Season 1
- E1 - Earth Logs In
- E2 - Earth Joins His First Party
- E3 - Earth, Fairy-playah?
- E4 - Earth Receives a Reward He's Not Sure He's Happy About
- E5 - Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen
- E6 - Earth Gets Excited Over a New Dungeon
- E7 - Earth Challenges a Boss
- E8 - Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
- E9 - Earth Goes to the Fairy Kingdom
- E10 - Earth Gets a Partner
- E11 - Earth Finds a Baby Dragon
- E12 - Earth Gets Angry
E1 - Earth Logs In
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[00:07] Daichi
Video games are wonderful.
[00:09] Daichi
I might be a 38-year-old man,
[00:11] Daichi
but when I'm in a game, I'm young again.
[00:13] Daichi
And I can do things that
I could never do in real life.
[00:18] Daichi
Okay, time to start by making my character.
[00:22] Daichi
I'll name him "Earth," I guess.
[00:25] Daichi
Since Daichi's my real name.
[00:26] Daichi
And I'll make him look... young.
[00:29] Daichi
He can be the same height as me...
[00:32] Daichi
And he definitely needs
black hair and black eyes.
[00:35] Daichi
There. That should do it.
[00:38] Daichi
He doesn't exactly stand out, but I'm not
the type to be the main character myself.
[00:45] Daichi
I'm a salaryman in the real world.
[00:47] Daichi
I can only play two or three hours a day.
[00:50] Daichi
So I might cause trouble for other
players if I tried to play with them.
[00:53] Daichi
I'll be going solo
most of the time, I bet.
[00:56] Daichi
Now to pick my skills. I can pick mostly
things that were underpowered...
[01:00] Daichi
or, let's be honest, trash, during the beta.
SIGN Archery
SIGN Kick
SIGN Long-Distance
Vision
SIGN Wind Magic
[01:04] Daichi
Then the hardcore crowd will leave me alone,
SIGN Production Fingertips
SIGN Cooking
SIGN Woodworking
SIGN Medicine
SIGN Sneak
[01:08] Daichi
and I play the game at my own pace.
SIGN Improved
Physical Abilities
[01:10] Daichi
Out of my ten skills, six are underpowered.
[01:13] Daichi
Bows are supposed to have
really bad accuracy.
[01:16] Daichi
And potions are available cheap from NPCs,
so medicine's pretty worthless.
[01:23] Daichi
Kick has no special attacks.
[01:26] Daichi
You can't beat an enemy in
one hit just by kicking it.
[01:29] Daichi
Wind Magic is worse than the
other types for attacking.
[01:33] Daichi
It doesn't work against Fire and
it's useless against Earth.
[01:38] Daichi
Sneak has a high MP cost.
[01:40] Daichi
If you move, it's easy to find you, so it's
not good for trying to run away from monsters.
[01:44] Daichi
Improved Physical Abilities supposedly gives a
bonus to running, using a weapon, or crafting.
[01:49] Daichi
But it's a small bonus,
so if you want to be strong,
[01:53] Daichi
you should pick something more specialized.
[01:58] Daichi
But by picking skills that are underpowered,
SIGN Improved Physical Abilities
Long-Distance Vision
Sneak
Bow
Wind Magic
Production Fingertips
Cooking
Medicine
Woodworking
Kick
[02:01] Daichi
other people won't want to play with me.
[02:03] Daichi
So I can relax and play my way.
[02:06] Earth
That's it for making my character!
[02:08] Earth
Time for my first log-in!
SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN Earth Logs In
[03:43] Earth
The concept of One More Free Life Online is,
like the name says,
[03:46] Earth
that you can enjoy another life here.
[03:51] Earth
There's no big "Beat the Final Boss" quest,
[03:54] Earth
so you're free to spend all
your time fighting monsters,
[03:58] Earth
or being a craftsperson who
specializes on making items.
[04:02] Earth
Or you can just hang out
and talk to other players.
[04:07] Earth
You can play the game however you want.
[04:12] Earth
It's the first day, so the place is packed.
[04:15] Myun
You're a new player, right?
How about some equipment?
[04:19] Myun
We've got the good stuff!
[04:28] Earth
I guess there aren't any archers, huh?
[04:31] Ward
You there, loser.
[04:34] Ward
The one with the bow.
[04:36] Earth
This is an unlucky way
to start my first day...
[04:39] Earth
You mean me?
[04:40] Ward
Don't you know that bows are useless?
[04:43] Ward
I guess some people are just weird!
[04:46] Ward
And you've got the face of a loser.
[04:48] Ward
You're such a dork!
[04:51] Ward
Let's go!
[04:54] Bad Guy's Party
Hah! Look at that loser lying in the road!
[04:56] Myun
Hey, is the new player okay?
[04:57] Crowd
I guess they didn't like the bow...
[04:58] Crowd
Glad I picked a sword!
[05:01] Myun
Hey, be careful, newbie!
[05:03] Earth
I guess people really don't like archers.
[05:05] Myun
Come back any time!
[05:06] Earth
That's better for me, though.
[05:07] Myun
Welcome!
SIGN Training Hall
[05:13] Earth
Oh, look at 'em all working hard!
[05:15] Earth
Okay, I'll try, too!
[05:19] Sign
Whiff...
[05:21] Earth
I can't even shoot the thing...
[05:23] Earth
Guess I've gotta practice!
[05:26] Sign
Whiff...
[05:26] Earth
Take this, and this, and this, and this!
[05:27] Sign
Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
Whiff...
[05:28] Sign
Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
Whiff...
[05:29] Sign
Whiff...
[05:30] Earth
It's even less accurate than I'd heard!
SIGN Thock
[05:35] Earth
I fired 100 shots and made it to level 5.
SIGN Archery
[05:40] Earth
Veni Ventus Volare.
[05:43] Earth
Wind Needle!
SIGN Wind Magic
[05:45] Earth
It's more accurate than archery.
[05:48] Earth
And my Kick skill's gone way up, too...
SIGN Kick
[05:56] Earth
Okay, I've got the minimum skills
I need to survive out there.
[05:59] Earth
Time to head out into the field!
[06:01] Crowd
I saw one over there! Get it!
[06:03] Crowd
Out of the way!
[06:04] Crowd
That's my prey!
[06:06] Earth
Looks like a mess.
[06:07] Earth
I guess I won't be doing any combat today.
[06:09] Earth
I'll focus on gathering herbs.
SIGN Long-Distance Vision
[06:25] Earth
So you don't know what it is
after you pick it up, huh?
[06:28] Earth
I guess I'll go back and appraise it.
[06:31] Earth
I lost another one?
[06:34] Earth
At first, I kept messing up and losing
my herbs before I could identify them.
[06:39] Earth
But I'm starting to figure it out.
[06:42] Earth
And the reason for that is...
SIGN Medicine
SIGN Medicinal Herb x1
SIGN Found In: First
Explanation: Used for potions.
Effect: Restores 3% HP
Type: Medicine Item
Rarity: Common
[06:45] Earth
My medicine level is going up,
[06:47] Earth
and I've been able to figure out
which category an herb is in.
SIGN Medicine
SIGN Grass x2
SIGN Found In: First
Explanation: Just some
ordinary grass.
Effect: None
Type: Medicine Item
Rarity: Common
SIGN Medicine
SIGN Antidote Herb x1
SIGN Found In: First
Explanation: Useless on its own.
Can be used as an antidote ingredient.
Effect: None
Type: Medicine Item Rarity: Common
[06:51] Earth
The problem is that I found two of these!*
SIGN Whoever eats this will instantly stop breathing and die.
Do not eat under any circumstances!
[07:02] Earth
What was I supposed to do if I didn't
use appraise on these first?
[07:05] Earth
What were the devs thinking,
putting this in the first area?
[07:10] Earth
I went to a potion store and used my starting
cash to buy a beginner's medicine crafting set.
[07:16] Earth
The method to make healing potions...
[07:20] Earth
It's just what I thought.
[07:21] Earth
You grind up the herb, soak it in
clean water, heat it, and you're done.
SIGN
The most basic of all healing items.
[07:31] Earth
In this game, once you've made
an item, you can batch craft it.
SIGN Crafting
SIGN Batch Crafting
[07:35] Earth
The items aren't as high-quality,
but it's much easier.
[07:40] Earth
Guess I'll make some potions
and antidotes for tomorrow!
[07:45] Sign
The weakest antidote potion.
[07:51] Sign
Medicine
[07:51] Earth
My medicine skill is at level 7!
[07:54] Earth
And my Production Fingertips
skill went up a bit, as well!
[07:58] Earth
But you can get potions for
really cheap from NPCs,
[08:02] Earth
so nobody's going to want these.
[08:07] Earth
Now it's time to go hunting!
[08:12] Earth
It's finally emptied out!
[08:15] Earth
I won't have to argue with other players
about who gets to fight a monster.
[08:26] Earth
You can't fire quickly with a bow,
so the first shot is really important.
[08:33] Earth
It noticed me?
[08:39] Earth
I got it!
SIGN You got rabbithorn meat
and a rabbithorn pelt.
[08:55] Earth
I'm less of an archer and
more of a kicker, huh?
[08:58] Zwei
Gwaaaahh!
[09:03] Zwei
That was hilarious!
[09:07] Earth
What?
[09:08] Zwei
"What," he says!
[09:10] Millie
You're laughing too much.
[09:13] Zwei
But, Millie!
[09:15] Earth
So, what was so funny?
[09:18] Zwei
Sorry, sorry!
[09:20] Zwei
I've fought rabbithorns before, but I've
never seen one make a noise like that!
[09:26] Zwei
It was like, "Fwraaaaaagghhh!"
[09:32] Zwei
Humor is justice!
[09:34] Earth
So you're a comedian or something?
[09:36] Millie
Sorry.
[09:39] Zwei
You seem pretty cool.
[09:42] Zwei
I'm Zwei.
[09:43] Zwei
This is Millie.
[09:45] Zwei
I can send a friend request, right?
[09:47] Millie
May I send one, too?
[09:49] Earth
Sure, but...
[09:51] Zwei
Awesome!
[09:53] Zwei
I've got a partner now!
[09:54] Zwei
Time to aim for being a top comedic duo!
[09:57] Earth
I'm not your partner!
[09:58] Zwei
That was perfect!
SIGN Send Friend Request
[10:00] Zwei
Let's party up some time!
[10:03] Millie
See you around, okay?
[10:05] Earth
Sure.
[10:10] Earth
It took way too long to take
out a single monster...
[10:14] Earth
I need to get more experience.
[10:21] Earth
They notice me even when I try to
hit them from their blind spots.
[10:25] Earth
Veni Ventus Volare!
[10:27] Earth
Wind Needle!
[10:28] [SONG] Sign
Wind Needle
[10:32] Earth
Wind Needle's a wind spell, so it hits...
[10:35] Earth
But how do I stay hidden from them?
SIGN Sneak
[10:39] Earth
My Sneak skill?
[10:41] Earth
It's worth a try!
SIGN Critical Hit
SIGN Secret Attack "Pinpoint Hit" successful!
[10:54] Earth
The bow never hits, and you
can't use sneak to run away.
[10:58] Earth
But put them together,
and they're really strong!
[11:02] Earth
I think I'm seeing what my next step is!
[11:11] Earth
The hardcore crowd will be
up all night, I'm sure.
[11:15] Earth
But I've got work tomorrow.
[11:18] Earth
Time to go to bed.
[11:29] Earth
What's with this bread?
It's pretty unimpressive.
[11:32] Earth
The stuff you buy from NPCs
doesn't taste that good.
[11:36] Earth
If you can taste stuff in this game,
[11:39] Earth
I'd like to be able to eat
something that tastes better.
[11:47] Earth
I've got my seasonings and cooking set...
[11:50] Earth
Time to get to work!
[11:54] Earth
First, I'll start by just frying
the meat to see how it tastes,
[11:58] Earth
then season it with salt and pepper.
[12:01] Earth
My very first rabbit steak!
SIGN
A simply-prepared serving of rabbithorn meat.
[12:08] Earth
It's tough! It's way too tough!
[12:13] Earth
So its score is 2, huh?
[12:16] Earth
Now I'll try making cuts in
it and preparing it properly.
[12:21] Earth
And I'll put some herbs in to
get rid of the gamy taste.
SIGN
A serving of rabbithorn steak prepared with fragrant herbs.
Proper preparation has made the meat much more tender.
[12:32] Earth
It's tender and delicious!
[12:36] Earth
It's got a score of 5, huh?
[12:38] Earth
I'd love to get it up another point or two.
SIGN Score: 5
[12:43] Earth
Scoring it was definitely the right idea.
[12:46] Earth
Now I'll try to parboil it a little before frying.
[12:55] Man
What's that tantalizing,
herbaceous aroma I'm smelling?
[12:58] Woman
It's making me so hungry!
[13:00] Crowd
Why would I smell meat in a place
like this? It smells so good!
[13:01] Crowd
I've never smelled anything like it!
[13:02] Crowd
Where's it coming from?
SIGN
The meat of a rabbithorn, lovingly prepared by parboiling it before frying.
The parboiling liquid was flavored with herbs, as well.
[13:08] Earth
I finally got a score of 7!
[13:11] Earth
I'm satisfied with this!
[13:13] Crowd
Let me have some!
[13:15] Crowd
You can't make something that smells
this good and not give us any!
[13:22] Earth
O-Okay!
[13:25] Earth
A hundred gloh per steak!
[13:28] Earth
How about that?
[13:29] Earth
That's about 20 times what
it costs to buy bread from the NPCs!
[13:32] Crowd
I'll take it!
[13:32] Crowd
I'll pay, just give it to me!
[13:37] Crowd
Is it ready yet?
[13:38] Earth
Just a little more!
[13:40] Crowd
Where's mine?
[13:41] Earth
Wait, I said!
SIGN End of Line
[13:43] Earth
And so I spent the evening in cooking hell,
but I crafted enough to get to cooking level 20.
[13:46] Crowd
Why is everyone lined up?
[13:48] Crowd
To try the delicious rabbit steak!
[13:50] Crowd
Hold this and stand here, okay?
[13:52] Sign
Cooking Promotion
[13:53] Earth
And I learned Cooking Promotion!
[13:55] Earth
Here you go!
[13:57] Earth
Thanks to that, I was able
to cook at high speed,
[14:00] Earth
and finally escape that hell.
[14:05] Earth
And now I'm making a bow.
[14:08] Earth
There's no demand for bows so
you have to make them yourself.
[14:12] Earth
I'm going to start by making the
simplest bow out of just a piece of wood.
[14:18] Earth
I'll sand it down carefully and add
something to make it less slippery.
[14:21] Earth
Make the grips and tie the string...
SIGN
Probably too weak to use against monsters.
Atk+4 Score: 3
[14:30] Earth
A score of three and an attack of four, huh?
[14:33] Earth
It's better than the basic
beginner's bow, I guess.
[14:36] Earth
I guess I can try some other stuff.
[14:38] Earth
I can put together three pieces of wood,
[14:40] Earth
two made from a harder material
and one that's more flexible...
[14:44] Earth
Then sand down the parts that face each
other so they fit together and bend.
SIGN
A bow made by combining multiple types of wood together.
Atk +12 Score: 5
[14:53] Earth
It's got an attack of 12!
[14:55] Earth
That's a big improvement!
[14:58] Earth
Okay, next...
[15:00] Earth
I need some armor!
[15:04] Myun
Thanks for your business!
SIGN Improved Physical Abilities Lv. 15
Exp 5
Archery Lv. 11
SIGN Kick Lv. 12
Long-Distance Vision Lv. 8
Wind Magic Lv. 9
SIGN Production Fingertips Lv. 17
Cooking Lv. 25
Woodworking Lv. 9
[15:16] Earth
Cooking level 25?
[15:19] Earth
Oh, I've got to hurry!
[15:23] Earth
I used a lot of my money
to buy that armor...
[15:30] Earth
I need to earn some more cash.
SIGN
Effect: Recover 18% HP
[15:36] Earth
And I'll also put in my new prototype
grape-flavored potions to try them out, too.
SIGN Potion (Grape Flavor)
Rabbithorn Steak
Fried Vegetables With Meat
Pseudo Herb Tea
[15:55] Effect
I'll start with the wolf,
since it's closest.
