A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics
Sosuke Kaburaya is a detective struggling to make ends meet. While on a case, he happens upon Sara da Odin, a princess from another world who wields magical powers. Sara quickly adjusts to modern Japanese life as Livia de Udis, a knight from Sara’s kingdom, arrives to find her. Soon enough, both Sara and Livia’s positivity begins to rub off on Sosuke and the neighborhood’s cast of characters.
- Season 1
- E1 - Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
- E2 - Homeless Lady Knight
- E3 - The Homeless Gourmet
- E4 - The Princess and Skateboards
- E5 - The Homeless Lady Knight Resets
- E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior
- E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu
- E8 - The Princess and the Father
- E9 - The Demon Lord's Descendant Makes Her Grade School Debut
- E10 - Multiplying Princesses
- E11 - Christmas in Gifu
- E12 - Valentine's in Gifu
Season 1
E1 - Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
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[00:05] Sign
Ofim Empire Territory: Former Demon Lord's Castle
[00:13] Livia
I shall hold off our pursuers.
[00:17] Livia
Please hurry and go, Princess!
[00:19] Sara
Livia...
[00:21] Sara
Don't you dare die!
[00:22] Soldier A
Let's go!
[00:23] Soldier A
Now we have you!
[00:24] Soldier B
Drop your sword!
[00:25] Livia
Curse you rebels.
[00:27] Livia
I swear on the honor of the Udis clan, defenders
of the imperial family for generations...
[00:31] Livia
I shall protect the princess at all costs!
[00:33] Soldier A
The imperial family?! Princess?!
[00:35] Soldier B
So that girl was one of them!
[00:37] Livia
Curses! They've found us out!
[00:39] Sara
Darn it, Livia!
[00:41] Livia
Have at you!
[00:54] Sara
I see... So this is the portal
said to connect to another world.
[00:58] Sara
It certainly looks forbidding.
[01:01] Sara
But my options are limited, so...
[01:03] Sara
Hup!
[02:53] Sign
Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture
[02:55] Sosuke
Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.
[02:57] Sosuke
It had its heyday in the Sengoku period
[02:59] Sosuke
as Nobunaga Oda's home base...
[03:02] Sosuke
But now it's just another bland city.
[03:04] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[03:04] Sign
Healthy Veggies
[03:04] Sosuke
And within it lives
a rather simple, bland detective.
[03:05] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[03:09] Sosuke
I'm talking about myself here.
[03:12] Sign
Detective
[03:12] Sign
Sosuke Kaburaya
[03:13] Sosuke
I'm Sosuke Kaburaya, 29 years old.
[03:16] Sosuke
I work as a detective.
[03:20] Sosuke
I'm currently tailing a salaryman
named Koji Takemoto.
[03:23] Sosuke
The client is his wife,
[03:23] Sign
Koji Takemoto
[03:25] Sosuke
who says he started acting odd
a few months ago.
[03:27] Sosuke
She thinks he's cheating on her.
[03:29] Sosuke
I've been following him for three days now.
[03:32] Sosuke
I'm hoping to catch something soon, but...
[03:47] Sosuke
Wha...
[03:48] Sosuke
Wh-What the hell is that?
[04:00] Sara
Hmm, so this is another world...
[04:03] Sosuke
Ow, ow, ow.
[04:04] Sara
Huh?
[04:05] Sosuke
What the hell...?
[04:05] Sara
Oh, my apologies.
[04:08] Sosuke
Who the hell are you?!
Where'd you even come from?!
[04:11] Sara
I was in the air when I exited the portal.
[04:14] Sosuke
Huh?
[04:14] Sara
I survived since you
were positioned below me.
[04:17] Sosuke
Listen here...
[04:18] Sosuke
Shit. I lost him.
[04:20] Sosuke
Damn it all...
[04:22] Sosuke
Ow!
[04:23] Sosuke
Yikes. That's pretty deep.
[04:26] Sara
You're a grown man.
Don't panic over a mere flesh wound.
[04:30] Sosuke
What?
[04:30] Sara
Here.
[04:34] Sara
There.
[04:36] Sosuke
Wait, what?
[04:41] Sosuke
It's all better?!
[04:43] Sara
Hmm?
[04:45] Sara
I see.
[04:47] Sara
To think I teleported
to a world with no magic...
[04:51] Sosuke
So, what's your deal anyway?
[04:54] Sara
My name is Sara da Odin.
[04:57] Sara
I've come from another world,
[04:59] Sara
where I was the seventh princess
of the Ofim Empire,
[05:03] Sara
which was sacked in a rebellion.
[05:06] Sara
So I escaped here to this world.
[05:08] Sosuke
You're from another world? What are you...
[05:11] Sosuke
But wait.
[05:12] Sosuke
Now that you say that...
[05:14] Sosuke
Actually, how are we even
able to communicate then?
[05:17] Sara
Hmm, that is quite mysterious.
[05:20] Sara
I wonder if a translation spell was placed
on me as I went through the portal.
[05:25] Sosuke
A spell, huh?
[05:27] Sosuke
Can't say I'm fully convinced yet, but can you
use anything other than healing magic?
[05:32] Sara
Naturally. Would you like to see?
[05:34] Sosuke
Yeah.
[05:35] Sara
Very well.
[05:45] Sara
But a taste of my specialty attack magic!
[05:49] Sara
I can conjure even larger explosions!
[05:52] Sara
Care to see more?!
[05:54] Sosuke
Absolutely not, you fool!
[05:56] Sosuke
We need to get the hell outta here!
[05:56] Sara
Hmm?
[05:58] Sosuke
People will be here any minute!
[06:00] Sara
I can easily blow away ten
or twenty soldiers—
[06:04] Sosuke
You're not blowing anyone away!
[06:06] Sosuke
If you wanna live in this country,
[06:07] Sosuke
knock it off with the
shitty fantasy sensibilities!
[06:14] Enemy Soldier B
She's too strong!
[06:15] Enemy Soldier C
Retreat! Retreat!
[06:20] Livia
Princess...
[06:22] Livia
I shall accompany you... to another world!
[06:31] Livia
So this is another world?
[06:34] Livia
It looks quite different from the empire.
[06:35] Sign
Muriya
[06:38] Sign
Curry Fair
Limited Time
[06:40] Livia
Pardon me.
[06:41] Man A
Yes? How can I...
[06:44] Livia
Huh? Um...
[06:45] Livia
Excuse me. Could you spare a moment—
[06:48] Livia
Hey, wait!
[06:53] Livia
Ack! C-Crap.
[06:57] Livia
Glance.
[06:58] Livia
First things first!
[07:06] Sign
Nagara River
SIGN Catching sweetfish from the Nagara requires a fishing permit. (Do not attempt to catch them any other way.)
[07:42] Livia
This fish is quite delicious.
[07:47] Livia
That must be the castle of this country.
[07:50] Livia
I should petition the lord there
and seek their aid.
[08:06] Livia
Just as my clothes were finally dry, too...
[08:09] Livia
Sorry to barge in to get out of the rain.
[08:15] Suzuki
Do what you want. I'm in no
position to be calling the shots.
[08:19] Livia
Thank you very much.
[08:21] Livia
My name is Livia de Udis.
[08:22] Sign
Lady Knight
[08:22] Sign
Livia de Udis
[08:25] Suzuki
I'm Suzuki.
[08:25] Sign
Homeless
[08:25] Sign
Suzuki?
[08:27] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[08:33] Sosuke
I brought her here without thinking,
but what am I supposed to do with her?
[08:37] Sosuke
Pretty sure if I take her to the police,
it's just gonna get messy...
[08:40] Livia
By the way, Sosuke, what is your occupation?
[08:44] Sosuke
Oh, I'm a private detective.
[08:46] Livia
A private detective?
[08:48] Sosuke
I look for people, do background checks,
and all sorts of other things.
[08:51] Livia
Are you like a shinobi, perhaps?
[08:53] Sosuke
A shinobi...? Oh, a ninja.
[08:57] Sosuke
Well, I guess we have some things in common.
[08:59] Sosuke
Except how does someone from
a fantasy world know about ninjas?
[09:05] Sosuke
Yeah, that's not letting up anytime soon.
[09:10] Sosuke
Guess I have to put you up for the night.
[09:12] Sosuke
Just make sure you're out early tomorrow.
[09:14] Sara
All right.
[09:15] Sosuke
Huh?
[09:16] Sosuke
You're okay with that?
[09:17] Sara
But in exchange, I'll have to erase
your memories when I leave.
[09:20] Sosuke
What? You're saying you'll wipe
my memory of meeting you?
[09:24] Sosuke
Magic that convenient exists?
[09:26] Sara
Of course not.
[09:28] Sara
Obviously, you'd lose anywhere from
a few weeks to years' worth of memories.
[09:32] Sosuke
Huh?
[09:33] Sara
Worst case scenario,
you could end up an invalid.
[09:36] Sosuke
Wha?
[09:37] Sara
I should also note that I've never
actually tried the spell myself.
[09:41] Sosuke
What?!
[09:42] Sosuke
Then I'd definitely end up an invalid!
[09:45] Sosuke
Why do you need to erase
my memories anyway?!
[09:47] Sara
If this country's scientists or intelligence
agencies find out about my magic,
[09:51] Sara
I could end up some kind of guinea pig.
[09:54] Sara
So, just in case.
[09:55] Sosuke
I mean, I guess I've seen scenes
like that in sci-fi movies, but...
[09:58] Sara
Stop this at once!
[10:00] Sara
So, what will it be? Will you kick me out?
[10:06] Sosuke
Until you drop the shitty fantasy worldview
and find somewhere else to freeload...
[10:13] Sosuke
Please stay here!
[10:15] Sosuke
I'm begging you.
[10:17] Sara
Very well. I'll be in your care.
[10:19] Livia
What?! No one lives in that castle?!
[10:22] Suzuki
Yeah. It's just a museum reconstructed
to look like the original Gifu Castle.
[10:27] Livia
Then where is the lord of this country?!
[10:30] Suzuki
Lord? I guess you really are clueless.
[10:34] Suzuki
What country are you from?
[10:37] Livia
I can only say I come from far away...
[10:40] Suzuki
Well, I've got no intention of prying.
[10:43] Suzuki
But you seem like some lady knight
here from another world.
[10:47] Livia
Wha—
[10:50] Suzuki
Anyway, you can use the
cardboard back there tonight.
[10:54] Livia
Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
[10:57] Sign
Lady Knight
[10:58] Sign
Homeless
[11:02] Suzuki
Hey, wake up.
[11:05] Suzuki
Were you actually able to sleep?
[11:07] Livia
Yes! It was the best rest I've had in a while.
[11:10] Suzuki
Seriously?
[11:11] Suzuki
The trucks that go through here
make a racket even at night.
[11:14] Suzuki
Maybe you're cut out for the homeless life.
[11:17] Livia
I'm not sure if I should take
that as a compliment...
[11:21] Suzuki
Welp, let's go get some breakfast.
[11:24] Livia
Breakfast?
[11:25] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[11:26] TV Newscasters
Good morning!
[11:27] TV Newscaster (M)
Today, we're starting off Good
Morning, Gifu with the news.
[11:31] TV Newscaster (F)
We've received reports from local
residents that a huge explosion
[11:35] TV Newscaster (F)
went off last night around 8 PM
in a park within Gifu City.
[11:40] TV Newscaster (F)
The police are investigating whether
it was planned or an accident.
[11:43] Sign
Gifu City
[11:43] Sign
Good Morning, Gifu
[11:43] Sign
BREAKING
[11:43] Sign
Mysterious Explosion at the Park?!
[11:45] Murata
Some volunteers usually feed us in this park,
[11:49] Murata
but not with this mess going on.
[11:51] Murata
It's pretty terrible.
[11:53] TV Newscaster (M)
Now for our next story.
[11:54] Sosuke
Well, your culprit's right here...
[11:55] TV Newscaster (M)
At the city aquarium, this tortoise is one
of many babies being born right now.
[11:55] Sign
Princess from
Another World
[11:55] Sign
Sara da Odin
[12:00] Sara
The food in this world isn't strictly bad,
but it's definitely lacking...
[12:01] Reporter
Hi, hi! I'm here at the aquarium!
[12:03] Reporter
There are so many fish!
[12:05] Sosuke
Don't take me as representative.
[12:08] Sosuke
There are lots of families eating better.
[12:10] Sara
Then I would also like to eat better food.
[12:14] Sosuke
Don't count on it.
[12:15] Sara
And why not?
[12:16] Sosuke
Because I'm poor.
[12:17] Sara
Ah, the plainest and simplest answer.
[12:20] Sara
Do private detectives really make so little?
[12:24] Sosuke
It honestly depends, but there are
guys who definitely strike it rich.
[12:27] Sara
Then why don't you strike it rich?
[12:29] Sosuke
This line of work usually takes
a whole team of people working together.
[12:33] Sosuke
But I'm on my own here.
[12:35] Sosuke
So the work I can take is limited,
[12:38] Sosuke
and I don't make enough to hire anyone,
so I'm forever alone.
[12:40] Sara
So you've already been checkmated?
[12:43] Sosuke
I have not!
[12:44] Sosuke
Not yet...
[12:45] Sara
Not yet?
[12:46] Sosuke
I at least have some savings
and some regular clients.
[12:50] Sosuke
I just can't spoil you.
[12:52] Sosuke
Sorry.
[12:56] Sara
What a cruel world...
[12:59] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:59] Sign
Raicho
[13:00] Sosuke
Folks from the cafe downstairs
said they'd lend you clothes.
[13:03] Sara
Ooh!
[13:04] Sosuke
You're a lifesaver, Rinri-san.
[13:08] Sara
I'm going to the library.
[13:08] Sign
Minna no Mori
[13:12] Sign
Minna no Mori
[13:12] Sara
Games are so fun! So much fun!
[13:19] Takemoto
I'm home.
[13:24] Sosuke
I've struck out seven days in a row.
[13:29] Sign
On my way back now
[13:30] Sosuke
On my way back now.
[13:30] Sign
Read
[13:31] Sara
I'm starving...
[13:31] Sign
Sara
[13:31] Sign
I'm
starving...
[13:33] Sign
I'll grab some half-price bentos and head home
[13:33] Sosuke
I'll grab some half-price
bentos and head home.
[13:35] Sign
Sara
[13:35] Sign
Yay!
[13:35] Sara
Yay!
[13:37] Sosuke
I'm home.
[13:37] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[13:39] Sign
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
[13:39] Sara
Welcome back.
[13:41] Sosuke
I see you sure got used
to life in Japan quick.
[13:45] Sara
Well, I've always loved new things.
[13:45] Sign
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
[13:49] Sara
This world is filled with so much
entertainment. It's delightful.
[13:52] Sara
Though I cannot get over the sparse meals.
[13:55] Sosuke
All right, fine.
[13:56] Sosuke
If this job goes well and I get paid,
let's get something good to eat.
[14:02] Sara
Really?!
[14:03] Sara
And when will that be?
[14:05] Sosuke
No idea.
[14:06] Sara
I could help you out, you know?
[14:10] Sosuke
How will explosion magic
help me tail someone?
[14:13] Sara
My magic is not limited
to healing and explosions.
[14:17] Sara
How about magic to make you fly
or disappear, for example?
[14:17] Sosuke
Huh?
[14:21] Sosuke
You can do that?!
[14:23] Sara
Indeed.
[14:23] Sosuke
Those powers wouldn't just be useful.
They're practically cheats.
[14:24] Sara
Yay!
[14:27] Sosuke
But I still have to say no.
[14:30] Sara
And why is that?
[14:30] Sosuke
I can't have some kid tag along
on an infidelity investigation.
[14:33] Sara
Fear not.
[14:35] Sara
I am quite accustomed to seeing the
murkiest squabbles within the palace.
[14:38] Sara
Moreover, I was born to a concubine.
[14:41] Sosuke
A concubine?
Wait, that's like a mistress, right?
[14:45] Sosuke
Even so, the answer's still no.
[14:47] Sara
You're so stubborn.
[14:49] Sara
Besides, do you even take jobs other
than infidelity investigations?
[14:53] Sara
Just go and solve some
murder cases like Conan-kun!
[14:54] Sign
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
[14:57] Sosuke
No way.
[14:58] Sosuke
Private detectives don't go around
cracking complex cases like that in real life.
[15:03] Sara
What?! Say it isn't so!
[15:05] Sosuke
It's the truth.
[15:08] Sosuke
Real private eyes aren't heroes or anything.
[15:12] Sara
Hup...
[15:15] Sara
And here I was just thinking
how cool private eyes are...
[15:21] Sosuke
I'm going to become
the detective I want to be!
[15:23] Sign
Resignation
[15:27] Sosuke
Heroes, huh?
[15:30] Sosuke
I guess even I looked up to the greats
who fought for justice once.
[15:43] Sosuke
He got off at a new stop,
then withdrew money
[15:45] Sosuke
from a convenience store ATM...
[15:47] Sosuke
Is he meeting his mistress here?
[15:56] Sosuke
There's no doubt about it.
[15:58] Sosuke
I'm definitely gonna catch him today.
[16:07] Sosuke
He's cheating with someone here?
There's no way...
[16:10] Takemoto
Please...
[16:12] Takemoto
Please let this be the last time.
[16:15] Criminal A
Huh?! The hell're you talkin' about?!
[16:20] Takemoto
P-Please...
[16:23] Takemoto
Please just let me go!
[16:25] Criminal B
Hell nah.
[16:27] Sosuke
Looks like they've got something on him
[16:30] Sosuke
and have been blackmailing
him for cash regularly.
[16:33] Sosuke
It turned out not to be infidelity,
but now I've gotten to the bottom of things.
[16:34] Takemoto
Please just let me go.
I don't have any more money.
[16:38] Sosuke
I just need to report back
to my client and I'm done.
[16:46] Criminal A
Down you go!
[16:48] Sosuke
Hey, come on now...
You're gonna end up killing the guy.
[16:51] Sosuke
Fine. Guess I'll call this in
and wait for the cops to come.
[16:56] Sara
And here I was just thinking
how cool private eyes are...
[17:00] Sosuke
Oh, damn it...
[17:03] Sosuke
What the hell am I doing?
[17:07] Criminal C
Come on. Get up.
[17:08] Sosuke
Excuse me...
[17:09] Criminal C
Huh? Who the hell are you?
[17:11] Sousuke
Er, um... Not anyone suspicious.
[17:13] Sousuke
I was just looking for
a deserted place to crap.
[17:17] Sousuke
Anyway... have I mentioned
I'm rather against violence?
[17:21] Criminal A
What?
[17:22] Sosuke
You could kill him if you keep going...
[17:25] Criminal B
Like we care. Watch it, or you're next.
[17:27] Sosuke
Yeah, figures.
[17:27] Criminal A
Hey! Let's take care of this guy, too!
[17:29] Sosuke
Now, now. Let's calm down.
[17:31] Criminal B
Hey!
[17:31] Sosuke
Huh?
[17:32] Criminal B
Where do you think you're lookin'?!
[17:42] Criminal A
Hey, what the hell'd y—
[17:47] Sara
Sosuke!
[17:51] Sosuke
Sara!
[17:52] Sara
I shall join you, Sosuke.
[17:54] Sosuke
What the hell are you doing here?!
[17:56] Sara
I was following you.
[17:58] Sosuke
What?!
[18:00] Sara
You never thought someone might tail you
[18:03] Sara
while you were tailing someone else, hmm?
[18:05] Criminal C
Hey!
[18:07] Criminal C
Who the hell are you?!
[18:08] Sara
My name is not important.
[18:11] Sara
I'm just a great detective passing by.
[18:13] Criminal A
What? A great detective?
[18:15] Sara
Indeed!
[18:16] Sara
On the outside, I'm a cute girl.
[18:18] Sara
Inside, I have a brilliant mind
and the firepower of a demon lord!
[18:23] Sara
People call me...
[18:24] Sara
Sara the great detective!
[18:27] Sosuke
You just gave your name,
and no one calls you that.
[18:29] Sosuke
Plus, no great detective
brags about firepower!
[18:31] Sara
You said yourself that real
private eyes aren't heroes, did you not?
[18:36] Sara
So you simply need to become one yourself!
[18:39] Sara
Just like a great detective
protagonist in a story!
[18:45] Sosuke
If it were that easy,
I wouldn't have to work so hard.
[18:48] Sara
Well, you've got a point.
[18:50] Sara
No matter how many of these thugs you defeat,
[18:52] Sara
they aren't worth any experience points.
[18:55] Criminal C
You little shit!
[18:56] Criminal C
Die, you bastard!
[19:04] Sara
Ooh! What was that?
[19:06] Sara
He just flew a little!
[19:08] Sara
I see! It must be the legendary
martial art Sherlock Holmes used
[19:13] Sara
called baritsu!
[19:14] Sosuke
No, it was systema.
[19:15] Sosuke
Also, how do you even know what baritsu is?
[19:17] Sara
I saw it on Wiki.
[19:18] Sosuke
Guess you're already a pro
at surfing the web...
[19:20] Criminal D
Who do you think you—
[19:26] Sara
Maybe you didn't need my assistance.
[19:29] Sosuke
Nah, I'd struggle against this many guys.
[19:32] Sosuke
Honestly, you saved me.
[19:33] Sara
Is that so?
[19:39] Criminal A
Wh-What the hell's your deal?!
[19:41] Criminal A
What did you just do?!
[19:43] Sara
Indeed, that was...
[19:46] Sara
Chinese martial arts!
[19:48] Sara
When you're an expert like me, you can
blow enemies away with your ki alone!
[19:53] Sara
Mere child's play!
[19:54] Sosuke
I guess you do want to hide your magic...
[19:57] Criminal A
Damn it! We'll all go after them at once!
[20:00] Sosuke
Make sure you go easy.
[20:01] Sara
I know.
[20:02] Sara
Great detectives do not kill.
[20:11] Officer
So, hey...
[20:12] Officer
You did all this single-handedly?
[20:14] Sosuke
Um, yeah.
[20:15] Officer
Mind coming down to the station?
[20:17] Sosuke
Okay...
[20:19] Sosuke
I'm home.
[20:19] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[20:21] Sara
That took a while.
[20:22] Sosuke
The police asked me all kinds of questions.
[20:25] Sosuke
Now, here's our dinner tonight.
[20:25] Sign
Half Off
CHEAP
[20:25] Sign
Hidagyu
[20:27] Sosuke
The high-end beef that Gifu is
so proud of... the great Hidagyu!
[20:31] Sara
With an unmistakable half-off sticker...
[20:37] Sosuke
Make sure you savor every bite.
[20:38] Sara
Indeed.
[20:39] Both
Let's eat!
[20:47] Sosuke
Man, Hidagyu is truly
the best in the universe.
[20:51] Sara
Wha...
[20:52] Sara
Wh-Wh-What ish this?!
[20:55] Sara
It's so absolutely delicious!
[21:03] Sosuke
There's plenty more where
that came from, so eat up.
[21:04] Sign
Half Off
CHEAP
[21:11] Sosuke
Sara.
[21:11] Sara
Hmm?
[21:12] Sosuke
You really helped me out today.
[21:14] Sara
Indeed, you should be grateful.
[21:17] Sosuke
I am, but don't do anything
like that on your own again.
[21:20] Sara
Hmm?
[21:21] Sosuke
This wound up not being an infidelity case,
[21:24] Sosuke
but kids shouldn't be involved
in detective work like this.
[21:28] Sara
Truly, I understand that you're
saying so for my sake.
[21:34] Sara
But I refuse!
[21:35] Sosuke
Why?
[21:36] Sara
Before you worry about what kind of morals
I learn, why not worry about my diet?
[21:42] Sosuke
Huh?
[21:42] Sara
That affects me greatly, as I'm still growing!
[21:47] Sara
To that end, I'll continue helping
you with work for my own sake.
[21:51] Sara
No complaining allowed.
[22:03] Sosuke
Yeah, okay.
[22:05] Sosuke
I'm counting on you, partner.
[22:07] Sign
#Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
[22:07] Sara
Indeed!
[23:42] Livia
Hup... There we go.
[23:45] Livia
Whew.
[23:46] Livia
Collecting cans can be quite intense.
Wouldn't you say so, Suzuki-dono?
[23:50] Suzuki
You've definitely got this
homeless thing down.
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
This is my attendant, Livia.
[23:58] Sosuke
Wait, does that mean she's
from another world too?
[24:00] Sara
Considering how the story was going,
I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
[24:04] Livia
Well, anyway... I will continue
protecting you in this world as well.
E2 - Homeless Lady Knight
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[00:04] Suzuki
Livia-san, you really are a natural
at this homeless thing.
[00:09] Livia
Yes. I've learned all the roads around here.
[00:12] Livia
Starting tomorrow, I think I can
gather cans even more efficiently.
[00:16] Suzuki
I guess I'll try a little
harder tomorrow, too.
[00:21] Livia
I won't be beat, Suzuki-dono!
[00:24] Livia
No, wait!
[00:25] Livia
What am I even doing?!
[00:28] Livia
Why am I becoming obsessed
with collecting empty cans?!
[00:31] Livia
At this rate, I won't have any
time to find the princess...
[00:35] Suzuki
Princess?
[00:37] Livia
Er, no, it's just...
There's someone I must locate.
[00:42] Suzuki
Any idea where they are?
[00:47] Livia
No, not at all.
[00:49] Livia
Though I believe it's somewhere in this city.
[00:52] Suzuki
In that case, you're going to have
to ask around or hire a detective.
[00:58] Livia
A detective?
[00:59] Suzuki
They're basically pros at finding people.
[01:02] Suzuki
Of course, you'll need money to hire one.
[01:05] Livia
I see...
[01:07] Livia
Then I must save up some money forthwith!
[02:42] Sign
#HomelessLadyKnight
[02:49] Livia
Have you by chance seen this person?
[02:54] High School Girls
Nope!
[02:58] Suzuki
I did some research, and it costs
about this much to find someone.
[03:03] Suzuki
If you have no clue where they are,
[03:05] Suzuki
the search gets tricky
and the price skyrockets.
[03:08] Livia
Wha—?!
[03:09] Livia
Th-Then, at this rate...
[03:13] Livia
I wonder how many more months it'll take.
[03:15] Suzuki
With a smartphone or bank account,
[03:17] Suzuki
there are more efficient ways to make money.
[03:20] Suzuki
But you need a permanent address
and ID for those.
[03:23] Livia
A permanent address?
I definitely don't have that...
[03:27] Suzuki
You could go to City Hall and have them
get you into a halfway house, but...
[03:32] Suzuki
In your case, you might end up detained
for entering the country illegally.
[03:37] Livia
Then I guess I'm out of luck.
[03:40] Suzuki
Pretty much.
[03:42] Livia
Still, even if I can't make use of such
services, couldn't you, Suzuki-dono?
[03:47] Suzuki
Well, as for me,
I still have a certificate of residence,
[03:51] Suzuki
so if I did the paperwork, I probably could.
[03:53] Livia
So why don't you?
[03:55] Livia
You seem rather knowledgeable, Suzuki-dono.
[03:59] Livia
I do beg your pardon, but it's rather
strange for you to be living like this.
[04:04] Suzuki
All kinds of folks end up homeless.
[04:07] Suzuki
Though, in my case, I'm just a loser.
[04:15] Takeo
Hey, you.
[04:17] Takeo
You're the homeless chick I've been
hearing about lately, aren't you?
[04:22] Livia
You've been... hearing about me?
[04:25] Sign
Takeo
[04:25] Takeo
Yup, the hot foreigner with silver hair
[04:27] Takeo
who's been carrying around
a stupid amount of cans.
[04:31] Takeo
The other homeless guys were complaining
[04:33] Takeo
that some newbie's
eating into their earnings.
[04:37] Livia
I do apologize for that.
[04:39] Livia
But I must make money posthaste.
[04:43] Takeo
I figured as much! I actually have a job
where you can earn some cash quick.
[04:49] Takeo
Wanna give it a try?
[04:50] Livia
Really?!
[04:52] Livia
Such a job exists?
[04:54] Takeo
All you've gotta do is sit
with people and drink booze.
[04:58] Takeo
We even have employee dorms!
[05:00] Livia
That's wonderful! Consider me in!
[05:02] Suzuki
Don't do it. I don't think you're
cut out for that kind of work.
[05:07] Livia
Suzuki-dono?
[05:08] Takeo
What's your problem, old man?
You with her or something?
[05:11] Suzuki
Not exactly.
[05:13] Takeo
Then could you kindly butt out?
[05:17] Suzuki
You're right.
[05:19] Livia
Suzuki-dono...
[05:22] Manager
Have you ever worked at a sexy cabaret club?
[05:26] Livia
A sexy what?
[05:27] Livia
I do not have any experience,
[05:29] Livia
but I know how to conduct myself
at watering holes.
[05:32] Manager
Watering holes? That's a great way to put it.
[05:36] Manager
Let's have you start today.
[05:40] Livia
Yes, sir!
[05:41] Sign
Homeless
[05:42] Sign
Hostess
[05:44] Manager
This is Puriketsu-san.
[05:46] Puriketsu
Hiya, I'm Puriketsu. Totes nice to meet you.
[05:48] Manager
Make sure you teach our newbie
everything she needs to know.
[05:52] Sign
Hostess
[05:52] Sign
Puriketsu
[05:55] Livia
My name is Livia.
I appreciate your guidance, Puriketsu-dono.
[05:59] Puriketsu
Hey, your Japanese is really good, Livia-chan!
[06:03] Puriketsu
First, we'll have to find you an outfit...
[06:07] Puriketsu
Actually, before that,
you need a shower. You sorta smell.
[06:12] Livia
I mean, I have been washing off
the sweat in the river daily...
[06:16] Puriketsu
In the river?!
[06:18] Livia
Well, I was homeless up until a moment ago.
[06:21] Puriketsu
You were homeless?
[06:23] Puriketsu
That must've been rough!
[06:31] Sign
Thank you for everything
[06:36] Puriketsu
I thought these would look best on you.
[06:39] Livia
I'll be wearing one of those?
[06:41] Puriketsu
Feel free to pick whichever.
[06:51] Black Suit
Table 5's asking for you, Puriketsu-san.
[06:54] Puriketsu
Roger! You're coming with, Livia-chan.
[06:58] Livia
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[07:03] Livia
What exactly... is this?
[07:07] Livia
Could this place be...
[07:09] Livia
some lecherous establishment?
[07:12] Puriketsu
Thanks for choosing me again, Mr. President.
[07:16] Kusanagi
I wanted to see you so badly
that I came back today.
[07:20] Kusanagi
By the way, who's this?
[07:22] Puriketsu
This is our newbie, Livia-chan.
[07:24] Kusanagi
Oho! Well, ain't she a cutie?
[07:28] Puriketsu
Come on, Livia-chan.
Have a seat next to the president.
[07:32] Livia
O-Of course.
[07:33] Kusanagi
Oh? I love how innocent you seem.
[07:36] Kusanagi
Maybe I'll give you a little
reward to welcome you.
[07:39] Livia
Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
How dare you?!
[07:42] Kusanagi
Wow, you've really got the
lady knight act down.
[07:46] Livia
To think that I couldn't even react...
[07:49] Livia
This man is no ordinary foe.
[07:52] Livia
W-Wait, are these...
[07:55] Livia
T-Ten thousand yen bills?!
[07:56] Livia
I've never seen these before!
[07:59] Kusanagi
You're pretty funny, kid.
[08:01] Puriketsu
Mr. President!
[08:03] Puriketsu
No fair giving Livia-chan all the attention.
[08:05] Kusanagi
Oh, fine.
[08:07] Kusanagi
Here, here. Plenty more
where that came from! Kidding!
[08:09] Puriketsu
That tickles, Mr. President! Oh, you...
[08:09] Livia
D-Does that mean I'm to let
this man grope my chest?
[08:15] Livia
Still... this is far easier than running
all around the city to earn spare change.
[08:20] Livia
It won't take long to earn what I need.
[08:23] Livia
B-But this is just...
[08:26] Police Officer
All right, no one move!
[08:29] Police Officer
Police!
[08:31] Livia
The police?
[08:32] Puriketsu
Man, it's gotta suck having to deal
with a raid on your first day, Livia-chan.
[08:37] Hostess A
Well, there were rumors about this place
doing some illegal business, so...
[08:41] Livia
Pardon me, but what's going
to happen to us now?
[08:45] Hostess B
They'll probably just question
us for a bit, but that's it.
[08:49] Livia
Questioning?
[08:53] Livia
I'm terribly sorry, but I will be fleeing.
[08:57] Livia
Puriketsu-dono, I thank you for everything.
[08:59] Puriketsu
Huh? Wait, Livia-chan.
We're on the fifth floor.
[09:03] Livia
It's all right. That won't be a problem!
[09:06] Puriketsu
Livia-chan!
[09:19] Livia
This is quite embarrassing,
but I have returned.
[09:22] Livia
Would you mind letting me stay here again?
[09:25] Suzuki
I told you before. I'm in no
position to be calling the shots.
[09:30] Livia
You have my thanks.
[09:34] Suzuki
I went to the library this afternoon
and did a bit of research online.
[09:38] Suzuki
Apparently, there's a detective agency in town
[09:40] Suzuki
that takes jobs
for a retainer fee of 30,000 yen.
[09:43] Livia
Is there really?!
[09:45] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:45] Sign
RAICHO
[09:50] Sara
Coming!
[09:51] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:56] Sara
Hmm?
[09:57] Livia
P-Princess...
[10:00] Sara
Ah, it's you, Livia—
[10:02] Livia
Princess!
[10:04] Livia
Thank goodness you're safe!
[10:05] Sara
So, you're alive as well.
[10:08] Livia
Of course! But whatever are
you doing here, Princess?
[10:11] Sara
I'm working at this detective agency.
[10:15] Livia
My word!
[10:16] Sara
What have you been up to?
[10:19] Livia
I've...
[10:23] Livia
been homeless.
[10:26] Sara
My word.
[10:27] Sosuke
Sara, who the heck are you talking to?
[10:30] Sara
Ah, Sosuke. This is my attendant, Livia.
[10:34] Sosuke
Your attendant? Wait, does that mean
she's from another world too?
[10:38] Sara
Considering how the story was going,
I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
[10:43] Livia
You thought I had perished?!
[10:46] Livia
Well, anyway... I will continue
protecting you in this world as well.
[10:50] Sara
Hmm... Well, it's rather peaceful here.
[10:53] Livia
Even so, it is my duty
to protect you, Princess!
[10:57] Sosuke
Huh? Wait, so you're crashing here too?
[11:00] Livia
But of course! I cannot
leave my princess's side.
[11:04] Sosuke
You can't be serious!
This place is cramped enough as is!
[11:08] Sara
To be honest, I don't know
about leaving my retainer homeless...
[11:12] Sosuke
What? You're homeless?
[11:17] Sara
Say, Sosuke.
[11:19] Sara
Why don't you hire Livia as well?
[11:22] Sosuke
Uh, I don't have that kind of money.
[11:25] Livia
If you will allow me to live here,
I do not require any pay!
[11:29] Livia
I humbly request that you employ me.
[11:32] Sara
Take her in!
[11:37] Sosuke
All right, fine.
[11:38] Sign
Homeless
[11:40] Sign
Detective's Assistant
[11:42] Livia
And so...
[11:44] Livia
Suzuki-dono, you have my thanks
for all you've done for me.
[11:49] Suzuki
You don't need to thank me.
[11:51] Suzuki
I, uh... had some fun meeting you, too.
[11:55] Livia
Suzuki-dono.
[11:57] Livia
I do not know why you are homeless,
[12:01] Livia
but if you still have a place to return to...
[12:03] Livia
I believe you should.
[12:07] Suzuki
I'd like to tell you to
mind your own business,
[12:11] Suzuki
but a lady knight
from another world saying that
[12:13] Suzuki
really makes it hit home.
[12:16] Livia
It does, doesn't it?
Now then, please take care.
[12:27] Editor
Hello, this is GF Bunko's
editorial department.
[12:30] Suzuki
It's been a while. This is Suzukiri.
[12:32] Editor
Huh?! Suzukiri-san?!
Where are you right now?!
[12:36] Suzuki
In Gifu.
[12:38] Suzuki
I figured I'd struggle a little longer
while I still had a place to return to.
[12:39] Sign
Author
[12:39] Sign
Suzukiri
[12:43] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:43] Sign
RAICHO
[12:43] Sign
A few days later
[12:44] Sosuke
I hate to say this...
[12:46] Sosuke
But you're getting the chop.
[12:48] Livia
Axed?!
[12:48] Sign
#HomelessLadyKnightAfter
[12:49] Livia
You're going to behead me?!
[12:50] Sosuke
No! I'm saying that you
no longer work here.
[12:55] Livia
But why? What could I have possibly done?
[12:59] Sosuke
You can't be serious.
