# A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics
Sosuke Kaburaya is a detective struggling to make ends meet. While on a case, he happens upon Sara da Odin, a princess from another world who wields magical powers. Sara quickly adjusts to modern Japanese life as Livia de Udis, a knight from Sara’s kingdom, arrives to find her. Soon enough, both Sara and Livia’s positivity begins to rub off on Sosuke and the neighborhood’s cast of characters.
# Season 1
# E1 - Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8J2P3/awaiting-kirin-from-another-world)
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**[00:05] Sign**
Ofim Empire Territory: Former Demon Lord's Castle
**[00:13] Livia**
I shall hold off our pursuers.
**[00:17] Livia**
Please hurry and go, Princess!
**[00:19] Sara**
Livia...
**[00:21] Sara**
Don't you dare die!
**[00:22] Soldier A**
Let's go!
**[00:23] Soldier A**
Now we have you!
**[00:24] Soldier B**
Drop your sword!
**[00:25] Livia**
Curse you rebels.
**[00:27] Livia**
I swear on the honor of the Udis clan, defenders
of the imperial family for generations...
**[00:31] Livia**
I shall protect the princess at all costs!
**[00:33] Soldier A**
The imperial family?! Princess?!
**[00:35] Soldier B**
So that girl *was* one of them!
**[00:37] Livia**
Curses! They've found us out!
**[00:39] Sara**
*Darn it, Livia!*
**[00:41] Livia**
Have at you!
**[00:54] Sara**
I see... So this is the portal
said to connect to another world.
**[00:58] Sara**
It certainly looks forbidding.
**[01:01] Sara**
But my options are limited, so...
**[01:03] Sara**
Hup!
**[02:53] Sign**
Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture
**[02:55] Sosuke**
*Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.*
**[02:57] Sosuke**
*It had its heyday in the Sengoku period*
**[02:59] Sosuke**
*as Nobunaga Oda's home base...*
**[03:02] Sosuke**
*But now it's just another bland city.*
**[03:04] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[03:04] Sign**
Healthy Veggies
**[03:04] Sosuke**
* And within it lives*
* a rather simple, bland detective.*
**[03:05] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[03:09] Sosuke**
*I'm talking about myself here.*
**[03:12] Sign**
Detective
**[03:12] Sign**
Sosuke Kaburaya
**[03:13] Sosuke**
*I'm Sosuke Kaburaya, 29 years old.*
**[03:16] Sosuke**
*I work as a detective.*
**[03:20] Sosuke**
* I'm currently tailing a salaryman*
* named Koji Takemoto.*
**[03:23] Sosuke**
*The client is his wife,*
**[03:23] Sign**
Koji Takemoto
**[03:25] Sosuke**
* who says he started acting odd*
* a few months ago.*
**[03:27] Sosuke**
*She thinks he's cheating on her.*
**[03:29] Sosuke**
*I've been following him for three days now.*
**[03:32] Sosuke**
*I'm hoping to catch something soon, but...*
**[03:47] Sosuke**
Wha...
**[03:48] Sosuke**
Wh-What the hell is that?
**[04:00] Sara**
Hmm, so this is another world...
**[04:03] Sosuke**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[04:04] Sara**
Huh?
**[04:05] Sosuke**
What the hell...?
**[04:05] Sara**
Oh, my apologies.
**[04:08] Sosuke**
Who the hell are you?!
Where'd you even come from?!
**[04:11] Sara**
I was in the air when I exited the portal.
**[04:14] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[04:14] Sara**
I survived since you
were positioned below me.
**[04:17] Sosuke**
Listen here...
**[04:18] Sosuke**
Shit. I lost him.
**[04:20] Sosuke**
Damn it all...
**[04:22] Sosuke**
Ow!
**[04:23] Sosuke**
Yikes. That's pretty deep.
**[04:26] Sara**
You're a grown man.
Don't panic over a mere flesh wound.
**[04:30] Sosuke**
What?
**[04:30] Sara**
Here.
**[04:34] Sara**
There.
**[04:36] Sosuke**
Wait, what?
**[04:41] Sosuke**
It's all better?!
**[04:43] Sara**
Hmm?
**[04:45] Sara**
I see.
**[04:47] Sara**
To think I teleported
to a world with no magic...
**[04:51] Sosuke**
So, what's your deal anyway?
**[04:54] Sara**
My name is Sara da Odin.
**[04:57] Sara**
I've come from another world,
**[04:59] Sara**
where I was the seventh princess
of the Ofim Empire,
**[05:03] Sara**
which was sacked in a rebellion.
**[05:06] Sara**
So I escaped here to this world.
**[05:08] Sosuke**
You're from another world? What are you...
**[05:11] Sosuke**
But wait.
**[05:12] Sosuke**
Now that you say that...
**[05:14] Sosuke**
Actually, how are we even
able to communicate then?
**[05:17] Sara**
Hmm, that is quite mysterious.
**[05:20] Sara**
I wonder if a translation spell was placed
on me as I went through the portal.
**[05:25] Sosuke**
A spell, huh?
**[05:27] Sosuke**
Can't say I'm fully convinced yet, but can you
use anything other than healing magic?
**[05:32] Sara**
Naturally. Would you like to see?
**[05:34] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[05:35] Sara**
Very well.
**[05:45] Sara**
But a taste of my specialty attack magic!
**[05:49] Sara**
I can conjure even larger explosions!
**[05:52] Sara**
Care to see more?!
**[05:54] Sosuke**
Absolutely not, you fool!
**[05:56] Sosuke**
We need to get the hell outta here!
**[05:56] Sara**
Hmm?
**[05:58] Sosuke**
People will be here any minute!
**[06:00] Sara**
I can easily blow away ten
or twenty soldiers—
**[06:04] Sosuke**
You're not blowing *anyone* away!
**[06:06] Sosuke**
If you wanna live in this country,
**[06:07] Sosuke**
knock it off with the
shitty fantasy sensibilities!
**[06:14] Enemy Soldier B**
She's too strong!
**[06:15] Enemy Soldier C**
Retreat! Retreat!
**[06:20] Livia**
*Princess...*
**[06:22] Livia**
*I shall accompany you... to another world!*
**[06:31] Livia**
So this is another world?
**[06:34] Livia**
It looks quite different from the empire.
**[06:35] Sign**
Muriya
**[06:38] Sign**
Curry Fair
Limited Time
**[06:40] Livia**
Pardon me.
**[06:41] Man A**
Yes? How can I...
**[06:44] Livia**
Huh? Um...
**[06:45] Livia**
Excuse me. Could you spare a moment—
**[06:48] Livia**
Hey, wait!
**[06:53] Livia**
Ack! C-Crap.
**[06:57] Livia**
Glance.
**[06:58] Livia**
*First things first!*
**[07:06] Sign**
Nagara River
***SIGN*** Catching sweetfish from the Nagara requires a fishing permit. (Do not attempt to catch them any other way.)
**[07:42] Livia**
This fish is quite delicious.
**[07:47] Livia**
*That must be the castle of this country.*
**[07:50] Livia**
* I should petition the lord there*
* and seek their aid.*
**[08:06] Livia**
Just as my clothes were finally dry, too...
**[08:09] Livia**
Sorry to barge in to get out of the rain.
**[08:15] Suzuki**
Do what you want. I'm in no
position to be calling the shots.
**[08:19] Livia**
Thank you very much.
**[08:21] Livia**
My name is Livia de Udis.
**[08:22] Sign**
Lady Knight
**[08:22] Sign**
Livia de Udis
**[08:25] Suzuki**
I'm Suzuki.
**[08:25] Sign**
Homeless
**[08:25] Sign**
Suzuki?
**[08:27] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[08:33] Sosuke**
* I brought her here without thinking,*
* but what am I supposed to do with her?*
**[08:37] Sosuke**
* Pretty sure if I take her to the police,*
* it's just gonna get messy...*
**[08:40] Livia**
By the way, Sosuke, what is your occupation?
**[08:44] Sosuke**
Oh, I'm a private detective.
**[08:46] Livia**
A private detective?
**[08:48] Sosuke**
I look for people, do background checks,
and all sorts of other things.
**[08:51] Livia**
Are you like a shinobi, perhaps?
**[08:53] Sosuke**
A shinobi...? Oh, a ninja.
**[08:57] Sosuke**
Well, I guess we have some things in common.
**[08:59] Sosuke**
Except how does someone from
a fantasy world know about ninjas?
**[09:05] Sosuke**
Yeah, that's not letting up anytime soon.
**[09:10] Sosuke**
Guess I have to put you up for the night.
**[09:12] Sosuke**
Just make sure you're out early tomorrow.
**[09:14] Sara**
All right.
**[09:15] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[09:16] Sosuke**
You're okay with that?
**[09:17] Sara**
But in exchange, I'll have to erase
your memories when I leave.
**[09:20] Sosuke**
What? You're saying you'll wipe
my memory of meeting you?
**[09:24] Sosuke**
Magic that convenient exists?
**[09:26] Sara**
Of course not.
**[09:28] Sara**
Obviously, you'd lose anywhere from
a few weeks to years' worth of memories.
**[09:32] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[09:33] Sara**
Worst case scenario,
you could end up an invalid.
**[09:36] Sosuke**
Wha?
**[09:37] Sara**
I should also note that I've never
actually tried the spell myself.
**[09:41] Sosuke**
What?!
**[09:42] Sosuke**
Then I'd *definitely* end up an invalid!
**[09:45] Sosuke**
Why do you need to erase
my memories anyway?!
**[09:47] Sara**
If this country's scientists or intelligence
agencies find out about my magic,
**[09:51] Sara**
I could end up some kind of guinea pig.
**[09:54] Sara**
So, just in case.
**[09:55] Sosuke**
* I mean, I guess I've seen scenes*
* like that in sci-fi movies, but...*
**[09:58] Sara**
Stop this at once!
**[10:00] Sara**
So, what will it be? Will you kick me out?
**[10:06] Sosuke**
Until you drop the shitty fantasy worldview
and find somewhere else to freeload...
**[10:13] Sosuke**
Please stay here!
**[10:15] Sosuke**
I'm begging you.
**[10:17] Sara**
Very well. I'll be in your care.
**[10:19] Livia**
What?! No one lives in that castle?!
**[10:22] Suzuki**
Yeah. It's just a museum reconstructed
to look like the original Gifu Castle.
**[10:27] Livia**
Then where is the lord of this country?!
**[10:30] Suzuki**
Lord? I guess you really are clueless.
**[10:34] Suzuki**
What country are you from?
**[10:37] Livia**
I can only say I come from far away...
**[10:40] Suzuki**
Well, I've got no intention of prying.
**[10:43] Suzuki**
But you seem like some lady knight
here from another world.
**[10:47] Livia**
Wha—
**[10:50] Suzuki**
Anyway, you can use the
cardboard back there tonight.
**[10:54] Livia**
Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
**[10:57] Sign**
Lady Knight
**[10:58] Sign**
Homeless
**[11:02] Suzuki**
Hey, wake up.
**[11:05] Suzuki**
Were you actually able to sleep?
**[11:07] Livia**
Yes! It was the best rest I've had in a while.
**[11:10] Suzuki**
Seriously?
**[11:11] Suzuki**
The trucks that go through here
make a racket even at night.
**[11:14] Suzuki**
Maybe you're cut out for the homeless life.
**[11:17] Livia**
I'm not sure if I should take
that as a compliment...
**[11:21] Suzuki**
Welp, let's go get some breakfast.
**[11:24] Livia**
Breakfast?
**[11:25] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[11:26] TV Newscasters**
*Good morning!*
**[11:27] TV Newscaster (M)**
*Today, we're starting off* Good
Morning, Gifu *with the news.*
**[11:31] TV Newscaster (F)**
* We've received reports from local*
* residents that a huge explosion*
**[11:35] TV Newscaster (F)**
* went off last night around 8 PM*
* in a park within Gifu City.*
**[11:40] TV Newscaster (F)**
* The police are investigating whether*
* it was planned or an accident.*
**[11:43] Sign**
Gifu City
**[11:43] Sign**
Good Morning, Gifu
**[11:43] Sign**
BREAKING
**[11:43] Sign**
Mysterious Explosion at the Park?!
**[11:45] Murata**
*Some volunteers usually feed us in this park,*
**[11:49] Murata**
*but not with this mess going on.*
**[11:51] Murata**
*It's pretty terrible.*
**[11:53] TV Newscaster (M)**
*Now for our next story.*
**[11:54] Sosuke**
*Well, your culprit's right here...*
**[11:55] TV Newscaster (M)**
* At the city aquarium, this tortoise is one*
* of many babies being born right now.*
**[11:55] Sign**
Princess from
Another World
**[11:55] Sign**
Sara da Odin
**[12:00] Sara**
The food in this world isn't strictly bad,
but it's definitely lacking...
**[12:01] Reporter**
*Hi, hi! I'm here at the aquarium!*
**[12:03] Reporter**
*There are so many fish!*
**[12:05] Sosuke**
Don't take me as representative.
**[12:08] Sosuke**
There are lots of families eating better.
**[12:10] Sara**
Then I would also like to eat better food.
**[12:14] Sosuke**
Don't count on it.
**[12:15] Sara**
And why not?
**[12:16] Sosuke**
Because I'm poor.
**[12:17] Sara**
Ah, the plainest and simplest answer.
**[12:20] Sara**
Do private detectives really make so little?
**[12:24] Sosuke**
It honestly depends, but there are
guys who definitely strike it rich.
**[12:27] Sara**
Then why don't you strike it rich?
**[12:29] Sosuke**
This line of work usually takes
a whole team of people working together.
**[12:33] Sosuke**
But I'm on my own here.
**[12:35] Sosuke**
So the work I can take is limited,
**[12:38] Sosuke**
and I don't make enough to hire anyone,
so I'm forever alone.
**[12:40] Sara**
So you've already been checkmated?
**[12:43] Sosuke**
I have not!
**[12:44] Sosuke**
Not yet...
**[12:45] Sara**
Not yet?
**[12:46] Sosuke**
I at least have some savings
and some regular clients.
**[12:50] Sosuke**
I just can't spoil you.
**[12:52] Sosuke**
Sorry.
**[12:56] Sara**
What a cruel world...
**[12:59] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[12:59] Sign**
Raicho
**[13:00] Sosuke**
Folks from the cafe downstairs
said they'd lend you clothes.
**[13:03] Sara**
Ooh!
**[13:04] Sosuke**
You're a lifesaver, Rinri-san.
**[13:08] Sara**
I'm going to the library.
**[13:08] Sign**
Minna no Mori
**[13:12] Sign**
Minna no Mori
**[13:12] Sara**
Games are so fun! So much fun!
**[13:19] Takemoto**
I'm home.
**[13:24] Sosuke**
I've struck out seven days in a row.
**[13:29] Sign**
On my way back now
**[13:30] Sosuke**
*On my way back now.*
**[13:30] Sign**
Read
**[13:31] Sara**
*I'm starving...*
**[13:31] Sign**
Sara
**[13:31] Sign**
I'm
starving...
**[13:33] Sign**
I'll grab some half-price bentos and head home
**[13:33] Sosuke**
* I'll grab some half-price*
* bentos and head home.*
**[13:35] Sign**
Sara
**[13:35] Sign**
Yay!
**[13:35] Sara**
Yay!
**[13:37] Sosuke**
I'm home.
**[13:37] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[13:39] Sign**
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
**[13:39] Sara**
Welcome back.
**[13:41] Sosuke**
I see you sure got used
to life in Japan quick.
**[13:45] Sara**
Well, I've always loved new things.
**[13:45] Sign**
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
**[13:49] Sara**
This world is filled with so much
entertainment. It's delightful.
**[13:52] Sara**
Though I cannot get over the sparse meals.
**[13:55] Sosuke**
All right, fine.
**[13:56] Sosuke**
If this job goes well and I get paid,
let's get something good to eat.
**[14:02] Sara**
Really?!
**[14:03] Sara**
And when will that be?
**[14:05] Sosuke**
No idea.
**[14:06] Sara**
I could help you out, you know?
**[14:10] Sosuke**
How will explosion magic
help me tail someone?
**[14:13] Sara**
My magic is not limited
to healing and explosions.
**[14:17] Sara**
How about magic to make you fly
or disappear, for example?
**[14:17] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[14:21] Sosuke**
You can do that?!
**[14:23] Sara**
Indeed.
**[14:23] Sosuke**
* Those powers wouldn't just be useful.*
* They're practically cheats.*
**[14:24] Sara**
Yay!
**[14:27] Sosuke**
But I still have to say no.
**[14:30] Sara**
And why is that?
**[14:30] Sosuke**
I can't have some kid tag along
on an infidelity investigation.
**[14:33] Sara**
Fear not.
**[14:35] Sara**
I am quite accustomed to seeing the
murkiest squabbles within the palace.
**[14:38] Sara**
Moreover, I was born to a concubine.
**[14:41] Sosuke**
A concubine?
Wait, that's like a mistress, right?
**[14:45] Sosuke**
Even so, the answer's still no.
**[14:47] Sara**
You're so stubborn.
**[14:49] Sara**
Besides, do you even take jobs other
than infidelity investigations?
**[14:53] Sara**
Just go and solve some
murder cases like Conan-kun!
**[14:54] Sign**
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
**[14:57] Sosuke**
No way.
**[14:58] Sosuke**
Private detectives don't go around
cracking complex cases like that in real life.
**[15:03] Sara**
What?! Say it isn't so!
**[15:05] Sosuke**
It's the truth.
**[15:08] Sosuke**
Real private eyes aren't heroes or anything.
**[15:12] Sara**
Hup...
**[15:15] Sara**
And here I was just thinking
how cool private eyes are...
**[15:21] Sosuke**
* I'm going to become*
* the detective I want to be!*
**[15:23] Sign**
Resignation
**[15:27] Sosuke**
*Heroes, huh?*
**[15:30] Sosuke**
* I guess even I looked up to the greats*
* who fought for justice once.*
**[15:43] Sosuke**
* He got off at a new stop,*
* then withdrew money*
**[15:45] Sosuke**
*from a convenience store ATM...*
**[15:47] Sosuke**
*Is he meeting his mistress here?*
**[15:56] Sosuke**
*There's no doubt about it.*
**[15:58] Sosuke**
*I'm definitely gonna catch him today.*
**[16:07] Sosuke**
* He's cheating with someone here?*
* There's no way...*
**[16:10] Takemoto**
Please...
**[16:12] Takemoto**
Please let this be the last time.
**[16:15] Criminal A**
Huh?! The hell're you talkin' about?!
**[16:20] Takemoto**
P-Please...
**[16:23] Takemoto**
Please just let me go!
**[16:25] Criminal B**
Hell nah.
**[16:27] Sosuke**
*Looks like they've got something on him*
**[16:30] Sosuke**
* and have been blackmailing*
* him for cash regularly.*
**[16:33] Sosuke**
* It turned out not to be infidelity,*
* but now I've gotten to the bottom of things.*
**[16:34] Takemoto**
Please just let me go.
I don't have any more money.
**[16:38] Sosuke**
* I just need to report back*
* to my client and I'm done.*
**[16:46] Criminal A**
Down you go!
**[16:48] Sosuke**
* Hey, come on now...*
* You're gonna end up killing the guy.*
**[16:51] Sosuke**
* Fine. Guess I'll call this in*
* and wait for the cops to come.*
**[16:56] Sara**
* And here I was just thinking*
* how cool private eyes are...*
**[17:00] Sosuke**
*Oh, damn it...*
**[17:03] Sosuke**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[17:07] Criminal C**
Come on. Get up.
**[17:08] Sosuke**
Excuse me...
**[17:09] Criminal C**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[17:11] Sousuke**
Er, um... Not anyone suspicious.
**[17:13] Sousuke**
I was just looking for
a deserted place to crap.
**[17:17] Sousuke**
Anyway... have I mentioned
I'm rather against violence?
**[17:21] Criminal A**
What?
**[17:22] Sosuke**
You could kill him if you keep going...
**[17:25] Criminal B**
Like we care. Watch it, or you're next.
**[17:27] Sosuke**
*Yeah, figures.*
**[17:27] Criminal A**
Hey! Let's take care of this guy, too!
**[17:29] Sosuke**
Now, now. Let's calm down.
**[17:31] Criminal B**
Hey!
**[17:31] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[17:32] Criminal B**
Where do you think you're lookin'?!
**[17:42] Criminal A**
Hey, what the hell'd y—
**[17:47] Sara**
Sosuke!
**[17:51] Sosuke**
Sara!
**[17:52] Sara**
I shall join you, Sosuke.
**[17:54] Sosuke**
What the hell are you doing here?!
**[17:56] Sara**
I was following you.
**[17:58] Sosuke**
What?!
**[18:00] Sara**
You never thought someone might tail you
**[18:03] Sara**
while you were tailing someone else, hmm?
**[18:05] Criminal C**
Hey!
**[18:07] Criminal C**
Who the hell are you?!
**[18:08] Sara**
My name is not important.
**[18:11] Sara**
I'm just a great detective passing by.
**[18:13] Criminal A**
What? A great detective?
**[18:15] Sara**
Indeed!
**[18:16] Sara**
On the outside, I'm a cute girl.
**[18:18] Sara**
Inside, I have a brilliant mind
and the firepower of a demon lord!
**[18:23] Sara**
People call me...
**[18:24] Sara**
Sara the great detective!
**[18:27] Sosuke**
You just gave your name,
and no one calls you that.
**[18:29] Sosuke**
Plus, no great detective
brags about firepower!
**[18:31] Sara**
You said yourself that real
private eyes aren't heroes, did you not?
**[18:36] Sara**
So you simply need to become one yourself!
**[18:39] Sara**
Just like a great detective
protagonist in a story!
**[18:45] Sosuke**
If it were that easy,
I wouldn't have to work so hard.
**[18:48] Sara**
Well, you've got a point.
**[18:50] Sara**
No matter how many of these thugs you defeat,
**[18:52] Sara**
they aren't worth any experience points.
**[18:55] Criminal C**
You little shit!
**[18:56] Criminal C**
Die, you bastard!
**[19:04] Sara**
Ooh! What was that?
**[19:06] Sara**
He just flew a little!
**[19:08] Sara**
I see! It must be the legendary
martial art Sherlock Holmes used
**[19:13] Sara**
called baritsu!
**[19:14] Sosuke**
No, it was systema.
**[19:15] Sosuke**
Also, how do you even know what baritsu is?
**[19:17] Sara**
I saw it on Wiki.
**[19:18] Sosuke**
Guess you're already a pro
at surfing the web...
**[19:20] Criminal D**
Who do you think you—
**[19:26] Sara**
Maybe you didn't need my assistance.
**[19:29] Sosuke**
Nah, I'd struggle against this many guys.
**[19:32] Sosuke**
Honestly, you saved me.
**[19:33] Sara**
Is that so?
**[19:39] Criminal A**
Wh-What the hell's your deal?!
**[19:41] Criminal A**
What did you just do?!
**[19:43] Sara**
Indeed, that was...
**[19:46] Sara**
Chinese martial arts!
**[19:48] Sara**
When you're an expert like me, you can
blow enemies away with your ki alone!
**[19:53] Sara**
Mere child's play!
**[19:54] Sosuke**
I guess you *do* want to hide your magic...
**[19:57] Criminal A**
Damn it! We'll all go after them at once!
**[20:00] Sosuke**
Make sure you go easy.
**[20:01] Sara**
I know.
**[20:02] Sara**
Great detectives do not kill.
**[20:11] Officer**
So, hey...
**[20:12] Officer**
You did all this single-handedly?
**[20:14] Sosuke**
Um, yeah.
**[20:15] Officer**
Mind coming down to the station?
**[20:17] Sosuke**
Okay...
**[20:19] Sosuke**
I'm home.
**[20:19] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[20:21] Sara**
That took a while.
**[20:22] Sosuke**
The police asked me all kinds of questions.
**[20:25] Sosuke**
Now, here's our dinner tonight.
**[20:25] Sign**
Half Off
CHEAP
**[20:25] Sign**
Hidagyu
**[20:27] Sosuke**
The high-end beef that Gifu is
so proud of... the great Hidagyu!
**[20:31] Sara**
With an unmistakable half-off sticker...
**[20:37] Sosuke**
Make sure you savor every bite.
**[20:38] Sara**
Indeed.
**[20:39] Both**
Let's eat!
**[20:47] Sosuke**
* Man, Hidagyu is truly*
* the best in the universe.*
**[20:51] Sara**
Wha...
**[20:52] Sara**
*Wh-Wh-What ish this?!*
**[20:55] Sara**
*It's so absolutely delicious!*
**[21:03] Sosuke**
There's plenty more where
that came from, so eat up.
**[21:04] Sign**
Half Off
CHEAP
**[21:11] Sosuke**
Sara.
**[21:11] Sara**
Hmm?
**[21:12] Sosuke**
You really helped me out today.
**[21:14] Sara**
Indeed, you should be grateful.
**[21:17] Sosuke**
I am, but don't do anything
like that on your own again.
**[21:20] Sara**
Hmm?
**[21:21] Sosuke**
This wound up not being an infidelity case,
**[21:24] Sosuke**
but kids shouldn't be involved
in detective work like this.
**[21:28] Sara**
Truly, I understand that you're
saying so for my sake.
**[21:34] Sara**
But I refuse!
**[21:35] Sosuke**
Why?
**[21:36] Sara**
Before you worry about what kind of morals
I learn, why not worry about my diet?
**[21:42] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[21:42] Sara**
That affects me greatly, as I'm still growing!
**[21:47] Sara**
To that end, I'll continue helping
you with work for my own sake.
**[21:51] Sara**
No complaining allowed.
**[22:03] Sosuke**
Yeah, okay.
**[22:05] Sosuke**
I'm counting on you, partner.
**[22:07] Sign**
#Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
**[22:07] Sara**
Indeed!
**[23:42] Livia**
Hup... There we go.
**[23:45] Livia**
Whew.
**[23:46] Livia**
Collecting cans can be quite intense.
Wouldn't you say so, Suzuki-dono?
**[23:50] Suzuki**
You've definitely got this
homeless thing down.
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
This is my attendant, Livia.
**[23:58] Sosuke**
Wait, does that mean she's
from another world too?
**[24:00] Sara**
Considering how the story was going,
I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
**[24:04] Livia**
Well, anyway... I will continue
protecting you in this world as well.
# E2 - Homeless Lady Knight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2NJD2/homeless-lady-knight)
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**[00:04] Suzuki**
Livia-san, you really are a natural
at this homeless thing.
**[00:09] Livia**
Yes. I've learned all the roads around here.
**[00:12] Livia**
Starting tomorrow, I think I can
gather cans even more efficiently.
**[00:16] Suzuki**
I guess I'll try a little
harder tomorrow, too.
**[00:21] Livia**
I won't be beat, Suzuki-dono!
**[00:24] Livia**
No, wait!
**[00:25] Livia**
What am I even doing?!
**[00:28] Livia**
Why am I becoming obsessed
with collecting empty cans?!
**[00:31] Livia**
At this rate, I won't have any
time to find the princess...
**[00:35] Suzuki**
Princess?
**[00:37] Livia**
Er, no, it's just...
There's someone I must locate.
**[00:42] Suzuki**
Any idea where they are?
**[00:47] Livia**
No, not at all.
**[00:49] Livia**
Though I believe it's somewhere in this city.
**[00:52] Suzuki**
In that case, you're going to have
to ask around or hire a detective.
**[00:58] Livia**
A detective?
**[00:59] Suzuki**
They're basically pros at finding people.
**[01:02] Suzuki**
Of course, you'll need money to hire one.
**[01:05] Livia**
I see...
**[01:07] Livia**
Then I must save up some money forthwith!
**[02:42] Sign**
#HomelessLadyKnight
**[02:49] Livia**
Have you by chance seen this person?
**[02:54] High School Girls**
Nope!
**[02:58] Suzuki**
I did some research, and it costs
about this much to find someone.
**[03:03] Suzuki**
If you have no clue where they are,
**[03:05] Suzuki**
the search gets tricky
and the price skyrockets.
**[03:08] Livia**
Wha—?!
**[03:09] Livia**
Th-Then, at this rate...
**[03:13] Livia**
I wonder how many more months it'll take.
**[03:15] Suzuki**
With a smartphone or bank account,
**[03:17] Suzuki**
there are more efficient ways to make money.
**[03:20] Suzuki**
But you need a permanent address
and ID for those.
**[03:23] Livia**
A permanent address?
I definitely don't have that...
**[03:27] Suzuki**
You could go to City Hall and have them
get you into a halfway house, but...
**[03:32] Suzuki**
In your case, you might end up detained
for entering the country illegally.
**[03:37] Livia**
Then I guess I'm out of luck.
**[03:40] Suzuki**
Pretty much.
**[03:42] Livia**
Still, even if I can't make use of such
services, couldn't you, Suzuki-dono?
**[03:47] Suzuki**
Well, as for me,
I still have a certificate of residence,
**[03:51] Suzuki**
so if I did the paperwork, I probably could.
**[03:53] Livia**
So why don't you?
**[03:55] Livia**
You seem rather knowledgeable, Suzuki-dono.
**[03:59] Livia**
I do beg your pardon, but it's rather
strange for you to be living like this.
**[04:04] Suzuki**
All kinds of folks end up homeless.
**[04:07] Suzuki**
Though, in my case, I'm just a loser.
**[04:15] Takeo**
Hey, you.
**[04:17] Takeo**
You're the homeless chick I've been
hearing about lately, aren't you?
**[04:22] Livia**
You've been... hearing about me?
**[04:25] Sign**
Takeo
**[04:25] Takeo**
Yup, the hot foreigner with silver hair
**[04:27] Takeo**
who's been carrying around
a stupid amount of cans.
**[04:31] Takeo**
The other homeless guys were complaining
**[04:33] Takeo**
that some newbie's
eating into their earnings.
**[04:37] Livia**
I do apologize for that.
**[04:39] Livia**
But I must make money posthaste.
**[04:43] Takeo**
I figured as much! I actually have a job
where you can earn some cash quick.
**[04:49] Takeo**
Wanna give it a try?
**[04:50] Livia**
Really?!
**[04:52] Livia**
Such a job exists?
**[04:54] Takeo**
All you've gotta do is sit
with people and drink booze.
**[04:58] Takeo**
We even have employee dorms!
**[05:00] Livia**
That's wonderful! Consider me in!
**[05:02] Suzuki**
Don't do it. I don't think you're
cut out for that kind of work.
**[05:07] Livia**
Suzuki-dono?
**[05:08] Takeo**
What's your problem, old man?
You with her or something?
**[05:11] Suzuki**
Not exactly.
**[05:13] Takeo**
Then could you kindly butt out?
**[05:17] Suzuki**
You're right.
**[05:19] Livia**
Suzuki-dono...
**[05:22] Manager**
Have you ever worked at a sexy cabaret club?
**[05:26] Livia**
A sexy what?
**[05:27] Livia**
I do not have any experience,
**[05:29] Livia**
but I know how to conduct myself
at watering holes.
**[05:32] Manager**
Watering holes? That's a great way to put it.
**[05:36] Manager**
Let's have you start today.
**[05:40] Livia**
Yes, sir!
**[05:41] Sign**
Homeless
**[05:42] Sign**
Hostess
**[05:44] Manager**
This is Puriketsu-san.
**[05:46] Puriketsu**
Hiya, I'm Puriketsu. Totes nice to meet you.
**[05:48] Manager**
Make sure you teach our newbie
everything she needs to know.
**[05:52] Sign**
Hostess
**[05:52] Sign**
Puriketsu
**[05:55] Livia**
My name is Livia.
I appreciate your guidance, Puriketsu-dono.
**[05:59] Puriketsu**
Hey, your Japanese is really good, Livia-chan!
**[06:03] Puriketsu**
First, we'll have to find you an outfit...
**[06:07] Puriketsu**
Actually, before that,
you need a shower. You sorta smell.
**[06:12] Livia**
I mean, I have been washing off
the sweat in the river daily...
**[06:16] Puriketsu**
In the river?!
**[06:18] Livia**
Well, I was homeless up until a moment ago.
**[06:21] Puriketsu**
You were homeless?
**[06:23] Puriketsu**
That must've been rough!
**[06:31] Sign**
Thank you for everything
**[06:36] Puriketsu**
I thought these would look best on you.
**[06:39] Livia**
I'll be wearing one of those?
**[06:41] Puriketsu**
Feel free to pick whichever.
**[06:51] Black Suit**
Table 5's asking for you, Puriketsu-san.
**[06:54] Puriketsu**
Roger! You're coming with, Livia-chan.
**[06:58] Livia**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[07:03] Livia**
*What exactly... is this?*
**[07:07] Livia**
*Could this place be...*
**[07:09] Livia**
*some lecherous establishment?*
**[07:12] Puriketsu**
Thanks for choosing me again, Mr. President.
**[07:16] Kusanagi**
I wanted to see you so badly
that I came back today.
**[07:20] Kusanagi**
By the way, who's this?
**[07:22] Puriketsu**
This is our newbie, Livia-chan.
**[07:24] Kusanagi**
Oho! Well, ain't she a cutie?
**[07:28] Puriketsu**
Come on, Livia-chan.
Have a seat next to the president.
**[07:32] Livia**
O-Of course.
**[07:33] Kusanagi**
Oh? I love how innocent you seem.
**[07:36] Kusanagi**
Maybe I'll give you a little
reward to welcome you.
**[07:39] Livia**
Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
How dare you?!
**[07:42] Kusanagi**
Wow, you've really got the
lady knight act down.
**[07:46] Livia**
*To think that I couldn't even react...*
**[07:49] Livia**
*This man is no ordinary foe.*
**[07:52] Livia**
*W-Wait, are these...*
**[07:55] Livia**
T-Ten thousand yen bills?!
**[07:56] Livia**
I've never seen these before!
**[07:59] Kusanagi**
You're pretty funny, kid.
**[08:01] Puriketsu**
Mr. President!
**[08:03] Puriketsu**
No fair giving Livia-chan all the attention.
**[08:05] Kusanagi**
Oh, fine.
**[08:07] Kusanagi**
Here, here. Plenty more
where that came from! Kidding!
**[08:09] Puriketsu**
That tickles, Mr. President! Oh, you...
**[08:09] Livia**
* D-Does that mean I'm to let*
* this man grope my chest?*
**[08:15] Livia**
* Still... this is far easier than running*
* all around the city to earn spare change.*
**[08:20] Livia**
*It won't take long to earn what I need.*
**[08:23] Livia**
*B-But this is just...*
**[08:26] Police Officer**
All right, no one move!
**[08:29] Police Officer**
Police!
**[08:31] Livia**
The police?
**[08:32] Puriketsu**
Man, it's gotta suck having to deal
with a raid on your first day, Livia-chan.
**[08:37] Hostess A**
Well, there were rumors about this place
doing some illegal business, so...
**[08:41] Livia**
Pardon me, but what's going
to happen to us now?
**[08:45] Hostess B**
They'll probably just question
us for a bit, but that's it.
**[08:49] Livia**
Questioning?
**[08:53] Livia**
I'm terribly sorry, but I will be fleeing.
**[08:57] Livia**
Puriketsu-dono, I thank you for everything.
**[08:59] Puriketsu**
Huh? Wait, Livia-chan.
We're on the fifth floor.
**[09:03] Livia**
It's all right. That won't be a problem!
**[09:06] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan!
**[09:19] Livia**
This is quite embarrassing,
but I have returned.
**[09:22] Livia**
Would you mind letting me stay here again?
**[09:25] Suzuki**
I told you before. I'm in no
position to be calling the shots.
**[09:30] Livia**
You have my thanks.
**[09:34] Suzuki**
I went to the library this afternoon
and did a bit of research online.
**[09:38] Suzuki**
Apparently, there's a detective agency in town
**[09:40] Suzuki**
that takes jobs
for a retainer fee of 30,000 yen.
**[09:43] Livia**
Is there really?!
**[09:45] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[09:45] Sign**
RAICHO
**[09:50] Sara**
Coming!
**[09:51] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[09:56] Sara**
Hmm?
**[09:57] Livia**
P-Princess...
**[10:00] Sara**
Ah, it's you, Livia—
**[10:02] Livia**
Princess!
**[10:04] Livia**
Thank goodness you're safe!
**[10:05] Sara**
So, you're alive as well.
**[10:08] Livia**
Of course! But whatever are
you doing here, Princess?
**[10:11] Sara**
I'm working at this detective agency.
**[10:15] Livia**
My word!
**[10:16] Sara**
What have you been up to?
**[10:19] Livia**
I've...
**[10:23] Livia**
been homeless.
**[10:26] Sara**
My word.
**[10:27] Sosuke**
Sara, who the heck are you talking to?
**[10:30] Sara**
Ah, Sosuke. This is my attendant, Livia.
**[10:34] Sosuke**
Your attendant? Wait, does that mean
she's from another world too?
**[10:38] Sara**
Considering how the story was going,
I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
**[10:43] Livia**
You thought I had perished?!
**[10:46] Livia**
Well, anyway... I will continue
protecting you in this world as well.
**[10:50] Sara**
Hmm... Well, it's rather peaceful here.
**[10:53] Livia**
Even so, it is my duty
to protect you, Princess!
**[10:57] Sosuke**
Huh? Wait, so you're crashing here too?
**[11:00] Livia**
But of course! I cannot
leave my princess's side.
**[11:04] Sosuke**
You can't be serious!
This place is cramped enough as is!
**[11:08] Sara**
To be honest, I don't know
about leaving my retainer homeless...
**[11:12] Sosuke**
What? You're homeless?
**[11:17] Sara**
Say, Sosuke.
**[11:19] Sara**
Why don't you hire Livia as well?
**[11:22] Sosuke**
Uh, I don't have that kind of money.
**[11:25] Livia**
If you will allow me to live here,
I do not require any pay!
**[11:29] Livia**
I humbly request that you employ me.
**[11:32] Sara**
Take her in!
**[11:37] Sosuke**
All right, fine.
**[11:38] Sign**
Homeless
**[11:40] Sign**
Detective's Assistant
**[11:42] Livia**
And so...
**[11:44] Livia**
Suzuki-dono, you have my thanks
for all you've done for me.
**[11:49] Suzuki**
You don't need to thank me.
**[11:51] Suzuki**
I, uh... had some fun meeting you, too.
**[11:55] Livia**
Suzuki-dono.
**[11:57] Livia**
I do not know why you are homeless,
**[12:01] Livia**
but if you still have a place to return to...
**[12:03] Livia**
I believe you should.
**[12:07] Suzuki**
I'd like to tell you to
mind your own business,
**[12:11] Suzuki**
but a lady knight
from another world saying that
**[12:13] Suzuki**
really makes it hit home.
**[12:16] Livia**
It does, doesn't it?
Now then, please take care.
**[12:27] Editor**
* Hello, this is GF Bunko's*
* editorial department.*
**[12:30] Suzuki**
It's been a while. This is Suzukiri.
**[12:32] Editor**
* Huh?! Suzukiri-san?!*
* Where are you right now?!*
**[12:36] Suzuki**
In Gifu.
**[12:38] Suzuki**
I figured I'd struggle a little longer
while I still had a place to return to.
**[12:39] Sign**
Author
**[12:39] Sign**
Suzukiri
**[12:43] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[12:43] Sign**
RAICHO
**[12:43] Sign**
A few days later
**[12:44] Sosuke**
I hate to say this...
**[12:46] Sosuke**
But you're getting the chop.
**[12:48] Livia**
Axed?!
**[12:48] Sign**
#HomelessLadyKnightAfter
**[12:49] Livia**
You're going to behead me?!
**[12:50] Sosuke**
No! I'm saying that you
no longer work here.
**[12:55] Livia**
But why? What could I have possibly done?
**[12:59] Sosuke**
You can't be serious.
**[13:02] Sosuke**
You stand out like
a sore thumb when shadowing,
**[13:04] Sosuke**
and you suck at memorizing targets' faces.
**[13:07] Sosuke**
And not only can you not do office work,
**[13:09] Sosuke**
you broke the laptop and lost files.
