E11 - Christmas in Gifu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [00:00] Sara     Hngh... [00:00] Sign     #ChristmasINGifu [00:02] Sara     I've eaten too much... [00:06] Sign     Christmas Party [00:06] Sign     1. Opening words     2. Team 1's presentation     3. Team 2's presentation [00:06] Sign     4. Games for everyone     5. Gift exchange     6. Closing words [00:07] Sign     12 PM Class 6-2's Christmas Party [00:11] (Flashback) Okumura     Kusanagi-san, please accept my glucose! [00:15] Miyazaki     You can have my protein! [00:16] Sign     In America, they eat cookies on Christmas     in the shapes of stars and snowmen. [00:16] Konta     I speak English very, very, very good! [00:18] (Flashback) Iino     H-Here... [00:20] (Flashback) Sara     Indeed. No objections. [00:22] Sign     2 PM Children's Organization Christmas Event [00:27] (Flashback) Mizusawa Yume     Sara-sama, I (warawa) want you     to have my sweets! [00:30] (Flashback) Child A     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:30] (Flashback) Child B     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:31] (Flashback) Child C     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:33] (Flashback) Sara     Indeed. No objections. [00:33] ETC     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:36] Sign     4 PM Yasunaga Family Christmas Party [00:38] (Flashback) Yayoi     Welcome to my home, Sara-sama! [00:41] (Flashback) Yayoi     Please sample these Christmas dishes made      from Gifu rice to your heart's content! [00:48] (Flashback) Sara     I-Indeed... No objections... [00:51] Sign     6 PM Karaoke Cafe Raicho's Christmas Party [00:52] (Flashback) Rinri     Sara-chan, you can eat all you want today. [00:57] (Flashback) Sara     N-N-No objections... [01:02] Sara     But my stomach thoroughly     objected down the line... [01:05] Sosuke     You overdid it. [01:07] Sara     'Tis one of a supreme ruler's many duties. [01:12] Livia     It's been so long, Princess! [01:16] Sara     Ah, Livia. Why are you dressed like that? [01:19] Sara     You'd better not have involved yourself     in shady dealings yet again. [01:24] Livia     Oh, I wouldn't dream of it! [01:25] Livia     I've been living an honest     and simple life since then. [01:28] Livia     I've brought you a Christmas     present today, Princess! [01:31] Sara     A present? [01:33] Livia     Yes! [01:34] Sara     Even though you're homeless? [01:36] Livia     Princess, I am no longer homeless. [01:39] Sara     So you found employment somewhere? [01:42] Livia     Yes! [01:42] Livia     I'm currently a product advisor for a     company called the World's Branch Hill Clan. [01:48] Sosuke     World's what now? [01:50] Sosuke     I feel like I've heard that before... [01:52] Sara     Well, no matter. It appears as though you've     found your place in this world. [01:56] Livia     Yes! I promise that I will one day     create a place where [02:00] Livia     you can live peacefully too, Princess. [02:02] Sara     Hmm? Ah, you needn't worry     about that any longer. [02:05] Livia     What do you mean? [02:06] Sara     I have been registered in this world      as Sosuke's daughter. [02:11] Sara     I'm even going to school now! [02:14] Livia     My word! Sosuke-dono is now your father? [02:17] Livia     D-Does that make Sosuke-dono the emperor...? [02:21] Sosuke     No. [02:21] Sara     Of course not. [02:23] Sara     I've started a new life in     this world as Sara Kusanagi. [02:28] Sara     The seventh princess,     Sara da Odin, no longer exists. [02:31] Sara     Therefore, Livia, [02:33] Sara     live your life here as you please      rather than as my retainer. [02:40] Livia     Princess... [02:41] Sara     There is no need to be sad. [02:43] Sara     Even if we are no longer master and servant,      it does not change the fact [02:47] Sara     that you are my one and only companion     who came to this world from ours. [02:56] Livia     No matter what happens in the future,     I will always treasure you, Princess. [03:01] Livia     That will never change. [03:02] Sara     Indeed. [03:03] Sara     I'm proud to have had someone     as loyal as you serve