[13:02] Sosuke
You stand out like
a sore thumb when shadowing,
[13:04] Sosuke
and you suck at memorizing targets' faces.
[13:07] Sosuke
And not only can you not do office work,
[13:09] Sosuke
you broke the laptop and lost files.
[13:12] Sosuke
I'll be honest.
You aren't made for this line of work.
[13:17] Sara
Well, everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
[13:20] Sosuke
So, yeah, just give it up.
[13:23] Sosuke
I'll help you find work
and a place to stay, though.
[13:26] Livia
That is not necessary.
[13:28] Sosuke
What?
[13:29] Livia
I have my pride!
[13:31] Livia
My princess is here working, so I cannot
be content with being a freeloader.
[13:37] Sosuke
What will you do, then?
[13:39] Livia
I shall find a job and a home on my own.
[13:44] Livia
So until I do, Sosuke-dono,
[13:46] Livia
I leave the princess in your care.
[13:53] Sosuke
She gonna be okay?
[13:55] Sara
Well, I'm pretty sure she won't die.
[13:59] Sign
Detective's Assistant
[14:01] Sign
Homeless
[14:04] Sign
#FirstJob
[14:07] Sign
Tateyama
[14:08] Tateyama
I've been waiting for you, Kaburaya-sama.
[14:10] Tateyama
And who might this be?
[14:12] Sosuke
She's sort of like my assistant.
[14:14] Tateyama
I see.
[14:16] Sara
Indeed, you've got exquisite taste.
[14:21] Brenda
You flatter me, you precious little thing.
[14:25] Sosuke
This is Brenda Aisaki-san, a lawyer.
[14:28] Sosuke
She's our client this time
and one of my regulars.
[14:31] Sara
My word! But she's still a child!
[14:34] Brenda
There is no age restriction
on the bar examination,
[14:37] Brenda
so it's theoretically possible
for a child to become a lawyer.
[14:41] Sosuke
Be that as it may,
that's not the case for you.
[14:44] Sosuke
Despite how she looks,
she's actually older than me.
[14:47] Sign
Lawyer
[14:47] Sign
Brenda Aisaki
[14:48] Sara
What?!
[14:50] Sara
To think the Black Organization truly exists!
[14:52] Sosuke
No one drugged her and turned her into a kid!
[14:55] Brenda
So, Sosuke-kun, who might this be?
[14:59] Brenda
Ah, you've finally succumbed to circumstance
and resorted to kidnapping.
[15:03] Brenda
I'll introduce you to a good lawyer,
so you should turn yourself in.
[15:05] Sosuke
Of course I didn't kidnap her!
[15:07] Sosuke
Besides, you're a lawyer!
[15:10] Brenda
You so faithfully have a retort
for all my jokes. I love that about you.
[15:15] Sara
Don't you just?
[15:19] Sosuke
This is Sara. She's an
exchange student from Sweden.
[15:23] Sosuke
She was staying at my friend's place,
but it burned down in a fire.
[15:27] Sara
Moreover, my parents are
on a trip around the world,
[15:32] Sara
so I've decided to stay
at Sosuke's place for a while.
[15:36] Brenda
Oh my. That must have been hard.
[15:38] Sara
'Tis nothing. Unforeseen disaster
only serves to spice up one's journey.
[15:42] Brenda
You know, you speak in a rather unique way.
[15:45] Sosuke
Well, she did learn Japanese
through anime and manga.
[15:49] Brenda
Ah. What series do you like?
[15:51] Sara
Detective Conan!
[15:54] Brenda
I can't say that I recall anyone
in that manga talking like you...
[15:57] Sosuke
Well, she's been influenced
by way more than just Conan.
[16:01] Sosuke
Anyway, she's gonna be helping me
out with work, so be nice to her.
[16:06] Brenda
She's going to be doing detective work?
[16:08] Sara
Indeed! I'm working hard to become
a great detective like Conan-kun.
[16:14] Brenda
Are you serious right now?
[16:15] Sosuke
Despite appearances,
she's got a real knack for sleuthing.
[16:20] Brenda
Well, I guess if you're okay
with it, Sosuke-kun...
[16:23] Sosuke
So, what's the job this time?
[16:27] Brenda
The same as usual.
[16:28] Brenda
I need some digging done
for divorce proceedings.
[16:31] Brenda
The investigation period will
be a week starting tomorrow.
[16:34] Brenda
The target is Yuki Shimomura,
a 34-year-old housewife.
[16:35] Sign
Name: Yuki Shimomura
[16:35] Sign
Age: 34 y/o
[16:35] Sign
Occupation: Housewife
[16:39] Brenda
The client is her husband, Kazuya
Shimomura, a 35-year-old office worker.
[16:40] Sign
Kazuya Shimomura
[16:44] Brenda
He wants a divorce, but his wife refuses,
[16:47] Brenda
so he's planning to take it to family court.
[16:50] Brenda
The reason is apparently personal differences.
[16:53] Sara
This is quite exciting, isn't it?!
[16:56] Sosuke
Say, you have a spell that can
make you invisible, right?
[16:59] Sosuke
Is there a way to stay invisible for a while?
[17:02] Sara
Oh, that?
[17:04] Sara
Behold.
[17:06] Sosuke
Oh god, that's creepy!
[17:07] Sara
Shut your mouth! Who are you calling creepy?!
[17:10] Sosuke
Er, my bad. It's actually pretty incredible.
[17:14] Sosuke
Can you make your whole body disappear?
[17:17] Sara
I can, but there's a glaring problem.
[17:20] Sosuke
Like what?
[17:20] Sara
This spell essentially just bends
the light around your whole body
[17:25] Sara
so that you can't be seen from the outside,
but I also can't see from inside.
[17:30] Sara
And if I leave just my face so I can see...
[17:33] Sosuke
Yikes!
[17:33] Sara
Rawr! I'm a scary ghost!
[17:36] Sosuke
Why's a ghost rawring at me?!
[17:38] Sosuke
Seriously, that's super creepy!
[17:40] Sara
Also, I get really tired if
I use my magic too long.
[17:45] Sara
Hey, there's our mark!
[17:46] Sign
Shimomura
[17:46] Sign
Mark = Investigation Target
[17:51] Sosuke
All right, let's follow her.
[18:00] Sosuke
Well, unsurprisingly, she's just shopping.
[18:04] Sara
I'm so bored!
[18:06] Sosuke
That's because stakeouts are boring.
[18:08] Sosuke
You can nap, you know?
[18:10] Sosuke
No, I'll do my best. I'm genuinely trying
to be a great detective, after all.
[18:15] Sosuke
I see.
[18:17] Sara
What's the matter?
[18:19] Sosuke
That's the landscaper.
[18:22] Sosuke
Apparently, our mark
is obsessed with gardening
[18:24] Sosuke
and has a landscaper come by regularly.
[18:27] Sara
Well, they do have some
big trees in their yard.
[18:38] Sara
How could I? How many days has it been?!
[18:41] Sosuke
Like it's been that long.
You were only out an hour.
[18:45] Sara
So, have there been any new developments?
[18:48] Sosuke
Absolutely squat.
[18:49] Sara
I see...
[18:51] Sara
I guess the landscaper is still here, too.
[18:54] Sosuke
Yeah.
[18:55] Sosuke
No, wait.
[18:56] Sara
What is it?
[18:57] Sosuke
It's been an hour,
but nothing's going on in the yard...
[19:02] Sosuke
I haven't seen the landscaper
over the fence either.
[19:05] Sara
I'm sure he does more than just pruning.
[19:08] Sosuke
He went inside with a ladder.
[19:11] Sosuke
If he needs one,
[19:13] Sosuke
I figured he'd be pruning that
tree right along the fence there.
[19:17] Sara
So, something concerns you?
[19:19] Sosuke
Pretty much, yeah.
[19:21] Sara
That might be your detective's intuition.
[19:25] Sosuke
Maybe. If only we could see the lawn...
[19:28] Sara
You just need a look inside, right?
[19:45] Sosuke
Hey, your face is bright red.
[19:48] Sara
W-Well...
[19:51] Sara
The landscaper was using Cold Breath
[19:54] Sara
against the young madame's
Beast King Redemption Blast...
[19:57] Sosuke
Th-This is a lot...
[20:00] Brenda
This is...
[20:04] Sosuke
The guy is Kohei Wakabayashi
from Satonaka Landscaping.
[20:07] Sosuke
Not sure on the kanji.
[20:09] Brenda
This is plenty. I'll pay you
for the whole week and a little extra.
[20:14] Sosuke
That's great!
[20:16] Brenda
By the way, how did you
even get this picture?
[20:20] Brenda
It's taken from pretty high up.
[20:24] Sosuke
Uh...
[20:25] Sosuke
I used a drone.
[20:27] Brenda
Huh.
[20:29] Sara
So, you've known that lawyer
for quite some time?
[20:32] Sosuke
Yeah, about three years or so now.
[20:36] Brenda
Do lawyers use detectives often?
[20:39] Sosuke
Well, yeah.
[20:41] Sosuke
Following people and stakeouts
can be against the law,
[20:44] Sosuke
but private detectives are allowed to do so.
[20:48] Sara
I see.
[20:49] Sosuke
On the flip side, lawyers have access
to personal information that detectives
[20:53] Sosuke
can have a hard time getting
their hands on.
[20:55] Sara
So it's a bit of give and take.
[20:58] Brenda
I don't like this.
[21:00] Tateyama
Are you jealous of a child?
[21:03] Brenda
What are you talking about?
[21:05] Brenda
All I mean is that with a child around,
[21:07] Brenda
it's harder to ask Sosuke-kun
to do dirty work!
[21:13] Sign
Hidagyu
[21:13] Sosuke
We just got a week's pay in a day.
[21:17] Sosuke
It's a special occasion.
[21:19] Sara
This isn't half price or even 10 percent off!
[21:24] Sara
By the way, Sosuke,
are you not getting married?
[21:29] Sosuke
Heck no.
[21:30] Sosuke
Where'd that come from?
[21:32] Sara
Is it because you're broke?
[21:33] Sosuke
I'm broke and I've got no one to marry.
[21:36] Sosuke
Not to mention, when you do this job,
[21:38] Sosuke
you see lots of stuff you never want to.
[21:41] Sosuke
I gave up on any aspirations of
love or marriage a long time ago.
[21:46] Sara
Ah, so that's why you didn't react
[21:49] Sara
when you saw Livia's totally fap-worthy body.
[21:52] Sosuke
Don't let the internet
poison your mind too much.
[21:55] Sara
Oh, my bad. I just couldn't help myself
from using internet slang like fap-worthy.
[22:00] Sara
I am no nerd, lololol.
[22:05] Sara
Anyway, I suppose this means I won't be thrown
out for getting in the way of your love life.
[22:10] Sosuke
You were actually worried about that?
[22:12] Sara
Indeed. I don't want to make you
or your loved ones invalids, after all.
[22:18] Sosuke
I guess you're still on about
erasing my memories once you leave.
[22:22] Sara
But of course.
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Livia
What is this "clan" you speak of?
[23:57] Saito
We sell goods that enrich people's lives.
[24:02] Sosuke
It's fraud dealing with the supernatural.
[24:04] Sosuke
If you naively follow them, you'll fall for
their mind control and become one of them.
E3 - The Homeless Gourmet
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[01:32] Sign
#TheHomelessGourmet
[01:34] Livia
Suzuki-dono...
[01:36] Livia
I guess you've returned
to where you belong.
[01:41] Livia
Please take care.
[01:42] Livia
I will try to survive on my own.
[01:48] Livia
Now then, I'll need to procure some food.
[01:53] Livia
If I remember correctly,
the fish in this river...
[01:56] (Flashback) Suzuki
In order to fish in the Nagara River,
you need to buy a fishing permit.
[02:03] Livia
To think there's perfectly delicious food
swimming right in front of me
[02:07] Livia
and all I can do is look at it...
[02:12] Livia
I'm quite hungry.
[02:15] Livia
A grasshopper?
[02:18] Livia
No, no, hold it right there!
[02:21] Livia
That's a bug.
[02:23] Livia
How could I, a proud noble
of the empire, consume a bug?!
[02:27] Livia
When I didn't resort to such a thing
even when our country was destroyed?!
[02:41] Livia
Grasshoppers are good!
[02:43] Livia
How can they be so delicious?
[02:47] Livia
Grasshoppers are scrumptious!
[02:49] Livia
I hate that they're so delectable!
[02:55] Livia
Good morning, Murata-dono.
[02:57] Murata
Oh, heya.
[02:58] Sign
Murata
[02:58] Murata
Where's Suzuki-san today?
[03:01] Livia
Suzuki-dono has returned
to where he belongs.
[03:04] Murata
Hey, that's great. But are you
going to be all right by your lonesome?
[03:09] Livia
Yes, I'm somehow managing on my own.
[03:12] Murata
I see. We all gather around
here in the evenings,
[03:16] Murata
so swing by if you feel like it.
[03:19] Murata
You can at least kill some time.
[03:21] Livia
Sure. Thanks for looking out for me.
[03:28] Man
Seriously?
[03:29] Man
What? I've never heard of them.
[03:32] Man
Come on, now.
[03:34] Livia
I decided to take you up on your invitation.
[03:39] Livia
If you'd like... please,
help yourselves to this.
[03:42] Murata
Wow, grasshopper tempura?
[03:45] Murata
Did you make that?
[03:46] Livia
Yes.
[03:47] Kurinohara
Man, these go great with some sake!
[03:51] Kurinohara
Let's break out the special stuff!
[03:52] Sign
Kukkoro
[03:53] Murata
You sure are generous, Kurinohara-san!
[03:57] Kurinohara
I won big in pachinko.
[04:00] Livia
What is this "pachinko"?
[04:03] Kurinohara
Oh? You interested, lass?
[04:06] Kurinohara
You see, pachinko is...
[04:08] Kurinohara
You feel like a king when you win!
[04:14] Livia
How delicious!
[04:16] Murata
Look at you.
[04:18] Kurinohara
Way to go, lass!
[04:21] Sosuke
I was worried, but it looks
like she's having fun.
[04:33] Livia
The rice in this world is truly delicious.
[04:36] Saito
Hello.
[04:39] Livia
Hello there.
[04:40] Saito
Oh, so you can speak Japanese!
[04:43] Saito
Do you like the food?
[04:45] Livia
Yes. It's rather tasty.
[04:47] Saito
That's great!
[04:47] Sign
Saito
[04:47] Sign
Aoki
[04:49] Saito
Say, would you care to chat with us for a bit?
[04:53] Livia
I certainly wouldn't mind.
[04:56] Saito
Miss, you seem rather young.
[04:59] Saito
You must have been through quite an ordeal.
[05:02] Livia
Huh? Er, yes, you could say that.
[05:06] Saito
Are you struggling with anything
in your everyday life?
[05:09] Livia
Oh, no, not really.
[05:12] Saito
Listen, just so you know,
you don't need to hold back with us.
[05:16] Aoki
That's right. You can tell us everything.
[05:19] Livia
Hmm... Well, if anything, I guess there's
the fact that I can't find a job.
[05:24] Livia
I haven't been able to sign a lease
or open a bank account.
[05:28] Livia
And I don't have a family register,
so I can't really solve all of that.
[05:31] Saito and Aoki
You're definitely struggling!
[05:34] Livia
Well, I was planning on figuring
it all out eventually,
[05:38] Livia
but taking it easy here for a bit
isn't so bad.
[05:42] Saito
T-Taking it easy?
[05:43] Aoki
You're so positive.
[05:46] Saito
I know.
[05:47] Saito
Why don't you come see what our clan is like?
[05:51] Livia
What is this "clan" you speak of?
[05:53] Saito
I'm talking about our group,
the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[05:58] Saito
In order to create a world where everyone
can be happy, we feed the needy,
[06:03] Saito
do volunteer work, and sell
goods that enrich people's lives.
[06:08] Livia
Ah, what a wonderful organization.
[06:10] Aoki
It is!
[06:12] Saito
My life has changed so much
since I discovered the clan.
[06:17] Saito
If you become a clan member,
you can live in our clan home too.
[06:21] Livia
Oh! Then would it be all right
if I came and had a look?
[06:25] Saito and Aoki
Of course!
[06:28] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[06:28] Sign
RAICHO
[06:29] Sign
#TheSaviorLadyKnight
[06:29] Young saleswoman
And just for you today, we're willing to sell
this statue at a special low price.
[06:35] Sosuke
Yeah, I'm good. Please leave.
[06:38] Young saleswoman
Oh, don't say that!
[06:39] Young saleswoman
With this, your luck will skyrocket
and you can kiss your meager life goodbye!
[06:44] Sosuke
Mind your damn business!
[06:45] Young saleswoman
Ah, at least let us pray for you!
[06:48] Suzuki
Shut up!
[06:54] Sara
What were they trying to sell?
[06:56] Sosuke
Some statue that purges evil spirits
[06:59] Sosuke
and brings the house good luck, apparently.
[07:02] Sara
That is precisely what we need most!
[07:05] Sara
Chase them down at once and purchase it!
[07:07] Sosuke
Chill. Like anything like that
is real in this world.
[07:12] Sara
What?
[07:13] Sosuke
It's supernatural-related fraud.
[07:15] Sosuke
They hawk bogus wares.
[07:18] Sara
My word! And this is acceptable here?
[07:22] Sosuke
If the person selling the stuff is aware
that it has absolutely no power or benefit,
[07:28] Sosuke
it could be considered fraud or extortion.
[07:31] Sosuke
But those people genuinely seemed
to believe what they were saying.
[07:34] Sosuke
They're still young, so maybe they got
dragged into some fake club in college.
[07:39] Sara
A fake club?
[07:42] Sosuke
Religious or political organizations
sometimes pretend to be normal groups
[07:47] Sosuke
to lure in students.
[07:49] Sosuke
If you follow blindly, you end up under
their mind control and become one of them.
[07:54] Sara
And how do they accomplish that?
[07:56] Sosuke
The most famous method is subliminal stimuli.
[08:00] Sosuke
It affects people's subconscious
[08:02] Sosuke
with visuals and sounds you don't perceive.
[08:05] Sosuke
Though it's unclear
if it's just a bunch of hogwash.
[08:10] Sosuke
Honestly, the most common way is to
approach and convince people directly.
[08:13] Sara
That sounds surprisingly... proper.
[08:17] Sosuke
No matter how absurd something might be,
[08:19] Sosuke
if a true believer espouses it
with all their heart...
[08:23] Sosuke
you're surprisingly likely to buy in.
[08:27] Sosuke
But it's not like you're going to learn the
secret of some unknown world from a stranger.
[08:38] Saito
This is our home.
[08:41] Saito
We even have a gymnasium.
[08:43] Saito
Would you like to play a
little game of basketball?
[08:45] Livia
Basketball?
[08:47] Saito
We'd like to rent the basketball
court for an hour.
[08:51] Livia
Saito-dono, what are these?
[08:54] Saito
They're hill bills,
the currency the clan uses.
[08:56] Saito
You earn them by contributing to the clan.
[08:59] Sign
Bathrooms
[08:59] Livia
You can't use standard Japanese currency?
[09:02] Saito
Here at home, you can only use hill bills.
[09:05] Sign
Gymnasium Sign-Up Form
[09:05] Sign
Name
[09:05] Saito
You can convert Japanese yen
to hill bills, though.
[09:09] Livia
What about hill bills into yen?
[09:11] Saito
Oh, there's no need.
[09:13] Saito
The system is designed to make you want to work for the good of society
[09:16] Saito
instead of for money!
[09:19] Livia
I see...
[09:24] Livia
Hmm...
[09:26] Saito
Livia-san! Over here!
[09:29] Livia
Like this?
[09:30] Saito
Perfect!
[09:36] Livia
Ooh, that was brilliant, Saito-dono!
[09:40] Saito
To be honest, I trained to go pro.
[09:43] Livia
Oh, I see!
[09:45] Saito
But that dream was shattered
when I got injured.
[09:48] Livia
I'm very sorry to hear that.
[09:50] Saito
Oh, it's fine. Right now, I'm living a
fulfilling life thanks to the clan.
[09:57] Livia
Whoops!
[10:02] Livia
There!
[10:05] Clan member B
Seriously?
[10:06] Clan member A
Is she really a beginner?
[10:09] Saito
Next, let's switch up teams.
[10:11] Saito
Livia-san, you'll have to deal with me now.
[10:14] Livia
I am up for the challenge!
[10:20] Livia
My word!
[10:23] Livia
You are a worthy opponent.
[10:24] Aoki
Saito-kun! You're being a bit childish!
[10:27] Saito
Sorry, I got kind of carried away.
[10:31] Saito
It's only a game, so let's all have fun.
[10:35] Saito
Oh, no. You needn't hold back with me.
[10:39] Saito
Failing all else,
I will give it my all as well.
[10:43] Saito
Huh?
[10:46] Saito
Huh?!
[10:47] Livia
If I remember correctly, you can take two
steps while holding the ball, correct?
[10:57] Aoki
Wait, what?!
[10:59] Clan member B
Seriously...?
[11:01] Livia
I-Is it perhaps against the rules to put the
ball into the hoop while holding it?
[11:06] Clan member B
H-Holy crap! What the heck was that dunk?!
[11:09] Clan member A
Didn't she just jump crazy far?
[11:11] Clan member C
She didn't even have a running start!
Not even a pro could do that!
[11:15] Livia
E-Er, well, you see, I happen to, uh...
practice Chinese martial arts.
[11:21] Member
Seriously?
[11:22] Saito
Livia-san!
[11:24] Saito
I'm sorry for faking you out so many
times when you're just a beginner.
[11:28] Saito
And to think I wanted to go pro.
It's laughable, honestly.
[11:31] Livia
Why is there any need for modesty?
[11:34] Livia
I'm quite impressed with your
fighting spirit, Saito-dono.
[11:37] Saito
Fighting spirit? This all just
means I still have a ways to go.
[11:41] Saito
Oh, that's right! The master
is giving a lecture tonight.
[11:45] Saito
You should join us, Livia-san.
[11:47] Livia
The master?
[11:49] Saito
The head of our clan, Noa Minakami-sama!
[11:53] Saito
I'm sure that if you hear Noa-sama speak,
you'll find your purpose in life!
[11:57] Livia
Is this person that magnificent?
[12:00] Saito
But of course!
[12:02] Saito
Noa-sama was born and raised deep within
Tibet and gained divine powers!
[12:07] Livia
Divine powers?
[12:09] Aoki
She can heal wounds and illnesses,
[12:13] Aoki
drive away disasters, and bring happiness!
[12:15] Livia
My word! You mean magic actually
exists in this world?
[12:18] Aoki and Saito
Huh?
[12:19] Livia
Oh, er, nothing.
[12:20] Livia
Please, allow me to join you!
[12:26] Kenji
My name is Kenji. I'm a totally
normal college student.
[12:41] Kenji
Hey, we work at the same place.
[12:43] Saki
My name is Saki.
[12:45] Kenji
Saki-chan! Please go out with me!
[12:48] Saki
I'll totes go out with you!
[12:50] Kenji
Saki-chan!
[12:52] Livia
What a shocking turn of events!
[12:55] Livia
What's going to happen
to Kenji and Saki now?
[12:59] Doctor
Unfortunately, the chances of her regaining
consciousness are extremely low.
[13:05] Kenji
Saki-chan...
[13:07] Livia
I have to wonder, though...
[13:09] Livia
Why do this mysterious woman and
these words appear every so often?
[13:16] Livia
Hrm, it's a bit of an annoyance,
but I suppose I'll ignore it.
[13:23] Kenji
There's no meaning to my
life without Saki-chan...
[13:27] Akira
Hey, Kenji! You should do
some volunteer work with me!
[13:31] Kenji
You're Akira, my friend from college!
[13:34] Kenji
You do volunteer work?
[13:37] Akira
Yup!
[13:38] Akira
Along with my friends and family
at the World's Branch Hill Clan!
[13:43] Noa
Kenji-san, I am the master
of our clan, Noa Minakami.
[13:48] Noa
I need your strength in
order to save this world!
[14:01] Kenji
Wh-What is this?!
[14:04] Noa
Our world is being devoured
by an evil force.
[14:09] Kenji
I had no idea!
[14:11] Livia
Another surprising development!
[14:13] Livia
But that voice really is obnoxious...
[14:14] Noa
Everything will be okay if
you believe in the clan.
[14:18] Noa
Give your money to the clan.
[14:24] Monster
You will stand in the way of evil no longer!
[14:26] Kenji
Everyone! We need to work together!
[14:29] All
Yeah!
[14:30] Noa
Believe in God's love.
This world is overflowing with hope.
[14:45] Kenji
Saki-chan!
[14:48] Saki
Kenji-kun!
[14:49] Noa
When evil blossoms within people's hearts,
[14:52] Noa
darkness will fall upon
this world once again.
[14:56] Noa
Our battle has only just begun.
[15:00] Kenji
Noa-sama...
[15:01] Kenji
As members of the clan,
[15:04] Kenji
we offer you our bodies, hearts, money...
everything to continue fighting!
[15:08] Noa
Thank you, my warriors of light.
[15:19] Livia
That was quite entertaining!
[15:22] Livia
Especially at the end! It was great
to see them defeat the monster.
[15:26] Aoki
I'm glad to hear it.
You have real potential, Livia-san.
[15:31] Livia
By the way, why were there flashes
of a picture of that woman?
[15:34] Livia
Not to mention the strange voice that
kept talking in the latter half...
[15:38] Aoki
What are you talking about?
[15:40] Livia
Huh? Oh, er, never mind.
[15:44] Sign
Keichan
2 Hill Bills
[15:44] Sign
Miso Soup
1 Hill Bill
[15:44] Sign
Gyoza
2 Hill Bills
[15:44] Sign
White Rice
1 Hill Bill
[15:45] Livia
Let's dig in!
[15:48] Aoki
Do you like it?
[15:50] Livia
Yes! Especially this chicken
dish. It's delightful!
[15:54] Saito
That's called keichan.
It's a local delicacy in Gifu.
[15:55] Sign
Keichan: Chicken marinated in a miso or soy sauce base and then sauteed with cabbage
and other ingredients. Seasoning may vary depending on the household or restaurant.
[15:58] Livia
I see! The miso flavor soaked through
the chicken is positively delicious.
[16:03] Saito
What kinds of foods do you
usually eat, Livia-san?
[16:07] Livia
Let's see... I'd say my diet
primarily consists of instant noodles.
[16:12] Livia
Then there's curry, the rice balls the
volunteers make for us, and grasshoppers.
[16:15] Saito
Ah, yes, grasshoppers.
[16:17] Saito
Grasshoppers?!
[16:18] Aoki
Grasshoppers as in the bugs?!
[16:21] Livia
Yes! They're quite delicious
battered and fried.
[16:31] Livia
Is she the master you spoke of?
[16:33] Saito
Yes, that's correct.
[16:35] Livia
Huh.
[16:40] Noa
I am truly delighted to see
all of you on this lovely night.
[16:46] Noa
Right now, this world is
overflowing with sadness.
[16:49] Noa
But there is no need to despair!
[16:52] Noa
If we combine the powers of the members
of this clan, no, this family,
[16:57] Livia
Will I get to witness
these divine powers soon?
[16:57] Noa
there is no obstacle we cannot overcome!
[17:01] Noa
There is a member I'd like
to reward before all of you tonight.
[17:07] Noa
Seiji Uchiyama-san.
[17:09] Uchiyama
Yes.
[17:11] Sign
Seiji Uchiyama
[17:13] Livia
Oh?
[17:14] Noa
Please, step right up.
[17:16] Noa
Uchiyama-san has offered 5,000
hill bills to the clan.
[17:21] Clan member A
How wonderful!
[17:23] Clan member B
I need to work even harder!
[17:26] Noa
To thank him for his dedication,
I would like to give him a blessing.
[17:37] Noa
O heaven, protect our brother
from all calamity!
[17:44] Livia
A spell to shield someone from all calamity?
[17:47] Livia
Does such a thing actually exist?
[17:58] Uchiyama
Stay back! Stay back, or I'll kill her!
[18:02] Livia
Saito-dono, is this also
part of the entertainment?
[18:05] Saito
I-I'm very sorry.
I don't know what's going on.
[18:08] Noa
Uchiyama-san, why are you doing this?
[18:12] Livia
Hmm, it is quite impressive that
she is able to hide her fear
[18:16] Livia
with that knife up against her.
[18:18] Uchiyama
Everyone, listen to me!
[18:20] Clan members
How dare you?!
[18:20] Uchiyama
This woman is nothing but a con artist!
[18:21] Clan members
You'll pay!
[18:21] Clan members
Stop this madness!
[18:22] Uchiyama
You've all just been brainwashed!
[18:23] Clan members
Let go of Noa-sama!
[18:24] Uchiyama
M-My older sister was robbed
for all she was worth
[18:27] Uchiyama
by the clan three years ago,
and then she stole from our family!
[18:31] Uchiyama
Because of that,
I had to drop out of high school!
[18:35] Livia
Is that true?
[18:35] Uchiyama
An evil cult that exploits its members for
money with phony spiritual powers...
[18:37] Saito
N-No! It can't be.
[18:39] Uchiyama
That's what this clan is!
[18:40] Noa
Everyone! Please do not blame
Uchiyama-san for his actions.
[18:44] Noa
We are all family here!
[18:49] Uchiyama
Damn it!
[18:51] Uchiyama
Then show us proof that you're
not just some con artist!
[18:55] Noa
You want proof?
[18:57] Uchiyama
You just blessed me a
second ago to protect me
[19:01] Uchiyama
from any kind of disaster, right?
[19:03] Uchiyama
So let's put those divine powers
of yours to the test!
[19:14] Livia
Yeah, he totally just stabbed himself.
[19:19] Uchiyama
Well, Master?
[19:21] Uchiyama
I just received your blessing
a moment ago, didn't I?
[19:25] Uchiyama
So how do you explain this?
[19:28] Noa
Th-That blessing was
to protect you from evil.
[19:34] Noa
It cannot stop you from harming yourself.
[19:39] Uchiyama
Yeah, okay.
[19:41] Uchiyama
I guess I'll buy that.
[19:44] Uchiyama
All right, Noa-sama. I was wrong.
[19:49] Uchiyama
So please save me with
your miraculous powers.
[19:54] Uchiyama
You can't just sit by...
[19:57] Uchiyama
while a family member dies
in front of you, right?
[20:00] Noa
I-I...
[20:03] Livia
It appears as though she
cannot use healing magic.
[20:07] Livia
Oh, very well.
[20:09] Saito
Livia-san?
[20:13] Security
Hey, stay back!
[20:14] Noa
Wh-Who are you?
[20:16] Livia
Just some homeless passerby.
[20:33] Uchiyama
Huh? The pain's gone...?
[20:36] Livia
Well, that should do it.
[20:39] Livia
It will leave a scar,
but you can live with that.
[20:42] Uchiyama
R-Right...
[20:43] Noa
Our savior...
[20:46] Livia
Huh?
[20:46] Noa
There's no doubt about it!
[20:49] Noa
You must be our savior sent from the heavens!
[20:52] Livia
I beg your pardon?
[20:54] Noa
I have been waiting an eternity
for this day to arrive.
[20:58] Noa
Lady Savior, I offer you
everything our clan has.
[21:01] Noa
So please, show us the way to salvation!
[21:04] Livia
Huh?!
[21:05] Livia
Er, I really can't help you...
[21:12] Aoki
Lady Savior! Please show us the way!
[21:16] Noa
I beg of you, Lady Savior!
[21:21] Livia
I'm terribly sorry, but I must decline.
[21:24] Livia
After all, there's someone waiting for me.
[21:28] Livia
I bid you farewell!
[21:29] Noa
Please wait, Lady Savior!
[21:32] Noa
Everyone! Please stop her!
[21:36] Saito
Please don't go, Livia-san! No, Lady Savior!
[21:40] Livia
Saito-dono, I am no savior.
[21:49] Livia
I had a lot of fun playing
basketball with you.
[21:58] Livia
It's been quite some time since I last
got to frolic and dine with people my age.
[22:06] Livia
It was rather fun, but...
[23:37] Sign
I will come for you, Princess,
no matter what! -Livia
[23:42] Clan Exec
Unfortunately, it appears
we've lost sight of our lady savior.
[23:47] Noa
I see.
[23:49] Noa
Livia-sama, I hope to see you again soon.
[23:50] Sign
Noa Minakami
[23:50] Sign
Religious
Leader
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
I would like to go to school.
[23:58] Sosuke
You didn't have school in your last world?
[24:01] Sara
It was the norm for the imperial
family and nobles to hire tutors.
[24:06] Sosuke
School, huh? I guess I can try something.
E4 - The Princess and Skateboards
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[00:06] Sosuke
Don't overdo it.
[00:07] Sara
I know!
[00:11] Sara
Hup!
[00:15] Sara
Say, Sosuke.
[00:16] Sign
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
[00:17] Sara
I want a skateboard.
[00:17] Sign
#ThePrincessandSkateboards
[00:19] Sosuke
A skateboard?
[00:20] Sara
Indeed. I want to use it when we go
shopping or I go to the library.
[00:23] Sign
Case Closed
(Detective Conan)
[00:26] (Flashback) Sosuke
I see. Wonder if I still have my old one...
[00:31] (Flashback) Sara
Do you?!
[00:34] Sosuke
Hey, whoa!
[00:38] Sosuke
Man, that was close...
[00:42] Sara
Wha?!
[00:45] Sara
Ow, ow, ow...
[00:46] Sosuke
Listen, I gotta ask. Are you just shit?
[00:49] Sara
What did you call me?!
[00:51] Sara
You'd compare me to feces?!
[00:53] Sara
You needn't insult me so
just because I'm having trouble!
[00:56] Sosuke
I didn't mean it literally.
I'm saying you're shit at sports.
[00:59] Sosuke
Use your damn translation magic.
[01:01] Neya
Senpai!
[01:03] Neya
Hello there. Oh, and who's this?
[02:38] Sara
My name is Sara da Odin.
[02:40] Sara
I'm a transfer student from Öland in Sweden.
[02:44] Sara
...And that's my story.
[02:45] Neya
My, you've been through so much.
[02:48] Neya
My name is Haruka Neya.
[02:48] Sign
Private Eye
[02:48] Sign
Haruka Neya
[02:50] Neya
I was Sosuke-senpai's junior
when he worked at our agency.
[02:54] Sara
Your agency?
[02:56] Neya
Kusanagi Detective Agency, the largest
of its kind in Gifu Prefecture.
[03:01] Sara
You actually worked somewhere
so prestigious?
[03:05] Sosuke
That's all in the past.
[03:07] Neya
Well, it wasn't too long ago
that you went independent.
[03:11] Neya
He was just the coolest when he quit.
[03:15] (Flashback) Sosuke
"I'm going to become
the detective I want to be!"
[03:18] Neya
...he said.
[03:19] Sara
Ooh! That is indeed quite cool!
[03:22] Sosuke
Yeah, let's not talk about that.
[03:24] Sosuke
More importantly, what did you need me for?
[03:27] Neya
Do I need a reason to come see you, Senpai?
[03:34] Neya
We couldn't settle on a price
with a client who came in today,
[03:39] Neya
so I recommended you to her, Senpai.
[03:42] Sosuke
What kind of job is it?
[03:43] Neya
She wanted us to look into some bullying.
[03:45] Neya
She's worried that her middle-schooler daughter
is being targeted.
[03:50] Sosuke
I see...
[03:51] Sara
Why in the world would you do
a competing agency such a favor?
[03:55] Neya
Well, because I wish Senpai
the best, of course!
[04:00] Neya
Our president is cheering him on, too.
[04:03] Sosuke
I feel even more pathetic
if he's rooting for me.
[04:08] Neya
Speaking of, the police called
him in the other day.
[04:12] Sosuke
Did something happen?
[04:14] Neya
A certain hostess club with extra services
[04:16] Neya
got busted and he just
so happened to be there.
[04:19] Sosuke
Again? Man, he's hopeless.
[04:22] Neya
Well, he was there for work.
[04:25] Sara
Pray tell, what are these
"extra services" you mentioned?
[04:27] Neya
You definitely don't need to know
until you're older, Sara-chan.
[04:32] Neya
Anyway, Senpai, I'll be heading back now.
[04:35] Sosuke
Sure.
[04:36] Neya
Goodbye, Sara-chan.
[04:37] Sara
Farewell.
[04:38] Neya
I'm glad I got to see you today, Senpai.
[04:43] Sosuke
Y-Yeah.
[04:43] Sosuke
Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Sara
Say, Sosuke...
[04:48] Sosuke
What is it?
[04:49] Sara
I have a feeling that Neya fancies you—
[04:53] Sosuke
She doesn't.
[04:54] Sara
No, I'm quite certain, considering
how she was acting around you.
[04:58] Sara
She was positively overflowing with affection.