**[13:12] Sosuke**
I'll be honest.
You aren't made for this line of work.
**[13:17] Sara**
Well, everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[13:20] Sosuke**
So, yeah, just give it up.
**[13:23] Sosuke**
I'll help you find work
and a place to stay, though.
**[13:26] Livia**
That is not necessary.
**[13:28] Sosuke**
What?
**[13:29] Livia**
I have my pride!
**[13:31] Livia**
My princess is here working, so I cannot
be content with being a freeloader.
**[13:37] Sosuke**
What will you do, then?
**[13:39] Livia**
I shall find a job and a home on my own.
**[13:44] Livia**
So until I do, Sosuke-dono,
**[13:46] Livia**
I leave the princess in your care.
**[13:53] Sosuke**
She gonna be okay?
**[13:55] Sara**
Well, I'm pretty sure she won't die.
**[13:59] Sign**
Detective's Assistant
**[14:01] Sign**
Homeless
**[14:04] Sign**
#FirstJob
**[14:07] Sign**
Tateyama
**[14:08] Tateyama**
I've been waiting for you, Kaburaya-sama.
**[14:10] Tateyama**
And who might this be?
**[14:12] Sosuke**
She's sort of like my assistant.
**[14:14] Tateyama**
I see.
**[14:16] Sara**
Indeed, you've got exquisite taste.
**[14:21] Brenda**
You flatter me, you precious little thing.
**[14:25] Sosuke**
This is Brenda Aisaki-san, a lawyer.
**[14:28] Sosuke**
She's our client this time
and one of my regulars.
**[14:31] Sara**
My word! But she's still a child!
**[14:34] Brenda**
There is no age restriction
on the bar examination,
**[14:37] Brenda**
so it's theoretically possible
for a child to become a lawyer.
**[14:41] Sosuke**
Be that as it may,
that's not the case for you.
**[14:44] Sosuke**
Despite how she looks,
she's actually older than me.
**[14:47] Sign**
Lawyer
**[14:47] Sign**
Brenda Aisaki
**[14:48] Sara**
What?!
**[14:50] Sara**
To think the Black Organization truly exists!
**[14:52] Sosuke**
No one drugged her and turned her into a kid!
**[14:55] Brenda**
So, Sosuke-kun, who might this be?
**[14:59] Brenda**
Ah, you've finally succumbed to circumstance
and resorted to kidnapping.
**[15:03] Brenda**
I'll introduce you to a good lawyer,
so you should turn yourself in.
**[15:05] Sosuke**
Of course I didn't kidnap her!
**[15:07] Sosuke**
Besides, *you're* a lawyer!
**[15:10] Brenda**
You so faithfully have a retort
for all my jokes. I love that about you.
**[15:15] Sara**
Don't you just?
**[15:19] Sosuke**
This is Sara. She's an
exchange student from Sweden.
**[15:23] Sosuke**
She was staying at my friend's place,
but it burned down in a fire.
**[15:27] Sara**
Moreover, my parents are
on a trip around the world,
**[15:32] Sara**
so I've decided to stay
at Sosuke's place for a while.
**[15:36] Brenda**
Oh my. That must have been hard.
**[15:38] Sara**
'Tis nothing. Unforeseen disaster
only serves to spice up one's journey.
**[15:42] Brenda**
You know, you speak in a rather unique way.
**[15:45] Sosuke**
Well, she did learn Japanese
through anime and manga.
**[15:49] Brenda**
Ah. What series do you like?
**[15:51] Sara**
*Detective Conan*!
**[15:54] Brenda**
I can't say that I recall anyone
in that manga talking like you...
**[15:57] Sosuke**
Well, she's been influenced
by way more than just *Conan*.
**[16:01] Sosuke**
Anyway, she's gonna be helping me
out with work, so be nice to her.
**[16:06] Brenda**
She's going to be doing detective work?
**[16:08] Sara**
Indeed! I'm working hard to become
a great detective like Conan-kun.
**[16:14] Brenda**
Are you serious right now?
**[16:15] Sosuke**
Despite appearances,
she's got a real knack for sleuthing.
**[16:20] Brenda**
Well, I guess if you're okay
with it, Sosuke-kun...
**[16:23] Sosuke**
So, what's the job this time?
**[16:27] Brenda**
The same as usual.
**[16:28] Brenda**
I need some digging done
for divorce proceedings.
**[16:31] Brenda**
The investigation period will
be a week starting tomorrow.
**[16:34] Brenda**
The target is Yuki Shimomura,
a 34-year-old housewife.
**[16:35] Sign**
Name: Yuki Shimomura
**[16:35] Sign**
Age: 34 y/o
**[16:35] Sign**
Occupation: Housewife
**[16:39] Brenda**
The client is her husband, Kazuya
Shimomura, a 35-year-old office worker.
**[16:40] Sign**
Kazuya Shimomura
**[16:44] Brenda**
He wants a divorce, but his wife refuses,
**[16:47] Brenda**
so he's planning to take it to family court.
**[16:50] Brenda**
The reason is apparently personal differences.
**[16:53] Sara**
This is quite exciting, isn't it?!
**[16:56] Sosuke**
Say, you have a spell that can
make you invisible, right?
**[16:59] Sosuke**
Is there a way to stay invisible for a while?
**[17:02] Sara**
Oh, that?
**[17:04] Sara**
Behold.
**[17:06] Sosuke**
Oh god, that's creepy!
**[17:07] Sara**
Shut your mouth! Who are you calling creepy?!
**[17:10] Sosuke**
Er, my bad. It's actually pretty incredible.
**[17:14] Sosuke**
Can you make your whole body disappear?
**[17:17] Sara**
I can, but there's a glaring problem.
**[17:20] Sosuke**
Like what?
**[17:20] Sara**
This spell essentially just bends
the light around your whole body
**[17:25] Sara**
so that you can't be seen from the outside,
but I also can't see from inside.
**[17:30] Sara**
And if I leave just my face so I can see...
**[17:33] Sosuke**
Yikes!
**[17:33] Sara**
Rawr! I'm a scary ghost!
**[17:36] Sosuke**
Why's a ghost rawring at me?!
**[17:38] Sosuke**
Seriously, that's super creepy!
**[17:40] Sara**
Also, I get really tired if
I use my magic too long.
**[17:45] Sara**
Hey, there's our mark!
**[17:46] Sign**
Shimomura
**[17:46] Sign**
Mark = Investigation Target
**[17:51] Sosuke**
All right, let's follow her.
**[18:00] Sosuke**
*Well, unsurprisingly, she's just shopping.*
**[18:04] Sara**
I'm so bored!
**[18:06] Sosuke**
That's because stakeouts are boring.
**[18:08] Sosuke**
You can nap, you know?
**[18:10] Sosuke**
No, I'll do my best. I'm genuinely trying
to be a great detective, after all.
**[18:15] Sosuke**
I see.
**[18:17] Sara**
What's the matter?
**[18:19] Sosuke**
That's the landscaper.
**[18:22] Sosuke**
Apparently, our mark
is obsessed with gardening
**[18:24] Sosuke**
and has a landscaper come by regularly.
**[18:27] Sara**
Well, they *do* have some
big trees in their yard.
**[18:38] Sara**
How could I? How many days has it been?!
**[18:41] Sosuke**
Like it's been that long.
You were only out an hour.
**[18:45] Sara**
So, have there been any new developments?
**[18:48] Sosuke**
Absolutely squat.
**[18:49] Sara**
I see...
**[18:51] Sara**
I guess the landscaper is still here, too.
**[18:54] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[18:55] Sosuke**
No, wait.
**[18:56] Sara**
What is it?
**[18:57] Sosuke**
It's been an hour,
but nothing's going on in the yard...
**[19:02] Sosuke**
I haven't seen the landscaper
over the fence either.
**[19:05] Sara**
I'm sure he does more than just pruning.
**[19:08] Sosuke**
He went inside with a ladder.
**[19:11] Sosuke**
If he needs one,
**[19:13] Sosuke**
I figured he'd be pruning that
tree right along the fence there.
**[19:17] Sara**
So, something concerns you?
**[19:19] Sosuke**
Pretty much, yeah.
**[19:21] Sara**
That might be your detective's intuition.
**[19:25] Sosuke**
Maybe. If only we could see the lawn...
**[19:28] Sara**
You just need a look inside, right?
**[19:45] Sosuke**
Hey, your face is bright red.
**[19:48] Sara**
W-Well...
**[19:51] Sara**
The landscaper was using Cold Breath
**[19:54] Sara**
against the young madame's
Beast King Redemption Blast...
**[19:57] Sosuke**
*Th-This is a lot...*
**[20:00] Brenda**
This is...
**[20:04] Sosuke**
The guy is Kohei Wakabayashi
from Satonaka Landscaping.
**[20:07] Sosuke**
Not sure on the kanji.
**[20:09] Brenda**
This is plenty. I'll pay you
for the whole week and a little extra.
**[20:14] Sosuke**
That's great!
**[20:16] Brenda**
By the way, how did you
even get this picture?
**[20:20] Brenda**
It's taken from pretty high up.
**[20:24] Sosuke**
Uh...
**[20:25] Sosuke**
I used a drone.
**[20:27] Brenda**
Huh.
**[20:29] Sara**
So, you've known that lawyer
for quite some time?
**[20:32] Sosuke**
Yeah, about three years or so now.
**[20:36] Brenda**
Do lawyers use detectives often?
**[20:39] Sosuke**
Well, yeah.
**[20:41] Sosuke**
Following people and stakeouts
can be against the law,
**[20:44] Sosuke**
but private detectives are allowed to do so.
**[20:48] Sara**
I see.
**[20:49] Sosuke**
On the flip side, lawyers have access
to personal information that detectives
**[20:53] Sosuke**
can have a hard time getting
their hands on.
**[20:55] Sara**
So it's a bit of give and take.
**[20:58] Brenda**
I don't like this.
**[21:00] Tateyama**
Are you jealous of a child?
**[21:03] Brenda**
What are you talking about?
**[21:05] Brenda**
All I mean is that with a child around,
**[21:07] Brenda**
it's harder to ask Sosuke-kun
to do dirty work!
**[21:13] Sign**
Hidagyu
**[21:13] Sosuke**
We just got a week's pay in a day.
**[21:17] Sosuke**
It's a special occasion.
**[21:19] Sara**
This isn't half price or even 10 percent off!
**[21:24] Sara**
By the way, Sosuke,
are you not getting married?
**[21:29] Sosuke**
Heck no.
**[21:30] Sosuke**
Where'd that come from?
**[21:32] Sara**
Is it because you're broke?
**[21:33] Sosuke**
I'm broke and I've got no one to marry.
**[21:36] Sosuke**
Not to mention, when you do this job,
**[21:38] Sosuke**
you see lots of stuff you never want to.
**[21:41] Sosuke**
I gave up on any aspirations of
love or marriage a long time ago.
**[21:46] Sara**
Ah, so that's why you didn't react
**[21:49] Sara**
when you saw Livia's totally fap-worthy body.
**[21:52] Sosuke**
Don't let the internet
poison your mind too much.
**[21:55] Sara**
Oh, my bad. I just couldn't help myself
from using internet slang like fap-worthy.
**[22:00] Sara**
I am no nerd, lololol.
**[22:05] Sara**
Anyway, I suppose this means I won't be thrown
out for getting in the way of your love life.
**[22:10] Sosuke**
You were actually worried about that?
**[22:12] Sara**
Indeed. I don't want to make you
or your loved ones invalids, after all.
**[22:18] Sosuke**
I guess you're still on about
erasing my memories once you leave.
**[22:22] Sara**
But of course.
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Livia**
What is this "clan" you speak of?
**[23:57] Saito**
We sell goods that enrich people's lives.
**[24:02] Sosuke**
It's fraud dealing with the supernatural.
**[24:04] Sosuke**
If you naively follow them, you'll fall for
their mind control and become one of them.
# E3 - The Homeless Gourmet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNK29M/the-homeless-gourmet)
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**[01:32] Sign**
#TheHomelessGourmet
**[01:34] Livia**
*Suzuki-dono...*
**[01:36] Livia**
* I guess you've returned*
* to where you belong.*
**[01:41] Livia**
*Please take care.*
**[01:42] Livia**
*I will try to survive on my own.*
**[01:48] Livia**
*Now then, I'll need to procure some food.*
**[01:53] Livia**
* If I remember correctly,*
* the fish in this river...*
**[01:56] (Flashback) Suzuki**
In order to fish in the Nagara River,
you need to buy a fishing permit.
**[02:03] Livia**
* To think there's perfectly delicious food*
* swimming right in front of me*
**[02:07] Livia**
*and all I can do is look at it...*
**[02:12] Livia**
I'm quite hungry.
**[02:15] Livia**
A grasshopper?
**[02:18] Livia**
No, no, hold it right there!
**[02:21] Livia**
That's a bug.
**[02:23] Livia**
How could I, a proud noble
of the empire, consume a *bug*?!
**[02:27] Livia**
When I didn't resort to such a thing
even when our country was destroyed?!
**[02:41] Livia**
*Grasshoppers are good!*
**[02:43] Livia**
*How can they be so delicious?*
**[02:47] Livia**
Grasshoppers are scrumptious!
**[02:49] Livia**
I hate that they're so delectable!
**[02:55] Livia**
Good morning, Murata-dono.
**[02:57] Murata**
Oh, heya.
**[02:58] Sign**
Murata
**[02:58] Murata**
Where's Suzuki-san today?
**[03:01] Livia**
Suzuki-dono has returned
to where he belongs.
**[03:04] Murata**
Hey, that's great. But are you
going to be all right by your lonesome?
**[03:09] Livia**
Yes, I'm somehow managing on my own.
**[03:12] Murata**
I see. We all gather around
here in the evenings,
**[03:16] Murata**
so swing by if you feel like it.
**[03:19] Murata**
You can at least kill some time.
**[03:21] Livia**
Sure. Thanks for looking out for me.
**[03:28] Man**
Seriously?
**[03:29] Man**
What? I've never heard of them.
**[03:32] Man**
Come on, now.
**[03:34] Livia**
I decided to take you up on your invitation.
**[03:39] Livia**
If you'd like... please,
help yourselves to this.
**[03:42] Murata**
Wow, grasshopper tempura?
**[03:45] Murata**
Did you make that?
**[03:46] Livia**
Yes.
**[03:47] Kurinohara**
Man, these go great with some sake!
**[03:51] Kurinohara**
Let's break out the special stuff!
**[03:52] Sign**
Kukkoro
**[03:53] Murata**
You sure are generous, Kurinohara-san!
**[03:57] Kurinohara**
I won big in pachinko.
**[04:00] Livia**
What is this "pachinko"?
**[04:03] Kurinohara**
Oh? You interested, lass?
**[04:06] Kurinohara**
You see, pachinko is...
**[04:08] Kurinohara**
You feel like a king when you win!
**[04:14] Livia**
How delicious!
**[04:16] Murata**
Look at you.
**[04:18] Kurinohara**
Way to go, lass!
**[04:21] Sosuke**
* I was worried, but it looks*
* like she's having fun.*
**[04:33] Livia**
*The rice in this world is truly delicious.*
**[04:36] Saito**
Hello.
**[04:39] Livia**
Hello there.
**[04:40] Saito**
Oh, so you can speak Japanese!
**[04:43] Saito**
Do you like the food?
**[04:45] Livia**
Yes. It's rather tasty.
**[04:47] Saito**
That's great!
**[04:47] Sign**
Saito
**[04:47] Sign**
Aoki
**[04:49] Saito**
Say, would you care to chat with us for a bit?
**[04:53] Livia**
I certainly wouldn't mind.
**[04:56] Saito**
Miss, you seem rather young.
**[04:59] Saito**
You must have been through quite an ordeal.
**[05:02] Livia**
Huh? Er, yes, you could say that.
**[05:06] Saito**
Are you struggling with anything
in your everyday life?
**[05:09] Livia**
Oh, no, not really.
**[05:12] Saito**
Listen, just so you know,
you don't need to hold back with us.
**[05:16] Aoki**
That's right. You can tell us everything.
**[05:19] Livia**
Hmm... Well, if anything, I guess there's
the fact that I can't find a job.
**[05:24] Livia**
I haven't been able to sign a lease
or open a bank account.
**[05:28] Livia**
And I don't have a family register,
so I can't really solve all of that.
**[05:31] Saito and Aoki**
You're definitely struggling!
**[05:34] Livia**
Well, I was planning on figuring
it all out eventually,
**[05:38] Livia**
but taking it easy here for a bit
isn't so bad.
**[05:42] Saito**
T-Taking it easy?
**[05:43] Aoki**
You're so positive.
**[05:46] Saito**
I know.
**[05:47] Saito**
Why don't you come see what our clan is like?
**[05:51] Livia**
What is this "clan" you speak of?
**[05:53] Saito**
I'm talking about our group,
the World's Branch Hill Clan.
**[05:58] Saito**
In order to create a world where everyone
can be happy, we feed the needy,
**[06:03] Saito**
do volunteer work, and sell
goods that enrich people's lives.
**[06:08] Livia**
Ah, what a wonderful organization.
**[06:10] Aoki**
It is!
**[06:12] Saito**
My life has changed so much
since I discovered the clan.
**[06:17] Saito**
If you become a clan member,
you can live in our clan home too.
**[06:21] Livia**
Oh! Then would it be all right
if I came and had a look?
**[06:25] Saito and Aoki**
Of course!
**[06:28] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[06:28] Sign**
RAICHO
**[06:29] Sign**
#TheSaviorLadyKnight
**[06:29] Young saleswoman**
And just for you today, we're willing to sell
this statue at a special low price.
**[06:35] Sosuke**
Yeah, I'm good. Please leave.
**[06:38] Young saleswoman**
Oh, don't say that!
**[06:39] Young saleswoman**
With this, your luck will skyrocket
and you can kiss your meager life goodbye!
**[06:44] Sosuke**
Mind your damn business!
**[06:45] Young saleswoman**
Ah, at least let us pray for you!
**[06:48] Suzuki**
Shut up!
**[06:54] Sara**
What were they trying to sell?
**[06:56] Sosuke**
Some statue that purges evil spirits
**[06:59] Sosuke**
and brings the house good luck, apparently.
**[07:02] Sara**
That is precisely what we need most!
**[07:05] Sara**
Chase them down at once and purchase it!
**[07:07] Sosuke**
Chill. Like anything like that
is real in this world.
**[07:12] Sara**
What?
**[07:13] Sosuke**
It's supernatural-related fraud.
**[07:15] Sosuke**
They hawk bogus wares.
**[07:18] Sara**
My word! And this is acceptable here?
**[07:22] Sosuke**
If the person selling the stuff is aware
that it has absolutely no power or benefit,
**[07:28] Sosuke**
it could be considered fraud or extortion.
**[07:31] Sosuke**
But those people genuinely seemed
to believe what they were saying.
**[07:34] Sosuke**
They're still young, so maybe they got
dragged into some fake club in college.
**[07:39] Sara**
A fake club?
**[07:42] Sosuke**
Religious or political organizations
sometimes pretend to be normal groups
**[07:47] Sosuke**
to lure in students.
**[07:49] Sosuke**
If you follow blindly, you end up under
their mind control and become one of them.
**[07:54] Sara**
And how do they accomplish that?
**[07:56] Sosuke**
The most famous method is subliminal stimuli.
**[08:00] Sosuke**
It affects people's subconscious
**[08:02] Sosuke**
with visuals and sounds you don't perceive.
**[08:05] Sosuke**
Though it's unclear
if it's just a bunch of hogwash.
**[08:10] Sosuke**
Honestly, the most common way is to
approach and convince people directly.
**[08:13] Sara**
That sounds surprisingly... proper.
**[08:17] Sosuke**
No matter how absurd something might be,
**[08:19] Sosuke**
if a true believer espouses it
with all their heart...
**[08:23] Sosuke**
you're surprisingly likely to buy in.
**[08:27] Sosuke**
But it's not like you're going to learn the
secret of some unknown world from a stranger.
**[08:38] Saito**
This is our home.
**[08:41] Saito**
We even have a gymnasium.
**[08:43] Saito**
Would you like to play a
little game of basketball?
**[08:45] Livia**
Basketball?
**[08:47] Saito**
We'd like to rent the basketball
court for an hour.
**[08:51] Livia**
Saito-dono, what are these?
**[08:54] Saito**
They're hill bills,
the currency the clan uses.
**[08:56] Saito**
You earn them by contributing to the clan.
**[08:59] Sign**
Bathrooms
**[08:59] Livia**
You can't use standard Japanese currency?
**[09:02] Saito**
Here at home, you can only use hill bills.
**[09:05] Sign**
Gymnasium Sign-Up Form
**[09:05] Sign**
Name
**[09:05] Saito**
You can convert Japanese yen
to hill bills, though.
**[09:09] Livia**
What about hill bills into yen?
**[09:11] Saito**
Oh, there's no need.
**[09:13] Saito**
The system is designed to make you want to work for the good of society
**[09:16] Saito**
instead of for money!
**[09:19] Livia**
I see...
**[09:24] Livia**
Hmm...
**[09:26] Saito**
Livia-san! Over here!
**[09:29] Livia**
Like this?
**[09:30] Saito**
Perfect!
**[09:36] Livia**
Ooh, that was brilliant, Saito-dono!
**[09:40] Saito**
To be honest, I trained to go pro.
**[09:43] Livia**
Oh, I see!
**[09:45] Saito**
But that dream was shattered
when I got injured.
**[09:48] Livia**
I'm very sorry to hear that.
**[09:50] Saito**
Oh, it's fine. Right now, I'm living a
fulfilling life thanks to the clan.
**[09:57] Livia**
Whoops!
**[10:02] Livia**
There!
**[10:05] Clan member B**
Seriously?
**[10:06] Clan member A**
Is she really a beginner?
**[10:09] Saito**
Next, let's switch up teams.
**[10:11] Saito**
Livia-san, you'll have to deal with me now.
**[10:14] Livia**
I am up for the challenge!
**[10:20] Livia**
My word!
**[10:23] Livia**
You are a worthy opponent.
**[10:24] Aoki**
Saito-kun! You're being a bit childish!
**[10:27] Saito**
Sorry, I got kind of carried away.
**[10:31] Saito**
It's only a game, so let's all have fun.
**[10:35] Saito**
Oh, no. You needn't hold back with me.
**[10:39] Saito**
Failing all else,
I will give it my all as well.
**[10:43] Saito**
Huh?
**[10:46] Saito**
Huh?!
**[10:47] Livia**
If I remember correctly, you can take two
steps while holding the ball, correct?
**[10:57] Aoki**
Wait, what?!
**[10:59] Clan member B**
Seriously...?
**[11:01] Livia**
I-Is it perhaps against the rules to put the
ball into the hoop while holding it?
**[11:06] Clan member B**
H-Holy crap! What the heck was that dunk?!
**[11:09] Clan member A**
Didn't she just jump crazy far?
**[11:11] Clan member C**
She didn't even have a running start!
Not even a pro could do that!
**[11:15] Livia**
E-Er, well, you see, I happen to, uh...
practice Chinese martial arts.
**[11:21] Member**
Seriously?
**[11:22] Saito**
Livia-san!
**[11:24] Saito**
I'm sorry for faking you out so many
times when you're just a beginner.
**[11:28] Saito**
And to think I wanted to go pro.
It's laughable, honestly.
**[11:31] Livia**
Why is there any need for modesty?
**[11:34] Livia**
I'm quite impressed with your
fighting spirit, Saito-dono.
**[11:37] Saito**
Fighting spirit? This all just
means I still have a ways to go.
**[11:41] Saito**
Oh, that's right! The master
is giving a lecture tonight.
**[11:45] Saito**
You should join us, Livia-san.
**[11:47] Livia**
The master?
**[11:49] Saito**
The head of our clan, Noa Minakami-sama!
**[11:53] Saito**
I'm sure that if you hear Noa-sama speak,
you'll find your purpose in life!
**[11:57] Livia**
Is this person that magnificent?
**[12:00] Saito**
But of course!
**[12:02] Saito**
Noa-sama was born and raised deep within
Tibet and gained divine powers!
**[12:07] Livia**
Divine powers?
**[12:09] Aoki**
She can heal wounds and illnesses,
**[12:13] Aoki**
drive away disasters, and bring happiness!
**[12:15] Livia**
My word! You mean magic actually
exists in this world?
**[12:18] Aoki and Saito**
Huh?
**[12:19] Livia**
Oh, er, nothing.
**[12:20] Livia**
Please, allow me to join you!
**[12:26] Kenji**
* My name is Kenji. I'm a totally*
* normal college student.*
**[12:41] Kenji**
*Hey, we work at the same place.*
**[12:43] Saki**
*My name is Saki.*
**[12:45] Kenji**
*Saki-chan! Please go out with me!*
**[12:48] Saki**
*I'll totes go out with you!*
**[12:50] Kenji**
*Saki-chan!*
**[12:52] Livia**
*What a shocking turn of events!*
**[12:55] Livia**
* What's going to happen*
* to Kenji and Saki now?*
**[12:59] Doctor**
* Unfortunately, the chances of her regaining*
* consciousness are extremely low.*
**[13:05] Kenji**
*Saki-chan...*
**[13:07] Livia**
*I have to wonder, though...*
**[13:09] Livia**
* Why do this mysterious woman and*
* these words appear every so often?*
**[13:16] Livia**
* Hrm, it's a bit of an annoyance,*
* but I suppose I'll ignore it.*
**[13:23] Kenji**
* There's no meaning to my*
* life without Saki-chan...*
**[13:27] Akira**
* Hey, Kenji! You should do*
* some volunteer work with me!*
**[13:31] Kenji**
*You're Akira, my friend from college!*
**[13:34] Kenji**
*You do volunteer work?*
**[13:37] Akira**
*Yup!*
**[13:38] Akira**
* Along with my friends and family*
* at the World's Branch Hill Clan!*
**[13:43] Noa**
* Kenji-san, I am the master*
* of our clan, Noa Minakami.*
**[13:48] Noa**
* I need your strength in*
* order to save this world!*
**[14:01] Kenji**
*Wh-What is this?!*
**[14:04] Noa**
* Our world is being devoured*
* by an evil force.*
**[14:09] Kenji**
*I had no idea!*
**[14:11] Livia**
*Another surprising development!*
**[14:13] Livia**
*But that voice really is obnoxious...*
**[14:14] Noa**
* Everything will be okay if*
* you believe in the clan.*
**[14:18] Noa**
*Give your money to the clan.*
**[14:24] Monster**
*You will stand in the way of evil no longer!*
**[14:26] Kenji**
*Everyone! We need to work together!*
**[14:29] All**
*Yeah!*
**[14:30] Noa**
* Believe in God's love.*
* This world is overflowing with hope.*
**[14:45] Kenji**
*Saki-chan!*
**[14:48] Saki**
*Kenji-kun!*
**[14:49] Noa**
*When evil blossoms within people's hearts,*
**[14:52] Noa**
* darkness will fall upon*
* this world once again.*
**[14:56] Noa**
*Our battle has only just begun.*
**[15:00] Kenji**
*Noa-sama...*
**[15:01] Kenji**
*As members of the clan,*
**[15:04] Kenji**
* we offer you our bodies, hearts, money...*
* everything to continue fighting!*
**[15:08] Noa**
*Thank you, my warriors of light.*
**[15:19] Livia**
That was quite entertaining!
**[15:22] Livia**
Especially at the end! It was great
to see them defeat the monster.
**[15:26] Aoki**
I'm glad to hear it.
You have real potential, Livia-san.
**[15:31] Livia**
By the way, why were there flashes
of a picture of that woman?
**[15:34] Livia**
Not to mention the strange voice that
kept talking in the latter half...
**[15:38] Aoki**
What are you talking about?
**[15:40] Livia**
Huh? Oh, er, never mind.
**[15:44] Sign**
Keichan
2 Hill Bills
**[15:44] Sign**
Miso Soup
1 Hill Bill
**[15:44] Sign**
Gyoza
2 Hill Bills
**[15:44] Sign**
White Rice
1 Hill Bill
**[15:45] Livia**
Let's dig in!
**[15:48] Aoki**
Do you like it?
**[15:50] Livia**
Yes! Especially this chicken
dish. It's delightful!
**[15:54] Saito**
That's called keichan.
It's a local delicacy in Gifu.
**[15:55] Sign**
Keichan: Chicken marinated in a miso or soy sauce base and then sauteed with cabbage
and other ingredients. Seasoning may vary depending on the household or restaurant.
**[15:58] Livia**
I see! The miso flavor soaked through
the chicken is positively delicious.
**[16:03] Saito**
What kinds of foods do you
usually eat, Livia-san?
**[16:07] Livia**
Let's see... I'd say my diet
primarily consists of instant noodles.
**[16:12] Livia**
Then there's curry, the rice balls the
volunteers make for us, and grasshoppers.
**[16:15] Saito**
Ah, yes, grasshoppers.
**[16:17] Saito**
Grasshoppers?!
**[16:18] Aoki**
Grasshoppers as in the bugs?!
**[16:21] Livia**
Yes! They're quite delicious
battered and fried.
**[16:31] Livia**
Is she the master you spoke of?
**[16:33] Saito**
Yes, that's correct.
**[16:35] Livia**
Huh.
**[16:40] Noa**
I am truly delighted to see
all of you on this lovely night.
**[16:46] Noa**
Right now, this world is
overflowing with sadness.
**[16:49] Noa**
But there is no need to despair!
**[16:52] Noa**
If we combine the powers of the members
of this clan, no, this family,
**[16:57] Livia**
* Will I get to witness*
* these divine powers soon?*
**[16:57] Noa**
there is no obstacle we cannot overcome!
**[17:01] Noa**
There is a member I'd like
to reward before all of you tonight.
**[17:07] Noa**
Seiji Uchiyama-san.
**[17:09] Uchiyama**
Yes.
**[17:11] Sign**
Seiji Uchiyama
**[17:13] Livia**
*Oh?*
**[17:14] Noa**
Please, step right up.
**[17:16] Noa**
Uchiyama-san has offered 5,000
hill bills to the clan.
**[17:21] Clan member A**
How wonderful!
**[17:23] Clan member B**
I need to work even harder!
**[17:26] Noa**
To thank him for his dedication,
I would like to give him a blessing.
**[17:37] Noa**
O heaven, protect our brother
from all calamity!
**[17:44] Livia**
*A spell to shield someone from all calamity?*
**[17:47] Livia**
*Does such a thing actually exist?*
**[17:58] Uchiyama**
Stay back! Stay back, or I'll kill her!
**[18:02] Livia**
Saito-dono, is this also
part of the entertainment?
**[18:05] Saito**
I-I'm very sorry.
I don't know what's going on.
**[18:08] Noa**
Uchiyama-san, why are you doing this?
**[18:12] Livia**
* Hmm, it is quite impressive that*
* she is able to hide her fear*
**[18:16] Livia**
*with that knife up against her.*
**[18:18] Uchiyama**
Everyone, listen to me!
**[18:20] Clan members**
How dare you?!
**[18:20] Uchiyama**
This woman is nothing but a con artist!
**[18:21] Clan members**
You'll pay!
**[18:21] Clan members**
Stop this madness!
**[18:22] Uchiyama**
You've all just been brainwashed!
**[18:23] Clan members**
Let go of Noa-sama!
**[18:24] Uchiyama**
M-My older sister was robbed
for all she was worth
**[18:27] Uchiyama**
by the clan three years ago,
and then she stole from our family!
**[18:31] Uchiyama**
Because of that,
I had to drop out of high school!
**[18:35] Livia**
Is that true?
**[18:35] Uchiyama**
An evil cult that exploits its members for
money with phony spiritual powers...
**[18:37] Saito**
N-No! It can't be.
**[18:39] Uchiyama**
That's what this clan is!
**[18:40] Noa**
Everyone! Please do not blame
Uchiyama-san for his actions.
**[18:44] Noa**
We are all family here!
**[18:49] Uchiyama**
Damn it!
**[18:51] Uchiyama**
Then show us proof that you're
not just some con artist!
**[18:55] Noa**
You want proof?
**[18:57] Uchiyama**
You just blessed me a
second ago to protect me
**[19:01] Uchiyama**
from any kind of disaster, right?
**[19:03] Uchiyama**
So let's put those divine powers
of yours to the test!
**[19:14] Livia**
*Yeah, he totally just stabbed himself.*
**[19:19] Uchiyama**
Well, Master?
**[19:21] Uchiyama**
I just received your blessing
a moment ago, didn't I?
**[19:25] Uchiyama**
So how do you explain this?
**[19:28] Noa**
Th-That blessing was
to protect you from evil.
**[19:34] Noa**
It cannot stop you from harming yourself.
**[19:39] Uchiyama**
Yeah, okay.
**[19:41] Uchiyama**
I guess I'll buy that.
**[19:44] Uchiyama**
All right, Noa-sama. I was wrong.
**[19:49] Uchiyama**
So please save me with
your miraculous powers.
**[19:54] Uchiyama**
You can't just sit by...
**[19:57] Uchiyama**
while a family member dies
in front of you, right?
**[20:00] Noa**
I-I...
**[20:03] Livia**
* It appears as though she*
* cannot use healing magic.*
**[20:07] Livia**
Oh, very well.
**[20:09] Saito**
Livia-san?
**[20:13] Security**
Hey, stay back!
**[20:14] Noa**
Wh-Who are you?
**[20:16] Livia**
Just some homeless passerby.
**[20:33] Uchiyama**
Huh? The pain's gone...?
**[20:36] Livia**
Well, that should do it.
**[20:39] Livia**
It will leave a scar,
but you can live with that.
**[20:42] Uchiyama**
R-Right...
**[20:43] Noa**
Our savior...
**[20:46] Livia**
Huh?
**[20:46] Noa**
There's no doubt about it!
**[20:49] Noa**
You must be our savior sent from the heavens!
**[20:52] Livia**
I beg your pardon?
**[20:54] Noa**
I have been waiting an eternity
for this day to arrive.
**[20:58] Noa**
Lady Savior, I offer you
everything our clan has.
**[21:01] Noa**
So please, show us the way to salvation!
**[21:04] Livia**
Huh?!
**[21:05] Livia**
Er, I really can't help you...
**[21:12] Aoki**
Lady Savior! Please show us the way!
**[21:16] Noa**
I beg of you, Lady Savior!
**[21:21] Livia**
I'm terribly sorry, but I must decline.
**[21:24] Livia**
After all, there's someone waiting for me.
**[21:28] Livia**
I bid you farewell!
**[21:29] Noa**
Please wait, Lady Savior!
**[21:32] Noa**
Everyone! Please stop her!
**[21:36] Saito**
Please don't go, Livia-san! No, Lady Savior!
**[21:40] Livia**
Saito-dono, I am no savior.
**[21:49] Livia**
I had a lot of fun playing
basketball with you.
**[21:58] Livia**
* It's been quite some time since I last*
* got to frolic and dine with people my age.*
**[22:06] Livia**
*It was rather fun, but...*
**[23:37] Sign**
I will come for you, Princess,
no matter what! -Livia
**[23:42] Clan Exec**
Unfortunately, it appears
we've lost sight of our lady savior.
**[23:47] Noa**
I see.
**[23:49] Noa**
Livia-sama, I hope to see you again soon.
**[23:50] Sign**
Noa Minakami
**[23:50] Sign**
Religious
Leader
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
I would like to go to school.
**[23:58] Sosuke**
You didn't have school in your last world?
**[24:01] Sara**
It was the norm for the imperial
family and nobles to hire tutors.
**[24:06] Sosuke**
School, huh? I guess I can try something.
# E4 - The Princess and Skateboards
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZD780/the-princess-and-skateboards)
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**[00:06] Sosuke**
Don't overdo it.
**[00:07] Sara**
I know!
**[00:11] Sara**
Hup!
**[00:15] Sara**
Say, Sosuke.
**[00:16] Sign**
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
**[00:17] Sara**
I want a skateboard.
**[00:17] Sign**
#ThePrincessandSkateboards
**[00:19] Sosuke**
A skateboard?
**[00:20] Sara**
Indeed. I want to use it when we go
shopping or I go to the library.
**[00:23] Sign**
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
**[00:26] (Flashback) Sosuke**
I see. Wonder if I still have my old one...
**[00:31] (Flashback) Sara**
Do you?!
**[00:34] Sosuke**
Hey, whoa!
**[00:38] Sosuke**
Man, that was close...
**[00:42] Sara**
Wha?!
**[00:45] Sara**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[00:46] Sosuke**
Listen, I gotta ask. Are you just shit?
**[00:49] Sara**
What did you call me?!
**[00:51] Sara**
You'd compare me to feces?!
**[00:53] Sara**
You needn't insult me so
just because I'm having trouble!
**[00:56] Sosuke**
I didn't mean it literally.
I'm saying you're shit at sports.
**[00:59] Sosuke**
Use your damn translation magic.
**[01:01] Neya**
Senpai!
**[01:03] Neya**
Hello there. Oh, and who's this?
**[02:38] Sara**
My name is Sara da Odin.
**[02:40] Sara**
I'm a transfer student from Öland in Sweden.
**[02:44] Sara**
...And that's my story.
**[02:45] Neya**
My, you've been through so much.
**[02:48] Neya**
My name is Haruka Neya.
**[02:48] Sign**
Private Eye
**[02:48] Sign**
Haruka Neya
**[02:50] Neya**
I was Sosuke-senpai's junior
when he worked at our agency.
**[02:54] Sara**
Your agency?
**[02:56] Neya**
Kusanagi Detective Agency, the largest
of its kind in Gifu Prefecture.
**[03:01] Sara**
You actually worked somewhere
so prestigious?
**[03:05] Sosuke**
That's all in the past.
**[03:07] Neya**
Well, it wasn't too long ago
that you went independent.
**[03:11] Neya**
He was just the coolest when he quit.
**[03:15] (Flashback) Sosuke**
"I'm going to become
the detective I want to be!"
**[03:18] Neya**
...he said.
**[03:19] Sara**
Ooh! That is indeed quite cool!
**[03:22] Sosuke**
Yeah, let's not talk about that.
**[03:24] Sosuke**
More importantly, what did you need me for?
**[03:27] Neya**
Do I need a reason to come see you, Senpai?
**[03:34] Neya**
We couldn't settle on a price
with a client who came in today,
**[03:39] Neya**
so I recommended you to her, Senpai.
**[03:42] Sosuke**
What kind of job is it?
**[03:43] Neya**
She wanted us to look into some bullying.
**[03:45] Neya**
She's worried that her middle-schooler daughter
is being targeted.
**[03:50] Sosuke**
I see...
**[03:51] Sara**
Why in the world would you do
a competing agency such a favor?
**[03:55] Neya**
Well, because I wish Senpai
the best, of course!
**[04:00] Neya**
Our president is cheering him on, too.
**[04:03] Sosuke**
I feel even more pathetic
if *he's* rooting for me.
**[04:08] Neya**
Speaking of, the police called
him in the other day.
**[04:12] Sosuke**
Did something happen?
**[04:14] Neya**
A certain hostess club with extra services
**[04:16] Neya**
got busted and he just
so happened to be there.
**[04:19] Sosuke**
Again? Man, he's hopeless.
**[04:22] Neya**
Well, he was there for work.
**[04:25] Sara**
Pray tell, what are these
"extra services" you mentioned?
**[04:27] Neya**
You definitely don't need to know
until you're older, Sara-chan.
**[04:32] Neya**
Anyway, Senpai, I'll be heading back now.
**[04:35] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[04:36] Neya**
Goodbye, Sara-chan.
**[04:37] Sara**
Farewell.
**[04:38] Neya**
I'm glad I got to see you today, Senpai.
**[04:43] Sosuke**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:43] Sosuke**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:46] Sara**
Say, Sosuke...
**[04:48] Sosuke**
What is it?
**[04:49] Sara**
I have a feeling that Neya fancies you—
**[04:53] Sosuke**
She doesn't.
