Season 1
- 1 - I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
- 2 - If Only a Miracle Would Happen
- 3 - As Long As It's Research
- 4 - As Long As You're Working.
- 5 - All You Need Is to Write Novels.
- 6 - Having Your Media Developments Go Well Is All You Need.
- 7 - Adventure Is All You Need.
- 8 - All You Need Is Love and Friendship.
- 9 - Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
- 10 - A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
- 11 - Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
- 12 - A Sister's All You Need?
1 - I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
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[00:00] Alice
Wake-key-key, wake-key-key.
[00:04] Alice
Wake-key-key, Onii-chan!
[00:08] Protag
Morning, Alice.
[00:10] Protag
This is Alice.
[00:12] Protag
She's my little sister who
turns fourteen this year.
[00:16] Alice
You seem so sweepy, Onii-chan.
[00:18] Alice
This is what I'm going to
do to you, sweepyhead.
[00:25] Alice
Are you wakey-wakey now, Onii-chan?
[00:29] Alice
Alice made today's bweakfast all by herself!
[00:32] Alice
You need to come down before it gets cold!
[00:34] Protag
Okay, got it.
[00:39] Protag
I wash my face in the bathwater
that my sister just used,
[00:42] Protag
then wipe my face dry with my sister's
bra, and head into the kitchen.
[00:46] Protag
In the kitchen was Yoshiko,
who should have died yesterday.
[00:49] Protag
I was very surprised.
[00:52] Alice
Come on, Onii-chan! Hurry up
and sit down so you can eat!
[00:56] Protag
Yeah. Let's dig in.
SIGN I wuv you, Onii-chan
[00:59] Protag
Today's breakfast is an omelet made from
Alice's eggs, with a cup of Alice's milk.
[01:04] Protag
It's so creamy and rich...
[01:05] ---
The taste of my little sister
spreads inside my mouth.
[01:08] Protag
My little sister's freshly hatched
eggs and freshly squeezed milk...
[01:11] Protag
They're so good!
[01:13] Alice
You silly-head. You have
ketchup on your mouth.
[01:16] Alice
What are we going to do
with you, meowy meow?
[01:19] Protag
Alice pulls some just-worn panties
from a gate to a parallel world,
[01:21] Alice
Wipey, wipey. Wipey, wipey.
[01:22] ---
and wipes my mouth with it.
[01:24] Protag
Ah, my little sister's hot,
just-worn panties taste so good.
[01:30] Protag
The fragrant panties and my sister's juices
create the ultimate harmony, and the—
[01:34] Toki
The fuck is this?!
[01:37] Itsuki
Whoa! Where'd that come from?
[01:39] Toki
Don't "Where'd that come from?" me!
[01:39] [SONG] Sign
Kenjiro Toki
Editor, 26 years old
[01:41] Toki
What the hell is this world of madness?
[01:45] Itsuki
Heh.
[01:45] [SONG] Sign
Itsuki Hashima
Novelist, 20 years old
[01:46] Itsuki
I see you've been moved by my masterpiece.
[01:50] Toki
You moron...
[01:54] Toki
L-Let me just confirm, just in case...
[01:57] Toki
This is supposed to be the second chapter
[02:00] Toki
manuscript of The Scarlet Jäger, correct?
[02:02] Itsuki
But of course.
[02:05] Toki
Well, this is strange...
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
The protagonist is shocked when the heroine, who died protecting him
from a demon's attack at the end of chapter one, is having breakfast
at the protagonist's house the next morning like nothing ever happened.
[02:07] Toki
According to the plot,
in the opening of chapter two,
[02:09] Toki
the protagonist is shocked when the heroine,
[02:11] Toki
who died protecting him from a demon's
attack at the end of chapter one,
[02:15] ---
is having breakfast at the protagonist's
house the next morning
[02:18] ---
like nothing ever happened...
[02:20] Itsuki
See? It perfectly reflects the plot.
[02:23] Toki
What part of this makes you say that?
[02:25] Itsuki
Well, the protagonist is surprised, isn't he?
[02:27] Itsuki
I mean, uh... that chick who was supposed
to have died yesterday is there...
[02:30] Toki
Her name is Yoshiko!
Don't forget the main heroine's name!
[02:34] Toki
I guess you did at least include it,
even if it feels totally out of place...
[02:38] Itsuki
Good grief. What am I supposed
to do with an editor like you?
[02:42] Toki
Don't make it sound like this is my fault.
[02:46] Toki
But that's not the biggest problem here.
[02:48] Itsuki
What?
[02:49] Toki
Who the hell is this new
character named Alice?
SIGN Alice
SIGN Who?
[02:53] Toki
I didn't hear a thing
about her being in this!
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft) Itsuki Hashima
[02:55] Itsuki
She's the protagonist's younger sister.
SIGN Protagonist
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
[02:57] Itsuki
It's written right in the protagonist's
bio that he has a little sister.
SIGN Has a little sister
[03:01] Toki
It was just a single sentence!
SIGN Alice's just-worn panties
[03:03] Toki
I thought she was just
a secondary character!
[03:04] ---
What the hell is this freakish monster?
[03:06] Itsuki
You mean she's freakishly cute?
[03:08] Itsuki
Yeah, I know.
[03:09] Toki
No, you moron!
[03:10] Toki
Not only would she be a strike-out
for always being naked,
[03:13] ---
but you had one preposterous visual
after another that even outdid that,
[03:16] Toki
and I can't even tell you which
of them is the most fucked up!
[03:19] Toki
Not to mention the protagonist
was casually wiping his face
[03:22] ---
with his sister's bra and then
eating her damn panties...
[03:24] Toki
He's a friggin' perv...
[03:26] Toki
No, he's a complete ****** case!
[03:28] Toki
Let me just confirm that you didn't
[03:30] ---
accidentally type "panties"
instead of some kind of food...
[03:33] Itsuki
I'm insulted. Of course I'd never
make a stupid typo like that.
[03:37] Toki
And this thing about Alice's milk?
SIGN Alice's milk:
SIGN Milk from Alice's
boobies.
It tastes very rich.
[03:40] Itsuki
Milk from Alice's boobies.
It tastes very rich.
[03:44] Toki
And Alice's eggs?
SIGN Alice's eggs:
SIGN Eggs that Alice laid.
They're unbelievably
delicious.
[03:45] Itsuki
Eggs that Alice laid.
They're unbelievably delicious.
[03:50] Toki
Rejected.
[03:52] Itsuki
Huh?
[03:53] Toki
This is all rejected!
[03:54] Toki
There's no way in hell we could publish this!
[03:56] Itsuki
True. I might've gone a tiny bit
too far with the milk and eggs.
[04:02] Itsuki
But this is a story about psychic powers,
[04:04] ---
so I thought some things that are just
a tad out of the ordinary would work...
[04:07] Toki
Just... a tad...?
[04:10] Itsuki
It happens all the time.
[04:12] Itsuki
Like when the protagonist's parent
was some legendary adventurer,
[04:15] Itsuki
or they're an heir to
some ancient martial art
[04:17] ---
and the protagonist
inherited the skills...
[04:19] Toki
Stop thinking some crazy psychopath
setting where people lay eggs
[04:21] ---
and eat panties is along the same lines
as cliché battle manga settings!
[04:26] Itsuki
B-But washing one's face with the
bathwater your little sister just used
[04:30] ---
is normal in households
with little sisters, right?
[04:32] Toki
Like hell it's normal! You're a freak
with a serious sister complex!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[06:08] Toki
Anyway, I'm rejecting that manuscript.
[06:11] Toki
I'm fine with you working on a new
project, but I hope you're progressing
[06:14] ---
with volume 5 of Mahou Academy.
[06:16] Toki
The deadline for that is
at the end of the month.
[06:18] Itsuki
Yeah, I know.
[06:20] Toki
You'd better not be lying.
[06:22] Itsuki
I-I'm not. Leave it to me.
[06:30] Toki
Honestly, his obsession with little
sisters is a serious problem...
[06:34] Chihiro
Oh, hello, Toki-san.
[06:37] Toki
Oh. Hey, Chihiro-kun.
[06:40] [SONG] Sign
Chihiro Hashima
Itsuki's step-brother, 16 years old
[06:40] Chihiro
Did you just have a meeting with my brother?
[06:42] Toki
Yeah, we just finished up.
[06:45] Toki
That looks heavy. Ingredients for dinner?
[06:48] Chihiro
Yes. My brother has guests coming
over, so I bought a bit extra.
[06:52] Toki
You seem like a very
reliable younger brother.
[06:55] Chihiro
You're too kind.
[06:57] Chihiro
Oh, please continue to look after my brother.
[07:01] Toki
I will.
[07:03] Chihiro
Well, if you'll excuse me.
[07:11] Toki
If only Chihiro-kun were his younger sister,
[07:14] ---
Itsuki probably wouldn't have ended
up so obsessed with little sisters.
[07:17] Toki
If only he had a little sister...
[07:20] Toki
Then again, he probably wouldn't have
become an author if that were the case.
[07:25] Toki
Talk about complicated.
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
SIGN Episode 1
[07:37] Itsuki
Hey.
[07:38] Chihiro
Hey.
[07:41] Chihiro
I ran into Toki-san on my way here.
[07:44] Itsuki
Ah...
[07:45] Chihiro
Did the meeting go well?
[07:47] Itsuki
O-Of course.
[07:54] Itsuki
What are you making tonight?
[07:55] Chihiro
Probably paella or stir-fried
shrimp in chili sauce.
[07:58] Chihiro
Shrimp was on sale today.
[07:59] Itsuki
Seriously?
[08:04] [SONG] Sign
Haruto Fuwa
Novelist, 22 years old
[08:05] Haruto
Heya, the hot guy has arrived.
[08:07] Itsuki
Hey.
[08:08] Haruto
Throw me a bone here...
[08:11] Haruto
Hey, something smells good.
[08:13] Chihiro
Hello, Fuwa-san.
[08:15] Haruto
Hey, Chihiro-kun. I brought a gift.
[08:19] ---
Could I put it in the fridge?
[08:21] Chihiro
Oh, go right ahead.
[08:25] Itsuki
This is my apartment, you know.
[08:28] Haruto
Don't worry about it.
SIGN Little Sister
[08:32] Haruto
So, how's your new series going?
[08:34] Haruto
The first ever Itsuki Hashima book where
the main heroine isn't the little sister.
[08:38] Itsuki
That was canceled.
[08:39] Haruto
Really? But the proposal
seemed pretty good.
SIGN School Hallway
SIGN Afternoon
SIGN It's okay if it's you, Onii-chan...
[08:43] Itsuki
My works depend on the heroine
being the little sister.
[08:48] Itsuki
Must be Kanikou and Miyako.
SIGN Nayuta Kani
Novelist, 18 years old
SIGN Miyako Shirakawa
College student, 20 years old
[08:54] Nayuta
Good evening, Senpai! Let's have sex!
[08:57] Miyako
Nayu! What are you saying?!
[09:01] Nayuta
It's just a casual greeting, Myaa-san.
[09:03] Itsuki
How is that even a greeting?
[09:06] ---
Hurry up and come inside.
[09:07] Chihiro
Oh, good evening, Kani-san and Miyako-san.
[09:11] Nayuta
Good evening, Chihiro-kun.
[09:13] Nayuta
You can call me Onee-chan at any time.
[09:16] Chihiro
I will not.
[09:17] Nayuta
But when Itsuki-senpai and I get married,
[09:20] ---
you're going to be my brother-in-law...
[09:22] Chihiro
I will not.
[09:22] Itsuki
We're not!
SIGN Little Sister
[09:25] Nayuta
What? Your new project's been canceled?
[09:29] Itsuki
Well, these things happen.
[09:30] Nayuta
But it was so interesting...
[09:33] Nayuta
But that means the only person
in the world who got to read it,
[09:36] ---
other than your editor, was me, right?
[09:38] Itsuki
No. I had Haruto and the others read it, too.
[09:41] Nayuta
Meow?!
[09:42] Haruto
Oh, yeah.
[09:44] Miyako
I read it, too.
[09:46] Nayuta
I can't believe there were others.
[09:48] Nayuta
That manuscript is such a slut.
[09:50] Itsuki
Did you just call the manuscript a slut?
SIGN Little Sister
[09:54] Itsuki
Chihiro, how much longer
do you think it'll be?
[09:58] Chihiro
Probably thirty minutes.
[09:59] Nayuta
Well then, Senpai, let's kill
some time by making out.
[10:03] Itsuki
I decline!
[10:05] Haruto
Why don't we play a casual game?
[10:07] Itsuki
Good idea.
[10:09] Nayuta
Get a clue, Prince Manwhre.
[10:12] Itsuki
You're the one who needs
to get a clue, you fool.
[10:15] Haruto
More importantly, could you stop
calling me that, Nayu-chan?
SIGN Cat & Chocolate
[10:19] Itsuki
So, what do you wanna play?
[10:22] Haruto
Something easy that we don't
need to spend time setting up.
[10:26] Haruto
Oh, how about turtle soup?
[10:28] Itsuki
Are you thinking straight?
[10:30] Nayuta
It's to be expected from Prince Manwhre.
[10:32] ---
Do you like dicks that much?
[10:35] Miyako
Turtles? What's that?
SIGN Turtle Soup
[10:37] Haruto
Turtle soup.
[10:39] ---
It's officially known as
SIGN Lateral Thinking Puzzles
[10:41] ---
"lateral thinking puzzles," though.
[10:45] Haruto
First, the master talks about
a mysterious incident.
SIGN A man eats turtle soup at a restaurant.
SIGN After he leaves the restaurant,
he kills himself with a pistol.
[10:48] Haruto
The other players ask yes or no
questions in regards to the mystery
SIGN Did the soup have poison in it?
SIGN Was this the first time he had the soup?
[10:53] Haruto
and try to solve it.
[10:56] Miyako
Wow, that seems pretty interesting.
[10:58] Haruto
When writers drink together,
[11:00] ---
we often think up questions
on the spot to play this game.
[11:04] Haruto
It's a great way to train your creativity.
[11:06] Itsuki
Also, if your incident is
too shitty, you get told,
[11:09] ---
"You're no writer," or "Start
over from your newcomer award."
[11:14] Miyako
That sounds kinda difficult.
[11:16] Itsuki
All right... Then as an example,
I will come up with
[11:19] ---
a magnificent problem for you to solve!
[11:24] Nayuta
Y-You can start at any time, Senpai!
[11:26] Itsuki
Stop talking like that!
SIGN Little Sister
[11:30] Itsuki
All right, here we go.
[11:33] Itsuki
A man got married.
[11:35] Itsuki
However, she was a perfect uggo,
[11:38] ---
who was ugly both inside and out,
without a single good quality.
[11:42] Itsuki
But the man lived his life without
making a single complaint.
[11:47] Itsuki
Why was that?
[11:49] Nayuta
Because she was a little sister, right?
[11:49] Haruto
Because she was a little sister.
[11:49] Miyako
Is it because she was a little sister?
[11:53] Itsuki
I-Impossible... How could you get it
right without asking a single question?
[11:57] Haruto
It was a shitty example that didn't
even give us an opportunity to object,
[12:00] Haruto
but the phrase "she was a
perfect uggo" was pretty good,
[12:04] Haruto
so I won't go so far as to
insult your personality.
[12:07] Nayuta
Senpai's examples being
complete trash is nothing new.
[12:10] Miyako
They're always like this?
SIGN Little Sister
[12:14] Haruto
All right, I'll come up with one next.
[12:16] Haruto
A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN Deadline
[12:20] Haruto
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
SIGN Publisher
[12:22] ---
but his editors actually thank him.
[12:25] Haruto
Why is that?
[12:27] Itsuki
He was thanked for missing his deadline?
[12:31] Nayuta
Um... Isn't that just your
fantasy, Prince Manwhre?
[12:35] Haruto
No.
[12:37] Nayuta
Does this story take place in modern Japan?
[12:39] Haruto
Yes.
[12:40] Itsuki
That's a lie!
[12:41] Itsuki
There's no way something that wonderful
[12:43] ---
would happen in modern Japan,
where the rotten publishing world
[12:47] ---
never shuts up about keeping deadlines,
regardless of our situations!
[12:49] Itsuki
Haruto, if you're a true novelist,
you should know that better than anyone!
[12:52] Haruto
Well, I've never broken a deadline, so...
[12:56] Itsuki
You traitor!
[12:58] Nayuta
You've popped plenty of cherries,
but you won't break a few deadlines?
[13:02] Haruto
I'm telling you, I'm not a manwhre.
[13:04] Itsuki
The more one regrets being unable
to protect those they love,
[13:07] ---
the stronger and kinder they become...
[13:09] Haruto
You've never regretted or
felt sorry for a single thing.
[13:12] Nayuta
Do you think you can break out
[13:14] ---
of your shell when you can't
even break a few deadlines?
[13:17] Haruto
B-Break through... my own shell?
[13:20] Both
Yup, yup.
[13:22] Haruto
S-Stop trying to lure me down
the path of scum, you two.
[13:26] Haruto
More importantly, think about
an answer to the story!
[13:29] Itsuki
Okay, here's a question.
Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN Little
Sister
[13:33] Haruto
No!
[13:34] Itsuki
Impossible... She's not even a little sister,
and they let her slide on the deadline?
[13:37] Miyako
Er, he already said the novelist was
a "he" when he told us the story.
[13:41] Itsuki
Oh, right...
[13:42] Itsuki
Then does the novelist have a little sister?
SIGN Does the novelist have a little sister?
[13:45] Haruto
Unknown. He may have one or he might not.
[13:48] Itsuki
Since it's unknown, I guess
that's not an important factor.
[13:53] Miyako
Um... Is the novelist popular?
SIGN Is the novelist popular?
[13:56] Haruto
Unknown.
[13:57] Miyako
Then is he a novelist that
isn't popular at all?
SIGN Is he a novelist that isn't popular at all?
[14:00] Haruto
Unknown.
[14:02] Nayuta
That's also unknown? Then...
[14:04] Nayuta
Do parts of the novelist's profile,
such as how much he makes
SIGN Does the novelist's profile have
anything to do with the incident?
[14:07] ---
or what his family's like,
have anything to do with it?
[14:10] Haruto
No.
[14:11] Nayuta
No?
[14:13] Itsuki
So the novelist's background
has nothing to do with it.
[14:15] Itsuki
Then should we be concentrating
on the editorial staff?
[14:18] Haruto
Oh, you're on the right track.
[14:20] Nayuta
Oh, I get it.
[14:22] Nayuta
Um, was the editorial staff facing
some kind of dangerous situation?
[14:26] Haruto
Yes.
[14:27] Itsuki
Was the editorial staff saved from this
crisis by the novelist missing his deadline?
[14:32] Haruto
Yes.
[14:33] Itsuki
All right!
[14:34] Miyako
But what kind of crisis could be
remedied by missing a deadline?
[14:40] Itsuki
Missing... a deadline...
[14:42] Itsuki
Deadline... Coming to a close...
[14:45] Itsuki
Haruto, could you give us
the story in detail again?
[14:50] Haruto
Okay.
[14:51] Haruto
A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN A novelist completely misses a deadline.
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
but his editors actually thank him. Why is that?
[14:54] Haruto
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
[14:56] ---
but his editors actually thank him.
[15:00] Haruto
Why is that?
[15:01] Itsuki
Was that a deadline for a project?
[15:05] Haruto
No.
[15:06] Miyako
Huh? What does that mean?
[15:08] Itsuki
Did you figure it out, too, Kanikou?
[15:10] Nayuta
Yes!
[15:11] Miyako
Huh?
[15:12] Itsuki
Did the novelist physically break a deadline?
SIGN Did the novelist physically
break a deadline?
[15:16] Haruto
Yes.
[15:17] Nayuta
Was the editorial office completely closed
until the novelist broke the deadline?
SIGN Was the editorial office completely closed?
[15:22] Haruto
Yes.
[15:22] Nayuta
When the novelist broke the deadline,
SIGN Was the editorial staff in a
situation where they couldn't move?
[15:25] ---
was all of the editorial staff in a
situation where they couldn't move?
[15:28] Haruto
Yes... You've basically figured it out.
[15:33] Itsuki
I've completely solved the mystery.
[15:35] Itsuki
This is what happened...
[15:37] Itsuki
The editorial office had its door
and windows completely closed,
[15:42] Itsuki
so all of the staff had passed
out from CO2 poisoning.
[15:46] Itsuki
That's when the novelist who had come to
the office noticed something was wrong,
[15:50] Itsuki
broke through a window or another entrance,
and saved the editorial staff's lives.
[15:54] Itsuki
And he was greatly thanked.
[15:57] Itsuki
In Japanese, the word for "deadline"
can also mean to be closed.
SIGN Shimekiri Deadline, Closed 1: To finish with something. It can also refer to the date to finish something. 2: To leave doors or windows closed. Also refers to the place that has its doors and windows closed.
[16:02] Itsuki
In this case, the word didn't mean
the deadline of a manuscript,
[16:05] ---
but the editorial staff room that
was completely closed off.
[16:08] Haruto
You're correct. Congratulations.
[16:10] Miyako
Wow, good job, Itsuki.
[16:14] Itsuki
A problem like that is nothing
to someone like me.
[16:17] Nayuta
You're amazing, Senpai!
[16:19] Nayuta
Now, go ahead and break through my
nasty little closed-off spot, too.
[16:23] Itsuki
I decline!
[16:24] Nayuta
Aw...
[16:24] Miyako
Jeez... Why are you so vulgar, Nayu?
[16:24] Itsuki
Don't "aw" me!
SIGN A black beer, included in Haruto's gift, which is made from Okinawan brown sugar. You can smell the sweet aroma of brown sugar even in the fluffy foam, and it pairs well with Japanese confections. If you drink it slightly warm, the sweetness stands out even more. It's a great choice for those who don't like the bitterness of beer. Its alcohol content is 6.5%.
[16:32] Haruto
Well, anyway...
[16:35] All
Cheers!
[16:38] Haruto
So good.
[16:39] Itsuki
Hey, this is really good.
[16:41] Itsuki
It's on the sweet side, but with
the right amount of bitterness.
[16:44] Haruto
It goes down easy, but it's
a bit strong, so be careful.
[16:47] Miyako
This is really good.
[16:49] Miyako
You made all of this, right, Chihiro-kun?
[16:51] Chihiro
Oh, yes. I did.
[16:54] Itsuki
You should learn how to cook, too, Kanikou.
[16:57] Nayuta
You say that, but you can't
even cook yourself, Senpai.
[17:03] Itsuki
Well...
[17:04] Itsuki
If I had a little sister like
[17:06] ---
the Goddess Kobato from Haganai,
or the Goddess Komachi from Oregairu,
[17:08] Itsuki
I'd seriously try to learn how to cook, too.
[17:10] Nayuta
I see your obsession with little
sisters never changes, Senpai.
[17:13] Nayuta
Then how about the slightly meaner
ones, like Kirino-chan from Oreimo?
[17:17] Itsuki
Rather than make the Goddess Kirino happy,
I'd rather have her yell at me and say,
[17:21] ---
"You can't even cook? You're such
a worthless piece of trash."
[17:25] Nayuta
You're sick...
[17:26] Itsuki
If I'm gonna be sick, I'd want
to be sick over a little sister.
SIGN Little Sister
[17:32] Itsuki
That was so good.
[17:35] Nayuta
It was. Now if I could just have
your dick for dessert, Senpai,
[17:38] ---
I'd have zero complaints.
[17:41] Haruto
I guess you never change, either, Nayu-chan.
[17:45] Haruto
Oh. I got a message from my editor.
SIGN Message
SIGN GF Bunko Kawabe-san Hello. Slide to display
[17:48] Haruto
Let's see...
[17:50] Haruto
What? Seriously?
[17:55] Itsuki
Are they asking for a manuscript?
[17:56] Haruto
Don't lump me in with you.
[17:59] Haruto
An anime-related problem just came up.
[18:02] Haruto
So I'm gonna go see my editor right now.
[18:05] Miyako
What? Right now?
[18:07] Itsuki
Must be hard being such a great novelist
that your work gets an anime adaptation.
[18:11] Haruto
Well, yeah...
[18:12] Miyako
Your anime starts in April, right?
[18:15] Haruto
Yeah. It's less than three months away now.
[18:19] Haruto
I'm pretty excited.
[18:22] Itsuki
Well, do your best.
[18:25] Haruto
You, too.
[18:30] Miyako
I should head home, too.
[18:32] Chihiro
Oh, my last bus is coming soon.
[18:35] Nayuta
Well then, Myaa-san, Chihiro-kun, farewell.
[18:39] Miyako
What are you going to do, Nayu?
[18:40] Nayuta
I'm holed up in a nearby hotel,
so I'm going to stay a little longer.
[18:45] Itsuki
If you're holed up there,
why are you out fooling around?
[18:49] Miyako
Well, goodnight, Chihiro-kun.
[18:51] Chihiro
Yes. Goodnight.
[18:58] Nayuta
We're finally alone, Senpai!
[19:01] Itsuki
You should hurry and go, too.
[19:02] Nayuta
What? But our hot night
together is just starting.
[19:08] Itsuki
Hey, what are you trying to do, you minor?
[19:11] Nayuta
Oh, come on. A little bit won't hurt.
[19:14] Itsuki
Nope. A kid should just stick to juice.
[19:17] Nayuta
I'm an adult.
[19:19] Itsuki
Hey, come on. Stop it.
[19:21] Nayuta
Just a little bit. It'll just be a little bit.
[19:28] Nayuta
Now I'm all wet.
[19:30] Itsuki
Just go and get cleaned up.
SIGN Itsuki
[19:53] Nayuta
"Even if I don't have a place in school,
[19:56] ---
the whole world lies ahead of me"?
[20:06] Nayuta
I love you, Itsuki-senpai...
[20:10] Nayuta
Yet you're only interested
in little sisters...
[20:13] Nayuta
You're such a perv, Senpai.
[20:20] Nayuta
Well, Senpai, I'll see you tomorrow.
[20:22] Itsuki
Do some work, you idiot.
[20:33] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm in love...
[20:37] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm in love with your work, Hashima-sensei.
[20:39] (Flashback) Both
That's misleading!
SIGN 13th GF Bunko Newcomer Award
8th Comic Gifted Newcomer Award
SIGN Ceremony
[20:48] (Flashback) Itsuki
Imagine getting puked on
by someone I'd just met...
[20:56] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm sorry about the other day...
[20:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
Don't worry about it!
SIGN 13th GF Bunko Newcomer (Grand Prize!)
[21:00] (Flashback) Itsuki
I'm not someone who worries
about the little things.
[21:04] (Flashback) Nayuta
Also, I like you.
[21:05] (Flashback) Nayuta
I've always liked you,
ever since I read your books.
[21:09] (Flashback) Nayuta
Please go out with me.
[21:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
L-Let me think about that...
[21:30] (Flashback) Itsuki
What should I do?
[21:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
I mean, I don't know anything about her...
[21:35] (Flashback) Itsuki
I guess a girl is more than
just her face and boobs.
[21:37] (Flashback) ---
Her personality is important, too.
SIGN 13th GF Bunko Newcomer (Grand Prize!)
[21:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
So this is her debut...
[23:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
This is on another level...
[23:25] Itsuki
Well, then...
[23:27] Itsuki
I guess I'll get to work.
SIGN Episode Two: If Only a Miracle Would Happen.
SIGN Iidouu
SIGN [Black Stories] A series of lateral thinking puzzles that deal with crimes and similar incidents. As the name suggests, there are many dark incidents. There are some rather ridiculous incidents, too, so let's read them with an open mind.
2 - If Only a Miracle Would Happen
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[00:01] Itsuki
Hmm...
[00:04] Itsuki
Hmm...
[00:12] Itsuki
That's not right.
[00:13] Miyako
I wanted to study for a test,
but my school's library was crowded,
[00:17] Miyako
so I was hoping you'd let
me use your place to study.
[00:19] Miyako
I wanted to study for a test,
but my school's library was crowded,
[00:23] Miyako
so I was hoping you'd let
me use your place to study.
[00:27] Miyako
Okay!
[00:34] Nayuta
Whatcha doin', Myaa-san?
[00:41] Itsuki
Go ahead... Onii-chan.
[00:45] Itsuki
Still not right...
[00:47] Nayuta
Ah, studying for a test?
Must be hard being a college student.
[00:52] Miyako
Well, yeah.
[00:58] Miyako
Maybe he's not home.
[01:00] Nayuta
Oh, the door's unlocked.
[01:02] Miyako
Hey, Nayu!
[01:04] Itsuki
This is embarrassing, so could
you turn off the lights?
[01:08] Itsuki
That's cute, but I really want to
emphasize how Hilde is feeling here.
[01:11] Itsuki
I want to wrap my body around you!
[01:13] Itsuki
No! She needs to be more
straightforward here!
[01:16] Itsuki
I love you, Onii-chan!
[01:18] Itsuki
Smooch...
[01:24] Nayuta
Itsuki-senpai...
[01:25] Itsuki
You've got it all wrong, Kanikou!
[01:26] Itsuki
It's not like I've gone insane or anything...
[01:30] Nayuta
Oh, don't worry. You were acting
out a scene in your novel, right?
[01:34] Miyako
Nayu, did you find Itsuki?
[01:38] Miyako
Wh-What are you doing, you pervert?!
[01:41] Nayuta
You've got it all wrong, Myaa-san!
[01:42] Nayuta
This is something novelists do all the time!
[01:44] Nayuta
It's very necessary in order to
paint a convincing picture!
[01:48] Miyako
I don't know what you're talking about!
[01:50] Itsuki
Would you two just get out?!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[03:29] Itsuki
Something's just not right...
[03:32] Itsuki
They're here again?
[03:35] Itsuki
Will you two give it a...
[03:47] Haruto
Why are you dressed like that?
[03:49] Itsuki
It's not what it looks like! It's—
[03:55] Miyako
I definitely didn't want to see that...
[03:58] Nayuta
Huh? But aren't you used
to seeing dks, Myaa-san?
[04:02] Miyako**
O-Of course I'm not used to it...
[04:05] Nayuta
Oh, I see.
[04:06] ---
I thought all girls in college were
nothing but talking dk eaters.
[04:10] Miyako**
How judgmental can you be?!
[04:11] Nayuta
Then are you a virgin, Myaa-san?
[04:14] Miyako
O-Of course not...
[04:17] Miyako
I-I had plenty of boyfriends.
[04:21] Nayuta
You're so mature, Myaa-san.
[04:24] Nayuta
I want to have sex all the
time with Senpai, too.
[04:27] Miyako
All the time? You're making it sound
like Itsuki and I, well, you know...
[04:32] Miyako
He's just a classmate of mine.
[04:34] Nayuta
Oh, right. You two went to the same college.
[04:39] Miyako
Well, he quit after about six months, but...
[04:42] Nayuta
What was Senpai like in college?
SIGN Two Years Ago
[04:54] (Flashback) Miyako
You look tired.
[04:55] (Flashback) Friend A
Yeah, I got called in to work at the
last minute. I barely even slept.
[05:00] (Flashback) Friend B
Same here. My boyfriend
wouldn't let me sleep at all.
[05:04] (Flashback) Miyako
Wouldn't let you...
[05:13] (Flashback) Friend A
That guy's always off on
his own, writing something.
[05:16] (Flashback) Friend B
Hashima-kun, was it?
[05:18] (Flashback) Friend B
He's sort of creepy.
[05:20] (Flashback) Friend A
He probably doesn't have any friends.
[05:26] Miyako
It seemed like he had something
that was more important
[05:30] ---
than college lectures,
fooling around, or work.
[05:33] Miyako
Something that I didn't have...
[05:38] Miyako
Itsuki must've been writing his
novel during all of his breaks
[05:41] ---
and while taking notes in lectures, too.
[05:45] Miyako
He went straight home after lectures,
[05:47] ---
and I never even saw him
talking to other people.
[05:49] Nayuta
That sounds just like Senpai.
[05:53] Haruto
Well, that's pretty awful.
[05:54] Itsuki
It's no laughing matter.
[05:56] Haruto
Whoops, sorry.
[05:57] Haruto
Nayu-chan is one thing, but to have
Miyako-chan see you completely naked...
[06:01] Haruto
I feel sorry for her, too.
[06:05] Haruto
Actually, how'd you become
friends with her, anyway?
[06:08] Haruto
At first glance, you two don't
seem to have anything in common.
[06:12] Itsuki
Beats me...
[06:19] (Flashback) Miyako
Say, Hashima-kun. What are you
always typing on your laptop?
[06:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
I-I have no idea what you're talking about...
[06:28] (Flashback) Miyako
Oh, come on. I won't tell anyone.
[06:34] (Flashback) Itsuki
A novel...
[06:35] (Flashback) Miyako
A novel? You want to become
a novelist, Hashima-kun?
[06:39] (Flashback) Itsuki
It's not that I want to... I already am.
[06:48] (Flashback) Miyako
So I bought your book
yesterday and read it...
[06:52] (Flashback) Itsuki
Y-Yeah?
[06:54] (Flashback) Miyako
I didn't really understand it.
[06:57] (Flashback) ---
Why was he able to use magic
once he kissed his little sister?
[07:01] (Flashback) Itsuki
Hmph. My book isn't something that
[07:03] (Flashback) ---
a slutty college student like
you would ever understand.
[07:06] (Flashback) Miyako
I-I'm not a slut! I haven't even
gone out with anyone...
[07:10] (Flashback) Miyako
Anyway, what kind of person do you
have to be to understand that, then?
[07:14] (Flashback) Miyako
No one would be able to
understand a weird story like that.
[07:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
Too bad!
[07:19] (Flashback) ---
The one you read is my second book,
The Genesister of the New World,
[07:23] (Flashback) Itsuki
and it's sold around 100,000 copies!
[07:26] (Flashback) Miyako
Huh? You're kidding!
That thing sold that many?
[07:28] (Flashback) Itsuki
How dare you call it
"that thing," you ignorant slut?!
[07:31] (Flashback) Itsuki
You had the nerve to say
you didn't understand
[07:34] (Flashback) Itsuki
a masterpiece that 100,000
people did understand.
[07:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
That's beyond hilarious, to the
point that I actually pity you.
[07:41] (Flashback) Itsuki
Being an imbecile isn't shameful or bad,
[07:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
but to ignore the fact that you are
an imbecile could be called a crime.
[07:47] (Flashback) Itsuki
You should just crawl into a hole out
of embarrassment, you shameless slut!
[07:56] (Flashback) Itsuki
Wha—
[08:01] (Flashback) Miyako
Y-You didn't have to be
so mean... you idiot!
[08:07] (Flashback) Itsuki
Huh? Uh, wait, um, I...
[08:10] (Flashback) Itsuki
I... guess there may or may
not have been a possibility
[08:14] (Flashback) ---
that I might've said too much...
[08:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
Someone posted a shitty review
a lot like that on Amazon recently,
[08:20] (Flashback) ---
so I got pissed off...
[08:22] (Flashback) Itsuki
So, um... I'm sor...
[08:27] (Flashback) Itsuki
A-At least stop crying, you slut!
[08:30] (Flashback) Miyako
I told you I'm not a slut, and I'm not crying!
[08:34] (Flashback) Itsuki
Er, yeah, you are...
