A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics Sosuke Kaburaya is a detective struggling to make ends meet. While on a case, he happens upon Sara da Odin, a princess from another world who wields magical powers. Sara quickly adjusts to modern Japanese life as Livia de Udis, a knight from Sara’s kingdom, arrives to find her. Soon enough, both Sara and Livia’s positivity begins to rub off on Sosuke and the neighborhood’s cast of characters. Season 1 E1 - Awaiting Kirin (From Another World) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Sign     Ofim Empire Territory: Former Demon Lord's Castle [00:13] Livia     I shall hold off our pursuers. [00:17] Livia     Please hurry and go, Princess! [00:19] Sara     Livia... [00:21] Sara     Don't you dare die! [00:22] Soldier A     Let's go! [00:23] Soldier A     Now we have you! [00:24] Soldier B     Drop your sword! [00:25] Livia     Curse you rebels. [00:27] Livia     I swear on the honor of the Udis clan, defenders     of the imperial family for generations... [00:31] Livia     I shall protect the princess at all costs! [00:33] Soldier A     The imperial family?! Princess?! [00:35] Soldier B     So that girl was one of them! [00:37] Livia     Curses! They've found us out! [00:39] Sara     Darn it, Livia! [00:41] Livia     Have at you! [00:54] Sara     I see... So this is the portal      said to connect to another world. [00:58] Sara     It certainly looks forbidding. [01:01] Sara     But my options are limited, so... [01:03] Sara     Hup! [02:53] Sign     Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture [02:55] Sosuke     Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture. [02:57] Sosuke     It had its heyday in the Sengoku period [02:59] Sosuke     as Nobunaga Oda's home base... [03:02] Sosuke     But now it's just another bland city. [03:04] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [03:04] Sign     Healthy Veggies [03:04] Sosuke     And within it lives     a rather simple, bland detective. [03:05] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [03:09] Sosuke     I'm talking about myself here. [03:12] Sign     Detective [03:12] Sign     Sosuke Kaburaya [03:13] Sosuke     I'm Sosuke Kaburaya, 29 years old. [03:16] Sosuke     I work as a detective. [03:20] Sosuke     I'm currently tailing a salaryman     named Koji Takemoto. [03:23] Sosuke     The client is his wife, [03:23] Sign     Koji Takemoto [03:25] Sosuke     who says he started acting odd     a few months ago. [03:27] Sosuke     She thinks he's cheating on her. [03:29] Sosuke     I've been following him for three days now. [03:32] Sosuke     I'm hoping to catch something soon, but... [03:47] Sosuke     Wha... [03:48] Sosuke     Wh-What the hell is that? [04:00] Sara     Hmm, so this is another world... [04:03] Sosuke     Ow, ow, ow. [04:04] Sara     Huh? [04:05] Sosuke     What the hell...? [04:05] Sara     Oh, my apologies. [04:08] Sosuke     Who the hell are you?!     Where'd you even come from?! [04:11] Sara     I was in the air when I exited the portal. [04:14] Sosuke     Huh? [04:14] Sara     I survived since you     were positioned below me. [04:17] Sosuke     Listen here... [04:18] Sosuke     Shit. I lost him. [04:20] Sosuke     Damn it all... [04:22] Sosuke     Ow! [04:23] Sosuke     Yikes. That's pretty deep. [04:26] Sara     You're a grown man.     Don't panic over a mere flesh wound. [04:30] Sosuke     What? [04:30] Sara     Here. [04:34] Sara     There. [04:36] Sosuke     Wait, what? [04:41] Sosuke     It's all better?! [04:43] Sara     Hmm? [04:45] Sara     I see. [04:47] Sara     To think I teleported     to a world with no magic... [04:51] Sosuke     So, what's your deal anyway? [04:54] Sara     My name is Sara da Odin. [04:57] Sara     I've come from another world, [04:59] Sara     where I was the seventh princess      of the Ofim Empire, [05:03] Sara     which was sacked in a rebellion. [05:06] Sara     So I escaped here to this world. [05:08] Sosuke     You're from another world? What are you... [05:11] Sosuke     But wait. [05:12] Sosuke     Now that you say that... [05:14] Sosuke     Actually, how are we even     able to communicate then? [05:17] Sara     Hmm, that is quite mysterious. [05:20] Sara     I wonder if a translation spell was placed      on me as I went through the portal. [05:25] Sosuke     A spell, huh? [05:27] Sosuke     Can't say I'm fully convinced yet, but can you     use anything other than healing magic? [05:32] Sara     Naturally. Would you like to see? [05:34] Sosuke     Yeah. [05:35] Sara     Very well. [05:45] Sara     But a taste of my specialty attack magic! [05:49] Sara     I can conjure even larger explosions! [05:52] Sara     Care to see more?! [05:54] Sosuke     Absolutely not, you fool! [05:56] Sosuke     We need to get the hell outta here! [05:56] Sara     Hmm? [05:58] Sosuke     People will be here any minute! [06:00] Sara     I can easily blow away ten     or twenty soldiers— [06:04] Sosuke     You're not blowing anyone away! [06:06] Sosuke     If you wanna live in this country, [06:07] Sosuke     knock it off with the      shitty fantasy sensibilities! [06:14] Enemy Soldier B     She's too strong! [06:15] Enemy Soldier C     Retreat! Retreat! [06:20] Livia     Princess... [06:22] Livia     I shall accompany you... to another world! [06:31] Livia     So this is another world? [06:34] Livia     It looks quite different from the empire. [06:35] Sign     Muriya [06:38] Sign     Curry Fair     Limited Time [06:40] Livia     Pardon me. [06:41] Man A     Yes? How can I... [06:44] Livia     Huh? Um... [06:45] Livia     Excuse me. Could you spare a moment— [06:48] Livia     Hey, wait! [06:53] Livia     Ack! C-Crap. [06:57] Livia     Glance. [06:58] Livia     First things first! [07:06] Sign     Nagara River SIGN    Catching sweetfish from the Nagara requires a fishing permit. (Do not attempt to catch them any other way.) [07:42] Livia     This fish is quite delicious. [07:47] Livia     That must be the castle of this country. [07:50] Livia     I should petition the lord there     and seek their aid. [08:06] Livia     Just as my clothes were finally dry, too... [08:09] Livia     Sorry to barge in to get out of the rain. [08:15] Suzuki     Do what you want. I'm in no      position to be calling the shots. [08:19] Livia     Thank you very much. [08:21] Livia     My name is Livia de Udis. [08:22] Sign     Lady Knight [08:22] Sign     Livia de Udis [08:25] Suzuki     I'm Suzuki. [08:25] Sign     Homeless [08:25] Sign     Suzuki? [08:27] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [08:33] Sosuke     I brought her here without thinking,     but what am I supposed to do with her? [08:37] Sosuke     Pretty sure if I take her to the police,     it's just gonna get messy... [08:40] Livia     By the way, Sosuke, what is your occupation? [08:44] Sosuke     Oh, I'm a private detective. [08:46] Livia     A private detective? [08:48] Sosuke     I look for people, do background checks,     and all sorts of other things. [08:51] Livia     Are you like a shinobi, perhaps? [08:53] Sosuke     A shinobi...? Oh, a ninja. [08:57] Sosuke     Well, I guess we have some things in common. [08:59] Sosuke     Except how does someone from      a fantasy world know about ninjas? [09:05] Sosuke     Yeah, that's not letting up anytime soon. [09:10] Sosuke     Guess I have to put you up for the night. [09:12] Sosuke     Just make sure you're out early tomorrow. [09:14] Sara     All right. [09:15] Sosuke     Huh? [09:16] Sosuke     You're okay with that? [09:17] Sara     But in exchange, I'll have to erase      your memories when I leave. [09:20] Sosuke     What? You're saying you'll wipe     my memory of meeting you? [09:24] Sosuke     Magic that convenient exists? [09:26] Sara     Of course not. [09:28] Sara     Obviously, you'd lose anywhere from     a few weeks to years' worth of memories. [09:32] Sosuke     Huh? [09:33] Sara     Worst case scenario,     you could end up an invalid. [09:36] Sosuke     Wha? [09:37] Sara     I should also note that I've never     actually tried the spell myself. [09:41] Sosuke     What?! [09:42] Sosuke     Then I'd definitely end up an invalid! [09:45] Sosuke     Why do you need to erase     my memories anyway?! [09:47] Sara     If this country's scientists or intelligence     agencies find out about my magic, [09:51] Sara     I could end up some kind of guinea pig. [09:54] Sara     So, just in case. [09:55] Sosuke     I mean, I guess I've seen scenes     like that in sci-fi movies, but... [09:58] Sara     Stop this at once! [10:00] Sara     So, what will it be? Will you kick me out? [10:06] Sosuke     Until you drop the shitty fantasy worldview     and find somewhere else to freeload... [10:13] Sosuke     Please stay here! [10:15] Sosuke     I'm begging you. [10:17] Sara     Very well. I'll be in your care. [10:19] Livia     What?! No one lives in that castle?! [10:22] Suzuki     Yeah. It's just a museum reconstructed     to look like the original Gifu Castle. [10:27] Livia     Then where is the lord of this country?! [10:30] Suzuki     Lord? I guess you really are clueless. [10:34] Suzuki     What country are you from? [10:37] Livia     I can only say I come from far away... [10:40] Suzuki     Well, I've got no intention of prying. [10:43] Suzuki     But you seem like some lady knight     here from another world. [10:47] Livia     Wha— [10:50] Suzuki     Anyway, you can use the     cardboard back there tonight. [10:54] Livia     Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono! [10:57] Sign     Lady Knight [10:58] Sign     Homeless [11:02] Suzuki     Hey, wake up. [11:05] Suzuki     Were you actually able to sleep? [11:07] Livia     Yes! It was the best rest I've had in a while. [11:10] Suzuki     Seriously? [11:11] Suzuki     The trucks that go through here      make a racket even at night. [11:14] Suzuki     Maybe you're cut out for the homeless life. [11:17] Livia     I'm not sure if I should take     that as a compliment... [11:21] Suzuki     Welp, let's go get some breakfast. [11:24] Livia     Breakfast? [11:25] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [11:26] TV Newscasters     Good morning! [11:27] TV Newscaster (M)     Today, we're starting off Good     Morning, Gifu with the news. [11:31] TV Newscaster (F)     We've received reports from local     residents that a huge explosion [11:35] TV Newscaster (F)     went off last night around 8 PM     in a park within Gifu City. [11:40] TV Newscaster (F)     The police are investigating whether     it was planned or an accident. [11:43] Sign     Gifu City [11:43] Sign     Good Morning, Gifu [11:43] Sign     BREAKING [11:43] Sign     Mysterious Explosion at the Park?! [11:45] Murata     Some volunteers usually feed us in this park, [11:49] Murata     but not with this mess going on. [11:51] Murata     It's pretty terrible. [11:53] TV Newscaster (M)     Now for our next story. [11:54] Sosuke     Well, your culprit's right here... [11:55] TV Newscaster (M)     At the city aquarium, this tortoise is one     of many babies being born right now. [11:55] Sign     Princess from     Another World [11:55] Sign     Sara da Odin [12:00] Sara     The food in this world isn't strictly bad,      but it's definitely lacking... [12:01] Reporter     Hi, hi! I'm here at the aquarium! [12:03] Reporter     There are so many fish! [12:05] Sosuke     Don't take me as representative. [12:08] Sosuke     There are lots of families eating better. [12:10] Sara     Then I would also like to eat better food. [12:14] Sosuke     Don't count on it. [12:15] Sara     And why not? [12:16] Sosuke     Because I'm poor. [12:17] Sara     Ah, the plainest and simplest answer. [12:20] Sara     Do private detectives really make so little? [12:24] Sosuke     It honestly depends, but there are     guys who definitely strike it rich. [12:27] Sara     Then why don't you strike it rich? [12:29] Sosuke     This line of work usually takes     a whole team of people working together. [12:33] Sosuke     But I'm on my own here. [12:35] Sosuke     So the work I can take is limited, [12:38] Sosuke     and I don't make enough to hire anyone,      so I'm forever alone. [12:40] Sara     So you've already been checkmated? [12:43] Sosuke     I have not! [12:44] Sosuke     Not yet... [12:45] Sara     Not yet? [12:46] Sosuke     I at least have some savings     and some regular clients. [12:50] Sosuke     I just can't spoil you. [12:52] Sosuke     Sorry. [12:56] Sara     What a cruel world... [12:59] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [12:59] Sign     Raicho [13:00] Sosuke     Folks from the cafe downstairs     said they'd lend you clothes. [13:03] Sara     Ooh! [13:04] Sosuke     You're a lifesaver, Rinri-san. [13:08] Sara     I'm going to the library. [13:08] Sign     Minna no Mori [13:12] Sign     Minna no Mori [13:12] Sara     Games are so fun! So much fun! [13:19] Takemoto     I'm home. [13:24] Sosuke     I've struck out seven days in a row. [13:29] Sign     On my way back now [13:30] Sosuke     On my way back now. [13:30] Sign     Read [13:31] Sara     I'm starving... [13:31] Sign     Sara [13:31] Sign     I'm     starving... [13:33] Sign     I'll grab some half-price bentos and head home [13:33] Sosuke     I'll grab some half-price     bentos and head home. [13:35] Sign     Sara [13:35] Sign     Yay! [13:35] Sara     Yay! [13:37] Sosuke     I'm home. [13:37] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [13:39] Sign     Case Closed     (Detective Conan) [13:39] Sara     Welcome back. [13:41] Sosuke     I see you sure got used     to life in Japan quick. [13:45] Sara     Well, I've always loved new things. [13:45] Sign     Case Closed     (Detective Conan) [13:49] Sara     This world is filled with so much     entertainment. It's delightful. [13:52] Sara     Though I cannot get over the sparse meals. [13:55] Sosuke     All right, fine. [13:56] Sosuke     If this job goes well and I get paid,     let's get something good to eat. [14:02] Sara     Really?! [14:03] Sara     And when will that be? [14:05] Sosuke     No idea. [14:06] Sara     I could help you out, you know? [14:10] Sosuke     How will explosion magic      help me tail someone? [14:13] Sara     My magic is not limited     to healing and explosions. [14:17] Sara     How about magic to make you fly      or disappear, for example? [14:17] Sosuke     Huh? [14:21] Sosuke     You can do that?! [14:23] Sara     Indeed. [14:23] Sosuke     Those powers wouldn't just be useful.     They're practically cheats. [14:24] Sara     Yay! [14:27] Sosuke     But I still have to say no. [14:30] Sara     And why is that? [14:30] Sosuke     I can't have some kid tag along     on an infidelity investigation. [14:33] Sara     Fear not. [14:35] Sara     I am quite accustomed to seeing the     murkiest squabbles within the palace. [14:38] Sara     Moreover, I was born to a concubine. [14:41] Sosuke     A concubine?     Wait, that's like a mistress, right? [14:45] Sosuke     Even so, the answer's still no. [14:47] Sara     You're so stubborn. [14:49] Sara     Besides, do you even take jobs other     than infidelity investigations? [14:53] Sara     Just go and solve some     murder cases like Conan-kun! [14:54] Sign     Case Closed     (Detective Conan) [14:57] Sosuke     No way. [14:58] Sosuke     Private detectives don't go around     cracking complex cases like that in real life. [15:03] Sara     What?! Say it isn't so! [15:05] Sosuke     It's the truth. [15:08] Sosuke     Real private eyes aren't heroes or anything. [15:12] Sara     Hup... [15:15] Sara     And here I was just thinking      how cool private eyes are... [15:21] Sosuke     I'm going to become     the detective I want to be! [15:23] Sign     Resignation [15:27] Sosuke     Heroes, huh? [15:30] Sosuke     I guess even I looked up to the greats     who fought for justice once. [15:43] Sosuke     He got off at a new stop,     then withdrew money [15:45] Sosuke     from a convenience store ATM... [15:47] Sosuke     Is he meeting his mistress here? [15:56] Sosuke     There's no doubt about it. [15:58] Sosuke     I'm definitely gonna catch him today. [16:07] Sosuke     He's cheating with someone here?     There's no way... [16:10] Takemoto     Please... [16:12] Takemoto     Please let this be the last time. [16:15] Criminal A     Huh?! The hell're you talkin' about?! [16:20] Takemoto     P-Please... [16:23] Takemoto     Please just let me go! [16:25] Criminal B     Hell nah. [16:27] Sosuke     Looks like they've got something on him [16:30] Sosuke     and have been blackmailing     him for cash regularly. [16:33] Sosuke     It turned out not to be infidelity,     but now I've gotten to the bottom of things. [16:34] Takemoto     Please just let me go.     I don't have any more money. [16:38] Sosuke     I just need to report back     to my client and I'm done. [16:46] Criminal A     Down you go! [16:48] Sosuke     Hey, come on now...     You're gonna end up killing the guy. [16:51] Sosuke     Fine. Guess I'll call this in     and wait for the cops to come. [16:56] Sara     And here I was just thinking     how cool private eyes are... [17:00] Sosuke     Oh, damn it... [17:03] Sosuke     What the hell am I doing? [17:07] Criminal C     Come on. Get up. [17:08] Sosuke     Excuse me... [17:09] Criminal C     Huh? Who the hell are you? [17:11] Sousuke     Er, um... Not anyone suspicious. [17:13] Sousuke     I was just looking for     a deserted place to crap. [17:17] Sousuke     Anyway... have I mentioned      I'm rather against violence? [17:21] Criminal A     What? [17:22] Sosuke     You could kill him if you keep going... [17:25] Criminal B     Like we care. Watch it, or you're next. [17:27] Sosuke     Yeah, figures. [17:27] Criminal A     Hey! Let's take care of this guy, too! [17:29] Sosuke     Now, now. Let's calm down. [17:31] Criminal B     Hey! [17:31] Sosuke     Huh? [17:32] Criminal B     Where do you think you're lookin'?! [17:42] Criminal A     Hey, what the hell'd y— [17:47] Sara     Sosuke! [17:51] Sosuke     Sara! [17:52] Sara     I shall join you, Sosuke. [17:54] Sosuke     What the hell are you doing here?! [17:56] Sara     I was following you. [17:58] Sosuke     What?! [18:00] Sara     You never thought someone might tail you [18:03] Sara     while you were tailing someone else, hmm? [18:05] Criminal C     Hey! [18:07] Criminal C     Who the hell are you?! [18:08] Sara     My name is not important. [18:11] Sara     I'm just a great detective passing by. [18:13] Criminal A     What? A great detective? [18:15] Sara     Indeed! [18:16] Sara     On the outside, I'm a cute girl. [18:18] Sara     Inside, I have a brilliant mind     and the firepower of a demon lord! [18:23] Sara     People call me... [18:24] Sara     Sara the great detective! [18:27] Sosuke     You just gave your name,     and no one calls you that. [18:29] Sosuke     Plus, no great detective     brags about firepower! [18:31] Sara     You said yourself that real     private eyes aren't heroes, did you not? [18:36] Sara     So you simply need to become one yourself! [18:39] Sara     Just like a great detective      protagonist in a story! [18:45] Sosuke     If it were that easy,      I wouldn't have to work so hard. [18:48] Sara     Well, you've got a point. [18:50] Sara     No matter how many of these thugs you defeat, [18:52] Sara     they aren't worth any experience points. [18:55] Criminal C     You little shit! [18:56] Criminal C     Die, you bastard! [19:04] Sara     Ooh! What was that? [19:06] Sara     He just flew a little! [19:08] Sara     I see! It must be the legendary      martial art Sherlock Holmes used [19:13] Sara     called baritsu! [19:14] Sosuke     No, it was systema. [19:15] Sosuke     Also, how do you even know what baritsu is? [19:17] Sara     I saw it on Wiki. [19:18] Sosuke     Guess you're already a pro     at surfing the web... [19:20] Criminal D     Who do you think you— [19:26] Sara     Maybe you didn't need my assistance. [19:29] Sosuke     Nah, I'd struggle against this many guys. [19:32] Sosuke     Honestly, you saved me. [19:33] Sara     Is that so? [19:39] Criminal A     Wh-What the hell's your deal?! [19:41] Criminal A     What did you just do?! [19:43] Sara     Indeed, that was... [19:46] Sara     Chinese martial arts! [19:48] Sara     When you're an expert like me, you can     blow enemies away with your ki alone! [19:53] Sara     Mere child's play! [19:54] Sosuke     I guess you do want to hide your magic... [19:57] Criminal A     Damn it! We'll all go after them at once! [20:00] Sosuke     Make sure you go easy. [20:01] Sara     I know. [20:02] Sara     Great detectives do not kill. [20:11] Officer     So, hey... [20:12] Officer     You did all this single-handedly? [20:14] Sosuke     Um, yeah. [20:15] Officer     Mind coming down to the station? [20:17] Sosuke     Okay... [20:19] Sosuke     I'm home. [20:19] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [20:21] Sara     That took a while. [20:22] Sosuke     The police asked me all kinds of questions. [20:25] Sosuke     Now, here's our dinner tonight. [20:25] Sign     Half Off     CHEAP [20:25] Sign     Hidagyu [20:27] Sosuke     The high-end beef that Gifu is     so proud of... the great Hidagyu! [20:31] Sara     With an unmistakable half-off sticker... [20:37] Sosuke     Make sure you savor every bite. [20:38] Sara     Indeed. [20:39] Both     Let's eat! [20:47] Sosuke     Man, Hidagyu is truly     the best in the universe. [20:51] Sara     Wha... [20:52] Sara     Wh-Wh-What ish this?! [20:55] Sara     It's so absolutely delicious! [21:03] Sosuke     There's plenty more where     that came from, so eat up. [21:04] Sign     Half Off     CHEAP [21:11] Sosuke     Sara. [21:11] Sara     Hmm? [21:12] Sosuke     You really helped me out today. [21:14] Sara     Indeed, you should be grateful. [21:17] Sosuke     I am, but don't do anything     like that on your own again. [21:20] Sara     Hmm? [21:21] Sosuke     This wound up not being an infidelity case, [21:24] Sosuke     but kids shouldn't be involved     in detective work like this. [21:28] Sara     Truly, I understand that you're     saying so for my sake. [21:34] Sara     But I refuse! [21:35] Sosuke     Why? [21:36] Sara     Before you worry about what kind of morals     I learn, why not worry about my diet? [21:42] Sosuke     Huh? [21:42] Sara     That affects me greatly, as I'm still growing! [21:47] Sara     To that end, I'll continue helping     you with work for my own sake. [21:51] Sara     No complaining allowed. [22:03] Sosuke     Yeah, okay. [22:05] Sosuke     I'm counting on you, partner. [22:07] Sign     #Awaiting Kirin (From Another World) [22:07] Sara     Indeed! [23:42] Livia     Hup... There we go. [23:45] Livia     Whew. [23:46] Livia     Collecting cans can be quite intense.     Wouldn't you say so, Suzuki-dono? [23:50] Suzuki     You've definitely got this     homeless thing down. [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     This is my attendant, Livia. [23:58] Sosuke     Wait, does that mean she's      from another world too? [24:00] Sara     Considering how the story was going,     I figured she died, but she's alive somehow! [24:04] Livia     Well, anyway... I will continue     protecting you in this world as well. E2 - Homeless Lady Knight Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Suzuki     Livia-san, you really are a natural      at this homeless thing. [00:09] Livia     Yes. I've learned all the roads around here. [00:12] Livia     Starting tomorrow, I think I can     gather cans even more efficiently. [00:16] Suzuki     I guess I'll try a little     harder tomorrow, too. [00:21] Livia     I won't be beat, Suzuki-dono! [00:24] Livia     No, wait! [00:25] Livia     What am I even doing?! [00:28] Livia     Why am I becoming obsessed     with collecting empty cans?! [00:31] Livia     At this rate, I won't have any     time to find the princess... [00:35] Suzuki     Princess? [00:37] Livia     Er, no, it's just...     There's someone I must locate. [00:42] Suzuki     Any idea where they are? [00:47] Livia     No, not at all. [00:49] Livia     Though I believe it's somewhere in this city. [00:52] Suzuki     In that case, you're going to have     to ask around or hire a detective. [00:58] Livia     A detective? [00:59] Suzuki     They're basically pros at finding people. [01:02] Suzuki     Of course, you'll need money to hire one. [01:05] Livia     I see... [01:07] Livia     Then I must save up some money forthwith! [02:42] Sign     #HomelessLadyKnight [02:49] Livia     Have you by chance seen this person? [02:54] High School Girls     Nope! [02:58] Suzuki     I did some research, and it costs     about this much to find someone. [03:03] Suzuki     If you have no clue where they are, [03:05] Suzuki     the search gets tricky     and the price skyrockets. [03:08] Livia     Wha—?! [03:09] Livia     Th-Then, at this rate... [03:13] Livia     I wonder how many more months it'll take. [03:15] Suzuki     With a smartphone or bank account, [03:17] Suzuki     there are more efficient ways to make money. [03:20] Suzuki     But you need a permanent address     and ID for those. [03:23] Livia     A permanent address?     I definitely don't have that... [03:27] Suzuki     You could go to City Hall and have them     get you into a halfway house, but... [03:32] Suzuki     In your case, you might end up detained      for entering the country illegally. [03:37] Livia     Then I guess I'm out of luck. [03:40] Suzuki     Pretty much. [03:42] Livia     Still, even if I can't make use of such     services, couldn't you, Suzuki-dono? [03:47] Suzuki     Well, as for me,     I still have a certificate of residence, [03:51] Suzuki     so if I did the paperwork, I probably could. [03:53] Livia     So why don't you? [03:55] Livia     You seem rather knowledgeable, Suzuki-dono. [03:59] Livia     I do beg your pardon, but it's rather     strange for you to be living like this. [04:04] Suzuki     All kinds of folks end up homeless. [04:07] Suzuki     Though, in my case, I'm just a loser. [04:15] Takeo     Hey, you. [04:17] Takeo     You're the homeless chick I've been     hearing about lately, aren't you? [04:22] Livia     You've been... hearing about me? [04:25] Sign     Takeo [04:25] Takeo     Yup, the hot foreigner with silver hair [04:27] Takeo     who's been carrying around     a stupid amount of cans. [04:31] Takeo     The other homeless guys were complaining [04:33] Takeo     that some newbie's     eating into their earnings. [04:37] Livia     I do apologize for that. [04:39] Livia     But I must make money posthaste. [04:43] Takeo     I figured as much! I actually have a job     where you can earn some cash quick. [04:49] Takeo     Wanna give it a try? [04:50] Livia     Really?! [04:52] Livia     Such a job exists? [04:54] Takeo     All you've gotta do is sit     with people and drink booze. [04:58] Takeo     We even have employee dorms! [05:00] Livia     That's wonderful! Consider me in! [05:02] Suzuki     Don't do it. I don't think you're     cut out for that kind of work. [05:07] Livia     Suzuki-dono? [05:08] Takeo     What's your problem, old man?     You with her or something? [05:11] Suzuki     Not exactly. [05:13] Takeo     Then could you kindly butt out? [05:17] Suzuki     You're right. [05:19] Livia     Suzuki-dono... [05:22] Manager     Have you ever worked at a sexy cabaret club? [05:26] Livia     A sexy what? [05:27] Livia     I do not have any experience, [05:29] Livia     but I know how to conduct myself     at watering holes. [05:32] Manager     Watering holes? That's a great way to put it. [05:36] Manager     Let's have you start today. [05:40] Livia     Yes, sir! [05:41] Sign     Homeless [05:42] Sign     Hostess [05:44] Manager     This is Puriketsu-san. [05:46] Puriketsu     Hiya, I'm Puriketsu. Totes nice to meet you. [05:48] Manager     Make sure you teach our newbie     everything she needs to know. [05:52] Sign     Hostess [05:52] Sign     Puriketsu [05:55] Livia     My name is Livia.     I appreciate your guidance, Puriketsu-dono. [05:59] Puriketsu     Hey, your Japanese is really good, Livia-chan! [06:03] Puriketsu     First, we'll have to find you an outfit... [06:07] Puriketsu     Actually, before that,     you need a shower. You sorta smell. [06:12] Livia     I mean, I have been washing off     the sweat in the river daily... [06:16] Puriketsu     In the river?! [06:18] Livia     Well, I was homeless up until a moment ago. [06:21] Puriketsu     You were homeless? [06:23] Puriketsu     That must've been rough! [06:31] Sign     Thank you for everything [06:36] Puriketsu     I thought these would look best on you. [06:39] Livia     I'll be wearing one of those? [06:41] Puriketsu     Feel free to pick whichever. [06:51] Black Suit     Table 5's asking for you, Puriketsu-san. [06:54] Puriketsu     Roger! You're coming with, Livia-chan. [06:58] Livia     Y-Yes, ma'am. [07:03] Livia     What exactly... is this? [07:07] Livia     Could this place be... [07:09] Livia     some lecherous establishment? [07:12] Puriketsu     Thanks for choosing me again, Mr. President. [07:16] Kusanagi     I wanted to see you so badly     that I came back today. [07:20] Kusanagi     By the way, who's this? [07:22] Puriketsu     This is our newbie, Livia-chan. [07:24] Kusanagi     Oho! Well, ain't she a cutie? [07:28] Puriketsu     Come on, Livia-chan.      Have a seat next to the president. [07:32] Livia     O-Of course. [07:33] Kusanagi     Oh? I love how innocent you seem. [07:36] Kusanagi     Maybe I'll give you a little     reward to welcome you. [07:39] Livia     Wh-What do you think you're doing?!     How dare you?! [07:42] Kusanagi     Wow, you've really got the     lady knight act down. [07:46] Livia     To think that I couldn't even react... [07:49] Livia     This man is no ordinary foe. [07:52] Livia     W-Wait, are these... [07:55] Livia     T-Ten thousand yen bills?! [07:56] Livia     I've never seen these before! [07:59] Kusanagi     You're pretty funny, kid. [08:01] Puriketsu     Mr. President! [08:03] Puriketsu     No fair giving Livia-chan all the attention. [08:05] Kusanagi     Oh, fine. [08:07] Kusanagi     Here, here. Plenty more     where that came from! Kidding! [08:09] Puriketsu     That tickles, Mr. President! Oh, you... [08:09] Livia     D-Does that mean I'm to let     this man grope my chest? [08:15] Livia     Still... this is far easier than running     all around the city to earn spare change. [08:20] Livia     It won't take long to earn what I need. [08:23] Livia     B-But this is just... [08:26] Police Officer     All right, no one move! [08:29] Police Officer     Police! [08:31] Livia     The police? [08:32] Puriketsu     Man, it's gotta suck having to deal     with a raid on your first day, Livia-chan. [08:37] Hostess A     Well, there were rumors about this place     doing some illegal business, so... [08:41] Livia     Pardon me, but what's going     to happen to us now? [08:45] Hostess B     They'll probably just question     us for a bit, but that's it. [08:49] Livia     Questioning? [08:53] Livia     I'm terribly sorry, but I will be fleeing. [08:57] Livia     Puriketsu-dono, I thank you for everything. [08:59] Puriketsu     Huh? Wait, Livia-chan.     We're on the fifth floor. [09:03] Livia     It's all right. That won't be a problem! [09:06] Puriketsu     Livia-chan! [09:19] Livia     This is quite embarrassing,     but I have returned. [09:22] Livia     Would you mind letting me stay here again? [09:25] Suzuki     I told you before. I'm in no     position to be calling the shots. [09:30] Livia     You have my thanks. [09:34] Suzuki     I went to the library this afternoon     and did a bit of research online. [09:38] Suzuki     Apparently, there's a detective agency in town [09:40] Suzuki     that takes jobs     for a retainer fee of 30,000 yen. [09:43] Livia     Is there really?! [09:45] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [09:45] Sign     RAICHO [09:50] Sara     Coming! [09:51] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [09:56] Sara     Hmm? [09:57] Livia     P-Princess... [10:00] Sara     Ah, it's you, Livia— [10:02] Livia     Princess! [10:04] Livia     Thank goodness you're safe! [10:05] Sara     So, you're alive as well. [10:08] Livia     Of course! But whatever are     you doing here, Princess? [10:11] Sara     I'm working at this detective agency. [10:15] Livia     My word! [10:16] Sara     What have you been up to? [10:19] Livia     I've... [10:23] Livia     been homeless. [10:26] Sara     My word. [10:27] Sosuke     Sara, who the heck are you talking to? [10:30] Sara     Ah, Sosuke. This is my attendant, Livia. [10:34] Sosuke     Your attendant? Wait, does that mean     she's from another world too? [10:38] Sara     Considering how the story was going,     I figured she died, but she's alive somehow! [10:43] Livia     You thought I had perished?! [10:46] Livia     Well, anyway... I will continue     protecting you in this world as well. [10:50] Sara     Hmm... Well, it's rather peaceful here. [10:53] Livia     Even so, it is my duty     to protect you, Princess! [10:57] Sosuke     Huh? Wait, so you're crashing here too? [11:00] Livia     But of course! I cannot     leave my princess's side. [11:04] Sosuke     You can't be serious!     This place is cramped enough as is! [11:08] Sara     To be honest, I don't know     about leaving my retainer homeless... [11:12] Sosuke     What? You're homeless? [11:17] Sara     Say, Sosuke. [11:19] Sara     Why don't you hire Livia as well? [11:22] Sosuke     Uh, I don't have that kind of money. [11:25] Livia     If you will allow me to live here,      I do not require any pay! [11:29] Livia     I humbly request that you employ me. [11:32] Sara     Take her in! [11:37] Sosuke     All right, fine. [11:38] Sign     Homeless [11:40] Sign     Detective's Assistant [11:42] Livia     And so... [11:44] Livia     Suzuki-dono, you have my thanks     for all you've done for me. [11:49] Suzuki     You don't need to thank me. [11:51] Suzuki     I, uh... had some fun meeting you, too. [11:55] Livia     Suzuki-dono. [11:57] Livia     I do not know why you are homeless, [12:01] Livia     but if you still have a place to return to... [12:03] Livia     I believe you should. [12:07] Suzuki     I'd like to tell you to     mind your own business, [12:11] Suzuki     but a lady knight     from another world saying that [12:13] Suzuki     really makes it hit home. [12:16] Livia     It does, doesn't it?     Now then, please take care. [12:27] Editor     Hello, this is GF Bunko's     editorial department. [12:30] Suzuki     It's been a while. This is Suzukiri. [12:32] Editor     Huh?! Suzukiri-san?!     Where are you right now?! [12:36] Suzuki     In Gifu. [12:38] Suzuki     I figured I'd struggle a little longer     while I still had a place to return to. [12:39] Sign     Author [12:39] Sign     Suzukiri [12:43] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [12:43] Sign     RAICHO [12:43] Sign     A few days later [12:44] Sosuke     I hate to say this... [12:46] Sosuke     But you're getting the chop. [12:48] Livia     Axed?! [12:48] Sign     #HomelessLadyKnightAfter [12:49] Livia     You're going to behead me?! [12:50] Sosuke     No! I'm saying that you     no longer work here. [12:55] Livia     But why? What could I have possibly done? [12:59] Sosuke     You can't be serious. [13:02] Sosuke     You stand out like      a sore thumb when shadowing, [13:04] Sosuke     and you suck at memorizing targets' faces. [13:07] Sosuke     And not only can you not do office work, [13:09] Sosuke     you broke the laptop and lost files. [13:12] Sosuke     I'll be honest.      