Season 1 1 - Welcome to Hyakki Academy! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Hyakkitei Grill [00:10] Haruaki     So this is Hyakki Academy Island. SIGN    Alcohol SIGN    Restaurant SIGN    Soba SIGN    Fuku Fuku SIGN    Clothes [00:14] Haruaki     They even have convenience     stores and restaurants. [00:18] Haruaki     Hey, that building at the top of the hill     looks like it might be Hyakki Academy. SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    Hyakki     Academy [00:23] Haruaki     Yeah! It must be! [00:26] Haruaki     I'm Haruaki Abe. [00:28] Haruaki     I'm a teacher who came to work     at the school on this island. [00:33] Haruaki     A year ago, I became a teacher at     a public high school, but then... [00:37] (Flashback) Thug     The hell are you starin' at, huh? [00:40] Haruaki     Some delinquents threatened me, [00:41] Haruaki     and I fled from the school just     30 minutes after arriving. [00:45] Haruaki     I've spent the whole year since     then cooped up at home. [00:49] Haruaki     I'm very aware of how pathetic this is. SIGN    Drugstore [00:53] Haruaki     But this time, I'm gonna     be a wonderful teacher! SIGN    Convenience [00:56] Haruaki     And this high school... SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    School Pamphlet [00:58] Haruaki     has traditional school uniforms.     It's what I always dreamed of! SIGN    Male     Uniform SIGN    Female     Uniform [01:05] Haruaki     I absolutely love school uniforms! [01:07] Haruaki     But it's not like I wear them or have     any interest in high school girls! SIGN    Hyakki Academy [01:18] Haruaki     Wow... [01:23] Haruaki     This building's definitely got presence. [01:25] Principal     Thank you for saying so. [01:29] Principal     Hey there, Haruaki-kun. [01:30] Haruaki     Oh, you're the principal! [01:32] Principal     Thank you for coming. [01:34] Haruaki     No, no! Thank you very much for hiring me! [01:38] Principal     It's my pleasure! Your family's     helped me out quite often, [01:42] Principal     and we need you at this school. [01:47] Haruaki     Wow... [01:48] Haruaki     No one's ever said they needed me before! [01:57] Principal     This is the class you'll be in charge of. SIGN    Class 2-3 SIGN    Roll Book [02:01] Principal     All of your students are     waiting for you, Abe-sensei. [02:04] Haruaki     Right! I'll do my best! [02:06] Haruaki     This time, I'm going to     be a wonderful teacher! [02:12] Haruaki     In April, as the cherry blossoms danced, [02:14] Haruaki     I became the teacher I always wanted to be. [02:16] Tamao     Deadly Move: Kitty-Kitty Attack! [02:20] Haruaki     Or at least, I was supposed to... [02:21] Ren     That's just a German suplex! SIGN    Fire [02:31] Haruaki     But there are youkai all around me! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 1     "Welcome to Hyakki Academy!" [04:12] Haruaki     S... [04:13] Haruaki     Sorry! Wrong room! [04:18] Haruaki     Some strange creature was     performing a German suplex! [04:21] Principal     It's quite common for high     school boys to wrestle. [04:24] Haruaki     That's not the part that freaked me out! [04:27] Haruaki     Wh-Wh-What in the world is this school?! [04:30] Principal     Hyakki Academy is a youkai school where     youkai from all over Japan come to learn. [04:37] Principal     You will be our school's first... SIGN    2nd Prep Room [04:39] Haruaki     I'm going home! SIGN    2nd Prep Room SIGN    2nd Prep Room [04:40] Principal     ...human teacher. [04:44] Haruaki     The principal's a strange creature, too! [04:46] Principal     I'm telling you that I'm a youkai. [04:48] Principal     Come, now. Hurry back to your classroom! [04:50] Haruaki     N-No way! [04:55] Haruaki     I'm gonna quit being a     teacher and become a baker! [04:57] Principal     Just get in your classroom already! [05:01] Haruaki     Wait! [05:11] Haruaki     U-Um... SIGN    Fire [05:23] Mujina     He's not coming out. [05:25] Mujina     He's been under the lectern     for about 40 minutes now. [05:28] Ren     He's not dead under there, is he? [05:33] Mamekichi     Sano-kun? What're you going to do? [05:38] Sano     Hey. [05:40] Haruaki     A human? [05:42] Sano     We're not gonna eat you     or anything, so come out. [05:44] Haruaki     Right. I've been wanting to     come out for a while now, [05:47] Haruaki     but I fit so snugly in here     that I can't seem to get out... [05:50] Haruaki     Help me! Pull me out! Please! [05:53] Sano     Damn it. Here. [06:02] Girls     You pervert! [06:06] Sano     Even the girls don't sound that girly. [06:08] Mamekichi     Hup. [06:09] Mamekichi     Sensei, Sano-kun's a yakubyougami. [06:12] Mamekichi     They use their youkai magic to     bring misfortune upon people. [06:15] Mamekichi     Like what happened to you just now. [06:17] Mamekichi     But this is rare, Sano-kun.     You don't usually use your powers. [06:21] Sano     I got annoyed, and it just happened. [06:24] Haruaki     Unbelievable. [06:25] Haruaki     Not only did he strip me naked, he's thoroughly     wiping off the hand that held mine. [06:29] Principal     Haruaki-kun! A moment, please! [06:33] Principal     Honestly... We can't have our     teachers be scared of our students. [06:37] Haruaki     I'm not scared of the students!     I'm scared of the youkai! [06:39] Principal     Oh, you're so helpless. [06:42] Principal     Here, I'll give you this. Please perk up a bit. [06:44] Haruaki     What's this? [06:46] Principal     It's a youkai encyclopedia. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [06:48] Principal     And also... SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia [06:51] Haruaki     Th-This is... [06:53] Haruaki     Can I really have this? [06:54] Principal     Of course. I have high hopes for you. [06:57] Principal     I'm counting on you. [06:59] Principal     If you work hard, I'll even     gift you one of those uniforms. [07:03] Haruaki     R-Really?! I-I'll do my best! SIGN    Haruaki Abe [07:08] Haruaki     And so... I'm going to be your     homeroom teacher starting today. [07:12] Mamekichi     Seimei Abeno? SIGN    Haruaki Abe [07:14] Haruaki     Nope. [07:16] Haruaki     It's Haruaki Abe. [07:18] Haruaki     I'm a human. I-It's a     pleasure to meet you all. [07:21] Mujina     Gah! You're human? [07:23] Students     Boo! [07:23] Haruaki     Please don't boo me! I'm going to cry! [07:26] Sano     Quit crying. Don't be a pain. [07:30] Haruaki     That blondie's a bit mean... SIGN    Roll Book [07:33] Haruaki     O-Okay, I'm taking roll. [07:35] Haruaki     The nopperabou, Mujina-kun. [07:37] Mujina     Huh? [07:38] Haruaki     Oh, he actually has a face. SIGN    Roll Book [07:41] Haruaki     The gashadokuro, Utagawa-san. [07:44] Kuniko     Here. [07:44] Haruaki     Oh, she can turn human. [07:47] Haruaki     The cyclops, Nyuudou-kun. [07:49] Ren     Huh? SIGN    Mikoto Sano SIGN    Yakubyougami SIGN    Address: Shimane Prefecture      Izumo City,     Takamagahara 4-chome [07:51] Haruaki     Oh, it's the blondie. So he's a yakubyougami. [07:55] Haruaki     Seems fitting somehow. SIGN    Roll Book [07:57] Haruaki     Um... The yakubyougami, Mikoto Sano-kun. SIGN    Roll Book [08:03] Haruaki     He totally ignored me. [08:06] Haruaki     Next, the dorotabou, Koutarou Hijita-kun. [08:10] Mamekichi     So about Hijita-kun... [08:12] Mamekichi     His older sis is getting married in     Hawaii, so he's there right now. [08:15] Haruaki     I see. Thanks for telling me, um... [08:19] Mamekichi     I'm the mame-danuki, Mamekichi Maizuka! [08:22] Haruaki     Maizuka-kun. [08:24] Mamekichi     Yup! Pleased to meet ya, Seimei-kun. [08:25] Haruaki     It's Haruaki. Also, if you could add "sensei"— [08:30] Hijita     Hey. [08:31] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! You're back from Hawaii? [08:34] Hijita     Yup. [08:36] Hijita     And here's the totem pole     I promised I'd get you. [08:40] Mamekichi     Whoa, that's awesome! It's the real deal! [08:42] Hijita     And I got something for the rest of you, too!     Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts! [08:46] Students     Yeah! [08:49] Hijita     Huh? Who's that? [08:51] Haruaki     Oh, I'm this class's homeroom     teacher starting today. [08:54] Haruaki     I'm Haruaki Abe. I'm a human. [08:56] Hijita     Die, you asshole! [08:57] Haruaki     What in the world possessed you to do that?! [09:01] Mamekichi     So about Hiji-tan... [09:02] Mamekichi     He loves his older sis very much, and      she married a human, so he's on edge. [09:06] Sano     Just saying the word "human"     is enough to set him off now. [09:09] Haruaki     What?! He's clearly just taking     his anger out on me, then! [09:13] Haruaki     What the... Is he slinging mud at me? [09:15] Haruaki     That's so mean, Hijita-kun! [09:16] Hijita     Shut up! Go drown! [09:20] Sano     That's Hijita's youkai magic. [09:24] Haruaki     What did I ever do to you? [09:26] Haruaki     If you want to hate someone,     hate your brother-in-law... [09:29] Sano     He looks more like a     dorotabou than Hijita does. [09:31] Hijita     We're youkai! What's wrong     with playing tricks on humans? [09:35] Hijita     If you don't like it,     go back to some human school! [09:38] Haruaki     Even if I wanted to go back... I can't. [09:43] Haruaki     Because there's no place     for me in a human school. [09:48] Haruaki     Once every three days,     delinquents would come after me... [09:50] Haruaki     Sometimes, grade school kids made me cry... SIGN    Fire [09:53] Haruaki     Not only has no one ever pitied me, [09:55] Haruaki     but I've never made a single     friend ever since I was born. [09:59] Haruaki     And yet I was finally     able to become a teacher! SIGN    Oni [10:02] Haruaki     I'm sorry I'm a human! [10:04] Haruaki     But I'm barely getting by as I am! [10:06] Haruaki     So you could at least be     a little nicer to me... [10:13] Haruaki     Er... Yeah, that was a joke... SIGN    Fire [10:17] Students     That absolutely was not a joke! SIGN    Oni [10:24] Haruaki     Okay, I'll continue taking attendance, then. [10:28] Haruaki     Next, the zashikiwarashi, Beniko Zashiki-san. SIGN    Oni [10:32] Haruaki     Huh? Is Zashiki-san absent today? [10:34] Mamekichi     Well, actually, she hasn't been     here since winter of our first year. [10:38] Haruaki     Really? [10:40] Haruaki     I see... But we have our     class photo shoot tomorrow. [10:45] Haruaki     I'd like for Zashiki-san to be in it... [10:48] Haruaki     Maybe I'll go see her. [10:50] Mamekichi     Huh? [10:52] Hijita     There's no point in you going. SIGN    Game Shop SIGN    2nd     Floor SIGN    Karaoke [10:57] Mamekichi     There'd be trouble if you caused a     misunderstanding at the girls' dorm, [11:00] Mamekichi     so I was told to keep an eye on you! [11:02] Haruaki     What do you mean by that?! [11:04] Haruaki     It's my first day and my     popularity's non-existent?! [11:06] Mamekichi     The girls asked me to do it! [11:08] Mamekichi     Just in case, I had Sano-kun tag     along, too. Right, Sano-kun? [11:13] Haruaki     There won't be a "just in case"!     You can stop stretching! [11:17] Haruaki     Anyway, I'm really serious about this! [11:19] Haruaki     At this rate, Zashiki-san     is going to be held back! [11:23] Haruaki     We need to all be in that class picture! [11:27] Haruaki     Zashikiwarashi are youkai     that bring good luck. [11:29] Haruaki     If she came to school, maybe     my luck would improve, too. [11:33] Sano     That's not what you're thinking, is it? [11:35] Haruaki     Gulp! [11:36] Haruaki     Of course not! Don't be silly! [11:39] Haruaki     I-I know! Before we go to the girls' dorm,     I'll do some research on zashikiwarashi! [11:43] Sano and Mamekichi     Right on the nose. [11:45] Mamekichi     Say, Seimei-kun. What does that youkai     dictionary say about mame-danukis? [11:50] Haruaki     Let's see. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [11:52] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [11:54] Small Old Man     Mame-danuki stand out amongst tanuki     youkai because they are smaller. [11:58] Small Old Man     Tanuki are known to transform by     putting leaves on their heads, [12:01] Small Old Man     but mame-danuki transform by putting     nt sacks on their heads. Pretty gross, huh? [12:06] Haruki     So do you actually put     nt sacks on your head? [12:09] Mamekichi     N-N-N-No way! [12:11] Mamekichi     If that was the case, my transformation     scenes would need to be censored! [12:15] Mamekichi     Look! This was published in the year 2000! [12:17] Mamekichi     No wonder the information's old! [12:19] Mamekichi     We're in the 21st century now! [12:20] Haruaki and Sano     So you wore them until the 20th century? SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [12:24] Haruaki     But I guess this dictionary [12:26] Haruaki     doesn't have an entry for a     yakubyougami like you, Sano-kun. [12:30] Mamekichi     Not only is the information     old, it's lacking! [12:32] Mamekichi     He's being left out! SIGN    Hyakki Academy     Girls' Dormitory SIGN    Hyakki Academy     Girls' Dormitory SIGN    Zashiki [12:45] Haruaki     She's not answering. [12:47] Mamekichi     Hey! Don't worry! I have a plan! [12:50] Haruaki     A plan? [12:51] Mamekichi     Here I go! Transform! [12:53] Mamekichi     Mamekichi Slime! Mamime for short! SIGN    A mamime draws near [12:57] Mamekichi     I'll infiltrate the keyhole     and then open up the lock! [13:01] Haruaki     Amazing! [13:02] Haruaki     That's amazing, but that's almost a crime. [13:04] Sano     Pretty sure it's not "almost" a crime,     but "very much" a crime. SIGN    Keep Out [13:08] Mamekichi     Oh? SIGN    Keep Out [13:10] Haruaki     Maizuka-kun! [13:11] Sano     Mamime takes 300 damage. [13:14] Mamekichi     I guess the door has youkai magic on it. [13:17] Sano     Mame! SIGN    Zashiki [13:20] Haruaki     Hm? What's this? SIGN    Leave. Otherwise I'm gonna     make a social media account     using your name and     occupation and say all kinds     of inflammatory things. [13:23] Haruaki     Talk about an insidious threat! [13:26] Haruaki     B-But a threat like this     means nothing to me! [13:30] Haruaki     I'm pretty much socially     dead to all of my students! [13:34] Sano     He's saying something so     insecure with such confidence. [13:39] Mamekichi     Hey, it's from Hiji-tan. [13:41] Mamekichi     S-Seimei-kun, look! SIGN     That time I was holed up at home and some     annoying male teacher kept ringing my doorbell lol     ▼0001 Anonymous Youkai 16:36:51.23     An overly enthusiastic teacher? Someone's watching     too many TV dramas lol     ▼0002 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:18.45     Lul     ▼0003 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:32.37     Rat them out to the PTA     ▼0004 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:40.56     He probably just wants to get into the girls' dorm.     Let him have a pair of panties or something and he'll     probably go away     ▼0005 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:50.81     Get audio of this and expose him     ▼0006 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:13.16     What's he saying?     ▼0007 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:20.47     Honestly, the one who let him into the dorm is a bigger     issue than he is [13:43] Mamekichi     It says, "That time I was     holed up at home and some [13:45] Mamekichi     annoying male teacher came to my door lol"     on an internet message board. [13:48] Sano     Jeez... Youkai kids these days are     so quick to put everything online. [13:52] Haruaki     How about I hole up myself?! [13:54] Haruaki     Zashiki-san, please open up! [13:55] Haruaki     I know you're in there! [13:55] Beniko     Yeah, yeah. Get lost, loser. [13:58] Haruaki     Zashiki-san! Open up! [14:05] All     What?! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [14:16] Mamekichi     Was there just a sudden wind? [14:19] Haruaki     I don't know what happened, but lucky me! [14:22] Haruaki     Are you here, Zashiki-san? [14:25] Haruaki     There you are, Zashiki-san! [14:27] Haruaki     Hey, Zashiki-sa— [14:28] Beniko     Shut the hell up! [14:30] Beniko     I'm too busy saving the world from peril! [14:32] Haruaki     Oh, uh, sorry... [14:35] Haruaki     Er, huh? Saving the world from peril? [14:39] Haruaki     Are you... playing a game? [14:41] Beniko     It's not a game. [14:43] Beniko     The world behind this     screen is my true reality. [14:47] Beniko     It's real. [14:48] Beniko     Wait, how the hell did you     guys get into my room? [14:51] Sano     Just how detached from reality are you? [14:54] Mamekichi     Hey, is that the game     Hiji-tan recommended to you? [14:58] Beniko     Yeah... [14:59] (Flashback) Hijita     Hey, Zashiki. This game's     super fun. Wanna try it out? [15:04] (Flashback) Beniko     Really? Yeah, I'll totally borrow it. [15:06] (Flashback) Hjita     Wait... You beat it in one night? [15:08] (Flashback) Beniko     It was so fun that I couldn't stop. [15:11] (Flashback) Hijita     Well, the sequel's coming out next week. [15:13] (Flashback) Beniko     For real?! [15:15] Beniko     And then one thing led to     another, and I became a gamer. [15:19] Beniko     Before I knew it, my days and nights were     flipped, and I couldn't get up in the morning. [15:24] All     That's so stupid! [15:26] Sano     So, wait. It's Hijita's fault     you became a shut-in? [15:29] Haruaki     I thought the reason would be more     delicate and like a labyrinth to navigate... [15:36] Haruaki     I'm begging you! Please come to school! [15:39] Haruaki     I mean, you can't save     the world or start over [15:42] Haruaki     if you mess up in school     like you can in a game... [15:46] Haruaki     But I'm sure there are things at school [15:49] Haruaki     that you can't enjoy in a game!     I'm sure of it! [15:55] Beniko     You should take your own advice     and open your eyes to face reality. [15:59] Beniko     The reality that you're kowtowing     and rubbing your head on [16:01] Beniko     a high schooler's underwear. [16:04] Haruaki     Y-Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! Really! [16:06] Haruaki     I-I have no interest in sports bras! [16:08] Beniko     Shut your trap! [16:12] Mamekichi     Beniko-chan, come back to school. [16:15] Beniko     This teacher's made me     want to go even less now. [16:19] Mamekichi     But Seimei-kun's a really good guy! [16:21] Mamekichi     Though he's kind of a loser and cries a lot. [16:23] Haruaki     Damn it! That's not a compliment at all! [16:26] Haruaki     Zashiki-san! You can be a shut-in     when you become an adult, [16:31] Haruaki     but this is the only time you     can be a high school student. [16:33] Haruaki     This is also the only time you'll     be able to wear sailor uniforms! [16:37] Haruaki     I mean, you have pretty     black hair, and you're cute! [16:40] Haruaki     I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform! [16:47] Principal     Now then, everyone. Make sure     you do your best again today. SIGN    Faculty Room [16:56] Haruaki     Zashiki-san said yesterday that she'd     show up. I wonder if she really will! [17:01] Miki     Sir, that Haruaki Abe guy... Just who is he? [17:07] Miki     I can't imagine you'd hire a human     just because you know his family. [17:12] Principal     Well... It was a thousand years ago. [17:16] Principal     Back when youkai were much     more publicly out and about. [17:22] Principal     There was a very powerful human     who could exterminate youkai [17:25] Principal     whenever they did anything bad. [17:30] Principal     Nowadays, we live in a much     more human-based society, [17:32] Principal     so we aren't as out and about anymore. [17:36] Principal     But his ancestors inherited these powers [17:39] Principal     and are currently running a     shrine as they protect the land. SIGN    Abe Shrine [17:44] Principal     And the second son of that family— [17:47] Principal     the one who most strongly inherited     these powers—is Haruaki Abe-kun. [17:53] Principal     It's true that if he's up against     humans, he's quite weak. [17:56] Principal     But to us youkai, Haruaki-kun     is a very powerful figure. [18:04] Principal     He might also be a great     inspiration to the students. [18:08] Principal     I do wonder... [18:10] Principal     Will the fact that I invited him to our     school work in our favor or will it not? [18:14] Principal     I'm excited to find out. [18:17] Sano     I see. [18:19] Sano     So that thing he did back there... [18:22] Sano     was his exorcism power. [18:26] Sano     How interesting. [18:29] Mamekichi     Morning, Seimei-kun! [18:33] Mamekichi     Aw, I'm sorry, Seimei-kun! [18:36] Haruaki     Oh, good morning, Maizuka-kun. [18:39] Sano     What're you doing? SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia [18:43] Haruaki     Uh... The principal gave that to me! [18:46] Haruaki     It must've gotten mixed     up in my school supplies! [18:49] Haruaki     It's my precious— [18:50] Sano     You perv. [18:51] Mamekichi     Don't worry, Seimei-kun. [18:53] Mamekichi     I promise I won't tell anyone. [18:56] Haruaki     Maizuka-kun's eyes look so kind. [19:01] Beniko     Hello? You guys are in the way. [19:04] Haruaki     Zashiki-san! You came! [19:06] Haruaki     Wow! That red hoodie looks     great with your sailor uniform! [19:17] Haruaki     She's wearing pants under her skirt! [19:21] Beniko     Why do you look like some ghost in a photo? [19:24] Haruaki     Zashiki-san! Wearing pants underneath     your skirt violates the dress code— [19:28] Haruaki     er, violates school rules! [19:29] Beniko     What? [19:31] Sano     Apparently he has a uniform fetish. [19:35] Haruaki     Wh-Why'd you say that, Sano-kun? [19:37] Haruaki     You just told me you wouldn't tell anyone... [19:40] Haruaki     Hey! What are you gonna do about this?! [19:42] Haruaki     Just look at all the girls     looking at me like I'm trash! [19:46] Sano     What're you talking about?     That's what they're doing. [19:49] Sano     Looking at trash. [19:50] Haruaki     That's so mean! [19:51] Haruaki     Why do you keep trying to throw     me into the pits of misery?! [19:56] Sano     Well, I'm a yakubyougami.     I feed off of human misery. [20:00] Haruaki     But that's... [20:02] Hijita     Hey. [20:04] Hijita     Sorry... for being mean to you and stuff. [20:08] Haruaki     Huh? [20:10] Hijita     I didn't think you'd actually     get Zashiki to come to school. [20:15] Hijita     You're not bad. [20:17] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! [20:21] Haruaki     And so we, the members of Class 2-3... [20:24] Kappa Photographer     Okay, class. I'm taking the picture. [20:27] Students     Yeah! [20:30] Haruaki     ...were able to take our class photo     with all 26 members present. [20:36] Haruaki     A lot happened, but I'm so glad we     all got to take a photo as a class! [20:41] Sano     Well... I guess you did work hard. [20:45] Haruaki     A-A-A-Am I hearing things?!     Sano-kun just complimented me! [20:49] Sano     Huh? Yeah, you're definitely hearing things. [20:51] Haruaki     I really was hearing things! SIGN    Mandragora     Garden [21:02] Mandragoras     Intruders! Kill them! SIGN    Mandragora     Garden [21:04] Mandragoras     Who are these guys?! [21:07] Haruaki     Ow... [21:08] Haruaki     What the heck? Zashiki-san came back to     school, but I'm not being blessed at all! [21:13] Beniko     So that's what you were after. [21:16] Haruaki     Huh? [21:17] Beniko     Listen up, Seimei. [21:19] Beniko     Zashikiwarashi can be lucky or unlucky,     depending on what they're wearing. [21:24] Haruaki     Huh? [21:25] Beniko     I'm wearing red right now, which means      I'm a harbinger of misfortune. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [21:31] Small old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [21:34] Small old man     Zashikiwarashi live in human     homes and cause mischief. [21:37] Small old man     When they're wearing red,     they're harbingers of misfortune. [21:41] Haruaki     What?! [21:43] Beniko     To be around two youkai     that bring misfortune... [21:46] Beniko     Your luck in general must really suck. [21:49] Haruaki     Huh? Two? SIGN    Yakubyougami [21:52] Haruaki     In April, as the cherry blossoms danced, [21:54] Haruaki     I became the teacher I always     wanted to be at Hyakki Academy, [21:57] Haruaki     with a class that's filled with youkai. [22:02] Haruaki     And I just had a student German suplex me. 2 - Physical Exams Are Life-Threatening?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Haruaki     My name is Haruaki Abe. [00:10] Haruaki     Due to a strange turn of     events, I became a teacher [00:14] Haruaki     at a school filled with youkai     on an island filled with youkai. SIGN    Grammar     <>     Example: This sailor     uniform is like silk     <>     Example: I was scolded     by Sano-kun. [00:18] Haruaki     I teach Japanese. [00:21] Miki     Abe-sensei, [00:23] Miki     it's only a little farther. [00:27] Haruaki     Today, I'm climbing. SIGN    Shatter! [00:32] Haruaki     Ah... Miki-sensei, I just     heard my heart shatter. [00:36] Miki     Well, glue it back together, then! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [02:19] Haruaki     This is great! SIGN    Episode 2     "Physical Exams     Are Life-Threatening?!" [02:22] Haruaki     Thank you so much for inviting me. SIGN    Beer SIGN    Eggs [02:25] Miki     I figured we should get to know each other     better, now that we're coworkers. [02:30] Miki     Things were a bit hectic, so we didn't      get to introduce ourselves properly. [02:34] Miki     The name's Miki. Pleasure to meet you. [02:39] Haruaki     Oh, right. Your class is     right next door, right? [02:43] Miki     Shutendouji are oni, or ogre youkai. [02:47] Miki     Anyway, you don't need to be     scared of me. Let's be friends. [02:49] Haruaki     Likewise! [02:53] Miki     This is Hatanaka-kun. He's in     charge of student discipline. [02:58] Haruaki     It's a pleasure to meet you. [03:05] Haruaki     Um... [03:06] Haruaki     Hatanaka-sensei, what     exactly are you doing? [03:09] Hatanaka     Nothing. [03:11] Hatanaka     Don't worry about it. [03:15] Hatanaka     By the way, Abe-sensei, we need     to get an early start tomorrow. [03:19] Hatanaka     Make sure you don't oversleep. [03:20] Haruaki     Huh? Aren't the physical exams tomorrow? [03:24] Haruaki     Do we actually do something? [03:26] Hatanaka     Yes. [03:27] Miki     It's honestly pretty exhausting. [03:29] Hatanaka     Guiding the students and     preparing the equipment... [03:32] Hatanaka     Welcoming the doctors traveling to     the island... We do quite a bit. [03:35] Miki     Be careful, though. [03:37] Miki     Each year, at least one teacher     ends up in the hospital. [03:41] Haruaki     From physical exams?! [03:44] Hatanaka     Anyway, just know that we'll be     working you to the bone, Abe-sensei. [03:50] Haruaki     I'm already feeling it in my stomach... SIGN    The Next Day [03:56] Haruaki     Once you've changed into your gym clothes, [03:58] Haruaki     please follow the teachers' instructions. [04:01] Utagawa     What if I've gained weight? [04:03] Tamao     What if I'm shorter? [04:06] Haruaki     They might be youkai,     but they're still just teenagers. SIGN    Eye Exam     Listening Exam     Dental Exam [04:10] Odawara     Wh-What if they tell me to use LED? SIGN    Fear [04:13] Yanagida     What if I'm not 100% cotton anymore? [04:16] Maizuka     What if I'm not a tanuki anymore?! [04:20] Haruaki     Sorry... I can't help you with     youkai-specific issues... [04:24] Haruaki     But you're 100% a tanuki,     Maizuka-kun, so don't worry. [04:31] Hatanaka     Abe-sensei. [04:33] Haruaki     Oh, Hatanaka-sensei. [04:35] Hatanaka     I've already got a job for you. [04:37] Hatanaka     Please assist with the eye exams. [04:40] Hatanaka     First, go to the audiovisual room. [04:41] Haruaki     Oh, right. Got it. [04:43] Hatanaka     And when you get there, call this number. [04:45] Haruaki     But why? [04:47] Hatanaka     You'll find out when you get there! Now, go! [04:49] Hatanaka     No running in the hallway!     Power-walk dash your way there! [04:52] Haruaki     Come on! This is ridiculous! SIGN    Eye Exams [04:59] Ren     Up? [05:01] Haruaki     Up, he says. [05:04] Haruaki     And next? [05:09] Ren     Down? SIGN    Eye     Exams [05:10] Haruaki     Down, he says. [05:22] Satou-sensei     Down? [05:24] Satou-sensei     Up? [05:26] Satou-sensei     I see. [05:27] Satou-sensei     Okay, Nyuudou-kun. [05:29] Satou-sensei     Your vision is 130.0. SIGN    Hyakki Academy [05:31] Haruaki     The scale's so different,     I don't know if that's good or bad! [05:36] Ren     Damn it! I'm 0.5 lower than last year. [05:39] Haruaki     Um... [05:40] Haruaki     You just went from 130.5 to 130.0. [05:44] Haruaki     How does that possibly     affect your daily life? [05:49] Mandragora     Hatanaka-sensei...     The eye exams are done. [05:54] Hatanaka     You're late! [05:56] Hatanaka     The special exams are next! [05:58] Hatanaka     Take the cat and the tanuki from your class     and go see Miki in the nurse's office! [06:03] Hatanaka     Go on! Power dash! SIGN    Power Dash [06:06] Haruaki     He just abbreviated "power-walk dash!" SIGN    Power-Walk SIGN    Dash SIGN    Power Dash [06:09] Hatanaka     Power dash! [06:13] Haruaki     I've brought the cat and tanuki! [06:15] Miki     Alrighty. [06:17] Miki     Okay, you two. Why don't you step in here? [06:21] Miki     I bet something good will happen. [06:23] Tamao     Why? [06:28] Tamao and Mamekichi     Huh? [06:32] Miki     This cage has talismans     on it that seal spirit energy. [06:36] Haruaki     They're from my shrine. [06:39] Haruaki     S-Sorry about this. But you know, [06:41] Haruaki     we've got some doctors from off     the island here to see you. SIGN    Animal Youkai     This Way     Vaccines [06:45] Takahashi     Now, then... Time for some     really, really fun shots. [06:55] Mamekichi     I don't want any shots! Seimei-kun! [06:59] Tamao     Corporal punishment!     This is corporal punishment! [07:05] Haruaki     Huh? Nezumi-sensei, too? [07:09] Miki     All animal youkai will have to get these. [07:16] Hatanaka     Honestly... How can you be so scared     of shots at your age? How dumb. [07:22] Miki     Now, hold on just a second. [07:24] Miki     You're getting one, too, Hatanaka-kun. [07:30] Hatanaka     Let me out! [07:33] Hatanaka     I don't need a shot! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [07:37] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [07:39] Small old man     Kamaitachi use their sickle-like     hands to cut people. [07:45] Small old man     Why's he like that, though? [07:48] Hatanaka     Hey! Are you listening to me?! [07:48] Miki     Okay, Sensei. I'm handing them off to you. [07:52] Tamao     You ogre! Demon! [07:54] Nezumi-sensei     You heartless teacher! [07:55] Hatanaka     Give me back the 3,000 I lent you before! [08:00] Miki     Takahashi-sensei. [08:01] Takahashi     Huh? Oh, right. [08:04] Takahashi     One of my surgeries this afternoon canceled, [08:06] Takahashi     so I don't mind doing some     neutering. It'll be chop-chop. SIGN    Surgery gloves [08:13] Takahashi     I'm just kidding. It was a joke. SIGN    Surgery gloves SIGN    Surgery gloves [08:22] Haruaki     Don't worry, Maizuka-kun. [08:25] Haruaki     It'll be over before you know it. [08:26] Mamekichi     But I'm scared! [08:28] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun! Talk to me to     keep my mind off of it. [08:32] Haruaki     Okay, let's see... [08:34] Haruaki     Then... [08:36] Haruaki     It may be easier to brush me off     as another uniform fetishist, [08:39] Haruaki     but in my case, it doesn't     hit me anywhere, anytime. [08:43] Haruaki     It only hits me when my     heart's in the right TPO. [08:48] Mamekichi     Literally no one asked about that! [08:57] Haruaki     Tanuki! [09:01] Haruaki     S-Sensei, am I going to be okay? I'm a human... [09:06] Takahashi     Oh, you'll be fine. [09:09] Takahashi     Just the other day, I tried this     out on a human guinea pig— [09:12] Takahashi     On a human patient. [09:14] Haruaki     A guinea pig... [09:16] Takahashi     If you're that worried...     want to take this one, too? [09:21] Takahashi     It's a new medicine I just created yesterday. [09:27] Mandragora     No! [09:28] Haruaki     I-It's finally over... [09:31] Miki     Come on. All that's left is getting     the students' heights, so buck up. [09:35] Haruaki     I wanna go home... [09:39] Haruaki     So... [09:43] Haruaki     I have to climb up and     get his measurements? [09:45] Miki     We're counting on you, Abe-sensei. [09:50] Small old man     Daidarabocchi are giant youkai. [09:53] Small old man     People say that they made     mountains and lakes. [09:58] Miki     Go on. You're his homeroom teacher. [10:00] Haruaki     Couldn't you or Hatanaka-sensei do this? [10:03] Miki     Nope. Hatanaka-kun's definitely out. [10:09] Haruaki     It doesn't take much for him to lose heart... [10:11] Haruaki     L-Let's decide this fairly     with rock-paper-scissors! [10:13] Miki     Uh... [10:15] Haruaki     Come on! Rock, paper, scissors... [10:18] Mandragora     ...shoot! SIGN    And now, we're back at the beginning of the episode... [10:23] Haruaki     Dang it... why did I throw rock? [10:28] Haruaki     I was a fool to trust in rock! [10:33] Haruaki     Then again, I have some serious questions     about how paper wins by covering rock... [10:40] Haruaki     Break through it, damn it! [10:42] Haruaki     What do you think, Oota-kun? [10:44] Oota     Er, I'm not sure what I can say about     the rules of rock-paper-scissors... [10:49] Miki     Come on, now. Quit your complaining. [10:52] Miki     You're almost there. [10:55] Haruaki     I finally got to his ear! [10:58] Miki     Got it. Be careful. [11:04] Haruaki     Whew, that was a heck of a gust... [11:09] Haruaki     My Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia! [11:17] Haruaki     No! [11:17] Haruaki     I decided a long time ago that when     I died, it'd be inside a uniform! [11:26] Sano     What kind of way to die is that? [11:29] Haruaki     Sano-kun! What are you doing here? [11:32] Sano     These physical exams are a pain, [11:34] Sano     so I skipped them to nap     on top of Oota's head. [11:36] Haruaki     You managed to climb onto his head? [11:38] Haruaki     You must be light on your feet. [11:40] Sano     Pretty much. [11:41] Mandragora     Heave-ho. [11:43] Haruaki     Hello? Miki-sensei?     Oota-kun is 130 meters tall. [11:47] Oota     Huh? 130 meters? [11:49] Oota     Yay! [11:52] Oota     I finally beat the Ushiku Daibutsu statue! SIGN    Ushiku Daibutsu     A huge Daibutsu     statue (120 m)     that's in Ibaraki     Prefecture and is     in the Guinness     Book of World     Records. [11:55] Small old man     The Ushiku Daibutsu statue is a statue in     Ibaraki Prefecture that's 120 meters tall. [12:02] Haruaki     Wow, that's some competition. [12:04] Miki     Well, I'm gonna go check on the other     students. Be careful getting back down. [12:09] Haruaki     Huh?! I have to get down by myself?! [12:12] Haruaki     Stare... [12:14] Sano     What? [12:15] Haruaki     Carry me all the way down on your back. [12:18] Sano     I see. I'll kick your ass. [12:21] Haruaki     What the heck? [12:22] Haruaki     If I was Maizuka-kun,     you'd be happy to take me down! [12:26] Haruaki     You'd be giving him VIP     treatment with drink in hand! [12:29] Sano     What the hell are you talking about?     There'd be a salad, too. [12:34] Haruaki     Wait, Sano-kun! [12:36] Haruaki     Hey, Sano-kun! SIGN    Itch SIGN    Itch [12:47] Oota     Sorry, Sensei. I sneezed. [12:52] Oota     Huh? He's gone. He sure got down fast. [12:59] Miki     Finally done! [13:01] Hatanaka     By the way, where's Abe-sensei? [13:05] Mamekichi     Sensei! Have you seen Sano-kun? [13:08] Miki     What? Sano-kun's missing, too? [13:10] Hatanaka     Honestly, where could they have gone? [13:16] Sano     Why is this happening to me? [13:19] Sano     This stuff always happens     when you're around! [13:22] Haruaki     This isn't my fault! [13:23] Sano     Shut up! Stay away from me,     you yakubyougami! [13:26] Haruaki     You're the yakubyougami! [13:28] Sano     Well, you're my yakubyougami! [13:31] Haruaki     No way... [13:34] Principal     You two! [13:35] Haruaki     S-Sorry, sir! [13:37] Haruaki     Um, I'll pay for the window I broke! [13:40] Principal     I see... [13:43] Principal     Then again... [13:45] Principal     That's not the kind of window that can be     replaced with a teacher's puny monthly salary. [13:49] Haruaki     Huh? Er... huh? [13:52] Principal     Well, given this opportunity, [13:55] Principal     there's something I'd like you     to do rather than pay for that. [13:59] Haruaki     Something you want me to do? SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [14:13] Haruaki     So instead of paying for the window,     I was asked to clean the pool, but... SIGN    Around here. [14:20] Oota     I'm sorry. It's all because I sneezed. [14:22] Haruaki     No, it's okay. [14:24] Haruaki     Anyway, you can shrink     down to this size, Oota-kun? [14:28] Oota     Oh, yes. I can. [14:31] Ren     Why do I have to go, too? [14:33] Tamao     Oh, come on. It's more     fun with you, Ren-Ren! [14:36] Mamekichi     I'm gonna swim the butterfly! [14:38] Hijita     Then I'm gonna do an Ina Bauer! SIGN    Hyakki Academy     Outdoor Pool [14:42] Haruaki     Did any of you even know     our school had a pool? [14:46] Hijita     Until last year, we had classes in the ocean. [14:49] Oota     We can't go into the ocean this year, though. [14:52] Haruaki     Really? [14:53] Oota     Yeah. Because it got hot     earlier than usual this year, [14:56] Oota     a bunch of umibouzu appeared     in the swimming area. [15:01] Haruaki     Oh, come on. They're not     jellyfish or anything. [15:05] Little old man     Umibouzu are youkai that live in the ocean. [15:07] Little old man     They sink ships and stuff. [15:11] Sano     Hey, isn't that it? [15:13] Haruaki     You're right. [15:17] Haruaki     Th-This is... [15:23] Haruaki     What is this? It's basically abandoned! [15:25] Hijita     This is gonna take more than a cleaning.     It needs a full makeover. [15:32] Haruaki     The pool water's dirty, too. [15:34] Ren     That's putting it lightly... [15:36] Ren     There's literally miasma coming from it. [15:38] Haruaki     It's basically the entrance     to the underworld! [15:42] Haruaki     A-Anyway... [15:43] Haruaki     Let's dump this water. [15:45] Sano     Can we actually dump it? [15:47] Sano     I feel like it'd destroy nature... [15:50] Haruaki     Well... nature created it...     and it's going back to nature. [15:55] Hijita     All right. I'll go drain it. [15:57] Sano     Hey, it's wet around the pool, so it's dange— [16:02] Tamao     Hijita fell into the poisonous swamp! SIGN    Sizzle... [16:09] Tamao     He's dead! He's definitely dead!     I heard some melting! [16:13] Oota     Hijita-kun! [16:14] Haruaki     No! [16:17] Sano     Like a mud youkai would melt and die. [16:19] Ren     Pretty much. [16:25] Hijita     That really sucked. [16:26] Haruaki     Oh, thank goodness you're alive... SIGN    Whew... SIGN    Whew... [16:33] Hijita     Good grief. Gosh, that was a close one. [16:37] All     H-Hijita! [16:41] Tamao     This is bad! [16:42] Tamao     Hijita's design and personality     have been completely redone! [16:46] Sano     This goes beyond aesthetics. It's just gross. [16:48] Sano     Why the hell is he blonde? [16:52] Ren     Oh, fine. [16:54] Ren     We just gotta accept that Hijita's dead and     do something about the poisonous swamp. [16:58] Ren     Got it? [17:00] Haruaki     O-Okay. This time, let's actually drain it. [17:03] Tamao     Even if we drained and cleaned this     pool, I don't think I'd want to... [17:07] Mamekichi     S-Save me! [17:08] Kappas     Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho. [17:10] Haruaki     What the hell are those?! Kappa?! [17:12] Little old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [17:14] Little old man     Kappa are youkai that live in rivers. [17:17] Little old man     They love cucumbers and causing mischief. [17:19] Kappa     Kappamaki! [17:20] Ren     They're trying to drag Mame     into the poisonous swamp! [17:23] Tamao     Forget the cleaning! [17:26] Kappa     Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho. [17:26] Haruaki     They're so strong! [17:28] Mamekichi     No! I'm gonna end up like Hiji-tan, too! [17:32] Mamekichi     I'll turn into a really tall, handsome guy! [17:35] Mamekichi     Save me, Sano-kun! [17:55] Sano     Mame, are you okay? [17:57] Mamekichi     Sano-kun! [18:00] Sano     Forget being tall. You look best like this. [18:00] Mamekichi     I was so scared! [18:04] Ren     Dude, you're way scarier than the kappa! [18:09] Kappa     Don't get cocky just because     you beat us, ignorant fools. [18:14] Haruaki     Hey, it spoke! [18:15] Tamao     Who're you callin' ignorant fools, huh?! [18:17] Kappa     Sorry! [18:19] Kappa     But you see, in this pool... [18:21] Kappa     our master still awaits. [18:24] Haruaki     Huh? [18:38] Haruaki     It's a giant human-faced fish! [18:43] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [18:45] Small old man     A human-faced fish, as its name suggests, [18:48] Small old man     is literally a fish with a human face. [18:50] Human-faced fish     Hello, I am the master here. [18:53] Human-faced fish     Now, foolish youkai... [18:56] Human-faced fish     if you want to clean this pool,     you'll have to defeat me first! [19:00] Haruaki     Why, though?! [19:02] Human-faced fish     We can't have you puny youkai who can't even [19:07] Human-faced fish     defeat a single fish     entering this holy place. [19:13] Tamao     You've got some nerve to keep yappin'! [19:15] Tamao     You dumb fish, pickin' a fight with a cat! [19:19] Tamao     Bring it! [19:20] Tamao     I'll fillet you myself, you fish bastard! [19:27] Tamao     Oh, no. [19:29] Haruaki     Hey! He just nommed him! [19:30] Ren     T-Tamao! [19:32] Oota     Nyuudou-kun, it's dangerous     to get any closer! [19:37] Human-faced fish     Don't worry. You can have a tearful     reunion in my belly soon enough! [19:42] Haruaki     Oh, no! It's attacking us! [19:44] Sano     Isn't he just hungry? [19:46] Haruaki     Wh-Wh-What do we do?! [19:49] Sano     We don't need to waste     our time with these guys. [20:00] Sano     Oota, you'd be able to catch     this guy, wouldn't you? [20:04] Oota     Oh, right. Hi-yah! [20:14] Oota     Yay! I caught it! [20:17] Haruaki     Talk about a pathetic master. [20:19] Human-faced fish     Now that it's come to this,     there's nothing more we can do. [20:24] Human-faced fish     Stew us, grill us. Do as you please. [20:25] Kappa     Oh, Master... [20:28] Kappa     Oh, I'm quite delicious as sashimi. [20:31] Oota     Uh... I don't think I'm gonna be eating you. [20:35] Mamekichi     Hup. Hey, master guy. [20:37] Mamekichi     Why don't you come to the biology club? [20:39] Mamekichi     You can stay in a gorgeous tank     with three meals and naptime! [20:42] Mamekichi     There's a girl human-faced fish, too,     and we'll change your water frequently. [20:47] Mamekichi     You kappa can come, too. [20:48] Kappa     Woo-hoo! [20:50] Mamekichi     What do you say? [20:58] Human-faced fish     Well, living together in     harmony is important. [21:01] Haruaki     Wow, the master is weak-willed. [21:05] Haruaki     Now that the master is gone,     let's get this cleaning done. [21:08] All     Yeah! [21:10] Haruaki     By the way, Oota-kun, this whole time... [21:13] Haruaki     your feet have been in the     poisonous swamp. You okay? [21:16] Oota     Huh? Um... [21:20] Oota     It's hot! [21:21] Haruaki     Is it hot?! [21:23] Oota     It's hot! [21:27] Haruaki     Hey, wait... [21:34] Haruaki     Um, so yeah... [21:38] Haruaki     For now, please settle for this... SIGN    Sorry [21:41] Haruaki     plastic pool. [21:43] Principal     Absolutely not. I'm docking     your pay, you fool. [21:51] Haruaki     And so, this year's swimming     classes were canceled. [21:59] Haruaki     Also, later on... [22:01] Haruaki     The master was indeed taken     in by the biology club. [22:06] Mamekichi     Good for you, Master! 3 - Panic! In Miki-sensei's Youkai Studies Class!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Haruaki     Observe your class? [00:06] Haruaki     Can I?! [00:07] Miki     Yes. Youkai studies covers youkai     history and how we live. [00:12] Miki     We learn everything currently     known about youkai. [00:15] Miki     Essentially, it's social studies with youkai. [00:17] Miki     I figured you'd end up an even better teacher [00:20] Miki     if you learned more about     youkai in that class. [00:23] Haruaki     Even better... I'd love that!     I want to be an even better teacher! [00:29] Miki     Then I'll go ahead and ask     the principal about it. [00:32] Miki     I'll put in a good word for you. [00:34] Haruaki     Thank you very much! [00:36] Miki     Well, you've got a class to teach,     don't ya? Get a move on. [00:40] Haruaki     Right! [00:41] Hatanaka     No running in the hallways! [00:43] Haruaki     Oh, right! [00:45] Nezumi-sensei     It's quite amazing. [00:48] Nezumi-sensei     I'm surprised you can both talk     to Abe-sensei. You're not scared? [00:53] Hatanaka     Scared? [00:54] Nezumi     Well, considering what the     principal told us... you know. [00:58] Satou-sensei     The last thing we want is him     accidentally exorcising us. [01:01] Miki     You morons. [01:04] Miki     Him having such tremendous power... [01:09] Miki     is exactly why we want to tame him. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Class 2-3 [02:42] Miki     So on that note... SIGN    Episode 3     "Panic! In Miki-sensei's     Youkai Studies Class!!" [02:44] Miki     Your homeroom teacher, Abe-sensei,     is gonna be observing the class today. [02:48] Haruaki     I-I've still got a lot to learn,     so please be patient with me. [02:52] Sano     Miki and Seimei... I don't like this duo. [02:55] Akisame     I definitely don't want a repeat of     what happened in our first year. [02:59] Haruaki     Everyone looks really anxious... [03:02] Haruaki     Is the youkai studies class that hard? [03:04] Miki     There might be topics humans aren't     aware of, but it's not all that difficult. [03:08] Miki     Why don't you stand behind     everyone, Abe-sensei? [03:11] Haruaki     Sure. [03:12] Miki     And the rest of you can hand in the     homework I gave you last week. [03:15] Both     Huh?! [03:17] Mujina     Hey, Nyuudou. Did we even have any homework? [03:19] Nyuudou     Hey, Sensei! Mujina said     he forgot his homework! [03:22] Mujina     Don't go ratting me out like that, you jerk! [03:25] Miki     Then we'll just have you     stay after school to do it. [03:29] Mujina     This is all your fault! [03:30] Nyuudou     It's your own fault for forgetting. [03:34] Hijita     You foolish afro. Why would     you go admitting that now? [03:38] Hijita     This is what you're supposed to     do in situations like this... [03:41] Hijita     Sir! Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir! [03:43] Hijita     Sensei! I did my homework,     but I forgot to bring it. [03:47] Miki     In that case, head over     to your dorm and get it. [03:49] Miki     The round trip should take     about fifteen minutes. [03:53] Miki     Let's get class started, then. [03:56] Hijita     Wait, what? [03:57] Small Old Man     There's no turning back for Hijita-kun now! [04:00] Miki     All right. We'll begin on     page 18 of your textbooks, [04:03] Miki     "The Types of Youkai and Their     Changes in Modern Times." [04:07] Haruaki     Wow! Miki-sensei's amazing! [04:10] Haruaki     He's so resolute! [04:11] Haruaki     The best I can do is cry and     beg them to do something. [04:15] (Flashback) Haruaki     Akisame-kun! Please do     your homework tomorrow! [04:19] Akisame     Fine! I'll do it, okay?! Just let     go of me! Everyone's staring! SIGN    Humanoid Youkai SIGN    Fire SIGN    Animal Youkai [04:24] Miki     You can broadly categorize youkai like so. SIGN    Humanoid Youkai SIGN    Fire SIGN    Animal Youkai [04:28] Miki     Though nowadays, most youkai     disguise themselves as humans SIGN    Humanoid Youkai SIGN    Fire SIGN    Animal Youkai SIGN    Humanoid Youkai SIGN    Fire SIGN    Animal Youkai SIGN    Inorganic Youkai [04:32] Miki     to make it easier to live in     the advancing human society. [04:35] Haruaki     Oh, I see! [04:37] Haruaki     There are all sorts of youkai out there! [04:40] Haruaki     Wait... [04:41] Haruaki     I wonder which kind Sano-kun is. [04:45] Haruaki     He'd be so cute if he turned into     a little animal like Maizuka-kun. [04:52] Sano     Don't stare at me from behind. It's annoying. SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic SIGN    Action Type [04:55] Miki     Among the ones who can use youkai magic, [04:58] Miki     there's the action type that     do specific movements, SIGN    Will Type SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic [05:01] Miki     the ones who look like they     can use youkai magic but can't, SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic SIGN    Will Type SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic SIGN    Will Type [05:05] Miki     and the ones that are hardest     to deal with: the will type. SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic SIGN    Will Type [05:09] Miki     They use their youkai magic     with a single thought. [05:13] Haruaki     Excuse me, sir! I have a question! [05:15] Haruaki     Why are they the hardest to deal with? [05:17] Miki     Because, unlike your actions, [05:18] Miki     you can't always control your own heart. [05:22] Miki     Getting pissed off and     causing a huge issue [05:26] Miki     with their youkai magic unexpectedly     isn't that uncommon. [05:31] Miki     I'm an action type, just like     Maizuka-kun and the others. [05:34] Miki     Drinking sake gives me spirit     energy to use youkai magic. [05:37] Miki     Why don't I show you how     it's done real quick? SIGN    Fire [05:40] Yanagida     N-No, that's okay! [05:42] Odawara     R-Remember? We saw last year! [05:44] Haruaki     Really? I'd love to see! [05:49] Muujina     Shut up! [05:49] Akisame     I'll rip off that dumb cowlick of yours! [05:51] Yanagida     Don't make us hang you! [05:53] Miki     Now, now, it'll just be a little bit. [06:01] Miki     Just like this, the sake becomes     the source of my spirit energy, [06:04] Miki     and I end up with otherworldly strength,     just like an oni should have. [06:08] Miki     For example... [06:14] Miki     You hear me, you little shits?! SIGN    Hijita      Nyuudou [06:17] Small Old Man     Meanwhile, Hiji-tan was... [06:19] Hijita     All right! I found the homework printout! [06:22] Hijita     And of course, I didn't actually do it! [06:25] Hijita     I just need to finish it, no matter what! [06:27] Small Old Man     ...carrying out a lonesome battle     all alone without anyone knowing. SIGN    Class 2-3 [06:34] Sano     Miki's a real awful drunk, [06:36] Sano     even though he can't use     youkai magic without sake. [06:39] Haruaki     What? Really? [06:40] Sano     Last year, he spent half a day destroying     half the school until he sobered up. [06:46] Haruaki     I'm surprised he hasn't been fired. [06:50] Akisame     I had a feeling this would happen ever     since you came to observe the class! [06:54] Miki     Shut your traps! We're in the middle of class! [06:56] Miki     Quiet down, you little jerks! [07:02] Nyuudou     I'm gonna go get another teacher! [07:04] Miki     Hey, Nyuudou! Where d'ya think you're goin'? [07:06] Miki     Class is still in session. [07:08] Miki     You ain't allowed to boycott class! [07:13] Fujihira     An orange juice bomb! [07:15] Odawara     Is this grade school bullying?! [07:16] Beniko     More importantly, why did he     bring cucumbers and oranges? [07:20] Small Old Man     Mujina-kun feels like Nyuudou-kun     got what he deserves. [07:23] Miki     Oh, that's right. While we're at it,     you should show us, too, Abe-sensei. [07:28] Haruaki     Sh-Show you what? My pay stub? [07:30] Miki     You moron! [07:31] Miki     Don't play dumb with me! [07:33] Miki     I know who you are! [07:35] Miki     When you deal with youkai, you— [07:41] Sano     Seimei! Do the thing! [07:42] Haruaki     What thing?! [07:44] Sano     You have the power to exorcise demons! [07:47] Sano     Use that! [07:49] Haruaki     Wait, really? I'm that amazing? [07:52] Sano     You didn't even realize it? [07:54] Haruaki     I mean, my family does run a shrine... [07:56] Haruaki     But all I ever did was sell     talismans at the shrine office. [07:59] Sano     Just shut up and give it a try! [08:01] Sano     Miki gets his spirit energy from sake. [08:04] Sano     So if you use your exorcism powers     to cleanse Miki's spirit energy, [08:07] Sano     it should... [08:08] Haruaki     I see! [08:09] Haruaki     I'm still not entirely sure if     I have powers like that, but... [08:13] Haruaki     Okay, I'll give it a try. [08:15] Haruaki     Prepare yourself! This is for     Akisame-kun and Nyuudou-kun! [08:18] Both     Don't just randomly kill us off! [08:21] Hatanaka     What's that ruckus... [08:27] Hatanaka     Gah! Rintarou! [08:29] Hatanaka     Damn it! Did you drink again?! [08:31] Miki     Come on, now. Stop teasin' me and show me! [08:35] Haruaki     Eek! You sound like some pervy old guy! [08:37] Hatanaka     Hey! Rintarou! You idiot! [08:40] Haruaki     W-Wait! Wait, wait! [08:41] Hatanaka     Hey, stop that! [08:44] Hatanaka     Hey! Are you listening to me, Rintarou?! [08:46] Haruaki     I'm gonna fall! [08:47] Hatanaka     Stop! [08:48] Haruaki     Wh-What the heck?! [08:49] Haruaki     I don't have any exorcism powers at all! [08:52] Haruaki     I knew I didn't have any powers like that! [08:55] Sano     It's do or die! [08:57] Sano     Seimei! [08:58] Sano     Zashiki says she'll take off the pants     under her uniform if you do it! [09:02] Haruaki     What?! [09:03] Beniko     What the hell are you     saying at a time like this?! [09:06] Haruaki     That's right! He's right! [09:08] Haruaki     Until I see Zashiki-san wearing her     uniform without pants underneath... [09:12] Haruaki     There's no way I can die! [09:14] Haruaki     ...no way I can die! [09:15] Haruaki     ...no way I can die! [09:16] Haruaki     ...no way I can die! [09:17] Haruaki     ...no way I can... [09:21] Principal     Now, this is quite a show. SIGN    Class 2-3 [09:26] Hijita     See?! I told you I did my homework! [09:29] Hijita     Er... Did something happen? [09:31] Small Old Man     And so, with Haruaki's exorcism powers, [09:34] Small Old Man     he was able to safely stop     Rintarou Miki's outburst. [09:40] Sano     I never thought you'd exorcise all     the spirit energy in the school. [09:43] Haruaki     Yeah, that was pretty shocking. [09:45] Sano     Take this seriously. [09:47] Haruaki     Oh, but Sano-kun... [09:50] Haruaki     I'd like you to keep my powers     and family a secret from the class. [09:56] Sano     Huh? Why? [09:58] Haruaki     I mean... everyone would be afraid of me     if they knew I had that kind of power. [10:05] Haruaki     I just want to enjoy a great     school life with everyone. [10:10] Haruaki     And enjoy a lovely youth— [10:12] Marshmallow     Hey, you jerk! I didn't get     enough water over here! [10:15] Mandragora 1     Hey, numbnuts! Take better care of us! [10:17] Noriko     Don't underestimate us! [10:20] Haruaki     Wah! Right when I was trying     to say something profound! [10:25] Haruaki     Come on! Stop that! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:35] Hijita     Come on, Nyuudou! Please! [10:37] Hijita     Show me your notes! [10:40] Hijita     Otherwise, I'm gonna be     screwed on my midterms! [10:42] Hijita     I won't ask for anything again! [10:43] Nyuudou     You're too damn loud this     early in the morning, Hijita. [10:46] Nyuudou     I've heard your "I won't ask for anything     again!" at least a hundred times. [10:49] Nyuudou     Go die a hundred times and try again. [10:51] Hijita     Please! Just this once! [10:53] Hijita     I'll lick your shoes or even     the soles of your feet! [10:56] Nyuudou     Only someone like Sano     would like that, you moron. [10:58] Hijita     Please! I beg of you, Nyuudou-sama! Please! [11:03] Nyuudou     Ugh! Okay, fine! [11:05] Nyuudou     But if you keep being this stupid, [11:07] Nyuudou     you're gonna end up like a certain     stupid homeroom teacher— [11:10] Haruaki     Who exactly... [11:11] Haruaki     are you talking about? Hmm? [11:16] Haruaki     You don't have to get that scared. [11:18] Hijita     Don't show up like some horror movie     scene so early in the morning! [11:22] Nyuudou     What're you doing out here, anyway? [11:25] Haruaki     Huh? What am I doing? SIGN    Student Disciplinary     Committee [11:26] Haruaki     This. [11:27] Both     The disciplinary committee?! [11:29] Haruaki     Yeah. You know how I observed     Miki-sensei's class the other day? [11:33] Haruaki     Today, I'm helping Hatanaka-sensei as a     part of the student disciplinary committee [11:37] Haruaki     so I can become a better teacher and improve     my communication with the students. [11:41] Haruaki     But I'm not sure just how     to discipline all of you. [11:48] Nyuudou     Here's someone you can practice on right now. [11:51] Haruaki     Oh, Sano-kun. [11:52] Nyuudou     Yup. He's clearly breaking the     school rules with his hair. [11:55] Haruaki     What?! That's not Sano-kun's     natural hair color? [11:59] Haruaki     Hey, you delinquent! [12:00] Haruaki     I'm gonna discipline you! Prepare yourself! [12:06] Sano     So what the hell are you doing? [12:08] Haruaki     It's true! His roots are slightly black! [12:12] Nyuudou     He's trying to discipline     students on their way to school. [12:14] Sano     Oh, I see. [12:16] Sano     That's why he was talking about my hair. [12:18] Sano     But I ain't gonna change it. [12:20] Haruaki     Huh? Really? [12:22] Sano     It doesn't look good? [12:23] Haruaki     No! It looks great! [12:25] Sano     Then it's fine, right? [12:26] Haruaki     True! [12:27] Haruaki     I see. I guess it's okay     if it looks good on you. [12:30] Haruaki     Okay, no problem here. [12:32] Hatanaka     Of course it's a problem, you moron! [12:36] Hatanaka     Seriously, just how bad     are you at disciplining? [12:39] Haruaki     Hatanaka-sensei! I'm sowwy! [12:42] Both     It grew back! [12:43] Beniko     Hey, what are you yelling     about so early in the morning? [12:47] Mamekichi     Oh? You're up early, Beniko-chan. [12:50] Beniko     I stayed up all night gaming     and then came straight to school. [12:53] Beniko     I swear, defeating that horde     of creatures was the worst. [12:57] Haruaki     Zashiki-san! [12:59] Haruaki     Wearing pants under your uniform is— [13:03] Beniko     Ugh! I guess there was     still one creature left! [13:07] Nyuudou     Zashiki. You're not exactly wrong,     but that's our homeroom teacher. [13:11] Beniko     Seriously?! [13:12] Haruaki     I'm not letting you get away     with those pants today! [13:15] Haruaki     I'm gonna rip them off you! [13:17] Yamazaki     Oh, really? [13:18] Haruaki     Huh? [13:20] Yamazaki     Why don't we have a nice,     long chat back at the station? [13:21] Haruaki     No, wait! You've got the wrong idea! Really! [13:26] Hijita     Did you bring it? [13:28] Beniko     But of course. [13:29] Hijita     I'm excited to play the new one— [13:31] Hatanaka     And... I'll be taking these! [13:38] Miki     The questions for the midterms are ready! [13:40] Miki     I pulled two all-nighters     making them! Praise me! [13:43] Hatanaka     Like hell I will! The other teachers     finished making theirs a week ago! [13:48] Hatanaka     All right. I've gotta lock     these up in the safe, too. [13:51] Hijita     Damn it, Hatanaka... I can't believe     he already took those from us. [13:55] Beniko     I mean, if we look like we feel bad,     I'm sure we'll get them back quick. SIGN    Faculty Room [14:00] Haruaki     What? You're putting them in the safe? [14:06] Haruaki     This is that serious? [14:09] Hijita     Those are our game consoles! [14:11] Hatanaka     Yeah. We're going to keep them in     the safe until next week's tests. [14:16] Beniko     They're gonna keep them that long?! [14:19] Miki     Every single time, there's some idiot student [14:22] Miki     who tries to use their     youkai magic to steal them. [14:25] Hatanaka     And it's on us, the teachers, if they do. [14:27] Miki     Well, anyone that reckless     is definitely gonna regret it. SIGN    Class 2-3 [14:38] Nyuudou     Hey, Mame. You actually studying for once? [14:41] Mamekichi     Yup! I'm gonna strive to     be a genius starting today! [14:43] Nyuudou     Good for you. [14:44] Sano     Okay, question five: What happened     at Sekigahara in the year 1600? SIGN    Japanese     History [14:49] Mamekichi     Hmm... A flea market? SIGN    Japanese     History [14:52] Sano     Er... A hint is "the blank of Sekigahara." SIGN    Japanese     History SIGN    Japanese     History [14:55] Hijita     It's time to battle! [14:57] Sano     Yup. Correct. [14:59] Sano     So, what happened? [15:01] Hijita     Those jerks plan to keep our     gaming consoles for over a week! [15:05] Sano     That's pretty long. [15:07] Ogata Twins     Hey, Hijita. Is that true? [15:10] Hijita     The Ogata Twins! [15:11] Ogata Hikari     We got our phones taken by     Hatanaka this morning, too. [15:15] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Quit looking at these during school! [15:17] Ogata Hayashi     Isn't that mean? We were just     reading manga during the break. [15:21] Hijita     That's awful. So what were you reading? SIGN    Rokurou     Umibouzu [15:24] Twins     A youkai porn manga. [15:26] Twins     The Nure Onna's Wet Spot. SIGN    The Nure Onna's Wet Spot SIGN    The Nure Onna's Wet Spot [15:27] Both     Don't read that at school! [15:30] Hijita     All right! [15:31] Hijita     The four of us are gonna sneak into the     faculty room tonight and get our stuff back! [15:34] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki     Yeah! [15:36] Sano     Mame. [15:38] Sano     Don't end up like them. Study hard. [15:41] Mamekichi     Okay. [15:48] Hijita     Opening it now. [15:52] Hijita     Okay, it's open. [15:53] Beniko     This is sorta like a test of     courage. I'm getting excited! [15:57] Hikari     And the school is so creepy at night. [15:59] Hijita     What are you talking about? We're youkai. [16:02] Hijita     We can't have the scary guys get scared— [16:07] Haruaki     Wait! Don't hit me! It's me! [16:10] Haruaki     Sorry about that. [16:12] Haruaki     I thought you were robbers,     so I thought I'd scare you off. SIGN    Haruaki [16:15] Twins     Not sure if you scared any robbers,     but you definitely scared a dorotabou. SIGN    Dorotabou SIGN    Dorotabou SIGN    Dorotabou [16:19] Haruaki     Oh, I see. You just forgot     something in the classroom. SIGN    Faculty Room [16:23] Haruaki     But... all four of you? [16:24] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki     Yes, all four of us! [16:25] Haruaki     One sec. The classroom's locked. [16:28] Hijita     Hey, are you the only one on patrol tonight? [16:31] Haruaki     Yup, I am. [16:32] Beniko     Oh, I see. [16:34] Hijita     We weren't planning to     get caught by a teacher, [16:37] Hijita     but we're lucky that we     got into the faculty room. [16:41] Hijita     Now to just defeat Seimei and get     our gaming consoles and phones back! [16:45] Haruaki     Oh, there it is. [16:51] Hijita     What's with this cage? I can't move. [16:54] Hayashi     It's covered with talismans     that seal spirit energy. [16:58] Hijita     Wait a minute. [16:59] Hijita     Did he actually plan this from the start?! [17:03] Hijita     Impossible! SIGN    Evilaki [17:04] Hijita     Seimei doesn't have any     humanly wisdom or guts— [17:09] Hijita     Wait, those are... [17:12] Hijita     Three kinds of uniforms?! [17:14] Hatanaka     Well done, my guard dog. [17:16] Hatanaka     Er, I mean, Abe-sensei. [17:18] Hijita     Y-You guys... [17:20] Hatanaka     I knew you'd show up, you thieves. [17:22] Miki     Did you really think we didn't     take any security measures? SIGN    Mamekichi Maizuka     Mikoto Sano [17:27] Small old man     Meanwhile, Sano-kun was... [17:30] Sano     Mame, are you still studying? [17:32] Mamekichi     Yup. My goal is to get a score     higher than 5 on my next test. SIGN         Consumed     by desire SIGN    Explain the     meaning of     the following     proverbs: [17:38] Mamekichi     Hey, what does this mean? [17:40] Sano     Oh, it's someone who takes action     solely for their desires. [17:44] Mamekichi     I see! This is talking about Seimei-kun! [17:46] Mamekichi     I just got a little smarter! [17:49] Sano     I mean, in his case... he doesn't do     anything unless it's for his desires. SIGN    Evilaki [17:53] Haruaki     All right, it's time to discipline you. [17:57] Hikari     Little Bro! [17:58] Hayashi     Aye-aye. [18:05] Haruaki     The talismans aren't working?! [18:06] Hikari     Too bad. [18:08] Hayashi     Your tricks to seal     away youkai spirit energy [18:10] Hayashi     won't work on us, the Fuujin and Raijin. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [18:13] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [18:15] Small old man     The Fuujin and Raijin are youkai that     control wind and lightning, respectively. [18:20] Small old man     They were originally gods, [18:22] Small old man     but during the Edo period, they spread     a lot of disasters and diseases, [18:26] Small old man     so they were kicked out of the     kingdom of the gods, Takamagahara, [18:29] Small old man     and became youkai. [18:31] Haruaki     Wow... I guess you weren't originally youkai. [18:34] Hijita     Damn it! We need to retreat     for now! Just you wait! [18:37] Hatanaka     Hey! They ran away! [18:38] Miki     Abe-sensei, we're going after them. [18:40] Haruaki     R-Right! [18:41] Beniko     For now, let's run to the entrance! [18:44] Hikari     Hey! Look! [18:45] Marshmallow     Baboom! [18:47] Marshmallow     We're a wall of mandragoras! [18:49] Haruaki     I had them set up in     front of all the exits! [18:52] Hatanaka     You're actually useful     when uniforms are involved. [18:55] Mandragora 2     You're not getting through! [18:58] Noriko     Hey! Stop stepping on my face, you moron! [19:00] Mandragora 2     Huh?! Shaddap! Unlike you, I have long legs! [19:05] Noriko     What'd you say?! Who do you think     you are, you dumb mandragora?! [19:08] Marshmallow     Who do you think you are,     you dumb mandragora?! [19:11] Marshmallow     What school you from, huh?! [19:12] Noriko     You're just a fat radish! [19:12] Hijita     Now's our chance! [19:13] Marshmallow     Shut up, you fake daikon radish! [19:15] Kazuo     Stop that. We're Solanaceae plants. [19:16] Haruaki     I messed up! [19:18] Hatanaka     What are you doing, you useless fool?! [19:20] Haruaki     A man who goes from capable to useless     in 30 seconds. That's me, Haruaki. [19:24] Hatanaka     Hey, Rintarou! [19:25] Miki     Huh?! [19:26] Hatanaka     I'm allowing you to drink just     for today! Go capture them! [19:31] Beniko     We somehow managed to get away. [19:34] Hijita     Yeah. But they're going to all     this trouble for some game cons— [19:38] Hijita     A hand? [19:46] Miki     You ain't gettin' away from me... [19:49] Hijita     Oh, God! They summoned a drunken Miki! [19:52] Hayashi     Little Bro, show him what     a Raijin is made of. [19:55] Hikari     Aye-aye. [19:56] Hikari     I'll drop lighting on that     lighting rod on your head! SIGN    Lightning rod SIGN    Lightning rod SIGN    Lightning rod SIGN    Lightning rod SIGN    Lightning rod SIGN    Lightning rod [20:06] Hatanaka     Whoa! Abe-sensei's on fire! [20:09] Hikari     Oh, it fell on the bigger lightning rod. [20:12] Haruaki     Mayday! Mayday! [20:13] Haruaki     I'm currently on fire! [20:15] Hatanaka     You moron! Don't repeatedly     tap on the fire alarm! [20:17] Hatanaka     Rintarou! Get the fire extinguisher! [20:20] Miki     I can't drink another drop... [20:23] Hatanaka     Damn it! He's already out of batteries! [20:25] Haruaki     Oh, God! I'm gonna die! [20:25] Hikari     Oh, fine. Little Bro,     use wind to put out the fire. [20:30] Hayashi     Aye-aye. [20:32] Beniko     So, um... which one of you     is actually the little brother? [20:35] Marshmallow     Which is it? SIGN    Faculty Room [20:37] Haruaki     What? You didn't come here to     steal the midterm questions?! [20:41] Hijita     And you guys were talking about     locking the tests in the safe? SIGN    Burnedaki [20:46] Hatanaka     For crying out loud... You guys could've     just asked for them back normally. [20:50] Hatanaka     Here. [20:51] Haruaki     Well, at least the fire truck didn't show up. [20:54] Hatanaka     Our fire alarm only informs those in the     school building that there's a fire. [20:58] Hatanaka     The ones who hear it call the     fire department, but thankfully... [21:05] Hatanaka     And... they called. [21:08] Hatanaka     Okay, let's run. [21:10] All     Yes, sir! [21:14] Yamamoto     Sir! We couldn't find what caused the fire! [21:17] Captain     What?! [21:18] Yamamoto     But the front door was destroyed! [21:20] Captain     What?! [21:21] Captain     I-I know! Some youkai must've     set off the fire alarm! [21:25] Captain     Yamamoto-kun! Call an exorcist! [21:28] Yamamoto     Roger! [21:29] Yamamoto     Wait, we're also youkai! [21:30] Sano     Say, Nyuudou. Is Hijita... [21:32] Nyuudou     Yeah, he's not back yet. [21:37] Sano     I see. So you were all playing tag at this hour,     and now you're playing hide-and-seek. [21:43] Hijita     Exactly. [21:45] Sano     Pardon me! The ones who pulled     the fire alarm are over here! [21:49] Captain     What?! [21:50] Captain     Come back here! SIGN    Runawayaki [21:53] Haruaki     I'm sorry! [21:55] Mamekichi     Say, Sano-kun. [21:56] Mamekichi     Is there a proverb that fits this situation? [21:59] Sano     Let's see... "Once a fool,     always a fool." I think. [22:04] Mamekichi     Yay, I got just a little smarter again! 4 - An Interview with Haruaki?! Here Comes Youkai TV! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 2-3 [00:04] All     What?! [00:07] Hijita     Youkai TV 's gonna interview you?! [00:11] Haruaki     They want to do an up-close interview of me [00:14] Haruaki     as the first human teacher at a youkai school. SIGN    Oni [00:16] Beniko     And what's the show called? [00:18] Haruaki     Well... [00:20] Haruaki     It's a documentary show called     Youkai Autobiographies. [00:24] Hijita     What?! That's a super famous     show that's been on forever! [00:27] Seimei     Seimei! I really don't think you should do this! [00:32] Haruaki     Huh?! But why? [00:33] Haruaki     That shocked me so much,     I hit my head on the board! [00:35] Nyuudou     You're just gonna embarrass     yourself on national TV. [00:40] Haruaki     Wah, what's your problem with me?! [00:43] All     This right here. [00:45] Sano     Actually, should you even be on TV? SIGN    Scaredy     Cat SIGN    Scaredy     Cat SIGN    Loser SIGN    Loser [00:48] Sano     You're a loser, a scaredy cat,     and you have a uniform fetish. [00:51] Sign     Uniform     Fetish [00:51] Sign     Uniform     Fetish [00:53] Sano     Tons of viewers will probably complain     about you and, worst case, [00:56] Sano     you might get fired. SIGN    Fired [00:57] Haruaki     Such violent words! [00:59] Haruaki     Yeah, I guess I am pretty useless... [01:02] Haruaki     Maybe I'll decline after all. [01:05] Hijita     Oh, fine. [01:07] Hijita     We'll do our best to make you     look like a good teacher on TV. [01:12] Hijita     So make sure you don't     embarrass yourself. [01:16] Haruaki     Right! [01:17] Hatanaka     Er, more importantly, could you not     put a hole in the wall during class? SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    Auditorium SIGN    The Following Week SIGN    Episode 4     "An Interview with Haruaki?!     Here Comes Youkai TV!" [03:00] Ageha     Hello! [03:02] Ageha     I'm a director at Youkai TV. [03:05] Ageha     My name is Ageha, and I'm a     youkai called a choukeshin. [03:08] Ageha     This is my AD and my other staff. [03:12] Haruaki     The AD's scary. [03:14] Ageha     So after we film your class,     we'd like to see some club activities. [03:20] Haruaki     Oh, sure! I look forward to working with you. SIGN    Class 2-3 [03:26] Mujina     I wonder if Seimei's being     interviewed right about now. [03:30] Nyuudou     Who's that? [03:31] Tamao     The former afro guy Mujina     who got a straight perm. [03:35] Mamekichi     Hey, Yanagida. You're awfully shiny today. [03:38] Yanagida     Touch me. [03:43] Mamekichi     Th-This is... silk! [03:48] Yanagida     Today, you can call me an ittan-silk     rather than ittan-momen, kid. [03:52] Mamekichi     Shut up, you dumb silkworm secretion. [03:55] Beniko     Wow, everyone's hyped up. [03:58] Hijita     Seriously... [03:59] Hijita     Guys! Quiet down and     stop getting carried away! [04:02] Hijita     I can't concentrate on my reading! SIGN    Harumph [04:04] Hijita     Harumph! [04:05] Beniko     You're the one who's getting carried away. [04:07] Nyuudou     Seriously? You said this was for Seimei,     but you all just wanted to be on TV! [04:14] Tamao     Actually, I also... [04:18] Tamao     decided to try out being a long-haired cat! [04:20] Nyuudou     What an expensive-looking cat! [04:23] Haruaki     This is my class, Director. [04:26] All     He's here! [04:28] Ageha     Hello, everyone! I look forward     to working with you all today. [04:34] Nyuudou     That AD's scary. [04:37] Ageha     I wonder why there's a     hole in the blackboard. [04:41] Haruaki     Okay, open up your textbooks... SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia [04:44] Haruaki     This is... SIGN    Modern     Japanese [04:48] Mujina     What?! [04:49] Nyuudou     Well, that was short-lived. SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform Encyclopedia [04:53] Haruaki     This is my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia! [04:56] Haruaki     Crap! I must've brought it     instead of my textbook! [05:00] Haruaki     I can understand grabbing the wrong     textbook, but this is real bad! SIGN    Cue card [05:05] Haruaki     But thankfully, no one     seems to have noticed yet. [05:08] Haruaki     In that case... [05:09] Haruaki     Oh, no! I slipped! [05:11] Ageha     What in the world?! [05:16] Haruaki     Dear members of Class 4... [05:18] Haruaki     Someone please lend me your Japanese book! [05:21] Hatanaka     Why did you come to     borrow one from there?! [05:29] Haruaki     Whew, class is finally over... [05:31] Haruaki     I just got a thousand years     knocked off my life. [05:34] Mamekichi     How long do you plan on living? [05:37] Ageha     Abe-sensei! What's the next class? [05:40] Haruaki     Um, next up is... [05:44] Haruaki     Hatanaka-sensei will be helping us     with our next class of spooking. [05:49] Hatanaka     You'll all be doing some actual spooking. [05:53] Hatanaka     Make sure you be careful     and give it your all! [05:56] Haruaki     Yes, sir! I'll give it my all! [05:59] Hatanaka     Er, you won't be spooking, Abe-sensei. [06:01] Hatanaka     Please don't do anything. Just watch. [06:03] Ageha     A human teacher coming along     on a spooking lesson! [06:07] Ageha     This will make excellent footage! [06:09] Haruaki     But if this class will be in Honshu...     Are we hopping on a boat now? [06:14] Hatanaka     Of course not. It'd take more than ten hours. [06:17] Hatanaka     We're going straight from the     classroom. Open the door. [06:24] Haruaki     A-An abandoned building?! [06:28] Hatanaka     So, as you can see,     we're not at school anymore. [06:32] Hatanaka     We're in a shopping district on Honshu. SIGN    Exciting Shopping District [06:35] Hatanaka     The principal used his youkai magic to connect     that classroom with this place in Honshu. SIGN    We Were     Here SIGN    Now We're     Here [06:41] Japan     Wow! [06:42] Haruaki     You guys could've told me that earlier... [06:46] Haruaki     I came here by boat my first day. [06:48] Hatanaka     If we had, you would've run off your first day. [06:50] Haruaki     T-True! [06:52] Haruaki     Oh, could we cut this part out? [06:54] Ageha     Sure! Leave it to us. [06:56] Hatanaka     Now, then. [06:57] Hatanaka     This should be the first hands-on     practice for all of you. [07:00] Hatanaka     This shopping district's been shuttered,     so there aren't a lot of people around. [07:04] Hatanaka     It's the perfect place for     your first hands-on practice. [07:07] Hatanaka     By the way, Abe-sensei might be human,     but he's not a suitable target to spook. [07:11] Hatanaka     Do you know why? [07:12] Haruaki     I'm not? [07:14] Mamekichi     I do! It's because he doesn't have any friends! [07:17] Haruaki     M-M-M-M-M-M-Maizuka-kun! [07:20] Hatanaka     You're half correct. [07:22] Haruaki     Hey! Don't keep talking as if     I really don't have any friends! [07:26] Hatanaka     Do you, though? [07:27] Haruaki     No, I don't. [07:30] Hijita     I know! Because he's a perv! [07:32] Beniko     I know! Because he's so pathetic to look at! [07:34] Sano     I know. He spreads misfortune. [07:36] Haruaki     Uh, hey! You're all just     slandering me left and right! [07:39] Utagawa     Um... Because even if you spook     him, he'll have no one to tell? [07:44] Hatanaka     Exactly, Utagawa. [07:46] Hatanaka     You can spook all you want, but there's     no point if word of it doesn't spread. [07:50] Child     Mommy! Ghosts! [07:51] Hatanaka     For that same reason, no small children, either. [07:53] Hatanaka     No one will believe them. [07:55] Haruaki     I see! [07:57] Hatanaka     And no elderly, pregnant,     or ill-looking people, either. [08:01] Haruaki     I guess you have to be really     careful about spooking. [08:05] Hatanaka     Okay, first up... [08:06] Hatanaka     Let's have the class reps, Utagawa     and Nyuudou, give it a try. [08:10] Haruaki     I'll send you guys good vibes so it'll go well. [08:15] Nyuudou     Please don't. I feel like your     vibes will just mess us up. [08:25] Utagawa     Hey, look! How about those people? [08:28] Rando guy A     By the way, what happened     with your other girlfriend? [08:31] Rando guy B     Oh, her? I dumped her ages     ago. She's broke as hell. [08:35] Nyuudou     Wow, what a piece of shit.     This'll make it easy. [08:39] Utagawa and Nyuudou     Okay! [08:41] Utagawa     Excuse me. [08:42] Utagawa     Could you give me directions? [08:45] Rando guy A     Well, where do you wanna go?     I'll take you there myself! [08:49] Utagawa     Really? In that case... [08:53] Utagawa     Could you take me to the River Styx? [09:01] Rando guy A     A ghost! [09:02] Rando guy A     Someone get a shaman! [09:03] Rando guy B     You dumbass! What good would     it be talking to ghosts?! [09:05] Rando guy A     Ow. [09:07] Nyuudou     Boo. [09:12] Nyuudou     If you don't treat girls better,     you might get a visitor by your pillow. [09:19] Both     Yeah! [09:20] Hatanaka     Fantastic work, you two. [09:22] Haruaki     I'm really glad I'm not a     good target for spooking. [09:27] Mujina     Damn you, Nyuudou.     How dare you get all the praise? [09:31] Hatanaka     In that case, Mujina,     you and Hijita can go next. [09:34] Mujina     Leave it to me! [09:36] Mujina     I'll do a much better job spooking     than that cocky narcissist! SIGN    The Cocky     Narcissist SIGN    The Cocky     Narcissist [09:42] Small Old Man     The cocky narcissist. [09:45] Nyuudou     Huh? [09:49] Hijita     Hey, Mujina, your mom's over there. [09:52] Mujina     You saying that just because     we have the same hair? [09:55] Mujina     Let's go! [09:57] Hijita and Mujina     Excuse me. [10:00] Hijita and Mujina     Hello! [10:06] Old Lady     Well, well... SIGN    Tanaka's     Salt [10:09] Old Lady     Hi-yah! [10:12] Hijita     What's the big idea, you old hag?! [10:14] Old Lady     I'm no ordinary old lady! [10:17] Old Lady     I'm an exorcist old lady that     some high school kids hired! SIGN    "Some high school kids" [10:22] Old lady     Curse you, evil spirits!     I'll exterminate you! [10:25] Hijita and Mujina     You seem way more like the evil     spirit here, you old hag! SIGN    Exciting Shopping District [10:31] Hijita     Please stop! [10:33] Mujina     No, I can't! [10:36] Hijita     And so we played tag with everything     we had for about ten kilometers. [10:41] Hatanaka     Where's the old lady? [10:43] Mujina     We managed to seal her away. [10:48] Nyuudou     Don't sweat it. [10:49] Mujina     Shut up! [10:51] Hatanaka     Okay, next up, we have highest     attendance, Akisame, and... [10:56] Tamao     Let it be someone cute.     Let it be someone cute. [10:57] Tamao     Let it be someone cute. Let it be     someone cute. Let it be someone cute! [11:04] Mamekichi     Ain't I a cutie? [11:06] Tamao     Sure. [11:07] HS girl A     What? No way! [11:10] HS girl B     Nuh-uh! You can't hide it! [11:12] Mamekichi     Hey, Akisame-kun. Some high     school girls are coming over. [11:15] Tamao     Heck yeah! Let's do this, Mame! [11:18] Mamekichi     Wow, you're pumped. [11:20] HS girl A     Okay, I'll tell you the truth. [11:23] HS girl B     Yeah! SIGN    Hiss [11:25] Tamao     Hey, look! I'm a nekomata! [11:27] HS girl A     Oh, my gosh! A kitty! [11:29] HS girl B     Wow! It has two tails! That's amazing! [11:34] Mamekichi     Tanukis are charming, too! [11:37] HS girl A     Ooh! A tanuki, too! [11:39] HS girl B     It's so cute and fluffy! [11:41] Haruaki     They just seem to enjoy being doted on. [11:45] Hatanaka     I guess I'll be giving     those two extra homework. [11:49] Hatanaka     Okay, next. Mikoto Sano. [11:54] Hatanaka     And, I know. Why don't you     go with him, Abe-sensei? [11:58] Haruaki     Huh? Me? [11:59] Sano     Wha?! Why do I have to go with him? [12:02] Haruaki     Yay! Do I get to spook people,     too? That sounds fun! [12:05] Ageha     That's a great idea! We'll get it all on film. [12:10] Hatanaka     Just in case. [12:17] Haruaki     Come to think of it, you don't use     youkai magic at all, Sano-kun. [12:21] Sano     I'm not good at controlling my youkai magic. [12:30] Sano     Remember what Miki said in class before? [12:33] Sano     Zashiki and I are the types [12:34] Sano     that can use our youkai magic     just by willing it in our hearts. [12:40] Small Old Man     Sano-kun in middle school. [12:43] Sano     I was never able to really     control my heart well enough. [12:48] Haruaki     Don't worry, Sano-kun! [12:51] Haruaki     If all else fails, I'll use my exorcism     powers to exorcise your youkai magic. [12:57] Haruaki     See? I even brought a uniform for     a dress-up doll to get motivated. [13:05] Sano     Say that once you can actually use     your exorcism powers properly. [13:09] Sano     Come on. Let's get this over with. [13:11] Haruaki     Wait for me, Sano-kun! [13:15] Male Owner     You're so full of energy, Todoroki. [13:17] Todoroki     Sure am. [13:22] Sano     I'll make this as mild as possible. [13:26] Male Owner     What's wrong, Todoroki? [13:27] Male Owner     Todoroki! Where are you going?! [13:30] Sano     I did it, but that was a bit lame. [13:33] Haruaki     S-Sano-kun... [13:37] Haruaki     Todoroki is heading this way! [13:40] Sano     That's not due to my youkai magic. [13:46] Todoroki     You're mine! [13:51] Haruaki     That was a close one! SIGN    G     y     a     a     a     a     a     a     h [13:55] Haruaki     I blame being born under an unlucky star! [13:59] Working lady     About the documents for the next meeting... [14:03] Haruaki     Hello! SIGN    Hello!!! [14:05] Hatanaka     A-Are you all right, Abe-sensei? [14:08] Haruaki     If I look all right to you right now, [14:09] Haruaki     you might want to get your     glasses prescription renewed. [14:13] Sano     There, I scared them. [14:15] Haruaki     I'm the one you scared, actually! [14:24] Hatanaka     Well, anyway... Why not try scaring     people without hurting them? [14:29] Sano     Without hurting them... [14:32] Haruaki     Yeah. For example, a paranormal     phenomenon or a poltergeist. [14:42] HS girl     Help! Police! [14:44] Hatanaka     Hey, wait a second! [14:45] Haruaki     Wait, Hatanaka-sensei! [14:47] Haruaki     Don't chase after a high school     girl looking like this! [14:50] Sano     At least I didn't hurt you. [14:53] Both     You deeply hurt our hearts and our pride! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Class 2-3 [15:06] Ageha     Great job on your outdoor class. [15:08] Ageha     We got some great footage of it! [15:11] Ageha     Let's do the club activities     interview after this! [15:14] Haruaki     Er, um... Please make sure to     cut out any risque footage. [15:19] Mujina     This isn't looking too good. [15:22] Beniko     And they definitely didn't get any     footage of him actually being useful. [15:25] Beniko     Because he wasn't useful. [15:27] Hijita     We told him not to embarrass himself... [15:30] Tamao     Is there anything we can do? [15:32] Hijita     Oh, fine. Let's roll up our     sleeves and help him out. [15:35] Beniko     You gonna turn to mud if     you roll them up too much? [15:37] Hijita     No! [15:38] Hijita     Listen... Whisper, whisper, whisper... [15:44] Sano     What are they plotting? [15:47] Ageha     So you're usually the advisor     for the biology club? [15:51] Haruaki     Yes. [15:52] Haruaki     Or, well, I water the mandragoras     and feed the human-faced fish. [15:59] Ageha     I hear you've named the     mandragora you take care of. [16:04] Haruaki     Yes! [16:05] Haruaki     I brought a few of them from     the mandragora garden today. [16:08] Marshmallow     We're mandragoras. [16:10] Haruaki     This one is Noriko, and that handsome one     over there that looks like an idol is Kazuo. [16:14] Haruaki     Oh, and this one with the     marshmallow body is Marshmallow. [16:17] Ageha     Yup. Can't tell them apart. [16:20] Hijita     Well, well. You look like you're having fun. [16:23] Ageha     What? [16:24] Hijita     Mind if we join you? [16:27] Ageha     Wh-Who are you? [16:29] Hijita     Who are we? We're clearly     delinquents surrounding you. [16:32] Hijita     Can't you tell? [16:33] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan and the others are     purposely playing bad guys [16:37] Mamekichi     who get defeated to make     Seimei-kun look better. [16:39] Sano     Those are some old-school     delinquents, that's for sure. [16:42] Mamekichi     As for Seimei-kun... [16:44] Mamekichi     Hey! He turned into a sheep     being targeted by wolves. [16:48] Haruaki     H-H-H-H-Hijita-kun and     the others have gone bad! [16:51] Haruaki     They're gonna kill me! [16:53] Mamekichi     I know how he looks, but it's just Hiji-tan. [16:56] Mamekichi     The same Hiji-tan who bawls his eyes     out reading shojo manga sometimes. [16:59] Mamekichi     What's so scary about him? [17:01] Haruaki     I-I'm sorry. Delinquents are the one     thing I absolutely can't deal with... [17:06] Haruaki     They're scarier than bandits or robbers. [17:10] Sano     Bandits and robbers are definitely scarier. SIGN    Script [17:13] Nyuudou     Hey, do you really have time to     be scared, Cow Lick-sensei? SIGN    Script [17:17] Beniko     You better hurry up and reform us, SIGN    Script SIGN    Script SIGN    Script [17:19] Beniko     or we're gonna take money     from the guys in Class 3. [17:22] Class 3     S-Save us! SIGN    Fire [17:25] Mamekichi     Oh, no! They're not delinquents!     They're robbers! [17:28] Haruaki     Y-You shouldn't do that! Bad! [17:32] Sano     Stop scolding them so poorly! Bad! [17:37] Haruaki     Yeah, so if you keep getting yelled     at, you're gonna end up like him. [17:44] All     We're sorry! [17:47] Ageha     Amazing! Abe-sensei's words have made     these delinquents turn over a new leaf! [17:52] Sano     This TV crew is pretty stupid. [17:57] Hijita     We'll live proper lives from now on. [17:59] Tamao     I'll wear a helmet when I ride my bike. [18:02] Mujina     I'll go back to my afro. [18:03] Nyuudou     Huh? Uh... I-I'll try to     get into Tokyo University. [18:06] Beniko     Hmm... I can't think of anything. Tee-hee. [18:08] Sano     This is so half-assed. [18:10] Ageha     Okay, let's get back on track with     the club activities interview. [18:15] Haruaki     Well, I guess I can talk about the time when     the mandragora Noriko fought a wild tiger... [18:20] Mamekichi     Huh? Seimei-kun, one's missing. [18:23] Haruaki     Huh? [18:26] Ageha     Hey, isn't that it? [18:28] Marshmallow     Yahoo! [18:31] Haruaki     Marshmallow! [18:41] Haruaki     Marshmallow! [18:51] Sano     Damn it... [18:53] Sano     You need to think things     through, you dumbass! [18:58] Hijita     Not that we're in any place to talk. [19:01] Beniko     Seimei's recklessness is contagious. [19:05] Haruaki     G-Guys... [19:08] Haruaki     Thank you! [19:10] All     You're welcome! SIGN    Fire [19:14] Kurahashi     But we can't pull them up by ourselves. [19:19] Odawara     Where the heck did Oota,     Yanagida, and Maeda go?! [19:24] Fujihira     They're in the bathroom. Someone call— SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [19:28] AD     Leave it to me. [19:31] Mandragoras     Oh, thank goodness! [19:33] Haruaki     W-We're saved... [19:35] Hijita     I was reunited with my     dead grandma for a sec. [19:37] Beniko     Your grandma's still alive, though. [19:42] AD     You really showed some courage, kids. [19:46] Mujina     Huh? The AD's awesome. [19:49] Nyuudou     He's got the dignity of a producer. [19:58] Sano     Jeez... I get how you feel,     but don't push yourself too much. [20:03] Sano     You're shortening my lifespan. [20:05] Haruaki     Sano-kun... [20:08] Haruaki     It wasn't much, but... [20:10] Haruaki     I peed a little. SIGN    Q: Lastly, how would you like to spend the rest      of your time at the youkai school? [20:14] Haruaki     Well... I want to better myself     along with my youkai students. [20:21] Narration     The human teacher Haruaki Abe. [20:24] Narration     He would continue to better himself     as he teaches at the youkai school. [20:32] Haruaki     Hey, how was yesterday's show?     Didn't I look awesome?! [20:37] Sano     "Better myself," my ass! [20:40] Sano     Man, that acting was infuriating. [20:42] Hijita     Even if we didn't work so hard, they edited the     hell out of you to seem like a skilled teacher. [20:47] Hijita     It's actually infuriating. [20:49] Haruaki     B-But I heard the ratings were great, too. [20:52] Nyuudou     Yeah, yeah. You've already told us. [20:56] Haruaki     Oh, sorry. I've got a phone call. [21:01] Haruaki     Hello, Ame? It's been a while! [21:04] Haruaki     Thanks for those talismans. [21:06] Ameaki     I was wondering what was going on since     you suddenly asked for talismans. [21:11] Ameaki     But to think you'd become a     teacher a youkai school... [21:15] Haruaki     Yup. I think I'm more surprised     than anyone else. [21:20] Ameaki     Oh, yeah. [21:22] Ameaki     In return for those talismans,     I wanted to ask a favor. [21:27] Haruaki     A festival? [21:28] Haruaki     Oh, I guess it is that time of year... [21:31] Haruaki     Yeah, sure. That should be fine. [21:36] Haruaki     Okay, I'll head home to Osaka this weekend. [21:40] Beniko     Hey, did you hear that? [21:41] Hijita     Yeah, Haruaki's going home     to his parents' place. [21:45] Sano     Hey, don't tell me you guys are     planning on tagging along. [21:50] All     You bet your ass we are. [21:53] Haruaki     Yeah, everything's going well. [21:55] Haruaki     They even did a special feature     on me on Youkai TV yesterday. [21:59] Haruaki     I'll show you a recording     of it when I get home. [22:03] Haruaki     No, really! I'm serious! [22:05] Haruaki     You've gotta believe me! [22:07] Haruaki     I can do it if I try! 5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Sano     We asked Miki for your family home's address. [00:05] Sano     We're currently on a Shinkansen     bound for Shin-Osaka. [00:08] Haruaki     Wait, wait... How does that even happen?! [00:11] Haruaki     You know very well that I'd be in a lot of     trouble if people found out who my family is! [00:16] Sano     I'll just have everyone do     some touristy stuff in Osaka, [00:19] Sano     then tell them I lost the paper with     the address on it, and we'll head home. [00:22] Sano     So don't go to any touristy spots. [00:25] Haruaki     Okay... I got that, but something's off. [00:29] Sano     Huh? [00:30] Haruaki     Well, it's weird that you're     being so nice to me, Sano-kun! [00:34] Haruaki     Go on! Get mad! Yell at me, you dumb Sano-kun! [00:38] Sano     Listen here... [00:41] Sano     You'd better not be messing with     me just because I'm not nearby. [00:50] Sano     I take back everything I said. [00:53] Sano     We'll be there in a few hours, [00:54] Sano     so wash your dumb cowlick and wait,     you failure of a teacher! [00:57] Haruaki     Huh? Wait, that was a joke... [01:01] Haruaki     He hung up. [01:04] Haruaki     Now I've done it! [01:06] Haruaki     I've summoned the demon lord! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 5     "I Know. Let's Go to     Sensei's Family Home." [02:49] Hijita     Okay, we ate, so let's get going. [02:52] Mamekichi     But Beniko-chan went to the ladies'     room and hasn't come back yet. [02:56] Beniko     And I keep telling you     I'm here with someone! [03:00] Flirt 2     Oh, who cares about them? Come play with us. [03:04] Beniko     Hey, you guys! Say something! [03:10] Hijita     Congrats, Beni-chan. You're in your prime. [03:13] Beniko     Don't make me knock you out, Hijita! [03:14] Beniko     Don't be jealous just because you're gonna     die a virgin who never hit his prime! [03:19] Hijita     N-N-N-N-Never?! [03:21] Flirt 1     N-Now, now... [03:22] Sano     Hijita, go save her already. [03:25] Mamekichi     You're embarrassing us here. [03:27] Hijita     Aw, hell... Okay, fine, damn it. [03:31] Amaaki     Hey. [03:34] Amaaki     Let her go already. [03:38] Beniko     S-Seimei? [03:40] Flirt 1     Who the hell are you? [03:42] Flirt 1     Who d'ya think you are?     Don't make us kick your ass! [03:45] Amaaki     Huh? [03:48] Amaaki     Kick whose ass? [03:50] Three     Barf... [03:52] Amaaki     Come on. If you're gonna flirt with anyone, [03:54] Amaaki     go flirt with that hottie over there. [03:56] Flirt 1     Huh? Oh, come on. That's a bit... SIGN    Get over there... [04:03] Sign     Would you like to get some tea, miss? [04:05] Old lady     Try again when you're actually hot. [04:10] Amaaki     You okay? [04:11] Beniko     Huh?! Y-Yeah... [04:14] Amaaki     Well, good. [04:19] Mamekichi     You dumb doppelganger! [04:20] Mamekichi     How can you sully our Seimei-kun     by having him do awesome deeds?! [04:25] Amaaki     Wha... What's your problem?! [04:26] Mamekichi     Shut up! [04:27] Mamekichi     In the first place, Seimei-kun would     never wear such fancy clothes! [04:31] Amaaki     Huh? [04:32] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun wears clothes that his mom     bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal. [04:36] Mamekichi     Yeah! I said it! [04:38] Haruaki     Oh, there you are! [04:39] Haruaki     Sano-kun! SIGN    Haruaki [04:42] Sano     Seimei! [04:43] Haruaki     I'm sorry about earlier! [04:45] Haruaki     It was really just a little joke! Don't be mad! [04:49] Sano     You're so gross! [04:50] Amaaki     Haru! [04:53] Haruaki     Ame? [04:55] Sano     So... [04:58] Sano     I didn't expect you to have a twin. [05:00] Haruaki     Yeah. He's my older brother, Amaaki. [05:02] Haruaki     And I'm Haruaki. [05:04] Haruaki     So, Ame, these are all my students. [05:08] Haruaki     The one in this plastic bottle, too. [05:10] Hijita     Why the hell am I currently cocoa?! [05:12] Beniko     What were we supposed to do?     This car only seats five. [05:15] Mamekichi     You could've just ridden on Sano-kun's lap. [05:18] Hijita     Like I'd ever do anything that gross! [05:22] Mamekichi     Hey, you! What's with that attitude?! [05:25] Beniko     Like you can talk.     You're the one who punched him. [05:28] Haruaki     Sorry. I think Ame's always hated     ghosts and youkai and stuff. [05:34] Sano     You don't handle them very well yourself. [05:36] Haruaki     What I really can't handle are middle     schoolers hanging out at convenience stores. [05:42] Mamekichi     By the way, Seimei-kun,     the clothes you're wearing... [05:46] Haruaki     Huh? I don't really get clothes or fashion, [05:49] Haruaki     so I'm just wearing a shirt that mom     bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal. [05:52] Mamekichi     I see! [05:54] Mamekichi     I love you, Seimei-kun! [05:59] Haruaki     This is my home. [06:01] Mamekichi     Wow, look at that gate! [06:05] Sano     A torii gate... [06:07] Haruaki     I explained everything to my mom. [06:09] Haruaki     My dad left for work early this morning,     so I'll explain it to him later. [06:13] Haruaki     So don't wor— [06:13] Dad     Haru! You came home! [06:18] Haruaki     Budapest! [06:19] Dad     That's the capital of Hungary! [06:21] Mamekichi     Huh? Who's that, Seimei-kun? [06:23] Haruaki     It's just some ghost that's bound here! [06:25] Haruaki     It's been wandering around here     lately and bothering people. [06:29] Mom     Haru. [06:31] Mom     Are your students here? [06:35] Mom     Oh, my! What happened, sweet— [06:38] Haruaki     Tofu! [06:39] Haruaki     Mom! I'd love some miso soup with sweet tofu! [06:43] Mom     Oh, really? [06:46] Haruaki     I told you! It's a secret to my     students that my house is a shrine! [06:50] Mom     Oh! Right! My lips are sealed! [06:54] Mom     Okay, everyone. Please come in. [06:57] Sano     Er... Are we just gonna     leave this guy in the road? [07:00] Mom     He's, uh... [07:02] Mom     a fairy that's been living     in our house for ages. [07:05] Mom     You know, like the one in urban legends. [07:07] Mom     He's like the small old man. [07:11] Small old man     The Small Old Man. Apparently, something     good will happen if you see one. SIGN    "Small Old Man" [07:15] Hijita     Er, what we're seeing is clearly     a normal, big, old guy. [07:19] Mom     Oh, my! That must mean you'll     be billionaires in the future! [07:24] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko     For real?! [07:25] Mom     For real, for real. [07:26] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko     That's awesome! [07:28] Haruaki and Sano     They actually believe her. [07:31] Sano     They definitely seem like your parents. [07:33] Haruaki     Right? [07:38] Mom     I've never seen Haru with anyone     other than Ame! I'm so happy! [07:42] Haruaki     Mom, they're not "people." They're youkai. [07:46] Mamekichi     Ma'am, what was Seimei-kun     like when he was little? SIGN    Haruaki SIGN    Mamaaki [07:50] Mom     He was exactly the same as he is now. SIGN    Haruaki [07:53] Mom     Even when he was a baby. SIGN    Haruaki SIGN    Haruaki SIGN    Haruaki [07:57] (Flashback) Mom     Sweetie! Ame stood up! SIGN    Ame [08:00] (Flashback) Mom     You're almost there, Haru. [08:02] (Flashback) Dad     You've got this! [08:03] (Flashback) Neighbor     Sorry! The wind blew my laundry over here! SIGN    Haru SIGN    Haru SIGN    Haru SIGN    Haru SIGN    Haru SIGN    Haru [08:11] (Flashback) Mom     Haru stood— [08:12] (Flashback) Mom and Dad     He's walking! [08:15] Mom     And then he gallantly went to pick up     the sailor uniform that blew over. [08:19] Hijita     Seriously... Did something happen with     you and uniforms in your past life? [08:25] Mom     So, is Haru... [08:27] Dad     Pardon me... [08:30] Mom     ...doing a good job as a teacher? [08:32] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko     Huh? A good job? SIGN    Modern     Japanese [08:37] Hijita     I mean... he doesn't lose hope when     I throw mud at him during class. [08:41] Beniko     He doesn't lose hope when his     fellow teachers try to kill him. [08:46] Mamekichi     He doesn't lose hope for tons     of other reasons, either. [08:49] Mom     Wow! Haru must be really tough! [08:52] Haruaki     Ugh! All my memories suck! [08:56] Amaaki     See? I told you. [09:00] Amaaki     Haru's not capable of being a teacher. [09:03] Mom     Ame! How could you say that? [09:05] Amaaki     Hey, Mom. Hermondes is on TV. [09:09] Mom     Oh, I almost forgot! [09:11] Mom     Hermondes! Hermondes! [09:14] Amaaki     Hey, blondie. [09:16] Amaaki     You know most of the details, don't you? [09:18] Amaaki     Haru and youkai don't go well together. [09:22] Sano     You're right. [09:23] Amaaki     Which means... [09:26] Amaaki     Go on. Get outta here. [09:29] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko     What's the big idea?! [09:30] Amaaki     I'm gonna make him quit school. [09:33] Haruaki     You're not the boss of me! [09:36] Amaaki     In the end, humans and youkai... [09:38] Amaaki     live in completely separate worlds. [09:41] Amaaki     Never come close to Haru again. [09:46] Mamekichi     Hey! Don't mess with us, Doppel! [09:53] Sano     That's too bad. I bought five different     kinds of uniforms as a gift... [09:59] Sano     I guess I can't give them to you now. [10:02] Haruaki     S-Sano-kun... [10:07] Haruaki     Is that... true, Sa— [10:13] Sano     All right. Let's head home. [10:15] Haruaki     Huh?! Hey, wait— [10:17] Small Old Man     Thank you for watching! SIGN    Thank you     for watching!! SIGN    Please look forward to     seeing Haruaki-sensei     in the next life!! [10:19] Small Old Man     Please look forward to seeing     Haruaki-sensei in the next life! [10:22] Haruaki     Wait! Don't end the show! [10:24] Haruaki     Please have some hope for me in this life still! SIGN    Thank you     for watching!! SIGN    Please look forward to     seeing Haruaki-sensei     in the next life!! SIGN    Thank you     for watching!! SIGN    Please look forward to     seeing Haruaki-sensei     in the next life!! SIGN    Thank you     for watching!! SIGN    Please look forward to     seeing Haruaki-sensei     in the next life!! SIGN    Thank you     for watching!! SIGN    Please look forward to     seeing Haruaki-sensei     in the next life!! [10:29] Haruaki     It'll go on a little bit longer. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:38] Haruaki     Ame! How could you do that to all of them? [10:41] Amaaki     This is for your sake. [10:43] Amaaki     If you truly care about them,     then you shouldn't go back. [10:48] Hijita     Uh... SIGN    Mame     again [10:50] Hijita     Maybe chill with that brother     complex of yours, dude. [10:53] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! Maizuka-kun! [11:00] Haruaki     Ame?! [11:02] Amaaki     Youkai... Youkai... [11:04] Haruaki     I had no idea Ame had this     much trouble around youkai... [11:08] Mom     I'm sorry Ame was so rude to you. [11:12] Mom     Honestly, where did his     brother complex go wrong? [11:15] Haruaki     I know he's doing this for my sake, but... [11:19] Haruaki     Ame would always pick fights     with so many people, so... [11:24] (Flashback) Student 1     I heard the Abe brothers     punched a third-year senpai. [11:27] (Flashback) Student 2     Yikes! Better stay away. SIGN    Let's go,     Haru [11:28] Amaaki     Let's go, Haru [11:29] (Flashback) Haruaki     H-Huh?! [11:31] Haruaki     I wasn't able to make any friends. [11:34] All     That's unfortunate. [11:37] Mom     Oh, right! I have a request for all of you. [11:41] Mom     Our shri— SIGN    Wisteria     Festival SIGN    Abe     Shrine [11:43] Mom     Ahem. The shrine next door     is having a festival tonight, SIGN    Abe Shrine [11:47] Mom     so I was wondering if you     could help with the stalls. [11:50] Haruaki     I also came home to help with those... [11:53] Haruaki     But considering the state Ame's in, [11:55] Haruaki     it'd be great if you guys could help. [12:03] Mamekichi     So many stalls! [12:05] Haruaki     I'd like you guys to help with the     yoyo fishing and the shooting game. [12:09] Mamekichi     I wanna do the shooting game. [12:10] Hijita     Me, too! SIGN    Shooting     Game [12:12] Beniko     But man, these prizes     sure don't motivate you. SIGN    Shooting     Game [12:16] Beniko     Do you even get customers? [12:18] Mandragora     Oh, no! [12:18] Mamekichi     Then let's include some of these mandragoras     randomly growing around here as prizes, too! [12:22] Haruaki     Do those just grow wherever?! [12:25] Mamekichi     See? Isn't this much better? [12:27] Mandragoras     Just try and hit us! [12:30] Haruaki     In that case... [12:32] Mandragora     Pathetic! [12:33] Haruaki     This is impossible! [12:35] Mamekichi     Sano-kun, any idea how to make this more fun? [12:39] Sano     Well... SIGN    Haruaki [12:42] Sano     Why not make it point-based?     Make a target, like this. [12:46] Haruaki     Hey. [12:47] Sano     What? You want me to add     a target to your crotch, too? [12:52] Haruaki     Hey. [12:53] Hijita     Well, we can use mud balls so it doesn't hurt. [12:56] Hijita     Then Haruaki won't have     anything to complain about. [12:58] Haruaki     I have nothing but complaints! [13:02] Beniko     Hey, Seimei, watch out. [13:04] Haruaki     Your warning's a bit late! [13:06] Beniko     Heck yeah! I won a Chuiwich! [13:08] Haruaki     Hey! The crowd's going to be here soon. SIGN    Baby Castella SIGN    Shooting     Game [13:11] Haruaki     Also, we're not at youkai school     right now, so no doing youkai things! SIGN    Spiral Potatoes [13:15] Sano     I didn't do anything youkai-ish. [13:17] Haruaki     True. But you also did     the most inhuman thing. [13:32] Haruaki     What's with this lineup? SIGN    Yoyo Fishing [13:34] Sano     Are you feeling better? [13:36] Amaaki     I can't sleep on my mom's lap forever. [13:39] Amaaki     And I don't want to rely on you youkai, either. [13:42] Sano     Oh, I see. [13:43] Haruaki     Er, I'll go buy us something     to eat. What do you guys want? [13:47] Amaaki     Thanks, Haru. I'll have yakisoba. [13:50] Sano     A candied apple, baby castella,     cotton candy, takoyaki, [13:54] Sano     a chocolate banana, and a spiral potato. [13:56] Amaaki     Hey, show some restraint. [14:03] Amaaki     Crap. I'm alone with a yakubyougami. [14:07] Amaaki     Damn it... If only I had the power     to exorcise demons, like Haru! [14:12] Sano     You don't have the power to exorcise demons? [14:15] Amaaki     It's not just me. [14:17] Amaaki     The power to exorcise demons was     passed down through generations, [14:21] Amaaki     but it got weaker with each one     as the bloodline got thinner. [14:23] Amaaki     Our shrine is also just a normal shrine. SIGN    Wagyu Steak Skewers [14:27] Sano     I thought it was a bit weird     that Mame and the others [14:29] Sano     didn't seem to notice     anything at this shrine. [14:32] Sano     That must be why. [14:35] Sano     But in that case, what's the     deal with Seimei's powers? [14:39] Sano     He definitely doesn't seem to be weak. [14:41] Amaaki     That's because... [14:43] Amaaki     Apparently, Haru received a stronger     version of our family's powers at birth. [14:49] Amaaki     A long time ago... [14:52] (Flashback) Dad     Ame... [14:55] (Flashback) Dad     Don't go near that door. [14:58] (Flashback) Amaaki     Why? [14:59] (Flashback) Dad     There's a super scary youkai in there. [15:02] (Flashback) Amaaki     A youkai?! I-Is it strong? SIGN    Grandpaaki [15:06] Dad     Your great-grandfather just     barely managed to seal it away. [15:11] (Flashback) Dad     The only one who can defeat it is probably     one of our super powerful ancestors. SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    One SIGN    Three SIGN    Three SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    Three [15:27] (Flashback) Amaaki     Dad! The door's broken! [15:34] (Flashback) Dad and Amaaki     Sheeeh! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [15:42] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [15:45] Small Old Man     Shunoban. [15:46] Small Old Man     If you run into this guy, he'll steal     your soul, like the Grim Reaper. [15:53] (Flashback) Amaaki     I-I've gotta run! [16:04] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ame? [16:06] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ame! [16:07] (Flashback) Haruaki     There's trouble! Big trouble! [16:09] (Flashback) Haruaki     Huh? It won't open. [16:11] (Flashback) Amaaki     H-Haru! [16:13] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ame! Open up! [16:15] (Flashback) Haruaki     Come on, Ame! [16:17] (Flashback) Haruaki     Open up! [16:22] (Flashback) Amaaki     Haru! [16:24] (Flashback) Amaaki     Ru— [16:25] (Flashback) Haruaki     Jeez, don't be so mean! [16:38] (Flashback) Haruaki     Oh, you're supposed to pull     on this door, not push. [16:47] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ame! This is huge! [16:49] (Flashback) Haruaki     There's a super cute uniform on TV! [16:52] (Flashback) Haruaki     Let's watch together! [16:54] (Flashback) Haruaki     Come on! Come on! [16:59] Amaaki     When Haru was little, he mixed     our dad's Kansai dialect [17:02] Amaaki     and our mom's Tokyo dialect     together and sounded super weird. [17:07] Amaaki     But that was another dumb thing     that made him stupidly cute and... [17:11] Sano     Pretty sure that wasn't the     moral of this flashback. [17:16] Sano     Then you should've told Haruaki about youkai     and his power to exorcise demons earlier. [17:21] Amaaki     The thing is... [17:23] Amaaki     Before Haru could actually     acknowledge any youkai existing, [17:26] Amaaki     he'd end up exterminating     them or chasing them away, [17:29] Amaaki     so I kept losing my chances to tell him. [17:32] Amaaki     He was just too powerful, so I gave     him some beads to help control that. [17:37] Sano     Why is it just him? [17:40] Sano     His deviancy is probably the     only unique trait he needed. [17:43] Amaaki     This is just my speculation, but... [17:46] Amaaki     Do you believe in reincarnation? [17:50] Sano     I don't believe in anything     unscientific like that. [17:52] Amaaki     Says the literal yakubyougami. SIGN    Yakubyougami [17:57] Amaaki     Anyway, I don't approve of     Haru going to youkai school. [18:01] Amaaki     I couldn't care less if any     of you got exterminated. [18:08] Amaaki     But I don't want Haru getting hurt. [18:15] Sano     If that ever happens, I'll deal with it. SIGN    Yoyo Fishing [18:19] Amaaki     What? [18:20] Sano     It's true that Seimei's powers are strong. [18:20] Haruaki     Sorry to keep— [18:23] Sano     But compared to Mame and the others, [18:25] Sano     the power to exorcise demons shouldn't     work as much on a yakubyougami. [18:31] Sano     If there's a chance that the     youkai are going to be harmed... [18:38] Sano     I'll be there to stop him. [18:43] Amaaki     Like I could ever trust a yakubyougami! [18:46] Sano     What are you talking about? [18:48] Sano     It's not me that you don't     trust. It's your brother. [18:53] Sano     If you actually have a brother complex, [18:55] Sano     then you need to believe in how hard he's     trying to be a teacher and support him. [19:00] Sano     He's basically risking his life for this job. [19:05] Sano     It's true that he's a pervert     and mean, but somehow cocky. [19:08] Sano     He always ends up in some kind     of trouble when he's working. [19:12] Sano     But... [19:13] Sano     I think the fact that he still does his best [19:17] Sano     is what makes him a great teacher. [19:24] Sano     Gah. [19:25] Haruaki     S-S-S-Sano-kun! SIGN    Yoyo Fishing [19:31] Haruaki     I'm happy! I'm so happy! [19:35] Haruaki     I-I also want to do my best     as a teacher at youkai school! [19:39] Haruaki     From now on and forever! [19:42] Amaaki     Haru... [19:43] Sano     Uh-huh... and? [19:52] Haruaki     I'm sorry, Sano-kun! I'm so sorry! [19:55] Haruaki     Huh? Hey, wait! What're you gonna do? [19:57] Haruaki     Untie me! [19:59] Haruaki     Wait, that?! [20:01] Sano     Stay perfectly still. [20:03] Haruaki     Wait, no... [20:05] Sano     This is gonna be a lot of fun! [20:05] Amaaki     Well, do your best. SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids [20:13] Small Old Man     Don't try this at home, kids. [20:19] Mom     Okay, Haru. Be careful getting back. [20:22] Haruaki     I will. Thanks, Mom. [20:24] Dad     Your fath— This fairy     is also rooting for you. [20:28] Haruaki     Thanks, random fairy guy. [20:32] Amaaki     Hey, Yakubyougami. [20:35] Amaaki     I'm leaving Haru to you. [20:38] Sano     Yeah, sure. SIGN    Shinkansen Tracks [20:40] Announcement     The Nozomi 13 departing at 10:17 [20:45] Announcement     is now arriving on track 22. [20:51] Haruaki     Hey! Our Shinkansen is the     one that just got announced! [20:54] All     What?! [20:54] Haruaki     Let's go, everyone! See you later! [21:01] Mom     Looks like Haru's doing good as a teacher. [21:04] Dad     Yeah. [21:09] Old lady     Darling. [21:10] Flirt     Honey. [21:12] Haruaki     We barely made it. [21:15] Hijita     Anyway, we're going home already, Seimei? [21:18] Haruaki     Yeah. I just couldn't wait     to get back to school. [21:29] Sano     Hey, look. [21:31] Haruaki     Ame? [21:33] Sano     What's he saying? [21:35] Hijita     No idea. [21:38] Haruaki     I understood him. [21:41] Haruaki     We're twins, after all! [21:43] Amaaki     Haru! Do your best! [21:44] Amaaki     Your big brother's rooting for you! SIGN    Haruaki [21:47] Haruaki     Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry. [21:54] Amaaki     Haru! [21:58] Amaaki     Haru... [22:02] Amaaki     That Shinkansen... SIGN    Sanyo Kyushu Shinkansen     Bound for Hiroshima and Hakata SIGN    Nozomi 13 10:17 Hakata SIGN    Kodama 131 10:25 [22:05] Amaaki     is headed to Hakata. SIGN    Hakata [22:07] Small Old Man     That's the opposite direction. 6 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Commences~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Haruaki     The human-faced rock that Maizuka-kun     was on top of suddenly lost control! [00:05] Haruaki     Damn it! [00:07] Kurahashi     Wow, Sensei's fast. [00:09] Haruaki     Stop! [00:13] Kurahashi     Sensei, up ahead is... [00:17] Sano     Seimei! [00:18] Kurahashi     Sensei! Maizuka-kun! [00:22] Kurahashi     A-Are you okay? [00:24] Haruaki     We barely survived... [00:27] Miki     Hey... What was that loud noise? [00:31] Kurahashi     Miki-sensei. [00:35] Haruaki     H-Hi there, Miki-sensei. [00:38] Miki     I ain't one to judge others     for what they're into, [00:42] Miki     but you shouldn't be doin' this at school. [00:45] Haruaki     Does it actually look like     I'm having fun to you?! SIGN    Broadcast [00:54] Haruaki     We're having all this trouble during prep. [00:57] Haruaki     Is the sports day really     gonna go okay tomorrow? [01:00] Sano     We're worried, too. [01:02] Haruaki     By the way, Kurahashi-kun, do you     know the results of the sports day? [01:06] Kurahashi     Huh? U-Um... [01:09] Kurahashi     Well, I've seen a vision where     you're wearing only a red loincloth [01:14] Kurahashi     as you teach class for     a day as punishment... [01:18] Sano     I'm pretty sure it's our     punishment if we have to see that. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 6     "Sports Day at     Ghoul School!!      Commences" [02:55] Principal     We will now officially commence     sports day at Hyakki Academy! SIGN    Broadcast SIGN    HQ [03:07] Principal     To ensure you don't bring     shame to the youkai name, [03:09] Principal     please work together with your fellow     classmates, and play fair and square. [03:15] Haruaki     So exciting! So exciting! So exciting! [03:15] Hatanaka     Why are you using a parasol? SIGN    Fire [03:18] Principal     Now, the six classes in each grade     will be competing against each other, [03:23] Principal     but for the classes who score     the lowest in each grade... [03:27] Principal     Well... [03:29] Principal     we'll have you disappear. [03:31] All     Huh?! SIGN    Huh?! [03:34] Principal     That is... your teacher's salary will disappear. [03:38] Teachers     Huh? [03:41] Nezumi     Hey! This is clearly an abuse of power! [03:43] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:44] Hatanaka     Give me a break!     I've got three kids at home! [03:48] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:49] Miki     Regardless of the results,     the principal wins. [03:52] Haruaki     Yeah! Yeah! [03:54] Principal     Oh? [03:55] Principal     You don't seem that opposed     to this, Haruaki-kun. [03:58] Principal     In that case, how about you lose your pay... [04:01] Principal     and also have to spend the day     wearing just a red loincloth? [04:05] Haruaki     A red loincloth? A loincloth? [04:08] Haruaki     But why?! [04:10] Principal     Because I said so. [04:15] Haruaki     P-P-P-P-Please! Anything but that! [04:16] Principal     Hey! Stop! You're acting     anything but human lately! [04:18] Haruaki     Please, no! Please! [04:26] Shikajima     Hey, isn't that the human teacher     everyone's talking about? [04:29] Shikajima     What the hell, man? [04:31] Boy A     H-Hey! Look at that. [04:33] Shikajima     Whoa! What's with that class? [04:36] Shikajima     They're shockingly unbothered! [04:39] Shikajima     Hey, Hijita. Are your class     and teacher actually okay? [04:44] Hijita     Huh? [04:46] Hijita     Are you guys okay? [04:49] Hijita     If you reacted to everything     like this, you'd die! [04:54] Hijita     There's no way in hell our teacher [04:58] Hijita     won't mess something up     at an event this huge! [05:00] Fujihira     Just how is this gonna end?     I don't wanna die yet! [05:06] Shikajima     What the hell is wrong with them? [05:11] Haruaki     I embarrassed myself right from the start... [05:14] Miki     More importantly, we need to get to work. [05:18] Miki     Your job will be to retrieve and check     the papers for the scavenger hunt relay. [05:23] Haruaki     Oh, cool! A scavenger hunt relay! SIGN    Program      One: Scavenger Hunt Relay     Two: Mandragora Toss     Three: Human-Faced Rock Roll     Four: Mock Cavalry Battle     Five: Group Formations SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 550 0 550 [05:27] Haruaki     I guess I start with an event     for the second-years. [05:29] Miki     Who's gonna be participatin' from Class 3? [05:32] Haruaki     From our class, it'll be Maizuka-kun,     Zashiki-san, and Hijita-kun. SIGN    Anchor [05:37] Haruaki     All right! I'm gonna do my     best and cheer them on! [05:40] Miki     All right, our sports day     has officially begun. [05:43] Miki     Our first event will be the second-year     students' scavenger hunt relay! [05:47] Mujina     Which one's Mame? [05:49] Tamao     The third from the end. [05:50] Tamao     They're lined up by class. [05:54] Mujina     Wait, the one who's commentating     is Miki, isn't it? [05:57] Mujina     I guess he can actually     speak standard Japanese. [05:59] Miki     On your marks... get set... [06:03] Mamekichi     Transform into someone with powerful legs! [06:12] Nyuudou     Th-That's terrifying! [06:14] Miki     So fast! Too fast, Class 3! [06:15] Students     What the hell?! [06:17] Miki     He turned into something creepy and     managed to get to the item boxes first! [06:25] Mamekichi     Let's see... [06:33] Student B     "S-Someone you secretly like"?! SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [06:36] Nyuudou     Wait, he's heading over here! [06:38] Maeda     That's no youkai! [06:39] Maeda     That's a monster! SIGN    Omame [06:43] Mamekichi     I'm borrowing Sano-kun! SIGN    Omame [06:45] Sano     Huh? [06:46] Nyuudou     Wh-What was the item? SIGN    Best Friend SIGN    Maizuka SIGN    Best Friend SIGN    Maizuka SIGN    Best Friend [06:55] Sano     Mame... [06:56] Nyuudou     That's creepy! Just get goin' already! [06:59] Mamekichi     Hup. [06:59] Miki     And Class 3 has handed off     the sash to the next runner. [07:04] Beniko     Nice work, troll! I mean...     Nice work, Mame! [07:07] Miki     What's this? [07:08] Miki     Class 2 is right on her tail! Way to go, Class 2! [07:12] Haruaki     Miki-sensei, could you not just     favor your class in the commentary? [07:16] Haruaki     You've got this, Zashiki-san! [07:18] Miki     Hey! [07:19] Miki     No cheering from my mic! [07:23] Miki     Great job, Class 2! They caught up! [07:26] Beniko     Tch. Please be something simple. SIGN    The holy sword     born from the     mouth of a volcano:     Excalibur [07:31] Beniko     "The holy sword born from the     mouth of a volcano: Excalibur." [07:37] Girl A     Excalibur? [07:43] Beniko     Leave this to me! SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:45] Miki     Wow, looks like Class 3 has left the school. [07:48] Miki     Where are you going? SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:49] Girl A     Wait, is she going to     the mouth of a volcano? SIGN    Hyakki Academy Sports Day [07:52] Girl A     To get the sword?! [07:54] Haruaki     Is Zashiki-san going to be okay? [07:56] Miki     Come on, now! Go check     the first runners' items! [08:00] Haruaki     Oh, right! [08:02] Haruaki     That was really fast, Maizuka-kun. [08:04] Haruaki     Could you let me see the item slip? [08:06] Mamekichi     Sure. SIGN    Best Friend [08:07] Mamekichi     It's "best friend," so I chose Sano-kun! [08:10] Haruaki     Yup, you pass. [08:12] Miki     Next up, Class 1 has also     connected to the second runner! [08:12] Boy B     Pass! [08:13] Mamekichi     Hey. [08:16] Mamekichi     Um, is it okay if I keep this item slip? [08:20] Mamekichi     I want it as a keepsake. [08:22] Haruaki     Sure. [08:24] Mamekichi     Yay! Thanks, Seimei-kun! [08:26] Girl B     What was your item? [08:26] Mamekichi     Yay! Now to just put this in an album. [08:28] Boy B     I forget... [08:29] Girl B     Why'd you bring me here? SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [08:32] Boy B     Huh? My slip... I guess     I dropped it somewhere. [08:35] Haruaki     What? You lost your slip? [08:37] Boy B     Huh? Well... [08:40] Haruaki     Okay, do another lap. [08:42] Boy B     R-Right! [08:45] Mamekichi     Huh? Who threw trash away here? [08:49] Mamekichi     This is the first step to     destroying nature. Honestly... [08:52] Mamekichi     I'll throw it away later. [08:54] Miki     Looks like several students     are struggling with their items. [08:58] Crowd 1     Anyone seen a tsuchinoko?! [09:00] Crowd 2     Anyone have a Nessie on them? [09:02] Miki     How's this going to end?! [09:05] Hijita     Dang, every group's to their anchors already. [09:08] Hijita     Is Zashiki really okay? [09:10] Zashiki     Hijita! Sorry to keep you waiting! [09:13] Zashiki     I brought the holy sword Excalibur! [09:17] Hijita     Zashi... B-Beniko-chan?! [09:20] Beniko     I went to my dorm to grab it. [09:22] Hijita     You own this?! [09:24] Beniko     Never thought getting this sword from     the mouth of a volcano ages ago [09:27] Beniko     would come in handy now. SIGN    If you need to     sell some gear [09:30] Beniko     You'll get 100 poko for it if     you sell it at a weapons shop. [09:33] Hijita     Where's that currency even from?! [09:35] Beniko     Just shut up and go     already! Here's the sash! [09:39] Beniko     If we place last, you're gonna     be that sword's first victim! [09:44] Hijita     That's no holy sword! That's a demon sword! [09:48] Haruaki     Okay. [09:49] Crowd B     A tsuchinoko... A tsuchinoko! [09:51] Crwod C     Anyone have a UFO on them? [09:54] Hijita     Looks like the other anchors     are struggling, too. [09:56] Hijita     As long as I don't get something like     "someone you secretly like," I'll be able to— SIGN    A classmate     you secretly hate [10:00] Hijita     win... [10:04] Hijita     N-No way! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:13] Hijita     N-No way! SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate SIGN    A classmate you secretly hate [10:22] Tamao     Hijita's completely stopped moving. [10:25] Mujina     What're you doing?! Run, Koutarou! [10:29] Hijita     You can't be serious! [10:30] Hijita     Who the hell thought of this task?!     It's gonna ruin friendships! [10:34] Hijita     But I don't have time to complain. [10:36] Hijita     Think... Think, Koutarou! [10:39] Hijita     Let's do process of elimination! [10:40] Hijita     The girls are totally out of the question. [10:42] Hijita     No matter whom I choose,     I know that starting tomorrow, [10:44] Hijita     they're all going to band     together and be my enemies. [10:47] Hijita     If I manage to make one of them cry... [10:50] Koizumi     Forget you, you stupid Hijita! [10:52] Renjou     Die! Make it up to her by     cutting open your stomach! [10:54] Girls     Yeah! Yeah! [10:56] Beniko     How you like that? [10:56] Hijita     Then how about Zashiki?! [10:58] Haruaki     Wow! [11:00] Hijita     She hardly ever hangs out with other girls. [11:02] Hijita     We've known each other since we were babies. [11:05] Hijita     I'm sure she'd understand! [11:07] (Flashback) Beniko     You suck as a chair, you useless oaf. [11:09] (Flashback) Hijita     That's not fair! [11:11] Hijita     But... because we've been friends forever,     she's close with my family, too. [11:16] Hijita     If my mom or sister hear about this... [11:20] Hijita Mom     Koutarou, how could you     embarrass a girl like that?! SIGN    Mama-tan SIGN    Sister-tan [11:24] Hijita Sister     Cut open your stomach now and     apologize! You absolute trash! [11:28] Hijita     No! [11:29] Hijita     In the end, the world is     just going to tear me down. [11:33] Hijita     But Mame and Sano are     also out of the question! [11:35] Hijita     I just really don't want them to dislike me. [11:39] Hijita     If Nyuudou, whom I share a dorm     and class with, hates me, [11:42] Hijita     my daily life's going to be ruined, as well. [11:45] Hijita     That trio's out of the question, too. [11:47] Hijita     Damn it! Why am I just     surrounded by good people? [11:56] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! [11:59] Mamekichi     You've got this! [12:01] Beniko     Stop wasting time, Hijita! [12:03] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! Hiji-tan! You've got this! [12:06] Hijita     That piece of paper... [12:10] Hijita     Mame! You took Sano to the goal     earlier, but what was your item? [12:15] Mamekichi     Huh? It was "best friend"! [12:18] Hijita     That's it! SIGN    Best Friend [12:21] Hijita     Please! [12:23] Hijita     Don't ask any questions and let me     borrow what's in your hand there! [12:25] Mamekichi     What? This garbage? Sure, I guess. [12:28] Hijita     Thanks! [12:29] Hijita     This is a bit cheap, but I have     no choice but to change my item. [12:32] Hijita     Now to just... find someone who's not here... [12:35] Hijita     Hey, where's Sano? [12:36] Mamekichi     Sano-kun went to the bathroom.     The one behind the school. [12:40] Hijita     Heck yeah! Perfect! [12:49] Hijita     Sano! [12:51] Hijita     Please! Let me borrow you for a bit! [12:53] Sano     Huh? Me again? What the hell is the item? [12:57] Hijita     I'll explain later! Just come with me! [13:00] Sano     At least let me wash my hands! [13:01] Hijita     That'll have to wait, too! [13:05] Nyuudou     Just how far did Hijita go to     get something, and what is it? [13:08] Tamao     The anchors for the other classes     are going to reach the goal! [13:11] Hijita     That's not happening! [13:14] Miki     Looks like Class 3's anchor is back! [13:17] Hijita     Heck yeah! [13:19] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! You've got this! [13:21] Haruaki     If you pass the student in     front of you, you'll be first! [13:23] Miki     Hey! Don't go stealin' my mic! [13:26] Hijita     They don't call me "Koutarou Hijita     the Galewind Mud Ball" for nothing! [13:30] Sano     You actually had a nickname that lame? [13:33] Hijita     I gave it to myself just now! [13:39] Miki     And he passed them! Class 3 has come in first! [13:42] All     Yeah! SIGN    Victory [13:45] Beniko and Mamekichi     We did it! [13:50] Hijita     Heck yeah! Thanks, Sano. [13:53] Sano     Yeah, sure. [13:54] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! SIGN    Sliiiiiiiide [13:57] Hijita     He just got here using uniform linear motion! [14:01] Haruaki     That was amazing! You did it! [14:04] Sano     More importantly, let's see your     item. What if you got it wrong? [14:08] Hijita     O-Oh, right... SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:12] Hijita     It's sorta embarrassing     telling you this in person. SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:17] Sano     Huh? SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Qualified as Item [14:28] Haruaki     Y-You pass! SIGN    Someone You Secretly Like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like SIGN    Someone you     secretly like [14:36] Hijita     N-No way! [14:55] Hijita     Wh-Wh-What the hell is this?! [15:00] Haruaki     Eek! Eek! Oh, no! How lewd! [15:06] Hijita     It's not... Sano!     Th-This is some sort of mistake! [15:09] Sano     Hijita... [15:10] Hijita     Oh, this dumb piece of paper.     I'm just gonna eat it up. [15:14] Sano     Sorry, Hijita, but let's just stay friends. [15:18] Sano     B-Bye... [15:20] Hijita     Y-You've got the... [15:22] Hijita     You've got the wrong idea, damn it! [15:25] Hijita     Damn it! [15:25] Haruaki     Um... d-don't sweat it... [15:26] Hijita     Damn it! [15:27] Hijita     Damn it! [15:29] Small Old Man     So what happened after that? [15:32] Miki     Things are starting to heat up with     the first-years and the ball toss... [15:36] Miki     or rather, the mandragora toss. [15:38] Miki     But the mandragoras keep     randomly exiting the baskets! [15:43] Haruaki     The mandragora toss, huh? [15:44] Miki     Abe-sensei, if you keep spacing out,     an errant mandragora will... [15:49] Haruaki     Huh? [15:49] Mandragora     Ouch! [15:51] Miki     The current, very obvious winner     is Class 1 in first place! SIGN    First Aid [15:57] Miki     Now, what did I tell you? [16:00] Marshmallow     Sorry. [16:02] Haruaki     You should've warned me earlier! [16:05] Nyuudou     Oh, there you are, Seimei. [16:09] Kuniko     For the mock cavalry battle, [16:10] Kuniko     we tried to come up with a     formation based on your advice. [16:13] Kuniko     Could you look at this     and see if it's okay? [16:16] Haruaki     Wow, of course! [16:18] Miki     You get over things quick! [16:22] Haruaki     Maybe we should split Kurahashi-kun     and Zashiki-san up. [16:27] Haruaki     Zashiki-san should... Wait, you     can't look at this, Miki-sensei! [16:31] Haruaki     Bad! [16:32] Miki     Tch. He caught on. [16:34] Miki     Welp, I'm gonna go look     at my class's formation. [16:37] Miki     You there. Could you do     the commentary in my place? [16:50] Marshmallow     Though I'm clearly unqualified, [16:51] Marshmallow     I, Marshmallow, will be taking over     as commentator in Miki-sensei's place. [16:54] Marshmallow     To all the first-years, that was a     brilliant display of mandragora tossing! [16:58] Hatanaka     What's with you, Miki? You seem     to be in a rather good mood. [17:02] Miki     Oh, nothing... [17:04] Miki     Just thinkin' sports day is     startin' to get real fun. [17:14] Marshmallow     Next up on the program, we have a mock     cavalry battle with the second-years! [17:18] Marshmallow     Four or five students will     create a horse and a rider, [17:21] Marshmallow     and then use their youkai     magic and athletic skills [17:23] Marshmallow     to try to take the other     team's rider's headband. [17:28] Mandragora     You've got this, you've     got this, second-years! [17:31] Marshmallow     The score will be decided by how many     headbands the riders have when time is up! [17:41] Oota     It's starting! Okay, let's carry     out Seimei-sensei's plan! [17:46] Twins     I guess you're really doing this, Oota. [17:48] Kuniko     Uh, really? [18:00] All     What the— [18:05] Beniko     All right! [18:07] Marshmallow     U-Unbelievable! [18:08] Marshmallow     The daidarabocchi horse just     hid his teammates in his mouth! [18:12] Hatanaka     I-I guess they would be untouchable then... [18:16] Miki     But they won't be able to     take any headbands, either. [18:19] Haruaki     The students asked me to figure     out a way for them to survive [18:23] Haruaki     even if they're bad at sports. [18:25] Haruaki     And our strike team consists of the speedy     team of the light-footed Sano-kun, [18:30] Haruaki     the swift Akisame-kun, and     Yanagida-kun as the horses! [18:33] Mamekichi     Transform! [18:34] Mamekichi     Helping hand grabber! [18:36] Sano; Akisame; Yanagida     Go! [18:38] Mamekichi     Hup! [18:41] Haruaki     Now we've got a bunch of headbands! [18:46] Yanagida     Yeah! Now we've got all the headbands... [18:51] Yanagida     Oh? [18:52] Mamekichi     O-Oh, no! [18:54] Yanagida     "Oh, no," my ass, you dumb tanuki! [18:57] Marshmallow     They were going so fast that     their rider got bucked off! [19:01] Mamekichi     Tee-hee! [19:04] Haruaki     Huh? No way! [19:07] Kurahashi     O-Our best team just got defeated... [19:09] Nyuudou     More like they self-destructed. [19:11] Mujina     Hey, more importantly... [19:13] Fighting team     That's mine! [19:14] Fighting team     No, that's mine! [19:14] Mujina     They're fighting over us. [19:17] Nyuudou     They're underestimating us because     we can't use youkai magic. [19:21] Kurahashi     What should we do? Run? [19:23] Nyuudou     No, I don't think we could     actually outrun them. [19:26] Nyuudou     Let's just wait for our     enemies to get closer. [19:29] (Flashback) Haruaki     If the enemy corners you,     wait until the last second... [19:32] Nyuudou     We'll lure the enemy to us     up until the last second... [19:34] Shikajima     Hell yeah! You're ours! [19:37] Nyuudou     Now, Kurahashi! Predict a catastrophe     for the one in front of us! [19:40] Kurahashi     What?! [19:47] Kurahashi     What? Seriously? [19:49] Shikajima     Wait, what? What kind of future do you see? [19:52] Kurahashi     The only future for you... is the     one where I take your headband! [19:56] Shikajima     He got me! [19:58] Haruaki     Did you see that? That was     Kurahashi-kun's prediction attack! [20:02] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [20:05] Small old man     A kudan! A youkai that's     half human and half bull. [20:08] Small old man     They predict catastrophes! [20:11] Miki     That was quite the strategy. [20:11] Haruaki and mandragoras     Heck yeah, heck yeah, Kurahashi! [20:13] Miki     But they're sorta screwed if they     get surrounded, aren't they? [20:17] Nyuudou     Crap! [20:19] Marshmallow     And Team Nyuudou is completely surrounded! [20:22] Kurahashi     We're done for! [20:25] Nyuudou     No, our reinforcements just arrived! [20:31] Student D     Impossible! [20:32] Miki     That's Hijita's youkai magic, magic mud! [20:35] Hatanaka     And... [20:38] Hatanaka     A merman who's floating through the air! [20:42] Marshmallow     The other two are just hanging on, but     they're elegantly snatching those headbands! [20:48] Nezumi-sensei     You're pretty good at this. [20:50] Marshmallow     But now the airborne youkai have     all started to attack at once! [20:57] Marshmallow     And he dodged them!     What a brilliant quick turn! [20:59] Marshmallow     That was amazing! That merman named... [21:01] Marshmallow     Hey, what's that merman's name? [21:04] Nezumi     I dunno. [21:05] Maeda     I'm Maeda! [21:07] Marshmallow     Yes! Maeda-kun! Maeda-kun from Class 2-3! [21:11] Haruaki     You've got this, Maeda-kun!     Hijita-kun! Momoyama-san! Akibe-san! [21:18] Maeda     Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case... [21:21] Maeda     Hijita! Use a mud ball and— [21:23] All     What?! [21:25] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! Behind you! [21:26] Hijita     Don't do quick turns like that... [21:29] Hijita     I feel sick... [21:30] Maeda     What? You got motion sickness? [21:32] Maeda     Don't puke! Don't you dare puke! [21:34] Marshmallow     They're catching up to     Maeda-kun from Class 3! [21:37] Kuniko     Not happening! [21:40] Marshmallow     I-It's a gashadokuro! [21:46] Maeda     Utagawa-san! [21:47] Kuniko     Are you all okay? [21:52] Fujihira     We're here to back you up!     We'll support you till the end! [21:55] Maeda     That's great! Let's bring this back in     our favor for Sano and the others, too! [22:00] Haruaki     All right! Counterattack time! [22:02] All     Yeah! [22:05] Small old man     Keep it up, Class 3! [22:07] Small old man     The sports day continues! 7 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Finishes~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Maeda     Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case... [00:03] Maeda     Hijita! Use a mud ball and— [00:06] All     What?! [00:07] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! Behind you! [00:09] Hijita     Don't do quick turns like that... [00:11] Hijita     I feel sick... [00:13] Maeda     What? You got motion sickness? [00:14] Maeda     Don't puke! Don't you dare puke! [00:17] Marshmallow     They're catching up to     Maeda-kun from Class 3! [00:19] Kuniko     Not happening! [00:22] Marshmallow     I-It's a gashadokuro! [00:26] Maeda     Utagawa-san! [00:27] Kuniko     Are you all okay? [00:32] Fujihira     We're here to back you up!     We'll support you till the end! [00:35] Maeda     That's great! Let's bring this back in     our favor for Sano and the others, too! [00:39] Haruaki     All right! Counterattack time! [00:42] All     Yeah! [00:45] Maeda     Okay, Hijita. Use your mud balls and... [00:47] Hijita     Maeda... [00:49] Hijita     I'mma apologize first... [00:52] Hijita     I'm so sorr— SIGN    Gyaaaaaaah SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! [02:31] Marshmallow     This is unbelievable! SIGN    Episode 7     "Sports Day at     Ghoul School!!      Finishes" [02:34] Marshmallow     Both teams from Class 3     have been split apart! [02:38] Mamekichi     Here, use this bag. [02:42] Fujihira     Maeda... Are you okay? [02:44] Odawara     This is rough... [02:45] Marshmallow     They definitely failed     this mock cavalry battle! [02:49] Haruaki     No freakin' way! [02:51] Miki     This is something right out of hell. [02:53] Hatanaka     Even I'm starting to feel sick. SIGN    Oota [02:57] Hatanaka     Now Class 3 only has the daidarabocchi     team that's not moving... [03:01] Miki     ...and the kudan team that's     doing their best to run away. [03:05] Kurahashi     We're miraculously somehow still in this! [03:08] Miki     The match is gonna be over in a minute... [03:11] Hatanaka     Meaning last place is gonna go to Class 3. [03:15] Principal     Now, now... You two still     have much to learn. [03:19] Principal     Class 3 has one more team. [03:22] Beniko     Seimei! [03:31] Beniko     Here you go! I've got a huge haul! [03:34] Haruaki     Yes! [03:35] Miki     Zashiki-san?! [03:36] Hatanaka     I didn't see her, so I thought     she was inside Oota's mouth. [03:40] Haruaki     Maizuka-kun told me before... [03:45] Haruaki     that zashikiwarashi are able to     cloak themselves with youkai magic. [03:50] Haruaki     So at the same time Oota-kun turned huge, [03:53] Haruaki     I had Zashiki-san's team disappear. [03:56] Haruaki     And while the other teams     were drawing attention, [03:58] Haruaki     they were gathering a bunch of headbands. [04:02] Beniko     Though I definitely wasn't expecting     Mame to fall or Hijita to puke... [04:07] Haruaki     How you like that?! [04:12] Principal     He's managed to put the youkai to work and     is using their youkai magic very well. [04:16] Principal     Haruaki-kun... I believe you really are his... [04:21] Marshmallow     And we're done! We will now     tally up the headbands. [04:29] Sign     m 0 0 l 180 0 180 615 0 615 SIGN    2nd-Year Class Score Totals     Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay SIGN    One || 30 | 140 | |     Two || 50 | 140 | |     Three || 60 | 100 | |     Four || 20 | 90 | |     Five || 40 | 100 | |     Six || 10 | 100 | | [04:30] Haruaki     The final score for the mock cavalry battle [04:32] Haruaki     is the number of headbands from     surviving members times ten... [04:35] Sano     Along with our score from the scavenger     hunt relay, we're in third place. [04:39] Sign     m 0 0 l 25 0 25 615 0 615 SIGN    One     Two     Three     Four     Five     Six [04:39] Haruaki     We were able to stay in third place because     of Zashiki-san and the others, but... [04:43] Sano     Depending on how the final     obstacle course relay goes, [04:46] Sano     we could either win for our     grade or end up dead last. [04:50] Haruaki     I-It's okay! [04:51] Haruaki     With you taking part, we won't get last place! [04:55] Hatanaka     Abe-sensei, did you get the tool I asked     you to get from the gym storage? [05:00] Haruaki     Aiyah! I forgot! [05:02] Hatanaka     It's fine that you enjoy this,     but don't forget to work! [05:05] Haruaki     I'm sorry! [05:07] Hatanaka     Since you're here, go help him out. [05:12] Haruaki     I'm sorry you had to come with me, Sano-kun. [05:15] Sano     Whatever. Just get the thing and come down. [05:18] Haruaki     You're not gonna hit me     when I come down, are you? [05:20] Sano     I'm telling you to come     down so I can hit you. [05:22] Haruaki     Please, no! [05:27] Sano     I also have to prepare for the final event. [05:31] Haruaki     Oh, right. [05:33] Haruaki     I guess we're already on the final event. [05:35] Haruaki     And you're the anchor of the     biggest event, too. Good luck! [05:38] Sano     Don't come crying to me if we end up last. [05:40] Haruaki     Don't worry! We have you, Sano-kun. [05:43] Sano     I was no help at all during     the mock cavalry battle, [05:46] Sano     yet you seem to have a lot of faith in me. [05:49] Haruaki     Well, of course. [05:51] Haruaki     There's no way I wouldn't believe in you. [05:54] Sano     I see. [05:56] Sano     Then buy this pot for 500,000.     