# E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQWEKN/the-princess-and-the-kotatsu)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[00:00] Sign**
RAICHO
**[00:01] Sign**
#ThePrincessandtheKotatsu
**[00:02] Sosuke**
It's sure been getting cold lately.
**[00:06] Sosuke**
I guess it's time for it
to make an appearance.
**[00:09] Sara**
"It"?
**[00:11] Sosuke**
The almighty kotatsu.
**[00:12] Sara**
Wow! I was ignorant of such a secret delight!
**[00:17] Sosuke**
Kotatsus really are great.
**[00:19] Sara**
Indeed. I would like to award
them with the Nobel Me Prize.
**[00:25] Sosuke**
Don't rip off the Nobel Peace Prize.
**[00:28] Sosuke**
Okay, guess I'll go get dinner ready.
**[00:30] Sara**
What are we having?
**[00:32] Sosuke**
Hotpot.
**[00:33] Sara**
Hotpot at the kotatsu?
**[00:35] Sign**
Ajipon Wild
**[00:35] Sign**
Salads Steamed Foods
Hotpot Cold Tofu Yakitori
**[00:35] Sara**
The ultimate combo!
**[00:38] Sara and Sosuke**
Thanks for the meal.
**[00:41] Sara**
This might be the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
**[00:45] Sosuke**
You're in for even better
things in the future.
**[00:48] Sara**
Oh? Such as?
**[00:50] Sosuke**
Such as...
**[00:52] Sosuke**
Eating ice cream at the kotatsu.
**[00:55] Sara**
That's such a criminally delightful idea!
**[00:57] Sara**
You are truly a genius!
**[00:59] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[01:00] Sosuke**
Wanna give it a try right now?
I'm sure we bought some.
**[01:02] Sara**
Yahoo!
**[02:38] Sara**
The bath is free.
**[02:40] Sosuke**
You sure took your time in there.
**[02:43] Sara**
Indeed.
**[02:44] Sara**
Yuna and I were having a rather
heated debate about whether
**[02:48] Sara**
Oguri Cap or Red Hare would win in a race.
**[02:51] Sara**
Once I dry my hair, we'll begin round two!
**[02:55] Sosuke**
Don't stay up too late now.
She's got school, you know?
**[03:01] Sosuke**
Come to think of it...
**[03:03] (Flashback) Sara**
I would like to go to school.
**[03:06] Sosuke**
You brought up attending school before.
Do you still want to go?
**[03:11] Sara**
Yes.
**[03:12] Sara**
If there are other interesting peers
like Yuna, I'd love to meet them.
**[03:16] Sosuke**
Okay.
**[03:18] Sosuke**
Well, I'm seeing Brenda-san tomorrow,
so I'll ask her about it.
**[03:22] Sara**
Really?!
**[03:25] Sign**
#TheGirlfromAnotherWorldandFamilyRegisterIssues
**[03:26] Sosuke**
So, yeah.
**[03:27] Sosuke**
I couldn't find any proof that'd help
the client out with her divorce.
**[03:32] Sosuke**
Want me to continue the investigation?
**[03:34] Brenda**
No, that's quite enough.
**[03:36] Brenda**
Good work.
**[03:37] Sosuke**
Got it.
**[03:39] Sosuke**
Oh... By the way, there's
something I'd like to ask you.
**[03:44] Brenda**
And what might that be?
**[03:45] Brenda**
If it's legal advice, that'll
cost you 5,000 yen per half hour.
**[03:51] Brenda**
At least, that's my usual fee.
**[03:53] Brenda**
I'll help you out for free this time...
considering how close we are.
**[03:59] Sosuke**
Don't make it sound weird.
**[04:01] Brenda**
So, what do you need to discuss?
**[04:03] Sosuke**
Um...
**[04:05] Sign**
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
**[04:05] Sosuke**
Is there a way for a child who's not
Japanese to attend a Japanese school?
**[04:10] Brenda**
You mean a child with foreign citizenship?
**[04:13] Sosuke**
Well, yeah.
**[04:15] Sara**
I skipped grades and have already
graduated from school in my homeland,
**[04:19] Sara**
so I came to Japan to expand my horizons.
**[04:22] Brenda**
In that case, it doesn't sound like
you need to go to school in Japan.