[05:02] Sosuke
That's just Neya's schtick.
[05:05] Sara
What now?
[05:06] Sosuke
She always, very consciously, plays
the role of the prim and proper young lady
[05:12] Sosuke
who seems to fancy you.
[05:14] Sara
Why would she comport herself so?
[05:16] Sosuke
It's all training.
[05:18] Sosuke
She's Kusanagi Detective Agency's
leading undercover agent
[05:21] Sosuke
when it comes to breaking up couples.
[05:22] Sara
Say what now?
[05:24] Sosuke
It's literally her job to go undercover
and break up couples, married or otherwise.
[05:29] Sosuke
Like splitting up a cheater and their lover.
[05:32] Sosuke
Sometimes parents don't like
who their kid is dating.
[05:35] Sosuke
Or someone wants a divorce
but their spouse is untouchable.
[05:38] Sara
Infidelity is one thing, but no one did
anything wrong in those other situations,
[05:43] Sara
so that doesn't sit well with me.
[05:45] Sosuke
Yeah. I'd never do anything of the sort.
[05:48] Sara
Would that happen to be the reason
you quit your old agency?
[05:52] Sosuke
Taking any job that pays,
[05:54] Sosuke
even if it hurts innocent people...
[05:57] Sosuke
I just couldn't stand that from the agency.
[06:01] Sara
Very good!
[06:02] Sara
I'm impressed!
[06:04] Sara
You are an agent of justice after all,
so you must work for society and the people!
[06:11] Sosuke
Yeah, I guess you're right.
[06:14] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[06:15] Sosuke
The client Neya sent over,
[06:17] Sosuke
Mami Naganawa, visited my agency that night.
[06:21] Sosuke
You need someone to investigate
some bullying, is that right?
[06:25] Mami
Yes.
[06:25] Sign
Mami Naganawa
[06:26] Mami
My daughter has been acting strange lately,
[06:28] Sosuke
Her daughter's is Yuna Naganawa,
a first-year middle schooler.
[06:29] Mami
so I'm wondering if that's the cause.
[06:32] Sosuke
According to the mom, Yuna started cleaning
[06:35] Sosuke
her own school uniform
and shoes from time to time.
[06:38] Sign
Japanese Dictionary
[06:38] Sosuke
And recently, her textbooks
have been waterlogged.
[06:42] Sosuke
But when she asks her daughter about it,
she denies any bullying is happening.
[06:47] Sosuke
She even went to the school,
[06:49] Sosuke
who said they'd looked into it,
but turned up nothing.
[06:53] Sosuke
I've determined the best course of action
is to talk to the daughter myself.
[06:54] Sign
The next day
[07:00] Mami
Yuna? Yuna, I'm opening the door.
[07:03] Sosuke
I'm sorry, Naganawa-san,
but could I ask you to wait outside?
[07:07] Mami
All right.
[07:11] Yuna
Huh?! Who the heck are you guys?
[07:13] Sosuke
No need to be frightened.
[07:16] Sosuke
I'm a detective your mom hired.
My name's Sosuke Kaburaya.
[07:21] Yuna
What? A detective?
[07:23] Yuna
You don't look like one.
[07:23] Sign
Middle Schooler
[07:23] Sign
Yuna Naganawa
[07:25] Yuna
And who's the girl?
[07:27] Sara
My name is Sara da Odin,
and I'm thirteen years old!
[07:30] Sara
I hail from Öland in Sweden—
[07:32] Yuna
So, what's a detective want with me?
[07:35] Sosuke
We heard you were being bullied at school
[07:38] Sosuke
and came to help you figure out a solution.
[07:42] Yuna
Well, I'm not being bullied.
[07:45] Sosuke
Then why do you keep coming home
with your shoes and uniform dirty?
[07:48] Yuna
They get messed up when I fall
or take detours on my way home.
[07:51] Sign
Modern Arithmetic
[07:52] Sosuke
Your textbooks look rather beat up.
[07:55] Yuna
Th-They just got wet in the rain.
[07:58] Sosuke
She's definitely a stubborn one.
[08:00] Sosuke
I'll need to break the ice
by finding some common ground—
[08:03] Sara
Ooh!
[08:05] Yuna
Wh-What?
[08:06] Sign
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[08:06] Sara
You have so many books on
Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
[08:09] Sosuke
Come on, Sara!
[08:10] Yuna
Do you like Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
[08:13] Sara
Indeed! I love it!
[08:14] Yuna
Uh-huh. So, who's your fave?
[08:17] Sara
Zhuge Liang!
[08:18] Yuna
Zhuge Liang, eh? You don't say.
[08:21] Sara
That face...
[08:22] Sara
You must think I'm some fake fan
who only knows the really famous figures.
[08:27] Yuna
Am I wrong?
[08:28] Sara
Despite appearances, I first thought,
[08:30] Sara
"Zhuge Liang is totally overrated because
of adaptations, but he's not such a big deal."
[08:35] Sara
But then,
[08:35] Sign
Wei
[08:35] Sign
Shu
[08:35] Sign
Wu
[08:36] Sara
I started looking into the distribution
of the population back then and realized
[08:39] Sara
he's actually way more impressive
in real history than any ol' adaptation.
[08:40] Sign
Agricultural development
[08:41] Sign
Industrial development
[08:43] Sign
Legislative development
[08:43] Sara
That was my path to becoming
a hardcore Zhuge Liang fan.
[08:44] Sign
Foreign policy
[08:46] Yuna
Huh. Not bad.
[08:48] Sara
So, who are you a fan of?
[08:51] Yuna
Lately, I'd have to say Dong Bai.
[08:53] Sara
Huh? Who's that?
[08:54] Yuna
Dong Zhuo's granddaughter.
[08:56] Yuna
She doesn't appear in the novel,
[08:58] Yuna
but she's mentioned in the notes
of Dong Zhuo's biography.
[09:01] Yuna
I read a novel starring her and got hooked.
[09:04] Yuna
Oh, here it is.
[09:05] Sara
Why on earth would you have walking
flavor text for the protagonist?
[09:06] Sign
Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
Written by Kyosuke Izaki
Illustrated by Kanzarin
[09:09] Sara
The power of Japanese imagination
is far too great.
[09:12] Yuna
Honestly, I agree with you.
[09:14] Sara
But, truly...
[09:16] Sign
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[09:16] Sara
You are quite a Romance of
the Three Kingdoms nerd.
[09:19] Yuna
I-I am not a nerd!
[09:22] Yuna
My dad just always loved this stuff,
so I'd browse it.
[09:25] Sara
Ah, your father sounds wonderful!
[09:29] Yuna
He passed away, though.
[09:30] Sara
What a coincidence.
My father also died just two months ago.
[09:36] Yuna
Wait, really?
[09:37] Sara
Indeed.
[09:38] Yuna
Two months ago? And you're already okay?
[09:41] Sara
Well, we rarely saw each other.
[09:44] Sara
Not to mention
I was in a dire situation myself,
[09:48] Sara
so I really didn't have
time to mourn my father.
[09:51] Yuna
I-I see...
[09:53] Sara
Despite everything, I've been
having fun in this country,
[09:57] Sara
but you've been having trouble
recently, haven't you?
[10:01] Yuna
N-No. Everything's normal for me, too.
[10:04] Sara
I can't say that I really understand
what bullying is like in this country.
[10:10] Yuna
Wha?
[10:11] Sara
My older brother and older sister
used to bully me quite often.
[10:15] Sara
Is that like what you're going through?
[10:18] Yuna
D-Don't compare this
to some silly sibling rivalry!
[10:20] Yuna
Bullying is far nastier...
[10:24] Yuna
and malicious...
[10:26] Sara
Hmm, then having your food poisoned
[10:30] Sara
or assassins sent after you isn't
what you'd call bullying in this country.
[10:35] Yuna
P-Poison?! Assassins?!
[10:37] Yuna
Are you from the Three Kingdoms era?!
[10:39] Sosuke
W-W-W-W-Wait, she's just saying there
are dangerous places like that out there!
[10:43] Yuna
I-I see...
[10:45] Sosuke
Anyway, given what you just described,
[10:48] Sosuke
it sounds like you know of some
bullying outside of the family.
[10:56] Yuna
Don't tell my mom.
[10:58] Sosuke
All right.
[11:00] Yuna
To tell you the truth,
I'm being bullied at school.
[11:04] Mami
Huh?
[11:05] Sosuke
I see. Could you tell us more?
[11:07] Yuna
They dump water on me,
dirty up my uniform or textbooks...
[11:12] Sosuke
Have they ever tried to take
your money or hurt you?
[11:17] Yuna
Nothing like that.
[11:19] Sosuke
Then let's put an end to this
before things escalate.
[11:25] Yuna
You don't need to butt in!
[11:27] Yuna
As long as I ignore them,
they might all get bored eventually...
[11:31] Sara
There must be a reason you don't
want this to become a big deal.
[11:35] Yuna
N-No, it's not like that!
[11:37] Sosuke
Are you worried that this
might trouble your mom?
[11:44] Sosuke
I guess that's it.
[11:48] Yuna
The ringleader is the daughter
[11:50] Yuna
of the president of the company
where my mom works.
[11:53] Mami
What?
[11:55] Yuna
My father passed right
after I started middle school,
[11:58] Yuna
so my mom had to find a job.
[12:02] Yuna
And the woman who helped set her up
where she works now is the mother
[12:08] Yuna
of the key culprit.
[12:11] Yuna
She's been lording the fact
that her mom saved mine
[12:14] Yuna
and that her dad is my mom's boss over me.
[12:17] Yuna
She started acting like she's better than me.
[12:20] Yuna
Eventually, she started
picking on me to blow off steam.
[12:20] Sign
DIE
[12:20] Sign
oink oink
[12:20] Sign
Moron lolol
[12:20] Sign
Stop coming to school
[12:20] Sign
UGGO!
[12:28] Yuna
If I tried to do something back
or tattled to my teacher,
[12:32] Yuna
it'd only cause my mom grief.
[12:34] Yuna
So I just have to deal.
[12:37] Sara
You...
[12:39] Mami
You dummy!
[12:40] Yuna
Mom!
[12:42] Mami
Why would you let any of that concern you?
[12:45] Mami
You don't have to worry about me!
[12:47] Mami
Even if you retaliated
and I got fired from my job,
[12:50] Mami
I'd just sue for wrongful termination!
[12:55] Mami
Yes, I owe them a lot,
[12:57] Mami
but you know you mean the most to me, Yuna.
[13:02] Yuna
Mom...
[13:06] Yuna
Okay! Then I'm gonna beat the crap
out of those girls tomorrow!
[13:09] Sosuke
Huh?
[13:09] Sara
That's the spirit!
[13:10] Mami
Yes! Beat them silly! Pay them back double!
[13:13] Sosuke
W-W-Wait just a second!
[13:16] Sosuke
If you resort to violence, they may be able
to flip this and make Yuna-san the villain.
[13:21] Sosuke
If we're going to get back at them,
why don't we do it in a lawful manner?
[13:27] Students
Morning!
[13:28] Students
Morning.
[13:29] Students
Did you see that show last night?
[13:30] Students
I did!
[13:34] (Flashback) Sosuke
There's a camera embedded in this pen,
[13:37] (Flashback) Sosuke
and any video or audio it records
is transferred to a smartphone.
[13:41] (Flashback) Sosuke
Please get proof of the bullying with this.
[13:44] (Flashback) Sosuke
And when you're recording, make sure
you say the perpetrator's name.
[13:49] Aoki
Well, hello, Naganawa-san.
[13:54] Yuna
Good morning, Aoki-san.
[13:55] Sign
Aoki
[14:00] Sign
Trash
[14:00] Sign
Get lost!
[14:00] Sign
You germ
[14:01] Yuna
Wait, what are you doing?
[14:03] Aoki
You're so dirty. We'll help you clean up.
[14:08] Yuna
That's so cold! Please stop, Aoki-san! Don't!
[14:10] Sosuke
This is plenty of proof.
[14:12] Sara
Well done holding out.
[14:14] Yuna
I-It was nothing.
[14:16] Sosuke
Now we just need a lawyer I know
to create and send
[14:18] Sosuke
some documents via certified mail,
and we'll be done.
[14:25] Sosuke
We'll be going now.
[14:26] Mami
Thank you so much for everything.
[14:29] Yuna
Oh, hey! Um, Sara-san...
[14:32] Sara
No need to be so formal with me.
[14:34] Yuna
Th-Then, Sara...
[14:35] Sara
Yes? What is it, Yuna?
[14:37] Yuna
You can borrow this if you want.
[14:37] Sign
DONG BAI
Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
Written by Kyosuke Izaki
Illustrated by Kanzarin
[14:40] Sara
Wow, really?
[14:42] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[14:47] Sosuke
You're in a good mood.
[14:49] Sosuke
Honestly, it'd be best if bullying
just never happened.
[14:53] Sosuke
And when it does, schools and families should
[14:57] Sosuke
nip it in the bud before
detectives or lawyers get involved.
[15:00] Sara
But it's because of you that
Yuna and her mother were saved.
[15:05] Sara
You have every right to be happy.
[15:08] Sosuke
Well, I guess you're right.
[15:10] Sosuke
I suppose I will.
[15:13] Sara
I would like to go to school.
[15:17] Sosuke
Was there something about this case
that made you want to?
[15:21] Sara
Well, I've so rarely interacted
with people my age.
[15:26] Sara
You didn't have school in your last world?
[15:28] Sara
There was a school that commoners attended.
[15:31] Sara
But it was the norm for the imperial
family and nobles to hire tutors.
[15:36] Sosuke
Ah, I see.
[15:38] Sosuke
School, huh?
[15:40] Sosuke
A way for a girl from another world to go to
school without any kind of identification...
[15:44] Sosuke
I guess I can try something.
[15:48] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[15:48] Sign
RAICHO
[15:50] Sara
I may have uncovered a sinister plot...
[15:53] Sign
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
°While treats last
Date: October 31st
[15:53] Sara
Receiving a reward for just visiting a
location without purchasing a single thing?
[15:57] Sara
That's highly suspicious!
[15:58] Sara
There must be something behind this.
[15:58] Sign
#HalloweenINGifu
[16:00] Sara
We should report it to the police!
[16:03] Sosuke
You are reading way too much into it.
[16:04] Sosuke
It's just a way to introduce kids
to the shopping arcade.
[16:04] Sign
Weekly
[16:09] Sara
So there's nothing nefarious afoot?
[16:12] Sara
Then I absolutely must participate in
these so-called Halloween festivities!
[16:16] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[16:16] Sign
RAICHO
[16:16] Sara
We must prepare a costume at once!
[16:19] Rinrei
You're going to dress up, Sara-chan?
[16:22] Rinrei
Okay!
[16:24] Rinrei
Pick whichever one you'd like!
[16:25] Sara
There are so many options!
[16:28] Sara
Rawr!
[16:30] Sara
Shark!
[16:32] Sara
Praying mantis!
[16:35] Sara
And then...
[16:37] Sara
A witch!
[16:39] Sara
Hmm, now if I only had a spear,
I would make the perfect Nobunaga-sama.
[16:44] Sosuke
Nobunaga?
[16:45] Sosuke
I get the cape, but what's with
the spear and witch hat?
[16:49] Sara
More importantly,
what will you be wearing, Sosuke?
[16:52] Sosuke
Huh? Why do I have to dress up?!
[16:55] Kids
Trick or treat!
[16:59] Livia
The town seems
somewhat different than usual...
[17:08] Sign
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
[17:09] Livia
"Halloween"?
[17:11] Sara
Trick or treat!
[17:13] Female Shopkeeper
My, what an adorable little witch.
[17:16] Sara
I thank you.
[17:19] Sara
Your costume suits you, as well.
You should dress like that all the time.
[17:23] Sosuke
No real detective dresses
so obviously like a detective.
[17:29] Sosuke
Wanna check around the station, too?
[17:32] Sara
Sosuke, bend down a bit.
[17:34] Sosuke
Sure.
[17:35] Sara
Come now. Come closer.
[17:38] Sosuke
Sure.
[17:43] Sara
Okay.
[17:44] Sara
Yeah!
[17:46] Sara
Very good! All dressed up
for Halloween and getting hype!
[17:49] Sara
Now I am also a true party person!
[17:53] Sosuke
Where are you getting this stuff?
[17:56] Sosuke
Say, Sara...
[17:57] Sara
Hmm? What is it?
[17:59] Sosuke
Is it possible the world you came from...
[18:02] Sosuke
is really Japan?
[18:04] Sara
That's some imagination you've got.
[18:06] Sara
Perhaps you should become a
writer rather than a detective.
[18:11] Sosuke
Why are you talking like a mastermind
who's just been exposed by some detective?
[18:16] Sosuke
I mean, a few things have made me wonder,
[18:18] Sosuke
but the biggest one is language.
[18:20] Sara
Oh?
[18:21] Sosuke
You said the reason I'm able to converse
with you and Livia without issue
[18:25] Sosuke
even though you came from another world
is translation magic, right?
[18:28] Sara
Indeed.
[18:29] Sosuke
But all of the spells I've seen you use
manifest physical phenomena
[18:33] Sosuke
that can be recreated with
science in this world.
[18:37] Sosuke
There are explosions and shock waves,
of course,
[18:39] Sosuke
but vehicles enabling flight
are growing more and more compact.
[18:42] Sosuke
There's also research to enhance healing,
[18:45] Sosuke
and techniques to bend light
to make something appear invisible
[18:49] Sosuke
are advancing.
[18:51] Sosuke
But your translation magic is fundamentally
different from all of that.
[18:57] Sara
You think so?
[18:59] Sara
Even in this world, you have apps
that can translate various languages.
[19:04] Sosuke
Machines can only translate
preprogrammed languages.
[19:09] Sosuke
With current technology,
I can't imagine it's plausible
[19:12] Sosuke
to instantly translate an unknown
language from another world.
[19:16] Sosuke
But you could immediately read Japanese
and understand what you saw on TV.
[19:21] Sosuke
And yet me saying you were shit earlier
totally went over your head.
[19:26] Sara
I suppose I can't talk my way out of this.
[19:30] Sosuke
This totally isn't some secret
that'd get you into any trouble.
[19:33] Sara
Indeed.
[19:35] Sara
As you've deduced, the language
I am speaking is, in fact, Japanese.
[19:40] Sara
Strictly speaking, it's my own version of
the official language of the Ofim Empire.
[19:44] Sara
It's not exactly the same as
the language of this country,
[19:47] Sara
but the differences are minimal enough that
I can parse the rest from context.
[19:52] Sosuke
So do Japan and the Ofim Empire essentially
exist in what we'd call parallel worlds?
[19:56] Sara
Yes. The world I hail from is an Earth
that followed a different history.
[20:02] Sara
And the one responsible for splitting
the timeline of Japan in two...
[20:06] Sara
is Nobunaga Oda-sama.
[20:09] Sara
In our world, he was the first emperor of
the Ofim Empire, Nobunaga da Odin-sama.
[20:15] Sosuke
Huh.
[20:16] Sara
That's not much of a reaction.
[20:18] Sosuke
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
by anything Nobunaga might've done.
[20:22] Sosuke
I'm guessing your Nobunaga didn't die at
Honnoji and managed to unify the nation.
[20:26] Sara
Indeed.
[20:27] Sara
Nobunaga-sama managed to learn
magic from the Magic Gate,
[20:31] Sara
otherwise known as a country called Portugia,
[20:33] Sara
and they say that he was a true demon lord.
[20:36] Sara
His sheer strength was a large part
of the reason he was able to unify the nation.
[20:41] Sara
For example, here you know his greatest
struggle to have been the Siege of Kanegasaki.
[20:47] Sara
But in my world, he just blew
the Asakura away with magic like boom!
[20:51] Sara
Then he blasted the Azai Clan
that pursued him from the rear like bam!
[20:55] Sara
And that was that.
[20:56] Sosuke
That's awful...
[20:57] Sara
In Nobunaga-sama's biography in my world,
[20:59] Sara
it's just battles starting,
him casting Kaboom,
[21:02] Sara
and the enemy force being annihilated.
It gets kind of old,
[21:05] Sara
so I always preferred Romance of the
Three Kingdoms or The Tale of Heike.
[21:09] Sosuke
I was wondering when you'd even
read Romance of the Three Kingdoms,
[21:12] Sosuke
but it was in your own world.
[21:14] Sara
Precisely.
[21:15] Sara
Since Nobunaga-sama unified the nation,
[21:18] Sara
he became the new emperor
after the mikado stepped down.
[21:22] Sara
He then renamed the country Ofim
[21:24] Sara
to sound like "Land of the End"
in the Portagian language
[21:27] Sara
and started calling himself
the incarnation of Odin,
[21:30] Sara
the god from Norse mythology
and the great wizard king.
[21:33] Sosuke
I see.
[21:34] Sara
Now then, I think that's enough
idle chatter, don't you?
[21:38] Sara
Let us return to the shopping arcade.
[21:41] Sosuke
Don't you think Nobunaga would
weep if he saw his descendant
[21:45] Sosuke
so taken in by a shopping arcade event?
[21:48] Sara
Fear not.
[21:50] Sara
Nobunaga-sama's soul wouldn't go so
far as to follow me into another world.
[21:54] Sara
Not to mention, my ancestor is
my ancestor, and I am just me.
[21:59] Sara
I'm going to have fun living in this world.
[22:03] Sosuke
Yeah, fair enough.
[23:33] Sign
Do not indulge in evil for evil's sake.
Do not do unto others what has been done unto you.
-Yuna Naganawa
[23:40] Livia
Trick or treat!
[23:42] Sign
Haggard Bar
[23:46] Livia
But why?! I am in costume as instructed!
[23:47] Sign
Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
Children who visit any of the participating stores
in costume will receive tasty treats!
°While treats last
Date: October 31st
Note: For children younger than middle grade only
Stamp rally on back!
[23:49] Livia
So why am I denied any treats?
[23:52] Livia
Why?!
[23:52] Sign
Note: For children younger than middle school only
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Livia
What is a reseller?
[23:57] Sosuke
Someone who buys up popular merchandise
[23:59] Sosuke
and flips it at a much higher
price for a profit.
[24:03] Livia
I see...
[24:04] Sara
They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
[24:06] Sara
That's what resellers are.
E5 - The Homeless Lady Knight Resets
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[00:04] Sosuke
Hey! Don't go too fast!
[00:08] Yuna
Wait, you don't know how to ride a bicycle?
[00:08] Sign
3 days ago
[00:11] Sara
I-I'm perfectly fine without riding
such a contraption.
[00:15] Yuna
Hmm... Well, I was thinking
about inviting you out sometime,
[00:19] Yuna
but that'd be tough without a bike.
[00:22] Sara
What?!
[00:23] Sara
Sosuke!
[00:25] Sara
I want to ride a bicycle!
[00:29] Sosuke
A bike, huh?
[00:34] Sara
Don't you dare let go...
[00:47] Sosuke
To think I'd have to help her
practice for two whole days...
[00:51] Sosuke
I mean, I guess I'm the one who
had two weekdays off, so...
[00:57] Sara
I... I could ride forever!
[02:31] Sign
#TheHomelessLadyKnightResets
[02:34] Livia
Nothing beats a hot bath! I'd love
to come at least once every three days.
[02:40] Livia
The cold has made bathing
in the river rather tough.
[02:45] Livia
Come to think of it, when we were
on the run in our home world...
[02:50] Sign
Parallel World: Former Ofim Empire Territory
[02:53] (Flashback) Livia
Princess, look! A lake!
[02:56] (Flashback) Sara
There!
[02:58] (Flashback) Livia
Well done, Princess!
[03:03] Livia
If only I could use magic
like the princess...
[03:07] Livia
No, there's no point in pining
for what I don't have!
[03:10] Livia
I must make preparations for winter.
[03:13] Livia
First, I need to dry and store
some grasshoppers.
[03:14] Child
Mama! I'm gonna go in the bath over there!
[03:15] Livia
I'll make plenty of food that keeps,
like nukazuke pickles,
[03:18] Livia
and then I need to insulate my home.
[03:20] Livia
Wait!
[03:22] Livia
I'm clearly planning to spend
the winter homeless!
[03:26] Livia
My goal is supposed to be
creating a home for my princess!
[03:31] Mom
Come on, let's go.
[03:32] Child
That lady's talking to herself.
[03:32] Livia
How am I supposed to survive like this...?
[03:35] Puriketsu
Oh? Is that you, Livia-chan?
[03:37] Livia
Huh?
[03:38] Livia
Ah, Puriketsu-dono. It's been a while.
[03:42] Puriketsu
Puriketsu is my professional handle.
[03:44] Puriketsu
My actual name is Asumi Yumisashi.
[03:44] Sign
Part-timer
[03:44] Sign
Asumi Yumisashi
[03:47] Puriketsu
You can call me either, though.
[03:49] Puriketsu
You been doing good, Livia-chan?
[03:52] Livia
Well, yes.
[03:53] Puriketsu
You still homeless?
[03:55] Livia
Yes...
[03:56] Livia
How have things been
with you, Puriketsu-dono?
[04:00] Puriketsu
Well, the shop pretty much got
shut down right after that incident.
[04:04] Livia
Oh?
[04:05] Puriketsu
Well, when the place got busted,
[04:07] Puriketsu
it came out that the owner was
involved in all kinds of stuff.
[04:09] Sign
°What she imagined happened
[04:10] Puriketsu
Apparently he split
when the yakuza came after him.
[04:12] Puriketsu
So we all got kicked out of the dorms, too.
[04:15] Livia
My word! Then where are you living
right now, Puriketsu-dono?
[04:18] Puriketsu
I'm crashing at a coworker's place.
[04:21] Livia
Do you not have any family?
[04:25] Puriketsu
Well, I'm currently a runaway,
[04:29] Puriketsu
so I can't exactly go home.
[04:31] Livia
I see.
[04:33] Puriketsu
Yeppers.
[04:34] Puriketsu
So I'm aching for part-time work
and an apartment.
[04:37] Puriketsu
But normal hostess clubs and girly bars
don't pay as much as that last place...
[04:42] Livia
Is there a reason you need money urgently?
[04:46] Puriketsu
Well, I'm in a band.
[04:49] Sign
Animal Clinic
[04:49] Livia
What is this "band" you speak of?
[04:49] Sign
Dogs, Cats, Birds, and Bugs
Give us a call if you need any help
[04:51] Puriketsu
Um, like a group that plays music?
[04:54] Puriketsu
Something like that.
[04:56] Livia
Ah, so you're a musician, Puriketsu-dono!
[04:59] Puriketsu
Oh, nah! I'm not legit enough
to call myself that just yet.
[05:04] Puriketsu
But one day, I'm hoping to have
a major debut and go pro!
[05:08] Livia
It's a wonderful thing to have
a goal. Please do your best.
[05:12] Puriketsu
Thankies!
[05:14] Puriketsu
So, yeah, that's another reason
I gotta save up some money.
[05:18] Puriketsu
There's studio fees, ticket quotas,
plus moving to Tokyo...
[05:22] Puriketsu
I'll also need time to practice.
[05:24] Livia
I see... That sounds quite burdensome.
[05:26] Puriketsu
Well, I haven't as got it as bad as you,
[05:29] Puriketsu
being a homeless foreigner and all, Livia-chan.
[05:32] Puriketsu
Anyway, enough gloom and doom!
[05:34] Puriketsu
We're in this huge bath right now!
[05:37] Livia
Indeed.
[05:38] Puriketsu
I know! Livia-chan, wanna hit the sauna?
[05:41] Livia
That sounds lovely.
[05:48] Detective
Now, everyone, let us solve this mystery.
[05:51] Detective
The culprit behind these serial
murders, Asshair Ripper...
[05:55] Detective
is among us right now!
[05:56] Man
What?! Is that true, Detective?!
[05:58] Woman
So who is this Asshair Ripper?
[06:01] Detective
Well, if you'll recall the first case...
[06:04] Detective
After Asshair Ripper killed Iwase-san,
[06:04] Livia
Apparently that man is
supposed to be an investigator.
[06:06] Detective
they ripped out his ass hair
and spread it in the corridor.
[06:07] Livia
But can someone so flashy
truly be a detective?
[06:11] Puriketsu
I wonder if we can change
the channel somehow.
[06:11] Detective
This was Asshair Ripper's faked alibi.
[06:14] Puriketsu
It's not like we can follow
the mystery from the middle.
[06:14] Man
What?!
[06:16] Man
So ripping out ass hair wasn't just a hobby?
[06:18] Livia
Indeed.
[06:19] Woman
And how does ripping out
ass hair make for an alibi?
[06:20] Puriketsu
Okay, I'm about done.
[06:22] Detective
When Asshair Ripper spread the hair...
[06:25] Puriketsu
In we go...
[06:26] Puriketsu
Yikes, that's cold!
[06:27] Livia
What in the world are you doing?!
[06:32] Puriketsu
Come on, Livia-chan. Hop on in.
[06:35] Livia
Why willingly subject yourself to cold water?
[06:37] Livia
You're just going to chill yourself
after warming up like that.
[06:40] Puriketsu
Huh? Wait, Livia-chan, you don't
take a cold bath after the sauna?
[06:45] Puriketsu
It totally resets you.
[06:46] Livia
Resets you?
[06:48] Puriketsu
Anyway, just get in here!
[06:50] Livia
R-Right...
[06:53] Livia
Th-This is about as cold as the
Nagara River has been lately!
[06:57] Livia
Why must I endure such punishment?
[06:59] Livia
Wait.
[07:01] Livia
My skin feels rather prickled...
[07:04] Livia
Strangely, the sensation's rather nice.
[07:07] Livia
Is this the "reset" you spoke of?
[07:10] Puriketsu
We're just getting started. Let's stay
in here for about thirty more seconds.
[07:14] Livia
Very well.
[07:15] Puriketsu
Next, we're going to take a break here.
[07:17] Livia
I see...
[07:19] Puriketsu
Sauna for fifteen minutes, cold bath for
one minute, and then a ten-minute break.
[07:22] Puriketsu
We're gonna do three sets of this.
[07:25] Livia
Okay.
[07:27] Sign
2nd set
[07:31] Sign
3rd set
[07:35] Livia
O-Oh...
[07:37] Livia
I am totally reset.
[07:39] Puriketsu
That's great. Isn't it the best?
[07:42] Livia
Yes. I don't think I can get
enough of this feeling.
[07:49] Sign
Fruit Milk
[07:53] Puriketsu
Livia-chan!
[07:55] Puriketsu
I am totes satisfied right now.
[07:58] Livia
As am I!
[07:59] Livia
I hope all our days can be like this.
[08:02] Puriketsu
I know, right?
[08:06] Puriketsu
I'm home!
[08:08] Puriketsu
Huh? Why's everyone gathered here?
[08:11] Akiyama
We have something important
to talk about, Asumi.
[08:14] Puriketsu
Oh, if it's about the apartment,
I'm still working hard to find one,
[08:17] Puriketsu
so could you wait just a bit longer?
[08:19] Akiyama
That's not it.
[08:23] Akiyama
We've decided to quit the band.
[08:26] Puriketsu
Huh?
[08:28] Puriketsu
Wh-What do you mean quit?
Are we disbanding?
[08:32] Akiyama
I mean, three out of four members
are leaving, so basically.
[08:36] Puriketsu
But why?!
[08:38] Puriketsu
We all swore that we'd go pro!
[08:41] Tomochika
It's just not possible for us.
[08:43] Yamazaki
We're not bringing in any people,
there aren't any views on our videos,
[08:48] Yamazaki
and even when we get comments,
they're just lukewarm.
[08:51] Puriketsu
How are you giving up over that?
[08:54] Puriketsu
If we just make better songs
and practice more, we'll—
[08:57] Akiyama
We're at our limit!
[09:00] Tomochika
We just lack the talent.
[09:02] Yamazaki
And we're broke.
[09:04] Puriketsu
It's too early to decide
we're not talented enough!
[09:07] Puriketsu
As for money, I'll just work even
harder at my part-time job!
[09:10] Akiyama
You're too much!
[09:12] Akiyama
By the way, we were all grossed out when
you started working at a sex club.
[09:17] Akiyama
We were never that committed
to music in the first place.
[09:22] Puriketsu
But...
[09:23] Akiyama
Anyway, that's that. We're quitting.
[09:25] Puriketsu
Don't say that! What am I supposed
to do if you all leave me?
[09:32] Akiyama
I'm sorry.
[09:35] Akiyama
I'm moving in with my boyfriend as of today,
[09:38] Akiyama
so let me know once you've found a place.
[09:41] Akiyama
I've sent everything I need over already.
[09:43] Akiyama
Do what you want
with the furniture left here.
[09:46] Akiyama
I'll even leave my guitar.
[09:48] Akiyama
You can sell it for some money.
[09:52] Puriketsu
So you're all really going to quit music...
[10:08] Narrator/Detective
Thus the girl band Setsuko,
That Ain't a Drop disbanded.
[10:16] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[10:16] Sign
RAICHO
[10:17] Sara
Let's eat!
[10:20] Sara
Yum!
[10:21] Sara
Yum! Yummy!
[10:25] Sign
#ThePrincessandKaraokeCafés
[10:25] Sosuke
Don't talk with your mouth full.
[10:29] Sara
Anyway, was this all truly only 500 yen?
[10:30] Sign
Complimentary breakfast: A tradition born in Gifu Prefecture where you receive a breakfast meal with the purchase of a drink at a café.
The annual spending on cafés per household in Gifu City is the highest in the nation. (There are various theories about this)
[10:32] Sosuke
Well, it was a complimentary breakfast.
[10:34] Sara
Still, it's just too much food!
[10:37] Sara
Are you making enough money?
[10:40] Kira
I basically run this place for fun
in my retirement.
[10:43] Kira
All I care about is that my guests are happy.
[10:46] Rinri
That's right! So don't worry your
pretty little head. Just eat up.
[10:50] Rinri
And you, So-san! Come in more often.
[10:52] Sosuke
I mean, even 500 yen a meal is a lot for me...
[10:57] Sara
How dare you, Sosuke?!
[10:58] Sara
If you knew such a fancy-pants way to eat,
why didn't you tell me sooner?!
[11:02] Sara
I've already eaten my wiener!
[11:06] Sosuke
You call this fancy-pants?
[11:11] Sara
It's so bougie of you to eat
a hot dog for breakfast!
[11:14] Sara
Where are we, New York?!
[11:15] Sosuke
We're in Gifu.
[11:16] Rinri
Sara-chan! Would you like another wiener?
[11:20] Sara
Could I?!
[11:21] Rinri
Sure! In return, sing me a song!
I'd love to hear your voice, Sara-chan.
[11:26] Sosuke
And you'll charge for karaoke, huh?
[11:28] Rinri
But of course.
[11:29] Sara
Sosuke, I wish to sing!
[11:33] Sosuke
Just one song, okay?
[11:34] Sara
Very well!
[11:38] Sara
What's the difference between
lettuce and cabbage?
[11:41] Sara
I may be a genius, but even I don't know!
[11:45] Sara
They're the same from afar
or if you close your eyes!
[11:48] Sosuke
Where on earth did she even learn this one?
[11:48] Sara
Seriously, who named them?
I'm waiting to hear from you
[11:51] Sara
If there's a Cabbage King or Lettuce King
[11:55] Sara
Does the lettuce win when it
comes to the number of followers?
[11:58] Sara
But even with both a Cabbage
King and or Lettuce King around
[12:02] Sara
I'm the best of the best
with the most retainers!
[12:09] Puriketsu
What the heck was that song?
[12:11] Puriketsu
I've never heard anything like it.
[12:13] Sara
What a splendid reaction!
[12:15] Sara
I feel like it was truly worth singing.
[12:18] Puriketsu
Yeah, that totally rocked.
[12:22] Puriketsu
This is fun. I'm really feeling it,
so maybe I'll do a song too.
[12:29] Puriketsu
I don't care if anyone else needs me or not,
[12:36] Puriketsu
because I can still find happiness on my own!
[12:42] Puriketsu
It's all right! I can do this!
[12:46] Puriketsu
I keep telling myself that,
even as a shadow of who I was.
[12:49] Puriketsu
I don't need help from any of you!
[12:52] Puriketsu
I've suffered enough!
[13:01] Puriketsu
Thanks much.
[13:02] Sara
You're quite a brilliant singer!
My performance was basically overshadowed.
[13:07] Sosuke
I mean, she went in a completely
different direction.
[13:11] Sosuke
But you really are good.
[13:14] Sosuke
Are you a pro?
[13:15] Puriketsu
Oh, nah. I've still got a ways to go.
[13:18] Sosuke
Really? You sounded good
enough to be one to me.
[13:23] Puriketsu
I'm stoked to hear you say that...
But I'm definitely not there yet.
[13:29] Puriketsu
What a nice café...