[08:35] (Flashback) Miyako
I'm not crying, and I'm not a slut!
[08:37] (Flashback) Itsuki
Oh, all right, already. You're not
crying, and you're not a slut.
[08:41] (Flashback) Miyako
I'm not!
[08:49] (Flashback) Itsuki
Shit, this sucks...
[08:50] (Flashback) ---
What if they think I'm some weirdo now?
[08:53] (Flashback) Miyako
You don't have to worry.
[08:54] (Flashback) Miyako
Everyone already thinks
you're a weirdo anyway.
[08:58] Miyako
Talk about an awful first impression.
[09:01] Miyako
After that, Itsuki and I started talking.
[09:04] Miyako
I would borrow books and video games
from him, and he'd ask me about fashion.
[09:09] Miyako
But...
SIGN Itsuki I quit school.
SIGN Little Sister
[09:19] (Flashback) Miyako
Huh?!
[09:21] (Flashback) Miyako
What do you mean, you quit school?!
[09:25] Itsuki
I just realized that college
was nothing but a waste of time
[09:29] ---
for a popular genius Oricon chart
top-ten author like myself!
[09:33] (Flashback) Miyako
A waste of time...
[09:37] Miyako
I can tell Itsuki is saying that
from the bottom of his heart.
[09:40] Miyako
That's why he made the decision so quickly...
[09:43] Itsuki
Hello? Miyako?
[09:45] (Flashback) Miyako
Oh, really? Fine. Hope you don't get dropped!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Itsuki
[09:54] (Flashback) Miyako
I'm never going to leave your side...
[09:58] Nayuta
Myaa-san.
[09:59] Nayuta
What's the matter? Myaa-san?
[10:02] Miyako
Huh?
[10:03] Miyako
Oh... I was just remembering when
that idiot suddenly quit school.
[10:08] Nayuta
I wish I'd gone to school with Senpai, too.
[10:11] Miyako
You really like Itsuki, don't you?
[10:14] Nayuta
Yes, I do.
[10:18] Miyako
Honestly, what do you see in that
stupid, little-sister-obsessed freak?
[10:22] Nayuta
Everything. I love everything about him.
[10:28] Miyako
Well, um...
[10:30] ---
Do your best.
[10:32] Miyako
I guess I'll cheer you on.
[10:34] Nayuta
Thank you very much.
[10:36] Nayuta
By the way, Myaa-san...
[10:38] Miyako
Yes?
[10:39] Nayuta
Will you come to a hotel with me?
[10:44] Miyako
Huh?
SIGN (Typically) a writer who makes a living writing and publishing novels. Explaining the definition and various genres of novels will take a very long time, so we'll leave that out. The kind of books that Itsuki and his colleagues write are called light novels, and (typically) are a type of popular literature.
[10:51] Chihiro
Pardon the intrusion.
[10:53] Haruto
Hey, Chihiro-kun. I'm visiting again.
[10:56] Chihiro
Ah, Fuwa-san. Hello.
[11:16] (Flashback) Miyako
Nice to meet you...
[11:19] (Flashback) Nayuta
Nice to meet you.
[11:25] Nayuta
Please, come in.
[11:29] Miyako
Wow... So this is where you're holed up.
[11:34] Miyako
Does your publisher pay for your hotel?
[11:36] Nayuta
Yup. So I'll get in trouble if I don't
get a bit further in my manuscript.
[11:41] Miyako
Just "a bit" further?
[11:43] Nayuta
I'm going to work, so go ahead and
make yourself at home, Myaa-san.
SIGN 13th GF Bunko Newcomer (Grand Prize!)
[11:47] ---
Sure...
[11:51] Miyako
Hey!
[11:52] Miyako
Why are you stripping?!
[11:55] Nayuta
I can't work unless I'm completely naked.
[11:58] Miyako
I-I see...
[12:22] (Flashback) Nayuta
Do you like Senpai, Shirakawa-san?
[12:25] (Flashback) Miyako
O-Of course not!
[12:28] (Flashback) Miyako
He's just a friend.
[12:30] (Flashback) Nayuta
Just so you know, I do like Senpai.
[12:33] (Flashback) Nayuta
Senpai is everything to me.
[12:35] (Flashback) Miyako
What do you see in that stupid,
little-sister-obsessed freak?
[12:41] (Flashback) Nayuta
Senpai saved me.
SIGN Trash
SIGN Die
[12:58] (Flashback) Nayuta
And so...
[13:09] (Flashback) Miyako
Ugh! Why couldn't I have been there for you?!
[13:13] (Flashback) Miyako
I would've kicked all of their asses!
[13:19] (Flashback) Nayuta
Meow...
[13:32] Chihiro
Here you go.
[13:34] Itsuki
All right. Let's eat.
[13:36] Haruto
Oh, one sec.
[13:38] Itsuki
Huh?
[13:39] Haruto
Throw up a peace sign
above the fried rice.
[13:41] Itsuki
Huh? Like this?
[13:47] Haruto
Got it.
[13:49] Chihiro
What are you doing?
SIGN Haruto Fuwa's anime starts in April!
SIGN Having dinner with my colleague, Itsuki Hashima-kun. We've been seeing each other about three times a week and even talking about getting married.
[13:52] Haruto
Showing off my ness.
[13:55] Chihiro*
Your ness?
[13:57] Haruto*
You know how I've been showing my face
in magazines and on Niconama lately?
[14:01] Haruto
If you're good-looking at all,
[14:03] ---
there are those who get
the wrong idea and think
[14:05] ---
you're trying to seduce the
voice actors on your show,
[14:07] Haruto
so I'm trying to show that I like hanging
out with guys more than I do with girls.
[14:12] Haruto
This way, I'll get more lady fans
who are into that kind of thing,
[14:15] ---
so it's killing two birds with one stone.
[14:16] Chihiro
Oh...
[14:17] Itsuki
Don't call yourself good-looking.
[14:21] Itsuki
And wait...
[14:22] ---
What's gonna happen to my image if
you're dragging me into your ness?
[14:26] Haruto*
Become *** with me.
[14:28] Itsuki
You can't be serious! Why do I have
to be treated like I'm , too?!
[14:32] Haruto*
Oh, come on! You might even
gain a new group of fans.
[14:35] Itsuki
I don't want them!
[14:37] Itsuki
It wouldn't make me happy at all if
my books sold because of how I am!
[14:44] Haruto
You get so serious about the weirdest stuff.
[14:51] Nayuta
Myaa-san!
[14:52] Miyako
Huh? Wh-What?
[14:54] Nayuta
Let me fondle your boobs.
[14:56] Miyako
H-Huh?! Why?!
[14:58] Nayuta
I'm currently writing a scene
about fondling boobs,
[15:01] Nayuta
so I'd like to use this as research.
[15:03] Miyako
You have perfectly good breasts
of your own that you could use!
[15:06] Nayuta
The boob size of the character
currently being fondled
[15:09] ---
is just about the same as yours, Myaa-san.
[15:11] Miyako
That still doesn't...
[15:14] Nayuta
Please! I need to do this to
paint a vivid, realistic picture!
[15:20] Miyako
So that really was for work...
[15:31] Miyako
Here, hurry up and get it over with.
[15:34] Nayuta
Oh, I need them exposed, if you would.
[15:36] Miyako
Exposed?! O-Of course
I'm going to say no to that!
[15:39] Nayuta
Pretty please?
[15:41] Nayuta
Myaa-san?
[15:45] Miyako
Oh, fine! Fondle them exposed, then!
[15:48] Nayuta
Thank you very much!
[15:55] Miyako
Okay, I'm taking off my top...
[16:08] Nayuta
You're taking that off in just
the right way, Myaa-san.
[16:26] Miyako
O-Only a little bit, all right?
Don't be rough with me.
[16:30] Nayuta
I humbly thank you for this treat.
[16:38] Itsuki
And I'm telling you the only ones I
want to flirt with are little sisters!
[16:44] Itsuki
One day I'm going to create
the ultimate little sister!
[16:49] Haruto
Your obsession with little
sisters sure is something...
[16:51] Haruto
I actually have a little sister,
and they aren't that great, to be honest.
[16:57] Haruto
All she ever does is complain
about everything I do,
[16:59] Haruto
plus she's quick to hit me, tells me
that my books are gross or boring,
[17:04] Haruto
and tells me that my interviews
are annoying or gross...
[17:07] Haruto
It's really depressing.
[17:08] Itsuki
You fool! Don't compare your little
sister-shaped filth with my little sister!
[17:13] Haruto
F-Filth?! She may not be perfect,
but she's not that bad!
[17:17] Haruto
I'll have you know that my little
sister used to be really cute...
[17:20] Haruto
And not long ago, when I got sick,
she even bought some gelatin for me.
[17:24] Haruto
Also, you don't even have a little sister.
[17:28] Itsuki
No, I do.
[17:29] Haruto
Huh?
[17:29] Chihiro
Huh?!
[17:33] Itsuki
She resides in my heart!
[17:36] Haruto
R-Right... I see...
[17:41] ---
Hmm...
[17:42] Nayuta
I think I got it.
[17:44] Nayuta
I think I can write a great scene now.
[17:46] Miyako
I see... That's good.
[17:50] Nayuta
Now, your butt, please!
[17:52] Miyako
What?!
[17:55] Itsuki
Chihiro... water...
[17:57] Haruto
Chihiro-kun went home a long time ago.
[18:09] Haruto
Hey, Itsuki...
[18:12] Itsuki
Nyanpasu...
[18:15] Haruto
What's your name?
[18:17] Itsuki
Nyanpasu!
[18:19] Haruto
And where do you live?
[18:22] Itsuki
Nyanpasu...
[18:25] Haruto
Well, then...
SIGN "A new genius of the little sister novel world
is born!"
SIGN Winner of the 10th GF Bunko Newcomer Award
[18:49] Miyako
Both Itsuki and Nayu are doing their best.
[18:52] Miyako
And yet, I'm...
[18:56] Nayuta
That should do it for now.
[19:00] Miyako
Good work.
[19:01] Nayuta
Thank you.
[19:03] Nayuta
Because of you, I was able
to write a great scene.
[19:06] Miyako
Uh... You're welcome, I guess...
[19:09] Miyako
Well, I'm gonna get going.
[19:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
It wouldn't make me happy at all if
my books sold because of how I am!
SIGN Three Years Ago
SIGN Kasuka Sekigahara (Light novel author) Critique
Honorable Mention: "The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea" by Haruto Fuwa
This book lacks personality and makes me feel that it's a piece I've read many
times before... Actually, I'd probably call it a "product" rather than a "piece."
And to think it's been entered to be considered for the newcomer award...
You can tell that the author has researched the current trends; what he wrote
is extremely efficient, and it is written better than similar books out there
right now. Though it lacks any distinguishing features, it's already at a level
that it can be published, and it'll probably sell (picking my nose).
SIGN lacks personality...
SIGN "product" rather than a "piece."
SIGN it'll probably sell
SIGN Honorable Mention: "Sister of the Apocalypse" by Itsuki Hashima
This piece is so full of personality, and both the characters and
the way the story develops are insane. A perfect contrast to the other
honorable mention. It's rough around the edges and there are a lot of
problems... Honestly, I'm not even sure if we should release this to
the masses, but it's got some mysterious appeal to it.
This is definitely something only this author could write, and I'm
extremely curious to see how he develops as an author from here on.
I'm probably the only one out of the judges to say this, but I think the
best thing to come out of this newcomer award is the fact that we found
this author.
I now have another author to look forward to in the future.
SIGN Itsuki Hashima
SIGN full of personality
SIGN mysterious appeal
SIGN author to look forward to in the future.
[19:41] Haruto
Say whatever you want.
[19:43] Haruto
While you geniuses stay at a standstill,
[19:47] ---
I'm going to keep progressing ahead.
[19:52] Haruto
I'm home.
[19:54] Little sister
You're late, Onii!
[19:56] Haruto
Huh?
[19:57] Little sister
How many times do I have to tell you to
let me know if you're going to be late?
[20:02] Haruto
Yeah, I forgot.
[20:05] Little sister
You never forget to do your creepy tweets.
[20:08] Haruto
I-I'm just creating a persona...
[20:11] Little sister
Huh? And who would even want to see that?
[20:14] Haruto
There are actually a lot of female
fans who like that kind of thing.
[20:17] Little sister
Aren't your books marketed
toward virgin guys?
[20:20] Little sister
You don't need any more female fans.
[20:22] Haruto
You idiot. Nowadays, even series
that are marketed towards guys
[20:25] ---
need feedback from women...
[20:27] Haruto
Ow!
[20:28] Little sister
You're an idiot! Perv! Adult game nerd!
[20:37] Toki
So how's Kani-sensei's manuscript?
[20:40] Yamagata
It's perfect, as usual. As her editor,
there's nothing for me to complain about.
[20:44] Toki
Must be nice that she doesn't
cause you any problems.
[20:46] Yamagata
If only she could figure out what a deadline is.
[20:50] Toki
How's your out-of-control,
little-sister-obsessed author?
[20:52] Toki
Uh... I should actually
start poking him soon...
[21:04] Itsuki
What you want, someone else always has.
[21:09] Itsuki
And usually, it means nothing to
the person who actually has it.
[21:15] Itsuki
It's pretty much a miracle
when you have what you want,
[21:21] Itsuki
and most comedies and tragedies happen
due to the absence of that miracle.
[21:27] Itsuki
That's basically how this whole world works.
SIGN Episode Two
SIGN If Only a Miracle Would Happen.
[23:00] Itsuki
Hello?
[23:01] Toki
Itsuki? How's the manuscript coming along?
[23:04] Itsuki
Uh... Yeah, it's coming along just fine.
[23:07] Toki
You'd better be telling the truth.
[23:08] Itsuki
Yup.
[23:17] Itsuki
I want a little sister!
SIGN Episode Three: As Long As It's Research.
SIGN [Moteneba] An uncommon game where you see how popular you can be among girls in your three years of high school. Those who win might be dubbed Prince Manwhre. Be careful not to get too emotional and get into fights!
SIGN Prince Manwhre!!
SIGN Kobashiko
3 - As Long As It's Research
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[00:02] Miyako
It's so cold in this room.
[00:05] Miyako
Why don't you turn on the heater?
[00:07] Itsuki
It's been broken since this morning.
[00:11] Itsuki
It's let me down.
[00:12] Miyako
Are you getting it fixed?
[00:13] Itsuki
They're coming in three days.
[00:15] ---
For now, we're relying on the
powers of the great kotatsu,
[00:19] ---
but I can hardly work.
[00:21] Nayuta
Senpai!
SIGN The Beach!!
[00:23] Nayuta
What about something like this?
[00:28] Itsuki
Of course! There's always this option!
[00:30] Nayuta
Yup!
[00:31] Miyako
The beach? Are you actually thinking
about going swimming in winter?
[00:35] Nayuta
This is a chapter where they go
to Okinawa for their school trip.
[00:39] Miyako
Huh?
[00:41] Haruto
What's up, Itsuki?
[00:43] Itsuki
Hey, Haruto.
[00:44] ---
I'm gonna take a little trip.
You wanna come, too?
[00:47] Haruto
Huh? To where?
[00:49] Itsuki
Okinawa.
[00:50] Haruto
Huh?
[00:51] Itsuki
Okinawa!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:34] Nayuta
Meow!
[02:35] Itsuki
Currently, it's 17 degrees Celsius.
[02:38] ---
That's Okinawa for you.
You'd never know it's winter.
[02:41] Miyako
Is Okinawa somewhere you go just
because you feel a little cold?
[02:47] Miyako
More importantly, why did I come, too?
[02:49] Nayuta
It's your loss if you worry about
the little things, Myaa-san!
[02:52] Itsuki
Since it's the off-season, booking our
hotel and flight was a cinch, too.
[02:56] Itsuki
Haruto should've just skipped the script
meeting for his anime and come with us.
[03:07] Haruto
Okinawa, huh? I'm jealous...
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN As Long As It's Research.
[03:20] Itsuki
This beer is great! It pairs well
with the goya champloo, too.
[03:24] Miyako
Yeah! I couldn't even imagine what
hibiscus beer tasted like, but...
[03:29] Miyako
It's sweet, tart, and delicious.
[03:32] Nayuta
I wanna try it, too.
[03:34] Miyako
No. You can't drink alcohol
until you're twenty.
[03:37] Itsuki
That's right. Kids should
just stick to their juice.
[03:42] Nayuta
Is the fact that you don't
see me as a potential lover
[03:45] ---
also because I'm a child?
[03:50] Itsuki
I'm sorry, what?
I couldn't hear you very well.
[03:53] Nayuta
Isn't it hard to pretend you couldn't hear me
[03:56] ---
after you clearly reacted to it?
[03:59] Itsuki
Yeah, I have no idea what
you're talking about.
[04:01] Nayuta
Is the fact that you don't
see me as a potential lover
[04:06] ---
also because I'm a child?
[04:09] Itsuki
Sorry, did you say something?
[04:11] ---
I couldn't hear you because the
music in this place is so loud.
[04:14] Nayuki
I love you, Senpai.
[04:17] Itsuki
What was that about a dove?
[04:18] Nayuta
Please go out with me.
[04:20] Itsuki
And where would you like to go?
[04:22] Nayuta
Let's have sex.
[04:23] Itsuki
Honestly, I prefer the trumpet over the sax.
[04:26] Nayuta
A one-night ***** would be fine, too.
[04:28] Itsuki
Did you need a vase or a tub?
[04:31] Nayuta
That's a bit painful.
[04:32] Itsuki
The same could be said for your confession.
[04:36] Nayuta
Then how about something prettier, like,
[04:37] Nayuta
"My, doesn't the moon look lovely tonight"?
[04:39] Itsuki
Yeah.
[04:40] Nayuta
Huh? That was the line that Soseki
Natsume used to say "I love you"...
[04:44] Itsuki
I know. I knew what it meant
and purposely ignored it.
[04:47] Nayuta
And I love you because you're that way.
[04:51] Itsuki
What about Arabs?
[04:54] Itsuki
I'm getting tired of this, so could we stop?
[04:57] Nayuta
Then... let me have some alcohol.
[05:01] Itsuki
And I already told you. Here, have an egg.
[05:11] Nayuta
Lick, lick...
[05:13] Itsuki
How long are you going to lick that?
[05:20] Nayuta
Look at you, just sticking your
balls into a girl's face like that.
[05:24] Nayuta
We definitely need to do something
about that strange fetish of yours.
[05:28] Itsuki
Don't make it sound so dirty!
SIGN Little Sister
[05:37] Miyako
Convenience stores in Okinawa
are so interesting.
[05:39] Miyako
They had so many varieties of alcohol that
you can't get in Tokyo, so I bought some.
[05:43] Miyako
Want some?
[05:49] Itsuki
Where's Kanikou?
[05:50] Miyako
She took a bath and immediately fell asleep.
[05:57] Miyako
How is that?
[05:59] Itsuki
Well, I guess it's good.
[06:09] Miyako
Say, Itsuki...
[06:10] Itsuki
Hm?
[06:15] Miyako
How do you feel about Nayu?
[06:18] Itsuki
She's a pervert.
[06:19] Miyako
That's not what I meant.
[06:22] Miyako
I mean, considering how often
she tells you that she loves you...
[06:26] ---
Don't you ever think about going out with her?
[06:28] Itsuki
What's there to think about?
[06:30] ---
I already turned her down once, ages ago.
[06:35] Miyako
Huh? You did?
[06:37] ---
When?
[06:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
To answer your question
from three days ago...
[06:44] (Flashback) Itsuki
I can't go out with you.
[06:55] Itsuki
And the day after I told her no,
[06:57] ---
she started visiting regularly,
which brings us to now.
[07:01] Miyako
Oh...
[07:03] Itsuki
What's with that look?
[07:06] Miyako
I just felt bad for thinking that you were
scum for stringing her along all this time.
[07:12] Itsuki
Is that what you thought of me?
[07:16] Miyako
So you don't have any feelings for Nayu?
[07:19] Itsuki
That's a silly question.
[07:22] Itsuki
It's worse because it's not like
I don't have feelings for her.
[07:29] Miyako
I see.
[07:36] Itsuki
Have you ever read any of
Kanikou's books, Miyako?
[07:40] Miyako
I haven't...
[07:41] Itsuki
If you have no plans to become
a novelist, you should read them.
[07:45] Itsuki
Your missing out if you haven't read them.
[07:48] Itsuki
If you have time to read my stuff,
read Nayuta Kani's books instead.
[07:59] Miyako
I guess you've got a lot going on, too...
SIGN Kokusai Street MAP
SIGN Resort Hotels
SIGN La
La
La
SIGN Okinawa
[08:09] Miyako
So we can plan on going to Shuri Castle
and Churaumi Aquarium for sure,
[08:14] Miyako
but where else do you two want to go?
[08:17] Itsuki
A deserted island.
[08:18] Miyako
Huh?
[08:19] Itsuki
There's a part of my story where
they end up on a deserted island.
[08:23] Itsuki
If I can, I'd like to do
some research for that.
[08:25] Miyako
Well, there might be a remote
island with no one on it...
[08:31] Miyako
Pardon me.
SIGN Chiraga 1 piece
400 yen
SIGN Samples Available
[09:23] Nayuta
It's the ocean!
[09:27] Miyako
I guess it's no surprise that
the water's actually cold.
[09:29] Nayuta
But since we're here, let's go swimming.
[09:32] Miyako
What are you talking about?
We don't even have swimsuits.
[09:34] Nayuta
We don't need any!
[09:36] Nayuta
No one else is around anyway.
[09:38] Miyako
W-Wait, what are you doing, Nayu?!
[09:40] Miyako
Itsuki, look the other way!
[09:45] Nayuta
Splash!
[09:49] Miyako
Hey! Put on some clothes!
[09:52] Nayuta
It's so cold...
[09:53] Miyako
Of course it is!
[09:55] Nayuta
But it's not that bad, actually.
Come on, hurry up and join me, Myaa-san.
[09:58] Miyako
Th-That's cold! You're getting me wet!
[10:00] Nayuta
Come on, you too, Senpai!
[10:02] Itsuki
Are you stupid?
[10:14] Miyako
I wonder if I'll ever be able to go
to a world that sparkles like that...
[10:19] Nayuta
Huh? What was that, Myaa-san?
[10:22] Miyako
Oh, it's nothing.
[10:24] Miyako
Itsuki, you'd better not move from there.
[10:26] Miyako
I'll break your collarbone if you peek.
[10:28] Itsuki
Like hell I would!
[10:32] Miyako
So cold...
[10:35] Miyako
What?
[10:36] Nayuta
I've noticed it before,
but your body is really toned.
[10:42] Nayuta
Did you play any sports?
[10:47] Miyako
I did karate from grade school until
my second year in middle school,
[10:50] ---
then I did some tennis and was on
the basketball team in high school.
[10:53] Miyako
I didn't take any of them seriously, though.
[10:56] (Flashback) Friend A
A girl who does karate will never be popular.
[10:59] (Flashback) Miyako
I don't really care about being popular.
[11:01] (Flashback) Miyako
Sensei told me I had a lot of potential.
[11:04] (Flashback) Friend A
Huh? Are you going to try
for the Olympics, then?
[11:07] (Flashback) Miyako
Not exactly...
[11:09] (Flashback) Friend A
Then join the tennis club with me!
[11:12] (Flashback) Miyako
Hm...
[11:14] Miyako
I wonder if I would've been able to make
[11:17] ---
something of myself if I
had continued karate...
[11:20] Miyako
Or would I have gotten
discouraged at some point
[11:23] ---
and ended up exactly where I am no—
[11:25] Miyako
That's cold!
[11:27] Miyako
Now you've done it!
[11:30] Nayuta
Take that!
[11:31] ---
Yah!
[11:37] Miyako
For crying out loud...
[11:39] Miyako
What am I even doing?
[11:43] Itsuki
"What are you even doing?"
would be my line...
SIGN A carbonated beverage created in America. It has a unique medicinal aroma and a complex sweetness from various herbs. There are many fans of root beer all across the world. If you go to an A&W in Okinawa, you can get as many refills as you'd like! "Is this heaven?!" (Nayuta)
[12:08] Alba
Now your little sister is mine!
[12:12] Alba
Go! Finish him!
[12:20] Jin
Megalodon!
[12:23] Megalodon
I-It's not like I was trying
to save you or anything.
[12:30] Mel
It's finally over, Nii-san.
Let's get married.
[12:33] Jin
You don't care if I have sharkskin?
[12:36] Mel
I don't mind at all.
[12:38] Mel
Smooch.
[12:44] Setsuna
How'd you like that?
[12:46] ---
This is my new project after going to
Okinawa and being awed by a whale shark.
[12:50] ---
I call it "The Whale Shark's Little Sister."
[12:52] [SONG] Sign
Setsuna Ena
Illustrator
(PN: Puriketsu) 16 years old
[12:52] Setsuna
Holy crap! You're amazing, Sensei!
[12:55] Itsuki
Yeah, I know, right?
[12:58] Itsuki
Though, when I showed it to my editor,
he rejected it immediately.
[13:02] Setsuna
But, Sensei, how's a fish supposed
to have sex with a human?
[13:06] Setsuna
I saw something about salmon
spawning on TV before,
[13:09] Setsuna
and they were spraying their
sperm all over the eggs.
[13:12] Itsuki
Sharks are fish, but the eggs are
fertilized in the female's body.
[13:15] Itsuki
They even have the organs for that.
[13:17] Setsuna
For real?! Sharks have dcks?
[13:20] Itsuki
Yeah, so in the final scene where the
protagonist and the heroine get together,
[13:24] Itsuki
it'll be a super touching moment that
could only be brought to you by a shark.
[13:27] [SONG] Sign
Proposal
"The Whale Shark's Little Sister (Not Finalized)"
Concept: A romantic marine love story between a whale shark and a human girl.
[13:27] Itsuki
And yet my moronic editor can't
even understand this brilliance...
[13:32] Setsuna
I'm gonna try drawing real quick.
[13:34] Itsuki
Huh? Drawing what?
[13:39] Setsuna
How about something like this?
[13:43] Itsuki
This is...
[13:44] Setsuna
I want some salmon roe now.
[13:46] Itsuki
Huh? Salmon roe?
[13:47] Setsuna
We were just talking
about spawning, remember?
[13:50] Setsuna
So now I wanna eat some salmon roe.
[13:52] Itsuki
Then go eat some.
[13:53] Setsuna
Come with me, Sensei!
SIGN Keyaki
[14:04] Itsuki
I was just planning to go to a
conveyor belt sushi place nearby...
[14:08] Itsuki
How did this happen?
[14:10] Setsuna
The only place to eat salmon roe is Hokkaido!
[14:13] Itsuki
Then why are we eating at a ramen place?!
[14:16] Setsuna
Well, the ramen looked really good,
so I suddenly wanted to eat that.
[14:21] Itsuki
Well, whatever.
[14:25] Itsuki
The ramen is definitely good.
[14:29] Itsuki
All right. Well, we came
all the way to Hokkaido.
[14:32] ---
I might as well make the most of it.
SIGN Little Sister
[14:42] Itsuki
So cold...
[14:43] Itsuki
Hey, how much farther to the hotel?
[14:46] Setsuna
I think it's just up ahead.
[14:49] Itsuki
Just for the sake of asking,
you do know where the hotel is, right?
[14:53] Setsuna
No worries! It should be
in this direction, I think.
[14:57] Itsuki
You think?!
[14:58] Itsuki
Hang on a sec!
[15:00] Itsuki
Let's see...
[15:01] Itsuki
It's in the complete opposite
direction, you dumbass!
[15:12] [SONG] Sign
Local Cuisine: Sanchitei
[15:12] [SONG] ---
Izakaya: Isoshunraku
[15:14] [SONG] Sign
Dried Squid
[15:20] [SONG] Sign
Freshly Boiled King Crab
SIGN Sapporo Fresh Sea Food
SIGN Donbee
SIGN Flagship Restaurant
[15:29] Setsuna
Holy crap! What's with this seafood bowl?
[15:32] Itsuki
So many shrimps, too...
[15:36] Both
Let's dig in!
[15:41] Itsuki
There's more salmon roe than rice!
This is way too much!
[15:45] Setsuna
Hokkaido's friggin' awesome!
SIGN Little Sister
[15:51] Setsuna
I guess eating too much sea urchin
and salmon roe will make you feel sick.
[15:56] Itsuki
Up until now, I never knew the significance
[15:59] ---
of shiso leaves and ginger
on top of seafood bowls...
[16:02] Itsuki
But apparently they were
actually doing their job...
[16:06] Itsuki
I want to eat some leaves.
SIGN Little Sister
[16:17] Itsuki
We have an hour until our flight.
[16:20] Setsuna
Sensei, I'm actually gonna
stay here about another week.
[16:24] Itsuki
Huh?
[16:24] Setsuna
Well, since I'm here, I thought I'd
check out the Snow Festival, too.
[16:28] Itsuki
That's way too sudden!
[16:29] Setsuna
How about you, Sensei?
[16:31] Itsuki
No. It's cold, and there're too many people.
SIGN Little Sister
[16:36] Setsuna
Well, Sensei, I'm gonna go cancel my flight.
[16:40] Setsuna
I'll come by your place again sometime soon.
[16:42] Itsuki
Sure.
[16:49] Itsuki
Yes?
[16:49] Toki
Itsuki?
[16:50] Itsuki
What? If it's about the manuscript for
volume 5, I haven't written it yet.
[16:53] Toki
Don't admit that so boldly, you idiot.
[16:55] Toki
I'm concerned about that, but I'm
calling you about something else.
[16:58] Itsuki
Oh?
[16:59] Toki
Do you have any idea where
Puriketsu-sensei is?
[17:02] Itsuki
Setsuna? I was just with him.
Did something happen?
[17:06] Toki
He still hasn't finished the illustration
for this month's volume.
[17:09] ---
We're going to be past the deadline soon.
[17:11] Itsuki
This month's? Seriously?
[17:12] Toki
Where is he? When I find that
brat, I'm going to kill him...
[17:17] ---
after he finishes this month's illustration.
[17:19] Itsuki
Wh-Who knows? I have no idea...
[17:21] Lady
To all passengers on Flight 62
departing at 2:30 PM for Haneda...
[17:21] ---
He sort of does what he wants,
so I'm not sure where he went off to...
[17:24] Toki
Departing for Haneda?
[17:27] Itsuki
Shit.
[17:28] Toki
Itsuki, where are you right now?
[17:31] Itsuki
H-Hokkaido?
[17:33] Toki
What?!
[17:39] Itsuki
Sorry, Setsuna. Do your best to survive.
[17:53] (Flashback) Setuna
Sensei!
[17:55] (Flashback) Setsuna
Why won't you let me draw the
illustrations for your new series?!
[17:59] (Flashback) Itsuki
Because it's not worthy.
[18:01] (Flashback) Setsuna
Are you saying that my art
isn't worthy of your series?
[18:05] (Flashback) Itsuki
No, it's the opposite.
[18:09] (Flashback) Setsuna
The opposite?
[18:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
My series isn't worthy of your art.
[18:18] (Flashback) Itsuki
My novel comes in way behind your art.
[18:21] (Flashback) Itsuki
That's why, right now...
[18:23] (Flashback) Itsuki
I won't be able to partner up with you again.
[18:29] (Flashback) Setsuna
If that's the case, no problem!
[18:32] (Flashback) Setsuna
I love that childish side you have.
[18:38] Itsuki
Someday I'll write a series*
worthy of your art.
[18:43] Itsuki
Wait for me until then.
[18:50] Hilde
Take that!
[18:51] Yuuna
Now you've done it! Take that!
[18:55] One
Jeez!
[18:56] Two
Take that!
[18:58] One
There!
[19:04] Yuuna
Huh?
[19:04] Hilde
Wait, it suddenly got cold...
What's going on?
[19:16] Sieg
What is that?
[19:21] Sieg
Hilde!
[19:27] Nobushige
No doubt about it...
This was caused by magic!
[19:30] Sieg
Hilde!
[19:31] Nobushige
Sieg, wait! It's too dangerous!
[19:33] Sieg
I'll be fine.
[19:34] Sieg
A little blizzard like this can't
rip apart our bond as siblings!
[19:44] Itsuki
That's definitely a very realistic
scene, if I do say so myself.
[19:48] Itsuki
I guess that means my trips to Okinawa
and Hokkaido were worthwhile after all.
[19:53] Chihiro
Going to Hokkaido just two days
after you went to Okinawa...
[19:56] Chihiro
Don't you think you're a bit
too free-spirited, Nii-san?
[19:58] Itsuki
Nah, this is normal for a novelist.
[20:01] Chihiro
Really?
[20:17] Itsuki
Let's dig in.
[20:19] Chihiro
Let's dig in.
[20:25] Itsuki
These spring rolls are delicious!
[20:27] Chihiro
I put both the chiraga that you got in Okinawa
[20:30] ---
and the crab you got in Hokkaido in them.
[20:33] Itsuki
I see. I guess that's one way to do it.
[20:37] Itsuki
The fat from the pork
[20:39] ---
and the juices from the crab mixed
together create a rich umami.
[20:42] Itsuki
The harmonious trio of texture
with the crispy wrapping,
[20:44] ---
the juicy, tender crab,
and the crunchy chiraga...
[20:48] Itsuki
It's a miraculous harmony of Japanese
delicacies from the north and the south.
[20:52] Itsuki
If I were to give it a name, it'd be, yes...
[20:54] Itsuki
South... South... Southern...
[20:57] ---
North... Northern Cross...
[20:59] Itsuki
Southern Northern...
Southerthern... Northerthern...
[21:03] Itsuki
Well, I guess North and
South spring rolls will do.
[21:07] Itsuki
Yup, yup.
[21:09] Chihiro
I'm glad you like them.
[21:13] Chihiro
Well, see you later, Nii-san.
[21:14] Itsuki
Yeah.
[21:16] Chihiro
I wish you'd come home
once in a while, Nii-san.
[21:21] Itsuki
I will, when I feel like it.
[21:28] Itsuki
Oh, yeah.
[21:29] Itsuki
Here, I bought souvenirs for the family.
[21:31] Itsuki
Awamori and nama chocolate.
[21:36] Chihiro
Thanks! Mom and Dad will love it!
[21:39] Itsuki
And here. You can have this if you want it.
[21:42] Chihiro
Wow... Thanks!
[21:44] Chihiro
A whale shark... Now we have matching straps!
[21:53] Itsuki
Well, be careful getting home.
[21:55] Chihiro
I will. Goodnight, Nii-san.
SIGN Episode Four As Long As You're Working.
SIGN Benio
SIGN Whale Shark The largest species of fish currently living. They eat plankton and small fish, and they pose little danger to humans. A whale shark's giant body cruising through the water is a mesmerizing sight.
4 - As Long As You're Working.
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends
[00:10] Miyako
What's the matter, Itsuki?
[00:12] Miyako
Are you stuck on your manuscript again?
[00:14] Itsuki
Don't say "again."
[00:16] Itsuki
What's stressing me out now isn't
the volume itself but the summary.
[00:19] Chihiro
Oh, so you're done writing volume five of
Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy)?
[00:23] Chihiro
Congrats.
[00:24] Itsuki
No... I'm actually only about
half done with the volume.
