# Season 1
# 1 - Welcome to Hyakki Academy!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Hyakkitei Grill
**[00:10] Haruaki**
So this is Hyakki Academy Island.
***SIGN*** Alcohol
***SIGN*** Restaurant
***SIGN*** Soba
***SIGN*** Fuku Fuku
***SIGN*** Clothes
**[00:14] Haruaki**
They even have convenience
stores and restaurants.
**[00:18] Haruaki**
Hey, that building at the top of the hill
looks like it might be Hyakki Academy.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
**[00:23] Haruaki**
Yeah! It must be!
**[00:26] Haruaki**
*I'm Haruaki Abe.*
**[00:28] Haruaki**
* I'm a teacher who came to work*
* at the school on this island.*
**[00:33] Haruaki**
* A year ago, I became a teacher at*
* a public high school, but then...*
**[00:37] (Flashback) Thug**
The hell are you starin' at, huh?
**[00:40] Haruaki**
*Some delinquents threatened me,*
**[00:41] Haruaki**
* and I fled from the school just*
* 30 minutes after arriving.*
**[00:45] Haruaki**
* I've spent the whole year since*
* then cooped up at home.*
**[00:49] Haruaki**
*I'm very aware of how pathetic this is.*
***SIGN*** Drugstore
**[00:53] Haruaki**
* But this time, I'm gonna*
* be a wonderful teacher!*
***SIGN*** Convenience
**[00:56] Haruaki**
*And this high school...*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** School Pamphlet
**[00:58] Haruaki**
* has traditional school uniforms.*
* It's what I always dreamed of!*
***SIGN*** Male
Uniform
***SIGN*** Female
Uniform
**[01:05] Haruaki**
*I absolutely love school uniforms!*
**[01:07] Haruaki**
* But it's not like I wear them or have*
* any interest in high school girls!*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
**[01:18] Haruaki**
Wow...
**[01:23] Haruaki**
This building's definitely got presence.
**[01:25] Principal**
Thank you for saying so.
**[01:29] Principal**
Hey there, Haruaki-kun.
**[01:30] Haruaki**
Oh, you're the principal!
**[01:32] Principal**
Thank you for coming.
**[01:34] Haruaki**
No, no! Thank you very much for hiring me!
**[01:38] Principal**
It's my pleasure! Your family's
helped me out quite often,
**[01:42] Principal**
and we need you at this school.
**[01:47] Haruaki**
Wow...
**[01:48] Haruaki**
No one's ever said they needed me before!
**[01:57] Principal**
This is the class you'll be in charge of.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
***SIGN*** Roll Book
**[02:01] Principal**
All of your students are
waiting for you, Abe-sensei.
**[02:04] Haruaki**
Right! I'll do my best!
**[02:06] Haruaki**
* This time, I'm going to*
* be a wonderful teacher!*
**[02:12] Haruaki**
*In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,*
**[02:14] Haruaki**
*I became the teacher I always wanted to be.*
**[02:16] Tamao**
Deadly Move: Kitty-Kitty Attack!
**[02:20] Haruaki**
*Or at least, I was supposed to...*
**[02:21] Ren**
That's just a German suplex!
***SIGN*** Fire
**[02:31] Haruaki**
*But there are youkai all around me!*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
"Welcome to Hyakki Academy!"
**[04:12] Haruaki**
S...
**[04:13] Haruaki**
Sorry! Wrong room!
**[04:18] Haruaki**
Some strange creature was
performing a German suplex!
**[04:21] Principal**
It's quite common for high
school boys to wrestle.
**[04:24] Haruaki**
That's not the part that freaked me out!
**[04:27] Haruaki**
Wh-Wh-What in the world is this school?!
**[04:30] Principal**
Hyakki Academy is a youkai school where
youkai from all over Japan come to learn.
**[04:37] Principal**
You will be our school's first...
***SIGN*** 2nd Prep Room
**[04:39] Haruaki**
I'm going home!
***SIGN*** 2nd Prep Room
***SIGN*** 2nd Prep Room
**[04:40] Principal**
...human teacher.
**[04:44] Haruaki**
The principal's a strange creature, too!
**[04:46] Principal**
I'm telling you that I'm a youkai.
**[04:48] Principal**
Come, now. Hurry back to your classroom!
**[04:50] Haruaki**
N-No way!
**[04:55] Haruaki**
I'm gonna quit being a
teacher and become a baker!
**[04:57] Principal**
Just get in your classroom already!
**[05:01] Haruaki**
Wait!
**[05:11] Haruaki**
U-Um...
***SIGN*** Fire
**[05:23] Mujina**
He's not coming out.
**[05:25] Mujina**
He's been under the lectern
for about 40 minutes now.
**[05:28] Ren**
He's not dead under there, is he?
**[05:33] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun? What're you going to do?
**[05:38] Sano**
Hey.
**[05:40] Haruaki**
A human?
**[05:42] Sano**
We're not gonna eat you
or anything, so come out.
**[05:44] Haruaki**
Right. I've been wanting to
come out for a while now,
**[05:47] Haruaki**
but I fit so snugly in here
that I can't seem to get out...
**[05:50] Haruaki**
Help me! Pull me out! Please!
**[05:53] Sano**
Damn it. Here.
**[06:02] Girls**
You pervert!
**[06:06] Sano**
Even the girls don't sound that girly.
**[06:08] Mamekichi**
Hup.
**[06:09] Mamekichi**
Sensei, Sano-kun's a yakubyougami.
**[06:12] Mamekichi**
They use their youkai magic to
bring misfortune upon people.
**[06:15] Mamekichi**
Like what happened to you just now.
**[06:17] Mamekichi**
But this is rare, Sano-kun.
You don't usually use your powers.
**[06:21] Sano**
I got annoyed, and it just happened.
**[06:24] Haruaki**
Unbelievable.
**[06:25] Haruaki**
Not only did he strip me naked, he's thoroughly
wiping off the hand that held mine.
**[06:29] Principal**
Haruaki-kun! A moment, please!
**[06:33] Principal**
Honestly... We can't have our
teachers be scared of our students.
**[06:37] Haruaki**
I'm not scared of the students!
I'm scared of the youkai!
**[06:39] Principal**
Oh, you're so helpless.
**[06:42] Principal**
Here, I'll give you this. Please perk up a bit.
**[06:44] Haruaki**
What's this?
**[06:46] Principal**
It's a youkai encyclopedia.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[06:48] Principal**
And also...
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
**[06:51] Haruaki**
Th-This is...
**[06:53] Haruaki**
Can I really have this?
**[06:54] Principal**
Of course. I have high hopes for you.
**[06:57] Principal**
I'm counting on you.
**[06:59] Principal**
If you work hard, I'll even
gift you one of those uniforms.
**[07:03] Haruaki**
R-Really?! I-I'll do my best!
***SIGN*** Haruaki Abe
**[07:08] Haruaki**
And so... I'm going to be your
homeroom teacher starting today.
**[07:12] Mamekichi**
Seimei Abeno?
***SIGN*** Haruaki Abe
**[07:14] Haruaki**
Nope.
**[07:16] Haruaki**
It's Haruaki Abe.
**[07:18] Haruaki**
I'm a human. I-It's a
pleasure to meet you all.
**[07:21] Mujina**
Gah! You're human?
**[07:23] Students**
Boo!
**[07:23] Haruaki**
Please don't boo me! I'm going to cry!
**[07:26] Sano**
Quit crying. Don't be a pain.
**[07:30] Haruaki**
*That blondie's a bit mean...*
***SIGN*** Roll Book
**[07:33] Haruaki**
O-Okay, I'm taking roll.
**[07:35] Haruaki**
The nopperabou, Mujina-kun.
**[07:37] Mujina**
Huh?
**[07:38] Haruaki**
*Oh, he actually has a face.*
***SIGN*** Roll Book
**[07:41] Haruaki**
The gashadokuro, Utagawa-san.
**[07:44] Kuniko**
Here.
**[07:44] Haruaki**
*Oh, she can turn human.*
**[07:47] Haruaki**
The cyclops, Nyuudou-kun.
**[07:49] Ren**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mikoto Sano
***SIGN*** Yakubyougami
***SIGN*** Address: Shimane Prefecture
Izumo City,
Takamagahara 4-chome
**[07:51] Haruaki**
*Oh, it's the blondie. So he's a yakubyougami.*
**[07:55] Haruaki**
*Seems fitting somehow.*
***SIGN*** Roll Book
**[07:57] Haruaki**
Um... The yakubyougami, Mikoto Sano-kun.
***SIGN*** Roll Book
**[08:03] Haruaki**
*He totally ignored me.*
**[08:06] Haruaki**
Next, the dorotabou, Koutarou Hijita-kun.
**[08:10] Mamekichi**
So about Hijita-kun...
**[08:12] Mamekichi**
His older sis is getting married in
Hawaii, so he's there right now.
**[08:15] Haruaki**
I see. Thanks for telling me, um...
**[08:19] Mamekichi**
I'm the mame-danuki, Mamekichi Maizuka!
**[08:22] Haruaki**
Maizuka-kun.
**[08:24] Mamekichi**
Yup! Pleased to meet ya, Seimei-kun.
**[08:25] Haruaki**
It's Haruaki. Also, if you could add "sensei"—
**[08:30] Hijita**
Hey.
**[08:31] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan! You're back from Hawaii?
**[08:34] Hijita**
Yup.
**[08:36] Hijita**
And here's the totem pole
I promised I'd get you.
**[08:40] Mamekichi**
Whoa, that's awesome! It's the real deal!
**[08:42] Hijita**
And I got something for the rest of you, too!
Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts!
**[08:46] Students**
Yeah!
**[08:49] Hijita**
Huh? Who's that?
**[08:51] Haruaki**
Oh, I'm this class's homeroom
teacher starting today.
**[08:54] Haruaki**
I'm Haruaki Abe. I'm a human.
**[08:56] Hijita**
Die, you asshole!
**[08:57] Haruaki**
*What in the world possessed you to do that?!*
**[09:01] Mamekichi**
So about Hiji-tan...
**[09:02] Mamekichi**
He loves his older sis very much, and
she married a human, so he's on edge.
**[09:06] Sano**
Just saying the word "human"
is enough to set him off now.
**[09:09] Haruaki**
What?! He's clearly just taking
his anger out on me, then!
**[09:13] Haruaki**
What the... Is he slinging mud at me?
**[09:15] Haruaki**
That's so mean, Hijita-kun!
**[09:16] Hijita**
Shut up! Go drown!
**[09:20] Sano**
That's Hijita's youkai magic.
**[09:24] Haruaki**
What did I ever do to you?
**[09:26] Haruaki**
If you want to hate someone,
hate your brother-in-law...
**[09:29] Sano**
He looks more like a
dorotabou than Hijita does.
**[09:31] Hijita**
We're youkai! What's wrong
with playing tricks on humans?
**[09:35] Hijita**
If you don't like it,
go back to some human school!
**[09:38] Haruaki**
Even if I wanted to go back... I can't.
**[09:43] Haruaki**
Because there's no place
for me in a human school.
**[09:48] Haruaki**
Once every three days,
delinquents would come after me...
**[09:50] Haruaki**
Sometimes, grade school kids made me cry...
***SIGN*** Fire
**[09:53] Haruaki**
Not only has no one ever pitied me,
**[09:55] Haruaki**
but I've never made a single
friend ever since I was born.
**[09:59] Haruaki**
And yet I was finally
able to become a teacher!
***SIGN*** Oni
**[10:02] Haruaki**
I'm sorry I'm a human!
**[10:04] Haruaki**
But I'm barely getting by as I am!
**[10:06] Haruaki**
So you could at least be
a little nicer to me...
**[10:13] Haruaki**
Er... Yeah, that was a joke...
***SIGN*** Fire
**[10:17] Students**
*That absolutely was not a joke!*
***SIGN*** Oni
**[10:24] Haruaki**
Okay, I'll continue taking attendance, then.
**[10:28] Haruaki**
Next, the zashikiwarashi, Beniko Zashiki-san.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[10:32] Haruaki**
Huh? Is Zashiki-san absent today?
**[10:34] Mamekichi**
Well, actually, she hasn't been
here since winter of our first year.
**[10:38] Haruaki**
Really?
**[10:40] Haruaki**
I see... But we have our
class photo shoot tomorrow.
**[10:45] Haruaki**
I'd like for Zashiki-san to be in it...
**[10:48] Haruaki**
Maybe I'll go see her.
**[10:50] Mamekichi**
Huh?
**[10:52] Hijita**
There's no point in you going.
***SIGN*** Game Shop
***SIGN*** 2nd
Floor
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[10:57] Mamekichi**
There'd be trouble if you caused a
misunderstanding at the girls' dorm,
**[11:00] Mamekichi**
so I was told to keep an eye on you!
**[11:02] Haruaki**
What do you mean by that?!
**[11:04] Haruaki**
It's my first day and my
popularity's non-existent?!
**[11:06] Mamekichi**
The girls asked me to do it!
**[11:08] Mamekichi**
Just in case, I had Sano-kun tag
along, too. Right, Sano-kun?
**[11:13] Haruaki**
There won't be a "just in case"!
You can stop stretching!
**[11:17] Haruaki**
Anyway, I'm really serious about this!
**[11:19] Haruaki**
At this rate, Zashiki-san
is going to be held back!
**[11:23] Haruaki**
We need to all be in that class picture!
**[11:27] Haruaki**
* Zashikiwarashi are youkai*
* that bring good luck.*
**[11:29] Haruaki**
* If she came to school, maybe*
* my luck would improve, too.*
**[11:33] Sano**
That's not what you're thinking, is it?
**[11:35] Haruaki**
Gulp!
**[11:36] Haruaki**
Of course not! Don't be silly!
**[11:39] Haruaki**
I-I know! Before we go to the girls' dorm,
I'll do some research on zashikiwarashi!
**[11:43] Sano and Mamekichi**
*Right on the nose.*
**[11:45] Mamekichi**
Say, Seimei-kun. What does that youkai
dictionary say about mame-danukis?
**[11:50] Haruaki**
Let's see.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[11:52] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[11:54] Small Old Man**
Mame-danuki stand out amongst tanuki
youkai because they are smaller.
**[11:58] Small Old Man**
Tanuki are known to transform by
putting leaves on their heads,
**[12:01] Small Old Man**
but mame-danuki transform by putting
n*t sacks on their heads. Pretty gross, huh?
**[12:06] Haruki**
So do you actually put
n*t sacks on your head?
**[12:09] Mamekichi**
N-N-N-No way!
**[12:11] Mamekichi**
If that was the case, my transformation
scenes would need to be censored!
**[12:15] Mamekichi**
Look! This was published in the year 2000!
**[12:17] Mamekichi**
No wonder the information's old!
**[12:19] Mamekichi**
We're in the 21st century now!
**[12:20] Haruaki and Sano**
*So you wore them until the 20th century?*
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[12:24] Haruaki**
But I guess this dictionary
**[12:26] Haruaki**
doesn't have an entry for a
yakubyougami like you, Sano-kun.
**[12:30] Mamekichi**
Not only is the information
old, it's lacking!
**[12:32] Mamekichi**
He's being left out!
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
Girls' Dormitory
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
Girls' Dormitory
***SIGN*** Zashiki
**[12:45] Haruaki**
She's not answering.
**[12:47] Mamekichi**
Hey! Don't worry! I have a plan!
**[12:50] Haruaki**
A plan?
**[12:51] Mamekichi**
Here I go! Transform!
**[12:53] Mamekichi**
Mamekichi Slime! Mamime for short!
***SIGN*** A mamime draws near
**[12:57] Mamekichi**
I'll infiltrate the keyhole
and then open up the lock!
**[13:01] Haruaki**
Amazing!
**[13:02] Haruaki**
That's amazing, but that's almost a crime.
**[13:04] Sano**
Pretty sure it's not "almost" a crime,
but "very much" a crime.
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[13:08] Mamekichi**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[13:10] Haruaki**
Maizuka-kun!
**[13:11] Sano**
Mamime takes 300 damage.
**[13:14] Mamekichi**
I guess the door has youkai magic on it.
**[13:17] Sano**
Mame!
***SIGN*** Zashiki
**[13:20] Haruaki**
Hm? What's this?
***SIGN*** Leave. Otherwise I'm gonna
make a social media account
using your name and
occupation and say all kinds
of inflammatory things.
**[13:23] Haruaki**
Talk about an insidious threat!
**[13:26] Haruaki**
B-But a threat like this
means nothing to me!
**[13:30] Haruaki**
I'm pretty much socially
dead to all of my students!
**[13:34] Sano**
He's saying something so
insecure with such confidence.
**[13:39] Mamekichi**
Hey, it's from Hiji-tan.
**[13:41] Mamekichi**
S-Seimei-kun, look!
***SIGN*** That time I was holed up at home and some
annoying male teacher kept ringing my doorbell lol
▼0001 Anonymous Youkai 16:36:51.23
An overly enthusiastic teacher? Someone's watching
too many TV dramas lol
▼0002 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:18.45
Lul
▼0003 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:32.37
Rat them out to the PTA
▼0004 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:40.56
He probably just wants to get into the girls' dorm.
Let him have a pair of panties or something and he'll
probably go away
▼0005 Anonymous Youkai 16:37:50.81
Get audio of this and expose him
▼0006 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:13.16
What's he saying?
▼0007 Anonymous Youkai 16:38:20.47
Honestly, the one who let him into the dorm is a bigger
issue than he is
**[13:43] Mamekichi**
It says, "That time I was
holed up at home and some
**[13:45] Mamekichi**
annoying male teacher came to my door lol"
on an internet message board.
**[13:48] Sano**
Jeez... Youkai kids these days are
so quick to put everything online.
**[13:52] Haruaki**
How about I hole up myself?!
**[13:54] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san, please open up!
**[13:55] Haruaki**
I know you're in there!
**[13:55] Beniko**
Yeah, yeah. Get lost, loser.
**[13:58] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san! Open up!
**[14:05] All**
What?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[14:16] Mamekichi**
Was there just a sudden wind?
**[14:19] Haruaki**
I don't know what happened, but lucky me!
**[14:22] Haruaki**
Are you here, Zashiki-san?
**[14:25] Haruaki**
There you are, Zashiki-san!
**[14:27] Haruaki**
Hey, Zashiki-sa—
**[14:28] Beniko**
Shut the hell up!
**[14:30] Beniko**
I'm too busy saving the world from peril!
**[14:32] Haruaki**
Oh, uh, sorry...
**[14:35] Haruaki**
Er, huh? Saving the world from peril?
**[14:39] Haruaki**
Are you... playing a game?
**[14:41] Beniko**
It's not a game.
**[14:43] Beniko**
The world behind this
screen is my true reality.
**[14:47] Beniko**
It's real.
**[14:48] Beniko**
Wait, how the hell did you
guys get into my room?
**[14:51] Sano**
Just how detached from reality are you?
**[14:54] Mamekichi**
Hey, is that the game
Hiji-tan recommended to you?
**[14:58] Beniko**
Yeah...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Hijita**
Hey, Zashiki. This game's
super fun. Wanna try it out?
**[15:04] (Flashback) Beniko**
Really? Yeah, I'll totally borrow it.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Hjita**
Wait... You beat it in one night?
**[15:08] (Flashback) Beniko**
It was so fun that I couldn't stop.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Hijita**
Well, the sequel's coming out next week.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Beniko**
For real?!
**[15:15] Beniko**
And then one thing led to
another, and I became a gamer.
**[15:19] Beniko**
Before I knew it, my days and nights were
flipped, and I couldn't get up in the morning.
**[15:24] All**
*That's so stupid!*
**[15:26] Sano**
So, wait. It's Hijita's fault
you became a shut-in?
**[15:29] Haruaki**
I thought the reason would be more
delicate and like a labyrinth to navigate...
**[15:36] Haruaki**
I'm begging you! Please come to school!
**[15:39] Haruaki**
I mean, you can't save
the world or start over
**[15:42] Haruaki**
if you mess up in school
like you can in a game...
**[15:46] Haruaki**
But I'm sure there are things at school
**[15:49] Haruaki**
that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it!
**[15:55] Beniko**
You should take your own advice
and open your eyes to face reality.
**[15:59] Beniko**
The reality that you're kowtowing
and rubbing your head on
**[16:01] Beniko**
a high schooler's underwear.
**[16:04] Haruaki**
Y-Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! Really!
**[16:06] Haruaki**
I-I have no interest in sports bras!
**[16:08] Beniko**
Shut your trap!
**[16:12] Mamekichi**
Beniko-chan, come back to school.
**[16:15] Beniko**
This teacher's made me
want to go even less now.
**[16:19] Mamekichi**
But Seimei-kun's a really good guy!
**[16:21] Mamekichi**
Though he's kind of a loser and cries a lot.
**[16:23] Haruaki**
Damn it! That's not a compliment at all!
**[16:26] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san! You can be a shut-in
when you become an adult,
**[16:31] Haruaki**
but this is the only time you
can be a high school student.
**[16:33] Haruaki**
This is also the only time you'll
be able to wear sailor uniforms!
**[16:37] Haruaki**
I mean, you have pretty
black hair, and you're cute!
**[16:40] Haruaki**
I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform!
**[16:47] Principal**
Now then, everyone. Make sure
you do your best again today.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[16:56] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san said yesterday that she'd
show up. I wonder if she really will!
**[17:01] Miki**
Sir, that Haruaki Abe guy... Just who is he?
**[17:07] Miki**
I can't imagine you'd hire a human
just because you know his family.
**[17:12] Principal**
Well... It was a thousand years ago.
**[17:16] Principal**
Back when youkai were much
more publicly out and about.
**[17:22] Principal**
There was a very powerful human
who could exterminate youkai
**[17:25] Principal**
whenever they did anything bad.
**[17:30] Principal**
Nowadays, we live in a much
more human-based society,
**[17:32] Principal**
so we aren't as out and about anymore.
**[17:36] Principal**
But his ancestors inherited these powers
**[17:39] Principal**
and are currently running a
shrine as they protect the land.
***SIGN*** Abe Shrine
**[17:44] Principal**
And the second son of that family—
**[17:47] Principal**
the one who most strongly inherited
these powers—is Haruaki Abe-kun.
**[17:53] Principal**
It's true that if he's up against
humans, he's quite weak.
**[17:56] Principal**
But to us youkai, Haruaki-kun
is a very powerful figure.
**[18:04] Principal**
He might also be a great
inspiration to the students.
**[18:08] Principal**
I do wonder...
**[18:10] Principal**
Will the fact that I invited him to our
school work in our favor or will it not?
**[18:14] Principal**
I'm excited to find out.
**[18:17] Sano**
*I see.*
**[18:19] Sano**
*So that thing he did back there...*
**[18:22] Sano**
*was his exorcism power.*
**[18:26] Sano**
How interesting.
**[18:29] Mamekichi**
Morning, Seimei-kun!
**[18:33] Mamekichi**
Aw, I'm sorry, Seimei-kun!
**[18:36] Haruaki**
Oh, good morning, Maizuka-kun.
**[18:39] Sano**
What're you doing?
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
**[18:43] Haruaki**
Uh... The principal gave that to me!
**[18:46] Haruaki**
It must've gotten mixed
up in my school supplies!
**[18:49] Haruaki**
It's my precious—
**[18:50] Sano**
You perv.
**[18:51] Mamekichi**
Don't worry, Seimei-kun.
**[18:53] Mamekichi**
I promise I won't tell anyone.
**[18:56] Haruaki**
*Maizuka-kun's eyes look so kind.*
**[19:01] Beniko**
Hello? You guys are in the way.
**[19:04] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san! You came!
**[19:06] Haruaki**
Wow! That red hoodie looks
great with your sailor uniform!
**[19:17] Haruaki**
*She's wearing pants under her skirt!*
**[19:21] Beniko**
Why do you look like some ghost in a photo?
**[19:24] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san! Wearing pants underneath
your skirt violates the dress code—
**[19:28] Haruaki**
er, violates school rules!
**[19:29] Beniko**
What?
**[19:31] Sano**
Apparently he has a uniform fetish.
**[19:35] Haruaki**
Wh-Why'd you say that, Sano-kun?
**[19:37] Haruaki**
You just told me you wouldn't tell anyone...
**[19:40] Haruaki**
Hey! What are you gonna do about this?!
**[19:42] Haruaki**
Just look at all the girls
looking at me like I'm trash!
**[19:46] Sano**
What're you talking about?
That's what they're doing.
**[19:49] Sano**
Looking at trash.
**[19:50] Haruaki**
That's so mean!
**[19:51] Haruaki**
Why do you keep trying to throw
me into the pits of misery?!
**[19:56] Sano**
Well, I'm a yakubyougami.
I feed off of human misery.
**[20:00] Haruaki**
But that's...
**[20:02] Hijita**
Hey.
**[20:04] Hijita**
Sorry... for being mean to you and stuff.
**[20:08] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[20:10] Hijita**
I didn't think you'd actually
get Zashiki to come to school.
**[20:15] Hijita**
You're not bad.
**[20:17] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun!
**[20:21] Haruaki**
*And so we, the members of Class 2-3...*
**[20:24] Kappa Photographer**
Okay, class. I'm taking the picture.
**[20:27] Students**
Yeah!
**[20:30] Haruaki**
* ...were able to take our class photo*
* with all 26 members present.*
**[20:36] Haruaki**
A lot happened, but I'm so glad we
all got to take a photo as a class!
**[20:41] Sano**
Well... I guess you did work hard.
**[20:45] Haruaki**
A-A-A-Am I hearing things?!
Sano-kun just complimented me!
**[20:49] Sano**
Huh? Yeah, you're definitely hearing things.
**[20:51] Haruaki**
I really was hearing things!
***SIGN*** Mandragora
Garden
**[21:02] Mandragoras**
Intruders! Kill them!
***SIGN*** Mandragora
Garden
**[21:04] Mandragoras**
Who are these guys?!
**[21:07] Haruaki**
Ow...
**[21:08] Haruaki**
What the heck? Zashiki-san came back to
school, but I'm not being blessed at all!
**[21:13] Beniko**
So that's what you were after.
**[21:16] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[21:17] Beniko**
Listen up, Seimei.
**[21:19] Beniko**
Zashikiwarashi can be lucky or unlucky,
depending on what they're wearing.
**[21:24] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[21:25] Beniko**
I'm wearing red right now, which means
I'm a harbinger of misfortune.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[21:31] Small old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[21:34] Small old man**
Zashikiwarashi live in human
homes and cause mischief.
**[21:37] Small old man**
When they're wearing red,
they're harbingers of misfortune.
**[21:41] Haruaki**
What?!
**[21:43] Beniko**
To be around two youkai
that bring misfortune...
**[21:46] Beniko**
Your luck in general must really suck.
**[21:49] Haruaki**
Huh? Two?
***SIGN*** Yakubyougami
**[21:52] Haruaki**
*In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,*
**[21:54] Haruaki**
* I became the teacher I always*
* wanted to be at Hyakki Academy,*
**[21:57] Haruaki**
*with a class that's filled with youkai.*
**[22:02] Haruaki**
*And I just had a student German suplex me.*
# 2 - Physical Exams Are Life-Threatening?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:07] Haruaki**
*My name is Haruaki Abe.*
**[00:10] Haruaki**
* Due to a strange turn of*
* events, I became a teacher*
**[00:14] Haruaki**
* at a school filled with youkai*
* on an island filled with youkai.*
***SIGN*** Grammar
<>
Example: This sailor
uniform is like silk
<>
Example: I was scolded
by Sano-kun.
**[00:18] Haruaki**
*I teach Japanese.*
**[00:21] Miki**
*Abe-sensei,*
**[00:23] Miki**
it's only a little farther.
**[00:27] Haruaki**
*Today, I'm climbing.*
***SIGN*** Shatter!
**[00:32] Haruaki**
Ah... Miki-sensei, I just
heard my heart shatter.
**[00:36] Miki**
Well, glue it back together, then!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[02:19] Haruaki**
This is great!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
"Physical Exams
Are Life-Threatening?!"
**[02:22] Haruaki**
Thank you so much for inviting me.
***SIGN*** Beer
***SIGN*** Eggs
**[02:25] Miki**
I figured we should get to know each other
better, now that we're coworkers.
**[02:30] Miki**
Things were a bit hectic, so we didn't
get to introduce ourselves properly.
**[02:34] Miki**
The name's Miki. Pleasure to meet you.
**[02:39] Haruaki**
Oh, right. Your class is
right next door, right?
**[02:43] Miki**
Shutendouji are oni, or ogre youkai.
**[02:47] Miki**
Anyway, you don't need to be
scared of me. Let's be friends.
**[02:49] Haruaki**
Likewise!
**[02:53] Miki**
This is Hatanaka-kun. He's in
charge of student discipline.
**[02:58] Haruaki**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[03:05] Haruaki**
Um...
**[03:06] Haruaki**
Hatanaka-sensei, what
exactly are you doing?
**[03:09] Hatanaka**
Nothing.
**[03:11] Hatanaka**
Don't worry about it.
**[03:15] Hatanaka**
By the way, Abe-sensei, we need
to get an early start tomorrow.
**[03:19] Hatanaka**
Make sure you don't oversleep.
**[03:20] Haruaki**
Huh? Aren't the physical exams tomorrow?
**[03:24] Haruaki**
Do we actually do something?
**[03:26] Hatanaka**
Yes.
**[03:27] Miki**
It's honestly pretty exhausting.
**[03:29] Hatanaka**
Guiding the students and
preparing the equipment...
**[03:32] Hatanaka**
Welcoming the doctors traveling to
the island... We do quite a bit.
**[03:35] Miki**
Be careful, though.
**[03:37] Miki**
Each year, at least one teacher
ends up in the hospital.
**[03:41] Haruaki**
From physical exams?!
**[03:44] Hatanaka**
Anyway, just know that we'll be
working you to the bone, Abe-sensei.
**[03:50] Haruaki**
I'm already feeling it in my stomach...
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[03:56] Haruaki**
Once you've changed into your gym clothes,
**[03:58] Haruaki**
please follow the teachers' instructions.
**[04:01] Utagawa**
What if I've gained weight?
**[04:03] Tamao**
What if I'm shorter?
**[04:06] Haruaki**
* They might be youkai,*
* but they're still just teenagers.*
***SIGN*** Eye Exam
Listening Exam
Dental Exam
**[04:10] Odawara**
Wh-What if they tell me to use LED?
***SIGN*** Fear
**[04:13] Yanagida**
What if I'm not 100% cotton anymore?
**[04:16] Maizuka**
What if I'm not a tanuki anymore?!
**[04:20] Haruaki**
Sorry... I can't help you with
youkai-specific issues...
**[04:24] Haruaki**
But you're 100% a tanuki,
Maizuka-kun, so don't worry.
**[04:31] Hatanaka**
Abe-sensei.
**[04:33] Haruaki**
Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
**[04:35] Hatanaka**
I've already got a job for you.
**[04:37] Hatanaka**
Please assist with the eye exams.
**[04:40] Hatanaka**
First, go to the audiovisual room.
**[04:41] Haruaki**
Oh, right. Got it.
**[04:43] Hatanaka**
And when you get there, call this number.
**[04:45] Haruaki**
But why?
**[04:47] Hatanaka**
You'll find out when you get there! Now, go!
**[04:49] Hatanaka**
No running in the hallway!
Power-walk dash your way there!
**[04:52] Haruaki**
Come on! This is ridiculous!
***SIGN*** Eye Exams
**[04:59] Ren**
Up?
**[05:01] Haruaki**
Up, he says.
**[05:04] Haruaki**
And next?
**[05:09] Ren**
Down?
***SIGN*** Eye
Exams
**[05:10] Haruaki**
Down, he says.
**[05:22] Satou-sensei**
Down?
**[05:24] Satou-sensei**
Up?
**[05:26] Satou-sensei**
I see.
**[05:27] Satou-sensei**
Okay, Nyuudou-kun.
**[05:29] Satou-sensei**
Your vision is 130.0.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
**[05:31] Haruaki**
The scale's so different,
I don't know if that's good or bad!
**[05:36] Ren**
Damn it! I'm 0.5 lower than last year.
**[05:39] Haruaki**
Um...
**[05:40] Haruaki**
You just went from 130.5 to 130.0.
**[05:44] Haruaki**
How does that possibly
affect your daily life?
**[05:49] Mandragora**
Hatanaka-sensei...
The eye exams are done.
**[05:54] Hatanaka**
You're late!
**[05:56] Hatanaka**
The special exams are next!
**[05:58] Hatanaka**
Take the cat and the tanuki from your class
and go see Miki in the nurse's office!
**[06:03] Hatanaka**
Go on! Power dash!
***SIGN*** Power Dash
**[06:06] Haruaki**
He just abbreviated "power-walk dash!"
***SIGN*** Power-Walk
***SIGN*** Dash
***SIGN*** Power Dash
**[06:09] Hatanaka**
Power dash!
**[06:13] Haruaki**
I've brought the cat and tanuki!
**[06:15] Miki**
Alrighty.
**[06:17] Miki**
Okay, you two. Why don't you step in here?
**[06:21] Miki**
I bet something good will happen.
**[06:23] Tamao**
Why?
**[06:28] Tamao and Mamekichi**
Huh?
**[06:32] Miki**
This cage has talismans
on it that seal spirit energy.
**[06:36] Haruaki**
They're from my shrine.
**[06:39] Haruaki**
S-Sorry about this. But you know,
**[06:41] Haruaki**
we've got some doctors from off
the island here to see you.
***SIGN*** Animal Youkai
This Way
Vaccines
**[06:45] Takahashi**
Now, then... Time for some
really, really fun shots.
**[06:55] Mamekichi**
I don't want any shots! Seimei-kun!
**[06:59] Tamao**
Corporal punishment!
This is corporal punishment!
**[07:05] Haruaki**
Huh? Nezumi-sensei, too?
**[07:09] Miki**
All animal youkai will have to get these.
**[07:16] Hatanaka**
Honestly... How can you be so scared
of shots at your age? How dumb.
**[07:22] Miki**
Now, hold on just a second.
**[07:24] Miki**
You're getting one, too, Hatanaka-kun.
**[07:30] Hatanaka**
Let me out!
**[07:33] Hatanaka**
I don't need a shot!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[07:37] Small old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[07:39] Small old man**
Kamaitachi use their sickle-like
hands to cut people.
**[07:45] Small old man**
Why's he like that, though?
**[07:48] Hatanaka**
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
**[07:48] Miki**
Okay, Sensei. I'm handing them off to you.
**[07:52] Tamao**
You ogre! Demon!
**[07:54] Nezumi-sensei**
You heartless teacher!
**[07:55] Hatanaka**
Give me back the 3,000 I lent you before!
**[08:00] Miki**
Takahashi-sensei.
**[08:01] Takahashi**
Huh? Oh, right.
**[08:04] Takahashi**
One of my surgeries this afternoon canceled,
**[08:06] Takahashi**
so I don't mind doing some
neutering. It'll be chop-chop.
***SIGN*** Surgery gloves
**[08:13] Takahashi**
I'm just kidding. It was a joke.
***SIGN*** Surgery gloves
***SIGN*** Surgery gloves
**[08:22] Haruaki**
Don't worry, Maizuka-kun.
**[08:25] Haruaki**
It'll be over before you know it.
**[08:26] Mamekichi**
But I'm scared!
**[08:28] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun! Talk to me to
keep my mind off of it.
**[08:32] Haruaki**
Okay, let's see...
**[08:34] Haruaki**
Then...
**[08:36] Haruaki**
It may be easier to brush me off
as another uniform fetishist,
**[08:39] Haruaki**
but in my case, it doesn't
hit me anywhere, anytime.
**[08:43] Haruaki**
It only hits me when my
heart's in the right TPO.
**[08:48] Mamekichi**
Literally no one asked about that!
**[08:57] Haruaki**
Tanuki!
**[09:01] Haruaki**
S-Sensei, am I going to be okay? I'm a human...
**[09:06] Takahashi**
Oh, you'll be fine.
**[09:09] Takahashi**
Just the other day, I tried this
out on a human guinea pig—
**[09:12] Takahashi**
On a human patient.
**[09:14] Haruaki**
A guinea pig...
**[09:16] Takahashi**
If you're that worried...
want to take this one, too?
**[09:21] Takahashi**
It's a new medicine I just created yesterday.
**[09:27] Mandragora**
No!
**[09:28] Haruaki**
I-It's finally over...
**[09:31] Miki**
Come on. All that's left is getting
the students' heights, so buck up.
**[09:35] Haruaki**
I wanna go home...
**[09:39] Haruaki**
So...
**[09:43] Haruaki**
I have to climb up and
get his measurements?
**[09:45] Miki**
We're counting on you, Abe-sensei.
**[09:50] Small old man**
Daidarabocchi are giant youkai.
**[09:53] Small old man**
People say that they made
mountains and lakes.
**[09:58] Miki**
Go on. You're his homeroom teacher.
**[10:00] Haruaki**
Couldn't you or Hatanaka-sensei do this?
**[10:03] Miki**
Nope. Hatanaka-kun's definitely out.
**[10:09] Haruaki**
It doesn't take much for him to lose heart...
**[10:11] Haruaki**
L-Let's decide this fairly
with rock-paper-scissors!
**[10:13] Miki**
Uh...
**[10:15] Haruaki**
Come on! Rock, paper, scissors...
**[10:18] Mandragora**
...shoot!
***SIGN*** And now, we're back at the beginning of the episode...
**[10:23] Haruaki**
Dang it... why did I throw rock?
**[10:28] Haruaki**
I was a fool to trust in rock!
**[10:33] Haruaki**
Then again, I have some serious questions
about how paper wins by covering rock...
**[10:40] Haruaki**
Break through it, damn it!
**[10:42] Haruaki**
What do you think, Oota-kun?
**[10:44] Oota**
Er, I'm not sure what I can say about
the rules of rock-paper-scissors...
**[10:49] Miki**
*Come on, now. Quit your complaining.*
**[10:52] Miki**
You're almost there.
**[10:55] Haruaki**
I finally got to his ear!
**[10:58] Miki**
Got it. Be careful.
**[11:04] Haruaki**
Whew, that was a heck of a gust...
**[11:09] Haruaki**
My Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia!
**[11:17] Haruaki**
No!
**[11:17] Haruaki**
I decided a long time ago that when
I died, it'd be inside a uniform!
**[11:26] Sano**
What kind of way to die is that?
**[11:29] Haruaki**
Sano-kun! What are you doing here?
**[11:32] Sano**
These physical exams are a pain,
**[11:34] Sano**
so I skipped them to nap
on top of Oota's head.
**[11:36] Haruaki**
You managed to climb onto his head?
**[11:38] Haruaki**
You must be light on your feet.
**[11:40] Sano**
Pretty much.
**[11:41] Mandragora**
Heave-ho.
**[11:43] Haruaki**
Hello? Miki-sensei?
Oota-kun is 130 meters tall.
**[11:47] Oota**
Huh? 130 meters?
**[11:49] Oota**
Yay!
**[11:52] Oota**
I finally beat the Ushiku Daibutsu statue!
***SIGN*** Ushiku Daibutsu
A huge Daibutsu
statue (120 m)
that's in Ibaraki
Prefecture and is
in the Guinness
Book of World
Records.
**[11:55] Small old man**
The Ushiku Daibutsu statue is a statue in
Ibaraki Prefecture that's 120 meters tall.
**[12:02] Haruaki**
Wow, that's some competition.
**[12:04] Miki**
Well, I'm gonna go check on the other
students. Be careful getting back down.
**[12:09] Haruaki**
*Huh?! I have to get down by myself?!*
**[12:12] Haruaki**
Stare...
**[12:14] Sano**
What?
**[12:15] Haruaki**
Carry me all the way down on your back.
**[12:18] Sano**
I see. I'll kick your ass.
**[12:21] Haruaki**
What the heck?
**[12:22] Haruaki**
If I was Maizuka-kun,
you'd be happy to take me down!
**[12:26] Haruaki**
You'd be giving him VIP
treatment with drink in hand!
**[12:29] Sano**
What the hell are you talking about?
There'd be a salad, too.
**[12:34] Haruaki**
Wait, Sano-kun!
**[12:36] Haruaki**
Hey, Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Itch
***SIGN*** Itch
**[12:47] Oota**
Sorry, Sensei. I sneezed.
**[12:52] Oota**
Huh? He's gone. He sure got down fast.
**[12:59] Miki**
Finally done!
**[13:01] Hatanaka**
By the way, where's Abe-sensei?
**[13:05] Mamekichi**
Sensei! Have you seen Sano-kun?
**[13:08] Miki**
What? Sano-kun's missing, too?
**[13:10] Hatanaka**
Honestly, where could they have gone?
**[13:16] Sano**
Why is this happening to me?
**[13:19] Sano**
This stuff always happens
when you're around!
**[13:22] Haruaki**
This isn't my fault!
**[13:23] Sano**
Shut up! Stay away from me,
you yakubyougami!
**[13:26] Haruaki**
You're the yakubyougami!
**[13:28] Sano**
Well, you're *my* yakubyougami!
**[13:31] Haruaki**
No way...
**[13:34] Principal**
You two!
**[13:35] Haruaki**
S-Sorry, sir!
**[13:37] Haruaki**
Um, I'll pay for the window I broke!
**[13:40] Principal**
I see...
**[13:43] Principal**
Then again...
**[13:45] Principal**
That's not the kind of window that can be
replaced with a teacher's puny monthly salary.
**[13:49] Haruaki**
Huh? Er... huh?
**[13:52] Principal**
Well, given this opportunity,
**[13:55] Principal**
there's something I'd like you
to do rather than pay for that.
**[13:59] Haruaki**
Something you want me to do?
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[14:13] Haruaki**
So instead of paying for the window,
I was asked to clean the pool, but...
***SIGN*** Around here.
**[14:20] Oota**
I'm sorry. It's all because I sneezed.
**[14:22] Haruaki**
No, it's okay.
**[14:24] Haruaki**
Anyway, you can shrink
down to this size, Oota-kun?
**[14:28] Oota**
Oh, yes. I can.
**[14:31] Ren**
Why do I have to go, too?
**[14:33] Tamao**
Oh, come on. It's more
fun with you, Ren-Ren!
**[14:36] Mamekichi**
I'm gonna swim the butterfly!
**[14:38] Hijita**
Then I'm gonna do an Ina Bauer!
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
Outdoor Pool
**[14:42] Haruaki**
Did any of you even know
our school had a pool?
**[14:46] Hijita**
Until last year, we had classes in the ocean.
**[14:49] Oota**
We can't go into the ocean this year, though.
**[14:52] Haruaki**
Really?
**[14:53] Oota**
Yeah. Because it got hot
earlier than usual this year,
**[14:56] Oota**
a bunch of umibouzu appeared
in the swimming area.
**[15:01] Haruaki**
Oh, come on. They're not
jellyfish or anything.
**[15:05] Little old man**
Umibouzu are youkai that live in the ocean.
**[15:07] Little old man**
They sink ships and stuff.
**[15:11] Sano**
Hey, isn't that it?
**[15:13] Haruaki**
You're right.
**[15:17] Haruaki**
Th-This is...
**[15:23] Haruaki**
What is this? It's basically abandoned!
**[15:25] Hijita**
This is gonna take more than a cleaning.
It needs a full makeover.
**[15:32] Haruaki**
The pool water's dirty, too.
**[15:34] Ren**
That's putting it lightly...
**[15:36] Ren**
There's literally miasma coming from it.
**[15:38] Haruaki**
It's basically the entrance
to the underworld!
**[15:42] Haruaki**
A-Anyway...
**[15:43] Haruaki**
Let's dump this water.
**[15:45] Sano**
Can we actually dump it?
**[15:47] Sano**
I feel like it'd destroy nature...
**[15:50] Haruaki**
Well... nature created it...
and it's going back to nature.
**[15:55] Hijita**
All right. I'll go drain it.
**[15:57] Sano**
Hey, it's wet around the pool, so it's dange—
**[16:02] Tamao**
Hijita fell into the poisonous swamp!
***SIGN*** Sizzle...
**[16:09] Tamao**
He's dead! He's definitely dead!
I heard some melting!
**[16:13] Oota**
Hijita-kun!
**[16:14] Haruaki**
No!
**[16:17] Sano**
Like a mud youkai would melt and die.
**[16:19] Ren**
Pretty much.
**[16:25] Hijita**
That really sucked.
**[16:26] Haruaki**
Oh, thank goodness you're alive...
***SIGN*** Whew...
***SIGN*** Whew...
**[16:33] Hijita**
Good grief. Gosh, that was a close one.
**[16:37] All**
H-Hijita!
**[16:41] Tamao**
This is bad!
**[16:42] Tamao**
Hijita's design and personality
have been completely redone!
**[16:46] Sano**
This goes beyond aesthetics. It's just gross.
**[16:48] Sano**
Why the hell is he blonde?
**[16:52] Ren**
Oh, fine.
**[16:54] Ren**
We just gotta accept that Hijita's dead and
do something about the poisonous swamp.
**[16:58] Ren**
Got it?
**[17:00] Haruaki**
O-Okay. This time, let's actually drain it.
**[17:03] Tamao**
Even if we drained and cleaned this
pool, I don't think I'd want to...
**[17:07] Mamekichi**
S-Save me!
**[17:08] Kappas**
Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
**[17:10] Haruaki**
What the hell are those?! Kappa?!
**[17:12] Little old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[17:14] Little old man**
Kappa are youkai that live in rivers.
**[17:17] Little old man**
They love cucumbers and causing mischief.
**[17:19] Kappa**
*Kappamaki!*
**[17:20] Ren**
They're trying to drag Mame
into the poisonous swamp!
**[17:23] Tamao**
Forget the cleaning!
**[17:26] Kappa**
Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
**[17:26] Haruaki**
They're so strong!
**[17:28] Mamekichi**
No! I'm gonna end up like Hiji-tan, too!
**[17:32] Mamekichi**
I'll turn into a really tall, handsome guy!
**[17:35] Mamekichi**
Save me, Sano-kun!
**[17:55] Sano**
Mame, are you okay?
**[17:57] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun!
**[18:00] Sano**
Forget being tall. You look best like this.
**[18:00] Mamekichi**
I was so scared!
**[18:04] Ren**
Dude, you're way scarier than the kappa!
**[18:09] Kappa**
Don't get cocky just because
you beat us, ignorant fools.
**[18:14] Haruaki**
Hey, it spoke!
**[18:15] Tamao**
Who're you callin' ignorant fools, huh?!
**[18:17] Kappa**
Sorry!
**[18:19] Kappa**
But you see, in this pool...
**[18:21] Kappa**
our master still awaits.
**[18:24] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[18:38] Haruaki**
It's a giant human-faced fish!
**[18:43] Small old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[18:45] Small old man**
A human-faced fish, as its name suggests,
**[18:48] Small old man**
is literally a fish with a human face.
**[18:50] Human-faced fish**
Hello, I am the master here.
**[18:53] Human-faced fish**
Now, foolish youkai...
**[18:56] Human-faced fish**
if you want to clean this pool,
you'll have to defeat me first!
**[19:00] Haruaki**
Why, though?!
**[19:02] Human-faced fish**
We can't have you puny youkai who can't even
**[19:07] Human-faced fish**
defeat a single fish
entering this holy place.
**[19:13] Tamao**
You've got some nerve to keep yappin'!
**[19:15] Tamao**
You dumb fish, pickin' a fight with a cat!
**[19:19] Tamao**
Bring it!
**[19:20] Tamao**
I'll fillet you myself, you fish bastard!
**[19:27] Tamao**
Oh, no.
**[19:29] Haruaki**
Hey! He just nommed him!
**[19:30] Ren**
T-Tamao!
**[19:32] Oota**
Nyuudou-kun, it's dangerous
to get any closer!
**[19:37] Human-faced fish**
Don't worry. You can have a tearful
reunion in my belly soon enough!
**[19:42] Haruaki**
Oh, no! It's attacking us!
**[19:44] Sano**
Isn't he just hungry?
**[19:46] Haruaki**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
**[19:49] Sano**
We don't need to waste
our time with these guys.
**[20:00] Sano**
Oota, you'd be able to catch
this guy, wouldn't you?
**[20:04] Oota**
Oh, right. Hi-yah!
**[20:14] Oota**
Yay! I caught it!
**[20:17] Haruaki**
Talk about a pathetic master.
**[20:19] Human-faced fish**
Now that it's come to this,
there's nothing more we can do.
**[20:24] Human-faced fish**
Stew us, grill us. Do as you please.
**[20:25] Kappa**
Oh, Master...
**[20:28] Kappa**
Oh, I'm quite delicious as sashimi.
**[20:31] Oota**
Uh... I don't think I'm gonna be eating you.
**[20:35] Mamekichi**
Hup. Hey, master guy.
**[20:37] Mamekichi**
Why don't you come to the biology club?
**[20:39] Mamekichi**
You can stay in a gorgeous tank
with three meals and naptime!
**[20:42] Mamekichi**
There's a girl human-faced fish, too,
and we'll change your water frequently.
**[20:47] Mamekichi**
You kappa can come, too.
**[20:48] Kappa**
Woo-hoo!
**[20:50] Mamekichi**
What do you say?
**[20:58] Human-faced fish**
Well, living together in
harmony is important.
**[21:01] Haruaki**
Wow, the master is weak-willed.
**[21:05] Haruaki**
Now that the master is gone,
let's get this cleaning done.
**[21:08] All**
Yeah!
**[21:10] Haruaki**
By the way, Oota-kun, this whole time...
**[21:13] Haruaki**
your feet have been in the
poisonous swamp. You okay?
**[21:16] Oota**
Huh? Um...
**[21:20] Oota**
It's hot!
**[21:21] Haruaki**
Is it hot?!
**[21:23] Oota**
It's hot!
**[21:27] Haruaki**
Hey, wait...
**[21:34] Haruaki**
Um, so yeah...
**[21:38] Haruaki**
For now, please settle for this...
***SIGN*** Sorry
**[21:41] Haruaki**
plastic pool.
**[21:43] Principal**
Absolutely not. I'm docking
your pay, you fool.
**[21:51] Haruaki**
* And so, this year's swimming*
* classes were canceled.*
**[21:59] Haruaki**
*Also, later on...*
**[22:01] Haruaki**
* The master was indeed taken*
* in by the biology club.*
**[22:06] Mamekichi**
Good for you, Master!
# 3 - Panic! In Miki-sensei's Youkai Studies Class!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:03] Haruaki**
Observe your class?
**[00:06] Haruaki**
Can I?!
**[00:07] Miki**
Yes. Youkai studies covers youkai
history and how we live.
**[00:12] Miki**
We learn everything currently
known about youkai.
**[00:15] Miki**
Essentially, it's social studies with youkai.
**[00:17] Miki**
I figured you'd end up an even better teacher
**[00:20] Miki**
if you learned more about
youkai in that class.
**[00:23] Haruaki**
Even better... I'd love that!
I want to be an even better teacher!
**[00:29] Miki**
Then I'll go ahead and ask
the principal about it.
**[00:32] Miki**
I'll put in a good word for you.
**[00:34] Haruaki**
Thank you very much!
**[00:36] Miki**
Well, you've got a class to teach,
don't ya? Get a move on.
**[00:40] Haruaki**
Right!
**[00:41] Hatanaka**
No running in the hallways!
**[00:43] Haruaki**
Oh, right!
**[00:45] Nezumi-sensei**
It's quite amazing.
**[00:48] Nezumi-sensei**
I'm surprised you can both talk
to Abe-sensei. You're not scared?
**[00:53] Hatanaka**
Scared?
**[00:54] Nezumi**
Well, considering what the
principal told us... you know.
**[00:58] Satou-sensei**
The last thing we want is him
accidentally exorcising us.
**[01:01] Miki**
You morons.
**[01:04] Miki**
Him having such tremendous power...
**[01:09] Miki**
is exactly why we want to tame him.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[02:42] Miki**
So on that note...
***SIGN*** Episode 3
"Panic! In Miki-sensei's
Youkai Studies Class!!"
**[02:44] Miki**
Your homeroom teacher, Abe-sensei,
is gonna be observing the class today.
**[02:48] Haruaki**
I-I've still got a lot to learn,
so please be patient with me.
**[02:52] Sano**
Miki and Seimei... I don't like this duo.
**[02:55] Akisame**
I definitely don't want a repeat of
what happened in our first year.
**[02:59] Haruaki**
Everyone looks really anxious...
**[03:02] Haruaki**
Is the youkai studies class that hard?
**[03:04] Miki**
There might be topics humans aren't
aware of, but it's not all that difficult.
**[03:08] Miki**
Why don't you stand behind
everyone, Abe-sensei?
**[03:11] Haruaki**
Sure.
**[03:12] Miki**
And the rest of you can hand in the
homework I gave you last week.
**[03:15] Both**
Huh?!
**[03:17] Mujina**
Hey, Nyuudou. Did we even have any homework?
**[03:19] Nyuudou**
Hey, Sensei! Mujina said
he forgot his homework!
**[03:22] Mujina**
Don't go ratting me out like that, you jerk!
**[03:25] Miki**
Then we'll just have you
stay after school to do it.
**[03:29] Mujina**
This is all your fault!
**[03:30] Nyuudou**
It's your own fault for forgetting.
**[03:34] Hijita**
* You foolish afro. Why would*
* you go admitting that now?*
**[03:38] Hijita**
* This is what you're supposed to*
* do in situations like this...*
**[03:41] Hijita**
Sir! Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir!
**[03:43] Hijita**
Sensei! I did my homework,
but I forgot to bring it.
**[03:47] Miki**
In that case, head over
to your dorm and get it.
**[03:49] Miki**
The round trip should take
about fifteen minutes.
**[03:53] Miki**
Let's get class started, then.
**[03:56] Hijita**
Wait, what?
**[03:57] Small Old Man**
There's no turning back for Hijita-kun now!
**[04:00] Miki**
All right. We'll begin on
page 18 of your textbooks,
**[04:03] Miki**
"The Types of Youkai and Their
Changes in Modern Times."
**[04:07] Haruaki**
*Wow! Miki-sensei's amazing!*
**[04:10] Haruaki**
*He's so resolute!*
**[04:11] Haruaki**
* The best I can do is cry and*
* beg them to do something.*
**[04:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Akisame-kun! Please do
your homework tomorrow!
**[04:19] Akisame**
Fine! I'll do it, okay?! Just let
go of me! Everyone's staring!
***SIGN*** Humanoid Youkai
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Animal Youkai
**[04:24] Miki**
You can broadly categorize youkai like so.
***SIGN*** Humanoid Youkai
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Animal Youkai
**[04:28] Miki**
Though nowadays, most youkai
disguise themselves as humans
***SIGN*** Humanoid Youkai
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Animal Youkai
***SIGN*** Humanoid Youkai
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Animal Youkai
***SIGN*** Inorganic Youkai
**[04:32] Miki**
to make it easier to live in
the advancing human society.
**[04:35] Haruaki**
*Oh, I see!*
**[04:37] Haruaki**
*There are all sorts of youkai out there!*
**[04:40] Haruaki**
*Wait...*
**[04:41] Haruaki**
*I wonder which kind Sano-kun is.*
**[04:45] Haruaki**
* He'd be so cute if he turned into*
* a little animal like Maizuka-kun.*
**[04:52] Sano**
Don't stare at me from behind. It's annoying.
***SIGN*** Can't Use Youkai Magic
***SIGN*** Action Type
**[04:55] Miki**
Among the ones who can use youkai magic,
**[04:58] Miki**
there's the action type that
do specific movements,
***SIGN*** Will Type
***SIGN*** Can't Use Youkai Magic
**[05:01] Miki**
the ones who look like they
can use youkai magic but can't,
***SIGN*** Can't Use Youkai Magic
***SIGN*** Will Type
***SIGN*** Can't Use Youkai Magic
***SIGN*** Will Type
**[05:05] Miki**
and the ones that are hardest
to deal with: the will type.
***SIGN*** Can't Use Youkai Magic
***SIGN*** Will Type
**[05:09] Miki**
They use their youkai magic
with a single thought.
**[05:13] Haruaki**
Excuse me, sir! I have a question!
**[05:15] Haruaki**
Why are they the hardest to deal with?
**[05:17] Miki**
Because, unlike your actions,
**[05:18] Miki**
you can't always control your own heart.
**[05:22] Miki**
Getting pissed off and
causing a huge issue
**[05:26] Miki**
with their youkai magic unexpectedly
isn't that uncommon.
**[05:31] Miki**
I'm an action type, just like
Maizuka-kun and the others.
**[05:34] Miki**
Drinking sake gives me spirit
energy to use youkai magic.
**[05:37] Miki**
Why don't I show you how
it's done real quick?
***SIGN*** Fire
**[05:40] Yanagida**
N-No, that's okay!
**[05:42] Odawara**
R-Remember? We saw last year!
**[05:44] Haruaki**
Really? I'd love to see!
**[05:49] Muujina**
Shut up!
**[05:49] Akisame**
I'll rip off that dumb cowlick of yours!
**[05:51] Yanagida**
Don't make us hang you!
**[05:53] Miki**
Now, now, it'll just be a little bit.
**[06:01] Miki**
Just like this, the sake becomes
the source of my spirit energy,
**[06:04] Miki**
and I end up with otherworldly strength,
just like an oni should have.
**[06:08] Miki**
For example...
**[06:14] Miki**
You hear me, you little shits?!
***SIGN*** Hijita
Nyuudou
**[06:17] Small Old Man**
Meanwhile, Hiji-tan was...
**[06:19] Hijita**
All right! I found the homework printout!
**[06:22] Hijita**
And of course, I didn't actually do it!
**[06:25] Hijita**
I just need to finish it, no matter what!
**[06:27] Small Old Man**
...carrying out a lonesome battle
all alone without anyone knowing.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[06:34] Sano**
Miki's a real awful drunk,
**[06:36] Sano**
even though he can't use
youkai magic without sake.
**[06:39] Haruaki**
What? Really?
**[06:40] Sano**
Last year, he spent half a day destroying
half the school until he sobered up.
**[06:46] Haruaki**
I'm surprised he hasn't been fired.
**[06:50] Akisame**
I had a feeling this would happen ever
since you came to observe the class!
**[06:54] Miki**
Shut your traps! We're in the middle of class!
**[06:56] Miki**
Quiet down, you little jerks!
**[07:02] Nyuudou**
I'm gonna go get another teacher!
**[07:04] Miki**
Hey, Nyuudou! Where d'ya think you're goin'?
**[07:06] Miki**
Class is still in session.
**[07:08] Miki**
You ain't allowed to boycott class!
**[07:13] Fujihira**
An orange juice bomb!
**[07:15] Odawara**
Is this grade school bullying?!
**[07:16] Beniko**
More importantly, why did he
bring cucumbers and oranges?
**[07:20] Small Old Man**
Mujina-kun feels like Nyuudou-kun
got what he deserves.
**[07:23] Miki**
Oh, that's right. While we're at it,
you should show us, too, Abe-sensei.
**[07:28] Haruaki**
Sh-Show you what? My pay stub?
**[07:30] Miki**
You moron!
**[07:31] Miki**
Don't play dumb with me!
**[07:33] Miki**
I know who you are!
**[07:35] Miki**
When you deal with youkai, you—
**[07:41] Sano**
Seimei! Do the thing!
**[07:42] Haruaki**
What thing?!
**[07:44] Sano**
You have the power to exorcise demons!
**[07:47] Sano**
Use that!
**[07:49] Haruaki**
Wait, really? I'm that amazing?
**[07:52] Sano**
You didn't even realize it?
**[07:54] Haruaki**
I mean, my family does run a shrine...
**[07:56] Haruaki**
But all I ever did was sell
talismans at the shrine office.
**[07:59] Sano**
Just shut up and give it a try!
**[08:01] Sano**
Miki gets his spirit energy from sake.
**[08:04] Sano**
So if you use your exorcism powers
to cleanse Miki's spirit energy,
**[08:07] Sano**
it should...
**[08:08] Haruaki**
I see!
**[08:09] Haruaki**
I'm still not entirely sure if
I have powers like that, but...
**[08:13] Haruaki**
Okay, I'll give it a try.
**[08:15] Haruaki**
Prepare yourself! This is for
Akisame-kun and Nyuudou-kun!
**[08:18] Both**
Don't just randomly kill us off!
**[08:21] Hatanaka**
What's that ruckus...
**[08:27] Hatanaka**
Gah! Rintarou!
**[08:29] Hatanaka**
Damn it! Did you drink again?!
**[08:31] Miki**
Come on, now. Stop teasin' me and show me!
**[08:35] Haruaki**
Eek! You sound like some pervy old guy!
**[08:37] Hatanaka**
Hey! Rintarou! You idiot!
**[08:40] Haruaki**
W-Wait! Wait, wait!
**[08:41] Hatanaka**
Hey, stop that!
**[08:44] Hatanaka**
Hey! Are you listening to me, Rintarou?!
**[08:46] Haruaki**
I'm gonna fall!
**[08:47] Hatanaka**
Stop!
**[08:48] Haruaki**
*Wh-What the heck?!*
**[08:49] Haruaki**
*I don't have any exorcism powers at all!*
**[08:52] Haruaki**
*I knew I didn't have any powers like that!*
**[08:55] Sano**
*It's do or die!*
**[08:57] Sano**
Seimei!
**[08:58] Sano**
Zashiki says she'll take off the pants
under her uniform if you do it!
**[09:02] Haruaki**
What?!
**[09:03] Beniko**
What the hell are you
saying at a time like this?!
**[09:06] Haruaki**
That's right! He's right!
**[09:08] Haruaki**
Until I see Zashiki-san wearing her
uniform without pants underneath...
**[09:12] Haruaki**
There's no way I can die!
**[09:14] Haruaki**
...no way I can die!
**[09:15] Haruaki**
...no way I can die!
**[09:16] Haruaki**
...no way I can die!
**[09:17] Haruaki**
...no way I can...
**[09:21] Principal**
Now, this is quite a show.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[09:26] Hijita**
See?! I told you I did my homework!
**[09:29] Hijita**
Er... Did something happen?
**[09:31] Small Old Man**
And so, with Haruaki's exorcism powers,
**[09:34] Small Old Man**
he was able to safely stop
Rintarou Miki's outburst.
**[09:40] Sano**
I never thought you'd exorcise all
the spirit energy in the school.
**[09:43] Haruaki**
Yeah, that was pretty shocking.
**[09:45] Sano**
Take this seriously.
**[09:47] Haruaki**
Oh, but Sano-kun...
**[09:50] Haruaki**
I'd like you to keep my powers
and family a secret from the class.
**[09:56] Sano**
Huh? Why?
**[09:58] Haruaki**
I mean... everyone would be afraid of me
if they knew I had that kind of power.
**[10:05] Haruaki**
I just want to enjoy a great
school life with everyone.
**[10:10] Haruaki**
And enjoy a lovely youth—
**[10:12] Marshmallow**
Hey, you jerk! I didn't get
enough water over here!
**[10:15] Mandragora 1**
Hey, numbnuts! Take better care of us!
**[10:17] Noriko**
Don't underestimate us!
**[10:20] Haruaki**
Wah! Right when I was trying
to say something profound!
**[10:25] Haruaki**
Come on! Stop that!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:35] Hijita**
Come on, Nyuudou! Please!
**[10:37] Hijita**
Show me your notes!
**[10:40] Hijita**
Otherwise, I'm gonna be
screwed on my midterms!
**[10:42] Hijita**
I won't ask for anything again!
**[10:43] Nyuudou**
You're too damn loud this
early in the morning, Hijita.
**[10:46] Nyuudou**
I've heard your "I won't ask for anything
again!" at least a hundred times.
**[10:49] Nyuudou**
Go die a hundred times and try again.
**[10:51] Hijita**
Please! Just this once!
**[10:53] Hijita**
I'll lick your shoes or even
the soles of your feet!
**[10:56] Nyuudou**
Only someone like Sano
would like that, you moron.
**[10:58] Hijita**
Please! I beg of you, Nyuudou-sama! Please!
**[11:03] Nyuudou**
Ugh! Okay, fine!
**[11:05] Nyuudou**
But if you keep being this stupid,
**[11:07] Nyuudou**
you're gonna end up like a certain
stupid homeroom teacher—
**[11:10] Haruaki**
Who exactly...
**[11:11] Haruaki**
are you talking about? Hmm?
**[11:16] Haruaki**
You don't have to get that scared.
**[11:18] Hijita**
Don't show up like some horror movie
scene so early in the morning!
**[11:22] Nyuudou**
What're you doing out here, anyway?
**[11:25] Haruaki**
Huh? What am I doing?
***SIGN*** Student Disciplinary
Committee
**[11:26] Haruaki**
This.
**[11:27] Both**
The disciplinary committee?!
**[11:29] Haruaki**
Yeah. You know how I observed
Miki-sensei's class the other day?
**[11:33] Haruaki**
Today, I'm helping Hatanaka-sensei as a
part of the student disciplinary committee
**[11:37] Haruaki**
so I can become a better teacher and improve
my communication with the students.
**[11:41] Haruaki**
But I'm not sure just how
to discipline all of you.
**[11:48] Nyuudou**
Here's someone you can practice on right now.
**[11:51] Haruaki**
Oh, Sano-kun.
**[11:52] Nyuudou**
Yup. He's clearly breaking the
school rules with his hair.
**[11:55] Haruaki**
What?! That's not Sano-kun's
natural hair color?
**[11:59] Haruaki**
Hey, you delinquent!
**[12:00] Haruaki**
I'm gonna discipline you! Prepare yourself!
**[12:06] Sano**
So what the hell are you doing?
**[12:08] Haruaki**
It's true! His roots are slightly black!
**[12:12] Nyuudou**
He's trying to discipline
students on their way to school.
**[12:14] Sano**
Oh, I see.
**[12:16] Sano**
That's why he was talking about my hair.
**[12:18] Sano**
But I ain't gonna change it.
**[12:20] Haruaki**
Huh? Really?
**[12:22] Sano**
It doesn't look good?
**[12:23] Haruaki**
No! It looks great!
**[12:25] Sano**
Then it's fine, right?
**[12:26] Haruaki**
True!
**[12:27] Haruaki**
I see. I guess it's okay
if it looks good on you.
**[12:30] Haruaki**
Okay, no problem here.
**[12:32] Hatanaka**
Of course it's a problem, you moron!
**[12:36] Hatanaka**
Seriously, just how bad
are you at disciplining?
**[12:39] Haruaki**
Hatanaka-sensei! I'm sowwy!
**[12:42] Both**
It grew back!
**[12:43] Beniko**
Hey, what are you yelling
about so early in the morning?
**[12:47] Mamekichi**
Oh? You're up early, Beniko-chan.
**[12:50] Beniko**
I stayed up all night gaming
and then came straight to school.
**[12:53] Beniko**
I swear, defeating that horde
of creatures was the worst.
**[12:57] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san!
**[12:59] Haruaki**
Wearing pants under your uniform is—
**[13:03] Beniko**
Ugh! I guess there was
still one creature left!
**[13:07] Nyuudou**
Zashiki. You're not exactly wrong,
but that's our homeroom teacher.
**[13:11] Beniko**
Seriously?!
**[13:12] Haruaki**
I'm not letting you get away
with those pants today!
**[13:15] Haruaki**
I'm gonna rip them off you!
**[13:17] Yamazaki**
Oh, really?
**[13:18] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[13:20] Yamazaki**
Why don't we have a nice,
long chat back at the station?
**[13:21] Haruaki**
No, wait! You've got the wrong idea! Really!
**[13:26] Hijita**
Did you bring it?
**[13:28] Beniko**
But of course.
**[13:29] Hijita**
I'm excited to play the new one—
**[13:31] Hatanaka**
And... I'll be taking these!
**[13:38] Miki**
The questions for the midterms are ready!
**[13:40] Miki**
I pulled two all-nighters
making them! Praise me!
**[13:43] Hatanaka**
Like hell I will! The other teachers
finished making theirs a week ago!
**[13:48] Hatanaka**
All right. I've gotta lock
these up in the safe, too.
**[13:51] Hijita**
Damn it, Hatanaka... I can't believe
he already took those from us.
**[13:55] Beniko**
I mean, if we look like we feel bad,
I'm sure we'll get them back quick.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[14:00] Haruaki**
What? You're putting them in the safe?
**[14:06] Haruaki**
This is that serious?
**[14:09] Hijita**
Those are our game consoles!
**[14:11] Hatanaka**
Yeah. We're going to keep them in
the safe until next week's tests.
**[14:16] Beniko**
*They're gonna keep them that long?!*
**[14:19] Miki**
Every single time, there's some idiot student
**[14:22] Miki**
who tries to use their
youkai magic to steal them.
**[14:25] Hatanaka**
And it's on us, the teachers, if they do.
**[14:27] Miki**
Well, anyone that reckless
is definitely gonna regret it.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[14:38] Nyuudou**
Hey, Mame. You actually studying for once?
**[14:41] Mamekichi**
Yup! I'm gonna strive to
be a genius starting today!
**[14:43] Nyuudou**
Good for you.
**[14:44] Sano**
Okay, question five: What happened
at Sekigahara in the year 1600?
***SIGN*** Japanese
History
**[14:49] Mamekichi**
Hmm... A flea market?
***SIGN*** Japanese
History
**[14:52] Sano**
Er... A hint is "the blank of Sekigahara."
***SIGN*** Japanese
History
***SIGN*** Japanese
History
**[14:55] Hijita**
It's time to battle!
**[14:57] Sano**
Yup. Correct.
**[14:59] Sano**
So, what happened?
**[15:01] Hijita**
Those jerks plan to keep our
gaming consoles for over a week!
**[15:05] Sano**
That's pretty long.
**[15:07] Ogata Twins**
Hey, Hijita. Is that true?
**[15:10] Hijita**
The Ogata Twins!
**[15:11] Ogata Hikari**
We got our phones taken by
Hatanaka this morning, too.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Quit looking at these during school!
**[15:17] Ogata Hayashi**
Isn't that mean? We were just
reading manga during the break.
**[15:21] Hijita**
That's awful. So what were you reading?
***SIGN*** Rokurou
Umibouzu
**[15:24] Twins**
A youkai porn manga.
**[15:26] Twins**
*The Nure Onna's Wet Spot*.
***SIGN*** The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
***SIGN*** The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
**[15:27] Both**
Don't read that at school!
**[15:30] Hijita**
All right!
**[15:31] Hijita**
The four of us are gonna sneak into the
faculty room tonight and get our stuff back!
**[15:34] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki**
Yeah!
**[15:36] Sano**
Mame.
**[15:38] Sano**
Don't end up like them. Study hard.
**[15:41] Mamekichi**
Okay.
**[15:48] Hijita**
Opening it now.
**[15:52] Hijita**
Okay, it's open.
**[15:53] Beniko**
This is sorta like a test of
courage. I'm getting excited!
**[15:57] Hikari**
And the school is so creepy at night.
**[15:59] Hijita**
What are you talking about? We're youkai.
**[16:02] Hijita**
We can't have the scary guys get scared—
**[16:07] Haruaki**
Wait! Don't hit me! It's me!
**[16:10] Haruaki**
Sorry about that.
**[16:12] Haruaki**
I thought you were robbers,
so I thought I'd scare you off.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[16:15] Twins**
Not sure if you scared any robbers,
but you definitely scared a dorotabou.
***SIGN*** Dorotabou
***SIGN*** Dorotabou
***SIGN*** Dorotabou
**[16:19] Haruaki**
Oh, I see. You just forgot
something in the classroom.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[16:23] Haruaki**
But... all four of you?
**[16:24] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki**
Yes, all four of us!
**[16:25] Haruaki**
One sec. The classroom's locked.
**[16:28] Hijita**
Hey, are you the only one on patrol tonight?
**[16:31] Haruaki**
Yup, I am.
**[16:32] Beniko**
Oh, I see.
**[16:34] Hijita**
* We weren't planning to*
* get caught by a teacher,*
**[16:37] Hijita**
* but we're lucky that we*
* got into the faculty room.*
**[16:41] Hijita**
* Now to just defeat Seimei and get*
* our gaming consoles and phones back!*
**[16:45] Haruaki**
Oh, there it is.
**[16:51] Hijita**
What's with this cage? I can't move.
**[16:54] Hayashi**
It's covered with talismans
that seal spirit energy.
**[16:58] Hijita**
*Wait a minute.*
**[16:59] Hijita**
*Did he actually plan this from the start?!*
**[17:03] Hijita**
Impossible!
***SIGN*** Evilaki
**[17:04] Hijita**
* Seimei doesn't have any*
* humanly wisdom or guts—*
**[17:09] Hijita**
*Wait, those are...*
**[17:12] Hijita**
*Three kinds of uniforms?!*
**[17:14] Hatanaka**
Well done, my guard dog.
**[17:16] Hatanaka**
Er, I mean, Abe-sensei.
**[17:18] Hijita**
Y-You guys...
**[17:20] Hatanaka**
I knew you'd show up, you thieves.
**[17:22] Miki**
Did you really think we didn't
take any security measures?
***SIGN*** Mamekichi Maizuka
Mikoto Sano
**[17:27] Small old man**
Meanwhile, Sano-kun was...
**[17:30] Sano**
Mame, are you still studying?
**[17:32] Mamekichi**
Yup. My goal is to get a score
higher than 5 on my next test.
***SIGN***
Consumed
by desire
***SIGN*** Explain the
meaning of
the following
proverbs:
**[17:38] Mamekichi**
Hey, what does this mean?
**[17:40] Sano**
Oh, it's someone who takes action
solely for their desires.
**[17:44] Mamekichi**
I see! This is talking about Seimei-kun!
**[17:46] Mamekichi**
I just got a little smarter!
**[17:49] Sano**
* I mean, in his case... he doesn't do*
* anything unless it's for his desires.*
***SIGN*** Evilaki
**[17:53] Haruaki**
All right, it's time to discipline you.
**[17:57] Hikari**
Little Bro!
**[17:58] Hayashi**
Aye-aye.
**[18:05] Haruaki**
The talismans aren't working?!
**[18:06] Hikari**
Too bad.
**[18:08] Hayashi**
Your tricks to seal
away youkai spirit energy
**[18:10] Hayashi**
won't work on us, the Fuujin and Raijin.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[18:13] Small old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[18:15] Small old man**
The Fuujin and Raijin are youkai that
control wind and lightning, respectively.
**[18:20] Small old man**
They were originally gods,
**[18:22] Small old man**
but during the Edo period, they spread
a lot of disasters and diseases,
**[18:26] Small old man**
so they were kicked out of the
kingdom of the gods, Takamagahara,
**[18:29] Small old man**
and became youkai.
**[18:31] Haruaki**
Wow... I guess you weren't originally youkai.
**[18:34] Hijita**
Damn it! We need to retreat
for now! Just you wait!
**[18:37] Hatanaka**
Hey! They ran away!
**[18:38] Miki**
Abe-sensei, we're going after them.
**[18:40] Haruaki**
R-Right!
**[18:41] Beniko**
For now, let's run to the entrance!
**[18:44] Hikari**
Hey! Look!
**[18:45] Marshmallow**
Baboom!
**[18:47] Marshmallow**
We're a wall of mandragoras!
**[18:49] Haruaki**
I had them set up in
front of all the exits!
**[18:52] Hatanaka**
You're actually useful
when uniforms are involved.
**[18:55] Mandragora 2**
You're not getting through!
**[18:58] Noriko**
Hey! Stop stepping on my face, you moron!
**[19:00] Mandragora 2**
Huh?! Shaddap! Unlike you, I have long legs!
**[19:05] Noriko**
What'd you say?! Who do you think
you are, you dumb mandragora?!
**[19:08] Marshmallow**
Who do *you* think you are,
you dumb mandragora?!
**[19:11] Marshmallow**
What school you from, huh?!
**[19:12] Noriko**
You're just a fat radish!
**[19:12] Hijita**
Now's our chance!
**[19:13] Marshmallow**
Shut up, you fake daikon radish!
**[19:15] Kazuo**
Stop that. We're Solanaceae plants.
**[19:16] Haruaki**
I messed up!
**[19:18] Hatanaka**
What are you doing, you useless fool?!
**[19:20] Haruaki**
A man who goes from capable to useless
in 30 seconds. That's me, Haruaki.
**[19:24] Hatanaka**
Hey, Rintarou!
**[19:25] Miki**
Huh?!
**[19:26] Hatanaka**
I'm allowing you to drink just
for today! Go capture them!
**[19:31] Beniko**
We somehow managed to get away.
**[19:34] Hijita**
Yeah. But they're going to all
this trouble for some game cons—
**[19:38] Hijita**
A hand?
**[19:46] Miki**
You ain't gettin' away from me...
**[19:49] Hijita**
Oh, God! They summoned a drunken Miki!
**[19:52] Hayashi**
Little Bro, show him what
a Raijin is made of.
**[19:55] Hikari**
Aye-aye.
**[19:56] Hikari**
I'll drop lighting on that
lighting rod on your head!
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
***SIGN*** Lightning rod
**[20:06] Hatanaka**
Whoa! Abe-sensei's on fire!
**[20:09] Hikari**
Oh, it fell on the bigger lightning rod.
**[20:12] Haruaki**
Mayday! Mayday!
**[20:13] Haruaki**
I'm currently on fire!
**[20:15] Hatanaka**
You moron! Don't repeatedly
tap on the fire alarm!
**[20:17] Hatanaka**
Rintarou! Get the fire extinguisher!
**[20:20] Miki**
I can't drink another drop...
**[20:23] Hatanaka**
Damn it! He's already out of batteries!
**[20:25] Haruaki**
Oh, God! I'm gonna die!
**[20:25] Hikari**
Oh, fine. Little Bro,
use wind to put out the fire.
**[20:30] Hayashi**
Aye-aye.
**[20:32] Beniko**
So, um... which one of you
is actually the little brother?
**[20:35] Marshmallow**
Which is it?
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[20:37] Haruaki**
What? You didn't come here to
steal the midterm questions?!
**[20:41] Hijita**
And you guys were talking about
locking the tests in the safe?
***SIGN*** Burnedaki
**[20:46] Hatanaka**
For crying out loud... You guys could've
just asked for them back normally.
**[20:50] Hatanaka**
Here.
**[20:51] Haruaki**
Well, at least the fire truck didn't show up.
**[20:54] Hatanaka**
Our fire alarm only informs those in the
school building that there's a fire.
**[20:58] Hatanaka**
The ones who hear it call the
fire department, but thankfully...
**[21:05] Hatanaka**
And... they called.
**[21:08] Hatanaka**
Okay, let's run.
**[21:10] All**
Yes, sir!
**[21:14] Yamamoto**
Sir! We couldn't find what caused the fire!
**[21:17] Captain**
What?!
**[21:18] Yamamoto**
But the front door was destroyed!
**[21:20] Captain**
What?!
**[21:21] Captain**
I-I know! Some youkai must've
set off the fire alarm!
**[21:25] Captain**
Yamamoto-kun! Call an exorcist!
**[21:28] Yamamoto**
Roger!
**[21:29] Yamamoto**
Wait, we're also youkai!
**[21:30] Sano**
Say, Nyuudou. Is Hijita...
**[21:32] Nyuudou**
Yeah, he's not back yet.
**[21:37] Sano**
I see. So you were all playing tag at this hour,
and now you're playing hide-and-seek.
**[21:43] Hijita**
Exactly.
**[21:45] Sano**
Pardon me! The ones who pulled
the fire alarm are over here!
**[21:49] Captain**
What?!
**[21:50] Captain**
Come back here!
***SIGN*** Runawayaki
**[21:53] Haruaki**
I'm sorry!
