8 - All You Need Is Love and Friendship.

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[00:01] Haruto
    Does Miyako-chan...
[00:03] Haruto
    have a boyfriend?
[00:05] Itsuki
    Huh?
[00:07] ---
    What? You can't be...
[00:08] Haruto
    W-Well, I guess I'm just a little curious...
[00:11] Itsuki
    Oh?
[00:13] Haruto
    Well, I mean...
[00:13] Haruto
    Miyako-chan's a really nice girl.
[00:18] Itsuki
    Well, yeah.
[00:20] Itsuki
    A boyfriend, huh? I wouldn't be
    surprised if she had one, but...
[00:25] Haruto
    What are you doing?
[00:27] Itsuki
    I'm asking her.
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Roger
SIGN    Do you have a boyfriend?
SIGN    Send
[00:29] ---
    Dude, you...
[00:31] Haruto
    That's too direct!
[00:33] Itsuki
    It's the quickest way to find out.
[00:35] Haruto
    Yeah, but...
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Roger
SIGN    Do you have a boyfriend?
SIGN    Send
[00:44] Miyako
    H-Huh?!
[00:46] Miyako
    Could Itsuki actually...
[00:49] Miyako
    But he likes Nayu...
[00:53] Miyako
    Huh?
SIGN    Do you have a boyfriend?
[00:54] Miyako
    What?!
SIGN    A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:28] Itsuki
    I got a reply.
SIGN    I don't. Why?
SIGN    I just felt like asking. Don't worry about it.
[02:36] Miyako
    "Don't worry about it"? Are you kidding me?!
[02:39] Miyako
    Ugh!
[02:41] Haruto
    All right. I'm going to ask
    her out in the near future.
[02:44] Haruto
    And then I'm going to be happy!
[02:46] Itsuki
    Wow, you're pretty fired up.
[02:49] Haruto
    My anime's a complete failure, and I'm
    pretty sure I've hit rock bottom right now.
[02:53] Haruto
    So the only way to go from here is up.
[02:58] Itsuki
    Well, do your best. I'll help you out, too.
[03:02] Itsuki
    Or so I said... but what am I supposed to do?
[03:08] Nayuta
    By the way, Senpai...
[03:09] Itsuki
    Huh?
[03:10] Nayuta
    I want to have a surprise party.
[03:13] Itsuki
    Surprise?
[03:14] Nayuta
    April 29th is Myaa-san's birthday,
    so I want to celebrate it.
[03:20] Itsuki
    Huh... And you want to use my place?
[03:23] ---
    Yep.
[03:24] Nayuta
    A birthday, huh?
[03:26] Itsuki
    It might be a chance for
    Haruto to make his move.
[03:30] Itsuki
    Yeah, that's fine.
    I'll contact Haruto and Chihiro, too.
[03:33] Nayuta
    Now I just need a present.
[03:36] Nayuta
    Senpai, please give me some advice.
[03:38] Itsuki
    Why are you asking me?
[03:40] Nayuta
    I never had any friends to
    celebrate birthdays with, so...
[03:44] Itsuki
    I-I see... But that goes for me, too.
[03:49] Nayuta
    But you write romantic comedies, Senpai.
[03:53] Itsuki
    Well, the girls in my
    stories are easy to please.
[03:54] Itsuki
    They'd be happy if the protagonist
    gave them anything,
[03:57] ---
    even if it's literally shit.
[04:00] Itsuki
    I don't know what girls
    actually like in real life.
[04:02] Nayuta
    I'd be happy to receive
    shit from you, too, Senpai.
[04:06] Itsuki
    You need to realize that anyone who
    gives you shit actually hates you!
[04:09] Nayuta
    "She'd be happy with me giving her shit?
[04:11] ---
    I wonder just how much she loves me,
    squee." Wouldn't you feel like that?
[04:16] Itsuki
    No!
[04:17] Nayuta
    Even if it was a little sister?
[04:19] Itsuki
    I would never give my little sister shit!
[04:23] Itsuki
    Actually, I'd want to receive
    shit from my little sister.
[04:29] Itsuki
    Why are we talking about shit
    when we're eating curry?
[04:32] Nayuta
    Because you brought it up first, Senpai.
[04:35] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Little Sister
[04:39] Nayuta
    Present... present...
[04:42] Itsuki
    You're taking this seriously.
