Season 1

E1 - Earth Logs In

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[00:07] Daichi
    Video games are wonderful.
[00:09] Daichi
    I might be a 38-year-old man,
[00:11] Daichi
    but when I'm in a game, I'm young again.
[00:13] Daichi
    And I can do things that
     I could never do in real life.

[00:18] Daichi
    Okay, time to start by making my character.
[00:22] Daichi
    I'll name him "Earth," I guess.
[00:25] Daichi
    Since Daichi's my real name.
[00:26] Daichi
    And I'll make him look... young.
[00:29] Daichi
    He can be the same height as me...
[00:32] Daichi
    And he definitely needs
    black hair and black eyes.

[00:35] Daichi
    There. That should do it.
[00:38] Daichi
    He doesn't exactly stand out, but I'm not
    the type to be the main character myself.

[00:45] Daichi
    I'm a salaryman in the real world.
[00:47] Daichi
    I can only play two or three hours a day.
[00:50] Daichi
    So I might cause trouble for other
    players if I tried to play with them.

[00:53] Daichi
    I'll be going solo
    most of the time, I bet.

[00:56] Daichi
    Now to pick my skills. I can pick mostly
    things that were underpowered...

[01:00] Daichi
    or, let's be honest, trash, during the beta.
SIGN    Archery
SIGN    Kick
SIGN    Long-Distance
    Vision
SIGN    Wind Magic
[01:04] Daichi
    Then the hardcore crowd will leave me alone,
SIGN    Production Fingertips
SIGN    Cooking
SIGN    Woodworking
SIGN    Medicine
SIGN    Sneak
[01:08] Daichi
    and I play the game at my own pace.
SIGN    Improved
    Physical Abilities
[01:10] Daichi
    Out of my ten skills, six are underpowered.
[01:13] Daichi
    Bows are supposed to have
    really bad accuracy.

[01:16] Daichi
    And potions are available cheap from NPCs,
    so medicine's pretty worthless.

[01:23] Daichi
    Kick has no special attacks.
[01:26] Daichi
    You can't beat an enemy in
    one hit just by kicking it.

[01:29] Daichi
    Wind Magic is worse than the
    other types for attacking.

[01:33] Daichi
    It doesn't work against Fire and
    it's useless against Earth.

[01:38] Daichi
    Sneak has a high MP cost.
[01:40] Daichi
    If you move, it's easy to find you, so it's
    not good for trying to run away from monsters.

[01:44] Daichi
    Improved Physical Abilities supposedly gives a
    bonus to running, using a weapon, or crafting.

[01:49] Daichi
    But it's a small bonus,
    so if you want to be strong,

[01:53] Daichi
    you should pick something more specialized.
[01:58] Daichi
    But by picking skills that are underpowered,
SIGN    Improved Physical Abilities
    
     Long-Distance Vision
     Sneak
     Bow
     Wind Magic
     Production Fingertips
     Cooking
     Medicine
     Woodworking
     Kick
[02:01] Daichi
    other people won't want to play with me.
[02:03] Daichi
    So I can relax and play my way.
[02:06] Earth
    That's it for making my character!
[02:08] Earth
    Time for my first log-in!
SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Earth Logs In
[03:43] Earth
    The concept of One More Free Life Online is,
     like the name says,

[03:46] Earth
    that you can enjoy another life here.
[03:51] Earth
    There's no big "Beat the Final Boss" quest,
[03:54] Earth
    so you're free to spend all
    your time fighting monsters,

[03:58] Earth
    or being a craftsperson who
    specializes on making items.

[04:02] Earth
    Or you can just hang out
    and talk to other players.

[04:07] Earth
    You can play the game however you want.
[04:12] Earth
    It's the first day, so the place is packed.
[04:15] Myun
    You're a new player, right?
    How about some equipment?
[04:19] Myun
    We've got the good stuff!
[04:28] Earth
    I guess there aren't any archers, huh?
[04:31] Ward
    You there, loser.
[04:34] Ward
    The one with the bow.
[04:36] Earth
    This is an unlucky way
    to start my first day...
[04:39] Earth
    You mean me?
[04:40] Ward
    Don't you know that bows are useless?
[04:43] Ward
    I guess some people are just weird!
[04:46] Ward
    And you've got the face of a loser.
[04:48] Ward
    You're such a dork!
[04:51] Ward
    Let's go!
[04:54] Bad Guy's Party
    Hah! Look at that loser lying in the road!
[04:56] Myun
    Hey, is the new player okay?
[04:57] Crowd
    I guess they didn't like the bow...
[04:58] Crowd
    Glad I picked a sword!
[05:01] Myun
    Hey, be careful, newbie!
[05:03] Earth
    I guess people really don't like archers.
[05:05] Myun
    Come back any time!
[05:06] Earth
    That's better for me, though.
[05:07] Myun
    Welcome!
SIGN    Training Hall
[05:13] Earth
    Oh, look at 'em all working hard!
[05:15] Earth
    Okay, I'll try, too!
[05:19] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:21] Earth
    I can't even shoot the thing...
[05:23] Earth
    Guess I've gotta practice!
[05:26] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:26] Earth
    Take this, and this, and this, and this!
[05:27] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
    Whiff...
[05:30] Earth
    It's even less accurate than I'd heard!
SIGN    Thock
[05:35] Earth
    I fired 100 shots and made it to level 5.
SIGN    Archery
[05:40] Earth
    Veni Ventus Volare.
[05:43] Earth
    Wind Needle!
SIGN    Wind Magic
[05:45] Earth
    It's more accurate than archery.
[05:48] Earth
    And my Kick skill's gone way up, too...
SIGN    Kick
[05:56] Earth
    Okay, I've got the minimum skills
    I need to survive out there.

[05:59] Earth
    Time to head out into the field!
[06:01] Crowd
    I saw one over there! Get it!
[06:03] Crowd
    Out of the way!
[06:04] Crowd
    That's my prey!
[06:06] Earth
    Looks like a mess.
[06:07] Earth
    I guess I won't be doing any combat today.
[06:09] Earth
    I'll focus on gathering herbs.
SIGN    Long-Distance Vision
[06:25] Earth
    So you don't know what it is
    after you pick it up, huh?

[06:28] Earth
    I guess I'll go back and appraise it.
[06:31] Earth
    I lost another one?
[06:34] Earth
    At first, I kept messing up and losing
    my herbs before I could identify them.

[06:39] Earth
    But I'm starting to figure it out.
[06:42] Earth
    And the reason for that is...
SIGN    Medicine
SIGN    Medicinal Herb x1
SIGN    Found In: First
    Explanation: Used for potions.
    Effect: Restores 3% HP
    Type: Medicine Item
    Rarity: Common
[06:45] Earth
    My medicine level is going up,
[06:47] Earth
    and I've been able to figure out
    which category an herb is in.

SIGN    Medicine
SIGN    Grass x2
SIGN    Found In: First
    Explanation: Just some
    ordinary grass.
    Effect: None
    Type: Medicine Item
    Rarity: Common
SIGN    Medicine
SIGN    Antidote Herb x1
SIGN    Found In: First
    Explanation: Useless on its own.
    Can be used as an antidote ingredient.
    Effect: None
    Type: Medicine Item Rarity: Common
[06:51] Earth
    The problem is that I found two of these!*
SIGN     Whoever eats this will instantly stop breathing and die.
    Do not eat under any circumstances!
[07:02] Earth
    What was I supposed to do if I didn't
    use appraise on these first?
[07:05] Earth
    What were the devs thinking,
    putting this in the first area?
[07:10] Earth
    I went to a potion store and used my starting
    cash to buy a beginner's medicine crafting set.

[07:16] Earth
    The method to make healing potions...
[07:20] Earth
    It's just what I thought.
[07:21] Earth
    You grind up the herb, soak it in
     clean water, heat it, and you're done.

SIGN    
     The most basic of all healing items.
[07:31] Earth
    In this game, once you've made
    an item, you can batch craft it.

SIGN    Crafting
SIGN    Batch Crafting
[07:35] Earth
    The items aren't as high-quality,
    but it's much easier.

[07:40] Earth
    Guess I'll make some potions
    and antidotes for tomorrow!
[07:45] Sign
    
    The weakest antidote potion.
[07:51] Sign
    Medicine
[07:51] Earth
    My medicine skill is at level 7!
[07:54] Earth
    And my Production Fingertips
    skill went up a bit, as well!

[07:58] Earth
    But you can get potions for
    really cheap from NPCs,

[08:02] Earth
    so nobody's going to want these.
[08:07] Earth
    Now it's time to go hunting!
[08:12] Earth
    It's finally emptied out!
[08:15] Earth
    I won't have to argue with other players
    about who gets to fight a monster.
[08:26] Earth
    You can't fire quickly with a bow,
    so the first shot is really important.

[08:33] Earth
    It noticed me?
[08:39] Earth
    I got it!
SIGN    You got rabbithorn meat
    and a rabbithorn pelt.
[08:55] Earth
    I'm less of an archer and
    more of a kicker, huh?
[08:58] Zwei
    Gwaaaahh!
[09:03] Zwei
    That was hilarious!
[09:07] Earth
    What?
[09:08] Zwei
    "What," he says!
[09:10] Millie
    You're laughing too much.
[09:13] Zwei
    But, Millie!
[09:15] Earth
    So, what was so funny?
[09:18] Zwei
    Sorry, sorry!
[09:20] Zwei
    I've fought rabbithorns before, but I've
    never seen one make a noise like that!
[09:26] Zwei
    It was like, "Fwraaaaaagghhh!"
[09:32] Zwei
    Humor is justice!
[09:34] Earth
    So you're a comedian or something?
[09:36] Millie
    Sorry.
[09:39] Zwei
    You seem pretty cool.
[09:42] Zwei
    I'm Zwei.
[09:43] Zwei
    This is Millie.
[09:45] Zwei
    I can send a friend request, right?
[09:47] Millie
    May I send one, too?
[09:49] Earth
    Sure, but...
[09:51] Zwei
    Awesome!
[09:53] Zwei
    I've got a partner now!
[09:54] Zwei
    Time to aim for being a top comedic duo!
[09:57] Earth
    I'm not your partner!
[09:58] Zwei
    That was perfect!
SIGN    Send Friend Request
[10:00] Zwei
    Let's party up some time!
[10:03] Millie
    See you around, okay?
[10:05] Earth
    Sure.
[10:10] Earth
    It took way too long to take
    out a single monster...

[10:14] Earth
    I need to get more experience.
[10:21] Earth
    They notice me even when I try to
    hit them from their blind spots.

[10:25] Earth
    Veni Ventus Volare!
[10:27] Earth
    Wind Needle!
[10:28] [SONG] Sign
    Wind Needle
[10:32] Earth
    Wind Needle's a wind spell, so it hits...
[10:35] Earth
    But how do I stay hidden from them?
SIGN    Sneak
[10:39] Earth
    My Sneak skill?
[10:41] Earth
    It's worth a try!
SIGN    Critical Hit
SIGN    Secret Attack "Pinpoint Hit" successful!
[10:54] Earth
    The bow never hits, and you
    can't use sneak to run away.
[10:58] Earth
    But put them together,
    and they're really strong!
[11:02] Earth
    I think I'm seeing what my next step is!
[11:11] Earth
    The hardcore crowd will be
    up all night, I'm sure.
[11:15] Earth
    But I've got work tomorrow.
[11:18] Earth
    Time to go to bed.
[11:29] Earth
    What's with this bread?
    It's pretty unimpressive.
[11:32] Earth
    The stuff you buy from NPCs
    doesn't taste that good.
[11:36] Earth
    If you can taste stuff in this game,
[11:39] Earth
    I'd like to be able to eat
    something that tastes better.
[11:47] Earth
    I've got my seasonings and cooking set...
[11:50] Earth
    Time to get to work!
[11:54] Earth
    First, I'll start by just frying
    the meat to see how it tastes,

[11:58] Earth
    then season it with salt and pepper.
[12:01] Earth
    My very first rabbit steak!
SIGN    
    A simply-prepared serving of rabbithorn meat.
[12:08] Earth
    It's tough! It's way too tough!
[12:13] Earth
    So its score is 2, huh?
[12:16] Earth
    Now I'll try making cuts in
    it and preparing it properly.

[12:21] Earth
    And I'll put some herbs in to
    get rid of the gamy taste.

SIGN    
    A serving of rabbithorn steak prepared with fragrant herbs.
    Proper preparation has made the meat much more tender.
[12:32] Earth
    It's tender and delicious!
[12:36] Earth
    It's got a score of 5, huh?
[12:38] Earth
    I'd love to get it up another point or two.
SIGN    Score: 5
[12:43] Earth
    Scoring it was definitely the right idea.
[12:46] Earth
    Now I'll try to parboil it a little before frying.
[12:55] Man
    What's that tantalizing,
    herbaceous aroma I'm smelling?
[12:58] Woman
    It's making me so hungry!
[13:00] Crowd
    Why would I smell meat in a place
    like this? It smells so good!
[13:01] Crowd
    I've never smelled anything like it!
[13:02] Crowd
    Where's it coming from?
SIGN    
    The meat of a rabbithorn, lovingly prepared by parboiling it before frying.
    The parboiling liquid was flavored with herbs, as well.
[13:08] Earth
    I finally got a score of 7!
[13:11] Earth
    I'm satisfied with this!
[13:13] Crowd
    Let me have some!
[13:15] Crowd
    You can't make something that smells
    this good and not give us any!
[13:22] Earth
    O-Okay!
[13:25] Earth
    A hundred gloh per steak!
[13:28] Earth
    How about that?
[13:29] Earth
    That's about 20 times what
    it costs to buy bread from the NPCs!

[13:32] Crowd
    I'll take it!
[13:32] Crowd
    I'll pay, just give it to me!
[13:37] Crowd
    Is it ready yet?
[13:38] Earth
    Just a little more!
[13:40] Crowd
    Where's mine?
[13:41] Earth
    Wait, I said!
SIGN    End of Line
[13:43] Earth
    And so I spent the evening in cooking hell,
    but I crafted enough to get to cooking level 20.

[13:46] Crowd
    Why is everyone lined up?
[13:48] Crowd
    To try the delicious rabbit steak!
[13:50] Crowd
    Hold this and stand here, okay?
[13:52] Sign
    Cooking Promotion
[13:53] Earth
    And I learned Cooking Promotion!
[13:55] Earth
    Here you go!
[13:57] Earth
    Thanks to that, I was able
    to cook at high speed,

[14:00] Earth
    and finally escape that hell.
[14:05] Earth
    And now I'm making a bow.
[14:08] Earth
    There's no demand for bows so
    you have to make them yourself.

[14:12] Earth
    I'm going to start by making the
    simplest bow out of just a piece of wood.

[14:18] Earth
    I'll sand it down carefully and add
    something to make it less slippery.

[14:21] Earth
    Make the grips and tie the string...
SIGN    
    Probably too weak to use against monsters.
    Atk+4 Score: 3
[14:30] Earth
    A score of three and an attack of four, huh?
[14:33] Earth
    It's better than the basic
    beginner's bow, I guess.

[14:36] Earth
    I guess I can try some other stuff.
[14:38] Earth
    I can put together three pieces of wood,
[14:40] Earth
    two made from a harder material
    and one that's more flexible...

[14:44] Earth
    Then sand down the parts that face each
    other so they fit together and bend.

SIGN    
    A bow made by combining multiple types of wood together.
    Atk +12 Score: 5
[14:53] Earth
    It's got an attack of 12!
[14:55] Earth
    That's a big improvement!
[14:58] Earth
    Okay, next...
[15:00] Earth
    I need some armor!
[15:04] Myun
    Thanks for your business!
SIGN    Improved Physical Abilities Lv. 15
    Exp 5
    Archery Lv. 11
SIGN    Kick Lv. 12
    Long-Distance Vision Lv. 8
    Wind Magic Lv. 9
SIGN    Production Fingertips Lv. 17
    Cooking Lv. 25
    Woodworking Lv. 9
[15:16] Earth
    Cooking level 25?
[15:19] Earth
    Oh, I've got to hurry!
[15:23] Earth
    I used a lot of my money
    to buy that armor...

[15:30] Earth
    I need to earn some more cash.
SIGN    
    Effect: Recover 18% HP
[15:36] Earth
    And I'll also put in my new prototype
    grape-flavored potions to try them out, too.

SIGN    Potion (Grape Flavor)
    Rabbithorn Steak
    Fried Vegetables With Meat
    Pseudo Herb Tea
[15:55] Effect
    I'll start with the wolf,
    since it's closest.

SIGN    Sneak
[16:03] Earth
    Hawk Shot!
[16:08] Earth
    It's a lot easier to
    fight with this new bow!
[16:10] Earth
    Okay, time to get to work!
[16:14] Earth
    Veni Ventus Volare!
[16:16] Earth
    Wind Needle!
[16:17] [SONG] Effect
    Wind Needle
[16:21] Earth
    Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
SIGN    Wind Cutter
[16:24] Earth
    Wind Cutter!
SIGN    
    Spider silk that's so tough,
    you could use it to climb out of Hell
    if you had to.
SIGN    
    Useful for making the
     joints in crafted items.
SIGN    
    A coating that can be used
    to make items long-lasting.
SIGN    
    An item that is perfect
     for patching armor.
SIGN    
    A sturdy pelt that is ideal for making capes.
SIGN    
    A good-luck charm
    that reduces the chance of
     unnecessary encounters.
[16:29] Earth
    My kick and wind magic skills have
    gone up along with my archery.

[16:35] Earth
    All right. I've got a lot of items
    and I'm running out of arrows.

[16:39] Earth
    Time to head back.
SIGN    It's good but I could
    only buy one. Add more!
[16:43] Sign
    The juice was amazing!!
[16:45] Earth
    But my excitement only lasted for a moment.
[16:48] Earth
    Shortly after this, we were all
    brutally attacked by a new system.

[16:54] Crowd
    I apologizing for using the shout function.
     Please sell me a potion!
[16:57] Crowd
    Does anybody have the medicine skill?
[17:00] Crowd
    I'll buy them for 30 gloh
    if you have spares!
[17:02] Crowd
    Please! I need potions!
[17:04] Earth
    What's going on?
[17:06] Earth
    You can buy all the potions you
    want from the NPCs, right?
[17:10] Earth
    Zwei, this is Earth.
[17:12] Zwei
    Is that you, Earth?
[17:15] Earth
    I got back from hunting and the whole town's
    filled with people looking for potions.

[17:19] Earth
    What happened?
[17:20] Zwei
    The NPCs have started
    saying they're out of potions!
[17:26] Earth
    That's pretty bad, though, right?
[17:28] Zwei
    It is bad! For you!
[17:32] Zwei
    Those potion juices you sold
    at the vending machine...

[17:34] Zwei
    They're gonna be begging you for them!
[17:38] Crowd
    It's the chef!
[17:38] Earth
    I guess you're right!
[17:38] Crowd
    The chef who can make potions!
[17:40] Zwei
    They're there already, huh?
[17:41] Crowd
    I'll pay! Just give me some now!
[17:41] Zwei
    I'm on my way!
[17:43] Earth
    Thanks! That would be a huge help!
[17:45] Crowd
    Please!
[17:46] Crowd
    We all need your help!
[17:48] Crowd
    You can make potions, right?
[17:51] Earth
    Wait!
[17:53] Earth
    I know you need potions!
[17:54] Earth
    But there's so many people here!
[17:57] Earth
    I'm putting a limit on how many you can buy!
[17:59] Earth
    Potions are 40 gloh each,
    and you can only buy five!
[18:04] Crowd
    Okay!
SIGN    Hurry up!
[18:06] Crowd
    Dumbass!
[18:10] Zwei
    Earth.
[18:12] Earth
    Zwei! Millie!
[18:14] Zwei
    I'll deal with the crowd control.
    You just make the potions.
[18:18] Millie
    I'll handle the money, okay?
[18:22] Earth
    Thanks so much.
[18:24] Earth
    I don't have a choice.
[18:25] Earth
    Everybody thought Medicine was a
     trash skill, so barely anybody took it.

[18:29] Earth
    I don't want all the players to be
    upset because nobody has potions.

SIGN    Crafting
SIGN    Batch Crafting
SIGN    Weed
SIGN    Medicinal
    Herb
SIGN    Antidote
    Herb
SIGN    Wild
    Herb
[18:39] Earth
    I'm out of medicinal herbs.
[18:41] Earth
    I'm sorry! I'm out of medicinal herbs!
[18:44] Earth
    These are the last potions
    I have for the day!
[18:47] Man
    Seriously? Oh, well.
[18:49] Man
    Make some more tomorrow, okay?
[18:50] Earth
    Sure.
[18:51] Zwei
    Sorry, everyone!
[18:53] Ward
    Hey!
[18:56] Ward
    Hey, loser archer.
[18:58] Ward
    Give me all the potions you've got.
[19:01] Ward
    We'll make good use of them for you.
[19:03] Earth
    Sorry.
[19:05] Earth
    These are for the people who stood in line.
[19:09] Ward
    You've got some nerve, don't you?
[19:11] Zwei
    Hey! Leave us alone!
[19:15] Earth
    Zwei!
[19:17] Ward
    I'll show you what happens
    if you don't do what I say.
[19:21] Earth
    I'll say the exact same thing to you.
[19:25] Earth
    You don't seem to understand the
    situation everyone's in right now.
[19:33] Ward
    Who are you guys?
[19:35] Ward
    You're going to take this loser's side?
[19:38] Earth
    You shouldn't get any ideas
    about stealing them.
[19:42] Ward
    Fine. I'll pay.
[19:45] Earth
    What do you think will happen if we can't
    buy weapons and armor from the NPCs,
[19:49] Earth
    like what just happened with the potions?
[19:53] Earth
    You're going to need craftspeople!
[19:57] Earth
    Which means you'll need to get
    along with other players!
[20:01] Earth
    And if you make an enemy
    out of everyone here,
[20:06] Earth
    you'll end up with nobody
    willing to sell you anything!
[20:10] Ward
    Don't you dare lecture me!
[20:14] Ward
    Who do you think you are, anyway?
SIGN    Ward...
    has sent
    a request...
[20:19] Zwei
    Hey, don't try to PvP him!
[20:24] Earth
    Don't worry.
[20:26] Earth
    I can't just let players like
    him boss everybody around!
SIGN    Do you accept the duel?
[20:40] Earth
    He thinks he's won already, I bet.
[20:43] Earth
    That's fine by me.
[20:44] Earth
    His arrogance gives me a chance
    to hit him in his weak spot!

[20:56] Earth
    I shift to the side to dodge, and...
[21:03] Earth
    There!
[21:05] Ward
    Archers can't do anything but steal
    other people's points from long-range!

[21:08] Ward
    But he's fighting up close?!
[21:27] Zwei
    He's amazing, Millie!
[21:28] Zwei
    Get Blue Color together, now!
[21:30] Millie
    Okay!
[21:33] Earth
    Sorry for the trouble!
[21:35] Earth
    I'll go get some more medicinal herbs and
     open my shop again tomorrow, okay?
[21:41] Daichi
    All my hard work paid off today.
[21:45] Daichi
    I bet the guy with the mohawk and his buddies
[21:49] Daichi
    will find themselves ignored
    by all the craftspeople, now.

[21:53] Daichi
    And they'll end up quitting the game, too, I bet.
[21:55] Daichi
    Poor guys.
SIGN    From Zwei:
    Earth!
    Join our party!!
SIGN    From Zwei:
    Earth!
    Join our party!!
[22:08] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued

E2 - Earth Joins His First Party

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
[01:31] Daichi
    Several days have passed since the
    incident where the potions disappeared.

[01:35] Daichi
    The world of the game has
    changed, just a bit.

[01:40] Daichi
    Medicine is no longer
    considered a useless skill.

[01:46] Daichi
    Learning that the NPCs
    can run out of inventory

[01:49] Daichi
    caused players to rethink
    the Medicine skill.

[01:58] Daichi
    Now, what to do today?
[02:04] Zwei
    Hey, Earth.
[02:05] Earth
    Hey, Zwei. I hadn't realized
    you were a guild master.
[02:09] Earth
    Thanks for the invite!
[02:11] Zwei
    Sure. These are the members of Blue Color.
[02:15] Zwei
    Hm... you know Millie, right?
[02:18] Millie
    Hi there!
[02:19] Nora
    I'll introduce myself first, then.
[02:23] Nora
    I'm Nora.
[02:24] Nora
    I mostly do melee combat with short swords.
[02:29] Zwei
    Earth!
[02:31] Zwei
    Make sure you don't say words like "flat"
    or "smooth" or "cutting board" around her.
[02:38] Earth
    Got it...
[02:40] Rage
    I'm Rage!
[02:41] Rage
    I'm a tanker, and I use a
    one-handed ax and a shield.
[02:44] Rage
    Let me aggro the enemies!
[02:48] Kazamine
    And lastly, there's me.
[02:50] Kazamine
    I'm Kazamine. I'm a swordsman
    who uses a bastard sword.
[02:54] Earth
    I'm Earth. My weapon is...
[02:56] Nora
    I know your weapon! You're an archer, right?
[02:59] Rage
    Everybody's talking about you.
[03:02] Zwei
    'Cause of this!
SIGN    How can he win with such a crap weapon?
[03:07] Zwei
    That chef is super-strong.
[03:09] Zwei
    FYI for anyone watching, bows are super hard to use
[03:12] Earth
    I guess I really stood out for that, but...
[03:15] Earth
    He was just a low-skill player.
    I didn't want to stand out like that.

[03:20] Earth
    Okay, I guess I don't need to
    introduce myself then, but... um...
[03:25] Zwei
    What's wrong?
[03:27] Earth
    Four melee fighters,
    one mage, and an archer...
[03:32] Earth
    That's not a very well-balanced party, right?
[03:34] Nora
    Millie can use more than one element.
[03:38] Nora
    And I can use healing magic.
[03:40] Earth
    I see.
[03:42] Earth
    So you can fight at melee range
    and also provide support.
[03:45] Nora
    Yup.
[03:46] Earth
    So, what's our target for the day?
[03:48] Rage
    We're going after a Wild Bear.
[03:51] Earth
    A Wild Bear? That's a tough opponent.
[03:55] Zwei
    Well, we're strong enough
    that I think we can take it.
[03:59] Earth
    Where is that confidence coming from?
[04:04] Zwei
    'Cause we've got you, Earth!
[04:06] Earth
    You're expecting me to win for you?
[04:08] All
    Yup!
[04:08] Earth
    Don't agree with him!
[04:11] Earth
    I've never fought a Wild Bear.
[04:13] Earth
    I heard they're fast and smart,
    and really hard to beat.
[04:20] Zwei
    And when we're done,
    Earth will cook something delicious for us all!
[04:25] All
    Yup!
[04:26] Earth
    I'm cooking, too?!
[04:27] Zwei
    Is everybody ready, then?
[04:29] Zwei
    Let's get going!
[04:31] All
    Yeah!
[04:33] Earth
    Were you even listening?
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Earth Joins His First Party
[04:55] Zwei
    Well? See any?
[04:57] Earth
    Yeah. I do... But most
    of them are in groups.
[05:04] Earth
    There's one in front of us that's by itself.
[05:06] Earth
    Let's pull it!
[05:07] Zwei
    Okay, we'll lure it to someplace
    where we have the advantage.
[05:12] Kazanami
    Long-Distance Vision's very handy, isn't it?
[05:14] Kazanami
    I'm glad we had Earth come with us.
[05:17] Rage
    Yeah.
[05:18] Zwei
    See? He's really helpful, right?
[05:21] Earth
    You don't get to brag about me.
[05:23] Zwei
    Millie, buffs.
[05:26] Millie
    Okay!
[05:27] Millie
    Aqua Ayuda Anima!
[05:34] Earth
    I'm going to split off from the
    group and use my Sneak skill.
[05:37] Zwei
    Okay.
[05:45] Zwei
    Hawk Shot!
[05:51] Zwei
    Confirmed hit!
[05:56] Zwei
    It's c-coming!
[05:57] Rage
    I'm on it!
[05:58] Rage
    I'll taunt it!
[06:01] Rage
    Activating Aggro Control art "Taunt!"
SIGN    Taunt
[06:10] Earth
    During combat,
[06:11] Earth
    monsters have a hidden parameter called
    "aggro" that shows who they're angry at.

[06:16] Earth
    Rage is a tank with a high defense,
[06:18] Earth
    so he'll direct the enemy's anger
    towards him, and protect us.

[06:19] Rage
    Over here!
[06:24] Earth
    And while he's doing that, I'll aim
    at the monster from a safe place!

[06:33] Millie
    El Re Cura Per!
[06:35] Millie
    Light Healing!
[06:38] Rage
    Thanks, Millie!
[06:39] Nora
    Don't you dare drop aggro on me!
[06:42] Nora
    Art: Backstab!
[06:43] [SONG] Sign
    Backstab
[06:46] Nora
    Its skin is too tough!
    My short sword can't penetrate it!
[06:50] Zwei
    It is tough!
[06:53] Millie
    I'll fire off a spell, too!
[06:55] Millie
    Aster Es Flamma! Fire Lance!
SIGN    Fire Lance
[07:06] Millie
    Uh-oh.
[07:07] Rage
    I'm not done with you yet!
[07:09] Rage
    Activating Taunt!
[07:17] Nora
    El Lebertelle!
[07:18] Nora
    Aqua Cure!
[07:19] [SONG] Sign
    Aqua Cure
[07:22] Kazamine
    I didn't think it would be this tough...
[07:25] Zwei
    I guess I underestimated it...
[07:28] Nora
    I think I'm running low on MP!
[07:30] Earth
    This is turning bad, fast!
[07:32] Earth
    I need to make a quick, decisive call!
[07:36] Earth
    I'll believe in my 38 years of life
    experience, and make a risky bet!

[07:42] Earth
    I'll aim right between its eyes,
    which is probably its weak spot!

[07:46] Earth
    I've got just one chance.
[07:48] Earth
    If I can't pull this off,
    then I don't belong in this party!

[07:56] Earth
    Did I get it?
[08:00] Earth
    What?
[08:01] Earth
    I was sure I hit its weak point!
[08:04] Earth
    Did I not do enough damage?
[08:06] Earth
    Oh, no... We'll all be wiped out!
[08:09] Rage
    Damn it! Come get me!
[08:13] Zwei
    How much HP does it have?
[08:15] Earth
    I'll have to play...
[08:18] Earth
    my final card!
[08:18] Rage
    Hey!
[08:19] Zwei
    Earth!
[08:20] Zwei
    Secare Ventus!
[08:21] Zwei
    Wind Booster!
[08:24] Zwei
    The spell I learned at
    Wind Magic level 15...