You aren't made for this line of work. [13:17] Sara     Well, everyone has their     strengths and weaknesses. [13:20] Sosuke     So, yeah, just give it up. [13:23] Sosuke     I'll help you find work      and a place to stay, though. [13:26] Livia     That is not necessary. [13:28] Sosuke     What? [13:29] Livia     I have my pride! [13:31] Livia     My princess is here working, so I cannot      be content with being a freeloader. [13:37] Sosuke     What will you do, then? [13:39] Livia     I shall find a job and a home on my own. [13:44] Livia     So until I do, Sosuke-dono, [13:46] Livia     I leave the princess in your care. [13:53] Sosuke     She gonna be okay? [13:55] Sara     Well, I'm pretty sure she won't die. [13:59] Sign     Detective's Assistant [14:01] Sign     Homeless [14:04] Sign     #FirstJob [14:07] Sign     Tateyama [14:08] Tateyama     I've been waiting for you, Kaburaya-sama. [14:10] Tateyama     And who might this be? [14:12] Sosuke     She's sort of like my assistant. [14:14] Tateyama     I see. [14:16] Sara     Indeed, you've got exquisite taste. [14:21] Brenda     You flatter me, you precious little thing. [14:25] Sosuke     This is Brenda Aisaki-san, a lawyer. [14:28] Sosuke     She's our client this time     and one of my regulars. [14:31] Sara     My word! But she's still a child! [14:34] Brenda     There is no age restriction      on the bar examination, [14:37] Brenda     so it's theoretically possible     for a child to become a lawyer. [14:41] Sosuke     Be that as it may,     that's not the case for you. [14:44] Sosuke     Despite how she looks,     she's actually older than me. [14:47] Sign     Lawyer [14:47] Sign     Brenda Aisaki [14:48] Sara     What?! [14:50] Sara     To think the Black Organization truly exists! [14:52] Sosuke     No one drugged her and turned her into a kid! [14:55] Brenda     So, Sosuke-kun, who might this be? [14:59] Brenda     Ah, you've finally succumbed to circumstance     and resorted to kidnapping. [15:03] Brenda     I'll introduce you to a good lawyer,     so you should turn yourself in. [15:05] Sosuke     Of course I didn't kidnap her! [15:07] Sosuke     Besides, you're a lawyer! [15:10] Brenda     You so faithfully have a retort     for all my jokes. I love that about you. [15:15] Sara     Don't you just? [15:19] Sosuke     This is Sara. She's an     exchange student from Sweden. [15:23] Sosuke     She was staying at my friend's place,     but it burned down in a fire. [15:27] Sara     Moreover, my parents are     on a trip around the world, [15:32] Sara     so I've decided to stay     at Sosuke's place for a while. [15:36] Brenda     Oh my. That must have been hard. [15:38] Sara     'Tis nothing. Unforeseen disaster     only serves to spice up one's journey. [15:42] Brenda     You know, you speak in a rather unique way. [15:45] Sosuke     Well, she did learn Japanese     through anime and manga. [15:49] Brenda     Ah. What series do you like? [15:51] Sara     Detective Conan! [15:54] Brenda     I can't say that I recall anyone     in that manga talking like you... [15:57] Sosuke     Well, she's been influenced     by way more than just Conan. [16:01] Sosuke     Anyway, she's gonna be helping me     out with work, so be nice to her. [16:06] Brenda     She's going to be doing detective work? [16:08] Sara     Indeed! I'm working hard to become     a great detective like Conan-kun. [16:14] Brenda     Are you serious right now? [16:15] Sosuke     Despite appearances,     she's got a real knack for sleuthing. [16:20] Brenda     Well, I guess if you're okay     with it, Sosuke-kun... [16:23] Sosuke     So, what's the job this time? [16:27] Brenda     The same as usual. [16:28] Brenda     I need some digging done     for divorce proceedings. [16:31] Brenda     The investigation period will     be a week starting tomorrow. [16:34] Brenda     The target is Yuki Shimomura,      a 34-year-old housewife. [16:35] Sign     Name: Yuki Shimomura [16:35] Sign     Age: 34 y/o [16:35] Sign     Occupation: Housewife [16:39] Brenda     The client is her husband, Kazuya     Shimomura, a 35-year-old office worker. [16:40] Sign     Kazuya Shimomura [16:44] Brenda     He wants a divorce, but his wife refuses, [16:47] Brenda     so he's planning to take it to family court. [16:50] Brenda     The reason is apparently personal differences. [16:53] Sara     This is quite exciting, isn't it?! [16:56] Sosuke     Say, you have a spell that can     make you invisible, right? [16:59] Sosuke     Is there a way to stay invisible for a while? [17:02] Sara     Oh, that? [17:04] Sara     Behold. [17:06] Sosuke     Oh god, that's creepy! [17:07] Sara     Shut your mouth! Who are you calling creepy?! [17:10] Sosuke     Er, my bad. It's actually pretty incredible. [17:14] Sosuke     Can you make your whole body disappear? [17:17] Sara     I can, but there's a glaring problem. [17:20] Sosuke     Like what? [17:20] Sara     This spell essentially just bends     the light around your whole body [17:25] Sara     so that you can't be seen from the outside,     but I also can't see from inside. [17:30] Sara     And if I leave just my face so I can see... [17:33] Sosuke     Yikes! [17:33] Sara     Rawr! I'm a scary ghost! [17:36] Sosuke     Why's a ghost rawring at me?! [17:38] Sosuke     Seriously, that's super creepy! [17:40] Sara     Also, I get really tired if     I use my magic too long. [17:45] Sara     Hey, there's our mark! [17:46] Sign     Shimomura [17:46] Sign     Mark = Investigation Target [17:51] Sosuke     All right, let's follow her. [18:00] Sosuke     Well, unsurprisingly, she's just shopping. [18:04] Sara     I'm so bored! [18:06] Sosuke     That's because stakeouts are boring. [18:08] Sosuke     You can nap, you know? [18:10] Sosuke     No, I'll do my best. I'm genuinely trying     to be a great detective, after all. [18:15] Sosuke     I see. [18:17] Sara     What's the matter? [18:19] Sosuke     That's the landscaper. [18:22] Sosuke     Apparently, our mark     is obsessed with gardening [18:24] Sosuke     and has a landscaper come by regularly. [18:27] Sara     Well, they do have some     big trees in their yard. [18:38] Sara     How could I? How many days has it been?! [18:41] Sosuke     Like it's been that long.     You were only out an hour. [18:45] Sara     So, have there been any new developments? [18:48] Sosuke     Absolutely squat. [18:49] Sara     I see... [18:51] Sara     I guess the landscaper is still here, too. [18:54] Sosuke     Yeah. [18:55] Sosuke     No, wait. [18:56] Sara     What is it? [18:57] Sosuke     It's been an hour,      but nothing's going on in the yard... [19:02] Sosuke     I haven't seen the landscaper     over the fence either. [19:05] Sara     I'm sure he does more than just pruning. [19:08] Sosuke     He went inside with a ladder. [19:11] Sosuke     If he needs one, [19:13] Sosuke     I figured he'd be pruning that     tree right along the fence there. [19:17] Sara     So, something concerns you? [19:19] Sosuke     Pretty much, yeah. [19:21] Sara     That might be your detective's intuition. [19:25] Sosuke     Maybe. If only we could see the lawn... [19:28] Sara     You just need a look inside, right? [19:45] Sosuke     Hey, your face is bright red. [19:48] Sara     W-Well... [19:51] Sara     The landscaper was using Cold Breath [19:54] Sara     against the young madame's     Beast King Redemption Blast... [19:57] Sosuke     Th-This is a lot... [20:00] Brenda     This is... [20:04] Sosuke     The guy is Kohei Wakabayashi     from Satonaka Landscaping. [20:07] Sosuke     Not sure on the kanji. [20:09] Brenda     This is plenty. I'll pay you     for the whole week and a little extra. [20:14] Sosuke     That's great! [20:16] Brenda     By the way, how did you     even get this picture? [20:20] Brenda     It's taken from pretty high up. [20:24] Sosuke     Uh... [20:25] Sosuke     I used a drone. [20:27] Brenda     Huh. [20:29] Sara     So, you've known that lawyer     for quite some time? [20:32] Sosuke     Yeah, about three years or so now. [20:36] Brenda     Do lawyers use detectives often? [20:39] Sosuke     Well, yeah. [20:41] Sosuke     Following people and stakeouts     can be against the law, [20:44] Sosuke     but private detectives are allowed to do so. [20:48] Sara     I see. [20:49] Sosuke     On the flip side, lawyers have access     to personal information that detectives [20:53] Sosuke     can have a hard time getting     their hands on. [20:55] Sara     So it's a bit of give and take. [20:58] Brenda     I don't like this. [21:00] Tateyama     Are you jealous of a child? [21:03] Brenda     What are you talking about? [21:05] Brenda     All I mean is that with a child around, [21:07] Brenda     it's harder to ask Sosuke-kun     to do dirty work! [21:13] Sign     Hidagyu [21:13] Sosuke     We just got a week's pay in a day. [21:17] Sosuke     It's a special occasion. [21:19] Sara     This isn't half price or even 10 percent off! [21:24] Sara     By the way, Sosuke,     are you not getting married? [21:29] Sosuke     Heck no. [21:30] Sosuke     Where'd that come from? [21:32] Sara     Is it because you're broke? [21:33] Sosuke     I'm broke and I've got no one to marry. [21:36] Sosuke     Not to mention, when you do this job, [21:38] Sosuke     you see lots of stuff you never want to. [21:41] Sosuke     I gave up on any aspirations of     love or marriage a long time ago. [21:46] Sara     Ah, so that's why you didn't react [21:49] Sara     when you saw Livia's totally fap-worthy body. [21:52] Sosuke     Don't let the internet     poison your mind too much. [21:55] Sara     Oh, my bad. I just couldn't help myself     from using internet slang like fap-worthy. [22:00] Sara     I am no nerd, lololol. [22:05] Sara     Anyway, I suppose this means I won't be thrown     out for getting in the way of your love life. [22:10] Sosuke     You were actually worried about that? [22:12] Sara     Indeed. I don't want to make you     or your loved ones invalids, after all. [22:18] Sosuke     I guess you're still on about     erasing my memories once you leave. [22:22] Sara     But of course. [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Livia     What is this "clan" you speak of? [23:57] Saito     We sell goods that enrich people's lives. [24:02] Sosuke     It's fraud dealing with the supernatural. [24:04] Sosuke     If you naively follow them, you'll fall for     their mind control and become one of them. E3 - The Homeless Gourmet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] Sign     #TheHomelessGourmet [01:34] Livia     Suzuki-dono... [01:36] Livia     I guess you've returned     to where you belong. [01:41] Livia     Please take care. [01:42] Livia     I will try to survive on my own. [01:48] Livia     Now then, I'll need to procure some food. [01:53] Livia     If I remember correctly,     the fish in this river... [01:56] (Flashback) Suzuki     In order to fish in the Nagara River,     you need to buy a fishing permit. [02:03] Livia     To think there's perfectly delicious food     swimming right in front of me [02:07] Livia     and all I can do is look at it... [02:12] Livia     I'm quite hungry. [02:15] Livia     A grasshopper? [02:18] Livia     No, no, hold it right there! [02:21] Livia     That's a bug. [02:23] Livia     How could I, a proud noble     of the empire, consume a bug?! [02:27] Livia     When I didn't resort to such a thing     even when our country was destroyed?! [02:41] Livia     Grasshoppers are good! [02:43] Livia     How can they be so delicious? [02:47] Livia     Grasshoppers are scrumptious! [02:49] Livia     I hate that they're so delectable! [02:55] Livia     Good morning, Murata-dono. [02:57] Murata     Oh, heya. [02:58] Sign     Murata [02:58] Murata     Where's Suzuki-san today? [03:01] Livia     Suzuki-dono has returned     to where he belongs. [03:04] Murata     Hey, that's great. But are you     going to be all right by your lonesome? [03:09] Livia     Yes, I'm somehow managing on my own. [03:12] Murata     I see. We all gather around     here in the evenings, [03:16] Murata     so swing by if you feel like it. [03:19] Murata     You can at least kill some time. [03:21] Livia     Sure. Thanks for looking out for me. [03:28] Man     Seriously? [03:29] Man     What? I've never heard of them. [03:32] Man     Come on, now. [03:34] Livia     I decided to take you up on your invitation. [03:39] Livia     If you'd like... please,     help yourselves to this. [03:42] Murata     Wow, grasshopper tempura? [03:45] Murata     Did you make that? [03:46] Livia     Yes. [03:47] Kurinohara     Man, these go great with some sake! [03:51] Kurinohara     Let's break out the special stuff! [03:52] Sign     Kukkoro [03:53] Murata     You sure are generous, Kurinohara-san! [03:57] Kurinohara     I won big in pachinko. [04:00] Livia     What is this "pachinko"? [04:03] Kurinohara     Oh? You interested, lass? [04:06] Kurinohara     You see, pachinko is... [04:08] Kurinohara     You feel like a king when you win! [04:14] Livia     How delicious! [04:16] Murata     Look at you. [04:18] Kurinohara     Way to go, lass! [04:21] Sosuke     I was worried, but it looks     like she's having fun. [04:33] Livia     The rice in this world is truly delicious. [04:36] Saito     Hello. [04:39] Livia     Hello there. [04:40] Saito     Oh, so you can speak Japanese! [04:43] Saito     Do you like the food? [04:45] Livia     Yes. It's rather tasty. [04:47] Saito     That's great! [04:47] Sign     Saito [04:47] Sign     Aoki [04:49] Saito     Say, would you care to chat with us for a bit? [04:53] Livia     I certainly wouldn't mind. [04:56] Saito     Miss, you seem rather young. [04:59] Saito     You must have been through quite an ordeal. [05:02] Livia     Huh? Er, yes, you could say that. [05:06] Saito     Are you struggling with anything     in your everyday life? [05:09] Livia     Oh, no, not really. [05:12] Saito     Listen, just so you know,      you don't need to hold back with us. [05:16] Aoki     That's right. You can tell us everything. [05:19] Livia     Hmm... Well, if anything, I guess there's     the fact that I can't find a job. [05:24] Livia     I haven't been able to sign a lease      or open a bank account. [05:28] Livia     And I don't have a family register,     so I can't really solve all of that. [05:31] Saito and Aoki     You're definitely struggling! [05:34] Livia     Well, I was planning on figuring      it all out eventually, [05:38] Livia     but taking it easy here for a bit     isn't so bad. [05:42] Saito     T-Taking it easy? [05:43] Aoki     You're so positive. [05:46] Saito     I know. [05:47] Saito     Why don't you come see what our clan is like? [05:51] Livia     What is this "clan" you speak of? [05:53] Saito     I'm talking about our group,     the World's Branch Hill Clan. [05:58] Saito     In order to create a world where everyone     can be happy, we feed the needy, [06:03] Saito     do volunteer work, and sell     goods that enrich people's lives. [06:08] Livia     Ah, what a wonderful organization. [06:10] Aoki     It is! [06:12] Saito     My life has changed so much     since I discovered the clan. [06:17] Saito     If you become a clan member,     you can live in our clan home too. [06:21] Livia     Oh! Then would it be all right     if I came and had a look? [06:25] Saito and Aoki     Of course! [06:28] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [06:28] Sign     RAICHO [06:29] Sign     #TheSaviorLadyKnight [06:29] Young saleswoman     And just for you today, we're willing to sell     this statue at a special low price. [06:35] Sosuke     Yeah, I'm good. Please leave. [06:38] Young saleswoman     Oh, don't say that! [06:39] Young saleswoman     With this, your luck will skyrocket     and you can kiss your meager life goodbye! [06:44] Sosuke     Mind your damn business! [06:45] Young saleswoman     Ah, at least let us pray for you! [06:48] Suzuki     Shut up! [06:54] Sara     What were they trying to sell? [06:56] Sosuke     Some statue that purges evil spirits [06:59] Sosuke     and brings the house good luck, apparently. [07:02] Sara     That is precisely what we need most! [07:05] Sara     Chase them down at once and purchase it! [07:07] Sosuke     Chill. Like anything like that      is real in this world. [07:12] Sara     What? [07:13] Sosuke     It's supernatural-related fraud. [07:15] Sosuke     They hawk bogus wares. [07:18] Sara     My word! And this is acceptable here? [07:22] Sosuke     If the person selling the stuff is aware     that it has absolutely no power or benefit, [07:28] Sosuke     it could be considered fraud or extortion. [07:31] Sosuke     But those people genuinely seemed     to believe what they were saying. [07:34] Sosuke     They're still young, so maybe they got     dragged into some fake club in college. [07:39] Sara     A fake club? [07:42] Sosuke     Religious or political organizations     sometimes pretend to be normal groups [07:47] Sosuke     to lure in students. [07:49] Sosuke     If you follow blindly, you end up under      their mind control and become one of them. [07:54] Sara     And how do they accomplish that? [07:56] Sosuke     The most famous method is subliminal stimuli. [08:00] Sosuke     It affects people's subconscious [08:02] Sosuke     with visuals and sounds you don't perceive. [08:05] Sosuke     Though it's unclear     if it's just a bunch of hogwash. [08:10] Sosuke     Honestly, the most common way is to     approach and convince people directly. [08:13] Sara     That sounds surprisingly... proper. [08:17] Sosuke     No matter how absurd something might be, [08:19] Sosuke     if a true believer espouses it     with all their heart... [08:23] Sosuke     you're surprisingly likely to buy in. [08:27] Sosuke     But it's not like you're going to learn the     secret of some unknown world from a stranger. [08:38] Saito     This is our home. [08:41] Saito     We even have a gymnasium. [08:43] Saito     Would you like to play a     little game of basketball? [08:45] Livia     Basketball? [08:47] Saito     We'd like to rent the basketball     court for an hour. [08:51] Livia     Saito-dono, what are these? [08:54] Saito     They're hill bills,     the currency the clan uses. [08:56] Saito     You earn them by contributing to the clan. [08:59] Sign     Bathrooms [08:59] Livia     You can't use standard Japanese currency? [09:02] Saito     Here at home, you can only use hill bills. [09:05] Sign     Gymnasium Sign-Up Form [09:05] Sign     Name [09:05] Saito     You can convert Japanese yen     to hill bills, though. [09:09] Livia     What about hill bills into yen? [09:11] Saito     Oh, there's no need. [09:13] Saito     The system is designed to make you want to work for the good of society [09:16] Saito     instead of for money! [09:19] Livia     I see... [09:24] Livia     Hmm... [09:26] Saito     Livia-san! Over here! [09:29] Livia     Like this? [09:30] Saito     Perfect! [09:36] Livia     Ooh, that was brilliant, Saito-dono! [09:40] Saito     To be honest, I trained to go pro. [09:43] Livia     Oh, I see! [09:45] Saito     But that dream was shattered      when I got injured. [09:48] Livia     I'm very sorry to hear that. [09:50] Saito     Oh, it's fine. Right now, I'm living a     fulfilling life thanks to the clan. [09:57] Livia     Whoops! [10:02] Livia     There! [10:05] Clan member B     Seriously? [10:06] Clan member A     Is she really a beginner? [10:09] Saito     Next, let's switch up teams. [10:11] Saito     Livia-san, you'll have to deal with me now. [10:14] Livia     I am up for the challenge! [10:20] Livia     My word! [10:23] Livia     You are a worthy opponent. [10:24] Aoki     Saito-kun! You're being a bit childish! [10:27] Saito     Sorry, I got kind of carried away. [10:31] Saito     It's only a game, so let's all have fun. [10:35] Saito     Oh, no. You needn't hold back with me. [10:39] Saito     Failing all else,     I will give it my all as well. [10:43] Saito     Huh? [10:46] Saito     Huh?! [10:47] Livia     If I remember correctly, you can take two     steps while holding the ball, correct? [10:57] Aoki     Wait, what?! [10:59] Clan member B     Seriously...? [11:01] Livia     I-Is it perhaps against the rules to put the     ball into the hoop while holding it? [11:06] Clan member B     H-Holy crap! What the heck was that dunk?! [11:09] Clan member A     Didn't she just jump crazy far? [11:11] Clan member C     She didn't even have a running start!     Not even a pro could do that! [11:15] Livia     E-Er, well, you see, I happen to, uh...     practice Chinese martial arts. [11:21] Member     Seriously? [11:22] Saito     Livia-san! [11:24] Saito     I'm sorry for faking you out so many     times when you're just a beginner. [11:28] Saito     And to think I wanted to go pro.     It's laughable, honestly. [11:31] Livia     Why is there any need for modesty? [11:34] Livia     I'm quite impressed with your     fighting spirit, Saito-dono. [11:37] Saito     Fighting spirit? This all just     means I still have a ways to go. [11:41] Saito     Oh, that's right! The master     is giving a lecture tonight. [11:45] Saito     You should join us, Livia-san. [11:47] Livia     The master? [11:49] Saito     The head of our clan, Noa Minakami-sama! [11:53] Saito     I'm sure that if you hear Noa-sama speak,     you'll find your purpose in life! [11:57] Livia     Is this person that magnificent? [12:00] Saito     But of course! [12:02] Saito     Noa-sama was born and raised deep within     Tibet and gained divine powers! [12:07] Livia     Divine powers? [12:09] Aoki     She can heal wounds and illnesses, [12:13] Aoki     drive away disasters, and bring happiness! [12:15] Livia     My word! You mean magic actually     exists in this world? [12:18] Aoki and Saito     Huh? [12:19] Livia     Oh, er, nothing. [12:20] Livia     Please, allow me to join you! [12:26] Kenji     My name is Kenji. I'm a totally     normal college student. [12:41] Kenji     Hey, we work at the same place. [12:43] Saki     My name is Saki. [12:45] Kenji     Saki-chan! Please go out with me! [12:48] Saki     I'll totes go out with you! [12:50] Kenji     Saki-chan! [12:52] Livia     What a shocking turn of events! [12:55] Livia     What's going to happen     to Kenji and Saki now? [12:59] Doctor     Unfortunately, the chances of her regaining     consciousness are extremely low. [13:05] Kenji     Saki-chan... [13:07] Livia     I have to wonder, though... [13:09] Livia     Why do this mysterious woman and     these words appear every so often? [13:16] Livia     Hrm, it's a bit of an annoyance,     but I suppose I'll ignore it. [13:23] Kenji     There's no meaning to my     life without Saki-chan... [13:27] Akira     Hey, Kenji! You should do     some volunteer work with me! [13:31] Kenji     You're Akira, my friend from college! [13:34] Kenji     You do volunteer work? [13:37] Akira     Yup! [13:38] Akira     Along with my friends and family     at the World's Branch Hill Clan! [13:43] Noa     Kenji-san, I am the master     of our clan, Noa Minakami. [13:48] Noa     I need your strength in     order to save this world! [14:01] Kenji     Wh-What is this?! [14:04] Noa     Our world is being devoured     by an evil force. [14:09] Kenji     I had no idea! [14:11] Livia     Another surprising development! [14:13] Livia     But that voice really is obnoxious... [14:14] Noa     Everything will be okay if     you believe in the clan. [14:18] Noa     Give your money to the clan. [14:24] Monster     You will stand in the way of evil no longer! [14:26] Kenji     Everyone! We need to work together! [14:29] All     Yeah! [14:30] Noa     Believe in God's love.     This world is overflowing with hope. [14:45] Kenji     Saki-chan! [14:48] Saki     Kenji-kun! [14:49] Noa     When evil blossoms within people's hearts, [14:52] Noa     darkness will fall upon     this world once again. [14:56] Noa     Our battle has only just begun. [15:00] Kenji     Noa-sama... [15:01] Kenji     As members of the clan, [15:04] Kenji     we offer you our bodies, hearts, money...     everything to continue fighting! [15:08] Noa     Thank you, my warriors of light. [15:19] Livia     That was quite entertaining! [15:22] Livia     Especially at the end! It was great     to see them defeat the monster. [15:26] Aoki     I'm glad to hear it.     You have real potential, Livia-san. [15:31] Livia     By the way, why were there flashes     of a picture of that woman? [15:34] Livia     Not to mention the strange voice that     kept talking in the latter half... [15:38] Aoki     What are you talking about? [15:40] Livia     Huh? Oh, er, never mind. [15:44] Sign     Keichan     2 Hill Bills [15:44] Sign     Miso Soup     1 Hill Bill [15:44] Sign     Gyoza     2 Hill Bills [15:44] Sign     White Rice     1 Hill Bill [15:45] Livia     Let's dig in! [15:48] Aoki     Do you like it? [15:50] Livia     Yes! Especially this chicken     dish. It's delightful! [15:54] Saito     That's called keichan.     It's a local delicacy in Gifu. [15:55] Sign     Keichan: Chicken marinated in a miso or soy sauce base and then sauteed with cabbage      and other ingredients. Seasoning may vary depending on the household or restaurant. [15:58] Livia     I see! The miso flavor soaked through     the chicken is positively delicious. [16:03] Saito     What kinds of foods do you     usually eat, Livia-san? [16:07] Livia     Let's see... I'd say my diet     primarily consists of instant noodles. [16:12] Livia     Then there's curry, the rice balls the     volunteers make for us, and grasshoppers. [16:15] Saito     Ah, yes, grasshoppers. [16:17] Saito     Grasshoppers?! [16:18] Aoki     Grasshoppers as in the bugs?! [16:21] Livia     Yes! They're quite delicious     battered and fried. [16:31] Livia     Is she the master you spoke of? [16:33] Saito     Yes, that's correct. [16:35] Livia     Huh. [16:40] Noa     I am truly delighted to see     all of you on this lovely night. [16:46] Noa     Right now, this world is     overflowing with sadness. [16:49] Noa     But there is no need to despair! [16:52] Noa     If we combine the powers of the members     of this clan, no, this family, [16:57] Livia     Will I get to witness     these divine powers soon? [16:57] Noa     there is no obstacle we cannot overcome! [17:01] Noa     There is a member I'd like      to reward before all of you tonight. [17:07] Noa     Seiji Uchiyama-san. [17:09] Uchiyama     Yes. [17:11] Sign     Seiji Uchiyama [17:13] Livia     Oh? [17:14] Noa     Please, step right up. [17:16] Noa     Uchiyama-san has offered 5,000     hill bills to the clan. [17:21] Clan member A     How wonderful! [17:23] Clan member B     I need to work even harder! [17:26] Noa     To thank him for his dedication,     I would like to give him a blessing. [17:37] Noa     O heaven, protect our brother     from all calamity! [17:44] Livia     A spell to shield someone from all calamity? [17:47] Livia     Does such a thing actually exist? [17:58] Uchiyama     Stay back! Stay back, or I'll kill her! [18:02] Livia     Saito-dono, is this also     part of the entertainment? [18:05] Saito     I-I'm very sorry.     I don't know what's going on. [18:08] Noa     Uchiyama-san, why are you doing this? [18:12] Livia     Hmm, it is quite impressive that     she is able to hide her fear [18:16] Livia     with that knife up against her. [18:18] Uchiyama     Everyone, listen to me! [18:20] Clan members     How dare you?! [18:20] Uchiyama     This woman is nothing but a con artist! [18:21] Clan members     You'll pay! [18:21] Clan members     Stop this madness! [18:22] Uchiyama     You've all just been brainwashed! [18:23] Clan members     Let go of Noa-sama! [18:24] Uchiyama     M-My older sister was robbed      for all she was worth [18:27] Uchiyama     by the clan three years ago,     and then she stole from our family! [18:31] Uchiyama     Because of that,     I had to drop out of high school! [18:35] Livia     Is that true? [18:35] Uchiyama     An evil cult that exploits its members for     money with phony spiritual powers... [18:37] Saito     N-No! It can't be. [18:39] Uchiyama     That's what this clan is! [18:40] Noa     Everyone! Please do not blame     Uchiyama-san for his actions. [18:44] Noa     We are all family here! [18:49] Uchiyama     Damn it! [18:51] Uchiyama     Then show us proof that you're     not just some con artist! [18:55] Noa     You want proof? [18:57] Uchiyama     You just blessed me a     second ago to protect me [19:01] Uchiyama     from any kind of disaster, right? [19:03] Uchiyama     So let's put those divine powers     of yours to the test! [19:14] Livia     Yeah, he totally just stabbed himself. [19:19] Uchiyama     Well, Master? [19:21] Uchiyama     I just received your blessing     a moment ago, didn't I? [19:25] Uchiyama     So how do you explain this? [19:28] Noa     Th-That blessing was     to protect you from evil. [19:34] Noa     It cannot stop you from harming yourself. [19:39] Uchiyama     Yeah, okay. [19:41] Uchiyama     I guess I'll buy that. [19:44] Uchiyama     All right, Noa-sama. I was wrong. [19:49] Uchiyama     So please save me with     your miraculous powers. [19:54] Uchiyama     You can't just sit by... [19:57] Uchiyama     while a family member dies     in front of you, right? [20:00] Noa     I-I... [20:03] Livia     It appears as though she     cannot use healing magic. [20:07] Livia     Oh, very well. [20:09] Saito     Livia-san? [20:13] Security     Hey, stay back! [20:14] Noa     Wh-Who are you? [20:16] Livia     Just some homeless passerby. [20:33] Uchiyama     Huh? The pain's gone...? [20:36] Livia     Well, that should do it. [20:39] Livia     It will leave a scar,     but you can live with that. [20:42] Uchiyama     R-Right... [20:43] Noa     Our savior... [20:46] Livia     Huh? [20:46] Noa     There's no doubt about it! [20:49] Noa     You must be our savior sent from the heavens! [20:52] Livia     I beg your pardon? [20:54] Noa     I have been waiting an eternity     for this day to arrive. [20:58] Noa     Lady Savior, I offer you     everything our clan has. [21:01] Noa     So please, show us the way to salvation! [21:04] Livia     Huh?! [21:05] Livia     Er, I really can't help you... [21:12] Aoki     Lady Savior! Please show us the way! [21:16] Noa     I beg of you, Lady Savior! [21:21] Livia     I'm terribly sorry, but I must decline. [21:24] Livia     After all, there's someone waiting for me. [21:28] Livia     I bid you farewell! [21:29] Noa     Please wait, Lady Savior! [21:32] Noa     Everyone! Please stop her! [21:36] Saito     Please don't go, Livia-san! No, Lady Savior! [21:40] Livia     Saito-dono, I am no savior. [21:49] Livia     I had a lot of fun playing     basketball with you. [21:58] Livia     It's been quite some time since I last     got to frolic and dine with people my age. [22:06] Livia     It was rather fun, but... [23:37] Sign     I will come for you, Princess,     no matter what! -Livia [23:42] Clan Exec     Unfortunately, it appears     we've lost sight of our lady savior. [23:47] Noa     I see. [23:49] Noa     Livia-sama, I hope to see you again soon. [23:50] Sign     Noa Minakami [23:50] Sign     Religious     Leader [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     I would like to go to school. [23:58] Sosuke     You didn't have school in your last world? [24:01] Sara     It was the norm for the imperial     family and nobles to hire tutors. [24:06] Sosuke     School, huh? I guess I can try something. E4 - The Princess and Skateboards Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Sosuke     Don't overdo it. [00:07] Sara     I know! [00:11] Sara     Hup! [00:15] Sara     Say, Sosuke. [00:16] Sign     Case Closed     (Detective Conan) [00:17] Sara     I want a skateboard. [00:17] Sign     #ThePrincessandSkateboards [00:19] Sosuke     A skateboard? [00:20] Sara     Indeed. I want to use it when we go     shopping or I go to the library. [00:23] Sign     Case Closed     (Detective Conan) [00:26] (Flashback) Sosuke     I see. Wonder if I still have my old one... [00:31] (Flashback) Sara     Do you?! [00:34] Sosuke     Hey, whoa! [00:38] Sosuke     Man, that was close... [00:42] Sara     Wha?! [00:45] Sara     Ow, ow, ow... [00:46] Sosuke     Listen, I gotta ask. Are you just shit? [00:49] Sara     What did you call me?! [00:51] Sara     You'd compare me to feces?! [00:53] Sara     You needn't insult me so     just because I'm having trouble! [00:56] Sosuke     I didn't mean it literally.     I'm saying you're shit at sports. [00:59] Sosuke     Use your damn translation magic. [01:01] Neya     Senpai! [01:03] Neya     Hello there. Oh, and who's this? [02:38] Sara     My name is Sara da Odin. [02:40] Sara     I'm a transfer student from Öland in Sweden. [02:44] Sara     ...And that's my story. [02:45] Neya     My, you've been through so much. [02:48] Neya     My name is Haruka Neya. [02:48] Sign     Private Eye [02:48] Sign     Haruka Neya [02:50] Neya     I was Sosuke-senpai's junior     when he worked at our agency. [02:54] Sara     Your agency? [02:56] Neya     Kusanagi Detective Agency, the largest      of its kind in Gifu Prefecture. [03:01] Sara     You actually worked somewhere     so prestigious? [03:05] Sosuke     That's all in the past. [03:07] Neya     Well, it wasn't too long ago     that you went independent. [03:11] Neya     He was just the coolest when he quit. [03:15] (Flashback) Sosuke     "I'm going to become     the detective I want to be!" [03:18] Neya     ...he said. [03:19] Sara     Ooh! That is indeed quite cool! [03:22] Sosuke     Yeah, let's not talk about that. [03:24] Sosuke     More importantly, what did you need me for? [03:27] Neya     Do I need a reason to come see you, Senpai? [03:34] Neya     We couldn't settle on a price     with a client who came in today, [03:39] Neya     so I recommended you to her, Senpai. [03:42] Sosuke     What kind of job is it? [03:43] Neya     She wanted us to look into some bullying. [03:45] Neya     She's worried that her middle-schooler daughter      is being targeted. [03:50] Sosuke     I see... [03:51] Sara     Why in the world would you do      a competing agency such a favor? [03:55] Neya     Well, because I wish Senpai      the best, of course! [04:00] Neya     Our president is cheering him on, too. [04:03] Sosuke     I feel even more pathetic     if he's rooting for me. [04:08] Neya     Speaking of, the police called     him in the other day. [04:12] Sosuke     Did something happen? [04:14] Neya     A certain hostess club with extra services [04:16] Neya     got busted and he just     so happened to be there. [04:19] Sosuke     Again? Man, he's hopeless. [04:22] Neya     Well, he was there for work. [04:25] Sara     Pray tell, what are these     "extra services" you mentioned? [04:27] Neya     You definitely don't need to know     until you're older, Sara-chan. [04:32] Neya     Anyway, Senpai, I'll be heading back now. [04:35] Sosuke     Sure. [04:36] Neya     Goodbye, Sara-chan. [04:37] Sara     Farewell. [04:38] Neya     I'm glad I got to see you today, Senpai. [04:43] Sosuke     Y-Yeah. [04:43] Sosuke     Y-Yeah. [04:46] Sara     Say, Sosuke... [04:48] Sosuke     What is it? [04:49] Sara     I have a feeling that Neya fancies you— [04:53] Sosuke     She doesn't. [04:54] Sara     No, I'm quite certain, considering     how she was acting around you. [04:58] Sara     She was positively overflowing with affection. [05:02] Sosuke     That's just Neya's schtick. [05:05] Sara     What now? [05:06] Sosuke     She always, very consciously, plays     the role of the prim and proper young lady [05:12] Sosuke     who seems to fancy you. [05:14] Sara     Why would she comport herself so? [05:16] Sosuke     It's all training. [05:18] Sosuke     She's Kusanagi Detective Agency's     leading undercover agent [05:21] Sosuke     when it comes to breaking up couples. [05:22] Sara     Say what now? [05:24] Sosuke     It's literally her job to go undercover     and break up couples, married or otherwise. [05:29] Sosuke     Like splitting up a cheater and their lover. [05:32] Sosuke     Sometimes parents don't like      who their kid is dating. [05:35] Sosuke     Or someone wants a divorce     but their spouse is untouchable. [05:38] Sara     Infidelity is one thing, but no one did     anything wrong in those other situations, [05:43] Sara     so that doesn't sit well with me. [05:45] Sosuke     Yeah. I'd never do anything of the sort. [05:48] Sara     Would that happen to be the reason     you quit your old agency? [05:52] Sosuke     Taking any job that pays, [05:54] Sosuke     even if it hurts innocent people... [05:57] Sosuke     I just couldn't stand that from the agency. [06:01] Sara     Very good! [06:02] Sara     I'm impressed! [06:04] Sara     You are an agent of justice after all,     so you must work for society and the people! [06:11] Sosuke     Yeah, I guess you're right. [06:14] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [06:15] Sosuke     The client Neya sent over, [06:17] Sosuke     Mami Naganawa, visited my agency that night. [06:21] Sosuke     You need someone to investigate     some bullying, is that right? [06:25] Mami     Yes. [06:25] Sign     Mami Naganawa [06:26] Mami     My daughter has been acting strange lately, [06:28] Sosuke     Her daughter's is Yuna Naganawa,     a first-year middle schooler. [06:29] Mami     so I'm wondering if that's the cause. [06:32] Sosuke     According to the mom, Yuna started cleaning [06:35] Sosuke     her own school uniform     and shoes from time to time. [06:38] Sign     Japanese Dictionary [06:38] Sosuke     And recently, her textbooks     have been waterlogged. [06:42] Sosuke     But when she asks her daughter about it,     she denies any bullying is happening. [06:47] Sosuke     She even went to the school, [06:49] Sosuke     who said they'd looked into it,     but turned up nothing. [06:53] Sosuke     I've determined the best course of action     is to talk to the daughter myself. [06:54] Sign     The next day [07:00] Mami     Yuna? Yuna, I'm opening the door. [07:03] Sosuke     I'm sorry, Naganawa-san,     but could I ask you to wait outside? [07:07] Mami     All right. [07:11] Yuna     Huh?! Who the heck are you guys? [07:13] Sosuke     No need to be frightened. [07:16] Sosuke     I'm a detective your mom hired.      