7 - Adventure Is All You Need. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Daiki     @daiki_fes_     Episode 2 of The Spirit Knight of the Distant World is definitely going to be shit, too SIGN    Search results: Distant World SIGN    Nakkun     @N_ske     They lost, gahaha! #TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantWorld SIGN    Yukari     @yukari6446     The Spirit Knight of the Distant World is definitely a shitty anime SIGN    Moka@I'm not giving up on Distant World     @moka_keki     I've read the original novels, but I still don't know what's going     on in the Distant World anime. How did this happen......? SIGN    Accel     @accelerando_v     Episode 2 of The Spirit Knight of the Distant World was     complete trash, too. I'm dropping it [00:22] Haruto     As expected, the reviews and     comments for episode 2 are horrible. [00:27] Haruto     And it's doubtful that it's going     to get any better from here. [00:30] Haruto     I'm completely done for. [00:33] Haruto     Why did I even work so hard on it? [00:38] (Flashback) Haruto     As soon as the anime's finished, [00:40] (Flashback) Haruto     I'd like to completely forget     about work and play some TRPGs. [00:47] Itsuki     Hey, Haruto. [00:48] Haruto     Hm? [00:49] Itsuki     I feel like playing a TRPG,     so you be the master. [00:52] Haruto     Well, that came out of nowhere. [00:54] Itsuki     I've been wanting to play one      for a while now. [00:57] Itsuki     You seem like you have some time     on your hands, so why not? [00:59] Haruto     Uh, I still have quite a bit of work... [01:03] Itsuki     And I don't care. [01:06] Haruto     All right. [01:08] Haruto     Good grief. I guess I don't have a choice. [01:10] ---     Good. [01:12] Itsuki     As for the other players,     how about Kanikou, Chihiro, and Miyako? [01:16] Haruto     S-Sure. Okay. SIGN    A Sister Is All You Need. [02:50] Miyako     Um... T-R-P-G, was it? [02:55] ---     I've never heard of that. [02:58] Nayuta     I've only heard the term before. [03:00] Chihiro     I've read a replay book before,     but I've never actually played. [03:05] Sign     Tabletop Roleplaying Game [03:05] Haruto     A tabletop RPG is a game where you advance [03:10] ---     by interacting with other people and roll dice     to see what your next move will be. [03:15] Haruto     Each player makes their own character     and participates in the story. [03:20] Haruto     Most of the setting will be     determined by the gamemaster, [03:24] Haruto     but depending on what the players do, [03:26] ---     something completely unexpected even     for the gamemaster can happen, as well. [03:29] Nayuta     Is it all right to create a character that's     completely different from you in real life? [03:33] Haruto     Sure. [03:33] Haruto     One of the best things about RPGs     is playing as someone other than yourself. [03:38] Haruto     Of course, you can make your character      exactly like yourself, too. [03:41] Chihiro     Exactly like myself... [03:44] Haruto     The world for the game is an     orthodox world of swords and magic. [03:48] Haruto     You're all adventurers who have arrived     in an unexplored country. [03:51] Haruto     All right, let's jump right in and     have you create some characters. [03:54] Haruto     For this game, I've arranged some samples     of partially predetermined abilities, [03:57] ---     so go ahead and make your     characters based on these. SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Adventure Is All You Need. [04:09] Miyako     Fuwa-san... [04:10] Miyako     What's this "2D" and "3D" that's listed     next to "strength" and that other stuff? [04:15] Haruto     "D" stands for dice. [04:16] Haruto     You make various decisions     throughout the game by rolling dice. [04:20] Haruto     The higher your parameters,     the more dice you get. SIGN    Intelligence 2D Intelligence 3D Strength 2D Stamina 1D Stamina 2D [04:24] Miyako     So 2D means you roll two dice,     and 3D means you roll three