A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics

Sosuke Kaburaya is a detective struggling to make ends meet. While on a case, he happens upon Sara da Odin, a princess from another world who wields magical powers. Sara quickly adjusts to modern Japanese life as Livia de Udis, a knight from Sara’s kingdom, arrives to find her. Soon enough, both Sara and Livia’s positivity begins to rub off on Sosuke and the neighborhood’s cast of characters.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)

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[00:05] Sign
    Ofim Empire Territory: Former Demon Lord's Castle
[00:13] Livia
    I shall hold off our pursuers.
[00:17] Livia
    Please hurry and go, Princess!
[00:19] Sara
    Livia...
[00:21] Sara
    Don't you dare die!
[00:22] Soldier A
    Let's go!
[00:23] Soldier A
    Now we have you!
[00:24] Soldier B
    Drop your sword!
[00:25] Livia
    Curse you rebels.
[00:27] Livia
    I swear on the honor of the Udis clan, defenders
    of the imperial family for generations...
[00:31] Livia
    I shall protect the princess at all costs!
[00:33] Soldier A
    The imperial family?! Princess?!
[00:35] Soldier B
    So that girl was one of them!
[00:37] Livia
    Curses! They've found us out!
[00:39] Sara
    Darn it, Livia!
[00:41] Livia
    Have at you!
[00:54] Sara
    I see... So this is the portal
     said to connect to another world.
[00:58] Sara
    It certainly looks forbidding.
[01:01] Sara
    But my options are limited, so...
[01:03] Sara
    Hup!
[02:53] Sign
    Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture
[02:55] Sosuke
    Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.
[02:57] Sosuke
    It had its heyday in the Sengoku period
[02:59] Sosuke
    as Nobunaga Oda's home base...
[03:02] Sosuke
    But now it's just another bland city.
[03:04] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[03:04] Sign
    Healthy Veggies
[03:04] Sosuke
    And within it lives
    a rather simple, bland detective.
[03:05] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[03:09] Sosuke
    I'm talking about myself here.
[03:12] Sign
    Detective
[03:12] Sign
    Sosuke Kaburaya
[03:13] Sosuke
    I'm Sosuke Kaburaya, 29 years old.
[03:16] Sosuke
    I work as a detective.
[03:20] Sosuke
    I'm currently tailing a salaryman
    named Koji Takemoto.
[03:23] Sosuke
    The client is his wife,
[03:23] Sign
    Koji Takemoto
[03:25] Sosuke
    who says he started acting odd
    a few months ago.
[03:27] Sosuke
    She thinks he's cheating on her.
[03:29] Sosuke
    I've been following him for three days now.
[03:32] Sosuke
    I'm hoping to catch something soon, but...
[03:47] Sosuke
    Wha...
[03:48] Sosuke
    Wh-What the hell is that?
[04:00] Sara
    Hmm, so this is another world...
[04:03] Sosuke
    Ow, ow, ow.
[04:04] Sara
    Huh?
[04:05] Sosuke
    What the hell...?
[04:05] Sara
    Oh, my apologies.
[04:08] Sosuke
    Who the hell are you?!
    Where'd you even come from?!
[04:11] Sara
    I was in the air when I exited the portal.
[04:14] Sosuke
    Huh?
[04:14] Sara
    I survived since you
    were positioned below me.
[04:17] Sosuke
    Listen here...
[04:18] Sosuke
    Shit. I lost him.
[04:20] Sosuke
    Damn it all...
[04:22] Sosuke
    Ow!
[04:23] Sosuke
    Yikes. That's pretty deep.
[04:26] Sara
    You're a grown man.
    Don't panic over a mere flesh wound.
[04:30] Sosuke
    What?
[04:30] Sara
    Here.
[04:34] Sara
    There.
[04:36] Sosuke
    Wait, what?
[04:41] Sosuke
    It's all better?!
[04:43] Sara
    Hmm?
[04:45] Sara
    I see.
[04:47] Sara
    To think I teleported
    to a world with no magic...
[04:51] Sosuke
    So, what's your deal anyway?
[04:54] Sara
    My name is Sara da Odin.
[04:57] Sara
    I've come from another world,
[04:59] Sara
    where I was the seventh princess
     of the Ofim Empire,
[05:03] Sara
    which was sacked in a rebellion.
[05:06] Sara
    So I escaped here to this world.
[05:08] Sosuke
    You're from another world? What are you...
[05:11] Sosuke
    But wait.
[05:12] Sosuke
    Now that you say that...
[05:14] Sosuke
    Actually, how are we even
    able to communicate then?
[05:17] Sara
    Hmm, that is quite mysterious.
[05:20] Sara
    I wonder if a translation spell was placed
     on me as I went through the portal.
[05:25] Sosuke
    A spell, huh?
[05:27] Sosuke
    Can't say I'm fully convinced yet, but can you
    use anything other than healing magic?
[05:32] Sara
    Naturally. Would you like to see?
[05:34] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[05:35] Sara
    Very well.
[05:45] Sara
    But a taste of my specialty attack magic!
[05:49] Sara
    I can conjure even larger explosions!
[05:52] Sara
    Care to see more?!
[05:54] Sosuke
    Absolutely not, you fool!
[05:56] Sosuke
    We need to get the hell outta here!
[05:56] Sara
    Hmm?
[05:58] Sosuke
    People will be here any minute!
[06:00] Sara
    I can easily blow away ten
    or twenty soldiers—
[06:04] Sosuke
    You're not blowing anyone away!
[06:06] Sosuke
    If you wanna live in this country,
[06:07] Sosuke
    knock it off with the
     shitty fantasy sensibilities!
[06:14] Enemy Soldier B
    She's too strong!
[06:15] Enemy Soldier C
    Retreat! Retreat!
[06:20] Livia
    Princess...
[06:22] Livia
    I shall accompany you... to another world!
[06:31] Livia
    So this is another world?
[06:34] Livia
    It looks quite different from the empire.
[06:35] Sign
    Muriya
[06:38] Sign
    Curry Fair
    Limited Time
[06:40] Livia
    Pardon me.
[06:41] Man A
    Yes? How can I...
[06:44] Livia
    Huh? Um...
[06:45] Livia
    Excuse me. Could you spare a moment—
[06:48] Livia
    Hey, wait!
[06:53] Livia
    Ack! C-Crap.
[06:57] Livia
    Glance.
[06:58] Livia
    First things first!
[07:06] Sign
    Nagara River
SIGN    Catching sweetfish from the Nagara requires a fishing permit. (Do not attempt to catch them any other way.)
[07:42] Livia
    This fish is quite delicious.
[07:47] Livia
    That must be the castle of this country.
[07:50] Livia
    I should petition the lord there
    and seek their aid.
[08:06] Livia
    Just as my clothes were finally dry, too...
[08:09] Livia
    Sorry to barge in to get out of the rain.
[08:15] Suzuki
    Do what you want. I'm in no
     position to be calling the shots.
[08:19] Livia
    Thank you very much.
[08:21] Livia
    My name is Livia de Udis.
[08:22] Sign
    Lady Knight
[08:22] Sign
    Livia de Udis
[08:25] Suzuki
    I'm Suzuki.
[08:25] Sign
    Homeless
[08:25] Sign
    Suzuki?
[08:27] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[08:33] Sosuke
    I brought her here without thinking,
    but what am I supposed to do with her?
[08:37] Sosuke
    Pretty sure if I take her to the police,
    it's just gonna get messy...
[08:40] Livia
    By the way, Sosuke, what is your occupation?
[08:44] Sosuke
    Oh, I'm a private detective.
[08:46] Livia
    A private detective?
[08:48] Sosuke
    I look for people, do background checks,
    and all sorts of other things.
[08:51] Livia
    Are you like a shinobi, perhaps?
[08:53] Sosuke
    A shinobi...? Oh, a ninja.
[08:57] Sosuke
    Well, I guess we have some things in common.
[08:59] Sosuke
    Except how does someone from
     a fantasy world know about ninjas?
[09:05] Sosuke
    Yeah, that's not letting up anytime soon.
[09:10] Sosuke
    Guess I have to put you up for the night.
[09:12] Sosuke
    Just make sure you're out early tomorrow.
[09:14] Sara
    All right.
[09:15] Sosuke
    Huh?
[09:16] Sosuke
    You're okay with that?
[09:17] Sara
    But in exchange, I'll have to erase
     your memories when I leave.
[09:20] Sosuke
    What? You're saying you'll wipe
    my memory of meeting you?
[09:24] Sosuke
    Magic that convenient exists?
[09:26] Sara
    Of course not.
[09:28] Sara
    Obviously, you'd lose anywhere from
    a few weeks to years' worth of memories.
[09:32] Sosuke
    Huh?
[09:33] Sara
    Worst case scenario,
    you could end up an invalid.
[09:36] Sosuke
    Wha?
[09:37] Sara
    I should also note that I've never
    actually tried the spell myself.
[09:41] Sosuke
    What?!
[09:42] Sosuke
    Then I'd definitely end up an invalid!
[09:45] Sosuke
    Why do you need to erase
    my memories anyway?!
[09:47] Sara
    If this country's scientists or intelligence
    agencies find out about my magic,
[09:51] Sara
    I could end up some kind of guinea pig.
[09:54] Sara
    So, just in case.
[09:55] Sosuke
    I mean, I guess I've seen scenes
    like that in sci-fi movies, but...
[09:58] Sara
    Stop this at once!
[10:00] Sara
    So, what will it be? Will you kick me out?
[10:06] Sosuke
    Until you drop the shitty fantasy worldview
    and find somewhere else to freeload...
[10:13] Sosuke
    Please stay here!
[10:15] Sosuke
    I'm begging you.
[10:17] Sara
    Very well. I'll be in your care.
[10:19] Livia
    What?! No one lives in that castle?!
[10:22] Suzuki
    Yeah. It's just a museum reconstructed
    to look like the original Gifu Castle.
[10:27] Livia
    Then where is the lord of this country?!
[10:30] Suzuki
    Lord? I guess you really are clueless.
[10:34] Suzuki
    What country are you from?
[10:37] Livia
    I can only say I come from far away...
[10:40] Suzuki
    Well, I've got no intention of prying.
[10:43] Suzuki
    But you seem like some lady knight
    here from another world.
[10:47] Livia
    Wha—
[10:50] Suzuki
    Anyway, you can use the
    cardboard back there tonight.
[10:54] Livia
    Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
[10:57] Sign
    Lady Knight
[10:58] Sign
    Homeless
[11:02] Suzuki
    Hey, wake up.
[11:05] Suzuki
    Were you actually able to sleep?
[11:07] Livia
    Yes! It was the best rest I've had in a while.
[11:10] Suzuki
    Seriously?
[11:11] Suzuki
    The trucks that go through here
     make a racket even at night.
[11:14] Suzuki
    Maybe you're cut out for the homeless life.
[11:17] Livia
    I'm not sure if I should take
    that as a compliment...
[11:21] Suzuki
    Welp, let's go get some breakfast.
[11:24] Livia
    Breakfast?
[11:25] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[11:26] TV Newscasters
    Good morning!
[11:27] TV Newscaster (M)
    Today, we're starting off Good
    Morning, Gifu with the news.
[11:31] TV Newscaster (F)
    We've received reports from local
    residents that a huge explosion
[11:35] TV Newscaster (F)
    went off last night around 8 PM
    in a park within Gifu City.
[11:40] TV Newscaster (F)
    The police are investigating whether
    it was planned or an accident.
[11:43] Sign
    Gifu City
[11:43] Sign
    Good Morning, Gifu
[11:43] Sign
    BREAKING
[11:43] Sign
    Mysterious Explosion at the Park?!
[11:45] Murata
    Some volunteers usually feed us in this park,
[11:49] Murata
    but not with this mess going on.
[11:51] Murata
    It's pretty terrible.
[11:53] TV Newscaster (M)
    Now for our next story.
[11:54] Sosuke
    Well, your culprit's right here...
[11:55] TV Newscaster (M)
    At the city aquarium, this tortoise is one
    of many babies being born right now.
[11:55] Sign
    Princess from
    Another World
[11:55] Sign
    Sara da Odin
[12:00] Sara
    The food in this world isn't strictly bad,
     but it's definitely lacking...
[12:01] Reporter
    Hi, hi! I'm here at the aquarium!
[12:03] Reporter
    There are so many fish!
[12:05] Sosuke
    Don't take me as representative.
[12:08] Sosuke
    There are lots of families eating better.
[12:10] Sara
    Then I would also like to eat better food.
[12:14] Sosuke
    Don't count on it.
[12:15] Sara
    And why not?
[12:16] Sosuke
    Because I'm poor.
[12:17] Sara
    Ah, the plainest and simplest answer.
[12:20] Sara
    Do private detectives really make so little?
[12:24] Sosuke
    It honestly depends, but there are
    guys who definitely strike it rich.
[12:27] Sara
    Then why don't you strike it rich?
[12:29] Sosuke
    This line of work usually takes
    a whole team of people working together.
[12:33] Sosuke
    But I'm on my own here.
[12:35] Sosuke
    So the work I can take is limited,
[12:38] Sosuke
    and I don't make enough to hire anyone,
     so I'm forever alone.
[12:40] Sara
    So you've already been checkmated?
[12:43] Sosuke
    I have not!
[12:44] Sosuke
    Not yet...
[12:45] Sara
    Not yet?
[12:46] Sosuke
    I at least have some savings
    and some regular clients.
[12:50] Sosuke
    I just can't spoil you.
[12:52] Sosuke
    Sorry.
[12:56] Sara
    What a cruel world...
[12:59] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:59] Sign
    Raicho
[13:00] Sosuke
    Folks from the cafe downstairs
    said they'd lend you clothes.
[13:03] Sara
    Ooh!
[13:04] Sosuke
    You're a lifesaver, Rinri-san.
[13:08] Sara
    I'm going to the library.
[13:08] Sign
    Minna no Mori
[13:12] Sign
    Minna no Mori
[13:12] Sara
    Games are so fun! So much fun!
[13:19] Takemoto
    I'm home.
[13:24] Sosuke
    I've struck out seven days in a row.
[13:29] Sign
    On my way back now
[13:30] Sosuke
    On my way back now.
[13:30] Sign
    Read
[13:31] Sara
    I'm starving...
[13:31] Sign
    Sara
[13:31] Sign
    I'm
    starving...
[13:33] Sign
    I'll grab some half-price bentos and head home
[13:33] Sosuke
    I'll grab some half-price
    bentos and head home.
[13:35] Sign
    Sara
[13:35] Sign
    Yay!
[13:35] Sara
    Yay!
[13:37] Sosuke
    I'm home.
[13:37] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[13:39] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[13:39] Sara
    Welcome back.
[13:41] Sosuke
    I see you sure got used
    to life in Japan quick.
[13:45] Sara
    Well, I've always loved new things.
[13:45] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[13:49] Sara
    This world is filled with so much
    entertainment. It's delightful.
[13:52] Sara
    Though I cannot get over the sparse meals.
[13:55] Sosuke
    All right, fine.
[13:56] Sosuke
    If this job goes well and I get paid,
    let's get something good to eat.
[14:02] Sara
    Really?!
[14:03] Sara
    And when will that be?
[14:05] Sosuke
    No idea.
[14:06] Sara
    I could help you out, you know?
[14:10] Sosuke
    How will explosion magic
     help me tail someone?
[14:13] Sara
    My magic is not limited
    to healing and explosions.
[14:17] Sara
    How about magic to make you fly
     or disappear, for example?
[14:17] Sosuke
    Huh?
[14:21] Sosuke
    You can do that?!
[14:23] Sara
    Indeed.
[14:23] Sosuke
    Those powers wouldn't just be useful.
    They're practically cheats.
[14:24] Sara
    Yay!
[14:27] Sosuke
    But I still have to say no.
[14:30] Sara
    And why is that?
[14:30] Sosuke
    I can't have some kid tag along
    on an infidelity investigation.
[14:33] Sara
    Fear not.
[14:35] Sara
    I am quite accustomed to seeing the
    murkiest squabbles within the palace.
[14:38] Sara
    Moreover, I was born to a concubine.
[14:41] Sosuke
    A concubine?
    Wait, that's like a mistress, right?
[14:45] Sosuke
    Even so, the answer's still no.
[14:47] Sara
    You're so stubborn.
[14:49] Sara
    Besides, do you even take jobs other
    than infidelity investigations?
[14:53] Sara
    Just go and solve some
    murder cases like Conan-kun!
[14:54] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[14:57] Sosuke
    No way.
[14:58] Sosuke
    Private detectives don't go around
    cracking complex cases like that in real life.
[15:03] Sara
    What?! Say it isn't so!
[15:05] Sosuke
    It's the truth.
[15:08] Sosuke
    Real private eyes aren't heroes or anything.
[15:12] Sara
    Hup...
[15:15] Sara
    And here I was just thinking
     how cool private eyes are...
[15:21] Sosuke
    I'm going to become
    the detective I want to be!
[15:23] Sign
    Resignation
[15:27] Sosuke
    Heroes, huh?
[15:30] Sosuke
    I guess even I looked up to the greats
    who fought for justice once.
[15:43] Sosuke
    He got off at a new stop,
    then withdrew money
[15:45] Sosuke
    from a convenience store ATM...
[15:47] Sosuke
    Is he meeting his mistress here?
[15:56] Sosuke
    There's no doubt about it.
[15:58] Sosuke
    I'm definitely gonna catch him today.
[16:07] Sosuke
    He's cheating with someone here?
    There's no way...
[16:10] Takemoto
    Please...
[16:12] Takemoto
    Please let this be the last time.
[16:15] Criminal A
    Huh?! The hell're you talkin' about?!
[16:20] Takemoto
    P-Please...
[16:23] Takemoto
    Please just let me go!
[16:25] Criminal B
    Hell nah.
[16:27] Sosuke
    Looks like they've got something on him
[16:30] Sosuke
    and have been blackmailing
    him for cash regularly.
[16:33] Sosuke
    It turned out not to be infidelity,
    but now I've gotten to the bottom of things.
[16:34] Takemoto
    Please just let me go.
    I don't have any more money.
[16:38] Sosuke
    I just need to report back
    to my client and I'm done.
[16:46] Criminal A
    Down you go!
[16:48] Sosuke
    Hey, come on now...
    You're gonna end up killing the guy.
[16:51] Sosuke
    Fine. Guess I'll call this in
    and wait for the cops to come.
[16:56] Sara
    And here I was just thinking
    how cool private eyes are...
[17:00] Sosuke
    Oh, damn it...
[17:03] Sosuke
    What the hell am I doing?
[17:07] Criminal C
    Come on. Get up.
[17:08] Sosuke
    Excuse me...
[17:09] Criminal C
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[17:11] Sousuke
    Er, um... Not anyone suspicious.
[17:13] Sousuke
    I was just looking for
    a deserted place to crap.
[17:17] Sousuke
    Anyway... have I mentioned
     I'm rather against violence?
[17:21] Criminal A
    What?
[17:22] Sosuke
    You could kill him if you keep going...
[17:25] Criminal B
    Like we care. Watch it, or you're next.
[17:27] Sosuke
    Yeah, figures.
[17:27] Criminal A
    Hey! Let's take care of this guy, too!
[17:29] Sosuke
    Now, now. Let's calm down.
[17:31] Criminal B
    Hey!
[17:31] Sosuke
    Huh?
[17:32] Criminal B
    Where do you think you're lookin'?!
[17:42] Criminal A
    Hey, what the hell'd y—
[17:47] Sara
    Sosuke!
[17:51] Sosuke
    Sara!
[17:52] Sara
    I shall join you, Sosuke.
[17:54] Sosuke
    What the hell are you doing here?!
[17:56] Sara
    I was following you.
[17:58] Sosuke
    What?!
[18:00] Sara
    You never thought someone might tail you
[18:03] Sara
    while you were tailing someone else, hmm?
[18:05] Criminal C
    Hey!
[18:07] Criminal C
    Who the hell are you?!
[18:08] Sara
    My name is not important.
[18:11] Sara
    I'm just a great detective passing by.
[18:13] Criminal A
    What? A great detective?
[18:15] Sara
    Indeed!
[18:16] Sara
    On the outside, I'm a cute girl.
[18:18] Sara
    Inside, I have a brilliant mind
    and the firepower of a demon lord!
[18:23] Sara
    People call me...
[18:24] Sara
    Sara the great detective!
[18:27] Sosuke
    You just gave your name,
    and no one calls you that.
[18:29] Sosuke
    Plus, no great detective
    brags about firepower!
[18:31] Sara
    You said yourself that real
    private eyes aren't heroes, did you not?
[18:36] Sara
    So you simply need to become one yourself!
[18:39] Sara
    Just like a great detective
     protagonist in a story!
[18:45] Sosuke
    If it were that easy,
     I wouldn't have to work so hard.
[18:48] Sara
    Well, you've got a point.
[18:50] Sara
    No matter how many of these thugs you defeat,
[18:52] Sara
    they aren't worth any experience points.
[18:55] Criminal C
    You little shit!
[18:56] Criminal C
    Die, you bastard!
[19:04] Sara
    Ooh! What was that?
[19:06] Sara
    He just flew a little!
[19:08] Sara
    I see! It must be the legendary
     martial art Sherlock Holmes used
[19:13] Sara
    called baritsu!
[19:14] Sosuke
    No, it was systema.
[19:15] Sosuke
    Also, how do you even know what baritsu is?
[19:17] Sara
    I saw it on Wiki.
[19:18] Sosuke
    Guess you're already a pro
    at surfing the web...
[19:20] Criminal D
    Who do you think you—
[19:26] Sara
    Maybe you didn't need my assistance.
[19:29] Sosuke
    Nah, I'd struggle against this many guys.
[19:32] Sosuke
    Honestly, you saved me.
[19:33] Sara
    Is that so?
[19:39] Criminal A
    Wh-What the hell's your deal?!
[19:41] Criminal A
    What did you just do?!
[19:43] Sara
    Indeed, that was...
[19:46] Sara
    Chinese martial arts!
[19:48] Sara
    When you're an expert like me, you can
    blow enemies away with your ki alone!
[19:53] Sara
    Mere child's play!
[19:54] Sosuke
    I guess you do want to hide your magic...
[19:57] Criminal A
    Damn it! We'll all go after them at once!
[20:00] Sosuke
    Make sure you go easy.
[20:01] Sara
    I know.
[20:02] Sara
    Great detectives do not kill.
[20:11] Officer
    So, hey...
[20:12] Officer
    You did all this single-handedly?
[20:14] Sosuke
    Um, yeah.
[20:15] Officer
    Mind coming down to the station?
[20:17] Sosuke
    Okay...
[20:19] Sosuke
    I'm home.
[20:19] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[20:21] Sara
    That took a while.
[20:22] Sosuke
    The police asked me all kinds of questions.
[20:25] Sosuke
    Now, here's our dinner tonight.
[20:25] Sign
    Half Off
    CHEAP
[20:25] Sign
    Hidagyu
[20:27] Sosuke
    The high-end beef that Gifu is
    so proud of... the great Hidagyu!
[20:31] Sara
    With an unmistakable half-off sticker...
[20:37] Sosuke
    Make sure you savor every bite.
[20:38] Sara
    Indeed.
[20:39] Both
    Let's eat!
[20:47] Sosuke
    Man, Hidagyu is truly
    the best in the universe.
[20:51] Sara
    Wha...
[20:52] Sara
    Wh-Wh-What ish this?!
[20:55] Sara
    It's so absolutely delicious!
[21:03] Sosuke
    There's plenty more where
    that came from, so eat up.
[21:04] Sign
    Half Off
    CHEAP
[21:11] Sosuke
    Sara.
[21:11] Sara
    Hmm?
[21:12] Sosuke
    You really helped me out today.
[21:14] Sara
    Indeed, you should be grateful.
[21:17] Sosuke
    I am, but don't do anything
    like that on your own again.
[21:20] Sara
    Hmm?
[21:21] Sosuke
    This wound up not being an infidelity case,
[21:24] Sosuke
    but kids shouldn't be involved
    in detective work like this.
[21:28] Sara
    Truly, I understand that you're
    saying so for my sake.
[21:34] Sara
    But I refuse!
[21:35] Sosuke
    Why?
[21:36] Sara
    Before you worry about what kind of morals
    I learn, why not worry about my diet?
[21:42] Sosuke
    Huh?
[21:42] Sara
    That affects me greatly, as I'm still growing!
[21:47] Sara
    To that end, I'll continue helping
    you with work for my own sake.
[21:51] Sara
    No complaining allowed.
[22:03] Sosuke
    Yeah, okay.
[22:05] Sosuke
    I'm counting on you, partner.
[22:07] Sign
    #Awaiting Kirin (From Another World)
[22:07] Sara
    Indeed!
[23:42] Livia
    Hup... There we go.
[23:45] Livia
    Whew.
[23:46] Livia
    Collecting cans can be quite intense.
    Wouldn't you say so, Suzuki-dono?
[23:50] Suzuki
    You've definitely got this
    homeless thing down.
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Sara
    This is my attendant, Livia.
[23:58] Sosuke
    Wait, does that mean she's
     from another world too?
[24:00] Sara
    Considering how the story was going,
    I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
[24:04] Livia
    Well, anyway... I will continue
    protecting you in this world as well.

Season 1

E2 - Homeless Lady Knight

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[00:04] Suzuki
    Livia-san, you really are a natural
     at this homeless thing.
[00:09] Livia
    Yes. I've learned all the roads around here.
[00:12] Livia
    Starting tomorrow, I think I can
    gather cans even more efficiently.
[00:16] Suzuki
    I guess I'll try a little
    harder tomorrow, too.
[00:21] Livia
    I won't be beat, Suzuki-dono!
[00:24] Livia
    No, wait!
[00:25] Livia
    What am I even doing?!
[00:28] Livia
    Why am I becoming obsessed
    with collecting empty cans?!
[00:31] Livia
    At this rate, I won't have any
    time to find the princess...
[00:35] Suzuki
    Princess?
[00:37] Livia
    Er, no, it's just...
    There's someone I must locate.
[00:42] Suzuki
    Any idea where they are?
[00:47] Livia
    No, not at all.
[00:49] Livia
    Though I believe it's somewhere in this city.
[00:52] Suzuki
    In that case, you're going to have
    to ask around or hire a detective.
[00:58] Livia
    A detective?
[00:59] Suzuki
    They're basically pros at finding people.
[01:02] Suzuki
    Of course, you'll need money to hire one.
[01:05] Livia
    I see...
[01:07] Livia
    Then I must save up some money forthwith!
[02:42] Sign
    #HomelessLadyKnight
[02:49] Livia
    Have you by chance seen this person?
[02:54] High School Girls
    Nope!
[02:58] Suzuki
    I did some research, and it costs
    about this much to find someone.
[03:03] Suzuki
    If you have no clue where they are,
[03:05] Suzuki
    the search gets tricky
    and the price skyrockets.
[03:08] Livia
    Wha—?!
[03:09] Livia
    Th-Then, at this rate...
[03:13] Livia
    I wonder how many more months it'll take.
[03:15] Suzuki
    With a smartphone or bank account,
[03:17] Suzuki
    there are more efficient ways to make money.
[03:20] Suzuki
    But you need a permanent address
    and ID for those.
[03:23] Livia
    A permanent address?
    I definitely don't have that...
[03:27] Suzuki
    You could go to City Hall and have them
    get you into a halfway house, but...
[03:32] Suzuki
    In your case, you might end up detained
     for entering the country illegally.
[03:37] Livia
    Then I guess I'm out of luck.
[03:40] Suzuki
    Pretty much.
[03:42] Livia
    Still, even if I can't make use of such
    services, couldn't you, Suzuki-dono?
[03:47] Suzuki
    Well, as for me,
    I still have a certificate of residence,
[03:51] Suzuki
    so if I did the paperwork, I probably could.
[03:53] Livia
    So why don't you?
[03:55] Livia
    You seem rather knowledgeable, Suzuki-dono.
[03:59] Livia
    I do beg your pardon, but it's rather
    strange for you to be living like this.
[04:04] Suzuki
    All kinds of folks end up homeless.
[04:07] Suzuki
    Though, in my case, I'm just a loser.
[04:15] Takeo
    Hey, you.
[04:17] Takeo
    You're the homeless chick I've been
    hearing about lately, aren't you?
[04:22] Livia
    You've been... hearing about me?
[04:25] Sign
    Takeo
[04:25] Takeo
    Yup, the hot foreigner with silver hair
[04:27] Takeo
    who's been carrying around
    a stupid amount of cans.
[04:31] Takeo
    The other homeless guys were complaining
[04:33] Takeo
    that some newbie's
    eating into their earnings.
[04:37] Livia
    I do apologize for that.
[04:39] Livia
    But I must make money posthaste.
[04:43] Takeo
    I figured as much! I actually have a job
    where you can earn some cash quick.
[04:49] Takeo
    Wanna give it a try?
[04:50] Livia
    Really?!
[04:52] Livia
    Such a job exists?
[04:54] Takeo
    All you've gotta do is sit
    with people and drink booze.
[04:58] Takeo
    We even have employee dorms!
[05:00] Livia
    That's wonderful! Consider me in!
[05:02] Suzuki
    Don't do it. I don't think you're
    cut out for that kind of work.
[05:07] Livia
    Suzuki-dono?
[05:08] Takeo
    What's your problem, old man?
    You with her or something?
[05:11] Suzuki
    Not exactly.
[05:13] Takeo
    Then could you kindly butt out?
[05:17] Suzuki
    You're right.
[05:19] Livia
    Suzuki-dono...
[05:22] Manager
    Have you ever worked at a sexy cabaret club?
[05:26] Livia
    A sexy what?
[05:27] Livia
    I do not have any experience,
[05:29] Livia
    but I know how to conduct myself
    at watering holes.
[05:32] Manager
    Watering holes? That's a great way to put it.
[05:36] Manager
    Let's have you start today.
[05:40] Livia
    Yes, sir!
[05:41] Sign
    Homeless
[05:42] Sign
    Hostess
[05:44] Manager
    This is Puriketsu-san.
[05:46] Puriketsu
    Hiya, I'm Puriketsu. Totes nice to meet you.
[05:48] Manager
    Make sure you teach our newbie
    everything she needs to know.
[05:52] Sign
    Hostess
[05:52] Sign
    Puriketsu
[05:55] Livia
    My name is Livia.
    I appreciate your guidance, Puriketsu-dono.
[05:59] Puriketsu
    Hey, your Japanese is really good, Livia-chan!
[06:03] Puriketsu
    First, we'll have to find you an outfit...
[06:07] Puriketsu
    Actually, before that,
    you need a shower. You sorta smell.
[06:12] Livia
    I mean, I have been washing off
    the sweat in the river daily...
[06:16] Puriketsu
    In the river?!
[06:18] Livia
    Well, I was homeless up until a moment ago.
[06:21] Puriketsu
    You were homeless?
[06:23] Puriketsu
    That must've been rough!
[06:31] Sign
    Thank you for everything
[06:36] Puriketsu
    I thought these would look best on you.
[06:39] Livia
    I'll be wearing one of those?
[06:41] Puriketsu
    Feel free to pick whichever.
[06:51] Black Suit
    Table 5's asking for you, Puriketsu-san.
[06:54] Puriketsu
    Roger! You're coming with, Livia-chan.
[06:58] Livia
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[07:03] Livia
    What exactly... is this?
[07:07] Livia
    Could this place be...
[07:09] Livia
    some lecherous establishment?
[07:12] Puriketsu
    Thanks for choosing me again, Mr. President.
[07:16] Kusanagi
    I wanted to see you so badly
    that I came back today.
[07:20] Kusanagi
    By the way, who's this?
[07:22] Puriketsu
    This is our newbie, Livia-chan.
[07:24] Kusanagi
    Oho! Well, ain't she a cutie?
[07:28] Puriketsu
    Come on, Livia-chan.
     Have a seat next to the president.
[07:32] Livia
    O-Of course.
[07:33] Kusanagi
    Oh? I love how innocent you seem.
[07:36] Kusanagi
    Maybe I'll give you a little
    reward to welcome you.
[07:39] Livia
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
    How dare you?!
[07:42] Kusanagi
    Wow, you've really got the
    lady knight act down.
[07:46] Livia
    To think that I couldn't even react...
[07:49] Livia
    This man is no ordinary foe.
[07:52] Livia
    W-Wait, are these...
[07:55] Livia
    T-Ten thousand yen bills?!
[07:56] Livia
    I've never seen these before!
[07:59] Kusanagi
    You're pretty funny, kid.
[08:01] Puriketsu
    Mr. President!
[08:03] Puriketsu
    No fair giving Livia-chan all the attention.
[08:05] Kusanagi
    Oh, fine.
[08:07] Kusanagi
    Here, here. Plenty more
    where that came from! Kidding!
[08:09] Puriketsu
    That tickles, Mr. President! Oh, you...
[08:09] Livia
    D-Does that mean I'm to let
    this man grope my chest?
[08:15] Livia
    Still... this is far easier than running
    all around the city to earn spare change.
[08:20] Livia
    It won't take long to earn what I need.
[08:23] Livia
    B-But this is just...
[08:26] Police Officer
    All right, no one move!
[08:29] Police Officer
    Police!
[08:31] Livia
    The police?
[08:32] Puriketsu
    Man, it's gotta suck having to deal
    with a raid on your first day, Livia-chan.
[08:37] Hostess A
    Well, there were rumors about this place
    doing some illegal business, so...
[08:41] Livia
    Pardon me, but what's going
    to happen to us now?
[08:45] Hostess B
    They'll probably just question
    us for a bit, but that's it.
[08:49] Livia
    Questioning?
[08:53] Livia
    I'm terribly sorry, but I will be fleeing.
[08:57] Livia
    Puriketsu-dono, I thank you for everything.
[08:59] Puriketsu
    Huh? Wait, Livia-chan.
    We're on the fifth floor.
[09:03] Livia
    It's all right. That won't be a problem!
[09:06] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan!
[09:19] Livia
    This is quite embarrassing,
    but I have returned.
[09:22] Livia
    Would you mind letting me stay here again?
[09:25] Suzuki
    I told you before. I'm in no
    position to be calling the shots.
[09:30] Livia
    You have my thanks.
[09:34] Suzuki
    I went to the library this afternoon
    and did a bit of research online.
[09:38] Suzuki
    Apparently, there's a detective agency in town
[09:40] Suzuki
    that takes jobs
    for a retainer fee of 30,000 yen.
[09:43] Livia
    Is there really?!
[09:45] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:45] Sign
    RAICHO
[09:50] Sara
    Coming!
[09:51] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[09:56] Sara
    Hmm?
[09:57] Livia
    P-Princess...
[10:00] Sara
    Ah, it's you, Livia—
[10:02] Livia
    Princess!
[10:04] Livia
    Thank goodness you're safe!
[10:05] Sara
    So, you're alive as well.
[10:08] Livia
    Of course! But whatever are
    you doing here, Princess?
[10:11] Sara
    I'm working at this detective agency.
[10:15] Livia
    My word!
[10:16] Sara
    What have you been up to?
[10:19] Livia
    I've...
[10:23] Livia
    been homeless.
[10:26] Sara
    My word.
[10:27] Sosuke
    Sara, who the heck are you talking to?
[10:30] Sara
    Ah, Sosuke. This is my attendant, Livia.
[10:34] Sosuke
    Your attendant? Wait, does that mean
    she's from another world too?
[10:38] Sara
    Considering how the story was going,
    I figured she died, but she's alive somehow!
[10:43] Livia
    You thought I had perished?!
[10:46] Livia
    Well, anyway... I will continue
    protecting you in this world as well.
[10:50] Sara
    Hmm... Well, it's rather peaceful here.
[10:53] Livia
    Even so, it is my duty
    to protect you, Princess!
[10:57] Sosuke
    Huh? Wait, so you're crashing here too?
[11:00] Livia
    But of course! I cannot
    leave my princess's side.
[11:04] Sosuke
    You can't be serious!
    This place is cramped enough as is!
[11:08] Sara
    To be honest, I don't know
    about leaving my retainer homeless...
[11:12] Sosuke
    What? You're homeless?
[11:17] Sara
    Say, Sosuke.
[11:19] Sara
    Why don't you hire Livia as well?
[11:22] Sosuke
    Uh, I don't have that kind of money.
[11:25] Livia
    If you will allow me to live here,
     I do not require any pay!
[11:29] Livia
    I humbly request that you employ me.
[11:32] Sara
    Take her in!
[11:37] Sosuke
    All right, fine.
[11:38] Sign
    Homeless
[11:40] Sign
    Detective's Assistant
[11:42] Livia
    And so...
[11:44] Livia
    Suzuki-dono, you have my thanks
    for all you've done for me.
[11:49] Suzuki
    You don't need to thank me.
[11:51] Suzuki
    I, uh... had some fun meeting you, too.
[11:55] Livia
    Suzuki-dono.
[11:57] Livia
    I do not know why you are homeless,
[12:01] Livia
    but if you still have a place to return to...
[12:03] Livia
    I believe you should.
[12:07] Suzuki
    I'd like to tell you to
    mind your own business,
[12:11] Suzuki
    but a lady knight
    from another world saying that
[12:13] Suzuki
    really makes it hit home.
[12:16] Livia
    It does, doesn't it?
    Now then, please take care.
[12:27] Editor
    Hello, this is GF Bunko's
    editorial department.
[12:30] Suzuki
    It's been a while. This is Suzukiri.
[12:32] Editor
    Huh?! Suzukiri-san?!
    Where are you right now?!
[12:36] Suzuki
    In Gifu.
[12:38] Suzuki
    I figured I'd struggle a little longer
    while I still had a place to return to.
[12:39] Sign
    Author
[12:39] Sign
    Suzukiri
[12:43] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:43] Sign
    RAICHO
[12:43] Sign
    A few days later
[12:44] Sosuke
    I hate to say this...
[12:46] Sosuke
    But you're getting the chop.
[12:48] Livia
    Axed?!
[12:48] Sign
    #HomelessLadyKnightAfter
[12:49] Livia
    You're going to behead me?!
[12:50] Sosuke
    No! I'm saying that you
    no longer work here.
[12:55] Livia
    But why? What could I have possibly done?
[12:59] Sosuke
    You can't be serious.
[13:02] Sosuke
    You stand out like
     a sore thumb when shadowing,
[13:04] Sosuke
    and you suck at memorizing targets' faces.
[13:07] Sosuke
    And not only can you not do office work,
[13:09] Sosuke
    you broke the laptop and lost files.
[13:12] Sosuke
    I'll be honest.
     You aren't made for this line of work.
[13:17] Sara
    Well, everyone has their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[13:20] Sosuke
    So, yeah, just give it up.
[13:23] Sosuke
    I'll help you find work
     and a place to stay, though.
[13:26] Livia
    That is not necessary.
[13:28] Sosuke
    What?
[13:29] Livia
    I have my pride!
[13:31] Livia
    My princess is here working, so I cannot
     be content with being a freeloader.
[13:37] Sosuke
    What will you do, then?
[13:39] Livia
    I shall find a job and a home on my own.
[13:44] Livia
    So until I do, Sosuke-dono,
[13:46] Livia
    I leave the princess in your care.
[13:53] Sosuke
    She gonna be okay?
[13:55] Sara
    Well, I'm pretty sure she won't die.
[13:59] Sign
    Detective's Assistant
[14:01] Sign
    Homeless
[14:04] Sign
    #FirstJob
[14:07] Sign
    Tateyama
[14:08] Tateyama
    I've been waiting for you, Kaburaya-sama.
[14:10] Tateyama
    And who might this be?
[14:12] Sosuke
    She's sort of like my assistant.
[14:14] Tateyama
    I see.
[14:16] Sara
    Indeed, you've got exquisite taste.
[14:21] Brenda
    You flatter me, you precious little thing.
[14:25] Sosuke
    This is Brenda Aisaki-san, a lawyer.
[14:28] Sosuke
    She's our client this time
    and one of my regulars.
[14:31] Sara
    My word! But she's still a child!
[14:34] Brenda
    There is no age restriction
     on the bar examination,
[14:37] Brenda
    so it's theoretically possible
    for a child to become a lawyer.
[14:41] Sosuke
    Be that as it may,
    that's not the case for you.
[14:44] Sosuke
    Despite how she looks,
    she's actually older than me.
[14:47] Sign
    Lawyer
[14:47] Sign
    Brenda Aisaki
[14:48] Sara
    What?!
[14:50] Sara
    To think the Black Organization truly exists!
[14:52] Sosuke
    No one drugged her and turned her into a kid!
[14:55] Brenda
    So, Sosuke-kun, who might this be?
[14:59] Brenda
    Ah, you've finally succumbed to circumstance
    and resorted to kidnapping.
[15:03] Brenda
    I'll introduce you to a good lawyer,
    so you should turn yourself in.
[15:05] Sosuke
    Of course I didn't kidnap her!
[15:07] Sosuke
    Besides, you're a lawyer!
[15:10] Brenda
    You so faithfully have a retort
    for all my jokes. I love that about you.
[15:15] Sara
    Don't you just?
[15:19] Sosuke
    This is Sara. She's an
    exchange student from Sweden.
[15:23] Sosuke
    She was staying at my friend's place,
    but it burned down in a fire.
[15:27] Sara
    Moreover, my parents are
    on a trip around the world,
[15:32] Sara
    so I've decided to stay
    at Sosuke's place for a while.
[15:36] Brenda
    Oh my. That must have been hard.
[15:38] Sara
    'Tis nothing. Unforeseen disaster
    only serves to spice up one's journey.
[15:42] Brenda
    You know, you speak in a rather unique way.
[15:45] Sosuke
    Well, she did learn Japanese
    through anime and manga.
[15:49] Brenda
    Ah. What series do you like?
[15:51] Sara
    Detective Conan!
[15:54] Brenda
    I can't say that I recall anyone
    in that manga talking like you...
[15:57] Sosuke
    Well, she's been influenced
    by way more than just Conan.
[16:01] Sosuke
    Anyway, she's gonna be helping me
    out with work, so be nice to her.
[16:06] Brenda
    She's going to be doing detective work?
[16:08] Sara
    Indeed! I'm working hard to become
    a great detective like Conan-kun.
[16:14] Brenda
    Are you serious right now?
[16:15] Sosuke
    Despite appearances,
    she's got a real knack for sleuthing.
[16:20] Brenda
    Well, I guess if you're okay
    with it, Sosuke-kun...
[16:23] Sosuke
    So, what's the job this time?
[16:27] Brenda
    The same as usual.
[16:28] Brenda
    I need some digging done
    for divorce proceedings.
[16:31] Brenda
    The investigation period will
    be a week starting tomorrow.
[16:34] Brenda
    The target is Yuki Shimomura,
     a 34-year-old housewife.
[16:35] Sign
    Name: Yuki Shimomura
[16:35] Sign
    Age: 34 y/o
[16:35] Sign
    Occupation: Housewife
[16:39] Brenda
    The client is her husband, Kazuya
    Shimomura, a 35-year-old office worker.
[16:40] Sign
    Kazuya Shimomura
[16:44] Brenda
    He wants a divorce, but his wife refuses,
[16:47] Brenda
    so he's planning to take it to family court.
[16:50] Brenda
    The reason is apparently personal differences.
[16:53] Sara
    This is quite exciting, isn't it?!
[16:56] Sosuke
    Say, you have a spell that can
    make you invisible, right?
[16:59] Sosuke
    Is there a way to stay invisible for a while?
[17:02] Sara
    Oh, that?
[17:04] Sara
    Behold.
[17:06] Sosuke
    Oh god, that's creepy!
[17:07] Sara
    Shut your mouth! Who are you calling creepy?!
[17:10] Sosuke
    Er, my bad. It's actually pretty incredible.
[17:14] Sosuke
    Can you make your whole body disappear?
[17:17] Sara
    I can, but there's a glaring problem.
[17:20] Sosuke
    Like what?
[17:20] Sara
    This spell essentially just bends
    the light around your whole body
[17:25] Sara
    so that you can't be seen from the outside,
    but I also can't see from inside.
[17:30] Sara
    And if I leave just my face so I can see...
[17:33] Sosuke
    Yikes!
[17:33] Sara
    Rawr! I'm a scary ghost!
[17:36] Sosuke
    Why's a ghost rawring at me?!
[17:38] Sosuke
    Seriously, that's super creepy!
[17:40] Sara
    Also, I get really tired if
    I use my magic too long.
[17:45] Sara
    Hey, there's our mark!
[17:46] Sign
    Shimomura
[17:46] Sign
    Mark = Investigation Target
[17:51] Sosuke
    All right, let's follow her.
[18:00] Sosuke
    Well, unsurprisingly, she's just shopping.
[18:04] Sara
    I'm so bored!
[18:06] Sosuke
    That's because stakeouts are boring.
[18:08] Sosuke
    You can nap, you know?
[18:10] Sosuke
    No, I'll do my best. I'm genuinely trying
    to be a great detective, after all.
[18:15] Sosuke
    I see.
[18:17] Sara
    What's the matter?
[18:19] Sosuke
    That's the landscaper.
[18:22] Sosuke
    Apparently, our mark
    is obsessed with gardening
[18:24] Sosuke
    and has a landscaper come by regularly.
[18:27] Sara
    Well, they do have some
    big trees in their yard.
[18:38] Sara
    How could I? How many days has it been?!
[18:41] Sosuke
    Like it's been that long.
    You were only out an hour.
[18:45] Sara
    So, have there been any new developments?
[18:48] Sosuke
    Absolutely squat.
[18:49] Sara
    I see...
[18:51] Sara
    I guess the landscaper is still here, too.
[18:54] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[18:55] Sosuke
    No, wait.
[18:56] Sara
    What is it?
[18:57] Sosuke
    It's been an hour,
     but nothing's going on in the yard...
[19:02] Sosuke
    I haven't seen the landscaper
    over the fence either.
[19:05] Sara
    I'm sure he does more than just pruning.
[19:08] Sosuke
    He went inside with a ladder.
[19:11] Sosuke
    If he needs one,
[19:13] Sosuke
    I figured he'd be pruning that
    tree right along the fence there.
[19:17] Sara
    So, something concerns you?
[19:19] Sosuke
    Pretty much, yeah.
[19:21] Sara
    That might be your detective's intuition.
[19:25] Sosuke
    Maybe. If only we could see the lawn...
[19:28] Sara
    You just need a look inside, right?
[19:45] Sosuke
    Hey, your face is bright red.
[19:48] Sara
    W-Well...
[19:51] Sara
    The landscaper was using Cold Breath
[19:54] Sara
    against the young madame's
    Beast King Redemption Blast...
[19:57] Sosuke
    Th-This is a lot...
[20:00] Brenda
    This is...
[20:04] Sosuke
    The guy is Kohei Wakabayashi
    from Satonaka Landscaping.
[20:07] Sosuke
    Not sure on the kanji.
[20:09] Brenda
    This is plenty. I'll pay you
    for the whole week and a little extra.
[20:14] Sosuke
    That's great!
[20:16] Brenda
    By the way, how did you
    even get this picture?
[20:20] Brenda
    It's taken from pretty high up.
[20:24] Sosuke
    Uh...
[20:25] Sosuke
    I used a drone.
[20:27] Brenda
    Huh.
[20:29] Sara
    So, you've known that lawyer
    for quite some time?
[20:32] Sosuke
    Yeah, about three years or so now.
[20:36] Brenda
    Do lawyers use detectives often?
[20:39] Sosuke
    Well, yeah.
[20:41] Sosuke
    Following people and stakeouts
    can be against the law,
[20:44] Sosuke
    but private detectives are allowed to do so.
[20:48] Sara
    I see.
[20:49] Sosuke
    On the flip side, lawyers have access
    to personal information that detectives
[20:53] Sosuke
    can have a hard time getting
    their hands on.
[20:55] Sara
    So it's a bit of give and take.
[20:58] Brenda
    I don't like this.
[21:00] Tateyama
    Are you jealous of a child?
[21:03] Brenda
    What are you talking about?
[21:05] Brenda
    All I mean is that with a child around,
[21:07] Brenda
    it's harder to ask Sosuke-kun
    to do dirty work!
[21:13] Sign
    Hidagyu
[21:13] Sosuke
    We just got a week's pay in a day.
[21:17] Sosuke
    It's a special occasion.
[21:19] Sara
    This isn't half price or even 10 percent off!
[21:24] Sara
    By the way, Sosuke,
    are you not getting married?
[21:29] Sosuke
    Heck no.
[21:30] Sosuke
    Where'd that come from?
[21:32] Sara
    Is it because you're broke?
[21:33] Sosuke
    I'm broke and I've got no one to marry.
[21:36] Sosuke
    Not to mention, when you do this job,
[21:38] Sosuke
    you see lots of stuff you never want to.
[21:41] Sosuke
    I gave up on any aspirations of
    love or marriage a long time ago.
[21:46] Sara
    Ah, so that's why you didn't react
[21:49] Sara
    when you saw Livia's totally fap-worthy body.
[21:52] Sosuke
    Don't let the internet
    poison your mind too much.
[21:55] Sara
    Oh, my bad. I just couldn't help myself
    from using internet slang like fap-worthy.
[22:00] Sara
    I am no nerd, lololol.
[22:05] Sara
    Anyway, I suppose this means I won't be thrown
    out for getting in the way of your love life.
[22:10] Sosuke
    You were actually worried about that?
[22:12] Sara
    Indeed. I don't want to make you
    or your loved ones invalids, after all.
[22:18] Sosuke
    I guess you're still on about
    erasing my memories once you leave.
[22:22] Sara
    But of course.
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Livia
    What is this "clan" you speak of?
[23:57] Saito
    We sell goods that enrich people's lives.
[24:02] Sosuke
    It's fraud dealing with the supernatural.
[24:04] Sosuke
    If you naively follow them, you'll fall for
    their mind control and become one of them.