at my side. [03:08] Livia     You humble me with your words. [03:11] Sara     Do not cry. This is not our final farewell. [03:14] Sara     Now then, Livia, what is this     present you have for me? [03:19] Livia     Oh, right! [03:21] Sosuke     That's you, isn't it, Livia? [03:24] Livia     Why, yes! [03:26] Livia     Princess, please allow me to leave     this doll by your side in my stead! [03:34] Sara     Uh... [03:35] Sara     It's so realistic that it's a bit creepy,      but the quality is quite impressive. [03:40] Livia     It was personally created by the president     of the company I work for. [03:44] Sara     She's even posable! [03:49] Sara     Spider walk! And then... [03:51] Sara     Comăneci! And then... [03:53] Sara     Sheeeh! [03:54] Livia     Princess, you can even     play dress-up with her. [03:58] Sara     What in the world is this lineup? [04:01] Livia     If there are any other outfits you'd like,      I shall ask that they be created. [04:05] Sara     My word. The possibilities are endless. [04:09] Sara     Th-This is... [04:10] Sosuke     Q-Quite lewd. [04:12] Livia     We made sure she was accurate     down to the minutest detail! [04:15] Sosuke     Wait, so this is your... [04:17] Sara     It's creepily a bit too realistic... [04:19] Sara     Even her hair seems real. [04:23] Sara     Wait, are you telling me that this hair is... [04:26] Livia     Oh, did you notice? Why, yes!     The doll actually has my hair! [04:31] Sara     What?! [04:32] Sara     Th-Then, um, uh... the hair down there is... [04:37] Livia     Naturally, that's mine too! [04:39] Sara     That's disgusting, you moron! [04:42] Livia     Wh-What are you doing, Princess?! [04:44] Sara     Don't give me that, you oaf! [04:47] Sara     I totally touched it, idiot! [04:50] Sosuke     Uh... I'm pretty sure we'll get cursed      if we keep this in our home. [04:54] Livia     Th-That's so rude! [04:57] Sara     Get that cursed object out of here     and leave immediately, you fool! [05:01] Sara     Otherwise I will eliminate     you both here and now! [05:05] Livia     P-Please, anything but that... [05:07] Livia     This doll is the product of all     my and Noa-dono's hard work! [05:13] Livia     Very well... I shall take my leave. [05:19] Sara     Honestly, that hack... [05:22] Sosuke     Oh! Now I remember! [05:25] Sosuke     The World's Branch Hill Clan are those people     who came by a while back to sell me something. [05:30] Sosuke     The fortunetelling fraudsters. [05:31] Sara     So you're telling me that Livia currently     belongs to that cult's little shill? [05:36] Sosuke     I mean, she said she was in     product development, didn't she? [05:39] Sosuke     Are they gonna sell that thing door-to-door? [05:41] Sara     What in the world is she doing? [05:44] Noa     Livia-sama, were you able     to deliver your present? [05:48] Livia     Noa-dono, please hurry     and finish writing a song. [05:51] Noa     Eh? [05:53] Livia     I... [05:54] Livia     The band is all I have left. [07:28] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [07:28] Sign     Kaburaya [07:29] Sosuke     I guess your winter break ends today. [07:33] Sosuke     Did you do all of your homework? [07:33] Sign     #ThePrincessandtheAquarium [07:35] Sara     There's one assignment     that's giving me trouble. [07:39] Sosuke     What is it? [07:40] Sara     An essay on memories I made over winter break. [07:42] Sosuke     I see... [07:45] Sosuke     Why don't you just write     about your first shrine visit [07:48] Sosuke     or how touched you were watching the Ekiden? [07:52] Sosuke     If you have something to say, just say it. [07:55] Sosuke     I mean... we're family, after all. [07:58] Sara     Could you take me somewhere? [08:01] Sosuke     Okay. We're closing up for the day. [08:05] Sara     Really?! [08:06] Sosuke     Is there anywhere you want to go? [08:08] Sara     I'm so looking forward to the aquarium! [08:11] Sosuke     Is it that exciting? [08:12] Sara     Indeed! Sosuke, I would like     to see the dolphin show! [08:16] Sosuke     They don't have a dolphin show. [08:19] Sara     What? [08:20] Sara     But I thought the main