It'll bring you happiness. [06:00] Haruaki     Don't try to sneakily sell     me a mysterious pot! [06:04] Haruaki     Jeez, talk about evil business practices. [06:08] Haruaki     So when do I need to get the 500,000 to you? [06:13] Sano     You really need to be careful of scams. [06:17] Male student     Up we go... [06:19] Male student     Whoa, whoa, whoa... [06:24] Haruaki     Whoa! [06:28] Male student     I'm so sorry, Sensei! [06:33] Haruaki     Ow... [06:34] Male student     Are you okay?! [06:35] Haruaki     Yeah, I'm fine. [06:38] Sano     Tch. You need to pay attention! [06:40] Haruaki     Ow! [06:41] Sano     Damn it! [06:50] Hatanaka     For crying out loud... [06:53] Hatanaka     How long can it take them     just to get a single thing? [06:59] Hatanaka     Hello? Abe-sensei? [07:01] Hatanaka     Did you mess up again? [07:20] Hatanaka     Sano! [07:22] Hatanaka     Thank goodness. You're conscious. [07:24] Hatanaka     Just wait! I'll chop this log and— [07:31] Hatanaka     Hey! This isn't the time to be crying! [07:41] Hatanaka     Hey! Calm down! [07:47] Sano     Hey... [07:49] Sano     You're seriously obnoxious. SIGN    First-Aid Station [08:01] Takanashi     It's a sprain. [08:03] Takanashi     You should be all better in about a week. [08:06] Takanashi     Though that means you'll just have to     watch the rest of the sports day events. [08:10] Hatanaka     I'm actually surprised you only ended     up with a sprain in that situation. [08:14] Sano     You heard him. I'm going to survive. [08:17] Sano     So you can stop doing inhuman things, Seimei. [08:20] Haruaki     I'm a bad slime. [08:22] Tamao     He's liquefied from the shock. [08:25] Haruaki     I just want to evaporate into the air. [08:28] Sano     And if it's only a sprain, I can     still participate in the event. [08:32] Nyuudou     You idiot! What if you just make it worse? [08:34] Takahashi     Out of curiosity, what is the event? [08:37] Nyuudou     An obstacle course relay     run by one animal youkai, [08:42] Nyuudou     one inorganic youkai, and one     humanoid youkai from each class. [08:46] Nyuudou     And Sano was supposed to     be the anchor for his class. [08:50] Takahashi     Don't worry! If it does get worse,     I'll just operate on you. [08:57] Haruaki     Hey! [08:59] Haruaki     I have a request. [09:04] Marshmallow     Okay, next is the final event for the     second-years, the obstacle course relay! [09:10] Marshmallow     The animal youkai, our first     runners, are entering the field. SIGN    First Runners SIGN    First Runners SIGN    First Runners [09:19] Tamao     You're representing Class 4, Nezumi-sensei? [09:23] Nezumi-sensei     There's no rule saying     the teachers can't run. [09:26] Nezumi-sensei     Goodness. Looks like it's finally     time for a mouse to beat a cat. [09:31] Tamao     Well, now you're just... [09:34] Tamao     being ridiculous. [09:36] Marshmallow     What the heck is this visual?! [09:39] Kappa     On your marks, get set... [09:43] Marshmallow     What?! Wait, is that what you all look     like when you're in serious mode? [09:49] Kappa     Boom! [09:51] Marshmallow     Oh, now you're back to normal... SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:00] Marshmallow     The first obstacle is... [10:02] Marshmallow     the log balance beam! [10:05] Marshmallow     Won't this be rather easy for animal youkai? [10:10] Tamao     Th-This is... [10:14] Sign     Mrrow! SIGN    Purr Purr [10:16] Marshmallow     Ah! The cat from Class 3     has started rolling around! [10:19] Marshmallow     Apparently, that log is made out of catnip. SIGN    Purr Purr [10:24] Tamao     Supreme bliss... [10:27] Nyuudou     The hell are you doing, Tama?! [10:28] Sano     Hey, that's the log that squashed me. [10:32] Tamao     What?! [10:34] Tamao     You're the one who hurt Sano?! [10:48] Tamao     I avenged you, Sano. [10:50] Marshmallow     Class 3 needs to catch up! [11:01] Marshmallow     Next, they've reached toy hell! [11:11] Marshmallow     U-Unbelievable, Class 3! [11:13] Marshmallow     He closed his eyes and is getting     through the field of green foxtails! [11:16] Tamao     Kill your passions! [11:19] Marshmallow     He made it through! He used his fighting     spirit to overcome the cat's weakness! [11:24] Yanagida     Akisame-kun! [11:25] Lantern ghost     Get your ass over here, you stupid rabbit! [11:27] Marshmallow     And now, he's handed over the sash to     our second runner, the inorganic youkai! [11:30] Yanagida     I've got this! [11:34] Small old man     Meanwhile... SIGN    Rodent-Away [11:36] Small old man     Nezumi-sensei was stuck in an obstacle     meant specifically for rodents. [11:41] Nezumi-sensei     They're actually trying to kill me... [11:45] Marshmallow     Obstacles mean nothing     to youkai that can fly. [11:50] Marshmallow     And for sneaky guys like them... [11:53] Kappa     Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak... [11:56] Kappa     Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho! [11:59] Kappa     Hey-ho! Hey-ho! [12:05] Marshmallow     We have the kappas doing a wind attack! [12:08] Marshmallow     They can't get ahead like this! [12:11] Kappa     Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho! [12:13] Lantern     Any more and I'll rip... [12:16] Yanagida     Oh, right. I have just the     thing for situations like this. [12:19] Marshmallow     What's this? Does Class 3     have some kind of strategy? [12:22] Marshmallow     Also, where exactly is he reaching into?! [12:27] Yanagida     The science club's special     chemical explosive! [12:32] Rando student a     Yanagida from the science     club just pulled out a bomb! [12:35] Rando student b     Run! That'll kill us! [12:41] Yanagida     Just one drop of this and... [12:53] Marshmallow     That's terrifying! Jeez! SIGN    Broadcast [12:57] Marshmallow     But... [12:58] Marshmallow     Now there's no obstacle for     the other students, either! [13:05] Yanagida     Hey! Pay your tolls, you damn hyenas! [13:07] Yanagida     Damn it! [13:09] Yanagida     The rest is up to you! [13:11] Yanagida     Seimei-sensei! [13:15] Marshmallow     Wh-What's this?! [13:16] Marshmallow     Class 3's anchor is now the     human teacher, Abe-sensei?! [13:22] Haruaki     Sano-kun... It's my fault you can't run. [13:27] Haruaki     Which means that I need to... [13:29] Marshmallow     Abe-sensei is somehow keeping     up with the rest of the runners! [13:33] Haruaki     ...take responsibility and win! [13:36] Kurahashi     Seimei-sensei really is fast! [13:40] Nyuudou     But up ahead is... [13:43] Marshmallow     The first obstacle they'll face is... [13:46] Marshmallow     A thousand-level vaulting box! [13:50] Haruaki     Ain't no way! [13:53] Students     Ain't no way! [13:55] Hijita     What's he supposed to do? [13:58] Hijita     There's no way he can jump that! [14:03] Maeda     I-I guess this is the end. [14:10] Sano     There's just one chance. [14:13] Sano     It's a last resort, and it's kinda taboo, but... SIGN    Entry Gate [14:18] All     What?! [14:20] Tamao     S-Seimei has a power like that? [14:24] Sano     Yeah. That's the kind of person he is. [14:27] Sano     If he uses that, he might just     be able to get through this. [14:31] Nyuudou     But the way this is going,     we'll be in trouble, too. [14:35] Kurahashi     And there's no guarantee this will work. [14:38] Tamao     I-I'm gonna do it! [14:42] Tamao     It's true that Seimei is a failure, a crybaby, [14:45] Tamao     and a servile pervert who'll immediately     throw away his principles and positions [14:48] Tamao     for the sake of his desires... [14:50] Tamao     But still, he kindly helped     me with my studies! [14:53] Tamao     I want to repay him! [14:56] Nyuudou     I'm not sure if helping you study makes up     for the number of flaws you just named. [15:01] Nyuudou     Ugh, damn it! [15:02] Nyuudou     Our luck ran out as soon as     we ended up in his class! [15:05] Nyuudou     Everyone! Let's prepare the thing! [15:08] Mamekichi and Marshmallow     Yeah! [15:11] Fujihira     Seriously? [15:12] Hijita     Don't blame me for whatever happens! [15:18] Principal     Sano-kun? [15:25] Principal     You aren't going to make him use his     power to exorcise demons, are you? [15:32] Sano     Oh, I don't know... [15:36] Sano     Guess you'll just have to wait and see. [15:40] Hatanaka     Is he really going to use the     power to exorcise demons? [15:43] Principal     Who knows? I have no idea how     young folks think nowadays. [15:48] Principal     But I'd like for the teachers     to be on guard just in case. [16:02] Haruaki     Damn it! [16:04] Haruaki     There's no way I can make this jump. [16:07] Haruaki     I'm just gonna have to climb it. [16:10] Haruaki     I-I'm not giving up! SIGN    Haruaki's Emotional     Cheer Squad [16:13] Haruaki     That's the spirit! [16:15] Haruaki     A human can do anything     if he sets his mind to it! [16:19] Sano     Then let's have you do just that! [16:22] Students     Seimei! We've got your     favorite uniforms here! [16:30] Students     You've got this, Seimei! SIGN    Gyahaha [16:58] Student A     What the hell?! [17:00] Student B     Hey, Class 3! This isn't the school festival! [17:04] Tamao     Ren-Ren, I can feel my heart shattering. [17:07] Nyuudou     Kill your heart. Don't listen to that noise! [17:19] Student C     Oh? What's up with that human teacher? [18:14] Students     Seriously?! [18:16] Class 3     Seriously?! [18:18] Marshmallow     The human teacher, Abe-sensei, has     elegantly cleared the vaulting box! [18:24] Marshmallow     He's completely ignoring all the obstacles     and getting to the goal at incredible speed! [18:29] Marshmallow     Is this some kind of insane adrenaline rush?! [18:33] Shikajima     Wh-What's up with that teacher? [18:36] Male student A     Honestly, what's up with that whole class? [18:41] Miki     Man... He definitely pulled one over on us. [18:45] Principal     To think it'd come to this... [18:48] Principal     I almost feel stupid for     taking this seriously. [18:53] Principal     Honestly... [18:55] Principal     I really have no idea how     young folks think these days. [19:01] Marshmallow     Class 3 has completely turned the tables     and is catching up to first place! [19:07] Marshmallow     And now... [19:11] Marshmallow     Goal! [19:13] Marshmallow     Due to the last-ditch efforts     of the students of Class 3, [19:16] Marshmallow     they managed to turn the     tables and get first place! [19:21] Marshmallow     And now... rapid-fire pictures! [19:32] Nyuudou     H-Hey... [19:36] Haruaki     So happy! [19:37] Haruaki     I'm super happy. SIGN    Translation SIGN    I'm super happy SIGN    Note: [19:39] Nyuudou     This Japanese teacher just started     speaking in traditional Chinese! [19:47] Sano     Yeah, you're way too gross! [19:55] Haruaki     What have I been doing? [19:57] Sano     This dude is dangerous.     Let's call the police. [20:01] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun! [20:04] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun! You managed to get first place! [20:07] Haruaki     What? No way! [20:09] Nyuudou     More importantly, let's call an ambulance     so you can get your head checked. [20:13] Mamekichi     Looks like the other runners     have reached the goal, too. [20:16] Mamekichi     You should head back, Seimei-kun! [20:18] Sano     Even if you got first place, [20:20] Sano     things might change depending on     where the other classes placed. [20:23] Sano     It's too early to celebrate. [20:25] Haruaki     Oh, right! [20:26] Haruaki     Then the results are... [20:29] Sign     m 0 0 l 200 0 200 615 0 615 SIGN    2nd-Year Class Score Totals     Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay | Total SIGN    One || 30 | 140 | 40 |     Two || 50 | 140 | 20 |     Three || 60 | 100 | |     Four || 20 | 90 | |     Five || 40 | 100 | |     Six || 10 | 100 | | [20:36] Haruaki     So... [20:38] Haruaki     In the end... SIGN    Time to     Reflect [20:41] Haruaki     I really did end up in a red loincloth... [20:45] Haruaki     I'm so sad. [20:46] Nyuudou     Shut up, you pervy teacher. [20:48] Hijita     Ever since that incident,     there's a rumor going around [20:52] Hijita     saying that the principal put     all the perverts in our class! [20:55] Sano     So why are you doing this punishment? [20:58] Sano     I heard that Nezumi-sensei came in last and     got a piece of cheese taken from his pay. [21:03] Nezumi-sensei     M-My cheese... [21:05] Tamao     Nezumi-sensei gets paid in cheese? [21:10] Haruaki     Well, a lot of the parents put in     complaints saying I was gross... [21:16] Haruaki     So I ended up taking this punishment. [21:19] Haruaki     I'm so sad. [21:20] Nyuudou     But now you're even grosser after accepting     the punishment for being called gross. [21:26] Haruaki     Hey, don't say that! [21:29] Haruaki     Call me charming instead! [21:33] Nyuudou     Like hell I will! [21:34] Hijita     Now, now. [21:35] Hijita     More importantly, let's all go get     yakiniku to cheer ourselves up! [21:41] Haruaki     Wait, I'm not paying for that, am I? [21:44] Hijita     Pretty sure the teacher pays for     his students at times like this. [21:47] Yanagida     Yay! [21:47] Mamekichi     Yahoo! Let's go already! [21:51] Haruaki     Unbelievable... [21:53] Haruaki     I managed to not get my pay docked,     but my pay's going down anyway. [21:56] Haruaki     I'm so sad. [21:58] Haruaki     Hey, can I at least put some clothes on? [22:01] Hijita     Nope, you can't. SIGN    Winners [22:02] Hijita     I'll take pictures and distribute them. [22:03] Haruaki     Please don't. We seriously     won't be able to air this. 8 - Amaaki, Momoyama-san, and the Nudity Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sano     Whoa... [00:02] Fujihira     That's a lot of presents. [00:05] Mamekichi     Well, it's almost Sano-kun's birthday. [00:08] Kurahashi     Gonna be tough to return all those favors... [00:11] Haruaki     What are you doing, Momoyama-san? [00:16] Haruaki     Aw... You don't have to act like     you just ran into a groper... [00:23] Mamekichi     Is someone there? [00:26] Mamekichi     Huh? [00:27] Mamekichi     I guess not. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    Class 2-3 [02:02] Tamao     Safe! [02:03] Mamekichi     Oh, Akisame-kun. Did you oversleep? SIGN    Episode 8     "Amaaki, Momoyama-san,     and the Nudity Festival" [02:06] Tamao     Gulp. No way! SIGN    Bad SIGN    Bad [02:08] Tamao     Uh... There was a cat getting     mugged, so I saved it! [02:12] Nyuudou     Uh-huh... Good job. [02:14] Tamao     Hey, you don't believe me... [02:16] Amaaki     Hey! Didn't you hear the bell? [02:20] Amaaki     Hurry up and get to your seats. [02:23] Nyuudou     S-Seimei? [02:24] Tamao     What's wrong? You're in a bad     mood. Not enough uniforms? [02:28] Mamekichi     What are you doing, Doppel? [02:31] Tamao     What? Is that Seimei's doppelganger? [02:38] Amaaki     Hey, what are you... [02:39] Sano     Come with me. Zashiki and Hijita, too. [02:45] Sano     So, why did you come all the     way to the island, Doppel? [02:50] Amaaki     Y'all are gonna call me Doppel, too? [02:53] Small Old Man     This person is actually Haruaki's     older twin brother, Amaaki Abe. [02:57] Mamekichi     You're probably just worried     about Seimei-kun again. [03:01] Mamekichi     You really are hopelessly     obsessed with your brother. [03:03] Hijita     So you decided to disguise yourself     as Seimei and check out the school? [03:07] Hijita     What's Seimei even doing? [03:08] Amaaki     Haru's got nothin' to do with this. [03:10] Amaaki     I sealed him away in the bathroom     with a uniform just a minute ago. [03:14] Haruaki     Wah, I can't get out! [03:17] Haruaki     Oh, hey. A uniform. [03:18] Haruaki     Woohoo! Lucky me! [03:19] Sano     I guess we can forget about him. [03:21] Sano     He'll survive as long as he     has uniforms and water. [03:24] Sano     So you didn't listen to a word I said last time? [03:27] Amaaki     Th-That's not true! [03:28] Amaaki     It's just, you're the only     students of Haru's that I know. [03:31] Amaaki     I came to see if Haru's actually doing     a good job as a teacher or not. [03:36] Amaaki     So please! [03:37] Amaaki     Just for today! Help me     pretend that I'm Haru! [03:42] Marshmallow     Eyes up front. [03:44] Sano     So yeah, apparently Seimei     got amnesia because reasons. [03:49] Yanagida     What? The same Seimei-sensei     who randomly combusts [03:52] Yanagida     and comes back like nothing happened? [03:54] Nyuudou     Okay, but why's the amnesia causing     his personality to change, too? [03:57] Sano     S-So the way he talks and his     personality changed because reasons. [04:02] Nyuudou     "Because reasons" works     for everything, I guess. [04:04] Yanagida     Then again, this is Seimei-sensei,     so "because reasons" actually fits. [04:08] Amaaki     What's going on with my brother? [04:11] Kuniko     I'm so sorry I'm late! [04:12] Kuniko     I was saving a cat that was getting mugged. [04:16] Nyuudou     That must've been rough, Utagawa-san. [04:18] Tamao     What the heck? You didn't believe my lie! [04:21] Nyuudou     You just admitted to lying. [04:22] Tamao     Crap! [04:23] Amaaki     Okay, I get it. Just get to your seat. [04:30] Nyuudou     Utagawa-san, your skeleton's showing. [04:32] Utagawa     Oh, no! It must be because     I'm so tired from running. [04:36] Utagawa     Oh, no! Seimei-sensei just collapsed! [04:39] Sano     Oh, right. He can't handle youkai... [04:43] Amaaki     I-I'm fine... I just got a little     dizzy from my amnesia... [04:49] Amaaki     Anyway, let's start class. [04:51] Tamao     Forget class. Let's figure out     how to get your memory back. [04:55] Futakuchi-Onna     In that case, I've got a good idea. [04:57] Futakuchi-Onna     Hang on to your knickers, you little brats! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [05:01] Small Old Man     Futakuchi-onna is a youkai that has     another mouth on the back of her head. [05:04] Small Old Man     Apparently, she can move     her hair like hands, too. [05:09] Futakuchi-Onna     Hey, Shepherd's Purse! [05:10] Futakuchi-Onna     I brought my winter uniform     from my dorm just for you! [05:14] Futakuchi-Onna     I'm sure seeing this will jog your memory! [05:16] Amaaki     Uh-huh.... [05:18] Momoyama     S-Seimei-sensei... [05:21] Kuniko     ...didn't react... [05:22] Nyuudou     ...to the uniform! [05:23] Tamao     S-Seimei... Say it ain't so... [05:26] Nyuudou     Maybe we should get him to     the hospital, like right now. [05:28] Kurahashi     More importantly, this might be     a foretelling of a cataclysm... [05:31] Nyuudou     It's not funny when a literal     misfortune-predicting kudan says that. [05:35] Mujina     But that means a cataclysm     really might happen! SIGN    And then... [05:38] Marshmallow     And then... [05:40] Sano     Damn it, seriously... [05:42] Sano     At least try to act a little like Seimei. [05:44] Amaaki     S-Sorry. I don't have any     interest in uniforms. [05:49] Yanagida     Heya, are you all enjoying a piss together? [05:52] Hijita     Gah! Yanagida! [05:53] Amaaki     That cloth is talking! [05:55] Hijita     So what do you want? [05:56] Hijita     It better be anything other     than "I made medicine." [05:59] Yanagida     I made medicine. [06:00] Hijita     Yup. Leave. [06:01] Yanagida     Since our teacher's suffering from amnesia,     I made it in the chemistry club. [06:05] Amaaki     The chemistry club? [06:06] Amaaki     But your whole being is so unscientific.. [06:09] Yanagida     We live in an age where even youkai     use their phones to access social media. SIGN    There have been     multiple cases     of youkai getting     flushed down the     toilet lately. [06:12] Yanagida     I may look unscientific, but I'm going     to continue to study science... [06:17] Yanagida     and become the first youkai in the     world to win the Nobel Prize. SIGN    There have been     multiple cases     of youkai getting     flushed down the     toilet lately. [06:25] Sano     Anyway, Doppel, have you gotten     any more used to youkai? [06:28] Amaaki     I'm fine when they're in human forms, but... [06:32] Hijita     What's that? [06:33] Koizumi     Ow... [06:35] Small Old man     Rokurokubi. [06:36] Small Old man     A youkai with a really long neck. [06:38] Small Old man     Must be convenient being able     to see the top of the fridge. [06:40] Mamekichi     Koizumi-san, what happened? [06:43] Koizumi     I lost my footing on the stairs. [06:45] Koizumi     I think I sprained my ankle. [06:48] Amaaki     Pardon me. [06:49] Koizumi     What are you doing, you pervert of a teacher?! [06:53] Amaaki     What do you mean? [06:54] Amaaki     I'm takin' you to the nurse's office. [06:57] Amaaki     That's the least your teacher can do, right? [07:01] Sano     Yeah, they're definitely twins,     at least in that regard... [07:07] Koizumi     Wh-Why are you acting so     cool all of a sudden? [07:10] Amaaki     Crap... I picked up a     youkai without thinking. [07:14] Amaaki     Calm down. [07:15] Amaaki     This girl just has a neck that's     a tad longer than usual, that's all. [07:19] Amaaki     It's okay! She's not scar— [07:21] Amaaki     I can't. [07:23] Hijita     Damn it. Now we've got one more     to take to the nurse's office. [07:29] Amaaki     Huh? Where am I? [07:31] Sano     You fainted again. [07:35] Tamao     You scared me so much! [07:38] Amaaki     What? You're actually worried about me? [07:41] Tamao     Of course I am! [07:42] Yanagida     This time, I definitely made a     medicine that cures amnesia! [07:45] Nyuudou     You fainted? You okay? [07:48] Hikari     More importantly... [07:49] Hayashi     We brought you some adult picture     books that are uniform-themed. [07:52] Hatanaka     You can't read those for another ten years. [07:54] Miki     Well, well. You look fine. [07:56] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun, I brought you a mandragora     with a flower on its head to cheer you up. [08:08] Amaaki     I'll just go now. [08:10] Amaaki     Keep this a secret from Haru. [08:13] Sano     All right. [08:17] Hijita     I guess you knew that Doppel     would be satisfied with this. [08:21] Sano     What? I have no idea what     you're talking about. [08:27] Haruaki     Sano-kun! [08:29] Haruaki     Hup! Hup! [08:31] Sano     Don't come any closer to me... [08:33] Sano     looking like that! [08:35] Haruaki     That's no fair! [08:37] Mandragora     Fly away! [08:41] Haruaki     What did I do wrong? [08:47] Haruaki     Oh, Momoyama-san. I'm sorry for     startling you this morning. [08:51] Futakuchi-Onna     It's okay. [08:52] Futakuchi-onna     Shut up, you perverted dick-for-brains! [08:54] Futakuchi-onna     Get away from me! [08:56] Haruaki     I-It's okay! I'm not worried about that! [08:58] Haruaki     I mean, I'm a masochist. [09:00] Haruaki     Were you trying to give someone     a present this morning? [09:06] Futakuchi-onna     Th-That's none of your damn business,     you shepherd's purse jerk! [09:10] Haruaki     Please don't insult me with something     that needs a visual reference. [09:14] Haruaki     Let's see... [09:15] Haruaki     So you want to thank Sano-kun     for helping you out [09:19] Haruaki     after Hijita-kun barfed on     you during the sports day? [09:22] Futakuchi-onna     Wow, I'm surprised you figured all     that out, you useless teacher. [09:27] (Flashback) Sano     You okay? [09:28] (Flashback) Sano     Wipe yourself off with this. [09:33] Haruaki     So that's what happened.     Sano-kun's the best. [09:37] Haruaki     Come to think of it, Sano-kun's birthday     is coming up, so this is perfect. [09:42] Haruaki     But you're not sure if you     can actually give it to him? [09:45] Haruaki     I see. I guess it can     be a bit nerve-racking. [09:48] Yanagida     I heard everything. [09:51] Haruaki     Yanagida-kun! [09:52] Yanagida     Oh, you! Were you that lonely without me? [09:56] Yanagida     Ta-da! This time, I made some perfume. [10:00] Yanagida     Now you can feel even     more girly and confident! [10:04] Haruaki     Ah, so you can actually make useful things. [10:07] Yanagida     I figured I'd get the patent on     this eventually and make bank. [10:11] Haruaki     But it smells kinda weird. [10:14] Haruaki     Like the smell of a human-faced     fish when it's in a bad mood. [10:16] Yanagida     Really? Maybe I shouldn't have added     the feces and urine from a kappa. [10:21] Yanagida     I mean, I don't have a nose,     so I can't smell anything. [10:24] Haruaki     Then why'd you think of making a perfume?! [10:26] Hijita     Oh, hey, Seimei. [10:28] Hijita     What're you up to? Guiding students again? [10:37] Hijita     Momoyama-san! You're so friggin' cute! [10:40] Hijita     I love you. [10:41] Futakuchi-onna     Why are you suddenly asking     me out, puke-for-brains?! [10:44] Hijita     Do you not like guys who puke on you? [10:45] Futakuchi-onna     Pretty sure the answer is no! [10:48] Hijita     Even so, I love you! I really love you! [10:51] Nyuudou     H-Hey! What the hell'd you do to Hijita? [10:53] Mob     Momoyama-san! [10:55] Nyuudou     Uh, I guess it's not just Hijita. [10:58] Nyuudou     Anyway, run! [10:59] Hijita     Momoyama-san! [11:02] Nyuudou     All the guys in school are after     Momoyama-san! What's going on? [11:06] Yanagida     Maybe that perfume had something     in it that charms male youkai. [11:11] Haruaki     You see... stuff happened. SIGN    Stuff Happened SIGN     Use this phrase      when you want to     shorten explanations. [11:14] Small Old Man     "Stuff happened." Use this phrase when     you want to shorten explanations. [11:18] Small Old Man     They even use this method in the Manyoushuu. [11:21] Nyuudou     I see. Hey, you piece of cloth. [11:23] Nyuudou     I'm gonna turn you into a curtain later. [11:25] Nyuudou     I get that it doesn't work on me or     Yanagida since we don't have noses, [11:28] Nyuudou     but why doesn't it work on Seimei? [11:29] Yanagida     It's basically like youkai pheromones, so     maybe it doesn't work if you're not a youkai. [11:34] Futakuchi-onna     This ain't no time for your stupid     analysis! We're at a dead end! [11:40] Nyuudou     Th-This is really bad. [11:43] Haruaki     Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do? [11:44] Haruaki     Someone... [11:46] Haruaki     S-S-S-S-Sano-kun! [11:49] Haruaki     Save us! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [12:00] Amaaki     I'm glad I got to come here today. [12:03] Amaaki     Just like that yakubyougami     said, Haru's a good teacher. SIGN    Welcome to     Hyakki Academy Island! [12:07] Amaaki     But I guess no one's gonna see me off! [12:16] Sano     Out of the way. [12:18] Haruaki     Sano-kun! [12:20] Sano     What the hell's going on? [12:22] Nyuudou     Well, stuff happened. [12:26] Sano     Maybe it's time to turn you into a pennant. SIGN    Hyakki Academy [12:28] Small old man     Pennant. [12:30] Small old man     A kind of flag that's thin and long. [12:31] Nyuudou     How are you okay, though? [12:33] Futakuchi-onna     Hey! Those guys are gettin' back up again! [12:36] Haruaki     They're basically zombies! [12:37] Nyuudou     Sano, can you stop these     guys with your youkai magic? [12:41] Sano     I'll give it a try. [12:47] Nyuudou     Sorry, I had a feeling this might happen. [12:49] Yanagida     Yeah, the visuals are getting     even more dangerous. [12:51] Nyuudou     Our school's finally just     filled with pervs now. [12:54] Haruaki     Anyway, let's just run for now! [12:58] Sano     Hey, you pennant! Can't you     do something about this? [13:00] Yanagida     Hmm... Maybe you can just wash     off the scent of the perfume? [13:05] Nyuudou     Are there any shower rooms in this school? [13:07] Yanagida     Well, there's a pool. [13:08] Nyuudou     It's too far away, plus it got destroyed. [13:11] Haruaki     A pool... I know! [13:13] Haruaki     Noriko, Kazuo, Marshmallow! [13:15] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow     You called? [13:16] Haruaki     Time for formation N! [13:18] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow     Roger! [13:19] Haruaki     Now we just have to wait until it's ready. [13:21] Sano     Hey, what are you... [13:23] Haruaki     Everyone! Over here! [13:26] Haruaki     Not those losers, too! [13:28] Hijita     There they are! Get her! [13:30] Sano     Now they're on their way. [13:31] Yanagida     Up above! [13:32] Nyuudou     Seimei, now we're surrounded     because we came here! [13:36] Haruaki     This is fine. [13:37] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [13:40] Mandragoras     One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two! [13:42] Marshmallow     We brought the master! [13:44] Master     Hey, it's been a while. [13:46] Haruaki     Sano-kun! I think you might be able to     take Momoyama-san and dive in from here! [13:50] Sano     Seriously? Okay, fine. [13:57] Sano     Hold on tight, Momoyama-san. [14:12] Miki     Huh? [14:13] Hatanaka     What... [14:14] Hijita     ...are we doing? [14:16] Hijita     Eek! [14:17] Nyuudou     All right! [14:19] Haruaki     Sano-kun! It looks like     everyone's back to normal! [14:22] Haruaki     You okay over there? [14:30] Mandragoras     Bye, now. [14:31] Mandragoras     One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. [14:35] Sano     You okay? That must've been rough. [14:37] Sano     Well, bye. [14:38] Kuchisake-onna     Hey! [14:39] Kuchisake-onna     Sano, you— [14:42] Momoyama     S-Sano-kun... [14:45] Momoyama     Th-Thank you for lending me your     handkerchief on sports day. [14:51] Momoyama     Here, I bought you a new handker... [14:56] Momoyama     It's friggin' soaked. [14:59] Sano     A tanuki design. [15:00] Momoyama     Oh, um, yeah. [15:02] Momoyama     I thought you might like this one. [15:05] Momoyama     But it's all wet now, so I'll get you another... [15:07] Sano     It's fine. [15:08] Sano     Hand it over. [15:11] Sano     I was just thinking about     buying a new handkerchief. [15:14] Sano     Thanks. I'll happily use this one. [15:19] Momoyama     Those... are definitely panties. [15:22] Momoyama     Actually, when I bought this, [15:24] Momoyama     the handkerchief section was right     next to the lingerie section... [15:28] Momoyama     And I accidentally bought panties... [15:33] Futakuchi-onna     Congrats, Sano! [15:35] Futakuchi-onna     A girl just gave you panties! [15:37] Tamao     H-Hey! Guys from Class 2-3! [15:42] Tamao     Sano just got panties from a girl! [15:45] All     What?! [15:46] Hijita     No way! [15:47] Hijita     For science, how does one manage     to get a girl to give him panties?! [15:51] Hikari     Let's hurry up and make some     red-bean rice and throw it at Sano! [15:55] Hijita     Men, let us rejoice! [16:00] Men     Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! [16:01] Momoyama     S-Sano-kun... I'm so sorry... [16:04] Men     And wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! [16:05] Sano     Momoyama-san, I can't accept this,     but I'll take your gratitude. [16:08] Men     Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! [16:11] Sano     Thanks. [16:12] Hijita     Today is Sano's panty anniversary! [16:16] Hijita     Congrats, Sano-kun! [16:18] Sano     So anyway... I'm gonna go kill those guys. [16:23] Sano     Just you wait, you bastards! [16:26] Momoyama     Sano-kun really is kind... [16:30] Mandragora     I wuv you. [16:35] Hijita     Going to the public bath is a pain. [16:38] Mamekichi     We don't have a choice. [16:40] Mamekichi     We can't use the baths at the dorms     'cause the water suddenly got shut off. SIGN    Men SIGN    Women [16:44] Beniko     Hey, is that the bathhouse? [16:48] Kuniko     Oh, Beniko-chan's here. [16:50] Akibe     Come on in. [16:52] Akibe     Momoyama has something she wanted     to ask you, Zashiki-chan. SIGN    Akibe-san     the korpokkur [16:59] Beniko     What? [17:00] Momoyama     Whisper, whisper. [17:01] Beniko     Huh? You wanna know Sano's type? [17:04] Futakuchi-onna     You just killed the point of her whispering. [17:07] Beniko     Well, I don't give a rat's     ass about Sano's love life. [17:10] Marilyn     Sano-kun has a handsome face,     but he's a bit childish. [17:15] Daisy     Yeah. That'd make going out     with him a little rough. SIGN    Karakasa Obake     Daisy SIGN    Asaoke no ke     Marilyn [17:21] Beniko     Speaking of love lives, Utagawa-san, [17:23] Beniko     I heard you turned down a hot     guy from the class next door. [17:26] Kuniko     How do you know that?! [17:28] Kuniko     I mean, I'm not ready for romance.     I'm too busy with my studies! [17:32] Beniko     Oh, please. You're gonna tell me     it's not because you like Nyuudou? [17:35] Kuniko     B-B-B-Beniko-chan! [17:37] Akibe     Really, Utagawa? [17:39] Marilyn     No way! Why Nyuudou of all people? [17:41] Beniko     You mean the other girls had no idea? [17:44] Kuniko     Th-That's not true! Oh,     come on, Beniko-chan! Jeez! [17:50] Koizumi     Romance, huh? [17:52] Koizumi     I guess he was sorta cool today. [17:58] Koizumi     No, wait, no! Not a chance! [18:01] Haruaki     Hey! Guys of Class 3! Your teacher's here! [18:04] Guys     Oh, God! He's here! [18:06] Haruaki     Hey! Don't make it sound like     you just saw a cockroach! [18:08] Beniko     Oh, Seimei's here. [18:11] Sano     I thought you were gonna use     the faculty dorm's bath. [18:13] Haruaki     Well, I wanted to get in     the bath with all of you. [18:16] Haruaki     Let's get to know each other better! [18:18] Beniko     Just watch. That's gonna piss Sano off. [18:21] Sano     You're so friggin' creepy! [18:23] Haruaki     A neckbreaker! I'mma die... [18:25] Beniko     See? [18:26] Koizumi     Yeah... he's definitely out     of the question. For sure. [18:30] Beniko     Man, I hope the guys have something raunchy. [18:34] Renjou     Zashiki-san! That's quite lewd! SIGN    Jorougumo     Renjou-san SIGN    Men [18:42] Haruaki     Hijita-kun, so that's what you     look like without your eye patch. [18:45] Hijita     More importantly, I've been thinking... [18:50] Hijita     Seimei! Dude, you're huge! [18:53] Hijita     You're way bigger than me! [18:55] Haruaki     Right? I wonder if it's because I'm tall. [18:56] Kuniko     S-Stop! [18:59] Koizumi     Wait, their height makes a difference?! [19:00] Renjou     Excuse me, boys! That's quite indecen— [19:02] Marilyn     Just shut up, you idiot! [19:04] Mamekichi     Oh, he's right. Seimei-kun, you are big. [19:08] Mamekichi     I'm super tiny, so I'm jealous. [19:11] Haruaki     You're fine as you are, Maizuka-kun. [19:13] Haruaki     If you were just big down there,     you'd be like an elephant. [19:19] Kuniko     What's the matter, Beniko-chan? [19:22] Beniko     Oh, just... [19:24] Beniko     wondering if I could get a peek. [19:26] Beniko     Up we go. [19:27] Kuniko     B-Beniko-chan?! [19:28] Beniko     What? Guys aren't the only     ones that get to peek. [19:32] Beniko     What are you doing, Momoyama-san? [19:34] Momoyama     Rawr, rawr! [19:35] Beniko     What? I'm not allowed to see Sano-kun naked? [19:39] Hijita     On the other hand, Sano's not very big. [19:42] Sano     Shut the hell up! [19:44] Momoyama     Oho... [19:47] Futakuchi-onna     I'm next, four-eyes. [19:49] Beniko     Hey, you're not so bad. [19:51] Kuniko     Now they're colluding! [19:53] Kuniko     Hey! Someone stop those two— [19:55] Daisy     Hey, grow your damn neck already. [19:57] Marilyn     What's your neck even     for if you don't use it? [20:00] Kuniko     That's it! Everyone! [20:02] Kuniko     That's... enough! SIGN    Ma SIGN    n SIGN    d SIGN    ra SIGN    go SIGN    ra SIGN    Sano SIGN    Hijitaa SIGN    Haruaki SIGN    Omame SIGN    Tamao SIGN    O SIGN    gata SIGN    Mujina [20:12] Nyuudou     U-Utagawa-san... Is something the matter? [20:15] Kuniko     Oh, no! I turned into a skeleton! [20:17] Kuniko     Y-You've got the wrong idea! [20:19] Kuniko     There was a mouse, and it startled me! [20:21] Kuniko     I'm so sorry! I didn't see     anything! I really didn't! [20:27] Beniko     That's hot! [20:28] Kuniko     Dang it! I saw everything! [20:30] Futakuchi-onna     So you did see! I'm jealous. [20:33] Kuniko     N-No! I didn't see anything! [20:35] Futakuchi-onna     Lies! You actually saw. [20:37] Futakuchi-onna     You saw the Garden of Eden beyond the wall! [20:43] Kuniko     Okay, fine! I did! I saw! [20:46] Kuniko     I wouldn't call it the Garden     of Eden, though... It was more... [20:48] Kuniko     like a safari park! [20:51] Nyuudou     Utagawa-san, what are you even saying? [20:55] Beniko     So is it true that Seimei's     huge and Sano's actually sma— [20:58] Kuniko     I didn't get that good of a look! [21:00] Kuniko     Besides, Nyuudou-kun's the     only one I care to see naked! [21:09] Beniko     Ladies, let us rejoice! [21:12] All     Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! [21:17] Mandragora     Time to party, wasshoi! [21:21] Kuniko     Ugh, I'll never be able to get married     if we keep talking about this. [21:30] Kuniko     Seimei-sensei? [21:32] Nyuudou     Utagawa-san... [21:33] Kuniko     Nyuudou-kun... I'm sorry about earlier. [21:35] Kuniko     I didn't see anything! [21:37] Nyuudou     S-Sorry. I believe that it     was some kind of mistake. [21:41] Kuniko     Huh? What's wrong, Nyuudou-kun? [21:44] Hijira     You're really going to ask that? [21:46] Hijira     We could hear everything     you girls were saying! [21:49] Hijira     About if you were gonna peek,     all the talk about big or small... SIGN    Fire [21:51] Tamao     Stay away, you beasts! [21:53] Fujihira     Oh, dear... That's how you were looking at us? [21:57] Kuniko     Wait, no... [21:58] Tamao     Now, let's go, everyone. [22:00] Kuniko     No, wait... [22:03] Momoyama     Sano-kun... [22:05] Kuniko     You've got the wrong idea! 9 - Save Me, Seimei-kun! The Case of the Animal Youkai Abductions!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Hatanaka     My afternoon lesson is with Class 3. [00:08] Hatanaka     A crow feather? [00:10] Hatanaka     That's a bit ominous. [00:12] Tengu     Izuna Hatanaka-kun. [00:17] Announcer     Concerning the string of animal youkai     abductions the past few days... SIGN    Faculty Room [00:21] Announcer     Right now, we have some of     the animal youkai victims [00:24] Announcer     who were hit yesterday here at     Takahashi Animal Youkai Clinic. SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island SIGN    Takahashi Animal     Youkai Clinic SIGN    Closed     Today SIGN    Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions [00:27] Announcer     The culprit kidnaps the animal youkai, [00:30] Announcer     shaves them, [00:31] Announcer     and then returns them to     where they were taken. SIGN    Feels a lot     cooler now [00:35] Announcer     There have already been twelve     reported cases just this month. [00:41] Haruaki     Man, I guess there are a lot     of bad youkai out there. [00:44] Miki     Of course. It's a rotten world out there. [00:47] Haruaki     Kinda like how you're always seducing women. [00:50] Miki     The hell I am! Just who do you think I am? [00:55] Miki     I've never even dated anyone. [00:57] Haruaki     What?! [00:59] Haruaki     You're just like me even with     a face like that? No way! [01:02] Miki     I'm purposely not seeing anyone! Anyway... [01:06] Miki     If some bad youkai attacks me, protect     me with your demon-exorcising power. [01:11] Haruaki     Sano-kun's way stronger than me.     You should ask him. [01:18] Sano     What kind of teacher needs     their student to protect them? [01:22] Sano     Hey, have you seen Mame? [01:24] Sano     I can't find him anywhere. [01:26] Haruaki     What?! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! [02:58] Haruaki     Maizuka-kun's missing? SIGN    Episode 9     "Save me, Seimei-kun!     The Case of the Animal     Youkai Abductions!!" [03:00] Sano     Yeah. [03:01] Miki     But... [03:02] Miki     Doesn't Class 3 have a lesson     with Hatanaka-kun right now? [03:06] Small Old Man     I think Sano-kun's skipping. [03:08] Miki     You need to be in class! [03:10] Miki     That kamaitachi's terrifyin'     if you make him angry! [03:14] Nyuudou     Hatanaka never showed up. [03:16] Kuniko     We came to get him since     he hadn't shown up yet. [03:20] Miki     Hatanaka-kun headed there     over fifteen minutes ago... SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island SIGN    Takahashi Animal     Youkai Clinic SIGN    Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions [03:24] Announcer     At 2 PM, we will continue our coverage [03:28] Announcer     of the ongoing animal youkai     abductions and shavings. [03:32] Kuniko     By the way... I haven't seen     Tama-chan all afternoon, either... [03:37] Sano     Mame! [03:39] Sano     Mame! [03:40] Nyuudou     Hey, Sano! [03:41] Noriko     Seimei-kun! This is bad! [03:43] Noriko     Marshmallow said he saw Mame-chan     and the other animal youkai [03:46] Noriko     getting put into cages! [03:49] Noriko     Then they got taken into the forest. [03:52] Haruaki     Maybe it's more of those abductions     we keep hearing about on TV. [03:55] Haruaki     If we don't do something,     those guys are gonna get shaved! [03:59] Sano     Let's go after them! [04:00] Haruaki     Right! [04:01] Haruaki     Er, wait! That was the third floor! [04:05] Miki     You kids go call the police. [04:09] Hatanaka     ...zuka... Maizuka! Maizuka! SIGN    Maizuka-kun [04:16] Mamekichi     Oh, Hatanaka-sensei. SIGN    Hatanaka-sensei [04:18] Mamekichi     Sorry, I wasn't listening. [04:21] Hatanaka     Does it look like we're in class right now? SIGN    Akisame-kun [04:24] Tamao     I'm not sure what's going on, [04:25] Tamao     but all of us animal youkai     were put into cages. [04:28] Hatanaka     Who would do something like this? [04:31] Ranmaru     Oh, I see! [04:33] Ranmaru     You're that curious about us, huh? [04:36] Mamekichi     Who are you? SIGN    Lieutenant SIGN    Scribe [04:38] Bonmaru     Ta-da! [04:38] Ranmaru     We're the Karasu Tengu Troupe! [04:40] Bonmaru     Ta-da-da! [04:41] Ranmaru     We're a group of super-evil villains! [04:43] Ranmaru     Oh, and I'm the captain. [04:45] Mamekichi     What a lame group name. [04:50] Ranmaru     But I stayed up three nights     coming up with it... [04:52] Bonmaru     See? I told you it's too simple. [04:55] Tenmaru     That's enough talking. [04:59] Tamao     Seimei. [05:00] Mamekichi     Sano-kun! [05:00] Hatanaka     Miki! [05:02] Ranmaru     What?! But we haven't even     shaved any of them yet! [05:06] Ranmaru     Scribe! Set some traps! [05:09] Mamekichi     If you do anything to Seimei-kun and     the others, I'll never forgive you. [05:15] Ranmaru     We don't need your forgiveness.     We're evil, after all. [05:20] Marshmallow     I think they went in here. [05:23] Haruaki     I had no idea there was an     abandoned factory in the forest. [05:27] Sano     Totally seems like a hideout for villains. [05:30] Miki     Tch. It's even foggy all of a sudden. [05:33] Haruaki     Stay close, Noriko. [05:36] Haruaki     Sano-kun, stay close to Kazuo. [05:39] Haruaki     Marshmallow, you stay with Miki-sensei. [05:40] Marshmallow     Hup. [05:44] Miki     You're heavy! Don't sit on my head! [05:47] Marshmallow     How dare you?! I'm not heavy! [05:50] Marshmallow     I'm just a little marshmallowy! [05:53] Miki     Come on, Abe-sensei. [05:55] Miki     I ain't cut out to watch over this thing. [06:01] Miki     Huh? [06:02] Marshmallow     Even I got left behind because of you! [06:05] Marshmallow     Numbnuts! Womanizer! [06:07] Miki     Oh, damn it! Why does everyone     think I'm the womanizing type?! [06:13] Sexy Lady 1     Oh? [06:14] Sexy Lady 1     Look at this handsome fella. [06:17] Sexy Lady 2     Ooh, sleep with me! [06:20] Marshmallow     Huh? Why'd a buncha sexy ladies     show up in a place like this? [06:27] Marshmallow     Wait, are you scared of women? [06:31] Miki     N-No! I have five older sisters... [06:37] Marshmallow     Oh, I get it. You must've     been their errand boy. [06:40] Miki     Yup. I can handle them if they're younger, [06:43] Miki     but if they're older, they're scar— [06:45] Sexy Ladies     Hey, let's do something fun. [06:48] Marshmallow     But why'd the thing he's scared     of show up now of all times? [06:49] Miki     Stop... No... Wait, what are you touching?! [06:56] Sano     Did someone get caught? [06:59] Kazuo     That aside, it looks like we got really lost. [07:04] Sano     We didn't get lost. Those other     two useless idiots got lost. [07:13] Fake Haruaki     Sano-kun! [07:15] Fake Haruaki     Where have you been?! [07:16] Sano     Don't just show up out of     nowhere and latch on to me! [07:19] Sano     You creepo! [07:20] Fake Haruaki 2     Hey! Don't say that, Sano-kun! [07:25] Sano     Damn you, Seimei! [07:27] Sano     You can clone yourself?     I knew you weren't human! [07:30] Fake Haruaki 3     But I am human, Sano-kun. [07:33] Fake Haruaki 4     Ah, Sano-kun! [07:35] Fake Haruaki 5     Hey, there's Sano-kun. [07:36] Sano     Huh? No... wait... [07:37] Fake Haruakis     Yay, it's Sano-kun! [07:40] Fake Haruakis     Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun! SIGN    Sano-kun [07:45] Ranmaru     All right! We beat those     two strong-looking guys! [07:49] Ranmaru     Way to go, Scribe! [07:51] Bonmaru     Okay, the clippers are ready,     so let's get shaving. [07:56] Hatanaka     What are you going to do with     our fur after you shave it? [07:58] Bonmaru     We're gonna auction it off online. SIGN    YOUKAI! Auctions SIGN    What are you looking for? SIGN         Animal Youkai Fur 50g     Currently 5,000 yen SIGN    m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60 SIGN         Animal Youkai Fur 100g     Currently 9,000 yen SIGN    m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60 [08:01] Bonmaru     There are fanatics out there     who'll shell out for them. [08:03] Bonmaru     I mean, villains need money, too. [08:06] Mamekichi     What? Talk about a lame reason... [08:10] Tamao     Piss off! [08:11] Tamao     You're not gonna shave us just     so you can make some money! [08:15] Tamao     You creepy old guy with long hair! [08:16] Bonmaru     Oh? Which one of you just called me     a creepy old guy with long hair? [08:21] Tamao     It was this puny weasel, sir. [08:24] Hatanaka     You shitty little cat! [08:27] Bonmaru     It's fine. I love critters who     like throwing away their lives. [08:35] Ranmaru     The only one left is... [08:41] Haruaki     What do I do? I don't know where we are! [08:45] Noriko     I thought I heard the other two     scream. I hope they're okay... [08:50] Noriko     Wait, huh? [08:51] Noriko     I think I see a light over there. [08:55] Haruaki     Huh? A c-convenience store? [09:00] Haruaki     What's it doing here? [09:02] Haruaki     Th-Those are... [09:04] Haruaki     Middle schoolers hanging out     at the convenience store! [09:09] Haruaki     I'm so scared! I'm gonna get killed! SIGN    Principal SIGN    Cockroaches SIGN    Band of Burglars SIGN    Ghosts and Youkai [09:11] Small Old Man     Nothing scares Haruaki more [09:13] Small Old Man     than middle schoolers hanging     out at a convenience store. SIGN    Middle schoolers     hanging out at a     convenience store SIGN    The principal is here [09:17] Noriko     Anyway, Seimei-kun. [09:19] Noriko     As a teacher, you need to     tell them a thing or two. [09:22] Haruaki     Huh?! I can't! I'm scared! [09:24] Noriko     You dummy! [09:26] Noriko     Seimei-kun! You're not going to be     a wimpy failure forever, are you? [09:32] Noriko     You're a wonderful teacher who's     supposed to guide his students. [09:37] Noriko     If you run away now, how can     you ever stand before them? [09:41] Noriko     I know you can do it, Seimei-kun! [09:44] Haruaki     Noriko... [09:46] Haruaki     That's right. [09:47] Haruaki     I'm not the same guy who     was so scared of delinquents [09:49] Futon fairy     Blankie! [09:50] Haruaki     that I became the futon fairy! [09:52] Haruaki     I'm... [09:54] Haruaki     a teacher! [09:55] Haruaki     H-Hey, you two! [09:59] Haruaki     You're in the way sitting     there. You need to move! SIGN    Screeee [10:03] Students     You want a piece of us?! [10:07] Haruaki     Oh, no! [10:09] Haruaki     I was talking to [10:11] Haruaki     this small, nameless ladybug     that's in front of you. [10:15] Noriko     I mean, we wouldn't have an issue     if a little lecture could actually [10:19] Noriko     change a personality that was     twenty-some years in the making. [10:22] Student 1     Hey, so what're you tryin'     to say, you ladybug bastard? [10:27] Haruaki     I-It's not good to hang out     in front of a store... [10:30] Students     What?! [10:31] Haruaki     It's bothering the other customers... [10:36] Haruaki     So you should stop! [10:38] Haruaki     So you should stop! [10:40] Haruaki     So you should stop! [10:49] Miki     No! Stop! [10:53] Ranmaru     I knew it. [10:56] Ranmaru     It's been a thousand years,     Seimei Abeno-kun. [11:00] Haruaki     Th-They turned into logs. [11:04] Noriko     I'm sure there was some youkai     magic cast on these logs. [11:07] Noriko     Whenever someone came nearby, [11:08] Noriko     they turned into the thing they're     most scared of, or something. [11:11] Haruaki     I see... [11:13] Tenmaru     You actually broke a Karasu     Tengu's youkai magic spell. [11:16] Tenmaru     What did you do? [11:19] Tenmaru     Just who are you? SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [11:33] Tenmaru     So... [11:35] Tenmaru     What was that power you just used? [11:39] Haruaki     This kidnapper-looking guy just saw me. [11:41] Haruaki     I need to lie. [11:43] Haruaki     I-I'm an employee at this chemical lab. [11:48] Haruaki     What you just saw was... um... [11:51] Haruaki     something having to do with     chemistry or something. [11:56] Tenmaru     Oh, I see. You're from the chemical lab. [12:00] Haruaki     Okay, we're going to see if there's some     kind of chemical leak or something! [12:05] Tenmaru     That's interesting. I heard this place     is a former sweets factory. [12:09] Haruaki     What?! [12:11] Haruaki     We're sorry for lying! [12:12] Noriko     Yup. [12:14] Tenmaru     Actually, I'm lying. [12:16] Haruaki     He's a liar! [12:17] Tenmaru     You're a teacher from     Hyakki Academy, aren't you? [12:21] Tenmaru     I already knew that. [12:23] Haruaki     Then we're going to exercise     our right to remain silent now! [12:25] Noriko     Yup. [12:26] Tenmaru     Oh? [12:27] Haruaki     C-Come at me! E-Even if you     hit me, I won't say a word... [12:34] Haruaki     I'm sorry! Please don't hit me! [12:36] Ranmaru     Hey, Scribe! Don't be violent with the lad. [12:43] Tenmaru     Do you know him? [12:44] Ranmaru     I do! I never thought     I'd run into him here, though. [12:51] Ranmaru     I see that power of yours is as strong as ever... [12:56] Ranmaru     The power to exorcise demons. [13:06] Bonmaru     Damn it... Where'd they go?! [13:09] Bonmaru     Over there? [13:12] Tamao     Did he leave? [13:13] Mamekichi     Looks like it. [13:15] Tamao     We managed to find a chance to escape. [13:17] Hatanaka     Yeah. I forgot, but... [13:22] Tamao and Mamekichi     Hooray! [13:23] Hatanaka     I'm a kamaitachi, so I can cut     through cages pretty easily. [13:27] Mamekichi     You can be a bit spacey     sometimes, Hatanaka-sensei. [13:30] Tamao     It's good that we were able to escape, but... [13:33] Mamekichi     Looks like we got out a bit too late. [13:37] Tamao     Damn those other animals escaping before us! [13:41] Hatanaka     Such a cruel world. [13:42] Mamekichi     If they catch us now,     they're not just gonna shave us. [13:46] Mamekichi     They'll probably kill us and     throw us into a hotpot. [13:51] Tamao     What?! But I still have so much I wanna do! [13:54] Tamao     I don't wanna be a hotpot! [13:57] Hatanaka     I'm sure whatever you didn't     do wasn't that important. [14:01] Hatanaka     Come on, stop crying. [14:03] Mamekichi     The way you're trying to cheer him up, [14:06] Mamekichi     it's hard to believe you're a teacher... [14:08] Mandragora     The water's great. SIGN    Sulk... [14:09] Tamao     You see... I have a dream. [14:12] Tamao     I want Ren-Ren to find a     lovely girlfriend and be happy. [14:17] Mamekichi     Oh? You're suddenly trying     to be a goody two-shoes? SIGN    Beautiful [14:20] Tamao     And then, they'll eventually get married, SIGN    Beautiful [14:22] Tamao     and Ren-Ren will build a huge white house. [14:26] Tamao     Ren-Ren, the wonderful husband, his     beautiful wife, their adorable daughter... SIGN    Beautiful [14:31] Tamao     and me. [14:33] Hatanaka     This guy's trying to be a pet! [14:36] Hatanaka     You cretin! You're supposedly a nekomata! [14:39] Tamao     "Supposedly" nothing! I'm 100% a nekomata. [14:41] Hatanaka     Nope! I'm leaving that     "supposedly" label on you! SIGN    Supposedly SIGN    Beautiful [14:45] Tamao     Of course, since they're gonna feed     me, I'll be as adorable as possible! [14:49] Hatanaka     Never mind. You're just a plain ol' cat. [14:52] Mamekichi     Have you told Nyuudou-kun any of that? [14:55] Tamao     Nope. [14:56] Tamao     He'd probably get mad if I told him now, [14:58] Tamao     so I figured I'd tell him when he's     giddy over having a girlfriend. [15:01] Hatanaka     I guess you can be a bit calculating after all. [15:04] Tamao     Don't you wanna be a pet when Sano     gets married in the future, Mame? [15:09] Mamekichi     What? There's no way Sano-kun would     ever love anyone other than me. [15:13] Mamekichi     He won't get married. [15:15] Hatanaka     This is getting really dark... [15:18] Bonmaru     Caught you. [15:21] Mamekichi     Save me, Sano-kun! [15:24] Bonmaru     Sado-kun? [15:25] Mamekichi     It's Sano-kun! [15:26] Mamekichi     Sano-kun is nice, strong, cool,     handsome, and he loves me... [15:32] Mamekichi     And he's a huge sadist! [15:33] Sano     The hell... [15:35] Sano     do you think you're doing     to Mame, you dumbass?! [15:39] Hatanaka     Sano! Miki! [15:41] Miki     Heya. Still alive? [15:43] Marshmallow     Marshmallow... [15:44] Kazuo     ...and Kazuo are here, too. [15:48] Sano     Mame! [15:50] Mamekichi     Sano-kun! [15:54] Mamekichi     I was so scared, Sano-kun! [15:56] Mamekichi     That old guy said he was gonna     skin us and put us in a hotpot! [16:02] Sano     Okay, let's kill him. [16:03] Bonmaru     I-I didn't say any of that. [16:06] Bonmaru     I'm not going to be taken down... [16:09] Bonmaru     that easily! [16:14] Sano     He summoned a human-faced rock! [16:16] Miki     He didn't summon it! He used youkai magic to turn a stone into that! [16:21] Small Old Man     Karasu Tengu. [16:22] Small Old Man     Youkai that are said to be mountain gods. [16:25] Small Old Man     With their divine youkai magic, [16:27] Small Old Man     they can transform objects     and make people see illusions. [16:31] Bonmaru     Now, then... [16:33] Bonmaru     If you don't wanna die, hand them over! [16:36] Sano     Hell no! [16:36] Miki     Honestly, I want to hand them     over if that'll save me! [16:42] Sano     But what do we do now? [16:44] Sano     This is gonna be worse than     getting your fur shaved off! [16:47] Tamao     I mean... What do you want from a     yakubyougami that can only strip, [16:50] Tamao     an oni that only has a horn,     and three animals? [16:54] Miki     Oh, damn it! Fine! [16:57] Miki     I am an actual oni youkai, after all! [17:00] Rock     Blocked?! [17:02] Miki     I can at least stop it... [17:05] Marshmallow     Guys! I'll stall him! [17:08] Miki     You ain't doin' shit, Marshmallow! [17:11] Miki     If I only had sake, then I could turn     this rock into dust in a single blow! [17:15] Mamekichi     Even if you turned it into dust,     you'd be drunk, so you'd just run wild. [17:19] Tamao     That'd just be more enemies... [17:20] Bonmaru     You can act all cool stopping that thing, but... [17:23] Bonmaru     The number of human-faced rocks I can make... [17:26] Bonmaru     isn't just one. [17:32] Miki     No way... [17:35] Ranmaru     What?! [17:37] Ranmaru     You're not Seimei-kun?     You're his descendant? [17:41] Haruaki     I-I think so... [17:43] Ranmaru     Then I know! [17:44] Ranmaru     Haruaki-kun, you should join     the Karasu Tengu Troupe, too! [17:47] Haruaki     Wait, why? [17:48] Ranmaru     You should be using your powers for evil! [17:51] Ranmaru     And stop being a teacher for that nasty guy. [17:56] Principal     Oh? You wouldn't happen to be     talking about me, would you? [18:02] Principal     Honestly... [18:07] Haruaki     I was so scared, Principal! [18:11] Principal     Could you not poach my subordinates? [18:15] Ranmaru     But it's okay for you to kick them?! [18:17] Principal     And just how long are you going     to keep up your petty crimes? [18:22] Principal     It's about time to hang up the hat, isn't it? [18:26] Ranmaru     Nah, I'm good with being in this for life. [18:29] Ranmaru     Besides... [18:31] Ranmaru     You're the last person I want to     hear that from, considering [18:34] Ranmaru     how obsessed you are with Seimei. [18:38] Haruaki     Principal... [18:41] Bonmaru     All right... Are you ready to give up? [18:45] Bonmaru     You don't want to end up like him, do you? [18:48] Marshmallow     Rintarou... We sorta suck this episode. [18:52] Miki     I know, right? [18:56] Sano     In that case... [19:00] Sano     I'll just have to hope this works! [19:03] Mamekichi     Don't worry! You can do it, Sano-kun! [19:07] (Flashback) Haruaki     Don't worry, Sano-kun! [19:15] Bonmaru     What the... [19:21] Principal/Haruaki/Ranmaru/Tenmaru     Huh? [19:29] Principal     Why did it hit me, too? [19:32] Ranmaru     Wh-What is this? [19:34] Tenmaru     Lieutenant... [19:35] Bonmaru     Captain! Scribe! [19:39] Sano     I-I did it. [19:41] Mamekichi     That was amazing, Sano-kun! You beat     that something-or-other troupe! [19:45] Bonmaru     That's it! Forget skinning     those animals. Let's scram. [19:48] Tenmaru     I'll murder you later, Lieutenant. [19:51] Haruaki     Hey! They're running away! [19:52] Haruaki     Someone catch those guys! [19:59] Ranmaru     Where'd this mud puddle come from?! [20:01] Bonmaru     Damn it! I don't know what's going on,     but let's abandon the captain. [20:05] Tenmaru     Agreed. [20:07] Ranmaru     Save me! I can't swim! [20:09] Tenmaru     Why is there a mud puddle here? [20:12] Hijita     Heya! [20:15] Hijita     Looks like you've been taking     real good care of our buddies. [20:19] Haruaki     Everyone! [20:21] Tamao     Ren-Ren! [20:22] Nyuudou     Tama! You still fluffy? [20:24] Tamao     Yeah! I'm still fluffy. [20:27] Beniko     We called the authorities, too.     The police will be here soon. [20:33] Nyuudou     What the heck? [20:34] Hijita     He flung up my mud! [20:38] Beniko     Damn it! They got away! [20:40] Hijita     Search for them! They're     dead meat once we find them! [20:44] Bonmaru     What's with those guys? They seem     way more like villains than we do. SIGN    Youkai News SIGN    Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai     Find Fur Stash While Escaping! SIGN    Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai     Find Fur Stash While Escaping! [20:54] Tamao     Hey... [20:56] Tamao     Those guys didn't do anything!     Why are they in the paper?! [21:00] Mamekichi     Honestly, you've done the     least out of everyone this time. [21:03] Haruaki     Well, we were able to stop their     crimes, so I think we're even. [21:08] Tamao     Oh, we're definitely even. [21:10] Tamao     Lookie! I managed to swipe those mask and     glasses guys' wallets during all the chaos. [21:15] Small Old Man     Don't try this at home, kids. [21:18] Haruaki     I mean, I know they're thieves,     but you shouldn't steal from them. [21:21] Haruaki     One, two, three... 3,000 yen. [21:24] Tenmaru     Who's the thief here? [21:26] Haruaki     Whoa! You startled me! [21:28] Haruaki     Wait... Who are you? [21:30] Tenmaru     I'm from Class 1-3. I'm Tenmaru Karasuma. [21:34] Tenmaru     Nice hanging out with you yesterday. [21:36] Haruaki     You're a student here?!     Oh, that's why you knew me. [21:41] Tenmaru     We were utterly defeated yesterday.     We'll give up on the fur business. [21:49] Tenmaru     But if you guys aren't careful, [21:51] Tenmaru     the Karasu Tengu Troupe might     steal something from you, too. [21:56] Haruaki     Huh? Hey! That's my wallet! [21:59] Tenmaru     Well, we can just trade     for the other two wallets... [22:04] Tenmaru     Hey, there's only 80 yen in here! [22:07] Haruaki     Well, it's before payday. 10 - School Camp of Terror Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Haruaki     On an extremely hot summer day... [00:04] Haruaki     We're having a school camp on the beach. [00:06] Haruaki     We, the members of Class 2-3, are at a     camping site on the outskirts of the island. [00:10] Hatanaka     Hey. You don't have     too much time to relax. [00:15] Hatanaka     Your spookology exam begins after this. [00:18] Haruaki     Wait, isn't this supposed     to just be a school camp? [00:22] Sano     School? SIGN    No Trespassing [00:23] Hatanaka     This is the old Hyakki     Academy school building. [00:25] Hatanaka     The exam will take place here. [00:27] Hatanaka     Spookology is a class in which you'll     do practical training for spooking. [00:30] Hatanaka     You'll bring out your youkai powers     in various places and situations. [00:36] Hatanaka     You'll be staying here for the night. [00:39] All     What?! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! [02:15] Haruaki     It feels like some youkai     might jump out at any moment. SIGN    Fire [02:18] Nyuudou     Take a good look around you. [02:21] Nyuudou     For an old building,     it's actually not that dusty. SIGN    Episode 10     "School Camp of Terror" [02:24] Toubyou     It's probably because Class 2 used this     place for their school camp last week. [02:28] Mujina     Come to think of it, Class 2 seemed pretty     down in the dumps after their school camp. SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni [02:36] Nyuudou     Wow... So we're gonna     sleep in the classroom? [02:39] Haruaki     That's actually kinda exciting. [02:41] Hatanaka     Okay, I'll explain how this is all going to go. [02:44] Hatanaka     First, be aware that the only restroom     is at the other end of the courtyard. [02:49] Kuniko     Thank goodness! There's actually a bath! [02:53] Hijita     D-Don't go peeking this time. [02:55] Girls     We won't, fool! [03:01] Haruaki     Hey, let's have some boys'     talk before we go to bed! [03:04] Sano     Why are you trying to     mingle with the students? [03:06] Haruaki     Okay, let's start. Who has a girlfriend? [03:08] All     Silence... [03:11] Hijita     W-We're gonna get girlfriends this summer! [03:15] Hijita     Ain't that right, boys?! [03:16] All     Y-Yeah... [03:18] Haruaki     Ow! [03:19] Hatanaka     Why are you trying to talk     romance with the students? [03:22] Haruaki     I figured you'd show up eventually. [03:25] Haruaki     Okay, Hatanaka-sensei. Once we get back     to the room, let's talk about roma— [03:28] Hatanaka     Absolutely not. The rest of     you, hurry up and sleep! [03:31] Students     Aw... [03:32] Hatanaka     I hear bad kids who don't go to bed early     will get a goodnight kiss from Miki-sensei. [03:38] All     Goodnight! SIGN    Sleep [03:47] Tamao     Ren-Ren, Ren-Ren. [03:51] Tamao     Do you need to go to the bathroom, Ren-Ren? [03:54] Tamao     I don't mind going with you     if you need to go right now. [04:00] Nyuudou     How is a youkai too scared of     ghosts to go to the bathroom? [04:03] Tamao     Youkai and ghosts are different! [04:06] Tamao     I mean, those guys are dead. [04:07] Nyuudou     Alive or not, we're all     supposed to spook peop— [04:13] Renjou     Oh, my. What are two     gentlemen like yourselves [04:16] Renjou     doing out at this hour while     embracing each other? [04:19] Nyuudou     R-Renjou... What the heck are     you doing out here this late? [04:23] Renjou     Kuniko went to the bathroom     and hasn't come back. [04:27] Renjou     It's been over an hour. [04:29] Nyuudou     Utagawa-san? Well, now I'm worried. [04:32] Nyuudou     Let's go to the bathroom     and look for her, too. [04:34] Tamao     Right! Uh, Ren-Ren, don't leave my side, though. SIGN    Men Women [04:39] Tamao     Ren-Ren, are you there? [04:41] Nyuudou     I am. [04:42] Renjou     Kuniko? What about you? [04:45] Nyuudou     What is it? Did you find Utagawa-san? [04:48] Nyuudou     Renjou? [04:51] Nyuudou     Hey, Renjou! I'm coming in. [04:54] Nyuudou     Don't call me a perv when I go in. [04:57] Nyuudou     Hey, no hiding somewhere to jump-scare me. [05:02] Nyuudou     Wh-What... [05:04] Nyuudou     Renjou! Don't mess with me! [05:07] Nyuudou     Even I get scared at things like... SIGN    Caught you,     Nyuudou-kun [05:14] Tamao     Whew. Sorry to keep you waiting. [05:16] Tamao     You wouldn't believe this bathroom!     They actually had a litter box. [05:23] Tamao     R-Ren-Ren? Hello? [05:31] Tamao     What's that noise? [05:43] Small Old Man     This is the teachers' room. SIGN    Class 1-3 [05:47] Haruaki     Huh? What's going—Huh? Wha... [05:50] Haruaki     Akisame-kun?! [05:52] Tamao     Seimei! [05:55] Haruaki     What?! [05:56] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun and some other kids disappeared? [05:59] Sano     Seimei! [06:00] Haruaki     Sano-kun! You guys! [06:02] Small Old Man     Blah, blah, yada, yada. SIGN    Blah, blah     Yada, yada [06:04] Haruaki     What?! The students in our class keep     disappearing one after another?! [06:08] Fuji     Apparently, ten are already missing,     including Nyuudou and the others. [06:13] Hatanaka     Looks like you've finally caught on. [06:16] Hatanaka     I'm sure some of you have been     frightened, but don't worry. [06:20] Hatanaka     This is the spookology exam. [06:22] Hijita     This is the exam?! [06:25] Hatanaka     There are currently several Hyakki     Academy alumni in this building. [06:29] Hatanaka     They're doing various things to     spook all of you and capture you. [06:33] Tamao     Wh-What are we supposed to do? [06:36] Hatanaka     There is just one person who has     the key to the door leading outside. [06:40] Hatanaka     If even one of you can catch them, get the     key, and escape this building, you all pass. [06:46] Haruaki     Er... What should I be doing? [06:49] Hatanaka     Abe-sensei, you'll... well, you know. [06:52] Hatanaka     Since you're their teacher, make sure     you properly support your students. [06:56] Hijita     Hey! You're just trying to push him onto     us because he's in the way, aren't you?! [06:59] Toubyou     Seimei should be on the teachers' team! [07:01] Hatanaka     Shut up! No returns on defective items! [07:03] Kurahashi     Um... So what happens if everyone's     caught or we don't find the key? [07:09] Hatanaka     It's no big deal. [07:10] Hatanaka     You'll just have to spend the first half of     your summer vacation in remedial classes. [07:14] Hijita     B-But that's just so cruel... [07:17] Toubyou     Do you want us to die? [07:19] Hatanaka     Otherwise, you'll just have to use your     youkai magic and abilities to get away. [07:24] Hatanaka     Your time limit ends when the sun rises. [07:27] Hatanaka     All right. Let the final     exam on spookology begin! [07:34] Hijita     There's no point in us all staying here. SIGN    Rock [07:37] Hijita     Let's split up into groups of rock, paper,     scissors, and heart to look for the key. SIGN    Scissors SIGN    Paper SIGN    Heart [07:40] Mamekichi     Heart? SIGN    Heart [07:41] Hijita     Okay, let's go! [07:42] Hijita     Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! [07:45] Group 1     Rock! SIGN    Group 1 [07:45] Small old man     Those who threw rock are Group 1. SIGN    Group 1 [07:47] Group 2     Scissors! SIGN    Group 2 [07:47] Small old man     Scissors are Group 2. SIGN    Group 2 [07:49] Group 3     Paper! SIGN    Group 3 [07:49] Small Old Man     Paper are Group 3. SIGN    Group 3 SIGN    Group 4 [07:51] Small Old Man     And those who threw heart are Group 4. [07:51] Group 4     Heart! SIGN    Group 4 SIGN    2nd Floor [07:54] Sano     We, Group 4, will search this floor. [07:57] Fuji     Sounds good, thanks. [07:59] Sano     Hey, Fuji, you always dress like     a girl. Is that just a hobby? [08:03] Fuji     I just like crossdressing. [08:05] Ohaguro     Do you really have time for idle chatter? [08:09] Sano     What the heck is that?! [08:10] Haruaki     Um, uh, it's an ohaguro bettari.     A youkai with black teeth. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai     Dictionary [08:15] Tamao     Go to the damn dentist! [08:18] Ohaguro     Caught you—Huh? [08:21] Haruaki     I guess that's a yuki-onna for you. [08:23] Fuji     You can just stay there until morning. [08:26] Small old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [08:28] Small Old Man     Yuki-onna. Their breath is so     cold that it can freeze people. [08:32] Small Old Man     They'd make great air     conditioners in the summer. [08:34] Haruaki     Wouldn't Fuji-kun be a     yuki-otoko since he's a boy? [08:38] Fuji     You're thinking of a yeti, and that's a UMA. SIGN    1st Floor, Group 1 [08:42] Small old man     Meanwhile, Group 1 on the first floor was... SIGN    1st Floor, Group 1 [08:47] Toubyou     This is bad! This is bad! [08:48] Toubyou     The classroom skeleton, an anatomical     model, and Kinjirou Ninomiya [08:48] Skeleton; model; Ninomiya     One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two! [08:50] Toubyou     are chasing after us like     they're in a four-legged race! [08:53] All     This is terrifying! [08:54] Toubyou     Let's hide in that room! SIGN    Infirmary [08:58] Takahashi     Oh, welcome in. [09:00] Toubyou     Hey! It's the doctor that's     at our school sometimes! [09:03] Toubyou     Is it Yatsuhashi-sensei? [09:04] Takahashi     It's Takahashi-sensei. [09:06] Kurahashi     I-I guess you're an alumnus... [09:09] Takahashi     Though that was about a hundred years ago. [09:12] Takahashi     Also... [09:13] Takahashi     I'm not the only alumnus here. [09:16] Takahashi     Have you ever heard of a     youkai called yamanba? [09:19] Takahashi     They greet humans who wander into the     mountains with their beautiful faces... [09:23] Takahashi     and then eat them. They're terrifying youkai! [09:27] Takahashi     All right. Now that you can't get away,     it's time for your medical exams. SIGN    3rd Floor, Group 2 [09:36] Small Old Man     Meanwhile, Group 2 was in the art     room on the third floor, and... SIGN    3rd Floor, Group 2 SIGN    Art Room [09:41] Hatanaka     Kurahashi, Toubyou, Ogatarin,     and Ogoso have all fallen. [09:45] Hatanaka     Only eleven remain. [09:46] Mamekichi     We gotta find the key before     everyone gets caught! [09:49] Yanagida     Don't worry. [09:50] Yanagida     If all else fails, I'll use my medicine to     blow this place to smithereens and escape. [09:54] Doppel Yamazaki     Whoa there, that's not happening. [09:55] Yanagida     Wh-What the?! What just happened?! [09:58] Marilyn     Gah! Yanagida multiplied! [10:01] Doppel Yanagida     You stupid Fakegida! I'm not     some dumb rag like you! [10:04] Yanagida     You dumb Knockoffgida! [10:05] Yanagida     I don't look like a stupid loincloth, either! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [10:08] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [10:10] Small Old Man     Doppelgänger. [10:11] Small Old Man     Something bad will happen [10:12] Small Old Man     if you run into a doppelgänger     that looks just like you. [10:15] Yanagidas     You guys can tell, right? You know which     one of us is the Realgida, right?! [10:19] Yanagidas     Oh? Hey, why are you tying us both up?! [10:22] Mamekichi     We might as well blast     both of them off into space. SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Rocket Firework [10:25] Doppel Yanagida     No way! That's so mean! I'm the real one! [10:29] Yanagida     Good grief. Are you all that     jealous of my talents? [10:32] Mamekichi     You're the Lyingida! [10:33] Marilyn     The real Yanagida wouldn't     lose heart over this! [10:36] Doppel Yanagida     Say what?! [10:37] Mamekichi     He wouldn't lose heart,     reflect, or apologize! [10:40] Mamekichi     He's an absolute piece of shit to the core! [10:42] Mamekichi     That's who Yanagida is! [10:43] Yanagida     Aw, shucks. Flattery will get you nowhere. [10:45] Mamekichi     Anyway, let's burn the fake. [10:48] Yanagida     Okay, we'll use this special     medicine with the Yanagida label [10:51] Yanagida     to turn this doppel bastard into dust! [10:55] Yanagida     Hi-yah! [11:01] Mamekichi     We should've burned the real one first. SIGN    Group 2 is Out [11:05] Small Old Man     Group 2 is out. SIGN    Broadcast Room [11:08] Hijita     Huh? SIGN    3rd Floor, Group 3 [11:09] Small Old Man     This is Group 3 on the third floor. [11:12] Hijita     We can't get into the broadcast room. [11:14] Beniko     And here we were, trying to surprise     attack Hatanaka and the others. [11:18] Satou     I'm a nurikabe. [11:20] Hatanaka     You guys are way too obvious. [11:22] Hijita     I guess we'll just have     to properly look around. [11:25] Hijita     What's wrong? [11:26] Odawara     Out... Outside the window... [11:32] Odawara     It's the night parade of one hundred demons! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [11:44] Odawara     Th-The night parade of one     hundred demons is attacking! [11:47] Hijita     Run away! [11:48] Oboroguruma     You're not getting away. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [11:51] Small Old man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [11:53] Small Old man     Oboroguruma. An oxcart youkai. [11:59] Odawara     No! [12:01] Hijita     Odawara! Satsuki! [12:03] Hijita     Beniko! [12:10] Hijita     Beniko! [12:15] Hijita     Damn it! Now I'm absolutely     determined to find that key [12:18] Hijita     and get the hell outta here. No matter what! SIGN    Group 4 [12:21] Small old man     Group 4 is on the 2nd floor. [12:24] Hatanaka     Satsuki, Odawara, and     Zashiki have been caught. [12:28] Hatanaka     Only four remain. [12:29] Haruaki     I guess they got everyone but Hijita-kun. [12:32] Sano     Don't tell me they got Mame, too. [12:33] Tamao     Show yourselves, alumni! [12:35] Tamao     I'm gonna... [12:38] Tamao     scratch all of you! [12:39] Nyuudou (Doppel Yamazaki)     Hey. [12:40] Tamao     I'm sorry! [12:42] Nyuudou     Tama?! [12:45] Haruaki     N-Nyuudou-kun! You're safe! [12:48] Nyuudou     Yeah, some weird youkai attacked me, [12:51] Nyuudou     so I was hiding in an empty     classroom for a while. [12:53] Tamao     You were hiding this whole time? [12:55] Tamao     You left me alone in the bathroom. [12:58] Nyuudou     S-Sorry about that. But I     was getting chased, too. [13:01] Nyuudou     So did you guys find the key? [13:03] Haruaki     No, not yet. [13:05] Haruaki     Hey, maybe someone other     than the spookers has it. [13:09] Haruaki     It might be possible that     the teachers may have it. [13:12] Nyuudou     I'm sure the teachers wouldn't     do something that mean. [13:15] Nyuudou     I don't think that's likely. [13:17] Haruaki     Sano-kun, isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird? [13:21] Sano     Huh? [13:22] Haruaki     There's just something off about him... [13:25] Nyuudou     What's wrong? [13:25] Haruaki     Oh, cray! I mean clay! [13:27] Haruaki     Er, we were just talking about earthenware! [13:29] Haruaki     Which do you prefer,     Nyuudou-kun? Jomon? Yayoi? [13:31] Haruaki     I honestly prefer Reiwa myself... [13:33] Sano     Something feels off, huh? [13:36] Nezumi     Hello, students. Did you find the key? [13:38] Haruaki     N-Nezumi-sensei! A-And... [13:41] Fuji     The key! He's conspicuously     carrying around the key! [13:44] Nezumi     I've gained a little weight lately, so I'll     play with you all to get some exercise in. [13:47] Nezumi     Lickity-squeak! [13:49] Tamao     Oh, please! [13:50] Tamao     Don't underestimate me, you dumb rodent! [13:52] Nezumi     You can say... [13:53] Nezumi     things like that... [13:55] Nezumi     once you make it into... [13:56] Nezumi     the Chinese zodiac, you dumb cat. [13:59] Fuji     You just keep scampering about,     you annoying little thing. [14:03] Fuji     Just stop. [14:10] Haruaki     Hey! He's hibernating because of the cold! [14:12] Tamao     I got the key! Ta-da! [14:15] Sano     Hey! Doesn't that key seem kinda bent? [14:18] Fuji     Hey, squeakface. What's going on here? Huh? [14:22] Nezumi     Hm? Looks like you fell for it. [14:24] Nezumi     This is chocolate for my midnight snack! [14:26] Nezumi     Munch, munch, munch. [14:30] Nezumi     I'm back. [14:31] Both     What?! [14:33] Mandragora     Om nom. [14:34] Haruaki     We've searched most of the second floor,     so maybe we should go down to the first floor. [14:39] Haruaki     Hijita-kun's still on the third floor, too. [14:41] Sano     Yeah. [14:50] Haruaki     Sano-kun! SIGN    Sano-kun [14:52] Kainade     Sano-kun! SIGN    Found you [14:55] Kainade     Found you! [14:57] Haruaki     B-Behind you! [14:59] Sano     Huh? [15:00] Nyuudou     S-Sano! [15:02] Tamao     Wh-What are those hands?! [15:04] Tamao     Seimei? [15:06] Sano     Wh-What the hell are these things?! [15:07] Haruaki     A black bowl cut and a black sailor uniform! [15:11] Haruaki     How lovely! You really     don't see that nowadays. [15:18] Hatanaka     There's something wrong with the footage... [15:20] Miki     What's going on with Abe-sensei?     Looks like he's talking to someone. [15:25] Nyuudou     Wh-What the hell are you doing?! [15:28] Haruaki     Whoops. Sorry. [15:37] Nyuudou     It's getting brighter outside! [15:39] Tamao     Ugh! I don't care about the remedial classes     anymore! Just let this end already! [15:42] Tamao     S-Save me! [15:43] Kainade     Caught you. [15:45] Haruaki     Akisame-kun! [15:46] Nyuudou     You idiots! You're gonna get caught, too! [15:49] Tamao     Ren-Ren! [15:49] Fuji     Tamao! Duck! [15:56] Fuji     Get on your feet! We're getting     outta here, you slow-ass cat! [15:58] Tamao     Fuji! You've got a bad mouth,     but you're a good guy! [16:03] Beto Beto     You're not getting away! [16:04] Tamao     What the heck is that?! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [16:05] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [16:07] Small Old Man     Betobeto-san. [16:08] Small Old Man     A stalking youkai that follows     people without making a sound. [16:12] Tamao     Why, you... It's an oboroguruma! [16:16] Fuji     Just run, you idiot! [16:17] Tamao     No! I'm not so ungrateful that     I'd abandon someone who saved me! [16:27] Nyuudou     Wh-What the heck?! [16:28] Sano     A mud puddle? [16:29] Sano     Which means... [16:30] Oboroguruma     Uh, wait... [16:33] Hijita     You're not getting away! [16:34] Haruaki     Hijita-kun! [16:36] Hijita     Hey, guys! [16:37] Hijita     Did you find the key yet? [16:39] Haruaki     Nope, not yet. [16:40] Haruaki     But now's not the time for that!     Youkai are coming from over there, too! [16:44] Hijita     I'll go see if they have the key. [16:47] Hijita     You guys check elsewhere. [16:49] Fuji     I'll help out. [16:51] Hijita     There's not much time until sunrise. [16:52] Hijita     Go on ahead! [16:54] Tamao     Okay! Don't die, you guys! [16:57] Haruaki     Let's head toward the door     while we look for the key! [17:02] Nyuudou     What's wrong, Sano? Did you     figure out where the key is? [17:05] Sano     There's been something     bothering me this whole time. [17:09] Tamao     You've got this, Sano!     I know you can find the key! [17:12] Haruaki     Yeah! [17:13] Haruaki     Even if the teachers are savage and depraved,     they wouldn't leave us without hints! [17:17] Sano     Hey, don't put this all on me... [17:20] Sano     They wouldn't leave us without hints? [17:22] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Since you're their teacher, make sure     you properly support your students. [17:26] (Flashback) Tamao     You were hiding this whole time? [17:28] (Flashback) Tamao     You left me alone in the bathroom. [17:30] (Flashback) Tamao     Lickity-squeak! [17:32] (Flashback) Haruaki     ...isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird? [17:35] (Flashback) Haruaki     ...so maybe we should go down to the first floor. [17:39] Fuji     Damn it! None of these guys have the key! [17:43] Hijita     A-Anyway, let's go after them, too! [17:47] Hatanaka     I guess Group 3 might fail     just like Groups 1 and 2 did... [17:52] Miki     Wait... [17:55] Nyuudou     We made it all the way to the exit, [17:57] Nyuudou     but not only does no one have the key,     there's not a single youkai here. [18:01] Tamao     Ah! The sun's coming up! [18:04] Nyuudou     I guess this is the end. [18:06] Sano     Nope. [18:07] Sano     We win. [18:10] Sano     Caught you. [18:15] Sano     You're the one with the     key, aren't you, Seimei? [18:21] Haruaki     Guess you caught me. [18:22] All     What?! [18:24] Haruaki     I'll explain later. [18:26] Haruaki     Let's hurry and get out. [18:39] Tamao     Wait! Why did you have the     key?! You should've told us! [18:42] Haruaki     I was trying to give you     hints this whole time! [18:45] Nyuudou     I'm impressed you noticed, Sano. [18:47] Sano     Yeah. [18:48] Sano     He mentioned that the     teachers may have the key, [18:51] Sano     then told us to head for the door     so we could hurry and get outside, [18:55] Sano     and lastly, told us there     must be a hint somewhere. [18:59] Sano     Also, every time we'd move around,     he had his left hand in his pocket. [19:03] Sano     He was probably subconsciously checking     to see if the key was still there. [19:08] Nyuudou     Well, anyway, this is great. [19:10] Tamao     So, hey. Who are you? [19:13] Tamao     Why are you pretending to be Ren-Ren? [19:16] Nyuudou     How did you know I wasn't Ren-Ren? [19:18] Tamao     My animal instincts! [19:20] Tamao     And Ren-Ren cares a lot about     the power of friendship! [19:22] Tamao     There's no way he'd abandon me back there! [19:25] Nyuudou     Well, you caught me. [19:27] Nyuudou     I guess I'm no match for your animal... No... [19:30] Nyuudou     I'm no match for your friendship. [19:32] Nyuudou     My name's Yamazaki. [19:33] Hijita     Hey! It's the cop that's     always questioning Seimei! [19:37] Yamazaki     I'm an alumnus from this school, too. [19:40] Yamazaki     I disguised myself as Yanagida-kun     and Nyuudou-kun to mislead you guys. [19:44] Haruaki     So that's why you kept     saying the wrong things! [19:47] Yamazaki     By the way, do you always do things     like you did back at the stairs there? [19:52] Haruaki     Huh? [19:52] (Flashback) Haruaki     A black sailor uniform! [19:55] Haruaki     I-I just like uniforms... [19:57] Yamazaki     Uniforms? [19:59] Yamazaki     I'm just gonna keep a cell open     for you at all times just in case. [20:03] Haruaki     What?! [20:05] Sano     Guess you get your own private cell now! [20:09] Haruaki     Eee! Sano-kun smiled at me! [20:13] Sano     What? I'm not smiling. That's an illusion. [20:15] Haruaki     Huh? It was? [20:23] Tamao     Ren-Ren! Wake up! [20:26] Nyuudou     What, Tama? You done going to the bathroom? [20:29] Tamao     Yeah, it's all over now. [20:33] Nyuudou     Wh-What?! Also, where the hell am I?! [20:33] Tamao     Ren-Ren! [20:40] Hatanaka     Hey, good job. You worked     really hard out there. [20:43] Haruaki     Yup! [20:46] Haruaki     This isn't a night parade     of a hundred demons... [20:48] Haruaki     It's a morning parade of a hundred demons! [20:50] Haruaki     Huh? I don't see the lovely     girl in the uniform. [20:54] Miki     Huh? Girl in the uniform? [20:56] Haruaki     The girl with the bowl     cut and sailor uniform. [20:59] Hatanaka     I don't know anyone like that. [21:00] Haruaki     Huh? B-But I saw her by the     stairs... Sh-She was there,right? [21:04] Haruaki     Right, Sano-kun? Right? [21:06] Sano     Huh? [21:06] Haruaki     You know! The girl in the     sailor uniform by the stairs! [21:08] Haruaki     You were surprised, too! [21:10] Sano     The one by the stairs, right? [21:12] Sano     The one who attacked me is a hand     youkai called a kainade, I think. [21:15] Seimei     No! I mean, there were a lot of hands, but... [21:18] Sano     Huh? You mean when you were     talking to the wall by yourself? [21:22] Haruaki     By myself?! [21:24] Haruaki     N-No! There was a girl in a black     sailor uniform! There really was! [21:26] Tamao     Actually, Seimei, when     I was in the bathroom... [21:30] Tamao     It's not like I saw anything, but I heard     a bunch of footsteps coming toward me. [21:36] Tamao     After that, I asked about the test because     I thought it was an alumnus, and... [21:40] Tamao     I realized... if they were an alumnus,     why didn't they try to catch me then? [21:46] Hatanaka     A ghost, huh? [21:49] Hatanaka     Honestly, I'm more scared of Abe-sensei [21:51] Hatanaka     shaking so fast that     he's leaving afterimages... [21:55] Haruaki     No! Let's get out of here     already, Hatanaka-sensei! [21:58] Haruaki     And let's sleep in the same bed today! [22:01] Hatanaka     By the way, Abe-sensei... We have     school camp for three more classes. [22:06] Haruaki     No more, please! 11 - Parent-Teacher Conference from Hell! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 2-3 [00:04] Tamao     Seimei, you seem pretty exhausted. [00:07] Haruaki     Yeah. These home visits have been     rougher than I thought they'd be. [00:12] Haruaki     Like having Renjou-san's     mom almost eat me... [00:17] Haruaki     Having Maeda-kun's pet     Pochi almost eat me... [00:21] Haruaki     Having Oota-kun's little     sister almost eat me... [00:27] Haruaki     Let's see... Today, I'm visiting... [00:32] Mandragora     Yay! [00:34] Haruaki     Sano-kun! [00:38] Sano     Don't latch on to me! It's gross! [00:39] Haruaki     Please, Sano-kun! [00:42] Haruaki     Come with me when I do     Maizuka-kun's home visit! [00:46] Sano     Huh? [00:46] Mamekichi     What? [00:48] Mandragora     Pwease excuse me. [00:50] Mamekichi     Yay, I'm so happy! Let's all     do a home visit together! [00:56] Mamekichi     Here it is! [00:57] Haruaki     This is your home, Maizuka-kun?! [01:00] Haruaki     It's a huge mansion! [01:02] Mamekichi     My family's pretty huge. Our home's     being remodeled all the time. [01:07] Mamekichi     So it's not like we're a prestigious     family or anything. Don't worry! [01:13] Crew     Welcome home, Young Master! [01:16] Haruaki and Sano     Huh? [01:18] Haruaki     Th-This is bad, Sano-kun! [01:20] Haruaki     I'm pretty certain these people     aren't related to him by blood! [01:24] Sano     Oh, come on. They're just a really     unique kind of big family. SIGN    Shikoku Tanuki Alliance     Ponpokopon-gumi SIGN    Shikoku Tanuki Alliance     Ponpokopon-gumi SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! [03:09] Mamekichi     What's wrong? SIGN    Episode 11     "Parent-Teacher     Conference from Hell!" [03:11] Haruaki     E-Er, it's nothing,     Maizuka-ku... Maizuka-sama! [03:16] Mamekichi     Huh? You're suddenly acting like my servant. [03:20] Mameta     Hey, is that hot guy the pervy     teacher you keep talking about? [03:23] Mameyo     You dummy! The actually hot one     is the one named Sano-kun. [03:27] Mameo     Huh? Mame-nii's best friend and teacher? [03:29] Mameko     Which one is the pervy teacher? [03:31] Haruaki     Whoa! An army of Maizuka-kuns! [03:34] Mamekichi     I have over 30 little brothers and sisters. [03:38] Small Old Man     Tanukis can have up to ten     offspring during one pregnancy. [03:43] Mamekichi     I'm the oldest, and I was born solo,     so I don't have any siblings my age. [03:48] Mameta     So, yeah. Nice to meet you both. [03:50] Mameta     I'm the 14th son, Mameta. [03:52] Mameyo     I'm the 14th daughter, Mameyo. [03:54] Mameo     I'm the 8th son, Mameo. [03:56] Mameko     I'm the 7th daughter, Mameko. [03:58] Mamesuke     I'm the 11th son, Mamesuke. [04:00] Beans     I'm Beans! I'm the baby! [04:02] Haruaki     Beans?! [04:03] Siblings     It's nice to meet you,     Seimei-kun! Sano-kun! [04:07] Haruaki     Nice to meet you, Mamemi, Mamesaku,     Mamedaifuku, and Beans. [04:11] Mamekichi     Uh, you got everyone     other than Beans wrong. [04:14] Beans     Anyway, hurry up and come in, you two. [04:18] Beans     Hey, Maibara. Hurry up and     welcome in our guests. [04:22] Beans     The hell you doin' just standin' there, huh? [04:24] Maibara     Right away! [04:25] Mamekichi     Beans is the roughest of the siblings     and one of the candidates [04:28] Mamekichi     to take over the family,     despite being only three. [04:31] Mamekichi     Well, let's go in. My parents are waiting, too. [04:35] Haruaki and Sano     I don't wanna go in. [04:37] Tanuki     Ponpokopon. SIGN    The Way     of the Tanuki [04:51] Mame Papa     So you must be the Abe-sensei     I keep hearing about. [04:54] Haruaki     Y-Yes. I'm Haruaki Abe. SIGN    The Way     of the Tanuki [04:58] Mame Papa     Can a human like yourself truly teach     my son and the other youkai? [05:04] Mamekichi     Don't say it like that, Dad! [05:07] Mamekichi     If you treat Seimei-kun like a human,     it's rude to the other humans! [05:12] Haruaki     Yeah, you're right. Though     that line was still rude to me. [05:17] Mame Papa     Mamekichi... SIGN    Helplessly     Doting Father SIGN    Doting Father SIGN    Doting Father SIGN    Doting Father [05:19] Mame Papa     I'm sorry! That was really wrong of me! [05:23] Mame Mama     Dear, how many times must I tell you not     to be a doting father in front of guests? SIGN    Doting Father [05:28] Mame Papa     I was out of line, Abe-sensei. [05:31] Mame Papa     But since you're a new teacher and a human, [05:34] Mame Papa     can you help Mamekichi—no,     all the students when they're in trouble? [05:39] Mame Papa     I'm concerned as a parent. [05:43] Mame Papa     So I'd like to test you to see if you're     worthy of being Mamekichi's teacher or not. [05:48] Haruaki     Test me?! [05:50] Mamekichi     I forgot! [05:51] Mamekichi     My dad tests how powerful the teachers     are each year during these home visits. [05:57] Haruaki     How could you forget that?! [05:58] Sano     Test? [06:01] Sano     How'd he do it last year, then? [06:03] Mamekichi     Huh? Come to think of it,     Miki-sensei, my teacher last year, [06:07] Mamekichi     was the only one to     leave without a problem. [06:09] Haruaki     Wait, why? [06:11] Beans     Meisei-kun. [06:13] Beans     Beans knows. [06:15] Haruaki     It's Seimei. I mean, it's really Haruaki, but... [06:18] Beans     You know what? [06:20] Beans     Whisper, whisper. [06:23] Mame Papa     Okay, let's get started. [06:26] Mame Papa     In order to show me just how powerful     and manly you are as a teacher, [06:30] Mame Papa     I will have you fight me. [06:32] Haruaki     Why, though?! [06:34] Haruaki     No! [06:35] Mame Papa     Hold it! Don't run away! [06:37] Haruaki     Of course I'm running away! I'm not     the protag of some battle manga! [06:43] Sano     This is bad. [06:45] Sano     There's no way Seimei has enough     guts to fight such a dangerous dad. [06:50] Haruaki     Save me, Sano-kun! [06:52] Mame Papa     You're asking your student for help?     And you call yourself a teacher?! [06:55] Haruaki     That's a valid point! [07:01] Mame Papa     What's the matter? Are you done running? [07:06] Sano     His power to exorcise demons! [07:08] Sano     If Seimei uses that, he might     be able to beat Mame's dad. [07:11] Sano     But exposing that power would be... [07:15] Haruaki     Not good! [07:17] Haruaki     If they find out about my     demon-exorcising power now, [07:20] Haruaki     they'll be even more opposed     to me being their teacher! [07:24] Sano     He's crazy. [07:26] Sano     He forcibly held back his exorcising power! [07:28] Mame Papa     I'm not sure what happened,     but it looks like this is the end. [07:32] Haruaki     Even if I don't use my power     to exorcise demons... [07:35] Mame Papa     You are not worthy of being Mamekichi's— [07:37] Mame Papa     Wh-Why did you let Miki-sensei     go so quickly last year? [07:42] Mame Papa     Th-That's because... [07:47] Haruaki     Miki-sensei's family owns an establishment     in the red-light district... [07:51] Haruaki     and I hear you have a favorite there. [07:56] Mame Papa     Are you threatening me? [07:59] Haruaki     I could call... [08:01] Haruaki     your wife here. [08:04] Haruaki     All right. Go, me! I'll just     keep coming on strong. [08:08] Haruaki     But I might pee myself. [08:11] Mame Papa     How dare you... [08:12] Haruaki     Ma'am! Have I got news for you! [08:15] Mame Papa     Stop that! [08:17] Mame Papa     You want me to acknowledge you so badly     that you'd threaten me, you unmanly coward?! [08:22] Haruaki     I'm fine with being a coward! [08:23] Haruaki     If I get to be Maizuka-kun's teacher, [08:26] Haruaki     I'll happily do sleazy, scummy things     that aren't protag-like at all! [08:30] Haruaki     That's my kind of manliness! [08:34] Haruaki     I will use underhanded tricks     in order to protect my students, [08:38] Haruaki     so please acknowledge that     I'm Maizuka-kun's teacher! [08:45] Mame Papa     If something happens to Mamekichi, [08:48] Mame Papa     you'll be swimming with the     fishes in the Naruto Strait. [08:57] Mame Papa     Take good care of Mamekichi, Abe-sensei. [09:03] Beans     Wow, that guy actually forced     him to acknowledge him. [09:06] Beans     He's such a weird teacher. [09:08] Mamekichi     Yeah, isn't my teacher weird? [09:12] Mame Mama     I guess it's over. And? [09:16] Mame Mama     When did you go to the     red-light district, dear? [09:24] Mame Papa     I'm sorry. [09:28] Mamekichi     Aw... [09:31] Small Old Man     This is Mame Papa back in his tanuki form. [09:34] Mame Mama     Abe-sensei. [09:37] Mame Mama     I'm quite impressed. [09:38] Mame Mama     You managed to make my husband     yield without using youkai magic. [09:42] Mame Mama     We look forward to having Mamekichi and     the rest of our family in your care. [09:46] Beans     I'm impressed. I figured you wouldn't     make it out of this place alive. [09:51] Haruaki     You predicted my death?! [09:53] Beans     Yup. [09:54] Haruaki     But you saved me by telling     me those things, Beans-kun. [09:59] Haruaki     Thanks. [10:02] Beans     Well, you worked hard, so I'll     give you a reward, Meisei-kun. [10:07] Haruaki     What? But I can't accept any money... [10:10] Beans     I ain't giving you money. [10:12] Beans     Come closer. [10:16] Beans     Smooch! [10:23] Beans     Meisei-kun, I'll let you be     my husband in the future. [10:27] Mamekichi     Eek! Beans, you're so naughty! [10:31] Sano     Beans is a girl? [10:34] Mame Papa     Y-You little... [10:37] Haruaki     Uh, I mean, this was out of my control! [10:39] Mame Papa     Don't think you're getting out of here alive     after stealing my daughter's first kiss! [10:44] Haruaki     Please don't say it like that!     That was my first kiss, too! [10:47] Mame Papa     I will not allow this courtship! [10:49] Haruaki     There is no courtship! [10:51] Mame Papa     What?! So you're going to dump my daughter?! [10:54] Haruaki     What exactly do you want me to do here?! [10:55] Mame papa     I will now test you to see if you're     worthy of becoming her husband! [11:00] Mame Papa     Stop! [11:02] Haruaki     I'm done with these home visits! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [11:15] Haruaki     After the home visits were over,     I left the Maizuka home in Shikoku [11:19] Haruaki     and went to Kyoto to meet     up with the teachers [11:22] Haruaki     to have a look around for     an upcoming school trip. [11:25] Haruaki     Wow, Kyoto's great! [11:27] Haruaki     So many uniforms out here sightseeing! [11:30] Hatanaka     What exactly did you come here to look at? SIGN    Cochin [11:32] Haruaki     Huh? Where'd Nezumi-sensei go? [11:35] Hatanaka     It'd be bad if the humans saw him     running around and talking, so... [11:39] Hatanaka     He's right here. [11:40] Haruaki     He'd disguised as a keychain! That's amazing! [11:44] Miki     That's not enough. [11:45] Miki     If you're committed, you     should add stitches, Izuna-kun. [11:49] Hatanaka     Er, Rintarou... [11:51] Hatanaka     How are you so bad at that? [11:54] Haruaki     It's rare for you two to be calling     each other by your first names. SIGN    Cochin [11:58] Nezumi     They've been friends forever, [12:00] Nezumi     so they ended up on a first-name basis. [12:02] Hatanaka     Though we do use our last names at school. [12:07] Haruaki     Um, I... [12:09] Hatanaka     What? Need the bathroom? [12:10] Haruaki     No! [12:12] Haruaki     Er, um... [12:13] Haruaki     Actually, yeah, I might pee my pants. [12:15] Miki     You didn't realize you had to go?! [12:17] Haruaki     I-I'm gonna pee my pants!     My pants! I'm gonna pee my pants! [12:19] Hatanaka     And you call yourself an adult? [12:21] Hatanaka     Hurry up and find a bathroom! [12:23] Haruaki     I-I'll be back! [12:25] Hatanaka     What, Rintarou? [12:27] Miki     I just remembered the little lost     boy we met on our school trip. [12:31] Hatanaka     Ah... [12:32] Hatanaka     I guess there was someone like that. SIGN    9 Years     Earlier SIGN    Izuna Hatanaka     (17 Years Old) [12:46] Hatanaka     All right. Looks like we     managed to escape. SIGN    Rintarou Miki     (16 Years Old) [12:50] Miki     Now it's time to go play, Izuna-kun. [12:53] (Flashback) Hatanaka     That honestly went a little too well. [12:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka     The plan to have a bird     go after Nezumi-sensei. [12:59] (Flashback) Miki     Yeah... [13:00] (Flashback) Hatanaka     But who has the time to look at     temples all day with a group? [13:03] (Flashback) Hatanaka     We're youkai! [13:05] (Flashback) Hatanaka     I feel like... we'd get slayed. [13:07] (Flashback) Miki     I mean, I get what you're saying, but... SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima [13:10] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Ow! Watch where you're going! [13:18] (Flashback) Haruaki     I'll give you money! Please don't kill me! [13:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Don't make me sound like a mugger! [13:26] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Onii-chan! Where'd you go? [13:30] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Hey, shrimp. [13:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Are you lost? Well, answer me! [13:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun     A blonde delinquent! I'm gonna get killed! [13:39] (Flashback) Mii-kun     I'm scared! He's gonna eat me! [13:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka     I am not! What kind of prejudice is that?! [13:45] (Flashback) Miki     That's... youkai magic... [13:48] (Flashback) Hatanaka; Miki; Haruaki     Ow! [13:52] (Flashback) Miki     Hey, you. Could you talk to this kid instead? [13:56] (Flashback) Haruaki     M-Me?! [13:57] (Flashback) Miki     Yeah. Just say things like,     "Don't worry, we won't eat you," [14:00] (Flashback) Miki     and calm him down. [14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki     Hey. [14:06] (Flashback) Haruaki     Don't worry, we won't eat you.     Come on out here. [14:15] (Flashback) Haruaki     Can you tell me your name? [14:16] (Flashback) Mii-kun     It's Mii-kun... [14:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun     This is Mametarou. [14:20] (Flashback) Haruaki     Did you get separated from your family? [14:22] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Yeah... My big brother... [14:25] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Onii-chan! [14:27] (Flashback) Haruaki     Don't cry! [14:28] (Flashback) Haruaki     I'm lost, too, so we can be     lost together! Calm down. [14:31] (Flashback) Hatanaka     How can he?! [14:32] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Where did you go? [14:34] (Flashback) Miki     Izuna-kun, I don't think he's... [14:37] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Yeah, he's not human. [14:42] (Flashback) Miki     Man, what the hell? Now we wanna cry, too. [14:46] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Seriously. [14:47] (Flashback) Haruaki     I know! I'll buy you ice     cream if you stop crying. SIGN    Super-Stretchy     Turkish Ice Cream [14:55] (Flashback) Haruaki     I see. [14:56] (Flashback) Haruaki     So you came here because your brother     had something to do at school? [15:00] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Yup. [15:01] (Flashback) Miki     Also... you're lost, too? [15:04] (Flashback) Haruaki     Y-Yeah... I was here on a field trip, [15:07] (Flashback) Haruaki     but I was looking at all the different     uniforms and... kind of wandered off. [15:10] (Flashback) Haruaki     Could you tell me where Nagoya Station is? [15:13] (Flashback) Miki     Nagoya Station? You're in Kyoto. [15:15] (Flashback) Haruaki     What?! [15:16] (Flashback) Hatanaka     How are you so lost? [15:18] (Flashback) Haruaki     No way... SIGN    Field Trip Guidebook     Hiroshima Tourism [15:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka     You're not even going to Nagoya! [15:24] (Flashback) Miki     What's the matter? You're all fidgety. [15:27] (Flashback) Haruaki     Well... I need to go to the bathroom,     but I haven't been able to find one... [15:31] (Flashback) Haruaki     And I'm about to pee my pants. [15:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Huh?! What the hell is your problem, Nagoya?! [15:36] (Flashback) Miki     Look over there. [15:38] (Flashback) Miki     There's a bathroom. Run on over, Nagoya-kun. [15:41] (Flashback) Haruaki     I can't. I'm gonna die if I move another step. [15:44] (Flashback) Miki     You're more trouble than the literal kid here! [15:48] (Flashback) Mii-kun     I have to potty, too. [15:50] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Mametarou, you stay here. [15:52] (Flashback) Haruaki     Much better. [15:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Man... This is some student trip. [15:57] (Flashback) Miki     Izuna-kun, you sure you don't     have a yakubyougami stuck to you? [16:03] (Flashback) Haruaki     Huh? That plushie... [16:06] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Hey. What happened to your friend? [16:09] (Flashback) Mii-kun     He was waiting on the bench... [16:11] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Mametarou's gone! [16:12] (Flashback) Haruaki     I knew it! That was the plushie! [16:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka     I guess the garbage-collecting     crew took it by mistake. [16:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Mametarou... [16:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka     We're not gonna make it in time. [16:22] (Flashback) Haruaki     We still have time! [16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki     Come back here, you truck! [16:27] (Flashback) Miki     He's so fast! [16:29] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Not bad, Nagoya. [16:32] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Hop on, Rintarou. [16:35] (Flashback) Miki     You wait there, Mii-kun. [16:38] (Flashback) Police     Thief! Someone! [16:40] (Flashback) Miki     We've got some nerve riding double     on a bike in front of a cop. [16:43] (Flashback) Hatanaka     This isn't riding double! [16:44] (Flashback) Hatanaka     I'm an itachi, so it's technically     one person and one critter. [16:47] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Which means we're in the clear. [16:48] (Flashback) Small Old Man     This is dangerous for humans,     so don't ever try it. [16:52] (Flashback) Mametarou     Mame. [16:55] (Flashback) Hatanaka     We caught up with him! [16:57] (Flashback) Miki     Izuna-kun, look! [16:59] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Rintarou! Drop our teacher     into the truck bed! [17:02] (Flashback) Miki     Got it! [17:07] (Flashback) Nezumi     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [17:08] (Flashback) Miki     Nezumi-sensei! [17:10] (Flashback) Miki     Could you throw me that tanuki     plushie that's at your feet? [17:14] (Flashback) Nezumi     Huh? This? [17:15] (Flashback) Nezumi     Here you go. [17:16] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ah, Mametarou! [17:17] (Flashback) Haruaki     Gotcha! [17:21] (Flashback) Haruaki     Thank goodness! It fell down. [17:24] (Flashback) Nezumi     Hey! No riding double on bicycles! [17:27] (Flashback) Nezumi     Then again, I guess Izuna-kun counts     as a critter, so maybe it's okay. [17:31] (Flashback) Mandragora     See you later. [17:34] (Flashback) Haruaki     Isn't this great? [17:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Yeah! [17:37] (Flashback) Isaburou     Mii-kun! [17:40] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Onii-chan! [17:41] (Flashback) Isaburou     I finally found you! I've been so worried! [17:46] (Flashback) Isaburou     Did these people help you? [17:49] (Flashback) Haruaki     Oh, I wouldn't go that far. [17:51] (Flashback) Isaburou     Thank you. Please allow     me to thank you somehow... [17:54] (Flashback) Haruaki     Oh, no! [17:55] (Flashback) Miki     If he insists, we should     take him up on his offer. [17:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Exactly. [17:59] (Flashback) Haruaki     W-We really shouldn't. [18:01] (Flashback) Mii-kun     I know! Here, you can have this. SIGN    Talisman of     Protection SIGN    Talisman of     Protection SIGN    Talisman of     Protection SIGN    Talisman of     Protection SIGN    Talisman of     Protection SIGN    Talisman of     Protection [18:03] (Flashback) Haruaki     Wow, a talisman! [18:05] (Flashback) Haruaki     Are you sure? [18:07] (Flashback) Mii-kun     Yup. But I only have one,     so you'll have to split it into three. [18:11] (Flashback) Haruaki     I'm not sure if the gods will like that. [18:13] (Flashback) Mii-kun     It's fine. [18:16] (Flashback) Haruaki     Okay, we'll take it. [18:18] (Flashback) Haruaki     Thanks. [18:21] (Flashback) Isaburou     Well, we'll be going now. [18:23] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Don't let your brother wander off again! [18:25] (Flashback) Isaburou     Yes, I'll be more careful now. [18:28] (Flashback) Haruaki     Bye-bye! [18:28] Miki     Be careful! [18:30] Isaburou     Tch. You unsightly youkai. SIGN    Talisman of     Protection [18:35] (Flashback) Haruaki     So how are we going to split up     the talisman Mii-kun gave us? [18:39] (Flashback) Miki     Don't worry about it. You keep it. [18:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka     You seem to need it the most. [18:43] (Flashback) Haruaki     Yay! Okay, I'll take it. [18:45] (Flashback) Miki     Well, we got the lost kid safely     back to his family, so let's go play. [18:50] (Flashback) Haruaki     Er, but I'm lost, too... [18:52] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Who cares, Nagoya? [18:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Why don't we all go hang out... [18:56] (Flashback) Principal     That's enough. [18:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka and Miki     P-Principal! [19:00] (Flashback) Principal     This ends your free time. [19:02] (Flashback) Principal     I've been watching from the shadows, [19:04] (Flashback) Principal     and you've done many things     that just cross the line. [19:07] (Flashback) Principal     And... [19:08] (Flashback) Principal     You there. [19:10] (Flashback) Principal     Someone who looks just like you     was screaming something [19:13] (Flashback) Principal     from Kyoto Tower earlier. [19:14] (Flashback) Haruaki     Huh? [19:15] (Flashback) Haruaki     That must be my brother! [19:15] Ameaki     Haru! Where are you?! [19:17] (Flashback) Haruaki     He must've tracked me here by GPS. [19:18] (Flashback) Haruaki     I need to go find him! [19:21] (Flashback) Haruaki     Thanks for everything, guys! [19:23] (Flashback) Principal     No problem at all. Maybe     we'll meet again somewhere. [19:33] (Flashback) Principal     Now, then... [19:35] (Flashback) Principal     I guess I'll stick you two in a temple     and have your worldly desires erased. [19:40] (Flashback) Hatakana and Miki     No! Please, no! [19:45] Miki     I wonder where Nagoya-kun is now. [19:48] Hatanaka     I don't even remember what     he looks like anymore. [19:51] Haruaki     Sorry to keep you waiting! [19:53] Haruaki     Whew, I feel better. [19:55] Haruaki     You two seemed to be having     a fun conversation. [19:57] Hatanaka     We were just chatting about the past. [20:01] Nezumi     I've been wondering... [20:04] Nezumi     Are you doing okay, Abe-sensei? [20:06] Haruaki     Huh? [20:07] Nezumi     Is something on your mind? [20:10] Haruaki     No, not really... [20:12] Haruaki     I was just a little jealous     of the relationship [20:16] Haruaki     between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei. [20:21] Haruaki     I reached adulthood without ever     having made any friendships like that. [20:27] Haruaki     But... [20:28] Haruaki     I couldn't help but wonder...     If I had worked harder, [20:31] Haruaki     would I have memories to reminisce     about with someone else like that? [20:34] Haruaki     I guess I'm having regrets. [20:39] Hatanaka     Jeez... That's what you're worried about? [20:42] Haruaki     I-I'm sorry. I guess I was     just being sentimental. [20:47] Haruaki     Forget I said anything. [20:48] Hatanaka     Hey, Haruaki. [20:51] Hatanaka     What? Are we not good     enough to be your friends? [20:54] Miki     We may have gone to different schools, [20:56] Miki     but we're the same age,     and we graduated the same year. [20:59] Miki     Right, Haruaki-kun? [21:01] Nezumi     Yup. [21:02] Nezumi     Compared to Sano-kun and the     others, they're not cute at all, [21:05] Nezumi     but you can settle for these two. [21:07] Hatanaka     Just so you know, we're co-workers     in front of the students. [21:12] Hatanaka     No fraternization allowed! [21:14] Haruaki     Right! [21:15] Haruaki     I-I'm happy to keep working with you... [21:18] Haruaki     Izuna-kun! [21:21] Haruaki     Rintarou-kun! SIGN    Mamekichi Maizuka SIGN    Mikoto Sano [21:26] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun should be in     Kyoto right about now. [21:29] Mamekichi     I wonder what kind of gifts     he'll get us. I can't wait. [21:33] Sano     Kyoto... [21:36] Sano     I went there just once.     Someone I knew took me there. [21:41] Sano     I ended up getting lost, [21:43] Sano     and I remember some really     weird adults helping me out. [21:48] Hijita     It's rare for you to talk     about your past like that. [21:51] Hijita     Tell us more. [21:52] Sano     Huh? [21:54] Sano     Uh... well... [22:02] Sano     Nah. SIGN    Talisman of     Protection [22:04] Sano     Anything more is gonna cost you. [22:07] Hijita     You're gonna charge us money? 12 - The Great Tokyo Haruaki Search!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Small Old Man     Summer vacation was fast approaching     for Class 2-3 at Hyakki Academy. SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    Hyakki Academy [00:06] Small Old Man     Today, we're not actually at the school,     but in Tokyo for a field trip! [00:22] Odawara     Man, why isn't Kaminarimon on our itinerary? SIGN    Fire [00:26] Sano     Why are we going on a field trip     this time of year, anyway? SIGN    Tokyo Guide [00:29] Nyuudou     We're almost at the next stop. SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide SIGN    Tokyo Guide [00:32] Kuniko     Make sure you don't forget anything. [00:34] Mamekichi     Wait, I can't find it! Where'd it go? [00:38] Sano     What's wrong, Mame? Did you drop something? [00:40] Mamekichi     Yeah. [00:41] Mamekichi     I think I dropped Seimei-kun somewhere. [00:44] Sano     I see. [00:46] Sano     Well, good thing it's not any     of your personal belongings. [00:48] Nyuudou     No, it's not! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified     Teacher at     Ghoul School! [02:23] Sano     So, explain how you ended up there     and what's going on right now. SIGN    Episode 12     "The Great Tokyo     Haruaki Search!!" [02:29] Haruaki     Well, you see... SIGN    Subway [02:31] Haruaki     Right as I was about to get on the bus,     I got washed away by a wave of salarymen. [02:31] Salarymen     Tumbling down, tumbling down. [02:33] Haruaki     Oh, no! [02:36] Haruaki     I'm currently on the subway. [02:38] Haruaki     I'll just have to take the Marunote Line     to meet you guys at the next stop. [02:38] Salarymen     Tumbling down, tumbling down. [02:42] Sano     You dummy! [02:43] Sano     With your sense of direction, the subway     is the last place you should be! [02:46] Salaryman 1     By the way, this is the Yamanouchi     Line, not the Marunote Line. [02:50] Haruaki     The Yamanouchi Line?!     What's that? Where am I? [02:53] Sano     And you're already lost! [02:56] Sano     Anyway, it doesn't matter where,     just get above ground and— [02:59] Sano     Hey, hello? [03:01] Salarymen     Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. [03:01] Haruaki     Huh? Sano-kun? [03:03] Haruaki     My battery's dead! [03:05] Haruaki     He said it didn't matter     where, but where is that? SIGN    No Charge SIGN    No Charge SIGN    No Charge SIGN    No Charge [03:08] Salarymen     Tumbling down, tumbling down. [03:10] Hatanaka     So you ended up losing contact with him. [03:14] Nyuudou     Our teacher is actually lost... [03:16] Nyuudou     Damn it. I guess Class 2-3     is gonna have to find him. [03:19] Kuniko     Please go to Meuniere Saitou's special     lecture with the other classes as planned. [03:24] Kuniko     Haruaki-sensei might show up there. [03:26] Hatanaka     But we can't just leave you kids alone. [03:29] Nezumi-sensei     Then I'll step in and go with Class 3. [03:33] Nezumi-sensei     Could you watch over Class 4 for me? [03:36] Nezumi-sensei     This'll probably give me a better     chance to go sightseeing in Tokyo [03:39] Nezumi-sensei     than going to some boring lecture. [03:41] Hatanaka     Well, it seems like Nezumi-sensei     is going to take responsibility, [03:44] Hatanaka     no matter what happens. [03:45] Nezumi-sensei     What?! [03:47] Hatanaka     But make sure you contact me, too. [03:50] Hatanaka     You've got the Hyakki Academy     off-campus rules memorized, right? [03:53] Nyuudou     Yes. SIGN    Rule One SIGN    Off-Campus     Rules SIGN    Rule Two SIGN    Don't let     humans     see you     use any     youkai     magic. SIGN    Don't let     humans     find out     you're a     youkai. SIGN    Rule Three SIGN    If you     aren't a     humanoid     youkai,     you must     wear a     disguise     or conceal     yourself. [03:55] Hatanaka     One, don't let humans see     you use any youkai magic. SIGN    Rule One SIGN    Local Mascot [03:59] Hatanaka     Two, don't let humans     find out you're a youkai. [04:03] Hatanaka     Three, if you aren't a humanoid youkai,     you must wear a disguise or conceal yourself. SIGN    Pennant [04:08] Nyuudou     We're going to follow these rules     and split up to find Seimei. [04:12] All     Right! SIGN    Right! [04:13] Nezumi     We're looking for this guy. [04:17] Nezumi     Make full use of the sewer rat network [04:19] Nezumi     and search every corner     of the sewers of Tokyo. SIGN    Yes, squeak! [04:22] All     Yes, squeak! [04:23] Hijita     I mean, I doubt he's     actually in the sewers... [04:26] Nezumi     You never know. [04:27] Nezumi     He might've mistaken the     sewers for the subway. [04:31] Nezumi     Hey! You over there! [04:34] Nezumi     No gnawing and destroying the water pipes! [04:37] Nezumi     We're right by a shopping district,     and there's a ton of humans! [04:41] Hijita     Man, I wanna go shopping... [04:43] Hijita     Why do we have to search sewers     after coming all the way to Tokyo? [04:47] Hijita     I wonder if the guys on the surface are     managing to sneak in some sightseeing. SIGN    Kaminarimon [04:52] Mujina     Hey, Tamao! [04:54] Mujina     If you breathe in that smoke, all the     things that are wrong with you go away! [04:58] Tamao     What?! [04:59] Mujina     Now we'll finally be smart! [05:02] Tamao     Yeah! I can feel our IQs going up! [05:05] Oota     Your IQs aren't going up!     They're actually going down! SIGN    Promise the Small Old Man SIGN    °Don't try this at home, kids! [05:08] Small Old Man     Don't try this at home, kids. [05:10] Odawara     Hey, what are you doing? [05:12] Oota     Oh, Odawara-ku— [05:13] Odawara     Quit messing around and     look for Seimei-sensei. SIGN    Asakusa     Sword SIGN    Asakusa SIGN    Rickshaw SIGN    Nigyou-yaki SIGN    Kaminarimon [05:17] Oota     What's with your head?!     It's different than usual! SIGN    The Usual SIGN    Fire [05:19] Lady 1     Um, are you a local mascot for Asakusa? [05:22] Lady 2     Would you take a picture with us? [05:24] Odawara     Oh, sure. Of course. [05:27] Oota     Say cheese! [05:29] Mujina     You're messing around more than anyone else! [05:32] Odawara     I'm glad I'm a lantern head.     And I got to go to Asakusa! [05:38] Nyuudou     Damn it. What are Mujina and     the rest of that group doing? [05:41] Maeda     Huh? Where's Mujina's group? [05:43] Toubyou     Well, his vision's 130. [05:46] Toubyou     Ain't no way we're gonna see them. [05:48] Maeda     It's a good idea to search from up high, [05:50] Maeda     but from here, people are just gonna look     like beans to anyone but Nyuudou-kun. [05:55] Yanagida     By the way, Merman Maeda-kun,     I guess you can get human legs. [06:00] Maeda     Yeah, sorta. [06:02] Maeda     But even if I can grow legs, I can't walk. [06:05] Yanagida     What? You should've told me that sooner. SIGN    Wonder Drug [06:08] Maeda     Oh, I don't need any medicine. [06:09] Yanagida     What?! Really?! [06:10] Nyuudou     I wonder how everyone else is doing. [06:12] Kuniko     Hello, this is Utagawa     calling from Akihabara. [06:16] Kuniko     Beniko-chan wandered off to buy video games. [06:19] Nyuudou     Right. You've got permission to punch her. [06:21] Kuniko     Roger! SIGN    Shinjuku Station [06:23] Sano     No use over here, either. [06:25] Sano     We asked some station workers,     but they haven't seen him. [06:29] Sano     It's gonna be hard searching for him     in the subway with this crowd, too. [06:34] Takahashi     Oh? You're Abe-sensei's students. [06:37] Mamekichi     Huh? Takahashi-sensei? [06:41] Mamekichi     You have a twin?! [06:45] Takahashi (Yamazaki)     No, no, I'm the doppelganger police officer. [06:49] Takahashi     We're former classmates. SIGN    Shinjuku Bus Terminal [06:51] Takahashi (Yamazaki)     Our former classmate runs     a café behind the station, [06:55] Takahashi (Yamazaki)     so we go there every six months. [06:58] Takahashi (Yamazaki)     Wanna come with us? [07:00] Takahashi (Yamazaki)     It's a ghost café where real ghosts appear. [07:03] Mamekichi     Er, we've had our fill from the school camp. [07:08] Sano     Huh? [07:09] Sano     I'm getting an ominous feeling... [07:16] Haruaki     Sorry, I'm getting off! [07:18] Announcement     The doors are closing.     Please hold on to your belongings. [07:23] Announcement     Do not rush onto the train. SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection SIGN    Talisman of Protection [07:32] Haruaki     I can't believe how hard it     is just to get off the train. [07:36] Haruaki     Huh? [07:37] Haruaki     The talisman Mii-kun gave me is gone. [07:40] Haruaki     Did I leave it on the train? [07:42] Haruaki     Oh! There it is! [07:44] Haruaki     Thank goodness. [07:50] Haruaki     That startled me. [07:52] Haruaki     He looked like Sano-kun for a second. [07:55] Ebisu     This talisman... [07:57] Haruaki     Oh, thank you very much. That's mine! [08:00] Haruaki     It's a precious gift I received years ago. [08:03] Ebisu     Oh? I thought I had seen you before. [08:07] Ebisu     You're the human teacher     at that youkai school. [08:09] Haruaki     Huh? [08:10] Ebisu     You were on TV before, weren't you? [08:12] Ebisu     You're all the rage at my work. [08:13] Haruaki     Wait, does that mean this person's a youkai? [08:18] Haruaki     Well, I didn't know I was that famous. SIGN    Want me to     sign your clothes? SIGN    That's a     funny joke [08:22] Ebisu     So what's a teacher at a     youkai school doing here? SIGN    Er, I'm     not joking... [08:26] Haruaki     Oh, right! [08:29] Haruaki     Did you happen to see a bunch     of youkai around here? [08:32] Haruaki     Like this. [08:34] Ebisu     Wait, could it be that you're lost?     Even though you're the teacher? [08:38] Haruaki     I-I am... Where exactly in Tokyo am I? [08:42] Ebisu     Are you really a teacher? [08:44] Ebisu     Want me to help you find them? [08:47] Haruaki     Huh? But... [08:49] Ebisu     I get the feeling if I leave you alone,     you'll never get out of Tokyo. SIGN    Station     Exit Guide [08:54] Ebisu     And... [08:55] Ebisu     It's my job to make humans happy. [09:03] Ebisu     I see. [09:04] Ebisu     So you started working there,     not realizing it was a youkai school. [09:09] Haruaki     Yup. At first, I thought about     running away once every hour. [09:14] Ebisu     By the way, did you get that talisman     from one of your students? SIGN    Talisman of Protection [09:18] Haruaki     Nope. I got it from a lost little boy [09:23] Haruaki     when I was in Kyoto on a school trip. [09:27] Ebisu     Kyoto? Lost little boy? [09:30] Ebisu     Oh, that's why! [09:32] Haruaki     Huh? [09:32] Ebisu     No, it's nothing. [09:34] Ebisu     That's a really good talisman. [09:37] Ebisu     It'll protect you from disasters. [09:41] Ebisu     Well, now that we're full, [09:44] Ebisu     how do you want to meet     up with your students? [09:47] Ebisu     This would all go quicker     if you had a phone. [09:49] Haruaki     Huh? I have one. [09:50] Haruaki     But the battery's dead, so it's useless. [09:53] Ebisu     Then why not just buy a charger     from a convenience store? [09:56] Haruaki     Oh, yeah! [09:56] Zashikiwarashi     Ow! SIGN    Flop [10:01] Haruaki     Whoa, I'm sorry! Are you okay? [10:04] Haruaki     You're not hurt, are you? [10:08] Haruaki     She's by herself. Is she lost like me? [10:13] Ebisu     Abe-sensei. [10:15] Ebisu     That's a zashikiwarashi. [10:18] Ebisu     It must be a youkai bound     to this department store. SIGN    Wow... [10:21] Haruaki     What?! [10:24] Ebisu     Abe-sensei, let's go. [10:26] Ebisu     We should leave this place immediately. [10:30] Employee     Thank you very much. [10:33] Haruaki     I was able to buy a charger! [10:35] Ebisu     That's great. [10:35] Girl     That's insane. [10:37] Ebisu     By the way, is there a black-haired     boy named Mikoto in your class? [10:39] Haruaki     Uniforms! [10:42] Ebisu     Nobody taught you that you should     listen when someone's talking? [10:45] Haruaki     Sorry! [10:47] Haruaki     Wait, this feels like déjà vu. [10:51] Passerby1     Hey, a fire truck. [10:53] Passerby2     I saw on social media that the department     store just over there is on fire. [10:58] Haruaki     That little girl... [11:08] Ebisu     I knew it... SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [11:18] Haruaki     That department store... [11:21] Ebisu     See? I told you we should leave immediately. [11:24] Haruaki     What do you mean? [11:26] Ebisu     That zashikiwarashi... [11:28] Ebisu     She knew this fire was going to happen. [11:33] Haruaki     That's right... A zashikiwarashi wearing     red usually means misfortune is coming. [11:38] Ebisu     That youkai is bound to houses. [11:40] Ebisu     It brings fortune to the home it's bound     to and it wears red when it leaves. [11:46] Ebisu     And the home it leaves will face     one misfortune after another. [11:50] Haruaki     Are you saying she knew     this was going to happen? [11:53] Ebisu     No. Since she's so young, [11:56] Ebisu     she might've subconsciously worn     that when she sensed the misfortune. [11:59] Mandragora-looking guy     Sir! We got all the customers     and employees out safely! [12:04] Mandragora-looking captain     Good! Now we just have to put out the fire. [12:06] Haruaki     Thank goodness... SIGN    Keep Out [12:11] Haruaki     No... The zashikiwarashi's still inside! [12:15] Ebisu     Huh? [12:17] Haruaki     I've seen that spell before. [12:19] Haruaki     It's the same one Zashiki-san     used to close her door. [12:24] Haruaki     That girl was still small, [12:26] Haruaki     so she might've panicked and accidentally     cast the spell, trapping herself inside. [12:31] Haruaki     I can break the spell and save her. [12:36] Ebisu     You really shouldn't. [12:38] Ebisu     Right now, the only casualty     will be one youkai. [12:42] Ebisu     If you go in there, you're just     going to add to the body count. [12:46] Ebisu     You really want to bring     misfortune upon yourself? [12:49] Ebisu     I mean, they live in a completely     different world than you humans. [12:54] Ebisu     No one else would really     even know they're gone. [12:58] Haruaki     You're right. [12:59] Haruaki     That's the excuse I had     running through my head [13:02] Haruaki     when I first started this     job so I could run away. [13:04] ---     Cold [13:06] Haruaki     But I don't plan on running away anymore! SIGN    Spring Water [13:10] Haruaki     I can't pretend that she was never there. [13:12] Haruaki     She might be one of my students someday. [13:17] Haruaki     Now and forever, I'm going to guide youkai... [13:22] Haruaki     Because I'm a teacher at a youkai school! [13:28] Ebisu     I see. So that's the Haruaki Abe     that Mii-kun keeps talking about. [13:34] Ebisu     I was wondering what he was like, [13:36] Ebisu     but apparently, he's just     the typical pushover fool. [13:40] Ebisu     It makes me want to puke. [13:46] Haruaki     Thank goodness. The smoke's     not that high up yet. [13:50] Haruaki     Now's my chance... SIGN    Keep Out [13:53] Haruaki     There! SIGN    Keep Out [13:55] Haruaki     Hey! Are you okay? [13:57] Haruaki     I guess she can't hear     me because of the spell. [14:01] Haruaki     I need to do something about this. [14:03] Haruaki     I'll do what I did with     Zashiki-san's... Disappear! [14:08] Haruaki     Ow... It worked! [14:11] Haruaki     Now I just gotta get this door open... [14:14] Haruaki     It won't open. Okay, fine. Here I go! [14:17] Haruaki     Hi-yah! [14:20] Haruaki     Oh, I knew you'd be in here! [14:22] Haruaki     Man, I guess I can do it if I try. [14:24] Haruaki     Getting stuck in the chalkboard     all those times paid off. [14:27] Haruaki     Er, but now's not the time for that. [14:29] Haruaki     Put this over your mouth. [14:31] Haruaki     We need to get out before     the smoke rises more. [14:39] Haruaki     A-An explosion? [14:41] Haruaki     Oh, no... The fire and smoke     suddenly spread everywhere. [14:44] Haruaki     I know. SIGN    Quick Charger [14:46] Haruaki     The charger I bought earlier... [14:48] Mandragora     There's an incident happening. SIGN    Idiot SIGN    Incoming Call [14:52] Sano     Hello, Seimei?! [14:54] Sano     What the hell are you— [14:55] Haruaki     S-Sano-kun! [14:57] Haruaki     I-I'm actually caught in     a department store fire. [15:00] Haruaki     Or more like I got myself into it... [15:02] Haruaki     And now I can't get out. [15:04] Sano     What?! [15:05] Sano     How the hell did that happen?! [15:07] Haruaki     Yeah, it's all because I tried to act cool. [15:10] Haruaki     Can you get a hold of Ogata-kun? SIGN    Idiot [15:14] Rin     I'm right here. [15:15] Haruaki     Oh, good! SIGN    Idiot [15:16] Haruaki     Could you use your Raijin powers to cause a     thunderstorm to calm the fire down just a bit? [15:21] Rin     Is the fire really that small? [15:24] Sano     Anyway, we'll head over,     so tell us where you ar— [15:34] Sano     Seriously? [15:35] Mamekichi     Wh-What should we do? [15:37] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun's gonna die at this rate! [15:39] Sano     Damn it. First, we gotta     find out where he is. [15:46] Nyuudou     Hello? What's up, Sano? [15:49] Nyuudou     Did you find Seimei? SIGN    Blah, blah,     yadda, yadda [15:50] Sano     Well, blah, blah, yadda, yadda... [15:52] Nyuudou     What?! What the hell is that idiot doing?! [15:55] Sano     Nyuudou, you'd be able     to find the fire, right? [15:59] Nyuudou     Hmm... I can't tell him that we're     not on the observation deck anymore [16:02] Nyuudou     and are actually eating at the terrace below. [16:05] Nyuudou     Give me a minute. [16:07] Nyuudou     Yanagida! [16:08] Yanagida     I know. It's time for my medicine. [16:11] Toubyou     It's really not. [16:12] Nyuudou     Actually, he's right. [16:13] All     Huh?! [16:14] Nyuudou     You can go wild as long as no one gets hurt. [16:16] Nyuudou     You have my permission. [16:17] Nyuudou     You, too, Toubyou. [16:20] Yanagida     Leave it to me! [16:23] Yanagida     It's easy as pie if you leave it to me! [16:26] Toubyou     This is what I'm supposed to do?! [16:28] Toubyou     Someone! Save m— [16:30] Tourist     Wow, that flower just ate him. [16:32] Tourist 2     What an amazing show. [16:34] Nyuudou     Okay, Maeda. Now, turn back into a merman. [16:37] Maeda     O-Okay... [16:43] Nyuudou     Get me up into the sky! [16:45] Maeda     Roger! [16:46] Tourist child     Fishy! SIGN    Fishy! [16:49] Nyuudou     Now I can see all of Tokyo. [16:52] Nyuudou     Smoke! [16:54] Nyuudou     There it is! [16:54] Maeda     Sano! It's around Ginza! [16:57] Maeda     Huh? Be more specific? Um... [16:59] Nyuudou     Wait! I can see even more. [17:04] Nyuudou     I see it! SIGN    Byakuya Department Store [17:05] Nyuudou     It's the Byakuya Department Store in Ginza! [17:07] Nyuudou     Maeda and I will head over there now— [17:10] Cop     Hey! I'm with the Youkai Aviation Guard! [17:13] Cop     You can't just randomly     fly around like this! [17:15] Maeda and Nyuudou     W-We're sorry... [17:17] Cop     All right, it's lecture time! [17:18] Cop     This is the problem with     young folks these da— [17:21] Sano     It's no use. We'll have to     head to Ginza ourselves. [17:24] Kou     But it'll take twenty minutes     to get to Ginza from Shinjuku! [17:27] Rin     I know! Mame, transform into a plane! [17:30] Mamekichi     Oh, yeah! [17:31] Mamekichi     Transform! [17:33] Mamekichi     A small airplane! [17:36] Rin     Isn't that a bit small? [17:37] Mamekichi     This is my limit if you     consider the engine and fuel. [17:41] Kou     Damn it! If only Yanagida were around. [17:43] Sano     Calm down. [17:43] Rin     He's always around when     you don't need him... [17:44] Sano     Stay calm and think, me. [17:46] Sano     Up until now, we managed to     get through the sports day, [17:50] Sano     the kidnapping incident,     and the school camp. [17:53] Sano     The school camp... That's it! [17:55] Sano     This way! [17:57] Rin     Where are you going? [17:58] Sano     Seimei... Don't you dare die! [18:05] Haruaki     I-I'm okay. [18:06] Haruaki     I-It just grazed me. It didn't actually hit me. [18:09] Haruaki     More importantly, Sano-ku— [18:11] Haruaki     My phone is literally dead! [18:13] Haruaki     Oh, no! I can't find the     exit with all this smoke... [18:16] Haruaki     And Sano-kun can't get here... [18:18] Haruaki     I-I-I-Is there any other     way I can contact him? [18:23] Haruaki     There's something in here? [18:25] Haruaki     This is... [18:28] Boy (Mii-kun)     This way. [18:30] Haruaki     Y-You're... [18:33] Haruaki     Are you going to help us? [18:39] Haruaki     I don't think this child is human. [18:42] Haruaki     And I think I've felt this hand before... [18:46] Haruaki     The stairs! We're saved! [18:49] Haruaki     If we go down here... Wait... [18:51] Haruaki     Huh? Up? [18:57] Haruaki     That was close... If we'd gone     down, we would've died. [19:02] Haruaki     What's the matter? [19:04] Boy (Mii-kun)     This is as far as I can help you. [19:07] Boy (Mii-kun)     Thank you for taking such     good care of me for so long. [19:10] Haruaki     Huh? Hey, wait... [19:14] Haruaki     A door? Are we supposed to go through here? [19:18] Haruaki     I guess I'll just trust that kid. SIGN    Play Land [19:26] Haruaki     The roof... [19:28] Haruaki     I see. The smoke's not as dense... up here... [19:34] Haruaki     You go on ahead, Zashikiwarashi-san. [19:38] Haruaki     It's no use... I inhaled too much smoke. [19:41] Haruaki     Huh? [19:42] Haruaki     I'm holding something in my right hand... SIGN    Talisman of Protection [19:46] Haruaki     I see. So that was you earlier. [19:51] (Flashback) Ebisu     That's a really good talisman. [19:54] (Flashback) Ebisu     It'll protect you from disasters. [19:58] Haruaki     Thanks, Mii-kun. [20:02] Haruaki     Mii-kun went to all     that trouble to save me. [20:06] Haruaki     I need to do what I can to survive... [20:11] Haruaki     Rain? [20:13] Haruaki     Is this because of Mii-kun's talisman, too? [20:18] Sano     Seimei! [20:21] Haruaki     How did you know I was here? [20:23] Sano     That doesn't matter!     We're getting out of here! [20:28] Sano     I see... [20:30] Sano     You went in to save this girl. [20:33] Sano     You idiot. [20:34] Haruaki     Yeah... I'm sorry I worried you. [20:38] Yanagida     All right, let's get out of here! [20:42] Kou     Yeah, rain is definitely not     enough to put out that fire. [20:45] Rin     At this rate, it'll spread     to the other buildings, [20:48] Rin     leading to more casualties. [20:51] Mamekichi     What's that sound? [20:56] Rin     Wh-What? [20:58] Yanagida     Did a water pipe burst underground? [21:01] Mamekichi     Underground? Could it be... [21:04] Nezumi     Curse those sewer rats! I told them     to be careful with those pipes! [21:08] Hijita     Damn it! Now we've done it! [21:10] Hijita     Run away! [21:11] Nezumi     Lickity-squeak! [21:13] Kou     Did Hijita and those rats     coincidentally break it? [21:15] Rin     No way... [21:16] Haruaki     The water pipe just happens     to burst right now? [21:19] Haruaki     It's like we're being protected     by the god of fortune... [21:23] Sano     The god of fortune, huh? [21:26] Haruaki     Also, we were lucky that     Yanagida-kun showed up. [21:30] Yanagida     Oh, I'm not Yanagida-kun. [21:32] Haruaki     Huh?! [21:33] Yanagida (Yamazaki)     I'm the doppelganger police officer. [21:36] Haruaki     Oh, really? Thank you very much. [21:40] Yanagida (Yamazaki)     If you're gonna thank     someone, thank Sano-kun. [21:42] Yanagida (Yamazaki)     Sano-kun just happened to find     me and asked for my help, [21:46] Yanagida (Yamazaki)     so I transformed into Yanagida-kun. [21:49] Haruaki     Thanks, Sano-kun. [21:51] Sano     You're such a pain in the ass. [21:54] Rin     Oh, I guess everyone's     already at the station. [21:57] Yanagida (Yamazaki)     Let's hurry back, Abe-sensei. [22:00] Haruaki     Right! [22:04] Cop     Hey! Don't go casually flying around up here! [22:07] All     Sorry! 13 - The Cursed Secondhand Book Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 2-3 [00:00] Haruaki     And with that, the first     term has come to a close. [00:04] Haruaki     I look forward to seeing all of your     cheerful faces in the new term. SIGN    Summer     Vacation [00:08] Beniko     About damn time. [00:10] Mamekichi     All right! We're gonna play all     we want starting tomorrow! [00:12] Oota and Toubyou     Yeah! [00:14] Small Old Man     And so, summer vacation     begins at Hyakki Academy. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Morioka SIGN    Iwate SIGN    Episode 13     "The Cursed     Secondhand Book" [01:59] Hijita     Seriously, you should be doing this for     your husband, not your younger brother. [02:03] Hijita Sister     And I'm practicing on you so I don't     rip a hole in my husband's ear. [02:08] Hijita     So I'm just a guinea pig? [02:09] Hijita Mom     Koutarou. [02:11] Hijita     What, Mom? I'm busy right now. [02:12] Hijita Mom     Nyuudou-kun's here. [02:14] Nyuudou     H-Hey... [02:16] Nyuudou     Sorry to interrupt your siscon activities. [02:18] Hijita     What? N-No! What are you doing here, anyway? [02:21] Nyuudou     Well, stuff happened. [02:26] Nyuudou     I'm going to be staying at Zashiki's     place next door again this year, [02:30] Nyuudou     so I came by to say hi. [02:31] Hijita     Did you run away again? [02:33] Nyuudou     Ah... [02:34] Nyuudou     Yeah, pretty much. [02:36] Hijita     Hey, why don't you try talking to Seimei? [02:39] Hijita     I know how he is, but he's our teacher... [02:42] Nyuudou     What's the point in telling him? [02:46] Nyuudou     It won't change anything. [02:49] Beniko     Hey, you two. [02:51] Beniko     I brought you some shaved ice. [02:53] Beniko     Eat up! [02:54] Hijita     Beni-chan, you're here? [02:55] Beniko     I made some special syrup in the kitchen. [02:58] Beniko     Eat up, Hijita. [03:00] Hijita     Isn't it a bit brown? [03:02] Beniko     I made it so it'd suit your     tastes as a dorotabou. [03:04] Beniko     I'm having a normal strawberry one. [03:06] Nyuudou     I'll have the other strawberry. [03:07] Hijita     I wonder what everyone else is     doing on their summer vacation. [03:11] Nyuudou     Oota said he was going to watch     baseball with Akibe-san. [03:14] Both     Yay! [03:16] Beniko     They're a surprisingly active couple. [03:19] Nyuudou     Right? [03:19] Beniko     Come to think of it, three days ago, [03:21] Beniko     the tanuki and cat came by to borrow     a bike trailer to catch some bugs. [03:28] Hijita     "Dorotabou tastes," my ass! This is just dirt! [03:33] Beniko     Tee-hee! SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Okayama [03:37] Mamekichi     Hey! SIGN    Okayama [03:40] Mamekichi     Akisame-kun! [03:42] Mamekichi     I caught a new type of butterfly! [03:45] Tamao     Well done, Omame! [03:46] Renjou     That's my father! [03:49] Mamekichi     Whoops. I guess it's another     one of Renjou-san's family. [03:54] Mamekichi     The giant spider we caught     earlier was your mom... [03:58] Tamao     Is this stag beetle your little sister? [04:00] Renjou     That's not my little sister.     Isn't that a cockroach? [04:04] Tamao     Well, shoot. [04:05] Tamao     We're getting nowhere on our     bug-collecting research project. [04:07] Tamao     My mom's gonna chew me out. [04:09] Mamekichi     I'm not gonna get yelled at. [04:11] Mamekichi     Because my dad went to Kyoto today. [04:14] Mamekichi     My mom's anger is always directed at my dad. [04:17] Tamao     Why would he get yelled at for going to Kyoto? SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Kyoto SIGN    Kyoto [04:26] Mame Papa     Rin-chwan! [04:29] Mame Papa     I haven't seen you since Golden Week! [04:31] Miki     It's been so long. [04:33] Mame Papa     You haven't been at work lately.     I've been worried. [04:36] Miki     Yeah, I was busy teaching your son at school. [04:40] Miki     Also, I'm your son's former     homeroom teacher and a guy. [04:42] Miki     Figure it out already, you pervy old man! [04:44] Mame Papa     Ah, it's time for a potty break. [04:47] Miki     Oh, let me take you. [04:49] Miki     Onee-chan! [04:51] Torako     What are you yelling about? [04:53] Miki     I said I'd help out while I was back home, [04:55] Miki     but why do I have to deal     with that guy again?! [04:58] Torako     Well, you said you were broke, so I'm     letting you make some pocket money. [05:02] Miki     Come on... SIGN    Whoosh [05:04] Torako     Go on, now. He's comin' back. [05:07] Torako     Make sure you wring out all the cash     you can from the tanuki daddy. SIGN    Miki's Belongings SIGN    Hatanaka-kun [05:18] Hatanaka     Rintarou's not answering... [05:20] Hatanaka     He said he was going back home. Is he all right? [05:25] Son     Look, Papa! I'm kicking! [05:27] Hatanaka     Come on, now! [05:28] Saki     Hey! Don't splash water over here. [05:32] Hatanaka     Come on. Stop that. [05:33] Saki     Hey! [05:36] Hatanaka     Sorry, I need a towel!     