E10 - Multiplying Princesses Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Sara     Come now, children. You must     walk on the side of the road. [00:02] Sign     #MultiplyingPrincesses [00:06] Boy B and C     Okay. [00:07] Sara     Splendid. What a decorous response. [00:09] Yume     Hey, hey. [00:10] Sign     Yume Mizusawa [00:11] Yume     How come you talk so funny, lady? [00:14] Sara     This manner of speech     is somewhat like my dialect. [00:17] Yume     What's a dialect? [00:19] Sara     A dialect is normally a linguistic     system specific to a certain region [00:24] Sara     that differs from the standard language. [00:27] Sara     But beyond that, there are social dialects [00:31] Sara     that exist within the same community [00:33] Sara     and change based on your part      of said community. [00:36] Sara     The way I speak is essentially a hybrid     of a local and social dialect. [00:41] Sara     Do you understand now? [00:42] Yume     Nope! [00:44] Yume     Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"? [00:47] Sara     "Warawa" is a first-person pronoun,     like how others use "boku" and "watashi." [00:52] Sara     This is top secret,     but I happen to be a princess. [00:57] Yume     What?! [00:58] Sara     And princesses use "warawa"     when they refer to themselves! [01:02] Yume     So I should use it too? [01:03] Sara     Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion? [01:05] Yume     Because my mommy and daddy     always call me their princess! [01:12] Sara     My, your parents say lovely things. [01:15] Sara     All girls are indeed princesses.     We should all use "warawa"! [01:19] Yume     Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now! [01:21] Sara     Very good. Warawa to your heart's content. [01:23] Girl A     Hey, hey, what's "warawa"? [01:26] Yume     Apparently it's what all girls     are supposed to call themselves. [01:29] Yume     So warawa am warawa! [01:32] Girl A     Wow! [01:33] Girl B     Does that mean I should use it too? [01:35] Yume     Yeah, you should! [01:37] Girl A     Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today! [01:39] Girl C     Me too! [01:39] Sara     My goodness. Children are     just so impressionable. [01:40] Girls     Warawa! Warawa! [03:14] Sign     #GamblerLadyKnight [03:16] Noa     So this is what your skin feels like... [03:19] Noa     I am so unworthy! [03:21] Noa     Thank you for blessing me.     Thank you for blessing me. [03:21] Livia     Noa-dono? [03:23] Livia     Er... what purpose does this serve? [03:28] Noa     We are in the final stages     of creating your statue, [03:31] Noa     therefore we cannot rely on machines.     We need the delicate touch of human hands. [03:35] Noa     Which means that I must ingrain     the feel of your skin into my fingers. [03:42] Livia     I see. When will the dolls be completed? [03:47] Noa     I-I believe I can come up with a     prototype in about three days. [03:51] Livia     Brilliant. We'll make it      in time for Christmas. [03:55] Livia     Could I perchance have one of the     dolls when they are complete? [03:59] Noa     Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas? [04:04] Livia     I heard it's customary in this nation     to give a present to someone special to you. [04:10] Livia     So I'd like to give my doll as my gift. [04:13] Noa     A-And who is your special someone? [04:15] Livia     That would be my master. [04:17] Noa     Our savior's master?! [04:19] Noa     Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god? [04:22] Noa     Has the divine descended on our     world in the present age? [04:25] Livia     As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior. [04:29] Livia     I came to this world with my master,     serving as an attendant. [04:34] Noa     Oh, I see. [04:36] Livia     Even while I'm here in this world,     it is my duty to protect the princess. [04:41] Noa     Princess? So your master is a woman? [04:45] Livia     Yes. [04:45] Noa     How old is she? [04:47] Livia     I believe thirteen or so. [04:48] Noa     Thirteen... [04:50] Noa     And where is she right now? Do you not     need to be by her side to protect her? [04:56] Livia     My princess is so capable     that I cannot compare! [05:00] Livia     