dice? SIGN    Stamina 2D Intelligence 2D Intelligence 3D Strength 2D Stamina 1D [04:28] Haruto     Exactly. SIGN    Race: Human Age: 16 Sex: [04:31] Chihiro     Um... Can we pick whatever sex we want? [04:35] Haruto     Of course. [04:36] Itsuki     What? You're going to make     a girl character, too? [04:39] Chihiro     Huh? Are you making one, too? [04:41] Itsuki     Her name is Tsukiko, and she's a     seventeen-year-old female knight. [04:45] Chihiro     Then maybe I'll make mine a girl, too... SIGN    Little Sister [04:48] Chihiro     While we're at it, can I make it so that     she's your character's little sister? [04:51] Itsuki     Little sister?! [04:53] Itsuki     Y-You as my little sister, huh? [04:56] Itsuki     W-Well, sure, why not? [04:58] Nayuta     Okay! Then I'm going to be     Senpai's little sister, too! [05:01] Nayuta     And I'll be ten years old. [05:03] Nayuta     My hobby is to have sex     with Tsukiko-oneechan! SIGN    Self Restraint     This is a wholesome program that     can be enjoyed by young and     old alike. Please continue to     enjoy this show. [05:06] Itsuki     A ten-year-old like that doesn't exist! [05:08] Nayuta     Can I not? [05:09] Haruto     Er, I guess you can, but... [05:12] ---     Well, do whatever you want. [05:14] Miyako     Hm... If you three are going to be     sisters on an adventure together, [05:17] ---     I guess I might as well be one, too. [05:20] Miyako     If I make my age twenty     like I am in real life, [05:22] ---     I'll be the oldest sister. [05:24] Nayuta     So Myaa-san's my older sister... [05:27] Itsuki     Wait. I'm Miyako's younger sister? [05:30] ---     You would be, yes. [05:32] Itsuki     I'm a younger sister? SIGN    Eldest Sister SIGN    Youngest Sister SIGN    Second Sister SIGN    Third Sister [05:34] Miyako     Well, good for you, [05:35] Miyako     considering your obsession with them. [05:36] Itsuki     No, wait. I love little sisters, [05:39] ---     but that doesn't mean     I actually want to be one! [05:42] Miyako     Then do you want me to bring my age down? [05:49] Itsuki     Well, I guess this could work. [05:51] Miyako     So I guess you're okay with     being a little sister... [05:54] Itsuki     I hope you'll watch over me, Big Sister. [05:56] Miyako     You're a bit cocky for a little sister. SIGN    Little Sister [06:01] Haruto     All right. Let's do the opening. [06:05] Haruto     Gagagia Kingdom: a small kingdom that     lies on the ends of the continent. [06:09] Haruto     Within its boundaries lie     various ruins and caves, [06:13] ---     and many adventurers travel here seeking     treasure and materials from monsters. [06:17] Haruto     Four adventuring sisters have     just arrived at the kingdom. [06:21] Haruto     What fate awaits them? [06:26] Haruto     Now, please introduce the     characters you've created. [06:30] Miyako     I guess I'll start, since I'm the oldest. SIGN    Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 14 MP: 30 Movement: 2 Strength: 5 (1D) Spirit: 10 (2D) Magic: 16 (3D) Agility: 6 (2D) Dexterity: 7 (2D) Luck: 9 (2D) Wisdom: 12 (3D) Charisma: 10 (2D) Intuition: 7 (2D) [06:34] Miyako     My name is Miyako in katakana.     I'm an expert on attack magic. [06:38] Miyako     I also have a special attack that     lets me shoot coins super fast. SIGN    Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 14 MP: 30 Movement: 2 Strength: 12 (3D) Spirit: 8 (2D) Magic: 7 (2D) Agility: 10 Dexterity: 8 Luck: 9 (2D) Wisdom: 9 (2D) Charisma: 9 (2D) Intuition: 10 (2D) [06:44] Itsuki     I'm Tsukiko, the second sister. [06:46] ---     I'm a female knight with long black hair,     and I fight with my sword and shield. [06:49] Itsuki     I have the ability of reproducing     any weapon I've seen before. SIGN    Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 17 MP: 15 Movement: 4 Strength: Spirit: (2D) Magic: (2D) Agility: 15 (3D) Dexterity: 13 (3D) Luck: 12 Wisdom: 9 Charisma: 8 Intuition: 10 [06:54] Chihiro     I'm the third sister, Sen. [06:55] Chihiro     