SIGN Sneak
[16:03] Earth
Hawk Shot!
[16:08] Earth
It's a lot easier to
fight with this new bow!
[16:10] Earth
Okay, time to get to work!
[16:14] Earth
Veni Ventus Volare!
[16:16] Earth
Wind Needle!
[16:17] [SONG] Effect
Wind Needle
[16:21] Earth
Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
SIGN Wind Cutter
[16:24] Earth
Wind Cutter!
SIGN
Spider silk that's so tough,
you could use it to climb out of Hell
if you had to.
SIGN
Useful for making the
joints in crafted items.
SIGN
A coating that can be used
to make items long-lasting.
SIGN
An item that is perfect
for patching armor.
SIGN
A sturdy pelt that is ideal for making capes.
SIGN
A good-luck charm
that reduces the chance of
unnecessary encounters.
[16:29] Earth
My kick and wind magic skills have
gone up along with my archery.
[16:35] Earth
All right. I've got a lot of items
and I'm running out of arrows.
[16:39] Earth
Time to head back.
SIGN It's good but I could
only buy one. Add more!
[16:43] Sign
The juice was amazing!!
[16:45] Earth
But my excitement only lasted for a moment.
[16:48] Earth
Shortly after this, we were all
brutally attacked by a new system.
[16:54] Crowd
I apologizing for using the shout function.
Please sell me a potion!
[16:57] Crowd
Does anybody have the medicine skill?
[17:00] Crowd
I'll buy them for 30 gloh
if you have spares!
[17:02] Crowd
Please! I need potions!
[17:04] Earth
What's going on?
[17:06] Earth
You can buy all the potions you
want from the NPCs, right?
[17:10] Earth
Zwei, this is Earth.
[17:12] Zwei
Is that you, Earth?
[17:15] Earth
I got back from hunting and the whole town's
filled with people looking for potions.
[17:19] Earth
What happened?
[17:20] Zwei
The NPCs have started
saying they're out of potions!
[17:26] Earth
That's pretty bad, though, right?
[17:28] Zwei
It is bad! For you!
[17:32] Zwei
Those potion juices you sold
at the vending machine...
[17:34] Zwei
They're gonna be begging you for them!
[17:38] Crowd
It's the chef!
[17:38] Earth
I guess you're right!
[17:38] Crowd
The chef who can make potions!
[17:40] Zwei
They're there already, huh?
[17:41] Crowd
I'll pay! Just give me some now!
[17:41] Zwei
I'm on my way!
[17:43] Earth
Thanks! That would be a huge help!
[17:45] Crowd
Please!
[17:46] Crowd
We all need your help!
[17:48] Crowd
You can make potions, right?
[17:51] Earth
Wait!
[17:53] Earth
I know you need potions!
[17:54] Earth
But there's so many people here!
[17:57] Earth
I'm putting a limit on how many you can buy!
[17:59] Earth
Potions are 40 gloh each,
and you can only buy five!
[18:04] Crowd
Okay!
SIGN Hurry up!
[18:06] Crowd
Dumbass!
[18:10] Zwei
Earth.
[18:12] Earth
Zwei! Millie!
[18:14] Zwei
I'll deal with the crowd control.
You just make the potions.
[18:18] Millie
I'll handle the money, okay?
[18:22] Earth
Thanks so much.
[18:24] Earth
I don't have a choice.
[18:25] Earth
Everybody thought Medicine was a
trash skill, so barely anybody took it.
[18:29] Earth
I don't want all the players to be
upset because nobody has potions.
SIGN Crafting
SIGN Batch Crafting
SIGN Weed
SIGN Medicinal
Herb
SIGN Antidote
Herb
SIGN Wild
Herb
[18:39] Earth
I'm out of medicinal herbs.
[18:41] Earth
I'm sorry! I'm out of medicinal herbs!
[18:44] Earth
These are the last potions
I have for the day!
[18:47] Man
Seriously? Oh, well.
[18:49] Man
Make some more tomorrow, okay?
[18:50] Earth
Sure.
[18:51] Zwei
Sorry, everyone!
[18:53] Ward
Hey!
[18:56] Ward
Hey, loser archer.
[18:58] Ward
Give me all the potions you've got.
[19:01] Ward
We'll make good use of them for you.
[19:03] Earth
Sorry.
[19:05] Earth
These are for the people who stood in line.
[19:09] Ward
You've got some nerve, don't you?
[19:11] Zwei
Hey! Leave us alone!
[19:15] Earth
Zwei!
[19:17] Ward
I'll show you what happens
if you don't do what I say.
[19:21] Earth
I'll say the exact same thing to you.
[19:25] Earth
You don't seem to understand the
situation everyone's in right now.
[19:33] Ward
Who are you guys?
[19:35] Ward
You're going to take this loser's side?
[19:38] Earth
You shouldn't get any ideas
about stealing them.
[19:42] Ward
Fine. I'll pay.
[19:45] Earth
What do you think will happen if we can't
buy weapons and armor from the NPCs,
[19:49] Earth
like what just happened with the potions?
[19:53] Earth
You're going to need craftspeople!
[19:57] Earth
Which means you'll need to get
along with other players!
[20:01] Earth
And if you make an enemy
out of everyone here,
[20:06] Earth
you'll end up with nobody
willing to sell you anything!
[20:10] Ward
Don't you dare lecture me!
[20:14] Ward
Who do you think you are, anyway?
SIGN Ward...
has sent
a request...
[20:19] Zwei
Hey, don't try to PvP him!
[20:24] Earth
Don't worry.
[20:26] Earth
I can't just let players like
him boss everybody around!
SIGN Do you accept the duel?
[20:40] Earth
He thinks he's won already, I bet.
[20:43] Earth
That's fine by me.
[20:44] Earth
His arrogance gives me a chance
to hit him in his weak spot!
[20:56] Earth
I shift to the side to dodge, and...
[21:03] Earth
There!
[21:05] Ward
Archers can't do anything but steal
other people's points from long-range!
[21:08] Ward
But he's fighting up close?!
[21:27] Zwei
He's amazing, Millie!
[21:28] Zwei
Get Blue Color together, now!
[21:30] Millie
Okay!
[21:33] Earth
Sorry for the trouble!
[21:35] Earth
I'll go get some more medicinal herbs and
open my shop again tomorrow, okay?
[21:41] Daichi
All my hard work paid off today.
[21:45] Daichi
I bet the guy with the mohawk and his buddies
[21:49] Daichi
will find themselves ignored
by all the craftspeople, now.
[21:53] Daichi
And they'll end up quitting the game, too, I bet.
[21:55] Daichi
Poor guys.
SIGN From Zwei:
Earth!
Join our party!!
SIGN From Zwei:
Earth!
Join our party!!
[22:08] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued
E2 - Earth Joins His First Party
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
[01:31] Daichi
Several days have passed since the
incident where the potions disappeared.
[01:35] Daichi
The world of the game has
changed, just a bit.
[01:40] Daichi
Medicine is no longer
considered a useless skill.
[01:46] Daichi
Learning that the NPCs
can run out of inventory
[01:49] Daichi
caused players to rethink
the Medicine skill.
[01:58] Daichi
Now, what to do today?
[02:04] Zwei
Hey, Earth.
[02:05] Earth
Hey, Zwei. I hadn't realized
you were a guild master.
[02:09] Earth
Thanks for the invite!
[02:11] Zwei
Sure. These are the members of Blue Color.
[02:15] Zwei
Hm... you know Millie, right?
[02:18] Millie
Hi there!
[02:19] Nora
I'll introduce myself first, then.
[02:23] Nora
I'm Nora.
[02:24] Nora
I mostly do melee combat with short swords.
[02:29] Zwei
Earth!
[02:31] Zwei
Make sure you don't say words like "flat"
or "smooth" or "cutting board" around her.
[02:38] Earth
Got it...
[02:40] Rage
I'm Rage!
[02:41] Rage
I'm a tanker, and I use a
one-handed ax and a shield.
[02:44] Rage
Let me aggro the enemies!
[02:48] Kazamine
And lastly, there's me.
[02:50] Kazamine
I'm Kazamine. I'm a swordsman
who uses a bastard sword.
[02:54] Earth
I'm Earth. My weapon is...
[02:56] Nora
I know your weapon! You're an archer, right?
[02:59] Rage
Everybody's talking about you.
[03:02] Zwei
'Cause of this!
SIGN How can he win with such a crap weapon?
[03:07] Zwei
That chef is super-strong.
[03:09] Zwei
FYI for anyone watching, bows are super hard to use
[03:12] Earth
I guess I really stood out for that, but...
[03:15] Earth
He was just a low-skill player.
I didn't want to stand out like that.
[03:20] Earth
Okay, I guess I don't need to
introduce myself then, but... um...
[03:25] Zwei
What's wrong?
[03:27] Earth
Four melee fighters,
one mage, and an archer...
[03:32] Earth
That's not a very well-balanced party, right?
[03:34] Nora
Millie can use more than one element.
[03:38] Nora
And I can use healing magic.
[03:40] Earth
I see.
[03:42] Earth
So you can fight at melee range
and also provide support.
[03:45] Nora
Yup.
[03:46] Earth
So, what's our target for the day?
[03:48] Rage
We're going after a Wild Bear.
[03:51] Earth
A Wild Bear? That's a tough opponent.
[03:55] Zwei
Well, we're strong enough
that I think we can take it.
[03:59] Earth
Where is that confidence coming from?
[04:04] Zwei
'Cause we've got you, Earth!
[04:06] Earth
You're expecting me to win for you?
[04:08] All
Yup!
[04:08] Earth
Don't agree with him!
[04:11] Earth
I've never fought a Wild Bear.
[04:13] Earth
I heard they're fast and smart,
and really hard to beat.
[04:20] Zwei
And when we're done,
Earth will cook something delicious for us all!
[04:25] All
Yup!
[04:26] Earth
I'm cooking, too?!
[04:27] Zwei
Is everybody ready, then?
[04:29] Zwei
Let's get going!
[04:31] All
Yeah!
[04:33] Earth
Were you even listening?
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN Earth Joins His First Party
[04:55] Zwei
Well? See any?
[04:57] Earth
Yeah. I do... But most
of them are in groups.
[05:04] Earth
There's one in front of us that's by itself.
[05:06] Earth
Let's pull it!
[05:07] Zwei
Okay, we'll lure it to someplace
where we have the advantage.
[05:12] Kazanami
Long-Distance Vision's very handy, isn't it?
[05:14] Kazanami
I'm glad we had Earth come with us.
[05:17] Rage
Yeah.
[05:18] Zwei
See? He's really helpful, right?
[05:21] Earth
You don't get to brag about me.
[05:23] Zwei
Millie, buffs.
[05:26] Millie
Okay!
[05:27] Millie
Aqua Ayuda Anima!
[05:34] Earth
I'm going to split off from the
group and use my Sneak skill.
[05:37] Zwei
Okay.
[05:45] Zwei
Hawk Shot!
[05:51] Zwei
Confirmed hit!
[05:56] Zwei
It's c-coming!
[05:57] Rage
I'm on it!
[05:58] Rage
I'll taunt it!
[06:01] Rage
Activating Aggro Control art "Taunt!"
SIGN Taunt
[06:10] Earth
During combat,
[06:11] Earth
monsters have a hidden parameter called
"aggro" that shows who they're angry at.
[06:16] Earth
Rage is a tank with a high defense,
[06:18] Earth
so he'll direct the enemy's anger
towards him, and protect us.
[06:19] Rage
Over here!
[06:24] Earth
And while he's doing that, I'll aim
at the monster from a safe place!
[06:33] Millie
El Re Cura Per!
[06:35] Millie
Light Healing!
[06:38] Rage
Thanks, Millie!
[06:39] Nora
Don't you dare drop aggro on me!
[06:42] Nora
Art: Backstab!
[06:43] [SONG] Sign
Backstab
[06:46] Nora
Its skin is too tough!
My short sword can't penetrate it!
[06:50] Zwei
It is tough!
[06:53] Millie
I'll fire off a spell, too!
[06:55] Millie
Aster Es Flamma! Fire Lance!
SIGN Fire Lance
[07:06] Millie
Uh-oh.
[07:07] Rage
I'm not done with you yet!
[07:09] Rage
Activating Taunt!
[07:17] Nora
El Lebertelle!
[07:18] Nora
Aqua Cure!
[07:19] [SONG] Sign
Aqua Cure
[07:22] Kazamine
I didn't think it would be this tough...
[07:25] Zwei
I guess I underestimated it...
[07:28] Nora
I think I'm running low on MP!
[07:30] Earth
This is turning bad, fast!
[07:32] Earth
I need to make a quick, decisive call!
[07:36] Earth
I'll believe in my 38 years of life
experience, and make a risky bet!
[07:42] Earth
I'll aim right between its eyes,
which is probably its weak spot!
[07:46] Earth
I've got just one chance.
[07:48] Earth
If I can't pull this off,
then I don't belong in this party!
[07:56] Earth
Did I get it?
[08:00] Earth
What?
[08:01] Earth
I was sure I hit its weak point!
[08:04] Earth
Did I not do enough damage?
[08:06] Earth
Oh, no... We'll all be wiped out!
[08:09] Rage
Damn it! Come get me!
[08:13] Zwei
How much HP does it have?
[08:15] Earth
I'll have to play...
[08:18] Earth
my final card!
[08:18] Rage
Hey!
[08:19] Zwei
Earth!
[08:20] Zwei
Secare Ventus!
[08:21] Zwei
Wind Booster!
[08:24] Zwei
The spell I learned at
Wind Magic level 15...
[08:27] Zwei
For just 10 seconds...
[08:29] Zwei
It gives a huge boost to move speed!
[08:32] Zwei
Take this!
[08:36] Zwei
Millie! Finish it!
[08:38] Zwei
Aster Es Flamma! Fire Lance!
[08:51] Earth
We finally got it, huh?
[08:55] Nora
Honestly, that was tough.
[08:57] Nora
Zwei...
[08:58] Zwei
I'm sorry. I didn't think
it would be this bad.
[09:02] Earth
Now, now...
[09:04] Earth
Let's have something to eat.
[09:07] Earth
I brought a new dish we can all try.
[09:09] All
I've been waiting for this!
SIGN
Effect: Move Speed Boost (Long Duration) Score: 8
[09:20] Rage
This is great.
[09:22] Nora
I'm happy 'cause I love meat!
[09:25] Kazanami
It just looks like meat on a stick, but you
spent a long time preparing this, didn't you?
[09:29] Millie
The lemon juice brings
out a nice clean flavor,
[09:33] Millie
and the smell of the herbs
gets rid of the gamy taste!
[09:37] Zwei
How come I just get bread from the market?!
[09:39] Earth
'Cause you love comedy, Zwei.
I figured you'd see the humor in it.
[09:43] Zwei
I do not!
[09:45] Earth
Oh, fine.
[09:47] Earth
Now that the joke's over...
[09:50] Zwei
Yay!
[09:52] Nora
Hey, Earth, are recipes
for cooking expensive?
[09:55] Earth
I wouldn't say expensive...
you just can't buy them.
[09:59] Rage
Huh? Why not?
[10:01] Earth
There's this unspoken rule among
crafters that you don't trade recipes.
[10:08] Kazamine
And why is that?
[10:10] Earth
One reason is that coming up with a
recipe takes a ton of time and money.
[10:16] Earth
And the second reason is that two
people making the same recipe
[10:19] Earth
can end up with products of
wildly different quality.
[10:22] Millie
Even with the same ingredients?
[10:25] Earth
Yes.
[10:26] Earth
Recipes are the product of the hard work
and creativity of the people who made them.
[10:29] Earth
You can copy the recipe itself,
but you can't copy the quality.
[10:34] Earth
That's the conclusion
everyone came to, I guess.
[10:36] Nora
I see.
[10:38] Nora
So even if I bought the recipe for
these yummy kabobs from you,
[10:42] Nora
I wouldn't be able to make them?
[10:44] Rage
Yes, that's what it means.
[10:48] Zwei
Then, from now on, let's have
Earth cook for us for really cheap!
[10:52] Earth
Hey, where did that come from?
[10:54] Zwei
Everybody, you're all really glad
Earth joined our party, right?
[10:58] All
Yup!
[11:00] Earth
Listen to me!