[13:32] Sign
High School Cultural Fair
[13:36] (Flashback) Akiyama
Everyone's so hyped up!
[13:37] (Flashback) Tomochika
Maybe we can actually go pro!
[13:38] (Flashback) Yamazaki
Yeah! I really think we can!
[13:40] (Flashback) Akiyama
Well, wanna give it a shot?!
[13:41] (Flashback) All
Budokan, here we come!
[13:46] Puriketsu
I guess I really do love to sing.
[13:51] Puriketsu
So I'm not gonna give up.
[13:55] Sign
#TheLadyKnightLinesUp
[13:59] Takeo
Heya, Livia-chan. Fancy meeting you again.
[14:02] Livia
You're...
[14:06] Livia
How dare you make me work
at such an indecent establishment!
[14:10] Takeo
What? But you're the one who decided
to work there, aren't you, Livia-chan?
[14:14] Livia
I-I, uh...
[14:16] Takeo
But man, talk about bad luck,
getting raided on your first day!
[14:20] Takeo
Not that it was at all my fault,
but I do feel bad about what happened.
[14:26] Takeo
So I figured I could find you
a new job to make up for it.
[14:31] Livia
A new job?
[14:33] Takeo
Yup! This time, it won't be for a shop
or anything. Just a one-time gig.
[14:36] Livia
I decline.
[14:38] Livia
I'm sure it's something else uncouth.
[14:39] Takeo
Oh, not at all!
[14:41] Takeo
It's totally legal and totally wholesome!
[14:43] Takeo
Most importantly, you'll be doing something
good for people and the world!
[14:47] Livia
For people and the world?
[14:49] Livia
I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear you out.
[14:53] Takeo
It's a job, but it's totally easy.
[14:56] Takeo
I just need you to line up early
at a shop called Gifuum
[14:59] Takeo
and buy some limited-edition merch.
[15:00] Takeo
I'll foot the bill, of course.
[15:02] Livia
And that's all?
[15:04] Takeo
Yup, that's all. And it pays 3,000 yen.
[15:07] Takeo
Whaddya say?
[15:09] Livia
What kind of shop will I be patronizing?
[15:12] Takeo
It's a boutique catering to young ladies.
[15:15] Takeo
Clothes and handbags and stuff.
[15:17] Takeo
The goods I want you to snag are clothes
[15:19] Takeo
from a collab with some famous designer.
[15:21] Takeo
They go on sale tomorrow.
[15:24] Livia
And why aren't you going
to buy this yourself?
[15:27] Takeo
Only ladies are allowed to,
and you're limited to two per person.
[15:32] Livia
I see. That's convincing enough.
[15:34] Livia
But how does this benefit
people and the world?
[15:38] Sign
Vacations
[15:38] Sign
Constraints
[15:38] Sign
Business Trips
[15:38] Sign
Concerts
[15:38] Takeo
Someone might want the limited-edition merch
but have something else planned that day.
[15:42] Sign
Home
[15:42] Sign
Shop
[15:44] Takeo
Or they might live too far away to go.
[15:46] Livia
Well, I suppose that's true.
[15:48] Takeo
And because the supply is so limited,
[15:50] Takeo
you can't get it unless you line up hours
[15:53] Takeo
before the shop opens.
[15:54] Takeo
So we do the hard work procuring things
for a tiny handling fee
[16:00] Takeo
and deliver 'em to the folks
who really want 'em. That's my...
[16:04] Takeo
or rather, that's my patron's mission.
[16:07] Livia
I see. I suppose such jobs
exist in this world.
[16:10] Livia
Very well. I shall accept.
[16:12] Takeo
Heya, good job! Here, warm up with this.
[16:15] Takeo
Here. These are for you, Livia-chan.
[16:17] Livia
Ah, thank you very much.
[16:19] Takeo
I'll be waiting in a parking lot nearby.
[16:22] Livia
Understood.
[16:24] Takeo
Heya, great job. I'm sure my
customers will be pleased.
[16:27] Livia
I'm glad to hear it. It feels
nice to do something for others.
[16:32] Takeo
So, hey, there's somewhere I'd like
you to line up tomorrow, too.
[16:35] Takeo
Whaddya say?
[16:36] Livia
I accept, of course!
[16:38] Employee
Sorry to keep you waiting! We're now open!
[16:43] Sign
Plastic Models
[16:44] Livia
I-I can't tell what's what!
[16:47] Livia
Um, Shana's Custom Altingale...
Shana's Custom Altingale...
[16:52] Kobayashi
Here. This is it.
[16:53] Livia
Huh?
[16:54] Livia
Oh, thank you very much! Did Takeo-dono ask
you to buy some too, Kobayashi-dono?
[17:00] Kobayashi
Pretty much.
[17:04] Livia
Still, there are so many...
[17:07] Livia
Are these dolls quite popular in this world?
[17:11] Livia
I'd like this, please.
[17:13] Employee
I'm sorry, miss, but you have to take a quiz
in order to purchase this here item.
[17:19] Livia
All right.
[17:21] Employee
Then please tell me the real full
name of this robot's pilot.
[17:26] Livia
Shana—No, wait!
[17:29] (Flashback) Takeo
Here, take this.
[17:30] (Flashback) Livia
What's this?
[17:31] (Flashback) Takeo
You'll probably get asked something
when you check out,
[17:35] (Flashback) Takeo
so memorize what's written there.
[17:37] (Flashback) Livia
I see...
[17:39] Livia
Um, her full name is...
[17:41] Livia
Kyaba...i-iku...
[17:47] Livia
Kyabaik Nel Daikan...?
[17:50] Employee
Th-That's correct!
[17:54] Livia
That memo really helped me out.
[17:57] Takeo
I'll be sure to invite you if
another great opportunity comes by.
[18:00] Livia
Thank you very much.
[18:05] Livia
I think I'll splurge a bit on today's meal.
[18:11] Sara
Ah, it's Livia!
[18:13] Livia
Princess!
[18:15] Sara
It's been some time.
[18:17] Sara
Have you been well?
[18:18] Livia
Yes! And you, Princess?
[18:21] Sara
Indeed. Behold!
I am now able to ride a bicycle!
[18:25] Livia
Most impressive, Princess!
[18:26] Sara
Are you still quite homeless?
[18:30] Livia
Y-Yes, as embarrassing as that is...
[18:32] Sosuke
It's gotten pretty cold pretty quickly,
so don't push yourself too hard.
[18:35] Sosuke
I don't mind if you sleep on
the sofa in my office at night.
[18:39] Livia
I-I am not pushing myself!
[18:42] Livia
My living situation has improved of late!
[18:44] Livia
I actually just finished work for the day.
[18:47] Sosuke and Sara
Work?
[18:49] Livia
I line up early in the morning
[18:51] Livia
to procure these things
called plastic models.
[18:53] Sosuke
What? Models?
[18:55] Sosuke
So where's what you bought?
[18:57] Livia
I've already handed it over to my client.
[19:01] Sosuke
Livia, do you have any idea what your
client's going to do with these models?
[19:05] Livia
I'm told they'll be delivered to people
[19:08] Livia
who were unable to buy them otherwise.
[19:10] Sosuke
Yeah, they'll be delivered, I bet.
[19:12] Sosuke
By any chance, does your client hire
other people to do the same thing?
[19:16] Livia
Yes.
[19:19] Sara
Say, Sosuke, is this...
[19:21] Sosuke
Yup. A reseller. And they've got
a group operation going on.
[19:25] Livia
Is something the matter?
[19:27] Sara
You absolute fool!
[19:29] Livia
Princess?!
[19:30] Sara
Unbelievable! To think my retainer
is in cahoots with a reseller!
[19:35] Livia
Wh-What is a reseller?
[19:39] Sosuke
Someone who scoops up popular merch
[19:41] Sosuke
and flips it at a much higher
price for a profit.
[19:45] Livia
W-Well, we did stand in line early in
the morning for the people who wanted it,
[19:50] Livia
so isn't it only fair
to take a small handling fee?
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Popular
[19:53] Sign
Resellers
[19:53] Sign
R
[19:53] Sign
R
[19:53] Sign
R
[19:53] Sign
R
[19:53] Sign
R
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Customer
[19:53] Sign
Sold Out
[19:53] Sosuke
The problem is that resellers
end up buying up all the stock
[19:56] Sosuke
so regular customers can't get to it.
[19:59] Sosuke
Resellers only go after popular items,
[20:02] Sosuke
so if they work in a group, those items
instantly disappear from the market.
[20:05] Livia
In that case, can't more be made?
[20:08] Sign
Manufacturers
[20:08] Sign
Buyers
[20:08] Sign
Resellers
[20:08] Sosuke
Even if the manufacturer tries,
[20:08] Sign
Made some!
[20:09] Sign
Sold
[20:09] Sign
All gone
[20:10] Sign
More! More!
[20:10] Sign
More!
More!
[20:10] Sign
More!
More!
[20:10] Sign
In production
[20:10] Sign
I got you
[20:10] Sign
Resellers
[20:10] Sign
Business time
[20:10] Sosuke
they have no way of telling
how much resellers stocked up.
[20:11] Sign
In production
[20:11] Sign
It's just going to cost you
[20:11] Sign
Buyers
[20:11] Sign
Manufacturers
[20:11] Sign
Mass quantities
[20:11] Sign
Yay!
Yay!
[20:11] Sign
Made some!
[20:12] Sign
Huh?
[20:12] Sign
All gone
[20:12] Sign
More!
More!
[20:12] Sign
Sold
[20:12] Sign
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
[20:12] Sign
More! More!
[20:12] Sign
Huh?
[20:13] Sign
More!
More!
[20:13] Sign
Business time
[20:13] Sign
In production
[20:13] Sign
Deep in the red
[20:13] Sign
I got you
[20:14] Sign
It's just going to cost you
[20:14] Sign
In production
[20:14] Sosuke
So they can't get a good read on demand,
[20:14] Sign
Yay!
Yay!
[20:14] Sign
Mass quantities
[20:15] Sign
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
[20:15] Sign
Huh?
[20:15] Sign
Huh?
[20:16] Sign
Deep in the red
[20:16] Sosuke
and they can't go all-in on manufacturing.
[20:18] Sosuke
So the items never go back on the market,
and desperate people flock to resellers.
[20:24] Sosuke
Then they're worth even more,
[20:26] Sosuke
so resellers jack up their prices
[20:28] Sosuke
and work even harder to hoard all the merch.
[20:32] Livia
I-I see...
[20:34] Sosuke
There are even resellers who gather
people to buy up merch for them.
[20:40] Sosuke
Some go as far as hiring guys
to do the recruiting for them.
[20:45] Sign
Oolong Tea
[20:46] Sosuke
More and more stores
are trying countermeasures,
[20:49] Sosuke
but resellers use various
methods to slither through,
[20:52] Sosuke
so there's currently no real solution.
[20:56] Sara
In other words, resellers aren't buying
goods for people who can't buy them.
[21:01] Sara
They're monopolizing the goods
to hike up prices and reap unfair profits!
[21:06] Sara
They bring chaos to the market,
good customers,
[21:08] Sara
stores, manufacturers... everyone!
[21:11] Sara
They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
[21:13] Sara
They are true enemies of the state!
[21:16] Sara
That's what resellers are.
[21:18] Livia
I-I'm an enemy of the state...?
[21:21] Sara
Yes. Your crimes are worthy
of eternal damnation.
[21:23] Sara
Now, kindly disembowel yourself.
[21:24] Sosuke
Huh?
[21:25] Livia
Yes, Princess.
[21:26] Livia
I have hidden my sword in a coin locker at
the station. I shall go and fetch it at once.
[21:30] Sosuke
Whoa, wait a minute! Hold it!
[21:32] Sosuke
You're not really gonna
commit seppuku, are you?
[21:35] Livia
I have every intention to.
[21:37] Sara
Livia... That was a joke.
[21:40] Sara
Anyway, if you didn't know what was
going on, you shan't be punished.
[21:43] Sosuke
Not like you should be judging anyone
or handing out sentences either.
[21:47] Livia
Princess...
[21:49] Livia
You're so merciful!
[21:51] Sara
Just make sure you never involve
yourself with resellers again.
[21:55] Livia
Yes, Princess! I swear on my life!
[21:58] Sara
Good.
[23:25] Sign
I wanna hit it big at the horse races!
-Takeo
[23:30] Sign
Dear Customers,
This item is currently sold out.
We are unsure of a restock.
[23:30] Employee
I'm sorry. GF9 is sold out.
[23:33] Sosuke
Even though it came out today?
[23:35] Employee
The customers who lined up early this
morning bought up all the copies...
[23:39] Sosuke
Resellers.
[23:41] Sara
Curses!
[23:42] Sara
I shall cut down the resellers
and their toadies in a single blow!
[23:46] Sara
No mercy!
[23:48] Sosuke
What a coincidence. I feel the same way.
[23:52] Sign
Warning
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Noa
My name is Noa Minakami.
[23:57] Puriketsu
What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
[23:59] Noa
I work to spread the will of our
savior, Livia-sama, to the world.
[24:04] Puriketsu
Livia-chan, are you really a savior?
[24:07] Noa
Why, of course!
[24:08] Livia
I am not!
E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior
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[00:01] Noa
This is all wrong!
[00:03] Noa
I can't accurately
recreate her beauty in the least!
[00:10] Noa
Livia-sama...
[00:12] Noa
She is undoubtedly our savior who
will rescue this world filled with sadness.
[00:17] Noa
It is my sacred duty to serve her.
[00:22] Noa
In order to commemorate
our savior descending upon us,
[00:26] Noa
it is my present mission
to make a statue of Livia-sama.
[00:30] Noa
And in order to make that happen,
do forgive me,
[00:35] Noa
but I'll need a 3D scan of your
entire body, Livia-sama.
[02:11] Sign
#TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior
[02:13] Noa
I should have expected no less
from Gifu's top agency.
[02:16] Sign
No.1 in Gifu thanks to you!
[02:16] Sign
Just leave it all to me!
[02:16] Sign
Kusanagi Detective Agency
[02:16] Sign
99.9% of all requests completed
No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu
[02:16] Noa
They're certainly fast.
[02:26] Noa
At last, we meet again!
[02:30] Noa
Our savior, Livia-sama!
[02:32] Livia
Noa Minakami-dono, was it?
[02:36] Noa
Livia-sama actually remembers me!
[02:39] Noa
And she just said my name!
[02:42] Noa
Oh, I am so blessed! So honored!
[02:47] Noa
Yes.
[02:48] Livia
As I stated before, I am no savior.
[02:52] Noa
Why do you deny your destiny?
[02:55] Noa
Last time, you saved one of our lost
little lambs with your miraculous powers.
[03:02] Livia
Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts!
[03:06] Livia
S-Speaking of... What became of that man?
[03:10] Noa
Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,
and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama.
[03:17] Livia
What?
[03:18] Noa
Though he'd strayed from the right path,
[03:21] Noa
the miracle you performed in saving him
has yielded a change of heart.
[03:26] Noa
Now he's working even harder for us.
[03:28] Livia
I see. That's grea—
[03:31] Livia
No, it's not!
[03:32] Livia
He's clearly going down the
wrong path again because of me!
[03:37] Livia
Anyway, I have absolutely no
intention of guiding any of you.
[03:42] Livia
If you truly seek to heed me...
[03:45] Livia
Then stop deceiving those people
[03:47] Livia
and find an honest living!
[03:49] Noa
If that is what you desire,
[03:51] Noa
I promise to take a more wholesome
approach to my work.
[03:54] Livia
Do you mean it?
[03:55] Noa
I'm actually in the middle of creating
a new product to that end.
[04:00] Noa
So I was wondering if you would
honor me with your assistance...
[04:04] Livia
What exactly is this product?
[04:07] Noa
A statue of you!
[04:08] Livia
Huh?
[04:10] Noa
I'm going to create statues of you
and sell them to people!
[04:14] Livia
That makes absolutely no sense.
[04:16] Livia
No one would buy statues of me—
[04:18] Noa
That is positively untrue!
[04:20] Noa
One for every household.
[04:21] Noa
No! If we get everyone to buy one
and worship it daily...
[04:27] Noa
conflict would cease to exist
and the world would unite as one.
[04:31] Livia
Are you right in the head?
[04:33] Noa
But of course!
[04:34] Noa
Which is why I need you
to model for me, Livia-sama.
[04:38] Noa
I'll happily pay for your services.
[04:40] Livia
Well... I guess you're not
making anything suspicious.
[04:45] Livia
If you promise to stop
unjustly exploiting people,
[04:48] Livia
I suppose I can help you out.
[04:50] Noa
T-Truly?!
[04:53] Noa
Right this way, Livia-sama.
[04:56] Livia
What...
[04:58] Livia
is this contraption?
[04:59] Noa
It's called a 3D scanner. It's a
machine that scans whatever is inside
[05:04] Noa
from all directions to capture 3D data.
[05:08] Noa
You'll understand once we try
it out. Please, go right ahead.
[05:13] Noa
Very good. Now all you need
to do is just stand there.
[05:17] Livia
All right...
[05:22] Noa
Okay, I will now begin the scan.
Please don't move.
[05:26] Livia
R-Right!
[05:36] Noa
This is the 3D model that
we just created, Livia-sama.
[05:39] Livia
Th-That's amazing!
[05:43] Livia
Wow.
[05:44] Noa
Livia-sama, you're too close...
[05:46] Livia
This "three-dee" model thing...
What are you going to do with it now?
[05:51] Noa
U-Um, I'm going to edit the data
and print it with a 3D printer.
[05:57] Noa
Meaning...
[05:58] Noa
I'll be able to create something like this.
[06:00] Livia
I-I see.
[06:03] (Flashback) Sara
Okay, let's change her clothes now.
[06:06] (Flashback) Livia
Yes, Sara-sama!
[06:12] Livia
I guess girls do like dolls about this size.
[06:17] Noa
No, our main target is adult men—
I mean, all of humanity!
[06:23] Livia
Is it possible to change her clothes?
[06:26] Noa
Well, with this figure,
you can take off her skirt.
[06:31] Livia
No, that's not what I meant...
[06:35] Livia
I thought it might be fun if she
could wear various outfits.
[06:39] Noa
Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing,
[06:42] Noa
the figure's limbs would have to move...
[06:45] Livia
So it's not possible?
[06:47] Noa
N-No!
[06:48] Noa
If this is what you truly desire,
[06:50] Noa
I promise to create a doll version
of your statue as well!
[06:54] Livia
I'll look forward to it!
[06:55] Noa
Y-Yes!
[06:57] Noa
However, Livia-sama,
[06:59] Noa
if we're adding a dress-up option...
[07:01] Noa
Er, we'll need a different 3D model.
[07:04] Livia
A different one?
[07:05] Noa
O-One of you naked.
[07:07] Livia
Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense.
[07:10] Livia
Then please capture the data
with my naked body as well.
[07:13] Livia
You can do it with the same method, right?
[07:15] Noa
Yes, of course!
[07:17] Noa
B-But are you sure about this?
[07:19] Noa
You'll be revealing
your heavenly body to me...
[07:24] Livia
Please, take as good of a look as you need.
[07:27] Livia
Now then...
[07:30] Livia
Should I take off my underwear as well?
[07:34] Noa
I-If we're going to make the underwear
for the dolls out of cloth, yes!
[07:38] Liva
Okay, here goes.
[07:41] Noa
Livia-sama, our savior...
[07:44] Noa
No, God herself is naked before me.
[07:47] Livia
Okay.
[07:49] Noa
So precious...
[07:51] Noa
Thank you for blessing me.
[07:53] Noa
Take my money. Please... take my money!
[07:57] Livia
Um, I'd prefer if we could
get on with this already.
[08:00] Noa
O-Of course!
[08:15] Noa
All done.
[08:17] Noa
Th-This is the model of your
bare heavenly body, Livia-sama.
[08:21] Livia
Wow, it really is incredible.
So that's what my behind looks like.
[08:28] Noa
Um, L-Livia-sama, could you
please put your clothes back on?
[08:32] Noa
Any more fanservice and I'm
going to die of an overdose.
[08:37] Livia
Oh! I do beg your pardon.
[08:41] Noa
Thank you so much for your assistance.
[08:43] Noa
Now I'll be able to create a full model.
[08:47] Livia
It was no problem. I'm quite excited
to see the finished product.
[08:51] Noa
I-I promise I'll create something
that meets your expectations!
[08:55] Noa
Oh, here is your honorarium.
Does two million suffice for now?
[09:01] Livia
Two mil—
[09:02] Noa
Unfortunately, it's all
the cash I have on hand.
[09:05] Livia
I don't need that much money!
[09:08] Noa
But I must repay you.
[09:09] Noa
Not only did our savior
personally assist me...
[09:12] Noa
Y-You even showed me your naked body.
[09:16] Noa
Please allow me to pay you!
Please allow me to make this offering!
[09:21] Livia
You say that, but it's entirely too much.
It's not appropriate.
[09:26] Noa
Please wait!
[09:27] Noa
Then how about if I appoint you
as a product development advisor?
[09:33] Livia
An "add-vizor"?
[09:35] Noa
I would like you to keep overseeing
the quality of the product
[09:39] Noa
until it meets your standards.
[09:41] Livia
But I don't have any knowledge
or experience in this field...
[09:45] Noa
It's not a matter of expertise.
[09:48] Noa
I just need you to check the
samples every now and then
[09:51] Noa
to give me your honest opinions about them.
[09:53] Livia
Well, if that's all you need...
[09:55] Noa
So, you accept the position?
[09:58] Noa
Then starting tonight,
please feel free to stay here.
[10:01] Livia
What?!
[10:03] Noa
It would be highly inefficient for you
to always be coming and going.
[10:07] Noa
I'll make sure you have all you need,
and I'll pay you a consulting fee.
[10:12] Livia
Please wait. I couldn't possibly
let you do all that for me...
[10:16] Noa
Livia-sama, we're talking about
a proper employment arrangement.
[10:20] Livia
E-Employment?
[10:22] Noa
Yes. You must be compensated properly
so you're inspired to do your job well.
[10:27] Noa
Denying you that would be like
denying your motivation for the job.
[10:31] Livia
I-I see. I guess you have a point.
[10:35] Livia
Very well. I will accept my role as an
add-vizor and work faithfully!
[10:38] Sign
Product Development Advisor for a Cult
[10:41] Noa
I look forward to our partnership!
[10:41] Sign
Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl
[10:44] Sign
#TheMoochingLadyKnight
[10:48] Livia
I had no idea hamburgers were
so delightfully delicious.
[10:53] Livia
Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing.
[11:07] Livia
Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today.
[11:07] Sign
1 week later
[11:11] Noa
All right. I will give you
some money for your meal, then.
[11:15] Livia
Thank you!
[11:15] Sign
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
[11:15] Sign
Open
[11:15] Sign
"When you think of Gifu..."
[11:15] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[11:15] Sign
Gifu Flagship Store
[11:18] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[11:19] Livia
So this is Gifu tanmen...
[11:23] Livia
It's so light despite how heavy it looks.
It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor.
[11:30] Livia
The sweetness and texture of the pork
and cabbage go perfectly with this soup.
[11:35] Livia
Another order of noodles, please!
[11:37] Employee
Sure thing!
[11:39] Livia
Yum! This world is just brimming
with delicious things!
[11:45] Sign
NEW
MACHINES
[11:47] Livia
That's...
[11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara
I won big in pachinko.
[11:56] Livia
I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money.
[12:00] Livia
I'll make some more before I head back.
[12:13] Sign
PACHINKO
[12:13] Livia
To think I'd lose when all those
exciting visuals were playing...
[12:17] Livia
I shall reclaim you one day!
[12:25] Puriketsu
Hey, Livia-chan!
[12:27] Puriketsu
We meet again.
[12:29] Livia
Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well?
[12:32] Puriketsu
Well, I just found a new part-time job.
[12:36] Livia
Oh, that's wonderful.
[12:38] Livia
Is it, uh... another club
that offers sexual services?
[12:42] Puriketsu
It's a late-night karaoke place.
[12:43] Livia
Isn't that an establishment where you sing?
[12:46] Puriketsu
Yuppers.
[12:48] Puriketsu
It pays a lot less than sex work,
but they have employee discounts,
[12:52] Puriketsu
so it's been great to practice singing.
[12:54] Puriketsu
What have you been up to, Livia-chan?
[12:57] Livia
I'm currently a product development add-vizor!
[13:00] Puruketsu
Huh. So what kind of work do you do?
[13:02] Livia
U-Um, so there's this person making dolls.
[13:06] Livia
They did a three-dee scan of my body.
[13:10] Livia
And sometimes I tell them what I think.
[13:13] Puriketsu
Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live?
[13:16] Livia
I'm actually staying with who I work for.
[13:18] Puriketsu
What?! Is it a guy?!
[13:20] Livia
She's a woman.
[13:21] Puriketsu
I see... So you're sorta
like a live-in employee.
[13:25] Puriketsu
Do you get meals, too?
[13:26] Livia
Why, yes. She provides
all my meals and even clothing.
[13:31] Livia
She says that I'm free to do as I please,
so I usually read manga, watch movies...
[13:36] Livia
Oh! And I played pachinko today.
[13:38] Puriketsu
So, I'mma be honest here...
[13:40] Puriketsu
You're basically a mooch.
[13:42] Livia
What is this "mooch"?
[13:44] Puriketsu
Basically someone who lives off of a woman.
[13:47] Puriketsu
Most of them don't really work
and get allowances to just mess around.
[13:52] Livia
Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono!
[13:54] Livia
I, uh... It's not like I'm
living off of Noa-dono...
[14:00] Livia
I guess I am a mooch.
[14:02] Puriketsu
From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much.
[14:06] Sign
Mooch
[14:10] Puriketsu
By the way, Livia-chan, can you
play any sort of instrument?
[14:14] Livia
Huh?
[14:15] Puriketsu
You see, my band broke up the other day.
[14:19] Puriketsu
So I'm in the middle of finding new members.
[14:22] Livia
I see.
[14:23] Livia
As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa...
[14:28] Puriketsu
You play the biwa? That's a real surprise.
[14:31] Puriketsu
Hmm...
[14:33] Puriketsu
Then why don't you try playing guitar?
[14:36] Livia
The guitar?
[14:41] Puriketsu
I'm sure you'll do fine since
it's another stringed instrument.
[14:44] Livia
Very well. I shall give it a try.
[14:48] Livia
I have plenty of time, after all.
[14:53] Puriketsu
Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan!
[14:56] Livia
Um... please don't call me that.
[15:01] Livia
I've returned.
[15:03] Noa
Welcome back, Livia-sama.
Oh? And what is that?
[15:08] Livia
A guitar a friend gave me.
[15:10] Livia
I've actually started playing.
[15:13] Noa
Really?
[15:15] Livia
Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music?
[15:19] Noa
Huh?
[15:21] Noa
Well, I do a little songwriting
here and there.
[15:25] Noa
It's embarrassing to admit,
[15:26] Noa
but I did the background music
in the clan's promotional videos.
[15:30] Livia
My word! That's amazing.
[15:32] Livia
If you don't mind, would you give
my friend's band a listen?
[15:37] Livia
I don't know much about these things.
[15:40] Noa
If it's a request from you,
I'd love to, Livia-sama.
[15:49] Noa
Hmm...
[15:50] Livia
What do you think?
[15:52] Noa
Do you mind if I'm rather blunt?
[15:54] Livia
Not at all.
[15:56] Noa
In that case...
[15:56] Noa
Simply put, this is unacceptable.
[15:59] Noa
The vocalist is decent, at least,
but the track and performance are laughable.
[16:03] Noa
Each part is trying to play over each other.
There's no harmony whatsoever.
[16:06] Noa
There are entirely too many guitar solos
that make the song too long.
[16:09] Noa
It's so obvious they're all just trying
[16:12] Noa
to compete with the one decent
member, the vocalist.
[16:14] Noa
When you can hear the discord
through their music,
[16:16] Noa
the band is as good as done for.
[16:19] Livia
Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded.
[16:22] Noa
I figured as much.
[16:23] Noa
Then there's really no reason
to point this out now,
[16:26] Noa
but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't
a Drop" is also rather questionable.
[16:30] Noa
Quite a few bands these days
take bizarre names for attention,
[16:33] Noa
but this is clearly just an internet meme,
[16:35] Noa
so if you search for it,
that's all that comes up.
[16:38] Noa
It'd be fine if this was their way of saying
[16:40] Noa
they were determined to outperform the meme,
[16:42] Noa
but it's more likely a lack of imagination,
[16:44] Noa
so they just chose it for laughs.
[16:46] Livia
Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you
have a long road ahead of you.
[16:46] Noa
The song title "Fluffy Fluffy
Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense,
[16:49] Noa
yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal...
[16:51] Sign
Karaoke
[16:51] Sign
Karaoke Entrance
[17:02] Livia
How was that?
[17:02] Sign
#TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand
[17:03] Puriketsu
That was sick! Livia-chan,
that was totally sick!
[17:06] Puriketsu
Are you seriously a beginner?!
[17:08] Puriketsu
I've never seen anyone get so good
within a week of starting!
[17:13] Livia
Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar
instructor and a retired performer.
[17:18] Puriketsu
Even so, you improved ungodly fast!
How much have you practiced?
[17:23] Livia
Let's see... I believe
about fifteen hours a day.
[17:27] Puriketsu
Fifteen hours?! Are you okay?
[17:29] Puriketsu
When I first started out, my fingers would
bleed, so I couldn't even really practice...
[17:35] Livia
Well, I'm built quite sturdy.
[17:37] Puriketsu
I see. You've worked so hard,
I kinda hate to say it, but...
[17:42] Livia
Is something the matter?
[17:43] Puriketsu
I haven't found any other members,
[17:46] Puriketsu
and I haven't even been able
to write a single song yet.
[17:49] Livia
You've been having that difficult of a time?
[17:51] Puriketsu
Well, yeah. I am learning
songwriting from scratch, after all...
[17:55] Puriketsu
If I'd known it would be this tough,
I woulda learned more from my coworker...
[17:59] Livia
I see... Then why don't you
try speaking with Noa-dono?
[18:04] Livia
She's able to write songs.
[18:06] Puriketsu
For real?!
[18:08] Noa
Welcome. Are you the vocalist?
[18:11] Puriketsu
Thanks for having me over!
[18:13] Noa
My name is Noa Minakami.
Please just call me Noa.
[18:16] Puriketsu
Your place is super nice.
[18:18] Puriketsu
What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
[18:21] Noa
My work consists of spreading the
word of our great savior, Livia-sama.
[18:26] Puriketsu
Livia-chan, are you actually
a savior for real?!
[18:29] Noa
She is!
[18:30] Livia
I am not!
[18:31] Noa
She is.
[18:32] Puriketsu
I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan.
[18:36] Noa
You must have also been saved
by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san.
[18:40] Puriketsu
Yuppers!
[18:40] Livia
More importantly, Noa-dono, there's
something we wanted to talk to you about...
[18:45] Noa
I'd love to hear it.
[18:47] Puriketsu
It's totally not finished yet, but...
[18:51] Noa
That's quite all right.
[19:00] Puriketsu
Whatcha think, Noa-san?
[19:02] Puriketsu
No need to hold back on the critique with me.
[19:05] Noa
I'm not sure if I can call this a critique...
[19:07] Noa
because this is fundamentally a failure.
[19:10] Noa
All I can actually say about the track is
[19:12] Noa
that it does at least sound
somewhat like a rock song.
[19:15] Noa
Not a single part of it is memorable.
It's just obnoxious and boring.
[19:20] Livia
Noa-dono, I think that's enough...
[19:23] Puriketsu
Yeah, I knew it.
[19:25] Noa
Puriketsu-san, you're trying
to go pro, aren't you?
[19:28] Puriketsu
Uh-huh.
[19:29] Noa
To be quite honest,
with your current songwriting skills,
[19:32] Noa
the day you turn professional is eons away.
[19:35] Noa
I believe it'd be in your best interest
to let someone else write the songs.
[19:39] Puriketsu
Yeah, I guess you're right.
[19:42] Livia
In that case, why don't you have
Noa-dono write your songs for you?
[19:46] Puriketsu
Oh, yeah! That might totes work!
[19:49] Noa
Pardon?
[19:51] Puriketsu
What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san?
[19:54] Noa
U-Um, mostly subliminal
audio used for mind control.
[19:59] Puriketsu
Uh, what?
[20:01] Noa
Oh, nothing!
[20:03] Noa
Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos,
[20:07] Noa
but I mess around with Vocaloid
stuff to kill time as well.
[20:09] Puriketsu
That must mean that you can
make utamono stuff, too.
[20:12] Puriketsu
I'd love to hear some!
[20:14] Livia
I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono.
[20:16] Noa
Very well.
[20:19] Noa
I guess I can let you listen to this song...
[20:23] Livia
So you can make songs like this as well?
[20:26] Noa
You flatter me.
[20:28] Puriketsu
Well, I guess it's definitely
easy on the ears.
[20:32] Noa
Puriketsu-san, are you unable
to comment on accessible songs?
[20:36] Puriketsu
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
[20:39] Puriketsu
But if you're gonna make music,
don't you want it to be original?
[20:43] Noa
Ah, a common pitfall musical novices
fall into when they lack vision.
[20:48] Noa
You make your music accessible and casual,
[20:50] Noa
then gradually lure them into the depths
so they can't escape...
[20:54] Noa
The way to gather passionate followers is
the same in music as it is in new religion.
[20:59] Puriketsu
I see! You might actually have a point!
[21:02] Noa
For example...
[21:05] Noa
Those who can earnestly accept
others' views will grow.
[21:08] Noa
Of course, I probably won't
be popular among the masses,
[21:12] Noa
but with my songs,
if you get it, you really get it.
[21:15] Puriketsu
I f-feel really uncomfortable right now.
[21:19] Noa
I have more intense tracks as well.
[21:21] Livia and Puriketsu
Ooh!
[21:23] Puriketsu
This is awesome!
[21:25] Puriketsu
This is super cool!
[21:28] Puriketsu
Noa-san, could you please write me songs...
[21:31] Puriketsu
No, would you join our band?
[21:34] Noa
H-Huh?!
[21:36] Livia
That's a brilliant idea!
[21:38] Livia
We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono!
[21:40] Noa
What?
[21:41] Noa
M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...?
[21:44] Noa
Oh, I couldn't possibly!
[21:50] Noa
But if I were to join their band,
[21:52] Noa
I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side
even after we're done making the figures.
[21:56] Noa
Not only that, but we could even
practice all day together...
[22:01] Livia
Noa-dono?
[22:03] Noa
If you wish me to join, I would happily
take part in your band, Livia-sama.
[22:07] Puriketsu
For real?!
[22:09] Puriketsu
Livia-chan, Noa-san!
[22:11] Puriketsu
We're gonna work hard
towards our major debut!
[22:14] Livia
Yes!
[22:14] Noa
Indeed!
[22:15] Puriketsu
Heck yeah!
[22:18] Livia
Wait. Was my goal to make
a major debut in a band?
[23:50] Sign
I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!
- Asumi Yumisashi
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
I'm going for the trifecta!
[23:58] Sosuke
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
[24:01] Sara
I'm going to believe in my real luck!
[24:04] Sara
After all, it was powerful enough
[24:06] Sara
to bag me an SSR in the
first person I met gacha.
E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu
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[00:00] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:00] Sign
RAICHO
[00:01] Sign
#ThePrincessandtheKotatsu
[00:02] Sosuke
It's sure been getting cold lately.
[00:06] Sosuke
I guess it's time for it
to make an appearance.
[00:09] Sara
"It"?
[00:11] Sosuke
The almighty kotatsu.
[00:12] Sara
Wow! I was ignorant of such a secret delight!
[00:17] Sosuke
Kotatsus really are great.
[00:19] Sara
Indeed. I would like to award
them with the Nobel Me Prize.
[00:25] Sosuke
Don't rip off the Nobel Peace Prize.
[00:28] Sosuke
Okay, guess I'll go get dinner ready.
[00:30] Sara
What are we having?
[00:32] Sosuke
Hotpot.
[00:33] Sara
Hotpot at the kotatsu?
[00:35] Sign
Ajipon Wild
[00:35] Sign
Salads Steamed Foods
Hotpot Cold Tofu Yakitori
[00:35] Sara
The ultimate combo!
[00:38] Sara and Sosuke
Thanks for the meal.
[00:41] Sara
This might be the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
[00:45] Sosuke
You're in for even better
things in the future.
[00:48] Sara
Oh? Such as?
[00:50] Sosuke
Such as...
[00:52] Sosuke
Eating ice cream at the kotatsu.
[00:55] Sara
That's such a criminally delightful idea!
[00:57] Sara
You are truly a genius!
[00:59] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[01:00] Sosuke
Wanna give it a try right now?
I'm sure we bought some.
[01:02] Sara
Yahoo!