[00:27] Chihiro
What? Half? Doesn't it go on sale next month?
[00:30] Miyako
You haven't even finished the volume,
and you're writing the summary?
[00:33] Itsuki
Well, it's needed for the publisher's website
and for bookstore announcements.
[00:37] Chihiro
But you know what's going to happen, right?
[00:39] Chihiro
So it shouldn't be too hard
to write a summary...
[00:41] Itsuki
I've got the overall idea,
[00:44] ---
but I'm not certain it'll go
exactly according to the plot.
[00:47] Itsuki
Actually, in my case,
it's more likely to change.
[00:50] Miyako
Then what are you going
to do about the summary?
[00:52] Itsuki
That's why I'm stressing out.
[00:54] Itsuki
I have to capture the reader's attention
[00:56] ---
by writing something exciting
while not giving any spoilers
[01:01] ---
within a very limited amount of characters.
[01:04] Itsuki
As it is, this requires a skill set
different from an author's,
[01:07] ---
plus I don't know exactly what's
going to happen in the volume.
[01:09] Chihiro
You realize that not knowing what's going
[01:11] ---
to happen in the volume
is your own fault, right?
[01:14] Itsuki
Guess I have no choice!
[01:15] Itsuki
I'll just have to BS my way
around it like I always do!
[01:18] Chihiro
So you always do that...
[01:20] Miyako
The publishing business is definitely weird.
[01:24] Nar
A few days had passed
since that shocking event.
[01:28] Nar
Sieg and Hilde had finally reclaimed
their peaceful academy life,
[01:34] Nar
but one day, they receive
some terrifying news.
[01:40] Nar
Sieg and Hilde seek to find the truth
[01:42] ---
behind this news alongside
Nobushige and Yuna.
[01:45] Nar
They set off for a certain place,
[01:49] ---
only to find that they may have been
dragged into an unimaginable incident.
[01:56] Nar
There's a chance that a secret at
Vlad Magic Academy might be revealed,
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:02] Nar
and I can't shake the feeling
[02:05] ---
that a big change might occur
between the brother and sister.
[02:09] Nar
The super popular little sister
academy battle love comedy!
[02:13] Nar
Something tumultuous may
occur in volume five...
[02:16] Nar
and it's finally set to go on sale.
[03:15] Haruto
I brought you some chocolate today.
[03:17] Itsuki
Huh?
[03:18] Itsuki
And why do I have to accept
chocolate from you?
[03:21] Haruto
Look.
[03:23] Itsuki
Beer?
[03:24] Haruto
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day beer.
[03:28] Itsuki
There's chocolate in it?
[03:29] Haruto
Nah. They replicate the smell
of chocolate with roasted malt.
[03:33] Haruto
Basically, it's a stout.
[03:35] Haruto
A kind of stout that's only
made at this time of year.
[03:38] Haruto
It's delicious.
[03:39] Haruto
Would you like some?
[03:44] Itsuki
I-I would...
[03:47] Haruto
Look at that covetous face
on you, you dirty little boy.
[03:51] Itsuki
N-Nonsense. I don't look
like I'm coveting anything...
[03:56] Haruto
Don't hold back.
[03:58] Haruto
I know you want it so bad
that you can't resist.
[04:00] Haruto
You want some thick, robust liquid
[04:02] ---
to pour down your throat from this
thick, black thing, don't you?
[04:05] Itsuki
I-I didn't say that...
[04:08] Haruto
Come on. Beg for it.
[04:11] Itsuki
Wh-Who would do something so shameful?
[04:14] Miyako
What in the world are you doing?
[04:16] Haruto
Practicing the role of the cruel seme.
[04:18] Haruto
I thought girls might
like this kind of thing.
[04:20] Nayuta
I must say, seeing you force yourself
onto Itsuki-senpai was great.
[04:24] Itsuki
Hey, get those foul thoughts
out of your head, Kanikou.
SIGN Little Sister
[04:30] Miyako
Wow, it smells really good.
[04:31] Nayuta
I want some, too.
[04:33] Itsuki
You drink your root beer.
[04:36] Nayuta
I will!
[04:39] Miyako
You actually brought some...
[04:42] Nayuta
This is my soul drink that
I discovered in Okinawa.
[04:46] Miyako
The smell is so strong...
[04:48] Nayuta
That's the best part.
[04:51] Itsuki
Well, why don't we drink, too?
[04:53] Haruto
Oh, before we start drinking...
[04:55] Haruto
Let me take a picture.
[05:00] Haruto
Yay!
SIGN It's Valentine's Day, so I'm having some chocolate beer with Itsuki-kun
[05:03] Itsuki
Showing off your ness again?
[05:05] Haruto*
It's been going better than I thought.
[05:07] Haruto
I figure I'll stick with the
route until the anime's over.
SIGN Parado
SIGN I see you two are as lovey-dovey as ever!
[05:11] Nayuta*
Media mixing must be annoying
SIGN Hinako
SIGN May you live happily ever after!
[05:14] ---
if you have to resort to
doing things like that.
[05:17] Haruto
Speaking of, didn't you decline all anime,
drama, and movie offers, Nayu-chan?
[05:22] Miyako
You did?
[05:23] Haruto
Nayuko Kani-sensei is definitely the
top-selling author at our publisher.
[05:28] Miyako
Wow... Why did you decline?
[05:31] Nayuta
Well, I didn't want to end up with more work
[05:34] ---
and have even less time to see Itsuki-senpai.
[05:39] Haruto
True, working on anime adaptations
makes you insanely busy.
[05:43] Haruto
There's a meeting every week,
[05:44] ---
plus having to write volumes for
special editions, and having to supervise...
[05:48] Haruto
As soon as the anime's finished,
[05:50] ---
I'd like to completely forget
about work and play some TRPGs.
[05:55] Haruto
Like back when I was in school...
[05:58] Itsuki
Well, do your best,
but don't die from overwork.
[06:04] Itsuki
This sort of tastes like coffee.
[06:07] ---
Now I want something sweet to pair with it.
[06:11] Nayuta
I guess this is the perfect time for
the Valentine's chocolates I brought.
[06:19] Itsuki
There'd better not be anything weird in them.
[06:21] Nayuta
They're from the store, so don't worry.
[06:24] Nayuta
I'd planned to make some on my own and
put some components of myself in them,
[06:28] ---
but Myaa-san stopped me.
[06:30] Miyako
Of course I did...
[06:31] Itsuki
Well done, Miyako.
[06:38] Nayuta
You could eat them a little more delicately.
[06:42] Miyako
Here. I brought some obligatory
chocolates for you, too.
[06:44] Miyako
Have some, too, Fuwa-san.
[06:46] Haruto
Thanks, Miyako-chan!
SIGN Little Sister
[06:50] Miyako
This beef stew is so good!
The meat is so tender!
[06:54] Itsuki
They're leftovers from what
Chihiro made last night.
[06:57] ---
It tastes even richer after aging overnight.
[07:00] Haruto
Chihiro-kun's so good at cooking.
[07:03] ---
I wish I could trade my little sister for him.
[07:06] Nayuta
It's so good. Nothing less from
my future little brother-in-law.
[07:10] Miyako
Actually, this might be good
enough to serve at a restaurant.
[07:13] Itsuki
If I remember correctly, he used
chocolate as a secret ingredient.
[07:16] Itsuki
I think he said something about polyphenols
doing something to the meat.
[07:24] Itsuki
Shit! It's the editor! Run!
[07:28] Toki
You seem to be... having a good time.
[07:32] Itsuki
Um... Well, you seem a bit tired...
[07:36] Toki
I chased Puriketsu all the way to Hokkaido,
[07:40] ---
and trapped him in a local hotel for a
week, until he finished the illustrations.
[07:45] Itsuki
What a bloodbath...
[07:46] Toki
Itsuki! We're well past your deadline, too!
[07:51] ---
You know what'll happen if you
delay things anymore, right?
[07:55] Itsuki
Yes...
[07:58] Toki
Hello, Kani-sensei and Fuwa-sensei.
[08:01] Toki
And, um... Who might you be?
[08:05] Miyako
I'm Shirakawa. I went to college with Itsuki.
[08:07] Toki
Ah, I see. I'm Itsuki's editor, Toki.
It's nice to meet you.
[08:12] Itsuki
So, what did you want?
[08:14] ---
I'm not done with the manuscript.
[08:16] Toki
Don't take that tone with me, you fool.
[08:18] Toki
Here. Chocolates from your readers.
[08:23] Toki
I've brought yours, as well, Fuwa-sensei.
SIGN Little Sister
[08:29] Itsuki
How do you like that, Haruto?
Now you see what I'm capable of.
[08:32] Haruto
Good for you...
[08:33] Miyako
But Fuwa-san's series have
sold more volumes, right?
[08:37] Haruto
Itsuki's series has quite a few female fans.
[08:40] Itsuki
I'm so popular right now, I feel
like I could save the world.
[08:45] Haruto
Though, if we're being honest,
[08:47] ---
they're chocolates for your
character, not you.
[08:50] Nayuta
Exactly!
[08:51] ---
I'm the only one in this world who
loves Itsuki-senpai himself, after all.
[08:56] Itsuki
Say what you will, you losers.
[08:59] Itsuki
Now, then... Let us feast upon
the offerings from my followers.
[09:13] Nayuta
You're treating those chocolates
so differently from mine...
[09:28] Toki
There are plenty of readers
looking forward to your series.
[09:32] ---
Don't you dare betray them.
[09:38] Itsuki
I know.
SIGN A special beer that is brewed by Sankt Gallen Brewery every year around Valentine's Day. It doesn't actually have any chocolate or cacao in it, but by roasting the malt at a high temperature, they're able to make it resemble the taste of chocolate. It's a bit more rich and delicious than regular stout. It has 9% alcohol. (We drew the bottle big in this episode, but they actually only sell them in 330ml bottles, so we apologize.)
[09:46] Itsuki
Oh, it's you, Miyako.
[09:49] Itsuki
Sorry, but I'm expecting a guest today.
[09:52] Miyako
Oh, your editor from the other day?
[09:54] Itsuki
No, a tax accountant.
[09:56] Miyako
A tax accountant?
[09:57] Itsuki
An author is basically self-employed.
[10:00] ---
Around this time of year,
I always do my final return
[10:02] ---
so I can get some of my taxes back.
[10:04] Miyako
Get some... of your taxes back?
[10:08] Itsuki
When the publisher pays the author royalties,
SIGN Royalties
SIGN Royalties
[10:11] ---
a certain percentage is
usually withheld for taxes.
SIGN Withholdings
SIGN Royalties
SIGN Withholdings
SIGN Excess Withheld
[10:15] Itsuki
But in most cases, you withhold too much.
[10:17] Itsuki
So when you declare your actual
earnings in your final return,
SIGN Final Return
[10:20] Itsuki
the amount you overpaid
in taxes come back to you.
[10:23] Miyako
Wow, you really are an adult...
[10:26] Itsuki
What do you mean, "really"?
[10:28] Miayko
What's the accountant like?
[10:30] Itsuki
I've never met them, but Haruto
says they're really reliable
[10:34] ---
and good at dealing with
those involved in publishing.
[10:37] Miyako
Huh... Well, good luck on the final return.
[10:43] Miyako
Oh, and your manuscript, too.
SIGN Little Sister
[10:54] Itsuki
Coming.
[11:02] Ashley
Are you Itsuki Hashima-kun?
[11:04] Itsuki
Huh? Uh, yes.
[11:07] Itsuki
Um...
[11:09] Itsuki
Are you the accountant?
[11:11] [SONG] Sign
Ashley Ono
Tax Accountant, ? years old
[11:11] Ashley
I'm Ashley Ono. Nice to meet you.
[11:15] Itsuki
Nice to meet you...
SIGN Little Sister
[11:23] Ashley
This place is pretty clean,
considering you're young and single.
[11:28] Ashley
Let's get started, shall we?
[11:30] ---
May I see your payment
records from the publisher?
[11:33] Itsuki
Oh, sure.
[11:44] Ashley
Please, have a seat.
[11:46] Itsuki
Oh, sure...
[11:50] Ashley
You even have all of your
receipts sorted monthly.
[11:53] ---
You're far more organized than I expected.
[11:55] Itsuki
Uh, thanks...
[11:57] Ashley
By the way,
[11:58] Ashley
are you registered at this address?
[12:00] Itsuki
No, at my parents'.
[12:02] Ashley
That'll work to our advantage.
[12:04] ---
Let's treat this as your office
and count the rent as an expense.
[12:07] Ashley
Do you have a car?
[12:08] Itsuki
I don't... have one.
[12:11] Ashley
You should totally buy
some expensive import car.
[12:13] Itsuki
Don't be ridiculous...
[12:15] Ashley
I'm kidding.
[12:17] ---
But I do think you should
spend a little more money.
[12:20] Ashley
Unlike other jobs, authors don't
have as many necessary expenses.
[12:25] Itsuki
With other self-employed jobs,
[12:27] ---
you have to pay for materials and other things,
SIGN Repair Costs
SIGN Subcontract Expenses
SIGN Travel Expenses
[12:27] [SONG] Sign
Property Rent
SIGN Heating Bill
SIGN Material Costs
SIGN Advertising Expenses
SIGN Lease Fees
SIGN Labor Costs
SIGN Car Payment
[12:29] Itsuki
but authors don't have most of those expenses.
[12:32] Itsuki
There probably aren't many other jobs
[12:34] Itsuki
that cost as little as being an author.
[12:38] Ashley
Basically, seeing how many things
we can add as legitimate expenses
[12:42] ---
is how an accountant proves their worth.
[12:45] Ashley
You've counted all these
books as expenses, right?
[12:47] Itsuki
Yes.
[12:48] Ashley
What about things other than books?
[12:50] Itsuki
Well, I've just been writing off
things that I bought for research.
[12:54] Ashley
I see. So you're a good boy.
[12:56] Ashley
And I love nothing more than to lead good
little boys like you down the path of evil.
[13:00] Itsuki
Huh?
[13:01] Ashley
Oh, nothing.
[13:03] Ashley
I took the liberty of doing some
research on your works.
[13:07] Ashley
It seems you like little sisters?
[13:12] Itsuki
I love them!
[13:13] Ashley
Oh?
[13:15] Ashley
I think I've seen this one somewhere before.
[13:17] Itsuki
That would be the main heroine of Oreimo,
[13:19] ---
as well as the protagonist's little
sister, the goddess Kirino Kousaka.
[13:22] Itsuki
The goddess Kirino must be famous,
if even an accountant knows of her.
[13:26] Ashley
And who are these two obscene-looking lolis?
[13:29] Itsuki
The main heroines of
Haganai: I don't have many friends.
[13:32] ---
The protagonist's little sister,
the goddess Kobato Hasegawa,
[13:34] ---
and the goddess Maria Takayama.
[13:35] Ashley
These lolis are the main heroines?
Is the author some lolicon?
[13:39] Itsuki
Without a doubt.
[13:41] Ashley
What about the girl next to them?
[13:42] Itsuki
The main heroine of Oregairu and
the protagonist's little sister,
[13:45] ---
the goddess Komachi Hikigaya.
[13:47] Ashley
Another little sister...
[13:50] Ashley
Are all the figures you have
displayed here little sisters?
[13:53] Itsuki
Yes.
[13:55] Ashley
Then there shouldn't be an issue with
counting them all as research material.
[13:58] Itsuki
No! They were bought solely so
I could admire their beauty!
[14:02] Itsuki
I don't want to categorize them in
such a crude manner as "materials"!
[14:07] Ashley
Materials it is.
[14:09] Itsuki
N-No...
[14:10] Ashley
Don't you want to lower your taxes at all?
[14:13] Itsuki
I... do... but I cannot
sully the little sisters...
[14:19] Ashley
If you count them as expenses,
[14:21] ---
you'll be able to buy new little sister
figures with the money you get back.
[14:24] Itsuki
These figures are indeed research materials.
[14:27] Itsuki
Thank you very much!
[14:30] Ashley
Leave it to me.
SIGN Little Sister
[14:35] Ashley
I see you have a lot of games, too...
[14:38] Ashley
So what kind of game is this Little
Sister in Love with Big Brother
[14:44] ---
and M°°°°°bates Every Day
Wearing Big Brother's Undies"?
[14:47] Itsuki
It's a game where the little sister
in love with her big brother
[14:50] ---
mbates every day wearing
her big brother's undies.
[14:53] Ashley
And this We're Related,
We Can't Do Such Things!~
[14:56] ---
The Beautiful Sister Wife Getting
Absorbed in a Forbidden Relationship?
[15:01] Itsuki
A game about a sister wife who gets
absorbed in a forbidden relationship.
[15:05] Ashley
And what is a sister wife in this case?
[15:07] Itsuki
The protagonist's younger
sister who is also his wife.
[15:12] Ashley
That seems rather complicated.
[15:14] Ashley
Let's see...
[15:16] Ashley
Big Brother's Counter Attack~
[15:17] ---
One Year since Little Sister Was
Killed by a Giant Ant Eater.
[15:21] Itsuki
That was a bullshit game. The little
sister never even showed up.
[15:24] Ashley
It says she died right in the title.
[15:27] Ashley
And this F°ck-a-Sis?
[15:29] Itsuki
It's a game where you
fck your little sister.
[15:31] Itsuki
The ending moved me to tears.
[15:33] Ashley
It's Not Strange for a Little Sister
to Eat Big Brother's F°°ces, Right?
[15:39] Ashley
It's not strange?
[15:41] Itsuki
It's great because it's strange.
SIGN Little Sister
[15:47] Ashley
Looks like you spend quite a bit online.
[15:49] Ashley
Are these 400-yen and 600-yen
purchases digital books?
[15:54] Itsuki
The smaller ones are, mostly.
[15:56] Ashley
And there are some fees from
some streaming sites...
[15:59] Ashley
Are they music sites?
[16:00] Itsuki
S-Something like that...
[16:02] Ashley
There are quite a few purchases
close to 10,000 yen here.
[16:05] Itsuki
O-Other than music...
[16:08] ---
I might have bought some magic gems...
[16:10] Ashley
Magic gems?
[16:12] Itsuki
It's currency to buy loot boxes
on a social network game.
[16:18] Ashley
And what kind of game are you playing?
[16:20] Itsuki
Legion of Little Sisters.
[16:22] Ashley
I can imagine exactly what kind
of game it is just from the title.
[16:25] Itsuki
Whatever you're thinking,
it's probably correct.
[16:28] Itsuki
Would the gems count as expenses, too?
[16:31] Ashley
Are you using that game for your work?
[16:35] Itsuki
No, not at all.
[16:36] Ashley
Then start using it for your work.
[16:38] Itsuki
Huh?
[16:40] Ashley
Have the protagonist say
this in your new volume...
[16:45] Ashley
"The likelihood that I'm
going to survive is low."
[16:48] Sieg
If I had to compare it to something,
[16:49] ---
it'd be like getting an*
ultra-rare item in a loot box!
[16:52] Ashley
Make it so the protagonist is
hooked on social network games.
[16:55] Itsuki
That ruins everything!
[16:56] Ashley
Then it doesn't have to be the protagonist.
[16:58] ---
Wasn't there some villain who
was after the protagonist?
[17:03] Chrom
Little sisters are nothing more than tools.
[17:05] Chrom
The only things I'm serious about are
fighting you and buying loot boxes
[17:09] ---
in social network games.
[17:10] Itsuki
You just changed the
character we're ruining!
[17:13] ---
How meaningless is this guy's life?!
[17:16] Itsuki
And it's making the protagonist
look lame just by association!
[17:19] Ashley
Destroying the character just
a little bit won't hurt.
[17:21] Itsuki
Yes, it will!
[17:22] Ashley
Which is more important to you:
[17:24] Ashley
reducing your taxes or
how perfect your work is?
[17:26] Itsuki
How perfect my work is!
[17:28] Ashley
Honestly... This is the
problem with you authors.
[17:32] Itsuki
You're making it sound
like this is my fault...
[17:35] Ashley
I guess I don't have a choice.
[17:37] Ashley
I'll figure out a reason for the
social network game expenses somehow.
[17:41] Itsuki
Just do that to begin with if it's possible!
[17:46] Itsuki
S-So exhausted...
[17:49] Itsuki
What was the point of having me
[17:51] ---
give detailed explanations of
adult games and porn videos?
[17:54] Itsuki
She totally just did that for laughs.
SIGN Little Sister
[17:59] Itsuki
Hey, Haruto.
[18:01] Haruto
Hmm?
[18:01] Itsuki
What was with that cruel accountant?
[18:05] Haruto
Well, she was reliable, wasn't she?
[18:07] Itsuki
Well, my refund will be about
three times more than last year.
[18:10] Haruto
So there you go, then.
[18:15] Itsuki
They're here.
[18:16] Haruto
Do you have a meeting?
You should've told me.
[18:19] Itsuki
No...
[18:26] Itsuki
Gah! Wha— Gah!
[18:29] Ashley
I brought a copy of his return
and the receipts I'd borrowed...
[18:34] Ashley
But I wasn't expecting to
see you here, Haruto-kun.
[18:37] Haruto
I-It's been a while, hasn't it?
[18:44] Ashley
I had so much fun figuring
out your taxes last year.
[18:49] Ashley
I had some fun with Itsuki-kun's, as well,
[18:52] Ashley
but it was nothing compared to yours.
[18:54] Itsuki
What did she do to you?
[18:56] Haruto
She made me explain the plots of
adult games and adult manga...
[18:59] Itsuki
She did the same to me.
[19:02] Ashley
Well, with Haruto-kun...
the amount he had was incredible.
[19:06] Ashley
I think he had at least
a hundred adult games.
[19:10] Itsuki
How many adult games have you bought?
[19:12] Haruto
Y-You've got it all wrong!
[19:13] Haruto
I-It's all for research!
[19:17] Ashley
Haruto-kun apparently loves maids.
[19:20] ---
Especially the submissive
types that love to secretly
[19:23] ---
and gently support you.
[19:27] Itsuki
Come to think of it, you do have
a lot of those in your books.
[19:31] Itsuki
They always seem to end
up in maid outfits, too.
[19:34] Haruto
I think it's every man's fantasy to have
some gentle girl devote herself to him.
[19:40] Ashley
And those gentle girls who want
to devote themselves to you...
[19:43] Ashley
You love foisting your desires on them
[19:46] ---
and sullying them with
white stuff, don't you?
[19:49] Haruto
I-I wouldn't dream of it!
[19:51] Ashley
Top-Heavy Maid, Bound and Sticky IV.
[19:55] Ashley
Master, Up My Ass Please The Innocent .
Female Slave・Genuine Love Edition
[20:00] Ashley
I'll Make You Suck It ☆ (The limited
edition includes a download patch code
[20:05] ---
with maid outfit pose illustrations).
[20:09] Haruto
A-And I'm telling you, that's all for research!
[20:12] Itsuki
And what could an author learn from
[20:14] ---
character art with the
character in a maid outfit?
[20:17] Ashley
The day that you told me
every filthy little detail
[20:20] ---
of all of your adult games
until the sun went down
[20:23] ---
was one of the best days of my life.
[20:26] Haruto
I could never go through
that humiliation ever again.
[20:29] Ashley
Even if I told you that
I'd put on a maid outfit?
[20:33] Haruto
Huh?!
[20:35] Ashley
I could provide you with
some pervy services, too.
[20:40] Ashley
Fuck me up, Master.
[20:45] Ashley
You just imagined me in some
lewd manner, didn't you?
[20:48] Haruto
O-Of course not...
[20:50] Ashley
It's all right. You don't have to deny it...
[20:56] Ashley
You imagined me with my maid outfit
[20:58] Ashley
falling off as I took your ps into
my tiny little mouth, didn't you?
[21:05] Ashley*
Because you're so earnest,
[21:07] ---
you can't help but feel some guilt,
[21:09] ---
but you can't stop your broad imagination
as a novelist from imagining that.
[21:15] Ashley
From now on, every morning,
[21:17] ---
you're going to imagine me
like that when you wake up.
[21:21] Ashley
And despite being wrapped in guilt,
[21:23] ---
you can't fight the
physiological phenomenon.
[21:25] Ashley
You'll start to hate yourself,
[21:26] Ashley
but find that you're taking it
upon yourself to console yourself.
[21:29] Ashley
Every day... Every single day.
[21:33] Haruto
I-I wouldn't do such a...
[21:37] Ashley
That's a wonderful expression, Haruto-kun.
[21:39] Ashley
It thrills me to no end when
I see that face of yours.
[21:42] Itsuki
What the hell is this?
Some new kind of roleplay?
[21:45] Ashley
Itsuki-kun...
[21:47] Ashley
You'll have me come see you
again next year, won't you?
[21:49] Itsuki
I-I was planning on it...
[21:52] Ashley
Good boy.
[21:54] Ashley
For such a good boy,
I'll add a little service and call you
[21:56] Ashley
Onii-chan...
[21:58] Ashley
All right?
[21:59] Itsuki
Seriously?!
[22:02] Ashley
I'm kidding.
SIGN Episode Four
SIGN As Long As You're Working.
[22:37] Ashley
As much as I'd like to play
with you two a little longer,
[22:40] ---
I sadly have somewhere else to be.
[22:42] Haruto
R-Right...
[22:43] Itsuki
Thanks...
[22:45] Ashley
These are documents about hometown taxes.
[22:48] Ashley
The recommended payment sites are listed,
[22:51] ---
so take a look if you like.
[22:53] Haruto
Huh...
[22:54] Ashley
For the record, I like sake.
[22:57] Ashley
I look forward to working with you again,
[22:59] Ashley
Onii-chan.
[23:01] Itsuki
Yes, ma'am!
[23:03] Itsuki
All right! Onii-chan's going to find
some local government to donate to
[23:06] ---
that'll give back some sake in return
for his adorable little sister!
[23:08] Haruto
Whoa, snap out of it!
[23:10] Haruto
I know she looks young, but she's
32... Meaning she's an old hag!
[23:15] Itsuki
You fool! Age has nothing
to do with little sisters!
[23:18] Haruto
It doesn't?! You really are something else...
[23:21] Ashley
Authors are so much fun.
[23:24] ---
I hope you'll continue
showing me a good time.
SIGN Episode Five All You Need Is to Write Novels.
SIGN [Hometown Tax] A system in which money is optionally donated to a local government, and that amount is exempted from the donor's taxes. A special local product or lodging voucher from that location, proportionate to the amount donated, is often given in return.
SIGN Shinpei Aoki
5 - All You Need Is to Write Novels.
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[00:07] Miyako
Huh? Itsuki?
[00:09] Itsuki
O-Oh, it's just you, Miyako.
[00:12] Miyako
Where are you going?
[00:16] Itsuki
Karaoke.
[00:17] Miyako
By yourself?
[00:19] Itsuki
Yeah.
[00:22] Miyako
Can I go with you, then?
[00:28] [SONG] Sign
New Songs | By Singer Name | By Song Name
Genre | Back in the Day | Whatever 100 | Best 30
History | Reserved Songs | Delete Reservation | Stop Song
Music Volume | Mic Volume
[00:29] Miyako
Hey, aren't you going to sing?
[00:32] Itsuki
I don't have time for that right now.
[00:34] Miyako
Then why'd you even come to karaoke?
[00:37] Itsuki
Because he'll show up at
my place if I'm there.
[00:40] Miyako
He?
[00:42] Itsuki
My editor.
[00:43] Miyako
Are you that close to your deadline?
[00:46] Itsuki
Listen well, Miyako.
[00:48] Itsuki
There are two kinds of deadlines.
[00:50] Miyako
Two kinds?
[00:52] Itsuki
There's the deadline (tentative)
[00:54] ---
that's set with the idea that some
unforeseen incident may occur.
SIGN Deadline
SIGN Deadline (Tentative)
[00:58] Isuki
Then there's the deadline that,
if missed, may prevent you
[01:01] ---
from releasing your book.
SIGN True Deadline
[01:02] Itsuki
The actually dangerous, true deadline.
[01:04] Miyako
And which one are you
about to miss right now?
[01:10] Itsuki
The true deadline...
[01:12] Toki
I...tsu...ki...
[01:16] Itsuki
Impossible! How did you find me?!
[01:18] Toki
To prepare for incidents like this,
[01:20] ---
I messed with your smartphone so I'd
be able to locate you at any time.
[01:24] Itsuki
But that's a crime!
[01:26] Toki
If it's for the sake of releasing a book,
committing a crime is nothing to me.
[01:30] Toki
That's what it means to be an editor.
[01:32] Toki
You're coming with me.
[01:33] ---
You won't leave the office
until you're finished writing.
[01:36] Itsuki
Let me go! You can do whatever
you want to my body,
[01:39] ---
but you can't rob me of my pride!
[01:40] Toki
The last thing authors who miss
deadlines get to talk about is pride.
[01:43] Toki
Come on, let's go, you idiot.
[01:44] Itsuki
Just... Just hear me out!
[01:46] Itsuki
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Hey!
[01:48] Toki
You're squeezing too hard! Ow!
[01:48] Toki
Sorry for the ruckus.
It was Shirakawa-san, wasn't it?
[01:51] Itsuki
I can walk on my own!
[01:52] Toki
The next time this idiot decides to run away,
[01:54] ---
Put me down, I say!
SIGN Kenjiro Toki
[01:54] Toki
please contact me.
[01:56] Miyako
R-Right...
[02:03] Miyako
Yeah, the publishing
business really is weird.
SIGN Little Sister
[02:11] Tokuyama
Now, about the reason we called you...
[02:15] Tokuyama
Are you familiar with this title?
SIGN Mahou Academy
(Sister Method Academy)
[02:18] Kaiko
Mahou Academy
(Sister Method Academy)?
[02:20] Kaiko
Yes, I've heard of it.
[02:24] Editor A
Hello, this is GF Bunko's
editorial department.
[02:27] Editor A
Oh, hello! It's nice to hear from you.
[02:29] Editor A
Yes, thank you again for that.
SIGN Haruto Fuwa
SIGN The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea
[02:34] Haruto
Well... I think the thing to
look forward to the most
[02:37] Haruto
would be the intense battle scenes that
you'd only be able to see in an anime.
[02:41] Itsuki
Let go of me!
[02:42] Toki
Give it up already!
[02:46] Haruto
They're a bit noisy next door...
[02:56] Toki
You're not going home
until you finish writing.
[03:18] Itsuki
It's no use. There's no way
I'll be able to finish in time.
[03:25] Itsuki
The only thing I can do is run.
SIGN Little Sister
[03:43] Setsuna
What are you doing, Sensei?
[03:45] Itsuki
Oh, it's just you, Setsuna.
[03:47] Itsuki
Are you running away from the editor, too?
[03:49] Setsuna
Nope. I just had a meeting today
and was about to head home.
[03:53] Itsuki
I see.
[03:54] Setsuna
Oh, yeah, Sensei...
[03:56] Setsuna
Wanna go look at some girls' asses?
[04:02] Itsuki
Huh?
SIGN Little Sister
[04:07] Itsuki
I ended up coming to this mixed bath hot
spring inn without a second thought, but...
[04:11] Itsuki
I have a feeling the editor will
kill me if he ever finds out.
[04:15] Itsuki
Well, I turned off the GPS on my smartphone,
so he shouldn't be able to find me.
[04:20] Setsuna
All right, Sensei! Let's head to the bath!
[04:23] Itsuki
You're really going to the mixed bath?
[04:26] Setsuna
But of course!
[04:29] Itsuki
Why do you want to see
girls' asses that badly?
[04:32] Setsuna
For input!
[04:34] Itsuki
Input?
[04:35] Setsuna
Well, I'm drawing a lot of asses in the
series I'm working on right now, right?
[04:39] Itsuki
Well, yeah, I guess.
[04:41] Setsuna
The composition on them is
all starting to look the same,
[04:44] ---
so I feel like I'm in a rut lately.
[04:47] Setsuna
So I want to stare at some
new asses for inspiration.
[04:52] Itsuki
I guess even he gets stuck
creatively sometimes...
[05:06] Itsuki
I somehow feel betrayed...
[05:08] Setsuna
What was that?
[05:12] Itsuki
Nothing.
[05:15] Setsuna
Sensei, your ass is pretty cute.
[05:18] Itsuki
S-Stop staring, idiot.
[05:20] Setsuna
Well, let's go!
[05:23] Itsuki
Sure.
[05:52] Hag A
Well, lookie here.
We got some cuties coming in.
[05:58] Hag B
Oh, you're right. It's not often
we see young men come in.
[06:03] Setsuna
Heya!
[06:05] Setsuna
Super nice view, isn't it?
[06:08] Itsuki
H-Hey!
[06:11] Hag B
Where'd you come from, boys?
[06:14] Setsuna
Tokyo! How about you young ladies?
[06:16] Hag a
Did you hear that? He called us young ladies!
[06:21] Hag B
It's been about three years
since someone called me that!
[06:26] Itsuki
You must mean thirty years...
[06:28] Hag A
Too bad there are only us shriveled-up,
wrinkled old hags around.
[06:33] Setsuna
That's not true! Girls are beautiful,
no matter how old they are!
[06:38] Hag A
Oh, my! He called us girls!
[06:42] Hag B
If you keep talking like that,
I'm gonna fall for you.
[06:48] Hag A
You there. Why don't you come and join us?
[06:51] Hag B
Don't worry. We don't bite.
[06:59] Itsuki
N-No, I'm...
[07:02] Setsuna
What's the matter, Sensei?
[07:09] ---
W-Wai—
[07:10] Hag B
Come now, little boy.
[07:18] Itsuki
S-Setsuna! I'm going to the men's bath!
[07:25] Nayuta
I want to go to a hot spring
with Itsuki-senpai, too.
[07:29] Nayuta
Then we could bathe together and...
[07:37] Itsuki
That was horrifying...
[07:54] Itsuki
H-How?! I turned off my GPS!
[07:56] Toki
I thought this might happen,
[07:59] ---
so I put a homing device in your clothes.
[08:01] Itsuki
You actually went that far?!
[08:03] Toki
I told you...
[08:05] Toki
If it's to get the book out...
[08:08] Toki
I'll do whatever it takes.
[08:11] Itsuki
N-No!
SIGN To have a creator stuck somewhere inside so they can concentrate on their work. There are cases where the creator chooses to do this for themselves, but there are also cases where someone like the editor forces them to do it. Let's all make sure we keep our deadlines.
[08:27] Itsuki
Hey!
[08:28] Toki
This is now your work space.
[08:31] Itsuki
You can't be serious!
SIGN Help me!
SIGN Let me out of here!
[08:39] Itsuki
Wh-What is this place?!
[08:42] Toki
It's a special room where we trap—
[08:45] Toki
where we put authors and manga artists
so they can concentrate on their work.
[08:48] Itsuki
Y-You can't be serious!
I can't work in a place like this!
[08:52] Itsuki
If you're going to trap me somewhere,
at least put me in a hotel like Kanikou!
[08:55] Toki
The only ones afforded that are authors
[08:57] ---
who've had their work made into anime,
and only a handful of the top-selling ones.
[09:03] Toki
Just three more days.
[09:05] Toki
That's the real final deadline.
[09:07] Itsuki
Wh-What if I don't make it?
[09:10] Toki
I'll kill you.
[09:11] Itsuki
K-Ki—
[09:14] Toki
See ya. I'll let you out
once you've finished.