Season 1

E3 - The Homeless Gourmet

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[01:32] Sign
    #TheHomelessGourmet
[01:34] Livia
    Suzuki-dono...
[01:36] Livia
    I guess you've returned
    to where you belong.
[01:41] Livia
    Please take care.
[01:42] Livia
    I will try to survive on my own.
[01:48] Livia
    Now then, I'll need to procure some food.
[01:53] Livia
    If I remember correctly,
    the fish in this river...
[01:56] (Flashback) Suzuki
    In order to fish in the Nagara River,
    you need to buy a fishing permit.
[02:03] Livia
    To think there's perfectly delicious food
    swimming right in front of me
[02:07] Livia
    and all I can do is look at it...
[02:12] Livia
    I'm quite hungry.
[02:15] Livia
    A grasshopper?
[02:18] Livia
    No, no, hold it right there!
[02:21] Livia
    That's a bug.
[02:23] Livia
    How could I, a proud noble
    of the empire, consume a bug?!
[02:27] Livia
    When I didn't resort to such a thing
    even when our country was destroyed?!
[02:41] Livia
    Grasshoppers are good!
[02:43] Livia
    How can they be so delicious?
[02:47] Livia
    Grasshoppers are scrumptious!
[02:49] Livia
    I hate that they're so delectable!
[02:55] Livia
    Good morning, Murata-dono.
[02:57] Murata
    Oh, heya.
[02:58] Sign
    Murata
[02:58] Murata
    Where's Suzuki-san today?
[03:01] Livia
    Suzuki-dono has returned
    to where he belongs.
[03:04] Murata
    Hey, that's great. But are you
    going to be all right by your lonesome?
[03:09] Livia
    Yes, I'm somehow managing on my own.
[03:12] Murata
    I see. We all gather around
    here in the evenings,
[03:16] Murata
    so swing by if you feel like it.
[03:19] Murata
    You can at least kill some time.
[03:21] Livia
    Sure. Thanks for looking out for me.
[03:28] Man
    Seriously?
[03:29] Man
    What? I've never heard of them.
[03:32] Man
    Come on, now.
[03:34] Livia
    I decided to take you up on your invitation.
[03:39] Livia
    If you'd like... please,
    help yourselves to this.
[03:42] Murata
    Wow, grasshopper tempura?
[03:45] Murata
    Did you make that?
[03:46] Livia
    Yes.
[03:47] Kurinohara
    Man, these go great with some sake!
[03:51] Kurinohara
    Let's break out the special stuff!
[03:52] Sign
    Kukkoro
[03:53] Murata
    You sure are generous, Kurinohara-san!
[03:57] Kurinohara
    I won big in pachinko.
[04:00] Livia
    What is this "pachinko"?
[04:03] Kurinohara
    Oh? You interested, lass?
[04:06] Kurinohara
    You see, pachinko is...
[04:08] Kurinohara
    You feel like a king when you win!
[04:14] Livia
    How delicious!
[04:16] Murata
    Look at you.
[04:18] Kurinohara
    Way to go, lass!
[04:21] Sosuke
    I was worried, but it looks
    like she's having fun.
[04:33] Livia
    The rice in this world is truly delicious.
[04:36] Saito
    Hello.
[04:39] Livia
    Hello there.
[04:40] Saito
    Oh, so you can speak Japanese!
[04:43] Saito
    Do you like the food?
[04:45] Livia
    Yes. It's rather tasty.
[04:47] Saito
    That's great!
[04:47] Sign
    Saito
[04:47] Sign
    Aoki
[04:49] Saito
    Say, would you care to chat with us for a bit?
[04:53] Livia
    I certainly wouldn't mind.
[04:56] Saito
    Miss, you seem rather young.
[04:59] Saito
    You must have been through quite an ordeal.
[05:02] Livia
    Huh? Er, yes, you could say that.
[05:06] Saito
    Are you struggling with anything
    in your everyday life?
[05:09] Livia
    Oh, no, not really.
[05:12] Saito
    Listen, just so you know,
     you don't need to hold back with us.
[05:16] Aoki
    That's right. You can tell us everything.
[05:19] Livia
    Hmm... Well, if anything, I guess there's
    the fact that I can't find a job.
[05:24] Livia
    I haven't been able to sign a lease
     or open a bank account.
[05:28] Livia
    And I don't have a family register,
    so I can't really solve all of that.
[05:31] Saito and Aoki
    You're definitely struggling!
[05:34] Livia
    Well, I was planning on figuring
     it all out eventually,
[05:38] Livia
    but taking it easy here for a bit
    isn't so bad.
[05:42] Saito
    T-Taking it easy?
[05:43] Aoki
    You're so positive.
[05:46] Saito
    I know.
[05:47] Saito
    Why don't you come see what our clan is like?
[05:51] Livia
    What is this "clan" you speak of?
[05:53] Saito
    I'm talking about our group,
    the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[05:58] Saito
    In order to create a world where everyone
    can be happy, we feed the needy,
[06:03] Saito
    do volunteer work, and sell
    goods that enrich people's lives.
[06:08] Livia
    Ah, what a wonderful organization.
[06:10] Aoki
    It is!
[06:12] Saito
    My life has changed so much
    since I discovered the clan.
[06:17] Saito
    If you become a clan member,
    you can live in our clan home too.
[06:21] Livia
    Oh! Then would it be all right
    if I came and had a look?
[06:25] Saito and Aoki
    Of course!
[06:28] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[06:28] Sign
    RAICHO
[06:29] Sign
    #TheSaviorLadyKnight
[06:29] Young saleswoman
    And just for you today, we're willing to sell
    this statue at a special low price.
[06:35] Sosuke
    Yeah, I'm good. Please leave.
[06:38] Young saleswoman
    Oh, don't say that!
[06:39] Young saleswoman
    With this, your luck will skyrocket
    and you can kiss your meager life goodbye!
[06:44] Sosuke
    Mind your damn business!
[06:45] Young saleswoman
    Ah, at least let us pray for you!
[06:48] Suzuki
    Shut up!
[06:54] Sara
    What were they trying to sell?
[06:56] Sosuke
    Some statue that purges evil spirits
[06:59] Sosuke
    and brings the house good luck, apparently.
[07:02] Sara
    That is precisely what we need most!
[07:05] Sara
    Chase them down at once and purchase it!
[07:07] Sosuke
    Chill. Like anything like that
     is real in this world.
[07:12] Sara
    What?
[07:13] Sosuke
    It's supernatural-related fraud.
[07:15] Sosuke
    They hawk bogus wares.
[07:18] Sara
    My word! And this is acceptable here?
[07:22] Sosuke
    If the person selling the stuff is aware
    that it has absolutely no power or benefit,
[07:28] Sosuke
    it could be considered fraud or extortion.
[07:31] Sosuke
    But those people genuinely seemed
    to believe what they were saying.
[07:34] Sosuke
    They're still young, so maybe they got
    dragged into some fake club in college.
[07:39] Sara
    A fake club?
[07:42] Sosuke
    Religious or political organizations
    sometimes pretend to be normal groups
[07:47] Sosuke
    to lure in students.
[07:49] Sosuke
    If you follow blindly, you end up under
     their mind control and become one of them.
[07:54] Sara
    And how do they accomplish that?
[07:56] Sosuke
    The most famous method is subliminal stimuli.
[08:00] Sosuke
    It affects people's subconscious
[08:02] Sosuke
    with visuals and sounds you don't perceive.
[08:05] Sosuke
    Though it's unclear
    if it's just a bunch of hogwash.
[08:10] Sosuke
    Honestly, the most common way is to
    approach and convince people directly.
[08:13] Sara
    That sounds surprisingly... proper.
[08:17] Sosuke
    No matter how absurd something might be,
[08:19] Sosuke
    if a true believer espouses it
    with all their heart...
[08:23] Sosuke
    you're surprisingly likely to buy in.
[08:27] Sosuke
    But it's not like you're going to learn the
    secret of some unknown world from a stranger.
[08:38] Saito
    This is our home.
[08:41] Saito
    We even have a gymnasium.
[08:43] Saito
    Would you like to play a
    little game of basketball?
[08:45] Livia
    Basketball?
[08:47] Saito
    We'd like to rent the basketball
    court for an hour.
[08:51] Livia
    Saito-dono, what are these?
[08:54] Saito
    They're hill bills,
    the currency the clan uses.
[08:56] Saito
    You earn them by contributing to the clan.
[08:59] Sign
    Bathrooms
[08:59] Livia
    You can't use standard Japanese currency?
[09:02] Saito
    Here at home, you can only use hill bills.
[09:05] Sign
    Gymnasium Sign-Up Form
[09:05] Sign
    Name
[09:05] Saito
    You can convert Japanese yen
    to hill bills, though.
[09:09] Livia
    What about hill bills into yen?
[09:11] Saito
    Oh, there's no need.
[09:13] Saito
    The system is designed to make you want to work for the good of society
[09:16] Saito
    instead of for money!
[09:19] Livia
    I see...
[09:24] Livia
    Hmm...
[09:26] Saito
    Livia-san! Over here!
[09:29] Livia
    Like this?
[09:30] Saito
    Perfect!
[09:36] Livia
    Ooh, that was brilliant, Saito-dono!
[09:40] Saito
    To be honest, I trained to go pro.
[09:43] Livia
    Oh, I see!
[09:45] Saito
    But that dream was shattered
     when I got injured.
[09:48] Livia
    I'm very sorry to hear that.
[09:50] Saito
    Oh, it's fine. Right now, I'm living a
    fulfilling life thanks to the clan.
[09:57] Livia
    Whoops!
[10:02] Livia
    There!
[10:05] Clan member B
    Seriously?
[10:06] Clan member A
    Is she really a beginner?
[10:09] Saito
    Next, let's switch up teams.
[10:11] Saito
    Livia-san, you'll have to deal with me now.
[10:14] Livia
    I am up for the challenge!
[10:20] Livia
    My word!
[10:23] Livia
    You are a worthy opponent.
[10:24] Aoki
    Saito-kun! You're being a bit childish!
[10:27] Saito
    Sorry, I got kind of carried away.
[10:31] Saito
    It's only a game, so let's all have fun.
[10:35] Saito
    Oh, no. You needn't hold back with me.
[10:39] Saito
    Failing all else,
    I will give it my all as well.
[10:43] Saito
    Huh?
[10:46] Saito
    Huh?!
[10:47] Livia
    If I remember correctly, you can take two
    steps while holding the ball, correct?
[10:57] Aoki
    Wait, what?!
[10:59] Clan member B
    Seriously...?
[11:01] Livia
    I-Is it perhaps against the rules to put the
    ball into the hoop while holding it?
[11:06] Clan member B
    H-Holy crap! What the heck was that dunk?!
[11:09] Clan member A
    Didn't she just jump crazy far?
[11:11] Clan member C
    She didn't even have a running start!
    Not even a pro could do that!
[11:15] Livia
    E-Er, well, you see, I happen to, uh...
    practice Chinese martial arts.
[11:21] Member
    Seriously?
[11:22] Saito
    Livia-san!
[11:24] Saito
    I'm sorry for faking you out so many
    times when you're just a beginner.
[11:28] Saito
    And to think I wanted to go pro.
    It's laughable, honestly.
[11:31] Livia
    Why is there any need for modesty?
[11:34] Livia
    I'm quite impressed with your
    fighting spirit, Saito-dono.
[11:37] Saito
    Fighting spirit? This all just
    means I still have a ways to go.
[11:41] Saito
    Oh, that's right! The master
    is giving a lecture tonight.
[11:45] Saito
    You should join us, Livia-san.
[11:47] Livia
    The master?
[11:49] Saito
    The head of our clan, Noa Minakami-sama!
[11:53] Saito
    I'm sure that if you hear Noa-sama speak,
    you'll find your purpose in life!
[11:57] Livia
    Is this person that magnificent?
[12:00] Saito
    But of course!
[12:02] Saito
    Noa-sama was born and raised deep within
    Tibet and gained divine powers!
[12:07] Livia
    Divine powers?
[12:09] Aoki
    She can heal wounds and illnesses,
[12:13] Aoki
    drive away disasters, and bring happiness!
[12:15] Livia
    My word! You mean magic actually
    exists in this world?
[12:18] Aoki and Saito
    Huh?
[12:19] Livia
    Oh, er, nothing.
[12:20] Livia
    Please, allow me to join you!
[12:26] Kenji
    My name is Kenji. I'm a totally
    normal college student.
[12:41] Kenji
    Hey, we work at the same place.
[12:43] Saki
    My name is Saki.
[12:45] Kenji
    Saki-chan! Please go out with me!
[12:48] Saki
    I'll totes go out with you!
[12:50] Kenji
    Saki-chan!
[12:52] Livia
    What a shocking turn of events!
[12:55] Livia
    What's going to happen
    to Kenji and Saki now?
[12:59] Doctor
    Unfortunately, the chances of her regaining
    consciousness are extremely low.
[13:05] Kenji
    Saki-chan...
[13:07] Livia
    I have to wonder, though...
[13:09] Livia
    Why do this mysterious woman and
    these words appear every so often?
[13:16] Livia
    Hrm, it's a bit of an annoyance,
    but I suppose I'll ignore it.
[13:23] Kenji
    There's no meaning to my
    life without Saki-chan...
[13:27] Akira
    Hey, Kenji! You should do
    some volunteer work with me!
[13:31] Kenji
    You're Akira, my friend from college!
[13:34] Kenji
    You do volunteer work?
[13:37] Akira
    Yup!
[13:38] Akira
    Along with my friends and family
    at the World's Branch Hill Clan!
[13:43] Noa
    Kenji-san, I am the master
    of our clan, Noa Minakami.
[13:48] Noa
    I need your strength in
    order to save this world!
[14:01] Kenji
    Wh-What is this?!
[14:04] Noa
    Our world is being devoured
    by an evil force.
[14:09] Kenji
    I had no idea!
[14:11] Livia
    Another surprising development!
[14:13] Livia
    But that voice really is obnoxious...
[14:14] Noa
    Everything will be okay if
    you believe in the clan.
[14:18] Noa
    Give your money to the clan.
[14:24] Monster
    You will stand in the way of evil no longer!
[14:26] Kenji
    Everyone! We need to work together!
[14:29] All
    Yeah!
[14:30] Noa
    Believe in God's love.
    This world is overflowing with hope.
[14:45] Kenji
    Saki-chan!
[14:48] Saki
    Kenji-kun!
[14:49] Noa
    When evil blossoms within people's hearts,
[14:52] Noa
    darkness will fall upon
    this world once again.
[14:56] Noa
    Our battle has only just begun.
[15:00] Kenji
    Noa-sama...
[15:01] Kenji
    As members of the clan,
[15:04] Kenji
    we offer you our bodies, hearts, money...
    everything to continue fighting!
[15:08] Noa
    Thank you, my warriors of light.
[15:19] Livia
    That was quite entertaining!
[15:22] Livia
    Especially at the end! It was great
    to see them defeat the monster.
[15:26] Aoki
    I'm glad to hear it.
    You have real potential, Livia-san.
[15:31] Livia
    By the way, why were there flashes
    of a picture of that woman?
[15:34] Livia
    Not to mention the strange voice that
    kept talking in the latter half...
[15:38] Aoki
    What are you talking about?
[15:40] Livia
    Huh? Oh, er, never mind.
[15:44] Sign
    Keichan
    2 Hill Bills
[15:44] Sign
    Miso Soup
    1 Hill Bill
[15:44] Sign
    Gyoza
    2 Hill Bills
[15:44] Sign
    White Rice
    1 Hill Bill
[15:45] Livia
    Let's dig in!
[15:48] Aoki
    Do you like it?
[15:50] Livia
    Yes! Especially this chicken
    dish. It's delightful!
[15:54] Saito
    That's called keichan.
    It's a local delicacy in Gifu.
[15:55] Sign
    Keichan: Chicken marinated in a miso or soy sauce base and then sauteed with cabbage
     and other ingredients. Seasoning may vary depending on the household or restaurant.
[15:58] Livia
    I see! The miso flavor soaked through
    the chicken is positively delicious.
[16:03] Saito
    What kinds of foods do you
    usually eat, Livia-san?
[16:07] Livia
    Let's see... I'd say my diet
    primarily consists of instant noodles.
[16:12] Livia
    Then there's curry, the rice balls the
    volunteers make for us, and grasshoppers.
[16:15] Saito
    Ah, yes, grasshoppers.
[16:17] Saito
    Grasshoppers?!
[16:18] Aoki
    Grasshoppers as in the bugs?!
[16:21] Livia
    Yes! They're quite delicious
    battered and fried.
[16:31] Livia
    Is she the master you spoke of?
[16:33] Saito
    Yes, that's correct.
[16:35] Livia
    Huh.
[16:40] Noa
    I am truly delighted to see
    all of you on this lovely night.
[16:46] Noa
    Right now, this world is
    overflowing with sadness.
[16:49] Noa
    But there is no need to despair!
[16:52] Noa
    If we combine the powers of the members
    of this clan, no, this family,
[16:57] Livia
    Will I get to witness
    these divine powers soon?
[16:57] Noa
    there is no obstacle we cannot overcome!
[17:01] Noa
    There is a member I'd like
     to reward before all of you tonight.
[17:07] Noa
    Seiji Uchiyama-san.
[17:09] Uchiyama
    Yes.
[17:11] Sign
    Seiji Uchiyama
[17:13] Livia
    Oh?
[17:14] Noa
    Please, step right up.
[17:16] Noa
    Uchiyama-san has offered 5,000
    hill bills to the clan.
[17:21] Clan member A
    How wonderful!
[17:23] Clan member B
    I need to work even harder!
[17:26] Noa
    To thank him for his dedication,
    I would like to give him a blessing.
[17:37] Noa
    O heaven, protect our brother
    from all calamity!
[17:44] Livia
    A spell to shield someone from all calamity?
[17:47] Livia
    Does such a thing actually exist?
[17:58] Uchiyama
    Stay back! Stay back, or I'll kill her!
[18:02] Livia
    Saito-dono, is this also
    part of the entertainment?
[18:05] Saito
    I-I'm very sorry.
    I don't know what's going on.
[18:08] Noa
    Uchiyama-san, why are you doing this?
[18:12] Livia
    Hmm, it is quite impressive that
    she is able to hide her fear
[18:16] Livia
    with that knife up against her.
[18:18] Uchiyama
    Everyone, listen to me!
[18:20] Clan members
    How dare you?!
[18:20] Uchiyama
    This woman is nothing but a con artist!
[18:21] Clan members
    You'll pay!
[18:21] Clan members
    Stop this madness!
[18:22] Uchiyama
    You've all just been brainwashed!
[18:23] Clan members
    Let go of Noa-sama!
[18:24] Uchiyama
    M-My older sister was robbed
     for all she was worth
[18:27] Uchiyama
    by the clan three years ago,
    and then she stole from our family!
[18:31] Uchiyama
    Because of that,
    I had to drop out of high school!
[18:35] Livia
    Is that true?
[18:35] Uchiyama
    An evil cult that exploits its members for
    money with phony spiritual powers...
[18:37] Saito
    N-No! It can't be.
[18:39] Uchiyama
    That's what this clan is!
[18:40] Noa
    Everyone! Please do not blame
    Uchiyama-san for his actions.
[18:44] Noa
    We are all family here!
[18:49] Uchiyama
    Damn it!
[18:51] Uchiyama
    Then show us proof that you're
    not just some con artist!
[18:55] Noa
    You want proof?
[18:57] Uchiyama
    You just blessed me a
    second ago to protect me
[19:01] Uchiyama
    from any kind of disaster, right?
[19:03] Uchiyama
    So let's put those divine powers
    of yours to the test!
[19:14] Livia
    Yeah, he totally just stabbed himself.
[19:19] Uchiyama
    Well, Master?
[19:21] Uchiyama
    I just received your blessing
    a moment ago, didn't I?
[19:25] Uchiyama
    So how do you explain this?
[19:28] Noa
    Th-That blessing was
    to protect you from evil.
[19:34] Noa
    It cannot stop you from harming yourself.
[19:39] Uchiyama
    Yeah, okay.
[19:41] Uchiyama
    I guess I'll buy that.
[19:44] Uchiyama
    All right, Noa-sama. I was wrong.
[19:49] Uchiyama
    So please save me with
    your miraculous powers.
[19:54] Uchiyama
    You can't just sit by...
[19:57] Uchiyama
    while a family member dies
    in front of you, right?
[20:00] Noa
    I-I...
[20:03] Livia
    It appears as though she
    cannot use healing magic.
[20:07] Livia
    Oh, very well.
[20:09] Saito
    Livia-san?
[20:13] Security
    Hey, stay back!
[20:14] Noa
    Wh-Who are you?
[20:16] Livia
    Just some homeless passerby.
[20:33] Uchiyama
    Huh? The pain's gone...?
[20:36] Livia
    Well, that should do it.
[20:39] Livia
    It will leave a scar,
    but you can live with that.
[20:42] Uchiyama
    R-Right...
[20:43] Noa
    Our savior...
[20:46] Livia
    Huh?
[20:46] Noa
    There's no doubt about it!
[20:49] Noa
    You must be our savior sent from the heavens!
[20:52] Livia
    I beg your pardon?
[20:54] Noa
    I have been waiting an eternity
    for this day to arrive.
[20:58] Noa
    Lady Savior, I offer you
    everything our clan has.
[21:01] Noa
    So please, show us the way to salvation!
[21:04] Livia
    Huh?!
[21:05] Livia
    Er, I really can't help you...
[21:12] Aoki
    Lady Savior! Please show us the way!
[21:16] Noa
    I beg of you, Lady Savior!
[21:21] Livia
    I'm terribly sorry, but I must decline.
[21:24] Livia
    After all, there's someone waiting for me.
[21:28] Livia
    I bid you farewell!
[21:29] Noa
    Please wait, Lady Savior!
[21:32] Noa
    Everyone! Please stop her!
[21:36] Saito
    Please don't go, Livia-san! No, Lady Savior!
[21:40] Livia
    Saito-dono, I am no savior.
[21:49] Livia
    I had a lot of fun playing
    basketball with you.
[21:58] Livia
    It's been quite some time since I last
    got to frolic and dine with people my age.
[22:06] Livia
    It was rather fun, but...
[23:37] Sign
    I will come for you, Princess,
    no matter what! -Livia
[23:42] Clan Exec
    Unfortunately, it appears
    we've lost sight of our lady savior.
[23:47] Noa
    I see.
[23:49] Noa
    Livia-sama, I hope to see you again soon.
[23:50] Sign
    Noa Minakami
[23:50] Sign
    Religious
    Leader
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Sara
    I would like to go to school.
[23:58] Sosuke
    You didn't have school in your last world?
[24:01] Sara
    It was the norm for the imperial
    family and nobles to hire tutors.
[24:06] Sosuke
    School, huh? I guess I can try something.