**[04:27] Sosuke**
But don't you think it's a bit lonely
**[04:29] Sosuke**
to come all the way here
and not make any friends her age?
**[04:33] Brenda**
Well, I didn't have friends as a child.
**[04:36] Sosuke**
Could you not trauma dump
on us out of nowhere?
**[04:38] Brenda**
Anyway, if you contact the local board
of education, she should be able to get in.
**[04:40] Sign**
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
**[04:44] Sosuke**
Would they want to look into her or anything?
**[04:47] Brenda**
Well, they'll at least confirm her visa
and talk to her national embassy.
**[04:53] Brenda**
Is something the matter?
**[04:54] Sosuke**
Er...
**[04:55] Sosuke**
This is totally hypothetical,
**[04:58] Sosuke**
but is it possible for a child
without a family register
**[05:01] Sosuke**
and of uncertain lineage to get
a Japanese family register?
**[05:04] Brenda**
You mean they're an orphan?
**[05:07] Brenda**
If a baby without a birth
certificate is found,
**[05:10] Brenda**
the local mayor can give them
a name and a family register.
**[05:15] Sosuke**
What if it's not a baby and, say,
a child about ten years old?
**[05:19] Brenda**
What kind of situation are they even in if
they don't know their history at that age?
**[05:23] Sosuke**
Uh... Maybe they've got amnesia?
**[05:31] Brenda**
If a thorough background check
doesn't turn up anything,
**[05:36] Brenda**
you could probably get a new family register.
**[05:39] Brenda**
The only other methods I can think of
are definitely not the legal kind.
**[05:43] Sara**
* Hmm... It'd be quite problematic if they*
* did a thorough background check on me.*
**[05:49] Sosuke**
Going under the table, eh?
**[05:52] Sosuke**
What to do...?
**[05:53] Sara**
You needn't worry about it so.
**[05:55] Sara**
I can continue just fine without a register.
**[05:58] Sosuke**
But you want to go to school, don't you?
**[06:01] Sara**
It's not as though
I absolutely need to, however.
**[06:04] Sara**
If I can't, then I can't.
**[06:06] Sosuke**
It's not like you *can't* go.
**[06:09] Sosuke**
I'm sure I can get more help if we need it.
**[06:11] Sara**
There's no point in putting
yourself at risk for my sake.
**[06:15] Sosuke**
I mean, fair, but...
**[06:18] Sosuke**
* It's true that Sara and I just sorta*
* ended up living together.*
**[06:22] Sosuke**
*But still...*
**[06:24] Sosuke**
I wonder if there's a way to get
you a family register legally.
**[06:28] Sara**
There is.
**[06:29] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[06:30] Sara**
We'll just make it known publicly
that I'm actually from another world.
**[06:35] Sosuke**
I see.
**[06:36] Sosuke**
I guess if you show off your magic,
people might actually believe you.
**[06:42] Sara**
Indeed, though there's the possibility that
your country will treat me like a lab rat.
**[06:46] Sara**
I'll probably be detained until they can
confirm that I am truly from another world.
**[06:52] Sosuke**
If you know that, why suggest it?
**[06:54] Sara**
Okay, why don't I just pretend
like I have amnesia?
**[06:58] Sosuke**
I admit you're a pretty impressive actress,
**[07:00] Sosuke**
but you'll have a real pro investigating you.
**[07:03] Sara**
Well, I'm not so confident that I think I can
completely fool a professional...
**[07:07] Sara**
I'd be helpless if they
used a truth serum on me.
**[07:10] Sosuke**
I've seen truth serum used in spy movies and
stuff, but does that stuff actually exist?
**[07:15] Sara**
Wait, does it not?!
**[07:17] Sosuke**
How would I know?
**[07:18] Sara**
Speaking of spies, I recently read a manga
about a spy who ends up
**[07:23] Sara**
forming a family with a girl
who possesses supernatural powers...
**[07:23] Tateyama**
By the way, that Sara girl...
**[07:26] Tateyama**
Her circumstances appear to be rather curious.
**[07:28] Brenda**
Yes. I don't know who she is exactly,
**[07:32] Brenda**
but Sosuke-kun being such a pushover
is almost problematic
**[07:35] Brenda**
if he's going so far for someone else's child.