She's already used her abilities     to find her place in this world. [05:05] Livia     With how low I've fallen, I have     no right to serve her as I am now. [05:10] Noa     Please don't say such things, Livia-sama. [05:14] Noa     You have already saved me     just by being by my side. [05:20] Livia     I'm glad to hear that! [05:23] Livia     A-Also, that tickles a bit... [05:26] Noa     Now, Livia-sama, let us continue     getting your measurements! [05:29] Noa     I need the minutest of details      from top to bottom. [05:31] Livia     Er, um, maybe not there— [05:33] Noa     Oh, no! I am recreating the     precious figure of our savior! [05:37] Noa     I cannot allow even the     smallest of compromises! [05:39] Livia     U-U-Um, I... Uh... [05:48] Sign     Temp [05:48] Sign     Humidity [05:48] Noa     By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about     time for you to go play pachinko? [05:52] Livia     Oh, you're right! [05:54] Noa     Here are your war funds for the day. [05:56] Livia     Thank you very much. [05:59] Livia     I shall now be heading out. [06:01] Noa     Godspeed, Livia-sama! [06:07] Livia     I must find a machine that     will allow me to win. [06:09] (Flashback) Kurinohara     Once you become a seasoned gambler, [06:12] (Flashback) Kurinohara     you can actually hear the     machines talk to you. [06:14] (Flashback) Livia     They speak to you? [06:16] (Flashback) Kurinohara     Exactly! The voice within the     machines beckons you! [06:20] (Flashback) Kurinohara     "Play me," they say! [06:36] Livia     This machine is calling me! [06:38] Livia     Let us fight fair and square! [06:55] Livia     Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when     all those exciting visuals are playing! [07:01] Livia     It hurts so much more than     just losing regularly! [07:01] Sign     Famous Gifu Tanmen     Gifu Flagship Shop [07:01] Sign     "When you think of Gifu..." [07:01] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [07:01] Sign     Gifu Flagship Store [07:07] Takeo     Heya, Livia-chan. [07:09] Takeo     You seem irritated. [07:10] Livia     Takeo-dono! [07:12] Livia     How dare you deceive me last time! [07:14] Takeo     What do you mean? [07:16] Livia     The part-time job from the other day! [07:18] Livia     How dare you lead me down the path     of becoming an evil reseller?! [07:24] Takeo     What? There's nothing bad about reselling. [07:27] Takeo     It's not against the law or anything. [07:29] Livia     E-Either way, I will never fall     for any of your tricks again! [07:34] Takeo     Yeah, okay. [07:36] Takeo     By the way, Livia-chan,     what are you up to these days? [07:40] Livia     I-I'm helping with some product development     for a certain organization... [07:45] Takeo     Wow, sounds like you're doing great! [07:47] Takeo     So what's got you so irritated? [07:49] Livia     I'm not. I just suffered     a minor defeat at pachinko. [07:52] Takeo     Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko     is all about luck, after all. [07:57] Livia     All about luck... you say? [07:59] Livia     But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers [08:02] Livia     can tell which machines will allow you to win. [08:05] Takeo     If he could actually tell winning machines,     he wouldn't be homeless right now. [08:09] Livia     A-A valid point! [08:10] Takeo     Pachinko is all about enjoying      the bells and whistles. [08:13] Takeo     Winning and losing come second. [08:15] Livia     I-I see... [08:17] Takeo     If you want to be a real gambler,      you gotta get into horse or bike racing. [08:21] Livia     Oh? Horse racing, you say? [08:21] Sign     Off-Site Sales in Operation [08:21] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack [08:26] Livia     As a true warrior, I can tell which     horse is the best at a mere glance! [08:33] Livia     Noa-dono, today is finally the     day I pay you back double! [08:37] Announcer     Thank you for coming to our racetrack today. [08:38] Livia     No, not this one... [08:40] Livia     Not this one either. [08:42] Announcer     Tomorrow, we will be opening     our doors at 10 AM, [08:42] Livia     Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least     find a 