[08:27] Zwei
    For just 10 seconds...
[08:29] Zwei
    It gives a huge boost to move speed!
[08:32] Zwei
    Take this!
[08:36] Zwei
    Millie! Finish it!
[08:38] Zwei
    Aster Es Flamma! Fire Lance!
[08:51] Earth
    We finally got it, huh?
[08:55] Nora
    Honestly, that was tough.
[08:57] Nora
    Zwei...
[08:58] Zwei
    I'm sorry. I didn't think
    it would be this bad.
[09:02] Earth
    Now, now...
[09:04] Earth
    Let's have something to eat.
[09:07] Earth
    I brought a new dish we can all try.
[09:09] All
    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    
    Effect: Move Speed Boost (Long Duration) Score: 8
[09:20] Rage
    This is great.
[09:22] Nora
    I'm happy 'cause I love meat!
[09:25] Kazanami
    It just looks like meat on a stick, but you
    spent a long time preparing this, didn't you?
[09:29] Millie
    The lemon juice brings
    out a nice clean flavor,
[09:33] Millie
    and the smell of the herbs
    gets rid of the gamy taste!
[09:37] Zwei
    How come I just get bread from the market?!
[09:39] Earth
    'Cause you love comedy, Zwei.
    I figured you'd see the humor in it.
[09:43] Zwei
    I do not!
[09:45] Earth
    Oh, fine.
[09:47] Earth
    Now that the joke's over...
[09:50] Zwei
    Yay!
[09:52] Nora
    Hey, Earth, are recipes
    for cooking expensive?
[09:55] Earth
    I wouldn't say expensive...
    you just can't buy them.
[09:59] Rage
    Huh? Why not?
[10:01] Earth
    There's this unspoken rule among
    crafters that you don't trade recipes.
[10:08] Kazamine
    And why is that?
[10:10] Earth
    One reason is that coming up with a
    recipe takes a ton of time and money.
[10:16] Earth
    And the second reason is that two
    people making the same recipe
[10:19] Earth
    can end up with products of
    wildly different quality.
[10:22] Millie
    Even with the same ingredients?
[10:25] Earth
    Yes.
[10:26] Earth
    Recipes are the product of the hard work
    and creativity of the people who made them.
[10:29] Earth
    You can copy the recipe itself,
    but you can't copy the quality.
[10:34] Earth
    That's the conclusion
    everyone came to, I guess.
[10:36] Nora
    I see.
[10:38] Nora
    So even if I bought the recipe for
     these yummy kabobs from you,
[10:42] Nora
    I wouldn't be able to make them?
[10:44] Rage
    Yes, that's what it means.
[10:48] Zwei
    Then, from now on, let's have
    Earth cook for us for really cheap!
[10:52] Earth
    Hey, where did that come from?
[10:54] Zwei
    Everybody, you're all really glad
    Earth joined our party, right?
[10:58] All
    Yup!
[11:00] Earth
    Listen to me!
[11:02] Zwei
    All right, now that that's settled,
[11:04] Zwei
    I think that's enough
    adventuring for one day!
[11:06] All
    Yup!
[11:08] Zwei
    Let's head back, everyone!
[11:09] All
    Yup!
[11:11] Earth
    Listen to me...
SIGN    Friend List
SIGN    Add Friend
[11:14] Rage
    Earth, can I send a friend request?
[11:17] Nora
    Me, too!
[11:18] Kazamine
    I'd like to send one, as well.
[11:20] Earth
    My first adventure with a party
    in this world was a success!

[11:27] Earth
    I screwed up!
[11:30] Earth
    As for how this happened...
[11:36] (Flashback) Earth
    Okay!
[11:43] (Flashback) Earth
    The forest in the fifth area, huh?
[11:45] (Flashback) Earth
    I think I'm ready for it!
[12:03] (Flashback) Earth
    Crap!
[12:04] (Flashback) Earth
    That's a rock ant with a link ability!
[12:07] (Flashback) Earth
    It's going to call its buddies!
[12:14] (Flashback) Earth
    I've got no choice but to fight!
[12:23] (Flashback) Earth
    It reflects damage, too?
[12:26] (Flashback) Earth
    I can't move!
[12:30] (Flashback) Earth
    M-My body's going numb!
[12:35] (Flashback) Earth
    I'm doomed!
[12:42] Earth
    And thus, I took a penalty from
    dying and was warped back to town.

[12:49] Earth
    I got my butt kicked, but it's
    my fault for being arrogant.

[12:54] Earth
    I'll just have to do better next time.
[12:58] Earth
    First update?
SIGN    A Message to Our Players
    This is an important message for all players of One More Free Life Online.
     Some time has passed since the service launch, and we've seen that
    all of you are settling into your new lives.
     Thus, we've decided it's time to move onto the next step.
     We will shortly be performing our first major update.
     The update title is "The Fairy Ball".
     In addition to new arts and skills, we will be adding in new items
    for crafters as well as fairies that will support you in your adventures.
     These fairies will fight alongside you and help you craft.
    They excel at supporting you in your lives here.
     Fairies also have rarities, in the following order: common, uncommon, rare, high rare.
     Please see our official homepage, where we will be making
    regular announcements, for more information.
     Please look forward to the update and event.
     One More Free Life Online Operations Team
[13:02] Earth
    This is an important message for all
    players of One More Free Life Online...
[13:11] Earth
    The message was about a major update
    that was coming called "The Fairy Ball."

[13:17] Earth
    There would be new skills and arts,
    more items to craft...

[13:23] Earth
    And also fairies who could
    support us as we played!

[13:31] Adventurers
    Hey, this is...
[13:33] Adventurers
    This is definitely gonna be a
    "brawl," not a "ball," right?

SIGN    Ball
SIGN    Brawl
[13:41] Earth
    The other players are going to
    be leveling up, too, though.

[13:45] Earth
    I can't get hit with any
    more penalties from dying.

[13:50] Earth
    I worked my way out from under the
     heavy penalty, and learned blacksmithing.

[13:55] Earth
    I decided to make an arrowhead that
    could pierce the rock ant's skin.

[14:00] Earth
    First, I got two types of iron.
[14:04] Earth
    One was basic iron for piercing.
[14:09] Earth
    The second was intended
    as a bludgeoning weapon.

[14:11] Earth
    I used a purer form of iron for that.
[14:15] Earth
    I used the most popular shape, a
    triangular pyramid with indentations on the back.

SIGN    
    By attaching this to a Wooden Arrow,
    you can create an Iron Arrow.
    Effect: Additional Atk + 6
[14:20] Earth
    Adding this iron arrowhead to a wooden arrow
    creates an iron arrow with 7 attack.

[14:31] Earth
    Then I made a mace-like
    arrowhead out of purer iron.

SIGN    
     By attaching this to a Wooden Arrow,
    you can create a Heavy Blunt Arrow.
     Additional Atk +8
[14:35] Earth
    I think these are all
    the items I want for now.

[14:41] Earth
    Now I need something to
    help with my kicks.

[14:45] Earth
    I'll probably see other monsters that
    reflect kick damage, like the rock ant.

[14:51] Earth
    And kicking doesn't let you
    equip a weapon, so it's weak.

[14:55] Earth
    To solve these two problems...
[14:59] Earth
    I'll add seven thick, short spikes
    to the bottom of my boots.

[15:03] Earth
    And maybe a blade on the side?
[15:07] Earth
    What shape should the blade take?
[15:10] Earth
    I could base it off a
     kukri knife or a jambiya...

[15:17] Earth
    Like this, maybe?
[15:19] Blacks
    What are you going to do with that?
[15:21] Earth
    Just you wait and see, Blacks!
[15:24] Blacks
    I can't even imagine what
    you'd use it for, though.
SIGN    
    Effect: Atk+12 Additional Defense +2
    Special Effect: Reduces reflect damage from kick.
    Increases weight.
[15:28] Earth
    It's done.
[15:33] Blacks
    So this is the finished product, huh?
[15:36] Earth
    For now, yeah.
[15:37] Earth
    But...
[15:39] Earth
    I've still got to actually use it if
    I want to know how it can be improved.
[15:43] Blacks
    I've never seen anyone make an
    item that helps with kicks.
[15:46] Earth
    Cool, huh?
[15:47] Players
    Look at that!
[15:51] Players
    Brutal, huh?
[15:53] Players
    The weapon of a weirdo!
[15:55] Players
    Are they boots or weapons?
[15:58] Earth
    They're both!
[15:59] Players
    That's such a cool idea!
[16:01] Players
    Right?
[16:08] Myun
    Okay, here you go!
[16:13] Myun
    Those are some scary-looking
    shoes you've got there.
[16:16] Myun
    Are you going to cut something with them?
[16:18] Earth
    Oh, these are more for
    shaving down than cutting.
[16:22] Myun
    That's even more brutal!
[16:24] Myun
    And I thought you were just a chef!
[16:27] Earth
    I don't have a choice, Myun!
    I need them!
[16:30] Earth
    Thanks for the bowstrings. Bye!
[16:34] Earth
    Now for my bow...
[16:35] Earth
    My Archery level has reached 30,
    so I guess I'll specialize.

[16:42] Earth
    I have three choices:
    Shortbow, longbow, and hunting bow.

[16:47] Earth
    Shortbows are easy to use,
    but they have a limited range.

[16:51] Earth
    They're not good for me,
    since I'm not a melee fighter.

[16:54] Earth
    Longbows have range and power,
    but take a long time to fire.

[16:59] Earth
    They're not good for solo players.
[17:01] Earth
    Which means I should
     probably pick the hunting bow,

[17:05] Earth
    since it's got the same range and
    power as what I've been using.

SIGN    Earth used 3 Exp Points
    to specialize his Lv 30 Archery skill
    into Lv 1 Hunting Bow!
[17:13] Earth
    It's a more powerful skill,
     so I'll get more of an attack bonus.

[17:18] Earth
    Okay, time to get to work on the bow!
[17:25] Earth
    I like it!
[17:35] Blacks
    Making something again?
[17:38] Earth
    Yeah. A bow.
[17:40] Blacks
    That's your bow?
[17:42] Blacks
    That ain't like any bow I've ever seen.
[17:46] Earth
    It's fun to make things that couldn't
    possibly exist in the real world.
[17:50] Blacks
    Yeah.
[17:51] Blacks
    That's the best part of
    being a craftsperson, right?
[17:55] Earth
    Okay, it's done!
[17:58] Sign
    X-type compound hunting bow
    Effect: Atk+32
[17:58] Earth
    I'll call it the X-type
    compound hunting bow!
[18:02] Earth
    It needs more strength to
    pull than my old bow, but...
[18:07] Earth
    Okay!
[18:08] Earth
    It feels great to fire!
[18:10] Earth
    And it's a lot more powerful
    than the last one!
[18:24] Earth
    Thanks for everything.
[18:26] Earth
    You helped me out a lot.
[18:29] Earth
    Tomorrow, I'll try my new one out!
[18:50] Earth
    All right, he's not linked to any other ones!
[18:55] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[19:02] Earth
    Now!
[19:09] Earth
    Heck yeah!
[19:20] Earth
    I've got my revenge!
[19:23] Earth
    The ant exoskeleton can be used
    for crafting light armor.
[19:27] Earth
    Maybe I'll have the armor merchant,
    Myun, take it off my hands.
SIGN    Attention All Players
     The Fairy Ball is about to begin.
     The first half will involve making
    a contract with a fairy.
[19:35] Announcement
    Attention all players.
[19:37] Announcement
    The Fairy Ball is about to begin.
[19:41] Announcement
    The first half will involve
    making a contract with a fairy.

[19:49] Earth
    So this is a Contract Crystal, huh?
[19:51] Earth
    As an archer, I hope I get to make
    a contract with a wind fairy.
[19:56] Earth
    I wonder what I'll get, though?
[20:00] Earth
    I don't think there are any monsters here...
[20:03] Earth
    Time to try it out!
[20:09] Earth
    Fairy contract ritual!
[20:26] Earth
    No way...
[20:31] Zwei
    Hey, Earth, you busy?
[20:36] Zwei
    What? You failed to make
    a contract with a fairy?
[20:43] Earth
    What about you, Zwei?
[20:44] Zwei
    Oh, I got him.
[20:49] Earth
    And everybody else?
[20:53] Kazamine
    I never thought somebody I knew
    would fail to make a contract.
[20:58] Millie
    But it's still too early to give up!
[21:03] Millie
    The announcement said "first half."
[21:08] Millie
    That means there's probably
    a second half, right?
[21:13] Earth
    That's true!
[21:15] Millie
    And also...
[21:18] Millie
    The broken item didn't disappear.
[21:23] Millie
    Which means you've got one
    more chance, maybe, right?
[21:27] Nora
    That might be right!
[21:29] Millie
    I'm sure there's a good chance something
    will happen in the second half!
[21:35] Earth
    I see!
[21:38] Zwei
    I think that's probably right.
[21:41] Zwei
    But now there's a new mystery.
[21:45] Zwei
    Why do the fairies like you so much?!
[21:50] Zwei
    Fairy-playah.
[21:52] Nora
    He's a playah.
[21:53] Rage
    Indeed, he is a playah.
[21:55] Millie
    A playah!
[21:57] Kazamine
    He definitely is!
[22:02] Earth
    Fairies sure are cute.
[22:04] Earth
    I hope I get another chance.
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
    To be continued

E3 - Earth, Fairy-playah?

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Earth, Fairy-playah?
[01:44] Earth
    Lately, fairies have been so friendly
     toward me for some reason.
[01:51] Earth
    Sorry, but I can't make a contract with you.
[01:55] Earth
    My crystal's broken.
[02:01] Earth
    Are you playing?
[02:02] Earth
    Well, as long as you're having fun.
SIGN    Skill List
    Archery: Lv.18
    Kick: Lv.47
    Long-Distance Vision: Lv.31
    Wind Magic: Lv.32
    Production Fingertips: Lv.39
    Cooking: Lv.40
    Concealment: Lv.27
    Improved Physical Abilities: Lv. 50
    Theft: Lv.10
    Whip: Lv.12
    EXP: 13
    
    Unequipped Skills
    Blacksmith Lv.20
[02:06] Earth
    My skill levels have gone up!
SIGN    Specialize
    This will cost 3 EXP.
    Are you sure?
[02:08] Earth
    That means...
[02:10] Earth
    All right.
[02:11] Earth
    I can learn a more specialized skill!
[02:18] Earth
    If I can master new skills,
    I'll be able to fight in whole new ways!

[02:29] Earth
    Time for my first dungeon trip!
[02:44] Earth
    I remember exploring caves
    like this when I was young.

SIGN    Threat Detected
[02:54] Earth
    That was close.
[02:59] Earth
    I was still a kid, and it
    was so exciting to me.

[03:04] Earth
    That feeling of not knowing
    how far the darkness would go...

[03:09] Earth
    I thought I could never
    experience that again!

[03:26] Earth
    But this really is a world
    filled with adventure!

[03:32] Earth
    Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
SIGN    Wind Cutter
[03:35] Earth
    Wind Cutter!
[03:43] Earth
    What?
[03:47] Earth
    I'll use the High Jump
    skill I just learned!
SIGN    High Jump
[03:54] Earth
    Ow...
[03:57] Earth
    Take this!
[04:04] Earth
    Ow...
[04:05] Earth
    I'll have to watch out for ceilings, I guess.
[04:13] Earth
    Are those darkness fairies?
[04:17] Earth
    They want me to follow them?
[04:32] Earth
    I wouldn't have been able
    to pass this way before,
[04:35] Earth
    but now I have Stable Center of Gravity.
SIGN    Stable Center of Gravity
    Stabilizes one's sense of balance. Also allows standing in swamps
    and other areas with bad footing, minimizing the penalties for poor terrain.
[04:45] Earth
    There are so many fairies.
[04:48] Earth
    Is there something there?
[04:53] Earth
    What is this?
[04:57] Earth
    A secret door?
[05:04] Earth
    This is what makes adventuring great!
[05:07] Earth
    Any traps?
[05:08] Earth
    Nope!
[05:12] Earth
    An old ring...
[05:15] Earth
    Or maybe you're supposed
    to put something on it?
[05:18] Earth
    I'll take it as a memory of my adventures.
[05:22] Earth
    Thanks to you guys, I've found a neat item!
[05:26] Earth
    Thank you!
[05:30] Earth
    A message from the GMs?
[05:33] Earth
    "We're ready to announce the
    second half of The Fairy Ball."
[05:39] Earth
    "Its name is 'The Fairy Battle Tournament!'"
[05:44] Earth
    So they're finally announcing
    the second half of the event?
SIGN    One More Free Life Online
    New Update Information
[05:54] GM
    Your fairies are about to evolve!
SIGN    New Special PvP Mode!
SIGN    New Special PvP Mode!
[05:58] GM
    By participating in, or winning,
    a certain number of PvP fights,

[06:04] GM
    your fairies will evolve
    and take a new form!

SIGN    You've been challenged
    to a special PVP battle.
    Do you accept?
[06:09] GM
    You won't be able to evolve them by fighting
    the same opponents over and over again.

[06:12] GM
    Try to fight a lot of different opponents!
[06:17] GM
    The top 16 players in this special PvP
    mode will be invited to a tournament.

[06:22] GM
    Expect some amazing prizes for the winners!
[06:25] GM
    There's a ton more coming
    in this update, too!

[06:27] SIGN
    New Titles Added
SIGN    Fairy's Neighbor
[06:29] GM
    Get a title that separates
    you from the rest!

SIGN    Fairy's Neighbor
[06:33] GM
    There are also hidden titles that you
    can earn based on your playstyle!

SIGN    Second Contract with Fairies
[06:38] GM
    And those who failed to make
    contracts with fairies at first

[06:44] GM
    can repair their contract crystals via PvP!
[06:47] GM
    Repaired contract crystals
    have a guaranteed success rate

[06:51] GM
    and a higher likelihood of rare fairies!
SIGN    Self-Identity Unlock
[06:55] GM
    Fairy self-identity has also been unlocked,
    and fairies will act differently than before!

[07:01] GM
    Our latest update, "The Fairy Battle
    Tournament," is coming soon!

[07:06] GM
    See the site for more details!
[07:13] Earth
    Wow, everybody's really excited.
[07:16] Earth
    So am I, but...
[07:20] Earth
    Will this work, though? There are a
    lot of people who aren't good at PvP.
[07:24] Earth
    I hope people don't start targeting
    craftspeople who aren't good at combat.
[07:33] Blacks
    Oh, you don't need to worry
    about problems with PvP.
[07:36] Earth
    Yeah?
[07:37] Blacks
    Yup!
[07:38] Blacks
    We craftspeople have all agreed that
     if anybody tries to force one of us to fight,
[07:43] Blacks
    we'll tell each other about it.
[07:47] Blacks
    Nobody's stupid enough to try something
[07:49] Blacks
    if it means making an enemy
    out of the entire guild.
[07:53] Earth
    I see.
[07:54] Earth
    I'm glad to hear that.
[07:56] Blacks
    Oh, have you gone to the new town yet?
[07:59] Earth
    The one that was just discovered?
[08:03] Earth
    I think the name was...
[08:05] Earth
    The town of Nexia.
[08:07] Blacks
    Yeah.
[08:08] Blacks
    They've opened the warp portal,
    so it's easy to get there.
[08:13] Blacks
    That's where the hardcore
    PvP crowd is gathering.
[08:19] Blacks
    People who want to take their time are
    all meeting up to fight around First.
[08:26] Earth
    So they're splitting into groups?
[08:28] Earth
    Players making decisions like that is one
    of the neat things about online games.
[08:34] Earth
    Blacks, are you going to fight in First?
[08:37] Blacks
    Nope.
[08:40] Blacks
    I'm happier just swinging my hammer.
[08:44] Blacks
    I'll let the other players do the fighting.
[08:47] Earth
    A true craftsperson!
[08:49] Earth
    There are lots of ways
    you can enjoy an event.

[08:52] Earth
    What should I do?
[09:01] Earth
    I spent a lot of time waiting to log in.
[09:04] Earth
    I guess that's what happens on patch day.
[09:06] Earth
    Now, I think they said
    they're adding titles...
[09:09] Crowd
    Hey, look at that!
[09:11] Crowd
    That's definitely one! That's a rare title!
[09:14] Earth
    I guess I'll see what my title is.
SIGN    Title: Fairy-playah
    A title given to those beloved by the fairies.
    This title cannot be unequipped.
    To remove it, fight 1 special PvP battle
    during this event.
[09:25] Earth
    What?
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[09:28] Crowd
    He's a Fairy-playah?
[09:34] Earth
    What the hell is this?
[09:36] Earth
    And every other player can
    see it? That's humiliating!
[09:43] Earth
    This title stands out a little too much.
[09:48] Earth
    That's right.
     If I do a PvP, it'll disappear!
[09:51] Earth
    Would somebody please fight me?
[09:57] Rona
    Sure, I will!
SIGN    Rona has challenged you
    to a special PvP duel.
    Do you accept?
[10:03] Earth
    Thank you for your help!
    You're making me cry!
[10:07] Rona
    No, it's fine.
[10:10] Rona
    I'm Rona.
[10:11] Rona
    You're Earth, right?
[10:15] Earth
    You know me?
[10:17] Rona
    Yeah.
[10:18] Rona
    I'm a member of Blue Color.
[10:20] Earth
    Blue Color?
[10:26] Earth
    You're in Zwei's guild?
[10:28] Rona
    That's right. I use a lot of martial arts,
[10:32] Rona
    so I've been wanting to meet you,
     since you use kicks!
[10:37] Earth
    I see!
[10:39] Earth
    Anyway, thanks so much for PvPing me!
[10:46] Earth
    What?
[10:49] Earth
    You want to tell me something?
[10:51] Rona
    What's gotten into him?
[10:53] Rona
    He's usually pretty shy.
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:02] Earth
    What?
[11:04] Earth
    You mean you don't want to fight?
[11:06] Rona
    He's never let me know what
    he's thinking like that!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:13] Crowd
    Look! He really is a Fairy-playah!
[11:16] Crowd
    The title doesn't lie!
[11:18] Earth
    N-N-No! This is...!
[11:20] Earth
    Somebody PvP me!
SIGN    Asking for PvP
    Please Wait
[11:27] Earth
    It always went the same way.
[11:31] Earth
    Could I really force a fairy to
    fight if they didn't want to?
[11:36] Earth
    No, I couldn't.
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:39] Rona
    I've never seen anyone actually do that.
[11:43] Earth
    I'm so mad at you, GMs!
[11:52] Rona
    Earth, are you busy?
[11:55] Earth
    No, I can talk.
[11:57] Rona
    Thanks.
[11:59] Rona
    I actually need some advice.
[12:02] Earth
    You're having problems because
    your fairy won't eat anything, right?

[12:05] Rona
    Yeah, how'd you know?
[12:08] Earth
    I guessed. You want me to
     make food he'll eat, right?
[12:13] Rona
    Wow! How'd you know?
[12:16] Earth
    Well...
[12:18] Earth
    Because half the server is asking for
    the same thing right this minute!
[12:23] Rona
    H-How did that happen?
[12:26] Earth
    Actually...
[12:29] (Flashback) Earth
    Fairy food?
[12:31] (Flashback) Player
    Yes. Up until now, I've been feeding
    mine the bread the NPCs sell, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Player
    But now this happens.
[12:41] (Flashback) Earth
    That bread's not very good, yeah.
[12:43] (Flashback) Player
    So I figured that you,
    the man who made that steak,
SIGN    Amazing Steak Guy
[12:47] (Flashback) Player
    would be able to make something he'd like!
[12:52] (Flashback) Earth
    Well, since you were nice enough to ask...
[12:55] (Flashback) Earth
    It wouldn't be right of
    me as a chef to say no!
[12:58] (Flashback) Player
    Thanks!
[13:00] (Flashback) Player
    I'm so glad I asked you!
[13:03] Earth
    So I made a big thing of karaage
    I thought the fairy would like.
[13:03] (Flashback) Player
    I'm so happy! Thank you!
[13:09] (Flashback) Players
    I'll take five packs of karaage!
[13:11] (Flashback) Players
    Eight packs, here!
[13:14] (Flashback) Earth
    I'm sorry! Limit of three per person!
[13:18] Earth
    Everybody found out about it,
[13:20] Earth
    and the next thing I knew,
    I was cooking for the whole town!
[13:24] Earth
    I don't want to stand out!
[13:26] Earth
    Why did this happen to me?
[13:32] Earth
    Sorry to make you help.
[13:35] Rona
    Aw, don't say that.
[13:37] Rona
    You made some for me.
[13:40] Rona
    I'm the one who should thank you.
[13:42] Earth
    Thanks to you, things have calmed down.
[13:45] Earth
    And more craftspeople
     are making fairy food.
[13:51] Earth
    I suppose it's time to close up shop.
[13:53] Rona
    I see.
[13:54] Rona
    What will you do now?
[13:56] Earth
    Hm...
[13:59] Earth
    I've been cooking the whole time, so I haven't
    had a chance to check out the new patch.
[14:05] Rona
    Then why don't you come see
    the new town with me?
[14:16] Earth
    So this is Nexia?
[14:20] Rona
    Look over there!
[14:22] Rona
    They're doing PvP!
[14:26] SIGN
    Fairy-playah
[14:33] Players
    Let's do this.
[14:34] Players
    I know we can win!
[14:39] Rona
    Hey, Earth...
[14:41] Rona
    Isn't there something weird
    about that wolf fairy?
[14:44] Earth
    You're right.
[14:47] Players
    Make a windstorm!
[14:51] Players
    He blocked it? But...
[14:58] Earth
    He's good!
[14:59] Earth
    The way he's blocking those blows...
    He's not having the system do it for him!
[15:04] Players
    Now!
[15:06] Players
    Get him with fire magic!
[15:09] Players
    Hey, what are you doing?
[15:11] Players
    Hurry up!
[15:14] Players
    Not again!
[15:16] Earth
    What's going on?
[15:18] Rona
    The fairy ignored his command?
[15:24] Players
    Now!
[15:30] Players
    Thanks. We won, thanks to you!
[15:33] Earth
    So that's it.
[15:35] Rona
    Hey, Earth, what just happened?
[15:39] Rona
    A fairy can't just ignore its
    master's commands, right?
[15:42] Earth
    He's a slave fairy user.
[15:45] Rona
    What's that?
[15:47] Earth
    That's what they call people
    who abuse their fairies.
[15:52] Earth
    If you hit your fairy to
    make it do what you want,
[15:57] Earth
    or don't treat it kindly, I guess sometimes
    it'll stop listening. Like that.
[16:01] Rona
    I see.
[16:02] Earth
    Well, it's hard to say
    he doesn't deserve it.
[16:06] Player
    D-Damn it! You didn't do what I told you!
[16:10] Earth
    Oh, no! Something really
    bad's about to happen?
[16:14] Rona
    Wh-What do you mean?
[16:16] Earth
    I once saw a video of a slave
    fairy user on a video site once.
[16:22] Earth
    If you abuse a fairy too much...
[16:25] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Why didn't you protect me back there?
[16:29] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    You're just a tool, right?
[16:31] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Screw you!
[16:33] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    You're worthless! Just disappear!
[16:38] Earth
    And as a penalty, you have to fight
    a battle with your contracted fairy.
[16:42] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Wh-What is this?
[16:51] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    What are you going to do?
[16:53] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    I'm your master!
[16:57] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Stop it! Stop!
[17:01] Earth
    If you lose the battle,
    they take your contract crystal,
[17:06] Earth
    and all your fairy-related data is reset.
[17:11] Player
    Damn it.
[17:18] Earth
    I guess he knew that.
[17:22] Rona
    I didn't know that there
    was a system like that.
[17:26] Earth
    There used to be systems like that in
    old online games, once in a while.
[17:31] Earth
    If you gave too many unreasonable orders,
[17:33] Earth
    they'd suddenly go out of control,
[17:35] Earth
    or attack you.
[17:37] Rona
    It's hard to think of anybody
    making something like that today.
[17:40] Earth
    Most games these days go
    easier on their players.
[17:45] Earth
    Maybe the GMs are trying to make
    it feel like an old-school MMO.
[17:51] Rona
    I see.
[17:52] Earth
    Anyway, I'm kind of tired,
    so I'm gonna log off for the day.
[17:56] Earth
    Bye!
[17:58] Rona
    Okay, thanks for the karaage.
[18:00] Rona
    I'll share them with my fairy later.
[18:13] Daichi
    Some people, like Rona,
    really care about their fairies.

[18:17] Daichi
    And some don't.
[18:21] Daichi
    I guess it's up to the player
    what they want to do.

SIGN    Fairy-playah
[18:36] Player
    Excuse me.
[18:40] Player
    Can I talk to you?
[18:43] Earth
    I saw you the other day...
[18:46] Sign
    Fairy-playah
[18:46] Player
    I wanted to talk to you,
    because you've got that title!
SIGN    Don't mention
SIGN    the title!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[18:55] Earth
    You want to know how to
    make up with your fairy, huh?
[19:00] Player
    Yeah, I saw the video where
    somebody's fairy attacked them.
[19:05] Player
    And if I don't do something,
    I'll end up like that!
[19:07] Earth
    Why were you so mean to
    him in the first place?
[19:11] Player
    I didn't know what I was supposed to do,
[19:14] Player
    so I looked at the videos
    other players were uploading.
[19:17] Player
    They were all treating their
    fairies like circus animals.
[19:23] Player
    I thought that was what
    you were supposed to do.
[19:26] Earth
    And they got a personality
    during the update,
[19:30] Earth
    and your fairy stopped listening to you?
[19:33] Player
    Yeah.
[19:34] Player
    And after that, I hit it a few
    times to make it obey me...
[19:40] Player
    I knew I shouldn't have been doing it.
[19:44] Earth
    So you don't know how to treat
    your fairy, is that it?
[19:48] Player
    Please! Give me some advice! Anything!
[19:52] Player
    I'll pay—
[19:53] Earth
    I don't need money!
[19:54] Earth
    And don't try to solve
    it that way, either.
[19:57] Earth
    It'll turn into a habit.
[19:58] Player
    Oh, sorry.
[20:01] Earth
    I'll give you advice.
[20:02] Earth
    It's up to you whether to
    follow it or not, though.
[20:05] Player
    Thank you. What do I do?
[20:08] Earth
    You don't need to do anything special.
    Just treat it as a friend.
[20:14] Player
    A friend?
[20:16] Earth
    Fight together.
[20:18] Earth
    Take breaks with it.
[20:19] Earth
    And when you finish adventuring
    and head back to town,
[20:22] Earth
    say "bye" before you log out.
[20:25] Earth
    Take care of your fairy,
    and he'll sense it.
[20:31] Earth
    You could try sharing a meal with him, too!
[20:34] Player
    A meal?
[20:36] Player
    Hey, you're the Fairy-playah Chef, right?
[20:41] Earth
    Don't call me that!
[20:44] Earth
    And?
[20:46] Player
    I'd like you to make something
    that'll make it happy.
[20:51] Earth
    Got it!
[20:59] Earth
    One order of Rabbithorn karaage!
SIGN    Score : 8
[21:32] Earth
    That's all it takes!
[21:33] Earth
    Be careful, and little by little,
    you'll be able to make up with it!
[21:37] Player
    Yeah... Thank you!
[21:42] Player
    I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[21:46] Player
    I'll come back if I need anything!
[21:49] Earth
    I'm glad it worked out.
[21:51] Silver
    Wonderful.
[21:53] Earth
    Who's there?
[21:55] Silver
    My name is Silver.
[22:00] Silver
    We need to talk.
[22:02] Silver
    Could you come with me someplace where
    there aren't many people around?
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
    To be continued

E4 - Earth Receives a Reward He's Not Sure He's Happy About

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[00:04] SIGN
    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
[01:37] SIGN
    Fairy-playah
[01:38] Earth
    It should be safe to talk here.
[01:41] Earth
    That's clearly some of the
    best equipment in the game.