My name's Sosuke Kaburaya. [07:21] Yuna     What? A detective? [07:23] Yuna     You don't look like one. [07:23] Sign     Middle Schooler [07:23] Sign     Yuna Naganawa [07:25] Yuna     And who's the girl? [07:27] Sara     My name is Sara da Odin,      and I'm thirteen years old! [07:30] Sara     I hail from Öland in Sweden— [07:32] Yuna     So, what's a detective want with me? [07:35] Sosuke     We heard you were being bullied at school [07:38] Sosuke     and came to help you figure out a solution. [07:42] Yuna     Well, I'm not being bullied. [07:45] Sosuke     Then why do you keep coming home     with your shoes and uniform dirty? [07:48] Yuna     They get messed up when I fall     or take detours on my way home. [07:51] Sign     Modern Arithmetic [07:52] Sosuke     Your textbooks look rather beat up. [07:55] Yuna     Th-They just got wet in the rain. [07:58] Sosuke     She's definitely a stubborn one. [08:00] Sosuke     I'll need to break the ice     by finding some common ground— [08:03] Sara     Ooh! [08:05] Yuna     Wh-What? [08:06] Sign     Romance of the Three Kingdoms     Romance of the Three Kingdoms     Romance of the Three Kingdoms [08:06] Sara     You have so many books on     Romance of the Three Kingdoms! [08:09] Sosuke     Come on, Sara! [08:10] Yuna     Do you like Romance of the Three Kingdoms? [08:13] Sara     Indeed! I love it! [08:14] Yuna     Uh-huh. So, who's your fave? [08:17] Sara     Zhuge Liang! [08:18] Yuna     Zhuge Liang, eh? You don't say. [08:21] Sara     That face... [08:22] Sara     You must think I'm some fake fan     who only knows the really famous figures. [08:27] Yuna     Am I wrong? [08:28] Sara     Despite appearances, I first thought, [08:30] Sara     "Zhuge Liang is totally overrated because     of adaptations, but he's not such a big deal." [08:35] Sara     But then, [08:35] Sign     Wei [08:35] Sign     Shu [08:35] Sign     Wu [08:36] Sara     I started looking into the distribution     of the population back then and realized [08:39] Sara     he's actually way more impressive     in real history than any ol' adaptation. [08:40] Sign     Agricultural development [08:41] Sign     Industrial development [08:43] Sign     Legislative development [08:43] Sara     That was my path to becoming     a hardcore Zhuge Liang fan. [08:44] Sign     Foreign policy [08:46] Yuna     Huh. Not bad. [08:48] Sara     So, who are you a fan of? [08:51] Yuna     Lately, I'd have to say Dong Bai. [08:53] Sara     Huh? Who's that? [08:54] Yuna     Dong Zhuo's granddaughter. [08:56] Yuna     She doesn't appear in the novel, [08:58] Yuna     but she's mentioned in the notes      of Dong Zhuo's biography. [09:01] Yuna     I read a novel starring her and got hooked. [09:04] Yuna     Oh, here it is. [09:05] Sara     Why on earth would you have walking     flavor text for the protagonist? [09:06] Sign     Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter     Written by Kyosuke Izaki     Illustrated by Kanzarin [09:09] Sara     The power of Japanese imagination     is far too great. [09:12] Yuna     Honestly, I agree with you. [09:14] Sara     But, truly... [09:16] Sign     Romance of the Three Kingdoms [09:16] Sara     You are quite a Romance of      the Three Kingdoms nerd. [09:19] Yuna     I-I am not a nerd! [09:22] Yuna     My dad just always loved this stuff,     so I'd browse it. [09:25] Sara     Ah, your father sounds wonderful! [09:29] Yuna     He passed away, though. [09:30] Sara     What a coincidence.      My father also died just two months ago. [09:36] Yuna     Wait, really? [09:37] Sara     Indeed. [09:38] Yuna     Two months ago? And you're already okay? [09:41] Sara     Well, we rarely saw each other. [09:44] Sara     Not to mention     I was in a dire situation myself, [09:48] Sara     so I really didn't have     time to mourn my father. [09:51] Yuna     I-I see... [09:53] Sara     Despite everything, I've been     having fun in this country, [09:57] Sara     but you've been having trouble     recently, haven't you? [10:01] Yuna     N-No. Everything's normal for me, too. [10:04] Sara     I can't say that I really understand     what bullying is like in this country. [10:10] Yuna     Wha? [10:11] Sara     My older brother and older sister     used to bully me quite often. [10:15] Sara     Is that like what you're going through? [10:18] Yuna     D-Don't compare this      to some silly sibling rivalry! [10:20] Yuna     Bullying is far nastier... [10:24] Yuna     and malicious... [10:26] Sara     Hmm, then having your food poisoned [10:30] Sara     or assassins sent after you isn't     what you'd call bullying in this country. [10:35] Yuna     P-Poison?! Assassins?! [10:37] Yuna     Are you from the Three Kingdoms era?! [10:39] Sosuke     W-W-W-W-Wait, she's just saying there     are dangerous places like that out there! [10:43] Yuna     I-I see... [10:45] Sosuke     Anyway, given what you just described, [10:48] Sosuke     it sounds like you know of some     bullying outside of the family. [10:56] Yuna     Don't tell my mom. [10:58] Sosuke     All right. [11:00] Yuna     To tell you the truth,     I'm being bullied at school. [11:04] Mami     Huh? [11:05] Sosuke     I see. Could you tell us more? [11:07] Yuna     They dump water on me,     dirty up my uniform or textbooks... [11:12] Sosuke     Have they ever tried to take     your money or hurt you? [11:17] Yuna     Nothing like that. [11:19] Sosuke     Then let's put an end to this     before things escalate. [11:25] Yuna     You don't need to butt in! [11:27] Yuna     As long as I ignore them,     they might all get bored eventually... [11:31] Sara     There must be a reason you don't     want this to become a big deal. [11:35] Yuna     N-No, it's not like that! [11:37] Sosuke     Are you worried that this     might trouble your mom? [11:44] Sosuke     I guess that's it. [11:48] Yuna     The ringleader is the daughter [11:50] Yuna     of the president of the company     where my mom works. [11:53] Mami     What? [11:55] Yuna     My father passed right     after I started middle school, [11:58] Yuna     so my mom had to find a job. [12:02] Yuna     And the woman who helped set her up     where she works now is the mother [12:08] Yuna     of the key culprit. [12:11] Yuna     She's been lording the fact      that her mom saved mine [12:14] Yuna     and that her dad is my mom's boss over me. [12:17] Yuna     She started acting like she's better than me. [12:20] Yuna     Eventually, she started     picking on me to blow off steam. [12:20] Sign     DIE [12:20] Sign     oink oink [12:20] Sign     Moron lolol [12:20] Sign     Stop coming to school [12:20] Sign     UGGO! [12:28] Yuna     If I tried to do something back     or tattled to my teacher, [12:32] Yuna     it'd only cause my mom grief. [12:34] Yuna     So I just have to deal. [12:37] Sara     You... [12:39] Mami     You dummy! [12:40] Yuna     Mom! [12:42] Mami     Why would you let any of that concern you? [12:45] Mami     You don't have to worry about me! [12:47] Mami     Even if you retaliated     and I got fired from my job, [12:50] Mami     I'd just sue for wrongful termination! [12:55] Mami     Yes, I owe them a lot, [12:57] Mami     but you know you mean the most to me, Yuna. [13:02] Yuna     Mom... [13:06] Yuna     Okay! Then I'm gonna beat the crap      out of those girls tomorrow! [13:09] Sosuke     Huh? [13:09] Sara     That's the spirit! [13:10] Mami     Yes! Beat them silly! Pay them back double! [13:13] Sosuke     W-W-Wait just a second! [13:16] Sosuke     If you resort to violence, they may be able     to flip this and make Yuna-san the villain. [13:21] Sosuke     If we're going to get back at them,     why don't we do it in a lawful manner? [13:27] Students     Morning! [13:28] Students     Morning. [13:29] Students     Did you see that show last night? [13:30] Students     I did! [13:34] (Flashback) Sosuke     There's a camera embedded in this pen, [13:37] (Flashback) Sosuke     and any video or audio it records     is transferred to a smartphone. [13:41] (Flashback) Sosuke     Please get proof of the bullying with this. [13:44] (Flashback) Sosuke     And when you're recording, make sure     you say the perpetrator's name. [13:49] Aoki     Well, hello, Naganawa-san. [13:54] Yuna     Good morning, Aoki-san. [13:55] Sign     Aoki [14:00] Sign     Trash [14:00] Sign     Get lost! [14:00] Sign     You germ [14:01] Yuna     Wait, what are you doing? [14:03] Aoki     You're so dirty. We'll help you clean up. [14:08] Yuna     That's so cold! Please stop, Aoki-san! Don't! [14:10] Sosuke     This is plenty of proof. [14:12] Sara     Well done holding out. [14:14] Yuna     I-It was nothing. [14:16] Sosuke     Now we just need a lawyer I know     to create and send [14:18] Sosuke     some documents via certified mail,      and we'll be done. [14:25] Sosuke     We'll be going now. [14:26] Mami     Thank you so much for everything. [14:29] Yuna     Oh, hey! Um, Sara-san... [14:32] Sara     No need to be so formal with me. [14:34] Yuna     Th-Then, Sara... [14:35] Sara     Yes? What is it, Yuna? [14:37] Yuna     You can borrow this if you want. [14:37] Sign     DONG BAI     Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter     Written by Kyosuke Izaki     Illustrated by Kanzarin [14:40] Sara     Wow, really? [14:42] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [14:47] Sosuke     You're in a good mood. [14:49] Sosuke     Honestly, it'd be best if bullying     just never happened. [14:53] Sosuke     And when it does, schools and families should [14:57] Sosuke     nip it in the bud before     detectives or lawyers get involved. [15:00] Sara     But it's because of you that     Yuna and her mother were saved. [15:05] Sara     You have every right to be happy. [15:08] Sosuke     Well, I guess you're right. [15:10] Sosuke     I suppose I will. [15:13] Sara     I would like to go to school. [15:17] Sosuke     Was there something about this case      that made you want to? [15:21] Sara     Well, I've so rarely interacted     with people my age. [15:26] Sara     You didn't have school in your last world? [15:28] Sara     There was a school that commoners attended. [15:31] Sara     But it was the norm for the imperial     family and nobles to hire tutors. [15:36] Sosuke     Ah, I see. [15:38] Sosuke     School, huh? [15:40] Sosuke     A way for a girl from another world to go to     school without any kind of identification... [15:44] Sosuke     I guess I can try something. [15:48] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [15:48] Sign     RAICHO [15:50] Sara     I may have uncovered a sinister plot... [15:53] Sign     Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade     Children who visit any of the participating stores      in costume will receive tasty treats!     °While treats last          Date: October 31st [15:53] Sara     Receiving a reward for just visiting a     location without purchasing a single thing? [15:57] Sara     That's highly suspicious! [15:58] Sara     There must be something behind this. [15:58] Sign     #HalloweenINGifu [16:00] Sara     We should report it to the police! [16:03] Sosuke     You are reading way too much into it. [16:04] Sosuke     It's just a way to introduce kids     to the shopping arcade. [16:04] Sign     Weekly [16:09] Sara     So there's nothing nefarious afoot? [16:12] Sara     Then I absolutely must participate in     these so-called Halloween festivities! [16:16] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [16:16] Sign     RAICHO [16:16] Sara     We must prepare a costume at once! [16:19] Rinrei     You're going to dress up, Sara-chan? [16:22] Rinrei     Okay! [16:24] Rinrei     Pick whichever one you'd like! [16:25] Sara     There are so many options! [16:28] Sara     Rawr! [16:30] Sara     Shark! [16:32] Sara     Praying mantis! [16:35] Sara     And then... [16:37] Sara     A witch! [16:39] Sara     Hmm, now if I only had a spear,     I would make the perfect Nobunaga-sama. [16:44] Sosuke     Nobunaga? [16:45] Sosuke     I get the cape, but what's with     the spear and witch hat? [16:49] Sara     More importantly,     what will you be wearing, Sosuke? [16:52] Sosuke     Huh? Why do I have to dress up?! [16:55] Kids     Trick or treat! [16:59] Livia     The town seems     somewhat different than usual... [17:08] Sign     Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade     Children who visit any of the participating stores      in costume will receive tasty treats! [17:09] Livia     "Halloween"? [17:11] Sara     Trick or treat! [17:13] Female Shopkeeper     My, what an adorable little witch. [17:16] Sara     I thank you. [17:19] Sara     Your costume suits you, as well.     You should dress like that all the time. [17:23] Sosuke     No real detective dresses     so obviously like a detective. [17:29] Sosuke     Wanna check around the station, too? [17:32] Sara     Sosuke, bend down a bit. [17:34] Sosuke     Sure. [17:35] Sara     Come now. Come closer. [17:38] Sosuke     Sure. [17:43] Sara     Okay. [17:44] Sara     Yeah! [17:46] Sara     Very good! All dressed up      for Halloween and getting hype! [17:49] Sara     Now I am also a true party person! [17:53] Sosuke     Where are you getting this stuff? [17:56] Sosuke     Say, Sara... [17:57] Sara     Hmm? What is it? [17:59] Sosuke     Is it possible the world you came from... [18:02] Sosuke     is really Japan? [18:04] Sara     That's some imagination you've got. [18:06] Sara     Perhaps you should become a     writer rather than a detective. [18:11] Sosuke     Why are you talking like a mastermind     who's just been exposed by some detective? [18:16] Sosuke     I mean, a few things have made me wonder, [18:18] Sosuke     but the biggest one is language. [18:20] Sara     Oh? [18:21] Sosuke     You said the reason I'm able to converse     with you and Livia without issue [18:25] Sosuke     even though you came from another world     is translation magic, right? [18:28] Sara     Indeed. [18:29] Sosuke     But all of the spells I've seen you use      manifest physical phenomena [18:33] Sosuke     that can be recreated with      science in this world. [18:37] Sosuke     There are explosions and shock waves,     of course, [18:39] Sosuke     but vehicles enabling flight     are growing more and more compact. [18:42] Sosuke     There's also research to enhance healing, [18:45] Sosuke     and techniques to bend light     to make something appear invisible [18:49] Sosuke     are advancing. [18:51] Sosuke     But your translation magic is fundamentally     different from all of that. [18:57] Sara     You think so? [18:59] Sara     Even in this world, you have apps     that can translate various languages. [19:04] Sosuke     Machines can only translate      preprogrammed languages. [19:09] Sosuke     With current technology,     I can't imagine it's plausible [19:12] Sosuke     to instantly translate an unknown     language from another world. [19:16] Sosuke     But you could immediately read Japanese     and understand what you saw on TV. [19:21] Sosuke     And yet me saying you were shit earlier     totally went over your head. [19:26] Sara     I suppose I can't talk my way out of this. [19:30] Sosuke     This totally isn't some secret     that'd get you into any trouble. [19:33] Sara     Indeed. [19:35] Sara     As you've deduced, the language     I am speaking is, in fact, Japanese. [19:40] Sara     Strictly speaking, it's my own version of     the official language of the Ofim Empire. [19:44] Sara     It's not exactly the same as     the language of this country, [19:47] Sara     but the differences are minimal enough that     I can parse the rest from context. [19:52] Sosuke     So do Japan and the Ofim Empire essentially     exist in what we'd call parallel worlds? [19:56] Sara     Yes. The world I hail from is an Earth     that followed a different history. [20:02] Sara     And the one responsible for splitting     the timeline of Japan in two... [20:06] Sara     is Nobunaga Oda-sama. [20:09] Sara     In our world, he was the first emperor of     the Ofim Empire, Nobunaga da Odin-sama. [20:15] Sosuke     Huh. [20:16] Sara     That's not much of a reaction. [20:18] Sosuke     Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised     by anything Nobunaga might've done. [20:22] Sosuke     I'm guessing your Nobunaga didn't die at     Honnoji and managed to unify the nation. [20:26] Sara     Indeed. [20:27] Sara     Nobunaga-sama managed to learn     magic from the Magic Gate, [20:31] Sara     otherwise known as a country called Portugia, [20:33] Sara     and they say that he was a true demon lord. [20:36] Sara     His sheer strength was a large part     of the reason he was able to unify the nation. [20:41] Sara     For example, here you know his greatest     struggle to have been the Siege of Kanegasaki. [20:47] Sara     But in my world, he just blew     the Asakura away with magic like boom! [20:51] Sara     Then he blasted the Azai Clan     that pursued him from the rear like bam! [20:55] Sara     And that was that. [20:56] Sosuke     That's awful... [20:57] Sara     In Nobunaga-sama's biography in my world, [20:59] Sara     it's just battles starting,     him casting Kaboom, [21:02] Sara     and the enemy force being annihilated.     It gets kind of old, [21:05] Sara     so I always preferred Romance of the     Three Kingdoms or The Tale of Heike. [21:09] Sosuke     I was wondering when you'd even      read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, [21:12] Sosuke     but it was in your own world. [21:14] Sara     Precisely. [21:15] Sara     Since Nobunaga-sama unified the nation, [21:18] Sara     he became the new emperor     after the mikado stepped down. [21:22] Sara     He then renamed the country Ofim [21:24] Sara     to sound like "Land of the End"     in the Portagian language [21:27] Sara     and started calling himself     the incarnation of Odin, [21:30] Sara     the god from Norse mythology     and the great wizard king. [21:33] Sosuke     I see. [21:34] Sara     Now then, I think that's enough     idle chatter, don't you? [21:38] Sara     Let us return to the shopping arcade. [21:41] Sosuke     Don't you think Nobunaga would     weep if he saw his descendant [21:45] Sosuke     so taken in by a shopping arcade event? [21:48] Sara     Fear not. [21:50] Sara     Nobunaga-sama's soul wouldn't go so     far as to follow me into another world. [21:54] Sara     Not to mention, my ancestor is     my ancestor, and I am just me. [21:59] Sara     I'm going to have fun living in this world. [22:03] Sosuke     Yeah, fair enough. [23:33] Sign     Do not indulge in evil for evil's sake.     Do not do unto others what has been done unto you.     -Yuna Naganawa [23:40] Livia     Trick or treat! [23:42] Sign     Haggard Bar [23:46] Livia     But why?! I am in costume as instructed! [23:47] Sign     Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade     Children who visit any of the participating stores      in costume will receive tasty treats!     °While treats last          Date: October 31st          Note: For children younger than middle grade only          Stamp rally on back! [23:49] Livia     So why am I denied any treats? [23:52] Livia     Why?! [23:52] Sign     Note: For children younger than middle school only [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Livia     What is a reseller? [23:57] Sosuke     Someone who buys up popular merchandise [23:59] Sosuke     and flips it at a much higher     price for a profit. [24:03] Livia     I see... [24:04] Sara     They're utterly evil economic terrorists! [24:06] Sara     That's what resellers are. E5 - The Homeless Lady Knight Resets Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Sosuke     Hey! Don't go too fast! [00:08] Yuna     Wait, you don't know how to ride a bicycle? [00:08] Sign     3 days ago [00:11] Sara     I-I'm perfectly fine without riding     such a contraption. [00:15] Yuna     Hmm... Well, I was thinking     about inviting you out sometime, [00:19] Yuna     but that'd be tough without a bike. [00:22] Sara     What?! [00:23] Sara     Sosuke! [00:25] Sara     I want to ride a bicycle! [00:29] Sosuke     A bike, huh? [00:34] Sara     Don't you dare let go... [00:47] Sosuke     To think I'd have to help her     practice for two whole days... [00:51] Sosuke     I mean, I guess I'm the one who     had two weekdays off, so... [00:57] Sara     I... I could ride forever! [02:31] Sign     #TheHomelessLadyKnightResets [02:34] Livia     Nothing beats a hot bath! I'd love     to come at least once every three days. [02:40] Livia     The cold has made bathing     in the river rather tough. [02:45] Livia     Come to think of it, when we were     on the run in our home world... [02:50] Sign     Parallel World: Former Ofim Empire Territory [02:53] (Flashback) Livia     Princess, look! A lake! [02:56] (Flashback) Sara     There! [02:58] (Flashback) Livia     Well done, Princess! [03:03] Livia     If only I could use magic     like the princess... [03:07] Livia     No, there's no point in pining     for what I don't have! [03:10] Livia     I must make preparations for winter. [03:13] Livia     First, I need to dry and store     some grasshoppers. [03:14] Child     Mama! I'm gonna go in the bath over there! [03:15] Livia     I'll make plenty of food that keeps,     like nukazuke pickles, [03:18] Livia     and then I need to insulate my home. [03:20] Livia     Wait! [03:22] Livia     I'm clearly planning to spend      the winter homeless! [03:26] Livia     My goal is supposed to be      creating a home for my princess! [03:31] Mom     Come on, let's go. [03:32] Child     That lady's talking to herself. [03:32] Livia     How am I supposed to survive like this...? [03:35] Puriketsu     Oh? Is that you, Livia-chan? [03:37] Livia     Huh? [03:38] Livia     Ah, Puriketsu-dono. It's been a while. [03:42] Puriketsu     Puriketsu is my professional handle. [03:44] Puriketsu     My actual name is Asumi Yumisashi. [03:44] Sign     Part-timer [03:44] Sign     Asumi Yumisashi [03:47] Puriketsu     You can call me either, though. [03:49] Puriketsu     You been doing good, Livia-chan? [03:52] Livia     Well, yes. [03:53] Puriketsu     You still homeless? [03:55] Livia     Yes... [03:56] Livia     How have things been     with you, Puriketsu-dono? [04:00] Puriketsu     Well, the shop pretty much got     shut down right after that incident. [04:04] Livia     Oh? [04:05] Puriketsu     Well, when the place got busted, [04:07] Puriketsu     it came out that the owner was     involved in all kinds of stuff. [04:09] Sign     °What she imagined happened [04:10] Puriketsu     Apparently he split     when the yakuza came after him. [04:12] Puriketsu     So we all got kicked out of the dorms, too. [04:15] Livia     My word! Then where are you living     right now, Puriketsu-dono? [04:18] Puriketsu     I'm crashing at a coworker's place. [04:21] Livia     Do you not have any family? [04:25] Puriketsu     Well, I'm currently a runaway, [04:29] Puriketsu     so I can't exactly go home. [04:31] Livia     I see. [04:33] Puriketsu     Yeppers. [04:34] Puriketsu     So I'm aching for part-time work     and an apartment. [04:37] Puriketsu     But normal hostess clubs and girly bars     don't pay as much as that last place... [04:42] Livia     Is there a reason you need money urgently? [04:46] Puriketsu     Well, I'm in a band. [04:49] Sign     Animal Clinic [04:49] Livia     What is this "band" you speak of? [04:49] Sign     Dogs, Cats, Birds, and Bugs     Give us a call if you need any help [04:51] Puriketsu     Um, like a group that plays music? [04:54] Puriketsu     Something like that. [04:56] Livia     Ah, so you're a musician, Puriketsu-dono! [04:59] Puriketsu     Oh, nah! I'm not legit enough     to call myself that just yet. [05:04] Puriketsu     But one day, I'm hoping to have     a major debut and go pro! [05:08] Livia     It's a wonderful thing to have     a goal. Please do your best. [05:12] Puriketsu     Thankies! [05:14] Puriketsu     So, yeah, that's another reason     I gotta save up some money. [05:18] Puriketsu     There's studio fees, ticket quotas,     plus moving to Tokyo... [05:22] Puriketsu     I'll also need time to practice. [05:24] Livia     I see... That sounds quite burdensome. [05:26] Puriketsu     Well, I haven't as got it as bad as you, [05:29] Puriketsu     being a homeless foreigner and all, Livia-chan. [05:32] Puriketsu     Anyway, enough gloom and doom! [05:34] Puriketsu     We're in this huge bath right now! [05:37] Livia     Indeed. [05:38] Puriketsu     I know! Livia-chan, wanna hit the sauna? [05:41] Livia     That sounds lovely. [05:48] Detective     Now, everyone, let us solve this mystery. [05:51] Detective     The culprit behind these serial     murders, Asshair Ripper... [05:55] Detective     is among us right now! [05:56] Man     What?! Is that true, Detective?! [05:58] Woman     So who is this Asshair Ripper? [06:01] Detective     Well, if you'll recall the first case... [06:04] Detective     After Asshair Ripper killed Iwase-san, [06:04] Livia     Apparently that man is     supposed to be an investigator. [06:06] Detective     they ripped out his ass hair     and spread it in the corridor. [06:07] Livia     But can someone so flashy     truly be a detective? [06:11] Puriketsu     I wonder if we can change     the channel somehow. [06:11] Detective     This was Asshair Ripper's faked alibi. [06:14] Puriketsu     It's not like we can follow     the mystery from the middle. [06:14] Man     What?! [06:16] Man     So ripping out ass hair wasn't just a hobby? [06:18] Livia     Indeed. [06:19] Woman     And how does ripping out     ass hair make for an alibi? [06:20] Puriketsu     Okay, I'm about done. [06:22] Detective     When Asshair Ripper spread the hair... [06:25] Puriketsu     In we go... [06:26] Puriketsu     Yikes, that's cold! [06:27] Livia     What in the world are you doing?! [06:32] Puriketsu     Come on, Livia-chan. Hop on in. [06:35] Livia     Why willingly subject yourself to cold water? [06:37] Livia     You're just going to chill yourself     after warming up like that. [06:40] Puriketsu     Huh? Wait, Livia-chan, you don't     take a cold bath after the sauna? [06:45] Puriketsu     It totally resets you. [06:46] Livia     Resets you? [06:48] Puriketsu     Anyway, just get in here! [06:50] Livia     R-Right... [06:53] Livia     Th-This is about as cold as the     Nagara River has been lately! [06:57] Livia     Why must I endure such punishment? [06:59] Livia     Wait. [07:01] Livia     My skin feels rather prickled... [07:04] Livia     Strangely, the sensation's rather nice. [07:07] Livia     Is this the "reset" you spoke of? [07:10] Puriketsu     We're just getting started. Let's stay     in here for about thirty more seconds. [07:14] Livia     Very well. [07:15] Puriketsu     Next, we're going to take a break here. [07:17] Livia     I see... [07:19] Puriketsu     Sauna for fifteen minutes, cold bath for     one minute, and then a ten-minute break. [07:22] Puriketsu     We're gonna do three sets of this. [07:25] Livia     Okay. [07:27] Sign     2nd set [07:31] Sign     3rd set [07:35] Livia     O-Oh... [07:37] Livia     I am totally reset. [07:39] Puriketsu     That's great. Isn't it the best? [07:42] Livia     Yes. I don't think I can get     enough of this feeling. [07:49] Sign     Fruit Milk [07:53] Puriketsu     Livia-chan! [07:55] Puriketsu     I am totes satisfied right now. [07:58] Livia     As am I! [07:59] Livia     I hope all our days can be like this. [08:02] Puriketsu     I know, right? [08:06] Puriketsu     I'm home! [08:08] Puriketsu     Huh? Why's everyone gathered here? [08:11] Akiyama     We have something important     to talk about, Asumi. [08:14] Puriketsu     Oh, if it's about the apartment,     I'm still working hard to find one, [08:17] Puriketsu     so could you wait just a bit longer? [08:19] Akiyama     That's not it. [08:23] Akiyama     We've decided to quit the band. [08:26] Puriketsu     Huh? [08:28] Puriketsu     Wh-What do you mean quit?     Are we disbanding? [08:32] Akiyama     I mean, three out of four members     are leaving, so basically. [08:36] Puriketsu     But why?! [08:38] Puriketsu     We all swore that we'd go pro! [08:41] Tomochika     It's just not possible for us. [08:43] Yamazaki     We're not bringing in any people,     there aren't any views on our videos, [08:48] Yamazaki     and even when we get comments,      they're just lukewarm. [08:51] Puriketsu     How are you giving up over that? [08:54] Puriketsu     If we just make better songs     and practice more, we'll— [08:57] Akiyama     We're at our limit! [09:00] Tomochika     We just lack the talent. [09:02] Yamazaki     And we're broke. [09:04] Puriketsu     It's too early to decide     we're not talented enough! [09:07] Puriketsu     As for money, I'll just work even     harder at my part-time job! [09:10] Akiyama     You're too much! [09:12] Akiyama     By the way, we were all grossed out when     you started working at a sex club. [09:17] Akiyama     We were never that committed     to music in the first place. [09:22] Puriketsu     But... [09:23] Akiyama     Anyway, that's that. We're quitting. [09:25] Puriketsu     Don't say that! What am I supposed     to do if you all leave me? [09:32] Akiyama     I'm sorry. [09:35] Akiyama     I'm moving in with my boyfriend as of today, [09:38] Akiyama     so let me know once you've found a place. [09:41] Akiyama     I've sent everything I need over already. [09:43] Akiyama     Do what you want     with the furniture left here. [09:46] Akiyama     I'll even leave my guitar. [09:48] Akiyama     You can sell it for some money. [09:52] Puriketsu     So you're all really going to quit music... [10:08] Narrator/Detective     Thus the girl band Setsuko,     That Ain't a Drop disbanded. [10:16] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [10:16] Sign     RAICHO [10:17] Sara     Let's eat! [10:20] Sara     Yum! [10:21] Sara     Yum! Yummy! [10:25] Sign     #ThePrincessandKaraokeCafés [10:25] Sosuke     Don't talk with your mouth full. [10:29] Sara     Anyway, was this all truly only 500 yen? [10:30] Sign     Complimentary breakfast: A tradition born in Gifu Prefecture where you receive a breakfast meal with the purchase of a drink at a café.     The annual spending on cafés per household in Gifu City is the highest in the nation. (There are various theories about this) [10:32] Sosuke     Well, it was a complimentary breakfast. [10:34] Sara     Still, it's just too much food! [10:37] Sara     Are you making enough money? [10:40] Kira     I basically run this place for fun      in my retirement. [10:43] Kira     All I care about is that my guests are happy. [10:46] Rinri     That's right! So don't worry your     pretty little head. Just eat up. [10:50] Rinri     And you, So-san! Come in more often. [10:52] Sosuke     I mean, even 500 yen a meal is a lot for me... [10:57] Sara     How dare you, Sosuke?! [10:58] Sara     If you knew such a fancy-pants way to eat,     why didn't you tell me sooner?! [11:02] Sara     I've already eaten my wiener! [11:06] Sosuke     You call this fancy-pants? [11:11] Sara     It's so bougie of you to eat     a hot dog for breakfast! [11:14] Sara     Where are we, New York?! [11:15] Sosuke     We're in Gifu. [11:16] Rinri     Sara-chan! Would you like another wiener? [11:20] Sara     Could I?! [11:21] Rinri     Sure! In return, sing me a song!      I'd love to hear your voice, Sara-chan. [11:26] Sosuke     And you'll charge for karaoke, huh? [11:28] Rinri     But of course. [11:29] Sara     Sosuke, I wish to sing! [11:33] Sosuke     Just one song, okay? [11:34] Sara     Very well! [11:38] Sara     What's the difference between     lettuce and cabbage? [11:41] Sara     I may be a genius, but even I don't know! [11:45] Sara     They're the same from afar     or if you close your eyes! [11:48] Sosuke     Where on earth did she even learn this one? [11:48] Sara     Seriously, who named them?      I'm waiting to hear from you [11:51] Sara     If there's a Cabbage King or Lettuce King [11:55] Sara     Does the lettuce win when it     comes to the number of followers? [11:58] Sara     But even with both a Cabbage     King and or Lettuce King around [12:02] Sara     I'm the best of the best     with the most retainers! [12:09] Puriketsu     What the heck was that song? [12:11] Puriketsu     I've never heard anything like it. [12:13] Sara     What a splendid reaction! [12:15] Sara     I feel like it was truly worth singing. [12:18] Puriketsu     Yeah, that totally rocked. [12:22] Puriketsu     This is fun. I'm really feeling it,     so maybe I'll do a song too. [12:29] Puriketsu     I don't care if anyone else needs me or not, [12:36] Puriketsu     because I can still find happiness on my own! [12:42] Puriketsu     It's all right! I can do this! [12:46] Puriketsu     I keep telling myself that,     even as a shadow of who I was. [12:49] Puriketsu     I don't need help from any of you! [12:52] Puriketsu     I've suffered enough! [13:01] Puriketsu     Thanks much. [13:02] Sara     You're quite a brilliant singer!     My performance was basically overshadowed. [13:07] Sosuke     I mean, she went in a completely      different direction. [13:11] Sosuke     But you really are good. [13:14] Sosuke     Are you a pro? [13:15] Puriketsu     Oh, nah. I've still got a ways to go. [13:18] Sosuke     Really? You sounded good      enough to be one to me. [13:23] Puriketsu     I'm stoked to hear you say that...     