E8 - The Princess and the Father Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Kusanagi Detective Agency [00:00] Sign     Contact us anytime [00:00] Kusanagi     It's been a while, Sosuke. [00:03] Sign     #ThePrincessandtheFather [00:03] Sosuke     It's nice to see you again, Chief. [00:07] Kusanagi     Since you've finally decided to come back, [00:09] Kusanagi     does this mean you're over      your rebellious phase? [00:09] Sign     Isao Kusanagi [00:09] Sign     Detective,     Business Owner [00:11] Sosuke     I'm not actually coming back. [00:14] Kusanagi     Aw, too bad. [00:17] Kusanagi     So, is this the girl who's been     in your care, Sosuke? [00:21] Sosuke     Yeah. [00:22] Kusanagi     I remember Neya-kun telling     me she was blonde… [00:26] Sosuke     Her hair makes her stand out too much,     so I had her dye it. [00:29] Kusanagi     I see. [00:32] Sara     Ooh! It's so cushy! [00:35] Sara     It's nothing like our sofa back home! [00:39] Kusanagi     I bet not! [00:40] Kusanagi     Now, what did you want to talk about? [00:42] Sosuke     Her name is Sara. [00:45] Kusanagi     I understand she's been through a lot. [00:47] Kusanagi     I hear she was supposed to be doing     a homestay with a friend of yours, [00:51] Kusanagi     but their place went up in flames.     Did I get all that right? [00:55] Sosuke     As you've clearly deduced,      no, I'm not actually [00:58] Sosuke     taking care of her because     a friend's place burned down. [01:02] Kusanagi     I didn't think so. [01:03] Kusanagi     If one of your old pals' houses      had burned down, [01:07] Kusanagi     there's no way I wouldn't have heard about it. [01:11] Kusanagi     So, what's the real story? [01:15] Sosuke     Sara's my daughter. Meaning...     she's also your granddaughter. [01:18] Sign     Father [01:20] Sign     Grandfather [01:21] Sign     Granddaughter [01:22] Sara     It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa! [02:56] Isao     Wait, she's your daughter? [02:58] Isao     S-So she's my granddaughter? What? [03:01] Sosuke     Yeah. [03:01] Sara     Grandpa! [03:03] Isao     What's the meaning of this? [03:05] Sosuke     Her name is Sara. [03:07] Sosuke     She was conceived when I was in high school [03:10] Sosuke     and things went too far one night     with a certain older woman. [03:14] Sosuke     Her mother suddenly showed     up about a month ago, [03:18] Sosuke     left Sara with me, and disappeared. [03:23] Sosuke     She apparently has a grave     illness and no other family, [03:27] Sosuke     so I'm the only one she can entrust Sara to. [03:32] Sosuke     That's why she's living with me now. [03:38] Sosuke     But Sara's mother didn't want people     to know that her father was a minor, [03:44] Sosuke     so she never registered Sara's birth. [03:47] Sosuke     That's why she has no family register     and hasn't been able to go to school. [03:51] Sosuke     In order to put Sara in my     family register as my daughter, [03:54] Sosuke     I need to get her a birth certificate. [03:56] Sosuke     I was hoping you'd be able     to help me out. [03:59] Sara     Pretty please, Grandpa. [04:05] Kusanagi     I can introduce you to someone     who can do that for you. [04:10] Kusanagi     I can even find you a recently deceased     woman who died alone of illness. [04:15] Kusanagi     Shall I also introduce you to someone [04:17] Kusanagi     who might accidentally fumble some documents? [04:21] Sosuke     If you would. [04:24] Kusanagi     However, Sosuke... [04:26] Kusanagi     As I'm sure you're aware,      this is absolutely a crime. [04:30] Kusanagi     Would the kind of justice-bound      great detective [04:32] Kusanagi     that you strive to be really      stand for such a thing? [04:38] Sosuke     I still need to ask you to do this for me. [04:42] Kusanagi     To tell you the truth, I had Neya-kun look     into her as soon as she told me. [04:47] Sosuke     