# E3 - The Homeless Gourmet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNK29M/the-homeless-gourmet)
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**[01:32] Sign**
#TheHomelessGourmet
**[01:34] Livia**
*Suzuki-dono...*
**[01:36] Livia**
* I guess you've returned*
* to where you belong.*
**[01:41] Livia**
*Please take care.*
**[01:42] Livia**
*I will try to survive on my own.*
**[01:48] Livia**
*Now then, I'll need to procure some food.*
**[01:53] Livia**
* If I remember correctly,*
* the fish in this river...*
**[01:56] (Flashback) Suzuki**
In order to fish in the Nagara River,
you need to buy a fishing permit.
**[02:03] Livia**
* To think there's perfectly delicious food*
* swimming right in front of me*
**[02:07] Livia**
*and all I can do is look at it...*
**[02:12] Livia**
I'm quite hungry.
**[02:15] Livia**
A grasshopper?
**[02:18] Livia**
No, no, hold it right there!
**[02:21] Livia**
That's a bug.
**[02:23] Livia**
How could I, a proud noble
of the empire, consume a *bug*?!
**[02:27] Livia**
When I didn't resort to such a thing
even when our country was destroyed?!
**[02:41] Livia**
*Grasshoppers are good!*
**[02:43] Livia**
*How can they be so delicious?*
**[02:47] Livia**
Grasshoppers are scrumptious!
**[02:49] Livia**
I hate that they're so delectable!
**[02:55] Livia**
Good morning, Murata-dono.
**[02:57] Murata**
Oh, heya.
**[02:58] Sign**
Murata
**[02:58] Murata**
Where's Suzuki-san today?
**[03:01] Livia**
Suzuki-dono has returned
to where he belongs.
**[03:04] Murata**
Hey, that's great. But are you
going to be all right by your lonesome?
**[03:09] Livia**
Yes, I'm somehow managing on my own.
**[03:12] Murata**
I see. We all gather around
here in the evenings,
**[03:16] Murata**
so swing by if you feel like it.
**[03:19] Murata**
You can at least kill some time.
**[03:21] Livia**
Sure. Thanks for looking out for me.
**[03:28] Man**
Seriously?
**[03:29] Man**
What? I've never heard of them.
**[03:32] Man**
Come on, now.
**[03:34] Livia**
I decided to take you up on your invitation.
**[03:39] Livia**
If you'd like... please,
help yourselves to this.
**[03:42] Murata**
Wow, grasshopper tempura?
**[03:45] Murata**
Did you make that?
**[03:46] Livia**
Yes.
**[03:47] Kurinohara**
Man, these go great with some sake!
**[03:51] Kurinohara**
Let's break out the special stuff!
**[03:52] Sign**
Kukkoro
**[03:53] Murata**
You sure are generous, Kurinohara-san!
**[03:57] Kurinohara**
I won big in pachinko.
**[04:00] Livia**
What is this "pachinko"?
**[04:03] Kurinohara**
Oh? You interested, lass?
**[04:06] Kurinohara**
You see, pachinko is...
**[04:08] Kurinohara**
You feel like a king when you win!
**[04:14] Livia**
How delicious!
**[04:16] Murata**
Look at you.
**[04:18] Kurinohara**
Way to go, lass!
**[04:21] Sosuke**
* I was worried, but it looks*
* like she's having fun.*
**[04:33] Livia**
*The rice in this world is truly delicious.*
**[04:36] Saito**
Hello.
**[04:39] Livia**
Hello there.
**[04:40] Saito**
Oh, so you can speak Japanese!
**[04:43] Saito**
Do you like the food?
**[04:45] Livia**
Yes. It's rather tasty.
**[04:47] Saito**
That's great!
**[04:47] Sign**
Saito
**[04:47] Sign**
Aoki
**[04:49] Saito**
Say, would you care to chat with us for a bit?
**[04:53] Livia**
I certainly wouldn't mind.
**[04:56] Saito**
Miss, you seem rather young.
**[04:59] Saito**
You must have been through quite an ordeal.
**[05:02] Livia**
Huh? Er, yes, you could say that.