Season 1

E4 - The Princess and Skateboards

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[00:06] Sosuke
    Don't overdo it.
[00:07] Sara
    I know!
[00:11] Sara
    Hup!
[00:15] Sara
    Say, Sosuke.
[00:16] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[00:17] Sara
    I want a skateboard.
[00:17] Sign
    #ThePrincessandSkateboards
[00:19] Sosuke
    A skateboard?
[00:20] Sara
    Indeed. I want to use it when we go
    shopping or I go to the library.
[00:23] Sign
    Case Closed
    (Detective Conan)
[00:26] (Flashback) Sosuke
    I see. Wonder if I still have my old one...
[00:31] (Flashback) Sara
    Do you?!
[00:34] Sosuke
    Hey, whoa!
[00:38] Sosuke
    Man, that was close...
[00:42] Sara
    Wha?!
[00:45] Sara
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:46] Sosuke
    Listen, I gotta ask. Are you just shit?
[00:49] Sara
    What did you call me?!
[00:51] Sara
    You'd compare me to feces?!
[00:53] Sara
    You needn't insult me so
    just because I'm having trouble!
[00:56] Sosuke
    I didn't mean it literally.
    I'm saying you're shit at sports.
[00:59] Sosuke
    Use your damn translation magic.
[01:01] Neya
    Senpai!
[01:03] Neya
    Hello there. Oh, and who's this?
[02:38] Sara
    My name is Sara da Odin.
[02:40] Sara
    I'm a transfer student from Öland in Sweden.
[02:44] Sara
    ...And that's my story.
[02:45] Neya
    My, you've been through so much.
[02:48] Neya
    My name is Haruka Neya.
[02:48] Sign
    Private Eye
[02:48] Sign
    Haruka Neya
[02:50] Neya
    I was Sosuke-senpai's junior
    when he worked at our agency.
[02:54] Sara
    Your agency?
[02:56] Neya
    Kusanagi Detective Agency, the largest
     of its kind in Gifu Prefecture.
[03:01] Sara
    You actually worked somewhere
    so prestigious?
[03:05] Sosuke
    That's all in the past.
[03:07] Neya
    Well, it wasn't too long ago
    that you went independent.
[03:11] Neya
    He was just the coolest when he quit.
[03:15] (Flashback) Sosuke
    "I'm going to become
    the detective I want to be!"
[03:18] Neya
    ...he said.
[03:19] Sara
    Ooh! That is indeed quite cool!
[03:22] Sosuke
    Yeah, let's not talk about that.
[03:24] Sosuke
    More importantly, what did you need me for?
[03:27] Neya
    Do I need a reason to come see you, Senpai?
[03:34] Neya
    We couldn't settle on a price
    with a client who came in today,
[03:39] Neya
    so I recommended you to her, Senpai.
[03:42] Sosuke
    What kind of job is it?
[03:43] Neya
    She wanted us to look into some bullying.
[03:45] Neya
    She's worried that her middle-schooler daughter
     is being targeted.
[03:50] Sosuke
    I see...
[03:51] Sara
    Why in the world would you do
     a competing agency such a favor?
[03:55] Neya
    Well, because I wish Senpai
     the best, of course!
[04:00] Neya
    Our president is cheering him on, too.
[04:03] Sosuke
    I feel even more pathetic
    if he's rooting for me.
[04:08] Neya
    Speaking of, the police called
    him in the other day.
[04:12] Sosuke
    Did something happen?
[04:14] Neya
    A certain hostess club with extra services
[04:16] Neya
    got busted and he just
    so happened to be there.
[04:19] Sosuke
    Again? Man, he's hopeless.
[04:22] Neya
    Well, he was there for work.
[04:25] Sara
    Pray tell, what are these
    "extra services" you mentioned?
[04:27] Neya
    You definitely don't need to know
    until you're older, Sara-chan.
[04:32] Neya
    Anyway, Senpai, I'll be heading back now.
[04:35] Sosuke
    Sure.
[04:36] Neya
    Goodbye, Sara-chan.
[04:37] Sara
    Farewell.
[04:38] Neya
    I'm glad I got to see you today, Senpai.
[04:43] Sosuke
    Y-Yeah.
[04:43] Sosuke
    Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Sara
    Say, Sosuke...
[04:48] Sosuke
    What is it?
[04:49] Sara
    I have a feeling that Neya fancies you—
[04:53] Sosuke
    She doesn't.
[04:54] Sara
    No, I'm quite certain, considering
    how she was acting around you.
[04:58] Sara
    She was positively overflowing with affection.
[05:02] Sosuke
    That's just Neya's schtick.
[05:05] Sara
    What now?
[05:06] Sosuke
    She always, very consciously, plays
    the role of the prim and proper young lady
[05:12] Sosuke
    who seems to fancy you.
[05:14] Sara
    Why would she comport herself so?
[05:16] Sosuke
    It's all training.
[05:18] Sosuke
    She's Kusanagi Detective Agency's
    leading undercover agent
[05:21] Sosuke
    when it comes to breaking up couples.
[05:22] Sara
    Say what now?
[05:24] Sosuke
    It's literally her job to go undercover
    and break up couples, married or otherwise.
[05:29] Sosuke
    Like splitting up a cheater and their lover.
[05:32] Sosuke
    Sometimes parents don't like
     who their kid is dating.
[05:35] Sosuke
    Or someone wants a divorce
    but their spouse is untouchable.
[05:38] Sara
    Infidelity is one thing, but no one did
    anything wrong in those other situations,
[05:43] Sara
    so that doesn't sit well with me.
[05:45] Sosuke
    Yeah. I'd never do anything of the sort.
[05:48] Sara
    Would that happen to be the reason
    you quit your old agency?
[05:52] Sosuke
    Taking any job that pays,
[05:54] Sosuke
    even if it hurts innocent people...
[05:57] Sosuke
    I just couldn't stand that from the agency.
[06:01] Sara
    Very good!
[06:02] Sara
    I'm impressed!
[06:04] Sara
    You are an agent of justice after all,
    so you must work for society and the people!
[06:11] Sosuke
    Yeah, I guess you're right.
[06:14] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[06:15] Sosuke
    The client Neya sent over,
[06:17] Sosuke
    Mami Naganawa, visited my agency that night.
[06:21] Sosuke
    You need someone to investigate
    some bullying, is that right?
[06:25] Mami
    Yes.
[06:25] Sign
    Mami Naganawa
[06:26] Mami
    My daughter has been acting strange lately,
[06:28] Sosuke
    Her daughter's is Yuna Naganawa,
    a first-year middle schooler.
[06:29] Mami
    so I'm wondering if that's the cause.
[06:32] Sosuke
    According to the mom, Yuna started cleaning
[06:35] Sosuke
    her own school uniform
    and shoes from time to time.
[06:38] Sign
    Japanese Dictionary
[06:38] Sosuke
    And recently, her textbooks
    have been waterlogged.
[06:42] Sosuke
    But when she asks her daughter about it,
    she denies any bullying is happening.
[06:47] Sosuke
    She even went to the school,
[06:49] Sosuke
    who said they'd looked into it,
    but turned up nothing.
[06:53] Sosuke
    I've determined the best course of action
    is to talk to the daughter myself.
[06:54] Sign
    The next day
[07:00] Mami
    Yuna? Yuna, I'm opening the door.
[07:03] Sosuke
    I'm sorry, Naganawa-san,
    but could I ask you to wait outside?
[07:07] Mami
    All right.
[07:11] Yuna
    Huh?! Who the heck are you guys?
[07:13] Sosuke
    No need to be frightened.
[07:16] Sosuke
    I'm a detective your mom hired.
     My name's Sosuke Kaburaya.
[07:21] Yuna
    What? A detective?
[07:23] Yuna
    You don't look like one.
[07:23] Sign
    Middle Schooler
[07:23] Sign
    Yuna Naganawa
[07:25] Yuna
    And who's the girl?
[07:27] Sara
    My name is Sara da Odin,
     and I'm thirteen years old!
[07:30] Sara
    I hail from Öland in Sweden—
[07:32] Yuna
    So, what's a detective want with me?
[07:35] Sosuke
    We heard you were being bullied at school
[07:38] Sosuke
    and came to help you figure out a solution.
[07:42] Yuna
    Well, I'm not being bullied.
[07:45] Sosuke
    Then why do you keep coming home
    with your shoes and uniform dirty?
[07:48] Yuna
    They get messed up when I fall
    or take detours on my way home.
[07:51] Sign
    Modern Arithmetic
[07:52] Sosuke
    Your textbooks look rather beat up.
[07:55] Yuna
    Th-They just got wet in the rain.
[07:58] Sosuke
    She's definitely a stubborn one.
[08:00] Sosuke
    I'll need to break the ice
    by finding some common ground—
[08:03] Sara
    Ooh!
[08:05] Yuna
    Wh-What?
[08:06] Sign
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[08:06] Sara
    You have so many books on
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
[08:09] Sosuke
    Come on, Sara!
[08:10] Yuna
    Do you like Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
[08:13] Sara
    Indeed! I love it!
[08:14] Yuna
    Uh-huh. So, who's your fave?
[08:17] Sara
    Zhuge Liang!
[08:18] Yuna
    Zhuge Liang, eh? You don't say.
[08:21] Sara
    That face...
[08:22] Sara
    You must think I'm some fake fan
    who only knows the really famous figures.
[08:27] Yuna
    Am I wrong?
[08:28] Sara
    Despite appearances, I first thought,
[08:30] Sara
    "Zhuge Liang is totally overrated because
    of adaptations, but he's not such a big deal."
[08:35] Sara
    But then,
[08:35] Sign
    Wei
[08:35] Sign
    Shu
[08:35] Sign
    Wu
[08:36] Sara
    I started looking into the distribution
    of the population back then and realized
[08:39] Sara
    he's actually way more impressive
    in real history than any ol' adaptation.
[08:40] Sign
    Agricultural development
[08:41] Sign
    Industrial development
[08:43] Sign
    Legislative development
[08:43] Sara
    That was my path to becoming
    a hardcore Zhuge Liang fan.
[08:44] Sign
    Foreign policy
[08:46] Yuna
    Huh. Not bad.
[08:48] Sara
    So, who are you a fan of?
[08:51] Yuna
    Lately, I'd have to say Dong Bai.
[08:53] Sara
    Huh? Who's that?
[08:54] Yuna
    Dong Zhuo's granddaughter.
[08:56] Yuna
    She doesn't appear in the novel,
[08:58] Yuna
    but she's mentioned in the notes
     of Dong Zhuo's biography.
[09:01] Yuna
    I read a novel starring her and got hooked.
[09:04] Yuna
    Oh, here it is.
[09:05] Sara
    Why on earth would you have walking
    flavor text for the protagonist?
[09:06] Sign
    Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
    Written by Kyosuke Izaki
    Illustrated by Kanzarin
[09:09] Sara
    The power of Japanese imagination
    is far too great.
[09:12] Yuna
    Honestly, I agree with you.
[09:14] Sara
    But, truly...
[09:16] Sign
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms
[09:16] Sara
    You are quite a Romance of
     the Three Kingdoms
nerd.
[09:19] Yuna
    I-I am not a nerd!
[09:22] Yuna
    My dad just always loved this stuff,
    so I'd browse it.
[09:25] Sara
    Ah, your father sounds wonderful!
[09:29] Yuna
    He passed away, though.
[09:30] Sara
    What a coincidence.
     My father also died just two months ago.
[09:36] Yuna
    Wait, really?
[09:37] Sara
    Indeed.
[09:38] Yuna
    Two months ago? And you're already okay?
[09:41] Sara
    Well, we rarely saw each other.
[09:44] Sara
    Not to mention
    I was in a dire situation myself,
[09:48] Sara
    so I really didn't have
    time to mourn my father.
[09:51] Yuna
    I-I see...
[09:53] Sara
    Despite everything, I've been
    having fun in this country,
[09:57] Sara
    but you've been having trouble
    recently, haven't you?
[10:01] Yuna
    N-No. Everything's normal for me, too.
[10:04] Sara
    I can't say that I really understand
    what bullying is like in this country.
[10:10] Yuna
    Wha?
[10:11] Sara
    My older brother and older sister
    used to bully me quite often.
[10:15] Sara
    Is that like what you're going through?
[10:18] Yuna
    D-Don't compare this
     to some silly sibling rivalry!
[10:20] Yuna
    Bullying is far nastier...
[10:24] Yuna
    and malicious...
[10:26] Sara
    Hmm, then having your food poisoned
[10:30] Sara
    or assassins sent after you isn't
    what you'd call bullying in this country.
[10:35] Yuna
    P-Poison?! Assassins?!
[10:37] Yuna
    Are you from the Three Kingdoms era?!
[10:39] Sosuke
    W-W-W-W-Wait, she's just saying there
    are dangerous places like that out there!
[10:43] Yuna
    I-I see...
[10:45] Sosuke
    Anyway, given what you just described,
[10:48] Sosuke
    it sounds like you know of some
    bullying outside of the family.
[10:56] Yuna
    Don't tell my mom.
[10:58] Sosuke
    All right.
[11:00] Yuna
    To tell you the truth,
    I'm being bullied at school.
[11:04] Mami
    Huh?
[11:05] Sosuke
    I see. Could you tell us more?
[11:07] Yuna
    They dump water on me,
    dirty up my uniform or textbooks...
[11:12] Sosuke
    Have they ever tried to take
    your money or hurt you?
[11:17] Yuna
    Nothing like that.
[11:19] Sosuke
    Then let's put an end to this
    before things escalate.
[11:25] Yuna
    You don't need to butt in!
[11:27] Yuna
    As long as I ignore them,
    they might all get bored eventually...
[11:31] Sara
    There must be a reason you don't
    want this to become a big deal.
[11:35] Yuna
    N-No, it's not like that!
[11:37] Sosuke
    Are you worried that this
    might trouble your mom?
[11:44] Sosuke
    I guess that's it.
[11:48] Yuna
    The ringleader is the daughter
[11:50] Yuna
    of the president of the company
    where my mom works.
[11:53] Mami
    What?
[11:55] Yuna
    My father passed right
    after I started middle school,
[11:58] Yuna
    so my mom had to find a job.
[12:02] Yuna
    And the woman who helped set her up
    where she works now is the mother
[12:08] Yuna
    of the key culprit.
[12:11] Yuna
    She's been lording the fact
     that her mom saved mine
[12:14] Yuna
    and that her dad is my mom's boss over me.
[12:17] Yuna
    She started acting like she's better than me.
[12:20] Yuna
    Eventually, she started
    picking on me to blow off steam.
[12:20] Sign
    DIE
[12:20] Sign
    oink oink
[12:20] Sign
    Moron lolol
[12:20] Sign
    Stop coming to school
[12:20] Sign
    UGGO!
[12:28] Yuna
    If I tried to do something back
    or tattled to my teacher,
[12:32] Yuna
    it'd only cause my mom grief.
[12:34] Yuna
    So I just have to deal.
[12:37] Sara
    You...
[12:39] Mami
    You dummy!
[12:40] Yuna
    Mom!
[12:42] Mami
    Why would you let any of that concern you?
[12:45] Mami
    You don't have to worry about me!
[12:47] Mami
    Even if you retaliated
    and I got fired from my job,
[12:50] Mami
    I'd just sue for wrongful termination!
[12:55] Mami
    Yes, I owe them a lot,
[12:57] Mami
    but you know you mean the most to me, Yuna.
[13:02] Yuna
    Mom...
[13:06] Yuna
    Okay! Then I'm gonna beat the crap
     out of those girls tomorrow!
[13:09] Sosuke
    Huh?
[13:09] Sara
    That's the spirit!
[13:10] Mami
    Yes! Beat them silly! Pay them back double!
[13:13] Sosuke
    W-W-Wait just a second!
[13:16] Sosuke
    If you resort to violence, they may be able
    to flip this and make Yuna-san the villain.
[13:21] Sosuke
    If we're going to get back at them,
    why don't we do it in a lawful manner?
[13:27] Students
    Morning!
[13:28] Students
    Morning.
[13:29] Students
    Did you see that show last night?
[13:30] Students
    I did!
[13:34] (Flashback) Sosuke
    There's a camera embedded in this pen,
[13:37] (Flashback) Sosuke
    and any video or audio it records
    is transferred to a smartphone.
[13:41] (Flashback) Sosuke
    Please get proof of the bullying with this.
[13:44] (Flashback) Sosuke
    And when you're recording, make sure
    you say the perpetrator's name.
[13:49] Aoki
    Well, hello, Naganawa-san.
[13:54] Yuna
    Good morning, Aoki-san.
[13:55] Sign
    Aoki
[14:00] Sign
    Trash
[14:00] Sign
    Get lost!
[14:00] Sign
    You germ
[14:01] Yuna
    Wait, what are you doing?
[14:03] Aoki
    You're so dirty. We'll help you clean up.
[14:08] Yuna
    That's so cold! Please stop, Aoki-san! Don't!
[14:10] Sosuke
    This is plenty of proof.
[14:12] Sara
    Well done holding out.
[14:14] Yuna
    I-It was nothing.
[14:16] Sosuke
    Now we just need a lawyer I know
    to create and send
[14:18] Sosuke
    some documents via certified mail,
     and we'll be done.
[14:25] Sosuke
    We'll be going now.
[14:26] Mami
    Thank you so much for everything.
[14:29] Yuna
    Oh, hey! Um, Sara-san...
[14:32] Sara
    No need to be so formal with me.
[14:34] Yuna
    Th-Then, Sara...
[14:35] Sara
    Yes? What is it, Yuna?
[14:37] Yuna
    You can borrow this if you want.
[14:37] Sign
    DONG BAI
    Awakening in the Three Kingdoms as the Demon's Granddaughter
    Written by Kyosuke Izaki
    Illustrated by Kanzarin
[14:40] Sara
    Wow, really?
[14:42] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[14:47] Sosuke
    You're in a good mood.
[14:49] Sosuke
    Honestly, it'd be best if bullying
    just never happened.
[14:53] Sosuke
    And when it does, schools and families should
[14:57] Sosuke
    nip it in the bud before
    detectives or lawyers get involved.
[15:00] Sara
    But it's because of you that
    Yuna and her mother were saved.
[15:05] Sara
    You have every right to be happy.
[15:08] Sosuke
    Well, I guess you're right.
[15:10] Sosuke
    I suppose I will.
[15:13] Sara
    I would like to go to school.
[15:17] Sosuke
    Was there something about this case
     that made you want to?
[15:21] Sara
    Well, I've so rarely interacted
    with people my age.
[15:26] Sara
    You didn't have school in your last world?
[15:28] Sara
    There was a school that commoners attended.
[15:31] Sara
    But it was the norm for the imperial
    family and nobles to hire tutors.
[15:36] Sosuke
    Ah, I see.
[15:38] Sosuke
    School, huh?
[15:40] Sosuke
    A way for a girl from another world to go to
    school without any kind of identification...
[15:44] Sosuke
    I guess I can try something.
[15:48] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[15:48] Sign
    RAICHO
[15:50] Sara
    I may have uncovered a sinister plot...
[15:53] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
    °While treats last
    
    Date: October 31st
[15:53] Sara
    Receiving a reward for just visiting a
    location without purchasing a single thing?
[15:57] Sara
    That's highly suspicious!
[15:58] Sara
    There must be something behind this.
[15:58] Sign
    #HalloweenINGifu
[16:00] Sara
    We should report it to the police!
[16:03] Sosuke
    You are reading way too much into it.
[16:04] Sosuke
    It's just a way to introduce kids
    to the shopping arcade.
[16:04] Sign
    Weekly
[16:09] Sara
    So there's nothing nefarious afoot?
[16:12] Sara
    Then I absolutely must participate in
    these so-called Halloween festivities!
[16:16] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[16:16] Sign
    RAICHO
[16:16] Sara
    We must prepare a costume at once!
[16:19] Rinrei
    You're going to dress up, Sara-chan?
[16:22] Rinrei
    Okay!
[16:24] Rinrei
    Pick whichever one you'd like!
[16:25] Sara
    There are so many options!
[16:28] Sara
    Rawr!
[16:30] Sara
    Shark!
[16:32] Sara
    Praying mantis!
[16:35] Sara
    And then...
[16:37] Sara
    A witch!
[16:39] Sara
    Hmm, now if I only had a spear,
    I would make the perfect Nobunaga-sama.
[16:44] Sosuke
    Nobunaga?
[16:45] Sosuke
    I get the cape, but what's with
    the spear and witch hat?
[16:49] Sara
    More importantly,
    what will you be wearing, Sosuke?
[16:52] Sosuke
    Huh? Why do I have to dress up?!
[16:55] Kids
    Trick or treat!
[16:59] Livia
    The town seems
    somewhat different than usual...
[17:08] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
[17:09] Livia
    "Halloween"?
[17:11] Sara
    Trick or treat!
[17:13] Female Shopkeeper
    My, what an adorable little witch.
[17:16] Sara
    I thank you.
[17:19] Sara
    Your costume suits you, as well.
    You should dress like that all the time.
[17:23] Sosuke
    No real detective dresses
    so obviously like a detective.
[17:29] Sosuke
    Wanna check around the station, too?
[17:32] Sara
    Sosuke, bend down a bit.
[17:34] Sosuke
    Sure.
[17:35] Sara
    Come now. Come closer.
[17:38] Sosuke
    Sure.
[17:43] Sara
    Okay.
[17:44] Sara
    Yeah!
[17:46] Sara
    Very good! All dressed up
     for Halloween and getting hype!
[17:49] Sara
    Now I am also a true party person!
[17:53] Sosuke
    Where are you getting this stuff?
[17:56] Sosuke
    Say, Sara...
[17:57] Sara
    Hmm? What is it?
[17:59] Sosuke
    Is it possible the world you came from...
[18:02] Sosuke
    is really Japan?
[18:04] Sara
    That's some imagination you've got.
[18:06] Sara
    Perhaps you should become a
    writer rather than a detective.
[18:11] Sosuke
    Why are you talking like a mastermind
    who's just been exposed by some detective?
[18:16] Sosuke
    I mean, a few things have made me wonder,
[18:18] Sosuke
    but the biggest one is language.
[18:20] Sara
    Oh?
[18:21] Sosuke
    You said the reason I'm able to converse
    with you and Livia without issue
[18:25] Sosuke
    even though you came from another world
    is translation magic, right?
[18:28] Sara
    Indeed.
[18:29] Sosuke
    But all of the spells I've seen you use
     manifest physical phenomena
[18:33] Sosuke
    that can be recreated with
     science in this world.
[18:37] Sosuke
    There are explosions and shock waves,
    of course,
[18:39] Sosuke
    but vehicles enabling flight
    are growing more and more compact.
[18:42] Sosuke
    There's also research to enhance healing,
[18:45] Sosuke
    and techniques to bend light
    to make something appear invisible
[18:49] Sosuke
    are advancing.
[18:51] Sosuke
    But your translation magic is fundamentally
    different from all of that.
[18:57] Sara
    You think so?
[18:59] Sara
    Even in this world, you have apps
    that can translate various languages.
[19:04] Sosuke
    Machines can only translate
     preprogrammed languages.
[19:09] Sosuke
    With current technology,
    I can't imagine it's plausible
[19:12] Sosuke
    to instantly translate an unknown
    language from another world.
[19:16] Sosuke
    But you could immediately read Japanese
    and understand what you saw on TV.
[19:21] Sosuke
    And yet me saying you were shit earlier
    totally went over your head.
[19:26] Sara
    I suppose I can't talk my way out of this.
[19:30] Sosuke
    This totally isn't some secret
    that'd get you into any trouble.
[19:33] Sara
    Indeed.
[19:35] Sara
    As you've deduced, the language
    I am speaking is, in fact, Japanese.
[19:40] Sara
    Strictly speaking, it's my own version of
    the official language of the Ofim Empire.
[19:44] Sara
    It's not exactly the same as
    the language of this country,
[19:47] Sara
    but the differences are minimal enough that
    I can parse the rest from context.
[19:52] Sosuke
    So do Japan and the Ofim Empire essentially
    exist in what we'd call parallel worlds?
[19:56] Sara
    Yes. The world I hail from is an Earth
    that followed a different history.
[20:02] Sara
    And the one responsible for splitting
    the timeline of Japan in two...
[20:06] Sara
    is Nobunaga Oda-sama.
[20:09] Sara
    In our world, he was the first emperor of
    the Ofim Empire, Nobunaga da Odin-sama.
[20:15] Sosuke
    Huh.
[20:16] Sara
    That's not much of a reaction.
[20:18] Sosuke
    Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
    by anything Nobunaga might've done.
[20:22] Sosuke
    I'm guessing your Nobunaga didn't die at
    Honnoji and managed to unify the nation.
[20:26] Sara
    Indeed.
[20:27] Sara
    Nobunaga-sama managed to learn
    magic from the Magic Gate,
[20:31] Sara
    otherwise known as a country called Portugia,
[20:33] Sara
    and they say that he was a true demon lord.
[20:36] Sara
    His sheer strength was a large part
    of the reason he was able to unify the nation.
[20:41] Sara
    For example, here you know his greatest
    struggle to have been the Siege of Kanegasaki.
[20:47] Sara
    But in my world, he just blew
    the Asakura away with magic like boom!
[20:51] Sara
    Then he blasted the Azai Clan
    that pursued him from the rear like bam!
[20:55] Sara
    And that was that.
[20:56] Sosuke
    That's awful...
[20:57] Sara
    In Nobunaga-sama's biography in my world,
[20:59] Sara
    it's just battles starting,
    him casting Kaboom,
[21:02] Sara
    and the enemy force being annihilated.
    It gets kind of old,
[21:05] Sara
    so I always preferred Romance of the
    Three Kingdoms
or The Tale of Heike.
[21:09] Sosuke
    I was wondering when you'd even
     read Romance of the Three Kingdoms,
[21:12] Sosuke
    but it was in your own world.
[21:14] Sara
    Precisely.
[21:15] Sara
    Since Nobunaga-sama unified the nation,
[21:18] Sara
    he became the new emperor
    after the mikado stepped down.
[21:22] Sara
    He then renamed the country Ofim
[21:24] Sara
    to sound like "Land of the End"
    in the Portagian language
[21:27] Sara
    and started calling himself
    the incarnation of Odin,
[21:30] Sara
    the god from Norse mythology
    and the great wizard king.
[21:33] Sosuke
    I see.
[21:34] Sara
    Now then, I think that's enough
    idle chatter, don't you?
[21:38] Sara
    Let us return to the shopping arcade.
[21:41] Sosuke
    Don't you think Nobunaga would
    weep if he saw his descendant
[21:45] Sosuke
    so taken in by a shopping arcade event?
[21:48] Sara
    Fear not.
[21:50] Sara
    Nobunaga-sama's soul wouldn't go so
    far as to follow me into another world.
[21:54] Sara
    Not to mention, my ancestor is
    my ancestor, and I am just me.
[21:59] Sara
    I'm going to have fun living in this world.
[22:03] Sosuke
    Yeah, fair enough.
[23:33] Sign
    Do not indulge in evil for evil's sake.
    Do not do unto others what has been done unto you.
    -Yuna Naganawa
[23:40] Livia
    Trick or treat!
[23:42] Sign
    Haggard Bar
[23:46] Livia
    But why?! I am in costume as instructed!
[23:47] Sign
    Happy Halloween Festival at the Shopping Arcade
    Children who visit any of the participating stores
     in costume will receive tasty treats!
    °While treats last
    
    Date: October 31st
    
    Note: For children younger than middle grade only
    
    Stamp rally on back!
[23:49] Livia
    So why am I denied any treats?
[23:52] Livia
    Why?!
[23:52] Sign
    Note: For children younger than middle school only
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Livia
    What is a reseller?
[23:57] Sosuke
    Someone who buys up popular merchandise
[23:59] Sosuke
    and flips it at a much higher
    price for a profit.
[24:03] Livia
    I see...
[24:04] Sara
    They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
[24:06] Sara
    That's what resellers are.

Season 1

E5 - The Homeless Lady Knight Resets

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[00:04] Sosuke
    Hey! Don't go too fast!
[00:08] Yuna
    Wait, you don't know how to ride a bicycle?
[00:08] Sign
    3 days ago
[00:11] Sara
    I-I'm perfectly fine without riding
    such a contraption.
[00:15] Yuna
    Hmm... Well, I was thinking
    about inviting you out sometime,
[00:19] Yuna
    but that'd be tough without a bike.
[00:22] Sara
    What?!
[00:23] Sara
    Sosuke!
[00:25] Sara
    I want to ride a bicycle!
[00:29] Sosuke
    A bike, huh?
[00:34] Sara
    Don't you dare let go...
[00:47] Sosuke
    To think I'd have to help her
    practice for two whole days...
[00:51] Sosuke
    I mean, I guess I'm the one who
    had two weekdays off, so...
[00:57] Sara
    I... I could ride forever!
[02:31] Sign
    #TheHomelessLadyKnightResets
[02:34] Livia
    Nothing beats a hot bath! I'd love
    to come at least once every three days.
[02:40] Livia
    The cold has made bathing
    in the river rather tough.
[02:45] Livia
    Come to think of it, when we were
    on the run in our home world...
[02:50] Sign
    Parallel World: Former Ofim Empire Territory
[02:53] (Flashback) Livia
    Princess, look! A lake!
[02:56] (Flashback) Sara
    There!
[02:58] (Flashback) Livia
    Well done, Princess!
[03:03] Livia
    If only I could use magic
    like the princess...
[03:07] Livia
    No, there's no point in pining
    for what I don't have!
[03:10] Livia
    I must make preparations for winter.
[03:13] Livia
    First, I need to dry and store
    some grasshoppers.
[03:14] Child
    Mama! I'm gonna go in the bath over there!
[03:15] Livia
    I'll make plenty of food that keeps,
    like nukazuke pickles,
[03:18] Livia
    and then I need to insulate my home.
[03:20] Livia
    Wait!
[03:22] Livia
    I'm clearly planning to spend
     the winter homeless!
[03:26] Livia
    My goal is supposed to be
     creating a home for my princess!
[03:31] Mom
    Come on, let's go.
[03:32] Child
    That lady's talking to herself.
[03:32] Livia
    How am I supposed to survive like this...?
[03:35] Puriketsu
    Oh? Is that you, Livia-chan?
[03:37] Livia
    Huh?
[03:38] Livia
    Ah, Puriketsu-dono. It's been a while.
[03:42] Puriketsu
    Puriketsu is my professional handle.
[03:44] Puriketsu
    My actual name is Asumi Yumisashi.
[03:44] Sign
    Part-timer
[03:44] Sign
    Asumi Yumisashi
[03:47] Puriketsu
    You can call me either, though.
[03:49] Puriketsu
    You been doing good, Livia-chan?
[03:52] Livia
    Well, yes.
[03:53] Puriketsu
    You still homeless?
[03:55] Livia
    Yes...
[03:56] Livia
    How have things been
    with you, Puriketsu-dono?
[04:00] Puriketsu
    Well, the shop pretty much got
    shut down right after that incident.
[04:04] Livia
    Oh?
[04:05] Puriketsu
    Well, when the place got busted,
[04:07] Puriketsu
    it came out that the owner was
    involved in all kinds of stuff.
[04:09] Sign
    °What she imagined happened
[04:10] Puriketsu
    Apparently he split
    when the yakuza came after him.
[04:12] Puriketsu
    So we all got kicked out of the dorms, too.
[04:15] Livia
    My word! Then where are you living
    right now, Puriketsu-dono?
[04:18] Puriketsu
    I'm crashing at a coworker's place.
[04:21] Livia
    Do you not have any family?
[04:25] Puriketsu
    Well, I'm currently a runaway,
[04:29] Puriketsu
    so I can't exactly go home.
[04:31] Livia
    I see.
[04:33] Puriketsu
    Yeppers.
[04:34] Puriketsu
    So I'm aching for part-time work
    and an apartment.
[04:37] Puriketsu
    But normal hostess clubs and girly bars
    don't pay as much as that last place...
[04:42] Livia
    Is there a reason you need money urgently?
[04:46] Puriketsu
    Well, I'm in a band.
[04:49] Sign
    Animal Clinic
[04:49] Livia
    What is this "band" you speak of?
[04:49] Sign
    Dogs, Cats, Birds, and Bugs
    Give us a call if you need any help
[04:51] Puriketsu
    Um, like a group that plays music?
[04:54] Puriketsu
    Something like that.
[04:56] Livia
    Ah, so you're a musician, Puriketsu-dono!
[04:59] Puriketsu
    Oh, nah! I'm not legit enough
    to call myself that just yet.
[05:04] Puriketsu
    But one day, I'm hoping to have
    a major debut and go pro!
[05:08] Livia
    It's a wonderful thing to have
    a goal. Please do your best.
[05:12] Puriketsu
    Thankies!
[05:14] Puriketsu
    So, yeah, that's another reason
    I gotta save up some money.
[05:18] Puriketsu
    There's studio fees, ticket quotas,
    plus moving to Tokyo...
[05:22] Puriketsu
    I'll also need time to practice.
[05:24] Livia
    I see... That sounds quite burdensome.
[05:26] Puriketsu
    Well, I haven't as got it as bad as you,
[05:29] Puriketsu
    being a homeless foreigner and all, Livia-chan.
[05:32] Puriketsu
    Anyway, enough gloom and doom!
[05:34] Puriketsu
    We're in this huge bath right now!
[05:37] Livia
    Indeed.
[05:38] Puriketsu
    I know! Livia-chan, wanna hit the sauna?
[05:41] Livia
    That sounds lovely.
[05:48] Detective
    Now, everyone, let us solve this mystery.
[05:51] Detective
    The culprit behind these serial
    murders, Asshair Ripper...
[05:55] Detective
    is among us right now!
[05:56] Man
    What?! Is that true, Detective?!
[05:58] Woman
    So who is this Asshair Ripper?
[06:01] Detective
    Well, if you'll recall the first case...
[06:04] Detective
    After Asshair Ripper killed Iwase-san,
[06:04] Livia
    Apparently that man is
    supposed to be an investigator.
[06:06] Detective
    they ripped out his ass hair
    and spread it in the corridor.
[06:07] Livia
    But can someone so flashy
    truly be a detective?
[06:11] Puriketsu
    I wonder if we can change
    the channel somehow.
[06:11] Detective
    This was Asshair Ripper's faked alibi.
[06:14] Puriketsu
    It's not like we can follow
    the mystery from the middle.
[06:14] Man
    What?!
[06:16] Man
    So ripping out ass hair wasn't just a hobby?
[06:18] Livia
    Indeed.
[06:19] Woman
    And how does ripping out
    ass hair make for an alibi?
[06:20] Puriketsu
    Okay, I'm about done.
[06:22] Detective
    When Asshair Ripper spread the hair...
[06:25] Puriketsu
    In we go...
[06:26] Puriketsu
    Yikes, that's cold!
[06:27] Livia
    What in the world are you doing?!
[06:32] Puriketsu
    Come on, Livia-chan. Hop on in.
[06:35] Livia
    Why willingly subject yourself to cold water?
[06:37] Livia
    You're just going to chill yourself
    after warming up like that.
[06:40] Puriketsu
    Huh? Wait, Livia-chan, you don't
    take a cold bath after the sauna?
[06:45] Puriketsu
    It totally resets you.
[06:46] Livia
    Resets you?
[06:48] Puriketsu
    Anyway, just get in here!
[06:50] Livia
    R-Right...
[06:53] Livia
    Th-This is about as cold as the
    Nagara River has been lately!
[06:57] Livia
    Why must I endure such punishment?
[06:59] Livia
    Wait.
[07:01] Livia
    My skin feels rather prickled...
[07:04] Livia
    Strangely, the sensation's rather nice.
[07:07] Livia
    Is this the "reset" you spoke of?
[07:10] Puriketsu
    We're just getting started. Let's stay
    in here for about thirty more seconds.
[07:14] Livia
    Very well.
[07:15] Puriketsu
    Next, we're going to take a break here.
[07:17] Livia
    I see...
[07:19] Puriketsu
    Sauna for fifteen minutes, cold bath for
    one minute, and then a ten-minute break.
[07:22] Puriketsu
    We're gonna do three sets of this.
[07:25] Livia
    Okay.
[07:27] Sign
    2nd set
[07:31] Sign
    3rd set
[07:35] Livia
    O-Oh...
[07:37] Livia
    I am totally reset.
[07:39] Puriketsu
    That's great. Isn't it the best?
[07:42] Livia
    Yes. I don't think I can get
    enough of this feeling.
[07:49] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[07:53] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan!
[07:55] Puriketsu
    I am totes satisfied right now.
[07:58] Livia
    As am I!
[07:59] Livia
    I hope all our days can be like this.
[08:02] Puriketsu
    I know, right?
[08:06] Puriketsu
    I'm home!
[08:08] Puriketsu
    Huh? Why's everyone gathered here?
[08:11] Akiyama
    We have something important
    to talk about, Asumi.
[08:14] Puriketsu
    Oh, if it's about the apartment,
    I'm still working hard to find one,
[08:17] Puriketsu
    so could you wait just a bit longer?
[08:19] Akiyama
    That's not it.
[08:23] Akiyama
    We've decided to quit the band.
[08:26] Puriketsu
    Huh?
[08:28] Puriketsu
    Wh-What do you mean quit?
    Are we disbanding?
[08:32] Akiyama
    I mean, three out of four members
    are leaving, so basically.
[08:36] Puriketsu
    But why?!
[08:38] Puriketsu
    We all swore that we'd go pro!
[08:41] Tomochika
    It's just not possible for us.
[08:43] Yamazaki
    We're not bringing in any people,
    there aren't any views on our videos,
[08:48] Yamazaki
    and even when we get comments,
     they're just lukewarm.
[08:51] Puriketsu
    How are you giving up over that?
[08:54] Puriketsu
    If we just make better songs
    and practice more, we'll—
[08:57] Akiyama
    We're at our limit!
[09:00] Tomochika
    We just lack the talent.
[09:02] Yamazaki
    And we're broke.
[09:04] Puriketsu
    It's too early to decide
    we're not talented enough!
[09:07] Puriketsu
    As for money, I'll just work even
    harder at my part-time job!
[09:10] Akiyama
    You're too much!
[09:12] Akiyama
    By the way, we were all grossed out when
    you started working at a sex club.
[09:17] Akiyama
    We were never that committed
    to music in the first place.
[09:22] Puriketsu
    But...
[09:23] Akiyama
    Anyway, that's that. We're quitting.
[09:25] Puriketsu
    Don't say that! What am I supposed
    to do if you all leave me?
[09:32] Akiyama
    I'm sorry.
[09:35] Akiyama
    I'm moving in with my boyfriend as of today,
[09:38] Akiyama
    so let me know once you've found a place.
[09:41] Akiyama
    I've sent everything I need over already.
[09:43] Akiyama
    Do what you want
    with the furniture left here.
[09:46] Akiyama
    I'll even leave my guitar.
[09:48] Akiyama
    You can sell it for some money.
[09:52] Puriketsu
    So you're all really going to quit music...
[10:08] Narrator/Detective
    Thus the girl band Setsuko,
    That Ain't a Drop disbanded.
[10:16] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[10:16] Sign
    RAICHO
[10:17] Sara
    Let's eat!
[10:20] Sara
    Yum!
[10:21] Sara
    Yum! Yummy!
[10:25] Sign
    #ThePrincessandKaraokeCafés
[10:25] Sosuke
    Don't talk with your mouth full.
[10:29] Sara
    Anyway, was this all truly only 500 yen?
[10:30] Sign
    Complimentary breakfast: A tradition born in Gifu Prefecture where you receive a breakfast meal with the purchase of a drink at a café.
    The annual spending on cafés per household in Gifu City is the highest in the nation. (There are various theories about this)
[10:32] Sosuke
    Well, it was a complimentary breakfast.
[10:34] Sara
    Still, it's just too much food!
[10:37] Sara
    Are you making enough money?
[10:40] Kira
    I basically run this place for fun
     in my retirement.
[10:43] Kira
    All I care about is that my guests are happy.
[10:46] Rinri
    That's right! So don't worry your
    pretty little head. Just eat up.
[10:50] Rinri
    And you, So-san! Come in more often.
[10:52] Sosuke
    I mean, even 500 yen a meal is a lot for me...
[10:57] Sara
    How dare you, Sosuke?!
[10:58] Sara
    If you knew such a fancy-pants way to eat,
    why didn't you tell me sooner?!
[11:02] Sara
    I've already eaten my wiener!
[11:06] Sosuke
    You call this fancy-pants?
[11:11] Sara
    It's so bougie of you to eat
    a hot dog for breakfast!
[11:14] Sara
    Where are we, New York?!
[11:15] Sosuke
    We're in Gifu.
[11:16] Rinri
    Sara-chan! Would you like another wiener?
[11:20] Sara
    Could I?!
[11:21] Rinri
    Sure! In return, sing me a song!
     I'd love to hear your voice, Sara-chan.
[11:26] Sosuke
    And you'll charge for karaoke, huh?
[11:28] Rinri
    But of course.
[11:29] Sara
    Sosuke, I wish to sing!
[11:33] Sosuke
    Just one song, okay?
[11:34] Sara
    Very well!
[11:38] Sara
    What's the difference between
    lettuce and cabbage?
[11:41] Sara
    I may be a genius, but even I don't know!
[11:45] Sara
    They're the same from afar
    or if you close your eyes!
[11:48] Sosuke
    Where on earth did she even learn this one?
[11:48] Sara
    Seriously, who named them?
     I'm waiting to hear from you
[11:51] Sara
    If there's a Cabbage King or Lettuce King
[11:55] Sara
    Does the lettuce win when it
    comes to the number of followers?
[11:58] Sara
    But even with both a Cabbage
    King and or Lettuce King around
[12:02] Sara
    I'm the best of the best
    with the most retainers!
[12:09] Puriketsu
    What the heck was that song?
[12:11] Puriketsu
    I've never heard anything like it.
[12:13] Sara
    What a splendid reaction!
[12:15] Sara
    I feel like it was truly worth singing.
[12:18] Puriketsu
    Yeah, that totally rocked.
[12:22] Puriketsu
    This is fun. I'm really feeling it,
    so maybe I'll do a song too.
[12:29] Puriketsu
    I don't care if anyone else needs me or not,
[12:36] Puriketsu
    because I can still find happiness on my own!
[12:42] Puriketsu
    It's all right! I can do this!
[12:46] Puriketsu
    I keep telling myself that,
    even as a shadow of who I was.
[12:49] Puriketsu
    I don't need help from any of you!
[12:52] Puriketsu
    I've suffered enough!
[13:01] Puriketsu
    Thanks much.
[13:02] Sara
    You're quite a brilliant singer!
    My performance was basically overshadowed.
[13:07] Sosuke
    I mean, she went in a completely
     different direction.
[13:11] Sosuke
    But you really are good.
[13:14] Sosuke
    Are you a pro?
[13:15] Puriketsu
    Oh, nah. I've still got a ways to go.
[13:18] Sosuke
    Really? You sounded good
     enough to be one to me.
[13:23] Puriketsu
    I'm stoked to hear you say that...
    But I'm definitely not there yet.
[13:29] Puriketsu
    What a nice café...
[13:32] Sign
    High School Cultural Fair
[13:36] (Flashback) Akiyama
    Everyone's so hyped up!
[13:37] (Flashback) Tomochika
    Maybe we can actually go pro!
[13:38] (Flashback) Yamazaki
    Yeah! I really think we can!
[13:40] (Flashback) Akiyama
    Well, wanna give it a shot?!
[13:41] (Flashback) All
    Budokan, here we come!
[13:46] Puriketsu
    I guess I really do love to sing.
[13:51] Puriketsu
    So I'm not gonna give up.
[13:55] Sign
    #TheLadyKnightLinesUp
[13:59] Takeo
    Heya, Livia-chan. Fancy meeting you again.
[14:02] Livia
    You're...
[14:06] Livia
    How dare you make me work
    at such an indecent establishment!
[14:10] Takeo
    What? But you're the one who decided
    to work there, aren't you, Livia-chan?
[14:14] Livia
    I-I, uh...
[14:16] Takeo
    But man, talk about bad luck,
    getting raided on your first day!
[14:20] Takeo
    Not that it was at all my fault,
    but I do feel bad about what happened.
[14:26] Takeo
    So I figured I could find you
    a new job to make up for it.
[14:31] Livia
    A new job?
[14:33] Takeo
    Yup! This time, it won't be for a shop
     or anything. Just a one-time gig.
[14:36] Livia
    I decline.
[14:38] Livia
    I'm sure it's something else uncouth.
[14:39] Takeo
    Oh, not at all!
[14:41] Takeo
    It's totally legal and totally wholesome!
[14:43] Takeo
    Most importantly, you'll be doing something
    good for people and the world!
[14:47] Livia
    For people and the world?
[14:49] Livia
    I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear you out.
[14:53] Takeo
    It's a job, but it's totally easy.
[14:56] Takeo
    I just need you to line up early
     at a shop called Gifuum
[14:59] Takeo
    and buy some limited-edition merch.
[15:00] Takeo
    I'll foot the bill, of course.
[15:02] Livia
    And that's all?
[15:04] Takeo
    Yup, that's all. And it pays 3,000 yen.
[15:07] Takeo
    Whaddya say?
[15:09] Livia
    What kind of shop will I be patronizing?
[15:12] Takeo
    It's a boutique catering to young ladies.
[15:15] Takeo
    Clothes and handbags and stuff.
[15:17] Takeo
    The goods I want you to snag are clothes
[15:19] Takeo
    from a collab with some famous designer.
[15:21] Takeo
    They go on sale tomorrow.
[15:24] Livia
    And why aren't you going
    to buy this yourself?
[15:27] Takeo
    Only ladies are allowed to,
    and you're limited to two per person.
[15:32] Livia
    I see. That's convincing enough.
[15:34] Livia
    But how does this benefit
    people and the world?
[15:38] Sign
    Vacations
[15:38] Sign
    Constraints
[15:38] Sign
    Business Trips
[15:38] Sign
    Concerts
[15:38] Takeo
    Someone might want the limited-edition merch
    but have something else planned that day.
[15:42] Sign
    Home
[15:42] Sign
    Shop
[15:44] Takeo
    Or they might live too far away to go.
[15:46] Livia
    Well, I suppose that's true.
[15:48] Takeo
    And because the supply is so limited,
[15:50] Takeo
    you can't get it unless you line up hours
[15:53] Takeo
    before the shop opens.
[15:54] Takeo
    So we do the hard work procuring things
    for a tiny handling fee
[16:00] Takeo
    and deliver 'em to the folks
     who really want 'em. That's my...
[16:04] Takeo
    or rather, that's my patron's mission.
[16:07] Livia
    I see. I suppose such jobs
    exist in this world.
[16:10] Livia
    Very well. I shall accept.
[16:12] Takeo
    Heya, good job! Here, warm up with this.
[16:15] Takeo
    Here. These are for you, Livia-chan.
[16:17] Livia
    Ah, thank you very much.
[16:19] Takeo
    I'll be waiting in a parking lot nearby.
[16:22] Livia
    Understood.
[16:24] Takeo
    Heya, great job. I'm sure my
    customers will be pleased.
[16:27] Livia
    I'm glad to hear it. It feels
    nice to do something for others.
[16:32] Takeo
    So, hey, there's somewhere I'd like
    you to line up tomorrow, too.
[16:35] Takeo
    Whaddya say?
[16:36] Livia
    I accept, of course!
[16:38] Employee
    Sorry to keep you waiting! We're now open!
[16:43] Sign
    Plastic Models
[16:44] Livia
    I-I can't tell what's what!
[16:47] Livia
    Um, Shana's Custom Altingale...
    Shana's Custom Altingale...
[16:52] Kobayashi
    Here. This is it.
[16:53] Livia
    Huh?
[16:54] Livia
    Oh, thank you very much! Did Takeo-dono ask
    you to buy some too, Kobayashi-dono?
[17:00] Kobayashi
    Pretty much.
[17:04] Livia
    Still, there are so many...
[17:07] Livia
    Are these dolls quite popular in this world?
[17:11] Livia
    I'd like this, please.
[17:13] Employee
    I'm sorry, miss, but you have to take a quiz
     in order to purchase this here item.
[17:19] Livia
    All right.
[17:21] Employee
    Then please tell me the real full
    name of this robot's pilot.
[17:26] Livia
    Shana—No, wait!
[17:29] (Flashback) Takeo
    Here, take this.
[17:30] (Flashback) Livia
    What's this?
[17:31] (Flashback) Takeo
    You'll probably get asked something
    when you check out,
[17:35] (Flashback) Takeo
    so memorize what's written there.
[17:37] (Flashback) Livia
    I see...
[17:39] Livia
    Um, her full name is...
[17:41] Livia
    Kyaba...i-iku...
[17:47] Livia
    Kyabaik Nel Daikan...?
[17:50] Employee
    Th-That's correct!
[17:54] Livia
    That memo really helped me out.
[17:57] Takeo
    I'll be sure to invite you if
    another great opportunity comes by.
[18:00] Livia
    Thank you very much.
[18:05] Livia
    I think I'll splurge a bit on today's meal.
[18:11] Sara
    Ah, it's Livia!
[18:13] Livia
    Princess!
[18:15] Sara
    It's been some time.
[18:17] Sara
    Have you been well?
[18:18] Livia
    Yes! And you, Princess?
[18:21] Sara
    Indeed. Behold!
    I am now able to ride a bicycle!
[18:25] Livia
    Most impressive, Princess!
[18:26] Sara
    Are you still quite homeless?
[18:30] Livia
    Y-Yes, as embarrassing as that is...
[18:32] Sosuke
    It's gotten pretty cold pretty quickly,
     so don't push yourself too hard.
[18:35] Sosuke
    I don't mind if you sleep on
    the sofa in my office at night.
[18:39] Livia
    I-I am not pushing myself!
[18:42] Livia
    My living situation has improved of late!
[18:44] Livia
    I actually just finished work for the day.
[18:47] Sosuke and Sara
    Work?
[18:49] Livia
    I line up early in the morning
[18:51] Livia
    to procure these things
    called plastic models.
[18:53] Sosuke
    What? Models?
[18:55] Sosuke
    So where's what you bought?
[18:57] Livia
    I've already handed it over to my client.
[19:01] Sosuke
    Livia, do you have any idea what your
    client's going to do with these models?
[19:05] Livia
    I'm told they'll be delivered to people
[19:08] Livia
    who were unable to buy them otherwise.
[19:10] Sosuke
    Yeah, they'll be delivered, I bet.
[19:12] Sosuke
    By any chance, does your client hire
    other people to do the same thing?
[19:16] Livia
    Yes.
[19:19] Sara
    Say, Sosuke, is this...
[19:21] Sosuke
    Yup. A reseller. And they've got
    a group operation going on.
[19:25] Livia
    Is something the matter?
[19:27] Sara
    You absolute fool!
[19:29] Livia
    Princess?!
[19:30] Sara
    Unbelievable! To think my retainer
    is in cahoots with a reseller!
[19:35] Livia
    Wh-What is a reseller?
[19:39] Sosuke
    Someone who scoops up popular merch
[19:41] Sosuke
    and flips it at a much higher
    price for a profit.
[19:45] Livia
    W-Well, we did stand in line early in
    the morning for the people who wanted it,
[19:50] Livia
    so isn't it only fair
     to take a small handling fee?
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Popular
[19:53] Sign
    Resellers
[19:53] Sign
    R
[19:53] Sign
    R
[19:53] Sign
    R
[19:53] Sign
    R
[19:53] Sign
    R
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Customer
[19:53] Sign
    Sold Out
[19:53] Sosuke
    The problem is that resellers
    end up buying up all the stock
[19:56] Sosuke
    so regular customers can't get to it.
[19:59] Sosuke
    Resellers only go after popular items,
[20:02] Sosuke
    so if they work in a group, those items
     instantly disappear from the market.
[20:05] Livia
    In that case, can't more be made?
[20:08] Sign
    Manufacturers
[20:08] Sign
    Buyers
[20:08] Sign
    Resellers
[20:08] Sosuke
    Even if the manufacturer tries,
[20:08] Sign
    Made some!
[20:09] Sign
    Sold
[20:09] Sign
    All gone
[20:10] Sign
    More! More!
[20:10] Sign
    More!
    More!
[20:10] Sign
    More!
    More!
[20:10] Sign
    In production
[20:10] Sign
    I got you
[20:10] Sign
    Resellers
[20:10] Sign
    Business time
[20:10] Sosuke
    they have no way of telling
    how much resellers stocked up.
[20:11] Sign
    In production
[20:11] Sign
    It's just going to cost you
[20:11] Sign
    Buyers
[20:11] Sign
    Manufacturers
[20:11] Sign
    Mass quantities
[20:11] Sign
    Yay!
    Yay!
[20:11] Sign
    Made some!
[20:12] Sign
    Huh?
[20:12] Sign
    All gone
[20:12] Sign
    More!
    More!
[20:12] Sign
    Sold
[20:12] Sign
    Yay, yay, yay, yay!
[20:12] Sign
    More! More!
[20:12] Sign
    Huh?
[20:13] Sign
    More!
    More!
[20:13] Sign
    Business time
[20:13] Sign
    In production
[20:13] Sign
    Deep in the red
[20:13] Sign
    I got you
[20:14] Sign
    It's just going to cost you
[20:14] Sign
    In production
[20:14] Sosuke
    So they can't get a good read on demand,
[20:14] Sign
    Yay!
    Yay!
[20:14] Sign
    Mass quantities
[20:15] Sign
    Yay, yay, yay, yay!
[20:15] Sign
    Huh?
[20:15] Sign
    Huh?
[20:16] Sign
    Deep in the red
[20:16] Sosuke
    and they can't go all-in on manufacturing.
[20:18] Sosuke
    So the items never go back on the market,
    and desperate people flock to resellers.
[20:24] Sosuke
    Then they're worth even more,
[20:26] Sosuke
    so resellers jack up their prices
[20:28] Sosuke
    and work even harder to hoard all the merch.
[20:32] Livia
    I-I see...
[20:34] Sosuke
    There are even resellers who gather
    people to buy up merch for them.
[20:40] Sosuke
    Some go as far as hiring guys
    to do the recruiting for them.
[20:45] Sign
    Oolong Tea
[20:46] Sosuke
    More and more stores
    are trying countermeasures,
[20:49] Sosuke
    but resellers use various
    methods to slither through,
[20:52] Sosuke
    so there's currently no real solution.
[20:56] Sara
    In other words, resellers aren't buying
    goods for people who can't buy them.
[21:01] Sara
    They're monopolizing the goods
    to hike up prices and reap unfair profits!
[21:06] Sara
    They bring chaos to the market,
     good customers,
[21:08] Sara
    stores, manufacturers... everyone!
[21:11] Sara
    They're utterly evil economic terrorists!
[21:13] Sara
    They are true enemies of the state!
[21:16] Sara
    That's what resellers are.
[21:18] Livia
    I-I'm an enemy of the state...?
[21:21] Sara
    Yes. Your crimes are worthy
    of eternal damnation.
[21:23] Sara
    Now, kindly disembowel yourself.
[21:24] Sosuke
    Huh?
[21:25] Livia
    Yes, Princess.
[21:26] Livia
    I have hidden my sword in a coin locker at
    the station. I shall go and fetch it at once.
[21:30] Sosuke
    Whoa, wait a minute! Hold it!
[21:32] Sosuke
    You're not really gonna
    commit seppuku, are you?
[21:35] Livia
    I have every intention to.
[21:37] Sara
    Livia... That was a joke.
[21:40] Sara
    Anyway, if you didn't know what was
    going on, you shan't be punished.
[21:43] Sosuke
    Not like you should be judging anyone
    or handing out sentences either.
[21:47] Livia
    Princess...
[21:49] Livia
    You're so merciful!
[21:51] Sara
    Just make sure you never involve
    yourself with resellers again.
[21:55] Livia
    Yes, Princess! I swear on my life!
[21:58] Sara
    Good.
[23:25] Sign
    I wanna hit it big at the horse races!
    -Takeo
[23:30] Sign
    Dear Customers,
    This item is currently sold out.
    We are unsure of a restock.
[23:30] Employee
    I'm sorry. GF9 is sold out.
[23:33] Sosuke
    Even though it came out today?
[23:35] Employee
    The customers who lined up early this
    morning bought up all the copies...
[23:39] Sosuke
    Resellers.
[23:41] Sara
    Curses!
[23:42] Sara
    I shall cut down the resellers
     and their toadies in a single blow!
[23:46] Sara
    No mercy!
[23:48] Sosuke
    What a coincidence. I feel the same way.
[23:52] Sign
    Warning
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Noa
    My name is Noa Minakami.
[23:57] Puriketsu
    What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
[23:59] Noa
    I work to spread the will of our
    savior, Livia-sama, to the world.
[24:04] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan, are you really a savior?
[24:07] Noa
    Why, of course!
[24:08] Livia
    I am not!