Huh? [04:48] Kusanagi     I managed to find out that on the night      of October 4th, you and the girl [04:53] Sign     Gifu [04:53] Kusanagi     just so happened to take a taxi [04:56] Kusanagi     right after an explosion at a nearby park. [04:58] Kusanagi     But I've got nothing before that. [05:02] Kusanagi     There aren't any missing children     reports matching her description. [05:06] Kusanagi     It's almost like she appeared out of thin air. [05:07] Sosuke     He's basically sniffed out everything,     right down to Sara appearing... [05:13] Kusanagi     Just who are you, Sara-chan? [05:16] Kusanagi     And Sosuke, why are you doing     all of this for this girl? [05:20] Sara     I'm from another world,      and I'm here because reasons. [05:25] Sosuke     H-Hey, wait! [05:26] Sara     The reason Sosuke is helping me is simply     because he's extremely kind. [05:31] Sara     As his father, I'm sure     you know that very well. [05:36] Kusanagi     So we've got ourselves an otherworlder.     No wonder I couldn't track you down. [05:40] Sosuke     Wait. You actually believe her? [05:42] Kusanagi     Like it or not, your old man's     the best detective in Gifu. [05:45] Kusanagi     I'm an expert at seeing through lies. [05:48] Kusanagi     If what she just said isn't true, [05:49] Kusanagi     she's either a very talented actress [05:51] Kusanagi     or a very unfortunate soul who actually     believes she's from another world. [05:55] Sara     Hmm. [05:56] Sosuke     So you're really going to help us out? [05:58] Kusanagi     If my son is earnestly asking for help     in his rebellious phase, [06:02] Kusanagi     how can I refuse? [06:04] Kusanagi     However, I have one condition. [06:07] Sosuke     You mean money? [06:07] Kusanagi     No. [06:08] Kusanagi     From now on, you'll address me     as "Dad" rather than "Chief." [06:12] Sosuke     Uh... [06:13] Kusanagi     Go on. Say it, Sosuke. [06:16] Kusanagi     Say, "Please, Dad!" [06:19] Kusanagi     Oh? What was that? [06:21] Kusanagi     I can't hear you. Huh? What? [06:21] Sosuke     P-P-Please... [06:25] Sosuke     D-D... [06:27] Sosuke     Dad... [06:29] Kusanagi     Good! Leave this to your dear ol' pops! [06:33] Sara     Indeed! [06:34] Sara     I will be counting on you, Grandpa. [06:37] Kusanagi     You seem to be taking all     of this extremely well. [06:40] Sara     What a nice, understanding father. [06:43] Sara     He clearly loves you very much. [06:45] Sosuke     That's exactly why I didn't     want to rely on him. [06:48] Sara     What do you mean? [06:49] Sosuke     I'm sure that, deep down,     he really does love me. [06:55] Sosuke     He has those emotions... [06:57] Sign     Work Order               -Lure the target into infidelity     -Take photographic evidence [06:57] Sosuke     So I have no idea how he's able to tear     other families and couples apart [07:02] Sosuke     without even a second thought. [07:04] Sara     I see. You must have also     been through a lot. [07:10] Sosuke     Not as much as you. [07:15] Neya     I've completed my report to Aisaki-sensei. [07:18] Neya     She said no further investigation      is required for this case. [07:21] Kusanagi     I see. Good work. [07:23] Neya     Chief, you seem rather happy. [07:26] Kusanagi     Ah, Sosuke just dropped by. [07:28] Neya     What?! Senpai was here? What did he need? [07:32] Kusanagi     I'm gonna get myself a grandchild. [07:34] Neya     What? [07:35] Neya     Er, could you explain that part? [07:38] Kusanagi     Remember that kid Sosuke's looking after? [07:41] Neya     Oh, yes. You mean Sara-chan. [07:43] Kusanagi     She's going to become Sosuke's daughter. [07:45] Kusanagi     Which means she'll be my granddaughter. [07:48] Neya     Um... Wait, so Sosuke-senpai is going     to adopt Sara-chan as a foster daughter? [07:53] Kusanagi     Not a foster daughter. His biological one. [07:55] Neya     What? [07:57] Kusanagi     