[11:02] Zwei
All right, now that that's settled,
[11:04] Zwei
I think that's enough
adventuring for one day!
[11:06] All
Yup!
[11:08] Zwei
Let's head back, everyone!
[11:09] All
Yup!
[11:11] Earth
Listen to me...
SIGN Friend List
SIGN Add Friend
[11:14] Rage
Earth, can I send a friend request?
[11:17] Nora
Me, too!
[11:18] Kazamine
I'd like to send one, as well.
[11:20] Earth
My first adventure with a party
in this world was a success!
[11:27] Earth
I screwed up!
[11:30] Earth
As for how this happened...
[11:36] (Flashback) Earth
Okay!
[11:43] (Flashback) Earth
The forest in the fifth area, huh?
[11:45] (Flashback) Earth
I think I'm ready for it!
[12:03] (Flashback) Earth
Crap!
[12:04] (Flashback) Earth
That's a rock ant with a link ability!
[12:07] (Flashback) Earth
It's going to call its buddies!
[12:14] (Flashback) Earth
I've got no choice but to fight!
[12:23] (Flashback) Earth
It reflects damage, too?
[12:26] (Flashback) Earth
I can't move!
[12:30] (Flashback) Earth
M-My body's going numb!
[12:35] (Flashback) Earth
I'm doomed!
[12:42] Earth
And thus, I took a penalty from
dying and was warped back to town.
[12:49] Earth
I got my butt kicked, but it's
my fault for being arrogant.
[12:54] Earth
I'll just have to do better next time.
[12:58] Earth
First update?
SIGN A Message to Our Players
This is an important message for all players of One More Free Life Online.
Some time has passed since the service launch, and we've seen that
all of you are settling into your new lives.
Thus, we've decided it's time to move onto the next step.
We will shortly be performing our first major update.
The update title is "The Fairy Ball".
In addition to new arts and skills, we will be adding in new items
for crafters as well as fairies that will support you in your adventures.
These fairies will fight alongside you and help you craft.
They excel at supporting you in your lives here.
Fairies also have rarities, in the following order: common, uncommon, rare, high rare.
Please see our official homepage, where we will be making
regular announcements, for more information.
Please look forward to the update and event.
One More Free Life Online Operations Team
[13:02] Earth
This is an important message for all
players of One More Free Life Online...
[13:11] Earth
The message was about a major update
that was coming called "The Fairy Ball."
[13:17] Earth
There would be new skills and arts,
more items to craft...
[13:23] Earth
And also fairies who could
support us as we played!
[13:31] Adventurers
Hey, this is...
[13:33] Adventurers
This is definitely gonna be a
"brawl," not a "ball," right?
SIGN Ball
SIGN Brawl
[13:41] Earth
The other players are going to
be leveling up, too, though.
[13:45] Earth
I can't get hit with any
more penalties from dying.
[13:50] Earth
I worked my way out from under the
heavy penalty, and learned blacksmithing.
[13:55] Earth
I decided to make an arrowhead that
could pierce the rock ant's skin.
[14:00] Earth
First, I got two types of iron.
[14:04] Earth
One was basic iron for piercing.
[14:09] Earth
The second was intended
as a bludgeoning weapon.
[14:11] Earth
I used a purer form of iron for that.
[14:15] Earth
I used the most popular shape, a
triangular pyramid with indentations on the back.
SIGN
By attaching this to a Wooden Arrow,
you can create an Iron Arrow.
Effect: Additional Atk + 6
[14:20] Earth
Adding this iron arrowhead to a wooden arrow
creates an iron arrow with 7 attack.
[14:31] Earth
Then I made a mace-like
arrowhead out of purer iron.
SIGN
By attaching this to a Wooden Arrow,
you can create a Heavy Blunt Arrow.
Additional Atk +8
[14:35] Earth
I think these are all
the items I want for now.
[14:41] Earth
Now I need something to
help with my kicks.
[14:45] Earth
I'll probably see other monsters that
reflect kick damage, like the rock ant.
[14:51] Earth
And kicking doesn't let you
equip a weapon, so it's weak.
[14:55] Earth
To solve these two problems...
[14:59] Earth
I'll add seven thick, short spikes
to the bottom of my boots.
[15:03] Earth
And maybe a blade on the side?
[15:07] Earth
What shape should the blade take?
[15:10] Earth
I could base it off a
kukri knife or a jambiya...
[15:17] Earth
Like this, maybe?
[15:19] Blacks
What are you going to do with that?
[15:21] Earth
Just you wait and see, Blacks!
[15:24] Blacks
I can't even imagine what
you'd use it for, though.
SIGN
Effect: Atk+12 Additional Defense +2
Special Effect: Reduces reflect damage from kick.
Increases weight.
[15:28] Earth
It's done.
[15:33] Blacks
So this is the finished product, huh?
[15:36] Earth
For now, yeah.
[15:37] Earth
But...
[15:39] Earth
I've still got to actually use it if
I want to know how it can be improved.
[15:43] Blacks
I've never seen anyone make an
item that helps with kicks.
[15:46] Earth
Cool, huh?
[15:47] Players
Look at that!
[15:51] Players
Brutal, huh?
[15:53] Players
The weapon of a weirdo!
[15:55] Players
Are they boots or weapons?
[15:58] Earth
They're both!
[15:59] Players
That's such a cool idea!
[16:01] Players
Right?
[16:08] Myun
Okay, here you go!
[16:13] Myun
Those are some scary-looking
shoes you've got there.
[16:16] Myun
Are you going to cut something with them?
[16:18] Earth
Oh, these are more for
shaving down than cutting.
[16:22] Myun
That's even more brutal!
[16:24] Myun
And I thought you were just a chef!
[16:27] Earth
I don't have a choice, Myun!
I need them!
[16:30] Earth
Thanks for the bowstrings. Bye!
[16:34] Earth
Now for my bow...
[16:35] Earth
My Archery level has reached 30,
so I guess I'll specialize.
[16:42] Earth
I have three choices:
Shortbow, longbow, and hunting bow.
[16:47] Earth
Shortbows are easy to use,
but they have a limited range.
[16:51] Earth
They're not good for me,
since I'm not a melee fighter.
[16:54] Earth
Longbows have range and power,
but take a long time to fire.
[16:59] Earth
They're not good for solo players.
[17:01] Earth
Which means I should
probably pick the hunting bow,
[17:05] Earth
since it's got the same range and
power as what I've been using.
SIGN Earth used 3 Exp Points
to specialize his Lv 30 Archery skill
into Lv 1 Hunting Bow!
[17:13] Earth
It's a more powerful skill,
so I'll get more of an attack bonus.
[17:18] Earth
Okay, time to get to work on the bow!
[17:25] Earth
I like it!
[17:35] Blacks
Making something again?
[17:38] Earth
Yeah. A bow.
[17:40] Blacks
That's your bow?
[17:42] Blacks
That ain't like any bow I've ever seen.
[17:46] Earth
It's fun to make things that couldn't
possibly exist in the real world.
[17:50] Blacks
Yeah.
[17:51] Blacks
That's the best part of
being a craftsperson, right?
[17:55] Earth
Okay, it's done!
[17:58] Sign
X-type compound hunting bow
Effect: Atk+32
[17:58] Earth
I'll call it the X-type
compound hunting bow!
[18:02] Earth
It needs more strength to
pull than my old bow, but...
[18:07] Earth
Okay!
[18:08] Earth
It feels great to fire!
[18:10] Earth
And it's a lot more powerful
than the last one!
[18:24] Earth
Thanks for everything.
[18:26] Earth
You helped me out a lot.
[18:29] Earth
Tomorrow, I'll try my new one out!
[18:50] Earth
All right, he's not linked to any other ones!
[18:55] Earth
Arrow Twister!
[19:02] Earth
Now!
[19:09] Earth
Heck yeah!
[19:20] Earth
I've got my revenge!
[19:23] Earth
The ant exoskeleton can be used
for crafting light armor.
[19:27] Earth
Maybe I'll have the armor merchant,
Myun, take it off my hands.
SIGN Attention All Players
The Fairy Ball is about to begin.
The first half will involve making
a contract with a fairy.
[19:35] Announcement
Attention all players.
[19:37] Announcement
The Fairy Ball is about to begin.
[19:41] Announcement
The first half will involve
making a contract with a fairy.
[19:49] Earth
So this is a Contract Crystal, huh?
[19:51] Earth
As an archer, I hope I get to make
a contract with a wind fairy.
[19:56] Earth
I wonder what I'll get, though?
[20:00] Earth
I don't think there are any monsters here...
[20:03] Earth
Time to try it out!
[20:09] Earth
Fairy contract ritual!
[20:26] Earth
No way...
[20:31] Zwei
Hey, Earth, you busy?
[20:36] Zwei
What? You failed to make
a contract with a fairy?
[20:43] Earth
What about you, Zwei?
[20:44] Zwei
Oh, I got him.
[20:49] Earth
And everybody else?
[20:53] Kazamine
I never thought somebody I knew
would fail to make a contract.
[20:58] Millie
But it's still too early to give up!
[21:03] Millie
The announcement said "first half."
[21:08] Millie
That means there's probably
a second half, right?
[21:13] Earth
That's true!
[21:15] Millie
And also...
[21:18] Millie
The broken item didn't disappear.
[21:23] Millie
Which means you've got one
more chance, maybe, right?
[21:27] Nora
That might be right!
[21:29] Millie
I'm sure there's a good chance something
will happen in the second half!
[21:35] Earth
I see!
[21:38] Zwei
I think that's probably right.
[21:41] Zwei
But now there's a new mystery.
[21:45] Zwei
Why do the fairies like you so much?!
[21:50] Zwei
Fairy-playah.
[21:52] Nora
He's a playah.
[21:53] Rage
Indeed, he is a playah.
[21:55] Millie
A playah!
[21:57] Kazamine
He definitely is!
[22:02] Earth
Fairies sure are cute.
[22:04] Earth
I hope I get another chance.
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
To be continued
E3 - Earth, Fairy-playah?
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Earth, Fairy-playah?
[01:44] Earth
Lately, fairies have been so friendly
toward me for some reason.
[01:51] Earth
Sorry, but I can't make a contract with you.
[01:55] Earth
My crystal's broken.
[02:01] Earth
Are you playing?
[02:02] Earth
Well, as long as you're having fun.
SIGN Skill List
Archery: Lv.18
Kick: Lv.47
Long-Distance Vision: Lv.31
Wind Magic: Lv.32
Production Fingertips: Lv.39
Cooking: Lv.40
Concealment: Lv.27
Improved Physical Abilities: Lv. 50
Theft: Lv.10
Whip: Lv.12
EXP: 13
Unequipped Skills
Blacksmith Lv.20
[02:06] Earth
My skill levels have gone up!
SIGN Specialize
This will cost 3 EXP.
Are you sure?
[02:08] Earth
That means...
[02:10] Earth
All right.
[02:11] Earth
I can learn a more specialized skill!
[02:18] Earth
If I can master new skills,
I'll be able to fight in whole new ways!
[02:29] Earth
Time for my first dungeon trip!
[02:44] Earth
I remember exploring caves
like this when I was young.
SIGN Threat Detected
[02:54] Earth
That was close.
[02:59] Earth
I was still a kid, and it
was so exciting to me.
[03:04] Earth
That feeling of not knowing
how far the darkness would go...
[03:09] Earth
I thought I could never
experience that again!
[03:26] Earth
But this really is a world
filled with adventure!
[03:32] Earth
Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
SIGN Wind Cutter
[03:35] Earth
Wind Cutter!
[03:43] Earth
What?
[03:47] Earth
I'll use the High Jump
skill I just learned!
SIGN High Jump
[03:54] Earth
Ow...
[03:57] Earth
Take this!
[04:04] Earth
Ow...
[04:05] Earth
I'll have to watch out for ceilings, I guess.
[04:13] Earth
Are those darkness fairies?
[04:17] Earth
They want me to follow them?
[04:32] Earth
I wouldn't have been able
to pass this way before,
[04:35] Earth
but now I have Stable Center of Gravity.
SIGN Stable Center of Gravity
Stabilizes one's sense of balance. Also allows standing in swamps
and other areas with bad footing, minimizing the penalties for poor terrain.
[04:45] Earth
There are so many fairies.
[04:48] Earth
Is there something there?
[04:53] Earth
What is this?
[04:57] Earth
A secret door?
[05:04] Earth
This is what makes adventuring great!
[05:07] Earth
Any traps?
[05:08] Earth
Nope!
[05:12] Earth
An old ring...
[05:15] Earth
Or maybe you're supposed
to put something on it?
[05:18] Earth
I'll take it as a memory of my adventures.
[05:22] Earth
Thanks to you guys, I've found a neat item!
[05:26] Earth
Thank you!
[05:30] Earth
A message from the GMs?
[05:33] Earth
"We're ready to announce the
second half of The Fairy Ball."
[05:39] Earth
"Its name is 'The Fairy Battle Tournament!'"
[05:44] Earth
So they're finally announcing
the second half of the event?
SIGN One More Free Life Online
New Update Information
[05:54] GM
Your fairies are about to evolve!
SIGN New Special PvP Mode!
SIGN New Special PvP Mode!
[05:58] GM
By participating in, or winning,
a certain number of PvP fights,
[06:04] GM
your fairies will evolve
and take a new form!
SIGN You've been challenged
to a special PVP battle.
Do you accept?
[06:09] GM
You won't be able to evolve them by fighting
the same opponents over and over again.
[06:12] GM
Try to fight a lot of different opponents!
[06:17] GM
The top 16 players in this special PvP
mode will be invited to a tournament.
[06:22] GM
Expect some amazing prizes for the winners!
[06:25] GM
There's a ton more coming
in this update, too!
[06:27] SIGN
New Titles Added
SIGN Fairy's Neighbor
[06:29] GM
Get a title that separates
you from the rest!
SIGN Fairy's Neighbor
[06:33] GM
There are also hidden titles that you
can earn based on your playstyle!
SIGN Second Contract with Fairies
[06:38] GM
And those who failed to make
contracts with fairies at first
[06:44] GM
can repair their contract crystals via PvP!
[06:47] GM
Repaired contract crystals
have a guaranteed success rate
[06:51] GM
and a higher likelihood of rare fairies!
SIGN Self-Identity Unlock
[06:55] GM
Fairy self-identity has also been unlocked,
and fairies will act differently than before!
[07:01] GM
Our latest update, "The Fairy Battle
Tournament," is coming soon!
[07:06] GM
See the site for more details!
[07:13] Earth
Wow, everybody's really excited.
[07:16] Earth
So am I, but...
[07:20] Earth
Will this work, though? There are a
lot of people who aren't good at PvP.
[07:24] Earth
I hope people don't start targeting
craftspeople who aren't good at combat.
[07:33] Blacks
Oh, you don't need to worry
about problems with PvP.
[07:36] Earth
Yeah?
[07:37] Blacks
Yup!
[07:38] Blacks
We craftspeople have all agreed that
if anybody tries to force one of us to fight,
[07:43] Blacks
we'll tell each other about it.
[07:47] Blacks
Nobody's stupid enough to try something
[07:49] Blacks
if it means making an enemy
out of the entire guild.
[07:53] Earth
I see.
[07:54] Earth
I'm glad to hear that.
[07:56] Blacks
Oh, have you gone to the new town yet?
[07:59] Earth
The one that was just discovered?
[08:03] Earth
I think the name was...
[08:05] Earth
The town of Nexia.
[08:07] Blacks
Yeah.
[08:08] Blacks
They've opened the warp portal,
so it's easy to get there.
[08:13] Blacks
That's where the hardcore
PvP crowd is gathering.
[08:19] Blacks
People who want to take their time are
all meeting up to fight around First.
[08:26] Earth
So they're splitting into groups?
[08:28] Earth
Players making decisions like that is one
of the neat things about online games.
[08:34] Earth
Blacks, are you going to fight in First?
[08:37] Blacks
Nope.
[08:40] Blacks
I'm happier just swinging my hammer.
[08:44] Blacks
I'll let the other players do the fighting.
[08:47] Earth
A true craftsperson!
[08:49] Earth
There are lots of ways
you can enjoy an event.
[08:52] Earth
What should I do?
[09:01] Earth
I spent a lot of time waiting to log in.
[09:04] Earth
I guess that's what happens on patch day.