**[05:06] Saito**
Are you struggling with anything
in your everyday life?
**[05:09] Livia**
Oh, no, not really.
**[05:12] Saito**
Listen, just so you know,
you don't need to hold back with us.
**[05:16] Aoki**
That's right. You can tell us everything.
**[05:19] Livia**
Hmm... Well, if anything, I guess there's
the fact that I can't find a job.
**[05:24] Livia**
I haven't been able to sign a lease
or open a bank account.
**[05:28] Livia**
And I don't have a family register,
so I can't really solve all of that.
**[05:31] Saito and Aoki**
You're definitely struggling!
**[05:34] Livia**
Well, I was planning on figuring
it all out eventually,
**[05:38] Livia**
but taking it easy here for a bit
isn't so bad.
**[05:42] Saito**
T-Taking it easy?
**[05:43] Aoki**
You're so positive.
**[05:46] Saito**
I know.
**[05:47] Saito**
Why don't you come see what our clan is like?
**[05:51] Livia**
What is this "clan" you speak of?
**[05:53] Saito**
I'm talking about our group,
the World's Branch Hill Clan.
**[05:58] Saito**
In order to create a world where everyone
can be happy, we feed the needy,
**[06:03] Saito**
do volunteer work, and sell
goods that enrich people's lives.
**[06:08] Livia**
Ah, what a wonderful organization.
**[06:10] Aoki**
It is!
**[06:12] Saito**
My life has changed so much
since I discovered the clan.
**[06:17] Saito**
If you become a clan member,
you can live in our clan home too.
**[06:21] Livia**
Oh! Then would it be all right
if I came and had a look?
**[06:25] Saito and Aoki**
Of course!
**[06:28] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[06:28] Sign**
RAICHO
**[06:29] Sign**
#TheSaviorLadyKnight
**[06:29] Young saleswoman**
And just for you today, we're willing to sell
this statue at a special low price.
**[06:35] Sosuke**
Yeah, I'm good. Please leave.
**[06:38] Young saleswoman**
Oh, don't say that!
**[06:39] Young saleswoman**
With this, your luck will skyrocket
and you can kiss your meager life goodbye!
**[06:44] Sosuke**
Mind your damn business!
**[06:45] Young saleswoman**
Ah, at least let us pray for you!
**[06:48] Suzuki**
Shut up!
**[06:54] Sara**
What were they trying to sell?
**[06:56] Sosuke**
Some statue that purges evil spirits
**[06:59] Sosuke**
and brings the house good luck, apparently.
**[07:02] Sara**
That is precisely what we need most!
**[07:05] Sara**
Chase them down at once and purchase it!
**[07:07] Sosuke**
Chill. Like anything like that
is real in this world.
**[07:12] Sara**
What?
**[07:13] Sosuke**
It's supernatural-related fraud.
**[07:15] Sosuke**
They hawk bogus wares.
**[07:18] Sara**
My word! And this is acceptable here?
**[07:22] Sosuke**
If the person selling the stuff is aware
that it has absolutely no power or benefit,
**[07:28] Sosuke**
it could be considered fraud or extortion.
**[07:31] Sosuke**
But those people genuinely seemed
to believe what they were saying.
**[07:34] Sosuke**
They're still young, so maybe they got
dragged into some fake club in college.
**[07:39] Sara**
A fake club?
**[07:42] Sosuke**
Religious or political organizations
sometimes pretend to be normal groups
**[07:47] Sosuke**
to lure in students.
**[07:49] Sosuke**
If you follow blindly, you end up under
their mind control and become one of them.
**[07:54] Sara**
And how do they accomplish that?
**[07:56] Sosuke**
The most famous method is subliminal stimuli.
**[08:00] Sosuke**
It affects people's subconscious
**[08:02] Sosuke**
with visuals and sounds you don't perceive.
**[08:05] Sosuke**
Though it's unclear
if it's just a bunch of hogwash.
**[08:10] Sosuke**
Honestly, the most common way is to
approach and convince people directly.
**[08:13] Sara**
That sounds surprisingly... proper.
**[08:17] Sosuke**
No matter how absurd something might be,
**[08:19] Sosuke**
if a true believer espouses it
with all their heart...