But I'm definitely not there yet. [13:29] Puriketsu     What a nice café... [13:32] Sign     High School Cultural Fair [13:36] (Flashback) Akiyama     Everyone's so hyped up! [13:37] (Flashback) Tomochika     Maybe we can actually go pro! [13:38] (Flashback) Yamazaki     Yeah! I really think we can! [13:40] (Flashback) Akiyama     Well, wanna give it a shot?! [13:41] (Flashback) All     Budokan, here we come! [13:46] Puriketsu     I guess I really do love to sing. [13:51] Puriketsu     So I'm not gonna give up. [13:55] Sign     #TheLadyKnightLinesUp [13:59] Takeo     Heya, Livia-chan. Fancy meeting you again. [14:02] Livia     You're... [14:06] Livia     How dare you make me work     at such an indecent establishment! [14:10] Takeo     What? But you're the one who decided     to work there, aren't you, Livia-chan? [14:14] Livia     I-I, uh... [14:16] Takeo     But man, talk about bad luck,     getting raided on your first day! [14:20] Takeo     Not that it was at all my fault,     but I do feel bad about what happened. [14:26] Takeo     So I figured I could find you     a new job to make up for it. [14:31] Livia     A new job? [14:33] Takeo     Yup! This time, it won't be for a shop      or anything. Just a one-time gig. [14:36] Livia     I decline. [14:38] Livia     I'm sure it's something else uncouth. [14:39] Takeo     Oh, not at all! [14:41] Takeo     It's totally legal and totally wholesome! [14:43] Takeo     Most importantly, you'll be doing something     good for people and the world! [14:47] Livia     For people and the world? [14:49] Livia     I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear you out. [14:53] Takeo     It's a job, but it's totally easy. [14:56] Takeo     I just need you to line up early      at a shop called Gifuum [14:59] Takeo     and buy some limited-edition merch. [15:00] Takeo     I'll foot the bill, of course. [15:02] Livia     And that's all? [15:04] Takeo     Yup, that's all. And it pays 3,000 yen. [15:07] Takeo     Whaddya say? [15:09] Livia     What kind of shop will I be patronizing? [15:12] Takeo     It's a boutique catering to young ladies. [15:15] Takeo     Clothes and handbags and stuff. [15:17] Takeo     The goods I want you to snag are clothes [15:19] Takeo     from a collab with some famous designer. [15:21] Takeo     They go on sale tomorrow. [15:24] Livia     And why aren't you going     to buy this yourself? [15:27] Takeo     Only ladies are allowed to,     and you're limited to two per person. [15:32] Livia     I see. That's convincing enough. [15:34] Livia     But how does this benefit     people and the world? [15:38] Sign     Vacations [15:38] Sign     Constraints [15:38] Sign     Business Trips [15:38] Sign     Concerts [15:38] Takeo     Someone might want the limited-edition merch     but have something else planned that day. [15:42] Sign     Home [15:42] Sign     Shop [15:44] Takeo     Or they might live too far away to go. [15:46] Livia     Well, I suppose that's true. [15:48] Takeo     And because the supply is so limited, [15:50] Takeo     you can't get it unless you line up hours [15:53] Takeo     before the shop opens. [15:54] Takeo     So we do the hard work procuring things     for a tiny handling fee [16:00] Takeo     and deliver 'em to the folks      who really want 'em. That's my... [16:04] Takeo     or rather, that's my patron's mission. [16:07] Livia     I see. I suppose such jobs     exist in this world. [16:10] Livia     Very well. I shall accept. [16:12] Takeo     Heya, good job! Here, warm up with this. [16:15] Takeo     Here. These are for you, Livia-chan. [16:17] Livia     Ah, thank you very much. [16:19] Takeo     I'll be waiting in a parking lot nearby. [16:22] Livia     Understood. [16:24] Takeo     Heya, great job. I'm sure my     customers will be pleased. [16:27] Livia     I'm glad to hear it. It feels     nice to do something for others. [16:32] Takeo     So, hey, there's somewhere I'd like     you to line up tomorrow, too. [16:35] Takeo     Whaddya say? [16:36] Livia     I accept, of course! [16:38] Employee     Sorry to keep you waiting! We're now open! [16:43] Sign     Plastic Models [16:44] Livia     I-I can't tell what's what! [16:47] Livia     Um, Shana's Custom Altingale...     Shana's Custom Altingale... [16:52] Kobayashi     Here. This is it. [16:53] Livia     Huh? [16:54] Livia     Oh, thank you very much! Did Takeo-dono ask     you to buy some too, Kobayashi-dono? [17:00] Kobayashi     Pretty much. [17:04] Livia     Still, there are so many... [17:07] Livia     Are these dolls quite popular in this world? [17:11] Livia     I'd like this, please. [17:13] Employee     I'm sorry, miss, but you have to take a quiz      in order to purchase this here item. [17:19] Livia     All right. [17:21] Employee     Then please tell me the real full     name of this robot's pilot. [17:26] Livia     Shana—No, wait! [17:29] (Flashback) Takeo     Here, take this. [17:30] (Flashback) Livia     What's this? [17:31] (Flashback) Takeo     You'll probably get asked something     when you check out, [17:35] (Flashback) Takeo     so memorize what's written there. [17:37] (Flashback) Livia     I see... [17:39] Livia     Um, her full name is... [17:41] Livia     Kyaba...i-iku... [17:47] Livia     Kyabaik Nel Daikan...? [17:50] Employee     Th-That's correct! [17:54] Livia     That memo really helped me out. [17:57] Takeo     I'll be sure to invite you if     another great opportunity comes by. [18:00] Livia     Thank you very much. [18:05] Livia     I think I'll splurge a bit on today's meal. [18:11] Sara     Ah, it's Livia! [18:13] Livia     Princess! [18:15] Sara     It's been some time. [18:17] Sara     Have you been well? [18:18] Livia     Yes! And you, Princess? [18:21] Sara     Indeed. Behold!     I am now able to ride a bicycle! [18:25] Livia     Most impressive, Princess! [18:26] Sara     Are you still quite homeless? [18:30] Livia     Y-Yes, as embarrassing as that is... [18:32] Sosuke     It's gotten pretty cold pretty quickly,      so don't push yourself too hard. [18:35] Sosuke     I don't mind if you sleep on     the sofa in my office at night. [18:39] Livia     I-I am not pushing myself! [18:42] Livia     My living situation has improved of late! [18:44] Livia     I actually just finished work for the day. [18:47] Sosuke and Sara     Work? [18:49] Livia     I line up early in the morning [18:51] Livia     to procure these things     called plastic models. [18:53] Sosuke     What? Models? [18:55] Sosuke     So where's what you bought? [18:57] Livia     I've already handed it over to my client. [19:01] Sosuke     Livia, do you have any idea what your     client's going to do with these models? [19:05] Livia     I'm told they'll be delivered to people [19:08] Livia     who were unable to buy them otherwise. [19:10] Sosuke     Yeah, they'll be delivered, I bet. [19:12] Sosuke     By any chance, does your client hire     other people to do the same thing? [19:16] Livia     Yes. [19:19] Sara     Say, Sosuke, is this... [19:21] Sosuke     Yup. A reseller. And they've got     a group operation going on. [19:25] Livia     Is something the matter? [19:27] Sara     You absolute fool! [19:29] Livia     Princess?! [19:30] Sara     Unbelievable! To think my retainer     is in cahoots with a reseller! [19:35] Livia     Wh-What is a reseller? [19:39] Sosuke     Someone who scoops up popular merch [19:41] Sosuke     and flips it at a much higher     price for a profit. [19:45] Livia     W-Well, we did stand in line early in     the morning for the people who wanted it, [19:50] Livia     so isn't it only fair      to take a small handling fee? [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Popular [19:53] Sign     Resellers [19:53] Sign     R [19:53] Sign     R [19:53] Sign     R [19:53] Sign     R [19:53] Sign     R [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Customer [19:53] Sign     Sold Out [19:53] Sosuke     The problem is that resellers     end up buying up all the stock [19:56] Sosuke     so regular customers can't get to it. [19:59] Sosuke     Resellers only go after popular items, [20:02] Sosuke     so if they work in a group, those items      instantly disappear from the market. [20:05] Livia     In that case, can't more be made? [20:08] Sign     Manufacturers [20:08] Sign     Buyers [20:08] Sign     Resellers [20:08] Sosuke     Even if the manufacturer tries, [20:08] Sign     Made some! [20:09] Sign     Sold [20:09] Sign     All gone [20:10] Sign     More! More! [20:10] Sign     More!     More! [20:10] Sign     More!     More! [20:10] Sign     In production [20:10] Sign     I got you [20:10] Sign     Resellers [20:10] Sign     Business time [20:10] Sosuke     they have no way of telling     how much resellers stocked up. [20:11] Sign     In production [20:11] Sign     It's just going to cost you [20:11] Sign     Buyers [20:11] Sign     Manufacturers [20:11] Sign     Mass quantities [20:11] Sign     Yay!     Yay! [20:11] Sign     Made some! [20:12] Sign     Huh? [20:12] Sign     All gone [20:12] Sign     More!     More! [20:12] Sign     Sold [20:12] Sign     Yay, yay, yay, yay! [20:12] Sign     More! More! [20:12] Sign     Huh? [20:13] Sign     More!     More! [20:13] Sign     Business time [20:13] Sign     In production [20:13] Sign     Deep in the red [20:13] Sign     I got you [20:14] Sign     It's just going to cost you [20:14] Sign     In production [20:14] Sosuke     So they can't get a good read on demand, [20:14] Sign     Yay!     Yay! [20:14] Sign     Mass quantities [20:15] Sign     Yay, yay, yay, yay! [20:15] Sign     Huh? [20:15] Sign     Huh? [20:16] Sign     Deep in the red [20:16] Sosuke     and they can't go all-in on manufacturing. [20:18] Sosuke     So the items never go back on the market,     and desperate people flock to resellers. [20:24] Sosuke     Then they're worth even more, [20:26] Sosuke     so resellers jack up their prices [20:28] Sosuke     and work even harder to hoard all the merch. [20:32] Livia     I-I see... [20:34] Sosuke     There are even resellers who gather     people to buy up merch for them. [20:40] Sosuke     Some go as far as hiring guys     to do the recruiting for them. [20:45] Sign     Oolong Tea [20:46] Sosuke     More and more stores     are trying countermeasures, [20:49] Sosuke     but resellers use various     methods to slither through, [20:52] Sosuke     so there's currently no real solution. [20:56] Sara     In other words, resellers aren't buying     goods for people who can't buy them. [21:01] Sara     They're monopolizing the goods     to hike up prices and reap unfair profits! [21:06] Sara     They bring chaos to the market,      good customers, [21:08] Sara     stores, manufacturers... everyone! [21:11] Sara     They're utterly evil economic terrorists! [21:13] Sara     They are true enemies of the state! [21:16] Sara     That's what resellers are. [21:18] Livia     I-I'm an enemy of the state...? [21:21] Sara     Yes. Your crimes are worthy     of eternal damnation. [21:23] Sara     Now, kindly disembowel yourself. [21:24] Sosuke     Huh? [21:25] Livia     Yes, Princess. [21:26] Livia     I have hidden my sword in a coin locker at     the station. I shall go and fetch it at once. [21:30] Sosuke     Whoa, wait a minute! Hold it! [21:32] Sosuke     You're not really gonna     commit seppuku, are you? [21:35] Livia     I have every intention to. [21:37] Sara     Livia... That was a joke. [21:40] Sara     Anyway, if you didn't know what was     going on, you shan't be punished. [21:43] Sosuke     Not like you should be judging anyone     or handing out sentences either. [21:47] Livia     Princess... [21:49] Livia     You're so merciful! [21:51] Sara     Just make sure you never involve     yourself with resellers again. [21:55] Livia     Yes, Princess! I swear on my life! [21:58] Sara     Good. [23:25] Sign     I wanna hit it big at the horse races!     -Takeo [23:30] Sign     Dear Customers,     This item is currently sold out.     We are unsure of a restock. [23:30] Employee     I'm sorry. GF9 is sold out. [23:33] Sosuke     Even though it came out today? [23:35] Employee     The customers who lined up early this     morning bought up all the copies... [23:39] Sosuke     Resellers. [23:41] Sara     Curses! [23:42] Sara     I shall cut down the resellers      and their toadies in a single blow! [23:46] Sara     No mercy! [23:48] Sosuke     What a coincidence. I feel the same way. [23:52] Sign     Warning [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Noa     My name is Noa Minakami. [23:57] Puriketsu     What do you do for a living, Noa-san? [23:59] Noa     I work to spread the will of our     savior, Livia-sama, to the world. [24:04] Puriketsu     Livia-chan, are you really a savior? [24:07] Noa     Why, of course! [24:08] Livia     I am not! E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Noa     This is all wrong! [00:03] Noa     I can't accurately     recreate her beauty in the least! [00:10] Noa     Livia-sama... [00:12] Noa     She is undoubtedly our savior who      will rescue this world filled with sadness. [00:17] Noa     It is my sacred duty to serve her. [00:22] Noa     In order to commemorate     our savior descending upon us, [00:26] Noa     it is my present mission     to make a statue of Livia-sama. [00:30] Noa     And in order to make that happen,      do forgive me, [00:35] Noa     but I'll need a 3D scan of your     entire body, Livia-sama. [02:11] Sign     #TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior [02:13] Noa     I should have expected no less     from Gifu's top agency. [02:16] Sign     No.1 in Gifu thanks to you! [02:16] Sign     Just leave it all to me! [02:16] Sign     Kusanagi Detective Agency [02:16] Sign     99.9% of all requests completed     No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu [02:16] Noa     They're certainly fast. [02:26] Noa     At last, we meet again! [02:30] Noa     Our savior, Livia-sama! [02:32] Livia     Noa Minakami-dono, was it? [02:36] Noa     Livia-sama actually remembers me! [02:39] Noa     And she just said my name! [02:42] Noa     Oh, I am so blessed! So honored! [02:47] Noa     Yes. [02:48] Livia     As I stated before, I am no savior. [02:52] Noa     Why do you deny your destiny? [02:55] Noa     Last time, you saved one of our lost     little lambs with your miraculous powers. [03:02] Livia     Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts! [03:06] Livia     S-Speaking of... What became of that man? [03:10] Noa     Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,     and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama. [03:17] Livia     What? [03:18] Noa     Though he'd strayed from the right path, [03:21] Noa     the miracle you performed in saving him     has yielded a change of heart. [03:26] Noa     Now he's working even harder for us. [03:28] Livia     I see. That's grea— [03:31] Livia     No, it's not! [03:32] Livia     He's clearly going down the     wrong path again because of me! [03:37] Livia     Anyway, I have absolutely no     intention of guiding any of you. [03:42] Livia     If you truly seek to heed me... [03:45] Livia     Then stop deceiving those people [03:47] Livia     and find an honest living! [03:49] Noa     If that is what you desire, [03:51] Noa     I promise to take a more wholesome     approach to my work. [03:54] Livia     Do you mean it? [03:55] Noa     I'm actually in the middle of creating     a new product to that end. [04:00] Noa     So I was wondering if you would     honor me with your assistance... [04:04] Livia     What exactly is this product? [04:07] Noa     A statue of you! [04:08] Livia     Huh? [04:10] Noa     I'm going to create statues of you     and sell them to people! [04:14] Livia     That makes absolutely no sense. [04:16] Livia     No one would buy statues of me— [04:18] Noa     That is positively untrue! [04:20] Noa     One for every household. [04:21] Noa     No! If we get everyone to buy one     and worship it daily... [04:27] Noa     conflict would cease to exist     and the world would unite as one. [04:31] Livia     Are you right in the head? [04:33] Noa     But of course! [04:34] Noa     Which is why I need you     to model for me, Livia-sama. [04:38] Noa     I'll happily pay for your services. [04:40] Livia     Well... I guess you're not     making anything suspicious. [04:45] Livia     If you promise to stop     unjustly exploiting people, [04:48] Livia     I suppose I can help you out. [04:50] Noa     T-Truly?! [04:53] Noa     Right this way, Livia-sama. [04:56] Livia     What... [04:58] Livia     is this contraption? [04:59] Noa     It's called a 3D scanner. It's a     machine that scans whatever is inside [05:04] Noa     from all directions to capture 3D data. [05:08] Noa     You'll understand once we try     it out. Please, go right ahead. [05:13] Noa     Very good. Now all you need     to do is just stand there. [05:17] Livia     All right... [05:22] Noa     Okay, I will now begin the scan.      Please don't move. [05:26] Livia     R-Right! [05:36] Noa     This is the 3D model that     we just created, Livia-sama. [05:39] Livia     Th-That's amazing! [05:43] Livia     Wow. [05:44] Noa     Livia-sama, you're too close... [05:46] Livia     This "three-dee" model thing...     What are you going to do with it now? [05:51] Noa     U-Um, I'm going to edit the data     and print it with a 3D printer. [05:57] Noa     Meaning... [05:58] Noa     I'll be able to create something like this. [06:00] Livia     I-I see. [06:03] (Flashback) Sara     Okay, let's change her clothes now. [06:06] (Flashback) Livia     Yes, Sara-sama! [06:12] Livia     I guess girls do like dolls about this size. [06:17] Noa     No, our main target is adult men—     I mean, all of humanity! [06:23] Livia     Is it possible to change her clothes? [06:26] Noa     Well, with this figure,     you can take off her skirt. [06:31] Livia     No, that's not what I meant... [06:35] Livia     I thought it might be fun if she     could wear various outfits. [06:39] Noa     Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing, [06:42] Noa     the figure's limbs would have to move... [06:45] Livia     So it's not possible? [06:47] Noa     N-No! [06:48] Noa     If this is what you truly desire, [06:50] Noa     I promise to create a doll version     of your statue as well! [06:54] Livia     I'll look forward to it! [06:55] Noa     Y-Yes! [06:57] Noa     However, Livia-sama, [06:59] Noa     if we're adding a dress-up option... [07:01] Noa     Er, we'll need a different 3D model. [07:04] Livia     A different one? [07:05] Noa     O-One of you naked. [07:07] Livia     Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense. [07:10] Livia     Then please capture the data     with my naked body as well. [07:13] Livia     You can do it with the same method, right? [07:15] Noa     Yes, of course! [07:17] Noa     B-But are you sure about this? [07:19] Noa     You'll be revealing     your heavenly body to me... [07:24] Livia     Please, take as good of a look as you need. [07:27] Livia     Now then... [07:30] Livia     Should I take off my underwear as well? [07:34] Noa     I-If we're going to make the underwear     for the dolls out of cloth, yes! [07:38] Liva     Okay, here goes. [07:41] Noa     Livia-sama, our savior... [07:44] Noa     No, God herself is naked before me. [07:47] Livia     Okay. [07:49] Noa     So precious... [07:51] Noa     Thank you for blessing me. [07:53] Noa     Take my money. Please... take my money! [07:57] Livia     Um, I'd prefer if we could     get on with this already. [08:00] Noa     O-Of course! [08:15] Noa     All done. [08:17] Noa     Th-This is the model of your     bare heavenly body, Livia-sama. [08:21] Livia     Wow, it really is incredible.     So that's what my behind looks like. [08:28] Noa     Um, L-Livia-sama, could you     please put your clothes back on? [08:32] Noa     Any more fanservice and I'm     going to die of an overdose. [08:37] Livia     Oh! I do beg your pardon. [08:41] Noa     Thank you so much for your assistance. [08:43] Noa     Now I'll be able to create a full model. [08:47] Livia     It was no problem. I'm quite excited     to see the finished product. [08:51] Noa     I-I promise I'll create something     that meets your expectations! [08:55] Noa     Oh, here is your honorarium.     Does two million suffice for now? [09:01] Livia     Two mil— [09:02] Noa     Unfortunately, it's all     the cash I have on hand. [09:05] Livia     I don't need that much money! [09:08] Noa     But I must repay you. [09:09] Noa     Not only did our savior     personally assist me... [09:12] Noa     Y-You even showed me your naked body. [09:16] Noa     Please allow me to pay you!     Please allow me to make this offering! [09:21] Livia     You say that, but it's entirely too much.     It's not appropriate. [09:26] Noa     Please wait! [09:27] Noa     Then how about if I appoint you     as a product development advisor? [09:33] Livia     An "add-vizor"? [09:35] Noa     I would like you to keep overseeing      the quality of the product [09:39] Noa     until it meets your standards. [09:41] Livia     But I don't have any knowledge     or experience in this field... [09:45] Noa     It's not a matter of expertise. [09:48] Noa     I just need you to check the     samples every now and then [09:51] Noa     to give me your honest opinions about them. [09:53] Livia     Well, if that's all you need... [09:55] Noa     So, you accept the position? [09:58] Noa     Then starting tonight,     please feel free to stay here. [10:01] Livia     What?! [10:03] Noa     It would be highly inefficient for you     to always be coming and going. [10:07] Noa     I'll make sure you have all you need,     and I'll pay you a consulting fee. [10:12] Livia     Please wait. I couldn't possibly     let you do all that for me... [10:16] Noa     Livia-sama, we're talking about     a proper employment arrangement. [10:20] Livia     E-Employment? [10:22] Noa     Yes. You must be compensated properly     so you're inspired to do your job well. [10:27] Noa     Denying you that would be like     denying your motivation for the job. [10:31] Livia     I-I see. I guess you have a point. [10:35] Livia     Very well. I will accept my role as an     add-vizor and work faithfully! [10:38] Sign     Product Development Advisor for a Cult [10:41] Noa     I look forward to our partnership! [10:41] Sign     Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl [10:44] Sign     #TheMoochingLadyKnight [10:48] Livia     I had no idea hamburgers were     so delightfully delicious. [10:53] Livia     Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing. [11:07] Livia     Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today. [11:07] Sign     1 week later [11:11] Noa     All right. I will give you     some money for your meal, then. [11:15] Livia     Thank you! [11:15] Sign     Famous Gifu Tanmen     Gifu Flagship Shop [11:15] Sign     Open [11:15] Sign     "When you think of Gifu..." [11:15] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [11:15] Sign     Gifu Flagship Store [11:18] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [11:19] Livia     So this is Gifu tanmen... [11:23] Livia     It's so light despite how heavy it looks.     It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor. [11:30] Livia     The sweetness and texture of the pork     and cabbage go perfectly with this soup. [11:35] Livia     Another order of noodles, please! [11:37] Employee     Sure thing! [11:39] Livia     Yum! This world is just brimming     with delicious things! [11:45] Sign     NEW     MACHINES [11:47] Livia     That's... [11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara     I won big in pachinko. [11:56] Livia     I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money. [12:00] Livia     I'll make some more before I head back. [12:13] Sign     PACHINKO [12:13] Livia     To think I'd lose when all those     exciting visuals were playing... [12:17] Livia     I shall reclaim you one day! [12:25] Puriketsu     Hey, Livia-chan! [12:27] Puriketsu     We meet again. [12:29] Livia     Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well? [12:32] Puriketsu     Well, I just found a new part-time job. [12:36] Livia     Oh, that's wonderful. [12:38] Livia     Is it, uh... another club     that offers sexual services? [12:42] Puriketsu     It's a late-night karaoke place. [12:43] Livia     Isn't that an establishment where you sing? [12:46] Puriketsu     Yuppers. [12:48] Puriketsu     It pays a lot less than sex work,     but they have employee discounts, [12:52] Puriketsu     so it's been great to practice singing. [12:54] Puriketsu     What have you been up to, Livia-chan? [12:57] Livia     I'm currently a product development add-vizor! [13:00] Puruketsu     Huh. So what kind of work do you do? [13:02] Livia     U-Um, so there's this person making dolls. [13:06] Livia     They did a three-dee scan of my body. [13:10] Livia     And sometimes I tell them what I think. [13:13] Puriketsu     Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live? [13:16] Livia     I'm actually staying with who I work for. [13:18] Puriketsu     What?! Is it a guy?! [13:20] Livia     She's a woman. [13:21] Puriketsu     I see... So you're sorta     like a live-in employee. [13:25] Puriketsu     Do you get meals, too? [13:26] Livia     Why, yes. She provides     all my meals and even clothing. [13:31] Livia     She says that I'm free to do as I please,     so I usually read manga, watch movies... [13:36] Livia     Oh! And I played pachinko today. [13:38] Puriketsu     So, I'mma be honest here... [13:40] Puriketsu     You're basically a mooch. [13:42] Livia     What is this "mooch"? [13:44] Puriketsu     Basically someone who lives off of a woman. [13:47] Puriketsu     Most of them don't really work     and get allowances to just mess around. [13:52] Livia     Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono! [13:54] Livia     I, uh... It's not like I'm     living off of Noa-dono... [14:00] Livia     I guess I am a mooch. [14:02] Puriketsu     From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much. [14:06] Sign     Mooch [14:10] Puriketsu     By the way, Livia-chan, can you     play any sort of instrument? [14:14] Livia     Huh? [14:15] Puriketsu     You see, my band broke up the other day. [14:19] Puriketsu     So I'm in the middle of finding new members. [14:22] Livia     I see. [14:23] Livia     As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa... [14:28] Puriketsu     You play the biwa? That's a real surprise. [14:31] Puriketsu     Hmm... [14:33] Puriketsu     Then why don't you try playing guitar? [14:36] Livia     The guitar? [14:41] Puriketsu     I'm sure you'll do fine since     it's another stringed instrument. [14:44] Livia     Very well. I shall give it a try. [14:48] Livia     I have plenty of time, after all. [14:53] Puriketsu     Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan! [14:56] Livia     Um... please don't call me that. [15:01] Livia     I've returned. [15:03] Noa     Welcome back, Livia-sama.     Oh? And what is that? [15:08] Livia     A guitar a friend gave me. [15:10] Livia     I've actually started playing. [15:13] Noa     Really? [15:15] Livia     Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music? [15:19] Noa     Huh? [15:21] Noa     Well, I do a little songwriting      here and there. [15:25] Noa     It's embarrassing to admit, [15:26] Noa     but I did the background music     in the clan's promotional videos. [15:30] Livia     My word! That's amazing. [15:32] Livia     If you don't mind, would you give      my friend's band a listen? [15:37] Livia     I don't know much about these things. [15:40] Noa     If it's a request from you,     I'd love to, Livia-sama. [15:49] Noa     Hmm... [15:50] Livia     What do you think? [15:52] Noa     Do you mind if I'm rather blunt? [15:54] Livia     Not at all. [15:56] Noa     In that case... [15:56] Noa     Simply put, this is unacceptable. [15:59] Noa     The vocalist is decent, at least,     but the track and performance are laughable. [16:03] Noa     Each part is trying to play over each other.     There's no harmony whatsoever. [16:06] Noa     There are entirely too many guitar solos     that make the song too long. [16:09] Noa     It's so obvious they're all just trying [16:12] Noa     to compete with the one decent     member, the vocalist. [16:14] Noa     When you can hear the discord      through their music, [16:16] Noa     the band is as good as done for. [16:19] Livia     Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded. [16:22] Noa     I figured as much. [16:23] Noa     Then there's really no reason     to point this out now, [16:26] Noa     but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't     a Drop" is also rather questionable. [16:30] Noa     Quite a few bands these days     take bizarre names for attention, [16:33] Noa     but this is clearly just an internet meme, [16:35] Noa     so if you search for it,     that's all that comes up. [16:38] Noa     It'd be fine if this was their way of saying [16:40] Noa     they were determined to outperform the meme, [16:42] Noa     but it's more likely a lack of imagination, [16:44] Noa     so they just chose it for laughs. [16:46] Livia     Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you     have a long road ahead of you. [16:46] Noa     The song title "Fluffy Fluffy     Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense, [16:49] Noa     yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal... [16:51] Sign     Karaoke [16:51] Sign     Karaoke Entrance [17:02] Livia     How was that? [17:02] Sign     #TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand [17:03] Puriketsu     That was sick! Livia-chan,      that was totally sick! [17:06] Puriketsu     Are you seriously a beginner?! [17:08] Puriketsu     I've never seen anyone get so good     within a week of starting! [17:13] Livia     Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar     instructor and a retired performer. [17:18] Puriketsu     Even so, you improved ungodly fast!      How much have you practiced? [17:23] Livia     Let's see... I believe      about fifteen hours a day. [17:27] Puriketsu     Fifteen hours?! Are you okay? [17:29] Puriketsu     When I first started out, my fingers would     bleed, so I couldn't even really practice... [17:35] Livia     Well, I'm built quite sturdy. [17:37] Puriketsu     I see. You've worked so hard,     I kinda hate to say it, but... [17:42] Livia     Is something the matter? [17:43] Puriketsu     I haven't found any other members, [17:46] Puriketsu     and I haven't even been able     to write a single song yet. [17:49] Livia     You've been having that difficult of a time? [17:51] Puriketsu     Well, yeah. I am learning     songwriting from scratch, after all... [17:55] Puriketsu     If I'd known it would be this tough,     I woulda learned more from my coworker... [17:59] Livia     I see... Then why don't you     try speaking with Noa-dono? [18:04] Livia     She's able to write songs. [18:06] Puriketsu     For real?! [18:08] Noa     Welcome. Are you the vocalist? [18:11] Puriketsu     Thanks for having me over! [18:13] Noa     My name is Noa Minakami.     Please just call me Noa. [18:16] Puriketsu     Your place is super nice. [18:18] Puriketsu     What do you do for a living, Noa-san? [18:21] Noa     My work consists of spreading the     word of our great savior, Livia-sama. [18:26] Puriketsu     Livia-chan, are you actually     a savior for real?! [18:29] Noa     She is! [18:30] Livia     I am not! [18:31] Noa     She is. [18:32] Puriketsu     I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan. [18:36] Noa     You must have also been saved     by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san. [18:40] Puriketsu     Yuppers! [18:40] Livia     More importantly, Noa-dono, there's     something we wanted to talk to you about... [18:45] Noa     I'd love to hear it. [18:47] Puriketsu     It's totally not finished yet, but... [18:51] Noa     That's quite all right. [19:00] Puriketsu     Whatcha think, Noa-san? [19:02] Puriketsu     No need to hold back on the critique with me. [19:05] Noa     I'm not sure if I can call this a critique... [19:07] Noa     because this is fundamentally a failure. [19:10] Noa     All I can actually say about the track is [19:12] Noa     that it does at least sound     somewhat like a rock song. [19:15] Noa     Not a single part of it is memorable.     It's just obnoxious and boring. [19:20] Livia     Noa-dono, I think that's enough... [19:23] Puriketsu     Yeah, I knew it. [19:25] Noa     Puriketsu-san, you're trying     to go pro, aren't you? [19:28] Puriketsu     Uh-huh. [19:29] Noa     To be quite honest,     with your current songwriting skills, [19:32] Noa     the day you turn professional is eons away. [19:35] Noa     I believe it'd be in your best interest     to let someone else write the songs. [19:39] Puriketsu     Yeah, I guess you're right. [19:42] Livia     In that case, why don't you have     Noa-dono write your songs for you? [19:46] Puriketsu     Oh, yeah! That might totes work! [19:49] Noa     Pardon? [19:51] Puriketsu     What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san? [19:54] Noa     U-Um, mostly subliminal     audio used for mind control. [19:59] Puriketsu     Uh, what? [20:01] Noa     Oh, nothing! [20:03] Noa     Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos, [20:07] Noa     but I mess around with Vocaloid     stuff to kill time as well. [20:09] Puriketsu     That must mean that you can     make utamono stuff, too. [20:12] Puriketsu     I'd love to hear some! [20:14] Livia     I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono. [20:16] Noa     Very well. [20:19] Noa     I guess I can let you listen to this song... [20:23] Livia     So you can make songs like this as well? [20:26] Noa     You flatter me. [20:28] Puriketsu     Well, I guess it's definitely     easy on the ears. [20:32] Noa     Puriketsu-san, are you unable     to comment on accessible songs? [20:36] Puriketsu     Yeah, I wouldn't say that. [20:39] Puriketsu     But if you're gonna make music,     don't you want it to be original? [20:43] Noa     Ah, a common pitfall musical novices     fall into when they lack vision. [20:48] Noa     You make your music accessible and casual, [20:50] Noa     then gradually lure them into the depths     so they can't escape... [20:54] Noa     The way to gather passionate followers is     the same in music as it is in new religion. [20:59] Puriketsu     I see! You might actually have a point! [21:02] Noa     For example... [21:05] Noa     Those who can earnestly accept     others' views will grow. [21:08] Noa     Of course, I probably won't     be popular among the masses, [21:12] Noa     but with my songs,      if you get it, you really get it. [21:15] Puriketsu     I f-feel really uncomfortable right now. [21:19] Noa     I have more intense tracks as well. [21:21] Livia and Puriketsu     Ooh! [21:23] Puriketsu     This is awesome! [21:25] Puriketsu     This is super cool! [21:28] Puriketsu     Noa-san, could you please write me songs... [21:31] Puriketsu     No, would you join our band? [21:34] Noa     H-Huh?! [21:36] Livia     That's a brilliant idea! [21:38] Livia     We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono! [21:40] Noa     What? [21:41] Noa     M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...? [21:44] Noa     Oh, I couldn't possibly! [21:50] Noa     But if I were to join their band, [21:52] Noa     I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side     even after we're done making the figures. [21:56] Noa     Not only that, but we could even     practice all day together... [22:01] Livia     Noa-dono? [22:03] Noa     If you wish me to join, I would happily      take part in your band, Livia-sama. [22:07] Puriketsu     For real?! [22:09] Puriketsu     Livia-chan, Noa-san! [22:11] Puriketsu     We're gonna work hard     towards our major debut! [22:14] Livia     Yes! [22:14] Noa     Indeed! [22:15] Puriketsu     Heck yeah! [22:18] Livia     Wait. Was my goal to make     a major debut in a band? [23:50] Sign     I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!     - Asumi Yumisashi [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     I'm going for the trifecta! [23:58] Sosuke     A newbie like you going for     a trifecta is beyond reckless. [24:01] Sara     I'm going to believe in my real luck! [24:04] Sara     After all, it was powerful enough [24:06] Sara     to bag me an SSR in the     first person I met gacha. E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [00:00] Sign     RAICHO [00:01] Sign     #ThePrincessandtheKotatsu [00:02] Sosuke     It's sure been getting cold lately. [00:06] Sosuke     I guess it's time for it     to make an appearance. [00:09] Sara     "It"? [00:11] Sosuke     The almighty kotatsu. [00:12] Sara     Wow! I was ignorant of such a secret delight! [00:17] Sosuke     Kotatsus really are great. [00:19] Sara     Indeed. I would like to award     them with the Nobel Me Prize. [00:25] Sosuke     Don't rip off the Nobel Peace Prize. [00:28] Sosuke     Okay, guess I'll go get dinner ready. [00:30] Sara     What are we having? [00:32] Sosuke     Hotpot. [00:33] Sara     Hotpot at the kotatsu? [00:35] Sign     Ajipon Wild [00:35] Sign     Salads Steamed Foods     Hotpot Cold Tofu Yakitori [00:35] Sara     The ultimate combo! [00:38] Sara and Sosuke     Thanks for the meal. [00:41] Sara     This might be the happiest     I've ever been in my life. [00:45] Sosuke     You're in for even better      things in the future. [00:48] Sara     Oh? Such as? [00:50] Sosuke     Such as... [00:52] Sosuke     Eating ice cream at the kotatsu. [00:55] Sara     That's such a criminally delightful idea! [00:57] Sara     You are truly a genius! [00:59] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [01:00] Sosuke     Wanna give it a try right now?     