**[07:38] Tateyama**
She may not actually be someone else's child.
**[07:43] Brenda**
What are you saying?
**[07:44] Tateyama**
She could be Kaburaya-sama's lovechild.
**[07:48] Brenda**
Oh, please. Isn't that girl about thirteen?
**[07:52] Brenda**
Given Sosuke-kun's age, he would've had
to have had her when he was in high school.
**[07:59] Tateyama**
I don't think it's that unusual to have
children while still in high school.
**[08:05] Brenda**
But we're talking about Sosuke-kun here.
**[08:07] Brenda**
Can you actually imagine him in
*that* kind of a relationship
**[08:11] Brenda**
with a beautiful blonde in high school?
**[08:13] Tateyama**
I believe you're aware
of Kaburaya-sama's charms
**[08:16] Tateyama**
despite him seeming rather plain, my lady.
**[08:18] Tateyama**
His athleticism, wit, and communication
skills are all quite noteworthy.
**[08:22] Brenda**
I had no idea that you thought
so highly of Sosuke-kun.
**[08:27] Brenda**
Is there a chance that you actually fancy...
**[08:30] Tateyama**
No. I hold no romantic
feelings toward humans.
**[08:33] Brenda**
Oh, that's right. Aren't you
currently seeing Gifu Castle?
**[08:36] Sign**
Gifu Castle
**[08:38] Tateyama**
That's my ex-boyfriend.
I'm currently seeing...
**[08:41] Tateyama**
Gujo Hachiman Castle.
**[08:41] Sign**
Gujo Hachiman Castle
**[08:43] Tateyama**
No matter. My point is that
Kaburaya-sama isn't exactly
**[08:47] Tateyama**
the diamond in the rough you think he is.
**[08:50] Brenda**
B-But he's so dull,
not to mention financially unstable.
**[08:54] Tateyama**
Heed me, my lady.
Detectives have a certain appeal.
**[08:59] Brenda**
What?
**[09:01] Tateyama**
Normies don't usually encounter them,
which makes them quite interesting.
**[09:06] Tateyama**
Their trade makes them excellent speakers,
and their broad range of knowledge
**[09:10] Tateyama**
can be extremely useful
when it comes to romance.
**[09:13] Brenda**
B-But Sosuke-kun's dirt poor—
**[09:16] Sign**
Ninomiya
**[09:18] Brenda**
Unfortunately, we couldn't find any evidence
that could be used for grounds for divorce.
**[09:24] Brenda**
If you go to court as things stand,
**[09:27] Brenda**
you'll be at a disadvantage, Ninomiya-san.
**[09:29] Ninomiya**
I see...
**[09:31] Brenda**
But if we use an investigator who's
an expert at getting this kind of intel,
**[09:36] Brenda**
we may yet uncover something.
**[09:39] Ninomiya**
Then why didn't we do that to begin with?
**[09:41] Brenda**
This professional has an extremely unique
skill set, so their rate is much steeper.
**[09:47] Brenda**
But considering what you'd stand to lose
if you went to court right now,
**[09:51] Brenda**
I'd say the fee is rather trivial.
**[09:54] Brenda**
P-Please, hire them to investigate.
**[10:00] Sign**
Ten days later
**[10:01] Neya**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:03] Neya**
This is the evidence you asked for
as well as my report.
**[10:10] Brenda**
You never fail to impress, Haruka-chan.
**[10:12] Brenda**
Day one, you acted like you were one of the
target's business clients and made contact.
**[10:16] Brenda**
Day two, you dropped your pass case in front
of the target and had him pick it up.
**[10:20] Brenda**
You exchanged contact info so
you could thank him in the future.
**[10:24] Brenda**
Day four, you had lunch with the target.
**[10:27] Brenda**
Day six, you had lunch with the target again.
**[10:30] Brenda**
Day eight, you went to a hotel with him
after dining at an oyster bar.
**[10:35] Brenda**
You always do such brilliant work.
**[10:38] Brenda**
I wish you could tell me exactly how you
get so close to these people so easily.
**[10:43] Neya**
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
**[10:47] Brenda**
By the way, when you went to the hotel, uh...
**[10:51] Brenda**
Did you go all the way?
**[10:53] Neya**
Oh, come on! I'm not some hussy
who'd sleep with anyone.