[01:43] Earth
    He must be one of the game's top players,
     playing its toughest content!

[01:49] Silver
    I won't take up a lot of your time.
[01:53] Silver
    Have you ever met a man named Glad?
[01:59] Earth
    No.
[02:01] Silver
    I see.
[02:03] Silver
    I've heard a rumor that he's targeting
    players who have the "Fairy-playah" title,
[02:10] Silver
    and I thought he might've gone after you.
[02:13] Earth
    I'm sorry, but who is this Glad?
[02:16] Silver
    A former static member of my party.
[02:19] Silver
    We had issues with his behavior,
    but he was a very skilled tanker.
[02:26] Earth
    "Former" means he's no
    longer in your party, right?
[02:33] Silver
    You're observant.
[02:36] Silver
    Glad became arrogant and began to
    look down on the other members.
[02:41] Silver
    But when the current event began,
[02:46] Silver
    he was the only one to fail to
    make a contract with a fairy.
[02:50] Earth
    Just like me?
[02:53] Silver
    He became extremely upset, and began
    to take it out on the other members.
[02:58] Silver
    As leader, I had no choice but to banish him.
[03:04] Silver
    Though, the bigger problem is...
[03:07] Silver
    You can show yourself.
[03:12] Earth
    A light Valkyrie?
[03:15] Earth
    A perfect humanoid fairy...
[03:19] Silver
    Anything I do to try and make him feel
    better will just make him angrier.
[03:25] Silver
    After the last update, he was able
    to get a new contract crystal,
[03:29] Silver
    and make a contract with
    a darkness fox fairy.
[03:32] Silver
    He's going around challenging
    people to special PvP duels.
[03:35] Earth
    So, even after getting a fairy,
[03:37] Earth
    he still feels the humiliation
    he felt at the start?
[03:41] Silver
    He'll use the tournament on the last day
     of the event as a way to show his strength.
[03:47] Silver
    Please be careful and stay away from him.
[03:51] Earth
    Thanks for the warning.
[03:54] Silver
    I intend to take responsibility for this.
[03:56] Silver
    I'll have to scold him at
    the tournament, I think.
[04:05] Earth
    It's dangerous to just
    believe one side of a story,

[04:08] Earth
    but I'll be careful.
[04:17] Earth
    It's against the terms of service
[04:19] Earth
    to challenge someone to PvP while
    they're fighting monsters.

[04:23] Earth
    Even if this Glad guy is after me,
[04:27] Earth
    as long as I'm hunting out here, I'm safe!
[04:44] Earth
    At this distance,
    there's time to fire again!

[04:46] Earth
    Arts! Mirror Arrow!
SIGN    Mirror Arrow
[05:11] Earth
    The new Bow art I learned is pretty helpful,
[05:16] Earth
    but it's still rough fighting
    a Wild Bear on my own...
[05:21] Earth
    But this is how I'm going to play.
[05:25] Earth
    This is what I want.
SIGN    Skill List
    Archery: Lv.41(↑3UP)
    Kick: Lv.50(↑3UP)
    Long-Distance Vision: Lv.46(↑1UP)
    Wind Magic: Lv.46(↑3UP)
    Production Fingertips: Lv.43
    Cooking: Lv.48(↑2UP)
    Concealment: Lv.35(↑3UP)
    Improved Physical Abilities: Lv. 50
    Theft: Lv.10
    Whip: Lv.12
    
    Unequipped Skills
    Blacksmith Lv.28(↑3UP)
    Woodworking Lv.24
    Medicine Lv.35
    
    EXP16
    Title: Fairy-playah
SIGN    Specialize
    
    This will cost 3 EXP.
    Are you sure?
[05:34] Earth
    Okay, I'll upgrade this to Kick Attack.
SIGN    Kick Attack
SIGN    Kick Attack
    
    You've learned Sliding Charge
    
    An art that allows you to hit
    the enemy with a sliding tackle,
    or rapidly escape from them.
[05:42] Earth
    My first kick art!
[05:45] Earth
    The update to the skill UI made it
    a lot easier to understand, too!
[05:55] Earth
    My first job for the day is to hunt
    for ore in the mines near Nexia.

[06:01] Earth
    My objective is to make
    steel and light metal.

[06:04] Earth
    There's something I want
    to try crafting with them.

[06:11] Earth
    Heave! Ho! Heave!
[06:18] Earth
    Watch out, everybody!
    I hit some explosive ore!
[06:35] Earth
    I got it! Sorry, guys!
[06:37] Players
    It's fine!
[06:39] Players
    Thanks for not letting it blow up!
[06:41] Players
    We all would've wound up dead
    if that thing had gone off.
[06:46] Players
    The area of effect on that
    thing is way too big.
[06:48] Players
    I wish they'd nerf it.
[06:50] Players
    Some people take advantage of that, though.
[06:53] Players
    The bomb masters, you could call 'em.
[07:04] Earth
    Blacks, I'm borrowing your smithy again.
[07:07] Blacks
    Oh, Earth.
[07:09] Blacks
    You got another weird thing you want to try?
[07:11] Earth
    "Weird"? That's rude.
[07:16] Blacks
    Well, good luck!
[07:19] Earth
    Now, then...
[07:23] Earth
    Today, I'm making a new
    arrowhead and a metal whip.

[07:27] Earth
    The arrowhead is twisted so
    it can dig into flesh easier.

SIGN    Twisted-Blade Dagger
[07:30] Earth
    I got the idea from an item
    called a twisted-blade dagger.

[07:37] Earth
    It's hard to get the twist right.
[07:41] Earth
    Okay, one more time!
[07:49] Earth
    I think I've got it!
[07:51] Earth
    I've finally been able to add a
    status debuff to an arrow itself!
SIGN    Twister Arrow
    Its arrowhead is improved by twisting it halfway, making it easier to pierce
    an opponent. However, this makes it much more expensive to craft. A hit
    with this will cause a "Laceration" debuff, which reduces enemy HP over time.
[07:55] Earth
    That makes it much stronger!
[07:56] Earth
    Now for the whip!
[08:29] Blacks
    Is that the finished product?
[08:31] Earth
    Yes. I made the whole
    thing out of light metal!
[08:35] Blacks
    I see!
SIGN    Triangle Blade Whip
    A brutal whip lined with numerous thin, scale-like blades.
    The blades will constrict and damage the unfortunate victim.
    When an opponent is bound, they will continually receive damage.
[08:37] Blacks
    Light metal is light and supple like bamboo,
[08:40] Blacks
    so I was thinking that if you stretched
    it out, you could make it into a whip.
[08:43] Blacks
    It must've taken a lot of work, though!
[08:46] Earth
    My arms are so stiff I can't lift them!
[08:51] Earth
    I'll be heading out for the day.
[08:53] Blacks
    Okay, bye!
[09:00] Earth
    Hello? I'd like to borrow a spot
    to work on some explosive ore...
[09:07] Alchemist
    Sure, just use the room downstairs.
[09:13] Earth
    I didn't know the
     formulation shop had a basement.

[09:17] Earth
    But even if I fail down here,
    it won't bother anybody!

[09:22] Earth
    The risk it'll blow up on me is too big
    for me to be able to use it right now.

[09:27] Earth
    But I don't want to just throw
    away such a powerful item.

[09:31] Earth
    I'll see how far I can get
    with my Medicine skill...

[09:37] Earth
    But in the real world,
    I'm not a technical person at all.

[09:41] Earth
    It's exhausting to have to
    actually think for once.

[09:45] Earth
    I started by mixing in so me oil and
    herbs along with a piece of the ore

[09:50] Earth
    to adjust the speed at
    which it ignites, but...

[09:59] Earth
    But if I want to find the best ratios,
     I'll need to experiment!
[10:03] Earth
    I'll start with A!
[10:10] Earth
    It didn't ignite. That's a failure.
[10:13] Earth
    Now, B!
[10:24] Earth
    That took 80% of my HP!
[10:28] Earth
    It's too powerful.
[10:30] Earth
    But maybe I could use it to take a monster
    down with me if I were about to die?
SIGN    Hell Mine Oil
    A dangerous oil that has such a wide area of effect
    that the person who threw it will get caught in the blast.
    Best used in traps.
[10:35] Earth
    I'll name it Hell Mine Oil, I guess.
[10:42] Earth
    Okay!
[10:44] Earth
    Lastly, the C oil!
[10:47] Earth
    Please work!
[10:53] Earth
    This is it!
[10:54] Earth
    That's the ratio I want!
[10:55] Earth
    I'll make a bunch of this one!
SIGN    Enhanced Oil
    Creates a pillar of flame when the bottle shatters.
    Anyone within the area of effect will take a large
    amount of damage and suffer the status effect "Burns".
[11:05] Earth
    Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
[11:08] Earth
    Wind Cutter!
[11:21] Earth
    The oil made this a lot easier!
[11:25] Earth
    I can't raise my skills if I rely
    on it too much, but still...

SIGN    Your Hunting Bow skill
    has reached Lv50.
    
    You have learned Gatling Arrow.
SIGN    Your Wind Magic skill has reached Lv50.
    You have learned Fly.
[11:34] Earth
    Nice!
SIGN    Your Wind Magic skill has reached Lv50.
    You have learned Fly.
SIGN    You have reached Lv50 in both
    Hunting Bow and Wind Magic.
    You have unlocked the ability to
    combine the two into the specialized
    skill Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow.
    
    If you do this, you will learn the
    unique Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow art,
    but lose the ability to increase your
    high-rank Hunting Bow and
    Wind Magic skills.
[11:39] Earth
    "Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow"...
[11:42] Earth
    An elemental weapon art that lets you
    add magical properties to a weapon.

[11:47] Earth
    I'm interested in more powerful wind magic,
[11:50] Earth
    but to me, magic is just a support skill.
[11:53] Earth
    I'm just going to believe that wind and
    bows are a good combination, and say yes.

SIGN    This decision is absolutely
    irrevocable! Are you sure?
[12:01] Earth
    They really want to make sure I'm sure, huh?
SIGN    This decision is absolutely
    irrevocable! Are you sure?
[12:05] Earth
    Now then, time to check out my new art...
[12:10] Earth
    Gatling Arrow!
SIGN    Gatling Arrow
[12:16] Earth
    I can fire in bursts!
[12:21] Earth
    I guess the most I can do is
    two at a time at this level.

[12:24] Earth
    And my other one is...
[12:27] Earth
    Ad Caelum!
[12:29] Earth
    Fly!
SIGN    Fly
[12:35] Earth
    Wind support magic?
    That looks really helpful!

[12:42] Myun
    You got a whole bunch today, huh?
[12:44] Myun
    You want me to make a
     leather cape with this, right?
[12:47] Earth
    Yeah. I want to reduce how much
    damage I take from the rear.
[12:51] Myun
    I'm on it.
[12:54] Earth
    Fanfare?
[12:55] GM
    An announcement for all players
    of One More Free Life Online!

[13:00] GM
    We are now concluding the scoring
    for the Fairy PvP event!

[13:04] Zwei
    Hey, Earth!
[13:06] Earth
    Hey!
[13:07] GM
    I repeat.
[13:08] Zwei
    Nobody from our guild really
    spent a lot of time on this.
[13:08] GM
    We are now concluding the scoring
    for the Fairy PvP event!

[13:11] Zwei
    I doubt anybody made it into the tournament.
[13:13] Earth
    There are only 16 slots.
    I wouldn't worry about it.
[13:17] GM
    And now, we'll announce the players who
    earned the right to be in the final tournament!

SIGN    Silver
SIGN    Glad
[13:23] Millie
    Two of them have a way higher win rate and
    number of battles fought than the others.
[13:27] Earth
    Yeah. That's incredible.
[13:30] Earth
    Silver and Glad.
[13:32] Earth
    After hearing what Silver had to say,
    I'm worried about their relationship,

[13:36] Earth
    but I can't control my desire
    to see their battle!

[13:46] GM
    Thank you, everyone, for coming
    to our special tournament server!
[13:54] GM
    We hope you enjoy the show!
[13:57] SIGN
    Fairy-playah
[13:57] Millie
    Wow. I bet most of the game's
    players are here today.
[14:03] Earth
    If there are this many people here...
[14:05] Earth
    I'll use my Long-Distance Vision!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[14:13] Earth
    I knew there'd be people
    here who knew my pain!

[14:16] GM
    Let the first battle begin!
[14:26] Zwei
    Their levels are so high that
    the fights are awesome!
[14:29] Zwei
    I think their fairies have
    evolved a bunch of times, too.
[14:32] Earth
    Yeah.
[14:35] Earth
    Even if I entered, I'd be lucky
    to win 10% of my matches.

[14:44] GM
    Match set!
[14:50] Earth
    Particles of light went from the
    losing fairy to the winning one?

[14:54] Earth
    That effect didn't exist during Fairy PvP.
[14:58] Earth
    What's going on?
[15:11] Earth
    I should've known it'd be
    these two in the final match.

[15:14] Silver
    We finally meet, Glad.
[15:20] Glad
    Give it up, old man.
[15:22] Glad
    Or is there still something you want to say?
[15:24] Silver
    There's nothing I want to say.
[15:26] Silver
    But... I must make you mend your ways.
[15:28] Glad
    Make me mend my ways? How so?
[15:31] Silver
    By breaking you!
[15:33] Glad
    Fine. Come and get me!
[15:40] Glad
    Your ax distracts the enemy
    while you knock them off-balance.
[15:42] Glad
    I've seen that trick a ton of times!
[15:55] Zwei
    Wow.
[15:57] Millie
    So that's what a top player looks like, huh?
[16:00] Earth
    Silver said he'd take responsibility.
[16:04] Earth
    But...
[16:12] Silver
    Moon Crescent!
SIGN    Moon Crescent
[16:17] Silver
    What?
[16:19] Earth
    He dodged with Wind Boost?
[16:21] Earth
    He knows Wind Magic?
[16:23] Glad
    You fell for it, old man!
[16:25] Glad
    You can't dodge me mid-air!
[16:27] Glad
    Cross Line!
[16:28] [SONG] Glad
    Cross Line
[16:38] GM
    The match is over!
[16:40] GM
    The winner is Glad!
[16:43] Glad
    We're even now, old man.
[16:46] Zwei
    The two of them looked like they
    were about the same strength...
[16:49] Earth
    I guess he was more obsessed with victory.
[16:52] Earth
    Huh?
[17:01] Glad
    You evolved, huh?
[17:02] Glad
    I hope you're worth something.
[17:07] Fairy Queen
    I refuse.
[17:09] Fairy Queen
    I refuse to allow you in my
    presence for another moment.
[17:12] Glad
    What? What do you mean?
[17:15] Fairy Queen
    First, listen to me.
[17:17] Fairy Queen
    The purpose of this event was to select
    the next ruler of the fairies.
[17:23] Fairy Queen
    We were given a prophecy
    that told us our next ruler
[17:27] Fairy Queen
    should be someone strong and
     well-versed in the arts of war.
[17:30] Glad
    So what?
[17:32] Fairy Queen
    Fairies are not warlike creatures.
[17:36] Fairy Queen
    Thus, we decided to learn how to fight
    from humans, the masters of war.
[17:40] Fairy Queen
    The winner of a fight would inherit
    the experiences of the loser,
[17:43] Fairy Queen
    until only one was left,
    who would become our ruler.
[17:46] Fairy Queen
    And that was me.
[17:47] Glad
    And so as soon as you're done
    with us, you're ditching us?
[17:50] Glad
    How convenient for you.
[17:52] Fairy Queen
    I don't think the others will be leaving.
[17:56] Fairy Queen
    I'm leaving you because our
    contract is at an end.
[18:00] Fairy Queen
    Remember what you always said?
[18:02] Fairy Queen
    "I'm gonna get even with that old geezer!
    I'll have my revenge!"
[18:06] Fairy Queen
    And you just got it!
[18:08] Glad
    So I meant nothing to you.
[18:11] Fairy Queen
    Did I mean anything to you?
[18:13] Fairy Queen
    I was never your partner.
[18:16] Fairy Queen
    I was just a tool.
[18:18] Fairy Queen
    So I used you as a tool
    to help me become queen.
[18:23] Glad
    Cut the crap! I'm not your tool!
[18:26] Fairy Queen
    And I'll say those exact words to you!
[18:30] Fairy Queen
    I'm not your tool.
[18:32] Fairy Queen
    To you, this world may be a game.
[18:35] Fairy Queen
    But it's real to me!
[18:38] Millie
    That Fairy Queen is talking
    like she's a real person.
[18:44] Earth
    Yeah, it doesn't seem like just an AI.
[18:47] Earth
    Is she some experiment or research project?
[18:50] Earth
    No, it'd be rude to start asking questions
    like that. I'll just forget it.

[18:53] Fairy Queen
    I'll give you a reward.
[18:55] Fairy Queen
    Three hundred thousand gloh, in addition
    to the prize for winning the tournament.
[18:58] Fairy Queen
    I'll also make sure you get
    a contract with a fairy
[19:01] Fairy Queen
    that was as strong as me before I evolved.
[19:04] Fairy Queen
    You want somebody obedient, right?
[19:06] Glad
    I refuse to accept that!
[19:07] Fairy Queen
    Oh, are you going to resort to force?
[19:10] Fairy Queen
    If you can defeat me, I'll accept
    your strength and accompany you.
[19:14] Fairy Queen
    But if you lose, you won't get
    the extra money or the fairy.
[19:18] Fairy Queen
    You can't step up to the table unless
    you're willing to bet something.
[19:22] Fairy Queen
    That's your human rule, right?
[19:24] Glad
    Come on, fight me!
    I'll make you obey me once more!
[19:29] Fairy Queen
    Let's begin, then.
[19:34] Fairy Queen
    Earthquake.
[19:35] [SONG] SIGN
    Earthquake
[19:36] Glad
    Is that supposed to throw me off-guard?
[19:40] Fairy Queen
    Fire Lance.
[19:41] Fairy Queen
    Wind Cutter. Water Lance.
SIGN    Fire Lance Wind Cutter Water Lance
[19:46] Zwei
    How is she casting that fast?
[19:48] Zwei
    And each spell has five bolts!
[19:58] Glad
    Fly!
[19:58] [SONG] SIGN
    Fly
[20:00] Glad
    Is that all you've got?!
[20:03] Fairy Queen
    Shock.
[20:04] [SONG] SIGN
    Shock
[20:06] Fairy Queen
    Elpitaga Flamma Artido.
[20:09] Fairy Queen
    High Explosion!
[20:13] [SONG] SIGN
    High Explosion
[20:20] Glad
    I can still fight...
[20:21] Fairy Queen
    Sustena Lumina.
[20:23] [SONG] SIGN
    Lightning
[20:23] Fairy Queen
    Lightning.
[20:36] Fairy Queen
    Fire Lance.
[20:37] Fairy Queen
    Wind Cutter.
[20:38] Fairy Queen
    Water Lance.
[20:39] Fairy Queen
    Lightning.
[20:53] Fairy Queen
    You have one HP left.
[20:55] Fairy Queen
    Will you still fight?
[21:00] Fairy Queen
    That should've served to break his pride.
[21:06] Fairy Queen
    I'll let you take over.
[21:08] Silver
    Thank you.
[21:13] Silver
    I should've been the one
    to do this for you...
[21:20] Fairy Queen
    And there are still three who need a reward!
[21:33] Fairy Queen
    Thank you for refusing to fight,
[21:36] Earth
    even though it meant giving up on
    a chance to evolve your fairy!
[21:40] Earth
    Evolution was supposed to
    be a reward for battling,
[21:43] Earth
    but I wanted some of us
    to not have to battle.
[21:46] Earth
    As a thank you,
    I'll increase your fairies' ranks.
[21:51] Earth
    And as for you...
[21:56] Earth
    You're going to fight me!
[21:58] Earth
    What?
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Earth Receives a Reward
    He's Not Sure He's Happy About
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued

E5 - Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen

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[00:00] Fairy Queen
    And as for you...
[00:05] Fairy Queen
    You're going to fight me!
[00:08] Earth
    What?
[00:09] Earth
    I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:12] Fairy Queen
    You didn't participate in this
    event with a fairy at your side.
[00:17] Fairy Queen
    So I can't just give you a reward.
[00:22] Earth
    Of course.
[00:24] Fairy Queen
    So I'd like you to go through
    the process of fighting me,
[00:28] Fairy Queen
    regardless of whether you win or not.
[00:30] Fairy Queen
    As a reward, I'll give you some of my power.
[00:34] Fairy Queen
    Of course, if you win, you'll get more.
[00:40] Fairy Queen
    Is that all right?
[00:41] Earth
    Got it!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[00:49] Male GM 1
    The event's reached its climax.
[00:52] Male GM 2
    Now... let's see what happens.
[00:59] SIGN
    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen
[02:42] Earth
    Now, how do I win this?
[02:47] Earth
    It might not even be possible.
[02:50] Earth
    The Fairy Queen has a lot of powerful magic.
[02:53] Earth
    That High Explosion spell she used on
    Glad, especially. That thing's nasty.

[02:53] [SONG] SIGN
    High Explosion
[03:01] Earth
    The only advantage I have is that
    I've seen her fight once already,

[03:05] Earth
    but I doubt she's ever fought an archer.
[03:11] Earth
    I can't believe picking underpowered
    skills came in handy like this...

[03:16] Earth
    But if the fight drags out,
    she'll learn to adapt,

[03:19] Earth
    and that advantage will disappear.
[03:21] Earth
    Which means I can't win by fighting fair,
[03:24] Earth
    and the only way to beat
    her is to play dirty!

[03:28] Fairy Queen
    Are you ready?
[03:32] Earth
    Yeah.
[03:34] Earth
    I'm ready whenever!
[03:37] Fairy Queen
    Let us begin, then.
[03:54] Earth
    Sliding Charge!
SIGN    Sliding Charge
[04:01] Earth
    First, I'll use 70% of my
    strength and feel her out!

[04:06] Fairy Queen
    Wind Cutter!
[04:10] Earth
    That was strong enough
    to cancel Wind Cutter!

[04:13] Earth
    Which means, at full strength...
[04:16] Fairy Queen
    Fire Lance!
SIGN    Fire Lance
[04:35] Fairy Queen
    He countered my magic...
[04:38] Fairy Queen
    I guess I'm at a disadvantage at this range.
[04:40] Fairy Queen
    I'll have to...
[04:41] Fairy Queen
    Wind Booster!
SIGN    Wind Booster
[04:46] Earth
    I knew that was coming!
[04:48] Fairy Queen
    A potion?
[04:49] Fairy Queen
    I won't let you drink it!
[04:50] Fairy Queen
    Shock!
SIGN    Shock
[04:54] Earth
    I saw that coming, too!
    You used it in the fight with Glad!
[05:00] Fairy Queen
    Is this... poison?
SIGN    "Death Potion" A deadly poison potion made from suffocation herb.
[05:03] Earth
    Yup! I made it from suffocation herbs!
[05:09] Earth
    You can't cast your spells
    in that poison fog, can you?
[05:22] Fairy Queen
    I should've banned the use of items.
[05:26] Earth
    Humans are weak creatures.
[05:29] Earth
    And that's why we have to think
[05:32] Earth
    about how we can defeat the strong.
[05:35] Fairy Queen
    Earth Wall.
SIGN    Earth Wall
[05:41] Milie
    Oh, my. He can't attack when
    she's protected like that.
[05:45] Milie
    What will Earth do?
[05:50] Zwei
    Sneak?
[05:51] Zwei
    I get it!
[05:53] Zwei
    We can see him, but the queen can't!
[05:56] Zwei
    That's why he can use it!
[05:58] Zwei
    He's going to try to end the fight!
[06:03] Fairy Queen
    He's not attacking?
[06:07] Fairy Queen
    I can't even sense him.
[06:10] Fairy Queen
    Is he waiting for the wall's
    duration to run out?
[06:14] Fairy Queen
    Maybe I should go on the offensive, then?
[06:21] Fairy Queen
    Where is he?
[06:22] Earth
    You're wide open, Queen!
[06:26] Earth
    Time to end this!
[06:28] Earth
    First, I'll throw her off balance!
[06:31] Earth
    Sliding Charge!
SIGN    Sliding Charge
[06:36] Earth
    And then attack with all I've got!
[06:38] Earth
    Gatling Arrow!
SIGN    Gatling Arrow
[06:50] Earth
    Mirror Arrow!
SIGN    Mirror Arrow
[06:59] Earth
    Twin-Fanged Arrow!
SIGN    Twin-Fanged Arrow
[07:04] Earth
    And this is the end!
[07:07] Earth
    Ad Caelum! Fly!
SIGN    Fly
[07:11] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[07:17] Earth
    Secare Ventus!
[07:19] Earth
    Wind Booster!
SIGN    Wind Booster
[07:27] Fairy Queen
    This can't be...
[07:45] Earth
    Oh, no! I forgot I was in
    front of all these people!
[07:49] Earth
    Okay, time to beat feet.
[07:50] Fairy Queen
    You...
[08:03] Fairy Queen
    You've defeated me utterly!
[08:04] Fairy Queen
    I realize now how overconfident I was!
[08:09] Fairy Queen
    I'll treat today as a learning experience.
[08:13] Fairy Queen
    And now it's time for your reward.
[08:17] Fairy Queen
    Show me your broken fairy contract crystal
[08:20] Fairy Queen
    and the stand for the
    Ring of the Fairy King.
[08:26] Earth
    The stand for the Ring of the Fairy King?
[08:29] Earth
    Oh, do you mean...
[08:34] Earth
    This?
[08:37] Fairy Queen
    Give them to me.
[08:40] Fairy Queen
    Five, already...
[08:43] Fairy Queen
    You truly are full of surprises!
[08:46] Fairy Queen
    Come, children of light!
[08:55] Fairy Queen
    Now there are six lights within.
[08:58] Fairy Queen
    And this is a gift from me.
[09:01] Fairy Queen
    And it's done.
[09:09] Fairy Queen
    This ring shall be your reward.
[09:13] Earth
    Hold it.
[09:14] Fairy Queen
    What are you doing?
[09:15] Earth
    What am I doing?
[09:17] Earth
    Why are you trying to put that
    on my left ring finger?
[09:20] Fairy Queen
    What's wrong with that?
    It's not going to cost you anything!
[09:24] Earth
    It'll cost me a lot of things!
    Especially my sanity!
[09:30] Fairy Queen
    It will, huh?
[09:31] Fairy Queen
    Well, you're putting it on anyway!
[09:36] Earth
    No!
[09:39] Fairy Queen
    Fire Arm!
SIGN    Fire Arm
SIGN    Combine
SIGN    Combine
[09:43] Earth
    A buff spell? No fair!
[09:46] Fairy Queen
    All's fair in love and war!
[09:48] Earth
    This is neither!
[09:54] Fairy Queen
    Take good care of it, please.
[09:57] Earth
    I can't get it off!
[09:58] Earth
    Why?
[10:00] Earth
    "The 87th Fairy Queen Ring."
SIGN    The 87th Fairy Queen Ring
     Contains the power of the 87th Fairy Queen
    and six elemental fairies. Only one exists in
    the entire world. Wearing it allows one
    passage to the Fairy Kingdom. The inside of
    the ring says "Never Forget Me" in a language
    that cannot be read.
     Type: Magical Ring (Cursed, Unique)
     Cannot be unequipped.
[10:04] Earth
    Contains the power of six elemental fairies...
[10:06] Earth
    Only one exists in the entire world...
SIGN    Cannot be unequipped.
[10:10] Earth
    Cannot be unequipped?!
[10:13] Fairy Queen
    I'll be going back to my kingdom now.
[10:16] Fairy Queen
    I hope we all meet again someday, everyone!
[10:20] Milie
    That was a pretty fun event, huh?
[10:23] Zwei
    Sure was!
[10:24] Zwei
    I didn't expect the husband-and-wife
    comedy routine at the end!
[10:27] Earth
    And with that, One More Free
    Life Online's first major event,

[10:32] Earth
    "The Fairy Ball," came to an end.
[10:38] Earth
    Things were a little different
    after the event ended.

[10:43] Earth
    My battle with the queen was uploaded
    to the game's official site,

[10:47] Earth
    and people started to realize how strong the
    combination of wind magic and archery was.

[10:50] Earth
    More and more players began to
    choose them for their build.

[10:53] Earth
    I ended up famous as a result,
[10:57] Earth
    and decided to head somewhere remote
    so I could play in peace and quiet.

[11:01] Earth
    But...
[11:05] Earth
    Queen?! Why?
[11:07] Fairy Queen
    That ring's actually a teleport point!
SIGN    Te-Heh
[11:14] Fairy Queen
    I'm here to bring some love
    to a lonely, fairyless man!
[11:18] Fairy Queen
    Just kidding!
[11:21] Earth
    Is this...
[11:22] Earth
    Is this who you normally are?
[11:24] Fairy Queen
    That's so mean! I'm a queen!
[11:27] Earth
    Then go back home and rule your kingdom!
[11:29] Fairy Queen
    No! Ruling a kingdom is really boring!
[11:32] Fairy Queen
    Let me relax for a bit! Please!
[11:36] Earth
    Looks like I'm not getting
    my peaceful game life back.