attractions     at aquariums were dolphin shows. [08:24] Sara     Well, there are plenty     of other fish I'd like to see. [08:27] Sara     Sharks, for example! [08:28] Sosuke     They don't have sharks either. [08:30] Sara     What? Then how about killer whales? [08:32] Sosuke     Nope. [08:32] Sara     Garden eels? [08:33] Sosuke     Nope. [08:33] Sara     Octopuses? [08:34] Sosuke     Nope. [08:34] Sara     Penguins?! [08:35] Sosuke     Nope. [08:35] Sara     Tuna?! [08:36] Sosuke     Still nope. [08:37] Sara     You're saying no to everything! [08:38] Sara     So what do they have? [08:41] Sosuke     The place we're heading to     is called Aqua Toto Gifu, [08:43] Sosuke     and they specialize in freshwater fish. [08:45] Sara     Freshwater fish? [08:47] Sign     Mt. Dainichi [08:47] Sosuke     Yeah. The main exhibit is a model of     the Nagara River, from source to mouth. [08:48] Sign     Nagara River [08:51] Sign     Ise Bay [08:52] Sosuke     They have fish, reptiles,     and birds that live there. [08:56] Sosuke     But they have exhibits     on more than just the Nagara. [08:59] Sosuke     They have ones on the Amazon River,      Africa, and Southeast Asia. [09:02] Sosuke     It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium. [09:05] Sara     I-I see. Is that so? [09:09] Sosuke     Are you at least a little excited now? [09:11] Sara     A little... [09:25] Lady     Say, "Pira-pira-pirarucu!" [09:38] Sosuke     I wonder if people actually     see us as family. [09:42] Sara     Come now, do not rush. Wait your turn! [09:49] Sara     Fishies, fishies, fishies! [09:52] Sara     Fishies are meant for eating! [09:55] Sosuke     Not sure that's the best song to sing     on the way home from the aquarium. [09:59] Sara     I am just expressing my love for fish! [10:01] Sara     They're great to look at and to eat. [10:03] Sara     Fish are grand indeed! [10:05] Sosuke     All right. I guess we can hit     a sushi place for dinner. [10:07] Sara     Oh? [10:08] Sosuke     Of the conveyor belt variety, of course. [10:11] Sara     What is this "conveyor belt variety"? [10:13] Sosuke     Oh, you don't know about conveyor belt sushi? [10:15] Sosuke     The sushi goes around in a circle. [10:17] Sara     The sushi goes around in a circle?     What does that even mean? [10:20] Sara     And for what reason? [10:22] Sosuke     Well, you'll see soon enough. [10:24] Sosuke     So no looking it up on the net. [10:27] Sara     Very well. [10:28] Sara     Then I shall look forward to finding out. [10:32] Sara     Ooh! [10:34] Sara     It's going around! The sushi really is     going around in a circle! [10:48] Sara     That was so fun and delicious! [10:51] Sosuke     So, what did you enjoy most? [10:53] Sara     The pudding! [10:54] Sosuke     That's not sushi. [10:58] Noa     You're the one who asked me     to make the lyrics edgier [11:01] Noa     since they were too normal for you, Asumi-san! [11:04] Puriketsu     And now I'm saying they're     so edgy that they're creepy! [11:08] Puriketsu     Why are your lyrics always either     extremely over the top or boring, Noa-san? [11:12] Noa     Well, your lyrics are even     more nonsensical, Asumi-san! [11:16] Noa     The incorrect English and made-up     words are highly infuriating. [11:20] Puriketsu     Also, why does Livia-chan     come up in all of your songs? [11:24] Noa     Well, of course Livia-sama would     come up in songs praising her! [11:27] Puriketsu     Then you're only going to reach     Livia-chan's followers! [11:31] Noa     I see absolutely no problem     with that at all! [11:33] Noa     Eventually, all of humanity will     become Livia-sama's followers! [11:37] Livia     We finally have a melody, but it seems     we've still got a rocky road ahead. [11:37] Puriketsu     You warped Livia-chan believer! [11:39] Puriketsu     At this rate, we'll never have a major debut! [11:42] Livia     Ah, the shrimp is good. [11:46] Brenda     Apparently, a woman who's good     at cooking lives nearby. [11:46] Sign     #TheWickedWomen'sChallenge [11:51] Brenda     And she's bringing him food      every now and then. [11:54] Neya     What? And you're okay with that?     