**[04:54] Sara**
No, I'm quite certain, considering
how she was acting around you.
**[04:58] Sara**
She was positively overflowing with affection.
**[05:02] Sosuke**
That's just Neya's schtick.
**[05:05] Sara**
What now?
**[05:06] Sosuke**
She always, very consciously, plays
the role of the prim and proper young lady
**[05:12] Sosuke**
who seems to fancy you.
**[05:14] Sara**
Why would she comport herself so?
**[05:16] Sosuke**
It's all training.
**[05:18] Sosuke**
She's Kusanagi Detective Agency's
leading undercover agent
**[05:21] Sosuke**
when it comes to breaking up couples.
**[05:22] Sara**
Say what now?
**[05:24] Sosuke**
It's literally her job to go undercover
and break up couples, married or otherwise.
**[05:29] Sosuke**
Like splitting up a cheater and their lover.
**[05:32] Sosuke**
Sometimes parents don't like
who their kid is dating.
**[05:35] Sosuke**
Or someone wants a divorce
but their spouse is untouchable.
**[05:38] Sara**
Infidelity is one thing, but no one did
anything wrong in those other situations,
**[05:43] Sara**
so that doesn't sit well with me.
**[05:45] Sosuke**
Yeah. I'd never do anything of the sort.
**[05:48] Sara**
Would that happen to be the reason
you quit your old agency?
**[05:52] Sosuke**
Taking any job that pays,
**[05:54] Sosuke**
even if it hurts innocent people...
**[05:57] Sosuke**
I just couldn't stand that from the agency.
**[06:01] Sara**
Very good!
**[06:02] Sara**
I'm impressed!
**[06:04] Sara**
You are an agent of justice after all,
so you must work for society and the people!
**[06:11] Sosuke**
Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[06:14] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[06:15] Sosuke**
*The client Neya sent over,*
**[06:17] Sosuke**
*Mami Naganawa, visited my agency that night.*
**[06:21] Sosuke**
You need someone to investigate
some bullying, is that right?
**[06:25] Mami**
Yes.
**[06:25] Sign**
Mami Naganawa
**[06:26] Mami**
My daughter has been acting strange lately,
**[06:28] Sosuke**
* Her daughter's is Yuna Naganawa,*
* a first-year middle schooler.*
**[06:29] Mami**
so I'm wondering if that's the cause.
**[06:32] Sosuke**
*According to the mom, Yuna started cleaning*
**[06:35] Sosuke**
* her own school uniform*
* and shoes from time to time.*
**[06:38] Sign**
Japanese Dictionary
**[06:38] Sosuke**
* And recently, her textbooks*
* have been waterlogged.*
**[06:42] Sosuke**
* But when she asks her daughter about it,*
* she denies any bullying is happening.*
**[06:47] Sosuke**
*She even went to the school,*
**[06:49] Sosuke**
* who said they'd looked into it,*
* but turned up nothing.*
**[06:53] Sosuke**
* I've determined the best course of action*
* is to talk to the daughter myself.*
**[06:54] Sign**
The next day
**[07:00] Mami**
Yuna? Yuna, I'm opening the door.
**[07:03] Sosuke**
I'm sorry, Naganawa-san,
but could I ask you to wait outside?
**[07:07] Mami**
All right.
**[07:11] Yuna**
Huh?! Who the heck are you guys?
**[07:13] Sosuke**
No need to be frightened.
**[07:16] Sosuke**
I'm a detective your mom hired.
My name's Sosuke Kaburaya.
**[07:21] Yuna**
What? A detective?
**[07:23] Yuna**
You don't look like one.
**[07:23] Sign**
Middle Schooler
**[07:23] Sign**
Yuna Naganawa
**[07:25] Yuna**
And who's the girl?
**[07:27] Sara**
My name is Sara da Odin,
and I'm thirteen years old!
**[07:30] Sara**
I hail from Öland in Sweden—
**[07:32] Yuna**
So, what's a detective want with me?
**[07:35] Sosuke**
We heard you were being bullied at school
**[07:38] Sosuke**
and came to help you figure out a solution.
**[07:42] Yuna**
Well, I'm not being bullied.
**[07:45] Sosuke**
Then why do you keep coming home
with your shoes and uniform dirty?
**[07:48] Yuna**
They get messed up when I fall
or take detours on my way home.
**[07:51] Sign**
Modern Arithmetic
**[07:52] Sosuke**
Your textbooks look rather beat up.
**[07:55] Yuna**
Th-They just got wet in the rain.
**[07:58] Sosuke**
*She's definitely a stubborn one.*
**[08:00] Sosuke**
* I'll need to break the ice*
* by finding some common ground—*
**[08:03] Sara**
Ooh!
**[08:05] Yuna**
Wh-What?
**[08:06] Sign**
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
**[08:06] Sara**
You have so many books on
*Romance of the Three Kingdoms*!
**[08:09] Sosuke**
Come on, Sara!
**[08:10] Yuna**
Do you like *Romance of the Three Kingdoms*?
**[08:13] Sara**
Indeed! I love it!
**[08:14] Yuna**
Uh-huh. So, who's your fave?
**[08:17] Sara**
Zhuge Liang!
**[08:18] Yuna**
Zhuge Liang, eh? You don't say.
**[08:21] Sara**
That face...
**[08:22] Sara**
You must think I'm some fake fan
who only knows the really famous figures.
**[08:27] Yuna**
Am I wrong?
**[08:28] Sara**
Despite appearances, I first thought,
**[08:30] Sara**
"Zhuge Liang is totally overrated because
of adaptations, but he's not such a big deal."
**[08:35] Sara**
But then,
**[08:35] Sign**
Wei
**[08:35] Sign**
Shu
**[08:35] Sign**
Wu
**[08:36] Sara**
I started looking into the distribution
of the population back then and realized
**[08:39] Sara**
he's actually way more impressive
in real history than any ol' adaptation.
**[08:40] Sign**
Agricultural development
**[08:41] Sign**
Industrial development
**[08:43] Sign**
Legislative development
**[08:43] Sara**
That was my path to becoming
a hardcore Zhuge Liang fan.
**[08:44] Sign**
Foreign policy
**[08:46] Yuna**
Huh. Not bad.
**[08:48] Sara**
So, who are you a fan of?
**[08:51] Yuna**
Lately, I'd have to say Dong Bai.
**[08:53] Sara**
Huh? Who's that?
**[08:54] Yuna**
Dong Zhuo's granddaughter.
**[08:56] Yuna**
She doesn't appear in the novel,
**[08:58] Yuna**
but she's mentioned in the notes
of Dong Zhuo's biography.
**[09:01] Yuna**
I read a novel starring her and got hooked.
**[09:04] Yuna**
Oh, here it is.
**[09:05] Sara**
Why on earth would you have walking
flavor text for the protagonist?
**[09:06] Sign**
Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
Written by Kyosuke Izaki
Illustrated by Kanzarin
**[09:09] Sara**
The power of Japanese imagination
is far too great.
**[09:12] Yuna**
Honestly, I agree with you.
**[09:14] Sara**
But, truly...
**[09:16] Sign**
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
**[09:16] Sara**
You are quite a *Romance of
the Three Kingdoms* nerd.
**[09:19] Yuna**
I-I am not a nerd!
**[09:22] Yuna**
My dad just always loved this stuff,
so I'd browse it.
**[09:25] Sara**
Ah, your father sounds wonderful!
**[09:29] Yuna**
He passed away, though.
**[09:30] Sara**
What a coincidence.
My father also died just two months ago.
**[09:36] Yuna**
Wait, really?
**[09:37] Sara**
Indeed.
**[09:38] Yuna**
Two months ago? And you're already okay?
**[09:41] Sara**
Well, we rarely saw each other.
**[09:44] Sara**
Not to mention
I was in a dire situation myself,
**[09:48] Sara**
so I really didn't have
time to mourn my father.
**[09:51] Yuna**
I-I see...
**[09:53] Sara**
Despite everything, I've been
having fun in this country,
**[09:57] Sara**
but you've been having trouble
recently, haven't you?
**[10:01] Yuna**
N-No. Everything's normal for me, too.
**[10:04] Sara**
I can't say that I really understand
what bullying is like in this country.
**[10:10] Yuna**
Wha?
**[10:11] Sara**
My older brother and older sister
used to bully me quite often.
**[10:15] Sara**
Is that like what you're going through?
**[10:18] Yuna**
D-Don't compare this
to some silly sibling rivalry!
**[10:20] Yuna**
Bullying is far nastier...
**[10:24] Yuna**
and malicious...
**[10:26] Sara**
Hmm, then having your food poisoned
**[10:30] Sara**
or assassins sent after you isn't
what you'd call bullying in this country.
**[10:35] Yuna**
P-Poison?! Assassins?!
**[10:37] Yuna**
Are you from the *Three Kingdoms* era?!
**[10:39] Sosuke**
W-W-W-W-Wait, she's just saying there
are dangerous places like that out there!
**[10:43] Yuna**
I-I see...
**[10:45] Sosuke**
Anyway, given what you just described,
**[10:48] Sosuke**
it sounds like you know of some
bullying outside of the family.
**[10:56] Yuna**
Don't tell my mom.
**[10:58] Sosuke**
All right.
**[11:00] Yuna**
To tell you the truth,
I'm being bullied at school.
**[11:04] Mami**
Huh?
**[11:05] Sosuke**
I see. Could you tell us more?
**[11:07] Yuna**
They dump water on me,
dirty up my uniform or textbooks...
**[11:12] Sosuke**
Have they ever tried to take
your money or hurt you?
**[11:17] Yuna**
Nothing like that.
**[11:19] Sosuke**
Then let's put an end to this
before things escalate.
**[11:25] Yuna**
You don't need to butt in!
**[11:27] Yuna**
As long as I ignore them,
they might all get bored eventually...
**[11:31] Sara**
There must be a reason you don't
want this to become a big deal.
**[11:35] Yuna**
N-No, it's not like that!
**[11:37] Sosuke**
Are you worried that this
might trouble your mom?
**[11:44] Sosuke**
I guess that's it.
**[11:48] Yuna**
The ringleader is the daughter
**[11:50] Yuna**
of the president of the company
where my mom works.
**[11:53] Mami**
What?
**[11:55] Yuna**
My father passed right
after I started middle school,
**[11:58] Yuna**
so my mom had to find a job.
**[12:02] Yuna**
And the woman who helped set her up
where she works now is the mother
**[12:08] Yuna**
of the key culprit.
**[12:11] Yuna**
She's been lording the fact
that her mom saved mine
**[12:14] Yuna**
and that her dad is my mom's boss over me.
**[12:17] Yuna**
She started acting like she's better than me.
**[12:20] Yuna**
Eventually, she started
picking on me to blow off steam.
**[12:20] Sign**
DIE
**[12:20] Sign**
oink oink
**[12:20] Sign**
Moron lolol
**[12:20] Sign**
Stop coming to school
**[12:20] Sign**
UGGO!
**[12:28] Yuna**
If I tried to do something back
or tattled to my teacher,
**[12:32] Yuna**
it'd only cause my mom grief.
**[12:34] Yuna**
So I just have to deal.
**[12:37] Sara**
You...
**[12:39] Mami**
You dummy!
**[12:40] Yuna**
Mom!
**[12:42] Mami**
Why would you let any of that concern you?
**[12:45] Mami**
You don't have to worry about me!
**[12:47] Mami**
Even if you retaliated
and I got fired from my job,
**[12:50] Mami**
I'd just sue for wrongful termination!
**[12:55] Mami**
Yes, I owe them a lot,
**[12:57] Mami**
but you know you mean the most to me, Yuna.
**[13:02] Yuna**
Mom...
**[13:06] Yuna**
Okay! Then I'm gonna beat the crap
out of those girls tomorrow!
**[13:09] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[13:09] Sara**
That's the spirit!
**[13:10] Mami**
Yes! Beat them silly! Pay them back double!
**[13:13] Sosuke**
W-W-Wait just a second!
**[13:16] Sosuke**
If you resort to violence, they may be able
to flip this and make Yuna-san the villain.
**[13:21] Sosuke**
If we're going to get back at them,
why don't we do it in a lawful manner?
**[13:27] Students**
Morning!
**[13:28] Students**
Morning.
**[13:29] Students**
Did you see that show last night?
**[13:30] Students**
I did!
**[13:34] (Flashback) Sosuke**
There's a camera embedded in this pen,
**[13:37] (Flashback) Sosuke**
and any video or audio it records
is transferred to a smartphone.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Please get proof of the bullying with this.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Sosuke**
And when you're recording, make sure
you say the perpetrator's name.
**[13:49] Aoki**
Well, hello, Naganawa-san.
**[13:54] Yuna**
Good morning, Aoki-san.
**[13:55] Sign**
Aoki
**[14:00] Sign**
Trash
**[14:00] Sign**
Get lost!
**[14:00] Sign**
You germ
**[14:01] Yuna**
*Wait, what are you doing?*
**[14:03] Aoki**
*You're so dirty. We'll help you clean up.*
**[14:08] Yuna**
*That's so cold! Please stop, Aoki-san! Don't!*
**[14:10] Sosuke**
This is plenty of proof.
**[14:12] Sara**
Well done holding out.
**[14:14] Yuna**
I-It was nothing.
**[14:16] Sosuke**
Now we just need a lawyer I know
to create and send
**[14:18] Sosuke**
some documents via certified mail,
and we'll be done.
**[14:25] Sosuke**
We'll be going now.
**[14:26] Mami**
Thank you so much for everything.
**[14:29] Yuna**
Oh, hey! Um, Sara-san...
**[14:32] Sara**
No need to be so formal with me.
**[14:34] Yuna**
Th-Then, Sara...
**[14:35] Sara**
Yes? What is it, Yuna?
**[14:37] Yuna**
You can borrow this if you want.
**[14:37] Sign**
DONG BAI
Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
Written by Kyosuke Izaki
Illustrated by Kanzarin
**[14:40] Sara**
Wow, really?
**[14:42] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[14:47] Sosuke**
You're in a good mood.
**[14:49] Sosuke**
Honestly, it'd be best if bullying
just never happened.
**[14:53] Sosuke**
And when it does, schools and families should
**[14:57] Sosuke**
nip it in the bud before
detectives or lawyers get involved.
**[15:00] Sara**
But it's because of you that
Yuna and her mother were saved.
**[15:05] Sara**
You have every right to be happy.
**[15:08] Sosuke**
Well, I guess you're right.
**[15:10] Sosuke**
I suppose I will.
**[15:13] Sara**
I would like to go to school.
**[15:17] Sosuke**
Was there something about this case
that made you want to?
**[15:21] Sara**
Well, I've so rarely interacted
with people my age.
**[15:26] Sara**
You didn't have school in your last world?
**[15:28] Sara**
There was a school that commoners attended.
**[15:31] Sara**
But it was the norm for the imperial
family and nobles to hire tutors.
**[15:36] Sosuke**
Ah, I see.
**[15:38] Sosuke**
School, huh?
**[15:40] Sosuke**
* A way for a girl from another world to go to*
* school without any kind of identification...*
**[15:44] Sosuke**
*I guess I can try something.*
**[15:48] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[15:48] Sign**
RAICHO
**[15:50] Sara**
I may have uncovered a sinister plot...
**[15:53] Sign**
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
°While treats last
Date: October 31st
**[15:53] Sara**
Receiving a reward for just visiting a
location without purchasing a single thing?
**[15:57] Sara**
That's highly suspicious!
**[15:58] Sara**
There must be something behind this.
**[15:58] Sign**
#HalloweenINGifu
**[16:00] Sara**
We should report it to the police!
**[16:03] Sosuke**
You are reading way too much into it.
**[16:04] Sosuke**
It's just a way to introduce kids
to the shopping arcade.
**[16:04] Sign**
Weekly
**[16:09] Sara**
So there's nothing nefarious afoot?
**[16:12] Sara**
Then I absolutely must participate in
these so-called Halloween festivities!
**[16:16] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[16:16] Sign**
RAICHO
**[16:16] Sara**
We must prepare a costume at once!
**[16:19] Rinrei**
You're going to dress up, Sara-chan?
**[16:22] Rinrei**
Okay!
**[16:24] Rinrei**
Pick whichever one you'd like!
**[16:25] Sara**
There are so many options!
**[16:28] Sara**
Rawr!
**[16:30] Sara**
Shark!
**[16:32] Sara**
Praying mantis!
**[16:35] Sara**
And then...
**[16:37] Sara**
A witch!
**[16:39] Sara**
Hmm, now if I only had a spear,
I would make the perfect Nobunaga-sama.
**[16:44] Sosuke**
Nobunaga?
**[16:45] Sosuke**
I get the cape, but what's with
the spear and witch hat?
**[16:49] Sara**
More importantly,
what will you be wearing, Sosuke?
**[16:52] Sosuke**
Huh? Why do I have to dress up?!
**[16:55] Kids**
Trick or treat!
**[16:59] Livia**
The town seems
somewhat different than usual...
**[17:08] Sign**
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
**[17:09] Livia**
"Halloween"?
**[17:11] Sara**
Trick or treat!
**[17:13] Female Shopkeeper**
My, what an adorable little witch.
**[17:16] Sara**
I thank you.
**[17:19] Sara**
Your costume suits you, as well.
You should dress like that all the time.
**[17:23] Sosuke**
No real detective dresses
so obviously like a detective.
**[17:29] Sosuke**
Wanna check around the station, too?
**[17:32] Sara**
Sosuke, bend down a bit.
**[17:34] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[17:35] Sara**
Come now. Come closer.
**[17:38] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[17:43] Sara**
Okay.
**[17:44] Sara**
Yeah!
**[17:46] Sara**
Very good! All dressed up
for Halloween and getting hype!
**[17:49] Sara**
Now I am also a true party person!
**[17:53] Sosuke**
Where are you getting this stuff?
**[17:56] Sosuke**
Say, Sara...
**[17:57] Sara**
Hmm? What is it?
**[17:59] Sosuke**
Is it possible the world you came from...
**[18:02] Sosuke**
is really Japan?
**[18:04] Sara**
That's some imagination you've got.
**[18:06] Sara**
Perhaps you should become a
writer rather than a detective.
**[18:11] Sosuke**
Why are you talking like a mastermind
who's just been exposed by some detective?
**[18:16] Sosuke**
I mean, a few things have made me wonder,
**[18:18] Sosuke**
but the biggest one is language.
**[18:20] Sara**
Oh?
**[18:21] Sosuke**
You said the reason I'm able to converse
with you and Livia without issue
**[18:25] Sosuke**
even though you came from another world
is translation magic, right?
**[18:28] Sara**
Indeed.
**[18:29] Sosuke**
But all of the spells I've seen you use
manifest physical phenomena
**[18:33] Sosuke**
that can be recreated with
science in this world.
**[18:37] Sosuke**
There are explosions and shock waves,
of course,
**[18:39] Sosuke**
but vehicles enabling flight
are growing more and more compact.
**[18:42] Sosuke**
There's also research to enhance healing,
**[18:45] Sosuke**
and techniques to bend light
to make something appear invisible
**[18:49] Sosuke**
are advancing.
**[18:51] Sosuke**
But your translation magic is fundamentally
different from all of that.
**[18:57] Sara**
You think so?
**[18:59] Sara**
Even in this world, you have apps
that can translate various languages.
**[19:04] Sosuke**
Machines can only translate
preprogrammed languages.
**[19:09] Sosuke**
With current technology,
I can't imagine it's plausible
**[19:12] Sosuke**
to instantly translate an unknown
language from another world.
**[19:16] Sosuke**
But you could immediately read Japanese
and understand what you saw on TV.
**[19:21] Sosuke**
And yet me saying you were shit earlier
totally went over your head.
**[19:26] Sara**
I suppose I can't talk my way out of this.
**[19:30] Sosuke**
This totally isn't some secret
that'd get you into any trouble.
**[19:33] Sara**
Indeed.
**[19:35] Sara**
As you've deduced, the language
I am speaking is, in fact, Japanese.
**[19:40] Sara**
Strictly speaking, it's my own version of
the official language of the Ofim Empire.
**[19:44] Sara**
It's not exactly the same as
the language of this country,
**[19:47] Sara**
but the differences are minimal enough that
I can parse the rest from context.
**[19:52] Sosuke**
So do Japan and the Ofim Empire essentially
exist in what we'd call parallel worlds?
**[19:56] Sara**
Yes. The world I hail from is an Earth
that followed a different history.
**[20:02] Sara**
And the one responsible for splitting
the timeline of Japan in two...
**[20:06] Sara**
is Nobunaga Oda-sama.
**[20:09] Sara**
In our world, he was the first emperor of
the Ofim Empire, Nobunaga da Odin-sama.
**[20:15] Sosuke**
Huh.
**[20:16] Sara**
That's not much of a reaction.
**[20:18] Sosuke**
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
by anything Nobunaga might've done.
**[20:22] Sosuke**
I'm guessing your Nobunaga didn't die at
Honnoji and managed to unify the nation.
**[20:26] Sara**
Indeed.
**[20:27] Sara**
Nobunaga-sama managed to learn
magic from the Magic Gate,
**[20:31] Sara**
otherwise known as a country called Portugia,
**[20:33] Sara**
and they say that he was a true demon lord.
**[20:36] Sara**
His sheer strength was a large part
of the reason he was able to unify the nation.
**[20:41] Sara**
For example, here you know his greatest
struggle to have been the Siege of Kanegasaki.
**[20:47] Sara**
But in my world, he just blew
the Asakura away with magic like *boom*!
**[20:51] Sara**
Then he blasted the Azai Clan
that pursued him from the rear like *bam*!
**[20:55] Sara**
And that was that.
**[20:56] Sosuke**
That's awful...
**[20:57] Sara**
In Nobunaga-sama's biography in my world,
**[20:59] Sara**
it's just battles starting,
him casting Kaboom,
**[21:02] Sara**
and the enemy force being annihilated.
It gets kind of old,
**[21:05] Sara**
so I always preferred *Romance of the
Three Kingdoms* or *The Tale of Heike*.
**[21:09] Sosuke**
I was wondering when you'd even
read *Romance of the Three Kingdoms*,
**[21:12] Sosuke**
but it was in your own world.
**[21:14] Sara**
Precisely.
**[21:15] Sara**
Since Nobunaga-sama unified the nation,
**[21:18] Sara**
he became the new emperor
after the mikado stepped down.
**[21:22] Sara**
He then renamed the country Ofim
**[21:24] Sara**
to sound like "Land of the End"
in the Portagian language
**[21:27] Sara**
and started calling himself
the incarnation of Odin,
**[21:30] Sara**
the god from Norse mythology
and the great wizard king.
**[21:33] Sosuke**
I see.
**[21:34] Sara**
Now then, I think that's enough
idle chatter, don't you?
**[21:38] Sara**
Let us return to the shopping arcade.
**[21:41] Sosuke**
Don't you think Nobunaga would
weep if he saw his descendant
**[21:45] Sosuke**
so taken in by a shopping arcade event?
**[21:48] Sara**
Fear not.
**[21:50] Sara**
Nobunaga-sama's soul wouldn't go so
far as to follow me into another world.
**[21:54] Sara**
Not to mention, my ancestor is
my ancestor, and I am just me.
**[21:59] Sara**
I'm going to have fun living in this world.
**[22:03] Sosuke**
Yeah, fair enough.
**[23:33] Sign**
Do not indulge in evil for evil's sake.
Do not do unto others what has been done unto you.
-Yuna Naganawa
**[23:40] Livia**
Trick or treat!
**[23:42] Sign**
Haggard Bar
**[23:46] Livia**
But why?! I am in costume as instructed!
**[23:47] Sign**
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
°While treats last
Date: October 31st
Note: For children younger than middle grade only
Stamp rally on back!
**[23:49] Livia**
So why am I denied any treats?
**[23:52] Livia**
Why?!
**[23:52] Sign**
Note: For children younger than middle school only
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Livia**
What is a reseller?
**[23:57] Sosuke**
Someone who buys up popular merchandise
**[23:59] Sosuke**
and flips it at a much higher
price for a profit.
**[24:03] Livia**
I see...
**[24:04] Sara**
They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
**[24:06] Sara**
That's what resellers are.
# E5 - The Homeless Lady Knight Resets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU417WN/the-homeless-lady-knight-resets)
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**[00:04] Sosuke**
Hey! Don't go too fast!
**[00:08] Yuna**
*Wait, you don't know how to ride a bicycle?*
**[00:08] Sign**
3 days ago
**[00:11] Sara**
I-I'm perfectly fine without riding
such a contraption.
**[00:15] Yuna**
* Hmm... Well, I was thinking*
* about inviting you out sometime,*
**[00:19] Yuna**
*but that'd be tough without a bike.*
**[00:22] Sara**
What?!
**[00:23] Sara**
Sosuke!
**[00:25] Sara**
I want to ride a bicycle!
**[00:29] Sosuke**
A bike, huh?
**[00:34] Sara**
Don't you dare let go...
**[00:47] Sosuke**
* To think I'd have to help her*
* practice for two whole days...*
**[00:51] Sosuke**
* I mean, I guess I'm the one who*
* had two weekdays off, so...*
**[00:57] Sara**
I... I could ride forever!
**[02:31] Sign**
#TheHomelessLadyKnightResets
**[02:34] Livia**
* Nothing beats a hot bath! I'd love*
* to come at least once every three days.*
**[02:40] Livia**
* The cold has made bathing*
* in the river rather tough.*
**[02:45] Livia**
* Come to think of it, when we were*
* on the run in our home world...*
**[02:50] Sign**
Parallel World: Former Ofim Empire Territory
**[02:53] (Flashback) Livia**
Princess, look! A lake!
**[02:56] (Flashback) Sara**
There!
**[02:58] (Flashback) Livia**
Well done, Princess!
**[03:03] Livia**
* If only I could use magic*
* like the princess...*
**[03:07] Livia**
* No, there's no point in pining*
* for what I don't have!*
**[03:10] Livia**
*I must make preparations for winter.*
**[03:13] Livia**
First, I need to dry and store
some grasshoppers.
**[03:14] Child**
Mama! I'm gonna go in the bath over there!
**[03:15] Livia**
I'll make plenty of food that keeps,
like nukazuke pickles,
**[03:18] Livia**
and then I need to insulate my home.
**[03:20] Livia**
*Wait!*
**[03:22] Livia**
I'm clearly planning to spend
the winter homeless!
**[03:26] Livia**
My goal is supposed to be
creating a home for my princess!
**[03:31] Mom**
Come on, let's go.
**[03:32] Child**
That lady's talking to herself.
**[03:32] Livia**
How am I supposed to survive like this...?
**[03:35] Puriketsu**
Oh? Is that you, Livia-chan?
**[03:37] Livia**
Huh?
**[03:38] Livia**
Ah, Puriketsu-dono. It's been a while.
**[03:42] Puriketsu**
Puriketsu is my professional handle.
**[03:44] Puriketsu**
My actual name is Asumi Yumisashi.
**[03:44] Sign**
Part-timer
**[03:44] Sign**
Asumi Yumisashi
**[03:47] Puriketsu**
You can call me either, though.
**[03:49] Puriketsu**
You been doing good, Livia-chan?
**[03:52] Livia**
Well, yes.
**[03:53] Puriketsu**
You still homeless?
**[03:55] Livia**
Yes...
**[03:56] Livia**
How have things been
with you, Puriketsu-dono?
**[04:00] Puriketsu**
Well, the shop pretty much got
shut down right after that incident.
**[04:04] Livia**
Oh?
**[04:05] Puriketsu**
Well, when the place got busted,
**[04:07] Puriketsu**
it came out that the owner was
involved in all kinds of stuff.
**[04:09] Sign**
°What she imagined happened
**[04:10] Puriketsu**
Apparently he split
when the yakuza came after him.
**[04:12] Puriketsu**
So we all got kicked out of the dorms, too.
**[04:15] Livia**
My word! Then where are you living
right now, Puriketsu-dono?
**[04:18] Puriketsu**
I'm crashing at a coworker's place.
**[04:21] Livia**
Do you not have any family?
**[04:25] Puriketsu**
Well, I'm currently a runaway,
**[04:29] Puriketsu**
so I can't exactly go home.
**[04:31] Livia**
I see.
**[04:33] Puriketsu**
Yeppers.
**[04:34] Puriketsu**
So I'm aching for part-time work
and an apartment.
**[04:37] Puriketsu**
But normal hostess clubs and girly bars
don't pay as much as that last place...
**[04:42] Livia**
Is there a reason you need money urgently?
**[04:46] Puriketsu**
Well, I'm in a band.
**[04:49] Sign**
Animal Clinic
**[04:49] Livia**
What is this "band" you speak of?
**[04:49] Sign**
Dogs, Cats, Birds, and Bugs
Give us a call if you need any help
**[04:51] Puriketsu**
Um, like a group that plays music?
**[04:54] Puriketsu**
Something like that.
**[04:56] Livia**
Ah, so you're a musician, Puriketsu-dono!
**[04:59] Puriketsu**
Oh, nah! I'm not legit enough
to call myself that just yet.
**[05:04] Puriketsu**
But one day, I'm hoping to have
a major debut and go pro!
**[05:08] Livia**
It's a wonderful thing to have
a goal. Please do your best.
**[05:12] Puriketsu**
Thankies!
**[05:14] Puriketsu**
So, yeah, that's another reason
I gotta save up some money.
**[05:18] Puriketsu**
There's studio fees, ticket quotas,
plus moving to Tokyo...
**[05:22] Puriketsu**
I'll also need time to practice.
**[05:24] Livia**
I see... That sounds quite burdensome.
**[05:26] Puriketsu**
Well, I haven't as got it as bad as you,
**[05:29] Puriketsu**
being a homeless foreigner and all, Livia-chan.
**[05:32] Puriketsu**
Anyway, enough gloom and doom!
**[05:34] Puriketsu**
We're in this huge bath right now!
**[05:37] Livia**
Indeed.
**[05:38] Puriketsu**
I know! Livia-chan, wanna hit the sauna?
**[05:41] Livia**
That sounds lovely.
**[05:48] Detective**
*Now, everyone, let us solve this mystery.*
**[05:51] Detective**
* The culprit behind these serial*
* murders, Asshair Ripper...*
**[05:55] Detective**
*is among us right now!*
**[05:56] Man**
*What?! Is that true, Detective?!*
**[05:58] Woman**
*So who is this Asshair Ripper?*
**[06:01] Detective**
*Well, if you'll recall the first case...*
**[06:04] Detective**
*After Asshair Ripper killed Iwase-san,*
**[06:04] Livia**
* Apparently that man is*
* supposed to be an investigator.*
**[06:06] Detective**
* they ripped out his ass hair*
* and spread it in the corridor.*
**[06:07] Livia**
* But can someone so flashy*
* truly be a detective?*
**[06:11] Puriketsu**
I wonder if we can change
the channel somehow.
**[06:11] Detective**
*This was Asshair Ripper's faked alibi.*
**[06:14] Puriketsu**
It's not like we can follow
the mystery from the middle.
**[06:14] Man**
*What?!*
**[06:16] Man**
*So ripping out ass hair wasn't just a hobby?*
**[06:18] Livia**
Indeed.
**[06:19] Woman**
* And how does ripping out*
* ass hair make for an alibi?*
**[06:20] Puriketsu**
Okay, I'm about done.
**[06:22] Detective**
*When Asshair Ripper spread the hair...*
**[06:25] Puriketsu**
In we go...
**[06:26] Puriketsu**
Yikes, that's cold!
**[06:27] Livia**
What in the world are you doing?!
**[06:32] Puriketsu**
Come on, Livia-chan. Hop on in.
**[06:35] Livia**
Why willingly subject yourself to cold water?
**[06:37] Livia**
You're just going to chill yourself
after warming up like that.
**[06:40] Puriketsu**
Huh? Wait, Livia-chan, you don't
take a cold bath after the sauna?
**[06:45] Puriketsu**
It totally resets you.
**[06:46] Livia**
Resets you?
**[06:48] Puriketsu**
Anyway, just get in here!
**[06:50] Livia**
R-Right...
**[06:53] Livia**
* Th-This is about as cold as the*
* Nagara River has been lately!*
**[06:57] Livia**
*Why must I endure such punishment?*
**[06:59] Livia**
*Wait.*
**[07:01] Livia**
My skin feels rather prickled...
**[07:04] Livia**
Strangely, the sensation's rather nice.
**[07:07] Livia**
Is this the "reset" you spoke of?
**[07:10] Puriketsu**
We're just getting started. Let's stay
in here for about thirty more seconds.
**[07:14] Livia**
Very well.
**[07:15] Puriketsu**
Next, we're going to take a break here.
**[07:17] Livia**
I see...
**[07:19] Puriketsu**
Sauna for fifteen minutes, cold bath for
one minute, and then a ten-minute break.
**[07:22] Puriketsu**
We're gonna do three sets of this.
**[07:25] Livia**
Okay.
**[07:27] Sign**
2nd set
**[07:31] Sign**
3rd set
**[07:35] Livia**
*O-Oh...*
**[07:37] Livia**
I am totally reset.
**[07:39] Puriketsu**
That's great. Isn't it the best?
**[07:42] Livia**
Yes. I don't think I can get
enough of this feeling.
**[07:49] Sign**
Fruit Milk
**[07:53] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan!
**[07:55] Puriketsu**
I am totes satisfied right now.
**[07:58] Livia**
As am I!
**[07:59] Livia**
I hope all our days can be like this.
**[08:02] Puriketsu**
I know, right?
**[08:06] Puriketsu**
I'm home!
**[08:08] Puriketsu**
Huh? Why's everyone gathered here?
**[08:11] Akiyama**
We have something important
to talk about, Asumi.
**[08:14] Puriketsu**
Oh, if it's about the apartment,
I'm still working hard to find one,
**[08:17] Puriketsu**
so could you wait just a bit longer?
**[08:19] Akiyama**
That's not it.
**[08:23] Akiyama**
We've decided to quit the band.
**[08:26] Puriketsu**
Huh?
**[08:28] Puriketsu**
Wh-What do you mean quit?
Are we disbanding?
**[08:32] Akiyama**
I mean, three out of four members
are leaving, so basically.
**[08:36] Puriketsu**
But why?!
**[08:38] Puriketsu**
We all swore that we'd go pro!
**[08:41] Tomochika**
It's just not possible for us.
**[08:43] Yamazaki**
We're not bringing in any people,
there aren't any views on our videos,
**[08:48] Yamazaki**
and even when we get comments,
they're just lukewarm.
**[08:51] Puriketsu**
How are you giving up over that?
**[08:54] Puriketsu**
If we just make better songs
and practice more, we'll—
**[08:57] Akiyama**
We're at our limit!
**[09:00] Tomochika**
We just lack the talent.
**[09:02] Yamazaki**
And we're broke.
**[09:04] Puriketsu**
It's too early to decide
we're not talented enough!
**[09:07] Puriketsu**
As for money, I'll just work even
harder at my part-time job!
**[09:10] Akiyama**
You're too much!
**[09:12] Akiyama**
By the way, we were all grossed out when
you started working at a sex club.
**[09:17] Akiyama**
We were never that committed
to music in the first place.
**[09:22] Puriketsu**
But...
**[09:23] Akiyama**
Anyway, that's that. We're quitting.
**[09:25] Puriketsu**
Don't say that! What am I supposed
to do if you all leave me?
**[09:32] Akiyama**
I'm sorry.
**[09:35] Akiyama**
I'm moving in with my boyfriend as of today,
**[09:38] Akiyama**
so let me know once you've found a place.
**[09:41] Akiyama**
I've sent everything I need over already.
**[09:43] Akiyama**
Do what you want
with the furniture left here.
**[09:46] Akiyama**
I'll even leave my guitar.
**[09:48] Akiyama**
You can sell it for some money.
**[09:52] Puriketsu**
So you're all really going to quit music...
**[10:08] Narrator/Detective**
* Thus the girl band Setsuko,*
* That Ain't a Drop disbanded.*
**[10:16] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[10:16] Sign**
RAICHO
**[10:17] Sara**
Let's eat!
**[10:20] Sara**
Yum!
**[10:21] Sara**
Yum! Yummy!
**[10:25] Sign**
#ThePrincessandKaraokeCafés
**[10:25] Sosuke**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[10:29] Sara**
Anyway, was this all truly only 500 yen?
**[10:30] Sign**
Complimentary breakfast: A tradition born in Gifu Prefecture where you receive a breakfast meal with the purchase of a drink at a café.
The annual spending on cafés per household in Gifu City is the highest in the nation. (There are various theories about this)
**[10:32] Sosuke**
Well, it *was* a complimentary breakfast.
**[10:34] Sara**
Still, it's just too much food!
**[10:37] Sara**
Are you making enough money?
**[10:40] Kira**
I basically run this place for fun
in my retirement.
**[10:43] Kira**
All I care about is that my guests are happy.
**[10:46] Rinri**
That's right! So don't worry your
pretty little head. Just eat up.
**[10:50] Rinri**
And you, So-san! Come in more often.
**[10:52] Sosuke**
I mean, even 500 yen a meal is a lot for me...
**[10:57] Sara**
How dare you, Sosuke?!
**[10:58] Sara**
If you knew such a fancy-pants way to eat,
why didn't you tell me sooner?!
**[11:02] Sara**
I've already eaten my wiener!
**[11:06] Sosuke**
You call this fancy-pants?
**[11:11] Sara**
It's so bougie of you to eat
a hot dog for breakfast!
**[11:14] Sara**
Where are we, New York?!
**[11:15] Sosuke**
We're in Gifu.
**[11:16] Rinri**
Sara-chan! Would you like another wiener?
**[11:20] Sara**
Could I?!
**[11:21] Rinri**
Sure! In return, sing me a song!
I'd love to hear your voice, Sara-chan.
**[11:26] Sosuke**
And you'll charge for karaoke, huh?
**[11:28] Rinri**
But of course.
**[11:29] Sara**
Sosuke, I wish to sing!
**[11:33] Sosuke**
Just one song, okay?
**[11:34] Sara**
Very well!
**[11:38] Sara**
What's the difference between
lettuce and cabbage?
**[11:41] Sara**
I may be a genius, but even I don't know!
**[11:45] Sara**
They're the same from afar
or if you close your eyes!
**[11:48] Sosuke**
*Where on earth did she even learn this one?*
**[11:48] Sara**
Seriously, who named them?
I'm waiting to hear from you
**[11:51] Sara**
If there's a Cabbage King or Lettuce King
**[11:55] Sara**
Does the lettuce win when it
comes to the number of followers?
**[11:58] Sara**
But even with both a Cabbage
King and or Lettuce King around
**[12:02] Sara**
I'm the best of the best
with the most retainers!
**[12:09] Puriketsu**
What the heck was that song?
**[12:11] Puriketsu**
I've never heard anything like it.
**[12:13] Sara**
What a splendid reaction!
**[12:15] Sara**
I feel like it was truly worth singing.
**[12:18] Puriketsu**
Yeah, that totally rocked.
**[12:22] Puriketsu**
This is fun. I'm really feeling it,
so maybe I'll do a song too.
**[12:29] Puriketsu**
I don't care if anyone else needs me or not,
**[12:36] Puriketsu**
because I can still find happiness on my own!
**[12:42] Puriketsu**
It's all right! I can do this!
**[12:46] Puriketsu**
I keep telling myself that,
even as a shadow of who I was.
**[12:49] Puriketsu**
I don't need help from any of you!
**[12:52] Puriketsu**
I've suffered enough!
**[13:01] Puriketsu**
Thanks much.
**[13:02] Sara**
You're quite a brilliant singer!
My performance was basically overshadowed.
**[13:07] Sosuke**
I mean, she went in a completely
different direction.
**[13:11] Sosuke**
But you really are good.
**[13:14] Sosuke**
Are you a pro?
**[13:15] Puriketsu**
Oh, nah. I've still got a ways to go.
**[13:18] Sosuke**
Really? You sounded good
enough to be one to me.
**[13:23] Puriketsu**
I'm stoked to hear you say that...
But I'm definitely not there yet.