[11:43] Players
    Look at that!
[11:45] Players
    It's the Fairy Queen's husband!
[11:47] Players
    Look at those killer shoes!
[11:49] Earth
    Th-This is awkward...
[11:51] Nazer
    Hey, you there!
[11:53] Nazer
    I want to talk to you.
[11:54] Nazer
    Look at me!
[11:55] Earth
    Wow, somebody's trying to be intimidating.
[11:58] Earth
    I feel bad for whoever they're talking to.
[12:01] Nazer
    Hey! Look at me!
[12:04] Earth
    Yeah, of course they're
    just gonna get ignored.

[12:04] Nazer
    Are you listening?!
[12:06] Nazer
    Hey! Hey! You there! Hey!
[12:10] Earth
    It's hard to relax here in town.
[12:11] Earth
    Maybe I'll go hunting.
[12:13] Earth
    There's something I want to try...
[12:21] (Flashback) Earth
    Hey, what kind of spell is Prism Nova?
[12:25] (Flashback) Earth
    It just says it's something you
    can learn with the ring equipped.
[12:29] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
    You'll have to try it and find out!
[12:32] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
    That's your thing, right, honey?
[12:37] Earth
    Fairies everywhere, hear my voice!
[12:42] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[12:44] Earth
    My prayers lie with the fairies!
[12:47] Earth
    With my great wish!
[12:49] Earth
    I make my wish unto the
    great ruler of the fairies.
[12:52] Earth
    I make my wish to their ruler.
[12:53] Earth
    I offer up a portion of my magic
    to the great ruler of the fairies,
[12:57] Earth
    that she might empower my soul.
[13:00] Earth
    Grant me your great
    protection this one time.
[13:03] Earth
    Let that protection, and my magic,
[13:05] Earth
    become a strength that brings pain and
    despair unto the enemy before me.
[13:06] Earth (Thoughts)
    An Area of Effect targeting circle?
    I'll put it on the bear, and...

[13:11] Earth
    May this incantation be my vow, and may
    I be granted the aid of the fairy queen,
[13:15] Earth
    that the glory and honor of this
    victory be offered up unto her!
[13:21] Earth
    My name is Earth!
[13:22] Earth
    He who was granted this skill
    by the 87th Fairy Queen!
[13:28] Earth
    By the contract we swore, may a
    single miracle manifest before me.
[13:34] Earth
    My wish becomes a spell,
    a plea unto the fairy queen.
[13:38] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[13:41] Earth
    Annihilate my foe with true power!
[13:44] Earth
    Prism Nova!
SIGN    Prism Nova
[14:06] Earth
    What the heck?!
[14:12] Earth
    I tried it a few more times after that,
    and figured out what it did, more or less.

[14:16] Earth
    Prism Nova...
[14:19] Earth
    is a spell that afflicts all
    enemies in the area of effect
[14:22] Earth
    with multiple random status effects?
[14:24] Fairy Queen
    That's right!
[14:26] Fairy Queen
    By the way, there's a lot of status
    effects it can inflict on someone,
[14:30] Fairy Queen
    but paralysis and petrify have
    pretty low odds of triggering.
[14:32] Fairy Queen
    Also, the cooldown period is
    pretty long, so be careful.
[14:41] Earth
    Don't eat the food for the customers!
[14:43] Fairy Queen
    I can at least have one, right?
[14:45] Fairy Queen
    All the food in the Fairy Kingdom
    is so sweet! I need something else!
[14:52] Fairy Queen
    And we rulers don't get any real freedom!
SIGN    Ruler
SIGN    Retainers
SIGN    Citizens
[14:55] Fairy Queen
    We're the most important
    people in the country,
[14:57] Fairy Queen
    which means we have to work harder
    for it than anybody else!
[15:00] Fairy Queen
    We're the biggest slaves in the country!
[15:03] Fairy Queen
    The ruler isn't on top! They have to
    support the whole country on their own!
SIGN    Ruler
SIGN    Retainers
SIGN    Citizens
[15:09] Fairy Queen
    It's really hard!
[15:12] Earth
    You're under a lot of stress, huh?
[15:15] Nazer
    Hey, you!
[15:18] Nazer
    How dare you ignore me back there!
[15:23] (Flashback) Nazer
    Hey, you there!
[15:25] (Flashback) Nazer
    I want to talk to you.
[15:26] (Flashback) Nazer
    Look at me!
[15:27] Earth
    Oh, I remember.
[15:29] Earth
    You were talking to me?
[15:32] Nazer
    Well, enough about that.
[15:34] Nazer
    I'm Nazer, with the guild "The Bow of Apollo."
[15:38] Nazer
    We're working towards our great goal:
[15:42] Nazer
    the salvation of oppressed
    archers everywhere.
[15:45] Earth
    What's with this guy?
[15:48] Nazer
    And that's why I want to help a poor,
     suffering soul like you,
[15:52] Nazer
    who cries himself to sleep at night
    because no guild will have him!
[15:56] Nazer
    I've come offering you salvation!
[15:58] Nazer
    We'll prepare for you a position
    at the lowest rank of our guild,
[16:01] Nazer
    so come with me, and be grateful!
[16:05] Earth
    Thanks, but I'm good.
[16:07] Earth
    Bye.
[16:20] Earth
    Isn't it time you headed home?
[16:21] Fairy Queen
    No.
[16:23] Earth
    Fine. You can take some of the
    food for the customers with you.
[16:27] Fairy Queen
    Really?
[16:30] Earth
    This should be enough, right?
[16:33] Fairy Queen
    Yup!
[16:34] Fairy Queen
    Now I feel ready to get back to work.
[16:36] Earth
    You really are a big eater.
[16:41] Fairy Queen
    You're so silly.
[16:42] Fairy Queen
    That's not what I meant.
[16:46] Fairy Queen
    Anyway, see you later!
[16:49] Earth
    I don't know what that meant,
[16:51] Earth
    but I should be able to get
    some peace and quiet now.
[16:54] Earth
    Tomorrow, I'll work on
    my equipment some more.
[17:00] Earth
    Hello!
[17:02] Earth
    Now, then...
[17:04] Earth
    What are you all doing there?
[17:06] Blacks
    Sorry, sorry.
[17:06] Smiths
    Stare...
[17:08] Blacks
    You're famous right now.
[17:11] Earth
    You too, Blacks?
[17:13] Earth
    You can watch, but don't stand so close.
[17:17] All
    Okay!
[17:21] Earth
    First, I'll upgrade the
    X-type compound hunting bow.

[17:25] Earth
    I've used it a whole bunch,
    so I need to swap out the bow itself.

[17:29] Earth
    And while I'm at it, I've decided
    to change the materials I use.

[17:32] Earth
    The wood will be something
    newer and higher quality.

[17:36] Earth
    The reinforcements will be
    light metal instead of iron.

SIGN    X-type Compound Hunting Bow (Upgraded)
    Effect: Atk+46 Score: 7
[17:42] Earth
    The result was a big upgrade
    to a more powerful bow!
[17:50] Earth
    The next step is to
    upgrade my bladed shoes.

[17:53] Earth
    I'll be making changes to them, too,
     including the materials I use!

[17:57] Earth
    First, the shoes.
[17:59] Earth
    Last time I used iron.
[18:01] Earth
    But this time I'll use mostly light
    metal to increase its armor value

[18:05] Earth
    and stability when landing.
[18:08] Earth
    I'll make the spikes out of steel.
[18:10] Earth
    I'll add in the screw twists that I learned
    to make when doing my arrowheads,

[18:14] Earth
    so that they're more powerful when attacking.
[18:18] Earth
    And last but not least, the blades.
[18:21] Earth
    Last time, I put them on the sides.
[18:24] Earth
    This time I'll put them on the front,
    and make it so you can swap them!

[18:28] Earth
    It'll make them easier to repair,
[18:31] Earth
    and if I kick with my toes,
     I can deal damage with the blade,

[18:34] Earth
    and if I kick with the soles
    of my feet, the spikes!

[18:37] Earth
    They'll be sure to deal additional damage.
SIGN    Fang Leg Blade
     Effect: Atk+29 Def+10
     Score: 6
[18:44] Earth
    They're done!
[18:55] Earth
    I'd honestly feel better if they still
    just looked at me like I was a weirdo.

[19:02] Earth
    Now then, there's one thing left to do.
[19:08] Earth
    This is great!
SIGN    Bearskin Cape
    Effect: Def+15
    Score: 9
[19:11] Earth
    Wait, it's got a score of 9?
[19:13] Myun
    You brought me the materials,
[19:15] Myun
    so just like I promised,
    it's yours for 5,000 gloh.
[19:18] Earth
    You're really letting me have it that cheap?
[19:20] Myun
    Don't worry about it.
[19:22] Myun
    I always charge the amount I said I would,
[19:24] Myun
    no matter what the score ends up being.
[19:27] Myun
    I see.
[19:28] Myun
    Thank you.
[19:30] Myun
    A message?
[19:32] Myun
    Who sent it?
[19:34] Myun
    Ayame... the guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:44] Myun
    Are they all members of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:47] Myun
    It's a big guild.
[19:48] Ayame
    Welcome, Earth.
[19:51] Ayame
    I am Ayame, guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo.
[19:56] Earth
    Hello...
[19:58] Earth
    What can I do for you today?
[20:00] Ayame
    I wanted to apologize for
    Nazer's behavior the other day.
[20:10] Ayame
    After your battle with the Fairy Queen,
[20:13] Ayame
    every player in One More knows about you.
[20:16] Earth
    Huh...
[20:18] Ayame
    As an archer-only guild,
[20:20] Ayame
    if we can get you to join us,
    we'll be able to grow even bigger.
[20:24] Ayame
    At least, that's what he seemed to think...
[20:27] Earth
    Don't worry. It didn't
    offend me or anything.
[20:31] Ayame
    No, that's not all.
[20:34] Ayame
    We did an investigation
[20:36] Ayame
    and found that Nazer's been using
    your name to recruit members.
[20:42] Ayame
    I want to apologize to you on his behalf.
[20:45] Ayame
    I'm so sorry, Earth!
[20:47] Earth
    Um...
[20:50] Earth
    Got it!
[20:51] Earth
    I accept your apology for that, too.
[20:54] Earth
    Please raise your head.
[20:56] Ayame
    Thank you.
[20:58] Ayame
    We've punished him to ensure
    this never happens again.
[21:02] Earth
    Punished him?
[21:04] Ayame
    He's been demoted from
     lieutenant to ordinary member.
[21:08] Ayame
    He's also lost his guild invite privileges.
[21:10] Ayame
    We won't banish him.
[21:12] Ayame
    He must accept his punishment
    as a member of our guild.
[21:15] Ayame
    That is my responsibility as leader.
[21:19] Earth
    That's fine.
[21:20] Earth
    I think that's a good way to handle it,
[21:22] Earth
    and I have no objections.
[21:25] Ayame
    One more thing, Earth.
[21:29] Ayame
    Your battle with the
    Fairy Queen was truly amazing!
[21:33] Ayame
    You're the hope of archers everywhere.
[21:36] Ayame
    Keep it up!
[21:39] Ayame
    We all have great expectations for you!
[21:43] Earth
    That battle's had all kinds of
    effects on the game, huh?

[21:48] Earth
    I just want to relax and enjoy the game...
[21:56] Male GM 2
    He defeated EA and won its friendship,
[21:59] Male GM 2
    and he's having a massive influence
    on other players, as well.
[22:04] Male GM 1
    He's a player we'll have to keep an eye on.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued

E6 - Earth Gets Excited Over a New Dungeon

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Second Round Player
    Registrations Now Open
[01:32] Daichi
    They're allowing about as many new players
[01:34] Daichi
    as there are existing players, huh?
[01:36] Daichi
    I guess that means the new
    servers have been installed.

[01:39] Daichi
    I heard that the shortage of
    VR headsets got resolved, too.

[01:43] Daichi
    Which means registrations
    won't be open for long.

[01:49] Zwei
    Hey, Earth.
[01:51] Earth
    Hey.
[01:52] Zwei
    They added a new status effect
    in yesterday's patch.
[01:56] Zwei
    How are you gonna handle it?
[01:57] Earth
    Break Arms, huh?
[01:59] Earth
    If you get hit with it, you can't
    hold a weapon for a while.
[02:02] Millie
    We'll have to watch out for
    paralysis and petrification.
[02:06] Millie
    It'll trigger if you take more than 25% of
    your total HP in damage to your arms, too.
[02:11] Earth
    Well, at least other players
    can't steal your dropped weapon.
[02:17] Earth
    I played another game where somebody swiped
    a rare weapon from me after I died.
[02:21] Millie/Zwei
    Really?
SIGN    New Update Announcement
    A new dungeon is coming!!
[02:26] GM
    It's time to announce our new update!
     A new dungeon is coming!

SIGN    Its name is
    "A Challenge From the Departed"
    !!!
[02:29] GM
    Its name is "A Challenge From the Departed!"
[02:32] GM
    The dungeon is entirely randomly generated.
[02:35] GM
    Each time you enter, it will be
    a completely new experience!

[02:38] GM
    And there are all kinds of traps
    awaiting unlucky players,

[02:41] GM
    so if you can't think quick, you'll be
    joining the dead in the dungeon!

[02:46] GM
    How far can you *get before the
    one-hour time limit runs out?
[02:49] GM
    Your first goal will be the tenth floor!
[02:52] GM
    It's up to you whether you accept
    this challenge from the departed!

[02:55] GM
    Look forward to our next update!
[02:58] Zwei
    A totally randomly generated dungeon...
[03:01] Earth
    That sounds like a ton of fun!
[03:03] GM
    Now, we'll do an advance
    showing of our trailer

[03:06] GM
    for the second round of
    player registrations!

[03:15] Zwei
    That's me!
[03:21] Earth
    Don't show that!
[03:23] Millie
    Aw, you look so cool, though!
[03:26] Earth
    If new players think bows are
    a lot stronger than they are,
[03:29] Earth
    they're going to regret it later...
[03:32] Earth
    If I'm going to get ready
    for the new dungeon,

[03:35] Earth
    then I'll need a shield!
[03:38] Earth
    I don't think I can get any further in the
    game with dodging as my only defense,

[03:42] Earth
    especially in a cramped dungeon
    without room to move around.

[03:54] Earth
    I specialized my
    Shield skill in "small shields,"

[03:57] Earth
    which makes it easier to use my bow.
[03:59] Earth
    Thanks to that, I can gather
    materials at the same time.

[04:03] Earth
    Next, it's time to make
    new equipment, but...

[04:08] Blacks
    What are you making this time?
[04:10] Earth
    I'm making a new compound bow
    with these plans I brought in
[04:13] Earth
    from the real world.
SIGN    Otherworld Bow
     A bow created using methods not from our world.
    The principles behind it are unknown, but it's
    extremely powerful and stable.
    However, it requires special arrows to use.
     Effect: Atk+38 Score: 3
[04:17] Blacks
    Its attack is that high
    even with a score of 3?
[04:21] Blacks
    Any archer would love this!
[04:23] Earth
    I can't recommend it to them,
    given how much the arrows cost.
[04:27] Earth
    And I just made it to learn more
    about how these things work.
[04:30] Earth
    I'm not going to use it.
[04:32] Blacks
    You mean you're trying to
    make something even better?
[04:35] Earth
    Yeah, but it doesn't exist in the real world,
[04:39] Earth
    so I'll have to draw up the plans myself.
[04:46] Earth
    It's finally done! That took forever!
SIGN    Secret Light Metal Shield
     A small shield made from light metal. Usable as a shield, but also has a secret functionality.
     Effect: Def+25
     Special Effects: Transformation Ability, Right Arm Only
     Score: 6
[04:53] Earth
    I used material from the
    rock ants' exoskeletons

[04:57] Earth
    on the sides of the shield to strengthen it,
[04:59] Earth
    but mostly to protect the compound bow
    parts that I've placed inside the back.

SIGN    Secret Another Bow
     The shield with its secret mechanism deployed.
    For a hunting bow, it's small, but it's extremely lethal and accurate.
     However, it requires special arrows to use.
     Effect: Atk+60 Def+5
     Special Effects: Transformation Ability, Right Arm Only, Accuracy Bonus (Weak)
     Score: 6
[05:07] Earth
    Maybe the Accuracy Bonus (Weak) came from
    the little scope sight I put on it?

[05:13] Earth
    If I let go of the grip, it goes
    back to being a normal shield.

[05:19] Earth
    The reason I raised my Shield
    skill on my right hand,

[05:22] Earth
    and made that compound bow for practice,
[05:24] Earth
    and went through all that trouble trying
    to figure out how to draw plans,

[05:28] Earth
    was all for this.
[05:30] Earth
    It works in a semi-weird way,
    and the handle's upside-down,

[05:33] Earth
    but it's a weapon intended
    just for me, so that's fine!

[05:39] Earth
    Okay, now even if I get hit with Break Arms,
[05:43] Earth
    I won't immediately lose my
    ability to attack at long range!
[05:47] Earth
    It took five whole days to finish it,
    but it's good to be ready.

SIGN    Installing Update
SIGN    Complete
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Earth Gets Excited Over a New Dungeon
[06:07] Earth
    Look at all the players!
[06:09] Earth
    I guess that's what happens the
    first day after a big update.
[06:12] Earth
    Now, time to check out that new dungeon!
[06:16] Seller
    We're having a big sale!
[06:18] Seller
    Don't go in there without potions!
[06:19] Seller
    Who wants potions?
[06:21] Seller
    Cheap, powerful potions!
[06:23] Seller 2
    Buy now or cry later!
[06:25] Seller 2
    Who wants to try my new potions?
[06:26] Earth
    The merchant players are all fired up, too.
[06:29] Earth
    This is where they make their money.
[06:31] Red
    You there!
[06:32] Red
    Listen to me!
[06:39] Earth
    Um... what is it?
[06:42] Red
    I am Red!
SIGN    Red
[06:46] Blue
    I'm Blue!
SIGN    Blue
[06:49] Yellow
    Mah name is Yellow!
SIGN    Yellow
[06:52] Pink
    I'm Pink!
SIGN    Pink
[06:56] Green
    And I am none other than Green!
SIGN    Green
[07:00] All
    Together, we are...
[07:02] Earth
    Stop, stop! You can't say another word!
[07:06] Red
    But we're just getting to the good part!
[07:08] Earth
    Absolutely not!
SIGN    Gang of Six Rangers
    One More Rangers
SIGN    Gang of Six Rangers
    One More Rangers
[07:19] Earth
    I see!
[07:21] Earth
    A party that's modeling themselves
    after Sentai rangers?
[07:24] Earth
    Where's Black, then?
[07:26] Red
    He said he had a stomachache today.
[07:29] Pink
    Well, don't worry about that, okay?
[07:32] Earth
    You guys don't really sound like rangers...
[07:34] Earth
    But I guess I'm supposed
    to ignore that, right?

[07:37] Red
    Anyway, that means we
    don't have enough people.
[07:40] Red
    We were looking for another
    member when we found you!
[07:44] Red
    And so, of course, we had to approach you!
[07:46] Earth
    I don't think I can get too
    far in there on my own,

[07:49] Earth
    so maybe I'll go along with them.
[07:51] Earth
    You're inviting me to a
    pick-up group, right?
[07:56] Blue
    You're not wrong.
[07:59] Earth
    You're really into the role-play thing, huh?
[08:01] Red
    Then it's settled!
[08:02] Red
    We assault the enemy hideout, everyone!
[08:05] All
    Right!
[08:06] Earth
    It's not a hideout, though! It's a dungeon!
[08:09] Earth
    Well, whatever.
[08:18] Red
    All right! Let's go—
[08:20] Earth
    Wait!
SIGN    Threat Detection
[08:26] Earth
    Looks like we hit a nasty map.
[08:29] Earth
    There are fifteen traps in this room.
[08:33] Earth
    And four of them are instant death traps.
[08:36] Earth
    It's pretty typical for
    heroes to fall for traps,
[08:38] Earth
    but I don't want us getting wiped out.
[08:42] Blue
    True, that would be a problem.
[08:45] Earth
    I'll take the lead.
[08:46] Earth
    Follow my path exactly.
[08:48] All
    Right.
[08:56] Blue
    Red made the right call.
[08:58] Blue
    I was concerned when he wanted to
    add another member, but...
[09:03] Earth
    I bet.
[09:05] Earth
    You never know what'll happen when
     you add a new member for one session.

[09:07] Earth
    I'm surprised they decided to do it at all.
[09:09] Red
    No, we were lucky to meet the guy
    who married the Fairy Queen.
[09:14] Red
    There's no way he could be weak.
[09:16] Earth
    Um, are you talking about me?
[09:19] Red
    Who else could I be talking about?
[09:21] Earth
    I want to cry...
[09:28] Earth
    We're finally through.
[09:30] Red
    We'll take the lead from now on.
[09:32] Earth
    Sure.
[09:33] Red
    Come on! Swiftly!
[09:36] Red
    Swiftly!
[09:36] Yellow
    Swiftly!
[09:46] Red
    The enemy is here!
[09:48] Red
    We five warriors shall defeat our foes!
[09:51] All
    Right!
[09:53] Blue
    Too easy.
[09:55] Yellow
    Piece of cake!
[09:58] Green
    Behold my techniques!
[10:04] Red
    The power of justice prevails!
[10:06] Earth
    Oh, I guess you call yourself
    heroes for a reason!
[10:09] Earth
    I guess I can focus on finding traps, then!
[10:16] Red
    The stairs to the second floor!
[10:18] Red
    How long did it take us to get here?
[10:20] Blue
    Eighteen minutes.
[10:21] Blue
    We're taking too much time for
    a one-hour dungeon.
[10:26] Earth
    Sorry. I wish I could
    disarm the traps faster,
[10:30] Earth
    but it's dangerous to rush this stuff.
[10:32] Green
    None of us are so foolish as to
    complain about such a thing!
[10:35] Green
    Be at ease!
[10:36] Pink
    We're just glad to have you.
[10:38] Yellow
    I think we've just got
    to be careful as we go.
[10:43] Red
    Okay, let's go down a floor!
[10:47] Red
    It took us eighteen minutes to find the staircase
    from the first floor to the second, but...
[10:52] Pink
    We'll make it to the
    third floor really fast.
[10:55] Earth
    Sometimes a randomly generated dungeon
    is on your side, and sometimes it's not.
[10:59] Red
    Let's hurry on ahead!
[11:02] Red
    Swiftly!
[11:04] Red
    Hwaah!
[11:08] Red
    Wights and skeleton soldiers!
[11:10] Pink
    Leave it to me!
[11:12] Pink
    All right... Here I go!
[11:14] Pink
    Glorious Lovely Flash!
[11:26] Red
    Did we get them?
[11:30] Pink
    Oh, my!
[11:31] Pink
    The skeleton soldiers can
    dispel the spell, huh?
[11:34] Green
    They're different from the skeletons
    we saw on the first floor!
[11:38] Blue
    More wights!
[11:39] Red
    Don't worry!
[11:43] Red
    We'll destroy them!
[11:49] Yellow
    My attacks aren't working!
[11:57] Earth
    Wights can't take physical damage!
[11:59] Earth
    Leave this to me and Pink,
    and Blue's water magic!
[12:02] Red
    Thanks!
[12:04] Earth
    This Aeolian Dust Arrow
    has wind magic on it,

[12:07] Earth
    so it'll work on the wights!
[12:16] Red
    So we've finally found the way
    down to the fourth floor?
[12:20] Blue
    We lost a lot of time dealing
    with those tricky monsters.
[12:23] Earth
    It's been forty minutes already.
[12:26] Earth
    There's no way we'll make it
    to the tenth floor in time.
[12:29] Earth
    Why don't we aim for the
    fifth floor instead?
[12:32] Red
    No objection here!
[12:37] Earth
    What is this feeling, like the
    grim reaper's caressing my face?

[12:41] Earth
    Something's not right about this floor.
[12:43] Red
    Right!
[12:44] Voice
    Somebody help me!
[12:50] Earth
    Another party?
[12:51] Earth
    What happened?
[12:52] Red
    I'm coming!
[12:54] Earth
    Wait!
[13:04] Earth
    That trap locked us in here!
[13:06] Earth
    It's the type that won't let us leave
    until we complete this room's quest!

[13:15] Blue
    Look at them all.
[13:17] Red
    There's no time to think about this.
[13:19] Red
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:20] Green
    Understood!
[13:22] Yellow
    Time to kick butt!
[13:24] Earth
    Are there traps...?
[13:28] Earth
    No!
[13:29] Earth
    I can fight with my full strength!
[13:32] Earth
    Gatling Arrow!
[13:34] Earth
    Aeolian Dust Arrow!
[13:45] Adventurer 1
    Thanks, you saved us.
[13:48] Adventurer 2
    Let's join the fight, too!
[13:50] Red
    Okay! Finish them!
[13:53] Rangers
    Storm...
[13:56] Rangers
    Hurricane!
[14:02] Earth
    That's one heck of a flashy attack...
[14:04] Earth
    It does look strong, though!
[14:13] Adventurer 1
    You're the leader, huh?
[14:14] Adventurer 1
    Thanks for saving us from being wiped out!
[14:17] Red
    I just did what anyone would do!
[14:21] Blue
    Look, a huge treasure chest.
[14:24] Adventurer 2
    I can't wait to see what's inside!
SIGN    Threat Detection
[14:30] Earth
    No! Don't touch that chest!
[14:33] Adventurer 2
    What, you think we owe you
    this because you saved us?
[14:37] Earth
    No, it's a trap!
[14:40] Adventurer 2
    Don't underestimate me.
[14:42] Adventurer 2
    I've got the Thief skill, too.
[14:45] Adventurer 2
    I can tell if there's a trap.
[14:47] Earth
    Fine.
[14:48] Earth
    We won't touch the chest.
[14:52] Red
    Earth!
[14:53] Earth
    If you insist on opening it,
    wait until we're all out of the room!
[14:58] Green
    But then we won't get any reward...
[15:03] Blue
    We should do what Earth says.
[15:05] Blue
    Red.
[15:07] Red
    Right.
[15:08] Earth
    Let's leave immediately.
[15:11] Red
    Earth, if you abandoned
    that treasure chest,
[15:14] Red
    there must be something
    really bad inside, right?
[15:16] Earth
    Yeah.
[15:17] Earth
    This room had a double trap.
[15:21] Earth
    The first trapped you inside
    with a bunch of monsters.
[15:24] Earth
    And the other...
[15:30] Earth
    Kills you with your own greed.
[15:34] Red
    We're out of time.
[15:37] Red
    Earth, I don't want to offend you,
[15:40] Red
    but can I ask you a question?
[15:43] Red
    That adventurer said he had the Thief skill,
SIGN    Threat Detection
[15:46] Red
    but he didn't see the trap.
[15:49] Red
    I know it's considered impolite
    to ask about others' skills,
[15:52] Red
    but is your level above 20?
[15:55] Earth
    I can't give you the exact number,
    but I'll admit it's over 20.
[16:00] Earth
    It's actually above 30.
[16:02] Earth
    If it was 20, I wouldn't have
    been able to see that last trap.

[16:05] Earth
    But I shouldn't tell that
    to somebody I've just met.

[16:09] Red
    Let's split up our winnings
    and call it a day.
[16:11] Red
    We didn't get much, though.
[16:13] Earth
    My Thief skill went way up,
    so I'm pretty happy.
[16:18] Red
    If you're satisfied, then so are we!
[16:21] Green
    I'm not!
[16:23] Green
    I wanted to explore the second floor more!
[16:25] Green
    There might've been good items!
[16:27] Yellow
    But there's that time limit!
[16:30] Green
    Clearing an entire floor before moving on
    to the next is one way to enjoy a dungeon!
[16:34] Green
    I enjoy mapping!
[16:36] Earth
    I get that!
[16:37] Earth
    You feel so satisfied
    when you complete a map!
[16:40] Green
    Behold! This is my complete
    map of the first floor!
[16:43] Blue
    I can never figure out what
    your maps are trying to say.
[16:47] Blue
    Is this map really right?
[16:48] Pink
    Green has a terrible
    sense of direction, too.
[16:51] Yellow
    These floors are randomly generated anyway,
    so that map'll be useless next time we come.
[16:58] Earth
    Good point.
[17:00] Red
    Earth, thank you so much for coming today!
[17:02] Red
    We'd love to introduce you to Black!
[17:04] Red
    Let me send a friend request!
[17:08] Earth
    Sure.
[17:09] Earth
    I was lucky I got to do a run with you guys!
[17:14] Earth
    If I want to get to the
    tenth floor within an hour,
[17:17] Earth
    I need to be able to disarm traps faster.
[17:20] Earth
    That's why I decided to build a tool
    that would help my Thief skill...
[17:26] Earth
    But if you make it too thin, it snaps.
[17:28] Earth
    And if you try to make it so it
    doesn't snap, it gets too thick!
[17:31] Blacks
    Making another weird item?
[17:35] Earth
    I'm trying to come up with a way to deal
    with the traps in the new dungeon.
[17:37] Earth
    I could do it faster with a picking tool,
[17:41] Earth
    but it's hard to get one that's
    thin but doesn't break.
[17:44] Blacks
    Let me see that for a second.
[17:51] Blacks
    Well? How's this?
[17:55] Earth
    Wow!
[17:57] Earth
    I can tell you're a pro!
[17:58] Earth
    It's even better than I could've hoped for!
[18:01] Blacks
    This one's on the house.
[18:03] Earth
    Thanks! I learned a lot!
[18:07] Blacks
    Sure thing! Keep it up!
[18:10] Earth
    Things will go much smoother with this.
[18:13] Earth
    Now I just need some more arrows...
[18:15] Fairy Queen
    Hey, how've you been?!
[18:18] Earth
    You always show up out
    of nowhere, don't you?
[18:20] Earth
    You scared me!
[18:21] Fairy Queen
    Does that mean I should make a big
    announcement before I arrive?
[18:25] Fairy Queen
    Maybe add in some music?
[18:26] Earth
    Are you trying to be a pro wrestler?
[18:28] Earth
    Well, whatever.
[18:30] Earth
    So, you're in your full regalia today.
    Did something happen?
[18:33] Fairy Queen
    I'm going to give out contract
    crystals to the new adventurers,
[18:37] Fairy Queen
    so they can make contracts with fairies.
[18:39] Earth
    Oh, right. A lot of new players just joined.
[18:43] Fairy Queen
    I want to hand over as many as I can today.
[18:46] Fairy Queen
    It's pretty tough to write all those emails.
[18:49] Fairy Queen
    I do have human helpers, but still.
[18:52] Earth
    Does she mean the game's GMs?
[18:57] Earth
    Still, going out of her way to deliver the
    crystals in person is pretty old-fashioned.