It totally sounds like she's after him. [11:58] Brenda     Thankfully, it sounds like     there's a huge age gap, [12:02] Brenda     so he probably won't be      interested romantically. [12:04] Neya     How far apart in age are they? [12:07] Brenda     Um, I believe about fifteen or sixteen years? [12:10] Neya     So she's around 45? [12:13] Neya     I see. [12:14] Neya     I won't say it's impossible, but the odds     of a romantic development are low. [12:20] Brenda     But even if he doesn't care for her, [12:22] Brenda     if I want him to eat my cooking, [12:24] Brenda     he's going to compare our food     whether I like it or not. [12:28] Neya     That much is true. [12:30] Neya     Is that why you don't want him to have     more of yours until you improve? [12:33] Brenda     Correct. [12:35] Neya     If you're going to fight her cooking,     I don't know that my help will be enough. [12:39] Neya     Maybe you should attend     a proper cooking class. [12:43] Brenda     I definitely don't have time for that. [12:45] Brenda     Besides, I've been looking     forward to cooking with you. [12:51] Neya     Squee! [12:52] Neya     Sensei, why don't we try      making omelet rice today? [12:56] Neya     I'm not that great at it myself,     so why not cook it together? [13:00] Brenda     No. I do want to be able to make     omelet rice eventually, [13:04] Brenda     but there's something I'd like to try first. [13:07] Neya     A-And what might that be? [13:10] Brenda     H-Homemade chocolate... [13:13] Neya     Chocolate? But why? [13:16] Brenda     Valentine's Day is next month,     so I want to practice for that. [13:20] Neya     Ah, Valentine's Day. I totally forgot     about it since I never participate. [13:25] Brenda     Really? [13:26] Neya     Yes. It's a once-a-year thing,     so it never fits into my schedule. [13:31] Brenda     Behold a romance pro! [13:33] Neya     So you're telling him how     you feel with homemade chocolate? [13:36] Neya     I guess you're going all out, Sensei. [13:37] Brenda     T-Telling him how I feel? [13:40] Brenda     I'm just going to see     how things go when I give him [13:42] Brenda     chocolate as thanks for what he does. [13:44] Neya     Really? Before someone     else steals him from you, [13:48] Neya     I really think you should spill your guts. [13:51] Brenda     I-I can't. [13:53] Brenda     If I do that, I'll never be able     to look him in the eye again. [13:58] Neya     Oh, Sensei's just so cute! [14:01] Neya     I wonder if Sosuke-senpai also     likes girls who are this innocent! [14:06] Neya     All right. Let's make some chocolate today. [14:09] Neya     I've never made any myself,     so I'm not sure how this'll go. [14:13] Brenda     Don't worry! I'm sure it'll work out      if we help each other. [14:17] Neya     I see. One way of     making homemade chocolate [14:20] Neya     is melting store-bought     chocolate and reshaping it. [14:23] Neya     You can also make it from cacao beans. [14:26] Brenda     Since we're doing this,     let's make it from cacao beans. [14:29] Neya     Seriously? [14:31] Brenda     I mean, even if we reshape     store-bought chocolate, [14:33] Brenda     it's not going to taste any better, is it? [14:35] Neya     True. And, well, I guess we are     just practicing this time. [14:39] Neya     Let's try the harder method,     fully aware that we may fail. [14:42] Brenda     Yes. Let's do our best. [14:44] Neya     First, we need the cacao beans. [14:47] Brenda     Let's see. Sugar, sugar... [14:48] Sign     Chocolate Recipe     Ingredients     - Cacao beans     - Sugar     - Cocoa powder [14:50] Neya     We need a food processor to grind the beans. [14:54] Brenda     Then a tempering machine to stabilize     the oil and fat from the cacao beans. [14:58] Neya     Then a conching machine to refine     the oil, fat, and sugar... [15:02] Neya     Are you really going to buy this, Sensei? [15:04] Sign     Special price! Only 478,800 yen! [15:05] Brenda     Well, I can't turn back now     that we've come this far. [15:10] Neya     We're finally done with the preparations. [15:13] Brenda     Yes. Now we can truly begin. [15:17] Brenda     