I'm sure we bought some. [01:02] Sara     Yahoo! [02:38] Sara     The bath is free. [02:40] Sosuke     You sure took your time in there. [02:43] Sara     Indeed. [02:44] Sara     Yuna and I were having a rather     heated debate about whether [02:48] Sara     Oguri Cap or Red Hare would win in a race. [02:51] Sara     Once I dry my hair, we'll begin round two! [02:55] Sosuke     Don't stay up too late now.     She's got school, you know? [03:01] Sosuke     Come to think of it... [03:03] (Flashback) Sara     I would like to go to school. [03:06] Sosuke     You brought up attending school before.      Do you still want to go? [03:11] Sara     Yes. [03:12] Sara     If there are other interesting peers     like Yuna, I'd love to meet them. [03:16] Sosuke     Okay. [03:18] Sosuke     Well, I'm seeing Brenda-san tomorrow,     so I'll ask her about it. [03:22] Sara     Really?! [03:25] Sign     #TheGirlfromAnotherWorldandFamilyRegisterIssues [03:26] Sosuke     So, yeah. [03:27] Sosuke     I couldn't find any proof that'd help     the client out with her divorce. [03:32] Sosuke     Want me to continue the investigation? [03:34] Brenda     No, that's quite enough. [03:36] Brenda     Good work. [03:37] Sosuke     Got it. [03:39] Sosuke     Oh... By the way, there's     something I'd like to ask you. [03:44] Brenda     And what might that be? [03:45] Brenda     If it's legal advice, that'll     cost you 5,000 yen per half hour. [03:51] Brenda     At least, that's my usual fee. [03:53] Brenda     I'll help you out for free this time...     considering how close we are. [03:59] Sosuke     Don't make it sound weird. [04:01] Brenda     So, what do you need to discuss? [04:03] Sosuke     Um... [04:05] Sign     This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ. [04:05] Sosuke     Is there a way for a child who's not     Japanese to attend a Japanese school? [04:10] Brenda     You mean a child with foreign citizenship? [04:13] Sosuke     Well, yeah. [04:15] Sara     I skipped grades and have already     graduated from school in my homeland, [04:19] Sara     so I came to Japan to expand my horizons. [04:22] Brenda     In that case, it doesn't sound like     you need to go to school in Japan. [04:27] Sosuke     But don't you think it's a bit lonely [04:29] Sosuke     to come all the way here     and not make any friends her age? [04:33] Brenda     Well, I didn't have friends as a child. [04:36] Sosuke     Could you not trauma dump      on us out of nowhere? [04:38] Brenda     Anyway, if you contact the local board     of education, she should be able to get in. [04:40] Sign     This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ. [04:44] Sosuke     Would they want to look into her or anything? [04:47] Brenda     Well, they'll at least confirm her visa      and talk to her national embassy. [04:53] Brenda     Is something the matter? [04:54] Sosuke     Er... [04:55] Sosuke     This is totally hypothetical, [04:58] Sosuke     but is it possible for a child     without a family register [05:01] Sosuke     and of uncertain lineage to get      a Japanese family register? [05:04] Brenda     You mean they're an orphan? [05:07] Brenda     If a baby without a birth     certificate is found, [05:10] Brenda     the local mayor can give them     a name and a family register. [05:15] Sosuke     What if it's not a baby and, say,     a child about ten years old? [05:19] Brenda     What kind of situation are they even in if     they don't know their history at that age? [05:23] Sosuke     Uh... Maybe they've got amnesia? [05:31] Brenda     If a thorough background check      doesn't turn up anything, [05:36] Brenda     you could probably get a new family register. [05:39] Brenda     The only other methods I can think of     are definitely not the legal kind. [05:43] Sara     Hmm... It'd be quite problematic if they     did a thorough background check on me. [05:49] Sosuke     Going under the table, eh? [05:52] Sosuke     What to do...? [05:53] Sara     You needn't worry about it so. [05:55] Sara     I can continue just fine without a register. [05:58] Sosuke     But you want to go to school, don't you? [06:01] Sara     It's not as though      I absolutely need to, however. [06:04] Sara     If I can't, then I can't. [06:06] Sosuke     It's not like you can't go. [06:09] Sosuke     I'm sure I can get more help if we need it. [06:11] Sara     There's no point in putting     yourself at risk for my sake. [06:15] Sosuke     I mean, fair, but... [06:18] Sosuke     It's true that Sara and I just sorta     ended up living together. [06:22] Sosuke     But still... [06:24] Sosuke     I wonder if there's a way to get     you a family register legally. [06:28] Sara     There is. [06:29] Sosuke     Huh? [06:30] Sara     We'll just make it known publicly     that I'm actually from another world. [06:35] Sosuke     I see. [06:36] Sosuke     I guess if you show off your magic,     people might actually believe you. [06:42] Sara     Indeed, though there's the possibility that      your country will treat me like a lab rat. [06:46] Sara     I'll probably be detained until they can     confirm that I am truly from another world. [06:52] Sosuke     If you know that, why suggest it? [06:54] Sara     Okay, why don't I just pretend      like I have amnesia? [06:58] Sosuke     I admit you're a pretty impressive actress, [07:00] Sosuke     but you'll have a real pro investigating you. [07:03] Sara     Well, I'm not so confident that I think I can     completely fool a professional... [07:07] Sara     I'd be helpless if they     used a truth serum on me. [07:10] Sosuke     I've seen truth serum used in spy movies and     stuff, but does that stuff actually exist? [07:15] Sara     Wait, does it not?! [07:17] Sosuke     How would I know? [07:18] Sara     Speaking of spies, I recently read a manga     about a spy who ends up [07:23] Sara     forming a family with a girl     who possesses supernatural powers... [07:23] Tateyama     By the way, that Sara girl... [07:26] Tateyama     Her circumstances appear to be rather curious. [07:28] Brenda     Yes. I don't know who she is exactly, [07:32] Brenda     but Sosuke-kun being such a pushover      is almost problematic [07:35] Brenda     if he's going so far for someone else's child. [07:38] Tateyama     She may not actually be someone else's child. [07:43] Brenda     What are you saying? [07:44] Tateyama     She could be Kaburaya-sama's lovechild. [07:48] Brenda     Oh, please. Isn't that girl about thirteen? [07:52] Brenda     Given Sosuke-kun's age, he would've had     to have had her when he was in high school. [07:59] Tateyama     I don't think it's that unusual to have      children while still in high school. [08:05] Brenda     But we're talking about Sosuke-kun here. [08:07] Brenda     Can you actually imagine him in     that kind of a relationship [08:11] Brenda     with a beautiful blonde in high school? [08:13] Tateyama     I believe you're aware     of Kaburaya-sama's charms [08:16] Tateyama     despite him seeming rather plain, my lady. [08:18] Tateyama     His athleticism, wit, and communication     skills are all quite noteworthy. [08:22] Brenda     I had no idea that you thought     so highly of Sosuke-kun. [08:27] Brenda     Is there a chance that you actually fancy... [08:30] Tateyama     No. I hold no romantic     feelings toward humans. [08:33] Brenda     Oh, that's right. Aren't you     currently seeing Gifu Castle? [08:36] Sign     Gifu Castle [08:38] Tateyama     That's my ex-boyfriend.     I'm currently seeing... [08:41] Tateyama     Gujo Hachiman Castle. [08:41] Sign     Gujo Hachiman Castle [08:43] Tateyama     No matter. My point is that      Kaburaya-sama isn't exactly [08:47] Tateyama     the diamond in the rough you think he is. [08:50] Brenda     B-But he's so dull,     not to mention financially unstable. [08:54] Tateyama     Heed me, my lady.     Detectives have a certain appeal. [08:59] Brenda     What? [09:01] Tateyama     Normies don't usually encounter them,     which makes them quite interesting. [09:06] Tateyama     Their trade makes them excellent speakers,     and their broad range of knowledge [09:10] Tateyama     can be extremely useful     when it comes to romance. [09:13] Brenda     B-But Sosuke-kun's dirt poor— [09:16] Sign     Ninomiya [09:18] Brenda     Unfortunately, we couldn't find any evidence     that could be used for grounds for divorce. [09:24] Brenda     If you go to court as things stand, [09:27] Brenda     you'll be at a disadvantage, Ninomiya-san. [09:29] Ninomiya     I see... [09:31] Brenda     But if we use an investigator who's     an expert at getting this kind of intel, [09:36] Brenda     we may yet uncover something. [09:39] Ninomiya     Then why didn't we do that to begin with? [09:41] Brenda     This professional has an extremely unique     skill set, so their rate is much steeper. [09:47] Brenda     But considering what you'd stand to lose     if you went to court right now, [09:51] Brenda     I'd say the fee is rather trivial. [09:54] Brenda     P-Please, hire them to investigate. [10:00] Sign     Ten days later [10:01] Neya     Sorry to keep you waiting. [10:03] Neya     This is the evidence you asked for      as well as my report. [10:10] Brenda     You never fail to impress, Haruka-chan. [10:12] Brenda     Day one, you acted like you were one of the     target's business clients and made contact. [10:16] Brenda     Day two, you dropped your pass case in front     of the target and had him pick it up. [10:20] Brenda     You exchanged contact info so      you could thank him in the future. [10:24] Brenda     Day four, you had lunch with the target. [10:27] Brenda     Day six, you had lunch with the target again. [10:30] Brenda     Day eight, you went to a hotel with him     after dining at an oyster bar. [10:35] Brenda     You always do such brilliant work. [10:38] Brenda     I wish you could tell me exactly how you     get so close to these people so easily. [10:43] Neya     Sorry, that's a trade secret. [10:47] Brenda     By the way, when you went to the hotel, uh... [10:51] Brenda     Did you go all the way? [10:53] Neya     Oh, come on! I'm not some hussy      who'd sleep with anyone. [10:58] Neya     I only go all the way when     I really feel like it. [11:01] Brenda     I-I see... [11:03] Neya     Is that it for this job? [11:05] Neya     If you'd like, I can probably go as far     as to get him to say he'd leave his wife. [11:11] Brenda     You make it sound so simple... [11:13] Brenda     But this will suffice for the task at hand. [11:17] Neya     That was another easy job. [11:20] Neya     If only I could get Sosuke-senpai     to fall for me as easily... [11:25] Sosuke     Nice to meet you. I'll be your mentor. [11:25] Sign     Sosuke (24) [11:28] Sign     Neya (22) [11:28] Sign     Sosuke (24) [11:29] Neya     I hope to learn lots, Senpai. [11:31] Neya     Well, he seems rather dull. [11:34] Neya     Is this guy really the star of this agency? [11:41] (Flashback) Neya     I screwed up again today... [11:43] (Flashback) Neya     Maybe I'm not cut out to be a detective. [11:46] (Flashback) Sosuke     This is how everyone starts out. [11:49] (Flashback) Neya     Even you, Senpai? [11:51] (Flashback) Sosuke     Of course— [11:52] Kusanagi     Of course not. Our dear ol' Sosuke     was a pro out of the gate. [11:56] (Flashback) Kusanagi     He was brilliant. [11:59] Neya     In the end, I couldn't catch up     to Senpai on normal jobs. [12:04] Neya     So I wound up doing more     specialized investigations... [12:08] Neya     Aw, man... if only Senpai would fall     for me, I'd do anything for him. [12:19] Sara     That must be our mark. [12:21] Sosuke     Yeah. Looks like he's about     to make some deliveries. [12:25] Sosuke     This time, we're investigating     Yohei Ichinose, age 42. [12:27] Sign     Yohei Ichinose [12:29] Sosuke     He owns a liquor store. [12:31] Sign     Mark = Investigation Target [12:31] Sosuke     Our client is the mark's wife, Mika. [12:33] Sign     Mika Ichinose [12:34] Sosuke     Their son's in middle school,     and their daughter's in sixth grade. [12:38] (Flashback) Mika     Starting about three months ago, [12:40] (Flashback) Mika     strangely, he started staying out     on deliveries a lot longer. [12:44] (Flashback) Mika     He also started buying us cakes     and other random gifts sometimes. [12:48] (Flashback) Sosuke     It's true that doing a lot out of     the ordinary is a common sign of infidelity. [12:55] (Flashback) Mika     Plus he just seems... livelier than before. [13:01] (Flashback) Sosuke     Livelier? [13:12] Sara     Oh? Did we already get a hit? [13:14] Sosuke     Who knows? [13:19] Sosuke     Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be that easy. [13:24] Sara     Hmm... [13:26] Sara     He just seems to be working earnestly. [13:28] Sosuke     Yeah. He kinda looks like a downer,     but he's diligent [13:32] Sosuke     and his regulars seem to trust him. [13:35] Sara     Sosuke, I would also like some gyudon. [13:39] Sosuke     Not right now. If I took you in there,      we'd draw too much attention. [13:44] Sara     Even if I used a disguise? [13:46] Sosuke     A disguise? [13:57] Sara     How's this? [13:58] Sosuke     Wow... Talk about convenient. [14:01] Sara     Impressive, no? [14:02] Sosuke     I mean, if you could do that,     you should've told me sooner. [14:06] Sosuke     I could've forgone the complicated     exchange student backstory. [14:10] Sosuke     But wait, you said you couldn't [14:12] Sosuke     keep up spells for too long, yeah? [14:14] Sara     Nay. Unlike my invisibility or flight magic, [14:17] Sara     I can sustain this color-changing      spell as long as I'd like. [14:20] Sosuke     Then you should've just pretended      to be Japanese to start. [14:24] Sara     No, I like my blonde hair. [14:27] Sara     Besides, this only works on     what I cast it on directly. [14:31] Sara     My natural roots will show as they grow out. [14:33] Sara     This is one of my favorite spells! [14:38] Sosuke     It's day three of the investigation,     but we haven't really found anything. [14:44] Sara     I wish he'd hurry up and show his true colors. [14:48] Sosuke     Honestly, if he's not actually cheating     on his wife, that's just fine too. [14:53] Sosuke     They have kids, after all. [14:56] Car Navigation     You have entered Kasamatsu. [14:59] Sosuke     We've left Gifu City? How far is he going? [15:02] Sara     Ah! [15:03] Sosuke     Wuh?! [15:03] Sara     This is the first time     I've ever left Gifu City! [15:08] Sign     #ThePrincessandHorses [15:09] Sign     Off-Site Sales in Operation [15:09] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack [15:14] Sosuke     A horse track? [15:18] Sara     It's quite cold outside... [15:19] Sosuke     Winters in Gifu get real chilly.     Make sure you don't catch a cold. [15:27] Sara     Ah, so this is what a horse     racetrack looks like! [15:34] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket [15:34] Sign     Track [15:34] Sign     1st Horse [15:41] Sign     Dash [15:41] Sosuke     I've been to this racetrack before,     but there sure are all kinds of folks here. [15:46] Sosuke     There are even women and young couples. [15:49] Sara     There don't seem to be any     children my age, though. [15:53] Announcer     And there they all go! [15:54] Sara     Ooh! It's started! [15:58] Yohei     Go! [16:00] Sara and Sosuke     Huh? [16:02] Yohei     Run! [16:04] Sosuke     Uh... That's our mark, isn't it? [16:07] Sara     I do believe so... [16:09] Yohei     Pull ahead! Pull ahead! [16:11] Sara     He's completely different     from when he's working. [16:14] Sosuke     Yeah... [16:18] Announcer     We will now announce     the results of that last race. [16:21] Sign     Dash [16:21] Announcer     In first, we have #5, Hidagyu Nom. [16:21] Sara     That was quite exciting! [16:24] Announcer     In second, we have #3, No Ocean Prefecture. [16:25] Sara     Sosuke, let us also buy a ticket! [16:26] Announcer     In third, we have #7, Reseller Beggar. [16:28] Sosuke     You dummy. We're still working. [16:30] Sara     I mean, isn't this job basically over? [16:34] Sosuke     Well, you've got a point. [16:37] Sosuke     A man with no hobbies came to life     when he got into horse racing, [16:41] Sosuke     but he probably couldn't tell his family     that he was skipping work to gamble. [16:44] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket [16:46] Sosuke     Looks like he's betting on the next race, too. [16:49] Sosuke     Well, since we're here,     I guess we can bet a hundred yen. [16:53] Sara     Ooh! [16:55] Sosuke     Who're you gonna pick? [16:56] Sara     I get to choose? [16:58] Sosuke     Sure. [16:59] Sosuke     You can't play, since you're a minor, [17:01] Sosuke     but nothing says you can't guess the results. [17:04] Sara     What do they mean by "bet type"? [17:04] Sign     Correct [17:04] Sign     Inorrect [17:04] Sign     Bet Type [17:04] Sign     Win [17:04] Sign     Place [17:04] Sign     Bracket     Quinella [17:04] Sign     Quinella [17:04] Sign     Exacta [17:04] Sign     Quinella Place [17:04] Sign     Trifecta [17:04] Sign     Trio [17:06] Sosuke     That's how you bet. [17:08] Sosuke     For "win," you're predicting     which horse will come in first. [17:11] Sosuke and Isao     For "place," you're predicting the horses     that will place in the top three. [17:15] (Flashback) Isao     And for the "trifecta" here, [17:17] (Flashback) Isao     you have to guess      the top three in the right order. [17:21] (Flashback) Isao     It's the hardest one,      but if you win, it's huge. [17:24] (Flashback) Little Sosuke     Wow! Then I want that one. [17:27] (Flashback) Isao     Attaboy! You're a real man! [17:31] Sosuke     And that about sums it up. [17:33] Sara     Indeed, I understand how to bet now. [17:35] Sara     I shall go for the trifecta! [17:38] Sosuke     A newbie like you going for     a trifecta is beyond reckless. [17:42] Sara     I'm going to believe in my real luck! [17:45] Sara     After all, it was powerful enough [17:47] Sara     to bag me an SSR in the first-person-I-met     gacha upon coming to this world. [17:52] Sosuke     Huh? [17:53] Sosuke     D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that. [17:56] Sara     Oh? Are you blushing? [17:58] Sosuke     No. [18:03] Sara     I've decided!     I choose 6, 2, and 5, in that order! [18:06] Sosuke     Six... [18:07] Sign     Amazing Technician [18:08] Sosuke     Amazing Technician? [18:11] Sosuke     He's only fifth in the ranks. [18:12] Sara     But he's got a certain glint in his eye. [18:15] Sara     He may seem dull, but he's     got a fighting spirit deep down. [18:18] Sosuke     Okay, fine. So 6, 2, and 5, right? [18:22] Sosuke     I'll go for something more reliable. [18:25] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack     4th Race     Kobato-chan Love Love Cup     Local Gifu Horse Racing Association          Trifecta     6. Amazing Technician     2. Biggus Dickus     5. Uge-hey Ooba-bay [18:26] Announcer     Now for the fourth race of the     Kobato-chan Love Love Cup. [18:28] Announcer     Our second group of 2-year-olds     on the 1,400-meter track [18:31] Announcer     are all lined up at the gate now. [18:34] Announcer     And they're off! [18:35] Yohei     Go! [18:37] Sara     Go! Go forth, Amazing Technician! [18:39] Sara     Biggus Dickus! [18:40] Sara     Uge-hey Ooba-bay! [18:42] Sosuke     I know it's only 100 yen, but this feels      totally different with money on the line. [18:48] Announcer     And here comes #6, Amazing     Technician, from behind! [18:51] Announcer     He passes three horses on the     outside and is picking up speed! [18:55] Announcer     His rider is Takumi Furukoshi.     Look at him thrust those hips! [18:59] Sara     Yes! Here he comes! Pass     them, Amazing Technician! [18:59] Announcer     Amazing Technician is     catching up at top speed! [19:02] Announcer     He cleanly passes #5, Uge-hey Ooba-bay! [19:02] Sara     Pass them! Leave them all in the dust! [19:04] Announcer     Ooba-bay can't take the Technician! [19:07] Announcer     And now he tries his technique     on the front-runner, #2, Biggus Dickus! [19:11] Announcer     Technique or size,     what really matters in the end? [19:15] Sara     Yes! Here he comes!     Pass him, Amazing Technician! [19:15] Announcer     And he nails him! [19:18] Announcer     Amazing Technician uses his incredible     technique to overtake Biggus Dickus and finish! [19:18] Sara     Pass him! Leave everyone in the dust! [19:22] Announcer     Biggus Dickus comes in second,     and third is Uge-hey Ooba-bay. [19:24] Sara     Heck yeah! [19:25] Sosuke     Wait, seriously?! [19:25] Announcer     He looks empty after letting it all out. [19:28] Sara     How do you like that, Sosuke? [19:28] Announcer     Coming in fourth is #3, Post-Nut Clarity.     He's definitely reached that point. [19:29] Sosuke     To think you'd actually get     a perfect trifecta... [19:33] Sosuke     This is seriously awesome. [19:36] Sosuke     The payout is 3,350 yen?     Thirty times is unbelievable. [19:41] Sara     Leave the next race to me as well. [19:44] Sosuke     Okay, fine. You can use the     payout however you want. [19:48] Sara     Very good! [19:50] Sara     Okay! [19:51] Sign     Kasamatsu 6th Race [19:53] Sara     Yes! [19:54] Sara     Yum! Yum! [19:57] Sign     Kasamatsu 11th Race [19:58] Sara     Yes! I got another perfect trifecta! [19:58] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack     11th Race     Demon King of the Sixth Heaven Cup     Local Gifu Horse Racing Association          Trifecta     4. Cocco-chan     2. Rizz the Bocchi     5. Alba Cap [20:02] Sosuke     The payout's 70 times?! [20:05] Sosuke     H-Hey, how much did you     bet on that ticket again? [20:08] Sara     I put in 2,000 yen. [20:10] Sosuke     So you're getting... 140,000 yen? [20:12] Sara     No, I also won a quinella place     and a trio, so after subtracting my losses... [20:17] Sara     It comes to about 230,000 yen. [20:20] Sign     100 yen [20:20] Sosuke     You turned 100 yen... into 230,000? [20:22] Sign     230,000 yen [20:24] Sign     This current job [20:24] Sosuke     That's more than our pay for this job. [20:28] Sara     I emerge victorious! [20:31] Sara     Sosuke, let us dine on Hida-gyu tonight! [20:34] Sosuke     Am I allowed to partake in this meal? [20:38] Sara     But of course! [20:40] Yohei     Looks like you won big today. [20:43] Sosuke     Yes, well... Ack! [20:47] Yohei     Is something wrong? [20:49] Sosuke     It doesn't look like he realizes     we were following him. [20:52] Sosuke     Er, it's nothing. How'd you make out? [20:55] Yohei     No luck at all. [20:57] Yohei     But I only spend 100 yen each time. [21:00] Sosuke     I see. So you're just here     to enjoy the race, then? [21:04] Yohei     Yes. [21:06] Yohei     I have kids about your daughter's age. [21:09] Yohei     They're obsessed with a horse racing game. [21:11] Yohei     While I was researching everything I could     so we could talk about it together, [21:16] Yohei     I ended up hooked on real horse racing. [21:19] Sosuke     Then why don't you bring your kids next time? [21:23] Sosuke     I think they'd have fun. [21:25] Sara     Yes! Indubitably! [21:27] Yohei     Yeah. I'll think about it. [21:30] Yohei     Well, I'll be going now. [21:32] Sosuke     Oh, sure. [21:37] Sosuke     We got caught up in the racing,     and then our mark even talked to us... [21:42] Sosuke     I messed up big. [21:44] Sara     Well, things like this happen     every once in a while. [21:47] Sara     Don't be too glum. [21:49] Sosuke     Whose fault do you think this is?! Huh?! [21:51] Sara     S-Stop that, you fool! [21:53] Sara     He actually thought that I was your daughter. [21:53] Sign     Off-Site Sales in Operation     Kasamatsu Racetrack [21:57] Sosuke     Well, I guess that's what     most folks would assume. [22:01] Sara     Indeed... [22:03] Sara     Ta-hay... Ta-hay-stee! [22:06] Sara     Hida-gyu sure is ta-hay-stee! [22:08] Sara     So is yakiniku and sukiyaki... [22:09] Sosuke     What the heck's with that song? [22:11] Sara     And then... horse sashimi! And yukhoe! [22:13] Sosuke     Say, Sara. [22:15] Sosuke     Do you want to be my actual daughter? [22:22] Sara     Yeah! [23:50] Sign     I'll make Senpai fall for me someday!     -Haruka Neya [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:56] Isao     So this is the girl who's     been in your care, Sosuke? [23:59] Sosuke     Sara's my daughter. Meaning...     she's also your granddaughter. [24:04] Isao     Wait, my granddaughter? What? [24:06] Sara     It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa! E8 - The Princess and the Father Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Kusanagi Detective Agency [00:00] Sign     Contact us anytime [00:00] Kusanagi     It's been a while, Sosuke. [00:03] Sign     #ThePrincessandtheFather [00:03] Sosuke     It's nice to see you again, Chief. [00:07] Kusanagi     Since you've finally decided to come back, [00:09] Kusanagi     does this mean you're over      your rebellious phase? [00:09] Sign     Isao Kusanagi [00:09] Sign     Detective,     Business Owner [00:11] Sosuke     I'm not actually coming back. [00:14] Kusanagi     Aw, too bad. [00:17] Kusanagi     So, is this the girl who's been     in your care, Sosuke? [00:21] Sosuke     Yeah. [00:22] Kusanagi     I remember Neya-kun telling     me she was blonde… [00:26] Sosuke     Her hair makes her stand out too much,     so I had her dye it. [00:29] Kusanagi     I see. [00:32] Sara     Ooh! It's so cushy! [00:35] Sara     It's nothing like our sofa back home! [00:39] Kusanagi     I bet not! [00:40] Kusanagi     Now, what did you want to talk about? [00:42] Sosuke     Her name is Sara. [00:45] Kusanagi     I understand she's been through a lot. [00:47] Kusanagi     I hear she was supposed to be doing     a homestay with a friend of yours, [00:51] Kusanagi     but their place went up in flames.     Did I get all that right? [00:55] Sosuke     As you've clearly deduced,      no, I'm not actually [00:58] Sosuke     taking care of her because     a friend's place burned down. [01:02] Kusanagi     I didn't think so. [01:03] Kusanagi     If one of your old pals' houses      had burned down, [01:07] Kusanagi     there's no way I wouldn't have heard about it. [01:11] Kusanagi     So, what's the real story? [01:15] Sosuke     Sara's my daughter. Meaning...     she's also your granddaughter. [01:18] Sign     Father [01:20] Sign     Grandfather [01:21] Sign     Granddaughter [01:22] Sara     It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa! [02:56] Isao     Wait, she's your daughter? [02:58] Isao     S-So she's my granddaughter? What? [03:01] Sosuke     Yeah. [03:01] Sara     Grandpa! [03:03] Isao     What's the meaning of this? [03:05] Sosuke     Her name is Sara. [03:07] Sosuke     She was conceived when I was in high school [03:10] Sosuke     and things went too far one night     with a certain older woman. [03:14] Sosuke     Her mother suddenly showed     up about a month ago, [03:18] Sosuke     left Sara with me, and disappeared. [03:23] Sosuke     She apparently has a grave     illness and no other family, [03:27] Sosuke     so I'm the only one she can entrust Sara to. [03:32] Sosuke     That's why she's living with me now. [03:38] Sosuke     But Sara's mother didn't want people     to know that her father was a minor, [03:44] Sosuke     so she never registered Sara's birth. [03:47] Sosuke     That's why she has no family register     and hasn't been able to go to school. [03:51] Sosuke     In order to put Sara in my     family register as my daughter, [03:54] Sosuke     I need to get her a birth certificate. [03:56] Sosuke     I was hoping you'd be able     to help me out. [03:59] Sara     Pretty please, Grandpa. [04:05] Kusanagi     I can introduce you to someone     who can do that for you. [04:10] Kusanagi     I can even find you a recently deceased     woman who died alone of illness. [04:15] Kusanagi     Shall I also introduce you to someone [04:17] Kusanagi     who might accidentally fumble some documents? [04:21] Sosuke     If you would. [04:24] Kusanagi     However, Sosuke... [04:26] Kusanagi     As I'm sure you're aware,      this is absolutely a crime. [04:30] Kusanagi     Would the kind of justice-bound      great detective [04:32] Kusanagi     that you strive to be really      stand for such a thing? [04:38] Sosuke     I still need to ask you to do this for me. [04:42] Kusanagi     To tell you the truth, I had Neya-kun look     into her as soon as she told me. [04:47] Sosuke     Huh? [04:48] Kusanagi     I managed to find out that on the night      of October 4th, you and the girl [04:53] Sign     Gifu [04:53] Kusanagi     just so happened to take a taxi [04:56] Kusanagi     right after an explosion at a nearby park. [04:58] Kusanagi     But I've got nothing before that. [05:02] Kusanagi     There aren't any missing children     reports matching her description. [05:06] Kusanagi     It's almost like she appeared out of thin air. [05:07] Sosuke     He's basically sniffed out everything,     right down to Sara appearing... [05:13] Kusanagi     Just who are you, Sara-chan? [05:16] Kusanagi     And Sosuke, why are you doing     all of this for this girl? [05:20] Sara     I'm from another world,      and I'm here because reasons. [05:25] Sosuke     H-Hey, wait! [05:26] Sara     The reason Sosuke is helping me is simply     because he's extremely kind. [05:31] Sara     As his father, I'm sure     you know that very well. [05:36] Kusanagi     So we've got ourselves an otherworlder.     No wonder I couldn't track you down. [05:40] Sosuke     Wait. You actually believe her? [05:42] Kusanagi     Like it or not, your old man's     the best detective in Gifu. [05:45] Kusanagi     I'm an expert at seeing through lies. [05:48] Kusanagi     If what she just said isn't true, [05:49] Kusanagi     she's either a very talented actress [05:51] Kusanagi     or a very unfortunate soul who actually     believes she's from another world. [05:55] Sara     Hmm. [05:56] Sosuke     So you're really going to help us out? [05:58] Kusanagi     If my son is earnestly asking for help     in his rebellious phase, [06:02] Kusanagi     how can I refuse? [06:04] Kusanagi     However, I have one condition. [06:07] Sosuke     You mean money? [06:07] Kusanagi     No. [06:08] Kusanagi     From now on, you'll address me     as "Dad" rather than "Chief." [06:12] Sosuke     Uh... [06:13] Kusanagi     Go on. Say it, Sosuke. [06:16] Kusanagi     Say, "Please, Dad!" [06:19] Kusanagi     Oh? What was that? [06:21] Kusanagi     I can't hear you. Huh? What? [06:21] Sosuke     P-P-Please... [06:25] Sosuke     D-D... [06:27] Sosuke     Dad... [06:29] Kusanagi     Good! Leave this to your dear ol' pops! [06:33] Sara     Indeed! [06:34] Sara     I will be counting on you, Grandpa. [06:37] Kusanagi     You seem to be taking all     of this extremely well. [06:40] Sara     What a nice, understanding father. [06:43] Sara     He clearly loves you very much. [06:45] Sosuke     That's exactly why I didn't     want to rely on him. [06:48] Sara     What do you mean? [06:49] Sosuke     I'm sure that, deep down,     he really does love me. [06:55] Sosuke     He has those emotions... [06:57] Sign     Work Order               -Lure the target into infidelity     -Take photographic evidence [06:57] Sosuke     So I have no idea how he's able to tear     other families and couples apart [07:02] Sosuke     without even a second thought. [07:04] Sara     I see. You must have also     been through a lot. [07:10] Sosuke     Not as much as you. [07:15] Neya     I've completed my report to Aisaki-sensei. [07:18] Neya     She said no further investigation      is required for this case. [07:21] Kusanagi     I see. Good work. [07:23] Neya     Chief, you seem rather happy. [07:26] Kusanagi     Ah, Sosuke just dropped by. [07:28] Neya     What?! Senpai was here? What did he need? [07:32] Kusanagi     I'm gonna get myself a grandchild. [07:34] Neya     What? [07:35] Neya     Er, could you explain that part? [07:38] Kusanagi     Remember that kid Sosuke's looking after? [07:41] Neya     Oh, yes. You mean Sara-chan. [07:43] Kusanagi     She's going to become Sosuke's daughter. [07:45] Kusanagi     Which means she'll be my granddaughter. [07:48] Neya     Um... Wait, so Sosuke-senpai is going     to adopt Sara-chan as a foster daughter? [07:53] Kusanagi     Not a foster daughter. His biological one. [07:55] Neya     What? [07:57] Kusanagi     So, yeah, we'll be issuing her a birth     certificate as Sosuke's own daughter. [08:03] Neya     You actually believe their story, Chief? [08:06] Kusanagi     Of course I do. [08:07] Neya     Sara-chan's blonde, though. [08:09] Kusanagi     When she came here,     she had black hair and eyes. [08:13] Kusanagi     She was probably just a bottle blonde. [08:15] Neya     Are you being serious right now? [08:17] Kusanagi     Yeah. [08:18] Kusanagi     Since she's my granddaughter, I can tell     that she looks a little like my ex-wife. [08:25] Kusanagi     What a great day! [08:27] Kusanagi     I mean, my rebellious son came     to introduce my granddaughter to me. [08:31] Kusanagi     I couldn't be happier! [08:33] Neya     Wh-What a doting parent. No, you're     actually just stupid! And conniving! [08:38] Neya     If Sara-chan's going     to become Senpai's daughter... [08:47] Neya     Then if I marry Senpai, I'll automatically     become Sara-chan's mother... [08:53] Sara     I look forward to our time together, Mom. [08:56] Neya     What?! [08:58] Neya     Wh-What am I supposed to do?! [09:04] Sara     Now, let us begin. [09:05] Sign     #ThePrincessandHerFriend [09:07] Yuna     I-I've never done anything like this before. [09:10] Sara     Fear not! It is my first time as well. [09:13] Sara     Let us just enjoy ourselves. [09:14] Yuna     You say that, but... [09:17] Sara     It'll be fine. [09:18] Sara     I know how to be subtle. [09:20] Sara     We're going to watch some     Romance of the Three Kingdoms movies [09:23] Sara     for our first sleepover! [09:24] Sara     Even if a film you recommend is utter crap, [09:25] Sign     Like a Sword [09:28] Sara     I promise I shan't say so out loud. [09:30] Yuna     Nothing you just said suggests     subtlety whatsoever! [09:33] Yuna     Well, whatever. Let's just get started. [09:36] Yuna     I'll punch you if you say it's crap, though. [09:38] Sara     My goodness, how frightening! [09:45] Sign     Wei [09:46] Narrator     At the end of the later Han Dynasty, [09:48] Narrator     the world was in chaos     as the endless days of war wore on. [09:56] Sign     The audio has been removed for copyright reasons. [10:30] Sara     That was so good! [10:32] Yuna     I told you. [10:33] Sara     To think that Liu Bei's     grandson would reestablish [10:36] Sara     the Han Dynasty along with Liu Bei himself. [10:39] Sara     Going back into the past to change     history is such a new and unique idea! [10:44] Yuna     Uh, you think so? As a trope,     I think it's pretty common... [10:49] Sara     If I could go back in time, [10:50] Sara     I'd work with Nobunaga-sama to take over... [10:52] Yuna     Huh? [10:52] Sara     Er, it's nothing. [10:57] Sara     By the way, Yuna, [10:59] Sara     I might end up going to school. [11:02] Yuna     What? Wait, I thought you     already skipped a few grades [11:05] Yuna     and graduated high school     in another country. [11:07] Sara     Well, since I'm in Japan, I thought it     wouldn't hurt to go to school here, too. [11:12] Yuna     I see. If you're commuting from your house,     I'm guessing it'll be Sawara Middle School? [11:16] Sara     Probably so. [11:18] Yuna     Huh. If you're gonna go to Sawara,      maybe I will too. [11:23] Sara     You'd transfer schools just for me?      I'm sorry, but your love is a bit much. [11:27] Yuna     I-It's not love! [11:29] Yuna     I've been thinking about switching      schools for a while now. [11:33] Sara     Has the bullying not been resolved? [11:36] Yuna     It has, but I've been singled out ever since. [11:40] Yuna     They're saying my family's ungrateful for suing     the people who saved us for a bit of cash. [11:45] Yuna     We didn't even sue anyone... [11:48] Yuna     And the only money we received     was for the legal fees and the detective. [11:52] Sara     I guess things have been difficult. [11:52] Sign     Dear Yuna,          Welcome home. I'm going to be late getting back again tonight,     so warm up some curry for the both of you.     