[09:06] Earth
Now, I think they said
they're adding titles...
[09:09] Crowd
Hey, look at that!
[09:11] Crowd
That's definitely one! That's a rare title!
[09:14] Earth
I guess I'll see what my title is.
SIGN Title: Fairy-playah
A title given to those beloved by the fairies.
This title cannot be unequipped.
To remove it, fight 1 special PvP battle
during this event.
[09:25] Earth
What?
SIGN Fairy-playah
[09:28] Crowd
He's a Fairy-playah?
[09:34] Earth
What the hell is this?
[09:36] Earth
And every other player can
see it? That's humiliating!
[09:43] Earth
This title stands out a little too much.
[09:48] Earth
That's right.
If I do a PvP, it'll disappear!
[09:51] Earth
Would somebody please fight me?
[09:57] Rona
Sure, I will!
SIGN Rona has challenged you
to a special PvP duel.
Do you accept?
[10:03] Earth
Thank you for your help!
You're making me cry!
[10:07] Rona
No, it's fine.
[10:10] Rona
I'm Rona.
[10:11] Rona
You're Earth, right?
[10:15] Earth
You know me?
[10:17] Rona
Yeah.
[10:18] Rona
I'm a member of Blue Color.
[10:20] Earth
Blue Color?
[10:26] Earth
You're in Zwei's guild?
[10:28] Rona
That's right. I use a lot of martial arts,
[10:32] Rona
so I've been wanting to meet you,
since you use kicks!
[10:37] Earth
I see!
[10:39] Earth
Anyway, thanks so much for PvPing me!
[10:46] Earth
What?
[10:49] Earth
You want to tell me something?
[10:51] Rona
What's gotten into him?
[10:53] Rona
He's usually pretty shy.
SIGN Fairy-playah
[11:02] Earth
What?
[11:04] Earth
You mean you don't want to fight?
[11:06] Rona
He's never let me know what
he's thinking like that!
SIGN Fairy-playah
[11:13] Crowd
Look! He really is a Fairy-playah!
[11:16] Crowd
The title doesn't lie!
[11:18] Earth
N-N-No! This is...!
[11:20] Earth
Somebody PvP me!
SIGN Asking for PvP
Please Wait
[11:27] Earth
It always went the same way.
[11:31] Earth
Could I really force a fairy to
fight if they didn't want to?
[11:36] Earth
No, I couldn't.
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Fairy-playah
[11:39] Rona
I've never seen anyone actually do that.
[11:43] Earth
I'm so mad at you, GMs!
[11:52] Rona
Earth, are you busy?
[11:55] Earth
No, I can talk.
[11:57] Rona
Thanks.
[11:59] Rona
I actually need some advice.
[12:02] Earth
You're having problems because
your fairy won't eat anything, right?
[12:05] Rona
Yeah, how'd you know?
[12:08] Earth
I guessed. You want me to
make food he'll eat, right?
[12:13] Rona
Wow! How'd you know?
[12:16] Earth
Well...
[12:18] Earth
Because half the server is asking for
the same thing right this minute!
[12:23] Rona
H-How did that happen?
[12:26] Earth
Actually...
[12:29] (Flashback) Earth
Fairy food?
[12:31] (Flashback) Player
Yes. Up until now, I've been feeding
mine the bread the NPCs sell, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Player
But now this happens.
[12:41] (Flashback) Earth
That bread's not very good, yeah.
[12:43] (Flashback) Player
So I figured that you,
the man who made that steak,
SIGN Amazing Steak Guy
[12:47] (Flashback) Player
would be able to make something he'd like!
[12:52] (Flashback) Earth
Well, since you were nice enough to ask...
[12:55] (Flashback) Earth
It wouldn't be right of
me as a chef to say no!
[12:58] (Flashback) Player
Thanks!
[13:00] (Flashback) Player
I'm so glad I asked you!
[13:03] Earth
So I made a big thing of karaage
I thought the fairy would like.
[13:03] (Flashback) Player
I'm so happy! Thank you!
[13:09] (Flashback) Players
I'll take five packs of karaage!
[13:11] (Flashback) Players
Eight packs, here!
[13:14] (Flashback) Earth
I'm sorry! Limit of three per person!
[13:18] Earth
Everybody found out about it,
[13:20] Earth
and the next thing I knew,
I was cooking for the whole town!
[13:24] Earth
I don't want to stand out!
[13:26] Earth
Why did this happen to me?
[13:32] Earth
Sorry to make you help.
[13:35] Rona
Aw, don't say that.
[13:37] Rona
You made some for me.
[13:40] Rona
I'm the one who should thank you.
[13:42] Earth
Thanks to you, things have calmed down.
[13:45] Earth
And more craftspeople
are making fairy food.
[13:51] Earth
I suppose it's time to close up shop.
[13:53] Rona
I see.
[13:54] Rona
What will you do now?
[13:56] Earth
Hm...
[13:59] Earth
I've been cooking the whole time, so I haven't
had a chance to check out the new patch.
[14:05] Rona
Then why don't you come see
the new town with me?
[14:16] Earth
So this is Nexia?
[14:20] Rona
Look over there!
[14:22] Rona
They're doing PvP!
[14:26] SIGN
Fairy-playah
[14:33] Players
Let's do this.
[14:34] Players
I know we can win!
[14:39] Rona
Hey, Earth...
[14:41] Rona
Isn't there something weird
about that wolf fairy?
[14:44] Earth
You're right.
[14:47] Players
Make a windstorm!
[14:51] Players
He blocked it? But...
[14:58] Earth
He's good!
[14:59] Earth
The way he's blocking those blows...
He's not having the system do it for him!
[15:04] Players
Now!
[15:06] Players
Get him with fire magic!
[15:09] Players
Hey, what are you doing?
[15:11] Players
Hurry up!
[15:14] Players
Not again!
[15:16] Earth
What's going on?
[15:18] Rona
The fairy ignored his command?
[15:24] Players
Now!
[15:30] Players
Thanks. We won, thanks to you!
[15:33] Earth
So that's it.
[15:35] Rona
Hey, Earth, what just happened?
[15:39] Rona
A fairy can't just ignore its
master's commands, right?
[15:42] Earth
He's a slave fairy user.
[15:45] Rona
What's that?
[15:47] Earth
That's what they call people
who abuse their fairies.
[15:52] Earth
If you hit your fairy to
make it do what you want,
[15:57] Earth
or don't treat it kindly, I guess sometimes
it'll stop listening. Like that.
[16:01] Rona
I see.
[16:02] Earth
Well, it's hard to say
he doesn't deserve it.
[16:06] Player
D-Damn it! You didn't do what I told you!
[16:10] Earth
Oh, no! Something really
bad's about to happen?
[16:14] Rona
Wh-What do you mean?
[16:16] Earth
I once saw a video of a slave
fairy user on a video site once.
[16:22] Earth
If you abuse a fairy too much...
[16:25] (Flashback) Abusive Player
Why didn't you protect me back there?
[16:29] (Flashback) Abusive Player
You're just a tool, right?
[16:31] (Flashback) Abusive Player
Screw you!
[16:33] (Flashback) Abusive Player
You're worthless! Just disappear!
[16:38] Earth
And as a penalty, you have to fight
a battle with your contracted fairy.
[16:42] (Flashback) Abusive Player
Wh-What is this?
[16:51] (Flashback) Abusive Player
What are you going to do?
[16:53] (Flashback) Abusive Player
I'm your master!
[16:57] (Flashback) Abusive Player
Stop it! Stop!
[17:01] Earth
If you lose the battle,
they take your contract crystal,
[17:06] Earth
and all your fairy-related data is reset.
[17:11] Player
Damn it.
[17:18] Earth
I guess he knew that.
[17:22] Rona
I didn't know that there
was a system like that.
[17:26] Earth
There used to be systems like that in
old online games, once in a while.
[17:31] Earth
If you gave too many unreasonable orders,
[17:33] Earth
they'd suddenly go out of control,
[17:35] Earth
or attack you.
[17:37] Rona
It's hard to think of anybody
making something like that today.
[17:40] Earth
Most games these days go
easier on their players.
[17:45] Earth
Maybe the GMs are trying to make
it feel like an old-school MMO.
[17:51] Rona
I see.
[17:52] Earth
Anyway, I'm kind of tired,
so I'm gonna log off for the day.
[17:56] Earth
Bye!
[17:58] Rona
Okay, thanks for the karaage.
[18:00] Rona
I'll share them with my fairy later.
[18:13] Daichi
Some people, like Rona,
really care about their fairies.
[18:17] Daichi
And some don't.
[18:21] Daichi
I guess it's up to the player
what they want to do.
SIGN Fairy-playah
[18:36] Player
Excuse me.
[18:40] Player
Can I talk to you?
[18:43] Earth
I saw you the other day...
[18:46] Sign
Fairy-playah
[18:46] Player
I wanted to talk to you,
because you've got that title!
SIGN Don't mention
SIGN the title!
SIGN Fairy-playah
[18:55] Earth
You want to know how to
make up with your fairy, huh?
[19:00] Player
Yeah, I saw the video where
somebody's fairy attacked them.
[19:05] Player
And if I don't do something,
I'll end up like that!
[19:07] Earth
Why were you so mean to
him in the first place?
[19:11] Player
I didn't know what I was supposed to do,
[19:14] Player
so I looked at the videos
other players were uploading.
[19:17] Player
They were all treating their
fairies like circus animals.
[19:23] Player
I thought that was what
you were supposed to do.
[19:26] Earth
And they got a personality
during the update,
[19:30] Earth
and your fairy stopped listening to you?
[19:33] Player
Yeah.
[19:34] Player
And after that, I hit it a few
times to make it obey me...
[19:40] Player
I knew I shouldn't have been doing it.
[19:44] Earth
So you don't know how to treat
your fairy, is that it?
[19:48] Player
Please! Give me some advice! Anything!
[19:52] Player
I'll pay—
[19:53] Earth
I don't need money!
[19:54] Earth
And don't try to solve
it that way, either.
[19:57] Earth
It'll turn into a habit.
[19:58] Player
Oh, sorry.
[20:01] Earth
I'll give you advice.
[20:02] Earth
It's up to you whether to
follow it or not, though.
[20:05] Player
Thank you. What do I do?
[20:08] Earth
You don't need to do anything special.
Just treat it as a friend.
[20:14] Player
A friend?
[20:16] Earth
Fight together.
[20:18] Earth
Take breaks with it.
[20:19] Earth
And when you finish adventuring
and head back to town,
[20:22] Earth
say "bye" before you log out.
[20:25] Earth
Take care of your fairy,
and he'll sense it.
[20:31] Earth
You could try sharing a meal with him, too!
[20:34] Player
A meal?
[20:36] Player
Hey, you're the Fairy-playah Chef, right?
[20:41] Earth
Don't call me that!
[20:44] Earth
And?
[20:46] Player
I'd like you to make something
that'll make it happy.
[20:51] Earth
Got it!
[20:59] Earth
One order of Rabbithorn karaage!
SIGN Score : 8
[21:32] Earth
That's all it takes!
[21:33] Earth
Be careful, and little by little,
you'll be able to make up with it!
[21:37] Player
Yeah... Thank you!
[21:42] Player
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
SIGN Fairy-playah
[21:46] Player
I'll come back if I need anything!
[21:49] Earth
I'm glad it worked out.
[21:51] Silver
Wonderful.
[21:53] Earth
Who's there?
[21:55] Silver
My name is Silver.
[22:00] Silver
We need to talk.
[22:02] Silver
Could you come with me someplace where
there aren't many people around?
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
To be continued
E4 - Earth Receives a Reward He's Not Sure He's Happy About
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[00:04] SIGN
A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
[01:37] SIGN
Fairy-playah
[01:38] Earth
It should be safe to talk here.
[01:41] Earth
That's clearly some of the
best equipment in the game.
[01:43] Earth
He must be one of the game's top players,
playing its toughest content!
[01:49] Silver
I won't take up a lot of your time.
[01:53] Silver
Have you ever met a man named Glad?
[01:59] Earth
No.
[02:01] Silver
I see.
[02:03] Silver
I've heard a rumor that he's targeting
players who have the "Fairy-playah" title,
[02:10] Silver
and I thought he might've gone after you.
[02:13] Earth
I'm sorry, but who is this Glad?
[02:16] Silver
A former static member of my party.
[02:19] Silver
We had issues with his behavior,
but he was a very skilled tanker.
[02:26] Earth
"Former" means he's no
longer in your party, right?
[02:33] Silver
You're observant.
[02:36] Silver
Glad became arrogant and began to
look down on the other members.
[02:41] Silver
But when the current event began,
[02:46] Silver
he was the only one to fail to
make a contract with a fairy.
[02:50] Earth
Just like me?
[02:53] Silver
He became extremely upset, and began
to take it out on the other members.
[02:58] Silver
As leader, I had no choice but to banish him.
[03:04] Silver
Though, the bigger problem is...
[03:07] Silver
You can show yourself.
[03:12] Earth
A light Valkyrie?
[03:15] Earth
A perfect humanoid fairy...
[03:19] Silver
Anything I do to try and make him feel
better will just make him angrier.
[03:25] Silver
After the last update, he was able
to get a new contract crystal,
[03:29] Silver
and make a contract with
a darkness fox fairy.
[03:32] Silver
He's going around challenging
people to special PvP duels.
[03:35] Earth
So, even after getting a fairy,
[03:37] Earth
he still feels the humiliation
he felt at the start?
[03:41] Silver
He'll use the tournament on the last day
of the event as a way to show his strength.
[03:47] Silver
Please be careful and stay away from him.
[03:51] Earth
Thanks for the warning.
[03:54] Silver
I intend to take responsibility for this.
[03:56] Silver
I'll have to scold him at
the tournament, I think.
[04:05] Earth
It's dangerous to just
believe one side of a story,
[04:08] Earth
but I'll be careful.
[04:17] Earth
It's against the terms of service
[04:19] Earth
to challenge someone to PvP while
they're fighting monsters.
[04:23] Earth
Even if this Glad guy is after me,
[04:27] Earth
as long as I'm hunting out here, I'm safe!
[04:44] Earth
At this distance,
there's time to fire again!
[04:46] Earth
Arts! Mirror Arrow!
SIGN Mirror Arrow
[05:11] Earth
The new Bow art I learned is pretty helpful,
[05:16] Earth
but it's still rough fighting
a Wild Bear on my own...
[05:21] Earth
But this is how I'm going to play.
[05:25] Earth
This is what I want.
SIGN Skill List
Archery: Lv.41(↑3UP)
Kick: Lv.50(↑3UP)
Long-Distance Vision: Lv.46(↑1UP)
Wind Magic: Lv.46(↑3UP)
Production Fingertips: Lv.43
Cooking: Lv.48(↑2UP)
Concealment: Lv.35(↑3UP)
Improved Physical Abilities: Lv. 50
Theft: Lv.10
Whip: Lv.12
Unequipped Skills
Blacksmith Lv.28(↑3UP)
Woodworking Lv.24
Medicine Lv.35
EXP16
Title: Fairy-playah
SIGN Specialize
This will cost 3 EXP.
Are you sure?
[05:34] Earth
Okay, I'll upgrade this to Kick Attack.
SIGN Kick Attack
SIGN Kick Attack
You've learned Sliding Charge
An art that allows you to hit
the enemy with a sliding tackle,
or rapidly escape from them.
[05:42] Earth
My first kick art!
[05:45] Earth
The update to the skill UI made it
a lot easier to understand, too!
[05:55] Earth
My first job for the day is to hunt
for ore in the mines near Nexia.
[06:01] Earth
My objective is to make
steel and light metal.
[06:04] Earth
There's something I want
to try crafting with them.
[06:11] Earth
Heave! Ho! Heave!
[06:18] Earth
Watch out, everybody!
I hit some explosive ore!
[06:35] Earth
I got it! Sorry, guys!
[06:37] Players
It's fine!
[06:39] Players
Thanks for not letting it blow up!
[06:41] Players
We all would've wound up dead
if that thing had gone off.
[06:46] Players
The area of effect on that
thing is way too big.
[06:48] Players
I wish they'd nerf it.
[06:50] Players
Some people take advantage of that, though.
[06:53] Players
The bomb masters, you could call 'em.
[07:04] Earth
Blacks, I'm borrowing your smithy again.