**[13:29] Puriketsu**
What a nice café...
**[13:32] Sign**
High School Cultural Fair
**[13:36] (Flashback) Akiyama**
Everyone's so hyped up!
**[13:37] (Flashback) Tomochika**
Maybe we can actually go pro!
**[13:38] (Flashback) Yamazaki**
Yeah! I really think we can!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Akiyama**
Well, wanna give it a shot?!
**[13:41] (Flashback) All**
Budokan, here we come!
**[13:46] Puriketsu**
*I guess I really do love to sing.*
**[13:51] Puriketsu**
*So I'm not gonna give up.*
**[13:55] Sign**
#TheLadyKnightLinesUp
**[13:59] Takeo**
Heya, Livia-chan. Fancy meeting you again.
**[14:02] Livia**
You're...
**[14:06] Livia**
How dare you make me work
at such an indecent establishment!
**[14:10] Takeo**
What? But you're the one who decided
to work there, aren't you, Livia-chan?
**[14:14] Livia**
I-I, uh...
**[14:16] Takeo**
But man, talk about bad luck,
getting raided on your first day!
**[14:20] Takeo**
Not that it was at all my fault,
but I do feel bad about what happened.
**[14:26] Takeo**
So I figured I could find you
a new job to make up for it.
**[14:31] Livia**
A new job?
**[14:33] Takeo**
Yup! This time, it won't be for a shop
or anything. Just a one-time gig.
**[14:36] Livia**
I decline.
**[14:38] Livia**
I'm sure it's something else uncouth.
**[14:39] Takeo**
Oh, not at all!
**[14:41] Takeo**
It's totally legal and totally wholesome!
**[14:43] Takeo**
Most importantly, you'll be doing something
good for people and the world!
**[14:47] Livia**
For people and the world?
**[14:49] Livia**
I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear you out.
**[14:53] Takeo**
It's a job, but it's totally easy.
**[14:56] Takeo**
I just need you to line up early
at a shop called Gifuum
**[14:59] Takeo**
and buy some limited-edition merch.
**[15:00] Takeo**
I'll foot the bill, of course.
**[15:02] Livia**
And that's all?
**[15:04] Takeo**
Yup, that's all. And it pays 3,000 yen.
**[15:07] Takeo**
Whaddya say?
**[15:09] Livia**
What kind of shop will I be patronizing?
**[15:12] Takeo**
It's a boutique catering to young ladies.
**[15:15] Takeo**
Clothes and handbags and stuff.
**[15:17] Takeo**
The goods I want you to snag are clothes
**[15:19] Takeo**
from a collab with some famous designer.
**[15:21] Takeo**
They go on sale tomorrow.
**[15:24] Livia**
And why aren't you going
to buy this yourself?
**[15:27] Takeo**
Only ladies are allowed to,
and you're limited to two per person.
**[15:32] Livia**
I see. That's convincing enough.
**[15:34] Livia**
But how does this benefit
people and the world?
**[15:38] Sign**
Vacations
**[15:38] Sign**
Constraints
**[15:38] Sign**
Business Trips
**[15:38] Sign**
Concerts
**[15:38] Takeo**
Someone might want the limited-edition merch
but have something else planned that day.
**[15:42] Sign**
Home
**[15:42] Sign**
Shop
**[15:44] Takeo**
Or they might live too far away to go.
**[15:46] Livia**
Well, I suppose that's true.
**[15:48] Takeo**
And because the supply is so limited,
**[15:50] Takeo**
you can't get it unless you line up hours
**[15:53] Takeo**
before the shop opens.
**[15:54] Takeo**
So we do the hard work procuring things
for a tiny handling fee
**[16:00] Takeo**
and deliver 'em to the folks
who really want 'em. That's my...
**[16:04] Takeo**
or rather, that's my patron's mission.
**[16:07] Livia**
I see. I suppose such jobs
exist in this world.
**[16:10] Livia**
Very well. I shall accept.
**[16:12] Takeo**
Heya, good job! Here, warm up with this.
**[16:15] Takeo**
Here. These are for you, Livia-chan.
**[16:17] Livia**
Ah, thank you very much.
**[16:19] Takeo**
I'll be waiting in a parking lot nearby.
**[16:22] Livia**
Understood.
**[16:24] Takeo**
Heya, great job. I'm sure my
customers will be pleased.
**[16:27] Livia**
I'm glad to hear it. It feels
nice to do something for others.
**[16:32] Takeo**
So, hey, there's somewhere I'd like
you to line up tomorrow, too.
**[16:35] Takeo**
Whaddya say?
**[16:36] Livia**
I accept, of course!
**[16:38] Employee**
Sorry to keep you waiting! We're now open!
**[16:43] Sign**
Plastic Models
**[16:44] Livia**
*I-I can't tell what's what!*
**[16:47] Livia**
* Um, Shana's Custom Altingale...*
* Shana's Custom Altingale...*
**[16:52] Kobayashi**
Here. This is it.
**[16:53] Livia**
Huh?
**[16:54] Livia**
Oh, thank you very much! Did Takeo-dono ask
you to buy some too, Kobayashi-dono?
**[17:00] Kobayashi**
Pretty much.
**[17:04] Livia**
*Still, there are so many...*
**[17:07] Livia**
*Are these dolls quite popular in this world?*
**[17:11] Livia**
I'd like this, please.
**[17:13] Employee**
I'm sorry, miss, but you have to take a quiz
in order to purchase this here item.
**[17:19] Livia**
All right.
**[17:21] Employee**
Then please tell me the real full
name of this robot's pilot.
**[17:26] Livia**
Shana—No, wait!
**[17:29] (Flashback) Takeo**
Here, take this.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Livia**
What's this?
**[17:31] (Flashback) Takeo**
You'll probably get asked something
when you check out,
**[17:35] (Flashback) Takeo**
so memorize what's written there.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Livia**
I see...
**[17:39] Livia**
Um, her full name is...
**[17:41] Livia**
Kyaba...i-iku...
**[17:47] Livia**
Kyabaik Nel Daikan...?
**[17:50] Employee**
Th-That's correct!
**[17:54] Livia**
That memo really helped me out.
**[17:57] Takeo**
I'll be sure to invite you if
another great opportunity comes by.
**[18:00] Livia**
Thank you very much.
**[18:05] Livia**
I think I'll splurge a bit on today's meal.
**[18:11] Sara**
Ah, it's Livia!
**[18:13] Livia**
Princess!
**[18:15] Sara**
It's been some time.
**[18:17] Sara**
Have you been well?
**[18:18] Livia**
Yes! And you, Princess?
**[18:21] Sara**
Indeed. Behold!
I am now able to ride a bicycle!
**[18:25] Livia**
Most impressive, Princess!
**[18:26] Sara**
Are you still quite homeless?
**[18:30] Livia**
Y-Yes, as embarrassing as that is...
**[18:32] Sosuke**
It's gotten pretty cold pretty quickly,
so don't push yourself too hard.
**[18:35] Sosuke**
I don't mind if you sleep on
the sofa in my office at night.
**[18:39] Livia**
I-I am not pushing myself!
**[18:42] Livia**
My living situation has improved of late!
**[18:44] Livia**
I actually just finished work for the day.
**[18:47] Sosuke and Sara**
Work?
**[18:49] Livia**
I line up early in the morning
**[18:51] Livia**
to procure these things
called plastic models.
**[18:53] Sosuke**
What? Models?
**[18:55] Sosuke**
So where's what you bought?
**[18:57] Livia**
I've already handed it over to my client.
**[19:01] Sosuke**
Livia, do you have any idea what your
client's going to do with these models?
**[19:05] Livia**
I'm told they'll be delivered to people
**[19:08] Livia**
who were unable to buy them otherwise.
**[19:10] Sosuke**
Yeah, they'll be delivered, I bet.
**[19:12] Sosuke**
By any chance, does your client hire
other people to do the same thing?
**[19:16] Livia**
Yes.
**[19:19] Sara**
Say, Sosuke, is this...
**[19:21] Sosuke**
Yup. A reseller. And they've got
a group operation going on.
**[19:25] Livia**
Is something the matter?
**[19:27] Sara**
You absolute fool!
**[19:29] Livia**
Princess?!
**[19:30] Sara**
Unbelievable! To think my retainer
is in cahoots with a reseller!
**[19:35] Livia**
Wh-What is a reseller?
**[19:39] Sosuke**
Someone who scoops up popular merch
**[19:41] Sosuke**
and flips it at a much higher
price for a profit.
**[19:45] Livia**
W-Well, we did stand in line early in
the morning for the people who wanted it,
**[19:50] Livia**
so isn't it only fair
to take a small handling fee?
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Popular
**[19:53] Sign**
Resellers
**[19:53] Sign**
R
**[19:53] Sign**
R
**[19:53] Sign**
R
**[19:53] Sign**
R
**[19:53] Sign**
R
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Customer
**[19:53] Sign**
Sold Out
**[19:53] Sosuke**
The problem is that resellers
end up buying up all the stock
**[19:56] Sosuke**
so regular customers can't get to it.
**[19:59] Sosuke**
Resellers only go after popular items,
**[20:02] Sosuke**
so if they work in a group, those items
instantly disappear from the market.
**[20:05] Livia**
In that case, can't more be made?
**[20:08] Sign**
Manufacturers
**[20:08] Sign**
Buyers
**[20:08] Sign**
Resellers
**[20:08] Sosuke**
Even if the manufacturer tries,
**[20:08] Sign**
Made some!
**[20:09] Sign**
Sold
**[20:09] Sign**
All gone
**[20:10] Sign**
More! More!
**[20:10] Sign**
More!
More!
**[20:10] Sign**
More!
More!
**[20:10] Sign**
In production
**[20:10] Sign**
I got you
**[20:10] Sign**
Resellers
**[20:10] Sign**
Business time
**[20:10] Sosuke**
they have no way of telling
how much resellers stocked up.
**[20:11] Sign**
In production
**[20:11] Sign**
It's just going to cost you
**[20:11] Sign**
Buyers
**[20:11] Sign**
Manufacturers
**[20:11] Sign**
Mass quantities
**[20:11] Sign**
Yay!
Yay!
**[20:11] Sign**
Made some!
**[20:12] Sign**
Huh?
**[20:12] Sign**
All gone
**[20:12] Sign**
More!
More!
**[20:12] Sign**
Sold
**[20:12] Sign**
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
**[20:12] Sign**
More! More!
**[20:12] Sign**
Huh?
**[20:13] Sign**
More!
More!
**[20:13] Sign**
Business time
**[20:13] Sign**
In production
**[20:13] Sign**
Deep in the red
**[20:13] Sign**
I got you
**[20:14] Sign**
It's just going to cost you
**[20:14] Sign**
In production
**[20:14] Sosuke**
So they can't get a good read on demand,
**[20:14] Sign**
Yay!
Yay!
**[20:14] Sign**
Mass quantities
**[20:15] Sign**
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
**[20:15] Sign**
Huh?
**[20:15] Sign**
Huh?
**[20:16] Sign**
Deep in the red
**[20:16] Sosuke**
and they can't go all-in on manufacturing.
**[20:18] Sosuke**
So the items never go back on the market,
and desperate people flock to resellers.
**[20:24] Sosuke**
Then they're worth even more,
**[20:26] Sosuke**
so resellers jack up their prices
**[20:28] Sosuke**
and work even harder to hoard all the merch.
**[20:32] Livia**
I-I see...
**[20:34] Sosuke**
There are even resellers who gather
people to buy up merch for them.
**[20:40] Sosuke**
Some go as far as hiring guys
to do the recruiting for them.
**[20:45] Sign**
Oolong Tea
**[20:46] Sosuke**
More and more stores
are trying countermeasures,
**[20:49] Sosuke**
but resellers use various
methods to slither through,
**[20:52] Sosuke**
so there's currently no real solution.
**[20:56] Sara**
In other words, resellers aren't buying
goods for people who can't buy them.
**[21:01] Sara**
They're monopolizing the goods
to hike up prices and reap unfair profits!
**[21:06] Sara**
They bring chaos to the market,
good customers,
**[21:08] Sara**
stores, manufacturers... everyone!
**[21:11] Sara**
They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
**[21:13] Sara**
They are true enemies of the state!
**[21:16] Sara**
That's what resellers are.
**[21:18] Livia**
I-I'm an enemy of the state...?
**[21:21] Sara**
Yes. Your crimes are worthy
of eternal damnation.
**[21:23] Sara**
Now, kindly disembowel yourself.
**[21:24] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[21:25] Livia**
Yes, Princess.
**[21:26] Livia**
I have hidden my sword in a coin locker at
the station. I shall go and fetch it at once.
**[21:30] Sosuke**
Whoa, wait a minute! Hold it!
**[21:32] Sosuke**
You're not really gonna
commit seppuku, are you?
**[21:35] Livia**
I have every intention to.
**[21:37] Sara**
Livia... That was a joke.
**[21:40] Sara**
Anyway, if you didn't know what was
going on, you shan't be punished.
**[21:43] Sosuke**
Not like you should be judging anyone
or handing out sentences either.
**[21:47] Livia**
Princess...
**[21:49] Livia**
You're so merciful!
**[21:51] Sara**
Just make sure you never involve
yourself with resellers again.
**[21:55] Livia**
Yes, Princess! I swear on my life!
**[21:58] Sara**
Good.
**[23:25] Sign**
I wanna hit it big at the horse races!
-Takeo
**[23:30] Sign**
Dear Customers,
This item is currently sold out.
We are unsure of a restock.
**[23:30] Employee**
I'm sorry. *GF9* is sold out.
**[23:33] Sosuke**
Even though it came out today?
**[23:35] Employee**
The customers who lined up early this
morning bought up all the copies...
**[23:39] Sosuke**
Resellers.
**[23:41] Sara**
Curses!
**[23:42] Sara**
I shall cut down the resellers
and their toadies in a single blow!
**[23:46] Sara**
No mercy!
**[23:48] Sosuke**
What a coincidence. I feel the same way.
**[23:52] Sign**
Warning
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Noa**
My name is Noa Minakami.
**[23:57] Puriketsu**
What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
**[23:59] Noa**
I work to spread the will of our
savior, Livia-sama, to the world.
**[24:04] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan, are you really a savior?
**[24:07] Noa**
Why, of course!
**[24:08] Livia**
I am not!
# E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEM0DK/the-religious-leader-and-the-savior)
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**[00:01] Noa**
This is all wrong!
**[00:03] Noa**
I can't accurately
recreate her beauty in the least!
**[00:10] Noa**
Livia-sama...
**[00:12] Noa**
She is undoubtedly our savior who
will rescue this world filled with sadness.
**[00:17] Noa**
It is my sacred duty to serve her.
**[00:22] Noa**
In order to commemorate
our savior descending upon us,
**[00:26] Noa**
it is my present mission
to make a statue of Livia-sama.
**[00:30] Noa**
And in order to make that happen,
do forgive me,
**[00:35] Noa**
but I'll need a 3D scan of your
entire body, Livia-sama.
**[02:11] Sign**
#TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior
**[02:13] Noa**
* I should have expected no less*
* from Gifu's top agency.*
**[02:16] Sign**
No.1 in Gifu thanks to you!
**[02:16] Sign**
Just leave it all to me!
**[02:16] Sign**
Kusanagi Detective Agency
**[02:16] Sign**
99.9% of all requests completed
No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu
**[02:16] Noa**
*They're certainly fast.*
**[02:26] Noa**
At last, we meet again!
**[02:30] Noa**
Our savior, Livia-sama!
**[02:32] Livia**
Noa Minakami-dono, was it?
**[02:36] Noa**
*Livia-sama actually remembers me!*
**[02:39] Noa**
*And she just said my name!*
**[02:42] Noa**
*Oh, I am so blessed! So honored!*
**[02:47] Noa**
Yes.
**[02:48] Livia**
As I stated before, I am no savior.
**[02:52] Noa**
Why do you deny your destiny?
**[02:55] Noa**
Last time, you saved one of our lost
little lambs with your miraculous powers.
**[03:02] Livia**
Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts!
**[03:06] Livia**
S-Speaking of... What became of that man?
**[03:10] Noa**
Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,
and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama.
**[03:17] Livia**
What?
**[03:18] Noa**
Though he'd strayed from the right path,
**[03:21] Noa**
the miracle you performed in saving him
has yielded a change of heart.
**[03:26] Noa**
Now he's working even harder for us.
**[03:28] Livia**
I see. That's grea—
**[03:31] Livia**
No, it's not!
**[03:32] Livia**
He's clearly going down the
wrong path again because of me!
**[03:37] Livia**
Anyway, I have absolutely no
intention of guiding any of you.
**[03:42] Livia**
If you truly seek to heed me...
**[03:45] Livia**
Then stop deceiving those people
**[03:47] Livia**
and find an honest living!
**[03:49] Noa**
If that is what you desire,
**[03:51] Noa**
I promise to take a more wholesome
approach to my work.
**[03:54] Livia**
Do you mean it?
**[03:55] Noa**
I'm actually in the middle of creating
a new product to that end.
**[04:00] Noa**
So I was wondering if you would
honor me with your assistance...
**[04:04] Livia**
What exactly is this product?
**[04:07] Noa**
A statue of you!
**[04:08] Livia**
Huh?
**[04:10] Noa**
I'm going to create statues of you
and sell them to people!
**[04:14] Livia**
That makes absolutely no sense.
**[04:16] Livia**
No one would buy statues of me—
**[04:18] Noa**
That is positively untrue!
**[04:20] Noa**
One for every household.
**[04:21] Noa**
No! If we get everyone to buy one
and worship it daily...
**[04:27] Noa**
conflict would cease to exist
and the world would unite as one.
**[04:31] Livia**
Are you right in the head?
**[04:33] Noa**
But of course!
**[04:34] Noa**
Which is why I need you
to model for me, Livia-sama.
**[04:38] Noa**
I'll happily pay for your services.
**[04:40] Livia**
Well... I guess you're not
making anything suspicious.
**[04:45] Livia**
If you promise to stop
unjustly exploiting people,
**[04:48] Livia**
I suppose I can help you out.
**[04:50] Noa**
T-Truly?!
**[04:53] Noa**
Right this way, Livia-sama.
**[04:56] Livia**
What...
**[04:58] Livia**
is this contraption?
**[04:59] Noa**
It's called a 3D scanner. It's a
machine that scans whatever is inside
**[05:04] Noa**
from all directions to capture 3D data.
**[05:08] Noa**
You'll understand once we try
it out. Please, go right ahead.
**[05:13] Noa**
* Very good. Now all you need*
* to do is just stand there.*
**[05:17] Livia**
All right...
**[05:22] Noa**
Okay, I will now begin the scan.
Please don't move.
**[05:26] Livia**
R-Right!
**[05:36] Noa**
This is the 3D model that
we just created, Livia-sama.
**[05:39] Livia**
Th-That's amazing!
**[05:43] Livia**
Wow.
**[05:44] Noa**
Livia-sama, you're too close...
**[05:46] Livia**
This "three-dee" model thing...
What are you going to do with it now?
**[05:51] Noa**
U-Um, I'm going to edit the data
and print it with a 3D printer.
**[05:57] Noa**
Meaning...
**[05:58] Noa**
I'll be able to create something like this.
**[06:00] Livia**
I-I see.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Sara**
Okay, let's change her clothes now.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Livia**
Yes, Sara-sama!
**[06:12] Livia**
I guess girls do like dolls about this size.
**[06:17] Noa**
No, our main target is adult men—
I mean, all of humanity!
**[06:23] Livia**
Is it possible to change her clothes?
**[06:26] Noa**
Well, with this figure,
you can take off her skirt.
**[06:31] Livia**
No, that's not what I meant...
**[06:35] Livia**
I thought it might be fun if she
could wear various outfits.
**[06:39] Noa**
Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing,
**[06:42] Noa**
the figure's limbs would have to move...
**[06:45] Livia**
So it's not possible?
**[06:47] Noa**
N-No!
**[06:48] Noa**
If this is what you truly desire,
**[06:50] Noa**
I promise to create a doll version
of your statue as well!
**[06:54] Livia**
I'll look forward to it!
**[06:55] Noa**
Y-Yes!
**[06:57] Noa**
However, Livia-sama,
**[06:59] Noa**
if we're adding a dress-up option...
**[07:01] Noa**
Er, we'll need a different 3D model.
**[07:04] Livia**
A different one?
**[07:05] Noa**
O-One of you naked.
**[07:07] Livia**
Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense.
**[07:10] Livia**
Then please capture the data
with my naked body as well.
**[07:13] Livia**
You can do it with the same method, right?
**[07:15] Noa**
Yes, of course!
**[07:17] Noa**
B-But are you sure about this?
**[07:19] Noa**
You'll be revealing
your heavenly body to me...
**[07:24] Livia**
Please, take as good of a look as you need.
**[07:27] Livia**
Now then...
**[07:30] Livia**
Should I take off my underwear as well?
**[07:34] Noa**
I-If we're going to make the underwear
for the dolls out of cloth, yes!
**[07:38] Liva**
Okay, here goes.
**[07:41] Noa**
*Livia-sama, our savior...*
**[07:44] Noa**
*No, God herself is naked before me.*
**[07:47] Livia**
Okay.
**[07:49] Noa**
So precious...
**[07:51] Noa**
Thank you for blessing me.
**[07:53] Noa**
Take my money. Please... take my money!
**[07:57] Livia**
Um, I'd prefer if we could
get on with this already.
**[08:00] Noa**
O-Of course!
**[08:15] Noa**
All done.
**[08:17] Noa**
Th-This is the model of your
bare heavenly body, Livia-sama.
**[08:21] Livia**
Wow, it really is incredible.
So that's what my behind looks like.
**[08:28] Noa**
Um, L-Livia-sama, could you
please put your clothes back on?
**[08:32] Noa**
Any more fanservice and I'm
going to die of an overdose.
**[08:37] Livia**
Oh! I do beg your pardon.
**[08:41] Noa**
Thank you so much for your assistance.
**[08:43] Noa**
Now I'll be able to create a full model.
**[08:47] Livia**
It was no problem. I'm quite excited
to see the finished product.
**[08:51] Noa**
I-I promise I'll create something
that meets your expectations!
**[08:55] Noa**
Oh, here is your honorarium.
Does two million suffice for now?
**[09:01] Livia**
Two mil—
**[09:02] Noa**
Unfortunately, it's all
the cash I have on hand.
**[09:05] Livia**
I don't need that much money!
**[09:08] Noa**
But I must repay you.
**[09:09] Noa**
Not only did our savior
personally assist me...
**[09:12] Noa**
Y-You even showed me your naked body.
**[09:16] Noa**
Please allow me to pay you!
Please allow me to make this offering!
**[09:21] Livia**
You say that, but it's entirely too much.
It's not appropriate.
**[09:26] Noa**
Please wait!
**[09:27] Noa**
Then how about if I appoint you
as a product development advisor?
**[09:33] Livia**
An "add-vizor"?
**[09:35] Noa**
I would like you to keep overseeing
the quality of the product
**[09:39] Noa**
until it meets your standards.
**[09:41] Livia**
But I don't have any knowledge
or experience in this field...
**[09:45] Noa**
It's not a matter of expertise.
**[09:48] Noa**
I just need you to check the
samples every now and then
**[09:51] Noa**
to give me your honest opinions about them.
**[09:53] Livia**
Well, if that's all you need...
**[09:55] Noa**
So, you accept the position?
**[09:58] Noa**
Then starting tonight,
please feel free to stay here.
**[10:01] Livia**
What?!
**[10:03] Noa**
It would be highly inefficient for you
to always be coming and going.
**[10:07] Noa**
I'll make sure you have all you need,
and I'll pay you a consulting fee.
**[10:12] Livia**
Please wait. I couldn't possibly
let you do all that for me...
**[10:16] Noa**
Livia-sama, we're talking about
a proper employment arrangement.
**[10:20] Livia**
E-Employment?
**[10:22] Noa**
Yes. You must be compensated properly
so you're inspired to do your job well.
**[10:27] Noa**
Denying you that would be like
denying your motivation for the job.
**[10:31] Livia**
I-I see. I guess you have a point.
**[10:35] Livia**
Very well. I will accept my role as an
add-vizor and work faithfully!
**[10:38] Sign**
Product Development Advisor for a Cult
**[10:41] Noa**
I look forward to our partnership!
**[10:41] Sign**
Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl
**[10:44] Sign**
#TheMoochingLadyKnight
**[10:48] Livia**
I had no idea hamburgers were
so delightfully delicious.
**[10:53] Livia**
*Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing.*
**[11:07] Livia**
Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today.
**[11:07] Sign**
1 week later
**[11:11] Noa**
All right. I will give you
some money for your meal, then.
**[11:15] Livia**
Thank you!
**[11:15] Sign**
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
**[11:15] Sign**
Open
**[11:15] Sign**
"When you think of Gifu..."
**[11:15] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[11:15] Sign**
Gifu Flagship Store
**[11:18] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[11:19] Livia**
*So this is Gifu tanmen...*
**[11:23] Livia**
* It's so light despite how heavy it looks.*
* It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor.*
**[11:30] Livia**
* The sweetness and texture of the pork*
* and cabbage go perfectly with this soup.*
**[11:35] Livia**
Another order of noodles, please!
**[11:37] Employee**
Sure thing!
**[11:39] Livia**
* Yum! This world is just brimming*
* with delicious things!*
**[11:45] Sign**
NEW
MACHINES
**[11:47] Livia**
*That's...*
**[11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara**
I won big in pachinko.
**[11:56] Livia**
*I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money.*
**[12:00] Livia**
*I'll make some more before I head back.*
**[12:13] Sign**
PACHINKO
**[12:13] Livia**
* To think I'd lose when all those*
* exciting visuals were playing...*
**[12:17] Livia**
*I shall reclaim you one day!*
**[12:25] Puriketsu**
Hey, Livia-chan!
**[12:27] Puriketsu**
We meet again.
**[12:29] Livia**
Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well?
**[12:32] Puriketsu**
Well, I just found a new part-time job.
**[12:36] Livia**
Oh, that's wonderful.
**[12:38] Livia**
Is it, uh... another club
that offers sexual services?
**[12:42] Puriketsu**
It's a late-night karaoke place.
**[12:43] Livia**
Isn't that an establishment where you sing?
**[12:46] Puriketsu**
Yuppers.
**[12:48] Puriketsu**
It pays a lot less than sex work,
but they have employee discounts,
**[12:52] Puriketsu**
so it's been great to practice singing.
**[12:54] Puriketsu**
What have you been up to, Livia-chan?
**[12:57] Livia**
I'm currently a product development add-vizor!
**[13:00] Puruketsu**
Huh. So what kind of work do you do?
**[13:02] Livia**
U-Um, so there's this person making dolls.
**[13:06] Livia**
They did a three-dee scan of my body.
**[13:10] Livia**
And sometimes I tell them what I think.
**[13:13] Puriketsu**
Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live?
**[13:16] Livia**
I'm actually staying with who I work for.
**[13:18] Puriketsu**
What?! Is it a guy?!
**[13:20] Livia**
She's a woman.
**[13:21] Puriketsu**
I see... So you're sorta
like a live-in employee.
**[13:25] Puriketsu**
Do you get meals, too?
**[13:26] Livia**
Why, yes. She provides
all my meals and even clothing.
**[13:31] Livia**
She says that I'm free to do as I please,
so I usually read manga, watch movies...
**[13:36] Livia**
Oh! And I played pachinko today.
**[13:38] Puriketsu**
So, I'mma be honest here...
**[13:40] Puriketsu**
You're basically a mooch.
**[13:42] Livia**
What is this "mooch"?
**[13:44] Puriketsu**
Basically someone who lives off of a woman.
**[13:47] Puriketsu**
Most of them don't really work
and get allowances to just mess around.
**[13:52] Livia**
Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono!
**[13:54] Livia**
I, uh... It's not like I'm
living off of Noa-dono...
**[14:00] Livia**
I guess I am a mooch.
**[14:02] Puriketsu**
From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much.
**[14:06] Sign**
Mooch
**[14:10] Puriketsu**
By the way, Livia-chan, can you
play any sort of instrument?
**[14:14] Livia**
Huh?
**[14:15] Puriketsu**
You see, my band broke up the other day.
**[14:19] Puriketsu**
So I'm in the middle of finding new members.
**[14:22] Livia**
I see.
**[14:23] Livia**
As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa...
**[14:28] Puriketsu**
You play the biwa? That's a real surprise.
**[14:31] Puriketsu**
Hmm...
**[14:33] Puriketsu**
Then why don't you try playing guitar?
**[14:36] Livia**
The guitar?
**[14:41] Puriketsu**
I'm sure you'll do fine since
it's another stringed instrument.
**[14:44] Livia**
Very well. I shall give it a try.
**[14:48] Livia**
I have plenty of time, after all.
**[14:53] Puriketsu**
Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan!
**[14:56] Livia**
Um... please don't call me that.
**[15:01] Livia**
I've returned.
**[15:03] Noa**
Welcome back, Livia-sama.
Oh? And what is that?
**[15:08] Livia**
A guitar a friend gave me.
**[15:10] Livia**
I've actually started playing.
**[15:13] Noa**
Really?
**[15:15] Livia**
Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music?
**[15:19] Noa**
Huh?
**[15:21] Noa**
Well, I do a little songwriting
here and there.
**[15:25] Noa**
It's embarrassing to admit,
**[15:26] Noa**
but I did the background music
in the clan's promotional videos.
**[15:30] Livia**
My word! That's amazing.
**[15:32] Livia**
If you don't mind, would you give
my friend's band a listen?
**[15:37] Livia**
I don't know much about these things.
**[15:40] Noa**
If it's a request from you,
I'd love to, Livia-sama.
**[15:49] Noa**
Hmm...
**[15:50] Livia**
What do you think?
**[15:52] Noa**
Do you mind if I'm rather blunt?
**[15:54] Livia**
Not at all.
**[15:56] Noa**
In that case...
**[15:56] Noa**
Simply put, this is unacceptable.
**[15:59] Noa**
The vocalist is decent, at least,
but the track and performance are laughable.
**[16:03] Noa**
Each part is trying to play over each other.
There's no harmony whatsoever.
**[16:06] Noa**
There are entirely too many guitar solos
that make the song too long.
**[16:09] Noa**
It's so obvious they're all just trying
**[16:12] Noa**
to compete with the one decent
member, the vocalist.
**[16:14] Noa**
When you can hear the discord
through their music,
**[16:16] Noa**
the band is as good as done for.
**[16:19] Livia**
Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded.
**[16:22] Noa**
I figured as much.
**[16:23] Noa**
Then there's really no reason
to point this out now,
**[16:26] Noa**
but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't
a Drop" is also rather questionable.
**[16:30] Noa**
Quite a few bands these days
take bizarre names for attention,
**[16:33] Noa**
but this is clearly just an internet meme,
**[16:35] Noa**
so if you search for it,
that's all that comes up.
**[16:38] Noa**
It'd be fine if this was their way of saying
**[16:40] Noa**
they were determined to outperform the meme,
**[16:42] Noa**
but it's more likely a lack of imagination,
**[16:44] Noa**
so they just chose it for laughs.
**[16:46] Livia**
* Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you*
* have a long road ahead of you.*
**[16:46] Noa**
The song title "Fluffy Fluffy
Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense,
**[16:49] Noa**
yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal...
**[16:51] Sign**
Karaoke
**[16:51] Sign**
Karaoke Entrance
**[17:02] Livia**
How was that?
**[17:02] Sign**
#TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand
**[17:03] Puriketsu**
That was sick! Livia-chan,
that was totally sick!
**[17:06] Puriketsu**
Are you seriously a beginner?!
**[17:08] Puriketsu**
I've never seen anyone get so good
within a week of starting!
**[17:13] Livia**
Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar
instructor and a retired performer.
**[17:18] Puriketsu**
Even so, you improved ungodly fast!
How much have you practiced?
**[17:23] Livia**
Let's see... I believe
about fifteen hours a day.
**[17:27] Puriketsu**
Fifteen hours?! Are you okay?
**[17:29] Puriketsu**
When I first started out, my fingers would
bleed, so I couldn't even really practice...
**[17:35] Livia**
Well, I'm built quite sturdy.
**[17:37] Puriketsu**
I see. You've worked so hard,
I kinda hate to say it, but...
**[17:42] Livia**
Is something the matter?
**[17:43] Puriketsu**
I haven't found any other members,
**[17:46] Puriketsu**
and I haven't even been able
to write a single song yet.
**[17:49] Livia**
You've been having that difficult of a time?
**[17:51] Puriketsu**
Well, yeah. I am learning
songwriting from scratch, after all...
**[17:55] Puriketsu**
If I'd known it would be this tough,
I woulda learned more from my coworker...
**[17:59] Livia**
I see... Then why don't you
try speaking with Noa-dono?
**[18:04] Livia**
She's able to write songs.
**[18:06] Puriketsu**
For real?!
**[18:08] Noa**
Welcome. Are you the vocalist?
**[18:11] Puriketsu**
Thanks for having me over!
**[18:13] Noa**
My name is Noa Minakami.
Please just call me Noa.
**[18:16] Puriketsu**
Your place is super nice.
**[18:18] Puriketsu**
What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
**[18:21] Noa**
My work consists of spreading the
word of our great savior, Livia-sama.
**[18:26] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan, are you actually
a savior for real?!
**[18:29] Noa**
She is!
**[18:30] Livia**
I am not!
**[18:31] Noa**
She is.
**[18:32] Puriketsu**
I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan.
**[18:36] Noa**
You must have also been saved
by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san.
**[18:40] Puriketsu**
Yuppers!
**[18:40] Livia**
More importantly, Noa-dono, there's
something we wanted to talk to you about...
**[18:45] Noa**
I'd love to hear it.
**[18:47] Puriketsu**
It's totally not finished yet, but...
**[18:51] Noa**
That's quite all right.
**[19:00] Puriketsu**
Whatcha think, Noa-san?
**[19:02] Puriketsu**
No need to hold back on the critique with me.
**[19:05] Noa**
I'm not sure if I can call this a critique...
**[19:07] Noa**
because this is fundamentally a failure.
**[19:10] Noa**
All I can actually say about the track is
**[19:12] Noa**
that it does at least sound
somewhat like a rock song.
**[19:15] Noa**
Not a single part of it is memorable.
It's just obnoxious and boring.
**[19:20] Livia**
Noa-dono, I think that's enough...
**[19:23] Puriketsu**
Yeah, I knew it.
**[19:25] Noa**
Puriketsu-san, you're trying
to go pro, aren't you?
**[19:28] Puriketsu**
Uh-huh.
**[19:29] Noa**
To be quite honest,
with your current songwriting skills,
**[19:32] Noa**
the day you turn professional is eons away.
**[19:35] Noa**
I believe it'd be in your best interest
to let someone else write the songs.
**[19:39] Puriketsu**
Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[19:42] Livia**
In that case, why don't you have
Noa-dono write your songs for you?
**[19:46] Puriketsu**
Oh, yeah! That might totes work!
**[19:49] Noa**
Pardon?
**[19:51] Puriketsu**
What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san?
**[19:54] Noa**
U-Um, mostly subliminal
audio used for mind control.
**[19:59] Puriketsu**
Uh, what?
**[20:01] Noa**
Oh, nothing!
**[20:03] Noa**
Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos,
**[20:07] Noa**
but I mess around with Vocaloid
stuff to kill time as well.
**[20:09] Puriketsu**
That must mean that you can
make utamono stuff, too.
**[20:12] Puriketsu**
I'd love to hear some!
**[20:14] Livia**
I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono.
**[20:16] Noa**
Very well.
**[20:19] Noa**
I guess I can let you listen to this song...
**[20:23] Livia**
So you can make songs like this as well?
**[20:26] Noa**
You flatter me.
**[20:28] Puriketsu**
Well, I guess it's definitely
easy on the ears.
**[20:32] Noa**
Puriketsu-san, are you unable
to comment on accessible songs?
**[20:36] Puriketsu**
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
**[20:39] Puriketsu**
But if you're gonna make music,
don't you want it to be original?
**[20:43] Noa**
Ah, a common pitfall musical novices
fall into when they lack vision.
**[20:48] Noa**
You make your music accessible and casual,
**[20:50] Noa**
then gradually lure them into the depths
so they can't escape...
**[20:54] Noa**
The way to gather passionate followers is
the same in music as it is in new religion.
**[20:59] Puriketsu**
I see! You might actually have a point!
**[21:02] Noa**
For example...
**[21:05] Noa**
Those who can earnestly accept
others' views will grow.
**[21:08] Noa**
Of course, I probably won't
be popular among the masses,
**[21:12] Noa**
but with my songs,
if you get it, you *really* get it.
**[21:15] Puriketsu**
I f-feel really uncomfortable right now.
**[21:19] Noa**
I have more intense tracks as well.
**[21:21] Livia and Puriketsu**
Ooh!
**[21:23] Puriketsu**
This is awesome!
**[21:25] Puriketsu**
This is super cool!
**[21:28] Puriketsu**
Noa-san, could you please write me songs...
**[21:31] Puriketsu**
No, would you join our band?
**[21:34] Noa**
H-Huh?!
**[21:36] Livia**
That's a brilliant idea!
**[21:38] Livia**
We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono!
**[21:40] Noa**
What?
**[21:41] Noa**
M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...?
**[21:44] Noa**
Oh, I couldn't possibly!
**[21:50] Noa**
*But if I were to join their band,*
**[21:52] Noa**
* I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side*
* even after we're done making the figures.*
**[21:56] Noa**
* Not only that, but we could even*
* practice all day together...*
**[22:01] Livia**
Noa-dono?
**[22:03] Noa**
If you wish me to join, I would happily
take part in your band, Livia-sama.
**[22:07] Puriketsu**
For real?!
**[22:09] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan, Noa-san!
**[22:11] Puriketsu**
We're gonna work hard
towards our major debut!
**[22:14] Livia**
Yes!
**[22:14] Noa**
Indeed!
**[22:15] Puriketsu**
Heck yeah!
**[22:18] Livia**
* Wait. Was my goal to make*
* a major debut in a band?*
**[23:50] Sign**
I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!
- Asumi Yumisashi
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
I'm going for the trifecta!
**[23:58] Sosuke**
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
**[24:01] Sara**
I'm going to believe in my *real* luck!
**[24:04] Sara**
After all, it was powerful enough
**[24:06] Sara**
to bag me an SSR in the
first person I met gacha.
# E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQWEKN/the-princess-and-the-kotatsu)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[00:00] Sign**
RAICHO
**[00:01] Sign**
#ThePrincessandtheKotatsu
**[00:02] Sosuke**
It's sure been getting cold lately.
**[00:06] Sosuke**
I guess it's time for it
to make an appearance.
**[00:09] Sara**
"It"?
**[00:11] Sosuke**
The almighty kotatsu.
**[00:12] Sara**
Wow! I was ignorant of such a secret delight!
**[00:17] Sosuke**
Kotatsus really are great.
**[00:19] Sara**
Indeed. I would like to award
them with the Nobel Me Prize.
**[00:25] Sosuke**
Don't rip off the Nobel Peace Prize.
**[00:28] Sosuke**
Okay, guess I'll go get dinner ready.
**[00:30] Sara**
What are we having?
**[00:32] Sosuke**
Hotpot.
**[00:33] Sara**
Hotpot at the kotatsu?
**[00:35] Sign**
Ajipon Wild
**[00:35] Sign**
Salads Steamed Foods
Hotpot Cold Tofu Yakitori
**[00:35] Sara**
The ultimate combo!
**[00:38] Sara and Sosuke**
Thanks for the meal.
**[00:41] Sara**
This might be the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
**[00:45] Sosuke**
You're in for even better
things in the future.
**[00:48] Sara**
Oh? Such as?
**[00:50] Sosuke**
Such as...
**[00:52] Sosuke**
Eating ice cream at the kotatsu.
**[00:55] Sara**
That's such a criminally delightful idea!
**[00:57] Sara**
You are truly a genius!
**[00:59] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[01:00] Sosuke**
Wanna give it a try right now?