[19:02] Fairy Queen
    So, anyway, I'm off!
[19:04] Fairy Queen
    Let's talk again later, my husband!
[19:09] Earth
    You and I are not married!
[19:11] Fairy Queen
    Aw, and I spent so much time on my hair.
[19:14] Earth
    She's a woman in that sense, I guess.
[19:16] Earth
    Maybe I hit her too hard.
[19:19] Fairy Queen
    I guess it's time to go.
[19:21] Fairy Queen
    Farewell!
[19:25] Earth
    I guess she's working hard
    at her job, at least.
[19:29] Earth
    I should work hard, too.
[19:42] Earth
    This should be enough for
    another dungeon run.
[19:45] Earth
    Now to do some cooking...
[19:49] Fairy Queen
    I'm back...
[19:52] Earth
    You don't look so good...
[19:54] Fairy Queen
    Handing over the crystals went fine.
[19:57] Fairy Queen
    But after that...
[19:59] Fairy Queen
    Who cares about my measurements?
[20:02] Fairy Queen
    Why do you want to know
    what kind of guy I like?
[20:05] Fairy Queen
    What's the point of asking
    me my favorite food?
[20:06] Fairy Queen
    And there were these weird questions
    about how I felt about having affairs,
[20:09] Fairy Queen
    and I'm obviously not telling any of you
    where you can come meet me!
[20:15] Earth
    I-I see. Sounds rough.
[20:18] Fairy Queen
    I felt like I had no choice
    but to summon everyone
[20:22] Fairy Queen
    who asked those questions
    to the battlefield,
[20:24] Fairy Queen
    then defeat them and revive them ten times,
    giving them a death penalty each time.
[20:28] Earth
    Wait... What were you thinking?
[20:31] Fairy Queen
    But... But when I did...
[20:33] Fairy Queen
    They said, "For us, this is a reward!"
[20:35] Fairy Queen
    And then they all got these creepy smiles!
[20:38] Fairy Queen
    Humans are scary.
[20:41] Fairy Queen
    I'm so tired.
[20:43] Earth
    I do feel a little bad for her...
[20:46] Fairy Queen
    And so...
[20:48] Fairy Queen
    Please, let me rest my head on your lap!
[20:49] Fairy Queen
    Give me head pats!
[20:51] Fairy Queen
    And sign this marriage form, too!
[20:53] Earth
    Wh-Where did you learn about that?
[20:56] Fairy Queen
    I got it from the town hall!
[20:58] Fairy Queen
    I've already signed it!
[21:00] Earth
    Which town hall?
[21:01] Fairy Queen
    Once you sign it,
    we'll be officially married!
[21:05] Earth
    Why would we get married?
[21:06] Earth
    Sheesh, how do you learn about this stuff?
[21:09] Fairy Queen
    Don't be so stubborn!
[21:11] Fairy Queen
    The husband comes home tired from work!
[21:14] Fairy Queen
    It's the wife's job to cheer the husband up!
[21:15] Earth
    Who's the wife and who's the
    husband in this scenario?!
[21:21] Fairy Queen
    It's so good!
[21:23] Earth
    Sheesh...
[21:24] Fairy Queen
    What's this called?
[21:25] Fairy Queen
    I've never seen it before!
[21:27] Earth
    It's a meat bun.
[21:29] Earth
    My Cooking skill finally hit level 50,
[21:31] Earth
    and I can use a steamer now,
[21:33] Earth
    so I tried making it.
[21:35] Fairy Queen
    So I'm your first customer, huh?
[21:38] Fairy Queen
    I'm so happy!
[21:41] Earth
    Well, I guess I can give her what
    she wants a little, just for today.

[21:46] Earth
    It must be rough being a queen.
[21:48] Earth
    She can't go on adventures
    whenever she wants like I can,

[21:51] Earth
    and I'm the only adventurer
    she gets to talk to, so...

[21:55] Fairy Queen
    Thank you, husband!
[21:59] Earth
    Stop saying that!
[22:00] Fairy Queen
    Look at you blush!
[22:03] Earth
    Maybe I shouldn't have given
    her what she wanted... sob.

[22:07] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued

E7 - Earth Challenges a Boss

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Earth Challenges a Boss
[01:43] Earth
    Stun?!
[01:45] Earth
    Damn it!
[01:45] Earth
    I can't move! This isn't good...
[02:00] Earth
    As for how I found myself
    in this situation...

SIGN    Several Days Prior
[02:09] Earth
    After making myself a set of tools,
[02:11] Earth
    I spent my days going into the dungeon solo.
[02:15] Earth
    My goal, of course, was to improve my
    lockpicking and trap disarming skills.

[02:28] Earth
    Well, at first I messed up all the time,
[02:32] Earth
    and sometimes even got myself
    killed in the process.

[02:38] Earth
    But after a lot of practice,
    my thief skill finally reached level 50!

SIGN    Your Thief Skill has reached Lv50.
    You have unlocked the ability
    to specialize into either Superior Thief
    or Benevolent Thief. Which will you choose?
    
    Superior Thief / Benevolent Thief
[02:44] Earth
    Now I can evolve it into
    a higher ranked skill.

[02:47] Earth
    Hm...
[02:49] Earth
    Superior Thief is a more powerful version
    of thief that does mostly the same things.
[02:54] Earth
    And Benevolent Thief can...
[02:57] Earth
    steal from monsters...
[03:02] Earth
    or get a bonus while sneak attacking,
[03:04] Earth
    which are things a normal thief can't do.
[03:07] Earth
    It will require more EXP to evolve, however.
[03:13] Earth
    Benevolent Thief, definitely.
[03:15] Earth
    That sounds a lot more fun.
[03:21] Earth
    Red?
SIGN    Gang of Six Rangers
    One More Rangers
[03:27] Black
    At last, the time has come.
[03:29] Black
    Yah-wah-who-wha-wuh!
[03:32] Black
    Black is here!
[03:32] SIGN
    Black
[03:34] Black
    So, yeah, nice to meet you, Earth.
[03:40] Black
    Now, let us begin.
[03:41] Earth
    Sure thing.
[03:43] Black
    Oh, my! A new type of trap!
[03:48] Earth
    Wow, fascinating!
[03:51] Earth
    Look how clever this is! Wonderful!
[03:54] Black
    Indeed!
[03:56] Earth
    Look what happens if you try
    to pick it the normal way!
[03:56] Pink
    Hey, why are those two getting so
    excited over disarming a trap?
[04:00] Black
    Brilliant, Earth! You noticed the trick!
[04:01] Red
    I introduced them because
    I thought they'd get along,
[04:04] Red
    but I didn't expect them
    to get along so well.
[04:05] Earth
    Okay, now here...
[04:07] Earth
    Think we can do it?
[04:09] Black
    Indeed we can!
[04:19] Earth
    And at the same time, I kept
    going into the dungeon myself.

[04:25] Earth
    And as I disarmed more and more traps,
[04:27] Earth
    my success rate began to increase...
[04:32] Earth
    And my Benevolent Thief
    skill was increasing, too.

[04:37] Earth
    There was something else
    I noticed while I was down there.

[04:40] Earth
    How the monsters in the dungeon worked.
[04:44] Earth
    They seemed to be attracted to light.
[04:48] Earth
    And so...
[04:50] Earth
    I was able to use my Long-Distance Vision skill,
     which lets me see in the dark,

[04:53] Earth
    to drastically reduce the number
    of battles I had to fight.

[04:58] Earth
    Once I realized that, I was able
    to avoid unnecessary fights,

[05:03] Earth
    and go deeper into the dungeon.
[05:07] Earth
    And today, I reached the staircase
    to the next-to-last level on my own.

[05:19] Earth
    Now then, how much time do I have left?
SIGN    Time Remaining
[05:23] Earth
    Just over five minutes...
[05:27] Earth
    That's not a lot.
    There are liches on the 9th floor.
[05:31] Earth
    I have to take my time.
[05:34] Earth
    Well, I'll just have to
    see how far I can get.
[06:03] Earth
    That was close.
[06:05] (Flashback) Red
    Watch out for liches!
[06:07] (Flashback) Red
    Not only do they use status attacks,
    they'll also summon nearby monsters,
[06:11] (Flashback) Red
    which means big trouble!
[06:14] (Flashback) Earth
    That makes them really
    tough for solo players!
[06:17] Earth
    If I end up fighting that
    thing, I'm done for.

[06:20] Earth
    Gotta be careful!
SIGN    Time Remaining
[06:33] Earth
    What is this?
[06:38] Earth
    The staircase is right there!
[06:41] Earth
    I don't have time to disarm
    all these traps...

[06:45] Earth
    I guess I'll just have to go for it!
[06:53] Earth
    Ad Caelum!
[06:56] Earth
    Fly!
[07:04] Earth
    Just a little more!
[07:07] Earth
    Is this the end?
[07:09] Earth
    No, I'll go as far...
[07:14] Earth
    as I can!
[07:24] Earth
    It didn't kick me out of the dungeon?
[07:30] Earth
    The timer stopped?
[07:35] Earth
    What's going on here?
[07:37] Earth
    I'm still on the staircase...
[07:40] Earth
    Does this mean I'm regarded as
    having reached the last floor?

[07:45] Earth
    Well, whatever.
[07:49] Earth
    I've reached a place nobody else has.
[08:17] Andre
    Oh?
[08:19] Earth
    Who's there?
[08:20] Andre
    I didn't expect anyone to
    reach this place alone.
[08:26] Andre
    My name is Andre. I am a knight of the Empire.
[08:30] Andre
    Well, that was a long, long time ago.
[08:34] Andre
    This staircase is long.
[08:36] Andre
    Listen to my tale. It will give you something
    to think about on the long way down.
[08:43] Andre
    My nation ordered me to
    investigate this place,
[08:47] Andre
    the Labyrinth of the Departed,
    and seal it away.
[08:51] Andre
    I led a great army inside,
[08:54] Andre
    but the monsters and traps slew them all.
[08:59] Andre
    In the end, I was the last one left.
[09:01] Andre
    I journeyed through the labyrinth
    alone and reached the deepest room.
[09:10] Andre
    But...
[09:24] Andre
    There was nothing there.
[09:31] Andre
    Not even air to breathe.
[09:35] Andre
    I died there, and was transformed
    into a skeleton knight
[09:40] Andre
    that is forced to protect this dungeon.
[09:45] Earth
    You came to seal the labyrinth,
    and they turned you into its guardian?
[09:51] Earth
    Is this room still there?
[09:53] Andre
    No. I destroyed it.
[09:57] Andre
    I am the only one who will
    ever die from such a trap.
[10:02] Earth
    Even in death, he still tried
    to be a noble knight...

[10:05] Andre
    You'll find me waiting at
    the bottom of the stairs.
[10:10] Earth
    And what do you want me to do?
[10:13] Andre
    Kill me.
[10:17] Andre
    I have endured this long, refusing to let
    my heart become that of a monster, as well.
[10:20] Andre
    But I will not be able to
    keep that up much longer.
[10:23] Andre
    I am tired.
[10:27] Andre
    Please, let me be free...
[10:29] Andre
    To be with my men... my comrades.
[11:03] Earth
    A-Andre?
[11:12] Andre
    At last!
[11:13] Andre
    At last, you gave in, Andre!
[11:15] Andre
    This sword! This body!
[11:17] Andre
    They're all mine!
[11:29] Andre
    What the hell was that for?
[11:31] Earth
    Stop talking.
[11:33] Earth
    You're pissing me off.
[11:36] Andre
    How dare you, human?
[11:39] Andre
    I'll make you suffer before you die!
[11:47] Earth
    He traveled that distance
    in a single instant?

[11:55] Earth
    The fight's not over yet.
[11:59] Earth
    He's fast. And he hits hard!
[12:03] Andre
    Excellent. Just like I hoped!
[12:06] Andre
    You want to focus on defending? Very well!
[12:11] Andre
    Flames? How dare you?!
[12:15] Earth
    You think I'm just defending, huh?
[12:17] Earth
    I don't fight with a sword!
[12:19] Earth
    I'm not going to fight you head-on!
[12:22] Andre
    You aren't, huh?
[12:23] Andre
    Then...
[12:29] Earth
    Break Arms?
[12:36] Andre
    Your bow can't help you now.
[12:39] Andre
    This time, you're finished. Right, human?
[12:42] Andre
    Give it up.
[12:46] Earth
    I told you. It's not over yet.
[12:49] Andre
    What?
[12:51] Earth
    I've got more tricks in store.
[12:53] Earth
    You haven't won yet.
[12:59] Andre
    How fun.
[13:04] Earth
    But my Secret Another Bow isn't invincible.
[13:08] Earth
    It can only fire special arrows,
[13:10] Earth
    and I can't use any arts with it.
[13:12] Earth
    But it fires fast, and I can aim
    faster than with a big bow.

[13:15] Earth
    I'll fight not with power,
    but with quantity!

[13:19] Andre
    Stop moving around! You're making me mad!
[13:22] Andre
    Shield Charge!
[13:25] Earth
    What?
[13:26] Andre
    Shield Chaser!
[13:35] Earth
    Stun?!
[13:37] Earth
    Damn it!
[13:38] Earth
    I can't move! This isn't good...
[13:51] Andre
    I didn't expect I would
    have to use this art.
[13:57] Andre
    But this has gone on long enough.
[14:00] Andre
    I'll send you to the god you love so much.
[14:04] Earth
    To my god, you say?
[14:07] Andre
    Whenever something happens,
    you always pray to your god.
[14:10] Andre
    Because you love him so much, right?
[14:23] Andre
    Curse you!
[14:25] Earth
    There are no gods in this world!
[14:29] Earth
    The only thing you'll find in
    this place is the human will,
[14:32] Earth
    which struggles to survive,
     no matter how bad things get!
[14:36] Andre
    Then show me your will!
[14:40] Earth
    All right, I will!
[14:43] Earth
    Triangle Shot!
[14:47] Earth
    I use a diagonal kick after
    creating an illusion!
[14:55] Earth
    Fairies everywhere, hear my voice!
[14:59] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[15:01] Earth
    My prayers lie with the fairies!
[15:06] Earth
    With my great wish!
[15:08] Earth
    I make my wish unto the
    great ruler of the fairies.
[15:11] Earth
    I make my wish to their ruler.
[15:13] Earth
    I offer up a portion of my magic
    to the great ruler of the fairies,
[15:13] Andre
    Is that all you've got?
[15:14] Andre
    An incantation? He's using magic?
[15:17] Andre
    Give up and die already!
[15:18] Earth
    that she might empower my soul.
[15:20] Earth
    Grant me your great
    protection this one time.
[15:24] Earth
    Let that protection, and my magic,
[15:27] Earth
    become a strength that brings pain and
    despair unto the enemy before me.
[15:33] Andre
    Stop that spell!
[15:36] Earth
    May this incantation be my vow, and may
    I be granted the aid of the fairy queen,
[15:43] Earth
    that the glory and honor of this
    victory be offered up unto her!
[15:45] Andre
    I won't let you finish it!
[15:48] Andre
    There will be no miracles!
[15:55] Earth
    My name is Earth!
[15:57] Earth
    He who was granted this skill
    by the 87th Fairy Queen!
[16:05] Earth
    By the contract we swore, may a
    single miracle manifest before me.
[16:12] Earth
    My wish becomes a spell,
    a plea unto the Fairy Queen.
[16:17] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[16:24] Earth
    Annihilate my foe with true power!
[16:28] Earth
    Elder Prism Nova!
SIGN    Elder Prism Nova
[16:41] Earth
    I recited the whole incantation,
[16:43] Earth
    so it's the most powerful
    Prism Nova I can do...

[16:45] Earth
    Please, give me petrification
    or paralysis...

[16:47] Earth
    Something that will get me out of this!
[16:57] Andre
    You're going to pay for that, human!
[17:00] Earth
    No luck, huh?
[17:04] Earth
    What's this?
[17:07] Earth
    An illusion?
[17:09] Andre
    You!
[17:10] Andre
    That ring... are you his contract partner?
[17:14] Earth
    I see...
[17:16] Earth
    It's the effect of the ring!
[17:34] Earth
    Thanks, Queen!
[17:41] Earth
    Now, to finish this!
[17:44] Earth
    Wide Arrow!
[17:46] Earth
    Gatling Arrow!
[17:48] Earth
    Twin-Fanged Arrow!
[17:49] Earth
    Mirror Arrow!
[17:51] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[17:54] Earth
    Now explode!
[18:09] Earth
    Did I get him?
[18:16] Andre
    Splendid.
[18:18] Andre
    Victory is yours.
[18:19] Earth
    Is that you, Andre?
[18:22] Andre
    Yup.
[18:24] Andre
    You defeated him before my soul disappeared.
[18:29] Andre
    You gave me a little time to thank you.
[18:34] Earth
    I see...
[18:36] Earth
    So I gave you what you wanted?
[18:40] Andre
    Yup.
[18:40] Andre
    You've given me even more than I hoped for!
[18:44] Andre
    I never thought I'd be able to meet
    my end as a human, not a monster!
[18:49] Earth
    You're so easygoing!
    Is that who you really are?
[18:51] Andre
    Sorry, sorry.
[18:52] Andre
    I was in a state of complete
    despair before we fought.
[18:55] Andre
    Honestly, I figured since you were
    playing solo, you didn't have a chance.
[18:59] Earth
    Sorry about that.
[19:06] Andre
    Anyway, it's time to go.
[19:10] Andre
    Thanks, really. For defeating me.
[19:14] Andre
    As a reward, you can have my sword.
SIGN    Knight Sword of an Ancient Knight
    Effect: Will break and disappear when used to attack something.
[19:18] Andre
    It's a mess, but if you sell it as an antique,
    it should be worth something.
[19:24] Earth
    Thanks, Andre.
[19:26] Earth
    I'll accept it.
[19:29] Andre
    You said that there is no god here.
[19:33] Andre
    But I think there is.
[19:36] Andre
    I was able to meet my end not
    as a monster, but as a human,
[19:40] Andre
    and my companions even came to get me.
[19:43] Andre
    Only God could bring me such luck.
[19:50] Andre
    I pray that God blesses the
    path you walk, as well.
[20:00] Earth
    Thanks, Andre.
[20:03] Earth
    Watch over me while you drink
    a nice glass or something.
[20:06] Earth
    If God is real, I'm sure he'll hook you up.
[20:15] GM
    We have an urgent announcement!
SIGN    Urgent Announcement
[20:21] GM
    One of the secret bosses of "A Challenge
    from the Departed" has been defeated.

[20:27] GM
    Its defeat has unlocked a new type
    of weapon, the Knight's Sword.

[20:33] GM
    A Knight's Sword is a superior
    version of a one-handed sword,

[20:36] GM
    with a long reach and a powerful attack.
[20:40] GM
    See the upcoming announcement on our
    official home page for more details!

[20:46] Earth
    So beating the dungeon
    unlocked a new weapon, huh?

[20:52] Earth
    She said "one of the secret bosses,"
[20:55] Earth
    which means there are probably
    more weapon unlocks to be found.

[21:03] Earth
    No luck, huh?
[21:05] Earth
    I can't repair either of them...
[21:08] Earth
    I guess I should've known.
[21:14] Earth
    Sorry. Thanks for everything
    you've done for me.
[21:22] Earth
    I turned my broken weapons
    into a new shield, but...
[21:30] Earth
    My bow and leather equipment are
    both a mess and need repairing.
[21:36] Earth
    This is gonna hurt my wallet.
[21:38] Earth
    But, well...
[21:44] Earth
    And so, my time spent fighting
    alone came to an end, for now.

[21:59] Dragon Princess
    It's finally my turn, huh?
[22:02] Dragon Princess
    I can't wait to see how they taste.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued

E8 - Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
[01:31] Male GM 1
    Now, let's hear your report.
[01:34] Female GM
    PN-O-EA seems to be enjoying herself.
[01:37] Male GM 1
    Her learning seems to be advancing
    quickly thanks to that archer.
[01:42] Male GM 1
    We'll need to thank him.
[01:44] Female GM
    There's a problem, though.
[01:48] Female GM
    PN-1-EB has been complaining
    that she is bored.
[01:54] Male GM 1
    Let's allow her to go for a walk.
[01:58] Earth
    Hey.
[02:00] Zwei
    Earth! Thanks for coming!
[02:03] Earth
    No, thanks for inviting me.
[02:06] Zwei
    Nora and Kazamine can't play today.
[02:09] Zwei
    So we were hoping we could get a
    thief player who could also DPS.
[02:14] Earth
    But then we'll only have
    Millie for a healer.
[02:18] Earth
    Will we be okay?
[02:19] Millie
    A new healer is going to join us today.
[02:23] Earth
    A new player, huh?
[02:26] Earth
    I don't see them anywhere, though.
[02:28] Zwei
    Sorry. She said she'd be late.
[02:31] Earth
    It's okay if she's a few minutes late.
[02:34] Rona
    Oh, Earth...
[02:36] Rona
    About this new player...
[02:40] Rage
    She can be a little rude sometimes.
[02:43] Rage
    I guess "strong-willed" would
    be a nice way to put it.
[02:47] Earth
    So I just need to kind of brush it off, huh?
[02:51] Zwei
    There weren't any other free healers today.
[02:54] Zwei
    Sorry.
[02:55] Earth
    Not a lot of people play
    tanks or healers. I get it.
[03:00] Zwei
    Thanks, I appreciate that.
[03:05] Eliza
    So you've all come out to greet me, I see!
[03:08] Eliza
    I appreciate that.
[03:10] Zwei
    No, you're just late, dummy!
[03:14] Zwei
    Earth, her name is Eliza.
[03:18] Zwei
    Her real name is "Elizabeth,"
    but we call her "Eliza" for short.
[03:22] Zwei
    She's a really good mage,
    and really dependable.
[03:28] Earth
    Zwei even did her introduction for her...
[03:31] Earth
    It must be rough being a guild master.
[03:33] Zwei
    Come on, Eliza!
[03:35] Zwei
    Get down here and apologize to Earth!
[03:37] Eliza
    I don't know...
[03:39] Eliza
    This archer looks like a wimp.
    Is he actually useful for anything?
[03:43] Eliza
    He looks so ordinary,
     like a generic townsperson.
[03:47] Zwei
    Eliza!
[03:49] Earth
    You can see if I'm useful or not
    once we get into the dungeon.
[03:57] Earth
    Okay, there we go!
[03:59] Rona
    I'm so glad we brought you.
[04:01] Rona
    There were a ton of traps
    on that last floor, too.
[04:05] Earth
    You run into traps like that sometimes.
[04:07] Earth
    Some of those traps are
    one-hit kills if you step on them.
[04:11] Earth
    Make sure to keep an eye out.
[04:15] Eliza
    Well, it looks like he can
    disarm traps, at least.
[04:20] Zwei
    Okay, we made it to the fifth floor.
[04:24] Zwei
    Let's take a break.
[04:26] Eliza
    Do we have time for breaks?
[04:29] Eliza
    There's a time limit.
[04:31] Eliza
    Let's keep moving.
[04:33] Rage
    We're going to need to be much
    more careful from here on out.
[04:36] Millie
    You sometimes run into
     dangerous enemies on this floor.
[04:40] Earth
    The lesser liches.
[04:43] Eliza
    A-Are they that dangerous?
[04:46] Earth
    Yeah. Not only are they
    immune to physical attacks,
[04:50] Earth
    they use a ton of status effects
    that stop you from moving.
[04:54] Earth
    People call them "trauma generators."
[05:00] Earth
    Don't worry. I can deal with any
    freeze or paralysis effects.
[05:05] Earth
    And Eliza can fix petrification.
[05:09] Rona
    And I've learned magic-type attacks,
    so I can help, too!
[05:14] Zwei
    Yeah. We can handle one lesser lich.
[05:18] Earth
    Yeah. If we're careful...
[05:21] Earth
    Zwei!
[05:23] Zwei
    What is it?
[05:24] Earth
    Monsters are approaching.
[05:27] Zwei
    How many?
[05:28] Earth
    Twelve. Four Lesser Liches.
[05:31] Millie
    Oh, my...
[05:33] Zwei
    Earth, are there any traps in this room?
[05:36] Earth
    No, none.
[05:39] Zwei
    Okay.
[05:41] Zwei
    It's dangerous to try to run.
[05:43] Zwei
    We'll fight them here!
[05:45] Rage
    I'll guard the rear!
[05:48] Rona
    Guess we have to fight!
[05:50] Millie
    I'll cast some offensive buff spells
    while I've still got the chance!
[05:55] Zwei
    Yeah. Eliza, get ready to
    use some attack magic.
[05:59] Zwei
    Eliza?
[06:01] Eliza
    D-Did you say something?
[06:04] Earth
    She's so nervous that she's shaking.
[06:07] Zwei
    An attack spell!
[06:09] Zwei
    Hit them with something strong!
[06:12] Eliza
    G-Got it!
[06:15] Earth
    I need to get ready to attack, too.
[06:19] Earth
    Here they come!
[06:23] Earth
    I'll hit them first!
[06:26] Earth
    Wide Arrow!
[06:30] Eliza
    Holy Ray!
[06:31] Millie
    Explosion!
[06:35] Zwei
    Okay, great!
[06:41] Earth
    I guess I should've known
    that wouldn't be enough.
[06:44] Rage
    Aggro Control!
[06:46] Rage
    Taunt!
[06:53] Rage
    I'll handle their attacks!
[06:56] Rona
    Here I go!
[06:58] Rona
    War Spirit Twinfists!
[07:09] Zwei
    Okay, there's one!
[07:12] Zwei
    This would be a lot easier
    if I had a magic sword...
[07:20] Earth
    Oh, no!
[07:20] Earth
    Rage has been petrified and can't move!
[07:22] Earth
    They'll start coming after us!
[07:25] Millie
    Eliza, heal Rage, please!
[07:30] Zwei
    Eliza, if we can't heal Rage's petrification,
    we'll be wiped out!
[07:35] Eliza
    I-I know!
[07:37] Eliza
    I'll do it now!
[07:42] Eliza
    No... I'm too scared to speak!
[07:49] Rona
    Now, Eliza!
[07:50] Zwei
    Damn it! I'm running out of MP!
[07:53] Rage
    Aren't you ready yet, Eliza?!
[07:59] Earth
    Get down, everyone!
[08:08] Earth
    Eliza.
[08:11] Earth
    Did that wake you up?
[08:14] Earth
    Heal him.
[08:16] Eliza
    Y-Yes!
[08:18] Eliza
    Rapidem Cominut Lux.
[08:21] Eliza
    Stone Break Cure!
[08:27] Rage
    Thank you!
[08:28] Rage
    Now I can go back on defense!
[08:30] Zwei
    Okay, the enemy's weakened.
[08:32] Zwei
    Let's finish them!
[08:34] Earth
    Yeah!
[08:41] Eliza
    If you had something that powerful,
    why didn't you use it from the start?
[08:45] Earth
    They're risky to use,
[08:47] Earth
    and I can't carry a lot of them.
[08:50] Eliza
    But you could've been faster—
[08:52] Zwei
    Eliza! If you don't stop
    complaining about Earth...
[08:56] Eliza
    N-No! I wasn't complaining.
[08:58] Eliza
    I just...
[09:00] Millie
    Both of you...
[09:02] Millie
    It's not just guild members down here today.
[09:06] Millie
    So put a lid on it.
[09:09] Both
    O-Okay.
[09:11] Earth
    Millie's scary when she gets angry, huh?
[09:14] Eliza
    Um... I'm sorry.
[09:20] Earth
    We're not done with the dungeon yet.
[09:22] Earth
    We'll need your help with healing.
[09:26] Eliza
    Leave it to me!
[09:31] Zwei
    Well, we made it out alive!
[09:33] Rona
    I wasn't sure we would!
[09:36] Rage
    Yeah.
[09:37] Zwei
    Thanks again, Earth.
[09:40] Zwei
    You were a huge help today!
[09:42] Earth
    I got a lot of good stuff out of it.
[09:44] Earth
    I'm grateful to you guys, too.
[09:46] Zwei
    Glad to hear it.
[09:47] Zwei
    Let's play again sometime.
[09:49] Earth
    Yeah, see you.
[09:51] All
    Bye!
[09:51] All
    See you later!
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
SIGN    Japanese Bow
    A Japanese Bow is
    a superior version of a longbow.
    Its larger size gives it
    greater attack power and longer range.
[10:05] Earth
    So these are the new weapons,
    the Japanese Bow and Ootachi.

SIGN    Ootachi
    ... intended to cut through an enemy,
    rather than crush them like a greatsword.
    The weapon's arts will be
    Japanese-style katana arts, as well.
[10:09] Earth
    Kazamine from Blue Color was
    kind of a samurai character.

[10:13] Earth
    He's gonna love that Ootachi.
[10:16] Dragon Princess
    You there.
[10:21] Dragon Princess
    Are you Earth?
[10:25] Earth
    Pointed ears, Japanese clothing,
    and dragon-like horns.

[10:30] Earth
    That's not a player avatar.
[10:33] Earth
    I'm Earth, yes.
[10:35] Earth
    Who are you?
[10:36] Dragon Princess
    I am...
[10:38] Dragon Princess
    Hm, I'll explain it in a way that's
    easy for you to understand.
[10:42] Dragon Princess
    I'm like the Fairy Queen's little sister.
[10:46] Earth
    I can tell she's going to
    be a pain to deal with!