**[21:55] Mamekichi**
Say, Sano-kun.
**[21:56] Mamekichi**
Is there a proverb that fits this situation?
**[21:59] Sano**
Let's see... "Once a fool,
always a fool." I think.
**[22:04] Mamekichi**
Yay, I got just a little smarter again!
# 4 - An Interview with Haruaki?! Here Comes Youkai TV!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[00:04] All**
What?!
**[00:07] Hijita**
Youkai TV 's gonna interview you?!
**[00:11] Haruaki**
They want to do an up-close interview of me
**[00:14] Haruaki**
as the first human teacher at a youkai school.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[00:16] Beniko**
And what's the show called?
**[00:18] Haruaki**
Well...
**[00:20] Haruaki**
It's a documentary show called
*Youkai Autobiographies*.
**[00:24] Hijita**
What?! That's a super famous
show that's been on forever!
**[00:27] Seimei**
Seimei! I really don't think you should do this!
**[00:32] Haruaki**
Huh?! But why?
**[00:33] Haruaki**
That shocked me so much,
I hit my head on the board!
**[00:35] Nyuudou**
You're just gonna embarrass
yourself on national TV.
**[00:40] Haruaki**
Wah, what's your problem with me?!
**[00:43] All**
This right here.
**[00:45] Sano**
Actually, should you even be on TV?
***SIGN*** Scaredy
Cat
***SIGN*** Scaredy
Cat
***SIGN*** Loser
***SIGN*** Loser
**[00:48] Sano**
You're a loser, a scaredy cat,
and you have a uniform fetish.
**[00:51] Sign**
Uniform
Fetish
**[00:51] Sign**
Uniform
Fetish
**[00:53] Sano**
Tons of viewers will probably complain
about you and, worst case,
**[00:56] Sano**
you might get fired.
***SIGN*** Fired
**[00:57] Haruaki**
Such violent words!
**[00:59] Haruaki**
Yeah, I guess I am pretty useless...
**[01:02] Haruaki**
Maybe I'll decline after all.
**[01:05] Hijita**
Oh, fine.
**[01:07] Hijita**
We'll do our best to make you
look like a good teacher on TV.
**[01:12] Hijita**
So make sure you don't
embarrass yourself.
**[01:16] Haruaki**
Right!
**[01:17] Hatanaka**
Er, more importantly, could you not
put a hole in the wall during class?
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Auditorium
***SIGN*** The Following Week
***SIGN*** Episode 4
"An Interview with Haruaki?!
Here Comes Youkai TV!"
**[03:00] Ageha**
Hello!
**[03:02] Ageha**
I'm a director at Youkai TV.
**[03:05] Ageha**
My name is Ageha, and I'm a
youkai called a choukeshin.
**[03:08] Ageha**
This is my AD and my other staff.
**[03:12] Haruaki**
*The AD's scary.*
**[03:14] Ageha**
So after we film your class,
we'd like to see some club activities.
**[03:20] Haruaki**
Oh, sure! I look forward to working with you.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[03:26] Mujina**
I wonder if Seimei's being
interviewed right about now.
**[03:30] Nyuudou**
Who's that?
**[03:31] Tamao**
The former afro guy Mujina
who got a straight perm.
**[03:35] Mamekichi**
Hey, Yanagida. You're awfully shiny today.
**[03:38] Yanagida**
Touch me.
**[03:43] Mamekichi**
Th-This is... silk!
**[03:48] Yanagida**
Today, you can call me an ittan-silk
rather than ittan-momen, kid.
**[03:52] Mamekichi**
Shut up, you dumb silkworm secretion.
**[03:55] Beniko**
Wow, everyone's hyped up.
**[03:58] Hijita**
Seriously...
**[03:59] Hijita**
Guys! Quiet down and
stop getting carried away!
**[04:02] Hijita**
I can't concentrate on my reading!
***SIGN*** Harumph
**[04:04] Hijita**
Harumph!
**[04:05] Beniko**
You're the one who's getting carried away.
**[04:07] Nyuudou**
Seriously? You said this was for Seimei,
but you all just wanted to be on TV!
**[04:14] Tamao**
Actually, I also...
**[04:18] Tamao**
decided to try out being a long-haired cat!
**[04:20] Nyuudou**
What an expensive-looking cat!
**[04:23] Haruaki**
This is my class, Director.
**[04:26] All**
He's here!
**[04:28] Ageha**
Hello, everyone! I look forward
to working with you all today.
**[04:34] Nyuudou**
*That AD's scary.*
**[04:37] Ageha**
* I wonder why there's a*
* hole in the blackboard.*
**[04:41] Haruaki**
Okay, open up your textbooks...
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
**[04:44] Haruaki**
This is...
***SIGN*** Modern
Japanese
**[04:48] Mujina**
What?!
**[04:49] Nyuudou**
Well, that was short-lived.
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform Encyclopedia
**[04:53] Haruaki**
*This is my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia!*
**[04:56] Haruaki**
* Crap! I must've brought it*
* instead of my textbook!*
**[05:00] Haruaki**
* I can understand grabbing the wrong*
* textbook, but this is real bad!*
***SIGN*** Cue card
**[05:05] Haruaki**
* But thankfully, no one*
* seems to have noticed yet.*
**[05:08] Haruaki**
*In that case...*
**[05:09] Haruaki**
Oh, no! I slipped!
**[05:11] Ageha**
What in the world?!
**[05:16] Haruaki**
Dear members of Class 4...
**[05:18] Haruaki**
Someone please lend me your Japanese book!
**[05:21] Hatanaka**
Why did you come to
borrow one from there?!
**[05:29] Haruaki**
Whew, class is finally over...
**[05:31] Haruaki**
I just got a thousand years
knocked off my life.
**[05:34] Mamekichi**
How long do you plan on living?
**[05:37] Ageha**
Abe-sensei! What's the next class?
**[05:40] Haruaki**
Um, next up is...
**[05:44] Haruaki**
Hatanaka-sensei will be helping us
with our next class of spooking.
**[05:49] Hatanaka**
You'll all be doing some actual spooking.
**[05:53] Hatanaka**
Make sure you be careful
and give it your all!
**[05:56] Haruaki**
Yes, sir! I'll give it my all!
**[05:59] Hatanaka**
Er, you won't be spooking, Abe-sensei.
**[06:01] Hatanaka**
Please don't do anything. Just watch.
**[06:03] Ageha**
A human teacher coming along
on a spooking lesson!
**[06:07] Ageha**
This will make excellent footage!
**[06:09] Haruaki**
But if this class will be in Honshu...
Are we hopping on a boat now?
**[06:14] Hatanaka**
Of course not. It'd take more than ten hours.
**[06:17] Hatanaka**
We're going straight from the
classroom. Open the door.
**[06:24] Haruaki**
A-An abandoned building?!
**[06:28] Hatanaka**
So, as you can see,
we're not at school anymore.
**[06:32] Hatanaka**
We're in a shopping district on Honshu.
***SIGN*** Exciting Shopping District
**[06:35] Hatanaka**
The principal used his youkai magic to connect
that classroom with this place in Honshu.
***SIGN*** We Were
Here
***SIGN*** Now We're
Here
**[06:41] Japan**
Wow!
**[06:42] Haruaki**
You guys could've told me that earlier...
**[06:46] Haruaki**
I came here by boat my first day.
**[06:48] Hatanaka**
If we had, you would've run off your first day.
**[06:50] Haruaki**
T-True!
**[06:52] Haruaki**
Oh, could we cut this part out?
**[06:54] Ageha**
Sure! Leave it to us.
**[06:56] Hatanaka**
Now, then.
**[06:57] Hatanaka**
This should be the first hands-on
practice for all of you.
**[07:00] Hatanaka**
This shopping district's been shuttered,
so there aren't a lot of people around.
**[07:04] Hatanaka**
It's the perfect place for
your first hands-on practice.
**[07:07] Hatanaka**
By the way, Abe-sensei might be human,
but he's not a suitable target to spook.
**[07:11] Hatanaka**
Do you know why?
**[07:12] Haruaki**
I'm not?
**[07:14] Mamekichi**
I do! It's because he doesn't have any friends!
**[07:17] Haruaki**
M-M-M-M-M-M-Maizuka-kun!
**[07:20] Hatanaka**
You're half correct.
**[07:22] Haruaki**
Hey! Don't keep talking as if
I really don't have any friends!
**[07:26] Hatanaka**
Do you, though?
**[07:27] Haruaki**
No, I don't.
**[07:30] Hijita**
I know! Because he's a perv!
**[07:32] Beniko**
I know! Because he's so pathetic to look at!
**[07:34] Sano**
I know. He spreads misfortune.
**[07:36] Haruaki**
Uh, hey! You're all just
slandering me left and right!
**[07:39] Utagawa**
Um... Because even if you spook
him, he'll have no one to tell?
**[07:44] Hatanaka**
Exactly, Utagawa.
**[07:46] Hatanaka**
You can spook all you want, but there's
no point if word of it doesn't spread.
**[07:50] Child**
Mommy! Ghosts!
**[07:51] Hatanaka**
For that same reason, no small children, either.
**[07:53] Hatanaka**
No one will believe them.
**[07:55] Haruaki**
I see!
**[07:57] Hatanaka**
And no elderly, pregnant,
or ill-looking people, either.
**[08:01] Haruaki**
I guess you have to be really
careful about spooking.
**[08:05] Hatanaka**
Okay, first up...
**[08:06] Hatanaka**
Let's have the class reps, Utagawa
and Nyuudou, give it a try.
**[08:10] Haruaki**
I'll send you guys good vibes so it'll go well.
**[08:15] Nyuudou**
Please don't. I feel like your
vibes will just mess us up.
**[08:25] Utagawa**
Hey, look! How about those people?
**[08:28] Rando guy A**
By the way, what happened
with your other girlfriend?
**[08:31] Rando guy B**
Oh, her? I dumped her ages
ago. She's broke as hell.
**[08:35] Nyuudou**
Wow, what a piece of shit.
This'll make it easy.
**[08:39] Utagawa and Nyuudou**
Okay!
**[08:41] Utagawa**
Excuse me.
**[08:42] Utagawa**
Could you give me directions?
**[08:45] Rando guy A**
Well, where do you wanna go?
I'll take you there myself!
**[08:49] Utagawa**
Really? In that case...
**[08:53] Utagawa**
Could you take me to the River Styx?
**[09:01] Rando guy A**
A ghost!
**[09:02] Rando guy A**
Someone get a shaman!
**[09:03] Rando guy B**
You dumbass! What good would
it be talking to ghosts?!
**[09:05] Rando guy A**
Ow.
**[09:07] Nyuudou**
Boo.
**[09:12] Nyuudou**
If you don't treat girls better,
you might get a visitor by your pillow.
**[09:19] Both**
Yeah!
**[09:20] Hatanaka**
Fantastic work, you two.
**[09:22] Haruaki**
I'm really glad I'm not a
good target for spooking.
**[09:27] Mujina**
Damn you, Nyuudou.
How dare you get all the praise?
**[09:31] Hatanaka**
In that case, Mujina,
you and Hijita can go next.
**[09:34] Mujina**
Leave it to me!
**[09:36] Mujina**
I'll do a much better job spooking
than that cocky narcissist!
***SIGN*** The Cocky
Narcissist
***SIGN*** The Cocky
Narcissist
**[09:42] Small Old Man**
The cocky narcissist.
**[09:45] Nyuudou**
Huh?
**[09:49] Hijita**
Hey, Mujina, your mom's over there.
**[09:52] Mujina**
You saying that just because
we have the same hair?
**[09:55] Mujina**
Let's go!
**[09:57] Hijita and Mujina**
Excuse me.
**[10:00] Hijita and Mujina**
Hello!
**[10:06] Old Lady**
Well, well...
***SIGN*** Tanaka's
Salt
**[10:09] Old Lady**
Hi-yah!
**[10:12] Hijita**
What's the big idea, you old hag?!
**[10:14] Old Lady**
I'm no ordinary old lady!
**[10:17] Old Lady**
I'm an exorcist old lady that
some high school kids hired!
***SIGN*** "Some high school kids"
**[10:22] Old lady**
Curse you, evil spirits!
I'll exterminate you!
**[10:25] Hijita and Mujina**
You seem way more like the evil
spirit here, you old hag!
***SIGN*** Exciting Shopping District
**[10:31] Hijita**
Please stop!
**[10:33] Mujina**
No, I can't!
**[10:36] Hijita**
And so we played tag with everything
we had for about ten kilometers.
**[10:41] Hatanaka**
Where's the old lady?
**[10:43] Mujina**
We managed to seal her away.
**[10:48] Nyuudou**
Don't sweat it.
**[10:49] Mujina**
Shut up!
**[10:51] Hatanaka**
Okay, next up, we have highest
attendance, Akisame, and...
**[10:56] Tamao**
* Let it be someone cute.*
* Let it be someone cute.*
**[10:57] Tamao**
* Let it be someone cute. Let it be*
* someone cute. Let it be someone cute!*
**[11:04] Mamekichi**
Ain't I a cutie?
**[11:06] Tamao**
Sure.
**[11:07] HS girl A**
What? No way!
**[11:10] HS girl B**
Nuh-uh! You can't hide it!
**[11:12] Mamekichi**
Hey, Akisame-kun. Some high
school girls are coming over.
**[11:15] Tamao**
Heck yeah! Let's do this, Mame!
**[11:18] Mamekichi**
Wow, you're pumped.
**[11:20] HS girl A**
Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
**[11:23] HS girl B**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Hiss
**[11:25] Tamao**
*Hey, look! I'm a nekomata!*
**[11:27] HS girl A**
Oh, my gosh! A kitty!
**[11:29] HS girl B**
Wow! It has two tails! That's amazing!
**[11:34] Mamekichi**
Tanukis are charming, too!
**[11:37] HS girl A**
Ooh! A tanuki, too!
**[11:39] HS girl B**
It's so cute and fluffy!
**[11:41] Haruaki**
They just seem to enjoy being doted on.
**[11:45] Hatanaka**
I guess I'll be giving
those two extra homework.
**[11:49] Hatanaka**
Okay, next. Mikoto Sano.
**[11:54] Hatanaka**
And, I know. Why don't you
go with him, Abe-sensei?
**[11:58] Haruaki**
Huh? Me?
**[11:59] Sano**
Wha?! Why do I have to go with him?
**[12:02] Haruaki**
Yay! Do I get to spook people,
too? That sounds fun!
**[12:05] Ageha**
That's a great idea! We'll get it all on film.
**[12:10] Hatanaka**
Just in case.
**[12:17] Haruaki**
Come to think of it, you don't use
youkai magic at all, Sano-kun.
**[12:21] Sano**
I'm not good at controlling my youkai magic.
**[12:30] Sano**
Remember what Miki said in class before?
**[12:33] Sano**
Zashiki and I are the types
**[12:34] Sano**
that can use our youkai magic
just by willing it in our hearts.
**[12:40] Small Old Man**
Sano-kun in middle school.
**[12:43] Sano**
I was never able to really
control my heart well enough.
**[12:48] Haruaki**
Don't worry, Sano-kun!
**[12:51] Haruaki**
If all else fails, I'll use my exorcism
powers to exorcise your youkai magic.
**[12:57] Haruaki**
See? I even brought a uniform for
a dress-up doll to get motivated.
**[13:05] Sano**
Say that once you can actually use
your exorcism powers properly.
**[13:09] Sano**
Come on. Let's get this over with.
**[13:11] Haruaki**
Wait for me, Sano-kun!
**[13:15] Male Owner**
You're so full of energy, Todoroki.
**[13:17] Todoroki**
Sure am.
**[13:22] Sano**
*I'll make this as mild as possible.*
**[13:26] Male Owner**
What's wrong, Todoroki?
**[13:27] Male Owner**
Todoroki! Where are you going?!
**[13:30] Sano**
I did it, but that was a bit lame.
**[13:33] Haruaki**
S-Sano-kun...
**[13:37] Haruaki**
Todoroki is heading this way!
**[13:40] Sano**
That's not due to my youkai magic.
**[13:46] Todoroki**
You're mine!
**[13:51] Haruaki**
That was a close one!
***SIGN*** G
y
a
a
a
a
a
a
h
**[13:55] Haruaki**
I blame being born under an unlucky star!
**[13:59] Working lady**
About the documents for the next meeting...
**[14:03] Haruaki**
Hello!
***SIGN*** Hello!!!
**[14:05] Hatanaka**
A-Are you all right, Abe-sensei?
**[14:08] Haruaki**
If I look all right to you right now,
**[14:09] Haruaki**
you might want to get your
glasses prescription renewed.
**[14:13] Sano**
There, I scared them.
**[14:15] Haruaki**
I'm the one you scared, actually!
**[14:24] Hatanaka**
Well, anyway... Why not try scaring
people without hurting them?
**[14:29] Sano**
Without hurting them...
**[14:32] Haruaki**
Yeah. For example, a paranormal
phenomenon or a poltergeist.
**[14:42] HS girl**
Help! Police!
**[14:44] Hatanaka**
Hey, wait a second!
**[14:45] Haruaki**
Wait, Hatanaka-sensei!
**[14:47] Haruaki**
Don't chase after a high school
girl looking like this!
**[14:50] Sano**
At least I didn't hurt you.
**[14:53] Both**
You deeply hurt our hearts and our pride!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[15:06] Ageha**
Great job on your outdoor class.
**[15:08] Ageha**
We got some great footage of it!
**[15:11] Ageha**
Let's do the club activities
interview after this!
**[15:14] Haruaki**
Er, um... Please make sure to
cut out any risque footage.
**[15:19] Mujina**
This isn't looking too good.
**[15:22] Beniko**
And they definitely didn't get any
footage of him actually being useful.
**[15:25] Beniko**
Because he wasn't useful.
**[15:27] Hijita**
We told him not to embarrass himself...
**[15:30] Tamao**
Is there anything we can do?
**[15:32] Hijita**
Oh, fine. Let's roll up our
sleeves and help him out.
**[15:35] Beniko**
You gonna turn to mud if
you roll them up too much?
**[15:37] Hijita**
No!
**[15:38] Hijita**
Listen... Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[15:44] Sano**
*What are they plotting?*
**[15:47] Ageha**
So you're usually the advisor
for the biology club?
**[15:51] Haruaki**
Yes.
**[15:52] Haruaki**
Or, well, I water the mandragoras
and feed the human-faced fish.
**[15:59] Ageha**
I hear you've named the
mandragora you take care of.
**[16:04] Haruaki**
Yes!
**[16:05] Haruaki**
I brought a few of them from
the mandragora garden today.
**[16:08] Marshmallow**
We're mandragoras.
**[16:10] Haruaki**
This one is Noriko, and that handsome one
over there that looks like an idol is Kazuo.
**[16:14] Haruaki**
Oh, and this one with the
marshmallow body is Marshmallow.
**[16:17] Ageha**
*Yup. Can't tell them apart.*
**[16:20] Hijita**
Well, well. You look like you're having fun.
**[16:23] Ageha**
What?
**[16:24] Hijita**
Mind if we join you?
**[16:27] Ageha**
Wh-Who are you?
**[16:29] Hijita**
Who are we? We're clearly
delinquents surrounding you.
**[16:32] Hijita**
Can't you tell?
**[16:33] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan and the others are
purposely playing bad guys
**[16:37] Mamekichi**
who get defeated to make
Seimei-kun look better.
**[16:39] Sano**
Those are some old-school
delinquents, that's for sure.
**[16:42] Mamekichi**
As for Seimei-kun...
**[16:44] Mamekichi**
Hey! He turned into a sheep
being targeted by wolves.
**[16:48] Haruaki**
H-H-H-H-Hijita-kun and
the others have gone bad!
**[16:51] Haruaki**
They're gonna kill me!
**[16:53] Mamekichi**
I know how he looks, but it's just Hiji-tan.
**[16:56] Mamekichi**
The same Hiji-tan who bawls his eyes
out reading shojo manga sometimes.
**[16:59] Mamekichi**
What's so scary about him?
**[17:01] Haruaki**
I-I'm sorry. Delinquents are the one
thing I absolutely can't deal with...
**[17:06] Haruaki**
They're scarier than bandits or robbers.
**[17:10] Sano**
Bandits and robbers are definitely scarier.
***SIGN*** Script
**[17:13] Nyuudou**
Hey, do you really have time to
be scared, Cow Lick-sensei?
***SIGN*** Script
**[17:17] Beniko**
You better hurry up and reform us,
***SIGN*** Script
***SIGN*** Script
***SIGN*** Script
**[17:19] Beniko**
or we're gonna take money
from the guys in Class 3.
**[17:22] Class 3**
S-Save us!
***SIGN*** Fire
**[17:25] Mamekichi**
Oh, no! They're not delinquents!
They're robbers!
**[17:28] Haruaki**
Y-You shouldn't do that! Bad!
**[17:32] Sano**
Stop scolding them so poorly! Bad!
**[17:37] Haruaki**
Yeah, so if you keep getting yelled
at, you're gonna end up like him.
**[17:44] All**
We're sorry!
**[17:47] Ageha**
Amazing! Abe-sensei's words have made
these delinquents turn over a new leaf!
**[17:52] Sano**
*This TV crew is pretty stupid.*
**[17:57] Hijita**
We'll live proper lives from now on.
**[17:59] Tamao**
I'll wear a helmet when I ride my bike.
**[18:02] Mujina**
I'll go back to my afro.
**[18:03] Nyuudou**
Huh? Uh... I-I'll try to
get into Tokyo University.
**[18:06] Beniko**
Hmm... I can't think of anything. Tee-hee.
**[18:08] Sano**
*This is so half-assed.*
**[18:10] Ageha**
Okay, let's get back on track with
the club activities interview.
**[18:15] Haruaki**
Well, I guess I can talk about the time when
the mandragora Noriko fought a wild tiger...
**[18:20] Mamekichi**
Huh? Seimei-kun, one's missing.
**[18:23] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[18:26] Ageha**
Hey, isn't that it?
**[18:28] Marshmallow**
Yahoo!
**[18:31] Haruaki**
Marshmallow!
**[18:41] Haruaki**
Marshmallow!
**[18:51] Sano**
Damn it...
**[18:53] Sano**
You need to think things
through, you dumbass!
**[18:58] Hijita**
Not that we're in any place to talk.
**[19:01] Beniko**
Seimei's recklessness is contagious.
**[19:05] Haruaki**
G-Guys...
**[19:08] Haruaki**
Thank you!
**[19:10] All**
You're welcome!
***SIGN*** Fire
**[19:14] Kurahashi**
But we can't pull them up by ourselves.
**[19:19] Odawara**
Where the heck did Oota,
Yanagida, and Maeda go?!
**[19:24] Fujihira**
They're in the bathroom. Someone call—
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
**[19:28] AD**
Leave it to me.
**[19:31] Mandragoras**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[19:33] Haruaki**
W-We're saved...
**[19:35] Hijita**
I was reunited with my
dead grandma for a sec.
**[19:37] Beniko**
Your grandma's still alive, though.
**[19:42] AD**
You really showed some courage, kids.
**[19:46] Mujina**
Huh? The AD's awesome.
**[19:49] Nyuudou**
He's got the dignity of a producer.
**[19:58] Sano**
Jeez... I get how you feel,
but don't push yourself too much.
**[20:03] Sano**
You're shortening *my* lifespan.
**[20:05] Haruaki**
Sano-kun...
**[20:08] Haruaki**
It wasn't much, but...
**[20:10] Haruaki**
I peed a little.
***SIGN*** Q: Lastly, how would you like to spend the rest
of your time at the youkai school?
**[20:14] Haruaki**
* Well... I want to better myself*
* along with my youkai students.*
**[20:21] Narration**
*The human teacher Haruaki Abe.*
**[20:24] Narration**
* He would continue to better himself*
* as he teaches at the youkai school.*
**[20:32] Haruaki**
Hey, how was yesterday's show?
Didn't I look awesome?!
**[20:37] Sano**
"Better myself," my ass!
**[20:40] Sano**
Man, that acting was infuriating.
**[20:42] Hijita**
Even if we didn't work so hard, they edited the
hell out of you to seem like a skilled teacher.
**[20:47] Hijita**
It's actually infuriating.
**[20:49] Haruaki**
B-But I heard the ratings were great, too.
**[20:52] Nyuudou**
Yeah, yeah. You've already told us.
**[20:56] Haruaki**
Oh, sorry. I've got a phone call.
**[21:01] Haruaki**
Hello, Ame? It's been a while!
**[21:04] Haruaki**
Thanks for those talismans.
**[21:06] Ameaki**
I was wondering what was going on since
you suddenly asked for talismans.
**[21:11] Ameaki**
* But to think you'd become a*
* teacher a youkai school...*
**[21:15] Haruaki**
Yup. I think I'm more surprised
than anyone else.
**[21:20] Ameaki**
Oh, yeah.
**[21:22] Ameaki**
In return for those talismans,
I wanted to ask a favor.
**[21:27] Haruaki**
A festival?
**[21:28] Haruaki**
Oh, I guess it is that time of year...
**[21:31] Haruaki**
Yeah, sure. That should be fine.
**[21:36] Haruaki**
Okay, I'll head home to Osaka this weekend.
**[21:40] Beniko**
Hey, did you hear that?
**[21:41] Hijita**
Yeah, Haruaki's going home
to his parents' place.
**[21:45] Sano**
Hey, don't tell me you guys are
planning on tagging along.
**[21:50] All**
You bet your ass we are.
**[21:53] Haruaki**
Yeah, everything's going well.
**[21:55] Haruaki**
They even did a special feature
on me on Youkai TV yesterday.
**[21:59] Haruaki**
I'll show you a recording
of it when I get home.
**[22:03] Haruaki**
No, really! I'm serious!
**[22:05] Haruaki**
You've gotta believe me!
**[22:07] Haruaki**
I can do it if I try!
# 5 - I Know. Let's Go to Sensei's Family Home.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:02] Sano**
We asked Miki for your family home's address.
**[00:05] Sano**
We're currently on a Shinkansen
bound for Shin-Osaka.
**[00:08] Haruaki**
*Wait, wait... How does that even happen?!*
**[00:11] Haruaki**
* You know very well that I'd be in a lot of*
* trouble if people found out who my family is!*
**[00:16] Sano**
I'll just have everyone do
some touristy stuff in Osaka,
**[00:19] Sano**
then tell them I lost the paper with
the address on it, and we'll head home.
**[00:22] Sano**
So don't go to any touristy spots.
**[00:25] Haruaki**
Okay... I got that, but something's off.
**[00:29] Sano**
*Huh?*
**[00:30] Haruaki**
Well, it's weird that you're
being so nice to me, Sano-kun!
**[00:34] Haruaki**
*Go on! Get mad! Yell at me, you dumb Sano-kun!*
**[00:38] Sano**
Listen here...
**[00:41] Sano**
* You'd better not be messing with*
* me just because I'm not nearby.*
**[00:50] Sano**
I take back everything I said.
**[00:53] Sano**
We'll be there in a few hours,
**[00:54] Sano**
so wash your dumb cowlick and wait,
you failure of a teacher!
**[00:57] Haruaki**
Huh? Wait, that was a joke...
**[01:01] Haruaki**
He hung up.
**[01:04] Haruaki**
Now I've done it!
**[01:06] Haruaki**
I've summoned the demon lord!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
"I Know. Let's Go to
Sensei's Family Home."
**[02:49] Hijita**
Okay, we ate, so let's get going.
**[02:52] Mamekichi**
But Beniko-chan went to the ladies'
room and hasn't come back yet.
**[02:56] Beniko**
And I keep telling you
I'm here with someone!
**[03:00] Flirt 2**
Oh, who cares about them? Come play with us.
**[03:04] Beniko**
Hey, you guys! Say something!
**[03:10] Hijita**
Congrats, Beni-chan. You're in your prime.
**[03:13] Beniko**
Don't make me knock you out, Hijita!
**[03:14] Beniko**
Don't be jealous just because you're gonna
die a virgin who never hit his prime!
**[03:19] Hijita**
N-N-N-N-Never?!
**[03:21] Flirt 1**
N-Now, now...
**[03:22] Sano**
Hijita, go save her already.
**[03:25] Mamekichi**
You're embarrassing *us* here.
**[03:27] Hijita**
Aw, hell... Okay, fine, damn it.
**[03:31] Amaaki**
Hey.
**[03:34] Amaaki**
Let her go already.
**[03:38] Beniko**
S-Seimei?
**[03:40] Flirt 1**
Who the hell are you?
**[03:42] Flirt 1**
Who d'ya think you are?
Don't make us kick your ass!
**[03:45] Amaaki**
Huh?
**[03:48] Amaaki**
Kick whose ass?
**[03:50] Three**
Barf...
**[03:52] Amaaki**
Come on. If you're gonna flirt with anyone,
**[03:54] Amaaki**
go flirt with that hottie over there.
**[03:56] Flirt 1**
Huh? Oh, come on. That's a bit...
***SIGN*** Get over there...
**[04:03] Sign**
Would you like to get some tea, miss?
**[04:05] Old lady**
Try again when you're actually hot.
**[04:10] Amaaki**
You okay?
**[04:11] Beniko**
Huh?! Y-Yeah...
**[04:14] Amaaki**
Well, good.
**[04:19] Mamekichi**
You dumb doppelganger!
**[04:20] Mamekichi**
How can you sully our Seimei-kun
by having him do awesome deeds?!
**[04:25] Amaaki**
Wha... What's your problem?!
**[04:26] Mamekichi**
Shut up!
**[04:27] Mamekichi**
In the first place, Seimei-kun would
never wear such fancy clothes!
**[04:31] Amaaki**
Huh?
**[04:32] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun wears clothes that his mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
**[04:36] Mamekichi**
Yeah! I said it!
**[04:38] Haruaki**
Oh, there you are!
**[04:39] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[04:42] Sano**
Seimei!
**[04:43] Haruaki**
I'm sorry about earlier!
**[04:45] Haruaki**
It was really just a little joke! Don't be mad!
**[04:49] Sano**
You're so gross!
**[04:50] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[04:53] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[04:55] Sano**
So...
**[04:58] Sano**
I didn't expect you to have a twin.
**[05:00] Haruaki**
Yeah. He's my older brother, Amaaki.
**[05:02] Haruaki**
And I'm Haruaki.
**[05:04] Haruaki**
So, Ame, these are all my students.
**[05:08] Haruaki**
The one in this plastic bottle, too.
**[05:10] Hijita**
Why the hell am I currently cocoa?!
**[05:12] Beniko**
What were we supposed to do?
This car only seats five.
**[05:15] Mamekichi**
You could've just ridden on Sano-kun's lap.
**[05:18] Hijita**
Like I'd ever do anything that gross!
**[05:22] Mamekichi**
Hey, you! What's with that attitude?!
**[05:25] Beniko**
Like you can talk.
You're the one who punched him.
**[05:28] Haruaki**
Sorry. I think Ame's always hated
ghosts and youkai and stuff.
**[05:34] Sano**
You don't handle them very well yourself.
**[05:36] Haruaki**
What I really can't handle are middle
schoolers hanging out at convenience stores.
**[05:42] Mamekichi**
By the way, Seimei-kun,
the clothes you're wearing...
**[05:46] Haruaki**
Huh? I don't really get clothes or fashion,
**[05:49] Haruaki**
so I'm just wearing a shirt that mom
bought during a three-for-1,000-yen deal.
**[05:52] Mamekichi**
I see!
**[05:54] Mamekichi**
I love you, Seimei-kun!
**[05:59] Haruaki**
This is my home.
**[06:01] Mamekichi**
Wow, look at that gate!
**[06:05] Sano**
*A torii gate...*
**[06:07] Haruaki**
I explained everything to my mom.
**[06:09] Haruaki**
My dad left for work early this morning,
so I'll explain it to him later.
**[06:13] Haruaki**
So don't wor—
**[06:13] Dad**
Haru! You came home!
**[06:18] Haruaki**
Budapest!
**[06:19] Dad**
That's the capital of Hungary!
**[06:21] Mamekichi**
Huh? Who's that, Seimei-kun?
**[06:23] Haruaki**
It's just some ghost that's bound here!
**[06:25] Haruaki**
It's been wandering around here
lately and bothering people.
**[06:29] Mom**
Haru.
**[06:31] Mom**
Are your students here?
**[06:35] Mom**
Oh, my! What happened, sweet—
**[06:38] Haruaki**
Tofu!
**[06:39] Haruaki**
Mom! I'd love some miso soup with sweet tofu!
**[06:43] Mom**
Oh, really?
**[06:46] Haruaki**
I told you! It's a secret to my
students that my house is a shrine!
**[06:50] Mom**
Oh! Right! My lips are sealed!
**[06:54] Mom**
Okay, everyone. Please come in.
**[06:57] Sano**
Er... Are we just gonna
leave this guy in the road?
**[07:00] Mom**
He's, uh...
**[07:02] Mom**
a fairy that's been living
in our house for ages.
**[07:05] Mom**
You know, like the one in urban legends.
**[07:07] Mom**
He's like the small old man.
**[07:11] Small old man**
The Small Old Man. Apparently, something
good will happen if you see one.
***SIGN*** "Small Old Man"
**[07:15] Hijita**
Er, what we're seeing is clearly
a normal, big, old guy.
**[07:19] Mom**
Oh, my! That must mean you'll
be billionaires in the future!
**[07:24] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
For real?!
**[07:25] Mom**
For real, for real.
**[07:26] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
That's awesome!
**[07:28] Haruaki and Sano**
*They actually believe her.*
**[07:31] Sano**
They definitely seem like your parents.
**[07:33] Haruaki**
Right?
**[07:38] Mom**
I've never seen Haru with anyone
other than Ame! I'm so happy!
**[07:42] Haruaki**
Mom, they're not "people." They're youkai.
**[07:46] Mamekichi**
Ma'am, what was Seimei-kun
like when he was little?
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Mamaaki
**[07:50] Mom**
He was exactly the same as he is now.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[07:53] Mom**
Even when he was a baby.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mom**
Sweetie! Ame stood up!
***SIGN*** Ame
**[08:00] (Flashback) Mom**
You're almost there, Haru.
**[08:02] (Flashback) Dad**
You've got this!
**[08:03] (Flashback) Neighbor**
Sorry! The wind blew my laundry over here!
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
***SIGN*** Haru
**[08:11] (Flashback) Mom**
Haru stood—
**[08:12] (Flashback) Mom and Dad**
He's walking!
**[08:15] Mom**
And then he gallantly went to pick up
the sailor uniform that blew over.
**[08:19] Hijita**
Seriously... Did something happen with
you and uniforms in your past life?
**[08:25] Mom**
So, is Haru...
**[08:27] Dad**
Pardon me...
**[08:30] Mom**
...doing a good job as a teacher?
**[08:32] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
*Huh? A good job?*
***SIGN*** Modern
Japanese
**[08:37] Hijita**
I mean... he doesn't lose hope when
I throw mud at him during class.
**[08:41] Beniko**
He doesn't lose hope when his
fellow teachers try to kill him.
**[08:46] Mamekichi**
He doesn't lose hope for tons
of other reasons, either.
**[08:49] Mom**
Wow! Haru must be really tough!
**[08:52] Haruaki**
*Ugh! All my memories suck!*
**[08:56] Amaaki**
See? I told you.
**[09:00] Amaaki**
Haru's not capable of being a teacher.
**[09:03] Mom**
Ame! How could you say that?
**[09:05] Amaaki**
Hey, Mom. *Hermondes* is on TV.
**[09:09] Mom**
Oh, I almost forgot!
**[09:11] Mom**
*Hermondes*! *Hermondes*!
**[09:14] Amaaki**
Hey, blondie.
**[09:16] Amaaki**
You know most of the details, don't you?
**[09:18] Amaaki**
Haru and youkai don't go well together.
**[09:22] Sano**
You're right.
**[09:23] Amaaki**
Which means...
**[09:26] Amaaki**
Go on. Get outta here.
**[09:29] Hijita; Mamekichi; Beniko**
What's the big idea?!
**[09:30] Amaaki**
I'm gonna make him quit school.
**[09:33] Haruaki**
You're not the boss of me!
**[09:36] Amaaki**
In the end, humans and youkai...
**[09:38] Amaaki**
live in completely separate worlds.
**[09:41] Amaaki**
Never come close to Haru again.
**[09:46] Mamekichi**
Hey! Don't mess with us, Doppel!
**[09:53] Sano**
That's too bad. I bought five different
kinds of uniforms as a gift...
**[09:59] Sano**
I guess I can't give them to you now.
**[10:02] Haruaki**
S-Sano-kun...
**[10:07] Haruaki**
Is that... true, Sa—
**[10:13] Sano**
All right. Let's head home.
**[10:15] Haruaki**
Huh?! Hey, wait—
**[10:17] Small Old Man**
Thank you for watching!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
**[10:19] Small Old Man**
Please look forward to seeing
Haruaki-sensei in the next life!
**[10:22] Haruaki**
Wait! Don't end the show!
**[10:24] Haruaki**
Please have some hope for me in this life still!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
***SIGN*** Thank you
for watching!!
***SIGN*** Please look forward to
seeing Haruaki-sensei
in the next life!!
**[10:29] Haruaki**
It'll go on a little bit longer.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:38] Haruaki**
Ame! How could you do that to all of them?
**[10:41] Amaaki**
This is for your sake.
**[10:43] Amaaki**
If you truly care about them,
then you shouldn't go back.
**[10:48] Hijita**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Mame
again
**[10:50] Hijita**
Maybe chill with that brother
complex of yours, dude.
**[10:53] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun! Maizuka-kun!
**[11:00] Haruaki**
Ame?!
**[11:02] Amaaki**
Youkai... Youkai...
**[11:04] Haruaki**
I had no idea Ame had this
much trouble around youkai...
**[11:08] Mom**
I'm sorry Ame was so rude to you.
**[11:12] Mom**
Honestly, where did his
brother complex go wrong?
**[11:15] Haruaki**
I know he's doing this for my sake, but...
**[11:19] Haruaki**
Ame would always pick fights
with so many people, so...
**[11:24] (Flashback) Student 1**
I heard the Abe brothers
punched a third-year senpai.
**[11:27] (Flashback) Student 2**
Yikes! Better stay away.
***SIGN*** Let's go,
Haru
**[11:28] Amaaki**
Let's go, Haru
**[11:29] (Flashback) Haruaki**
H-Huh?!
**[11:31] Haruaki**
I wasn't able to make any friends.
**[11:34] All**
That's unfortunate.
**[11:37] Mom**
Oh, right! I have a request for all of you.
**[11:41] Mom**
Our shri—
***SIGN*** Wisteria
Festival
***SIGN*** Abe
Shrine
**[11:43] Mom**
Ahem. The shrine next door
is having a festival tonight,
***SIGN*** Abe Shrine
**[11:47] Mom**
so I was wondering if you
could help with the stalls.
**[11:50] Haruaki**
I also came home to help with those...
**[11:53] Haruaki**
But considering the state Ame's in,
**[11:55] Haruaki**
it'd be great if you guys could help.
**[12:03] Mamekichi**
So many stalls!
**[12:05] Haruaki**
I'd like you guys to help with the
yoyo fishing and the shooting game.
**[12:09] Mamekichi**
I wanna do the shooting game.
**[12:10] Hijita**
Me, too!
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[12:12] Beniko**
But man, these prizes
sure don't motivate you.
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[12:16] Beniko**
Do you even get customers?
**[12:18] Mandragora**
Oh, no!
**[12:18] Mamekichi**
Then let's include some of these mandragoras
randomly growing around here as prizes, too!
**[12:22] Haruaki**
Do those just grow wherever?!
**[12:25] Mamekichi**
See? Isn't this much better?
**[12:27] Mandragoras**
Just try and hit us!
**[12:30] Haruaki**
In that case...
**[12:32] Mandragora**
Pathetic!
**[12:33] Haruaki**
This is impossible!
**[12:35] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun, any idea how to make this more fun?
**[12:39] Sano**
Well...
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[12:42] Sano**
Why not make it point-based?
Make a target, like this.
**[12:46] Haruaki**
Hey.
**[12:47] Sano**
What? You want me to add
a target to your crotch, too?
**[12:52] Haruaki**
Hey.
**[12:53] Hijita**
Well, we can use mud balls so it doesn't hurt.
**[12:56] Hijita**
Then Haruaki won't have
anything to complain about.
**[12:58] Haruaki**
I have nothing but complaints!
**[13:02] Beniko**
Hey, Seimei, watch out.
**[13:04] Haruaki**
Your warning's a bit late!
**[13:06] Beniko**
Heck yeah! I won a Chuiwich!
**[13:08] Haruaki**
Hey! The crowd's going to be here soon.
***SIGN*** Baby Castella
***SIGN*** Shooting
Game
**[13:11] Haruaki**
Also, we're not at youkai school
right now, so no doing youkai things!
***SIGN*** Spiral Potatoes
**[13:15] Sano**
I didn't do anything youkai-ish.
**[13:17] Haruaki**
True. But you also did
the most inhuman thing.
**[13:32] Haruaki**
What's with this lineup?
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[13:34] Sano**
Are you feeling better?
**[13:36] Amaaki**
I can't sleep on my mom's lap forever.
**[13:39] Amaaki**
And I don't want to rely on you youkai, either.
**[13:42] Sano**
Oh, I see.
**[13:43] Haruaki**
Er, I'll go buy us something
to eat. What do you guys want?
**[13:47] Amaaki**
Thanks, Haru. I'll have yakisoba.
**[13:50] Sano**
A candied apple, baby castella,
cotton candy, takoyaki,
**[13:54] Sano**
a chocolate banana, and a spiral potato.
**[13:56] Amaaki**
Hey, show some restraint.
**[14:03] Amaaki**
*Crap. I'm alone with a yakubyougami.*
**[14:07] Amaaki**
Damn it... If only I had the power
to exorcise demons, like Haru!
**[14:12] Sano**
You don't have the power to exorcise demons?
**[14:15] Amaaki**
It's not just me.
**[14:17] Amaaki**
The power to exorcise demons was
passed down through generations,
**[14:21] Amaaki**
but it got weaker with each one
as the bloodline got thinner.
**[14:23] Amaaki**
Our shrine is also just a normal shrine.
***SIGN*** Wagyu Steak Skewers
**[14:27] Sano**
I thought it was a bit weird
that Mame and the others
**[14:29] Sano**
didn't seem to notice
anything at this shrine.
**[14:32] Sano**
That must be why.
**[14:35] Sano**
But in that case, what's the
deal with Seimei's powers?
**[14:39] Sano**
He definitely doesn't seem to be weak.
**[14:41] Amaaki**
That's because...
**[14:43] Amaaki**
Apparently, Haru received a stronger
version of our family's powers at birth.
**[14:49] Amaaki**
A long time ago...
**[14:52] (Flashback) Dad**
Ame...
**[14:55] (Flashback) Dad**
Don't go near that door.
**[14:58] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Why?
**[14:59] (Flashback) Dad**
There's a super scary youkai in there.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Amaaki**
A youkai?! I-Is it strong?
***SIGN*** Grandpaaki
**[15:06] Dad**
Your great-grandfather just
barely managed to seal it away.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Dad**
The only one who can defeat it is probably
one of our super powerful ancestors.
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
**[15:27] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Dad! The door's broken!
**[15:34] (Flashback) Dad and Amaaki**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[15:42] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[15:45] Small Old Man**
Shunoban.
**[15:46] Small Old Man**
If you run into this guy, he'll steal
your soul, like the Grim Reaper.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Amaaki**
I-I've gotta run!
**[16:04] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
There's trouble! Big trouble!
**[16:09] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Huh? It won't open.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Amaaki**
H-Haru!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame! Open up!
**[16:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Come on, Ame!
**[16:17] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Open up!
**[16:22] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Haru!
**[16:24] (Flashback) Amaaki**
Ru—
**[16:25] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Jeez, don't be so mean!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Oh, you're supposed to pull
on this door, not push.
**[16:47] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ame! This is huge!
**[16:49] (Flashback) Haruaki**
There's a super cute uniform on TV!
**[16:52] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Let's watch together!
**[16:54] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Come on! Come on!
**[16:59] Amaaki**
When Haru was little, he mixed
our dad's Kansai dialect
**[17:02] Amaaki**
and our mom's Tokyo dialect
together and sounded super weird.
**[17:07] Amaaki**
But that was another dumb thing
that made him stupidly cute and...
**[17:11] Sano**
* Pretty sure that wasn't the*
* moral of this flashback.*
**[17:16] Sano**
Then you should've told Haruaki about youkai
and his power to exorcise demons earlier.
**[17:21] Amaaki**
The thing is...
**[17:23] Amaaki**
Before Haru could actually
acknowledge any youkai existing,
**[17:26] Amaaki**
he'd end up exterminating
them or chasing them away,
**[17:29] Amaaki**
so I kept losing my chances to tell him.
**[17:32] Amaaki**
He was just too powerful, so I gave
him some beads to help control that.
**[17:37] Sano**
Why is it just him?
**[17:40] Sano**
His deviancy is probably the
only unique trait he needed.
**[17:43] Amaaki**
This is just my speculation, but...
**[17:46] Amaaki**
Do you believe in reincarnation?
**[17:50] Sano**
I don't believe in anything
unscientific like that.
**[17:52] Amaaki**
Says the literal yakubyougami.
***SIGN*** Yakubyougami
**[17:57] Amaaki**
Anyway, I don't approve of
Haru going to youkai school.
**[18:01] Amaaki**
I couldn't care less if any
of you got exterminated.
**[18:08] Amaaki**
But I don't want Haru getting hurt.
**[18:15] Sano**
If that ever happens, I'll deal with it.
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[18:19] Amaaki**
What?
**[18:20] Sano**
It's true that Seimei's powers are strong.
**[18:20] Haruaki**
Sorry to keep—
**[18:23] Sano**
But compared to Mame and the others,
**[18:25] Sano**
the power to exorcise demons shouldn't
work as much on a yakubyougami.
**[18:31] Sano**
If there's a chance that the
youkai are going to be harmed...
**[18:38] Sano**
I'll be there to stop him.
**[18:43] Amaaki**
Like I could ever trust a yakubyougami!
**[18:46] Sano**
What are you talking about?
**[18:48] Sano**
It's not me that you don't
trust. It's your brother.
**[18:53] Sano**
If you actually have a brother complex,
**[18:55] Sano**
then you need to believe in how hard he's
trying to be a teacher and support him.
**[19:00] Sano**
He's basically risking his life for this job.
**[19:05] Sano**
It's true that he's a pervert
and mean, but somehow cocky.
**[19:08] Sano**
He always ends up in some kind
of trouble when he's working.
**[19:12] Sano**
But...
**[19:13] Sano**
I think the fact that he still does his best
**[19:17] Sano**
is what makes him a great teacher.
**[19:24] Sano**
Gah.
**[19:25] Haruaki**
S-S-S-Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Yoyo Fishing
**[19:31] Haruaki**
I'm happy! I'm so happy!
**[19:35] Haruaki**
I-I also want to do my best
as a teacher at youkai school!
**[19:39] Haruaki**
From now on and forever!
**[19:42] Amaaki**
Haru...
**[19:43] Sano**
Uh-huh... and?
**[19:52] Haruaki**
I'm sorry, Sano-kun! I'm so sorry!
**[19:55] Haruaki**
Huh? Hey, wait! What're you gonna do?
**[19:57] Haruaki**
Untie me!
**[19:59] Haruaki**
Wait, *that*?!
**[20:01] Sano**
Stay perfectly still.
**[20:03] Haruaki**
Wait, no...
**[20:05] Sano**
This is gonna be a lot of fun!
**[20:05] Amaaki**
Well, do your best.
***SIGN*** Don't try this at home, kids
**[20:13] Small Old Man**
Don't try this at home, kids.
**[20:19] Mom**
Okay, Haru. Be careful getting back.
**[20:22] Haruaki**
I will. Thanks, Mom.
**[20:24] Dad**
Your fath— This fairy
is also rooting for you.
**[20:28] Haruaki**
Thanks, random fairy guy.
**[20:32] Amaaki**
Hey, Yakubyougami.
**[20:35] Amaaki**
I'm leaving Haru to you.
**[20:38] Sano**
Yeah, sure.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Tracks
**[20:40] Announcement**
*The Nozomi 13 departing at 10:17*
**[20:45] Announcement**
*is now arriving on track 22.*
**[20:51] Haruaki**
Hey! Our Shinkansen is the
one that just got announced!
**[20:54] All**
What?!
**[20:54] Haruaki**
Let's go, everyone! See you later!
**[21:01] Mom**
Looks like Haru's doing good as a teacher.
**[21:04] Dad**
Yeah.
**[21:09] Old lady**
Darling.
**[21:10] Flirt**
Honey.
**[21:12] Haruaki**
We barely made it.
**[21:15] Hijita**
Anyway, we're going home already, Seimei?
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Yeah. I just couldn't wait
to get back to school.
**[21:29] Sano**
Hey, look.
**[21:31] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[21:33] Sano**
What's he saying?
**[21:35] Hijita**
No idea.
**[21:38] Haruaki**
I understood him.
**[21:41] Haruaki**
We're twins, after all!
**[21:43] Amaaki**
*Haru! Do your best!*
**[21:44] Amaaki**
*Your big brother's rooting for you!*
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[21:47] Haruaki**
Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry.
**[21:54] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[21:58] Amaaki**
Haru...
**[22:02] Amaaki**
That Shinkansen...
***SIGN*** Sanyo Kyushu Shinkansen
Bound for Hiroshima and Hakata
***SIGN*** Nozomi 13 10:17 Hakata
***SIGN*** Kodama 131 10:25
**[22:05] Amaaki**
is headed to Hakata.
***SIGN*** Hakata
**[22:07] Small Old Man**
That's the opposite direction.
# 6 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Commences~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Haruaki**
The human-faced rock that Maizuka-kun
was on top of suddenly lost control!
**[00:05] Haruaki**
Damn it!
**[00:07] Kurahashi**
Wow, Sensei's fast.
**[00:09] Haruaki**
Stop!
**[00:13] Kurahashi**
Sensei, up ahead is...
**[00:17] Sano**
Seimei!
**[00:18] Kurahashi**
Sensei! Maizuka-kun!
**[00:22] Kurahashi**
A-Are you okay?
**[00:24] Haruaki**
We barely survived...
**[00:27] Miki**
Hey... What was that loud noise?
**[00:31] Kurahashi**
Miki-sensei.
**[00:35] Haruaki**
H-Hi there, Miki-sensei.
**[00:38] Miki**
I ain't one to judge others
for what they're into,
**[00:42] Miki**
but you shouldn't be doin' this at school.
**[00:45] Haruaki**
Does it actually look like
I'm having fun to you?!
***SIGN*** Broadcast
**[00:54] Haruaki**
We're having all this trouble during prep.
**[00:57] Haruaki**
Is the sports day really
gonna go okay tomorrow?
**[01:00] Sano**
We're worried, too.
**[01:02] Haruaki**
By the way, Kurahashi-kun, do you
know the results of the sports day?
**[01:06] Kurahashi**
Huh? U-Um...
**[01:09] Kurahashi**
Well, I've seen a vision where
you're wearing only a red loincloth
**[01:14] Kurahashi**
as you teach class for
a day as punishment...
**[01:18] Sano**
I'm pretty sure it's our
punishment if we have to see that.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
"Sports Day at
Ghoul School!!
~Commences~"
**[02:55] Principal**
We will now officially commence
sports day at Hyakki Academy!
***SIGN*** Broadcast
***SIGN*** HQ
**[03:07] Principal**
To ensure you don't bring
shame to the youkai name,
**[03:09] Principal**
please work together with your fellow
classmates, and play fair and square.
**[03:15] Haruaki**
So exciting! So exciting! So exciting!
**[03:15] Hatanaka**
Why are you using a parasol?
***SIGN*** Fire
**[03:18] Principal**
Now, the six classes in each grade
will be competing against each other,
**[03:23] Principal**
but for the classes who score
the lowest in each grade...
**[03:27] Principal**
Well...
**[03:29] Principal**
we'll have you disappear.
**[03:31] All**
*Huh?!*
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[03:34] Principal**
That is... your teacher's salary will disappear.
**[03:38] Teachers**
*Huh?*
**[03:41] Nezumi**
Hey! This is clearly an abuse of power!
**[03:43] Haruaki**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:44] Hatanaka**
Give me a break!
I've got three kids at home!
**[03:48] Haruaki**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:49] Miki**
Regardless of the results,
the principal wins.
**[03:52] Haruaki**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:54] Principal**
Oh?
**[03:55] Principal**
You don't seem that opposed
to this, Haruaki-kun.
**[03:58] Principal**
In that case, how about you lose your pay...
**[04:01] Principal**
and also have to spend the day
wearing just a red loincloth?
**[04:05] Haruaki**
A red loincloth? A loincloth?
**[04:08] Haruaki**
But why?!
**[04:10] Principal**
Because I said so.
**[04:15] Haruaki**
P-P-P-P-Please! Anything but that!
**[04:16] Principal**
Hey! Stop! You're acting
anything but human lately!
**[04:18] Haruaki**
Please, no! Please!
**[04:26] Shikajima**
Hey, isn't that the human teacher
everyone's talking about?
**[04:29] Shikajima**
What the hell, man?
**[04:31] Boy A**
H-Hey! Look at that.
**[04:33] Shikajima**
Whoa! What's with that class?
**[04:36] Shikajima**
They're shockingly unbothered!
**[04:39] Shikajima**
Hey, Hijita. Are your class
and teacher actually okay?
**[04:44] Hijita**
Huh?
**[04:46] Hijita**
Are *you* guys okay?
**[04:49] Hijita**
If you reacted to everything
like this, you'd die!
**[04:54] Hijita**
There's no way in hell our teacher
**[04:58] Hijita**
won't mess something up
at an event this huge!
**[05:00] Fujihira**
Just how is this gonna end?
I don't wanna die yet!
**[05:06] Shikajima**
What the hell is wrong with them?
**[05:11] Haruaki**
I embarrassed myself right from the start...
**[05:14] Miki**
More importantly, we need to get to work.
**[05:18] Miki**
Your job will be to retrieve and check
the papers for the scavenger hunt relay.
**[05:23] Haruaki**
Oh, cool! A scavenger hunt relay!
***SIGN*** Program
One: Scavenger Hunt Relay
Two: Mandragora Toss
Three: Human-Faced Rock Roll
Four: Mock Cavalry Battle
Five: Group Formations
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 550 0 550
**[05:27] Haruaki**
I guess I start with an event
for the second-years.
**[05:29] Miki**
Who's gonna be participatin' from Class 3?
**[05:32] Haruaki**
From our class, it'll be Maizuka-kun,
Zashiki-san, and Hijita-kun.
***SIGN*** Anchor
**[05:37] Haruaki**
All right! I'm gonna do my
best and cheer them on!
**[05:40] Miki**
* All right, our sports day*
* has officially begun.*
**[05:43] Miki**
* Our first event will be the second-year*
* students' scavenger hunt relay!*
**[05:47] Mujina**
Which one's Mame?
**[05:49] Tamao**
The third from the end.
**[05:50] Tamao**
They're lined up by class.
**[05:54] Mujina**
Wait, the one who's commentating
is Miki, isn't it?
**[05:57] Mujina**
I guess he can actually
speak standard Japanese.
**[05:59] Miki**
*On your marks... get set...*
**[06:03] Mamekichi**
Transform into someone with powerful legs!
**[06:12] Nyuudou**
Th-That's terrifying!
**[06:14] Miki**
*So fast! Too fast, Class 3!*
**[06:15] Students**
What the hell?!
**[06:17] Miki**
* He turned into something creepy and*
* managed to get to the item boxes first!*
**[06:25] Mamekichi**
Let's see...
**[06:33] Student B**
"S-Someone you secretly like"?!
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
**[06:36] Nyuudou**
Wait, he's heading over here!
**[06:38] Maeda**
That's no youkai!
**[06:39] Maeda**
That's a monster!
***SIGN*** Omame
**[06:43] Mamekichi**
I'm borrowing Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Omame
**[06:45] Sano**
Huh?
**[06:46] Nyuudou**
Wh-What was the item?
***SIGN*** Best Friend
***SIGN*** Maizuka
***SIGN*** Best Friend
***SIGN*** Maizuka
***SIGN*** Best Friend
**[06:55] Sano**
Mame...
**[06:56] Nyuudou**
That's creepy! Just get goin' already!
**[06:59] Mamekichi**
Hup.
**[06:59] Miki**
* And Class 3 has handed off*
* the sash to the next runner.*
**[07:04] Beniko**
Nice work, troll! I mean...
Nice work, Mame!
**[07:07] Miki**
*What's this?*
**[07:08] Miki**
*Class 2 is right on her tail! Way to go, Class 2!*
**[07:12] Haruaki**
* Miki-sensei, could you not just*
* favor your class in the commentary?*
**[07:16] Haruaki**
*You've got this, Zashiki-san!*
**[07:18] Miki**
*Hey!*
**[07:19] Miki**
No cheering from my mic!
**[07:23] Miki**
*Great job, Class 2! They caught up!*
**[07:26] Beniko**
Tch. Please be something simple.
***SIGN*** The holy sword
born from the
mouth of a volcano:
Excalibur
**[07:31] Beniko**
"The holy sword born from the
mouth of a volcano: Excalibur."
**[07:37] Girl A**
Excalibur?
**[07:43] Beniko**
Leave this to me!
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Sports Day
**[07:45] Miki**
*Wow, looks like Class 3 has left the school.*
**[07:48] Miki**
*Where are you going?*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Sports Day
**[07:49] Girl A**
Wait, is she going to
the mouth of a volcano?
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Sports Day
**[07:52] Girl A**
To get the sword?!
**[07:54] Haruaki**
Is Zashiki-san going to be okay?
**[07:56] Miki**
Come on, now! Go check
the first runners' items!
**[08:00] Haruaki**
Oh, right!
**[08:02] Haruaki**
That was really fast, Maizuka-kun.
**[08:04] Haruaki**
Could you let me see the item slip?
**[08:06] Mamekichi**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Best Friend
**[08:07] Mamekichi**
It's "best friend," so I chose Sano-kun!
**[08:10] Haruaki**
Yup, you pass.
**[08:12] Miki**
* Next up, Class 1 has also*
* connected to the second runner!*
**[08:12] Boy B**
Pass!
**[08:13] Mamekichi**
Hey.
**[08:16] Mamekichi**
Um, is it okay if I keep this item slip?
**[08:20] Mamekichi**
I want it as a keepsake.
**[08:22] Haruaki**
Sure.
**[08:24] Mamekichi**
Yay! Thanks, Seimei-kun!
**[08:26] Girl B**
What was your item?
**[08:26] Mamekichi**
Yay! Now to just put this in an album.
**[08:28] Boy B**
I forget...
**[08:29] Girl B**
Why'd you bring me here?
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
**[08:32] Boy B**
Huh? My slip... I guess
I dropped it somewhere.
**[08:35] Haruaki**
What? You lost your slip?
**[08:37] Boy B**
Huh? Well...
**[08:40] Haruaki**
Okay, do another lap.
**[08:42] Boy B**
R-Right!
**[08:45] Mamekichi**
Huh? Who threw trash away here?
**[08:49] Mamekichi**
This is the first step to
destroying nature. Honestly...
**[08:52] Mamekichi**
I'll throw it away later.
**[08:54] Miki**
* Looks like several students*
* are struggling with their items.*
**[08:58] Crowd 1**
Anyone seen a tsuchinoko?!
**[09:00] Crowd 2**
Anyone have a Nessie on them?
**[09:02] Miki**
How's this going to end?!
**[09:05] Hijita**
Dang, every group's to their anchors already.
**[09:08] Hijita**
Is Zashiki really okay?
**[09:10] Zashiki**
Hijita! Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[09:13] Zashiki**
I brought the holy sword Excalibur!
**[09:17] Hijita**
Zashi... B-Beniko-chan?!
**[09:20] Beniko**
I went to my dorm to grab it.
**[09:22] Hijita**
You own this?!
**[09:24] Beniko**
Never thought getting this sword from
the mouth of a volcano ages ago
**[09:27] Beniko**
would come in handy now.
***SIGN*** If you need to
sell some gear
**[09:30] Beniko**
You'll get 100 poko for it if
you sell it at a weapons shop.
**[09:33] Hijita**
Where's that currency even from?!
**[09:35] Beniko**
Just shut up and go
already! Here's the sash!
**[09:39] Beniko**
If we place last, you're gonna
be that sword's first victim!
**[09:44] Hijita**
That's no holy sword! That's a demon sword!
**[09:48] Haruaki**
Okay.
**[09:49] Crowd B**
A tsuchinoko... A tsuchinoko!
**[09:51] Crwod C**
Anyone have a UFO on them?
**[09:54] Hijita**
* Looks like the other anchors*
* are struggling, too.*
**[09:56] Hijita**
* As long as I don't get something like*
* "someone you secretly like," I'll be able to—*
***SIGN*** A classmate
you secretly hate
**[10:00] Hijita**
*win...*
**[10:04] Hijita**
*N-No way!*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:13] Hijita**
*N-No way!*
***SIGN*** A classmate you secretly hate
***SIGN*** A classmate you secretly hate
***SIGN*** A classmate you secretly hate
***SIGN*** A classmate you secretly hate
***SIGN*** A classmate you secretly hate
**[10:22] Tamao**
Hijita's completely stopped moving.
**[10:25] Mujina**
What're you doing?! Run, Koutarou!
**[10:29] Hijita**
*You can't be serious!*
**[10:30] Hijita**
* Who the hell thought of this task?!*
* It's gonna ruin friendships!*
**[10:34] Hijita**
*But I don't have time to complain.*
**[10:36] Hijita**
*Think... Think, Koutarou!*
**[10:39] Hijita**
*Let's do process of elimination!*
**[10:40] Hijita**
*The girls are totally out of the question.*
**[10:42] Hijita**
* No matter whom I choose,*
* I know that starting tomorrow,*
**[10:44] Hijita**
* they're all going to band*
* together and be my enemies.*
**[10:47] Hijita**
*If I manage to make one of them cry...*
**[10:50] Koizumi**
Forget you, you stupid Hijita!
**[10:52] Renjou**
Die! Make it up to her by
cutting open your stomach!
**[10:54] Girls**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[10:56] Beniko**
How you like that?
**[10:56] Hijita**
*Then how about Zashiki?!*
**[10:58] Haruaki**
Wow!
**[11:00] Hijita**
*She hardly ever hangs out with other girls.*
**[11:02] Hijita**
*We've known each other since we were babies.*
**[11:05] Hijita**
*I'm sure she'd understand!*
**[11:07] (Flashback) Beniko**
You suck as a chair, you useless oaf.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Hijita**
That's not fair!
**[11:11] Hijita**
* But... because we've been friends forever,*
* she's close with my family, too.*
**[11:16] Hijita**
*If my mom or sister hear about this...*
**[11:20] Hijita Mom**
Koutarou, how could you
embarrass a girl like that?!
***SIGN*** Mama-tan
***SIGN*** Sister-tan
**[11:24] Hijita Sister**
Cut open your stomach now and
apologize! You absolute trash!
**[11:28] Hijita**
*No!*
**[11:29] Hijita**
* In the end, the world is*
* just going to tear me down.*
**[11:33] Hijita**
* But Mame and Sano are*
* also out of the question!*
**[11:35] Hijita**
*I just really don't want them to dislike me.*
**[11:39] Hijita**
* If Nyuudou, whom I share a dorm*
* and class with, hates me,*
**[11:42] Hijita**
*my daily life's going to be ruined, as well.*
**[11:45] Hijita**
*That trio's out of the question, too.*
**[11:47] Hijita**
* Damn it! Why am I just*
* surrounded by good people?*
**[11:56] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan!
**[11:59] Mamekichi**
You've got this!
**[12:01] Beniko**
Stop wasting time, Hijita!
**[12:03] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan! Hiji-tan! You've got this!
**[12:06] Hijita**
*That piece of paper...*
**[12:10] Hijita**
Mame! You took Sano to the goal
earlier, but what was your item?
**[12:15] Mamekichi**
Huh? It was "best friend"!
**[12:18] Hijita**
*That's it!*
***SIGN*** Best Friend
**[12:21] Hijita**
Please!
**[12:23] Hijita**
Don't ask any questions and let me
borrow what's in your hand there!
**[12:25] Mamekichi**
What? This garbage? Sure, I guess.
**[12:28] Hijita**
Thanks!
**[12:29] Hijita**
* This is a bit cheap, but I have*
* no choice but to change my item.*
**[12:32] Hijita**
*Now to just... find someone who's not here...*
**[12:35] Hijita**
Hey, where's Sano?
**[12:36] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun went to the bathroom.
The one behind the school.
**[12:40] Hijita**
*Heck yeah! Perfect!*
**[12:49] Hijita**
Sano!
**[12:51] Hijita**
Please! Let me borrow you for a bit!
**[12:53] Sano**
Huh? Me again? What the hell is the item?
**[12:57] Hijita**
I'll explain later! Just come with me!
**[13:00] Sano**
At least let me wash my hands!
**[13:01] Hijita**
That'll have to wait, too!
**[13:05] Nyuudou**
Just how far did Hijita go to
get something, and what is it?
**[13:08] Tamao**
The anchors for the other classes
are going to reach the goal!
**[13:11] Hijita**
That's not happening!
**[13:14] Miki**
Looks like Class 3's anchor is back!
**[13:17] Hijita**
Heck yeah!
**[13:19] Haruaki**
*Hijita-kun! You've got this!*
**[13:21] Haruaki**
If you pass the student in
front of you, you'll be first!
**[13:23] Miki**
Hey! Don't go stealin' my mic!
**[13:26] Hijita**
They don't call me "Koutarou Hijita
the Galewind Mud Ball" for nothing!
**[13:30] Sano**
You actually had a nickname that lame?
**[13:33] Hijita**
I gave it to myself just now!
**[13:39] Miki**
*And he passed them! Class 3 has come in first!*
**[13:42] All**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Victory
**[13:45] Beniko and Mamekichi**
We did it!
**[13:50] Hijita**
Heck yeah! Thanks, Sano.
**[13:53] Sano**
Yeah, sure.
**[13:54] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun!
***SIGN*** Sliiiiiiiide
**[13:57] Hijita**
He just got here using uniform linear motion!
**[14:01] Haruaki**
That was amazing! You did it!
**[14:04] Sano**
More importantly, let's see your
item. What if you got it wrong?
**[14:08] Hijita**
O-Oh, right...
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
**[14:12] Hijita**
It's sorta embarrassing
telling you this in person.
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
**[14:17] Sano**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
***SIGN*** Qualified as Item
**[14:28] Haruaki**
Y-You pass!
***SIGN*** Someone You Secretly Like
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
***SIGN*** Someone you
secretly like
**[14:36] Hijita**
*N-No way!*
**[14:55] Hijita**
*Wh-Wh-What the hell is this?!*
**[15:00] Haruaki**
Eek! Eek! Oh, no! How lewd!
**[15:06] Hijita**
It's not... Sano!
Th-This is some sort of mistake!
**[15:09] Sano**
Hijita...
**[15:10] Hijita**
Oh, this dumb piece of paper.
I'm just gonna eat it up.
**[15:14] Sano**
Sorry, Hijita, but let's just stay friends.
**[15:18] Sano**
B-Bye...
**[15:20] Hijita**
Y-You've got the...
**[15:22] Hijita**
You've got the wrong idea, damn it!
**[15:25] Hijita**
Damn it!
**[15:25] Haruaki**
Um... d-don't sweat it...
**[15:26] Hijita**
Damn it!
**[15:27] Hijita**
Damn it!
**[15:29] Small Old Man**
So what happened after that?
**[15:32] Miki**
* Things are starting to heat up with*
* the first-years and the ball toss...*
**[15:36] Miki**
*or rather, the mandragora toss.*
**[15:38] Miki**
* But the mandragoras keep*
* randomly exiting the baskets!*
**[15:43] Haruaki**
The mandragora toss, huh?
**[15:44] Miki**
Abe-sensei, if you keep spacing out,
an errant mandragora will...
**[15:49] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[15:49] Mandragora**
Ouch!
**[15:51] Miki**
* The current, very obvious winner*
* is Class 1 in first place!*
***SIGN*** First Aid
**[15:57] Miki**
Now, what did I tell you?
**[16:00] Marshmallow**
Sorry.
**[16:02] Haruaki**
You should've warned me earlier!
**[16:05] Nyuudou**
Oh, there you are, Seimei.
**[16:09] Kuniko**
For the mock cavalry battle,
**[16:10] Kuniko**
we tried to come up with a
formation based on your advice.
**[16:13] Kuniko**
Could you look at this
and see if it's okay?
**[16:16] Haruaki**
Wow, of course!
**[16:18] Miki**
You get over things quick!
**[16:22] Haruaki**
Maybe we should split Kurahashi-kun
and Zashiki-san up.
**[16:27] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san should... Wait, you
can't look at this, Miki-sensei!
**[16:31] Haruaki**
Bad!
**[16:32] Miki**
Tch. He caught on.
**[16:34] Miki**
Welp, I'm gonna go look
at my class's formation.
**[16:37] Miki**
You there. Could you do
the commentary in my place?
**[16:50] Marshmallow**
Though I'm clearly unqualified,
**[16:51] Marshmallow**
I, Marshmallow, will be taking over
as commentator in Miki-sensei's place.
**[16:54] Marshmallow**
* To all the first-years, that was a*
* brilliant display of mandragora tossing!*
**[16:58] Hatanaka**
What's with you, Miki? You seem
to be in a rather good mood.
**[17:02] Miki**
Oh, nothing...
**[17:04] Miki**
Just thinkin' sports day is
startin' to get real fun.
**[17:14] Marshmallow**
Next up on the program, we have a mock
cavalry battle with the second-years!
**[17:18] Marshmallow**
* Four or five students will*
* create a horse and a rider,*
**[17:21] Marshmallow**
* and then use their youkai*
* magic and athletic skills*
**[17:23] Marshmallow**
* to try to take the other*
* team's rider's headband.*
**[17:28] Mandragora**
You've got this, you've
got this, second-years!
**[17:31] Marshmallow**
* The score will be decided by how many*
* headbands the riders have when time is up!*
**[17:41] Oota**
It's starting! Okay, let's carry
out Seimei-sensei's plan!
**[17:46] Twins**
I guess you're really doing this, Oota.
**[17:48] Kuniko**
Uh, really?
**[18:00] All**
What the—
**[18:05] Beniko**
All right!
**[18:07] Marshmallow**
*U-Unbelievable!*
**[18:08] Marshmallow**
* The daidarabocchi horse just*
* hid his teammates in his mouth!*
**[18:12] Hatanaka**
I-I guess they would be untouchable then...
**[18:16] Miki**
But they won't be able to
take any headbands, either.
**[18:19] Haruaki**
The students asked me to figure
out a way for them to survive
**[18:23] Haruaki**
even if they're bad at sports.
**[18:25] Haruaki**
And our strike team consists of the speedy
team of the light-footed Sano-kun,
**[18:30] Haruaki**
the swift Akisame-kun, and
Yanagida-kun as the horses!
**[18:33] Mamekichi**
Transform!
**[18:34] Mamekichi**
Helping hand grabber!
**[18:36] Sano; Akisame; Yanagida**
Go!
**[18:38] Mamekichi**
Hup!
**[18:41] Haruaki**
Now we've got a bunch of headbands!
**[18:46] Yanagida**
Yeah! Now we've got all the headbands...
**[18:51] Yanagida**
Oh?
**[18:52] Mamekichi**
O-Oh, no!
**[18:54] Yanagida**
"Oh, no," my ass, you dumb tanuki!
**[18:57] Marshmallow**
* They were going so fast that*
* their rider got bucked off!*
**[19:01] Mamekichi**
Tee-hee!
**[19:04] Haruaki**
Huh? No way!
**[19:07] Kurahashi**
O-Our best team just got defeated...
**[19:09] Nyuudou**
More like they self-destructed.
**[19:11] Mujina**
Hey, more importantly...
**[19:13] Fighting team**
That's mine!
**[19:14] Fighting team**
No, that's mine!
**[19:14] Mujina**
They're fighting over us.
**[19:17] Nyuudou**
They're underestimating us because
we can't use youkai magic.
**[19:21] Kurahashi**
What should we do? Run?
**[19:23] Nyuudou**
No, I don't think we could
actually outrun them.
**[19:26] Nyuudou**
Let's just wait for our
enemies to get closer.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Haruaki**
If the enemy corners you,
wait until the last second...
**[19:32] Nyuudou**
We'll lure the enemy to us
up until the last second...
**[19:34] Shikajima**
Hell yeah! You're ours!
**[19:37] Nyuudou**
Now, Kurahashi! Predict a catastrophe
for the one in front of us!
**[19:40] Kurahashi**
What?!
**[19:47] Kurahashi**
What? Seriously?
**[19:49] Shikajima**
Wait, what? What kind of future do you see?
**[19:52] Kurahashi**
The only future for you... is the
one where I take your headband!
**[19:56] Shikajima**
He got me!
**[19:58] Haruaki**
Did you see that? That was
Kurahashi-kun's prediction attack!
**[20:02] Small old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[20:05] Small old man**
A kudan! A youkai that's
half human and half bull.
**[20:08] Small old man**
They predict catastrophes!
**[20:11] Miki**
That was quite the strategy.
**[20:11] Haruaki and mandragoras**
Heck yeah, heck yeah, Kurahashi!
**[20:13] Miki**
But they're sorta screwed if they
get surrounded, aren't they?
**[20:17] Nyuudou**
Crap!
**[20:19] Marshmallow**
*And Team Nyuudou is completely surrounded!*
**[20:22] Kurahashi**
We're done for!
**[20:25] Nyuudou**
No, our reinforcements just arrived!
**[20:31] Student D**
Impossible!
**[20:32] Miki**
That's Hijita's youkai magic, magic mud!
**[20:35] Hatanaka**
And...
**[20:38] Hatanaka**
A merman who's floating through the air!
**[20:42] Marshmallow**
The other two are just hanging on, but
they're elegantly snatching those headbands!
**[20:48] Nezumi-sensei**
You're pretty good at this.
**[20:50] Marshmallow**
* But now the airborne youkai have*
* all started to attack at once!*
**[20:57] Marshmallow**
And he dodged them!
What a brilliant quick turn!
**[20:59] Marshmallow**
That was amazing! That merman named...
**[21:01] Marshmallow**
Hey, what's that merman's name?
**[21:04] Nezumi**
I dunno.
**[21:05] Maeda**
I'm Maeda!
**[21:07] Marshmallow**
Yes! Maeda-kun! Maeda-kun from Class 2-3!
**[21:11] Haruaki**
You've got this, Maeda-kun!
Hijita-kun! Momoyama-san! Akibe-san!
**[21:18] Maeda**
Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case...
**[21:21] Maeda**
Hijita! Use a mud ball and—
**[21:23] All**
What?!
**[21:25] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun! Behind you!
**[21:26] Hijita**
Don't do quick turns like that...
**[21:29] Hijita**
I feel sick...
**[21:30] Maeda**
What? You got motion sickness?
**[21:32] Maeda**
Don't puke! Don't you dare puke!
**[21:34] Marshmallow**
* They're catching up to*
* Maeda-kun from Class 3!*
**[21:37] Kuniko**
Not happening!
**[21:40] Marshmallow**
*I-It's a gashadokuro!*
**[21:46] Maeda**
Utagawa-san!
**[21:47] Kuniko**
Are you all okay?
**[21:52] Fujihira**
We're here to back you up!
We'll support you till the end!
**[21:55] Maeda**
That's great! Let's bring this back in
our favor for Sano and the others, too!
**[22:00] Haruaki**
All right! Counterattack time!
**[22:02] All**
Yeah!
**[22:05] Small old man**
Keep it up, Class 3!
**[22:07] Small old man**
The sports day continues!
# 7 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Finishes~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:00] Maeda**
Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case...
**[00:03] Maeda**
Hijita! Use a mud ball and—
**[00:06] All**
What?!
**[00:07] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun! Behind you!
**[00:09] Hijita**
Don't do quick turns like that...
**[00:11] Hijita**
I feel sick...
**[00:13] Maeda**
What? You got motion sickness?
**[00:14] Maeda**
Don't puke! Don't you dare puke!
**[00:17] Marshmallow**
* They're catching up to*
* Maeda-kun from Class 3!*
**[00:19] Kuniko**
Not happening!
**[00:22] Marshmallow**
*I-It's a gashadokuro!*
**[00:26] Maeda**
Utagawa-san!
**[00:27] Kuniko**
Are you all okay?
**[00:32] Fujihira**
We're here to back you up!
We'll support you till the end!
**[00:35] Maeda**
That's great! Let's bring this back in
our favor for Sano and the others, too!
**[00:39] Haruaki**
All right! Counterattack time!
**[00:42] All**
Yeah!
**[00:45] Maeda**
Okay, Hijita. Use your mud balls and...
**[00:47] Hijita**
Maeda...
**[00:49] Hijita**
I'mma apologize first...
**[00:52] Hijita**
I'm so sorr—
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
**[02:31] Marshmallow**
*This is unbelievable!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7
"Sports Day at
Ghoul School!!
~Finishes~"
**[02:34] Marshmallow**
* Both teams from Class 3*
* have been split apart!*
**[02:38] Mamekichi**
Here, use this bag.
**[02:42] Fujihira**
Maeda... Are you okay?
**[02:44] Odawara**
This is rough...
**[02:45] Marshmallow**
* They definitely failed*
* this mock cavalry battle!*
**[02:49] Haruaki**
No freakin' way!
**[02:51] Miki**
This is something right out of hell.
**[02:53] Hatanaka**
Even I'm starting to feel sick.
***SIGN*** Oota
**[02:57] Hatanaka**
Now Class 3 only has the daidarabocchi
team that's not moving...
**[03:01] Miki**
...and the kudan team that's
doing their best to run away.
**[03:05] Kurahashi**
We're miraculously somehow still in this!
**[03:08] Miki**
The match is gonna be over in a minute...
**[03:11] Hatanaka**
Meaning last place is gonna go to Class 3.
**[03:15] Principal**
Now, now... You two still
have much to learn.
**[03:19] Principal**
Class 3 has one more team.
**[03:22] Beniko**
Seimei!
**[03:31] Beniko**
Here you go! I've got a huge haul!
**[03:34] Haruaki**
Yes!
**[03:35] Miki**
Zashiki-san?!
**[03:36] Hatanaka**
I didn't see her, so I thought
she was inside Oota's mouth.
**[03:40] Haruaki**
Maizuka-kun told me before...
**[03:45] Haruaki**
that zashikiwarashi are able to
cloak themselves with youkai magic.
**[03:50] Haruaki**
So at the same time Oota-kun turned huge,
**[03:53] Haruaki**
I had Zashiki-san's team disappear.
**[03:56] Haruaki**
And while the other teams
were drawing attention,
**[03:58] Haruaki**
they were gathering a bunch of headbands.
**[04:02] Beniko**
Though I definitely wasn't expecting
Mame to fall or Hijita to puke...
**[04:07] Haruaki**
How you like that?!
**[04:12] Principal**
* He's managed to put the youkai to work and*
* is using their youkai magic very well.*
**[04:16] Principal**
*Haruaki-kun... I believe you really are his...*
**[04:21] Marshmallow**
* And we're done! We will now*
* tally up the headbands.*
**[04:29] Sign**
m 0 0 l 180 0 180 615 0 615
***SIGN*** 2nd-Year Class Score Totals
Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay
***SIGN*** One || 30 | 140 | |
Two || 50 | 140 | |
Three || 60 | 100 | |
Four || 20 | 90 | |
Five || 40 | 100 | |
Six || 10 | 100 | |
**[04:30] Haruaki**
The final score for the mock cavalry battle
**[04:32] Haruaki**
is the number of headbands from
surviving members times ten...