I'm sure we bought some.
**[01:02] Sara**
Yahoo!
**[02:38] Sara**
The bath is free.
**[02:40] Sosuke**
You sure took your time in there.
**[02:43] Sara**
Indeed.
**[02:44] Sara**
Yuna and I were having a rather
heated debate about whether
**[02:48] Sara**
Oguri Cap or Red Hare would win in a race.
**[02:51] Sara**
Once I dry my hair, we'll begin round two!
**[02:55] Sosuke**
Don't stay up too late now.
She's got school, you know?
**[03:01] Sosuke**
Come to think of it...
**[03:03] (Flashback) Sara**
I would like to go to school.
**[03:06] Sosuke**
You brought up attending school before.
Do you still want to go?
**[03:11] Sara**
Yes.
**[03:12] Sara**
If there are other interesting peers
like Yuna, I'd love to meet them.
**[03:16] Sosuke**
Okay.
**[03:18] Sosuke**
Well, I'm seeing Brenda-san tomorrow,
so I'll ask her about it.
**[03:22] Sara**
Really?!
**[03:25] Sign**
#TheGirlfromAnotherWorldandFamilyRegisterIssues
**[03:26] Sosuke**
So, yeah.
**[03:27] Sosuke**
I couldn't find any proof that'd help
the client out with her divorce.
**[03:32] Sosuke**
Want me to continue the investigation?
**[03:34] Brenda**
No, that's quite enough.
**[03:36] Brenda**
Good work.
**[03:37] Sosuke**
Got it.
**[03:39] Sosuke**
Oh... By the way, there's
something I'd like to ask you.
**[03:44] Brenda**
And what might that be?
**[03:45] Brenda**
If it's legal advice, that'll
cost you 5,000 yen per half hour.
**[03:51] Brenda**
At least, that's my usual fee.
**[03:53] Brenda**
I'll help you out for free this time...
considering how close we are.
**[03:59] Sosuke**
Don't make it sound weird.
**[04:01] Brenda**
So, what do you need to discuss?
**[04:03] Sosuke**
Um...
**[04:05] Sign**
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
**[04:05] Sosuke**
Is there a way for a child who's not
Japanese to attend a Japanese school?
**[04:10] Brenda**
You mean a child with foreign citizenship?
**[04:13] Sosuke**
Well, yeah.
**[04:15] Sara**
I skipped grades and have already
graduated from school in my homeland,
**[04:19] Sara**
so I came to Japan to expand my horizons.
**[04:22] Brenda**
In that case, it doesn't sound like
you need to go to school in Japan.
**[04:27] Sosuke**
But don't you think it's a bit lonely
**[04:29] Sosuke**
to come all the way here
and not make any friends her age?
**[04:33] Brenda**
Well, I didn't have friends as a child.
**[04:36] Sosuke**
Could you not trauma dump
on us out of nowhere?
**[04:38] Brenda**
Anyway, if you contact the local board
of education, she should be able to get in.
**[04:40] Sign**
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
**[04:44] Sosuke**
Would they want to look into her or anything?
**[04:47] Brenda**
Well, they'll at least confirm her visa
and talk to her national embassy.
**[04:53] Brenda**
Is something the matter?
**[04:54] Sosuke**
Er...
**[04:55] Sosuke**
This is totally hypothetical,
**[04:58] Sosuke**
but is it possible for a child
without a family register
**[05:01] Sosuke**
and of uncertain lineage to get
a Japanese family register?
**[05:04] Brenda**
You mean they're an orphan?
**[05:07] Brenda**
If a baby without a birth
certificate is found,
**[05:10] Brenda**
the local mayor can give them
a name and a family register.
**[05:15] Sosuke**
What if it's not a baby and, say,
a child about ten years old?
**[05:19] Brenda**
What kind of situation are they even in if
they don't know their history at that age?
**[05:23] Sosuke**
Uh... Maybe they've got amnesia?
**[05:31] Brenda**
If a thorough background check
doesn't turn up anything,
**[05:36] Brenda**
you could probably get a new family register.
**[05:39] Brenda**
The only other methods I can think of
are definitely not the legal kind.
**[05:43] Sara**
* Hmm... It'd be quite problematic if they*
* did a thorough background check on me.*
**[05:49] Sosuke**
Going under the table, eh?
**[05:52] Sosuke**
What to do...?
**[05:53] Sara**
You needn't worry about it so.
**[05:55] Sara**
I can continue just fine without a register.
**[05:58] Sosuke**
But you want to go to school, don't you?
**[06:01] Sara**
It's not as though
I absolutely need to, however.
**[06:04] Sara**
If I can't, then I can't.
**[06:06] Sosuke**
It's not like you *can't* go.
**[06:09] Sosuke**
I'm sure I can get more help if we need it.
**[06:11] Sara**
There's no point in putting
yourself at risk for my sake.
**[06:15] Sosuke**
I mean, fair, but...
**[06:18] Sosuke**
* It's true that Sara and I just sorta*
* ended up living together.*
**[06:22] Sosuke**
*But still...*
**[06:24] Sosuke**
I wonder if there's a way to get
you a family register legally.
**[06:28] Sara**
There is.
**[06:29] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[06:30] Sara**
We'll just make it known publicly
that I'm actually from another world.
**[06:35] Sosuke**
I see.
**[06:36] Sosuke**
I guess if you show off your magic,
people might actually believe you.
**[06:42] Sara**
Indeed, though there's the possibility that
your country will treat me like a lab rat.
**[06:46] Sara**
I'll probably be detained until they can
confirm that I am truly from another world.
**[06:52] Sosuke**
If you know that, why suggest it?
**[06:54] Sara**
Okay, why don't I just pretend
like I have amnesia?
**[06:58] Sosuke**
I admit you're a pretty impressive actress,
**[07:00] Sosuke**
but you'll have a real pro investigating you.
**[07:03] Sara**
Well, I'm not so confident that I think I can
completely fool a professional...
**[07:07] Sara**
I'd be helpless if they
used a truth serum on me.
**[07:10] Sosuke**
I've seen truth serum used in spy movies and
stuff, but does that stuff actually exist?
**[07:15] Sara**
Wait, does it not?!
**[07:17] Sosuke**
How would I know?
**[07:18] Sara**
Speaking of spies, I recently read a manga
about a spy who ends up
**[07:23] Sara**
forming a family with a girl
who possesses supernatural powers...
**[07:23] Tateyama**
By the way, that Sara girl...
**[07:26] Tateyama**
Her circumstances appear to be rather curious.
**[07:28] Brenda**
Yes. I don't know who she is exactly,
**[07:32] Brenda**
but Sosuke-kun being such a pushover
is almost problematic
**[07:35] Brenda**
if he's going so far for someone else's child.
**[07:38] Tateyama**
She may not actually be someone else's child.
**[07:43] Brenda**
What are you saying?
**[07:44] Tateyama**
She could be Kaburaya-sama's lovechild.
**[07:48] Brenda**
Oh, please. Isn't that girl about thirteen?
**[07:52] Brenda**
Given Sosuke-kun's age, he would've had
to have had her when he was in high school.
**[07:59] Tateyama**
I don't think it's that unusual to have
children while still in high school.
**[08:05] Brenda**
But we're talking about Sosuke-kun here.
**[08:07] Brenda**
Can you actually imagine him in
*that* kind of a relationship
**[08:11] Brenda**
with a beautiful blonde in high school?
**[08:13] Tateyama**
I believe you're aware
of Kaburaya-sama's charms
**[08:16] Tateyama**
despite him seeming rather plain, my lady.
**[08:18] Tateyama**
His athleticism, wit, and communication
skills are all quite noteworthy.
**[08:22] Brenda**
I had no idea that you thought
so highly of Sosuke-kun.
**[08:27] Brenda**
Is there a chance that you actually fancy...
**[08:30] Tateyama**
No. I hold no romantic
feelings toward humans.
**[08:33] Brenda**
Oh, that's right. Aren't you
currently seeing Gifu Castle?
**[08:36] Sign**
Gifu Castle
**[08:38] Tateyama**
That's my ex-boyfriend.
I'm currently seeing...
**[08:41] Tateyama**
Gujo Hachiman Castle.
**[08:41] Sign**
Gujo Hachiman Castle
**[08:43] Tateyama**
No matter. My point is that
Kaburaya-sama isn't exactly
**[08:47] Tateyama**
the diamond in the rough you think he is.
**[08:50] Brenda**
B-But he's so dull,
not to mention financially unstable.
**[08:54] Tateyama**
Heed me, my lady.
Detectives have a certain appeal.
**[08:59] Brenda**
What?
**[09:01] Tateyama**
Normies don't usually encounter them,
which makes them quite interesting.
**[09:06] Tateyama**
Their trade makes them excellent speakers,
and their broad range of knowledge
**[09:10] Tateyama**
can be extremely useful
when it comes to romance.
**[09:13] Brenda**
B-But Sosuke-kun's dirt poor—
**[09:16] Sign**
Ninomiya
**[09:18] Brenda**
Unfortunately, we couldn't find any evidence
that could be used for grounds for divorce.
**[09:24] Brenda**
If you go to court as things stand,
**[09:27] Brenda**
you'll be at a disadvantage, Ninomiya-san.
**[09:29] Ninomiya**
I see...
**[09:31] Brenda**
But if we use an investigator who's
an expert at getting this kind of intel,
**[09:36] Brenda**
we may yet uncover something.
**[09:39] Ninomiya**
Then why didn't we do that to begin with?
**[09:41] Brenda**
This professional has an extremely unique
skill set, so their rate is much steeper.
**[09:47] Brenda**
But considering what you'd stand to lose
if you went to court right now,
**[09:51] Brenda**
I'd say the fee is rather trivial.
**[09:54] Brenda**
P-Please, hire them to investigate.
**[10:00] Sign**
Ten days later
**[10:01] Neya**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:03] Neya**
This is the evidence you asked for
as well as my report.
**[10:10] Brenda**
You never fail to impress, Haruka-chan.
**[10:12] Brenda**
Day one, you acted like you were one of the
target's business clients and made contact.
**[10:16] Brenda**
Day two, you dropped your pass case in front
of the target and had him pick it up.
**[10:20] Brenda**
You exchanged contact info so
you could thank him in the future.
**[10:24] Brenda**
Day four, you had lunch with the target.
**[10:27] Brenda**
Day six, you had lunch with the target again.
**[10:30] Brenda**
Day eight, you went to a hotel with him
after dining at an oyster bar.
**[10:35] Brenda**
You always do such brilliant work.
**[10:38] Brenda**
I wish you could tell me exactly how you
get so close to these people so easily.
**[10:43] Neya**
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
**[10:47] Brenda**
By the way, when you went to the hotel, uh...
**[10:51] Brenda**
Did you go all the way?
**[10:53] Neya**
Oh, come on! I'm not some hussy
who'd sleep with anyone.
**[10:58] Neya**
I only go all the way when
I really feel like it.
**[11:01] Brenda**
I-I see...
**[11:03] Neya**
Is that it for this job?
**[11:05] Neya**
If you'd like, I can probably go as far
as to get him to say he'd leave his wife.
**[11:11] Brenda**
You make it sound so simple...
**[11:13] Brenda**
But this will suffice for the task at hand.
**[11:17] Neya**
That was another easy job.
**[11:20] Neya**
If only I could get Sosuke-senpai
to fall for me as easily...
**[11:25] Sosuke**
Nice to meet you. I'll be your mentor.
**[11:25] Sign**
Sosuke (24)
**[11:28] Sign**
Neya (22)
**[11:28] Sign**
Sosuke (24)
**[11:29] Neya**
I hope to learn lots, Senpai.
**[11:31] Neya**
*Well, he seems rather dull.*
**[11:34] Neya**
*Is this guy really the star of this agency?*
**[11:41] (Flashback) Neya**
I screwed up again today...
**[11:43] (Flashback) Neya**
Maybe I'm not cut out to be a detective.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Sosuke**
This is how everyone starts out.
**[11:49] (Flashback) Neya**
Even you, Senpai?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Of course—
**[11:52] Kusanagi**
Of course not. Our dear ol' Sosuke
was a pro out of the gate.
**[11:56] (Flashback) Kusanagi**
He was brilliant.
**[11:59] Neya**
* In the end, I couldn't catch up*
* to Senpai on normal jobs.*
**[12:04] Neya**
* So I wound up doing more*
* specialized investigations...*
**[12:08] Neya**
Aw, man... if only Senpai would fall
for me, I'd do anything for him.
**[12:19] Sara**
That must be our mark.
**[12:21] Sosuke**
Yeah. Looks like he's about
to make some deliveries.
**[12:25] Sosuke**
This time, we're investigating
Yohei Ichinose, age 42.
**[12:27] Sign**
Yohei Ichinose
**[12:29] Sosuke**
He owns a liquor store.
**[12:31] Sign**
Mark = Investigation Target
**[12:31] Sosuke**
Our client is the mark's wife, Mika.
**[12:33] Sign**
Mika Ichinose
**[12:34] Sosuke**
Their son's in middle school,
and their daughter's in sixth grade.
**[12:38] (Flashback) Mika**
Starting about three months ago,
**[12:40] (Flashback) Mika**
strangely, he started staying out
on deliveries a lot longer.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Mika**
He also started buying us cakes
and other random gifts sometimes.
**[12:48] (Flashback) Sosuke**
It's true that doing a lot out of
the ordinary is a common sign of infidelity.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Mika**
Plus he just seems... livelier than before.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Sosuke**
Livelier?
**[13:12] Sara**
Oh? Did we already get a hit?
**[13:14] Sosuke**
Who knows?
**[13:19] Sosuke**
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
**[13:24] Sara**
Hmm...
**[13:26] Sara**
He just seems to be working earnestly.
**[13:28] Sosuke**
Yeah. He kinda looks like a downer,
but he's diligent
**[13:32] Sosuke**
and his regulars seem to trust him.
**[13:35] Sara**
Sosuke, I would also like some gyudon.
**[13:39] Sosuke**
Not right now. If I took you in there,
we'd draw too much attention.
**[13:44] Sara**
Even if I used a disguise?
**[13:46] Sosuke**
A disguise?
**[13:57] Sara**
How's this?
**[13:58] Sosuke**
Wow... Talk about convenient.
**[14:01] Sara**
Impressive, no?
**[14:02] Sosuke**
I mean, if you could do that,
you should've told me sooner.
**[14:06] Sosuke**
I could've forgone the complicated
exchange student backstory.
**[14:10] Sosuke**
But wait, you said you couldn't
**[14:12] Sosuke**
keep up spells for too long, yeah?
**[14:14] Sara**
Nay. Unlike my invisibility or flight magic,
**[14:17] Sara**
I can sustain this color-changing
spell as long as I'd like.
**[14:20] Sosuke**
Then you should've just pretended
to be Japanese to start.
**[14:24] Sara**
No, I like my blonde hair.
**[14:27] Sara**
Besides, this only works on
what I cast it on directly.
**[14:31] Sara**
My natural roots will show as they grow out.
**[14:33] Sara**
This is one of my favorite spells!
**[14:38] Sosuke**
* It's day three of the investigation,*
* but we haven't really found anything.*
**[14:44] Sara**
I wish he'd hurry up and show his true colors.
**[14:48] Sosuke**
Honestly, if he's not actually cheating
on his wife, that's just fine too.
**[14:53] Sosuke**
They have kids, after all.
**[14:56] Car Navigation**
*You have entered Kasamatsu.*
**[14:59] Sosuke**
*We've left Gifu City? How far is he going?*
**[15:02] Sara**
Ah!
**[15:03] Sosuke**
Wuh?!
**[15:03] Sara**
This is the first time
I've ever left Gifu City!
**[15:08] Sign**
#ThePrincessandHorses
**[15:09] Sign**
Off-Site Sales in Operation
**[15:09] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
**[15:14] Sosuke**
A horse track?
**[15:18] Sara**
It's quite cold outside...
**[15:19] Sosuke**
Winters in Gifu get real chilly.
Make sure you don't catch a cold.
**[15:27] Sara**
Ah, so this is what a horse
racetrack looks like!
**[15:34] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
**[15:34] Sign**
Track
**[15:34] Sign**
1st Horse
**[15:41] Sign**
Dash
**[15:41] Sosuke**
I've been to this racetrack before,
but there sure are all kinds of folks here.
**[15:46] Sosuke**
There are even women and young couples.
**[15:49] Sara**
There don't seem to be any
children my age, though.
**[15:53] Announcer**
*And there they all go!*
**[15:54] Sara**
Ooh! It's started!
**[15:58] Yohei**
Go!
**[16:00] Sara and Sosuke**
Huh?
**[16:02] Yohei**
Run!
**[16:04] Sosuke**
Uh... That's our mark, isn't it?
**[16:07] Sara**
I do believe so...
**[16:09] Yohei**
Pull ahead! Pull ahead!
**[16:11] Sara**
He's completely different
from when he's working.
**[16:14] Sosuke**
Yeah...
**[16:18] Announcer**
* We will now announce*
* the results of that last race.*
**[16:21] Sign**
Dash
**[16:21] Announcer**
*In first, we have #5, Hidagyu Nom.*
**[16:21] Sara**
That was quite exciting!
**[16:24] Announcer**
*In second, we have #3, No Ocean Prefecture.*
**[16:25] Sara**
Sosuke, let us also buy a ticket!
**[16:26] Announcer**
*In third, we have #7, Reseller Beggar.*
**[16:28] Sosuke**
You dummy. We're still working.
**[16:30] Sara**
I mean, isn't this job basically over?
**[16:34] Sosuke**
Well, you've got a point.
**[16:37] Sosuke**
* A man with no hobbies came to life*
* when he got into horse racing,*
**[16:41] Sosuke**
* but he probably couldn't tell his family*
* that he was skipping work to gamble.*
**[16:44] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
**[16:46] Sosuke**
Looks like he's betting on the next race, too.
**[16:49] Sosuke**
Well, since we're here,
I guess we can bet a hundred yen.
**[16:53] Sara**
Ooh!
**[16:55] Sosuke**
Who're you gonna pick?
**[16:56] Sara**
I get to choose?
**[16:58] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[16:59] Sosuke**
You can't play, since you're a minor,
**[17:01] Sosuke**
but nothing says you can't guess the results.
**[17:04] Sara**
What do they mean by "bet type"?
**[17:04] Sign**
Correct
**[17:04] Sign**
Inorrect
**[17:04] Sign**
Bet Type
**[17:04] Sign**
Win
**[17:04] Sign**
Place
**[17:04] Sign**
Bracket
Quinella
**[17:04] Sign**
Quinella
**[17:04] Sign**
Exacta
**[17:04] Sign**
Quinella Place
**[17:04] Sign**
Trifecta
**[17:04] Sign**
Trio
**[17:06] Sosuke**
That's how you bet.
**[17:08] Sosuke**
For "win," you're predicting
which horse will come in first.
**[17:11] Sosuke and Isao**
For "place," you're predicting the horses
that will place in the top three.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Isao**
And for the "trifecta" here,
**[17:17] (Flashback) Isao**
you have to guess
the top three in the right order.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Isao**
It's the hardest one,
but if you win, it's huge.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Little Sosuke**
Wow! Then I want that one.
**[17:27] (Flashback) Isao**
Attaboy! You're a real man!
**[17:31] Sosuke**
And that about sums it up.
**[17:33] Sara**
Indeed, I understand how to bet now.
**[17:35] Sara**
I shall go for the trifecta!
**[17:38] Sosuke**
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
**[17:42] Sara**
I'm going to believe in my *real* luck!
**[17:45] Sara**
After all, it was powerful enough
**[17:47] Sara**
to bag me an SSR in the first-person-I-met
gacha upon coming to this world.
**[17:52] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[17:53] Sosuke**
D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that.
**[17:56] Sara**
Oh? Are you blushing?
**[17:58] Sosuke**
No.
**[18:03] Sara**
I've decided!
I choose 6, 2, and 5, in that order!
**[18:06] Sosuke**
Six...
**[18:07] Sign**
Amazing Technician
**[18:08] Sosuke**
Amazing Technician?
**[18:11] Sosuke**
He's only fifth in the ranks.
**[18:12] Sara**
But he's got a certain glint in his eye.
**[18:15] Sara**
He may seem dull, but he's
got a fighting spirit deep down.
**[18:18] Sosuke**
Okay, fine. So 6, 2, and 5, right?
**[18:22] Sosuke**
I'll go for something more reliable.
**[18:25] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
4th Race
Kobato-chan Love Love Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
6. Amazing Technician
2. Biggus Dickus
5. Uge-hey Ooba-bay
**[18:26] Announcer**
* Now for the fourth race of the*
* Kobato-chan Love Love Cup.*
**[18:28] Announcer**
* Our second group of 2-year-olds*
* on the 1,400-meter track*
**[18:31] Announcer**
*are all lined up at the gate now.*
**[18:34] Announcer**
*And they're off!*
**[18:35] Yohei**
Go!
**[18:37] Sara**
Go! Go forth, Amazing Technician!
**[18:39] Sara**
Biggus Dickus!
**[18:40] Sara**
Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
**[18:42] Sosuke**
I know it's only 100 yen, but this feels
totally different with money on the line.
**[18:48] Announcer**
* And here comes #6, Amazing*
* Technician, from behind!*
**[18:51] Announcer**
* He passes three horses on the*
* outside and is picking up speed!*
**[18:55] Announcer**
* His rider is Takumi Furukoshi.*
* Look at him thrust those hips!*
**[18:59] Sara**
Yes! Here he comes! Pass
them, Amazing Technician!
**[18:59] Announcer**
* Amazing Technician is*
* catching up at top speed!*
**[19:02] Announcer**
*He cleanly passes #5, Uge-hey Ooba-bay!*
**[19:02] Sara**
Pass them! Leave them all in the dust!
**[19:04] Announcer**
*Ooba-bay can't take the Technician!*
**[19:07] Announcer**
* And now he tries his technique*
* on the front-runner, #2, Biggus Dickus!*
**[19:11] Announcer**
* Technique or size,*
* what really matters in the end?*
**[19:15] Sara**
Yes! Here he comes!
Pass him, Amazing Technician!
**[19:15] Announcer**
*And he nails him!*
**[19:18] Announcer**
* Amazing Technician uses his incredible*
* technique to overtake Biggus Dickus and finish!*
**[19:18] Sara**
Pass him! Leave everyone in the dust!
**[19:22] Announcer**
* Biggus Dickus comes in second,*
* and third is Uge-hey Ooba-bay.*
**[19:24] Sara**
Heck yeah!
**[19:25] Sosuke**
Wait, seriously?!
**[19:25] Announcer**
*He looks empty after letting it all out.*
**[19:28] Sara**
How do you like that, Sosuke?
**[19:28] Announcer**
* Coming in fourth is #3, Post-Nut Clarity.*
* He's definitely reached that point.*
**[19:29] Sosuke**
To think you'd actually get
a perfect trifecta...
**[19:33] Sosuke**
This is seriously awesome.
**[19:36] Sosuke**
The payout is 3,350 yen?
Thirty times is unbelievable.
**[19:41] Sara**
Leave the next race to me as well.
**[19:44] Sosuke**
Okay, fine. You can use the
payout however you want.
**[19:48] Sara**
Very good!
**[19:50] Sara**
Okay!
**[19:51] Sign**
Kasamatsu 6th Race
**[19:53] Sara**
Yes!
**[19:54] Sara**
Yum! Yum!
**[19:57] Sign**
Kasamatsu 11th Race
**[19:58] Sara**
Yes! I got another perfect trifecta!
**[19:58] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
11th Race
Demon King of the Sixth Heaven Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
4. Cocco-chan
2. Rizz the Bocchi
5. Alba Cap
**[20:02] Sosuke**
The payout's *70* times?!
**[20:05] Sosuke**
H-Hey, how much did you
bet on that ticket again?
**[20:08] Sara**
I put in 2,000 yen.
**[20:10] Sosuke**
So you're getting... 140,000 yen?
**[20:12] Sara**
No, I also won a quinella place
and a trio, so after subtracting my losses...
**[20:17] Sara**
It comes to about 230,000 yen.
**[20:20] Sign**
100 yen
**[20:20] Sosuke**
You turned 100 yen... into 230,000?
**[20:22] Sign**
230,000 yen
**[20:24] Sign**
This current job
**[20:24] Sosuke**
That's more than our pay for this job.
**[20:28] Sara**
I emerge victorious!
**[20:31] Sara**
Sosuke, let us dine on Hida-gyu tonight!
**[20:34] Sosuke**
Am I allowed to partake in this meal?
**[20:38] Sara**
But of course!
**[20:40] Yohei**
Looks like you won big today.
**[20:43] Sosuke**
Yes, well... Ack!
**[20:47] Yohei**
Is something wrong?
**[20:49] Sosuke**
* It doesn't look like he realizes*
* we were following him.*
**[20:52] Sosuke**
Er, it's nothing. How'd you make out?
**[20:55] Yohei**
No luck at all.
**[20:57] Yohei**
But I only spend 100 yen each time.
**[21:00] Sosuke**
I see. So you're just here
to enjoy the race, then?
**[21:04] Yohei**
Yes.
**[21:06] Yohei**
I have kids about your daughter's age.
**[21:09] Yohei**
They're obsessed with a horse racing game.
**[21:11] Yohei**
While I was researching everything I could
so we could talk about it together,
**[21:16] Yohei**
I ended up hooked on real horse racing.
**[21:19] Sosuke**
Then why don't you bring your kids next time?
**[21:23] Sosuke**
I think they'd have fun.
**[21:25] Sara**
Yes! Indubitably!
**[21:27] Yohei**
Yeah. I'll think about it.
**[21:30] Yohei**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[21:32] Sosuke**
Oh, sure.
**[21:37] Sosuke**
We got caught up in the racing,
and then our mark even talked to us...
**[21:42] Sosuke**
I messed up big.
**[21:44] Sara**
Well, things like this happen
every once in a while.
**[21:47] Sara**
Don't be too glum.
**[21:49] Sosuke**
Whose fault do you think this is?! Huh?!
**[21:51] Sara**
S-Stop that, you fool!
**[21:53] Sara**
He actually thought that I was your daughter.
**[21:53] Sign**
Off-Site Sales in Operation
Kasamatsu Racetrack
**[21:57] Sosuke**
Well, I guess that's what
most folks would assume.
**[22:01] Sara**
Indeed...
**[22:03] Sara**
Ta-hay... Ta-hay-stee!
**[22:06] Sara**
Hida-gyu sure is ta-hay-stee!
**[22:08] Sara**
So is yakiniku and sukiyaki...
**[22:09] Sosuke**
What the heck's with that song?
**[22:11] Sara**
And then... horse sashimi! And yukhoe!
**[22:13] Sosuke**
Say, Sara.
**[22:15] Sosuke**
Do you want to be my actual daughter?
**[22:22] Sara**
Yeah!
**[23:50] Sign**
I'll make Senpai fall for me someday!
-Haruka Neya
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:56] Isao**
So this is the girl who's
been in your care, Sosuke?
**[23:59] Sosuke**
Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
she's also your granddaughter.
**[24:04] Isao**
Wait, my granddaughter? What?
**[24:06] Sara**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!
# E8 - The Princess and the Father
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQV5M3/the-princess-and-the-father)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Kusanagi Detective Agency
**[00:00] Sign**
Contact us anytime
**[00:00] Kusanagi**
It's been a while, Sosuke.
**[00:03] Sign**
#ThePrincessandtheFather
**[00:03] Sosuke**
It's nice to see you again, Chief.
**[00:07] Kusanagi**
Since you've finally decided to come back,
**[00:09] Kusanagi**
does this mean you're over
your rebellious phase?
**[00:09] Sign**
Isao Kusanagi
**[00:09] Sign**
Detective,
Business Owner
**[00:11] Sosuke**
I'm not actually coming back.
**[00:14] Kusanagi**
Aw, too bad.
**[00:17] Kusanagi**
So, is this the girl who's been
in your care, Sosuke?
**[00:21] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[00:22] Kusanagi**
I remember Neya-kun telling
me she was blonde…
**[00:26] Sosuke**
Her hair makes her stand out too much,
so I had her dye it.
**[00:29] Kusanagi**
I see.
**[00:32] Sara**
Ooh! It's so cushy!
**[00:35] Sara**
It's nothing like our sofa back home!
**[00:39] Kusanagi**
I bet not!
**[00:40] Kusanagi**
Now, what did you want to talk about?
**[00:42] Sosuke**
Her name is Sara.
**[00:45] Kusanagi**
I understand she's been through a lot.
**[00:47] Kusanagi**
I hear she was supposed to be doing
a homestay with a friend of yours,
**[00:51] Kusanagi**
but their place went up in flames.
Did I get all that right?
**[00:55] Sosuke**
As you've clearly deduced,
no, I'm not actually
**[00:58] Sosuke**
taking care of her because
a friend's place burned down.
**[01:02] Kusanagi**
I didn't think so.
**[01:03] Kusanagi**
If one of your old pals' houses
had burned down,
**[01:07] Kusanagi**
there's no way I wouldn't have heard about it.
**[01:11] Kusanagi**
So, what's the real story?
**[01:15] Sosuke**
Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
she's also your granddaughter.
**[01:18] Sign**
Father
**[01:20] Sign**
Grandfather
**[01:21] Sign**
Granddaughter
**[01:22] Sara**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!
**[02:56] Isao**
Wait, she's *your* daughter?
**[02:58] Isao**
S-So she's my granddaughter? What?
**[03:01] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[03:01] Sara**
Grandpa!
**[03:03] Isao**
What's the meaning of this?
**[03:05] Sosuke**
Her name is Sara.
**[03:07] Sosuke**
She was conceived when I was in high school
**[03:10] Sosuke**
and things went too far one night
with a certain older woman.
**[03:14] Sosuke**
Her mother suddenly showed
up about a month ago,
**[03:18] Sosuke**
left Sara with me, and disappeared.
**[03:23] Sosuke**
She apparently has a grave
illness and no other family,
**[03:27] Sosuke**
so I'm the only one she can entrust Sara to.
**[03:32] Sosuke**
That's why she's living with me now.
**[03:38] Sosuke**
But Sara's mother didn't want people
to know that her father was a minor,
**[03:44] Sosuke**
so she never registered Sara's birth.
**[03:47] Sosuke**
That's why she has no family register
and hasn't been able to go to school.
**[03:51] Sosuke**
In order to put Sara in my
family register as my daughter,
**[03:54] Sosuke**
I need to get her a birth certificate.
**[03:56] Sosuke**
I was hoping you'd be able
to help me out.
**[03:59] Sara**
Pretty please, Grandpa.
**[04:05] Kusanagi**
I can introduce you to someone
who can do that for you.
**[04:10] Kusanagi**
I can even find you a recently deceased
woman who died alone of illness.
**[04:15] Kusanagi**
Shall I also introduce you to someone
**[04:17] Kusanagi**
who might accidentally fumble some documents?
**[04:21] Sosuke**
If you would.
**[04:24] Kusanagi**
However, Sosuke...
**[04:26] Kusanagi**
As I'm sure you're aware,
this is absolutely a crime.
**[04:30] Kusanagi**
Would the kind of justice-bound
great detective
**[04:32] Kusanagi**
that you strive to be really
stand for such a thing?
**[04:38] Sosuke**
I still need to ask you to do this for me.
**[04:42] Kusanagi**
To tell you the truth, I had Neya-kun look
into her as soon as she told me.
**[04:47] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[04:48] Kusanagi**
I managed to find out that on the night
of October 4th, you and the girl
**[04:53] Sign**
Gifu
**[04:53] Kusanagi**
just so happened to take a taxi
**[04:56] Kusanagi**
right after an explosion at a nearby park.
**[04:58] Kusanagi**
But I've got nothing before that.
**[05:02] Kusanagi**
There aren't any missing children
reports matching her description.
**[05:06] Kusanagi**
It's almost like she appeared out of thin air.
**[05:07] Sosuke**
* He's basically sniffed out everything,*
* right down to Sara appearing...*
**[05:13] Kusanagi**
Just who are you, Sara-chan?
**[05:16] Kusanagi**
And Sosuke, why are you doing
all of this for this girl?
**[05:20] Sara**
I'm from another world,
and I'm here because reasons.
**[05:25] Sosuke**
H-Hey, wait!
**[05:26] Sara**
The reason Sosuke is helping me is simply
because he's extremely kind.
**[05:31] Sara**
As his father, I'm sure
you know that very well.
**[05:36] Kusanagi**
So we've got ourselves an otherworlder.
No wonder I couldn't track you down.
**[05:40] Sosuke**
Wait. You actually believe her?
**[05:42] Kusanagi**
Like it or not, your old man's
the best detective in Gifu.
**[05:45] Kusanagi**
I'm an expert at seeing through lies.
**[05:48] Kusanagi**
If what she just said isn't true,
**[05:49] Kusanagi**
she's either a very talented actress
**[05:51] Kusanagi**
or a very unfortunate soul who actually
believes she's from another world.
**[05:55] Sara**
Hmm.
**[05:56] Sosuke**
So you're really going to help us out?
**[05:58] Kusanagi**
If my son is earnestly asking for help
in his rebellious phase,
**[06:02] Kusanagi**
how can I refuse?
**[06:04] Kusanagi**
However, I have one condition.
**[06:07] Sosuke**
You mean money?
**[06:07] Kusanagi**
No.
**[06:08] Kusanagi**
From now on, you'll address me
as "Dad" rather than "Chief."
**[06:12] Sosuke**
Uh...
**[06:13] Kusanagi**
Go on. Say it, Sosuke.
**[06:16] Kusanagi**
Say, "Please, Dad!"
**[06:19] Kusanagi**
Oh? What was that?
**[06:21] Kusanagi**
I can't hear you. Huh? What?
**[06:21] Sosuke**
P-P-Please...
**[06:25] Sosuke**
D-D...
**[06:27] Sosuke**
Dad...
**[06:29] Kusanagi**
Good! Leave this to your dear ol' pops!
**[06:33] Sara**
Indeed!
**[06:34] Sara**
I will be counting on you, Grandpa.
**[06:37] Kusanagi**
You seem to be taking all
of this extremely well.
**[06:40] Sara**
What a nice, understanding father.
**[06:43] Sara**
He clearly loves you very much.
**[06:45] Sosuke**
That's exactly why I didn't
want to rely on him.
**[06:48] Sara**
What do you mean?
**[06:49] Sosuke**
I'm sure that, deep down,
he really does love me.
**[06:55] Sosuke**
He has those emotions...
**[06:57] Sign**
Work Order
-Lure the target into infidelity
-Take photographic evidence
**[06:57] Sosuke**
So I have no idea how he's able to tear
other families and couples apart
**[07:02] Sosuke**
without even a second thought.
**[07:04] Sara**
I see. You must have also
been through a lot.
**[07:10] Sosuke**
Not as much as you.
**[07:15] Neya**
I've completed my report to Aisaki-sensei.
**[07:18] Neya**
She said no further investigation
is required for this case.
**[07:21] Kusanagi**
I see. Good work.
**[07:23] Neya**
Chief, you seem rather happy.
**[07:26] Kusanagi**
Ah, Sosuke just dropped by.
**[07:28] Neya**
What?! Senpai was here? What did he need?
**[07:32] Kusanagi**
I'm gonna get myself a grandchild.
**[07:34] Neya**
What?
**[07:35] Neya**
Er, could you explain that part?
**[07:38] Kusanagi**
Remember that kid Sosuke's looking after?
**[07:41] Neya**
Oh, yes. You mean Sara-chan.
**[07:43] Kusanagi**
She's going to become Sosuke's daughter.
**[07:45] Kusanagi**
Which means she'll be my granddaughter.
**[07:48] Neya**
Um... Wait, so Sosuke-senpai is going
to adopt Sara-chan as a foster daughter?
**[07:53] Kusanagi**
Not a foster daughter. His biological one.
**[07:55] Neya**
What?
**[07:57] Kusanagi**
So, yeah, we'll be issuing her a birth
certificate as Sosuke's own daughter.
**[08:03] Neya**
You actually believe their story, Chief?
**[08:06] Kusanagi**
Of course I do.
**[08:07] Neya**
Sara-chan's blonde, though.
**[08:09] Kusanagi**
When she came here,
she had black hair and eyes.
**[08:13] Kusanagi**
She was probably just a bottle blonde.
**[08:15] Neya**
Are you being serious right now?
**[08:17] Kusanagi**
Yeah.
**[08:18] Kusanagi**
Since she's my granddaughter, I can tell
that she looks a little like my ex-wife.
**[08:25] Kusanagi**
What a great day!
**[08:27] Kusanagi**
I mean, my rebellious son came
to introduce my granddaughter to me.
**[08:31] Kusanagi**
I couldn't be happier!
**[08:33] Neya**
* Wh-What a doting parent. No, you're*
* actually just stupid! And conniving!*
**[08:38] Neya**
* If Sara-chan's going*
* to become Senpai's daughter...*
**[08:47] Neya**
* Then if I marry Senpai, I'll automatically*
* become Sara-chan's mother...*
**[08:53] Sara**
I look forward to our time together, Mom.
**[08:56] Neya**
*What?!*
**[08:58] Neya**
*Wh-What am I supposed to do?!*
**[09:04] Sara**
Now, let us begin.
**[09:05] Sign**
#ThePrincessandHerFriend
**[09:07] Yuna**
I-I've never done anything like this before.
**[09:10] Sara**
Fear not! It is my first time as well.
**[09:13] Sara**
Let us just enjoy ourselves.
**[09:14] Yuna**
You say that, but...
**[09:17] Sara**
It'll be fine.
**[09:18] Sara**
I know how to be subtle.
**[09:20] Sara**
We're going to watch some
*Romance of the Three Kingdoms* movies
**[09:23] Sara**
for our first sleepover!
**[09:24] Sara**
Even if a film you recommend is utter crap,
**[09:25] Sign**
Like a Sword
**[09:28] Sara**
I promise I shan't say so out loud.
**[09:30] Yuna**
Nothing you just said suggests
subtlety whatsoever!
**[09:33] Yuna**
Well, whatever. Let's just get started.
**[09:36] Yuna**
I'll punch you if you say it's crap, though.
**[09:38] Sara**
My goodness, how frightening!
**[09:45] Sign**
Wei
**[09:46] Narrator**
*At the end of the later Han Dynasty,*
**[09:48] Narrator**
* the world was in chaos*
* as the endless days of war wore on.*
**[09:56] Sign**
The audio has been removed for copyright reasons.
**[10:30] Sara**
That was so good!
**[10:32] Yuna**
I told you.
**[10:33] Sara**
To think that Liu Bei's
grandson would reestablish
**[10:36] Sara**
the Han Dynasty along with Liu Bei himself.
**[10:39] Sara**
Going back into the past to change
history is such a new and unique idea!
**[10:44] Yuna**
Uh, you think so? As a trope,
I think it's pretty common...
**[10:49] Sara**
If I could go back in time,
**[10:50] Sara**
I'd work with Nobunaga-sama to take over...
**[10:52] Yuna**
Huh?
**[10:52] Sara**
Er, it's nothing.
**[10:57] Sara**
By the way, Yuna,
**[10:59] Sara**
I might end up going to school.
**[11:02] Yuna**
What? Wait, I thought you
already skipped a few grades
**[11:05] Yuna**
and graduated high school
in another country.
**[11:07] Sara**
Well, since I'm in Japan, I thought it
wouldn't hurt to go to school here, too.
**[11:12] Yuna**
I see. If you're commuting from your house,
I'm guessing it'll be Sawara Middle School?
**[11:16] Sara**
Probably so.
**[11:18] Yuna**
Huh. If you're gonna go to Sawara,
maybe I will too.
**[11:23] Sara**
You'd transfer schools just for me?
I'm sorry, but your love is a bit much.
**[11:27] Yuna**
I-It's not love!
**[11:29] Yuna**
I've been thinking about switching
schools for a while now.
**[11:33] Sara**
Has the bullying not been resolved?
**[11:36] Yuna**
It has, but I've been singled out ever since.