[04:43] Nayuta
    Yes! I really want to make her happy!
[04:47] Itsuki
    You really do like Miyako, don't you?
[04:49] Nayuta
    Huh?
[04:51] ---
    Yes. I love her.
[04:54] Itsuki
    I've been wondering this for a while,
    but why are you so clingy with Miyako?
[05:00] Nayuta
    Well, Myaa-san is nice, lets me rely on her,
[05:05] ---
    and will get angry and cry for my sake...
[05:09] Nayuta
    She's like an older sister.
[05:11] Itsuki
    Th-The little sister attribute?!
[05:14] Nayuta
    Senpai?
[05:15] Itsuki
    Huh? R-Right, um... Present, present...
SIGN    Fancy Birthday Gifts You Can Get Your Female Friends!
[05:24] Itsuki
    She seems like she has a lot of friends,
[05:27] ---
    so how about something that'd be
    hard for a regular person to get?
[05:30] Itsuki
    Maybe an autograph of an author she likes?
[05:31] Nayuta
    That's a good idea.
    Do you know what author she likes?
[05:35] Itsuki
    No, no idea.
[05:37] Nayuta
    I guess I'll have to ask her directly.
SIGN    Who's your favorite author, Myaa-san?
SIGN    Send
[05:46] Miyako
    Favorite author?
[05:50] ---
    She's just asking me who my
    favorite author is, right?
[05:53] Miyako
    I can't always keep up with
    everything that goes on
[05:56] ---
    in his books, but overall, they're pretty fun.
[05:59] Nayuta
    Apparently her favorite author
    is you, Itsuki-senpai.
[06:03] Itsuki
    Say what?
SIGN    If I had to choose, it'd probably be Itsuki. I've read all of his books. That's only if I have to choose, though!
[06:05] Itsuki
    Ah, so she's a fan of mine, eh?
[06:09] ---
    She should've said so earlier.
[06:12] Nayuta
    That's only if she had to choose.
[06:15] Itsuki
    What, Kanikou? Are you jealous?
[06:18] Nayuta
    I-I am not.
[06:20] Itsuki
    Hey, don't get too discouraged.
[06:22] Itsuki
    Well, then... Let's write her an autograph.
SIGN    Little Sister
[06:29] Miyako
    Hello?
[06:31] All
    Happy birthday!
[06:33] Miyako
    Huh?
[06:34] Nayuta
    Happy birthday, Myaa-san!
[06:37] Nayuta
    Were you surprised?
[06:38] Miyako
    Huh?
[06:40] Miyako
    Yeah, I was.
[06:43] Nayuta
    The surprise was a huge success!
[06:46] Miyako
    Thanks, Nayu.
[06:52] Miyako
    Is something wrong?
[06:53] Haruto
    N-No, it's nothing.
[06:56] Haruto
    Happy birthday, Miyako-chan.
[06:58] Nayuta
    Come, come, Myaa-san.
[07:05] Miyako
    Did you make all of this, Chihiro-kun?
[07:07] Chihiro
    Yes.
[07:09] Miyako
    You're so good with girly stuff.
[07:11] Chihiro
    No, I'm not girly at all!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Miyako-chan
[07:40] Nayuta
    This one's from me.
[07:41] Miyako
    Thank you!
[07:44] Miyako
    Is it okay if I open it?
[07:45] Nayuta
    Yup!
[07:49] Miyako
    What's on this?
[07:51] Nayuta
    A novel.
[07:53] Miyako
    A novel?
[07:54] Nayuta
    Yes. I wrote a novel with you
    as the main character.
[07:58] Itsuki
    What?!
[07:58] Miyako
    A novel where I'm the main character?
[08:01] Haruto
    I'm sure if the editors found out,
    they'd do whatever they could to get it.
[08:04] Itsuki
    Hey! Let me read it, too!
[08:06] nayuta
    Nope. This is something that I wrote
    for Myaa-san and Myaa-san alone.
[08:12] Miyako
    Thanks, Nayu. I look forward to reading it.
[08:16] Nayuta
    Yup!
SIGN    Outou no Shizuku
[08:19] Nayuta
    By the way, Myaa-san...
[08:21] Nayuta
    How does it feel to be 21?
[08:24] Miyako
    How does it feel? Well...