**[10:58] Neya**
I only go all the way when
I really feel like it.
**[11:01] Brenda**
I-I see...
**[11:03] Neya**
Is that it for this job?
**[11:05] Neya**
If you'd like, I can probably go as far
as to get him to say he'd leave his wife.
**[11:11] Brenda**
You make it sound so simple...
**[11:13] Brenda**
But this will suffice for the task at hand.
**[11:17] Neya**
That was another easy job.
**[11:20] Neya**
If only I could get Sosuke-senpai
to fall for me as easily...
**[11:25] Sosuke**
Nice to meet you. I'll be your mentor.
**[11:25] Sign**
Sosuke (24)
**[11:28] Sign**
Neya (22)
**[11:28] Sign**
Sosuke (24)
**[11:29] Neya**
I hope to learn lots, Senpai.
**[11:31] Neya**
*Well, he seems rather dull.*
**[11:34] Neya**
*Is this guy really the star of this agency?*
**[11:41] (Flashback) Neya**
I screwed up again today...
**[11:43] (Flashback) Neya**
Maybe I'm not cut out to be a detective.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Sosuke**
This is how everyone starts out.
**[11:49] (Flashback) Neya**
Even you, Senpai?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Of course—
**[11:52] Kusanagi**
Of course not. Our dear ol' Sosuke
was a pro out of the gate.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Kusanagi**
He was brilliant.
**[11:59] Neya**
* In the end, I couldn't catch up*
* to Senpai on normal jobs.*
**[12:04] Neya**
* So I wound up doing more*
* specialized investigations...*
**[12:08] Neya**
Aw, man... if only Senpai would fall
for me, I'd do anything for him.
**[12:19] Sara**
That must be our mark.
**[12:21] Sosuke**
Yeah. Looks like he's about
to make some deliveries.
**[12:25] Sosuke**
This time, we're investigating
Yohei Ichinose, age 42.
**[12:27] Sign**
Yohei Ichinose
**[12:29] Sosuke**
He owns a liquor store.
**[12:31] Sign**
Mark = Investigation Target
**[12:31] Sosuke**
Our client is the mark's wife, Mika.
**[12:33] Sign**
Mika Ichinose
**[12:34] Sosuke**
Their son's in middle school,
and their daughter's in sixth grade.
**[12:38] (Flashback) Mika**
Starting about three months ago,
**[12:40] (Flashback) Mika**
strangely, he started staying out
on deliveries a lot longer.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Mika**
He also started buying us cakes
and other random gifts sometimes.
**[12:48] (Flashback) Sosuke**
It's true that doing a lot out of
the ordinary is a common sign of infidelity.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Mika**
Plus he just seems... livelier than before.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Livelier?
**[13:12] Sara**
Oh? Did we already get a hit?
**[13:14] Sosuke**
Who knows?
**[13:19] Sosuke**
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
**[13:24] Sara**
Hmm...
**[13:26] Sara**
He just seems to be working earnestly.
**[13:28] Sosuke**
Yeah. He kinda looks like a downer,
but he's diligent
**[13:32] Sosuke**
and his regulars seem to trust him.
**[13:35] Sara**
Sosuke, I would also like some gyudon.
**[13:39] Sosuke**
Not right now. If I took you in there,
we'd draw too much attention.
**[13:44] Sara**
Even if I used a disguise?
**[13:46] Sosuke**
A disguise?
**[13:57] Sara**
How's this?
**[13:58] Sosuke**
Wow... Talk about convenient.
**[14:01] Sara**
Impressive, no?
**[14:02] Sosuke**
I mean, if you could do that,
you should've told me sooner.
**[14:06] Sosuke**
I could've forgone the complicated
exchange student backstory.
**[14:10] Sosuke**
But wait, you said you couldn't
**[14:12] Sosuke**
keep up spells for too long, yeah?
**[14:14] Sara**
Nay. Unlike my invisibility or flight magic,
**[14:17] Sara**
I can sustain this color-changing
spell as long as I'd like.
**[14:20] Sosuke**
Then you should've just pretended
to be Japanese to start.
**[14:24] Sara**
No, I like my blonde hair.
**[14:27] Sara**
Besides, this only works on
what I cast it on directly.