Season 1

E6 - The Religious Leader and the Savior

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[00:01] Noa
    This is all wrong!
[00:03] Noa
    I can't accurately
    recreate her beauty in the least!
[00:10] Noa
    Livia-sama...
[00:12] Noa
    She is undoubtedly our savior who
     will rescue this world filled with sadness.
[00:17] Noa
    It is my sacred duty to serve her.
[00:22] Noa
    In order to commemorate
    our savior descending upon us,
[00:26] Noa
    it is my present mission
    to make a statue of Livia-sama.
[00:30] Noa
    And in order to make that happen,
     do forgive me,
[00:35] Noa
    but I'll need a 3D scan of your
    entire body, Livia-sama.
[02:11] Sign
    #TheReligiousLeaderandtheSavior
[02:13] Noa
    I should have expected no less
    from Gifu's top agency.
[02:16] Sign
    No.1 in Gifu thanks to you!
[02:16] Sign
    Just leave it all to me!
[02:16] Sign
    Kusanagi Detective Agency
[02:16] Sign
    99.9% of all requests completed
    No.1 client-trusted agency in Gifu
[02:16] Noa
    They're certainly fast.
[02:26] Noa
    At last, we meet again!
[02:30] Noa
    Our savior, Livia-sama!
[02:32] Livia
    Noa Minakami-dono, was it?
[02:36] Noa
    Livia-sama actually remembers me!
[02:39] Noa
    And she just said my name!
[02:42] Noa
    Oh, I am so blessed! So honored!
[02:47] Noa
    Yes.
[02:48] Livia
    As I stated before, I am no savior.
[02:52] Noa
    Why do you deny your destiny?
[02:55] Noa
    Last time, you saved one of our lost
    little lambs with your miraculous powers.
[03:02] Livia
    Th-That was just, u-um, Chinese martial arts!
[03:06] Livia
    S-Speaking of... What became of that man?
[03:10] Noa
    Uchiyama-san and I had a little chat,
    and he's also vowed to serve you, Livia-sama.
[03:17] Livia
    What?
[03:18] Noa
    Though he'd strayed from the right path,
[03:21] Noa
    the miracle you performed in saving him
    has yielded a change of heart.
[03:26] Noa
    Now he's working even harder for us.
[03:28] Livia
    I see. That's grea—
[03:31] Livia
    No, it's not!
[03:32] Livia
    He's clearly going down the
    wrong path again because of me!
[03:37] Livia
    Anyway, I have absolutely no
    intention of guiding any of you.
[03:42] Livia
    If you truly seek to heed me...
[03:45] Livia
    Then stop deceiving those people
[03:47] Livia
    and find an honest living!
[03:49] Noa
    If that is what you desire,
[03:51] Noa
    I promise to take a more wholesome
    approach to my work.
[03:54] Livia
    Do you mean it?
[03:55] Noa
    I'm actually in the middle of creating
    a new product to that end.
[04:00] Noa
    So I was wondering if you would
    honor me with your assistance...
[04:04] Livia
    What exactly is this product?
[04:07] Noa
    A statue of you!
[04:08] Livia
    Huh?
[04:10] Noa
    I'm going to create statues of you
    and sell them to people!
[04:14] Livia
    That makes absolutely no sense.
[04:16] Livia
    No one would buy statues of me—
[04:18] Noa
    That is positively untrue!
[04:20] Noa
    One for every household.
[04:21] Noa
    No! If we get everyone to buy one
    and worship it daily...
[04:27] Noa
    conflict would cease to exist
    and the world would unite as one.
[04:31] Livia
    Are you right in the head?
[04:33] Noa
    But of course!
[04:34] Noa
    Which is why I need you
    to model for me, Livia-sama.
[04:38] Noa
    I'll happily pay for your services.
[04:40] Livia
    Well... I guess you're not
    making anything suspicious.
[04:45] Livia
    If you promise to stop
    unjustly exploiting people,
[04:48] Livia
    I suppose I can help you out.
[04:50] Noa
    T-Truly?!
[04:53] Noa
    Right this way, Livia-sama.
[04:56] Livia
    What...
[04:58] Livia
    is this contraption?
[04:59] Noa
    It's called a 3D scanner. It's a
    machine that scans whatever is inside
[05:04] Noa
    from all directions to capture 3D data.
[05:08] Noa
    You'll understand once we try
    it out. Please, go right ahead.
[05:13] Noa
    Very good. Now all you need
    to do is just stand there.
[05:17] Livia
    All right...
[05:22] Noa
    Okay, I will now begin the scan.
     Please don't move.
[05:26] Livia
    R-Right!
[05:36] Noa
    This is the 3D model that
    we just created, Livia-sama.
[05:39] Livia
    Th-That's amazing!
[05:43] Livia
    Wow.
[05:44] Noa
    Livia-sama, you're too close...
[05:46] Livia
    This "three-dee" model thing...
    What are you going to do with it now?
[05:51] Noa
    U-Um, I'm going to edit the data
    and print it with a 3D printer.
[05:57] Noa
    Meaning...
[05:58] Noa
    I'll be able to create something like this.
[06:00] Livia
    I-I see.
[06:03] (Flashback) Sara
    Okay, let's change her clothes now.
[06:06] (Flashback) Livia
    Yes, Sara-sama!
[06:12] Livia
    I guess girls do like dolls about this size.
[06:17] Noa
    No, our main target is adult men—
    I mean, all of humanity!
[06:23] Livia
    Is it possible to change her clothes?
[06:26] Noa
    Well, with this figure,
    you can take off her skirt.
[06:31] Livia
    No, that's not what I meant...
[06:35] Livia
    I thought it might be fun if she
    could wear various outfits.
[06:39] Noa
    Hmm. In order to have swappable clothing,
[06:42] Noa
    the figure's limbs would have to move...
[06:45] Livia
    So it's not possible?
[06:47] Noa
    N-No!
[06:48] Noa
    If this is what you truly desire,
[06:50] Noa
    I promise to create a doll version
    of your statue as well!
[06:54] Livia
    I'll look forward to it!
[06:55] Noa
    Y-Yes!
[06:57] Noa
    However, Livia-sama,
[06:59] Noa
    if we're adding a dress-up option...
[07:01] Noa
    Er, we'll need a different 3D model.
[07:04] Livia
    A different one?
[07:05] Noa
    O-One of you naked.
[07:07] Livia
    Oh, I see. Well, that makes sense.
[07:10] Livia
    Then please capture the data
    with my naked body as well.
[07:13] Livia
    You can do it with the same method, right?
[07:15] Noa
    Yes, of course!
[07:17] Noa
    B-But are you sure about this?
[07:19] Noa
    You'll be revealing
    your heavenly body to me...
[07:24] Livia
    Please, take as good of a look as you need.
[07:27] Livia
    Now then...
[07:30] Livia
    Should I take off my underwear as well?
[07:34] Noa
    I-If we're going to make the underwear
    for the dolls out of cloth, yes!
[07:38] Liva
    Okay, here goes.
[07:41] Noa
    Livia-sama, our savior...
[07:44] Noa
    No, God herself is naked before me.
[07:47] Livia
    Okay.
[07:49] Noa
    So precious...
[07:51] Noa
    Thank you for blessing me.
[07:53] Noa
    Take my money. Please... take my money!
[07:57] Livia
    Um, I'd prefer if we could
    get on with this already.
[08:00] Noa
    O-Of course!
[08:15] Noa
    All done.
[08:17] Noa
    Th-This is the model of your
    bare heavenly body, Livia-sama.
[08:21] Livia
    Wow, it really is incredible.
    So that's what my behind looks like.
[08:28] Noa
    Um, L-Livia-sama, could you
    please put your clothes back on?
[08:32] Noa
    Any more fanservice and I'm
    going to die of an overdose.
[08:37] Livia
    Oh! I do beg your pardon.
[08:41] Noa
    Thank you so much for your assistance.
[08:43] Noa
    Now I'll be able to create a full model.
[08:47] Livia
    It was no problem. I'm quite excited
    to see the finished product.
[08:51] Noa
    I-I promise I'll create something
    that meets your expectations!
[08:55] Noa
    Oh, here is your honorarium.
    Does two million suffice for now?
[09:01] Livia
    Two mil—
[09:02] Noa
    Unfortunately, it's all
    the cash I have on hand.
[09:05] Livia
    I don't need that much money!
[09:08] Noa
    But I must repay you.
[09:09] Noa
    Not only did our savior
    personally assist me...
[09:12] Noa
    Y-You even showed me your naked body.
[09:16] Noa
    Please allow me to pay you!
    Please allow me to make this offering!
[09:21] Livia
    You say that, but it's entirely too much.
    It's not appropriate.
[09:26] Noa
    Please wait!
[09:27] Noa
    Then how about if I appoint you
    as a product development advisor?
[09:33] Livia
    An "add-vizor"?
[09:35] Noa
    I would like you to keep overseeing
     the quality of the product
[09:39] Noa
    until it meets your standards.
[09:41] Livia
    But I don't have any knowledge
    or experience in this field...
[09:45] Noa
    It's not a matter of expertise.
[09:48] Noa
    I just need you to check the
    samples every now and then
[09:51] Noa
    to give me your honest opinions about them.
[09:53] Livia
    Well, if that's all you need...
[09:55] Noa
    So, you accept the position?
[09:58] Noa
    Then starting tonight,
    please feel free to stay here.
[10:01] Livia
    What?!
[10:03] Noa
    It would be highly inefficient for you
    to always be coming and going.
[10:07] Noa
    I'll make sure you have all you need,
    and I'll pay you a consulting fee.
[10:12] Livia
    Please wait. I couldn't possibly
    let you do all that for me...
[10:16] Noa
    Livia-sama, we're talking about
    a proper employment arrangement.
[10:20] Livia
    E-Employment?
[10:22] Noa
    Yes. You must be compensated properly
    so you're inspired to do your job well.
[10:27] Noa
    Denying you that would be like
    denying your motivation for the job.
[10:31] Livia
    I-I see. I guess you have a point.
[10:35] Livia
    Very well. I will accept my role as an
    add-vizor and work faithfully!
[10:38] Sign
    Product Development Advisor for a Cult
[10:41] Noa
    I look forward to our partnership!
[10:41] Sign
    Religious Leader, Multimedia Creator, Fangirl
[10:44] Sign
    #TheMoochingLadyKnight
[10:48] Livia
    I had no idea hamburgers were
    so delightfully delicious.
[10:53] Livia
    Mm! This Chinese food is also amazing.
[11:07] Livia
    Noa-dono, I'd like to eat out today.
[11:07] Sign
    1 week later
[11:11] Noa
    All right. I will give you
    some money for your meal, then.
[11:15] Livia
    Thank you!
[11:15] Sign
    Famous Gifu Tanmen
    Gifu Flagship Shop
[11:15] Sign
    Open
[11:15] Sign
    "When you think of Gifu..."
[11:15] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[11:15] Sign
    Gifu Flagship Store
[11:18] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[11:19] Livia
    So this is Gifu tanmen...
[11:23] Livia
    It's so light despite how heavy it looks.
    It's a real mouthful of complex umami flavor.
[11:30] Livia
    The sweetness and texture of the pork
    and cabbage go perfectly with this soup.
[11:35] Livia
    Another order of noodles, please!
[11:37] Employee
    Sure thing!
[11:39] Livia
    Yum! This world is just brimming
    with delicious things!
[11:45] Sign
    NEW
    MACHINES
[11:47] Livia
    That's...
[11:50] (Flashback) Kurinohara
    I won big in pachinko.
[11:56] Livia
    I can't just keep taking Noa-dono's money.
[12:00] Livia
    I'll make some more before I head back.
[12:13] Sign
    PACHINKO
[12:13] Livia
    To think I'd lose when all those
    exciting visuals were playing...
[12:17] Livia
    I shall reclaim you one day!
[12:25] Puriketsu
    Hey, Livia-chan!
[12:27] Puriketsu
    We meet again.
[12:29] Livia
    Ah, Puriketsu-dono! Have you been well?
[12:32] Puriketsu
    Well, I just found a new part-time job.
[12:36] Livia
    Oh, that's wonderful.
[12:38] Livia
    Is it, uh... another club
    that offers sexual services?
[12:42] Puriketsu
    It's a late-night karaoke place.
[12:43] Livia
    Isn't that an establishment where you sing?
[12:46] Puriketsu
    Yuppers.
[12:48] Puriketsu
    It pays a lot less than sex work,
    but they have employee discounts,
[12:52] Puriketsu
    so it's been great to practice singing.
[12:54] Puriketsu
    What have you been up to, Livia-chan?
[12:57] Livia
    I'm currently a product development add-vizor!
[13:00] Puruketsu
    Huh. So what kind of work do you do?
[13:02] Livia
    U-Um, so there's this person making dolls.
[13:06] Livia
    They did a three-dee scan of my body.
[13:10] Livia
    And sometimes I tell them what I think.
[13:13] Puriketsu
    Uh-huh... So, whereabouts do you live?
[13:16] Livia
    I'm actually staying with who I work for.
[13:18] Puriketsu
    What?! Is it a guy?!
[13:20] Livia
    She's a woman.
[13:21] Puriketsu
    I see... So you're sorta
    like a live-in employee.
[13:25] Puriketsu
    Do you get meals, too?
[13:26] Livia
    Why, yes. She provides
    all my meals and even clothing.
[13:31] Livia
    She says that I'm free to do as I please,
    so I usually read manga, watch movies...
[13:36] Livia
    Oh! And I played pachinko today.
[13:38] Puriketsu
    So, I'mma be honest here...
[13:40] Puriketsu
    You're basically a mooch.
[13:42] Livia
    What is this "mooch"?
[13:44] Puriketsu
    Basically someone who lives off of a woman.
[13:47] Puriketsu
    Most of them don't really work
    and get allowances to just mess around.
[13:52] Livia
    Oh, no, no, Puriketsu-dono!
[13:54] Livia
    I, uh... It's not like I'm
    living off of Noa-dono...
[14:00] Livia
    I guess I am a mooch.
[14:02] Puriketsu
    From the sound of it, yeah, pretty much.
[14:06] Sign
    Mooch
[14:10] Puriketsu
    By the way, Livia-chan, can you
    play any sort of instrument?
[14:14] Livia
    Huh?
[14:15] Puriketsu
    You see, my band broke up the other day.
[14:19] Puriketsu
    So I'm in the middle of finding new members.
[14:22] Livia
    I see.
[14:23] Livia
    As for instruments, I dabble in the biwa...
[14:28] Puriketsu
    You play the biwa? That's a real surprise.
[14:31] Puriketsu
    Hmm...
[14:33] Puriketsu
    Then why don't you try playing guitar?
[14:36] Livia
    The guitar?
[14:41] Puriketsu
    I'm sure you'll do fine since
    it's another stringed instrument.
[14:44] Livia
    Very well. I shall give it a try.
[14:48] Livia
    I have plenty of time, after all.
[14:53] Puriketsu
    Thanks! You're my savior, Livia-chan!
[14:56] Livia
    Um... please don't call me that.
[15:01] Livia
    I've returned.
[15:03] Noa
    Welcome back, Livia-sama.
    Oh? And what is that?
[15:08] Livia
    A guitar a friend gave me.
[15:10] Livia
    I've actually started playing.
[15:13] Noa
    Really?
[15:15] Livia
    Oh? Noa-dono, do you play music?
[15:19] Noa
    Huh?
[15:21] Noa
    Well, I do a little songwriting
     here and there.
[15:25] Noa
    It's embarrassing to admit,
[15:26] Noa
    but I did the background music
    in the clan's promotional videos.
[15:30] Livia
    My word! That's amazing.
[15:32] Livia
    If you don't mind, would you give
     my friend's band a listen?
[15:37] Livia
    I don't know much about these things.
[15:40] Noa
    If it's a request from you,
    I'd love to, Livia-sama.
[15:49] Noa
    Hmm...
[15:50] Livia
    What do you think?
[15:52] Noa
    Do you mind if I'm rather blunt?
[15:54] Livia
    Not at all.
[15:56] Noa
    In that case...
[15:56] Noa
    Simply put, this is unacceptable.
[15:59] Noa
    The vocalist is decent, at least,
    but the track and performance are laughable.
[16:03] Noa
    Each part is trying to play over each other.
    There's no harmony whatsoever.
[16:06] Noa
    There are entirely too many guitar solos
    that make the song too long.
[16:09] Noa
    It's so obvious they're all just trying
[16:12] Noa
    to compete with the one decent
    member, the vocalist.
[16:14] Noa
    When you can hear the discord
     through their music,
[16:16] Noa
    the band is as good as done for.
[16:19] Livia
    Er, yes. Apparently, they have disbanded.
[16:22] Noa
    I figured as much.
[16:23] Noa
    Then there's really no reason
    to point this out now,
[16:26] Noa
    but the band name "Setsuko, That Ain't
    a Drop" is also rather questionable.
[16:30] Noa
    Quite a few bands these days
    take bizarre names for attention,
[16:33] Noa
    but this is clearly just an internet meme,
[16:35] Noa
    so if you search for it,
    that's all that comes up.
[16:38] Noa
    It'd be fine if this was their way of saying
[16:40] Noa
    they were determined to outperform the meme,
[16:42] Noa
    but it's more likely a lack of imagination,
[16:44] Noa
    so they just chose it for laughs.
[16:46] Livia
    Puriketsu-dono, I'm afraid you
    have a long road ahead of you.
[16:46] Noa
    The song title "Fluffy Fluffy
    Chocolate Soda" is also utter nonsense,
[16:49] Noa
    yet the lyrics are totally cliché and banal...
[16:51] Sign
    Karaoke
[16:51] Sign
    Karaoke Entrance
[17:02] Livia
    How was that?
[17:02] Sign
    #TheLadyKnightJoinsaBand
[17:03] Puriketsu
    That was sick! Livia-chan,
     that was totally sick!
[17:06] Puriketsu
    Are you seriously a beginner?!
[17:08] Puriketsu
    I've never seen anyone get so good
    within a week of starting!
[17:13] Livia
    Noa-dono introduced me to a guitar
    instructor and a retired performer.
[17:18] Puriketsu
    Even so, you improved ungodly fast!
     How much have you practiced?
[17:23] Livia
    Let's see... I believe
     about fifteen hours a day.
[17:27] Puriketsu
    Fifteen hours?! Are you okay?
[17:29] Puriketsu
    When I first started out, my fingers would
    bleed, so I couldn't even really practice...
[17:35] Livia
    Well, I'm built quite sturdy.
[17:37] Puriketsu
    I see. You've worked so hard,
    I kinda hate to say it, but...
[17:42] Livia
    Is something the matter?
[17:43] Puriketsu
    I haven't found any other members,
[17:46] Puriketsu
    and I haven't even been able
    to write a single song yet.
[17:49] Livia
    You've been having that difficult of a time?
[17:51] Puriketsu
    Well, yeah. I am learning
    songwriting from scratch, after all...
[17:55] Puriketsu
    If I'd known it would be this tough,
    I woulda learned more from my coworker...
[17:59] Livia
    I see... Then why don't you
    try speaking with Noa-dono?
[18:04] Livia
    She's able to write songs.
[18:06] Puriketsu
    For real?!
[18:08] Noa
    Welcome. Are you the vocalist?
[18:11] Puriketsu
    Thanks for having me over!
[18:13] Noa
    My name is Noa Minakami.
    Please just call me Noa.
[18:16] Puriketsu
    Your place is super nice.
[18:18] Puriketsu
    What do you do for a living, Noa-san?
[18:21] Noa
    My work consists of spreading the
    word of our great savior, Livia-sama.
[18:26] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan, are you actually
    a savior for real?!
[18:29] Noa
    She is!
[18:30] Livia
    I am not!
[18:31] Noa
    She is.
[18:32] Puriketsu
    I mean, you really are like one, Livia-chan.
[18:36] Noa
    You must have also been saved
    by Livia-sama, Puriketsu-san.
[18:40] Puriketsu
    Yuppers!
[18:40] Livia
    More importantly, Noa-dono, there's
    something we wanted to talk to you about...
[18:45] Noa
    I'd love to hear it.
[18:47] Puriketsu
    It's totally not finished yet, but...
[18:51] Noa
    That's quite all right.
[19:00] Puriketsu
    Whatcha think, Noa-san?
[19:02] Puriketsu
    No need to hold back on the critique with me.
[19:05] Noa
    I'm not sure if I can call this a critique...
[19:07] Noa
    because this is fundamentally a failure.
[19:10] Noa
    All I can actually say about the track is
[19:12] Noa
    that it does at least sound
    somewhat like a rock song.
[19:15] Noa
    Not a single part of it is memorable.
    It's just obnoxious and boring.
[19:20] Livia
    Noa-dono, I think that's enough...
[19:23] Puriketsu
    Yeah, I knew it.
[19:25] Noa
    Puriketsu-san, you're trying
    to go pro, aren't you?
[19:28] Puriketsu
    Uh-huh.
[19:29] Noa
    To be quite honest,
    with your current songwriting skills,
[19:32] Noa
    the day you turn professional is eons away.
[19:35] Noa
    I believe it'd be in your best interest
    to let someone else write the songs.
[19:39] Puriketsu
    Yeah, I guess you're right.
[19:42] Livia
    In that case, why don't you have
    Noa-dono write your songs for you?
[19:46] Puriketsu
    Oh, yeah! That might totes work!
[19:49] Noa
    Pardon?
[19:51] Puriketsu
    What kind of songs do you write, Noa-san?
[19:54] Noa
    U-Um, mostly subliminal
    audio used for mind control.
[19:59] Puriketsu
    Uh, what?
[20:01] Noa
    Oh, nothing!
[20:03] Noa
    Let's see. I usually create BGM for videos,
[20:07] Noa
    but I mess around with Vocaloid
    stuff to kill time as well.
[20:09] Puriketsu
    That must mean that you can
    make utamono stuff, too.
[20:12] Puriketsu
    I'd love to hear some!
[20:14] Livia
    I'd also love to hear it, Noa-dono.
[20:16] Noa
    Very well.
[20:19] Noa
    I guess I can let you listen to this song...
[20:23] Livia
    So you can make songs like this as well?
[20:26] Noa
    You flatter me.
[20:28] Puriketsu
    Well, I guess it's definitely
    easy on the ears.
[20:32] Noa
    Puriketsu-san, are you unable
    to comment on accessible songs?
[20:36] Puriketsu
    Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
[20:39] Puriketsu
    But if you're gonna make music,
    don't you want it to be original?
[20:43] Noa
    Ah, a common pitfall musical novices
    fall into when they lack vision.
[20:48] Noa
    You make your music accessible and casual,
[20:50] Noa
    then gradually lure them into the depths
    so they can't escape...
[20:54] Noa
    The way to gather passionate followers is
    the same in music as it is in new religion.
[20:59] Puriketsu
    I see! You might actually have a point!
[21:02] Noa
    For example...
[21:05] Noa
    Those who can earnestly accept
    others' views will grow.
[21:08] Noa
    Of course, I probably won't
    be popular among the masses,
[21:12] Noa
    but with my songs,
     if you get it, you really get it.
[21:15] Puriketsu
    I f-feel really uncomfortable right now.
[21:19] Noa
    I have more intense tracks as well.
[21:21] Livia and Puriketsu
    Ooh!
[21:23] Puriketsu
    This is awesome!
[21:25] Puriketsu
    This is super cool!
[21:28] Puriketsu
    Noa-san, could you please write me songs...
[21:31] Puriketsu
    No, would you join our band?
[21:34] Noa
    H-Huh?!
[21:36] Livia
    That's a brilliant idea!
[21:38] Livia
    We'd be unstoppable with Noa-dono!
[21:40] Noa
    What?
[21:41] Noa
    M-Me? Together with Livia-sama...?
[21:44] Noa
    Oh, I couldn't possibly!
[21:50] Noa
    But if I were to join their band,
[21:52] Noa
    I could boldly stay by Livia-sama's side
    even after we're done making the figures.
[21:56] Noa
    Not only that, but we could even
    practice all day together...
[22:01] Livia
    Noa-dono?
[22:03] Noa
    If you wish me to join, I would happily
     take part in your band, Livia-sama.
[22:07] Puriketsu
    For real?!
[22:09] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan, Noa-san!
[22:11] Puriketsu
    We're gonna work hard
    towards our major debut!
[22:14] Livia
    Yes!
[22:14] Noa
    Indeed!
[22:15] Puriketsu
    Heck yeah!
[22:18] Livia
    Wait. Was my goal to make
    a major debut in a band?
[23:50] Sign
    I'm gonna make it to the Budokan!
    - Asumi Yumisashi
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Sara
    I'm going for the trifecta!
[23:58] Sosuke
    A newbie like you going for
    a trifecta is beyond reckless.
[24:01] Sara
    I'm going to believe in my real luck!
[24:04] Sara
    After all, it was powerful enough
[24:06] Sara
    to bag me an SSR in the
    first person I met gacha.