I'm a thief-type who uses bows and arrows [06:57] ---     as well as knives to fight, and has     the ability to open treasure boxes. [07:01] Chihiro     I have the ability to nullify any magical     attack that touches my right hand. [07:04] Nayuta     You're all using skills that     I'm pretty sure I've seen before. [07:08] ---     Is that okay? [07:09] Haruto     This isn't going to be used in a book     or made into an anime, so it's fine. [07:13] Nayuta     I see. [07:15] Nayuta     Lastly, I'm the youngest sister, Death Mask. SIGN    Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: MP: Movement: 3 Strength Spirit Magic Agility: 9 (2D) Dexterity: 8 (2D) Luck: 10 (2D) Wisdom: 12 (2D) Charisma: 11 (2D) Intuition: 12 (2D) [07:19] Nayuta     When I come in contact with     another's bodily fluids, [07:22] ---     I have the ability to increase     their abilities tenfold. [07:26] Haruto     Your skill is probably going     to cause the most trouble. SIGN    Start [07:30] Haruto     All right, let's start the story. [07:34] Haruto     You've all arrived at the castle     town in Gagagia Kingdom. [07:38] Haruto     It's early afternoon,     and the main street is filled with people. [07:42] Miyako     So, what should we do? [07:44] Nayuta     Let's go to an inn and relax by     having sex, Tsukiko-oneesama. [07:48] itsuki     Are you stupid? [07:49] Haruto     You've used up all of your travel money      on your way here. [07:53] Haruto     At this rate, you won't be     able to sleep at an inn. [07:56] Chihiro     That means we have to make some money. [08:00] Miyako     How do you make money? [08:03] Haruto     If you go to the pub, you can find some jobs. [08:06] Haruto     Or you could go to some ruins     and find treasure chests, [08:08] ---     or defeat monsters and     exchange materials for money. [08:11] Itsuki     All right, let's go to some ruins. [08:13] Sen     But I think we have a better chance     at getting money by working. [08:17] Haruto     While you're discussing     what you're going to do, [08:19] ---     a party of four men appears before you. [08:22] ---     They seem to be adventurers. [08:25] Man A     Are you girls low on cash? [08:27] ---     Why don't we treat you to     some drinks and a room, then? [08:31] Itsuki     What? Really?! [08:33] Man B     Of course. [08:35] Itsuki     We're so lucky, running into such     generous people right off the bat! [08:38] Itsuki     We accept! [08:40] Chihiro     Hey! W-We can't, Onii... Nee-san! [08:43] Miyako     They obviously have other intentions. [08:46] ---     Don't you dare go with them. [08:48] Itsuki     What? Really? [08:50] Man A     Oh, come on. We'll show you a good time. [08:54] Itsuki     How dare you trick me with the intention     of doing lewd things? Unforgivable! [08:59] Man A     You're going to try to fight us, little girl? [09:01] Miyako     Of course we are! [09:03] Miyako     We'll rip you to smithereens! [09:06] Chihiro     I think we might get some money      if we defeat them. [09:09] Haruto     Not even a second thought     about robbing people... [09:13] ---     You're pretty hardcore, Sen-chan. [09:15] Haruto     All right. Are you guys going     to fight these adventurers? [09:19] Haruto     Okay, one sec. I'm going to     make battle preparations. [09:23] Haruto     This is Tsukiko. [09:25] Haruto     This is Sen-chan. [09:26] Haruto     This is Miyako-chan, and     this is Death Mask-chan. [09:30] Itsuki     I'm an old man... [09:32] Miyako     Their faces are very stoic... [09:34] Haruto     This is an overseas TRPG, so you're     just going to have to bear with me. [09:38] Haruto     And these guys are your enemies. [09:40] Haruto     The characters fight in     order of the highest agility. [09:45] Haruto     All right, begin your battle! SIGN    An RPG game where players use pencils, paper, and dice to progress through dialogue and a specific set of rules. Players become the characters they created and participate in the story. It can be very appealing because it's basically