**[11:40] Yuna**
They're saying my family's ungrateful for suing
the people who saved us for a bit of cash.
**[11:45] Yuna**
We didn't even sue anyone...
**[11:48] Yuna**
And the only money we received
was for the legal fees and the detective.
**[11:52] Sara**
I guess things have been difficult.
**[11:52] Sign**
Dear Yuna,
Welcome home. I'm going to be late getting back again tonight,
so warm up some curry for the both of you.
You can also use whatever else you need to around the house,
so have a wonderful time with Sara-chan.
Love,
Mom
**[11:54] Yuna**
That's why I figured it might
be a good idea to transfer.
**[11:58] Yuna**
Going to public school
will be easier on my mom, too.
**[12:01] Yuna**
We moved here after my dad died,
so we don't really know anyone...
**[12:06] Yuna**
But I think I'll be okay if you're there.
**[12:09] Sara**
Then I guess we'll both only
have one friend at school.
**[12:12] Yuna**
Yeah. But you're super outgoing,
**[12:16] Yuna**
so once you start, I'm sure you'll
make tons of friends in no time.
**[12:20] Sara**
What are you talking about?
**[12:22] Sara**
I didn't have a single close friend
back in my homeland either.
**[12:28] Sara**
You are my first friend, Yuna. That will
not change even if we go to school.
**[12:33] Yuna**
I see. Thank goodness.
**[12:36] Yuna**
In that case, I'm looking forward
to going to school together!
**[12:40] Sara**
As am I.
**[12:42] Yuna**
You ready for the next movie?
**[12:44] Sara**
Indeed.
**[12:55] Puriketsu**
Wh-Why grasshoppers?
**[12:58] Sign**
#LittleMissReligiousLeaderEatsGrasshoppers
**[13:02] Noa**
Well, during lunch today...
**[13:05] (Flashback) Noa**
Livia-sama, is something the matter?
**[13:08] (Flashback) Livia**
Is this shrimp tempura?
**[13:11] (Flashback) Noa**
Why, yes, it is.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Livia**
I see...
**[13:14] (Flashback) Noa**
Oh no! Do you have a shrimp allergy?
**[13:17] (Flashback) Noa**
I'm terribly sorry I didn't ask beforehand.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Noa**
N-No! It's not that!
I've never eaten them before.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Noa**
Huh?
**[13:25] (Flashback) Livia**
People consume shrimp
in my homeland as well, but...
**[13:29] (Flashback) Livia**
I could just never get over how they look.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Noa**
I see. That is rather common.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Noa**
Allow me to get you a new dish.
**[13:36] (Flashback) Livia**
No, this is fine! I will eat it.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Noa**
But you don't care for it, right?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Livia**
The old me didn't.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Livia**
But now I can even eat grasshoppers!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Noa**
Grasshoppers?!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Livia**
Now, let us eat.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Livia**
Well, this is...
**[13:56] (Flashback) Noa**
It's what?
**[13:57] (Flashback) Livia**
Very similar to grasshoppers
and quite tasty!
**[14:01] (Flashback) Noa**
I've heard people say that
grasshoppers taste like shrimp...
**[14:04] (Flashback) Noa**
But you may be the first in history to say
that shrimp tastes like grasshoppers.
**[14:09] Noa**
*Praise be our savior!*
**[14:12] (Flashback) Noa**
Are grasshoppers that delicious?
**[14:14] (Flashback) Livia**
Yes. The texture is rather different from
shrimp, but they have a similar flavor.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Noa**
I see. You've gotten me curious about them.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Livia**
In that case, would you like
to try some grasshoppers, Noa-dono?
**[14:26] (Flashback) Noa**
Huh?!
**[14:28] (Flashback) Livia**
Puriketsu-dono is coming over tonight, too.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Livia**
Since you two have done so much for me,
I'd be happy to treat you!
**[14:36] Noa**
And here we are.
**[14:39] Puriketsu**
We're supposed to be deciding on
our band name tonight, but...
**[14:43] Puriketsu**
I think I'll go—
**[14:45] Noa**
* Ah, Livia-sama is preparing*
* a homemade meal for me!*
**[14:50] Noa**
*I couldn't be happier!*
**[14:52] Noa**
*But grasshoppers?!*
**[14:55] Livia**
Now, please help yourselves, you two!
**[14:57] Noa**
Yes. Th-Thank you for this meal.
**[15:00] Puriketsu**
Th-Thanks...
**[15:04] Puriketsu**
Hey, these nukazuke pickles
go great with rice!
**[15:07] Livia**
Right? I made them myself!
**[15:10] Livia**
Now try some of the
freshly fried grasshoppers!
**[15:12] Puriketsu**
Er, I...
**[15:14] Puriketsu**
Man, this rice is good!
**[15:14] Noa**
* This is a holy grasshopper that*
* Livia-sama herself provided unto me...*
**[15:19] Noa**
* It would be no exaggeration to say*
* I'm partaking of the body of Livia-sama.*
**[15:33] Noa**
* The crunch of the coating*
* and the saltiness filling my mouth...*
**[15:38] Noa**
* The texture isn't at all juicy*
* like a shrimp, but rather dry.*
**[15:42] Noa**
*Instead of comparing it to shrimp,*
**[15:43] Noa**
* it's much like the flavor*
* of dried sakura shrimp.*
**[15:47] Noa**
* Competing against shrimp tempura,*
* the shrimp tempura would win, hands down.*
**[15:50] Noa**
* But the hint of bitterness*
* would go well with sake,*
**[15:52] Noa**
* and I could maybe see one out of fifty rather*
* unique individuals preferring this to shrimp.*
**[15:52] Sign**
We have grasshopper tempura.
**[15:52] Sign**
A delicacy
**[15:52] Sign**
We only take cash!
**[16:01] Livia**
What do you think?
**[16:03] Noa**
Yes, it's quite delicious.
**[16:05] Noa**
It would be no exaggeration to say this
is the most exquisite thing I've ever eaten.
**[16:10] Puriketsu**
Uh...
**[16:11] Livia**
I'm very happy to hear
that you like it so much.
**[16:14] Livia**
If I hadn't encountered grasshoppers,
my hungry homeless life
**[16:19] Livia**
just may have broken me.
**[16:21] Livia**
Honestly, I'd say that
grasshoppers were my savior.
**[16:26] Noa**
Unbelievable. I had no idea that
grasshoppers were so special.
**[16:30] Noa**
Livia-sama, why don't we
have your divine statue
**[16:34] Noa**
that we're making hold a grasshopper?
**[16:37] Livia**
That would be wonderful! I want everyone
to find out how amazing grasshoppers are.
**[16:42] Noa**
Are there any other items that
you think would represent you?
**[16:46] Livia**
Hmm, I wonder...
Well, how about a basketball?
**[16:51] Livia**
I had so much fun playing basketball with
Saito-dono and the others back at the clan.
**[16:55] Noa**
Very well. Then I shall have our statue of you
**[16:58] Noa**
holding a grasshopper and a basketball.
**[17:01] Livia**
That sounds just fine to me.
**[17:05] Noa**
These grasshoppers are divine.
**[17:07] Noa**
They pair nicely with rice.
**[17:08] Livia**
Don't they?
**[17:11] Livia**
Mm, yes, they really are scrumptious.
**[17:14] Livia**
But I must say, I vastly prefer
the shrimp tempura we had for lunch.
**[17:19] Noa**
Huh?
**[17:20] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan's totally right!
These pickles are wicked awesome!
**[17:25] Livia**
Wow, you cleaned your plate!
**[17:27] Livia**
I have plenty more grasshoppers,
so please, eat as many as you'd like.
**[17:49] Noa**
No!
**[17:52] Livia**
Stop that at once!
**[17:55] Noa**
Livia-sama?!
**[17:56] Livia**
My name is not Livia!
**[17:58] Livia**
Hup!
**[17:59] Livia**
My name is...
**[18:02] Livia**
Grasshopper the Savior!
**[18:10] Noa**
O-O great savior!
**[18:17] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[18:18] Noa**
How about this for our band name?
**[18:19] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[18:21] Puriketsu**
Fine by me, I guess.
**[18:23] Livia**
I'm also fine with it...
**[18:25] Livia**
But why?
**[18:27] Noa**
It came to me in a dream.
**[18:28] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[18:32] Sign**
#ThePrincessandAge
**[18:34] Sosuke**
Sara.
**[18:35] Sosuke**
Do you happen to know your birthday?
**[18:38] Sara**
The fourteenth day of the fifth month of the
427th year of the imperial calendar.
**[18:43] Sosuke**
And what would that be in AD?
**[18:46] Sara**
Hmm... Wait a moment as
I do some calculations.
**[18:50] Sara**
Let's see. Nobunaga-sama was born in 1534 AD,
so the first year of our calendar would be...
**[18:57] Sara**
Okay, now to convert that
to this world's calendar...
**[19:01] Sara**
I've got it!
**[19:03] Sosuke**
July 6th, 2012?
**[19:06] Sosuke**
Wait, didn't you say you were thirteen?
**[19:09] Sara**
Indeed.
**[19:10] Sosuke**
Then isn't this a year off?
**[19:13] Sosuke**
If that's your birthday,
you'd be twelve this year.
**[19:17] Sara**
Hmm...
**[19:19] Sara**
Oh!
**[19:20] Sosuke**
So you were wrong?
**[19:21] Sara**
No. In my world, we start counting
your age at one when you're born,
**[19:25] Sara**
then add another year on the
first day of every lunar year.
**[19:29] Sosuke**
Oh, like the way we did it in old times.
**[19:31] Sosuke**
Nowadays in Japan,
you start at zero when you're born,
**[19:34] Sosuke**
and you age up a year when you hit
your birthday like in the West.
**[19:37] Sara**
I see.
**[19:40] Sosuke**
So, something unexpected just happened...
**[19:43] Sara**
Hmm?
**[19:44] Sosuke**
This means that you'll be going
**[19:46] Sosuke**
to elementary school rather than junior high.
**[19:51] Sara**
Oh dear.
**[19:56] Sosuke**
* Despite that hiccup right before*
* we pulled the trigger on our plan,*
**[20:00] Sosuke**
*getting her family register was a breeze.*
**[20:03] Sosuke**
*All the necessary documents were flawless,*
**[20:05] Sosuke**
* and her birth certificate*
* was accepted without issue.*
**[20:10] Sign**
Sara Kusanagi
**[20:10] Sosuke**
* And so the seventh princess of*
* the Ofim Empire, Sara da Odin,*
**[20:14] Sosuke**
* officially became the daughter of a*
* Japanese man named Sosuke Kusanagi,*
**[20:18] Sosuke**
* and was henceforth*
* legally known as Sara Kusanagi.*
**[20:20] Sign**
Sara Kusanagi
**[20:20] Sign**
Grade Schooler
**[20:25] Sara**
All right, let's go.
**[20:27] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[20:28] Kusanagi**
Yes, let's go.
**[20:33] Sosuke**
Why are you tagging along, too?
**[20:36] Kusanagi**
Why wouldn't a grandfather walk his precious
granddaughter to school on her first day?
**[20:40] Sosuke**
I mean, some might see them off,
but most wouldn't go with them.
**[20:44] Kusanagi**
It's just to the gate, so chill.
**[20:46] Kusanagi**
Besides, need I remind you
who bought Sara-chan's backpack?
**[20:51] (Flashback) Sosuke**
That's *steep*!
**[20:53] (Flashback) Sosuke**
You could be a damn PS5!
**[20:55] (Flashback) Kusanagi**
Sara-chan, your grandpa will
buy you whatever you'd like.
**[20:58] (Flashback) Kusanagi**
You don't need to worry about the price
at all. What color would you like?
**[21:03] (Flashback) Sara**
I want the same kind that Conan-kun has!
**[21:06] (Flashback) Kusanagi**
I see! I guess you're going to be
a great detective in the future!
**[21:13] Sara**
Oh, it's fine!
**[21:16] Sara**
I'm quite happy to be walking to school
with both of you, Sosuke and Grandpa!
**[21:20] Kusanagi**
Yes, indeed. You're such
a good girl, Sara-chan.
**[21:27] Sara**
Sosuke! If you don't hurry up,
I'm going to leave you behind!
**[21:34] Sosuke**
Coming.
**[23:07] Sign**
I hope Yuna can have fun at her new school.
-Mami Naganawa
**[23:12] Sign**
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
**[23:12] Sign**
Sawara Middle
**[23:13] Female Teacher**
This is Yuna Naganawa-san,
who'll be joining us starting today.
**[23:15] Sign**
Yuna
Naganawa
**[23:17] Female Teacher**
Naganawa-san, please introduce yourself.
**[23:21] Sign**
Sara
**[23:21] Sign**
In call
**[23:21] Sara**
*By the way, apparently, I'm actually twelve.*
**[23:24] Sara**
*I'm now going to an elementary school.*
**[23:27] (Flashback) Yuna**
What?
**[23:33] Female Teacher**
Naganawa-san?
**[23:38] Yuna**
How...
**[23:40] Female Teacher**
How?
**[23:43] Yuna**
H-How...
**[23:46] Yuna**
How dare you deceive me like this?!
**[23:52] Sign**
#TheLonerMiddleSchooler
**[23:55] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
I have successfully spent my day as a
completely normal grade school student.
**[24:00] Sosuke**
Did you make any friends?
**[24:02] Sara**
Indeed! I believe I have made four
boyfriends and three retainers!
**[24:07] Sosuke**
You sure nothing happened?
# E9 - The Demon Lord's Descendant Makes Her Grade School Debut
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U417XX/the-demon-lords-descendant-makes-her-grade-school-debut)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Sara Kusanagi
**[00:02] Sign**
#TheDemonLord'sDescendantMakesHerGradeSchoolDebut
**[00:02] Sara**
I am Sara Kusanagi, and I will
be your classmate starting today.
**[00:06] Sara**
I have never been to school before,
so I may impose upon you,
**[00:11] Sara**
but I hope you'll be friends with me.
**[00:15] Girl A**
Why haven't you been to school before?
**[00:17] Sara**
It's rather complicated.
**[00:19] Girl A**
Like how?
**[00:20] Yamashita**
Come on, stop prying into another
student's family circumstances.
**[00:24] Girl A**
Okay.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Principal**
About the new transfer student,
Kusanagi-san...
**[00:28] (Flashback) Principal**
Make sure not to pry into her business.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Principal**
Got it?
**[00:32] (Flashback) Yamashita**
But sir, this student has clearly
been through a lot, and she's
**[00:37] (Flashback) Yamashita**
transferring with barely any explanation...
**[00:40] (Flashback) Principal**
Please, just leave it.
**[00:43] Sara**
I cannot divulge where I hail from
or was raised,
**[00:46] Sara**
but you may inquire as to
my hobbies or favorite foods.
**[00:52] Yamashita**
* She talks like she's some*
* sort of old-world royalty...*
**[00:57] Yamashita**
* Is a princess from the Sengoku period*
* hiding her true identity*
**[01:01] Yamashita**
*while going to a normal school?*
**[01:04] Yamashita**
*Nah, of course not.*
**[02:41] Sara**
And there.
**[02:42] Yamashita**
Th-That's correct.
**[02:45] Yasunaga**
*Looks like a big shot has entered the ring.*
**[02:46] Sign**
Yayoi Yasunaga
**[02:46] Sign**
Grade Schooler
**[02:48] Yasunaga**
*She's cute* and *she's smart?*
**[02:51] Yasunaga**
*I guess it wouldn't hurt to make friends.*
**[02:55] Okumura**
K-Kusanagi-san, what cram school do you go to?
**[02:56] Sign**
Hideto Okumura
**[02:56] Sign**
One of the Four
Hottie Kings
of Class 6-2
**[02:59] Sara**
Cram school? I don't go to cram school.
**[03:03] Okumura**
Then do you have a private tutor?
**[03:04] Sara**
I don't currently have a private tutor, no.
**[03:07] Okumura**
I don't believe it... I never thought
anyone would beat me in math.
**[03:12] Okumura**
People hate me for my rotten personality.
**[03:14] Okumura**
My looks and academics are all I have,
so if you take my academics,
**[03:17] Okumura**
what do I have left?
**[03:19] Sara**
Now, don't be so glum.
**[03:22] Sara**
I would have had a harder time
in any other subject.
**[03:25] Okumura**
R-Really? Thank goodness.
**[03:28] Yasunaga**
*She can even be thoughtful.*
**[03:30] Yasunaga**
*Not bad!*
**[03:32] Okumura**
I've never met a lady as wise as you!
**[03:36] Okumura**
Please go out with me!
**[03:38] Sara**
That's rather sudden, but your
promptness rates highly with me.
**[03:43] Sara**
Let us begin by being friends.
**[03:46] Okumura**
A-All right!
**[03:48] Okumura**
I swear that I'll capture your heart!
**[03:50] Sara**
Indeed. I look forward to it, Hideto Okumura.
**[03:54] Okumura**
Wait, I didn't tell you my name, did I?
**[03:57] Sara**
Before entering the classroom this morning,
**[03:59] Sara**
I looked at the class photo to memorize
everyone's names and faces.
**[04:04] Okumura**
Wow. You're amazing.
**[04:07] Yasunaga**
Say, Kusanagi-san, why don't we hang out?
**[04:11] Sara**
You're Yayoi Yasunaga, Yoko Chikada,
and Shizuka Tsuyama.
**[04:15] Sara**
I would love to.
**[04:16] Tsuyama**
Wow, she really did memorize our names!
**[04:19] Chikada**
Where did you used to live, Kusanagi-san?
**[04:22] Sara**
I lived alone with my mother
in a faraway land.
**[04:26] Sara**
She recently passed, and now I'm here
with my father, who lives in Gifu.
**[04:31] Chikada**
Must be hard.
**[04:33] Sara**
'Tis nothing. Life in this
country is quite enjoyable.
**[04:36] Sara**
I also get along with my father,
**[04:39] Sara**
though I worry, since he's such a pushover.
**[04:42] Tsuyama**
Huh! So, what does your father do?
**[04:45] Sara**
He's a detective.
**[04:46] Miyazaki**
A detective? Your dad's a detective? For real?
**[04:47] Sign**
Kotaro Miyazaki
**[04:47] Sign**
One of the Four Hottie
Kings of Class 6-2
**[04:50] Sara**
For real.
**[04:51] Miyazaki**
Whoa! That's totally awesome!
**[04:54] Sara**
Isn't it, though?
**[04:56] Sara**
By the way, what are you lot doing?
**[04:58] Miyazaki**
Never heard of a ruler battle?
**[05:00] Sara**
Rule battle?
**[05:01] Miyazaki**
*Ruler* battle!
**[05:03] Sara**
And what is this "ruler battle"?
**[05:04] Miyazaki**
We battle with rulers!
**[05:06] Sara**
You keep talking but manage to say nothing.
**[05:09] Miyazaki**
You go like this... and if you knock off
the other guy's ruler, you win!
**[05:13] Sara**
Oho, that seems rather amusing.
**[05:16] Miyazaki**
You want in?
**[05:18] Sara**
Indeed.
**[05:18] Yasunaga**
Excuse me, Miyazaki-san.
Kusanagi-san was talking to us.
**[05:23] Sara**
Then why don't we all
join in ruler battle?
**[05:23] Sign**
Hida Beef
**[05:27] Chikada**
We're not really interested
in childish games like that.
**[05:31] Sara**
Then I guess I will be
the only one participating.
**[05:34] Sara**
Hup!
**[05:36] Boy A**
She managed it from that far?!
**[05:38] Sara**
Take that!
**[05:39] Boy B**
She got me again!
**[05:41] Sara**
Hiyah!
**[05:43] Boy C**
How is your control that good?
**[05:46] Sara**
I am quite confident
in my mathematical abilities.
**[05:49] Boy C**
What's that mean?
**[05:50] Okumura**
It means Kusanagi-san is able to calculate
where to flick on the ruler
**[05:55] Okumura**
and at what angle to send it
in the right direction
**[05:58] Okumura**
with precise force.
**[06:00] Miyazaki**
I have no idea what you just said,
but that rules!
**[06:02] Miyazaki**
I've never met a girl that's
better than me at ruler battles!
**[06:05] Miyazaki**
Let's get married!
**[06:07] Sara**
You are also quite prompt.
**[06:10] Sara**
Let us start off as friends.
**[06:13] English Teacher**
Now then, Mr. Konta! First speech!
**[06:17] Konta**
Yes!
**[06:18] Sign**
Hideyoshi Konta
**[06:18] Sign**
One of the Four
Hottie Kings
of Class 6-2
**[06:18] Konta**
I speak English very, very good!
Oh, so very, very good!
**[06:22] Sign**
°Actually hate speech in fluent English that's unbearable to listen to
**[06:22] Boy D**
Awesome!
**[06:22] Konta**
Extremely very, very good!
For real very, very good!
**[06:24] Girl**
I have no idea what he said, but he's great!
**[06:27] Miyazaki**
Dude's English is very, very good.
**[06:30] English Teacher**
Next up, let's have the transfer student,
Miss Kusanagi, do an easy self intro.
**[06:35] English Teacher**
Are you up for the challenge?
**[06:38] Sara**
Indeed, I am always up for a challenge.
**[06:43] Sara**
This is a short skit I call "Sushi Shop."
**[06:46] Yasunaga**
*Huh?!*
**[06:47] Sara**
That was delicious! How much?
**[06:49] Sara**
Here's your hamachi!
**[06:51] Sara**
No, I'm asking how much (ikura).
**[06:52] Sara**
Here's your ikura!
**[06:53] Sara**
No, no! *How much*?
**[06:55] Sara**
Here's your hamachi!
**[06:56] Sara**
No! How much is it (ikura deska)?!
**[06:59] Sara**
No, this is hamachi!
**[07:02] Sara**
Yeah, I'm done with this!
**[07:04] Sara**
Thank you very much.
**[07:07] Yasuanga**
* Her pronunciation was a mess,*
* and that wasn't even an introduction,*
**[07:11] Yasuanga**
* but the nerve to pull a skit*
* out of nowhere is incredible.*
**[07:14] Yasuanga**
*What's with her?*
**[07:17] Konta**
I speak English very, very good!
Oh, so very, very good!
**[07:17] Sign**
I'm shocked to find such a cute and funny girl living in our island nation! Please be my girlfriend!
**[07:21] Konta**
Extremely very, very good!
Like, for real very, very good!
**[07:25] Sara**
I haven't the slightest what you're
saying, but I think I get the gist.
**[07:25] Konta**
Extremely for real very, very good!
**[07:28] Sara**
Let's start off as friends.
**[07:30] Konta**
Girlfriend?!
**[07:31] Sara**
Nay. Just friends.
**[07:34] Class Lead**
Let's eat.
**[07:36] All**
Let's eat.
**[07:40] Sara**
Hmm...
**[07:42] Sign**
Every Morning Milk
**[07:42] Sara**
Why milk?
**[07:44] Miyazaki**
If you don't like milk,
want me to drink yours?
**[07:47] Sara**
I don't dislike milk, but why have they
paired it with white rice?
**[07:52] Yasunaga**
*You amateur.*
**[07:53] Sign**
Hatsushimo: A type of rice that is mostly produced in the Mino area of Gifu Prefecture. Each grain is big, and texturally, it's firm and not very sticky.
It also has the perfect amount of sweetness. Because it's delicious even when cold, it's perfect for bento, as well as sushi rice and fried rice.
It's also an excellent base for Japanese sake.
**[07:54] Yasunaga**
* All school lunches in Gifu City*
* use Hatsushimo.*
**[07:57] Yasunaga**
* Be it with milk, juice, bread, or even pasta,*
* Hatsushimo pairs perfectly with any dish.*
**[08:02] Yasunaga**
* You could even have a side of*
* Koshihikari rice with your Hatsushimo.*
**[08:07] Sara**
Then again, I suppose some people
enjoy rice porridge made with milk.
**[08:12] Sara**
'Tis not bad!
**[08:13] Yasunaga**
*She's so open-minded!*
**[08:15] Yasunaga**
*And she's really good at using chopsticks!*
**[08:18] Miyazaki**
You eat super fast! Were you that hungry?
**[08:22] Sara**
Indeed. My family is poor, so we
don't get much for breakfast.
**[08:25] Sign**
Every Morning Milk
**[08:29] Sign**
Mahiro Iino
**[08:29] Sign**
One of the Four Hottie
Kings of Class 6-2
**[08:30] Boy D**
Iino-san, who only comes to school to eat,
**[08:32] Boy D**
just gave his dessert to someone else?
**[08:34] Girl A**
He's basically asking her out!
**[08:37] Sara**
What's with this mandarin?
**[08:39] Iino**
Y-You can have it.
**[08:40] Sara**
Is this some kind of pity gesture?
**[08:44] Iino**
I-I really like people who l-look
like they really enjoy their food.
**[08:50] Sara**
Ah, I see! I also like people
who enjoy their food.
**[08:56] Okumura**
Ah, our lunches are perfectly balanced
nutritionally yet again today!
**[09:00] Miyazaki**
Our school lunch is so good!
**[09:02] Miyazaki**
It's super-ultra-hyper miraculously delicious!
**[09:04] Konta**
Oh, yummy! Delicious! Tasty!
**[09:08] Yasunaga**
* No way. Each one of our Four Hottie Kings*
* has fallen for Kusanagi-san.*
**[09:15] Sara**
Such lively lunchtimes make for great fun!
**[09:18] Tsuyama**
Don't you think the transfer's
getting a little ahead of herself?
**[09:22] Chikada**
She totally is.
That girl's definitely a hussy.
**[09:25] Yasunaga**
Hey, what does "hussy" mean?
**[09:27] Chikada**
No idea, but my dad calls my mom
that all the time when he's mad.
**[09:33] Yasunaga**
Yeah, she might be getting ahead of herself.
**[09:36] Yasunaga**
As the children's chairwoman,
**[09:37] Yasunaga**
I guess I'm going to have
to give this hussy a warning.
**[09:53] Yasunaga**
Here they come!
**[09:56] Tsuyama**
Hrgh! My stomach hurts all of a sudden.
**[10:00] Chikada**
Oh no! I'll take her to the nurse's office,
**[10:03] Chikada**
so you get the hula hoops
and go on without us, Kusanagi-san.
**[10:06] Sara**
Will you be all right? I can go with you.
**[10:10] Tsuyama**
I'm fine. I think Yasunaga-san's
waiting for you.
**[10:14] Sara**
Very well.
**[10:23] Sara**
Hello? There's still someone in here!
**[10:27] Yasunaga**
* I'll let you out when our lunch break is over,*
* so you can think about what you've done.*
**[10:28] Sara**
Hello?
**[10:29] Sara**
Hello?
**[10:31] Sara**
Hello? Oh well. What recourse do I have?
**[10:42] Sara**
Oh, you three are still here.
**[10:45] Chikada**
Did you actually snib the door?
**[10:45] Sign**
"Snib the door": Gifu dialect. Means to lock the door.
**[10:47] Yasunaga**
I did!
**[10:48] Sara**
Let's hurry and go play.
Lunch will be over before long.
**[10:52] Yasunaga**
K-Kusanagi-san, you're not mad?
**[10:56] Sara**
There's hardly any point in getting
angry over childish pranks.
**[11:00] Yasunaga**
Pranks?
**[11:01] Sara**
I can gather why you decided to do this,
**[11:04] Sara**
but it'd be far more constructive to better
yourselves than drag others down.
**[11:12] Yasunaga**
*Her kindness is on another level.*
**[11:13] Yasunaga**
*Everything about her is.*
**[11:17] Yasunaga**
Kusanagi-san... No, Sara Kusanagi-sama.
**[11:20] Sara**
Hmm?
**[11:22] Yasunaga**
Please make me your dog, Sara-sama!
**[11:24] Sara**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[11:26] Yasunaga**
You can make me your dog, your gofer, your
minion, your retainer, your slave! Anything!
**[11:31] Yasunaga**
Please allow me to stay by your side!
I'll do anything!
**[11:36] Sara**
Couldn't you just be my friend?
**[11:37] Yasunaga**
I wouldn't dare call myself
your friend, Sara-sama!
**[11:41] Yasunaga**
I want to serve you and grow as a person!
**[11:45] Sara**
Er, I honestly couldn't care less
about your growth as a person...
**[11:54] Sara**
Oh, very well. Yayoi Yasunaga,
I hereby dub thee my retainer.
**[12:01] Sara**
Do your best.
**[12:04] Yasunaga**
Yes, my lord!
**[12:06] Tsuyama and Chikaida**
Yes, my lord!
**[12:08] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[12:08] Sign**
RAICHO
**[12:11] Sosuke**
School should be over soon.
**[12:14] Sosuke**
I hope Sara didn't stand out
too much in a bad way.
**[12:19] Sara**
I'm back!
**[12:20] Sosuke**
Hey, welcome home.
**[12:21] Sosuke**
How was your first day of school?
**[12:24] Sara**
It was quite fun. Also, the
school lunches are delicious.
**[12:28] Sosuke**
That's good to hear.
**[12:29] Sosuke**
Did you run into any trouble?
**[12:31] Sara**
None at all!
**[12:32] Sara**
I have successfully spent my day as a
completely normal grade school student.
**[12:38] Sosuke**
Did you make any friends?
**[12:39] Sara**
Indeed! I believe I have made four
boyfriends and three retainers!
**[12:46] Sosuke**
You sure nothing happened?
**[12:49] Sign**
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
**[12:49] Sign**
#DetectiveAwakening
**[12:52] Yuna**
*Now I've gone and done it...*
**[12:55] (Flashback) Yuna**
How dare you deceive me like this?!
**[13:00] (Flashback) Student B**
This chick's crazy.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Student C**
Definitely keeping my distance.
**[13:04] Yuna**
*This is all Sara's fault.*
**[13:06] Yuna**
* Worse yet, she's apparently having*
* a great time in grade school.*
**[13:08] Sign**
Sara
**[13:08] Sign**
My first day at grade school was so fun!
The school lunch was so good!
**[13:08] Sign**
Huh...
**[13:10] Yuna**
* I mean, it wouldn't kill*
* her to apologize, would it?*
**[13:13] Yuna**
Why am I the one stuck feeling
so frustrated and awkward?!
**[13:18] Yuna**
* What was even the point*
* of me transferring?*
**[13:21] Kamata**
Come on, hurry it up.
**[13:23] Seto**
Our break's going to end soon.
**[13:26] Imahariyama**
P-Please no...
**[13:26] Noda**
Did you say something?
**[13:28] Kamata**
Go on!
**[13:29] Imahariyama**
No!
**[13:29] Imahariyama**
I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!
**[13:32] Seto**
What are you apologizing for?
**[13:33] Kamata**
Did you do something bad?
**[13:36] Kamata**
Guess we need to punish you, then.
**[13:37] Imahariyama**
No!
**[13:38] Yuna**
*I guess there's bullying at this school too.*
**[13:44] Noda**
Crap, someone's in here.
**[13:46] Kamata**
Tch. Let's go.
**[13:50] Yuna**
Are they bullying you?
**[13:52] Imahariyama**
N-No!
**[13:56] Kamata**
*Go on!*
**[13:57] Imahariyama**
*No!*
**[13:58] Imahariyama**
*I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!*
**[13:58] Sign**
Let's keep the toilets clean.
**[13:58] Sign**
Don't flush
anything other
than toilet paper
**[13:59] Seto**
*What are you apologizing for?*
**[13:59] Yuna**
* I ended up recording them without*
* thinking, but what should I do?*
**[14:01] Kamata**
*Did you do something bad?*
**[14:04] Sign**
Class 1-3
**[14:06] Imahariyama**
"I see, I see. So that's how you are."
**[14:10] Yuna**
*That voice... It's definitely her.*
**[14:13] Yuna**
*Third on the roster, Mizuki Imahariyama.*
**[14:13] Sign**
Mizuki Imahariyama
**[14:17] Sign**
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
**[14:17] Sign**
The Next Day
**[14:27] Kamata**
Took you long enough.
**[14:28] Imahariyama**
I-I'm sorry, Senpai.
**[14:30] Noda**
Well, you brought some today, didn't you?
**[14:33] Imaharhiyama**
U-Um...
**[14:34] Seto**
What? You didn't bring any again today?
**[14:37] Imahariyama**
I-I'm sorry!
**[14:39] Imahariyama**
But I don't have any allowance left...
**[14:42] Imahariyama**
I'm sure I'll get more at New Year's.
**[14:44] Kamata**
What? But we're going to karaoke today.
**[14:48] Imahariyama**
I-I'm not sure what to say...
**[14:49] Yuna**
*So she's being threatened by upperclassmen.*
**[14:51] Yuna**
*That's the worst.*
**[14:53] Noda**
I guess we'll have to teach you
a lesson... as your senpais.
**[14:57] Imahariyama**
Please forgive me. Please.
**[15:00] Kamata**
Oh, come on. Don't cry.
**[15:02] Kamata**
You're making it seem
like we're bullying you.
**[15:04] Seto**
Well, let's go to the counseling room.
**[15:06] Noda**
By that, we mean the bathroom.
**[15:08] Seto**
Which one should we use?
The third floor again?
**[15:11] Noda**
But someone was in there yesterday.
**[15:13] Kamata**
I'm sure they don't have to crap
two days in a row.
**[15:20] Seto**
All right, third floor bathroom it is.
**[15:22] Yuna**
Oh, Imahariyama-san!
**[15:24] Imahariyama**
Huh?
**[15:25] Yuna**
There you are. I've been looking for you.
**[15:28] Imahariyama**
Um... Naganawa-san?
**[15:30] Yuna**
The teacher wants you.
**[15:32] Yuna**
And is pretty angry, too.
**[15:34] Yuna**
You should definitely hurry.
**[15:36] Imahariyama**
R-Right. Thanks...
**[15:42] Imahariyama**
Did you just save me?
**[15:44] Yuna**
Yeah, kinda.
**[15:45] Imahariyama**
Um... But why?
**[15:47] Yuna**
Just because.
**[15:49] Yuna**
More importantly, what's their deal?
They're second-years, aren't they?
**[15:53] Imahariyama**
This doesn't concern you, Naganawa-san.
**[15:56] Yuna**
Is there a reason you want
to keep this a secret?
**[15:59] Imahariyama**
They're my senpais on the basketball team.
**[16:02] Imahariyama**
They started bullying me when I got
chosen as a regular over them.
**[16:09] Imahariyama**
Then it just kept getting worse...
**[16:12] Imahariyama**
If this becomes a huge deal, we might not
be able to compete in the winter tournament.
**[16:17] Imahariyama**
So please, don't tell any teachers.
**[16:20] Yuna**
Do your other teammates
know that you're being bullied?
**[16:24] Imahariyama**
I'm sure they suspect something is going on.
**[16:27] Yuna**
I see. What lovely teammates.
**[16:32] Yuna**
If you're really okay with how things
are right now, I won't do anything.
**[16:36] Yuna**
But if you do want to do something,
I'll help you.
**[16:41] Imahariyama**
Help me how?
**[16:42] Yuna**
Well, we can ask a lawyer to help gather
some evidence to send to the police.
**[16:42] Sign**
Please conserve water
**[16:46] Imahariyama**
The police?!
**[16:48] Yuna**
I mean, all a teacher's gonna do
is maybe give them a warning.
**[16:52] Yuna**
We need to get some solid evidence
and then have the lawyer
**[16:55] Yuna**
send some documents via certified mail.
**[16:58] Imahariyama**
How do I get evidence, though?
**[17:01] Yuna**
Are there any messages on your phone,
like them asking for money?
**[17:05] Imahariyama**
Nothing that brazen, I don't think.
**[17:08] Yuna**
Hmm, in that case, I guess we'll
have to gather some new evidence.
**[17:13] Imahariyama**
Hey... will gathering evidence and asking
a lawyer for help really end the bullying?
**[17:19] Yuna**
It worked for me, at least.
**[17:23] Yuna**
I mean, even if the bullying ends,
it's not like everything goes back to normal.
**[17:28] Yuna**
And I don't know what'll
happen with your team.
**[17:33] Imahariyama**
Naganawa-san... please help me!
**[17:43] Yuna**
It's cheap, but...
**[17:49] Sign**
Kama
**[17:49] Sign**
Now
**[17:49] Sign**
You're late
**[17:54] Kamata**
What? There's only 3,000 yen here.
**[17:58] Kamata**
I told you to bring some 10,000 yen bills.
**[18:00] Imahariyama**
U-Um, Kamata-senpai,
Seto-senpai, Noda-senpai...
**[18:00] Sign**
The roof is
off limits
**[18:05] Kamata**
What?
**[18:06] Imahariyama**
Please let this be the last time...
**[18:08] Imahariyama**
you take money from me!
**[18:10] Kamata**
What? Could you not make it
sound like we're robbing you?
**[18:15] Imahariyama**
B-But this is nothing more than extortion!
**[18:17] Noda**
What? Who do you think you are?
**[18:21] Noda**
I guess we need to teach
you a lesson after all.
**[18:27] Imahariyama**
It's the team captain. Might be urgent.
**[18:30] Kamata**
Tch. Don't you dare tell her we're with you.
**[18:33] Imahariyama**
R-Right.
**[18:35] Imahariyama**
Hello?
**[18:36] Yuna**
The footage we got is perfect. Good work.
**[18:40] Imahariyama**
Oh, really?
**[18:41] Yuna**
Yeah.
**[18:42] Imahariyama**
S-Sorry, I forgot.
**[18:45] Yuna**
Let's meet up in the bathroom.
**[18:47] Imahariyama**
All right. I'll be right there.
**[18:50] Imahariyama**
Please excuse me!
**[18:54] Sign**
Let's keep the toilets clean.
**[18:55] Yuna**
Good work.
**[18:57] Imahariyama**
Thanks...
**[18:58] Yuna**
Okay, I'll send you the video.
**[18:58] Sign**
Please conserve water
**[19:00] Imahariyama**
Okay.
**[19:03] Yuna**
It's up to you what you do with that evidence.
**[19:05] Sign**
Let's keep the toilets clean.
**[19:06] Yuna**
You can show a teacher, get a lawyer,
or take it to the police.
**[19:10] Yuna**
Consider your options carefully.
**[19:12] Imahariyama**
Yeah, I will.
**[19:15] Yuna**
Okay, I'm gonna go grab the camera.
**[19:15] Sign**
Let's keep the toilets clean.
**[19:18] Imahariyama**
Thank you so much.
You're amazing, Naganawa-san.
**[19:22] Yuna**
How so?
**[19:23] Imahariyama**
You're just like a detective.
**[19:23] Sign**
Let's keep the toilets clean.
**[19:26] Yuna**
N-Not really. Actual detectives
are way more amazing...
**[19:32] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[19:32] Sign**
RAICHO
**[19:33] Sosuke**
Thanks for coming by.
**[19:36] Sosuke**
She's been getting really lonely lately
since she hasn't been able to see you.
**[19:40] Yuna**
Really?
**[19:41] Sara**
I-I wasn't particularly lonely!
**[19:44] Sosuke**
Oh, really?
**[19:45] Sosuke**
"Yuna's replies have been so cold lately."
Pretty sure I heard you say that.
**[19:50] Sara**
D-Do not spread such malicious lies!
I haven't said anything of the sort!
**[19:55] Sosuke**
You totally did.
**[19:56] Sara**
What? At what hour, minute,
and second did I say that?
**[19:59] Sara**
If you insist that I said that, I want proof!
**[20:02] Yuna**
Huh. So I guess you *were* lonely
not being able to see me.
**[20:07] Sara**
Well... I was worried that
I may have angered you.
**[20:12] Sosuke**
Yeah, anyone would get mad if you
**[20:14] Sosuke**
suddenly broke a promise
like going to middle school together.
**[20:19] Yuna**
You don't have to worry about that anymore.
**[20:21] Yuna**
I know you didn't mean
anything malicious by it.
**[20:24] Sara**
Really?!
**[20:25] Yuna**
Yeah.
**[20:26] Sara**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[20:28] Sara**
Honestly, we could have just lied
about my age so I could go to middle school,
**[20:32] Sara**
but I chose not to so I could
receive the title "Grade School Detective."