So, yeah, we'll be issuing her a birth     certificate as Sosuke's own daughter. [08:03] Neya     You actually believe their story, Chief? [08:06] Kusanagi     Of course I do. [08:07] Neya     Sara-chan's blonde, though. [08:09] Kusanagi     When she came here,     she had black hair and eyes. [08:13] Kusanagi     She was probably just a bottle blonde. [08:15] Neya     Are you being serious right now? [08:17] Kusanagi     Yeah. [08:18] Kusanagi     Since she's my granddaughter, I can tell     that she looks a little like my ex-wife. [08:25] Kusanagi     What a great day! [08:27] Kusanagi     I mean, my rebellious son came     to introduce my granddaughter to me. [08:31] Kusanagi     I couldn't be happier! [08:33] Neya     Wh-What a doting parent. No, you're     actually just stupid! And conniving! [08:38] Neya     If Sara-chan's going     to become Senpai's daughter... [08:47] Neya     Then if I marry Senpai, I'll automatically     become Sara-chan's mother... [08:53] Sara     I look forward to our time together, Mom. [08:56] Neya     What?! [08:58] Neya     Wh-What am I supposed to do?! [09:04] Sara     Now, let us begin. [09:05] Sign     #ThePrincessandHerFriend [09:07] Yuna     I-I've never done anything like this before. [09:10] Sara     Fear not! It is my first time as well. [09:13] Sara     Let us just enjoy ourselves. [09:14] Yuna     You say that, but... [09:17] Sara     It'll be fine. [09:18] Sara     I know how to be subtle. [09:20] Sara     We're going to watch some     Romance of the Three Kingdoms movies [09:23] Sara     for our first sleepover! [09:24] Sara     Even if a film you recommend is utter crap, [09:25] Sign     Like a Sword [09:28] Sara     I promise I shan't say so out loud. [09:30] Yuna     Nothing you just said suggests     subtlety whatsoever! [09:33] Yuna     Well, whatever. Let's just get started. [09:36] Yuna     I'll punch you if you say it's crap, though. [09:38] Sara     My goodness, how frightening! [09:45] Sign     Wei [09:46] Narrator     At the end of the later Han Dynasty, [09:48] Narrator     the world was in chaos     as the endless days of war wore on. [09:56] Sign     The audio has been removed for copyright reasons. [10:30] Sara     That was so good! [10:32] Yuna     I told you. [10:33] Sara     To think that Liu Bei's     grandson would reestablish [10:36] Sara     the Han Dynasty along with Liu Bei himself. [10:39] Sara     Going back into the past to change     history is such a new and unique idea! [10:44] Yuna     Uh, you think so? As a trope,     I think it's pretty common... [10:49] Sara     If I could go back in time, [10:50] Sara     I'd work with Nobunaga-sama to take over... [10:52] Yuna     Huh? [10:52] Sara     Er, it's nothing. [10:57] Sara     By the way, Yuna, [10:59] Sara     I might end up going to school. [11:02] Yuna     What? Wait, I thought you     already skipped a few grades [11:05] Yuna     and graduated high school     in another country. [11:07] Sara     Well, since I'm in Japan, I thought it     wouldn't hurt to go to school here, too. [11:12] Yuna     I see. If you're commuting from your house,     I'm guessing it'll be Sawara Middle School? [11:16] Sara     Probably so. [11:18] Yuna     Huh. If you're gonna go to Sawara,      maybe I will too. [11:23] Sara     You'd transfer schools just for me?      I'm sorry, but your love is a bit much. [11:27] Yuna     I-It's not love! [11:29] Yuna     I've been thinking about switching      schools for a while now. [11:33] Sara     Has the bullying not been resolved? [11:36] Yuna     It has, but I've been singled out ever since. [11:40] Yuna     They're saying my family's ungrateful for suing     the people who saved us for a bit of cash. [11:45] Yuna     We didn't even sue anyone... [11:48] Yuna     And the only money we received     was for the legal fees and the detective. [11:52] Sara     I guess things have been difficult. [11:52] Sign     Dear Yuna,          Welcome home. I'm going to be late getting back again tonight,     so warm up some curry for the both of you.     