playing pretend with a set of rules, there's a lot of freedom, and the players can dive into the world they created. [09:56] Man A     What's the matter? [09:58] Man b     Aren't you going to fight back? [10:03] Man C     I'll rip your clothes to shreds! [10:07] Man D     Here. Take this. [10:12] Miyako     That's enough! [10:15] Miyako     Ice Needle! [10:21] Man A     Looks like it had no effect. [10:23] Itsuki     Damn it, they're strong... [10:26] Nayuta     At this rate, we're going to be defeated. [10:29] Nayuta     Myaa-san, we're going to     have to do that one thing. [10:31] Miyako     What thing? [10:34] Nayuta     We'll power you up with my ability! [10:37] Nayuta     Then you'll be able to defeat them      with your magic in no time. [10:40] Miyako     Doesn't your ability require us      to do dirty things? [10:43] Miyako     No! I don't want to! [10:44] Nayuta     Don't worry. We just have     to have a little kiss. [10:47] Miyako     Really? Well, I guess that's okay. [10:51] Nayuta     Right! Here I come! [10:54] Nayuta     My tongue slips in between Onee-sama's lips. [10:58] Nayuta     Their tongues intertwine in an obscene dance, [11:00] Nayuta     and unable to help herself anymore,     Onee-sama lets out a moan. [11:05] Nayuta     "Ah, no... Ah..." SIGN    *Please refrain from dirty jokes or any sexual harassment at TRPG sessions unless you are extremely close with the other players. [11:08] Miyako     Don't fabricate my reaction! [11:12] Nayuta     You're so adorable, Onee-sama. [11:16] Nayuta     As I devour Onee-sama's tongue,     I gently untie the strings of her robe. [11:21] Nayuta     "No, you mustn't..." [11:24] Nayuta     I ignore my sister's weak     cries of resistance [11:27] ---     and take off her robe and undergarments. [11:31] Nayuta     I also strip naked, [11:35] ---     and as my sister quivers in     embarrassment and excitement, I kiss her. [11:41] Nayuta     "Ah!" Onee-sama exclaims heatedly. [11:46] Nayuta     You feel it, don't you, Onee-sama? [11:49] Nayuta     I aggressively attack     Onee-sama's various spots, [11:53] ---     and every single time,     she lets out a sweet moan. [11:57] Man A     Wh-What the hell are they doing? SIGN    Gagagia [12:07] Soldier     Hold it right there! [12:09] Haruto     Uh, a number of soldiers head your way. [12:13] Man A     Oh, crap! Let's get out of here. [12:16] Haruto     Seeing the soldiers, the adventurers flee. [12:21] Itsuki     Looks like we're saved. [12:23] Haruto     You feel relieved, but the     soldiers surround you. [12:26] Itsuki     What?! SIGN    Gagagia [12:27] Soldier     You're under arrest for public indecency! [12:29] Nayuta     You've got it all wrong! [12:30] ---     Onee-sama and I were just doing     obscene things together in public! [12:36] Soldier     That's what you call public indecency. [12:38] Nayuta     Oh, right. [12:39] Miyako     I'm innocent! [12:44] Miyako     I never thought the day would come [12:45] ---     when I'd be arrested for public indecency... [12:50] Nayuta     Well, it's in the past now,     so what can you do? [12:52] Nayuta     Let's think about what we're going to do now. [12:54] Miyako     I don't want to hear that from you! [12:56] Silvia     Pardon me. [12:59] Itsuki     Who the hell are you? [13:01] Silvia     I am Silvia, the princess of this kingdom. [13:05] Silvia     I have a favor to ask of you adventurers. [13:10] Silvia     If you will do this for me,     I will promise your release. [13:15] Sen     I guess we have no choice but     to hear what she has to say. SIGN    Princess [13:20] Nayuta     I see. [13:21] ---     So we have to deliver a letter to     a sage living deep in the forest. [13:24] Nayuta     It's basically an errand side quest. [13:27] Itsuki     No, Haruto's novels will usually [13:30] ---     make something look really light     and then completely turn the tables. [13:33] Itsuki     I'm sure there's something more to this. [13:35] Itsuki     For example, the princess is actually a villain,     the sage is an evil