**[14:31] Sara**
My natural roots will show as they grow out.
**[14:33] Sara**
This is one of my favorite spells!
**[14:38] Sosuke**
* It's day three of the investigation,*
* but we haven't really found anything.*
**[14:44] Sara**
I wish he'd hurry up and show his true colors.
**[14:48] Sosuke**
Honestly, if he's not actually cheating
on his wife, that's just fine too.
**[14:53] Sosuke**
They have kids, after all.
**[14:56] Car Navigation**
*You have entered Kasamatsu.*
**[14:59] Sosuke**
*We've left Gifu City? How far is he going?*
**[15:02] Sara**
Ah!
**[15:03] Sosuke**
Wuh?!
**[15:03] Sara**
This is the first time
I've ever left Gifu City!
**[15:08] Sign**
#ThePrincessandHorses
**[15:09] Sign**
Off-Site Sales in Operation
**[15:09] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
**[15:14] Sosuke**
A horse track?
**[15:18] Sara**
It's quite cold outside...
**[15:19] Sosuke**
Winters in Gifu get real chilly.
Make sure you don't catch a cold.
**[15:27] Sara**
Ah, so this is what a horse
racetrack looks like!
**[15:34] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
**[15:34] Sign**
Track
**[15:34] Sign**
1st Horse
**[15:41] Sign**
Dash
**[15:41] Sosuke**
I've been to this racetrack before,
but there sure are all kinds of folks here.
**[15:46] Sosuke**
There are even women and young couples.
**[15:49] Sara**
There don't seem to be any
children my age, though.
**[15:53] Announcer**
*And there they all go!*
**[15:54] Sara**
Ooh! It's started!
**[15:58] Yohei**
Go!
**[16:00] Sara and Sosuke**
Huh?
**[16:02] Yohei**
Run!
**[16:04] Sosuke**
Uh... That's our mark, isn't it?
**[16:07] Sara**
I do believe so...
**[16:09] Yohei**
Pull ahead! Pull ahead!
**[16:11] Sara**
He's completely different
from when he's working.
**[16:14] Sosuke**
Yeah...
**[16:18] Announcer**
* We will now announce*
* the results of that last race.*
**[16:21] Sign**
Dash
**[16:21] Announcer**
*In first, we have #5, Hidagyu Nom.*
**[16:21] Sara**
That was quite exciting!
**[16:24] Announcer**
*In second, we have #3, No Ocean Prefecture.*
**[16:25] Sara**
Sosuke, let us also buy a ticket!
**[16:26] Announcer**
*In third, we have #7, Reseller Beggar.*
**[16:28] Sosuke**
You dummy. We're still working.
**[16:30] Sara**
I mean, isn't this job basically over?
**[16:34] Sosuke**
Well, you've got a point.
**[16:37] Sosuke**
* A man with no hobbies came to life*
* when he got into horse racing,*
**[16:41] Sosuke**
* but he probably couldn't tell his family*
* that he was skipping work to gamble.*
**[16:44] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
**[16:46] Sosuke**
Looks like he's betting on the next race, too.
**[16:49] Sosuke**
Well, since we're here,
I guess we can bet a hundred yen.
**[16:53] Sara**
Ooh!
**[16:55] Sosuke**
Who're you gonna pick?
**[16:56] Sara**
I get to choose?
**[16:58] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[16:59] Sosuke**
You can't play, since you're a minor,
**[17:01] Sosuke**
but nothing says you can't guess the results.
**[17:04] Sara**
What do they mean by "bet type"?
**[17:04] Sign**
Correct
**[17:04] Sign**
Inorrect
**[17:04] Sign**
Bet Type
**[17:04] Sign**
Win
**[17:04] Sign**
Place
**[17:04] Sign**
Bracket
Quinella
**[17:04] Sign**
Quinella
**[17:04] Sign**
Exacta
**[17:04] Sign**
Quinella Place
**[17:04] Sign**
Trifecta
**[17:04] Sign**
Trio
**[17:06] Sosuke**
That's how you bet.
**[17:08] Sosuke**
For "win," you're predicting
which horse will come in first.