You can also use whatever else you need to around the house,     so have a wonderful time with Sara-chan.          Love,     Mom [11:54] Yuna     That's why I figured it might     be a good idea to transfer. [11:58] Yuna     Going to public school     will be easier on my mom, too. [12:01] Yuna     We moved here after my dad died,     so we don't really know anyone... [12:06] Yuna     But I think I'll be okay if you're there. [12:09] Sara     Then I guess we'll both only     have one friend at school. [12:12] Yuna     Yeah. But you're super outgoing, [12:16] Yuna     so once you start, I'm sure you'll     make tons of friends in no time. [12:20] Sara     What are you talking about? [12:22] Sara     I didn't have a single close friend     back in my homeland either. [12:28] Sara     You are my first friend, Yuna. That will     not change even if we go to school. [12:33] Yuna     I see. Thank goodness. [12:36] Yuna     In that case, I'm looking forward     to going to school together! [12:40] Sara     As am I. [12:42] Yuna     You ready for the next movie? [12:44] Sara     Indeed. [12:55] Puriketsu     Wh-Why grasshoppers? [12:58] Sign     #LittleMissReligiousLeaderEatsGrasshoppers [13:02] Noa     Well, during lunch today... [13:05] (Flashback) Noa     Livia-sama, is something the matter? [13:08] (Flashback) Livia     Is this shrimp tempura? [13:11] (Flashback) Noa     Why, yes, it is. [13:12] (Flashback) Livia     I see... [13:14] (Flashback) Noa     Oh no! Do you have a shrimp allergy? [13:17] (Flashback) Noa     I'm terribly sorry I didn't ask beforehand. [13:19] (Flashback) Noa     N-No! It's not that!      I've never eaten them before. [13:23] (Flashback) Noa     Huh? [13:25] (Flashback) Livia     People consume shrimp      in my homeland as well, but... [13:29] (Flashback) Livia     I could just never get over how they look. [13:31] (Flashback) Noa     I see. That is rather common. [13:34] (Flashback) Noa     Allow me to get you a new dish. [13:36] (Flashback) Livia     No, this is fine! I will eat it. [13:38] (Flashback) Noa     But you don't care for it, right? [13:40] (Flashback) Livia     The old me didn't. [13:42] (Flashback) Livia     But now I can even eat grasshoppers! [13:45] (Flashback) Noa     Grasshoppers?! [13:47] (Flashback) Livia     Now, let us eat. [13:54] (Flashback) Livia     Well, this is... [13:56] (Flashback) Noa     It's what? [13:57] (Flashback) Livia     Very similar to grasshoppers      and quite tasty! [14:01] (Flashback) Noa     I've heard people say that     grasshoppers taste like shrimp... [14:04] (Flashback) Noa     But you may be the first in history to say      that shrimp tastes like grasshoppers. [14:09] Noa     Praise be our savior! [14:12] (Flashback) Noa     Are grasshoppers that delicious? [14:14] (Flashback) Livia     Yes. The texture is rather different from     shrimp, but they have a similar flavor. [14:19] (Flashback) Noa     I see. You've gotten me curious about them. [14:23] (Flashback) Livia     In that case, would you like     to try some grasshoppers, Noa-dono? [14:26] (Flashback) Noa     Huh?! [14:28] (Flashback) Livia     Puriketsu-dono is coming over tonight, too. [14:30] (Flashback) Livia     Since you two have done so much for me,     I'd be happy to treat you! [14:36] Noa     And here we are. [14:39] Puriketsu     We're supposed to be deciding on     our band name tonight, but... [14:43] Puriketsu     I think I'll go— [14:45] Noa     Ah, Livia-sama is preparing     a homemade meal for me! [14:50] Noa     I couldn't be happier! [14:52] Noa     But grasshoppers?! [14:55] Livia     Now, please help yourselves, you two! [14:57] Noa     Yes. Th-Thank you for this meal. [15:00] Puriketsu     Th-Thanks... [15:04] Puriketsu     Hey, these nukazuke pickles      go great with rice! [15:07] Livia     Right? I made them myself! [15:10] Livia     Now try some of the     freshly fried grasshoppers! [15:12] Puriketsu     Er, I... [15:14] Puriketsu     Man, this rice is good! [15:14] Noa     This is a holy grasshopper that     Livia-sama herself provided unto me... [15:19] Noa     It would be no exaggeration to say     I'm partaking of the body of Livia-sama. [15:33] Noa     The crunch of the coating     and the saltiness filling my mouth... [15:38] Noa     The texture isn't at all juicy     like a shrimp, but rather dry. [15:42] Noa     Instead of comparing it to shrimp, [15:43] Noa     it's much like the flavor     of dried sakura shrimp. [15:47] Noa     Competing against shrimp tempura,     the shrimp tempura would win, hands down. [15:50] Noa     But the hint of bitterness     would go well with sake, [15:52] Noa     and I could maybe see one out of fifty rather     unique individuals preferring this to shrimp. [15:52] Sign     We have grasshopper tempura. [15:52] Sign     A delicacy [15:52] Sign     We only take cash! [16:01] Livia     What do you think? [16:03] Noa     Yes, it's quite delicious. [16:05] Noa     It would be no exaggeration to say this      is the most exquisite thing I've ever eaten. [16:10] Puriketsu     Uh... [16:11] Livia     I'm very happy to hear     that you like it so much. [16:14] Livia     If I hadn't encountered grasshoppers,      my hungry homeless life [16:19] Livia     just may have broken me. [16:21] Livia     Honestly, I'd say that     grasshoppers were my savior. [16:26] Noa     Unbelievable. I had no idea that     grasshoppers were so special. [16:30] Noa     Livia-sama, why don't we     have your divine statue [16:34] Noa     that we're making hold a grasshopper? [16:37] Livia     That would be wonderful! I want everyone     to find out how amazing grasshoppers are. [16:42] Noa     Are there any other items that     you think would represent you? [16:46] Livia     Hmm, I wonder...     Well, how about a basketball? [16:51] Livia     I had so much fun playing basketball with     Saito-dono and the others back at the clan. [16:55] Noa     Very well. Then I shall have our statue of you [16:58] Noa     holding a grasshopper and a basketball. [17:01] Livia     That sounds just fine to me. [17:05] Noa     These grasshoppers are divine. [17:07] Noa     They pair nicely with rice. [17:08] Livia     Don't they? [17:11] Livia     Mm, yes, they really are scrumptious. [17:14] Livia     But I must say, I vastly prefer     the shrimp tempura we had for lunch. [17:19] Noa     Huh? [17:20] Puriketsu     Livia-chan's totally right!     These pickles are wicked awesome! [17:25] Livia     Wow, you cleaned your plate! [17:27] Livia     I have plenty more grasshoppers,     so please, eat as many as you'd like. [17:49] Noa     No! [17:52] Livia     Stop that at once! [17:55] Noa     Livia-sama?! [17:56] Livia     My name is not Livia! [17:58] Livia     Hup! [17:59] Livia     My name is... [18:02] Livia     Grasshopper the Savior! [18:10] Noa     O-O great savior! [18:17] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:18] Noa     How about this for our band name? [18:19] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:21] Puriketsu     Fine by me, I guess. [18:23] Livia     I'm also fine with it... [18:25] Livia     But why? [18:27] Noa     It came to me in a dream. [18:28] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [18:32] Sign     #ThePrincessandAge [18:34] Sosuke     Sara. [18:35] Sosuke     Do you happen to know your birthday? [18:38] Sara     The fourteenth day of the fifth month of the     427th year of the imperial calendar. [18:43] Sosuke     And what would that be in AD? [18:46] Sara     Hmm... Wait a moment as     I do some calculations. [18:50] Sara     Let's see. Nobunaga-sama was born in 1534 AD,     so the first year of our calendar would be... [18:57] Sara     Okay, now to convert that     to this world's calendar... [19:01] Sara     I've got it! [19:03] Sosuke     July 6th, 2012? [19:06] Sosuke     Wait, didn't you say you were thirteen? [19:09] Sara     Indeed. [19:10] Sosuke     Then isn't this a year off? [19:13] Sosuke     If that's your birthday,     you'd be twelve this year. [19:17] Sara     Hmm... [19:19] Sara     Oh! [19:20] Sosuke     So you were wrong? [19:21] Sara     No. In my world, we start counting     your age at one when you're born, [19:25] Sara     then add another year on the     first day of every lunar year. [19:29] Sosuke     Oh, like the way we did it in old times. [19:31] Sosuke     Nowadays in Japan,     you start at zero when you're born, [19:34] Sosuke     and you age up a year when you hit      your birthday like in the West. [19:37] Sara     I see. [19:40] Sosuke     So, something unexpected just happened... [19:43] Sara     Hmm? [19:44] Sosuke     This means that you'll be going [19:46] Sosuke     to elementary school rather than junior high. [19:51] Sara     Oh dear. [19:56] Sosuke     Despite that hiccup right before     we pulled the trigger on our plan, [20:00] Sosuke     getting her family register was a breeze. [20:03] Sosuke     All the necessary documents were flawless, [20:05] Sosuke     and her birth certificate     was accepted without issue. [20:10] Sign     Sara Kusanagi [20:10] Sosuke     And so the seventh princess of     the Ofim Empire, Sara da Odin, [20:14] Sosuke     officially became the daughter of a     Japanese man named Sosuke Kusanagi, [20:18] Sosuke     and was henceforth     legally known as Sara Kusanagi. [20:20] Sign     Sara Kusanagi [20:20] Sign     Grade Schooler [20:25] Sara     All right, let's go. [20:27] Sosuke     Yeah. [20:28] Kusanagi     Yes, let's go. [20:33] Sosuke     Why are you tagging along, too? [20:36] Kusanagi     Why wouldn't a grandfather walk his precious      granddaughter to school on her first day? [20:40] Sosuke     I mean, some might see them off,     but most wouldn't go with them. [20:44] Kusanagi     It's just to the gate, so chill. [20:46] Kusanagi     Besides, need I remind you     who bought Sara-chan's backpack? [20:51] (Flashback) Sosuke     That's steep! [20:53] (Flashback) Sosuke     You could be a damn PS5! [20:55] (Flashback) Kusanagi     Sara-chan, your grandpa will     buy you whatever you'd like. [20:58] (Flashback) Kusanagi     You don't need to worry about the price     at all. What color would you like? [21:03] (Flashback) Sara     I want the same kind that Conan-kun has! [21:06] (Flashback) Kusanagi     I see! I guess you're going to be     a great detective in the future! [21:13] Sara     Oh, it's fine! [21:16] Sara     I'm quite happy to be walking to school     with both of you, Sosuke and Grandpa! [21:20] Kusanagi     Yes, indeed. You're such      a good girl, Sara-chan. [21:27] Sara     Sosuke! If you don't hurry up,     I'm going to leave you behind! [21:34] Sosuke     Coming. [23:07] Sign     I hope Yuna can have fun at her new school.     -Mami Naganawa [23:12] Sign     Gifu Municipal     Sawara Middle School [23:12] Sign     Sawara Middle [23:13] Female Teacher     This is Yuna Naganawa-san,     who'll be joining us starting today. [23:15] Sign     Yuna     Naganawa [23:17] Female Teacher     Naganawa-san, please introduce yourself. [23:21] Sign     Sara [23:21] Sign     In call [23:21] Sara     By the way, apparently, I'm actually twelve. [23:24] Sara     I'm now going to an elementary school. [23:27] (Flashback) Yuna     What? [23:33] Female Teacher     Naganawa-san? [23:38] Yuna     How... [23:40] Female Teacher     How? [23:43] Yuna     H-How... [23:46] Yuna     How dare you deceive me like this?! [23:52] Sign     #TheLonerMiddleSchooler [23:55] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     I have successfully spent my day as a     completely normal grade school student. [24:00] Sosuke     Did you make any friends? [24:02] Sara     Indeed! I believe I have made four     boyfriends and three retainers! [24:07] Sosuke     You sure nothing happened? E9 - The Demon Lord's Descendant Makes Her Grade School Debut Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Sara Kusanagi [00:02] Sign     #TheDemonLord'sDescendantMakesHerGradeSchoolDebut [00:02] Sara     I am Sara Kusanagi, and I will     be your classmate starting today. [00:06] Sara     I have never been to school before,     so I may impose upon you, [00:11] Sara     but I hope you'll be friends with me. [00:15] Girl A     Why haven't you been to school before? [00:17] Sara     It's rather complicated. [00:19] Girl A     Like how? [00:20] Yamashita     Come on, stop prying into another     student's family circumstances. [00:24] Girl A     Okay. [00:25] (Flashback) Principal     About the new transfer student,      Kusanagi-san... [00:28] (Flashback) Principal     Make sure not to pry into her business. [00:31] (Flashback) Principal     Got it? [00:32] (Flashback) Yamashita     But sir, this student has clearly     been through a lot, and she's [00:37] (Flashback) Yamashita     transferring with barely any explanation... [00:40] (Flashback) Principal     Please, just leave it. [00:43] Sara     I cannot divulge where I hail from      or was raised, [00:46] Sara     but you may inquire as to     my hobbies or favorite foods. [00:52] Yamashita     She talks like she's some     sort of old-world royalty... [00:57] Yamashita     Is a princess from the Sengoku period     hiding her true identity [01:01] Yamashita     while going to a normal school? [01:04] Yamashita     Nah, of course not. [02:41] Sara     And there. [02:42] Yamashita     Th-That's correct. [02:45] Yasunaga     Looks like a big shot has entered the ring. [02:46] Sign     Yayoi Yasunaga [02:46] Sign     Grade Schooler [02:48] Yasunaga     She's cute and she's smart? [02:51] Yasunaga     I guess it wouldn't hurt to make friends. [02:55] Okumura     K-Kusanagi-san, what cram school do you go to? [02:56] Sign     Hideto Okumura [02:56] Sign     One of the Four     Hottie Kings     of Class 6-2 [02:59] Sara     Cram school? I don't go to cram school. [03:03] Okumura     Then do you have a private tutor? [03:04] Sara     I don't currently have a private tutor, no. [03:07] Okumura     I don't believe it... I never thought     anyone would beat me in math. [03:12] Okumura     People hate me for my rotten personality. [03:14] Okumura     My looks and academics are all I have,     so if you take my academics, [03:17] Okumura     what do I have left? [03:19] Sara     Now, don't be so glum. [03:22] Sara     I would have had a harder time     in any other subject. [03:25] Okumura     R-Really? Thank goodness. [03:28] Yasunaga     She can even be thoughtful. [03:30] Yasunaga     Not bad! [03:32] Okumura     I've never met a lady as wise as you! [03:36] Okumura     Please go out with me! [03:38] Sara     That's rather sudden, but your     promptness rates highly with me. [03:43] Sara     Let us begin by being friends. [03:46] Okumura     A-All right! [03:48] Okumura     I swear that I'll capture your heart! [03:50] Sara     Indeed. I look forward to it, Hideto Okumura. [03:54] Okumura     Wait, I didn't tell you my name, did I? [03:57] Sara     Before entering the classroom this morning, [03:59] Sara     I looked at the class photo to memorize      everyone's names and faces. [04:04] Okumura     Wow. You're amazing. [04:07] Yasunaga     Say, Kusanagi-san, why don't we hang out? [04:11] Sara     You're Yayoi Yasunaga, Yoko Chikada,      and Shizuka Tsuyama. [04:15] Sara     I would love to. [04:16] Tsuyama     Wow, she really did memorize our names! [04:19] Chikada     Where did you used to live, Kusanagi-san? [04:22] Sara     I lived alone with my mother      in a faraway land. [04:26] Sara     She recently passed, and now I'm here     with my father, who lives in Gifu. [04:31] Chikada     Must be hard. [04:33] Sara     'Tis nothing. Life in this     country is quite enjoyable. [04:36] Sara     I also get along with my father, [04:39] Sara     though I worry, since he's such a pushover. [04:42] Tsuyama     Huh! So, what does your father do? [04:45] Sara     He's a detective. [04:46] Miyazaki     A detective? Your dad's a detective? For real? [04:47] Sign     Kotaro Miyazaki [04:47] Sign     One of the Four Hottie     Kings of Class 6-2 [04:50] Sara     For real. [04:51] Miyazaki     Whoa! That's totally awesome! [04:54] Sara     Isn't it, though? [04:56] Sara     By the way, what are you lot doing? [04:58] Miyazaki     Never heard of a ruler battle? [05:00] Sara     Rule battle? [05:01] Miyazaki     Ruler battle! [05:03] Sara     And what is this "ruler battle"? [05:04] Miyazaki     We battle with rulers! [05:06] Sara     You keep talking but manage to say nothing. [05:09] Miyazaki     You go like this... and if you knock off     the other guy's ruler, you win! [05:13] Sara     Oho, that seems rather amusing. [05:16] Miyazaki     You want in? [05:18] Sara     Indeed. [05:18] Yasunaga     Excuse me, Miyazaki-san.     Kusanagi-san was talking to us. [05:23] Sara     Then why don't we all     join in ruler battle? [05:23] Sign     Hida Beef [05:27] Chikada     We're not really interested     in childish games like that. [05:31] Sara     Then I guess I will be     the only one participating. [05:34] Sara     Hup! [05:36] Boy A     She managed it from that far?! [05:38] Sara     Take that! [05:39] Boy B     She got me again! [05:41] Sara     Hiyah! [05:43] Boy C     How is your control that good? [05:46] Sara     I am quite confident     in my mathematical abilities. [05:49] Boy C     What's that mean? [05:50] Okumura     It means Kusanagi-san is able to calculate     where to flick on the ruler [05:55] Okumura     and at what angle to send it     in the right direction [05:58] Okumura     with precise force. [06:00] Miyazaki     I have no idea what you just said,     but that rules! [06:02] Miyazaki     I've never met a girl that's     better than me at ruler battles! [06:05] Miyazaki     Let's get married! [06:07] Sara     You are also quite prompt. [06:10] Sara     Let us start off as friends. [06:13] English Teacher     Now then, Mr. Konta! First speech! [06:17] Konta     Yes! [06:18] Sign     Hideyoshi Konta [06:18] Sign     One of the Four     Hottie Kings     of Class 6-2 [06:18] Konta     I speak English very, very good!     Oh, so very, very good! [06:22] Sign     °Actually hate speech in fluent English that's unbearable to listen to [06:22] Boy D     Awesome! [06:22] Konta     Extremely very, very good!     For real very, very good! [06:24] Girl     I have no idea what he said, but he's great! [06:27] Miyazaki     Dude's English is very, very good. [06:30] English Teacher     Next up, let's have the transfer student,     Miss Kusanagi, do an easy self intro. [06:35] English Teacher     Are you up for the challenge? [06:38] Sara     Indeed, I am always up for a challenge. [06:43] Sara     This is a short skit I call "Sushi Shop." [06:46] Yasunaga     Huh?! [06:47] Sara     That was delicious! How much? [06:49] Sara     Here's your hamachi! [06:51] Sara     No, I'm asking how much (ikura). [06:52] Sara     Here's your ikura! [06:53] Sara     No, no! How much? [06:55] Sara     Here's your hamachi! [06:56] Sara     No! How much is it (ikura deska)?! [06:59] Sara     No, this is hamachi! [07:02] Sara     Yeah, I'm done with this! [07:04] Sara     Thank you very much. [07:07] Yasuanga     Her pronunciation was a mess,     and that wasn't even an introduction, [07:11] Yasuanga     but the nerve to pull a skit     out of nowhere is incredible. [07:14] Yasuanga     What's with her? [07:17] Konta     I speak English very, very good!     Oh, so very, very good! [07:17] Sign     I'm shocked to find such a cute and funny girl living in our island nation! Please be my girlfriend! [07:21] Konta     Extremely very, very good!     Like, for real very, very good! [07:25] Sara     I haven't the slightest what you're     saying, but I think I get the gist. [07:25] Konta     Extremely for real very, very good! [07:28] Sara     Let's start off as friends. [07:30] Konta     Girlfriend?! [07:31] Sara     Nay. Just friends. [07:34] Class Lead     Let's eat. [07:36] All     Let's eat. [07:40] Sara     Hmm... [07:42] Sign     Every Morning Milk [07:42] Sara     Why milk? [07:44] Miyazaki     If you don't like milk,     want me to drink yours? [07:47] Sara     I don't dislike milk, but why have they      paired it with white rice? [07:52] Yasunaga     You amateur. [07:53] Sign     Hatsushimo: A type of rice that is mostly produced in the Mino area of Gifu Prefecture. Each grain is big, and texturally, it's firm and not very sticky.     It also has the perfect amount of sweetness. Because it's delicious even when cold, it's perfect for bento, as well as sushi rice and fried rice.     It's also an excellent base for Japanese sake. [07:54] Yasunaga     All school lunches in Gifu City     use Hatsushimo. [07:57] Yasunaga     Be it with milk, juice, bread, or even pasta,     Hatsushimo pairs perfectly with any dish. [08:02] Yasunaga     You could even have a side of     Koshihikari rice with your Hatsushimo. [08:07] Sara     Then again, I suppose some people     enjoy rice porridge made with milk. [08:12] Sara     'Tis not bad! [08:13] Yasunaga     She's so open-minded! [08:15] Yasunaga     And she's really good at using chopsticks! [08:18] Miyazaki     You eat super fast! Were you that hungry? [08:22] Sara     Indeed. My family is poor, so we     don't get much for breakfast. [08:25] Sign     Every Morning Milk [08:29] Sign     Mahiro Iino [08:29] Sign     One of the Four Hottie     Kings of Class 6-2 [08:30] Boy D     Iino-san, who only comes to school to eat, [08:32] Boy D     just gave his dessert to someone else? [08:34] Girl A     He's basically asking her out! [08:37] Sara     What's with this mandarin? [08:39] Iino     Y-You can have it. [08:40] Sara     Is this some kind of pity gesture? [08:44] Iino     I-I really like people who l-look      like they really enjoy their food. [08:50] Sara     Ah, I see! I also like people     who enjoy their food. [08:56] Okumura     Ah, our lunches are perfectly balanced      nutritionally yet again today! [09:00] Miyazaki     Our school lunch is so good! [09:02] Miyazaki     It's super-ultra-hyper miraculously delicious! [09:04] Konta     Oh, yummy! Delicious! Tasty! [09:08] Yasunaga     No way. Each one of our Four Hottie Kings     has fallen for Kusanagi-san. [09:15] Sara     Such lively lunchtimes make for great fun! [09:18] Tsuyama     Don't you think the transfer's     getting a little ahead of herself? [09:22] Chikada     She totally is.     That girl's definitely a hussy. [09:25] Yasunaga     Hey, what does "hussy" mean? [09:27] Chikada     No idea, but my dad calls my mom     that all the time when he's mad. [09:33] Yasunaga     Yeah, she might be getting ahead of herself. [09:36] Yasunaga     As the children's chairwoman, [09:37] Yasunaga     I guess I'm going to have      to give this hussy a warning. [09:53] Yasunaga     Here they come! [09:56] Tsuyama     Hrgh! My stomach hurts all of a sudden. [10:00] Chikada     Oh no! I'll take her to the nurse's office, [10:03] Chikada     so you get the hula hoops      and go on without us, Kusanagi-san. [10:06] Sara     Will you be all right? I can go with you. [10:10] Tsuyama     I'm fine. I think Yasunaga-san's     waiting for you. [10:14] Sara     Very well. [10:23] Sara     Hello? There's still someone in here! [10:27] Yasunaga     I'll let you out when our lunch break is over,     so you can think about what you've done. [10:28] Sara     Hello? [10:29] Sara     Hello? [10:31] Sara     Hello? Oh well. What recourse do I have? [10:42] Sara     Oh, you three are still here. [10:45] Chikada     Did you actually snib the door? [10:45] Sign     "Snib the door": Gifu dialect. Means to lock the door. [10:47] Yasunaga     I did! [10:48] Sara     Let's hurry and go play.     Lunch will be over before long. [10:52] Yasunaga     K-Kusanagi-san, you're not mad? [10:56] Sara     There's hardly any point in getting     angry over childish pranks. [11:00] Yasunaga     Pranks? [11:01] Sara     I can gather why you decided to do this, [11:04] Sara     but it'd be far more constructive to better     yourselves than drag others down. [11:12] Yasunaga     Her kindness is on another level. [11:13] Yasunaga     Everything about her is. [11:17] Yasunaga     Kusanagi-san... No, Sara Kusanagi-sama. [11:20] Sara     Hmm? [11:22] Yasunaga     Please make me your dog, Sara-sama! [11:24] Sara     Huh? What are you talking about? [11:26] Yasunaga     You can make me your dog, your gofer, your     minion, your retainer, your slave! Anything! [11:31] Yasunaga     Please allow me to stay by your side!     I'll do anything! [11:36] Sara     Couldn't you just be my friend? [11:37] Yasunaga     I wouldn't dare call myself     your friend, Sara-sama! [11:41] Yasunaga     I want to serve you and grow as a person! [11:45] Sara     Er, I honestly couldn't care less     about your growth as a person... [11:54] Sara     Oh, very well. Yayoi Yasunaga,     I hereby dub thee my retainer. [12:01] Sara     Do your best. [12:04] Yasunaga     Yes, my lord! [12:06] Tsuyama and Chikaida     Yes, my lord! [12:08] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [12:08] Sign     RAICHO [12:11] Sosuke     School should be over soon. [12:14] Sosuke     I hope Sara didn't stand out     too much in a bad way. [12:19] Sara     I'm back! [12:20] Sosuke     Hey, welcome home. [12:21] Sosuke     How was your first day of school? [12:24] Sara     It was quite fun. Also, the     school lunches are delicious. [12:28] Sosuke     That's good to hear. [12:29] Sosuke     Did you run into any trouble? [12:31] Sara     None at all! [12:32] Sara     I have successfully spent my day as a     completely normal grade school student. [12:38] Sosuke     Did you make any friends? [12:39] Sara     Indeed! I believe I have made four     boyfriends and three retainers! [12:46] Sosuke     You sure nothing happened? [12:49] Sign     Gifu Municipal     Sawara Middle School [12:49] Sign     #DetectiveAwakening [12:52] Yuna     Now I've gone and done it... [12:55] (Flashback) Yuna     How dare you deceive me like this?! [13:00] (Flashback) Student B     This chick's crazy. [13:02] (Flashback) Student C     Definitely keeping my distance. [13:04] Yuna     This is all Sara's fault. [13:06] Yuna     Worse yet, she's apparently having     a great time in grade school. [13:08] Sign     Sara [13:08] Sign     My first day at grade school was so fun!     The school lunch was so good! [13:08] Sign     Huh... [13:10] Yuna     I mean, it wouldn't kill     her to apologize, would it? [13:13] Yuna     Why am I the one stuck feeling     so frustrated and awkward?! [13:18] Yuna     What was even the point     of me transferring? [13:21] Kamata     Come on, hurry it up. [13:23] Seto     Our break's going to end soon. [13:26] Imahariyama     P-Please no... [13:26] Noda     Did you say something? [13:28] Kamata     Go on! [13:29] Imahariyama     No! [13:29] Imahariyama     I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me! [13:32] Seto     What are you apologizing for? [13:33] Kamata     Did you do something bad? [13:36] Kamata     Guess we need to punish you, then. [13:37] Imahariyama     No! [13:38] Yuna     I guess there's bullying at this school too. [13:44] Noda     Crap, someone's in here. [13:46] Kamata     Tch. Let's go. [13:50] Yuna     Are they bullying you? [13:52] Imahariyama     N-No! [13:56] Kamata     Go on! [13:57] Imahariyama     No! [13:58] Imahariyama     I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me! [13:58] Sign     Let's keep the toilets clean. [13:58] Sign     Don't flush     anything other     than toilet paper [13:59] Seto     What are you apologizing for? [13:59] Yuna     I ended up recording them without     thinking, but what should I do? [14:01] Kamata     Did you do something bad? [14:04] Sign     Class 1-3 [14:06] Imahariyama     "I see, I see. So that's how you are." [14:10] Yuna     That voice... It's definitely her. [14:13] Yuna     Third on the roster, Mizuki Imahariyama. [14:13] Sign     Mizuki Imahariyama [14:17] Sign     Gifu Municipal     Sawara Middle School [14:17] Sign     The Next Day [14:27] Kamata     Took you long enough. [14:28] Imahariyama     I-I'm sorry, Senpai. [14:30] Noda     Well, you brought some today, didn't you? [14:33] Imaharhiyama     U-Um... [14:34] Seto     What? You didn't bring any again today? [14:37] Imahariyama     I-I'm sorry! [14:39] Imahariyama     But I don't have any allowance left... [14:42] Imahariyama     I'm sure I'll get more at New Year's. [14:44] Kamata     What? But we're going to karaoke today. [14:48] Imahariyama     I-I'm not sure what to say... [14:49] Yuna     So she's being threatened by upperclassmen. [14:51] Yuna     That's the worst. [14:53] Noda     I guess we'll have to teach you     a lesson... as your senpais. [14:57] Imahariyama     Please forgive me. Please. [15:00] Kamata     Oh, come on. Don't cry. [15:02] Kamata     You're making it seem     like we're bullying you. [15:04] Seto     Well, let's go to the counseling room. [15:06] Noda     By that, we mean the bathroom. [15:08] Seto     Which one should we use?     The third floor again? [15:11] Noda     But someone was in there yesterday. [15:13] Kamata     I'm sure they don't have to crap      two days in a row. [15:20] Seto     All right, third floor bathroom it is. [15:22] Yuna     Oh, Imahariyama-san! [15:24] Imahariyama     Huh? [15:25] Yuna     There you are. I've been looking for you. [15:28] Imahariyama     Um... Naganawa-san? [15:30] Yuna     The teacher wants you. [15:32] Yuna     And is pretty angry, too. [15:34] Yuna     You should definitely hurry. [15:36] Imahariyama     R-Right. Thanks... [15:42] Imahariyama     Did you just save me? [15:44] Yuna     Yeah, kinda. [15:45] Imahariyama     Um... But why? [15:47] Yuna     Just because. [15:49] Yuna     More importantly, what's their deal?     They're second-years, aren't they? [15:53] Imahariyama     This doesn't concern you, Naganawa-san. [15:56] Yuna     Is there a reason you want     to keep this a secret? [15:59] Imahariyama     They're my senpais on the basketball team. [16:02] Imahariyama     They started bullying me when I got      chosen as a regular over them. [16:09] Imahariyama     Then it just kept getting worse... [16:12] Imahariyama     If this becomes a huge deal, we might not     be able to compete in the winter tournament. [16:17] Imahariyama     So please, don't tell any teachers. [16:20] Yuna     Do your other teammates     know that you're being bullied? [16:24] Imahariyama     I'm sure they suspect something is going on. [16:27] Yuna     I see. What lovely teammates. [16:32] Yuna     If you're really okay with how things     are right now, I won't do anything. [16:36] Yuna     But if you do want to do something,      I'll help you. [16:41] Imahariyama     Help me how? [16:42] Yuna     Well, we can ask a lawyer to help gather     some evidence to send to the police. [16:42] Sign     Please conserve water [16:46] Imahariyama     The police?! [16:48] Yuna     I mean, all a teacher's gonna do     is maybe give them a warning. [16:52] Yuna     We need to get some solid evidence     and then have the lawyer [16:55] Yuna     send some documents via certified mail. [16:58] Imahariyama     How do I get evidence, though? [17:01] Yuna     Are there any messages on your phone,     like them asking for money? [17:05] Imahariyama     Nothing that brazen, I don't think. [17:08] Yuna     Hmm, in that case, I guess we'll     have to gather some new evidence. [17:13] Imahariyama     Hey... will gathering evidence and asking     a lawyer for help really end the bullying? [17:19] Yuna     It worked for me, at least. [17:23] Yuna     I mean, even if the bullying ends,     it's not like everything goes back to normal. [17:28] Yuna     And I don't know what'll     happen with your team. [17:33] Imahariyama     Naganawa-san... please help me! [17:43] Yuna     It's cheap, but... [17:49] Sign     Kama [17:49] Sign     Now [17:49] Sign     You're late [17:54] Kamata     What? There's only 3,000 yen here. [17:58] Kamata     I told you to bring some 10,000 yen bills. [18:00] Imahariyama     U-Um, Kamata-senpai,     Seto-senpai, Noda-senpai... [18:00] Sign     The roof is     off limits [18:05] Kamata     What? [18:06] Imahariyama     Please let this be the last time... [18:08] Imahariyama     you take money from me! [18:10] Kamata     What? Could you not make it     sound like we're robbing you? [18:15] Imahariyama     B-But this is nothing more than extortion! [18:17] Noda     What? Who do you think you are? [18:21] Noda     I guess we need to teach     you a lesson after all. [18:27] Imahariyama     It's the team captain. Might be urgent. [18:30] Kamata     Tch. Don't you dare tell her we're with you. [18:33] Imahariyama     R-Right. [18:35] Imahariyama     Hello? [18:36] Yuna     The footage we got is perfect. Good work. [18:40] Imahariyama     Oh, really? [18:41] Yuna     Yeah. [18:42] Imahariyama     S-Sorry, I forgot. [18:45] Yuna     Let's meet up in the bathroom. [18:47] Imahariyama     All right. I'll be right there. [18:50] Imahariyama     Please excuse me! [18:54] Sign     Let's keep the toilets clean. [18:55] Yuna     Good work. [18:57] Imahariyama     Thanks... [18:58] Yuna     Okay, I'll send you the video. [18:58] Sign     Please conserve water [19:00] Imahariyama     Okay. [19:03] Yuna     It's up to you what you do with that evidence. [19:05] Sign     Let's keep the toilets clean. [19:06] Yuna     You can show a teacher, get a lawyer,      or take it to the police. [19:10] Yuna     Consider your options carefully. [19:12] Imahariyama     Yeah, I will. [19:15] Yuna     Okay, I'm gonna go grab the camera. [19:15] Sign     Let's keep the toilets clean. [19:18] Imahariyama     Thank you so much.     You're amazing, Naganawa-san. [19:22] Yuna     How so? [19:23] Imahariyama     You're just like a detective. [19:23] Sign     Let's keep the toilets clean. [19:26] Yuna     N-Not really. Actual detectives     are way more amazing... [19:32] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [19:32] Sign     RAICHO [19:33] Sosuke     Thanks for coming by. [19:36] Sosuke     She's been getting really lonely lately     since she hasn't been able to see you. [19:40] Yuna     Really? [19:41] Sara     I-I wasn't particularly lonely! [19:44] Sosuke     Oh, really? [19:45] Sosuke     "Yuna's replies have been so cold lately."     Pretty sure I heard you say that. [19:50] Sara     D-Do not spread such malicious lies!     I haven't said anything of the sort! [19:55] Sosuke     You totally did. [19:56] Sara     What? At what hour, minute,     and second did I say that? [19:59] Sara     If you insist that I said that, I want proof! [20:02] Yuna     Huh. So I guess you were lonely     not being able to see me. [20:07] Sara     Well... I was worried that     I may have angered you. [20:12] Sosuke     Yeah, anyone would get mad if you [20:14] Sosuke     suddenly broke a promise      like going to middle school together. [20:19] Yuna     You don't have to worry about that anymore. [20:21] Yuna     I know you didn't mean     anything malicious by it. [20:24] Sara     Really?! [20:25] Yuna     Yeah. [20:26] Sara     Oh, thank goodness! [20:28] Sara     Honestly, we could have just lied     about my age so I could go to middle school, [20:32] Sara     but I chose not to so I could     receive the title "Grade School Detective." [20:36] Sara     I'm so glad you understand, though. [20:39] Yuna     Wait a minute, damn it. [20:40] Sosuke     Well, it's certainly true that     she considers you a dear friend. [20:45] Sosuke     I hope you'll continue being friends. [20:47] Yuna     Oh, actually, I'm not here to see Sara today. [20:51] Yuna     Um, Kaburaya... Kusanagi-san? [20:54] Sosuke     You can just call me whatever's easiest. [20:56] Yuna     Okay, Mister. [20:57] Sosuke     M-Mister— [20:59] Yuna     How do you become a detective? [21:01] Sara     Oh? You wish to become     a detective too, Yuna? [21:05] Yuna     Not exactly. I'm just curious      about them right now. [21:08] Yuna     Something happened at school. [21:10] Sara     Don't tell me you're getting bullied again! [21:13] Yuna     No. [21:16] Yuna     I saved a classmate who was getting bullied. [21:19] Yuna     So I did what you showed me before. [21:22] Sara     Well done, Yuna. [21:25] Sosuke     This is some pretty solid evidence. [21:26] Yuna     The thing is... I had a lot of fun. [21:30] Yuna     I got all excited when I was tailing them      and when I was hiding the camera. [21:34] Yuna     That was more compelling than any     desire I had to help my classmate. [21:40] Yuna     Maybe that's wrong. Is it bad that I want      to become a detective because of it? [21:45] Sosuke     No, I don't think so. [21:48] Yuna     Really? [21:49] Sosuke     Yeah. At my former agency, the reason     most people wanted to become detectives [21:54] Sosuke     was "because it seemed fun." [21:56] Sara     Indeed. Though detectives work for justice,      nothing beats having a fun job. [22:02] Yuna     I see... [22:04] Yuna     So I can pursue this because it's fun. [22:09] Yuna     Thanks, Mister! [22:11] Yuna     I'm going to become a     detective in the future! [23:50] Sign     I swear, as Sara Kusanagi-sama's loyal retainer, that I will serve     her faithfully. Also, may we have a plentiful crop again this year.     -Yayoi Yasunaga [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Livia     This machine is calling me! [23:57] Livia     Let us fight fair and square! [23:59] Livia     Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when     all those exciting visuals are playing! [24:05] Livia     It hurts so much more than     just losing regularly! E10 - Multiplying Princesses Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Sara     Come now, children. You must     walk on the side of the road. [00:02] Sign     #MultiplyingPrincesses [00:06] Boy B and C     Okay. [00:07] Sara     Splendid. What a decorous response. [00:09] Yume     Hey, hey. [00:10] Sign     Yume Mizusawa [00:11] Yume     How come you talk so funny, lady? [00:14] Sara     This manner of speech     is somewhat like my dialect. [00:17] Yume     What's a dialect? [00:19] Sara     A dialect is normally a linguistic     system specific to a certain region [00:24] Sara     that differs from the standard language. [00:27] Sara     But beyond that, there are social dialects [00:31] Sara     that exist within the same community [00:33] Sara     and change based on your part      of said community. [00:36] Sara     The way I speak is essentially a hybrid     of a local and social dialect. [00:41] Sara     Do you understand now? [00:42] Yume     Nope! [00:44] Yume     Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"? [00:47] Sara     "Warawa" is a first-person pronoun,     like how others use "boku" and "watashi." [00:52] Sara     This is top secret,     but I happen to be a princess. [00:57] Yume     What?! [00:58] Sara     And princesses use "warawa"     when they refer to themselves! [01:02] Yume     So I should use it too? [01:03] Sara     Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion? [01:05] Yume     Because my mommy and daddy     always call me their princess! [01:12] Sara     My, your parents say lovely things. [01:15] Sara     All girls are indeed princesses.     We should all use "warawa"! [01:19] Yume     Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now! [01:21] Sara     Very good. Warawa to your heart's content. [01:23] Girl A     Hey, hey, what's "warawa"? [01:26] Yume     Apparently it's what all girls     are supposed to call themselves. [01:29] Yume     So warawa am warawa! [01:32] Girl A     Wow! [01:33] Girl B     Does that mean I should use it too? [01:35] Yume     Yeah, you should! [01:37] Girl A     Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today! [01:39] Girl C     Me too! [01:39] Sara     My goodness. Children are     just so impressionable. [01:40] Girls     Warawa! Warawa! [03:14] Sign     #GamblerLadyKnight [03:16] Noa     So this is what your skin feels like... [03:19] Noa     I am so unworthy! [03:21] Noa     Thank you for blessing me.     Thank you for blessing me. [03:21] Livia     Noa-dono? [03:23] Livia     Er... what purpose does this serve? [03:28] Noa     We are in the final stages     of creating your statue, [03:31] Noa     therefore we cannot rely on machines.     We need the delicate touch of human hands. [03:35] Noa     Which means that I must ingrain     the feel of your skin into my fingers. [03:42] Livia     I see. When will the dolls be completed? [03:47] Noa     I-I believe I can come up with a     prototype in about three days. [03:51] Livia     Brilliant. We'll make it      in time for Christmas. [03:55] Livia     Could I perchance have one of the     dolls when they are complete? [03:59] Noa     Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas? [04:04] Livia     I heard it's customary in this nation     to give a present to someone special to you. [04:10] Livia     So I'd like to give my doll as my gift. [04:13] Noa     A-And who is your special someone? [04:15] Livia     That would be my master. [04:17] Noa     Our savior's master?! [04:19] Noa     Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god? [04:22] Noa     Has the divine descended on our     world in the present age? [04:25] Livia     As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior. [04:29] Livia     I came to this world with my master,     serving as an attendant. [04:34] Noa     Oh, I see. [04:36] Livia     Even while I'm here in this world,     it is my duty to protect the princess. [04:41] Noa     Princess? So your master is a woman? [04:45] Livia     Yes. [04:45] Noa     How old is she? [04:47] Livia     I believe thirteen or so. [04:48] Noa     Thirteen... [04:50] Noa     And where is she right now? Do you not     need to be by her side to protect her? [04:56] Livia     My princess is so capable     that I cannot compare! [05:00] Livia     She's already used her abilities     to find her place in this world. [05:05] Livia     With how low I've fallen, I have     no right to serve her as I am now. [05:10] Noa     Please don't say such things, Livia-sama. [05:14] Noa     You have already saved me     just by being by my side. [05:20] Livia     I'm glad to hear that! [05:23] Livia     A-Also, that tickles a bit... [05:26] Noa     Now, Livia-sama, let us continue     getting your measurements! [05:29] Noa     I need the minutest of details      from top to bottom. [05:31] Livia     Er, um, maybe not there— [05:33] Noa     Oh, no! I am recreating the     precious figure of our savior! [05:37] Noa     I cannot allow even the     smallest of compromises! [05:39] Livia     U-U-Um, I... Uh... [05:48] Sign     Temp [05:48] Sign     Humidity [05:48] Noa     By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about     time for you to go play pachinko? [05:52] Livia     Oh, you're right! [05:54] Noa     Here are your war funds for the day. [05:56] Livia     Thank you very much. [05:59] Livia     I shall now be heading out. [06:01] Noa     Godspeed, Livia-sama! [06:07] Livia     I must find a machine that     will allow me to win. [06:09] (Flashback) Kurinohara     Once you become a seasoned gambler, [06:12] (Flashback) Kurinohara     you can actually hear the     machines talk to you. [06:14] (Flashback) Livia     They speak to you? [06:16] (Flashback) Kurinohara     Exactly! The voice within the     machines beckons you! [06:20] (Flashback) Kurinohara     "Play me," they say! [06:36] Livia     This machine is calling me! [06:38] Livia     Let us fight fair and square! [06:55] Livia     Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when     all those exciting visuals are playing! [07:01] Livia     It hurts so much more than     just losing regularly! [07:01] Sign     Famous Gifu Tanmen     Gifu Flagship Shop [07:01] Sign     "When you think of Gifu..." [07:01] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [07:01] Sign     Gifu Flagship Store [07:07] Takeo     Heya, Livia-chan. [07:09] Takeo     You seem irritated. [07:10] Livia     Takeo-dono! [07:12] Livia     How dare you deceive me last time! [07:14] Takeo     What do you mean? [07:16] Livia     The part-time job from the other day! [07:18] Livia     How dare you lead me down the path     of becoming an evil reseller?! [07:24] Takeo     What? There's nothing bad about reselling. [07:27] Takeo     It's not against the law or anything. [07:29] Livia     E-Either way, I will never fall     for any of your tricks again! [07:34] Takeo     Yeah, okay. [07:36] Takeo     By the way, Livia-chan,     what are you up to these days? [07:40] Livia     I-I'm helping with some product development     for a certain organization... [07:45] Takeo     Wow, sounds like you're doing great! [07:47] Takeo     So what's got you so irritated? [07:49] Livia     I'm not. I just suffered     a minor defeat at pachinko. [07:52] Takeo     Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko     is all about luck, after all. [07:57] Livia     All about luck... you say? [07:59] Livia     But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers [08:02] Livia     can tell which machines will allow you to win. [08:05] Takeo     If he could actually tell winning machines,     he wouldn't be homeless right now. [08:09] Livia     A-A valid point! [08:10] Takeo     Pachinko is all about enjoying      the bells and whistles. [08:13] Takeo     Winning and losing come second. [08:15] Livia     I-I see... [08:17] Takeo     If you want to be a real gambler,      you gotta get into horse or bike racing. [08:21] Livia     Oh? Horse racing, you say? [08:21] Sign     Off-Site Sales in Operation [08:21] Sign     Kasamatsu Racetrack [08:26] Livia     As a true warrior, I can tell which     horse is the best at a mere glance! [08:33] Livia     Noa-dono, today is finally the     day I pay you back double! [08:37] Announcer     Thank you for coming to our racetrack today. [08:38] Livia     No, not this one... [08:40] Livia     Not this one either. [08:42] Announcer     Tomorrow, we will be opening     our doors at 10 AM, [08:42] Livia     Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least     find a 5-8 from the last race... [08:46] Announcer     and the first race sales will begin at 10:50. [08:48] Noa     How did it go, Livia-sama? [08:49] Announcer     The first race starts at 11:50. [08:51] Livia     Noa-dono... What are you doing here? [08:53] Announcer     We await your next visit. [08:54] Noa     The first sample of the Livia-sama     doll is finally complete, [08:58] Noa     so I wanted to let you know immediately. [09:00] Livia     Oh, I see! Thank you for coming     all this way, Noa-dono! [09:04] Livia     Meanwhile, look at me... [09:07] Noa     I take it the results were not favorable. [09:10] Livia     If only... If only I were able     to actually ride the horse! [09:14] Livia     I could even lead a pack horse to victory! [09:17] Noa     Livia-sama, they say that victory     depends on the day's luck. [09:20] Noa     If you lose, you must simply try again! [09:23] Noa     I'd be happy to provide you     with all the war funds you need. [09:27] Livia     Noa-dono... [09:28] Livia     You're right. [09:29] Livia     There should be an opportunity     to turn the tables if I don't give up! [09:32] Noa     That's the spirit, Livia-sama! [09:34] Noa     All right! Next, I shall try     my hand at the bike races! [09:38] Noa     Please do your best, Livia-sama! [09:41] Livia     I shall! [09:42] Sign     Gambler [09:44] Sign     Gambler [09:46] Sign     #FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL) [09:47] Brenda     You'll be investigating Koki Aida,     a 36-year-old salaryman. [09:52] Brenda     He apparently had a very sudden weekend     business trip to Shizuoka come up, [09:56] Brenda     and there's a high probability     it's a rendezvous with his lover. [09:59] Sosuke     I see. [10:03] Brenda     By the way, I see that girl      isn't with you today. [10:07] Sosuke     Yeah, Sara's going to school now. [10:10] Brenda     School? She was able to attend? [10:12] Sosuke     Er, well... yes. [10:15] Brenda     Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it. [10:18] Sosuke     Did what? [10:20] Brenda     Forged her family register, obviously. [10:23] Sosuke     Of course I'd never do that. [10:26] Sosuke     Sara's actually my child,     so I just got her one normally. [10:31] Brenda     She's your child?! [10:33] Sosuke     Yeah, so back in high school... [10:37] Sosuke     And there you have it. [10:38] Brenda     Really? [10:39] Sosuke     R-Really! [10:42] Sosuke     I was even able to get her birth certificate. [10:45] Brenda     I'm well aware you can forge     all kinds of documents [10:48] Brenda     so long as you know where to go. [10:50] Brenda     But that's not the point here. [10:54] Brenda     The point is that Sosuke     now legally has a child! [10:59] Brenda     That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun, [11:02] Brenda     I'd be that little girl's mother! [11:07] Sara     I look forward to our     future together, Mother. [11:10] Sara     Wh-What should I do?! [11:14] Sosuke     Anyway, I'll be going now. [11:18] Brenda     This is definitely an issue. [11:21] Tateyama     No, I actually believe this is your chance. [11:23] Brenda     My chance? [11:25] Tateyama     If you continue to indirectly      provide for Kaburaya-sama [11:27] Tateyama     by issuing him unnecessary investigations, [11:31] Tateyama     you're basically just     waiting for another woman [11:33] Tateyama     to steal him from right under your nose. [11:36] Tateyama     Now that there's been a significant change     in Kaburaya-sama's life, [11:41] Tateyama     I believe this is the ideal opportunity     to take a gamble. [11:46] Brenda     I have a few comments about how     you worded that, but whatever. [11:50] Brenda     Tell me more. [11:52] Tateyama     I believe that, up until this point, [11:55] Tateyama     Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest     in getting married or even romance. [11:59] Brenda     You're right. [12:00] Brenda     He's mentioned that he's seen      so much cheating and adultery [12:03] Brenda     that he can't even think     about being in a relationship. [12:07] Brenda     What is it? [12:08] Tateyama     Nothing. But now that he has a child,      that should change things. [12:13] Tateyama     If he'll be supporting her      for a number of years, [12:14] Sign     Various Life Expenses [12:16] Tateyama     it's going to impact his finances greatly. [12:18] Tateyama     I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for     someone who can help with the household. [12:22] Tateyama     Besides that, the life of a     detective is rather unpredictable, [12:26] Tateyama     so he'll probably need someone     else to look after the child. [12:30] Tateyama     Which means... [12:31] Brenda     Which means? [12:32] Tateyama     Since you are, in contrast, [12:33] Tateyama     a lawyer with high earnings     and quite some time on your hands, [12:37] Tateyama     you would be prime real estate     for Kaburaya-sama right now. [12:41] Brenda     I-I see... [12:43] Brenda     But you make it sound like [12:45] Brenda     he's just going to marry me     out of necessity and self-interest. [12:48] Brenda     Personally, I would like     to be loved for my charms... [12:53] Tateyama     Tch. [12:54] Brenda     I heard that, you know. [12:55] Tateyama     You heard nothing, my lady. [12:57] Tateyama     Not to mention that you are a corrupt, [12:59] Tateyama     physically child-like lawyer     who loves to tear families apart. [13:02] Tateyama     There is no way that a poor,      naive detective like Kaburaya-sama [13:06] Tateyama     will ever find anything personally     charming about you. [13:10] Tateyama     Did that get through to you, my lady? [13:12] Tateyama     If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours, [13:14] Tateyama     you'll have to use your faculties     as a lawyer to the fullest [13:18] Tateyama     and capitalize on his needs. [13:21] Brenda     Okay, I'll give it a try. [13:25] Sign     The Next Week [13:26] Brenda     This is a rather famous     hot spring inn, isn't it? [13:30] Sosuke     I staked out the whole night,     but that's the only photo I could get. [13:34] Brenda     This is plenty of evidence, though. [13:38] Brenda     A hot spring inn? [13:42] Brenda     Sosuke-kun and I could... [13:48] Brenda     This is my first time, so be gentle. [13:53] Sara     I look forward to our     future together, Mother. [13:56] Sosuke     Is something wrong?! [13:58] Brenda     N-No, I'm fine. [14:00] Brenda     Things were going so well, too... [14:02] Brenda     By the way, did Sara-chan     accompany you on this case? [14:06] Sosuke     Oh, no. I had her spend     the night at a friend's house. [14:10] Sosuke     Remember Yuna Naganawa,     the bullied girl who [14:12] Sosuke     I asked you to send some certified mail for? [14:15] Sosuke     She and Sara are good friends. [14:17] Brenda     I see. But you can't have her     stay with a friend [14:20] Brenda     every time you have to work late nights. [14:22] Sosuke     Yeah, I guess you have a point. [14:24] Brenda     Don't you need someone who'll stay at home     to take care of your daughter? [14:29] Brenda     For example... [14:31] Brenda     You know, a mother figure. [14:34] Sosuke     True. Having a mother around would     probably be better for Sara, too. [14:39] Sosuke     But there's nothing I can do if     I can't find anyone to marry me. [14:42] Brenda     Well, if you try looking,     you might find someone immediately. [14:46] Sosuke     Nah, that's not happening. [14:48] Sosuke     I guarantee you, 10 billion percent,     that no woman would ever [14:50] Sosuke     marry a poor detective with a kid like me. [14:52] Brenda     You never know! [14:54] Brenda     You might find some prime real estate [14:56] Brenda     that's financially stable and able     to take care of your daughter... [14:59] Brenda     She might even be right under your nose. [15:04] Sosuke     Man, things would be so easy      if that were true. [15:06] Sosuke     But Sara and I are making things work for now. [15:10] Sosuke     She's got a good head on her shoulders,     so leaving her home alone isn't an issue. [15:14] Brenda     I-I see... [15:16] Brenda     Well, here's your pay for this assignment. [15:19] Sosuke     Thanks. [15:20] Sosuke     Hmm? [15:23] Sosuke     Isn't this a bit much? [15:25] Brenda     I've included a little gratuity     since you're always helping me out. [15:29] Brenda     Consider it a special bonus. [15:31] Sosuke     Is this because you're concerned for me? [15:33] Sosuke     In that case, I don't need it. [15:36] Sosuke     I'm not actually strapped for cash right now. [15:38] Brenda     You liar. That's not possible. [15:40] Sosuke     No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been     winning big at the horse races. [15:45] Sign     Monthly Earnings [15:45] Sign     Sara [15:45] Sign     Sosuke [15:45] Sosuke     Honestly, Sara's made more     this month than I have. [15:47] Sosuke BG     Wh-Whoa... [15:49] Brenda     You're letting your child      bet on horse races?! [15:52] Sosuke     J-Just so we're clear,     I'm the one buying the tickets. [15:55] Brenda     Even so, introducing her     to gambling as a child... [15:58] Sosuke     I honestly thought the same thing, [16:01] Sosuke     but making her quit when she's     on a hot streak feels wrong too. [16:05] Sosuke     It's like she's betting      in a fundamentally reliable way, [16:08] Sosuke     but her judgment when it really     comes down to it is insanely good. [16:14] Brenda     A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money! [16:18] Brenda     I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich! [16:21] Brenda     I'm nothing like you, you poor detective! [16:24] Sosuke     Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist, [16:27] Sosuke     but flaunting your wealth      like that is pretty uncouth. [16:30] Brenda     U-Un... [16:31] Sosuke     Welp, I'll be on my way. [16:39] Tateyama     I must say, you are absolutely     awful at selling yourself. [16:42] Brenda     Stop! I don't want to hear any of it! [16:45] Brenda     He called me uncouth... [16:47] Brenda     Does he hate me now? [16:50] Tateyama     It did seem as though his feelings were hurt, [16:52] Tateyama     but Kaburaya-sama is not     so myopic as to despise you over this. [16:56] Brenda     Y-You're right. [16:58] Tateyama     On that note, it was quite a surprise that     Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril. [17:04] Tateyama     We can no longer flex     your one strength, my lady. [17:07] Brenda     Which means I'll just have     to charm him with my personality. [17:10] Tateyama     Well? Do you even have any charms? [17:12] Brenda     W-Well, I'll start working on them right now! [17:15] Brenda     Anyway, enough talk for now. [17:17] Brenda     Contact Aida-san immediately. [17:20] Brenda     We shall prepare to send     this cheating husband to hell. [17:28] Sign     The Next Day [17:28] Brenda     You took longer than usual this time,     Haruka-chan. [17:31] Neya     Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type. [17:37] Brenda     Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap      work in the end nonetheless. [17:42] Neya     Thanks. [17:44] Brenda     Say... [17:46] Brenda     Do you mind if I ask how I     can be more desirable, like you? [17:49] Neya     You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei? [17:53] Brenda     Well, I happen to be in love. [17:56] Neya     I see. What's he like? [17:59] Brenda     Well, let's see... [18:01] Brenda     He's pretty normal, I think.     He's like any other guy. [18:05] Neya     How old is he? [18:07] Brenda     Around thirty. [18:08] Neya     What are his hobbies or favorite foods? [18:10] Brenda     No idea. [18:11] Neya     Is he single? [18:12] Brenda     Well, of course! [18:13] Neya     What does he do? [18:15] Brenda     He's a normal salaryman, I believe... [18:17] Neya     Hmm... [18:19] Neya     If you want someone that     normal to fall for you, [18:21] Neya     I think just pursuing him     normally would be best. [18:24] Brenda     And what do you mean by     "pursuing him normally"? [18:27] Neya     Well, the method I often use is touching them. [18:31] Brenda     Touching them? [18:33] Neya     Well... [18:36] Neya     I'll sit next to them wherever we go,     then subtly and naturally... [18:42] Neya     Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk... [18:47] Brenda     I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat     even though I'm a woman. [18:52] Neya     This method works perfectly on most men. [18:56] Neya     You can also loosen your collar and     let him get a glimpse of your cleav— [19:02] Neya     Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him? [19:05] Brenda     I appreciate the consideration. [19:06] Brenda     But I've never cooked before. [19:11] Neya     Well, you can start learning now. [19:13] Neya     Does he normally cook for himself? [19:16] Brenda     Well, he fixes his own meals, [19:18] Brenda     but it's mostly hot pot      and instant noodles. [19:21] Neya     Hmm... [19:22] Neya     In that case, you should go     with classic meat and potatoes. [19:26] Neya     It's not at all hard to make, [19:28] Neya     but they always think it's a huge deal. [19:32] Neya     It's the best dish to ensure      a glowing response from guys. [19:36] Brenda     I see. [19:38] Brenda     Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes? [19:41] Tateyama     No. I don't cook at all either. [19:43] Neya     That's surprising. You look like     you can do anything, Tateyama-san. [19:47] Tateyama     Well, my boyfriend doesn't     consume food, so... [19:51] Brenda     Don't worry about it. [19:53] Brenda     More importantly, Haruka-chan... [19:55] Brenda     I know that this is forward, [19:57] Brenda     but would you mind teaching me     how to make meat and potatoes? [20:01] Neya     Sure! When would you like to do it? [20:03] Brenda     In that case, how about right now? [20:07] Neya     I don't have other plans today,     so that's fine with me. [20:17] Neya     I wonder if this is what it will be like if [20:19] Neya     I marry Senpai and Sara-chan     becomes my daughter. [20:22] Neya     Maybe it won't be so bad after all. [20:29] Neya     Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try. [20:35] Brenda     But it certainly isn't fit      to serve someone yet... [20:39] Neya     Actually, you can tell      that you worked hard on it, [20:42] Neya     so it might make them happy. [20:44] Brenda     Y-You think so? [20:46] Brenda     Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today. [20:49] Brenda     Would you mind teaching me     how to cook more sometime? [20:54] Neya     I'd be happy to! I'd love     to learn more recipes myself. [20:58] Neya     Let's both get better together. [21:00] Brenda     Yes, I look forward to it. [21:03] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [21:04] Sosuke     Coming! [21:07] Sosuke     Oh, hey. Welcome. [21:09] Sosuke     Sara's inside. [21:10] Yuna     Um, Mister... [21:13] Yuna     Here. [21:17] Brenda     These are the documents for the new case. [21:19] Sosuke     Thanks. [21:23] Sosuke     Welp... [21:24] Brenda     W-Wait. [21:26] Brenda     I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it? [21:28] Brenda     I happened to make too much food. [21:31] Brenda     Would you take some of it off my hands? [21:33] Sosuke     Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san. [21:36] Brenda     W-Well, sometimes... [21:39] Sosuke     So, what did you make? [21:42] Brenda     Meat and potatoes. [21:44] Sosuke     Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much     of that at home right now. [21:49] Brenda     Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun? [21:51] Sosuke     No. Remember that Yuna girl     I mentioned the other day? [21:55] (Flashback) Sara     Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes? [21:57] (Flashback) Yuna     Since you said you'd never had it, Sara. [22:00] (Flashback) Sara     You actually made this for me? [22:03] (Flashback) Sara     Nothing beats having a best friend! [22:06] Brenda     For reference, how did her     meat and potatoes taste? [22:10] Sosuke     They were stupidly good. [22:12] Brenda     Huh... I-I see. [22:15] Sosuke     She lives alone with her mom,     so Yuna apparently does all the cooking. [22:18] Sosuke     She's just a middle schooler,     but her skills are really impressive. [22:21] Sosuke     Before I knew it,     I was already asking for seconds... [23:50] Sign     I (warawa) will wear pigtails!     -Yume Mizusawa [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:55] Sara     The seventh princess,     Sara da Odin, no longer exists. [23:58] Sara     Therefore, Livia, live your life     as you please in this world. [24:03] Sara     I'm proud to have had someone     as loyal as you serve at my side. [24:07] Livia     You humble me with your words. E11 - Christmas in Gifu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [00:00] Sara     Hngh... [00:00] Sign     #ChristmasINGifu [00:02] Sara     I've eaten too much... [00:06] Sign     Christmas Party [00:06] Sign     1. Opening words     2. Team 1's presentation     3. Team 2's presentation [00:06] Sign     4. Games for everyone     5. Gift exchange     6. Closing words [00:07] Sign     12 PM Class 6-2's Christmas Party [00:11] (Flashback) Okumura     Kusanagi-san, please accept my glucose! [00:15] Miyazaki     You can have my protein! [00:16] Sign     In America, they eat cookies on Christmas     in the shapes of stars and snowmen. [00:16] Konta     I speak English very, very, very good! [00:18] (Flashback) Iino     H-Here... [00:20] (Flashback) Sara     Indeed. No objections. [00:22] Sign     2 PM Children's Organization Christmas Event [00:27] (Flashback) Mizusawa Yume     Sara-sama, I (warawa) want you     to have my sweets! [00:30] (Flashback) Child A     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:30] (Flashback) Child B     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:31] (Flashback) Child C     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:33] (Flashback) Sara     Indeed. No objections. [00:33] ETC     I (warawa) want you to have this! [00:36] Sign     4 PM Yasunaga Family Christmas Party [00:38] (Flashback) Yayoi     Welcome to my home, Sara-sama! [00:41] (Flashback) Yayoi     Please sample these Christmas dishes made      from Gifu rice to your heart's content! [00:48] (Flashback) Sara     I-Indeed... No objections... [00:51] Sign     6 PM Karaoke Cafe Raicho's Christmas Party [00:52] (Flashback) Rinri     Sara-chan, you can eat all you want today. [00:57] (Flashback) Sara     N-N-No objections... [01:02] Sara     But my stomach thoroughly     objected down the line... [01:05] Sosuke     You overdid it. [01:07] Sara     'Tis one of a supreme ruler's many duties. [01:12] Livia     It's been so long, Princess! [01:16] Sara     Ah, Livia. Why are you dressed like that? [01:19] Sara     You'd better not have involved yourself     in shady dealings yet again. [01:24] Livia     Oh, I wouldn't dream of it! [01:25] Livia     I've been living an honest     and simple life since then. [01:28] Livia     I've brought you a Christmas     present today, Princess! [01:31] Sara     A present? [01:33] Livia     Yes! [01:34] Sara     Even though you're homeless? [01:36] Livia     Princess, I am no longer homeless. [01:39] Sara     So you found employment somewhere? [01:42] Livia     Yes! [01:42] Livia     I'm currently a product advisor for a     company called the World's Branch Hill Clan. [01:48] Sosuke     World's what now? [01:50] Sosuke     I feel like I've heard that before... [01:52] Sara     Well, no matter. It appears as though you've     found your place in this world. [01:56] Livia     Yes! I promise that I will one day     create a place where [02:00] Livia     you can live peacefully too, Princess. [02:02] Sara     Hmm? Ah, you needn't worry     about that any longer. [02:05] Livia     What do you mean? [02:06] Sara     I have been registered in this world      as Sosuke's daughter. [02:11] Sara     I'm even going to school now! [02:14] Livia     My word! Sosuke-dono is now your father? [02:17] Livia     D-Does that make Sosuke-dono the emperor...? [02:21] Sosuke     No. [02:21] Sara     Of course not. [02:23] Sara     I've started a new life in     this world as Sara Kusanagi. [02:28] Sara     The seventh princess,     Sara da Odin, no longer exists. [02:31] Sara     Therefore, Livia, [02:33] Sara     live your life here as you please      rather than as my retainer. [02:40] Livia     Princess... [02:41] Sara     There is no need to be sad. [02:43] Sara     Even if we are no longer master and servant,      it does not change the fact [02:47] Sara     that you are my one and only companion     who came to this world from ours. [02:56] Livia     No matter what happens in the future,     I will always treasure you, Princess. [03:01] Livia     That will never change. [03:02] Sara     Indeed. [03:03] Sara     I'm proud to have had someone     as loyal as you serve at my side. [03:08] Livia     You humble me with your words. [03:11] Sara     Do not cry. This is not our final farewell. [03:14] Sara     Now then, Livia, what is this     present you have for me? [03:19] Livia     Oh, right! [03:21] Sosuke     That's you, isn't it, Livia? [03:24] Livia     Why, yes! [03:26] Livia     Princess, please allow me to leave     this doll by your side in my stead! [03:34] Sara     Uh... [03:35] Sara     It's so realistic that it's a bit creepy,      but the quality is quite impressive. [03:40] Livia     It was personally created by the president     of the company I work for. [03:44] Sara     She's even posable! [03:49] Sara     Spider walk! And then... [03:51] Sara     Comăneci! And then... [03:53] Sara     Sheeeh! [03:54] Livia     Princess, you can even     play dress-up with her. [03:58] Sara     What in the world is this lineup? [04:01] Livia     If there are any other outfits you'd like,      I shall ask that they be created. [04:05] Sara     My word. The possibilities are endless. [04:09] Sara     Th-This is... [04:10] Sosuke     Q-Quite lewd. [04:12] Livia     We made sure she was accurate     down to the minutest detail! [04:15] Sosuke     Wait, so this is your... [04:17] Sara     It's creepily a bit too realistic... [04:19] Sara     Even her hair seems real. [04:23] Sara     Wait, are you telling me that this hair is... [04:26] Livia     Oh, did you notice? Why, yes!     The doll actually has my hair! [04:31] Sara     What?! [04:32] Sara     Th-Then, um, uh... the hair down there is... [04:37] Livia     Naturally, that's mine too! [04:39] Sara     That's disgusting, you moron! [04:42] Livia     Wh-What are you doing, Princess?! [04:44] Sara     Don't give me that, you oaf! [04:47] Sara     I totally touched it, idiot! [04:50] Sosuke     Uh... I'm pretty sure we'll get cursed      if we keep this in our home. [04:54] Livia     Th-That's so rude! [04:57] Sara     Get that cursed object out of here     and leave immediately, you fool! [05:01] Sara     Otherwise I will eliminate     you both here and now! [05:05] Livia     P-Please, anything but that... [05:07] Livia     This doll is the product of all     my and Noa-dono's hard work! [05:13] Livia     Very well... I shall take my leave. [05:19] Sara     Honestly, that hack... [05:22] Sosuke     Oh! Now I remember! [05:25] Sosuke     The World's Branch Hill Clan are those people     who came by a while back to sell me something. [05:30] Sosuke     The fortunetelling fraudsters. [05:31] Sara     So you're telling me that Livia currently     belongs to that cult's little shill? [05:36] Sosuke     I mean, she said she was in     product development, didn't she? [05:39] Sosuke     Are they gonna sell that thing door-to-door? [05:41] Sara     What in the world is she doing? [05:44] Noa     Livia-sama, were you able     to deliver your present? [05:48] Livia     Noa-dono, please hurry     and finish writing a song. [05:51] Noa     Eh? [05:53] Livia     I... [05:54] Livia     The band is all I have left. [07:28] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [07:28] Sign     Kaburaya [07:29] Sosuke     I guess your winter break ends today. [07:33] Sosuke     Did you do all of your homework? [07:33] Sign     #ThePrincessandtheAquarium [07:35] Sara     There's one assignment     that's giving me trouble. [07:39] Sosuke     What is it? [07:40] Sara     An essay on memories I made over winter break. [07:42] Sosuke     I see... [07:45] Sosuke     Why don't you just write     about your first shrine visit [07:48] Sosuke     or how touched you were watching the Ekiden? [07:52] Sosuke     If you have something to say, just say it. [07:55] Sosuke     I mean... we're family, after all. [07:58] Sara     Could you take me somewhere? [08:01] Sosuke     Okay. We're closing up for the day. [08:05] Sara     Really?! [08:06] Sosuke     Is there anywhere you want to go? [08:08] Sara     I'm so looking forward to the aquarium! [08:11] Sosuke     Is it that exciting? [08:12] Sara     Indeed! Sosuke, I would like     to see the dolphin show! [08:16] Sosuke     They don't have a dolphin show. [08:19] Sara     What? [08:20] Sara     But I thought the main attractions     at aquariums were dolphin shows. [08:24] Sara     Well, there are plenty     of other fish I'd like to see. [08:27] Sara     Sharks, for example! [08:28] Sosuke     They don't have sharks either. [08:30] Sara     What? Then how about killer whales? [08:32] Sosuke     Nope. [08:32] Sara     Garden eels? [08:33] Sosuke     Nope. [08:33] Sara     Octopuses? [08:34] Sosuke     Nope. [08:34] Sara     Penguins?! [08:35] Sosuke     Nope. [08:35] Sara     Tuna?! [08:36] Sosuke     Still nope. [08:37] Sara     You're saying no to everything! [08:38] Sara     So what do they have? [08:41] Sosuke     The place we're heading to     is called Aqua Toto Gifu, [08:43] Sosuke     and they specialize in freshwater fish. [08:45] Sara     Freshwater fish? [08:47] Sign     Mt. Dainichi [08:47] Sosuke     Yeah. The main exhibit is a model of     the Nagara River, from source to mouth. [08:48] Sign     Nagara River [08:51] Sign     Ise Bay [08:52] Sosuke     They have fish, reptiles,     and birds that live there. [08:56] Sosuke     But they have exhibits     on more than just the Nagara. [08:59] Sosuke     They have ones on the Amazon River,      Africa, and Southeast Asia. [09:02] Sosuke     It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium. [09:05] Sara     I-I see. Is that so? [09:09] Sosuke     Are you at least a little excited now? [09:11] Sara     A little... [09:25] Lady     Say, "Pira-pira-pirarucu!" [09:38] Sosuke     I wonder if people actually     see us as family. [09:42] Sara     Come now, do not rush. Wait your turn! [09:49] Sara     Fishies, fishies, fishies! [09:52] Sara     Fishies are meant for eating! [09:55] Sosuke     Not sure that's the best song to sing     on the way home from the aquarium. [09:59] Sara     I am just expressing my love for fish! [10:01] Sara     They're great to look at and to eat. [10:03] Sara     Fish are grand indeed! [10:05] Sosuke     All right. I guess we can hit     a sushi place for dinner. [10:07] Sara     Oh? [10:08] Sosuke     Of the conveyor belt variety, of course. [10:11] Sara     What is this "conveyor belt variety"? [10:13] Sosuke     Oh, you don't know about conveyor belt sushi? [10:15] Sosuke     The sushi goes around in a circle. [10:17] Sara     The sushi goes around in a circle?     