[02:38] Sara
The bath is free.
[02:40] Sosuke
You sure took your time in there.
[02:43] Sara
Indeed.
[02:44] Sara
Yuna and I were having a rather
heated debate about whether
[02:48] Sara
Oguri Cap or Red Hare would win in a race.
[02:51] Sara
Once I dry my hair, we'll begin round two!
[02:55] Sosuke
Don't stay up too late now.
She's got school, you know?
[03:01] Sosuke
Come to think of it...
[03:03] (Flashback) Sara
I would like to go to school.
[03:06] Sosuke
You brought up attending school before.
Do you still want to go?
[03:11] Sara
Yes.
[03:12] Sara
If there are other interesting peers
like Yuna, I'd love to meet them.
[03:16] Sosuke
Okay.
[03:18] Sosuke
Well, I'm seeing Brenda-san tomorrow,
so I'll ask her about it.
[03:22] Sara
Really?!
[03:25] Sign
#TheGirlfromAnotherWorldandFamilyRegisterIssues
[03:26] Sosuke
So, yeah.
[03:27] Sosuke
I couldn't find any proof that'd help
the client out with her divorce.
[03:32] Sosuke
Want me to continue the investigation?
[03:34] Brenda
No, that's quite enough.
[03:36] Brenda
Good work.
[03:37] Sosuke
Got it.
[03:39] Sosuke
Oh... By the way, there's
something I'd like to ask you.
[03:44] Brenda
And what might that be?
[03:45] Brenda
If it's legal advice, that'll
cost you 5,000 yen per half hour.
[03:51] Brenda
At least, that's my usual fee.
[03:53] Brenda
I'll help you out for free this time...
considering how close we are.
[03:59] Sosuke
Don't make it sound weird.
[04:01] Brenda
So, what do you need to discuss?
[04:03] Sosuke
Um...
[04:05] Sign
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
[04:05] Sosuke
Is there a way for a child who's not
Japanese to attend a Japanese school?
[04:10] Brenda
You mean a child with foreign citizenship?
[04:13] Sosuke
Well, yeah.
[04:15] Sara
I skipped grades and have already
graduated from school in my homeland,
[04:19] Sara
so I came to Japan to expand my horizons.
[04:22] Brenda
In that case, it doesn't sound like
you need to go to school in Japan.
[04:27] Sosuke
But don't you think it's a bit lonely
[04:29] Sosuke
to come all the way here
and not make any friends her age?
[04:33] Brenda
Well, I didn't have friends as a child.
[04:36] Sosuke
Could you not trauma dump
on us out of nowhere?
[04:38] Brenda
Anyway, if you contact the local board
of education, she should be able to get in.
[04:40] Sign
This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
[04:44] Sosuke
Would they want to look into her or anything?
[04:47] Brenda
Well, they'll at least confirm her visa
and talk to her national embassy.
[04:53] Brenda
Is something the matter?
[04:54] Sosuke
Er...
[04:55] Sosuke
This is totally hypothetical,
[04:58] Sosuke
but is it possible for a child
without a family register
[05:01] Sosuke
and of uncertain lineage to get
a Japanese family register?
[05:04] Brenda
You mean they're an orphan?
[05:07] Brenda
If a baby without a birth
certificate is found,
[05:10] Brenda
the local mayor can give them
a name and a family register.
[05:15] Sosuke
What if it's not a baby and, say,
a child about ten years old?
[05:19] Brenda
What kind of situation are they even in if
they don't know their history at that age?
[05:23] Sosuke
Uh... Maybe they've got amnesia?
[05:31] Brenda
If a thorough background check
doesn't turn up anything,
[05:36] Brenda
you could probably get a new family register.
[05:39] Brenda
The only other methods I can think of
are definitely not the legal kind.
[05:43] Sara
Hmm... It'd be quite problematic if they
did a thorough background check on me.
[05:49] Sosuke
Going under the table, eh?
[05:52] Sosuke
What to do...?
[05:53] Sara
You needn't worry about it so.
[05:55] Sara
I can continue just fine without a register.
[05:58] Sosuke
But you want to go to school, don't you?
[06:01] Sara
It's not as though
I absolutely need to, however.
[06:04] Sara
If I can't, then I can't.
[06:06] Sosuke
It's not like you can't go.
[06:09] Sosuke
I'm sure I can get more help if we need it.
[06:11] Sara
There's no point in putting
yourself at risk for my sake.
[06:15] Sosuke
I mean, fair, but...
[06:18] Sosuke
It's true that Sara and I just sorta
ended up living together.
[06:22] Sosuke
But still...
[06:24] Sosuke
I wonder if there's a way to get
you a family register legally.
[06:28] Sara
There is.
[06:29] Sosuke
Huh?
[06:30] Sara
We'll just make it known publicly
that I'm actually from another world.
[06:35] Sosuke
I see.
[06:36] Sosuke
I guess if you show off your magic,
people might actually believe you.
[06:42] Sara
Indeed, though there's the possibility that
your country will treat me like a lab rat.
[06:46] Sara
I'll probably be detained until they can
confirm that I am truly from another world.
[06:52] Sosuke
If you know that, why suggest it?
[06:54] Sara
Okay, why don't I just pretend
like I have amnesia?
[06:58] Sosuke
I admit you're a pretty impressive actress,
[07:00] Sosuke
but you'll have a real pro investigating you.
[07:03] Sara
Well, I'm not so confident that I think I can
completely fool a professional...
[07:07] Sara
I'd be helpless if they
used a truth serum on me.
[07:10] Sosuke
I've seen truth serum used in spy movies and
stuff, but does that stuff actually exist?
[07:15] Sara
Wait, does it not?!
[07:17] Sosuke
How would I know?
[07:18] Sara
Speaking of spies, I recently read a manga
about a spy who ends up
[07:23] Sara
forming a family with a girl
who possesses supernatural powers...
[07:23] Tateyama
By the way, that Sara girl...
[07:26] Tateyama
Her circumstances appear to be rather curious.
[07:28] Brenda
Yes. I don't know who she is exactly,
[07:32] Brenda
but Sosuke-kun being such a pushover
is almost problematic
[07:35] Brenda
if he's going so far for someone else's child.
[07:38] Tateyama
She may not actually be someone else's child.
[07:43] Brenda
What are you saying?
[07:44] Tateyama
She could be Kaburaya-sama's lovechild.
[07:48] Brenda
Oh, please. Isn't that girl about thirteen?
[07:52] Brenda
Given Sosuke-kun's age, he would've had
to have had her when he was in high school.
[07:59] Tateyama
I don't think it's that unusual to have
children while still in high school.
[08:05] Brenda
But we're talking about Sosuke-kun here.
[08:07] Brenda
Can you actually imagine him in
that kind of a relationship
[08:11] Brenda
with a beautiful blonde in high school?
[08:13] Tateyama
I believe you're aware
of Kaburaya-sama's charms
[08:16] Tateyama
despite him seeming rather plain, my lady.
[08:18] Tateyama
His athleticism, wit, and communication
skills are all quite noteworthy.
[08:22] Brenda
I had no idea that you thought
so highly of Sosuke-kun.
[08:27] Brenda
Is there a chance that you actually fancy...
[08:30] Tateyama
No. I hold no romantic
feelings toward humans.
[08:33] Brenda
Oh, that's right. Aren't you
currently seeing Gifu Castle?
[08:36] Sign
Gifu Castle
[08:38] Tateyama
That's my ex-boyfriend.
I'm currently seeing...
[08:41] Tateyama
Gujo Hachiman Castle.
[08:41] Sign
Gujo Hachiman Castle
[08:43] Tateyama
No matter. My point is that
Kaburaya-sama isn't exactly
[08:47] Tateyama
the diamond in the rough you think he is.
[08:50] Brenda
B-But he's so dull,
not to mention financially unstable.
[08:54] Tateyama
Heed me, my lady.
Detectives have a certain appeal.
[08:59] Brenda
What?
[09:01] Tateyama
Normies don't usually encounter them,
which makes them quite interesting.
[09:06] Tateyama
Their trade makes them excellent speakers,
and their broad range of knowledge
[09:10] Tateyama
can be extremely useful
when it comes to romance.
[09:13] Brenda
B-But Sosuke-kun's dirt poor—
[09:16] Sign
Ninomiya
[09:18] Brenda
Unfortunately, we couldn't find any evidence
that could be used for grounds for divorce.
[09:24] Brenda
If you go to court as things stand,
[09:27] Brenda
you'll be at a disadvantage, Ninomiya-san.
[09:29] Ninomiya
I see...
[09:31] Brenda
But if we use an investigator who's
an expert at getting this kind of intel,
[09:36] Brenda
we may yet uncover something.
[09:39] Ninomiya
Then why didn't we do that to begin with?
[09:41] Brenda
This professional has an extremely unique
skill set, so their rate is much steeper.
[09:47] Brenda
But considering what you'd stand to lose
if you went to court right now,
[09:51] Brenda
I'd say the fee is rather trivial.
[09:54] Brenda
P-Please, hire them to investigate.
[10:00] Sign
Ten days later
[10:01] Neya
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[10:03] Neya
This is the evidence you asked for
as well as my report.
[10:10] Brenda
You never fail to impress, Haruka-chan.
[10:12] Brenda
Day one, you acted like you were one of the
target's business clients and made contact.
[10:16] Brenda
Day two, you dropped your pass case in front
of the target and had him pick it up.
[10:20] Brenda
You exchanged contact info so
you could thank him in the future.
[10:24] Brenda
Day four, you had lunch with the target.
[10:27] Brenda
Day six, you had lunch with the target again.
[10:30] Brenda
Day eight, you went to a hotel with him
after dining at an oyster bar.
[10:35] Brenda
You always do such brilliant work.
[10:38] Brenda
I wish you could tell me exactly how you
get so close to these people so easily.
[10:43] Neya
Sorry, that's a trade secret.
[10:47] Brenda
By the way, when you went to the hotel, uh...
[10:51] Brenda
Did you go all the way?
[10:53] Neya
Oh, come on! I'm not some hussy
who'd sleep with anyone.
[10:58] Neya
I only go all the way when
I really feel like it.
[11:01] Brenda
I-I see...
[11:03] Neya
Is that it for this job?
[11:05] Neya
If you'd like, I can probably go as far
as to get him to say he'd leave his wife.
[11:11] Brenda
You make it sound so simple...
[11:13] Brenda
But this will suffice for the task at hand.
[11:17] Neya
That was another easy job.
[11:20] Neya
If only I could get Sosuke-senpai
to fall for me as easily...
[11:25] Sosuke
Nice to meet you. I'll be your mentor.
[11:25] Sign
Sosuke (24)
[11:28] Sign
Neya (22)
[11:28] Sign
Sosuke (24)
[11:29] Neya
I hope to learn lots, Senpai.
[11:31] Neya
Well, he seems rather dull.
[11:34] Neya
Is this guy really the star of this agency?
[11:41] (Flashback) Neya
I screwed up again today...
[11:43] (Flashback) Neya
Maybe I'm not cut out to be a detective.
[11:46] (Flashback) Sosuke
This is how everyone starts out.
[11:49] (Flashback) Neya
Even you, Senpai?
[11:51] (Flashback) Sosuke
Of course—
[11:52] Kusanagi
Of course not. Our dear ol' Sosuke
was a pro out of the gate.
[11:56] (Flashback) Kusanagi
He was brilliant.
[11:59] Neya
In the end, I couldn't catch up
to Senpai on normal jobs.
[12:04] Neya
So I wound up doing more
specialized investigations...
[12:08] Neya
Aw, man... if only Senpai would fall
for me, I'd do anything for him.
[12:19] Sara
That must be our mark.
[12:21] Sosuke
Yeah. Looks like he's about
to make some deliveries.
[12:25] Sosuke
This time, we're investigating
Yohei Ichinose, age 42.
[12:27] Sign
Yohei Ichinose
[12:29] Sosuke
He owns a liquor store.
[12:31] Sign
Mark = Investigation Target
[12:31] Sosuke
Our client is the mark's wife, Mika.
[12:33] Sign
Mika Ichinose
[12:34] Sosuke
Their son's in middle school,
and their daughter's in sixth grade.
[12:38] (Flashback) Mika
Starting about three months ago,
[12:40] (Flashback) Mika
strangely, he started staying out
on deliveries a lot longer.
[12:44] (Flashback) Mika
He also started buying us cakes
and other random gifts sometimes.
[12:48] (Flashback) Sosuke
It's true that doing a lot out of
the ordinary is a common sign of infidelity.
[12:55] (Flashback) Mika
Plus he just seems... livelier than before.
[13:01] (Flashback) Sosuke
Livelier?
[13:12] Sara
Oh? Did we already get a hit?
[13:14] Sosuke
Who knows?
[13:19] Sosuke
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
[13:24] Sara
Hmm...
[13:26] Sara
He just seems to be working earnestly.
[13:28] Sosuke
Yeah. He kinda looks like a downer,
but he's diligent
[13:32] Sosuke
and his regulars seem to trust him.
[13:35] Sara
Sosuke, I would also like some gyudon.
[13:39] Sosuke
Not right now. If I took you in there,
we'd draw too much attention.
[13:44] Sara
Even if I used a disguise?
[13:46] Sosuke
A disguise?
[13:57] Sara
How's this?
[13:58] Sosuke
Wow... Talk about convenient.
[14:01] Sara
Impressive, no?
[14:02] Sosuke
I mean, if you could do that,
you should've told me sooner.
[14:06] Sosuke
I could've forgone the complicated
exchange student backstory.
[14:10] Sosuke
But wait, you said you couldn't
[14:12] Sosuke
keep up spells for too long, yeah?
[14:14] Sara
Nay. Unlike my invisibility or flight magic,
[14:17] Sara
I can sustain this color-changing
spell as long as I'd like.
[14:20] Sosuke
Then you should've just pretended
to be Japanese to start.
[14:24] Sara
No, I like my blonde hair.
[14:27] Sara
Besides, this only works on
what I cast it on directly.
[14:31] Sara
My natural roots will show as they grow out.
[14:33] Sara
This is one of my favorite spells!
[14:38] Sosuke
It's day three of the investigation,
but we haven't really found anything.
[14:44] Sara
I wish he'd hurry up and show his true colors.
[14:48] Sosuke
Honestly, if he's not actually cheating
on his wife, that's just fine too.
[14:53] Sosuke
They have kids, after all.
[14:56] Car Navigation
You have entered Kasamatsu.
[14:59] Sosuke
We've left Gifu City? How far is he going?
[15:02] Sara
Ah!
[15:03] Sosuke
Wuh?!
[15:03] Sara
This is the first time
I've ever left Gifu City!
[15:08] Sign
#ThePrincessandHorses
[15:09] Sign
Off-Site Sales in Operation
[15:09] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack
[15:14] Sosuke
A horse track?
[15:18] Sara
It's quite cold outside...
[15:19] Sosuke
Winters in Gifu get real chilly.
Make sure you don't catch a cold.
[15:27] Sara
Ah, so this is what a horse
racetrack looks like!
[15:34] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
[15:34] Sign
Track
[15:34] Sign
1st Horse
[15:41] Sign
Dash
[15:41] Sosuke
I've been to this racetrack before,
but there sure are all kinds of folks here.
[15:46] Sosuke
There are even women and young couples.
[15:49] Sara
There don't seem to be any
children my age, though.
[15:53] Announcer
And there they all go!
[15:54] Sara
Ooh! It's started!
[15:58] Yohei
Go!
[16:00] Sara and Sosuke
Huh?
[16:02] Yohei
Run!
[16:04] Sosuke
Uh... That's our mark, isn't it?
[16:07] Sara
I do believe so...
[16:09] Yohei
Pull ahead! Pull ahead!
[16:11] Sara
He's completely different
from when he's working.
[16:14] Sosuke
Yeah...
[16:18] Announcer
We will now announce
the results of that last race.
[16:21] Sign
Dash
[16:21] Announcer
In first, we have #5, Hidagyu Nom.
[16:21] Sara
That was quite exciting!
[16:24] Announcer
In second, we have #3, No Ocean Prefecture.
[16:25] Sara
Sosuke, let us also buy a ticket!
[16:26] Announcer
In third, we have #7, Reseller Beggar.
[16:28] Sosuke
You dummy. We're still working.
[16:30] Sara
I mean, isn't this job basically over?
[16:34] Sosuke
Well, you've got a point.
[16:37] Sosuke
A man with no hobbies came to life
when he got into horse racing,
[16:41] Sosuke
but he probably couldn't tell his family
that he was skipping work to gamble.
[16:44] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
[16:46] Sosuke
Looks like he's betting on the next race, too.
[16:49] Sosuke
Well, since we're here,
I guess we can bet a hundred yen.
[16:53] Sara
Ooh!
[16:55] Sosuke
Who're you gonna pick?
[16:56] Sara
I get to choose?
[16:58] Sosuke
Sure.
[16:59] Sosuke
You can't play, since you're a minor,
[17:01] Sosuke
but nothing says you can't guess the results.
[17:04] Sara
What do they mean by "bet type"?
[17:04] Sign
Correct
[17:04] Sign
Inorrect
[17:04] Sign
Bet Type
[17:04] Sign
Win
[17:04] Sign
Place
[17:04] Sign
Bracket
Quinella
[17:04] Sign
Quinella
[17:04] Sign
Exacta
[17:04] Sign
Quinella Place
[17:04] Sign
Trifecta
[17:04] Sign
Trio
[17:06] Sosuke
That's how you bet.
[17:08] Sosuke
For "win," you're predicting
which horse will come in first.
[17:11] Sosuke and Isao
For "place," you're predicting the horses
that will place in the top three.
[17:15] (Flashback) Isao
And for the "trifecta" here,
[17:17] (Flashback) Isao
you have to guess
the top three in the right order.
[17:21] (Flashback) Isao
It's the hardest one,
but if you win, it's huge.
[17:24] (Flashback) Little Sosuke
Wow! Then I want that one.
[17:27] (Flashback) Isao
Attaboy! You're a real man!
[17:31] Sosuke
And that about sums it up.
[17:33] Sara
Indeed, I understand how to bet now.
[17:35] Sara
I shall go for the trifecta!
[17:38] Sosuke
A newbie like you going for
a trifecta is beyond reckless.
[17:42] Sara
I'm going to believe in my real luck!
[17:45] Sara
After all, it was powerful enough
[17:47] Sara
to bag me an SSR in the first-person-I-met
gacha upon coming to this world.
[17:52] Sosuke
Huh?
[17:53] Sosuke
D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that.
[17:56] Sara
Oh? Are you blushing?
[17:58] Sosuke
No.
[18:03] Sara
I've decided!
I choose 6, 2, and 5, in that order!
[18:06] Sosuke
Six...
[18:07] Sign
Amazing Technician
[18:08] Sosuke
Amazing Technician?
[18:11] Sosuke
He's only fifth in the ranks.
[18:12] Sara
But he's got a certain glint in his eye.
[18:15] Sara
He may seem dull, but he's
got a fighting spirit deep down.
[18:18] Sosuke
Okay, fine. So 6, 2, and 5, right?
[18:22] Sosuke
I'll go for something more reliable.
[18:25] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack
4th Race
Kobato-chan Love Love Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
6. Amazing Technician
2. Biggus Dickus
5. Uge-hey Ooba-bay
[18:26] Announcer
Now for the fourth race of the
Kobato-chan Love Love Cup.
[18:28] Announcer
Our second group of 2-year-olds
on the 1,400-meter track
[18:31] Announcer
are all lined up at the gate now.
[18:34] Announcer
And they're off!
[18:35] Yohei
Go!
[18:37] Sara
Go! Go forth, Amazing Technician!
[18:39] Sara
Biggus Dickus!
[18:40] Sara
Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
[18:42] Sosuke
I know it's only 100 yen, but this feels
totally different with money on the line.
[18:48] Announcer
And here comes #6, Amazing
Technician, from behind!
[18:51] Announcer
He passes three horses on the
outside and is picking up speed!
[18:55] Announcer
His rider is Takumi Furukoshi.
Look at him thrust those hips!
[18:59] Sara
Yes! Here he comes! Pass
them, Amazing Technician!
[18:59] Announcer
Amazing Technician is
catching up at top speed!
[19:02] Announcer
He cleanly passes #5, Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
[19:02] Sara
Pass them! Leave them all in the dust!
[19:04] Announcer
Ooba-bay can't take the Technician!
[19:07] Announcer
And now he tries his technique
on the front-runner, #2, Biggus Dickus!
[19:11] Announcer
Technique or size,
what really matters in the end?
[19:15] Sara
Yes! Here he comes!
Pass him, Amazing Technician!
[19:15] Announcer
And he nails him!
[19:18] Announcer
Amazing Technician uses his incredible
technique to overtake Biggus Dickus and finish!
[19:18] Sara
Pass him! Leave everyone in the dust!
[19:22] Announcer
Biggus Dickus comes in second,
and third is Uge-hey Ooba-bay.
[19:24] Sara
Heck yeah!
[19:25] Sosuke
Wait, seriously?!
[19:25] Announcer
He looks empty after letting it all out.
[19:28] Sara
How do you like that, Sosuke?
[19:28] Announcer
Coming in fourth is #3, Post-Nut Clarity.
He's definitely reached that point.
[19:29] Sosuke
To think you'd actually get
a perfect trifecta...
[19:33] Sosuke
This is seriously awesome.
[19:36] Sosuke
The payout is 3,350 yen?
Thirty times is unbelievable.
[19:41] Sara
Leave the next race to me as well.
[19:44] Sosuke
Okay, fine. You can use the
payout however you want.
[19:48] Sara
Very good!
[19:50] Sara
Okay!
[19:51] Sign
Kasamatsu 6th Race
[19:53] Sara
Yes!
[19:54] Sara
Yum! Yum!
[19:57] Sign
Kasamatsu 11th Race
[19:58] Sara
Yes! I got another perfect trifecta!
[19:58] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack
11th Race
Demon King of the Sixth Heaven Cup
Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
Trifecta
4. Cocco-chan
2. Rizz the Bocchi
5. Alba Cap
[20:02] Sosuke
The payout's 70 times?!
[20:05] Sosuke
H-Hey, how much did you
bet on that ticket again?
[20:08] Sara
I put in 2,000 yen.
[20:10] Sosuke
So you're getting... 140,000 yen?
[20:12] Sara
No, I also won a quinella place
and a trio, so after subtracting my losses...
[20:17] Sara
It comes to about 230,000 yen.
[20:20] Sign
100 yen
[20:20] Sosuke
You turned 100 yen... into 230,000?
[20:22] Sign
230,000 yen
[20:24] Sign
This current job
[20:24] Sosuke
That's more than our pay for this job.
[20:28] Sara
I emerge victorious!
[20:31] Sara
Sosuke, let us dine on Hida-gyu tonight!
[20:34] Sosuke
Am I allowed to partake in this meal?
[20:38] Sara
But of course!
[20:40] Yohei
Looks like you won big today.
[20:43] Sosuke
Yes, well... Ack!
[20:47] Yohei
Is something wrong?
[20:49] Sosuke
It doesn't look like he realizes
we were following him.
[20:52] Sosuke
Er, it's nothing. How'd you make out?
[20:55] Yohei
No luck at all.
[20:57] Yohei
But I only spend 100 yen each time.
[21:00] Sosuke
I see. So you're just here
to enjoy the race, then?
[21:04] Yohei
Yes.
[21:06] Yohei
I have kids about your daughter's age.
[21:09] Yohei
They're obsessed with a horse racing game.
[21:11] Yohei
While I was researching everything I could
so we could talk about it together,
[21:16] Yohei
I ended up hooked on real horse racing.
[21:19] Sosuke
Then why don't you bring your kids next time?
[21:23] Sosuke
I think they'd have fun.
[21:25] Sara
Yes! Indubitably!
[21:27] Yohei
Yeah. I'll think about it.
[21:30] Yohei
Well, I'll be going now.
[21:32] Sosuke
Oh, sure.
[21:37] Sosuke
We got caught up in the racing,
and then our mark even talked to us...
[21:42] Sosuke
I messed up big.
[21:44] Sara
Well, things like this happen
every once in a while.
[21:47] Sara
Don't be too glum.
[21:49] Sosuke
Whose fault do you think this is?! Huh?!
[21:51] Sara
S-Stop that, you fool!
[21:53] Sara
He actually thought that I was your daughter.
[21:53] Sign
Off-Site Sales in Operation
Kasamatsu Racetrack
[21:57] Sosuke
Well, I guess that's what
most folks would assume.
[22:01] Sara
Indeed...
[22:03] Sara
Ta-hay... Ta-hay-stee!
[22:06] Sara
Hida-gyu sure is ta-hay-stee!
[22:08] Sara
So is yakiniku and sukiyaki...
[22:09] Sosuke
What the heck's with that song?
[22:11] Sara
And then... horse sashimi! And yukhoe!
[22:13] Sosuke
Say, Sara.
[22:15] Sosuke
Do you want to be my actual daughter?
[22:22] Sara
Yeah!
[23:50] Sign
I'll make Senpai fall for me someday!
-Haruka Neya
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:56] Isao
So this is the girl who's
been in your care, Sosuke?
[23:59] Sosuke
Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
she's also your granddaughter.
[24:04] Isao
Wait, my granddaughter? What?
[24:06] Sara
It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!
E8 - The Princess and the Father
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[00:00] Sign
Kusanagi Detective Agency
[00:00] Sign
Contact us anytime
[00:00] Kusanagi
It's been a while, Sosuke.
[00:03] Sign
#ThePrincessandtheFather
[00:03] Sosuke
It's nice to see you again, Chief.
[00:07] Kusanagi
Since you've finally decided to come back,
[00:09] Kusanagi
does this mean you're over
your rebellious phase?
[00:09] Sign
Isao Kusanagi
[00:09] Sign
Detective,
Business Owner
[00:11] Sosuke
I'm not actually coming back.
[00:14] Kusanagi
Aw, too bad.
[00:17] Kusanagi
So, is this the girl who's been
in your care, Sosuke?
[00:21] Sosuke
Yeah.
[00:22] Kusanagi
I remember Neya-kun telling
me she was blonde…
[00:26] Sosuke
Her hair makes her stand out too much,
so I had her dye it.
[00:29] Kusanagi
I see.
[00:32] Sara
Ooh! It's so cushy!
[00:35] Sara
It's nothing like our sofa back home!
[00:39] Kusanagi
I bet not!
[00:40] Kusanagi
Now, what did you want to talk about?
[00:42] Sosuke
Her name is Sara.
[00:45] Kusanagi
I understand she's been through a lot.
[00:47] Kusanagi
I hear she was supposed to be doing
a homestay with a friend of yours,
[00:51] Kusanagi
but their place went up in flames.
Did I get all that right?
[00:55] Sosuke
As you've clearly deduced,
no, I'm not actually
[00:58] Sosuke
taking care of her because
a friend's place burned down.
[01:02] Kusanagi
I didn't think so.
[01:03] Kusanagi
If one of your old pals' houses
had burned down,
[01:07] Kusanagi
there's no way I wouldn't have heard about it.
[01:11] Kusanagi
So, what's the real story?
[01:15] Sosuke
Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
she's also your granddaughter.
[01:18] Sign
Father
[01:20] Sign
Grandfather
[01:21] Sign
Granddaughter
[01:22] Sara
It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!
[02:56] Isao
Wait, she's your daughter?
[02:58] Isao
S-So she's my granddaughter? What?
[03:01] Sosuke
Yeah.
[03:01] Sara
Grandpa!
[03:03] Isao
What's the meaning of this?
[03:05] Sosuke
Her name is Sara.
[03:07] Sosuke
She was conceived when I was in high school
[03:10] Sosuke
and things went too far one night
with a certain older woman.
[03:14] Sosuke
Her mother suddenly showed
up about a month ago,
[03:18] Sosuke
left Sara with me, and disappeared.
[03:23] Sosuke
She apparently has a grave
illness and no other family,
[03:27] Sosuke
so I'm the only one she can entrust Sara to.
[03:32] Sosuke
That's why she's living with me now.
[03:38] Sosuke
But Sara's mother didn't want people
to know that her father was a minor,
[03:44] Sosuke
so she never registered Sara's birth.
[03:47] Sosuke
That's why she has no family register
and hasn't been able to go to school.
[03:51] Sosuke
In order to put Sara in my
family register as my daughter,
[03:54] Sosuke
I need to get her a birth certificate.
[03:56] Sosuke
I was hoping you'd be able
to help me out.
[03:59] Sara
Pretty please, Grandpa.
[04:05] Kusanagi
I can introduce you to someone
who can do that for you.
[04:10] Kusanagi
I can even find you a recently deceased
woman who died alone of illness.
[04:15] Kusanagi
Shall I also introduce you to someone
[04:17] Kusanagi
who might accidentally fumble some documents?
[04:21] Sosuke
If you would.
[04:24] Kusanagi
However, Sosuke...
[04:26] Kusanagi
As I'm sure you're aware,
this is absolutely a crime.
[04:30] Kusanagi
Would the kind of justice-bound
great detective
[04:32] Kusanagi
that you strive to be really
stand for such a thing?
[04:38] Sosuke
I still need to ask you to do this for me.
[04:42] Kusanagi
To tell you the truth, I had Neya-kun look
into her as soon as she told me.
[04:47] Sosuke
Huh?
[04:48] Kusanagi
I managed to find out that on the night
of October 4th, you and the girl
[04:53] Sign
Gifu
[04:53] Kusanagi
just so happened to take a taxi
[04:56] Kusanagi
right after an explosion at a nearby park.
[04:58] Kusanagi
But I've got nothing before that.
[05:02] Kusanagi
There aren't any missing children
reports matching her description.
[05:06] Kusanagi
It's almost like she appeared out of thin air.
[05:07] Sosuke
He's basically sniffed out everything,
right down to Sara appearing...
[05:13] Kusanagi
Just who are you, Sara-chan?
[05:16] Kusanagi
And Sosuke, why are you doing
all of this for this girl?
[05:20] Sara
I'm from another world,
and I'm here because reasons.
[05:25] Sosuke
H-Hey, wait!
[05:26] Sara
The reason Sosuke is helping me is simply
because he's extremely kind.
[05:31] Sara
As his father, I'm sure
you know that very well.
[05:36] Kusanagi
So we've got ourselves an otherworlder.
No wonder I couldn't track you down.
[05:40] Sosuke
Wait. You actually believe her?
[05:42] Kusanagi
Like it or not, your old man's
the best detective in Gifu.
[05:45] Kusanagi
I'm an expert at seeing through lies.
[05:48] Kusanagi
If what she just said isn't true,
[05:49] Kusanagi
she's either a very talented actress
[05:51] Kusanagi
or a very unfortunate soul who actually
believes she's from another world.
[05:55] Sara
Hmm.
[05:56] Sosuke
So you're really going to help us out?
[05:58] Kusanagi
If my son is earnestly asking for help
in his rebellious phase,
[06:02] Kusanagi
how can I refuse?
[06:04] Kusanagi
However, I have one condition.
[06:07] Sosuke
You mean money?
[06:07] Kusanagi
No.
[06:08] Kusanagi
From now on, you'll address me
as "Dad" rather than "Chief."
[06:12] Sosuke
Uh...
[06:13] Kusanagi
Go on. Say it, Sosuke.
[06:16] Kusanagi
Say, "Please, Dad!"
[06:19] Kusanagi
Oh? What was that?
[06:21] Kusanagi
I can't hear you. Huh? What?
[06:21] Sosuke
P-P-Please...
[06:25] Sosuke
D-D...
[06:27] Sosuke
Dad...
[06:29] Kusanagi
Good! Leave this to your dear ol' pops!
[06:33] Sara
Indeed!
[06:34] Sara
I will be counting on you, Grandpa.
[06:37] Kusanagi
You seem to be taking all
of this extremely well.
[06:40] Sara
What a nice, understanding father.
[06:43] Sara
He clearly loves you very much.
[06:45] Sosuke
That's exactly why I didn't
want to rely on him.
[06:48] Sara
What do you mean?
[06:49] Sosuke
I'm sure that, deep down,
he really does love me.
[06:55] Sosuke
He has those emotions...
[06:57] Sign
Work Order
-Lure the target into infidelity
-Take photographic evidence
[06:57] Sosuke
So I have no idea how he's able to tear
other families and couples apart
[07:02] Sosuke
without even a second thought.
[07:04] Sara
I see. You must have also
been through a lot.
[07:10] Sosuke
Not as much as you.
[07:15] Neya
I've completed my report to Aisaki-sensei.
[07:18] Neya
She said no further investigation
is required for this case.
[07:21] Kusanagi
I see. Good work.
[07:23] Neya
Chief, you seem rather happy.
[07:26] Kusanagi
Ah, Sosuke just dropped by.
[07:28] Neya
What?! Senpai was here? What did he need?
[07:32] Kusanagi
I'm gonna get myself a grandchild.
[07:34] Neya
What?
[07:35] Neya
Er, could you explain that part?
[07:38] Kusanagi
Remember that kid Sosuke's looking after?
[07:41] Neya
Oh, yes. You mean Sara-chan.
[07:43] Kusanagi
She's going to become Sosuke's daughter.
[07:45] Kusanagi
Which means she'll be my granddaughter.
[07:48] Neya
Um... Wait, so Sosuke-senpai is going
to adopt Sara-chan as a foster daughter?
[07:53] Kusanagi
Not a foster daughter. His biological one.
[07:55] Neya
What?
[07:57] Kusanagi
So, yeah, we'll be issuing her a birth
certificate as Sosuke's own daughter.
[08:03] Neya
You actually believe their story, Chief?
[08:06] Kusanagi
Of course I do.
[08:07] Neya
Sara-chan's blonde, though.
[08:09] Kusanagi
When she came here,
she had black hair and eyes.
[08:13] Kusanagi
She was probably just a bottle blonde.
[08:15] Neya
Are you being serious right now?
[08:17] Kusanagi
Yeah.
[08:18] Kusanagi
Since she's my granddaughter, I can tell
that she looks a little like my ex-wife.
[08:25] Kusanagi
What a great day!
[08:27] Kusanagi
I mean, my rebellious son came
to introduce my granddaughter to me.
[08:31] Kusanagi
I couldn't be happier!
[08:33] Neya
Wh-What a doting parent. No, you're
actually just stupid! And conniving!
[08:38] Neya
If Sara-chan's going
to become Senpai's daughter...
[08:47] Neya
Then if I marry Senpai, I'll automatically
become Sara-chan's mother...
[08:53] Sara
I look forward to our time together, Mom.
[08:56] Neya
What?!
[08:58] Neya
Wh-What am I supposed to do?!
[09:04] Sara
Now, let us begin.
[09:05] Sign
#ThePrincessandHerFriend
[09:07] Yuna
I-I've never done anything like this before.
[09:10] Sara
Fear not! It is my first time as well.
[09:13] Sara
Let us just enjoy ourselves.
[09:14] Yuna
You say that, but...
[09:17] Sara
It'll be fine.
[09:18] Sara
I know how to be subtle.
[09:20] Sara
We're going to watch some
Romance of the Three Kingdoms movies
[09:23] Sara
for our first sleepover!
[09:24] Sara
Even if a film you recommend is utter crap,
[09:25] Sign
Like a Sword
[09:28] Sara
I promise I shan't say so out loud.
[09:30] Yuna
Nothing you just said suggests
subtlety whatsoever!
[09:33] Yuna
Well, whatever. Let's just get started.
[09:36] Yuna
I'll punch you if you say it's crap, though.
[09:38] Sara
My goodness, how frightening!
[09:45] Sign
Wei
[09:46] Narrator
At the end of the later Han Dynasty,
[09:48] Narrator
the world was in chaos
as the endless days of war wore on.
[09:56] Sign
The audio has been removed for copyright reasons.
[10:30] Sara
That was so good!
[10:32] Yuna
I told you.
[10:33] Sara
To think that Liu Bei's
grandson would reestablish
[10:36] Sara
the Han Dynasty along with Liu Bei himself.
[10:39] Sara
Going back into the past to change
history is such a new and unique idea!
[10:44] Yuna
Uh, you think so? As a trope,
I think it's pretty common...
[10:49] Sara
If I could go back in time,
[10:50] Sara
I'd work with Nobunaga-sama to take over...
[10:52] Yuna
Huh?
[10:52] Sara
Er, it's nothing.
[10:57] Sara
By the way, Yuna,
[10:59] Sara
I might end up going to school.
[11:02] Yuna
What? Wait, I thought you
already skipped a few grades
[11:05] Yuna
and graduated high school
in another country.
[11:07] Sara
Well, since I'm in Japan, I thought it
wouldn't hurt to go to school here, too.
[11:12] Yuna
I see. If you're commuting from your house,
I'm guessing it'll be Sawara Middle School?
[11:16] Sara
Probably so.