[07:07] Blacks
Oh, Earth.
[07:09] Blacks
You got another weird thing you want to try?
[07:11] Earth
"Weird"? That's rude.
[07:16] Blacks
Well, good luck!
[07:19] Earth
Now, then...
[07:23] Earth
Today, I'm making a new
arrowhead and a metal whip.
[07:27] Earth
The arrowhead is twisted so
it can dig into flesh easier.
SIGN Twisted-Blade Dagger
[07:30] Earth
I got the idea from an item
called a twisted-blade dagger.
[07:37] Earth
It's hard to get the twist right.
[07:41] Earth
Okay, one more time!
[07:49] Earth
I think I've got it!
[07:51] Earth
I've finally been able to add a
status debuff to an arrow itself!
SIGN Twister Arrow
Its arrowhead is improved by twisting it halfway, making it easier to pierce
an opponent. However, this makes it much more expensive to craft. A hit
with this will cause a "Laceration" debuff, which reduces enemy HP over time.
[07:55] Earth
That makes it much stronger!
[07:56] Earth
Now for the whip!
[08:29] Blacks
Is that the finished product?
[08:31] Earth
Yes. I made the whole
thing out of light metal!
[08:35] Blacks
I see!
SIGN Triangle Blade Whip
A brutal whip lined with numerous thin, scale-like blades.
The blades will constrict and damage the unfortunate victim.
When an opponent is bound, they will continually receive damage.
[08:37] Blacks
Light metal is light and supple like bamboo,
[08:40] Blacks
so I was thinking that if you stretched
it out, you could make it into a whip.
[08:43] Blacks
It must've taken a lot of work, though!
[08:46] Earth
My arms are so stiff I can't lift them!
[08:51] Earth
I'll be heading out for the day.
[08:53] Blacks
Okay, bye!
[09:00] Earth
Hello? I'd like to borrow a spot
to work on some explosive ore...
[09:07] Alchemist
Sure, just use the room downstairs.
[09:13] Earth
I didn't know the
formulation shop had a basement.
[09:17] Earth
But even if I fail down here,
it won't bother anybody!
[09:22] Earth
The risk it'll blow up on me is too big
for me to be able to use it right now.
[09:27] Earth
But I don't want to just throw
away such a powerful item.
[09:31] Earth
I'll see how far I can get
with my Medicine skill...
[09:37] Earth
But in the real world,
I'm not a technical person at all.
[09:41] Earth
It's exhausting to have to
actually think for once.
[09:45] Earth
I started by mixing in so me oil and
herbs along with a piece of the ore
[09:50] Earth
to adjust the speed at
which it ignites, but...
[09:59] Earth
But if I want to find the best ratios,
I'll need to experiment!
[10:03] Earth
I'll start with A!
[10:10] Earth
It didn't ignite. That's a failure.
[10:13] Earth
Now, B!
[10:24] Earth
That took 80% of my HP!
[10:28] Earth
It's too powerful.
[10:30] Earth
But maybe I could use it to take a monster
down with me if I were about to die?
SIGN Hell Mine Oil
A dangerous oil that has such a wide area of effect
that the person who threw it will get caught in the blast.
Best used in traps.
[10:35] Earth
I'll name it Hell Mine Oil, I guess.
[10:42] Earth
Okay!
[10:44] Earth
Lastly, the C oil!
[10:47] Earth
Please work!
[10:53] Earth
This is it!
[10:54] Earth
That's the ratio I want!
[10:55] Earth
I'll make a bunch of this one!
SIGN Enhanced Oil
Creates a pillar of flame when the bottle shatters.
Anyone within the area of effect will take a large
amount of damage and suffer the status effect "Burns".
[11:05] Earth
Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
[11:08] Earth
Wind Cutter!
[11:21] Earth
The oil made this a lot easier!
[11:25] Earth
I can't raise my skills if I rely
on it too much, but still...
SIGN Your Hunting Bow skill
has reached Lv50.
You have learned Gatling Arrow.
SIGN Your Wind Magic skill has reached Lv50.
You have learned Fly.
[11:34] Earth
Nice!
SIGN Your Wind Magic skill has reached Lv50.
You have learned Fly.
SIGN You have reached Lv50 in both
Hunting Bow and Wind Magic.
You have unlocked the ability to
combine the two into the specialized
skill Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow.
If you do this, you will learn the
unique Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow art,
but lose the ability to increase your
high-rank Hunting Bow and
Wind Magic skills.
[11:39] Earth
"Aeolian Dust Hunting Bow"...
[11:42] Earth
An elemental weapon art that lets you
add magical properties to a weapon.
[11:47] Earth
I'm interested in more powerful wind magic,
[11:50] Earth
but to me, magic is just a support skill.
[11:53] Earth
I'm just going to believe that wind and
bows are a good combination, and say yes.
SIGN This decision is absolutely
irrevocable! Are you sure?
[12:01] Earth
They really want to make sure I'm sure, huh?
SIGN This decision is absolutely
irrevocable! Are you sure?
[12:05] Earth
Now then, time to check out my new art...
[12:10] Earth
Gatling Arrow!
SIGN Gatling Arrow
[12:16] Earth
I can fire in bursts!
[12:21] Earth
I guess the most I can do is
two at a time at this level.
[12:24] Earth
And my other one is...
[12:27] Earth
Ad Caelum!
[12:29] Earth
Fly!
SIGN Fly
[12:35] Earth
Wind support magic?
That looks really helpful!
[12:42] Myun
You got a whole bunch today, huh?
[12:44] Myun
You want me to make a
leather cape with this, right?
[12:47] Earth
Yeah. I want to reduce how much
damage I take from the rear.
[12:51] Myun
I'm on it.
[12:54] Earth
Fanfare?
[12:55] GM
An announcement for all players
of One More Free Life Online!
[13:00] GM
We are now concluding the scoring
for the Fairy PvP event!
[13:04] Zwei
Hey, Earth!
[13:06] Earth
Hey!
[13:07] GM
I repeat.
[13:08] Zwei
Nobody from our guild really
spent a lot of time on this.
[13:08] GM
We are now concluding the scoring
for the Fairy PvP event!
[13:11] Zwei
I doubt anybody made it into the tournament.
[13:13] Earth
There are only 16 slots.
I wouldn't worry about it.
[13:17] GM
And now, we'll announce the players who
earned the right to be in the final tournament!
SIGN Silver
SIGN Glad
[13:23] Millie
Two of them have a way higher win rate and
number of battles fought than the others.
[13:27] Earth
Yeah. That's incredible.
[13:30] Earth
Silver and Glad.
[13:32] Earth
After hearing what Silver had to say,
I'm worried about their relationship,
[13:36] Earth
but I can't control my desire
to see their battle!
[13:46] GM
Thank you, everyone, for coming
to our special tournament server!
[13:54] GM
We hope you enjoy the show!
[13:57] SIGN
Fairy-playah
[13:57] Millie
Wow. I bet most of the game's
players are here today.
[14:03] Earth
If there are this many people here...
[14:05] Earth
I'll use my Long-Distance Vision!
SIGN Fairy-playah
SIGN Fairy-playah
[14:13] Earth
I knew there'd be people
here who knew my pain!
[14:16] GM
Let the first battle begin!
[14:26] Zwei
Their levels are so high that
the fights are awesome!
[14:29] Zwei
I think their fairies have
evolved a bunch of times, too.
[14:32] Earth
Yeah.
[14:35] Earth
Even if I entered, I'd be lucky
to win 10% of my matches.
[14:44] GM
Match set!
[14:50] Earth
Particles of light went from the
losing fairy to the winning one?
[14:54] Earth
That effect didn't exist during Fairy PvP.
[14:58] Earth
What's going on?
[15:11] Earth
I should've known it'd be
these two in the final match.
[15:14] Silver
We finally meet, Glad.
[15:20] Glad
Give it up, old man.
[15:22] Glad
Or is there still something you want to say?
[15:24] Silver
There's nothing I want to say.
[15:26] Silver
But... I must make you mend your ways.
[15:28] Glad
Make me mend my ways? How so?
[15:31] Silver
By breaking you!
[15:33] Glad
Fine. Come and get me!
[15:40] Glad
Your ax distracts the enemy
while you knock them off-balance.
[15:42] Glad
I've seen that trick a ton of times!
[15:55] Zwei
Wow.
[15:57] Millie
So that's what a top player looks like, huh?
[16:00] Earth
Silver said he'd take responsibility.
[16:04] Earth
But...
[16:12] Silver
Moon Crescent!
SIGN Moon Crescent
[16:17] Silver
What?
[16:19] Earth
He dodged with Wind Boost?
[16:21] Earth
He knows Wind Magic?
[16:23] Glad
You fell for it, old man!
[16:25] Glad
You can't dodge me mid-air!
[16:27] Glad
Cross Line!
[16:28] [SONG] Glad
Cross Line
[16:38] GM
The match is over!
[16:40] GM
The winner is Glad!
[16:43] Glad
We're even now, old man.
[16:46] Zwei
The two of them looked like they
were about the same strength...
[16:49] Earth
I guess he was more obsessed with victory.
[16:52] Earth
Huh?
[17:01] Glad
You evolved, huh?
[17:02] Glad
I hope you're worth something.
[17:07] Fairy Queen
I refuse.
[17:09] Fairy Queen
I refuse to allow you in my
presence for another moment.
[17:12] Glad
What? What do you mean?
[17:15] Fairy Queen
First, listen to me.
[17:17] Fairy Queen
The purpose of this event was to select
the next ruler of the fairies.
[17:23] Fairy Queen
We were given a prophecy
that told us our next ruler
[17:27] Fairy Queen
should be someone strong and
well-versed in the arts of war.
[17:30] Glad
So what?
[17:32] Fairy Queen
Fairies are not warlike creatures.
[17:36] Fairy Queen
Thus, we decided to learn how to fight
from humans, the masters of war.
[17:40] Fairy Queen
The winner of a fight would inherit
the experiences of the loser,
[17:43] Fairy Queen
until only one was left,
who would become our ruler.
[17:46] Fairy Queen
And that was me.
[17:47] Glad
And so as soon as you're done
with us, you're ditching us?
[17:50] Glad
How convenient for you.
[17:52] Fairy Queen
I don't think the others will be leaving.
[17:56] Fairy Queen
I'm leaving you because our
contract is at an end.
[18:00] Fairy Queen
Remember what you always said?
[18:02] Fairy Queen
"I'm gonna get even with that old geezer!
I'll have my revenge!"
[18:06] Fairy Queen
And you just got it!
[18:08] Glad
So I meant nothing to you.
[18:11] Fairy Queen
Did I mean anything to you?
[18:13] Fairy Queen
I was never your partner.
[18:16] Fairy Queen
I was just a tool.
[18:18] Fairy Queen
So I used you as a tool
to help me become queen.
[18:23] Glad
Cut the crap! I'm not your tool!
[18:26] Fairy Queen
And I'll say those exact words to you!
[18:30] Fairy Queen
I'm not your tool.
[18:32] Fairy Queen
To you, this world may be a game.
[18:35] Fairy Queen
But it's real to me!
[18:38] Millie
That Fairy Queen is talking
like she's a real person.
[18:44] Earth
Yeah, it doesn't seem like just an AI.
[18:47] Earth
Is she some experiment or research project?
[18:50] Earth
No, it'd be rude to start asking questions
like that. I'll just forget it.
[18:53] Fairy Queen
I'll give you a reward.
[18:55] Fairy Queen
Three hundred thousand gloh, in addition
to the prize for winning the tournament.
[18:58] Fairy Queen
I'll also make sure you get
a contract with a fairy
[19:01] Fairy Queen
that was as strong as me before I evolved.
[19:04] Fairy Queen
You want somebody obedient, right?
[19:06] Glad
I refuse to accept that!
[19:07] Fairy Queen
Oh, are you going to resort to force?
[19:10] Fairy Queen
If you can defeat me, I'll accept
your strength and accompany you.
[19:14] Fairy Queen
But if you lose, you won't get
the extra money or the fairy.
[19:18] Fairy Queen
You can't step up to the table unless
you're willing to bet something.
[19:22] Fairy Queen
That's your human rule, right?
[19:24] Glad
Come on, fight me!
I'll make you obey me once more!
[19:29] Fairy Queen
Let's begin, then.
[19:34] Fairy Queen
Earthquake.
[19:35] [SONG] SIGN
Earthquake
[19:36] Glad
Is that supposed to throw me off-guard?
[19:40] Fairy Queen
Fire Lance.
[19:41] Fairy Queen
Wind Cutter. Water Lance.
SIGN Fire Lance Wind Cutter Water Lance
[19:46] Zwei
How is she casting that fast?
[19:48] Zwei
And each spell has five bolts!
[19:58] Glad
Fly!
[19:58] [SONG] SIGN
Fly
[20:00] Glad
Is that all you've got?!
[20:03] Fairy Queen
Shock.
[20:04] [SONG] SIGN
Shock
[20:06] Fairy Queen
Elpitaga Flamma Artido.
[20:09] Fairy Queen
High Explosion!
[20:13] [SONG] SIGN
High Explosion
[20:20] Glad
I can still fight...
[20:21] Fairy Queen
Sustena Lumina.
[20:23] [SONG] SIGN
Lightning
[20:23] Fairy Queen
Lightning.
[20:36] Fairy Queen
Fire Lance.
[20:37] Fairy Queen
Wind Cutter.
[20:38] Fairy Queen
Water Lance.
[20:39] Fairy Queen
Lightning.
[20:53] Fairy Queen
You have one HP left.
[20:55] Fairy Queen
Will you still fight?
[21:00] Fairy Queen
That should've served to break his pride.
[21:06] Fairy Queen
I'll let you take over.
[21:08] Silver
Thank you.
[21:13] Silver
I should've been the one
to do this for you...
[21:20] Fairy Queen
And there are still three who need a reward!
[21:33] Fairy Queen
Thank you for refusing to fight,
[21:36] Earth
even though it meant giving up on
a chance to evolve your fairy!
[21:40] Earth
Evolution was supposed to
be a reward for battling,
[21:43] Earth
but I wanted some of us
to not have to battle.
[21:46] Earth
As a thank you,
I'll increase your fairies' ranks.
[21:51] Earth
And as for you...
[21:56] Earth
You're going to fight me!
[21:58] Earth
What?
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN Earth Receives a Reward
He's Not Sure He's Happy About
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
To Be Continued
E5 - Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen
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[00:00] Fairy Queen
And as for you...
[00:05] Fairy Queen
You're going to fight me!
[00:08] Earth
What?
[00:09] Earth
I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:12] Fairy Queen
You didn't participate in this
event with a fairy at your side.
[00:17] Fairy Queen
So I can't just give you a reward.
[00:22] Earth
Of course.
[00:24] Fairy Queen
So I'd like you to go through
the process of fighting me,
[00:28] Fairy Queen
regardless of whether you win or not.
[00:30] Fairy Queen
As a reward, I'll give you some of my power.
[00:34] Fairy Queen
Of course, if you win, you'll get more.
[00:40] Fairy Queen
Is that all right?
[00:41] Earth
Got it!
SIGN Fairy-playah
[00:49] Male GM 1
The event's reached its climax.
[00:52] Male GM 2
Now... let's see what happens.
[00:59] SIGN
A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen
[02:42] Earth
Now, how do I win this?
[02:47] Earth
It might not even be possible.
[02:50] Earth
The Fairy Queen has a lot of powerful magic.
[02:53] Earth
That High Explosion spell she used on
Glad, especially. That thing's nasty.
[02:53] [SONG] SIGN
High Explosion
[03:01] Earth
The only advantage I have is that
I've seen her fight once already,
[03:05] Earth
but I doubt she's ever fought an archer.
[03:11] Earth
I can't believe picking underpowered
skills came in handy like this...
[03:16] Earth
But if the fight drags out,
she'll learn to adapt,
[03:19] Earth
and that advantage will disappear.
[03:21] Earth
Which means I can't win by fighting fair,
[03:24] Earth
and the only way to beat
her is to play dirty!
[03:28] Fairy Queen
Are you ready?
[03:32] Earth
Yeah.
[03:34] Earth
I'm ready whenever!
[03:37] Fairy Queen
Let us begin, then.
[03:54] Earth
Sliding Charge!