**[04:35] Sano**
Along with our score from the scavenger
hunt relay, we're in third place.
**[04:39] Sign**
m 0 0 l 25 0 25 615 0 615
***SIGN*** One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
**[04:39] Haruaki**
We were able to stay in third place because
of Zashiki-san and the others, but...
**[04:43] Sano**
Depending on how the final
obstacle course relay goes,
**[04:46] Sano**
we could either win for our
grade or end up dead last.
**[04:50] Haruaki**
I-It's okay!
**[04:51] Haruaki**
With you taking part, we won't get last place!
**[04:55] Hatanaka**
Abe-sensei, did you get the tool I asked
you to get from the gym storage?
**[05:00] Haruaki**
Aiyah! I forgot!
**[05:02] Hatanaka**
It's fine that you enjoy this,
but don't forget to work!
**[05:05] Haruaki**
I'm sorry!
**[05:07] Hatanaka**
Since you're here, go help him out.
**[05:12] Haruaki**
I'm sorry you had to come with me, Sano-kun.
**[05:15] Sano**
Whatever. Just get the thing and come down.
**[05:18] Haruaki**
You're not gonna hit me
when I come down, are you?
**[05:20] Sano**
I'm telling you to come
down so I can hit you.
**[05:22] Haruaki**
Please, no!
**[05:27] Sano**
I also have to prepare for the final event.
**[05:31] Haruaki**
Oh, right.
**[05:33] Haruaki**
I guess we're already on the final event.
**[05:35] Haruaki**
And you're the anchor of the
biggest event, too. Good luck!
**[05:38] Sano**
Don't come crying to me if we end up last.
**[05:40] Haruaki**
Don't worry! We have you, Sano-kun.
**[05:43] Sano**
I was no help at all during
the mock cavalry battle,
**[05:46] Sano**
yet you seem to have a lot of faith in me.
**[05:49] Haruaki**
Well, of course.
**[05:51] Haruaki**
There's no way I wouldn't believe in you.
**[05:54] Sano**
I see.
**[05:56] Sano**
Then buy this pot for 500,000.
It'll bring you happiness.
**[06:00] Haruaki**
Don't try to sneakily sell
me a mysterious pot!
**[06:04] Haruaki**
Jeez, talk about evil business practices.
**[06:08] Haruaki**
So when do I need to get the 500,000 to you?
**[06:13] Sano**
You really need to be careful of scams.
**[06:17] Male student**
Up we go...
**[06:19] Male student**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[06:24] Haruaki**
Whoa!
**[06:28] Male student**
I'm so sorry, Sensei!
**[06:33] Haruaki**
Ow...
**[06:34] Male student**
Are you okay?!
**[06:35] Haruaki**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[06:38] Sano**
Tch. You need to pay attention!
**[06:40] Haruaki**
Ow!
**[06:41] Sano**
Damn it!
**[06:50] Hatanaka**
For crying out loud...
**[06:53] Hatanaka**
How long can it take them
just to get a single thing?
**[06:59] Hatanaka**
Hello? Abe-sensei?
**[07:01] Hatanaka**
Did you mess up again?
**[07:20] Hatanaka**
Sano!
**[07:22] Hatanaka**
Thank goodness. You're conscious.
**[07:24] Hatanaka**
Just wait! I'll chop this log and—
**[07:31] Hatanaka**
Hey! This isn't the time to be crying!
**[07:41] Hatanaka**
Hey! Calm down!
**[07:47] Sano**
Hey...
**[07:49] Sano**
You're seriously obnoxious.
***SIGN*** First-Aid Station
**[08:01] Takanashi**
It's a sprain.
**[08:03] Takanashi**
You should be all better in about a week.
**[08:06] Takanashi**
Though that means you'll just have to
watch the rest of the sports day events.
**[08:10] Hatanaka**
I'm actually surprised you only ended
up with a sprain in that situation.
**[08:14] Sano**
You heard him. I'm going to survive.
**[08:17] Sano**
So you can stop doing inhuman things, Seimei.
**[08:20] Haruaki**
I'm a bad slime.
**[08:22] Tamao**
He's liquefied from the shock.
**[08:25] Haruaki**
I just want to evaporate into the air.
**[08:28] Sano**
And if it's only a sprain, I can
still participate in the event.
**[08:32] Nyuudou**
You idiot! What if you just make it worse?
**[08:34] Takahashi**
Out of curiosity, what is the event?
**[08:37] Nyuudou**
An obstacle course relay
run by one animal youkai,
**[08:42] Nyuudou**
one inorganic youkai, and one
humanoid youkai from each class.
**[08:46] Nyuudou**
And Sano was supposed to
be the anchor for his class.
**[08:50] Takahashi**
Don't worry! If it does get worse,
I'll just operate on you.
**[08:57] Haruaki**
Hey!
**[08:59] Haruaki**
I have a request.
**[09:04] Marshmallow**
* Okay, next is the final event for the*
* second-years, the obstacle course relay!*
**[09:10] Marshmallow**
* The animal youkai, our first*
* runners, are entering the field.*
***SIGN*** First Runners
***SIGN*** First Runners
***SIGN*** First Runners
**[09:19] Tamao**
You're representing Class 4, Nezumi-sensei?
**[09:23] Nezumi-sensei**
There's no rule saying
the teachers can't run.
**[09:26] Nezumi-sensei**
Goodness. Looks like it's finally
time for a mouse to beat a cat.
**[09:31] Tamao**
Well, now you're just...
**[09:34] Tamao**
being ridiculous.
**[09:36] Marshmallow**
*What the heck is this visual?!*
**[09:39] Kappa**
On your marks, get set...
**[09:43] Marshmallow**
* What?! Wait, is that what you all look*
* like when you're in serious mode?*
**[09:49] Kappa**
Boom!
**[09:51] Marshmallow**
*Oh, now you're back to normal...*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:00] Marshmallow**
*The first obstacle is...*
**[10:02] Marshmallow**
*the log balance beam!*
**[10:05] Marshmallow**
*Won't this be rather easy for animal youkai?*
**[10:10] Tamao**
*Th-This is...*
**[10:14] Sign**
Mrrow!
***SIGN*** Purr Purr
**[10:16] Marshmallow**
* Ah! The cat from Class 3*
* has started rolling around!*
**[10:19] Marshmallow**
*Apparently, that log is made out of catnip.*
***SIGN*** Purr Purr
**[10:24] Tamao**
Supreme bliss...
**[10:27] Nyuudou**
The hell are you doing, Tama?!
**[10:28] Sano**
Hey, that's the log that squashed me.
**[10:32] Tamao**
What?!
**[10:34] Tamao**
You're the one who hurt Sano?!
**[10:48] Tamao**
*I avenged you, Sano.*
**[10:50] Marshmallow**
*Class 3 needs to catch up!*
**[11:01] Marshmallow**
*Next, they've reached toy hell!*
**[11:11] Marshmallow**
*U-Unbelievable, Class 3!*
**[11:13] Marshmallow**
* He closed his eyes and is getting*
* through the field of green foxtails!*
**[11:16] Tamao**
Kill your passions!
**[11:19] Marshmallow**
* He made it through! He used his fighting*
* spirit to overcome the cat's weakness!*
**[11:24] Yanagida**
Akisame-kun!
**[11:25] Lantern ghost**
Get your ass over here, you stupid rabbit!
**[11:27] Marshmallow**
* And now, he's handed over the sash to*
* our second runner, the inorganic youkai!*
**[11:30] Yanagida**
I've got this!
**[11:34] Small old man**
Meanwhile...
***SIGN*** Rodent-Away
**[11:36] Small old man**
Nezumi-sensei was stuck in an obstacle
meant specifically for rodents.
**[11:41] Nezumi-sensei**
They're actually trying to kill me...
**[11:45] Marshmallow**
* Obstacles mean nothing*
* to youkai that can fly.*
**[11:50] Marshmallow**
*And for sneaky guys like them...*
**[11:53] Kappa**
Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak...
**[11:56] Kappa**
Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
**[11:59] Kappa**
Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
**[12:05] Marshmallow**
*We have the kappas doing a wind attack!*
**[12:08] Marshmallow**
*They can't get ahead like this!*
**[12:11] Kappa**
Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
**[12:13] Lantern**
Any more and I'll rip...
**[12:16] Yanagida**
Oh, right. I have just the
thing for situations like this.
**[12:19] Marshmallow**
* What's this? Does Class 3*
* have some kind of strategy?*
**[12:22] Marshmallow**
*Also, where exactly is he reaching into?!*
**[12:27] Yanagida**
The science club's special
chemical explosive!
**[12:32] Rando student a**
Yanagida from the science
club just pulled out a bomb!
**[12:35] Rando student b**
Run! That'll kill us!
**[12:41] Yanagida**
Just one drop of this and...
**[12:53] Marshmallow**
That's terrifying! Jeez!
***SIGN*** Broadcast
**[12:57] Marshmallow**
But...
**[12:58] Marshmallow**
Now there's no obstacle for
the other students, either!
**[13:05] Yanagida**
Hey! Pay your tolls, you damn hyenas!
**[13:07] Yanagida**
Damn it!
**[13:09] Yanagida**
The rest is up to you!
**[13:11] Yanagida**
Seimei-sensei!
**[13:15] Marshmallow**
Wh-What's this?!
**[13:16] Marshmallow**
Class 3's anchor is now the
human teacher, Abe-sensei?!
**[13:22] Haruaki**
*Sano-kun... It's my fault you can't run.*
**[13:27] Haruaki**
*Which means that I need to...*
**[13:29] Marshmallow**
* Abe-sensei is somehow keeping*
* up with the rest of the runners!*
**[13:33] Haruaki**
*...take responsibility and win!*
**[13:36] Kurahashi**
Seimei-sensei really is fast!
**[13:40] Nyuudou**
But up ahead is...
**[13:43] Marshmallow**
*The first obstacle they'll face is...*
**[13:46] Marshmallow**
*A thousand-level vaulting box!*
**[13:50] Haruaki**
*Ain't no way!*
**[13:53] Students**
*Ain't no way!*
**[13:55] Hijita**
What's he supposed to do?
**[13:58] Hijita**
There's no way he can jump that!
**[14:03] Maeda**
I-I guess this is the end.
**[14:10] Sano**
There's just one chance.
**[14:13] Sano**
It's a last resort, and it's kinda taboo, but...
***SIGN*** Entry Gate
**[14:18] All**
What?!
**[14:20] Tamao**
S-Seimei has a power like that?
**[14:24] Sano**
Yeah. That's the kind of person he is.
**[14:27] Sano**
If he uses that, he might just
be able to get through this.
**[14:31] Nyuudou**
But the way this is going,
we'll be in trouble, too.
**[14:35] Kurahashi**
And there's no guarantee this will work.
**[14:38] Tamao**
I-I'm gonna do it!
**[14:42] Tamao**
It's true that Seimei is a failure, a crybaby,
**[14:45] Tamao**
and a servile pervert who'll immediately
throw away his principles and positions
**[14:48] Tamao**
for the sake of his desires...
**[14:50] Tamao**
But still, he kindly helped
me with my studies!
**[14:53] Tamao**
I want to repay him!
**[14:56] Nyuudou**
I'm not sure if helping you study makes up
for the number of flaws you just named.
**[15:01] Nyuudou**
Ugh, damn it!
**[15:02] Nyuudou**
Our luck ran out as soon as
we ended up in his class!
**[15:05] Nyuudou**
Everyone! Let's prepare the thing!
**[15:08] Mamekichi and Marshmallow**
Yeah!
**[15:11] Fujihira**
Seriously?
**[15:12] Hijita**
Don't blame me for whatever happens!
**[15:18] Principal**
Sano-kun?
**[15:25] Principal**
You aren't going to make him use his
power to exorcise demons, are you?
**[15:32] Sano**
Oh, I don't know...
**[15:36] Sano**
Guess you'll just have to wait and see.
**[15:40] Hatanaka**
Is he really going to use the
power to exorcise demons?
**[15:43] Principal**
Who knows? I have no idea how
young folks think nowadays.
**[15:48] Principal**
But I'd like for the teachers
to be on guard just in case.
**[16:02] Haruaki**
Damn it!
**[16:04] Haruaki**
There's no way I can make this jump.
**[16:07] Haruaki**
I'm just gonna have to climb it.
**[16:10] Haruaki**
I-I'm not giving up!
***SIGN*** Haruaki's Emotional
Cheer Squad
**[16:13] Haruaki**
*That's the spirit!*
**[16:15] Haruaki**
A human can do anything
if he sets his mind to it!
**[16:19] Sano**
Then let's have you do just that!
**[16:22] Students**
Seimei! We've got your
favorite uniforms here!
**[16:30] Students**
You've got this, Seimei!
***SIGN*** Gyahaha
**[16:58] Student A**
What the hell?!
**[17:00] Student B**
Hey, Class 3! This isn't the school festival!
**[17:04] Tamao**
Ren-Ren, I can feel my heart shattering.
**[17:07] Nyuudou**
Kill your heart. Don't listen to that noise!
**[17:19] Student C**
Oh? What's up with that human teacher?
**[18:14] Students**
Seriously?!
**[18:16] Class 3**
Seriously?!
**[18:18] Marshmallow**
The human teacher, Abe-sensei, has
elegantly cleared the vaulting box!
**[18:24] Marshmallow**
* He's completely ignoring all the obstacles*
* and getting to the goal at incredible speed!*
**[18:29] Marshmallow**
*Is this some kind of insane adrenaline rush?!*
**[18:33] Shikajima**
Wh-What's up with that teacher?
**[18:36] Male student A**
Honestly, what's up with that whole class?
**[18:41] Miki**
Man... He definitely pulled one over on us.
**[18:45] Principal**
*To think it'd come to this...*
**[18:48] Principal**
* I almost feel stupid for*
* taking this seriously.*
**[18:53] Principal**
*Honestly...*
**[18:55] Principal**
* I really have no idea how*
* young folks think these days.*
**[19:01] Marshmallow**
* Class 3 has completely turned the tables*
* and is catching up to first place!*
**[19:07] Marshmallow**
*And now...*
**[19:11] Marshmallow**
*Goal!*
**[19:13] Marshmallow**
* Due to the last-ditch efforts*
* of the students of Class 3,*
**[19:16] Marshmallow**
* they managed to turn the*
* tables and get first place!*
**[19:21] Marshmallow**
*And now... rapid-fire pictures!*
**[19:32] Nyuudou**
H-Hey...
**[19:36] Haruaki**
*So happy!*
**[19:37] Haruaki**
I'm super happy.
***SIGN*** Translation
***SIGN*** I'm super happy
***SIGN*** Note:
**[19:39] Nyuudou**
This Japanese teacher just started
speaking in traditional Chinese!
**[19:47] Sano**
Yeah, you're way too gross!
**[19:55] Haruaki**
What have I been doing?
**[19:57] Sano**
This dude is dangerous.
Let's call the police.
**[20:01] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun!
**[20:04] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun! You managed to get first place!
**[20:07] Haruaki**
What? No way!
**[20:09] Nyuudou**
More importantly, let's call an ambulance
so you can get your head checked.
**[20:13] Mamekichi**
Looks like the other runners
have reached the goal, too.
**[20:16] Mamekichi**
You should head back, Seimei-kun!
**[20:18] Sano**
Even if you got first place,
**[20:20] Sano**
things might change depending on
where the other classes placed.
**[20:23] Sano**
It's too early to celebrate.
**[20:25] Haruaki**
Oh, right!
**[20:26] Haruaki**
Then the results are...
**[20:29] Sign**
m 0 0 l 200 0 200 615 0 615
***SIGN*** 2nd-Year Class Score Totals
Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay | Total
***SIGN*** One || 30 | 140 | 40 |
Two || 50 | 140 | 20 |
Three || 60 | 100 | |
Four || 20 | 90 | |
Five || 40 | 100 | |
Six || 10 | 100 | |
**[20:36] Haruaki**
So...
**[20:38] Haruaki**
In the end...
***SIGN*** Time to
Reflect
**[20:41] Haruaki**
I really did end up in a red loincloth...
**[20:45] Haruaki**
I'm so sad.
**[20:46] Nyuudou**
Shut up, you pervy teacher.
**[20:48] Hijita**
Ever since that incident,
there's a rumor going around
**[20:52] Hijita**
saying that the principal put
all the perverts in our class!
**[20:55] Sano**
So why are you doing this punishment?
**[20:58] Sano**
I heard that Nezumi-sensei came in last and
got a piece of cheese taken from his pay.
**[21:03] Nezumi-sensei**
M-My cheese...
**[21:05] Tamao**
*Nezumi-sensei gets paid in cheese?*
**[21:10] Haruaki**
Well, a lot of the parents put in
complaints saying I was gross...
**[21:16] Haruaki**
So I ended up taking this punishment.
**[21:19] Haruaki**
I'm so sad.
**[21:20] Nyuudou**
But now you're even grosser after accepting
the punishment for being called gross.
**[21:26] Haruaki**
Hey, don't say that!
**[21:29] Haruaki**
Call me charming instead!
**[21:33] Nyuudou**
Like hell I will!
**[21:34] Hijita**
Now, now.
**[21:35] Hijita**
More importantly, let's all go get
yakiniku to cheer ourselves up!
**[21:41] Haruaki**
Wait, I'm not paying for that, am I?
**[21:44] Hijita**
Pretty sure the teacher pays for
his students at times like this.
**[21:47] Yanagida**
Yay!
**[21:47] Mamekichi**
Yahoo! Let's go already!
**[21:51] Haruaki**
Unbelievable...
**[21:53] Haruaki**
I managed to not get my pay docked,
but my pay's going down anyway.
**[21:56] Haruaki**
I'm so sad.
**[21:58] Haruaki**
Hey, can I at least put some clothes on?
**[22:01] Hijita**
Nope, you can't.
***SIGN*** Winners
**[22:02] Hijita**
I'll take pictures and distribute them.
**[22:03] Haruaki**
Please don't. We seriously
won't be able to air this.
# 8 - Amaaki, Momoyama-san, and the Nudity Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Sano**
Whoa...
**[00:02] Fujihira**
That's a lot of presents.
**[00:05] Mamekichi**
Well, it's almost Sano-kun's birthday.
**[00:08] Kurahashi**
Gonna be tough to return all those favors...
**[00:11] Haruaki**
What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
**[00:16] Haruaki**
Aw... You don't have to act like
you just ran into a groper...
**[00:23] Mamekichi**
Is someone there?
**[00:26] Mamekichi**
Huh?
**[00:27] Mamekichi**
I guess not.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[02:02] Tamao**
Safe!
**[02:03] Mamekichi**
Oh, Akisame-kun. Did you oversleep?
***SIGN*** Episode 8
"Amaaki, Momoyama-san,
and the Nudity Festival"
**[02:06] Tamao**
Gulp. No way!
***SIGN*** Bad
***SIGN*** Bad
**[02:08] Tamao**
Uh... There was a cat getting
mugged, so I saved it!
**[02:12] Nyuudou**
Uh-huh... Good job.
**[02:14] Tamao**
Hey, you don't believe me...
**[02:16] Amaaki**
Hey! Didn't you hear the bell?
**[02:20] Amaaki**
Hurry up and get to your seats.
**[02:23] Nyuudou**
S-Seimei?
**[02:24] Tamao**
What's wrong? You're in a bad
mood. Not enough uniforms?
**[02:28] Mamekichi**
What are you doing, Doppel?
**[02:31] Tamao**
What? Is that Seimei's doppelganger?
**[02:38] Amaaki**
Hey, what are you...
**[02:39] Sano**
Come with me. Zashiki and Hijita, too.
**[02:45] Sano**
So, why did you come all the
way to the island, Doppel?
**[02:50] Amaaki**
Y'all are gonna call me Doppel, too?
**[02:53] Small Old Man**
This person is actually Haruaki's
older twin brother, Amaaki Abe.
**[02:57] Mamekichi**
You're probably just worried
about Seimei-kun again.
**[03:01] Mamekichi**
You really are hopelessly
obsessed with your brother.
**[03:03] Hijita**
So you decided to disguise yourself
as Seimei and check out the school?
**[03:07] Hijita**
What's Seimei even doing?
**[03:08] Amaaki**
Haru's got nothin' to do with this.
**[03:10] Amaaki**
I sealed him away in the bathroom
with a uniform just a minute ago.
**[03:14] Haruaki**
Wah, I can't get out!
**[03:17] Haruaki**
Oh, hey. A uniform.
**[03:18] Haruaki**
Woohoo! Lucky me!
**[03:19] Sano**
I guess we can forget about him.
**[03:21] Sano**
He'll survive as long as he
has uniforms and water.
**[03:24] Sano**
So you didn't listen to a word I said last time?
**[03:27] Amaaki**
Th-That's not true!
**[03:28] Amaaki**
It's just, you're the only
students of Haru's that I know.
**[03:31] Amaaki**
I came to see if Haru's actually doing
a good job as a teacher or not.
**[03:36] Amaaki**
So please!
**[03:37] Amaaki**
Just for today! Help me
pretend that I'm Haru!
**[03:42] Marshmallow**
Eyes up front.
**[03:44] Sano**
So yeah, apparently Seimei
got amnesia because reasons.
**[03:49] Yanagida**
What? The same Seimei-sensei
who randomly combusts
**[03:52] Yanagida**
and comes back like nothing happened?
**[03:54] Nyuudou**
Okay, but why's the amnesia causing
his personality to change, too?
**[03:57] Sano**
S-So the way he talks and his
personality changed because reasons.
**[04:02] Nyuudou**
"Because reasons" works
for everything, I guess.
**[04:04] Yanagida**
Then again, this is Seimei-sensei,
so "because reasons" actually fits.
**[04:08] Amaaki**
*What's going on with my brother?*
**[04:11] Kuniko**
I'm so sorry I'm late!
**[04:12] Kuniko**
I was saving a cat that was getting mugged.
**[04:16] Nyuudou**
That must've been rough, Utagawa-san.
**[04:18] Tamao**
What the heck? You didn't believe my lie!
**[04:21] Nyuudou**
You just admitted to lying.
**[04:22] Tamao**
Crap!
**[04:23] Amaaki**
Okay, I get it. Just get to your seat.
**[04:30] Nyuudou**
Utagawa-san, your skeleton's showing.
**[04:32] Utagawa**
Oh, no! It must be because
I'm so tired from running.
**[04:36] Utagawa**
Oh, no! Seimei-sensei just collapsed!
**[04:39] Sano**
*Oh, right. He can't handle youkai...*
**[04:43] Amaaki**
I-I'm fine... I just got a little
dizzy from my amnesia...
**[04:49] Amaaki**
Anyway, let's start class.
**[04:51] Tamao**
Forget class. Let's figure out
how to get your memory back.
**[04:55] Futakuchi-Onna**
In that case, I've got a good idea.
**[04:57] Futakuchi-Onna**
Hang on to your knickers, you little brats!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[05:01] Small Old Man**
Futakuchi-onna is a youkai that has
another mouth on the back of her head.
**[05:04] Small Old Man**
Apparently, she can move
her hair like hands, too.
**[05:09] Futakuchi-Onna**
Hey, Shepherd's Purse!
**[05:10] Futakuchi-Onna**
I brought my winter uniform
from my dorm just for you!
**[05:14] Futakuchi-Onna**
I'm sure seeing this will jog your memory!
**[05:16] Amaaki**
Uh-huh....
**[05:18] Momoyama**
S-Seimei-sensei...
**[05:21] Kuniko**
...didn't react...
**[05:22] Nyuudou**
...to the uniform!
**[05:23] Tamao**
S-Seimei... Say it ain't so...
**[05:26] Nyuudou**
Maybe we should get him to
the hospital, like right now.
**[05:28] Kurahashi**
More importantly, this might be
a foretelling of a cataclysm...
**[05:31] Nyuudou**
It's not funny when a literal
misfortune-predicting kudan says that.
**[05:35] Mujina**
But that means a cataclysm
really might happen!
***SIGN*** And then...
**[05:38] Marshmallow**
And then...
**[05:40] Sano**
Damn it, seriously...
**[05:42] Sano**
At least try to act a little like Seimei.
**[05:44] Amaaki**
S-Sorry. I don't have any
interest in uniforms.
**[05:49] Yanagida**
Heya, are you all enjoying a piss together?
**[05:52] Hijita**
Gah! Yanagida!
**[05:53] Amaaki**
That cloth is talking!
**[05:55] Hijita**
So what do you want?
**[05:56] Hijita**
It better be anything other
than "I made medicine."
**[05:59] Yanagida**
I made medicine.
**[06:00] Hijita**
Yup. Leave.
**[06:01] Yanagida**
Since our teacher's suffering from amnesia,
I made it in the chemistry club.
**[06:05] Amaaki**
The chemistry club?
**[06:06] Amaaki**
But your whole being is so unscientific..
**[06:09] Yanagida**
We live in an age where even youkai
use their phones to access social media.
***SIGN*** There have been
multiple cases
of youkai getting
flushed down the
toilet lately.
**[06:12] Yanagida**
I may look unscientific, but I'm going
to continue to study science...
**[06:17] Yanagida**
and become the first youkai in the
world to win the Nobel Prize.
***SIGN*** There have been
multiple cases
of youkai getting
flushed down the
toilet lately.
**[06:25] Sano**
Anyway, Doppel, have you gotten
any more used to youkai?
**[06:28] Amaaki**
I'm fine when they're in human forms, but...
**[06:32] Hijita**
What's that?
**[06:33] Koizumi**
Ow...
**[06:35] Small Old man**
Rokurokubi.
**[06:36] Small Old man**
A youkai with a really long neck.
**[06:38] Small Old man**
Must be convenient being able
to see the top of the fridge.
**[06:40] Mamekichi**
Koizumi-san, what happened?
**[06:43] Koizumi**
I lost my footing on the stairs.
**[06:45] Koizumi**
I think I sprained my ankle.
**[06:48] Amaaki**
Pardon me.
**[06:49] Koizumi**
What are you doing, you pervert of a teacher?!
**[06:53] Amaaki**
What do you mean?
**[06:54] Amaaki**
I'm takin' you to the nurse's office.
**[06:57] Amaaki**
That's the least your teacher can do, right?
**[07:01] Sano**
Yeah, they're definitely twins,
at least in that regard...
**[07:07] Koizumi**
Wh-Why are you acting so
cool all of a sudden?
**[07:10] Amaaki**
* Crap... I picked up a*
* youkai without thinking.*
**[07:14] Amaaki**
*Calm down.*
**[07:15] Amaaki**
* This girl just has a neck that's*
* a tad longer than usual, that's all.*
**[07:19] Amaaki**
*It's okay! She's not scar—*
**[07:21] Amaaki**
*I can't.*
**[07:23] Hijita**
Damn it. Now we've got one more
to take to the nurse's office.
**[07:29] Amaaki**
Huh? Where am I?
**[07:31] Sano**
You fainted again.
**[07:35] Tamao**
You scared me so much!
**[07:38] Amaaki**
What? You're actually worried about me?
**[07:41] Tamao**
Of course I am!
**[07:42] Yanagida**
This time, I definitely made a
medicine that cures amnesia!
**[07:45] Nyuudou**
You fainted? You okay?
**[07:48] Hikari**
More importantly...
**[07:49] Hayashi**
We brought you some adult picture
books that are uniform-themed.
**[07:52] Hatanaka**
You can't read those for another ten years.
**[07:54] Miki**
Well, well. You look fine.
**[07:56] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun, I brought you a mandragora
with a flower on its head to cheer you up.
**[08:08] Amaaki**
I'll just go now.
**[08:10] Amaaki**
Keep this a secret from Haru.
**[08:13] Sano**
All right.
**[08:17] Hijita**
I guess you knew that Doppel
would be satisfied with this.
**[08:21] Sano**
What? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
**[08:27] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[08:29] Haruaki**
Hup! Hup!
**[08:31] Sano**
Don't come any closer to me...
**[08:33] Sano**
looking like that!
**[08:35] Haruaki**
That's no fair!
**[08:37] Mandragora**
Fly away!
**[08:41] Haruaki**
What did I do wrong?
**[08:47] Haruaki**
Oh, Momoyama-san. I'm sorry for
startling you this morning.
**[08:51] Futakuchi-Onna**
It's okay.
**[08:52] Futakuchi-onna**
Shut up, you perverted dick-for-brains!
**[08:54] Futakuchi-onna**
Get away from me!
**[08:56] Haruaki**
I-It's okay! I'm not worried about that!
**[08:58] Haruaki**
I mean, I'm a masochist.
**[09:00] Haruaki**
Were you trying to give someone
a present this morning?
**[09:06] Futakuchi-onna**
Th-That's none of your damn business,
you shepherd's purse jerk!
**[09:10] Haruaki**
Please don't insult me with something
that needs a visual reference.
**[09:14] Haruaki**
Let's see...
**[09:15] Haruaki**
So you want to thank Sano-kun
for helping you out
**[09:19] Haruaki**
after Hijita-kun barfed on
you during the sports day?
**[09:22] Futakuchi-onna**
Wow, I'm surprised you figured all
that out, you useless teacher.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Sano**
You okay?
**[09:28] (Flashback) Sano**
Wipe yourself off with this.
**[09:33] Haruaki**
So that's what happened.
Sano-kun's the best.
**[09:37] Haruaki**
Come to think of it, Sano-kun's birthday
is coming up, so this is perfect.
**[09:42] Haruaki**
But you're not sure if you
can actually give it to him?
**[09:45] Haruaki**
I see. I guess it can
be a bit nerve-racking.
**[09:48] Yanagida**
I heard everything.
**[09:51] Haruaki**
Yanagida-kun!
**[09:52] Yanagida**
Oh, you! Were you that lonely without me?
**[09:56] Yanagida**
Ta-da! This time, I made some perfume.
**[10:00] Yanagida**
Now you can feel even
more girly and confident!
**[10:04] Haruaki**
Ah, so you can actually make useful things.
**[10:07] Yanagida**
I figured I'd get the patent on
this eventually and make bank.
**[10:11] Haruaki**
But it smells kinda weird.
**[10:14] Haruaki**
Like the smell of a human-faced
fish when it's in a bad mood.
**[10:16] Yanagida**
Really? Maybe I shouldn't have added
the feces and urine from a kappa.
**[10:21] Yanagida**
I mean, I don't have a nose,
so I can't smell anything.
**[10:24] Haruaki**
Then why'd you think of making a perfume?!
**[10:26] Hijita**
Oh, hey, Seimei.
**[10:28] Hijita**
What're you up to? Guiding students again?
**[10:37] Hijita**
Momoyama-san! You're so friggin' cute!
**[10:40] Hijita**
I love you.
**[10:41] Futakuchi-onna**
Why are you suddenly asking
me out, puke-for-brains?!
**[10:44] Hijita**
Do you not like guys who puke on you?
**[10:45] Futakuchi-onna**
Pretty sure the answer is no!
**[10:48] Hijita**
Even so, I love you! I really love you!
**[10:51] Nyuudou**
H-Hey! What the hell'd you do to Hijita?
**[10:53] Mob**
Momoyama-san!
**[10:55] Nyuudou**
Uh, I guess it's not just Hijita.
**[10:58] Nyuudou**
Anyway, run!
**[10:59] Hijita**
Momoyama-san!
**[11:02] Nyuudou**
All the guys in school are after
Momoyama-san! What's going on?
**[11:06] Yanagida**
Maybe that perfume had something
in it that charms male youkai.
**[11:11] Haruaki**
You see... stuff happened.
***SIGN*** Stuff Happened
***SIGN*** Use this phrase
when you want to
shorten explanations.
**[11:14] Small Old Man**
"Stuff happened." Use this phrase when
you want to shorten explanations.
**[11:18] Small Old Man**
They even use this method in the Manyoushuu.
**[11:21] Nyuudou**
I see. Hey, you piece of cloth.
**[11:23] Nyuudou**
I'm gonna turn you into a curtain later.
**[11:25] Nyuudou**
I get that it doesn't work on me or
Yanagida since we don't have noses,
**[11:28] Nyuudou**
but why doesn't it work on Seimei?
**[11:29] Yanagida**
It's basically like youkai pheromones, so
maybe it doesn't work if you're not a youkai.
**[11:34] Futakuchi-onna**
This ain't no time for your stupid
analysis! We're at a dead end!
**[11:40] Nyuudou**
Th-This is really bad.
**[11:43] Haruaki**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?
**[11:44] Haruaki**
Someone...
**[11:46] Haruaki**
S-S-S-S-Sano-kun!
**[11:49] Haruaki**
Save us!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[12:00] Amaaki**
I'm glad I got to come here today.
**[12:03] Amaaki**
Just like that yakubyougami
said, Haru's a good teacher.
***SIGN*** Welcome to
Hyakki Academy Island!
**[12:07] Amaaki**
But I guess no one's gonna see me off!
**[12:16] Sano**
Out of the way.
**[12:18] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[12:20] Sano**
What the hell's going on?
**[12:22] Nyuudou**
Well, stuff happened.
**[12:26] Sano**
Maybe it's time to turn you into a pennant.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
**[12:28] Small old man**
Pennant.
**[12:30] Small old man**
A kind of flag that's thin and long.
**[12:31] Nyuudou**
How are you okay, though?
**[12:33] Futakuchi-onna**
Hey! Those guys are gettin' back up again!
**[12:36] Haruaki**
They're basically zombies!
**[12:37] Nyuudou**
Sano, can you stop these
guys with your youkai magic?
**[12:41] Sano**
I'll give it a try.
**[12:47] Nyuudou**
Sorry, I had a feeling this might happen.
**[12:49] Yanagida**
Yeah, the visuals are getting
even more dangerous.
**[12:51] Nyuudou**
Our school's finally just
filled with pervs now.
**[12:54] Haruaki**
Anyway, let's just run for now!
**[12:58] Sano**
Hey, you pennant! Can't you
do something about this?
**[13:00] Yanagida**
Hmm... Maybe you can just wash
off the scent of the perfume?
**[13:05] Nyuudou**
Are there any shower rooms in this school?
**[13:07] Yanagida**
Well, there's a pool.
**[13:08] Nyuudou**
It's too far away, plus it got destroyed.
**[13:11] Haruaki**
A pool... I know!
**[13:13] Haruaki**
Noriko, Kazuo, Marshmallow!
**[13:15] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow**
You called?
**[13:16] Haruaki**
Time for formation N!
**[13:18] Noriko; Kazuo; Marshmallow**
Roger!
**[13:19] Haruaki**
Now we just have to wait until it's ready.
**[13:21] Sano**
Hey, what are you...
**[13:23] Haruaki**
Everyone! Over here!
**[13:26] Haruaki**
Not those losers, too!
**[13:28] Hijita**
There they are! Get her!
**[13:30] Sano**
Now they're on their way.
**[13:31] Yanagida**
Up above!
**[13:32] Nyuudou**
Seimei, now we're surrounded
because we came here!
**[13:36] Haruaki**
This is fine.
**[13:37] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[13:40] Mandragoras**
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
**[13:42] Marshmallow**
We brought the master!
**[13:44] Master**
Hey, it's been a while.
**[13:46] Haruaki**
Sano-kun! I think you might be able to
take Momoyama-san and dive in from here!
**[13:50] Sano**
Seriously? Okay, fine.
**[13:57] Sano**
Hold on tight, Momoyama-san.
**[14:12] Miki**
Huh?
**[14:13] Hatanaka**
What...
**[14:14] Hijita**
...are we doing?
**[14:16] Hijita**
Eek!
**[14:17] Nyuudou**
All right!
**[14:19] Haruaki**
Sano-kun! It looks like
everyone's back to normal!
**[14:22] Haruaki**
You okay over there?
**[14:30] Mandragoras**
Bye, now.
**[14:31] Mandragoras**
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
**[14:35] Sano**
You okay? That must've been rough.
**[14:37] Sano**
Well, bye.
**[14:38] Kuchisake-onna**
Hey!
**[14:39] Kuchisake-onna**
Sano, you—
**[14:42] Momoyama**
S-Sano-kun...
**[14:45] Momoyama**
Th-Thank you for lending me your
handkerchief on sports day.
**[14:51] Momoyama**
Here, I bought you a new handker...
**[14:56] Momoyama**
*It's friggin' soaked.*
**[14:59] Sano**
A tanuki design.
**[15:00] Momoyama**
Oh, um, yeah.
**[15:02] Momoyama**
I thought you might like this one.
**[15:05] Momoyama**
But it's all wet now, so I'll get you another...
**[15:07] Sano**
It's fine.
**[15:08] Sano**
Hand it over.
**[15:11] Sano**
I was just thinking about
buying a new handkerchief.
**[15:14] Sano**
Thanks. I'll happily use this one.
**[15:19] Momoyama**
*Those... are definitely panties.*
**[15:22] Momoyama**
*Actually, when I bought this,*
**[15:24] Momoyama**
* the handkerchief section was right*
* next to the lingerie section...*
**[15:28] Momoyama**
*And I accidentally bought panties...*
**[15:33] Futakuchi-onna**
Congrats, Sano!
**[15:35] Futakuchi-onna**
A girl just gave you panties!
**[15:37] Tamao**
H-Hey! Guys from Class 2-3!
**[15:42] Tamao**
Sano just got panties from a girl!
**[15:45] All**
What?!
**[15:46] Hijita**
No way!
**[15:47] Hijita**
For science, how does one manage
to get a girl to give him panties?!
**[15:51] Hikari**
Let's hurry up and make some
red-bean rice and throw it at Sano!
**[15:55] Hijita**
Men, let us rejoice!
**[16:00] Men**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
**[16:01] Momoyama**
S-Sano-kun... I'm so sorry...
**[16:04] Men**
And wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
**[16:05] Sano**
Momoyama-san, I can't accept this,
but I'll take your gratitude.
**[16:08] Men**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
**[16:11] Sano**
Thanks.
**[16:12] Hijita**
Today is Sano's panty anniversary!
**[16:16] Hijita**
Congrats, Sano-kun!
**[16:18] Sano**
So anyway... I'm gonna go kill those guys.
**[16:23] Sano**
Just you wait, you bastards!
**[16:26] Momoyama**
Sano-kun really is kind...
**[16:30] Mandragora**
I wuv you.
**[16:35] Hijita**
Going to the public bath is a pain.
**[16:38] Mamekichi**
We don't have a choice.
**[16:40] Mamekichi**
We can't use the baths at the dorms
'cause the water suddenly got shut off.
***SIGN*** Men
***SIGN*** Women
**[16:44] Beniko**
Hey, is that the bathhouse?
**[16:48] Kuniko**
Oh, Beniko-chan's here.
**[16:50] Akibe**
Come on in.
**[16:52] Akibe**
Momoyama has something she wanted
to ask you, Zashiki-chan.
***SIGN*** Akibe-san
the korpokkur
**[16:59] Beniko**
What?
**[17:00] Momoyama**
Whisper, whisper.
**[17:01] Beniko**
Huh? You wanna know Sano's type?
**[17:04] Futakuchi-onna**
You just killed the point of her whispering.
**[17:07] Beniko**
Well, I don't give a rat's
ass about Sano's love life.
**[17:10] Marilyn**
Sano-kun has a handsome face,
but he's a bit childish.
**[17:15] Daisy**
Yeah. That'd make going out
with him a little rough.
***SIGN*** Karakasa Obake
Daisy
***SIGN*** Asaoke no ke
Marilyn
**[17:21] Beniko**
Speaking of love lives, Utagawa-san,
**[17:23] Beniko**
I heard you turned down a hot
guy from the class next door.
**[17:26] Kuniko**
How do you know that?!
**[17:28] Kuniko**
I mean, I'm not ready for romance.
I'm too busy with my studies!
**[17:32] Beniko**
Oh, please. You're gonna tell me
it's not because you like Nyuudou?
**[17:35] Kuniko**
B-B-B-Beniko-chan!
**[17:37] Akibe**
Really, Utagawa?
**[17:39] Marilyn**
No way! Why Nyuudou of all people?
**[17:41] Beniko**
You mean the other girls had no idea?
**[17:44] Kuniko**
Th-That's not true! Oh,
come on, Beniko-chan! Jeez!
**[17:50] Koizumi**
*Romance, huh?*
**[17:52] Koizumi**
*I guess he was sorta cool today.*
**[17:58] Koizumi**
*No, wait, no! Not a chance!*
**[18:01] Haruaki**
Hey! Guys of Class 3! Your teacher's here!
**[18:04] Guys**
Oh, God! He's here!
**[18:06] Haruaki**
Hey! Don't make it sound like
you just saw a cockroach!
**[18:08] Beniko**
Oh, Seimei's here.
**[18:11] Sano**
I thought you were gonna use
the faculty dorm's bath.
**[18:13] Haruaki**
Well, I wanted to get in
the bath with all of you.
**[18:16] Haruaki**
Let's get to know each other better!
**[18:18] Beniko**
Just watch. That's gonna piss Sano off.
**[18:21] Sano**
You're so friggin' creepy!
**[18:23] Haruaki**
A neckbreaker! I'mma die...
**[18:25] Beniko**
See?
**[18:26] Koizumi**
* Yeah... he's definitely out*
* of the question. For sure.*
**[18:30] Beniko**
Man, I hope the guys have something raunchy.
**[18:34] Renjou**
Zashiki-san! That's quite lewd!
***SIGN*** Jorougumo
Renjou-san
***SIGN*** Men
**[18:42] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun, so that's what you
look like without your eye patch.
**[18:45] Hijita**
More importantly, I've been thinking...
**[18:50] Hijita**
Seimei! Dude, you're huge!
**[18:53] Hijita**
You're way bigger than me!
**[18:55] Haruaki**
Right? I wonder if it's because I'm tall.
**[18:56] Kuniko**
S-Stop!
**[18:59] Koizumi**
Wait, their height makes a difference?!
**[19:00] Renjou**
Excuse me, boys! That's quite indecen—
**[19:02] Marilyn**
Just shut up, you idiot!
**[19:04] Mamekichi**
Oh, he's right. Seimei-kun, you *are* big.
**[19:08] Mamekichi**
I'm super tiny, so I'm jealous.
**[19:11] Haruaki**
You're fine as you are, Maizuka-kun.
**[19:13] Haruaki**
If you were just big down there,
you'd be like an elephant.
**[19:19] Kuniko**
What's the matter, Beniko-chan?
**[19:22] Beniko**
Oh, just...
**[19:24] Beniko**
wondering if I could get a peek.
**[19:26] Beniko**
Up we go.
**[19:27] Kuniko**
B-Beniko-chan?!
**[19:28] Beniko**
What? Guys aren't the only
ones that get to peek.
**[19:32] Beniko**
What are you doing, Momoyama-san?
**[19:34] Momoyama**
Rawr, rawr!
**[19:35] Beniko**
What? I'm not allowed to see Sano-kun naked?
**[19:39] Hijita**
On the other hand, Sano's not very big.
**[19:42] Sano**
Shut the hell up!
**[19:44] Momoyama**
*Oho...*
**[19:47] Futakuchi-onna**
I'm next, four-eyes.
**[19:49] Beniko**
Hey, you're not so bad.
**[19:51] Kuniko**
Now they're colluding!
**[19:53] Kuniko**
Hey! Someone stop those two—
**[19:55] Daisy**
Hey, grow your damn neck already.
**[19:57] Marilyn**
What's your neck even
for if you don't use it?
**[20:00] Kuniko**
That's it! Everyone!
**[20:02] Kuniko**
That's... enough!
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** n
***SIGN*** d
***SIGN*** ra
***SIGN*** go
***SIGN*** ra
***SIGN*** Sano
***SIGN*** Hijitaa
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Omame
***SIGN*** Tamao
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** gata
***SIGN*** Mujina
**[20:12] Nyuudou**
U-Utagawa-san... Is something the matter?
**[20:15] Kuniko**
Oh, no! I turned into a skeleton!
**[20:17] Kuniko**
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
**[20:19] Kuniko**
There was a mouse, and it startled me!
**[20:21] Kuniko**
I'm so sorry! I didn't see
anything! I really didn't!
**[20:27] Beniko**
That's hot!
**[20:28] Kuniko**
Dang it! I saw everything!
**[20:30] Futakuchi-onna**
So you did see! I'm jealous.
**[20:33] Kuniko**
N-No! I didn't see anything!
**[20:35] Futakuchi-onna**
Lies! You actually saw.
**[20:37] Futakuchi-onna**
You saw the Garden of Eden beyond the wall!
**[20:43] Kuniko**
Okay, fine! I did! I saw!
**[20:46] Kuniko**
I wouldn't call it the Garden
of Eden, though... It was more...
**[20:48] Kuniko**
like a safari park!
**[20:51] Nyuudou**
Utagawa-san, what are you even saying?
**[20:55] Beniko**
So is it true that Seimei's
huge and Sano's actually sma—
**[20:58] Kuniko**
I didn't get that good of a look!
**[21:00] Kuniko**
Besides, Nyuudou-kun's the
only one I care to see naked!
**[21:09] Beniko**
Ladies, let us rejoice!
**[21:12] All**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
**[21:17] Mandragora**
Time to party, wasshoi!
**[21:21] Kuniko**
Ugh, I'll never be able to get married
if we keep talking about this.
**[21:30] Kuniko**
Seimei-sensei?
**[21:32] Nyuudou**
Utagawa-san...
**[21:33] Kuniko**
Nyuudou-kun... I'm sorry about earlier.
**[21:35] Kuniko**
I didn't see anything!
**[21:37] Nyuudou**
S-Sorry. I believe that it
was some kind of mistake.
**[21:41] Kuniko**
Huh? What's wrong, Nyuudou-kun?
**[21:44] Hijira**
You're really going to ask that?
**[21:46] Hijira**
We could hear everything
you girls were saying!
**[21:49] Hijira**
About if you were gonna peek,
all the talk about big or small...
***SIGN*** Fire
**[21:51] Tamao**
Stay away, you beasts!
**[21:53] Fujihira**
Oh, dear... That's how you were looking at us?
**[21:57] Kuniko**
Wait, no...
**[21:58] Tamao**
Now, let's go, everyone.
**[22:00] Kuniko**
No, wait...
**[22:03] Momoyama**
Sano-kun...
**[22:05] Kuniko**
You've got the wrong idea!
# 9 - Save Me, Seimei-kun! The Case of the Animal Youkai Abductions!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:02] Hatanaka**
My afternoon lesson is with Class 3.
**[00:08] Hatanaka**
A crow feather?
**[00:10] Hatanaka**
That's a bit ominous.
**[00:12] Tengu**
Izuna Hatanaka-kun.
**[00:17] Announcer**
* Concerning the string of animal youkai*
* abductions the past few days...*
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[00:21] Announcer**
* Right now, we have some of*
* the animal youkai victims*
**[00:24] Announcer**
* who were hit yesterday here at*
* Takahashi Animal Youkai Clinic.*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island
***SIGN*** Takahashi Animal
Youkai Clinic
***SIGN*** Closed
Today
***SIGN*** Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions
**[00:27] Announcer**
*The culprit kidnaps the animal youkai,*
**[00:30] Announcer**
*shaves them,*
**[00:31] Announcer**
* and then returns them to*
* where they were taken.*
***SIGN*** Feels a lot
cooler now
**[00:35] Announcer**
* There have already been twelve*
* reported cases just this month.*
**[00:41] Haruaki**
Man, I guess there are a lot
of bad youkai out there.
**[00:44] Miki**
Of course. It's a rotten world out there.
**[00:47] Haruaki**
Kinda like how you're always seducing women.
**[00:50] Miki**
The hell I am! Just who do you think I am?
**[00:55] Miki**
I've never even dated anyone.
**[00:57] Haruaki**
What?!
**[00:59] Haruaki**
You're just like me even with
a face like that? No way!
**[01:02] Miki**
I'm purposely not seeing anyone! Anyway...
**[01:06] Miki**
If some bad youkai attacks me, protect
me with your demon-exorcising power.
**[01:11] Haruaki**
Sano-kun's way stronger than me.
You should ask him.
**[01:18] Sano**
What kind of teacher needs
their student to protect them?
**[01:22] Sano**
Hey, have you seen Mame?
**[01:24] Sano**
I can't find him anywhere.
**[01:26] Haruaki**
What?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
**[02:58] Haruaki**
Maizuka-kun's missing?
***SIGN*** Episode 9
"Save me, Seimei-kun!
The Case of the Animal
Youkai Abductions!!"
**[03:00] Sano**
Yeah.
**[03:01] Miki**
But...
**[03:02] Miki**
Doesn't Class 3 have a lesson
with Hatanaka-kun right now?
**[03:06] Small Old Man**
I think Sano-kun's skipping.
**[03:08] Miki**
You need to be in class!
**[03:10] Miki**
That kamaitachi's terrifyin'
if you make him angry!
**[03:14] Nyuudou**
Hatanaka never showed up.
**[03:16] Kuniko**
We came to get him since
he hadn't shown up yet.
**[03:20] Miki**
Hatanaka-kun headed there
over fifteen minutes ago...
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island
***SIGN*** Takahashi Animal
Youkai Clinic
***SIGN*** Breaking: One Victim After Another! Animal Youkai Abductions
**[03:24] Announcer**
*At 2 PM, we will continue our coverage*
**[03:28] Announcer**
* of the ongoing animal youkai*
* abductions and shavings.*
**[03:32] Kuniko**
By the way... I haven't seen
Tama-chan all afternoon, either...
**[03:37] Sano**
Mame!
**[03:39] Sano**
Mame!
**[03:40] Nyuudou**
Hey, Sano!
**[03:41] Noriko**
Seimei-kun! This is bad!
**[03:43] Noriko**
Marshmallow said he saw Mame-chan
and the other animal youkai
**[03:46] Noriko**
getting put into cages!
**[03:49] Noriko**
Then they got taken into the forest.
**[03:52] Haruaki**
Maybe it's more of those abductions
we keep hearing about on TV.
**[03:55] Haruaki**
If we don't do something,
those guys are gonna get shaved!
**[03:59] Sano**
Let's go after them!
**[04:00] Haruaki**
Right!
**[04:01] Haruaki**
Er, wait! That was the third floor!
**[04:05] Miki**
You kids go call the police.
**[04:09] Hatanaka**
...zuka... Maizuka! Maizuka!
***SIGN*** Maizuka-kun
**[04:16] Mamekichi**
Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
***SIGN*** Hatanaka-sensei
**[04:18] Mamekichi**
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
**[04:21] Hatanaka**
Does it look like we're in class right now?
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun
**[04:24] Tamao**
I'm not sure what's going on,
**[04:25] Tamao**
but all of us animal youkai
were put into cages.
**[04:28] Hatanaka**
Who would do something like this?
**[04:31] Ranmaru**
Oh, I see!
**[04:33] Ranmaru**
You're that curious about us, huh?
**[04:36] Mamekichi**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Lieutenant
***SIGN*** Scribe
**[04:38] Bonmaru**
Ta-da!
**[04:38] Ranmaru**
We're the Karasu Tengu Troupe!
**[04:40] Bonmaru**
Ta-da-da!
**[04:41] Ranmaru**
We're a group of super-evil villains!
**[04:43] Ranmaru**
Oh, and I'm the captain.
**[04:45] Mamekichi**
What a lame group name.
**[04:50] Ranmaru**
But I stayed up three nights
coming up with it...
**[04:52] Bonmaru**
See? I told you it's too simple.
**[04:55] Tenmaru**
That's enough talking.
**[04:59] Tamao**
Seimei.
**[05:00] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun!
**[05:00] Hatanaka**
Miki!
**[05:02] Ranmaru**
What?! But we haven't even
shaved any of them yet!
**[05:06] Ranmaru**
Scribe! Set some traps!
**[05:09] Mamekichi**
If you do anything to Seimei-kun and
the others, I'll never forgive you.
**[05:15] Ranmaru**
We don't need your forgiveness.
We're evil, after all.
**[05:20] Marshmallow**
I think they went in here.
**[05:23] Haruaki**
I had no idea there was an
abandoned factory in the forest.
**[05:27] Sano**
Totally seems like a hideout for villains.
**[05:30] Miki**
Tch. It's even foggy all of a sudden.
**[05:33] Haruaki**
Stay close, Noriko.
**[05:36] Haruaki**
Sano-kun, stay close to Kazuo.
**[05:39] Haruaki**
Marshmallow, you stay with Miki-sensei.
**[05:40] Marshmallow**
Hup.
**[05:44] Miki**
You're heavy! Don't sit on my head!
**[05:47] Marshmallow**
How dare you?! I'm not heavy!
**[05:50] Marshmallow**
I'm just a little marshmallowy!
**[05:53] Miki**
Come on, Abe-sensei.
**[05:55] Miki**
I ain't cut out to watch over this thing.
**[06:01] Miki**
Huh?
**[06:02] Marshmallow**
Even I got left behind because of you!
**[06:05] Marshmallow**
Numbnuts! Womanizer!
**[06:07] Miki**
Oh, damn it! Why does everyone
think I'm the womanizing type?!
**[06:13] Sexy Lady 1**
Oh?
**[06:14] Sexy Lady 1**
Look at this handsome fella.
**[06:17] Sexy Lady 2**
Ooh, sleep with me!
**[06:20] Marshmallow**
Huh? Why'd a buncha sexy ladies
show up in a place like this?
**[06:27] Marshmallow**
Wait, are you scared of women?
**[06:31] Miki**
N-No! I have five older sisters...
**[06:37] Marshmallow**
Oh, I get it. You must've
been their errand boy.
**[06:40] Miki**
Yup. I can handle them if they're younger,
**[06:43] Miki**
but if they're older, they're scar—
**[06:45] Sexy Ladies**
Hey, let's do something fun.
**[06:48] Marshmallow**
But why'd the thing he's scared
of show up now of all times?
**[06:49] Miki**
Stop... No... Wait, what are you touching?!
**[06:56] Sano**
Did someone get caught?
**[06:59] Kazuo**
That aside, it looks like we got really lost.
**[07:04] Sano**
We didn't get lost. Those other
two useless idiots got lost.
**[07:13] Fake Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[07:15] Fake Haruaki**
Where have you been?!
**[07:16] Sano**
Don't just show up out of
nowhere and latch on to me!
**[07:19] Sano**
You creepo!
**[07:20] Fake Haruaki 2**
Hey! Don't say that, Sano-kun!
**[07:25] Sano**
Damn you, Seimei!
**[07:27] Sano**
You can clone yourself?
I knew you weren't human!
**[07:30] Fake Haruaki 3**
But I am human, Sano-kun.
**[07:33] Fake Haruaki 4**
Ah, Sano-kun!
**[07:35] Fake Haruaki 5**
Hey, there's Sano-kun.
**[07:36] Sano**
Huh? No... wait...
**[07:37] Fake Haruakis**
Yay, it's Sano-kun!
**[07:40] Fake Haruakis**
Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun! Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Sano-kun
**[07:45] Ranmaru**
All right! We beat those
two strong-looking guys!
**[07:49] Ranmaru**
Way to go, Scribe!
**[07:51] Bonmaru**
Okay, the clippers are ready,
so let's get shaving.
**[07:56] Hatanaka**
What are you going to do with
our fur after you shave it?
**[07:58] Bonmaru**
We're gonna auction it off online.
***SIGN*** YOUKAI! Auctions
***SIGN*** What are you looking for?
***SIGN***
Animal Youkai Fur 50g
Currently 5,000 yen
***SIGN*** m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60
***SIGN***
Animal Youkai Fur 100g
Currently 9,000 yen
***SIGN*** m -35 60 l -35 19 40 19 40 60
**[08:01] Bonmaru**
There are fanatics out there
who'll shell out for them.
**[08:03] Bonmaru**
I mean, villains need money, too.
**[08:06] Mamekichi**
*What? Talk about a lame reason...*
**[08:10] Tamao**
Piss off!
**[08:11] Tamao**
You're not gonna shave us just
so you can make some money!
**[08:15] Tamao**
You creepy old guy with long hair!
**[08:16] Bonmaru**
Oh? Which one of you just called me
a creepy old guy with long hair?
**[08:21] Tamao**
It was this puny weasel, sir.
**[08:24] Hatanaka**
You shitty little cat!
**[08:27] Bonmaru**
It's fine. I love critters who
like throwing away their lives.
**[08:35] Ranmaru**
The only one left is...
**[08:41] Haruaki**
What do I do? I don't know where we are!
**[08:45] Noriko**
I thought I heard the other two
scream. I hope they're okay...
**[08:50] Noriko**
Wait, huh?
**[08:51] Noriko**
I think I see a light over there.
**[08:55] Haruaki**
Huh? A c-convenience store?
**[09:00] Haruaki**
What's it doing here?
**[09:02] Haruaki**
Th-Those are...
**[09:04] Haruaki**
Middle schoolers hanging out
at the convenience store!
**[09:09] Haruaki**
I'm so scared! I'm gonna get killed!
***SIGN*** Principal
***SIGN*** Cockroaches
***SIGN*** Band of Burglars
***SIGN*** Ghosts and Youkai
**[09:11] Small Old Man**
Nothing scares Haruaki more
**[09:13] Small Old Man**
than middle schoolers hanging
out at a convenience store.
***SIGN*** Middle schoolers
hanging out at a
convenience store
***SIGN*** The principal is here
**[09:17] Noriko**
Anyway, Seimei-kun.
**[09:19] Noriko**
As a teacher, you need to
tell them a thing or two.
**[09:22] Haruaki**
Huh?! I can't! I'm scared!
**[09:24] Noriko**
You dummy!
**[09:26] Noriko**
Seimei-kun! You're not going to be
a wimpy failure forever, are you?
**[09:32] Noriko**
You're a wonderful teacher who's
supposed to guide his students.
**[09:37] Noriko**
If you run away now, how can
you ever stand before them?
**[09:41] Noriko**
I know you can do it, Seimei-kun!
**[09:44] Haruaki**
Noriko...
**[09:46] Haruaki**
*That's right.*
**[09:47] Haruaki**
* I'm not the same guy who*
* was so scared of delinquents*
**[09:49] Futon fairy**
Blankie!
**[09:50] Haruaki**
*that I became the futon fairy!*
**[09:52] Haruaki**
*I'm...*
**[09:54] Haruaki**
*a teacher!*
**[09:55] Haruaki**
H-Hey, you two!
**[09:59] Haruaki**
You're in the way sitting
there. You need to move!
***SIGN*** Screeee
**[10:03] Students**
You want a piece of us?!
**[10:07] Haruaki**
Oh, no!
**[10:09] Haruaki**
I was talking to
**[10:11] Haruaki**
this small, nameless ladybug
that's in front of you.
**[10:15] Noriko**
I mean, we wouldn't have an issue
if a little lecture could actually
**[10:19] Noriko**
change a personality that was
twenty-some years in the making.
**[10:22] Student 1**
Hey, so what're you tryin'
to say, you ladybug bastard?
**[10:27] Haruaki**
I-It's not good to hang out
in front of a store...
**[10:30] Students**
What?!
**[10:31] Haruaki**
It's bothering the other customers...
**[10:36] Haruaki**
So you should stop!
**[10:38] Haruaki**
So you should stop!
**[10:40] Haruaki**
So you should stop!
**[10:49] Miki**
No! Stop!
**[10:53] Ranmaru**
I knew it.
**[10:56] Ranmaru**
It's been a thousand years,
Seimei Abeno-kun.
**[11:00] Haruaki**
Th-They turned into logs.
**[11:04] Noriko**
I'm sure there was some youkai
magic cast on these logs.
**[11:07] Noriko**
Whenever someone came nearby,
**[11:08] Noriko**
they turned into the thing they're
most scared of, or something.
**[11:11] Haruaki**
I see...
**[11:13] Tenmaru**
You actually broke a Karasu
Tengu's youkai magic spell.
**[11:16] Tenmaru**
What did you do?
**[11:19] Tenmaru**
Just who are you?
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[11:33] Tenmaru**
So...
**[11:35] Tenmaru**
What was that power you just used?
**[11:39] Haruaki**
*This kidnapper-looking guy just saw me.*
**[11:41] Haruaki**
*I need to lie.*
**[11:43] Haruaki**
I-I'm an employee at this chemical lab.
**[11:48] Haruaki**
What you just saw was... um...
**[11:51] Haruaki**
something having to do with
chemistry or something.
**[11:56] Tenmaru**
Oh, I see. You're from the chemical lab.
**[12:00] Haruaki**
Okay, we're going to see if there's some
kind of chemical leak or something!
**[12:05] Tenmaru**
That's interesting. I heard this place
is a former sweets factory.
**[12:09] Haruaki**
What?!
**[12:11] Haruaki**
We're sorry for lying!
**[12:12] Noriko**
Yup.
**[12:14] Tenmaru**
Actually, I'm lying.
**[12:16] Haruaki**
He's a liar!
**[12:17] Tenmaru**
You're a teacher from
Hyakki Academy, aren't you?
**[12:21] Tenmaru**
I already knew that.
**[12:23] Haruaki**
Then we're going to exercise
our right to remain silent now!
**[12:25] Noriko**
Yup.
**[12:26] Tenmaru**
Oh?
**[12:27] Haruaki**
C-Come at me! E-Even if you
hit me, I won't say a word...
**[12:34] Haruaki**
I'm sorry! Please don't hit me!
**[12:36] Ranmaru**
Hey, Scribe! Don't be violent with the lad.
**[12:43] Tenmaru**
Do you know him?
**[12:44] Ranmaru**
I do! I never thought
I'd run into him here, though.
**[12:51] Ranmaru**
I see that power of yours is as strong as ever...
**[12:56] Ranmaru**
The power to exorcise demons.
**[13:06] Bonmaru**
Damn it... Where'd they go?!
**[13:09] Bonmaru**
Over there?
**[13:12] Tamao**
Did he leave?
**[13:13] Mamekichi**
Looks like it.
**[13:15] Tamao**
We managed to find a chance to escape.
**[13:17] Hatanaka**
Yeah. I forgot, but...
**[13:22] Tamao and Mamekichi**
Hooray!
**[13:23] Hatanaka**
I'm a kamaitachi, so I can cut
through cages pretty easily.
**[13:27] Mamekichi**
You can be a bit spacey
sometimes, Hatanaka-sensei.
**[13:30] Tamao**
It's good that we were able to escape, but...
**[13:33] Mamekichi**
Looks like we got out a bit too late.
**[13:37] Tamao**
Damn those other animals escaping before us!
**[13:41] Hatanaka**
Such a cruel world.
**[13:42] Mamekichi**
If they catch us now,
they're not just gonna shave us.
**[13:46] Mamekichi**
They'll probably kill us and
throw us into a hotpot.
**[13:51] Tamao**
What?! But I still have so much I wanna do!
**[13:54] Tamao**
I don't wanna be a hotpot!
**[13:57] Hatanaka**
I'm sure whatever you didn't
do wasn't that important.
**[14:01] Hatanaka**
Come on, stop crying.
**[14:03] Mamekichi**
The way you're trying to cheer him up,
**[14:06] Mamekichi**
it's hard to believe you're a teacher...
**[14:08] Mandragora**
The water's great.
***SIGN*** Sulk...
**[14:09] Tamao**
You see... I have a dream.
**[14:12] Tamao**
I want Ren-Ren to find a
lovely girlfriend and be happy.
**[14:17] Mamekichi**
Oh? You're suddenly trying
to be a goody two-shoes?
***SIGN*** Beautiful
**[14:20] Tamao**
And then, they'll eventually get married,
***SIGN*** Beautiful
**[14:22] Tamao**
and Ren-Ren will build a huge white house.
**[14:26] Tamao**
Ren-Ren, the wonderful husband, his
beautiful wife, their adorable daughter...
***SIGN*** Beautiful
**[14:31] Tamao**
and me.
**[14:33] Hatanaka**
This guy's trying to be a pet!
**[14:36] Hatanaka**
You cretin! You're supposedly a nekomata!
**[14:39] Tamao**
"Supposedly" nothing! I'm 100% a nekomata.
**[14:41] Hatanaka**
Nope! I'm leaving that
"supposedly" label on you!
***SIGN*** Supposedly
***SIGN*** Beautiful
**[14:45] Tamao**
Of course, since they're gonna feed
me, I'll be as adorable as possible!
**[14:49] Hatanaka**
Never mind. You're just a plain ol' cat.
**[14:52] Mamekichi**
Have you told Nyuudou-kun any of that?
**[14:55] Tamao**
Nope.
**[14:56] Tamao**
He'd probably get mad if I told him now,
**[14:58] Tamao**
so I figured I'd tell him when he's
giddy over having a girlfriend.
**[15:01] Hatanaka**
I guess you can be a bit calculating after all.
**[15:04] Tamao**
Don't you wanna be a pet when Sano
gets married in the future, Mame?
**[15:09] Mamekichi**
What? There's no way Sano-kun would
ever love anyone other than me.
**[15:13] Mamekichi**
He won't get married.
**[15:15] Hatanaka**
This is getting really dark...
**[15:18] Bonmaru**
Caught you.
**[15:21] Mamekichi**
Save me, Sano-kun!
**[15:24] Bonmaru**
Sado-kun?
**[15:25] Mamekichi**
It's Sano-kun!
**[15:26] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun is nice, strong, cool,
handsome, and he loves me...
**[15:32] Mamekichi**
And he's a huge sadist!
**[15:33] Sano**
The hell...
**[15:35] Sano**
do you think you're doing
to Mame, you dumbass?!
**[15:39] Hatanaka**
Sano! Miki!
**[15:41] Miki**
Heya. Still alive?
**[15:43] Marshmallow**
Marshmallow...
**[15:44] Kazuo**
...and Kazuo are here, too.
**[15:48] Sano**
Mame!
**[15:50] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun!
**[15:54] Mamekichi**
I was so scared, Sano-kun!
**[15:56] Mamekichi**
That old guy said he was gonna
skin us and put us in a hotpot!
**[16:02] Sano**
Okay, let's kill him.
**[16:03] Bonmaru**
I-I didn't say any of that.
**[16:06] Bonmaru**
I'm not going to be taken down...
**[16:09] Bonmaru**
that easily!
**[16:14] Sano**
He summoned a human-faced rock!
**[16:16] Miki**
He didn't summon it! He used youkai magic to turn a stone into that!
**[16:21] Small Old Man**
Karasu Tengu.
**[16:22] Small Old Man**
Youkai that are said to be mountain gods.
**[16:25] Small Old Man**
With their divine youkai magic,
**[16:27] Small Old Man**
they can transform objects
and make people see illusions.
**[16:31] Bonmaru**
Now, then...
**[16:33] Bonmaru**
If you don't wanna die, hand them over!
**[16:36] Sano**
Hell no!
**[16:36] Miki**
Honestly, I want to hand them
over if that'll save me!
**[16:42] Sano**
But what do we do now?
**[16:44] Sano**
This is gonna be worse than
getting your fur shaved off!
**[16:47] Tamao**
I mean... What do you want from a
yakubyougami that can only strip,
**[16:50] Tamao**
an oni that only has a horn,
and three animals?
**[16:54] Miki**
Oh, damn it! Fine!
**[16:57] Miki**
I am an actual oni youkai, after all!
**[17:00] Rock**
Blocked?!
**[17:02] Miki**
I can at least stop it...
**[17:05] Marshmallow**
Guys! I'll stall him!
**[17:08] Miki**
You ain't doin' shit, Marshmallow!
**[17:11] Miki**
If I only had sake, then I could turn
this rock into dust in a single blow!
**[17:15] Mamekichi**
Even if you turned it into dust,
you'd be drunk, so you'd just run wild.
**[17:19] Tamao**
That'd just be more enemies...
**[17:20] Bonmaru**
You can act all cool stopping that thing, but...
**[17:23] Bonmaru**
The number of human-faced rocks I can make...
**[17:26] Bonmaru**
isn't just one.
**[17:32] Miki**
No way...
**[17:35] Ranmaru**
What?!
**[17:37] Ranmaru**
You're not Seimei-kun?
You're his descendant?
**[17:41] Haruaki**
I-I think so...
**[17:43] Ranmaru**
Then I know!
**[17:44] Ranmaru**
Haruaki-kun, you should join
the Karasu Tengu Troupe, too!
**[17:47] Haruaki**
Wait, why?
**[17:48] Ranmaru**
You should be using your powers for evil!
**[17:51] Ranmaru**
And stop being a teacher for that nasty guy.
**[17:56] Principal**
Oh? You wouldn't happen to be
talking about me, would you?
**[18:02] Principal**
Honestly...
**[18:07] Haruaki**
I was so scared, Principal!
**[18:11] Principal**
Could you not poach my subordinates?
**[18:15] Ranmaru**
But it's okay for you to kick them?!
**[18:17] Principal**
And just how long are you going
to keep up your petty crimes?
**[18:22] Principal**
It's about time to hang up the hat, isn't it?
**[18:26] Ranmaru**
Nah, I'm good with being in this for life.
**[18:29] Ranmaru**
Besides...
**[18:31] Ranmaru**
You're the last person I want to
hear that from, considering
**[18:34] Ranmaru**
how obsessed you are with Seimei.
**[18:38] Haruaki**
Principal...
**[18:41] Bonmaru**
All right... Are you ready to give up?
**[18:45] Bonmaru**
You don't want to end up like him, do you?
**[18:48] Marshmallow**
Rintarou... We sorta suck this episode.
**[18:52] Miki**
I know, right?
**[18:56] Sano**
In that case...
**[19:00] Sano**
I'll just have to hope this works!
**[19:03] Mamekichi**
Don't worry! You can do it, Sano-kun!
**[19:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Don't worry, Sano-kun!
**[19:15] Bonmaru**
What the...
**[19:21] Principal/Haruaki/Ranmaru/Tenmaru**
Huh?
**[19:29] Principal**
Why did it hit me, too?
**[19:32] Ranmaru**
Wh-What is this?
**[19:34] Tenmaru**
Lieutenant...
**[19:35] Bonmaru**
Captain! Scribe!
**[19:39] Sano**
I-I did it.
**[19:41] Mamekichi**
That was amazing, Sano-kun! You beat
that something-or-other troupe!
**[19:45] Bonmaru**
That's it! Forget skinning
those animals. Let's scram.
**[19:48] Tenmaru**
I'll murder you later, Lieutenant.
**[19:51] Haruaki**
Hey! They're running away!
**[19:52] Haruaki**
Someone catch those guys!
**[19:59] Ranmaru**
Where'd this mud puddle come from?!
**[20:01] Bonmaru**
Damn it! I don't know what's going on,
but let's abandon the captain.
**[20:05] Tenmaru**
Agreed.
**[20:07] Ranmaru**
Save me! I can't swim!
**[20:09] Tenmaru**
Why is there a mud puddle here?
**[20:12] Hijita**
Heya!
**[20:15] Hijita**
Looks like you've been taking
real good care of our buddies.
**[20:19] Haruaki**
Everyone!
**[20:21] Tamao**
Ren-Ren!
**[20:22] Nyuudou**
Tama! You still fluffy?
**[20:24] Tamao**
Yeah! I'm still fluffy.
**[20:27] Beniko**
We called the authorities, too.
The police will be here soon.
**[20:33] Nyuudou**
What the heck?
**[20:34] Hijita**
He flung up my mud!
**[20:38] Beniko**
Damn it! They got away!
**[20:40] Hijita**
Search for them! They're
dead meat once we find them!
**[20:44] Bonmaru**
What's with those guys? They seem
way more like villains than we do.
***SIGN*** Youkai News
***SIGN*** Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai
Find Fur Stash While Escaping!
***SIGN*** Heroes! Abducted Animal Youkai
Find Fur Stash While Escaping!
**[20:54] Tamao**
Hey...
**[20:56] Tamao**
Those guys didn't do anything!
Why are they in the paper?!
**[21:00] Mamekichi**
Honestly, you've done the
least out of everyone this time.
**[21:03] Haruaki**
Well, we were able to stop their
crimes, so I think we're even.
**[21:08] Tamao**
Oh, we're definitely even.
**[21:10] Tamao**
Lookie! I managed to swipe those mask and
glasses guys' wallets during all the chaos.
**[21:15] Small Old Man**
Don't try this at home, kids.
**[21:18] Haruaki**
I mean, I know they're thieves,
but you shouldn't steal from them.
**[21:21] Haruaki**
One, two, three... 3,000 yen.
**[21:24] Tenmaru**
Who's the thief here?
**[21:26] Haruaki**
Whoa! You startled me!
**[21:28] Haruaki**
Wait... Who are you?
**[21:30] Tenmaru**
I'm from Class 1-3. I'm Tenmaru Karasuma.
**[21:34] Tenmaru**
Nice hanging out with you yesterday.
**[21:36] Haruaki**
You're a student here?!
Oh, that's why you knew me.
**[21:41] Tenmaru**
We were utterly defeated yesterday.
We'll give up on the fur business.
**[21:49] Tenmaru**
But if you guys aren't careful,
**[21:51] Tenmaru**
the Karasu Tengu Troupe might
steal something from you, too.
**[21:56] Haruaki**
Huh? Hey! That's my wallet!
**[21:59] Tenmaru**
Well, we can just trade
for the other two wallets...
**[22:04] Tenmaru**
Hey, there's only 80 yen in here!
**[22:07] Haruaki**
Well, it's before payday.
# 10 - School Camp of Terror
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:00] Haruaki**
*On an extremely hot summer day...*
**[00:04] Haruaki**
*We're having a school camp on the beach.*
**[00:06] Haruaki**
* We, the members of Class 2-3, are at a*
* camping site on the outskirts of the island.*
**[00:10] Hatanaka**
Hey. You don't have
too much time to relax.
**[00:15] Hatanaka**
Your spookology exam begins after this.
**[00:18] Haruaki**
Wait, isn't this supposed
to just be a school camp?
**[00:22] Sano**
School?
***SIGN*** No Trespassing
**[00:23] Hatanaka**
This is the old Hyakki
Academy school building.
**[00:25] Hatanaka**
The exam will take place here.
**[00:27] Hatanaka**
Spookology is a class in which you'll
do practical training for spooking.
**[00:30] Hatanaka**
You'll bring out your youkai powers
in various places and situations.
**[00:36] Hatanaka**
You'll be staying here for the night.
**[00:39] All**
What?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
**[02:15] Haruaki**
It feels like some youkai
might jump out at any moment.
***SIGN*** Fire
**[02:18] Nyuudou**
Take a good look around you.
**[02:21] Nyuudou**
For an old building,
it's actually not that dusty.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
"School Camp of Terror"
**[02:24] Toubyou**
It's probably because Class 2 used this
place for their school camp last week.
**[02:28] Mujina**
Come to think of it, Class 2 seemed pretty
down in the dumps after their school camp.
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
**[02:36] Nyuudou**
Wow... So we're gonna
sleep in the classroom?
**[02:39] Haruaki**
That's actually kinda exciting.
**[02:41] Hatanaka**
Okay, I'll explain how this is all going to go.
**[02:44] Hatanaka**
First, be aware that the only restroom
is at the other end of the courtyard.
**[02:49] Kuniko**
Thank goodness! There's actually a bath!
**[02:53] Hijita**
D-Don't go peeking this time.
**[02:55] Girls**
We won't, fool!
**[03:01] Haruaki**
Hey, let's have some boys'
talk before we go to bed!
**[03:04] Sano**
Why are you trying to
mingle with the students?
**[03:06] Haruaki**
Okay, let's start. Who has a girlfriend?
**[03:08] All**
Silence...
**[03:11] Hijita**
W-We're gonna get girlfriends this summer!
**[03:15] Hijita**
Ain't that right, boys?!
**[03:16] All**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:18] Haruaki**
Ow!
**[03:19] Hatanaka**
Why are you trying to talk
romance with the students?
**[03:22] Haruaki**
I figured you'd show up eventually.
**[03:25] Haruaki**
Okay, Hatanaka-sensei. Once we get back
to the room, let's talk about roma—
**[03:28] Hatanaka**
Absolutely not. The rest of
you, hurry up and sleep!
**[03:31] Students**
Aw...
**[03:32] Hatanaka**
I hear bad kids who don't go to bed early
will get a goodnight kiss from Miki-sensei.
**[03:38] All**
Goodnight!
***SIGN*** Sleep
**[03:47] Tamao**
Ren-Ren, Ren-Ren.
**[03:51] Tamao**
Do you need to go to the bathroom, Ren-Ren?
**[03:54] Tamao**
I don't mind going with you
if you need to go right now.
**[04:00] Nyuudou**
How is a youkai too scared of
ghosts to go to the bathroom?
**[04:03] Tamao**
Youkai and ghosts are different!
**[04:06] Tamao**
I mean, those guys are dead.
**[04:07] Nyuudou**
Alive or not, we're all
supposed to spook peop—
**[04:13] Renjou**
Oh, my. What are two
gentlemen like yourselves
**[04:16] Renjou**
doing out at this hour while
embracing each other?
**[04:19] Nyuudou**
R-Renjou... What the heck are
you doing out here this late?
**[04:23] Renjou**
Kuniko went to the bathroom
and hasn't come back.
**[04:27] Renjou**
It's been over an hour.
**[04:29] Nyuudou**
Utagawa-san? Well, now I'm worried.
**[04:32] Nyuudou**
Let's go to the bathroom
and look for her, too.
**[04:34] Tamao**
Right! Uh, Ren-Ren, don't leave my side, though.
***SIGN*** Men Women
**[04:39] Tamao**
Ren-Ren, are you there?
**[04:41] Nyuudou**
I am.
**[04:42] Renjou**
Kuniko? What about you?
**[04:45] Nyuudou**
What is it? Did you find Utagawa-san?
**[04:48] Nyuudou**
Renjou?
**[04:51] Nyuudou**
Hey, Renjou! I'm coming in.
**[04:54] Nyuudou**
Don't call me a perv when I go in.
**[04:57] Nyuudou**
Hey, no hiding somewhere to jump-scare me.
**[05:02] Nyuudou**
Wh-What...
**[05:04] Nyuudou**
Renjou! Don't mess with me!
**[05:07] Nyuudou**
Even I get scared at things like...
***SIGN*** Caught you,
Nyuudou-kun
**[05:14] Tamao**
Whew. Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[05:16] Tamao**
You wouldn't believe this bathroom!
They actually had a litter box.
**[05:23] Tamao**
R-Ren-Ren? Hello?
**[05:31] Tamao**
What's that noise?
**[05:43] Small Old Man**
This is the teachers' room.
***SIGN*** Class 1-3
**[05:47] Haruaki**
Huh? What's going—Huh? Wha...
**[05:50] Haruaki**
Akisame-kun?!
**[05:52] Tamao**
Seimei!
**[05:55] Haruaki**
What?!
**[05:56] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun and some other kids disappeared?
**[05:59] Sano**
Seimei!
**[06:00] Haruaki**
Sano-kun! You guys!
**[06:02] Small Old Man**
Blah, blah, yada, yada.
***SIGN*** Blah, blah
Yada, yada
**[06:04] Haruaki**
What?! The students in our class keep
disappearing one after another?!
**[06:08] Fuji**
Apparently, ten are already missing,
including Nyuudou and the others.
**[06:13] Hatanaka**
*Looks like you've finally caught on.*
**[06:16] Hatanaka**
I'm sure some of you have been
frightened, but don't worry.
**[06:20] Hatanaka**
This is the spookology exam.