You can also use whatever else you need to around the house,     so have a wonderful time with Sara-chan.          Love,     Mom [11:54] Yuna     That's why I figured it might     be a good idea to transfer. [11:58] Yuna     Going to public school     will be easier on my mom, too. [12:01] Yuna     We moved here after my dad died,     so we don't really know anyone... [12:06] Yuna     But I think I'll be okay if you're there. [12:09] Sara     Then I guess we'll both only     have one friend at school. [12:12] Yuna     Yeah. But you're super outgoing, [12:16] Yuna     so once you start, I'm sure you'll     make tons of friends in no time. [12:20] Sara     What are you talking about? [12:22] Sara     I didn't have a single close friend     back in my homeland either. [12:28] Sara     You are my first friend, Yuna. That will     not change even if we go to school. [12:33] Yuna     I see. Thank goodness. [12:36] Yuna     In that case, I'm looking forward     to going to school together! [12:40] Sara     As am I. [12:42] Yuna     You ready for the next movie? [12:44] Sara     Indeed. [12:55] Puriketsu     Wh-Why grasshoppers? [12:58] Sign     #LittleMissReligiousLeaderEatsGrasshoppers [13:02] Noa     Well, during lunch today... [13:05] (Flashback) Noa     Livia-sama, is something the matter? [13:08] (Flashback) Livia     Is this shrimp tempura? [13:11] (Flashback) Noa     Why, yes, it is. [13:12] (Flashback) Livia     I see... [13:14] (Flashback) Noa     Oh no! Do you have a shrimp allergy? [13:17] (Flashback) Noa     I'm terribly sorry I didn't ask beforehand. [13:19] (Flashback) Noa     N-No! It's not that!      I've never eaten them before. [13:23] (Flashback) Noa     Huh? [13:25] (Flashback) Livia     People consume shrimp      in my homeland as well, but... [13:29] (Flashback) Livia     I could just never get over how they look. [13:31] (Flashback) Noa     I see. That is rather common. [13:34] (Flashback) Noa     Allow me to get you a new dish. [13:36] (Flashback) Livia     No, this is fine! I will eat it. [13:38] (Flashback) Noa     But you don't care for it, right? [13:40] (Flashback) Livia     The old me didn't. [13:42] (Flashback) Livia     But now I can even eat grasshoppers! [13:45] (Flashback) Noa     Grasshoppers?! [13:47] (Flashback) Livia     Now, let us eat. [13:54] (Flashback) Livia     Well, this is... [13:56] (Flashback) Noa     It's what? [13:57] (Flashback) Livia     Very similar to grasshoppers      and quite tasty! [14:01] (Flashback) Noa     I've heard people say that     grasshoppers taste like shrimp... [14:04] (Flashback) Noa     But you may be the first in history to say      that shrimp tastes like grasshoppers. [14:09] Noa     Praise be our savior! [14:12] (Flashback) Noa     Are grasshoppers that delicious? [14:14] (Flashback) Livia     Yes. The texture is rather different from     shrimp, but they have a similar flavor. [14:19] (Flashback) Noa     I see. You've gotten me curious about them. [14:23] (Flashback) Livia     In that case, would you like     to try some grasshoppers, Noa-dono? [14:26] (Flashback) Noa     Huh?! [14:28] (Flashback) Livia     Puriketsu-dono is coming over tonight, too. [14:30] (Flashback) Livia     Since you two have done so much for me,     I'd be happy to treat you! [14:36] Noa     And here we are. [14:39] Puriketsu     We're supposed to be deciding on     our band name tonight, but... [14:43] Puriketsu     I think I'll go— [14:45] Noa     Ah, Livia-sama is preparing     a homemade meal for me! [14:50] Noa     I couldn't be happier! [14:52] Noa     But grasshoppers?! [14:55] Livia     Now, please help yourselves, you two! [14:57] Noa     Yes. Th-Thank you for this meal. [15:00] Puriketsu     Th-Thanks... [15:04] Puriketsu     Hey, these nukazuke pickles      go great with rice! [15:07] Livia     Right? I made them myself! [15:10] Livia     Now