[09:18] Itsuki
W-Wait! O-Oh, yeah!
What do I do about the bathroom?
[09:25] Sign
Bathroom
[09:26] Itsuki
Y-You can't mean...
[09:29] Toki
You can relieve yourself in the
very room you're working in.
[09:32] Toki
Such consideration to make sure
that the creator doesn't have
[09:36] ---
to waste a single second of their time.
[09:38] Itsuki
You can't be serious!
[09:39] Itsuki
Let me out of here!
I mean, please let me out!
[09:42] Itsuki
Please!
[09:49] Itsuki
Wait, wait, wait...
[09:50] Itsuki
This can't be happening... Is he insane?
[09:57] Itsuki
I guess the only choice I have is to write...
[10:20] Sieg
What are these monsters?
[10:27] Sieg
My hands are shaking...
[10:29] Sieg
Am I actually experiencing fear?
SIGN Stuck Inside, Day 2
[11:01] Itsuki
I have to hurry up and finish...
[11:04] Itsuki
or I'll die.
[11:10] Sieg
I don't want to die...
[11:11] ---
Hilde! Hilde!
[11:19] Chrom
How pathetic you look, Sieg.
[11:23] Sieg
Chrom!
[11:24] Chrom
You're not getting away.
[11:26] ---
Sieg, this is where you die!
[11:36] Toki
You're not getting away...
[11:39] Toki
Itsuki!
[11:47] Itsuki
It was just a dream... Wait, a dream?
[11:50] Itsuki
Shit! I didn't get any further...
[11:54] Haruto
Hey, Itsuki!
[11:58] Itsuki
Haruto.
[11:59] Haruto
You okay in there?
[12:01] Itsuki
Not really...
[12:04] Haruto
It's unusual for you to sound so defeated.
[12:06] Haruto
Giving up might actually be
a way out of this, you know.
[12:08] Haruto
The editors aren't completely heartless.
[12:10] Haruto
If you really can't do it,
I'm sure they'll delay the release.
[12:15] Itsuki
Oh, yeah. Your new volume comes
out in March, too, doesn't it?
[12:19] Haruto
Yeah, but mine's already through revisions.
[12:24] Haruto
So, what are you going to do? Give up?
[12:29] Itsuki
No. I'll keep at it a little longer.
[12:34] Haruto
I see. Well, good luck.
[12:36] Itsuki
Yeah. I'm gonna hurry up
and finish the manuscript
[12:39] ---
and escape from this hellhole.
[12:42] Haruto
By the way, you can't use your
cell phone in here either, right?
[12:46] Haruto
Do you want me to give Chihiro-kun
or Nayu-chan any messages from you?
[12:51] Itsuki
Just tell them not to worry.
[12:53] Haruto
Roger. Well, do your best.
[13:02] Itsuki
I'm not going to let him get
any further ahead of me.
SIGN Stuck Inside, Day 3
[13:21] Itsuki
I somehow made it to the climax...
[13:25] ---
But I can't write a scene
that I'm satisfied with.
[13:28] Itsuki
Damn it! I'm so close!
[13:31] Haruto
Itsuki.
[13:33] Itsuki
What? You're here again?
[13:35] Haruto
I brought you a gift.
[13:37] Haruto
A lunch that Chihiro-kun made for you.
[13:41] (Flashback) Chihiro
Could you take this lunch to Nii-san?
[13:45] (Flashback) Haruto
Of course. I'm sure Itsuki will be ecstatic.
[13:48] (Flashback) Chihiro
This is just about all I can do...
[13:52] (Flashback) Chihiro
But I'm sure my brother will be okay.
[13:56] Itsuki
Chihiro...
[13:58] Haruto
I also brought you more Valentine's
chocolates from your readers.
[14:03] Itsuki
Th-Thanks, I guess...
[14:06] Itsuki
Tell Chihiro thanks for me, too.
[14:09] Haruto
I will. Well, let's have drinks
at your place again soon.
[14:17] Itsuki
Yeah.
SIGN Do your best on your manuscript
SIGN When you get back, let's go to a hot spring. From your loving wife
[14:28] Miyako
Do your best on your manuscript.
[14:30] Nayuta
When you get back,
let's go to a hot spring.
[14:33] ---
From your loving wife.
[14:37] Itsuki
Wife, my ass...
[14:42] Itsuki
It's so good... It's too good.
[14:51] Itsuki
The chocolates are good, too... So good...
[15:01] Itsuki
All right...
[15:05] Itsuki
This is the battle that decides my fate!
SIGN Sieg
[15:11] Chrom
This time, it's over for you, Sieg!
[15:21] Nobushige
Are you giving up, Sieg?
[15:23] Yuuna
You're someone my brother
actually acknowledged.
[15:26] Hilde
You can't lose, Onii-chan!
[15:27] Hilde
I'll wait for you forever!
[15:30] Sieg
Hilde...
[15:32] Itsuki
I want to eat Chihiro's delicious food again!
[15:36] Sieg
I want to eat Hilde's disgusting food again!
[15:39] Itsuki
I want to drink beer and play games
with Haruto and Miyako again!
[15:43] Itsuki
I want to go on trips with Setsuna again!
[15:45] Sieg
I want to spar with Nobushige
and Yuuna again!
[15:48] Itsuki
I want Ashley-san to call
me "Onii-chan" again!
[15:53] Sieg
I want Hilde to call me "Onii-chan" again!
[15:56] Itsuki
I want to see Kanikou again!
[15:57] Sieg
I want to see Hilde again!
[15:59] Sieg
I'm going to make it back
to Hilde no matter what...
[16:04] Sieg
I will not die in a place like this!
[16:06] Itsuki
I'm going to hurry home,
drink, and go to bed!
[16:09] Itsuki
There's no way I'm going to
let this deadline defeat me!
[16:12] Chrom
I-Impossible! How can you still stand?
[16:15] Chrom
What is this power?!
[16:24] Both
This is my... Our power!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN All You Need Is to Write Novels.
SIGN The End
[18:06] Itsuki
It's done...
[18:08] Itsuki
It's finally complete...
And there's no doubt about it...
[18:12] Itsuki
This is my most brilliant,
most amazing masterpiece to date!
[18:19] Itsuki
I'm so amazing! Go, me!
[18:22] Itsuki
I'm so brilliant, it's scary!
[18:41] Itsuki
Just you wait...
[18:43] Itsuki
I'm giving you...
[18:46] ---
the ultimate masterpiece... in return.
SIGN GF Bunko New Volume Release Date
SIGN Mahou Academy
(Sister Method Academy)
SIGN "Let us end this, Sieg..."
SIGN The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea
SIGN TV anime starts in April!
[19:03] Haruto
Oh, they're all lined up.
[19:08] Haruto
The release dates for our books
are always so nerve-racking.
[19:11] Haruto
It's been four years since I debuted,
[19:14] ---
but I don't think this feeling
will ever go away.
[19:16] Itsuki
Yeah...
SIGN The siblings and the academy face their greatest danger yet!!
[19:22] Itsuki
Yes, buy it. Buy it!
[19:43] Customer A
Is that any good?
[19:44] Customer B
I like it.
[19:48] Itsuki
That guy's got good taste.
[19:51] Haruto
Good for you.
SIGN A sudden turn of events! The 5th volume of the super popular series!
[20:19] Haruto
Don't let it get to you.
[20:21] ---
The anime for my series is about to start,
[20:24] ---
plus mine also had shop-specific extras,
[20:25] ---
and extras included with
the comic version, too.
[20:27] Haruto
There's no reason to compare who sold more.
[20:31] Itsuki
I know all that. I know that, but...
[20:35] Itsuki
It's still... frustrating.
[20:38] Haruto
Well, I can't say I don't understand.
[20:41] Itsuki
This new volume is my ultimate masterpiece.
[20:44] Itsuki
I suffered way more than I have before,
[20:46] ---
but it felt much more worthwhile
than anything before, too.
[20:49] Itsuki
More than anything I've
ever written before...
[20:52] Haruto
I see.
[20:53] Itsuki
Actually, I think it's the
best in the whole universe.
[20:57] Itsuki
My Mahou Academy volume 5 is way better
[20:59] ---
than your The Spirit Knight
of the Distant Sea volume 13!
[21:02] Haruto
Best in the whole universe, huh?
[21:04] Haruto
I think my series is better than yours, too.
[21:08] Haruto
So that makes me the best
in the whole universe.
[21:15] Itsuki
Someday, I'll win.
[21:18] Haruto
That's my line.
[21:21] Itsuki
Huh?
[21:23] Haruto
Nothing.
[21:25] Haruto
Anyway, since I'm the author with the
anime series, this'll be my treat today.
[21:28] Itsuki
Seriously? Then I'm gonna order some cake!
[21:31] [SONG] Sign
Editor
[21:34] Haruto
I'm sure it's fine. Your new volume
was released with no problems.
[21:37] Itsuki
I-I guess you're right...
[21:40] Itsuki
Hello?
[21:42] Toki
Itsuki? There's something I need to tell you.
[21:45] Itsuki
Wh-What's going on?
[21:47] Toki
You don't have to be so wary.
[21:51] Toki
Congratulations.
[21:53] Toki
It's been decided that your Mahou Academy
will be made into a manga.
[21:56] Itsuki
Huh?
SIGN Episode Six Having Your Media Developments Go Well Is All You Need.
SIGN Buuta
SIGN [Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy) Series] Itsuki Hashima's currently running series. The siblings, Sieg and Hilde, deepen their bond as they go to the academy and get through various incidents. Past volumes include "Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy)'s Loser Siblings," "~Most Unfortunate Knight," "~Rhapsody," "~Student Council," and "~Fierce Battle."
6 - Having Your Media Developments Go Well Is All You Need.
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[00:02] Toki
This is manga artist
Kaiko Mikuniyama-sensei.
[00:06] Toki
And this is Tokuyama from Comic
Gifted's editorial department.
[00:09] [SONG] Sign
Kaiko Mikuniyama
New Manga Artist, 20 years old
[00:10] Kaiko
I-It's a pleasure to meet you!
[00:12] Itsuki
L-Likewise...
[00:13] [SONG] Sign
Kohei Tokuyama
Manga Editor, 35 years old
[00:14] Tokuyama
Okay, so...
[00:15] Tokuyama
Today, we wanted to have
the two of you meet,
[00:18] Tokuyama
so if you have any questions
or anything, please go ahead.
[00:26] Itsuki
Hey. Is this girl who looks like she stepped
out of some mansion really going to be
[00:31] ---
drawing the manga version of my book?
[00:32] Itsuki
There are some pretty pervy scenes in it...
[00:34] Toki
Don't worry.
[00:38] Tokuyama
Here are the character designs
and sample pages we had her do.
[00:52] Kaiko
Um... What do you think?
[00:54] Itsuki
They're absolutely amazing!
[00:55] Kaiko
R-Really?
[00:57] Itsuki
Yes!
[00:58] Kaiko
Thank you so much!
[01:00] Kaiko
I've been in love with your
work ever since your debut,
[01:03] ---
so I was thrilled to be
offered this opportunity.
[01:06] Itsuki
Seriously?
[01:07] Kaiko
Yes!
[01:08] Kaiko
I'm an only child,
[01:10] ---
but I've always dreamed of having
a younger girl look up to me.
[01:15] Kaiko
So when I started reading works
with characters like that,
[01:18] ---
I became a little sister
enthusiast before I knew it.
[01:21] Itsuki
I-It was like that for me, too.
[01:23] Kaiko
In particular, I truly admire the love for
little sisters that shows in your works.
[01:29] Kaiko
The description of Hilde-san's toes in the
scene where she's walking up the stairs
[01:33] ---
barefoot in Mahou Academy
volume 4 was just...
[01:35] Itsuki
You actually brought up that scene?
[01:37] Itsuki
I definitely worked really
hard on that scene!
[01:40] Kaiko
I sense genuine love in your works
[01:42] ---
that you can't find in other little
sister series that are just trying
[01:45] ---
to go along with the trends!
[01:47] Itsuki
I know, right?
[01:49] ---
By the way, are there any other little
sister characters you like right now?
[01:52] Kaiko
Well, this is cliché, but from Eroma—
SIGN Little Sister
[01:56] Itsuki
I've made up my mind, Kaiko Mikuniyama-san.
[01:59] Itsuki
I can tell that my work will
be in good hands with you.
[02:03] Kaiko
I'm honored, Hashima-san.
[02:04] Kaiko
I'll do my absolute best so
that I won't let you down!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[03:40] Haruto
Let's see, there's Itsuki's and my new volumes,
[03:43] Haruto
Mahou Academy getting a manga version,
[03:45] Haruto
The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea
anime about to air,
[03:47] Haruto
Miyako-chan and Chihiro-kun moving
to their next year in school...
[03:52] Haruto
Was there anything else
that we're celebrating?
[03:54] Nayuta
Itsuki-senpai's and my marriage!
[03:56] Itsuki
Are you stupid?
[03:57] Haruto
All right. Well, in honor
of various things... Cheers!
[04:01] All
Cheers!
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN Having Your Media Developments Go Well Is All You Need.
[04:13] Haruto
Now Itsuki's finally had his work
developed into other media.
[04:15] Haruto
I hope the manga turns out great.
[04:17] Itsuki
There's no need to worry. I'm positive
it'll become an amazing manga.
[04:21] Nayuta
You sound quite certain.
Is the manga artist that amazing?
[04:26] Itsuki
Yes! Not only is her art amazing,
[04:29] ---
but her love for little sisters rivals my own.
[04:31] Itsuki
No one other than Kaiko-san can have
such a deep understanding of my work.
[04:36] Itsuki
She was definitely meant for me!
[04:39] Nayuta
The manga artist is a girl?
[04:43] Itsuki
Yeah.
[04:46] Nayuta
Meant for you...
[04:47] Itsuki
D-Don't get the wrong idea!
[04:49] ---
What I'm saying is that she was meant
to make the manga version of my work!
[04:53] Nayuta
So that must mean I'm the one
meant for you after all, Senpai!
[04:56] Itsuki
How do you come to that conclusion?
[04:58] Nayuta
Well, because no one in the
world loves you as much as I do.
[05:04] Itsuki
You can't even spend a full day
talking about little sisters,
[05:07] ---
so suggesting that you're
meant for me is laughable.
[05:11] Nayuta
True, I can't keep up with your
little sister talk, but...
[05:15] Nayuta
I'll make up for it with love!
[05:18] Itsuki
Hey! Get off of me, you idiot!
[05:19] Nayuta
Senpai!
[05:20] Haruto
Why are you here?
[05:22] Ashley
Itsuki-kun let me know that the
sake had arrived and invited me.
[05:26] Ashley
Let's forget about what happened in our past,
[05:29] Ashley
and have some fun today.
[05:31] Haruto
Please don't make it sound like something
actually happened between us in the past!
[05:36] Haruto
I only asked you to work on
my final return last year...
[05:39] Ashley
Oh, is that so?
[05:44] Ashley
Anyway, all of this food is delicious.
[05:47] Ashley
Is it homemade?
[05:49] Chihiro
Oh, yes. I made all the dishes.
[05:54] Ashley
That's impressive,
considering how young you are.
[05:56] Ashley
Why don't you come work
part-time at my place?
[05:59] Chihiro
Huh?
[06:00] Ashley
I've been looking for someone who can cook.
[06:02] Ashley
You're definitely qualified for the job.
[06:05] Chihiro
Um... Please let me think on it.
[06:11] Toki
That sure hits the spot
after two all-nighters!
[06:14] Miyako
Wait, you haven't been home in two days?
[06:17] Toki
Having to stay overnight at the
office is pretty normal for editors.
[06:21] Miyako
Really? It must be rough being an editor.
[06:25] Toki
I definitely won't deny that.
[06:27] Toki
I have an irregular lifestyle, my job uses me,
[06:30] Toki
my author won't write his damn manuscript,
and my illustrator runs off on me...
[06:38] Toki
But, well...
[06:40] Toki
It's definitely a job that's worth doing.
[06:43] Toki
I think the joy that I feel
when a new book comes out
[06:45] ---
is equal to that of the author's.
[06:52] Toki
Hey, you, Itsuki!
[06:53] Toki
You can do it if you try, so why don't
you just try in the first place?!
[06:57] Itsuki
Huh? Shut up, you idiot!
[06:59] Itsuki
I can't do my best unless
I'm feeling pressured!
[07:02] Toki
Then I'll make sure your schedule is
so full that you'll always be pressured!
[07:06] Itsuki
Huh? You can't be serious,
you sex-worker-obsessed freak!
[07:09] Toki
What's wrong with sex workers?
[07:11] ---
Then I'll just have to show you
the glory of sex workers...
[07:20] Setsuna
Guess Sensei's not home... Oh, well.
[07:28] Itsuki
Nyanpasu...
[07:33] Chihiro
I'm going to get some water and
Pocari from my brother's place.
[07:36] Nayuta
It's getting dark, so be careful of gropers.
[07:40] Chihiro
I-I'm fine! I'm a guy, after all.
[07:46] Setsuna
I wonder if I can find
some kind of hideaway...
[07:52] Setsuna
Oh, how cute.
[07:57] Setsuna
L-Look at that ass go!
[07:59] Setsuna
That's the kind of godly ass you only see once
every hundred, no, every thousand years!
[08:03] Setsuna
If I'm looking at that ass, I think I can reach
the next dimension as an illustrator!
[08:08] Setsuna
H-Hey, wait a sec!
[08:12] Chihiro
Me?
[08:13] Setsuna
Yes! Yes, you!
[08:15] Chihiro
Can I help you?
[08:16] Setsuna
Could you show me your ass?
[08:22] Chihiro
Huh?
[08:22] Setsuna
Your ass! Your butt!
[08:24] ---
I want you to show me your butt.
[08:26] Chihiro
Wh-What are you talking about?!
[08:28] Setsuna
I'll never ask for anything again!
[08:30] Chihiro
N-No! You can't be serious!
[08:32] Setsuna
But I am! I've never been more
serious in my entire life!
[08:36] Chihiro
And I told you no!
[08:37] Setsuna
P-Please wait!
[08:39] Setsuna
I'll do anything!
[08:40] Chihiro
Get away from me, you weirdo!
[08:43] Setsuna
Ass!
[08:51] Setsuna
I don't care about this piece of cloth!
[08:56] Setsuna
J-Just one more layer...
[09:00] Chihiro
That's enough!
[09:06] Chihiro
What's your problem?!
[09:09] Setsuna
A-Ass...
SIGN Little Sister
[09:18] Ashley
Well, today was fun.
[09:20] Ashley
Hopefully we'll be able to enjoy the
cherry blossoms together next year, too.
[09:25] Haruto
Could you not say something that
sounds so much like a death flag?
[09:28] Haruto
You never know what's going
to happen in an author's life.
[09:33] Itsuki
Well, I'll be fine.
[09:35] ---
Mahou Academy's newest volume is my
best yet, and the manga is starting soon.
[09:39] Itsuki
My future is guaranteed to be rosy!
[09:43] Ashley
That's the spirit. Do your best,
[09:45] Ashley
Onii-chan.
[09:47] Itsuki
Yes, ma'am! Onii-chan's going to do his
absolute best for his little sister!
SIGN A daiginjo sake from the Chiyogiku Brewery in Hashima, Gifu Prefecture. It uses 100% Yamadanishiki as well as water from the Nagara River and is a famous sake from Gifu. It has a very mild taste which makes even a certain super sadistic CPA who loves sake smile.
[10:01] Chihiro
Well, I'll be going now.
[10:04] Itsuki
Oh, thanks.
[10:06] Miyako
It's late, so look out for
any weirdos out there.
SIGN Close The anime is finally starting tonight! I'm currently at Itsuki-kun's place to watch it with him.
[10:09] Chihiro
Right...
[10:10] Chihiro
Oh, there's roast beef and such in the
fridge, so please, help yourselves.
[10:15] Haruto
Thanks, Chihiro-kun.
[10:17] Chihiro
No problem. I'll be watching
the anime from home, as well.
[10:22] Haruto
You've got such a dependable brother.
[10:25] ---
I really want to trade my little sister for him.
[10:27] Itsuki
I could never trade Chihiro with the
beast that you call a little sister.
[10:31] Haruto
Beast? Hey! Other than her personality,
my little sister is basically perfect...
[10:36] (Flashback) Little Sister
Huh? What do you mean you're having
a screening at your friend's house?
[10:40] (Flashback) Little sister
But I wanted to watch it with you...
[10:43] (Flashback) Little sister
Never mind! Ugh, forget you!
[10:46] (Flashback) ---
You stupid, stupid, super stupid brother!
I hope you die a million times!
[10:49] (Flashback) Little sister
Don't ever come home again!
[10:53] Haruto
Yeah, you know, personality
is everything. Never mind.
[10:58] Haruto
Anyway, we still have a lot of time,
so why don't we play a game?
[11:02] Nayuta
Good idea.
[11:03] Miyako
What are we going to play?
[11:04] Haruto
Let's see... Something we can
play lightly while drinking...
[11:09] Haruto
Oh. What about Cat &
Chocolate: Blooming Days?
[11:12] Miyako
What kind of game is that?
[11:14] Haruto
It's a fun party game
[11:16] ---
where the players solve a
certain problem that happens
[11:20] ---
with corresponding number item
cards they have in their hand.
[11:24] Haruto
The other players judge by majority vote
[11:26] ---
whether the problem was solved or not.
[11:28] Miyako
That sounds pretty hard.
[11:31] Haruto
You'll get the idea once we play.
[11:34] Haruto
As for who's going to go first...
[11:36] ---
Let's start off with the person who
enjoyed their school life the most.
[11:39] Itsuki
I'm not proud of this,
but I had no friends in school.
[11:43] Nayuta
I became a shut-in because I was bullied.
[11:45] Haruto
The club I joined fell apart
[11:47] ---
because of personal relationship
drama between the members...
[11:49] Miyako
Writers are so...
[11:52] Miyako
I'm actually somewhat
enjoying my university life.
[11:56] Haruto
Then let's start with
Miyako-chan and go clockwise.
[11:59] Miyako
Okay, sure.
[12:00] Miyako
So I just have to solve the
problem with these items...
SIGN I forgot my bathing suit.
[12:05] Miyako
Let's see... "I forgot my bathing suit."
[12:09] Miyako
Isn't the only choice you have
for this to just sit out?
[12:12] Nayuta
You have to use the items that
you have in your hand to solve it.
[12:16] Miyako
What?
[12:17] Miyako
With two items?
[12:22] Miyako
Then, first, I'd change into my gym clothes.
SIGN Gym Clothes
SIGN Answering
SIGN Soccer Ball
SIGN Gym Clothes
[12:26] Miyako
And then...
SIGN Answering
[12:29] Miyako
Sensei, I forgot my bathing suit,
so could I just practice soccer instead?
[12:34] Itsuki
Who do you think I am?
[12:37] Miyako
Yeah, I guess it would end up like that.
[12:40] Nayuta
How about this?
SIGN Answering
[12:42] Nayuta
All right. Then why don't we just
play soccer in the pool today?
[12:46] Nayuta
Shirakawa, you are to participate naked.
[12:49] Miyako
Sure thing, Sensei!
[12:51] Miyako
Take that!
[12:54] Miyako
Why?!
[12:56] Haruto
That's a bit much...
[12:58] Haruto
Why don't we start the judging?
[12:59] Haruto
Ready, and...
[13:03] Miyako
What should I have done, then?
SIGN Little Sister
[13:07] Itsuki
All right. I'm up next.
SIGN I accidentally called my teacher "Mom," and it's awkward!
[13:09] Itsuki
"I accidentally called my teacher
'Mom,' and it's awkward."
[13:14] Haruto
That's pretty embarrassing.
[13:15] Nayuta
As a high school student,
that'd be pretty fatal.
[13:18] Itsuki
Well, my mom died when
I was in middle school,
[13:22] Itsuki
so if it were a female teacher,
she might've reminded me of her...
[13:27] Haruto
Huh? Oh, uh... I'm sorry.
[13:31] Nayuta
Sorry...
[13:33] Itsuki
D-Don't worry about it!
Um... so I have to use one item.
[13:38] Itsuki
Then I'll use this!
[13:38] Sign
Human
Anatomical
Model
SIGN Answering
[13:39] Itsuki
I'd just play it off like,
[13:41] ---
"I was wondering why my mom was at school,
[13:43] ---
but it was just an anatomical model."
[13:45] Itsuki
How's that?
[13:46] Haruto
Y-Yeah, that's super funny!
[13:48] Nayuta
Y-Yeah... You're amazing, Senpai!
[13:51] Miyako
Yeah, I think that's perfectly fine.
[13:53] Haruto
As for the judging...
[13:58] Haruto
Okay, I guess I'm up next.
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN I can't fix my bedhead.
[14:02] Haruto
"I can't fix my bedhead," and I have
to solve this with three items.
[14:05] Miyako
You'd be able to fix it in no time
if you had my hair products card.
[14:09] Haruto
Part of this game is not having items
you need when you actually need them.
[14:14] Haruto
All right. I'll go with this.
SIGN Headband
[14:16] Haruto
First, I'll put on a headband.
SIGN Answering
[14:18] Miyako
I see! Then you'll be able
to hide your bedhead.
[14:21] Haruto
And then... some killifish.
[14:23] Miyako
Huh? Killifish?
SIGN Answering
[14:25] Haruto
I'll put the fish bowl with
the killifish on my head
[14:27] ---
and skillfully balance it
so it doesn't fall off.
[14:30] Haruto
And then, lastly... a guitar!
SIGN Killifish
[14:33] Miyako
A guitar?!
SIGN Answering
[14:34] Haruto
If I head to school with the bowl of killifish
on my head while playing the guitar,
[14:38] ---
no one will notice my bedhead.
[14:40] Miyako
Yeah, they'll just think you went crazy!
[14:43] Haruto
But I've solved the bedhead problem!
So, what's the verdict?
[14:50] Miyako
Huh? How is that okay?!
[14:53] Itsuki
Well, it was pretty funny to imagine.
[14:55] Nayuta
Yup.
[14:56] Miyako
This doesn't feel right.
SIGN Little Sister
[14:59] Nayuta
All right, I'm next.
[15:02] Nayuta
Let's see... "I broke the window,"
and I have to solve it with three items.
SIGN I broke the window.
[15:09] Nayuta
Okay, here I go!
SIGN Fire Extinguisher
[15:14] Miyako
A fire extinguisher, dumbbells, and a moped?
SIGN Dumbbells
[15:17] [SONG] Sign
Moped
[15:18] Miyako
What are you going to do with these?
[15:20] Nayuta
First, I'm going to swing
the dumbbells around
[15:23] ---
and break all of the windows
that aren't broken yet.
[15:27] Nayuta
Shatter, shatter...
[15:29] ---
The windows shatter, one after
another, with a satisfying sound...
[15:33] Nayuta
A teacher comes to stop me,
[15:35] ---
but I spray the teacher in the
face with the fire extinguisher,
[15:39] Nayuta
and while they're wincing, I'll smack
them with the dumbbell to shut them up.
[15:42] Miyako
Uh... Nayu?
[15:45] Nayuta
I'll continue to destroy the
remaining windows and walls
[15:48] ---
with the empty fire extinguisher and
blood-covered dumbbells until I'm satisfied,
[15:51] Nayuta
then I'll ride the moped through the halls, destroying the school even more.
[15:55] Nayuta
Break! Break! Break!
[15:58] Nayuta
The school just needs to be destroyed!
[16:00] ---
All those bastards who
wouldn't help me should die!
[16:04] Itsuki
Calm down, Kanikou!
[16:07] Nayuta
Oh, sorry. I guess I switched
into some weird mode there.
[16:13] Haruto
All right, what's the verdict?
[16:18] Nayuta
Senpai!
[16:20] Nayuta
You're the only person
who understands me!
[16:22] Itsuki
Well, there are times where
you just have to let loose...
[16:26] Nayuta
I love you so much, Senpai!
[16:29] Nayuta
You're the only one who'd save me!
[16:31] Nayuta
I'd let you do anything
you want to me, Senpai!
[16:34] Nayuta
Please mess me up good!
[16:36] Itsuki
I refuse!
SIGN Little Sister
[16:40] Miyako
It really makes you use your
head, but it's a fun game.
[16:43] Itsuki
It makes you use your imagination,
so it's great for writers.
[16:47] Itsuki
Well? Do you guys want to play another round?
[16:49] Haruto
Actually, I think the anime's about to start.
[16:51] Itsuki
Oh, yeah. I guess it's finally
time for the main event.
SIGN You fall in love with the same person as your best friend.
[17:01] Nayuta
Myaa-san?
[17:03] Miyako
I-I'm really looking forward to the anime.
[17:07] Haruto
I'm getting nervous.
I wonder how it's going to turn out.
[17:11] Miyako
Now I'm getting nervous, too.
[17:14] Nayuta
You're the creator.
Haven't you seen it already?
[17:17] Haruto
I got the white box copy yesterday,
[17:20] Haruto
but I wanted to watch the first
episode live as it broadcasts.
[17:24] Itsuki
All right, let's turn on the TV and wait.
SIGN Weather Report (Chance of rain, Temperature/Humidity)
SIGN Morning 6AM12PM
6PM
SIGN Afternoon 12PM
SIGN Night 6PM12AM
SIGN The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea
[17:29] Itsuki
Oh, it's starting.
SIGN TOM
@tom_1010
I've been waiting for this!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
SIGN Hanawaazu
@hana_arigato
I'll finally be able to see a moving Lancelot!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
SIGN Moko
@mokomeko
The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea nao!!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
SIGN Rock and Diamond
@kumasandayone
I love the original so I'm so excited!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
SIGN Shooting Star
@star1230012
It's finally here!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:38] [Messenger] Sign
The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea is starting!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:39] [Messenger] Sign
wktk
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:40] [Messenger] Sign
The show I'm looking forward to the most this season!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:41] [Messenger] Sign
Another light novel anime?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:42] [Messenger] Sign
I did my best to stay up for The Spirit Knight of the Distant Sea
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:43] [Messenger] Sign
This is the protagonist?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:44] [Messenger] Sign
Uh...?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:45] [Messenger] Sign
Talk about a generic turn of events lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:46] [Messenger] Sign
Something just happened to their face just now?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:47] [Messenger] Sign
This always happens in parallel universe series!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:48] [Messenger] Sign
Pretty sure the voice is off?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:49] [Messenger] Sign
I totally saw that coming lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:50] [Messenger] ---
I totally saw that coming lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Pretty sure the voice is off?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:50] [Messenger] Sign
I totally saw that coming lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I actually don't mind this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:51] [Messenger] Sign
I actually don't mind this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The enemy's design is pretty whatever
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:52] [Messenger] Sign
The enemy's design is pretty whatever
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels are always like this lately
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:53] [Messenger] Sign
Light novels are always like this lately
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Your standard generic anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:54] [Messenger] Sign
Your standard generic anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Doesn't the animation seem a bit sketch?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:55] [Messenger] Sign
Doesn't the animation seem a bit sketch?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I can't tell one character from the other
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:56] [Messenger] Sign
I can't tell one character from the other
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Those generic faces lololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:57] [Messenger] Sign
I can't tell one character from the other
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Those generic faces lololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Wat is this?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[17:58] [Messenger] Sign
Those generic faces lololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Wat is this?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
tl;dr
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[17:59] [Messenger] Sign
Wat is this?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
tl;dr
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Yeah, I don't get it
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:00] [Messenger] Sign
tl;dr
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Yeah, I don't get it
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
I know this is generic, but didn't that happen a bit fast?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:01] [Messenger] Sign
Yeah, I don't get it
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
I know this is generic, but didn't that happen a bit fast?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Monotone much?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:02] [Messenger] Sign
I know this is generic, but didn't that happen a bit fast?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Monotone much?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this voice actor an amateur?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:03] [Messenger] Sign
Monotone much?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this voice actor an amateur?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
They're really skipping a lot of the plot...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:04] [Messenger] Sign
Is this voice actor an amateur?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
They're really skipping a lot of the plot...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
I wonder if the key animation's done by grade school kids
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:05] [Messenger] Sign
Is this voice actor an amateur?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
They're really skipping a lot of the plot...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
I wonder if the key animation's done by grade school kids
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Please explain, original story readers
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:06] [Messenger] Sign
They're really skipping a lot of the plot...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
I wonder if the key animation's done by grade school kids
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Please explain, original story readers
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
This is getting really hard to watch
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:07] [Messenger] Sign
I wonder if the key animation's done by grade school kids
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Please explain, original story readers
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
This is getting really hard to watch
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
The action's way too slow!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:08] [Messenger] Sign
Please explain, original story readers
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
This is getting really hard to watch
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
The action's way too slow!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Yeah, I can drop this after one ep
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:09] [Messenger] Sign
This is getting really hard to watch
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
The action's way too slow!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Yeah, I can drop this after one ep
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
But the original's so good
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:10] [Messenger] Sign
The action's way too slow!
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Yeah, I can drop this after one ep
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
But the original's so good
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Didn't they say this would look even cooler with everything moving?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:11] [Messenger] Sign
Yeah, I can drop this after one ep
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
But the original's so good
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Didn't they say this would look even cooler with everything moving?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The enemy's standing still lolololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:12] [Messenger] Sign
But the original's so good
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Didn't they say this would look even cooler with everything moving?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The enemy's standing still lolololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
A shitty anime fitting for a shitty light novel
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:13] [Messenger] Sign
But the original's so good
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Didn't they say this would look even cooler with everything moving?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The enemy's standing still lolololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
A shitty anime fitting for a shitty light novel
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this anime from 20 years ago?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:14] [Messenger] Sign
Didn't they say this would look even cooler with everything moving?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The enemy's standing still lolololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
A shitty anime fitting for a shitty light novel
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this anime from 20 years ago?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Well, a battle anime where they don't move is new
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:15] [Messenger] Sign
The enemy's standing still lolololol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
A shitty anime fitting for a shitty light novel
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this anime from 20 years ago?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Well, a battle anime where they don't move is new
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Looks like they're already at their wit's end
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:16] [Messenger] Sign
A shitty anime fitting for a shitty light novel
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Is this anime from 20 years ago?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Well, a battle anime where they don't move is new
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Looks like they're already at their wit's end
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:17] [Messenger] Sign
Is this anime from 20 years ago?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Well, a battle anime where they don't move is new
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Looks like they're already at their wit's end
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:18] [Messenger] Sign
Well, a battle anime where they don't move is new
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Looks like they're already at their wit's end
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:19] [Messenger] Sign
Looks like they're already at their wit's end
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:20] [Messenger] Sign
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:21] [Messenger] Sign
Excalibur (lol)
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
[18:22] [Messenger] Sign
This anime is dead on arrival
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:23] [Messenger] Sign
I wasted my time trying to stay up for this
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:24] [Messenger] Sign
Poor Lord Fuwa
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:25] [Messenger] Sign
Light novels only sell because of their art anyway
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:26] [Messenger] Sign
Excalibur? Are they trying to rip off Ft?
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:27] [Messenger] Sign
All the heroines have such flat voice acting...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:28] [Messenger] Sign
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:29] [Messenger] Sign
This show is legendary from episode 1 in a rather special way
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:30] [Messenger] Sign
I'm a fan of the original but I can't watch anymore. It's too rough
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:31] [Messenger] Sign
How did this happen? Lol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:32] [Messenger] Sign
The anime staff can seriously diaf...