**[08:23] Sosuke**
you're surprisingly likely to buy in.
**[08:27] Sosuke**
But it's not like you're going to learn the
secret of some unknown world from a stranger.
**[08:38] Saito**
This is our home.
**[08:41] Saito**
We even have a gymnasium.
**[08:43] Saito**
Would you like to play a
little game of basketball?
**[08:45] Livia**
Basketball?
**[08:47] Saito**
We'd like to rent the basketball
court for an hour.
**[08:51] Livia**
Saito-dono, what are these?
**[08:54] Saito**
They're hill bills,
the currency the clan uses.
**[08:56] Saito**
You earn them by contributing to the clan.
**[08:59] Sign**
Bathrooms
**[08:59] Livia**
You can't use standard Japanese currency?
**[09:02] Saito**
Here at home, you can only use hill bills.
**[09:05] Sign**
Gymnasium Sign-Up Form
**[09:05] Sign**
Name
**[09:05] Saito**
You can convert Japanese yen
to hill bills, though.
**[09:09] Livia**
What about hill bills into yen?
**[09:11] Saito**
Oh, there's no need.
**[09:13] Saito**
The system is designed to make you want to work for the good of society
**[09:16] Saito**
instead of for money!
**[09:19] Livia**
I see...
**[09:24] Livia**
Hmm...
**[09:26] Saito**
Livia-san! Over here!
**[09:29] Livia**
Like this?
**[09:30] Saito**
Perfect!
**[09:36] Livia**
Ooh, that was brilliant, Saito-dono!
**[09:40] Saito**
To be honest, I trained to go pro.
**[09:43] Livia**
Oh, I see!
**[09:45] Saito**
But that dream was shattered
when I got injured.
**[09:48] Livia**
I'm very sorry to hear that.
**[09:50] Saito**
Oh, it's fine. Right now, I'm living a
fulfilling life thanks to the clan.
**[09:57] Livia**
Whoops!
**[10:02] Livia**
There!
**[10:05] Clan member B**
Seriously?
**[10:06] Clan member A**
Is she really a beginner?
**[10:09] Saito**
Next, let's switch up teams.
**[10:11] Saito**
Livia-san, you'll have to deal with me now.
**[10:14] Livia**
I am up for the challenge!
**[10:20] Livia**
My word!
**[10:23] Livia**
You are a worthy opponent.
**[10:24] Aoki**
Saito-kun! You're being a bit childish!
**[10:27] Saito**
Sorry, I got kind of carried away.
**[10:31] Saito**
It's only a game, so let's all have fun.
**[10:35] Saito**
Oh, no. You needn't hold back with me.
**[10:39] Saito**
Failing all else,
I will give it my all as well.
**[10:43] Saito**
Huh?
**[10:46] Saito**
Huh?!
**[10:47] Livia**
If I remember correctly, you can take two
steps while holding the ball, correct?
**[10:57] Aoki**
Wait, what?!
**[10:59] Clan member B**
Seriously...?
**[11:01] Livia**
I-Is it perhaps against the rules to put the
ball into the hoop while holding it?
**[11:06] Clan member B**
H-Holy crap! What the heck was that dunk?!
**[11:09] Clan member A**
Didn't she just jump crazy far?
**[11:11] Clan member C**
She didn't even have a running start!
Not even a pro could do that!
**[11:15] Livia**
E-Er, well, you see, I happen to, uh...
practice Chinese martial arts.
**[11:21] Member**
Seriously?
**[11:22] Saito**
Livia-san!
**[11:24] Saito**
I'm sorry for faking you out so many
times when you're just a beginner.
**[11:28] Saito**
And to think I wanted to go pro.
It's laughable, honestly.
**[11:31] Livia**
Why is there any need for modesty?
**[11:34] Livia**
I'm quite impressed with your
fighting spirit, Saito-dono.
**[11:37] Saito**
Fighting spirit? This all just
means I still have a ways to go.
**[11:41] Saito**
Oh, that's right! The master
is giving a lecture tonight.
**[11:45] Saito**
You should join us, Livia-san.