Apparently the time necessary     for the conching process [15:20] Brenda     is at least a couple hours, while some     specialty shops do it for over thirty. [15:24] Brenda     This time, let's try it      for about twelve hours. [15:28] Neya     Okay. [15:28] Neya     In that case, I'll be back     around 10 AM tomorrow. [15:32] Brenda     Okay. I'll be waiting. [15:33] Tateyama     Pardon me. What are you two     going to do about work? [15:37] Brenda and Neya     We're taking the day off tomorrow. [15:42] ---     The Next Day [15:44] Brenda     It's finally done. [15:46] Neya     Let's try them out! [15:52] Brenda     It's a little bitter...     Actually, it's pretty sour. [15:56] Neya     I would've thought it'd be much sweeter. [16:00] Brenda     The texture just isn't right either. [16:03] Brenda     I expected it to be smoother     after the conching process. [16:07] Neya     I don't think we messed up, though... [16:10] Brenda     Agreed. Let's look into it more. [16:14] Sign     C     H     O     C     O     L     A     T     E [16:14] Brenda     Apparently, certain types of cacao beans     are harder for beginners to work with. [16:19] Neya     Sensei! Apparently, the best sugar     to use is light brown sugar. [16:23] Brenda     Apparently, the flavor of the beans     can change based on roasting temp and time! [16:27] Neya     Apparently, the tempering time     can't be too long or too short! [16:31] Neya     Also, the perfect temperature can differ     depending on the kind of chocolate! [16:37] Brenda     Making chocolate is way too involved... [16:40] Neya     It is. I actually thought     high-quality chocolate [16:44] Neya     that costs like 1,000 yen for the tiniest bit     was highway robbery. [16:47] Brenda     Yes. But with the equipment,     manpower, and time... [16:50] Brenda     not to mention the knowledge,     technique, and experience... [16:52] Brenda     I guess there's a reason it's so expensive. [16:56] Neya     I wonder if we can reach that level someday. [17:00] Brenda     That might be a bit difficult. [17:02] Brenda     Haruka-chan, why don't you     dupe a famous pâtissier? [17:06] Neya     You want me to commit industrial espionage? [17:09] Brenda     I was kidding. [17:11] Brenda     I can't just give up after failing once. [17:15] Brenda     Let's learn from this blunder and     go right into attempt number two. [17:18] Neya     Right, Sensei! [17:26] Sosuke     It's been forever since Akira Suzukiri     released a new book, but it's great. [17:26] Sign     #AReunionUndertheBridge [17:31] Sosuke     His depiction of homelessness feels so real. [17:34] Sosuke     Is this how Livia lived? [17:34] Sign     Akira Suzukiri [17:34] Sign     Homeless Lady Knight [17:38] Sosuke     Oh, I've got a guest. [17:41] Sosuke     What is it? [17:42] Suzuki     Oh, I heard that a woman     named Livia worked at this agency. [17:47] Sosuke     Livia? You know Livia? [17:51] Suzukiiri     Yes. [17:52] Sosuke     I beg your pardon, but may I ask     how you two know each other? [17:55] Suzukiri     Well... [17:57] Sosuke     This is Akira Suzukiri. [17:59] Sosuke     He made a name for himself as a writer, [18:02] sosuke     but he got sick of all the slander     and requests for money, so he disappeared. [18:03] Sign     Homeless [18:03] Sign     Suzuki? [18:06] Sosuke     He spent a number of years homeless in Gifu [18:10] Sosuke     and met Livia a few months ago. [18:13] Sosuke     He was so moved at how brave she was [18:15] Sosuke     that he returned to Tokyo     and wrote a novel based on her. [18:21] Suzukiri     Livia's the reason I was     able to get back onto my feet. [18:24] Suzukiri     I came here today to thank her. [18:27] Sosuke     I-I see... Wow. [18:29] Suzukiri     So where is Livia now? [18:31] Sosuke     W-Well, she's... [18:35] Sosuke     I fired... Well, er, I let her go. [18:39] Sosuke     I-I had no choice! [18:42] Sosuke     She stood out too much to be a detective, [18:44] Sosuke     she had a terrible memory,     and she sucked at office work! [18:47] Sosuke     A poor agency like us just     couldn't afford to hire her! [18:52] Suzukiri     Well, all that