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Well, that was a terrible anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:33] [Messenger] Sign
What the hell is this shitty denpa song? Lolol
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Well, that was a terrible anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
They couldn't have picked another song that fit even less with this show
# TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:34] [Messenger] Sign
This is an anime used to try to promote new voice actors
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Well, that was a terrible anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
They couldn't have picked another song that fit even less with this show
# TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is a miraculous piece of shit
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:35] [Messenger] Sign
This can't be helped. The original is shit, too
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Well, that was a terrible anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
They couldn't have picked another song that fit even less with this show
# TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is a miraculous piece of shit
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The original is shit, the acting is shit, and the script is shit. It's a shitty trio
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
[18:36] [Messenger] Sign
Failure for this season confirmed
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is on a broadcast disaster level
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Well, that was a terrible anime
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
They couldn't have picked another song that fit even less with this show
# TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
This is a miraculous piece of shit
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
The original is shit, the acting is shit, and the script is shit. It's a shitty trio
#TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantSea #TSKOTDS
Yay! Are you watching, creator?
[18:37] Preview
Next time on The Spirit
Knight of the Distant Sea*,
[18:40] ---
"Another Disaster?! What Do*
You Mean, I'm the Savior?"
[18:44] Preview
See you again next week! Excalibur!
[18:57] Itsuki
Haruto...
[18:58] Haruto
I already had a bad feeling
when I got the white box copy
[19:02] ---
delivered to me a day before
it aired, to be honest.
[19:05] Haruto
They were already using animatics at
the recording session for episode 1,
[19:07] Haruto
and we were still having
script meetings last month.
[19:10] Haruto
The other reason I didn't watch
the white box version
[19:12] ---
was because I was also a little scared.
[19:16] Haruto
And I worked so hard...
[19:21] Haruto
Anyway, that's done and over with.
Let's get back to drinking.
[19:31] Haruto
This beer is so good!
[19:34] Haruto
It's really good...
[19:37] Itsuki
U-Um... I don't know what
I should say, but...
[19:40] Itsuki
W-We aren't writing to make anime!
[19:44] Itsuki
We're writing novels!
[19:46] Itsuki
So, you know... Don't worry about the
anime, even if it looks like that...
[19:50] Itsuki
I guess that's not possible.
[19:52] Haruto
Yeah...
[19:54] Haruto
I'm just going to forget about the
anime and concentrate on my story...
[19:58] Haruto
If I could actually do that,
it'd be a lot easier.
[20:02] Miyako
Fuwa-san...
[20:04] Haruto
You know... I basically think of
my novel as a commercial product.
[20:09] Haruto
I wrote it, researching what kind of
developments and characters were popular,
[20:12] ---
and gained success commercially.
[20:15] Haruto
So no matter what some
opinionated readers may say,
[20:19] Haruto
or if anonymous trolls say
that my work is generic
[20:21] ---
or that my books only sell because
of the art, I don't really care.
[20:25] Haruto
I don't feel a thing.
[20:28] Haruto
Like hell that's true!
[20:30] Haruto
I love them...
[20:32] Haruto
Stories with swords and magic,
filled with adventures!
[20:35] Haruto
Stories where the beautiful girl is popular.
[20:37] Haruto
Stories where people who try
their best are rewarded.
[20:40] Haruto
Stories where the nice guy ends up happy...
[20:43] Haruto
That's why I wanted to write that.
[20:46] Haruto
It's not some commercial product.
[20:49] Haruto
I love it, God damn it!
[20:51] Haruto
I absolutely love it...
[20:53] Haruto
How else could I have written
thirteen volumes of it, you bastards?!
[20:57] Haruto
To you guys, this might just
be another option out of many,
[21:01] ---
but to me, there's nothing else
like it, and it's dear to my heart.
[21:05] Haruto
Why can't you guys understand that?! Shit!
[21:07] Haruto
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
[21:19] Haruto
Huh? Wait... Wh-Why are
you crying, Miyako-chan?
[21:23] Itsuki
Yeah, seriously. Why are you crying?
[21:25] Itsuki
You're not even an author.
[21:27] Miyako
Well, I might not be an author,
[21:30] ---
and I don't know how it feels to have
my own books become an anime!
[21:34] Miyako
I don't... but... but...
[21:37] Miyako
But even I can understand how sad it'd
be if something I worked so hard on
[21:40] ---
didn't work out!
[21:52] Itsuki
Haruto?
[21:53] Haruto
I'm going home. I don't want you guys to
keep seeing how pathetic I am right now.
[21:58] Itsuki
Okay.
[22:05] Haruto
Thanks, Miyako-chan.
[22:11] Miyako
I wonder if Fuwa-san is okay...
[22:14] Itsuki
Who knows? I mean, it's not like
this doesn't affect me, too.
[22:17] Nayuta
Yeah. These kinds of failures dealing with
other media ventures happen all the time.
[22:25] Miyako
I see...
SIGN Did you all see episode 1 of the anime? Look forward to next week's episode, too
[22:43] (Flashback) Miyako
But even I can understand how sad it'd
be if something I worked so hard on
[22:47] (Flashback) ---
didn't work out!
SIGN Episode Seven Adventure Is All You Need.
SIGN [Shonan Gold] A beer that uses oranges from Kanagawa Prefecture called "Shonan Gold," peel and all. Its citrus flavor and scent make it very popular with young women. It is 5% alcohol.
SIGN Shimesaba Kohada
7 - Adventure Is All You Need.
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SIGN Daiki
@daiki_fes_
Episode 2 of The Spirit Knight of the Distant World is definitely going to be shit, too
SIGN Search results: Distant World
SIGN Nakkun
@N_ske
They lost, gahaha! #TheSpiritKnightoftheDistantWorld
SIGN Yukari
@yukari6446
The Spirit Knight of the Distant World is definitely a shitty anime
SIGN Moka@I'm not giving up on Distant World
@moka_keki
I've read the original novels, but I still don't know what's going
on in the Distant World anime. How did this happen......?
SIGN Accel
@accelerando_v
Episode 2 of The Spirit Knight of the Distant World was
complete trash, too. I'm dropping it
[00:22] Haruto
As expected, the reviews and
comments for episode 2 are horrible.
[00:27] Haruto
And it's doubtful that it's going
to get any better from here.
[00:30] Haruto
I'm completely done for.
[00:33] Haruto
Why did I even work so hard on it?
[00:38] (Flashback) Haruto
As soon as the anime's finished,
[00:40] (Flashback) Haruto
I'd like to completely forget
about work and play some TRPGs.
[00:47] Itsuki
Hey, Haruto.
[00:48] Haruto
Hm?
[00:49] Itsuki
I feel like playing a TRPG,
so you be the master.
[00:52] Haruto
Well, that came out of nowhere.
[00:54] Itsuki
I've been wanting to play one
for a while now.
[00:57] Itsuki
You seem like you have some time
on your hands, so why not?
[00:59] Haruto
Uh, I still have quite a bit of work...
[01:03] Itsuki
And I don't care.
[01:06] Haruto
All right.
[01:08] Haruto
Good grief. I guess I don't have a choice.
[01:10] ---
Good.
[01:12] Itsuki
As for the other players,
how about Kanikou, Chihiro, and Miyako?
[01:16] Haruto
S-Sure. Okay.
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:50] Miyako
Um... T-R-P-G, was it?
[02:55] ---
I've never heard of that.
[02:58] Nayuta
I've only heard the term before.
[03:00] Chihiro
I've read a replay book before,
but I've never actually played.
[03:05] Sign
Tabletop Roleplaying Game
[03:05] Haruto
A tabletop RPG is a game where you advance
[03:10] ---
by interacting with other people and roll dice
to see what your next move will be.
[03:15] Haruto
Each player makes their own character
and participates in the story.
[03:20] Haruto
Most of the setting will be
determined by the gamemaster,
[03:24] Haruto
but depending on what the players do,
[03:26] ---
something completely unexpected even
for the gamemaster can happen, as well.
[03:29] Nayuta
Is it all right to create a character that's
completely different from you in real life?
[03:33] Haruto
Sure.
[03:33] Haruto
One of the best things about RPGs
is playing as someone other than yourself.
[03:38] Haruto
Of course, you can make your character
exactly like yourself, too.
[03:41] Chihiro
Exactly like myself...
[03:44] Haruto
The world for the game is an
orthodox world of swords and magic.
[03:48] Haruto
You're all adventurers who have arrived
in an unexplored country.
[03:51] Haruto
All right, let's jump right in and
have you create some characters.
[03:54] Haruto
For this game, I've arranged some samples
of partially predetermined abilities,
[03:57] ---
so go ahead and make your
characters based on these.
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Adventure Is All You Need.
[04:09] Miyako
Fuwa-san...
[04:10] Miyako
What's this "2D" and "3D" that's listed
next to "strength" and that other stuff?
[04:15] Haruto
"D" stands for dice.
[04:16] Haruto
You make various decisions
throughout the game by rolling dice.
[04:20] Haruto
The higher your parameters,
the more dice you get.
SIGN Intelligence 2D Intelligence 3D Strength 2D Stamina 1D Stamina 2D
[04:24] Miyako
So 2D means you roll two dice,
and 3D means you roll three dice?
SIGN Stamina 2D Intelligence 2D Intelligence 3D Strength 2D Stamina 1D
[04:28] Haruto
Exactly.
SIGN Race: Human Age: 16 Sex:
[04:31] Chihiro
Um... Can we pick whatever sex we want?
[04:35] Haruto
Of course.
[04:36] Itsuki
What? You're going to make
a girl character, too?
[04:39] Chihiro
Huh? Are you making one, too?
[04:41] Itsuki
Her name is Tsukiko, and she's a
seventeen-year-old female knight.
[04:45] Chihiro
Then maybe I'll make mine a girl, too...
SIGN Little Sister
[04:48] Chihiro
While we're at it, can I make it so that
she's your character's little sister?
[04:51] Itsuki
Little sister?!
[04:53] Itsuki
Y-You as my little sister, huh?
[04:56] Itsuki
W-Well, sure, why not?
[04:58] Nayuta
Okay! Then I'm going to be
Senpai's little sister, too!
[05:01] Nayuta
And I'll be ten years old.
[05:03] Nayuta
My hobby is to have sex
with Tsukiko-oneechan!
SIGN Self Restraint
This is a wholesome program that
can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[05:06] Itsuki
A ten-year-old like that doesn't exist!
[05:08] Nayuta
Can I not?
[05:09] Haruto
Er, I guess you can, but...
[05:12] ---
Well, do whatever you want.
[05:14] Miyako
Hm... If you three are going to be
sisters on an adventure together,
[05:17] ---
I guess I might as well be one, too.
[05:20] Miyako
If I make my age twenty
like I am in real life,
[05:22] ---
I'll be the oldest sister.
[05:24] Nayuta
So Myaa-san's my older sister...
[05:27] Itsuki
Wait. I'm Miyako's younger sister?
[05:30] ---
You would be, yes.
[05:32] Itsuki
I'm a younger sister?
SIGN Eldest Sister
SIGN Youngest Sister
SIGN Second Sister
SIGN Third Sister
[05:34] Miyako
Well, good for you,
[05:35] Miyako
considering your obsession with them.
[05:36] Itsuki
No, wait. I love little sisters,
[05:39] ---
but that doesn't mean
I actually want to be one!
[05:42] Miyako
Then do you want me to bring my age down?
[05:49] Itsuki
Well, I guess this could work.
[05:51] Miyako
So I guess you're okay with
being a little sister...
[05:54] Itsuki
I hope you'll watch over me, Big Sister.
[05:56] Miyako
You're a bit cocky for a little sister.
SIGN Little Sister
[06:01] Haruto
All right. Let's do the opening.
[06:05] Haruto
Gagagia Kingdom: a small kingdom that
lies on the ends of the continent.
[06:09] Haruto
Within its boundaries lie
various ruins and caves,
[06:13] ---
and many adventurers travel here seeking
treasure and materials from monsters.
[06:17] Haruto
Four adventuring sisters have
just arrived at the kingdom.
[06:21] Haruto
What fate awaits them?
[06:26] Haruto
Now, please introduce the
characters you've created.
[06:30] Miyako
I guess I'll start, since I'm the oldest.
SIGN Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 14 MP: 30 Movement: 2 Strength: 5 (1D) Spirit: 10 (2D) Magic: 16 (3D) Agility: 6 (2D) Dexterity: 7 (2D) Luck: 9 (2D) Wisdom: 12 (3D) Charisma: 10 (2D) Intuition: 7 (2D)
[06:34] Miyako
My name is Miyako in katakana.
I'm an expert on attack magic.
[06:38] Miyako
I also have a special attack that
lets me shoot coins super fast.
SIGN Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 14 MP: 30 Movement: 2 Strength: 12 (3D) Spirit: 8 (2D) Magic: 7 (2D) Agility: 10 Dexterity: 8 Luck: 9 (2D) Wisdom: 9 (2D) Charisma: 9 (2D) Intuition: 10 (2D)
[06:44] Itsuki
I'm Tsukiko, the second sister.
[06:46] ---
I'm a female knight with long black hair,
and I fight with my sword and shield.
[06:49] Itsuki
I have the ability of reproducing
any weapon I've seen before.
SIGN Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: 17 MP: 15 Movement: 4 Strength: Spirit: (2D) Magic: (2D) Agility: 15 (3D) Dexterity: 13 (3D) Luck: 12 Wisdom: 9 Charisma: 8 Intuition: 10
[06:54] Chihiro
I'm the third sister, Sen.
[06:55] Chihiro
I'm a thief-type who uses bows and arrows
[06:57] ---
as well as knives to fight, and has
the ability to open treasure boxes.
[07:01] Chihiro
I have the ability to nullify any magical
attack that touches my right hand.
[07:04] Nayuta
You're all using skills that
I'm pretty sure I've seen before.
[07:08] ---
Is that okay?
[07:09] Haruto
This isn't going to be used in a book
or made into an anime, so it's fine.
[07:13] Nayuta
I see.
[07:15] Nayuta
Lastly, I'm the youngest sister, Death Mask.
SIGN Adventurer: Lv. 1 HP: MP: Movement: 3 Strength Spirit Magic Agility: 9 (2D) Dexterity: 8 (2D) Luck: 10 (2D) Wisdom: 12 (2D) Charisma: 11 (2D) Intuition: 12 (2D)
[07:19] Nayuta
When I come in contact with
another's bodily fluids,
[07:22] ---
I have the ability to increase
their abilities tenfold.
[07:26] Haruto
Your skill is probably going
to cause the most trouble.
SIGN Start
[07:30] Haruto
All right, let's start the story.
[07:34] Haruto
You've all arrived at the castle
town in Gagagia Kingdom.
[07:38] Haruto
It's early afternoon,
and the main street is filled with people.
[07:42] Miyako
So, what should we do?
[07:44] Nayuta
Let's go to an inn and relax by
having sex, Tsukiko-oneesama.
[07:48] itsuki
Are you stupid?
[07:49] Haruto
You've used up all of your travel money
on your way here.
[07:53] Haruto
At this rate, you won't be
able to sleep at an inn.
[07:56] Chihiro
That means we have to make some money.
[08:00] Miyako
How do you make money?
[08:03] Haruto
If you go to the pub, you can find some jobs.
[08:06] Haruto
Or you could go to some ruins
and find treasure chests,
[08:08] ---
or defeat monsters and
exchange materials for money.
[08:11] Itsuki
All right, let's go to some ruins.
[08:13] Sen
But I think we have a better chance
at getting money by working.
[08:17] Haruto
While you're discussing
what you're going to do,
[08:19] ---
a party of four men appears before you.
[08:22] ---
They seem to be adventurers.
[08:25] Man A
Are you girls low on cash?
[08:27] ---
Why don't we treat you to
some drinks and a room, then?
[08:31] Itsuki
What? Really?!
[08:33] Man B
Of course.
[08:35] Itsuki
We're so lucky, running into such
generous people right off the bat!
[08:38] Itsuki
We accept!
[08:40] Chihiro
Hey! W-We can't, Onii... Nee-san!
[08:43] Miyako
They obviously have other intentions.
[08:46] ---
Don't you dare go with them.
[08:48] Itsuki
What? Really?
[08:50] Man A
Oh, come on. We'll show you a good time.
[08:54] Itsuki
How dare you trick me with the intention
of doing lewd things? Unforgivable!
[08:59] Man A
You're going to try to fight us, little girl?
[09:01] Miyako
Of course we are!
[09:03] Miyako
We'll rip you to smithereens!
[09:06] Chihiro
I think we might get some money
if we defeat them.
[09:09] Haruto
Not even a second thought
about robbing people...
[09:13] ---
You're pretty hardcore, Sen-chan.
[09:15] Haruto
All right. Are you guys going
to fight these adventurers?
[09:19] Haruto
Okay, one sec. I'm going to
make battle preparations.
[09:23] Haruto
This is Tsukiko.
[09:25] Haruto
This is Sen-chan.
[09:26] Haruto
This is Miyako-chan, and
this is Death Mask-chan.
[09:30] Itsuki
I'm an old man...
[09:32] Miyako
Their faces are very stoic...
[09:34] Haruto
This is an overseas TRPG, so you're
just going to have to bear with me.
[09:38] Haruto
And these guys are your enemies.
[09:40] Haruto
The characters fight in
order of the highest agility.
[09:45] Haruto
All right, begin your battle!
SIGN An RPG game where players use pencils, paper, and dice to progress through dialogue and a specific set of rules. Players become the characters they created and participate in the story. It can be very appealing because it's basically playing pretend with a set of rules, there's a lot of freedom, and the players can dive into the world they created.
[09:56] Man A
What's the matter?
[09:58] Man b
Aren't you going to fight back?
[10:03] Man C
I'll rip your clothes to shreds!
[10:07] Man D
Here. Take this.
[10:12] Miyako
That's enough!
[10:15] Miyako
Ice Needle!
[10:21] Man A
Looks like it had no effect.
[10:23] Itsuki
Damn it, they're strong...
[10:26] Nayuta
At this rate, we're going to be defeated.
[10:29] Nayuta
Myaa-san, we're going to
have to do that one thing.
[10:31] Miyako
What thing?
[10:34] Nayuta
We'll power you up with my ability!
[10:37] Nayuta
Then you'll be able to defeat them
with your magic in no time.
[10:40] Miyako
Doesn't your ability require us
to do dirty things?
[10:43] Miyako
No! I don't want to!
[10:44] Nayuta
Don't worry. We just have
to have a little kiss.
[10:47] Miyako
Really? Well, I guess that's okay.
[10:51] Nayuta
Right! Here I come!
[10:54] Nayuta
My tongue slips in between Onee-sama's lips.
[10:58] Nayuta
Their tongues intertwine in an obscene dance,
[11:00] Nayuta
and unable to help herself anymore,
Onee-sama lets out a moan.
[11:05] Nayuta
"Ah, no... Ah..."
SIGN *Please refrain from dirty jokes or any sexual harassment at TRPG sessions unless you are extremely close with the other players.
[11:08] Miyako
Don't fabricate my reaction!
[11:12] Nayuta
You're so adorable, Onee-sama.
[11:16] Nayuta
As I devour Onee-sama's tongue,
I gently untie the strings of her robe.
[11:21] Nayuta
"No, you mustn't..."
[11:24] Nayuta
I ignore my sister's weak
cries of resistance
[11:27] ---
and take off her robe and undergarments.
[11:31] Nayuta
I also strip naked,
[11:35] ---
and as my sister quivers in
embarrassment and excitement, I kiss her.
[11:41] Nayuta
"Ah!" Onee-sama exclaims heatedly.
[11:46] Nayuta
You feel it, don't you, Onee-sama?
[11:49] Nayuta
I aggressively attack
Onee-sama's various spots,
[11:53] ---
and every single time,
she lets out a sweet moan.
[11:57] Man A
Wh-What the hell are they doing?
SIGN Gagagia
[12:07] Soldier
Hold it right there!
[12:09] Haruto
Uh, a number of soldiers head your way.
[12:13] Man A
Oh, crap! Let's get out of here.
[12:16] Haruto
Seeing the soldiers, the adventurers flee.
[12:21] Itsuki
Looks like we're saved.
[12:23] Haruto
You feel relieved, but the
soldiers surround you.
[12:26] Itsuki
What?!
SIGN Gagagia
[12:27] Soldier
You're under arrest for public indecency!
[12:29] Nayuta
You've got it all wrong!
[12:30] ---
Onee-sama and I were just doing
obscene things together in public!
[12:36] Soldier
That's what you call public indecency.
[12:38] Nayuta
Oh, right.
[12:39] Miyako
I'm innocent!
[12:44] Miyako
I never thought the day would come
[12:45] ---
when I'd be arrested for public indecency...
[12:50] Nayuta
Well, it's in the past now,
so what can you do?
[12:52] Nayuta
Let's think about what we're going to do now.
[12:54] Miyako
I don't want to hear that from you!
[12:56] Silvia
Pardon me.
[12:59] Itsuki
Who the hell are you?
[13:01] Silvia
I am Silvia, the princess of this kingdom.
[13:05] Silvia
I have a favor to ask of you adventurers.
[13:10] Silvia
If you will do this for me,
I will promise your release.
[13:15] Sen
I guess we have no choice but
to hear what she has to say.
SIGN Princess
[13:20] Nayuta
I see.
[13:21] ---
So we have to deliver a letter to
a sage living deep in the forest.
[13:24] Nayuta
It's basically an errand side quest.
[13:27] Itsuki
No, Haruto's novels will usually
[13:30] ---
make something look really light
and then completely turn the tables.
[13:33] Itsuki
I'm sure there's something more to this.
[13:35] Itsuki
For example, the princess is actually a villain,
the sage is an evil wizard,
[13:41] ---
and we've been chosen as sacrifices
to revive some evil deity.
[13:44] Haruto
You there. Stop trying to predict
what's going to happen.
SIGN Goblins have appeared!
[13:51] Itsuki
We've got company!
[13:53] Chihiro
Are goblins powerful in this world?
[13:55] Haruto
Could someone use their
wisdom to figure that out?
[13:59] Miyako
I'll do it, since mine is the highest.
[14:04] Haruto
Success.
[14:06] Haruto
Goblins are some of the weakest monsters.
[14:09] ---
You should have no problem defeating them.
[14:12] Haruto
They're weak against fire.
[14:14] Nayuta
Then let's rip them apart!
[14:20] Miyako
Fireball!
[14:29] Haruto
After defeating the goblins,
you continue further into the forest
[14:32] Haruto
and spot a beautiful lake.
[14:36] Nayuta
Since there's a lake in front of us,
I guess we'll go for a swim!
[14:40] Itsuki
Can we heal if we take a breather here?
[14:44] Haruto
Yup.
[14:45] Miyako
Then let's rest.
[14:48] Chihiro
Is it really going to be okay?
[14:50] ---
It'll be fine.
[14:51] Nayuta
What could be dangerous
about such a pretty lake?
SIGN Bliss
[14:57] Itsuki
In shark thrillers and monster movies,
the first ones to die
[15:00] ---
are usually the beautiful,
unsuspecting girls in bikinis.
[15:05] Chihiro
In the TRPG replays I've read,
[15:08] ---
something bad always happens
when the girls are showering.
[15:14] Haruto
Those are probably TRPGs
based on the Cthulhu mythos.
[15:18] Haruto
You're basically guaranteed fanservice
scenes, gore, and horror in that world.
[15:23] Haruto
This game is a peaceful fantasy,
so nothing that dangerous will happen.
[15:27] Itsuki
Are you sure about that?
[15:28] Haruto
Then why don't you use your
intuition and roll the dice?
[15:31] Haruto
I think you can sense if there's
going to be any danger or not.
[15:41] Haruto
It doesn't seem like there's
anything dangerous.
[15:43] Nayuta
All right. It's time to get into the water.
[15:46] Nayuta
Let's all strip naked!
[15:49] Miyako
Well, I guess it's fine as long as it's safe.
[15:51] Chihiro
I-I have to strip, too?
[15:53] Nayuta
There's no need to be embarrassed.
We're all sisters.
[15:58] Chihiro
Okay...
[15:59] Itsuki
Don't do anything weird.
SIGN Flirt
SIGN Gagagia
[16:12] Haruto
And that's when it happened!
[16:13] Miyako
Huh?
SIGN Gagagia
[16:18] Chihiro
I told you so!
SIGN Gagagia
[16:22] Haruto
The creature that rises from
the water is the Roper,
[16:24] ---
which has multiple tentacles
growing from its cylindrical body.
[16:29] Nayuta
I'm not going to lose to any tentacles!
[16:33] Nayuta
Oh, no. Don't.
[16:37] Nayuta
You can't go in there.
SIGN Gagagia
SIGN Gagagia
[16:40] Chihiro
I don't have my knives.
What are we going to do?
[16:42] Miyako
I might be able to do
something with my magic.
[16:44] Miyako
Energy Bolt!
SIGN Gagagia
[17:01] Miyako
I can't defeat it on my own!
[17:05] Itsuki
Looks like it's time for me
to use the ace up my sleeve!
[17:08] Miyako
Huh?
[17:09] Itsuki
Unlimited Bla— I mean...
[17:12] Itsuki
I'll use my Phantom Smith
to reproduce a long sword!
[17:27] Chihiro
Thanks, Nee-san!
[17:28] Chihiro
But why'd you cut me loose first?
[17:34] Itsuki
An older sister is always supposed
to protect her little sister first.
[17:38] Chihiro
N-Nee-san!
[17:40] Nayuta
Hello? I'm your little sister, too.
[17:43] Itsuki
You were happy about this situation!
[17:46] Chihiro
I'll save you right away, Death Mask-san!
[17:57] Itsuki
All right. That's enough tentacle play!
SIGN Lewd
[18:04] Haruto
Something unexpected happened,
[18:06] ---
but now you can really take a breather.
[18:09] Haruto
Thank goodness.
[18:11] Itsuki
You have no shame, you tentacle lover.
[18:16] Itsuki
So this is the mansion where the sage lives.
[18:18] Nayuta
This is definitely some heretic's mansion.
[18:21] Sen
There are probably traps.
[18:24] Miyako
But we can't deliver the
letter unless we go in.
[18:27] Nayuta
What's written in the letter?
[18:30] Itsuki
Silvia said to make sure
not to open the envelope—
[18:32] Nayuta
Let's open it!
[18:34] Itsuki
Good point.
[18:37] Haruto
This is what's written in the letter.
[18:40] Haruto
"I'm delivering four young girls to you
as sacrifices. Please accept them."
[18:44] Itsuki
This is exactly what I said would happen!
[18:47] Chihiro
So what should we do?
[18:49] Miyako
There's no reason to go in, knowing
we're just going to be sacrificed.
[18:54] Nayuta
You're right.
[18:56] Nayuta
Then let's just burn the
mansion to the ground.
[18:59] Miyako
Huh?
SIGN Currently strengthening her ability.
[19:13] Mage
Curses... We were so close.
[19:17] Mage
It looks like I'll have
to deal with you myself—
[19:18] Miyako
Take that.
[19:21] Itsuki
Princess Silvia!
[19:23] Itsuki
We've put a stop to your evil plans
to revive the evil deity
[19:28] ---
so you could take the throne!
[19:30] Silvia
I was careless to think I was just
dealing with newbie adventurers.
[19:34] Silvia
I'll just have to eliminate all of you!
[19:42] Nayuta
I'll destroy that illusion!
[19:45] Silvia
Curses... But I have more than magic—
[19:48] Itsuki
Roper's tentacles!
[19:52] Silvia
Wh-What is this?
[19:55] Itsuki
I can reproduce any weapon.
[19:58] Itsuki
Monster tentacles are no exception!
[20:01] Silvia
Let go of me!
[20:03] Silvia
Please! Let me go!
[20:05] Silvia
Get out of there!
[20:06] Silvia
N-No!
[20:08] Nayuta
Come on, Myaa-oneesama!
This is our chance to power you up.
[20:12] Miyako
Again?
SIGN I did a bad thing.
[20:14] Haruto
And so the four sisters
[20:17] ---
stopped the conspiracy
that troubled the kingdom.
[20:21] Haruto
That concludes this adventure.
[20:23] Haruto
Good work, everyone.
[20:29] All
Good work, everyone!
[20:31] Miyako
Nayu gave me a hard time,
but TRPGs are really fun.
[20:35] Chihiro
Yes. I'd like to play one again.
[20:37] Haruto
I'm happy to hear that.
[20:39] Nayuta
I regret not being able to have sex
with Itsuki-senpai even once,
[20:43] ---
so I'll try even harder next time.
[20:45] Itsuki
Well, don't.
[20:48] Haruto
Okay, I'll think about our next session.
[20:51] Chihiro
I'm looking forward to it.
[20:52] Miyako
Nayu, you need to learn more self-respect.
[20:55] Nayuta
Oh, come on. Your body doesn't lie, Myaa-san.
[21:03] Haruto
Thanks for this, Itsuki.
[21:05] Itsuki
Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:07] Haruto
This game session was to cheer me up, right?
[21:11] Itsuki
D-Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:13] ---
I just had the sudden urge to try a TRPG.
[21:17] Haruto
I see.
[21:20] Haruto
You know...
[21:23] Haruto
It's a lot of fun creating something,
SIGN The Hero and
the Dragon
[21:26] ---
and it makes me happy when someone enjoys it.
[21:33] Haruto
I'm sure it's the same for those people.
[21:36] Haruto
There were some rough times,
and in the end, it didn't work out...
[21:41] Haruto
But the fact that we all worked
so hard wasn't a waste.
[21:46] Haruto
I think.
[21:50] Haruto
So I shouldn't be stopping here, right?
[21:57] Itsuki
I see.
[22:00] Haruto
Yeah.
SIGN Player Name: Miyako Shirakawa Character Name: Miyako Background: The eldest of the adventurer sisters Likes: People who work hard Dislikes: People who make fun of people who work hard
[23:18] Haruto
Say, Itsuki.
[23:21] Haruto
Does Miyako-chan...
[23:24] Haruto
have a boyfriend?
[23:29] Itsuki
Huh?
SIGN Episode Eight All You Need Is Love and Friendship.
SIGN TEXT: Itsuki Hashima, Chihiro Hashima, Nayuta Kani, Miyako Shirakawa
8 - All You Need Is Love and Friendship.
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[00:01] Haruto
Does Miyako-chan...
[00:03] Haruto
have a boyfriend?
[00:05] Itsuki
Huh?
[00:07] ---
What? You can't be...
[00:08] Haruto
W-Well, I guess I'm just a little curious...
[00:11] Itsuki
Oh?
[00:13] Haruto
Well, I mean...
[00:13] Haruto
Miyako-chan's a really nice girl.
[00:18] Itsuki
Well, yeah.
[00:20] Itsuki
A boyfriend, huh? I wouldn't be
surprised if she had one, but...
[00:25] Haruto
What are you doing?
[00:27] Itsuki
I'm asking her.
SIGN Read
SIGN Roger
SIGN Do you have a boyfriend?
SIGN Send
[00:29] ---
Dude, you...
[00:31] Haruto
That's too direct!
[00:33] Itsuki
It's the quickest way to find out.
[00:35] Haruto
Yeah, but...
SIGN Read
SIGN Roger
SIGN Do you have a boyfriend?
SIGN Send
[00:44] Miyako
H-Huh?!
[00:46] Miyako
Could Itsuki actually...
[00:49] Miyako
But he likes Nayu...
[00:53] Miyako
Huh?
SIGN Do you have a boyfriend?
[00:54] Miyako
What?!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:28] Itsuki
I got a reply.
SIGN I don't. Why?
SIGN I just felt like asking. Don't worry about it.
[02:36] Miyako
"Don't worry about it"? Are you kidding me?!
[02:39] Miyako
Ugh!
[02:41] Haruto
All right. I'm going to ask
her out in the near future.
[02:44] Haruto
And then I'm going to be happy!
[02:46] Itsuki
Wow, you're pretty fired up.
[02:49] Haruto
My anime's a complete failure, and I'm
pretty sure I've hit rock bottom right now.
[02:53] Haruto
So the only way to go from here is up.
[02:58] Itsuki
Well, do your best. I'll help you out, too.
[03:02] Itsuki
Or so I said... but what am I supposed to do?
[03:08] Nayuta
By the way, Senpai...
[03:09] Itsuki
Huh?
[03:10] Nayuta
I want to have a surprise party.
[03:13] Itsuki
Surprise?
[03:14] Nayuta
April 29th is Myaa-san's birthday,
so I want to celebrate it.
[03:20] Itsuki
Huh... And you want to use my place?
[03:23] ---
Yep.
[03:24] Nayuta
A birthday, huh?
[03:26] Itsuki
It might be a chance for
Haruto to make his move.
[03:30] Itsuki
Yeah, that's fine.
I'll contact Haruto and Chihiro, too.
[03:33] Nayuta
Now I just need a present.
[03:36] Nayuta
Senpai, please give me some advice.
[03:38] Itsuki
Why are you asking me?
[03:40] Nayuta
I never had any friends to
celebrate birthdays with, so...
[03:44] Itsuki
I-I see... But that goes for me, too.
[03:49] Nayuta
But you write romantic comedies, Senpai.
[03:53] Itsuki
Well, the girls in my
stories are easy to please.
[03:54] Itsuki
They'd be happy if the protagonist
gave them anything,
[03:57] ---
even if it's literally shit.
[04:00] Itsuki
I don't know what girls
actually like in real life.
[04:02] Nayuta
I'd be happy to receive
shit from you, too, Senpai.
[04:06] Itsuki
You need to realize that anyone who
gives you shit actually hates you!
[04:09] Nayuta
"She'd be happy with me giving her shit?
[04:11] ---
I wonder just how much she loves me,
squee." Wouldn't you feel like that?
[04:16] Itsuki
No!
[04:17] Nayuta
Even if it was a little sister?
[04:19] Itsuki
I would never give my little sister shit!
[04:23] Itsuki
Actually, I'd want to receive
shit from my little sister.
[04:29] Itsuki
Why are we talking about shit
when we're eating curry?
[04:32] Nayuta
Because you brought it up first, Senpai.
[04:35] Itsuki
I'm sorry.
SIGN Little Sister
[04:39] Nayuta
Present... present...
[04:42] Itsuki
You're taking this seriously.
[04:43] Nayuta
Yes! I really want to make her happy!
[04:47] Itsuki
You really do like Miyako, don't you?
[04:49] Nayuta
Huh?
[04:51] ---
Yes. I love her.
[04:54] Itsuki
I've been wondering this for a while,
but why are you so clingy with Miyako?
[05:00] Nayuta
Well, Myaa-san is nice, lets me rely on her,
[05:05] ---
and will get angry and cry for my sake...
[05:09] Nayuta
She's like an older sister.
[05:11] Itsuki
Th-The little sister attribute?!
[05:14] Nayuta
Senpai?
[05:15] Itsuki
Huh? R-Right, um... Present, present...
SIGN Fancy Birthday Gifts You Can Get Your Female Friends!
[05:24] Itsuki
She seems like she has a lot of friends,
[05:27] ---
so how about something that'd be
hard for a regular person to get?