[08:27] Miyako
    I thought I'd feel more grown
    up in my twenties, I guess?
[08:31] Both
    Ah...
[08:33] Itsuki
    I think I thought the same exact
    thing when I turned twenty.
[08:37] Haruto
    Yeah, me, too.
[08:38] Chihiro
    You felt that way, too, Fuwa-san?
[08:41] Haruto
    I mean, I still read books
    and play games every day,
[08:44] ---
    just like I was when I was in school.
[08:47] Miyako
    But both you and Itsuki have become
    independent and are actually working.
[08:51] Miyako
    And as far as that goes, I'm still...
[08:58] Haruto
    Miyako-chan?
[09:02] Miyako
    A long time ago, I thought being
    twenty made you really mature...
[09:07] Miyako
    Like I'd already have my
    goal set for the future,
[09:09] ---
    and I'd be working hard toward that goal.
[09:12] Miyako
    And I thought I'd be in love.
[09:16] Nayuta
    But you're a sophisticated woman
    who's had plenty of relationships.
[09:22] Miyako
    I'm sorry. That was a lie.
[09:25] Nayuta
    Huh?
[09:26] Miyako
    I lied about having a lot of
    experience and relationships.
[09:29] Miyako
    In truth, I've never even been on a date.
[09:32] Nayuta
    Huh?
[09:34] Miyako
    I'm sorry... I'm not the kind of
    mature woman that you'd look up to.
[09:41] Nayuta
    Myaa-san...
[09:43] Miyako
    I'm sorry for lying.
[09:45] ---
    Do you hate me now?
[09:48] Nayuta
    I could never hate you!
[09:52] Nayuta
    The reason I love you
[09:55] ---
    isn't because you're a slutty, mature woman.
[09:59] Nayuta
    It's because you're genuinely a good person.
[10:03] Miyako
    Nayu...
[10:05] Nayuta
    It doesn't matter if you're
    a slut or a virgin.
[10:07] ---
    You'll always be my big sister
    that I love so much.
[10:11] Miyako
    Nayu... Nayu!
[10:17] Miyako
    Ugh! You're such a good girl!
    I love you, too!
[10:22] Miyako
    I almost want to kiss you!
[10:25] Nayuta
    You can if you want.
[10:27] Miyako
    Huh?
[10:29] Nayuta
    I wouldn't mind you kissing me, Myaa-san.
[10:34] Miyako
    Well, I'm not going to.
    Your lips belong to Itsuki, don't they?
[10:39] Nayuta
    You're exactly right.
[10:41] Itsuki
    Uh, no one said that you
    could make them mine.
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    "Myaa-san's Story"
[11:29] Knight
    I love you, Princess.
[11:32] Princess
    I love you, too, Ikki.
[11:35] Miyako
    Wait! This is a dirty novel!
[11:37] ---
    Not to mention the knight's
    appearance is clearly Itsuki!
SIGN    Ikki is imprisoned
SIGN    Forbidden love
SIGN    The morning before the execution
SIGN    Miyako and Ikki long for each other in the cold cell
SIGN    The king's rage
SIGN    "And so, a new universe was created."
[12:02] Princess
    Universe!
[12:09] Miyako
    What is this?
[12:11] Miyako
    It's not completely fantasy or a
    dirty novel... It's more a mythology?
[12:16] Miyako
    Either way, I couldn't stop reading it...
[12:32] Miyako
    I guess Nayu really is amazing.
[12:36] (Flashback) Miyako
    I thought I'd feel more
    grown up in my twenties.
[12:42] Miyako
    Am I going to be okay like this?
SIGN    A beer created by Abishiri Beer Co. that uses Abishiri cherries. Its charm is the fruity sweetness from the cherries, and its refreshing  aroma. Its color is a nice pink hue, so it's beautiful to look at, as well. It has 5% alcohol. By the way, there isn't any deep meaning behind Haruto having Miyako drink cherry beer (according to him).
[12:59] Haruto
    Hey.
[12:59] Itsuki
    Huh?
[13:00] Haruto
    Do you remember that thing you said
    you'd help me with a couple weeks ago?
[13:04] Itsuki
    Oh... You mean Miyako?
[13:07] Haruto
    Yeah, that.
[13:08] Itsuki
    Right. And?
[13:10] Haruto
    Well, I was sort of counting on you.