SIGN Sliding Charge
[04:01] Earth
First, I'll use 70% of my
strength and feel her out!
[04:06] Fairy Queen
Wind Cutter!
[04:10] Earth
That was strong enough
to cancel Wind Cutter!
[04:13] Earth
Which means, at full strength...
[04:16] Fairy Queen
Fire Lance!
SIGN Fire Lance
[04:35] Fairy Queen
He countered my magic...
[04:38] Fairy Queen
I guess I'm at a disadvantage at this range.
[04:40] Fairy Queen
I'll have to...
[04:41] Fairy Queen
Wind Booster!
SIGN Wind Booster
[04:46] Earth
I knew that was coming!
[04:48] Fairy Queen
A potion?
[04:49] Fairy Queen
I won't let you drink it!
[04:50] Fairy Queen
Shock!
SIGN Shock
[04:54] Earth
I saw that coming, too!
You used it in the fight with Glad!
[05:00] Fairy Queen
Is this... poison?
SIGN "Death Potion" A deadly poison potion made from suffocation herb.
[05:03] Earth
Yup! I made it from suffocation herbs!
[05:09] Earth
You can't cast your spells
in that poison fog, can you?
[05:22] Fairy Queen
I should've banned the use of items.
[05:26] Earth
Humans are weak creatures.
[05:29] Earth
And that's why we have to think
[05:32] Earth
about how we can defeat the strong.
[05:35] Fairy Queen
Earth Wall.
SIGN Earth Wall
[05:41] Milie
Oh, my. He can't attack when
she's protected like that.
[05:45] Milie
What will Earth do?
[05:50] Zwei
Sneak?
[05:51] Zwei
I get it!
[05:53] Zwei
We can see him, but the queen can't!
[05:56] Zwei
That's why he can use it!
[05:58] Zwei
He's going to try to end the fight!
[06:03] Fairy Queen
He's not attacking?
[06:07] Fairy Queen
I can't even sense him.
[06:10] Fairy Queen
Is he waiting for the wall's
duration to run out?
[06:14] Fairy Queen
Maybe I should go on the offensive, then?
[06:21] Fairy Queen
Where is he?
[06:22] Earth
You're wide open, Queen!
[06:26] Earth
Time to end this!
[06:28] Earth
First, I'll throw her off balance!
[06:31] Earth
Sliding Charge!
SIGN Sliding Charge
[06:36] Earth
And then attack with all I've got!
[06:38] Earth
Gatling Arrow!
SIGN Gatling Arrow
[06:50] Earth
Mirror Arrow!
SIGN Mirror Arrow
[06:59] Earth
Twin-Fanged Arrow!
SIGN Twin-Fanged Arrow
[07:04] Earth
And this is the end!
[07:07] Earth
Ad Caelum! Fly!
SIGN Fly
[07:11] Earth
Arrow Twister!
[07:17] Earth
Secare Ventus!
[07:19] Earth
Wind Booster!
SIGN Wind Booster
[07:27] Fairy Queen
This can't be...
[07:45] Earth
Oh, no! I forgot I was in
front of all these people!
[07:49] Earth
Okay, time to beat feet.
[07:50] Fairy Queen
You...
[08:03] Fairy Queen
You've defeated me utterly!
[08:04] Fairy Queen
I realize now how overconfident I was!
[08:09] Fairy Queen
I'll treat today as a learning experience.
[08:13] Fairy Queen
And now it's time for your reward.
[08:17] Fairy Queen
Show me your broken fairy contract crystal
[08:20] Fairy Queen
and the stand for the
Ring of the Fairy King.
[08:26] Earth
The stand for the Ring of the Fairy King?
[08:29] Earth
Oh, do you mean...
[08:34] Earth
This?
[08:37] Fairy Queen
Give them to me.
[08:40] Fairy Queen
Five, already...
[08:43] Fairy Queen
You truly are full of surprises!
[08:46] Fairy Queen
Come, children of light!
[08:55] Fairy Queen
Now there are six lights within.
[08:58] Fairy Queen
And this is a gift from me.
[09:01] Fairy Queen
And it's done.
[09:09] Fairy Queen
This ring shall be your reward.
[09:13] Earth
Hold it.
[09:14] Fairy Queen
What are you doing?
[09:15] Earth
What am I doing?
[09:17] Earth
Why are you trying to put that
on my left ring finger?
[09:20] Fairy Queen
What's wrong with that?
It's not going to cost you anything!
[09:24] Earth
It'll cost me a lot of things!
Especially my sanity!
[09:30] Fairy Queen
It will, huh?
[09:31] Fairy Queen
Well, you're putting it on anyway!
[09:36] Earth
No!
[09:39] Fairy Queen
Fire Arm!
SIGN Fire Arm
SIGN Combine
SIGN Combine
[09:43] Earth
A buff spell? No fair!
[09:46] Fairy Queen
All's fair in love and war!
[09:48] Earth
This is neither!
[09:54] Fairy Queen
Take good care of it, please.
[09:57] Earth
I can't get it off!
[09:58] Earth
Why?
[10:00] Earth
"The 87th Fairy Queen Ring."
SIGN The 87th Fairy Queen Ring
Contains the power of the 87th Fairy Queen
and six elemental fairies. Only one exists in
the entire world. Wearing it allows one
passage to the Fairy Kingdom. The inside of
the ring says "Never Forget Me" in a language
that cannot be read.
Type: Magical Ring (Cursed, Unique)
Cannot be unequipped.
[10:04] Earth
Contains the power of six elemental fairies...
[10:06] Earth
Only one exists in the entire world...
SIGN Cannot be unequipped.
[10:10] Earth
Cannot be unequipped?!
[10:13] Fairy Queen
I'll be going back to my kingdom now.
[10:16] Fairy Queen
I hope we all meet again someday, everyone!
[10:20] Milie
That was a pretty fun event, huh?
[10:23] Zwei
Sure was!
[10:24] Zwei
I didn't expect the husband-and-wife
comedy routine at the end!
[10:27] Earth
And with that, One More Free
Life Online's first major event,
[10:32] Earth
"The Fairy Ball," came to an end.
[10:38] Earth
Things were a little different
after the event ended.
[10:43] Earth
My battle with the queen was uploaded
to the game's official site,
[10:47] Earth
and people started to realize how strong the
combination of wind magic and archery was.
[10:50] Earth
More and more players began to
choose them for their build.
[10:53] Earth
I ended up famous as a result,
[10:57] Earth
and decided to head somewhere remote
so I could play in peace and quiet.
[11:01] Earth
But...
[11:05] Earth
Queen?! Why?
[11:07] Fairy Queen
That ring's actually a teleport point!
SIGN Te-Heh
[11:14] Fairy Queen
I'm here to bring some love
to a lonely, fairyless man!
[11:18] Fairy Queen
Just kidding!
[11:21] Earth
Is this...
[11:22] Earth
Is this who you normally are?
[11:24] Fairy Queen
That's so mean! I'm a queen!
[11:27] Earth
Then go back home and rule your kingdom!
[11:29] Fairy Queen
No! Ruling a kingdom is really boring!
[11:32] Fairy Queen
Let me relax for a bit! Please!
[11:36] Earth
Looks like I'm not getting
my peaceful game life back.
[11:43] Players
Look at that!
[11:45] Players
It's the Fairy Queen's husband!
[11:47] Players
Look at those killer shoes!
[11:49] Earth
Th-This is awkward...
[11:51] Nazer
Hey, you there!
[11:53] Nazer
I want to talk to you.
[11:54] Nazer
Look at me!
[11:55] Earth
Wow, somebody's trying to be intimidating.
[11:58] Earth
I feel bad for whoever they're talking to.
[12:01] Nazer
Hey! Look at me!
[12:04] Earth
Yeah, of course they're
just gonna get ignored.
[12:04] Nazer
Are you listening?!
[12:06] Nazer
Hey! Hey! You there! Hey!
[12:10] Earth
It's hard to relax here in town.
[12:11] Earth
Maybe I'll go hunting.
[12:13] Earth
There's something I want to try...
[12:21] (Flashback) Earth
Hey, what kind of spell is Prism Nova?
[12:25] (Flashback) Earth
It just says it's something you
can learn with the ring equipped.
[12:29] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
You'll have to try it and find out!
[12:32] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
That's your thing, right, honey?
[12:37] Earth
Fairies everywhere, hear my voice!
[12:42] Earth
Grant my wish!
[12:44] Earth
My prayers lie with the fairies!
[12:47] Earth
With my great wish!
[12:49] Earth
I make my wish unto the
great ruler of the fairies.
[12:52] Earth
I make my wish to their ruler.
[12:53] Earth
I offer up a portion of my magic
to the great ruler of the fairies,
[12:57] Earth
that she might empower my soul.
[13:00] Earth
Grant me your great
protection this one time.
[13:03] Earth
Let that protection, and my magic,
[13:05] Earth
become a strength that brings pain and
despair unto the enemy before me.
[13:06] Earth (Thoughts)
An Area of Effect targeting circle?
I'll put it on the bear, and...
[13:11] Earth
May this incantation be my vow, and may
I be granted the aid of the fairy queen,
[13:15] Earth
that the glory and honor of this
victory be offered up unto her!
[13:21] Earth
My name is Earth!
[13:22] Earth
He who was granted this skill
by the 87th Fairy Queen!
[13:28] Earth
By the contract we swore, may a
single miracle manifest before me.
[13:34] Earth
My wish becomes a spell,
a plea unto the fairy queen.
[13:38] Earth
Grant my wish!
[13:41] Earth
Annihilate my foe with true power!
[13:44] Earth
Prism Nova!
SIGN Prism Nova
[14:06] Earth
What the heck?!
[14:12] Earth
I tried it a few more times after that,
and figured out what it did, more or less.
[14:16] Earth
Prism Nova...
[14:19] Earth
is a spell that afflicts all
enemies in the area of effect
[14:22] Earth
with multiple random status effects?
[14:24] Fairy Queen
That's right!
[14:26] Fairy Queen
By the way, there's a lot of status
effects it can inflict on someone,
[14:30] Fairy Queen
but paralysis and petrify have
pretty low odds of triggering.
[14:32] Fairy Queen
Also, the cooldown period is
pretty long, so be careful.
[14:41] Earth
Don't eat the food for the customers!
[14:43] Fairy Queen
I can at least have one, right?
[14:45] Fairy Queen
All the food in the Fairy Kingdom
is so sweet! I need something else!
[14:52] Fairy Queen
And we rulers don't get any real freedom!
SIGN Ruler
SIGN Retainers
SIGN Citizens
[14:55] Fairy Queen
We're the most important
people in the country,
[14:57] Fairy Queen
which means we have to work harder
for it than anybody else!
[15:00] Fairy Queen
We're the biggest slaves in the country!
[15:03] Fairy Queen
The ruler isn't on top! They have to
support the whole country on their own!
SIGN Ruler
SIGN Retainers
SIGN Citizens
[15:09] Fairy Queen
It's really hard!
[15:12] Earth
You're under a lot of stress, huh?
[15:15] Nazer
Hey, you!
[15:18] Nazer
How dare you ignore me back there!
[15:23] (Flashback) Nazer
Hey, you there!
[15:25] (Flashback) Nazer
I want to talk to you.
[15:26] (Flashback) Nazer
Look at me!
[15:27] Earth
Oh, I remember.
[15:29] Earth
You were talking to me?
[15:32] Nazer
Well, enough about that.
[15:34] Nazer
I'm Nazer, with the guild "The Bow of Apollo."
[15:38] Nazer
We're working towards our great goal:
[15:42] Nazer
the salvation of oppressed
archers everywhere.
[15:45] Earth
What's with this guy?
[15:48] Nazer
And that's why I want to help a poor,
suffering soul like you,
[15:52] Nazer
who cries himself to sleep at night
because no guild will have him!
[15:56] Nazer
I've come offering you salvation!
[15:58] Nazer
We'll prepare for you a position
at the lowest rank of our guild,
[16:01] Nazer
so come with me, and be grateful!
[16:05] Earth
Thanks, but I'm good.
[16:07] Earth
Bye.
[16:20] Earth
Isn't it time you headed home?
[16:21] Fairy Queen
No.
[16:23] Earth
Fine. You can take some of the
food for the customers with you.
[16:27] Fairy Queen
Really?
[16:30] Earth
This should be enough, right?
[16:33] Fairy Queen
Yup!
[16:34] Fairy Queen
Now I feel ready to get back to work.
[16:36] Earth
You really are a big eater.
[16:41] Fairy Queen
You're so silly.
[16:42] Fairy Queen
That's not what I meant.
[16:46] Fairy Queen
Anyway, see you later!
[16:49] Earth
I don't know what that meant,
[16:51] Earth
but I should be able to get
some peace and quiet now.
[16:54] Earth
Tomorrow, I'll work on
my equipment some more.
[17:00] Earth
Hello!
[17:02] Earth
Now, then...
[17:04] Earth
What are you all doing there?
[17:06] Blacks
Sorry, sorry.
[17:06] Smiths
Stare...
[17:08] Blacks
You're famous right now.
[17:11] Earth
You too, Blacks?
[17:13] Earth
You can watch, but don't stand so close.
[17:17] All
Okay!
[17:21] Earth
First, I'll upgrade the
X-type compound hunting bow.
[17:25] Earth
I've used it a whole bunch,
so I need to swap out the bow itself.
[17:29] Earth
And while I'm at it, I've decided
to change the materials I use.
[17:32] Earth
The wood will be something
newer and higher quality.
[17:36] Earth
The reinforcements will be
light metal instead of iron.
SIGN X-type Compound Hunting Bow (Upgraded)
Effect: Atk+46 Score: 7
[17:42] Earth
The result was a big upgrade
to a more powerful bow!
[17:50] Earth
The next step is to
upgrade my bladed shoes.
[17:53] Earth
I'll be making changes to them, too,
including the materials I use!
[17:57] Earth
First, the shoes.
[17:59] Earth
Last time I used iron.
[18:01] Earth
But this time I'll use mostly light
metal to increase its armor value
[18:05] Earth
and stability when landing.
[18:08] Earth
I'll make the spikes out of steel.
[18:10] Earth
I'll add in the screw twists that I learned
to make when doing my arrowheads,
[18:14] Earth
so that they're more powerful when attacking.
[18:18] Earth
And last but not least, the blades.
[18:21] Earth
Last time, I put them on the sides.
[18:24] Earth
This time I'll put them on the front,
and make it so you can swap them!
[18:28] Earth
It'll make them easier to repair,
[18:31] Earth
and if I kick with my toes,
I can deal damage with the blade,
[18:34] Earth
and if I kick with the soles
of my feet, the spikes!
[18:37] Earth
They'll be sure to deal additional damage.
SIGN Fang Leg Blade
Effect: Atk+29 Def+10
Score: 6
[18:44] Earth
They're done!
[18:55] Earth
I'd honestly feel better if they still
just looked at me like I was a weirdo.
[19:02] Earth
Now then, there's one thing left to do.
[19:08] Earth
This is great!
SIGN Bearskin Cape
Effect: Def+15
Score: 9
[19:11] Earth
Wait, it's got a score of 9?
[19:13] Myun
You brought me the materials,
[19:15] Myun
so just like I promised,
it's yours for 5,000 gloh.
[19:18] Earth
You're really letting me have it that cheap?
[19:20] Myun
Don't worry about it.
[19:22] Myun
I always charge the amount I said I would,
[19:24] Myun
no matter what the score ends up being.
[19:27] Myun
I see.
[19:28] Myun
Thank you.
[19:30] Myun
A message?
[19:32] Myun
Who sent it?
[19:34] Myun
Ayame... the guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:44] Myun
Are they all members of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:47] Myun
It's a big guild.
[19:48] Ayame
Welcome, Earth.
[19:51] Ayame
I am Ayame, guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo.
[19:56] Earth
Hello...
[19:58] Earth
What can I do for you today?
[20:00] Ayame
I wanted to apologize for
Nazer's behavior the other day.
[20:10] Ayame
After your battle with the Fairy Queen,
[20:13] Ayame
every player in One More knows about you.
[20:16] Earth
Huh...
[20:18] Ayame
As an archer-only guild,
[20:20] Ayame
if we can get you to join us,
we'll be able to grow even bigger.
[20:24] Ayame
At least, that's what he seemed to think...