[10:49] Dragon Princess
    Seeing you tense up like that saddens me.
[10:52] Earth
    Okay, I understand who you are.
[10:56] Earth
    Why have you come to see me?
[11:00] Dragon Princess
    There are several reasons.
[11:02] Dragon Princess
    But the real reason was that
    I wanted a taste for myself.
[11:05] Earth
    A taste?
[11:07] Dragon Princess
    I'm especially interested in...
    yes... getting a taste of your lips.
[11:13] Dragon Princess
    How about it?
[11:16] Earth
    You're just as bad as your big sister!
[11:19] Earth
    Yeah, I'm definitely sure
    you're her sister now!
[11:24] Dragon Princess
    So you think you can hit me with a fan, huh?
[11:27] Dragon Princess
    You're an intriguing guy.
[11:29] Dragon Princess
    I think I can see why my
    sister is so taken with you.
[11:33] Earth
    Please go away...
[11:35] Dragon Princess
    My sister told me you make
    the most delicious food.
[11:41] Dragon Princess
    I'd love to try some.
[11:44] Earth
    I refuse.
[11:45] Earth
    Sorry, but I'm going to
    the armor shop today.
[11:48] Dragon Princess
    You can go there first, then.
[11:51] Dragon Princess
    I'll just follow you there!
[11:54] Dragon Princess
    I don't get many chances
     to go outside like this.
[11:59] Dragon Princess
    I want to look around at the city.
[12:02] Dragon Princess
    Or is that not okay?
[12:05] Earth
    Oh, fine...
[12:10] Earth
    This is all store merchandise,
    so don't touch it.
[12:14] Dragon Princess
    I-I know!
[12:16] Dragon Princess
    I'm just surprised that humans
    can make things like these!
[12:21] Myun
    Thanks.
[12:22] Myun
    You've got a cute little
    friend with you today, huh?
[12:25] Earth
    Oh, well... you know...
[12:28] Earth
    Anyway, I came today 'cause I wanted
    you to repair this cloak I'm wearing.
[12:35] Myun
    Oh, this thing's just
    at the end of its life.
[12:38] Dragon Princess
    The end of its life?
[12:40] Myun
    If it's this badly damaged,
[12:42] Myun
    it'll be easier to buy a
    new one rather than repair it.
[12:46] Earth
    Yeah...
[12:47] Earth
    I've been through a lot with it,
[12:50] Earth
    but I guess I put it
    through too many battles.

[12:53] Earth
    Okay, can I get you to
    craft me some new armor?
[12:57] Myun
    Of course. Any requests?
[13:00] Earth
    Hm...
[13:01] Earth
    I've got a pelt and fur from a wild bear.
[13:04] Earth
    Can you make something with that?
[13:07] Myun
    Great.
[13:09] Myun
    I love it when people bring me materials.
[13:11] Myun
    Do you have anything metal
    you can give me, too?
[13:14] Earth
    Sure, if you'll take silver.
[13:16] Myun
    Gotcha.
SIGN    Wild Bear Leather Set - Silver Assist
    Total of All Parts: Def + 70
    (When full set is equipped, wearer gets bonus to durability and small bonus to psyche)
[13:18] Myun
    A set of leather armor,
    reinforced with silver.
[13:21] Myun
    Since you're bringing me the materials,
    how about 12,000 gloh for the craft?
[13:26] Earth
    Go for it.
[13:27] Myun
    Thanks.
[13:28] Myun
    I'll call you when it's ready.
[13:30] Earth
    Got it.
[13:32] Dragon Princess
    Seems like you're done.
[13:33] Earth
    Y-Yeah...
[13:35] Dragon Princess
    Now, I think it's time for you to feed me.
[13:42] Earth
    Parboiled Rabbit Steak with Herbs.
[13:45] Earth
    Here you go!
[13:47] Dragon Princess
    This is definitely going to be delicious!
[13:50] Earth
    It's piping hot, so don't burn yourself.
[13:54] Dragon Princess
    Time to dig in!
[13:59] Dragon Princess
    It's so tender!
[14:01] Dragon Princess
    It's like it's melting in my mouth.
[14:04] Dragon Princess
    I can taste the salt and pepper,
    and the faint scent of the herbs...
[14:09] Dragon Princess
    This is incredible!
[14:12] Earth
    I'm glad you liked it.
[14:14] Dragon Princess
    More!
[14:18] Dragon Princess
    That was delicious.
[14:19] Dragon Princess
    Thank you.
[14:22] Earth
    I didn't expect you to
    eat three whole steaks.
[14:24] Earth
    Maybe I should have,
    since you're the Fairy Queen's sister.
[14:27] Earth
    Hey, if you're her sister,
    does that make you a fairy, too?
[14:32] Dragon Princess
    No, I can't really talk about that.
[14:34] Dragon Princess
    I also can't give you my real name.
[14:38] Dragon Princess
    So just call me whatever you like.
[14:40] Earth
    I see...
[14:41] Earth
    I'll just call you "Ryuu" then.
[14:44] Dragon Princess
    Ryuu?
[14:45] Earth
    You've got those Japanese
    dragon-style horns.
[14:47] Earth
    Or do you not like it?
[14:49] Dragon Princess
    I never thought I'd get
    my own personal nickname.
[14:52] Dragon Princess
    All right. You're the only one
    allowed to call me that!
[14:56] Dragon Princess
    I plan on spending a lot of time around you!
[14:59] Earth
    The Fairy Queen's sister, huh?
[15:01] Earth
    I hope she doesn't cause any more trouble...
SIGN    An Important Announcement
    For All Players
[15:10] Earth
    Hey, Blacks!
[15:12] Blacks
    Oh, Earth!
[15:14] Blacks
    Did you see the official announcement?
[15:15] Earth
    Yeah.
[15:16] Blacks
    Crazy stuff, huh?
SIGN    An Important Announcement
    For All Players
[15:19] Earth
    It was an announcement about a previously
    hidden aspect of the game's design.

[15:25] Earth
    Skills evolve by leveling them,
    which is how you learn arts.

[15:30] Earth
    But there was a condition that needed to
    be met to learn the most powerful arts.

[15:36] Earth
    You had to specialize in a single playstyle.
[15:40] Earth
    If you wanted to use the
    most powerful physical arts,

[15:43] Earth
    you needed to learn only
    physical attack skills.

[15:46] Earth
    And if you wanted to learn
    the most powerful magic arts,

[15:48] Earth
    you needed to learn only magical skills.
[15:54] Earth
    It would've been one thing if that
    was just for combat skills, but...

[15:59] Blacks
    I can't believe they made
    it apply to crafters, too.
[16:03] Earth
    People are gonna be ticked
    off about this for a while.
[16:06] Blacks
    What are you going to do?
[16:08] Blacks
    They've given us a month
    to re-spec our skills.
[16:12] Blacks
    You might have trouble in the
    fights ahead if you don't.
[16:16] Earth
    Yeah, if I specialize in just physical attacks,
[16:21] Earth
    it will probably give me
    more firepower in the end.

[16:24] Earth
    But...
[16:26] Earth
    The style I've got now is
    what's most fun for me.
[16:31] Earth
    So I'll keep things as they are now.
[16:32] Blacks
    I see, I see.
[16:34] Blacks
    All the guys who were only part-time
    crafters have been bailing out.
[16:38] Blacks
    With somebody like you around, though,
    it'll be a little less lonely.
[16:44] Earth
    You're exaggerating.
[16:46] Earth
    Making people happy with delicious food
    is a kind of strength in its own.

[16:50] Earth
    And I don't want to lose that strength.
[16:57] Earth
    Would you look at this?!
[16:58] Myun
    What do you think?
[16:59] Myun
    The materials you brought
    in were all high-quality,
[17:02] Myun
    so I've got a lot of confidence in this one.
[17:04] Earth
    This is great.
[17:06] Earth
    My defense went way up.
[17:08] Earth
    The bonuses to durability
    and psyche are great, too.
[17:12] Myun
    Glad you like it.
[17:14] Myun
    What will you do with the old armor?
[17:16] Myun
    If you're going to just discard it,
    I can take it off your hands.
[17:19] Earth
    No, it's been good to me for a long time.
[17:23] Earth
    I want to give it a proper end myself.
[17:26] Myun
    I see.
[17:27] Myun
    It would make me happy if you
    took good care of your new armor,
[17:30] Myun
    just like you did your old armor.
[17:32] Earth
    Of course.
[17:35] Earth
    In this game, you can physically
    touch your equipment.

[17:39] Earth
    Maybe that's why you get
    so attached to it,

[17:43] Earth
    and feel a little sad when
    it's time to say goodbye.

[17:46] Earth
    It's like meeting someone new,
    and then parting with them...

[17:51] Fairy Queen
    Earth.
[17:55] Earth
    Queen?
[17:56] Fairy Queen
    There's something I need to tell you.
[18:02] Fairy Queen
    I'm putting up a barrier.
[18:12] Fairy Queen
    First, I need to apologize.
[18:14] Fairy Queen
    I'm so sorry...
[18:16] Fairy Queen
    You will never be able to make
    a contract with a fairy.
[18:20] Earth
    What? Do the fairies hate me that much?
[18:26] Fairy Queen
    No, it's the opposite.
[18:28] Fairy Queen
    The fairies love you too much!
[18:32] Earth
    Huh?
[18:34] Fairy Queen
    I was planning on introducing you to
    a fairy you could contract with soon.
[18:39] Fairy Queen
    I planned to have you choose from one of
    the six greater fairies you see before you.
[18:46] Greater Fairy
    We'd all love to make a contract with you.
[18:50] Greater Fairy
    You're famous among fairies.
[18:53] Fairy Queen
    But the citizens of the fairy
    kingdom found out about it.
[18:59] Fairy Queen
    Over 80 percent of the country's
    population came to my gates
[19:02] Fairy Queen
    and demanded to be allowed
    to make a contract with you.
[19:07] Earth
    Th-That many?
[19:10] Fairy Queen
    As queen of the fairy kingdom,
    I can't ignore the will of my people.
[19:16] Fairy Queen
    If a fairy were to a contract with you,
    it would plunge the country into chaos.
[19:22] Earth
    Oh, well... I understand, I guess.
[19:27] Fairy Queen
    You're not upset?
[19:29] Fairy Queen
    The lack of a contracted fairy will make
    your journeys and battles more difficult.
[19:35] Earth
    Well, life's just like that sometimes.
[19:38] Earth
    Who knows? Maybe it'll be fun to try it.
[19:43] Fairy Queen
    You really are a strange man...
[19:46] Fairy Queen
    Then, at the very least, allow me to give you
    another form of strength instead.
[19:51] Fairy Queen
    Earth, give me your hand.
[19:55] Fairy Queen
    I'll give you two powers.
[19:57] Fairy Queen
    These two techniques are
    re-creations of powerful skills created
[20:02] Fairy Queen
    in the time of the 21st Fairy Ruler.
SIGN    Seven Falling Stars
    Activates by landing seven consecutive shots on a target
    with a bow within 30 seconds of using the skill.
    Once activated, damage to the target is greatly increased.
[20:07] Fairy Queen
    The first one is Seven Falling Stars.
[20:10] Earth
    This looks like it'll be
    hard to learn to use.
[20:14] Fairy Queen
    Yes.
[20:15] Fairy Queen
    And the other is Sacrifice Bow.
SIGN    Sacrifice Bow
    Activates at the cost of 90% of Max HP, 100% of Max MP, and the
    destruction of the currently equipped bow. Fires a powerful arrow.
[20:20] Fairy Queen
    This technique is extremely dangerous.
[20:23] Fairy Queen
    It combines your life, your magic,
    and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[20:28] Fairy Queen
    and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[20:31] Fairy Queen
    It would be best not to use it
    except in the most dire of circumstances.
[20:37] Earth
    Got it.
[20:38] Fairy Queen
    The stats you lose will come
    back with proper rest.
[20:43] Fairy Queen
    So don't worry.
[20:45] Earth
    But the weapon won't come back.
[20:48] Earth
    So I have to decide if I'm willing to
    sacrifice a beloved weapon to fire it...

[20:54] Earth
    Got it.
[20:56] Earth
    I don't know if I'll use Sacrifice Bow,
    but I'll practice with Seven Falling Stars.
[21:00] Fairy Queen
    Good.
[21:02] Fairy Queen
    Please, keep what I've told you a secret.
[21:04] Fairy Queen
    Oh, and you've probably already
    seen the announcement, but...
SIGN    The Fairy Kingdom is Coming
    in the Next Update!
[21:09] Fairy Queen
    The path to the Fairy Kingdom will
    be opened to all you adventurers.
[21:13] Earth
    The Fairy Kingdom?
[21:15] Earth
    We'll be able to go after the next update?
[21:17] Fairy Queen
    Yes!
[21:18] Fairy Queen
    Please come see us when the path is opened.
[21:22] Fairy Queen
    We'll all be happy to welcome you!
[21:24] Earth
    I definitely will!
[21:27] Earth
    Oh, let me give you all
     a present before you go.
[21:30] Fairy Queen
    A present?
[21:33] Fairy Queen
    Earth, thank you for this gift of food.
[21:37] Zephana
    I can't wait to try your cooking!
[21:39] Earth
    Great.
[21:41] Earth
    I guess I'll be seeing you
    in the Fairy Kingdom next.
[21:44] Zephana
    Oh, that might not be true!
[21:47] Zephana
    We might sneak out to come see you!
[21:53] Fairy Queen
    Hey! Are you trying to come see
    him ahead of the rest of us?
[21:55] Zephana
    If anybody's at fault here, I think it's you,
    for keeping him all to yourself!
[22:00] Zephana
    I wanted to make a contract with him!
[22:02] Earth
    The Fairy Kingdom, huh?
[22:02] Fairy Queen
    Zephana!
[22:04] Earth
    Things are gonna get crazy, I bet.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued

E9 - Earth Goes to the Fairy Kingdom

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SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Earth Goes to the Fairy Kingdom
[01:42] Zwei
    Hey, Earth, did you hear the
    news about the new ad campaign?
[01:47] Earth
    Yeah, it's a big deal.
[01:50] Rona
    Huh? What campaign?
[01:52] Zwei
    What? You don't know?
[01:54] Earth
    There are four VR games out there right now.
[01:58] Earth
    There's this game, One More,
    but also a fighting game,
[02:02] Earth
    an FPS shooter,
SIGN    "Launch a full-out assault!"
[02:07] Earth
    and a mech game.
[02:10] Earth
    They all required their
    own specific VR helmet,
[02:15] Earth
    but they all wanted more customers,
    so the publishers all worked together...
[02:21] Earth
    And now you can play any game
    with any of the helmets.
[02:24] Rona
    I see.
[02:26] Zwei
    And so they're starting a big ad
    campaign for a 15-day free trial.
[02:34] Earth
    And they'll be adding the Fairy Kingdom
    into One More on the first day it begins.
[02:42] Zwei
    All four games are going
    to get a lot more players.
[02:49] Zwei
    Ow!
[02:50] Earth
    These are for the customers!
[02:52] Earth
    I'll whack anybody who touches them, and that includes you, Zwei!
[02:55] Zwei
    You already whacked me!
[02:57] Earth
    Oh, Nora...
[02:59] Earth
    This is for you.
[03:04] Nora
    This is so that if Zwei does something dumb,
[03:06] Nora
    I can smack him hard, right?
[03:10] Zwei
    What was that for?!
[03:13] Earth
    You've got it.
[03:15] Nora
    Okay.
[03:17] Kazamine
    If that many new players are coming,
[03:20] Kazamine
    all the guilds must be getting
    ready to try to recruit them.
[03:25] Zwei
    Hey, put that thing away.
[03:27] Nora
    Think we should start recruiting, too?
[03:31] Nora
    I think we could be a good
    medium-sized guild, if we wanted to be.
[03:35] Nora
    First, we'd have to make
    sure to get Eliza in line,
[03:39] Nora
    or the new members
    might have a rough time.
[03:41] Zwei
    Eliza, huh?
[03:50] Rona
    Earth saved her the other day, right?
[03:56] Zwei
    Listen, Earth, why don't
    you just join our guild?
[04:03] Earth
    No.
[04:04] Zwei
    Why?
[04:06] Earth
    I'm sorry I keep turning you
    down each time you ask.
[04:11] Earth
    But, well... part of it is that
    I just want to do my own thing.
[04:17] Earth
    And there are some things I'd rather
    other players didn't find out about.

[04:22] Earth
    The Queen and her sister, for instance...
[04:30] DragonPrincess
    A new item for your repertoire?
[04:32] DragonPrincess
    Maybe I'll be the first to take a bite.
[04:36] Earth
    This is something new
    I'm making for the customers.
[04:39] Earth
    Don't eat it!
[04:40] DragonPrincess
    You're mean.
[04:42] Nora
    Who are you?
[04:44] DragonPrincess
    You're telling me I have to look
    at this delicious meat and not eat it?
[04:49] Earth
    Listen, Ryuu...
[04:50] Blue Color
    Ryuu?
[04:51] Earth
    If I let you start eating,
    you'll eat 15 of these steaks!
[04:54] Earth
    You glutton!
[04:56] DragonPrincess
    Who are you calling a glutton?
[04:58] Earth
    It's true, isn't it?
[05:00] DragonPrincess
    You'll regret saying that!
[05:02] Millie
    Um...
[05:05] Millie
    Who might you be?
[05:08] Millie
    I've never seen an outfit
    like that before...
[05:11] Kazamine
    Japanese clothes?
[05:12] Millie
    And you don't look like a fairy.
[05:17] Earth
    Oh...
[05:20] Rage
    Earth!
[05:21] Rage
    Don't tell me the queen
    wasn't enough for you,
[05:23] Rage
    so you went after her, too?
[05:25] Zwei
    What?!
[05:27] Zwei
    I'm so jealous!
[05:28] Zwei
    I wish I could—
[05:32] Earth
    Don't you start getting
    weird ideas, too, Rage!
[05:35] Zwei/Rage
    It's a compliment!
[05:36] Earth
    Shaddup!
[05:38] Earth
    She's practically eating
    me out of house and home!
[05:41] Earth
    If I could give her to you, I would!
[05:44] Millie
    They seem quite close.
[05:44] DragonPrincess
    Can I eat this?
[05:47] Earth
    Oh, fine...
[05:47] Nora
    He called her "Ryuu," right?
[05:53] DragonPrincess
    Indeed. Only Earth can call me that.
[05:57] DragonPrincess
    I have no intention of
    letting anyone else do it.
[06:02] Zwei
    I'm putting this up on the game forum.
[06:04] Earth
    If you do, I don't think
    I'll ever cook for you again.
[06:09] Nora
    So first he's a fairy-playah,
    and now he's a dragon babysitter?
[06:15] Rona
    He's taking an interesting path in life.
[06:16] Millie
    Really.
[06:18] Earth
    Give me a break, guys.
[06:22] Earth
    What would happen if I went to
    the Fairy Kingdom like this?

SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Town
SIGN    Town
SIGN    Town
SIGN    Town
SIGN    Fort
SIGN    Fort
SIGN    West
SIGN    East
[06:27] Earth
    The Fairy Kingdom is south of
    the game's second city, Nexia.

[06:31] Earth
    There's a castle at its center,
    with towns spreading out in a cross shape,

[06:35] Earth
    and forts that serve as checkpoints
    in each cardinal direction.

[06:40] Earth
    And today's the day it
    was put into the game!

[06:45] Earth
    A ton of players are on
    their way there, of course.

[06:51] Earth
    The usual way to get there is to walk.
[06:54] Earth
    With so many people heading
    for the same place,

[06:56] Earth
    it means everyone has something in common,
[06:59] Earth
    and it's easy to talk with
    people you've never met.

[07:02] Earth
    So that's the north fortress?
[07:05] Adventurers
    Oh, so that's the fort?
[07:07] Adventurers
    We're finally here.
[07:12] Earth
    It's huge...
[07:22] Man
    Um...
[07:23] Earth
    Yes?
[07:24] Man
    If you don't mind, I'd like to take a closer
    look at that ring on your left hand.
[07:29] Earth
    Didn't she say something about
    this ring serving as a pass?

[07:33] Earth
    Oh, this?
[07:37] Man
    That's the Queen's ring, yes.
[07:40] Man
    So you're Earth.
[07:42] Man
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[07:44] Man
    I am the leader of the northern fort.
[07:48] Man
    May I have a word?
[07:50] Earth
    Is there something wrong?
[07:52] Man
    Her Highness has requested that you
    be brought to her immediately.
[07:59] Man
    Bring it here!
[08:01] Soldier
    Yes, sir!
[08:02] Adventurers
    What's going on?
[08:03] Adventurers
    An event?
[08:06] Earth
    Everyone's staring at me...
[08:21] Man
    This is a pikasha, a bird which only a
    select few fairies are permitted to ride.
[08:28] Man
    It allows you to move very quickly.
[08:30] Man
    Please take this pikasha to the castle town.
[08:34] Adventurer
    Those fluffy feathers look so comfy...
[08:37] Adventurer
    I'm jealous.
[08:38] Adventurer
    But we don't get to ride it, right?
[08:42] Earth
    I'll just try to ignore it...
[08:44] Earth
    Okay, thanks.
[08:46] Earth
    Pikasha, thanks for the ride!
[08:53] Earth
    It sure is fluffy!
[09:02] Earth
    The pikasha put up a barrier
    to block the wind?
[09:05] Earth
    It's not as windy as I thought it would be.
[09:08] Earth
    Flying up here feels like something
    out of a real fantasy story!
[09:13] Earth
    Is that the city?
[09:33] Earth
    I'm almost there.
[09:51] Queen
    Welcome!
[09:54] Earth
    I thank you for the warm
    welcome, Your Majesty.
[10:00] Earth
    She looks relieved.
[10:03] Earth
    She knows I'm not going to make
    fun of her in a place like this.

[10:07] Queen
    We've prepared a small parade.
[10:11] Earth
    A parade?
[10:13] Queen
    You're the star!
[10:22] Queen
    I hope you all enjoy it, as well!
[10:43] Earth
    I don't like being the center of attention,
[10:46] Earth
    but it'd be a waste of time to
    refuse and get in a fight...

[10:53] Earth
    And I'm not hating it as
    much as I thought I would.

[11:04] Earth
    Even if it's a game, only a few players will
    ever get to experience something like this!

[11:12] Earth
    And that's why I should try to
    have as much fun as possible.

[11:18] Earth
    This fantasy isn't reality.
[11:22] Earth
    But the memories it'll leave are real!
[11:29] Earth
    I thank you for the warm welcome.
[11:32] Earth
    But I think you went a little overboard...
[11:37] Queen
    The point of the parade was
    to make sure every fairy
[11:42] Queen
    in the kingdom knew you were here.
[11:45] Queen
    They've all been waiting for you!
[11:52] Queen
    There were even rumors I was
    keeping you all to myself.
[11:58] Earth
    Those rumors were true.
[12:03] Earth
    Uh-oh!
[12:13] Queen
    Maybe I will keep you all to myself!
[12:15] Earth
    Hey!
[12:18] Ulna
    Your Highness, control yourself.
[12:20] Queen
    Of course. We'd appreciate it if you
     would stay in our country for a while.
[12:26] Queen
    We won't do anything to spoil your stay,
    like assigning an escort or a monitor.
[12:33] Earth
    Very well.
[12:35] Earth
    Starting tomorrow, I'll go back
    to being a normal adventurer.
[12:40] Earth
    I'll head back to the fort town
    and start looking around.

[12:45] Queen
    Then with this, our audience is concluded.
[12:52] Earth
    This was the longest I've
    ever been logged in.

[12:59] Earth
    Time to log out and...
[13:05] Queen
    Where are you going?
[13:07] Earth
    I was going to the inn to get some sleep.
[13:11] Queen
    Then why don't we sleep next
    to each other in my bed?
[13:22] Queen
    Hey!
[13:27] Queen
    Jeez!
[13:29] Earth
    I jumped out the window like a thief!
[13:34] Earth
    Actually, I do have the
    Benevolent Thief skill...

[13:41] Earth
    After I left the castle, they gave me a
    ride to the south fort town on a pikasha.

[13:48] Earth
    The reason I chose the south side...
[13:51] Earth
    was that this was the
    furthest side from Nexia,

[13:54] Earth
    so there were fewer players here.
[13:59] Earth
    Excuse me! I defeated
    those eight high rabbits!
[14:05] Woman
    You defeated them already?
[14:07] Woman
    I thought it would take several days.
[14:09] Woman
    Oh, did you see any thiefbirds?
[14:12] Earth
    I sure did!
[14:14] Earth
    After I shot a high rabbit,
[14:17] Earth
    one tried to steal my kill
    right in front of me!
[14:20] Earth
    So I shot it down!
[14:23] Woman
    You're a really good shot!
[14:26] Earth
    By the way, is there someplace
    I can use to cook?
[14:30] Woman
    Use the kitchen in the back.
[14:32] Earth
    I'll pay you rent for it.
[14:34] Woman
    How kind of you!
[14:38] Earth
    This is a tavern and quest
    giver in the middle of town.

[14:41] Earth
    The second floor is an inn.
[14:44] Earth
    I've decided to stay here for a while,
    making this my base while I do quests.

[14:50] Earth
    First, I'll add some simple seasonings
[14:53] Earth
    so I can get a feel for
    what the meat tastes like.
[15:01] Earth
    Yeah, it's good.
[15:03] Earth
    Both fillets are thinly sliced,
    but you can really taste the meat.
[15:07] Earth
    There's no gamy taste, either.
[15:09] Earth
    Okay, I'll make a simple dish that
    really brings out the ingredients!
SIGN    Thiefbird Kabob with Lido
    Grilled thiefbird meat on a skewer with Lido vegetables.
    Effects: Speed Boost (Medium) Score: 8
[15:14] Earth
    I decided to see if I could use
    thiefbird meat to make kabobs,*
[15:17] Earth**
    just like I did with rabbithorn.
SIGN    Rabbit Hamburg Steak
    A Hamburg steak made with a mix of high rabbit and thiefbird meat.
    Not at all similar to the Hamburg steak humans normally eat, but still not bad.
    Score: 7
[15:21] Earth
    And I tried one more dish:
[15:23] Earth
    a mix of chopped up high rabbit meat with
    the leftover thiefbird, kneaded into a patty!

[15:28] Earth
    It's the first time I've tried this,
    and it might be a little weird, but...

[15:34] Earth
    Time to dig in!
[15:36] Earth
    First, the kabobs!
[15:39] Earth
    Yeah, I can taste more of
    the flavor with every bite!

[15:45] Earth
    This isn't bad, either.
[15:48] Fairies
    I thought I smelled something good!
[15:51] Fairies
    That looks good!
[15:53] Fairies
    Human cooking really is different.
[15:56] Fairies
    I'd love to try it!
[15:58] Earth
    Um, if you're willing to pay...
[16:01] Fairies
    We are!
[16:04] Fairies
    These kabobs go so well with beer!
[16:07] Fairies
    Those obnoxious high rabbits
    ain't so tough now, huh?
[16:11] Fairies
    I didn't know thiefbirds were so good!
[16:15] Fairies
    Gimme another drink!
[16:17] Woman
    Coming!
[16:19] Earth
    I didn't think I'd be cooking even
    after coming to the Fairy Kingdom.

[16:24] Earth
    I guess it's okay, though.
[16:26] Earth
    For the next several days, my play
    cycle consisted of doing quests,

[16:32] Earth
    cooking what I killed,
[16:35] Earth
    and then eating and drinking with everyone!
[16:40] Earth
    I was having a ton of fun
    with all the fairies, but...

[16:45] Boy
    Ma'am, you need to hide Earth, now!
[16:48] Boy
    The fort leader's stupid
    daughter is on her way here!
[16:52] Boy
    Hurry!
[16:53] Woman
    Earth, hide down there!
[17:00] Daughter
    I've heard there's a human
    here who cooks strange food.
[17:05] Daughter
    Bring him to me immediately.
[17:08] Daughter
    I need to give him a chance
    to work as my chef.
[17:12] Earth
    That's an incredibly arrogant
    way of putting it...

[17:15] Woman
    I'm sorry. He's already left.
[17:21] Daughter
    I know he was here a few days ago, at least.
[17:26] Daughter
    Has he truly left?
[17:29] Daughter
    Nothing good will come of hiding him.
[17:31] Daughter
    I know he wouldn't refuse
    a chance to cook for me.
[17:36] Woman
    I told him that it was dangerous to leave
    without taking time to properly prepare,
[17:43] Woman
    but he said he had urgent
    business in the east.
[17:56] Daughter
    The east, yes?
[17:58] Woman
    Yes.
[17:59] Daughter
    I see.
[18:01] Daughter
    Hey!
[18:02] Daughter
    Get me information on every
    adventurer who headed east.
[18:05] Daughter
    No chef can be allowed to leave this city
    without cooking for me at least once!
[18:12] Daughter
    When you find him,
    capture him and bring him to me!
[18:16] Soldiers
    Yes, ma'am!
[18:20] Daughter
    You, too. Call me if you learn anything.
[18:23] Woman
    Of course.
[18:29] Fairies
    What's her problem?
[18:31] Fairies
    She's always that stupid, right?
[18:34] Woman
    It's safe now, I think.
[18:36] Woman
    That stupid girl has her
    eye on you now, huh?
[18:40] Woman
    I'm sorry, Earth.
[18:42] Woman
    This is my fault...
[18:44] Earth
    You knew who I was?
[18:47] Woman
    Yes.
[18:48] Woman
    There's actually an order from the
    queen that even if we recognize you,
[18:53] Woman
    we're not to say anything.
[18:55] Earth
    I didn't know.
[18:57] Woman
    And you didn't seem to want
    special treatment, either.
[19:02] Woman
    That girl causes a lot of problems
    with her personality as it is.
[19:07] Woman
    But her father runs the fort,
    so nobody can say anything.
[19:11] Woman
    And he never punishes her for her
    selfishness, either. He spoils her.
[19:16] Earth
    Is that okay for him to
    run the fort this way?

[19:19] Earth
    Nothing good comes of being
    cruel to your people.