[13:13] Itsuki
    Counting on me?
[13:14] Haruto
    The birthday party.
[13:16] ---
    I thought you might nonchalantly
    try to help me in some way.
[13:21] Itsuki
    I forgot.
[13:23] Haruto
    That's what I thought.
[13:25] Haruto
    And then Miyako-chan and Nayu-chan
    ended up in a total yuri situation...
[13:30] Itsuki
    That itself got me pretty excited.
[13:33] Itsuki
    Well, I'll help you out next time.
[13:37] Haruto
    Yeah, I'm counting on you.
[13:39] Itsuki
    Yup.
[13:40] Itsuki
    By the way...
[13:42] Itsuki
    How am I supposed to help, exactly?
[13:46] Haruto
    Exactly?
[13:47] Haruto
    I thought you'd be an expert,
    since you write rom-coms.
[13:50] Itsuki
    What do you guys think rom-coms are?
[13:58] Itsuki
    All right. Let's go to
    an amusement park.
[14:00] Haruto
    A-Amusement park?
[14:02] Itsuki
    The volume I'm writing now has
[14:04] ---
    a scene with an amusement park,
    so I'll go there for research.
[14:07] Itsuki
    It'll be me, you, Miyako, and Kanikou.
[14:10] Haruto
    I get it. So basically a double
    date at an amusement park.
[14:13] Itsuki
    I-It's not a date!
    I'm only going for research!
SIGN    Little Sister
[14:28] Itsuki
    It's so crowded...
[14:30] Miyako
    Well, it is Golden Week.
[14:31] Itsuki
    I totally forgot about that!
[14:34] Nayuta
    I did, too.
[14:35] Haruto
    You sort of forget what day of the
    week it is in this line of work.
[14:38] Miyako
    It really is a weird industry.
SIGN    Little Sister
[14:50] Miyako
    You look excited, Nayu.
[14:52] Nayuta
    Yes! I haven't been to a place
    like this since I was little!
[14:56] Miyako
    Really? Then why don't we start with
    something you want to do, Nayu?
[15:01] Nayuta
    Thanks, Myaa-san!
[15:03] Nayuta
    In that case...
[15:10] Itsuki
    "Super high speeds exceeding
    300 kilometers per hour"...
[15:13] Itsuki
    "An exciting race filled
    with speed and thrills"...
[15:20] Itsuki
    Say, Kanikou. Why don't we rethink this?
[15:22] Nayuta
    Oh? Do you not handle thrill rides very well?
[15:26] Itsuki
    It's not that I don't handle them
    well. I've never been on one.
[15:29] Itsuki
    I was little when I actually went
    to an amusement park with my family.
[15:32] Nayuta
    I see! Then let's experience
    our first time together!
[15:35] Itsuki
    But wouldn't it be better to experience
    our first time on a much calmer ride?
[15:40] Nayuta
    It'll be fine!
[15:40] Haruto
    Give it up, Itsuki.
[15:42] Miyako
    I don't like them very much, either,
    but Nayu wants to ride it, so...
SIGN    Little Sister
[15:52] Nayuta
    Isn't this exciting, Senpai?
[15:55] Itsuki
    I've said my prayers. Now kill me.
[15:57] Miyako
    I'm getting nervous, too.
[16:00] Haruto
    I'm getting nervous for
    various reasons myself.
[16:11] Nayuta
    Wasn't that so much fun?!
[16:14] ---
    It went in circles, then went "whoosh" and
    then went "pew" and then squeezed us!
[16:18] ---
    I really liked it!
[16:19] Itsuki
    Yeah! Especially that one part that
    went "rattle rattle" and then "zoom"!
[16:24] Itsuki
    It was awesome!
[16:27] Haruto
    That was pretty intense.
[16:29] Miyako
    Yes. I almost got dizzy.
[16:32] Nayuta
    Senpai, which ride should we go on next?
[16:35] Itsuki
    Any of them! We'll be riding
    them all eventually, anyway!
[16:38] Nayuta
    Woohoo! You totally get it, Itsuki-senpai!
[16:42] Itsuki
    What's the matter, Haruto?
    Let's hurry up and go to the next one.
[16:44] Haruto
    Wait... Let's not go on another
    intense one right after that.
[16:48] Miyako
    Yeah, I concur.
[16:51] Itsuki
    Oh, all right, then.