try some of the     freshly fried grasshoppers! [15:12] Puriketsu     Er, I... [15:14] Puriketsu     Man, this rice is good! [15:14] Noa     This is a holy grasshopper that     Livia-sama herself provided unto me... [15:19] Noa     It would be no exaggeration to say     I'm partaking of the body of Livia-sama. [15:33] Noa     The crunch of the coating     and the saltiness filling my mouth... [15:38] Noa     The texture isn't at all juicy     like a shrimp, but rather dry. [15:42] Noa     Instead of comparing it to shrimp, [15:43] Noa     it's much like the flavor     of dried sakura shrimp. [15:47] Noa     Competing against shrimp tempura,     the shrimp tempura would win, hands down. [15:50] Noa     But the hint of bitterness     would go well with sake, [15:52] Noa     and I could maybe see one out of fifty rather     unique individuals preferring this to shrimp. [15:52] Sign     We have grasshopper tempura. [15:52] Sign     A delicacy [15:52] Sign     We only take cash! [16:01] Livia     What do you think? [16:03] Noa     Yes, it's quite delicious. [16:05] Noa     It would be no exaggeration to say this      is the most exquisite thing I've ever eaten. [16:10] Puriketsu     Uh... [16:11] Livia     I'm very happy to hear     that you like it so much. [16:14] Livia     If I hadn't encountered grasshoppers,      my hungry homeless life [16:19] Livia     just may have broken me. [16:21] Livia     Honestly, I'd say that     grasshoppers were my savior. [16:26] Noa     Unbelievable. I had no idea that     grasshoppers were so special. [16:30] Noa     Livia-sama, why don't we     have your divine statue [16:34] Noa     that we're making hold a grasshopper? [16:37] Livia     That would be wonderful! I want everyone     to find out how amazing grasshoppers are. [16:42] Noa     Are there any other items that     you think would represent you? [16:46] Livia     Hmm, I wonder...     Well, how about a basketball? [16:51] Livia     I had so much fun playing basketball with     Saito-dono and the others back at the clan. [16:55] Noa     Very well. Then I shall have our statue of you [16:58] Noa     holding a grasshopper and a basketball. [17:01] Livia     That sounds just fine to me. [17:05] Noa     These grasshoppers are divine. [17:07] Noa     They pair nicely with rice. [17:08] Livia     Don't they? [17:11] Livia     Mm, yes, they really are scrumptious. [17:14] Livia     But I must say, I vastly prefer     the shrimp tempura we had for lunch. [17:19] Noa     Huh? [17:20] Puriketsu     Livia-chan's totally right!     These pickles are wicked awesome! [17:25] Livia     Wow, you cleaned your plate! [17:27] Livia     I have plenty more grasshoppers,     so please, eat as many as you'd like. [17:49] Noa     No! [17:52] Livia     Stop that at once! [17:55] Noa     Livia-sama?! [17:56] Livia     My name is not Livia! [17:58] Livia     Hup! [17:59] Livia     My name is... [18:02] Livia     Grasshopper the Savior! [18:10] Noa     O-O great savior! [18:17] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:18] Noa     How about this for our band name? [18:19] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:21] Puriketsu     Fine by me, I guess. [18:23] Livia     I'm also fine with it... [18:25] Livia     But why? [18:27] Noa     It came to me in a dream. [18:28] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:32] Sign     #ThePrincessandAge [18:34] Sosuke     Sara. [18:35] Sosuke     Do you happen to know your birthday? [18:38] Sara     The fourteenth day of the fifth month of the     427th year of the imperial calendar. [18:43] Sosuke     And what would that be in AD? [18:46] Sara     Hmm... Wait a moment as     I do some calculations. [18:50] Sara     Let's see. Nobunaga-sama was born in 1534 AD,     so the first year of our calendar would be... [18:57] Sara     Okay, now to convert that     to this world's calendar... [19:01] Sara     I've got it! [19:03] Sosuke     July 6th, 2012? [19:06] Sosuke     