**[06:22] Hijita**
*This is the exam?!*
**[06:25] Hatanaka**
* There are currently several Hyakki*
* Academy alumni in this building.*
**[06:29] Hatanaka**
* They're doing various things to*
* spook all of you and capture you.*
**[06:33] Tamao**
Wh-What are we supposed to do?
**[06:36] Hatanaka**
* There is just one person who has*
* the key to the door leading outside.*
**[06:40] Hatanaka**
* If even one of you can catch them, get the*
* key, and escape this building, you all pass.*
**[06:46] Haruaki**
Er... What should I be doing?
**[06:49] Hatanaka**
Abe-sensei, you'll... well, you know.
**[06:52] Hatanaka**
Since you're their teacher, make sure
you properly support your students.
**[06:56] Hijita**
Hey! You're just trying to push him onto
us because he's in the way, aren't you?!
**[06:59] Toubyou**
Seimei should be on the teachers' team!
**[07:01] Hatanaka**
*Shut up! No returns on defective items!*
**[07:03] Kurahashi**
Um... So what happens if everyone's
caught or we don't find the key?
**[07:09] Hatanaka**
It's no big deal.
**[07:10] Hatanaka**
You'll just have to spend the first half of
your summer vacation in remedial classes.
**[07:14] Hijita**
B-But that's just so cruel...
**[07:17] Toubyou**
Do you want us to die?
**[07:19] Hatanaka**
Otherwise, you'll just have to use your
youkai magic and abilities to get away.
**[07:24] Hatanaka**
Your time limit ends when the sun rises.
**[07:27] Hatanaka**
All right. Let the final
exam on spookology begin!
**[07:34] Hijita**
There's no point in us all staying here.
***SIGN*** Rock
**[07:37] Hijita**
Let's split up into groups of rock, paper,
scissors, and heart to look for the key.
***SIGN*** Scissors
***SIGN*** Paper
***SIGN*** Heart
**[07:40] Mamekichi**
Heart?
***SIGN*** Heart
**[07:41] Hijita**
Okay, let's go!
**[07:42] Hijita**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
**[07:45] Group 1**
Rock!
***SIGN*** Group 1
**[07:45] Small old man**
Those who threw rock are Group 1.
***SIGN*** Group 1
**[07:47] Group 2**
Scissors!
***SIGN*** Group 2
**[07:47] Small old man**
Scissors are Group 2.
***SIGN*** Group 2
**[07:49] Group 3**
Paper!
***SIGN*** Group 3
**[07:49] Small Old Man**
Paper are Group 3.
***SIGN*** Group 3
***SIGN*** Group 4
**[07:51] Small Old Man**
And those who threw heart are Group 4.
**[07:51] Group 4**
Heart!
***SIGN*** Group 4
***SIGN*** 2nd Floor
**[07:54] Sano**
We, Group 4, will search this floor.
**[07:57] Fuji**
Sounds good, thanks.
**[07:59] Sano**
Hey, Fuji, you always dress like
a girl. Is that just a hobby?
**[08:03] Fuji**
I just like crossdressing.
**[08:05] Ohaguro**
Do you really have time for idle chatter?
**[08:09] Sano**
What the heck is that?!
**[08:10] Haruaki**
Um, uh, it's an ohaguro bettari.
A youkai with black teeth.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai
Dictionary
**[08:15] Tamao**
Go to the damn dentist!
**[08:18] Ohaguro**
Caught you—Huh?
**[08:21] Haruaki**
I guess that's a yuki-onna for you.
**[08:23] Fuji**
You can just stay there until morning.
**[08:26] Small old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[08:28] Small Old Man**
Yuki-onna. Their breath is so
cold that it can freeze people.
**[08:32] Small Old Man**
They'd make great air
conditioners in the summer.
**[08:34] Haruaki**
Wouldn't Fuji-kun be a
yuki-otoko since he's a boy?
**[08:38] Fuji**
You're thinking of a yeti, and that's a UMA.
***SIGN*** 1st Floor, Group 1
**[08:42] Small old man**
Meanwhile, Group 1 on the first floor was...
***SIGN*** 1st Floor, Group 1
**[08:47] Toubyou**
This is bad! This is bad!
**[08:48] Toubyou**
The classroom skeleton, an anatomical
model, and Kinjirou Ninomiya
**[08:48] Skeleton; model; Ninomiya**
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
**[08:50] Toubyou**
are chasing after us like
they're in a four-legged race!
**[08:53] All**
This is terrifying!
**[08:54] Toubyou**
Let's hide in that room!
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[08:58] Takahashi**
Oh, welcome in.
**[09:00] Toubyou**
Hey! It's the doctor that's
at our school sometimes!
**[09:03] Toubyou**
Is it Yatsuhashi-sensei?
**[09:04] Takahashi**
It's Takahashi-sensei.
**[09:06] Kurahashi**
I-I guess you're an alumnus...
**[09:09] Takahashi**
Though that was about a hundred years ago.
**[09:12] Takahashi**
Also...
**[09:13] Takahashi**
I'm not the only alumnus here.
**[09:16] Takahashi**
Have you ever heard of a
youkai called yamanba?
**[09:19] Takahashi**
They greet humans who wander into the
mountains with their beautiful faces...
**[09:23] Takahashi**
and then eat them. They're terrifying youkai!
**[09:27] Takahashi**
All right. Now that you can't get away,
it's time for your medical exams.
***SIGN*** 3rd Floor, Group 2
**[09:36] Small Old Man**
Meanwhile, Group 2 was in the art
room on the third floor, and...
***SIGN*** 3rd Floor, Group 2
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[09:41] Hatanaka**
* Kurahashi, Toubyou, Ogatarin,*
* and Ogoso have all fallen.*
**[09:45] Hatanaka**
*Only eleven remain.*
**[09:46] Mamekichi**
We gotta find the key before
everyone gets caught!
**[09:49] Yanagida**
Don't worry.
**[09:50] Yanagida**
If all else fails, I'll use my medicine to
blow this place to smithereens and escape.
**[09:54] Doppel Yamazaki**
Whoa there, that's not happening.
**[09:55] Yanagida**
Wh-What the?! What just happened?!
**[09:58] Marilyn**
Gah! Yanagida multiplied!
**[10:01] Doppel Yanagida**
You stupid Fakegida! I'm not
some dumb rag like you!
**[10:04] Yanagida**
You dumb Knockoffgida!
**[10:05] Yanagida**
I don't look like a stupid loincloth, either!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[10:08] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[10:10] Small Old Man**
Doppelgänger.
**[10:11] Small Old Man**
Something bad will happen
**[10:12] Small Old Man**
if you run into a doppelgänger
that looks just like you.
**[10:15] Yanagidas**
You guys can tell, right? You know which
one of us is the Realgida, right?!
**[10:19] Yanagidas**
Oh? Hey, why are you tying us both up?!
**[10:22] Mamekichi**
We might as well blast
both of them off into space.
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
**[10:25] Doppel Yanagida**
No way! That's so mean! I'm the real one!
**[10:29] Yanagida**
Good grief. Are you all that
jealous of my talents?
**[10:32] Mamekichi**
You're the Lyingida!
**[10:33] Marilyn**
The real Yanagida wouldn't
lose heart over this!
**[10:36] Doppel Yanagida**
Say what?!
**[10:37] Mamekichi**
He wouldn't lose heart,
reflect, or apologize!
**[10:40] Mamekichi**
He's an absolute piece of shit to the core!
**[10:42] Mamekichi**
That's who Yanagida is!
**[10:43] Yanagida**
Aw, shucks. Flattery will get you nowhere.
**[10:45] Mamekichi**
Anyway, let's burn the fake.
**[10:48] Yanagida**
Okay, we'll use this special
medicine with the Yanagida label
**[10:51] Yanagida**
to turn this doppel bastard into dust!
**[10:55] Yanagida**
Hi-yah!
**[11:01] Mamekichi**
We should've burned the real one first.
***SIGN*** Group 2 is Out
**[11:05] Small Old Man**
Group 2 is out.
***SIGN*** Broadcast Room
**[11:08] Hijita**
Huh?
***SIGN*** 3rd Floor, Group 3
**[11:09] Small Old Man**
This is Group 3 on the third floor.
**[11:12] Hijita**
We can't get into the broadcast room.
**[11:14] Beniko**
And here we were, trying to surprise
attack Hatanaka and the others.
**[11:18] Satou**
I'm a nurikabe.
**[11:20] Hatanaka**
You guys are way too obvious.
**[11:22] Hijita**
I guess we'll just have
to properly look around.
**[11:25] Hijita**
What's wrong?
**[11:26] Odawara**
Out... Outside the window...
**[11:32] Odawara**
It's the night parade of one hundred demons!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[11:44] Odawara**
Th-The night parade of one
hundred demons is attacking!
**[11:47] Hijita**
Run away!
**[11:48] Oboroguruma**
You're not getting away.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[11:51] Small Old man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[11:53] Small Old man**
Oboroguruma. An oxcart youkai.
**[11:59] Odawara**
No!
**[12:01] Hijita**
Odawara! Satsuki!
**[12:03] Hijita**
Beniko!
**[12:10] Hijita**
Beniko!
**[12:15] Hijita**
Damn it! Now I'm absolutely
determined to find that key
**[12:18] Hijita**
and get the hell outta here. No matter what!
***SIGN*** Group 4
**[12:21] Small old man**
Group 4 is on the 2nd floor.
**[12:24] Hatanaka**
* Satsuki, Odawara, and*
* Zashiki have been caught.*
**[12:28] Hatanaka**
*Only four remain.*
**[12:29] Haruaki**
I guess they got everyone but Hijita-kun.
**[12:32] Sano**
Don't tell me they got Mame, too.
**[12:33] Tamao**
Show yourselves, alumni!
**[12:35] Tamao**
I'm gonna...
**[12:38] Tamao**
scratch all of you!
**[12:39] Nyuudou (Doppel Yamazaki)**
Hey.
**[12:40] Tamao**
I'm sorry!
**[12:42] Nyuudou**
Tama?!
**[12:45] Haruaki**
N-Nyuudou-kun! You're safe!
**[12:48] Nyuudou**
Yeah, some weird youkai attacked me,
**[12:51] Nyuudou**
so I was hiding in an empty
classroom for a while.
**[12:53] Tamao**
You were hiding this whole time?
**[12:55] Tamao**
You left me alone in the bathroom.
**[12:58] Nyuudou**
S-Sorry about that. But I
was getting chased, too.
**[13:01] Nyuudou**
So did you guys find the key?
**[13:03] Haruaki**
No, not yet.
**[13:05] Haruaki**
Hey, maybe someone other
than the spookers has it.
**[13:09] Haruaki**
It might be possible that
the teachers may have it.
**[13:12] Nyuudou**
I'm sure the teachers wouldn't
do something that mean.
**[13:15] Nyuudou**
I don't think that's likely.
**[13:17] Haruaki**
Sano-kun, isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird?
**[13:21] Sano**
Huh?
**[13:22] Haruaki**
There's just something off about him...
**[13:25] Nyuudou**
What's wrong?
**[13:25] Haruaki**
Oh, cray! I mean clay!
**[13:27] Haruaki**
Er, we were just talking about earthenware!
**[13:29] Haruaki**
Which do you prefer,
Nyuudou-kun? Jomon? Yayoi?
**[13:31] Haruaki**
I honestly prefer Reiwa myself...
**[13:33] Sano**
*Something feels off, huh?*
**[13:36] Nezumi**
Hello, students. Did you find the key?
**[13:38] Haruaki**
N-Nezumi-sensei! A-And...
**[13:41] Fuji**
The key! He's conspicuously
carrying around the key!
**[13:44] Nezumi**
I've gained a little weight lately, so I'll
play with you all to get some exercise in.
**[13:47] Nezumi**
Lickity-squeak!
**[13:49] Tamao**
Oh, please!
**[13:50] Tamao**
Don't underestimate me, you dumb rodent!
**[13:52] Nezumi**
You can say...
**[13:53] Nezumi**
things like that...
**[13:55] Nezumi**
once you make it into...
**[13:56] Nezumi**
the Chinese zodiac, you dumb cat.
**[13:59] Fuji**
You just keep scampering about,
you annoying little thing.
**[14:03] Fuji**
Just stop.
**[14:10] Haruaki**
Hey! He's hibernating because of the cold!
**[14:12] Tamao**
I got the key! Ta-da!
**[14:15] Sano**
Hey! Doesn't that key seem kinda bent?
**[14:18] Fuji**
Hey, squeakface. What's going on here? Huh?
**[14:22] Nezumi**
Hm? Looks like you fell for it.
**[14:24] Nezumi**
This is chocolate for my midnight snack!
**[14:26] Nezumi**
Munch, munch, munch.
**[14:30] Nezumi**
I'm back.
**[14:31] Both**
What?!
**[14:33] Mandragora**
Om nom.
**[14:34] Haruaki**
We've searched most of the second floor,
so maybe we should go down to the first floor.
**[14:39] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun's still on the third floor, too.
**[14:41] Sano**
Yeah.
**[14:50] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
***SIGN*** Sano-kun
**[14:52] Kainade**
*Sano-kun!*
***SIGN*** Found you
**[14:55] Kainade**
*Found you!*
**[14:57] Haruaki**
B-Behind you!
**[14:59] Sano**
Huh?
**[15:00] Nyuudou**
S-Sano!
**[15:02] Tamao**
Wh-What are those hands?!
**[15:04] Tamao**
Seimei?
**[15:06] Sano**
Wh-What the hell are these things?!
**[15:07] Haruaki**
A black bowl cut and a black sailor uniform!
**[15:11] Haruaki**
How lovely! You really
don't see that nowadays.
**[15:18] Hatanaka**
There's something wrong with the footage...
**[15:20] Miki**
What's going on with Abe-sensei?
Looks like he's talking to someone.
**[15:25] Nyuudou**
Wh-What the hell are you doing?!
**[15:28] Haruaki**
Whoops. Sorry.
**[15:37] Nyuudou**
It's getting brighter outside!
**[15:39] Tamao**
Ugh! I don't care about the remedial classes
anymore! Just let this end already!
**[15:42] Tamao**
S-Save me!
**[15:43] Kainade**
*Caught you.*
**[15:45] Haruaki**
Akisame-kun!
**[15:46] Nyuudou**
You idiots! You're gonna get caught, too!
**[15:49] Tamao**
Ren-Ren!
**[15:49] Fuji**
Tamao! Duck!
**[15:56] Fuji**
Get on your feet! We're getting
outta here, you slow-ass cat!
**[15:58] Tamao**
Fuji! You've got a bad mouth,
but you're a good guy!
**[16:03] Beto Beto**
You're not getting away!
**[16:04] Tamao**
What the heck is that?!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[16:05] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[16:07] Small Old Man**
Betobeto-san.
**[16:08] Small Old Man**
A stalking youkai that follows
people without making a sound.
**[16:12] Tamao**
Why, you... It's an oboroguruma!
**[16:16] Fuji**
Just run, you idiot!
**[16:17] Tamao**
No! I'm not so ungrateful that
I'd abandon someone who saved me!
**[16:27] Nyuudou**
Wh-What the heck?!
**[16:28] Sano**
A mud puddle?
**[16:29] Sano**
Which means...
**[16:30] Oboroguruma**
Uh, wait...
**[16:33] Hijita**
You're not getting away!
**[16:34] Haruaki**
Hijita-kun!
**[16:36] Hijita**
Hey, guys!
**[16:37] Hijita**
Did you find the key yet?
**[16:39] Haruaki**
Nope, not yet.
**[16:40] Haruaki**
But now's not the time for that!
Youkai are coming from over there, too!
**[16:44] Hijita**
I'll go see if they have the key.
**[16:47] Hijita**
You guys check elsewhere.
**[16:49] Fuji**
I'll help out.
**[16:51] Hijita**
There's not much time until sunrise.
**[16:52] Hijita**
Go on ahead!
**[16:54] Tamao**
Okay! Don't die, you guys!
**[16:57] Haruaki**
Let's head toward the door
while we look for the key!
**[17:02] Nyuudou**
What's wrong, Sano? Did you
figure out where the key is?
**[17:05] Sano**
There's been something
bothering me this whole time.
**[17:09] Tamao**
You've got this, Sano!
I know you can find the key!
**[17:12] Haruaki**
Yeah!
**[17:13] Haruaki**
Even if the teachers are savage and depraved,
they wouldn't leave us without hints!
**[17:17] Sano**
Hey, don't put this all on me...
**[17:20] Sano**
They wouldn't leave us without hints?
**[17:22] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Since you're their teacher, make sure
you properly support your students.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Tamao**
You were hiding this whole time?
**[17:28] (Flashback) Tamao**
You left me alone in the bathroom.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Tamao**
Lickity-squeak!
**[17:32] (Flashback) Haruaki**
...isn't Nyuudou-kun being weird?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Haruaki**
...so maybe we should go down to the first floor.
**[17:39] Fuji**
Damn it! None of these guys have the key!
**[17:43] Hijita**
A-Anyway, let's go after them, too!
**[17:47] Hatanaka**
I guess Group 3 might fail
just like Groups 1 and 2 did...
**[17:52] Miki**
Wait...
**[17:55] Nyuudou**
We made it all the way to the exit,
**[17:57] Nyuudou**
but not only does no one have the key,
there's not a single youkai here.
**[18:01] Tamao**
Ah! The sun's coming up!
**[18:04] Nyuudou**
I guess this is the end.
**[18:06] Sano**
Nope.
**[18:07] Sano**
We win.
**[18:10] Sano**
Caught you.
**[18:15] Sano**
You're the one with the
key, aren't you, Seimei?
**[18:21] Haruaki**
Guess you caught me.
**[18:22] All**
What?!
**[18:24] Haruaki**
I'll explain later.
**[18:26] Haruaki**
Let's hurry and get out.
**[18:39] Tamao**
Wait! Why did you have the
key?! You should've told us!
**[18:42] Haruaki**
I was trying to give you
hints this whole time!
**[18:45] Nyuudou**
I'm impressed you noticed, Sano.
**[18:47] Sano**
Yeah.
**[18:48] Sano**
He mentioned that the
teachers may have the key,
**[18:51] Sano**
then told us to head for the door
so we could hurry and get outside,
**[18:55] Sano**
and lastly, told us there
must be a hint somewhere.
**[18:59] Sano**
Also, every time we'd move around,
he had his left hand in his pocket.
**[19:03] Sano**
He was probably subconsciously checking
to see if the key was still there.
**[19:08] Nyuudou**
Well, anyway, this is great.
**[19:10] Tamao**
So, hey. Who are you?
**[19:13] Tamao**
Why are you pretending to be Ren-Ren?
**[19:16] Nyuudou**
How did you know I wasn't Ren-Ren?
**[19:18] Tamao**
My animal instincts!
**[19:20] Tamao**
And Ren-Ren cares a lot about
the power of friendship!
**[19:22] Tamao**
There's no way he'd abandon me back there!
**[19:25] Nyuudou**
Well, you caught me.
**[19:27] Nyuudou**
I guess I'm no match for your animal... No...
**[19:30] Nyuudou**
I'm no match for your friendship.
**[19:32] Nyuudou**
My name's Yamazaki.
**[19:33] Hijita**
Hey! It's the cop that's
always questioning Seimei!
**[19:37] Yamazaki**
I'm an alumnus from this school, too.
**[19:40] Yamazaki**
I disguised myself as Yanagida-kun
and Nyuudou-kun to mislead you guys.
**[19:44] Haruaki**
So that's why you kept
saying the wrong things!
**[19:47] Yamazaki**
By the way, do you always do things
like you did back at the stairs there?
**[19:52] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[19:52] (Flashback) Haruaki**
A black sailor uniform!
**[19:55] Haruaki**
I-I just like uniforms...
**[19:57] Yamazaki**
Uniforms?
**[19:59] Yamazaki**
I'm just gonna keep a cell open
for you at all times just in case.
**[20:03] Haruaki**
What?!
**[20:05] Sano**
Guess you get your own private cell now!
**[20:09] Haruaki**
Eee! Sano-kun smiled at me!
**[20:13] Sano**
What? I'm not smiling. That's an illusion.
**[20:15] Haruaki**
Huh? It was?
**[20:23] Tamao**
Ren-Ren! Wake up!
**[20:26] Nyuudou**
What, Tama? You done going to the bathroom?
**[20:29] Tamao**
Yeah, it's all over now.
**[20:33] Nyuudou**
Wh-What?! Also, where the hell am I?!
**[20:33] Tamao**
Ren-Ren!
**[20:40] Hatanaka**
Hey, good job. You worked
really hard out there.
**[20:43] Haruaki**
Yup!
**[20:46] Haruaki**
This isn't a night parade
of a hundred demons...
**[20:48] Haruaki**
It's a morning parade of a hundred demons!
**[20:50] Haruaki**
Huh? I don't see the lovely
girl in the uniform.
**[20:54] Miki**
Huh? Girl in the uniform?
**[20:56] Haruaki**
The girl with the bowl
cut and sailor uniform.
**[20:59] Hatanaka**
I don't know anyone like that.
**[21:00] Haruaki**
Huh? B-But I saw her by the
stairs... Sh-She was there,right?
**[21:04] Haruaki**
Right, Sano-kun? Right?
**[21:06] Sano**
Huh?
**[21:06] Haruaki**
You know! The girl in the
sailor uniform by the stairs!
**[21:08] Haruaki**
You were surprised, too!
**[21:10] Sano**
The one by the stairs, right?
**[21:12] Sano**
The one who attacked me is a hand
youkai called a kainade, I think.
**[21:15] Seimei**
No! I mean, there were a lot of hands, but...
**[21:18] Sano**
Huh? You mean when you were
talking to the wall by yourself?
**[21:22] Haruaki**
By myself?!
**[21:24] Haruaki**
N-No! There was a girl in a black
sailor uniform! There really was!
**[21:26] Tamao**
Actually, Seimei, when
I was in the bathroom...
**[21:30] Tamao**
It's not like I saw anything, but I heard
a bunch of footsteps coming toward me.
**[21:36] Tamao**
After that, I asked about the test because
I thought it was an alumnus, and...
**[21:40] Tamao**
I realized... if they were an alumnus,
why didn't they try to catch me then?
**[21:46] Hatanaka**
A ghost, huh?
**[21:49] Hatanaka**
Honestly, I'm more scared of Abe-sensei
**[21:51] Hatanaka**
shaking so fast that
he's leaving afterimages...
**[21:55] Haruaki**
No! Let's get out of here
already, Hatanaka-sensei!
**[21:58] Haruaki**
And let's sleep in the same bed today!
**[22:01] Hatanaka**
By the way, Abe-sensei... We have
school camp for three more classes.
**[22:06] Haruaki**
No more, please!
# 11 - Parent-Teacher Conference from Hell!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[00:04] Tamao**
Seimei, you seem pretty exhausted.
**[00:07] Haruaki**
Yeah. These home visits have been
rougher than I thought they'd be.
**[00:12] Haruaki**
Like having Renjou-san's
mom almost eat me...
**[00:17] Haruaki**
Having Maeda-kun's pet
Pochi almost eat me...
**[00:21] Haruaki**
Having Oota-kun's little
sister almost eat me...
**[00:27] Haruaki**
Let's see... Today, I'm visiting...
**[00:32] Mandragora**
Yay!
**[00:34] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[00:38] Sano**
Don't latch on to me! It's gross!
**[00:39] Haruaki**
Please, Sano-kun!
**[00:42] Haruaki**
Come with me when I do
Maizuka-kun's home visit!
**[00:46] Sano**
Huh?
**[00:46] Mamekichi**
What?
**[00:48] Mandragora**
Pwease excuse me.
**[00:50] Mamekichi**
Yay, I'm so happy! Let's all
do a home visit together!
**[00:56] Mamekichi**
Here it is!
**[00:57] Haruaki**
This is your home, Maizuka-kun?!
**[01:00] Haruaki**
It's a huge mansion!
**[01:02] Mamekichi**
My family's pretty huge. Our home's
being remodeled all the time.
**[01:07] Mamekichi**
So it's not like we're a prestigious
family or anything. Don't worry!
**[01:13] Crew**
Welcome home, Young Master!
**[01:16] Haruaki and Sano**
Huh?
**[01:18] Haruaki**
Th-This is bad, Sano-kun!
**[01:20] Haruaki**
I'm pretty certain these people
aren't related to him by blood!
**[01:24] Sano**
Oh, come on. They're just a really
unique kind of big family.
***SIGN*** Shikoku Tanuki Alliance
Ponpokopon-gumi
***SIGN*** Shikoku Tanuki Alliance
Ponpokopon-gumi
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
**[03:09] Mamekichi**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Episode 11
"Parent-Teacher
Conference from Hell!"
**[03:11] Haruaki**
E-Er, it's nothing,
Maizuka-ku... Maizuka-sama!
**[03:16] Mamekichi**
Huh? You're suddenly acting like my servant.
**[03:20] Mameta**
Hey, is that hot guy the pervy
teacher you keep talking about?
**[03:23] Mameyo**
You dummy! The actually hot one
is the one named Sano-kun.
**[03:27] Mameo**
Huh? Mame-nii's best friend and teacher?
**[03:29] Mameko**
Which one is the pervy teacher?
**[03:31] Haruaki**
Whoa! An army of Maizuka-kuns!
**[03:34] Mamekichi**
I have over 30 little brothers and sisters.
**[03:38] Small Old Man**
Tanukis can have up to ten
offspring during one pregnancy.
**[03:43] Mamekichi**
I'm the oldest, and I was born solo,
so I don't have any siblings my age.
**[03:48] Mameta**
So, yeah. Nice to meet you both.
**[03:50] Mameta**
I'm the 14th son, Mameta.
**[03:52] Mameyo**
I'm the 14th daughter, Mameyo.
**[03:54] Mameo**
I'm the 8th son, Mameo.
**[03:56] Mameko**
I'm the 7th daughter, Mameko.
**[03:58] Mamesuke**
I'm the 11th son, Mamesuke.
**[04:00] Beans**
I'm Beans! I'm the baby!
**[04:02] Haruaki**
Beans?!
**[04:03] Siblings**
It's nice to meet you,
Seimei-kun! Sano-kun!
**[04:07] Haruaki**
Nice to meet you, Mamemi, Mamesaku,
Mamedaifuku, and Beans.
**[04:11] Mamekichi**
Uh, you got everyone
other than Beans wrong.
**[04:14] Beans**
Anyway, hurry up and come in, you two.
**[04:18] Beans**
Hey, Maibara. Hurry up and
welcome in our guests.
**[04:22] Beans**
The hell you doin' just standin' there, huh?
**[04:24] Maibara**
Right away!
**[04:25] Mamekichi**
Beans is the roughest of the siblings
and one of the candidates
**[04:28] Mamekichi**
to take over the family,
despite being only three.
**[04:31] Mamekichi**
Well, let's go in. My parents are waiting, too.
**[04:35] Haruaki and Sano**
*I don't wanna go in.*
**[04:37] Tanuki**
Ponpokopon.
***SIGN*** The Way
of the Tanuki
**[04:51] Mame Papa**
So you must be the Abe-sensei
I keep hearing about.
**[04:54] Haruaki**
Y-Yes. I'm Haruaki Abe.
***SIGN*** The Way
of the Tanuki
**[04:58] Mame Papa**
Can a human like yourself truly teach
my son and the other youkai?
**[05:04] Mamekichi**
Don't say it like that, Dad!
**[05:07] Mamekichi**
If you treat Seimei-kun like a human,
it's rude to the other humans!
**[05:12] Haruaki**
Yeah, you're right. Though
that line was still rude to me.
**[05:17] Mame Papa**
Mamekichi...
***SIGN*** Helplessly
Doting Father
***SIGN*** Doting Father
***SIGN*** Doting Father
***SIGN*** Doting Father
**[05:19] Mame Papa**
I'm sorry! That was really wrong of me!
**[05:23] Mame Mama**
Dear, how many times must I tell you not
to be a doting father in front of guests?
***SIGN*** Doting Father
**[05:28] Mame Papa**
I was out of line, Abe-sensei.
**[05:31] Mame Papa**
But since you're a new teacher and a human,
**[05:34] Mame Papa**
can you help Mamekichi—no,
all the students when they're in trouble?
**[05:39] Mame Papa**
I'm concerned as a parent.
**[05:43] Mame Papa**
So I'd like to test you to see if you're
worthy of being Mamekichi's teacher or not.
**[05:48] Haruaki**
Test me?!
**[05:50] Mamekichi**
I forgot!
**[05:51] Mamekichi**
My dad tests how powerful the teachers
are each year during these home visits.
**[05:57] Haruaki**
How could you forget that?!
**[05:58] Sano**
Test?
**[06:01] Sano**
How'd he do it last year, then?
**[06:03] Mamekichi**
Huh? Come to think of it,
Miki-sensei, my teacher last year,
**[06:07] Mamekichi**
was the only one to
leave without a problem.
**[06:09] Haruaki**
Wait, why?
**[06:11] Beans**
Meisei-kun.
**[06:13] Beans**
Beans knows.
**[06:15] Haruaki**
It's Seimei. I mean, it's really Haruaki, but...
**[06:18] Beans**
You know what?
**[06:20] Beans**
Whisper, whisper.
**[06:23] Mame Papa**
Okay, let's get started.
**[06:26] Mame Papa**
In order to show me just how powerful
and manly you are as a teacher,
**[06:30] Mame Papa**
I will have you fight me.
**[06:32] Haruaki**
Why, though?!
**[06:34] Haruaki**
No!
**[06:35] Mame Papa**
Hold it! Don't run away!
**[06:37] Haruaki**
Of course I'm running away! I'm not
the protag of some battle manga!
**[06:43] Sano**
This is bad.
**[06:45] Sano**
There's no way Seimei has enough
guts to fight such a dangerous dad.
**[06:50] Haruaki**
Save me, Sano-kun!
**[06:52] Mame Papa**
You're asking your student for help?
And you call yourself a teacher?!
**[06:55] Haruaki**
That's a valid point!
**[07:01] Mame Papa**
What's the matter? Are you done running?
**[07:06] Sano**
*His power to exorcise demons!*
**[07:08] Sano**
* If Seimei uses that, he might*
* be able to beat Mame's dad.*
**[07:11] Sano**
*But exposing that power would be...*
**[07:15] Haruaki**
Not good!
**[07:17] Haruaki**
* If they find out about my*
* demon-exorcising power now,*
**[07:20] Haruaki**
* they'll be even more opposed*
* to me being their teacher!*
**[07:24] Sano**
*He's crazy.*
**[07:26] Sano**
*He forcibly held back his exorcising power!*
**[07:28] Mame Papa**
I'm not sure what happened,
but it looks like this is the end.
**[07:32] Haruaki**
* Even if I don't use my power*
* to exorcise demons...*
**[07:35] Mame Papa**
You are not worthy of being Mamekichi's—
**[07:37] Mame Papa**
Wh-Why did you let Miki-sensei
go so quickly last year?
**[07:42] Mame Papa**
Th-That's because...
**[07:47] Haruaki**
Miki-sensei's family owns an establishment
in the red-light district...
**[07:51] Haruaki**
and I hear you have a favorite there.
**[07:56] Mame Papa**
Are you threatening me?
**[07:59] Haruaki**
I could call...
**[08:01] Haruaki**
your wife here.
**[08:04] Haruaki**
* All right. Go, me! I'll just*
* keep coming on strong.*
**[08:08] Haruaki**
*But I might pee myself.*
**[08:11] Mame Papa**
How dare you...
**[08:12] Haruaki**
Ma'am! Have I got news for you!
**[08:15] Mame Papa**
Stop that!
**[08:17] Mame Papa**
You want me to acknowledge you so badly
that you'd threaten me, you unmanly coward?!
**[08:22] Haruaki**
I'm fine with being a coward!
**[08:23] Haruaki**
If I get to be Maizuka-kun's teacher,
**[08:26] Haruaki**
I'll happily do sleazy, scummy things
that aren't protag-like at all!
**[08:30] Haruaki**
That's my kind of manliness!
**[08:34] Haruaki**
I will use underhanded tricks
in order to protect my students,
**[08:38] Haruaki**
so please acknowledge that
I'm Maizuka-kun's teacher!
**[08:45] Mame Papa**
If something happens to Mamekichi,
**[08:48] Mame Papa**
you'll be swimming with the
fishes in the Naruto Strait.
**[08:57] Mame Papa**
Take good care of Mamekichi, Abe-sensei.
**[09:03] Beans**
Wow, that guy actually forced
him to acknowledge him.
**[09:06] Beans**
He's such a weird teacher.
**[09:08] Mamekichi**
Yeah, isn't my teacher weird?
**[09:12] Mame Mama**
I guess it's over. And?
**[09:16] Mame Mama**
When did you go to the
red-light district, dear?
**[09:24] Mame Papa**
I'm sorry.
**[09:28] Mamekichi**
Aw...
**[09:31] Small Old Man**
This is Mame Papa back in his tanuki form.
**[09:34] Mame Mama**
Abe-sensei.
**[09:37] Mame Mama**
I'm quite impressed.
**[09:38] Mame Mama**
You managed to make my husband
yield without using youkai magic.
**[09:42] Mame Mama**
We look forward to having Mamekichi and
the rest of our family in your care.
**[09:46] Beans**
I'm impressed. I figured you wouldn't
make it out of this place alive.
**[09:51] Haruaki**
You predicted my death?!
**[09:53] Beans**
Yup.
**[09:54] Haruaki**
But you saved me by telling
me those things, Beans-kun.
**[09:59] Haruaki**
Thanks.
**[10:02] Beans**
Well, you worked hard, so I'll
give you a reward, Meisei-kun.
**[10:07] Haruaki**
What? But I can't accept any money...
**[10:10] Beans**
I ain't giving you money.
**[10:12] Beans**
Come closer.
**[10:16] Beans**
Smooch!
**[10:23] Beans**
Meisei-kun, I'll let you be
my husband in the future.
**[10:27] Mamekichi**
Eek! Beans, you're so naughty!
**[10:31] Sano**
*Beans is a girl?*
**[10:34] Mame Papa**
Y-You little...
**[10:37] Haruaki**
Uh, I mean, this was out of my control!
**[10:39] Mame Papa**
Don't think you're getting out of here alive
after stealing my daughter's first kiss!
**[10:44] Haruaki**
Please don't say it like that!
That was my first kiss, too!
**[10:47] Mame Papa**
I will not allow this courtship!
**[10:49] Haruaki**
There is no courtship!
**[10:51] Mame Papa**
What?! So you're going to dump my daughter?!
**[10:54] Haruaki**
What exactly do you want me to do here?!
**[10:55] Mame papa**
I will now test you to see if you're
worthy of becoming her husband!
**[11:00] Mame Papa**
Stop!
**[11:02] Haruaki**
I'm done with these home visits!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[11:15] Haruaki**
* After the home visits were over,*
* I left the Maizuka home in Shikoku*
**[11:19] Haruaki**
* and went to Kyoto to meet*
* up with the teachers*
**[11:22] Haruaki**
* to have a look around for*
* an upcoming school trip.*
**[11:25] Haruaki**
Wow, Kyoto's great!
**[11:27] Haruaki**
So many uniforms out here sightseeing!
**[11:30] Hatanaka**
What exactly did you come here to look at?
***SIGN*** Cochin
**[11:32] Haruaki**
Huh? Where'd Nezumi-sensei go?
**[11:35] Hatanaka**
It'd be bad if the humans saw him
running around and talking, so...
**[11:39] Hatanaka**
He's right here.
**[11:40] Haruaki**
He'd disguised as a keychain! That's amazing!
**[11:44] Miki**
That's not enough.
**[11:45] Miki**
If you're committed, you
should add stitches, Izuna-kun.
**[11:49] Hatanaka**
Er, Rintarou...
**[11:51] Hatanaka**
How are you so bad at that?
**[11:54] Haruaki**
It's rare for you two to be calling
each other by your first names.
***SIGN*** Cochin
**[11:58] Nezumi**
They've been friends forever,
**[12:00] Nezumi**
so they ended up on a first-name basis.
**[12:02] Hatanaka**
Though we do use our last names at school.
**[12:07] Haruaki**
Um, I...
**[12:09] Hatanaka**
What? Need the bathroom?
**[12:10] Haruaki**
No!
**[12:12] Haruaki**
Er, um...
**[12:13] Haruaki**
Actually, yeah, I might pee my pants.
**[12:15] Miki**
You didn't realize you had to go?!
**[12:17] Haruaki**
I-I'm gonna pee my pants!
My pants! I'm gonna pee my pants!
**[12:19] Hatanaka**
And you call yourself an adult?
**[12:21] Hatanaka**
Hurry up and find a bathroom!
**[12:23] Haruaki**
I-I'll be back!
**[12:25] Hatanaka**
What, Rintarou?
**[12:27] Miki**
I just remembered the little lost
boy we met on our school trip.
**[12:31] Hatanaka**
Ah...
**[12:32] Hatanaka**
I guess there was someone like that.
***SIGN*** 9 Years
Earlier
***SIGN*** Izuna Hatanaka
(17 Years Old)
**[12:46] Hatanaka**
All right. Looks like we
managed to escape.
***SIGN*** Rintarou Miki
(16 Years Old)
**[12:50] Miki**
Now it's time to go play, Izuna-kun.
**[12:53] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
That honestly went a little too well.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
The plan to have a bird
go after Nezumi-sensei.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Miki**
Yeah...
**[13:00] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
But who has the time to look at
temples all day with a group?
**[13:03] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
We're youkai!
**[13:05] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
I feel like... we'd get slayed.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Miki**
I mean, I get what you're saying, but...
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima
**[13:10] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Ow! Watch where you're going!
**[13:18] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I'll give you money! Please don't kill me!
**[13:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Don't make me sound like a mugger!
**[13:26] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Onii-chan! Where'd you go?
**[13:30] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Hey, shrimp.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Are you lost? Well, answer me!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
A blonde delinquent! I'm gonna get killed!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
I'm scared! He's gonna eat me!
**[13:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
I am not! What kind of prejudice is that?!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Miki**
That's... youkai magic...
**[13:48] (Flashback) Hatanaka; Miki; Haruaki**
Ow!
**[13:52] (Flashback) Miki**
Hey, you. Could you talk to this kid instead?
**[13:56] (Flashback) Haruaki**
M-Me?!
**[13:57] (Flashback) Miki**
Yeah. Just say things like,
"Don't worry, we won't eat you,"
**[14:00] (Flashback) Miki**
and calm him down.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Hey.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Don't worry, we won't eat you.
Come on out here.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Can you tell me your name?
**[14:16] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
It's Mii-kun...
**[14:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
This is Mametarou.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Did you get separated from your family?
**[14:22] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Yeah... My big brother...
**[14:25] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Onii-chan!
**[14:27] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Don't cry!
**[14:28] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I'm lost, too, so we can be
lost together! Calm down.
**[14:31] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
How can he?!
**[14:32] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Where did you go?
**[14:34] (Flashback) Miki**
Izuna-kun, I don't think he's...
**[14:37] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Yeah, he's not human.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Miki**
Man, what the hell? Now we wanna cry, too.
**[14:46] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Seriously.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I know! I'll buy you ice
cream if you stop crying.
***SIGN*** Super-Stretchy
Turkish Ice Cream
**[14:55] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I see.
**[14:56] (Flashback) Haruaki**
So you came here because your brother
had something to do at school?
**[15:00] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Yup.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Miki**
Also... you're lost, too?
**[15:04] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Y-Yeah... I was here on a field trip,
**[15:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
but I was looking at all the different
uniforms and... kind of wandered off.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Could you tell me where Nagoya Station is?
**[15:13] (Flashback) Miki**
Nagoya Station? You're in Kyoto.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
What?!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
How are you so lost?
**[15:18] (Flashback) Haruaki**
No way...
***SIGN*** Field Trip Guidebook
Hiroshima Tourism
**[15:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
You're not even going to Nagoya!
**[15:24] (Flashback) Miki**
What's the matter? You're all fidgety.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Well... I need to go to the bathroom,
but I haven't been able to find one...
**[15:31] (Flashback) Haruaki**
And I'm about to pee my pants.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Huh?! What the hell is your problem, Nagoya?!
**[15:36] (Flashback) Miki**
Look over there.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Miki**
There's a bathroom. Run on over, Nagoya-kun.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I can't. I'm gonna die if I move another step.
**[15:44] (Flashback) Miki**
You're more trouble than the literal kid here!
**[15:48] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
I have to potty, too.
**[15:50] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Mametarou, you stay here.
**[15:52] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Much better.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Man... This is some student trip.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Miki**
Izuna-kun, you sure you don't
have a yakubyougami stuck to you?
**[16:03] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Huh? That plushie...
**[16:06] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Hey. What happened to your friend?
**[16:09] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
He was waiting on the bench...
**[16:11] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Mametarou's gone!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I knew it! That was the plushie!
**[16:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
I guess the garbage-collecting
crew took it by mistake.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Mametarou...
**[16:21] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
We're not gonna make it in time.
**[16:22] (Flashback) Haruaki**
We still have time!
**[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Come back here, you truck!
**[16:27] (Flashback) Miki**
He's so fast!
**[16:29] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Not bad, Nagoya.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Hop on, Rintarou.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Miki**
You wait there, Mii-kun.
**[16:38] (Flashback) Police**
Thief! Someone!
**[16:40] (Flashback) Miki**
We've got some nerve riding double
on a bike in front of a cop.
**[16:43] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
This isn't riding double!
**[16:44] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
I'm an itachi, so it's technically
one person and one critter.
**[16:47] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Which means we're in the clear.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Small Old Man**
This is dangerous for humans,
so don't ever try it.
**[16:52] (Flashback) Mametarou**
Mame.
**[16:55] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
We caught up with him!
**[16:57] (Flashback) Miki**
Izuna-kun, look!
**[16:59] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Rintarou! Drop our teacher
into the truck bed!
**[17:02] (Flashback) Miki**
Got it!
**[17:07] (Flashback) Nezumi**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[17:08] (Flashback) Miki**
Nezumi-sensei!
**[17:10] (Flashback) Miki**
Could you throw me that tanuki
plushie that's at your feet?
**[17:14] (Flashback) Nezumi**
Huh? This?
**[17:15] (Flashback) Nezumi**
Here you go.
**[17:16] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ah, Mametarou!
**[17:17] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Gotcha!
**[17:21] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Thank goodness! It fell down.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Nezumi**
Hey! No riding double on bicycles!
**[17:27] (Flashback) Nezumi**
Then again, I guess Izuna-kun counts
as a critter, so maybe it's okay.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Mandragora**
See you later.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Isn't this great?
**[17:36] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Yeah!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Isaburou**
Mii-kun!
**[17:40] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Onii-chan!
**[17:41] (Flashback) Isaburou**
I finally found you! I've been so worried!
**[17:46] (Flashback) Isaburou**
Did these people help you?
**[17:49] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Isaburou**
Thank you. Please allow
me to thank you somehow...
**[17:54] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Oh, no!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Miki**
If he insists, we should
take him up on his offer.
**[17:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Exactly.
**[17:59] (Flashback) Haruaki**
W-We really shouldn't.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
I know! Here, you can have this.
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
**[18:03] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Wow, a talisman!
**[18:05] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Are you sure?
**[18:07] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
Yup. But I only have one,
so you'll have to split it into three.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I'm not sure if the gods will like that.
**[18:13] (Flashback) Mii-kun**
It's fine.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Okay, we'll take it.
**[18:18] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Thanks.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Isaburou**
Well, we'll be going now.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Don't let your brother wander off again!
**[18:25] (Flashback) Isaburou**
Yes, I'll be more careful now.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Bye-bye!
**[18:28] Miki**
Be careful!
**[18:30] Isaburou**
*Tch. You unsightly youkai.*
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
**[18:35] (Flashback) Haruaki**
So how are we going to split up
the talisman Mii-kun gave us?
**[18:39] (Flashback) Miki**
Don't worry about it. You keep it.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
You seem to need it the most.
**[18:43] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Yay! Okay, I'll take it.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Miki**
Well, we got the lost kid safely
back to his family, so let's go play.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Er, but I'm lost, too...
**[18:52] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Who cares, Nagoya?
**[18:54] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Why don't we all go hang out...
**[18:56] (Flashback) Principal**
That's enough.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Hatanaka and Miki**
P-Principal!
**[19:00] (Flashback) Principal**
This ends your free time.
**[19:02] (Flashback) Principal**
I've been watching from the shadows,
**[19:04] (Flashback) Principal**
and you've done many things
that just cross the line.
**[19:07] (Flashback) Principal**
And...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Principal**
You there.
**[19:10] (Flashback) Principal**
Someone who looks just like you
was screaming something
**[19:13] (Flashback) Principal**
from Kyoto Tower earlier.
**[19:14] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Huh?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Haruaki**
That must be my brother!
**[19:15] Ameaki**
Haru! Where are you?!
**[19:17] (Flashback) Haruaki**
He must've tracked me here by GPS.
**[19:18] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I need to go find him!
**[19:21] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Thanks for everything, guys!
**[19:23] (Flashback) Principal**
No problem at all. Maybe
we'll meet again somewhere.
**[19:33] (Flashback) Principal**
Now, then...
**[19:35] (Flashback) Principal**
I guess I'll stick you two in a temple
and have your worldly desires erased.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Hatakana and Miki**
No! Please, no!
**[19:45] Miki**
I wonder where Nagoya-kun is now.
**[19:48] Hatanaka**
I don't even remember what
he looks like anymore.
**[19:51] Haruaki**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[19:53] Haruaki**
Whew, I feel better.
**[19:55] Haruaki**
You two seemed to be having
a fun conversation.
**[19:57] Hatanaka**
We were just chatting about the past.
**[20:01] Nezumi**
I've been wondering...
**[20:04] Nezumi**
Are you doing okay, Abe-sensei?
**[20:06] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[20:07] Nezumi**
Is something on your mind?
**[20:10] Haruaki**
No, not really...
**[20:12] Haruaki**
I was just a little jealous
of the relationship
**[20:16] Haruaki**
between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei.
**[20:21] Haruaki**
I reached adulthood without ever
having made any friendships like that.
**[20:27] Haruaki**
But...
**[20:28] Haruaki**
I couldn't help but wonder...
If I had worked harder,
**[20:31] Haruaki**
would I have memories to reminisce
about with someone else like that?
**[20:34] Haruaki**
I guess I'm having regrets.
**[20:39] Hatanaka**
Jeez... That's what you're worried about?
**[20:42] Haruaki**
I-I'm sorry. I guess I was
just being sentimental.
**[20:47] Haruaki**
Forget I said anything.
**[20:48] Hatanaka**
Hey, Haruaki.
**[20:51] Hatanaka**
What? Are we not good
enough to be your friends?
**[20:54] Miki**
We may have gone to different schools,
**[20:56] Miki**
but we're the same age,
and we graduated the same year.
**[20:59] Miki**
Right, Haruaki-kun?
**[21:01] Nezumi**
Yup.
**[21:02] Nezumi**
Compared to Sano-kun and the
others, they're not cute at all,
**[21:05] Nezumi**
but you can settle for these two.
**[21:07] Hatanaka**
Just so you know, we're co-workers
in front of the students.
**[21:12] Hatanaka**
No fraternization allowed!
**[21:14] Haruaki**
Right!
**[21:15] Haruaki**
I-I'm happy to keep working with you...
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Izuna-kun!
**[21:21] Haruaki**
Rintarou-kun!
***SIGN*** Mamekichi Maizuka
***SIGN*** Mikoto Sano
**[21:26] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun should be in
Kyoto right about now.
**[21:29] Mamekichi**
I wonder what kind of gifts
he'll get us. I can't wait.
**[21:33] Sano**
Kyoto...
**[21:36] Sano**
I went there just once.
Someone I knew took me there.
**[21:41] Sano**
I ended up getting lost,
**[21:43] Sano**
and I remember some really
weird adults helping me out.
**[21:48] Hijita**
It's rare for you to talk
about your past like that.
**[21:51] Hijita**
Tell us more.
**[21:52] Sano**
Huh?
**[21:54] Sano**
Uh... well...
**[22:02] Sano**
Nah.
***SIGN*** Talisman of
Protection
**[22:04] Sano**
Anything more is gonna cost you.
**[22:07] Hijita**
You're gonna charge us money?
# 12 - The Great Tokyo Haruaki Search!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:00] Small Old Man**
Summer vacation was fast approaching
for Class 2-3 at Hyakki Academy.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
**[00:06] Small Old Man**
Today, we're not actually at the school,
but in Tokyo for a field trip!
**[00:22] Odawara**
Man, why isn't Kaminarimon on our itinerary?
***SIGN*** Fire
**[00:26] Sano**
Why are we going on a field trip
this time of year, anyway?
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
**[00:29] Nyuudou**
We're almost at the next stop.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
***SIGN*** Tokyo Guide
**[00:32] Kuniko**
Make sure you don't forget anything.
**[00:34] Mamekichi**
Wait, I can't find it! Where'd it go?
**[00:38] Sano**
What's wrong, Mame? Did you drop something?
**[00:40] Mamekichi**
Yeah.
**[00:41] Mamekichi**
I think I dropped Seimei-kun somewhere.
**[00:44] Sano**
I see.
**[00:46] Sano**
Well, good thing it's not any
of your personal belongings.
**[00:48] Nyuudou**
No, it's not!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified
Teacher at
Ghoul School!
**[02:23] Sano**
So, explain how you ended up there
and what's going on right now.
***SIGN*** Episode 12
"The Great Tokyo
Haruaki Search!!"
**[02:29] Haruaki**
*Well, you see...*
***SIGN*** Subway
**[02:31] Haruaki**
Right as I was about to get on the bus,
I got washed away by a wave of salarymen.
**[02:31] Salarymen**
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
**[02:33] Haruaki**
Oh, no!
**[02:36] Haruaki**
I'm currently on the subway.
**[02:38] Haruaki**
I'll just have to take the Marunote Line
to meet you guys at the next stop.
**[02:38] Salarymen**
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
**[02:42] Sano**
*You dummy!*
**[02:43] Sano**
* With your sense of direction, the subway*
* is the last place you should be!*
**[02:46] Salaryman 1**
By the way, this is the Yamanouchi
Line, not the Marunote Line.
**[02:50] Haruaki**
The Yamanouchi Line?!
What's that? Where am I?
**[02:53] Sano**
*And you're already lost!*
**[02:56] Sano**
Anyway, it doesn't matter where,
just get above ground and—
**[02:59] Sano**
Hey, hello?
**[03:01] Salarymen**
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
**[03:01] Haruaki**
Huh? Sano-kun?
**[03:03] Haruaki**
My battery's dead!
**[03:05] Haruaki**
He said it didn't matter
where, but where is that?
***SIGN*** No Charge
***SIGN*** No Charge
***SIGN*** No Charge
***SIGN*** No Charge
**[03:08] Salarymen**
Tumbling down, tumbling down.
**[03:10] Hatanaka**
So you ended up losing contact with him.
**[03:14] Nyuudou**
Our teacher is actually lost...
**[03:16] Nyuudou**
Damn it. I guess Class 2-3
is gonna have to find him.
**[03:19] Kuniko**
Please go to Meuniere Saitou's special
lecture with the other classes as planned.
**[03:24] Kuniko**
Haruaki-sensei might show up there.
**[03:26] Hatanaka**
But we can't just leave you kids alone.
**[03:29] Nezumi-sensei**
Then I'll step in and go with Class 3.
**[03:33] Nezumi-sensei**
Could you watch over Class 4 for me?
**[03:36] Nezumi-sensei**
* This'll probably give me a better*
* chance to go sightseeing in Tokyo*
**[03:39] Nezumi-sensei**
*than going to some boring lecture.*
**[03:41] Hatanaka**
Well, it seems like Nezumi-sensei
is going to take responsibility,
**[03:44] Hatanaka**
no matter what happens.
**[03:45] Nezumi-sensei**
What?!
**[03:47] Hatanaka**
But make sure you contact me, too.
**[03:50] Hatanaka**
You've got the Hyakki Academy
off-campus rules memorized, right?
**[03:53] Nyuudou**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Rule One
***SIGN*** Off-Campus
Rules
***SIGN*** Rule Two
***SIGN*** Don't let
humans
see you
use any
youkai
magic.
***SIGN*** Don't let
humans
find out
you're a
youkai.
***SIGN*** Rule Three
***SIGN*** If you
aren't a
humanoid
youkai,
you must
wear a
disguise
or conceal
yourself.
**[03:55] Hatanaka**
One, don't let humans see
you use any youkai magic.
***SIGN*** Rule One
***SIGN*** Local Mascot
**[03:59] Hatanaka**
Two, don't let humans
find out you're a youkai.
**[04:03] Hatanaka**
Three, if you aren't a humanoid youkai,
you must wear a disguise or conceal yourself.
***SIGN*** Pennant
**[04:08] Nyuudou**
We're going to follow these rules
and split up to find Seimei.
**[04:12] All**
Right!
***SIGN*** Right!
**[04:13] Nezumi**
We're looking for this guy.
**[04:17] Nezumi**
Make full use of the sewer rat network
**[04:19] Nezumi**
and search every corner
of the sewers of Tokyo.
***SIGN*** Yes, squeak!
**[04:22] All**
Yes, squeak!
**[04:23] Hijita**
I mean, I doubt he's
actually in the sewers...
**[04:26] Nezumi**
You never know.
**[04:27] Nezumi**
He might've mistaken the
sewers for the subway.
**[04:31] Nezumi**
Hey! You over there!
**[04:34] Nezumi**
No gnawing and destroying the water pipes!
**[04:37] Nezumi**
We're right by a shopping district,
and there's a ton of humans!
**[04:41] Hijita**
Man, I wanna go shopping...
**[04:43] Hijita**
Why do we have to search sewers
after coming all the way to Tokyo?
**[04:47] Hijita**
I wonder if the guys on the surface are
managing to sneak in some sightseeing.
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
**[04:52] Mujina**
Hey, Tamao!
**[04:54] Mujina**
If you breathe in that smoke, all the
things that are wrong with you go away!
**[04:58] Tamao**
What?!
**[04:59] Mujina**
Now we'll finally be smart!
**[05:02] Tamao**
Yeah! I can feel our IQs going up!
**[05:05] Oota**
Your IQs aren't going up!
They're actually going down!
***SIGN*** Promise the Small Old Man
***SIGN*** °Don't try this at home, kids!
**[05:08] Small Old Man**
Don't try this at home, kids.
**[05:10] Odawara**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[05:12] Oota**
Oh, Odawara-ku—
**[05:13] Odawara**
Quit messing around and
look for Seimei-sensei.
***SIGN*** Asakusa
Sword
***SIGN*** Asakusa
***SIGN*** Rickshaw
***SIGN*** Nigyou-yaki
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
**[05:17] Oota**
What's with your head?!
It's different than usual!
***SIGN*** The Usual
***SIGN*** Fire
**[05:19] Lady 1**
Um, are you a local mascot for Asakusa?
**[05:22] Lady 2**
Would you take a picture with us?
**[05:24] Odawara**
Oh, sure. Of course.
**[05:27] Oota**
Say cheese!
**[05:29] Mujina**
You're messing around more than anyone else!
**[05:32] Odawara**
I'm glad I'm a lantern head.
And I got to go to Asakusa!
**[05:38] Nyuudou**
Damn it. What are Mujina and
the rest of that group doing?
**[05:41] Maeda**
Huh? Where's Mujina's group?
**[05:43] Toubyou**
Well, his vision's 130.
**[05:46] Toubyou**
Ain't no way we're gonna see them.
**[05:48] Maeda**
It's a good idea to search from up high,
**[05:50] Maeda**
but from here, people are just gonna look
like beans to anyone but Nyuudou-kun.
**[05:55] Yanagida**
By the way, Merman Maeda-kun,
I guess you can get human legs.
**[06:00] Maeda**
Yeah, sorta.
**[06:02] Maeda**
But even if I can grow legs, I can't walk.
**[06:05] Yanagida**
What? You should've told me that sooner.
***SIGN*** Wonder Drug
**[06:08] Maeda**
Oh, I don't need any medicine.
**[06:09] Yanagida**
What?! Really?!
**[06:10] Nyuudou**
I wonder how everyone else is doing.
**[06:12] Kuniko**
Hello, this is Utagawa
calling from Akihabara.
**[06:16] Kuniko**
Beniko-chan wandered off to buy video games.
**[06:19] Nyuudou**
Right. You've got permission to punch her.
**[06:21] Kuniko**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Shinjuku Station
**[06:23] Sano**
No use over here, either.
**[06:25] Sano**
We asked some station workers,
but they haven't seen him.
**[06:29] Sano**
It's gonna be hard searching for him
in the subway with this crowd, too.
**[06:34] Takahashi**
Oh? You're Abe-sensei's students.
**[06:37] Mamekichi**
Huh? Takahashi-sensei?
**[06:41] Mamekichi**
You have a twin?!
**[06:45] Takahashi (Yamazaki)**
No, no, I'm the doppelganger police officer.
**[06:49] Takahashi**
We're former classmates.
***SIGN*** Shinjuku Bus Terminal
**[06:51] Takahashi (Yamazaki)**
Our former classmate runs
a café behind the station,
**[06:55] Takahashi (Yamazaki)**
so we go there every six months.
**[06:58] Takahashi (Yamazaki)**
Wanna come with us?
**[07:00] Takahashi (Yamazaki)**
It's a ghost café where real ghosts appear.
**[07:03] Mamekichi**
Er, we've had our fill from the school camp.
**[07:08] Sano**
*Huh?*
**[07:09] Sano**
*I'm getting an ominous feeling...*
**[07:16] Haruaki**
Sorry, I'm getting off!
**[07:18] Announcement**
* The doors are closing.*
* Please hold on to your belongings.*
**[07:23] Announcement**
*Do not rush onto the train.*
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
**[07:32] Haruaki**
I can't believe how hard it
is just to get off the train.
**[07:36] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[07:37] Haruaki**
The talisman Mii-kun gave me is gone.
**[07:40] Haruaki**
Did I leave it on the train?
**[07:42] Haruaki**
Oh! There it is!
**[07:44] Haruaki**
Thank goodness.
**[07:50] Haruaki**
*That startled me.*
**[07:52] Haruaki**
*He looked like Sano-kun for a second.*
**[07:55] Ebisu**
This talisman...
**[07:57] Haruaki**
Oh, thank you very much. That's mine!
**[08:00] Haruaki**
It's a precious gift I received years ago.
**[08:03] Ebisu**
Oh? I thought I had seen you before.
**[08:07] Ebisu**
You're the human teacher
at that youkai school.
**[08:09] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[08:10] Ebisu**
You were on TV before, weren't you?
**[08:12] Ebisu**
You're all the rage at my work.
**[08:13] Haruaki**
*Wait, does that mean this person's a youkai?*
**[08:18] Haruaki**
Well, I didn't know I was that famous.
***SIGN*** Want me to
sign your clothes?
***SIGN*** That's a
funny joke
**[08:22] Ebisu**
So what's a teacher at a
youkai school doing here?
***SIGN*** Er, I'm
not joking...
**[08:26] Haruaki**
Oh, right!
**[08:29] Haruaki**
Did you happen to see a bunch
of youkai around here?
**[08:32] Haruaki**
Like this.
**[08:34] Ebisu**
Wait, could it be that you're lost?
Even though you're the teacher?
**[08:38] Haruaki**
I-I am... Where exactly in Tokyo am I?
**[08:42] Ebisu**
Are you really a teacher?
**[08:44] Ebisu**
Want me to help you find them?
**[08:47] Haruaki**
Huh? But...
**[08:49] Ebisu**
I get the feeling if I leave you alone,
you'll never get out of Tokyo.
***SIGN*** Station
Exit Guide
**[08:54] Ebisu**
And...
**[08:55] Ebisu**
It's my job to make humans happy.
**[09:03] Ebisu**
I see.
**[09:04] Ebisu**
So you started working there,
not realizing it was a youkai school.
**[09:09] Haruaki**
Yup. At first, I thought about
running away once every hour.
**[09:14] Ebisu**
By the way, did you get that talisman
from one of your students?
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
**[09:18] Haruaki**
Nope. I got it from a lost little boy
**[09:23] Haruaki**
when I was in Kyoto on a school trip.
**[09:27] Ebisu**
Kyoto? Lost little boy?
**[09:30] Ebisu**
Oh, that's why!
**[09:32] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[09:32] Ebisu**
No, it's nothing.
**[09:34] Ebisu**
That's a really good talisman.
**[09:37] Ebisu**
It'll protect you from disasters.
**[09:41] Ebisu**
Well, now that we're full,
**[09:44] Ebisu**
how do you want to meet
up with your students?
**[09:47] Ebisu**
This would all go quicker
if you had a phone.
**[09:49] Haruaki**
Huh? I have one.
**[09:50] Haruaki**
But the battery's dead, so it's useless.
**[09:53] Ebisu**
Then why not just buy a charger
from a convenience store?
**[09:56] Haruaki**
Oh, yeah!
**[09:56] Zashikiwarashi**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Flop
**[10:01] Haruaki**
Whoa, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
**[10:04] Haruaki**
You're not hurt, are you?
**[10:08] Haruaki**
She's by herself. Is she lost like me?
**[10:13] Ebisu**
Abe-sensei.
**[10:15] Ebisu**
That's a zashikiwarashi.
**[10:18] Ebisu**
It must be a youkai bound
to this department store.
***SIGN*** Wow...
**[10:21] Haruaki**
What?!
**[10:24] Ebisu**
Abe-sensei, let's go.
**[10:26] Ebisu**
We should leave this place immediately.
**[10:30] Employee**
Thank you very much.
**[10:33] Haruaki**
I was able to buy a charger!
**[10:35] Ebisu**
That's great.
**[10:35] Girl**
That's insane.
**[10:37] Ebisu**
By the way, is there a black-haired
boy named Mikoto in your class?
**[10:39] Haruaki**
Uniforms!
**[10:42] Ebisu**
Nobody taught you that you should
listen when someone's talking?
**[10:45] Haruaki**
Sorry!
**[10:47] Haruaki**
*Wait, this feels like déjà vu.*
**[10:51] Passerby1**
Hey, a fire truck.
**[10:53] Passerby2**
I saw on social media that the department
store just over there is on fire.
**[10:58] Haruaki**
*That little girl...*
**[11:08] Ebisu**
I knew it...
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[11:18] Haruaki**
That department store...
**[11:21] Ebisu**
See? I told you we should leave immediately.
**[11:24] Haruaki**
What do you mean?
**[11:26] Ebisu**
That zashikiwarashi...
**[11:28] Ebisu**
She knew this fire was going to happen.
**[11:33] Haruaki**
* That's right... A zashikiwarashi wearing*
* red usually means misfortune is coming.*
**[11:38] Ebisu**
That youkai is bound to houses.
**[11:40] Ebisu**
It brings fortune to the home it's bound
to and it wears red when it leaves.
**[11:46] Ebisu**
And the home it leaves will face
one misfortune after another.
**[11:50] Haruaki**
Are you saying she knew
this was going to happen?
**[11:53] Ebisu**
No. Since she's so young,
**[11:56] Ebisu**
she might've subconsciously worn
that when she sensed the misfortune.
**[11:59] Mandragora-looking guy**
Sir! We got all the customers
and employees out safely!
**[12:04] Mandragora-looking captain**
Good! Now we just have to put out the fire.
**[12:06] Haruaki**
Thank goodness...
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[12:11] Haruaki**
No... The zashikiwarashi's still inside!
**[12:15] Ebisu**
Huh?
**[12:17] Haruaki**
*I've seen that spell before.*
**[12:19] Haruaki**
* It's the same one Zashiki-san*
* used to close her door.*
**[12:24] Haruaki**
*That girl was still small,*
**[12:26] Haruaki**
* so she might've panicked and accidentally*
* cast the spell, trapping herself inside.*
**[12:31] Haruaki**
*I can break the spell and save her.*
**[12:36] Ebisu**
You really shouldn't.
**[12:38] Ebisu**
Right now, the only casualty
will be one youkai.
**[12:42] Ebisu**
If you go in there, you're just
going to add to the body count.
**[12:46] Ebisu**
You really want to bring
misfortune upon yourself?
**[12:49] Ebisu**
I mean, they live in a completely
different world than you humans.
**[12:54] Ebisu**
No one else would really
even know they're gone.
**[12:58] Haruaki**
You're right.
**[12:59] Haruaki**
That's the excuse I had
running through my head
**[13:02] Haruaki**
when I first started this
job so I could run away.
**[13:04] ---**
Cold
**[13:06] Haruaki**
But I don't plan on running away anymore!
***SIGN*** Spring Water
**[13:10] Haruaki**
I can't pretend that she was never there.
**[13:12] Haruaki**
She might be one of my students someday.
**[13:17] Haruaki**
Now and forever, I'm going to guide youkai...
**[13:22] Haruaki**
Because I'm a teacher at a youkai school!
**[13:28] Ebisu**
I see. So that's the Haruaki Abe
that Mii-kun keeps talking about.
**[13:34] Ebisu**
I was wondering what he was like,
**[13:36] Ebisu**
but apparently, he's just
the typical pushover fool.
**[13:40] Ebisu**
It makes me want to puke.
**[13:46] Haruaki**
Thank goodness. The smoke's
not that high up yet.
**[13:50] Haruaki**
Now's my chance...
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[13:53] Haruaki**
There!
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[13:55] Haruaki**
Hey! Are you okay?
**[13:57] Haruaki**
I guess she can't hear
me because of the spell.
**[14:01] Haruaki**
I need to do something about this.
**[14:03] Haruaki**
I'll do what I did with
Zashiki-san's... Disappear!
**[14:08] Haruaki**
Ow... It worked!
**[14:11] Haruaki**
Now I just gotta get this door open...
**[14:14] Haruaki**
It won't open. Okay, fine. Here I go!
**[14:17] Haruaki**
Hi-yah!
**[14:20] Haruaki**
Oh, I knew you'd be in here!
**[14:22] Haruaki**
Man, I guess I can do it if I try.
**[14:24] Haruaki**
Getting stuck in the chalkboard
all those times paid off.
**[14:27] Haruaki**
Er, but now's not the time for that.
**[14:29] Haruaki**
Put this over your mouth.
**[14:31] Haruaki**
We need to get out before
the smoke rises more.
**[14:39] Haruaki**
A-An explosion?
**[14:41] Haruaki**
Oh, no... The fire and smoke
suddenly spread everywhere.
**[14:44] Haruaki**
I know.
***SIGN*** Quick Charger
**[14:46] Haruaki**
The charger I bought earlier...
**[14:48] Mandragora**
There's an incident happening.
***SIGN*** Idiot
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
**[14:52] Sano**
Hello, Seimei?!
**[14:54] Sano**
What the hell are you—
**[14:55] Haruaki**
*S-Sano-kun!*
**[14:57] Haruaki**
I-I'm actually caught in
a department store fire.
**[15:00] Haruaki**
Or more like I got myself into it...
**[15:02] Haruaki**
And now I can't get out.
**[15:04] Sano**
*What?!*
**[15:05] Sano**
How the hell did that happen?!
**[15:07] Haruaki**
*Yeah, it's all because I tried to act cool.*
**[15:10] Haruaki**
*Can you get a hold of Ogata-kun?*
***SIGN*** Idiot
**[15:14] Rin**
I'm right here.
**[15:15] Haruaki**
*Oh, good!*
***SIGN*** Idiot
**[15:16] Haruaki**
* Could you use your Raijin powers to cause a*
* thunderstorm to calm the fire down just a bit?*
**[15:21] Rin**
Is the fire really that small?
**[15:24] Sano**
* Anyway, we'll head over,*
* so tell us where you ar—*
**[15:34] Sano**
Seriously?
**[15:35] Mamekichi**
Wh-What should we do?
**[15:37] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun's gonna die at this rate!
**[15:39] Sano**
Damn it. First, we gotta
find out where he is.
**[15:46] Nyuudou**
Hello? What's up, Sano?
**[15:49] Nyuudou**
Did you find Seimei?
***SIGN*** Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
**[15:50] Sano**
*Well, blah, blah, yadda, yadda...*
**[15:52] Nyuudou**
What?! What the hell is that idiot doing?!
**[15:55] Sano**
Nyuudou, you'd be able
to find the fire, right?
**[15:59] Nyuudou**
* Hmm... I can't tell him that we're*
* not on the observation deck anymore*
**[16:02] Nyuudou**
*and are actually eating at the terrace below.*
**[16:05] Nyuudou**
Give me a minute.
**[16:07] Nyuudou**
Yanagida!
**[16:08] Yanagida**
I know. It's time for my medicine.
**[16:11] Toubyou**
It's really not.
**[16:12] Nyuudou**
Actually, he's right.
**[16:13] All**
Huh?!
**[16:14] Nyuudou**
You can go wild as long as no one gets hurt.
**[16:16] Nyuudou**
You have my permission.
**[16:17] Nyuudou**
You, too, Toubyou.
**[16:20] Yanagida**
Leave it to me!
**[16:23] Yanagida**
It's easy as pie if you leave it to me!
**[16:26] Toubyou**
This is what I'm supposed to do?!
**[16:28] Toubyou**
Someone! Save m—
**[16:30] Tourist**
Wow, that flower just ate him.
**[16:32] Tourist 2**
What an amazing show.
**[16:34] Nyuudou**
Okay, Maeda. Now, turn back into a merman.
**[16:37] Maeda**
O-Okay...
**[16:43] Nyuudou**
Get me up into the sky!
**[16:45] Maeda**
Roger!
**[16:46] Tourist child**
Fishy!
***SIGN*** Fishy!
**[16:49] Nyuudou**
Now I can see all of Tokyo.
**[16:52] Nyuudou**
Smoke!
**[16:54] Nyuudou**
There it is!
**[16:54] Maeda**
Sano! It's around Ginza!
**[16:57] Maeda**
Huh? Be more specific? Um...
**[16:59] Nyuudou**
Wait! I can see even more.
**[17:04] Nyuudou**
I see it!
***SIGN*** Byakuya Department Store
**[17:05] Nyuudou**
It's the Byakuya Department Store in Ginza!
**[17:07] Nyuudou**
Maeda and I will head over there now—
**[17:10] Cop**
Hey! I'm with the Youkai Aviation Guard!
**[17:13] Cop**
You can't just randomly
fly around like this!
**[17:15] Maeda and Nyuudou**
*W-We're sorry...*
**[17:17] Cop**
*All right, it's lecture time!*
**[17:18] Cop**
* This is the problem with*
* young folks these da—*
**[17:21] Sano**
It's no use. We'll have to
head to Ginza ourselves.
**[17:24] Kou**
But it'll take twenty minutes
to get to Ginza from Shinjuku!
**[17:27] Rin**
I know! Mame, transform into a plane!
**[17:30] Mamekichi**
Oh, yeah!
**[17:31] Mamekichi**
Transform!
**[17:33] Mamekichi**
A small airplane!
**[17:36] Rin**
Isn't that a bit small?
**[17:37] Mamekichi**
This is my limit if you
consider the engine and fuel.
**[17:41] Kou**
Damn it! If only Yanagida were around.
**[17:43] Sano**
*Calm down.*
**[17:43] Rin**
He's always around when
you don't need him...
**[17:44] Sano**
*Stay calm and think, me.*
**[17:46] Sano**
* Up until now, we managed to*
* get through the sports day,*
**[17:50] Sano**
* the kidnapping incident,*
* and the school camp.*
**[17:53] Sano**
The school camp... That's it!
**[17:55] Sano**
This way!
**[17:57] Rin**
Where are you going?
**[17:58] Sano**
*Seimei... Don't you dare die!*
**[18:05] Haruaki**
I-I'm okay.
**[18:06] Haruaki**
I-It just grazed me. It didn't actually hit me.
**[18:09] Haruaki**
More importantly, Sano-ku—
**[18:11] Haruaki**
My phone is literally dead!
**[18:13] Haruaki**
Oh, no! I can't find the
exit with all this smoke...
**[18:16] Haruaki**
And Sano-kun can't get here...
**[18:18] Haruaki**
I-I-I-Is there any other
way I can contact him?
**[18:23] Haruaki**
There's something in here?
**[18:25] Haruaki**
This is...
**[18:28] Boy (Mii-kun)**
This way.
**[18:30] Haruaki**
Y-You're...
**[18:33] Haruaki**
Are you going to help us?
**[18:39] Haruaki**
*I don't think this child is human.*
**[18:42] Haruaki**
*And I think I've felt this hand before...*
**[18:46] Haruaki**
The stairs! We're saved!
**[18:49] Haruaki**
If we go down here... Wait...
**[18:51] Haruaki**
Huh? Up?
**[18:57] Haruaki**
That was close... If we'd gone
down, we would've died.
**[19:02] Haruaki**
What's the matter?
**[19:04] Boy (Mii-kun)**
This is as far as I can help you.
**[19:07] Boy (Mii-kun)**
Thank you for taking such
good care of me for so long.
**[19:10] Haruaki**
Huh? Hey, wait...
**[19:14] Haruaki**
A door? Are we supposed to go through here?
**[19:18] Haruaki**
I guess I'll just trust that kid.
***SIGN*** Play Land
**[19:26] Haruaki**
The roof...
**[19:28] Haruaki**
I see. The smoke's not as dense... up here...
**[19:34] Haruaki**
You go on ahead, Zashikiwarashi-san.
**[19:38] Haruaki**
*It's no use... I inhaled too much smoke.*
**[19:41] Haruaki**
*Huh?*
**[19:42] Haruaki**
*I'm holding something in my right hand...*
***SIGN*** Talisman of Protection
**[19:46] Haruaki**
I see. So that was you earlier.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Ebisu**
That's a really good talisman.
**[19:54] (Flashback) Ebisu**
It'll protect you from disasters.
**[19:58] Haruaki**
Thanks, Mii-kun.
**[20:02] Haruaki**
* Mii-kun went to all*
* that trouble to save me.*
**[20:06] Haruaki**
*I need to do what I can to survive...*
**[20:11] Haruaki**
Rain?
**[20:13] Haruaki**
Is this because of Mii-kun's talisman, too?
**[20:18] Sano**
Seimei!
**[20:21] Haruaki**
How did you know I was here?
**[20:23] Sano**
That doesn't matter!
We're getting out of here!
**[20:28] Sano**
I see...
**[20:30] Sano**
You went in to save this girl.
**[20:33] Sano**
You idiot.
**[20:34] Haruaki**
Yeah... I'm sorry I worried you.
**[20:38] Yanagida**
All right, let's get out of here!
**[20:42] Kou**
Yeah, rain is definitely not
enough to put out that fire.
**[20:45] Rin**
At this rate, it'll spread
to the other buildings,
**[20:48] Rin**
leading to more casualties.
**[20:51] Mamekichi**
What's that sound?
**[20:56] Rin**
Wh-What?
**[20:58] Yanagida**
Did a water pipe burst underground?
**[21:01] Mamekichi**
Underground? Could it be...
**[21:04] Nezumi**
Curse those sewer rats! I told them
to be careful with those pipes!
**[21:08] Hijita**
Damn it! Now we've done it!
**[21:10] Hijita**
Run away!
**[21:11] Nezumi**
Lickity-squeak!
**[21:13] Kou**
Did Hijita and those rats
coincidentally break it?
**[21:15] Rin**
No way...
**[21:16] Haruaki**
The water pipe just happens
to burst right now?
**[21:19] Haruaki**
It's like we're being protected
by the god of fortune...
**[21:23] Sano**
*The god of fortune, huh?*
**[21:26] Haruaki**
Also, we were lucky that
Yanagida-kun showed up.
**[21:30] Yanagida**
Oh, I'm not Yanagida-kun.
**[21:32] Haruaki**
Huh?!
**[21:33] Yanagida (Yamazaki)**
I'm the doppelganger police officer.
**[21:36] Haruaki**
Oh, really? Thank you very much.
**[21:40] Yanagida (Yamazaki)**
If you're gonna thank
someone, thank Sano-kun.
**[21:42] Yanagida (Yamazaki)**
Sano-kun just happened to find
me and asked for my help,
**[21:46] Yanagida (Yamazaki)**
so I transformed into Yanagida-kun.
**[21:49] Haruaki**
Thanks, Sano-kun.
**[21:51] Sano**
You're such a pain in the ass.
**[21:54] Rin**
Oh, I guess everyone's
already at the station.
**[21:57] Yanagida (Yamazaki)**
Let's hurry back, Abe-sensei.
**[22:00] Haruaki**
Right!
**[22:04] Cop**
Hey! Don't go casually flying around up here!
**[22:07] All**
Sorry!
# 13 - The Cursed Secondhand Book
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[00:00] Haruaki**
And with that, the first
term has come to a close.
**[00:04] Haruaki**
I look forward to seeing all of your
cheerful faces in the new term.
***SIGN*** Summer
Vacation
**[00:08] Beniko**
About damn time.
**[00:10] Mamekichi**
All right! We're gonna play all
we want starting tomorrow!
**[00:12] Oota and Toubyou**
Yeah!
**[00:14] Small Old Man**
And so, summer vacation
begins at Hyakki Academy.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Morioka
***SIGN*** Iwate
***SIGN*** Episode 13
"The Cursed
Secondhand Book"
**[01:59] Hijita**
Seriously, you should be doing this for
your husband, not your younger brother.
**[02:03] Hijita Sister**
And I'm practicing on you so I don't
rip a hole in my husband's ear.
**[02:08] Hijita**
So I'm just a guinea pig?
**[02:09] Hijita Mom**
Koutarou.
**[02:11] Hijita**
What, Mom? I'm busy right now.
**[02:12] Hijita Mom**
Nyuudou-kun's here.
**[02:14] Nyuudou**
H-Hey...
**[02:16] Nyuudou**
Sorry to interrupt your siscon activities.
**[02:18] Hijita**
What? N-No! What are you doing here, anyway?
**[02:21] Nyuudou**
Well, stuff happened.
**[02:26] Nyuudou**
I'm going to be staying at Zashiki's
place next door again this year,
**[02:30] Nyuudou**
so I came by to say hi.
**[02:31] Hijita**
Did you run away again?
**[02:33] Nyuudou**
Ah...
**[02:34] Nyuudou**
Yeah, pretty much.
**[02:36] Hijita**
Hey, why don't you try talking to Seimei?
**[02:39] Hijita**
I know how he is, but he's our teacher...
**[02:42] Nyuudou**
What's the point in telling him?
**[02:46] Nyuudou**
It won't change anything.
**[02:49] Beniko**
Hey, you two.
**[02:51] Beniko**
I brought you some shaved ice.
**[02:53] Beniko**
Eat up!
**[02:54] Hijita**
Beni-chan, you're here?
**[02:55] Beniko**
I made some special syrup in the kitchen.
**[02:58] Beniko**
Eat up, Hijita.
**[03:00] Hijita**
Isn't it a bit brown?
**[03:02] Beniko**
I made it so it'd suit your
tastes as a dorotabou.
**[03:04] Beniko**
I'm having a normal strawberry one.
**[03:06] Nyuudou**
I'll have the other strawberry.
**[03:07] Hijita**
I wonder what everyone else is
doing on their summer vacation.
**[03:11] Nyuudou**
Oota said he was going to watch
baseball with Akibe-san.
**[03:14] Both**
Yay!
**[03:16] Beniko**
They're a surprisingly active couple.
**[03:19] Nyuudou**
Right?
**[03:19] Beniko**
Come to think of it, three days ago,
**[03:21] Beniko**
the tanuki and cat came by to borrow
a bike trailer to catch some bugs.
**[03:28] Hijita**
"Dorotabou tastes," my ass! This is just dirt!