    We can go on a calmer one next.
[17:30] Haruto
    Is something wrong, Miyako-chan?
[17:32] Miyako
    Oh, no. I'm just a bit tired.
[17:35] Haruto
    I see. Um...
[17:37] Haruto
    Th-Then why don't we take a little break?
[17:44] Haruto
    Here you go.
[17:46] Miyako
    Oh, thank you.
[17:59] Haruto
    S-So what do you usually on
    your days off, Miyako-chan?
[18:05] Miyako
    I usually go shopping or
    to karaoke with my friends.
[18:08] Haruto
    I see...
[18:10] Miyako
    What do you do, Fuwa-san?
[18:12] Haruto
    I usually read books or
    play video games at home.
[18:16] Miyako
    Oh, you did mention that.
    Still, I'm a bit surprised.
[18:19] Haruto
    Huh?
[18:20] Miyako
    You seemed like the type that goes out a lot.
[18:25] Haruto
    That's not true at all. I've always
    been more of the indoor type.
[18:29] Miyako
    Come to think of it, I've been
    reading more books lately, too...
[18:33] Miyako
    Ever since I met Itsuki.
[18:35] Haruto
    I see... Oh, did you already read
    Nayu-chan's novel from your birthday?
[18:42] Miyako
    Yes...
[18:43] Haruto
    How was it?
[18:44] Miyako
    It made me think that Nayu
    really is a great writer.
[18:50] Miyako
    It almost feels unnatural to be
    hanging out with her all the time.
[18:53] Haruto
    Unnatural?
[18:54] Miyako
    Like, I wonder if it's okay to be talking
    about such normal things with her...
[19:00] Miyako
    Like we don't really match up...
[19:03] Haruto
    I think I get what you mean.
[19:07] Haruto
    But you shouldn't worry about that.
[19:11] Miyako
    Really?
[19:13] Haruto
    I'm surrounded by geniuses
    and amazing people.
[19:17] Haruto
    If I started worrying about that,
    there'd be no end. I wouldn't last.
[19:22] Haruto
    That's why I don't think about it.
[19:25] Miyako
    You're right.
[19:27] Haruto
    Y-Yeah...
[19:33] Itsuki
    Now that we've gone on all the rides...
[19:35] Nayuta
    Let's finish things off by
    going on the first one again.
[19:38] Itsuki
    Yeah, that sounds good.
[19:40] Miyako
    I think I'm done.
[19:42] Haruto
    I'm gonna pass, too. You two go and have fun.
[19:45] Itsuki
    You're so hopeless.
    All right, shall we, Kanikou?
[19:49] Nayuta
    Yes!
[19:54] Nayuta
    We'll be back, Myaa-san.
[19:56] Miyako
    Yeah. Have fun.
[19:58] Itsuki
    Hey, stop pulling.
[20:00] Nayuta
    Here we go!
[20:01] Itsuki
    Okay, already.
[20:02] Nayuta
    That rattly part is the best!
[20:04] Miyako
    Seriously, they're so made for each other...
[20:07] Haruto
    Ri—
[20:13] Miyako
    They should just go out
    with each other already.
[20:22] Haruto
    So that's how it is...
[20:30] Nayuta
    That was so much fun!
[20:33] Miyako
    Good for you!
[20:42] Itsuki
    So, did you make any progress?
[20:50] Itsuki
    Haruto?
[20:53] Haruto
    Nothing happened.
[20:54] Itsuki
    What the heck, you coward?
[20:59] Haruto
    Well, I'll just keep going at my own pace.
[21:17] Haruto
    So you don't have to help me out anymore.
[21:20] Itsuki
    Huh?
[21:21] Itsuki
    Oh, okay.
[21:23] Haruto
    Yeah. It'd just be too cruel...
[21:28] Itsuki
    Huh?
[21:32] Haruto
    Nothing.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    All You Need Is Love and Friendship.
[23:18] Kaiko
    H-How is it?
[23:27] Toki
    I'll have the creator take a look at it...
SIGN    Episode Nine Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
SIGN    [A Fake Artist Goes to New York] The players become artists and draw  pictures according to the theme, but  among the players is a fake artist that  doesn't know the theme. It's a game  that can be played even if you can't  draw and is a popular party game!
SIGN    Kinoshita Sumie
SIGN    Senpai