**[17:11] Sosuke and Isao**
For "place," you're predicting the horses
that will place in the top three.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Isao**
And for the "trifecta" here,
**[17:17] (Flashback) Isao**
you have to guess
the top three in the right order.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Isao**
It's the hardest one,
but if you win, it's huge.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Little Sosuke**
Wow! Then I want that one.
**[17:27] (Flashback) Isao**
Attaboy! You're a real man!
**[17:31] Sosuke**
And that about sums it up.
**[17:33] Sara**
Indeed, I understand how to bet now.
**[17:35] Sara**
I shall go for the trifecta!
**[17:38] Sosuke**
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
**[17:42] Sara**
I'm going to believe in my *real* luck!
**[17:45] Sara**
After all, it was powerful enough
**[17:47] Sara**
to bag me an SSR in the first-person-I-met
gacha upon coming to this world.
**[17:52] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[17:53] Sosuke**
D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that.
**[17:56] Sara**
Oh? Are you blushing?
**[17:58] Sosuke**
No.
**[18:03] Sara**
I've decided!
I choose 6, 2, and 5, in that order!
**[18:06] Sosuke**
Six...
**[18:07] Sign**
Amazing Technician
**[18:08] Sosuke**
Amazing Technician?
**[18:11] Sosuke**
He's only fifth in the ranks.
**[18:12] Sara**
But he's got a certain glint in his eye.
**[18:15] Sara**
He may seem dull, but he's
got a fighting spirit deep down.
**[18:18] Sosuke**
Okay, fine. So 6, 2, and 5, right?
**[18:22] Sosuke**
I'll go for something more reliable.
**[18:25] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
4th Race
Kobato-chan Love Love Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
6. Amazing Technician
2. Biggus Dickus
5. Uge-hey Ooba-bay
**[18:26] Announcer**
* Now for the fourth race of the*
* Kobato-chan Love Love Cup.*
**[18:28] Announcer**
* Our second group of 2-year-olds*
* on the 1,400-meter track*
**[18:31] Announcer**
*are all lined up at the gate now.*
**[18:34] Announcer**
*And they're off!*
**[18:35] Yohei**
Go!
**[18:37] Sara**
Go! Go forth, Amazing Technician!
**[18:39] Sara**
Biggus Dickus!
**[18:40] Sara**
Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
**[18:42] Sosuke**
I know it's only 100 yen, but this feels
totally different with money on the line.
**[18:48] Announcer**
* And here comes #6, Amazing*
* Technician, from behind!*
**[18:51] Announcer**
* He passes three horses on the*
* outside and is picking up speed!*
**[18:55] Announcer**
* His rider is Takumi Furukoshi.*
* Look at him thrust those hips!*
**[18:59] Sara**
Yes! Here he comes! Pass
them, Amazing Technician!
**[18:59] Announcer**
* Amazing Technician is*
* catching up at top speed!*
**[19:02] Announcer**
*He cleanly passes #5, Uge-hey Ooba-bay!*
**[19:02] Sara**
Pass them! Leave them all in the dust!
**[19:04] Announcer**
*Ooba-bay can't take the Technician!*
**[19:07] Announcer**
* And now he tries his technique*
* on the front-runner, #2, Biggus Dickus!*
**[19:11] Announcer**
* Technique or size,*
* what really matters in the end?*
**[19:15] Sara**
Yes! Here he comes!
Pass him, Amazing Technician!
**[19:15] Announcer**
*And he nails him!*
**[19:18] Announcer**
* Amazing Technician uses his incredible*
* technique to overtake Biggus Dickus and finish!*
**[19:18] Sara**
Pass him! Leave everyone in the dust!
**[19:22] Announcer**
* Biggus Dickus comes in second,*
* and third is Uge-hey Ooba-bay.*
**[19:24] Sara**
Heck yeah!
**[19:25] Sosuke**
Wait, seriously?!
**[19:25] Announcer**
*He looks empty after letting it all out.*
**[19:28] Sara**
How do you like that, Sosuke?
**[19:28] Announcer**
* Coming in fourth is #3, Post-Nut Clarity.*
* He's definitely reached that point.*
**[19:29] Sosuke**
To think you'd actually get
a perfect trifecta...
**[19:33] Sosuke**
This is seriously awesome.
**[19:36] Sosuke**
The payout is 3,350 yen?
Thirty times is unbelievable.
**[19:41] Sara**
Leave the next race to me as well.