[11:18] Yuna
Huh. If you're gonna go to Sawara,
maybe I will too.
[11:23] Sara
You'd transfer schools just for me?
I'm sorry, but your love is a bit much.
[11:27] Yuna
I-It's not love!
[11:29] Yuna
I've been thinking about switching
schools for a while now.
[11:33] Sara
Has the bullying not been resolved?
[11:36] Yuna
It has, but I've been singled out ever since.
[11:40] Yuna
They're saying my family's ungrateful for suing
the people who saved us for a bit of cash.
[11:45] Yuna
We didn't even sue anyone...
[11:48] Yuna
And the only money we received
was for the legal fees and the detective.
[11:52] Sara
I guess things have been difficult.
[11:52] Sign
Dear Yuna,
Welcome home. I'm going to be late getting back again tonight,
so warm up some curry for the both of you.
You can also use whatever else you need to around the house,
so have a wonderful time with Sara-chan.
Love,
Mom
[11:54] Yuna
That's why I figured it might
be a good idea to transfer.
[11:58] Yuna
Going to public school
will be easier on my mom, too.
[12:01] Yuna
We moved here after my dad died,
so we don't really know anyone...
[12:06] Yuna
But I think I'll be okay if you're there.
[12:09] Sara
Then I guess we'll both only
have one friend at school.
[12:12] Yuna
Yeah. But you're super outgoing,
[12:16] Yuna
so once you start, I'm sure you'll
make tons of friends in no time.
[12:20] Sara
What are you talking about?
[12:22] Sara
I didn't have a single close friend
back in my homeland either.
[12:28] Sara
You are my first friend, Yuna. That will
not change even if we go to school.
[12:33] Yuna
I see. Thank goodness.
[12:36] Yuna
In that case, I'm looking forward
to going to school together!
[12:40] Sara
As am I.
[12:42] Yuna
You ready for the next movie?
[12:44] Sara
Indeed.
[12:55] Puriketsu
Wh-Why grasshoppers?
[12:58] Sign
#LittleMissReligiousLeaderEatsGrasshoppers
[13:02] Noa
Well, during lunch today...
[13:05] (Flashback) Noa
Livia-sama, is something the matter?
[13:08] (Flashback) Livia
Is this shrimp tempura?
[13:11] (Flashback) Noa
Why, yes, it is.
[13:12] (Flashback) Livia
I see...
[13:14] (Flashback) Noa
Oh no! Do you have a shrimp allergy?
[13:17] (Flashback) Noa
I'm terribly sorry I didn't ask beforehand.
[13:19] (Flashback) Noa
N-No! It's not that!
I've never eaten them before.
[13:23] (Flashback) Noa
Huh?
[13:25] (Flashback) Livia
People consume shrimp
in my homeland as well, but...
[13:29] (Flashback) Livia
I could just never get over how they look.
[13:31] (Flashback) Noa
I see. That is rather common.
[13:34] (Flashback) Noa
Allow me to get you a new dish.
[13:36] (Flashback) Livia
No, this is fine! I will eat it.
[13:38] (Flashback) Noa
But you don't care for it, right?
[13:40] (Flashback) Livia
The old me didn't.
[13:42] (Flashback) Livia
But now I can even eat grasshoppers!
[13:45] (Flashback) Noa
Grasshoppers?!
[13:47] (Flashback) Livia
Now, let us eat.
[13:54] (Flashback) Livia
Well, this is...
[13:56] (Flashback) Noa
It's what?
[13:57] (Flashback) Livia
Very similar to grasshoppers
and quite tasty!
[14:01] (Flashback) Noa
I've heard people say that
grasshoppers taste like shrimp...
[14:04] (Flashback) Noa
But you may be the first in history to say
that shrimp tastes like grasshoppers.
[14:09] Noa
Praise be our savior!
[14:12] (Flashback) Noa
Are grasshoppers that delicious?
[14:14] (Flashback) Livia
Yes. The texture is rather different from
shrimp, but they have a similar flavor.
[14:19] (Flashback) Noa
I see. You've gotten me curious about them.
[14:23] (Flashback) Livia
In that case, would you like
to try some grasshoppers, Noa-dono?
[14:26] (Flashback) Noa
Huh?!
[14:28] (Flashback) Livia
Puriketsu-dono is coming over tonight, too.
[14:30] (Flashback) Livia
Since you two have done so much for me,
I'd be happy to treat you!
[14:36] Noa
And here we are.
[14:39] Puriketsu
We're supposed to be deciding on
our band name tonight, but...
[14:43] Puriketsu
I think I'll go—
[14:45] Noa
Ah, Livia-sama is preparing
a homemade meal for me!
[14:50] Noa
I couldn't be happier!
[14:52] Noa
But grasshoppers?!
[14:55] Livia
Now, please help yourselves, you two!
[14:57] Noa
Yes. Th-Thank you for this meal.
[15:00] Puriketsu
Th-Thanks...
[15:04] Puriketsu
Hey, these nukazuke pickles
go great with rice!
[15:07] Livia
Right? I made them myself!
[15:10] Livia
Now try some of the
freshly fried grasshoppers!
[15:12] Puriketsu
Er, I...
[15:14] Puriketsu
Man, this rice is good!
[15:14] Noa
This is a holy grasshopper that
Livia-sama herself provided unto me...
[15:19] Noa
It would be no exaggeration to say
I'm partaking of the body of Livia-sama.
[15:33] Noa
The crunch of the coating
and the saltiness filling my mouth...
[15:38] Noa
The texture isn't at all juicy
like a shrimp, but rather dry.
[15:42] Noa
Instead of comparing it to shrimp,
[15:43] Noa
it's much like the flavor
of dried sakura shrimp.
[15:47] Noa
Competing against shrimp tempura,
the shrimp tempura would win, hands down.
[15:50] Noa
But the hint of bitterness
would go well with sake,
[15:52] Noa
and I could maybe see one out of fifty rather
unique individuals preferring this to shrimp.
[15:52] Sign
We have grasshopper tempura.
[15:52] Sign
A delicacy
[15:52] Sign
We only take cash!
[16:01] Livia
What do you think?
[16:03] Noa
Yes, it's quite delicious.
[16:05] Noa
It would be no exaggeration to say this
is the most exquisite thing I've ever eaten.
[16:10] Puriketsu
Uh...
[16:11] Livia
I'm very happy to hear
that you like it so much.
[16:14] Livia
If I hadn't encountered grasshoppers,
my hungry homeless life
[16:19] Livia
just may have broken me.
[16:21] Livia
Honestly, I'd say that
grasshoppers were my savior.
[16:26] Noa
Unbelievable. I had no idea that
grasshoppers were so special.
[16:30] Noa
Livia-sama, why don't we
have your divine statue
[16:34] Noa
that we're making hold a grasshopper?
[16:37] Livia
That would be wonderful! I want everyone
to find out how amazing grasshoppers are.
[16:42] Noa
Are there any other items that
you think would represent you?
[16:46] Livia
Hmm, I wonder...
Well, how about a basketball?
[16:51] Livia
I had so much fun playing basketball with
Saito-dono and the others back at the clan.
[16:55] Noa
Very well. Then I shall have our statue of you
[16:58] Noa
holding a grasshopper and a basketball.
[17:01] Livia
That sounds just fine to me.
[17:05] Noa
These grasshoppers are divine.
[17:07] Noa
They pair nicely with rice.
[17:08] Livia
Don't they?
[17:11] Livia
Mm, yes, they really are scrumptious.
[17:14] Livia
But I must say, I vastly prefer
the shrimp tempura we had for lunch.
[17:19] Noa
Huh?
[17:20] Puriketsu
Livia-chan's totally right!
These pickles are wicked awesome!
[17:25] Livia
Wow, you cleaned your plate!
[17:27] Livia
I have plenty more grasshoppers,
so please, eat as many as you'd like.
[17:49] Noa
No!
[17:52] Livia
Stop that at once!
[17:55] Noa
Livia-sama?!
[17:56] Livia
My name is not Livia!
[17:58] Livia
Hup!
[17:59] Livia
My name is...
[18:02] Livia
Grasshopper the Savior!
[18:10] Noa
O-O great savior!
[18:17] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[18:18] Noa
How about this for our band name?
[18:19] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[18:21] Puriketsu
Fine by me, I guess.
[18:23] Livia
I'm also fine with it...
[18:25] Livia
But why?
[18:27] Noa
It came to me in a dream.
[18:28] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[18:32] Sign
#ThePrincessandAge
[18:34] Sosuke
Sara.
[18:35] Sosuke
Do you happen to know your birthday?
[18:38] Sara
The fourteenth day of the fifth month of the
427th year of the imperial calendar.
[18:43] Sosuke
And what would that be in AD?
[18:46] Sara
Hmm... Wait a moment as
I do some calculations.
[18:50] Sara
Let's see. Nobunaga-sama was born in 1534 AD,
so the first year of our calendar would be...
[18:57] Sara
Okay, now to convert that
to this world's calendar...
[19:01] Sara
I've got it!
[19:03] Sosuke
July 6th, 2012?
[19:06] Sosuke
Wait, didn't you say you were thirteen?
[19:09] Sara
Indeed.
[19:10] Sosuke
Then isn't this a year off?
[19:13] Sosuke
If that's your birthday,
you'd be twelve this year.
[19:17] Sara
Hmm...
[19:19] Sara
Oh!
[19:20] Sosuke
So you were wrong?
[19:21] Sara
No. In my world, we start counting
your age at one when you're born,
[19:25] Sara
then add another year on the
first day of every lunar year.
[19:29] Sosuke
Oh, like the way we did it in old times.
[19:31] Sosuke
Nowadays in Japan,
you start at zero when you're born,
[19:34] Sosuke
and you age up a year when you hit
your birthday like in the West.
[19:37] Sara
I see.
[19:40] Sosuke
So, something unexpected just happened...
[19:43] Sara
Hmm?
[19:44] Sosuke
This means that you'll be going
[19:46] Sosuke
to elementary school rather than junior high.
[19:51] Sara
Oh dear.
[19:56] Sosuke
Despite that hiccup right before
we pulled the trigger on our plan,
[20:00] Sosuke
getting her family register was a breeze.
[20:03] Sosuke
All the necessary documents were flawless,
[20:05] Sosuke
and her birth certificate
was accepted without issue.
[20:10] Sign
Sara Kusanagi
[20:10] Sosuke
And so the seventh princess of
the Ofim Empire, Sara da Odin,
[20:14] Sosuke
officially became the daughter of a
Japanese man named Sosuke Kusanagi,
[20:18] Sosuke
and was henceforth
legally known as Sara Kusanagi.
[20:20] Sign
Sara Kusanagi
[20:20] Sign
Grade Schooler
[20:25] Sara
All right, let's go.
[20:27] Sosuke
Yeah.
[20:28] Kusanagi
Yes, let's go.
[20:33] Sosuke
Why are you tagging along, too?
[20:36] Kusanagi
Why wouldn't a grandfather walk his precious
granddaughter to school on her first day?
[20:40] Sosuke
I mean, some might see them off,
but most wouldn't go with them.
[20:44] Kusanagi
It's just to the gate, so chill.
[20:46] Kusanagi
Besides, need I remind you
who bought Sara-chan's backpack?
[20:51] (Flashback) Sosuke
That's steep!
[20:53] (Flashback) Sosuke
You could be a damn PS5!
[20:55] (Flashback) Kusanagi
Sara-chan, your grandpa will
buy you whatever you'd like.
[20:58] (Flashback) Kusanagi
You don't need to worry about the price
at all. What color would you like?
[21:03] (Flashback) Sara
I want the same kind that Conan-kun has!
[21:06] (Flashback) Kusanagi
I see! I guess you're going to be
a great detective in the future!
[21:13] Sara
Oh, it's fine!
[21:16] Sara
I'm quite happy to be walking to school
with both of you, Sosuke and Grandpa!
[21:20] Kusanagi
Yes, indeed. You're such
a good girl, Sara-chan.
[21:27] Sara
Sosuke! If you don't hurry up,
I'm going to leave you behind!
[21:34] Sosuke
Coming.
[23:07] Sign
I hope Yuna can have fun at her new school.
-Mami Naganawa
[23:12] Sign
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
[23:12] Sign
Sawara Middle
[23:13] Female Teacher
This is Yuna Naganawa-san,
who'll be joining us starting today.
[23:15] Sign
Yuna
Naganawa
[23:17] Female Teacher
Naganawa-san, please introduce yourself.
[23:21] Sign
Sara
[23:21] Sign
In call
[23:21] Sara
By the way, apparently, I'm actually twelve.
[23:24] Sara
I'm now going to an elementary school.
[23:27] (Flashback) Yuna
What?
[23:33] Female Teacher
Naganawa-san?
[23:38] Yuna
How...
[23:40] Female Teacher
How?
[23:43] Yuna
H-How...
[23:46] Yuna
How dare you deceive me like this?!
[23:52] Sign
#TheLonerMiddleSchooler
[23:55] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
I have successfully spent my day as a
completely normal grade school student.
[24:00] Sosuke
Did you make any friends?
[24:02] Sara
Indeed! I believe I have made four
boyfriends and three retainers!
[24:07] Sosuke
You sure nothing happened?
E9 - The Demon Lord's Descendant Makes Her Grade School Debut
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[00:00] Sign
Sara Kusanagi
[00:02] Sign
#TheDemonLord'sDescendantMakesHerGradeSchoolDebut
[00:02] Sara
I am Sara Kusanagi, and I will
be your classmate starting today.
[00:06] Sara
I have never been to school before,
so I may impose upon you,
[00:11] Sara
but I hope you'll be friends with me.
[00:15] Girl A
Why haven't you been to school before?
[00:17] Sara
It's rather complicated.
[00:19] Girl A
Like how?
[00:20] Yamashita
Come on, stop prying into another
student's family circumstances.
[00:24] Girl A
Okay.
[00:25] (Flashback) Principal
About the new transfer student,
Kusanagi-san...
[00:28] (Flashback) Principal
Make sure not to pry into her business.
[00:31] (Flashback) Principal
Got it?
[00:32] (Flashback) Yamashita
But sir, this student has clearly
been through a lot, and she's
[00:37] (Flashback) Yamashita
transferring with barely any explanation...
[00:40] (Flashback) Principal
Please, just leave it.
[00:43] Sara
I cannot divulge where I hail from
or was raised,
[00:46] Sara
but you may inquire as to
my hobbies or favorite foods.
[00:52] Yamashita
She talks like she's some
sort of old-world royalty...
[00:57] Yamashita
Is a princess from the Sengoku period
hiding her true identity
[01:01] Yamashita
while going to a normal school?
[01:04] Yamashita
Nah, of course not.
[02:41] Sara
And there.
[02:42] Yamashita
Th-That's correct.
[02:45] Yasunaga
Looks like a big shot has entered the ring.
[02:46] Sign
Yayoi Yasunaga
[02:46] Sign
Grade Schooler
[02:48] Yasunaga
She's cute and she's smart?
[02:51] Yasunaga
I guess it wouldn't hurt to make friends.
[02:55] Okumura
K-Kusanagi-san, what cram school do you go to?
[02:56] Sign
Hideto Okumura
[02:56] Sign
One of the Four
Hottie Kings
of Class 6-2
[02:59] Sara
Cram school? I don't go to cram school.
[03:03] Okumura
Then do you have a private tutor?
[03:04] Sara
I don't currently have a private tutor, no.
[03:07] Okumura
I don't believe it... I never thought
anyone would beat me in math.
[03:12] Okumura
People hate me for my rotten personality.
[03:14] Okumura
My looks and academics are all I have,
so if you take my academics,
[03:17] Okumura
what do I have left?
[03:19] Sara
Now, don't be so glum.
[03:22] Sara
I would have had a harder time
in any other subject.
[03:25] Okumura
R-Really? Thank goodness.
[03:28] Yasunaga
She can even be thoughtful.
[03:30] Yasunaga
Not bad!
[03:32] Okumura
I've never met a lady as wise as you!
[03:36] Okumura
Please go out with me!
[03:38] Sara
That's rather sudden, but your
promptness rates highly with me.
[03:43] Sara
Let us begin by being friends.
[03:46] Okumura
A-All right!
[03:48] Okumura
I swear that I'll capture your heart!
[03:50] Sara
Indeed. I look forward to it, Hideto Okumura.
[03:54] Okumura
Wait, I didn't tell you my name, did I?
[03:57] Sara
Before entering the classroom this morning,
[03:59] Sara
I looked at the class photo to memorize
everyone's names and faces.
[04:04] Okumura
Wow. You're amazing.
[04:07] Yasunaga
Say, Kusanagi-san, why don't we hang out?
[04:11] Sara
You're Yayoi Yasunaga, Yoko Chikada,
and Shizuka Tsuyama.
[04:15] Sara
I would love to.
[04:16] Tsuyama
Wow, she really did memorize our names!
[04:19] Chikada
Where did you used to live, Kusanagi-san?
[04:22] Sara
I lived alone with my mother
in a faraway land.
[04:26] Sara
She recently passed, and now I'm here
with my father, who lives in Gifu.
[04:31] Chikada
Must be hard.
[04:33] Sara
'Tis nothing. Life in this
country is quite enjoyable.
[04:36] Sara
I also get along with my father,
[04:39] Sara
though I worry, since he's such a pushover.
[04:42] Tsuyama
Huh! So, what does your father do?
[04:45] Sara
He's a detective.
[04:46] Miyazaki
A detective? Your dad's a detective? For real?
[04:47] Sign
Kotaro Miyazaki
[04:47] Sign
One of the Four Hottie
Kings of Class 6-2
[04:50] Sara
For real.
[04:51] Miyazaki
Whoa! That's totally awesome!
[04:54] Sara
Isn't it, though?
[04:56] Sara
By the way, what are you lot doing?
[04:58] Miyazaki
Never heard of a ruler battle?
[05:00] Sara
Rule battle?
[05:01] Miyazaki
Ruler battle!
[05:03] Sara
And what is this "ruler battle"?
[05:04] Miyazaki
We battle with rulers!
[05:06] Sara
You keep talking but manage to say nothing.
[05:09] Miyazaki
You go like this... and if you knock off
the other guy's ruler, you win!
[05:13] Sara
Oho, that seems rather amusing.
[05:16] Miyazaki
You want in?
[05:18] Sara
Indeed.
[05:18] Yasunaga
Excuse me, Miyazaki-san.
Kusanagi-san was talking to us.
[05:23] Sara
Then why don't we all
join in ruler battle?
[05:23] Sign
Hida Beef
[05:27] Chikada
We're not really interested
in childish games like that.
[05:31] Sara
Then I guess I will be
the only one participating.
[05:34] Sara
Hup!
[05:36] Boy A
She managed it from that far?!
[05:38] Sara
Take that!
[05:39] Boy B
She got me again!
[05:41] Sara
Hiyah!
[05:43] Boy C
How is your control that good?
[05:46] Sara
I am quite confident
in my mathematical abilities.
[05:49] Boy C
What's that mean?
[05:50] Okumura
It means Kusanagi-san is able to calculate
where to flick on the ruler
[05:55] Okumura
and at what angle to send it
in the right direction
[05:58] Okumura
with precise force.
[06:00] Miyazaki
I have no idea what you just said,
but that rules!
[06:02] Miyazaki
I've never met a girl that's
better than me at ruler battles!
[06:05] Miyazaki
Let's get married!
[06:07] Sara
You are also quite prompt.
[06:10] Sara
Let us start off as friends.
[06:13] English Teacher
Now then, Mr. Konta! First speech!
[06:17] Konta
Yes!
[06:18] Sign
Hideyoshi Konta
[06:18] Sign
One of the Four
Hottie Kings
of Class 6-2
[06:18] Konta
I speak English very, very good!
Oh, so very, very good!
[06:22] Sign
°Actually hate speech in fluent English that's unbearable to listen to
[06:22] Boy D
Awesome!
[06:22] Konta
Extremely very, very good!
For real very, very good!
[06:24] Girl
I have no idea what he said, but he's great!
[06:27] Miyazaki
Dude's English is very, very good.
[06:30] English Teacher
Next up, let's have the transfer student,
Miss Kusanagi, do an easy self intro.
[06:35] English Teacher
Are you up for the challenge?
[06:38] Sara
Indeed, I am always up for a challenge.
[06:43] Sara
This is a short skit I call "Sushi Shop."
[06:46] Yasunaga
Huh?!
[06:47] Sara
That was delicious! How much?
[06:49] Sara
Here's your hamachi!
[06:51] Sara
No, I'm asking how much (ikura).
[06:52] Sara
Here's your ikura!
[06:53] Sara
No, no! How much?
[06:55] Sara
Here's your hamachi!
[06:56] Sara
No! How much is it (ikura deska)?!
[06:59] Sara
No, this is hamachi!
[07:02] Sara
Yeah, I'm done with this!
[07:04] Sara
Thank you very much.
[07:07] Yasuanga
Her pronunciation was a mess,
and that wasn't even an introduction,
[07:11] Yasuanga
but the nerve to pull a skit
out of nowhere is incredible.
[07:14] Yasuanga
What's with her?
[07:17] Konta
I speak English very, very good!
Oh, so very, very good!
[07:17] Sign
I'm shocked to find such a cute and funny girl living in our island nation! Please be my girlfriend!
[07:21] Konta
Extremely very, very good!
Like, for real very, very good!
[07:25] Sara
I haven't the slightest what you're
saying, but I think I get the gist.
[07:25] Konta
Extremely for real very, very good!
[07:28] Sara
Let's start off as friends.
[07:30] Konta
Girlfriend?!
[07:31] Sara
Nay. Just friends.
[07:34] Class Lead
Let's eat.
[07:36] All
Let's eat.
[07:40] Sara
Hmm...
[07:42] Sign
Every Morning Milk
[07:42] Sara
Why milk?
[07:44] Miyazaki
If you don't like milk,
want me to drink yours?
[07:47] Sara
I don't dislike milk, but why have they
paired it with white rice?
[07:52] Yasunaga
You amateur.
[07:53] Sign
Hatsushimo: A type of rice that is mostly produced in the Mino area of Gifu Prefecture. Each grain is big, and texturally, it's firm and not very sticky.
It also has the perfect amount of sweetness. Because it's delicious even when cold, it's perfect for bento, as well as sushi rice and fried rice.
It's also an excellent base for Japanese sake.
[07:54] Yasunaga
All school lunches in Gifu City
use Hatsushimo.
[07:57] Yasunaga
Be it with milk, juice, bread, or even pasta,
Hatsushimo pairs perfectly with any dish.
[08:02] Yasunaga
You could even have a side of
Koshihikari rice with your Hatsushimo.
[08:07] Sara
Then again, I suppose some people
enjoy rice porridge made with milk.
[08:12] Sara
'Tis not bad!
[08:13] Yasunaga
She's so open-minded!
[08:15] Yasunaga
And she's really good at using chopsticks!
[08:18] Miyazaki
You eat super fast! Were you that hungry?
[08:22] Sara
Indeed. My family is poor, so we
don't get much for breakfast.
[08:25] Sign
Every Morning Milk
[08:29] Sign
Mahiro Iino
[08:29] Sign
One of the Four Hottie
Kings of Class 6-2
[08:30] Boy D
Iino-san, who only comes to school to eat,
[08:32] Boy D
just gave his dessert to someone else?
[08:34] Girl A
He's basically asking her out!
[08:37] Sara
What's with this mandarin?
[08:39] Iino
Y-You can have it.
[08:40] Sara
Is this some kind of pity gesture?
[08:44] Iino
I-I really like people who l-look
like they really enjoy their food.
[08:50] Sara
Ah, I see! I also like people
who enjoy their food.
[08:56] Okumura
Ah, our lunches are perfectly balanced
nutritionally yet again today!
[09:00] Miyazaki
Our school lunch is so good!
[09:02] Miyazaki
It's super-ultra-hyper miraculously delicious!
[09:04] Konta
Oh, yummy! Delicious! Tasty!
[09:08] Yasunaga
No way. Each one of our Four Hottie Kings
has fallen for Kusanagi-san.
[09:15] Sara
Such lively lunchtimes make for great fun!
[09:18] Tsuyama
Don't you think the transfer's
getting a little ahead of herself?
[09:22] Chikada
She totally is.
That girl's definitely a hussy.
[09:25] Yasunaga
Hey, what does "hussy" mean?
[09:27] Chikada
No idea, but my dad calls my mom
that all the time when he's mad.
[09:33] Yasunaga
Yeah, she might be getting ahead of herself.
[09:36] Yasunaga
As the children's chairwoman,
[09:37] Yasunaga
I guess I'm going to have
to give this hussy a warning.
[09:53] Yasunaga
Here they come!
[09:56] Tsuyama
Hrgh! My stomach hurts all of a sudden.
[10:00] Chikada
Oh no! I'll take her to the nurse's office,
[10:03] Chikada
so you get the hula hoops
and go on without us, Kusanagi-san.
[10:06] Sara
Will you be all right? I can go with you.
[10:10] Tsuyama
I'm fine. I think Yasunaga-san's
waiting for you.
[10:14] Sara
Very well.
[10:23] Sara
Hello? There's still someone in here!
[10:27] Yasunaga
I'll let you out when our lunch break is over,
so you can think about what you've done.
[10:28] Sara
Hello?
[10:29] Sara
Hello?
[10:31] Sara
Hello? Oh well. What recourse do I have?
[10:42] Sara
Oh, you three are still here.
[10:45] Chikada
Did you actually snib the door?
[10:45] Sign
"Snib the door": Gifu dialect. Means to lock the door.
[10:47] Yasunaga
I did!
[10:48] Sara
Let's hurry and go play.
Lunch will be over before long.
[10:52] Yasunaga
K-Kusanagi-san, you're not mad?
[10:56] Sara
There's hardly any point in getting
angry over childish pranks.
[11:00] Yasunaga
Pranks?
[11:01] Sara
I can gather why you decided to do this,
[11:04] Sara
but it'd be far more constructive to better
yourselves than drag others down.
[11:12] Yasunaga
Her kindness is on another level.
[11:13] Yasunaga
Everything about her is.
[11:17] Yasunaga
Kusanagi-san... No, Sara Kusanagi-sama.
[11:20] Sara
Hmm?
[11:22] Yasunaga
Please make me your dog, Sara-sama!
[11:24] Sara
Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:26] Yasunaga
You can make me your dog, your gofer, your
minion, your retainer, your slave! Anything!
[11:31] Yasunaga
Please allow me to stay by your side!
I'll do anything!
[11:36] Sara
Couldn't you just be my friend?
[11:37] Yasunaga
I wouldn't dare call myself
your friend, Sara-sama!
[11:41] Yasunaga
I want to serve you and grow as a person!
[11:45] Sara
Er, I honestly couldn't care less
about your growth as a person...
[11:54] Sara
Oh, very well. Yayoi Yasunaga,
I hereby dub thee my retainer.
[12:01] Sara
Do your best.
[12:04] Yasunaga
Yes, my lord!
[12:06] Tsuyama and Chikaida
Yes, my lord!
[12:08] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:08] Sign
RAICHO
[12:11] Sosuke
School should be over soon.
[12:14] Sosuke
I hope Sara didn't stand out
too much in a bad way.
[12:19] Sara
I'm back!
[12:20] Sosuke
Hey, welcome home.
[12:21] Sosuke
How was your first day of school?
[12:24] Sara
It was quite fun. Also, the
school lunches are delicious.
[12:28] Sosuke
That's good to hear.
[12:29] Sosuke
Did you run into any trouble?
[12:31] Sara
None at all!
[12:32] Sara
I have successfully spent my day as a
completely normal grade school student.
[12:38] Sosuke
Did you make any friends?
[12:39] Sara
Indeed! I believe I have made four
boyfriends and three retainers!
[12:46] Sosuke
You sure nothing happened?
[12:49] Sign
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
[12:49] Sign
#DetectiveAwakening
[12:52] Yuna
Now I've gone and done it...
[12:55] (Flashback) Yuna
How dare you deceive me like this?!
[13:00] (Flashback) Student B
This chick's crazy.
[13:02] (Flashback) Student C
Definitely keeping my distance.
[13:04] Yuna
This is all Sara's fault.
[13:06] Yuna
Worse yet, she's apparently having
a great time in grade school.
[13:08] Sign
Sara
[13:08] Sign
My first day at grade school was so fun!
The school lunch was so good!
[13:08] Sign
Huh...
[13:10] Yuna
I mean, it wouldn't kill
her to apologize, would it?
[13:13] Yuna
Why am I the one stuck feeling
so frustrated and awkward?!
[13:18] Yuna
What was even the point
of me transferring?
[13:21] Kamata
Come on, hurry it up.
[13:23] Seto
Our break's going to end soon.
[13:26] Imahariyama
P-Please no...
[13:26] Noda
Did you say something?
[13:28] Kamata
Go on!
[13:29] Imahariyama
No!
[13:29] Imahariyama
I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!
[13:32] Seto
What are you apologizing for?
[13:33] Kamata
Did you do something bad?
[13:36] Kamata
Guess we need to punish you, then.
[13:37] Imahariyama
No!
[13:38] Yuna
I guess there's bullying at this school too.
[13:44] Noda
Crap, someone's in here.
[13:46] Kamata
Tch. Let's go.
[13:50] Yuna
Are they bullying you?
[13:52] Imahariyama
N-No!
[13:56] Kamata
Go on!
[13:57] Imahariyama
No!
[13:58] Imahariyama
I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!
[13:58] Sign
Let's keep the toilets clean.
[13:58] Sign
Don't flush
anything other
than toilet paper
[13:59] Seto
What are you apologizing for?
[13:59] Yuna
I ended up recording them without
thinking, but what should I do?
[14:01] Kamata
Did you do something bad?
[14:04] Sign
Class 1-3
[14:06] Imahariyama
"I see, I see. So that's how you are."
[14:10] Yuna
That voice... It's definitely her.
[14:13] Yuna
Third on the roster, Mizuki Imahariyama.
[14:13] Sign
Mizuki Imahariyama
[14:17] Sign
Gifu Municipal
Sawara Middle School
[14:17] Sign
The Next Day
[14:27] Kamata
Took you long enough.
[14:28] Imahariyama
I-I'm sorry, Senpai.
[14:30] Noda
Well, you brought some today, didn't you?
[14:33] Imaharhiyama
U-Um...
[14:34] Seto
What? You didn't bring any again today?
[14:37] Imahariyama
I-I'm sorry!
[14:39] Imahariyama
But I don't have any allowance left...
[14:42] Imahariyama
I'm sure I'll get more at New Year's.
[14:44] Kamata
What? But we're going to karaoke today.
[14:48] Imahariyama
I-I'm not sure what to say...
[14:49] Yuna
So she's being threatened by upperclassmen.
[14:51] Yuna
That's the worst.
[14:53] Noda
I guess we'll have to teach you
a lesson... as your senpais.
[14:57] Imahariyama
Please forgive me. Please.
[15:00] Kamata
Oh, come on. Don't cry.
[15:02] Kamata
You're making it seem
like we're bullying you.
[15:04] Seto
Well, let's go to the counseling room.
[15:06] Noda
By that, we mean the bathroom.
[15:08] Seto
Which one should we use?
The third floor again?
[15:11] Noda
But someone was in there yesterday.
[15:13] Kamata
I'm sure they don't have to crap
two days in a row.
[15:20] Seto
All right, third floor bathroom it is.
[15:22] Yuna
Oh, Imahariyama-san!
[15:24] Imahariyama
Huh?
[15:25] Yuna
There you are. I've been looking for you.
[15:28] Imahariyama
Um... Naganawa-san?
[15:30] Yuna
The teacher wants you.
[15:32] Yuna
And is pretty angry, too.
[15:34] Yuna
You should definitely hurry.
[15:36] Imahariyama
R-Right. Thanks...
[15:42] Imahariyama
Did you just save me?
[15:44] Yuna
Yeah, kinda.
[15:45] Imahariyama
Um... But why?
[15:47] Yuna
Just because.
[15:49] Yuna
More importantly, what's their deal?
They're second-years, aren't they?
[15:53] Imahariyama
This doesn't concern you, Naganawa-san.
[15:56] Yuna
Is there a reason you want
to keep this a secret?
[15:59] Imahariyama
They're my senpais on the basketball team.
[16:02] Imahariyama
They started bullying me when I got
chosen as a regular over them.
[16:09] Imahariyama
Then it just kept getting worse...
[16:12] Imahariyama
If this becomes a huge deal, we might not
be able to compete in the winter tournament.
[16:17] Imahariyama
So please, don't tell any teachers.
[16:20] Yuna
Do your other teammates
know that you're being bullied?
[16:24] Imahariyama
I'm sure they suspect something is going on.
[16:27] Yuna
I see. What lovely teammates.
[16:32] Yuna
If you're really okay with how things
are right now, I won't do anything.
[16:36] Yuna
But if you do want to do something,
I'll help you.
[16:41] Imahariyama
Help me how?
[16:42] Yuna
Well, we can ask a lawyer to help gather
some evidence to send to the police.
[16:42] Sign
Please conserve water
[16:46] Imahariyama
The police?!
[16:48] Yuna
I mean, all a teacher's gonna do
is maybe give them a warning.
[16:52] Yuna
We need to get some solid evidence
and then have the lawyer
[16:55] Yuna
send some documents via certified mail.
[16:58] Imahariyama
How do I get evidence, though?
[17:01] Yuna
Are there any messages on your phone,
like them asking for money?
[17:05] Imahariyama
Nothing that brazen, I don't think.
[17:08] Yuna
Hmm, in that case, I guess we'll
have to gather some new evidence.
[17:13] Imahariyama
Hey... will gathering evidence and asking
a lawyer for help really end the bullying?
[17:19] Yuna
It worked for me, at least.
[17:23] Yuna
I mean, even if the bullying ends,
it's not like everything goes back to normal.
[17:28] Yuna
And I don't know what'll
happen with your team.
[17:33] Imahariyama
Naganawa-san... please help me!
[17:43] Yuna
It's cheap, but...
[17:49] Sign
Kama
[17:49] Sign
Now
[17:49] Sign
You're late
[17:54] Kamata
What? There's only 3,000 yen here.
[17:58] Kamata
I told you to bring some 10,000 yen bills.
[18:00] Imahariyama
U-Um, Kamata-senpai,
Seto-senpai, Noda-senpai...
[18:00] Sign
The roof is
off limits
[18:05] Kamata
What?
[18:06] Imahariyama
Please let this be the last time...
[18:08] Imahariyama
you take money from me!
[18:10] Kamata
What? Could you not make it
sound like we're robbing you?
[18:15] Imahariyama
B-But this is nothing more than extortion!
[18:17] Noda
What? Who do you think you are?
[18:21] Noda
I guess we need to teach
you a lesson after all.
[18:27] Imahariyama
It's the team captain. Might be urgent.
[18:30] Kamata
Tch. Don't you dare tell her we're with you.
[18:33] Imahariyama
R-Right.
[18:35] Imahariyama
Hello?
[18:36] Yuna
The footage we got is perfect. Good work.
[18:40] Imahariyama
Oh, really?
[18:41] Yuna
Yeah.
[18:42] Imahariyama
S-Sorry, I forgot.
[18:45] Yuna
Let's meet up in the bathroom.
[18:47] Imahariyama
All right. I'll be right there.
[18:50] Imahariyama
Please excuse me!
[18:54] Sign
Let's keep the toilets clean.
[18:55] Yuna
Good work.
[18:57] Imahariyama
Thanks...
[18:58] Yuna
Okay, I'll send you the video.
[18:58] Sign
Please conserve water
[19:00] Imahariyama
Okay.
[19:03] Yuna
It's up to you what you do with that evidence.
[19:05] Sign
Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:06] Yuna
You can show a teacher, get a lawyer,
or take it to the police.
[19:10] Yuna
Consider your options carefully.
[19:12] Imahariyama
Yeah, I will.
[19:15] Yuna
Okay, I'm gonna go grab the camera.
[19:15] Sign
Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:18] Imahariyama
Thank you so much.
You're amazing, Naganawa-san.
[19:22] Yuna
How so?
[19:23] Imahariyama
You're just like a detective.
[19:23] Sign
Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:26] Yuna
N-Not really. Actual detectives
are way more amazing...
[19:32] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[19:32] Sign
RAICHO
[19:33] Sosuke
Thanks for coming by.
[19:36] Sosuke
She's been getting really lonely lately
since she hasn't been able to see you.
[19:40] Yuna
Really?
[19:41] Sara
I-I wasn't particularly lonely!
[19:44] Sosuke
Oh, really?
[19:45] Sosuke
"Yuna's replies have been so cold lately."
Pretty sure I heard you say that.
[19:50] Sara
D-Do not spread such malicious lies!
I haven't said anything of the sort!
[19:55] Sosuke
You totally did.
[19:56] Sara
What? At what hour, minute,
and second did I say that?