[05:30] Itsuki
Maybe an autograph of an author she likes?
[05:31] Nayuta
That's a good idea.
Do you know what author she likes?
[05:35] Itsuki
No, no idea.
[05:37] Nayuta
I guess I'll have to ask her directly.
SIGN Who's your favorite author, Myaa-san?
SIGN Send
[05:46] Miyako
Favorite author?
[05:50] ---
She's just asking me who my
favorite author is, right?
[05:53] Miyako
I can't always keep up with
everything that goes on
[05:56] ---
in his books, but overall, they're pretty fun.
[05:59] Nayuta
Apparently her favorite author
is you, Itsuki-senpai.
[06:03] Itsuki
Say what?
SIGN If I had to choose, it'd probably be Itsuki. I've read all of his books. That's only if I have to choose, though!
[06:05] Itsuki
Ah, so she's a fan of mine, eh?
[06:09] ---
She should've said so earlier.
[06:12] Nayuta
That's only if she had to choose.
[06:15] Itsuki
What, Kanikou? Are you jealous?
[06:18] Nayuta
I-I am not.
[06:20] Itsuki
Hey, don't get too discouraged.
[06:22] Itsuki
Well, then... Let's write her an autograph.
SIGN Little Sister
[06:29] Miyako
Hello?
[06:31] All
Happy birthday!
[06:33] Miyako
Huh?
[06:34] Nayuta
Happy birthday, Myaa-san!
[06:37] Nayuta
Were you surprised?
[06:38] Miyako
Huh?
[06:40] Miyako
Yeah, I was.
[06:43] Nayuta
The surprise was a huge success!
[06:46] Miyako
Thanks, Nayu.
[06:52] Miyako
Is something wrong?
[06:53] Haruto
N-No, it's nothing.
[06:56] Haruto
Happy birthday, Miyako-chan.
[06:58] Nayuta
Come, come, Myaa-san.
[07:05] Miyako
Did you make all of this, Chihiro-kun?
[07:07] Chihiro
Yes.
[07:09] Miyako
You're so good with girly stuff.
[07:11] Chihiro
No, I'm not girly at all!
SIGN Happy Birthday Miyako-chan
[07:40] Nayuta
This one's from me.
[07:41] Miyako
Thank you!
[07:44] Miyako
Is it okay if I open it?
[07:45] Nayuta
Yup!
[07:49] Miyako
What's on this?
[07:51] Nayuta
A novel.
[07:53] Miyako
A novel?
[07:54] Nayuta
Yes. I wrote a novel with you
as the main character.
[07:58] Itsuki
What?!
[07:58] Miyako
A novel where I'm the main character?
[08:01] Haruto
I'm sure if the editors found out,
they'd do whatever they could to get it.
[08:04] Itsuki
Hey! Let me read it, too!
[08:06] nayuta
Nope. This is something that I wrote
for Myaa-san and Myaa-san alone.
[08:12] Miyako
Thanks, Nayu. I look forward to reading it.
[08:16] Nayuta
Yup!
SIGN Outou no Shizuku
[08:19] Nayuta
By the way, Myaa-san...
[08:21] Nayuta
How does it feel to be 21?
[08:24] Miyako
How does it feel? Well...
[08:27] Miyako
I thought I'd feel more grown
up in my twenties, I guess?
[08:31] Both
Ah...
[08:33] Itsuki
I think I thought the same exact
thing when I turned twenty.
[08:37] Haruto
Yeah, me, too.
[08:38] Chihiro
You felt that way, too, Fuwa-san?
[08:41] Haruto
I mean, I still read books
and play games every day,
[08:44] ---
just like I was when I was in school.
[08:47] Miyako
But both you and Itsuki have become
independent and are actually working.
[08:51] Miyako
And as far as that goes, I'm still...
[08:58] Haruto
Miyako-chan?
[09:02] Miyako
A long time ago, I thought being
twenty made you really mature...
[09:07] Miyako
Like I'd already have my
goal set for the future,
[09:09] ---
and I'd be working hard toward that goal.
[09:12] Miyako
And I thought I'd be in love.
[09:16] Nayuta
But you're a sophisticated woman
who's had plenty of relationships.
[09:22] Miyako
I'm sorry. That was a lie.
[09:25] Nayuta
Huh?
[09:26] Miyako
I lied about having a lot of
experience and relationships.
[09:29] Miyako
In truth, I've never even been on a date.
[09:32] Nayuta
Huh?
[09:34] Miyako
I'm sorry... I'm not the kind of
mature woman that you'd look up to.
[09:41] Nayuta
Myaa-san...
[09:43] Miyako
I'm sorry for lying.
[09:45] ---
Do you hate me now?
[09:48] Nayuta
I could never hate you!
[09:52] Nayuta
The reason I love you
[09:55] ---
isn't because you're a slutty, mature woman.
[09:59] Nayuta
It's because you're genuinely a good person.
[10:03] Miyako
Nayu...
[10:05] Nayuta
It doesn't matter if you're
a slut or a virgin.
[10:07] ---
You'll always be my big sister
that I love so much.
[10:11] Miyako
Nayu... Nayu!
[10:17] Miyako
Ugh! You're such a good girl!
I love you, too!
[10:22] Miyako
I almost want to kiss you!
[10:25] Nayuta
You can if you want.
[10:27] Miyako
Huh?
[10:29] Nayuta
I wouldn't mind you kissing me, Myaa-san.
[10:34] Miyako
Well, I'm not going to.
Your lips belong to Itsuki, don't they?
[10:39] Nayuta
You're exactly right.
[10:41] Itsuki
Uh, no one said that you
could make them mine.
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN "Myaa-san's Story"
[11:29] Knight
I love you, Princess.
[11:32] Princess
I love you, too, Ikki.
[11:35] Miyako
Wait! This is a dirty novel!
[11:37] ---
Not to mention the knight's
appearance is clearly Itsuki!
SIGN Ikki is imprisoned
SIGN Forbidden love
SIGN The morning before the execution
SIGN Miyako and Ikki long for each other in the cold cell
SIGN The king's rage
SIGN "And so, a new universe was created."
[12:02] Princess
Universe!
[12:09] Miyako
What is this?
[12:11] Miyako
It's not completely fantasy or a
dirty novel... It's more a mythology?
[12:16] Miyako
Either way, I couldn't stop reading it...
[12:32] Miyako
I guess Nayu really is amazing.
[12:36] (Flashback) Miyako
I thought I'd feel more
grown up in my twenties.
[12:42] Miyako
Am I going to be okay like this?
SIGN A beer created by Abishiri Beer Co. that uses Abishiri cherries. Its charm is the fruity sweetness from the cherries, and its refreshing aroma. Its color is a nice pink hue, so it's beautiful to look at, as well. It has 5% alcohol. By the way, there isn't any deep meaning behind Haruto having Miyako drink cherry beer (according to him).
[12:59] Haruto
Hey.
[12:59] Itsuki
Huh?
[13:00] Haruto
Do you remember that thing you said
you'd help me with a couple weeks ago?
[13:04] Itsuki
Oh... You mean Miyako?
[13:07] Haruto
Yeah, that.
[13:08] Itsuki
Right. And?
[13:10] Haruto
Well, I was sort of counting on you.
[13:13] Itsuki
Counting on me?
[13:14] Haruto
The birthday party.
[13:16] ---
I thought you might nonchalantly
try to help me in some way.
[13:21] Itsuki
I forgot.
[13:23] Haruto
That's what I thought.
[13:25] Haruto
And then Miyako-chan and Nayu-chan
ended up in a total yuri situation...
[13:30] Itsuki
That itself got me pretty excited.
[13:33] Itsuki
Well, I'll help you out next time.
[13:37] Haruto
Yeah, I'm counting on you.
[13:39] Itsuki
Yup.
[13:40] Itsuki
By the way...
[13:42] Itsuki
How am I supposed to help, exactly?
[13:46] Haruto
Exactly?
[13:47] Haruto
I thought you'd be an expert,
since you write rom-coms.
[13:50] Itsuki
What do you guys think rom-coms are?
[13:58] Itsuki
All right. Let's go to
an amusement park.
[14:00] Haruto
A-Amusement park?
[14:02] Itsuki
The volume I'm writing now has
[14:04] ---
a scene with an amusement park,
so I'll go there for research.
[14:07] Itsuki
It'll be me, you, Miyako, and Kanikou.
[14:10] Haruto
I get it. So basically a double
date at an amusement park.
[14:13] Itsuki
I-It's not a date!
I'm only going for research!
SIGN Little Sister
[14:28] Itsuki
It's so crowded...
[14:30] Miyako
Well, it is Golden Week.
[14:31] Itsuki
I totally forgot about that!
[14:34] Nayuta
I did, too.
[14:35] Haruto
You sort of forget what day of the
week it is in this line of work.
[14:38] Miyako
It really is a weird industry.
SIGN Little Sister
[14:50] Miyako
You look excited, Nayu.
[14:52] Nayuta
Yes! I haven't been to a place
like this since I was little!
[14:56] Miyako
Really? Then why don't we start with
something you want to do, Nayu?
[15:01] Nayuta
Thanks, Myaa-san!
[15:03] Nayuta
In that case...
[15:10] Itsuki
"Super high speeds exceeding
300 kilometers per hour"...
[15:13] Itsuki
"An exciting race filled
with speed and thrills"...
[15:20] Itsuki
Say, Kanikou. Why don't we rethink this?
[15:22] Nayuta
Oh? Do you not handle thrill rides very well?
[15:26] Itsuki
It's not that I don't handle them
well. I've never been on one.
[15:29] Itsuki
I was little when I actually went
to an amusement park with my family.
[15:32] Nayuta
I see! Then let's experience
our first time together!
[15:35] Itsuki
But wouldn't it be better to experience
our first time on a much calmer ride?
[15:40] Nayuta
It'll be fine!
[15:40] Haruto
Give it up, Itsuki.
[15:42] Miyako
I don't like them very much, either,
but Nayu wants to ride it, so...
SIGN Little Sister
[15:52] Nayuta
Isn't this exciting, Senpai?
[15:55] Itsuki
I've said my prayers. Now kill me.
[15:57] Miyako
I'm getting nervous, too.
[16:00] Haruto
I'm getting nervous for
various reasons myself.
[16:11] Nayuta
Wasn't that so much fun?!
[16:14] ---
It went in circles, then went "whoosh" and
then went "pew" and then squeezed us!
[16:18] ---
I really liked it!
[16:19] Itsuki
Yeah! Especially that one part that
went "rattle rattle" and then "zoom"!
[16:24] Itsuki
It was awesome!
[16:27] Haruto
That was pretty intense.
[16:29] Miyako
Yes. I almost got dizzy.
[16:32] Nayuta
Senpai, which ride should we go on next?
[16:35] Itsuki
Any of them! We'll be riding
them all eventually, anyway!
[16:38] Nayuta
Woohoo! You totally get it, Itsuki-senpai!
[16:42] Itsuki
What's the matter, Haruto?
Let's hurry up and go to the next one.
[16:44] Haruto
Wait... Let's not go on another
intense one right after that.
[16:48] Miyako
Yeah, I concur.
[16:51] Itsuki
Oh, all right, then.
We can go on a calmer one next.
[17:30] Haruto
Is something wrong, Miyako-chan?
[17:32] Miyako
Oh, no. I'm just a bit tired.
[17:35] Haruto
I see. Um...
[17:37] Haruto
Th-Then why don't we take a little break?
[17:44] Haruto
Here you go.
[17:46] Miyako
Oh, thank you.
[17:59] Haruto
S-So what do you usually on
your days off, Miyako-chan?
[18:05] Miyako
I usually go shopping or
to karaoke with my friends.
[18:08] Haruto
I see...
[18:10] Miyako
What do you do, Fuwa-san?
[18:12] Haruto
I usually read books or
play video games at home.
[18:16] Miyako
Oh, you did mention that.
Still, I'm a bit surprised.
[18:19] Haruto
Huh?
[18:20] Miyako
You seemed like the type that goes out a lot.
[18:25] Haruto
That's not true at all. I've always
been more of the indoor type.
[18:29] Miyako
Come to think of it, I've been
reading more books lately, too...
[18:33] Miyako
Ever since I met Itsuki.
[18:35] Haruto
I see... Oh, did you already read
Nayu-chan's novel from your birthday?
[18:42] Miyako
Yes...
[18:43] Haruto
How was it?
[18:44] Miyako
It made me think that Nayu
really is a great writer.
[18:50] Miyako
It almost feels unnatural to be
hanging out with her all the time.
[18:53] Haruto
Unnatural?
[18:54] Miyako
Like, I wonder if it's okay to be talking
about such normal things with her...
[19:00] Miyako
Like we don't really match up...
[19:03] Haruto
I think I get what you mean.
[19:07] Haruto
But you shouldn't worry about that.
[19:11] Miyako
Really?
[19:13] Haruto
I'm surrounded by geniuses
and amazing people.
[19:17] Haruto
If I started worrying about that,
there'd be no end. I wouldn't last.
[19:22] Haruto
That's why I don't think about it.
[19:25] Miyako
You're right.
[19:27] Haruto
Y-Yeah...
[19:33] Itsuki
Now that we've gone on all the rides...
[19:35] Nayuta
Let's finish things off by
going on the first one again.
[19:38] Itsuki
Yeah, that sounds good.
[19:40] Miyako
I think I'm done.
[19:42] Haruto
I'm gonna pass, too. You two go and have fun.
[19:45] Itsuki
You're so hopeless.
All right, shall we, Kanikou?
[19:49] Nayuta
Yes!
[19:54] Nayuta
We'll be back, Myaa-san.
[19:56] Miyako
Yeah. Have fun.
[19:58] Itsuki
Hey, stop pulling.
[20:00] Nayuta
Here we go!
[20:01] Itsuki
Okay, already.
[20:02] Nayuta
That rattly part is the best!
[20:04] Miyako
Seriously, they're so made for each other...
[20:07] Haruto
Ri—
[20:13] Miyako
They should just go out
with each other already.
[20:22] Haruto
So that's how it is...
[20:30] Nayuta
That was so much fun!
[20:33] Miyako
Good for you!
[20:42] Itsuki
So, did you make any progress?
[20:50] Itsuki
Haruto?
[20:53] Haruto
Nothing happened.
[20:54] Itsuki
What the heck, you coward?
[20:59] Haruto
Well, I'll just keep going at my own pace.
[21:17] Haruto
So you don't have to help me out anymore.
[21:20] Itsuki
Huh?
[21:21] Itsuki
Oh, okay.
[21:23] Haruto
Yeah. It'd just be too cruel...
[21:28] Itsuki
Huh?
[21:32] Haruto
Nothing.
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN All You Need Is Love and Friendship.
[23:18] Kaiko
H-How is it?
[23:27] Toki
I'll have the creator take a look at it...
SIGN Episode Nine Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
SIGN [A Fake Artist Goes to New York] The players become artists and draw pictures according to the theme, but among the players is a fake artist that doesn't know the theme. It's a game that can be played even if you can't draw and is a popular party game!
SIGN Kinoshita Sumie
SIGN Senpai
9 - Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
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[00:08] Toki
This is the manuscript for chapter 1
of the manga version
[00:10] Toki
of Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy).
[00:13] Toki
You seem happy.
[00:15] Itsuki
But of course!
[00:16] Itsuki
Kaiko-san is a magnificent manga artist
who completely understands my work.
[00:21] Itsuki
I'm so excited to see how it turned
out, I can't contain myself.
[00:26] Itsuki
Her art is as amazing as I remember!
[00:28] Itsuki
Way to go, Kaiko-san! This is exactly
the quality I expected from her!
[00:31] Itsuki
That must mean the pervy scenes also...
[00:35] Toki
You mean like the opening scene
where Sieg sees Hilde naked?
[00:39] Itsuki
Yes! I'm sure the nudity is
depicted in the best way!
[00:56] Itsuki
What the hell?! Why...
[00:59] Itsuki
Why is Hilde not naked?!
[01:02] Toki
I was shocked when I saw the manuscript, too.
[01:04] Toki
It appears that she, Mikuniyama-sensei,
is a huge underwear fetishist.
[01:12] Itsuki
Huh?
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:54] Itsuki
So...
[02:55] Itsuki
Could you explain to me why
Hilde is wearing underwear?
[03:01] Kaiko
I-It's just like your editor told you.
[03:04] Kaiko
I absolutely love underwear,
and that's why I drew it.
[03:10] Itsuki
"And that's why I drew it," my ass!
[03:12] Itsuki
Didn't you say that you loved my work?
[03:15] Itsuki
How could you do something so awful to it?
[03:18] Kaiko
It's true that I love and admire your work.
[03:23] Itsuki
Then—
[03:23] Kaiko
But I had always thought there was a very
clear and unfortunate flaw in your books.
[03:28] Itsuki
You can't mean...
[03:30] Kaiko
Yes.
[03:31] Kaiko
Why must you always insist
[03:32] ---
on immediately stripping all the
clothes off the cute little sisters?
[03:36] Kaiko
The elegant little sisters should be
wearing underwear worthy for girlfriends!
[03:42] Itsuki
You fool!
[03:43] Itsuki
A true big brother wants to see every
last detail of his little sister!
[03:48] Itsuki
Saying that a filthy little piece of cloth
[03:50] ---
should hinder the view of the holy nude
body of a little sister is outrageous!
[03:53] Itsuki
Little sisters are the most beautiful
when they are in their natural state.
[03:56] Kaiko
Then they'd be no different from wild beasts!
[03:59] Kaiko
People first become human
when they don underwear.
[04:03] Kaiko
Beautiful things need beautiful underwear.
[04:05] Kaiko
Is that not the true human pursuit of beauty?
[04:08] Itsuki
You fool! Truly beautiful creatures
are already beautiful as they are!
[04:12] Itsuki
Nudity is the ultimate form of fashion!
[04:14] Itsuki
Little sisters are the most beautiful
wild beasts in this world!
[04:18] Kaiko
Did you just call nudity "fashion"?!
[04:20] Kaiko
You, a moronic monkey that can't even
understand the beauty of underwear,
[04:23] Kaiko
have the nerve to tell me, a girl who's been
surrounded by beautiful underwear all her life
[04:27] ---
because she was born in a household in Gunma
that had been in the silk farming industry
[04:30] ---
since the Edo era, what fashion is?!
[04:32] Itsuki
What a coincidence! I don't
want to brag about my family,
[04:35] Itsuki
but my grandfather's family
made a fortune breeding koi
[04:37] Itsuki
and he was a millionaire in Gifu,
[04:39] ---
so I was surrounded by
beauty ever since I was born.
[04:42] Itsuki
Just as koi are beautiful and elegant
as they swim in their natural form,
[04:45] Itsuki
little sisters are the most
beautiful when they're naked!
[04:48] Kaiko
Gifu...
[04:50] Kaiko
No wonder you have values
similar to a wild monkey's.
[04:54] Itsuki
Gunma...
[04:56] Itsuki
I guess I can see why you would consider
underwear sacred, since you're a savage
[04:59] ---
whose concept of wearing clothes was instilled
in you from the moment you were born!
[05:05] Toki
Does any of this really matter anymore?
[05:07] Both
Of course it does!
[05:09] Toki
B-But considering Mikuniyama-sensei's
art quality,
[05:13] ---
I think the readers would
be satisfied either way.
[05:16] Itsuki
You moron!
[05:17] Itsuki
The nude scenes in my books are not
there to make the readers happy!
[05:21] Itsuki
They're there for no logical reason,
other than the fact that I want to see them!
[05:25] Toki
Is that something you
should declare so proudly?
[05:27] Kaiko
I also don't draw underwear
for the sake of the readers.
[05:32] Kaiko
I draw it because I want to see
the cute little sisters in underwear.
[05:38] Toki
What are we supposed to do about this?
[05:43] Setsuna
Heya, Sensei!
[05:46] Itsuki
Sorry, I'm in a meeting right now.
[05:48] Setsuna
You're in a bad mood. What's up?
[05:52] Itsuki
The artist doing the manga version of
Mahou Academy and I aren't seeing eye to eye.
[05:55] Setsuna
Huh... The manga for Mahou Academy?
[05:59] ---
Could I come in and say hi to them?
[06:02] Itsuki
If you want.
SIGN Little Sister
[06:05] Setsuna
Heya! I'm the illustrator Puriketsu.
[06:09] Kaiko
Y-You're Puriketsu-sensei?
[06:12] Kaiko
I-It's an honor to meet you!
[06:14] Kaiko
My name is Kaiko Mikuniyama,
and I'm a new manga artist.
[06:17] Setsuna
Totes pleasure.
[06:19] Setsuna
Is this the manga manuscript?
[06:22] Setsuna
Wow, you're really good!
[06:26] Setsuna
Huh? But this part's supposed to be...
[06:29] Itsuki
That's right!
[06:30] ---
This woman had the nerve to draw
underwear onto Hilde's nude scene!
[06:34] Setsuna
What?!
[06:36] Setsuna
Wait, wait, wait! What are you thinking?!
[06:38] Setsuna
Putting panties on a naked girl...
[06:41] Setsuna
What decent human being would do that?!
[06:43] Kaiko
P-Puriketsu-sensei...
[06:45] Kaiko
So you're also a heretic who believes
[06:48] ---
in the blasphemy known as nude supremacy?
[06:50] Setsuna
This is unbelievable!
[06:52] ---
I can sort of understand the bra,
but she shouldn't be wearing panties!
[06:55] Itsuki
What are you talking about?!
[06:57] ---
Completely nude without a
single piece of cloth on her!
[06:59] Itsuki
Anything else is unacceptable!
[07:01] Itsuki
Just a bra? I had no idea you were
such a heathen, Puriketsu-sensei!
[07:06] Setsuna
Actually, I'm fine with the scenes
where she's facing front as they are,
[07:09] Setsuna
but when her butt's showing in full,
I want the panties to be off!
[07:13] Kaiko
Th-There's no way I could
do something so unnatural!
[07:16] Kaiko
Bra and panties are a set!
[07:18] Kaiko
There's no other answer!
[07:21] Setsuna
Sensei! We can't leave Mahou Academy
in the hands of someone like this.
[07:27] Itsuki
I want to say that I agree...
[07:31] Itsuki
But other than this scene,
[07:33] ---
the Mahou Academy that this woman
drew is absolutely perfect.
[07:37] Itsuki
Why did you have to be an underwear-obsessed
freak when you have so much talent?
[07:42] Kaiko
I could say the same about you!
[07:43] Kaiko
How did you end up a nude-lover
[07:46] ---
when it's so clear how much
you love little sisters?
[07:50] Setsuna
Then I'll just draw it.
[07:54] Setsuna
I'll draw the Mahou Academy manga.
[07:57] Tokuyama
Are you serious?!
[07:58] Toki
You can't just do that!
[08:00] Itsuki
Can you even draw manga?
[08:02] Setsuna
I can probably manage.
[08:04] Kaiko
I will do the manga
version of Mahou Academy!
[08:07] Kaiko
I won't let anyone else do it!
[08:09] Setsuna
Then let's have a competition.
[08:12] Kaiko
I wouldn't have it any other way!
[08:13] Kaiko
I won't lose, even if I'm up
against you, Puriketsu-sensei!
SIGN Little Sister
[08:19] Toki
Uh... so...
[08:21] Toki
We will now begin this manga competition
[08:23] ---
between Puriketsu-sensei
and Mikuniyama-sensei.
[08:27] Toki
The theme is that scene with Hilde,
and the judges will be us three.
[08:31] Kaiko
I will put my all into this manuscript.
[08:34] Setsuna
I'll show you how it's done.
[08:37] Itsuki
How do you think this will go, Tokuyama-san?
[08:40] Tokuyama
Well... As a manga editor,
[08:44] ---
it'd be very beneficial to have
Puriketsu-sensei draw the manga,
[08:48] Tokuyama
and since she's nude in the original story,
[08:51] ---
I think she should be nude
in the manga, as well.
[08:54] Itsuki
So the judges feel that Puriketsu-sensei
has a clear lead in this competition.
[08:59] Toki
Who are you commentating to?
[09:02] Toki
Anyway, are you both ready?
[09:04] Kaiko
No, one moment, please.
[09:22] Itsuki
P-Panties?!
[09:24] Setsuna
Those are panties, right?
[09:26] Kaiko
Yes, they are indeed panties.
[09:32] Itsuki
Y-You had panties on your
head this whole time?
[09:37] Kaiko
Precisely.
[09:38] Itsuki
You pervert!
[09:40] Kaiko
What's wrong with using panties as a ribbon?!
[09:44] Itsuki
I-I'm not saying it's wrong... But why
did you suddenly pull out panties?
[09:53] Kaiko
Kaiko Mikuniyama
[09:55] Kaiko
is now preparing for battle!
[09:58] Four
What?!
[10:00] Kaiko
Now... let us begin.
[10:04] Itsuki
Wait, wait, wait! What's with that getup?!
[10:08] Kaiko
This is my formal uniform when I draw manga.
[10:11] Itsuki
F-Formal uniform?
[10:13] Itsuki
Though I guess there are many authors
who change clothes when they work...
[10:16] Itsuki
Kanikou is naked when she writes, so for
someone to have panties on their face,
[10:20] Itsuki
I guess it's...
[10:22] Itsuki
I guess it's... I guess it's...
[10:26] Itsuki
not strange!
[10:27] Itsuki
All right. We're starting for real this time!
[10:31] Kaiko
Yes, sir.
[10:31] Setsuna
Heck yeah!
[11:00] Setsuna
I'm done!
[11:01] Kaiko
As am I.
[11:05] Itsuki
All right. Let's start with Setsuna's manga.
[11:20] Itsuki
The nudes you draw are absolutely the best.
[11:24] Itsuki
All right, let's see yours.
[11:32] Itsuki
There's... even less exposure?!
[11:39] Itsuki
But...
[11:53] Kiako
Well? How do you like my manga?
[12:04] Toki
All of the judges unanimously vote
[12:07] Toki
for Mikuniyama-sensei.
[12:16] Setsuna
I guess I still have a way to go.
[12:19] Itsuki
Sorry. The nudes that you
drew were really amazing...
[12:23] Itsuki
But it felt more like a single
drawing than a whole manga.
[12:26] Itsuki
On the other hand, there was a story in
Mikuniyama-sensei's depiction of underwear.
[12:30] Itsuki
I, a nude supremacist,
[12:32] ---
couldn't take my eyes off the depiction
of her taking off her underwear.
[12:38] Itsuki
Kaiko Mikuniyama-sensei...
[12:45] Itsuki
It's a pleasure to work
with you on Mahou Academy.
[12:48] kaiko
Yes! Likewise!
[12:54] Kaiko
I look forward to working with you!
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
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SIGN 2. Look into the panties
SIGN 3. Fold the butt part in
SIGN 4. Fold it in more
SIGN 5. Bring the front part up
SIGN 6. Flip it inside out, tidy up the shape, and it's complete!
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[13:12] Itsuki
Wh-What's up, Kanikou?
[13:14] Nayuta
Why are you looking at an underwear site?
[13:17] Itsuki
I-I was just looking something
up for my books...
[13:21] Nayuta
Why would you need to look up
something about underwear?
[13:24] Nayuta
No matter what kind of
underwear they're wearing,
[13:26] ---
they're going to be naked by the
next line, so why does it matter?
[13:32] Itsuki
It's true. That's how it's been...
[13:35] Itsuki
But from now on, I'll intricately write
scenes depicting them in underwear.
[13:38] Nayuta
What?! Where did this come from?
[13:41] Itsuki
Mikuniyama-sensei, the artist
doing the manga version,
[13:44] ---
made me realize how wonderful underwear is.
[13:48] Nayuta
Kaiko Mikuniyama...
[13:51] ---
So she's the one who messed with your head.
[13:58] Nayuta
Hi. I'm Nayuta Kani.
I'm Itsuki-senpai's wife.
[14:03] Miyako
Hey. Don't lie to someone you just met.
[14:08] Nayuta
Fine. I'm his future wife.
[14:10] Kaiko
Right...
[14:12] Miyako
Oh, I'm Miyako Shirakawa.
[14:15] Miyako
I'm one of Itsuki and Nayu's friends,
[14:17] ---
and I was just asked to tag
along, so don't mind me.
[14:20] Kaiko
U-Um, so...
[14:22] ---
What does the most popular author
from Gift Publishing want with me?
[14:27] Nayuta
I'll get straight to the point.
[14:29] Nayuta
Please stop luring Senpai
down the wrong path.
[14:33] Kaiko
Wrong path, you say?
[14:36] Nayuta
I heard you made some changes to
the manga that weren't in the original!
[14:39] Kaiko
Huh? Well, yes, I did...
[14:42] Miyako
Changes?
[14:44] Nayuta
This woman had the nerve to put underwear
on the heroine in her nude scene!
[14:49] Miyako
Oh...
[14:51] Nayuta
How can you be so calm about this, Myaa-san?!
[14:53] Miyako
Huh? I mean, who cares?
[14:56] Nayuta
No...
[14:58] Nayuta
Where did the nudity-loving Myaa-san go?
[15:02] Miyako
When did I say anything
about loving nudity?
[15:04] Nayuta
We were naked together in
the ocean and this room!
[15:08] Miyako
Th-That was...
[15:09] Nayuta
We even wandered around town
stark naked and got arrested.
[15:12] Miyako
That was in a game!
[15:14] Kaiko
What in the world are you two doing?
[15:17] Miyako
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
I'm not some nudity-loving pervert.
[15:21] Nayuta
Myaa-san, no...
[15:25] Kaiko
It appears that you're the only
one with these wicked thoughts.
[15:30] Kaiko
Underwear is indeed the
ultimate form of beauty!
[15:34] Kaiko
In the shower, while they're eating,
and even when they're going to school,
[15:38] Kaiko
beautiful girls should
only be wearing underwear.
[15:41] Miyako
Wait, no. You're plenty weird yourself!
[15:43] Kaiko
Huh?
[15:44] Nayuta
Anyway! I can't leave Mahou
Academy in your hands!
[15:48] Kaiko
No...
[15:50] Kaiko
There is no one who can better
express that series in manga form
[15:54] Kaiko
than I can!
[15:56] Nayuta
Th-That's not true!
[15:58] ---
I'm sure I can express
it better than you can!
[16:01] Kaiko
Very well. Shall we find out?
[16:04] Nayuta
Bring it!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Onii-chan
[16:19] Miyako
Nayu, you're terrible at drawing.
[16:24] Kaiko
I believe I'm the winner.
[16:28] Nayuta
P-Please wait.
[16:30] Nayuta
This was just the practice round!
Let's do it for real this time!
[16:34] Nayuta
Give it up, Nayu.
[16:36] ---
Even someone who knows
nothing about this business,
[16:38] ---
like me, can tell that her manga looks amazing.
[16:40] Nayuta
No matter how good she is, no one has
the right to put underwear on nudes!
[16:45] Nayuta
This problem affects my life personally!
[16:48] Miyako
Now you're just overreacting...
[16:50] Kaiko
Um... how does my manga affect your life?
[16:55] Nayuta
Well...
[16:57] Nayuta
I'm the one who's going to marry Senpai.
[17:01] Kaiko
Right...
[17:04] Nayuta
And I'm basically
[17:06] Nayuta
naked at home all the time!
[17:07] Nayuta
My dream is to live a married life
overflowing with love, where Senpai and I
[17:11] ---
have sex all day as he lusts
over my naked body!
[17:14] Miyako
Well, throw that dream away!
[17:14] Kaiko
Well, get rid of that dream!
[17:16] Nayuta
That's why I can't have Senpai
realizing he likes anything else!
[17:21] Nayuta
What if he stops lusting after me?!
[17:25] Kaiko
Wouldn't you putting on
underwear solve that problem?
[17:32] Kaiko
Anyway, I don't have any plans to
remove the underwear from the manga.
[17:36] Nayuta
You leave me no choice.
[17:40] Kaiko
Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:42] Nayuta
I'm going to show you the glory of nudity!
[17:47] Kaiko
Wh-What are you—
[17:50] Nayuta
I'm going to show you what boobs feel like.
[17:53] Kaiko
I-I already know what they
feel like! I have my own!
[17:56] Nayuta
Are you sure?
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[17:59] Nayuta
Mikuniyama-san, could it be...
[18:02] Nayuta
that you've never fondled
another girl's boobs before?
[18:08] Kaiko
S-So what if I haven't?
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[18:14] Nayuta
I only learned of this recently myself,
[18:16] Nayuta
but fondling another girl's
boobs is completely different
[18:19] ---
from fondling your own.
[18:21] Kaiko
What?!
[18:22] Nayuta
Mikuniyama-san...
[18:26] Kaiko
Wh-What are you...
[18:27] Nayuta
The underwear that you
draw is indeed amazing.
[18:30] Kaiko
Please get your hand out of there...
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[18:32] Nayuta
If you used your skills to draw nudes,
[18:35] ---
Senpai's fans would be fully satisfied.
[18:38] Kaiko
S-Stop...
[18:40] Nayuta
Why do you insist on only drawing underwear?
[18:44] Nayuta
I'm not telling you not to draw underwear.
SIGN Censored
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[18:48] Nayuta
But draw some nudes, too...
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[18:53] Nayuta
Or could it be...
[18:55] Nayuta
that you actually can't draw them,
[18:57] Nayuta
because you've never touched
boobs or butts in real life?
[19:04] Kaiko
I-It's not that I can't draw them...
[19:07] Kaiko
It's true that I can't draw them
as well as underwear, but...
[19:11] Nayuta
Are you sure you didn't
just run away from nudity,
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can be enjoyed by young and
old alike. Please continue to
enjoy this show.
[19:13] ---
rather than just choosing to do underwear?
[19:21] Kaiko
I won't let you!
[19:27] Kaiko
I will prove my love to you!
[19:30] Kaiko
It's not that I ran away from nudity.
[19:32] ---
I chose underwear, even though
I'm well-educated on boobs and butts!
[19:37] Kaiko
I will prove that to you!
[19:42] Nayuta
N-No...
[19:44] Kaiko
I see. This is indeed different
from fondling my own breasts.
[19:48] Nayuta
Wh-Why are you... so...
good at... f-fondling boobs?
[19:57] Kaiko
I'm a manga artist, so I'm
very good with my hands.
[20:00] Nayuta
M-Manga artists are amazing...
[20:05] Nayuta
D-Don't look at me...
[20:12] Kaiko
That's not going to happen!
[20:14] Kaiko
I'm going to observe
[20:15] Kaiko
every last detail of your body.
[20:21] Kaiko
This is indeed wonderful.
[20:25] Kaiko
I'll have to go much deeper
and put my all into this.
[20:33] Nayuta
P-Please stop...
[20:36] Kaiko
Please let me feel it...
[20:38] ---
Let my whole body embrace your naked body!
[20:51] Kaiko
As you said, nudity is a theme
that is worth exploring.
[20:56] Nayuta
R-Right?
[21:00] Kaiko
Very well. I will try drawing Hilde nude.
[21:05] Nayuta
Yes!
[21:06] Nayuta
I did it, Shenpai!
[21:09] Kaiko
But there's one problem.
[21:13] Kaiko
The only breasts I know are my own and yours.
[21:17] Kaiko
But in comparison, Hilde's breasts are...