**[03:33] Beniko**
Tee-hee!
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Okayama
**[03:37] Mamekichi**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Okayama
**[03:40] Mamekichi**
Akisame-kun!
**[03:42] Mamekichi**
I caught a new type of butterfly!
**[03:45] Tamao**
Well done, Omame!
**[03:46] Renjou**
That's my father!
**[03:49] Mamekichi**
Whoops. I guess it's another
one of Renjou-san's family.
**[03:54] Mamekichi**
The giant spider we caught
earlier was your mom...
**[03:58] Tamao**
Is this stag beetle your little sister?
**[04:00] Renjou**
That's not my little sister.
Isn't that a cockroach?
**[04:04] Tamao**
Well, shoot.
**[04:05] Tamao**
We're getting nowhere on our
bug-collecting research project.
**[04:07] Tamao**
My mom's gonna chew me out.
**[04:09] Mamekichi**
I'm not gonna get yelled at.
**[04:11] Mamekichi**
Because my dad went to Kyoto today.
**[04:14] Mamekichi**
My mom's anger is always directed at my dad.
**[04:17] Tamao**
Why would he get yelled at for going to Kyoto?
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Kyoto
***SIGN*** Kyoto
**[04:26] Mame Papa**
Rin-chwan!
**[04:29] Mame Papa**
I haven't seen you since Golden Week!
**[04:31] Miki**
It's been so long.
**[04:33] Mame Papa**
You haven't been at work lately.
I've been worried.
**[04:36] Miki**
*Yeah, I was busy teaching your son at school.*
**[04:40] Miki**
* Also, I'm your son's former*
* homeroom teacher and a guy.*
**[04:42] Miki**
*Figure it out already, you pervy old man!*
**[04:44] Mame Papa**
Ah, it's time for a potty break.
**[04:47] Miki**
Oh, let me take you.
**[04:49] Miki**
Onee-chan!
**[04:51] Torako**
What are you yelling about?
**[04:53] Miki**
I said I'd help out while I was back home,
**[04:55] Miki**
but why do I have to deal
with that guy again?!
**[04:58] Torako**
Well, you said you were broke, so I'm
letting you make some pocket money.
**[05:02] Miki**
Come on...
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[05:04] Torako**
Go on, now. He's comin' back.
**[05:07] Torako**
Make sure you wring out all the cash
you can from the tanuki daddy.
***SIGN*** Miki's Belongings
***SIGN*** Hatanaka-kun
**[05:18] Hatanaka**
Rintarou's not answering...
**[05:20] Hatanaka**
He said he was going back home. Is he all right?
**[05:25] Son**
Look, Papa! I'm kicking!
**[05:27] Hatanaka**
Come on, now!
**[05:28] Saki**
Hey! Don't splash water over here.
**[05:32] Hatanaka**
Come on. Stop that.
**[05:33] Saki**
Hey!
**[05:36] Hatanaka**
Sorry, I need a towel!
Could you bring me a towel?
**[05:40] Haruaki**
Coming!
**[05:44] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[05:46] Haruaki**
I've been waiting for you!
**[05:49] Haruaki**
'Sup, Yakubyougami? What do you want?
**[05:52] Sano**
Hell if I know.
**[05:54] Sano**
I only came here because the principal
gave me a map and it led here.
**[05:58] Haruaki**
What? You didn't hear?
**[06:00] Haruaki**
I told the principal that I wanted to
spend the summer with you, and he said,
**[06:06] Haruaki**
"Then he's all yours this year."
**[06:09] Amaaki**
Huh?
**[06:11] Sano**
Seriously?
**[06:14] Mom**
I can finally put this guest
tea cup to good use.
**[06:17] Haruaki**
I wonder if Sano-kun would
like green tea or hojicha.
**[06:22] Mom**
Well, I'm glad you were discharged from
the hospital before summer vacation.
**[06:27] Mom**
I almost fainted when I heard
you'd gotten hurt in a fire.
**[06:32] Haruaki**
But I'm totally fine no—
**[06:33] Mom**
Haruaki...
**[06:34] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[06:36] Mom**
You got lucky this time,
but don't push yourself.
**[06:41] Mom**
If you push yourself and end up
disregarding your own safety,
**[06:45] Mom**
you're also disregarding
everyone you're important to.
**[06:49] Mom**
You need to realize you're alive
because people support you.
**[06:54] Mom**
If you're going to push yourself, do so
in a way that won't make anyone sad.
**[06:58] Haruaki**
Okay. I'm sorry I worried you.
**[07:03] Haruaki**
Huh? You start your part-time
job today, Sano-kun?
**[07:06] Sano**
Yeah, pretty much.
**[07:08] Sano**
So after this, I'm heading
to Hyakki Academy Island.
**[07:11] Haruaki**
In that case, do you mind if I go with you?
**[07:14] Haruaki**
I forgot something in the faculty room.
**[07:16] Haruaki**
But wait... how are you
getting to the island?
**[07:19] Sano**
Well, the principal...
***SIGN*** Quick
***SIGN*** Taxi
**[07:24] Haruaki**
Huh... So if you call this phone
number, someone will pick you up?
**[07:29] Sano**
Yeah. Hello? I'd like to go
to Hyakki Academy Island.
**[07:33] Yanagida**
Thanks for waiting.
**[07:35] Sano**
Wait, that voice...
***SIGN*** Vacant
**[07:38] Yanagida**
Your ittan-momen taxi is here.
**[07:40] Sano**
Geh! Yanagida!
***SIGN*** Gida
**[07:41] Yanagida**
I work as a taxi during
summer break to make money.
**[07:45] Yanagida**
I'll take you anywhere in
the country for 500 yen!
**[07:47] Yanagida**
I can get you to the school
from here in five minutes.
**[07:49] Haruki**
But we'd die if you flew that fast.
**[07:52] Yanagida**
Don't worry. These seats have youkai magic
cast on them. They're super efficient.
**[07:56] Sano**
Actually, Yanagida,
**[07:58] Sano**
why don't you stop making medicine
and make this your real job?
**[08:01] Yanagida**
But that'd be so dull that there'd
be no excitement in my life.
**[08:03] Yanagida**
Messing up making medicine and almost
blowing up the school is a good balance.
**[08:08] Haruki**
I mean, that might work for you,
but it doesn't work for us.
**[08:11] Yanagida**
Here we go!
**[08:21] Haruaki**
I can't believe it! How could I forget
my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia?
**[08:25] Haruaki**
Now, then. I'll have
Yanagida-kun take me back...
**[08:28] Haruaki**
Oh, I know! While I'm here...
***SIGN*** Youkai Bookstore
**[08:35] Sano**
I knew you'd show up.
**[08:38] Haruaki**
And I figured you were expecting me.
**[08:41] Haruaki**
Working at a used book store is pretty fancy.
**[08:44] Sano**
Well, I'm basically just looking after
the shop since no one comes by.
**[08:48] Haruaki**
Huh... So you're here by yourself?
**[08:51] Sano**
The old lady who owns the place is out right
now, and the other employee here is...
**[08:55] Tenmaru**
Oh? Well, if it isn't Abe-sensei.
**[08:58] Haruaki**
K-Karasuma-kun?!
**[09:00] Sano**
You actually know Karasuma-kun?
**[09:03] Haruaki**
You know! He's one of the
members of the karasu tengu
**[09:05] Haruaki**
that tanukinapped Maizuka-kun the other day.
**[09:08] Sano**
What? You tanukinapped Mame?!
**[09:10] Tenmaru**
Now, I'm just an honest young
man working at this bookstore.
**[09:14] Haruaki**
This is what you should've
been doing in the first place.
**[09:16] Tenmaru**
But that's so boring.
**[09:18] Tenmaru**
We're the best when we're doing evil deeds.
**[09:22] Yanagida**
*It's a good balance.*
**[09:23] Haruaki/Sano**
*He's saying the same thing as Yanagida-kun.*
***SIGN*** Leave the evil deeds to us
***SIGN*** Tenmaru Karasuma
***SIGN*** Karasu Tengu Troupe Secretary
**[09:25] Tenmaru**
Anyway, I'll be happy to help you
out with any evil deed, Abe-sensei.
**[09:31] Haruaki**
You probably won't have to worry about that.
***SIGN*** Leave the evil deeds to us
***SIGN*** Tenmaru Karasuma
**[09:37] Haruaki**
Karasuma-kun sorta reminds me of you.
**[09:40] Haruaki**
You're both cool.
**[09:41] Sano**
What? We're nothing alike.
**[09:43] Sano**
I mean, he tries to act cool, but...
***SIGN*** Buddha Nirvana
Magical Girl
Mandala
***SIGN*** First Press
Limited Edition
***SIGN*** Comes with a special figure
**[09:48] Tenmaru**
The *Buddha Nirvana Magical Girl Mandala*
Collector's Edition that comes with a figure!
**[09:53] Tenmaru**
I couldn't even find this in Akiba!
I can't believe it's here!
**[09:56] Tenmaru**
Dude, the quality's amazing on this thing!
**[09:59] Sano**
As you can see, he's a hardcore
2D otaku. You think we're alike?
**[10:04] Haruaki**
Sorry, you guys aren't that alike after all.
**[10:07] Haruaki**
Okay, I'm gonna go look at some books.
**[10:09] Sano**
Sure. Find a good one and
contribute to the sales here.
**[10:13] Haruaki**
* I don't even know where to start*
* when there's this many...*
**[10:20] Haruaki**
*I feel like this book is calling to me...*
**[10:22] Honda**
Ah, you've got a good eye, sir.
**[10:25] Haruaki**
Whoa!
**[10:26] Haruaki**
*I guess there's another employee here!*
**[10:28] Honda**
That one's got a neat trick to it.
I highly recommend it.
**[10:31] Honda**
Perhaps it's because it's not finished,
but no one else will read it.
**[10:34] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[10:36] Honda**
But it's really interesting, and the
reader can supply their own ending.
**[10:40] Haruaki**
I didn't know that was a thing!
I guess I'll read it, then.
***SIGN*** Me
**[10:45] Haruaki**
"It happened on a rainy day.
**[10:48] Haruaki**
While I was feeling a bit listless
from the dull atmosphere,
**[10:51] Haruaki**
I continued my shift as an
employee at a bookstore."
**[10:54] Haruaki**
I guess this book stars a bookstore employee.
Just like Sano-kun and Karasuma-kun.
**[10:59] Haruaki**
"Then, suddenly, thunder crashed
along with some other noise."
***SIGN*** Crash
**[11:07] Sano**
Thunder and lightning?
**[11:08] Sano**
That sounded super close.
**[11:10] Tenmaru**
It was sunny just moments ago.
***SIGN*** Youkai Bookstore
**[11:12] Tenmaru**
Oh, it's starting to rain, too.
**[11:15] Haruaki**
That startled me! Anyway,
let's read more of the book.
**[11:19] Haruaki**
"That day, the owner was out,
**[11:22] Haruaki**
and my coworker So-and-So-san
and I had nothing to do."
**[11:27] Haruaki**
"So-and-So-san"?
**[11:29] Haruaki**
"Fill this in with the name of a
human or youkai around you."
**[11:32] Haruaki**
But of course!
**[11:33] Haruaki**
Then I'll read this as Sano-kun, the protagonist,
with Karasuma-kun as his coworker.
***SIGN*** So-and-So-san
***SIGN*** Shop Employee
"Me"
***SIGN*** Karasuma-kun
**[11:41] Haruki**
Hey! The name changed!
**[11:43] Haruki**
This must be the neat trick that
employee was talking about!
**[11:48] Haruki**
The youkai author must've cast
some sort of youkai magic on it.
***SIGN*** Chills
**[11:54] Sano**
What the... I suddenly felt a chill...
**[11:57] Tenmaru**
My body also feels heavy suddenly...
**[12:01] Sano**
It's raining, but I'm going
out for some fresh air.
**[12:06] Sano**
The door won't open...
**[12:08] Tenmaru**
Maybe it's locked.
**[12:10] Sano**
No, it's not...
**[12:13] Haruaki**
What's wrong, you two?
**[12:15] Tenmaru**
The door won't open.
**[12:17] Haruaki**
The door?
**[12:19] Haruaki**
I-It couldn't be...
**[12:22] Haruaki**
"I suddenly felt a chill.
**[12:24] Haruaki**
Apparently, Karasuma-kun
felt something similar,
**[12:27] Haruaki**
and the entrance door was tightly shut."
**[12:29] Haruaki**
N-Next...
**[12:31] Haruaki**
"And then, books suddenly fell
onto Karasuma-kun's head."
**[12:39] Tenmaru**
Ow... What the heck? A book
suddenly fell on my head...
**[12:44] Sano**
Did they fall from the bookshelf?
**[12:47] Sano**
What's wrong, Seimei?
**[12:50] Haruaki**
Um...
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[12:59] Sano and Tenmaru**
So you're saying...
**[13:01] Sano**
...that we're now the characters in this book?
**[13:04] Haruaki**
Apparently so...
**[13:05] Sano**
You bastard...
**[13:07] Sano**
How dare you drag us into
something this nonsensical?
**[13:10] Haruaki**
Right... I'm willing to
accept any punishment.
**[13:13] Tenmaru**
More importantly,
**[13:14] Tenmaru**
Abe-sensei said some male employee
recommended this book to him...
**[13:18] Tenmaru**
but Sano-senpai and I are
the only ones working today.
**[13:21] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[13:22] Haruaki**
No, there was another one!
**[13:23] Haruaki**
Maybe he was a customer...
**[13:25] Tenmaru**
You're the only customer
right now, Abe-sensei.
**[13:27] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[13:28] Sano**
Maybe your sixth sense kicked in.
**[13:31] Haruaki**
What?! He was a ghost?!
**[13:34] Haruaki**
C-Could it be that...
**[13:36] Haruaki**
He's a past victim of this book,
and he's trying to gain more dead buddies?!
**[13:40] Tenmaru**
We can't go outside, so apparently
Sano-senpai and I are being held hostage
**[13:45] Tenmaru**
by this book until Abe-sensei
finishes reading this book.
**[13:50] Haruaki**
Th-Then I'll continue reading, so be careful.
**[13:53] Both**
Gulp.
**[13:55] Both**
Um... "Meanwhile, near the
store, lightning crashed and—"
**[14:00] Haruaki**
"They were surrounded in darkness.
It seems the power went out."
**[14:04] Sano**
Wait, why is it so dark
in the middle of the day?
**[14:07] Haruaki**
One sec. My phone's in my pocket...
**[14:10] Haruaki**
What's that sound?
**[14:13] All**
What?!
**[14:15] Haruaki**
K-Karasuma-kun!
**[14:18] Haruaki**
K-Karasuma-kun?
**[14:22] Haruaki**
"After taking out a light from my
pocket, I nervously shone it around.
**[14:26] Haruaki**
My coworker, Karasuma-kun, had collapsed.
**[14:29] Haruaki**
I panicked and called out to him,
but there was no response.
**[14:33] Haruaki**
That's right...
**[14:34] Haruaki**
The Karasuma-kun that was laying there...
**[14:37] Haruaki**
was dead."
**[14:41] Sano**
Karasuma-kun!
**[14:44] Sano**
It's no use...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[14:46] Sano**
His heart's stopped.
**[14:48] Haruaki**
O-Oh, no...
**[14:51] Haruaki**
D-Damn it! I'll never accept a book
that messes with its readers like this!
**[14:57] Haruaki**
"Or so I thought, but I had just imagined it."
**[15:01] Sano**
Karasuma-kun!
**[15:02] Haruaki**
Thank goodness! He came back to life!
**[15:05] Tenmaru**
That startled me... I was being
forced to swim in a lake of blood...
**[15:09] Sano**
Hey, look. The text in the book is changing.
**[15:12] Tenmaru**
Apparently, the story progression changes
depending on what's written in the book.
**[15:17] Sano**
Then why don't we just end it right now?
**[15:20] Haruaki**
Oh, right!
**[15:23] Haruaki**
Huh? It's no use.
**[15:25] Haruaki**
I'm trying to write "the end,"
but the pencil won't move.
**[15:29] Haruaki**
Maybe we need to at least
follow some of the story...
**[15:33] Tenmaru**
I guess the only path is for Sensei to read on
**[15:36] Tenmaru**
and pencil in some things to
lead us to a happy ending.
**[15:40] Haruaki**
That's a huge responsibility...
**[15:43] Haruaki**
"It looks like we're saved.
**[15:46] Haruaki**
And then, the regular
So-and-So-san showed up.
**[15:49] Haruaki**
It was raining hard outside,
and they came in to get out of the rain."
**[15:53] Haruaki**
Another character just showed up!
**[15:56] Sano**
Make it someone who can handle something bad!
**[15:58] Haruaki**
What?! I can't pick!
**[16:01] Haruaki**
I mean, my students and the mandragoras
are out of the question...
**[16:03] Haruaki**
I don't want to involve my family...
**[16:05] Haruaki**
Well, the teachers...
**[16:07] Haruaki**
Er, no. They'd be scary later.
**[16:11] Tenmaru**
In that case, I have the perfect candidate.
**[16:17] Bonmaru**
I'm coming in to get out of the rain for a bit.
**[16:21] Bonmaru**
Wait...
**[16:22] Bonmaru**
Ten-chan and that one brat from before.
**[16:25] Haruaki**
I'm apologizing in advance.
I'm really sorry about this.
**[16:28] Tenmaru**
I mean, it won't be a big deal if he dies.
**[16:31] Bonmaru**
That's one hell of a greeting.
**[16:37] Bonmaru**
More importantly, what's going on here?
**[16:41] Haruaki**
Well...
***SIGN*** Blah, blah,
yada, yada
***SIGN*** You use this when you
want to summarize
something.
**[16:43] Small old man**
Blah, blah, yada, yada.
**[16:45] Bonmaru**
What?! What the hell does that mean?
**[16:47] Tenmaru**
Anyway, as long as Abe-sensei rewrites the
story before something really bad happens...
**[16:52] Haruaki**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[16:56] Sano**
That hurt!
**[16:57] Bonmaru**
Hey! What're you doin', Ten-chan?
**[17:00] Tenmaru**
I'm not sure. My body's moving on its own.
**[17:02] Bonmaru**
Hey, now. This isn't going to turn into
a murder case or something, is it?
**[17:08] Haruaki**
No! Don't do anything rash!
**[17:11] Haruaki**
"Karasuma-kun slowly grabbed onto
my clothes and then XXXXX... Oh!"
**[17:19] Bonmaru**
Th-This is an...
**[17:21] Haruaki**
...erotic novel!
**[17:24] Tenmaru**
Wait, does that mean Sano-senpai and I—
**[17:27] Tenmaru**
Y-You can't be serious!
**[17:29] Tenmaru**
Do you know how hard I've been
trying to keep my virginity?!
**[17:32] Tenmaru**
I can't lose it right here
and now to Sano-senpai!
**[17:35] Haruaki**
Um, um...
**[17:36] Bonmaru**
Hey! Hurry up and write something!
**[17:38] Bonmaru**
Those two are going to kiss!
**[17:40] Haruaki**
"Bonmaru-san fantasized that whole thing!"
**[17:43] Bonmaru**
What?!
**[17:45] Bonmaru**
Oh, God! Lewd scenes of these
two are filling my brain!
**[17:52] Haruaki**
At this rate, they're not
going to mentally survive!
**[17:55] Haruaki**
If only there were some other youkai...
**[17:58] Haruaki**
Oh, right! We don't exactly
have to solve this on our own!
**[18:02] All**
Huh?
**[18:04] Haruaki**
Bring it on, you weird book!
**[18:06] Haruaki**
I'm gonna fight weirdness with weirdness!
**[18:12] Sano**
"A giant meteor came falling!"
**[18:14] Haruaki**
"But!"
**[18:17] Oota**
Man, that home run was so cool!
**[18:20] Oota**
I wish I could bat like that!
**[18:23] Akibe**
Nice home run!
**[18:24] Oota**
Huh? I think I might've
hit something just now...
**[18:28] Haruaki**
"Oota-kun hit it back."
**[18:31] Tenmaru**
"Poisonous plants started
growing in the yard."
**[18:33] Haruki**
"Coincidentally... it happened right
where Yanagida-kun was taking a break."
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
**[18:39] Yanagida**
Ooh, poisonous plants!
***SIGN*** Poison
***SIGN*** Poison
**[18:40] Yanagida**
I'm gonna make me some poison!
**[18:45] Bonmaru**
"A flock of locusts came flying."
**[18:48] Haruaki**
"Right where there were
some kids collecting bugs!"
***SIGN*** Okayama
**[18:53] Mame and Tamao**
What a haul!
**[18:59] Sano**
"A truck busted in."
**[19:01] Haruaki**
"To this person's place!"
***SIGN*** Kyoto
**[19:05] Geisha**
A truck!
**[19:06] Geisha**
Is being held up!
**[19:08] Miki**
That's dangerous, damn it.
**[19:11] Haruaki**
"To a drunk Rintarou-kun!"
**[19:13] Miki**
You're in the way, damn it!
**[19:17] Tenmaru**
"Kidnapped by aliens."
**[19:18] Haruaki**
Well, these people would
absolutely love that!
***SIGN*** To
Takahashi-sensei
**[19:24] Takahashi**
Wow... It's been my dream ever
since I was a child to meet aliens.
**[19:28] Takahashi**
I'm so curious...
**[19:30] Takahashi**
I wonder if you have blood types.
**[19:33] Takahashi**
What color is it?
**[19:35] Takahashi**
Body temperature?
**[19:35] Takahashi**
What shapes are its organs?
**[19:38] Takahashi**
What kinds do you have?
**[19:40] Takahashi**
I want to see all of this with my own eyes!
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
**[19:47] Sano**
Okay, the book's getting tired.
**[19:50] Haruaki**
How's that?! Truth is stranger than fiction!
**[19:53] Haruaki**
A bizarre book is no match for my weirdness!
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Huff
**[19:58] Tenmaru**
There are only a few pages remaining!
**[20:00] Haruaki**
So, what are you going to do next?
**[20:02] Haruaki**
"And so, the cursed book sucked
in everyone around it."
**[20:06] All**
Huh?
**[20:08] Haruaki**
"And then they became a part of the cast of
characters to forever entertain readers."
**[20:12] All**
Huh?
**[20:17] Bonmaru**
Wha—
**[20:19] Bonmaru**
What the hell is this?!
**[20:20] Sano**
Seimei!
**[20:22] Haruaki**
Then how about this?!
**[20:26] Haruaki**
"But the book fell to Haruaki
Abe's power to exorcise demons!"
**[20:38] Sano**
It's not over yet! End that book!
**[20:41] Haruaki**
"And so, the book's curse was lifted!
**[20:44] Haruaki**
And everyone lived happily ever after!
**[20:47] Haruaki**
The end!"
**[20:56] Tenmaru**
We can take this to mean the
curse was indeed lifted, right?
**[21:00] All**
W-We're saved...
***SIGN*** Author
Photo
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 120 1000 0 1000
***SIGN*** Kotoba Honda
***SIGN*** 1915-1945
***SIGN*** Born in Tokyo
***SIGN*** Though he spent his life as a human,
he was rumored to have supernatural
powers. He never got noticed as an
author while he was alive, and his
dream to have his work published
never came true, but after his death,
a youkai publishing editorial
department found a safe from his
home that burnt down and...
**[21:06] Haruaki**
This person...
**[21:08] Haruaki**
He's the employee who
suggested this book to me!
**[21:11] Sano**
So it was the author's ghost...
**[21:14] Tenmaru**
Apparently he passed away a long time ago.
**[21:16] Haruaki**
So he really was a ghost.
**[21:19] Tenmaru**
Maybe he couldn't pass on because
his book was incomplete,
**[21:24] Tenmaru**
so he relied on you since
you have a strong sixth sense.
**[21:28] Haruaki**
I see.
**[21:30] Haruaki**
It ended up a really weird story,
**[21:32] Haruaki**
but if the author and this book are now
able to rest in peace, it's worth it.
**[21:37] Bonmaru**
Yeah.
**[21:38] Tenmaru**
Yup.
**[21:41] Haruaki**
If everything I wrote came true,
**[21:43] Haruaki**
I should've written things that
would've benefited us more!
**[21:47] Bonmaru**
Yeah!
**[21:48] Haruaki**
Like conveniently being buried in uniforms!
**[21:50] Bonmaru**
Or conveniently becoming rich!
**[21:52] Tenmaru**
Actually, I think you might still make it!
**[21:54] Tenmaru**
And then please conveniently create a
girlfriend I can lose my virginity to!
**[21:59] Sano**
Seriously...
***SIGN*** Youkai Bookstore
**[22:02] Sano**
Go get cursed again, you idiots!
***SIGN*** Author
Photo
**[22:07] Honda**
Tee-hee-hee.
# 14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:05] Haruaki**
* It's right around the middle*
* of summer vacation...*
**[00:09] Haruaki**
* and today, we're all having a study*
* session at Hijita-kun's home in Iwate.*
**[00:12] Mamekichi**
Whew... I finally finished my picture
diary all the way to August 31st.
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
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**[00:18] Haruaki**
Huh?! But it's still August 10th!
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
**[00:21] Mamekichi**
I just tried to imagine what
I'd draw tomorrow and on.
***SIGN*** Youkai Items
Encyclopedia
**[00:23] Haruaki**
*Namaste!*
**[00:25] Mamekichi**
August 13th. Seimei-kun suddenly
went to India to train as a warrior.
**[00:30] Mamekichi**
August 20th. Nyuudou-kun became
a partier and got all the girls.
**[00:35] Nyuudou**
*Well, ain't you a cutie?*
**[00:37] Mamekcihi**
August 31st. I wonder what
happened to Seimei-kun...
**[00:41] Haruaki**
Wait! What happened to me in India?!
**[00:47] Beniko**
It's 3 PM... I have plans, so I'm going home.
**[00:52] Hijita**
You're just running away because
you don't want to study.
**[00:54] Beniko**
No.
**[00:56] Beniko**
Someone's coming to interview
my family's bed and breakfast.
**[01:00] All**
Interview?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Occult Paradise
July
**[02:33] Haruaki**
Huh... So your family's place is
going to be in this magazine.
***SIGN*** Occult Paradise
July
**[02:38] Sano**
I didn't even know your family
ran a bed and breakfast.
***SIGN*** Episode 14
"Zashiki-san's
Bed-and-Breakfast Home"
**[02:41] Beniko**
For humans, yeah.
**[02:43] Beniko**
Our bed and breakfast keeps becoming a hot
topic among humans because youkai appear.
**[02:48] Haruaki**
I think I've seen something
like that on TV before.
**[02:52] Beniko**
All three of my dads are human,
and they don't understand youkai very well,
**[02:57] Beniko**
so I have to make sure they don't
accidentally say anything weird.
**[03:00] Haruaki and sano**
Three dads?
***SIGN*** Zashiki Manor
**[03:06] Matsuo**
Huh... So you're Beniko's
homeroom teacher, eh?
***SIGN*** Matsuo
***SIGN*** Kotake
**[03:10] Kotake**
What kind of youkai are you, Sensei?
***SIGN*** Koume
**[03:13] Koume**
He seems like an akaname.
**[03:15] Haruaki**
An akaname?!
**[03:16] Sano**
I guess you really do have three dads.
**[03:19] Beniko**
Yup.
**[03:20] Beniko**
A long time ago, Matsu-san bought
an old house with his friends,
**[03:25] Beniko**
Take-san and Ume-san,
to start a bed and breakfast.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Matsuo**
We haven't been able to find a job,
so let's start a bed and breakfast!
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kotake**
How much did you buy this place for?
**[03:34] (Flashback) Matsuo**
Two hundred thousand!
**[03:35] (Flashback) Koume**
What a dump...
**[03:36] Beniko**
They started remodeling
the place on their own
**[03:39] Beniko**
to make it a bed and
breakfast, and one day...
**[03:43] (Flashback) Kotake**
Do you guys see that lump in the floor?
**[03:51] Beniko**
So, yeah. I was born from the house.
**[03:55] Yanagida**
I see. So when a house and
human really love each other,
**[03:59] Yanagida**
a zashikiwarashi is born.
**[04:01] Mamekichi**
So I guess this house is
your mom, Beniko-chan.
**[04:05] Beniko**
That doesn't matter, but Dads, these guys
said they'd help out with the interview.
**[04:10] Matsuo**
Help out?
**[04:12] Hijita**
We'll help spook the interviewers.
**[04:15] Matsuo**
That's great! We'll be counting on
you to bring in more customers!
**[04:20] Yanagida**
While we're at it, I'll go ahead and
invite the other guys from Class 3.
**[04:24] Haruaki**
But wow, Zashiki-san. It's amazing
that you were born from a house.
**[04:28] Nyuudou**
I never knew about that.
**[04:30] Haruaki**
How were you born, Nyuudou-kun?
**[04:34] Nyuudou**
Normally.
**[04:36] Nyuudou**
Just like humans.
**[04:39] Haruaki**
Oh... I see.
**[04:41] Nyuudou**
What? Did you think I was
born from an eyeball?
**[04:44] Haruaki**
Maybe a little bit.
**[04:46] Nyuudou**
All right. Let's help them get ready.
**[04:54] Interviewer**
Thanks for having us over!
**[04:56] Interviewer**
Hello. I'm a reporter for
*Monthly Occult Paradise*.
**[04:59] Mamekichi**
They're here...
**[05:01] Hijita**
They just look like some
background characters.
**[05:03] Nyuudou**
Two of them?
**[05:04] Reporter**
So that we can write this article
from various points of view,
**[05:08] Reporter**
I had a scientist who doesn't believe
in the occult come along, as well.
**[05:12] Scientist**
Hello.
**[05:13] Reporter**
He's been able to scientifically explain
lots of supernatural phenomena.
**[05:18] Scientist**
Yes. Anything occult is fake, after all.
**[05:23] Scientist**
But I realize it's hard to get
customers at a place like this
**[05:26] Scientist**
in this day and age if you don't
have some kind of gimmick.
**[05:29] Scientist**
My condolences.
**[05:31] Hijita**
That stupid, gangly-armed,
nerdy-ass four-eyes!
**[05:33] Hijita**
I'll drown him in mud!
**[05:35] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan! Calm down!
**[05:37] Nyuudou**
I get how you feel, but...
**[05:39] Beniko**
The hell did you just say, you
gangly-armed, nerdy-ass, four-eyes?
**[05:42] Beniko**
Don't blame me if you piss your pants later.
**[05:47] Matsuo**
I'm sorry. Our daughter is rather blunt.
**[05:51] Kotake**
Beniko, of course we want him to die,
but you shouldn't say that out loud.
**[05:55] Koume**
She didn't go that far.
**[05:57] Scientist**
My, what a pure young lady filled with dreams.
**[06:01] Scientist**
Very well. Then please scare me by tomorrow.
**[06:05] Beniko**
You got it.
**[06:06] Beniko**
If we scare you, you'd better write a
five-star review online, you stupid four-eyes!
**[06:10] Scientist**
Though you're also a four-eyes.
**[06:13] Beniko**
You bet eye am!
**[06:15] Haruaki**
Eye-eye-eye, things seem to be heating up.
**[06:17] Sano**
It's gotten so heated, they're speaking
in eye puns. Eye didn't see that coming.
**[06:21] Nyuudou**
Wow, eye didn't know it was contagious.
**[06:22] Yanagida**
Hey! Did you wait long?
**[06:25] Yanagida**
I just went ahead and kidnapped some
classmates who seemed to be free.
***SIGN*** 203
**[06:30] Fuji**
I see.
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Oni
**[06:31] Fuji**
So we just need to spook this scientist
and scare the crap outta him.
**[06:36] Hijita**
Seimei, you're pretty good at coming
up with plans at times like this.
**[06:40] Hijita**
You got any ideas?
**[06:42] Beniko**
No, I'm the one who started this,
**[06:45] Beniko**
so I'm gonna take responsibility
and give the orders.
**[06:48] Beniko**
We'll start with a light jab.
**[06:50] Beniko**
Fuji!
**[06:51] Fuji**
Me?!
**[06:52] Reporter**
Pardon us.
**[06:55] Reporter**
Wow! So many dolls!
**[06:58] Scientist**
A common gimmick for places like this.
**[07:02] Fuji**
Pardon me.
**[07:06] Fuji**
I'm sorry for my late introduction.
**[07:09] Fuji**
I'm the matron of this inn.
**[07:11] Fuji**
Thank you very much for
coming to Zashiki Manor.
**[07:14] Reporter**
Wow, what a hottie!
**[07:16] Fuji**
Here are some tea snacks.
**[07:18] Reporter**
Hey, thanks!
**[07:20] Reporter**
Yikes! Your hands are so cold, ma'am!
**[07:23] Fuji**
Oh, I'm sorry. I get cold easily.
**[07:26] Fuji**
Please enjoy your stay.
**[07:30] Reporter**
Th-Thanks...
**[07:31] Reporter**
That goes beyond getting cold easily.
**[07:34] Reporter**
She was as cold as ice!
**[07:36] Koume**
Hello! I brought some tea snacks!
**[07:39] Reporter**
Huh? But the matron just
brought us tea snacks.
**[07:43] Reporter**
She apologized for not greeting us sooner.
**[07:45] Koume**
Matron?
**[07:46] Koume**
The only female worker we have here is
our daughter Beniko, whom you met earlier.
**[07:51] Koume**
Enjoy your stay.
**[07:54] Reporter**
*W-W-Well, her hands were as cold as ice!*
**[07:59] Fuji**
Wasn't my acting awesome?!
**[08:01] Haruaki**
*Fuji-kun is sorta terrifying.*
**[08:03] Reporter**
Th-Then were these snacks
prepared by a ghost?
**[08:09] Reporter**
What's inside?
**[08:14] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[08:17] Small Old Man**
Korpokkur are tiny little youkai
that fit in the palm of your hand.
**[08:21] Small Old Man**
They are often seen living under leaves.
**[08:26] Akibe**
Run away!
**[08:29] Reporter**
That was a small old man!
**[08:31] Reporter**
The one that's supposed to
bring you luck if you see one!
**[08:33] Akibe**
Who're you callin' an old man?
I'm a cute girl, dagnabbit.
**[08:36] Reporter**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:39] Akibe**
It's fine, as long as you get it.
**[08:42] Reporter**
That wasn't a small old man,
but a small little lady!
**[08:45] Reporter**
I guess youkai really exist!
**[08:47] Scientist**
Now, calm down.
**[08:49] Scientist**
There's no way someone that small exists.
**[08:51] Scientist**
It's clearly just a moving doll.
**[08:54] Scientist**
You were spooked by what
they said about the matron,
**[08:57] Scientist**
so your brain just mistook
that doll for a small youkai.
**[09:02] Scientist**
"Occult things occur at this inn."
**[09:05] Scientist**
When that thought is
embedded in your brain,
**[09:06] Scientist**
even the slightest things make you
think they're occult matters.
**[09:10] Reporter**
Oh, I see.
**[09:11] Scientist**
* All things involving the occult are either*
* made up or illusions created by your brain.*
**[09:15] Fuji**
Tch. This guy won't stop spewing nonsense.
**[09:18] Fuji**
Big talk for the jerk who
couldn't even tell I'm a guy.
**[09:21] Akibe**
Not to mention, this reporter is just
believing everything this guy says.
**[09:25] Renjou**
Zashiki-san, I'm ready.
**[09:28] Beniko**
Right. Okay, you're up, Seimei,
Kurahashi, and Momoyama-san.
**[09:33] Kurahashi**
I-I really need to do this?
**[09:36] Beniko**
This is something only you all can do.
**[09:38] Haruaki**
Man... I never thought I'd
be spooking someone, too.
**[09:43] Beniko**
Don't worry. You're basically a youkai.
**[09:45] Kou**
Little Brother, to experience
something scary at night...
**[09:49] Rin**
...clear skies just won't do, Little Brother.
***SIGN*** Zashiki Manor
**[10:03] Beniko**
Take-san.
**[10:04] Beniko**
*We're ready.*
**[10:06] Kotake**
Roger.
**[10:07] Kotake**
Ume-san, Ume-san! There's trouble!
**[10:10] Koume**
What's the matter, Take-san?
**[10:11] Kotake**
The guest in room 103 just won't come out.
**[10:16] Koume**
What? You mean the guest who stayed
in the room that's supposedly cursed?
**[10:19] Reporter**
What? There's a cursed room?
**[10:23] Koume**
Room 103 on the first floor is cursed, you see.
**[10:26] Koume**
It's dangerous, so we don't
usually let anyone stay in it,
**[10:30] Koume**
but some members of a
college occult club insisted.
**[10:34] Reporter**
I wonder how it's cursed.
**[10:36] Koume**
There's a rumor that a spider lady appears.
**[10:39] Koume**
A spider possessed a woman who died
in this room a hundred years ago,
**[10:43] Koume**
and she became a youkai that
attacks people, or something.
**[10:48] Reporter**
I-I didn't know this place
had that kind of legend...
**[10:52] Kotake**
*I mean, we only built this place 17 years ago.*
***SIGN*** 103
**[10:56] Kotake**
This is the room. Ume-san, the spare key, please.
**[11:02] Koume**
Hello?
**[11:04] Koume**
Anyone here?
**[11:07] Reporter**
It's the curse of the spider woman!
**[11:15] Scientist**
*This is actual spider webbing...*
**[11:17] Beniko**
These college students... were also
determined to learn about this room's curse.
**[11:23] Beniko**
I guess you might be next.
**[11:26] Beniko**
Don't provoke those who
aren't human too much.
**[11:30] Scientist**
This is quite the presentation.
**[11:34] All**
* More importantly, this was*
* the role only we could play?*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[11:47] Reporter**
S-Someone call an ambulance!
**[11:49] All**
*Huh? An ambulance?!*
***SIGN*** Sparkarumble!!
***SIGN*** Sparkarumble!!
**[11:53] Reporter**
Th-The power went out?
**[11:54] Reporter**
Is this also the work of the spider woman?
**[11:57] Rin**
Now, Renjou-san.
**[11:59] Renjou**
Right.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[12:00] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[12:02] Small Old Man**
Jorougumo. A spider youkai that freely
controls spider webs with her eight hands.
**[12:07] Small Old Man**
She can even produce illusions
with her youkai magic.
**[12:13] Reporter**
Oh, thank goodness! The lights came ba—
**[12:16] Reporter**
The dead bodies and the
spider webs are all gone?!
**[12:19] Scientist**
A-ha! So that's what's going on.
**[12:22] Scientist**
Those college students were all in on this!
**[12:25] Scientist**
When the breaker fell,
they ran off and hid somewhere!
**[12:29] Scientist**
I'm sure it'd be quite inconvenient if there
was an investigation because of some corpses!
**[12:32] Kou Rin**
I guess he's sharper than
we thought, Little Brother.
**[12:36] Scientist**
Those who aren't human? Please.
**[12:39] Scientist**
Pathetic!
**[12:40] Reporter**
Hey, that's a bit harsh!
**[12:42] Koume**
Take-san, don't get mad.
**[12:48] Beniko**
Good work, Seimei.
**[12:51] Beniko**
Here's some jajamen.
**[12:53] Small Old Man**
Jajamen is a famous dish in Iwate.
**[12:56] Beniko**
My dads made it for dinner.
**[12:58] Haruaki**
Thanks.
**[13:00] Haruaki**
Man, I didn't think I'd
be playing a dead body.
**[13:04] Beniko**
You pulled it off perfectly.
**[13:05] Beniko**
It's not surprising when you
show signs of death all the time.
**[13:08] Haruaki**
Huh? Uh, sure...
**[13:10] Beniko**
That last attempt failed.
**[13:11] Beniko**
I need to spook them more
realistically next.
**[13:19] Beniko**
What?
**[13:21] Haruaki**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[13:22] Haruaki**
It's just rare to see you get serious when
it comes to someone other than yourself.
**[13:26] Haruaki**
Oh, sorry!
**[13:28] Haruaki**
I could've worded that better.
**[13:29] Haruaki**
You always seem so cool and calm
as long as things don't involve you.
**[13:34] Hijita**
*Beniko and Seimei?*
**[13:36] Beniko**
Seimei, will you hear me out for a bit?
**[13:39] Haruaki**
Huh? Sure.
**[13:41] Hijita**
*Beniko's telling Seimei something?!*
**[13:43] Hijita**
* She's not confessing her*
* love or anything, is she?!*
**[13:48] Beniko**
This happened about ten years ago.
**[13:51] Beniko**
Matsu-san was dumped by the woman
he was dating. I didn't get to meet her.
**[13:56] Beniko**
Take-san and Ume-san wouldn't
tell me why he got dumped.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Kotake**
I'll tell you once you're old
enough to buy pervy books.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Koume**
Hey, Take-san!
**[14:06] Beniko**
But one day, I ended up hearing the reason.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Matsuo**
Well... when I told her about
Beniko, she thought I was insane.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Matsuo**
I mean, of course if you suddenly
said you had a youkai daughter,
**[14:18] (Flashback) Matsuo**
they'd freak out.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Matsuo**
But I guess it just means that
we weren't meant to be together.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Hijita**
B-Beni-chan...
**[14:27] (Flashback) Beniko**
I knew it.
**[14:29] (Flashback) Beniko**
I almost ended up having a stepmom
who doesn't believe in youkai.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Beniko**
Come on, Koutarou.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Beniko**
I got some pocket money,
so let's go to the candy store.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Hijita**
Beni-chan—
**[14:39] (Flashback) Beniko**
But the old lady at the candy store
rigged the lottery the other day...
**[14:43] (Flashback) Hijita**
Beniko!
**[14:45] (Flashback) Beniko**
What? You don't need to pity me.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Beniko**
This involves humans and youkai.
This kind of thing is bound to happen.
**[14:54] (Flashback) Beniko**
I'm not even worried about it,
so don't say anything.
**[14:59] Beniko**
Yeah, it can't be helped.
It was unavoidable.
**[15:03] Beniko**
But even so, if I said I didn't
feel any kind of way, I'd be lying.
**[15:08] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san...
**[15:10] Beniko**
I mean, I did think about it
for about a minute before...
**[15:14] Beniko**
But I guess worrying about
stuff isn't really my style.
**[15:17] Beniko**
I can at least be considerate, I've got
a great figure, and my face is cute.
**[15:22] Hijita**
*She sure thinks highly of herself.*
**[15:26] Beniko**
Their daughter is this impressive.
**[15:28] Beniko**
I'm sure they lost some things
by having me around...
**[15:31] Beniko**
but I'm sure they gained even
more things by having me around.
**[15:35] Beniko**
I want to use this opportunity
to prove to my dads
**[15:39] Beniko**
that I'm a daughter they can be proud of.
**[15:44] Haruaki**
It's all right.
**[15:45] Haruaki**
I'm sure we'll be able to do that.
**[15:50] Beniko**
Yeah, of course.
**[15:53] Sano**
Hey, stop pushing! We'll break the door!
**[15:57] Haruaki**
Whoa! Wh-What are all of you doing?
**[16:00] Kurahashi**
Er, we were just eavesdropping...
**[16:02] Fuji**
It was all Sano's idea.
**[16:03] Sano**
And you were the first to agree to it, Fuji.
**[16:05] Umbrella**
Where are you touching, you perv?!
**[16:07] Mamekichi**
Beniko-chan! Let's scare the
pants off that scientist jerk!
**[16:10] Nyuudou**
Tamao, are you crying?
**[16:12] Tamao**
I'm so moved!
**[16:14] Sano**
You're all freaking heavy. Get off me!
**[16:15] Kurahashi**
You're kicking me in the stomach!
**[16:17] Beniko**
Seimei, it's just like you
said the first time we met.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki**
But I'm sure there are things at school
**[16:24] (Flashback) Haruaki**
that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it!
**[16:28] Beniko**
I'd never be able to find
these little shits in a game.
**[16:34] Beniko**
All right, you guys!
**[16:35] Beniko**
We're gonna make that scientist jerk
and NPC-faced reporter cry!
**[16:38] All**
Yeah!
**[16:39] Hijita**
*And I totally missed my chance to come out.*
**[16:42] Beniko**
Also, Hijita, stop trying to act
cool back there and come out.
**[16:45] Hijita**
Huh?! If you knew I was here,
you should've said something!
**[16:50] Reporter**
I know what the scientist
said, but I'm scared.
**[16:53] Reporter**
What if that spider woman
attacks me in the bath?
**[16:56] Reporter**
Uh, wait. Where *is* the bath?
**[17:00] Reporter**
Hey, you. Do you know where the bath is?
**[17:03] Ogoso**
The bath is over there.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:06] Reporter**
Over there? But there's
only a wall over there.
**[17:12] Reporter**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bath
**[17:13] Reporter**
There's the bath.
**[17:14] Reporter**
Oh, that's where it is.
**[17:16] Reporter**
Thanks for letting me know.
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:22] Reporter**
Hm? The door won't open.
**[17:25] Scientist**
Hello? What are you doing?
**[17:27] Reporter**
Oh, hello. I'm just gonna take a bath.
**[17:31] Scientist**
Er, no. What are you doing to that wall?
**[17:34] Reporter**
N-No way!
**[17:36] Reporter**
But there was...
**[17:38] Scientist**
You're probably just tired.
**[17:39] Reporter**
What?! But that boy said...
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:42] Haruaki**
That was amazing, Ogoso-kun!
**[17:44] Fuji**
Is that your youkai magic?
**[17:45] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[17:48] Small Old Man**
An amanojaku causes the exact
opposite thing that a human desires
**[17:52] Small Old Man**
to happen and tricks them.
**[17:54] Small Old Man**
They can create illusions from lies, too.
**[17:58] Haruaki**
By the way, Ogoso-kun,
are those your everyday clothes?
**[18:00] Ogoso**
Er, I'm not sure if I'd call
them my everyday clothes...
**[18:04] Scientist**
Is someone there?
**[18:06] Haruaki**
Oh, no! They found us!
**[18:08] Haruaki**
In that case...
**[18:12] Haruaki**
You... saw me... didn't you?!
**[18:25] Haruaki**
Whew... I managed to pull
off acting like a youkai.
**[18:28] Reporter**
I knew it! There *are* youkai!
**[18:30] Scientist**
I-I mean... that startled me,
**[18:33] Scientist**
but you see stuff like that in
haunted houses all the time!
**[18:35] Oota**
Then how about this?
**[18:39] Oota**
I'm not an illusion, by the way.
**[18:41] Reporter**
It's a giant!
**[18:44] Oota**
I'm a daidarabocchi!
**[18:45] Scientist**
Th-That must be some kind of hologram!
**[18:48] Scientist**
I know! Try and touch it!
That'll prove it's fake...
**[18:51] Reporter**
No way! If I touch it and it's
real, I think I'll get cursed!
**[18:55] Reporter**
Huh?
**[18:56] Hijita**
Give me back my field...
**[19:04] Scientist**
Hey! Don't just faint and
leave me all alone!
**[19:08] Beniko**
What's wrong? It sounds like you're scared.
**[19:12] Scientist**
Th-That voice... It's the girl who lives here!
**[19:14] Scientist**
Wh-Where are you hiding?
**[19:17] Beniko**
Hiding? What are you talking about?
**[19:21] Beniko**
We've been standing right beside
you watching this all play out.
**[19:24] Scientist**
"We"?!
**[19:40] Beniko**
Let me say it one more time...
**[19:43] Beniko**
Do not provoke us youkai.
**[19:47] Beniko**
Youkai are always hiding where you can't see.
**[19:54] Scientist**
Okay...
**[20:04] Reporter**
Man...
**[20:06] Reporter**
I was so surprised yesterday.
**[20:08] Reporter**
That was the first time
I'd ever seen a ghost.
**[20:11] Reporter**
Thanks to you, I think I'll be
able to write a great article.
**[20:14] Koume**
We're counting on you.
**[20:17] Beniko**
Well, four-eyes?
**[20:19] Beniko**
Did you encounter any youkai yesterday?
**[20:21] Scientist**
No!
**[20:22] Scientist**
I know I carelessly said, "Okay,"
yesterday, but deep down,
**[20:25] Scientist**
I refuse to accept the existence of
something as uncertain as youkai.
**[20:29] Beniko**
What?! Do you have some kind of ailment
where you'll die if you admit you've lost?!
**[20:33] Scientist**
No... Just as you said, I peed my
pants and passed out, so I lost.
**[20:41] Beniko**
Huh? You peed yourself?
**[20:42] Scientist**
I-I did not! Just... almost...
**[20:45] Scientist**
But as I promised, I will write
a five-star review online.
**[20:50] Scientist**
The next time I come, I'm going
to prove that this inn is a fake,
**[20:53] Scientist**
so please be prepared,
**[20:55] Scientist**
self-proclaimed Youkai-san.
**[20:58] Beniko**
You should be more honest with yourself.
**[21:00] Koume**
Come by whenever you want
to see some youkai again.
**[21:04] Kotake**
If you write a crappy article about us,
I'll sue you for libel and defamation!
**[21:09] Haruaki**
Looks like it went well.
**[21:11] Matsuo**
Man, thanks so much, everyone.
**[21:15] Koume**
You did a great job spooking them.
You're definitely a professional.
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Er, but my usual job doesn't
involve spooking...
**[21:21] Kotake**
Looks like word of our place
will spread again.
**[21:23] Matsuo**
Also, Beniko...
**[21:26] Matsuo**
The way you spooked them
was really awesome!
**[21:31] Matsuo**
We're proud to call you our daughter!
**[21:36] Kotake**
All right. We're going to treat you
all to a homemade meal to thank you.
**[21:41] Matsuo**
But before that... there's one
more job for all of you to do.
**[21:46] Matsuo**
All right. Let's have you
clean up the mess you made!
**[21:49] All**
What?!
**[21:51] Umbrella**
But we didn't make this mess...
**[21:54] Fuji**
It was pretty dirty from the start.
**[21:56] Oota**
Can I just lift the roof up?
**[22:01] Small Old Man**
As for the article...
***SIGN*** Feature: Supernatural!
An Inn Where
Youkai Appear
***SIGN*** Photo of the male ghost we saw
**[22:04] All**
That ain't even us!
**[22:07] Haruaki**
I ended up in the article!
# 15 - Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe, and Shutendouji
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Heian-kyo, Around 950 AD
**[00:01] People**
An oni! It's an oni!
**[00:06] Noble 1 (Ranmaru)**
So that's the shutendouji from Mount Ooe.
**[00:10] Noble 2 (Principal)**
The slayers haven't arrived yet?
**[00:12] Noble 2 (Principal)**
What should we do, Seimei?
**[00:14] Seimei**
We have no choice.
**[00:16] Seimei**
I'll pacify her myself.
**[00:20] Marshmallow**
*...-kun... Seimei-kun.*
**[00:24] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[00:25] Haruaki**
Whoa! That startled me!
**[00:27] Haruaki**
I thought an emoji had suddenly
appeared in front of my face.
**[00:31] Marshmallow**
You looked really pained.
**[00:32] Marshmallow**
Were you dreaming about a
sailor uniform being burned?
**[00:35] Haruaki**
Hmm... I don't really remember.
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[00:39] Haruaki**
Oh, we're almost there!
***SIGN*** Ooe Town
***SIGN*** Youkai
Alley
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[02:13] Haruaki**
I've been coming to Kyoto
ever since I was little,
***SIGN*** Episode 15
"Abe no Seimei, Haruaki Abe,
and Shutendouji"
**[02:17] Haruaki**
but I never would've thought a youkai
town like this existed in the woods.
**[02:21] Marshmallow**
It's a hidden village for youkai.
**[02:24] Marshmallow**
But I don't see any humans
like you, Seimei-kun.
**[02:27] Passersby**
A human?
***SIGN*** Psst... Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst... Psst...
**[02:27] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[02:28] Youkai A**
You're right. It's a human.
**[02:31] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[02:32] Cyclops**
All right! Got some food!
**[02:34] Shishimai**
Hey, hand over the soul.
Human souls are worth a fortune.
**[02:38] Haruaki**
These youkai are trying to eat me!
**[02:40] Haruaki**
Actually, I'm not a human!
**[02:42] Marshmallow**
Yeah. This human's a youkai.
**[02:45] Haruaki**
See? My head spins around 720 degrees!
**[02:47] Marshmallow**
I'm not sure if that helps anything...
**[02:49] Cyclops**
Quit messin' around!
**[02:52] Cyclops**
Who the hell're you?
**[02:54] Shishimai**
H-Hey, that's the lady from Miki's place.
**[02:57] Cyclops**
Huh?
**[02:58] Ibara**
Apparently, that human's a guest of mine.
**[03:02] Cyclops**
O-Oh, I didn't know this was
food for Ibarakidouji-sama!
**[03:06] Cyclops**
Pardon me!
**[03:08] Haruaki**
W-We're saved...
**[03:11] Ibara**
You need to be careful. This town is old.
**[03:14] Ibara**
There're still plenty of youkai 'round here
**[03:16] Ibara**
that're old-fashioned enough
to think humans are food.
**[03:20] Haruaki**
Now I know what Izuna-kun meant
yesterday on the phone.
**[03:24] Hatanaka**
*What?! You're going to Rintarou's place?*
**[03:27] Hatanaka**
*Don't die!*
**[03:28] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?!
**[03:30] Ibara**
You're... Rintarou and Izuna-kun's friend...
**[03:34] Ibara**
the human, Haruaki-kun?
**[03:37] Haruaki**
Yes!
**[03:39] Haruaki**
Are you...
**[03:41] Ibara**
I'm Ibara.
**[03:43] Ibara**
I'm Rintarou Miki's fifth older sister,
and I'm the youkai ibarakidouji.
***SIGN*** Mike's Home
**[03:49] Miki**
Heya, Haruaki-kun.
**[03:51] Miki**
Thanks for comin' all this way.
**[03:53] Haruaki**
No problem! Thanks for inviting me over.
**[03:57] Haruaki**
I got you some yatsuhashi.
**[03:59] Miki**
Why would you give someone from
Kyoto souvenirs from Kyoto?
**[04:04] Mandragora**
Nom, nom...
**[04:05] Ibara**
Well, I'll go make some shaved ice.
**[04:08] Marshmallow**
Ice! I'mma go, too!
**[04:10] Haruaki**
Oh, don't trouble yourself.
**[04:13] Haruaki**
So... what are you plotting by having
me come over all of a sudden?
**[04:18] Miki**
Gulp...
**[04:19] Miki**
Oh, don't be like that.
I just have a small favor to ask.
**[04:23] Haruaki**
And that's what people call plotting.
**[04:26] Miki**
You see...
**[04:28] Miki**
Geh, it's from Izuna-kun.
**[04:31] Miki**
One sec. Hello?
**[04:33] Miki**
What do you want?
Things were just gettin' good.
**[04:35] Hatanaka**
Haruaki told me he was going
to your place yesterday.
**[04:39] Hatanaka**
What are you plotting?
**[04:40] Miki**
* Again with the plotting...*
* What's with all of you?*
**[04:47] Haruaki**
What's that? I think I hear something.
**[04:54] Shutendouji**
Ah, Rintarou... Is this a new sacrifice?
**[05:03] Miki**
Oh, dear. Did you see her already?
**[05:07] Miki**
Don't worry. My mother's sealed away here.
**[05:11] Miki**
She can't reach you as long as
you don't go beyond those doors.
**[05:15] Haruaki**
That's... y-your mom?!
**[05:19] Miki**
Yeah, she just loves men so much...
**[05:22] Miki**
She has no trouble eatin' all
kinds of youkai and humans.
**[05:25] Miki**
And she went a bit too far,
so she got sealed away here.
**[05:29] Miki**
Ever since, whenever any
male youkai come by here,
**[05:33] Miki**
we let her feed on their souls
and their virility a bit.
**[05:37] Haruaki**
Wait, so did you call me over
so she could eat my soul?!
**[05:42] Miki**
Oh, come on, now.
**[05:44] Miki**
It'll just be a little bit.
Just your virility will do.
**[05:47] Haruaki**
Y-You jerk!
**[05:49] Miki**
Actually, I'm kidding.
**[05:51] Miki**
I've actually been meanin' to
ask you this for a while...
**[05:55] Miki**
Could you...
**[05:56] Miki**
slay her for me?
**[05:58] Miki**
With your exorcism powers.
**[06:01] Haruaki**
Huh? Uh, what?
**[06:03] Miki**
I mean... it's not just the spirit energy
souls of the youkai that come here.
**[06:08] Miki**
She eats my spirit energy,
even though I'm her son.
**[06:11] Miki**
Because of that, I'm completely out
of spirit energy unless I drink alcohol,
**[06:15] Miki**
which I can't even drink.
**[06:17] Haruaki**
But... slaying her would be...
**[06:20] Miki**
She was actually sealed
away a thousand years ago
**[06:23] Miki**
by an onmyouji who had
the same powers as you.
**[06:27] Miki**
So you need to take responsibility...
**[06:30] Miki**
Descendant of Abe no
Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun.
**[06:34] Haruaki**
But...
**[06:36] Miki**
I know! If you do your best,
I'll get you a little gift.
**[06:39] Miki**
Maybe a uniform of your liking.
**[06:41] Haruaki**
I'll do my best!
**[06:43] Miki**
You sure are a sucker for your desires.
**[06:45] Haruaki**
But I'm not like my ancestor!
**[06:49] Haruaki**
She's a youkai.
**[06:50] Haruaki**
I can't slay a youkai,
especially my friend's mother!
**[06:54] Haruaki**
So I'll take responsibility in my own way
**[06:56] Haruaki**
and resolve this peacefully.
**[06:59] Haruaki**
All right, Rintarou-kun's mom!
**[07:02] Haruaki**
Let's have a peaceful discussion—
**[07:05] Shutendouji**
Are you that onmyouji from long ago?
**[07:08] Haruaki**
N-No! I just sorta look like him...
**[07:12] Haruaki**
I heard that my ancestor sealed you away.
**[07:16] Haruaki**
So, uh... to apologize...
**[07:18] Haruaki**
Here, have some yatsuhashi.
**[07:20] Shutendouji**
Mm, I'm hungry.
**[07:22] Shutendouji**
Hand over your heart.
Or your virility will do, too.
**[07:26] Haruaki**
I'm a virgin, so please, no...
**[07:29] Shutendouji**
I don't mind carrying a human's
child every once in a while...
**[07:34] Haruaki**
I can't have you underestimating me!
**[07:36] Haruaki**
I don't get excited at all by anyone
who's not wearing a uniform!
**[07:39] Haruaki**
No matter what they do!
**[07:41] Marshmallow**
U-Uh, there seems to be
a lot of trouble going on.
**[07:44] Marshmallow**
I have to save Seimei-kun.
**[07:46] Ibara**
Wait.
**[07:47] Ibara**
I have a favor to ask you,
Marshmallow-chan.
**[07:51] Marshmallow**
Hm...
**[07:52] Ibara**
I'm countin' on you.
**[07:53] Marshmallow**
Roger! Marshmallow Dash!
**[07:56] Ibara**
Rintarou.
**[07:58] Miki**
Ibara-neechan.
**[07:59] Ibara**
I heard what's goin' on.
**[08:01] Ibara**
You can't have your friends
do somethin' like this. Bad!
**[08:05] Miki**
What're you talking about?
**[08:07] Miki**
I don't have any friends to begin with.
***SIGN*** Kochin
**[08:11] Miki**
I just called him a friend to play along
with some fool in glasses that I know.
**[08:18] Miki**
And this is Haruaki-kun, the descendant
of Abe no Seimei, who inherited his powers.
**[08:25] Miki**
If it weren't for that,
**[08:26] Miki**
there's no way I'd get
along with some human.
**[08:31] Ibara**
Rintarou... So you haven't
let go of the past...
**[08:37] Haruaki**
Please don't eat me!
**[08:39] Ibara**
Haruaki-kun!
**[08:42] Haruaki**
I'm gonna have to use my exorcism powers
just enough so I don't slay her...
**[08:46] Haruaki**
Fantasy sailor uniform power 30%!
**[08:52] Haruaki**
I did it!
**[08:53] Shutendouji**
What is this?
**[08:54] Haruaki**
I, Haruaki, can do it if I try!
**[09:01] Haruaki**
Okay, think!
**[09:02] Haruaki**
In order to resolve this without
slaying Rintarou-kun's mom...
**[09:07] Ibara**
Haruaki-kun!
**[09:09] Ibara**
I'm glad you're safe.
**[09:11] Haruaki**
Hup!
**[09:14] Ibara**
You should head home while you can.
**[09:16] Ibara**
Mother's pretty angry.
**[09:18] Haruaki**
Huh? But I have to do
something about your mom.
**[09:21] Haruaki**
I mean, it was my ancestor who...
**[09:23] Ibara**
Please! I don't want Rintarou
losin' another friend.
**[09:30] Haruaki**
What do you mean?
**[09:33] Ibara**
Just once in the past...
**[09:36] Ibara**
Rintarou brought home a human friend.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
Wow, so many kimonos!
**[09:43] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
Right? These are my favorites!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Ibara**
Rintarou!
**[09:47] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
My sister's callin' me. I'll be right back.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
'Kay.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Ibara**
Here're some snacks.
**[09:53] (Flashback) Torako**
Wow, it's not like you
to bring a friend home.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
He said he wanted to see some
kimonos, so I'm showin' him.
**[10:00] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
And... h-he's not my friend...
**[10:03] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
Not yet...
**[10:05] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
Come here...
**[10:11] (Flashback) Torako**
What's that noise?
**[10:13] (Flashback) Ibara**
It's coming from Mother's room.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Boy Miki**
Oh, no...
**[10:21] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
It's been a while since I've had one...
but human souls taste so foul.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
Say, Rintarou.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
Next time, bring me something better.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Ibara**
Rintarou!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Torako**
Tch. She finally ended up killin' one.
**[10:46] Haruaki**
Wh-What happened to the boy?
**[10:49] Ibara**
My eldest sister, Torako-neesan,
said she dumped him in the woods.
**[10:54] Ibara**
But ever since then, Rintarou's only
been able to interact with others
**[10:58] Ibara**
by keeping a certain
distance away from them.
**[11:04] Ibara**
Haruaki-kun, please don't cry.
**[11:08] Haruaki**
I also haven't been able to make
any friends until recently...
**[11:12] Haruaki**
So I know how happy he must've felt
to make a friend for the first time.
**[11:17] Haruaki**
So there's just...
**[11:19] Haruaki**
There's just nothing sadder...
**[11:25] Ibara**
So please... I know you
got dragged into this,
**[11:29] Ibara**
but please continue to be
friends with Rintarou—
**[11:31] Haruaki**
No, I'm not leaving.
**[11:34] Haruaki**
Even if Rintarou-kun only got closer to me
**[11:36] Haruaki**
because I'm a descendant of Abe no Seimei...
**[11:42] Haruaki**
Even then, it's true that he interacted
with me without being scared,
**[11:45] Haruaki**
and that saved me.
**[11:50] Ibara**
Haruaki-kun...
**[11:51] Haruaki**
Plus, a little while ago...
**[11:54] (Flashback) Miki**
So you need to take responsibility...
**[11:57] (Flashback) Miki**
Descendant of Abe no
Seimei, Haruaki Abe-kun.
**[12:03] Haruaki**
* I could clearly see your*
* sincere cry for help.*
**[12:09] Haruaki**
*So...*
**[12:11] Haruaki**
* As planned, I'm going to*
* do something about this!*
**[12:14] Haruaki**
*Peacefully!*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[12:22] Haruaki**
And so, once again I say, "Hello!"
**[12:25] Shutendouji**
Did you really come here
to be eaten willingly?
**[12:29] Haruaki**
* My exorcism powers expel a*
* youkai's spiritual powers.*
**[12:32] Haruaki**
* So I'll just steal her as much of her spirit*
* energy as it takes to weaken her!*
**[12:36] Haruaki**
Hi-yah!
**[12:39] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[12:40] Haruaki**
* Wait, am I only able to use my exorcism*
* powers a set number of times a day?*
**[12:44] Haruaki**
Just one sec!
**[12:46] Haruaki**
I didn't know how I actually worked!
**[12:48] Haruaki**
Damn you, Ancestor! You should've
left me an user manual!
**[12:52] Haruaki**
Ibara-san!
**[12:53] Ibara**
Mother, please stop this!
This is Rintarou's friend!
**[12:59] Shutendouji**
You delinquent daughter!
**[13:03] Ibara**
I-Izuna-kun!
**[13:06] Haruaki**
That unrelenting sharpness...
**[13:09] Hatanaka**
Hey, you shitty ol' hag!
**[13:11] Hatanaka**
What do you think you're doing to my wife?!
**[13:14] Ibara**
I-Izuna-kun!
**[13:15] Hatanaka**
Are you hurt at all, Ibara-chan?
**[13:18] Haruaki**
What?!
**[13:20] Haruaki**
Ibara-san, you're Izuna-kun's wife?!
**[13:22] Marshmallow**
I definitely figured as much.
**[13:25] Haruaki**
Wait, how did he get here?
**[13:26] Marshmallow**
Ibara-san asked me to get him.
**[13:28] Yanagida**
And then everyone's hero,
Yanagida, brought them here!
**[13:31] Haruaki**
Yanagida-kun!
**[13:32] Shutendouji**
Are you done talking?
**[13:39] Ibara**
Izuna-kun! Haruaki-kun! Ittan-momen-kun!
**[13:42] Shutendouji**
What a nuisance...
**[13:44] Shutendouji**
Kamaitachi, I'll be taking all
of your spirit energy later.
**[13:49] Shutendouji**
But I'll start with the appetizer.
**[13:52] Miki**
Wait, Mom!
**[13:54] Miki**
Please don't! I'll just give you some
more of my spirit power, so please!
**[13:58] Shutendouji**
What's this?
**[13:59] Shutendouji**
You seem rather powerless
compared to Ibara, Rintarou.
**[14:03] Shutendouji**
You poor thing. I consumed too
much of your spirit energy.
**[14:07] Shutendouji**
Let's see...
**[14:08] Miki**
Stop!
**[14:09] Miki**
I said stop!
**[14:11] Miki**
He's my... frie—
**[14:16] Shutendouji**
Wh-What is this?
**[14:18] Shutendouji**
This soul doesn't suit me at all.
**[14:20] Shutendouji**
Here. You can have his vessel back.
**[14:25] Shutendouji**
I think something like this
might've happened before.
**[14:28] Shutendouji**
Rintarou, the sacrifices you
bring me always taste so foul.
**[14:38] Miki**
* This April, he suddenly*
* transferred to our school.*
**[14:43] (Flashback) Haruaki**
N-Nice to meet you all.
**[14:45] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I'll be Class 2-3's homeroom
teacher starting today.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I'm Haruaki Abe... a human.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I-I look forward to working with all of you.
**[14:53] Miki**
* I found out he was the*
* descendant of Abe no Seimei,*
**[14:56] Miki**
*who had a connection with my family...*
**[14:59] Miki**
* So I had always considered*
* the fact that his power*
**[15:01] Miki**
*to exorcise demons may come in handy.*
**[15:05] Miki**
* But in reality, he turned out*
* to be disappointingly useless.*
**[15:09] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
I really wish he'd shape up a little.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Not only as a teacher, but as an adult.
**[15:14] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
He's definitely not friend material.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Miki**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Kochin
**[15:19] Miki**
*Or so I thought...*
**[15:22] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I was just a little jealous
of the relationship
**[15:25] (Flashback) Haruaki**
between Miki-sensei and Hatanaka-sensei.
**[15:30] Miki**
* Eventually, I ended up seeing*
* a bit of my old self in him,*
**[15:35] Miki**
*and I felt some affinity toward him.*
**[15:38] Miki**
*I guess even though I'm physically an oni,*
**[15:40] Miki**
* my heart just doesn't want*
* to fully become one.*
**[15:42] Miki**
* Though I already knew that since*
* I couldn't abandon my mother*
**[15:46] Miki**
*and kept giving her my spirit energy.*
**[15:50] Miki**
*Even when that happened...*
**[15:53] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
I've finally amassed enough power to
break free from this loathsome seal.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Shutendouji**
Just a little more...
**[16:01] Miki**
* Damn it! She never mentioned her*
* seal would break, that stupid hag!*
**[16:06] Miki**
*What should I do?*
**[16:07] Miki**
*I can't waste any time.*
**[16:09] (Flashback) Miki**
Hello? Haruaki-kun?
**[16:11] (Flashback) Miki**
I was just wonderin' how you were doing.
**[16:14] Miki**
*I'm an oni.*
**[16:15] (Flashback) Miki**
Oh, hey. Why don't you come
over to my place sometime?
**[16:19] Miki**
*Inside and out!*
**[16:21] Marshmallow**
S-Seimei-kun's soul was eaten!
**[16:26] Hatanaka**
Hey... He hasn't died just yet.
**[16:29] Hatanaka**
I'll just slice open her stomach
and get his soul out.
**[16:32] Shutendouji**
Oh? Look at you, getting cocky just
because you cut one of my arms.
**[16:40] Miki**
You can stop acting cocky, too!
**[16:42] Miki**
Hurry up and return Haruaki-kun's
soul, you stupid hag!
**[16:45] Shutendouji**
Oh, how deplorable.
**[16:47] Shutendouji**
How dare you talk to your mother like that?
**[16:53] Hatanaka**
Rintarou!
**[16:54] Shutendouji**
You must understand, Rintarou...
**[16:56] Shutendouji**
I'm just disciplining you.
**[16:58] Shutendouji**
This is your mother's love.
**[17:01] Miki**
*What is this? We're both shutendouji...*
**[17:05] Miki**
*but I don't stand a chance.*
**[17:08] Miki**
*Say, Haruaki-kun...*
**[17:10] Miki**
*I'm so mad...*
**[17:12] Miki**
* In the end, I'm a half-ass who can't*
* turn my body and soul into an oni.*
**[17:17] Ibara**
Rintarou...
**[17:20] Marshmallow**
Hey, big lady!
**[17:22] Shutendouji**
What is it, little one?
**[17:23] Marshmallow**
Eat me!
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[17:25] Miki**
Marshmallow...
**[17:26] Marshmallow**
Wait for me, Rintarou!
**[17:28] Marshmallow**
I'm gonna go in her belly and
get Haruaki-kun's soul back!
**[17:32] Abe no Seimei**
*Don't worry. You don't need to do that.*
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[17:35] Marshmallow**
That voice... Seimei-kun?
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[17:40] Abe no Seimei**
* Honestly... How many times must you eat*
* my soul before you learn your lesson?*
**[17:44] Hatanaka**
What the? She's suddenly in pain.
**[17:47] Shutendouji**
This soul... Don't tell me it's... Again?!
**[17:54] Abe no Seimei**
* Come now, Haruaki.*
* This is no time for sleeping.*
**[17:58] Abe no Seimei**
*Try doing the thing I couldn't accomplish...*
**[18:01] Abe no Seimei**
*but peacefully, okay?*
**[18:08] Haruaki**
Huh? I...
**[18:10] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[18:10] Yanagida**
Seimei-sensei!
**[18:10] Hatanaka/Ibara**
Haruaki-kun!
**[18:12] Miki**
Haruaki-kun...
**[18:13] Haruaki**
Rintarou-kun, what's wrong?
**[18:17] Haruaki**
Don't cry...
**[18:18] Haruaki**
Huh?!
**[18:19] Miki**
Ow!
**[18:20] Haruaki**
My exorcism powers seem to be leaking out!
**[18:24] Haruaki**
Why, though?
**[18:25] Miki**
We can figure that out later!
**[18:27] Miki**
We'll stop my mom's movements!
You use your exorcism powers!
**[18:31] Haruaki**
Aye-aye!
**[18:32] Shutendouji**
That's not happening!
**[18:36] Shutendouji**
Kamaitachi!
**[18:39] Miki**
I'm stopping you for sure this time!
**[18:40] Miki**
I'm the great youkai
shutendouji, just like you!
**[18:45] Yanagida**
Seimei-sensei! Now's your chance!
**[18:48] Haruaki**
Thanks! Hup!
**[18:49] Yanagida**
I feel dizzy all of a sudden...
**[18:53] Haruaki**
* Right now, I should be able to use more*
* of my exorcism powers than usual.*
**[18:57] Haruaki**
Come forth, exorcism powers!
**[19:06] Shutendouji**
You insolent fool!
**[19:08] Haruaki**
* Yikes! That's way more*
* power than I thought!*
**[19:11] Haruaki**
* But at this rate, I'll end*
* up exorcising everyone!*
**[19:13] Haruaki**
*I know!*
**[19:15] Haruaki**
Everyone!
**[19:16] Haruaki**
I need you all to insult me!
**[19:18] Haruaki**
I can't tweak these powers on my own!
**[19:21] Haruaki**
By the way, I'm used to being
called stupid, trash, and garbage,
**[19:24] Haruaki**
so anything besides that!
**[19:25] Hatanaka**
Uh... I can't think of anything now
that you've put me on the spot!
**[19:29] Miki**
Have any of you been watching
Haruaki-kun up until now?
**[19:32] Hatanaka**
Rintarou...
**[19:34] Miki**
Haruaki-kun!
**[19:35] Miki**
The principal said he's gonna
get rid of uniforms next year!
**[19:40] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[19:43] Haruaki**
*It's a lot smaller now!*
**[19:45] Haruaki**
* This will finally bring this*
* thousand-year grudge to an end!*
**[19:49] Haruaki**
* I'll make sure Rintarou-kun*
* won't ever have to cry again!*
**[20:02] Hatanaka**
Haruaki!
**[20:06] Hatanaka**
Are you all right?
**[20:07] Haruaki**
Y-Yeah, somehow...
**[20:12] Hatanaka**
You're insane. I can feel my spirit
powers draining just by touching you.
**[20:16] Haruaki**
Whoa, sorry!
**[20:17] Haruaki**
Man, how do I stop this?
**[20:20] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[20:20] Marshmallow**
You dropped your trademark beads.
**[20:22] Haruaki**
Oh, thanks!
**[20:24] Haruaki**
Thank goodness I didn't lose them.
**[20:26] Haruaki**
Dad told me to always keep this on...
**[20:29] Haruaki**
Hey, wait...
**[20:31] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[20:32] Hatanaka**
Are you all right?
**[20:33] Haruaki**
I suddenly just felt all
my strength leave me.
**[20:36] Hatanaka**
Looks like your exorcism powers stopped, too.
**[20:39] Haruaki**
Really? Thank goodness.
**[20:41] Mandragora**
Begone, evil spirits!
**[20:43] Hatanaka**
Ibara-chan, what happened to Shutendouji?
**[20:46] Ibara**
Well...
**[20:47] Ibara**
It's not just her spirit power... I think she
lost most of her powers as a youkai, as well.
**[20:52] Ibara**
She's not really a shutendouji anymore.
**[20:54] Ibara**
She's more like just a tiny ko-oni now.
**[20:58] Haruaki**
Rintarou-kun!
**[21:00] Haruaki**
Just as I promised, I settled it peacefully.
**[21:05] Hatanaka**
Rintarou, I'm sure you have something to say.
**[21:08] Miki**
You pushover!
**[21:09] Miki**
You could've actually died!
Why aren't you getting mad?
**[21:13] Hatanaka**
Let me translate that. "I'm sorry."
**[21:17] Miki**
I-I didn't say that.
**[21:19] Miki**
It's "Thank you."
**[21:24] Haruaki**
Up until now, it felt like I was
just sort of your friend.
**[21:31] Haruaki**
So this time... Please
officially become my friend.
**[21:37] Miki**
You really, truly are... such a pushover.
***SIGN*** 15 Years Ago
**[23:18] (Flashback) Torako**
I'm so sorry, human child.
**[23:21] (Flashback) Torako**
Don't go interacting with
youkai in your next life.
**[23:25] Abe no Seimei**
*Goodness...*
**[23:27] Abe no Seimei**
* To think I'd still have a connection with*
* Shutendouji even after being reincarnated.*
**[23:32] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
That was a nice nap... Huh? What is this?
**[23:36] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
Huh?
**[23:37] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
What am I doing here?
**[23:40] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
I made friends with a boy my age,
**[23:43] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
and my memories after that are all fuzzy.
**[23:46] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
Come to think of it... that kid with the
giant lump on his head was so pretty!
**[23:51] (Flashback) Boy Haruaki**
I hope we can become friends
if I ever see him again!
# 16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Small Old Man**
Sometimes, he's Takahashi-sensei
from Hyakki Academy.
**[00:06] Small Old Man**
Sometimes, he's Yanagida-kun,
the ittan-momen.
**[00:11] Small Old Man**
And sometimes, he's Rensuke
Nyuudou, the cyclops.
**[00:15] Small Old Man**
But his true identity...
**[00:18] Small Old Man**
is the police officer who keeps
Hyakki Academy Island safe...
**[00:22] Small Old Man**
The doppelganger, Yamazaki-san!
**[00:27] Small Old Man**
He works daily to keep the island safe!
**[00:33] Small Old Man**
And today's story features Yamazaki-san!
**[00:39] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[00:52] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[00:55] Teketeke**
What kind of idiot actually waits
when someone tells them to "hold it"?
**[01:02] Yamazaki**
Damn it!
**[01:03] Mandragora Cop A**
Yamazaki-san, what happened to the guy?
**[01:06] Yamazaki**
Looks like he went into the school.
**[01:08] Mandragora Cop A**
Oh, no!
**[01:10] Mandragora Cop B**
That place is connected to all
kinds of places across Japan!
**[01:13] Mandragora Cop B**
He's gonna get away!
**[01:16] Yamazaki**
Don't worry.
**[01:18] Yamazaki**
If there's a villain who disturbs the peace,
**[01:21] Yamazaki**
I will chase them down to
the ends of the earth.
**[01:24] Mandragora Cop A**
He's now a wanted criminal!
**[01:26] Mandragora Cop A**
If you find him, you'll get 100 trillion yen!
**[01:27] Mandragora Cop B**
That's like the national budget.
**[01:29] Yamazaki**
If he underestimates me, thinking I'm
just some island cop, he'll regret it.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 16
"The Great Hyakki
Academy Island Chase!!"
***SIGN*** Laze
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Laze
**[03:13] Haruaki**
The incident at Rintarou-kun's place got
resolved, so I'm just gonna laze around today.
**[03:21] Haruaki**
No, wait. It's summer vacation.
**[03:24] Haruaki**
I need to take this chance to talk to
the uniforms so we can grow closer...
**[03:29] Haruaki**
A visitor?
**[03:31] Haruaki**
Mom! Are you around?
**[03:35] Haruaki**
Hello! Who's...
**[03:40] Haruaki**
I'm not home.
**[03:41] Miki**
Oh, dear. Well, that's a rather brazen lie.
**[03:49] Haruaki**
Those are Izuna-kun's kids?
**[03:53] Haruaki**
But why are you with them, Rintarou-kun?
**[03:56] Miki**
They said Ibara-neechan's not feeling well,
so they were gonna take her to the hospital.
***SIGN*** Thanks.
***SIGN*** –Hatanaka
**[04:02] Miki**
And they dumped them on me.
**[04:05] Miki**
Honestly... Izuna-kun sure doesn't
know how to ask for favors.
**[04:08] Miki**
So, yeah. Help me babysit them.
**[04:11] Haruaki**
What?! Why me?
**[04:14] Miki**
Okay, you little runts. Gather round.
**[04:17] Kamae**
Busy now.
**[04:18] Miki**
Want some treats?
***SIGN*** Slide
***SIGN*** Slide
**[04:21] Miki**
That's right. I love kids
who know how to behave.
**[04:25] Miki**
All right, go ahead and introduce
yourselves to this old guy here.
**[04:29] Haruaki**
If I'm an old guy, so are you!