**[11:47] Livia**
The master?
**[11:49] Saito**
The head of our clan, Noa Minakami-sama!
**[11:53] Saito**
I'm sure that if you hear Noa-sama speak,
you'll find your purpose in life!
**[11:57] Livia**
Is this person that magnificent?
**[12:00] Saito**
But of course!
**[12:02] Saito**
Noa-sama was born and raised deep within
Tibet and gained divine powers!
**[12:07] Livia**
Divine powers?
**[12:09] Aoki**
She can heal wounds and illnesses,
**[12:13] Aoki**
drive away disasters, and bring happiness!
**[12:15] Livia**
My word! You mean magic actually
exists in this world?
**[12:18] Aoki and Saito**
Huh?
**[12:19] Livia**
Oh, er, nothing.
**[12:20] Livia**
Please, allow me to join you!
**[12:26] Kenji**
* My name is Kenji. I'm a totally*
* normal college student.*
**[12:41] Kenji**
*Hey, we work at the same place.*
**[12:43] Saki**
*My name is Saki.*
**[12:45] Kenji**
*Saki-chan! Please go out with me!*
**[12:48] Saki**
*I'll totes go out with you!*
**[12:50] Kenji**
*Saki-chan!*
**[12:52] Livia**
*What a shocking turn of events!*
**[12:55] Livia**
* What's going to happen*
* to Kenji and Saki now?*
**[12:59] Doctor**
* Unfortunately, the chances of her regaining*
* consciousness are extremely low.*
**[13:05] Kenji**
*Saki-chan...*
**[13:07] Livia**
*I have to wonder, though...*
**[13:09] Livia**
* Why do this mysterious woman and*
* these words appear every so often?*
**[13:16] Livia**
* Hrm, it's a bit of an annoyance,*
* but I suppose I'll ignore it.*
**[13:23] Kenji**
* There's no meaning to my*
* life without Saki-chan...*
**[13:27] Akira**
* Hey, Kenji! You should do*
* some volunteer work with me!*
**[13:31] Kenji**
*You're Akira, my friend from college!*
**[13:34] Kenji**
*You do volunteer work?*
**[13:37] Akira**
*Yup!*
**[13:38] Akira**
* Along with my friends and family*
* at the World's Branch Hill Clan!*
**[13:43] Noa**
* Kenji-san, I am the master*
* of our clan, Noa Minakami.*
**[13:48] Noa**
* I need your strength in*
* order to save this world!*
**[14:01] Kenji**
*Wh-What is this?!*
**[14:04] Noa**
* Our world is being devoured*
* by an evil force.*
**[14:09] Kenji**
*I had no idea!*
**[14:11] Livia**
*Another surprising development!*
**[14:13] Livia**
*But that voice really is obnoxious...*
**[14:14] Noa**
* Everything will be okay if*
* you believe in the clan.*
**[14:18] Noa**
*Give your money to the clan.*
**[14:24] Monster**
*You will stand in the way of evil no longer!*
**[14:26] Kenji**
*Everyone! We need to work together!*
**[14:29] All**
*Yeah!*
**[14:30] Noa**
* Believe in God's love.*
* This world is overflowing with hope.*
**[14:45] Kenji**
*Saki-chan!*
**[14:48] Saki**
*Kenji-kun!*
**[14:49] Noa**
*When evil blossoms within people's hearts,*
**[14:52] Noa**
* darkness will fall upon*
* this world once again.*
**[14:56] Noa**
*Our battle has only just begun.*
**[15:00] Kenji**
*Noa-sama...*
**[15:01] Kenji**
*As members of the clan,*
**[15:04] Kenji**
* we offer you our bodies, hearts, money...*
* everything to continue fighting!*
**[15:08] Noa**
*Thank you, my warriors of light.*
**[15:19] Livia**
That was quite entertaining!
**[15:22] Livia**
Especially at the end! It was great
to see them defeat the monster.
**[15:26] Aoki**
I'm glad to hear it.
You have real potential, Livia-san.
**[15:31] Livia**
By the way, why were there flashes
of a picture of that woman?
**[15:34] Livia**
Not to mention the strange voice that
kept talking in the latter half...