Could you bring me a towel? [05:40] Haruaki     Coming! [05:44] Haruaki     Sano-kun! [05:46] Haruaki     I've been waiting for you! [05:49] Haruaki     'Sup, Yakubyougami? What do you want? [05:52] Sano     Hell if I know. [05:54] Sano     I only came here because the principal     gave me a map and it led here. [05:58] Haruaki     What? You didn't hear? [06:00] Haruaki     I told the principal that I wanted to     spend the summer with you, and he said, [06:06] Haruaki     "Then he's all yours this year." [06:09] Amaaki     Huh? [06:11] Sano     Seriously? [06:14] Mom     I can finally put this guest     tea cup to good use. [06:17] Haruaki     I wonder if Sano-kun would     like green tea or hojicha. [06:22] Mom     Well, I'm glad you were discharged from     the hospital before summer vacation. [06:27] Mom     I almost fainted when I heard     you'd gotten hurt in a fire. [06:32] Haruaki     But I'm totally fine no— [06:33] Mom     Haruaki... [06:34] Haruaki     Huh? [06:36] Mom     You got lucky this time,     but don't push yourself. [06:41] Mom     If you push yourself and end up     disregarding your own safety, [06:45] Mom     you're also disregarding     everyone you're important to. [06:49] Mom     You need to realize you're alive     because people support you. [06:54] Mom     If you're going to push yourself, do so     in a way that won't make anyone sad. [06:58] Haruaki     Okay. I'm sorry I worried you. [07:03] Haruaki     Huh? You start your part-time     job today, Sano-kun? [07:06] Sano     Yeah, pretty much. [07:08] Sano     So after this, I'm heading     to Hyakki Academy Island. [07:11] Haruaki     In that case, do you mind if I go with you? [07:14] Haruaki     I forgot something in the faculty room. [07:16] Haruaki     But wait... how are you     getting to the island? [07:19] Sano     Well, the principal... SIGN    Quick SIGN    Taxi [07:24] Haruaki     Huh... So if you call this phone     number, someone will pick you up? [07:29] Sano     Yeah. Hello? I'd like to go     to Hyakki Academy Island. [07:33] Yanagida     Thanks for waiting. [07:35] Sano     Wait, that voice... SIGN    Vacant [07:38] Yanagida     Your ittan-momen taxi is here. [07:40] Sano     Geh! Yanagida! SIGN    Gida [07:41] Yanagida     I work as a taxi during     summer break to make money. [07:45] Yanagida     I'll take you anywhere in     the country for 500 yen! [07:47] Yanagida     I can get you to the school     from here in five minutes. [07:49] Haruki     But we'd die if you flew that fast. [07:52] Yanagida     Don't worry. These seats have youkai magic     cast on them. They're super efficient. [07:56] Sano     Actually, Yanagida, [07:58] Sano     why don't you stop making medicine     and make this your real job? [08:01] Yanagida     But that'd be so dull that there'd     be no excitement in my life. [08:03] Yanagida     Messing up making medicine and almost     blowing up the school is a good balance. [08:08] Haruki     I mean, that might work for you,     but it doesn't work for us. [08:11] Yanagida     Here we go! [08:21] Haruaki     I can't believe it! How could I forget     my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia? [08:25] Haruaki     Now, then. I'll have     Yanagida-kun take me back... [08:28] Haruaki     Oh, I know! While I'm here... SIGN    Youkai Bookstore [08:35] Sano     I knew you'd show up. [08:38] Haruaki     And I figured you were expecting me. [08:41] Haruaki     Working at a used book store is pretty fancy. [08:44] Sano     Well, I'm basically just looking after     the shop since no one comes by. [08:48] Haruaki     Huh... So you're here by yourself? [08:51] Sano     The old lady who owns the place is out right     now, and the other employee here is... [08:55] Tenmaru     Oh? Well, if it isn't Abe-sensei. [08:58] Haruaki     K-Karasuma-kun?! [09:00] Sano     You actually know Karasuma-kun? [09:03] Haruaki     You know! He's one of the     members of the karasu tengu [09:05] Haruaki     that tanukinapped Maizuka-kun the other day. [09:08] Sano     What? You tanukinapped Mame?! [09:10] Tenmaru     Now, I'm just an honest young     man working at this bookstore. [09:14] Haruaki     This is what you should've     been doing in the first place. [09:16] Tenmaru     But that's so boring. [09:18] Tenmaru     We're the best when we're doing evil deeds. [09:22] Yanagida     It's a good balance. [09:23] Haruaki/Sano     He's saying the same thing as Yanagida-kun. SIGN    Leave the evil deeds to us SIGN    Tenmaru Karasuma SIGN    Karasu Tengu Troupe Secretary [09:25] Tenmaru     Anyway, I'll be happy to help you     out with any evil deed, Abe-sensei. [09:31] Haruaki     You probably won't have to worry about that. SIGN    Leave the evil deeds to us SIGN    Tenmaru Karasuma [09:37] Haruaki     Karasuma-kun sorta reminds me of you. [09:40] Haruaki     You're both cool. [09:41] Sano     What? We're nothing alike. [09:43] Sano     I mean, he tries to act cool, but... SIGN    Buddha Nirvana     Magical Girl     Mandala SIGN    First Press     Limited Edition SIGN    Comes with a special figure [09:48] Tenmaru     The Buddha Nirvana Magical Girl Mandala     Collector's Edition that comes with a figure! [09:53] Tenmaru     I couldn't even find this in Akiba!     I can't believe it's here! [09:56] Tenmaru     Dude, the quality's amazing on this thing! [09:59] Sano     As you can see, he's a hardcore     2D otaku. You think we're alike? [10:04] Haruaki     Sorry, you guys aren't that alike after all. [10:07] Haruaki     Okay, I'm gonna go look at some books. [10:09] Sano     Sure. Find a good one and     contribute to the sales here. [10:13] Haruaki     I don't even know where to start     when there's this many... [10:20] Haruaki     I feel like this book is calling to me... [10:22] Honda     Ah, you've got a good eye, sir. [10:25] Haruaki     Whoa! [10:26] Haruaki     I guess there's another employee here! [10:28] Honda     That one's got a neat trick to it.     I highly recommend it. [10:31] Honda     Perhaps it's because it's not finished,     but no one else will read it. [10:34] Haruaki     Huh? [10:36] Honda     But it's really interesting, and the     reader can supply their own ending. [10:40] Haruaki     I didn't know that was a thing!     I guess I'll read it, then. SIGN    Me [10:45] Haruaki     "It happened on a rainy day. [10:48] Haruaki     While I was feeling a bit listless     from the dull atmosphere, [10:51] Haruaki     I continued my shift as an     employee at a bookstore." [10:54] Haruaki     I guess this book stars a bookstore employee.     Just like Sano-kun and Karasuma-kun. [10:59] Haruaki     "Then, suddenly, thunder crashed     along with some other noise." SIGN    Crash [11:07] Sano     Thunder and lightning? [11:08] Sano     That sounded super close. [11:10] Tenmaru     It was sunny just moments ago. SIGN    Youkai Bookstore [11:12] Tenmaru     Oh, it's starting to rain, too. [11:15] Haruaki     That startled me! Anyway,     let's read more of the book. [11:19] Haruaki     "That day, the owner was out, [11:22] Haruaki     and my coworker So-and-So-san     and I had nothing to do." [11:27] Haruaki     "So-and-So-san"? [11:29] Haruaki     "Fill this in with the name of a     human or youkai around you." [11:32] Haruaki     But of course! [11:33] Haruaki     Then I'll read this as Sano-kun, the protagonist,     with Karasuma-kun as his coworker. SIGN    So-and-So-san SIGN    Shop Employee     "Me" SIGN    Karasuma-kun [11:41] Haruki     Hey! The name changed! [11:43] Haruki     This must be the neat trick that     employee was talking about! [11:48] Haruki     The youkai author must've cast     some sort of youkai magic on it. SIGN    Chills [11:54] Sano     What the... I suddenly felt a chill... [11:57] Tenmaru     My body also feels heavy suddenly... [12:01] Sano     It's raining, but I'm going     out for some fresh air. [12:06] Sano     The door won't open... [12:08] Tenmaru     Maybe it's locked. [12:10] Sano     No, it's not... [12:13] Haruaki     What's wrong, you two? [12:15] Tenmaru     The door won't open. [12:17] Haruaki     The door? [12:19] Haruaki     I-It couldn't be... [12:22] Haruaki     "I suddenly felt a chill. [12:24] Haruaki     Apparently, Karasuma-kun     felt something similar, [12:27] Haruaki     and the entrance door was tightly shut." [12:29] Haruaki     N-Next... [12:31] Haruaki     "And then, books suddenly fell     onto Karasuma-kun's head." [12:39] Tenmaru     Ow... What the heck? A book     suddenly fell on my head... [12:44] Sano     Did they fall from the bookshelf? [12:47] Sano     What's wrong, Seimei? [12:50] Haruaki     Um... SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [12:59] Sano and Tenmaru     So you're saying... [13:01] Sano     ...that we're now the characters in this book? [13:04] Haruaki     Apparently so... [13:05] Sano     You bastard... [13:07] Sano     How dare you drag us into     something this nonsensical? [13:10] Haruaki     Right... I'm willing to     accept any punishment. [13:13] Tenmaru     More importantly, [13:14] Tenmaru     Abe-sensei said some male employee     recommended this book to him... [13:18] Tenmaru     but Sano-senpai and I are     the only ones working today. [13:21] Haruaki     Huh? [13:22] Haruaki     No, there was another one! [13:23] Haruaki     Maybe he was a customer... [13:25] Tenmaru     You're the only customer     right now, Abe-sensei. [13:27] Haruaki     Huh? [13:28] Sano     Maybe your sixth sense kicked in. [13:31] Haruaki     What?! He was a ghost?! [13:34] Haruaki     C-Could it be that... [13:36] Haruaki     He's a past victim of this book,     and he's trying to gain more dead buddies?! [13:40] Tenmaru     We can't go outside, so apparently     Sano-senpai and I are being held hostage [13:45] Tenmaru     by this book until Abe-sensei     finishes reading this book. [13:50] Haruaki     Th-Then I'll continue reading, so be careful. [13:53] Both     Gulp. [13:55] Both     Um... "Meanwhile, near the     store, lightning crashed and—" [14:00] Haruaki     "They were surrounded in darkness.     It seems the power went out." [14:04] Sano     Wait, why is it so dark     in the middle of the day? [14:07] Haruaki     One sec. My phone's in my pocket... [14:10] Haruaki     What's that sound? [14:13] All     What?! [14:15] Haruaki     K-Karasuma-kun! [14:18] Haruaki     K-Karasuma-kun? [14:22] Haruaki     "After taking out a light from my     pocket, I nervously shone it around. [14:26] Haruaki     My coworker, Karasuma-kun, had collapsed. [14:29] Haruaki     I panicked and called out to him,     but there was no response. [14:33] Haruaki     That's right... [14:34] Haruaki     The Karasuma-kun that was laying there... [14:37] Haruaki     was dead." [14:41] Sano     Karasuma-kun! [14:44] Sano     It's no use... SIGN    Silence... [14:46] Sano     His heart's stopped. [14:48] Haruaki     O-Oh, no... [14:51] Haruaki     D-Damn it! I'll never accept a book     that messes with its readers like this! [14:57] Haruaki     "Or so I thought, but I had just imagined it." [15:01] Sano     Karasuma-kun! [15:02] Haruaki     Thank goodness! He came back to life! [15:05] Tenmaru     That startled me... I was being     forced to swim in a lake of blood... [15:09] Sano     Hey, look. The text in the book is changing. [15:12] Tenmaru     Apparently, the story progression changes     depending on what's written in the book. [15:17] Sano     Then why don't we just end it right now? [15:20] Haruaki     Oh, right! [15:23] Haruaki     Huh? It's no use. [15:25] Haruaki     I'm trying to write "the end,"     but the pencil won't move. [15:29] Haruaki     Maybe we need to at least     follow some of the story... [15:33] Tenmaru     I guess the only path is for Sensei to read on [15:36] Tenmaru     and pencil in some things to     lead us to a happy ending. [15:40] Haruaki     That's a huge responsibility... [15:43] Haruaki     "It looks like we're saved. [15:46] Haruaki     And then, the regular     So-and-So-san showed up. [15:49] Haruaki     It was raining hard outside,     and they came in to get out of the rain." [15:53] Haruaki     Another character just showed up! [15:56] Sano     Make it someone who can handle something bad! [15:58] Haruaki     What?! I can't pick! [16:01] Haruaki     I mean, my students and the mandragoras     are out of the question... [16:03] Haruaki     I don't want to involve my family... [16:05] Haruaki     Well, the teachers... [16:07] Haruaki     Er, no. They'd be scary later. [16:11] Tenmaru     In that case, I have the perfect candidate. [16:17] Bonmaru     I'm coming in to get out of the rain for a bit. [16:21] Bonmaru     Wait... [16:22] Bonmaru     Ten-chan and that one brat from before. [16:25] Haruaki     I'm apologizing in advance.     I'm really sorry about this. [16:28] Tenmaru     I mean, it won't be a big deal if he dies. [16:31] Bonmaru     That's one hell of a greeting. [16:37] Bonmaru     More importantly, what's going on here? [16:41] Haruaki     Well... SIGN    Blah, blah,     yada, yada SIGN    You use this when you     want to summarize     something. [16:43] Small old man     Blah, blah, yada, yada. [16:45] Bonmaru     What?! What the hell does that mean? [16:47] Tenmaru     Anyway, as long as Abe-sensei rewrites the     story before something really bad happens... [16:52] Haruaki     Y-Yeah, you're right. [16:56] Sano     That hurt! [16:57] Bonmaru     Hey! What're you doin', Ten-chan? [17:00] Tenmaru     I'm not sure. My body's moving on its own. [17:02] Bonmaru     Hey, now. This isn't going to turn into     a murder case or something, is it? [17:08] Haruaki     No! Don't do anything rash! [17:11] Haruaki     "Karasuma-kun slowly grabbed onto     my clothes and then XXXXX... Oh!" [17:19] Bonmaru     Th-This is an... [17:21] Haruaki     ...erotic novel! [17:24] Tenmaru     Wait, does that mean Sano-senpai and I— [17:27] Tenmaru     Y-You can't be serious! [17:29] Tenmaru     Do you know how hard I've been     trying to keep my virginity?! [17:32] Tenmaru     I can't lose it right here     and now to Sano-senpai! [17:35] Haruaki     Um, um... [17:36] Bonmaru     Hey! Hurry up and write something! [17:38] Bonmaru     Those two are going to kiss! [17:40] Haruaki     "Bonmaru-san fantasized that whole thing!" [17:43] Bonmaru     What?! [17:45] Bonmaru     Oh, God! Lewd scenes of these     two are filling my brain! [17:52] Haruaki     At this rate, they're not     going to mentally survive! [17:55] Haruaki     If only there were some other youkai... [17:58] Haruaki     Oh, right! We don't exactly     have to solve this on our own! [18:02] All     Huh? [18:04] Haruaki     Bring it on, you weird book! [18:06] Haruaki     I'm gonna fight weirdness with weirdness! [18:12] Sano     "A giant meteor came falling!" [18:14] Haruaki     "But!" [18:17] Oota     Man, that home run was so cool! [18:20] Oota     I wish I could bat like that! [18:23] Akibe     Nice home run! [18:24] Oota     Huh? I think I might've     hit something just now... [18:28] Haruaki     "Oota-kun hit it back." [18:31] Tenmaru     "Poisonous plants started     growing in the yard." [18:33] Haruki     "Coincidentally... it happened right     where Yanagida-kun was taking a break." SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison [18:39] Yanagida     Ooh, poisonous plants! SIGN    Poison SIGN    Poison [18:40] Yanagida     I'm gonna make me some poison! [18:45] Bonmaru     "A flock of locusts came flying." [18:48] Haruaki     "Right where there were     some kids collecting bugs!" SIGN    Okayama [18:53] Mame and Tamao     What a haul! [18:59] Sano     "A truck busted in." [19:01] Haruaki     "To this person's place!" SIGN    Kyoto [19:05] Geisha     A truck! [19:06] Geisha     Is being held up! [19:08] Miki     That's dangerous, damn it. [19:11] Haruaki     "To a drunk Rintarou-kun!" [19:13] Miki     You're in the way, damn it! [19:17] Tenmaru     "Kidnapped by aliens." [19:18] Haruaki     Well, these people would     absolutely love that! SIGN    To     Takahashi-sensei [19:24] Takahashi     Wow... It's been my dream ever     since I was a child to meet aliens. [19:28] Takahashi     I'm so curious... [19:30] Takahashi     I wonder if you have blood types. [19:33] Takahashi     What color is it? [19:35] Takahashi     Body temperature? [19:35] Takahashi     What shapes are its organs? [19:38] Takahashi     What kinds do you have? [19:40] Takahashi     I want to see all of this with my own eyes! SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff [19:47] Sano     Okay, the book's getting tired. [19:50] Haruaki     How's that?! Truth is stranger than fiction! [19:53] Haruaki     A bizarre book is no match for my weirdness! SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff SIGN    Huff [19:58] Tenmaru     There are only a few pages remaining! [20:00] Haruaki     So, what are you going to do next? [20:02] Haruaki     "And so, the cursed book sucked     in everyone around it." [20:06] All     Huh? [20:08] Haruaki     "And then they became a part of the cast of     characters to forever entertain readers." [20:12] All     Huh? [20:17] Bonmaru     Wha— [20:19] Bonmaru     What the hell is this?! [20:20] Sano     Seimei! [20:22] Haruaki     Then how about this?! [20:26] Haruaki     "But the book fell to Haruaki     Abe's power to exorcise demons!" [20:38] Sano     It's not over yet! End that book! [20:41] Haruaki     "And so, the book's curse was lifted! [20:44] Haruaki     And everyone lived happily ever after! [20:47] Haruaki     The end!" [20:56] Tenmaru     We can take this to mean the     curse was indeed lifted, right? [21:00] All     W-We're saved... SIGN    Author     Photo SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 120 1000 0 1000 SIGN    Kotoba Honda SIGN    1915-1945 SIGN    Born in Tokyo SIGN    Though he spent his life as a human,     he was rumored to have supernatural     powers. He never got noticed as an     author while he was alive, and his     dream to have his work published     never came true, but after his death,     a youkai publishing editorial     department found a safe from his     home that burnt down and... [21:06] Haruaki     This person... [21:08] Haruaki     He's the employee who     suggested this book to me! [21:11] Sano     So it was the author's ghost... [21:14] Tenmaru     Apparently he passed away a long time ago. [21:16] Haruaki     So he really was a ghost. [21:19] Tenmaru     Maybe he couldn't pass on because     his book was incomplete, [21:24] Tenmaru     so he relied on you since     you have a strong sixth sense. [21:28] Haruaki     I see. [21:30] Haruaki     It ended up a really weird story, [21:32] Haruaki     but if the author and this book are now     able to rest in peace, it's worth it. [21:37] Bonmaru     Yeah. [21:38] Tenmaru     Yup. [21:41] Haruaki     If everything I wrote came true, [21:43] Haruaki     I should've written things that     would've benefited us more! [21:47] Bonmaru     Yeah! [21:48] Haruaki     Like conveniently being buried in uniforms! [21:50] Bonmaru     Or conveniently becoming rich! [21:52] Tenmaru     Actually, I think you might still make it! [21:54] Tenmaru     And then please conveniently create a     girlfriend I can lose my virginity to! [21:59] Sano     Seriously... SIGN    Youkai Bookstore [22:02] Sano     Go get cursed again, you idiots! SIGN    Author     Photo [22:07] Honda     Tee-hee-hee. 14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Haruaki     It's right around the middle     of summer vacation... [00:09] Haruaki     and today, we're all having a study     session at Hijita-kun's home in Iwate. [00:12] Mamekichi     Whew... I finally finished my picture     diary all the way to August 31st. SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia [00:18] Haruaki     Huh?! But it's still August 10th! SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia [00:21] Mamekichi     I just tried to imagine what     I'd draw tomorrow and on. SIGN    Youkai Items     Encyclopedia [00:23] Haruaki     Namaste! [00:25] Mamekichi     August 13th. Seimei-kun suddenly     went to India to train as a warrior. [00:30] Mamekichi     August 20th. Nyuudou-kun became     a partier and got all the girls. [00:35] Nyuudou     Well, ain't you a cutie? [00:37] Mamekcihi     August 31st. I wonder what     happened to Seimei-kun... [00:41] Haruaki     Wait! What happened to me in India?! [00:47] Beniko     It's 3 PM... I have plans, so I'm going home. [00:52] Hijita     You're just running away because     you don't want to study. [00:54] Beniko     No. [00:56] Beniko     Someone's coming to interview     my family's bed and breakfast. [01:00] All     Interview?! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Occult Paradise     July [02:33] Haruaki     Huh... So your family's place is     going to be in this magazine. SIGN    Occult Paradise     July [02:38] Sano     I didn't even know your family     ran a bed and breakfast. SIGN    Episode 14     "Zashiki-san's     Bed-and-Breakfast Home" [02:41] Beniko     For humans, yeah. [02:43] Beniko     Our bed and breakfast keeps becoming a hot     topic among humans because youkai appear. [02:48] Haruaki     I think I've seen something     like that on TV before. [02:52] Beniko     All three of my dads are human,     and they don't understand youkai very well, [02:57] Beniko     so I have to make sure they don't     accidentally say anything weird. [03:00] Haruaki and sano     Three dads? SIGN    Zashiki Manor [03:06] Matsuo     Huh... So you're Beniko's     homeroom teacher, eh? SIGN    Matsuo SIGN    Kotake [03:10] Kotake     What kind of youkai are you, Sensei? SIGN    Koume [03:13] Koume     He seems like an akaname. [03:15] Haruaki     An akaname?! [03:16] Sano     I guess you really do have three dads. [03:19] Beniko     Yup. [03:20] Beniko     A long time ago, Matsu-san bought     an old house with his friends, [03:25] Beniko     Take-san and Ume-san,      to start a bed and breakfast. [03:29] (Flashback) Matsuo     We haven't been able to find a job,     so let's start a bed and breakfast! [03:32] (Flashback) Kotake     How much did you buy this place for? [03:34] (Flashback) Matsuo     Two hundred thousand! [03:35] (Flashback) Koume     What a dump... [03:36] Beniko     They started remodeling     the place on their own [03:39] Beniko     to make it a bed and     breakfast, and one day... [03:43] (Flashback) Kotake     Do you guys see that lump in the floor? [03:51] Beniko     So, yeah. I was born from the house. [03:55] Yanagida     I see. So when a house and     human really love each other, [03:59] Yanagida     a zashikiwarashi is born. [04:01] Mamekichi     So I guess this house is     your mom, Beniko-chan. [04:05] Beniko     That doesn't matter, but Dads, these guys     said they'd help out with the interview. [04:10] Matsuo     Help out? [04:12] Hijita     We'll help spook the interviewers. [04:15] Matsuo     That's great! We'll be counting on     you to bring in more customers! [04:20] Yanagida     While we're at it, I'll go ahead and     invite the other guys from Class 3. [04:24] Haruaki     But wow, Zashiki-san. It's amazing     that you were born from a house. [04:28] Nyuudou     I never knew about that. [04:30] Haruaki     How were you born, Nyuudou-kun? [04:34] Nyuudou     Normally. [04:36] Nyuudou     Just like humans. [04:39] Haruaki     Oh... I see. [04:41] Nyuudou     What? Did you think I was     born from an eyeball? [04:44] Haruaki     Maybe a little bit. [04:46] Nyuudou     All right. Let's help them get ready. [04:54] Interviewer     Thanks for having us over! [04:56] Interviewer     Hello. I'm a reporter for     Monthly Occult Paradise. [04:59] Mamekichi     They're here... [05:01] Hijita     They just look like some     background characters. [05:03] Nyuudou     Two of them? [05:04] Reporter     So that we can write this article     from various points of view, [05:08] Reporter     I had a scientist who doesn't believe     in the occult come along, as well. [05:12] Scientist     Hello. [05:13] Reporter     He's been able to scientifically explain     lots of supernatural phenomena. [05:18] Scientist     Yes. Anything occult is fake, after all. [05:23] Scientist     But I realize it's hard to get     customers at a place like this [05:26] Scientist     in this day and age if you don't     have some kind of gimmick. [05:29] Scientist     My condolences. [05:31] Hijita     That stupid, gangly-armed,     nerdy-ass four-eyes! [05:33] Hijita     I'll drown him in mud! [05:35] Mamekichi     Hiji-tan! Calm down! [05:37] Nyuudou     I get how you feel, but... [05:39] Beniko     The hell did you just say, you     gangly-armed, nerdy-ass, four-eyes? [05:42] Beniko     Don't blame me if you piss your pants later. [05:47] Matsuo     I'm sorry. Our daughter is rather blunt. [05:51] Kotake     Beniko, of course we want him to die,     but you shouldn't say that out loud. [05:55] Koume     She didn't go that far. [05:57] Scientist     My, what a pure young lady filled with dreams. [06:01] Scientist     Very well. Then please scare me by tomorrow. [06:05] Beniko     You got it. [06:06] Beniko     If we scare you, you'd better write a     five-star review online, you stupid four-eyes! [06:10] Scientist     Though you're also a four-eyes. [06:13] Beniko     You bet eye am! [06:15] Haruaki     Eye-eye-eye, things seem to be heating up. [06:17] Sano     It's gotten so heated, they're speaking     in eye puns. Eye didn't see that coming. [06:21] Nyuudou     Wow, eye didn't know it was contagious. [06:22] Yanagida     Hey! Did you wait long? [06:25] Yanagida     I just went ahead and kidnapped some     classmates who seemed to be free. SIGN    203 [06:30] Fuji     I see. SIGN    Fire SIGN    Oni [06:31] Fuji     So we just need to spook this scientist     and scare the crap outta him. [06:36] Hijita     Seimei, you're pretty good at coming     up with plans at times like this. [06:40] Hijita     You got any ideas? [06:42] Beniko     No, I'm the one who started this, [06:45] Beniko     so I'm gonna take responsibility     and give the orders. [06:48] Beniko     We'll start with a light jab. [06:50] Beniko     Fuji! [06:51] Fuji     Me?! [06:52] Reporter     Pardon us. [06:55] Reporter     Wow! So many dolls! [06:58] Scientist     A common gimmick for places like this. [07:02] Fuji     Pardon me. [07:06] Fuji     I'm sorry for my late introduction. [07:09] Fuji     I'm the matron of this inn. [07:11] Fuji     Thank you very much for     coming to Zashiki Manor. [07:14] Reporter     Wow, what a hottie! [07:16] Fuji     Here are some tea snacks. [07:18] Reporter     Hey, thanks! [07:20] Reporter     Yikes! Your hands are so cold, ma'am! [07:23] Fuji     Oh, I'm sorry. I get cold easily. [07:26] Fuji     Please enjoy your stay. [07:30] Reporter     Th-Thanks... [07:31] Reporter     That goes beyond getting cold easily. [07:34] Reporter     She was as cold as ice! [07:36] Koume     Hello! I brought some tea snacks! [07:39] Reporter     Huh? But the matron just     brought us tea snacks. [07:43] Reporter     She apologized for not greeting us sooner. [07:45] Koume     Matron? [07:46] Koume     The only female worker we have here is     our daughter Beniko, whom you met earlier. [07:51] Koume     Enjoy your stay. [07:54] Reporter     W-W-Well, her hands were as cold as ice! [07:59] Fuji     Wasn't my acting awesome?! [08:01] Haruaki     Fuji-kun is sorta terrifying. [08:03] Reporter     Th-Then were these snacks     prepared by a ghost? [08:09] Reporter     What's inside? [08:14] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [08:17] Small Old Man     Korpokkur are tiny little youkai     that fit in the palm of your hand. [08:21] Small Old Man     They are often seen living under leaves. [08:26] Akibe     Run away! [08:29] Reporter     That was a small old man! [08:31] Reporter     The one that's supposed to     bring you luck if you see one! [08:33] Akibe     Who're you callin' an old man?     I'm a cute girl, dagnabbit. [08:36] Reporter     Oh, sorry. [08:39] Akibe     It's fine, as long as you get it. [08:42] Reporter     That wasn't a small old man,     but a small little lady! [08:45] Reporter     I guess youkai really exist! [08:47] Scientist     Now, calm down. [08:49] Scientist     There's no way someone that small exists. [08:51] Scientist     It's clearly just a moving doll. [08:54] Scientist     You were spooked by what     they said about the matron, [08:57] Scientist     so your brain just mistook     that doll for a small youkai. [09:02] Scientist     "Occult things occur at this inn." [09:05] Scientist     When that thought is     embedded in your brain, [09:06] Scientist     even the slightest things make you     think they're occult matters. [09:10] Reporter     Oh, I see. [09:11] Scientist     All things involving the occult are either     made up or illusions created by your brain. [09:15] Fuji     Tch. This guy won't stop spewing nonsense. [09:18] Fuji     Big talk for the jerk who     couldn't even tell I'm a guy. [09:21] Akibe     Not to mention, this reporter is just     believing everything this guy says. [09:25] Renjou     Zashiki-san, I'm ready. [09:28] Beniko     Right. Okay, you're up, Seimei,     Kurahashi, and Momoyama-san. [09:33] Kurahashi     I-I really need to do this? [09:36] Beniko     This is something only you all can do. [09:38] Haruaki     Man... I never thought I'd     be spooking someone, too. [09:43] Beniko     Don't worry. You're basically a youkai. [09:45] Kou     Little Brother, to experience     something scary at night... [09:49] Rin     ...clear skies just won't do, Little Brother. SIGN    Zashiki Manor [10:03] Beniko     Take-san. [10:04] Beniko     We're ready. [10:06] Kotake     Roger. [10:07] Kotake     Ume-san, Ume-san! There's trouble! [10:10] Koume     What's the matter, Take-san? [10:11] Kotake     The guest in room 103 just won't come out. [10:16] Koume     What? You mean the guest who stayed     in the room that's supposedly cursed? [10:19] Reporter     What? There's a cursed room? [10:23] Koume     Room 103 on the first floor is cursed, you see. [10:26] Koume     It's dangerous, so we don't     usually let anyone stay in it, [10:30] Koume     but some members of a     college occult club insisted. [10:34] Reporter     I wonder how it's cursed. [10:36] Koume     There's a rumor that a spider lady appears. [10:39] Koume     A spider possessed a woman who died     in this room a hundred years ago, [10:43] Koume     and she became a youkai that     attacks people, or something. [10:48] Reporter     I-I didn't know this place     had that kind of legend... [10:52] Kotake     I mean, we only built this place 17 years ago. SIGN    103 [10:56] Kotake     This is the room. Ume-san, the spare key, please. [11:02] Koume     Hello? [11:04] Koume     Anyone here? [11:07] Reporter     It's the curse of the spider woman! [11:15] Scientist     This is actual spider webbing... [11:17] Beniko     These college students... were also     determined to learn about this room's curse. [11:23] Beniko     I guess you might be next. [11:26] Beniko     Don't provoke those who     aren't human too much. [11:30] Scientist     This is quite the presentation. [11:34] All     More importantly, this was     the role only we could play? SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [11:47] Reporter     S-Someone call an ambulance! [11:49] All     Huh? An ambulance?! SIGN    Sparkarumble!! SIGN    Sparkarumble!! [11:53] Reporter     Th-The power went out? [11:54] Reporter     Is this also the work of the spider woman? [11:57] Rin     Now, Renjou-san. [11:59] Renjou     Right. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [12:00] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [12:02] Small Old Man     Jorougumo. A spider youkai that freely     controls spider webs with her eight hands. [12:07] Small Old Man     She can even produce illusions     with her youkai magic. [12:13] Reporter     Oh, thank goodness! The lights came ba— [12:16] Reporter     The dead bodies and the     spider webs are all gone?! [12:19] Scientist     A-ha! So that's what's going on. [12:22] Scientist     Those college students were all in on this! [12:25] Scientist     When the breaker fell,     they ran off and hid somewhere! [12:29] Scientist     I'm sure it'd be quite inconvenient if there     was an investigation because of some corpses! [12:32] Kou Rin     I guess he's sharper than     we thought, Little Brother. [12:36] Scientist     Those who aren't human? Please. [12:39] Scientist     Pathetic! [12:40] Reporter     Hey, that's a bit harsh! [12:42] Koume     Take-san, don't get mad. [12:48] Beniko     Good work, Seimei. [12:51] Beniko     Here's some jajamen. [12:53] Small Old Man     Jajamen is a famous dish in Iwate. [12:56] Beniko     My dads made it for dinner. [12:58] Haruaki     Thanks. [13:00] Haruaki     Man, I didn't think I'd     be playing a dead body. [13:04] Beniko     You pulled it off perfectly. [13:05] Beniko     It's not surprising when you     show signs of death all the time. [13:08] Haruaki     Huh? Uh, sure... [13:10] Beniko     That last attempt failed. [13:11] Beniko     I need to spook them more     realistically next. [13:19] Beniko     What? [13:21] Haruaki     Oh, it's nothing. [13:22] Haruaki     It's just rare to see you get serious when     it comes to someone other than yourself. [13:26] Haruaki     Oh, sorry! [13:28] Haruaki     I could've worded that better. [13:29] Haruaki     You always seem so cool and calm     as long as things don't involve you. [13:34] Hijita     Beniko and Seimei? [13:36] Beniko     Seimei, will you hear me out for a bit? [13:39] Haruaki     Huh? Sure. [13:41] Hijita     Beniko's telling Seimei something?! [13:43] Hijita     She's not confessing her     love or anything, is she?! [13:48] Beniko     This happened about ten years ago. [13:51] Beniko     Matsu-san was dumped by the woman     he was dating. I didn't get to meet her. [13:56] Beniko     Take-san and Ume-san wouldn't     tell me why he got dumped. [14:02] (Flashback) Kotake     I'll tell you once you're old     enough to buy pervy books. [14:05] (Flashback) Koume     Hey, Take-san! [14:06] Beniko     But one day, I ended up hearing the reason. [14:09] (Flashback) Matsuo     Well... when I told her about     Beniko, she thought I was insane. [14:15] (Flashback) Matsuo     I mean, of course if you suddenly     said you had a youkai daughter, [14:18] (Flashback) Matsuo     they'd freak out. [14:19] (Flashback) Matsuo     But I guess it just means that     we weren't meant to be together. [14:24] (Flashback) Hijita     B-Beni-chan... [14:27] (Flashback) Beniko     I knew it. [14:29] (Flashback) Beniko     I almost ended up having a stepmom     who doesn't believe in youkai. [14:34] (Flashback) Beniko     Come on, Koutarou. [14:35] (Flashback) Beniko     I got some pocket money,     so let's go to the candy store. [14:38] (Flashback) Hijita     Beni-chan— [14:39] (Flashback) Beniko     But the old lady at the candy store     rigged the lottery the other day... [14:43] (Flashback) Hijita     Beniko! [14:45] (Flashback) Beniko     What? You don't need to pity me. [14:48] (Flashback) Beniko     This involves humans and youkai.     This kind of thing is bound to happen. [14:54] (Flashback) Beniko     I'm not even worried about it,     so don't say anything. [14:59] Beniko     Yeah, it can't be helped.     It was unavoidable. [15:03] Beniko     But even so, if I said I didn't     feel any kind of way, I'd be lying. [15:08] Haruaki     Zashiki-san... [15:10] Beniko     I mean, I did think about it     for about a minute before... [15:14] Beniko     But I guess worrying about     stuff isn't really my style. [15:17] Beniko     I can at least be considerate, I've got     a great figure, and my face is cute. [15:22] Hijita     She sure thinks highly of herself. [15:26] Beniko     Their daughter is this impressive. [15:28] Beniko     I'm sure they lost some things     by having me around... [15:31] Beniko     but I'm sure they gained even     more things by having me around. [15:35] Beniko     I want to use this opportunity     to prove to my dads [15:39] Beniko     that I'm a daughter they can be proud of. [15:44] Haruaki     It's all right. [15:45] Haruaki     I'm sure we'll be able to do that. [15:50] Beniko     Yeah, of course. [15:53] Sano     Hey, stop pushing! We'll break the door! [15:57] Haruaki     Whoa! Wh-What are all of you doing? [16:00] Kurahashi     Er, we were just eavesdropping... [16:02] Fuji     It was all Sano's idea. [16:03] Sano     And you were the first to agree to it, Fuji. [16:05] Umbrella     Where are you touching, you perv?! [16:07] Mamekichi     Beniko-chan! Let's scare the     pants off that scientist jerk! [16:10] Nyuudou     Tamao, are you crying? [16:12] Tamao     I'm so moved! [16:14] Sano     You're all freaking heavy. Get off me! [16:15] Kurahashi     You're kicking me in the stomach! [16:17] Beniko     Seimei, it's just like you     said the first time we met. [16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki     But I'm sure there are things at school [16:24] (Flashback) Haruaki     that you can't enjoy in a game!     I'm sure of it! [16:28] Beniko     I'd never be able to find     these little shits in a game. [16:34] Beniko     All right, you guys! [16:35] Beniko     We're gonna make that scientist jerk     and NPC-faced reporter cry! [16:38] All     Yeah! [16:39] Hijita     And I totally missed my chance to come out. [16:42] Beniko     Also, Hijita, stop trying to act     cool back there and come out. [16:45] Hijita     Huh?! If you knew I was here,     you should've said something! [16:50] Reporter     I know what the scientist     said, but I'm scared. [16:53] Reporter     What if that spider woman     attacks me in the bath? [16:56] Reporter     Uh, wait. Where is the bath? [17:00] Reporter     Hey, you. Do you know where the bath is? [17:03] Ogoso     The bath is over there. SIGN    Oni [17:06] Reporter     Over there? But there's     only a wall over there. [17:12] Reporter     Huh? SIGN    Bath [17:13] Reporter     There's the bath. [17:14] Reporter     Oh, that's where it is. [17:16] Reporter     Thanks for letting me know. SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni SIGN    Oni [17:22] Reporter     Hm? The door won't open. [17:25] Scientist     Hello? What are you doing? [17:27] Reporter     Oh, hello. I'm just gonna take a bath. [17:31] Scientist     Er, no. What are you doing to that wall? [17:34] Reporter     N-No way! [17:36] Reporter     But there was... [17:38] Scientist     You're probably just tired. [17:39] Reporter     What?! But that boy said... SIGN    Oni [17:42] Haruaki     That was amazing, Ogoso-kun! [17:44] Fuji     Is that your youkai magic? [17:45] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [17:48] Small Old Man     An amanojaku causes the exact     opposite thing that a human desires [17:52] Small Old Man     to happen and tricks them. [17:54] Small Old Man     They can create illusions from lies, too. [17:58] Haruaki     By the way, Ogoso-kun,     are those your everyday clothes? [18:00] Ogoso     Er, I'm not sure if I'd call     them my everyday clothes... [18:04] Scientist     Is someone there? [18:06] Haruaki     Oh, no! They found us! [18:08] Haruaki     In that case... [18:12] Haruaki     You... saw me... didn't you?! [18:25] Haruaki     Whew... I managed to pull     off acting like a youkai. [18:28] Reporter     I knew it! There are youkai! [18:30] Scientist     I-I mean... that startled me, [18:33] Scientist     but you see stuff like that in     haunted houses all the time! [18:35] Oota     Then how about this? [18:39] Oota     I'm not an illusion, by the way. [18:41] Reporter     It's a giant! [18:44] Oota     I'm a daidarabocchi! [18:45] Scientist     Th-That must be some kind of hologram! [18:48] Scientist     I know! Try and touch it!     That'll prove it's fake... [18:51] Reporter     No way! If I touch it and it's     real, I think I'll get cursed! [18:55] Reporter     Huh? [18:56] Hijita     Give me back my field... [19:04] Scientist     Hey! Don't just faint and     leave me all alone! [19:08] Beniko     What's wrong? It sounds like you're scared. [19:12] Scientist     Th-That voice... It's the girl who lives here! [19:14] Scientist     Wh-Where are you hiding? [19:17] Beniko     Hiding? What are you talking about? [19:21] Beniko     We've been standing right beside     you watching this all play out. [19:24] Scientist     "We"?! [19:40] Beniko     Let me say it one more time... [19:43] Beniko     Do not provoke us youkai. [19:47] Beniko     Youkai are always hiding where you can't see. [19:54] Scientist     Okay... [20:04] Reporter     Man... [20:06] Reporter     I was so surprised yesterday. [20:08] Reporter     That was the first time     I'd ever seen a ghost. [20:11] Reporter     Thanks to you, I think I'll be     able to write a great article. [20:14] Koume     We're counting on you. [20:17] Beniko     Well, four-eyes? [20:19] Beniko     Did you encounter any youkai yesterday? [20:21] Scientist     No! [20:22] Scientist     I know I carelessly said, "Okay,"     yesterday, but deep down, [20:25] Scientist     I refuse to accept the existence of     something as uncertain as youkai. [20:29] Beniko     What?! Do you have some kind of ailment     where you'll die if you admit you've lost?! [20:33] Scientist     No... Just as you said, I peed my     pants and passed out, so I lost. [20:41] Beniko     Huh? You peed yourself? [20:42] Scientist     I-I did not! Just... almost... [20:45] Scientist     But as I promised, I will write     a five-star review online. [20:50] Scientist     The next time I come, I'm going     to prove that this inn is a fake, [20:53] Scientist     so please be prepared, [20:55] Scientist     self-proclaimed Youkai-san. [20:58] Beniko     You should be more honest with yourself. [21:00] Koume     Come by whenever you want     to see some youkai again. [21:04] Kotake     If you write a crappy article about us,     I'll sue you for libel and defamation! [21:09] Haruaki     Looks like it went well. [21:11] Matsuo     Man, thanks so much, everyone. [21:15] Koume     You did a great job spooking them.     You're definitely a professional. [21:18] Haruaki     Er, but my usual job doesn't     involve spooking... [21:21] Kotake     Looks like word of our place     will spread again. [21:23] Matsuo     Also, Beniko... [21:26] Matsuo     The way you spooked them     was really awesome! [21:31] Matsuo     We're proud to call you our daughter! [21:36] Kotake     All right. We're going to treat you     all to a homemade meal to thank you. [21:41] Matsuo     But before that... there's one     more job for all of you to do. [21:46] Matsuo     All right. Let's have you     clean up the mess you made! [21:49] All     What?! [21:51] Umbrella     But we didn't make this mess... [21:54] Fuji     It was pretty dirty from the start. [21:56] Oota     Can I just lift the roof up? [22:01] Small Old Man     As for the article... SIGN    Feature: Supernatural!     An Inn Where     Youkai Appear SIGN    Photo of the male ghost we saw [22:04] All     That ain't even us! [22:07] Haruaki     I ended up in the article! 15 - Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe, and Shutendouji Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Heian-kyo, Around 950 AD [00:01] People     An oni! It's an oni! [00:06] Noble 1 (Ranmaru)     So that's the shutendouji from Mount Ooe. [00:10] Noble 2 (Principal)     The slayers haven't arrived yet? [00:12] Noble 2 (Principal)     What should we do, Seimei? [00:14] Seimei     We have no choice. [00:16] Seimei     I'll pacify her myself. [00:20] Marshmallow     ...-kun... Seimei-kun. [00:24] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [00:25] Haruaki     Whoa! That startled me! [00:27] Haruaki     I thought an emoji had suddenly     appeared in front of my face. [00:31] Marshmallow     You looked really pained. [00:32] Marshmallow     Were you dreaming about a     sailor uniform being burned? [00:35] Haruaki     Hmm... I don't really remember. SIGN    Welcome [00:39] Haruaki     Oh, we're almost there! SIGN    Ooe Town SIGN    Youkai     Alley SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [02:13] Haruaki     I've been coming to Kyoto     ever since I was little, SIGN    Episode 15     "Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe,     and Shutendouji" [02:17] Haruaki     but I never would've thought a youkai     town like this existed in the woods. [02:21] Marshmallow     It's a hidden village for youkai. [02:24] Marshmallow     But I don't see any humans     like you, Seimei-kun. [02:27] Passersby     A human? SIGN    Psst... Psst... SIGN    Psst... Psst... [02:27] Haruaki     Huh? [02:28] Youkai A     You're right. It's a human. [02:31] Haruaki     Huh? [02:32] Cyclops     All right! Got some food! [02:34] Shishimai     Hey, hand over the soul.     Human souls are worth a fortune. [02:38] Haruaki     These youkai are trying to eat me! [02:40] Haruaki     Actually, I'm not a human! [02:42] Marshmallow     Yeah. This human's a youkai. [02:45] Haruaki     See? My head spins around 720 degrees! [02:47] Marshmallow     I'm not sure if that helps anything... [02:49] Cyclops     Quit messin' around! [02:52] Cyclops     Who the hell're you? [02:54] Shishimai     H-Hey, that's the lady from Miki's place. [02:57] Cyclops     Huh? [02:58] Ibara     Apparently, that human's a guest of mine. [03:02] Cyclops     O-Oh, I didn't know this was     food for Ibarakidouji-sama! [03:06] Cyclops     Pardon me! [03:08] Haruaki     W-We're saved... [03:11] Ibara     You need to be careful. This town is old. [03:14] Ibara     There're still plenty of youkai 'round here [03:16] Ibara     that're old-fashioned enough     to think humans are food. [03:20] Haruaki     Now I know what Izuna-kun meant     yesterday on the phone. [03:24] Hatanaka     What?! You're going to Rintarou's place? [03:27] Hatanaka     Don't die! [03:28] (Flashback) Haruaki     Huh? What's that supposed to mean?! [03:30] Ibara     You're... Rintarou and Izuna-kun's friend... [03:34] Ibara     the human, Haruaki-kun? [03:37] Haruaki     Yes! [03:39] Haruaki     Are you... [03:41] Ibara     I'm Ibara. [03:43] Ibara     I'm Rintarou Miki's fifth older sister,     and I'm the youkai ibarakidouji. SIGN    Mike's Home [03:49] Miki     Heya, Haruaki-kun. [03:51] Miki     Thanks for comin' all this way. [03:53] Haruaki     No problem! Thanks for inviting me over. [03:57] Haruaki     I got you some yatsuhashi. [03:59] Miki     Why would you give someone from     Kyoto souvenirs from Kyoto? [04:04] Mandragora     Nom, nom... [04:05] Ibara     Well, I'll go make some shaved ice. [04:08] Marshmallow     Ice! I'mma go, too! [04:10] Haruaki     Oh, don't trouble yourself. [04:13] Haruaki     So... what are you plotting by having     me come over all of a sudden? [04:18] Miki     Gulp... [04:19] Miki     Oh, don't be like that.     I just have a small favor to ask. [04:23] Haruaki     And that's what people call plotting. [04:26] Miki     You see... [04:28] Miki     Geh, it's from Izuna-kun. [04:31] Miki     One sec. Hello? [04:33] Miki     What do you want?     Things were just gettin' good. [04:35] Hatanaka     Haruaki told me he was going     to your place yesterday. [04:39] Hatanaka     What are you plotting? [04:40] Miki     Again with the plotting...     What's with all of you? [04:47] Haruaki     What's that? I think I hear something. [04:54] Shutendouji     Ah, Rintarou... Is this a new sacrifice? [05:03] Miki     Oh, dear. Did you see her already? [05:07] Miki     Don't worry. My mother's sealed away here. [05:11] Miki     She can't reach you as long as     you don't go beyond those doors. [05:15] Haruaki     That's... y-your mom?! [05:19] Miki     Yeah, she just loves men so much... [05:22] Miki     She has no trouble eatin' all     kinds of youkai and humans. [05:25] Miki     And she went a bit too far,     so she got sealed away here. [05:29] Miki     Ever since, whenever any     male youkai come by here, [05:33] Miki     we let her feed on their souls     and their virility a bit. [05:37] Haruaki     Wait, so did you call me over     so she could eat my soul?! [05:42] Miki     Oh, come on, now. [05:44] Miki     It'll just be a little bit.     Just your virility will do. [05:47] Haruaki     Y-You jerk! [05:49] Miki     Actually, I'm kidding. [05:51] Miki     I've actually been meanin' to     ask you this for a while... [05:55] Miki     Could you... [05:56] Miki     slay her for me? [05:58] Miki     With your exorcism powers. [06:01] Haruaki     Huh? Uh, what? [06:03] Miki     I mean... it's not just the spirit energy     souls of the youkai that come here. [06:08] Miki     She eats my spirit energy,     even though I'm her son. [06:11] Miki     Because of that, I'm completely out     of spirit energy unless I drink alcohol, [06:15] Miki     which I can't even drink. [06:17] Haruaki     But... slaying her would be... [06:20] Miki     She was actually sealed     away a thousand years ago [06:23] Miki     by an onmyouji who had     the same powers as you. [06:27] Miki     So you need to take responsibility... [06:30] Miki     Descendant of Abe no     Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun. [06:34] Haruaki     But... [06:36] Miki     I know! If you do your best,     I'll get you a little gift. [06:39] Miki     Maybe a uniform of your liking. [06:41] Haruaki     I'll do my best! [06:43] Miki     You sure are a sucker for your desires. [06:45] Haruaki     But I'm not like my ancestor! [06:49] Haruaki     She's a youkai. [06:50] Haruaki     I can't slay a youkai,     especially my friend's mother! [06:54] Haruaki     So I'll take responsibility in my own way [06:56] Haruaki     and resolve this peacefully. [06:59] Haruaki     All right, Rintarou-kun's mom! [07:02] Haruaki     Let's have a peaceful discussion— [07:05] Shutendouji     Are you that onmyouji from long ago? [07:08] Haruaki     N-No! I just sorta look like him... [07:12] Haruaki     I heard that my ancestor sealed you away. [07:16] Haruaki     So, uh... to apologize... [07:18] Haruaki     Here, have some yatsuhashi. [07:20] Shutendouji     Mm, I'm hungry. [07:22] Shutendouji     Hand over your heart.     Or your virility will do, too. [07:26] Haruaki     I'm a virgin, so please, no... [07:29] Shutendouji     I don't mind carrying a human's     child every once in a while... [07:34] Haruaki     I can't have you underestimating me! [07:36] Haruaki     I don't get excited at all by anyone     who's not wearing a uniform! [07:39] Haruaki     No matter what they do! [07:41] Marshmallow     U-Uh, there seems to be     a lot of trouble going on. [07:44] Marshmallow     I have to save Seimei-kun. [07:46] Ibara     Wait. [07:47] Ibara     I have a favor to ask you,     Marshmallow-chan. [07:51] Marshmallow     Hm... [07:52] Ibara     I'm countin' on you. [07:53] Marshmallow     Roger! Marshmallow Dash! [07:56] Ibara     Rintarou. [07:58] Miki     Ibara-neechan. [07:59] Ibara     I heard what's goin' on. [08:01] Ibara     You can't have your friends     do somethin' like this. Bad! [08:05] Miki     What're you talking about? [08:07] Miki     I don't have any friends to begin with. SIGN    Kochin [08:11] Miki     I just called him a friend to play along     with some fool in glasses that I know. [08:18] Miki     And this is Haruaki-kun, the descendant     of Abe no Seimei, who inherited his powers. [08:25] Miki     If it weren't for that, [08:26] Miki     there's no way I'd get     along with some human. [08:31] Ibara     Rintarou... So you haven't     let go of the past... [08:37] Haruaki     Please don't eat me! [08:39] Ibara     Haruaki-kun! [08:42] Haruaki     I'm gonna have to use my exorcism powers     just enough so I don't slay her... [08:46] Haruaki     Fantasy sailor uniform power 30%! [08:52] Haruaki     I did it! [08:53] Shutendouji     What is this? [08:54] Haruaki     I, Haruaki, can do it if I try! [09:01] Haruaki     Okay, think! [09:02] Haruaki     In order to resolve this without     slaying Rintarou-kun's mom... [09:07] Ibara     Haruaki-kun! [09:09] Ibara     I'm glad you're safe. [09:11] Haruaki     Hup! [09:14] Ibara     You should head home while you can. [09:16] Ibara     Mother's pretty angry. [09:18] Haruaki     Huh? But I have to do     something about your mom. [09:21] Haruaki     I mean, it was my ancestor who... [09:23] Ibara     Please! I don't want Rintarou     losin' another friend. [09:30] Haruaki     What do you mean? [09:33] Ibara     Just once in the past... [09:36] Ibara     Rintarou brought home a human friend. [09:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     Wow, so many kimonos! [09:43] (Flashback) Boy Miki     Right? These are my favorites! [09:46] (Flashback) Ibara     Rintarou! [09:47] (Flashback) Boy Miki     My sister's callin' me. I'll be right back. [09:50] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     'Kay. [09:51] (Flashback) Ibara     Here're some snacks. [09:53] (Flashback) Torako     Wow, it's not like you     to bring a friend home. [09:56] (Flashback) Boy Miki     He said he wanted to see some     kimonos, so I'm showin' him. [10:00] (Flashback) Boy Miki     And... h-he's not my friend... [10:03] (Flashback) Boy Miki     Not yet... [10:05] (Flashback) Shutendouji     Come here... [10:11] (Flashback) Torako     What's that noise? [10:13] (Flashback) Ibara     It's coming from Mother's room. [10:16] (Flashback) Boy Miki     Oh, no... [10:21] (Flashback) Shutendouji     It's been a while since I've had one...     but human souls taste so foul. [10:28] (Flashback) Shutendouji     Say, Rintarou. [10:31] (Flashback) Shutendouji     Next time, bring me something better. [10:35] (Flashback) Ibara     Rintarou! [10:36] (Flashback) Torako     Tch. She finally ended up killin' one. [10:46] Haruaki     Wh-What happened to the boy? [10:49] Ibara     My eldest sister, Torako-neesan,     said she dumped him in the woods. [10:54] Ibara     But ever since then, Rintarou's only     been able to interact with others [10:58] Ibara     by keeping a certain     distance away from them. [11:04] Ibara     Haruaki-kun, please don't cry. [11:08] Haruaki     I also haven't been able to make     any friends until recently... [11:12] Haruaki     So I know how happy he must've felt     to make a friend for the first time. [11:17] Haruaki     So there's just... [11:19] Haruaki     There's just nothing sadder... [11:25] Ibara     So please... I know you     got dragged into this, [11:29] Ibara     but please continue to be     friends with Rintarou— [11:31] Haruaki     No, I'm not leaving. [11:34] Haruaki     Even if Rintarou-kun only got closer to me [11:36] Haruaki     because I'm a descendant of Abe no Seimei... [11:42] Haruaki     Even then, it's true that he interacted     with me without being scared, [11:45] Haruaki     and that saved me. [11:50] Ibara     Haruaki-kun... [11:51] Haruaki     Plus, a little while ago... [11:54] (Flashback) Miki     So you need to take responsibility... [11:57] (Flashback) Miki     Descendant of Abe no     Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun. [12:03] Haruaki     I could clearly see your     sincere cry for help. [12:09] Haruaki     So... [12:11] Haruaki     As planned, I'm going to     do something about this! [12:14] Haruaki     Peacefully! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [12:22] Haruaki     And so, once again I say, "Hello!" [12:25] Shutendouji     Did you really come here     to be eaten willingly? [12:29] Haruaki     My exorcism powers expel a     youkai's spiritual powers. [12:32] Haruaki     So I'll just steal her as much of her spirit     energy as it takes to weaken her! [12:36] Haruaki     Hi-yah! [12:39] Haruaki     Huh? [12:40] Haruaki     Wait, am I only able to use my exorcism     powers a set number of times a day? [12:44] Haruaki     Just one sec! [12:46] Haruaki     I didn't know how I actually worked! [12:48] Haruaki     Damn you, Ancestor! You should've     left me an user manual! [12:52] Haruaki     Ibara-san! [12:53] Ibara     Mother, please stop this!     This is Rintarou's friend! [12:59] Shutendouji     You delinquent daughter! [13:03] Ibara     I-Izuna-kun! [13:06] Haruaki     That unrelenting sharpness... [13:09] Hatanaka     Hey, you shitty ol' hag! [13:11] Hatanaka     What do you think you're doing to my wife?! [13:14] Ibara     I-Izuna-kun! [13:15] Hatanaka     Are you hurt at all, Ibara-chan? [13:18] Haruaki     What?! [13:20] Haruaki     Ibara-san, you're Izuna-kun's wife?! [13:22] Marshmallow     I definitely figured as much. [13:25] Haruaki     Wait, how did he get here? [13:26] Marshmallow     Ibara-san asked me to get him. [13:28] Yanagida     And then everyone's hero,     Yanagida, brought them here! [13:31] Haruaki     Yanagida-kun! [13:32] Shutendouji     Are you done talking? [13:39] Ibara     Izuna-kun! Haruaki-kun! Ittan-momen-kun! [13:42] Shutendouji     What a nuisance... [13:44] Shutendouji     Kamaitachi, I'll be taking all     of your spirit energy later. [13:49] Shutendouji     But I'll start with the appetizer. [13:52] Miki     Wait, Mom! [13:54] Miki     Please don't! I'll just give you some     more of my spirit power, so please! [13:58] Shutendouji     What's this? [13:59] Shutendouji     You seem rather powerless     compared to Ibara, Rintarou. [14:03] Shutendouji     You poor thing. I consumed too     much of your spirit energy. [14:07] Shutendouji     Let's see... [14:08] Miki     Stop! [14:09] Miki     I said stop! [14:11] Miki     He's my... frie— [14:16] Shutendouji     Wh-What is this? [14:18] Shutendouji     This soul doesn't suit me at all. [14:20] Shutendouji     Here. You can have his vessel back. [14:25] Shutendouji     I think something like this     might've happened before. [14:28] Shutendouji     Rintarou, the sacrifices you     bring me always taste so foul. [14:38] Miki     This April, he suddenly     transferred to our school. [14:43] (Flashback) Haruaki     N-Nice to meet you all. [14:45] (Flashback) Haruaki     I'll be Class 2-3's homeroom     teacher starting today. [14:48] (Flashback) Haruaki     I'm Haruaki Abe... a human. [14:51] (Flashback) Haruaki     I-I look forward to working with all of you. [14:53] Miki     I found out he was the     descendant of Abe no Seimei, [14:56] Miki     who had a connection with my family... [14:59] Miki     So I had always considered     the fact that his power [15:01] Miki     to exorcise demons may come in handy. [15:05] Miki     But in reality, he turned out     to be disappointingly useless. [15:09] (Flashback) Hatanaka     I really wish he'd shape up a little. [15:12] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Not only as a teacher, but as an adult. [15:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka     He's definitely not friend material. [15:17] (Flashback) Miki     Yeah. SIGN    Kochin [15:19] Miki     Or so I thought... [15:22] (Flashback) Haruaki     I was just a little jealous     of the relationship [15:25] (Flashback) Haruaki     between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei. [15:30] Miki     Eventually, I ended up seeing     a bit of my old self in him, [15:35] Miki     and I felt some affinity toward him. [15:38] Miki     I guess even though I'm physically an oni, [15:40] Miki     my heart just doesn't want     to fully become one. [15:42] Miki     Though I already knew that since     I couldn't abandon my mother [15:46] Miki     and kept giving her my spirit energy. [15:50] Miki     Even when that happened... [15:53] (Flashback) Shutendouji     I've finally amassed enough power to     break free from this loathsome seal. [15:58] (Flashback) Shutendouji     Just a little more... [16:01] Miki     Damn it! She never mentioned her     seal would break, that stupid hag! [16:06] Miki     What should I do? [16:07] Miki     I can't waste any time. [16:09] (Flashback) Miki     Hello? Haruaki-kun? [16:11] (Flashback) Miki     I was just wonderin' how you were doing. [16:14] Miki     I'm an oni. [16:15] (Flashback) Miki     Oh, hey. Why don't you come     over to my place sometime? [16:19] Miki     Inside and out! [16:21] Marshmallow     S-Seimei-kun's soul was eaten! [16:26] Hatanaka     Hey... He hasn't died just yet. [16:29] Hatanaka     I'll just slice open her stomach     and get his soul out. [16:32] Shutendouji     Oh? Look at you, getting cocky just     because you cut one of my arms. [16:40] Miki     You can stop acting cocky, too! [16:42] Miki     Hurry up and return Haruaki-kun's     soul, you stupid hag! [16:45] Shutendouji     Oh, how deplorable. [16:47] Shutendouji     How dare you talk to your mother like that? [16:53] Hatanaka     Rintarou! [16:54] Shutendouji     You must understand, Rintarou... [16:56] Shutendouji     I'm just disciplining you. [16:58] Shutendouji     This is your mother's love. [17:01] Miki     What is this? We're both shutendouji... [17:05] Miki     but I don't stand a chance. [17:08] Miki     Say, Haruaki-kun... [17:10] Miki     I'm so mad... [17:12] Miki     In the end, I'm a half-ass who can't     turn my body and soul into an oni. [17:17] Ibara     Rintarou... [17:20] Marshmallow     Hey, big lady! [17:22] Shutendouji     What is it, little one? [17:23] Marshmallow     Eat me! SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First [17:25] Miki     Marshmallow... [17:26] Marshmallow     Wait for me, Rintarou! [17:28] Marshmallow     I'm gonna go in her belly and     get Haruaki-kun's soul back! [17:32] Abe no Seimei     Don't worry. You don't need to do that. SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First [17:35] Marshmallow     That voice... Seimei-kun? SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First SIGN    Safety First [17:40] Abe no Seimei     Honestly... How many times must you eat     my soul before you learn your lesson? [17:44] Hatanaka     What the? She's suddenly in pain. [17:47] Shutendouji     This soul... Don't tell me it's... Again?! [17:54] Abe no Seimei     Come now, Haruaki.     This is no time for sleeping. [17:58] Abe no Seimei     Try doing the thing I couldn't accomplish... [18:01] Abe no Seimei     but peacefully, okay? [18:08] Haruaki     Huh? I... [18:10] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [18:10] Yanagida     Seimei-sensei! [18:10] Hatanaka/Ibara     Haruaki-kun! [18:12] Miki     Haruaki-kun... [18:13] Haruaki     Rintarou-kun, what's wrong? [18:17] Haruaki     Don't cry... [18:18] Haruaki     Huh?! [18:19] Miki     Ow! [18:20] Haruaki     My exorcism powers seem to be leaking out! [18:24] Haruaki     Why, though? [18:25] Miki     We can figure that out later! [18:27] Miki     We'll stop my mom's movements!     You use your exorcism powers! [18:31] Haruaki     Aye-aye! [18:32] Shutendouji     That's not happening! [18:36] Shutendouji     Kamaitachi! [18:39] Miki     I'm stopping you for sure this time! [18:40] Miki     I'm the great youkai     shutendouji, just like you! [18:45] Yanagida     Seimei-sensei! Now's your chance! [18:48] Haruaki     Thanks! Hup! [18:49] Yanagida     I feel dizzy all of a sudden... [18:53] Haruaki     Right now, I should be able to use more     of my exorcism powers than usual. [18:57] Haruaki     Come forth, exorcism powers! [19:06] Shutendouji     You insolent fool! [19:08] Haruaki     Yikes! That's way more     power than I thought! [19:11] Haruaki     But at this rate, I'll end     up exorcising everyone! [19:13] Haruaki     I know! [19:15] Haruaki     Everyone! [19:16] Haruaki     I need you all to insult me! [19:18] Haruaki     I can't tweak these powers on my own! [19:21] Haruaki     By the way, I'm used to being     called stupid, trash, and garbage, [19:24] Haruaki     so anything besides that! [19:25] Hatanaka     Uh... I can't think of anything now     that you've put me on the spot! [19:29] Miki     Have any of you been watching     Haruaki-kun up until now? [19:32] Hatanaka     Rintarou... [19:34] Miki     Haruaki-kun! [19:35] Miki     The principal said he's gonna     get rid of uniforms next year! [19:40] Haruaki     Huh? [19:43] Haruaki     It's a lot smaller now! [19:45] Haruaki     This will finally bring this     thousand-year grudge to an end! [19:49] Haruaki     I'll make sure Rintarou-kun     won't ever have to cry again! [20:02] Hatanaka     Haruaki! [20:06] Hatanaka     Are you all right? [20:07] Haruaki     Y-Yeah, somehow... [20:12] Hatanaka     You're insane. I can feel my spirit     powers draining just by touching you. [20:16] Haruaki     Whoa, sorry! [20:17] Haruaki     Man, how do I stop this? [20:20] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [20:20] Marshmallow     You dropped your trademark beads. [20:22] Haruaki     Oh, thanks! [20:24] Haruaki     Thank goodness I didn't lose them. [20:26] Haruaki     Dad told me to always keep this on... [20:29] Haruaki     Hey, wait... [20:31] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [20:32] Hatanaka     Are you all right? [20:33] Haruaki     I suddenly just felt all     my strength leave me. [20:36] Hatanaka     Looks like your exorcism powers stopped, too. [20:39] Haruaki     Really? Thank goodness. [20:41] Mandragora     Begone, evil spirits! [20:43] Hatanaka     Ibara-chan, what happened to Shutendouji? [20:46] Ibara     Well... [20:47] Ibara     It's not just her spirit power... I think she     lost most of her powers as a youkai, as well. [20:52] Ibara     She's not really a shutendouji anymore. [20:54] Ibara     She's more like just a tiny ko-oni now. [20:58] Haruaki     Rintarou-kun! [21:00] Haruaki     Just as I promised, I settled it peacefully. [21:05] Hatanaka     Rintarou, I'm sure you have something to say. [21:08] Miki     You pushover! [21:09] Miki     You could've actually died!     Why aren't you getting mad? [21:13] Hatanaka     Let me translate that. "I'm sorry." [21:17] Miki     I-I didn't say that. [21:19] Miki     It's "Thank you." [21:24] Haruaki     Up until now, it felt like I was     just sort of your friend. [21:31] Haruaki     So this time... Please     officially become my friend. [21:37] Miki     You really, truly are... such a pushover. SIGN    15 Years Ago [23:18] (Flashback) Torako     I'm so sorry, human child. [23:21] (Flashback) Torako     Don't go interacting with     youkai in your next life. [23:25] Abe no Seimei     Goodness... [23:27] Abe no Seimei     To think I'd still have a connection with     Shutendouji even after being reincarnated. [23:32] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     That was a nice nap... Huh? What is this? [23:36] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     Huh? [23:37] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     What am I doing here? [23:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     I made friends with a boy my age, [23:43] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     and my memories after that are all fuzzy. [23:46] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     Come to think of it... that kid with the     giant lump on his head was so pretty! [23:51] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki     I hope we can become friends     if I ever see him again! 16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Small Old Man     Sometimes, he's Takahashi-sensei     from Hyakki Academy. [00:06] Small Old Man     Sometimes, he's Yanagida-kun,     the ittan-momen. [00:11] Small Old Man     And sometimes, he's Rensuke     Nyuudou, the cyclops. [00:15] Small Old Man     But his true identity... [00:18] Small Old Man     is the police officer who keeps     Hyakki Academy Island safe... [00:22] Small Old Man     The doppelganger, Yamazaki-san! [00:27] Small Old Man     He works daily to keep the island safe! [00:33] Small Old Man     And today's story features Yamazaki-san! [00:39] Yamazaki     Hold it! [00:52] Yamazaki     Hold it! [00:55] Teketeke     What kind of idiot actually waits     when someone tells them to "hold it"? [01:02] Yamazaki     Damn it! [01:03] Mandragora Cop A     Yamazaki-san, what happened to the guy? [01:06] Yamazaki     Looks like he went into the school. [01:08] Mandragora Cop A     Oh, no! [01:10] Mandragora Cop B     That place is connected to all     kinds of places across Japan! [01:13] Mandragora Cop B     He's gonna get away! [01:16] Yamazaki     Don't worry. [01:18] Yamazaki     If there's a villain who disturbs the peace, [01:21] Yamazaki     I will chase them down to     the ends of the earth. [01:24] Mandragora Cop A     He's now a wanted criminal! [01:26] Mandragora Cop A     If you find him, you'll get 100 trillion yen! [01:27] Mandragora Cop B     That's like the national budget. [01:29] Yamazaki     If he underestimates me, thinking I'm     just some island cop, he'll regret it. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 16     "The Great Hyakki     Academy Island Chase!!" SIGN    Laze SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform     Encyclopedia SIGN    Super Cute     Uniform     Encyclopedia SIGN    Haruaki SIGN    Laze [03:13] Haruaki     The incident at Rintarou-kun's place got     resolved, so I'm just gonna laze around today. [03:21] Haruaki     No, wait. It's summer vacation. [03:24] Haruaki     I need to take this chance to talk to     the uniforms so we can grow closer... [03:29] Haruaki     A visitor? [03:31] Haruaki     Mom! Are you around? [03:35] Haruaki     Hello! Who's... [03:40] Haruaki     I'm not home. [03:41] Miki     Oh, dear. Well, that's a rather brazen lie. [03:49] Haruaki     Those are Izuna-kun's kids? [03:53] Haruaki     But why are you with them, Rintarou-kun? [03:56] Miki     They said Ibara-neechan's not feeling well,     so they were gonna take her to the hospital. SIGN    Thanks. SIGN    –Hatanaka [04:02] Miki     And they dumped them on me. [04:05] Miki     Honestly... Izuna-kun sure doesn't     know how to ask for favors. [04:08] Miki     So, yeah. Help me babysit them. [04:11] Haruaki     What?! Why me? [04:14] Miki     Okay, you little runts. Gather round. [04:17] Kamae     Busy now. [04:18] Miki     Want some treats? SIGN    Slide SIGN    Slide [04:21] Miki     That's right. I love kids     who know how to behave. [04:25] Miki     All right, go ahead and introduce     yourselves to this old guy here. [04:29] Haruaki     If I'm an old guy, so are you! [04:32] Miki     Let's start with Big Sis. [04:34] Saki     I'm Saki Hatanaka and I'm six years old! [04:36] Saki     My type is someone who makes     ten million yen a year. [04:40] Haruaki     W-Wow, you're a bit precocious, aren't you? [04:43] Haruaki     Are you also a kamaitachi? [04:45] Saki     Nope, I'm not. [04:47] Saki     I'm an oni just like Mommy. [04:50] Saki     That's why I'm really strong. [04:52] Saki     So... [04:54] Saki     If you look at me like some creeper, [04:57] Saki     don't expect to see the     light of day tomorrow, [05:00] Saki     you lolicon! [05:01] Haruaki     Uh, I'm not a lolicon! [05:03] Haruaki     Only call me that if I actually look like one! [05:05] Haruaki     Not that I would ever do that! [05:06] Saki     My two little brothers are kamaitachi. SIGN    Kamae SIGN    Taichi [05:09] Saki     The older one is Kamae,     and the younger one is Taichi. SIGN    No. 1 SIGN    No. 2 [05:13] Both     And together, we're Kamaitachi! [05:16] Saki     I call them Little Bro No. 1 and     Little Bro No. 2 because it's easier. [05:20] Kamae     Hey, let's play! [05:23] Haruaki     Huh? Sure. What did you want to play? [05:25] Kamae     Let's play RPG! [05:28] Kamae     Curse you, Demon King! I'll defeat you! [05:31] Kamae     Swoosh! SIGN    Kamae SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8 SIGN    Max HP     Max MP     Attack Magic     Healing Magic     Strength     Defense     Agility     Versatility SIGN    m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50 [05:35] Miki     Curse that stupid four-eyes... [05:37] Miki     The hell is he teachin' these kids? [05:49] Saki     I wonder what this room is. [06:00] Kamae     Vroom, vroom, vroom... [06:03] Haruaki     H-Hey, let's play some other game. SIGN    Stranger Danger Buzzer [06:08] Haruaki     Oh, Saki-chan. [06:10] Haruaki     Did you wander off somewhere? [06:12] Haruaki     Did you go... to my room? [06:14] Saki     Come any closer and I'm gonna     push my stranger danger buzzer! SIGN    Stranger     Danger     Buzzer [06:17] Saki     You perv! [06:18] Haruaki     A perv?! How?! [06:20] Saki     What do you plan to do with all those     uniforms you have on your walls?! [06:23] Haruaki     What am I going to do? Why, that room     just belongs to all of the uniforms! [06:29] Saki     Little Bro No. 1! [06:31] Saki     Beat down this perv! [06:33] Kamae     Begone! SIGN    Kamae SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8 SIGN    Max HP     Max MP     Attack Magic     Healing Magic     Strength     Defense     Agility     Versatility SIGN    m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50 [06:36] Kamae     Swoosh. [06:40] Miki     Ow... [06:40] Kamae     I defeated the Pervy Demon King! [06:43] Haruaki     S-Sa... [06:43] Kamae     Yay! Yay! Yay! [06:45] Miki     Sa? [06:45] Haruaki     Sano-kun! [06:49] Sano     Man, what's with all the racket? [06:51] Haruaki     I-Izuna-kun's ki... kids... [06:55] Haruaki     Th-They called me a perv! [06:58] Sano     I mean, it's true. [07:02] Mandragora     Uppercut! [07:04] Miki     It's a relief to have you     help us out, Sano-kun. [07:04] Kamae     Wait up! [07:08] Kamae     Wait up! [07:09] Miki     Those little runts will play     until they're outta gas, [07:12] Miki     so we adults really can't keep up. [07:14] Sano     You're totally planning on     slacking off, aren't you? [07:17] Miki     I see your habit of saying exactly what's on     your mind hasn't changed since last year. [07:23] Miki     Keep that up, and you're gonna     lose out when you're older. [07:27] Haruaki     Well, that's part of Sano-kun's charm, too. [07:30] Sano     What? [07:31] Sano     Quit acting like some good adult,     you perv with a uniform fetish. [07:35] Haruaki     Why am I getting dragged into it?! [07:38] Teketeke     I somehow managed to escape... [07:40] Kamae     Hey! [07:41] Kamae     What's this giant house? [07:44] Haruaki     You can't go in there! [07:46] Haruaki     That's called a storehouse, and it's     got a lot of valuable things inside. [07:51] Saki     A storehouse, you say? [07:53] Saki     Maybe he's wealthy after all. [07:55] Haruaki     Anyway, there are a lot of valuable     and important things in there, [08:00] Haruaki     so don't go near it, okay? [08:02] Teketeke     Valuable and important things, eh? [08:05] Mandragora     You're under arrest! [08:07] Kamae     Hey, old guy! [08:09] Miki     Can Big Brother help you? [08:12] Kamae     I'm hungry. I wanna eat something. [08:15] Miki     Well, I guess it is lunchtime. [08:18] Haruaki     Want me to make something? [08:19] Miki     Huh? You can cook? [08:22] Haruaki     If it's like instant noodles, yeah. [08:24] Miki     That's not called cooking. [08:25] Haruaki     H-Hey, don't judge! Then what     about you, Rintarou-kun? [08:29] Saki     Oh? Little Bro No.1 and 2 aren't here. [08:34] Haruaki     What?! Don't tell me they     went into the storehouse! [08:37] Sano     No! Look over there! [08:40] Kamae     Hup, hup... [08:42] Haruaki     Oh, no! They're heading out! [08:44] Saki     Let's go after them! [08:46] Kamae     Let's go play outside. [08:56] Kamae     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! [08:58] Saki     Number 1?! [08:59] Haruaki     What's the matter? [09:00] Kamae     Little Bro No. 2 got taken     away by some grandpa! [09:04] Haruaki     Some grandpa? Like my neighbor? [09:07] Sano     Wait, was he found in his kamaitachi form? [09:10] Sano     That's not good. [09:11] Miki     It's a crime for a youkai be seen     in their usual forms by humans. [09:16] Haruaki     That's not good! [09:17] Sano     Yeah, I just said that. [09:19] Haruaki     No, I mean, my neighbor is... [09:24] Neighbor     We're having weasel hot pot tonight! [09:30] Haruaki     ...a guy who'll eat anything! [09:36] Miki     No, no, no! [09:38] Haruaki     Pardon me! [09:39] Saki     Little Bro No. 2! [09:41] Kamae     Number 2! [09:42] Haruaki     I know! Now's the time for... [09:45] Sano     ...the power of a yakubyougami! [09:58] Sano     Sorry. Since this was so sudden,     this was the best I could do. [10:03] Haruaki     You didn't mean that apology at all! [10:05] Haruaki     Minus one point! [10:12] Haruaki     N-Number 2! [10:15] Miki     No, no, no, no! [10:28] Haruaki     Please make it in time! [10:34] Neighbor     Aiyah... [10:36] Haruaki and Miki     That's hot! SIGN    That's hot! [10:40] Taichi     Swoosh. [10:41] Small Old Man     Ten points! [10:42] Saki     That was amazing, Little Bro No. 2! [10:43] Saki     Nice sickle! [10:44] Kamae     Wow! That was so cool! [10:46] Saki     Thank goodness! It looks like you're okay. [10:49] Sano     These two sure aren't. [10:53] Neighbor     You're... [10:55] Neighbor     Ain't you Haruaki-kun from next door? [10:59] Haruaki     This is our weasel. Sorry for the trouble! [11:03] Mandragora     Scadaddly doo! [11:05] Haruaki     Thank goodness he was safe. [11:07] Saki     Jeez. It's okay to cause trouble, but you     can't go outside without permission! [11:12] Miki     Could you maybe not cause     any trouble, either? [11:16] Amaaki     Who the hell are you?! [11:19] Haruaki     Ame? [11:21] Haruaki     What's wrong? What're you shouting for? [11:24] Haruaki     Weren't you helping out at the shrine today? [11:26] Amaaki     Haru! Look up there! [11:31] Haruaki     A-A-A robber?! [11:33] Amaaki     He ransacked the storehouse and     is tryin' to make off with the loot! [11:36] Yamazaki     Give yourself up, Bandit Teketeke! [11:46] Amaaki     A y-y-y-y-y-y-youkai?! [11:51] Haruaki     Yamazaki-san?! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [12:01] Yamazaki     Surrender right now, Bandit Teketeke! [12:04] Teketeke     You never give up, huh? [12:06] Teketeke     Just try an' catch me! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [12:13] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [12:15] Small Old Man     Teketeke. [12:16] Small Old Man     A youkai missing the lower half of its body. [12:18] Small Old Man     It uses its two hands to     move at incredible speeds. [12:22] Amaaki     So it is a youkai! [12:26] Sano     Why didja have to fall toward me? [12:31] Teketeke     I can't wait to see what's inside! [12:35] Haruaki     That's our family heirloom! [12:37] Sano     Is it important? [12:38] Haruaki     It's super valuable! [12:40] Haruaki     I'm not gonna let you steal that! [12:42] Haruaki     Give it back! [12:44] Teketeke     Guess this must be really valuable. [12:46] Teketeke     I'll happily take it off your hands, then! [12:50] Yamazaki     Hold it! [12:52] Miki     They've been chasin' him all     the way from the island? [12:55] Miki     Yamazaki-san sure is dedicated. [13:01] Mandragora Cop A     That's because Yamazaki-san     is a hero of justice. [13:04] Mandragora Cop B     Are any of you hurt? [13:06] Mandragora Cop B     Did he take anything else? [13:08] Kamae     Police officers! [13:10] Kamae     So cool! [13:11] Mandragora Cop A     Our job is to protect the people! [13:15] Mandragora Cop B     If you have any questions     or concerns, let us know. [13:19] Saki     So how much do you guys make in a year? [13:24] Miki     Well, I guess that is important. [13:27] Haruaki     I'm not sure if I can say she's got a     good head on her shoulders or not... SIGN    Menacing [13:32] Mandragora Cop A     What a mighty fine storehouse! [13:35] Mandragora Cop A     Er... [13:38] Mandragora Cop A     So, a murder took place here... [13:41] Haruaki     Not at all! We just said we got robbed! [13:48] Haruaki     Could you check out the     crime scene properly, please? [13:50] Haruaki     Do your job! [13:51] Mandragora Cop A     Okey. [13:53] Mandragora Cop B     All right, let's have a look-see. [13:55] Mandragora Cop B     Well, dang. This place got     messed up real good. [13:59] Mandragora Cop A     Well, let's see... [14:05] Mandragora Cop B     Man, he got this place good. [14:08] Mandragora Cop A     Let's see... Did the robber     leave anything behind? [14:13] Yamazaki     This is Yamazaki! [14:14] Yamazaki     I'm having difficulty pursuing Teketeke!     He's reached the city center! [14:17] Yamazaki     Requesting backup! [14:19] Mandragora Cop A     We can't just sit around here! [14:20] Mandragora Cop B     We need to go after Teketeke, too! [14:23] Haruaki     I guess he's having trouble... [14:25] Mandragora Cop A     Hey, cop car! [14:32] Mandragora Cop A     Don't you worry! [14:33] Mandragora Cop B     Leave this case to us! [14:36] Haruaki     I'll go after the thief, too! [14:38] Miki     You're being awfully proactive. [14:40] Haruaki     I mean, he took something     from the storehouse! [14:43] Haruaki     I can't just stand here and do nothing! [14:48] Haruaki     Ow... [14:51] Haruaki     My foot got caught on... Wait, what?! [14:54] Kamae     You're under arrest! [14:57] Sano     Why do I have to be stuck     with him, of all people? [15:01] Haruaki     You shouldn't play with handcuffs! [15:04] Miki     The keys to those should be somewhere. [15:06] Miki     So for now, let's just wait patiently     until the officers get back. [15:11] Haruaki     No, let's go! [15:13] Haruaki     With how fast Sano-kun and I are, [15:15] Haruaki     I'm sure we'll be able to catch the robber! [15:18] Sano     Damn it. Fine. Let's go. [15:22] Sano     We're doing this     three-legged race style. [15:24] Haruaki     Yeah! I'm sure we'll be perfectly in sync. [15:27] Sano     Okay, right leg first. [15:28] Haruaki     Okay! Ready, and... SIGN    Flop SIGN    Flop SIGN    Flop SIGN    Flop SIGN    Flop SIGN    Flop [15:32] Sano     The hell are you doing, you idiot?! [15:34] Haruaki     You said to start with the right! [15:36] Sano     I meant my right leg! [15:38] Haruaki     You weren't clear! [15:40] Haruaki     Minus five points! [15:42] Sano     Shut up with that minus crap! [15:44] Haruaki     Come on! One more time! [15:45] Haruaki     We're starting with the left this time! [15:46] Sano     We're starting with my left! [15:47] Amaaki     How the hell is that in sync? [15:50] Miki     We're gettin' nowhere. [15:52] Yamazaki     Hold it! [15:54] Teketeke     You're too slow! [15:58] Yamazaki     How dare he take a route     where he'd get noticed?! [16:00] Yamazaki     I need to catch him fast! [16:03] Yamazaki     You must surrender! [16:05] Yamazaki     Being seen by a human in your     youkai form is against the law! [16:10] Yamazaki     Don't make this worse for you! [16:12] Teketeke     As long as you don't catch me,     I win! I'm outta here! [16:17] Yamazaki     Damn it! I'm not gonna catch him! [16:20] Yamazaki     I need to think of a plan! [16:22] Teketeke     See ya, loser! [16:24] Sano; Haruaki     One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. [16:33] Haruaki     All right! We caught up with     you, storehouse robber! [16:36] Teketeke     Who the hell are you guys?     What kind of youkai are you? [16:38] Haruaki     I'm a human! [16:39] Sano     And I'm a yakubyougami! [16:40] Teketeke     Then I'll just climb back up and... [16:44] Mandragora Cop A     Where is he?! [16:47] Teketeke     Tch! [16:48] Haruaki     You're not getting away! [16:49] Sano     Just get caught by the cops already. [16:51] Teketeke     Heh! You ain't no coppers!     What can you even do? [16:55] Haruaki     We can at least stall you! [16:56] Both     Take this! [16:58] Haruaki     My... [16:59] Sano     My... [16:59] Haruaki     Power to exorcise demons! [17:01] Sano     Youkai magic! [17:14] Haruaki     Sorry! I still can't control my powers! [17:20] Sano     Sadly, neither can I. [17:22] Amaaki     Haru! [17:26] Amaaki     Are you all right, Haru? [17:27] Haruaki     Ame! What are you doing here?     It's dangerous! Get back! [17:31] Amaaki     I came because I was worried. [17:35] Amaaki     Eek! A youkai! [17:37] Teketeke     I knew it. You're scared     of youkai, aren't ya? [17:40] Haruaki     Don't, Ame! Get out of here now! [17:44] Teketeke     Looks like God's on my side! [17:49] Teketeke     Hey, weirdos! If you want     this guy to live, step back! [17:54] Sano     Damn it... Is there nothing we can do? [17:59] Amaaki     Actually... Since you stalled him for me... [18:02] Teketeke     Eh? Huh?! [18:08] Amaaki     I was able to corner this thief! [18:12] Teketeke     Wh-Who the hell are you?! [18:18] Yamazaki     The youkai police! [18:20] Sano     That's... [18:21] Haruaki     Yamazaki-san! [18:23] Teketeke     Damn it! You're a copper! Let go of me! [18:27] Yamazaki     Don't go underestimating... [18:31] Yamazaki     a police officer! [18:37] Yamazaki     14:33... [18:41] Yamazaki     The perp has been captured. [18:45] Mandragora Cop A     And that's that! [18:48] Sano     That sucked. [18:50] Haruaki     Sorry about that, Sano-kun. [18:51] Sano     Eh, we gotta look out     for each other, I guess. [18:54] Yamazaki     Well... I was able to capture     the thief thanks to you two. [19:00] Yamazaki     Thank you. [19:01] Mandragora Cop B     Go on, get in there. [19:03] Teketeke     Boo... [19:05] Yamazaki     Sorry about that, Abe-sensei. [19:07] Yamazaki     It must've been surprising when     I borrowed your brother's form. [19:10] Haruaki     Oh! It's fine! [19:12] Haruaki     I actually had a feeling     that something was off. [19:15] Sano     I'm surprised you knew. [19:16] Haruaki     Well, he is my older brother. [19:19] Yamazaki     I saw him get rather scared around Teketeke, [19:22] Yamazaki     so I thought I could use     that to get his guard down. [19:25] Haruaki     I see. You really are a great     doppelganger police officer. [19:30] Yamazaki     Let me know if you ever     need anything, Abe-sensei! [19:35] Yamazaki     Here's this back.     It's important to you, right? [19:38] Haruaki     Yes! Thank you very much! [19:43] Haruaki     I'm home! [19:45] Hatanaka     Hey. [19:46] Haruaki     Izuna-kun! You came to get the kids! [19:50] Hatanaka     Sorry. Sounds like you went     through a lot of trouble. [19:54] Hatanaka     Let me make it up to you sometime. [19:56] Haruaki     Really? Then let's go out somewhere... [20:00] Haruaki     Oh, yeah. Is Ibara-san okay? [20:04] Hatanaka     Er, well... [20:06] Hatanaka     I took her to the hospital, and... [20:10] Hatanaka     It looks like our fourth kid is on the way. [20:13] Kamae     Really?! [20:14] Hatanaka     Yup, really! [20:16] Saki     Yay! Keep it up until we have     our own baseball team, Daddy! [20:22] Hatanaka     I'll make two teams so we     can all play each other! SIGN    That's     18 [20:27] Hatanaka     So, yeah. Once our fourth gets big enough,     I hope you'll play with them, too. [20:33] Both     Wha? [20:34] Sano     So what's in this thing, anyway? [20:38] Haruaki     What? Are you curious? [20:40] Haruaki     Oh, if you insist. [20:42] Haruaki     I guess I'll be nice and show you. [20:55] Haruaki     Ta-da! The thing inside... [20:59] Haruaki     was a limited-edition golden nurse uniform! [21:09] Saki     He really is a perv! [21:12] Saki     You perv! You perv! You perv! You perv! [21:16] Sano     Don't put something like that     in your damn storehouse! [21:18] Hatanaka     You'll rot my kids' heads! [21:20] Miki     The hell is the purpose of that?! [21:22] Haruaki     Aw, man... Why are you guys     treating me like this? [21:27] All     Because you're a perv! [21:32] Small Old Man     After that, Yamazaki-san was... [21:35] Yamazaki     For crying out loud... [21:36] Yamazaki     I'm a police officer, but I ended up showing     my youkai form in front of humans... [21:41] Yamazaki     How pathetic. [21:44] Takahashi     Is that your written apology?     I've never seen you fill one out. [21:47] Yamazaki     Shut up. It's my first time writing one. [21:51] Takahashi     Anyway, it's rare for you to get so worked up. [21:56] Yamazaki     It's to protect the peace on our island. [21:59] Yamazaki     I am one of Hyakki Academy Island's     police officers, after all! 17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Hijita     Yeah! [00:02] Hijita     Blue seas! White beaches! [00:05] Hijita     The blazing sun shining down on us! [00:07] Hijita     We've finally arrived! The summer sea! [00:10] Hijita     But we're not here for the sea. [00:14] Sano     Wait, weren't you guys going     to do some fishing? [00:17] Sano     Where's your gear? [00:18] Hijita     Yeah! We've got our lure ready. [00:22] Sano     You seem excited. [00:25] Mamekichi     If you catch any, share them with us. [00:27] Hijita     But of course! [00:29] Hijita     That's right... What we're here for... [00:32] Girls     Oh, no! [00:32] Hijita     is to get us some beachside babes     using a lure named Sano! [00:37] Hijita     ...using a lure named Sano! SIGN    Splash [00:39] Hijita     ...using a lure named Sano! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 17     "Summer! The Ocean! Huh?     It's already August 31st..." [02:13] Hijita     Oh, come on, you two. [02:16] Hijita     Why are you playing in this     tucked-away corner of the beach? [02:19] Hijita     You need to head more toward     the center of the beach. [02:25] Mamekichi     Sano-kun, let's hurry up and build this. [02:27] Sano     Yeah. [02:28] Girl Yokai     Hey there. [02:31] Hijita     Oh? Looks like we've got a bite. [02:34] Tamao     Must be nice being a hot guy. [02:36] Girl Yokai 1     What are you making? [02:38] Sano     A tanuki. [02:39] Girl Yokai 2     So cute! Can we take a     pic and put it online? [02:42] Sano     What? You're putting it online?     Then we'll need to up the quality. [02:47] Hijita     All right, now! [02:49] Guys     We're these guys' friends! [02:52] Girl Yokai 2     Oh, okay. Then we'd like to help, too. [02:54] Mamekichi     Hey. [02:55] Mamekichi     What d'you think you're doing,     tryin' to seduce my Sano-kun, lady? [03:00] Girl yokais     S-Sorry about that! [03:02] Hijita     Aw, man! They caught the fish and let them go! [03:06] Tamao     His darkness is deep. [03:08] Mamekichi     Those girls aren't your     type, are they, Sano-kun? [03:11] Mamekichi     You like tanukis, right? [03:14] Mamekichi     Did you see those boobs? [03:16] Mamekichi     They weren't fluffy at all.     They were all bouncy. [03:20] Sano     Yeah, I guess I like fluffy tanukis more. [03:25] Hijita     Man, Sano's overbearing     tanuki is gonna be an issue. [03:28] Mujina     We're not gonna be able to use Sano     as long as that tanuki's around. [03:30] Maeda     You dummy! You want bouncy! Not fluffy! [03:33] Toubyou     We've immediately lost our secret weapon. [03:37] Kuniko     Huh? You boys came to the beach, too? [03:44] All     Wow! [03:46] Marilyn     Hey, the boys are looking     at us with lewd eyes. [03:49] Daisy     Oh, jeez. I guess they're     going through puberty. [03:52] Hijita     We aren't looking at you. Why are you even     hiding bits you don't usually hide? [03:56] Beniko     Hey, Hijita. [03:58] Hijita     That voice... [03:59] Hijita     Beni-cha— SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki SIGN    Zashiki [04:03] Boys     Oh... [04:05] Hijita     What's with that getup? [04:06] Beniko     I'm about to go catch some fish,     so I prioritized functionality. [04:10] Beniko     We're gonna be dining on shark fin tonight! [04:13] Hijita     You're gonna catch a shark?! [04:15] Marilyn     By the way, why aren't you going in the water? [04:18] Fuji     We've been trying to pick up     some girls around here. [04:21] Boys     You idiot! Don't tell them, Fuji! [04:23] Marilyn     That's what you were doing? [04:26] Daisy     Ugh, you're the worst. [04:27] Kuniko; Momoyama     Does that mean... [04:28] Kuniko     Nyuudou-kun, too? [04:28] Momoyama     Sano-kun, too?! [04:29] Kuniko; Momoyama     Shock! SIGN    Shock [04:31] Marilyn     Let's ignore those dumb     boys and go swimming. [04:34] Boy     Hey! Wait! [04:36] Renjou     I'm disappointed in you, Nyuudou. [04:39] Renjou     I guess I can't trust you with Kuniko after all. [04:42] Nyuudou     Huh? Renjou, what do you mean by that? [04:48] Tamao     Oh, no! My chance to finally talk to some girls! [04:52] Mujina     I mean, most of the girls in our     class already have someone. [04:56] Mujina     Right, Nyuudou? [04:57] Nyuudou     Seriously, why do you all keep asking me? [05:00] Fuji     Oh, fine. [05:02] Fuji     I'll go talk to a few of the girls around here. [05:05] Maeda     Whoa, really, Fuji? SIGN    Fire [05:07] Odawara     You have some expert technique? SIGN    Fire [05:09] Odawara     Oh, also, did you cut your hair? SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [05:11] Fuji     I usually wear extensions. [05:14] Hijita     Well, anyway, now we finally... [05:17] Guy     Hey there, miss... [05:18] Hijita     Beniko? [05:19] Hijita     Wait, are they hitting on her? [05:22] Guy     Right over there... [05:29] Hijita     Hey! [05:30] Hijita     Who do you think you are,     talking to my Beniko?! [05:33] Hijita     And why're you going with them? [05:36] Beniko     Apparently, I can't go with you guys,     so I guess I'll just explain it. [05:41] Beniko     Turn at that beach hut,     then go three beach huts down, [05:45] Beniko     and inside the beach hut across     from the beach hut next door, [05:48] Beniko     you'll find a private... [05:50] Hijita     Private...? [05:51] Beniko     ...men's bathroom. [05:53] Hijita     Huh? [05:54] Beniko     You should probably hurry up     or you'll have an accident. [05:56] Guy 1     Thank you very much! [05:58] Guy 1     I'm gonna explode! [06:01] Hijita     What the hell? They weren't hitting on you? [06:04] Beniko     So, when did I become your Beniko? [06:07] Hijita     Shut up! I was just going with the flow. [06:09] Beniko     Uh-huh... [06:10] Hijita     What're you laughing for, huh?! [06:12] Tamao     Oh, there you are! [06:14] Tamao     Hijita! SIGN    Oden SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Curry     Rice [06:16] Tamao     There's trouble. [06:17] Tamao     Utagawa-chan and the others     are over there, and... [06:21] Kuniko     Please let us go! [06:22] Umibouzu     Aw, come on. Go on a date with us. [06:25] Funa Yuurei     You're all cute. What kind of youkai are you? [06:28] Funa Yuurei     Oh, we're an umibouzu and a funa yuurei. [06:36] Hijita     Hey, jerks. [06:37] Hijita     Who said you could hit on our classmates? [06:40] Kuniko     Everyone! [06:41] Marilyn     Uh, you guys came to the     beach to hit on girls, too. [06:44] Hijita     Well, we're allowed to! [06:46] Umibouzu     Ah, so you're a dorotabou. [06:48] Umibouzu     Some hick youkai from Tohoku's     picking a fight with sea youkai? [06:52] Funa Yuurei     Go home and plant some rice or something. [06:55] Hijita     The hell did you say?! [06:56] Nyuudou     Let the girls go already.     Clearly, they're not interested! [06:59] Funa Yuurei     Shut up! [07:04] Funa Yuurei     Come on, now. If you don't     run, I'm gonna drown you. [07:08] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary! [07:10] Small Old Man     Funa yuurei. [07:11] Small Old Man     They're youkai that use a ladle to pour     water into your ships to sink them. [07:17] Kuniko     Hey! Stop that! [07:21] Funa Yuurei     I guess I can think about it if you'll date me. [07:25] Nyuudou     Hey! Wait, we're gonna die! [07:28] Fuji     Maybe you should cool down a bit. [07:31] Maeda     You guys are embarrassing     me as a fellow sea youkai. [07:34] Funa Yuurei     A merman, eh? [07:37] Maeda     Fuji! [07:42] Umibouzu     Whoa! I'm freezing up! [07:44] Hijita     Good job, you two! [07:45] Yanagida     Girls! Hop on over here! [07:49] Yanagida     Right onto my back! [07:56] Yanagida     All right! Rescue complete! [07:58] Hijita     Now! Class 3, charge! [08:01] Mujina     We're also frozen and can't move! [08:07] Mamekichi     Wow, it's almost complete. [08:09] Sano     Just a little more. [08:10] Funa Yuurei     Damn it... Take this! [08:15] Sano     Okay, just a little— SIGN    Fire [08:23] Hijita     Hah! Where are you even aiming? SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [08:26] Odawara     Guys! Behind us! SIGN    Fire [08:34] Hijita     H-Hey, Sano, what're you... [08:37] Mujina     Crap! Sano's so pissed that he used his     youkai magic to summon storm clouds! [08:42] Hijita     He's planning to kill all of us! [08:45] Nyuudou     Everyone, get out of the water! [08:46] Odawara     We can't! We're frozen, too! SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [08:52] Sano     All right. Time for some divine punishment. SIGN    Fire [09:07] Mamekichi     All done! [09:09] Mamekichi     What a cute tanuki! [09:10] Sano     Yeah. [09:12] Mamekichi     By the way... [09:15] Mamekichi     Why is everyone sleeping? [09:17] Sano     Who knows? They probably got     tired from playing so much. [09:20] Sano     Let's take pictures. [09:21] Mamekichi     Yeah, totally. SIGN    Iwate     Prefecture [09:26] Beniko; Hijita; Nyuudou     So exhausted... [09:29] Beniko     See you later. [09:30] Hijita     Yup. [09:32] Hijita     Man, I'm still all numb     from Sano's youkai magic. [09:37] Nyuudou     Me, too. [09:38] Hijita     Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna sleep. [09:41] Nyuudou     Me, too. [09:43] Hijita Mom     Hey, you two. [09:45] Hijita     What? We're done for the day. [09:49] Hijita     You can complain to us tomorrow. [09:50] Hijita Mom     And do you realize what day tomorrow is? [09:53] Hijita     Huh? [09:55] Nyuudou     What day? SIGN    August SIGN    August [10:03] Nyuudou     It's August 31st, right? [10:07] Hijita     Oh, crap! [10:11] Hijita     I... haven't done any of my homework! [10:16] Nyuudou     Dumbass. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:26] Haruaki     Wow... A report about youkai     births and breeding, huh? [10:31] Haruaki     That seems pretty interesting. [10:33] Sano     But I don't really get it. [10:36] Haruaki     Oh, then let's ask everyone else. [10:42] Yanagida     So... [10:44] Yanagida     I'm so glad you called me first. [10:48] Haruaki     Er... If we call you last, we     might have an explosive ending. [10:52] Yanagida     Yeah, about that... [10:54] Yanagida     I've prepared a special Yanagida     firework to help celebrate summer! SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Bom-ba-ye [10:59] Sano     Put that away! Right now! [11:01] Yanagida     See how this pans out in about ten minutes. [11:03] Yanagida     Look forward to it! [11:04] Both     No, seriously, don't! [11:06] Yanagida     So, you were asking how     ittan-momen are born? [11:09] Yanagida     In my case... SIGN    Lucky     Bag [11:12] (Flashback) Yanagida Mom     I thought the lucky bag had a loin     cloth in it, but it was an ittan-momen. [11:17] (Flashback) Yanagida     Goo goo. [11:18] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad     Guess we have a son now. [11:20] Haruaki     Why were you like some bonus prize? [11:22] Yanagida     Incidentally, Brogida, who's     an ittan-paper, was born... [11:25] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad     I thought some paper was stuck in the copier,     but one sheet was actually a youkai. [11:31] Haruaki     Why were you guys just stuck in something? [11:33] Yanagida     I think we were originally just cloth,     and then my parents touched us, [11:37] Yanagida     causing their spirit energy to flow     into us and turning us into youkai. [11:41] Haruaki     I see. That's interesting. [11:45] Haruaki     Let's ask the other students, too. SIGN    Matsuyama [11:51] Mamekichi     Hmm... Let's see... [11:54] Mamekichi     When you have two animal youkai parents, [11:56] Mamekichi     you end up with dozens of siblings like me. [11:59] Hatanaka     Kamaitachi! [12:00] Mamekichi     Hatanaka-sensei and Akisame-kun also     said they have a bunch of siblings. [12:01] Tamao     Nekomata! [12:04] Haruaki     Wow... [12:06] Mamekichi     Animal youkai are basically just     like their animal counterparts. [12:12] Mamekichi     So it'd probably be more interesting to     ask some inorganic youkai about this. [12:17] Haruaki     Good idea! Then, next... SIGN    Odawara     Workshop [12:21] Odawara     It's a bit messy, but come in. [12:24] Haruaki     So many lights... [12:27] Odawara     So... As for how chouchin-kozous are born... [12:33] Odawara     See? One was born just now. [12:36] Haruaki     It was born from that?! [12:38] Haruaki     Wait, are you the one     creating chouchin-kozous? [12:41] Odawara     Yup! I'm actually the first     chouchin-kozou in Japan! SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [12:45] Odawara     Believe it or not, I'm over 300 years old. [12:48] Haruaki     What?! I had no idea! [12:50] Odawara     Originally... SIGN    Fire SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police [12:52] Police     You're under arrest! SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police SIGN    Police [12:54] Odawara     Back in the 1700s during the Edo Period, [12:56] Odawara     there was a lantern that     the police back then used. [13:00] Odawara     Then the souls of some criminals just     happened to enter it, and I was born. SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [13:05] Both     Huh... [13:07] Odawara     I think most inorganic youkai [13:09] Odawara     turn into youkai by gaining     spirit energy or souls. [13:14] Daisy     Umbrella! [13:15] Odawara     I think that's what happened with Daisy, too. [13:17] Sano     This is the most youkai-sounding     thing so far. [13:20] Haruaki     Right? [13:24] Hijita     Well, as you've probably figured out... [13:26] Hijita     I was born from a rice paddy. [13:28] Dorotabous     Heave-ho! [13:30] Hijita     When two dorotabous till a field     together, one more is born. [13:35] Haruaki     So what happens when their partner isn't     a dorotabou? Like with your sister? SIGN    Weasel SIGN    Weasel SIGN    Oni [13:40] Hijita     Just like with Hatanaka's family, they'll be born     as either their mom's species or their dad's. [13:46] Hijita     Though rarely, a youkai that's half of     each is born, creating a new youkai, [13:49] Hijita     but you have to go to the youkai ministry and... [13:51] Nyuudou     Hey. [13:53] Hijita     Er... never mind about that. [13:56] Nyuudou     Hijita's mom wants to know if you     guys want some chilled ramen, too. [14:00] Haruaki     Oh, that'd be great, thanks. [14:03] Nyuudou     Okay. [14:06] Hijita     Anyway, I think that's about all I know. [14:08] Sano     I see. So both parents don't     have to be the same youkai. [14:13] Haruaki     Maybe there'll be more youkai and     human couples in the future, too. [14:17] Hijita     I mean, they exist... but it's not great. [14:22] Hijita     Especially if the mom is a human. [14:26] Hijita     Giving birth to a youkai child     takes a lot out of a human mom. [14:31] Haruaki     I see. I guess that's a problem that can     come up if their races are different. [14:36] Hijita     By the way... [14:40] Hijita     All the stuff you took notes on so far     about youkai births... Could I copy it? [14:43] Hijita     I haven't finished any of     my homework whatsoever! [14:46] Sano     No. [14:47] Hijita     Please. [14:47] Sano     No. [14:48] Hijita     Please. [14:48] Sano     No. [14:49] Hijita     Please! [14:49] Sano     I said no, damn it! [14:51] Takahashi     Huh... [14:53] Takahashi     Miki-sensei sure assigns     some interesting homework. [14:56] Haruaki     So we were hoping to hear about     a dodomeki youkai like yourself, [14:59] Haruaki     as well as Takahashi-sensei. [15:01] Takahashi     I was born from a mother and a     father, just like humans are. [15:05] Takahashi     But as for how dodomeki youkai first     came to be, a long time ago... [15:08] Takahashi     A thief suddenly had a bunch of     eyeballs appear on their body. [15:13] Takahashi     It was almost like the eyes were     watching their evil deeds. [15:18] Takahashi     That basically sounds like a curse the gods      bestowed upon a criminal, doesn't it? [15:25] Takahashi     Incidentally, my nurses     are the exact opposite [15:28] Takahashi     of being born from the souls     of the dead, like Odawara-kun. [15:32] Haruaki     The opposite? [15:34] Takahashi     It's a case where a soulless human     corpse turned into a youkai. [15:39] Takahashi     Actually, I'm making one right now. [15:44] Takahashi     Do you want to see? [15:47] Haruaki     No, that's okay! Thanks a lot! [15:51] Yamazaki     How are doppelgangers born? [15:55] Yamazaki     Oh, is that all? I thought you guys came     here to confess, so I threw you in there. [15:59] Haruaki     Talk about jumping the gun! [16:00] Yamazaki     Sorry about that. [16:02] Yamazaki     As for how doppelgangers are created... [16:05] Yamazaki     There's really no reason why they come to be. [16:09] Haruaki     Uh, what do you mean by that? [16:11] Yamazaki     They just happen to appear at random one day. [16:15] Yamazaki     I actually think a lot of     youkai are born that way. [16:19] Yamazaki     And... [16:20] Yamazaki     According to one theory, the gods     created all youkai as divine punishment. [16:26] Haruaki     Divine punishment? [16:28] Yamazaki     Supposedly, the gods changed humans who     did evil deeds into something not human... [16:33] Yamazaki     And that's originally how youkai came to be. [16:36] Yamazaki     It could be that youkai were     created to make sure we could tell SIGN    Fire [16:39] Yamazaki     which humans he had bestowed     divine punishment upon. [16:43] Yanagida     I, uh, see gods sometimes, but I hate 'em. [16:46] Yanagida     They look at us like we're some criminals. [16:49] Yanagida     Not to mention, they're originally     supposed to protect humans, [16:52] Yanagida     so when it comes to youkai who     walked off the beaten path... [16:54] Yanagida     They probably think we're     not worth protecting. [16:58] Haruaki     I-I mean, this isn't the best     conversation, even if you're a youkai. [17:02] Haruaki     I think that's enough talk about gods. [17:07] Haruaki     Boy, we sure did learn     a lot about youkai today. [17:12] Sano     Yeah. [17:20] Haruaki     I-I know! [17:22] Haruaki     Hey, so when it comes to     my brother and my names... [17:25] Sano     Seimei... [17:27] Sano     You've already realized it, haven't you? [17:33] Sano     That I'm not a youkai. [17:36] Seimei     Yeah. [17:38] Seimei     You're one of those gods that we     were just talking about, right? [17:44] Sano     When did you realize it? [17:48] Haruaki     Well, actually... [17:50] Haruaki     The first day I started teaching. [17:52] Sano     Huh? The first day? [17:54] Sano     What? [17:55] Haruaki     W-Well, you see...     when I took attendance... SIGN    Mikoto Sano SIGN    Yakubyougami SIGN    Address: Shimane Prefecture     Izumo City,     Takamagahara 4-chome SIGN     SIGN    He caused a problem when he was in     middle school, and was transferred from     the gods' school and sent to a youkai     middle school in the Chugoku and Shikoku     regions. Overall, he keeps his spirit     power under control. Caution     necessary. SIGN    m 0 0 l 291 0 291 50 0 75 [18:00] Haruaki     there happened to be     a bookmark on that page. [18:04] Haruaki     I figured all of the teachers knew. [18:07] Sano     Seriously... [18:08] Haruaki     Huh? [18:10] Sano     That's literally toward the very beginning! [18:13] Sano     Why did you act like you didn't     know this whole time, huh?! [18:15] Haruaki     Bcause I thought you were like the Ogata twins [18:18] Haruaki     and used to be a god and     you turned into a youkai! [18:22] Haruaki     But you weren't in the Youkai Dictionary... [18:25] Haruaki     Plus, my power to exorcise demons     managed to get Ogata-kun [18:27] Haruaki     and the others to pass out,     but it didn't really affect you. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [18:32] Haruaki     Oh, I see... I guess Sano-kun's still a god. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [18:35] Haruaki     I realized it, but it seemed like a touchy     subject, so I just ignored it until today! [18:44] Haruaki     Then there was Momoyama's perfume     that had youkai pheromones... [18:47] Haruaki     You actually have a nose,     and it didn't work on you! [18:49] Haruaki     Of course I'd get a clue! [18:51] Sano     Shut up! Seriously, what     the hell is with you? [18:53] Sano     Now my super serious confession     is super embarrassing. [18:57] Haruaki     I mean, it doesn't matter     if you're a youkai or a god! [19:03] Haruaki     You're still the same ol' Sano-kun. [19:05] Haruaki     Even if you're a youkai, you're still     a student at the youkai high school. [19:08] Haruaki     You're number 13 in Class     2-3! Mikoto Sano-kun! [19:17] Haruaki     Besides, I may be human, but I'm     more youkai-like than most youkai. [19:24] Sano     Ugh, what the hell? [19:30] Sano     Seriously, what the hell? [19:33] Sano     Man... Being around you makes me realize [19:36] Sano     how stupid it is to be concerned     about certain things. [19:39] Sano     Yeah, I'm a god. [19:42] Sano     Worship me. [19:43] Haruaki     Wow, now you're getting arrogant. [19:46] Sano     Seriously, I should've been arrogant earlier. [19:50] Haruaki     Oh? Are you feeling better, Sano-kun? [19:53] Sano     Shut up. [19:55] Yanagida     Er, wait... [19:56] Yanagida     Have they totally forgotten about me? [20:01] Sano     Oh, but don't tell anyone in the class yet. SIGN    Private [20:04] Yanagida     I'm right here, though. [20:05] Haruaki     I won't! I mean, you've     been keeping my secret, too. [20:09] Haruaki     We're even now. [20:11] Yanagida     Now they're talking about Seimei-sensei's     secret that I know nothing of! [20:16] Yanagida     Okay... I'm just gonna ask them. [20:19] Yanagida     Excuse me... [20:20] Haruaki     I won't ask you why you     came to a youkai school. [20:26] Haruaki     But if you ever want to tell     me, I'll be ready to listen. [20:31] Sano     Yeah. [20:33] Yanagida     It's no use... I definitely can't butt in... [20:36] Yanagida     Come on, stop that. I can't     deal with serious stuff! [20:41] Yanagida     There's only one thing that     can shatter this mood. SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Bom-ba-ye [20:45] Yanagida     That's right! As long as I'm around,     no serious mood allowed... SIGN    Rocket Firework SIGN    Bom-ba-ye [20:51] Yanagida     Ever! [20:54] Sano; Haruaki     Huh? [21:01] Mamekichi     Wow! Huge fireworks! [21:05] Mamekichi     Was there a fireworks show planned today? [21:22] Haruaki     And so, Yanagida-kun's fireworks [21:26] Haruaki     added color to the summer     night sky all across Japan. SIGN    9/1 [21:32] Haruaki     As soon as the new term began... [21:36] Hatanaka     You wanted to see what kind of reaction [21:39] Hatanaka     your teachers would have if     you didn't do your homework? [21:43] Hijita     Yeah. [21:44] Hijita     In order to do your free research project, [21:47] Hijita     I had no choice but to not do my homework. [21:51] Hatanaka     I see. In that case... [21:54] Hatanaka     Let me carve the reaction you wanted... [21:56] Hatanaka     into your body. [22:00] Haruaki     And so, Hyakki Academy's faculty room was     brilliantly colored by Hijita-kun's blood splatter. 18 - The Temporary Teacher, Ebisu-sensei Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Faculty Room [00:03] Principal     All right. Is everyone ready? [00:06] Principal     Now, if you'll introduce yourself. [00:08] Ebisu     I've come here to better relations     between gods and ayakashi. [00:12] Ebisu     I'll be serving as a temporary     teacher here at Hyakki Academy. [00:18] Ebisu     I'm the god of fortune, Isaburou Ebisu. [00:22] Haruaki     You're the guy from Tokyo! [00:24] Haruaki     Ah, Abe-sensei. I figured I'd see you here. [00:29] Haruaki     So you're a teacher who's also a god.     No wonder you knew about youkai. [00:34] Ebisu     Yup. We ended up not seeing each other     again, so I didn't get to tell you. [00:40] Ebisu     We sorta parted in a slight argument, but... [00:43] (Flashback) Haruaki     She might be one of my students someday. [00:48] (Flashback) Ebisu     I mean, they live in a completely     different world than you humans. [00:52] Ebisu     I hope we can be friends. [00:57] Haruaki     Me, too! [00:59] Haruaki     Sorry I ended up getting mad. [01:05] Hatanaka     I thought their kind didn't like     interacting with us youkai. [01:10] Hatanaka     Times change, I guess. [01:11] Principal     Yes, well... [01:14] Principal     I can't say I was very fond of     interacting with the gods, either. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Faculty Room [02:51] Hatanaka     Oh? [02:53] Hatanaka     So you actually met during the whole     getting-lost-in-Tokyo fiasco. SIGN    Episode 18     "The Temporary Teacher,     Ebisu-sensei" [02:57] Haruaki     Isn't it a strange coincidence? [02:59] Miki     But wow, a god of fortune? That's so cool! [03:02] Miki     I hope we can be friends! [03:04] Hatanaka     Here we go. [03:04] Miki     Can you make money appear? [03:06] Ebisu     No... I can't do that. [03:09] Haruaki     But it took so long for you     to consider me a friend... [03:15] Hatanaka     I have a class with the first-years,     so I'll see you later. [03:18] Haruaki     Me, too. Ebisu-sensei. [03:21] Haruaki     I have a class with Class 3 during     second period, so let's go together then. [03:24] Ebisu     Sure. [03:26] Miki     I don't have a class first period, so I'm     going to get closer to Ebisu-sensei. [03:32] Hatanaka     Ebisu-sensei. [03:33] Hatanaka     About 90% of what that guy says is pure     flattery, so don't take him seriously. SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen [03:37] Haruaki     Also, don't let him borrow any money, [03:39] Haruaki     even if he begs! [03:42] Miki     Look at all of you, gangin' up on me. [03:45] Miki     So... [03:46] Miki     What's a god like you doing at a youkai school? [03:53] Ebisu     You don't need to be so guarded. [03:57] Ebisu     I heard about this exchange program     between non-humans, so I just signed up. [04:02] Ebisu     Besides, this school has gods like us [04:05] Ebisu     and a god who fell from godhood     and turned into a youkai. [04:09] Ebisu     I just wanted to see how     those folks were doing. [04:14] Ebisu     Though Abe-sensei's powers     are a bit troublesome, [04:18] Ebisu     so I'll do my best not to provoke him too much. [04:20] Ebisu     Even though his power may     not affect god powers [04:23] Ebisu     as strongly as it does youkai spirit energy, [04:25] Ebisu     it does seem to dispel divine     energy at least a little. [04:29] Ebisu     And I'm not used to having my     powers drained like you are. [04:34] Ebisu     Isn't that right, [04:35] Ebisu     little shuten-douji who was weakened... [04:39] Ebisu     by his own mother? [04:42] Miki     This little... [04:44] Ebisu     Now, now. Let's keep things     civil and just get along. [04:48] Ebisu     I'm sure you also have     something at this school that... [04:53] Ebisu     you want to protect. [04:57] Miki     Something I want to protect, eh? [05:02] Miki     I'm sure that applies to both of us. [05:06] Miki     I happened to be his teacher     during his first year. [05:10] Miki     I did a bit of research. [05:13] Miki     Don't assume that I don't     know anything about y'all. [05:18] Ebisu     My, my, you're a tough egg to crack. [05:21] Miki     And so are you. [05:23] Ebisu; Miku     God, he's insufferable. [05:26] Mandragora     Second period! SIGN    Class 2-3 [05:28] Haruaki     This is Class 2-3, the class you'll     be assisting with for a month. [05:33] Haruaki     They're all really great kids. [05:36] Ebisu     Huh... [05:37] Haruaki     Once you go in, you'll greet them and... [05:39] Mamekichi     Ah! Morning, Seimei-kun. [05:43] Haruaki     You're both late. It's already 10 AM. [05:46] Mamekichi     Well, there was a feature about     kittens on the morning show, [05:50] Mamekichi     and Sano-kun just refused to leave. [05:55] Sano     You're... [05:56] Ebisu     Mii-kun... [05:59] Ebisu     What's with that hair? [06:00] Haruaki     Oh, don't worry. He may be blond,     but he's not a delinquent. [06:06] Haruaki     His name is Mikoto Sano-kun, [06:08] Haruaki     and the little one on his back     is Mamekichi Maizuka-kun. [06:11] Ebisu     It's nice to meet you,     Sano-kun, Maizuka-kun. [06:18] Haruaki     Come to think of it, when I first saw you, [06:21] Haruaki     I thought you looked like Sano-kun. [06:23] Haruaki     Maybe you're distant relatives! [06:25] Sano     You're just imagining things. [06:27] Haruaki     Sano-kun? [06:29] Mandragora     Okay, listen up! [06:31] Ebisu     So, yeah. I'll be this class's     assistant teacher for a while. [06:35] Ebisu     My name is Isaburou Ebisu. SIGN    Isaburou Ebisu [06:37] Haruaki     Ebisu-sensei is a god of fortune. [06:39] Haruaki     Make sure you're all nice— [06:41] Marilyn     Hey, isn't he kinda hot? [06:43] Hijita     Since you're a god of fortune, [06:44] Hijita     I'll offer you ten yen a day if     you can get me a girlfriend! [06:49] Kurahashi     Hey, he looks like Sano-kun. [06:51] Toubyou     Do you know each other? [06:52] Sano     No, I don't know him. [06:54] Mamekichi     Toubyou-kun! [06:57] Mamekichi     If you say that, then I'd be a relative     to mandragoras or a human-faced fish. [07:02] Mandragora     One of us... [07:02] Toubyou     True... [07:04] Kurahashi     You also look like Yanagida-kun. [07:06] Mamekichi     What? No I don't. [07:08] Mamekichi     Don't compare me to that classless face. [07:12] Yanagida     Hey! I can hear you! SIGN    Let's write     a haiku [07:14] Haruaki     A-Anyway, Ebisu-sensei will be     teaching this class with me today. SIGN    Let's write     a haiku [07:18] Haruaki     For our Japanese lesson today,     we'll be writing haikus. SIGN    Let's write     a haiku SIGN    Let's write     a haiku [07:21] Ebisu     So you're not teaching grammar     in high school Japanese classes? SIGN    Super Awesome Haiku Writers:     Banshou Matsuo      Issa Kobayashi     Buson Yosa     Haiku are written as 5-7-5 syllable lines     with a total of 17 syllables. If they become     too long, they're just regular poems, so     be careful. SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 28 0 28 SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 250 28 0 28 [07:26] Ebisu     There's ruby text all over the textbook. [07:29] Ebisu     Even on the katakana... [07:31] Nyuudou     Sensei, you probably think you're in     a grade school right now, don't you? [07:35] Ebisu     Th-That's not true... [07:39] Tamao     Well, Seimei's classes do     feel like grade school ones. [07:44] Haruaki     Yet somehow the average test score for this     supposed "grade school class" is eight? [07:49] All     S-Sorry about that. [07:50] Mandragora     Haruaki's scary! [07:54] Mamekichi     Seimei-kun! I finished my haiku! SIGN    I am Omame.     I always transform with bags.     Omame I am. SIGN    m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32 [07:57] Mamekichi     I am Omame. [07:59] Mamekichi     I always transform with bags. [08:00] Mamekichi     Omame I am. [08:01] Tamao     Hey, Omame. You're missing     a seasonal word. [08:04] Mamekichi     Well, I was born in the fall, and     "omame," or "bean," is a fall word. [08:07] Tamao     Yeah, I don't buy it. [08:09] Haruaki     But it's very much you, Maizuka-kun. I like it. [08:13] Haruaki     It'd be a shame to correct it. [08:15] Haruaki     I can't give you 100 points, [08:17] Haruaki     but you can have the     Haruaki Nobel Prize in Literature. [08:21] Ebisu     You don't have to correct the whole thing. [08:23] Ebisu     You just have to correct this part. SIGN    I am Omame.     I always transform with bags.     Omame I am. Mame-danuki. SIGN    m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32 [08:28] Ebisu     "Tanuki" is a winter     seasonal word, after all. [08:32] Ebisu     See? [08:34] Haruaki     Ah, you're right. Now it's correct! [08:37] Mamekichi     Ebisu-sensei, I guess you     know that I'm a mame-danuki. [08:41] Mamekichi     Even though I never mentioned that. [08:43] Ebisu     Of course. I've heard a lot about this class. [08:48] Toubyou     Ebisu-sensei! [08:51] Toubyou     Take a look at Kurahashi's, too. [08:53] Kurahashi     N-No, that's okay! [08:56] Ebisu     Let's see... [08:57] Ebisu     Huh?! This is a hai...ku...? SIGN    The ham I had for brekfast breakfast     was     awesome.     Kurahashi SIGN    m 0 0 l 350 0 350 43 0 43 [09:00] Kurahashi     The ham I had for breakfast was awesome. [09:04] Kurahashi     Kurahashi. [09:05] Ebisu     Ham? [09:06] Kurahashi     I tried to make one with what I ate today. [09:09] Ebisu     Okay. Why don't you keep what you     have and add how you feel about it? [09:15] Kurahashi     Ooh! [09:18] Haruaki     S-Sorry I'm not great at teaching. [09:22] Mamekichi     It's not your fault, Seimei-kun. [09:26] Mamekichi     I just preferred getting your     Haruaki Nobel Prize over 100 points. [09:29] Haruaki     B-But this is probably     better for your future... [09:33] Haruaki     I was being a bit too subjective. Sor— [09:35] Sano     Seimei. [09:38] Sano     I don't get this part. Teach me. [09:41] Seimei     Er, well... [09:43] Seimei     Since Ebisu-sensei is here,     he should probably... [09:47] Sano     But I'm asking you. [09:51] Haruaki     O-Okay. Then I'll teach you! What part? [09:55] Sano     Question 8. [09:57] Haruaki     Oh, you got the route     calculation wrong here. [10:01] Haruaki     Wait! SIGN    Science [10:02] Haruaki     Why are you doing math?! [10:04] Sano     Oh. So it is math. [10:07] Sano     My bad. I wanted to ask you about this. [10:10] Haruaki     Oh, the difference between     stamens and pistils is... [10:13] Haruaki     Wait! This is for health class! SIGN    High School     Science [10:15] Sano     No, it's science, you dumbass! [10:17] Haruaki     Oh, you're right! Whoopsies! [10:20] Sano     What the hell were you even thinking with     stamens and pistils being health class? [10:23] Sano     You've got the mind of a     middle schooler, you perv. [10:26] Haruaki     No, I don't! SIGN    Cafeteria [10:31] Haruaki     Ebisu-sensei is so clever with his     teaching, I'm losing confidence. [10:35] Haruaki     If I'm doing my best teaching     them and they're getting [10:38] Haruaki     an average of eight on their tests,     it means I'm not teaching them right. [10:42] Hatanaka     Honestly, anyone teaching them     would yield the same results. [10:44] Miki     Don't be so depressed about it. [10:47] Miki     The reason everyone's grades     in Class 3 are so bad is because [10:50] Miki     we dumped all the kids     with bad grades in it. [10:54] Miki     Hatanaka-kun said... [10:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka     Let's have the new guy Abe     deal with all of them. [11:01] Miki     It was all his idea. [11:03] Hatanaka     Oh, shit. He's right. I forgot. [11:05] Haruaki     This is the first I'm hearing     about this, four-eyes. [11:08] Hatanaka     M-More importantly, you should eat. [11:11] Hatanaka     Lunch break's almost over. [11:13] Haruaki     I promised Akisame-kun I'd     help him study during lunch! SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Your hips     are too low SIGN    Claw Sharpening SIGN    Scratch SIGN    Scratch [11:18] Haruaki     I spent the last three days     after school becoming a cat SIGN    Food [11:21] Haruaki     and making study notes for Akisame-kun. SIGN    Cat Meeting SIGN    Uh-huh [11:23] (Flashback) Cat     Catnip is god. [11:24] Haruaki     I want to make sure he gets     a 100% on his next test! SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Udon SIGN    m 0 0 l 36 0 36 5 0 5 [11:27] Hatanaka     W-Wow... Everything's in the perspective     of a cat and written in cat. [11:32] Haruaki     And so... [11:36] Haruaki     I'm gonna go help him study from     the perspective of a cat, meow! [11:38] Hatanaka     Hey! Don't run over there on all fours! SIGN    Curry SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 103 0 103 7 0 7 SIGN    Udon SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 40 5 0 5 [11:41] Hatanaka     Run like a human! SIGN    Curry SIGN    Curry SIGN    Curry [11:43] Hatanaka     I honestly respect that side of him. SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 [11:47] Miki     Me, too. SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 SIGN    Meal Tickets SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7 SIGN    Class 2-3 [11:50] Haruaki     Akisame-kun— SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes [11:51] Marilyn     Ebisu-sensei! SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes [11:54] Marilyn     Help me with my studies, too! [11:56] Ebisu     Sure. [11:57] Daisy     Do you have a girlfriend, Sensei? [11:59] Ebisu     That's a secret. [12:01] Daisy     Come on, tell us! [12:02] Nyuudou     Tama, why don't you have     him teach you, too? [12:05] Mujina     This dude got a minus 35     on the last pop quiz. [12:09] Ebisu     Minus 35?! [12:11] Tamao     Th-That's because I mistook     math for Japanese. [12:15] Tamao     Right before the quiz was over... [12:18] (Flashback) Tamao     Huh? Why am I coming up with     math formulas for Japanese? [12:23] Tamao     When I realized it, time was up. SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes [12:27] Ebisu     Do you want me to help you right now? [12:30] Ebisu     I can probably at least get you to 15 points. [12:33] Tamao     Hey, that sounds great! SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes [12:44] Beniko     What's with Seimei? [12:47] Beniko     Sano! SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes [12:54] Beniko     That's... SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [13:06] Sano     Damn it, where'd he go? SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here     Ring bell for service [13:14] Hatanaka     So... SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here     Ring bell for service [13:15] Hatanaka     He couldn't handle how efficient     the new teacher Ebisu was, [13:20] Hatanaka     so he ran and is currently barricading     himself under his desk clinging to a uniform. [13:25] Miki     Oh, dear. [13:27] Principal     All right, this is a job for you two. [13:30] Hatanaka     Huh? Us? [13:31] Principal     Yes, of course it is. [13:34] Principal     Previously, he never would've told     anyone if something was troubling him. SIGN    Currently barricading myself in here     Ring bell for service [13:39] Principal     Look at how obviously     he's asking you to notice him. [13:43] Principal     That means he's opened     up his heart that much. [13:46] Principal     Though it's honestly a nuisance     for those not involved in this. [13:50] Principal     I don't think he's been able to open     up to any of the other teachers. [13:55] Hatanaka     Uh... Yeah, I guess. [13:59] Hatanaka     Oh, fine... [14:03] Hatanaka     Haruaki, what's the matter? [14:04] Hatanaka     Did you lose your confidence as a teacher? [14:07] Haruaki     Uh-huh. [14:08] Hatanaka     Don't be so glum. [14:10] Hatanaka     Who cares if your students have low grades? [14:13] Hatanaka     Don't worry about it. [14:14] Hatanaka     It's not like our pay's gonna go down. [14:17] Principal     You should probably worry a little more. [14:19] Haruaki     Really? You're gonna say that when you     stuck all the kids with bad grades on me? [14:23] Hatanaka     Er... That was just... You know. [14:26] Hatanaka     I heard that a super smart     newbie teacher was coming! [14:30] Haruaki     I see. I guess I couldn't     live up to your expectations. [14:33] Haruaki     Sorry about that. After you believed in me... [14:36] Haruaki     I guess I just wasn't smart     enough to live up— [14:41] Hatanaka     Quit your damn squirming!     Are you some squirming maggot?! [14:44] Hatanaka     Hurry up and get the hell out here! [14:47] Nezumi-sensei     Hatanaka-sensei, calm down! [14:48] Satou-sensei     The students are watching! [14:50] Hatanaka     You stupid maggot! [14:52] Principal     Did he give up on being the serious one? [14:55] Miki     I honestly think he forgot he was     supposed to be the serious one. SIGN    No Soliciting SIGN    No Delinquents, Either SIGN    m 0 0 l 191 0 191 6 0 6 SIGN    No Delinquents, Either     No Soliciting     Currently barricading myself in here     Ring bell for service [15:01] Principal     Oh, goodness. Now he's even more shut in. [15:05] Hatanaka     Sorry, I couldn't help myself. [15:07] Miki     Haruaki-kun. [15:09] Miki     We're not saying that you     shouldn't worry about this. [15:13] Miki     We want you to let us worry with you. [15:17] Miki     Let's solve this problem together. [15:20] Miki     Peacefully. [15:22] Miki     That's not flattery. That's how I really feel. SIGN    No Soliciting SIGN    m 0 0 l 82 0 82 8 0 6 SIGN    No Delinquents,     Either SIGN    m 0 0 l 81 0 81 8 0 6 [15:24] Haruaki     Rintarou-kun... [15:26] Miki     I know. I have some good     news that'll cheer you up. [15:32] Miki     Since you were caught up     in my family's troubles, [15:34] Miki     all my sisters, other than Ibara-neechan... [15:36] Miki     said they'd happily take your     virginity from you as an apology. SIGN    No Soliciting SIGN    No     Delinquents,     Either SIGN    m 0 0 l 57 0 57 11 0 11 [15:45] Miki     Maybe I came on a bit too strong. [15:54] Ebisu     Abe-sensei's in the faculty room. [15:59] Sano     You... [16:00] Ebisu     I've been hoping to see you, Mii-kun. [16:04] Sano     Why did you come to this school? [16:06] Sano     You've always hated youkai. [16:09] Ebisu     More importantly, you should     probably save Abe-sensei. [16:12] Ebisu     He's been crying in the faculty room. [16:15] Ebisu     Abe-sensei is a really good person. [16:19] Ebisu     He's a typical pushover and basically     prey for bad guys to take advantage of. [16:25] Ebisu     He's truly a model stupid human. [16:28] Ebisu     We gods have to... [16:31] Ebisu     save weaklings like that. [16:33] Sano     Save? [16:35] Sano     I just need a single uniform     to take care of that. [16:38] Ebisu     Huh? [16:40] Sano     More importantly.... [16:41] Sano     You don't know what makes him a     good guy, so stop mocking him. [16:46] Sano     Thanks for telling me he's     in the faculty room, though! [16:50] Ebisu     Aw, there he goes. [16:52] Ebisu     Mii-kun, you're so... [16:56] Ebisu     You're so friggin' cute! [16:59] Ebisu     You got all grumpy at what I said! [17:02] Ebisu     Yeah, I really don't like the fact that my     adorable little brother is at this shitty school. SIGN    Faculty Room [17:10] Sano     I finally found him and he's     holed up under his desk. [17:14] Hatanaka     Sano, could you bring Akisame? [17:17] Sano     There's no need for that. [17:20] Sano     Why are you so gloomy?     Are you Gloomyaki now? SIGN    No Soliciting SIGN    m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 10 SIGN    No Delinquents,     Either SIGN    m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 12 [17:23] Haruaki     I am Gloomyaki. [17:25] Sano     Come on out here. I'll hear you out. [17:27] Marshmallow     Who's the teacher here? [17:29] Haruaki     Pout, pout, pout... Pout, pout, pout... [17:33] Haruaki     Pout, pout, pout... [17:34] Sano     Grr! [17:35] (Flashback) Ebisu     We gods have to save weaklings like that. [17:41] Sano     Save? This idiot doesn't     need anything like that. [17:48] Sano     You've got some nerve tryin' to ignore me. [17:52] Haruaki     Sh-Shano-kun.... Where did     your kindness from earlier go? [17:55] Sano     Nice Sano-kun time is over. [17:58] Haruaki     Could I request an extension? [18:00] Sano     Shut up. [18:02] Haruaki     But... [18:04] Haruaki     But I always make you guys get bad grades... [18:08] (Flashback) Haruaki     Half of them get zeros. [18:10] (Flashback) Haruaki     So I like it. [18:12] Haruaki     I always just express how I feel... [18:14] Haruaki     I can't actually teach you guys     cleverly like Ebisu-sensei. [18:19] Haruaki     Of course I'm gloomy... [18:23] Sano     I'm going to tell you the exact same     thing you told me over summer vacation. [18:27] Sano     Why do you want to be like him? [18:29] Haruaki     Huh? [18:31] (Flashback) Haruaki     You're still the same ol' Sano-kun. [18:33] Sano     You're the same ol' you! [18:37] Sano     If Ebisu is able to cleverly     get Akisame to 15 points, [18:40] Sano     then help him get to 100 points     in your completely stupid way [18:40] Haruaki     Go, go, Tamao! [18:45] Sano     that's not at all clever! SIGN    Tamao [18:46] Haruaki     Now, jab! [18:47] Sano     There are guys who enjoy your weird lessons. [18:52] Sano     Like... me... [18:54] Haruaki     S-Sano-kun... [18:57] Tamao     Ah, Seimei. There you are. [19:00] Tamao     What happened to your     promise to help me study? [19:03] Haruaki     Akisame-kun... [19:04] Haruaki     I thought you were going to     have Ebisu-sensei help you... [19:07] Tamao     Huh? Why? [19:08] Tamao     I mean, he did offer, but... [19:12] (Flashback) Ebisu     I can probably at least get you to 15 points. [19:16] (Flashback) Tamao     Hey, that sounds great! SIGN    Cat     Cat SIGN    Kanji     Book SIGN    Kanji     Book SIGN    Kanji     Book SIGN    Kanji     Book [19:19] (Flashback) Tamao     But I'll pass. [19:22] (Flashback) Tamao     It's not like I dislike you or anything.     I just want to learn from Seimei. [19:29] Tamao     So yeah, I kindly declined. [19:31] Tamao     So you need to take responsibility     and look after me. [19:34] Tamao     I've been working through the kanji workbook [19:37] Tamao     for cats that you made me since yesterday. [19:39] Tamao     Hurry up and praise me! [19:42] Tamao     Wait, what's wrong? [19:46] Beniko     What? Did you get over being sad already? SIGN    Akisame-kun's     Study Notes SIGN    Oni [19:50] Beniko     Here, you dropped this. [19:51] Beniko     Also, I figured you might be depressed,     so I brought some guys to cheer you up. [19:55] Hijita     What's wrong, Seimei? [19:57] Hijita     Depressed because the awesome new     temporary teacher outshone you? [20:01] Nyuudou     Actually, you guys just need     to work harder every day. [20:05] All     Gulp. [20:07] Ogoso     Sensei! You're amazing just the way you are. SIGN    Oni [20:11] Toubyou     Whoa, Ogoso spoke. [20:13] Hijita     There's no way we idiots can     survive without an idiot like you. [20:20] Students     Whoa, what's wrong?! [20:22] Haruaki     I-I'll do my best! SIGN    Oni [20:24] Haruaki     So that I can... teach you guys... my way... [20:29] Hijita     S-Sure. Do your best. [20:31] Tamao     I have no idea what's     going on, but live strong. [20:34] Haruaki     I'll do my best to get you all     to universities that require [20:37] Haruaki     a deviation value of 70! [20:38] Tamao     Hey, sounds great. [20:40] Hijita     Uh, that's a pretty high hurdle. [20:42] Hijita     That's higher than Everest! [20:44] Haruaki     And then I'll make some     super amazing company [20:47] Haruaki     so I can make more than ten billion a year! [20:49] Mamekichi     And now that hurdle's reached space. [20:52] Sano     Come on. Stop crying already. [20:53] Haruaki     At this rate, I'm going to give all     of you the Haruaki Nobel Prize! [20:58] All     Seriously? [21:01] Small old man     The next day... SIGN    Class 2-3 [21:03] Ebisu     Okay, for the next problem... SIGN    Use "somewhat"     in a short passage [21:06] Ebisu     Akisame-kun. [21:07] Ebisu     Use "somewhat" in a short passage. [21:10] Haruaki     You've got this, Akisame-kun! [21:11] Tamao     I want some. Some what?     Yummy fishcakes. [21:13] Ebisu     "I want some. Some what?     Yummy fishcakes." [21:17] Ebisu     I'll give that 100 for feeling. [21:20] Both     Yay! [21:21] Ebisu     But it'd be a zero on a test. [21:23] Both     And now we're sad. [21:25] Haruaki     You've all got this!     Get that deviation value of 70! [21:29] Sano     Were you actually serious about that? [21:31] Haruaki     We're gonna make ten billion! [21:32] Beniko     Not sure how much just telling     us to do our best is gonna do... [21:35] Hijita     I think I'd be more motivated     if we got something in return. [21:38] Haruaki     Good point... [21:39] Haruaki     Then I'll give you my     special photos of uniforms! [21:43] Students     No thanks... [21:44] Ebisu     Then maybe I'll use my god of fortune     powers to make something happen [21:48] Ebisu     for the students who score in     the top three on the next test. [21:57] Haruaki     I want some of that good luck, too, so I'll     test and make something good happen! [22:01] Haruaki     Gimme uniforms! [22:03] Tamao     You're such a sucker for your desires... [22:05] Ebisu     Ah, so that's how it is... 19 - Welcome to the Youkai Train Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Hijita     Seriously! SIGN    Class 2-3 [00:03] Hijita     Let's just do a mermaid café     for the cultural festival! [00:07] Nyuudou     And seriously, we're not doing that! [00:10] Sano     Man, how many hours does it take to decide     what we're doing for the cultural festival? [00:15] Hijita     I'm sure the burden the girls     would have to deal with [00:18] Hijita     for the mermaid café is substantial... [00:21] Guys     Welcome! [00:21] Hijita     But don't worry! We'll wear the outfits, too! [00:24] Nyuudou     No, we won't, and I told     you we're not doing that! [00:26] Marilyn     Why would you even think of     a swimsuit café? You perv. [00:31] Yanagida     I mean... you're not even wearing     clothes, let alone a bathing suit. [00:34] Marilyn     That goes for you, too, you piece of cloth! [00:36] Haruaki     Um... [00:38] Haruaki     How about a uniform café? [00:40] All     That makes no sense and it's lame! [00:42] Haruaki     Did you guys just... [00:44] Haruaki     make light of uniforms?! [00:46] Yanagida     Then... [00:47] Yanagida     I guess we'll just have to     do an explosives café. [00:50] All     Absolutely not! [00:53] Principal     I'm worried about what Ebisu is up to, [00:56] Principal     but Haruaki-kun... [00:58] Principal     When Izuna-kun gave me his report,     I thought he was joking. [01:02] Principal     To think Haruaki-kun was     able to expel most of that [01:07] Principal     shutendouji's spiritual energy when     we could barely seal her away. [01:12] Principal     He might be more powerful than I thought. [01:16] Principal     Well, maybe I'll invite him     out for a drink today. [01:25] Haruaki     Principal... [01:27] Principal     What do you brats think you're doing?! SIGN    Class 2-3 [01:31] Haruaki     So, yeah... [01:33] Haruaki     We were told to make money     to repair the school, [01:37] Haruaki     so we'll have to do some kind of     participation game for the cultural festival. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 19:     "Welcome to the     Youkai Train" [03:15] Haruaki     It's the weekend before the cultural festival. [03:18] Haruaki     I'm out shopping with the members of     Class 3 who had to go buy supplies. [03:23] Haruaki     Oh, everyone's already here. SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island Station [03:26] Ebisu     Maybe we showed up a little too early. SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island Station [03:28] Nyuudou     Mujina and the others just left the dorm. [03:31] Sano     More importantly... [03:32] Sano     Why did you have to come? [03:34] Ebisu     Why does it matter? [03:35] Ebisu     I'm Class 3's assistant teacher, after all. [03:38] Ebisu     Even if it is temporary. SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island SIGN    Island 1 SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    You are here SIGN    Umibouzu Bridge SIGN    Old Hyakki Academy Building SIGN    Island 2 SIGN    Mall [03:41] Ebisu     I guess this island has a train. [03:44] Haruaki     This is my first time riding it, too. [03:46] Announcement     The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly. [03:50] Sano     Looks like the train's arriving. [03:52] Haruaki     What? Already? [03:52] Announcement     Please stand behind the yellow line. SIGN    Time Table [03:54] Utagawa     It's here over ten minutes early. [03:56] Takahashi     Also, that announcement sounded weird. [03:57] Announcement     The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly. SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island Station [04:03] Haruaki     Oh, well. I guess we can go on ahead. [04:09] Haruaki     This is a very old train. [04:11] Ebisu     I feel a strange presence from this train. [04:15] Nyuudou     I'll contact Mujina and the others. [04:19] Mujina     Huh? I guess Nyuudou and the     others already got on the train. [04:22] Tamao     Seriously? SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [04:24] Odawara     Kurahashi-kun, is something wrong? [04:26] Kurahashi     Er... [04:28] Kurahashi     I just have a bad feeling. [04:30] Tamao     Uh, c'mon. [04:31] Tamao     Coming from you, that's not funny. [04:35] Haruaki     Is something wrong, Ebisu-sensei? [04:38] Ebisu     No, it's nothing. [04:42] Announcement     The doors are closing.     Please watch your step. [04:45] Hatanaka     Whoa! Hey, wait! [04:52] Hatanaka     That was close! [04:54] Haruaki     Izu—Hatanaka-sensei! [04:56] Hatanaka     Class 3. [04:58] Hatanaka     Why are you here? [04:59] Haruaki     We're buying supplies     for the cultural festival. [05:01] Haruaki     Are you by yourself today, Hatanaka-sensei? [05:04] Hatanaka     My wife's back at her family     home with the kids right now. [05:06] Hatanaka     I figured I'd start stocking up on stuff. [05:09] Hatanaka     Our fourth's going to be born soon. [05:11] Hatanaka     But, uh... [05:13] Hatanaka     There's no one else on this train at all, huh? [05:15] Nyuudou     We didn't get on one that's     out of service, did we? [05:17] Sano     It's possible. [05:19] Sano     The last time I followed Seimei, [05:21] Sano     we were supposed to go from Osaka to     Tokyo but somehow ended up in Hakata. [05:25] Haruaki     Sorry about that... [05:26] Utagawa     Oh, thank goodness.     Other people are on this train. [05:30] Nyuudou     Utagawa-san! [05:31] Utagawa     Huh? [05:32] Utagawa     Didn't you guys say you were     going to buy supplies yesterday? [05:35] Nyuudou     Oh, yeah... [05:36] Nyuudou     But none of our schedules matched     up, so we changed it to today. [05:40] Nyuudou     What are you up to? [05:41] Utagawa     Er, I'm... [05:44] Takahashi     Kuniko! [05:46] Takahashi     I went all the way to the other end,     but there weren't any other passengers. [05:50] Takahashi     Oh, hey. People from school. [05:53] Takahashi     And they're making weird faces. [05:55] Haruaki     Wh-Wh-Why are you with     Utagawa-san on a weekend?! [06:00] Haruaki     And you called her Kuniko... [06:02] Sano     Nope. I didn't see a thing. [06:04] Hatanaka     You bastard! Did you put your     paws on one of my students?! [06:09] Takahashi     Wow, you're all quite imaginative. [06:11] Utagawa     Stop laughing and tell them to stop! [06:13] Ebisu     Wow, so basically, you're doing     lewd acts with a minor— [06:17] Nyuudou     Don't say it! [06:18] Nyuudou     U-Utagawa-san, this is some     kind of misunderstanding, right? [06:21] Utagawa     Not you, too, Nyuudou-kun! [06:25] All     You're her guardian?! [06:26] Seimei     You're Utagawa-san's guardian,     Takahashi-sensei? [06:28] Takahashi     Yeah. Gashadokuro are born when     souls of the dead gather. [06:33] Takahashi     I picked her up a few years back,     and I've been her guardian ever since. [06:38] Nyuudou     I see. [06:40] Utagawa     I'm sorry I didn't tell you. [06:41] Utagawa     I thought I might make people worry [06:43] Utagawa     if I said I didn't have parents,     so I kept this a secret. [06:46] Nyuudou     Oh... Yeah. I get that. [06:49] Utagawa     I'm so sorry! [06:51] Nyuudou     Huh? It's fine! Don't worry about it. [06:54] Haruaki     Huh? What's that supposed to mean? [06:56] Nyuudou     Uh... [06:57] Haruaki     Oh, you don't have to tell     me if you don't want to. [07:00] Nyuudou     Well... [07:02] Nyuudou     I've only really ever told Utagawa-san,     Hijita, and Beniko... [07:07] Nyuudou     But my mom's human, and she     passed away a few years back. [07:12] Haruaki     Huh? I'm so sorry! [07:13] Nyuudou     It's fine. I also didn't tell everyone     because I didn't want you guys to worry. [07:18] Nyuudou     Speaking of families,     I'm curious about yours, Seimei. [07:22] Haruaki     Oh, there's my parents and     my older twin brother! [07:25] Utagawa     What? You have a twin, Sensei? [07:28] Nyuudou     Don't tell me your older brother     also has a uniform fetish... [07:31] Haruaki     Nah... If anything, he might     have a Haruaki fetish... [07:36] Nyuudou     Haruaki fetish? [07:37] Haruaki     What about you, Takahashi-sensei? [07:39] Takahashi     I have totally normal parents and a     younger brother who's a little different. [07:43] Takahashi     You should know my little     brother, Nyuudou-kun. [07:47] Takahashi     He works at your home, after all. [07:49] Nyuudou     Seriously?! I don't remember a Takahashi... [07:52] Takahashi     That's why I know lots about you. [07:56] Takahashi     You last wet the bed when     you were four. It was winter. [07:59] Takahashi     In fourth grade, you couldn't throw     away the love letter a girl gave you, [08:03] Takahashi     so you still keep it in your desk. [08:05] Utagawa     Wait, that's... [08:07] Nyuudou     Wait, what? Seriously, who the heck? [08:09] Nyuudou     I'm gonna kill them. [08:14] Sano     Once we enter the tunnel,     we'll be there in about five minutes... [08:18] Sano     Huh? My phone's bugging out. SIGN    Books SIGN    No service SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books [08:21] Announcement     Next stop, Graveyard Town.     