**[04:32] Miki**
Let's start with Big Sis.
**[04:34] Saki**
I'm Saki Hatanaka and I'm six years old!
**[04:36] Saki**
My type is someone who makes
ten million yen a year.
**[04:40] Haruaki**
W-Wow, you're a bit precocious, aren't you?
**[04:43] Haruaki**
Are you also a kamaitachi?
**[04:45] Saki**
Nope, I'm not.
**[04:47] Saki**
I'm an oni just like Mommy.
**[04:50] Saki**
That's why I'm really strong.
**[04:52] Saki**
So...
**[04:54] Saki**
If you look at me like some creeper,
**[04:57] Saki**
don't expect to see the
light of day tomorrow,
**[05:00] Saki**
you lolicon!
**[05:01] Haruaki**
Uh, I'm not a lolicon!
**[05:03] Haruaki**
Only call me that if I actually look like one!
**[05:05] Haruaki**
Not that I would ever do that!
**[05:06] Saki**
My two little brothers are kamaitachi.
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** Taichi
**[05:09] Saki**
The older one is Kamae,
and the younger one is Taichi.
***SIGN*** No. 1
***SIGN*** No. 2
**[05:13] Both**
And together, we're Kamaitachi!
**[05:16] Saki**
I call them Little Bro No. 1 and
Little Bro No. 2 because it's easier.
**[05:20] Kamae**
Hey, let's play!
**[05:23] Haruaki**
Huh? Sure. What did you want to play?
**[05:25] Kamae**
Let's play RPG!
**[05:28] Kamae**
Curse you, Demon King! I'll defeat you!
**[05:31] Kamae**
Swoosh!
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
***SIGN*** Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
**[05:35] Miki**
Curse that stupid four-eyes...
**[05:37] Miki**
The hell is he teachin' these kids?
**[05:49] Saki**
I wonder what this room is.
**[06:00] Kamae**
Vroom, vroom, vroom...
**[06:03] Haruaki**
H-Hey, let's play some other game.
***SIGN*** Stranger Danger Buzzer
**[06:08] Haruaki**
Oh, Saki-chan.
**[06:10] Haruaki**
Did you wander off somewhere?
**[06:12] Haruaki**
Did you go... to my room?
**[06:14] Saki**
Come any closer and I'm gonna
push my stranger danger buzzer!
***SIGN*** Stranger
Danger
Buzzer
**[06:17] Saki**
You perv!
**[06:18] Haruaki**
A perv?! How?!
**[06:20] Saki**
What do you plan to do with all those
uniforms you have on your walls?!
**[06:23] Haruaki**
What am I going to do? Why, that room
just belongs to all of the uniforms!
**[06:29] Saki**
Little Bro No. 1!
**[06:31] Saki**
Beat down this perv!
**[06:33] Kamae**
Begone!
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
***SIGN*** Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
**[06:36] Kamae**
Swoosh.
**[06:40] Miki**
Ow...
**[06:40] Kamae**
I defeated the Pervy Demon King!
**[06:43] Haruaki**
S-Sa...
**[06:43] Kamae**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:45] Miki**
Sa?
**[06:45] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[06:49] Sano**
Man, what's with all the racket?
**[06:51] Haruaki**
I-Izuna-kun's ki... kids...
**[06:55] Haruaki**
Th-They called me a perv!
**[06:58] Sano**
I mean, it's true.
**[07:02] Mandragora**
Uppercut!
**[07:04] Miki**
It's a relief to have you
help us out, Sano-kun.
**[07:04] Kamae**
Wait up!
**[07:08] Kamae**
Wait up!
**[07:09] Miki**
Those little runts will play
until they're outta gas,
**[07:12] Miki**
so we adults really can't keep up.
**[07:14] Sano**
You're totally planning on
slacking off, aren't you?
**[07:17] Miki**
I see your habit of saying exactly what's on
your mind hasn't changed since last year.
**[07:23] Miki**
Keep that up, and you're gonna
lose out when you're older.
**[07:27] Haruaki**
Well, that's part of Sano-kun's charm, too.
**[07:30] Sano**
What?
**[07:31] Sano**
Quit acting like some good adult,
you perv with a uniform fetish.
**[07:35] Haruaki**
Why am I getting dragged into it?!
**[07:38] Teketeke**
I somehow managed to escape...
**[07:40] Kamae**
Hey!
**[07:41] Kamae**
What's this giant house?
**[07:44] Haruaki**
You can't go in there!
**[07:46] Haruaki**
That's called a storehouse, and it's
got a lot of valuable things inside.
**[07:51] Saki**
A storehouse, you say?
**[07:53] Saki**
Maybe he's wealthy after all.
**[07:55] Haruaki**
Anyway, there are a lot of valuable
and important things in there,
**[08:00] Haruaki**
so don't go near it, okay?
**[08:02] Teketeke**
Valuable and important things, eh?
**[08:05] Mandragora**
You're under arrest!
**[08:07] Kamae**
Hey, old guy!
**[08:09] Miki**
Can *Big Brother* help you?
**[08:12] Kamae**
I'm hungry. I wanna eat something.
**[08:15] Miki**
Well, I guess it is lunchtime.
**[08:18] Haruaki**
Want me to make something?
**[08:19] Miki**
Huh? You can cook?
**[08:22] Haruaki**
If it's like instant noodles, yeah.
**[08:24] Miki**
That's not called cooking.
**[08:25] Haruaki**
H-Hey, don't judge! Then what
about you, Rintarou-kun?
**[08:29] Saki**
Oh? Little Bro No.1 and 2 aren't here.
**[08:34] Haruaki**
What?! Don't tell me they
went into the storehouse!
**[08:37] Sano**
No! Look over there!
**[08:40] Kamae**
Hup, hup...
**[08:42] Haruaki**
Oh, no! They're heading out!
**[08:44] Saki**
Let's go after them!
**[08:46] Kamae**
Let's go play outside.
**[08:56] Kamae**
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
**[08:58] Saki**
Number 1?!
**[08:59] Haruaki**
What's the matter?
**[09:00] Kamae**
Little Bro No. 2 got taken
away by some grandpa!
**[09:04] Haruaki**
Some grandpa? Like my neighbor?
**[09:07] Sano**
Wait, was he found in his kamaitachi form?
**[09:10] Sano**
That's not good.
**[09:11] Miki**
It's a crime for a youkai be seen
in their usual forms by humans.
**[09:16] Haruaki**
That's not good!
**[09:17] Sano**
Yeah, I just said that.
**[09:19] Haruaki**
No, I mean, my neighbor is...
**[09:24] Neighbor**
We're having weasel hot pot tonight!
**[09:30] Haruaki**
...a guy who'll eat anything!
**[09:36] Miki**
No, no, no!
**[09:38] Haruaki**
Pardon me!
**[09:39] Saki**
Little Bro No. 2!
**[09:41] Kamae**
Number 2!
**[09:42] Haruaki**
I know! Now's the time for...
**[09:45] Sano**
...the power of a yakubyougami!
**[09:58] Sano**
Sorry. Since this was so sudden,
this was the best I could do.
**[10:03] Haruaki**
You didn't mean that apology at all!
**[10:05] Haruaki**
Minus one point!
**[10:12] Haruaki**
N-Number 2!
**[10:15] Miki**
No, no, no, no!
**[10:28] Haruaki**
Please make it in time!
**[10:34] Neighbor**
Aiyah...
**[10:36] Haruaki and Miki**
That's hot!
***SIGN*** That's hot!
**[10:40] Taichi**
Swoosh.
**[10:41] Small Old Man**
Ten points!
**[10:42] Saki**
That was amazing, Little Bro No. 2!
**[10:43] Saki**
Nice sickle!
**[10:44] Kamae**
Wow! That was so cool!
**[10:46] Saki**
Thank goodness! It looks like you're okay.
**[10:49] Sano**
These two sure aren't.
**[10:53] Neighbor**
You're...
**[10:55] Neighbor**
Ain't you Haruaki-kun from next door?
**[10:59] Haruaki**
This is our weasel. Sorry for the trouble!
**[11:03] Mandragora**
Scadaddly doo!
**[11:05] Haruaki**
Thank goodness he was safe.
**[11:07] Saki**
Jeez. It's okay to cause trouble, but you
can't go outside without permission!
**[11:12] Miki**
Could you maybe not cause
any trouble, either?
**[11:16] Amaaki**
Who the hell are you?!
**[11:19] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[11:21] Haruaki**
What's wrong? What're you shouting for?
**[11:24] Haruaki**
Weren't you helping out at the shrine today?
**[11:26] Amaaki**
Haru! Look up there!
**[11:31] Haruaki**
A-A-A robber?!
**[11:33] Amaaki**
He ransacked the storehouse and
is tryin' to make off with the loot!
**[11:36] Yamazaki**
Give yourself up, Bandit Teketeke!
**[11:46] Amaaki**
A y-y-y-y-y-y-youkai?!
**[11:51] Haruaki**
Yamazaki-san?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[12:01] Yamazaki**
Surrender right now, Bandit Teketeke!
**[12:04] Teketeke**
You never give up, huh?
**[12:06] Teketeke**
Just try an' catch me!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[12:13] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[12:15] Small Old Man**
Teketeke.
**[12:16] Small Old Man**
A youkai missing the lower half of its body.
**[12:18] Small Old Man**
It uses its two hands to
move at incredible speeds.
**[12:22] Amaaki**
So it is a youkai!
**[12:26] Sano**
Why didja have to fall toward me?
**[12:31] Teketeke**
I can't wait to see what's inside!
**[12:35] Haruaki**
That's our family heirloom!
**[12:37] Sano**
Is it important?
**[12:38] Haruaki**
It's super valuable!
**[12:40] Haruaki**
I'm not gonna let you steal that!
**[12:42] Haruaki**
Give it back!
**[12:44] Teketeke**
Guess this must be really valuable.
**[12:46] Teketeke**
I'll happily take it off your hands, then!
**[12:50] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[12:52] Miki**
They've been chasin' him all
the way from the island?
**[12:55] Miki**
Yamazaki-san sure is dedicated.
**[13:01] Mandragora Cop A**
That's because Yamazaki-san
is a hero of justice.
**[13:04] Mandragora Cop B**
Are any of you hurt?
**[13:06] Mandragora Cop B**
Did he take anything else?
**[13:08] Kamae**
Police officers!
**[13:10] Kamae**
So cool!
**[13:11] Mandragora Cop A**
Our job is to protect the people!
**[13:15] Mandragora Cop B**
If you have any questions
or concerns, let us know.
**[13:19] Saki**
So how much do you guys make in a year?
**[13:24] Miki**
Well, I guess that is important.
**[13:27] Haruaki**
I'm not sure if I can say she's got a
good head on her shoulders or not...
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[13:32] Mandragora Cop A**
What a mighty fine storehouse!
**[13:35] Mandragora Cop A**
Er...
**[13:38] Mandragora Cop A**
So, a murder took place here...
**[13:41] Haruaki**
Not at all! We just said we got robbed!
**[13:48] Haruaki**
Could you check out the
crime scene properly, please?
**[13:50] Haruaki**
Do your job!
**[13:51] Mandragora Cop A**
Okey.
**[13:53] Mandragora Cop B**
All right, let's have a look-see.
**[13:55] Mandragora Cop B**
Well, dang. This place got
messed up real good.
**[13:59] Mandragora Cop A**
Well, let's see...
**[14:05] Mandragora Cop B**
Man, he got this place good.
**[14:08] Mandragora Cop A**
Let's see... Did the robber
leave anything behind?
**[14:13] Yamazaki**
*This is Yamazaki!*
**[14:14] Yamazaki**
* I'm having difficulty pursuing Teketeke!*
* He's reached the city center!*
**[14:17] Yamazaki**
*Requesting backup!*
**[14:19] Mandragora Cop A**
We can't just sit around here!
**[14:20] Mandragora Cop B**
We need to go after Teketeke, too!
**[14:23] Haruaki**
I guess he's having trouble...
**[14:25] Mandragora Cop A**
Hey, cop car!
**[14:32] Mandragora Cop A**
Don't you worry!
**[14:33] Mandragora Cop B**
Leave this case to us!
**[14:36] Haruaki**
I'll go after the thief, too!
**[14:38] Miki**
You're being awfully proactive.
**[14:40] Haruaki**
I mean, he took something
from the storehouse!
**[14:43] Haruaki**
I can't just stand here and do nothing!
**[14:48] Haruaki**
Ow...
**[14:51] Haruaki**
My foot got caught on... Wait, what?!
**[14:54] Kamae**
You're under arrest!
**[14:57] Sano**
Why do I have to be stuck
with him, of all people?
**[15:01] Haruaki**
You shouldn't play with handcuffs!
**[15:04] Miki**
The keys to those should be somewhere.
**[15:06] Miki**
So for now, let's just wait patiently
until the officers get back.
**[15:11] Haruaki**
No, let's go!
**[15:13] Haruaki**
With how fast Sano-kun and I are,
**[15:15] Haruaki**
I'm sure we'll be able to catch the robber!
**[15:18] Sano**
Damn it. Fine. Let's go.
**[15:22] Sano**
We're doing this
three-legged race style.
**[15:24] Haruaki**
Yeah! I'm sure we'll be perfectly in sync.
**[15:27] Sano**
Okay, right leg first.
**[15:28] Haruaki**
Okay! Ready, and...
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
**[15:32] Sano**
The hell are you doing, you idiot?!
**[15:34] Haruaki**
You said to start with the right!
**[15:36] Sano**
I meant *my* right leg!
**[15:38] Haruaki**
You weren't clear!
**[15:40] Haruaki**
Minus five points!
**[15:42] Sano**
Shut up with that minus crap!
**[15:44] Haruaki**
Come on! One more time!
**[15:45] Haruaki**
We're starting with the left this time!
**[15:46] Sano**
We're starting with *my* left!
**[15:47] Amaaki**
How the hell is that in sync?
**[15:50] Miki**
We're gettin' nowhere.
**[15:52] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[15:54] Teketeke**
You're too slow!
**[15:58] Yamazaki**
* How dare he take a route*
* where he'd get noticed?!*
**[16:00] Yamazaki**
*I need to catch him fast!*
**[16:03] Yamazaki**
You must surrender!
**[16:05] Yamazaki**
Being seen by a human in your
youkai form is against the law!
**[16:10] Yamazaki**
Don't make this worse for you!
**[16:12] Teketeke**
As long as you don't catch me,
I win! I'm outta here!
**[16:17] Yamazaki**
*Damn it! I'm not gonna catch him!*
**[16:20] Yamazaki**
*I need to think of a plan!*
**[16:22] Teketeke**
See ya, loser!
**[16:24] Sano; Haruaki**
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
**[16:33] Haruaki**
All right! We caught up with
you, storehouse robber!
**[16:36] Teketeke**
Who the hell are you guys?
What kind of youkai are you?
**[16:38] Haruaki**
I'm a human!
**[16:39] Sano**
And I'm a yakubyougami!
**[16:40] Teketeke**
Then I'll just climb back up and...
**[16:44] Mandragora Cop A**
Where is he?!
**[16:47] Teketeke**
Tch!
**[16:48] Haruaki**
You're not getting away!
**[16:49] Sano**
Just get caught by the cops already.
**[16:51] Teketeke**
Heh! You ain't no coppers!
What can you even do?
**[16:55] Haruaki**
We can at least stall you!
**[16:56] Both**
Take this!
**[16:58] Haruaki**
My...
**[16:59] Sano**
My...
**[16:59] Haruaki**
Power to exorcise demons!
**[17:01] Sano**
Youkai magic!
**[17:14] Haruaki**
Sorry! I still can't control my powers!
**[17:20] Sano**
Sadly, neither can I.
**[17:22] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[17:26] Amaaki**
Are you all right, Haru?
**[17:27] Haruaki**
Ame! What are you doing here?
It's dangerous! Get back!
**[17:31] Amaaki**
I came because I was worried.
**[17:35] Amaaki**
Eek! A youkai!
**[17:37] Teketeke**
I knew it. You're scared
of youkai, aren't ya?
**[17:40] Haruaki**
Don't, Ame! Get out of here now!
**[17:44] Teketeke**
Looks like God's on my side!
**[17:49] Teketeke**
Hey, weirdos! If you want
this guy to live, step back!
**[17:54] Sano**
Damn it... Is there nothing we can do?
**[17:59] Amaaki**
Actually... Since you stalled him for me...
**[18:02] Teketeke**
Eh? Huh?!
**[18:08] Amaaki**
I was able to corner this thief!
**[18:12] Teketeke**
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
**[18:18] Yamazaki**
The youkai police!
**[18:20] Sano**
That's...
**[18:21] Haruaki**
Yamazaki-san!
**[18:23] Teketeke**
Damn it! You're a copper! Let go of me!
**[18:27] Yamazaki**
Don't go underestimating...
**[18:31] Yamazaki**
a police officer!
**[18:37] Yamazaki**
14:33...
**[18:41] Yamazaki**
The perp has been captured.
**[18:45] Mandragora Cop A**
And that's that!
**[18:48] Sano**
That sucked.
**[18:50] Haruaki**
Sorry about that, Sano-kun.
**[18:51] Sano**
Eh, we gotta look out
for each other, I guess.
**[18:54] Yamazaki**
Well... I was able to capture
the thief thanks to you two.
**[19:00] Yamazaki**
Thank you.
**[19:01] Mandragora Cop B**
Go on, get in there.
**[19:03] Teketeke**
Boo...
**[19:05] Yamazaki**
Sorry about that, Abe-sensei.
**[19:07] Yamazaki**
It must've been surprising when
I borrowed your brother's form.
**[19:10] Haruaki**
Oh! It's fine!
**[19:12] Haruaki**
I actually had a feeling
that something was off.
**[19:15] Sano**
I'm surprised you knew.
**[19:16] Haruaki**
Well, he is my older brother.
**[19:19] Yamazaki**
I saw him get rather scared around Teketeke,
**[19:22] Yamazaki**
so I thought I could use
that to get his guard down.
**[19:25] Haruaki**
I see. You really are a great
doppelganger police officer.
**[19:30] Yamazaki**
Let me know if you ever
need anything, Abe-sensei!
**[19:35] Yamazaki**
Here's this back.
It's important to you, right?
**[19:38] Haruaki**
Yes! Thank you very much!
**[19:43] Haruaki**
I'm home!
**[19:45] Hatanaka**
Hey.
**[19:46] Haruaki**
Izuna-kun! You came to get the kids!
**[19:50] Hatanaka**
Sorry. Sounds like you went
through a lot of trouble.
**[19:54] Hatanaka**
Let me make it up to you sometime.
**[19:56] Haruaki**
Really? Then let's go out somewhere...
**[20:00] Haruaki**
Oh, yeah. Is Ibara-san okay?
**[20:04] Hatanaka**
Er, well...
**[20:06] Hatanaka**
I took her to the hospital, and...
**[20:10] Hatanaka**
It looks like our fourth kid is on the way.
**[20:13] Kamae**
Really?!
**[20:14] Hatanaka**
Yup, really!
**[20:16] Saki**
Yay! Keep it up until we have
our own baseball team, Daddy!
**[20:22] Hatanaka**
I'll make two teams so we
can all play each other!
***SIGN*** That's
18
**[20:27] Hatanaka**
So, yeah. Once our fourth gets big enough,
I hope you'll play with them, too.
**[20:33] Both**
Wha?
**[20:34] Sano**
So what's in this thing, anyway?
**[20:38] Haruaki**
What? Are you curious?
**[20:40] Haruaki**
Oh, if you insist.
**[20:42] Haruaki**
I guess I'll be nice and show you.
**[20:55] Haruaki**
Ta-da! The thing inside...
**[20:59] Haruaki**
was a limited-edition golden nurse uniform!
**[21:09] Saki**
He really is a perv!
**[21:12] Saki**
You perv! You perv! You perv! You perv!
**[21:16] Sano**
Don't put something like that
in your damn storehouse!
**[21:18] Hatanaka**
You'll rot my kids' heads!
**[21:20] Miki**
The hell is the purpose of that?!
**[21:22] Haruaki**
Aw, man... Why are you guys
treating me like this?
**[21:27] All**
Because you're a perv!
**[21:32] Small Old Man**
After that, Yamazaki-san was...
**[21:35] Yamazaki**
For crying out loud...
**[21:36] Yamazaki**
I'm a police officer, but I ended up showing
my youkai form in front of humans...
**[21:41] Yamazaki**
How pathetic.
**[21:44] Takahashi**
Is that your written apology?
I've never seen you fill one out.
**[21:47] Yamazaki**
Shut up. It's my first time writing one.
**[21:51] Takahashi**
Anyway, it's rare for you to get so worked up.
**[21:56] Yamazaki**
It's to protect the peace on our island.
**[21:59] Yamazaki**
I am one of Hyakki Academy Island's
police officers, after all!
# 17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:00] Hijita**
Yeah!
**[00:02] Hijita**
Blue seas! White beaches!
**[00:05] Hijita**
The blazing sun shining down on us!
**[00:07] Hijita**
We've finally arrived! The summer sea!
**[00:10] Hijita**
But we're not here for the sea.
**[00:14] Sano**
Wait, weren't you guys going
to do some fishing?
**[00:17] Sano**
Where's your gear?
**[00:18] Hijita**
Yeah! We've got our lure ready.
**[00:22] Sano**
You seem excited.
**[00:25] Mamekichi**
If you catch any, share them with us.
**[00:27] Hijita**
But of course!
**[00:29] Hijita**
That's right... What we're here for...
**[00:32] Girls**
Oh, no!
**[00:32] Hijita**
is to get us some beachside babes
using a lure named Sano!
**[00:37] Hijita**
...using a lure named Sano!
***SIGN*** Splash
**[00:39] Hijita**
...using a lure named Sano!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 17
"Summer! The Ocean! Huh?
It's already August 31st..."
**[02:13] Hijita**
Oh, come on, you two.
**[02:16] Hijita**
Why are you playing in this
tucked-away corner of the beach?
**[02:19] Hijita**
You need to head more toward
the center of the beach.
**[02:25] Mamekichi**
Sano-kun, let's hurry up and build this.
**[02:27] Sano**
Yeah.
**[02:28] Girl Yokai**
Hey there.
**[02:31] Hijita**
Oh? Looks like we've got a bite.
**[02:34] Tamao**
Must be nice being a hot guy.
**[02:36] Girl Yokai 1**
What are you making?
**[02:38] Sano**
A tanuki.
**[02:39] Girl Yokai 2**
So cute! Can we take a
pic and put it online?
**[02:42] Sano**
What? You're putting it online?
Then we'll need to up the quality.
**[02:47] Hijita**
All right, now!
**[02:49] Guys**
We're these guys' friends!
**[02:52] Girl Yokai 2**
Oh, okay. Then we'd like to help, too.
**[02:54] Mamekichi**
Hey.
**[02:55] Mamekichi**
What d'you think you're doing,
tryin' to seduce my Sano-kun, lady?
**[03:00] Girl yokais**
S-Sorry about that!
**[03:02] Hijita**
Aw, man! They caught the fish and let them go!
**[03:06] Tamao**
His darkness is deep.
**[03:08] Mamekichi**
Those girls aren't your
type, are they, Sano-kun?
**[03:11] Mamekichi**
You like tanukis, right?
**[03:14] Mamekichi**
Did you see those boobs?
**[03:16] Mamekichi**
They weren't fluffy at all.
They were all bouncy.
**[03:20] Sano**
Yeah, I guess I like fluffy tanukis more.
**[03:25] Hijita**
Man, Sano's overbearing
tanuki is gonna be an issue.
**[03:28] Mujina**
We're not gonna be able to use Sano
as long as that tanuki's around.
**[03:30] Maeda**
You dummy! You want bouncy! Not fluffy!
**[03:33] Toubyou**
We've immediately lost our secret weapon.
**[03:37] Kuniko**
Huh? You boys came to the beach, too?
**[03:44] All**
Wow!
**[03:46] Marilyn**
Hey, the boys are looking
at us with lewd eyes.
**[03:49] Daisy**
Oh, jeez. I guess they're
going through puberty.
**[03:52] Hijita**
We aren't looking at you. Why are you even
hiding bits you don't usually hide?
**[03:56] Beniko**
Hey, Hijita.
**[03:58] Hijita**
That voice...
**[03:59] Hijita**
Beni-cha—
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**[04:03] Boys**
Oh...
**[04:05] Hijita**
What's with that getup?
**[04:06] Beniko**
I'm about to go catch some fish,
so I prioritized functionality.
**[04:10] Beniko**
We're gonna be dining on shark fin tonight!
**[04:13] Hijita**
You're gonna catch a shark?!
**[04:15] Marilyn**
By the way, why aren't you going in the water?
**[04:18] Fuji**
We've been trying to pick up
some girls around here.
**[04:21] Boys**
You idiot! Don't tell them, Fuji!
**[04:23] Marilyn**
That's what you were doing?
**[04:26] Daisy**
Ugh, you're the worst.
**[04:27] Kuniko; Momoyama**
*Does that mean...*
**[04:28] Kuniko**
*Nyuudou-kun, too?*
**[04:28] Momoyama**
*Sano-kun, too?!*
**[04:29] Kuniko; Momoyama**
*Shock!*
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:31] Marilyn**
Let's ignore those dumb
boys and go swimming.
**[04:34] Boy**
Hey! Wait!
**[04:36] Renjou**
I'm disappointed in you, Nyuudou.
**[04:39] Renjou**
I guess I can't trust you with Kuniko after all.
**[04:42] Nyuudou**
Huh? Renjou, what do you mean by that?
**[04:48] Tamao**
Oh, no! My chance to finally talk to some girls!
**[04:52] Mujina**
I mean, most of the girls in our
class already have someone.
**[04:56] Mujina**
Right, Nyuudou?
**[04:57] Nyuudou**
Seriously, why do you all keep asking me?
**[05:00] Fuji**
Oh, fine.
**[05:02] Fuji**
I'll go talk to a few of the girls around here.
**[05:05] Maeda**
Whoa, really, Fuji?
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**[05:07] Odawara**
You have some expert technique?
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**[05:09] Odawara**
Oh, also, did you cut your hair?
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**[05:11] Fuji**
I usually wear extensions.
**[05:14] Hijita**
Well, anyway, now we finally...
**[05:17] Guy**
Hey there, miss...
**[05:18] Hijita**
Beniko?
**[05:19] Hijita**
Wait, are they hitting on her?
**[05:22] Guy**
Right over there...
**[05:29] Hijita**
Hey!
**[05:30] Hijita**
Who do you think you are,
talking to my Beniko?!
**[05:33] Hijita**
And why're you going with them?
**[05:36] Beniko**
Apparently, I can't go with you guys,
so I guess I'll just explain it.
**[05:41] Beniko**
Turn at that beach hut,
then go three beach huts down,
**[05:45] Beniko**
and inside the beach hut across
from the beach hut next door,
**[05:48] Beniko**
you'll find a private...
**[05:50] Hijita**
Private...?
**[05:51] Beniko**
...men's bathroom.
**[05:53] Hijita**
Huh?
**[05:54] Beniko**
You should probably hurry up
or you'll have an accident.
**[05:56] Guy 1**
Thank you very much!
**[05:58] Guy 1**
I'm gonna explode!
**[06:01] Hijita**
What the hell? They weren't hitting on you?
**[06:04] Beniko**
So, when did I become your Beniko?
**[06:07] Hijita**
Shut up! I was just going with the flow.
**[06:09] Beniko**
Uh-huh...
**[06:10] Hijita**
What're you laughing for, huh?!
**[06:12] Tamao**
Oh, there you are!
**[06:14] Tamao**
Hijita!
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Rice
**[06:16] Tamao**
There's trouble.
**[06:17] Tamao**
Utagawa-chan and the others
are over there, and...
**[06:21] Kuniko**
Please let us go!
**[06:22] Umibouzu**
Aw, come on. Go on a date with us.
**[06:25] Funa Yuurei**
You're all cute. What kind of youkai are you?
**[06:28] Funa Yuurei**
Oh, we're an umibouzu and a funa yuurei.
**[06:36] Hijita**
Hey, jerks.
**[06:37] Hijita**
Who said you could hit on our classmates?
**[06:40] Kuniko**
Everyone!
**[06:41] Marilyn**
Uh, you guys came to the
beach to hit on girls, too.
**[06:44] Hijita**
Well, we're allowed to!
**[06:46] Umibouzu**
Ah, so you're a dorotabou.
**[06:48] Umibouzu**
Some hick youkai from Tohoku's
picking a fight with sea youkai?
**[06:52] Funa Yuurei**
Go home and plant some rice or something.
**[06:55] Hijita**
The hell did you say?!
**[06:56] Nyuudou**
Let the girls go already.
Clearly, they're not interested!
**[06:59] Funa Yuurei**
Shut up!
**[07:04] Funa Yuurei**
Come on, now. If you don't
run, I'm gonna drown you.
**[07:08] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
**[07:10] Small Old Man**
Funa yuurei.
**[07:11] Small Old Man**
They're youkai that use a ladle to pour
water into your ships to sink them.
**[07:17] Kuniko**
Hey! Stop that!
**[07:21] Funa Yuurei**
I guess I can think about it if you'll date me.
**[07:25] Nyuudou**
Hey! Wait, we're gonna die!
**[07:28] Fuji**
Maybe you should cool down a bit.
**[07:31] Maeda**
You guys are embarrassing
me as a fellow sea youkai.
**[07:34] Funa Yuurei**
A merman, eh?
**[07:37] Maeda**
Fuji!
**[07:42] Umibouzu**
Whoa! I'm freezing up!
**[07:44] Hijita**
Good job, you two!
**[07:45] Yanagida**
Girls! Hop on over here!
**[07:49] Yanagida**
Right onto my back!
**[07:56] Yanagida**
All right! Rescue complete!
**[07:58] Hijita**
Now! Class 3, charge!
**[08:01] Mujina**
We're also frozen and can't move!
**[08:07] Mamekichi**
Wow, it's almost complete.
**[08:09] Sano**
Just a little more.
**[08:10] Funa Yuurei**
Damn it... Take this!
**[08:15] Sano**
Okay, just a little—
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**[08:23] Hijita**
Hah! Where are you even aiming?
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**[08:26] Odawara**
Guys! Behind us!
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**[08:34] Hijita**
H-Hey, Sano, what're you...
**[08:37] Mujina**
Crap! Sano's so pissed that he used his
youkai magic to summon storm clouds!
**[08:42] Hijita**
He's planning to kill all of us!
**[08:45] Nyuudou**
Everyone, get out of the water!
**[08:46] Odawara**
We can't! We're frozen, too!
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**[08:52] Sano**
All right. Time for some divine punishment.
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**[09:07] Mamekichi**
All done!
**[09:09] Mamekichi**
What a cute tanuki!
**[09:10] Sano**
Yeah.
**[09:12] Mamekichi**
By the way...
**[09:15] Mamekichi**
Why is everyone sleeping?
**[09:17] Sano**
Who knows? They probably got
tired from playing so much.
**[09:20] Sano**
Let's take pictures.
**[09:21] Mamekichi**
Yeah, totally.
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Prefecture
**[09:26] Beniko; Hijita; Nyuudou**
So exhausted...
**[09:29] Beniko**
See you later.
**[09:30] Hijita**
Yup.
**[09:32] Hijita**
Man, I'm still all numb
from Sano's youkai magic.
**[09:37] Nyuudou**
Me, too.
**[09:38] Hijita**
Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna sleep.
**[09:41] Nyuudou**
Me, too.
**[09:43] Hijita Mom**
Hey, you two.
**[09:45] Hijita**
What? We're done for the day.
**[09:49] Hijita**
You can complain to us tomorrow.
**[09:50] Hijita Mom**
And do you realize what day tomorrow is?
**[09:53] Hijita**
Huh?
**[09:55] Nyuudou**
What day?
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**[10:03] Nyuudou**
It's August 31st, right?
**[10:07] Hijita**
Oh, crap!
**[10:11] Hijita**
I... haven't done any of my homework!
**[10:16] Nyuudou**
Dumbass.
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**[10:26] Haruaki**
Wow... A report about youkai
births and breeding, huh?
**[10:31] Haruaki**
That seems pretty interesting.
**[10:33] Sano**
But I don't really get it.
**[10:36] Haruaki**
Oh, then let's ask everyone else.
**[10:42] Yanagida**
So...
**[10:44] Yanagida**
I'm so glad you called me first.
**[10:48] Haruaki**
Er... If we call you last, we
might have an explosive ending.
**[10:52] Yanagida**
Yeah, about that...
**[10:54] Yanagida**
I've prepared a special Yanagida
firework to help celebrate summer!
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**[10:59] Sano**
Put that away! Right now!
**[11:01] Yanagida**
See how this pans out in about ten minutes.
**[11:03] Yanagida**
Look forward to it!
**[11:04] Both**
No, seriously, don't!
**[11:06] Yanagida**
So, you were asking how
ittan-momen are born?
**[11:09] Yanagida**
In my case...
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**[11:12] (Flashback) Yanagida Mom**
I thought the lucky bag had a loin
cloth in it, but it was an ittan-momen.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Yanagida**
Goo goo.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad**
Guess we have a son now.
**[11:20] Haruaki**
Why were you like some bonus prize?
**[11:22] Yanagida**
Incidentally, Brogida, who's
an ittan-paper, was born...
**[11:25] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad**
I thought some paper was stuck in the copier,
but one sheet was actually a youkai.
**[11:31] Haruaki**
Why were you guys just stuck in something?
**[11:33] Yanagida**
I think we were originally just cloth,
and then my parents touched us,
**[11:37] Yanagida**
causing their spirit energy to flow
into us and turning us into youkai.
**[11:41] Haruaki**
I see. That's interesting.
**[11:45] Haruaki**
Let's ask the other students, too.
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**[11:51] Mamekichi**
Hmm... Let's see...
**[11:54] Mamekichi**
When you have two animal youkai parents,
**[11:56] Mamekichi**
you end up with dozens of siblings like me.
**[11:59] Hatanaka**
Kamaitachi!
**[12:00] Mamekichi**
Hatanaka-sensei and Akisame-kun also
said they have a bunch of siblings.
**[12:01] Tamao**
Nekomata!
**[12:04] Haruaki**
Wow...
**[12:06] Mamekichi**
Animal youkai are basically just
like their animal counterparts.
**[12:12] Mamekichi**
So it'd probably be more interesting to
ask some inorganic youkai about this.
**[12:17] Haruaki**
Good idea! Then, next...
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Workshop
**[12:21] Odawara**
It's a bit messy, but come in.
**[12:24] Haruaki**
So many lights...
**[12:27] Odawara**
So... As for how chouchin-kozous are born...
**[12:33] Odawara**
See? One was born just now.
**[12:36] Haruaki**
It was born from that?!
**[12:38] Haruaki**
Wait, are you the one
creating chouchin-kozous?
**[12:41] Odawara**
Yup! I'm actually the first
chouchin-kozou in Japan!
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**[12:45] Odawara**
Believe it or not, I'm over 300 years old.
**[12:48] Haruaki**
What?! I had no idea!
**[12:50] Odawara**
Originally...
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**[12:52] Police**
You're under arrest!
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**[12:54] Odawara**
Back in the 1700s during the Edo Period,
**[12:56] Odawara**
there was a lantern that
the police back then used.
**[13:00] Odawara**
Then the souls of some criminals just
happened to enter it, and I was born.
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**[13:05] Both**
Huh...
**[13:07] Odawara**
I think most inorganic youkai
**[13:09] Odawara**
turn into youkai by gaining
spirit energy or souls.
**[13:14] Daisy**
Umbrella!
**[13:15] Odawara**
I think that's what happened with Daisy, too.
**[13:17] Sano**
This is the most youkai-sounding
thing so far.
**[13:20] Haruaki**
Right?
**[13:24] Hijita**
Well, as you've probably figured out...
**[13:26] Hijita**
I was born from a rice paddy.
**[13:28] Dorotabous**
*Heave-ho!*
**[13:30] Hijita**
When two dorotabous till a field
together, one more is born.
**[13:35] Haruaki**
So what happens when their partner isn't
a dorotabou? Like with your sister?
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**[13:40] Hijita**
Just like with Hatanaka's family, they'll be born
as either their mom's species or their dad's.
**[13:46] Hijita**
Though rarely, a youkai that's half of
each is born, creating a new youkai,
**[13:49] Hijita**
but you have to go to the youkai ministry and...
**[13:51] Nyuudou**
Hey.
**[13:53] Hijita**
Er... never mind about that.
**[13:56] Nyuudou**
Hijita's mom wants to know if you
guys want some chilled ramen, too.
**[14:00] Haruaki**
Oh, that'd be great, thanks.
**[14:03] Nyuudou**
Okay.
**[14:06] Hijita**
Anyway, I think that's about all I know.
**[14:08] Sano**
I see. So both parents don't
have to be the same youkai.
**[14:13] Haruaki**
Maybe there'll be more youkai and
human couples in the future, too.
**[14:17] Hijita**
I mean, they exist... but it's not great.
**[14:22] Hijita**
Especially if the mom is a human.
**[14:26] Hijita**
Giving birth to a youkai child
takes a lot out of a human mom.
**[14:31] Haruaki**
I see. I guess that's a problem that can
come up if their races are different.
**[14:36] Hijita**
By the way...
**[14:40] Hijita**
All the stuff you took notes on so far
about youkai births... Could I copy it?
**[14:43] Hijita**
I haven't finished any of
my homework whatsoever!
**[14:46] Sano**
No.
**[14:47] Hijita**
Please.
**[14:47] Sano**
No.
**[14:48] Hijita**
Please.
**[14:48] Sano**
No.
**[14:49] Hijita**
Please!
**[14:49] Sano**
I said no, damn it!
**[14:51] Takahashi**
Huh...
**[14:53] Takahashi**
Miki-sensei sure assigns
some interesting homework.
**[14:56] Haruaki**
So we were hoping to hear about
a dodomeki youkai like yourself,
**[14:59] Haruaki**
as well as Takahashi-sensei.
**[15:01] Takahashi**
I was born from a mother and a
father, just like humans are.
**[15:05] Takahashi**
But as for how dodomeki youkai first
came to be, a long time ago...
**[15:08] Takahashi**
A thief suddenly had a bunch of
eyeballs appear on their body.
**[15:13] Takahashi**
It was almost like the eyes were
watching their evil deeds.
**[15:18] Takahashi**
That basically sounds like a curse the gods
bestowed upon a criminal, doesn't it?
**[15:25] Takahashi**
Incidentally, my nurses
are the exact opposite
**[15:28] Takahashi**
of being born from the souls
of the dead, like Odawara-kun.
**[15:32] Haruaki**
The opposite?
**[15:34] Takahashi**
It's a case where a soulless human
corpse turned into a youkai.
**[15:39] Takahashi**
Actually, I'm making one right now.
**[15:44] Takahashi**
Do you want to see?
**[15:47] Haruaki**
No, that's okay! Thanks a lot!
**[15:51] Yamazaki**
How are doppelgangers born?
**[15:55] Yamazaki**
Oh, is that all? I thought you guys came
here to confess, so I threw you in there.
**[15:59] Haruaki**
Talk about jumping the gun!
**[16:00] Yamazaki**
Sorry about that.
**[16:02] Yamazaki**
As for how doppelgangers are created...
**[16:05] Yamazaki**
There's really no reason why they come to be.
**[16:09] Haruaki**
Uh, what do you mean by that?
**[16:11] Yamazaki**
They just happen to appear at random one day.
**[16:15] Yamazaki**
I actually think a lot of
youkai are born that way.
**[16:19] Yamazaki**
And...
**[16:20] Yamazaki**
According to one theory, the gods
created all youkai as divine punishment.
**[16:26] Haruaki**
Divine punishment?
**[16:28] Yamazaki**
Supposedly, the gods changed humans who
did evil deeds into something not human...
**[16:33] Yamazaki**
And that's originally how youkai came to be.
**[16:36] Yamazaki**
It could be that youkai were
created to make sure we could tell
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**[16:39] Yamazaki**
which humans he had bestowed
divine punishment upon.
**[16:43] Yanagida**
I, uh, see gods sometimes, but I hate 'em.
**[16:46] Yanagida**
They look at us like we're some criminals.
**[16:49] Yanagida**
Not to mention, they're originally
supposed to protect humans,
**[16:52] Yanagida**
so when it comes to youkai who
walked off the beaten path...
**[16:54] Yanagida**
They probably think we're
not worth protecting.
**[16:58] Haruaki**
I-I mean, this isn't the best
conversation, even if you're a youkai.
**[17:02] Haruaki**
I think that's enough talk about gods.
**[17:07] Haruaki**
Boy, we sure did learn
a lot about youkai today.
**[17:12] Sano**
Yeah.
**[17:20] Haruaki**
I-I know!
**[17:22] Haruaki**
Hey, so when it comes to
my brother and my names...
**[17:25] Sano**
Seimei...
**[17:27] Sano**
You've already realized it, haven't you?
**[17:33] Sano**
That I'm not a youkai.
**[17:36] Seimei**
Yeah.
**[17:38] Seimei**
You're one of those gods that we
were just talking about, right?
**[17:44] Sano**
When did you realize it?
**[17:48] Haruaki**
Well, actually...
**[17:50] Haruaki**
The first day I started teaching.
**[17:52] Sano**
Huh? The first day?
**[17:54] Sano**
What?
**[17:55] Haruaki**
W-Well, you see...
when I took attendance...
***SIGN*** Mikoto Sano
***SIGN*** Yakubyougami
***SIGN*** Address: Shimane Prefecture
Izumo City,
Takamagahara 4-chome
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** He caused a problem when he was in
middle school, and was transferred from
the gods' school and sent to a youkai
middle school in the Chugoku and Shikoku
regions. Overall, he keeps his spirit
power under control. Caution
necessary.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 291 0 291 50 0 75
**[18:00] Haruaki**
there happened to be
a bookmark on that page.
**[18:04] Haruaki**
I figured all of the teachers knew.
**[18:07] Sano**
Seriously...
**[18:08] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[18:10] Sano**
That's literally toward the very beginning!
**[18:13] Sano**
Why did you act like you didn't
know this whole time, huh?!
**[18:15] Haruaki**
Bcause I thought you were like the Ogata twins
**[18:18] Haruaki**
and used to be a god and
you turned into a youkai!
**[18:22] Haruaki**
But you weren't in the Youkai Dictionary...
**[18:25] Haruaki**
Plus, my power to exorcise demons
managed to get Ogata-kun
**[18:27] Haruaki**
and the others to pass out,
but it didn't really affect you.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[18:32] Haruaki**
*Oh, I see... I guess Sano-kun's still a god.*
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[18:35] Haruaki**
I realized it, but it seemed like a touchy
subject, so I just ignored it until today!
**[18:44] Haruaki**
Then there was Momoyama's perfume
that had youkai pheromones...
**[18:47] Haruaki**
You actually have a nose,
and it didn't work on you!
**[18:49] Haruaki**
Of course I'd get a clue!
**[18:51] Sano**
Shut up! Seriously, what
the hell is with you?
**[18:53] Sano**
Now my super serious confession
is super embarrassing.
**[18:57] Haruaki**
I mean, it doesn't matter
if you're a youkai or a god!
**[19:03] Haruaki**
You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
**[19:05] Haruaki**
Even if you're a youkai, you're still
a student at the youkai high school.
**[19:08] Haruaki**
You're number 13 in Class
2-3! Mikoto Sano-kun!
**[19:17] Haruaki**
Besides, I may be human, but I'm
more youkai-like than most youkai.
**[19:24] Sano**
Ugh, what the hell?
**[19:30] Sano**
Seriously, what the hell?
**[19:33] Sano**
Man... Being around you makes me realize
**[19:36] Sano**
how stupid it is to be concerned
about certain things.
**[19:39] Sano**
Yeah, I'm a god.
**[19:42] Sano**
Worship me.
**[19:43] Haruaki**
Wow, now you're getting arrogant.
**[19:46] Sano**
Seriously, I should've been arrogant earlier.
**[19:50] Haruaki**
Oh? Are you feeling better, Sano-kun?
**[19:53] Sano**
Shut up.
**[19:55] Yanagida**
*Er, wait...*
**[19:56] Yanagida**
*Have they totally forgotten about me?*
**[20:01] Sano**
Oh, but don't tell anyone in the class yet.
***SIGN*** Private
**[20:04] Yanagida**
*I'm right here, though.*
**[20:05] Haruaki**
I won't! I mean, you've
been keeping my secret, too.
**[20:09] Haruaki**
We're even now.
**[20:11] Yanagida**
* Now they're talking about Seimei-sensei's*
* secret that I know nothing of!*
**[20:16] Yanagida**
*Okay... I'm just gonna ask them.*
**[20:19] Yanagida**
Excuse me...
**[20:20] Haruaki**
I won't ask you why you
came to a youkai school.
**[20:26] Haruaki**
But if you ever want to tell
me, I'll be ready to listen.
**[20:31] Sano**
Yeah.
**[20:33] Yanagida**
*It's no use... I definitely can't butt in...*
**[20:36] Yanagida**
* Come on, stop that. I can't*
* deal with serious stuff!*
**[20:41] Yanagida**
* There's only one thing that*
* can shatter this mood.*
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Bom-ba-ye
**[20:45] Yanagida**
* That's right! As long as I'm around,*
* no serious mood allowed...*
***SIGN*** Rocket Firework
***SIGN*** Bom-ba-ye
**[20:51] Yanagida**
*Ever!*
**[20:54] Sano; Haruaki**
Huh?
**[21:01] Mamekichi**
Wow! Huge fireworks!
**[21:05] Mamekichi**
Was there a fireworks show planned today?
**[21:22] Haruaki**
*And so, Yanagida-kun's fireworks*
**[21:26] Haruaki**
* added color to the summer*
* night sky all across Japan.*
***SIGN*** 9/1
**[21:32] Haruaki**
*As soon as the new term began...*
**[21:36] Hatanaka**
You wanted to see what kind of reaction
**[21:39] Hatanaka**
your teachers would have if
you didn't do your homework?
**[21:43] Hijita**
Yeah.
**[21:44] Hijita**
In order to do your free research project,
**[21:47] Hijita**
I had no choice but to not do my homework.
**[21:51] Hatanaka**
I see. In that case...
**[21:54] Hatanaka**
Let me carve the reaction you wanted...
**[21:56] Hatanaka**
into your body.
**[22:00] Haruaki**
* And so, Hyakki Academy's faculty room was*
* brilliantly colored by Hijita-kun's blood splatter.*
# 18 - The Temporary Teacher, Ebisu-sensei
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[00:03] Principal**
All right. Is everyone ready?
**[00:06] Principal**
Now, if you'll introduce yourself.
**[00:08] Ebisu**
I've come here to better relations
between gods and ayakashi.
**[00:12] Ebisu**
I'll be serving as a temporary
teacher here at Hyakki Academy.
**[00:18] Ebisu**
I'm the god of fortune, Isaburou Ebisu.
**[00:22] Haruaki**
You're the guy from Tokyo!
**[00:24] Haruaki**
Ah, Abe-sensei. I figured I'd see you here.
**[00:29] Haruaki**
So you're a teacher who's also a god.
No wonder you knew about youkai.
**[00:34] Ebisu**
Yup. We ended up not seeing each other
again, so I didn't get to tell you.
**[00:40] Ebisu**
We sorta parted in a slight argument, but...
**[00:43] (Flashback) Haruaki**
She might be one of my students someday.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Ebisu**
I mean, they live in a completely
different world than you humans.
**[00:52] Ebisu**
I hope we can be friends.
**[00:57] Haruaki**
Me, too!
**[00:59] Haruaki**
Sorry I ended up getting mad.
**[01:05] Hatanaka**
I thought their kind didn't like
interacting with us youkai.
**[01:10] Hatanaka**
Times change, I guess.
**[01:11] Principal**
Yes, well...
**[01:14] Principal**
I can't say I was very fond of
interacting with the gods, either.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[02:51] Hatanaka**
Oh?
**[02:53] Hatanaka**
So you actually met during the whole
getting-lost-in-Tokyo fiasco.
***SIGN*** Episode 18
"The Temporary Teacher,
Ebisu-sensei"
**[02:57] Haruaki**
Isn't it a strange coincidence?
**[02:59] Miki**
But wow, a god of fortune? That's so cool!
**[03:02] Miki**
I hope we can be friends!
**[03:04] Hatanaka**
Here we go.
**[03:04] Miki**
Can you make money appear?
**[03:06] Ebisu**
No... I can't do that.
**[03:09] Haruaki**
But it took so long for you
to consider me a friend...
**[03:15] Hatanaka**
I have a class with the first-years,
so I'll see you later.
**[03:18] Haruaki**
Me, too. Ebisu-sensei.
**[03:21] Haruaki**
I have a class with Class 3 during
second period, so let's go together then.
**[03:24] Ebisu**
Sure.
**[03:26] Miki**
I don't have a class first period, so I'm
going to get closer to Ebisu-sensei.
**[03:32] Hatanaka**
Ebisu-sensei.
**[03:33] Hatanaka**
About 90% of what that guy says is pure
flattery, so don't take him seriously.
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:37] Haruaki**
Also, don't let him borrow any money,
**[03:39] Haruaki**
even if he begs!
**[03:42] Miki**
Look at all of you, gangin' up on me.
**[03:45] Miki**
So...
**[03:46] Miki**
What's a god like you doing at a youkai school?
**[03:53] Ebisu**
You don't need to be so guarded.
**[03:57] Ebisu**
I heard about this exchange program
between non-humans, so I just signed up.
**[04:02] Ebisu**
Besides, this school has gods like us
**[04:05] Ebisu**
and a god who fell from godhood
and turned into a youkai.
**[04:09] Ebisu**
I just wanted to see how
those folks were doing.
**[04:14] Ebisu**
Though Abe-sensei's powers
are a bit troublesome,
**[04:18] Ebisu**
so I'll do my best not to provoke him too much.
**[04:20] Ebisu**
Even though his power may
not affect god powers
**[04:23] Ebisu**
as strongly as it does youkai spirit energy,
**[04:25] Ebisu**
it does seem to dispel divine
energy at least a little.
**[04:29] Ebisu**
And I'm not used to having my
powers drained like you are.
**[04:34] Ebisu**
Isn't that right,
**[04:35] Ebisu**
little shuten-douji who was weakened...
**[04:39] Ebisu**
by his own mother?
**[04:42] Miki**
*This little...*
**[04:44] Ebisu**
Now, now. Let's keep things
civil and just get along.
**[04:48] Ebisu**
I'm sure you also have
something at this school that...
**[04:53] Ebisu**
you want to protect.
**[04:57] Miki**
Something I want to protect, eh?
**[05:02] Miki**
I'm sure that applies to both of us.
**[05:06] Miki**
I happened to be his teacher
during his first year.
**[05:10] Miki**
I did a bit of research.
**[05:13] Miki**
Don't assume that I don't
know anything about y'all.
**[05:18] Ebisu**
My, my, you're a tough egg to crack.
**[05:21] Miki**
And so are you.
**[05:23] Ebisu; Miku**
*God, he's insufferable.*
**[05:26] Mandragora**
Second period!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[05:28] Haruaki**
This is Class 2-3, the class you'll
be assisting with for a month.
**[05:33] Haruaki**
They're all really great kids.
**[05:36] Ebisu**
Huh...
**[05:37] Haruaki**
Once you go in, you'll greet them and...
**[05:39] Mamekichi**
Ah! Morning, Seimei-kun.
**[05:43] Haruaki**
You're both late. It's already 10 AM.
**[05:46] Mamekichi**
Well, there was a feature about
kittens on the morning show,
**[05:50] Mamekichi**
and Sano-kun just refused to leave.
**[05:55] Sano**
You're...
**[05:56] Ebisu**
*Mii-kun...*
**[05:59] Ebisu**
What's with that hair?
**[06:00] Haruaki**
Oh, don't worry. He may be blond,
but he's not a delinquent.
**[06:06] Haruaki**
His name is Mikoto Sano-kun,
**[06:08] Haruaki**
and the little one on his back
is Mamekichi Maizuka-kun.
**[06:11] Ebisu**
It's nice to meet you,
Sano-kun, Maizuka-kun.
**[06:18] Haruaki**
Come to think of it, when I first saw you,
**[06:21] Haruaki**
I thought you looked like Sano-kun.
**[06:23] Haruaki**
Maybe you're distant relatives!
**[06:25] Sano**
You're just imagining things.
**[06:27] Haruaki**
Sano-kun?
**[06:29] Mandragora**
Okay, listen up!
**[06:31] Ebisu**
So, yeah. I'll be this class's
assistant teacher for a while.
**[06:35] Ebisu**
My name is Isaburou Ebisu.
***SIGN*** Isaburou Ebisu
**[06:37] Haruaki**
Ebisu-sensei is a god of fortune.
**[06:39] Haruaki**
Make sure you're all nice—
**[06:41] Marilyn**
Hey, isn't he kinda hot?
**[06:43] Hijita**
Since you're a god of fortune,
**[06:44] Hijita**
I'll offer you ten yen a day if
you can get me a girlfriend!
**[06:49] Kurahashi**
Hey, he looks like Sano-kun.
**[06:51] Toubyou**
Do you know each other?
**[06:52] Sano**
No, I don't know him.
**[06:54] Mamekichi**
Toubyou-kun!
**[06:57] Mamekichi**
If you say that, then I'd be a relative
to mandragoras or a human-faced fish.
**[07:02] Mandragora**
One of us...
**[07:02] Toubyou**
True...
**[07:04] Kurahashi**
You also look like Yanagida-kun.
**[07:06] Mamekichi**
What? No I don't.
**[07:08] Mamekichi**
Don't compare me to that classless face.
**[07:12] Yanagida**
Hey! I can hear you!
***SIGN*** Let's write
a haiku
**[07:14] Haruaki**
A-Anyway, Ebisu-sensei will be
teaching this class with me today.
***SIGN*** Let's write
a haiku
**[07:18] Haruaki**
For our Japanese lesson today,
we'll be writing haikus.
***SIGN*** Let's write
a haiku
***SIGN*** Let's write
a haiku
**[07:21] Ebisu**
So you're not teaching grammar
in high school Japanese classes?
***SIGN*** Super Awesome Haiku Writers:
Banshou Matsuo
Issa Kobayashi
Buson Yosa
Haiku are written as 5-7-5 syllable lines
with a total of 17 syllables. If they become
too long, they're just regular poems, so
be careful.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 200 28 0 28
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 250 28 0 28
**[07:26] Ebisu**
*There's ruby text all over the textbook.*
**[07:29] Ebisu**
*Even on the katakana...*
**[07:31] Nyuudou**
Sensei, you probably think you're in
a grade school right now, don't you?
**[07:35] Ebisu**
Th-That's not true...
**[07:39] Tamao**
Well, Seimei's classes do
feel like grade school ones.
**[07:44] Haruaki**
Yet somehow the average test score for this
supposed "grade school class" is eight?
**[07:49] All**
S-Sorry about that.
**[07:50] Mandragora**
Haruaki's scary!
**[07:54] Mamekichi**
Seimei-kun! I finished my haiku!
***SIGN*** I am Omame.
I always transform with bags.
Omame I am.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32
**[07:57] Mamekichi**
I am Omame.
**[07:59] Mamekichi**
I always transform with bags.
**[08:00] Mamekichi**
Omame I am.
**[08:01] Tamao**
Hey, Omame. You're missing
a seasonal word.
**[08:04] Mamekichi**
Well, I was born in the fall, and
"omame," or "bean," is a fall word.
**[08:07] Tamao**
Yeah, I don't buy it.
**[08:09] Haruaki**
But it's very much you, Maizuka-kun. I like it.
**[08:13] Haruaki**
It'd be a shame to correct it.
**[08:15] Haruaki**
I can't give you 100 points,
**[08:17] Haruaki**
but you can have the
Haruaki Nobel Prize in Literature.
**[08:21] Ebisu**
You don't have to correct the whole thing.
**[08:23] Ebisu**
You just have to correct this part.
***SIGN*** I am Omame.
I always transform with bags.
Omame I am. Mame-danuki.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 270 0 270 32 0 32
**[08:28] Ebisu**
"Tanuki" is a winter
seasonal word, after all.
**[08:32] Ebisu**
See?
**[08:34] Haruaki**
Ah, you're right. Now it's correct!
**[08:37] Mamekichi**
Ebisu-sensei, I guess you
know that I'm a mame-danuki.
**[08:41] Mamekichi**
Even though I never mentioned that.
**[08:43] Ebisu**
Of course. I've heard a lot about this class.
**[08:48] Toubyou**
Ebisu-sensei!
**[08:51] Toubyou**
Take a look at Kurahashi's, too.
**[08:53] Kurahashi**
N-No, that's okay!
**[08:56] Ebisu**
Let's see...
**[08:57] Ebisu**
Huh?! This is a hai...ku...?
***SIGN*** The ham I had for brekfast breakfast
was
awesome.
Kurahashi
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 350 0 350 43 0 43
**[09:00] Kurahashi**
The ham I had for breakfast was awesome.
**[09:04] Kurahashi**
Kurahashi.
**[09:05] Ebisu**
Ham?
**[09:06] Kurahashi**
I tried to make one with what I ate today.
**[09:09] Ebisu**
Okay. Why don't you keep what you
have and add how you feel about it?
**[09:15] Kurahashi**
Ooh!
**[09:18] Haruaki**
S-Sorry I'm not great at teaching.
**[09:22] Mamekichi**
It's not your fault, Seimei-kun.
**[09:26] Mamekichi**
I just preferred getting your
Haruaki Nobel Prize over 100 points.
**[09:29] Haruaki**
B-But this is probably
better for your future...
**[09:33] Haruaki**
I was being a bit too subjective. Sor—
**[09:35] Sano**
Seimei.
**[09:38] Sano**
I don't get this part. Teach me.
**[09:41] Seimei**
Er, well...
**[09:43] Seimei**
Since Ebisu-sensei is here,
he should probably...
**[09:47] Sano**
But I'm asking you.
**[09:51] Haruaki**
O-Okay. Then I'll teach you! What part?
**[09:55] Sano**
Question 8.
**[09:57] Haruaki**
Oh, you got the route
calculation wrong here.
**[10:01] Haruaki**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Science
**[10:02] Haruaki**
Why are you doing math?!
**[10:04] Sano**
Oh. So it is math.
**[10:07] Sano**
My bad. I wanted to ask you about this.
**[10:10] Haruaki**
Oh, the difference between
stamens and pistils is...
**[10:13] Haruaki**
Wait! This is for health class!
***SIGN*** High School
Science
**[10:15] Sano**
No, it's science, you dumbass!
**[10:17] Haruaki**
Oh, you're right! Whoopsies!
**[10:20] Sano**
What the hell were you even thinking with
stamens and pistils being health class?
**[10:23] Sano**
You've got the mind of a
middle schooler, you perv.
**[10:26] Haruaki**
No, I don't!
***SIGN*** Cafeteria
**[10:31] Haruaki**
Ebisu-sensei is so clever with his
teaching, I'm losing confidence.
**[10:35] Haruaki**
If I'm doing my best teaching
them and they're getting
**[10:38] Haruaki**
an average of eight on their tests,
it means I'm not teaching them right.
**[10:42] Hatanaka**
Honestly, anyone teaching them
would yield the same results.
**[10:44] Miki**
Don't be so depressed about it.
**[10:47] Miki**
The reason everyone's grades
in Class 3 are so bad is because
**[10:50] Miki**
we dumped all the kids
with bad grades in it.
**[10:54] Miki**
Hatanaka-kun said...
**[10:56] (Flashback) Hatanaka**
Let's have the new guy Abe
deal with all of them.
**[11:01] Miki**
It was all his idea.
**[11:03] Hatanaka**
*Oh, shit. He's right. I forgot.*
**[11:05] Haruaki**
This is the first I'm hearing
about this, four-eyes.
**[11:08] Hatanaka**
M-More importantly, you should eat.
**[11:11] Hatanaka**
Lunch break's almost over.
**[11:13] Haruaki**
I promised Akisame-kun I'd
help him study during lunch!
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Your hips
are too low
***SIGN*** Claw Sharpening
***SIGN*** Scratch
***SIGN*** Scratch
**[11:18] Haruaki**
I spent the last three days
after school becoming a cat
***SIGN*** Food
**[11:21] Haruaki**
and making study notes for Akisame-kun.
***SIGN*** Cat Meeting
***SIGN*** Uh-huh
**[11:23] (Flashback) Cat**
Catnip is god.
**[11:24] Haruaki**
I want to make sure he gets
a 100% on his next test!
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Udon
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 36 0 36 5 0 5
**[11:27] Hatanaka**
W-Wow... Everything's in the perspective
of a cat and written in cat.
**[11:32] Haruaki**
And so...
**[11:36] Haruaki**
I'm gonna go help him study from
the perspective of a cat, meow!
**[11:38] Hatanaka**
Hey! Don't run over there on all fours!
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 103 0 103 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Udon
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 40 0 40 5 0 5
**[11:41] Hatanaka**
Run like a human!
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Curry
**[11:43] Hatanaka**
I honestly respect that side of him.
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
**[11:47] Miki**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Meal Tickets
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 105 0 105 7 0 7
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[11:50] Haruaki**
Akisame-kun—
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
**[11:51] Marilyn**
Ebisu-sensei!
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
**[11:54] Marilyn**
Help me with my studies, too!
**[11:56] Ebisu**
Sure.
**[11:57] Daisy**
Do you have a girlfriend, Sensei?
**[11:59] Ebisu**
That's a secret.
**[12:01] Daisy**
Come on, tell us!
**[12:02] Nyuudou**
Tama, why don't you have
him teach you, too?
**[12:05] Mujina**
This dude got a minus 35
on the last pop quiz.
**[12:09] Ebisu**
Minus 35?!
**[12:11] Tamao**
Th-That's because I mistook
math for Japanese.
**[12:15] Tamao**
Right before the quiz was over...
**[12:18] (Flashback) Tamao**
Huh? Why am I coming up with
math formulas for Japanese?
**[12:23] Tamao**
When I realized it, time was up.
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
**[12:27] Ebisu**
Do you want me to help you right now?
**[12:30] Ebisu**
I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
**[12:33] Tamao**
Hey, that sounds great!
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
**[12:44] Beniko**
What's with Seimei?
**[12:47] Beniko**
Sano!
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
**[12:54] Beniko**
That's...
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[13:06] Sano**
Damn it, where'd he go?
***SIGN*** Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
**[13:14] Hatanaka**
So...
***SIGN*** Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
**[13:15] Hatanaka**
He couldn't handle how efficient
the new teacher Ebisu was,
**[13:20] Hatanaka**
so he ran and is currently barricading
himself under his desk clinging to a uniform.
**[13:25] Miki**
Oh, dear.
**[13:27] Principal**
All right, this is a job for you two.
**[13:30] Hatanaka**
Huh? Us?
**[13:31] Principal**
Yes, of course it is.
**[13:34] Principal**
Previously, he never would've told
anyone if something was troubling him.
***SIGN*** Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
**[13:39] Principal**
Look at how obviously
he's asking you to notice him.
**[13:43] Principal**
That means he's opened
up his heart that much.
**[13:46] Principal**
Though it's honestly a nuisance
for those not involved in this.
**[13:50] Principal**
I don't think he's been able to open
up to any of the other teachers.
**[13:55] Hatanaka**
Uh... Yeah, I guess.
**[13:59] Hatanaka**
Oh, fine...
**[14:03] Hatanaka**
Haruaki, what's the matter?
**[14:04] Hatanaka**
Did you lose your confidence as a teacher?
**[14:07] Haruaki**
Uh-huh.
**[14:08] Hatanaka**
Don't be so glum.
**[14:10] Hatanaka**
Who cares if your students have low grades?
**[14:13] Hatanaka**
Don't worry about it.
**[14:14] Hatanaka**
It's not like our pay's gonna go down.
**[14:17] Principal**
You should probably worry a little more.
**[14:19] Haruaki**
Really? You're gonna say that when you
stuck all the kids with bad grades on me?
**[14:23] Hatanaka**
Er... That was just... You know.
**[14:26] Hatanaka**
I heard that a super smart
newbie teacher was coming!
**[14:30] Haruaki**
I see. I guess I couldn't
live up to your expectations.
**[14:33] Haruaki**
Sorry about that. After you believed in me...
**[14:36] Haruaki**
I guess I just wasn't smart
enough to live up—
**[14:41] Hatanaka**
Quit your damn squirming!
Are you some squirming maggot?!
**[14:44] Hatanaka**
Hurry up and get the hell out here!
**[14:47] Nezumi-sensei**
Hatanaka-sensei, calm down!
**[14:48] Satou-sensei**
The students are watching!
**[14:50] Hatanaka**
You stupid maggot!
**[14:52] Principal**
Did he give up on being the serious one?
**[14:55] Miki**
I honestly think he forgot he was
supposed to be the serious one.
***SIGN*** No Soliciting
***SIGN*** No Delinquents, Either
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 191 0 191 6 0 6
***SIGN*** No Delinquents, Either
No Soliciting
Currently barricading myself in here
Ring bell for service
**[15:01] Principal**
Oh, goodness. Now he's even more shut in.
**[15:05] Hatanaka**
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
**[15:07] Miki**
Haruaki-kun.
**[15:09] Miki**
We're not saying that you
shouldn't worry about this.
**[15:13] Miki**
We want you to let us worry with you.
**[15:17] Miki**
Let's solve this problem together.
**[15:20] Miki**
Peacefully.
**[15:22] Miki**
That's not flattery. That's how I really feel.
***SIGN*** No Soliciting
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 82 0 82 8 0 6
***SIGN*** No Delinquents,
Either
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 81 0 81 8 0 6
**[15:24] Haruaki**
Rintarou-kun...
**[15:26] Miki**
I know. I have some good
news that'll cheer you up.
**[15:32] Miki**
Since you were caught up
in my family's troubles,
**[15:34] Miki**
all my sisters, other than Ibara-neechan...
**[15:36] Miki**
said they'd happily take your
virginity from you as an apology.
***SIGN*** No Soliciting
***SIGN*** No
Delinquents,
Either
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 57 0 57 11 0 11
**[15:45] Miki**
Maybe I came on a bit too strong.
**[15:54] Ebisu**
Abe-sensei's in the faculty room.
**[15:59] Sano**
You...
**[16:00] Ebisu**
I've been hoping to see you, Mii-kun.
**[16:04] Sano**
Why did you come to this school?
**[16:06] Sano**
You've always hated youkai.
**[16:09] Ebisu**
More importantly, you should
probably save Abe-sensei.
**[16:12] Ebisu**
He's been crying in the faculty room.
**[16:15] Ebisu**
Abe-sensei is a really good person.
**[16:19] Ebisu**
He's a typical pushover and basically
prey for bad guys to take advantage of.
**[16:25] Ebisu**
He's truly a model stupid human.
**[16:28] Ebisu**
We gods have to...
**[16:31] Ebisu**
save weaklings like that.
**[16:33] Sano**
Save?
**[16:35] Sano**
I just need a single uniform
to take care of that.
**[16:38] Ebisu**
Huh?
**[16:40] Sano**
More importantly....
**[16:41] Sano**
You don't know what makes him a
good guy, so stop mocking him.
**[16:46] Sano**
Thanks for telling me he's
in the faculty room, though!
**[16:50] Ebisu**
Aw, there he goes.
**[16:52] Ebisu**
Mii-kun, you're so...
**[16:56] Ebisu**
You're so friggin' cute!
**[16:59] Ebisu**
You got all grumpy at what I said!
**[17:02] Ebisu**
Yeah, I really don't like the fact that my
adorable little brother is at this shitty school.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[17:10] Sano**
I finally found him and he's
holed up under his desk.
**[17:14] Hatanaka**
Sano, could you bring Akisame?
**[17:17] Sano**
There's no need for that.
**[17:20] Sano**
Why are you so gloomy?
Are you Gloomyaki now?
***SIGN*** No Soliciting
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 10
***SIGN*** No Delinquents,
Either
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 104 0 104 12 0 12
**[17:23] Haruaki**
I am Gloomyaki.
**[17:25] Sano**
Come on out here. I'll hear you out.
**[17:27] Marshmallow**
Who's the teacher here?
**[17:29] Haruaki**
Pout, pout, pout... Pout, pout, pout...
**[17:33] Haruaki**
Pout, pout, pout...
**[17:34] Sano**
Grr!
**[17:35] (Flashback) Ebisu**
We gods have to save weaklings like that.
**[17:41] Sano**
* Save? This idiot doesn't*
* need anything like that.*
**[17:48] Sano**
You've got some nerve tryin' to ignore me.
**[17:52] Haruaki**
Sh-Shano-kun.... Where did
your kindness from earlier go?
**[17:55] Sano**
Nice Sano-kun time is over.
**[17:58] Haruaki**
Could I request an extension?
**[18:00] Sano**
Shut up.
**[18:02] Haruaki**
But...
**[18:04] Haruaki**
But I always make you guys get bad grades...
**[18:08] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Half of them get zeros.
**[18:10] (Flashback) Haruaki**
So I like it.
**[18:12] Haruaki**
I always just express how I feel...
**[18:14] Haruaki**
I can't actually teach you guys
cleverly like Ebisu-sensei.
**[18:19] Haruaki**
Of course I'm gloomy...
**[18:23] Sano**
I'm going to tell you the exact same
thing you told me over summer vacation.
**[18:27] Sano**
Why do you want to be like him?
**[18:29] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[18:31] (Flashback) Haruaki**
You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
**[18:33] Sano**
You're the same ol' you!
**[18:37] Sano**
If Ebisu is able to cleverly
get Akisame to 15 points,
**[18:40] Sano**
then help him get to 100 points
in your completely stupid way
**[18:40] Haruaki**
Go, go, Tamao!
**[18:45] Sano**
that's not at all clever!
***SIGN*** Tamao
**[18:46] Haruaki**
Now, jab!
**[18:47] Sano**
There are guys who enjoy your weird lessons.
**[18:52] Sano**
Like... me...
**[18:54] Haruaki**
S-Sano-kun...
**[18:57] Tamao**
Ah, Seimei. There you are.
**[19:00] Tamao**
What happened to your
promise to help me study?
**[19:03] Haruaki**
Akisame-kun...
**[19:04] Haruaki**
I thought you were going to
have Ebisu-sensei help you...
**[19:07] Tamao**
Huh? Why?
**[19:08] Tamao**
I mean, he did offer, but...
**[19:12] (Flashback) Ebisu**
I can probably at least get you to 15 points.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Tamao**
Hey, that sounds great!
***SIGN*** Cat
Cat
***SIGN*** Kanji
Book
***SIGN*** Kanji
Book
***SIGN*** Kanji
Book
***SIGN*** Kanji
Book
**[19:19] (Flashback) Tamao**
But I'll pass.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Tamao**
It's not like I dislike you or anything.
I just want to learn from Seimei.
**[19:29] Tamao**
So yeah, I kindly declined.
**[19:31] Tamao**
So you need to take responsibility
and look after me.
**[19:34] Tamao**
I've been working through the kanji workbook
**[19:37] Tamao**
for cats that you made me since yesterday.
**[19:39] Tamao**
Hurry up and praise me!
**[19:42] Tamao**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[19:46] Beniko**
What? Did you get over being sad already?
***SIGN*** Akisame-kun's
Study Notes
***SIGN*** Oni
**[19:50] Beniko**
Here, you dropped this.
**[19:51] Beniko**
Also, I figured you might be depressed,
so I brought some guys to cheer you up.
**[19:55] Hijita**
What's wrong, Seimei?
**[19:57] Hijita**
Depressed because the awesome new
temporary teacher outshone you?
**[20:01] Nyuudou**
Actually, you guys just need
to work harder every day.
**[20:05] All**
Gulp.
**[20:07] Ogoso**
Sensei! You're amazing just the way you are.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[20:11] Toubyou**
Whoa, Ogoso spoke.
**[20:13] Hijita**
There's no way we idiots can
survive without an idiot like you.
**[20:20] Students**
Whoa, what's wrong?!
**[20:22] Haruaki**
I-I'll do my best!
***SIGN*** Oni
**[20:24] Haruaki**
So that I can... teach you guys... my way...
**[20:29] Hijita**
S-Sure. Do your best.
**[20:31] Tamao**
I have no idea what's
going on, but live strong.
**[20:34] Haruaki**
I'll do my best to get you all
to universities that require
**[20:37] Haruaki**
a deviation value of 70!
**[20:38] Tamao**
Hey, sounds great.
**[20:40] Hijita**
Uh, that's a pretty high hurdle.
**[20:42] Hijita**
That's higher than Everest!
**[20:44] Haruaki**
And then I'll make some
super amazing company
**[20:47] Haruaki**
so I can make more than ten billion a year!
**[20:49] Mamekichi**
And now that hurdle's reached space.
**[20:52] Sano**
Come on. Stop crying already.
**[20:53] Haruaki**
At this rate, I'm going to give all
of you the Haruaki Nobel Prize!
**[20:58] All**
Seriously?
**[21:01] Small old man**
The next day...
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[21:03] Ebisu**
Okay, for the next problem...
***SIGN*** Use "somewhat"
in a short passage
**[21:06] Ebisu**
Akisame-kun.
**[21:07] Ebisu**
Use "somewhat" in a short passage.
**[21:10] Haruaki**
You've got this, Akisame-kun!
**[21:11] Tamao**
I want some. Some what?
Yummy fishcakes.
**[21:13] Ebisu**
"I want some. Some what?
Yummy fishcakes."
**[21:17] Ebisu**
I'll give that 100 for feeling.
**[21:20] Both**
Yay!
**[21:21] Ebisu**
But it'd be a zero on a test.
**[21:23] Both**
And now we're sad.
**[21:25] Haruaki**
You've all got this!
Get that deviation value of 70!
**[21:29] Sano**
Were you actually serious about that?
**[21:31] Haruaki**
We're gonna make ten billion!
**[21:32] Beniko**
Not sure how much just telling
us to do our best is gonna do...
**[21:35] Hijita**
I think I'd be more motivated
if we got something in return.
**[21:38] Haruaki**
Good point...
**[21:39] Haruaki**
Then I'll give you my
special photos of uniforms!
**[21:43] Students**
No thanks...
**[21:44] Ebisu**
Then maybe I'll use my god of fortune
powers to make something happen
**[21:48] Ebisu**
for the students who score in
the top three on the next test.
**[21:57] Haruaki**
I want some of that good luck, too, so I'll
test and make something good happen!
**[22:01] Haruaki**
Gimme uniforms!
**[22:03] Tamao**
You're such a sucker for your desires...
**[22:05] Ebisu**
Ah, so that's how it is...
# 19 - Welcome to the Youkai Train
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Hijita**
Seriously!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[00:03] Hijita**
Let's just do a mermaid café
for the cultural festival!
**[00:07] Nyuudou**
And seriously, we're not doing that!
**[00:10] Sano**
Man, how many hours does it take to decide
what we're doing for the cultural festival?
**[00:15] Hijita**
I'm sure the burden the girls
would have to deal with
**[00:18] Hijita**
for the mermaid café is substantial...
**[00:21] Guys**
Welcome!
**[00:21] Hijita**
But don't worry! We'll wear the outfits, too!
**[00:24] Nyuudou**
No, we won't, and I told
you we're not doing that!
**[00:26] Marilyn**
Why would you even think of
a swimsuit café? You perv.
**[00:31] Yanagida**
I mean... you're not even wearing
clothes, let alone a bathing suit.
**[00:34] Marilyn**
That goes for you, too, you piece of cloth!
**[00:36] Haruaki**
Um...
**[00:38] Haruaki**
How about a uniform café?
**[00:40] All**
That makes no sense and it's lame!
**[00:42] Haruaki**
Did you guys just...
**[00:44] Haruaki**
make light of uniforms?!
**[00:46] Yanagida**
Then...
**[00:47] Yanagida**
I guess we'll just have to
do an explosives café.
**[00:50] All**
Absolutely not!
**[00:53] Principal**
*I'm worried about what Ebisu is up to,*
**[00:56] Principal**
*but Haruaki-kun...*
**[00:58] Principal**
* When Izuna-kun gave me his report,*
* I thought he was joking.*
**[01:02] Principal**
* To think Haruaki-kun was*
* able to expel most of that*
**[01:07] Principal**
* shutendouji's spiritual energy when*
* we could barely seal her away.*
**[01:12] Principal**
*He might be more powerful than I thought.*
**[01:16] Principal**
* Well, maybe I'll invite him*
* out for a drink today.*
**[01:25] Haruaki**
Principal...
**[01:27] Principal**
What do you brats think you're doing?!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[01:31] Haruaki**
So, yeah...
**[01:33] Haruaki**
We were told to make money
to repair the school,
**[01:37] Haruaki**
so we'll have to do some kind of
participation game for the cultural festival.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 19:
"Welcome to the
Youkai Train"
**[03:15] Haruaki**
*It's the weekend before the cultural festival.*
**[03:18] Haruaki**
* I'm out shopping with the members of*
* Class 3 who had to go buy supplies.*
**[03:23] Haruaki**
Oh, everyone's already here.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island Station
**[03:26] Ebisu**
Maybe we showed up a little too early.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island Station
**[03:28] Nyuudou**
Mujina and the others just left the dorm.
**[03:31] Sano**
More importantly...
**[03:32] Sano**
Why did you have to come?
**[03:34] Ebisu**
Why does it matter?
**[03:35] Ebisu**
I'm Class 3's assistant teacher, after all.
**[03:38] Ebisu**
Even if it is temporary.
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island
***SIGN*** Island 1
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** You are here
***SIGN*** Umibouzu Bridge
***SIGN*** Old Hyakki Academy Building
***SIGN*** Island 2
***SIGN*** Mall
**[03:41] Ebisu**
I guess this island has a train.
**[03:44] Haruaki**
This is my first time riding it, too.
**[03:46] Announcement**
*The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly.*
**[03:50] Sano**
Looks like the train's arriving.
**[03:52] Haruaki**
What? Already?
**[03:52] Announcement**
*Please stand behind the yellow line.*
***SIGN*** Time Table
**[03:54] Utagawa**
It's here over ten minutes early.
**[03:56] Takahashi**
Also, that announcement sounded weird.
**[03:57] Announcement**
*The train will be arriving on track 1 shortly.*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island Station
**[04:03] Haruaki**
Oh, well. I guess we can go on ahead.
**[04:09] Haruaki**
This is a very old train.
**[04:11] Ebisu**
I feel a strange presence from this train.
**[04:15] Nyuudou**
I'll contact Mujina and the others.
**[04:19] Mujina**
Huh? I guess Nyuudou and the
others already got on the train.
**[04:22] Tamao**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
**[04:24] Odawara**
Kurahashi-kun, is something wrong?
**[04:26] Kurahashi**
Er...
**[04:28] Kurahashi**
I just have a bad feeling.
**[04:30] Tamao**
Uh, c'mon.
**[04:31] Tamao**
Coming from you, that's not funny.
**[04:35] Haruaki**
Is something wrong, Ebisu-sensei?
**[04:38] Ebisu**
No, it's nothing.
**[04:42] Announcement**
* The doors are closing.*
* Please watch your step.*
**[04:45] Hatanaka**
Whoa! Hey, wait!
**[04:52] Hatanaka**
That was close!
**[04:54] Haruaki**
Izu—Hatanaka-sensei!
**[04:56] Hatanaka**
Class 3.
**[04:58] Hatanaka**
Why are you here?
**[04:59] Haruaki**
We're buying supplies
for the cultural festival.