**[15:38] Aoki**
What are you talking about?
**[15:40] Livia**
Huh? Oh, er, never mind.
**[15:44] Sign**
Keichan
2 Hill Bills
**[15:44] Sign**
Miso Soup
1 Hill Bill
**[15:44] Sign**
Gyoza
2 Hill Bills
**[15:44] Sign**
White Rice
1 Hill Bill
**[15:45] Livia**
Let's dig in!
**[15:48] Aoki**
Do you like it?
**[15:50] Livia**
Yes! Especially this chicken
dish. It's delightful!
**[15:54] Saito**
That's called keichan.
It's a local delicacy in Gifu.
**[15:55] Sign**
Keichan: Chicken marinated in a miso or soy sauce base and then sauteed with cabbage
and other ingredients. Seasoning may vary depending on the household or restaurant.
**[15:58] Livia**
I see! The miso flavor soaked through
the chicken is positively delicious.
**[16:03] Saito**
What kinds of foods do you
usually eat, Livia-san?
**[16:07] Livia**
Let's see... I'd say my diet
primarily consists of instant noodles.
**[16:12] Livia**
Then there's curry, the rice balls the
volunteers make for us, and grasshoppers.
**[16:15] Saito**
Ah, yes, grasshoppers.
**[16:17] Saito**
Grasshoppers?!
**[16:18] Aoki**
Grasshoppers as in the bugs?!
**[16:21] Livia**
Yes! They're quite delicious
battered and fried.
**[16:31] Livia**
Is she the master you spoke of?
**[16:33] Saito**
Yes, that's correct.
**[16:35] Livia**
Huh.
**[16:40] Noa**
I am truly delighted to see
all of you on this lovely night.
**[16:46] Noa**
Right now, this world is
overflowing with sadness.
**[16:49] Noa**
But there is no need to despair!
**[16:52] Noa**
If we combine the powers of the members
of this clan, no, this family,
**[16:57] Livia**
* Will I get to witness*
* these divine powers soon?*
**[16:57] Noa**
there is no obstacle we cannot overcome!
**[17:01] Noa**
There is a member I'd like
to reward before all of you tonight.
**[17:07] Noa**
Seiji Uchiyama-san.
**[17:09] Uchiyama**
Yes.
**[17:11] Sign**
Seiji Uchiyama
**[17:13] Livia**
*Oh?*
**[17:14] Noa**
Please, step right up.
**[17:16] Noa**
Uchiyama-san has offered 5,000
hill bills to the clan.
**[17:21] Clan member A**
How wonderful!
**[17:23] Clan member B**
I need to work even harder!
**[17:26] Noa**
To thank him for his dedication,
I would like to give him a blessing.
**[17:37] Noa**
O heaven, protect our brother
from all calamity!
**[17:44] Livia**
*A spell to shield someone from all calamity?*
**[17:47] Livia**
*Does such a thing actually exist?*
**[17:58] Uchiyama**
Stay back! Stay back, or I'll kill her!
**[18:02] Livia**
Saito-dono, is this also
part of the entertainment?
**[18:05] Saito**
I-I'm very sorry.
I don't know what's going on.
**[18:08] Noa**
Uchiyama-san, why are you doing this?
**[18:12] Livia**
* Hmm, it is quite impressive that*
* she is able to hide her fear*
**[18:16] Livia**
*with that knife up against her.*
**[18:18] Uchiyama**
Everyone, listen to me!
**[18:20] Clan members**
How dare you?!
**[18:20] Uchiyama**
This woman is nothing but a con artist!
**[18:21] Clan members**
You'll pay!
**[18:21] Clan members**
Stop this madness!
**[18:22] Uchiyama**
You've all just been brainwashed!
**[18:23] Clan members**
Let go of Noa-sama!
**[18:24] Uchiyama**
M-My older sister was robbed
for all she was worth
**[18:27] Uchiyama**
by the clan three years ago,
and then she stole from our family!
**[18:31] Uchiyama**
Because of that,
I had to drop out of high school!
**[18:35] Livia**
Is that true?
**[18:35] Uchiyama**
An evil cult that exploits its members for
money with phony spiritual powers...