What does that even mean? [10:20] Sara     And for what reason? [10:22] Sosuke     Well, you'll see soon enough. [10:24] Sosuke     So no looking it up on the net. [10:27] Sara     Very well. [10:28] Sara     Then I shall look forward to finding out. [10:32] Sara     Ooh! [10:34] Sara     It's going around! The sushi really is     going around in a circle! [10:48] Sara     That was so fun and delicious! [10:51] Sosuke     So, what did you enjoy most? [10:53] Sara     The pudding! [10:54] Sosuke     That's not sushi. [10:58] Noa     You're the one who asked me     to make the lyrics edgier [11:01] Noa     since they were too normal for you, Asumi-san! [11:04] Puriketsu     And now I'm saying they're     so edgy that they're creepy! [11:08] Puriketsu     Why are your lyrics always either     extremely over the top or boring, Noa-san? [11:12] Noa     Well, your lyrics are even     more nonsensical, Asumi-san! [11:16] Noa     The incorrect English and made-up     words are highly infuriating. [11:20] Puriketsu     Also, why does Livia-chan     come up in all of your songs? [11:24] Noa     Well, of course Livia-sama would     come up in songs praising her! [11:27] Puriketsu     Then you're only going to reach     Livia-chan's followers! [11:31] Noa     I see absolutely no problem     with that at all! [11:33] Noa     Eventually, all of humanity will     become Livia-sama's followers! [11:37] Livia     We finally have a melody, but it seems     we've still got a rocky road ahead. [11:37] Puriketsu     You warped Livia-chan believer! [11:39] Puriketsu     At this rate, we'll never have a major debut! [11:42] Livia     Ah, the shrimp is good. [11:46] Brenda     Apparently, a woman who's good     at cooking lives nearby. [11:46] Sign     #TheWickedWomen'sChallenge [11:51] Brenda     And she's bringing him food      every now and then. [11:54] Neya     What? And you're okay with that?     It totally sounds like she's after him. [11:58] Brenda     Thankfully, it sounds like     there's a huge age gap, [12:02] Brenda     so he probably won't be      interested romantically. [12:04] Neya     How far apart in age are they? [12:07] Brenda     Um, I believe about fifteen or sixteen years? [12:10] Neya     So she's around 45? [12:13] Neya     I see. [12:14] Neya     I won't say it's impossible, but the odds     of a romantic development are low. [12:20] Brenda     But even if he doesn't care for her, [12:22] Brenda     if I want him to eat my cooking, [12:24] Brenda     he's going to compare our food     whether I like it or not. [12:28] Neya     That much is true. [12:30] Neya     Is that why you don't want him to have     more of yours until you improve? [12:33] Brenda     Correct. [12:35] Neya     If you're going to fight her cooking,     I don't know that my help will be enough. [12:39] Neya     Maybe you should attend     a proper cooking class. [12:43] Brenda     I definitely don't have time for that. [12:45] Brenda     Besides, I've been looking     forward to cooking with you. [12:51] Neya     Squee! [12:52] Neya     Sensei, why don't we try      making omelet rice today? [12:56] Neya     I'm not that great at it myself,     so why not cook it together? [13:00] Brenda     No. I do want to be able to make     omelet rice eventually, [13:04] Brenda     but there's something I'd like to try first. [13:07] Neya     A-And what might that be? [13:10] Brenda     H-Homemade chocolate... [13:13] Neya     Chocolate? But why? [13:16] Brenda     Valentine's Day is next month,     so I want to practice for that. [13:20] Neya     Ah, Valentine's Day. I totally forgot     about it since I never participate. [13:25] Brenda     Really? [13:26] Neya     Yes. It's a once-a-year thing,     so it never fits into my schedule. [13:31] Brenda     Behold a romance pro! [13:33] Neya     So you're telling him how     you feel with homemade chocolate? [13:36] Neya     I guess you're going all out, Sensei. [13:37] Brenda     T-Telling him how I feel? [13:40] Brenda     I'm just going to see     how things go when I give him [13:42] Brenda     chocolate as thanks for what he does. [13:44] Neya     Really? Before someone     else steals him from you, [13:48] Neya     I really think you should spill your guts. [13:51] Brenda     I-I can't. [13:53] Brenda     If I do that, I'll never be able     to look him in the eye again. [13:58] Neya     Oh, Sensei's just so cute! [14:01] Neya     I wonder if Sosuke-senpai also     likes girls who are this innocent! [14:06] Neya     All right. Let's make some chocolate today. [14:09] Neya     I've never made any myself,     so I'm not sure how this'll go. [14:13] Brenda     Don't worry! I'm sure it'll work out      if we help each other. [14:17] Neya     I see. One way of     making homemade chocolate [14:20] Neya     is melting store-bought     chocolate and reshaping it. [14:23] Neya     You can also make it from cacao beans. [14:26] Brenda     Since we're doing this,     let's make it from cacao beans. [14:29] Neya     Seriously? [14:31] Brenda     I mean, even if we reshape     store-bought chocolate, [14:33] Brenda     it's not going to taste any better, is it? [14:35] Neya     True. And, well, I guess we are     just practicing this time. [14:39] Neya     Let's try the harder method,     fully aware that we may fail. [14:42] Brenda     Yes. Let's do our best. [14:44] Neya     First, we need the cacao beans. [14:47] Brenda     Let's see. Sugar, sugar... [14:48] Sign     Chocolate Recipe     Ingredients     - Cacao beans     - Sugar     - Cocoa powder [14:50] Neya     We need a food processor to grind the beans. [14:54] Brenda     Then a tempering machine to stabilize     the oil and fat from the cacao beans. [14:58] Neya     Then a conching machine to refine     the oil, fat, and sugar... [15:02] Neya     Are you really going to buy this, Sensei? [15:04] Sign     Special price! Only 478,800 yen! [15:05] Brenda     Well, I can't turn back now     that we've come this far. [15:10] Neya     We're finally done with the preparations. [15:13] Brenda     Yes. Now we can truly begin. [15:17] Brenda     Apparently the time necessary     for the conching process [15:20] Brenda     is at least a couple hours, while some     specialty shops do it for over thirty. [15:24] Brenda     This time, let's try it      for about twelve hours. [15:28] Neya     Okay. [15:28] Neya     In that case, I'll be back     around 10 AM tomorrow. [15:32] Brenda     Okay. I'll be waiting. [15:33] Tateyama     Pardon me. What are you two     going to do about work? [15:37] Brenda and Neya     We're taking the day off tomorrow. [15:42] ---     The Next Day [15:44] Brenda     It's finally done. [15:46] Neya     Let's try them out! [15:52] Brenda     It's a little bitter...     Actually, it's pretty sour. [15:56] Neya     I would've thought it'd be much sweeter. [16:00] Brenda     The texture just isn't right either. [16:03] Brenda     I expected it to be smoother     after the conching process. [16:07] Neya     I don't think we messed up, though... [16:10] Brenda     Agreed. Let's look into it more. [16:14] Sign     C     H     O     C     O     L     A     T     E [16:14] Brenda     Apparently, certain types of cacao beans     are harder for beginners to work with. [16:19] Neya     Sensei! Apparently, the best sugar     to use is light brown sugar. [16:23] Brenda     Apparently, the flavor of the beans     can change based on roasting temp and time! [16:27] Neya     Apparently, the tempering time     can't be too long or too short! [16:31] Neya     Also, the perfect temperature can differ     depending on the kind of chocolate! [16:37] Brenda     Making chocolate is way too involved... [16:40] Neya     It is. I actually thought     high-quality chocolate [16:44] Neya     that costs like 1,000 yen for the tiniest bit     was highway robbery. [16:47] Brenda     Yes. But with the equipment,     manpower, and time... [16:50] Brenda     not to mention the knowledge,     technique, and experience... [16:52] Brenda     I guess there's a reason it's so expensive. [16:56] Neya     I wonder if we can reach that level someday. [17:00] Brenda     That might be a bit difficult. [17:02] Brenda     Haruka-chan, why don't you     dupe a famous pâtissier? [17:06] Neya     You want me to commit industrial espionage? [17:09] Brenda     I was kidding. [17:11] Brenda     I can't just give up after failing once. [17:15] Brenda     Let's learn from this blunder and     go right into attempt number two. [17:18] Neya     Right, Sensei! [17:26] Sosuke     It's been forever since Akira Suzukiri     released a new book, but it's great. [17:26] Sign     #AReunionUndertheBridge [17:31] Sosuke     His depiction of homelessness feels so real. [17:34] Sosuke     Is this how Livia lived? [17:34] Sign     Akira Suzukiri [17:34] Sign     Homeless Lady Knight [17:38] Sosuke     Oh, I've got a guest. [17:41] Sosuke     What is it? [17:42] Suzuki     Oh, I heard that a woman     named Livia worked at this agency. [17:47] Sosuke     Livia? You know Livia? [17:51] Suzukiiri     Yes. [17:52] Sosuke     I beg your pardon, but may I ask     how you two know each other? [17:55] Suzukiri     Well... [17:57] Sosuke     This is Akira Suzukiri. [17:59] Sosuke     He made a name for himself as a writer, [18:02] sosuke     but he got sick of all the slander     and requests for money, so he disappeared. [18:03] Sign     Homeless [18:03] Sign     Suzuki? [18:06] Sosuke     He spent a number of years homeless in Gifu [18:10] Sosuke     and met Livia a few months ago. [18:13] Sosuke     He was so moved at how brave she was [18:15] Sosuke     that he returned to Tokyo     and wrote a novel based on her. [18:21] Suzukiri     Livia's the reason I was     able to get back onto my feet. [18:24] Suzukiri     I came here today to thank her. [18:27] Sosuke     I-I see... Wow. [18:29] Suzukiri     So where is Livia now? [18:31] Sosuke     W-Well, she's... [18:35] Sosuke     I fired... Well, er, I let her go. [18:39] Sosuke     I-I had no choice! [18:42] Sosuke     She stood out too much to be a detective, [18:44] Sosuke     she had a terrible memory,     and she sucked at office work! [18:47] Sosuke     A poor agency like us just     couldn't afford to hire her! [18:52] Suzukiri     Well, all that definitely sounds like her. [18:56] Sosuke     R-Right? [18:58] Suzukiri     So, where did she go     after being fired from here? [19:02] Sosuke     Let's see... I think she did     another homeless stint, [19:06] Sosuke     but I think she now works for a cult      called the World's Branch Hill Clan. [19:12] Suzukiri     How did she end up there? [19:14] Sosuke     I haven't the slightest. [19:19] Suzukiri     What should I do now? [19:21] Suzukiri     If she's been forced into something shady,     I'd like to save her, but... [19:26] Suzukiri     Hmm? [19:38] Livia     Can I help you? [19:40] Suzukiri     Er... It's been a while, Livia. [19:43] Suzukiri     It's me. Suzuki the homeless guy. [19:46] Livia     Is that really you, Suzuki-dono?! [19:50] Suzukiri     Yeah. [19:53] Livia     What have you been up to     since we last saw each other? [19:55] Suzukiri     I returned to Tokyo and went back to work. [19:58] Livia     I see. That's great. [20:00] Suzukiri     Yeah. [20:01] Suzukiri     You were what got me back on my feet,     so I came here to thank you. [20:07] Livia     I didn't do anything. [20:09] Livia     But truly... I barely     recognize you, Suzuki-dono. [20:13] Suzukiri     I could say the same about you. [20:15] Livia     Thankfully, I was able to find     some work and a place to live. [20:19] Suzukiri     I heard you were fired from the detective     agency and now work for a cult... [20:24] Suzukiri     Is that true? [20:26] Livia     It is. [20:28] Suzukiri     Are you all right? [20:30] Suzukiri     If they're making you do anything you     don't want to do, I can help you get out. [20:33] Livia     O-Oh, no! There's no need to worry! [20:35] Livia     I had their leader, Noa-dono,      promise to abandon her evil ways. [20:39] Suzukiri     Seriously? [20:40] Suzukiri     You're as unbelievable as ever. [20:45] Livia     By the way, what do you     do for work, Suzuki-dono? [20:50] Suzukiri     I'm just a humble writer. [20:52] Livia     You're a writer? That's amazing! [20:54] Suzukiri     It's really not a big deal. [20:56] Livia     Hardly! Since I'm utterly      lacking in creativity, [21:00] Livia     I think people who can     write novels are amazing... [21:05] suzukiri     Wh-What? [21:07] Livia     Writers are masters of the     written word, aren't they? [21:11] Suzukiri     Well, I guess you could say that. [21:14] Livia     Suzuki-dono! [21:16] Livia     Would you please write     some lyrics for my band? [21:24] Livia     And so, I'd love for someone who     can write lyrics to help us out. [21:29] Suzukiri     You're in a band with a cult leader     that's on the verge of breaking up [21:32] Suzukiri     because the members are going     in different directions... [21:35] Suzukiri     This is way too much information. [21:37] Livia     Please help me. [21:41] Suzukiri     All right. [21:43] Suzukiri     I'm not sure how much help I'll be,     since this is outside of my specialty, [21:47] Suzukiri     but I'll do what I can. [21:51] Livia     Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono! [21:55] Sign     A Few Days Later [21:57] Puriketsu     Ooh, nice! [21:58] Puriketsu     All of this hits you right in the feels! [22:01] Noa     Despite still involving universal     themes like love and dreams, [22:04] Noa     you can still feel the     backbone of an epic story. [22:08] Noa     This will help spread the word of     Livia-sama's glory to even more people. [22:14] Livia     Then... [22:15] Noa     Yes. Let's go with this. [22:17] Puriketsu     All right! Grasshopper the     Savior is finally rolling out! [22:23] Livia and Noa     Yes! [23:50] Sign     I want to go out with the person I love...     No, I pray that I'm able to marry them.     For that to happen, we have to go on our first date.     No, maybe we should start by holding hands.     I really shouldn't let anyone see such an embarrassing wish...     -Brenda Aisaki [23:54] Sign     #Next Time [23:56] Livia     Look at the time! [23:58] Livia     I have something more important     to me than pachinko! [24:03] Sara     Let's go all out to celebrate     the start of our new journey! E12 - Valentine's in Gifu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Sara     What is all this? Some kind of bullying? [00:06] Yayoi     I believe they're gifts for Valentine's Day. [00:09] Sign     #Valentine'sINGifu [00:09] Sara     Good grief. We're not allowed     to bring snacks to school. [00:14] Sara     Yayoi, do you happen to have a big bag? [00:18] Yayoi     I shall prepare one immediately, my lady! [00:21] Girls     Naganawa-san, please accept this! [00:25] Yuna     Huh? Why are you giving these to me? [00:27] Imahariyama     Well, you seem cool, you're super reliable, [00:30] Imahariyama     and you're great at academics and sports. [00:32] Imahariyama     Your fanbase is really growing right now. [00:34] Yuna     Seriously? [00:36] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [00:36] Sign     RAICHO [00:38] Sara     Here, Yuna. Friendship chocolate from me. [00:41] Yuna     Th-Thanks. Oh, and... [00:45] Yuna     Here! [00:46] Sosuke     Wow, those are homemade, aren't they? [00:50] Sosuke     I'm impressed you can make sweets, too. [00:52] Yuna     I-It's no big deal. [00:54] Yuna     For truffle chocolates, you just     melt them and make them round. [00:58] Yuna     Whoa, these are really good! [01:00] Yuna     They look totally normal,     but they're super rich... [01:04] Sara     That's because I made them from cacao beans. [01:06] Yuna     For real? [01:07] Sosuke     I'm glad you like them. [01:10] Sosuke     I had to be her taste tester     over and over again. [01:12] Yuna     Wow... But you need special tools to     make chocolate from beans, don't you? [01:17] Sara     I managed to pull it off     with the power of Chinese martial arts. [01:21] Yuna     Yeah, okay. I should be used to you      spouting nonsense. [01:27] Yuna     Here you go, sir. These are for you. [01:29] Sosuke     Huh? For me? [01:30] Yuna     You don't have to take them     if you don't want... [01:33] Yuna     You're sick of chocolate     after trying all of Sara's, right? [01:35] Sosuke     Nah, I'll gladly take these. [01:38] Sosuke     Chocolate's great for an energy boost     while I'm working, [01:41] Sosuke     so I can never have enough. [01:43] Yuna     I see! Well, I have plenty more,     so you can have these too. [01:47] Sosuke     Huh? [01:48] Sosuke     Wait, is this all chocolate? [01:51] Yuna     Yup. [01:52] Sosuke     Why do you have so much? [01:53] Yuna     People were giving it to me at school. [01:55] Yuna     But I don't need all this, so you can have it. [01:58] Sosuke     Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't take this. [02:01] Yuna     I made sure to keep any letters and remove      any personal info, so don't worry. [02:07] Sosuke     Good on you for being mindful     of people's privacy. [02:10] Sara     Sosuke, I also have lots of chocolates     that I received from school! [02:17] Sosuke     Whoa, where'd you get all this?! [02:19] Sara     They were Valentine's Day offerings! [02:21] Yuna     Not bad. [02:23] Sosuke     Just how popular are you two? [02:28] Neya     It's been a month since we     started researching chocolate. [02:31] Neya     We just barely made it in time, Sensei! [02:35] Brenda     Now we're on par with specialty shops. [02:37] Neya     Yeah! [02:41] Tateyama     True, they're delicious... [02:43] Tateyama     But because you got so lost in chocolatiering [02:46] Tateyama     with no consideration for cost     and you've refused to work, [02:49] Tateyama     please remember that the agency      is now hemorrhaging. [02:51] Brenda     I-I know that. But today marks the end of it! [02:55] Neya     You just need to give these to him now! [02:57] Neya     You've got this! [02:58] Brenda     Right! [03:01] Brenda     So, as you can see, [03:02] Brenda     this job is sudden, but I'm counting on you. [03:04] Sosuke     Sure. [03:06] Sosuke     This is my first gig in a while,     so I'll go all out. [03:09] Brenda     Is that so? Were you lonely,     not getting to see me? [03:13] Sosuke     No, not really. [03:15] Brenda     B-By the way, Sosuke-kun... [03:17] Brenda     I got my hands on some really     delicious chocolates. [03:21] Brenda     Would you like some? [03:22] Sosuke     Huh? [03:23] Brenda     What's the matter? [03:24] Sosuke     Er, I'm definitely gonna have to pass. [03:26] Sosuke     Sara and Yuna brought home a     stupid amount of chocolate today, [03:30] Sosuke     so my life's gonna be filled     with it for a while. [03:34] Sosuke     Huh? [05:08] Sign     #TheLegendBegins [05:09] Puriketsu     Our first show is tomorrow, finally. [05:11] Puriketsu     Hopefully people will show up. [05:14] Noa     I will have all of the clan members come,      so that should be no issue. [05:18] Noa     I have also acquired staff to film it. [05:21] Noa     Moreover, our homepage will go     live at midnight tonight. [05:25] Livia     Thank you so much for everything, Noa-dono. [05:29] Puriketsu     Yeah. [05:31] Noa     This is all to spread your presence     throughout the world, Livia-sama! [05:35] Sign     The Next Day [05:38] Noa     Livia-sama, I'm going to go     on ahead for some meetings. [05:42] Livia     Sure. Then I'll meet you at the venue at 6 PM. [05:45] Noa     Okay. [05:46] Sign     Famous Gifu Tanmen     Gifu Flagship Shop [05:46] Sign     Open [05:46] Sign     "When you think of Gifu..." [05:46] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [05:46] Sign     Gifu Flagship Store [05:48] Employee     Thank you very much! [05:49] Sign     Gifu Tanmen [05:53] Livia     There's still time until our concert... [05:57] Livia     I guess I'll go try my luck      to liven things up! [06:00] Sign     NEW     MACHINES [06:00] Sign     NEW     MACHINES [06:00] Sign     PACHINKO [06:00] Sign     Closing at 9 PM today [06:11] Livia     I can't keep imposing on Noa-dono forever. [06:15] Livia     Today's the day I win big! [06:40] Game     You did it! [06:49] Game     Super lucky! [06:54] sign     1st try [06:54] Livia     My word! [06:58] Takeo     Hey, Livia-chan! Looks like     you're stupid lucky today. [07:01] Livia     Takeo-dono! I've never had anything     like this happen before! [07:05] Takeo     My luck's in the gutter today,      so I'm gonna go home. [07:08] Livia     By the way, what time is it now? [07:10] Takeo     Let's see... Just a bit past 6. [07:12] Livia     Wha—It's already that late?! [07:14] Livia     I must get to the concert immediately! [07:17] Takeo     Wait, you're quitting? [07:19] Livia     There's something more important     to me than pachinko! [07:25] Takeo     Livia-chan?! [07:35] Livia     It's snowing this much? [07:46] Livia     How could I let this happen? [07:48] Livia     Even so, I cannot let some     mere snow get in my way! [07:56] Puriketsu     Yeah, I'm not getting through to her. [07:59] Noa     What could have befallen Livia-sama? [08:06] Gyaru     Hey, where are there so     many people here tonight? [08:09] Gyaru     Someone famous performing? [08:11] Party Peep     Uh... [08:12] Party Peep     Grasshopper the Savior? [08:12] Sign     BAKUON SHOJO [08:12] Sign     Dry Well Orchestra & Yuta [08:12] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [08:14] Party Peep     Never heard of 'em. [08:33] Staff     Grasshopper the Savior,     we need you on standby. [08:37] Puriketsu     Er, okay. [08:38] Puriketsu     We're just gonna have to go on      ourselves at this point. [08:46] Livia     I'm sorry to keep you waiting! [08:48] Noa     Livia-sama! [08:48] Puriketsu     Livia-chan! [08:49] Puriketsu     Jeez, you're late! The heck were you doing? [08:52] Livia     I was fighting the devil's temptation. [08:55] Noa     Impressive as ever, Livia-sama! [08:57] Noa     You must've been protecting     the world unnoticed! [09:00] Puriketsu     I have no idea what's going on,     but the real battle's yet to come! [09:04] Noa and Livia     Right! [09:08] Gyaru     Hey, when's the next band coming on? [09:12] Puriketsu     Sorry to keep you guys waiting! [09:15] Saito and Uchiyama     Livia-sama! Noa-sama! [09:27] Puriketsu Song     This shining love is my pride! [09:29] Gyaru     What even is this? [09:29] Puriketsu Song     There's someone within my heart! [09:30] Party Peep     N-No idea. But it's pretty awesome. [09:33] Gyaru     True. [09:33] Puriketsu Song     Looking around, I realize... [09:36] Puriketsu Song     It's always been you! [09:39] Puriketsu Song     I always longed for a sparkling love! [09:42] Puriketsu Song     It helps me get through the days! [09:44] Clan members     Livia-sama! [09:45] Puriketsu Song     You're so precious that I can't help myself! [09:46] Puriketsu; Livia; Noa     Thank you! [09:48] Puriketsu Song     So it's always been you! [09:51] Puriketsu Song     Come on, a little scratch is nothing! [09:55] Puriketsu Song     Any backdrop that has actions     and strong convictions [09:55] Sign     Manipulator [09:55] Sign     Vocalist [09:55] Sign     Guitarist [09:58] Puriketsu Song     will never waver! [09:58] Sign     Vocalist [09:58] Sign     Asumi Yumisashi [10:01] Sign     Guitarist [10:01] Puriketsu Song     I'm taking in love that     throws out all logic! [10:01] Sign     Livia de Udis [10:04] Sign     Religious Leader,     Multimedia Creator,     Fangirl, Manipulator [10:04] Sign     Noa Minakami [10:07] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [10:07] Puriketsu Song     I wish to bask in that divine moment! [10:13] Puriketsu Song     And you're the one who gave me all the love! [10:19] Puriketsu     Thanks, everyone! [10:29] Livia     Whew! Today's show was exciting as ever. [10:34] Puriketsu     I never thought the day would come     that we'd play such a huge venue! [10:40] Noa     We've only just begun. [10:42] Noa     It's not just Gifu anymore. [10:44] Noa     There are now people who come from all     over to bask in Livia-sama's beauty. [10:49] Three     Yes? [10:50] Tsuchida     It's a pleasure to meet you. [10:52] Tsuchida     I'm Tomoya Tsuchida from Gift Records. [10:56] Tsuchida     Let me get straight to the point. [10:58] Tsuchida     Would you like to sign with our company     and have your major debut? [11:04] Three     Yes! [11:09] Sign     Sawara Elementary School     Graduation Ceremony [11:13] Sign     #ThePrincessGraduates [11:14] Sosuke     She's graduating three months     after enrolling at this school. [11:17] Sosuke     It's all so sudden that I don't     even feel anything about it. [11:21] Sign     Congratulatory Graduation Ceremony [11:26] Sosuke     What the hell is my dad     doing in the guest seats? [11:30] Sosuke     He probably asked the principal or someone... [11:33] Sosuke     That bastard didn't even     show up for my graduation. [11:38] Yamashita     Sara Kusanagi. [11:39] Sara     Yes! [11:41] Guardian A     Is that her? [11:42] Guardian B     Oh, is that Her Highness? [11:43] Sosuke     Huh? Wait, what? [11:45] Sosuke     I knew that Sara was popular at school, [11:47] Sosuke     but why are the parents making a fuss? [11:50] Yamashita     Now, a farewell address     from the other students. [11:54] Student A     To the elder students in the     sixth grade and Sara-sama, [11:59] Student A     congratulations on your graduation. [12:02] All     Congratulations! [12:03] Sosuke     Yeah, that's much more like it... [12:05] Sosuke     Wait, "Sara-sama"?! [12:07] Student B     The days we spent with the sixth-graders     and Sara-sama will be always be dear to us. [12:17] Student B     Thank you very much for so many      amazing memories. [12:21] Students     Thank you very much! [12:24] Sosuke     Really, no one's saying anything?! [12:26] Student C     We will never forget December 13th, [12:30] Student C     the day that the great Sara Kusanagi-sama      enrolled at our school. [12:35] All     Thanks for coming to our school! [12:38] Yume Mizusawa     Sara-sama protected me (warawa)      as the assistant leader. [12:44] Student D     Thanks to Sara-sama, everyone     in our class got along. [12:48] Student E     I was able to stop my parents from divorcing. [12:51] Sosuke     What in the world am I being     forced to watch right now? [12:52] Student F     My NEET older brother actually got a job. [12:56] Yume Mizusawa     Sara-sama, thank you very much     for enrolling at our school. [13:03] All     Thank you very much! [13:03] Sosuke     Seriously, how the hell was she spending     her elementary school days? [13:07] Yamashita     Now, the graduating class     will give their response. [13:10] Yamashita     We traditionally have all     of them participate, but this year, [13:14] Yamashita     Sara Kusanagi-san will represent them. [13:17] Sosuke     Why, though?! [13:18] Sosuke     I didn't hear anything about this! [13:24] Sara     To the rest of the student body, [13:26] Sara     that was a lovely address from the heart. [13:30] Sara     I am now certain that I am leaving     this school in worthy hands. [13:37] Students     Sara-sama... [13:39] Sosuke     Why is Sara the representative when     she's only been here for three months?! [13:42] Sara     That I got to spend my first school     experience with all of you wonderful students [13:43] Sosuke     I'm so curious now that I can't     focus on what she's saying! [13:49] Sara     was extremely fortuitous indeed. [13:56] Sara     Lastly, I would like     to thank you all with a song. [14:01] Sara     Now, bring on the music! [14:03] Sara     "Just a Positive Pop Song     with Uplifting Lyrics!" [14:04] Sign     °That's the name of the song [14:08] Sosuke     Huh? What? [14:09] Sara     Let's celebrate our new journey     by bringing the house down! [14:17] Sara Song     There's hope within your heart! [14:20] Sara Song     And your smile is right here! [14:23] Sara Song     Today is a glorious day! [14:25] Sara Song     It's very important and like no other! [14:28] Sosuke     Dear god, they have pen lights... [14:29] Sara Song     There's courage within your heart! [14:30] Yayoi     Excuse me. You're Sara-sama's     father, aren't you? [14:31] Sara Song     And the tears make your eyes misty! [14:33] Sosuke     Huh?! [14:33] Yayoi     Please, take this. [14:34] Sara Song     I'm sure you want to say a lot of thank-yous! [14:35] Sosuke     Th-Thank you... [14:39] Sara Song     Do you know what lies at     the end of the blue sky? [14:45] Sara Song     It's probably filled with     a lot of awesome things! [14:50] Sosuke     Still not an athletic bone in her body. [14:50] Sara Song     See? Everyone's happy! [14:53] Sara Song     See? Everyone's saying congrats! [14:56] Sara Song     Today, I feel like I want     to run towards the future! [15:01] Sosuke     Good grief... [15:01] Sara Song     See? Everyone's happy! [15:03] Sosuke     She's definitely making one hell     of a memory in the end. [15:04] Sara Song     See? Everyone's saying congrats! [15:07] Sara Song     Let's smile and laugh lots today! [15:11] Sara     Thank you! [15:18] Yayoi     By the way, Sara-sama... [15:20] Sara     Hmm? [15:21] Yayoi     What's your type? [15:24] Sara     Well, whoever it may be,      we'd have to start off as friends. [15:27] Yayoi     So you're not really interested     in anyone your age or younger? [15:31] Sara     That could be. [15:33] Yayoi     So, what are you into if they're older? [15:37] Sara     Let's see... [15:39] Sara     Someone who, despite how plain they look,     always responds to the dumb things I say [15:44] Sara     and is so kind that it might even     be to a fault, perhaps. [15:47] Yayoi     What? That seems super specific... [15:50] Yayoi     Are you talking about an actual person? [15:52] Sara     Well... who knows? [15:57] Puriketsu Song     I wish to bask in that divine moment! [15:57] Sign     #TheLegendEnds [16:03] Puriketsu Song     And you're the one who gave me all the love! [16:11] Puriketsu     Thank you! [16:16] Puriketsu     And now, we have a really huge     announcement for you guys. [16:22] Puriketsu     Ready, and... [16:24] Three     Grasshopper the Savior     is doing our major debut! [16:50] Noa     Here you are, Livia-sama. [16:52] Livia     Thank you kindly. [16:53] Livia     Now, let us toast to a     successful national tour! [16:58] Noa     Cheers! [16:59] Sign     Grasshopper the Savior [17:03] Livia     We'll finally getting our     major debut next month. [17:05] Noa     It's all happened so fast. [17:12] Noa     Livia-sama, thank you so very     much for appearing before me. [17:19] Noa     I was forced to become a religious     leader at a young age, [17:22] Noa     so I never had any of the normal     experiences people have growing up. [17:27] Livia     Noa-dono... [17:29] Noa     So, for me, spending this time     with you and Asumi-san [17:34] Noa     was so much fun that     it felt like reclaiming my youth. [17:39] Livia     And even more fun days await us. [17:43] Noa     You're right. I want to become even happier. [17:48] Livia     Noa-dono... [17:51] Livia     O-Oh dear... [17:55] Livia     Sounds like Puriketsu-dono is here! [17:57] Noa     Tch. [18:00] Detective     We're with the police.     You must be Noa Kinoshita-san. [18:04] Noa     Yes. [18:06] Detective     We have a warrant for your arrest     on suspicion of insider trading. [18:11] Detective     Would you accompany us to the station? [18:13] Livia     Th-The police?! [18:15] Livia     Noa-dono... [18:17] Livia     "In-cider"? [18:21] Sign     Suspect [18:21] Sign     Noa Minakami (Real name: Noa Kinoshita) [18:21] Noa     I'm terribly sorry, Livia-sama. [19:51] Sign     I hope these peaceful days continue forever.     -Sosuke Kaburaya [19:56] Sign     #ASaladBowlofEccentrics [20:01] Brenda     I'm the on-call lawyer, Aisaki. [20:04] Noa     Sensei... is there any possibility     of me being found innocent? [20:14] Sign     Kaburaya Detective Agency [20:15] Casters     Good morning. [20:17] Male Caster     Here's our first story on today's     edition of Good Morning, Gifu*. [20:20] Female Caster     Last night around 8 PM, a member of the*     girls' rock band Grasshopper the Savior, [20:25] Female Caster     legal name Noa Kinoshita, was arrested     on suspicion of insider trading. [20:30] Sara     Huh, never heard of that band. [20:32] Sosuke     A musician doing insider trading? [20:35] Female Caster     Grasshopper the Savior,     the band she belonged to, [20:38] Sign     Suspected of insider trading [20:38] Sign     Picture from her band's homepage [20:38] Sign     The day of their major debut...          Good Morning, Gifu [20:38] Sign     Arrested Suspect Noa Kinoshita (22) [20:39] Female Caster     just announced at a show last night [20:41] Female Caster     that they were going to have their     major debut through Gift Records. [20:45] Female Caster     According a statement from the police,     Kinoshita found out in January [20:49] Female Caster     from someone involved     that Hirugano Electricity, Inc. [20:53] Female Caster     would be bought out by a competitor. [20:56] Female Caster     She's suspected of buying up Hirugano stock. [21:00] Sara     She was actually in a band?! [21:03] Sosuke     And they were going to have a major debut? [21:06] Sosuke     I see this is all insane as usual... [21:13] Puriketsu     I wonder what's gonna happen now. [21:16] Livia     Who knows? [21:17] Livia     Whatever will come, will come. [21:20] Puriketsu     You're certainly taking this well, Livia-chan. [21:23] Livia     Well, we've been through a lot... [21:26] Livia     And I'm sure there will be     a lot more in the future. [21:35] Sosuke     Huh... [21:37] Sosuke     I didn't know you took on cases     other than divorces, Brenda-san. [21:40] Sosuke     Not to mention ones that wound up on TV. [21:43] Brenda     But of course. Are you impressed? [21:45] Sosuke     Sure, I guess. [21:47] Brenda     I see. [21:49] Brenda     As a lawyer, I'm going to do everything     in my power to get to the truth. [21:53] Brenda     That means that I need you to work     your butt off too, Sosuke-kun. [22:02] Sara     To think that you'd end up on a job     for the sake of Livia's bandmate... [22:07] Sara     This world is truly never boring. [22:09] Sosuke     Yeah. [22:11] Sosuke     Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture. [22:13] Sosuke     One of the many local cities     in Japan that never stands out. [22:18] Sosuke     But there are plenty of eccentrics     living in cities like this. [22:22] Sosuke     While they may affect each other's stories, [22:26] Sosuke     they never blend together.     They just keep writing their own. [22:39] Sign     Gifu Keirin Cycling Racetrack [22:43] Sign     Kogane Shrine [22:55] Sosuke     The rhapsody of these eccentrics that comes     to life in this boring town... [23:01] Sosuke     will continue playing on. [23:51] Sign     The End