[19:23] Earth
    I can't cause any more problems for you.
[19:25] Earth
    I'll leave.
[19:33] Woman
    If it weren't for this, I would've
    wanted you to stay here forever.
[19:37] Earth
    No, I had a great time.
[19:40] Earth
    And...
[19:43] Earth
    Having people say they liked my cooking,
[19:45] Earth
    drinking with me and having fun...
[19:48] Earth
    My life was lots of fun!
[19:58] Earth
    I waited for nightfall and then left.
[20:21] Soldiers
    You're Earth, yes?
[20:24] Soldiers
    We've heard what's going on.
[20:26] Soldiers
    That stupid girl has caused
    far too many problems.
[20:30] Soldiers
    People are gathering evidence of
    her behavior to take to the queen.
[20:35] Soldiers
    Come back when things calm down.
[20:41] Soldiers
    Through here. Hurry.
[20:43] Earth
    Thank you.
[20:48] Zetan
    This way.
[20:52] Zetan
    You're late.
[20:55] Zetan
    Hurry and get on my back.
[21:00] Zetan
    Your cooking was delicious.
[21:05] Earth
    You ate it?
[21:07] Zetan
    Yes. And as a small way of saying thanks,
[21:10] Zetan
    I'll take you to the south town.
[21:15] Earth
    Okay, then hurry!
[21:17] Zetan
    Leave it to me!
[21:19] Earth
    Farewell, fort town of the south!
[21:22] Earth
    Farewell, fairies of the south!
[21:37] Zephana
    We have received a report
[21:39] Zephana
    from the people of the south fort town
    that the daughter of the fort's leader
[21:46] Zephana
    exhibited inappropriate behavior
     toward a human adventurer yesterday.
[21:50] Queen
    That's terrible...
[21:52] Queen
    We're trying to be friends with the humans.
    Nothing can be allowed to stop that.
[21:57] Zephana
    And that adventurer... was Earth.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued

E10 - Earth Gets a Partner

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Earth Gets a Partner
[01:34] Zetan
    We've finally made it to town.
[01:36] Earth
    Sorry to make you run the whole night.
[01:39] Zetan
    I don't need an apology.
[01:41] Zetan
    For me, that's nothing!
[01:42] Earth
    I see.
[01:44] Earth
    I'm really grateful, though.
[01:53] Earth
    Is there a new fad where
    everybody's playing instruments?
[01:56] Zetan
    Towns inside the Fairy Kingdom
    all love to promote the arts.
[02:01] Zetan
    To the north is Shepia,
    the town of literature.
[02:03] Zetan
    To the east is the town
    of painting, Sezanah.
[02:06] Zetan
    To the west is the town
    of sculpting, Ranjelo.
[02:09] Zetan
    And where we're at, in the south,
     is the town of music, Shubert.
[02:14] Earth
    I bet I could hear all kinds of music
    just by walking through the streets.
[02:20] Earth
    But I want to get some sleep.
[02:21] Zetan
    I've got an inn I always go to, then.
[02:26] Innkeeper
    With this many introduction letters,
[02:28] Innkeeper
    and having Wild-Haired Zetan bring you here,
[02:31] Innkeeper
    you're more than welcome to stay.
[02:33] Earth
    Wild-Haired...?
[02:35] Zetan
    Innkeep, that nickname is
    embarrassing. Stop it.
[02:40] Innkeeper
    I've gotten you rooms next to each other.
[02:42] Innkeeper
    Enjoy your stay.
[02:46] Earth
    See you later, Wild-Haired Zetan.
[02:49] Zetan
    Stop that!
[02:54] Earth
    I was lucky that I got saved by a fairy
    famous enough to have his own nickname.
[03:01] Earth
    Now I can finally log out and sleep.
SIGN    You've logged in.
[03:10] Earth
    Now, time to do some adventuring!
[03:14] Earth
    I-I can't move!
[03:17] Earth
    Is this a bug?
[03:29] Earth
    C-Can you get off me?
[03:32] Earth
    If anybody sees this,
    they're gonna get the wrong idea!
[03:35] Fairy Queen
    Big Brother's not gonna like me anymore!
[03:36] Fairy Queen
    So I'm never gonna let him go!
[03:40] Earth
    She's regressed to being an infant?
[03:45] Innkeeper
    Earth, since you're awake,
    how about some breakfast?
[03:54] Innkeeper
    I see I'm interrupting.
[03:55] Innkeeper
    I'll come back later.
[03:59] Earth
    No! Save me!
[04:01] Zetan
    Save you from what?
[04:04] Zetan
    Oh, I see you brought a girl
    back to your room already.
[04:07] Earth
    I did not bring her here!
[04:08] Earth
    Help me get her off! Please!
[04:11] Fairy Queen
    No! If I let go of Big Brother,
    he's gonna leave the kingdom!
[04:16] Innkeeper
    Y-Your Highness!
[04:21] Dragon Princess
    Sister...
[04:26] Earth
    You're kidding me. Now, of all times?
[04:28] Innkeeper
    A d-d-dragonian?!
[04:32] Dragon Princess
    What are you doing?
[04:35] Fairy Queen
    I came to apologize for what
    happened at the southern fort.
[04:40] Fairy Queen
    I've punished the man who runs the fort,
[04:43] Fairy Queen
    his daughter, as well as
    all 80 of her personal soldiers.
[04:47] Earth
    Punished how, specifically?
[04:49] Fairy Queen
    I summoned them to a special area,
[04:51] Fairy Queen
    did near-lethal damage to them
    30 times and healed them 29 times,
[04:54] Fairy Queen
    shattering their minds...
[04:57] Fairy Queen
    Then, of course, I demoted the
    girl to the lowest rank of soldier,
[05:00] Fairy Queen
    as well as the rest of them.
[05:01] Innkeeper
    The number of times she healed
    them and the number of times
[05:03] Innkeeper
    she did near-lethal damage
    don't match, do they?
[05:06] Zetan
    So the last time she did it,
    she just left them, huh?
[05:08] Dragon Princess
    There it is.
    This is who my sister really is.
[05:13] Dragon Princess
    She creeps me out.
[05:14] Earth
    Well... the people in the
    town were all really nice.
[05:18] Earth
    I don't hate your kingdom or anything.
[05:21] Fairy Queen
    Really? You're not gonna start
    hating this country, Big Brother?!
[05:27] Dragon Princess
    Stop trying to flirt with him,
    you stupid big sister!
[05:31] Fairy Queen
    Ow! What was that for,
    you stupid little sister?
[05:35] Dragon Princess
    If you're done talking, then you don't
    need to be here anymore, right?
[05:39] Fairy Queen
    Ow! What about you?
    What are you doing here?
[05:42] Dragon Princess
    I'm here to keep an eye on my stupid sister!
[05:45] Fairy Queen
    Earth!
[05:47] Fairy Queen
    I'm afraid I must be going.
[05:51] Fairy Queen
    I apologize for causing a scene, Innkeep.
[05:54] Fairy Queen
    Farewell.
[05:58] Zetan
    I knew you were close to the queen,
[06:01] Zetan
    but I didn't know you were
    friends with a dragonian, too.
[06:04] Innkeeper
    Were you aware that the fairies once
    started a war with the other nations?
[06:11] Innkeeper
    The dragonians were the ones we
    fought the deadliest battles with.
[06:17] Zetan
    If they knew a dragonian was in town,
    the whole city would be in an uproar!
[06:21] Innkeeper
    Seems we should all keep
    our mouths shut, then.
[06:24] Innkeeper
    I'll bring you a meal later.
[06:27] Innkeeper
    Enjoy your stay.
[06:31] Earth
    What an awful way to wake up...
[06:34] Zetan
    Aw, you're lucky to have a pretty
    girl like her in love with you.
[06:37] Zetan
    I wish I had a girl like that.
[06:41] Earth
    Come in.
[06:43] Karen
    I apologize for the intrusion.
[06:45] Karen
    I heard that Wild-Haired Zetan
    could be found here...
[06:49] Zetan
    Something I can do for you?
[06:51] Karen
    My daughter's gone missing.
[06:54] Karen
    I want you to find her for me!
[06:57] Earth
    Calm down.
[06:58] Earth
    Can you explain what happened?
[07:02] Karen
    I'm sorry for being in such a panic.
[07:05] Karen
    My name is Karen Fenrir.
[07:08] Zetan
    Fenrir... That's a famous noble family.
[07:11] Karen
    My daughter always goes for a
    walk at the same time each day.
[07:16] Karen
    But today, she didn't come back.
[07:19] Karen
    I went to look for her,
     but I can't find her anywhere.
[07:23] Zetan
    You people can switch between human
    and wolf forms whenever you want.
[07:27] Zetan
    Even if a monster attacked her,
     they couldn't hurt her.
[07:32] Karen
    And that's why I'm worried that
    something terrible may have happened.
[07:38] Karen
    This is my daughter.
[07:40] Karen
    I'll pay you, of course, so please...
[07:44] Zetan
    All right. I accept.
[07:47] Karen
    Thank you!
[07:49] Earth
    Zetan, I'll help, too.
[07:52] Zetan
    You're sure?
[07:53] Karen
    Please do!
[07:55] Karen
    I'll make sure you're properly
    rewarded for your trouble, as well!
[08:01] Zetan
    Sorry to make you help with
    a job that should be mine.
[08:04] Earth
    I just wanted to repay you for
    carrying me all the way here, but...
[08:09] Earth
    If I'm getting paid, too,
    then that doesn't really work.
[08:12] Zetan
    Well, aren't you nice?
[08:15] Zetan
    If you want to thank me,
    make me some more good food.
[08:18] Earth
    Food's all you want?
[08:19] Zetan
    Yeah.
[08:20] Zetan
    Lookin' forward to it!
[08:23] Earth
    This is farther than you'd go on a walk.
[08:26] Zetan
    The gate guard said he saw her,
    so this has to be the right direction.
[08:32] Earth
    I sense monsters!
[08:35] Earth
    Two from the right, one from the left!
[08:47] Zetan
    Your ability to detect monsters
    sure comes in handy.
[08:51] Zetan
    It definitely did on the way from the fort.
[08:59] Earth
    With that kind of power,
    you could beat them easily anyway.
[09:05] Zetan
    So? What are we looking at?
[09:07] Earth
    I'm not seeing anything but
    monsters for the moment.
[09:10] Earth
    It will drain my resources faster,
[09:11] Earth
    but I guess I'll try expanding the
    search radius to its maximum.
[09:15] Earth
    I see a group of monsters,
    and something else!
[09:18] Zetan
    Okay, get on!
[09:23] Earth
    I saw two things that weren't monsters...
[09:28] Earth
    Activate Long-Distance Vision!
[09:33] Earth
    That's definitely Miss Mina Fenrir.
[09:36] Earth
    She's pretty badly hurt, too.
[09:38] Zetan
    What?
[09:39] Earth
    We need to do something before night falls.
[09:41] Earth
    Zetan, I want you to break past those goblins
[09:44] Earth
    and splash Miss Mina with this rare potion.
[09:48] Earth
    I'll back you up.
[09:49] Zetan
    Got it!
[09:57] Mina
    Who's there?
[10:08] Zetan
    Excuse me, missy.
[10:14] Mina
    My wounds healed...
[10:16] Zetan
    Can you hang in there a little longer now?
[10:18] Mina
    Y-Yes!
[10:20] Zetan
    Okay, give 'em hell.
[10:22] Zetan
    And don't worry!
    I'll protect you if things get bad.
[10:27] Mina
    Okay!
[10:32] Earth
    That's the last of them.
[10:34] Zetan
    You're good.
[10:36] Zetan
    You know just how to help in a fight,
    and it made my life easier.
[10:39] Mina
    I don't know who you are,
    but thank you for your support.
[10:43] Zetan
    Oh, no. We're only here because your
    mother hired us to help find you.
[10:48] Mina
    My mother hired you?
[10:50] Zetan
    Yeah. I'm Zetan. And the human here is...
[10:52] Earth
    I'm Earth.
[10:54] Mina
    Zetan... You mean Wild-Haired Zetan?!
[10:59] Zetan
    Well, I guess some people call me that.
[11:02] Mina
    I'm really lucky, aren't I?
    To have the famous Zetan save me!
[11:06] Earth
    Oh!
[11:10] Earth
    I'm sorry to ask this, Miss Mina,
    but why didn't you transform?
[11:15] Earth
    Wouldn't have you been able to
    fight back more easily as a wolf?
[11:19] Mina
    Well, you see...
[11:20] Mina
    I was going for my walk when
    I smelled something slightly sweet...
[11:24] Mina
    And suddenly everything went hazy.
[11:27] Mina
    The next thing I knew,
    I was surrounded by goblins,
[11:30] Mina
    and for some reason I couldn't transform...
[11:32] Earth
    I see.
[11:33] Earth
    Can you drink this and
    try transforming again?
[11:48] Mina
    I was able to transform!
[11:49] Mina
    Why couldn't I do it before?
[11:51] Earth
    The anti-poison potion worked.
[11:54] Earth
    So I was right. Somebody poisoned her.
[11:57] Earth
    Okay, turn back to human form and
    have Zetan carry you back to town.
[12:01] Zetan
    What will you do?
[12:03] Earth
    I'm a little tired.
[12:05] Earth
    I'm going to rest here for
    a bit before I head back.
[12:10] Zetan
    Fine.
[12:11] Zetan
    Don't be too late.
[12:16] Earth
    How long are you going to keep hiding?
[12:20] Earth
    I sensed two things here
    that weren't monsters.
[12:23] Earth
    And those goblins had some pretty
    expensive-looking equipment, didn't they?
[12:28] Earth
    The ones with the shields were tankers.
[12:30] Earth
    The ones with the spears pinned
    her down from a distance.
[12:33] Earth
    And the ones with the swords
    attacked up close, right?
[12:35] Earth
    The only race that could've
    made goblins fight as a team,
[12:38] Earth
    and use poison to weaken a Fenrir...
[12:47] Earth
    is a human!
[12:49] NPC Man
    Wh-What the hell do you think you're doing?
[12:52] Earth
    That's my line!
[12:54] Earth
    Kidnapping and killing
    is what the bad guys do!
[12:57] Earth
    I don't know if you did this on
    your own or if somebody hired you,
[13:02] Earth
    but what's wrong with attacking a bad guy?
[13:05] NPC Man
    Damn it...
[13:08] NPC Man
    You...
[13:10] Earth
    This feeling... he's human, but not a PC.
[13:15] Earth
    If I let him go, it might ruin relations
    between the humans and fairies,

[13:20] Earth
    and even lead to a scenario
    where there's a war!

[13:24] Earth
    Knowing the One More *GMs,
    I could totally see that!
[13:27] NPC Man
    Damn you!
[13:28] NPC Man
    I'll make sure you don't tell anyone!
[13:32] Earth
    That's my afterimage!
[13:35] Earth
    Triangle Shot!
[13:40] Earth
    I changed course in mid-air,
    so it didn't hit as hard as it usually does...
[13:42] Earth
    But it still did plenty of damage, I see.
[13:44] NPC Man
    I'm human, you idiot! And they're fairies!
[13:49] Earth
    Sorry. I don't care about what
    race or country somebody's from.
[13:54] Earth
    All I care about is whether
    we can take each other's hand
[13:57] Earth
    and walk beside each other.
[14:06] Earth
    If we can all admit our
    good parts, and bad parts,

[14:09] Earth
    and walk beside each other,
    that's for the best...

[14:12] Earth
    whether the other person
    is a fairy or dragonian.

[14:15] Earth
    And if I have to fight,
    I'll show no mercy even to a human.

[14:26] Earth
    You didn't leave?
[14:29] Zetan
    I was curious if you caught your rat.
[14:31] Earth
    Yup.
[14:32] Earth
    I disinfected the place, too.
[14:34] Zetan
    Good, then.
[14:35] Zetan
    Get on.
[14:36] Earth
    I'm fine. I'll walk.
[14:39] Zetan
    I want to give you a ride.
[14:40] Zetan
    Today, you're my partner.
[14:43] Zetan
    Earth, the human adventurer!
[14:46] Earth
    All right. I'll take you up on that, then.
[14:51] Karen
    Mina! You're safe!
[14:53] Mina
    Mother!
[14:54] Karen
    Zetan, Earth, thank you so much.
[14:59] Karen
    I'll pay you 100,000 gloh each.
[15:02] Earth
    There's one more reward
    I'd like to ask for, ma'am.
[15:07] Zetan
    Hey, that's plenty of money.
[15:09] Earth
    I'd like you to ensure
    that Miss Mina and Zetan
[15:11] Earth
    get a chance to spend some
    quality time together.
[15:17] Earth
    As you can see,
    Miss Mina seems quite taken by him.
[15:23] Mina
    I've heard so many tales of his bravery...
    and always wanted to meet him.
[15:29] Mina
    And when I actually did, he was so kind...
[15:32] Karen
    Oh, my! Oh, my!
[15:35] Zetan
    Earth, what do you think you're doing?
[15:37] Earth
    Remember what you said this morning?
[15:39] Earth
    You wanted a pretty girl
    who was in love with you.
[15:42] Earth
    Miss Mina's certainly pretty, right?
[15:44] Mina
    I look forward to spending time with you!
[15:48] Earth
    I'll let the three of you
    work out the details!
[15:52] Earth
    Have fun!
[15:57] Earth
    Queen, can we talk?
[16:01] Fairy Queen
    Of course!
[16:02] Fairy Queen
    Wow, you never summon me!
[16:04] Earth
    Wow, that was fast.
[16:05] Fairy Queen
    What is it?
[16:06] Fairy Queen
    A confession of love?
[16:10] Earth
    You see...
[16:11] Fairy Queen
    Yes?
[16:13] Fairy Queen
    I can't believe it...
[16:15] Earth
    Yeah, I figured you should know.
[16:19] Fairy Queen
    I believe that humans and fairies
    must not be allowed to fight.
[16:24] Earth
    I agree.
[16:26] Earth
    Make sure you keep an eye out for trouble.
[16:28] Fairy Queen
    For now, you have my thanks for
    stopping it before it started.
[16:31] Fairy Queen
    I'll see what I can learn.
[16:34] Earth
    Thanks.
[16:35] Earth
    Anyway, it's time for me to sleep,
    so I'll see you later...
[16:40] Fairy Queen
    You're saying you want to
    sleep next to me, right?
[16:42] Earth
    I am not.
[16:43] Fairy Queen
    Aw, you're so shy!
[16:45] Earth
    Leave already!
[16:47] Fairy Queen
    Okay, I will, but when can I see you next?
[16:50] Earth
    Eventually!
[16:52] Fairy Queen
    If you don't promise me, I won't leave.
[16:54] Fairy Queen
    I want to give you my thanks
    for what you did today, too!
[16:57] Earth
    Your thanks? Are you saying
    that as queen of the fairies?
[17:01] Fairy Queen
    Of course!
[17:02] Fairy Queen
    Thanks to you, we were able to
    avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
[17:07] Earth
    Then I promise we can meet again.
[17:10] Earth
    But no trying to give me a reward.
[17:13] Fairy Queen
    Fine.
[17:15] Earth
    Do you understand, Queen?
[17:18] Earth
    The way you're getting too involved with me
[17:20] Earth
    is basically the same as what the
    fort commander's daughter was doing.

[17:26] Innkeeper
    We'll miss having you here.
[17:28] Earth
    I need to get going, though.
[17:30] Earth
    I'm running low on enhanced oil.
[17:33] Earth
    And I want to do some
    repairs on my bow, too.
[17:38] Earth
    Oh, Zetan.
[17:39] Earth
    How'd it go after that?
[17:45] Earth
    I guess I know the answer to that!
[17:47] Zetan
    She says she wants me to move in with her.
[17:52] Innkeeper
    Oh, my!
[17:53] Zetan
    To the Fenrir mansion near the castle.
[17:56] Zetan
    Karen has preparations to make,
    she said, so she already left.
[18:01] Zetan
    We need to get going, too.
[18:03] Earth
    That's great!
[18:05] Zetan
    You're heading back to a human town, right?
[18:08] Zetan
    I'm sad I won't get to give
    you a ride on my back.
[18:12] Earth
    Don't worry about it, partner.
[18:16] Earth
    I had a lot of fun being your partner.
[18:19] Earth
    Let's do it again sometime.
[18:24] Zetan
    Bye!
[18:24] Mina
    I promise we'll be happy together!
[18:28] Innkeeper
    You've got a long journey
    home, though, Earth.
[18:32] Earth
    Oh, I've got something up my sleeve!
[18:35] Earth
    Pikasha! Can you come here?
[18:39] Innkeeper
    That bird won't even let the royal
    family ride on them sometimes.
[18:42] Innkeeper
    It won't just show up here.
[18:44] Earth
    I know.
[18:46] Earth
    I was just joking and hoping it would work.
[18:48] Earth
    It would be great if it did...
[18:51] Innkeeper
    Uh?
[18:53] Earth
    It did work.
[18:54] Innkeeper
    It sure did.
[19:02] Earth
    Okay, let me down here!
[19:05] Earth
    If I ride you into town,
    it'll make a huge fuss!
[19:11] Earth
    Don't get so disappointed, please...
[19:21] Earth
    Here you go!
[19:22] Earth
    Some cooking to thank you!
[19:24] Earth
    Eat up!
[19:36] Earth
    All filled up? There, there.
[19:41] Earth
    You're sure?
SIGN    Legendary Accessory
SIGN    Pikasha Heartfeather
     A shining feather given to those who have won the trust of a Pikasha.
     The wearer will feel less tired when wearing it.
     Wind Blessing: Stats are Increased. MP Usage reduced 15%.
     Ranged weapon and magic dodge chance 10% up. Movement speed 10% up.
[19:46] Earth
    That's an incredibly powerful effect.
[19:49] Earth
    Thanks, Pikasha!
[19:56] Earth
    See you around!
[20:02] Blacks
    Hey, Earth.
[20:03] Blacks
    It's been a while.
[20:04] Earth
    I'm back.
[20:06] Earth
    I was visiting the Fairy Kingdom,
[20:09] Earth
    but I realized I need some new equipment.
[20:11] Blacks
    You can use the place all you like.
[20:13] Blacks
    By the way, do you have enough materials?
[20:15] Earth
    I went to all the hunting spots,
    but they were all drained dry.
[20:19] Earth
    I'll work things out somehow.
SIGN    Light Metal-Coated X-Type Compound Hunting Bow
     Metal coating has been added to strengthen the bow, making it more durable and stronger at the price of becoming heavier.
     Effect: Atk+55 Score: 6
[20:28] Earth
    It's a little heavier now,
    but I think it's still okay.
[20:31] Earth
    Its old attack power was
    46, so it's gone up by 9.
[20:35] Earth
    This one's going to be a lot
    harder to keep repaired, though.
[20:41] Earth
    Time to try out my new bow.
[20:45] Earth
    A breaking announcement?
[20:47] Earth
    "A Challenge From the Departed"
    has been fully cleared?
[20:54] Labyrinth Guardian
    Thank you for freeing the souls of
    those who were trapped and suffering.
[20:59] Labyrinth Guardian
    I am the guardian of the labyrinth.
[21:05] Labyrinth Guardian
    You have all purified the wicked spirit
    energy that resided within the labyrinth,
[21:09] Labyrinth Guardian
    and now I can finally return to heaven.
[21:12] Earth
    I see, so this was the backstory.
[21:16] Labyrinth Guardian
    I'd like to reword those who
    contributed most to our freedom,
[21:21] Labyrinth Guardian
    but unfortunately I only
    have so many items to give.
[21:25] Earth
    A PvP tournament that only those who
    defeated a secret boss can participate in.
[21:32] Earth
    All the items you get from
    winning look really strong.
[21:36] Labyrinth Guardian
    Will you participate?
[21:39] Earth
    No!
[21:41] Earth
    Those rewards look great, but I don't
    want to fight in public anymore.
[21:51] Earth
    I've never heard a cry like that before.
[21:55] Earth
    I don't want to get involved
    in any more trouble,

[21:58] Earth
    but it'd bother me if I didn't look into it.
[22:05] Earth
    A dragon?!
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
    To Be Continued

E11 - Earth Finds a Baby Dragon

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Earth Finds a Baby Dragon
[01:41] Earth
    A dragon?
[01:46] Earth
    They all disappeared...
[01:48] Earth
    They were NPCs?
[01:55] Earth
    It wouldn't be right to
    just abandon it, would it?
[02:00] Earth
    Whew!
[02:05] Earth
    What?
[02:06] Earth
    Um...
[02:08] Earth
    Food, maybe?
[02:13] Earth
    I guess this'll work.
[02:21] Earth
    Well, I saved this dragon,
    but now what do I do with her?
[02:28] Earth
    I could go back to First, but...
[02:36] Earth
    No way. I'd stand out too much.
[02:38] Earth
    Maybe the Fairy Kingdom, then?
[02:41] Earth
    But there's a chance that
    bringing this dragon there
[02:45] Earth
    will cause some kind of huge problem...
[02:52] Earth
    I guess the first thing I need to
    do is find some more food for her.
[02:56] Earth
    I did come out here to test
    my new bow, after all.
[03:10] Earth
    Every living thing looks cute
    when it's a baby, I guess.

[03:23] Earth
    What?
[03:24] Earth
    You want this, too?
[03:26] Earth
    Okay, fine.
[03:28] Earth
    Give me a sec.
[03:37] Earth
    I can't believe it...
[03:44] Earth
    She ate so much food!
[03:49] Earth
    They say journeys are more fun with friends,
[03:51] Earth
    and you should try to help
    people you meet, but...
[03:53] Earth
    I wonder if that goes for dragons, too.
[03:57] Earth
    All right...
[03:59] Earth
    Queen, can you drop by for a second?
[04:02] Fairy Queen
    Hello!
[04:03] Fairy Queen
    I'm here, just like you asked!
[04:04] Fairy Queen
    It's me, your lover, Queenie!
SIGN    Grr
[04:09] Earth
    Sorry, Queen.
[04:11] Earth
    We've got a problem.
[04:12] Fairy Queen
    A problem?
[04:15] Fairy Queen
    What's a baby red dragon doing here?
[04:18] Earth
    So I was right. It's a big deal.
[04:21] Earth
    So this is what happened...
[04:23] Fairy Queen
    I understand what happened.
[04:25] Fairy Queen
    But this is definitely a big problem.
[04:28] Earth
    It's that big a deal?
[04:29] Fairy Queen
    Wild dragons never leave the
     borders of their kingdom,
[04:33] Fairy Queen
    so that their terrible power
    doesn't cause needless conflict.
[04:37] Earth
    Wild dragons?
[04:39] Earth
    Are they different than regular dragons?
[04:41] Fairy Queen
    Yes.
[04:42] Fairy Queen
    They're both extremely powerful, but...
[04:46] Fairy Queen
    The dragons have learned
    to control their power
[04:49] Fairy Queen
    and are starting to learn to get
    along with the other races.
[04:53] Fairy Queen
    But wild dragons have given up
     on controlling their power,
[04:57] Fairy Queen
    and isolated themselves instead.
[04:59] Earth
    Given up on controlling their power?
[05:02] Fairy Queen
    And to make matters worse,
    that's a red dragon.
[05:06] Earth
    What do you mean?
[05:07] Fairy Queen
    Red dragons are much
    stronger than the others.
[05:11] Fairy Queen
    They're a symbol of their nation.
[05:13] Fairy Queen
    The royal family of the Wild Dragon Kingdom.
[05:16] Earth
    And their child was kidnapped?
[05:18] Fairy Queen
    Yes, this is a huge problem.
[05:21] Fairy Queen
    If they find out, there's no telling
    what they might do in their anger.
[05:26] Zephana
    Trouble, Your Highness.
[05:28] Zephana
    There are red dragons
    heading here at top speed.
[05:32] Zephana
    You need to return to the castle...
[05:39] Zephana
    Y-You stupid queen! What are you doing?!
[05:43] Zephana
    Why would you kidnap a red dragon baby?!
[05:47] Fairy Queen
    Wh-What do you mean, stupid?
[05:48] Fairy Queen
    Even I wouldn't do something like that!
[05:51] Zephana
    So what's it doing here, then?
[05:53] Fairy Queen
    It was Earth who...
[05:56] Earth
    So what direction are the
    dragons coming from?
[06:09] Fairy Queen
    There they are.
[06:20] Earth
    They're huge!
[06:21] Earth
    If one of these went on a rampage,
    it would be a disaster!

[06:24] Dragon Dad
    Was it you who kidnapped our child?!
[06:29] Earth
    I can hear his voice directly in my head...
[06:31] Fairy Queen
    Wait!
[06:33] Fairy Queen
    This man—
[06:33] Dragon Dad
    Silence, Fairy Queen!
[06:36] Dragon Dad
    We're talking to him right now.
[06:43] Dragon Dad
    Child of man, answer us.
[06:45] Dragon Dad
    Why did you kidnap our child?
[06:48] Earth
    I don't know why your child was kidnapped.
[06:50] Earth
    The ones who did it are probably dead.
[06:54] Earth
    I simply found him and took care him.
[06:57] Dragon Dad
    And you expect us to believe that?
[07:02] Earth
    I understand that you doubt me.
[07:04] Earth
    But I'm telling the truth!
[07:11] Dragon Dad
    Very well.
[07:13] Dragon Dad
    Then bring me our child.
[07:19] Dragon Dad
    Do that and I will believe you,
    out of respect for your courage.
[07:26] Fairy Queen
    Earth...
[07:28] Earth
    It's fine.
[07:29] Earth
    It's just fine.
[07:53] Dragon Mom
    Oh, my child!
[07:59] Dragon Dad
    My apologies, child of man.
[08:02] Dragon Dad
    We have just seen our child's memories.
[08:05] Dragon Dad
    What you said is indeed true.
[08:10] Dragon Dad
    You fed her, too, I see.
[08:13] Dragon Dad
    You have my gratitude.
[08:14] Dragon Dad
    I also want to apologize for
    needlessly suspecting you.
[08:19] Dragon Dad
    Ask for anything you want.
[08:21] Earth
    All right, I will.
[08:23] Earth
    Please don't hold the Fairy Kingdom
    responsible for what happened today.
[08:28] Earth
    And pretend that we have never met.
[08:33] Dragon Mom
    I understand why you'd want
    to protect the fairies.
[08:36] Dragon Mom
    But why pretend we never met?
[08:39] Earth
    I prefer peace and quiet.
    I don't want to attract attention.
[08:43] Dragon Mom
    It's not that you don't want to
    be associated with us, correct?
[08:48] Dragon Mom
    Very well, then.
[08:49] Dragon Dad
    Yes. We shall grant your wish.
[08:56] Dragon Dad
    We shall return to our lands, then.
[09:00] Dragon Dad
    Farewell, child of man.
[09:21] Fairy Queen
    It worked, huh?
[09:23] Earth
    Yeah. We got lucky.
[09:25] Fairy Queen
    Thank you for thinking about
    the Fairy Kingdom, too.
[09:30] Fairy Queen
    As Queen, you have my gratitude.
[09:32] Earth
    As Queen, huh?
[09:35] Earth
    She's growing up.
[09:37] Fairy Queen
    What will you be doing now?
[09:40] Fairy Queen
    If you don't have any plans, why not
    come to the castle so I can thank you?
[09:46] Earth
    I'd rather go to a town than the castle.
[09:48] Earth
    I'd like to get some work.
[09:51] Fairy Queen
    I see.
[09:53] Fairy Queen
    I'll see you're given a ride, then.
[09:55] Fairy Queen
    Pikasha!
[10:00] Earth
    Thank you. And if you could—
[10:03] Fairy Queen
    Of course.
[10:04] Fairy Queen
    I will see to it that no one knows that
    you were involved with this.
[10:08] Earth
    Thanks.
[10:09] Earth
    I don't want to attract any more
    attention than I already have.
[10:14] Earth
    All right, I'm counting on you!
[10:15] Fairy Queen
    Yes, leave it to me!
SIGN    Fairy Kingdom East Fort Town
[10:20] Earth
    Huh?
SIGN    Sunflower Tavern
[10:22] Earth
    You're kidding me...
[10:25] Earth
    There's barely any work.
[10:28] Innkeep
    Oh, it's your first time here, huh?
[10:32] Earth
    Um, is there just no demand
    for adventurers here?
[10:36] Innkeep
    No, that's not true.
[10:38] Innkeep
    There were a lot of jobs at first.
[10:41] Innkeep
    But human adventurers took them all.
[10:45] Innkeep
    All the inns are like this now.
[10:48] Earth
    I see.
[10:51] Earth
    Oh, dear.
[10:53] Innkeep
    If you want work that bad,
[10:55] Innkeep
    why not work here while you stay the night?
[11:01] Innkeep
    Table 7's food is ready.
[11:04] Earth
    Okay!
[11:09] Earth
    Let me read your order back to you.
[11:11] Earth
    First...
[11:12] Man
    Hey, I don't have my food yet!
[11:15] Earth
    Sorry!
[11:21] Earth
    Why am I doing the cooking, too?
[11:23] Innkeep
    Here's the next order.
[11:25] Earth
    Okay!
[11:25] Earth
    It's just like being a
    part-timer at a restaurant!