**[05:01] Haruaki**
Are you by yourself today, Hatanaka-sensei?
**[05:04] Hatanaka**
My wife's back at her family
home with the kids right now.
**[05:06] Hatanaka**
I figured I'd start stocking up on stuff.
**[05:09] Hatanaka**
Our fourth's going to be born soon.
**[05:11] Hatanaka**
But, uh...
**[05:13] Hatanaka**
There's no one else on this train at all, huh?
**[05:15] Nyuudou**
We didn't get on one that's
out of service, did we?
**[05:17] Sano**
It's possible.
**[05:19] Sano**
The last time I followed Seimei,
**[05:21] Sano**
we were supposed to go from Osaka to
Tokyo but somehow ended up in Hakata.
**[05:25] Haruaki**
Sorry about that...
**[05:26] Utagawa**
Oh, thank goodness.
Other people are on this train.
**[05:30] Nyuudou**
Utagawa-san!
**[05:31] Utagawa**
Huh?
**[05:32] Utagawa**
Didn't you guys say you were
going to buy supplies yesterday?
**[05:35] Nyuudou**
Oh, yeah...
**[05:36] Nyuudou**
But none of our schedules matched
up, so we changed it to today.
**[05:40] Nyuudou**
What are you up to?
**[05:41] Utagawa**
Er, I'm...
**[05:44] Takahashi**
Kuniko!
**[05:46] Takahashi**
I went all the way to the other end,
but there weren't any other passengers.
**[05:50] Takahashi**
Oh, hey. People from school.
**[05:53] Takahashi**
And they're making weird faces.
**[05:55] Haruaki**
Wh-Wh-Why are you with
Utagawa-san on a weekend?!
**[06:00] Haruaki**
And you called her Kuniko...
**[06:02] Sano**
Nope. I didn't see a thing.
**[06:04] Hatanaka**
You bastard! Did you put your
paws on one of my students?!
**[06:09] Takahashi**
Wow, you're all quite imaginative.
**[06:11] Utagawa**
Stop laughing and tell them to stop!
**[06:13] Ebisu**
Wow, so basically, you're doing
lewd acts with a minor—
**[06:17] Nyuudou**
Don't say it!
**[06:18] Nyuudou**
U-Utagawa-san, this is some
kind of misunderstanding, right?
**[06:21] Utagawa**
Not you, too, Nyuudou-kun!
**[06:25] All**
You're her guardian?!
**[06:26] Seimei**
You're Utagawa-san's guardian,
Takahashi-sensei?
**[06:28] Takahashi**
Yeah. Gashadokuro are born when
souls of the dead gather.
**[06:33] Takahashi**
I picked her up a few years back,
and I've been her guardian ever since.
**[06:38] Nyuudou**
I see.
**[06:40] Utagawa**
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
**[06:41] Utagawa**
I thought I might make people worry
**[06:43] Utagawa**
if I said I didn't have parents,
so I kept this a secret.
**[06:46] Nyuudou**
Oh... Yeah. I get that.
**[06:49] Utagawa**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:51] Nyuudou**
Huh? It's fine! Don't worry about it.
**[06:54] Haruaki**
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
**[06:56] Nyuudou**
Uh...
**[06:57] Haruaki**
Oh, you don't have to tell
me if you don't want to.
**[07:00] Nyuudou**
Well...
**[07:02] Nyuudou**
I've only really ever told Utagawa-san,
Hijita, and Beniko...
**[07:07] Nyuudou**
But my mom's human, and she
passed away a few years back.
**[07:12] Haruaki**
Huh? I'm so sorry!
**[07:13] Nyuudou**
It's fine. I also didn't tell everyone
because I didn't want you guys to worry.
**[07:18] Nyuudou**
Speaking of families,
I'm curious about yours, Seimei.
**[07:22] Haruaki**
Oh, there's my parents and
my older twin brother!
**[07:25] Utagawa**
What? You have a twin, Sensei?
**[07:28] Nyuudou**
Don't tell me your older brother
also has a uniform fetish...
**[07:31] Haruaki**
Nah... If anything, he might
have a Haruaki fetish...
**[07:36] Nyuudou**
Haruaki fetish?
**[07:37] Haruaki**
What about you, Takahashi-sensei?
**[07:39] Takahashi**
I have totally normal parents and a
younger brother who's a little different.
**[07:43] Takahashi**
You should know my little
brother, Nyuudou-kun.
**[07:47] Takahashi**
He works at your home, after all.
**[07:49] Nyuudou**
Seriously?! I don't remember a Takahashi...
**[07:52] Takahashi**
That's why I know lots about you.
**[07:56] Takahashi**
You last wet the bed when
you were four. It was winter.
**[07:59] Takahashi**
In fourth grade, you couldn't throw
away the love letter a girl gave you,
**[08:03] Takahashi**
so you still keep it in your desk.
**[08:05] Utagawa**
Wait, that's...
**[08:07] Nyuudou**
*Wait, what? Seriously, who the heck?*
**[08:09] Nyuudou**
*I'm gonna kill them.*
**[08:14] Sano**
Once we enter the tunnel,
we'll be there in about five minutes...
**[08:18] Sano**
Huh? My phone's bugging out.
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** No service
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
**[08:21] Announcement**
* Next stop, Graveyard Town.*
* Graveyard Town.*
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Books
**[08:25] Nyuudou**
What? The next stop should be the mall.
**[08:27] Utagawa**
Uh, I've never heard of Graveyard Town.
**[08:31] Haruaki**
Oh, but I can see a station.
**[08:33] Haruaki**
Maybe it's new.
**[08:38] Hatanaka**
Whoa, what the heck?
**[08:40] Haruaki**
Outside! L-L-Look outside!
**[08:44] Hatanaka**
Oh... It's just a horde of skeleton youkai.
**[08:48] Hatanaka**
Though seeing this many
together is a bit creepy.
**[08:50] Utagawa**
But something's strange.
**[08:51] Utagawa**
They're not moving at all. It's almost like...
**[08:55] Takahashi**
Yup. They aren't youkai.
**[08:57] Takahashi**
Those are a bunch of corpses.
**[08:59] Takahashi**
I guess the station's living up to
its name. It's like a graveyard.
**[09:03] Ebisu**
Anyway, think this train is possessed
by youkai or something?
**[09:07] Ebisu**
It came earlier than it was supposed to,
**[09:09] Ebisu**
no one's heard of this station,
and there's a bunch of skeletons.
**[09:12] Ebisu**
Also, we're the only passengers,
which is unnatural.
**[09:15] Ebisu**
It's almost as if this train wants
us to join the skeletons.
**[09:21] Takahashi**
Well, this isn't good. I have an
operation scheduled tonight.
**[09:29] Hatanaka**
I've had enough of this.
**[09:31] Haruaki**
Izuna-kun?
**[09:32] Hatanaka**
Hey! Stupid driver!
**[09:34] Hatanaka**
Where are you taking us?!
**[09:39] Hatanaka**
Okay, I'm gonna slice open this door
and beat the crap outta the driver!
**[09:44] Sano**
Hatanaka's the type of guy who
dies first in a panic horror film.
**[09:48] Nyuudou**
Yup.
**[09:51] Hatanaka**
Hey, you! What are you...
**[09:52] Haruaki**
Wow, that's amazing!
There's a uniform just floating here!
**[09:55] Hatanaka**
Don't get excited over that!
**[09:57] Hatanaka**
But why isn't there anyone in the uniform?
**[10:00] Haruaki**
M-Maybe it's an invisible person youkai?
**[10:04] Ebisu**
No, an invisible person's
body would still be there,
**[10:07] Ebisu**
but this is more like a uniform
that's just floating.
**[10:11] Takahashi**
Looks like something's controlling it.
**[10:14] Takahashi**
That's great!
**[10:15] Takahashi**
I'm getting a bit aroused...
er, I mean... I'm getting excited!
**[10:20] Haruaki**
That's loud!
**[10:21] Takahashi**
A train whistle?
**[10:24] Hatanaka**
Huh?
**[10:26] Takahashi**
Whoa, what's going on?!
**[10:28] Utagawa**
Akira-san! Hatanaka-sensei!
**[10:30] Haruaki**
Marshmallow!
**[10:31] Takahashi**
Oh, dear. Looks like we're
being whisked away.
**[10:33] Hatanaka**
No way! Wait!
**[10:34] Marshmallow**
But why me?!
**[10:35] Haruaki**
You guys!
**[10:36] Hatanaka**
Don't leave me with Takahashi!
**[10:38] Sano**
Damn it. They took all the guys who probably
wouldn't die even if you killed them.
**[10:42] Haruaki**
It won't open! You dumb train!
**[10:44] Haruaki**
What're you planning to
do with those three?!
**[10:46] Ebisu**
Actually...
**[10:47] Ebisu**
Maybe the train wasn't after those three.
**[10:50] Ebisu**
Maybe it wanted us.
**[10:53] Hatanaka**
Where the hell is it taking us?!
**[10:56] Takahashi**
I think if we go any, further we'll be...
**[10:59] Takahashi**
outside.
**[11:00] Marshmallow**
Outside!
**[11:02] Takahashi**
Hatanaka-kun! Turn back into a weasel!
**[11:06] Takahashi**
And we're safe.
**[11:07] Hatanaka**
What the hell's the train trying to do?!
**[11:10] Hatanaka**
Don't let us ride if you're
just gonna toss us out!
**[11:12] Takahashi**
Actually, I think this basically
confirms what this train wanted to do.
**[11:16] Hatanaka**
Huh?
**[11:17] Ebisu**
The ones here all have something
other than youkai blood or souls.
**[11:24] Ebisu**
The three of us... well, it goes without saying.
**[11:27] Ebisu**
And Utagawa-san is a gashadokuro,
which is a bunch of human souls together...
**[11:33] Ebisu**
while Nyuudou-kun is half human.
**[11:37] Ebisu**
So, yeah. This train was probably
drawn to those other than youkai.
**[11:43] Haruaki**
Wait, does that mean this train is...
**[11:48] Ebisu**
Yeah, it probably wants to eat us.
**[11:51] Ebisu**
Well, this sucks.
**[11:53] Hatanaka**
I see.
**[11:55] Hatanaka**
So basically, it spit us out because it
considered us pure youkai foreign objects.
**[11:59] Takahashi**
It's like this train itself is a body.
**[12:05] Hatanaka**
Damn it! Let's hurry and
stop this monster train!
**[12:08] Takahashi**
I'm so excited to examine a train!
**[12:13] Hatanaka**
The hell is this?
**[12:15] Takahashi**
It's a dining car. How nostalgic!
**[12:18] Marshmallow**
There's some clothes floating.
**[12:21] Takahashi**
This car wasn't here before...
**[12:23] Hatanaka**
I guess the inside changed.
**[12:26] Takahashi**
Hey. If this train's alive,
maybe this will work?
**[12:31] Hatanaka**
Hey!
**[12:35] Hatanaka**
Could you ask me for permission
before doing anything?!
**[12:38] Hatanaka**
I'll be sure to tell you no!
**[12:39] Marshmallow**
Hey!
**[12:41] Takahashi**
Aw, they seem mad.
**[12:43] Hatanaka**
Of course they are!
**[12:44] Takahashi**
I'd love to take my time examining you guys,
**[12:48] Takahashi**
but I'd rather not have Kuniko and
the others get eaten by this train.
**[12:52] Takahashi**
So...
**[12:53] Takahashi**
I'll make these examinations quick.
**[12:56] Hatanaka**
I'm way more scared of you
than this monster train!
**[13:00] Marshmallow**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[13:12] Hatanaka**
Well, this is a lot.
**[13:13] Hatanaka**
Maybe we went too far.
**[13:15] Takahashi**
Looks like it.
**[13:17] Hatanaka**
Well, anyway, we need to
get back to the others.
**[13:24] Hatanaka**
Or I guess it's not gonna be that easy.
**[13:27] Takahashi**
A sleeper car?
**[13:29] Takahashi**
This wasn't here earlier, either.
**[13:31] Hatanaka**
You know... I smell something sweet.
**[13:37] Marshmallow**
What's wrong, four-eyes?
**[13:39] Marshmallow**
Wait, why are you asleep?!
**[13:40] Marshmallow**
Is your belly full?
**[13:42] Marshmallow**
Wake up!
**[13:44] Takahashi**
Looks like it didn't work on you, Marshmallow...
**[13:47] Takahashi**
since you're a plant.
**[13:50] Takahashi**
Seems like this scent is luring us to sleep.
**[13:56] Takahashi**
I managed to stay awake because I quickly
stabbed myself with this stimulant...
**[14:00] Takahashi**
But this isn't good.
**[14:02] Takahashi**
I'm so tremendously tired
that my body won't move.
**[14:08] Marshmallow**
Let him go, you old ladies!
**[14:10] Marshmallow**
That four-eyes is a married man!
**[14:13] Marshmallow**
This would be cheating!
**[14:16] Takahashi**
You're not a youkai, are you?
**[14:19] Takahashi**
Are you what's left of a human
that was taken in by this train?
**[14:23] Takahashi**
Unfortunate...
**[14:25] Takahashi**
If I could move my body, I'd examine
every single inch of a beauty like you.
**[14:32] Haruaki**
I wonder if Marshmallow
and the others are okay.
**[14:34] Utagawa**
Well, Akira-san is with them.
**[14:36] Haruaki**
He probably wouldn't die
even if Earth was destroyed.
**[14:39] Utagawa**
Actually, he's more like the type
that would die laughing.
**[14:43] Ebisu**
Hey.
**[14:44] Ebisu**
This isn't the time to worry about others.
**[14:47] Shadow**
Onboard sales. Would you like
a boxed lunch or some tea?
**[14:52] Nyuudou**
Wh-What the...
**[14:55] Nyuudou**
The heck are these hands?!
**[14:56] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun! Utagawa-san!
**[14:58] Nyuudou**
Damn it! Are you trying
to take us somewhere, too?
**[15:01] Haruaki**
The door's shutting again!
**[15:03] Haruaki**
I won't let you!
**[15:05] Ebisu**
Oh, dear.
**[15:06] Ebisu**
Looks like Abe-sensei went, too.
**[15:09] Ebisu**
Goodness. It's honestly pathetic...
**[15:13] Ebisu**
what a pushover he is.
**[15:17] Sano**
He is.
**[15:19] Sano**
He's just like how you used to be.
**[15:25] Haruaki**
Let go!
**[15:26] Haruaki**
I'm not letting go until you do!
**[15:28] Haruaki**
Don't underestimate my persistence!
**[15:30] Haruaki**
You want me to hang on to
you the rest of your life?!
***SIGN*** Conductor
**[15:34] Haruaki**
*A conductor?*
**[15:35] Haruaki**
*This may not work, but...*
**[15:37] Haruaki**
Mr. Conductor! Someone got on
the very first car without paying!
**[15:47] Utagawa**
It disappeared...
**[15:48] Utagawa**
I wonder if it went to catch
the person who didn't pay.
**[15:51] Haruaki**
I guess we're safe for now.
**[15:53] Nyuudou**
Uh, the ones in the very front car
are Sano and Ebisu-sensei, right?
**[15:56] Utagawa**
Hopefully we can get in touch
with the others somehow.
**[16:00] Nyuudou**
But we can't use our phones...
**[16:04] Haruaki**
I know!
**[16:06] Sano**
So...
**[16:07] Sano**
Why did these hands come back?
**[16:10] Ebisu**
Maybe...
**[16:12] Ebisu**
it came back because it ate
Abe-sensei and the others.
**[16:16] Haruaki**
*Ding dong dang dong!*
**[16:18] Haruaki**
*Ah, ah, mic check. Mic check.*
**[16:21] Haruaki**
*Sailor, sailor, I'm Haruaki!*
**[16:23] Ebisu**
Well, he's super chipper.
**[16:25] Haruaki**
* I need the following people to*
* get up on the roof immediately:*
**[16:29] Haruaki**
*Mikoto Sano-kun, Isaburou Ebisu-kun.*
**[16:33] Haruaki**
* Izuna Hatanaka-kun, Akira*
* Takahashi-kun, Marshmallow-kun.*
**[16:40] Gashadokuro**
Upsy-daisy.
**[16:42] Gashadokuro**
Here you go.
**[16:45] Haruaki**
Okay. We won't get separated
by the doors up here.
**[16:49] Haruaki**
We're safe.
**[16:50] Nyuudou**
Or not!
**[16:55] Ebisu**
Did we get you?
**[16:56] Haruaki**
Sano-kun! Ebisu-sensei!
**[16:59] Haruaki**
Did you beat that conductor?
**[17:01] Sano**
Of course.
**[17:02] Sano**
Where are Hatanaka and the others?
**[17:05] Utagawa**
Did this thing really kill the others?
**[17:08] Ebisu**
Mii-kun, look out!
**[17:11] Ebisu**
Looks like it's trying to kill us for real now.
**[17:14] Sano**
Th-Thank—
**[17:14] Ebisu**
Watch out! It's coming again!
**[17:18] Nyuudou**
Where are those even coming from?!
**[17:19] Nyuudou**
We're in a tunnel!
**[17:22] Nyuudou**
I can't dodge it!
**[17:24] Hatanaka**
Keep your heads down!
**[17:28] Haruaki**
Izuna-kun!
**[17:29] Hatanaka**
Hey! We were finally able to regroup.
**[17:32] Takahashi**
Oh, there you are.
**[17:35] Marshmallow**
Seimei-kun!
**[17:37] Haruaki**
Thank goodness! You're all safe!
**[17:40] Marshmallow**
Yeah. I thought we were done for, but...
**[17:45] Marshmallow**
* Oh, no! They're gonna get eaten*
* if we don't do something!*
**[17:49] Takahashi**
Ah, so you're the type
that eats the neck first.
**[17:53] Marshmallow**
*In that case...*
**[17:56] (Flashback) Marshmallow**
Take this!
**[17:58] (Flashback) Marshmallow**
The rafflesia is the world's biggest
flower, and it's super stinky!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Marshmallow**
Huh? It didn't work?
**[18:06] (Flashback) Takahashi**
No, it's working.
**[18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Thanks to you, I can finally move again.
**[18:18] Takahashi**
So yeah, Marshmallow did great.
**[18:22] Marshmallow**
Well, part of me thinks you probably
should've gotten eaten there.
**[18:26] Haruaki**
Thanks for saving those two!
**[18:28] Haruaki**
I'm so proud of you! You did so good!
**[18:32] Hatanaka**
That aside, what are we going to do now?
**[18:36] Haruaki**
I have the power to exorcise youkai.
**[18:40] Haruaki**
I'll explain later.
**[18:42] Haruaki**
Right now, I'd like all of you to work
together to find out what this train really is.
**[18:46] Takahashi**
I'm very curious now,
**[18:48] Takahashi**
but for the time being,
I guess I should just listen to you.
**[18:55] Takahashi**
My eyes don't just appear on me.
**[18:59] Takahashi**
I can make them appear
on anything I'm touching,
**[19:03] Takahashi**
and they can see souls you usually
can't see, as well as spiritual power.
**[19:07] Takahashi**
But... huh?
**[19:08] Takahashi**
I checked every inch of this train, but I
can't find a source of spiritual energy.
**[19:14] Ebisu**
In that case...
**[19:16] Ebisu**
Nyuudou-kun, you're a youkai
with good eyesight, right?
**[19:19] Nyuudou**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:21] Ebisu**
Then can you see up ahead in the darkness?
**[19:30] Nyuudou**
Wait! I see it!
**[19:32] Nyuudou**
Something is pulling this train!
**[19:34] Nyuudou**
That's... a kasha?
**[19:36] Small Old Man**
Heave-ho.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[19:38] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[19:40] Small Old Man**
Kasha.
**[19:41] Small Old Man**
A youkai that appears at funerals
and graveyards and steals corpses.
**[19:46] Haruaki**
But if it's this dark, no one other
than Nyuudou-kun can see it.
**[19:50] Ebisu**
Then... I guess it's my turn.
**[19:53] Ebisu**
I'll bring you to that thing, Abe-sensei.
**[19:56] Haruaki**
Ebisu-sensei, can you see the kasha?
**[19:58] Ebisu**
Not at all.
**[20:00] Ebisu**
But I'm sure if I jump, I'll get there.
**[20:03] Haruaki**
What?! Should you be that confident?!
**[20:05] Ebisu**
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
**[20:07] Ebisu**
Because I have good luck.
**[20:10] Ebisu**
See?
**[20:11] Haruaki**
Oh, right. You're a god of fortune.
**[20:16] Haruaki**
* So this is a kasha... It looks nothing*
* like the picture in the dictionary.*
**[20:20] Ebisu**
Okay, now show me your powers.
**[20:25] Haruaki**
Come forth...
**[20:28] Haruaki**
Power to exorcise demons.
**[20:30] Utako**
What is that light?
**[20:33] Haruaki**
You must've ended up like this
because you got too overwhelmed.
**[20:38] Haruaki**
You must've been in a lot of pain.
**[20:40] Haruaki**
Okay, we're at the final stop.
**[20:59] Haruaki**
*So that's your original form...*
**[21:02] Haruaki**
* Make sure you don't do this*
* again when you're reborn, okay?*
**[21:14] Tamao**
Seimei!
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Akisame-kun?!
**[21:20] Haruaki**
What's wrong?
**[21:21] Tamao**
That's my line!
**[21:23] Kurahashi**
Why are you all asleep here?
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy Island Station
**[21:26] Haruaki**
Huh? The station?!
**[21:27] Haruaki**
Then it was all a dream?
**[21:30] Takahashi**
Nah, we're still hurt, so it wasn't a dream.
**[21:34] Utagawa**
Look!
**[21:36] Haruaki**
That's... The mountain
that had a tunnel in it.
**[21:40] Haruaki**
Those lights were the souls
eaten by the kasha...
**[21:44] Haruaki**
I wonder if they're able to move on...
**[21:46] Sano**
Okay, so let's finally go shopping.
**[21:49] Takahashi**
By the way, weren't you carrying bags?
**[21:54] Haruaki**
I left them on the train seat!
**[21:56] Nyuudou**
You're kidding, right?! All of our bags
got passed on to the next world, too?!
**[22:00] Haruaki**
Oh, no... The money for the
supplies was also in my bag!
**[22:04] Haruaki**
Hey, wait!
**[22:05] Haruaki**
Don't pass on just yet!
# 20 - The Night Parade Cultural Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Haruaki**
* The cultural festival at Hyakki*
* Academy is about to begin!*
***SIGN*** Photo
Studio
***SIGN*** Candy
Store
***SIGN*** Spica
***SIGN*** Box Office
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Basketball
Team
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
**[00:05] Haruaki**
* With everyone busy preparing for*
* tomorrow's Night Parade Cultural Festival,*
**[00:09] Haruaki**
*the whole school is in party mode this week!*
**[00:12] Haruaki**
*Today, we're in the home stretch!*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[01:45] Haruaki**
I bought some late-night snacks!
**[01:47] Haruaki**
Wait, are you guys okay?
**[01:49] Marshmallow**
Is Class 3 doin' a haunted house?
The guys playing the corpses are really good.
***SIGN*** Episode 20
"The Night Parade
Cultural Festival"
**[01:53] Haruaki**
Uh, there really are corpses everywhere!
**[01:57] Haruaki**
Are you guys okay?
**[01:58] Nyuudou**
No, we're not.
**[02:00] Nyuudou**
We've been preparing every day
this week. How are *you* okay?
**[02:04] Haruaki's Brain**
*Adrenalin-lin!*
**[02:06] Haruaki**
Maybe my brain's just too
worked up with excitement!
**[02:09] Nyuudou**
Bet he's the type that can't sleep
the night before a field trip.
**[02:12] Utagawa**
Then we'll just have to get him
to work even harder for us.
**[02:15] Nyuudou**
Yeah. Okay, help us
make the wallpaper here.
**[02:19] Haruaki**
Okay!
**[02:21] Haruaki**
*Thank goodness.*
**[02:22] Haruaki**
* Even after everything, Nyuudou-kun and*
* Utagawa-san are the same as usual.*
***SIGN*** A Few Days Ago
**[02:27] Nyuudou**
I see.
**[02:29] Nyuudou**
So you're the descendant of the
great onmyouji Abe no Seimei,
**[02:33] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
and you inherited the power
to exorcise youkai.
**[02:36] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
You've been hired by the principal to
learn how to properly use those powers.
**[02:40] (Flashback) Haruaki**
That's pretty much it.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Nothing like the rumors at all, then.
**[02:46] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Rumors?
***SIGN*** Dad
**[02:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
We heard that the principal
owed your parents money,
**[02:49] Haruaki**
I got a giant booger!
**[02:51] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
so he couldn't say no when it came
to hiring their failure of a son.
**[02:54] (Flashback) Utagawa**
And that you were a new
type of uniform youkai
**[02:57] (Flashback) Utagawa**
that the principal hired because he
was just so intrigued at your rarity.
**[03:01] (Flashback) Haruaki**
What do you all actually think of me?
**[03:04] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
But why'd you keep this a secret?
**[03:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
W-Well...
**[03:09] (Flashback) Sano**
You guys would all be scared
if you knew he had that power.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Sano**
If the students he became close
to were to push him away...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Well... Yeah, that would be rough.
**[03:21] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I can't blame you guys for being scared.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Haruaki**
It's like being next to
someone holding a time bomb.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Utagawa**
But we would've died back there with
the kasha if it wasn't for you, Sensei.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Maybe that's exactly why the
principal brought you here.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Utagawa**
To help us during those times.
**[03:38] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
For example, Seimei...
**[03:40] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
What do you think when you see my face?
**[03:43] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I-I think you're a handsome guy.
**[03:45] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Huh? Th-Thanks... Wait, no!
**[03:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Before you came to this school,
if you happened to pass by me at night,
**[03:52] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
you would've run away, right?
**[03:53] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
At the least, if we knew about your powers
the day you became our teacher,
**[03:56] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
we'd probably all be on guard.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
But we've been watching you do
the best you can as our teacher.
**[04:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
In other words, you're amazing.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
So let's stop the bootlicking.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
That was sorta cheesy, huh?
**[04:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
With these looks, I guess I can't help myself.
**[04:19] (Flashback) Haruaki**
You're so cool!
**[04:21] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
R-Really?
**[04:23] Renjou**
Everyone, your outfits
for tomorrow are ready.
**[04:25] Renjou**
Could you try them on... Oh?
**[04:28] Renjou**
Are you the only ones here?
**[04:29] Nyuudou**
The people in clubs have
their club projects, too,
**[04:32] Nyuudou**
so that's where they are now.
**[04:34] Renjou**
Well, that just won't do.
**[04:36] Mandragora**
Yay!
**[04:37] Haruaki**
So, yeah...
**[04:39] Haruaki**
We got asked to get the ones in clubs
because we have nothing better to do.
**[04:42] Sano**
You're the only one with nothing better to do.
**[04:44] Sano**
I'm just tagging along so you don't get lost.
***SIGN*** Spica
***SIGN*** Small Theater
***SIGN*** Spica
***SIGN*** Candy
Store
***SIGN*** Table Tennis
Club
***SIGN*** Candy
Store
***SIGN*** Photo Studio
***SIGN*** Tons of
photo spots!
**[04:48] Haruaki**
Wow, it doesn't even look
like the gym anymore!
***SIGN*** Minigames
**[04:52] Toubyou**
Hey, what's up? Come to check up on us?
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
***SIGN*** Minigames
**[04:55] Haruaki**
What's the basketball team going to do?
***SIGN*** Big Eater
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
***SIGN*** ~Get a prize if you beat our captain~
***SIGN*** Seeking only
the strong
***SIGN*** No time
for the weak
**[04:57] Toubyou**
We're doing an eating contest
against our captain.
**[05:00] Haruaki**
Why is he the captain
of the basketball team?
**[05:03] Toubyou**
Oh, yeah. You should give this
a shot tomorrow, Marshmallow.
***SIGN*** ~Get a prize if you beat our captain~
***SIGN*** Big Eater
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
***SIGN*** Seeking only
the strong
***SIGN*** No time
for the weak
**[05:07] Toubyou**
You'll make this a huge hit!
***SIGN*** ~Get a prize if you beat our captain~
***SIGN*** ~Get a prize if you beat our captain~
**[05:08] Toubyou**
Captain, this mandragora's a big eater, too!
***SIGN*** ~Get a prize if you beat our captain~
**[05:12] Captain**
Uh-huh...
**[05:14] Captain**
Yeah, but... you're just a plant.
**[05:19] Haruaki**
H-He just provoked Marshmallow!
**[05:21] Marshmallow**
I know better than to fall for
your silly provocations.
**[05:26] Marshmallow**
You're nothing but a background character.
**[05:29] Haruaki**
You're insanely pissed...
**[05:33] Haruaki**
Oh, yeah. Toubyou-kun,
blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
***SIGN*** Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
**[05:38] Haruaki**
Could you go back to the
classroom for a bit?
**[05:40] Toubyou**
Got it! I'll be done in about ten minutes,
so you guys can head back first.
**[05:44] Mandragora**
Dunk!
**[05:46] Haruaki**
Are there any other kids
from our class in the gym?
**[05:49] Sano**
I think someone from the drama club...
**[05:51] Fuji**
Huh? What are you doing here?
**[05:53] Haruaki**
Fuji-kun!
**[05:54] Sano**
You're in a club?
**[05:56] Fuji**
Nope. I'm just helping out the drama club.
***SIGN*** Drama Club
***SIGN*** Small Theater
***SIGN*** Spica
***SIGN*** Box Office
**[05:59] Fuji**
They only have guys right now, so they didn't
have enough people to do the women's roles.
***SIGN*** Womanly Desires Spiral
in This Tale of Love and Hate
A Youkai Hostess Club Tale
The Butterfly and the Garden
**[06:05] Fuji**
This is the movie that's going to play.
**[06:07] Haruaki**
This movie is about... a hostess club?
**[06:09] Sano**
But why when the club is just a bunch of guys?
**[06:12] Fuji**
The plot...
***SIGN*** Three
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** One
**[06:18] Fuji**
is a love-hate story about
a guy whose wife left him,
***SIGN*** Life-Going-Nowhere
Protagonist
President
**[06:21] Fuji**
so he tries to get the hostess he
fell for into the number one spot.
**[06:24] Haruaki**
That's not a story that should be
told at a high school festival!
***SIGN*** The Heroine Hostess
Touya Fuji
**[06:27] Fuji**
I know you're a great guy, President.
**[06:29] Haruaki**
So you're the heroine, Fuji-kun?
**[06:31] Fuji**
You'll see some other familiar faces, too.
**[06:34] Miki**
You'll always be fifth-rate because
you bother with guys like him.
***SIGN*** The Heroine's Rival
No. 1 Hostess
Rintarou Miki
**[06:37] Zashiki**
You don't need to worry about
a pathetic woman like her.
***SIGN*** Waiter
Beniko Zashiki
**[06:41] Haruaki**
If you didn't have enough girls,
why did you have the girls play guy roles?
**[06:46] Fuji**
So, yeah. Come see us tomorrow.
**[06:49] Sano**
Nah, I'm good.
**[06:50] Ageha**
Abe-sensei!
**[06:53] Haruaki**
Oh, the TV crew from that one time!
**[06:55] Ageha**
Hey! It's been a while!
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
**[06:57] Ageha**
We're going to be doing a feature on
the Hyakki Academy cultural festival!
**[07:01] Ageha**
That's why we're here. See you later!
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
**[07:04] Haruaki**
Wow, a TV crew is actually here...
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
***SIGN*** Diner
**[07:07] Sano**
All right, the only other one
in a club is... Yanagida.
**[07:11] Sano**
I'm pretty sure Yanagida was making the
world's biggest firework in the science club...
**[07:16] Haruaki**
Let's just get Yanagida-kun later.
**[07:17] Sano**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
***SIGN*** Fire
**[07:22] Utagawa**
Isn't this a bit short?
**[07:24] Hijita**
You look super cute!
**[07:26] Tamao**
Your groveling paid off, Hijita!
**[07:28] Utagawa**
Beniko-chan will be here soon.
***SIGN*** Fight
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** Rage Gauge
***SIGN*** Rage Gauge
***SIGN*** Rage Gauge
***SIGN*** Rage Gauge
**[07:30] Hijita**
Beniko in a Chinese dress will probably look
like a character from a fighting game.
**[07:38] Zashiki**
In that case, I'll be a hidden character, thanks.
**[07:40] Nyuudou**
Hey, you look cute.
**[07:42] Nyuudou**
Doesn't she look cute, Hijita?
**[07:44] Hijita**
Yeah... N-Not bad...
**[07:46] Zashiki**
And yet you're thinking,
**[07:48] Zashiki**
"Huh? She's kinda hot.
Even if she has no boobs."
**[07:52] Zashiki**
Thanks.
**[07:53] Hijita**
* Could you not read exactly*
* what's on my mind, please?*
**[07:56] Zashiki**
You're up next, boys.
**[07:58] Mandragora**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[08:00] Haruaki**
They're done changing!
**[08:04] Utagawa**
You two look so cool!
**[08:06] Hijita**
Yeah, those two look cool, but...
**[08:10] Hijita**
Why didn't you even try with our outfits?
**[08:12] Utagawa**
Sorry, our budget ran out.
**[08:15] Yanagida**
Hey, did you call?
**[08:17] Sano**
Gah! Yanagida!
**[08:18] Yanagida**
I heard you were looking for me, Sensei.
**[08:21] Haruaki**
Yanagida-kun... What do
you have in your hands?
**[08:23] Yanagida**
Oh, it's the stuff to make
the world's biggest firework,
**[08:26] Yanagida**
but I'm still in the process
of mixing everything.
**[08:29] Sano**
Don't!
**[08:35] Announcement**
*It is now the next day.*
**[08:36] Announcement**
* Any students still on campus need to turn*
* in a permission form to sleep over.*
**[08:43] Shikajima**
What? You're still here, Class 3?
**[08:46] Tamao**
Oh, hey. You guys finished at Class 2?
**[08:49] Shikajima**
Uh... More importantly...
**[08:52] Shikajima**
What are you guys even doing for the festival?
**[08:57] Tamao**
I'd like to know myself.
**[08:59] Hijita**
I have a great idea!
***SIGN*** Class 2-3's Presentation
A Modern Art Exhibit
Theme: "Explosions and Rebirth"
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[09:03] Hijita**
How 'bout that?
**[09:04] All**
Yeah, right!
**[09:06] Tamao**
Even if the outfits and props are
done, if our stage looks like this...
**[09:11] Haruaki**
Stage...
**[09:13] Haruaki**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the
***SIGN*** Empire of Dreams
**[09:16] Ageha**
I hear Class 2-4 built an amusement park.
**[09:20] Nezumi-sensei**
We call it The Empire of Dreams: Mousey Land.
**[09:23] Nezumi-sensei**
We kinda pushed it a bit...
**[09:24] Haruaki**
Ageha-san!
**[09:26] Ageha**
What's the matter, Abe-sensei?
**[09:28] Nezumi-sensei**
Hey! Don't interrupt my squeakin' interview!
**[09:31] Haruaki**
I have a favor to ask.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Reporting Live from
Hyakki Academy's
Night Parade Cultural Festival!!
***SIGN*** Reporter: Nakano
**[09:44] Nakano**
I am currently at Hyakki
Academy's cultural festival.
**[09:48] Nakano**
Today and tomorrow, many youkai
from all over the country
**[09:53] Nakano**
will be coming to Hyakki Academy Island to
enjoy the Night Parade Cultural Festival!
**[09:59] Nakano**
Now, let's catch someone for an interview.
**[10:02] Nakano**
Oh, excuse me, sir.
**[10:04] Karasuma**
Huh? Me?
***SIGN*** Candied Apples
***SIGN*** Specialty Grilled Squid
**[10:06] Nakano**
What are you looking forward
to the most today?
**[10:09] Karasuma**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
Night Parade Cultural Festival
**[10:11] Karasuma**
Probably eating all the free food I can
**[10:14] Karasuma**
using these tickets I worked
so hard on forging yesterday.
**[10:20] Principal**
Oh, really? I'll be taking those tickets.
**[10:23] Mandragora**
Zoom!
**[10:25] Karasuma**
Oh, come on! You can cut me some slack
during the cultural festival, at least!
**[10:28] Principal**
So, uh... what name are
you going by currently?
**[10:32] Karasuma**
I'm currently Ranmaru Karasuma.
**[10:35] Principal**
In that case, Ranmaru-san...
**[10:37] Principal**
I'm on my way to observe Haruaki-kun's class.
**[10:40] Principal**
Would you like to tag along?
**[10:42] Karasuma**
Well, well... It's rare for you to
invite me out on a date, Acchan.
***SIGN*** Human Labyrinth
**[10:48] Karasuma**
A human labyrinth?
**[10:50] Principal**
All I know about it is that it's
some kind of escape room.
**[10:53] Principal**
Haruaki-kun suddenly asked me yesterday
**[10:55] Principal**
to connect the classroom
with a certain place.
**[10:58] Karasuma**
So once we go past these doors,
it leads to somewhere else?
***SIGN*** Pricing
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[11:04] Hijita**
Ooh! Welcome, sir!
**[11:07] Hijita**
If you don't have a ticket,
it's 300 yen each or 500 yen for two buddies.
***SIGN*** Box Office
**[11:11] Hijita**
As for couples...
**[11:12] Karasuma**
There's even a couple's discount?
**[11:15] Hijita**
Nah. Couples have to pay 1,000 yen per person.
**[11:18] Hijita**
If you were previously in
a relationship, 700 yen.
**[11:21] Hijita**
If you're the ace of a sports team, 600 yen.
**[11:23] Hijita**
If you're a hot guy, 2,000 yen.
**[11:24] Hijita**
If you're not a virgin, 5,000 yen.
**[11:26] Karasuma**
Those sure are some hate-filled prices.
**[11:30] Hijita**
Well? You're both pretty old.
I'm sure you have plenty of experience.
**[11:34] Principal**
Oh, there's my ticket. Let us in, please.
***SIGN*** Did you think that ticket was real?
I stayed up late making those
They're fake, you moron
Forged tickets
They're seriously fake?
They're pretty well made.
Wow
Forged Tickets
***SIGN*** No
Trespassing
**[11:41] Principal**
This is quite the set.
**[11:44] Hijita**
At first, we had a cardboard
maze, but that got destroyed.
**[11:47] Ageha**
Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
**[11:48] Hijita**
Seimei asked a buddy of his who works at
a TV station to help us borrow a TV studio.
**[11:49] Ageha**
OMG, thank you so much!
**[11:53] Hijita**
Oh, yeah! Before you go in...
**[12:00] Principal**
Huh?
**[12:01] Hijita**
The purpose of this maze is
not to escape it, but rather,
**[12:04] Hijita**
you must find the key to
unlock your handcuffs.
**[12:06] Principal**
What? Then I'd rather do this alone.
**[12:10] Hijita**
If you want to do it alone,
these are your restraints.
**[12:13] Principal**
Ah, then pair it is.
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[12:15] Hijita**
All right! Have a great time!
***SIGN*** Exit
**[12:22] Principal**
Did you just hear a scream?
**[12:25] Haruaki**
*Welcome to the Human Labyrinth.*
**[12:27] Haruaki**
*I am the manager here, Mysteryaki.*
**[12:30] Marshmallow**
*I'm his assistant, Mysterymallow.*
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** Meat Roll Alley
***SIGN*** Take a photo
with a cute uniform!
**[12:32] Haruaki**
* My students in this labyrinth will be*
* playing either a youkai or a human.*
**[12:39] Haruaki**
*The ones playing students have keys,*
**[12:42] Haruaki**
*so if you find any, ask them if they are human.*
**[12:46] Haruaki**
*But you can only ask them once.*
**[12:48] Haruaki**
*If you're wrong, you fail.*
**[12:50] Marshmallow**
* Also, if you don't find them*
* within 30 minutes, you fail.*
**[12:54] Haruaki**
*If you fail, as punishment,*
**[12:56] Haruaki**
* you will have to enjoy the rest of the*
* festival today wearing a cute uniform.*
**[13:01] Haruaki**
*Also, you'll have to take a photo with me.*
**[13:05] Haruaki**
* Also, there are people giving out hints,*
* so getting a hint from them is one strategy.*
**[13:10] Haruaki**
* Now, I will give you a hint myself for*
* listening to my whole explanation.*
**[13:14] Haruaki**
*I am a human, and Marshmallow is a youkai.*
**[13:17] Marshmallow**
*Yup.*
**[13:18] Haruaki**
*That is all. Do your best out there.*
**[13:21] Karasuma**
They put way more work
into this than I thought.
**[13:23] Principal**
A cute uniform? You can't be serious.
**[13:26] Principal**
I have my pride as the principal.
**[13:30] Momoyama**
And you're out of time.
**[13:32] Toubyou**
You'll be punished with uniforms!
**[13:34] Momoyama**
We'll let you be humiliated
in front of the masses.
**[13:39] Randos**
No! We don't want to end up like Class 3!
**[13:42] Karasuma**
I'm probably the last person
who should bring this up,
**[13:42] Randos**
Just kill me now!
**[13:45] Karasuma**
but what are you teaching your teachers?
**[13:48] Principal**
A-Anyway, let's look for some hints.
**[13:55] Principal**
And what are you two doing?
**[13:58] Hatanaka**
We could ask you the same thing.
**[14:00] Hatanaka**
Haruaki said he wanted us
to come, so we came.
**[14:03] Miki**
And he gave us free tickets.
**[14:05] Principal**
Surprising, considering Haruaki-kun
is stingy and could've easily gotten
**[14:09] Principal**
a not-virgin fee of 5,000 yen from Izuna-kun...
**[14:12] Karasuma**
Are you not a not-virgin?
**[14:14] Miki**
Leave me be!
**[14:16] Principal**
Just what is that fool plotting?
**[14:20] Hatanaka**
More importantly, we
don't have time for this.
**[14:23] Miki**
That's right! We're going
to fail in ten minutes!
**[14:25] Mamekichi**
Hints!
**[14:27] Mamekichi**
I've got hints for you guys! Get your hints!
**[14:29] Tamao**
Hints, hints, hints!
**[14:30] Miki**
Hey, hint guys! Give us a hint!
**[14:32] Mamekichi**
Only if you correctly answer this question.
***SIGN*** Fish
**[14:35] Hatanaka**
You're not gonna tell us for free?!
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
**[14:37] Mamekichi**
Here's your question!
***SIGN*** Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
**[14:39] Mamekichi**
Here is a test answer sheet from an
idiot I know who always scores 0%.
**[14:44] Hatanaka**
You also always get 0%.
**[14:46] Mamekichi**
But he happened to miraculously
score a five on this test!
***SIGN*** Question 3
***SIGN*** Language
***SIGN*** Question 1
***SIGN*** Question 2
***SIGN*** Class 2-3 Akisame
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** Kanpamella
***SIGN*** Jovanya
***SIGN*** Question 3
***SIGN*** Question 3
**[14:50] Mamekichi**
Within a minute, guess the name of the novel
**[14:52] Mamekichi**
the test was about from
the answers on this sheet.
**[14:55] Hatanaka**
How the hell should we know?!
**[14:57] Miki**
Wait... The answers for these questions...
**[14:59] Miki**
They're probably kanji vocab
questions from a reading passage.
**[15:03] Miki**
Only idiots know how other idiots think.
**[15:05] Miki**
Hatanaka-kun, can you figure
out Akisame-kun's answers?
***SIGN*** Star-looking pole
***SIGN*** Drain
***SIGN*** Question 5
***SIGN*** Hattori
***SIGN*** Ruttori
***SIGN*** Cube sugar
***SIGN*** Some smart jerk named Osamu with Miya and
Shaku in
his name
**[15:10] Hatanaka**
Let's see...
**[15:11] Hatanaka**
Star-looking pole... Oh, a telescope.
***SIGN*** Telescope
**[15:14] Hatanaka**
"Drain" is probably "train" miswritten.
***SIGN*** Train
**[15:16] Hatanaka**
Some smart jerk named Osamu with
Miya and Shaku in his name...
**[15:19] Hatanaka**
Jerk? Smart? Osamu?
***SIGN*** Kenji Miyazawa
**[15:24] Miki**
He must mean Kenji Miyazawa!
**[15:26] Miki**
I see. I'm not sure how he basically
misread every single kanji in his name,
***SIGN*** Kenji Miyazawa
***SIGN*** Some smart jerk named
Osamu with Miya and
Shaku in his name
***SIGN*** Kenji Miyazawa
**[15:31] Miki**
but great job, Hatanaka!
**[15:33] Miki**
The answer is *A Night on the Galactic
Railroad* by Kenji Miyazawa.
***SIGN*** A Night on the Galactic Railroad
by Kenji Miyazawa
***SIGN*** Correct
**[15:38] Mamekichi**
Correct!
**[15:40] Mamekichi**
Okay, here's your hint.
Why are we all hiding our faces?
**[15:45] Hatanaka**
There's an actual reason other than
it's just for this whole setup?
**[15:49] Miki**
Oh! I see! I've got it!
**[15:53] Hatanaka**
Oh, so that's how it is!
**[15:56] Karasuma**
Really?!
**[15:57] Hatanaka**
All right! He's up above,
isn't he? Let's go, Rintarou!
**[16:01] Miki**
Do your best, sir, so you don't
end up in a cute uniform!
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
**[16:07] Karasuma**
You're not gonna tell us the answer?!
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
***SIGN*** Hyakki
Academy
**[16:10] Principal**
Of course those two aren't
going to be that considerate.
**[16:14] Principal**
We will also answer a question.
**[16:17] Hatanaka**
Look! There he is!
**[16:20] Hatanaka**
Hey, you!
**[16:26] Ogoso**
This was a fake floor
created by my youkai magic.
**[16:32] Hatanaka**
Damn it, what the hell?!
**[16:36] Haruaki**
Hatanaka and Miki, your time is up!
**[16:38] Hatanaka**
What?! No one said anything about traps!
**[16:41] Hatanaka**
* Ain't no way in hell I'm*
* wearing a cute uniform!*
**[16:44] Hatanaka**
*I'll cut this chain and ru—*
**[16:45] Haruaki**
Not happening!
**[16:46] Miki**
What?!
**[16:50] Marshmallow**
That cage has youkai-sealing talismans
all over it so you can't escape!
**[16:54] Marshmallow**
Give it up! Seimei-kun's super
scary when uniforms are involved!
**[16:58] Haruaki**
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
**[17:01] Haruaki**
Why are you trying to run away?
**[17:03] Haruaki**
We're about to take lots
of pictures together!
**[17:09] Relative 1**
That's my son's teacher...
**[17:12] Relative 2**
Oh, dear. What's going on with the teachers?
**[17:14] Hatanaka**
Er, we lost a game...
Today's the cultural fair, after all.
**[17:20] Female student**
Mikity, what happened?
**[17:22] Female student**
You look so cute!
**[17:24] Miki**
Er... Sorry I actually look good in this
and you have to be embarrassed alone.
**[17:29] Hatanaka**
Shut up!
***SIGN*** Human Labyrinth
**[17:33] Haruaki**
Man... My collection's growing.
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
***SIGN*** I made this my
home screen background
**[17:35] Marshmallow**
You're insanely creepy
when uniforms are involved.
**[17:39] Haruaki**
It's not my only motive to get
selfies with the cute uniforms!
**[17:43] Marshmallow**
What? You're gonna do
something even creepier?
**[17:46] Haruaki**
That's... the principal!
**[17:49] Haruaki**
The principal coming was a happy
miscalculation I wasn't expecting!
**[17:53] Haruaki**
I'm going to get them into uniforms and
see my plan through no matter what.
**[18:00] Tamao**
Here's your question!
**[18:01] Tamao**
You probably don't know this, but our
homeroom teacher is a huge weirdo!
**[18:05] Principal**
I'm very aware.
**[18:06] Tamao**
And this is a photo of said teacher
getting yelled at by his students.
***SIGN*** He ate lunch early
in class
***SIGN*** He passed notes in class
***SIGN*** He held a class on
his shitty poem called
"Me and My Sailor Uniform"
**[18:12] Tamao**
What is the reason he's getting yelled at?
**[18:14] Tamao**
One, he at lunch early during class.
**[18:17] Tamao**
Two, he participated in passing
notes to students during class.
**[18:21] Tamao**
Three, he held a class on his shitty poem
called "Me and My Sailor Uniform."
**[18:25] Karasuma**
I have no idea!
**[18:27] Principal**
I'm shocked that he's actually
done at least one of these things.
**[18:32] Karasuma**
Wait. He's holding a pen.
**[18:34] Karasuma**
The answer is two!
**[18:36] Principal**
There's a possibility it's three, isn't there?
**[18:38] Karasuma**
He's in the middle of class,
so if it was the poem,
**[18:40] Karasuma**
wouldn't a teacher be holding
chalk instead of a pen?
**[18:43] Principal**
True...
**[18:44] Karasuma**
So the answer is two!
He passed around notes!
**[18:47] Tamao**
You are correct!
**[18:49] Tamao**
Okay, your hint is: Seimei is playing a human,
and Marshmallow is playing a youkai.
**[18:55] Karasuma**
We already heard that earlier!
**[18:57] Principal**
No, it's just slightly different.
They mentioned "playing."
**[19:01] Karasuma**
Which means...
**[19:03] Karasuma**
it doesn't matter that he's actually a human,
but he's playing the role of a human?
**[19:08] Karasuma**
Along with the hint that
the two teachers got,
**[19:11] Karasuma**
the one about everyone in this class
wearing masks for some reason...
**[19:15] Tamao**
Hey! You eavesdropped!
**[19:17] Karasuma**
You should probably learn to whisper.
**[19:20] Principal**
Masks and playing roles...
**[19:22] Principal**
I see!
**[19:23] Principal**
The masks are the roles they're playing!
**[19:26] Principal**
Up until now, all the students
were wearing oni or animal masks,
**[19:29] Principal**
meaning they're not human.
**[19:31] Principal**
But Haruaki-kun had a human mask on.
**[19:34] Karasuma**
I see. And those two headed up,
**[19:38] Karasuma**
so they must've found someone
up there wearing a human mask.
**[19:43] Principal**
There's no time. Let's hurry.
**[19:46] Sano**
There's no one beating this game.
**[19:50] Sano**
Miki and Hatanaka got close, but even
I didn't know the floor would disappear.
**[19:54] Nyuudou**
Seimei's pretty ruthless today.
**[19:57] Karasuma**
Got him!
**[19:59] Karasuma**
He's got a human mask on!
**[20:02] Haruaki**
Not happening!
**[20:04] Haruaki**
You two can fall, too!
**[20:06] Karasuma and Principal**
Huh?
**[20:12] Karasuma**
Uh... Did you forget
that I'm a karasu tengu?
**[20:15] Haruaki**
Crap! He's never done anything youkai-like,
so I didn't consider that!
**[20:20] Marshmallow**
They only have 30 seconds left, too.
**[20:22] Karasuma**
And you're a human!
**[20:24] Marshmallow**
Oh, no! I dropped a 10,000 yen bill!
**[20:28] Karasuma**
A 10,000 yen bill?!
**[20:29] Karasuma**
10,000! 10,000!
**[20:31] Principal**
Hold it! We don't have time—
**[20:33] Karasuma**
I don't care if I have to wear a
uniform! I want that 10,000 yen!
***SIGN*** Café
Mandragora
***SIGN*** Mandragora Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Café Mandragora
Coupon
***SIGN*** Mandra
***SIGN*** Location: Roof
***SIGN*** Cultural Fair Committee
**[20:41] Karasuma**
That's not the bill I wanted!
**[20:45] Marshmallow**
And you're out of time!
**[20:47] Haruaki**
Way to go, Marshmallow!
You're the smartest plant ever!
**[20:50] Principal**
You jerk! How could you fall
for that obvious ruse?!
**[20:54] Karasuma**
Well, you looked back at it, too!
**[20:56] Haruaki**
Okay, you two! It's uniform time!
**[20:59] Karasuma**
Damn it! Haruaki-kun was
just too powerful today.
**[21:03] Haruaki**
Well, I have an important plan.
**[21:06] Karasuma**
Plan?
**[21:08] Haruaki**
This has always bothered me...
**[21:11] Haruaki**
Why does society think that only girls
in their teens can wear sailor uniforms?
**[21:17] Haruaki**
Because of that, uniform
lovers are called lolicons!
**[21:21] Haruaki**
So while the TV crew is here,
**[21:23] Haruaki**
I'm gonna have old guy teachers
like you wear sailor uniforms, too,
**[21:26] Haruaki**
and have the world realize...
**[21:28] Black oni**
Even old guys look good in them!
**[21:31] Haruaki**
...just how amazing sailor uniforms are,
**[21:34] Haruaki**
and be able to wear sailor uniforms
like they were jeans,
**[21:37] Haruaki**
regardless of age and gender
or if they're human or youkai!
**[21:41] Haruaki**
This is my World-Wide Sailor Uniform Plan!
**[21:44] Karasuma**
What an epic plan...
**[21:47] Principal**
Don't involve me in that crap.
**[21:50] Marshmallow**
Okay, I'm taking the picture! Say, "Sailor!"
**[21:53] Principal**
I've never been so humiliated in my life...
**[21:57] Haruaki**
Lick, lick. You both look great!
**[21:59] Karasuma**
Wait, you're not going to wear one?
**[22:02] Karasuma**
After all this shouting
about sailor uniforms?
**[22:04] Haruaki**
What? But that'd be embarrassing!
**[22:07] All**
What?!
# 21 - The Underground Night Parade Cultural Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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***SIGN*** Cultural Festival Day 2
***SIGN*** Hyakki Academy
***SIGN*** Youkai Life Counseling
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[00:09] Haruaki**
Thank goodness the second day of the
cultural festival started without a hitch.
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Prep Room
**[00:18] Kurai**
Sorry about that.
**[00:19] Haruaki**
No, I'm sorry.
**[00:23] Haruaki**
Who the heck was that?
**[00:26] Haruaki**
He was dressed suspiciously.
**[00:28] Haruaki**
Sunglasses and a mask...
**[00:32] Haruaki**
Huh? Akisame-kun?
**[00:35] Tamao**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Night Parade Cultural Festival Day 2
**[00:38] Haruaki**
You're going to the basement
to get some supplies?
**[00:40] Tamao**
Yeah.
**[00:41] Tamao**
But there's an urban legend
that says you'll get cursed
**[00:45] Tamao**
if you go to the basement
during the cultural festival.
**[00:47] Haruaki**
Huh, I had no idea...
**[00:50] Tamao**
I swore that I'd never go there...
**[00:53] (Flashback) All**
Shoot!
**[00:54] Tamao**
But I lost at rock-paper-scissors!
**[00:56] Haruaki**
Why didn't you use your human form?
**[00:58] Tamao**
Oh, yeah! You're right!
***SIGN*** First-Year Schedule
***SIGN*** First-Year Schedule
***SIGN*** First-Year Schedule
***SIGN*** First-Year Schedule
**[01:02] Haruaki**
Then why don't we go
get the stuff together?
**[01:05] Tamao**
But keep this a secret
from everyone else, okay?
**[01:09] Harauki**
Okay!
***SIGN*** B1
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
***SIGN*** 6
**[01:13] Haruaki**
By the way, what supplies do you need?
**[01:17] Haruaki**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Tea Party
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Big
Flame
Buns
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Episode 21
"The Underground
Night Parade
Cultural Festival"
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural
Festival
**[02:59] Tamao**
Wh-What the heck is all this?
**[03:01] Haruaki**
I didn't hear anything about an
underground cultural festival...
***SIGN*** Cultural
Festival
**[03:05] Tamao**
The basement's not even that big...
**[03:09] Haruaki**
I wonder if it leads to somewhere
else, like our classroom.
**[03:13] Tamao**
What?
**[03:14] Tamao**
But then where's the storeroom
for the supplies?
**[03:17] Haruaki**
Good point...
**[03:19] Haruaki**
Let's have a look around.
**[03:20] Tamao**
Huh?!
**[03:23] Haruaki**
I mean, it honestly looks pretty fun.
**[03:26] Tamao**
What? Really? It seems
pretty creepy to me.
**[03:31] Haruaki**
It doesn't look like there are any
youkai-looking people here.
**[03:34] Tamao**
And that's why it's creepy...
Especially when this place is so huge.
**[03:38] Haruaki**
Oh! There's a haunted house!
***SIGN*** This Is a Real Haunted House
**[03:40] Haruaki**
Maybe there are youkai there.
**[03:42] Tamao**
I'm not going in!
***SIGN*** Cultural
Festival
**[03:44] Tamao**
You're surprisingly okay
with ghosts, Seimei.
***SIGN*** Get your baby castella
right up here!
**[03:48] Haruaki**
I think I'm just more scared
of delinquents than ghosts,
**[03:51] Haruaki**
plus I'm used to them.
**[03:53] Tamao**
Hey, there's someone suspicious down there.
**[03:57] Haruaki**
Hey! I saw him upstairs.
**[04:00] Haruaki**
He bumped into me and then
ran off like he was in a hurry.
**[04:04] Tamao**
Maybe he's a thief!
**[04:07] Haruaki**
The way his face was
covered seemed suspicious.
**[04:09] Haruaki**
The principal did say there were a lot
of pickpockets at the cultural festival.
***SIGN*** Get your baby castella
right up here!
**[04:14] Haruaki**
Let's go talk to him.
**[04:16] Tamao**
Okay!
**[04:18] Tamao**
Hey, you! The really suspicious-looking guy!
**[04:21] Haruaki**
Um... Are you one of
the students' guardians?
**[04:25] Haruaki**
Could we talk for a second?
**[04:27] Kurai**
Why are you so far away?
**[04:28] Tamao**
Shut up! Don't go underestimating
the cowardly duo!
**[04:31] Haruaki**
It'd be really scary if you were a bad guy!
**[04:34] Kurai**
Um... You're Abe-sensei and
Tamao Akisame-kun, right?
**[04:39] Tamao**
What? Why do you have our
personal information?
**[04:43] Kurai**
I'm not actually suspicious.
**[04:46] Kurai**
I just accidentally wandered
in here, just like you two.
**[04:51] Kurai**
I'm Kurai, an alumnus of Hyakki Academy.
**[04:56] Kurai**
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
**[04:58] Haruaki**
Oh, you're an alumnus...
**[05:00] Tamao**
Why are you dressed so suspiciously?
**[05:03] Kurai**
Ah... I wear a mask because I'm
a bit insecure about my mouth.
**[05:08] Haruaki**
*I wonder if it's something like this.*
**[05:09] Kuchisake Onna**
*Am I beautiful?*
**[05:11] Kurai**
Someone in my family is at this
school, but they told me not to come,
***SIGN*** Absolutely do not come
***SIGN*** I'll be coming on
the second day of
the cultural festival
***SIGN*** I said don't come
**[05:17] Kurai**
so I came to see what was going on.
**[05:20] Kurai**
I was about to be found, so I panicked
and escaped to another floor...
***SIGN*** B1
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
***SIGN*** 6
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Tea Party
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Big
Flame
Buns
***SIGN*** Underground Cultural Festival
**[05:25] Kurai**
and somehow ended up in this bizarre place.
**[05:29] Haruaki**
I see. By the way, how did
you know who we are?
**[05:35] Announcer**
*We will begin our lantern release soon.*
**[05:38] Announcer**
*Please look above.*
**[05:40] Haruaki**
Lantern release?
**[05:42] Kurai**
Is something the matter?
**[05:48] Haruaki**
Wow!
**[05:49] Tamao**
What's all this?
**[05:51] Kurai**
Lanterns?
**[05:54] Haruaki**
How pretty...
***SIGN*** Lantern Release
Please write a wish
**[06:01] Haruaki**
Oh! You can write a wish to
go up with the lantern, too!
***SIGN*** Lantern Release
Please write a wish
**[06:05] Honda**
That's right. Did you
want to write one, too?
**[06:08] Haruaki**
In that case... "May everyone
stay healthy and happy."
***SIGN*** May everyone
stay healthy
and happy
**[06:12] Haruaki**
May my class's average score go up.
***SIGN*** May my class's
average score go up
***SIGN*** May I get
a raise
**[06:16] Haruaki**
Also, may I get a raise!
**[06:18] Haruaki**
Oh, and I want some rare uniforms!
**[06:20] Honda**
You sure wrote a lot.
**[06:22] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[06:23] Haruaki**
Hey, have we met before?
**[06:27] Honda**
Ah, so you remembered.
I'm happy to hear that.
**[06:31] Haruaki**
Huh? But when was it?
**[06:34] Tamao**
What the heck is Seimei doing?
**[06:35] Kurai**
This is like the lantern
float they do during Obon.
**[06:40] Tamao**
Like... a root beer float?
**[06:43] Kurai**
A lantern float.
**[06:44] Kurai**
It's a ritual that takes place during
Obon where people light lanterns
**[06:47] Kurai**
and send them down the
river to honor the dead.
**[06:50] Kurai**
Now that I think about it,
today's the autumnal equinox.
**[06:54] Haruaki**
A black sailor uniform!
**[06:56] Tamao**
Seriously, what?
**[06:57] Kurai**
Er, the autumnal equinox is—
**[06:59] Haruaki**
Yay!
**[07:00] Tamao**
Hey, Seimei! Where are you going?!
***SIGN*** Underground Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Underground Cultural Festival
**[07:03] Haruaki**
Huh? I somehow lost them.
**[07:06] Haruaki**
It was just like the lovely black
sailor suit I saw at the school camp.
***SIGN*** Secondhand Book Fair
**[07:12] Haruaki**
Wow, there's even a secondhand
book fair down here.
**[07:15] Haruaki**
And they only have books
that are out of print. How fun!
***SIGN*** And so, the
cursed book
sucked in
everyone
around it.
**[07:20] Haruaki**
Then again, ugh, secondhand books...
***SIGN*** And then they
became a part of the
cast of characters
to forever
entertain readers.
**[07:22] Haruaki**
I'm still traumatized from that
one cursed secondhand book.
***SIGN*** Author
Photo
***SIGN*** Kotoba Honda
***SIGN*** Born in Tokyo
**[07:25] Haruaki**
Oh, that's right! That guy is
the author of the cursed book!
***SIGN*** Author
Photo
***SIGN*** Kotoba Honda
**[07:31] Haruaki**
But wait... That guy died... Huh?
**[07:35] Haruaki**
Come to think of it,
that black sailor uniform...
***SIGN*** Heaven Hell
***SIGN*** Secondhand Book Fair
**[07:41] Haruaki**
N-Now I'm getting scared.
**[07:44] Haruaki**
I need to find the other two and
hurry back up to a higher floor.
**[07:47] Conductor**
Hey...
**[07:47] Conductor**
Mister. You on your own?
***SIGN*** Train
Cat Café
**[07:50] Conductor**
We're running a train cat café.
**[07:52] Conductor**
You can even eat real station bentos.
**[07:54] Haruaki**
Yeah, I definitely remember this
since it happened just recently!
**[07:59] Conductor**
What are you talking about?
**[08:00] Haruaki**
I almost died on a train!
**[08:02] Conductor**
Oh, don't be like that.
**[08:05] Haruaki**
Save me!
**[08:09] Renka**
Could you be Haruaki Abe-sensei?
**[08:12] Haruaki**
Who are you?
**[08:13] Renka**
I knew it!
**[08:15] Renka**
Your cowlick is just as my son described it!
**[08:18] Renka**
Come on. Let's go have a chat over here.
**[08:20] Conductor**
You two can chat at our café!
**[08:22] Renka**
That's quite all right!
**[08:27] Haruaki**
Thank you so much. You saved me.
**[08:30] Renka**
I came here hoping to see my son,
but I had no idea this festival was going on.
**[08:36] Haruaki**
Ah... Did you accidentally wander in, too?
**[08:40] Renka**
Truly, your cowlick is as
magnificent as my son said.
**[08:46] Haruaki**
Oh, yeah. You're one of my students' parents.
**[08:48] Renka**
My son talks about you all the time.
It always gives me a good laugh.
**[08:52] Haruaki**
Laugh?
**[08:53] Renka**
Like when you caught a giant human-faced
fish while cleaning the pool,
**[08:56] Renka**
ended up in a loincloth
during the sports day,
**[08:59] Renka**
and got mistaken for a youkai
at one of your students' homes.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[09:04] Haruaki**
*Man, I pretty much suck.*
**[09:08] Haruaki**
Um... So whose mom are you?
**[09:11] Renka**
Whose mom do you think I am?
**[09:13] Tamao**
Hmm... Seimei disappeared around here.
**[09:18] Kurai**
I don't even sense his presence.
**[09:21] Tamao**
Seimei was acting really weird.
**[09:24] Kurai**
I figured he was pretty
strange to begin with.
**[09:28] Tamao**
But he was acting weird in a different way.
**[09:31] Tamao**
I mean, he said this place seemed fun...
**[09:36] Tamao**
But what exactly about
these ruins seems fun?
**[09:40] Tamao**
I wonder if Seimei was seeing
something different than us.
**[09:45] Kurai**
Anyway, we should probably find Abe-sensei.
**[09:49] Kurai**
If we don't, he might get
sucked into this place.
**[09:53] Tamao**
Say what?!
**[09:54] Kurai**
Though, honestly, that
may work in my favor...
**[09:59] Tamao**
Huh?
**[10:00] Tamao**
Hey, you don't hate Seimei
or something, do you?
**[10:03] Kurai**
Oh, did you hear me?
**[10:05] Tamao**
Cats have better ears than humans!
**[10:08] Tamao**
Anyway, that's really bad!
**[10:11] Tamao**
If you wish something bad upon someone,
**[10:13] Tamao**
something worse is gonna happen to you!
**[10:17] Tamao**
That's what my best friend said!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[10:29] Haruaki**
U-Um... Where are you
planning on taking me?
**[10:33] Renka**
Oh, I'm Renka, by the way.
**[10:36] Renka**
Since I finally got to meet you,
**[10:38] Renka**
I was hoping to find a place
we can have a long chat.
***SIGN*** Uniform Cabaret
***SIGN*** The Teen Years
**[10:44] Renka**
Look, Sensei! A uniform cabaret!
**[10:47] Haruaki**
Why are you recommending
that to a teacher?!
**[10:49] Renka**
I always wanted to have a
parent-teacher conference,
**[10:53] Renka**
so I figured it'd be better to
have one at a place you liked.
**[10:56] Haruaki**
Sure, but we don't need
to have one at a cabaret.
**[11:00] Haruaki**
Let's find somewhere else.
**[11:03] Haruaki**
It's dangerous to stay in one spot too long.
**[11:05] Renka**
Sensei...
**[11:07] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[11:07] Renka**
Do you understand what this place is?
***SIGN*** Tea Shop
**[11:11] Haruaki**
I think so.
**[11:13] Haruaki**
This cultural festival is being run
by people who have died, right?
**[11:19] Renka**
Bingo!
**[11:22] Renka**
Today's the autumnal equinox.
**[11:24] Renka**
The autumnal equinox is
known as the Autumn Ohigan,
**[11:27] Renka**
and the Ohigan is said to be the day when
the worlds of the living and the dead connect.
**[11:31] Haruaki**
But why in the basement of Hyakki Academy?
**[11:34] Renka**
From what I heard, the location
is random every year.
**[11:39] Renka**
I think the people here are deceased people
who had some kind of connection with youkai.
**[11:46] Haruaki**
Renka-san, could you be...
**[11:48] Old Cop**
Do you have a second, sonny?
**[11:50] Haruaki**
Huh? A police officer?
**[11:52] Young Cop**
We received reports that some people
who aren't dead wandered in here.
**[11:57] Haruaki**
You get reported for being alive here?!
**[12:00] Young Cop**
Could you breathe into this thing here?
**[12:05] Young Cop**
It went off. He's definitely
not fully dead yet.
***SIGN*** The Teen Years
**[12:08] Haruaki**
You guys use a breathalyzer to determine
if someone's dead or alive?!
**[12:12] Young Cop**
Anyway, come with us to fill
out the proper paperwork.
**[12:15] Young Cop**
You can't be here unless
you're officially dead.
**[12:18] Haruaki**
What?! The afterlife
cares about paperwork?!
**[12:22] Haruaki**
Anyway, no! I'm still alive!
**[12:24] Young Cop**
Ah, yeah... We get guys
like you sometimes
**[12:27] Young Cop**
who can't accept the fact
that they're dead.
**[12:30] Haruaki**
* This is bad. At this rate, I'm*
* gonna get killed by paperwork!*
**[12:33] Haruaki**
*My only choice is to...*
**[12:36] Young Cop**
Hey! He ran!
**[12:38] Old Cop**
He's so fast!
**[12:39] Rena**
Wow! You're just as fast
as I heard you were!
**[12:42] Haruaki**
I always get accosted by delinquents,
**[12:45] Haruaki**
so I'm world-class when
it comes to running away!
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
**[12:48] Old Cop**
Come back here!
**[12:49] Old Cop**
Unlawful death is punishable by
three years of hard labor in hell!
**[12:53] Haruaki**
Why do I have to get chased by
the police in this world, too?!
**[12:57] Haruaki**
Save me, police!
**[12:59] Haruaki**
No, wait! The police are
the ones chasing me!
**[13:02] Tamao**
I hear Seimei's voice from down below!
**[13:05] Tamao**
Damn it. It's pitch black.
I can't see anything.
**[13:08] Tamao**
Where are you, Seimei?!
**[13:10] Kurai**
I guess I don't have a choice.
**[13:16] Kurai**
I'll find him with my youkai magic.
**[13:19] Tamao**
A dodomeki?!
**[13:21] Tamao**
Which means you're Takahashi—
**[13:22] Kurai**
Please don't say that name.
It'll disrupt my youkai magic.
**[13:26] Kurai**
A dodomeki's youkai magic should be able
to search every inch of this space...
**[13:33] Kurai**
I see.
**[13:35] Kurai**
So this is what Abe-sensei was seeing.
**[13:38] Tamao**
What? What exactly are you seeing?
**[13:41] Kurai**
Very well. I'll use my youkai magic
to show you what I'm seeing.
**[13:46] Kurai**
Touch me and close your eyes.
**[13:48] Tamao**
O-Okay...
**[13:50] Kurai**
If you open your eyes or
stray away from me,
**[13:52] Kurai**
the youkai magic will be
broken, so be careful.
**[13:54] Tamao**
Got it!
**[13:57] Tamao**
Whoa! What the heck is all this?!
**[14:00] Tamao**
What's going on in the
basement of the school?!
***SIGN*** Gourmet Avenue
**[14:04] Kurai**
Oh, over there.
***SIGN*** The Teen Years
**[14:07] Kurai**
I think Abe-sensei might be there.
**[14:09] Kurai**
He likes uniforms doesn't he?
**[14:10] Tamao**
Wow! You tracked down something
he'd like with pinpoint accuracy!
**[14:15] Tamao**
But he considers uniforms
gods who created all things.
**[14:20] Tamao**
He gets pretty mad if
you mistreat them.
**[14:23] Kurai**
I see.
**[14:25] Kurai**
Well, I'll go check out
the place just in case.
**[14:28] Tamao**
Hey! If we separate,
your youkai magic will break!
**[14:33] Tamao**
You're actually a skeeze
with a face like that?
**[14:36] Kurai**
If you think all cool-guy characters are
straitlaced, you're gravely mistaken.
**[14:39] Tamao**
Anyway, what the heck is this place?!
**[14:43] Kurai**
Since Abe-sensei could see
this place and we couldn't,
**[14:47] Kurai**
we can assume this place
is not of this world.
**[14:49] Tamao**
Eek...
**[14:50] Tamao**
That means the people here...
**[14:52] Kurai**
One could assume that, yes.
**[14:54] Tamao**
Then we need to find him quick
and get back to a higher level!
**[14:58] Tamao**
If only a cop was around!
We'd find him even faster!
**[15:01] Kurai**
A cop?
**[15:03] Tamao**
Seimei usually acts super suspicious,
**[15:06] Tamao**
so he quickly gets questioned by
cops or chased by police cars.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
You there! Abe-sensei! Stop right there!
**[15:15] Young Cop**
You there with the cowlick! Stop at once!
**[15:18] Haruaki**
Heck no!
**[15:19] Tamao**
Yeah, exactly like that.
**[15:22] Tamao**
Wait, he's even being chased by
the cops in a place like this!
**[15:25] Haruaki**
Ah, Akisame-kun! Kurai-san!
**[15:28] Renka**
Kurai?!
**[15:29] Kurai**
Renka-sa—
**[15:32] Tamao**
Why did you open your eyes,
Big Bro Kurai?!
**[15:35] Tamao**
We're back in the same ol' ruins now!
**[15:38] Kurai**
Sorry... I happened to see someone
I know who passed away...
**[15:43] Tamao**
Oh... Then I'm sorry for getting mad.
**[15:46] Tamao**
But why did Seimei also disappear
when you opened your eyes?
**[15:51] Kurai**
He might've been completely
sucked into this place.
**[15:55] Kurai**
We should hurry.
**[15:56] Tamao**
I know! I just thought of
a really good solution!
**[15:59] Kurai**
Huh?
**[16:00] Haruaki**
What should we do? Akisame-kun and
Kurai-san suddenly disappeared!
***SIGN*** Metropolitan Police
**[16:05] Tamao**
Seimei! There's trouble!
**[16:08] Tamao**
The oldest uniform in Japan
was in the elevator hall!
**[16:12] Kurai**
Would that really get
him to come here?
**[16:14] Tamao**
Man, you don't know Seimei at all.
**[16:17] Tamao**
His obsession with uniforms
would make even ghosts shiver.
**[16:22] Young Cop**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
**[16:23] Haruaki**
This is a huge emergency!
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
***SIGN*** Metropolitan
Police
**[16:25] Haruaki**
I need to hurry to the spot!
**[16:27] Kurai**
He's taking a while.
**[16:29] Tamao**
He'll be here any second.
Have some patience.
**[16:32] Kurai**
Akisame-kun, your eyes are open.
**[16:34] Tamao**
Oh, shoot!
***SIGN*** Big
Flame
Buns
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Festival
***SIGN*** Underground
Cultural Fair
Going on Now
**[16:36] Tamao**
Huh? But the scenery hasn't changed.
**[16:40] Kurai**
It seems like, since we've been here so long,
**[16:43] Kurai**
we're also that much closer to becoming
inhabitants here, just like Abe-sensei.
**[16:48] Tamao**
What?!
**[16:50] Kurai**
If he doesn't show up in
the next three minutes,
**[16:52] Kurai**
we should probably head
to the surface first.
**[16:55] Tamao**
Seimei...
**[16:56] Haruaki**
You called?!
**[16:59] Haruaki**
I'm here!
**[17:01] Haruaki**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[17:03] Kurai**
That's quite the entrance.
**[17:05] Tamao**
More importantly,
we're in trouble, Seimei!
**[17:07] Tamao**
Blah, blah, yadda, yadda,
**[17:08] Tamao**
so we need to hurry to the surface,
or we'll be in big trouble!
***SIGN*** Blah, blah,
yadda, yadda
**[17:12] Haruaki**
What?!
**[17:20] Tamao**
Seimei, who's that lady?
**[17:22] Haruaki**
Oh, her child is a student in Class 3.
**[17:26] Renka**
And did you figure out whose mom I am?
**[17:31] Haruaki**
You're Nyuudou-kun's mom, right?
**[17:35] Haruaki**
The one who passed some years ago...
**[17:42] Renka**
I guess you got me.
**[17:44] Renka**
Well done, Abe-sensei!
**[17:46] Renka**
You're as shrewd as he said you were!
**[17:48] Haruaki**
Shrewd?
**[17:49] Renka**
Truly...
***SIGN*** Nyuudou
Family Grave
**[17:51] Renka**
You're exactly how my son described you.
**[17:55] Renka**
I was planning on waiting to see my
son and husband again only after
**[17:59] Renka**
they'd lived out their lives in full...
**[18:03] Renka**
But recently, my son seemed
troubled about something,
**[18:06] Renka**
so I was hoping I could see him,
**[18:08] Renka**
and I ended up in this place
between both worlds.
**[18:11] Renka**
But I'm glad I got to meet you,
Sensei. And I had a lot of fun!
**[18:15] Tamao**
Renren's mom passed away?
**[18:19] Tamao**
I had no idea...
**[18:20] Renka**
Oh, are you Tama-chan?
**[18:22] Tamao**
Huh?
**[18:23] Renka**
Rensuke tells me about you all the time.
**[18:27] Renka**
It's like every other word he says is "Tamao."
***SIGN*** Nyuudou
Family Grave
**[18:29] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
I have a best friend now!
**[18:31] Renka**
He actually came to tell me that.
**[18:34] Renka**
Thank you for being my son's best friend.
**[18:38] Renka**
I hope you'll continue to be
good friends with Rensuke.
**[18:41] Tamao**
Of course I will.
**[18:44] Renka**
Okay, you need to get going,
or you'll really be stuck down here.
**[18:49] Renka**
I can't go beyond this point,
so I guess this is goodbye.
**[18:54] Renka**
Please take care of Rensuke for me, you two.
**[18:57] Renka**
He tries to act tough and
doesn't like to ask for help.
**[19:01] Haruaki**
Renka-san...
**[19:02] Renka**
You, too, Kurai. Take care
of my family for me!
**[19:05] Kurai**
I will.
**[19:07] Renka**
Oh, yeah. I had a request for you, Sensei.
**[19:10] Renka**
Take this.
**[19:11] Haruaki**
What is it?
**[19:13] Renka**
If you happen to run into a
little girl named Ruri-chan,
**[19:17] Renka**
please give that to her.
**[19:18] Haruaki**
Ruri-chan?
**[19:20] Renka**
I have a feeling you'd be
able to find her, Sensei.
**[19:24] Old Cop**
There he is!
**[19:26] Old Cop**
In the elevator!
**[19:27] Renka**
Hurry and get on!
**[19:28] Haruaki**
But...
**[19:29] Renka**
Okay, get going!
**[19:31] Renka**
Don't come back here again until
you've lived a full life, okay?
**[19:34] Haruaki**
Renka-san...
**[19:37] Haruaki**
Ren...
**[19:40] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun's mom!
**[19:42] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun's first-term
grades were all fives!
**[19:46] Haruaki**
He's extremely earnest and responsible,
has lots of friends,
**[19:49] Haruaki**
and is always leading
Class 3 as the class rep!
**[19:52] Haruaki**
He'll help kids who are having
trouble with their homework,
**[19:55] Haruaki**
and sometimes, he gets in
fights and lets loose...
**[19:57] Haruaki**
But from my perspective as his teacher,
he's leading a very fun school life!
**[20:02] Haruaki**
So please don't worry!
**[20:13] Tamao**
Renren's mom looked really happy.
**[20:16] Haruaki**
Yeah.
**[20:18] Tamao**
Then we need to stop
crying in two seconds!
**[20:21] Tamao**
Let's continue to do our best
so that Renren's mom
**[20:24] Tamao**
up in heaven can see that we're
Renren's best friend and teacher!
**[20:27] Haruaki**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** B1
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
***SIGN*** 6
**[20:30] Haruaki**
We're back on the surface!
***SIGN*** Youkai
100 Tales
**[20:33] Haruaki**
We're actually back at
the school now, right?
***SIGN*** Youkai
100 Tales
***SIGN*** Youkai
100 Tales
**[20:37] Nyuudou**
Seimei, Tama! Where the
heck were you guys?
**[20:40] Nyuudou**
The cultural festival's almost ov—
**[20:42] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun!
**[20:43] Tamao**
Renren!
**[20:45] Tamao**
Renren! I'll be your best friend forever!
**[20:47] Nyuudou**
What the hell? You're being creepy.