[21:22] Nayuta
That won't be a problem.
[21:23] Nayuta
We have a perfect model for
Hilde's boobs right here.
[21:28] Kaiko
Ah, you're right.
[21:31] Miyako
Huh? Wait, you don't mean...
[21:34] Nayuta
Take off your clothes, Myaa-san,
like you always do.
[21:37] Miyako
N-No! I'm not some nudity-loving weirdo!
[21:42] Kaiko
Please, Shirakawa-san.
[21:44] Kaiko
Please strip naked for my manga.
[21:47] Miyako
No way! I'm not going to get naked!
SIGN 2 Minutes Later
[21:55] Miyako
What am I even doing?
[22:04] Toki
This is the final manuscript of the
manga version of chapter 1.
[22:11] Haruto
Wow, that turned out great.
[22:14] Chihiro
So your series is really
becoming a manga, huh?
[22:18] Chihiro
That's amazing.
[22:20] Itsuki
Yeah...
[22:21] Haruto
The details on the underwear are amazing.
[22:24] Chihiro
I-It's so erotic...
[22:32] Itsuki
This nude is magnificent!
[22:37] Itsuki
Look at the texture of these boobs!
[22:39] Itsuki
This is exactly the Hilde that I wanted!
[22:46] Itsuki
This is the perfect manga
[22:48] ---
to please both underwear
and nude enthusiasts.
[22:53] Itsuki
I'm so thankful.
SIGN Episode Ten A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
SIGN [Gifu] Out on the frontier. Lately, it's been the setting of various anime, so they've gotten cocky. The prefectural fish is sweetfish. Their staple food is persimmons.
SIGN [Gunma] Out on the frontier. Lately, it's been the setting of various dramas, so they've gotten cocky. The prefectural fish is sweetfish. Their staple food is konjac.
SIGN Kotaro Yamada
10 - A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
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[00:10] Itsuki
In my second year of middle school,
my mother passed away.
SIGN Three Years Ago
[00:16] Itsuki
In my second year of high school,
my father remarried.
[00:20] Itsuki
Since he was able to marry another woman
[00:22] ---
just three years after my mother's death,
[00:24] Itsuki
I resented him intensely.
[00:31] Itsuki
I still haven't mended
things with my father,
[00:35] Itsuki
but my relationship with my new
little brother is going well.
[00:43] Chihiro
What's wrong?
[00:46] Itsuki
Nah, it's nothing.
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:36] Chihiro
By the way, Nii-san,
[02:38] Chihiro
I'm going to start a part-time job.
[02:40] Itsuki
Really? What kind of job?
[02:42] Chihiro
I-I'm going to be working...
[02:44] Chihiro
for that tax accountant, Ashley Ono-san.
[02:48] Chihiro
Are you okay?!
[02:51] Itsuki
Yeah, I'm fine. Just fine.
[02:54] Itsuki
More importantly, why in the
world would you work for her?
[02:58] Chihiro
She asked if I'd be interested
in a part-time job.
[03:00] ---
I'll just be cleaning and organizing files,
[03:03] ---
so it's no different from
what I usually do here.
[03:06] Chihiro
She also said she'd help
me study accounting.
[03:10] Itsuki
Study? Do you want to
become a tax accountant?
[03:13] Chihiro
Not exactly... I just wanted to be
able to help you out more, Nii-san.
[03:19] Itsuki
You already help me out so much as it is.
[03:22] ---
I wouldn't want to put you through all that...
[03:24] Chihiro
It's fine. This is something
that I want to do.
[03:29] Itsuki
I see.
[03:31] Itsuki
Well, in any case, be careful.
[03:33] Chihiro
Yup.
[03:35] Chihiro
This is it... right?
SIGN Ono Tax Accounting Office
SIGN Ono Tax Accounting Office
[04:01] Chihiro
Pardon me...
[04:05] Chihiro
This is a tax accounting office, right?
[04:12] Ashley
Glad you could make it, Chihiro-kun.
[04:14] Chihiro
Hello. I look forward to working with you.
[04:19] Ashley
The pleasure's all mine.
[04:22] Chihiro
Sure. By the way, is there anyone else here?
[04:26] Ashley
I bring in some help around
December to March when it's busy,
[04:31] Ashley
but otherwise, it's just myself.
[04:33] Chihiro
I see.
[04:37] Ashley
Don't worry. I won't eat you up.
[04:42] Chihiro
Um... So what would you like me to do?
[04:45] Ashley
First, I'd like you to do
some cleaning back there.
[04:49] Chihiro
Back there?
[04:51] Ashley
This is also my residence, so my
bedroom and kitchen are back there.
[04:56] Chihiro
I see.
[05:00] Chihiro
Huh?!
[05:04] Ashley
I manage to keep the office where
my clients come through clean,
[05:09] Ashley
but I just can't seem to find the
time to clean in there, as well.
[05:12] Chihiro
I'm pretty sure this goes beyond
not being able to find the time...
[05:17] Chihiro
But...
[05:18] Chihiro
Nii-san's place when he first started
living on his own was like this, too.
[05:24] Chihiro
Ashley-san.
[05:25] Ono
Yes?
[05:27] Chihiro
Would you mind
[05:30] Chihiro
if I give this my all?
[05:32] Ashley
N-Not at all. Go right ahead.
[05:58] Ashley
It's a totally different room.
[06:00] Ashley
I didn't think you'd do all this for me.
[06:03] Chihiro
It's no problem. It's been a while since
I really got to clean, so it was fun.
[06:09] Ashley
Good work. I drew a bath for you,
so feel free to take one.
[06:14] Ashley
You worked up a sweat, didn't you?
[06:16] Chihiro
Um...
[06:18] Chihiro
Thank you very much.
I'll take you up on that offer.
[06:27] Ashley
Chihiro-kun, the towels are—
[06:29] Ashley
Oh?
[06:34] Ashley
So... you're a girl.
[06:41] Ashley
Considering my line of work,
I've met a lot of interesting people,
[06:45] Ashley
but you definitely take the cake.
[06:49] Chihiro
The only one in my family who
thinks I'm a boy is my brother.
[06:53] Chihiro
I even go to school as a normal girl.
[06:57] Chihiro
I just pretend I'm his little brother
[06:59] ---
with Toki-san and my brother's friends.
[07:01] Ashley
And now I've found out.
[07:04] Chihiro
Um, please don't tell him...
[07:07] Ashley
Hmm... What to do?
[07:09] Chihiro
Please!
[07:11] Ashley
Don't worry. I'm not into
bullying girls with small boobs.
[07:17] Chihiro
Thank you so much.
[07:19] Ashley
But this isn't a secret that you'll
be able to keep forever.
[07:23] Chihiro
I know...
[07:26] Chihiro
I'm going to tell Nii-san the truth someday.
[07:29] Ashley
I wonder how Itsuki-kun will
react when the time comes.
[07:33] Ashley
Given his love for little sisters,
[07:35] ---
when he finds out he actually has one...
[07:40] Ashley
How intriguing.
SIGN The ultimate main heroine attribute from the age of myths. Words are unnecessary. You just need to love them.
[07:51] Little Sister
Hurrrgh.
[07:54] Protagonist
When I woke up, my naked little sister
[07:56] ---
was letting out a bloodcurdling scream
as she spewed mucus everywhere.
[08:00] Protagonist
Oh, good morning.
[08:02] Little sister
Herf.
[08:03] Protagonist
You're as cute as ever.
[08:04] Little sister
Hngh.
[08:06] Protagonist
My little sister stands
just under two meters tall.
[08:08] Protagonist
When she's intimidating an enemy,
she swells up to about five meters.
[08:12] Protagonist
Her whole body is covered in
tentacles and protrusions.
[08:15] Protagonist
She has fifteen bumps on
her shoulders and back,
[08:17] Protagonist
and there seems to be something
like a brain floating inside.
[08:20] Protagonist
For the most part, she considers humans food,
[08:24] Protagonist
so it's hard to communicate with her.
[08:26] Protagonist
You tried to eat me again
last night, didn't you?
[08:28] Protagonist
You bad girl.
[08:30] Protagonist
Looks like she's reflecting on her actions.
[08:34] Protagonist
You're so cute.
[08:52] Toki
What is this?
[08:54] Itsuki
A practice draft of my new project.
[08:56] Itsuki
I just wrote it to get a
clearer picture of things.
[08:59] Toki
Oh?
[09:00] Itsuki
How much can one love someone just
because they're a little sister?
[09:05] Itsuki
That's the theme for this piece.
[09:07] Toki
I see. And?
[09:10] Itsuki
And?
[09:11] Toki
Were you able to love a creature
from another dimension
[09:15] ---
that only sees you as food?
[09:20] Itsuki
Just barely, but yes.
[09:22] Toki
If it's just barely for you, it's definitely
not possible for normal people!
[09:29] Toki
I'm fine with you working on a new project,
[09:32] Toki
but I hope you're progressing
with volume 6 of Mahou Academy.
[09:35] Itsuki
Have no fear. I just have
the climax left to do.
[09:39] Toki
If you fail to meet your deadline again,
you're going straight back to that prison.
[09:44] Itsuki
I-I'm really okay this time.
SIGN Little Sister
[09:59] Itsuki
Hey, Kanikou. We're going to the zoo.
[10:02] Nayuta
Just the two of us, Itsuki-senpai?
[10:04] Itsuki
It's for research.
[10:06] Itsuki
I'm not going to force you, but—
[10:08] Nayuta
I'll go!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN -no Zoo
[10:17] Nayuta
It's not very crowded, unlike the
amusement park we went to.
[10:20] Itsuki
Yeah. I guess it's always best
to go out on the weekdays.
[10:24] Nayuta
Yup. It's been so long since
I've been to the zoo.
[10:29] Itsuki
I haven't been here since I came
with my family when I was little.
[10:33] Nayuta
All right, Senpai.
[10:35] ---
Let's go ogle all the naked beasts
locked up in their cages.
[10:39] Itsuki
Stop phrasing it in such a gross way!
SIGN Little Sister
[10:44] Nayuta
He's so big, Senpai.
[10:46] Itsuki
Yeah, he is.
[10:48] Girl
Mommy, the panda's so cute!
[10:50] Mom
Yes, it's adorable.
[10:56] Nayuta
He's got his p**** out in full
view in front of a little girl.
[10:59] Nayuta
If he were a human, he'd be
arrested for indecent exposure.
[11:02] Itsuki
Yeah. What an awful panda.
[11:06] Nayuta
Pandas are kind of like old human men.
[11:10] Itsuki
Yeah. He looks like he'd be watching
a baseball game and eating yakitori.
SIGN Giant Panda Ju Ju Male 7 years old (About 30 years old in human years)
[11:15] Nayuta
Senpai, it says this panda's
about thirty in human years.
[11:20] Itsuki
You're in the prime of your career!
What in the world are you doing?
[11:24] Nayuta
It's this panda's job to eat and expose
his p**** to the world in broad daylight.
[11:30] Nayuta
Apparently he rests in his
room when the zoo is closed,
[11:33] Nayuta
but he's got a pool and heated floors.
[11:35] Itsuki
Must be nice!
[11:37] Nayuta
Not to mention, he's the most
popular animal at the zoo.
[11:41] Itsuki
All he has to do is sit there
naked and eat food.
[11:44] ---
Of course the zoo would
give him the VIP treatment.
[11:48] Nayuta
If it was you naked in there, Senpai,
I'd come watch you all day, too.
[11:53] Itsuki
Come on. Let's go to the next spot.
[11:57] Girl
The panda's so cute! Panda! Panda!
[12:29] Itsuki
I just ended up enjoying
myself like a normal person.
[12:32] Itsuki
But I came here to get some ideas on the
monster they'd fight in the climax...
[12:38] Itsuki
What's the matter, Kanikou?
[12:40] Nayuta
I was thinking about the
golden balls on the kangaroo.
[12:43] Itsuki
Kangaroo?
[12:45] Nayuta
They were just dangling from
his crotch like pendulums.
[12:49] Itsuki
Yeah, so they were.
[12:51] Nayuta
If he were to hop in that state,
wouldn't they rip off and go flying?
[12:55] Itsuki
Don't say such horrifying things.
[12:57] Nayuta
Not to mention, those guys do kickboxing.
[13:01] Itsuki
They take no-guard tactics to another level.
[13:04] Nayuta
All the lions and elephants had their
pes dangling in clear view, too.
[13:08] Nayuta
I took lots of pictures.
[13:17] Itsuki
Well, this is awful.
[13:20] Nayuta
Now I just need to get a
picture of a human p.
[13:26] Itsuki
Don't look at me.
[13:29] Itsuki
Don't look at my crotch, either!
[13:32] Nayuta
But I already have a naked
picture of you, Senpai.
[13:36] Itsuki
That's from that one time!
Hurry up and delete it!
[13:40] Nayuta
No way!
[13:43] Nayuta
Ah, Senpai, your cute and defenseless ass...
[13:46] Nayuta
Smooch, smooch, smooch!
[13:49] Sieg
Chrom! So this was your doing, after all!
[13:54] Chrom
Are you enjoying my amusement park from hell?
[13:57] Hilde
Return us to our world!
[14:01] Chrom
Don't be in such a hurry.
[14:03] Chrom
You haven't even seen my brilliant plan yet.
[14:06] Sieg
What?
[14:07] Chrom
Come forth, my minions of darkness!
[14:30] Panda
Man, this yakitori is tasty.
[14:35] Itsuki
Why would I even write "yakitori is tasty"?
[14:41] Itsuki
Lions, tigers, alligators...
[14:43] Itsuki
But I already modeled an enemy
after a carnivore before...
[14:48] Itsuki
Maybe I should drop the
animal idea for a sec, and...
[14:51] Itsuki
Okay. I'm going out for a bit.
[14:54] Chihiro
Huh? Where to?
[14:55] Itsuki
The aquarium. I was so enthralled
by the whale shark I saw in Okinawa
[14:59] ---
that I wasn't even paying
attention to the other fish.
[15:02] Chihiro
The aquarium... That sounds nice.
[15:05] Itsuki
Want to come with me, then?
[15:07] Chihiro
Can I?
[15:08] Chihiro
I'd love to!
SIGN Little Sister
[15:18] Chihiro
This is the first time
we've ever gone out alone.
[15:22] Itsuki
Now that you mention it, I guess it is.
[15:25] Itsuki
After my father remarried,
[15:27] ---
I did everything I could
to avoid my new family.
[15:32] Itsuki
I'm not sure if Chihiro was
trying to respect my privacy,
[15:35] Itsuki
but he kept his distance.
[15:38] Itsuki
Our relationship only changed
after I started living on my own.
[15:43] Itsuki
Right now, I think our
relationship is going as well as
[15:46] ---
any other relationship
between normal brothers.
[15:50] Itsuki
I guess it's already been about
four years. Time sure does fly.
[15:59] Itsuki
Are you all right? Your face is all red.
[16:02] Chihiro
I'm fine. It's just a little tight in here.
[16:13] Chihiro
Wow, this is amazing!
[16:16] Chihiro
Nii-san! Look!
[16:18] Chihiro
Sardines! That's what I cooked
for you the other day!
[16:21] Itsuki
R-Right. It was delicious.
[16:23] Chihiro
That tuna is amazing. I wonder
how many people it could feed.
[16:27] Chihiro
That red snapper is so
big, too. This is great!
[16:30] Chihiro
Oh, and there's a shark!
[16:31] Chihiro
I'll make some meuniere sometime soon!
[16:33] Chihiro
There are a lot of fish I don't know, too.
I wonder if they taste good.
[16:37] Itsuki
You really just see them as food, don't you?
SIGN Little Sister
[16:44] Chihiro
That was so much fun!
[16:45] Itsuki
Yeah.
[16:47] Chihiro
You came to do research
for your book, right?
[16:49] Chihiro
Did I get in your way?
[16:51] Itsuki
Not at all. Actually, I got
a new idea for my book.
[16:55] Chihiro
Idea?
[16:56] Itsuki
A character that sees everything
as food seems kinda fun.
[16:59] Chihiro
I-I don't see everything as food.
[17:03] Chihiro
I was in awe at how pretty
the jellyfish were.
[17:05] Itsuki
But you'd eat them, right?
[17:07] Chihiro
I would, but...
[17:10] Itsuki
I guess even you get excited
about certain things.
[17:14] Chihiro
W-Well, can you blame me?
[17:16] ---
You rarely ever take me anywhere.
[17:20] Itsuki
Right...
[17:22] Chihiro
Nii-san?
[17:25] Itsuki
Then why don't we go somewhere
again sometime soon?
[17:27] Chihiro
Really?!
[17:28] Itsuki
Sure.
[17:31] Chihiro
Thanks! That's a promise!
[17:37] Itsuki
Yeah. It's a promise.
[17:41] Chihiro
It's already pretty late,
so I'm going to head home.
[17:44] Chihiro
I'm come by again tomorrow
to cook for you.
[17:46] Itsuki
Sure.
[17:47] Ann
A message to our passengers.
SIGN The inbound line has been temporarily suspended. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please consider taking transfers for the time being.
[17:49] ann
Due to an accident involving an injury,
the inbound train is currently suspended.
[17:55] Ann
We will make another announcement
when the line is back in service.
[17:59] Ann
We apologize for any
inconvenience this may cause.
[18:02] Itsuki
Seriously?
[18:03] Chihiro
Sounds like it's going to take a while.
[18:05] Itsuki
Guess we'll just have to take a taxi.
[18:08] Itsuki
We're going in the same direction
anyway, so you can ride with me.
[18:15] Chihiro
Which fish did you like best, Nii-san?
[18:17] Itsuki
Probably the spotted garden eel.
It moved really funny.
[18:20] Chihiro
Yeah, the spotted garden eel was super cute.
[18:22] Itsuki
With that name, and what it looked like,
[18:24] ---
I'm sure Kanikou would've loved it.
[18:27] Chihiro
Maybe...
[18:29] Itsuki
When we went to the zoo the other day,
[18:31] ---
she took tons of pictures of animal p****es.
[18:34] Itsuki
Talk about a perv.
[18:35] Chihiro
I-I see... I have to wonder about
girls who are that vulgar, but...
[18:41] Itsuki
Well, yeah.
[18:43] Itsuki
But I think it's cool that there's a girl
I can have dirty conversations with.
[18:56] Chihiro
Why don't you stay the night tonight?
[18:58] Chihiro
Your room's just how you left it.
[19:01] Itsuki
Nah, I'm going home.
[19:02] Chihiro
I see... Well, thanks for seeing me home.
[19:10] Chihiro
Dad...
[19:12] Itsuki
Chihiro, hurry up and get out.
[19:15] Chihiro
B-But...
[19:16] Dad
Itsuki.
[19:21] Dad
Thanks for the gift from your trip.
[19:26] Itsuki
It was nothing.
[19:28] Chihiro
Dad! You haven't seen Nii-san in
a while, so why don't you talk...
[19:34] Chihiro
Jeez.
[19:36] Chihiro
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Nii-san.
[19:39] Itsuki
Yeah.
[19:47] Chihiro
Hey... Nii-san!
[19:49] Chihiro
I want you and Dad to patch things up.
[19:53] ---
We're family.
[19:55] Itsuki
Please go.
[20:04] Itsuki
I know that, but...
SIGN Thanks for Watching
[21:43] Haruto
That was a shitty anime
all the way to the end.
SIGN Thanks for watching the last episode of the anime! Great job to the staff and cast! Please check out the BD & DVD, too!
[21:55] Haruto
What's with anime adaptations, anyway?
[22:01] Sis
What are you doing?
[22:03] Haruto
I'm having a drink.
[22:04] Haruto
What are you doing up at this hour?
[22:07] Sis
That's none of your business.
[22:09] Haruto
I see.
[22:15] Sis
By the way, the last episode
for the anime adaptation
[22:18] ---
of your novel was just on, right?
[22:20] Haruo
Did you watch it?
[22:21] Sis
I-It just happened to be on
when I turned on the TV.
[22:24] Haruto
I see. Wasn't it awful?
[22:28] Sis
Yeah. It was trash.
[22:32] Sis
It was seriously trash. Everyone
involved in making it should die.
[22:35] Haruto
You don't have to get that angry.
[22:37] Sis
Huh?! I'm not angry!
[22:40] Sis
I refuse to accept that it was
your anime, so I don't even care.
[22:44] Sis
It's totally different from
the novels from episode 1.
[22:46] Sis
The animation was trash the whole
time. They weren't even moving!
[22:48] Sis
The voice actors were stiff,
the mechas and enemies
[22:50] ---
looked nothing like the originals,
the dialogue was incoherent,
[22:53] ---
and the story was ruined.
[22:57] Sis
Wh-What are you doing, you stupid brother?!
[23:00] Haruto
Oh, uh, sorry...
[23:04] Haruto
Just wait. Next time, I'll do better.
[23:08] ---
I'll never let that happen again.
[23:12] Sis
Y-You'd better not!
[23:14] Sis
If you let them make trash like
that again, I'll never forgive you!
[23:17] Sis
You better work harder next time!
[23:24] Haruto
There's nothing good about
little sisters... or so I thought.
SIGN Episode Eleven Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
SIGN [Ichiro's Malt] Japanese whisky created by Distillery Venture that's very popular overseas, too. Its rich flavor is sure to captivate you.
SIGN Misako Izumi
11 - Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
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[00:01] Itsuki
Oh... It's you, Miyako.
[00:03] Miyako
Itsuki?! Are you okay?!
[00:06] Itsuki
It's nothing. I just haven't
slept for two days.
[00:10] Itsuki
More importantly,
you came at the perfect time.
[00:12] Miyako
Huh?
[00:13] Itsuki
Would you deliver this to my editor?
[00:18] Itsuki
I'm counting on you...
[00:20] Miyako
Itsuki?!
[00:21] Miyako
Hey, Itsuki!
[00:27] Miyako
Jeez... What am I gonna do with you?
SIGN A Sister's All You Need.
[02:10] Miyako
Do I just use this to call him down?
[02:14] Yamagata
May I help you?
[02:16] Miyako
Y-Yes, u-um... I have It—
[02:19] Miyako
I'm here to deliver something from
Itsuki Hashima-sensei to Toki-san.
[02:23] Yamagata
Ah... come in.
[02:30] Yamagata
Ken-Ken, there's a delivery for you.
[02:32] Toki
That's enough, you little-sister-obsessed fool!
[02:39] Miyako
Is he okay?
[02:41] Yamagata
This happens all the time.
[02:43] Yamagata
That's his desk right there,
so you can just leave it.
[02:46] Miyako
Right...
[02:55] Miyako
This seems rough.
[02:57] Yamagata
It's always like this when
proofreading day is near.
[03:00] Miyako
Is it?
[03:03] ---
Huh? Isn't that...
[03:04] Yamagata
It's the cover for Nayuta
Kani-sensei's new volume.
[03:08] Yamagata
It's supposed to go on sale this month,
[03:10] Yamagata
but the manuscript hasn't been turned in yet.
[03:12] Miyako
Isn't that bad?
[03:13] Yamagata
Exactly. I haven't even been
able to get a hold of her.
[03:20] Miyako
Um...
[03:21] Miyako
Want me to check on her?
[03:24] Yamagata
Huh?
SIGN Can I come by your room
in a bit?
SIGN Read
SIGN Yay!
SIGN Read
[03:29] Miyako
Looks like I can go see her.
[03:32] Yamagata
Who are you?
SIGN Little Sister
[03:36] Nayuta
Welcome, Myaa-san!
[03:38] Nayuta
Come, come. Take your clothes off.
[03:40] Miyako
O-Okay.
[03:42] Miyako
I didn't come here to play, though!
[03:45] Nayuta
Huh? Oh, really?
[03:46] Miyako
Nayu, you haven't turned
in your manuscript yet.
[03:50] Nayuta
Meow...
[03:51] Miyako
Your editor said she's been
up all night waiting for it.
[03:55] Miyako
How much longer do you think it'll take?
[03:59] Nayuta
I'm almost done with the
amount I'm supposed to write,
[04:02] Nayuta
but I just haven't been into it.
[04:05] Miyako
You haven't been into it?
[04:06] Nayuta
So let's have some fun!
[04:08] ---
I think I'll feel more motivated
if you play with me.
[04:12] Miyako
No.
[04:13] Nayuta
Aw...
[04:14] Miyako
Don't give me that.
[04:15] ---
I'll play with you as much as you
like, after you finish your work.
[04:19] Nayuta
Meow... I guess I don't have a choice.
[04:24] Nayuta
In that case, Myaa-san,
let me use your lap as a pillow.
[04:27] Miyako
Huh?
[04:28] Nayuta
I'll work as I have you
recharge my batteries.
[04:32] Miyako
What does that even mean?
[04:33] Miyako
If that'll really help you write your
manuscript, I guess I don't mind.
[04:38] Miyako
Here.
[04:40] Miyako
Wait, you write it on your smartphone?
[04:42] Nayuta
Yup. I'll use whatever to write.
[04:46] Nayuta
I can write all the same using my laptop,
my Pomera, or even pencil and paper.
[04:50] Miyako
That's amazing, but...
[04:54] Miyako
If you have to be naked to write,
I guess it doesn't really matter.
[04:59] Nayuta
Your thighs feel nice, Myaa-san.
[05:02] Miyako
Yes, yes. Thank you.
[05:04] Nayuta
Okay, I guess I'll get to work.
[05:10] Miyako
Wow...
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Send
[05:15] Nayuta
And my manuscript's been sent.
[05:17] Miyako
Good job, Nayu.
[05:20] Nayuta
It's all thanks to you, Myaa-san.
[05:22] ---
You should just become my editor.
[05:26] Miyako
Are things not going well with your editor?
[05:28] Nayuta
That's not true.
[05:30] Miyako
Then you should contact her.
[05:32] Nayuta
Well... It's not like talking to my editor
makes me finish my manuscript any faster.
[05:38] Miyako
You don't know that.
[05:40] ---
If you guys actually discuss it,
you might get even more ideas.
[05:47] Nayuta
That wouldn't happen.
[05:51] Miyako
Nayu...
[05:53] Toki
Next, the fifth line on page 21.
[05:57] Yamagata
You're a lifesaver. Thank you.
[05:58] Toki
Yes. The description of
Hilde going up the stairs...
[06:00] Miyako
Oh, I didn't really do anything...
[06:02] Yamagata
Now we'll be able to release
the new book somehow.
[06:02] Toki
How did you think there weren't any
problems with this, you moron?
[06:05] Toki
It's obviously too long!
[06:06] Miyako
What's wrong?
[06:08] Yamagata
Now I have to go apologize to the printers,
[06:10] ---
the proofreaders, and the
marketing department.
[06:13] Yamagata
Not the little shit who
couldn't keep her deadline...
[06:16] Yamagata
Somehow I get stuck with it.
[06:20] Yamagata
I know very well that this is my job.
[06:23] Yamagata
A simple job, where a little girl
continuously gives me the runaround.
[06:27] Miyako
Um... Are things not going
well between you two?
[06:32] Yamagata
I don't think I could really say we're
creating something together like they are.
[06:33] Toki
And I'm telling you that
description is going too far!
[06:36] Toki
You're focusing way too
much on her legs... What?
[06:38] Miyako
Maybe you two should talk
more about the content...
[06:40] Toki
Well, yeah, but... I'm telling you—
[06:42] Yamagata
No.
[06:44] Yamagata
There's no place for anyone to
say anything about her work.
[06:48] Yamagata
As an editor, I'm basically
just fixing her typos.
[06:52] Yamagata
It's infuriating, honestly.
[06:55] Miyako
Have you thought about
quitting as her editor?
[06:58] Yamagata
The thought hasn't crossed my mind even once.
[07:01] Miyako
Not even once?
[07:04] Yamagata
Well, if I quit, I couldn't be the
first to read Nayuta Kani's novel.
[07:11] Miyako
That must mean...
[07:13] Miyako
you really love Nayu's work.
[07:17] Yamagata
I hate to admit it, but yes.
[07:21] Toki
Damn it, wait a second!
[07:23] Toki
Ugh, we're getting nowhere!
I'm heading over there now!
[07:31] Miyako
I guess editors have a lot to deal with.
SIGN Short for "proof copy." It's the rough print of what the manuscript would look like in the book. Most of the proofreading and corrections done by the editors, proofreaders, and author are done on this copy. The copy that reflects all of these corrections is what will be submitted for publishing.
[07:40] Haruto
All right. In celebration of Itsuki and
Nayu-chan's new volumes coming out...
SIGN Mahou Academy
[07:41] [SONG] Sign
Pure-Colored
Scenery
[07:45] Haruto
Cheers!
[07:47] Ituski
Cheers.
[07:47] Miyako
Good job.
[07:47] Chihiro
Good job.
[07:49] Nayuta
Thanks to Myaa-san, I was able
to release my book. Thank you.
[07:53] Itsuki
Did Miyako do something?
[07:55] Miyako
Huh?
[07:59] Nayuta
Myaa-san stri—
[08:00] Miyako
I didn't do a thing!
[08:03] Itsuki
R-Right... Come to think of it, Kaiko-san
also said it was all thanks to you, too.
[08:08] Itsuki
What did you do?
[08:11] Miyako
Seriously, I didn't do anything.
[08:15] Miyako
If you pry any further,
I'll break your collarbone.
[08:18] Itsuki
G-Got it...
[08:21] Itsuki
Seriously, what happened?
SIGN Little Sister
[08:25] Itsuki
Nothing beats a meal eaten when
you're not being crushed by work.
[08:29] Haruto
True. You try not to eat too much before
a deadline since if you get full,
[08:33] ---
you might get sleepy.
[08:34] Nayuta
Yup.
[08:35] Itsuki
You never even worry about deadlines.
[08:39] Nayuta
Well, I do feel like I should be positive
[08:42] ---
and feel the obligation to finish
my work by the deadline.
[08:46] Itsuki
Meaning you have zero intention to.
[08:52] Haruto
Now that we're all relaxed,
why don't we play a game?
[08:56] Itsuki
Good idea.
[08:58] Miyako
What are we going to play?
[09:00] Haruto
Hmm...
SIGN Moteneba.
[09:02] Haruto
How about Once Upon a Time?
[09:11] Haruto
Once Upon a Time is a game in which the
players are storytellers creating a story.
[09:16] Haruto
Each player has an ending card that
has the ending to their story,
[09:20] Haruto
and a number of story cards to build
up their story are passed out.
[09:25] Haruto
The first player to use all their story cards
[09:27] ---
and complete the story with
their ending card is the winner.
[09:31] Haruto
If an idea from one of your story cards comes
up while another storyteller is speaking,
[09:37] Haruto
you can present your card and steal
the position of storyteller from them.
[09:40] Chihiro
I see.
[09:42] Chihiro
So you try to take the story in the direction
[09:44] ---
where it leads to your own conclusion.
[09:48] Haruto
Also, there's an interrupt card that
can be used when a similar type of card
[09:52] ---
is presented, letting a player forcefully
steal the position of storyteller.
[09:55] Haruto
Make sure you use those wisely.
[09:58] Haruto
Okay, let's do rock-paper-scissors
to see who the first storyteller is.
[10:03] Itsuki
All right. I'll create a new story.
[10:08] Itsuki
Once upon a time, there was an
older brother and younger sister.
SIGN Older Brother, Little Sister People
[10:12] Haruto
Looks like Itsuki got the
most appropriate cards again.
[10:16] Itsuki
This is God's will telling me to make
this a story about a little sister.
[10:19] Itsuki
This goes without saying, but the
little sister is super beautiful.
[10:24] Nayuta
Got it!
[10:26] Nayuta
Now I'm the storyteller.
[10:28] Miyako
I see. So that's how you use
your cards and interrupt.
[10:34] Haruto
Once the storyteller changes,
[10:35] ---
the player who was interrupted
has to take a card from the pile.
[10:40] Nayuta
The little sister was extremely beautiful.
[10:43] Nayuta
But someone put a curse on her,
and she was turned into a wolf.
SIGN Wolf
[10:47] Chihiro
Huh?
[10:48] Itsuki
What on earth are you doing
to my little sister?!
[10:51] Nayuta
The one who turned the
little sister into a wolf
SIGN Witch
SIGN Witch People
[10:53] ---
was a very cute, completely naked witch.
[10:55] Nayuta
Her name is Kaniko-chan.
SIGN Kaniko-chan
[10:58] Nayuta
And then the witch Kaniko-chan said,
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Witch
[11:01] Nayuta
"I've always loved you, Senpai.
[11:03] Nayuta
If you marry me, I'll return
your little sister to normal."
[11:08] Itsuki
You can't be serious!
[11:10] Nayuta
Then the older brother thought,
[11:11] Nayuta
"She cares so much about me.
She's so adorable."
[11:16] Nayuta
And so, the two fell in love.
SIGN Fall in Love
SIGN Witch
[11:20] Itsuki
Come back to your senses, Big Brother!
[11:23] Chihiro
Um... I can use this interrupt
card right now, right?
SIGN Interrupt
SIGN Came Back
[11:29] Chihiro
I guess I'm the storyteller now.
[11:31] Chihiro
Let's see...
SIGN Witch
[11:33] Chihiro
As promised, the witch returned the
little sister to her natural form.
[11:37] Chihiro
As a result, the big brother realized
that his little sister was better.
[11:42] Nayuta
Senpai, you cheating jerk.
[11:44] Itsuki
Yes! Good work, Chihiro!
[11:45] Chihiro
Then the big brother said,
[11:47] Chihiro
"Kaniko-san, let's divorce.
I love my little sister more."
SIGN Argue
[11:53] Chihiro
The older brother and Kaniko-san
got in a huge argument,
[11:56] Chihiro
but Kaniko-san finally understood
how deep their bond as siblings was.
[12:01] Chihiro
And so, the two were able to
reclaim their peaceful life.
[12:05] Chihiro
Let's see... Hmm...
[12:07] Haruto
If you can't continue
the story, you can pass.
[12:11] Chihiro
Oh, then I pass.
[12:13] Haruto
Then the player on your left
becomes the storyteller.
[12:16] Nayuta
That's me!
[12:18] Nayuta
Though the witch had withdrawn once,
[12:21] Nayuta
deep inside, she just couldn't accept it.
[12:23] Chihiro
What?
[12:24] Nayuta
As she saw them living happily,
her hatred brewed,
[12:28] Nayuta
and the witch put a curse on them.
SIGN Spell Thing
[12:33] Nayuta
***** dangle, dangle, sausage!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Witch
[12:36] Nayuta
The witch's magic made the big
brother's p**** over a meter long,
[12:40] ---
and the little sister
completely naked forever.
[12:42] Miyako
That's awful!
[12:43] Itsuki
What a terrifying curse...
[12:45] Haruto
This would definitely make
Kaniko-chan an evil witch.
[12:49] Haruto
And so...
[12:52] Nayuta
This is all a tragedy born of love.
[12:54] Itsuki
Like hell making someone's
p**** a meter long is love!
[12:59] Haruto
So in order to find the witch,
who had concealed herself,
[13:03] Haruto
the siblings went on a journey.
[13:04] Itsuki
So they're on a journey naked...
[13:08] Haruto
But then one of the witch's creatures
appears to get in their way.
SIGN Creature People
SIGN Run Away
[13:13] Haruto
The two ran away with all their might.
[13:15] Itsuki
While they're naked...