[20:27] Earth
Don't worry. It didn't
offend me or anything.
[20:31] Ayame
No, that's not all.
[20:34] Ayame
We did an investigation
[20:36] Ayame
and found that Nazer's been using
your name to recruit members.
[20:42] Ayame
I want to apologize to you on his behalf.
[20:45] Ayame
I'm so sorry, Earth!
[20:47] Earth
Um...
[20:50] Earth
Got it!
[20:51] Earth
I accept your apology for that, too.
[20:54] Earth
Please raise your head.
[20:56] Ayame
Thank you.
[20:58] Ayame
We've punished him to ensure
this never happens again.
[21:02] Earth
Punished him?
[21:04] Ayame
He's been demoted from
lieutenant to ordinary member.
[21:08] Ayame
He's also lost his guild invite privileges.
[21:10] Ayame
We won't banish him.
[21:12] Ayame
He must accept his punishment
as a member of our guild.
[21:15] Ayame
That is my responsibility as leader.
[21:19] Earth
That's fine.
[21:20] Earth
I think that's a good way to handle it,
[21:22] Earth
and I have no objections.
[21:25] Ayame
One more thing, Earth.
[21:29] Ayame
Your battle with the
Fairy Queen was truly amazing!
[21:33] Ayame
You're the hope of archers everywhere.
[21:36] Ayame
Keep it up!
[21:39] Ayame
We all have great expectations for you!
[21:43] Earth
That battle's had all kinds of
effects on the game, huh?
[21:48] Earth
I just want to relax and enjoy the game...
[21:56] Male GM 2
He defeated EA and won its friendship,
[21:59] Male GM 2
and he's having a massive influence
on other players, as well.
[22:04] Male GM 1
He's a player we'll have to keep an eye on.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
To Be Continued
E6 - Earth Gets Excited Over a New Dungeon
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Second Round Player
Registrations Now Open
[01:32] Daichi
They're allowing about as many new players
[01:34] Daichi
as there are existing players, huh?
[01:36] Daichi
I guess that means the new
servers have been installed.
[01:39] Daichi
I heard that the shortage of
VR headsets got resolved, too.
[01:43] Daichi
Which means registrations
won't be open for long.
[01:49] Zwei
Hey, Earth.
[01:51] Earth
Hey.
[01:52] Zwei
They added a new status effect
in yesterday's patch.
[01:56] Zwei
How are you gonna handle it?
[01:57] Earth
Break Arms, huh?
[01:59] Earth
If you get hit with it, you can't
hold a weapon for a while.
[02:02] Millie
We'll have to watch out for
paralysis and petrification.
[02:06] Millie
It'll trigger if you take more than 25% of
your total HP in damage to your arms, too.
[02:11] Earth
Well, at least other players
can't steal your dropped weapon.
[02:17] Earth
I played another game where somebody swiped
a rare weapon from me after I died.
[02:21] Millie/Zwei
Really?
SIGN New Update Announcement
A new dungeon is coming!!
[02:26] GM
It's time to announce our new update!
A new dungeon is coming!
SIGN Its name is
"A Challenge From the Departed"
!!!
[02:29] GM
Its name is "A Challenge From the Departed!"
[02:32] GM
The dungeon is entirely randomly generated.
[02:35] GM
Each time you enter, it will be
a completely new experience!
[02:38] GM
And there are all kinds of traps
awaiting unlucky players,
[02:41] GM
so if you can't think quick, you'll be
joining the dead in the dungeon!
[02:46] GM
How far can you *get before the
one-hour time limit runs out?
[02:49] GM
Your first goal will be the tenth floor!
[02:52] GM
It's up to you whether you accept
this challenge from the departed!
[02:55] GM
Look forward to our next update!
[02:58] Zwei
A totally randomly generated dungeon...
[03:01] Earth
That sounds like a ton of fun!
[03:03] GM
Now, we'll do an advance
showing of our trailer
[03:06] GM
for the second round of
player registrations!
[03:15] Zwei
That's me!
[03:21] Earth
Don't show that!
[03:23] Millie
Aw, you look so cool, though!
[03:26] Earth
If new players think bows are
a lot stronger than they are,
[03:29] Earth
they're going to regret it later...
[03:32] Earth
If I'm going to get ready
for the new dungeon,
[03:35] Earth
then I'll need a shield!
[03:38] Earth
I don't think I can get any further in the
game with dodging as my only defense,
[03:42] Earth
especially in a cramped dungeon
without room to move around.
[03:54] Earth
I specialized my
Shield skill in "small shields,"
[03:57] Earth
which makes it easier to use my bow.
[03:59] Earth
Thanks to that, I can gather
materials at the same time.
[04:03] Earth
Next, it's time to make
new equipment, but...
[04:08] Blacks
What are you making this time?
[04:10] Earth
I'm making a new compound bow
with these plans I brought in
[04:13] Earth
from the real world.
SIGN Otherworld Bow
A bow created using methods not from our world.
The principles behind it are unknown, but it's
extremely powerful and stable.
However, it requires special arrows to use.
Effect: Atk+38 Score: 3
[04:17] Blacks
Its attack is that high
even with a score of 3?
[04:21] Blacks
Any archer would love this!
[04:23] Earth
I can't recommend it to them,
given how much the arrows cost.
[04:27] Earth
And I just made it to learn more
about how these things work.
[04:30] Earth
I'm not going to use it.
[04:32] Blacks
You mean you're trying to
make something even better?
[04:35] Earth
Yeah, but it doesn't exist in the real world,
[04:39] Earth
so I'll have to draw up the plans myself.
[04:46] Earth
It's finally done! That took forever!
SIGN Secret Light Metal Shield
A small shield made from light metal. Usable as a shield, but also has a secret functionality.
Effect: Def+25
Special Effects: Transformation Ability, Right Arm Only
Score: 6
[04:53] Earth
I used material from the
rock ants' exoskeletons
[04:57] Earth
on the sides of the shield to strengthen it,
[04:59] Earth
but mostly to protect the compound bow
parts that I've placed inside the back.
SIGN Secret Another Bow
The shield with its secret mechanism deployed.
For a hunting bow, it's small, but it's extremely lethal and accurate.
However, it requires special arrows to use.
Effect: Atk+60 Def+5
Special Effects: Transformation Ability, Right Arm Only, Accuracy Bonus (Weak)
Score: 6
[05:07] Earth
Maybe the Accuracy Bonus (Weak) came from
the little scope sight I put on it?
[05:13] Earth
If I let go of the grip, it goes
back to being a normal shield.
[05:19] Earth
The reason I raised my Shield
skill on my right hand,
[05:22] Earth
and made that compound bow for practice,
[05:24] Earth
and went through all that trouble trying
to figure out how to draw plans,
[05:28] Earth
was all for this.
[05:30] Earth
It works in a semi-weird way,
and the handle's upside-down,
[05:33] Earth
but it's a weapon intended
just for me, so that's fine!
[05:39] Earth
Okay, now even if I get hit with Break Arms,
[05:43] Earth
I won't immediately lose my
ability to attack at long range!
[05:47] Earth
It took five whole days to finish it,
but it's good to be ready.
SIGN Installing Update
SIGN Complete
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN Earth Gets Excited Over a New Dungeon
[06:07] Earth
Look at all the players!
[06:09] Earth
I guess that's what happens the
first day after a big update.
[06:12] Earth
Now, time to check out that new dungeon!
[06:16] Seller
We're having a big sale!
[06:18] Seller
Don't go in there without potions!
[06:19] Seller
Who wants potions?
[06:21] Seller
Cheap, powerful potions!
[06:23] Seller 2
Buy now or cry later!
[06:25] Seller 2
Who wants to try my new potions?
[06:26] Earth
The merchant players are all fired up, too.
[06:29] Earth
This is where they make their money.
[06:31] Red
You there!
[06:32] Red
Listen to me!
[06:39] Earth
Um... what is it?
[06:42] Red
I am Red!
SIGN Red
[06:46] Blue
I'm Blue!
SIGN Blue
[06:49] Yellow
Mah name is Yellow!
SIGN Yellow
[06:52] Pink
I'm Pink!
SIGN Pink
[06:56] Green
And I am none other than Green!
SIGN Green
[07:00] All
Together, we are...
[07:02] Earth
Stop, stop! You can't say another word!
[07:06] Red
But we're just getting to the good part!
[07:08] Earth
Absolutely not!
SIGN Gang of Six Rangers
One More Rangers
SIGN Gang of Six Rangers
One More Rangers
[07:19] Earth
I see!
[07:21] Earth
A party that's modeling themselves
after Sentai rangers?
[07:24] Earth
Where's Black, then?
[07:26] Red
He said he had a stomachache today.
[07:29] Pink
Well, don't worry about that, okay?
[07:32] Earth
You guys don't really sound like rangers...
[07:34] Earth
But I guess I'm supposed
to ignore that, right?
[07:37] Red
Anyway, that means we
don't have enough people.
[07:40] Red
We were looking for another
member when we found you!
[07:44] Red
And so, of course, we had to approach you!
[07:46] Earth
I don't think I can get too
far in there on my own,
[07:49] Earth
so maybe I'll go along with them.
[07:51] Earth
You're inviting me to a
pick-up group, right?
[07:56] Blue
You're not wrong.
[07:59] Earth
You're really into the role-play thing, huh?
[08:01] Red
Then it's settled!
[08:02] Red
We assault the enemy hideout, everyone!
[08:05] All
Right!
[08:06] Earth
It's not a hideout, though! It's a dungeon!
[08:09] Earth
Well, whatever.
[08:18] Red
All right! Let's go—
[08:20] Earth
Wait!
SIGN Threat Detection
[08:26] Earth
Looks like we hit a nasty map.
[08:29] Earth
There are fifteen traps in this room.
[08:33] Earth
And four of them are instant death traps.
[08:36] Earth
It's pretty typical for
heroes to fall for traps,
[08:38] Earth
but I don't want us getting wiped out.
[08:42] Blue
True, that would be a problem.
[08:45] Earth
I'll take the lead.
[08:46] Earth
Follow my path exactly.
[08:48] All
Right.
[08:56] Blue
Red made the right call.
[08:58] Blue
I was concerned when he wanted to
add another member, but...
[09:03] Earth
I bet.
[09:05] Earth
You never know what'll happen when
you add a new member for one session.
[09:07] Earth
I'm surprised they decided to do it at all.
[09:09] Red
No, we were lucky to meet the guy
who married the Fairy Queen.
[09:14] Red
There's no way he could be weak.
[09:16] Earth
Um, are you talking about me?
[09:19] Red
Who else could I be talking about?
[09:21] Earth
I want to cry...
[09:28] Earth
We're finally through.
[09:30] Red
We'll take the lead from now on.
[09:32] Earth
Sure.
[09:33] Red
Come on! Swiftly!
[09:36] Red
Swiftly!
[09:36] Yellow
Swiftly!
[09:46] Red
The enemy is here!
[09:48] Red
We five warriors shall defeat our foes!
[09:51] All
Right!
[09:53] Blue
Too easy.
[09:55] Yellow
Piece of cake!
[09:58] Green
Behold my techniques!
[10:04] Red
The power of justice prevails!
[10:06] Earth
Oh, I guess you call yourself
heroes for a reason!
[10:09] Earth
I guess I can focus on finding traps, then!
[10:16] Red
The stairs to the second floor!
[10:18] Red
How long did it take us to get here?
[10:20] Blue
Eighteen minutes.
[10:21] Blue
We're taking too much time for
a one-hour dungeon.
[10:26] Earth
Sorry. I wish I could
disarm the traps faster,
[10:30] Earth
but it's dangerous to rush this stuff.
[10:32] Green
None of us are so foolish as to
complain about such a thing!
[10:35] Green
Be at ease!
[10:36] Pink
We're just glad to have you.
[10:38] Yellow
I think we've just got
to be careful as we go.
[10:43] Red
Okay, let's go down a floor!
[10:47] Red
It took us eighteen minutes to find the staircase
from the first floor to the second, but...
[10:52] Pink
We'll make it to the
third floor really fast.
[10:55] Earth
Sometimes a randomly generated dungeon
is on your side, and sometimes it's not.
[10:59] Red
Let's hurry on ahead!
[11:02] Red
Swiftly!
[11:04] Red
Hwaah!
[11:08] Red
Wights and skeleton soldiers!
[11:10] Pink
Leave it to me!
[11:12] Pink
All right... Here I go!
[11:14] Pink
Glorious Lovely Flash!
[11:26] Red
Did we get them?
[11:30] Pink
Oh, my!
[11:31] Pink
The skeleton soldiers can
dispel the spell, huh?
[11:34] Green
They're different from the skeletons
we saw on the first floor!
[11:38] Blue
More wights!
[11:39] Red
Don't worry!
[11:43] Red
We'll destroy them!
[11:49] Yellow
My attacks aren't working!
[11:57] Earth
Wights can't take physical damage!
[11:59] Earth
Leave this to me and Pink,
and Blue's water magic!
[12:02] Red
Thanks!
[12:04] Earth
This Aeolian Dust Arrow
has wind magic on it,
[12:07] Earth
so it'll work on the wights!
[12:16] Red
So we've finally found the way
down to the fourth floor?
[12:20] Blue
We lost a lot of time dealing
with those tricky monsters.
[12:23] Earth
It's been forty minutes already.
[12:26] Earth
There's no way we'll make it
to the tenth floor in time.
[12:29] Earth
Why don't we aim for the
fifth floor instead?
[12:32] Red
No objection here!
[12:37] Earth
What is this feeling, like the
grim reaper's caressing my face?
[12:41] Earth
Something's not right about this floor.
[12:43] Red
Right!
[12:44] Voice
Somebody help me!
[12:50] Earth
Another party?
[12:51] Earth
What happened?
[12:52] Red
I'm coming!
[12:54] Earth
Wait!
[13:04] Earth
That trap locked us in here!
[13:06] Earth
It's the type that won't let us leave
until we complete this room's quest!
[13:15] Blue
Look at them all.
[13:17] Red
There's no time to think about this.
[13:19] Red
Let's go, everyone!
[13:20] Green
Understood!
[13:22] Yellow
Time to kick butt!
[13:24] Earth
Are there traps...?
[13:28] Earth
No!
[13:29] Earth
I can fight with my full strength!
[13:32] Earth
Gatling Arrow!
[13:34] Earth
Aeolian Dust Arrow!
[13:45] Adventurer 1
Thanks, you saved us.
[13:48] Adventurer 2
Let's join the fight, too!
[13:50] Red
Okay! Finish them!
[13:53] Rangers
Storm...
[13:56] Rangers
Hurricane!
[14:02] Earth
That's one heck of a flashy attack...
[14:04] Earth
It does look strong, though!
[14:13] Adventurer 1
You're the leader, huh?
[14:14] Adventurer 1
Thanks for saving us from being wiped out!
[14:17] Red
I just did what anyone would do!
[14:21] Blue
Look, a huge treasure chest.
[14:24] Adventurer 2
I can't wait to see what's inside!
SIGN Threat Detection
[14:30] Earth
No! Don't touch that chest!
[14:33] Adventurer 2
What, you think we owe you
this because you saved us?
[14:37] Earth
No, it's a trap!
[14:40] Adventurer 2
Don't underestimate me.
[14:42] Adventurer 2
I've got the Thief skill, too.
[14:45] Adventurer 2
I can tell if there's a trap.
[14:47] Earth
Fine.
[14:48] Earth
We won't touch the chest.
[14:52] Red
Earth!
[14:53] Earth
If you insist on opening it,
wait until we're all out of the room!
[14:58] Green
But then we won't get any reward...
[15:03] Blue
We should do what Earth says.
[15:05] Blue
Red.
[15:07] Red
Right.
[15:08] Earth
Let's leave immediately.
[15:11] Red
Earth, if you abandoned
that treasure chest,
[15:14] Red
there must be something
really bad inside, right?
[15:16] Earth
Yeah.
[15:17] Earth
This room had a double trap.
[15:21] Earth
The first trapped you inside
with a bunch of monsters.
[15:24] Earth
And the other...
[15:30] Earth
Kills you with your own greed.
[15:34] Red
We're out of time.
[15:37] Red
Earth, I don't want to offend you,
[15:40] Red
but can I ask you a question?
[15:43] Red
That adventurer said he had the Thief skill,
SIGN Threat Detection
[15:46] Red
but he didn't see the trap.