**[18:37] Saito**
N-No! It can't be.
**[18:39] Uchiyama**
That's what this clan is!
**[18:40] Noa**
Everyone! Please do not blame
Uchiyama-san for his actions.
**[18:44] Noa**
We are all family here!
**[18:49] Uchiyama**
Damn it!
**[18:51] Uchiyama**
Then show us proof that you're
not just some con artist!
**[18:55] Noa**
You want proof?
**[18:57] Uchiyama**
You just blessed me a
second ago to protect me
**[19:01] Uchiyama**
from any kind of disaster, right?
**[19:03] Uchiyama**
So let's put those divine powers
of yours to the test!
**[19:14] Livia**
*Yeah, he totally just stabbed himself.*
**[19:19] Uchiyama**
Well, Master?
**[19:21] Uchiyama**
I just received your blessing
a moment ago, didn't I?
**[19:25] Uchiyama**
So how do you explain this?
**[19:28] Noa**
Th-That blessing was
to protect you from evil.
**[19:34] Noa**
It cannot stop you from harming yourself.
**[19:39] Uchiyama**
Yeah, okay.
**[19:41] Uchiyama**
I guess I'll buy that.
**[19:44] Uchiyama**
All right, Noa-sama. I was wrong.
**[19:49] Uchiyama**
So please save me with
your miraculous powers.
**[19:54] Uchiyama**
You can't just sit by...
**[19:57] Uchiyama**
while a family member dies
in front of you, right?
**[20:00] Noa**
I-I...
**[20:03] Livia**
* It appears as though she*
* cannot use healing magic.*
**[20:07] Livia**
Oh, very well.
**[20:09] Saito**
Livia-san?
**[20:13] Security**
Hey, stay back!
**[20:14] Noa**
Wh-Who are you?
**[20:16] Livia**
Just some homeless passerby.
**[20:33] Uchiyama**
Huh? The pain's gone...?
**[20:36] Livia**
Well, that should do it.
**[20:39] Livia**
It will leave a scar,
but you can live with that.
**[20:42] Uchiyama**
R-Right...
**[20:43] Noa**
Our savior...
**[20:46] Livia**
Huh?
**[20:46] Noa**
There's no doubt about it!
**[20:49] Noa**
You must be our savior sent from the heavens!
**[20:52] Livia**
I beg your pardon?
**[20:54] Noa**
I have been waiting an eternity
for this day to arrive.
**[20:58] Noa**
Lady Savior, I offer you
everything our clan has.
**[21:01] Noa**
So please, show us the way to salvation!
**[21:04] Livia**
Huh?!
**[21:05] Livia**
Er, I really can't help you...
**[21:12] Aoki**
Lady Savior! Please show us the way!
**[21:16] Noa**
I beg of you, Lady Savior!
**[21:21] Livia**
I'm terribly sorry, but I must decline.
**[21:24] Livia**
After all, there's someone waiting for me.
**[21:28] Livia**
I bid you farewell!
**[21:29] Noa**
Please wait, Lady Savior!
**[21:32] Noa**
Everyone! Please stop her!
**[21:36] Saito**
Please don't go, Livia-san! No, Lady Savior!
**[21:40] Livia**
Saito-dono, I am no savior.
**[21:49] Livia**
I had a lot of fun playing
basketball with you.
**[21:58] Livia**
* It's been quite some time since I last*
* got to frolic and dine with people my age.*
**[22:06] Livia**
*It was rather fun, but...*
**[23:37] Sign**
I will come for you, Princess,
no matter what! -Livia
**[23:42] Clan Exec**
Unfortunately, it appears
we've lost sight of our lady savior.
**[23:47] Noa**
I see.
**[23:49] Noa**
Livia-sama, I hope to see you again soon.
**[23:50] Sign**
Noa Minakami
**[23:50] Sign**
Religious
Leader
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
I would like to go to school.
**[23:58] Sosuke**
You didn't have school in your last world?
**[24:01] Sara**
It was the norm for the imperial
family and nobles to hire tutors.
**[24:06] Sosuke**
School, huh? I guess I can try something.