wizard, [13:41] ---     and we've been chosen as sacrifices     to revive some evil deity. [13:44] Haruto     You there. Stop trying to predict     what's going to happen. SIGN    Goblins have appeared! [13:51] Itsuki     We've got company! [13:53] Chihiro     Are goblins powerful in this world? [13:55] Haruto     Could someone use their     wisdom to figure that out? [13:59] Miyako     I'll do it, since mine is the highest. [14:04] Haruto     Success. [14:06] Haruto     Goblins are some of the weakest monsters. [14:09] ---     You should have no problem defeating them. [14:12] Haruto     They're weak against fire. [14:14] Nayuta     Then let's rip them apart! [14:20] Miyako     Fireball! [14:29] Haruto     After defeating the goblins,     you continue further into the forest [14:32] Haruto     and spot a beautiful lake. [14:36] Nayuta     Since there's a lake in front of us,     I guess we'll go for a swim! [14:40] Itsuki     Can we heal if we take a breather here? [14:44] Haruto     Yup. [14:45] Miyako     Then let's rest. [14:48] Chihiro     Is it really going to be okay? [14:50] ---     It'll be fine. [14:51] Nayuta     What could be dangerous     about such a pretty lake? SIGN    Bliss [14:57] Itsuki     In shark thrillers and monster movies,     the first ones to die [15:00] ---     are usually the beautiful,     unsuspecting girls in bikinis. [15:05] Chihiro     In the TRPG replays I've read, [15:08] ---     something bad always happens     when the girls are showering. [15:14] Haruto     Those are probably TRPGs     based on the Cthulhu mythos. [15:18] Haruto     You're basically guaranteed fanservice     scenes, gore, and horror in that world. [15:23] Haruto     This game is a peaceful fantasy,     so nothing that dangerous will happen. [15:27] Itsuki     Are you sure about that? [15:28] Haruto     Then why don't you use your     intuition and roll the dice? [15:31] Haruto     I think you can sense if there's     going to be any danger or not. [15:41] Haruto     It doesn't seem like there's     anything dangerous. [15:43] Nayuta     All right. It's time to get into the water. [15:46] Nayuta     Let's all strip naked! [15:49] Miyako     Well, I guess it's fine as long as it's safe. [15:51] Chihiro     I-I have to strip, too? [15:53] Nayuta     There's no need to be embarrassed.     We're all sisters. [15:58] Chihiro     Okay... [15:59] Itsuki     Don't do anything weird. SIGN    Flirt SIGN    Gagagia [16:12] Haruto     And that's when it happened! [16:13] Miyako     Huh? SIGN    Gagagia [16:18] Chihiro     I told you so! SIGN    Gagagia [16:22] Haruto     The creature that rises from     the water is the Roper, [16:24] ---     which has multiple tentacles     growing from its cylindrical body. [16:29] Nayuta     I'm not going to lose to any tentacles! [16:33] Nayuta     Oh, no. Don't. [16:37] Nayuta     You can't go in there. SIGN    Gagagia SIGN    Gagagia [16:40] Chihiro     I don't have my knives.     What are we going to do? [16:42] Miyako     I might be able to do     something with my magic. [16:44] Miyako     Energy Bolt! SIGN    Gagagia [17:01] Miyako     I can't defeat it on my own! [17:05] Itsuki     Looks like it's time for me     to use the ace up my sleeve! [17:08] Miyako     Huh? [17:09] Itsuki     Unlimited Bla— I mean... [17:12] Itsuki     I'll use my Phantom Smith     to reproduce a long sword! [17:27] Chihiro     Thanks, Nee-san! [17:28] Chihiro     But why'd you cut me loose first? [17:34] Itsuki     An older sister is always supposed     to protect her little sister first. [17:38] Chihiro     N-Nee-san! [17:40] Nayuta     Hello? I'm your little sister, too. [17:43] Itsuki     You were happy about this situation! [17:46] Chihiro     I'll save you right away, Death Mask-san! [17:57] Itsuki     All right. That's enough tentacle play! SIGN    Lewd [18:04] Haruto     Something unexpected happened, [18:06] ---     but now you can really take a breather. [18:09] Haruto     Thank goodness. [18:11] Itsuki     You have no shame, you tentacle lover. [18:16] Itsuki     So