[11:30] Earth
    It's finally over..
[11:32] Innkeep
    Good work today!
[11:35] Innkeep
    You were a huge help.
[11:39] Innkeep
    Here's your pay!
[11:41] Earth
    Thanks.
[11:44] Earth
    I'll be going to bed.
[11:47] Innkeep
    Thanks. Sweet dreams!
[11:53] Earth
    I started the day by finding a dragon baby,
[11:56] Earth
    and ended it as a part-timer
    at a restaurant...
[11:59] Earth
    One More's really got everything...
[12:07] Earth
    But well, it's kind of fun.
[12:10] Earth
    I could make some money and
    open my own restaurant.
[12:14] Earth
    That might be one way to play...
[12:15] Earth
    You know, I think this game
    has too many things to do.
[12:23] Old Man
    So we all agree to continue
    running One More, then.
[12:30] Old Man
    Good, good. These results are spectacular.
[12:34] Male 1
    That's all well and good, old man.
[12:36] Male 1
    But how are things looking
    with the two of them?
[12:39] Old Man
    You'll be shocked.
[12:41] Old Man
    Involvement with one of the players
    has caused EA to learn to laugh,
[12:45] Old Man
    and EB to learn to be angry.
[12:49] Female 1
    I was surprised when I first saw it, as well.
[12:52] Female 1
    EA had become almost completely emotionless,
[12:55] Female 1
    and EB reacted by constantly
    acting like a spoiled child...
[13:01] Female 1
    I can't believe the two of them
    have changed so much.
[13:04] Male 2
    Unbelievable.
[13:05] Male 2
    I'd been so focused on showing
    that world to my daughter...
[13:09] Male 2
    I didn't realize there was
    someone like that out there.
[13:12] Female 1
    He's an interesting man.
[13:14] Male 1
    What, you know him?
[13:16] Female 1
    Yes. I'm a player, too.
[13:20] Male 3
    Yes, I'm very curious about this player.
[13:25] Male 3
    But that's all the more reason to
     continue operating the game.
[13:32] Old Man
    Yes. We need One More to
    train our AIs, as well!
SIGN    "A Challenge from the Departed" PvP Tournament Winner!
    
    The Challenge from the Departed PvP tournament
    was recently held between 20 Liberators in the town of Nexia.
    The winner was a five-man party led by Silver.
    They defeated Glad's party, the pre-tournament favorite,
    as well as Ayame's archer party.
     Silver's party will be awarded 20 million gloh.
[13:43] Earth
    So Silver's party won the "Challenge
    from the Departed" PvP tournament, huh?
[13:50] Earth
    I guess Glad gets to taste the
    agony of defeat this time.
[13:56] Earth
    The wind feels so good...
[13:59] Earth
    It's been a while since this
    game's been so relaxing for me.
[14:05] Earth
    This is actually what I wanted
    when I started this game.
[14:10] Earth
    But I've been attracting attention instead.
[14:15] Earth
    I kind of wonder what I'm doing.
[14:19] Earth
    Well, it was fun, though.
    Being able to run around and move like that...
[14:27] Earth
    When I was little, I used to run
    around and play all the time.

[14:31] Earth
    But once I got older,
[14:33] Earth
    I was so busy with work, I didn't get
    a lot of chances to exercise.

[14:38] Earth
    And the next thing I knew,
[14:40] Earth
    I was so out of shape that
    I was feeling depressed.

[14:44] Earth
    So I decided that I could
     at least come here...

[14:49] Earth
    And it's so much fun to be able to do things
[14:51] Earth
    that I could never do in the real world,
    even when I was younger.

[14:58] Earth
    So I let things get out of hand.
[15:01] Earth
    'Cause in the real world, my body and my
    heart don't work like they did when I was little.

[15:09] Earth
    Wait, why am I crying?
[15:13] Earth
    It's not a good idea for me to be alone.
[15:16] Earth
    I think about stuff I shouldn't
    and get depressed.

[15:21] Earth
    I'm better off when there's
    crazy stuff going on around me.

[15:27] Earth
    Fortunately, I know lots of crazy people.
[15:33] Earth
    Actually, maybe that means
    I've been kind of harsh on them.

[15:38] Earth
    I need to be nicer.
SIGN    Eastern City Sezanah
[15:44] Earth
    Or so I thought, but...
[15:46] Earth
    This is way too sudden!
[15:49] Fairy Queen
    What is?
[15:52] Earth
    Nothing.
[15:54] Earth
    Never mind.
[15:55] Earth
    So, what's so urgent you needed to
    summon me here the second I arrived in town?
[15:59] Fairy Queen
    I thought you might want to see me!
[16:03] Earth
    Shaddup!
[16:06] Earth
    And who might you be?
[16:09] Earth
    I was hoping Her Majesty
    might introduce me, but...
[16:15] Green Dragon
    I'm a green dragon. We are wild dragons that
    have the power to control the wind.
[16:19] Earth
    A wild dragon?
[16:21] Earth
    I heard your race tries to avoid
    contact with the other races.
[16:26] Green Dragon
    We green dragons are an exception.
[16:29] Green Dragon
    We're less powerful than the other wild
    dragons, but far faster and more agile,
[16:34] Green Dragon
    and we can take human form, too.
[16:36] Green Dragon
    Thus, we sometimes serve as messengers.
[16:40] Earth
    I see.
[16:41] Earth
    I understand who you are.
[16:43] Earth
    But...
[16:45] Earth
    What would someone like that want with me?
[16:48] Green Dragon
    You really have no idea why I'm here?
[16:51] Earth
    I'm not sure...
[16:55] Earth
    All I can think of is that
    I returned the red dragon baby.
[16:59] Earth
    But they agreed to pretend
    that never happened.
[17:01] Green Dragon
    Yes.
[17:02] Green Dragon
    There's actually a problem
    with the young lady.
[17:06] Earth
    A problem?
[17:07] Green Dragon
    Yes.
[17:08] Green Dragon
    After returning to our kingdom...
[17:14] Green Dragon
    she's nearly stopped eating entirely.
[17:17] Earth
    Huh?
[17:19] Green Dragon
    If she's going to grow up into a big,
    strong dragon, she needs to eat.
[17:24] Green Dragon
    But she...
[17:27] Green Dragon
    She only eats about half what
    a normal dragon her age eats!
[17:33] Green Dragon
    And not only that...
[17:35] (Flashback) Dragon Baby
    Teach me how to become human!
[17:39] Green Dragon
    She came to us and asked that...
[17:42] Earth
    And you've been told to find out why?
[17:46] Green Dragon
    Yes. Do you have any idea?
[17:50] Earth
    No, not really.
[17:52] Earth
    When I found her, she ate a whole lot.
[17:56] Green Dragon
    Really?
[17:57] Earth
    Yes.
[18:01] Fairy Queen
    Hey.
[18:03] Fairy Queen
    Don't you suppose that
    your cooking was just too good?
[18:14] Fairy Queen
    What did you feed her?
[18:17] Earth
    Soup and Hamburg steak... a lot of both...
[18:22] Green Dragon
    Soup? Hamburg steak?
[18:24] Green Dragon
    What are those things?
[18:26] Earth
    They're, um... well...
[18:32] Earth
    Did I screw up?
[18:36] Green Dragon
    This is delicious!
[18:39] Green Dragon
    I can see why the young lady isn't
    interested in our food anymore!
[18:43] Fairy Queen
    Right?
[18:44] Fairy Queen
    His cooking is the best.
[18:47] Earth
    Ahem.
[18:50] Green Dragon
    Sorry, can I have seconds?
[18:51] Fairy Queen
    Me, too!
[18:53] Earth
    You may not have seconds!
[18:55] Earth
    What did you even come here for?
[18:57] Earth
    And Queen! Don't expect
    me to cook for you, too!
[19:01] Green Dragon
    I-I'm sorry.
[19:03] Green Dragon
    I don't know what came over me.
[19:05] Green Dragon
    Um...
[19:06] Green Dragon
    Can you please make some more?
    I want to take it back for her.
[19:11] Earth
    Look, I can't just...
[19:13] Green Dragon
    Please!
[19:14] Green Dragon
    If I go back without any,
     they'll be infuriated with me!
[19:19] Earth
    But I don't have the ingredients!
[19:21] Green Dragon
    Then I shall procure them!
[19:26] Earth
    Does he have to go that far?
[19:32] Green Dragon
    Thank you!
[19:36] Green Dragon
    I'll be going, then.
[19:38] Green Dragon
    Just you wait, young lady!
[19:42] Earth
    Hey, didn't you say the wild dragons
    didn't interact with the other races?
[19:47] Fairy Queen
    Yes, that's how it usually works.
[19:50] Fairy Queen
    But you may have just changed that.
[19:55] Earth
    I feel tired all of a sudden.
[19:57] Earth
    I'm going back to the inn.
[20:03] Fairy Queen
    You should come to the castle this time.
[20:06] Fairy Queen
    I'll prepare the best room
    we have for you.
[20:09] Earth
    And then you'll sneak
    into the bed, won't you?
[20:12] Earth
    I can tell exactly what you're up to!
[20:16] Fairy Queen
    Wait!
[20:17] Earth
    Farewell!
[20:18] Earth
    Jump!
[20:19] Fairy Queen
    Wait, Earth!
[20:23] Earth
    I know I said I'd be nicer,
    but there are limits!

[20:27] Earth
    Still, those wild dragons...
[20:29] Earth
    Did I just open relations with an
    isolated race with my cooking?

[20:45] Dragon Baby
    Another plate!
[20:47] Green Dragon
    Understood.
[20:49] Dragon Dad
    What's going on?
[20:50] Dragon Dad
    What is this?
[20:52] Green Dragon
    This is cooking, Sire!
[20:55] Dragon Dad
    Cooking!
[20:57] Green Dragon
    Indeed.
[20:58] Green Dragon
    A technology that makes
    food even more delicious.
[21:02] Green Dragon
    She simply missed the taste of this.
[21:09] Dragon Dad
    Astonishing...
[21:10] Dragon Dad
    I had no idea that
     child of man had such a skill.
SIGN    Several Days Later
[21:22] Green Dragon
    No luck, huh?
[21:26] Green Dragon
    I've gotten to the point
    where it looks right,

[21:28] Green Dragon
    but it tastes... terrible.
[21:34] Green Dragon
    I guess it's pointless to
    try and imitate its appearance
[21:36] Green Dragon
    without learning the basics of the art.
[21:42] Green Dragon
    Should I ask the king for
    permission to go learn from him?
[21:47] Green Dragon
    No, it wouldn't be appropriate
    for a proud wild dragon to...
[22:07] [SONG] Dragon Dad
    To Be Continued

E12 - Earth Gets Angry

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Earth Gets Angry
SIGN    You have logged in.
[01:49] Earth
    No way!
[01:50] Earth
    Has she been hugging me like this
    since the last time I logged out?
[01:55] Earth
    One, two, three.
[01:59] FairyQueen
    That's a mean way to wake me up.
[02:01] Earth
    Fun time is over.
[02:03] Earth
    We're leaving.
[02:04] FairyQueen
    Hey, why not stay here a little...
[02:07] FairyQueen
    This isn't what I like to do in bed!
[02:20] Earth
    I just can't get used to being treated this way,
    and I don't know if I like it...
[02:25] Earth
    I want to start leveling up
    my kick and whip skills.
[02:29] Earth
    And I'd better get another thorn whip
    to replace the one I just used.
[02:33] Earth
    And...
[02:34] Emer
    Excuse me.
[02:35] Earth
    Yes?
[02:37] Emer
    My name is Emer.
[02:39] Emer
    You are Earth, correct?
[02:43] Earth
    You've got the wrong guy.
[02:44] Emer
    Black hair. Black eyes. And a bow.
[02:48] Emer
    I am quite certain you are him.
[02:51] Earth
    I told you. You've got the wrong guy.
[02:53] Earth
    Somehow I can tell from the aura this guy's
    giving off that he's another wild dragon.
[02:59] Earth
    I don't want to get involved.
[03:01] Earth
    There are plenty of people out there
    with black hair and black eyes.
[03:06] Earth
    And more and more people
    are using bows lately.
[03:10] Earth
    Anyway, I'll be going.
[03:14] Earth
    The reason I've got so many
    wild dragons showing up around me
[03:18] Earth
    must be because of what
    I did with the baby red dragon.
[03:22] Earth
    Part of this is my responsibility.
[03:25] Earth
    But whatever responsibility I had,
    I've already fulfilled it!
[03:29] Earth
    I don't want to spend any more time being
    forced to cook for the wild dragons.
[03:34] Earth
    I'm an adventurer.
    I'm not logging in to play as a chef.
[03:44] Earth
    All that's left is to
    find an inn for tonight.
[03:52] Emer
    So you are Earth, after all.
[03:56] FairyQueen
    It's really mean to tie someone up with
    a thorn whip and leave them there!
[04:02] Earth
    You've got the wrong guy!
[04:05] Earth
    Fly and Large Jump!
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
    Fly
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
    Large Jump
[04:08] Emer
    You won't get away!
[04:10] FairyQueen
    Wait!
[04:13] Earth
    An inn!
[04:14] Earth
    If I can get inside, I can log out!
[04:18] Earth
    Wind Booster!
[04:19] [SONG] SIGN
    Wind Booster
[04:20] FairyQueen
    He's fast!
[04:22] FairyQueen
    If he gets inside that inn, he'll escape!
[04:23] Emer
    Understood!
[04:27] Earth
    How much is a room?
[04:28] Innkeep
    F-Fifty gloh...
[04:30] Earth
    I'll take it!
[04:33] Earth
    Large Jump!
[04:38] FairyQueen
    Wait!
[04:39] Earth
    Not a chance!
[04:44] Earth
    I can't stay in the
    Fairy Kingdom anymore, can I?
[04:53] Earth
    I'm sorry for all the fuss yesterday.
[04:56] Innkeep
    Wh-What did you do?
[05:00] Innkeep
    The queen put out a warrant
    for your arrest...
[05:04] FairyQueen
    A warrant?
SIGN    If you see this person inform the queen at once!
SIGN    The Man Who Doesn't Want to Stand Out
    What? Why isn't everybody talking about you guys, too?
    But Stands Out More Than Anyone!
    
SIGN    His Name is Earth
SIGN    An EVIL MAN who played with the Queen's heart!
SIGN    He tied me up!
[05:24] FairyQueen
    What's going on?
[05:25] FairyQueen
    Earth!
[05:27] Earth
    I didn't think you'd go so
    far as to put out a warrant.
[05:31] Earth
    That's going too far. Even for you.
[05:36] Earth
    Even I can get angry, you know!
[05:39] FairyQueen
    Wait! I can explain!
[05:42] FairyQueen
    The green dragon elder...
[05:43] Earth
    I'm very disappointed, Queen.
[05:45] Earth
    I thought you knew me a
    little better than that.
[05:50] Earth
    There's only one thing I want from you now.
[05:53] Earth
    Take this damn ring off!
[05:56] Earth
    You put it on. You can take it off.
[06:02] Earth
    And you, wild dragon...
[06:05] Earth
    I'm never cooking for any of you again.
[06:09] Earth
    So get the hell out of here!
[06:11] Emer
    And if I refuse?
[06:13] Earth
    If you're going to try and force
    me to, I'm prepared to fight.
[06:18] Emer
    Have you lost your mind, child of man?
[06:20] Earth
    Hell no.
[06:21] Earth
    I can see exactly how arrogant
    your power has made you.
[06:25] Earth
    I saved your country's princess, and instead
    of a reward, you keep making demands!
[06:32] Earth
    If that isn't arrogance, what is?
[06:35] Emer
    You dare call us arrogant?
[06:37] Emer
    You need to learn your place, child of man.
[06:41] Emer
    Let's take this outside.
[06:43] Emer
    I'll rip you apart and force you to obey.
[06:46] Earth
    And I'll blast a hole in
    that smug face of yours!
[06:54] Earth
    What I said then...
[06:56] (Flashback) Earth
    I prefer quiet.
    I don't want to attract attention.
[07:02] (Flashback) Dragon Dad
    We shall grant your wish.
[07:05] Earth
    They promised! But...
[07:09] Earth
    From a dragon's perspective, a human should
    be willing to do whatever they want.
[07:14] Earth
    But they don't get to tell me what to do!
[07:18] Earth
    I'm sick of them acting this way!
[07:21] Emer
    It would be dishonorable for a wild dragon
    to strike the first blow at full force.
[07:26] Emer
    I'll let you attack first.
[07:28] Earth
    All right, let's see what you've got!
[07:31] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[07:37] Emer
    Is that all you've got?
[07:39] Emer
    You have no chance, then!
[07:43] Earth
    I guess I should've expected
    a dragon to be tough.
[07:45] Earth
    Most of my attacks won't even scratch it!
[07:49] Earth
    But if I take even a single hit...
[07:52] Emer
    Now... dance the dance of death!
[08:01] Emer
    I'll make your death painful.
[08:03] Earth
    Damn it. Should I use a suffocation herb?
[08:07] Earth
    No... if the wind blows
    it back at me, I'm dead.
[08:12] Earth
    Then...
[08:15] Earth
    If I can't pierce his scales,
    I'll shatter them!
[08:19] Earth
    Twin-Fanged Arrow!
[08:22] Earth
    Even a Heavy Blunt Arrow can't do it?
[08:25] Emer
    A dragon's scales are unbreakable!
[08:28] Earth
    Oh, no!
[08:29] Earth
    Shield Parry!
[08:33] Earth
    That blunted the force of his attack.
[08:35] Earth
    But that's the most I can
    do to resist him now!
[08:42] Emer
    So you managed to just barely survive that?
[08:53] Emer
    Perhaps that shield sacrificed
    itself to protect its master,
[08:57] Emer
    in one last show of loyalty.
[08:59] Earth
    I've been through so many battles
    with that shield, and now it's gone.
[09:04] Earth
    He killed one of my partners!
[09:09] Earth
    So I need to stand up!
[09:11] Earth
    I need to stand up and fight!
[09:13] Earth
    I haven't lost yet!
[09:15] Earth
    This isn't over!
[09:20] Emer
    How can you still fight?
[09:24] Earth
    It doesn't matter if everyone laughs at me.
[09:26] Earth
    If I look like a loser.
[09:28] Earth
    I never wanted to be cool
    in the first place.
[09:31] Earth
    In games and in reality,
    once you give up, it's over.
[09:35] Earth
    So...
[09:36] Earth
    I'll keep fighting until the
    very end, and never give up!
[09:39] Earth
    That's what humans do!
[09:41] Emer
    I'm done playing around.
[09:43] Emer
    It's time for me to give
    you the right to die!
[09:49] Earth
    Wind Booster!
[09:53] Earth
    This is what I've been waiting for!
[09:55] Earth
    Hell Mine Oil!
[10:08] Earth
    I managed to survive that...
[10:14] Earth
    My ears are ringing!
[10:16] Earth
    But now's my chance!
[10:19] Earth
    My bow skill...
[10:20] Earth
    The one the Queen gave me...
[10:24] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    I'll give you two powers.
[10:26] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    These two techniques are a recreation
    of powerful skills created
[10:31] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    in the time of the 21st fairy ruler.
[10:35] Earth
    Seven Falling Stars!
[10:38] [SONG] SIGN
    Seven Falling Stars
[10:44] Emer
    This skill... It's the fairies'...
[10:50] Emer
    Why do you...
[11:07] Emer
    You're going to regret that.
[11:13] Earth
    I should've known a dragon
    could survive that...
[11:14] Emer
    This is the end!
[11:16] Emer
    Wind Breath!
[11:30] Emer
    So there's nothing left of you?
[11:32] Emer
    That's what you get for not
    knowing your place, child of man.
[11:38] Earth
    Sorry.
[11:40] Earth
    I used Wind Booster to escape.
[11:42] Earth
    And I'm using Sneak, too,
[11:44] Earth
    so you can't see me.
[11:47] Earth
    I've got just one chance.
[11:49] Earth
    And I'll lose this bow that's
    been with me for so long.
[11:56] Earth
    The moment of fate has come.
[11:59] Earth
    I offer up the life of my other self...
[12:02] Earth
    discarding advantage...
[12:03] Earth
    and my own life, as well...
[12:05] Earth
    to force open the door to
    tomorrow before it closes...
[12:08] Earth
    To ensure a tomorrow for
    those who come after...
[12:12] Earth
    I put all of my will into this arrow...
[12:14] Earth
    My life up to this point has had but
    one purpose: to fire this last arrow!
[12:22] Emer
    You're not dead?!
[12:25] Earth
    And the other gift the queen gave me...
[12:29] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    It combines your life, your magic,
    and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[12:34] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[12:38] Earth
    Even a dragon's not invincible.
[12:41] Earth
    And this shot will make you realize that!
[12:43] Dragon
    If you fire that arrow, you won't survive!
[12:47] Earth
    That's the plan!
[12:51] Earth
    Sacrifice Bow!
[12:57] Emer
    Wind Barrier!
[13:02] Earth
    I can't use any more arts...
[13:04] Earth
    And I'm loaded down with status debuffs.
[13:09] Earth
    This is the last shot, partner!
[13:11] Earth
    Blast a hole in him!
[13:32] Earth
    Thanks for everything...
[13:34] Earth
    For sticking with a guy like me...
[13:42] Earth
    He's still not defeated?
[13:44] Earth
    I'm out of ways to fight.
[13:47] Earth
    Which means...
[13:51] Emer
    Don't do it...
[13:52] Earth
    This is the end for you, wild dragon!
[14:01] Male 1
    What the hell?
[14:03] Male 2
    What's this dragon's level?
[14:05] Female 1
    Stats-wise, he's the weakest one.
    He's also old, and had little time left.
[14:11] Male 2
    So there's still a chance of winning?
[14:16] Male 1
    Should we nerf that oil?
[14:19] Female 2
    No, I'd rather not.
[14:21] Female 2
    If we nerf every clever idea they have,
    they'll stop wanting to make new things.
[14:28] Male 2
    That's a fair point.
[14:29] Male 1
    I'm surprised he was willing
    to sacrifice his bow, though.
[14:34] Male 1
    And he sacrificed himself at the end, too.
[14:38] Male 2
    That's the thing!
[14:39] Male 1
    One More may be a VR game,
    but it feels extremely real.
[14:45] Male 1
    But the fear and the pain
    didn't stop him at all.
[14:49] Male 2
    I didn't think he'd be
    able to beat a dragon...
[14:59] Earth
    I didn't lose, but I guess I died, too...
[15:04] Earth
    If I wait two minutes, I'll be teleported
    to the last place I logged out.
[15:11] Earth
    Guess I'll wait.
[15:19] Red Dragon
    Get to work.
[15:22] White Dragon
    Yes, sire.
[15:22] Earth
    Did they come to save the green dragon?
[15:34] Earth
    Wait, what are you doing?
SIGN    You have been revived. Accept?
[15:46] Earth
    Why would you revive me
    before your dragon buddy?
[15:50] Red Dragon
    You have my deepest apologies for this.
[15:54] Red Dragon
    The wild dragon you defeated
    was the green dragon elder.
[16:00] Red Dragon
    I've learned he's become terribly arrogant
    and had been mistreating others.
[16:06] Red Dragon
    He threatened the Fairy Queen and told her
    that if she didn't put out a warrant for you,
[16:12] Red Dragon
    he'd attack the human and fairy towns.
[16:17] Earth
    She was being threatened?
[16:19] Earth
    She only did it to protect
    the humans and fairies?
[16:24] Red Dragon
    We came here to ensure
    he received punishment.
[16:29] Red Dragon
    But instead, we found that you,
    a human, had defeated him.
[16:33] Red Dragon
    I am extremely impressed!
[16:35] Earth
    But that doesn't change the fact that
    I killed one of your fellow dragons.
[16:40] Earth
    Are you okay with that?
[16:42] Red Dragon
    Of course.
[16:43] Red Dragon
    If you hadn't defeated him, I would have
     ripped him apart with my own jaws.
[16:47] Red Dragon
    He wasn't going to survive, either way.
[16:51] Red Dragon
    Oh, and here.
[16:54] Red Dragon
    We haven't compensated you for
     the cooking you did, I'm told.
SIGN    Dragonscale Light Armor Set
SIGN    800,000 Gloh
SIGN    Bow of ???
[17:00] Red Dragon
    The others are my way of apologizing.
[17:03] Earth
    Dragonscale Light Armor?
[17:07] Earth
    I don't have Light Armor skill.
[17:10] Red Dragon
    Don't worry.
[17:12] Red Dragon
    It's no heavier than a human robe.
[17:15] Earth
    It's so much lighter than it looks!
[17:17] Earth
    And it's easier to move in than leather.
[17:20] Red Dragon
    The service you've given us merits it.
[17:23] Red Dragon
    Any less of a reward would
    be an insult to our pride.
[17:27] Red Dragon
    And as for this bow...
SIGN    Bow of ???
    Effect: Atk+???
    Special Effect: ???? ???? ????
[17:30] Earth
    I can't see its stats.
[17:32] Red Dragon
    It belonged to the one fairy
    who faced me in combat.
[17:38] Red Dragon
    It's a strange weapon that only recognizes
    those who meet its conditions.
[17:42] Red Dragon
    You may not be able to equip it now,
[17:44] Red Dragon
    but perhaps someday
    it will open its heart to you.
[17:47] Earth
    A weapon with a mind of its own, huh?
[17:49] Red Dragon
    We need to earn your trust, after all.
[17:53] Red Dragon
    For the sake of my daughter, as well.
[18:04] Earth
    My body feels so heavy...
[18:07] Earth
    That's what I get for using Sacrifice Bow...
[18:10] Earth
    I don't really want to do this, but...
[18:13] Earth
    Pikasha, can you come here?
[18:22] Earth
    I'm fine!
[18:24] Earth
    I'm too tired to move, that's all.
[18:28] Earth
    I'm glad to have Pikasha around,
    but I feel like I'm abusing my privileges...
[18:33] Earth
    I'm not supposed to like standing
    out or attracting attention...
[18:38] Earth
    But it's true that I had fun that day.
[18:45] Earth
    Excuse me. I'd like a cape!
[18:50] Earth
    Okay! Looking good!
SIGN    Fairy Cape
     Effect: Def+4
     Special Effects: Self-Repair Reduce All Attack Damage (Weak)
    Hood prevents others from recognizing you
[19:04] Zephana
    Her Highness fell into a state of shock
    after she saw how angry you became.
[19:09] Zephana
    She's like a living corpse.
[19:13] Lunea
    Right now, her mind's like a balloon
    that could burst at any moment.
[19:19] Lunea
    Please, be careful what you say to her.
[19:23] Earth
    Sure, I was pretty angry.
[19:27] Earth
    But I didn't mean to do this to her.
[19:31] Earth
    Queen!
[19:33] FairyQueen
    Earth!
[19:36] FairyQueen
    I'm so sorry...
[19:39] Earth
    No, the red dragon told me what happened.
[19:43] Earth
    You only put that warrant
    out to protect your people.
[19:49] Earth
    As queen, it was the
     right decision to make, I think.
[19:54] Earth
    And I didn't even think about
    that when I snapped at you...
[19:57] Earth
    I was acting like a child.
[19:59] FairyQueen
    No, I realize just how
    badly I've been behaving.
[20:05] FairyQueen
    As my way of apologizing, I'll do
    whatever I can to respect your wishes.
[20:10] Earth
    Then...
[20:13] Earth
    I'd like you... I'd like you to seal...
    I'd like you to seal this ring's powers.
[20:20] FairyQueen
    So you really do hate me...
[20:25] Earth
    No, that's not it.
[20:26] Earth
    I know I've taken advantage of all the
    special treatment you've given me, but...
[20:31] Earth
    I actually don't like being treated
    that way, or standing out.
[20:38] FairyQueen
    You're right...
[20:40] FairyQueen
    You're telling me that, as queen,
[20:43] FairyQueen
    I shouldn't be going to visit you or
    giving you extra special treatment.
[20:48] FairyQueen
    That's what you want to say, right?
[20:52] FairyQueen
    I'd gotten too excited, hadn't I?
[20:55] FairyQueen
    I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
[20:59] Earth
    No, that wonderful parade you gave me,
[21:04] Earth
    and those rides on Pikasha...
[21:06] Earth
    That stuff made me really happy.
[21:08] Earth
    You can only experience stuff
    like that in One More.
[21:17] Earth
    And the only reason I was able
    to defeat the green dragon
[21:19] Earth
    was because of the skills you gave me.
[21:27] FairyQueen
    It's done.
[21:31] FairyQueen
    Can we see each other again someday?
[21:33] Earth
    Someday.
[21:46] Earth
    Now, it's time to say goodbye
    to the Fairy Kingdom.
[21:49] Earth
    I guess I'll head back to First.
[21:52] Earth
    I wonder what everybody's up to.
[21:54] Earth
    Oh, I know. I've got to
    go say goodbye to Zetan.
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