Season 1

E7 - The Princess and the Kotatsu

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[00:00] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:00] Sign
    RAICHO
[00:01] Sign
    #ThePrincessandtheKotatsu
[00:02] Sosuke
    It's sure been getting cold lately.
[00:06] Sosuke
    I guess it's time for it
    to make an appearance.
[00:09] Sara
    "It"?
[00:11] Sosuke
    The almighty kotatsu.
[00:12] Sara
    Wow! I was ignorant of such a secret delight!
[00:17] Sosuke
    Kotatsus really are great.
[00:19] Sara
    Indeed. I would like to award
    them with the Nobel Me Prize.
[00:25] Sosuke
    Don't rip off the Nobel Peace Prize.
[00:28] Sosuke
    Okay, guess I'll go get dinner ready.
[00:30] Sara
    What are we having?
[00:32] Sosuke
    Hotpot.
[00:33] Sara
    Hotpot at the kotatsu?
[00:35] Sign
    Ajipon Wild
[00:35] Sign
    Salads Steamed Foods
    Hotpot Cold Tofu Yakitori
[00:35] Sara
    The ultimate combo!
[00:38] Sara and Sosuke
    Thanks for the meal.
[00:41] Sara
    This might be the happiest
    I've ever been in my life.
[00:45] Sosuke
    You're in for even better
     things in the future.
[00:48] Sara
    Oh? Such as?
[00:50] Sosuke
    Such as...
[00:52] Sosuke
    Eating ice cream at the kotatsu.
[00:55] Sara
    That's such a criminally delightful idea!
[00:57] Sara
    You are truly a genius!
[00:59] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[01:00] Sosuke
    Wanna give it a try right now?
    I'm sure we bought some.
[01:02] Sara
    Yahoo!
[02:38] Sara
    The bath is free.
[02:40] Sosuke
    You sure took your time in there.
[02:43] Sara
    Indeed.
[02:44] Sara
    Yuna and I were having a rather
    heated debate about whether
[02:48] Sara
    Oguri Cap or Red Hare would win in a race.
[02:51] Sara
    Once I dry my hair, we'll begin round two!
[02:55] Sosuke
    Don't stay up too late now.
    She's got school, you know?
[03:01] Sosuke
    Come to think of it...
[03:03] (Flashback) Sara
    I would like to go to school.
[03:06] Sosuke
    You brought up attending school before.
     Do you still want to go?
[03:11] Sara
    Yes.
[03:12] Sara
    If there are other interesting peers
    like Yuna, I'd love to meet them.
[03:16] Sosuke
    Okay.
[03:18] Sosuke
    Well, I'm seeing Brenda-san tomorrow,
    so I'll ask her about it.
[03:22] Sara
    Really?!
[03:25] Sign
    #TheGirlfromAnotherWorldandFamilyRegisterIssues
[03:26] Sosuke
    So, yeah.
[03:27] Sosuke
    I couldn't find any proof that'd help
    the client out with her divorce.
[03:32] Sosuke
    Want me to continue the investigation?
[03:34] Brenda
    No, that's quite enough.
[03:36] Brenda
    Good work.
[03:37] Sosuke
    Got it.
[03:39] Sosuke
    Oh... By the way, there's
    something I'd like to ask you.
[03:44] Brenda
    And what might that be?
[03:45] Brenda
    If it's legal advice, that'll
    cost you 5,000 yen per half hour.
[03:51] Brenda
    At least, that's my usual fee.
[03:53] Brenda
    I'll help you out for free this time...
    considering how close we are.
[03:59] Sosuke
    Don't make it sound weird.
[04:01] Brenda
    So, what do you need to discuss?
[04:03] Sosuke
    Um...
[04:05] Sign
    This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
[04:05] Sosuke
    Is there a way for a child who's not
    Japanese to attend a Japanese school?
[04:10] Brenda
    You mean a child with foreign citizenship?
[04:13] Sosuke
    Well, yeah.
[04:15] Sara
    I skipped grades and have already
    graduated from school in my homeland,
[04:19] Sara
    so I came to Japan to expand my horizons.
[04:22] Brenda
    In that case, it doesn't sound like
    you need to go to school in Japan.
[04:27] Sosuke
    But don't you think it's a bit lonely
[04:29] Sosuke
    to come all the way here
    and not make any friends her age?
[04:33] Brenda
    Well, I didn't have friends as a child.
[04:36] Sosuke
    Could you not trauma dump
     on us out of nowhere?
[04:38] Brenda
    Anyway, if you contact the local board
    of education, she should be able to get in.
[04:40] Sign
    This is a work of fiction. Real-world social systems may differ.
[04:44] Sosuke
    Would they want to look into her or anything?
[04:47] Brenda
    Well, they'll at least confirm her visa
     and talk to her national embassy.
[04:53] Brenda
    Is something the matter?
[04:54] Sosuke
    Er...
[04:55] Sosuke
    This is totally hypothetical,
[04:58] Sosuke
    but is it possible for a child
    without a family register
[05:01] Sosuke
    and of uncertain lineage to get
     a Japanese family register?
[05:04] Brenda
    You mean they're an orphan?
[05:07] Brenda
    If a baby without a birth
    certificate is found,
[05:10] Brenda
    the local mayor can give them
    a name and a family register.
[05:15] Sosuke
    What if it's not a baby and, say,
    a child about ten years old?
[05:19] Brenda
    What kind of situation are they even in if
    they don't know their history at that age?
[05:23] Sosuke
    Uh... Maybe they've got amnesia?
[05:31] Brenda
    If a thorough background check
     doesn't turn up anything,
[05:36] Brenda
    you could probably get a new family register.
[05:39] Brenda
    The only other methods I can think of
    are definitely not the legal kind.
[05:43] Sara
    Hmm... It'd be quite problematic if they
    did a thorough background check on me.
[05:49] Sosuke
    Going under the table, eh?
[05:52] Sosuke
    What to do...?
[05:53] Sara
    You needn't worry about it so.
[05:55] Sara
    I can continue just fine without a register.
[05:58] Sosuke
    But you want to go to school, don't you?
[06:01] Sara
    It's not as though
     I absolutely need to, however.
[06:04] Sara
    If I can't, then I can't.
[06:06] Sosuke
    It's not like you can't go.
[06:09] Sosuke
    I'm sure I can get more help if we need it.
[06:11] Sara
    There's no point in putting
    yourself at risk for my sake.
[06:15] Sosuke
    I mean, fair, but...
[06:18] Sosuke
    It's true that Sara and I just sorta
    ended up living together.
[06:22] Sosuke
    But still...
[06:24] Sosuke
    I wonder if there's a way to get
    you a family register legally.
[06:28] Sara
    There is.
[06:29] Sosuke
    Huh?
[06:30] Sara
    We'll just make it known publicly
    that I'm actually from another world.
[06:35] Sosuke
    I see.
[06:36] Sosuke
    I guess if you show off your magic,
    people might actually believe you.
[06:42] Sara
    Indeed, though there's the possibility that
     your country will treat me like a lab rat.
[06:46] Sara
    I'll probably be detained until they can
    confirm that I am truly from another world.
[06:52] Sosuke
    If you know that, why suggest it?
[06:54] Sara
    Okay, why don't I just pretend
     like I have amnesia?
[06:58] Sosuke
    I admit you're a pretty impressive actress,
[07:00] Sosuke
    but you'll have a real pro investigating you.
[07:03] Sara
    Well, I'm not so confident that I think I can
    completely fool a professional...
[07:07] Sara
    I'd be helpless if they
    used a truth serum on me.
[07:10] Sosuke
    I've seen truth serum used in spy movies and
    stuff, but does that stuff actually exist?
[07:15] Sara
    Wait, does it not?!
[07:17] Sosuke
    How would I know?
[07:18] Sara
    Speaking of spies, I recently read a manga
    about a spy who ends up
[07:23] Sara
    forming a family with a girl
    who possesses supernatural powers...
[07:23] Tateyama
    By the way, that Sara girl...
[07:26] Tateyama
    Her circumstances appear to be rather curious.
[07:28] Brenda
    Yes. I don't know who she is exactly,
[07:32] Brenda
    but Sosuke-kun being such a pushover
     is almost problematic
[07:35] Brenda
    if he's going so far for someone else's child.
[07:38] Tateyama
    She may not actually be someone else's child.
[07:43] Brenda
    What are you saying?
[07:44] Tateyama
    She could be Kaburaya-sama's lovechild.
[07:48] Brenda
    Oh, please. Isn't that girl about thirteen?
[07:52] Brenda
    Given Sosuke-kun's age, he would've had
    to have had her when he was in high school.
[07:59] Tateyama
    I don't think it's that unusual to have
     children while still in high school.
[08:05] Brenda
    But we're talking about Sosuke-kun here.
[08:07] Brenda
    Can you actually imagine him in
    that kind of a relationship
[08:11] Brenda
    with a beautiful blonde in high school?
[08:13] Tateyama
    I believe you're aware
    of Kaburaya-sama's charms
[08:16] Tateyama
    despite him seeming rather plain, my lady.
[08:18] Tateyama
    His athleticism, wit, and communication
    skills are all quite noteworthy.
[08:22] Brenda
    I had no idea that you thought
    so highly of Sosuke-kun.
[08:27] Brenda
    Is there a chance that you actually fancy...
[08:30] Tateyama
    No. I hold no romantic
    feelings toward humans.
[08:33] Brenda
    Oh, that's right. Aren't you
    currently seeing Gifu Castle?
[08:36] Sign
    Gifu Castle
[08:38] Tateyama
    That's my ex-boyfriend.
    I'm currently seeing...
[08:41] Tateyama
    Gujo Hachiman Castle.
[08:41] Sign
    Gujo Hachiman Castle
[08:43] Tateyama
    No matter. My point is that
     Kaburaya-sama isn't exactly
[08:47] Tateyama
    the diamond in the rough you think he is.
[08:50] Brenda
    B-But he's so dull,
    not to mention financially unstable.
[08:54] Tateyama
    Heed me, my lady.
    Detectives have a certain appeal.
[08:59] Brenda
    What?
[09:01] Tateyama
    Normies don't usually encounter them,
    which makes them quite interesting.
[09:06] Tateyama
    Their trade makes them excellent speakers,
    and their broad range of knowledge
[09:10] Tateyama
    can be extremely useful
    when it comes to romance.
[09:13] Brenda
    B-But Sosuke-kun's dirt poor—
[09:16] Sign
    Ninomiya
[09:18] Brenda
    Unfortunately, we couldn't find any evidence
    that could be used for grounds for divorce.
[09:24] Brenda
    If you go to court as things stand,
[09:27] Brenda
    you'll be at a disadvantage, Ninomiya-san.
[09:29] Ninomiya
    I see...
[09:31] Brenda
    But if we use an investigator who's
    an expert at getting this kind of intel,
[09:36] Brenda
    we may yet uncover something.
[09:39] Ninomiya
    Then why didn't we do that to begin with?
[09:41] Brenda
    This professional has an extremely unique
    skill set, so their rate is much steeper.
[09:47] Brenda
    But considering what you'd stand to lose
    if you went to court right now,
[09:51] Brenda
    I'd say the fee is rather trivial.
[09:54] Brenda
    P-Please, hire them to investigate.
[10:00] Sign
    Ten days later
[10:01] Neya
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[10:03] Neya
    This is the evidence you asked for
     as well as my report.
[10:10] Brenda
    You never fail to impress, Haruka-chan.
[10:12] Brenda
    Day one, you acted like you were one of the
    target's business clients and made contact.
[10:16] Brenda
    Day two, you dropped your pass case in front
    of the target and had him pick it up.
[10:20] Brenda
    You exchanged contact info so
     you could thank him in the future.
[10:24] Brenda
    Day four, you had lunch with the target.
[10:27] Brenda
    Day six, you had lunch with the target again.
[10:30] Brenda
    Day eight, you went to a hotel with him
    after dining at an oyster bar.
[10:35] Brenda
    You always do such brilliant work.
[10:38] Brenda
    I wish you could tell me exactly how you
    get so close to these people so easily.
[10:43] Neya
    Sorry, that's a trade secret.
[10:47] Brenda
    By the way, when you went to the hotel, uh...
[10:51] Brenda
    Did you go all the way?
[10:53] Neya
    Oh, come on! I'm not some hussy
     who'd sleep with anyone.
[10:58] Neya
    I only go all the way when
    I really feel like it.
[11:01] Brenda
    I-I see...
[11:03] Neya
    Is that it for this job?
[11:05] Neya
    If you'd like, I can probably go as far
    as to get him to say he'd leave his wife.
[11:11] Brenda
    You make it sound so simple...
[11:13] Brenda
    But this will suffice for the task at hand.
[11:17] Neya
    That was another easy job.
[11:20] Neya
    If only I could get Sosuke-senpai
    to fall for me as easily...
[11:25] Sosuke
    Nice to meet you. I'll be your mentor.
[11:25] Sign
    Sosuke (24)
[11:28] Sign
    Neya (22)
[11:28] Sign
    Sosuke (24)
[11:29] Neya
    I hope to learn lots, Senpai.
[11:31] Neya
    Well, he seems rather dull.
[11:34] Neya
    Is this guy really the star of this agency?
[11:41] (Flashback) Neya
    I screwed up again today...
[11:43] (Flashback) Neya
    Maybe I'm not cut out to be a detective.
[11:46] (Flashback) Sosuke
    This is how everyone starts out.
[11:49] (Flashback) Neya
    Even you, Senpai?
[11:51] (Flashback) Sosuke
    Of course—
[11:52] Kusanagi
    Of course not. Our dear ol' Sosuke
    was a pro out of the gate.
[11:56] (Flashback) Kusanagi
    He was brilliant.
[11:59] Neya
    In the end, I couldn't catch up
    to Senpai on normal jobs.
[12:04] Neya
    So I wound up doing more
    specialized investigations...
[12:08] Neya
    Aw, man... if only Senpai would fall
    for me, I'd do anything for him.
[12:19] Sara
    That must be our mark.
[12:21] Sosuke
    Yeah. Looks like he's about
    to make some deliveries.
[12:25] Sosuke
    This time, we're investigating
    Yohei Ichinose, age 42.
[12:27] Sign
    Yohei Ichinose
[12:29] Sosuke
    He owns a liquor store.
[12:31] Sign
    Mark = Investigation Target
[12:31] Sosuke
    Our client is the mark's wife, Mika.
[12:33] Sign
    Mika Ichinose
[12:34] Sosuke
    Their son's in middle school,
    and their daughter's in sixth grade.
[12:38] (Flashback) Mika
    Starting about three months ago,
[12:40] (Flashback) Mika
    strangely, he started staying out
    on deliveries a lot longer.
[12:44] (Flashback) Mika
    He also started buying us cakes
    and other random gifts sometimes.
[12:48] (Flashback) Sosuke
    It's true that doing a lot out of
    the ordinary is a common sign of infidelity.
[12:55] (Flashback) Mika
    Plus he just seems... livelier than before.
[13:01] (Flashback) Sosuke
    Livelier?
[13:12] Sara
    Oh? Did we already get a hit?
[13:14] Sosuke
    Who knows?
[13:19] Sosuke
    Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
[13:24] Sara
    Hmm...
[13:26] Sara
    He just seems to be working earnestly.
[13:28] Sosuke
    Yeah. He kinda looks like a downer,
    but he's diligent
[13:32] Sosuke
    and his regulars seem to trust him.
[13:35] Sara
    Sosuke, I would also like some gyudon.
[13:39] Sosuke
    Not right now. If I took you in there,
     we'd draw too much attention.
[13:44] Sara
    Even if I used a disguise?
[13:46] Sosuke
    A disguise?
[13:57] Sara
    How's this?
[13:58] Sosuke
    Wow... Talk about convenient.
[14:01] Sara
    Impressive, no?
[14:02] Sosuke
    I mean, if you could do that,
    you should've told me sooner.
[14:06] Sosuke
    I could've forgone the complicated
    exchange student backstory.
[14:10] Sosuke
    But wait, you said you couldn't
[14:12] Sosuke
    keep up spells for too long, yeah?
[14:14] Sara
    Nay. Unlike my invisibility or flight magic,
[14:17] Sara
    I can sustain this color-changing
     spell as long as I'd like.
[14:20] Sosuke
    Then you should've just pretended
     to be Japanese to start.
[14:24] Sara
    No, I like my blonde hair.
[14:27] Sara
    Besides, this only works on
    what I cast it on directly.
[14:31] Sara
    My natural roots will show as they grow out.
[14:33] Sara
    This is one of my favorite spells!
[14:38] Sosuke
    It's day three of the investigation,
    but we haven't really found anything.
[14:44] Sara
    I wish he'd hurry up and show his true colors.
[14:48] Sosuke
    Honestly, if he's not actually cheating
    on his wife, that's just fine too.
[14:53] Sosuke
    They have kids, after all.
[14:56] Car Navigation
    You have entered Kasamatsu.
[14:59] Sosuke
    We've left Gifu City? How far is he going?
[15:02] Sara
    Ah!
[15:03] Sosuke
    Wuh?!
[15:03] Sara
    This is the first time
    I've ever left Gifu City!
[15:08] Sign
    #ThePrincessandHorses
[15:09] Sign
    Off-Site Sales in Operation
[15:09] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack
[15:14] Sosuke
    A horse track?
[15:18] Sara
    It's quite cold outside...
[15:19] Sosuke
    Winters in Gifu get real chilly.
    Make sure you don't catch a cold.
[15:27] Sara
    Ah, so this is what a horse
    racetrack looks like!
[15:34] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
[15:34] Sign
    Track
[15:34] Sign
    1st Horse
[15:41] Sign
    Dash
[15:41] Sosuke
    I've been to this racetrack before,
    but there sure are all kinds of folks here.
[15:46] Sosuke
    There are even women and young couples.
[15:49] Sara
    There don't seem to be any
    children my age, though.
[15:53] Announcer
    And there they all go!
[15:54] Sara
    Ooh! It's started!
[15:58] Yohei
    Go!
[16:00] Sara and Sosuke
    Huh?
[16:02] Yohei
    Run!
[16:04] Sosuke
    Uh... That's our mark, isn't it?
[16:07] Sara
    I do believe so...
[16:09] Yohei
    Pull ahead! Pull ahead!
[16:11] Sara
    He's completely different
    from when he's working.
[16:14] Sosuke
    Yeah...
[16:18] Announcer
    We will now announce
    the results of that last race.
[16:21] Sign
    Dash
[16:21] Announcer
    In first, we have #5, Hidagyu Nom.
[16:21] Sara
    That was quite exciting!
[16:24] Announcer
    In second, we have #3, No Ocean Prefecture.
[16:25] Sara
    Sosuke, let us also buy a ticket!
[16:26] Announcer
    In third, we have #7, Reseller Beggar.
[16:28] Sosuke
    You dummy. We're still working.
[16:30] Sara
    I mean, isn't this job basically over?
[16:34] Sosuke
    Well, you've got a point.
[16:37] Sosuke
    A man with no hobbies came to life
    when he got into horse racing,
[16:41] Sosuke
    but he probably couldn't tell his family
    that he was skipping work to gamble.
[16:44] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack Betting Ticket
[16:46] Sosuke
    Looks like he's betting on the next race, too.
[16:49] Sosuke
    Well, since we're here,
    I guess we can bet a hundred yen.
[16:53] Sara
    Ooh!
[16:55] Sosuke
    Who're you gonna pick?
[16:56] Sara
    I get to choose?
[16:58] Sosuke
    Sure.
[16:59] Sosuke
    You can't play, since you're a minor,
[17:01] Sosuke
    but nothing says you can't guess the results.
[17:04] Sara
    What do they mean by "bet type"?
[17:04] Sign
    Correct
[17:04] Sign
    Inorrect
[17:04] Sign
    Bet Type
[17:04] Sign
    Win
[17:04] Sign
    Place
[17:04] Sign
    Bracket
    Quinella
[17:04] Sign
    Quinella
[17:04] Sign
    Exacta
[17:04] Sign
    Quinella Place
[17:04] Sign
    Trifecta
[17:04] Sign
    Trio
[17:06] Sosuke
    That's how you bet.
[17:08] Sosuke
    For "win," you're predicting
    which horse will come in first.
[17:11] Sosuke and Isao
    For "place," you're predicting the horses
    that will place in the top three.
[17:15] (Flashback) Isao
    And for the "trifecta" here,
[17:17] (Flashback) Isao
    you have to guess
     the top three in the right order.
[17:21] (Flashback) Isao
    It's the hardest one,
     but if you win, it's huge.
[17:24] (Flashback) Little Sosuke
    Wow! Then I want that one.
[17:27] (Flashback) Isao
    Attaboy! You're a real man!
[17:31] Sosuke
    And that about sums it up.
[17:33] Sara
    Indeed, I understand how to bet now.
[17:35] Sara
    I shall go for the trifecta!
[17:38] Sosuke
    A newbie like you going for
    a trifecta is beyond reckless.
[17:42] Sara
    I'm going to believe in my real luck!
[17:45] Sara
    After all, it was powerful enough
[17:47] Sara
    to bag me an SSR in the first-person-I-met
    gacha upon coming to this world.
[17:52] Sosuke
    Huh?
[17:53] Sosuke
    D-Don't say embarrassing stuff like that.
[17:56] Sara
    Oh? Are you blushing?
[17:58] Sosuke
    No.
[18:03] Sara
    I've decided!
    I choose 6, 2, and 5, in that order!
[18:06] Sosuke
    Six...
[18:07] Sign
    Amazing Technician
[18:08] Sosuke
    Amazing Technician?
[18:11] Sosuke
    He's only fifth in the ranks.
[18:12] Sara
    But he's got a certain glint in his eye.
[18:15] Sara
    He may seem dull, but he's
    got a fighting spirit deep down.
[18:18] Sosuke
    Okay, fine. So 6, 2, and 5, right?
[18:22] Sosuke
    I'll go for something more reliable.
[18:25] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack
    4th Race
    Kobato-chan Love Love Cup
    Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
    
    Trifecta
    6. Amazing Technician
    2. Biggus Dickus
    5. Uge-hey Ooba-bay
[18:26] Announcer
    Now for the fourth race of the
    Kobato-chan Love Love Cup.
[18:28] Announcer
    Our second group of 2-year-olds
    on the 1,400-meter track
[18:31] Announcer
    are all lined up at the gate now.
[18:34] Announcer
    And they're off!
[18:35] Yohei
    Go!
[18:37] Sara
    Go! Go forth, Amazing Technician!
[18:39] Sara
    Biggus Dickus!
[18:40] Sara
    Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
[18:42] Sosuke
    I know it's only 100 yen, but this feels
     totally different with money on the line.
[18:48] Announcer
    And here comes #6, Amazing
    Technician, from behind!
[18:51] Announcer
    He passes three horses on the
    outside and is picking up speed!
[18:55] Announcer
    His rider is Takumi Furukoshi.
    Look at him thrust those hips!
[18:59] Sara
    Yes! Here he comes! Pass
    them, Amazing Technician!
[18:59] Announcer
    Amazing Technician is
    catching up at top speed!
[19:02] Announcer
    He cleanly passes #5, Uge-hey Ooba-bay!
[19:02] Sara
    Pass them! Leave them all in the dust!
[19:04] Announcer
    Ooba-bay can't take the Technician!
[19:07] Announcer
    And now he tries his technique
    on the front-runner, #2, Biggus Dickus!
[19:11] Announcer
    Technique or size,
    what really matters in the end?
[19:15] Sara
    Yes! Here he comes!
    Pass him, Amazing Technician!
[19:15] Announcer
    And he nails him!
[19:18] Announcer
    Amazing Technician uses his incredible
    technique to overtake Biggus Dickus and finish!
[19:18] Sara
    Pass him! Leave everyone in the dust!
[19:22] Announcer
    Biggus Dickus comes in second,
    and third is Uge-hey Ooba-bay.
[19:24] Sara
    Heck yeah!
[19:25] Sosuke
    Wait, seriously?!
[19:25] Announcer
    He looks empty after letting it all out.
[19:28] Sara
    How do you like that, Sosuke?
[19:28] Announcer
    Coming in fourth is #3, Post-Nut Clarity.
    He's definitely reached that point.
[19:29] Sosuke
    To think you'd actually get
    a perfect trifecta...
[19:33] Sosuke
    This is seriously awesome.
[19:36] Sosuke
    The payout is 3,350 yen?
    Thirty times is unbelievable.
[19:41] Sara
    Leave the next race to me as well.
[19:44] Sosuke
    Okay, fine. You can use the
    payout however you want.
[19:48] Sara
    Very good!
[19:50] Sara
    Okay!
[19:51] Sign
    Kasamatsu 6th Race
[19:53] Sara
    Yes!
[19:54] Sara
    Yum! Yum!
[19:57] Sign
    Kasamatsu 11th Race
[19:58] Sara
    Yes! I got another perfect trifecta!
[19:58] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack
    11th Race
    Demon King of the Sixth Heaven Cup
    Local Gifu Horse Racing Association
    
    Trifecta
    4. Cocco-chan
    2. Rizz the Bocchi
    5. Alba Cap
[20:02] Sosuke
    The payout's 70 times?!
[20:05] Sosuke
    H-Hey, how much did you
    bet on that ticket again?
[20:08] Sara
    I put in 2,000 yen.
[20:10] Sosuke
    So you're getting... 140,000 yen?
[20:12] Sara
    No, I also won a quinella place
    and a trio, so after subtracting my losses...
[20:17] Sara
    It comes to about 230,000 yen.
[20:20] Sign
    100 yen
[20:20] Sosuke
    You turned 100 yen... into 230,000?
[20:22] Sign
    230,000 yen
[20:24] Sign
    This current job
[20:24] Sosuke
    That's more than our pay for this job.
[20:28] Sara
    I emerge victorious!
[20:31] Sara
    Sosuke, let us dine on Hida-gyu tonight!
[20:34] Sosuke
    Am I allowed to partake in this meal?
[20:38] Sara
    But of course!
[20:40] Yohei
    Looks like you won big today.
[20:43] Sosuke
    Yes, well... Ack!
[20:47] Yohei
    Is something wrong?
[20:49] Sosuke
    It doesn't look like he realizes
    we were following him.
[20:52] Sosuke
    Er, it's nothing. How'd you make out?
[20:55] Yohei
    No luck at all.
[20:57] Yohei
    But I only spend 100 yen each time.
[21:00] Sosuke
    I see. So you're just here
    to enjoy the race, then?
[21:04] Yohei
    Yes.
[21:06] Yohei
    I have kids about your daughter's age.
[21:09] Yohei
    They're obsessed with a horse racing game.
[21:11] Yohei
    While I was researching everything I could
    so we could talk about it together,
[21:16] Yohei
    I ended up hooked on real horse racing.
[21:19] Sosuke
    Then why don't you bring your kids next time?
[21:23] Sosuke
    I think they'd have fun.
[21:25] Sara
    Yes! Indubitably!
[21:27] Yohei
    Yeah. I'll think about it.
[21:30] Yohei
    Well, I'll be going now.
[21:32] Sosuke
    Oh, sure.
[21:37] Sosuke
    We got caught up in the racing,
    and then our mark even talked to us...
[21:42] Sosuke
    I messed up big.
[21:44] Sara
    Well, things like this happen
    every once in a while.
[21:47] Sara
    Don't be too glum.
[21:49] Sosuke
    Whose fault do you think this is?! Huh?!
[21:51] Sara
    S-Stop that, you fool!
[21:53] Sara
    He actually thought that I was your daughter.
[21:53] Sign
    Off-Site Sales in Operation
    Kasamatsu Racetrack
[21:57] Sosuke
    Well, I guess that's what
    most folks would assume.
[22:01] Sara
    Indeed...
[22:03] Sara
    Ta-hay... Ta-hay-stee!
[22:06] Sara
    Hida-gyu sure is ta-hay-stee!
[22:08] Sara
    So is yakiniku and sukiyaki...
[22:09] Sosuke
    What the heck's with that song?
[22:11] Sara
    And then... horse sashimi! And yukhoe!
[22:13] Sosuke
    Say, Sara.
[22:15] Sosuke
    Do you want to be my actual daughter?
[22:22] Sara
    Yeah!
[23:50] Sign
    I'll make Senpai fall for me someday!
    -Haruka Neya
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:56] Isao
    So this is the girl who's
    been in your care, Sosuke?
[23:59] Sosuke
    Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
    she's also your granddaughter.
[24:04] Isao
    Wait, my granddaughter? What?
[24:06] Sara
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!

Season 1

E8 - The Princess and the Father

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[00:00] Sign
    Kusanagi Detective Agency
[00:00] Sign
    Contact us anytime
[00:00] Kusanagi
    It's been a while, Sosuke.
[00:03] Sign
    #ThePrincessandtheFather
[00:03] Sosuke
    It's nice to see you again, Chief.
[00:07] Kusanagi
    Since you've finally decided to come back,
[00:09] Kusanagi
    does this mean you're over
     your rebellious phase?
[00:09] Sign
    Isao Kusanagi
[00:09] Sign
    Detective,
    Business Owner
[00:11] Sosuke
    I'm not actually coming back.
[00:14] Kusanagi
    Aw, too bad.
[00:17] Kusanagi
    So, is this the girl who's been
    in your care, Sosuke?
[00:21] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[00:22] Kusanagi
    I remember Neya-kun telling
    me she was blonde…
[00:26] Sosuke
    Her hair makes her stand out too much,
    so I had her dye it.
[00:29] Kusanagi
    I see.
[00:32] Sara
    Ooh! It's so cushy!
[00:35] Sara
    It's nothing like our sofa back home!
[00:39] Kusanagi
    I bet not!
[00:40] Kusanagi
    Now, what did you want to talk about?
[00:42] Sosuke
    Her name is Sara.
[00:45] Kusanagi
    I understand she's been through a lot.
[00:47] Kusanagi
    I hear she was supposed to be doing
    a homestay with a friend of yours,
[00:51] Kusanagi
    but their place went up in flames.
    Did I get all that right?
[00:55] Sosuke
    As you've clearly deduced,
     no, I'm not actually
[00:58] Sosuke
    taking care of her because
    a friend's place burned down.
[01:02] Kusanagi
    I didn't think so.
[01:03] Kusanagi
    If one of your old pals' houses
     had burned down,
[01:07] Kusanagi
    there's no way I wouldn't have heard about it.
[01:11] Kusanagi
    So, what's the real story?
[01:15] Sosuke
    Sara's my daughter. Meaning...
    she's also your granddaughter.
[01:18] Sign
    Father
[01:20] Sign
    Grandfather
[01:21] Sign
    Granddaughter
[01:22] Sara
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Grandpa!
[02:56] Isao
    Wait, she's your daughter?
[02:58] Isao
    S-So she's my granddaughter? What?
[03:01] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[03:01] Sara
    Grandpa!
[03:03] Isao
    What's the meaning of this?
[03:05] Sosuke
    Her name is Sara.
[03:07] Sosuke
    She was conceived when I was in high school
[03:10] Sosuke
    and things went too far one night
    with a certain older woman.
[03:14] Sosuke
    Her mother suddenly showed
    up about a month ago,
[03:18] Sosuke
    left Sara with me, and disappeared.
[03:23] Sosuke
    She apparently has a grave
    illness and no other family,
[03:27] Sosuke
    so I'm the only one she can entrust Sara to.
[03:32] Sosuke
    That's why she's living with me now.
[03:38] Sosuke
    But Sara's mother didn't want people
    to know that her father was a minor,
[03:44] Sosuke
    so she never registered Sara's birth.
[03:47] Sosuke
    That's why she has no family register
    and hasn't been able to go to school.
[03:51] Sosuke
    In order to put Sara in my
    family register as my daughter,
[03:54] Sosuke
    I need to get her a birth certificate.
[03:56] Sosuke
    I was hoping you'd be able
    to help me out.
[03:59] Sara
    Pretty please, Grandpa.
[04:05] Kusanagi
    I can introduce you to someone
    who can do that for you.
[04:10] Kusanagi
    I can even find you a recently deceased
    woman who died alone of illness.
[04:15] Kusanagi
    Shall I also introduce you to someone
[04:17] Kusanagi
    who might accidentally fumble some documents?
[04:21] Sosuke
    If you would.
[04:24] Kusanagi
    However, Sosuke...
[04:26] Kusanagi
    As I'm sure you're aware,
     this is absolutely a crime.
[04:30] Kusanagi
    Would the kind of justice-bound
     great detective
[04:32] Kusanagi
    that you strive to be really
     stand for such a thing?
[04:38] Sosuke
    I still need to ask you to do this for me.
[04:42] Kusanagi
    To tell you the truth, I had Neya-kun look
    into her as soon as she told me.
[04:47] Sosuke
    Huh?
[04:48] Kusanagi
    I managed to find out that on the night
     of October 4th, you and the girl
[04:53] Sign
    Gifu
[04:53] Kusanagi
    just so happened to take a taxi
[04:56] Kusanagi
    right after an explosion at a nearby park.
[04:58] Kusanagi
    But I've got nothing before that.
[05:02] Kusanagi
    There aren't any missing children
    reports matching her description.
[05:06] Kusanagi
    It's almost like she appeared out of thin air.
[05:07] Sosuke
    He's basically sniffed out everything,
    right down to Sara appearing...
[05:13] Kusanagi
    Just who are you, Sara-chan?
[05:16] Kusanagi
    And Sosuke, why are you doing
    all of this for this girl?
[05:20] Sara
    I'm from another world,
     and I'm here because reasons.
[05:25] Sosuke
    H-Hey, wait!
[05:26] Sara
    The reason Sosuke is helping me is simply
    because he's extremely kind.
[05:31] Sara
    As his father, I'm sure
    you know that very well.
[05:36] Kusanagi
    So we've got ourselves an otherworlder.
    No wonder I couldn't track you down.
[05:40] Sosuke
    Wait. You actually believe her?
[05:42] Kusanagi
    Like it or not, your old man's
    the best detective in Gifu.
[05:45] Kusanagi
    I'm an expert at seeing through lies.
[05:48] Kusanagi
    If what she just said isn't true,
[05:49] Kusanagi
    she's either a very talented actress
[05:51] Kusanagi
    or a very unfortunate soul who actually
    believes she's from another world.
[05:55] Sara
    Hmm.
[05:56] Sosuke
    So you're really going to help us out?
[05:58] Kusanagi
    If my son is earnestly asking for help
    in his rebellious phase,
[06:02] Kusanagi
    how can I refuse?
[06:04] Kusanagi
    However, I have one condition.
[06:07] Sosuke
    You mean money?
[06:07] Kusanagi
    No.
[06:08] Kusanagi
    From now on, you'll address me
    as "Dad" rather than "Chief."
[06:12] Sosuke
    Uh...
[06:13] Kusanagi
    Go on. Say it, Sosuke.
[06:16] Kusanagi
    Say, "Please, Dad!"
[06:19] Kusanagi
    Oh? What was that?
[06:21] Kusanagi
    I can't hear you. Huh? What?
[06:21] Sosuke
    P-P-Please...
[06:25] Sosuke
    D-D...
[06:27] Sosuke
    Dad...
[06:29] Kusanagi
    Good! Leave this to your dear ol' pops!
[06:33] Sara
    Indeed!
[06:34] Sara
    I will be counting on you, Grandpa.
[06:37] Kusanagi
    You seem to be taking all
    of this extremely well.
[06:40] Sara
    What a nice, understanding father.
[06:43] Sara
    He clearly loves you very much.
[06:45] Sosuke
    That's exactly why I didn't
    want to rely on him.
[06:48] Sara
    What do you mean?
[06:49] Sosuke
    I'm sure that, deep down,
    he really does love me.
[06:55] Sosuke
    He has those emotions...
[06:57] Sign
    Work Order
    
    
    -Lure the target into infidelity
    -Take photographic evidence
[06:57] Sosuke
    So I have no idea how he's able to tear
    other families and couples apart
[07:02] Sosuke
    without even a second thought.
[07:04] Sara
    I see. You must have also
    been through a lot.
[07:10] Sosuke
    Not as much as you.
[07:15] Neya
    I've completed my report to Aisaki-sensei.
[07:18] Neya
    She said no further investigation
     is required for this case.
[07:21] Kusanagi
    I see. Good work.
[07:23] Neya
    Chief, you seem rather happy.
[07:26] Kusanagi
    Ah, Sosuke just dropped by.
[07:28] Neya
    What?! Senpai was here? What did he need?
[07:32] Kusanagi
    I'm gonna get myself a grandchild.
[07:34] Neya
    What?
[07:35] Neya
    Er, could you explain that part?
[07:38] Kusanagi
    Remember that kid Sosuke's looking after?
[07:41] Neya
    Oh, yes. You mean Sara-chan.
[07:43] Kusanagi
    She's going to become Sosuke's daughter.
[07:45] Kusanagi
    Which means she'll be my granddaughter.
[07:48] Neya
    Um... Wait, so Sosuke-senpai is going
    to adopt Sara-chan as a foster daughter?
[07:53] Kusanagi
    Not a foster daughter. His biological one.
[07:55] Neya
    What?
[07:57] Kusanagi
    So, yeah, we'll be issuing her a birth
    certificate as Sosuke's own daughter.
[08:03] Neya
    You actually believe their story, Chief?
[08:06] Kusanagi
    Of course I do.
[08:07] Neya
    Sara-chan's blonde, though.
[08:09] Kusanagi
    When she came here,
    she had black hair and eyes.
[08:13] Kusanagi
    She was probably just a bottle blonde.
[08:15] Neya
    Are you being serious right now?
[08:17] Kusanagi
    Yeah.
[08:18] Kusanagi
    Since she's my granddaughter, I can tell
    that she looks a little like my ex-wife.
[08:25] Kusanagi
    What a great day!
[08:27] Kusanagi
    I mean, my rebellious son came
    to introduce my granddaughter to me.
[08:31] Kusanagi
    I couldn't be happier!
[08:33] Neya
    Wh-What a doting parent. No, you're
    actually just stupid! And conniving!
[08:38] Neya
    If Sara-chan's going
    to become Senpai's daughter...
[08:47] Neya
    Then if I marry Senpai, I'll automatically
    become Sara-chan's mother...
[08:53] Sara
    I look forward to our time together, Mom.
[08:56] Neya
    What?!
[08:58] Neya
    Wh-What am I supposed to do?!
[09:04] Sara
    Now, let us begin.
[09:05] Sign
    #ThePrincessandHerFriend
[09:07] Yuna
    I-I've never done anything like this before.
[09:10] Sara
    Fear not! It is my first time as well.
[09:13] Sara
    Let us just enjoy ourselves.
[09:14] Yuna
    You say that, but...
[09:17] Sara
    It'll be fine.
[09:18] Sara
    I know how to be subtle.
[09:20] Sara
    We're going to watch some
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms movies
[09:23] Sara
    for our first sleepover!
[09:24] Sara
    Even if a film you recommend is utter crap,
[09:25] Sign
    Like a Sword
[09:28] Sara
    I promise I shan't say so out loud.
[09:30] Yuna
    Nothing you just said suggests
    subtlety whatsoever!
[09:33] Yuna
    Well, whatever. Let's just get started.
[09:36] Yuna
    I'll punch you if you say it's crap, though.
[09:38] Sara
    My goodness, how frightening!
[09:45] Sign
    Wei
[09:46] Narrator
    At the end of the later Han Dynasty,
[09:48] Narrator
    the world was in chaos
    as the endless days of war wore on.
[09:56] Sign
    The audio has been removed for copyright reasons.
[10:30] Sara
    That was so good!
[10:32] Yuna
    I told you.
[10:33] Sara
    To think that Liu Bei's
    grandson would reestablish
[10:36] Sara
    the Han Dynasty along with Liu Bei himself.
[10:39] Sara
    Going back into the past to change
    history is such a new and unique idea!
[10:44] Yuna
    Uh, you think so? As a trope,
    I think it's pretty common...
[10:49] Sara
    If I could go back in time,
[10:50] Sara
    I'd work with Nobunaga-sama to take over...
[10:52] Yuna
    Huh?
[10:52] Sara
    Er, it's nothing.
[10:57] Sara
    By the way, Yuna,
[10:59] Sara
    I might end up going to school.
[11:02] Yuna
    What? Wait, I thought you
    already skipped a few grades
[11:05] Yuna
    and graduated high school
    in another country.
[11:07] Sara
    Well, since I'm in Japan, I thought it
    wouldn't hurt to go to school here, too.
[11:12] Yuna
    I see. If you're commuting from your house,
    I'm guessing it'll be Sawara Middle School?
[11:16] Sara
    Probably so.
[11:18] Yuna
    Huh. If you're gonna go to Sawara,
     maybe I will too.
[11:23] Sara
    You'd transfer schools just for me?
     I'm sorry, but your love is a bit much.
[11:27] Yuna
    I-It's not love!
[11:29] Yuna
    I've been thinking about switching
     schools for a while now.
[11:33] Sara
    Has the bullying not been resolved?
[11:36] Yuna
    It has, but I've been singled out ever since.
[11:40] Yuna
    They're saying my family's ungrateful for suing
    the people who saved us for a bit of cash.
[11:45] Yuna
    We didn't even sue anyone...
[11:48] Yuna
    And the only money we received
    was for the legal fees and the detective.
[11:52] Sara
    I guess things have been difficult.
[11:52] Sign
    Dear Yuna,
    
    Welcome home. I'm going to be late getting back again tonight,
    so warm up some curry for the both of you.
    You can also use whatever else you need to around the house,
    so have a wonderful time with Sara-chan.
    