**[20:36] Sara**
I'm so glad you understand, though.
**[20:39] Yuna**
Wait a minute, damn it.
**[20:40] Sosuke**
Well, it's certainly true that
she considers you a dear friend.
**[20:45] Sosuke**
I hope you'll continue being friends.
**[20:47] Yuna**
Oh, actually, I'm not here to see Sara today.
**[20:51] Yuna**
Um, Kaburaya... Kusanagi-san?
**[20:54] Sosuke**
You can just call me whatever's easiest.
**[20:56] Yuna**
Okay, Mister.
**[20:57] Sosuke**
M-Mister—
**[20:59] Yuna**
How do you become a detective?
**[21:01] Sara**
Oh? You wish to become
a detective too, Yuna?
**[21:05] Yuna**
Not exactly. I'm just curious
about them right now.
**[21:08] Yuna**
Something happened at school.
**[21:10] Sara**
Don't tell me you're getting bullied again!
**[21:13] Yuna**
No.
**[21:16] Yuna**
I saved a classmate who was getting bullied.
**[21:19] Yuna**
So I did what you showed me before.
**[21:22] Sara**
Well done, Yuna.
**[21:25] Sosuke**
This is some pretty solid evidence.
**[21:26] Yuna**
The thing is... I had a lot of fun.
**[21:30] Yuna**
I got all excited when I was tailing them
and when I was hiding the camera.
**[21:34] Yuna**
That was more compelling than any
desire I had to help my classmate.
**[21:40] Yuna**
Maybe that's wrong. Is it bad that I want
to become a detective because of it?
**[21:45] Sosuke**
No, I don't think so.
**[21:48] Yuna**
Really?
**[21:49] Sosuke**
Yeah. At my former agency, the reason
most people wanted to become detectives
**[21:54] Sosuke**
was "because it seemed fun."
**[21:56] Sara**
Indeed. Though detectives work for justice,
nothing beats having a fun job.
**[22:02] Yuna**
I see...
**[22:04] Yuna**
So I can pursue this because it's fun.
**[22:09] Yuna**
Thanks, Mister!
**[22:11] Yuna**
I'm going to become a
detective in the future!
**[23:50] Sign**
I swear, as Sara Kusanagi-sama's loyal retainer, that I will serve
her faithfully. Also, may we have a plentiful crop again this year.
-Yayoi Yasunaga
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Livia**
This machine is calling me!
**[23:57] Livia**
Let us fight fair and square!
**[23:59] Livia**
Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
all those exciting visuals are playing!
**[24:05] Livia**
It hurts so much more than
just losing regularly!
# E10 - Multiplying Princesses
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU20WJX/multiplying-princesses)
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**[00:02] Sara**
Come now, children. You must
walk on the side of the road.
**[00:02] Sign**
#MultiplyingPrincesses
**[00:06] Boy B and C**
Okay.
**[00:07] Sara**
Splendid. What a decorous response.
**[00:09] Yume**
Hey, hey.
**[00:10] Sign**
Yume Mizusawa
**[00:11] Yume**
How come you talk so funny, lady?
**[00:14] Sara**
This manner of speech
is somewhat like my dialect.
**[00:17] Yume**
What's a dialect?
**[00:19] Sara**
A dialect is normally a linguistic
system specific to a certain region
**[00:24] Sara**
that differs from the standard language.
**[00:27] Sara**
But beyond that, there are social dialects
**[00:31] Sara**
that exist within the same community
**[00:33] Sara**
and change based on your part
of said community.
**[00:36] Sara**
The way I speak is essentially a hybrid
of a local and social dialect.
**[00:41] Sara**
Do you understand now?
**[00:42] Yume**
Nope!
**[00:44] Yume**
Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"?
**[00:47] Sara**
"Warawa" is a first-person pronoun,
like how others use "boku" and "watashi."
**[00:52] Sara**
This is top secret,
but I happen to be a princess.
**[00:57] Yume**
What?!
**[00:58] Sara**
And princesses use "warawa"
when they refer to themselves!
**[01:02] Yume**
So I should use it too?
**[01:03] Sara**
Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion?
**[01:05] Yume**
Because my mommy and daddy
always call me their princess!
**[01:12] Sara**
My, your parents say lovely things.
**[01:15] Sara**
All girls are indeed princesses.
We should all use "warawa"!
**[01:19] Yume**
Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now!
**[01:21] Sara**
Very good. Warawa to your heart's content.
**[01:23] Girl A**
Hey, hey, what's "warawa"?
**[01:26] Yume**
Apparently it's what all girls
are supposed to call themselves.
**[01:29] Yume**
So warawa am warawa!
**[01:32] Girl A**
Wow!
**[01:33] Girl B**
Does that mean I should use it too?
**[01:35] Yume**
Yeah, you should!
**[01:37] Girl A**
Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today!
**[01:39] Girl C**
Me too!
**[01:39] Sara**
My goodness. Children are
just so impressionable.
**[01:40] Girls**
Warawa! Warawa!
**[03:14] Sign**
#GamblerLadyKnight
**[03:16] Noa**
So this is what your skin feels like...
**[03:19] Noa**
I am so unworthy!
**[03:21] Noa**
Thank you for blessing me.
Thank you for blessing me.
**[03:21] Livia**
Noa-dono?
**[03:23] Livia**
Er... what purpose does this serve?
**[03:28] Noa**
We are in the final stages
of creating your statue,
**[03:31] Noa**
therefore we cannot rely on machines.
We need the delicate touch of human hands.
**[03:35] Noa**
Which means that I must ingrain
the feel of your skin into my fingers.
**[03:42] Livia**
I see. When will the dolls be completed?
**[03:47] Noa**
I-I believe I can come up with a
prototype in about three days.
**[03:51] Livia**
Brilliant. We'll make it
in time for Christmas.
**[03:55] Livia**
Could I perchance have one of the
dolls when they are complete?
**[03:59] Noa**
Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas?
**[04:04] Livia**
I heard it's customary in this nation
to give a present to someone special to you.
**[04:10] Livia**
So I'd like to give my doll as my gift.
**[04:13] Noa**
A-And who is your special someone?
**[04:15] Livia**
That would be my master.
**[04:17] Noa**
Our savior's master?!
**[04:19] Noa**
Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god?
**[04:22] Noa**
Has the divine descended on our
world in the present age?
**[04:25] Livia**
As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior.
**[04:29] Livia**
I came to this world with my master,
serving as an attendant.
**[04:34] Noa**
Oh, I see.
**[04:36] Livia**
Even while I'm here in this world,
it is my duty to protect the princess.
**[04:41] Noa**
Princess? So your master is a woman?
**[04:45] Livia**
Yes.
**[04:45] Noa**
How old is she?
**[04:47] Livia**
I believe thirteen or so.
**[04:48] Noa**
Thirteen...
**[04:50] Noa**
And where is she right now? Do you not
need to be by her side to protect her?
**[04:56] Livia**
My princess is so capable
that I cannot compare!
**[05:00] Livia**
She's already used her abilities
to find her place in this world.
**[05:05] Livia**
With how low I've fallen, I have
no right to serve her as I am now.
**[05:10] Noa**
Please don't say such things, Livia-sama.
**[05:14] Noa**
You have already saved me
just by being by my side.
**[05:20] Livia**
I'm glad to hear that!
**[05:23] Livia**
A-Also, that tickles a bit...
**[05:26] Noa**
Now, Livia-sama, let us continue
getting your measurements!
**[05:29] Noa**
I need the minutest of details
from top to bottom.
**[05:31] Livia**
Er, um, maybe not there—
**[05:33] Noa**
Oh, no! I am recreating the
precious figure of our savior!
**[05:37] Noa**
I cannot allow even the
smallest of compromises!
**[05:39] Livia**
U-U-Um, I... Uh...
**[05:48] Sign**
Temp
**[05:48] Sign**
Humidity
**[05:48] Noa**
By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about
time for you to go play pachinko?
**[05:52] Livia**
Oh, you're right!
**[05:54] Noa**
Here are your war funds for the day.
**[05:56] Livia**
Thank you very much.
**[05:59] Livia**
I shall now be heading out.
**[06:01] Noa**
Godspeed, Livia-sama!
**[06:07] Livia**
* I must find a machine that*
* will allow me to win.*
**[06:09] (Flashback) Kurinohara**
Once you become a seasoned gambler,
**[06:12] (Flashback) Kurinohara**
you can actually hear the
machines talk to you.
**[06:14] (Flashback) Livia**
They speak to you?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Kurinohara**
Exactly! The voice within the
machines beckons you!
**[06:20] (Flashback) Kurinohara**
"Play me," they say!
**[06:36] Livia**
*This machine is calling me!*
**[06:38] Livia**
*Let us fight fair and square!*
**[06:55] Livia**
Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
all those exciting visuals are playing!
**[07:01] Livia**
It hurts so much more than
just losing regularly!
**[07:01] Sign**
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
**[07:01] Sign**
"When you think of Gifu..."
**[07:01] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[07:01] Sign**
Gifu Flagship Store
**[07:07] Takeo**
Heya, Livia-chan.
**[07:09] Takeo**
You seem irritated.
**[07:10] Livia**
Takeo-dono!
**[07:12] Livia**
How dare you deceive me last time!
**[07:14] Takeo**
What do you mean?
**[07:16] Livia**
The part-time job from the other day!
**[07:18] Livia**
How dare you lead me down the path
of becoming an evil reseller?!
**[07:24] Takeo**
What? There's nothing bad about reselling.
**[07:27] Takeo**
It's not against the law or anything.
**[07:29] Livia**
E-Either way, I will never fall
for any of your tricks again!
**[07:34] Takeo**
Yeah, okay.
**[07:36] Takeo**
By the way, Livia-chan,
what are you up to these days?
**[07:40] Livia**
I-I'm helping with some product development
for a certain organization...
**[07:45] Takeo**
Wow, sounds like you're doing great!
**[07:47] Takeo**
So what's got you so irritated?
**[07:49] Livia**
I'm not. I just suffered
a minor defeat at pachinko.
**[07:52] Takeo**
Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko
is all about luck, after all.
**[07:57] Livia**
All about luck... you say?
**[07:59] Livia**
But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers
**[08:02] Livia**
can tell which machines will allow you to win.
**[08:05] Takeo**
If he could actually tell winning machines,
he wouldn't be homeless right now.
**[08:09] Livia**
A-A valid point!
**[08:10] Takeo**
Pachinko is all about enjoying
the bells and whistles.
**[08:13] Takeo**
Winning and losing come second.
**[08:15] Livia**
I-I see...
**[08:17] Takeo**
If you want to be a real gambler,
you gotta get into horse or bike racing.
**[08:21] Livia**
Oh? Horse racing, you say?
**[08:21] Sign**
Off-Site Sales in Operation
**[08:21] Sign**
Kasamatsu Racetrack
**[08:26] Livia**
As a true warrior, I can tell which
horse is the best at a mere glance!
**[08:33] Livia**
Noa-dono, today is finally the
day I pay you back double!
**[08:37] Announcer**
*Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.*
**[08:38] Livia**
No, not this one...
**[08:40] Livia**
Not this one either.
**[08:42] Announcer**
* Tomorrow, we will be opening*
* our doors at 10 AM,*
**[08:42] Livia**
Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least
find a 5-8 from the last race...
**[08:46] Announcer**
*and the first race sales will begin at 10:50.*
**[08:48] Noa**
How did it go, Livia-sama?
**[08:49] Announcer**
*The first race starts at 11:50.*
**[08:51] Livia**
Noa-dono... What are you doing here?
**[08:53] Announcer**
*We await your next visit.*
**[08:54] Noa**
The first sample of the Livia-sama
doll is finally complete,
**[08:58] Noa**
so I wanted to let you know immediately.
**[09:00] Livia**
Oh, I see! Thank you for coming
all this way, Noa-dono!
**[09:04] Livia**
Meanwhile, look at me...
**[09:07] Noa**
I take it the results were not favorable.
**[09:10] Livia**
If only... If only I were able
to actually ride the horse!
**[09:14] Livia**
I could even lead a pack horse to victory!
**[09:17] Noa**
Livia-sama, they say that victory
depends on the day's luck.
**[09:20] Noa**
If you lose, you must simply try again!
**[09:23] Noa**
I'd be happy to provide you
with all the war funds you need.
**[09:27] Livia**
Noa-dono...
**[09:28] Livia**
You're right.
**[09:29] Livia**
There should be an opportunity
to turn the tables if I don't give up!
**[09:32] Noa**
That's the spirit, Livia-sama!
**[09:34] Noa**
All right! Next, I shall try
my hand at the bike races!
**[09:38] Noa**
Please do your best, Livia-sama!
**[09:41] Livia**
I shall!
**[09:42] Sign**
Gambler
**[09:44] Sign**
Gambler
**[09:46] Sign**
#FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL)
**[09:47] Brenda**
You'll be investigating Koki Aida,
a 36-year-old salaryman.
**[09:52] Brenda**
He apparently had a very sudden weekend
business trip to Shizuoka come up,
**[09:56] Brenda**
and there's a high probability
it's a rendezvous with his lover.
**[09:59] Sosuke**
I see.
**[10:03] Brenda**
By the way, I see that girl
isn't with you today.
**[10:07] Sosuke**
Yeah, Sara's going to school now.
**[10:10] Brenda**
School? She was able to attend?
**[10:12] Sosuke**
Er, well... yes.
**[10:15] Brenda**
Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it.
**[10:18] Sosuke**
Did what?
**[10:20] Brenda**
Forged her family register, obviously.
**[10:23] Sosuke**
Of course I'd never do that.
**[10:26] Sosuke**
Sara's actually my child,
so I just got her one normally.
**[10:31] Brenda**
She's *your* child?!
**[10:33] Sosuke**
Yeah, so back in high school...
**[10:37] Sosuke**
And there you have it.
**[10:38] Brenda**
Really?
**[10:39] Sosuke**
R-Really!
**[10:42] Sosuke**
I was even able to get her birth certificate.
**[10:45] Brenda**
* I'm well aware you can forge*
* all kinds of documents*
**[10:48] Brenda**
*so long as you know where to go.*
**[10:50] Brenda**
*But that's not the point here.*
**[10:54] Brenda**
* The point is that Sosuke*
* now legally has a child!*
**[10:59] Brenda**
*That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun,*
**[11:02] Brenda**
*I'd be that little girl's mother!*
**[11:07] Sara**
I look forward to our
future together, Mother.
**[11:10] Sara**
Wh-What should I do?!
**[11:14] Sosuke**
Anyway, I'll be going now.
**[11:18] Brenda**
This is definitely an issue.
**[11:21] Tateyama**
No, I actually believe this is your chance.
**[11:23] Brenda**
My chance?
**[11:25] Tateyama**
If you continue to indirectly
provide for Kaburaya-sama
**[11:27] Tateyama**
by issuing him unnecessary investigations,
**[11:31] Tateyama**
you're basically just
waiting for another woman
**[11:33] Tateyama**
to steal him from right under your nose.
**[11:36] Tateyama**
Now that there's been a significant change
in Kaburaya-sama's life,
**[11:41] Tateyama**
I believe this is the ideal opportunity
to take a gamble.
**[11:46] Brenda**
I have a few comments about how
you worded that, but whatever.
**[11:50] Brenda**
Tell me more.
**[11:52] Tateyama**
I believe that, up until this point,
**[11:55] Tateyama**
Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest
in getting married or even romance.
**[11:59] Brenda**
You're right.
**[12:00] Brenda**
He's mentioned that he's seen
so much cheating and adultery
**[12:03] Brenda**
that he can't even think
about being in a relationship.
**[12:07] Brenda**
What is it?
**[12:08] Tateyama**
Nothing. But now that he has a child,
that should change things.
**[12:13] Tateyama**
If he'll be supporting her
for a number of years,
**[12:14] Sign**
Various Life Expenses
**[12:16] Tateyama**
it's going to impact his finances greatly.
**[12:18] Tateyama**
I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for
someone who can help with the household.
**[12:22] Tateyama**
Besides that, the life of a
detective is rather unpredictable,
**[12:26] Tateyama**
so he'll probably need someone
else to look after the child.
**[12:30] Tateyama**
Which means...
**[12:31] Brenda**
Which means?
**[12:32] Tateyama**
Since you are, in contrast,
**[12:33] Tateyama**
a lawyer with high earnings
and quite some time on your hands,
**[12:37] Tateyama**
you would be prime real estate
for Kaburaya-sama right now.
**[12:41] Brenda**
I-I see...
**[12:43] Brenda**
But you make it sound like
**[12:45] Brenda**
he's just going to marry me
out of necessity and self-interest.
**[12:48] Brenda**
Personally, I would like
to be loved for my charms...
**[12:53] Tateyama**
Tch.
**[12:54] Brenda**
I heard that, you know.
**[12:55] Tateyama**
You heard nothing, my lady.
**[12:57] Tateyama**
Not to mention that you are a corrupt,
**[12:59] Tateyama**
physically child-like lawyer
who loves to tear families apart.
**[13:02] Tateyama**
There is no way that a poor,
naive detective like Kaburaya-sama
**[13:06] Tateyama**
will ever find anything personally
charming about you.
**[13:10] Tateyama**
Did that get through to you, my lady?
**[13:12] Tateyama**
If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours,
**[13:14] Tateyama**
you'll have to use your faculties
as a lawyer to the fullest
**[13:18] Tateyama**
and capitalize on his needs.
**[13:21] Brenda**
Okay, I'll give it a try.
**[13:25] Sign**
The Next Week
**[13:26] Brenda**
This is a rather famous
hot spring inn, isn't it?
**[13:30] Sosuke**
I staked out the whole night,
but that's the only photo I could get.
**[13:34] Brenda**
This is plenty of evidence, though.
**[13:38] Brenda**
*A hot spring inn?*
**[13:42] Brenda**
*Sosuke-kun and I could...*
**[13:48] Brenda**
This is my first time, so be gentle.
**[13:53] Sara**
I look forward to our
future together, Mother.
**[13:56] Sosuke**
Is something wrong?!
**[13:58] Brenda**
N-No, I'm fine.
**[14:00] Brenda**
Things were going so well, too...
**[14:02] Brenda**
By the way, did Sara-chan
accompany you on this case?
**[14:06] Sosuke**
Oh, no. I had her spend
the night at a friend's house.
**[14:10] Sosuke**
Remember Yuna Naganawa,
the bullied girl who
**[14:12] Sosuke**
I asked you to send some certified mail for?
**[14:15] Sosuke**
She and Sara are good friends.
**[14:17] Brenda**
I see. But you can't have her
stay with a friend
**[14:20] Brenda**
every time you have to work late nights.
**[14:22] Sosuke**
Yeah, I guess you have a point.
**[14:24] Brenda**
Don't you need someone who'll stay at home
to take care of your daughter?
**[14:29] Brenda**
For example...
**[14:31] Brenda**
You know, a mother figure.
**[14:34] Sosuke**
True. Having a mother around would
probably be better for Sara, too.
**[14:39] Sosuke**
But there's nothing I can do if
I can't find anyone to marry me.
**[14:42] Brenda**
Well, if you try looking,
you might find someone immediately.
**[14:46] Sosuke**
Nah, that's not happening.
**[14:48] Sosuke**
I guarantee you, 10 billion percent,
that no woman would ever
**[14:50] Sosuke**
marry a poor detective with a kid like me.
**[14:52] Brenda**
You never know!
**[14:54] Brenda**
You might find some prime real estate
**[14:56] Brenda**
that's financially stable and able
to take care of your daughter...
**[14:59] Brenda**
She might even be right under your nose.
**[15:04] Sosuke**
Man, things would be so easy
if that were true.
**[15:06] Sosuke**
But Sara and I are making things work for now.
**[15:10] Sosuke**
She's got a good head on her shoulders,
so leaving her home alone isn't an issue.
**[15:14] Brenda**
I-I see...
**[15:16] Brenda**
Well, here's your pay for this assignment.
**[15:19] Sosuke**
Thanks.
**[15:20] Sosuke**
Hmm?
**[15:23] Sosuke**
Isn't this a bit much?
**[15:25] Brenda**
I've included a little gratuity
since you're always helping me out.
**[15:29] Brenda**
Consider it a special bonus.
**[15:31] Sosuke**
Is this because you're concerned for me?
**[15:33] Sosuke**
In that case, I don't need it.
**[15:36] Sosuke**
I'm not actually strapped for cash right now.
**[15:38] Brenda**
You liar. That's not possible.
**[15:40] Sosuke**
No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been
winning big at the horse races.
**[15:45] Sign**
Monthly Earnings
**[15:45] Sign**
Sara
**[15:45] Sign**
Sosuke
**[15:45] Sosuke**
Honestly, Sara's made more
this month than I have.
**[15:47] Sosuke BG**
Wh-Whoa...
**[15:49] Brenda**
You're letting your child
bet on horse races?!
**[15:52] Sosuke**
J-Just so we're clear,
I'm the one buying the tickets.
**[15:55] Brenda**
Even so, introducing her
to gambling as a child...
**[15:58] Sosuke**
I honestly thought the same thing,
**[16:01] Sosuke**
but making her quit when she's
on a hot streak feels wrong too.
**[16:05] Sosuke**
It's like she's betting
in a fundamentally reliable way,
**[16:08] Sosuke**
but her judgment when it really
comes down to it is insanely good.
**[16:14] Brenda**
A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money!
**[16:18] Brenda**
I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich!
**[16:21] Brenda**
I'm nothing like you, you poor detective!
**[16:24] Sosuke**
Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist,
**[16:27] Sosuke**
but flaunting your wealth
like that is pretty uncouth.
**[16:30] Brenda**
U-Un...
**[16:31] Sosuke**
Welp, I'll be on my way.
**[16:39] Tateyama**
I must say, you are absolutely
awful at selling yourself.
**[16:42] Brenda**
Stop! I don't want to hear any of it!
**[16:45] Brenda**
He called me uncouth...
**[16:47] Brenda**
Does he hate me now?
**[16:50] Tateyama**
It did seem as though his feelings were hurt,
**[16:52] Tateyama**
but Kaburaya-sama is not
so myopic as to despise you over this.
**[16:56] Brenda**
Y-You're right.
**[16:58] Tateyama**
On that note, it was quite a surprise that
Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril.
**[17:04] Tateyama**
We can no longer flex
your one strength, my lady.
**[17:07] Brenda**
Which means I'll just have
to charm him with my personality.
**[17:10] Tateyama**
Well? Do you even have any charms?
**[17:12] Brenda**
W-Well, I'll start working on them right now!
**[17:15] Brenda**
Anyway, enough talk for now.
**[17:17] Brenda**
Contact Aida-san immediately.
**[17:20] Brenda**
We shall prepare to send
this cheating husband to hell.
**[17:28] Sign**
The Next Day
**[17:28] Brenda**
You took longer than usual this time,
Haruka-chan.
**[17:31] Neya**
Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type.
**[17:37] Brenda**
Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap
work in the end nonetheless.
**[17:42] Neya**
Thanks.
**[17:44] Brenda**
Say...
**[17:46] Brenda**
Do you mind if I ask how I
can be more desirable, like you?
**[17:49] Neya**
You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei?
**[17:53] Brenda**
Well, I happen to be in love.
**[17:56] Neya**
I see. What's he like?
**[17:59] Brenda**
Well, let's see...
**[18:01] Brenda**
He's pretty normal, I think.
He's like any other guy.
**[18:05] Neya**
How old is he?
**[18:07] Brenda**
Around thirty.
**[18:08] Neya**
What are his hobbies or favorite foods?
**[18:10] Brenda**
No idea.
**[18:11] Neya**
Is he single?
**[18:12] Brenda**
Well, of course!
**[18:13] Neya**
What does he do?
**[18:15] Brenda**
He's a normal salaryman, I believe...
**[18:17] Neya**
Hmm...
**[18:19] Neya**
If you want someone that
normal to fall for you,
**[18:21] Neya**
I think just pursuing him
normally would be best.
**[18:24] Brenda**
And what do you mean by
"pursuing him normally"?
**[18:27] Neya**
Well, the method I often use is touching them.
**[18:31] Brenda**
Touching them?
**[18:33] Neya**
Well...
**[18:36] Neya**
I'll sit next to them wherever we go,
then subtly and naturally...
**[18:42] Neya**
Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk...
**[18:47] Brenda**
I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat
even though I'm a woman.
**[18:52] Neya**
This method works perfectly on most men.
**[18:56] Neya**
You can also loosen your collar and
let him get a glimpse of your cleav—
**[19:02] Neya**
Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him?
**[19:05] Brenda**
I appreciate the consideration.
**[19:06] Brenda**
But I've never cooked before.
**[19:11] Neya**
Well, you can start learning now.
**[19:13] Neya**
Does he normally cook for himself?
**[19:16] Brenda**
Well, he fixes his own meals,
**[19:18] Brenda**
but it's mostly hot pot
and instant noodles.
**[19:21] Neya**
Hmm...
**[19:22] Neya**
In that case, you should go
with classic meat and potatoes.
**[19:26] Neya**
It's not at all hard to make,
**[19:28] Neya**
but they always think it's a huge deal.
**[19:32] Neya**
It's the best dish to ensure
a glowing response from guys.
**[19:36] Brenda**
I see.
**[19:38] Brenda**
Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes?
**[19:41] Tateyama**
No. I don't cook at all either.
**[19:43] Neya**
That's surprising. You look like
you can do anything, Tateyama-san.
**[19:47] Tateyama**
Well, my boyfriend doesn't
consume food, so...
**[19:51] Brenda**
Don't worry about it.
**[19:53] Brenda**
More importantly, Haruka-chan...
**[19:55] Brenda**
I know that this is forward,
**[19:57] Brenda**
but would you mind teaching me
how to make meat and potatoes?
**[20:01] Neya**
Sure! When would you like to do it?
**[20:03] Brenda**
In that case, how about right now?
**[20:07] Neya**
I don't have other plans today,
so that's fine with me.
**[20:17] Neya**
*I wonder if this is what it will be like if*
**[20:19] Neya**
* I marry Senpai and Sara-chan*
* becomes my daughter.*
**[20:22] Neya**
*Maybe it won't be so bad after all.*
**[20:29] Neya**
Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try.
**[20:35] Brenda**
But it certainly isn't fit
to serve someone yet...
**[20:39] Neya**
Actually, you can tell
that you worked hard on it,
**[20:42] Neya**
so it might make them happy.
**[20:44] Brenda**
Y-You think so?
**[20:46] Brenda**
Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today.
**[20:49] Brenda**
Would you mind teaching me
how to cook more sometime?
**[20:54] Neya**
I'd be happy to! I'd love
to learn more recipes myself.
**[20:58] Neya**
Let's both get better together.
**[21:00] Brenda**
Yes, I look forward to it.
**[21:03] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[21:04] Sosuke**
Coming!
**[21:07] Sosuke**
Oh, hey. Welcome.
**[21:09] Sosuke**
Sara's inside.
**[21:10] Yuna**
Um, Mister...
**[21:13] Yuna**
Here.
**[21:17] Brenda**
These are the documents for the new case.
**[21:19] Sosuke**
Thanks.
**[21:23] Sosuke**
Welp...
**[21:24] Brenda**
W-Wait.
**[21:26] Brenda**
I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it?
**[21:28] Brenda**
I happened to make too much food.
**[21:31] Brenda**
Would you take some of it off my hands?
**[21:33] Sosuke**
Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san.
**[21:36] Brenda**
W-Well, sometimes...
**[21:39] Sosuke**
So, what did you make?
**[21:42] Brenda**
Meat and potatoes.
**[21:44] Sosuke**
Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much
of that at home right now.
**[21:49] Brenda**
Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun?
**[21:51] Sosuke**
No. Remember that Yuna girl
I mentioned the other day?
**[21:55] (Flashback) Sara**
Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes?
**[21:57] (Flashback) Yuna**
Since you said you'd never had it, Sara.
**[22:00] (Flashback) Sara**
You actually made this for me?
**[22:03] (Flashback) Sara**
Nothing beats having a best friend!
**[22:06] Brenda**
For reference, how did her
meat and potatoes taste?
**[22:10] Sosuke**
They were stupidly good.
**[22:12] Brenda**
Huh... I-I see.
**[22:15] Sosuke**
She lives alone with her mom,
so Yuna apparently does all the cooking.
**[22:18] Sosuke**
She's just a middle schooler,
but her skills are really impressive.
**[22:21] Sosuke**
Before I knew it,
I was already asking for seconds...
**[23:50] Sign**
I (warawa) will wear pigtails!
-Yume Mizusawa
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:55] Sara**
The seventh princess,
Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
**[23:58] Sara**
Therefore, Livia, live your life
as you please in this world.
**[24:03] Sara**
I'm proud to have had someone
as loyal as you serve at my side.
**[24:07] Livia**
You humble me with your words.
# E11 - Christmas in Gifu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD1MWG/christmas-in-gifu)
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**[00:00] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[00:00] Sara**
Hngh...
**[00:00] Sign**
#ChristmasINGifu
**[00:02] Sara**
I've eaten too much...
**[00:06] Sign**
Christmas Party
**[00:06] Sign**
1. Opening words
2. Team 1's presentation
3. Team 2's presentation
**[00:06] Sign**
4. Games for everyone
5. Gift exchange
6. Closing words
**[00:07] Sign**
12 PM Class 6-2's Christmas Party
**[00:11] (Flashback) Okumura**
Kusanagi-san, please accept my glucose!
**[00:15] Miyazaki**
You can have my protein!
**[00:16] Sign**
In America, they eat cookies on Christmas
in the shapes of stars and snowmen.
**[00:16] Konta**
I speak English very, very, very good!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Iino**
H-Here...
**[00:20] (Flashback) Sara**
Indeed. No objections.
**[00:22] Sign**
2 PM Children's Organization Christmas Event
**[00:27] (Flashback) Mizusawa Yume**
Sara-sama, I (warawa) want you
to have my sweets!
**[00:30] (Flashback) Child A**
I (warawa) want you to have this!
**[00:30] (Flashback) Child B**
I (warawa) want you to have this!
**[00:31] (Flashback) Child C**
I (warawa) want you to have this!
**[00:33] (Flashback) Sara**
Indeed. No objections.
**[00:33] ETC**
I (warawa) want you to have this!
**[00:36] Sign**
4 PM Yasunaga Family Christmas Party
**[00:38] (Flashback) Yayoi**
Welcome to my home, Sara-sama!
**[00:41] (Flashback) Yayoi**
Please sample these Christmas dishes made
from Gifu rice to your heart's content!
**[00:48] (Flashback) Sara**
I-Indeed... No objections...
**[00:51] Sign**
6 PM Karaoke Cafe Raicho's Christmas Party
**[00:52] (Flashback) Rinri**
Sara-chan, you can eat all you want today.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Sara**
N-N-No objections...
**[01:02] Sara**
But my stomach thoroughly
objected down the line...
**[01:05] Sosuke**
You overdid it.
**[01:07] Sara**
'Tis one of a supreme ruler's many duties.
**[01:12] Livia**
It's been so long, Princess!
**[01:16] Sara**
Ah, Livia. Why are you dressed like that?
**[01:19] Sara**
You'd better not have involved yourself
in shady dealings yet again.
**[01:24] Livia**
Oh, I wouldn't dream of it!
**[01:25] Livia**
I've been living an honest
and simple life since then.
**[01:28] Livia**
I've brought you a Christmas
present today, Princess!
**[01:31] Sara**
A present?
**[01:33] Livia**
Yes!
**[01:34] Sara**
Even though you're homeless?
**[01:36] Livia**
Princess, I am no longer homeless.
**[01:39] Sara**
So you found employment somewhere?
**[01:42] Livia**
Yes!
**[01:42] Livia**
I'm currently a product advisor for a
company called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
**[01:48] Sosuke**
World's what now?
**[01:50] Sosuke**
I feel like I've heard that before...
**[01:52] Sara**
Well, no matter. It appears as though you've
found your place in this world.
**[01:56] Livia**
Yes! I promise that I will one day
create a place where
**[02:00] Livia**
you can live peacefully too, Princess.
**[02:02] Sara**
Hmm? Ah, you needn't worry
about that any longer.
**[02:05] Livia**
What do you mean?
**[02:06] Sara**
I have been registered in this world
as Sosuke's daughter.
**[02:11] Sara**
I'm even going to school now!
**[02:14] Livia**
My word! Sosuke-dono is now your father?
**[02:17] Livia**
D-Does that make Sosuke-dono the emperor...?
**[02:21] Sosuke**
No.
**[02:21] Sara**
Of course not.
**[02:23] Sara**
I've started a new life in
this world as Sara Kusanagi.
**[02:28] Sara**
The seventh princess,
Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
**[02:31] Sara**
Therefore, Livia,
**[02:33] Sara**
live your life here as you please
rather than as my retainer.
**[02:40] Livia**
Princess...
**[02:41] Sara**
There is no need to be sad.
**[02:43] Sara**
Even if we are no longer master and servant,
it does not change the fact
**[02:47] Sara**
that you are my one and only companion
who came to this world from ours.
**[02:56] Livia**
No matter what happens in the future,
I will always treasure you, Princess.
**[03:01] Livia**
That will never change.
**[03:02] Sara**
Indeed.
**[03:03] Sara**
I'm proud to have had someone
as loyal as you serve at my side.
**[03:08] Livia**
You humble me with your words.
**[03:11] Sara**
Do not cry. This is not our final farewell.
**[03:14] Sara**
Now then, Livia, what is this
present you have for me?
**[03:19] Livia**
Oh, right!
**[03:21] Sosuke**
That's you, isn't it, Livia?
**[03:24] Livia**
Why, yes!
**[03:26] Livia**
Princess, please allow me to leave
this doll by your side in my stead!
**[03:34] Sara**
Uh...
**[03:35] Sara**
It's so realistic that it's a bit creepy,
but the quality is quite impressive.
**[03:40] Livia**
It was personally created by the president
of the company I work for.
**[03:44] Sara**
She's even posable!
**[03:49] Sara**
Spider walk! And then...
**[03:51] Sara**
Comăneci! And then...
**[03:53] Sara**
Sheeeh!
**[03:54] Livia**
Princess, you can even
play dress-up with her.
**[03:58] Sara**
What in the world is this lineup?
**[04:01] Livia**
If there are any other outfits you'd like,
I shall ask that they be created.
**[04:05] Sara**
My word. The possibilities are endless.
**[04:09] Sara**
Th-This is...
**[04:10] Sosuke**
Q-Quite lewd.
**[04:12] Livia**
We made sure she was accurate
down to the minutest detail!
**[04:15] Sosuke**
Wait, so this is your...
**[04:17] Sara**
It's creepily a bit too realistic...
**[04:19] Sara**
Even her hair seems real.
**[04:23] Sara**
Wait, are you telling me that this hair is...
**[04:26] Livia**
Oh, did you notice? Why, yes!
The doll actually has my hair!
**[04:31] Sara**
What?!
**[04:32] Sara**
Th-Then, um, uh... the hair down there is...
**[04:37] Livia**
Naturally, that's mine too!
**[04:39] Sara**
That's disgusting, you moron!
**[04:42] Livia**
Wh-What are you doing, Princess?!
**[04:44] Sara**
Don't give me that, you oaf!
**[04:47] Sara**
I totally touched it, idiot!
**[04:50] Sosuke**
Uh... I'm pretty sure we'll get cursed
if we keep this in our home.
**[04:54] Livia**
Th-That's so rude!
**[04:57] Sara**
Get that cursed object out of here
and leave immediately, you fool!
**[05:01] Sara**
Otherwise I will eliminate
you both here and now!
**[05:05] Livia**
P-Please, anything but that...
**[05:07] Livia**
This doll is the product of all
my and Noa-dono's hard work!
**[05:13] Livia**
Very well... I shall take my leave.
**[05:19] Sara**
Honestly, that hack...
**[05:22] Sosuke**
Oh! Now I remember!
**[05:25] Sosuke**
The World's Branch Hill Clan are those people
who came by a while back to sell me something.
**[05:30] Sosuke**
The fortunetelling fraudsters.
**[05:31] Sara**
So you're telling me that Livia currently
belongs to that cult's little shill?
**[05:36] Sosuke**
I mean, she said she was in
product development, didn't she?
**[05:39] Sosuke**
Are they gonna sell that thing door-to-door?
**[05:41] Sara**
What in the world is she doing?
**[05:44] Noa**
Livia-sama, were you able
to deliver your present?
**[05:48] Livia**
Noa-dono, please hurry
and finish writing a song.
**[05:51] Noa**
Eh?
**[05:53] Livia**
I...
**[05:54] Livia**
The band is all I have left.
**[07:28] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[07:28] Sign**
Kaburaya
**[07:29] Sosuke**
I guess your winter break ends today.
**[07:33] Sosuke**
Did you do all of your homework?
**[07:33] Sign**
#ThePrincessandtheAquarium
**[07:35] Sara**
There's one assignment
that's giving me trouble.
**[07:39] Sosuke**
What is it?
**[07:40] Sara**
An essay on memories I made over winter break.
**[07:42] Sosuke**
I see...
**[07:45] Sosuke**
Why don't you just write
about your first shrine visit
**[07:48] Sosuke**
or how touched you were watching the Ekiden?
**[07:52] Sosuke**
If you have something to say, just say it.
**[07:55] Sosuke**
I mean... we're family, after all.
**[07:58] Sara**
Could you take me somewhere?
**[08:01] Sosuke**
Okay. We're closing up for the day.
**[08:05] Sara**
Really?!
**[08:06] Sosuke**
Is there anywhere you want to go?
**[08:08] Sara**
I'm so looking forward to the aquarium!
**[08:11] Sosuke**
Is it that exciting?
**[08:12] Sara**
Indeed! Sosuke, I would like
to see the dolphin show!
**[08:16] Sosuke**
They don't have a dolphin show.
**[08:19] Sara**
What?
**[08:20] Sara**
But I thought the main attractions
at aquariums were dolphin shows.
**[08:24] Sara**
Well, there are plenty
of other fish I'd like to see.
**[08:27] Sara**
Sharks, for example!
**[08:28] Sosuke**
They don't have sharks either.
**[08:30] Sara**
What? Then how about killer whales?
**[08:32] Sosuke**
Nope.
**[08:32] Sara**
Garden eels?
**[08:33] Sosuke**
Nope.
**[08:33] Sara**
Octopuses?
**[08:34] Sosuke**
Nope.
**[08:34] Sara**
Penguins?!
**[08:35] Sosuke**
Nope.
**[08:35] Sara**
Tuna?!
**[08:36] Sosuke**
Still nope.
**[08:37] Sara**
You're saying no to everything!
**[08:38] Sara**
So what *do* they have?
**[08:41] Sosuke**
The place we're heading to
is called Aqua Toto Gifu,
**[08:43] Sosuke**
and they specialize in freshwater fish.
**[08:45] Sara**
Freshwater fish?
**[08:47] Sign**
Mt. Dainichi
**[08:47] Sosuke**
Yeah. The main exhibit is a model of
the Nagara River, from source to mouth.
**[08:48] Sign**
Nagara River
**[08:51] Sign**
Ise Bay
**[08:52] Sosuke**
They have fish, reptiles,
and birds that live there.
**[08:56] Sosuke**
But they have exhibits
on more than just the Nagara.
**[08:59] Sosuke**
They have ones on the Amazon River,
Africa, and Southeast Asia.
**[09:02] Sosuke**
It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium.
**[09:05] Sara**
I-I see. Is that so?
**[09:09] Sosuke**
Are you at least a little excited now?
**[09:11] Sara**
A little...
**[09:25] Lady**
Say, "Pira-pira-pirarucu!"
**[09:38] Sosuke**
* I wonder if people actually*
* see us as family.*
**[09:42] Sara**
Come now, do not rush. Wait your turn!
**[09:49] Sara**
Fishies, fishies, fishies!
**[09:52] Sara**
Fishies are meant for eating!
**[09:55] Sosuke**
Not sure that's the best song to sing
on the way home from the aquarium.