**[20:49] Haruaki**
I'll also watch over you 24/7 and
365 days a year as your teacher!
**[20:55] Nyuudou**
Uh, are you announcing
yourself as my stalker?
**[20:57] Kurai**
That won't be happening.
**[21:00] Haruaki**
Kurai-san?
**[21:01] Nyuudou**
Kurai! Why are you here?
I told you not to come.
***SIGN*** Youkai
News
**[21:05] Kurai**
Rensuke-sama, the master
would like to speak with you,
**[21:09] Kurai**
so you will need to return home for a time.
**[21:11] Nyuudou**
What?!
**[21:14] Haruaki**
What?
**[21:15] Tamao**
Who are they?
**[21:16] Nyuudou**
No way! You jerks!
**[21:18] Tamao**
Renren!
**[21:19] Haruaki**
Who the heck are you? What're you
planning to do with my student?
**[21:22] Kurai**
Oh, I didn't expect you to grab my collar.
**[21:25] Kurai**
I figured you were more timid than that.
**[21:29] Kurai**
Will you stop us with force, then?
**[21:31] Kurai**
With your power to exorcise demons?
**[21:34] Haruaki**
Huh?
**[21:35] Kurai**
I know everything about you.
**[21:38] Kurai**
The descendant of Abe
no Seimei, Haruaki Abe.
**[21:44] Haruaki**
Just who are you, Kurai-san?
**[21:47] Kurai**
I'm sorry I kept my
identity secret from you.
**[21:50] Haruaki and Tamao**
Takahashi-sensei?!
**[21:52] Kurai**
My name is Kurai Takahashi.
**[21:54] Kurai**
I work for Rensuke Nyuudou-sama's father.
**[22:02] Kurai**
And to fulfill his father's orders,
I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home.
# 22 - Goodbye, Ren-Ren
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:05] Nakano**
* According to the Ministry of Youkai*
* Affairs, Japanese officials*
***SIGN*** Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai
***SIGN*** Minister of Youkai Affairs Meets with Foreign Youkai
**[00:09] Nakano**
* will be meeting with foreign youkai*
* in New York to better their relations.*
**[00:12] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun didn't show up again today.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Kurai**
And to fulfill his father's orders,
I will be taking Rensuke-sama back home.
**[00:24] Awayama**
Abe-sensei!
**[00:25] Haruaki**
Y-Yes?
**[00:26] Nyuudou Father**
Pardon.
**[00:30] Miki**
N-No way!
**[00:32] Nyuudou Father**
You must be Abe-sensei.
**[00:35] Haruaki**
Y-Yes...
**[00:36] Nyuudou Father**
Hello. I am Rensuke Nyuudou's father.
**[00:38] Nyuudou Father**
My name is Hajime Nyuudou.
**[00:42] Haruaki**
You're Nyuudou-kun's father?
***SIGN*** Minister of Youkai Affairs
Meets with Foreign Youkai
***SIGN*** Minister of Youkai Affairs
Meets with Foreign Youkai
**[00:44] Nakano**
* The Ministry of Youkai Affairs plans*
* to lay the foundation for expansion*
**[00:48] Nakano**
* of economic cooperation and extension*
* of companies overseas in the future.*
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 22:
"Goodbye, Ren-Ren"
**[02:23] Hatanaka**
Abe-sensei had business to attend to,
so I'll be handing your Japanese tests back.
**[02:28] Hatanaka**
First up, Akisame—
**[02:34] Hatanaka**
Seriously?
**[02:35] Tamao**
Huh? Is it that bad?
**[02:41] Tamao**
N-No way...
**[02:43] Hijita**
Tamao could barely even write his name
before, and now he somehow got a 38!
**[02:48] Mujina**
The highest score he'd gotten in
his whole life was a five, and now...
**[02:52] Sano**
Well, you were working hard
with Seimei after school.
**[02:55] Tamao**
Ren-Ren helped me study a lot, too!
**[03:00] Tamao**
I did it!
**[03:02] All**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[03:04] Mujina**
Damn it. Why's Nyuudou gotta be
absent on a happy day like this?
**[03:08] Tamao**
I can't wait to show Ren-Ren!
**[03:13] Hatanaka**
About that...
**[03:16] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun's quitting school?
**[03:19] Haruaki**
But why?
**[03:21] Hajime**
I have someone watching
over Rensuke regularly,
**[03:25] Hajime**
but I cannot overlook the fact that his
teacher has the power to exorcise demons.
**[03:32] Hajime**
You are a danger to us.
**[03:36] Hajime**
I can't help but be suspicious of this school
and the principal who hired you.
**[03:44] Nyuudou**
Sorry, Seimei...
**[03:46] Nyuudou**
for dragging you into this.
**[03:48] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun!
**[03:49] Hajime**
We have nothing more to discuss.
**[03:51] Hajime**
Rensuke, go gather your things.
**[03:55] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-san!
**[03:56] Haruaki**
He's needed at this school!
**[03:58] Haruaki**
If you're that strongly opposed, then I'll quit!
**[04:02] Nyuudou**
No one's asking you to do that.
**[04:05] Nyuudou**
Honestly, it's a relief.
**[04:06] Nyuudou**
I've been freed from
babysitting those idiots.
**[04:08] Nyuudou**
I can relax and study
for entrance exams—
**[04:10] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun!
**[04:11] Haruaki**
If you really mean that, then
look me in the eye and say it!
**[04:16] Nyuudou**
I mean it.
**[04:19] Nyuudou**
Anyway, I'm gonna get my stuff from class.
**[04:24] Hajime**
Please refrain from meddling in our affairs.
**[04:27] Hajime**
Farewell.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3
**[04:33] Hijita**
What's that supposed to mean, Four-eyes?!
**[04:35] Hatanaka**
Just that!
**[04:36] Hatanaka**
Abe-sensei's talking to
Nyuudou-kun's father right now!
**[04:46] Kuniko**
Nyuudou-kun, are you
really quitting school?
**[04:50] Nyuudou**
Yup, sure am.
**[04:53] Nyuudou**
Sorry for leaving you as the
only class rep, Utagawa-san.
**[04:56] Kuniko**
That's not what I'm worried about...
**[04:58] Tamao**
Ren-Ren! I don't know what
happened, but don't be stupid!
**[05:03] Nyuudou**
Never thought I'd see the day
when you'd call me stupid.
**[05:06] Tamao**
I don't want you to leave, Ren-Ren.
**[05:08] Tamao**
Look at this test I just got back!
**[05:11] Tamao**
It's because of you that I—
**[05:18] Nyuudou**
And I'm saying that I'm done
babysitting morons like you.
**[05:24] Nyuudou**
It's a pain in the ass having you
being all buddy-buddy with me.
**[05:27] Hatanaka**
Nyuudou, stop that.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[05:28] Nyuudou**
I mean, this school's pretty messed up.
**[05:31] Nyuudou**
All of you are basically preschoolers.
**[05:35] Nyuudou**
I mean, we're all youkai with completely
different levels of intelligence and powers.
**[05:39] Nyuudou**
There's no way we can all
study under the same roof!
**[05:42] Nyuudou**
I actually wish I'd been born a human!
**[05:49] Nyuudou**
Ow...
**[05:51] Nyuudou**
The hell was that for?
**[05:52] Mujina**
What?
**[05:54] Mujina**
You looked like you wanted someone
to stop you, so I stopped you.
**[06:00] Nyuudou**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[06:02] Nyuudou**
Yeah, I definitely don't get along with you.
**[06:05] Mujina**
Then fight back like you
usually do, you idiot.
**[06:09] Haruaki**
Wait, what happened?
**[06:10] Nyuudou**
Nothing. Mujina and I are fighting, as usual.
**[06:14] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun, I'd like to
speak to you alone.
**[06:17] Haruaki**
Come to the roof.
**[06:19] Nyuudou**
We already spoke more than enough.
**[06:22] Nyuudou**
I have nothing more to say.
**[06:24] Haruaki**
You might not, but I do.
**[06:27] Haruaki**
Come with me.
**[06:31] Nyuudou**
Okay, fine.
**[06:38] Mamekichi**
Akisame-kun.
**[06:40] Mamekichi**
I'm pretty sure you know this,
but he absolutely didn't mean that.
***SIGN*** Tamao Akisame
***SIGN*** You worked really hard
**[06:44] Tamao**
Of course I know that!
**[06:46] Tamao**
Ren-Ren would never say
something like that and mean it.
**[06:50] Tamao**
We're best friends, damn it!
**[06:52] Tamao**
But...
**[06:57] Tamao**
Even so...
**[06:59] Tamao**
that hurt a tiny bit...
**[07:06] Nyuudou**
Tama had been working hard for a while.
**[07:09] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-kun...
**[07:11] Nyuudou**
Seimei, make sure you stay
a teacher for the long haul.
**[07:15] Nyuudou**
There are a lot of kids at
this school who need you.
**[07:21] Nyuudou**
But I'm not one of them.
**[07:26] Nyuudou**
I've been insanely envious
of you this whole time.
**[07:33] Haruaki**
Envious?
***SIGN*** Ichigankoku Hospital
**[07:40] Nyuudou**
Seven years ago...
***SIGN*** Renka Nyuudou
**[07:42] Nyuudou**
My mom was in the hospital,
so I'd come by to see her often.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Renka**
Rensuke! You came again today?
**[07:55] Nyuudou**
And that's where I met...
**[07:58] Nyuudou**
Ruri-chan.
**[08:04] Nyuudou**
She was a sickly girl from birth, but we
became friends after I helped her study.
**[08:10] Nyuudou**
I fell in love with her.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Ruri**
Rensuke-kun, no one else is here,
so why don't you take off your mask?
**[08:18] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I-I can't!
**[08:20] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I mean, you might get scared
if you see my awful burn scar.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Ruri**
I don't care about that.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Ruri**
I became your friend because
I like your personality.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
O-Oh, yeah...
**[08:34] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I wanted to give you a
p-present today, Ruri-chan.
**[08:38] (Flashback) Ruri**
A ring?
**[08:40] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I thought it might look nice on you...
**[08:43] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I-I bought my own, too.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I was thinking maybe...
**[08:47] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
Er, I guess matching rings
might be weird!
**[08:49] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I mean, it's almost like...
**[08:51] (Flashback) Ruri**
They're almost like wedding rings!
**[08:54] (Flashback) Ruri**
How does it look?
**[08:58] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I...
**[09:00] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I love you, Ruri-chan!
**[09:02] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
When we grow up, please marry me!
**[09:09] (Flashback) Ruri**
Then... when I get better and become
an adult, will you marry me?
**[09:14] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
Yeah!
**[09:16] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I promise!
***SIGN*** Renka Nyuudou
**[09:24] Nyuudou**
But that happiness didn't last long.
**[09:27] Nyuudou**
It actually ended very quickly.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Ruri**
I don't care about that.
**[09:42] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
Um, actually, I'm a youk—
**[09:48] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I'm sorry!
**[09:49] (Flashback) Renka**
Rensuke!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Ruri**
Wait!
**[09:51] (Flashback) Renka**
Wait!
**[09:54] (Flashback) Kurai**
I just saw Rensuke-sama and
his friend go running—
***SIGN*** Renka Nyuudou
**[09:58] (Flashback) Kurai**
Renka-san?
**[10:02] (Flashback) Ruri**
Rensuke-kun!
***SIGN*** Fire Hydrant
***SIGN*** Conference Room 2
**[10:18] (Flashback) Kurai**
Sir, Renka-sama's condition has...
**[10:22] (Flashback) Hajime**
I see. All right.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Hajime**
I'll head to the hospital
once this meeting is over.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Hajime**
Now, about amending this youkai bill...
***SIGN*** Ichigankoku Hospital
**[10:33] Nyuudou**
Not long after... I had no reason
to visit the hospital anymore.
***SIGN*** Reception
**[10:42] (Flashback) Nurse 1**
Yes. Ruri-chan got better after that.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
I see. That's good.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Nurse 2**
Are you sure about this, Senpai?
**[10:52] (Flashback) Nurse 1**
Apparently, Ruri-chan and Rensuke-kun
got into a fight that day.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Nurse 1**
He's better off not knowing that she
passed away falling down the stairs
**[11:00] (Flashback) Nurse 1**
chasing after him.
**[11:03] Little Nyuudou**
*Why?*
**[11:05] Little Nyuudou**
*Why?*
**[11:07] Little Nyuudou**
*Why?!*
**[11:11] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
Damn it!
**[11:12] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
Is it because my face looks like this?!
**[11:15] (Flashback) Little Nyuudou**
It's not like I wanted
to be born this weird!
**[11:23] Nyuudou**
I figured I'd never get involved
with humans ever again...
**[11:27] Nyuudou**
Then you showed up.
***SIGN*** Haruaki Abe
**[11:29] Nyuudou**
Honestly, I envied you.
**[11:33] Nyuudou**
Because I wished...
**[11:36] Nyuudou**
I'd been born a human like you.
**[11:40] Haruaki**
But... if it weren't for your eye,
**[11:44] Haruaki**
I would've died in that fire in Tokyo.
**[11:48] Haruaki**
You also helped out with the kasha.
**[11:51] Haruaki**
Your big eye has saved so many people.
**[11:58] Haruaki**
Of course, you can't look
away from what you've lost.
**[12:02] Haruaki**
Especially if it involved someone's death.
**[12:06] Haruaki**
In that case...
**[12:08] Haruaki**
Every time you say something bad
about yourself or put yourself down,
**[12:11] Haruaki**
I'll find something good
about you and tell you.
**[12:14] Haruaki**
Keep finding your own
value at this school,
**[12:18] Haruaki**
with me...
**[12:20] Haruaki**
No, with everyone in Class 3!
**[12:28] Nyuudou**
Dad!
**[12:30] Hajime**
Are you done talking?
**[12:32] Hajime**
Don't waste any more of my time.
**[12:34] Kurai**
Let's go, Rensuke-sama.
**[12:36] Nyuudou**
Seimei... I...
**[12:39] Haruaki**
It's okay! I'll figure it out!
**[12:42] Hajime**
And what can you possibly do?
**[12:45] Haruaki**
I promise I'll bring you back!
**[12:47] Haruaki**
Until then, I need you to find the resolve
to accept yourself and live your life!
**[12:58] Sano**
And he's gone...
**[13:01] Sano**
Do you actually have a plan
after saying all that?
**[13:04] Haruaki**
I'm gonna think of one right now!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Gashadokuro
***SIGN*** Talisman
of Protection
***SIGN*** Even Cats Can
Understand
***SIGN*** Proverb Dictionary
**[13:15] Miki**
He's basically been glued to
his desk for two hours now...
**[13:18] Sano**
Yeah, he's pretty stuck.
**[13:20] Haruaki**
Damn it! What am I supposed to do?
***SIGN*** Gashadokuro
***SIGN*** Talisman
of Protection
**[13:25] Haruaki**
The little pouch Renka-san gave me...
**[13:28] Haruaki**
It had a ring inside.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Renka**
If you happen to run into a
little girl named Ruri-chan,
**[13:33] (Flashback) Renka**
please give that to her.
**[13:35] Haruaki**
I wonder if this is the one
Nyuudou-kun gave to Ruri-chan...
**[13:42] Haruaki**
Could it be...
***SIGN*** That Big-Time Actor
in a Love Affair
Confirmed?!
Fans Are Shocked at the
Unexpected News!
Entertainment Insider
"It's a Total Surprise"
It's been revealed that one
big-time actor is in a love affair.
Fans have posted congratulations
and grievances online at the
sudden news. Everyone is in
complete shock.
**[13:48] Haruaki**
I've got it!
**[13:50] Haruaki**
Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[13:53] Miki**
I-If you do that and mess up,
you're gonna be more than fired!
**[13:57] Haruaki**
Don't worry! I'll keep it peaceful!
**[13:59] Miki**
Aw, hell! Don't blame me
for whatever happens!
**[14:02] Sano**
Well, whatever.
**[14:04] Sano**
Things are finally turning
back into a gag anime.
***SIGN*** Takahashi
Youkai General Hospital
**[14:07] Takahashi**
Hey there, Abe-sensei.
**[14:09] Takahashi**
The Nyuudou family, huh? You picked
quite the family to fight with.
**[14:13] Haruaki**
Um... The little brother
you mentioned before...
**[14:16] Haruaki**
It's Kurai-san, right?
**[14:18] Takahashi**
Yup, it sure is!
**[14:20] Takahashi**
We get along so well that we've
never even fought before.
**[14:24] Haruaki**
And the youkai magic you both
use is exactly the same, right?
**[14:28] Takahashi**
Yup, exactly the same.
**[14:30] Takahashi**
We can make our eyes appear
on things we touch...
**[14:33] Takahashi**
or see spirit energy or souls.
**[14:36] Haruaki**
*Thank you very much.*
**[14:38] Haruaki**
*I just have one more question.*
**[14:41] Mandragora**
Tick, tock, ding.
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** 10
***SIGN*** 3
***SIGN*** 4
***SIGN*** 5
***SIGN*** 9
***SIGN*** 7
***SIGN*** 8
***SIGN*** 6
**[14:47] Haruaki**
There we go!
**[14:48] Hajime**
*How dare you?! What are you thinking?!*
**[14:51] Hajime**
*This is blackmail!*
**[14:53] Nyuudou**
What? What's wrong?
**[14:54] Hajime**
Don't mess with me!
**[14:56] Kurai**
Rensuke-sama...
***SIGN*** To Nyuudou-kun's father.
Once you see this, call this number
within 10 minutes.
**[14:58] Kurai**
Just a while ago, your former classmate,
the ittan-momen, dropped this off.
***SIGN*** Huge Scoop!!
Hajime Nyuudou
sexually harassed
a bunch of minors
at a cross-dressing bar?!
**[15:04] Hatanaka**
Wait, is this real?
**[15:06] Miki**
Nope. This is the doppelganger
Yamazaki-san.
***SIGN*** You're a
police officer
who protects
civilians, right?
**[15:10] Miki**
Haruaki-kun wanted to make up this scandal.
***SIGN*** Don't blame me for
whatever happens!
**[15:13] Hajime**
How dare you fabricate
something like this?!
**[15:15] Hajime**
I'm calling my lawyer and
the police right now!
**[15:17] Haruaki**
But I might accidentally leak
that on social media first.
**[15:21] Hajime**
*Th-This little...*
**[15:24] Haruaki**
Nyuudou-san, how about
we have a competition?
**[15:27] Haruaki**
* I'm going to head there right*
* now to bring Rensuke-kun back.*
**[15:30] Haruaki**
* Of course, no matter what*
* happens, I won't use my power.*
**[15:34] Haruaki**
* If I'm able to get Rensuke-kun out*
* of the house before dawn, I win.*
**[15:38] Haruaki**
If I win, I will have
Rensuke-kun return to school.
**[15:42] Hajime**
Then when I catch you and I win,
I will demand that the principal resign,
**[15:48] Hajime**
and I will choose his successor.
**[15:53] Hajime**
* I told you. I'm suspicious of*
* any school that would hire you.*
**[15:58] Haruaki**
B-But that's...
**[16:00] Principal**
That's fine.
**[16:02] Principal**
It's a leader's burden to take
responsibility when something happens.
**[16:07] Hajime**
I'm glad you understand.
**[16:10] Haruaki**
Principal... Thank you so much.
**[16:13] Principal**
Haruaki-kun, I'm sure you know this...
**[16:16] Principal**
If you lose, your head is
gonna fly. Quite literally.
**[16:22] Haruaki**
It's not just my job on the
line! It's my life, too!
***SIGN*** And so...
**[16:25] Small Old Man**
* And so... the battle between the*
* Nyuudou family and Haruaki's forces...*
***SIGN*** The battle between
the Nyuudou family
and Haruaki's forces...
**[16:30] Kuniko**
Huh?
**[16:31] Small Old Man**
*...began!*
***SIGN*** Online
***SIGN*** Class 3 Group (26)
***SIGN*** Class 3, gather in front of the
school gates tonight at 7 PM!
**[16:34] Haruaki**
Okay, I'm counting on you.
**[16:37] Hijita**
I'd heard he was rich, but the Nyuudou
family's way bigger than I thought.
**[16:42] Haruaki**
According to Takahashi-sensei's intel,
**[16:44] Haruaki**
it's a building filled with a bunch of
eye youkai, so it has no blind spots.
**[16:49] Odawara**
Ugh... I'm getting nervous.
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Fire
**[16:51] Kurahashi**
Is this really going to turn out okay?
**[16:54] Sano**
This is exactly when we'd want
Nyuudou to say something.
**[16:57] Nyuudou**
* We've come this far,*
* so we've gotta keep going!*
**[17:00] Sano**
He'd say that, and we'd
all actually move forward.
**[17:04] Toubyou**
Well, I guess we've gotta go.
**[17:06] Odawara**
Let's go get our leader!
**[17:09] Hijita**
Without him around, the average
score on our tests is gonna go down!
**[17:14] Kurai**
Rensuke-sama, you won't be able to
leave your room tonight, so take this.
**[17:19] Nyuudou**
A tablet?
**[17:20] Kurai**
The mokumokuren throughout the building
**[17:23] Kurai**
will use their youkai magic to
put what they see on the screen,
**[17:25] Kurai**
so you can see what's going on
outside your room with this.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[17:28] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[17:30] Small Old Man**
Mokumokuren.
**[17:31] Small Old Man**
They possess homes and keep
an eye out for intruders.
**[17:35] Nyuudou**
That's thoughtful of you.
**[17:36] Kurai**
Yes, well, I can't have you get
curious and try to sneak out, either.
**[17:40] Kurai**
Now, If you'll excuse me, I must—
**[17:43] Kurai**
It appears they've made their move.
**[17:46] Nyuudou**
Then that thunder was the Ogatas?
**[17:49] Kou**
Let's burn this into the
eyes of the eye youkai...
**[17:52] Kou; Rin**
The power of the Fuujin and Raijin!
**[17:55] Security 1**
Get inside!
**[17:56] Security 2**
Right!
**[17:59] Hijita**
All right. Just as planned,
we're gonna wreak havoc now.
**[18:02] Hijita**
You stay behind us so
you don't get caught.
**[18:06] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
R-Right.
**[18:07] Mandragora**
Pardon us!
**[18:10] Hijita**
Th-This lobby's huge!
**[18:12] Medusa**
Welcome, Rensuke-sama's former friends.
**[18:16] Hijita**
What do you mean, "former"?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Sorry, still friends.
**[18:20] Hijita**
And we're gonna continue
being his friends! Oota!
**[18:23] Oota**
You got it!
**[18:25] Oota**
If you don't want me to squish
you, give Nyuudou-kun ba—
**[18:28] Oota**
Huh?
**[18:29] Oota**
Wait, my body won't mo—
**[18:32] Fuji**
Hey! Either look down or close your eyes!
**[18:34] Fuji**
That woman facing you!
Don't look her in the eyes!
**[18:37] Fuji**
This is her youkai magic!
**[18:39] Fuji**
The youkai that turns you to stone
if you look her in the eye...
**[18:41] Fuji**
Medusa!
**[18:43] Momoyama**
In that case...
**[18:44] Momoyama**
How about this, stone lady?
**[18:47] Marilyn**
If you turn us to stone,
the other servants—
**[18:51] Daisy**
Marilyn!
**[18:52] Kurahashi**
Unbelievable! They even turned
their friends to stone!
**[18:56] Medusa**
But of course.
**[18:58] Medusa**
They caught not just by the
intruders, but by students.
**[19:01] Medusa**
I'm sure they'd much prefer
to be statues in the lobby.
**[19:06] Medusa**
Now, next up is...
**[19:07] Medusa**
You there, with the afro.
**[19:08] Mujina**
That was close!
**[19:10] Medusa**
I don't sense much spirit energy
from you, so I'll save you for later.
**[19:13] Mujina**
Huh?!
**[19:16] Medusa**
Ow! Why is the floor frozen here?
**[19:20] Fuji**
If I'm looking down so I
don't look you in the eyes,
**[19:22] Fuji**
I can only freeze what's below me.
**[19:24] Medusa**
Ugh! I keep slipping and can't stand!
**[19:26] Ogoso**
Seimei-sensei! Put this on so
you don't look her in the eyes.
**[19:31] Haruaki**
But...
**[19:31] Ogoso**
You can't get caught yet.
**[19:33] Ogoso**
Look for a chance to get out of this lobby!
**[19:36] Medusa**
I finally got out.
**[19:37] Fuji**
Then I'll just freeze more!
**[19:41] Medusa**
Hey! How am I supposed
to move like this?!
**[19:44] Medusa**
Just kidding.
**[19:45] Fuji**
Huh?
**[19:48] Medusa**
Thanks for making the floor a giant mirror,
guy who happens to be a yuki-onna.
**[19:53] Medusa**
Thanks to you, I can turn everyone
looking down into stone at once.
**[19:58] Hijita**
What the hell? A single maid just...
**[20:01] Nyuudou**
No way...
**[20:03] Hijita**
They're too strong.
**[20:05] Medusa**
Now, then... All that's left is
the teacher and eyepatch kid.
**[20:08] Medusa**
Who should I get first?
**[20:11] Medusa**
Where are you aiming?
**[20:13] Hijita**
Damn it! If I can get her into a puddle...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[20:20] Medusa**
You little...
**[20:22] Medusa**
He... doesn't have a face?!
**[20:24] Mujina**
You're gonna lose your footing
**[20:27] Mujina**
if you're only paying attention to
someone's spirit energy, dumbass!
**[20:35] Mujina**
Hey! What's the big ide—
**[20:36] Hijita**
Mujina, keep that up for later.
**[20:42] Hijita**
You can't escape anymore...
from your own youkai magic.
**[20:46] Medusa**
Don't tell me you're trying
to take me down, too?!
**[20:49] Hijita**
I don't mind goin' down,
as long as I take you with me!
**[20:53] Mujina**
Hijita!
**[20:56] Kuniko**
Beniko-chan, what's wrong?
**[20:57] Beniko**
Nothing...
**[20:58] Kuniko**
There are surprisingly few
people in the back entrance.
**[21:02] Sano**
It's because the guys who went through
the front caused a ruckus in the lobby
**[21:05] Sano**
and gathered our enemies there.
**[21:07] Kuniko**
I wonder if they're okay.
**[21:10] Beniko**
Eh, I'm sure they're fine.
Hijita's in that group, too.
**[21:17] Mujina**
Hey, look at this, Seimei.
**[21:19] Mujina**
It's the monitor room.
**[21:21] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
There!
**[21:22] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
There's Nyuudou-kun!
**[21:23] Mujina**
I'm not sure where that is,
but he's next to a giant window.
**[21:27] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
We're on-screen, too.
**[21:28] Mujina**
Were there any security cameras though?
**[21:31] Kurai**
There weren't.
**[21:33] Kurai**
Those monitors are connected
to our eyes, after all.
**[21:38] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
Mujina-kun, run!
**[21:41] Kurai**
Even if he runs, he'll be
caught immediately.
**[21:43] Haruaki/Yamazaki**
I see you're as violent
as ever, Kurai-kun.
**[21:48] Kurai**
I figured it was you...
**[21:49] Kurai**
Yamazaki-san the doppelganger.
**[21:52] Kurai**
Even if you turn into a human, you can't
hide the spirit energy flowing within you.
**[21:58] Kurai**
So you're using the zashikiwarashi's
youkai magic to hide yourself...
**[22:04] Kurai**
But I see right through you, Abe-sensei.
# 23 - The Gashadokuro, Kuniko Utagawa
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:05] Kurai**
*A dodomeki can see through everything.*
**[00:08] Kurai**
You transformed into Abe-sensei
**[00:11] Kurai**
and gathered everyone on the first floor,
**[00:13] Kurai**
while the real Abe-sensei and his students
snuck in through the back entrance.
**[00:18] Kurai**
Does that about sum it up?
**[00:20] Kurai**
Oh? Did I get something wrong?
**[00:23] Yamazaki**
Nah...
**[00:25] Yamazaki**
I was just thinking that you look just
like your older brother when you smile.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 23
"The Gashadokuro,
Kuniko Utagawa"
**[02:05] Sano**
We climbed up pretty high.
**[02:07] Beniko**
Sorry, I need a break.
**[02:09] Beniko**
I used up quite a bit of my spirit power.
**[02:12] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
Thank you.
**[02:13] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
Thanks to you, we got to the
middle floor without any issues.
**[02:17] Tamao**
Wait for us, Ren-Ren.
**[02:19] Tamao**
*I have tons of things I wanna tell you!*
**[02:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
*Okay, just a little more.*
**[02:26] Mekurabe**
Daruma-san...
**[02:30] Sano**
You two, conceal yourselves again.
**[02:33] Mekurabe**
Daruma-san...
**[02:35] Sano**
Looks like we've got trouble.
**[02:39] Mekurabe**
Let's have a staring contest.
**[02:41] Mekurabe**
If you laugh, you lose.
**[02:43] Mekurabe**
Ready, set, go!
**[02:47] Tamao**
I have no idea why, but when I saw
her face, I couldn't stop laughing...
**[02:50] Tamao**
It's not even that funny!
**[02:53] Mamekichi**
Your face right now
is pretty funny, though.
**[02:56] Utagawa**
Could it be... that this maid
used her youkai magic...
**[03:01] Sano**
Then I'll go in from behind!
**[03:03] Mekurabe**
Too bad!
**[03:06] Mamekichi**
How dare you?!
**[03:07] Mamekichi**
This folly will ruin Sano-kun's cool-guy image!
**[03:11] Mekurabe**
I am the youkai mekurabe.
**[03:13] Mekurabe**
You can look me up later on your own,
**[03:15] Mekurabe**
you stupid, small fry, student youkai!
**[03:18] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[03:20] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
"Mekurabe. A youkai made
up of a bunch of skulls.
**[03:24] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
They'll try to have a staring contest
with you to make you laugh."
**[03:27] Haruaki (Amaaki)**
Apparently.
**[03:28] Sano**
Thanks for the explanation
while you're still invisible.
**[03:31] Sano**
This means she can split up
as much as she wants to.
**[03:34] Renjou**
In that case, I'll capture her in my web!
**[03:39] Renjou**
There are far too many.
**[03:41] Utagawa**
Hey, Yuri-chan...
**[03:43] Renjou**
What's the matter, Kuniko?
**[03:45] Utagawa**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[03:47] Mekurabe**
So you're Kuniko Utagawa?
**[03:49] Utagawa**
Huh? Yes, I am...
**[03:54] Mekurabe**
All right, listen up, Kuniko Utagawa.
**[03:57] Mekurabe**
I've been taking care of Rensuke-sama
ever since he was born.
**[04:04] Utagawa**
Huh?!
**[04:05] Mekurabe**
I changed his diapers, bathed him
until he was in grade school,
**[04:09] Mekurabe**
brushed his teeth, helped him study,
changed his diapers, bathed him...
**[04:14] Renjou**
Why did you repeat the part
about the diapers and bathing?
**[04:17] Mekurabe**
And yet you had the nerve to
use your charms on Rensuke-sama
**[04:21] Mekurabe**
without my permission when
all you've got is your looks.
**[04:23] Utagawa**
I'm more than just my looks!
**[04:25] Utagawa**
I work hard on my studies
so I'll have a good balance!
**[04:27] Mekurabe**
What could you possibly
know about Rensuke-sama
**[04:29] Mekurabe**
when you've only known him
for a year and a half?
**[04:32] Utagawa**
* I can't let this perverted*
* girl get the better of me.*
**[04:36] Mekurabe**
I'll use my youkai magic to make you
laugh until you turn into an uggo!
**[04:41] Utagawa**
*In order to deal with a pervert like this...*
**[04:44] Utagawa**
*I just need to be an even bigger pervert!*
**[04:47] Utagawa**
Well, if you must know...
**[04:49] Utagawa**
I peeped him in the bath just recently.
**[04:53] Utagawa**
* I'll turn into a pervert if it means*
* we'll be able to get Nyuudou-kun back!*
**[04:56] Utagawa**
He was... a safari park!
**[05:00] Mekurabe**
S-Safari park?!
**[05:04] Mekurabe**
Wait, what? Exactly what
part of him was a safari?!
**[05:07] Mekurabe**
*Good, she took the bait!*
**[05:09] Mekurabe**
Would you like to see?
**[05:10] Mekurabe**
I snapped a pic on my phone.
**[05:14] Mekurabe**
I'll delete that obscene picture once
I transfer it over to my phone!
**[05:19] Utagawa**
*Now!*
**[05:22] Utagawa**
Sorry. I was lying about that photo.
**[05:26] Mekurabe**
I can escape this in no time...
**[05:28] Mekurabe**
Spider webbing?!
**[05:31] Renjou**
Earlier...
**[05:32] Renjou**
Kuniko told me to make
a web in her right hand.
**[05:36] Mekurabe**
Wha—
**[05:37] Renjou**
Once a bug gets caught in
my web, there's no escape!
**[05:40] Mekurabe**
Argh! I can't move!
**[05:44] Tamao**
She looks like natto!
**[05:47] Renjou**
Kuniko, are you all right?
**[05:49] Utagawa**
She didn't even use her youkai magic
on me, but I can't stop smiling.
**[05:53] Utagawa**
But...
**[05:54] Utagawa**
* Nyuudou-kun didn't hear me earlier,*
* so I'll be able to keep my sanity.*
**[06:00] Small Old Man**
He heard you loud and clear!
**[06:03] Kurai**
*Seriously, how could you let this happen?*
**[06:06] Kurai**
I can't believe you let some high
school girls get the better of you.
**[06:10] Tamao**
K-Kurai...
**[06:12] Kurai**
I really didn't want to have
to face you, Akisame-kun.
**[06:17] Nyuudou**
Kurai... What's he planning to do?
**[06:21] Nyuudou**
The first floor went dark.
Did something happen?
**[06:25] Takahashi**
Hey, hey.
**[06:27] Takahashi**
How are you doing, Yamazaki-kun?
**[06:30] Yamazaki**
You're about the only person who'd
see me in this state and ask that.
**[06:33] Takahashi**
But good grief, you got roughed up.
**[06:36] Takahashi**
Was it Kurai?
**[06:38] Yamazaki**
I mentioned you and he lost it.
**[06:41] Yamazaki**
Just how much does he hate you?
**[06:45] Takahashi**
Well, it's easy to hate doctors.
**[06:48] Takahashi**
So, do you need some treatment?
**[06:50] Yamazaki**
No, I'm fine.
**[06:52] Yamazaki**
Go help everyone else instead.
**[06:55] Takahashi**
Okay!
**[06:58] Kurai**
Now, then...
**[06:59] Kurai**
Let's stop this farce.
**[07:01] Kurai**
All of the students in the main lobby,
other than the nopperabou, were defeated.
**[07:07] Kurai**
Which means that only you five remain...
**[07:09] Kurai**
as well as... the two who are invisible here.
**[07:14] Sano**
Zashiki! Seimei!
**[07:17] Sano**
Put them down!
**[07:19] Utagawa**
You're Akira-san's brother, aren't you?!
**[07:21] Utagawa**
How could someone related
to a doctor do something like—
**[07:24] Kurai**
What?
**[07:27] Kurai**
I should be asking you if you feel a
particular way being raised by that thing.
**[07:31] Kurai**
That thing is pure evil.
**[07:34] Takahashi**
Hey, now. That's rather rude to
say about your older brother.
**[07:41] Kurai**
Akira... What are you doing here?
**[07:44] Takahashi**
Well...
**[07:45] Takahashi**
All of you seemed to be having so much fun.
**[07:49] Takahashi**
Let me join in.
**[07:51] Takahashi**
Also...
**[07:52] Takahashi**
There was something I was curious about...
**[07:56] Takahashi**
But the main reason is that
**[07:58] Takahashi**
I was on the phone with Abe-sensei
this evening and realized something...
**[08:02] Takahashi**
I realized that ever since I was born,
I'd never fought with my brother.
**[08:08] Takahashi**
So let's have a good old
sibling brawl, Kurai!
**[08:13] Kurai**
You can't be serious.
**[08:15] Kurai**
The chances of me facing you in a fair fight...
**[08:17] Kurai**
are zero.
**[08:21] Kurai**
Even you wouldn't be able to
handle this many enemies.
**[08:26] Takahashi**
Aw, I'm so happy.
**[08:29] Takahashi**
The idea of examining all these
eye youkai is getting me excited.
**[08:35] Three-eyed youkai**
Don't get distracted! As long as
we capture Haruaki Abe, we win!
**[08:39] Takahashi**
What?!
**[08:40] Takahashi**
Come on, don't be like that!
**[08:43] Takahashi**
The average temperature of a three-eyed
youkai is the same as a human's,
**[08:48] Takahashi**
so 36.2°C, but yours is 37.2°C,
so it's a little high.
**[08:51] Takahashi**
You don't have any other signs
of a cold, so maybe it's stress.
**[08:55] Takahashi**
And so... you should get some sleep.
**[08:58] Takahashi**
Okay, exam over.
**[09:02] Mamekichi**
All right! I can do this, too!
**[09:04] Mamekichi**
Transform!
**[09:06] Mamekichi**
A lemon!
**[09:07] Mamekichi**
Take that! I'll squirt
lemon juice in your eyes!
**[09:09] Servants**
My eyes!
**[09:11] Sano**
Tamao, use this opportunity to go to Nyuudou.
**[09:15] Tamao**
Huh? But...
**[09:16] Sano**
Even if we win,
**[09:19] Sano**
there's no point if Nyuudou's
not going to change his mind.
**[09:22] Sano**
And for that to happen,
**[09:25] Sano**
he needs you.
**[09:28] Tamao**
* I tried to look cool, but I have*
* no idea where Ren-Ren is!*
**[09:32] Takahashi**
Time for your shot!
**[09:35] Tamao**
Hey, Mad Doctor!
**[09:37] Tamao**
You can see anything, right?
**[09:39] Tamao**
Could you tell me the fastest
way to get to Ren-Ren?
**[09:42] Takahashi**
Huh?
**[09:43] Takahashi**
Hmm...
**[09:45] Takahashi**
Let's see...
**[09:47] Takahashi**
Okay, after eight seconds,
try jumping out that window.
**[09:52] Tamao**
Huh?!
**[09:53] Takahashi**
That's the fastest route.
**[09:55] Tamao**
Wait, what?! What?!
**[09:57] Takahashi**
Five... You don't have time to hesitate. Three...
**[10:00] Tamao**
Okay, fine!
**[10:01] Takahashi**
Two...
**[10:02] Tamao**
I guess I'm gonna YOLO it!
**[10:04] Takahashi**
One...
**[10:05] Tamao**
That bastard!
**[10:06] Tamao**
He showed me the quickest way to heaven!
**[10:10] Tamao**
Mujina! What're you doing here?!
**[10:12] Mujina**
That's my line.
**[10:15] Mujina**
I was trying to meet up
with Maeda and the others.
**[10:18] Mujina**
Going outside seemed to be
the quickest way to Nyuudou.
**[10:22] Tamao**
I see, meow. So this
was the quickest route!
**[10:25] Mujina**
Hey! Maeda!
**[10:29] Takahashi**
Now, then...
**[10:31] Takahashi**
Let me examine you already, Kurai.
**[10:35] Takahashi**
Since you're my precious little brother,
I'll try this new drug out on you.
**[10:40] Takahashi**
Don't worry. Even if you
experience any side effects...
**[10:43] Takahashi**
I'll treat you later!
**[10:47] Takahashi**
How is it?!
**[10:51] Takahashi**
It didn't go into his vein.
**[10:54] Kurai**
Believe it or not, I'm also a dodomeki.
**[10:57] Kurai**
I can see my veins, so I made
sure the contents didn't go in.
**[11:02] Takahashi**
Aw, I made a medical error!
**[11:04] Kurai**
Your shot won't work on me.
**[11:06] Takahashi**
Aw... In that case...
**[11:09] Takahashi**
I guess we'll just have to
solve this with violence.
**[11:15] Takahashi**
I have to hold down patients who
struggle when I'm treating them,
**[11:19] Takahashi**
so my arms are pretty strong.
**[11:21] Kurai**
You're a monster through and through...
**[11:23] Mekurabe**
Seriously? You're a doctor,
and you're being violent?
**[11:26] Takahashi**
What are you talking about?
**[11:28] Takahashi**
It's because I'm a doctor that I can treat
people even if they end up a bit hurt.
**[11:33] Kurai**
*Yeah... This guy is an absolute psycho.*
**[11:38] Nuribotoke**
That's quite enough!
**[11:41] Mekurabe**
Hell yeah! Good job, Nuribotoke!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[11:44] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[11:46] Small Old Man**
Nuribotoke.
**[11:47] Small Old Man**
A youkai that hides in the shadows of
altars and such, and suddenly attacks.
**[11:52] Nuribotoke**
If you keep acting up,
I'll shoot this into her!
**[11:57] Takahashi**
Go for it.
**[11:58] Nuribotoke**
Huh?
**[11:59] Takahashi**
Say...
**[12:00] Takahashi**
You're fighting with Abe-sensei, right?
**[12:03] Takahashi**
Let me tell you how to boost
your odds of winning.
**[12:06] Nuribotoke**
Hey! Stay back!
**[12:07] Takahashi**
In order to defeat that abnormally good guy,
**[12:11] Takahashi**
you need to be the ultimate bad guy.
**[12:14] Takahashi**
But just a normal bad guy won't do.
**[12:16] Takahashi**
The more Abe-sensei is a good guy...
**[12:19] Takahashi**
the more you need to be absolute lowlifes
who'll do the absolute worst things.
**[12:26] Takahashi**
Like this.
**[12:29] Utagawa**
Akira...sa...
**[12:31] Nuribotoke**
Huh? Wait... huh?
**[12:34] Takahashi**
It's very clear to me that you don't
have the resolve to hurt Kuniko.
**[12:38] Takahashi**
There's no way someone as half-assed as you
**[12:41] Takahashi**
has a chance against someone
who's willing to do anything.
**[12:45] Takahashi**
Oh, dear. Maybe I frightened
her a bit too much.
**[12:48] Kurai**
Akira!
**[12:49] Kurai**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[12:51] Takahashi**
Aw, so you *can* get mad!
**[12:54] Takahashi**
I feel bad for what I did to Kuniko...
**[12:57] Takahashi**
But this is nothing for someone like her.
**[13:00] Sano**
U-Utagawa-san, are you okay?
**[13:03] Utagawa**
Yeah...
**[13:05] Takahashi**
See? She's fi—
**[13:08] Takahashi**
What is this?
**[13:10] Takahashi**
I've lived over a hundred years
and haven't felt pain like this...
**[13:13] Utagawa**
You should be glad I didn't crush them!
**[13:16] Utagawa**
How dare you put your hand through
a girl's chest and leave a hole in it?!
**[13:19] Utagawa**
You're the worst!
**[13:22] Kurai**
That ring...
**[13:25] Utagawa**
Seimei-sensei gave it to me.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Haruaki**
I wanted to give you this, Utagawa-san.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Haruaki**
It's the ring that Nyuudou-kun
gave to Ruri-chan.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Wh-Why do you have this, Sensei?
**[13:42] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Renka-san asked me to give it to you.
**[13:46] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Utagawa-san...
**[13:48] (Flashback) Haruaki**
No.
**[13:50] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Ruri-chan.
**[13:55] Takahashi**
I was shocked at first, too.
**[13:58] Takahashi**
I never thought...
**[14:00] Haruaki**
*I have just one more question!*
**[14:04] (Flashback) Haruaki**
The place where you first
met Utagawa-san...
**[14:07] (Flashback) Haruaki**
Was it the hospital where
Nyuudou-kun's mother was staying?
**[14:12] Takahashi**
...he would ever ask me that.
**[14:17] Takahashi**
Now, Nyuudou-kun.
**[14:18] Takahashi**
Make sure you listen carefully
and don't look away.
**[14:24] Takahashi**
And listen to how
**[14:26] Takahashi**
the departed-soul youkai, the gashadokuro
Kuniko Utagawa, was born.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Ichigankoku Hospital
**[14:36] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Starting today...
**[14:38] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I've transferred to this
hospital to start my residency.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Takahashi**
My name is Akira Takahashi.
**[14:43] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I still don't know much about huma—
**[14:45] (Flashback) Takahashi**
er, about this hospital, so I'll be counting
on you all to teach me the ropes.
**[14:50] (Flashback) Nurses**
He's so hot!
**[14:51] (Flashback) Head Nurse**
Hey.
**[14:52] Takahashi**
* The president of this hospital is*
* actually a youkai disguised as a human.*
**[14:56] Takahashi**
*I'm so happy I get to be at a human hospital.*
**[15:00] Takahashi**
*Not to mention...*
**[15:03] Takahashi**
* I sense a lot of spirit*
* energy at this hospital.*
***SIGN*** Exam Room 2
***SIGN*** Exam Room 2
**[15:07] (Flashback) Nurse**
And this is exam room 2.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Takahashi**
May I look at the emergency staircase?
***SIGN*** Exam Room 2
**[15:13] (Flashback) Nurse**
Huh? Oh, no, not there.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Nurse**
A ghost appears there.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Takahashi**
A ghost?
**[15:18] (Flashback) Nurse**
Nurses have almost fallen there,
and a patient saw a ghost there.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Nurse**
It could be that girl from two months ago...
**[15:26] (Flashback) Nurse**
Huh?
**[15:28] (Flashback) Nurse**
The door opened on its own.
**[15:37] (Flashback) Takahashi**
A gashadokuro?!
**[15:39] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Wow... I've never seen one before!
**[15:42] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Say, what are you doing
at a human hospital?
**[15:45] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Whoa there.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I see.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You clearly lack reason.
**[15:54] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Then I'll have to examine
you even more closely.
**[15:59] Takahashi**
*I see...*
**[16:01] Takahashi**
* Lots of humans souls*
* have gathered together.*
**[16:04] Takahashi**
* For all of these souls to come*
* together would require...*
**[16:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
There!
**[16:11] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Let me have a closer look!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Just one of the souls is a different color.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I see. You must be the
gashadokuro's core.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Your regret is what summoned all
these souls of the dead here and...
**[16:23] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Oh, dear...
**[16:33] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Ah, this is great.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You are full of energy!
**[16:37] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Tell me even more about you!
**[16:40] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Why are you here?
**[16:42] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Are you still attached
to your remaining family?
**[16:44] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Did you have a fight with a friend
or romantic partner and part ways?
**[16:49] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I saw some hesitation just now.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You can't fool a dodomeki's eyes.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Then I'll go ahead and
grant your wish for you.
**[16:58] (Flashback) Takahashi**
What do you want to do?
**[17:00] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Tell me.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Gashadokuro**
I...
**[17:09] (Flashback) Gashadokuro**
I want... to... apologize...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Then I'll give you a chance to do that.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Now, come to me.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Head Nurse**
Sensei?
**[17:32] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Oh, it's you.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Hey, look at this.
***SIGN*** Exam Room 2
**[17:36] (Flashback) Takahashi**
It's a soul of a gashadokuro.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Isn't it beautiful?
**[17:43] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I want to give this girl...
**[17:46] (Flashback) Takahashi**
a beautiful body.
**[17:48] Ruri**
*Rensuke-kun!*
**[17:50] Ruri**
*Wait, Rensuke-kun!*
**[17:54] Ruri**
*I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared...*
**[17:58] Ruri**
*But even so, I love...*
**[18:04] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Huh?
**[18:06] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Where am I?
**[18:07] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Oh? You're awake?
**[18:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
How's that body feel?
Is it moving properly?
**[18:13] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Also, I hope you like your face, too.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Is this... me?
**[18:21] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Wait, wait, wait, what's going on?!
**[18:24] Utagawa**
Why?!
**[18:24] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Now, now, calm down.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Takahashi**
If you panic that much...
**[18:27] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Oh, dear.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Gah! What is this?!
**[18:31] (Flashback) Takahashi**
If you let your guard down,
**[18:32] (Flashback) Takahashi**
you won't be able to keep your human form
and you'll turn into that, so be careful.
***SIGN*** Takahashi
Youkai General Hospital
**[18:37] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I see.
**[18:38] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I think I understand that there are actually
youkai and I've become a youkai myself.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I guess Rensuke-kun is also a youkai.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I had no idea...
**[18:50] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Well, now you can find out all about him.
**[18:53] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I'm jealous.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Huh?
**[18:56] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I love learning new things.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Learning about someone is my
way of showing them respect.
**[19:03] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Learning about someone...
**[19:06] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Hey! Could you tell me
more about youkai?
**[19:10] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I want to learn more and
understand everything,
**[19:12] (Flashback) Utagawa**
and then tell Rensuke-kun that I love him.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Utagawa**
And... maybe go to the same
school as Rensuke-kun.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I see. You're in fifth grade right now?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Takahashi**
How's your academic ability?
**[19:26] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I was in the hospital forever,
so I never went to grade school.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You have five years until high school.
**[19:32] (Flashback) Takahashi**
If we can fill you up with the very
minimum amount of knowledge...
**[19:35] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I'll do my best!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Rensuke-kun's super smart, so I'm going
to be a girl worthy of being at his side!
**[19:41] (Flashback) Takahashi**
And can you do that?
**[19:42] (Flashback) Utagawa**
It's not about if I can or can't.
I'm going to do it!
**[19:46] Utagawa**
*I have to.*
**[19:48] Utagawa**
*This time, for sure...*
**[19:50] Utagawa**
* I'm going to become a girl worthy*
* of being by Rensuke-kun's side!*
**[19:54] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
So... is she studying late again?
**[19:58] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
That can't be good for her health.
**[20:01] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Well, I am a doctor, so I told her to stop.
**[20:03] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I told her staying up too
late is bad for her skin,
**[20:06] (Flashback) Takahashi**
then she started wearing
face masks while studying.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
How can I compete with that?
**[20:11] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Now, then...
**[20:12] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I'm gonna go out for
drinks with the principal.
**[20:15] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
This late?
**[20:16] (Flashback) Takahashi**
As a reward for her hard work...
**[20:19] (Flashback) Takahashi**
If she can get into high school next year,
**[20:20] (Flashback) Takahashi**
I figured I'd pull some strings
to get her into the same class
**[20:23] (Flashback) Takahashi**
as the kid who's on her mind.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
You're a really good guy sometimes,
and that's what makes you so unfair.
***SIGN*** One Year Later
***SIGN*** Principal's Office
**[20:34] (Flashback) Principal**
Since you got a perfect score
on the academic ability test,
**[20:38] (Flashback) Principal**
I'd like you to give a greeting
on behalf of all new students
**[20:40] (Flashback) Principal**
at tomorrow's entrance ceremony.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Yes, sir.
**[20:45] (Flashback) Principal**
Oh, actually, there's one other
student who got a perfect score.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Pardon me.
**[20:54] Utagawa**
*It's Rensuke-kun!*
**[20:59] (Flashback) Principal**
Rensuke Nyuudou-kun.
**[21:01] Utagawa**
*It's Rensuke-kun!*
**[21:01] (Flashback) Principal**
This is the other student
who got a perfect score.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[21:07] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Oh, I-I'm sorry...
**[21:09] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Um, I just happened to see my father
wearing women's underwear yesterday...
**[21:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou**
Th-That must've... been shocking...
**[21:17] Utagawa**
*Why are you crying, me?!*
**[21:20] Utagawa**
* You need to look him in the eye*
* and tell him you're sorry!*
**[21:23] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Um...
**[21:27] Utagawa**
*Oh, no. What do I do?*
**[21:29] Utagawa**
*I was finally able to see Rensuke-kun again,*
**[21:31] Utagawa**
*but now that he's actually in front of me...*
**[21:34] Utagawa**
*I'm scared to open up to him.*
**[21:37] Utagawa**
* I'm the one who was all talk*
* and hurt him when I told him*
**[21:39] Utagawa**
* I didn't care about what he looked like,*
* then took one look at him and got scared...*
**[21:44] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Um, I...
**[21:46] Utagawa**
*I wonder what Rensuke-kun thinks...*
**[21:49] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I...
**[21:51] Utagawa**
* I came this far because*
* I wanted to apologize...*
**[21:54] Utagawa**
*But I'm scared that he'll hate me.*
**[21:58] (Flashback) Utagawa**
I'm...
**[21:59] (Flashback) Utagawa**
Kuniko Utagawa.
**[22:03] Utagawa**
*How can I be such a coward?*
**[22:07] (Flashback) Utagawa**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Nyuudou-kun.
**[22:10] Utagawa**
* And from that day on,*
* I became Rensuke-kun's...*
**[22:13] Utagawa**
* No. I became Nyuudou-kun's*
* classmate, Utagawa-san.*
# 24 - The Bond Continuing with Ren-Ren. The Teacher from Ghoul School Will Do His Best!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:04] RENJOU**
I had no idea you had a
past like that, Kuniko...
**[00:08] UTAGAWA**
If I had told everyone sooner,
this might not have happened.
**[00:13] UTAGAWA**
I can never regret my past enough.
**[00:15] UTAGAWA**
But I don't have time for regrets right now.
**[00:20] UTAGAWA**
I need to get Nyuudou-kun back!
**[00:23] KURAI**
I now understand your background.
**[00:26] KURAI**
But that has nothing to do with
what's going on with Abe-sensei.
**[00:29] KURAI**
I cannot withdraw.
**[00:34] TAKAHASHI**
Aw, no way.
**[00:37] TAKAHASHI**
I was using my youkai magic to
look in every direction, too.
**[00:40] KURAI**
Your eye movements, blinking...
**[00:43] KURAI**
I simply moved into one of
those momentary blind spots.
**[00:46] KURAI**
It serves you right! If you
weren't around, I'd never lose.
**[00:52] TAKAHASHI**
Thoughts like that are exactly
what cause you to lose.
**[00:57] UTAGAWA**
It's not just Akira-san
who's powerful, Kurai-san.
**[01:01] UTAGAWA**
I'll keep Kurai-san held up here.
**[01:04] UTAGAWA**
Sano-kun, take Seimei-sensei upstairs.
**[01:06] SANO**
But Utagawa-san, you should
see Nyuudou and talk to him...
**[01:10] UTAGAWA**
That can wait until after it's all over!
**[01:12] SANO**
But...
**[01:13] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
Sano-kun, let's go!
**[01:14] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
So that she and Nyuudou-kun can start over.
**[01:18] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
We need to win this so it can happen!
**[01:20] SERVANT 1**
Don't let them go!
**[01:22] SERVANT 2**
Capture Haruaki Abe at all costs!
**[01:24] RENJOU**
We'll hold back everyone on this floor!
**[01:27] MAMEKICHI**
You two head up there and knock
Nyuudou-kun's dad's clothes off him!
**[01:31] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
Thanks!
**[01:34] KURAI**
He won't be able to protect
Abe-sensei on his own.
**[01:37] TAKAHASHI**
Oh, I don't know about that.
**[01:39] KURAI**
What are you saying?
**[01:40] TAKAHASHI**
It's just that I saw how this is going to end.
**[01:44] TAKAHASHI**
Even so, I can't move anymore.
**[01:48] TAKAHASHI**
I'll just have to see what happens.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 24
"The Bond Continuing with
Ren-Ren. The Teacher from
Ghoul School Will
Do His Best!"
**[03:23] TAMAO**
I'm scared!
**[03:26] SMALL OLD MAN**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[03:28] SMALL OLD MAN**
Mikoshi-nyuudou.
**[03:30] SMALL OLD MAN**
A huge one-eyed youkai.
**[03:32] SMALL OLD MAN**
It gets bigger every time
eye contact is made.
**[03:34] KOU**
Piss off already!
**[03:37] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE**
Hey! What do you think you're
doing to my husband?!
**[03:40] MAEDA**
Gah! There's another one!
**[03:43] MUJINA**
Nice quick turn!
**[03:44] KOU**
This is bad. I'm running
out of spirit energy.
**[03:48] MAEDA**
And I'm running out of stamina.
**[03:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE AND HUSBAND**
You're not getting away!
**[03:53] MUJINA**
That's...
**[03:56] MUJINA**
Guess I'll give it a shot!
**[03:57] MUJINA**
Tamao! See that huge window up there?
**[04:00] MUJINA**
That's probably Nyuudou's room!
**[04:03] TAMAO**
Huh?
**[04:03] MUJINA**
The rest is up to you!
**[04:07] TAMAO**
And twirl.
**[04:08] SMALL OLD MAN**
Ten points!
**[04:09] MUJINA**
Just keep running, Tamao!
**[04:11] TAMAO**
*Ren-Ren...*
**[04:12] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE**
You're not getting away!
**[04:14] TAMAO**
* Because of you... I've been able to*
* push myself harder than before.*
**[04:19] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE**
Stop running around!
**[04:25] TAMAO**
*So, Ren-Ren...*
**[04:38] TAMAO**
I finally found you!
**[04:40] TAMAO**
There's something I want
to give you, Ren-Ren.
**[04:44] TAMAO**
Everyone got me here just
so I could give you this.
**[04:48] TAMAO**
You know...
**[04:50] TAMAO**
I was able to get a 38 because of you!
**[04:53] NYUUDOU**
You came all this way to show me this?
**[04:56] TAMAO**
Yup!
**[04:58] NYUUDOU**
That's amazing, Tama.
**[05:00] NYUUDOU**
You must've worked really hard.
**[05:08] TAMAO**
There, there. You must've worked
really hard, too, Ren-Ren.
**[05:14] TAMAO**
I see. So Utagawa-chan was Ruri-chan.
**[05:19] NYUUDOU**
Yeah.
**[05:21] NYUUDOU**
I just don't know what to do anymore.
**[05:25] NYUUDOU**
Not to mention, all of you got
dragged into this whole mess,
**[05:29] NYUUDOU**
and I can't even do anything.
**[05:31] NYUUDOU**
Tamao... what should I do?
**[05:34] TAMAO**
You have to choose that
for yourself, Ren-Ren.
**[05:38] TAMAO**
Don't think about your home life,
and don't do this for someone else.
**[05:42] TAMAO**
Use your heart to decide
what Ren-Ren wants.
**[05:47] TAMAO**
Even if that ends up being inconvenient
to anyone... including us...
**[05:51] TAMAO**
I won't quit being your best friend.
**[05:55] TAMAO**
So you can relax and decide.
**[05:59] HAJIME**
That opinion is a fine one to have,
**[06:01] HAJIME**
but there are times when you
need to listen to your elders.
**[06:05] NYUUDOU**
Dad...
**[06:07] HAJIME**
I didn't think any of you
would make it to this floor.
**[06:10] TAMAO**
It's nice to meet you.
**[06:12] TAMAO**
I'm Ren-Ren's best friend, Tamao.
**[06:14] HAJIME**
Nice to meet you. I'm Rensuke's father.
**[06:17] TAMAO**
So, yeah. Depending on Ren-Ren's answer,
**[06:20] TAMAO**
I'd like you to take back his withdrawal
**[06:22] TAMAO**
and acknowledge Seimei as
Class 3's teacher... please.
**[06:25] HAJIME**
I cannot do that.
**[06:27] HAJIME**
That man's power to exorcise
demons is dangerous.
**[06:30] HAJIME**
He may eventually use that
power against you all someday.
**[06:36] NYUUDOU**
Tama!
**[06:36] TAMAO**
I don't know about Seimei's
powers or whatever,
**[06:39] TAMAO**
but if I were a bad guy, I could've
used my claws to kill you, sir.
**[06:44] TAMAO**
Hijita could use his bogs to
drown people if he wanted to,
**[06:48] TAMAO**
and if anyone were as strong
as Oota and Utagawa-chan,
**[06:51] TAMAO**
they could easily crush people.
**[06:53] TAMAO**
Everything depends on who is using
it and what they're using it for.
**[06:56] HAJIME**
And that's exactly why it's my job
**[06:59] HAJIME**
to get rid of anything that
could prove to be an obstacle.
**[07:03] HAJIME**
You understand, don't you, Rensuke?
**[07:05] HAJIME**
Renka risked her life giving birth to you.
**[07:08] HAJIME**
I will protect you for Renka's sake, as well.
**[07:10] TAMAO**
Well, Seimei and I got asked by
Ren-Ren's mom to watch over him!
**[07:16] HAJIME**
Wh-What nonsense are you spouting?
**[07:18] TAMAO**
It's not nonsense!
**[07:19] TAMAO**
She was really happy when Seimei told
her how Ren-Ren was doing in school!
**[07:25] HAJIME**
That's enough!
**[07:26] HAJIME**
Sorry, but we'll have to keep you
confined until all of this is over.
**[07:29] NYUUDOU**
Tamao!
**[07:30] TAMAO**
Ren-Ren!
**[07:31] TAMAO**
Once you cross that line,
Seimei will be waiting for you!
**[07:36] TAMAO**
You've got this, Ren-Ren!
**[07:42] HAJIME**
I'll leave him to you.
**[07:43] SERVANT YOUKAI 1**
Yes, sir.
**[07:45] SERVANT YOUKAI 1**
Hey! Stop squirming!
**[07:46] SERVANT YOUKAI 2**
Give him some cat treats.
**[07:50] TAMAO**
What the hell? This is super tasty.
**[07:52] SERVANT YOUKAI 1**
What a stupid cat.
**[07:54] SERVANT YOUKAI 2**
I'm sure the master is worried if an animal
youkai with no intelligence like this
**[07:58] SERVANT YOUKAI 2**
is Rensuke-sama's school friend.
**[08:00] TAMAO**
What'd you say?!
**[08:01] HAJIME**
It doesn't matter what kind
of youkai his friend is.
**[08:04] HAJIME**
Enough with those vulgar comments.
**[08:06] SERVANT YOUKAI 1 & 2**
O-Our apologies...
**[08:09] HAJIME**
Don't forget. Our duty is to make this
place easier for all youkai to live in.
**[08:15] HAJIME**
Our only enemy is Haruaki Abe,
the one who may threaten that.
**[08:19] HAJIME**
The only two left are
Haruaki Abe and Mikoto Sano.
**[08:22] HAJIME**
We will capture them on this floor.
**[08:25] TAMAO**
Th-The reason I was able to do better in
school is because of Ren-Ren and Seimei!
**[08:31] TAMAO**
Don't forget that, either!
**[08:34] HAJIME**
I am aware.
**[08:41] NYUUDOU**
I need to decide... huh?
**[08:46] NYUUDOU**
Wow. He even wrote his name correctly.
***SIGN*** Tamao Akisame
**[08:50] NYUUDOU**
Hm? There's something on the back...
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting on the roof.
***SIGN*** Haruaki
**[08:53] HARUAKI**
*I'll be waiting on the roof!*
**[08:56] (Flashback) TAMAO**
Everyone got me here just
so I could give you this.
**[09:02] NYUUDOU**
Just so that Tama could bring me this...
**[09:05] NYUUDOU**
They all...
**[09:07] NYUUDOU**
They all came here just for that?
**[09:09] (Flashback) TAMAO**
You've got this, Ren-Ren!
**[09:12] NYUUDOU**
Right...
**[09:14] NYUUDOU**
I have to go with my own two feet.
**[09:17] NYUUDOU**
*Even I...*
**[09:20] NYUUDOU**
*Even I...*
**[09:22] NYUUDOU**
* can help Seimei win just*
* like the rest of them.*
**[09:26] NYUUDOU**
*That's my choice!*
**[09:29] SANO**
We're almost to the roof.
**[09:32] HAJIME**
This ends here.
**[09:34] HAJIME**
Surrender, Sensei.
**[09:37] HAJIME**
I can tell that you respect your students.
**[09:41] HAJIME**
But humans and youkai...
**[09:43] HAJIME**
The complicated relationship
between different species
**[09:46] HAJIME**
cannot be changed with
just your platitudes!
**[09:50] (Flashback) HAJIME**
Give up on the baby?
**[09:52] (Flashback) HAJIME**
B-But why?
**[09:54] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
Because it's too risky.
**[09:57] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
When the mother is human,
**[09:59] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
she uses up something else in
exchange for the spirit energy
**[10:02] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
necessary to give birth to a youkai.
**[10:04] (Flashback) HAJIME**
Something else?
**[10:05] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
The mother's life force.
**[10:09] (Flashback) KURAI**
Do something!
**[10:11] (Flashback) KURAI**
You're a doctor, aren't you?!
**[10:12] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
Doctors aren't gods, you know.
**[10:15] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
Not to mention, there's
currently a really shitty,
**[10:17] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
unnecessary rule saying youkai are
to be treated at youkai hospitals,
**[10:21] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
and humans at human hospitals.
**[10:23] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
Even if we can take care of it at a
youkai hospital before it's born,
**[10:26] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
it'll end up at a human
hospital once it's born.
**[10:29] (Flashback) TAKAHASHI**
You realize that, don't you?
**[10:31] (Flashback) RENKA**
I'm still having this baby.
**[10:33] (Flashback) RENKA**
I won't accept that a child between
a human and a youkai is bad.
**[10:37] (Flashback) RENKA**
It's like saying that my child
with Hajime-kun isn't allowed.
**[10:41] (Flashback) RENKA**
I'll never accept that.
**[10:46] HAJIME**
* Things can't go on*
* with these current rules.*
**[10:48] HAJIME**
* It's not just Renka.*
* Since this child is half human,*
**[10:52] HAJIME**
* we might encounter illnesses that*
* youkai medicine won't understand.*
**[10:56] HAJIME**
* We need to exchange medical*
* information with the human world,*
**[11:00] HAJIME**
*and I'm going to change the youkai rules.*
**[11:03] HAJIME**
* For your sakes...*
* No, for the sake of all youkai...*
**[11:10] (Flashback) KURAI**
Sir, Renka-sama's condition has...
**[11:15] HAJIME**
* No... Throwing out everything*
* right now just to see Renka*
**[11:19] HAJIME**
*would be the biggest insult to her.*
**[11:24] (Flashback) RENKA**
Hajime-kun... I'm sure you're
working hard right about now.
**[11:29] (Flashback) RENKA**
Take care of Rensuke for me.
**[11:35] HAJIME**
I promised her...
**[11:37] HAJIME**
I promised I'd protect
Rensuke for Renka's sake.
**[11:40] HAJIME**
That's why I'm going to get rid
of any threats around Rensuke.
**[11:44] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
Sano-kun!
**[11:48] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
I-I get that you're willing to
risk your life for your son.
**[11:53] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
But what about how your son feels?
**[11:57] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
Nothing you've said takes your
son's feelings into account at all!
**[12:02] HAJIME**
Rensuke is still only sixteen.
**[12:04] HAJIME**
He's not at an age where he can
make sound decisions for himself.
**[12:07] HAJIME**
That's why I must protect him as his father.
**[12:11] SANO**
Aren't you babying Nyuudou a bit too much?
**[12:14] SANO**
Yeah, he's technically a minor,
**[12:16] SANO**
but have you actually
considered what Nyuudou wants?
**[12:22] NYUUDOU**
That was close. I slipped.
**[12:26] NYUUDOU**
Oh, crap!
**[12:28] HAJIME**
Rensuke! What are you doing out there?!
**[12:31] HAJIME**
Come back here!
**[12:35] HAJIME**
*When did Rensuke get so big?*
**[12:39] HAJIME**
Outside guards! Capture Rensuke!
**[12:42] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE**
Rensuke-sama! It's dangerous
out here! Please go back in!
**[12:45] NYUUDOU**
Shut up! If you're actually worried about
me, get outta my way, dumbass!
**[12:50] MIKOSHI NYUUDOU WIFE**
Rensuke-sama... What vulgar language...
**[12:55] NYUUDOU**
The sun's coming out.
**[12:59] NYUUDOU**
Huh? Something just flashed?
**[13:04] NYUUDOU**
Huh?
**[13:04] NYUUDOU**
I see... So that's what's going on!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[13:13] NYUUDOU**
* Man... I got this far, and I still can't help*
* but wish I was as light as Tamao or Sano.*
**[13:23] NYUUDOU**
*But that doesn't matter.*
**[13:25] NYUUDOU**
* Even if I'm envious of others, I just*
* need to keep loving myself, too!*
**[13:29] NYUUDOU**
All right, I got to the roof.
**[13:33] NYUUDOU**
Now, if I can just see Seimei, I win—
**[13:34] HAJIME**
Unfortunately, that won't be happening.
**[13:36] NYUUDOU**
I figured you'd beat me.
**[13:39] HAJIME**
As you can see, we've
captured Abe-sensei.
**[13:42] HAJIME**
Which means that the
Nyuudou family wins.
**[13:45] HAJIME**
There's no need to be scared.
We're not going to kill you.
**[13:49] HAJIME**
I'll refer you to a human school and...
**[13:51] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
O-Of course I'm scared... I mean...
**[13:55] HARUAKI (AMAAKI)**
I'm the older brother who's terrified
of youkai, unlike my little brother!
**[14:00] HAJIME**
Older brother?
**[14:02] HAJIME**
What do you mean?
**[14:03] HAJIME**
Then the real one is...
**[14:04] NYUUDOU**
He'll be here soon.
**[14:06] HAJIME**
Rensuke?
**[14:08] NYUUDOU**
I think you finally looked me in the eye.
**[14:12] NYUUDOU**
I think I've been wanting to have a proper
conversation with you for a long time.
**[14:19] HAJIME**
*Come to think of it...*
**[14:21] HAJIME**
* When was the last time I had a*
* father-son conversation with Rensuke?*
**[14:26] NYUUDOU**
I'm going to walk into the
future with my own two feet.
**[14:30] NYUUDOU**
And to make that happen,
I'm going to let Seimei win!
**[14:33] HAJIME**
Rensuke!
**[14:46] HARUAKI**
Jeez... You're way too reckless.
**[14:49] NYUUDOU**
Sorry.
**[14:51] NYUUDOU**
I always wanted to try being as
reckless as you at least once.
**[15:01] ALL**
W-We won!
**[15:05] KURAI**
We lost?
**[15:08] KURAI**
And Abe-sensei has a twin?
**[15:10] KURAI**
How is that fair?
**[15:11] TAKAHASHI**
Knowledge really is important.
**[15:14] TAKAHASHI**
Because of his ancestor,
**[15:17] TAKAHASHI**
Abe-sensei kept his family details private.
**[15:20] TAKAHASHI**
That's why you all didn't know that
he had an older twin brother.
**[15:24] TAKAHASHI**
On the other hand, Abe-sensei
had seen my youkai magic before,
**[15:28] TAKAHASHI**
and he already knew about the
powers that dodomeki have.
**[15:33] KURAI**
A dodomeki's powers?
**[15:35] TAKAHASHI**
Abe-sensei was taking advantage of
your dodomeki eyes from the start.
**[15:41] TAKAHASHI**
We put Yamazaki-kun, disguised as Abe-sensei,
in the group that attacked from the front,
**[15:45] TAKAHASHI**
to be purposely found by you, who can
see the flow of people's spirit energy,
**[15:48] TAKAHASHI**
and we made you think that the
human with no flow of spirit energy
**[15:53] TAKAHASHI**
was actually Haruaki Abe.
**[15:55] TAKAHASHI**
How ironic... for a youkai
to be spooked by a human.
**[16:01] YANAGIDA**
But wow, I'm surprised you spotted
us all the way up there.
**[16:07] NYUUDOU**
Oh, yeah.
**[16:08] NYUUDOU**
From the break in the clouds, I saw the
sunlight reflecting off Haruaki's prayer beads.
**[16:13] NYUUDOU**
And I remembered from that time with
the kasha that Seimei had a twin,
**[16:17] NYUUDOU**
so I figured it all out.
**[16:19] HARUAKI**
You're a genius!
**[16:20] MARSHMALLOW**
You definitely have 130.0 vision!
**[16:23] NYUUDOU**
Right?
**[16:24] NYUUDOU**
I'm glad I'm a one-eyed youkai.
**[16:30] HAJIME**
So you were up in the sky this whole time?
**[16:33] HARUAKI**
Yes.
**[16:34] HARUAKI**
I was hiding above a thunder cloud
that the Raijin Ogata-kun formed.
**[16:39] HARUAKI**
After that, I just had to wait
until Nyuudou-kun came out.
**[16:42] HARUAKI**
There was no point in winning
if he didn't change.
**[16:46] AMAAKI**
Haru!
**[16:48] SANO**
Hey, this is an important part.
Read the damn room.
**[16:51] AMAAKI**
After all this scary stuff,
I need to recharge on Haru!
**[16:54] SANO**
Sometimes you're actually
creepier than Seimei...
**[16:58] AMAAKI**
I mean, I was suddenly kidnapped
by an ittan-momen,
**[17:00] AMAAKI**
then thrown into a youkai mansion...
**[17:03] AMAAKI**
and I was supposed to act like
Haru, so I could barely talk!
**[17:06] AMAAKI**
I went through hell...
and Takahashi is terrifying!
**[17:09] HARUAKI**
I'm glad no one figured you out.
**[17:11] AMAAKI**
I had no idea what to do, so I just
kept a stern face to fool everyone.
**[17:15] KURAI**
Sir!
**[17:17] HARUAKI**
Everyone!
**[17:20] KURAI**
I'm terribly sorry!
**[17:22] KURAI**
I trusted in my powers too much.
This is my blunder!
**[17:25] HAJIME**
Raise your head.
**[17:27] HAJIME**
I'm the one who gave you
the orders to begin with.
**[17:31] HAJIME**
I made you endure unnecessary shame.
**[17:34] HAJIME**
I apologize to the rest of you, as well.
**[17:39] HAJIME**
Abe-sensei.
**[17:41] HAJIME**
We lose. I will call off Rensuke's
withdrawal from school.
**[17:47] TAMAO**
That's awesome!
**[17:50] UTAGAWA**
Thank goodness...
**[17:53] NYUUDOU**
Utagawa-san...
**[17:54] NYUUDOU**
Er, um... Should I call you Ruri-chan?
**[17:57] UTAGAWA**
Rensuke-kun!
**[17:59] UTAGAWA**
I'm really sorry I got scared when
I saw your face seven years ago.
**[18:05] UTAGAWA**
I was startled, but I still
love you, Rensuke-kun.
**[18:10] UTAGAWA**
I want to start over as your friend.
**[18:16] UTAGAWA**
Not as the me who has to
live with Ruri's regrets...
**[18:20] UTAGAWA**
But as Kuniko Utagawa... I want
to become closer to you again.
**[18:26] UTAGAWA**
I won't lose to my former self.
**[18:29] UTAGAWA**
So...
**[18:32] UTAGAWA**
Please look at me as I am right now.
**[18:35] NYUUDOU**
Yeah... I'm sorry.
**[18:38] NYUUDOU**
I have a feeling I wasn't able to
properly see you before now, either.
**[18:43] NYUUDOU**
So I'd also like to start over as
friends and get closer, Kuniko-chan.
**[18:50] UTAGAWA**
Thank you, Rensuke-kun!
**[18:53] KOU**
Huh? You guys aren't gonna start dating?!
**[18:55] NYUUDOU**
You... We're going to go at our own pace!
**[18:58] RIN**
Well, anyway, I'm glad the class
rep from Class 3 is back.
**[19:03] NYUUDOU**
Yeah. Thanks, everyone.
**[19:05] NYUUDOU**
Especially Mujina.
I really need to pay you back.
**[19:08] MUJINA**
Huh? Come on, stop that.
That's not like you—
**[19:12] NYUUDOU**
Pay you back for hitting me!
**[19:15] MUJINA**
The hell's the big idea?!
**[19:16] NYUUDOU**
Well, yesterday...
**[19:18] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Then fight back like you
usually do, you idiot.
**[19:21] MUJINA**
Took you long enough!
**[19:24] NYUUDOU**
This is more like me, isn't it?
**[19:27] MUJINA**
I guess you have a point.
**[19:29] MUJINA**
Okay, then I guess I need to
pay you back for the payback.
**[19:31] HARUAKI**
Huh? Where are Hijita-kun
and the others, anyway?
**[19:32] NYUUDOU**
What the hell? We should be even now.
**[19:35] UTAGAWA**
They all turned to stone?
**[19:38] NYUUDOU**
They were turned to stone
by Medusa's youkai magic.
**[19:42] HARUAKI**
I had no idea all this
happened on the first floor.
**[19:45] TAKAHASHI**
Well, you could probably do
something about this, Abe-sensei.
**[19:48] HARUAKI**
Yeah. If I use my powers to
expel this youkai magic.
**[19:52] HAJIME**
But...
**[19:53] SANO**
Just watch, Mister.
**[19:56] SANO**
I want the rest of you to watch, too.
**[19:59] SANO**
So that you can see that Seimei's power
isn't something that harms others.
**[20:07] UTAGAWA**
It's so pretty...
**[20:09] TAMAO**
So cool!
**[20:10] TAMAO**
* Everything depends on who is using*
* it and what they're using it for.*
**[20:22] OOTA**
H-Huh?
**[20:25] HIJITA**
Did I hit my head?
**[20:27] NYUUDOU**
Hey.
**[20:29] HIJITA**
Oh, Nyuudou!
**[20:31] HIJITA**
Looks like everything's been settled.
**[20:33] NYUUDOU**
I haven't even said anything yet.
**[20:35] HIJITA**
I can tell just by looking at your face.
**[20:38] HAJIME**
Abe-sensei.
**[20:40] HAJIME**
I have nothing but admiration for you.
**[20:43] HAJIME**
Please continue to look after Rensuke.
**[20:47] HARUAKI**
Of course. It's not just me, though.
**[20:51] HARUAKI**
Nyuudou-kun has plenty of friends who'll
laugh with him, get mad with him,
**[20:54] HARUAKI**
and sometimes even scold
him, so please don't worry.
**[21:00] (Flashback) RENKA**
Hey, Hajime-kun.
**[21:02] (Flashback) RENKA**
What should we name our child?
**[21:05] (Flashback) HAJIME**
If you don't mind, I'd like to take one
of the characters from your name.
**[21:09] (Flashback) RENKA**
Then we can take the "Ren" from
my name, take the top part off,
***SIGN*** Kuniko Utagawa
***SIGN*** Rensuke Nyuudou
**[21:13] (Flashback) RENKA**
and use the "Ren" that
means to connect together.
**[21:16] (Flashback) RENKA**
Because that character can mean
to continue and to connect.
**[21:20] (Flashback) RENKA**
I hope this precious little life will
continue for my own sake, as well.
**[21:25] (Flashback) RENKA**
And I hope this little one's life will
continue to be filled with so many bonds.
**[21:31] HARUAKI**
Hey, everyone. Why don't we take
a photo to commemorate this moment?
**[21:35] HARUAKI**
I mean... so that we never forget today.
**[21:40] SANO**
You said something decent for once, Seimei.
**[21:44] HIJITA**
All right, get ready!
**[21:46] HARUAKI**
Okay...
**[21:48] HARUAKI**
Now, wear whichever ones you want!
**[21:54] SANO**
I was an idiot to praise you.
**[21:56] HARUAKI**
I recommend this uniform for you, Sano-kun.
**[21:58] SANO**
What? I ain't wearing that.
**[22:00] HARUAKI**
I think this would suit
your image, Yanagida-kun.
**[22:02] YANAGIDA**
You think so?
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**[22:07] HARUAKI**
*I'm Haruaki Abe.*
**[22:10] HARUAKI**
*In April, as the cherry blossoms danced,*
**[22:12] HARUAKI**
* I became the teacher I always*
* wanted to be at Hyakki Academy,*
**[22:14] HARUAKI**
*with a class that's filled with youkai.*
**[22:16] HARUAKI**
* And as I made memories on this*
* shore with uniforms dancing,*
**[22:20] HARUAKI**
* I swore in my heart that I would continue*
* to work hard with my students*
**[22:25] HARUAKI**
*as a teacher at a ghoul school.*