    Love,
    Mom
[11:54] Yuna
    That's why I figured it might
    be a good idea to transfer.
[11:58] Yuna
    Going to public school
    will be easier on my mom, too.
[12:01] Yuna
    We moved here after my dad died,
    so we don't really know anyone...
[12:06] Yuna
    But I think I'll be okay if you're there.
[12:09] Sara
    Then I guess we'll both only
    have one friend at school.
[12:12] Yuna
    Yeah. But you're super outgoing,
[12:16] Yuna
    so once you start, I'm sure you'll
    make tons of friends in no time.
[12:20] Sara
    What are you talking about?
[12:22] Sara
    I didn't have a single close friend
    back in my homeland either.
[12:28] Sara
    You are my first friend, Yuna. That will
    not change even if we go to school.
[12:33] Yuna
    I see. Thank goodness.
[12:36] Yuna
    In that case, I'm looking forward
    to going to school together!
[12:40] Sara
    As am I.
[12:42] Yuna
    You ready for the next movie?
[12:44] Sara
    Indeed.
[12:55] Puriketsu
    Wh-Why grasshoppers?
[12:58] Sign
    #LittleMissReligiousLeaderEatsGrasshoppers
[13:02] Noa
    Well, during lunch today...
[13:05] (Flashback) Noa
    Livia-sama, is something the matter?
[13:08] (Flashback) Livia
    Is this shrimp tempura?
[13:11] (Flashback) Noa
    Why, yes, it is.
[13:12] (Flashback) Livia
    I see...
[13:14] (Flashback) Noa
    Oh no! Do you have a shrimp allergy?
[13:17] (Flashback) Noa
    I'm terribly sorry I didn't ask beforehand.
[13:19] (Flashback) Noa
    N-No! It's not that!
     I've never eaten them before.
[13:23] (Flashback) Noa
    Huh?
[13:25] (Flashback) Livia
    People consume shrimp
     in my homeland as well, but...
[13:29] (Flashback) Livia
    I could just never get over how they look.
[13:31] (Flashback) Noa
    I see. That is rather common.
[13:34] (Flashback) Noa
    Allow me to get you a new dish.
[13:36] (Flashback) Livia
    No, this is fine! I will eat it.
[13:38] (Flashback) Noa
    But you don't care for it, right?
[13:40] (Flashback) Livia
    The old me didn't.
[13:42] (Flashback) Livia
    But now I can even eat grasshoppers!
[13:45] (Flashback) Noa
    Grasshoppers?!
[13:47] (Flashback) Livia
    Now, let us eat.
[13:54] (Flashback) Livia
    Well, this is...
[13:56] (Flashback) Noa
    It's what?
[13:57] (Flashback) Livia
    Very similar to grasshoppers
     and quite tasty!
[14:01] (Flashback) Noa
    I've heard people say that
    grasshoppers taste like shrimp...
[14:04] (Flashback) Noa
    But you may be the first in history to say
     that shrimp tastes like grasshoppers.
[14:09] Noa
    Praise be our savior!
[14:12] (Flashback) Noa
    Are grasshoppers that delicious?
[14:14] (Flashback) Livia
    Yes. The texture is rather different from
    shrimp, but they have a similar flavor.
[14:19] (Flashback) Noa
    I see. You've gotten me curious about them.
[14:23] (Flashback) Livia
    In that case, would you like
    to try some grasshoppers, Noa-dono?
[14:26] (Flashback) Noa
    Huh?!
[14:28] (Flashback) Livia
    Puriketsu-dono is coming over tonight, too.
[14:30] (Flashback) Livia
    Since you two have done so much for me,
    I'd be happy to treat you!
[14:36] Noa
    And here we are.
[14:39] Puriketsu
    We're supposed to be deciding on
    our band name tonight, but...
[14:43] Puriketsu
    I think I'll go—
[14:45] Noa
    Ah, Livia-sama is preparing
    a homemade meal for me!
[14:50] Noa
    I couldn't be happier!
[14:52] Noa
    But grasshoppers?!
[14:55] Livia
    Now, please help yourselves, you two!
[14:57] Noa
    Yes. Th-Thank you for this meal.
[15:00] Puriketsu
    Th-Thanks...
[15:04] Puriketsu
    Hey, these nukazuke pickles
     go great with rice!
[15:07] Livia
    Right? I made them myself!
[15:10] Livia
    Now try some of the
    freshly fried grasshoppers!
[15:12] Puriketsu
    Er, I...
[15:14] Puriketsu
    Man, this rice is good!
[15:14] Noa
    This is a holy grasshopper that
    Livia-sama herself provided unto me...
[15:19] Noa
    It would be no exaggeration to say
    I'm partaking of the body of Livia-sama.
[15:33] Noa
    The crunch of the coating
    and the saltiness filling my mouth...
[15:38] Noa
    The texture isn't at all juicy
    like a shrimp, but rather dry.
[15:42] Noa
    Instead of comparing it to shrimp,
[15:43] Noa
    it's much like the flavor
    of dried sakura shrimp.
[15:47] Noa
    Competing against shrimp tempura,
    the shrimp tempura would win, hands down.
[15:50] Noa
    But the hint of bitterness
    would go well with sake,
[15:52] Noa
    and I could maybe see one out of fifty rather
    unique individuals preferring this to shrimp.
[15:52] Sign
    We have grasshopper tempura.
[15:52] Sign
    A delicacy
[15:52] Sign
    We only take cash!
[16:01] Livia
    What do you think?
[16:03] Noa
    Yes, it's quite delicious.
[16:05] Noa
    It would be no exaggeration to say this
     is the most exquisite thing I've ever eaten.
[16:10] Puriketsu
    Uh...
[16:11] Livia
    I'm very happy to hear
    that you like it so much.
[16:14] Livia
    If I hadn't encountered grasshoppers,
     my hungry homeless life
[16:19] Livia
    just may have broken me.
[16:21] Livia
    Honestly, I'd say that
    grasshoppers were my savior.
[16:26] Noa
    Unbelievable. I had no idea that
    grasshoppers were so special.
[16:30] Noa
    Livia-sama, why don't we
    have your divine statue
[16:34] Noa
    that we're making hold a grasshopper?
[16:37] Livia
    That would be wonderful! I want everyone
    to find out how amazing grasshoppers are.
[16:42] Noa
    Are there any other items that
    you think would represent you?
[16:46] Livia
    Hmm, I wonder...
    Well, how about a basketball?
[16:51] Livia
    I had so much fun playing basketball with
    Saito-dono and the others back at the clan.
[16:55] Noa
    Very well. Then I shall have our statue of you
[16:58] Noa
    holding a grasshopper and a basketball.
[17:01] Livia
    That sounds just fine to me.
[17:05] Noa
    These grasshoppers are divine.
[17:07] Noa
    They pair nicely with rice.
[17:08] Livia
    Don't they?
[17:11] Livia
    Mm, yes, they really are scrumptious.
[17:14] Livia
    But I must say, I vastly prefer
    the shrimp tempura we had for lunch.
[17:19] Noa
    Huh?
[17:20] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan's totally right!
    These pickles are wicked awesome!
[17:25] Livia
    Wow, you cleaned your plate!
[17:27] Livia
    I have plenty more grasshoppers,
    so please, eat as many as you'd like.
[17:49] Noa
    No!
[17:52] Livia
    Stop that at once!
[17:55] Noa
    Livia-sama?!
[17:56] Livia
    My name is not Livia!
[17:58] Livia
    Hup!
[17:59] Livia
    My name is...
[18:02] Livia
    Grasshopper the Savior!
[18:10] Noa
    O-O great savior!
[18:17] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[18:18] Noa
    How about this for our band name?
[18:19] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[18:21] Puriketsu
    Fine by me, I guess.
[18:23] Livia
    I'm also fine with it...
[18:25] Livia
    But why?
[18:27] Noa
    It came to me in a dream.
[18:28] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[18:32] Sign
    #ThePrincessandAge
[18:34] Sosuke
    Sara.
[18:35] Sosuke
    Do you happen to know your birthday?
[18:38] Sara
    The fourteenth day of the fifth month of the
    427th year of the imperial calendar.
[18:43] Sosuke
    And what would that be in AD?
[18:46] Sara
    Hmm... Wait a moment as
    I do some calculations.
[18:50] Sara
    Let's see. Nobunaga-sama was born in 1534 AD,
    so the first year of our calendar would be...
[18:57] Sara
    Okay, now to convert that
    to this world's calendar...
[19:01] Sara
    I've got it!
[19:03] Sosuke
    July 6th, 2012?
[19:06] Sosuke
    Wait, didn't you say you were thirteen?
[19:09] Sara
    Indeed.
[19:10] Sosuke
    Then isn't this a year off?
[19:13] Sosuke
    If that's your birthday,
    you'd be twelve this year.
[19:17] Sara
    Hmm...
[19:19] Sara
    Oh!
[19:20] Sosuke
    So you were wrong?
[19:21] Sara
    No. In my world, we start counting
    your age at one when you're born,
[19:25] Sara
    then add another year on the
    first day of every lunar year.
[19:29] Sosuke
    Oh, like the way we did it in old times.
[19:31] Sosuke
    Nowadays in Japan,
    you start at zero when you're born,
[19:34] Sosuke
    and you age up a year when you hit
     your birthday like in the West.
[19:37] Sara
    I see.
[19:40] Sosuke
    So, something unexpected just happened...
[19:43] Sara
    Hmm?
[19:44] Sosuke
    This means that you'll be going
[19:46] Sosuke
    to elementary school rather than junior high.
[19:51] Sara
    Oh dear.
[19:56] Sosuke
    Despite that hiccup right before
    we pulled the trigger on our plan,
[20:00] Sosuke
    getting her family register was a breeze.
[20:03] Sosuke
    All the necessary documents were flawless,
[20:05] Sosuke
    and her birth certificate
    was accepted without issue.
[20:10] Sign
    Sara Kusanagi
[20:10] Sosuke
    And so the seventh princess of
    the Ofim Empire, Sara da Odin,
[20:14] Sosuke
    officially became the daughter of a
    Japanese man named Sosuke Kusanagi,
[20:18] Sosuke
    and was henceforth
    legally known as Sara Kusanagi.
[20:20] Sign
    Sara Kusanagi
[20:20] Sign
    Grade Schooler
[20:25] Sara
    All right, let's go.
[20:27] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[20:28] Kusanagi
    Yes, let's go.
[20:33] Sosuke
    Why are you tagging along, too?
[20:36] Kusanagi
    Why wouldn't a grandfather walk his precious
     granddaughter to school on her first day?
[20:40] Sosuke
    I mean, some might see them off,
    but most wouldn't go with them.
[20:44] Kusanagi
    It's just to the gate, so chill.
[20:46] Kusanagi
    Besides, need I remind you
    who bought Sara-chan's backpack?
[20:51] (Flashback) Sosuke
    That's steep!
[20:53] (Flashback) Sosuke
    You could be a damn PS5!
[20:55] (Flashback) Kusanagi
    Sara-chan, your grandpa will
    buy you whatever you'd like.
[20:58] (Flashback) Kusanagi
    You don't need to worry about the price
    at all. What color would you like?
[21:03] (Flashback) Sara
    I want the same kind that Conan-kun has!
[21:06] (Flashback) Kusanagi
    I see! I guess you're going to be
    a great detective in the future!
[21:13] Sara
    Oh, it's fine!
[21:16] Sara
    I'm quite happy to be walking to school
    with both of you, Sosuke and Grandpa!
[21:20] Kusanagi
    Yes, indeed. You're such
     a good girl, Sara-chan.
[21:27] Sara
    Sosuke! If you don't hurry up,
    I'm going to leave you behind!
[21:34] Sosuke
    Coming.
[23:07] Sign
    I hope Yuna can have fun at her new school.
    -Mami Naganawa
[23:12] Sign
    Gifu Municipal
    Sawara Middle School
[23:12] Sign
    Sawara Middle
[23:13] Female Teacher
    This is Yuna Naganawa-san,
    who'll be joining us starting today.
[23:15] Sign
    Yuna
    Naganawa
[23:17] Female Teacher
    Naganawa-san, please introduce yourself.
[23:21] Sign
    Sara
[23:21] Sign
    In call
[23:21] Sara
    By the way, apparently, I'm actually twelve.
[23:24] Sara
    I'm now going to an elementary school.
[23:27] (Flashback) Yuna
    What?
[23:33] Female Teacher
    Naganawa-san?
[23:38] Yuna
    How...
[23:40] Female Teacher
    How?
[23:43] Yuna
    H-How...
[23:46] Yuna
    How dare you deceive me like this?!
[23:52] Sign
    #TheLonerMiddleSchooler
[23:55] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Sara
    I have successfully spent my day as a
    completely normal grade school student.
[24:00] Sosuke
    Did you make any friends?
[24:02] Sara
    Indeed! I believe I have made four
    boyfriends and three retainers!
[24:07] Sosuke
    You sure nothing happened?

Season 1

E9 - The Demon Lord's Descendant Makes Her Grade School Debut

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[00:00] Sign
    Sara Kusanagi
[00:02] Sign
    #TheDemonLord'sDescendantMakesHerGradeSchoolDebut
[00:02] Sara
    I am Sara Kusanagi, and I will
    be your classmate starting today.
[00:06] Sara
    I have never been to school before,
    so I may impose upon you,
[00:11] Sara
    but I hope you'll be friends with me.
[00:15] Girl A
    Why haven't you been to school before?
[00:17] Sara
    It's rather complicated.
[00:19] Girl A
    Like how?
[00:20] Yamashita
    Come on, stop prying into another
    student's family circumstances.
[00:24] Girl A
    Okay.
[00:25] (Flashback) Principal
    About the new transfer student,
     Kusanagi-san...
[00:28] (Flashback) Principal
    Make sure not to pry into her business.
[00:31] (Flashback) Principal
    Got it?
[00:32] (Flashback) Yamashita
    But sir, this student has clearly
    been through a lot, and she's
[00:37] (Flashback) Yamashita
    transferring with barely any explanation...
[00:40] (Flashback) Principal
    Please, just leave it.
[00:43] Sara
    I cannot divulge where I hail from
     or was raised,
[00:46] Sara
    but you may inquire as to
    my hobbies or favorite foods.
[00:52] Yamashita
    She talks like she's some
    sort of old-world royalty...
[00:57] Yamashita
    Is a princess from the Sengoku period
    hiding her true identity
[01:01] Yamashita
    while going to a normal school?
[01:04] Yamashita
    Nah, of course not.
[02:41] Sara
    And there.
[02:42] Yamashita
    Th-That's correct.
[02:45] Yasunaga
    Looks like a big shot has entered the ring.
[02:46] Sign
    Yayoi Yasunaga
[02:46] Sign
    Grade Schooler
[02:48] Yasunaga
    She's cute and she's smart?
[02:51] Yasunaga
    I guess it wouldn't hurt to make friends.
[02:55] Okumura
    K-Kusanagi-san, what cram school do you go to?
[02:56] Sign
    Hideto Okumura
[02:56] Sign
    One of the Four
    Hottie Kings
    of Class 6-2
[02:59] Sara
    Cram school? I don't go to cram school.
[03:03] Okumura
    Then do you have a private tutor?
[03:04] Sara
    I don't currently have a private tutor, no.
[03:07] Okumura
    I don't believe it... I never thought
    anyone would beat me in math.
[03:12] Okumura
    People hate me for my rotten personality.
[03:14] Okumura
    My looks and academics are all I have,
    so if you take my academics,
[03:17] Okumura
    what do I have left?
[03:19] Sara
    Now, don't be so glum.
[03:22] Sara
    I would have had a harder time
    in any other subject.
[03:25] Okumura
    R-Really? Thank goodness.
[03:28] Yasunaga
    She can even be thoughtful.
[03:30] Yasunaga
    Not bad!
[03:32] Okumura
    I've never met a lady as wise as you!
[03:36] Okumura
    Please go out with me!
[03:38] Sara
    That's rather sudden, but your
    promptness rates highly with me.
[03:43] Sara
    Let us begin by being friends.
[03:46] Okumura
    A-All right!
[03:48] Okumura
    I swear that I'll capture your heart!
[03:50] Sara
    Indeed. I look forward to it, Hideto Okumura.
[03:54] Okumura
    Wait, I didn't tell you my name, did I?
[03:57] Sara
    Before entering the classroom this morning,
[03:59] Sara
    I looked at the class photo to memorize
     everyone's names and faces.
[04:04] Okumura
    Wow. You're amazing.
[04:07] Yasunaga
    Say, Kusanagi-san, why don't we hang out?
[04:11] Sara
    You're Yayoi Yasunaga, Yoko Chikada,
     and Shizuka Tsuyama.
[04:15] Sara
    I would love to.
[04:16] Tsuyama
    Wow, she really did memorize our names!
[04:19] Chikada
    Where did you used to live, Kusanagi-san?
[04:22] Sara
    I lived alone with my mother
     in a faraway land.
[04:26] Sara
    She recently passed, and now I'm here
    with my father, who lives in Gifu.
[04:31] Chikada
    Must be hard.
[04:33] Sara
    'Tis nothing. Life in this
    country is quite enjoyable.
[04:36] Sara
    I also get along with my father,
[04:39] Sara
    though I worry, since he's such a pushover.
[04:42] Tsuyama
    Huh! So, what does your father do?
[04:45] Sara
    He's a detective.
[04:46] Miyazaki
    A detective? Your dad's a detective? For real?
[04:47] Sign
    Kotaro Miyazaki
[04:47] Sign
    One of the Four Hottie
    Kings of Class 6-2
[04:50] Sara
    For real.
[04:51] Miyazaki
    Whoa! That's totally awesome!
[04:54] Sara
    Isn't it, though?
[04:56] Sara
    By the way, what are you lot doing?
[04:58] Miyazaki
    Never heard of a ruler battle?
[05:00] Sara
    Rule battle?
[05:01] Miyazaki
    Ruler battle!
[05:03] Sara
    And what is this "ruler battle"?
[05:04] Miyazaki
    We battle with rulers!
[05:06] Sara
    You keep talking but manage to say nothing.
[05:09] Miyazaki
    You go like this... and if you knock off
    the other guy's ruler, you win!
[05:13] Sara
    Oho, that seems rather amusing.
[05:16] Miyazaki
    You want in?
[05:18] Sara
    Indeed.
[05:18] Yasunaga
    Excuse me, Miyazaki-san.
    Kusanagi-san was talking to us.
[05:23] Sara
    Then why don't we all
    join in ruler battle?
[05:23] Sign
    Hida Beef
[05:27] Chikada
    We're not really interested
    in childish games like that.
[05:31] Sara
    Then I guess I will be
    the only one participating.
[05:34] Sara
    Hup!
[05:36] Boy A
    She managed it from that far?!
[05:38] Sara
    Take that!
[05:39] Boy B
    She got me again!
[05:41] Sara
    Hiyah!
[05:43] Boy C
    How is your control that good?
[05:46] Sara
    I am quite confident
    in my mathematical abilities.
[05:49] Boy C
    What's that mean?
[05:50] Okumura
    It means Kusanagi-san is able to calculate
    where to flick on the ruler
[05:55] Okumura
    and at what angle to send it
    in the right direction
[05:58] Okumura
    with precise force.
[06:00] Miyazaki
    I have no idea what you just said,
    but that rules!
[06:02] Miyazaki
    I've never met a girl that's
    better than me at ruler battles!
[06:05] Miyazaki
    Let's get married!
[06:07] Sara
    You are also quite prompt.
[06:10] Sara
    Let us start off as friends.
[06:13] English Teacher
    Now then, Mr. Konta! First speech!
[06:17] Konta
    Yes!
[06:18] Sign
    Hideyoshi Konta
[06:18] Sign
    One of the Four
    Hottie Kings
    of Class 6-2
[06:18] Konta
    I speak English very, very good!
    Oh, so very, very good!
[06:22] Sign
    °Actually hate speech in fluent English that's unbearable to listen to
[06:22] Boy D
    Awesome!
[06:22] Konta
    Extremely very, very good!
    For real very, very good!
[06:24] Girl
    I have no idea what he said, but he's great!
[06:27] Miyazaki
    Dude's English is very, very good.
[06:30] English Teacher
    Next up, let's have the transfer student,
    Miss Kusanagi, do an easy self intro.
[06:35] English Teacher
    Are you up for the challenge?
[06:38] Sara
    Indeed, I am always up for a challenge.
[06:43] Sara
    This is a short skit I call "Sushi Shop."
[06:46] Yasunaga
    Huh?!
[06:47] Sara
    That was delicious! How much?
[06:49] Sara
    Here's your hamachi!
[06:51] Sara
    No, I'm asking how much (ikura).
[06:52] Sara
    Here's your ikura!
[06:53] Sara
    No, no! How much?
[06:55] Sara
    Here's your hamachi!
[06:56] Sara
    No! How much is it (ikura deska)?!
[06:59] Sara
    No, this is hamachi!
[07:02] Sara
    Yeah, I'm done with this!
[07:04] Sara
    Thank you very much.
[07:07] Yasuanga
    Her pronunciation was a mess,
    and that wasn't even an introduction,
[07:11] Yasuanga
    but the nerve to pull a skit
    out of nowhere is incredible.
[07:14] Yasuanga
    What's with her?
[07:17] Konta
    I speak English very, very good!
    Oh, so very, very good!
[07:17] Sign
    I'm shocked to find such a cute and funny girl living in our island nation! Please be my girlfriend!
[07:21] Konta
    Extremely very, very good!
    Like, for real very, very good!
[07:25] Sara
    I haven't the slightest what you're
    saying, but I think I get the gist.
[07:25] Konta
    Extremely for real very, very good!
[07:28] Sara
    Let's start off as friends.
[07:30] Konta
    Girlfriend?!
[07:31] Sara
    Nay. Just friends.
[07:34] Class Lead
    Let's eat.
[07:36] All
    Let's eat.
[07:40] Sara
    Hmm...
[07:42] Sign
    Every Morning Milk
[07:42] Sara
    Why milk?
[07:44] Miyazaki
    If you don't like milk,
    want me to drink yours?
[07:47] Sara
    I don't dislike milk, but why have they
     paired it with white rice?
[07:52] Yasunaga
    You amateur.
[07:53] Sign
    Hatsushimo: A type of rice that is mostly produced in the Mino area of Gifu Prefecture. Each grain is big, and texturally, it's firm and not very sticky.
    It also has the perfect amount of sweetness. Because it's delicious even when cold, it's perfect for bento, as well as sushi rice and fried rice.
    It's also an excellent base for Japanese sake.
[07:54] Yasunaga
    All school lunches in Gifu City
    use Hatsushimo.
[07:57] Yasunaga
    Be it with milk, juice, bread, or even pasta,
    Hatsushimo pairs perfectly with any dish.
[08:02] Yasunaga
    You could even have a side of
    Koshihikari rice with your Hatsushimo.
[08:07] Sara
    Then again, I suppose some people
    enjoy rice porridge made with milk.
[08:12] Sara
    'Tis not bad!
[08:13] Yasunaga
    She's so open-minded!
[08:15] Yasunaga
    And she's really good at using chopsticks!
[08:18] Miyazaki
    You eat super fast! Were you that hungry?
[08:22] Sara
    Indeed. My family is poor, so we
    don't get much for breakfast.
[08:25] Sign
    Every Morning Milk
[08:29] Sign
    Mahiro Iino
[08:29] Sign
    One of the Four Hottie
    Kings of Class 6-2
[08:30] Boy D
    Iino-san, who only comes to school to eat,
[08:32] Boy D
    just gave his dessert to someone else?
[08:34] Girl A
    He's basically asking her out!
[08:37] Sara
    What's with this mandarin?
[08:39] Iino
    Y-You can have it.
[08:40] Sara
    Is this some kind of pity gesture?
[08:44] Iino
    I-I really like people who l-look
     like they really enjoy their food.
[08:50] Sara
    Ah, I see! I also like people
    who enjoy their food.
[08:56] Okumura
    Ah, our lunches are perfectly balanced
     nutritionally yet again today!
[09:00] Miyazaki
    Our school lunch is so good!
[09:02] Miyazaki
    It's super-ultra-hyper miraculously delicious!
[09:04] Konta
    Oh, yummy! Delicious! Tasty!
[09:08] Yasunaga
    No way. Each one of our Four Hottie Kings
    has fallen for Kusanagi-san.
[09:15] Sara
    Such lively lunchtimes make for great fun!
[09:18] Tsuyama
    Don't you think the transfer's
    getting a little ahead of herself?
[09:22] Chikada
    She totally is.
    That girl's definitely a hussy.
[09:25] Yasunaga
    Hey, what does "hussy" mean?
[09:27] Chikada
    No idea, but my dad calls my mom
    that all the time when he's mad.
[09:33] Yasunaga
    Yeah, she might be getting ahead of herself.
[09:36] Yasunaga
    As the children's chairwoman,
[09:37] Yasunaga
    I guess I'm going to have
     to give this hussy a warning.
[09:53] Yasunaga
    Here they come!
[09:56] Tsuyama
    Hrgh! My stomach hurts all of a sudden.
[10:00] Chikada
    Oh no! I'll take her to the nurse's office,
[10:03] Chikada
    so you get the hula hoops
     and go on without us, Kusanagi-san.
[10:06] Sara
    Will you be all right? I can go with you.
[10:10] Tsuyama
    I'm fine. I think Yasunaga-san's
    waiting for you.
[10:14] Sara
    Very well.
[10:23] Sara
    Hello? There's still someone in here!
[10:27] Yasunaga
    I'll let you out when our lunch break is over,
    so you can think about what you've done.
[10:28] Sara
    Hello?
[10:29] Sara
    Hello?
[10:31] Sara
    Hello? Oh well. What recourse do I have?
[10:42] Sara
    Oh, you three are still here.
[10:45] Chikada
    Did you actually snib the door?
[10:45] Sign
    "Snib the door": Gifu dialect. Means to lock the door.
[10:47] Yasunaga
    I did!
[10:48] Sara
    Let's hurry and go play.
    Lunch will be over before long.
[10:52] Yasunaga
    K-Kusanagi-san, you're not mad?
[10:56] Sara
    There's hardly any point in getting
    angry over childish pranks.
[11:00] Yasunaga
    Pranks?
[11:01] Sara
    I can gather why you decided to do this,
[11:04] Sara
    but it'd be far more constructive to better
    yourselves than drag others down.
[11:12] Yasunaga
    Her kindness is on another level.
[11:13] Yasunaga
    Everything about her is.
[11:17] Yasunaga
    Kusanagi-san... No, Sara Kusanagi-sama.
[11:20] Sara
    Hmm?
[11:22] Yasunaga
    Please make me your dog, Sara-sama!
[11:24] Sara
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:26] Yasunaga
    You can make me your dog, your gofer, your
    minion, your retainer, your slave! Anything!
[11:31] Yasunaga
    Please allow me to stay by your side!
    I'll do anything!
[11:36] Sara
    Couldn't you just be my friend?
[11:37] Yasunaga
    I wouldn't dare call myself
    your friend, Sara-sama!
[11:41] Yasunaga
    I want to serve you and grow as a person!
[11:45] Sara
    Er, I honestly couldn't care less
    about your growth as a person...
[11:54] Sara
    Oh, very well. Yayoi Yasunaga,
    I hereby dub thee my retainer.
[12:01] Sara
    Do your best.
[12:04] Yasunaga
    Yes, my lord!
[12:06] Tsuyama and Chikaida
    Yes, my lord!
[12:08] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[12:08] Sign
    RAICHO
[12:11] Sosuke
    School should be over soon.
[12:14] Sosuke
    I hope Sara didn't stand out
    too much in a bad way.
[12:19] Sara
    I'm back!
[12:20] Sosuke
    Hey, welcome home.
[12:21] Sosuke
    How was your first day of school?
[12:24] Sara
    It was quite fun. Also, the
    school lunches are delicious.
[12:28] Sosuke
    That's good to hear.
[12:29] Sosuke
    Did you run into any trouble?
[12:31] Sara
    None at all!
[12:32] Sara
    I have successfully spent my day as a
    completely normal grade school student.
[12:38] Sosuke
    Did you make any friends?
[12:39] Sara
    Indeed! I believe I have made four
    boyfriends and three retainers!
[12:46] Sosuke
    You sure nothing happened?
[12:49] Sign
    Gifu Municipal
    Sawara Middle School
[12:49] Sign
    #DetectiveAwakening
[12:52] Yuna
    Now I've gone and done it...
[12:55] (Flashback) Yuna
    How dare you deceive me like this?!
[13:00] (Flashback) Student B
    This chick's crazy.
[13:02] (Flashback) Student C
    Definitely keeping my distance.
[13:04] Yuna
    This is all Sara's fault.
[13:06] Yuna
    Worse yet, she's apparently having
    a great time in grade school.
[13:08] Sign
    Sara
[13:08] Sign
    My first day at grade school was so fun!
    The school lunch was so good!
[13:08] Sign
    Huh...
[13:10] Yuna
    I mean, it wouldn't kill
    her to apologize, would it?
[13:13] Yuna
    Why am I the one stuck feeling
    so frustrated and awkward?!
[13:18] Yuna
    What was even the point
    of me transferring?
[13:21] Kamata
    Come on, hurry it up.
[13:23] Seto
    Our break's going to end soon.
[13:26] Imahariyama
    P-Please no...
[13:26] Noda
    Did you say something?
[13:28] Kamata
    Go on!
[13:29] Imahariyama
    No!
[13:29] Imahariyama
    I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!
[13:32] Seto
    What are you apologizing for?
[13:33] Kamata
    Did you do something bad?
[13:36] Kamata
    Guess we need to punish you, then.
[13:37] Imahariyama
    No!
[13:38] Yuna
    I guess there's bullying at this school too.
[13:44] Noda
    Crap, someone's in here.
[13:46] Kamata
    Tch. Let's go.
[13:50] Yuna
    Are they bullying you?
[13:52] Imahariyama
    N-No!
[13:56] Kamata
    Go on!
[13:57] Imahariyama
    No!
[13:58] Imahariyama
    I'm sorry! Please! Forgive me!
[13:58] Sign
    Let's keep the toilets clean.
[13:58] Sign
    Don't flush
    anything other
    than toilet paper
[13:59] Seto
    What are you apologizing for?
[13:59] Yuna
    I ended up recording them without
    thinking, but what should I do?
[14:01] Kamata
    Did you do something bad?
[14:04] Sign
    Class 1-3
[14:06] Imahariyama
    "I see, I see. So that's how you are."
[14:10] Yuna
    That voice... It's definitely her.
[14:13] Yuna
    Third on the roster, Mizuki Imahariyama.
[14:13] Sign
    Mizuki Imahariyama
[14:17] Sign
    Gifu Municipal
    Sawara Middle School
[14:17] Sign
    The Next Day
[14:27] Kamata
    Took you long enough.
[14:28] Imahariyama
    I-I'm sorry, Senpai.
[14:30] Noda
    Well, you brought some today, didn't you?
[14:33] Imaharhiyama
    U-Um...
[14:34] Seto
    What? You didn't bring any again today?
[14:37] Imahariyama
    I-I'm sorry!
[14:39] Imahariyama
    But I don't have any allowance left...
[14:42] Imahariyama
    I'm sure I'll get more at New Year's.
[14:44] Kamata
    What? But we're going to karaoke today.
[14:48] Imahariyama
    I-I'm not sure what to say...
[14:49] Yuna
    So she's being threatened by upperclassmen.
[14:51] Yuna
    That's the worst.
[14:53] Noda
    I guess we'll have to teach you
    a lesson... as your senpais.
[14:57] Imahariyama
    Please forgive me. Please.
[15:00] Kamata
    Oh, come on. Don't cry.
[15:02] Kamata
    You're making it seem
    like we're bullying you.
[15:04] Seto
    Well, let's go to the counseling room.
[15:06] Noda
    By that, we mean the bathroom.
[15:08] Seto
    Which one should we use?
    The third floor again?
[15:11] Noda
    But someone was in there yesterday.
[15:13] Kamata
    I'm sure they don't have to crap
     two days in a row.
[15:20] Seto
    All right, third floor bathroom it is.
[15:22] Yuna
    Oh, Imahariyama-san!
[15:24] Imahariyama
    Huh?
[15:25] Yuna
    There you are. I've been looking for you.
[15:28] Imahariyama
    Um... Naganawa-san?
[15:30] Yuna
    The teacher wants you.
[15:32] Yuna
    And is pretty angry, too.
[15:34] Yuna
    You should definitely hurry.
[15:36] Imahariyama
    R-Right. Thanks...
[15:42] Imahariyama
    Did you just save me?
[15:44] Yuna
    Yeah, kinda.
[15:45] Imahariyama
    Um... But why?
[15:47] Yuna
    Just because.
[15:49] Yuna
    More importantly, what's their deal?
    They're second-years, aren't they?
[15:53] Imahariyama
    This doesn't concern you, Naganawa-san.
[15:56] Yuna
    Is there a reason you want
    to keep this a secret?
[15:59] Imahariyama
    They're my senpais on the basketball team.
[16:02] Imahariyama
    They started bullying me when I got
     chosen as a regular over them.
[16:09] Imahariyama
    Then it just kept getting worse...
[16:12] Imahariyama
    If this becomes a huge deal, we might not
    be able to compete in the winter tournament.
[16:17] Imahariyama
    So please, don't tell any teachers.
[16:20] Yuna
    Do your other teammates
    know that you're being bullied?
[16:24] Imahariyama
    I'm sure they suspect something is going on.
[16:27] Yuna
    I see. What lovely teammates.
[16:32] Yuna
    If you're really okay with how things
    are right now, I won't do anything.
[16:36] Yuna
    But if you do want to do something,
     I'll help you.
[16:41] Imahariyama
    Help me how?
[16:42] Yuna
    Well, we can ask a lawyer to help gather
    some evidence to send to the police.
[16:42] Sign
    Please conserve water
[16:46] Imahariyama
    The police?!
[16:48] Yuna
    I mean, all a teacher's gonna do
    is maybe give them a warning.
[16:52] Yuna
    We need to get some solid evidence
    and then have the lawyer
[16:55] Yuna
    send some documents via certified mail.
[16:58] Imahariyama
    How do I get evidence, though?
[17:01] Yuna
    Are there any messages on your phone,
    like them asking for money?
[17:05] Imahariyama
    Nothing that brazen, I don't think.
[17:08] Yuna
    Hmm, in that case, I guess we'll
    have to gather some new evidence.
[17:13] Imahariyama
    Hey... will gathering evidence and asking
    a lawyer for help really end the bullying?
[17:19] Yuna
    It worked for me, at least.
[17:23] Yuna
    I mean, even if the bullying ends,
    it's not like everything goes back to normal.
[17:28] Yuna
    And I don't know what'll
    happen with your team.
[17:33] Imahariyama
    Naganawa-san... please help me!
[17:43] Yuna
    It's cheap, but...
[17:49] Sign
    Kama
[17:49] Sign
    Now
[17:49] Sign
    You're late
[17:54] Kamata
    What? There's only 3,000 yen here.
[17:58] Kamata
    I told you to bring some 10,000 yen bills.
[18:00] Imahariyama
    U-Um, Kamata-senpai,
    Seto-senpai, Noda-senpai...
[18:00] Sign
    The roof is
    off limits
[18:05] Kamata
    What?
[18:06] Imahariyama
    Please let this be the last time...
[18:08] Imahariyama
    you take money from me!
[18:10] Kamata
    What? Could you not make it
    sound like we're robbing you?
[18:15] Imahariyama
    B-But this is nothing more than extortion!
[18:17] Noda
    What? Who do you think you are?
[18:21] Noda
    I guess we need to teach
    you a lesson after all.
[18:27] Imahariyama
    It's the team captain. Might be urgent.
[18:30] Kamata
    Tch. Don't you dare tell her we're with you.
[18:33] Imahariyama
    R-Right.
[18:35] Imahariyama
    Hello?
[18:36] Yuna
    The footage we got is perfect. Good work.
[18:40] Imahariyama
    Oh, really?
[18:41] Yuna
    Yeah.
[18:42] Imahariyama
    S-Sorry, I forgot.
[18:45] Yuna
    Let's meet up in the bathroom.
[18:47] Imahariyama
    All right. I'll be right there.
[18:50] Imahariyama
    Please excuse me!
[18:54] Sign
    Let's keep the toilets clean.
[18:55] Yuna
    Good work.
[18:57] Imahariyama
    Thanks...
[18:58] Yuna
    Okay, I'll send you the video.
[18:58] Sign
    Please conserve water
[19:00] Imahariyama
    Okay.
[19:03] Yuna
    It's up to you what you do with that evidence.
[19:05] Sign
    Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:06] Yuna
    You can show a teacher, get a lawyer,
     or take it to the police.
[19:10] Yuna
    Consider your options carefully.
[19:12] Imahariyama
    Yeah, I will.
[19:15] Yuna
    Okay, I'm gonna go grab the camera.
[19:15] Sign
    Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:18] Imahariyama
    Thank you so much.
    You're amazing, Naganawa-san.
[19:22] Yuna
    How so?
[19:23] Imahariyama
    You're just like a detective.
[19:23] Sign
    Let's keep the toilets clean.
[19:26] Yuna
    N-Not really. Actual detectives
    are way more amazing...
[19:32] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[19:32] Sign
    RAICHO
[19:33] Sosuke
    Thanks for coming by.
[19:36] Sosuke
    She's been getting really lonely lately
    since she hasn't been able to see you.
[19:40] Yuna
    Really?
[19:41] Sara
    I-I wasn't particularly lonely!
[19:44] Sosuke
    Oh, really?
[19:45] Sosuke
    "Yuna's replies have been so cold lately."
    Pretty sure I heard you say that.
[19:50] Sara
    D-Do not spread such malicious lies!
    I haven't said anything of the sort!
[19:55] Sosuke
    You totally did.
[19:56] Sara
    What? At what hour, minute,
    and second did I say that?
[19:59] Sara
    If you insist that I said that, I want proof!
[20:02] Yuna
    Huh. So I guess you were lonely
    not being able to see me.
[20:07] Sara
    Well... I was worried that
    I may have angered you.
[20:12] Sosuke
    Yeah, anyone would get mad if you
[20:14] Sosuke
    suddenly broke a promise
     like going to middle school together.
[20:19] Yuna
    You don't have to worry about that anymore.
[20:21] Yuna
    I know you didn't mean
    anything malicious by it.
[20:24] Sara
    Really?!
[20:25] Yuna
    Yeah.
[20:26] Sara
    Oh, thank goodness!
[20:28] Sara
    Honestly, we could have just lied
    about my age so I could go to middle school,
[20:32] Sara
    but I chose not to so I could
    receive the title "Grade School Detective."
[20:36] Sara
    I'm so glad you understand, though.
[20:39] Yuna
    Wait a minute, damn it.
[20:40] Sosuke
    Well, it's certainly true that
    she considers you a dear friend.
[20:45] Sosuke
    I hope you'll continue being friends.
[20:47] Yuna
    Oh, actually, I'm not here to see Sara today.
[20:51] Yuna
    Um, Kaburaya... Kusanagi-san?
[20:54] Sosuke
    You can just call me whatever's easiest.
[20:56] Yuna
    Okay, Mister.
[20:57] Sosuke
    M-Mister—
[20:59] Yuna
    How do you become a detective?
[21:01] Sara
    Oh? You wish to become
    a detective too, Yuna?
[21:05] Yuna
    Not exactly. I'm just curious
     about them right now.
[21:08] Yuna
    Something happened at school.
[21:10] Sara
    Don't tell me you're getting bullied again!
[21:13] Yuna
    No.
[21:16] Yuna
    I saved a classmate who was getting bullied.
[21:19] Yuna
    So I did what you showed me before.
[21:22] Sara
    Well done, Yuna.
[21:25] Sosuke
    This is some pretty solid evidence.
[21:26] Yuna
    The thing is... I had a lot of fun.
[21:30] Yuna
    I got all excited when I was tailing them
     and when I was hiding the camera.
[21:34] Yuna
    That was more compelling than any
    desire I had to help my classmate.
[21:40] Yuna
    Maybe that's wrong. Is it bad that I want
     to become a detective because of it?
[21:45] Sosuke
    No, I don't think so.
[21:48] Yuna
    Really?
[21:49] Sosuke
    Yeah. At my former agency, the reason
    most people wanted to become detectives
[21:54] Sosuke
    was "because it seemed fun."
[21:56] Sara
    Indeed. Though detectives work for justice,
     nothing beats having a fun job.
[22:02] Yuna
    I see...
[22:04] Yuna
    So I can pursue this because it's fun.
[22:09] Yuna
    Thanks, Mister!
[22:11] Yuna
    I'm going to become a
    detective in the future!
[23:50] Sign
    I swear, as Sara Kusanagi-sama's loyal retainer, that I will serve
    her faithfully. Also, may we have a plentiful crop again this year.
    -Yayoi Yasunaga
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Livia
    This machine is calling me!
[23:57] Livia
    Let us fight fair and square!
[23:59] Livia
    Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
    all those exciting visuals are playing!
[24:05] Livia
    It hurts so much more than
    just losing regularly!