5-8 from the last race... [08:46] Announcer     and the first race sales will begin at 10:50. [08:48] Noa     How did it go, Livia-sama? [08:49] Announcer     The first race starts at 11:50. [08:51] Livia     Noa-dono... What are you doing here? [08:53] Announcer     We await your next visit. [08:54] Noa     The first sample of the Livia-sama     doll is finally complete, [08:58] Noa     so I wanted to let you know immediately. [09:00] Livia     Oh, I see! Thank you for coming     all this way, Noa-dono! [09:04] Livia     Meanwhile, look at me... [09:07] Noa     I take it the results were not favorable. [09:10] Livia     If only... If only I were able     to actually ride the horse! [09:14] Livia     I could even lead a pack horse to victory! [09:17] Noa     Livia-sama, they say that victory     depends on the day's luck. [09:20] Noa     If you lose, you must simply try again! [09:23] Noa     I'd be happy to provide you     with all the war funds you need. [09:27] Livia     Noa-dono... [09:28] Livia     You're right. [09:29] Livia     There should be an opportunity     to turn the tables if I don't give up! [09:32] Noa     That's the spirit, Livia-sama! [09:34] Noa     All right! Next, I shall try     my hand at the bike races! [09:38] Noa     Please do your best, Livia-sama! [09:41] Livia     I shall! [09:42] Sign     Gambler [09:44] Sign     Gambler [09:46] Sign     #FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL) [09:47] Brenda     You'll be investigating Koki Aida,     a 36-year-old salaryman. [09:52] Brenda     He apparently had a very sudden weekend     business trip to Shizuoka come up, [09:56] Brenda     and there's a high probability     it's a rendezvous with his lover. [09:59] Sosuke     I see. [10:03] Brenda     By the way, I see that girl      isn't with you today. [10:07] Sosuke     Yeah, Sara's going to school now. [10:10] Brenda     School? She was able to attend? [10:12] Sosuke     Er, well... yes. [10:15] Brenda     Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it. [10:18] Sosuke     Did what? [10:20] Brenda     Forged her family register, obviously. [10:23] Sosuke     Of course I'd never do that. [10:26] Sosuke     Sara's actually my child,     so I just got her one normally. [10:31] Brenda     She's your child?! [10:33] Sosuke     Yeah, so back in high school... [10:37] Sosuke     And there you have it. [10:38] Brenda     Really? [10:39] Sosuke     R-Really! [10:42] Sosuke     I was even able to get her birth certificate. [10:45] Brenda     I'm well aware you can forge     all kinds of documents [10:48] Brenda     so long as you know where to go. [10:50] Brenda     But that's not the point here. [10:54] Brenda     The point is that Sosuke     now legally has a child! [10:59] Brenda     That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun, [11:02] Brenda     I'd be that little girl's mother! [11:07] Sara     I look forward to our     future together, Mother. [11:10] Sara     Wh-What should I do?! [11:14] Sosuke     Anyway, I'll be going now. [11:18] Brenda     This is definitely an issue. [11:21] Tateyama     No, I actually believe this is your chance. [11:23] Brenda     My chance? [11:25] Tateyama     If you continue to indirectly      provide for Kaburaya-sama [11:27] Tateyama     by issuing him unnecessary investigations, [11:31] Tateyama     you're basically just     waiting for another woman [11:33] Tateyama     to steal him from right under your nose. [11:36] Tateyama     Now that there's been a significant change     in Kaburaya-sama's life, [11:41] Tateyama     I believe this is the ideal opportunity     to take a gamble. [11:46] Brenda     I have a few comments about how     you worded that, but whatever. [11:50] Brenda     Tell me more. [11:52] Tateyama     I believe that, up until this point, [11:55] Tateyama     Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest     in getting married or even romance. [11:59] Brenda     You're right. [12:00] Brenda     He's mentioned that he's seen      so much cheating and adultery [12:03] Brenda     that he can't even think     about being in a relationship. [12:07] Brenda     What is it? [12:08] Tateyama     Nothing. But now that he has a child,      that should change things. [12:13] Tateyama     If he'll be supporting