**[19:44] Sosuke**
Okay, fine. You can use the
payout however you want.
**[19:48] Sara**
Very good!
**[19:50] Sara**
Okay!
**[19:51] Sign**
Kasamatsu 6th Race
**[19:53] Sara**
Yes!
**[19:54] Sara**
Yum! Yum!
**[19:57] Sign**
Kasamatsu 11th Race
**[19:58] Sara**
Yes! I got another perfect trifecta!
**[19:58] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
11th Race
Demon King of the Sixth Heaven Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
4. Cocco-chan
2. Rizz the Bocchi
5. Alba Cap
**[20:02] Sosuke**
The payout's *70* times?!
**[20:05] Sosuke**
H-Hey, how much did you
bet on that ticket again?
**[20:08] Sara**
I put in 2,000 yen.
**[20:10] Sosuke**
So you're getting... 140,000 yen?
**[20:12] Sara**
No, I also won a quinella place
and a trio, so after subtracting my losses...
**[20:17] Sara**
It comes to about 230,000 yen.
**[20:20] Sign**
100 yen
**[20:20] Sosuke**
You turned 100 yen... into 230,000?
**[20:22] Sign**
230,000 yen
**[20:24] Sign**
This current job
**[20:24] Sosuke**
That's more than our pay for this job.
**[20:28] Sara**
I emerge victorious!
**[20:31] Sara**
Sosuke, let us dine on Hida-gyu tonight!
**[20:34] Sosuke**
Am I allowed to partake in this meal?
**[20:38] Sara**
But of course!
**[20:40] Yohei**
Looks like you won big today.
**[20:43] Sosuke**
Yes, well... Ack!
**[20:47] Yohei**
Is something wrong?
**[20:49] Sosuke**
* It doesn't look like he realizes*
* we were following him.*
**[20:52] Sosuke**
Er, it's nothing. How'd you make out?
**[20:55] Yohei**
No luck at all.
**[20:57] Yohei**
But I only spend 100 yen each time.
**[21:00] Sosuke**
I see. So you're just here
to enjoy the race, then?
**[21:04] Yohei**
Yes.
**[21:06] Yohei**
I have kids about your daughter's age.
**[21:09] Yohei**
They're obsessed with a horse racing game.
**[21:11] Yohei**
While I was researching everything I could
so we could talk about it together,
**[21:16] Yohei**
I ended up hooked on real horse racing.
**[21:19] Sosuke**
Then why don't you bring your kids next time?
**[21:23] Sosuke**
I think they'd have fun.
**[21:25] Sara**
Yes! Indubitably!
**[21:27] Yohei**
Yeah. I'll think about it.
**[21:30] Yohei**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[21:32] Sosuke**
Oh, sure.
**[21:37] Sosuke**
We got caught up in the racing,
and then our mark even talked to us...
**[21:42] Sosuke**
I messed up big.
**[21:44] Sara**
Well, things like this happen
every once in a while.
**[21:47] Sara**
Don't be too glum.
**[21:49] Sosuke**
Whose fault do you think this is?! Huh?!
**[21:51] Sara**
S-Stop that, you fool!
**[21:53] Sara**
He actually thought that I was your daughter.
**[21:53] Sign**
Off-Site Sales in Operation
Kasamatsu Racetrack
**[21:57] Sosuke**
Well, I guess that's what
most folks would assume.
**[22:01] Sara**
Indeed...
**[22:03] Sara**
Ta-hay... Ta-hay-stee!
**[22:06] Sara**
Hida-gyu sure is ta-hay-stee!
**[22:08] Sara**
So is yakiniku and sukiyaki...
**[22:09] Sosuke**
What the heck's with that song?
**[22:11] Sara**
And then... horse sashimi! And yukhoe!
**[22:13] Sosuke**
Say, Sara.
**[22:15] Sosuke**
Do you want to be my actual daughter?
**[22:22] Sara**
Yeah!
**[23:50] Sign**
I'll make Senpai fall for me someday!
-Haruka Neya
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:56] Isao**
So this is the girl who's
been in your care, Sosuke?
**[23:59] Sosuke**
Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
she's also your granddaughter.
**[24:04] Isao**
Wait, my granddaughter? What?
**[24:06] Sara**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!