definitely sounds like her. [18:56] Sosuke     R-Right? [18:58] Suzukiri     So, where did she go     after being fired from here? [19:02] Sosuke     Let's see... I think she did     another homeless stint, [19:06] Sosuke     but I think she now works for a cult      called the World's Branch Hill Clan. [19:12] Suzukiri     How did she end up there? [19:14] Sosuke     I haven't the slightest. [19:19] Suzukiri     What should I do now? [19:21] Suzukiri     If she's been forced into something shady,     I'd like to save her, but... [19:26] Suzukiri     Hmm? [19:38] Livia     Can I help you? [19:40] Suzukiri     Er... It's been a while, Livia. [19:43] Suzukiri     It's me. Suzuki the homeless guy. [19:46] Livia     Is that really you, Suzuki-dono?! [19:50] Suzukiri     Yeah. [19:53] Livia     What have you been up to     since we last saw each other? [19:55] Suzukiri     I returned to Tokyo and went back to work. [19:58] Livia     I see. That's great. [20:00] Suzukiri     Yeah. [20:01] Suzukiri     You were what got me back on my feet,     so I came here to thank you. [20:07] Livia     I didn't do anything. [20:09] Livia     But truly... I barely     recognize you, Suzuki-dono. [20:13] Suzukiri     I could say the same about you. [20:15] Livia     Thankfully, I was able to find     some work and a place to live. [20:19] Suzukiri     I heard you were fired from the detective     agency and now work for a cult... [20:24] Suzukiri     Is that true? [20:26] Livia     It is. [20:28] Suzukiri     Are you all right? [20:30] Suzukiri     If they're making you do anything you     don't want to do, I can help you get out. [20:33] Livia     O-Oh, no! There's no need to worry! [20:35] Livia     I had their leader, Noa-dono,      promise to abandon her evil ways. [20:39] Suzukiri     Seriously? [20:40] Suzukiri     You're as unbelievable as ever. [20:45] Livia     By the way, what do you     do for work, Suzuki-dono? [20:50] Suzukiri     I'm just a humble writer. [20:52] Livia     You're a writer? That's amazing! [20:54] Suzukiri     It's really not a big deal. [20:56] Livia     Hardly! Since I'm utterly      lacking in creativity, [21:00] Livia     I think people who can     write novels are amazing... [21:05] suzukiri     Wh-What? [21:07] Livia     Writers are masters of the     written word, aren't they? [21:11] Suzukiri     Well, I guess you could say that. [21:14] Livia     Suzuki-dono! [21:16] Livia     Would you please write     some lyrics for my band? [21:24] Livia     And so, I'd love for someone who     can write lyrics to help us out. [21:29] Suzukiri     You're in a band with a cult leader     that's on the verge of breaking up [21:32] Suzukiri     because the members are going     in different directions... [21:35] Suzukiri     This is way too much information. [21:37] Livia     Please help me. [21:41] Suzukiri     All right. [21:43] Suzukiri     I'm not sure how much help I'll be,     since this is outside of my specialty, [21:47] Suzukiri     but I'll do what I can. [21:51] Livia     Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono! [21:55] Sign     A Few Days Later [21:57] Puriketsu     Ooh, nice! [21:58] Puriketsu     All of this hits you right in the feels! [22:01] Noa     Despite still involving universal     themes like love and dreams, [22:04] Noa     you can still feel the     backbone of an epic story. [22:08] Noa     This will help spread the word of     Livia-sama's glory to even more people. [22:14] Livia     Then... [22:15] Noa     Yes. Let's go with this. [22:17] Puriketsu     All right! Grasshopper the     Savior is finally rolling out! [22:23] Livia and Noa     Yes! [23:50] Sign     I want to go out with the person I love...     No, I pray that I'm able to marry them.     For that to happen, we have to go on our first date.     No, maybe we should start by holding hands.     I really shouldn't let anyone see such an embarrassing wish...     -Brenda Aisaki [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:56] Livia     Look at the time! [23:58] Livia     I have something more important     to me than pachinko! [24:03] Sara     Let's go all out to celebrate     the start of our new journey!