her      for a number of years, [12:14] Sign     Various Life Expenses [12:16] Tateyama     it's going to impact his finances greatly. [12:18] Tateyama     I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for     someone who can help with the household. [12:22] Tateyama     Besides that, the life of a     detective is rather unpredictable, [12:26] Tateyama     so he'll probably need someone     else to look after the child. [12:30] Tateyama     Which means... [12:31] Brenda     Which means? [12:32] Tateyama     Since you are, in contrast, [12:33] Tateyama     a lawyer with high earnings     and quite some time on your hands, [12:37] Tateyama     you would be prime real estate     for Kaburaya-sama right now. [12:41] Brenda     I-I see... [12:43] Brenda     But you make it sound like [12:45] Brenda     he's just going to marry me     out of necessity and self-interest. [12:48] Brenda     Personally, I would like     to be loved for my charms... [12:53] Tateyama     Tch. [12:54] Brenda     I heard that, you know. [12:55] Tateyama     You heard nothing, my lady. [12:57] Tateyama     Not to mention that you are a corrupt, [12:59] Tateyama     physically child-like lawyer     who loves to tear families apart. [13:02] Tateyama     There is no way that a poor,      naive detective like Kaburaya-sama [13:06] Tateyama     will ever find anything personally     charming about you. [13:10] Tateyama     Did that get through to you, my lady? [13:12] Tateyama     If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours, [13:14] Tateyama     you'll have to use your faculties     as a lawyer to the fullest [13:18] Tateyama     and capitalize on his needs. [13:21] Brenda     Okay, I'll give it a try. [13:25] Sign     The Next Week [13:26] Brenda     This is a rather famous     hot spring inn, isn't it? [13:30] Sosuke     I staked out the whole night,     but that's the only photo I could get. [13:34] Brenda     This is plenty of evidence, though. [13:38] Brenda     A hot spring inn? [13:42] Brenda     Sosuke-kun and I could... [13:48] Brenda     This is my first time, so be gentle. [13:53] Sara     I look forward to our     future together, Mother. [13:56] Sosuke     Is something wrong?! [13:58] Brenda     N-No, I'm fine. [14:00] Brenda     Things were going so well, too... [14:02] Brenda     By the way, did Sara-chan     accompany you on this case? [14:06] Sosuke     Oh, no. I had her spend     the night at a friend's house. [14:10] Sosuke     Remember Yuna Naganawa,     the bullied girl who [14:12] Sosuke     I asked you to send some certified mail for? [14:15] Sosuke     She and Sara are good friends. [14:17] Brenda     I see. But you can't have her     stay with a friend [14:20] Brenda     every time you have to work late nights. [14:22] Sosuke     Yeah, I guess you have a point. [14:24] Brenda     Don't you need someone who'll stay at home     to take care of your daughter? [14:29] Brenda     For example... [14:31] Brenda     You know, a mother figure. [14:34] Sosuke     True. Having a mother around would     probably be better for Sara, too. [14:39] Sosuke     But there's nothing I can do if     I can't find anyone to marry me. [14:42] Brenda     Well, if you try looking,     you might find someone immediately. [14:46] Sosuke     Nah, that's not happening. [14:48] Sosuke     I guarantee you, 10 billion percent,     that no woman would ever [14:50] Sosuke     marry a poor detective with a kid like me. [14:52] Brenda     You never know! [14:54] Brenda     You might find some prime real estate [14:56] Brenda     that's financially stable and able     to take care of your daughter... [14:59] Brenda     She might even be right under your nose. [15:04] Sosuke     Man, things would be so easy      if that were true. [15:06] Sosuke     But Sara and I are making things work for now. [15:10] Sosuke     She's got a good head on her shoulders,     so leaving her home alone isn't an issue. [15:14] Brenda     I-I see... [15:16] Brenda     Well, here's your pay for this assignment. [15:19] Sosuke     Thanks. [15:20] Sosuke     Hmm? [15:23] Sosuke     Isn't this a bit much? [15:25] Brenda     I've included a little gratuity     since you're always helping me out. [15:29] Brenda     Consider it a special bonus. [15:31] Sosuke     Is this