Wait, didn't you say you were thirteen? [19:09] Sara     Indeed. [19:10] Sosuke     Then isn't this a year off? [19:13] Sosuke     If that's your birthday,     you'd be twelve this year. [19:17] Sara     Hmm... [19:19] Sara     Oh! [19:20] Sosuke     So you were wrong? [19:21] Sara     No. In my world, we start counting     your age at one when you're born, [19:25] Sara     then add another year on the     first day of every lunar year. [19:29] Sosuke     Oh, like the way we did it in old times. [19:31] Sosuke     Nowadays in Japan,     you start at zero when you're born, [19:34] Sosuke     and you age up a year when you hit      your birthday like in the West. [19:37] Sara     I see. [19:40] Sosuke     So, something unexpected just happened... [19:43] Sara     Hmm? [19:44] Sosuke     This means that you'll be going [19:46] Sosuke     to elementary school rather than junior high. [19:51] Sara     Oh dear. [19:56] Sosuke     Despite that hiccup right before     we pulled the trigger on our plan, [20:00] Sosuke     getting her family register was a breeze. [20:03] Sosuke     All the necessary documents were flawless, [20:05] Sosuke     and her birth certificate     was accepted without issue. [20:10] Sign     Sara Kusanagi [20:10] Sosuke     And so the seventh princess of     the Ofim Empire, Sara da Odin, [20:14] Sosuke     officially became the daughter of a     Japanese man named Sosuke Kusanagi, [20:18] Sosuke     and was henceforth     legally known as Sara Kusanagi. [20:20] Sign     Sara Kusanagi [20:20] Sign     Grade Schooler [20:25] Sara     All right, let's go. [20:27] Sosuke     Yeah. [20:28] Kusanagi     Yes, let's go. [20:33] Sosuke     Why are you tagging along, too? [20:36] Kusanagi     Why wouldn't a grandfather walk his precious      granddaughter to school on her first day? [20:40] Sosuke     I mean, some might see them off,     but most wouldn't go with them. [20:44] Kusanagi     It's just to the gate, so chill. [20:46] Kusanagi     Besides, need I remind you     who bought Sara-chan's backpack? [20:51] (Flashback) Sosuke     That's steep! [20:53] (Flashback) Sosuke     You could be a damn PS5! [20:55] (Flashback) Kusanagi     Sara-chan, your grandpa will     buy you whatever you'd like. [20:58] (Flashback) Kusanagi     You don't need to worry about the price     at all. What color would you like? [21:03] (Flashback) Sara     I want the same kind that Conan-kun has! [21:06] (Flashback) Kusanagi     I see! I guess you're going to be     a great detective in the future! [21:13] Sara     Oh, it's fine! [21:16] Sara     I'm quite happy to be walking to school     with both of you, Sosuke and Grandpa! [21:20] Kusanagi     Yes, indeed. You're such      a good girl, Sara-chan. [21:27] Sara     Sosuke! If you don't hurry up,     I'm going to leave you behind! [21:34] Sosuke     Coming. [23:07] Sign     I hope Yuna can have fun at her new school.     -Mami Naganawa [23:12] Sign     Gifu Municipal     Sawara Middle School [23:12] Sign     Sawara Middle [23:13] Female Teacher     This is Yuna Naganawa-san,     who'll be joining us starting today. [23:15] Sign     Yuna     Naganawa [23:17] Female Teacher     Naganawa-san, please introduce yourself. [23:21] Sign     Sara [23:21] Sign     In call [23:21] Sara     By the way, apparently, I'm actually twelve. [23:24] Sara     I'm now going to an elementary school. [23:27] (Flashback) Yuna     What? [23:33] Female Teacher     Naganawa-san? [23:38] Yuna     How... [23:40] Female Teacher     How? [23:43] Yuna     H-How... [23:46] Yuna     How dare you deceive me like this?! [23:52] Sign     #TheLonerMiddleSchooler [23:55] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     I have successfully spent my day as a     completely normal grade school student. [24:00] Sosuke     Did you make any friends? [24:02] Sara     Indeed! I believe I have made four     boyfriends and three retainers! [24:07] Sosuke     You sure nothing happened?