Graveyard Town. SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books SIGN    Books [08:25] Nyuudou     What? The next stop should be the mall. [08:27] Utagawa     Uh, I've never heard of Graveyard Town. [08:31] Haruaki     Oh, but I can see a station. [08:33] Haruaki     Maybe it's new. [08:38] Hatanaka     Whoa, what the heck? [08:40] Haruaki     Outside! L-L-Look outside! [08:44] Hatanaka     Oh... It's just a horde of skeleton youkai. [08:48] Hatanaka     Though seeing this many     together is a bit creepy. [08:50] Utagawa     But something's strange. [08:51] Utagawa     They're not moving at all. It's almost like... [08:55] Takahashi     Yup. They aren't youkai. [08:57] Takahashi     Those are a bunch of corpses. [08:59] Takahashi     I guess the station's living up to     its name. It's like a graveyard. [09:03] Ebisu     Anyway, think this train is possessed     by youkai or something? [09:07] Ebisu     It came earlier than it was supposed to, [09:09] Ebisu     no one's heard of this station,     and there's a bunch of skeletons. [09:12] Ebisu     Also, we're the only passengers,     which is unnatural. [09:15] Ebisu     It's almost as if this train wants     us to join the skeletons. [09:21] Takahashi     Well, this isn't good. I have an     operation scheduled tonight. [09:29] Hatanaka     I've had enough of this. [09:31] Haruaki     Izuna-kun? [09:32] Hatanaka     Hey! Stupid driver! [09:34] Hatanaka     Where are you taking us?! [09:39] Hatanaka     Okay, I'm gonna slice open this door     and beat the crap outta the driver! [09:44] Sano     Hatanaka's the type of guy who     dies first in a panic horror film. [09:48] Nyuudou     Yup. [09:51] Hatanaka     Hey, you! What are you... [09:52] Haruaki     Wow, that's amazing!     There's a uniform just floating here! [09:55] Hatanaka     Don't get excited over that! [09:57] Hatanaka     But why isn't there anyone in the uniform? [10:00] Haruaki     M-Maybe it's an invisible person youkai? [10:04] Ebisu     No, an invisible person's     body would still be there, [10:07] Ebisu     but this is more like a uniform     that's just floating. [10:11] Takahashi     Looks like something's controlling it. [10:14] Takahashi     That's great! [10:15] Takahashi     I'm getting a bit aroused...     er, I mean... I'm getting excited! [10:20] Haruaki     That's loud! [10:21] Takahashi     A train whistle? [10:24] Hatanaka     Huh? [10:26] Takahashi     Whoa, what's going on?! [10:28] Utagawa     Akira-san! Hatanaka-sensei! [10:30] Haruaki     Marshmallow! [10:31] Takahashi     Oh, dear. Looks like we're     being whisked away. [10:33] Hatanaka     No way! Wait! [10:34] Marshmallow     But why me?! [10:35] Haruaki     You guys! [10:36] Hatanaka     Don't leave me with Takahashi! [10:38] Sano     Damn it. They took all the guys who probably     wouldn't die even if you killed them. [10:42] Haruaki     It won't open! You dumb train! [10:44] Haruaki     What're you planning to     do with those three?! [10:46] Ebisu     Actually... [10:47] Ebisu     Maybe the train wasn't after those three. [10:50] Ebisu     Maybe it wanted us. [10:53] Hatanaka     Where the hell is it taking us?! [10:56] Takahashi     I think if we go any, further we'll be... [10:59] Takahashi     outside. [11:00] Marshmallow     Outside! [11:02] Takahashi     Hatanaka-kun! Turn back into a weasel! [11:06] Takahashi     And we're safe. [11:07] Hatanaka     What the hell's the train trying to do?! [11:10] Hatanaka     Don't let us ride if you're     just gonna toss us out! [11:12] Takahashi     Actually, I think this basically     confirms what this train wanted to do. [11:16] Hatanaka     Huh? [11:17] Ebisu     The ones here all have something     other than youkai blood or souls. [11:24] Ebisu     The three of us... well, it goes without saying. [11:27] Ebisu     And Utagawa-san is a gashadokuro,     which is a bunch of human souls together... [11:33] Ebisu     while Nyuudou-kun is half human. [11:37] Ebisu     So, yeah. This train was probably     drawn to those other than youkai. [11:43] Haruaki     Wait, does that mean this train is... [11:48] Ebisu     Yeah, it probably wants to eat us. [11:51] Ebisu     Well, this sucks. [11:53] Hatanaka     I see. [11:55] Hatanaka     So basically, it spit us out because it     considered us pure youkai foreign objects. [11:59] Takahashi     It's like this train itself is a body. [12:05] Hatanaka     Damn it! Let's hurry and     stop this monster train! [12:08] Takahashi     I'm so excited to examine a train! [12:13] Hatanaka     The hell is this? [12:15] Takahashi     It's a dining car. How nostalgic! [12:18] Marshmallow     There's some clothes floating. [12:21] Takahashi     This car wasn't here before... [12:23] Hatanaka     I guess the inside changed. [12:26] Takahashi     Hey. If this train's alive,     maybe this will work? [12:31] Hatanaka     Hey! [12:35] Hatanaka     Could you ask me for permission     before doing anything?! [12:38] Hatanaka     I'll be sure to tell you no! [12:39] Marshmallow     Hey! [12:41] Takahashi     Aw, they seem mad. [12:43] Hatanaka     Of course they are! [12:44] Takahashi     I'd love to take my time examining you guys, [12:48] Takahashi     but I'd rather not have Kuniko and     the others get eaten by this train. [12:52] Takahashi     So... [12:53] Takahashi     I'll make these examinations quick. [12:56] Hatanaka     I'm way more scared of you     than this monster train! [13:00] Marshmallow     Yeah! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [13:12] Hatanaka     Well, this is a lot. [13:13] Hatanaka     Maybe we went too far. [13:15] Takahashi     Looks like it. [13:17] Hatanaka     Well, anyway, we need to     get back to the others. [13:24] Hatanaka     Or I guess it's not gonna be that easy. [13:27] Takahashi     A sleeper car? [13:29] Takahashi     This wasn't here earlier, either. [13:31] Hatanaka     You know... I smell something sweet. [13:37] Marshmallow     What's wrong, four-eyes? [13:39] Marshmallow     Wait, why are you asleep?! [13:40] Marshmallow     Is your belly full? [13:42] Marshmallow     Wake up! [13:44] Takahashi     Looks like it didn't work on you, Marshmallow... [13:47] Takahashi     since you're a plant. [13:50] Takahashi     Seems like this scent is luring us to sleep. [13:56] Takahashi     I managed to stay awake because I quickly     stabbed myself with this stimulant... [14:00] Takahashi     But this isn't good. [14:02] Takahashi     I'm so tremendously tired     that my body won't move. [14:08] Marshmallow     Let him go, you old ladies! [14:10] Marshmallow     That four-eyes is a married man! [14:13] Marshmallow     This would be cheating! [14:16] Takahashi     You're not a youkai, are you? [14:19] Takahashi     Are you what's left of a human     that was taken in by this train? [14:23] Takahashi     Unfortunate... [14:25] Takahashi     If I could move my body, I'd examine     every single inch of a beauty like you. [14:32] Haruaki     I wonder if Marshmallow     and the others are okay. [14:34] Utagawa     Well, Akira-san is with them. [14:36] Haruaki     He probably wouldn't die     even if Earth was destroyed. [14:39] Utagawa     Actually, he's more like the type     that would die laughing. [14:43] Ebisu     Hey. [14:44] Ebisu     This isn't the time to worry about others. [14:47] Shadow     Onboard sales. Would you like     a boxed lunch or some tea? [14:52] Nyuudou     Wh-What the... [14:55] Nyuudou     The heck are these hands?! [14:56] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun! Utagawa-san! [14:58] Nyuudou     Damn it! Are you trying     to take us somewhere, too? [15:01] Haruaki     The door's shutting again! [15:03] Haruaki     I won't let you! [15:05] Ebisu     Oh, dear. [15:06] Ebisu     Looks like Abe-sensei went, too. [15:09] Ebisu     Goodness. It's honestly pathetic... [15:13] Ebisu     what a pushover he is. [15:17] Sano     He is. [15:19] Sano     He's just like how you used to be. [15:25] Haruaki     Let go! [15:26] Haruaki     I'm not letting go until you do! [15:28] Haruaki     Don't underestimate my persistence! [15:30] Haruaki     You want me to hang on to     you the rest of your life?! SIGN    Conductor [15:34] Haruaki     A conductor? [15:35] Haruaki     This may not work, but... [15:37] Haruaki     Mr. Conductor! Someone got on     the very first car without paying! [15:47] Utagawa     It disappeared... [15:48] Utagawa     I wonder if it went to catch     the person who didn't pay. [15:51] Haruaki     I guess we're safe for now. [15:53] Nyuudou     Uh, the ones in the very front car     are Sano and Ebisu-sensei, right? [15:56] Utagawa     Hopefully we can get in touch     with the others somehow. [16:00] Nyuudou     But we can't use our phones... [16:04] Haruaki     I know! [16:06] Sano     So... [16:07] Sano     Why did these hands come back? [16:10] Ebisu     Maybe... [16:12] Ebisu     it came back because it ate     Abe-sensei and the others. [16:16] Haruaki     Ding dong dang dong! [16:18] Haruaki     Ah, ah, mic check. Mic check. [16:21] Haruaki     Sailor, sailor, I'm Haruaki! [16:23] Ebisu     Well, he's super chipper. [16:25] Haruaki     I need the following people to     get up on the roof immediately: [16:29] Haruaki     Mikoto Sano-kun, Isaburou Ebisu-kun. [16:33] Haruaki     Izuna Hatanaka-kun, Akira     Takahashi-kun, Marshmallow-kun. [16:40] Gashadokuro     Upsy-daisy. [16:42] Gashadokuro     Here you go. [16:45] Haruaki     Okay. We won't get separated     by the doors up here. [16:49] Haruaki     We're safe. [16:50] Nyuudou     Or not! [16:55] Ebisu     Did we get you? [16:56] Haruaki     Sano-kun! Ebisu-sensei! [16:59] Haruaki     Did you beat that conductor? [17:01] Sano     Of course. [17:02] Sano     Where are Hatanaka and the others? [17:05] Utagawa     Did this thing really kill the others? [17:08] Ebisu     Mii-kun, look out! [17:11] Ebisu     Looks like it's trying to kill us for real now. [17:14] Sano     Th-Thank— [17:14] Ebisu     Watch out! It's coming again! [17:18] Nyuudou     Where are those even coming from?! [17:19] Nyuudou     We're in a tunnel! [17:22] Nyuudou     I can't dodge it! [17:24] Hatanaka     Keep your heads down! [17:28] Haruaki     Izuna-kun! [17:29] Hatanaka     Hey! We were finally able to regroup. [17:32] Takahashi     Oh, there you are. [17:35] Marshmallow     Seimei-kun! [17:37] Haruaki     Thank goodness! You're all safe! [17:40] Marshmallow     Yeah. I thought we were done for, but... [17:45] Marshmallow     Oh, no! They're gonna get eaten     if we don't do something! [17:49] Takahashi     Ah, so you're the type     that eats the neck first. [17:53] Marshmallow     In that case... [17:56] (Flashback) Marshmallow     Take this! [17:58] (Flashback) Marshmallow     The rafflesia is the world's biggest     flower, and it's super stinky! [18:04] (Flashback) Marshmallow     Huh? It didn't work? [18:06] (Flashback) Takahashi     No, it's working. [18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     Thanks to you, I can finally move again. [18:18] Takahashi     So yeah, Marshmallow did great. [18:22] Marshmallow     Well, part of me thinks you probably     should've gotten eaten there. [18:26] Haruaki     Thanks for saving those two! [18:28] Haruaki     I'm so proud of you! You did so good! [18:32] Hatanaka     That aside, what are we going to do now? [18:36] Haruaki     I have the power to exorcise youkai. [18:40] Haruaki     I'll explain later. [18:42] Haruaki     Right now, I'd like all of you to work     together to find out what this train really is. [18:46] Takahashi     I'm very curious now, [18:48] Takahashi     but for the time being,     I guess I should just listen to you. [18:55] Takahashi     My eyes don't just appear on me. [18:59] Takahashi     I can make them appear     on anything I'm touching, [19:03] Takahashi     and they can see souls you usually     can't see, as well as spiritual power. [19:07] Takahashi     But... huh? [19:08] Takahashi     I checked every inch of this train, but I     can't find a source of spiritual energy. [19:14] Ebisu     In that case... [19:16] Ebisu     Nyuudou-kun, you're a youkai     with good eyesight, right? [19:19] Nyuudou     Y-Yeah... [19:21] Ebisu     Then can you see up ahead in the darkness? [19:30] Nyuudou     Wait! I see it! [19:32] Nyuudou     Something is pulling this train! [19:34] Nyuudou     That's... a kasha? [19:36] Small Old Man     Heave-ho. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [19:38] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [19:40] Small Old Man     Kasha. [19:41] Small Old Man     A youkai that appears at funerals     and graveyards and steals corpses. [19:46] Haruaki     But if it's this dark, no one other     than Nyuudou-kun can see it. [19:50] Ebisu     Then... I guess it's my turn. [19:53] Ebisu     I'll bring you to that thing, Abe-sensei. [19:56] Haruaki     Ebisu-sensei, can you see the kasha? [19:58] Ebisu     Not at all. [20:00] Ebisu     But I'm sure if I jump, I'll get there. [20:03] Haruaki     What?! Should you be that confident?! [20:05] Ebisu     Don't worry, I'll be fine. [20:07] Ebisu     Because I have good luck. [20:10] Ebisu     See? [20:11] Haruaki     Oh, right. You're a god of fortune. [20:16] Haruaki     So this is a kasha... It looks nothing     like the picture in the dictionary. [20:20] Ebisu     Okay, now show me your powers. [20:25] Haruaki     Come forth... [20:28] Haruaki     Power to exorcise demons. [20:30] Utako     What is that light? [20:33] Haruaki     You must've ended up like this     because you got too overwhelmed. [20:38] Haruaki     You must've been in a lot of pain. [20:40] Haruaki     Okay, we're at the final stop. [20:59] Haruaki     So that's your original form... [21:02] Haruaki     Make sure you don't do this     again when you're reborn, okay? [21:14] Tamao     Seimei! [21:18] Haruaki     Akisame-kun?! [21:20] Haruaki     What's wrong? [21:21] Tamao     That's my line! [21:23] Kurahashi     Why are you all asleep here? SIGN    Hyakki Academy Island Station [21:26] Haruaki     Huh? The station?! [21:27] Haruaki     Then it was all a dream? [21:30] Takahashi     Nah, we're still hurt, so it wasn't a dream. [21:34] Utagawa     Look! [21:36] Haruaki     That's... The mountain     that had a tunnel in it. [21:40] Haruaki     Those lights were the souls     eaten by the kasha... [21:44] Haruaki     I wonder if they're able to move on... [21:46] Sano     Okay, so let's finally go shopping. [21:49] Takahashi     By the way, weren't you carrying bags? [21:54] Haruaki     I left them on the train seat! [21:56] Nyuudou     You're kidding, right?! All of our bags     got passed on to the next world, too?! [22:00] Haruaki     Oh, no... The money for the     supplies was also in my bag! [22:04] Haruaki     Hey, wait! [22:05] Haruaki     Don't pass on just yet! 20 - The Night Parade Cultural Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Haruaki     The cultural festival at Hyakki     Academy is about to begin! SIGN    Photo     Studio SIGN    Candy     Store SIGN    Spica SIGN    Box Office SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Basketball     Team SIGN    Eating Contest [00:05] Haruaki     With everyone busy preparing for     tomorrow's Night Parade Cultural Festival, [00:09] Haruaki     the whole school is in party mode this week! [00:12] Haruaki     Today, we're in the home stretch! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [01:45] Haruaki     I bought some late-night snacks! [01:47] Haruaki     Wait, are you guys okay? [01:49] Marshmallow     Is Class 3 doin' a haunted house?     The guys playing the corpses are really good. SIGN    Episode 20     "The Night Parade     Cultural Festival" [01:53] Haruaki     Uh, there really are corpses everywhere! [01:57] Haruaki     Are you guys okay? [01:58] Nyuudou     No, we're not. [02:00] Nyuudou     We've been preparing every day     this week. How are you okay? [02:04] Haruaki's Brain     Adrenalin-lin! [02:06] Haruaki     Maybe my brain's just too     worked up with excitement! [02:09] Nyuudou     Bet he's the type that can't sleep     the night before a field trip. [02:12] Utagawa     Then we'll just have to get him     to work even harder for us. [02:15] Nyuudou     Yeah. Okay, help us     make the wallpaper here. [02:19] Haruaki     Okay! [02:21] Haruaki     Thank goodness. [02:22] Haruaki     Even after everything, Nyuudou-kun and     Utagawa-san are the same as usual. SIGN    A Few Days Ago [02:27] Nyuudou     I see. [02:29] Nyuudou     So you're the descendant of the     great onmyouji Abe no Seimei, [02:33] (Flashback) Nyuudou     and you inherited the power     to exorcise youkai. [02:36] (Flashback) Nyuudou     You've been hired by the principal to     learn how to properly use those powers. [02:40] (Flashback) Haruaki     That's pretty much it. [02:44] (Flashback) Utagawa     Nothing like the rumors at all, then. [02:46] (Flashback) Haruaki     Rumors? SIGN    Dad [02:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou     We heard that the principal     owed your parents money, [02:49] Haruaki     I got a giant booger! [02:51] (Flashback) Nyuudou     so he couldn't say no when it came     to hiring their failure of a son. [02:54] (Flashback) Utagawa     And that you were a new     type of uniform youkai [02:57] (Flashback) Utagawa     that the principal hired because he     was just so intrigued at your rarity. [03:01] (Flashback) Haruaki     What do you all actually think of me? [03:04] (Flashback) Nyuudou     But why'd you keep this a secret? [03:07] (Flashback) Haruaki     W-Well... [03:09] (Flashback) Sano     You guys would all be scared     if you knew he had that power. [03:13] (Flashback) Sano     If the students he became close     to were to push him away... [03:18] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Well... Yeah, that would be rough. [03:21] (Flashback) Haruaki     I can't blame you guys for being scared. [03:24] (Flashback) Haruaki     It's like being next to     someone holding a time bomb. [03:28] (Flashback) Utagawa     But we would've died back there with     the kasha if it wasn't for you, Sensei. [03:34] (Flashback) Utagawa     Maybe that's exactly why the     principal brought you here. [03:37] (Flashback) Utagawa     To help us during those times. [03:38] (Flashback) Nyuudou     For example, Seimei... [03:40] (Flashback) Nyuudou     What do you think when you see my face? [03:43] (Flashback) Haruaki     I-I think you're a handsome guy. [03:45] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Huh? Th-Thanks... Wait, no! [03:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Before you came to this school,     if you happened to pass by me at night, [03:52] (Flashback) Nyuudou     you would've run away, right? [03:53] (Flashback) Nyuudou     At the least, if we knew about your powers     the day you became our teacher, [03:56] (Flashback) Nyuudou     we'd probably all be on guard. [03:59] (Flashback) Nyuudou     But we've been watching you do     the best you can as our teacher. [04:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou     In other words, you're amazing. [04:09] (Flashback) Nyuudou     So let's stop the bootlicking. [04:12] (Flashback) Nyuudou     That was sorta cheesy, huh? [04:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou     With these looks, I guess I can't help myself. [04:19] (Flashback) Haruaki     You're so cool! [04:21] (Flashback) Nyuudou     R-Really? [04:23] Renjou     Everyone, your outfits     for tomorrow are ready. [04:25] Renjou     Could you try them on... Oh? [04:28] Renjou     Are you the only ones here? [04:29] Nyuudou     The people in clubs have     their club projects, too, [04:32] Nyuudou     so that's where they are now. [04:34] Renjou     Well, that just won't do. [04:36] Mandragora     Yay! [04:37] Haruaki     So, yeah... [04:39] Haruaki     We got asked to get the ones in clubs     because we have nothing better to do. [04:42] Sano     You're the only one with nothing better to do. [04:44] Sano     I'm just tagging along so you don't get lost. SIGN    Spica SIGN    Small Theater SIGN    Spica SIGN    Candy     Store SIGN    Table Tennis     Club SIGN    Candy     Store SIGN    Photo Studio SIGN    Tons of     photo spots! [04:48] Haruaki     Wow, it doesn't even look     like the gym anymore! SIGN    Minigames [04:52] Toubyou     Hey, what's up? Come to check up on us? SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames SIGN    Minigames [04:55] Haruaki     What's the basketball team going to do? SIGN    Big Eater SIGN    Eating Contest SIGN     Get a prize if you beat our captain SIGN    Seeking only     the strong SIGN    No time     for the weak [04:57] Toubyou     We're doing an eating contest     against our captain. [05:00] Haruaki     Why is he the captain     of the basketball team? [05:03] Toubyou     Oh, yeah. You should give this     a shot tomorrow, Marshmallow. SIGN     Get a prize if you beat our captain SIGN    Big Eater SIGN    Eating Contest SIGN    Seeking only     the strong SIGN    No time     for the weak [05:07] Toubyou     You'll make this a huge hit! SIGN     Get a prize if you beat our captain SIGN     Get a prize if you beat our captain [05:08] Toubyou     Captain, this mandragora's a big eater, too! SIGN     Get a prize if you beat our captain [05:12] Captain     Uh-huh... [05:14] Captain     Yeah, but... you're just a plant. [05:19] Haruaki     H-He just provoked Marshmallow! [05:21] Marshmallow     I know better than to fall for     your silly provocations. [05:26] Marshmallow     You're nothing but a background character. [05:29] Haruaki     You're insanely pissed... [05:33] Haruaki     Oh, yeah. Toubyou-kun,     blah, blah, yadda, yadda. SIGN    Blah, blah,     yadda, yadda [05:38] Haruaki     Could you go back to the     classroom for a bit? [05:40] Toubyou     Got it! I'll be done in about ten minutes,     so you guys can head back first. [05:44] Mandragora     Dunk! [05:46] Haruaki     Are there any other kids     from our class in the gym? [05:49] Sano     I think someone from the drama club... [05:51] Fuji     Huh? What are you doing here? [05:53] Haruaki     Fuji-kun! [05:54] Sano     You're in a club? [05:56] Fuji     Nope. I'm just helping out the drama club. SIGN    Drama Club SIGN    Small Theater SIGN    Spica SIGN    Box Office [05:59] Fuji     They only have guys right now, so they didn't     have enough people to do the women's roles. SIGN    Womanly Desires Spiral     in This Tale of Love and Hate     A Youkai Hostess Club Tale     The Butterfly and the Garden [06:05] Fuji     This is the movie that's going to play. [06:07] Haruaki     This movie is about... a hostess club? [06:09] Sano     But why when the club is just a bunch of guys? [06:12] Fuji     The plot... SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    One [06:18] Fuji     is a love-hate story about     a guy whose wife left him, SIGN    Life-Going-Nowhere     Protagonist     President [06:21] Fuji     so he tries to get the hostess he     fell for into the number one spot. [06:24] Haruaki     That's not a story that should be     told at a high school festival! SIGN    The Heroine Hostess     Touya Fuji [06:27] Fuji     I know you're a great guy, President. [06:29] Haruaki     So you're the heroine, Fuji-kun? [06:31] Fuji     You'll see some other familiar faces, too. [06:34] Miki     You'll always be fifth-rate because     you bother with guys like him. SIGN    The Heroine's Rival     No. 1 Hostess     Rintarou Miki [06:37] Zashiki     You don't need to worry about     a pathetic woman like her. SIGN    Waiter     Beniko Zashiki [06:41] Haruaki     If you didn't have enough girls,     why did you have the girls play guy roles? [06:46] Fuji     So, yeah. Come see us tomorrow. [06:49] Sano     Nah, I'm good. [06:50] Ageha     Abe-sensei! [06:53] Haruaki     Oh, the TV crew from that one time! [06:55] Ageha     Hey! It's been a while! SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner [06:57] Ageha     We're going to be doing a feature on     the Hyakki Academy cultural festival! [07:01] Ageha     That's why we're here. See you later! SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Udon & Soba [07:04] Haruaki     Wow, a TV crew is actually here... SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner SIGN    Udon & Soba SIGN    Diner [07:07] Sano     All right, the only other one     in a club is... Yanagida. [07:11] Sano     I'm pretty sure Yanagida was making the     world's biggest firework in the science club... [07:16] Haruaki     Let's just get Yanagida-kun later. [07:17] Sano     Yeah. SIGN    Class 2-3 SIGN    Fire [07:22] Utagawa     Isn't this a bit short? [07:24] Hijita     You look super cute! [07:26] Tamao     Your groveling paid off, Hijita! [07:28] Utagawa     Beniko-chan will be here soon. SIGN    Fight SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    Rage Gauge SIGN    Rage Gauge SIGN    Rage Gauge SIGN    Rage Gauge [07:30] Hijita     Beniko in a Chinese dress will probably look     like a character from a fighting game. [07:38] Zashiki     In that case, I'll be a hidden character, thanks. [07:40] Nyuudou     Hey, you look cute. [07:42] Nyuudou     Doesn't she look cute, Hijita? [07:44] Hijita     Yeah... N-Not bad... [07:46] Zashiki     And yet you're thinking, [07:48] Zashiki     "Huh? She's kinda hot.     Even if she has no boobs." [07:52] Zashiki     Thanks. [07:53] Hijita     Could you not read exactly     what's on my mind, please? [07:56] Zashiki     You're up next, boys. [07:58] Mandragora     Olé! SIGN    Class 2-3 SIGN    Class 2-3 SIGN    Class 2-3 [08:00] Haruaki     They're done changing! [08:04] Utagawa     You two look so cool! [08:06] Hijita     Yeah, those two look cool, but... [08:10] Hijita     Why didn't you even try with our outfits? [08:12] Utagawa     Sorry, our budget ran out. [08:15] Yanagida     Hey, did you call? [08:17] Sano     Gah! Yanagida! [08:18] Yanagida     I heard you were looking for me, Sensei. [08:21] Haruaki     Yanagida-kun... What do     you have in your hands? [08:23] Yanagida     Oh, it's the stuff to make     the world's biggest firework, [08:26] Yanagida     but I'm still in the process     of mixing everything. [08:29] Sano     Don't! [08:35] Announcement     It is now the next day. [08:36] Announcement     Any students still on campus need to turn     in a permission form to sleep over. [08:43] Shikajima     What? You're still here, Class 3? [08:46] Tamao     Oh, hey. You guys finished at Class 2? [08:49] Shikajima     Uh... More importantly... [08:52] Shikajima     What are you guys even doing for the festival? [08:57] Tamao     I'd like to know myself. [08:59] Hijita     I have a great idea! SIGN    Class 2-3's Presentation     A Modern Art Exhibit     Theme: "Explosions and Rebirth" SIGN    Class 2-3 [09:03] Hijita     How 'bout that? [09:04] All     Yeah, right! [09:06] Tamao     Even if the outfits and props are     done, if our stage looks like this... [09:11] Haruaki     Stage... [09:13] Haruaki     That's it! SIGN    Welcome to the SIGN    Empire of Dreams [09:16] Ageha     I hear Class 2-4 built an amusement park. [09:20] Nezumi-sensei     We call it The Empire of Dreams: Mousey Land. [09:23] Nezumi-sensei     We kinda pushed it a bit... [09:24] Haruaki     Ageha-san! [09:26] Ageha     What's the matter, Abe-sensei? [09:28] Nezumi-sensei     Hey! Don't interrupt my squeakin' interview! [09:31] Haruaki     I have a favor to ask. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Live SIGN    Reporting Live from     Hyakki Academy's     Night Parade Cultural Festival!! SIGN    Reporter: Nakano [09:44] Nakano     I am currently at Hyakki     Academy's cultural festival. [09:48] Nakano     Today and tomorrow, many youkai     from all over the country [09:53] Nakano     will be coming to Hyakki Academy Island to     enjoy the Night Parade Cultural Festival! [09:59] Nakano     Now, let's catch someone for an interview. [10:02] Nakano     Oh, excuse me, sir. [10:04] Karasuma     Huh? Me? SIGN    Candied Apples SIGN    Specialty Grilled Squid [10:06] Nakano     What are you looking forward     to the most today? [10:09] Karasuma     Let's see... SIGN    Hyakki Academy     Night Parade Cultural Festival [10:11] Karasuma     Probably eating all the free food I can [10:14] Karasuma     using these tickets I worked     so hard on forging yesterday. [10:20] Principal     Oh, really? I'll be taking those tickets. [10:23] Mandragora     Zoom! [10:25] Karasuma     Oh, come on! You can cut me some slack     during the cultural festival, at least! [10:28] Principal     So, uh... what name are     you going by currently? [10:32] Karasuma     I'm currently Ranmaru Karasuma. [10:35] Principal     In that case, Ranmaru-san... [10:37] Principal     I'm on my way to observe Haruaki-kun's class. [10:40] Principal     Would you like to tag along? [10:42] Karasuma     Well, well... It's rare for you to     invite me out on a date, Acchan. SIGN    Human Labyrinth [10:48] Karasuma     A human labyrinth? [10:50] Principal     All I know about it is that it's     some kind of escape room. [10:53] Principal     Haruaki-kun suddenly asked me yesterday [10:55] Principal     to connect the classroom     with a certain place. [10:58] Karasuma     So once we go past these doors,     it leads to somewhere else? SIGN    Pricing SIGN    Entrance SIGN    Entrance [11:04] Hijita     Ooh! Welcome, sir! [11:07] Hijita     If you don't have a ticket,     it's 300 yen each or 500 yen for two buddies. SIGN    Box Office [11:11] Hijita     As for couples... [11:12] Karasuma     There's even a couple's discount? [11:15] Hijita     Nah. Couples have to pay 1,000 yen per person. [11:18] Hijita     If you were previously in     a relationship, 700 yen. [11:21] Hijita     If you're the ace of a sports team, 600 yen. [11:23] Hijita     If you're a hot guy, 2,000 yen. [11:24] Hijita     If you're not a virgin, 5,000 yen. [11:26] Karasuma     Those sure are some hate-filled prices. [11:30] Hijita     Well? You're both pretty old.     I'm sure you have plenty of experience. [11:34] Principal     Oh, there's my ticket. Let us in, please. SIGN    Did you think that ticket was real?     I stayed up late making those     They're fake, you moron     Forged tickets     They're seriously fake?     They're pretty well made.     Wow     Forged Tickets SIGN    No     Trespassing [11:41] Principal     This is quite the set. [11:44] Hijita     At first, we had a cardboard     maze, but that got destroyed. [11:47] Ageha     Blah, blah, yadda, yadda. [11:48] Hijita     Seimei asked a buddy of his who works at     a TV station to help us borrow a TV studio. [11:49] Ageha     OMG, thank you so much! [11:53] Hijita     Oh, yeah! Before you go in... [12:00] Principal     Huh? [12:01] Hijita     The purpose of this maze is     not to escape it, but rather, [12:04] Hijita     you must find the key to     unlock your handcuffs. [12:06] Principal     What? Then I'd rather do this alone. [12:10] Hijita     If you want to do it alone,     these are your restraints. [12:13] Principal     Ah, then pair it is. SIGN    Entrance SIGN    Entrance [12:15] Hijita     All right! Have a great time! SIGN    Exit [12:22] Principal     Did you just hear a scream? [12:25] Haruaki     Welcome to the Human Labyrinth. [12:27] Haruaki     I am the manager here, Mysteryaki. [12:30] Marshmallow     I'm his assistant, Mysterymallow. SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    Meat Roll Alley SIGN    Take a photo     with a cute uniform! [12:32] Haruaki     My students in this labyrinth will be     playing either a youkai or a human. [12:39] Haruaki     The ones playing students have keys, [12:42] Haruaki     so if you find any, ask them if they are human. [12:46] Haruaki     But you can only ask them once. [12:48] Haruaki     If you're wrong, you fail. [12:50] Marshmallow     Also, if you don't find them     within 30 minutes, you fail. [12:54] Haruaki     If you fail, as punishment, [12:56] Haruaki     you will have to enjoy the rest of the     festival today wearing a cute uniform. [13:01] Haruaki     Also, you'll have to take a photo with me. [13:05] Haruaki     Also, there are people giving out hints,     so getting a hint from them is one strategy. [13:10] Haruaki     Now, I will give you a hint myself for     listening to my whole explanation. [13:14] Haruaki     I am a human, and Marshmallow is a youkai. [13:17] Marshmallow     Yup. [13:18] Haruaki     That is all. Do your best out there. [13:21] Karasuma     They put way more work     into this than I thought. [13:23] Principal     A cute uniform? You can't be serious. [13:26] Principal     I have my pride as the principal. [13:30] Momoyama     And you're out of time. [13:32] Toubyou     You'll be punished with uniforms! [13:34] Momoyama     We'll let you be humiliated     in front of the masses. [13:39] Randos     No! We don't want to end up like Class 3! [13:42] Karasuma     I'm probably the last person     who should bring this up, [13:42] Randos     Just kill me now! [13:45] Karasuma     but what are you teaching your teachers? [13:48] Principal     A-Anyway, let's look for some hints. [13:55] Principal     And what are you two doing? [13:58] Hatanaka     We could ask you the same thing. [14:00] Hatanaka     Haruaki said he wanted us     to come, so we came. [14:03] Miki     And he gave us free tickets. [14:05] Principal     Surprising, considering Haruaki-kun     is stingy and could've easily gotten [14:09] Principal     a not-virgin fee of 5,000 yen from Izuna-kun... [14:12] Karasuma     Are you not a not-virgin? [14:14] Miki     Leave me be! [14:16] Principal     Just what is that fool plotting? [14:20] Hatanaka     More importantly, we     don't have time for this. [14:23] Miki     That's right! We're going     to fail in ten minutes! [14:25] Mamekichi     Hints! [14:27] Mamekichi     I've got hints for you guys! Get your hints! [14:29] Tamao     Hints, hints, hints! [14:30] Miki     Hey, hint guys! Give us a hint! [14:32] Mamekichi     Only if you correctly answer this question. SIGN    Fish [14:35] Hatanaka     You're not gonna tell us for free?! SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame [14:37] Mamekichi     Here's your question! SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame [14:39] Mamekichi     Here is a test answer sheet from an     idiot I know who always scores 0%. [14:44] Hatanaka     You also always get 0%. [14:46] Mamekichi     But he happened to miraculously     score a five on this test! SIGN    Question 3 SIGN    Language SIGN    Question 1 SIGN    Question 2 SIGN    Class 2-3 Akisame SIGN    4 SIGN    5 SIGN    3 SIGN    2 SIGN    1 SIGN    Kanpamella SIGN    Jovanya SIGN    Question 3 SIGN    Question 3 [14:50] Mamekichi     Within a minute, guess the name of the novel [14:52] Mamekichi     the test was about from     the answers on this sheet. [14:55] Hatanaka     How the hell should we know?! [14:57] Miki     Wait... The answers for these questions... [14:59] Miki     They're probably kanji vocab     questions from a reading passage. [15:03] Miki     Only idiots know how other idiots think. [15:05] Miki     Hatanaka-kun, can you figure     out Akisame-kun's answers? SIGN    Star-looking pole SIGN    Drain SIGN    Question 5 SIGN    Hattori SIGN    Ruttori SIGN    Cube sugar SIGN    Some smart jerk named Osamu with Miya and     Shaku in     his name [15:10] Hatanaka     Let's see... [15:11] Hatanaka     Star-looking pole... Oh, a telescope. SIGN    Telescope [15:14] Hatanaka     "Drain" is probably "train" miswritten. SIGN    Train [15:16] Hatanaka     Some smart jerk named Osamu with     Miya and Shaku in his name... [15:19] Hatanaka     Jerk? Smart? Osamu? SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa [15:24] Miki     He must mean Kenji Miyazawa! [15:26] Miki     I see. I'm not sure how he basically     misread every single kanji in his name, SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa SIGN    Some smart jerk named     Osamu with Miya and     Shaku in his name SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa [15:31] Miki     but great job, Hatanaka! [15:33] Miki     The answer is A Night on the Galactic     Railroad by Kenji Miyazawa. SIGN    A Night on the Galactic Railroad     by Kenji Miyazawa SIGN    Correct [15:38] Mamekichi     Correct! [15:40] Mamekichi     Okay, here's your hint.     Why are we all hiding our faces? [15:45] Hatanaka     There's an actual reason other than     it's just for this whole setup? [15:49] Miki     Oh! I see! I've got it! [15:53] Hatanaka     Oh, so that's how it is! [15:56] Karasuma     Really?! [15:57] Hatanaka     All right! He's up above,     isn't he? Let's go, Rintarou! [16:01] Miki     Do your best, sir, so you don't     end up in a cute uniform! SIGN    Hyakki     Academy [16:07] Karasuma     You're not gonna tell us the answer?! SIGN    Hyakki     Academy SIGN    Hyakki     Academy SIGN    Hyakki     Academy SIGN    Hyakki     Academy [16:10] Principal     Of course those two aren't     going to be that considerate. [16:14] Principal     We will also answer a question. [16:17] Hatanaka     Look! There he is! [16:20] Hatanaka     Hey, you! [16:26] Ogoso     This was a fake floor     created by my youkai magic. [16:32] Hatanaka     Damn it, what the hell?! [16:36] Haruaki     Hatanaka and Miki, your time is up! [16:38] Hatanaka     What?! No one said anything about traps! [16:41] Hatanaka     Ain't no way in hell I'm     wearing a cute uniform! [16:44] Hatanaka     I'll cut this chain and ru— [16:45] Haruaki     Not happening! [16:46] Miki     What?! [16:50] Marshmallow     That cage has youkai-sealing talismans     all over it so you can't escape! [16:54] Marshmallow     Give it up! Seimei-kun's super     scary when uniforms are involved! [16:58] Haruaki     Hey, hey, hey, hey! [17:01] Haruaki     Why are you trying to run away? [17:03] Haruaki     We're about to take lots     of pictures together! [17:09] Relative 1     That's my son's teacher... [17:12] Relative 2     Oh, dear. What's going on with the teachers? [17:14] Hatanaka     Er, we lost a game...     Today's the cultural fair, after all. [17:20] Female student     Mikity, what happened? [17:22] Female student     You look so cute! [17:24] Miki     Er... Sorry I actually look good in this      and you have to be embarrassed alone. [17:29] Hatanaka     Shut up! SIGN    Human Labyrinth [17:33] Haruaki     Man... My collection's growing. SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background SIGN    I made this my     home screen background [17:35] Marshmallow     You're insanely creepy     when uniforms are involved. [17:39] Haruaki     It's not my only motive to get     selfies with the cute uniforms! [17:43] Marshmallow     What? You're gonna do     something even creepier? [17:46] Haruaki     That's... the principal! [17:49] Haruaki     The principal coming was a happy     miscalculation I wasn't expecting! [17:53] Haruaki     I'm going to get them into uniforms and     see my plan through no matter what. [18:00] Tamao     Here's your question! [18:01] Tamao     You probably don't know this, but our     homeroom teacher is a huge weirdo! [18:05] Principal     I'm very aware. [18:06] Tamao     And this is a photo of said teacher     getting yelled at by his students. SIGN    He ate lunch early     in class SIGN    He passed notes in class SIGN    He held a class on     his shitty poem called     "Me and My Sailor Uniform" [18:12] Tamao     What is the reason he's getting yelled at? [18:14] Tamao     One, he at lunch early during class. [18:17] Tamao     Two, he participated in passing     notes to students during class. [18:21] Tamao     Three, he held a class on his shitty poem     called "Me and My Sailor Uniform." [18:25] Karasuma     I have no idea! [18:27] Principal     I'm shocked that he's actually     done at least one of these things. [18:32] Karasuma     Wait. He's holding a pen. [18:34] Karasuma     The answer is two! [18:36] Principal     There's a possibility it's three, isn't there? [18:38] Karasuma     He's in the middle of class,     so if it was the poem, [18:40] Karasuma     wouldn't a teacher be holding     chalk instead of a pen? [18:43] Principal     True... [18:44] Karasuma     So the answer is two!     He passed around notes! [18:47] Tamao     You are correct! [18:49] Tamao     Okay, your hint is: Seimei is playing a human,     and Marshmallow is playing a youkai. [18:55] Karasuma     We already heard that earlier! [18:57] Principal     No, it's just slightly different.     They mentioned "playing." [19:01] Karasuma     Which means... [19:03] Karasuma     it doesn't matter that he's actually a human,     but he's playing the role of a human? [19:08] Karasuma     Along with the hint that     the two teachers got, [19:11] Karasuma     the one about everyone in this class     wearing masks for some reason... [19:15] Tamao     Hey! You eavesdropped! [19:17] Karasuma     You should probably learn to whisper. [19:20] Principal     Masks and playing roles... [19:22] Principal     I see! [19:23] Principal     The masks are the roles they're playing! [19:26] Principal     Up until now, all the students     were wearing oni or animal masks, [19:29] Principal     meaning they're not human. [19:31] Principal     But Haruaki-kun had a human mask on. [19:34] Karasuma     I see. And those two headed up, [19:38] Karasuma     so they must've found someone     up there wearing a human mask. [19:43] Principal     There's no time. Let's hurry. [19:46] Sano     There's no one beating this game. [19:50] Sano     Miki and Hatanaka got close, but even     I didn't know the floor would disappear. [19:54] Nyuudou     Seimei's pretty ruthless today. [19:57] Karasuma     Got him! [19:59] Karasuma     He's got a human mask on! [20:02] Haruaki     Not happening! [20:04] Haruaki     You two can fall, too! [20:06] Karasuma and Principal     Huh? [20:12] Karasuma     Uh... Did you forget     that I'm a karasu tengu? [20:15] Haruaki     Crap! He's never done anything youkai-like,     so I didn't consider that! [20:20] Marshmallow     They only have 30 seconds left, too. [20:22] Karasuma     And you're a human! [20:24] Marshmallow     Oh, no! I dropped a 10,000 yen bill! [20:28] Karasuma     A 10,000 yen bill?! [20:29] Karasuma     10,000! 10,000! [20:31] Principal     Hold it! We don't have time— [20:33] Karasuma     I don't care if I have to wear a     uniform! I want that 10,000 yen! SIGN    Café     Mandragora SIGN    Mandragora Cultural Festival SIGN    Café Mandragora     Coupon SIGN    Mandra SIGN    Location: Roof SIGN    Cultural Fair Committee [20:41] Karasuma     That's not the bill I wanted! [20:45] Marshmallow     And you're out of time! [20:47] Haruaki     Way to go, Marshmallow!     You're the smartest plant ever! [20:50] Principal     You jerk! How could you fall     for that obvious ruse?! [20:54] Karasuma     Well, you looked back at it, too! [20:56] Haruaki     Okay, you two! It's uniform time! [20:59] Karasuma     Damn it! Haruaki-kun was     just too powerful today. [21:03] Haruaki     Well, I have an important plan. [21:06] Karasuma     Plan? [21:08] Haruaki     This has always bothered me... [21:11] Haruaki     Why does society think that only girls     in their teens can wear sailor uniforms? [21:17] Haruaki     Because of that, uniform     lovers are called lolicons! [21:21] Haruaki     So while the TV crew is here, [21:23] Haruaki     I'm gonna have old guy teachers     like you wear sailor uniforms, too, [21:26] Haruaki     and have the world realize... [21:28] Black oni     Even old guys look good in them! [21:31] Haruaki     ...just how amazing sailor uniforms are, [21:34] Haruaki     and be able to wear sailor uniforms     like they were jeans, [21:37] Haruaki     regardless of age and gender     or if they're human or youkai! [21:41] Haruaki     This is my World-Wide Sailor Uniform Plan! [21:44] Karasuma     What an epic plan... [21:47] Principal     Don't involve me in that crap. [21:50] Marshmallow     Okay, I'm taking the picture! Say, "Sailor!" [21:53] Principal     I've never been so humiliated in my life... [21:57] Haruaki     Lick, lick. You both look great! [21:59] Karasuma     Wait, you're not going to wear one? [22:02] Karasuma     After all this shouting     about sailor uniforms? [22:04] Haruaki     What? But that'd be embarrassing! [22:07] All     What?! 21 - The Underground Night Parade Cultural Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Cultural Festival Day 2 SIGN    Hyakki Academy SIGN    Youkai Life Counseling SIGN    Art Room [00:09] Haruaki     Thank goodness the second day of the     cultural festival started without a hitch. SIGN    Welcome SIGN    Prep Room [00:18] Kurai     Sorry about that. [00:19] Haruaki     No, I'm sorry. [00:23] Haruaki     Who the heck was that? [00:26] Haruaki     He was dressed suspiciously. [00:28] Haruaki     Sunglasses and a mask... [00:32] Haruaki     Huh? Akisame-kun? [00:35] Tamao     Huh? SIGN    Night Parade Cultural Festival Day 2 [00:38] Haruaki     You're going to the basement     to get some supplies? [00:40] Tamao     Yeah. [00:41] Tamao     But there's an urban legend     that says you'll get cursed [00:45] Tamao     if you go to the basement     during the cultural festival. [00:47] Haruaki     Huh, I had no idea... [00:50] Tamao     I swore that I'd never go there... [00:53] (Flashback) All     Shoot! [00:54] Tamao     But I lost at rock-paper-scissors! [00:56] Haruaki     Why didn't you use your human form? [00:58] Tamao     Oh, yeah! You're right! SIGN    First-Year Schedule SIGN    First-Year Schedule SIGN    First-Year Schedule SIGN    First-Year Schedule [01:02] Haruaki     Then why don't we go     get the stuff together? [01:05] Tamao     But keep this a secret     from everyone else, okay? [01:09] Harauki     Okay! SIGN    B1 SIGN    1 SIGN    2 SIGN    3 SIGN    4 SIGN    5 SIGN    6 [01:13] Haruaki     By the way, what supplies do you need? [01:17] Haruaki     Huh? SIGN    Cultural Festival SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Tea Party SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Big     Flame     Buns SIGN    Cultural Festival SIGN    Episode 21     "The Underground     Night Parade     Cultural Festival" SIGN    Underground     Cultural     Festival [02:59] Tamao     Wh-What the heck is all this? [03:01] Haruaki     I didn't hear anything about an     underground cultural festival... SIGN    Cultural     Festival [03:05] Tamao     The basement's not even that big... [03:09] Haruaki     I wonder if it leads to somewhere     else, like our classroom. [03:13] Tamao     What? [03:14] Tamao     But then where's the storeroom     for the supplies? [03:17] Haruaki     Good point... [03:19] Haruaki     Let's have a look around. [03:20] Tamao     Huh?! [03:23] Haruaki     I mean, it honestly looks pretty fun. [03:26] Tamao     What? Really? It seems     pretty creepy to me. [03:31] Haruaki     It doesn't look like there are any     youkai-looking people here. [03:34] Tamao     And that's why it's creepy...     Especially when this place is so huge. [03:38] Haruaki     Oh! There's a haunted house! SIGN    This Is a Real Haunted House [03:40] Haruaki     Maybe there are youkai there. [03:42] Tamao     I'm not going in! SIGN    Cultural     Festival [03:44] Tamao     You're surprisingly okay     with ghosts, Seimei. SIGN    Get your baby castella     right up here! [03:48] Haruaki     I think I'm just more scared     of delinquents than ghosts, [03:51] Haruaki     plus I'm used to them. [03:53] Tamao     Hey, there's someone suspicious down there. [03:57] Haruaki     Hey! I saw him upstairs. [04:00] Haruaki     He bumped into me and then      ran off like he was in a hurry. [04:04] Tamao     Maybe he's a thief! [04:07] Haruaki     The way his face was     covered seemed suspicious. [04:09] Haruaki     The principal did say there were a lot     of pickpockets at the cultural festival. SIGN    Get your baby castella     right up here! [04:14] Haruaki     Let's go talk to him. [04:16] Tamao     Okay! [04:18] Tamao     Hey, you! The really suspicious-looking guy! [04:21] Haruaki     Um... Are you one of     the students' guardians? [04:25] Haruaki     Could we talk for a second? [04:27] Kurai     Why are you so far away? [04:28] Tamao     Shut up! Don't go underestimating     the cowardly duo! [04:31] Haruaki     It'd be really scary if you were a bad guy! [04:34] Kurai     Um... You're Abe-sensei and     Tamao Akisame-kun, right? [04:39] Tamao     What? Why do you have our     personal information? [04:43] Kurai     I'm not actually suspicious. [04:46] Kurai     I just accidentally wandered     in here, just like you two. [04:51] Kurai     I'm Kurai, an alumnus of Hyakki Academy. [04:56] Kurai     Pleasure to make your acquaintance. [04:58] Haruaki     Oh, you're an alumnus... [05:00] Tamao     Why are you dressed so suspiciously? [05:03] Kurai     Ah... I wear a mask because I'm     a bit insecure about my mouth. [05:08] Haruaki     I wonder if it's something like this. [05:09] Kuchisake Onna     Am I beautiful? [05:11] Kurai     Someone in my family is at this     school, but they told me not to come, SIGN    Absolutely do not come SIGN    I'll be coming on     the second day of     the cultural festival SIGN    I said don't come [05:17] Kurai     so I came to see what was going on. [05:20] Kurai     I was about to be found, so I panicked     and escaped to another floor... SIGN    B1 SIGN    2 SIGN    3 SIGN    4 SIGN    5 SIGN    6 SIGN    1 SIGN    Cultural Festival SIGN    Tea Party SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Big     Flame     Buns SIGN    Underground Cultural Festival [05:25] Kurai     and somehow ended up in this bizarre place. [05:29] Haruaki     I see. By the way, how did     you know who we are? [05:35] Announcer     We will begin our lantern release soon. [05:38] Announcer     Please look above. [05:40] Haruaki     Lantern release? [05:42] Kurai     Is something the matter? [05:48] Haruaki     Wow! [05:49] Tamao     What's all this? [05:51] Kurai     Lanterns? [05:54] Haruaki     How pretty... SIGN    Lantern Release     Please write a wish [06:01] Haruaki     Oh! You can write a wish to     go up with the lantern, too! SIGN    Lantern Release     Please write a wish [06:05] Honda     That's right. Did you     want to write one, too? [06:08] Haruaki     In that case... "May everyone     stay healthy and happy." SIGN    May everyone     stay healthy     and happy [06:12] Haruaki     May my class's average score go up. SIGN    May my class's     average score go up SIGN    May I get     a raise [06:16] Haruaki     Also, may I get a raise! [06:18] Haruaki     Oh, and I want some rare uniforms! [06:20] Honda     You sure wrote a lot. [06:22] Haruaki     Huh? [06:23] Haruaki     Hey, have we met before? [06:27] Honda     Ah, so you remembered.     I'm happy to hear that. [06:31] Haruaki     Huh? But when was it? [06:34] Tamao     What the heck is Seimei doing? [06:35] Kurai     This is like the lantern     float they do during Obon. [06:40] Tamao     Like... a root beer float? [06:43] Kurai     A lantern float. [06:44] Kurai     It's a ritual that takes place during     Obon where people light lanterns [06:47] Kurai     and send them down the     river to honor the dead. [06:50] Kurai     Now that I think about it,     today's the autumnal equinox. [06:54] Haruaki     A black sailor uniform! [06:56] Tamao     Seriously, what? [06:57] Kurai     Er, the autumnal equinox is— [06:59] Haruaki     Yay! [07:00] Tamao     Hey, Seimei! Where are you going?! SIGN    Underground Cultural Festival SIGN    Underground Cultural Festival [07:03] Haruaki     Huh? I somehow lost them. [07:06] Haruaki     It was just like the lovely black     sailor suit I saw at the school camp. SIGN    Secondhand Book Fair [07:12] Haruaki     Wow, there's even a secondhand     book fair down here. [07:15] Haruaki     And they only have books     that are out of print. How fun! SIGN    And so, the     cursed book     sucked in     everyone     around it. [07:20] Haruaki     Then again, ugh, secondhand books... SIGN    And then they     became a part of the     cast of characters     to forever     entertain readers. [07:22] Haruaki     I'm still traumatized from that     one cursed secondhand book. SIGN    Author     Photo SIGN    Kotoba Honda SIGN    Born in Tokyo [07:25] Haruaki     Oh, that's right! That guy is     the author of the cursed book! SIGN    Author     Photo SIGN    Kotoba Honda [07:31] Haruaki     But wait... That guy died... Huh? [07:35] Haruaki     Come to think of it,     that black sailor uniform... SIGN    Heaven Hell SIGN    Secondhand Book Fair [07:41] Haruaki     N-Now I'm getting scared. [07:44] Haruaki     I need to find the other two and     hurry back up to a higher floor. [07:47] Conductor     Hey... [07:47] Conductor     Mister. You on your own? SIGN    Train     Cat Café [07:50] Conductor     We're running a train cat café. [07:52] Conductor     You can even eat real station bentos. [07:54] Haruaki     Yeah, I definitely remember this     since it happened just recently! [07:59] Conductor     What are you talking about? [08:00] Haruaki     I almost died on a train! [08:02] Conductor     Oh, don't be like that. [08:05] Haruaki     Save me! [08:09] Renka     Could you be Haruaki Abe-sensei? [08:12] Haruaki     Who are you? [08:13] Renka     I knew it! [08:15] Renka     Your cowlick is just as my son described it! [08:18] Renka     Come on. Let's go have a chat over here. [08:20] Conductor     You two can chat at our café! [08:22] Renka     That's quite all right! [08:27] Haruaki     Thank you so much. You saved me. [08:30] Renka     I came here hoping to see my son,     but I had no idea this festival was going on. [08:36] Haruaki     Ah... Did you accidentally wander in, too? [08:40] Renka     Truly, your cowlick is as     magnificent as my son said. [08:46] Haruaki     Oh, yeah. You're one of my students' parents. [08:48] Renka     My son talks about you all the time.     It always gives me a good laugh. [08:52] Haruaki     Laugh? [08:53] Renka     Like when you caught a giant human-faced     fish while cleaning the pool, [08:56] Renka     ended up in a loincloth     during the sports day, [08:59] Renka     and got mistaken for a youkai     at one of your students' homes. SIGN    Oni [09:04] Haruaki     Man, I pretty much suck. [09:08] Haruaki     Um... So whose mom are you? [09:11] Renka     Whose mom do you think I am? [09:13] Tamao     Hmm... Seimei disappeared around here. [09:18] Kurai     I don't even sense his presence. [09:21] Tamao     Seimei was acting really weird. [09:24] Kurai     I figured he was pretty     strange to begin with. [09:28] Tamao     But he was acting weird in a different way. [09:31] Tamao     I mean, he said this place seemed fun... [09:36] Tamao     But what exactly about     these ruins seems fun? [09:40] Tamao     I wonder if Seimei was seeing     something different than us. [09:45] Kurai     Anyway, we should probably find Abe-sensei. [09:49] Kurai     If we don't, he might get     sucked into this place. [09:53] Tamao     Say what?! [09:54] Kurai     Though, honestly, that     may work in my favor... [09:59] Tamao     Huh? [10:00] Tamao     Hey, you don't hate Seimei     or something, do you? [10:03] Kurai     Oh, did you hear me? [10:05] Tamao     Cats have better ears than humans! [10:08] Tamao     Anyway, that's really bad! [10:11] Tamao     If you wish something bad upon someone, [10:13] Tamao     something worse is gonna happen to you! [10:17] Tamao     That's what my best friend said! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [10:29] Haruaki     U-Um... Where are you     planning on taking me? [10:33] Renka     Oh, I'm Renka, by the way. [10:36] Renka     Since I finally got to meet you, [10:38] Renka     I was hoping to find a place     we can have a long chat. SIGN    Uniform Cabaret SIGN    The Teen Years [10:44] Renka     Look, Sensei! A uniform cabaret! [10:47] Haruaki     Why are you recommending     that to a teacher?! [10:49] Renka     I always wanted to have a     parent-teacher conference, [10:53] Renka     so I figured it'd be better to     have one at a place you liked. [10:56] Haruaki     Sure, but we don't need     to have one at a cabaret. [11:00] Haruaki     Let's find somewhere else. [11:03] Haruaki     It's dangerous to stay in one spot too long. [11:05] Renka     Sensei... [11:07] Haruaki     Huh? [11:07] Renka     Do you understand what this place is? SIGN    Tea Shop [11:11] Haruaki     I think so. [11:13] Haruaki     This cultural festival is being run     by people who have died, right? [11:19] Renka     Bingo! [11:22] Renka     Today's the autumnal equinox. [11:24] Renka     The autumnal equinox is     known as the Autumn Ohigan, [11:27] Renka     and the Ohigan is said to be the day when     the worlds of the living and the dead connect. [11:31] Haruaki     But why in the basement of Hyakki Academy? [11:34] Renka     From what I heard, the location     is random every year. [11:39] Renka     I think the people here are deceased people     who had some kind of connection with youkai. [11:46] Haruaki     Renka-san, could you be... [11:48] Old Cop     Do you have a second, sonny? [11:50] Haruaki     Huh? A police officer? [11:52] Young Cop     We received reports that some people     who aren't dead wandered in here. [11:57] Haruaki     You get reported for being alive here?! [12:00] Young Cop     Could you breathe into this thing here? [12:05] Young Cop     It went off. He's definitely     not fully dead yet. SIGN    The Teen Years [12:08] Haruaki     You guys use a breathalyzer to determine     if someone's dead or alive?! [12:12] Young Cop     Anyway, come with us to fill     out the proper paperwork. [12:15] Young Cop     You can't be here unless     you're officially dead. [12:18] Haruaki     What?! The afterlife     cares about paperwork?! [12:22] Haruaki     Anyway, no! I'm still alive! [12:24] Young Cop     Ah, yeah... We get guys     like you sometimes [12:27] Young Cop     who can't accept the fact     that they're dead. [12:30] Haruaki     This is bad. At this rate, I'm     gonna get killed by paperwork! [12:33] Haruaki     My only choice is to... [12:36] Young Cop     Hey! He ran! [12:38] Old Cop     He's so fast! [12:39] Rena     Wow! You're just as fast     as I heard you were! [12:42] Haruaki     I always get accosted by delinquents, [12:45] Haruaki     so I'm world-class when     it comes to running away! SIGN    Metropolitan     Police [12:48] Old Cop     Come back here! [12:49] Old Cop     Unlawful death is punishable by     three years of hard labor in hell! [12:53] Haruaki     Why do I have to get chased by     the police in this world, too?! [12:57] Haruaki     Save me, police! [12:59] Haruaki     No, wait! The police are     the ones chasing me! [13:02] Tamao     I hear Seimei's voice from down below! [13:05] Tamao     Damn it. It's pitch black.     I can't see anything. [13:08] Tamao     Where are you, Seimei?! [13:10] Kurai     I guess I don't have a choice. [13:16] Kurai     I'll find him with my youkai magic. [13:19] Tamao     A dodomeki?! [13:21] Tamao     Which means you're Takahashi— [13:22] Kurai     Please don't say that name.     It'll disrupt my youkai magic. [13:26] Kurai     A dodomeki's youkai magic should be able     to search every inch of this space... [13:33] Kurai     I see. [13:35] Kurai     So this is what Abe-sensei was seeing. [13:38] Tamao     What? What exactly are you seeing? [13:41] Kurai     Very well. I'll use my youkai magic     to show you what I'm seeing. [13:46] Kurai     Touch me and close your eyes. [13:48] Tamao     O-Okay... [13:50] Kurai     If you open your eyes or     stray away from me, [13:52] Kurai     the youkai magic will be     broken, so be careful. [13:54] Tamao     Got it! [13:57] Tamao     Whoa! What the heck is all this?! [14:00] Tamao     What's going on in the     basement of the school?! SIGN    Gourmet Avenue [14:04] Kurai     Oh, over there. SIGN    The Teen Years [14:07] Kurai     I think Abe-sensei might be there. [14:09] Kurai     He likes uniforms doesn't he? [14:10] Tamao     Wow! You tracked down something     he'd like with pinpoint accuracy! [14:15] Tamao     But he considers uniforms     gods who created all things. [14:20] Tamao     He gets pretty mad if     you mistreat them. [14:23] Kurai     I see. [14:25] Kurai     Well, I'll go check out     the place just in case. [14:28] Tamao     Hey! If we separate,     your youkai magic will break! [14:33] Tamao     You're actually a skeeze     with a face like that? [14:36] Kurai     If you think all cool-guy characters are     straitlaced, you're gravely mistaken. [14:39] Tamao     Anyway, what the heck is this place?! [14:43] Kurai     Since Abe-sensei could see     this place and we couldn't, [14:47] Kurai     we can assume this place     is not of this world. [14:49] Tamao     Eek... [14:50] Tamao     That means the people here... [14:52] Kurai     One could assume that, yes. [14:54] Tamao     Then we need to find him quick     and get back to a higher level! [14:58] Tamao     If only a cop was around!     We'd find him even faster! [15:01] Kurai     A cop? [15:03] Tamao     Seimei usually acts super suspicious, [15:06] Tamao     so he quickly gets questioned by     cops or chased by police cars. [15:09] (Flashback) Yamazaki     You there! Abe-sensei! Stop right there! [15:15] Young Cop     You there with the cowlick! Stop at once! [15:18] Haruaki     Heck no! [15:19] Tamao     Yeah, exactly like that. [15:22] Tamao     Wait, he's even being chased by     the cops in a place like this! [15:25] Haruaki     Ah, Akisame-kun! Kurai-san! [15:28] Renka     Kurai?! [15:29] Kurai     Renka-sa— [15:32] Tamao     Why did you open your eyes,     Big Bro Kurai?! [15:35] Tamao     We're back in the same ol' ruins now! [15:38] Kurai     Sorry... I happened to see someone     I know who passed away... [15:43] Tamao     Oh... Then I'm sorry for getting mad. [15:46] Tamao     But why did Seimei also disappear     when you opened your eyes? [15:51] Kurai     He might've been completely     sucked into this place. [15:55] Kurai     We should hurry. [15:56] Tamao     I know! I just thought of     a really good solution! [15:59] Kurai     Huh? [16:00] Haruaki     What should we do? Akisame-kun and     Kurai-san suddenly disappeared! SIGN    Metropolitan Police [16:05] Tamao     Seimei! There's trouble! [16:08] Tamao     The oldest uniform in Japan     was in the elevator hall! [16:12] Kurai     Would that really get     him to come here? [16:14] Tamao     Man, you don't know Seimei at all. [16:17] Tamao     His obsession with uniforms     would make even ghosts shiver. [16:22] Young Cop     Huh? SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police [16:23] Haruaki     This is a huge emergency! SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police SIGN    Metropolitan     Police [16:25] Haruaki     I need to hurry to the spot! [16:27] Kurai     He's taking a while. [16:29] Tamao     He'll be here any second.     Have some patience. [16:32] Kurai     Akisame-kun, your eyes are open. [16:34] Tamao     Oh, shoot! SIGN    Big     Flame     Buns SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Underground     Cultural Festival SIGN    Underground     Cultural Fair     Going on Now [16:36] Tamao     Huh? But the scenery hasn't changed. [16:40] Kurai     It seems like, since we've been here so long, [16:43] Kurai     we're also that much closer to becoming     inhabitants here, just like Abe-sensei. [16:48] Tamao     What?! [16:50] Kurai     If he doesn't show up in     the next three minutes, [16:52] Kurai     we should probably head     to the surface first. [16:55] Tamao     Seimei... [16:56] Haruaki     You called?! [16:59] Haruaki     I'm here! [17:01] Haruaki     Sorry to keep you waiting! [17:03] Kurai     That's quite the entrance. [17:05] Tamao     More importantly,     we're in trouble, Seimei! [17:07] Tamao     Blah, blah, yadda, yadda, [17:08] Tamao     so we need to hurry to the surface,     or we'll be in big trouble! SIGN    Blah, blah,     yadda, yadda [17:12] Haruaki     What?! [17:20] Tamao     Seimei, who's that lady? [17:22] Haruaki     Oh, her child is a student in Class 3. [17:26] Renka     And did you figure out whose mom I am? [17:31] Haruaki     You're Nyuudou-kun's mom, right? [17:35] Haruaki     The one who passed some years ago... [17:42] Renka     I guess you got me. [17:44] Renka     Well done, Abe-sensei! [17:46] Renka     You're as shrewd as he said you were! [17:48] Haruaki     Shrewd? [17:49] Renka     Truly... SIGN    Nyuudou     Family Grave [17:51] Renka     You're exactly how my son described you. [17:55] Renka     I was planning on waiting to see my     son and husband again only after [17:59] Renka     they'd lived out their lives in full... [18:03] Renka     But recently, my son seemed     troubled about something, [18:06] Renka     so I was hoping I could see him, [18:08] Renka     and I ended up in this place     between both worlds. [18:11] Renka     But I'm glad I got to meet you,     Sensei. And I had a lot of fun! [18:15] Tamao     Renren's mom passed away? [18:19] Tamao     I had no idea... [18:20] Renka     Oh, are you Tama-chan? [18:22] Tamao     Huh? [18:23] Renka     Rensuke tells me about you all the time. [18:27] Renka     It's like every other word he says is "Tamao." SIGN    Nyuudou     Family Grave [18:29] (Flashback) Nyuudou     I have a best friend now! [18:31] Renka     He actually came to tell me that. [18:34] Renka     Thank you for being my son's best friend. [18:38] Renka     I hope you'll continue to be     good friends with Rensuke. [18:41] Tamao     Of course I will. [18:44] Renka     Okay, you need to get going,     or you'll really be stuck down here. [18:49] Renka     I can't go beyond this point,     so I guess this is goodbye. [18:54] Renka     Please take care of Rensuke for me, you two. [18:57] Renka     He tries to act tough and     doesn't like to ask for help. [19:01] Haruaki     Renka-san... [19:02] Renka     You, too, Kurai. Take care     of my family for me! [19:05] Kurai     I will. [19:07] Renka     Oh, yeah. I had a request for you, Sensei. [19:10] Renka     Take this. [19:11] Haruaki     What is it? [19:13] Renka     If you happen to run into a     little girl named Ruri-chan, [19:17] Renka     please give that to her. [19:18] Haruaki     Ruri-chan? [19:20] Renka     I have a feeling you'd be     able to find her, Sensei. [19:24] Old Cop     There he is! [19:26] Old Cop     In the elevator! [19:27] Renka     Hurry and get on! [19:28] Haruaki     But... [19:29] Renka     Okay, get going! [19:31] Renka     Don't come back here again until     you've lived a full life, okay? [19:34] Haruaki     Renka-san... [19:37] Haruaki     Ren... [19:40] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun's mom! [19:42] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun's first-term     grades were all fives! [19:46] Haruaki     He's extremely earnest and responsible,     has lots of friends, [19:49] Haruaki     and is always leading     Class 3 as the class rep! [19:52] Haruaki     He'll help kids who are having     trouble with their homework, [19:55] Haruaki     and sometimes, he gets in     fights and lets loose... [19:57] Haruaki     But from my perspective as his teacher,     he's leading a very fun school life! [20:02] Haruaki     So please don't worry! [20:13] Tamao     Renren's mom looked really happy. [20:16] Haruaki     Yeah. [20:18] Tamao     Then we need to stop     crying in two seconds! [20:21] Tamao     Let's continue to do our best     so that Renren's mom [20:24] Tamao     up in heaven can see that we're     Renren's best friend and teacher! [20:27] Haruaki     Yeah! SIGN    B1 SIGN    1 SIGN    2 SIGN    3 SIGN    4 SIGN    5 SIGN    6 [20:30] Haruaki     We're back on the surface! SIGN    Youkai     100 Tales [20:33] Haruaki     We're actually back at     the school now, right? SIGN    Youkai     100 Tales SIGN    Youkai     100 Tales [20:37] Nyuudou     Seimei, Tama! Where the     heck were you guys? [20:40] Nyuudou     The cultural festival's almost ov— [20:42] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun! [20:43] Tamao     Renren! [20:45] Tamao     Renren! I'll be your best friend forever! [20:47] Nyuudou     What the hell? You're being creepy. [20:49] Haruaki     I'll also watch over you 24/7 and     365 days a year as your teacher! [20:55] Nyuudou     Uh, are you announcing     yourself as my stalker? [20:57] Kurai     That won't be happening. [21:00] Haruaki     Kurai-san? [21:01] Nyuudou     Kurai! Why are you here?     I told you not to come. SIGN    Youkai     News [21:05] Kurai     Rensuke-sama, the master     would like to speak with you, [21:09] Kurai     so you will need to return home for a time. [21:11] Nyuudou     What?! [21:14] Haruaki     What? [21:15] Tamao     Who are they? [21:16] Nyuudou     No way! You jerks! [21:18] Tamao     Renren! [21:19] Haruaki     Who the heck are you? What're you     planning to do with my student? [21:22] Kurai     Oh, I didn't expect you to grab my collar. [21:25] Kurai     I figured you were more timid than that. [21:29] Kurai     Will you stop us with force, then? [21:31] Kurai     With your power to exorcise demons? [21:34] Haruaki     Huh? [21:35] Kurai     I know everything about you. [21:38] Kurai     The descendant of Abe     no Seimei, Haruaki Abe. [21:44] Haruaki     Just who are you, Kurai-san? [21:47] Kurai     I'm sorry I kept my     identity secret from you. [21:50] Haruaki and Tamao     Takahashi-sensei?! [21:52] Kurai     My name is Kurai Takahashi. [21:54] Kurai     I work for Rensuke Nyuudou-sama's father. [22:02] Kurai     And to fulfill his father's orders,     I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home. 22 - Goodbye, Ren-Ren Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Nakano     According to the Ministry of Youkai     Affairs, Japanese officials SIGN    Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai SIGN    Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai [00:09] Nakano     will be meeting with foreign youkai     in New York to better their relations. [00:12] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun didn't show up again today. [00:15] (Flashback) Kurai     And to fulfill his father's orders,     I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home. [00:24] Awayama     Abe-sensei! [00:25] Haruaki     Y-Yes? [00:26] Nyuudou Father     Pardon. [00:30] Miki     N-No way! [00:32] Nyuudou Father     You must be Abe-sensei. [00:35] Haruaki     Y-Yes... [00:36] Nyuudou Father     Hello. I am Rensuke Nyuudou's father. [00:38] Nyuudou Father     My name is Hajime Nyuudou. [00:42] Haruaki     You're Nyuudou-kun's father? SIGN    Minister of Youkai Affairs     Meets with Foreign Youkai SIGN    Minister of Youkai Affairs     Meets with Foreign Youkai [00:44] Nakano     The Ministry of Youkai Affairs plans     to lay the foundation for expansion [00:48] Nakano     of economic cooperation and extension     of companies overseas in the future. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 22:     "Goodbye, Ren-Ren" [02:23] Hatanaka     Abe-sensei had business to attend to,     so I'll be handing your Japanese tests back. [02:28] Hatanaka     First up, Akisame— [02:34] Hatanaka     Seriously? [02:35] Tamao     Huh? Is it that bad? [02:41] Tamao     N-No way... [02:43] Hijita     Tamao could barely even write his name     before, and now he somehow got a 38! [02:48] Mujina     The highest score he'd gotten in     his whole life was a five, and now... [02:52] Sano     Well, you were working hard     with Seimei after school. [02:55] Tamao     Ren-Ren helped me study a lot, too! [03:00] Tamao     I did it! [03:02] All     Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! [03:04] Mujina     Damn it. Why's Nyuudou gotta be     absent on a happy day like this? [03:08] Tamao     I can't wait to show Ren-Ren! [03:13] Hatanaka     About that... [03:16] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun's quitting school? [03:19] Haruaki     But why? [03:21] Hajime     I have someone watching     over Rensuke regularly, [03:25] Hajime     but I cannot overlook the fact that his     teacher has the power to exorcise demons. [03:32] Hajime     You are a danger to us. [03:36] Hajime     I can't help but be suspicious of this school     and the principal who hired you. [03:44] Nyuudou     Sorry, Seimei... [03:46] Nyuudou     for dragging you into this. [03:48] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun! [03:49] Hajime     We have nothing more to discuss. [03:51] Hajime     Rensuke, go gather your things. [03:55] Haruaki     Nyuudou-san! [03:56] Haruaki     He's needed at this school! [03:58] Haruaki     If you're that strongly opposed, then I'll quit! [04:02] Nyuudou     No one's asking you to do that. [04:05] Nyuudou     Honestly, it's a relief. [04:06] Nyuudou     I've been freed from     babysitting those idiots. [04:08] Nyuudou     I can relax and study     for entrance exams— [04:10] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun! [04:11] Haruaki     If you really mean that, then     look me in the eye and say it! [04:16] Nyuudou     I mean it. [04:19] Nyuudou     Anyway, I'm gonna get my stuff from class. [04:24] Hajime     Please refrain from meddling in our affairs. [04:27] Hajime     Farewell. SIGN    Class 2-3 [04:33] Hijita     What's that supposed to mean, Four-eyes?! [04:35] Hatanaka     Just that! [04:36] Hatanaka     Abe-sensei's talking to     Nyuudou-kun's father right now! [04:46] Kuniko     Nyuudou-kun, are you     really quitting school? [04:50] Nyuudou     Yup, sure am. [04:53] Nyuudou     Sorry for leaving you as the     only class rep, Utagawa-san. [04:56] Kuniko     That's not what I'm worried about... [04:58] Tamao     Ren-Ren! I don't know what     happened, but don't be stupid! [05:03] Nyuudou     Never thought I'd see the day     when you'd call me stupid. [05:06] Tamao     I don't want you to leave, Ren-Ren. [05:08] Tamao     Look at this test I just got back! [05:11] Tamao     It's because of you that I— [05:18] Nyuudou     And I'm saying that I'm done     babysitting morons like you. [05:24] Nyuudou     It's a pain in the ass having you     being all buddy-buddy with me. [05:27] Hatanaka     Nyuudou, stop that. SIGN    Oni [05:28] Nyuudou     I mean, this school's pretty messed up. [05:31] Nyuudou     All of you are basically preschoolers. [05:35] Nyuudou     I mean, we're all youkai with completely     different levels of intelligence and powers. [05:39] Nyuudou     There's no way we can all     study under the same roof! [05:42] Nyuudou     I actually wish I'd been born a human! [05:49] Nyuudou     Ow... [05:51] Nyuudou     The hell was that for? [05:52] Mujina     What? [05:54] Mujina     You looked like you wanted someone     to stop you, so I stopped you. [06:00] Nyuudou     What's that supposed to mean? [06:02] Nyuudou     Yeah, I definitely don't get along with you. [06:05] Mujina     Then fight back like you     usually do, you idiot. [06:09] Haruaki     Wait, what happened? [06:10] Nyuudou     Nothing. Mujina and I are fighting, as usual. [06:14] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun, I'd like to     speak to you alone. [06:17] Haruaki     Come to the roof. [06:19] Nyuudou     We already spoke more than enough. [06:22] Nyuudou     I have nothing more to say. [06:24] Haruaki     You might not, but I do. [06:27] Haruaki     Come with me. [06:31] Nyuudou     Okay, fine. [06:38] Mamekichi     Akisame-kun. [06:40] Mamekichi     I'm pretty sure you know this,     but he absolutely didn't mean that. SIGN    Tamao Akisame SIGN    You worked really hard [06:44] Tamao     Of course I know that! [06:46] Tamao     Ren-Ren would never say     something like that and mean it. [06:50] Tamao     We're best friends, damn it! [06:52] Tamao     But... [06:57] Tamao     Even so... [06:59] Tamao     that hurt a tiny bit... [07:06] Nyuudou     Tama had been working hard for a while. [07:09] Haruaki     Nyuudou-kun... [07:11] Nyuudou     Seimei, make sure you stay     a teacher for the long haul. [07:15] Nyuudou     There are a lot of kids at     this school who need you. [07:21] Nyuudou     But I'm not one of them. [07:26] Nyuudou     I've been insanely envious     of you this whole time. [07:33] Haruaki     Envious? SIGN    Ichigankoku Hospital [07:40] Nyuudou     Seven years ago... SIGN    Renka Nyuudou [07:42] Nyuudou     My mom was in the hospital,     so I'd come by to see her often. [07:47] (Flashback) Renka     Rensuke! You came again today? [07:55] Nyuudou     And that's where I met... [07:58] Nyuudou     Ruri-chan. [08:04] Nyuudou     She was a sickly girl from birth, but we     became friends after I helped her study. [08:10] Nyuudou     I fell in love with her. [08:15] (Flashback) Ruri     Rensuke-kun, no one else is here,     so why don't you take off your mask? [08:18] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I-I can't! [08:20] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I mean, you might get scared     if you see my awful burn scar. [08:23] (Flashback) Ruri     I don't care about that. [08:25] (Flashback) Ruri     I became your friend because     I like your personality. [08:32] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     O-Oh, yeah... [08:34] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I wanted to give you a     p-present today, Ruri-chan. [08:38] (Flashback) Ruri     A ring? [08:40] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I thought it might look nice on you... [08:43] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I-I bought my own, too. [08:45] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I was thinking maybe... [08:47] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     Er, I guess matching rings     might be weird! [08:49] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I mean, it's almost like... [08:51] (Flashback) Ruri     They're almost like wedding rings! [08:54] (Flashback) Ruri     How does it look? [08:58] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I... [09:00] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I love you, Ruri-chan! [09:02] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     When we grow up, please marry me! [09:09] (Flashback) Ruri     Then... when I get better and become     an adult, will you marry me? [09:14] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     Yeah! [09:16] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I promise! SIGN    Renka Nyuudou [09:24] Nyuudou     But that happiness didn't last long. [09:27] Nyuudou     It actually ended very quickly. [09:39] (Flashback) Ruri     I don't care about that. [09:42] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     Um, actually, I'm a youk— [09:48] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I'm sorry! [09:49] (Flashback) Renka     Rensuke! [09:50] (Flashback) Ruri     Wait! [09:51] (Flashback) Renka     Wait! [09:54] (Flashback) Kurai     I just saw Rensuke-sama and     his friend go running— SIGN    Renka Nyuudou [09:58] (Flashback) Kurai     Renka-san? [10:02] (Flashback) Ruri     Rensuke-kun! SIGN    Fire Hydrant SIGN    Conference Room 2 [10:18] (Flashback) Kurai     Sir, Renka-sama's condition has... [10:22] (Flashback) Hajime     I see. All right. [10:26] (Flashback) Hajime     I'll head to the hospital     once this meeting is over. [10:29] (Flashback) Hajime     Now, about amending this youkai bill... SIGN    Ichigankoku Hospital [10:33] Nyuudou     Not long after... I had no reason     to visit the hospital anymore. SIGN    Reception [10:42] (Flashback) Nurse 1     Yes. Ruri-chan got better after that. [10:46] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     I see. That's good. [10:50] (Flashback) Nurse 2     Are you sure about this, Senpai? [10:52] (Flashback) Nurse 1     Apparently, Ruri-chan and Rensuke-kun     got into a fight that day. [10:56] (Flashback) Nurse 1     He's better off not knowing that she     passed away falling down the stairs [11:00] (Flashback) Nurse 1     chasing after him. [11:03] Little Nyuudou     Why? [11:05] Little Nyuudou     Why? [11:07] Little Nyuudou     Why?! [11:11] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     Damn it! [11:12] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     Is it because my face looks like this?! [11:15] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou     It's not like I wanted     to be born this weird! [11:23] Nyuudou     I figured I'd never get involved     with humans ever again... [11:27] Nyuudou     Then you showed up. SIGN    Haruaki Abe [11:29] Nyuudou     Honestly, I envied you. [11:33] Nyuudou     Because I wished... [11:36] Nyuudou     I'd been born a human like you. [11:40] Haruaki     But... if it weren't for your eye, [11:44] Haruaki     I would've died in that fire in Tokyo. [11:48] Haruaki     You also helped out with the kasha. [11:51] Haruaki     Your big eye has saved so many people. [11:58] Haruaki     Of course, you can't look     away from what you've lost. [12:02] Haruaki     Especially if it involved someone's death. [12:06] Haruaki     In that case... [12:08] Haruaki     Every time you say something bad     about yourself or put yourself down, [12:11] Haruaki     I'll find something good     about you and tell you. [12:14] Haruaki     Keep finding your own     value at this school, [12:18] Haruaki     with me... [12:20] Haruaki     No, with everyone in Class 3! [12:28] Nyuudou     Dad! [12:30] Hajime     Are you done talking? [12:32] Hajime     Don't waste any more of my time. [12:34] Kurai     Let's go, Rensuke-sama. [12:36] Nyuudou     Seimei... I... [12:39] Haruaki     It's okay! I'll figure it out! [12:42] Hajime     And what can you possibly do? [12:45] Haruaki     I promise I'll bring you back! [12:47] Haruaki     Until then, I need you to find the resolve     to accept yourself and live your life! [12:58] Sano     And he's gone... [13:01] Sano     Do you actually have a plan     after saying all that? [13:04] Haruaki     I'm gonna think of one right now! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Gashadokuro SIGN    Talisman     of Protection SIGN    Even Cats Can     Understand SIGN    Proverb Dictionary [13:15] Miki     He's basically been glued to     his desk for two hours now... [13:18] Sano     Yeah, he's pretty stuck. [13:20] Haruaki     Damn it! What am I supposed to do? SIGN    Gashadokuro SIGN    Talisman      of Protection [13:25] Haruaki     The little pouch Renka-san gave me... [13:28] Haruaki     It had a ring inside. [13:30] (Flashback) Renka     If you happen to run into a     little girl named Ruri-chan, [13:33] (Flashback) Renka     please give that to her. [13:35] Haruaki     I wonder if this is the one     Nyuudou-kun gave to Ruri-chan... [13:42] Haruaki     Could it be... SIGN    That Big-Time Actor     in a Love Affair     Confirmed?!     Fans Are Shocked at the     Unexpected News!     Entertainment Insider     "It's a Total Surprise"     It's been revealed that one     big-time actor is in a love affair.     Fans have posted congratulations     and grievances online at the     sudden news. Everyone is in     complete shock. [13:48] Haruaki     I've got it! [13:50] Haruaki     Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper... [13:53] Miki     I-If you do that and mess up,     you're gonna be more than fired! [13:57] Haruaki     Don't worry! I'll keep it peaceful! [13:59] Miki     Aw, hell! Don't blame me     for whatever happens! [14:02] Sano     Well, whatever. [14:04] Sano     Things are finally turning     back into a gag anime. SIGN    Takahashi     Youkai General Hospital [14:07] Takahashi     Hey there, Abe-sensei. [14:09] Takahashi     The Nyuudou family, huh? You picked     quite the family to fight with. [14:13] Haruaki     Um... The little brother     you mentioned before... [14:16] Haruaki     It's Kurai-san, right? [14:18] Takahashi     Yup, it sure is! [14:20] Takahashi     We get along so well that we've     never even fought before. [14:24] Haruaki     And the youkai magic you both     use is exactly the same, right? [14:28] Takahashi     Yup, exactly the same. [14:30] Takahashi     We can make our eyes appear     on things we touch... [14:33] Takahashi     or see spirit energy or souls. [14:36] Haruaki     Thank you very much. [14:38] Haruaki     I just have one more question. [14:41] Mandragora     Tick, tock, ding. SIGN    2 SIGN    10 SIGN    3 SIGN    4 SIGN    5 SIGN    9 SIGN    7 SIGN    8 SIGN    6 [14:47] Haruaki     There we go! [14:48] Hajime     How dare you?! What are you thinking?! [14:51] Hajime     This is blackmail! [14:53] Nyuudou     What? What's wrong? [14:54] Hajime     Don't mess with me! [14:56] Kurai     Rensuke-sama... SIGN    To Nyuudou-kun's father.      Once you see this, call this number     within 10 minutes. [14:58] Kurai     Just a while ago, your former classmate,     the ittan-momen, dropped this off. SIGN    Huge Scoop!!     Hajime Nyuudou     sexually harassed     a bunch of minors     at a cross-dressing bar?! [15:04] Hatanaka     Wait, is this real? [15:06] Miki     Nope. This is the doppelganger     Yamazaki-san. SIGN    You're a     police officer     who protects     civilians, right? [15:10] Miki     Haruaki-kun wanted to make up this scandal. SIGN    Don't blame me for     whatever happens! [15:13] Hajime     How dare you fabricate     something like this?! [15:15] Hajime     I'm calling my lawyer and     the police right now! [15:17] Haruaki     But I might accidentally leak     that on social media first. [15:21] Hajime     Th-This little... [15:24] Haruaki     Nyuudou-san, how about     we have a competition? [15:27] Haruaki     I'm going to head there right     now to bring Rensuke-kun back. [15:30] Haruaki     Of course, no matter what     happens, I won't use my power. [15:34] Haruaki     If I'm able to get Rensuke-kun out     of the house before dawn, I win. [15:38] Haruaki     If I win, I will have     Rensuke-kun return to school. [15:42] Hajime     Then when I catch you and I win,     I will demand that the principal resign, [15:48] Hajime     and I will choose his successor. [15:53] Hajime     I told you. I'm suspicious of     any school that would hire you. [15:58] Haruaki     B-But that's... [16:00] Principal     That's fine. [16:02] Principal     It's a leader's burden to take     responsibility when something happens. [16:07] Hajime     I'm glad you understand. [16:10] Haruaki     Principal... Thank you so much. [16:13] Principal     Haruaki-kun, I'm sure you know this... [16:16] Principal     If you lose, your head is     gonna fly. Quite literally. [16:22] Haruaki     It's not just my job on the     line! It's my life, too! SIGN    And so... [16:25] Small Old Man     And so... the battle between the     Nyuudou family and Haruaki's forces... SIGN    The battle between     the Nyuudou family     and Haruaki's forces... [16:30] Kuniko     Huh? [16:31] Small Old Man     ...began! SIGN    Online SIGN    Class 3 Group (26) SIGN    Class 3, gather in front of the     school gates tonight at 7 PM! [16:34] Haruaki     Okay, I'm counting on you. [16:37] Hijita     I'd heard he was rich, but the Nyuudou     family's way bigger than I thought. [16:42] Haruaki     According to Takahashi-sensei's intel, [16:44] Haruaki     it's a building filled with a bunch of     eye youkai, so it has no blind spots. [16:49] Odawara     Ugh... I'm getting nervous. SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire SIGN    Fire [16:51] Kurahashi     Is this really going to turn out okay? [16:54] Sano     This is exactly when we'd want     Nyuudou to say something. [16:57] Nyuudou     We've come this far,     so we've gotta keep going! [17:00] Sano     He'd say that, and we'd     all actually move forward. [17:04] Toubyou     Well, I guess we've gotta go. [17:06] Odawara     Let's go get our leader! [17:09] Hijita     Without him around, the average     score on our tests is gonna go down! [17:14] Kurai     Rensuke-sama, you won't be able to     leave your room tonight, so take this. [17:19] Nyuudou     A tablet? [17:20] Kurai     The mokumokuren throughout the building [17:23] Kurai     will use their youkai magic to     put what they see on the screen, [17:25] Kurai     so you can see what's going on     outside your room with this. SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [17:28] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [17:30] Small Old Man     Mokumokuren. [17:31] Small Old Man     They possess homes and keep     an eye out for intruders. [17:35] Nyuudou     That's thoughtful of you. [17:36] Kurai     Yes, well, I can't have you get     curious and try to sneak out, either. [17:40] Kurai     Now, If you'll excuse me, I must— [17:43] Kurai     It appears they've made their move. [17:46] Nyuudou     Then that thunder was the Ogatas? [17:49] Kou     Let's burn this into the     eyes of the eye youkai... [17:52] Kou; Rin     The power of the Fuujin and Raijin! [17:55] Security 1     Get inside! [17:56] Security 2     Right! [17:59] Hijita     All right. Just as planned,     we're gonna wreak havoc now. [18:02] Hijita     You stay behind us so     you don't get caught. [18:06] Haruaki/Yamazaki     R-Right. [18:07] Mandragora     Pardon us! [18:10] Hijita     Th-This lobby's huge! [18:12] Medusa     Welcome, Rensuke-sama's former friends. [18:16] Hijita     What do you mean, "former"? [18:17] Medusa     Sorry, still friends. [18:20] Hijita     And we're gonna continue     being his friends! Oota! [18:23] Oota     You got it! [18:25] Oota     If you don't want me to squish     you, give Nyuudou-kun ba— [18:28] Oota     Huh? [18:29] Oota     Wait, my body won't mo— [18:32] Fuji     Hey! Either look down or close your eyes! [18:34] Fuji     That woman facing you!     Don't look her in the eyes! [18:37] Fuji     This is her youkai magic! [18:39] Fuji     The youkai that turns you to stone     if you look her in the eye... [18:41] Fuji     Medusa! [18:43] Momoyama     In that case... [18:44] Momoyama     How about this, stone lady? [18:47] Marilyn     If you turn us to stone,     the other servants— [18:51] Daisy     Marilyn! [18:52] Kurahashi     Unbelievable! They even turned     their friends to stone! [18:56] Medusa     But of course. [18:58] Medusa     They caught not just by the     intruders, but by students. [19:01] Medusa     I'm sure they'd much prefer     to be statues in the lobby. [19:06] Medusa     Now, next up is... [19:07] Medusa     You there, with the afro. [19:08] Mujina     That was close! [19:10] Medusa     I don't sense much spirit energy     from you, so I'll save you for later. [19:13] Mujina     Huh?! [19:16] Medusa     Ow! Why is the floor frozen here? [19:20] Fuji     If I'm looking down so I     don't look you in the eyes, [19:22] Fuji     I can only freeze what's below me. [19:24] Medusa     Ugh! I keep slipping and can't stand! [19:26] Ogoso     Seimei-sensei! Put this on so     you don't look her in the eyes. [19:31] Haruaki     But... [19:31] Ogoso     You can't get caught yet. [19:33] Ogoso     Look for a chance to get out of this lobby! [19:36] Medusa     I finally got out. [19:37] Fuji     Then I'll just freeze more! [19:41] Medusa     Hey! How am I supposed     to move like this?! [19:44] Medusa     Just kidding. [19:45] Fuji     Huh? [19:48] Medusa     Thanks for making the floor a giant mirror,     guy who happens to be a yuki-onna. [19:53] Medusa     Thanks to you, I can turn everyone     looking down into stone at once. [19:58] Hijita     What the hell? A single maid just... [20:01] Nyuudou     No way... [20:03] Hijita     They're too strong. [20:05] Medusa     Now, then... All that's left is     the teacher and eyepatch kid. [20:08] Medusa     Who should I get first? [20:11] Medusa     Where are you aiming? [20:13] Hijita     Damn it! If I can get her into a puddle... SIGN    Bam [20:20] Medusa     You little... [20:22] Medusa     He... doesn't have a face?! [20:24] Mujina     You're gonna lose your footing [20:27] Mujina     if you're only paying attention to     someone's spirit energy, dumbass! [20:35] Mujina     Hey! What's the big ide— [20:36] Hijita     Mujina, keep that up for later. [20:42] Hijita     You can't escape anymore...     from your own youkai magic. [20:46] Medusa     Don't tell me you're trying     to take me down, too?! [20:49] Hijita     I don't mind goin' down,     as long as I take you with me! [20:53] Mujina     Hijita! [20:56] Kuniko     Beniko-chan, what's wrong? [20:57] Beniko     Nothing... [20:58] Kuniko     There are surprisingly few     people in the back entrance. [21:02] Sano     It's because the guys who went through     the front caused a ruckus in the lobby [21:05] Sano     and gathered our enemies there. [21:07] Kuniko     I wonder if they're okay. [21:10] Beniko     Eh, I'm sure they're fine.     Hijita's in that group, too. [21:17] Mujina     Hey, look at this, Seimei. [21:19] Mujina     It's the monitor room. [21:21] Haruaki/Yamazaki     There! [21:22] Haruaki/Yamazaki     There's Nyuudou-kun! [21:23] Mujina     I'm not sure where that is,     but he's next to a giant window. [21:27] Haruaki/Yamazaki     We're on-screen, too. [21:28] Mujina     Were there any security cameras though? [21:31] Kurai     There weren't. [21:33] Kurai     Those monitors are connected     to our eyes, after all. [21:38] Haruaki/Yamazaki     Mujina-kun, run! [21:41] Kurai     Even if he runs, he'll be     caught immediately. [21:43] Haruaki/Yamazaki     I see you're as violent     as ever, Kurai-kun. [21:48] Kurai     I figured it was you... [21:49] Kurai     Yamazaki-san the doppelganger. [21:52] Kurai     Even if you turn into a human, you can't     hide the spirit energy flowing within you. [21:58] Kurai     So you're using the zashikiwarashi's     youkai magic to hide yourself... [22:04] Kurai     But I see right through you, Abe-sensei. 23 - The Gashadokuro, Kuniko Utagawa Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Kurai     A dodomeki can see through everything. [00:08] Kurai     You transformed into Abe-sensei [00:11] Kurai     and gathered everyone on the first floor, [00:13] Kurai     while the real Abe-sensei and his students     snuck in through the back entrance. [00:18] Kurai     Does that about sum it up? [00:20] Kurai     Oh? Did I get something wrong? [00:23] Yamazaki     Nah... [00:25] Yamazaki     I was just thinking that you look just     like your older brother when you smile. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 23     "The Gashadokuro,     Kuniko Utagawa" [02:05] Sano     We climbed up pretty high. [02:07] Beniko     Sorry, I need a break. [02:09] Beniko     I used up quite a bit of my spirit power. [02:12] Haruaki (Amaaki)     Thank you. [02:13] Haruaki (Amaaki)     Thanks to you, we got to the     middle floor without any issues. [02:17] Tamao     Wait for us, Ren-Ren. [02:19] Tamao     I have tons of things I wanna tell you! [02:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)     Okay, just a little more. [02:26] Mekurabe     Daruma-san... [02:30] Sano     You two, conceal yourselves again. [02:33] Mekurabe     Daruma-san... [02:35] Sano     Looks like we've got trouble. [02:39] Mekurabe     Let's have a staring contest. [02:41] Mekurabe     If you laugh, you lose. [02:43] Mekurabe     Ready, set, go! [02:47] Tamao     I have no idea why, but when I saw     her face, I couldn't stop laughing... [02:50] Tamao     It's not even that funny! [02:53] Mamekichi     Your face right now     is pretty funny, though. [02:56] Utagawa     Could it be... that this maid     used her youkai magic... [03:01] Sano     Then I'll go in from behind! [03:03] Mekurabe     Too bad! [03:06] Mamekichi     How dare you?! [03:07] Mamekichi     This folly will ruin Sano-kun's cool-guy image! [03:11] Mekurabe     I am the youkai mekurabe. [03:13] Mekurabe     You can look me up later on your own, [03:15] Mekurabe     you stupid, small fry, student youkai! [03:18] Haruaki (Amaaki)     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [03:20] Haruaki (Amaaki)     "Mekurabe. A youkai made     up of a bunch of skulls. [03:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)     They'll try to have a staring contest     with you to make you laugh." [03:27] Haruaki (Amaaki)     Apparently. [03:28] Sano     Thanks for the explanation     while you're still invisible. [03:31] Sano     This means she can split up     as much as she wants to. [03:34] Renjou     In that case, I'll capture her in my web! [03:39] Renjou     There are far too many. [03:41] Utagawa     Hey, Yuri-chan... [03:43] Renjou     What's the matter, Kuniko? [03:45] Utagawa     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [03:47] Mekurabe     So you're Kuniko Utagawa? [03:49] Utagawa     Huh? Yes, I am... [03:54] Mekurabe     All right, listen up, Kuniko Utagawa. [03:57] Mekurabe     I've been taking care of Rensuke-sama     ever since he was born. [04:04] Utagawa     Huh?! [04:05] Mekurabe     I changed his diapers, bathed him     until he was in grade school, [04:09] Mekurabe     brushed his teeth, helped him study,     changed his diapers, bathed him... [04:14] Renjou     Why did you repeat the part     about the diapers and bathing? [04:17] Mekurabe     And yet you had the nerve to     use your charms on Rensuke-sama [04:21] Mekurabe     without my permission when     all you've got is your looks. [04:23] Utagawa     I'm more than just my looks! [04:25] Utagawa     I work hard on my studies     so I'll have a good balance! [04:27] Mekurabe     What could you possibly     know about Rensuke-sama [04:29] Mekurabe     when you've only known him     for a year and a half? [04:32] Utagawa     I can't let this perverted     girl get the better of me. [04:36] Mekurabe     I'll use my youkai magic to make you     laugh until you turn into an uggo! [04:41] Utagawa     In order to deal with a pervert like this... [04:44] Utagawa     I just need to be an even bigger pervert! [04:47] Utagawa     Well, if you must know... [04:49] Utagawa     I peeped him in the bath just recently. [04:53] Utagawa     I'll turn into a pervert if it means     we'll be able to get Nyuudou-kun back! [04:56] Utagawa     He was... a safari park! [05:00] Mekurabe     S-Safari park?! [05:04] Mekurabe     Wait, what? Exactly what     part of him was a safari?! [05:07] Mekurabe     Good, she took the bait! [05:09] Mekurabe     Would you like to see? [05:10] Mekurabe     I snapped a pic on my phone. [05:14] Mekurabe     I'll delete that obscene picture once     I transfer it over to my phone! [05:19] Utagawa     Now! [05:22] Utagawa     Sorry. I was lying about that photo. [05:26] Mekurabe     I can escape this in no time... [05:28] Mekurabe     Spider webbing?! [05:31] Renjou     Earlier... [05:32] Renjou     Kuniko told me to make     a web in her right hand. [05:36] Mekurabe     Wha— [05:37] Renjou     Once a bug gets caught in     my web, there's no escape! [05:40] Mekurabe     Argh! I can't move! [05:44] Tamao     She looks like natto! [05:47] Renjou     Kuniko, are you all right? [05:49] Utagawa     She didn't even use her youkai magic     on me, but I can't stop smiling. [05:53] Utagawa     But... [05:54] Utagawa     Nyuudou-kun didn't hear me earlier,     so I'll be able to keep my sanity. [06:00] Small Old Man     He heard you loud and clear! [06:03] Kurai     Seriously, how could you let this happen? [06:06] Kurai     I can't believe you let some high     school girls get the better of you. [06:10] Tamao     K-Kurai... [06:12] Kurai     I really didn't want to have     to face you, Akisame-kun. [06:17] Nyuudou     Kurai... What's he planning to do? [06:21] Nyuudou     The first floor went dark.     Did something happen? [06:25] Takahashi     Hey, hey. [06:27] Takahashi     How are you doing, Yamazaki-kun? [06:30] Yamazaki     You're about the only person who'd     see me in this state and ask that. [06:33] Takahashi     But good grief, you got roughed up. [06:36] Takahashi     Was it Kurai? [06:38] Yamazaki     I mentioned you and he lost it. [06:41] Yamazaki     Just how much does he hate you? [06:45] Takahashi     Well, it's easy to hate doctors. [06:48] Takahashi     So, do you need some treatment? [06:50] Yamazaki     No, I'm fine. [06:52] Yamazaki     Go help everyone else instead. [06:55] Takahashi     Okay! [06:58] Kurai     Now, then... [06:59] Kurai     Let's stop this farce. [07:01] Kurai     All of the students in the main lobby,     other than the nopperabou, were defeated. [07:07] Kurai     Which means that only you five remain... [07:09] Kurai     as well as... the two who are invisible here. [07:14] Sano     Zashiki! Seimei! [07:17] Sano     Put them down! [07:19] Utagawa     You're Akira-san's brother, aren't you?! [07:21] Utagawa     How could someone related     to a doctor do something like— [07:24] Kurai     What? [07:27] Kurai     I should be asking you if you feel a     particular way being raised by that thing. [07:31] Kurai     That thing is pure evil. [07:34] Takahashi     Hey, now. That's rather rude to     say about your older brother. [07:41] Kurai     Akira... What are you doing here? [07:44] Takahashi     Well... [07:45] Takahashi     All of you seemed to be having so much fun. [07:49] Takahashi     Let me join in. [07:51] Takahashi     Also... [07:52] Takahashi     There was something I was curious about... [07:56] Takahashi     But the main reason is that [07:58] Takahashi     I was on the phone with Abe-sensei     this evening and realized something... [08:02] Takahashi     I realized that ever since I was born,     I'd never fought with my brother. [08:08] Takahashi     So let's have a good old     sibling brawl, Kurai! [08:13] Kurai     You can't be serious. [08:15] Kurai     The chances of me facing you in a fair fight... [08:17] Kurai     are zero. [08:21] Kurai     Even you wouldn't be able to     handle this many enemies. [08:26] Takahashi     Aw, I'm so happy. [08:29] Takahashi     The idea of examining all these     eye youkai is getting me excited. [08:35] Three-eyed youkai     Don't get distracted! As long as     we capture Haruaki Abe, we win! [08:39] Takahashi     What?! [08:40] Takahashi     Come on, don't be like that! [08:43] Takahashi     The average temperature of a three-eyed     youkai is the same as a human's, [08:48] Takahashi     so 36.2°C, but yours is 37.2°C,     so it's a little high. [08:51] Takahashi     You don't have any other signs     of a cold, so maybe it's stress. [08:55] Takahashi     And so... you should get some sleep. [08:58] Takahashi     Okay, exam over. [09:02] Mamekichi     All right! I can do this, too! [09:04] Mamekichi     Transform! [09:06] Mamekichi     A lemon! [09:07] Mamekichi     Take that! I'll squirt     lemon juice in your eyes! [09:09] Servants     My eyes! [09:11] Sano     Tamao, use this opportunity to go to Nyuudou. [09:15] Tamao     Huh? But... [09:16] Sano     Even if we win, [09:19] Sano     there's no point if Nyuudou's     not going to change his mind. [09:22] Sano     And for that to happen, [09:25] Sano     he needs you. [09:28] Tamao     I tried to look cool, but I have     no idea where Ren-Ren is! [09:32] Takahashi     Time for your shot! [09:35] Tamao     Hey, Mad Doctor! [09:37] Tamao     You can see anything, right? [09:39] Tamao     Could you tell me the fastest     way to get to Ren-Ren? [09:42] Takahashi     Huh? [09:43] Takahashi     Hmm... [09:45] Takahashi     Let's see... [09:47] Takahashi     Okay, after eight seconds,     try jumping out that window. [09:52] Tamao     Huh?! [09:53] Takahashi     That's the fastest route. [09:55] Tamao     Wait, what?! What?! [09:57] Takahashi     Five... You don't have time to hesitate. Three... [10:00] Tamao     Okay, fine! [10:01] Takahashi     Two... [10:02] Tamao     I guess I'm gonna YOLO it! [10:04] Takahashi     One... [10:05] Tamao     That bastard! [10:06] Tamao     He showed me the quickest way to heaven! [10:10] Tamao     Mujina! What're you doing here?! [10:12] Mujina     That's my line. [10:15] Mujina     I was trying to meet up     with Maeda and the others. [10:18] Mujina     Going outside seemed to be     the quickest way to Nyuudou. [10:22] Tamao     I see, meow. So this     was the quickest route! [10:25] Mujina     Hey! Maeda! [10:29] Takahashi     Now, then... [10:31] Takahashi     Let me examine you already, Kurai. [10:35] Takahashi     Since you're my precious little brother,     I'll try this new drug out on you. [10:40] Takahashi     Don't worry. Even if you     experience any side effects... [10:43] Takahashi     I'll treat you later! [10:47] Takahashi     How is it?! [10:51] Takahashi     It didn't go into his vein. [10:54] Kurai     Believe it or not, I'm also a dodomeki. [10:57] Kurai     I can see my veins, so I made     sure the contents didn't go in. [11:02] Takahashi     Aw, I made a medical error! [11:04] Kurai     Your shot won't work on me. [11:06] Takahashi     Aw... In that case... [11:09] Takahashi     I guess we'll just have to     solve this with violence. [11:15] Takahashi     I have to hold down patients who     struggle when I'm treating them, [11:19] Takahashi     so my arms are pretty strong. [11:21] Kurai     You're a monster through and through... [11:23] Mekurabe     Seriously? You're a doctor,     and you're being violent? [11:26] Takahashi     What are you talking about? [11:28] Takahashi     It's because I'm a doctor that I can treat     people even if they end up a bit hurt. [11:33] Kurai     Yeah... This guy is an absolute psycho. [11:38] Nuribotoke     That's quite enough! [11:41] Mekurabe     Hell yeah! Good job, Nuribotoke! SIGN    Laid-Back     Youkai Dictionary [11:44] Small Old Man     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [11:46] Small Old Man     Nuribotoke. [11:47] Small Old Man     A youkai that hides in the shadows of     altars and such, and suddenly attacks. [11:52] Nuribotoke     If you keep acting up,     I'll shoot this into her! [11:57] Takahashi     Go for it. [11:58] Nuribotoke     Huh? [11:59] Takahashi     Say... [12:00] Takahashi     You're fighting with Abe-sensei, right? [12:03] Takahashi     Let me tell you how to boost     your odds of winning. [12:06] Nuribotoke     Hey! Stay back! [12:07] Takahashi     In order to defeat that abnormally good guy, [12:11] Takahashi     you need to be the ultimate bad guy. [12:14] Takahashi     But just a normal bad guy won't do. [12:16] Takahashi     The more Abe-sensei is a good guy... [12:19] Takahashi     the more you need to be absolute lowlifes     who'll do the absolute worst things. [12:26] Takahashi     Like this. [12:29] Utagawa     Akira...sa... [12:31] Nuribotoke     Huh? Wait... huh? [12:34] Takahashi     It's very clear to me that you don't     have the resolve to hurt Kuniko. [12:38] Takahashi     There's no way someone as half-assed as you [12:41] Takahashi     has a chance against someone     who's willing to do anything. [12:45] Takahashi     Oh, dear. Maybe I frightened     her a bit too much. [12:48] Kurai     Akira! [12:49] Kurai     What the hell are you doing?! [12:51] Takahashi     Aw, so you can get mad! [12:54] Takahashi     I feel bad for what I did to Kuniko... [12:57] Takahashi     But this is nothing for someone like her. [13:00] Sano     U-Utagawa-san, are you okay? [13:03] Utagawa     Yeah... [13:05] Takahashi     See? She's fi— [13:08] Takahashi     What is this? [13:10] Takahashi     I've lived over a hundred years     and haven't felt pain like this... [13:13] Utagawa     You should be glad I didn't crush them! [13:16] Utagawa     How dare you put your hand through     a girl's chest and leave a hole in it?! [13:19] Utagawa     You're the worst! [13:22] Kurai     That ring... [13:25] Utagawa     Seimei-sensei gave it to me. [13:30] (Flashback) Haruaki     I wanted to give you this, Utagawa-san. [13:35] (Flashback) Haruaki     It's the ring that Nyuudou-kun     gave to Ruri-chan. [13:38] (Flashback) Utagawa     Wh-Why do you have this, Sensei? [13:42] (Flashback) Haruaki     Renka-san asked me to give it to you. [13:46] (Flashback) Haruaki     Utagawa-san... [13:48] (Flashback) Haruaki     No. [13:50] (Flashback) Haruaki     Ruri-chan. [13:55] Takahashi     I was shocked at first, too. [13:58] Takahashi     I never thought... [14:00] Haruaki     I have just one more question! [14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki     The place where you first     met Utagawa-san... [14:07] (Flashback) Haruaki     Was it the hospital where     Nyuudou-kun's mother was staying? [14:12] Takahashi     ...he would ever ask me that. [14:17] Takahashi     Now, Nyuudou-kun. [14:18] Takahashi     Make sure you listen carefully     and don't look away. [14:24] Takahashi     And listen to how [14:26] Takahashi     the departed-soul youkai, the gashadokuro     Kuniko Utagawa, was born. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Ichigankoku Hospital [14:36] (Flashback) Takahashi     Starting today... [14:38] (Flashback) Takahashi     I've transferred to this     hospital to start my residency. [14:41] (Flashback) Takahashi     My name is Akira Takahashi. [14:43] (Flashback) Takahashi     I still don't know much about huma— [14:45] (Flashback) Takahashi     er, about this hospital, so I'll be counting     on you all to teach me the ropes. [14:50] (Flashback) Nurses     He's so hot! [14:51] (Flashback) Head Nurse     Hey. [14:52] Takahashi     The president of this hospital is     actually a youkai disguised as a human. [14:56] Takahashi     I'm so happy I get to be at a human hospital. [15:00] Takahashi     Not to mention... [15:03] Takahashi     I sense a lot of spirit     energy at this hospital. SIGN    Exam Room 2 SIGN    Exam Room 2 [15:07] (Flashback) Nurse     And this is exam room 2. [15:11] (Flashback) Takahashi     May I look at the emergency staircase? SIGN    Exam Room 2 [15:13] (Flashback) Nurse     Huh? Oh, no, not there. [15:16] (Flashback) Nurse     A ghost appears there. [15:17] (Flashback) Takahashi     A ghost? [15:18] (Flashback) Nurse     Nurses have almost fallen there,     and a patient saw a ghost there. [15:23] (Flashback) Nurse     It could be that girl from two months ago... [15:26] (Flashback) Nurse     Huh? [15:28] (Flashback) Nurse     The door opened on its own. [15:37] (Flashback) Takahashi     A gashadokuro?! [15:39] (Flashback) Takahashi     Wow... I've never seen one before! [15:42] (Flashback) Takahashi     Say, what are you doing     at a human hospital? [15:45] (Flashback) Takahashi     Whoa there. [15:47] (Flashback) Takahashi     I see. [15:49] (Flashback) Takahashi     You clearly lack reason. [15:54] (Flashback) Takahashi     Then I'll have to examine     you even more closely. [15:59] Takahashi     I see... [16:01] Takahashi     Lots of humans souls     have gathered together. [16:04] Takahashi     For all of these souls to come     together would require... [16:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     There! [16:11] (Flashback) Takahashi     Let me have a closer look! [16:13] (Flashback) Takahashi     Just one of the souls is a different color. [16:15] (Flashback) Takahashi     I see. You must be the     gashadokuro's core. [16:18] (Flashback) Takahashi     Your regret is what summoned all     these souls of the dead here and... [16:23] (Flashback) Takahashi     Oh, dear... [16:33] (Flashback) Takahashi     Ah, this is great. [16:35] (Flashback) Takahashi     You are full of energy! [16:37] (Flashback) Takahashi     Tell me even more about you! [16:40] (Flashback) Takahashi     Why are you here? [16:42] (Flashback) Takahashi     Are you still attached     to your remaining family? [16:44] (Flashback) Takahashi     Did you have a fight with a friend     or romantic partner and part ways? [16:49] (Flashback) Takahashi     I saw some hesitation just now. [16:51] (Flashback) Takahashi     You can't fool a dodomeki's eyes. [16:54] (Flashback) Takahashi     Then I'll go ahead and     grant your wish for you. [16:58] (Flashback) Takahashi     What do you want to do? [17:00] (Flashback) Takahashi     Tell me. [17:02] (Flashback) Gashadokuro     I... [17:09] (Flashback) Gashadokuro     I want... to... apologize... [17:12] (Flashback) Takahashi     Then I'll give you a chance to do that. [17:15] (Flashback) Takahashi     Now, come to me. [17:30] (Flashback) Head Nurse     Sensei? [17:32] (Flashback) Takahashi     Oh, it's you. [17:34] (Flashback) Takahashi     Hey, look at this. SIGN    Exam Room 2 [17:36] (Flashback) Takahashi     It's a soul of a gashadokuro. [17:40] (Flashback) Takahashi     Isn't it beautiful? [17:43] (Flashback) Takahashi     I want to give this girl... [17:46] (Flashback) Takahashi     a beautiful body. [17:48] Ruri     Rensuke-kun! [17:50] Ruri     Wait, Rensuke-kun! [17:54] Ruri     I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared... [17:58] Ruri     But even so, I love... [18:04] (Flashback) Utagawa     Huh? [18:06] (Flashback) Utagawa     Where am I? [18:07] (Flashback) Takahashi     Oh? You're awake? [18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     How's that body feel?     Is it moving properly? [18:13] (Flashback) Takahashi     Also, I hope you like your face, too. [18:19] (Flashback) Utagawa     Is this... me? [18:21] (Flashback) Utagawa     Wait, wait, wait, what's going on?! [18:24] Utagawa     Why?! [18:24] (Flashback) Takahashi     Now, now, calm down. [18:25] (Flashback) Takahashi     If you panic that much... [18:27] (Flashback) Takahashi     Oh, dear. [18:28] (Flashback) Utagawa     Gah! What is this?! [18:31] (Flashback) Takahashi     If you let your guard down, [18:32] (Flashback) Takahashi     you won't be able to keep your human form     and you'll turn into that, so be careful. SIGN    Takahashi     Youkai General Hospital [18:37] (Flashback) Utagawa     I see. [18:38] (Flashback) Utagawa     I think I understand that there are actually     youkai and I've become a youkai myself. [18:45] (Flashback) Utagawa     I guess Rensuke-kun is also a youkai. [18:47] (Flashback) Utagawa     I had no idea... [18:50] (Flashback) Takahashi     Well, now you can find out all about him. [18:53] (Flashback) Takahashi     I'm jealous. [18:55] (Flashback) Utagawa     Huh? [18:56] (Flashback) Takahashi     I love learning new things. [18:59] (Flashback) Takahashi     Learning about someone is my     way of showing them respect. [19:03] (Flashback) Utagawa     Learning about someone... [19:06] (Flashback) Utagawa     Hey! Could you tell me     more about youkai? [19:10] (Flashback) Utagawa     I want to learn more and     understand everything, [19:12] (Flashback) Utagawa     and then tell Rensuke-kun that I love him. [19:16] (Flashback) Utagawa     And... maybe go to the same     school as Rensuke-kun. [19:20] (Flashback) Takahashi     I see. You're in fifth grade right now? [19:24] (Flashback) Takahashi     How's your academic ability? [19:26] (Flashback) Utagawa     I was in the hospital forever,     so I never went to grade school. [19:30] (Flashback) Takahashi     You have five years until high school. [19:32] (Flashback) Takahashi     If we can fill you up with the very     minimum amount of knowledge... [19:35] (Flashback) Utagawa     I'll do my best! [19:36] (Flashback) Utagawa     Rensuke-kun's super smart, so I'm going     to be a girl worthy of being at his side! [19:41] (Flashback) Takahashi     And can you do that? [19:42] (Flashback) Utagawa     It's not about if I can or can't.     I'm going to do it! [19:46] Utagawa     I have to. [19:48] Utagawa     This time, for sure... [19:50] Utagawa     I'm going to become a girl worthy     of being by Rensuke-kun's side! [19:54] (Flashback) Yamazaki     So... is she studying late again? [19:58] (Flashback) Yamazaki     That can't be good for her health. [20:01] (Flashback) Takahashi     Well, I am a doctor, so I told her to stop. [20:03] (Flashback) Takahashi     I told her staying up too     late is bad for her skin, [20:06] (Flashback) Takahashi     then she started wearing     face masks while studying. [20:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     How can I compete with that? [20:11] (Flashback) Takahashi     Now, then... [20:12] (Flashback) Takahashi     I'm gonna go out for     drinks with the principal. [20:15] (Flashback) Yamazaki     This late? [20:16] (Flashback) Takahashi     As a reward for her hard work... [20:19] (Flashback) Takahashi     If she can get into high school next year, [20:20] (Flashback) Takahashi     I figured I'd pull some strings     to get her into the same class [20:23] (Flashback) Takahashi     as the kid who's on her mind. [20:26] (Flashback) Yamazaki     You're a really good guy sometimes,     and that's what makes you so unfair. SIGN    One Year Later SIGN    Principal's Office [20:34] (Flashback) Principal     Since you got a perfect score     on the academic ability test, [20:38] (Flashback) Principal     I'd like you to give a greeting     on behalf of all new students [20:40] (Flashback) Principal     at tomorrow's entrance ceremony. [20:42] (Flashback) Utagawa     Yes, sir. [20:45] (Flashback) Principal     Oh, actually, there's one other     student who got a perfect score. [20:49] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Pardon me. [20:54] Utagawa     It's Rensuke-kun! [20:59] (Flashback) Principal     Rensuke Nyuudou-kun. [21:01] Utagawa     It's Rensuke-kun! [21:01] (Flashback) Principal     This is the other student     who got a perfect score. [21:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Huh? What's wrong? [21:07] (Flashback) Utagawa     Oh, I-I'm sorry... [21:09] (Flashback) Utagawa     Um, I just happened to see my father     wearing women's underwear yesterday... [21:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou     Th-That must've... been shocking... [21:17] Utagawa     Why are you crying, me?! [21:20] Utagawa     You need to look him in the eye     and tell him you're sorry! [21:23] (Flashback) Utagawa     Um... [21:27] Utagawa     Oh, no. What do I do? [21:29] Utagawa     I was finally able to see Rensuke-kun again, [21:31] Utagawa     but now that he's actually in front of me... [21:34] Utagawa     I'm scared to open up to him. [21:37] Utagawa     I'm the one who was all talk     and hurt him when I told him [21:39] Utagawa     I didn't care about what he looked like,     then took one look at him and got scared... [21:44] (Flashback) Utagawa     Um, I... [21:46] Utagawa     I wonder what Rensuke-kun thinks... [21:49] (Flashback) Utagawa     I... [21:51] Utagawa     I came this far because     I wanted to apologize... [21:54] Utagawa     But I'm scared that he'll hate me. [21:58] (Flashback) Utagawa     I'm... [21:59] (Flashback) Utagawa     Kuniko Utagawa. [22:03] Utagawa     How can I be such a coward? [22:07] (Flashback) Utagawa     It's a pleasure to meet you, Nyuudou-kun. [22:10] Utagawa     And from that day on,     I became Rensuke-kun's... [22:13] Utagawa     No. I became Nyuudou-kun's     classmate, Utagawa-san. 24 - The Bond Continuing with Ren-Ren. The Teacher from Ghoul School Will Do His Best! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] RENJOU     I had no idea you had a     past like that, Kuniko... [00:08] UTAGAWA     If I had told everyone sooner,     this might not have happened. [00:13] UTAGAWA     I can never regret my past enough. [00:15] UTAGAWA     But I don't have time for regrets right now. [00:20] UTAGAWA     I need to get Nyuudou-kun back! [00:23] KURAI     I now understand your background. [00:26] KURAI     But that has nothing to do with     what's going on with Abe-sensei. [00:29] KURAI     I cannot withdraw. [00:34] TAKAHASHI     Aw, no way. [00:37] TAKAHASHI     I was using my youkai magic to     look in every direction, too. [00:40] KURAI     Your eye movements, blinking... [00:43] KURAI     I simply moved into one of     those momentary blind spots. [00:46] KURAI     It serves you right! If you     weren't around, I'd never lose. [00:52] TAKAHASHI     Thoughts like that are exactly     what cause you to lose. [00:57] UTAGAWA     It's not just Akira-san     who's powerful, Kurai-san. [01:01] UTAGAWA     I'll keep Kurai-san held up here. [01:04] UTAGAWA     Sano-kun, take Seimei-sensei upstairs. [01:06] SANO     But Utagawa-san, you should     see Nyuudou and talk to him... [01:10] UTAGAWA     That can wait until after it's all over! [01:12] SANO     But... [01:13] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     Sano-kun, let's go! [01:14] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     So that she and Nyuudou-kun can start over. [01:18] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     We need to win this so it can happen! [01:20] SERVANT 1     Don't let them go! [01:22] SERVANT 2     Capture Haruaki Abe at all costs! [01:24] RENJOU     We'll hold back everyone on this floor! [01:27] MAMEKICHI     You two head up there and knock     Nyuudou-kun's dad's clothes off him! [01:31] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     Thanks! [01:34] KURAI     He won't be able to protect     Abe-sensei on his own. [01:37] TAKAHASHI     Oh, I don't know about that. [01:39] KURAI     What are you saying? [01:40] TAKAHASHI     It's just that I saw how this is going to end. [01:44] TAKAHASHI     Even so, I can't move anymore. [01:48] TAKAHASHI     I'll just have to see what happens. SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    Episode 24     "The Bond Continuing with     Ren-Ren. The Teacher from     Ghoul School Will     Do His Best!" [03:23] TAMAO     I'm scared! [03:26] SMALL OLD MAN     Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary. [03:28] SMALL OLD MAN     Mikoshi-nyuudou. [03:30] SMALL OLD MAN     A huge one-eyed youkai. [03:32] SMALL OLD MAN     It gets bigger every time     eye contact is made. [03:34] KOU     Piss off already! [03:37] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE     Hey! What do you think you're     doing to my husband?! [03:40] MAEDA     Gah! There's another one! [03:43] MUJINA     Nice quick turn! [03:44] KOU     This is bad. I'm running     out of spirit energy. [03:48] MAEDA     And I'm running out of stamina. [03:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE AND HUSBAND     You're not getting away! [03:53] MUJINA     That's... [03:56] MUJINA     Guess I'll give it a shot! [03:57] MUJINA     Tamao! See that huge window up there? [04:00] MUJINA     That's probably Nyuudou's room! [04:03] TAMAO     Huh? [04:03] MUJINA     The rest is up to you! [04:07] TAMAO     And twirl. [04:08] SMALL OLD MAN     Ten points! [04:09] MUJINA     Just keep running, Tamao! [04:11] TAMAO     Ren-Ren... [04:12] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE     You're not getting away! [04:14] TAMAO     Because of you... I've been able to     push myself harder than before. [04:19] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE     Stop running around! [04:25] TAMAO     So, Ren-Ren... [04:38] TAMAO     I finally found you! [04:40] TAMAO     There's something I want     to give you, Ren-Ren. [04:44] TAMAO     Everyone got me here just     so I could give you this. [04:48] TAMAO     You know... [04:50] TAMAO     I was able to get a 38 because of you! [04:53] NYUUDOU     You came all this way to show me this? [04:56] TAMAO     Yup! [04:58] NYUUDOU     That's amazing, Tama. [05:00] NYUUDOU     You must've worked really hard. [05:08] TAMAO     There, there. You must've worked     really hard, too, Ren-Ren. [05:14] TAMAO     I see. So Utagawa-chan was Ruri-chan. [05:19] NYUUDOU     Yeah. [05:21] NYUUDOU     I just don't know what to do anymore. [05:25] NYUUDOU     Not to mention, all of you got     dragged into this whole mess, [05:29] NYUUDOU     and I can't even do anything. [05:31] NYUUDOU     Tamao... what should I do? [05:34] TAMAO     You have to choose that     for yourself, Ren-Ren. [05:38] TAMAO     Don't think about your home life,     and don't do this for someone else. [05:42] TAMAO     Use your heart to decide     what Ren-Ren wants. [05:47] TAMAO     Even if that ends up being inconvenient     to anyone... including us... [05:51] TAMAO     I won't quit being your best friend. [05:55] TAMAO     So you can relax and decide. [05:59] HAJIME     That opinion is a fine one to have, [06:01] HAJIME     but there are times when you     need to listen to your elders. [06:05] NYUUDOU     Dad... [06:07] HAJIME     I didn't think any of you     would make it to this floor. [06:10] TAMAO     It's nice to meet you. [06:12] TAMAO     I'm Ren-Ren's best friend, Tamao. [06:14] HAJIME     Nice to meet you. I'm Rensuke's father. [06:17] TAMAO     So, yeah. Depending on Ren-Ren's answer, [06:20] TAMAO     I'd like you to take back his withdrawal [06:22] TAMAO     and acknowledge Seimei as     Class 3's teacher... please. [06:25] HAJIME     I cannot do that. [06:27] HAJIME     That man's power to exorcise     demons is dangerous. [06:30] HAJIME     He may eventually use that     power against you all someday. [06:36] NYUUDOU     Tama! [06:36] TAMAO     I don't know about Seimei's     powers or whatever, [06:39] TAMAO     but if I were a bad guy, I could've     used my claws to kill you, sir. [06:44] TAMAO     Hijita could use his bogs to     drown people if he wanted to, [06:48] TAMAO     and if anyone were as strong     as Oota and Utagawa-chan, [06:51] TAMAO     they could easily crush people. [06:53] TAMAO     Everything depends on who is using     it and what they're using it for. [06:56] HAJIME     And that's exactly why it's my job [06:59] HAJIME     to get rid of anything that     could prove to be an obstacle. [07:03] HAJIME     You understand, don't you, Rensuke? [07:05] HAJIME     Renka risked her life giving birth to you. [07:08] HAJIME     I will protect you for Renka's sake, as well. [07:10] TAMAO     Well, Seimei and I got asked by     Ren-Ren's mom to watch over him! [07:16] HAJIME     Wh-What nonsense are you spouting? [07:18] TAMAO     It's not nonsense! [07:19] TAMAO     She was really happy when Seimei told     her how Ren-Ren was doing in school! [07:25] HAJIME     That's enough! [07:26] HAJIME     Sorry, but we'll have to keep you     confined until all of this is over. [07:29] NYUUDOU     Tamao! [07:30] TAMAO     Ren-Ren! [07:31] TAMAO     Once you cross that line,     Seimei will be waiting for you! [07:36] TAMAO     You've got this, Ren-Ren! [07:42] HAJIME     I'll leave him to you. [07:43] SERVANT YOUKAI 1     Yes, sir. [07:45] SERVANT YOUKAI 1     Hey! Stop squirming! [07:46] SERVANT YOUKAI 2     Give him some cat treats. [07:50] TAMAO     What the hell? This is super tasty. [07:52] SERVANT YOUKAI 1     What a stupid cat. [07:54] SERVANT YOUKAI 2     I'm sure the master is worried if an animal     youkai with no intelligence like this [07:58] SERVANT YOUKAI 2     is Rensuke-sama's school friend. [08:00] TAMAO     What'd you say?! [08:01] HAJIME     It doesn't matter what kind     of youkai his friend is. [08:04] HAJIME     Enough with those vulgar comments. [08:06] SERVANT YOUKAI 1 & 2     O-Our apologies... [08:09] HAJIME     Don't forget. Our duty is to make this     place easier for all youkai to live in. [08:15] HAJIME     Our only enemy is Haruaki Abe,     the one who may threaten that. [08:19] HAJIME     The only two left are     Haruaki Abe and Mikoto Sano. [08:22] HAJIME     We will capture them on this floor. [08:25] TAMAO     Th-The reason I was able to do better in     school is because of Ren-Ren and Seimei! [08:31] TAMAO     Don't forget that, either! [08:34] HAJIME     I am aware. [08:41] NYUUDOU     I need to decide... huh? [08:46] NYUUDOU     Wow. He even wrote his name correctly. SIGN    Tamao Akisame [08:50] NYUUDOU     Hm? There's something on the back... SIGN    I'll be waiting on the roof. SIGN    Haruaki [08:53] HARUAKI     I'll be waiting on the roof! [08:56] (Flashback) TAMAO     Everyone got me here just     so I could give you this. [09:02] NYUUDOU     Just so that Tama could bring me this... [09:05] NYUUDOU     They all... [09:07] NYUUDOU     They all came here just for that? [09:09] (Flashback) TAMAO     You've got this, Ren-Ren! [09:12] NYUUDOU     Right... [09:14] NYUUDOU     I have to go with my own two feet. [09:17] NYUUDOU     Even I... [09:20] NYUUDOU     Even I... [09:22] NYUUDOU     can help Seimei win just     like the rest of them. [09:26] NYUUDOU     That's my choice! [09:29] SANO     We're almost to the roof. [09:32] HAJIME     This ends here. [09:34] HAJIME     Surrender, Sensei. [09:37] HAJIME     I can tell that you respect your students. [09:41] HAJIME     But humans and youkai... [09:43] HAJIME     The complicated relationship     between different species [09:46] HAJIME     cannot be changed with     just your platitudes! [09:50] (Flashback) HAJIME     Give up on the baby? [09:52] (Flashback) HAJIME     B-But why? [09:54] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     Because it's too risky. [09:57] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     When the mother is human, [09:59] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     she uses up something else in     exchange for the spirit energy [10:02] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     necessary to give birth to a youkai. [10:04] (Flashback) HAJIME     Something else? [10:05] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     The mother's life force. [10:09] (Flashback) KURAI     Do something! [10:11] (Flashback) KURAI     You're a doctor, aren't you?! [10:12] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     Doctors aren't gods, you know. [10:15] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     Not to mention, there's     currently a really shitty, [10:17] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     unnecessary rule saying youkai are     to be treated at youkai hospitals, [10:21] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     and humans at human hospitals. [10:23] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     Even if we can take care of it at a     youkai hospital before it's born, [10:26] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     it'll end up at a human     hospital once it's born. [10:29] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI     You realize that, don't you? [10:31] (Flashback) RENKA     I'm still having this baby. [10:33] (Flashback) RENKA     I won't accept that a child between     a human and a youkai is bad. [10:37] (Flashback) RENKA     It's like saying that my child     with Hajime-kun isn't allowed. [10:41] (Flashback) RENKA     I'll never accept that. [10:46] HAJIME     Things can't go on     with these current rules. [10:48] HAJIME     It's not just Renka.     Since this child is half human, [10:52] HAJIME     we might encounter illnesses that     youkai medicine won't understand. [10:56] HAJIME     We need to exchange medical     information with the human world, [11:00] HAJIME     and I'm going to change the youkai rules. [11:03] HAJIME     For your sakes...     No, for the sake of all youkai... [11:10] (Flashback) KURAI     Sir, Renka-sama's condition has... [11:15] HAJIME     No... Throwing out everything     right now just to see Renka [11:19] HAJIME     would be the biggest insult to her. [11:24] (Flashback) RENKA     Hajime-kun... I'm sure you're     working hard right about now. [11:29] (Flashback) RENKA     Take care of Rensuke for me. [11:35] HAJIME     I promised her... [11:37] HAJIME     I promised I'd protect     Rensuke for Renka's sake. [11:40] HAJIME     That's why I'm going to get rid     of any threats around Rensuke. [11:44] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     Sano-kun! [11:48] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     I-I get that you're willing to     risk your life for your son. [11:53] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     But what about how your son feels? [11:57] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     Nothing you've said takes your     son's feelings into account at all! [12:02] HAJIME     Rensuke is still only sixteen. [12:04] HAJIME     He's not at an age where he can     make sound decisions for himself. [12:07] HAJIME     That's why I must protect him as his father. [12:11] SANO     Aren't you babying Nyuudou a bit too much? [12:14] SANO     Yeah, he's technically a minor, [12:16] SANO     but have you actually     considered what Nyuudou wants? [12:22] NYUUDOU     That was close. I slipped. [12:26] NYUUDOU     Oh, crap! [12:28] HAJIME     Rensuke! What are you doing out there?! [12:31] HAJIME     Come back here! [12:35] HAJIME     When did Rensuke get so big? [12:39] HAJIME     Outside guards! Capture Rensuke! [12:42] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE     Rensuke-sama! It's dangerous     out here! Please go back in! [12:45] NYUUDOU     Shut up! If you're actually worried about     me, get outta my way, dumbass! [12:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE     Rensuke-sama... What vulgar language... [12:55] NYUUDOU     The sun's coming out. [12:59] NYUUDOU     Huh? Something just flashed? [13:04] NYUUDOU     Huh? [13:04] NYUUDOU     I see... So that's what's going on! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! [13:13] NYUUDOU     Man... I got this far, and I still can't help     but wish I was as light as Tamao or Sano. [13:23] NYUUDOU     But that doesn't matter. [13:25] NYUUDOU     Even if I'm envious of others, I just     need to keep loving myself, too! [13:29] NYUUDOU     All right, I got to the roof. [13:33] NYUUDOU     Now, if I can just see Seimei, I win— [13:34] HAJIME     Unfortunately, that won't be happening. [13:36] NYUUDOU     I figured you'd beat me. [13:39] HAJIME     As you can see, we've     captured Abe-sensei. [13:42] HAJIME     Which means that the     Nyuudou family wins. [13:45] HAJIME     There's no need to be scared.     We're not going to kill you. [13:49] HAJIME     I'll refer you to a human school and... [13:51] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     O-Of course I'm scared... I mean... [13:55] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)     I'm the older brother who's terrified     of youkai, unlike my little brother! [14:00] HAJIME     Older brother? [14:02] HAJIME     What do you mean? [14:03] HAJIME     Then the real one is... [14:04] NYUUDOU     He'll be here soon. [14:06] HAJIME     Rensuke? [14:08] NYUUDOU     I think you finally looked me in the eye. [14:12] NYUUDOU     I think I've been wanting to have a proper     conversation with you for a long time. [14:19] HAJIME     Come to think of it... [14:21] HAJIME     When was the last time I had a     father-son conversation with Rensuke? [14:26] NYUUDOU     I'm going to walk into the     future with my own two feet. [14:30] NYUUDOU     And to make that happen,     I'm going to let Seimei win! [14:33] HAJIME     Rensuke! [14:46] HARUAKI     Jeez... You're way too reckless. [14:49] NYUUDOU     Sorry. [14:51] NYUUDOU     I always wanted to try being as     reckless as you at least once. [15:01] ALL     W-We won! [15:05] KURAI     We lost? [15:08] KURAI     And Abe-sensei has a twin? [15:10] KURAI     How is that fair? [15:11] TAKAHASHI     Knowledge really is important. [15:14] TAKAHASHI     Because of his ancestor, [15:17] TAKAHASHI     Abe-sensei kept his family details private. [15:20] TAKAHASHI     That's why you all didn't know that     he had an older twin brother. [15:24] TAKAHASHI     On the other hand, Abe-sensei     had seen my youkai magic before, [15:28] TAKAHASHI     and he already knew about the     powers that dodomeki have. [15:33] KURAI     A dodomeki's powers? [15:35] TAKAHASHI     Abe-sensei was taking advantage of     your dodomeki eyes from the start. [15:41] TAKAHASHI     We put Yamazaki-kun, disguised as Abe-sensei,     in the group that attacked from the front, [15:45] TAKAHASHI     to be purposely found by you, who can     see the flow of people's spirit energy, [15:48] TAKAHASHI     and we made you think that the     human with no flow of spirit energy [15:53] TAKAHASHI     was actually Haruaki Abe. [15:55] TAKAHASHI     How ironic... for a youkai     to be spooked by a human. [16:01] YANAGIDA     But wow, I'm surprised you spotted     us all the way up there. [16:07] NYUUDOU     Oh, yeah. [16:08] NYUUDOU     From the break in the clouds, I saw the     sunlight reflecting off Haruaki's prayer beads. [16:13] NYUUDOU     And I remembered from that time with     the kasha that Seimei had a twin, [16:17] NYUUDOU     so I figured it all out. [16:19] HARUAKI     You're a genius! [16:20] MARSHMALLOW     You definitely have 130.0 vision! [16:23] NYUUDOU     Right? [16:24] NYUUDOU     I'm glad I'm a one-eyed youkai. [16:30] HAJIME     So you were up in the sky this whole time? [16:33] HARUAKI     Yes. [16:34] HARUAKI     I was hiding above a thunder cloud     that the Raijin Ogata-kun formed. [16:39] HARUAKI     After that, I just had to wait     until Nyuudou-kun came out. [16:42] HARUAKI     There was no point in winning     if he didn't change. [16:46] AMAAKI     Haru! [16:48] SANO     Hey, this is an important part.     Read the damn room. [16:51] AMAAKI     After all this scary stuff,     I need to recharge on Haru! [16:54] SANO     Sometimes you're actually     creepier than Seimei... [16:58] AMAAKI     I mean, I was suddenly kidnapped     by an ittan-momen, [17:00] AMAAKI     then thrown into a youkai mansion... [17:03] AMAAKI     and I was supposed to act like     Haru, so I could barely talk! [17:06] AMAAKI     I went through hell...     and Takahashi is terrifying! [17:09] HARUAKI     I'm glad no one figured you out. [17:11] AMAAKI     I had no idea what to do, so I just     kept a stern face to fool everyone. [17:15] KURAI     Sir! [17:17] HARUAKI     Everyone! [17:20] KURAI     I'm terribly sorry! [17:22] KURAI     I trusted in my powers too much.     This is my blunder! [17:25] HAJIME     Raise your head. [17:27] HAJIME     I'm the one who gave you     the orders to begin with. [17:31] HAJIME     I made you endure unnecessary shame. [17:34] HAJIME     I apologize to the rest of you, as well. [17:39] HAJIME     Abe-sensei. [17:41] HAJIME     We lose. I will call off Rensuke's     withdrawal from school. [17:47] TAMAO     That's awesome! [17:50] UTAGAWA     Thank goodness... [17:53] NYUUDOU     Utagawa-san... [17:54] NYUUDOU     Er, um... Should I call you Ruri-chan? [17:57] UTAGAWA     Rensuke-kun! [17:59] UTAGAWA     I'm really sorry I got scared when     I saw your face seven years ago. [18:05] UTAGAWA     I was startled, but I still     love you, Rensuke-kun. [18:10] UTAGAWA     I want to start over as your friend. [18:16] UTAGAWA     Not as the me who has to     live with Ruri's regrets... [18:20] UTAGAWA     But as Kuniko Utagawa... I want     to become closer to you again. [18:26] UTAGAWA     I won't lose to my former self. [18:29] UTAGAWA     So... [18:32] UTAGAWA     Please look at me as I am right now. [18:35] NYUUDOU     Yeah... I'm sorry. [18:38] NYUUDOU     I have a feeling I wasn't able to     properly see you before now, either. [18:43] NYUUDOU     So I'd also like to start over as     friends and get closer, Kuniko-chan. [18:50] UTAGAWA     Thank you, Rensuke-kun! [18:53] KOU     Huh? You guys aren't gonna start dating?! [18:55] NYUUDOU     You... We're going to go at our own pace! [18:58] RIN     Well, anyway, I'm glad the class     rep from Class 3 is back. [19:03] NYUUDOU     Yeah. Thanks, everyone. [19:05] NYUUDOU     Especially Mujina.     I really need to pay you back. [19:08] MUJINA     Huh? Come on, stop that.     That's not like you— [19:12] NYUUDOU     Pay you back for hitting me! [19:15] MUJINA     The hell's the big idea?! [19:16] NYUUDOU     Well, yesterday... [19:18] (Flashback) MUJINA     Then fight back like you     usually do, you idiot. [19:21] MUJINA     Took you long enough! [19:24] NYUUDOU     This is more like me, isn't it? [19:27] MUJINA     I guess you have a point. [19:29] MUJINA     Okay, then I guess I need to     pay you back for the payback. [19:31] HARUAKI     Huh? Where are Hijita-kun     and the others, anyway? [19:32] NYUUDOU     What the hell? We should be even now. [19:35] UTAGAWA     They all turned to stone? [19:38] NYUUDOU     They were turned to stone     by Medusa's youkai magic. [19:42] HARUAKI     I had no idea all this     happened on the first floor. [19:45] TAKAHASHI     Well, you could probably do     something about this, Abe-sensei. [19:48] HARUAKI     Yeah. If I use my powers to     expel this youkai magic. [19:52] HAJIME     But... [19:53] SANO     Just watch, Mister. [19:56] SANO     I want the rest of you to watch, too. [19:59] SANO     So that you can see that Seimei's power     isn't something that harms others. [20:07] UTAGAWA     It's so pretty... [20:09] TAMAO     So cool! [20:10] TAMAO     Everything depends on who is using     it and what they're using it for. [20:22] OOTA     H-Huh? [20:25] HIJITA     Did I hit my head? [20:27] NYUUDOU     Hey. [20:29] HIJITA     Oh, Nyuudou! [20:31] HIJITA     Looks like everything's been settled. [20:33] NYUUDOU     I haven't even said anything yet. [20:35] HIJITA     I can tell just by looking at your face. [20:38] HAJIME     Abe-sensei. [20:40] HAJIME     I have nothing but admiration for you. [20:43] HAJIME     Please continue to look after Rensuke. [20:47] HARUAKI     Of course. It's not just me, though. [20:51] HARUAKI     Nyuudou-kun has plenty of friends who'll     laugh with him, get mad with him, [20:54] HARUAKI     and sometimes even scold     him, so please don't worry. [21:00] (Flashback) RENKA     Hey, Hajime-kun. [21:02] (Flashback) RENKA     What should we name our child? [21:05] (Flashback) HAJIME     If you don't mind, I'd like to take one     of the characters from your name. [21:09] (Flashback) RENKA     Then we can take the "Ren" from     my name, take the top part off, SIGN    Kuniko Utagawa SIGN    Rensuke Nyuudou [21:13] (Flashback) RENKA     and use the "Ren" that     means to connect together. [21:16] (Flashback) RENKA     Because that character can mean     to continue and to connect. [21:20] (Flashback) RENKA     I hope this precious little life will     continue for my own sake, as well. [21:25] (Flashback) RENKA     And I hope this little one's life will     continue to be filled with so many bonds. [21:31] HARUAKI     Hey, everyone. Why don't we take     a photo to commemorate this moment? [21:35] HARUAKI     I mean... so that we never forget today. [21:40] SANO     You said something decent for once, Seimei. [21:44] HIJITA     All right, get ready! [21:46] HARUAKI     Okay... [21:48] HARUAKI     Now, wear whichever ones you want! [21:54] SANO     I was an idiot to praise you. [21:56] HARUAKI     I recommend this uniform for you, Sano-kun. [21:58] SANO     What? I ain't wearing that. [22:00] HARUAKI     I think this would suit     your image, Yanagida-kun. [22:02] YANAGIDA     You think so? SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive SIGN    Explosive [22:07] HARUAKI     I'm Haruaki Abe. [22:10] HARUAKI     In April, as the cherry blossoms danced, [22:12] HARUAKI     I became the teacher I always     wanted to be at Hyakki Academy, [22:14] HARUAKI     with a class that's filled with youkai. [22:16] HARUAKI     And as I made memories on this     shore with uniforms dancing, [22:20] HARUAKI     I swore in my heart that I would continue     to work hard with my students [22:25] HARUAKI     as a teacher at a ghoul school.