Season 1

E10 - Multiplying Princesses

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[00:02] Sara
    Come now, children. You must
    walk on the side of the road.
[00:02] Sign
    #MultiplyingPrincesses
[00:06] Boy B and C
    Okay.
[00:07] Sara
    Splendid. What a decorous response.
[00:09] Yume
    Hey, hey.
[00:10] Sign
    Yume Mizusawa
[00:11] Yume
    How come you talk so funny, lady?
[00:14] Sara
    This manner of speech
    is somewhat like my dialect.
[00:17] Yume
    What's a dialect?
[00:19] Sara
    A dialect is normally a linguistic
    system specific to a certain region
[00:24] Sara
    that differs from the standard language.
[00:27] Sara
    But beyond that, there are social dialects
[00:31] Sara
    that exist within the same community
[00:33] Sara
    and change based on your part
     of said community.
[00:36] Sara
    The way I speak is essentially a hybrid
    of a local and social dialect.
[00:41] Sara
    Do you understand now?
[00:42] Yume
    Nope!
[00:44] Yume
    Why do you keep calling yourself "warawa"?
[00:47] Sara
    "Warawa" is a first-person pronoun,
    like how others use "boku" and "watashi."
[00:52] Sara
    This is top secret,
    but I happen to be a princess.
[00:57] Yume
    What?!
[00:58] Sara
    And princesses use "warawa"
    when they refer to themselves!
[01:02] Yume
    So I should use it too?
[01:03] Sara
    Oh? How did you arrive at that conclusion?
[01:05] Yume
    Because my mommy and daddy
    always call me their princess!
[01:12] Sara
    My, your parents say lovely things.
[01:15] Sara
    All girls are indeed princesses.
    We should all use "warawa"!
[01:19] Yume
    Okay, then I'm gonna use "warawa" now!
[01:21] Sara
    Very good. Warawa to your heart's content.
[01:23] Girl A
    Hey, hey, what's "warawa"?
[01:26] Yume
    Apparently it's what all girls
    are supposed to call themselves.
[01:29] Yume
    So warawa am warawa!
[01:32] Girl A
    Wow!
[01:33] Girl B
    Does that mean I should use it too?
[01:35] Yume
    Yeah, you should!
[01:37] Girl A
    Then I'm gonna use "warawa" starting today!
[01:39] Girl C
    Me too!
[01:39] Sara
    My goodness. Children are
    just so impressionable.
[01:40] Girls
    Warawa! Warawa!
[03:14] Sign
    #GamblerLadyKnight
[03:16] Noa
    So this is what your skin feels like...
[03:19] Noa
    I am so unworthy!
[03:21] Noa
    Thank you for blessing me.
    Thank you for blessing me.
[03:21] Livia
    Noa-dono?
[03:23] Livia
    Er... what purpose does this serve?
[03:28] Noa
    We are in the final stages
    of creating your statue,
[03:31] Noa
    therefore we cannot rely on machines.
    We need the delicate touch of human hands.
[03:35] Noa
    Which means that I must ingrain
    the feel of your skin into my fingers.
[03:42] Livia
    I see. When will the dolls be completed?
[03:47] Noa
    I-I believe I can come up with a
    prototype in about three days.
[03:51] Livia
    Brilliant. We'll make it
     in time for Christmas.
[03:55] Livia
    Could I perchance have one of the
    dolls when they are complete?
[03:59] Noa
    Of course. Do you have plans on Christmas?
[04:04] Livia
    I heard it's customary in this nation
    to give a present to someone special to you.
[04:10] Livia
    So I'd like to give my doll as my gift.
[04:13] Noa
    A-And who is your special someone?
[04:15] Livia
    That would be my master.
[04:17] Noa
    Our savior's master?!
[04:19] Noa
    Doesn't that mean they are essentially a god?
[04:22] Noa
    Has the divine descended on our
    world in the present age?
[04:25] Livia
    As I keep trying to tell you, I'm no savior.
[04:29] Livia
    I came to this world with my master,
    serving as an attendant.
[04:34] Noa
    Oh, I see.
[04:36] Livia
    Even while I'm here in this world,
    it is my duty to protect the princess.
[04:41] Noa
    Princess? So your master is a woman?
[04:45] Livia
    Yes.
[04:45] Noa
    How old is she?
[04:47] Livia
    I believe thirteen or so.
[04:48] Noa
    Thirteen...
[04:50] Noa
    And where is she right now? Do you not
    need to be by her side to protect her?
[04:56] Livia
    My princess is so capable
    that I cannot compare!
[05:00] Livia
    She's already used her abilities
    to find her place in this world.
[05:05] Livia
    With how low I've fallen, I have
    no right to serve her as I am now.
[05:10] Noa
    Please don't say such things, Livia-sama.
[05:14] Noa
    You have already saved me
    just by being by my side.
[05:20] Livia
    I'm glad to hear that!
[05:23] Livia
    A-Also, that tickles a bit...
[05:26] Noa
    Now, Livia-sama, let us continue
    getting your measurements!
[05:29] Noa
    I need the minutest of details
     from top to bottom.
[05:31] Livia
    Er, um, maybe not there—
[05:33] Noa
    Oh, no! I am recreating the
    precious figure of our savior!
[05:37] Noa
    I cannot allow even the
    smallest of compromises!
[05:39] Livia
    U-U-Um, I... Uh...
[05:48] Sign
    Temp
[05:48] Sign
    Humidity
[05:48] Noa
    By the way, Livia-sama, isn't it about
    time for you to go play pachinko?
[05:52] Livia
    Oh, you're right!
[05:54] Noa
    Here are your war funds for the day.
[05:56] Livia
    Thank you very much.
[05:59] Livia
    I shall now be heading out.
[06:01] Noa
    Godspeed, Livia-sama!
[06:07] Livia
    I must find a machine that
    will allow me to win.
[06:09] (Flashback) Kurinohara
    Once you become a seasoned gambler,
[06:12] (Flashback) Kurinohara
    you can actually hear the
    machines talk to you.
[06:14] (Flashback) Livia
    They speak to you?
[06:16] (Flashback) Kurinohara
    Exactly! The voice within the
    machines beckons you!
[06:20] (Flashback) Kurinohara
    "Play me," they say!
[06:36] Livia
    This machine is calling me!
[06:38] Livia
    Let us fight fair and square!
[06:55] Livia
    Again, I'd like to refrain from losing when
    all those exciting visuals are playing!
[07:01] Livia
    It hurts so much more than
    just losing regularly!
[07:01] Sign
    Famous Gifu Tanmen
    Gifu Flagship Shop
[07:01] Sign
    "When you think of Gifu..."
[07:01] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[07:01] Sign
    Gifu Flagship Store
[07:07] Takeo
    Heya, Livia-chan.
[07:09] Takeo
    You seem irritated.
[07:10] Livia
    Takeo-dono!
[07:12] Livia
    How dare you deceive me last time!
[07:14] Takeo
    What do you mean?
[07:16] Livia
    The part-time job from the other day!
[07:18] Livia
    How dare you lead me down the path
    of becoming an evil reseller?!
[07:24] Takeo
    What? There's nothing bad about reselling.
[07:27] Takeo
    It's not against the law or anything.
[07:29] Livia
    E-Either way, I will never fall
    for any of your tricks again!
[07:34] Takeo
    Yeah, okay.
[07:36] Takeo
    By the way, Livia-chan,
    what are you up to these days?
[07:40] Livia
    I-I'm helping with some product development
    for a certain organization...
[07:45] Takeo
    Wow, sounds like you're doing great!
[07:47] Takeo
    So what's got you so irritated?
[07:49] Livia
    I'm not. I just suffered
    a minor defeat at pachinko.
[07:52] Takeo
    Oh, is that all? Well, pachinko
    is all about luck, after all.
[07:57] Livia
    All about luck... you say?
[07:59] Livia
    But Kurinohara-dono said seasoned gamblers
[08:02] Livia
    can tell which machines will allow you to win.
[08:05] Takeo
    If he could actually tell winning machines,
    he wouldn't be homeless right now.
[08:09] Livia
    A-A valid point!
[08:10] Takeo
    Pachinko is all about enjoying
     the bells and whistles.
[08:13] Takeo
    Winning and losing come second.
[08:15] Livia
    I-I see...
[08:17] Takeo
    If you want to be a real gambler,
     you gotta get into horse or bike racing.
[08:21] Livia
    Oh? Horse racing, you say?
[08:21] Sign
    Off-Site Sales in Operation
[08:21] Sign
    Kasamatsu Racetrack
[08:26] Livia
    As a true warrior, I can tell which
    horse is the best at a mere glance!
[08:33] Livia
    Noa-dono, today is finally the
    day I pay you back double!
[08:37] Announcer
    Thank you for coming to our racetrack today.
[08:38] Livia
    No, not this one...
[08:40] Livia
    Not this one either.
[08:42] Announcer
    Tomorrow, we will be opening
    our doors at 10 AM,
[08:42] Livia
    Main race 3-4? No. If I can at least
    find a 5-8 from the last race...
[08:46] Announcer
    and the first race sales will begin at 10:50.
[08:48] Noa
    How did it go, Livia-sama?
[08:49] Announcer
    The first race starts at 11:50.
[08:51] Livia
    Noa-dono... What are you doing here?
[08:53] Announcer
    We await your next visit.
[08:54] Noa
    The first sample of the Livia-sama
    doll is finally complete,
[08:58] Noa
    so I wanted to let you know immediately.
[09:00] Livia
    Oh, I see! Thank you for coming
    all this way, Noa-dono!
[09:04] Livia
    Meanwhile, look at me...
[09:07] Noa
    I take it the results were not favorable.
[09:10] Livia
    If only... If only I were able
    to actually ride the horse!
[09:14] Livia
    I could even lead a pack horse to victory!
[09:17] Noa
    Livia-sama, they say that victory
    depends on the day's luck.
[09:20] Noa
    If you lose, you must simply try again!
[09:23] Noa
    I'd be happy to provide you
    with all the war funds you need.
[09:27] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[09:28] Livia
    You're right.
[09:29] Livia
    There should be an opportunity
    to turn the tables if I don't give up!
[09:32] Noa
    That's the spirit, Livia-sama!
[09:34] Noa
    All right! Next, I shall try
    my hand at the bike races!
[09:38] Noa
    Please do your best, Livia-sama!
[09:41] Livia
    I shall!
[09:42] Sign
    Gambler
[09:44] Sign
    Gambler
[09:46] Sign
    #FriendshipBetweenGirls(LOL)
[09:47] Brenda
    You'll be investigating Koki Aida,
    a 36-year-old salaryman.
[09:52] Brenda
    He apparently had a very sudden weekend
    business trip to Shizuoka come up,
[09:56] Brenda
    and there's a high probability
    it's a rendezvous with his lover.
[09:59] Sosuke
    I see.
[10:03] Brenda
    By the way, I see that girl
     isn't with you today.
[10:07] Sosuke
    Yeah, Sara's going to school now.
[10:10] Brenda
    School? She was able to attend?
[10:12] Sosuke
    Er, well... yes.
[10:15] Brenda
    Sosuke-kun, don't tell me you did it.
[10:18] Sosuke
    Did what?
[10:20] Brenda
    Forged her family register, obviously.
[10:23] Sosuke
    Of course I'd never do that.
[10:26] Sosuke
    Sara's actually my child,
    so I just got her one normally.
[10:31] Brenda
    She's your child?!
[10:33] Sosuke
    Yeah, so back in high school...
[10:37] Sosuke
    And there you have it.
[10:38] Brenda
    Really?
[10:39] Sosuke
    R-Really!
[10:42] Sosuke
    I was even able to get her birth certificate.
[10:45] Brenda
    I'm well aware you can forge
    all kinds of documents
[10:48] Brenda
    so long as you know where to go.
[10:50] Brenda
    But that's not the point here.
[10:54] Brenda
    The point is that Sosuke
    now legally has a child!
[10:59] Brenda
    That means if I were to marry Sosuke-kun,
[11:02] Brenda
    I'd be that little girl's mother!
[11:07] Sara
    I look forward to our
    future together, Mother.
[11:10] Sara
    Wh-What should I do?!
[11:14] Sosuke
    Anyway, I'll be going now.
[11:18] Brenda
    This is definitely an issue.
[11:21] Tateyama
    No, I actually believe this is your chance.
[11:23] Brenda
    My chance?
[11:25] Tateyama
    If you continue to indirectly
     provide for Kaburaya-sama
[11:27] Tateyama
    by issuing him unnecessary investigations,
[11:31] Tateyama
    you're basically just
    waiting for another woman
[11:33] Tateyama
    to steal him from right under your nose.
[11:36] Tateyama
    Now that there's been a significant change
    in Kaburaya-sama's life,
[11:41] Tateyama
    I believe this is the ideal opportunity
    to take a gamble.
[11:46] Brenda
    I have a few comments about how
    you worded that, but whatever.
[11:50] Brenda
    Tell me more.
[11:52] Tateyama
    I believe that, up until this point,
[11:55] Tateyama
    Kaburaya-sama had no strong interest
    in getting married or even romance.
[11:59] Brenda
    You're right.
[12:00] Brenda
    He's mentioned that he's seen
     so much cheating and adultery
[12:03] Brenda
    that he can't even think
    about being in a relationship.
[12:07] Brenda
    What is it?
[12:08] Tateyama
    Nothing. But now that he has a child,
     that should change things.
[12:13] Tateyama
    If he'll be supporting her
     for a number of years,
[12:14] Sign
    Various Life Expenses
[12:16] Tateyama
    it's going to impact his finances greatly.
[12:18] Tateyama
    I'm sure that Kaburaya-sama is looking for
    someone who can help with the household.
[12:22] Tateyama
    Besides that, the life of a
    detective is rather unpredictable,
[12:26] Tateyama
    so he'll probably need someone
    else to look after the child.
[12:30] Tateyama
    Which means...
[12:31] Brenda
    Which means?
[12:32] Tateyama
    Since you are, in contrast,
[12:33] Tateyama
    a lawyer with high earnings
    and quite some time on your hands,
[12:37] Tateyama
    you would be prime real estate
    for Kaburaya-sama right now.
[12:41] Brenda
    I-I see...
[12:43] Brenda
    But you make it sound like
[12:45] Brenda
    he's just going to marry me
    out of necessity and self-interest.
[12:48] Brenda
    Personally, I would like
    to be loved for my charms...
[12:53] Tateyama
    Tch.
[12:54] Brenda
    I heard that, you know.
[12:55] Tateyama
    You heard nothing, my lady.
[12:57] Tateyama
    Not to mention that you are a corrupt,
[12:59] Tateyama
    physically child-like lawyer
    who loves to tear families apart.
[13:02] Tateyama
    There is no way that a poor,
     naive detective like Kaburaya-sama
[13:06] Tateyama
    will ever find anything personally
    charming about you.
[13:10] Tateyama
    Did that get through to you, my lady?
[13:12] Tateyama
    If you want to make Kaburaya-sama yours,
[13:14] Tateyama
    you'll have to use your faculties
    as a lawyer to the fullest
[13:18] Tateyama
    and capitalize on his needs.
[13:21] Brenda
    Okay, I'll give it a try.
[13:25] Sign
    The Next Week
[13:26] Brenda
    This is a rather famous
    hot spring inn, isn't it?
[13:30] Sosuke
    I staked out the whole night,
    but that's the only photo I could get.
[13:34] Brenda
    This is plenty of evidence, though.
[13:38] Brenda
    A hot spring inn?
[13:42] Brenda
    Sosuke-kun and I could...
[13:48] Brenda
    This is my first time, so be gentle.
[13:53] Sara
    I look forward to our
    future together, Mother.
[13:56] Sosuke
    Is something wrong?!
[13:58] Brenda
    N-No, I'm fine.
[14:00] Brenda
    Things were going so well, too...
[14:02] Brenda
    By the way, did Sara-chan
    accompany you on this case?
[14:06] Sosuke
    Oh, no. I had her spend
    the night at a friend's house.
[14:10] Sosuke
    Remember Yuna Naganawa,
    the bullied girl who
[14:12] Sosuke
    I asked you to send some certified mail for?
[14:15] Sosuke
    She and Sara are good friends.
[14:17] Brenda
    I see. But you can't have her
    stay with a friend
[14:20] Brenda
    every time you have to work late nights.
[14:22] Sosuke
    Yeah, I guess you have a point.
[14:24] Brenda
    Don't you need someone who'll stay at home
    to take care of your daughter?
[14:29] Brenda
    For example...
[14:31] Brenda
    You know, a mother figure.
[14:34] Sosuke
    True. Having a mother around would
    probably be better for Sara, too.
[14:39] Sosuke
    But there's nothing I can do if
    I can't find anyone to marry me.
[14:42] Brenda
    Well, if you try looking,
    you might find someone immediately.
[14:46] Sosuke
    Nah, that's not happening.
[14:48] Sosuke
    I guarantee you, 10 billion percent,
    that no woman would ever
[14:50] Sosuke
    marry a poor detective with a kid like me.
[14:52] Brenda
    You never know!
[14:54] Brenda
    You might find some prime real estate
[14:56] Brenda
    that's financially stable and able
    to take care of your daughter...
[14:59] Brenda
    She might even be right under your nose.
[15:04] Sosuke
    Man, things would be so easy
     if that were true.
[15:06] Sosuke
    But Sara and I are making things work for now.
[15:10] Sosuke
    She's got a good head on her shoulders,
    so leaving her home alone isn't an issue.
[15:14] Brenda
    I-I see...
[15:16] Brenda
    Well, here's your pay for this assignment.
[15:19] Sosuke
    Thanks.
[15:20] Sosuke
    Hmm?
[15:23] Sosuke
    Isn't this a bit much?
[15:25] Brenda
    I've included a little gratuity
    since you're always helping me out.
[15:29] Brenda
    Consider it a special bonus.
[15:31] Sosuke
    Is this because you're concerned for me?
[15:33] Sosuke
    In that case, I don't need it.
[15:36] Sosuke
    I'm not actually strapped for cash right now.
[15:38] Brenda
    You liar. That's not possible.
[15:40] Sosuke
    No, I'm dead serious. Sara's been
    winning big at the horse races.
[15:45] Sign
    Monthly Earnings
[15:45] Sign
    Sara
[15:45] Sign
    Sosuke
[15:45] Sosuke
    Honestly, Sara's made more
    this month than I have.
[15:47] Sosuke BG
    Wh-Whoa...
[15:49] Brenda
    You're letting your child
     bet on horse races?!
[15:52] Sosuke
    J-Just so we're clear,
    I'm the one buying the tickets.
[15:55] Brenda
    Even so, introducing her
    to gambling as a child...
[15:58] Sosuke
    I honestly thought the same thing,
[16:01] Sosuke
    but making her quit when she's
    on a hot streak feels wrong too.
[16:05] Sosuke
    It's like she's betting
     in a fundamentally reliable way,
[16:08] Sosuke
    but her judgment when it really
    comes down to it is insanely good.
[16:14] Brenda
    A-Anyway, just humbly accept this money!
[16:18] Brenda
    I'm a lawyer, and I'm rich!
[16:21] Brenda
    I'm nothing like you, you poor detective!
[16:24] Sosuke
    Well, I guess I'll take it if you insist,
[16:27] Sosuke
    but flaunting your wealth
     like that is pretty uncouth.
[16:30] Brenda
    U-Un...
[16:31] Sosuke
    Welp, I'll be on my way.
[16:39] Tateyama
    I must say, you are absolutely
    awful at selling yourself.
[16:42] Brenda
    Stop! I don't want to hear any of it!
[16:45] Brenda
    He called me uncouth...
[16:47] Brenda
    Does he hate me now?
[16:50] Tateyama
    It did seem as though his feelings were hurt,
[16:52] Tateyama
    but Kaburaya-sama is not
    so myopic as to despise you over this.
[16:56] Brenda
    Y-You're right.
[16:58] Tateyama
    On that note, it was quite a surprise that
    Kaburaya-sama is not in financial peril.
[17:04] Tateyama
    We can no longer flex
    your one strength, my lady.
[17:07] Brenda
    Which means I'll just have
    to charm him with my personality.
[17:10] Tateyama
    Well? Do you even have any charms?
[17:12] Brenda
    W-Well, I'll start working on them right now!
[17:15] Brenda
    Anyway, enough talk for now.
[17:17] Brenda
    Contact Aida-san immediately.
[17:20] Brenda
    We shall prepare to send
    this cheating husband to hell.
[17:28] Sign
    The Next Day
[17:28] Brenda
    You took longer than usual this time,
    Haruka-chan.
[17:31] Neya
    Yes, well... Apparently, I wasn't his type.
[17:37] Brenda
    Still, I'm impressed you made the honey trap
     work in the end nonetheless.
[17:42] Neya
    Thanks.
[17:44] Brenda
    Say...
[17:46] Brenda
    Do you mind if I ask how I
    can be more desirable, like you?
[17:49] Neya
    You want to be more desirable, Aisaki-sensei?
[17:53] Brenda
    Well, I happen to be in love.
[17:56] Neya
    I see. What's he like?
[17:59] Brenda
    Well, let's see...
[18:01] Brenda
    He's pretty normal, I think.
    He's like any other guy.
[18:05] Neya
    How old is he?
[18:07] Brenda
    Around thirty.
[18:08] Neya
    What are his hobbies or favorite foods?
[18:10] Brenda
    No idea.
[18:11] Neya
    Is he single?
[18:12] Brenda
    Well, of course!
[18:13] Neya
    What does he do?
[18:15] Brenda
    He's a normal salaryman, I believe...
[18:17] Neya
    Hmm...
[18:19] Neya
    If you want someone that
    normal to fall for you,
[18:21] Neya
    I think just pursuing him
    normally would be best.
[18:24] Brenda
    And what do you mean by
    "pursuing him normally"?
[18:27] Neya
    Well, the method I often use is touching them.
[18:31] Brenda
    Touching them?
[18:33] Neya
    Well...
[18:36] Neya
    I'll sit next to them wherever we go,
    then subtly and naturally...
[18:42] Neya
    Oh dear, I think I might be a bit drunk...
[18:47] Brenda
    I-I see! You just made my heart skip a beat
    even though I'm a woman.
[18:52] Neya
    This method works perfectly on most men.
[18:56] Neya
    You can also loosen your collar and
    let him get a glimpse of your cleav—
[19:02] Neya
    Er, yeah, maybe you can cook for him?
[19:05] Brenda
    I appreciate the consideration.
[19:06] Brenda
    But I've never cooked before.
[19:11] Neya
    Well, you can start learning now.
[19:13] Neya
    Does he normally cook for himself?
[19:16] Brenda
    Well, he fixes his own meals,
[19:18] Brenda
    but it's mostly hot pot
     and instant noodles.
[19:21] Neya
    Hmm...
[19:22] Neya
    In that case, you should go
    with classic meat and potatoes.
[19:26] Neya
    It's not at all hard to make,
[19:28] Neya
    but they always think it's a huge deal.
[19:32] Neya
    It's the best dish to ensure
     a glowing response from guys.
[19:36] Brenda
    I see.
[19:38] Brenda
    Tateyama, can you make meat and potatoes?
[19:41] Tateyama
    No. I don't cook at all either.
[19:43] Neya
    That's surprising. You look like
    you can do anything, Tateyama-san.
[19:47] Tateyama
    Well, my boyfriend doesn't
    consume food, so...
[19:51] Brenda
    Don't worry about it.
[19:53] Brenda
    More importantly, Haruka-chan...
[19:55] Brenda
    I know that this is forward,
[19:57] Brenda
    but would you mind teaching me
    how to make meat and potatoes?
[20:01] Neya
    Sure! When would you like to do it?
[20:03] Brenda
    In that case, how about right now?
[20:07] Neya
    I don't have other plans today,
    so that's fine with me.
[20:17] Neya
    I wonder if this is what it will be like if
[20:19] Neya
    I marry Senpai and Sara-chan
    becomes my daughter.
[20:22] Neya
    Maybe it won't be so bad after all.
[20:29] Neya
    Yeah, this is pretty good for your first try.
[20:35] Brenda
    But it certainly isn't fit
     to serve someone yet...
[20:39] Neya
    Actually, you can tell
     that you worked hard on it,
[20:42] Neya
    so it might make them happy.
[20:44] Brenda
    Y-You think so?
[20:46] Brenda
    Haruka-chan, thanks for everything today.
[20:49] Brenda
    Would you mind teaching me
    how to cook more sometime?
[20:54] Neya
    I'd be happy to! I'd love
    to learn more recipes myself.
[20:58] Neya
    Let's both get better together.
[21:00] Brenda
    Yes, I look forward to it.
[21:03] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[21:04] Sosuke
    Coming!
[21:07] Sosuke
    Oh, hey. Welcome.
[21:09] Sosuke
    Sara's inside.
[21:10] Yuna
    Um, Mister...
[21:13] Yuna
    Here.
[21:17] Brenda
    These are the documents for the new case.
[21:19] Sosuke
    Thanks.
[21:23] Sosuke
    Welp...
[21:24] Brenda
    W-Wait.
[21:26] Brenda
    I-It's almost lunchtime, isn't it?
[21:28] Brenda
    I happened to make too much food.
[21:31] Brenda
    Would you take some of it off my hands?
[21:33] Sosuke
    Wow, I didn't know you cooked, Brenda-san.
[21:36] Brenda
    W-Well, sometimes...
[21:39] Sosuke
    So, what did you make?
[21:42] Brenda
    Meat and potatoes.
[21:44] Sosuke
    Ah... Sorry, I actually have way too much
    of that at home right now.
[21:49] Brenda
    Huh?! You made some too, Sosuke-kun?
[21:51] Sosuke
    No. Remember that Yuna girl
    I mentioned the other day?
[21:55] (Flashback) Sara
    Ooh, so this is meat and potatoes?
[21:57] (Flashback) Yuna
    Since you said you'd never had it, Sara.
[22:00] (Flashback) Sara
    You actually made this for me?
[22:03] (Flashback) Sara
    Nothing beats having a best friend!
[22:06] Brenda
    For reference, how did her
    meat and potatoes taste?
[22:10] Sosuke
    They were stupidly good.
[22:12] Brenda
    Huh... I-I see.
[22:15] Sosuke
    She lives alone with her mom,
    so Yuna apparently does all the cooking.
[22:18] Sosuke
    She's just a middle schooler,
    but her skills are really impressive.
[22:21] Sosuke
    Before I knew it,
    I was already asking for seconds...
[23:50] Sign
    I (warawa) will wear pigtails!
    -Yume Mizusawa
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:55] Sara
    The seventh princess,
    Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
[23:58] Sara
    Therefore, Livia, live your life
    as you please in this world.
[24:03] Sara
    I'm proud to have had someone
    as loyal as you serve at my side.
[24:07] Livia
    You humble me with your words.