SIGN Little Sister
[13:18] Haruto
While they were running, they found a cave.
[13:21] Itsuki
While they're naked...
[13:22] Haruto
The two hid in the cave to
get away from the creature
[13:26] ---
and kept going deeper and deeper into it.
[13:28] Itsuki
While they're naked?
[13:30] Haruto
Yes, while they're naked.
[13:32] Haruto
Um...
[13:34] Haruto
In the depths of the cave,
they found a shining holy sword.
[13:38] Nayuta
Got it!
[13:40] Nayuta
The big brother thought he might be able
to fight with the creature with the sword,
SIGN Little Sister
[13:44] Nayuta
but he couldn't swing the sword properly
[13:47] ---
because his meter-long p**** got in the way.
[13:49] Nayuta
It was then that the creature
found them in the cave.
[13:54] Nayuta
This was now a life or death situation.
[13:56] Nayuta
But the big brother didn't give up.
[13:58] Nayuta
"That's right. Even if I
can't use this holy sword,
SIGN Little Sister
[14:01] ---
I've already got a mighty sword right here!"
[14:05] Itsuki
Hey, you don't mean...
[14:07] Nayuta
Schwing!
[14:09] Nayuta
The big brother took his p**** in his
hands and wielded it like a sword.
[14:13] Itsuki
Are you stupid?!
[14:15] Nayuta
With the power of magic, the big
brother's p**** could become a sword,
[14:19] ---
could grow to over three meters,
[14:22] Nayuta
and could even work like
a whip if he willed it to.
[14:24] Nayuta
"Thank you, Witch Kaniko-chan!"
[14:26] Nayuta
As he thanked the witch for
such a wonderful p****,
[14:29] ---
he went after the creature.
[14:31] Itsuki
They're being attacked by the creature
because of the witch in the first place!
[14:34] Miyako
Um... I can interrupt with this, right?
[14:38] Nayuta
Oh, it's finally Myaa-san's
turn to be the storyteller.
[14:42] Miyako
I really don't want to be
the storyteller right now...
[14:45] Nayuta
Okay, Myaa-san, tell us all about the battle
between the big brother and the creature.
[14:51] Miyako
Um, well... The big brother, um...
[14:55] Miyako
used his, well...
[14:58] Nayuta
Oh? What was that?
[15:01] Miyako
I said he used... h-his...
[15:05] Miyako
p****...
[15:07] Nayuta
You need to say it louder!
[15:09] Miyako
H-He used his...
[15:11] Miyako
He used his p**** to attack the creature!
[15:17] Miyako
Are you satisfied?!
[15:18] Nayuta
Well done, Myaa-san!
[15:22] Miyako
The creature collapsed from
the big brother's attack.
[15:25] Miyako
The siblings then continued
their journey to find the witch.
[15:28] Nayuta
While they were naked!
SIGN Little Sister
[15:30] chihiro
And so, the journey of the
naked siblings continued.
[15:33] Chihiro
The big brother fought
against the witch's minions,
[15:37] ---
as well as bandits and adventurers, and
continued to level up as a, um, P**** Master.
[15:43] Chihiro
He defeated ruthless titans and evil dragons,
[15:46] Chihiro
and even won a duel against
the ultimate P**** Master,
[15:49] ---
Musashi, who wielded two pes.
[15:52] Chihiro
Because of that, the king of the P
Kingdom handed over his throne to him,
[15:54] ---
and the big brother married
his little sister.
[15:56] Chihiro
The witch that had cursed them finally
admitted defeat and apologized to them.
[16:01] Chihiro
The big brother forgave the witch,
and made her his second wife.
[16:05] Chihiro
And so the three continued to
live long, happily, and naked,
[16:09] Chihiro
and their kingdom came to
be known as Nudist Land.
[16:13] Nayuta
"And that's the reason this kingdom
has such a strange name."
SIGN And that's the reason this kingdom has such a strange name.
[16:24] Itsuki
It's finally over...
[16:27] Haruto
Yeah... Somewhere along the way I
stopped caring about winning or losing.
[16:30] Chihiro
That was an awful story.
[16:33] Itsuki
But all the foreshadowing worked out,
[16:35] ---
and things actually heated up at times.
[16:37] Itsuki
Especially when he acquired his special
move, the Turning Swallow Cut!
[16:40] Miyako
Yeah, I do feel somewhat accomplished.
[16:43] Itsuki
Yeah, I'd love to turn this into an anime.
[16:46] Haruto
There's no way they could air it.
[16:49] Itsuki
True...
[16:50] Itsuki
Who's the moron that made
his p**** into a weapon?
[16:56] Chihiro
Oh, it's already this late?
[16:58] Chihiro
I'm sorry, I have to head home.
[17:00] Miyako
Oh, yeah. I'm going to
miss the last train, too.
[17:03] Haruto
I'm going to drink a little while
longer. Be careful, you two.
[17:08] Nayuta
I don't have the will to go back to my
hotel, so I'm going sleep right here.
[17:15] Itsuki
She's exhausted from playing
too much. What is she, a kid?
[17:22] Haruto
Say, Itsuki.
[17:24] Haruo
Why don't you...
[17:27] Haruto
just go out with Nayu-chan?
[17:31] Itsuki
Where did that come from?
[17:33] Haruto
Nayu-chan's a great girl.
[17:35] Haruto
She's cute, she has big boobs,
she's funny, and she's pervy.
[17:40] Itsuki
You know I declined a long time ago.
[17:43] Haruto
I do, but I have my own reasons.
[17:48] Itsuki
Reasons?
[17:50] Haruto
My reasons are my own.
[17:52] Itsuki
I don't really get it,
[17:54] ---
but why do I have to go out
with Kanikou for your reasons?
[17:58] Haruto
Well, you like Nayu-chan, right?
[18:01] Itsuki
N-No, I don't feel that way about Kanikou.
[18:06] Haruto
Stop being so stubborn.
[18:12] Haruto
You like her, right? So go out with her.
[18:15] Itsuki
What's with you today?
You're being really pushy.
[18:19] Haruto
Yeah, I might be.
[18:35] Itsuki
All right, fine. I admit it.
[18:38] Itsuki
I like Kanikou.
[18:40] Haruto
Then...
[18:41] Itsuki
I like her, and I want to go out with her.
[18:44] Itsuki
Honestly, I even want to marry her.
[18:46] Itsuki
But I can't right now. Not yet.
[18:50] Haruto
Not right now?
[18:51] Itsuki
Hypothetically... This is
strictly hypothetical...
[18:54] Itsuki
Let's say that Kanikou and I got married.
[18:57] Itsuki
What happens then?
[18:58] Haruto
Congratulations.
[19:00] Itsuki
Shut up.
[19:02] Itsuki
If Kanikou got married,
the publishers would lose their minds.
[19:07] Itsuki
It might even end up in
the paper or the news.
[19:11] Haruto
Well, I guess she is an eighteen-year-old
author who's super popular.
[19:15] Itsuki
And if it ended up on the news,
this is how it would play out...
[19:19] Itsuki
"Super Popular Female Novelist
Nayuta Kani-san Gets Married!"
[19:22] Itsuki
"She married a man two years older
than her in the same profession."
[19:26] Haruto
Yeah, I guess that's how it'd turn out.
[19:29] Itsuki
Meaning I wouldn't be
Itsuki Hashima anymore,
[19:33] ---
but a guy in the same field as Nayuta Kani.
[19:36] Itsuki
I'd just end up some supporting
character in the story of her life.
[19:41] Itsuki
I wouldn't be able to handle that.
[19:51] Itsuki
I want to be the protagonist.
[19:55] Itsuki
Right now, I'm a nobody,
[19:57] ---
but if I'm able to become a
protagonist equal to Kanikou,
[20:01] Itsuki
then I'll tell her that I like her myself.
[20:05] Itsuki
I do feel slightly bad for her,
but I'm going to have her wait until then.
[20:10] Haruto
I see.
[20:12] Haruto
I guess there's no helping it, then.
[20:15] Haruto
I guess there's nothing you can do.
[20:17] ---
There are more important things than
messing around with a cute girl, after all.
[20:24] Haruto
But, Itsuki, what would it mean
for you to be equal to her?
[20:29] Haruto
Does that mean you just
have to beat her in sales?
[20:31] Haruto
Or get some literary award?
[20:34] Itsuki
No idea.
[20:36] Itsuki
So for now, I'm going to at least
strive to be someone who won't just
[20:39] ---
be called some rando in the same
profession when we get married.
[20:41] Itsuki
I guess getting an anime
would be a good first step.
[20:45] Haruto
"For now," "I guess," and "first step"...
[20:49] Haruto
You don't hold back, do you?
[20:51] Haruto
But, well, I guess you're right.
[20:54] Haruto
Considering how high you're aiming,
[20:56] ---
I guess getting an anime
would just be a checkpoint.
[20:58] Itsuki
Exactly.
[21:01] Haruto
Man, this beer is good.
[21:02] Itsuki
Yeah. Beer and sausages are the best combo.
[21:06] Haruto
You know, I want to go to
Germany or Belgium someday.
[22:41] Itsuki
Her story really is way too good.
[22:43] [SONG] Sign
Editor
[22:47] Itsuki
Yeah?
[22:48] Toki
Itsuki, I have something to tell you.
[22:52] Itsuki
Was there an emergency reprint or something?
[22:54] Toki
I'm surprised you knew.
[22:56] Itsuki
Wait, seriously?!
[22:57] Toki
I'm talking about Kani-sensei's
new volume, not Mahou Academy*.
[23:00] Itsuki
Die.
[23:02] Itsuki
The number of volumes printed for
her current book is already higher
[23:04] ---
than all of my Mahou Academy volumes,
including the new one
[23:06] ---
released this month, combined.
[23:08] Toki
Which means she's so popular*
that even that wasn't enough.
[23:11] Itsuki
So what were you calling for again?
[23:13] Toki
Oh, right.
[23:17] Toki
I guess I should congratulate you.
[23:19] Toki
**Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy) will be made into an anime.
SIGN Episode Eleven
SIGN Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
SIGN Episode Twelve A Sister's All You Need?
SIGN [Golden Ale] The beer that has the most classic beer smell, depth, flavor, and deliciousness that you never tire of. This is a great recommendation for those who’ve never tried ale before and have been wanting to try it. It has 5% alcohol.
SIGN Shiromizakana
12 - A Sister's All You Need?
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:01] Itsuki
When I was in sixth grade,
[00:04] Itsuki
my mom was hospitalized due to sickness.
[00:07] Itsuki
My father would come home
late because of work,
[00:10] Itsuki
so we hired a housekeeper.
[00:13] (Flashback) Mitahora
Oh, you left your vegetables again.
[00:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
I asked you to not put them in because
I don't like them, Mitahora-san.
[00:20] (Flashback) Mitahora
And you'll never grow big
if you're a picky eater.
[00:24] (Flashback) Mitahora
Just buck up and eat them.
[00:29] (Flashback) Mitahora
That's a good boy.
[00:30] (Flashback) Itsuki
Could you at least stop putting carrots and
green peppers in the Hamburg steaks?
[00:37] Itsuki
During my second year of middle
school, my mother passed away.
[00:40] Itsuki
Considering how pathetic I always look, it was impossible to make friends,
[00:44] Itsuki
so I always went home right
after school and read books.
[00:50] Itsuki
It was only when I was
reading interesting books
[00:52] ---
that I could forget about my harsh reality.
[00:55] Itsuki
I fell in love with all of the
beautiful girls in these books,
SIGN Zero's Familiar Noboru Maguchi
SIGN Kanokon Katsumi Nishino
[00:58] Itsuki
and I often took the most interest
in little sister characters.
[01:04] Itsuki
If I were the author, I'd definitely have
the protagonist get with the little sister.
[01:10] Itsuki
Not that I'd ever be able to write a novel.
[01:31] (Flashback) Ayane
Nice to meet you! I'm Ayane Mitahora.
[01:34] (Flashback) Itsuki
Mitahora?
[01:37] (Flashback) Ayane
Yeah, I'm the daughter
of the housekeeper lady.
[01:40] (Flashback) Ayane
I'm a first-year in high school.
[01:43] (Flashback) Ayane
You're Itsuki Hashima-kun, right?
[01:46] (Flashback) Itsuki
Y-Yes... Can I help you?
[01:49] (Flashback) Ayane
I came to hang out with you.
[01:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
H-Hang out?
[01:52] (Flashback) Ayane
I heard that you seemed down lately,
so I came to cheer you up!
[01:57] (Flashback) Itsuki
I think that goes beyond what
a housekeeper's supposed to do.
[02:00] (Flashback) Ayane
This doesn't have anything
to do with my mom.
[02:03] (Flashback) Ayane
I came here on my own.
[02:07] (Flashback) Ayane
I mean, my mom won't stop
talking about you at home.
[02:11] (Flashback) Ayane
Like you getting a hundred on your test,
[02:13] (Flashback) ---
or how you're a good kid because
you finished your homework.
[02:15] (Flashback) Ayane
She's always comparing me with you.
[02:18] (Flashback) Ayane
I started thinking of you as
a responsible little brother.
[02:22] (Flashback) Itsuki
I don't really like being thought of that way.
[02:25] (Flashback) Ayane
Of course I'd be worried if I heard
[02:28] (Flashback) ---
someone I consider a little
brother was feeling down.
[02:30] (Flashback) Ayane
And that's why I'm here.
[02:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
That's your reason?
[02:34] Itsuki
Honestly, I couldn't hide my bewilderment,
[02:37] ---
but the way she was doing something
for someone she'd never met...
[02:40] Itsuki
It felt as though she was a protagonist or
heroine from one of the stories I'd read.
SIGN Zero's Familiar Noboru Maguchi
SIGN Kanokon Katsumi Nishino
[02:46] (Flashback) Ayane
Wow, you have a lot of manga.
[02:49] (Flashback) Itsuki
They aren't manga, they're
novels... for what it's worth.
[02:52] (Flashback) Ayane
Oh, really?
[02:54] (Flashback) Ayane
Wow, I didn't know novels like this existed.
[02:57] (Flashback) Itsuki
Th-That one's especially, um, uh...
[03:01] (Flashback) Ayane
Oh, are you embarrassed?
[03:03] (Flashback) Ayane
You don't need to worry.
[03:04] (Flashback) ---
I borrow slightly pervy manga
from my friends all the time.
[03:07] (Flashback) ---
You do?
[03:09] (Flashback) Itsuki
Yup.
[03:11] (Flashback) Ayane
Maybe I'll try reading some of these, too.
[03:14] (Flashback) Ayane
Can I borrow some?
[03:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
Huh? Sure, I guess...
[03:18] (Flashback) Ayane
Thanks.
[03:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
One second, please.
[03:24] (Flashback) Itsuki
If you're not used to reading these,
maybe we should get you a short story.
[03:27] (Flashback) Itsuki
Maybe a light fantasy...
[03:29] (Flashback) ---
But it's probably easier to get
into a school life story...
[03:33] (Flashback) Itsuki
Maybe you'd prefer a female protagonist...
[03:35] (Flashback) Ayane
You don't need to get too in-depth about it.
[03:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
But I do.
[03:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
I mean, what if you don't
like the one I pick?
[03:45] (Flashback) Ayane
Then just let me borrow something else.
[03:47] (Flashback) Ayane
For now, I'd like to read the one
that you're most into right now.
[03:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
The one I'm most into?
[03:53] (Flashback) Ayane
Yeah.
[03:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
It'd be this.
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Kasuka Sekigahara
[04:00] (Flashback) Ayane
A Sister's All You Need?
[04:03] (Flashback) Ayane
You want a little sister, Itsuki-kun?
[04:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
Well, sort of.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ayane
Then could I borrow this one?
I promise to finish it by next week.
[04:12] (Flashback) Itsuki
You're planning to come again next week?
[04:14] (Flashback) Ayane
Can't I?
[04:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
I guess you can...
SIGN A Sister's All You Need!
[04:23] Itsuki
After that, Ayane Mitahora would
come over to my house weekly.
[04:32] Itsuki
She was a pretty, older girl
who'd play with me,
[04:35] ---
talk about light novels with me,
[04:38] Itsuki
and she'd even cosplay for me, at times.
[04:43] Itsuki
It was only natural that the
middle-school Itsuki Hashima
[04:48] ---
would fall in love with her.
[05:03] (Flashback) Itsuki
Okay. I'll definitely tell her next week.
[05:11] (Flashback) Itsuki
Um, did something happen?
[05:16] (Flashback) Ayane
Well, I professed my feelings to
someone and got turned down.
[05:20] (Flashback) Ayane
It seems I haven't been able to get over it.
[05:24] (Flashback) Itsuki
You professed your feelings?
[05:26] (Flashback) Ayane
Yeah.
[05:29] (Flashback) Itsuki
What are they like?
[05:32] (Flashback) Ayane
He's a boy in my class.
[05:34] (Flashback) ---
He's not exactly good-looking, he's short,
and he works in the library.
[05:38] (Flashback) Ayane
I think I fell for him when I saw him
reading a light novel on the bus home.
[05:43] (Flashback) Ayane
I'd been eyeing him ever since.
[05:47] (Flashback) Ayane
He was always working, even while
the other kids fooled around
[05:50] (Flashback) ---
getting ready for the cultural fair.
[05:52] (Flashback) Ayane
And he's the only one who'd clean properly
when everyone else is so whatever about it.
[05:56] (Flashback) Ayane
But he'd always go straight home
as soon as his duties were done,
[06:00] (Flashback) Ayane
so for better or worse,
he never follows the crowd—
[06:02] (Flashback) Itsuki
That's enough!
[06:05] (Flashback) Ayane
You're the one who asked...
[06:09] (Flashback) Itsuki
I...
[06:12] (Flashback) Itsuki
I like you, Ayane-san.
[06:16] (Flashback) Ayane
Huh?
[06:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
I'm telling you that I like you, Ayane-san.
[06:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
Please go out with me.
[06:26] (Flashback) Ayane
I'm sorry.
[06:28] (Flashback) Itsuki
But why?
[06:33] (Flashback) Itsuki
I've definitely read more light
novels than that guy,
[06:36] (Flashback) ---
I'm not good-looking and I'm short,
[06:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
and I'm extremely confident that
I'd never follow the crowd.
[06:43] (Flashback) Ayane
That's not it, though.
[06:46] (Flashback) Ayane
I'm really sorry. I can only
see you as my little brother.
[06:55] (Flashback) Ayane
Sorry. I'm gonna go home for today.
[06:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
Don't ever come here again!
[07:02] (Flashback) Itsuki
I have no need for an older sister.
[07:05] (Flashback) Ayane
Itsuki-kun...
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[07:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
A little sister's all I need, so...
[07:12] (Flashback) Ayane
But you don't have a little sister.
[07:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
What kind of pretty girl falls for the
lame, boring guy who likes reading?!
[07:37] (Flashback) Itsuki
Is this a light novel?!
[07:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
And she even got rejected!
SIGN A Sister's All You Need!
[07:40] (Flashback) Itsuki
Then what the hell am I?!
[07:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
The son of the family that the mother
of a minor character who got rejected
[07:46] (Flashback) ---
by the protagonist works for?
[07:47] (Flashback) Itsuki
Not only am I not a minor character,
I'm not even a background character...
[07:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
Damn it. I want to be the protagonist.
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Newcomer entry requirements: Manuscript
written or typed on 400-character box paper
Reward: Publication of the entry piece.
Judge: Kasuga Sekigahara
[09:08] (Flashback) Itsuki
I guess I'll try writing a novel.
[09:12] Itsuki
It was as though I had a revelation.
[09:16] Itsuki
There was no basis for it,
[09:19] ---
but I was confident I could
write something at that moment.
[09:23] Itsuki
My love and fantasies
toward little sisters...
[09:26] Itsuki
My painful failures, frustrations,
my inferiority complex...
[09:30] Itsuki
My longing to become the protagonist...
[09:32] Itsuki
My overwhelming sense of hope that
would crush anything unreasonable.
[09:36] Itsuki
I wanted to give everything I had to that novel.
[09:40] (Flashback) Itsuki
Just you wait, world... I...
[09:44] (Flashback) Itsuki
I'm the protagonist!
SIGN A Sister's All You Need.
[11:17] Itsuki
You're already here, Kanikou?
[11:22] Nayuta
Did you have a nice dream?
[11:24] Itsuki
Yeah.
[11:25] Nayuta
What kind of dream was it?
[11:27] Itsuki
I dreamt of my ex.
[11:31] Itsuki
I'm kidding.
[11:33] Itsuki
I dreamt of the person I was
before I became who I am now.
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[11:43] Itsuki
So we've all gathered here
[11:45] ---
to celebrate the decision to make
Mahou Academy into a TV anime.
[11:48] Itsuki
Let us all toast to the
new chapter of my life.
[11:52] All
Cheers!
[11:53] Chihiro
Congratulations, Nii-san.
[11:55] Haruto
Congrats, I guess.
[11:57] Itsuki
Thanks!
SIGN Episode 12
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[12:05] Toki
The announcement about the anime
version was supposed to be a secret,
[12:08] Toki
yet you immediately opened your damn mouth.
[12:11] Itsuki
Oh, it's not a big deal. It's not like
I wrote about it on the Internet.
[12:15] Toki
Think a little more about
your actions, you moron.
[12:19] Itsuki
I look forward to many more years together.
[12:22] Toki
I don't need you to ask me to stick around.
[12:24] Toki
We're going to be so busy,
it'll probably run us into the ground.
[12:27] Toki
You'd better be prepared.
[12:29] Miyako
Despite how they usually
act toward each other,
[12:31] ---
Toki-san and Itsuki really get along.
[12:34] Miyako
That might be kind of nice.
[12:40] Haruto
And now, I've got a gift for Itsuki!
SIGN You can play as freely as you like!
SIGN Become a popular author easily stage
SIGN You can play 2 different stages!
SIGN Super difficult super popular author stage
SIGN You never know what might happen in the life of a light novel writer!
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[12:43] Haruto
It's an indie game I found the other day.
[12:45] Haruto
I thought it'd be perfect for a new start.
[12:48] Itsuki
The life of a light novel writer...
[12:50] Itsuki
Everything about that title sounds bleak.
[12:54] Nayuta
Since you brought it over,
why don't we give it a try?
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Major label
SIGN Mid-level label
SIGN Internet Novelist
SIGN Minor label
SIGN Happiness points
[13:00] [SONG] Sign
Popularity Round
SIGN God level Super popular writer Really popular writer Established writer Popular Top-notch Mid-level writer Okay Newbie
[13:02] Itsuki
From the looks of it,
it's a standard dice game.
[13:05] Miyako
I've played a similar one. The one
who has the most money wins, right?
[13:10] Haruto
No. In this game, there are other values,
[13:13] ---
such as popularity and happiness,
[13:15] Haruto
and the player who gets the most happiness
points in 30 rounds is the winner.
[13:21] chihiro
What do you use the money for?
[13:23] Haruto
Apparently you can add value
to your dice roll with money.
[13:27] Itsuki
That's important.
[13:29] Haruto
There are a lot of detailed
rules, but let's try playing.
[13:32] Haruto
This says the youngest player goes first.
[13:35] Chihiro
That'll be me, then.
[13:37] Chihiro
Where do you start?
[13:39] Haruto
There are major label, mid-level label,
minor label, and Internet novelist courses.
SIGN Major label Mid-level label Internet Novelist Minor Label
[13:43] Haruto
You can pick the newcomer
prize space on any of these.
[13:45] Haruto
And you can switch courses later, if you want.
[13:48] Chihiro
Then I'll start at the mid-level label.
[13:51] Chihiro
Let's see... If you roll a 4 or more,
you successfully debut.
[13:54] Itsuki
Which means the game doesn't even start
until you get past the newcomer award.
[13:58] Chihiro
Four or more...
[14:00] Chihiro
There!
[14:02] Chihiro
I did it! I successfully debuted!
SIGN Newcomer Award
[14:06] Nayuta
Now it's my turn.
[14:08] Nayuta
I might as well go for the major label.
SIGN Newcomer Award
SIGN Upload
[14:11] Nayuta
I guess I need a six to make it.
[14:12] Itsuki
That's gonna be pretty hard.
[14:14] Haruto
Well, in real life, it'd be about one
in a hundred, so compared to that...
[14:19] Nayuta
Hup!
[14:21] Itsuki
Seriously?!
[14:24] Itsuki
All right. Then I'm also going to go for
an electrifying debut at a major label!
[14:31] Itsuki
How dare you reject an anime
series author like myself?
[14:35] Miyako
Must be hard getting into a major label.
[14:37] Miyako
I think I'll go for the minor label.
[14:41] Miyako
And I've successfully debuted.
[14:45] Haruto
Then I guess I'll try out the Internet
novelist route that no one's gone for yet.
[14:49] Haruto
I don't even need to roll for that.
SIGN Upload
[14:52] Haruto
That concludes round 1.
SIGN Round 2
[14:56] Chihiro
So I guess I'm up.
SIGN Publisher
[14:59] Chihiro
Yay! I released a new
volume and got 500,000 yen.
[15:03] Haruto
Here's your 500,000 yen.
SIGN Publisher
[15:06] Nayuta
Oh, I also released a new volume
and received three million yen.
[15:10] Haruto
The difference despite
them both being newbies...
[15:14] Itsuki
All right. I'm also going to
make it big at a major label.
[15:17] Itsuki
Five! So close!
[15:19] Miyako
Now it's my turn.
[15:22] Miyako
Let's see... I got 200,000 yen
for releasing a new volume.
[15:26] Miyako
It must be hard at a minor label.
[15:29] Haruto
As for me...
[15:32] Haruto
Someone said they enjoyed my work.
[15:35] Haruto
I gain one happiness point.
[15:37] Haruto
That ends round 2.
SIGN Round 3
[15:42] Chihiro
My story creates a buzz.
My popularity goes up a rank.
[15:46] Chihiro
So what happens when my popularity goes up?
[15:49] Haruto
Apparently you can get more royalties
and get bonuses when you roll the die.
[15:53] Chihiro
Huh, that sounds great.
[15:56] Nayuta
I just got one million because of reprints.
[15:59] Itsuki
I failed to debut again.
[16:01] Miyako
200,000 again?
[16:03] Haruto
Uploaded a novel to the Internet.
Nothing really happens.
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Round 4
[16:09] Itsuki
Rejected again!
[16:12] Itsuki
Rejected again!
SIGN Round 5
[16:14] Itsuki
Rejected!
SIGN Round 6
[16:16] Itsuki
Rejected!
SIGN Round 7
[16:18] Itsuki
Rejected...
[16:20] Haruto
I think you should probably give up
and go to a mid-level or minor label.
[16:24] Itsuki
Not yet! I'm sure if I don't give up,
my dream will come true!
[16:27] Miyako
But everyone else is going
to get way ahead of you.
[16:30] Miyako
Nayu, how much money do you have right now?
[16:33] Nayuta
About 20 million yen.
[16:35] Itsuki
Twenty mil?!
[16:36] Haruto
That's definitely a major label for you...
[16:38] Haruto
All I've got is 300,000
from my part-time job.
[16:41] Chihiro
But you're the most popular, right, Fuwa-san?
[16:44] Miyako
I guess each route has
its own characteristics.
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SIGN Has 23 million yen Popularity 4
SIGN Has 5.4 million yen Popularity 2
SIGN Has 2.4 million yen Popularity 1
SIGN Has 0 yen Hasn't moved Popularity 0
[16:47] Miyako
You don't earn much on the Internet novelist route,
[16:49] Miyako
but it's easy to get popular.
[16:51] Miyako
You have a lot of money and popularity
[16:53] ---
at a major label, but neither at a minor label.
[16:55] Nayuta
Sorry I'm such a winner, everyone.
[17:00] Nayuta
Let's see...
[17:02] Nayuta
I missed a deadline, so I miss five turns,
[17:05] ---
and I lost three happiness points?!
[17:07] Nayuta
Isn't that a bit harsh
just for missing a deadline?
[17:11] Miyako
"Just"?
[17:12] Toki
Apparently, at major labels,
publishing gets pretty strict.
[17:15] ---
If you miss a deadline,
[17:17] ---
you might not be able to release
another book for a year.
[17:20] Itsuki
So I guess it's not all good
things at a major label.
[17:24] Itsuki
I think I'll go for a
mid-level label after all.
[17:26] Miyako
Where did your dream go?
[17:29] Itsuki
Oh. Six.
SIGN Round 11
[17:34] Haruto
I just got an offer from a mid-level label.
[17:37] Haruto
Hmm... It's pretty comfortable being
in the Internet novelist business, but...
[17:41] ---
I guess I'll make my pro debut,
since I got the chance.
SIGN Newcomer award
SIGN Round 13
[17:44] Chihiro
My series will be made into an anime!
[17:46] Chihiro
I just received two million yen! Yay!
[17:49] Miyako
My series will be made
into a live-action movie!
[17:52] Miyako
I just got one million yen!
[17:54] Miyako
But I miss two turns and
lose three happiness points?
[17:58] Miyako
What's going on?
SIGN Round 15
[17:59] Nayuta
Negative comments are flooding my blog!
[18:01] Nayuta
If my popularity is higher than six,
[18:03] ---
I lose three happiness points, miss two turns,
and my popularity rank drops by two?!
[18:09] Nayuta
Why is this happening?
[18:12] Itsuki
I won one million at the horse races.
SIGN Round 17
[18:15] Itsuki
That's nice, but it has nothing
to do with being a writer.
SIGN Round 18
[18:17] Haruto
My editor lost my manuscript!
[18:20] ---
I miss two turns and lose
five happiness points?
[18:22] Itsuki
Yeah... That's pretty disheartening.
[18:25] Chihiro
My media venture falls through
because my editor screwed up.
SIGN Round 19
[18:29] Chihiro
Minus five happiness points.
SIGN Round 19
[18:32] Chihiro
Could you not?
[18:34] Toki
Sorry... Even though this is a game that
doesn't deal with any real people or events,
[18:39] ---
I'm sorry about the editor.
SIGN Round 20
[18:43] Haruto
My anime was a huge failure.
[18:45] Haruto
Minus five happiness points.
SIGN Round 20
[18:47] Haruto
Oh. It's just me.
[18:50] Miyako
My publisher got bought out.
SIGN Round 21
[18:52] ---
I get to go to the major
label and start a new story?
[18:58] Miyako
I'm not sure if this is good or not.
[19:03] Chihiro
Because the protagonist didn't end
up with the heroine they wanted,
[19:07] ---
I end up being stalked.
[19:09] Chihiro
Minus four happiness points,
and I lose three turns.
[19:13] Chihiro
A stalker? Does this actually happen?
[19:16] Toki
Even after that, the troubled*
lives of the writers continued.
[19:20] Toki
And then...
[19:22] Itsuki
We're done!
[19:25] Chihiro
I have no idea what the
readers want anymore...
[19:29] Haruto
I should've never published my book.
[19:32] ---
I should've just enjoyed
my time on the Internet.
[19:35] Miyako
So who won this thing, anyway?
[19:38] Miyako
The one with the most happiness
points wins, right?
SIGN Rank 1: Itsuki, 2.3 million yen, Happiness points -13, Popularity 2 Rank 2: Chihiro, 4 million yen, Happiness points -24, Popularity 6 Rank 3: Miyako, 3.4 million yen, Happiness points -29, Popularity 3 Rank 4: Nayuta 7.2 million yen, Happiness points -32, Popularity 4 Rank 5: Haruto, 5.9 million yen, Happiness points -37, Popularity 8
[19:42] Miyako
Wait, everyone's negative!
[19:44] Chihiro
Most of the events were negative and
there was rarely anything positive.
[19:49] Haruto
Which means that since Itsuki debuted late,
[19:52] ---
he didn't have as much of a chance
for anything bad to happen.
[19:55] Itsuki
I know I won, but I don't
feel satisfied at all.
[20:00] Itsuki
I don't, but...
[20:03] Haruto
This is pretty realistic.
[20:05] Toki
I hate to say that all of the
events sounded extremely familiar.
[20:09] Miyako
What? Are writers' lives
really this messed up?
[20:12] Itsuki
Yeah, it basically means that
it's not so easy to be happy.
[20:16] Miyako
It must be hard.
[20:18] Itsuki
Well... We're still here because it's
still a lot of fun, despite all that.
[20:23] Nayuta
I'll follow you the rest of my life, Senpai!
[20:25] Itsuki
G-Get off of me, Kanikou!
[20:26] Itsuki
How dare you sneak in like that?
[20:26] Nayuta
Nope! I'm gonna get even closer!
I'm not going to let go!
[20:45] Toki
Well, I'll be going now. See you later.
[20:48] All
Bye!
[20:59] Miyako
Sorry. Go on ahead!
[21:06] Miyako
Um, Toki-san!
[21:08] Toki
Yes?
[21:11] Miyako
Could you tell me more about
being an editor sometime?
[21:16] Toki
Sure, I don't mind.
[21:18] Toki
Are you interested in becoming an editor?
[21:21] Miyako
Yes.
[21:22] Toki
I see. Would you like to try
working part-time at our office?
[21:28] Miyako
Yes!
[21:30] Nayuta
The one Itsuki-senpai loves is me!
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[21:37] Nayuta
If he became an equal protagonist to me...
[21:40] Nayuta
But he's always been the best
writer in the world to me...
[21:48] Nayuta
I guess I'll just have to keep doing my best.
[21:54] Haruto
I don't want to lose... in various ways.
[21:57] Guy A
What? You're buying that?
Wasn't the anime shit, though?
[22:01] Guy B
I'm telling you, the novels are awesome.
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[22:01] [SONG] Sign
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fantasy takes a new turn!
[22:04] Guy b
Also, what anime?
[22:06] Haruto
I really need to try harder.
[22:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
Mahou Academy's going to
be made into an anime?
[22:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
Seriously? Are you serious?!
[22:22] Toki
Yeah.
[22:23] (Flashback) Itsuki
All right! My time has finally come!
[22:28] Toki
I guess I should tell you this, too.
[22:30] (Flashback) Itsuki
Huh?
[22:31] Toki
This opportunity came up because another
anime project fell through, so basically,
[22:37] ---
you're the replacement.
[22:39] Toki
There's really no time or budget,
[22:41] ---
and frankly, the prospects of
success are rather grim.
[22:44] Toki
There's the whole thing with
Fuwa-sensei's anime, too.
[22:47] Toki
Do you still...
[22:48] (Flashback) Itsuki
I'll do it.
[22:50] Toki
You're sure?
[22:52] (Flashback) Itsuki
There are things you can't see
unless you take a step forward.
[22:55] (Flashback) Itsuki
So the only choice I have is
to fearlessly take that step.
[23:00] Itsuki
What I said sounded cool and all, but...
[23:03] Itsuki
No, it'll be okay. I can get through this.
[23:06] Itsuki
After all, I don't have a little sister.
[23:09] Itsuki
As long as I have the longing
for a little sister,
[23:12] Itsuki
I can go on forever!
[23:14] Itsuki
All right, let's do this!
[23:30] Chihiro
I have to tell Nii-san the truth...
SIGN Kantoku
[23:37] Itsuki
That was all 12 episodes of
A Sister's All You Need.
SIGN Thank you all
for watching!!
[23:40] All
Thank you all for watching!