because you're concerned for me? [15:33] Sosuke     In that case, I don't need it. [15:36] Sosuke     I'm not actually strapped for cash right now. [15:38] Brenda     You liar. That's not possible. [15:40] Sosuke     No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been     winning big at the horse races. [15:45] Sign     Monthly Earnings [15:45] Sign     Sara [15:45] Sign     Sosuke [15:45] Sosuke     Honestly, Sara's made more     this month than I have. [15:47] Sosuke BG     Wh-Whoa... [15:49] Brenda     You're letting your child      bet on horse races?! [15:52] Sosuke     J-Just so we're clear,     I'm the one buying the tickets. [15:55] Brenda     Even so, introducing her     to gambling as a child... [15:58] Sosuke     I honestly thought the same thing, [16:01] Sosuke     but making her quit when she's     on a hot streak feels wrong too. [16:05] Sosuke     It's like she's betting      in a fundamentally reliable way, [16:08] Sosuke     but her judgment when it really     comes down to it is insanely good. [16:14] Brenda     A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money! [16:18] Brenda     I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich! [16:21] Brenda     I'm nothing like you, you poor detective! [16:24] Sosuke     Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist, [16:27] Sosuke     but flaunting your wealth      like that is pretty uncouth. [16:30] Brenda     U-Un... [16:31] Sosuke     Welp, I'll be on my way. [16:39] Tateyama     I must say, you are absolutely     awful at selling yourself. [16:42] Brenda     Stop! I don't want to hear any of it! [16:45] Brenda     He called me uncouth... [16:47] Brenda     Does he hate me now? [16:50] Tateyama     It did seem as though his feelings were hurt, [16:52] Tateyama     but Kaburaya-sama is not     so myopic as to despise you over this. [16:56] Brenda     Y-You're right. [16:58] Tateyama     On that note, it was quite a surprise that     Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril. [17:04] Tateyama     We can no longer flex     your one strength, my lady. [17:07] Brenda     Which means I'll just have     to charm him with my personality. [17:10] Tateyama     Well? Do you even have any charms? [17:12] Brenda     W-Well, I'll start working on them right now! [17:15] Brenda     Anyway, enough talk for now. [17:17] Brenda     Contact Aida-san immediately. [17:20] Brenda     We shall prepare to send     this cheating husband to hell. [17:28] Sign     The Next Day [17:28] Brenda     You took longer than usual this time,     Haruka-chan. [17:31] Neya     Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type. [17:37] Brenda     Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap      work in the end nonetheless. [17:42] Neya     Thanks. [17:44] Brenda     Say... [17:46] Brenda     Do you mind if I ask how I     can be more desirable, like you? [17:49] Neya     You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei? [17:53] Brenda     Well, I happen to be in love. [17:56] Neya     I see. What's he like? [17:59] Brenda     Well, let's see... [18:01] Brenda     He's pretty normal, I think.     He's like any other guy. [18:05] Neya     How old is he? [18:07] Brenda     Around thirty. [18:08] Neya     What are his hobbies or favorite foods? [18:10] Brenda     No idea. [18:11] Neya     Is he single? [18:12] Brenda     Well, of course! [18:13] Neya     What does he do? [18:15] Brenda     He's a normal salaryman, I believe... [18:17] Neya     Hmm... [18:19] Neya     If you want someone that     normal to fall for you, [18:21] Neya     I think just pursuing him     normally would be best. [18:24] Brenda     And what do you mean by     "pursuing him normally"? [18:27] Neya     Well, the method I often use is touching them. [18:31] Brenda     Touching them? [18:33] Neya     Well... [18:36] Neya     I'll sit next to them wherever we go,     then subtly and naturally... [18:42] Neya     Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk... [18:47] Brenda     I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat     even though I'm a woman. [18:52] Neya     This method works perfectly on most men. [18:56] Neya     You can also loosen your collar and     let him get a glimpse of your cleav— [19:02] Neya     Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him? [19:05] Brenda     I appreciate the consideration. [19:06] Brenda     But I've never cooked before. [19:11] Neya     Well, you can start learning now. [19:13] Neya     Does he normally cook for himself? [19:16] Brenda     Well, he fixes his own meals, [19:18] Brenda     but it's mostly hot pot      and instant noodles. [19:21] Neya     Hmm... [19:22] Neya     In that case, you should go     with classic meat and potatoes. [19:26] Neya     It's not at all hard to make, [19:28] Neya     but they always think it's a huge deal. [19:32] Neya     It's the best dish to ensure      a glowing response from guys. [19:36] Brenda     I see. [19:38] Brenda     Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes? [19:41] Tateyama     No. I don't cook at all either. [19:43] Neya     That's surprising. You look like     you can do anything, Tateyama-san. [19:47] Tateyama     Well, my boyfriend doesn't     consume food, so... [19:51] Brenda     Don't worry about it. [19:53] Brenda     More importantly, Haruka-chan... [19:55] Brenda     I know that this is forward, [19:57] Brenda     but would you mind teaching me     how to make meat and potatoes? [20:01] Neya     Sure! When would you like to do it? [20:03] Brenda     In that case, how about right now? [20:07] Neya     I don't have other plans today,     so that's fine with me. [20:17] Neya     I wonder if this is what it will be like if [20:19] Neya     I marry Senpai and Sara-chan     becomes my daughter. [20:22] Neya     Maybe it won't be so bad after all. [20:29] Neya     Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try. [20:35] Brenda     But it certainly isn't fit      to serve someone yet... [20:39] Neya     Actually, you can tell      that you worked hard on it, [20:42] Neya     so it might make them happy. [20:44] Brenda     Y-You think so? [20:46] Brenda     Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today. [20:49] Brenda     Would you mind teaching me     how to cook more sometime? [20:54] Neya     I'd be happy to! I'd love     to learn more recipes myself. [20:58] Neya     Let's both get better together. [21:00] Brenda     Yes, I look forward to it. [21:03] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [21:04] Sosuke     Coming! [21:07] Sosuke     Oh, hey. Welcome. [21:09] Sosuke     Sara's inside. [21:10] Yuna     Um, Mister... [21:13] Yuna     Here. [21:17] Brenda     These are the documents for the new case. [21:19] Sosuke     Thanks. [21:23] Sosuke     Welp... [21:24] Brenda     W-Wait. [21:26] Brenda     I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it? [21:28] Brenda     I happened to make too much food. [21:31] Brenda     Would you take some of it off my hands? [21:33] Sosuke     Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san. [21:36] Brenda     W-Well, sometimes... [21:39] Sosuke     So, what did you make? [21:42] Brenda     Meat and potatoes. [21:44] Sosuke     Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much     of that at home right now. [21:49] Brenda     Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun? [21:51] Sosuke     No. Remember that Yuna girl     I mentioned the other day? [21:55] (Flashback) Sara     Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes? [21:57] (Flashback) Yuna     Since you said you'd never had it, Sara. [22:00] (Flashback) Sara     You actually made this for me? [22:03] (Flashback) Sara     Nothing beats having a best friend! [22:06] Brenda     For reference, how did her     meat and potatoes taste? [22:10] Sosuke     They were stupidly good. [22:12] Brenda     Huh... I-I see. [22:15] Sosuke     She lives alone with her mom,     so Yuna apparently does all the cooking. [22:18] Sosuke     She's just a middle schooler,     but her skills are really impressive. [22:21] Sosuke     Before I knew it,     I was already asking for seconds... [23:50] Sign     I (warawa) will wear pigtails!     -Yume Mizusawa [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     The seventh princess,     Sara da Odin, no longer exists. [23:58] Sara     Therefore, Livia, live your life     as you please in this world. [24:03] Sara     I'm proud to have had someone     as loyal as you serve at my side. [24:07] Livia     You humble me with your words.