Season 1

E11 - Christmas in Gifu

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[00:00] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:00] Sara
    Hngh...
[00:00] Sign
    #ChristmasINGifu
[00:02] Sara
    I've eaten too much...
[00:06] Sign
    Christmas Party
[00:06] Sign
    1. Opening words
    2. Team 1's presentation
    3. Team 2's presentation
[00:06] Sign
    4. Games for everyone
    5. Gift exchange
    6. Closing words
[00:07] Sign
    12 PM Class 6-2's Christmas Party
[00:11] (Flashback) Okumura
    Kusanagi-san, please accept my glucose!
[00:15] Miyazaki
    You can have my protein!
[00:16] Sign
    In America, they eat cookies on Christmas
    in the shapes of stars and snowmen.
[00:16] Konta
    I speak English very, very, very good!
[00:18] (Flashback) Iino
    H-Here...
[00:20] (Flashback) Sara
    Indeed. No objections.
[00:22] Sign
    2 PM Children's Organization Christmas Event
[00:27] (Flashback) Mizusawa Yume
    Sara-sama, I (warawa) want you
    to have my sweets!
[00:30] (Flashback) Child A
    I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:30] (Flashback) Child B
    I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:31] (Flashback) Child C
    I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:33] (Flashback) Sara
    Indeed. No objections.
[00:33] ETC
    I (warawa) want you to have this!
[00:36] Sign
    4 PM Yasunaga Family Christmas Party
[00:38] (Flashback) Yayoi
    Welcome to my home, Sara-sama!
[00:41] (Flashback) Yayoi
    Please sample these Christmas dishes made
     from Gifu rice to your heart's content!
[00:48] (Flashback) Sara
    I-Indeed... No objections...
[00:51] Sign
    6 PM Karaoke Cafe Raicho's Christmas Party
[00:52] (Flashback) Rinri
    Sara-chan, you can eat all you want today.
[00:57] (Flashback) Sara
    N-N-No objections...
[01:02] Sara
    But my stomach thoroughly
    objected down the line...
[01:05] Sosuke
    You overdid it.
[01:07] Sara
    'Tis one of a supreme ruler's many duties.
[01:12] Livia
    It's been so long, Princess!
[01:16] Sara
    Ah, Livia. Why are you dressed like that?
[01:19] Sara
    You'd better not have involved yourself
    in shady dealings yet again.
[01:24] Livia
    Oh, I wouldn't dream of it!
[01:25] Livia
    I've been living an honest
    and simple life since then.
[01:28] Livia
    I've brought you a Christmas
    present today, Princess!
[01:31] Sara
    A present?
[01:33] Livia
    Yes!
[01:34] Sara
    Even though you're homeless?
[01:36] Livia
    Princess, I am no longer homeless.
[01:39] Sara
    So you found employment somewhere?
[01:42] Livia
    Yes!
[01:42] Livia
    I'm currently a product advisor for a
    company called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[01:48] Sosuke
    World's what now?
[01:50] Sosuke
    I feel like I've heard that before...
[01:52] Sara
    Well, no matter. It appears as though you've
    found your place in this world.
[01:56] Livia
    Yes! I promise that I will one day
    create a place where
[02:00] Livia
    you can live peacefully too, Princess.
[02:02] Sara
    Hmm? Ah, you needn't worry
    about that any longer.
[02:05] Livia
    What do you mean?
[02:06] Sara
    I have been registered in this world
     as Sosuke's daughter.
[02:11] Sara
    I'm even going to school now!
[02:14] Livia
    My word! Sosuke-dono is now your father?
[02:17] Livia
    D-Does that make Sosuke-dono the emperor...?
[02:21] Sosuke
    No.
[02:21] Sara
    Of course not.
[02:23] Sara
    I've started a new life in
    this world as Sara Kusanagi.
[02:28] Sara
    The seventh princess,
    Sara da Odin, no longer exists.
[02:31] Sara
    Therefore, Livia,
[02:33] Sara
    live your life here as you please
     rather than as my retainer.
[02:40] Livia
    Princess...
[02:41] Sara
    There is no need to be sad.
[02:43] Sara
    Even if we are no longer master and servant,
     it does not change the fact
[02:47] Sara
    that you are my one and only companion
    who came to this world from ours.
[02:56] Livia
    No matter what happens in the future,
    I will always treasure you, Princess.
[03:01] Livia
    That will never change.
[03:02] Sara
    Indeed.
[03:03] Sara
    I'm proud to have had someone
    as loyal as you serve at my side.
[03:08] Livia
    You humble me with your words.
[03:11] Sara
    Do not cry. This is not our final farewell.
[03:14] Sara
    Now then, Livia, what is this
    present you have for me?
[03:19] Livia
    Oh, right!
[03:21] Sosuke
    That's you, isn't it, Livia?
[03:24] Livia
    Why, yes!
[03:26] Livia
    Princess, please allow me to leave
    this doll by your side in my stead!
[03:34] Sara
    Uh...
[03:35] Sara
    It's so realistic that it's a bit creepy,
     but the quality is quite impressive.
[03:40] Livia
    It was personally created by the president
    of the company I work for.
[03:44] Sara
    She's even posable!
[03:49] Sara
    Spider walk! And then...
[03:51] Sara
    Comăneci! And then...
[03:53] Sara
    Sheeeh!
[03:54] Livia
    Princess, you can even
    play dress-up with her.
[03:58] Sara
    What in the world is this lineup?
[04:01] Livia
    If there are any other outfits you'd like,
     I shall ask that they be created.
[04:05] Sara
    My word. The possibilities are endless.
[04:09] Sara
    Th-This is...
[04:10] Sosuke
    Q-Quite lewd.
[04:12] Livia
    We made sure she was accurate
    down to the minutest detail!
[04:15] Sosuke
    Wait, so this is your...
[04:17] Sara
    It's creepily a bit too realistic...
[04:19] Sara
    Even her hair seems real.
[04:23] Sara
    Wait, are you telling me that this hair is...
[04:26] Livia
    Oh, did you notice? Why, yes!
    The doll actually has my hair!
[04:31] Sara
    What?!
[04:32] Sara
    Th-Then, um, uh... the hair down there is...
[04:37] Livia
    Naturally, that's mine too!
[04:39] Sara
    That's disgusting, you moron!
[04:42] Livia
    Wh-What are you doing, Princess?!
[04:44] Sara
    Don't give me that, you oaf!
[04:47] Sara
    I totally touched it, idiot!
[04:50] Sosuke
    Uh... I'm pretty sure we'll get cursed
     if we keep this in our home.
[04:54] Livia
    Th-That's so rude!
[04:57] Sara
    Get that cursed object out of here
    and leave immediately, you fool!
[05:01] Sara
    Otherwise I will eliminate
    you both here and now!
[05:05] Livia
    P-Please, anything but that...
[05:07] Livia
    This doll is the product of all
    my and Noa-dono's hard work!
[05:13] Livia
    Very well... I shall take my leave.
[05:19] Sara
    Honestly, that hack...
[05:22] Sosuke
    Oh! Now I remember!
[05:25] Sosuke
    The World's Branch Hill Clan are those people
    who came by a while back to sell me something.
[05:30] Sosuke
    The fortunetelling fraudsters.
[05:31] Sara
    So you're telling me that Livia currently
    belongs to that cult's little shill?
[05:36] Sosuke
    I mean, she said she was in
    product development, didn't she?
[05:39] Sosuke
    Are they gonna sell that thing door-to-door?
[05:41] Sara
    What in the world is she doing?
[05:44] Noa
    Livia-sama, were you able
    to deliver your present?
[05:48] Livia
    Noa-dono, please hurry
    and finish writing a song.
[05:51] Noa
    Eh?
[05:53] Livia
    I...
[05:54] Livia
    The band is all I have left.
[07:28] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[07:28] Sign
    Kaburaya
[07:29] Sosuke
    I guess your winter break ends today.
[07:33] Sosuke
    Did you do all of your homework?
[07:33] Sign
    #ThePrincessandtheAquarium
[07:35] Sara
    There's one assignment
    that's giving me trouble.
[07:39] Sosuke
    What is it?
[07:40] Sara
    An essay on memories I made over winter break.
[07:42] Sosuke
    I see...
[07:45] Sosuke
    Why don't you just write
    about your first shrine visit
[07:48] Sosuke
    or how touched you were watching the Ekiden?
[07:52] Sosuke
    If you have something to say, just say it.
[07:55] Sosuke
    I mean... we're family, after all.
[07:58] Sara
    Could you take me somewhere?
[08:01] Sosuke
    Okay. We're closing up for the day.
[08:05] Sara
    Really?!
[08:06] Sosuke
    Is there anywhere you want to go?
[08:08] Sara
    I'm so looking forward to the aquarium!
[08:11] Sosuke
    Is it that exciting?
[08:12] Sara
    Indeed! Sosuke, I would like
    to see the dolphin show!
[08:16] Sosuke
    They don't have a dolphin show.
[08:19] Sara
    What?
[08:20] Sara
    But I thought the main attractions
    at aquariums were dolphin shows.
[08:24] Sara
    Well, there are plenty
    of other fish I'd like to see.
[08:27] Sara
    Sharks, for example!
[08:28] Sosuke
    They don't have sharks either.
[08:30] Sara
    What? Then how about killer whales?
[08:32] Sosuke
    Nope.
[08:32] Sara
    Garden eels?
[08:33] Sosuke
    Nope.
[08:33] Sara
    Octopuses?
[08:34] Sosuke
    Nope.
[08:34] Sara
    Penguins?!
[08:35] Sosuke
    Nope.
[08:35] Sara
    Tuna?!
[08:36] Sosuke
    Still nope.
[08:37] Sara
    You're saying no to everything!
[08:38] Sara
    So what do they have?
[08:41] Sosuke
    The place we're heading to
    is called Aqua Toto Gifu,
[08:43] Sosuke
    and they specialize in freshwater fish.
[08:45] Sara
    Freshwater fish?
[08:47] Sign
    Mt. Dainichi
[08:47] Sosuke
    Yeah. The main exhibit is a model of
    the Nagara River, from source to mouth.
[08:48] Sign
    Nagara River
[08:51] Sign
    Ise Bay
[08:52] Sosuke
    They have fish, reptiles,
    and birds that live there.
[08:56] Sosuke
    But they have exhibits
    on more than just the Nagara.
[08:59] Sosuke
    They have ones on the Amazon River,
     Africa, and Southeast Asia.
[09:02] Sosuke
    It's the world's largest freshwater aquarium.
[09:05] Sara
    I-I see. Is that so?
[09:09] Sosuke
    Are you at least a little excited now?
[09:11] Sara
    A little...
[09:25] Lady
    Say, "Pira-pira-pirarucu!"
[09:38] Sosuke
    I wonder if people actually
    see us as family.
[09:42] Sara
    Come now, do not rush. Wait your turn!
[09:49] Sara
    Fishies, fishies, fishies!
[09:52] Sara
    Fishies are meant for eating!
[09:55] Sosuke
    Not sure that's the best song to sing
    on the way home from the aquarium.
[09:59] Sara
    I am just expressing my love for fish!
[10:01] Sara
    They're great to look at and to eat.
[10:03] Sara
    Fish are grand indeed!
[10:05] Sosuke
    All right. I guess we can hit
    a sushi place for dinner.
[10:07] Sara
    Oh?
[10:08] Sosuke
    Of the conveyor belt variety, of course.
[10:11] Sara
    What is this "conveyor belt variety"?
[10:13] Sosuke
    Oh, you don't know about conveyor belt sushi?
[10:15] Sosuke
    The sushi goes around in a circle.
[10:17] Sara
    The sushi goes around in a circle?
    What does that even mean?
[10:20] Sara
    And for what reason?
[10:22] Sosuke
    Well, you'll see soon enough.
[10:24] Sosuke
    So no looking it up on the net.
[10:27] Sara
    Very well.
[10:28] Sara
    Then I shall look forward to finding out.
[10:32] Sara
    Ooh!
[10:34] Sara
    It's going around! The sushi really is
    going around in a circle!
[10:48] Sara
    That was so fun and delicious!
[10:51] Sosuke
    So, what did you enjoy most?
[10:53] Sara
    The pudding!
[10:54] Sosuke
    That's not sushi.
[10:58] Noa
    You're the one who asked me
    to make the lyrics edgier
[11:01] Noa
    since they were too normal for you, Asumi-san!
[11:04] Puriketsu
    And now I'm saying they're
    so edgy that they're creepy!
[11:08] Puriketsu
    Why are your lyrics always either
    extremely over the top or boring, Noa-san?
[11:12] Noa
    Well, your lyrics are even
    more nonsensical, Asumi-san!
[11:16] Noa
    The incorrect English and made-up
    words are highly infuriating.
[11:20] Puriketsu
    Also, why does Livia-chan
    come up in all of your songs?
[11:24] Noa
    Well, of course Livia-sama would
    come up in songs praising her!
[11:27] Puriketsu
    Then you're only going to reach
    Livia-chan's followers!
[11:31] Noa
    I see absolutely no problem
    with that at all!
[11:33] Noa
    Eventually, all of humanity will
    become Livia-sama's followers!
[11:37] Livia
    We finally have a melody, but it seems
    we've still got a rocky road ahead.
[11:37] Puriketsu
    You warped Livia-chan believer!
[11:39] Puriketsu
    At this rate, we'll never have a major debut!
[11:42] Livia
    Ah, the shrimp is good.
[11:46] Brenda
    Apparently, a woman who's good
    at cooking lives nearby.
[11:46] Sign
    #TheWickedWomen'sChallenge
[11:51] Brenda
    And she's bringing him food
     every now and then.
[11:54] Neya
    What? And you're okay with that?
    It totally sounds like she's after him.
[11:58] Brenda
    Thankfully, it sounds like
    there's a huge age gap,
[12:02] Brenda
    so he probably won't be
     interested romantically.
[12:04] Neya
    How far apart in age are they?
[12:07] Brenda
    Um, I believe about fifteen or sixteen years?
[12:10] Neya
    So she's around 45?
[12:13] Neya
    I see.
[12:14] Neya
    I won't say it's impossible, but the odds
    of a romantic development are low.
[12:20] Brenda
    But even if he doesn't care for her,
[12:22] Brenda
    if I want him to eat my cooking,
[12:24] Brenda
    he's going to compare our food
    whether I like it or not.
[12:28] Neya
    That much is true.
[12:30] Neya
    Is that why you don't want him to have
    more of yours until you improve?
[12:33] Brenda
    Correct.
[12:35] Neya
    If you're going to fight her cooking,
    I don't know that my help will be enough.
[12:39] Neya
    Maybe you should attend
    a proper cooking class.
[12:43] Brenda
    I definitely don't have time for that.
[12:45] Brenda
    Besides, I've been looking
    forward to cooking with you.
[12:51] Neya
    Squee!
[12:52] Neya
    Sensei, why don't we try
     making omelet rice today?
[12:56] Neya
    I'm not that great at it myself,
    so why not cook it together?
[13:00] Brenda
    No. I do want to be able to make
    omelet rice eventually,
[13:04] Brenda
    but there's something I'd like to try first.
[13:07] Neya
    A-And what might that be?
[13:10] Brenda
    H-Homemade chocolate...
[13:13] Neya
    Chocolate? But why?
[13:16] Brenda
    Valentine's Day is next month,
    so I want to practice for that.
[13:20] Neya
    Ah, Valentine's Day. I totally forgot
    about it since I never participate.
[13:25] Brenda
    Really?
[13:26] Neya
    Yes. It's a once-a-year thing,
    so it never fits into my schedule.
[13:31] Brenda
    Behold a romance pro!
[13:33] Neya
    So you're telling him how
    you feel with homemade chocolate?
[13:36] Neya
    I guess you're going all out, Sensei.
[13:37] Brenda
    T-Telling him how I feel?
[13:40] Brenda
    I'm just going to see
    how things go when I give him
[13:42] Brenda
    chocolate as thanks for what he does.
[13:44] Neya
    Really? Before someone
    else steals him from you,
[13:48] Neya
    I really think you should spill your guts.
[13:51] Brenda
    I-I can't.
[13:53] Brenda
    If I do that, I'll never be able
    to look him in the eye again.
[13:58] Neya
    Oh, Sensei's just so cute!
[14:01] Neya
    I wonder if Sosuke-senpai also
    likes girls who are this innocent!
[14:06] Neya
    All right. Let's make some chocolate today.
[14:09] Neya
    I've never made any myself,
    so I'm not sure how this'll go.
[14:13] Brenda
    Don't worry! I'm sure it'll work out
     if we help each other.
[14:17] Neya
    I see. One way of
    making homemade chocolate
[14:20] Neya
    is melting store-bought
    chocolate and reshaping it.
[14:23] Neya
    You can also make it from cacao beans.
[14:26] Brenda
    Since we're doing this,
    let's make it from cacao beans.
[14:29] Neya
    Seriously?
[14:31] Brenda
    I mean, even if we reshape
    store-bought chocolate,
[14:33] Brenda
    it's not going to taste any better, is it?
[14:35] Neya
    True. And, well, I guess we are
    just practicing this time.
[14:39] Neya
    Let's try the harder method,
    fully aware that we may fail.
[14:42] Brenda
    Yes. Let's do our best.
[14:44] Neya
    First, we need the cacao beans.
[14:47] Brenda
    Let's see. Sugar, sugar...
[14:48] Sign
    Chocolate Recipe
    Ingredients
    - Cacao beans
    - Sugar
    - Cocoa powder
[14:50] Neya
    We need a food processor to grind the beans.
[14:54] Brenda
    Then a tempering machine to stabilize
    the oil and fat from the cacao beans.
[14:58] Neya
    Then a conching machine to refine
    the oil, fat, and sugar...
[15:02] Neya
    Are you really going to buy this, Sensei?
[15:04] Sign
    Special price! Only 478,800 yen!
[15:05] Brenda
    Well, I can't turn back now
    that we've come this far.
[15:10] Neya
    We're finally done with the preparations.
[15:13] Brenda
    Yes. Now we can truly begin.
[15:17] Brenda
    Apparently the time necessary
    for the conching process
[15:20] Brenda
    is at least a couple hours, while some
    specialty shops do it for over thirty.
[15:24] Brenda
    This time, let's try it
     for about twelve hours.
[15:28] Neya
    Okay.
[15:28] Neya
    In that case, I'll be back
    around 10 AM tomorrow.
[15:32] Brenda
    Okay. I'll be waiting.
[15:33] Tateyama
    Pardon me. What are you two
    going to do about work?
[15:37] Brenda and Neya
    We're taking the day off tomorrow.
[15:42] ---
    The Next Day
[15:44] Brenda
    It's finally done.
[15:46] Neya
    Let's try them out!
[15:52] Brenda
    It's a little bitter...
    Actually, it's pretty sour.
[15:56] Neya
    I would've thought it'd be much sweeter.
[16:00] Brenda
    The texture just isn't right either.
[16:03] Brenda
    I expected it to be smoother
    after the conching process.
[16:07] Neya
    I don't think we messed up, though...
[16:10] Brenda
    Agreed. Let's look into it more.
[16:14] Sign
    C
    H
    O
    C
    O
    L
    A
    T
    E
[16:14] Brenda
    Apparently, certain types of cacao beans
    are harder for beginners to work with.
[16:19] Neya
    Sensei! Apparently, the best sugar
    to use is light brown sugar.
[16:23] Brenda
    Apparently, the flavor of the beans
    can change based on roasting temp and time!
[16:27] Neya
    Apparently, the tempering time
    can't be too long or too short!
[16:31] Neya
    Also, the perfect temperature can differ
    depending on the kind of chocolate!
[16:37] Brenda
    Making chocolate is way too involved...
[16:40] Neya
    It is. I actually thought
    high-quality chocolate
[16:44] Neya
    that costs like 1,000 yen for the tiniest bit
    was highway robbery.
[16:47] Brenda
    Yes. But with the equipment,
    manpower, and time...
[16:50] Brenda
    not to mention the knowledge,
    technique, and experience...
[16:52] Brenda
    I guess there's a reason it's so expensive.
[16:56] Neya
    I wonder if we can reach that level someday.
[17:00] Brenda
    That might be a bit difficult.
[17:02] Brenda
    Haruka-chan, why don't you
    dupe a famous pâtissier?
[17:06] Neya
    You want me to commit industrial espionage?
[17:09] Brenda
    I was kidding.
[17:11] Brenda
    I can't just give up after failing once.
[17:15] Brenda
    Let's learn from this blunder and
    go right into attempt number two.
[17:18] Neya
    Right, Sensei!
[17:26] Sosuke
    It's been forever since Akira Suzukiri
    released a new book, but it's great.
[17:26] Sign
    #AReunionUndertheBridge
[17:31] Sosuke
    His depiction of homelessness feels so real.
[17:34] Sosuke
    Is this how Livia lived?
[17:34] Sign
    Akira Suzukiri
[17:34] Sign
    Homeless Lady Knight
[17:38] Sosuke
    Oh, I've got a guest.
[17:41] Sosuke
    What is it?
[17:42] Suzuki
    Oh, I heard that a woman
    named Livia worked at this agency.
[17:47] Sosuke
    Livia? You know Livia?
[17:51] Suzukiiri
    Yes.
[17:52] Sosuke
    I beg your pardon, but may I ask
    how you two know each other?
[17:55] Suzukiri
    Well...
[17:57] Sosuke
    This is Akira Suzukiri.
[17:59] Sosuke
    He made a name for himself as a writer,
[18:02] sosuke
    but he got sick of all the slander
    and requests for money, so he disappeared.
[18:03] Sign
    Homeless
[18:03] Sign
    Suzuki?
[18:06] Sosuke
    He spent a number of years homeless in Gifu
[18:10] Sosuke
    and met Livia a few months ago.
[18:13] Sosuke
    He was so moved at how brave she was
[18:15] Sosuke
    that he returned to Tokyo
    and wrote a novel based on her.
[18:21] Suzukiri
    Livia's the reason I was
    able to get back onto my feet.
[18:24] Suzukiri
    I came here today to thank her.
[18:27] Sosuke
    I-I see... Wow.
[18:29] Suzukiri
    So where is Livia now?
[18:31] Sosuke
    W-Well, she's...
[18:35] Sosuke
    I fired... Well, er, I let her go.
[18:39] Sosuke
    I-I had no choice!
[18:42] Sosuke
    She stood out too much to be a detective,
[18:44] Sosuke
    she had a terrible memory,
    and she sucked at office work!
[18:47] Sosuke
    A poor agency like us just
    couldn't afford to hire her!
[18:52] Suzukiri
    Well, all that definitely sounds like her.
[18:56] Sosuke
    R-Right?
[18:58] Suzukiri
    So, where did she go
    after being fired from here?
[19:02] Sosuke
    Let's see... I think she did
    another homeless stint,
[19:06] Sosuke
    but I think she now works for a cult
     called the World's Branch Hill Clan.
[19:12] Suzukiri
    How did she end up there?
[19:14] Sosuke
    I haven't the slightest.
[19:19] Suzukiri
    What should I do now?
[19:21] Suzukiri
    If she's been forced into something shady,
    I'd like to save her, but...
[19:26] Suzukiri
    Hmm?
[19:38] Livia
    Can I help you?
[19:40] Suzukiri
    Er... It's been a while, Livia.
[19:43] Suzukiri
    It's me. Suzuki the homeless guy.
[19:46] Livia
    Is that really you, Suzuki-dono?!
[19:50] Suzukiri
    Yeah.
[19:53] Livia
    What have you been up to
    since we last saw each other?
[19:55] Suzukiri
    I returned to Tokyo and went back to work.
[19:58] Livia
    I see. That's great.
[20:00] Suzukiri
    Yeah.
[20:01] Suzukiri
    You were what got me back on my feet,
    so I came here to thank you.
[20:07] Livia
    I didn't do anything.
[20:09] Livia
    But truly... I barely
    recognize you, Suzuki-dono.
[20:13] Suzukiri
    I could say the same about you.
[20:15] Livia
    Thankfully, I was able to find
    some work and a place to live.
[20:19] Suzukiri
    I heard you were fired from the detective
    agency and now work for a cult...
[20:24] Suzukiri
    Is that true?
[20:26] Livia
    It is.
[20:28] Suzukiri
    Are you all right?
[20:30] Suzukiri
    If they're making you do anything you
    don't want to do, I can help you get out.
[20:33] Livia
    O-Oh, no! There's no need to worry!
[20:35] Livia
    I had their leader, Noa-dono,
     promise to abandon her evil ways.
[20:39] Suzukiri
    Seriously?
[20:40] Suzukiri
    You're as unbelievable as ever.
[20:45] Livia
    By the way, what do you
    do for work, Suzuki-dono?
[20:50] Suzukiri
    I'm just a humble writer.
[20:52] Livia
    You're a writer? That's amazing!
[20:54] Suzukiri
    It's really not a big deal.
[20:56] Livia
    Hardly! Since I'm utterly
     lacking in creativity,
[21:00] Livia
    I think people who can
    write novels are amazing...
[21:05] suzukiri
    Wh-What?
[21:07] Livia
    Writers are masters of the
    written word, aren't they?
[21:11] Suzukiri
    Well, I guess you could say that.
[21:14] Livia
    Suzuki-dono!
[21:16] Livia
    Would you please write
    some lyrics for my band?
[21:24] Livia
    And so, I'd love for someone who
    can write lyrics to help us out.
[21:29] Suzukiri
    You're in a band with a cult leader
    that's on the verge of breaking up
[21:32] Suzukiri
    because the members are going
    in different directions...
[21:35] Suzukiri
    This is way too much information.
[21:37] Livia
    Please help me.
[21:41] Suzukiri
    All right.
[21:43] Suzukiri
    I'm not sure how much help I'll be,
    since this is outside of my specialty,
[21:47] Suzukiri
    but I'll do what I can.
[21:51] Livia
    Thank you very much, Suzuki-dono!
[21:55] Sign
    A Few Days Later
[21:57] Puriketsu
    Ooh, nice!
[21:58] Puriketsu
    All of this hits you right in the feels!
[22:01] Noa
    Despite still involving universal
    themes like love and dreams,
[22:04] Noa
    you can still feel the
    backbone of an epic story.
[22:08] Noa
    This will help spread the word of
    Livia-sama's glory to even more people.
[22:14] Livia
    Then...
[22:15] Noa
    Yes. Let's go with this.
[22:17] Puriketsu
    All right! Grasshopper the
    Savior is finally rolling out!
[22:23] Livia and Noa
    Yes!
[23:50] Sign
    I want to go out with the person I love...
    No, I pray that I'm able to marry them.
    For that to happen, we have to go on our first date.
    No, maybe we should start by holding hands.
    I really shouldn't let anyone see such an embarrassing wish...
    -Brenda Aisaki
[23:54] Sign
    #Next Time
[23:56] Livia
    Look at the time!
[23:58] Livia
    I have something more important
    to me than pachinko!
[24:03] Sara
    Let's go all out to celebrate
    the start of our new journey!

Season 1

E12 - Valentine's in Gifu

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[00:04] Sara
    What is all this? Some kind of bullying?
[00:06] Yayoi
    I believe they're gifts for Valentine's Day.
[00:09] Sign
    #Valentine'sINGifu
[00:09] Sara
    Good grief. We're not allowed
    to bring snacks to school.
[00:14] Sara
    Yayoi, do you happen to have a big bag?
[00:18] Yayoi
    I shall prepare one immediately, my lady!
[00:21] Girls
    Naganawa-san, please accept this!
[00:25] Yuna
    Huh? Why are you giving these to me?
[00:27] Imahariyama
    Well, you seem cool, you're super reliable,
[00:30] Imahariyama
    and you're great at academics and sports.
[00:32] Imahariyama
    Your fanbase is really growing right now.
[00:34] Yuna
    Seriously?
[00:36] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[00:36] Sign
    RAICHO
[00:38] Sara
    Here, Yuna. Friendship chocolate from me.
[00:41] Yuna
    Th-Thanks. Oh, and...
[00:45] Yuna
    Here!
[00:46] Sosuke
    Wow, those are homemade, aren't they?
[00:50] Sosuke
    I'm impressed you can make sweets, too.
[00:52] Yuna
    I-It's no big deal.
[00:54] Yuna
    For truffle chocolates, you just
    melt them and make them round.
[00:58] Yuna
    Whoa, these are really good!
[01:00] Yuna
    They look totally normal,
    but they're super rich...
[01:04] Sara
    That's because I made them from cacao beans.
[01:06] Yuna
    For real?
[01:07] Sosuke
    I'm glad you like them.
[01:10] Sosuke
    I had to be her taste tester
    over and over again.
[01:12] Yuna
    Wow... But you need special tools to
    make chocolate from beans, don't you?
[01:17] Sara
    I managed to pull it off
    with the power of Chinese martial arts.
[01:21] Yuna
    Yeah, okay. I should be used to you
     spouting nonsense.
[01:27] Yuna
    Here you go, sir. These are for you.
[01:29] Sosuke
    Huh? For me?
[01:30] Yuna
    You don't have to take them
    if you don't want...
[01:33] Yuna
    You're sick of chocolate
    after trying all of Sara's, right?
[01:35] Sosuke
    Nah, I'll gladly take these.
[01:38] Sosuke
    Chocolate's great for an energy boost
    while I'm working,
[01:41] Sosuke
    so I can never have enough.
[01:43] Yuna
    I see! Well, I have plenty more,
    so you can have these too.
[01:47] Sosuke
    Huh?
[01:48] Sosuke
    Wait, is this all chocolate?
[01:51] Yuna
    Yup.
[01:52] Sosuke
    Why do you have so much?
[01:53] Yuna
    People were giving it to me at school.
[01:55] Yuna
    But I don't need all this, so you can have it.
[01:58] Sosuke
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't take this.
[02:01] Yuna
    I made sure to keep any letters and remove
     any personal info, so don't worry.
[02:07] Sosuke
    Good on you for being mindful
    of people's privacy.
[02:10] Sara
    Sosuke, I also have lots of chocolates
    that I received from school!
[02:17] Sosuke
    Whoa, where'd you get all this?!
[02:19] Sara
    They were Valentine's Day offerings!
[02:21] Yuna
    Not bad.
[02:23] Sosuke
    Just how popular are you two?
[02:28] Neya
    It's been a month since we
    started researching chocolate.
[02:31] Neya
    We just barely made it in time, Sensei!
[02:35] Brenda
    Now we're on par with specialty shops.
[02:37] Neya
    Yeah!
[02:41] Tateyama
    True, they're delicious...
[02:43] Tateyama
    But because you got so lost in chocolatiering
[02:46] Tateyama
    with no consideration for cost
    and you've refused to work,
[02:49] Tateyama
    please remember that the agency
     is now hemorrhaging.
[02:51] Brenda
    I-I know that. But today marks the end of it!
[02:55] Neya
    You just need to give these to him now!
[02:57] Neya
    You've got this!
[02:58] Brenda
    Right!
[03:01] Brenda
    So, as you can see,
[03:02] Brenda
    this job is sudden, but I'm counting on you.
[03:04] Sosuke
    Sure.
[03:06] Sosuke
    This is my first gig in a while,
    so I'll go all out.
[03:09] Brenda
    Is that so? Were you lonely,
    not getting to see me?
[03:13] Sosuke
    No, not really.
[03:15] Brenda
    B-By the way, Sosuke-kun...
[03:17] Brenda
    I got my hands on some really
    delicious chocolates.
[03:21] Brenda
    Would you like some?
[03:22] Sosuke
    Huh?
[03:23] Brenda
    What's the matter?
[03:24] Sosuke
    Er, I'm definitely gonna have to pass.
[03:26] Sosuke
    Sara and Yuna brought home a
    stupid amount of chocolate today,
[03:30] Sosuke
    so my life's gonna be filled
    with it for a while.
[03:34] Sosuke
    Huh?
[05:08] Sign
    #TheLegendBegins
[05:09] Puriketsu
    Our first show is tomorrow, finally.
[05:11] Puriketsu
    Hopefully people will show up.
[05:14] Noa
    I will have all of the clan members come,
     so that should be no issue.
[05:18] Noa
    I have also acquired staff to film it.
[05:21] Noa
    Moreover, our homepage will go
    live at midnight tonight.
[05:25] Livia
    Thank you so much for everything, Noa-dono.
[05:29] Puriketsu
    Yeah.
[05:31] Noa
    This is all to spread your presence
    throughout the world, Livia-sama!
[05:35] Sign
    The Next Day
[05:38] Noa
    Livia-sama, I'm going to go
    on ahead for some meetings.
[05:42] Livia
    Sure. Then I'll meet you at the venue at 6 PM.
[05:45] Noa
    Okay.
[05:46] Sign
    Famous Gifu Tanmen
    Gifu Flagship Shop
[05:46] Sign
    Open
[05:46] Sign
    "When you think of Gifu..."
[05:46] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[05:46] Sign
    Gifu Flagship Store
[05:48] Employee
    Thank you very much!
[05:49] Sign
    Gifu Tanmen
[05:53] Livia
    There's still time until our concert...
[05:57] Livia
    I guess I'll go try my luck
     to liven things up!
[06:00] Sign
    NEW
    MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
    NEW
    MACHINES
[06:00] Sign
    PACHINKO
[06:00] Sign
    Closing at 9 PM today
[06:11] Livia
    I can't keep imposing on Noa-dono forever.
[06:15] Livia
    Today's the day I win big!
[06:40] Game
    You did it!
[06:49] Game
    Super lucky!
[06:54] sign
    1st try
[06:54] Livia
    My word!
[06:58] Takeo
    Hey, Livia-chan! Looks like
    you're stupid lucky today.
[07:01] Livia
    Takeo-dono! I've never had anything
    like this happen before!
[07:05] Takeo
    My luck's in the gutter today,
     so I'm gonna go home.
[07:08] Livia
    By the way, what time is it now?
[07:10] Takeo
    Let's see... Just a bit past 6.
[07:12] Livia
    Wha—It's already that late?!
[07:14] Livia
    I must get to the concert immediately!
[07:17] Takeo
    Wait, you're quitting?
[07:19] Livia
    There's something more important
    to me than pachinko!
[07:25] Takeo
    Livia-chan?!
[07:35] Livia
    It's snowing this much?
[07:46] Livia
    How could I let this happen?
[07:48] Livia
    Even so, I cannot let some
    mere snow get in my way!
[07:56] Puriketsu
    Yeah, I'm not getting through to her.
[07:59] Noa
    What could have befallen Livia-sama?
[08:06] Gyaru
    Hey, where are there so
    many people here tonight?
[08:09] Gyaru
    Someone famous performing?
[08:11] Party Peep
    Uh...
[08:12] Party Peep
    Grasshopper the Savior?
[08:12] Sign
    BAKUON SHOJO
[08:12] Sign
    Dry Well Orchestra & Yuta
[08:12] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[08:14] Party Peep
    Never heard of 'em.
[08:33] Staff
    Grasshopper the Savior,
    we need you on standby.
[08:37] Puriketsu
    Er, okay.
[08:38] Puriketsu
    We're just gonna have to go on
     ourselves at this point.
[08:46] Livia
    I'm sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:48] Noa
    Livia-sama!
[08:48] Puriketsu
    Livia-chan!
[08:49] Puriketsu
    Jeez, you're late! The heck were you doing?
[08:52] Livia
    I was fighting the devil's temptation.
[08:55] Noa
    Impressive as ever, Livia-sama!
[08:57] Noa
    You must've been protecting
    the world unnoticed!
[09:00] Puriketsu
    I have no idea what's going on,
    but the real battle's yet to come!
[09:04] Noa and Livia
    Right!
[09:08] Gyaru
    Hey, when's the next band coming on?
[09:12] Puriketsu
    Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:15] Saito and Uchiyama
    Livia-sama! Noa-sama!
[09:27] Puriketsu Song
    This shining love is my pride!
[09:29] Gyaru
    What even is this?
[09:29] Puriketsu Song
    There's someone within my heart!
[09:30] Party Peep
    N-No idea. But it's pretty awesome.
[09:33] Gyaru
    True.
[09:33] Puriketsu Song
    Looking around, I realize...
[09:36] Puriketsu Song
    It's always been you!
[09:39] Puriketsu Song
    I always longed for a sparkling love!
[09:42] Puriketsu Song
    It helps me get through the days!
[09:44] Clan members
    Livia-sama!
[09:45] Puriketsu Song
    You're so precious that I can't help myself!
[09:46] Puriketsu; Livia; Noa
    Thank you!
[09:48] Puriketsu Song
    So it's always been you!
[09:51] Puriketsu Song
    Come on, a little scratch is nothing!
[09:55] Puriketsu Song
    Any backdrop that has actions
    and strong convictions
[09:55] Sign
    Manipulator
[09:55] Sign
    Vocalist
[09:55] Sign
    Guitarist
[09:58] Puriketsu Song
    will never waver!
[09:58] Sign
    Vocalist
[09:58] Sign
    Asumi Yumisashi
[10:01] Sign
    Guitarist
[10:01] Puriketsu Song
    I'm taking in love that
    throws out all logic!
[10:01] Sign
    Livia de Udis
[10:04] Sign
    Religious Leader,
    Multimedia Creator,
    Fangirl, Manipulator
[10:04] Sign
    Noa Minakami
[10:07] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[10:07] Puriketsu Song
    I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[10:13] Puriketsu Song
    And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[10:19] Puriketsu
    Thanks, everyone!
[10:29] Livia
    Whew! Today's show was exciting as ever.
[10:34] Puriketsu
    I never thought the day would come
    that we'd play such a huge venue!
[10:40] Noa
    We've only just begun.
[10:42] Noa
    It's not just Gifu anymore.
[10:44] Noa
    There are now people who come from all
    over to bask in Livia-sama's beauty.
[10:49] Three
    Yes?
[10:50] Tsuchida
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[10:52] Tsuchida
    I'm Tomoya Tsuchida from Gift Records.
[10:56] Tsuchida
    Let me get straight to the point.
[10:58] Tsuchida
    Would you like to sign with our company
    and have your major debut?
[11:04] Three
    Yes!
[11:09] Sign
    Sawara Elementary School
    Graduation Ceremony
[11:13] Sign
    #ThePrincessGraduates
[11:14] Sosuke
    She's graduating three months
    after enrolling at this school.
[11:17] Sosuke
    It's all so sudden that I don't
    even feel anything about it.
[11:21] Sign
    Congratulatory Graduation Ceremony
[11:26] Sosuke
    What the hell is my dad
    doing in the guest seats?
[11:30] Sosuke
    He probably asked the principal or someone...
[11:33] Sosuke
    That bastard didn't even
    show up for
my graduation.
[11:38] Yamashita
    Sara Kusanagi.
[11:39] Sara
    Yes!
[11:41] Guardian A
    Is that her?
[11:42] Guardian B
    Oh, is that Her Highness?
[11:43] Sosuke
    Huh? Wait, what?
[11:45] Sosuke
    I knew that Sara was popular at school,
[11:47] Sosuke
    but why are the parents making a fuss?
[11:50] Yamashita
    Now, a farewell address
    from the other students.
[11:54] Student A
    To the elder students in the
    sixth grade and Sara-sama,
[11:59] Student A
    congratulations on your graduation.
[12:02] All
    Congratulations!
[12:03] Sosuke
    Yeah, that's much more like it...
[12:05] Sosuke
    Wait, "Sara-sama"?!
[12:07] Student B
    The days we spent with the sixth-graders
    and Sara-sama will be always be dear to us.
[12:17] Student B
    Thank you very much for so many
     amazing memories.
[12:21] Students
    Thank you very much!
[12:24] Sosuke
    Really, no one's saying anything?!
[12:26] Student C
    We will never forget December 13th,
[12:30] Student C
    the day that the great Sara Kusanagi-sama
     enrolled at our school.
[12:35] All
    Thanks for coming to our school!
[12:38] Yume Mizusawa
    Sara-sama protected me (warawa)
     as the assistant leader.
[12:44] Student D
    Thanks to Sara-sama, everyone
    in our class got along.
[12:48] Student E
    I was able to stop my parents from divorcing.
[12:51] Sosuke
    What in the world am I being
    forced to watch right now?
[12:52] Student F
    My NEET older brother actually got a job.
[12:56] Yume Mizusawa
    Sara-sama, thank you very much
    for enrolling at our school.
[13:03] All
    Thank you very much!
[13:03] Sosuke
    Seriously, how the hell was she spending
    her elementary school days?
[13:07] Yamashita
    Now, the graduating class
    will give their response.
[13:10] Yamashita
    We traditionally have all
    of them participate, but this year,
[13:14] Yamashita
    Sara Kusanagi-san will represent them.
[13:17] Sosuke
    Why, though?!
[13:18] Sosuke
    I didn't hear anything about this!
[13:24] Sara
    To the rest of the student body,
[13:26] Sara
    that was a lovely address from the heart.
[13:30] Sara
    I am now certain that I am leaving
    this school in worthy hands.
[13:37] Students
    Sara-sama...
[13:39] Sosuke
    Why is Sara the representative when
    she's only been here for three months?!
[13:42] Sara
    That I got to spend my first school
    experience with all of you wonderful students
[13:43] Sosuke
    I'm so curious now that I can't
    focus on what she's saying!
[13:49] Sara
    was extremely fortuitous indeed.
[13:56] Sara
    Lastly, I would like
    to thank you all with a song.
[14:01] Sara
    Now, bring on the music!
[14:03] Sara
    "Just a Positive Pop Song
    with Uplifting Lyrics!"
[14:04] Sign
    °That's the name of the song
[14:08] Sosuke
    Huh? What?
[14:09] Sara
    Let's celebrate our new journey
    by bringing the house down!
[14:17] Sara Song
    There's hope within your heart!
[14:20] Sara Song
    And your smile is right here!
[14:23] Sara Song
    Today is a glorious day!
[14:25] Sara Song
    It's very important and like no other!
[14:28] Sosuke
    Dear god, they have pen lights...
[14:29] Sara Song
    There's courage within your heart!
[14:30] Yayoi
    Excuse me. You're Sara-sama's
    father, aren't you?
[14:31] Sara Song
    And the tears make your eyes misty!
[14:33] Sosuke
    Huh?!
[14:33] Yayoi
    Please, take this.
[14:34] Sara Song
    I'm sure you want to say a lot of thank-yous!
[14:35] Sosuke
    Th-Thank you...
[14:39] Sara Song
    Do you know what lies at
    the end of the blue sky?
[14:45] Sara Song
    It's probably filled with
    a lot of awesome things!
[14:50] Sosuke
    Still not an athletic bone in her body.
[14:50] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's happy!
[14:53] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[14:56] Sara Song
    Today, I feel like I want
    to run towards the future!
[15:01] Sosuke
    Good grief...
[15:01] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's happy!
[15:03] Sosuke
    She's definitely making one hell
    of a memory in the end.
[15:04] Sara Song
    See? Everyone's saying congrats!
[15:07] Sara Song
    Let's smile and laugh lots today!
[15:11] Sara
    Thank you!
[15:18] Yayoi
    By the way, Sara-sama...
[15:20] Sara
    Hmm?
[15:21] Yayoi
    What's your type?
[15:24] Sara
    Well, whoever it may be,
     we'd have to start off as friends.
[15:27] Yayoi
    So you're not really interested
    in anyone your age or younger?
[15:31] Sara
    That could be.
[15:33] Yayoi
    So, what are you into if they're older?
[15:37] Sara
    Let's see...
[15:39] Sara
    Someone who, despite how plain they look,
    always responds to the dumb things I say
[15:44] Sara
    and is so kind that it might even
    be to a fault, perhaps.
[15:47] Yayoi
    What? That seems super specific...
[15:50] Yayoi
    Are you talking about an actual person?
[15:52] Sara
    Well... who knows?
[15:57] Puriketsu Song
    I wish to bask in that divine moment!
[15:57] Sign
    #TheLegendEnds
[16:03] Puriketsu Song
    And you're the one who gave me all the love!
[16:11] Puriketsu
    Thank you!
[16:16] Puriketsu
    And now, we have a really huge
    announcement for you guys.
[16:22] Puriketsu
    Ready, and...
[16:24] Three
    Grasshopper the Savior
    is doing our major debut!
[16:50] Noa
    Here you are, Livia-sama.
[16:52] Livia
    Thank you kindly.
[16:53] Livia
    Now, let us toast to a
    successful national tour!
[16:58] Noa
    Cheers!
[16:59] Sign
    Grasshopper the Savior
[17:03] Livia
    We'll finally getting our
    major debut next month.
[17:05] Noa
    It's all happened so fast.
[17:12] Noa
    Livia-sama, thank you so very
    much for appearing before me.
[17:19] Noa
    I was forced to become a religious
    leader at a young age,
[17:22] Noa
    so I never had any of the normal
    experiences people have growing up.
[17:27] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[17:29] Noa
    So, for me, spending this time
    with you and Asumi-san
[17:34] Noa
    was so much fun that
    it felt like reclaiming my youth.
[17:39] Livia
    And even more fun days await us.
[17:43] Noa
    You're right. I want to become even happier.
[17:48] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[17:51] Livia
    O-Oh dear...
[17:55] Livia
    Sounds like Puriketsu-dono is here!
[17:57] Noa
    Tch.
[18:00] Detective
    We're with the police.
    You must be Noa Kinoshita-san.
[18:04] Noa
    Yes.
[18:06] Detective
    We have a warrant for your arrest
    on suspicion of insider trading.
[18:11] Detective
    Would you accompany us to the station?
[18:13] Livia
    Th-The police?!
[18:15] Livia
    Noa-dono...
[18:17] Livia
    "In-cider"?
[18:21] Sign
    Suspect
[18:21] Sign
    Noa Minakami (Real name: Noa Kinoshita)
[18:21] Noa
    I'm terribly sorry, Livia-sama.
[19:51] Sign
    I hope these peaceful days continue forever.
    -Sosuke Kaburaya
[19:56] Sign
    #ASaladBowlofEccentrics
[20:01] Brenda
    I'm the on-call lawyer, Aisaki.
[20:04] Noa
    Sensei... is there any possibility
    of me being found innocent?
[20:14] Sign
    Kaburaya Detective Agency
[20:15] Casters
    Good morning.
[20:17] Male Caster
    Here's our first story on today's
    edition of
Good Morning, Gifu*.
[20:20] Female Caster
    Last night around 8 PM, a member of the*
    girls' rock band Grasshopper the Savior,
[20:25] Female Caster
    legal name Noa Kinoshita, was arrested
    on suspicion of insider trading.
[20:30] Sara
    Huh, never heard of that band.
[20:32] Sosuke
    A musician doing insider trading?
[20:35] Female Caster
    Grasshopper the Savior,
    the band she belonged to,
[20:38] Sign
    Suspected of insider trading
[20:38] Sign
    Picture from her band's homepage
[20:38] Sign
    The day of their major debut...
    
    Good Morning, Gifu
[20:38] Sign
    Arrested Suspect Noa Kinoshita (22)
[20:39] Female Caster
    just announced at a show last night
[20:41] Female Caster
    that they were going to have their
    major debut through Gift Records.
[20:45] Female Caster
    According a statement from the police,
    Kinoshita found out in January
[20:49] Female Caster
    from someone involved
    that Hirugano Electricity, Inc.
[20:53] Female Caster
    would be bought out by a competitor.
[20:56] Female Caster
    She's suspected of buying up Hirugano stock.
[21:00] Sara
    She was actually in a band?!
[21:03] Sosuke
    And they were going to have a major debut?
[21:06] Sosuke
    I see this is all insane as usual...
[21:13] Puriketsu
    I wonder what's gonna happen now.
[21:16] Livia
    Who knows?
[21:17] Livia
    Whatever will come, will come.
[21:20] Puriketsu
    You're certainly taking this well, Livia-chan.
[21:23] Livia
    Well, we've been through a lot...
[21:26] Livia
    And I'm sure there will be
    a lot more in the future.
[21:35] Sosuke
    Huh...
[21:37] Sosuke
    I didn't know you took on cases
    other than divorces, Brenda-san.
[21:40] Sosuke
    Not to mention ones that wound up on TV.
[21:43] Brenda
    But of course. Are you impressed?
[21:45] Sosuke
    Sure, I guess.
[21:47] Brenda
    I see.
[21:49] Brenda
    As a lawyer, I'm going to do everything
    in my power to get to the truth.
[21:53] Brenda
    That means that I need you to work
    your butt off too, Sosuke-kun.
[22:02] Sara
    To think that you'd end up on a job
    for the sake of Livia's bandmate...
[22:07] Sara
    This world is truly never boring.
[22:09] Sosuke
    Yeah.
[22:11] Sosuke
    Gifu City, Gifu Prefecture.
[22:13] Sosuke
    One of the many local cities
    in Japan that never stands out.
[22:18] Sosuke
    But there are plenty of eccentrics
    living in cities like this.
[22:22] Sosuke
    While they may affect each other's stories,
[22:26] Sosuke
    they never blend together.
    They just keep writing their own.
[22:39] Sign
    Gifu Keirin Cycling Racetrack
[22:43] Sign
    Kogane Shrine
[22:55] Sosuke
    The rhapsody of these eccentrics that comes
    to life in this boring town...
[23:01] Sosuke
    will continue playing on.
[23:51] Sign
    The End