[19:59] Sara
If you insist that I said that, I want proof!
[20:02] Yuna
Huh. So I guess you were lonely
not being able to see me.
[20:07] Sara
Well... I was worried that
I may have angered you.
[20:12] Sosuke
Yeah, anyone would get mad if you
[20:14] Sosuke
suddenly broke a promise
like going to middle school together.
[20:19] Yuna
You don't have to worry about that anymore.
[20:21] Yuna
I know you didn't mean
anything malicious by it.
[20:24] Sara
Really?!
[20:25] Yuna
Yeah.
[20:26] Sara
Oh, thank goodness!
[20:28] Sara
Honestly, we could have just lied
about my age so I could go to middle school,
[20:32] Sara
but I chose not to so I could
receive the title "Grade School Detective."
[20:36] Sara
I'm so glad you understand, though.
[20:39] Yuna
Wait a minute, damn it.
[20:40] Sosuke
Well, it's certainly true that
she considers you a dear friend.
[20:45] Sosuke
I hope you'll continue being friends.
[20:47] Yuna
Oh, actually, I'm not here to see Sara today.
[20:51] Yuna
Um, Kaburaya... Kusanagi-san?
[20:54] Sosuke
You can just call me whatever's easiest.
[20:56] Yuna
Okay, Mister.
[20:57] Sosuke
M-Mister—
[20:59] Yuna
How do you become a detective?
[21:01] Sara
Oh? You wish to become
a detective too, Yuna?
[21:05] Yuna
Not exactly. I'm just curious
about them right now.
[21:08] Yuna
Something happened at school.
[21:10] Sara
Don't tell me you're getting bullied again!
[21:13] Yuna
No.
[21:16] Yuna
I saved a classmate who was getting bullied.
[21:19] Yuna
So I did what you showed me before.
[21:22] Sara
Well done, Yuna.
[21:25] Sosuke
This is some pretty solid evidence.
[21:26] Yuna
The thing is... I had a lot of fun.
[21:30] Yuna
I got all excited when I was tailing them
and when I was hiding the camera.
[21:34] Yuna
That was more compelling than any
desire I had to help my classmate.
[21:40] Yuna
Maybe that's wrong. Is it bad that I want
to become a detective because of it?
[21:45] Sosuke
No, I don't think so.
[21:48] Yuna
Really?
[21:49] Sosuke
Yeah. At my former agency, the reason
most people wanted to become detectives
[21:54] Sosuke
was "because it seemed fun."
[21:56] Sara
Indeed. Though detectives work for justice,
nothing beats having a fun job.
[22:02] Yuna
I see...
[22:04] Yuna
So I can pursue this because it's fun.
[22:09] Yuna
Thanks, Mister!
[22:11] Yuna
I'm going to become a
detective in the future!
[23:50] Sign
I swear, as Sara Kusanagi-sama's loyal retainer, that I will serve
her faithfully. Also, may we have a plentiful crop again this year.
-Yayoi Yasunaga
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Livia
This machine is calling me!
[23:57] Livia
Let us fight fair and square!
[23:59] Livia
Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
all those exciting visuals are playing!
[24:05] Livia
It hurts so much more than
just losing regularly!
E10 - Multiplying Princesses
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[00:02] Sara
Come now, children. You must
walk on the side of the road.
[00:02] Sign
#MultiplyingPrincesses
[00:06] Boy B and C
Okay.
[00:07] Sara
Splendid. What a decorous response.
[00:09] Yume
Hey, hey.
[00:10] Sign
Yume Mizusawa
[00:11] Yume
How come you talk so funny, lady?
[00:14] Sara
This manner of speech
is somewhat like my dialect.
[00:17] Yume
What's a dialect?
[00:19] Sara
A dialect is normally a linguistic
system specific to a certain region
[00:24] Sara
that differs from the standard language.
[00:27] Sara
But beyond that, there are social dialects
[00:31] Sara
that exist within the same community
[00:33] Sara
and change based on your part
of said community.
[00:36] Sara
The way I speak is essentially a hybrid
of a local and social dialect.
[00:41] Sara
Do you understand now?
[00:42] Yume
Nope!
[00:44] Yume
Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"?
[00:47] Sara
"Warawa" is a first-person pronoun,
like how others use "boku" and "watashi."
[00:52] Sara
This is top secret,
but I happen to be a princess.
[00:57] Yume
What?!
[00:58] Sara
And princesses use "warawa"
when they refer to themselves!
[01:02] Yume
So I should use it too?
[01:03] Sara
Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion?
[01:05] Yume
Because my mommy and daddy
always call me their princess!
[01:12] Sara
My, your parents say lovely things.
[01:15] Sara
All girls are indeed princesses.
We should all use "warawa"!
[01:19] Yume
Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now!
[01:21] Sara
Very good. Warawa to your heart's content.
[01:23] Girl A
Hey, hey, what's "warawa"?
[01:26] Yume
Apparently it's what all girls
are supposed to call themselves.
[01:29] Yume
So warawa am warawa!
[01:32] Girl A
Wow!
[01:33] Girl B
Does that mean I should use it too?
[01:35] Yume
Yeah, you should!
[01:37] Girl A
Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today!
[01:39] Girl C
Me too!
[01:39] Sara
My goodness. Children are
just so impressionable.
[01:40] Girls
Warawa! Warawa!
[03:14] Sign
#GamblerLadyKnight
[03:16] Noa
So this is what your skin feels like...
[03:19] Noa
I am so unworthy!
[03:21] Noa
Thank you for blessing me.
Thank you for blessing me.
[03:21] Livia
Noa-dono?
[03:23] Livia
Er... what purpose does this serve?
[03:28] Noa
We are in the final stages
of creating your statue,
[03:31] Noa
therefore we cannot rely on machines.
We need the delicate touch of human hands.
[03:35] Noa
Which means that I must ingrain
the feel of your skin into my fingers.
[03:42] Livia
I see. When will the dolls be completed?
[03:47] Noa
I-I believe I can come up with a
prototype in about three days.
[03:51] Livia
Brilliant. We'll make it
in time for Christmas.
[03:55] Livia
Could I perchance have one of the
dolls when they are complete?
[03:59] Noa
Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas?
[04:04] Livia
I heard it's customary in this nation
to give a present to someone special to you.
[04:10] Livia
So I'd like to give my doll as my gift.
[04:13] Noa
A-And who is your special someone?
[04:15] Livia
That would be my master.
[04:17] Noa
Our savior's master?!
[04:19] Noa
Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god?
[04:22] Noa
Has the divine descended on our
world in the present age?
[04:25] Livia
As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior.
[04:29] Livia
I came to this world with my master,
serving as an attendant.
[04:34] Noa
Oh, I see.
[04:36] Livia
Even while I'm here in this world,
it is my duty to protect the princess.
[04:41] Noa
Princess? So your master is a woman?
[04:45] Livia
Yes.
[04:45] Noa
How old is she?
[04:47] Livia
I believe thirteen or so.
[04:48] Noa
Thirteen...
[04:50] Noa
And where is she right now? Do you not
need to be by her side to protect her?
[04:56] Livia
My princess is so capable
that I cannot compare!
[05:00] Livia
She's already used her abilities
to find her place in this world.
[05:05] Livia
With how low I've fallen, I have
no right to serve her as I am now.
[05:10] Noa
Please don't say such things, Livia-sama.
[05:14] Noa
You have already saved me
just by being by my side.
[05:20] Livia
I'm glad to hear that!
[05:23] Livia
A-Also, that tickles a bit...
[05:26] Noa
Now, Livia-sama, let us continue
getting your measurements!
[05:29] Noa
I need the minutest of details
from top to bottom.
[05:31] Livia
Er, um, maybe not there—
[05:33] Noa
Oh, no! I am recreating the
precious figure of our savior!
[05:37] Noa
I cannot allow even the
smallest of compromises!
[05:39] Livia
U-U-Um, I... Uh...
[05:48] Sign
Temp
[05:48] Sign
Humidity
[05:48] Noa
By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about
time for you to go play pachinko?
[05:52] Livia
Oh, you're right!
[05:54] Noa
Here are your war funds for the day.
[05:56] Livia
Thank you very much.
[05:59] Livia
I shall now be heading out.
[06:01] Noa
Godspeed, Livia-sama!
[06:07] Livia
I must find a machine that
will allow me to win.
[06:09] (Flashback) Kurinohara
Once you become a seasoned gambler,
[06:12] (Flashback) Kurinohara
you can actually hear the
machines talk to you.
[06:14] (Flashback) Livia
They speak to you?
[06:16] (Flashback) Kurinohara
Exactly! The voice within the
machines beckons you!
[06:20] (Flashback) Kurinohara
"Play me," they say!
[06:36] Livia
This machine is calling me!
[06:38] Livia
Let us fight fair and square!
[06:55] Livia
Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
all those exciting visuals are playing!
[07:01] Livia
It hurts so much more than
just losing regularly!
[07:01] Sign
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
[07:01] Sign
"When you think of Gifu..."
[07:01] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[07:01] Sign
Gifu Flagship Store
[07:07] Takeo
Heya, Livia-chan.
[07:09] Takeo
You seem irritated.
[07:10] Livia
Takeo-dono!
[07:12] Livia
How dare you deceive me last time!
[07:14] Takeo
What do you mean?
[07:16] Livia
The part-time job from the other day!
[07:18] Livia
How dare you lead me down the path
of becoming an evil reseller?!
[07:24] Takeo
What? There's nothing bad about reselling.
[07:27] Takeo
It's not against the law or anything.
[07:29] Livia
E-Either way, I will never fall
for any of your tricks again!
[07:34] Takeo
Yeah, okay.
[07:36] Takeo
By the way, Livia-chan,
what are you up to these days?
[07:40] Livia
I-I'm helping with some product development
for a certain organization...
[07:45] Takeo
Wow, sounds like you're doing great!
[07:47] Takeo
So what's got you so irritated?
[07:49] Livia
I'm not. I just suffered
a minor defeat at pachinko.
[07:52] Takeo
Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko
is all about luck, after all.
[07:57] Livia
All about luck... you say?
[07:59] Livia
But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers
[08:02] Livia
can tell which machines will allow you to win.
[08:05] Takeo
If he could actually tell winning machines,
he wouldn't be homeless right now.
[08:09] Livia
A-A valid point!
[08:10] Takeo
Pachinko is all about enjoying
the bells and whistles.
[08:13] Takeo
Winning and losing come second.
[08:15] Livia
I-I see...
[08:17] Takeo
If you want to be a real gambler,
you gotta get into horse or bike racing.
[08:21] Livia
Oh? Horse racing, you say?
[08:21] Sign
Off-Site Sales in Operation
[08:21] Sign
Kasamatsu Racetrack
[08:26] Livia
As a true warrior, I can tell which
horse is the best at a mere glance!
[08:33] Livia
Noa-dono, today is finally the
day I pay you back double!
[08:37] Announcer
Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.
[08:38] Livia
No, not this one...
[08:40] Livia
Not this one either.
[08:42] Announcer
Tomorrow, we will be opening
our doors at 10 AM,
[08:42] Livia
Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least
find a 5-8 from the last race...
[08:46] Announcer
and the first race sales will begin at 10:50.
[08:48] Noa
How did it go, Livia-sama?
[08:49] Announcer
The first race starts at 11:50.
[08:51] Livia
Noa-dono... What are you doing here?
[08:53] Announcer
We await your next visit.
[08:54] Noa
The first sample of the Livia-sama
doll is finally complete,
[08:58] Noa
so I wanted to let you know immediately.
[09:00] Livia
Oh, I see! Thank you for coming
all this way, Noa-dono!
[09:04] Livia
Meanwhile, look at me...
[09:07] Noa
I take it the results were not favorable.
[09:10] Livia
If only... If only I were able
to actually ride the horse!
[09:14] Livia
I could even lead a pack horse to victory!
[09:17] Noa
Livia-sama, they say that victory
depends on the day's luck.
[09:20] Noa
If you lose, you must simply try again!
[09:23] Noa
I'd be happy to provide you
with all the war funds you need.
[09:27] Livia
Noa-dono...
[09:28] Livia
You're right.
[09:29] Livia
There should be an opportunity
to turn the tables if I don't give up!
[09:32] Noa
That's the spirit, Livia-sama!
[09:34] Noa
All right! Next, I shall try
my hand at the bike races!
[09:38] Noa
Please do your best, Livia-sama!
[09:41] Livia
I shall!
[09:42] Sign
Gambler
[09:44] Sign
Gambler
[09:46] Sign
#FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL)
[09:47] Brenda
You'll be investigating Koki Aida,
a 36-year-old salaryman.
[09:52] Brenda
He apparently had a very sudden weekend
business trip to Shizuoka come up,
[09:56] Brenda
and there's a high probability
it's a rendezvous with his lover.
[09:59] Sosuke
I see.
[10:03] Brenda
By the way, I see that girl
isn't with you today.
[10:07] Sosuke
Yeah, Sara's going to school now.
[10:10] Brenda
School? She was able to attend?
[10:12] Sosuke
Er, well... yes.
[10:15] Brenda
Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it.
[10:18] Sosuke
Did what?
[10:20] Brenda
Forged her family register, obviously.
[10:23] Sosuke
Of course I'd never do that.
[10:26] Sosuke
Sara's actually my child,
so I just got her one normally.
[10:31] Brenda
She's your child?!
[10:33] Sosuke
Yeah, so back in high school...
[10:37] Sosuke
And there you have it.
[10:38] Brenda
Really?
[10:39] Sosuke
R-Really!
[10:42] Sosuke
I was even able to get her birth certificate.
[10:45] Brenda
I'm well aware you can forge
all kinds of documents
[10:48] Brenda
so long as you know where to go.
[10:50] Brenda
But that's not the point here.
[10:54] Brenda
The point is that Sosuke
now legally has a child!
[10:59] Brenda
That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun,
[11:02] Brenda
I'd be that little girl's mother!
[11:07] Sara
I look forward to our
future together, Mother.
[11:10] Sara
Wh-What should I do?!
[11:14] Sosuke
Anyway, I'll be going now.
[11:18] Brenda
This is definitely an issue.
[11:21] Tateyama
No, I actually believe this is your chance.
[11:23] Brenda
My chance?
[11:25] Tateyama
If you continue to indirectly
provide for Kaburaya-sama
[11:27] Tateyama
by issuing him unnecessary investigations,
[11:31] Tateyama
you're basically just
waiting for another woman
[11:33] Tateyama
to steal him from right under your nose.
[11:36] Tateyama
Now that there's been a significant change
in Kaburaya-sama's life,
[11:41] Tateyama
I believe this is the ideal opportunity
to take a gamble.
[11:46] Brenda
I have a few comments about how
you worded that, but whatever.
[11:50] Brenda
Tell me more.
[11:52] Tateyama
I believe that, up until this point,
[11:55] Tateyama
Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest
in getting married or even romance.
[11:59] Brenda
You're right.
[12:00] Brenda
He's mentioned that he's seen
so much cheating and adultery
[12:03] Brenda
that he can't even think
about being in a relationship.
[12:07] Brenda
What is it?
[12:08] Tateyama
Nothing. But now that he has a child,
that should change things.
[12:13] Tateyama
If he'll be supporting her
for a number of years,
[12:14] Sign
Various Life Expenses
[12:16] Tateyama
it's going to impact his finances greatly.
[12:18] Tateyama
I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for
someone who can help with the household.
[12:22] Tateyama
Besides that, the life of a
detective is rather unpredictable,
[12:26] Tateyama
so he'll probably need someone
else to look after the child.
[12:30] Tateyama
Which means...
[12:31] Brenda
Which means?
[12:32] Tateyama
Since you are, in contrast,
[12:33] Tateyama
a lawyer with high earnings
and quite some time on your hands,
[12:37] Tateyama
you would be prime real estate
for Kaburaya-sama right now.
[12:41] Brenda
I-I see...
[12:43] Brenda
But you make it sound like
[12:45] Brenda
he's just going to marry me
out of necessity and self-interest.
[12:48] Brenda
Personally, I would like
to be loved for my charms...
[12:53] Tateyama
Tch.
[12:54] Brenda
I heard that, you know.
[12:55] Tateyama
You heard nothing, my lady.
[12:57] Tateyama
Not to mention that you are a corrupt,
[12:59] Tateyama
physically child-like lawyer
who loves to tear families apart.
[13:02] Tateyama
There is no way that a poor,
naive detective like Kaburaya-sama
[13:06] Tateyama
will ever find anything personally
charming about you.
[13:10] Tateyama
Did that get through to you, my lady?
[13:12] Tateyama
If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours,
[13:14] Tateyama
you'll have to use your faculties
as a lawyer to the fullest
[13:18] Tateyama
and capitalize on his needs.
[13:21] Brenda
Okay, I'll give it a try.
[13:25] Sign
The Next Week
[13:26] Brenda
This is a rather famous
hot spring inn, isn't it?
[13:30] Sosuke
I staked out the whole night,
but that's the only photo I could get.
[13:34] Brenda
This is plenty of evidence, though.
[13:38] Brenda
A hot spring inn?
[13:42] Brenda
Sosuke-kun and I could...
[13:48] Brenda
This is my first time, so be gentle.
[13:53] Sara
I look forward to our
future together, Mother.
[13:56] Sosuke
Is something wrong?!
[13:58] Brenda
N-No, I'm fine.
[14:00] Brenda
Things were going so well, too...
[14:02] Brenda
By the way, did Sara-chan
accompany you on this case?
[14:06] Sosuke
Oh, no. I had her spend
the night at a friend's house.
[14:10] Sosuke
Remember Yuna Naganawa,
the bullied girl who
[14:12] Sosuke
I asked you to send some certified mail for?
[14:15] Sosuke
She and Sara are good friends.
[14:17] Brenda
I see. But you can't have her
stay with a friend
[14:20] Brenda
every time you have to work late nights.
[14:22] Sosuke
Yeah, I guess you have a point.
[14:24] Brenda
Don't you need someone who'll stay at home
to take care of your daughter?
[14:29] Brenda
For example...
[14:31] Brenda
You know, a mother figure.
[14:34] Sosuke
True. Having a mother around would
probably be better for Sara, too.
[14:39] Sosuke
But there's nothing I can do if
I can't find anyone to marry me.
[14:42] Brenda
Well, if you try looking,
you might find someone immediately.
[14:46] Sosuke
Nah, that's not happening.
[14:48] Sosuke
I guarantee you, 10 billion percent,
that no woman would ever
[14:50] Sosuke
marry a poor detective with a kid like me.
[14:52] Brenda
You never know!
[14:54] Brenda
You might find some prime real estate
[14:56] Brenda
that's financially stable and able
to take care of your daughter...
[14:59] Brenda
She might even be right under your nose.
[15:04] Sosuke
Man, things would be so easy
if that were true.
[15:06] Sosuke
But Sara and I are making things work for now.
[15:10] Sosuke
She's got a good head on her shoulders,
so leaving her home alone isn't an issue.
[15:14] Brenda
I-I see...
[15:16] Brenda
Well, here's your pay for this assignment.
[15:19] Sosuke
Thanks.
[15:20] Sosuke
Hmm?
[15:23] Sosuke
Isn't this a bit much?
[15:25] Brenda
I've included a little gratuity
since you're always helping me out.
[15:29] Brenda
Consider it a special bonus.
[15:31] Sosuke
Is this because you're concerned for me?
[15:33] Sosuke
In that case, I don't need it.
[15:36] Sosuke
I'm not actually strapped for cash right now.
[15:38] Brenda
You liar. That's not possible.
[15:40] Sosuke
No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been
winning big at the horse races.
[15:45] Sign
Monthly Earnings
[15:45] Sign
Sara
[15:45] Sign
Sosuke
[15:45] Sosuke
Honestly, Sara's made more
this month than I have.
[15:47] Sosuke BG
Wh-Whoa...
[15:49] Brenda
You're letting your child
bet on horse races?!
[15:52] Sosuke
J-Just so we're clear,
I'm the one buying the tickets.
[15:55] Brenda
Even so, introducing her
to gambling as a child...
[15:58] Sosuke
I honestly thought the same thing,
[16:01] Sosuke
but making her quit when she's
on a hot streak feels wrong too.
[16:05] Sosuke
It's like she's betting
in a fundamentally reliable way,
[16:08] Sosuke
but her judgment when it really
comes down to it is insanely good.
[16:14] Brenda
A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money!
[16:18] Brenda
I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich!
[16:21] Brenda
I'm nothing like you, you poor detective!
[16:24] Sosuke
Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist,
[16:27] Sosuke
but flaunting your wealth
like that is pretty uncouth.
[16:30] Brenda
U-Un...
[16:31] Sosuke
Welp, I'll be on my way.
[16:39] Tateyama
I must say, you are absolutely
awful at selling yourself.
[16:42] Brenda
Stop! I don't want to hear any of it!
[16:45] Brenda
He called me uncouth...
[16:47] Brenda
Does he hate me now?
[16:50] Tateyama
It did seem as though his feelings were hurt,
[16:52] Tateyama
but Kaburaya-sama is not
so myopic as to despise you over this.
[16:56] Brenda
Y-You're right.
[16:58] Tateyama
On that note, it was quite a surprise that
Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril.
[17:04] Tateyama
We can no longer flex
your one strength, my lady.
[17:07] Brenda
Which means I'll just have
to charm him with my personality.
[17:10] Tateyama
Well? Do you even have any charms?
[17:12] Brenda
W-Well, I'll start working on them right now!
[17:15] Brenda
Anyway, enough talk for now.
[17:17] Brenda
Contact Aida-san immediately.
[17:20] Brenda
We shall prepare to send
this cheating husband to hell.
[17:28] Sign
The Next Day
[17:28] Brenda
You took longer than usual this time,
Haruka-chan.
[17:31] Neya
Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type.
[17:37] Brenda
Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap
work in the end nonetheless.
[17:42] Neya
Thanks.
[17:44] Brenda
Say...
[17:46] Brenda
Do you mind if I ask how I
can be more desirable, like you?
[17:49] Neya
You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei?
[17:53] Brenda
Well, I happen to be in love.
[17:56] Neya
I see. What's he like?
[17:59] Brenda
Well, let's see...
[18:01] Brenda
He's pretty normal, I think.
He's like any other guy.
[18:05] Neya
How old is he?
[18:07] Brenda
Around thirty.
[18:08] Neya
What are his hobbies or favorite foods?
[18:10] Brenda
No idea.
[18:11] Neya
Is he single?
[18:12] Brenda
Well, of course!
[18:13] Neya
What does he do?
[18:15] Brenda
He's a normal salaryman, I believe...
[18:17] Neya
Hmm...
[18:19] Neya
If you want someone that
normal to fall for you,
[18:21] Neya
I think just pursuing him
normally would be best.
[18:24] Brenda
And what do you mean by
"pursuing him normally"?
[18:27] Neya
Well, the method I often use is touching them.
[18:31] Brenda
Touching them?
[18:33] Neya
Well...
[18:36] Neya
I'll sit next to them wherever we go,
then subtly and naturally...
[18:42] Neya
Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk...
[18:47] Brenda
I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat
even though I'm a woman.
[18:52] Neya
This method works perfectly on most men.
[18:56] Neya
You can also loosen your collar and
let him get a glimpse of your cleav—
[19:02] Neya
Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him?
[19:05] Brenda
I appreciate the consideration.
[19:06] Brenda
But I've never cooked before.
[19:11] Neya
Well, you can start learning now.
[19:13] Neya
Does he normally cook for himself?
[19:16] Brenda
Well, he fixes his own meals,
[19:18] Brenda
but it's mostly hot pot
and instant noodles.
[19:21] Neya
Hmm...
[19:22] Neya
In that case, you should go
with classic meat and potatoes.
[19:26] Neya
It's not at all hard to make,
[19:28] Neya
but they always think it's a huge deal.
[19:32] Neya
It's the best dish to ensure
a glowing response from guys.
[19:36] Brenda
I see.
[19:38] Brenda
Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes?
[19:41] Tateyama
No. I don't cook at all either.
[19:43] Neya
That's surprising. You look like
you can do anything, Tateyama-san.
[19:47] Tateyama
Well, my boyfriend doesn't
consume food, so...
[19:51] Brenda
Don't worry about it.
[19:53] Brenda
More importantly, Haruka-chan...
[19:55] Brenda
I know that this is forward,
[19:57] Brenda
but would you mind teaching me
how to make meat and potatoes?
[20:01] Neya
Sure! When would you like to do it?
[20:03] Brenda
In that case, how about right now?
[20:07] Neya
I don't have other plans today,
so that's fine with me.
[20:17] Neya
I wonder if this is what it will be like if
[20:19] Neya
I marry Senpai and Sara-chan
becomes my daughter.
[20:22] Neya
Maybe it won't be so bad after all.
[20:29] Neya
Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try.
[20:35] Brenda
But it certainly isn't fit
to serve someone yet...
[20:39] Neya
Actually, you can tell
that you worked hard on it,
[20:42] Neya
so it might make them happy.
[20:44] Brenda
Y-You think so?
[20:46] Brenda
Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today.
[20:49] Brenda
Would you mind teaching me
how to cook more sometime?
[20:54] Neya
I'd be happy to! I'd love
to learn more recipes myself.
[20:58] Neya
Let's both get better together.
[21:00] Brenda
Yes, I look forward to it.
[21:03] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[21:04] Sosuke
Coming!
[21:07] Sosuke
Oh, hey. Welcome.
[21:09] Sosuke
Sara's inside.
[21:10] Yuna
Um, Mister...
[21:13] Yuna
Here.
[21:17] Brenda
These are the documents for the new case.
[21:19] Sosuke
Thanks.
[21:23] Sosuke
Welp...
[21:24] Brenda
W-Wait.
[21:26] Brenda
I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it?
[21:28] Brenda
I happened to make too much food.
[21:31] Brenda
Would you take some of it off my hands?
[21:33] Sosuke
Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san.
[21:36] Brenda
W-Well, sometimes...
[21:39] Sosuke
So, what did you make?
[21:42] Brenda
Meat and potatoes.
[21:44] Sosuke
Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much
of that at home right now.
[21:49] Brenda
Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun?
[21:51] Sosuke
No. Remember that Yuna girl
I mentioned the other day?
[21:55] (Flashback) Sara
Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes?
[21:57] (Flashback) Yuna
Since you said you'd never had it, Sara.
[22:00] (Flashback) Sara
You actually made this for me?
[22:03] (Flashback) Sara
Nothing beats having a best friend!
[22:06] Brenda
For reference, how did her
meat and potatoes taste?
[22:10] Sosuke
They were stupidly good.
[22:12] Brenda
Huh... I-I see.
[22:15] Sosuke
She lives alone with her mom,
so Yuna apparently does all the cooking.
[22:18] Sosuke
She's just a middle schooler,
but her skills are really impressive.
[22:21] Sosuke
Before I knew it,
I was already asking for seconds...
[23:50] Sign
I (warawa) will wear pigtails!
-Yume Mizusawa
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:55] Sara
The seventh princess,
Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
[23:58] Sara
Therefore, Livia, live your life
as you please in this world.
[24:03] Sara
I'm proud to have had someone
as loyal as you serve at my side.
[24:07] Livia
You humble me with your words.
E11 - Christmas in Gifu
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[00:00] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:00] Sara
Hngh...
[00:00] Sign
#ChristmasINGifu
[00:02] Sara
I've eaten too much...
[00:06] Sign
Christmas Party
[00:06] Sign
1. Opening words
2. Team 1's presentation
3. Team 2's presentation
[00:06] Sign
4. Games for everyone
5. Gift exchange
6. Closing words
[00:07] Sign
12 PM Class 6-2's Christmas Party
[00:11] (Flashback) Okumura
Kusanagi-san, please accept my glucose!
[00:15] Miyazaki
You can have my protein!
[00:16] Sign
In America, they eat cookies on Christmas
in the shapes of stars and snowmen.
[00:16] Konta
I speak English very, very, very good!
[00:18] (Flashback) Iino
H-Here...
[00:20] (Flashback) Sara
Indeed. No objections.
[00:22] Sign
2 PM Children's Organization Christmas Event
[00:27] (Flashback) Mizusawa Yume
Sara-sama, I (warawa) want you
to have my sweets!
[00:30] (Flashback) Child A
I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:30] (Flashback) Child B
I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:31] (Flashback) Child C
I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:33] (Flashback) Sara
Indeed. No objections.
[00:33] ETC
I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:36] Sign
4 PM Yasunaga Family Christmas Party
[00:38] (Flashback) Yayoi
Welcome to my home, Sara-sama!
[00:41] (Flashback) Yayoi
Please sample these Christmas dishes made
from Gifu rice to your heart's content!
[00:48] (Flashback) Sara
I-Indeed... No objections...
[00:51] Sign
6 PM Karaoke Cafe Raicho's Christmas Party
[00:52] (Flashback) Rinri
Sara-chan, you can eat all you want today.
[00:57] (Flashback) Sara
N-N-No objections...
[01:02] Sara
But my stomach thoroughly
objected down the line...
[01:05] Sosuke
You overdid it.
[01:07] Sara
'Tis one of a supreme ruler's many duties.
[01:12] Livia
It's been so long, Princess!
[01:16] Sara
Ah, Livia. Why are you dressed like that?
[01:19] Sara
You'd better not have involved yourself
in shady dealings yet again.
[01:24] Livia
Oh, I wouldn't dream of it!
[01:25] Livia
I've been living an honest
and simple life since then.
[01:28] Livia
I've brought you a Christmas
present today, Princess!
[01:31] Sara
A present?
[01:33] Livia
Yes!
[01:34] Sara
Even though you're homeless?
[01:36] Livia
Princess, I am no longer homeless.
[01:39] Sara
So you found employment somewhere?
[01:42] Livia
Yes!
[01:42] Livia
I'm currently a product advisor for a
company called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[01:48] Sosuke
World's what now?
[01:50] Sosuke
I feel like I've heard that before...
[01:52] Sara
Well, no matter. It appears as though you've
found your place in this world.
[01:56] Livia
Yes! I promise that I will one day
create a place where
[02:00] Livia
you can live peacefully too, Princess.
[02:02] Sara
Hmm? Ah, you needn't worry
about that any longer.
[02:05] Livia
What do you mean?
[02:06] Sara
I have been registered in this world
as Sosuke's daughter.
[02:11] Sara
I'm even going to school now!
[02:14] Livia
My word! Sosuke-dono is now your father?
[02:17] Livia
D-Does that make Sosuke-dono the emperor...?
[02:21] Sosuke
No.
[02:21] Sara
Of course not.
[02:23] Sara
I've started a new life in
this world as Sara Kusanagi.
[02:28] Sara
The seventh princess,
Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
[02:31] Sara
Therefore, Livia,
[02:33] Sara
live your life here as you please
rather than as my retainer.
[02:40] Livia
Princess...
[02:41] Sara
There is no need to be sad.
[02:43] Sara
Even if we are no longer master and servant,
it does not change the fact
[02:47] Sara
that you are my one and only companion
who came to this world from ours.
[02:56] Livia
No matter what happens in the future,
I will always treasure you, Princess.
[03:01] Livia
That will never change.
[03:02] Sara
Indeed.
[03:03] Sara
I'm proud to have had someone
as loyal as you serve at my side.
[03:08] Livia
You humble me with your words.
[03:11] Sara
Do not cry. This is not our final farewell.
[03:14] Sara
Now then, Livia, what is this
present you have for me?
[03:19] Livia
Oh, right!
[03:21] Sosuke
That's you, isn't it, Livia?
[03:24] Livia
Why, yes!
[03:26] Livia
Princess, please allow me to leave
this doll by your side in my stead!
[03:34] Sara
Uh...
[03:35] Sara
It's so realistic that it's a bit creepy,
but the quality is quite impressive.
[03:40] Livia
It was personally created by the president
of the company I work for.
[03:44] Sara
She's even posable!
[03:49] Sara
Spider walk! And then...
[03:51] Sara
Comăneci! And then...
[03:53] Sara
Sheeeh!
[03:54] Livia
Princess, you can even
play dress-up with her.
[03:58] Sara
What in the world is this lineup?
[04:01] Livia
If there are any other outfits you'd like,
I shall ask that they be created.
[04:05] Sara
My word. The possibilities are endless.
[04:09] Sara
Th-This is...
[04:10] Sosuke
Q-Quite lewd.
[04:12] Livia
We made sure she was accurate
down to the minutest detail!
[04:15] Sosuke
Wait, so this is your...
[04:17] Sara
It's creepily a bit too realistic...
[04:19] Sara
Even her hair seems real.
[04:23] Sara
Wait, are you telling me that this hair is...
[04:26] Livia
Oh, did you notice? Why, yes!
The doll actually has my hair!
[04:31] Sara
What?!
[04:32] Sara
Th-Then, um, uh... the hair down there is...
[04:37] Livia
Naturally, that's mine too!
[04:39] Sara
That's disgusting, you moron!
[04:42] Livia
Wh-What are you doing, Princess?!
[04:44] Sara
Don't give me that, you oaf!
[04:47] Sara
I totally touched it, idiot!
[04:50] Sosuke
Uh... I'm pretty sure we'll get cursed
if we keep this in our home.
[04:54] Livia
Th-That's so rude!
[04:57] Sara
Get that cursed object out of here
and leave immediately, you fool!
[05:01] Sara
Otherwise I will eliminate
you both here and now!
[05:05] Livia
P-Please, anything but that...
[05:07] Livia
This doll is the product of all
my and Noa-dono's hard work!
[05:13] Livia
Very well... I shall take my leave.
[05:19] Sara
Honestly, that hack...
[05:22] Sosuke
Oh! Now I remember!
[05:25] Sosuke
The World's Branch Hill Clan are those people
who came by a while back to sell me something.
[05:30] Sosuke
The fortunetelling fraudsters.
[05:31] Sara
So you're telling me that Livia currently
belongs to that cult's little shill?
[05:36] Sosuke
I mean, she said she was in
product development, didn't she?
[05:39] Sosuke
Are they gonna sell that thing door-to-door?
[05:41] Sara
What in the world is she doing?
[05:44] Noa
Livia-sama, were you able
to deliver your present?
[05:48] Livia
Noa-dono, please hurry
and finish writing a song.
[05:51] Noa
Eh?
[05:53] Livia
I...
[05:54] Livia
The band is all I have left.
[07:28] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[07:28] Sign
Kaburaya
[07:29] Sosuke
I guess your winter break ends today.
[07:33] Sosuke
Did you do all of your homework?
[07:33] Sign
#ThePrincessandtheAquarium
[07:35] Sara
There's one assignment
that's giving me trouble.
[07:39] Sosuke
What is it?
[07:40] Sara
An essay on memories I made over winter break.
[07:42] Sosuke
I see...
[07:45] Sosuke
Why don't you just write
about your first shrine visit
[07:48] Sosuke
or how touched you were watching the Ekiden?
[07:52] Sosuke
If you have something to say, just say it.
[07:55] Sosuke
I mean... we're family, after all.
[07:58] Sara
Could you take me somewhere?
[08:01] Sosuke
Okay. We're closing up for the day.
[08:05] Sara
Really?!
[08:06] Sosuke
Is there anywhere you want to go?
[08:08] Sara
I'm so looking forward to the aquarium!
[08:11] Sosuke
Is it that exciting?
[08:12] Sara
Indeed! Sosuke, I would like
to see the dolphin show!
[08:16] Sosuke
They don't have a dolphin show.
[08:19] Sara
What?
[08:20] Sara
But I thought the main attractions
at aquariums were dolphin shows.
[08:24] Sara
Well, there are plenty
of other fish I'd like to see.
[08:27] Sara
Sharks, for example!
[08:28] Sosuke
They don't have sharks either.
[08:30] Sara
What? Then how about killer whales?
[08:32] Sosuke
Nope.
[08:32] Sara
Garden eels?
[08:33] Sosuke
Nope.
[08:33] Sara
Octopuses?
[08:34] Sosuke
Nope.
[08:34] Sara
Penguins?!
[08:35] Sosuke
Nope.
[08:35] Sara
Tuna?!
[08:36] Sosuke
Still nope.
[08:37] Sara
You're saying no to everything!
[08:38] Sara
So what do they have?
[08:41] Sosuke
The place we're heading to
is called Aqua Toto Gifu,
[08:43] Sosuke
and they specialize in freshwater fish.
[08:45] Sara
Freshwater fish?
[08:47] Sign
Mt. Dainichi
[08:47] Sosuke
Yeah. The main exhibit is a model of
the Nagara River, from source to mouth.
[08:48] Sign
Nagara River
[08:51] Sign
Ise Bay
[08:52] Sosuke
They have fish, reptiles,
and birds that live there.
[08:56] Sosuke
But they have exhibits
on more than just the Nagara.
[08:59] Sosuke
They have ones on the Amazon River,
Africa, and Southeast Asia.
[09:02] Sosuke
It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium.