this is the mansion where the sage lives. [18:18] Nayuta     This is definitely some heretic's mansion. [18:21] Sen     There are probably traps. [18:24] Miyako     But we can't deliver the     letter unless we go in. [18:27] Nayuta     What's written in the letter? [18:30] Itsuki     Silvia said to make sure     not to open the envelope— [18:32] Nayuta     Let's open it! [18:34] Itsuki     Good point. [18:37] Haruto     This is what's written in the letter. [18:40] Haruto     "I'm delivering four young girls to you      as sacrifices. Please accept them." [18:44] Itsuki     This is exactly what I said would happen! [18:47] Chihiro     So what should we do? [18:49] Miyako     There's no reason to go in, knowing     we're just going to be sacrificed. [18:54] Nayuta     You're right. [18:56] Nayuta     Then let's just burn the     mansion to the ground. [18:59] Miyako     Huh? SIGN    Currently strengthening her ability. [19:13] Mage     Curses... We were so close. [19:17] Mage     It looks like I'll have     to deal with you myself— [19:18] Miyako     Take that. [19:21] Itsuki     Princess Silvia! [19:23] Itsuki     We've put a stop to your evil plans     to revive the evil deity [19:28] ---     so you could take the throne! [19:30] Silvia     I was careless to think I was just     dealing with newbie adventurers. [19:34] Silvia     I'll just have to eliminate all of you! [19:42] Nayuta     I'll destroy that illusion! [19:45] Silvia     Curses... But I have more than magic— [19:48] Itsuki     Roper's tentacles! [19:52] Silvia     Wh-What is this? [19:55] Itsuki     I can reproduce any weapon. [19:58] Itsuki     Monster tentacles are no exception! [20:01] Silvia     Let go of me! [20:03] Silvia     Please! Let me go! [20:05] Silvia     Get out of there! [20:06] Silvia     N-No! [20:08] Nayuta     Come on, Myaa-oneesama!     This is our chance to power you up. [20:12] Miyako     Again? SIGN    I did a bad thing. [20:14] Haruto     And so the four sisters [20:17] ---     stopped the conspiracy     that troubled the kingdom. [20:21] Haruto     That concludes this adventure. [20:23] Haruto     Good work, everyone. [20:29] All     Good work, everyone! [20:31] Miyako     Nayu gave me a hard time,     but TRPGs are really fun. [20:35] Chihiro     Yes. I'd like to play one again. [20:37] Haruto     I'm happy to hear that. [20:39] Nayuta     I regret not being able to have sex      with Itsuki-senpai even once, [20:43] ---     so I'll try even harder next time. [20:45] Itsuki     Well, don't. [20:48] Haruto     Okay, I'll think about our next session. [20:51] Chihiro     I'm looking forward to it. [20:52] Miyako     Nayu, you need to learn more self-respect. [20:55] Nayuta     Oh, come on. Your body doesn't lie, Myaa-san. [21:03] Haruto     Thanks for this, Itsuki. [21:05] Itsuki     Huh? What are you talking about? [21:07] Haruto     This game session was to cheer me up, right? [21:11] Itsuki     D-Don't get the wrong idea! [21:13] ---     I just had the sudden urge to try a TRPG. [21:17] Haruto     I see. [21:20] Haruto     You know... [21:23] Haruto     It's a lot of fun creating something, SIGN    The Hero and     the Dragon [21:26] ---     and it makes me happy when someone enjoys it. [21:33] Haruto     I'm sure it's the same for those people. [21:36] Haruto     There were some rough times,     and in the end, it didn't work out... [21:41] Haruto     But the fact that we all worked     so hard wasn't a waste. [21:46] Haruto     I think. [21:50] Haruto     So I shouldn't be stopping here, right? [21:57] Itsuki     I see. [22:00] Haruto     Yeah. SIGN    Player Name: Miyako Shirakawa Character Name: Miyako Background: The eldest of the adventurer sisters Likes: People who work hard Dislikes: People who make fun of people who work hard [23:18] Haruto     Say, Itsuki. [23:21] Haruto     Does Miyako-chan... [23:24] Haruto     have a boyfriend? [23:29] Itsuki     Huh? SIGN    Episode Eight All You Need Is Love and Friendship. SIGN    TEXT: Itsuki Hashima, Chihiro Hashima, Nayuta Kani, Miyako Shirakawa