**[09:59] Sara**
I am just expressing my love for fish!
**[10:01] Sara**
They're great to look at and to eat.
**[10:03] Sara**
Fish are grand indeed!
**[10:05] Sosuke**
All right. I guess we can hit
a sushi place for dinner.
**[10:07] Sara**
Oh?
**[10:08] Sosuke**
Of the conveyor belt variety, of course.
**[10:11] Sara**
What is this "conveyor belt variety"?
**[10:13] Sosuke**
Oh, you don't know about conveyor belt sushi?
**[10:15] Sosuke**
The sushi goes around in a circle.
**[10:17] Sara**
The sushi goes around in a circle?
What does that even mean?
**[10:20] Sara**
And for what reason?
**[10:22] Sosuke**
Well, you'll see soon enough.
**[10:24] Sosuke**
So no looking it up on the net.
**[10:27] Sara**
Very well.
**[10:28] Sara**
Then I shall look forward to finding out.
**[10:32] Sara**
Ooh!
**[10:34] Sara**
It's going around! The sushi really is
going around in a circle!
**[10:48] Sara**
That was so fun and delicious!
**[10:51] Sosuke**
So, what did you enjoy most?
**[10:53] Sara**
The pudding!
**[10:54] Sosuke**
That's not sushi.
**[10:58] Noa**
You're the one who asked me
to make the lyrics edgier
**[11:01] Noa**
since they were too normal for you, Asumi-san!
**[11:04] Puriketsu**
And now I'm saying they're
so edgy that they're creepy!
**[11:08] Puriketsu**
Why are your lyrics always either
extremely over the top or boring, Noa-san?
**[11:12] Noa**
Well, your lyrics are even
more nonsensical, Asumi-san!
**[11:16] Noa**
The incorrect English and made-up
words are highly infuriating.
**[11:20] Puriketsu**
Also, why does Livia-chan
come up in all of your songs?
**[11:24] Noa**
Well, of course Livia-sama would
come up in songs praising her!
**[11:27] Puriketsu**
Then you're only going to reach
Livia-chan's followers!
**[11:31] Noa**
I see absolutely no problem
with that at all!
**[11:33] Noa**
Eventually, all of humanity will
become Livia-sama's followers!
**[11:37] Livia**
* We finally have a melody, but it seems*
* we've still got a rocky road ahead.*
**[11:37] Puriketsu**
You warped Livia-chan believer!
**[11:39] Puriketsu**
At this rate, we'll never have a major debut!
**[11:42] Livia**
*Ah, the shrimp is good.*
**[11:46] Brenda**
Apparently, a woman who's good
at cooking lives nearby.
**[11:46] Sign**
#TheWickedWomen'sChallenge
**[11:51] Brenda**
And she's bringing him food
every now and then.
**[11:54] Neya**
What? And you're okay with that?
It totally sounds like she's after him.
**[11:58] Brenda**
Thankfully, it sounds like
there's a huge age gap,
**[12:02] Brenda**
so he probably won't be
interested romantically.
**[12:04] Neya**
How far apart in age are they?
**[12:07] Brenda**
Um, I believe about fifteen or sixteen years?
**[12:10] Neya**
*So she's around 45?*
**[12:13] Neya**
I see.
**[12:14] Neya**
I won't say it's impossible, but the odds
of a romantic development are low.
**[12:20] Brenda**
But even if he doesn't care for her,
**[12:22] Brenda**
if I want him to eat my cooking,
**[12:24] Brenda**
he's going to compare our food
whether I like it or not.
**[12:28] Neya**
That much is true.
**[12:30] Neya**
Is that why you don't want him to have
more of yours until you improve?
**[12:33] Brenda**
Correct.
**[12:35] Neya**
If you're going to fight her cooking,
I don't know that my help will be enough.
**[12:39] Neya**
Maybe you should attend
a proper cooking class.
**[12:43] Brenda**
I definitely don't have time for that.
**[12:45] Brenda**
Besides, I've been looking
forward to cooking with you.
**[12:51] Neya**
*Squee!*
**[12:52] Neya**
Sensei, why don't we try
making omelet rice today?
**[12:56] Neya**
I'm not that great at it myself,
so why not cook it together?
**[13:00] Brenda**
No. I do want to be able to make
omelet rice eventually,
**[13:04] Brenda**
but there's something I'd like to try first.
**[13:07] Neya**
A-And what might that be?
**[13:10] Brenda**
H-Homemade chocolate...
**[13:13] Neya**
Chocolate? But why?
**[13:16] Brenda**
Valentine's Day is next month,
so I want to practice for that.
**[13:20] Neya**
Ah, Valentine's Day. I totally forgot
about it since I never participate.
**[13:25] Brenda**
Really?
**[13:26] Neya**
Yes. It's a once-a-year thing,
so it never fits into my schedule.
**[13:31] Brenda**
*Behold a romance pro!*
**[13:33] Neya**
So you're telling him how
you feel with homemade chocolate?
**[13:36] Neya**
I guess you're going all out, Sensei.
**[13:37] Brenda**
T-Telling him how I feel?
**[13:40] Brenda**
I'm just going to see
how things go when I give him
**[13:42] Brenda**
chocolate as thanks for what he does.
**[13:44] Neya**
Really? Before someone
else steals him from you,
**[13:48] Neya**
I really think you should spill your guts.
**[13:51] Brenda**
I-I can't.
**[13:53] Brenda**
If I do that, I'll never be able
to look him in the eye again.
**[13:58] Neya**
*Oh, Sensei's just so cute!*
**[14:01] Neya**
* I wonder if Sosuke-senpai also*
* likes girls who are this innocent!*
**[14:06] Neya**
All right. Let's make some chocolate today.
**[14:09] Neya**
I've never made any myself,
so I'm not sure how this'll go.
**[14:13] Brenda**
Don't worry! I'm sure it'll work out
if we help each other.
**[14:17] Neya**
I see. One way of
making homemade chocolate
**[14:20] Neya**
is melting store-bought
chocolate and reshaping it.
**[14:23] Neya**
You can also make it from cacao beans.
**[14:26] Brenda**
Since we're doing this,
let's make it from cacao beans.
**[14:29] Neya**
Seriously?
**[14:31] Brenda**
I mean, even if we reshape
store-bought chocolate,
**[14:33] Brenda**
it's not going to taste any better, is it?
**[14:35] Neya**
True. And, well, I guess we are
just practicing this time.
**[14:39] Neya**
Let's try the harder method,
fully aware that we may fail.
**[14:42] Brenda**
Yes. Let's do our best.
**[14:44] Neya**
First, we need the cacao beans.
**[14:47] Brenda**
Let's see. Sugar, sugar...
**[14:48] Sign**
Chocolate Recipe
Ingredients
- Cacao beans
- Sugar
- Cocoa powder
**[14:50] Neya**
We need a food processor to grind the beans.
**[14:54] Brenda**
Then a tempering machine to stabilize
the oil and fat from the cacao beans.
**[14:58] Neya**
Then a conching machine to refine
the oil, fat, and sugar...
**[15:02] Neya**
Are you really going to buy this, Sensei?
**[15:04] Sign**
Special price! Only 478,800 yen!
**[15:05] Brenda**
Well, I can't turn back now
that we've come this far.
**[15:10] Neya**
We're finally done with the preparations.
**[15:13] Brenda**
Yes. Now we can truly begin.
**[15:17] Brenda**
Apparently the time necessary
for the conching process
**[15:20] Brenda**
is at least a couple hours, while some
specialty shops do it for over thirty.
**[15:24] Brenda**
This time, let's try it
for about twelve hours.
**[15:28] Neya**
Okay.
**[15:28] Neya**
In that case, I'll be back
around 10 AM tomorrow.
**[15:32] Brenda**
Okay. I'll be waiting.
**[15:33] Tateyama**
Pardon me. What are you two
going to do about work?
**[15:37] Brenda and Neya**
We're taking the day off tomorrow.
**[15:42] ---**
The Next Day
**[15:44] Brenda**
It's finally done.
**[15:46] Neya**
Let's try them out!
**[15:52] Brenda**
It's a little bitter...
Actually, it's pretty sour.
**[15:56] Neya**
I would've thought it'd be much sweeter.
**[16:00] Brenda**
The texture just isn't right either.
**[16:03] Brenda**
I expected it to be smoother
after the conching process.
**[16:07] Neya**
I don't think we messed up, though...
**[16:10] Brenda**
Agreed. Let's look into it more.
**[16:14] Sign**
C
H
O
C
O
L
A
T
E
**[16:14] Brenda**
Apparently, certain types of cacao beans
are harder for beginners to work with.
**[16:19] Neya**
Sensei! Apparently, the best sugar
to use is light brown sugar.
**[16:23] Brenda**
Apparently, the flavor of the beans
can change based on roasting temp and time!
**[16:27] Neya**
Apparently, the tempering time
can't be too long or too short!
**[16:31] Neya**
Also, the perfect temperature can differ
depending on the kind of chocolate!
**[16:37] Brenda**
Making chocolate is way too involved...
**[16:40] Neya**
It is. I actually thought
high-quality chocolate
**[16:44] Neya**
that costs like 1,000 yen for the tiniest bit
was highway robbery.
**[16:47] Brenda**
Yes. But with the equipment,
manpower, and time...
**[16:50] Brenda**
not to mention the knowledge,
technique, and experience...
**[16:52] Brenda**
I guess there's a reason it's so expensive.
**[16:56] Neya**
I wonder if we can reach that level someday.
**[17:00] Brenda**
That might be a bit difficult.
**[17:02] Brenda**
Haruka-chan, why don't you
dupe a famous pâtissier?
**[17:06] Neya**
You want me to commit industrial espionage?
**[17:09] Brenda**
I was kidding.
**[17:11] Brenda**
I can't just give up after failing once.
**[17:15] Brenda**
Let's learn from this blunder and
go right into attempt number two.
**[17:18] Neya**
Right, Sensei!
**[17:26] Sosuke**
* It's been forever since Akira Suzukiri*
* released a new book, but it's great.*
**[17:26] Sign**
#AReunionUndertheBridge
**[17:31] Sosuke**
*His depiction of homelessness feels so real.*
**[17:34] Sosuke**
*Is this how Livia lived?*
**[17:34] Sign**
Akira Suzukiri
**[17:34] Sign**
Homeless Lady Knight
**[17:38] Sosuke**
Oh, I've got a guest.
**[17:41] Sosuke**
What is it?
**[17:42] Suzuki**
Oh, I heard that a woman
named Livia worked at this agency.
**[17:47] Sosuke**
Livia? You know Livia?
**[17:51] Suzukiiri**
Yes.
**[17:52] Sosuke**
I beg your pardon, but may I ask
how you two know each other?
**[17:55] Suzukiri**
Well...
**[17:57] Sosuke**
*This is Akira Suzukiri.*
**[17:59] Sosuke**
*He made a name for himself as a writer,*
**[18:02] sosuke**
* but he got sick of all the slander*
* and requests for money, so he disappeared.*
**[18:03] Sign**
Homeless
**[18:03] Sign**
Suzuki?
**[18:06] Sosuke**
*He spent a number of years homeless in Gifu*
**[18:10] Sosuke**
*and met Livia a few months ago.*
**[18:13] Sosuke**
*He was so moved at how brave she was*
**[18:15] Sosuke**
* that he returned to Tokyo*
* and wrote a novel based on her.*
**[18:21] Suzukiri**
Livia's the reason I was
able to get back onto my feet.
**[18:24] Suzukiri**
I came here today to thank her.
**[18:27] Sosuke**
I-I see... Wow.
**[18:29] Suzukiri**
So where is Livia now?
**[18:31] Sosuke**
W-Well, she's...
**[18:35] Sosuke**
I fired... Well, er, I let her go.
**[18:39] Sosuke**
I-I had no choice!
**[18:42] Sosuke**
She stood out too much to be a detective,
**[18:44] Sosuke**
she had a terrible memory,
and she sucked at office work!
**[18:47] Sosuke**
A poor agency like us just
couldn't afford to hire her!
**[18:52] Suzukiri**
Well, all that definitely sounds like her.
**[18:56] Sosuke**
R-Right?
**[18:58] Suzukiri**
So, where did she go
after being fired from here?
**[19:02] Sosuke**
Let's see... I think she did
another homeless stint,
**[19:06] Sosuke**
but I think she now works for a cult
called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
**[19:12] Suzukiri**
How did she end up there?
**[19:14] Sosuke**
I haven't the slightest.
**[19:19] Suzukiri**
*What should I do now?*
**[19:21] Suzukiri**
* If she's been forced into something shady,*
* I'd like to save her, but...*
**[19:26] Suzukiri**
Hmm?
**[19:38] Livia**
Can I help you?
**[19:40] Suzukiri**
Er... It's been a while, Livia.
**[19:43] Suzukiri**
It's me. Suzuki the homeless guy.
**[19:46] Livia**
Is that really you, Suzuki-dono?!
**[19:50] Suzukiri**
Yeah.
**[19:53] Livia**
What have you been up to
since we last saw each other?
**[19:55] Suzukiri**
I returned to Tokyo and went back to work.
**[19:58] Livia**
I see. That's great.
**[20:00] Suzukiri**
Yeah.
**[20:01] Suzukiri**
You were what got me back on my feet,
so I came here to thank you.
**[20:07] Livia**
I didn't do anything.
**[20:09] Livia**
But truly... I barely
recognize you, Suzuki-dono.
**[20:13] Suzukiri**
I could say the same about you.
**[20:15] Livia**
Thankfully, I was able to find
some work and a place to live.
**[20:19] Suzukiri**
I heard you were fired from the detective
agency and now work for a cult...
**[20:24] Suzukiri**
Is that true?
**[20:26] Livia**
It is.
**[20:28] Suzukiri**
Are you all right?
**[20:30] Suzukiri**
If they're making you do anything you
don't want to do, I can help you get out.
**[20:33] Livia**
O-Oh, no! There's no need to worry!
**[20:35] Livia**
I had their leader, Noa-dono,
promise to abandon her evil ways.
**[20:39] Suzukiri**
Seriously?
**[20:40] Suzukiri**
You're as unbelievable as ever.
**[20:45] Livia**
By the way, what do you
do for work, Suzuki-dono?
**[20:50] Suzukiri**
I'm just a humble writer.
**[20:52] Livia**
You're a writer? That's amazing!
**[20:54] Suzukiri**
It's really not a big deal.
**[20:56] Livia**
Hardly! Since I'm utterly
lacking in creativity,
**[21:00] Livia**
I think people who can
write novels are amazing...
**[21:05] suzukiri**
Wh-What?
**[21:07] Livia**
Writers are masters of the
written word, aren't they?
**[21:11] Suzukiri**
Well, I guess you could say that.
**[21:14] Livia**
Suzuki-dono!
**[21:16] Livia**
Would you please write
some lyrics for my band?
**[21:24] Livia**
And so, I'd love for someone who
can write lyrics to help us out.
**[21:29] Suzukiri**
You're in a band with a cult leader
that's on the verge of breaking up
**[21:32] Suzukiri**
because the members are going
in different directions...
**[21:35] Suzukiri**
This is way too much information.
**[21:37] Livia**
Please help me.
**[21:41] Suzukiri**
All right.
**[21:43] Suzukiri**
I'm not sure how much help I'll be,
since this is outside of my specialty,
**[21:47] Suzukiri**
but I'll do what I can.
**[21:51] Livia**
Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
**[21:55] Sign**
A Few Days Later
**[21:57] Puriketsu**
Ooh, nice!
**[21:58] Puriketsu**
All of this hits you right in the feels!
**[22:01] Noa**
Despite still involving universal
themes like love and dreams,
**[22:04] Noa**
you can still feel the
backbone of an epic story.
**[22:08] Noa**
This will help spread the word of
Livia-sama's glory to even more people.
**[22:14] Livia**
Then...
**[22:15] Noa**
Yes. Let's go with this.
**[22:17] Puriketsu**
All right! Grasshopper the
Savior is finally rolling out!
**[22:23] Livia and Noa**
Yes!
**[23:50] Sign**
I want to go out with the person I love...
No, I pray that I'm able to marry them.
For that to happen, we have to go on our first date.
No, maybe we should start by holding hands.
I really shouldn't let anyone see such an embarrassing wish...
-Brenda Aisaki
**[23:54] Sign**
#Next Time
**[23:56] Livia**
Look at the time!
**[23:58] Livia**
I have something more important
to me than pachinko!
**[24:03] Sara**
Let's go all out to celebrate
the start of our new journey!
# E12 - Valentine's in Gifu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KE85/valentines-in-gifu)
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**[00:04] Sara**
What is all this? Some kind of bullying?
**[00:06] Yayoi**
I believe they're gifts for Valentine's Day.
**[00:09] Sign**
#Valentine'sINGifu
**[00:09] Sara**
Good grief. We're not allowed
to bring snacks to school.
**[00:14] Sara**
Yayoi, do you happen to have a big bag?
**[00:18] Yayoi**
I shall prepare one immediately, my lady!
**[00:21] Girls**
Naganawa-san, please accept this!
**[00:25] Yuna**
Huh? Why are you giving these to me?
**[00:27] Imahariyama**
Well, you seem cool, you're super reliable,
**[00:30] Imahariyama**
and you're great at academics and sports.
**[00:32] Imahariyama**
Your fanbase is really growing right now.
**[00:34] Yuna**
Seriously?
**[00:36] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[00:36] Sign**
RAICHO
**[00:38] Sara**
Here, Yuna. Friendship chocolate from me.
**[00:41] Yuna**
Th-Thanks. Oh, and...
**[00:45] Yuna**
Here!
**[00:46] Sosuke**
Wow, those are homemade, aren't they?
**[00:50] Sosuke**
I'm impressed you can make sweets, too.
**[00:52] Yuna**
I-It's no big deal.
**[00:54] Yuna**
For truffle chocolates, you just
melt them and make them round.
**[00:58] Yuna**
Whoa, these are really good!
**[01:00] Yuna**
They look totally normal,
but they're super rich...
**[01:04] Sara**
That's because I made them from cacao beans.
**[01:06] Yuna**
For real?
**[01:07] Sosuke**
I'm glad you like them.
**[01:10] Sosuke**
I had to be her taste tester
over and over again.
**[01:12] Yuna**
Wow... But you need special tools to
make chocolate from beans, don't you?
**[01:17] Sara**
I managed to pull it off
with the power of Chinese martial arts.
**[01:21] Yuna**
Yeah, okay. I should be used to you
spouting nonsense.
**[01:27] Yuna**
Here you go, sir. These are for you.
**[01:29] Sosuke**
Huh? For me?
**[01:30] Yuna**
You don't have to take them
if you don't want...
**[01:33] Yuna**
You're sick of chocolate
after trying all of Sara's, right?
**[01:35] Sosuke**
Nah, I'll gladly take these.
**[01:38] Sosuke**
Chocolate's great for an energy boost
while I'm working,
**[01:41] Sosuke**
so I can never have enough.
**[01:43] Yuna**
I see! Well, I have plenty more,
so you can have these too.
**[01:47] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[01:48] Sosuke**
Wait, is this all chocolate?
**[01:51] Yuna**
Yup.
**[01:52] Sosuke**
Why do you have so much?
**[01:53] Yuna**
People were giving it to me at school.
**[01:55] Yuna**
But I don't need all this, so you can have it.
**[01:58] Sosuke**
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't take this.
**[02:01] Yuna**
I made sure to keep any letters and remove
any personal info, so don't worry.
**[02:07] Sosuke**
Good on you for being mindful
of people's privacy.
**[02:10] Sara**
Sosuke, I also have lots of chocolates
that I received from school!
**[02:17] Sosuke**
Whoa, where'd you get all this?!
**[02:19] Sara**
They were Valentine's Day offerings!
**[02:21] Yuna**
Not bad.
**[02:23] Sosuke**
Just how popular are you two?
**[02:28] Neya**
It's been a month since we
started researching chocolate.
**[02:31] Neya**
We just barely made it in time, Sensei!
**[02:35] Brenda**
Now we're on par with specialty shops.
**[02:37] Neya**
Yeah!
**[02:41] Tateyama**
True, they're delicious...
**[02:43] Tateyama**
But because you got so lost in chocolatiering
**[02:46] Tateyama**
with no consideration for cost
and you've refused to work,
**[02:49] Tateyama**
please remember that the agency
is now hemorrhaging.
**[02:51] Brenda**
I-I know that. But today marks the end of it!
**[02:55] Neya**
You just need to give these to him now!
**[02:57] Neya**
You've got this!
**[02:58] Brenda**
Right!
**[03:01] Brenda**
So, as you can see,
**[03:02] Brenda**
this job is sudden, but I'm counting on you.
**[03:04] Sosuke**
Sure.
**[03:06] Sosuke**
This is my first gig in a while,
so I'll go all out.
**[03:09] Brenda**
Is that so? Were you lonely,
not getting to see me?
**[03:13] Sosuke**
No, not really.
**[03:15] Brenda**
B-By the way, Sosuke-kun...
**[03:17] Brenda**
I got my hands on some really
delicious chocolates.
**[03:21] Brenda**
Would you like some?
**[03:22] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[03:23] Brenda**
What's the matter?
**[03:24] Sosuke**
Er, I'm definitely gonna have to pass.
**[03:26] Sosuke**
Sara and Yuna brought home a
stupid amount of chocolate today,
**[03:30] Sosuke**
so my life's gonna be filled
with it for a while.
**[03:34] Sosuke**
Huh?
**[05:08] Sign**
#TheLegendBegins
**[05:09] Puriketsu**
Our first show is tomorrow, finally.
**[05:11] Puriketsu**
Hopefully people will show up.
**[05:14] Noa**
I will have all of the clan members come,
so that should be no issue.
**[05:18] Noa**
I have also acquired staff to film it.
**[05:21] Noa**
Moreover, our homepage will go
live at midnight tonight.
**[05:25] Livia**
Thank you so much for everything, Noa-dono.
**[05:29] Puriketsu**
Yeah.
**[05:31] Noa**
This is all to spread your presence
throughout the world, Livia-sama!
**[05:35] Sign**
The Next Day
**[05:38] Noa**
Livia-sama, I'm going to go
on ahead for some meetings.
**[05:42] Livia**
Sure. Then I'll meet you at the venue at 6 PM.
**[05:45] Noa**
Okay.
**[05:46] Sign**
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
**[05:46] Sign**
Open
**[05:46] Sign**
"When you think of Gifu..."
**[05:46] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[05:46] Sign**
Gifu Flagship Store
**[05:48] Employee**
Thank you very much!
**[05:49] Sign**
Gifu Tanmen
**[05:53] Livia**
There's still time until our concert...
**[05:57] Livia**
I guess I'll go try my luck
to liven things up!
**[06:00] Sign**
NEW
MACHINES
**[06:00] Sign**
NEW
MACHINES
**[06:00] Sign**
PACHINKO
**[06:00] Sign**
Closing at 9 PM today
**[06:11] Livia**
I can't keep imposing on Noa-dono forever.
**[06:15] Livia**
Today's the day I win big!
**[06:40] Game**
*You did it!*
**[06:49] Game**
*Super lucky!*
**[06:54] sign**
1st try
**[06:54] Livia**
My word!
**[06:58] Takeo**
Hey, Livia-chan! Looks like
you're stupid lucky today.
**[07:01] Livia**
Takeo-dono! I've never had anything
like this happen before!
**[07:05] Takeo**
My luck's in the gutter today,
so I'm gonna go home.
**[07:08] Livia**
By the way, what time is it now?
**[07:10] Takeo**
Let's see... Just a bit past 6.
**[07:12] Livia**
Wha—It's already that late?!
**[07:14] Livia**
I must get to the concert immediately!
**[07:17] Takeo**
Wait, you're quitting?
**[07:19] Livia**
There's something more important
to me than pachinko!
**[07:25] Takeo**
Livia-chan?!
**[07:35] Livia**
It's snowing this much?
**[07:46] Livia**
How could I let this happen?
**[07:48] Livia**
Even so, I cannot let some
mere snow get in my way!
**[07:56] Puriketsu**
Yeah, I'm not getting through to her.
**[07:59] Noa**
What could have befallen Livia-sama?
**[08:06] Gyaru**
Hey, where are there so
many people here tonight?
**[08:09] Gyaru**
Someone famous performing?
**[08:11] Party Peep**
Uh...
**[08:12] Party Peep**
Grasshopper the Savior?
**[08:12] Sign**
BAKUON SHOJO
**[08:12] Sign**
Dry Well Orchestra & Yuta
**[08:12] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[08:14] Party Peep**
Never heard of 'em.
**[08:33] Staff**
Grasshopper the Savior,
we need you on standby.
**[08:37] Puriketsu**
Er, okay.
**[08:38] Puriketsu**
We're just gonna have to go on
ourselves at this point.
**[08:46] Livia**
I'm sorry to keep you waiting!
**[08:48] Noa**
Livia-sama!
**[08:48] Puriketsu**
Livia-chan!
**[08:49] Puriketsu**
Jeez, you're late! The heck were you doing?
**[08:52] Livia**
I was fighting the devil's temptation.
**[08:55] Noa**
Impressive as ever, Livia-sama!
**[08:57] Noa**
You must've been protecting
the world unnoticed!
**[09:00] Puriketsu**
I have no idea what's going on,
but the real battle's yet to come!
**[09:04] Noa and Livia**
Right!
**[09:08] Gyaru**
Hey, when's the next band coming on?
**[09:12] Puriketsu**
Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
**[09:15] Saito and Uchiyama**
Livia-sama! Noa-sama!
**[09:27] Puriketsu Song**
*This shining love is my pride!*
**[09:29] Gyaru**
What even is this?
**[09:29] Puriketsu Song**
*There's someone within my heart!*
**[09:30] Party Peep**
N-No idea. But it's pretty awesome.
**[09:33] Gyaru**
True.
**[09:33] Puriketsu Song**
*Looking around, I realize...*
**[09:36] Puriketsu Song**
*It's always been you!*
**[09:39] Puriketsu Song**
*I always longed for a sparkling love!*
**[09:42] Puriketsu Song**
*It helps me get through the days!*
**[09:44] Clan members**
Livia-sama!
**[09:45] Puriketsu Song**
*You're so precious that I can't help myself!*
**[09:46] Puriketsu; Livia; Noa**
Thank you!
**[09:48] Puriketsu Song**
*So it's always been you!*
**[09:51] Puriketsu Song**
*Come on, a little scratch is nothing!*
**[09:55] Puriketsu Song**
* Any backdrop that has actions*
* and strong convictions*
**[09:55] Sign**
Manipulator
**[09:55] Sign**
Vocalist
**[09:55] Sign**
Guitarist
**[09:58] Puriketsu Song**
*will never waver!*
**[09:58] Sign**
Vocalist
**[09:58] Sign**
Asumi Yumisashi
**[10:01] Sign**
Guitarist
**[10:01] Puriketsu Song**
* I'm taking in love that*
* throws out all logic!*
**[10:01] Sign**
Livia de Udis
**[10:04] Sign**
Religious Leader,
Multimedia Creator,
Fangirl, Manipulator
**[10:04] Sign**
Noa Minakami
**[10:07] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[10:07] Puriketsu Song**
*I wish to bask in that divine moment!*
**[10:13] Puriketsu Song**
*And you're the one who gave me all the love!*
**[10:19] Puriketsu**
Thanks, everyone!
**[10:29] Livia**
Whew! Today's show was exciting as ever.
**[10:34] Puriketsu**
I never thought the day would come
that we'd play such a huge venue!
**[10:40] Noa**
We've only just begun.
**[10:42] Noa**
It's not just Gifu anymore.
**[10:44] Noa**
There are now people who come from all
over to bask in Livia-sama's beauty.
**[10:49] Three**
Yes?
**[10:50] Tsuchida**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[10:52] Tsuchida**
I'm Tomoya Tsuchida from Gift Records.
**[10:56] Tsuchida**
Let me get straight to the point.
**[10:58] Tsuchida**
Would you like to sign with our company
and have your major debut?
**[11:04] Three**
Yes!
**[11:09] Sign**
Sawara Elementary School
Graduation Ceremony
**[11:13] Sign**
#ThePrincessGraduates
**[11:14] Sosuke**
* She's graduating three months*
* after enrolling at this school.*
**[11:17] Sosuke**
* It's all so sudden that I don't*
* even feel anything about it.*
**[11:21] Sign**
Congratulatory Graduation Ceremony
**[11:26] Sosuke**
* What the hell is my dad*
* doing in the guest seats?*
**[11:30] Sosuke**
*He probably asked the principal or someone...*
**[11:33] Sosuke**
*That bastard didn't even
show up for* my *graduation.*
**[11:38] Yamashita**
Sara Kusanagi.
**[11:39] Sara**
Yes!
**[11:41] Guardian A**
Is that her?
**[11:42] Guardian B**
Oh, is that Her Highness?
**[11:43] Sosuke**
*Huh? Wait, what?*
**[11:45] Sosuke**
*I knew that Sara was popular at school,*
**[11:47] Sosuke**
*but why are the parents making a fuss?*
**[11:50] Yamashita**
Now, a farewell address
from the other students.
**[11:54] Student A**
To the elder students in the
sixth grade and Sara-sama,
**[11:59] Student A**
congratulations on your graduation.
**[12:02] All**
Congratulations!
**[12:03] Sosuke**
*Yeah, that's much more like it...*
**[12:05] Sosuke**
*Wait, "Sara-sama"?!*
**[12:07] Student B**
The days we spent with the sixth-graders
and Sara-sama will be always be dear to us.
**[12:17] Student B**
Thank you very much for so many
amazing memories.
**[12:21] Students**
Thank you very much!
**[12:24] Sosuke**
*Really, no one's saying anything?!*
**[12:26] Student C**
We will never forget December 13th,
**[12:30] Student C**
the day that the great Sara Kusanagi-sama
enrolled at our school.
**[12:35] All**
Thanks for coming to our school!
**[12:38] Yume Mizusawa**
Sara-sama protected me (warawa)
as the assistant leader.
**[12:44] Student D**
Thanks to Sara-sama, everyone
in our class got along.
**[12:48] Student E**
I was able to stop my parents from divorcing.
**[12:51] Sosuke**
* What in the world am I being*
* forced to watch right now?*
**[12:52] Student F**
My NEET older brother actually got a job.
**[12:56] Yume Mizusawa**
Sara-sama, thank you very much
for enrolling at our school.
**[13:03] All**
Thank you very much!
**[13:03] Sosuke**
* Seriously, how the hell was she spending*
* her elementary school days?*
**[13:07] Yamashita**
Now, the graduating class
will give their response.
**[13:10] Yamashita**
We traditionally have all
of them participate, but this year,
**[13:14] Yamashita**
Sara Kusanagi-san will represent them.
**[13:17] Sosuke**
*Why, though?!*
**[13:18] Sosuke**
*I didn't hear anything about this!*
**[13:24] Sara**
To the rest of the student body,
**[13:26] Sara**
that was a lovely address from the heart.
**[13:30] Sara**
I am now certain that I am leaving
this school in worthy hands.
**[13:37] Students**
Sara-sama...
**[13:39] Sosuke**
* Why is Sara the representative when*
* she's only been here for three months?!*
**[13:42] Sara**
That I got to spend my first school
experience with all of you wonderful students
**[13:43] Sosuke**
* I'm so curious now that I can't*
* focus on what she's saying!*
**[13:49] Sara**
was extremely fortuitous indeed.
**[13:56] Sara**
Lastly, I would like
to thank you all with a song.
**[14:01] Sara**
Now, bring on the music!
**[14:03] Sara**
"Just a Positive Pop Song
with Uplifting Lyrics!"
**[14:04] Sign**
°That's the name of the song
**[14:08] Sosuke**
*Huh? What?*
**[14:09] Sara**
Let's celebrate our new journey
by bringing the house down!
**[14:17] Sara Song**
*There's hope within your heart!*
**[14:20] Sara Song**
*And your smile is right here!*
**[14:23] Sara Song**
*Today is a glorious day!*
**[14:25] Sara Song**
*It's very important and like no other!*
**[14:28] Sosuke**
Dear god, they have pen lights...
**[14:29] Sara Song**
*There's courage within your heart!*
**[14:30] Yayoi**
Excuse me. You're Sara-sama's
father, aren't you?
**[14:31] Sara Song**
*And the tears make your eyes misty!*
**[14:33] Sosuke**
Huh?!
**[14:33] Yayoi**
Please, take this.
**[14:34] Sara Song**
*I'm sure you want to say a lot of thank-yous!*
**[14:35] Sosuke**
Th-Thank you...
**[14:39] Sara Song**
* Do you know what lies at*
* the end of the blue sky?*
**[14:45] Sara Song**
* It's probably filled with*
* a lot of awesome things!*
**[14:50] Sosuke**
*Still not an athletic bone in her body.*
**[14:50] Sara Song**
*See? Everyone's happy!*
**[14:53] Sara Song**
*See? Everyone's saying congrats!*
**[14:56] Sara Song**
* Today, I feel like I want*
* to run towards the future!*
**[15:01] Sosuke**
*Good grief...*
**[15:01] Sara Song**
*See? Everyone's happy!*
**[15:03] Sosuke**
* She's definitely making one hell*
* of a memory in the end.*
**[15:04] Sara Song**
*See? Everyone's saying congrats!*
**[15:07] Sara Song**
*Let's smile and laugh lots today!*
**[15:11] Sara**
Thank you!
**[15:18] Yayoi**
By the way, Sara-sama...
**[15:20] Sara**
Hmm?
**[15:21] Yayoi**
What's your type?
**[15:24] Sara**
Well, whoever it may be,
we'd have to start off as friends.
**[15:27] Yayoi**
So you're not really interested
in anyone your age or younger?
**[15:31] Sara**
That could be.
**[15:33] Yayoi**
So, what are you into if they're older?
**[15:37] Sara**
Let's see...
**[15:39] Sara**
Someone who, despite how plain they look,
always responds to the dumb things I say
**[15:44] Sara**
and is so kind that it might even
be to a fault, perhaps.
**[15:47] Yayoi**
What? That seems super specific...
**[15:50] Yayoi**
Are you talking about an actual person?
**[15:52] Sara**
Well... who knows?
**[15:57] Puriketsu Song**
*I wish to bask in that divine moment!*
**[15:57] Sign**
#TheLegendEnds
**[16:03] Puriketsu Song**
*And you're the one who gave me all the love!*
**[16:11] Puriketsu**
Thank you!
**[16:16] Puriketsu**
And now, we have a really huge
announcement for you guys.
**[16:22] Puriketsu**
Ready, and...
**[16:24] Three**
Grasshopper the Savior
is doing our major debut!
**[16:50] Noa**
Here you are, Livia-sama.
**[16:52] Livia**
Thank you kindly.
**[16:53] Livia**
Now, let us toast to a
successful national tour!
**[16:58] Noa**
Cheers!
**[16:59] Sign**
Grasshopper the Savior
**[17:03] Livia**
We'll finally getting our
major debut next month.
**[17:05] Noa**
It's all happened so fast.
**[17:12] Noa**
Livia-sama, thank you so very
much for appearing before me.
**[17:19] Noa**
I was forced to become a religious
leader at a young age,
**[17:22] Noa**
so I never had any of the normal
experiences people have growing up.
**[17:27] Livia**
Noa-dono...
**[17:29] Noa**
So, for me, spending this time
with you and Asumi-san
**[17:34] Noa**
was so much fun that
it felt like reclaiming my youth.
**[17:39] Livia**
And even more fun days await us.
**[17:43] Noa**
You're right. I want to become even happier.
**[17:48] Livia**
Noa-dono...
**[17:51] Livia**
*O-Oh dear...*
**[17:55] Livia**
Sounds like Puriketsu-dono is here!
**[17:57] Noa**
Tch.
**[18:00] Detective**
We're with the police.
You must be Noa Kinoshita-san.
**[18:04] Noa**
Yes.
**[18:06] Detective**
We have a warrant for your arrest
on suspicion of insider trading.
**[18:11] Detective**
Would you accompany us to the station?
**[18:13] Livia**
Th-The police?!
**[18:15] Livia**
Noa-dono...
**[18:17] Livia**
"In-cider"?
**[18:21] Sign**
Suspect
**[18:21] Sign**
Noa Minakami (Real name: Noa Kinoshita)
**[18:21] Noa**
I'm terribly sorry, Livia-sama.
**[19:51] Sign**
I hope these peaceful days continue forever.
-Sosuke Kaburaya
**[19:56] Sign**
#ASaladBowlofEccentrics
**[20:01] Brenda**
I'm the on-call lawyer, Aisaki.
**[20:04] Noa**
Sensei... is there any possibility
of me being found innocent?
**[20:14] Sign**
Kaburaya Detective Agency
**[20:15] Casters**
*Good morning.*
**[20:17] Male Caster**
*Here's our first story on today's
edition of* Good Morning, Gifu*.*
**[20:20] Female Caster**
* Last night around 8 PM, a member of the*
* girls' rock band Grasshopper the Savior,*
**[20:25] Female Caster**
* legal name Noa Kinoshita, was arrested*
* on suspicion of insider trading.*
**[20:30] Sara**
Huh, never heard of that band.
**[20:32] Sosuke**
A musician doing insider trading?
**[20:35] Female Caster**
* Grasshopper the Savior,*
* the band she belonged to,*
**[20:38] Sign**
Suspected of insider trading
**[20:38] Sign**
Picture from her band's homepage
**[20:38] Sign**
The day of their major debut...
Good Morning, Gifu
**[20:38] Sign**
Arrested Suspect Noa Kinoshita (22)
**[20:39] Female Caster**
*just announced at a show last night*
**[20:41] Female Caster**
* that they were going to have their*
* major debut through Gift Records.*
**[20:45] Female Caster**
* According a statement from the police,*
* Kinoshita found out in January*
**[20:49] Female Caster**
* from someone involved*
* that Hirugano Electricity, Inc.*
**[20:53] Female Caster**
*would be bought out by a competitor.*
**[20:56] Female Caster**
*She's suspected of buying up Hirugano stock.*
**[21:00] Sara**
She was actually in a band?!
**[21:03] Sosuke**
And they were going to have a major debut?
**[21:06] Sosuke**
I see this is all insane as usual...
**[21:13] Puriketsu**
I wonder what's gonna happen now.
**[21:16] Livia**
Who knows?
**[21:17] Livia**
Whatever will come, will come.
**[21:20] Puriketsu**
You're certainly taking this well, Livia-chan.
**[21:23] Livia**
Well, we've been through a lot...
**[21:26] Livia**
And I'm sure there will be
a lot more in the future.
**[21:35] Sosuke**
Huh...
**[21:37] Sosuke**
I didn't know you took on cases
other than divorces, Brenda-san.
**[21:40] Sosuke**
Not to mention ones that wound up on TV.
**[21:43] Brenda**
But of course. Are you impressed?
**[21:45] Sosuke**
Sure, I guess.
**[21:47] Brenda**
I see.
**[21:49] Brenda**
As a lawyer, I'm going to do everything
in my power to get to the truth.
**[21:53] Brenda**
That means that I need you to work
your butt off too, Sosuke-kun.
**[22:02] Sara**
To think that you'd end up on a job
for the sake of Livia's bandmate...
**[22:07] Sara**
This world is truly never boring.
**[22:09] Sosuke**
Yeah.
**[22:11] Sosuke**
*Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.*
**[22:13] Sosuke**
* One of the many local cities*
* in Japan that never stands out.*
**[22:18] Sosuke**
* But there are plenty of eccentrics*
* living in cities like this.*
**[22:22] Sosuke**
*While they may affect each other's stories,*
**[22:26] Sosuke**
* they never blend together.*
* They just keep writing their own.*
**[22:39] Sign**
Gifu Keirin Cycling Racetrack
**[22:43] Sign**
Kogane Shrine
**[22:55] Sosuke**
* The rhapsody of these eccentrics that comes*
* to life in this boring town...*
**[23:01] Sosuke**
*will continue playing on.*
**[23:51] Sign**
The End