[09:05] Sara
I-I see. Is that so?
[09:09] Sosuke
Are you at least a little excited now?
[09:11] Sara
A little...
[09:25] Lady
Say, "Pira-pira-pirarucu!"
[09:38] Sosuke
I wonder if people actually
see us as family.
[09:42] Sara
Come now, do not rush. Wait your turn!
[09:49] Sara
Fishies, fishies, fishies!
[09:52] Sara
Fishies are meant for eating!
[09:55] Sosuke
Not sure that's the best song to sing
on the way home from the aquarium.
[09:59] Sara
I am just expressing my love for fish!
[10:01] Sara
They're great to look at and to eat.
[10:03] Sara
Fish are grand indeed!
[10:05] Sosuke
All right. I guess we can hit
a sushi place for dinner.
[10:07] Sara
Oh?
[10:08] Sosuke
Of the conveyor belt variety, of course.
[10:11] Sara
What is this "conveyor belt variety"?
[10:13] Sosuke
Oh, you don't know about conveyor belt sushi?
[10:15] Sosuke
The sushi goes around in a circle.
[10:17] Sara
The sushi goes around in a circle?
What does that even mean?
[10:20] Sara
And for what reason?
[10:22] Sosuke
Well, you'll see soon enough.
[10:24] Sosuke
So no looking it up on the net.
[10:27] Sara
Very well.
[10:28] Sara
Then I shall look forward to finding out.
[10:32] Sara
Ooh!
[10:34] Sara
It's going around! The sushi really is
going around in a circle!
[10:48] Sara
That was so fun and delicious!
[10:51] Sosuke
So, what did you enjoy most?
[10:53] Sara
The pudding!
[10:54] Sosuke
That's not sushi.
[10:58] Noa
You're the one who asked me
to make the lyrics edgier
[11:01] Noa
since they were too normal for you, Asumi-san!
[11:04] Puriketsu
And now I'm saying they're
so edgy that they're creepy!
[11:08] Puriketsu
Why are your lyrics always either
extremely over the top or boring, Noa-san?
[11:12] Noa
Well, your lyrics are even
more nonsensical, Asumi-san!
[11:16] Noa
The incorrect English and made-up
words are highly infuriating.
[11:20] Puriketsu
Also, why does Livia-chan
come up in all of your songs?
[11:24] Noa
Well, of course Livia-sama would
come up in songs praising her!
[11:27] Puriketsu
Then you're only going to reach
Livia-chan's followers!
[11:31] Noa
I see absolutely no problem
with that at all!
[11:33] Noa
Eventually, all of humanity will
become Livia-sama's followers!
[11:37] Livia
We finally have a melody, but it seems
we've still got a rocky road ahead.
[11:37] Puriketsu
You warped Livia-chan believer!
[11:39] Puriketsu
At this rate, we'll never have a major debut!
[11:42] Livia
Ah, the shrimp is good.
[11:46] Brenda
Apparently, a woman who's good
at cooking lives nearby.
[11:46] Sign
#TheWickedWomen'sChallenge
[11:51] Brenda
And she's bringing him food
every now and then.
[11:54] Neya
What? And you're okay with that?
It totally sounds like she's after him.
[11:58] Brenda
Thankfully, it sounds like
there's a huge age gap,
[12:02] Brenda
so he probably won't be
interested romantically.
[12:04] Neya
How far apart in age are they?
[12:07] Brenda
Um, I believe about fifteen or sixteen years?
[12:10] Neya
So she's around 45?
[12:13] Neya
I see.
[12:14] Neya
I won't say it's impossible, but the odds
of a romantic development are low.
[12:20] Brenda
But even if he doesn't care for her,
[12:22] Brenda
if I want him to eat my cooking,
[12:24] Brenda
he's going to compare our food
whether I like it or not.
[12:28] Neya
That much is true.
[12:30] Neya
Is that why you don't want him to have
more of yours until you improve?
[12:33] Brenda
Correct.
[12:35] Neya
If you're going to fight her cooking,
I don't know that my help will be enough.
[12:39] Neya
Maybe you should attend
a proper cooking class.
[12:43] Brenda
I definitely don't have time for that.
[12:45] Brenda
Besides, I've been looking
forward to cooking with you.
[12:51] Neya
Squee!
[12:52] Neya
Sensei, why don't we try
making omelet rice today?
[12:56] Neya
I'm not that great at it myself,
so why not cook it together?
[13:00] Brenda
No. I do want to be able to make
omelet rice eventually,
[13:04] Brenda
but there's something I'd like to try first.
[13:07] Neya
A-And what might that be?
[13:10] Brenda
H-Homemade chocolate...
[13:13] Neya
Chocolate? But why?
[13:16] Brenda
Valentine's Day is next month,
so I want to practice for that.
[13:20] Neya
Ah, Valentine's Day. I totally forgot
about it since I never participate.
[13:25] Brenda
Really?
[13:26] Neya
Yes. It's a once-a-year thing,
so it never fits into my schedule.
[13:31] Brenda
Behold a romance pro!
[13:33] Neya
So you're telling him how
you feel with homemade chocolate?
[13:36] Neya
I guess you're going all out, Sensei.
[13:37] Brenda
T-Telling him how I feel?
[13:40] Brenda
I'm just going to see
how things go when I give him
[13:42] Brenda
chocolate as thanks for what he does.
[13:44] Neya
Really? Before someone
else steals him from you,
[13:48] Neya
I really think you should spill your guts.
[13:51] Brenda
I-I can't.
[13:53] Brenda
If I do that, I'll never be able
to look him in the eye again.
[13:58] Neya
Oh, Sensei's just so cute!
[14:01] Neya
I wonder if Sosuke-senpai also
likes girls who are this innocent!
[14:06] Neya
All right. Let's make some chocolate today.
[14:09] Neya
I've never made any myself,
so I'm not sure how this'll go.
[14:13] Brenda
Don't worry! I'm sure it'll work out
if we help each other.
[14:17] Neya
I see. One way of
making homemade chocolate
[14:20] Neya
is melting store-bought
chocolate and reshaping it.
[14:23] Neya
You can also make it from cacao beans.
[14:26] Brenda
Since we're doing this,
let's make it from cacao beans.
[14:29] Neya
Seriously?
[14:31] Brenda
I mean, even if we reshape
store-bought chocolate,
[14:33] Brenda
it's not going to taste any better, is it?
[14:35] Neya
True. And, well, I guess we are
just practicing this time.
[14:39] Neya
Let's try the harder method,
fully aware that we may fail.
[14:42] Brenda
Yes. Let's do our best.
[14:44] Neya
First, we need the cacao beans.
[14:47] Brenda
Let's see. Sugar, sugar...
[14:48] Sign
Chocolate Recipe
Ingredients
- Cacao beans
- Sugar
- Cocoa powder
[14:50] Neya
We need a food processor to grind the beans.
[14:54] Brenda
Then a tempering machine to stabilize
the oil and fat from the cacao beans.
[14:58] Neya
Then a conching machine to refine
the oil, fat, and sugar...
[15:02] Neya
Are you really going to buy this, Sensei?
[15:04] Sign
Special price! Only 478,800 yen!
[15:05] Brenda
Well, I can't turn back now
that we've come this far.
[15:10] Neya
We're finally done with the preparations.
[15:13] Brenda
Yes. Now we can truly begin.
[15:17] Brenda
Apparently the time necessary
for the conching process
[15:20] Brenda
is at least a couple hours, while some
specialty shops do it for over thirty.
[15:24] Brenda
This time, let's try it
for about twelve hours.
[15:28] Neya
Okay.
[15:28] Neya
In that case, I'll be back
around 10 AM tomorrow.
[15:32] Brenda
Okay. I'll be waiting.
[15:33] Tateyama
Pardon me. What are you two
going to do about work?
[15:37] Brenda and Neya
We're taking the day off tomorrow.
[15:42] ---
The Next Day
[15:44] Brenda
It's finally done.
[15:46] Neya
Let's try them out!
[15:52] Brenda
It's a little bitter...
Actually, it's pretty sour.
[15:56] Neya
I would've thought it'd be much sweeter.
[16:00] Brenda
The texture just isn't right either.
[16:03] Brenda
I expected it to be smoother
after the conching process.
[16:07] Neya
I don't think we messed up, though...
[16:10] Brenda
Agreed. Let's look into it more.
[16:14] Sign
C
H
O
C
O
L
A
T
E
[16:14] Brenda
Apparently, certain types of cacao beans
are harder for beginners to work with.
[16:19] Neya
Sensei! Apparently, the best sugar
to use is light brown sugar.
[16:23] Brenda
Apparently, the flavor of the beans
can change based on roasting temp and time!
[16:27] Neya
Apparently, the tempering time
can't be too long or too short!
[16:31] Neya
Also, the perfect temperature can differ
depending on the kind of chocolate!
[16:37] Brenda
Making chocolate is way too involved...
[16:40] Neya
It is. I actually thought
high-quality chocolate
[16:44] Neya
that costs like 1,000 yen for the tiniest bit
was highway robbery.
[16:47] Brenda
Yes. But with the equipment,
manpower, and time...
[16:50] Brenda
not to mention the knowledge,
technique, and experience...
[16:52] Brenda
I guess there's a reason it's so expensive.
[16:56] Neya
I wonder if we can reach that level someday.
[17:00] Brenda
That might be a bit difficult.
[17:02] Brenda
Haruka-chan, why don't you
dupe a famous pâtissier?
[17:06] Neya
You want me to commit industrial espionage?
[17:09] Brenda
I was kidding.
[17:11] Brenda
I can't just give up after failing once.
[17:15] Brenda
Let's learn from this blunder and
go right into attempt number two.
[17:18] Neya
Right, Sensei!
[17:26] Sosuke
It's been forever since Akira Suzukiri
released a new book, but it's great.
[17:26] Sign
#AReunionUndertheBridge
[17:31] Sosuke
His depiction of homelessness feels so real.
[17:34] Sosuke
Is this how Livia lived?
[17:34] Sign
Akira Suzukiri
[17:34] Sign
Homeless Lady Knight
[17:38] Sosuke
Oh, I've got a guest.
[17:41] Sosuke
What is it?
[17:42] Suzuki
Oh, I heard that a woman
named Livia worked at this agency.
[17:47] Sosuke
Livia? You know Livia?
[17:51] Suzukiiri
Yes.
[17:52] Sosuke
I beg your pardon, but may I ask
how you two know each other?
[17:55] Suzukiri
Well...
[17:57] Sosuke
This is Akira Suzukiri.
[17:59] Sosuke
He made a name for himself as a writer,
[18:02] sosuke
but he got sick of all the slander
and requests for money, so he disappeared.
[18:03] Sign
Homeless
[18:03] Sign
Suzuki?
[18:06] Sosuke
He spent a number of years homeless in Gifu
[18:10] Sosuke
and met Livia a few months ago.
[18:13] Sosuke
He was so moved at how brave she was
[18:15] Sosuke
that he returned to Tokyo
and wrote a novel based on her.
[18:21] Suzukiri
Livia's the reason I was
able to get back onto my feet.
[18:24] Suzukiri
I came here today to thank her.
[18:27] Sosuke
I-I see... Wow.
[18:29] Suzukiri
So where is Livia now?
[18:31] Sosuke
W-Well, she's...
[18:35] Sosuke
I fired... Well, er, I let her go.
[18:39] Sosuke
I-I had no choice!
[18:42] Sosuke
She stood out too much to be a detective,
[18:44] Sosuke
she had a terrible memory,
and she sucked at office work!
[18:47] Sosuke
A poor agency like us just
couldn't afford to hire her!
[18:52] Suzukiri
Well, all that definitely sounds like her.
[18:56] Sosuke
R-Right?
[18:58] Suzukiri
So, where did she go
after being fired from here?
[19:02] Sosuke
Let's see... I think she did
another homeless stint,
[19:06] Sosuke
but I think she now works for a cult
called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[19:12] Suzukiri
How did she end up there?
[19:14] Sosuke
I haven't the slightest.
[19:19] Suzukiri
What should I do now?
[19:21] Suzukiri
If she's been forced into something shady,
I'd like to save her, but...
[19:26] Suzukiri
Hmm?
[19:38] Livia
Can I help you?
[19:40] Suzukiri
Er... It's been a while, Livia.
[19:43] Suzukiri
It's me. Suzuki the homeless guy.
[19:46] Livia
Is that really you, Suzuki-dono?!
[19:50] Suzukiri
Yeah.
[19:53] Livia
What have you been up to
since we last saw each other?
[19:55] Suzukiri
I returned to Tokyo and went back to work.
[19:58] Livia
I see. That's great.
[20:00] Suzukiri
Yeah.
[20:01] Suzukiri
You were what got me back on my feet,
so I came here to thank you.
[20:07] Livia
I didn't do anything.
[20:09] Livia
But truly... I barely
recognize you, Suzuki-dono.
[20:13] Suzukiri
I could say the same about you.
[20:15] Livia
Thankfully, I was able to find
some work and a place to live.
[20:19] Suzukiri
I heard you were fired from the detective
agency and now work for a cult...
[20:24] Suzukiri
Is that true?
[20:26] Livia
It is.
[20:28] Suzukiri
Are you all right?
[20:30] Suzukiri
If they're making you do anything you
don't want to do, I can help you get out.
[20:33] Livia
O-Oh, no! There's no need to worry!
[20:35] Livia
I had their leader, Noa-dono,
promise to abandon her evil ways.
[20:39] Suzukiri
Seriously?
[20:40] Suzukiri
You're as unbelievable as ever.
[20:45] Livia
By the way, what do you
do for work, Suzuki-dono?
[20:50] Suzukiri
I'm just a humble writer.
[20:52] Livia
You're a writer? That's amazing!
[20:54] Suzukiri
It's really not a big deal.
[20:56] Livia
Hardly! Since I'm utterly
lacking in creativity,
[21:00] Livia
I think people who can
write novels are amazing...
[21:05] suzukiri
Wh-What?
[21:07] Livia
Writers are masters of the
written word, aren't they?
[21:11] Suzukiri
Well, I guess you could say that.
[21:14] Livia
Suzuki-dono!
[21:16] Livia
Would you please write
some lyrics for my band?
[21:24] Livia
And so, I'd love for someone who
can write lyrics to help us out.
[21:29] Suzukiri
You're in a band with a cult leader
that's on the verge of breaking up
[21:32] Suzukiri
because the members are going
in different directions...
[21:35] Suzukiri
This is way too much information.
[21:37] Livia
Please help me.
[21:41] Suzukiri
All right.
[21:43] Suzukiri
I'm not sure how much help I'll be,
since this is outside of my specialty,
[21:47] Suzukiri
but I'll do what I can.
[21:51] Livia
Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
[21:55] Sign
A Few Days Later
[21:57] Puriketsu
Ooh, nice!
[21:58] Puriketsu
All of this hits you right in the feels!
[22:01] Noa
Despite still involving universal
themes like love and dreams,
[22:04] Noa
you can still feel the
backbone of an epic story.
[22:08] Noa
This will help spread the word of
Livia-sama's glory to even more people.
[22:14] Livia
Then...
[22:15] Noa
Yes. Let's go with this.
[22:17] Puriketsu
All right! Grasshopper the
Savior is finally rolling out!
[22:23] Livia and Noa
Yes!
[23:50] Sign
I want to go out with the person I love...
No, I pray that I'm able to marry them.
For that to happen, we have to go on our first date.
No, maybe we should start by holding hands.
I really shouldn't let anyone see such an embarrassing wish...
-Brenda Aisaki
[23:54] Sign
#Next Time
[23:56] Livia
Look at the time!
[23:58] Livia
I have something more important
to me than pachinko!
[24:03] Sara
Let's go all out to celebrate
the start of our new journey!
E12 - Valentine's in Gifu
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[00:04] Sara
What is all this? Some kind of bullying?
[00:06] Yayoi
I believe they're gifts for Valentine's Day.
[00:09] Sign
#Valentine'sINGifu
[00:09] Sara
Good grief. We're not allowed
to bring snacks to school.
[00:14] Sara
Yayoi, do you happen to have a big bag?
[00:18] Yayoi
I shall prepare one immediately, my lady!
[00:21] Girls
Naganawa-san, please accept this!
[00:25] Yuna
Huh? Why are you giving these to me?
[00:27] Imahariyama
Well, you seem cool, you're super reliable,
[00:30] Imahariyama
and you're great at academics and sports.
[00:32] Imahariyama
Your fanbase is really growing right now.
[00:34] Yuna
Seriously?
[00:36] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:36] Sign
RAICHO
[00:38] Sara
Here, Yuna. Friendship chocolate from me.
[00:41] Yuna
Th-Thanks. Oh, and...
[00:45] Yuna
Here!
[00:46] Sosuke
Wow, those are homemade, aren't they?
[00:50] Sosuke
I'm impressed you can make sweets, too.
[00:52] Yuna
I-It's no big deal.
[00:54] Yuna
For truffle chocolates, you just
melt them and make them round.
[00:58] Yuna
Whoa, these are really good!
[01:00] Yuna
They look totally normal,
but they're super rich...
[01:04] Sara
That's because I made them from cacao beans.
[01:06] Yuna
For real?
[01:07] Sosuke
I'm glad you like them.
[01:10] Sosuke
I had to be her taste tester
over and over again.
[01:12] Yuna
Wow... But you need special tools to
make chocolate from beans, don't you?
[01:17] Sara
I managed to pull it off
with the power of Chinese martial arts.
[01:21] Yuna
Yeah, okay. I should be used to you
spouting nonsense.
[01:27] Yuna
Here you go, sir. These are for you.
[01:29] Sosuke
Huh? For me?
[01:30] Yuna
You don't have to take them
if you don't want...
[01:33] Yuna
You're sick of chocolate
after trying all of Sara's, right?
[01:35] Sosuke
Nah, I'll gladly take these.
[01:38] Sosuke
Chocolate's great for an energy boost
while I'm working,
[01:41] Sosuke
so I can never have enough.
[01:43] Yuna
I see! Well, I have plenty more,
so you can have these too.
[01:47] Sosuke
Huh?
[01:48] Sosuke
Wait, is this all chocolate?
[01:51] Yuna
Yup.
[01:52] Sosuke
Why do you have so much?
[01:53] Yuna
People were giving it to me at school.
[01:55] Yuna
But I don't need all this, so you can have it.
[01:58] Sosuke
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't take this.
[02:01] Yuna
I made sure to keep any letters and remove
any personal info, so don't worry.
[02:07] Sosuke
Good on you for being mindful
of people's privacy.
[02:10] Sara
Sosuke, I also have lots of chocolates
that I received from school!
[02:17] Sosuke
Whoa, where'd you get all this?!
[02:19] Sara
They were Valentine's Day offerings!
[02:21] Yuna
Not bad.
[02:23] Sosuke
Just how popular are you two?
[02:28] Neya
It's been a month since we
started researching chocolate.
[02:31] Neya
We just barely made it in time, Sensei!
[02:35] Brenda
Now we're on par with specialty shops.
[02:37] Neya
Yeah!
[02:41] Tateyama
True, they're delicious...
[02:43] Tateyama
But because you got so lost in chocolatiering
[02:46] Tateyama
with no consideration for cost
and you've refused to work,
[02:49] Tateyama
please remember that the agency
is now hemorrhaging.
[02:51] Brenda
I-I know that. But today marks the end of it!
[02:55] Neya
You just need to give these to him now!
[02:57] Neya
You've got this!
[02:58] Brenda
Right!
[03:01] Brenda
So, as you can see,
[03:02] Brenda
this job is sudden, but I'm counting on you.
[03:04] Sosuke
Sure.
[03:06] Sosuke
This is my first gig in a while,
so I'll go all out.
[03:09] Brenda
Is that so? Were you lonely,
not getting to see me?
[03:13] Sosuke
No, not really.
[03:15] Brenda
B-By the way, Sosuke-kun...
[03:17] Brenda
I got my hands on some really
delicious chocolates.
[03:21] Brenda
Would you like some?
[03:22] Sosuke
Huh?
[03:23] Brenda
What's the matter?
[03:24] Sosuke
Er, I'm definitely gonna have to pass.
[03:26] Sosuke
Sara and Yuna brought home a
stupid amount of chocolate today,
[03:30] Sosuke
so my life's gonna be filled
with it for a while.
[03:34] Sosuke
Huh?
[05:08] Sign
#TheLegendBegins
[05:09] Puriketsu
Our first show is tomorrow, finally.
[05:11] Puriketsu
Hopefully people will show up.
[05:14] Noa
I will have all of the clan members come,
so that should be no issue.
[05:18] Noa
I have also acquired staff to film it.
[05:21] Noa
Moreover, our homepage will go
live at midnight tonight.
[05:25] Livia
Thank you so much for everything, Noa-dono.
[05:29] Puriketsu
Yeah.
[05:31] Noa
This is all to spread your presence
throughout the world, Livia-sama!
[05:35] Sign
The Next Day
[05:38] Noa
Livia-sama, I'm going to go
on ahead for some meetings.
[05:42] Livia
Sure. Then I'll meet you at the venue at 6 PM.
[05:45] Noa
Okay.
[05:46] Sign
Famous Gifu Tanmen
Gifu Flagship Shop
[05:46] Sign
Open
[05:46] Sign
"When you think of Gifu..."
[05:46] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[05:46] Sign
Gifu Flagship Store
[05:48] Employee
Thank you very much!
[05:49] Sign
Gifu Tanmen
[05:53] Livia
There's still time until our concert...
[05:57] Livia
I guess I'll go try my luck
to liven things up!
[06:00] Sign
NEW
MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
NEW
MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
PACHINKO
[06:00] Sign
Closing at 9 PM today
[06:11] Livia
I can't keep imposing on Noa-dono forever.
[06:15] Livia
Today's the day I win big!
[06:40] Game
You did it!
[06:49] Game
Super lucky!
[06:54] sign
1st try
[06:54] Livia
My word!
[06:58] Takeo
Hey, Livia-chan! Looks like
you're stupid lucky today.
[07:01] Livia
Takeo-dono! I've never had anything
like this happen before!
[07:05] Takeo
My luck's in the gutter today,
so I'm gonna go home.
[07:08] Livia
By the way, what time is it now?
[07:10] Takeo
Let's see... Just a bit past 6.
[07:12] Livia
Wha—It's already that late?!
[07:14] Livia
I must get to the concert immediately!
[07:17] Takeo
Wait, you're quitting?
[07:19] Livia
There's something more important
to me than pachinko!
[07:25] Takeo
Livia-chan?!
[07:35] Livia
It's snowing this much?
[07:46] Livia
How could I let this happen?
[07:48] Livia
Even so, I cannot let some
mere snow get in my way!
[07:56] Puriketsu
Yeah, I'm not getting through to her.
[07:59] Noa
What could have befallen Livia-sama?
[08:06] Gyaru
Hey, where are there so
many people here tonight?
[08:09] Gyaru
Someone famous performing?
[08:11] Party Peep
Uh...
[08:12] Party Peep
Grasshopper the Savior?
[08:12] Sign
BAKUON SHOJO
[08:12] Sign
Dry Well Orchestra & Yuta
[08:12] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[08:14] Party Peep
Never heard of 'em.
[08:33] Staff
Grasshopper the Savior,
we need you on standby.
[08:37] Puriketsu
Er, okay.
[08:38] Puriketsu
We're just gonna have to go on
ourselves at this point.
[08:46] Livia
I'm sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:48] Noa
Livia-sama!
[08:48] Puriketsu
Livia-chan!
[08:49] Puriketsu
Jeez, you're late! The heck were you doing?
[08:52] Livia
I was fighting the devil's temptation.
[08:55] Noa
Impressive as ever, Livia-sama!
[08:57] Noa
You must've been protecting
the world unnoticed!
[09:00] Puriketsu
I have no idea what's going on,
but the real battle's yet to come!
[09:04] Noa and Livia
Right!
[09:08] Gyaru
Hey, when's the next band coming on?
[09:12] Puriketsu
Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:15] Saito and Uchiyama
Livia-sama! Noa-sama!
[09:27] Puriketsu Song
This shining love is my pride!
[09:29] Gyaru
What even is this?
[09:29] Puriketsu Song
There's someone within my heart!
[09:30] Party Peep
N-No idea. But it's pretty awesome.
[09:33] Gyaru
True.
[09:33] Puriketsu Song
Looking around, I realize...
[09:36] Puriketsu Song
It's always been you!
[09:39] Puriketsu Song
I always longed for a sparkling love!
[09:42] Puriketsu Song
It helps me get through the days!
[09:44] Clan members
Livia-sama!
[09:45] Puriketsu Song
You're so precious that I can't help myself!
[09:46] Puriketsu; Livia; Noa
Thank you!
[09:48] Puriketsu Song
So it's always been you!
[09:51] Puriketsu Song
Come on, a little scratch is nothing!
[09:55] Puriketsu Song
Any backdrop that has actions
and strong convictions
[09:55] Sign
Manipulator
[09:55] Sign
Vocalist
[09:55] Sign
Guitarist
[09:58] Puriketsu Song
will never waver!
[09:58] Sign
Vocalist
[09:58] Sign
Asumi Yumisashi
[10:01] Sign
Guitarist
[10:01] Puriketsu Song
I'm taking in love that
throws out all logic!
[10:01] Sign
Livia de Udis
[10:04] Sign
Religious Leader,
Multimedia Creator,
Fangirl, Manipulator
[10:04] Sign
Noa Minakami
[10:07] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[10:07] Puriketsu Song
I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[10:13] Puriketsu Song
And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[10:19] Puriketsu
Thanks, everyone!
[10:29] Livia
Whew! Today's show was exciting as ever.
[10:34] Puriketsu
I never thought the day would come
that we'd play such a huge venue!
[10:40] Noa
We've only just begun.
[10:42] Noa
It's not just Gifu anymore.
[10:44] Noa
There are now people who come from all
over to bask in Livia-sama's beauty.
[10:49] Three
Yes?
[10:50] Tsuchida
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[10:52] Tsuchida
I'm Tomoya Tsuchida from Gift Records.
[10:56] Tsuchida
Let me get straight to the point.
[10:58] Tsuchida
Would you like to sign with our company
and have your major debut?
[11:04] Three
Yes!
[11:09] Sign
Sawara Elementary School
Graduation Ceremony
[11:13] Sign
#ThePrincessGraduates
[11:14] Sosuke
She's graduating three months
after enrolling at this school.
[11:17] Sosuke
It's all so sudden that I don't
even feel anything about it.
[11:21] Sign
Congratulatory Graduation Ceremony
[11:26] Sosuke
What the hell is my dad
doing in the guest seats?
[11:30] Sosuke
He probably asked the principal or someone...
[11:33] Sosuke
That bastard didn't even
show up for my graduation.
[11:38] Yamashita
Sara Kusanagi.
[11:39] Sara
Yes!
[11:41] Guardian A
Is that her?
[11:42] Guardian B
Oh, is that Her Highness?
[11:43] Sosuke
Huh? Wait, what?
[11:45] Sosuke
I knew that Sara was popular at school,
[11:47] Sosuke
but why are the parents making a fuss?
[11:50] Yamashita
Now, a farewell address
from the other students.
[11:54] Student A
To the elder students in the
sixth grade and Sara-sama,
[11:59] Student A
congratulations on your graduation.
[12:02] All
Congratulations!
[12:03] Sosuke
Yeah, that's much more like it...
[12:05] Sosuke
Wait, "Sara-sama"?!
[12:07] Student B
The days we spent with the sixth-graders
and Sara-sama will be always be dear to us.
[12:17] Student B
Thank you very much for so many
amazing memories.
[12:21] Students
Thank you very much!
[12:24] Sosuke
Really, no one's saying anything?!
[12:26] Student C
We will never forget December 13th,
[12:30] Student C
the day that the great Sara Kusanagi-sama
enrolled at our school.
[12:35] All
Thanks for coming to our school!
[12:38] Yume Mizusawa
Sara-sama protected me (warawa)
as the assistant leader.
[12:44] Student D
Thanks to Sara-sama, everyone
in our class got along.
[12:48] Student E
I was able to stop my parents from divorcing.
[12:51] Sosuke
What in the world am I being
forced to watch right now?
[12:52] Student F
My NEET older brother actually got a job.
[12:56] Yume Mizusawa
Sara-sama, thank you very much
for enrolling at our school.
[13:03] All
Thank you very much!
[13:03] Sosuke
Seriously, how the hell was she spending
her elementary school days?
[13:07] Yamashita
Now, the graduating class
will give their response.
[13:10] Yamashita
We traditionally have all
of them participate, but this year,
[13:14] Yamashita
Sara Kusanagi-san will represent them.
[13:17] Sosuke
Why, though?!
[13:18] Sosuke
I didn't hear anything about this!
[13:24] Sara
To the rest of the student body,
[13:26] Sara
that was a lovely address from the heart.
[13:30] Sara
I am now certain that I am leaving
this school in worthy hands.
[13:37] Students
Sara-sama...
[13:39] Sosuke
Why is Sara the representative when
she's only been here for three months?!
[13:42] Sara
That I got to spend my first school
experience with all of you wonderful students
[13:43] Sosuke
I'm so curious now that I can't
focus on what she's saying!
[13:49] Sara
was extremely fortuitous indeed.
[13:56] Sara
Lastly, I would like
to thank you all with a song.
[14:01] Sara
Now, bring on the music!
[14:03] Sara
"Just a Positive Pop Song
with Uplifting Lyrics!"
[14:04] Sign
°That's the name of the song
[14:08] Sosuke
Huh? What?
[14:09] Sara
Let's celebrate our new journey
by bringing the house down!
[14:17] Sara Song
There's hope within your heart!
[14:20] Sara Song
And your smile is right here!
[14:23] Sara Song
Today is a glorious day!
[14:25] Sara Song
It's very important and like no other!
[14:28] Sosuke
Dear god, they have pen lights...
[14:29] Sara Song
There's courage within your heart!
[14:30] Yayoi
Excuse me. You're Sara-sama's
father, aren't you?
[14:31] Sara Song
And the tears make your eyes misty!
[14:33] Sosuke
Huh?!
[14:33] Yayoi
Please, take this.
[14:34] Sara Song
I'm sure you want to say a lot of thank-yous!
[14:35] Sosuke
Th-Thank you...
[14:39] Sara Song
Do you know what lies at
the end of the blue sky?
[14:45] Sara Song
It's probably filled with
a lot of awesome things!
[14:50] Sosuke
Still not an athletic bone in her body.
[14:50] Sara Song
See? Everyone's happy!
[14:53] Sara Song
See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[14:56] Sara Song
Today, I feel like I want
to run towards the future!
[15:01] Sosuke
Good grief...
[15:01] Sara Song
See? Everyone's happy!
[15:03] Sosuke
She's definitely making one hell
of a memory in the end.
[15:04] Sara Song
See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[15:07] Sara Song
Let's smile and laugh lots today!
[15:11] Sara
Thank you!
[15:18] Yayoi
By the way, Sara-sama...
[15:20] Sara
Hmm?
[15:21] Yayoi
What's your type?
[15:24] Sara
Well, whoever it may be,
we'd have to start off as friends.
[15:27] Yayoi
So you're not really interested
in anyone your age or younger?
[15:31] Sara
That could be.
[15:33] Yayoi
So, what are you into if they're older?
[15:37] Sara
Let's see...
[15:39] Sara
Someone who, despite how plain they look,
always responds to the dumb things I say
[15:44] Sara
and is so kind that it might even
be to a fault, perhaps.
[15:47] Yayoi
What? That seems super specific...
[15:50] Yayoi
Are you talking about an actual person?
[15:52] Sara
Well... who knows?
[15:57] Puriketsu Song
I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[15:57] Sign
#TheLegendEnds
[16:03] Puriketsu Song
And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[16:11] Puriketsu
Thank you!
[16:16] Puriketsu
And now, we have a really huge
announcement for you guys.
[16:22] Puriketsu
Ready, and...
[16:24] Three
Grasshopper the Savior
is doing our major debut!
[16:50] Noa
Here you are, Livia-sama.
[16:52] Livia
Thank you kindly.
[16:53] Livia
Now, let us toast to a
successful national tour!
[16:58] Noa
Cheers!
[16:59] Sign
Grasshopper the Savior
[17:03] Livia
We'll finally getting our
major debut next month.
[17:05] Noa
It's all happened so fast.
[17:12] Noa
Livia-sama, thank you so very
much for appearing before me.
[17:19] Noa
I was forced to become a religious
leader at a young age,
[17:22] Noa
so I never had any of the normal
experiences people have growing up.
[17:27] Livia
Noa-dono...
[17:29] Noa
So, for me, spending this time
with you and Asumi-san
[17:34] Noa
was so much fun that
it felt like reclaiming my youth.
[17:39] Livia
And even more fun days await us.
[17:43] Noa
You're right. I want to become even happier.
[17:48] Livia
Noa-dono...
[17:51] Livia
O-Oh dear...
[17:55] Livia
Sounds like Puriketsu-dono is here!
[17:57] Noa
Tch.
[18:00] Detective
We're with the police.
You must be Noa Kinoshita-san.
[18:04] Noa
Yes.
[18:06] Detective
We have a warrant for your arrest
on suspicion of insider trading.
[18:11] Detective
Would you accompany us to the station?
[18:13] Livia
Th-The police?!
[18:15] Livia
Noa-dono...
[18:17] Livia
"In-cider"?
[18:21] Sign
Suspect
[18:21] Sign
Noa Minakami (Real name: Noa Kinoshita)
[18:21] Noa
I'm terribly sorry, Livia-sama.
[19:51] Sign
I hope these peaceful days continue forever.
-Sosuke Kaburaya
[19:56] Sign
#ASaladBowlofEccentrics
[20:01] Brenda
I'm the on-call lawyer, Aisaki.
[20:04] Noa
Sensei... is there any possibility
of me being found innocent?
[20:14] Sign
Kaburaya Detective Agency
[20:15] Casters
Good morning.
[20:17] Male Caster
Here's our first story on today's
edition of Good Morning, Gifu*.
[20:20] Female Caster
Last night around 8 PM, a member of the*
girls' rock band Grasshopper the Savior,
[20:25] Female Caster
legal name Noa Kinoshita, was arrested
on suspicion of insider trading.
[20:30] Sara
Huh, never heard of that band.
[20:32] Sosuke
A musician doing insider trading?
[20:35] Female Caster
Grasshopper the Savior,
the band she belonged to,
[20:38] Sign
Suspected of insider trading
[20:38] Sign
Picture from her band's homepage
[20:38] Sign
The day of their major debut...
Good Morning, Gifu
[20:38] Sign
Arrested Suspect Noa Kinoshita (22)
[20:39] Female Caster
just announced at a show last night
[20:41] Female Caster
that they were going to have their
major debut through Gift Records.
[20:45] Female Caster
According a statement from the police,
Kinoshita found out in January
[20:49] Female Caster
from someone involved
that Hirugano Electricity, Inc.
[20:53] Female Caster
would be bought out by a competitor.
[20:56] Female Caster
She's suspected of buying up Hirugano stock.
[21:00] Sara
She was actually in a band?!
[21:03] Sosuke
And they were going to have a major debut?
[21:06] Sosuke
I see this is all insane as usual...
[21:13] Puriketsu
I wonder what's gonna happen now.
[21:16] Livia
Who knows?
[21:17] Livia
Whatever will come, will come.
[21:20] Puriketsu
You're certainly taking this well, Livia-chan.
[21:23] Livia
Well, we've been through a lot...
[21:26] Livia
And I'm sure there will be
a lot more in the future.
[21:35] Sosuke
Huh...
[21:37] Sosuke
I didn't know you took on cases
other than divorces, Brenda-san.
[21:40] Sosuke
Not to mention ones that wound up on TV.
[21:43] Brenda
But of course. Are you impressed?
[21:45] Sosuke
Sure, I guess.
[21:47] Brenda
I see.
[21:49] Brenda
As a lawyer, I'm going to do everything
in my power to get to the truth.
[21:53] Brenda
That means that I need you to work
your butt off too, Sosuke-kun.
[22:02] Sara
To think that you'd end up on a job
for the sake of Livia's bandmate...
[22:07] Sara
This world is truly never boring.
[22:09] Sosuke
Yeah.
[22:11] Sosuke
Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.
[22:13] Sosuke
One of the many local cities
in Japan that never stands out.
[22:18] Sosuke
But there are plenty of eccentrics
living in cities like this.
[22:22] Sosuke
While they may affect each other's stories,
[22:26] Sosuke
they never blend together.
They just keep writing their own.
[22:39] Sign
Gifu Keirin Cycling Racetrack
[22:43] Sign
Kogane Shrine
[22:55] Sosuke
The rhapsody of these eccentrics that comes
to life in this boring town...
[23:01] Sosuke
will continue playing on.
[23:51] Sign
The End