[15:49] Red
I know it's considered impolite
to ask about others' skills,
[15:52] Red
but is your level above 20?
[15:55] Earth
I can't give you the exact number,
but I'll admit it's over 20.
[16:00] Earth
It's actually above 30.
[16:02] Earth
If it was 20, I wouldn't have
been able to see that last trap.
[16:05] Earth
But I shouldn't tell that
to somebody I've just met.
[16:09] Red
Let's split up our winnings
and call it a day.
[16:11] Red
We didn't get much, though.
[16:13] Earth
My Thief skill went way up,
so I'm pretty happy.
[16:18] Red
If you're satisfied, then so are we!
[16:21] Green
I'm not!
[16:23] Green
I wanted to explore the second floor more!
[16:25] Green
There might've been good items!
[16:27] Yellow
But there's that time limit!
[16:30] Green
Clearing an entire floor before moving on
to the next is one way to enjoy a dungeon!
[16:34] Green
I enjoy mapping!
[16:36] Earth
I get that!
[16:37] Earth
You feel so satisfied
when you complete a map!
[16:40] Green
Behold! This is my complete
map of the first floor!
[16:43] Blue
I can never figure out what
your maps are trying to say.
[16:47] Blue
Is this map really right?
[16:48] Pink
Green has a terrible
sense of direction, too.
[16:51] Yellow
These floors are randomly generated anyway,
so that map'll be useless next time we come.
[16:58] Earth
Good point.
[17:00] Red
Earth, thank you so much for coming today!
[17:02] Red
We'd love to introduce you to Black!
[17:04] Red
Let me send a friend request!
[17:08] Earth
Sure.
[17:09] Earth
I was lucky I got to do a run with you guys!
[17:14] Earth
If I want to get to the
tenth floor within an hour,
[17:17] Earth
I need to be able to disarm traps faster.
[17:20] Earth
That's why I decided to build a tool
that would help my Thief skill...
[17:26] Earth
But if you make it too thin, it snaps.
[17:28] Earth
And if you try to make it so it
doesn't snap, it gets too thick!
[17:31] Blacks
Making another weird item?
[17:35] Earth
I'm trying to come up with a way to deal
with the traps in the new dungeon.
[17:37] Earth
I could do it faster with a picking tool,
[17:41] Earth
but it's hard to get one that's
thin but doesn't break.
[17:44] Blacks
Let me see that for a second.
[17:51] Blacks
Well? How's this?
[17:55] Earth
Wow!
[17:57] Earth
I can tell you're a pro!
[17:58] Earth
It's even better than I could've hoped for!
[18:01] Blacks
This one's on the house.
[18:03] Earth
Thanks! I learned a lot!
[18:07] Blacks
Sure thing! Keep it up!
[18:10] Earth
Things will go much smoother with this.
[18:13] Earth
Now I just need some more arrows...
[18:15] Fairy Queen
Hey, how've you been?!
[18:18] Earth
You always show up out
of nowhere, don't you?
[18:20] Earth
You scared me!
[18:21] Fairy Queen
Does that mean I should make a big
announcement before I arrive?
[18:25] Fairy Queen
Maybe add in some music?
[18:26] Earth
Are you trying to be a pro wrestler?
[18:28] Earth
Well, whatever.
[18:30] Earth
So, you're in your full regalia today.
Did something happen?
[18:33] Fairy Queen
I'm going to give out contract
crystals to the new adventurers,
[18:37] Fairy Queen
so they can make contracts with fairies.
[18:39] Earth
Oh, right. A lot of new players just joined.
[18:43] Fairy Queen
I want to hand over as many as I can today.
[18:46] Fairy Queen
It's pretty tough to write all those emails.
[18:49] Fairy Queen
I do have human helpers, but still.
[18:52] Earth
Does she mean the game's GMs?
[18:57] Earth
Still, going out of her way to deliver the
crystals in person is pretty old-fashioned.
[19:02] Fairy Queen
So, anyway, I'm off!
[19:04] Fairy Queen
Let's talk again later, my husband!
[19:09] Earth
You and I are not married!
[19:11] Fairy Queen
Aw, and I spent so much time on my hair.
[19:14] Earth
She's a woman in that sense, I guess.
[19:16] Earth
Maybe I hit her too hard.
[19:19] Fairy Queen
I guess it's time to go.
[19:21] Fairy Queen
Farewell!
[19:25] Earth
I guess she's working hard
at her job, at least.
[19:29] Earth
I should work hard, too.
[19:42] Earth
This should be enough for
another dungeon run.
[19:45] Earth
Now to do some cooking...
[19:49] Fairy Queen
I'm back...
[19:52] Earth
You don't look so good...
[19:54] Fairy Queen
Handing over the crystals went fine.
[19:57] Fairy Queen
But after that...
[19:59] Fairy Queen
Who cares about my measurements?
[20:02] Fairy Queen
Why do you want to know
what kind of guy I like?
[20:05] Fairy Queen
What's the point of asking
me my favorite food?
[20:06] Fairy Queen
And there were these weird questions
about how I felt about having affairs,
[20:09] Fairy Queen
and I'm obviously not telling any of you
where you can come meet me!
[20:15] Earth
I-I see. Sounds rough.
[20:18] Fairy Queen
I felt like I had no choice
but to summon everyone
[20:22] Fairy Queen
who asked those questions
to the battlefield,
[20:24] Fairy Queen
then defeat them and revive them ten times,
giving them a death penalty each time.
[20:28] Earth
Wait... What were you thinking?
[20:31] Fairy Queen
But... But when I did...
[20:33] Fairy Queen
They said, "For us, this is a reward!"
[20:35] Fairy Queen
And then they all got these creepy smiles!
[20:38] Fairy Queen
Humans are scary.
[20:41] Fairy Queen
I'm so tired.
[20:43] Earth
I do feel a little bad for her...
[20:46] Fairy Queen
And so...
[20:48] Fairy Queen
Please, let me rest my head on your lap!
[20:49] Fairy Queen
Give me head pats!
[20:51] Fairy Queen
And sign this marriage form, too!
[20:53] Earth
Wh-Where did you learn about that?
[20:56] Fairy Queen
I got it from the town hall!
[20:58] Fairy Queen
I've already signed it!
[21:00] Earth
Which town hall?
[21:01] Fairy Queen
Once you sign it,
we'll be officially married!
[21:05] Earth
Why would we get married?
[21:06] Earth
Sheesh, how do you learn about this stuff?
[21:09] Fairy Queen
Don't be so stubborn!
[21:11] Fairy Queen
The husband comes home tired from work!
[21:14] Fairy Queen
It's the wife's job to cheer the husband up!
[21:15] Earth
Who's the wife and who's the
husband in this scenario?!
[21:21] Fairy Queen
It's so good!
[21:23] Earth
Sheesh...
[21:24] Fairy Queen
What's this called?
[21:25] Fairy Queen
I've never seen it before!
[21:27] Earth
It's a meat bun.
[21:29] Earth
My Cooking skill finally hit level 50,
[21:31] Earth
and I can use a steamer now,
[21:33] Earth
so I tried making it.
[21:35] Fairy Queen
So I'm your first customer, huh?
[21:38] Fairy Queen
I'm so happy!
[21:41] Earth
Well, I guess I can give her what
she wants a little, just for today.
[21:46] Earth
It must be rough being a queen.
[21:48] Earth
She can't go on adventures
whenever she wants like I can,
[21:51] Earth
and I'm the only adventurer
she gets to talk to, so...
[21:55] Fairy Queen
Thank you, husband!
[21:59] Earth
Stop saying that!
[22:00] Fairy Queen
Look at you blush!
[22:03] Earth
Maybe I shouldn't have given
her what she wanted... sob.
[22:07] [SONG] Sign
To Be Continued
E7 - Earth Challenges a Boss
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Earth Challenges a Boss
[01:43] Earth
Stun?!
[01:45] Earth
Damn it!
[01:45] Earth
I can't move! This isn't good...
[02:00] Earth
As for how I found myself
in this situation...
SIGN Several Days Prior
[02:09] Earth
After making myself a set of tools,
[02:11] Earth
I spent my days going into the dungeon solo.
[02:15] Earth
My goal, of course, was to improve my
lockpicking and trap disarming skills.
[02:28] Earth
Well, at first I messed up all the time,
[02:32] Earth
and sometimes even got myself
killed in the process.
[02:38] Earth
But after a lot of practice,
my thief skill finally reached level 50!
SIGN Your Thief Skill has reached Lv50.
You have unlocked the ability
to specialize into either Superior Thief
or Benevolent Thief. Which will you choose?
Superior Thief / Benevolent Thief
[02:44] Earth
Now I can evolve it into
a higher ranked skill.
[02:47] Earth
Hm...
[02:49] Earth
Superior Thief is a more powerful version
of thief that does mostly the same things.
[02:54] Earth
And Benevolent Thief can...
[02:57] Earth
steal from monsters...
[03:02] Earth
or get a bonus while sneak attacking,
[03:04] Earth
which are things a normal thief can't do.
[03:07] Earth
It will require more EXP to evolve, however.
[03:13] Earth
Benevolent Thief, definitely.
[03:15] Earth
That sounds a lot more fun.
[03:21] Earth
Red?
SIGN Gang of Six Rangers
One More Rangers
[03:27] Black
At last, the time has come.
[03:29] Black
Yah-wah-who-wha-wuh!
[03:32] Black
Black is here!
[03:32] SIGN
Black
[03:34] Black
So, yeah, nice to meet you, Earth.
[03:40] Black
Now, let us begin.
[03:41] Earth
Sure thing.
[03:43] Black
Oh, my! A new type of trap!
[03:48] Earth
Wow, fascinating!
[03:51] Earth
Look how clever this is! Wonderful!
[03:54] Black
Indeed!
[03:56] Earth
Look what happens if you try
to pick it the normal way!
[03:56] Pink
Hey, why are those two getting so
excited over disarming a trap?
[04:00] Black
Brilliant, Earth! You noticed the trick!
[04:01] Red
I introduced them because
I thought they'd get along,
[04:04] Red
but I didn't expect them
to get along so well.
[04:05] Earth
Okay, now here...
[04:07] Earth
Think we can do it?
[04:09] Black
Indeed we can!
[04:19] Earth
And at the same time, I kept
going into the dungeon myself.
[04:25] Earth
And as I disarmed more and more traps,
[04:27] Earth
my success rate began to increase...
[04:32] Earth
And my Benevolent Thief
skill was increasing, too.
[04:37] Earth
There was something else
I noticed while I was down there.
[04:40] Earth
How the monsters in the dungeon worked.
[04:44] Earth
They seemed to be attracted to light.
[04:48] Earth
And so...
[04:50] Earth
I was able to use my Long-Distance Vision skill,
which lets me see in the dark,
[04:53] Earth
to drastically reduce the number
of battles I had to fight.
[04:58] Earth
Once I realized that, I was able
to avoid unnecessary fights,
[05:03] Earth
and go deeper into the dungeon.
[05:07] Earth
And today, I reached the staircase
to the next-to-last level on my own.
[05:19] Earth
Now then, how much time do I have left?
SIGN Time Remaining
[05:23] Earth
Just over five minutes...
[05:27] Earth
That's not a lot.
There are liches on the 9th floor.
[05:31] Earth
I have to take my time.
[05:34] Earth
Well, I'll just have to
see how far I can get.
[06:03] Earth
That was close.
[06:05] (Flashback) Red
Watch out for liches!
[06:07] (Flashback) Red
Not only do they use status attacks,
they'll also summon nearby monsters,
[06:11] (Flashback) Red
which means big trouble!
[06:14] (Flashback) Earth
That makes them really
tough for solo players!
[06:17] Earth
If I end up fighting that
thing, I'm done for.
[06:20] Earth
Gotta be careful!
SIGN Time Remaining
[06:33] Earth
What is this?
[06:38] Earth
The staircase is right there!
[06:41] Earth
I don't have time to disarm
all these traps...
[06:45] Earth
I guess I'll just have to go for it!
[06:53] Earth
Ad Caelum!
[06:56] Earth
Fly!
[07:04] Earth
Just a little more!
[07:07] Earth
Is this the end?
[07:09] Earth
No, I'll go as far...
[07:14] Earth
as I can!
[07:24] Earth
It didn't kick me out of the dungeon?
[07:30] Earth
The timer stopped?
[07:35] Earth
What's going on here?
[07:37] Earth
I'm still on the staircase...
[07:40] Earth
Does this mean I'm regarded as
having reached the last floor?
[07:45] Earth
Well, whatever.
[07:49] Earth
I've reached a place nobody else has.
[08:17] Andre
Oh?
[08:19] Earth
Who's there?
[08:20] Andre
I didn't expect anyone to
reach this place alone.
[08:26] Andre
My name is Andre. I am a knight of the Empire.
[08:30] Andre
Well, that was a long, long time ago.
[08:34] Andre
This staircase is long.
[08:36] Andre
Listen to my tale. It will give you something
to think about on the long way down.
[08:43] Andre
My nation ordered me to
investigate this place,
[08:47] Andre
the Labyrinth of the Departed,
and seal it away.
[08:51] Andre
I led a great army inside,
[08:54] Andre
but the monsters and traps slew them all.
[08:59] Andre
In the end, I was the last one left.
[09:01] Andre
I journeyed through the labyrinth
alone and reached the deepest room.
[09:10] Andre
But...
[09:24] Andre
There was nothing there.
[09:31] Andre
Not even air to breathe.
[09:35] Andre
I died there, and was transformed
into a skeleton knight
[09:40] Andre
that is forced to protect this dungeon.
[09:45] Earth
You came to seal the labyrinth,
and they turned you into its guardian?
[09:51] Earth
Is this room still there?
[09:53] Andre
No. I destroyed it.
[09:57] Andre
I am the only one who will
ever die from such a trap.
[10:02] Earth
Even in death, he still tried
to be a noble knight...
[10:05] Andre
You'll find me waiting at
the bottom of the stairs.
[10:10] Earth
And what do you want me to do?
[10:13] Andre
Kill me.
[10:17] Andre
I have endured this long, refusing to let
my heart become that of a monster, as well.
[10:20] Andre
But I will not be able to
keep that up much longer.
[10:23] Andre
I am tired.
[10:27] Andre
Please, let me be free...
[10:29] Andre
To be with my men... my comrades.
[11:03] Earth
A-Andre?
[11:12] Andre
At last!
[11:13] Andre
At last, you gave in, Andre!
[11:15] Andre
This sword! This body!
[11:17] Andre
They're all mine!
[11:29] Andre
What the hell was that for?
[11:31] Earth
Stop talking.
[11:33] Earth
You're pissing me off.
[11:36] Andre
How dare you, human?
[11:39] Andre
I'll make you suffer before you die!
[11:47] Earth
He traveled that distance
in a single instant?
[11:55] Earth
The fight's not over yet.
[11:59] Earth
He's fast. And he hits hard!
[12:03] Andre
Excellent. Just like I hoped!
[12:06] Andre
You want to focus on defending? Very well!
[12:11] Andre
Flames? How dare you?!
[12:15] Earth
You think I'm just defending, huh?
[12:17] Earth
I don't fight with a sword!
[12:19] Earth
I'm not going to fight you head-on!
[12:22] Andre
You aren't, huh?
[12:23] Andre
Then...
[12:29] Earth
Break Arms?
[12:36] Andre
Your bow can't help you now.
[12:39] Andre
This time, you're finished. Right, human?
[12:42] Andre
Give it up.
[12:46] Earth
I told you. It's not over yet.
[12:49] Andre
What?
[12:51] Earth
I've got more tricks in store.
[12:53] Earth
You haven't won yet.
[12:59] Andre
How fun.
[13:04] Earth
But my Secret Another Bow isn't invincible.
[13:08] Earth
It can only fire special arrows,
[13:10] Earth
and I can't use any arts with it.
[13:12] Earth
But it fires fast, and I can aim
faster than with a big bow.
[13:15] Earth
I'll fight not with power,
but with quantity!
[13:19] Andre
Stop moving around! You're making me mad!
[13:22] Andre
Shield Charge!
[13:25] Earth
What?
[13:26] Andre
Shield Chaser!
[13:35] Earth
Stun?!
[13:37] Earth
Damn it!
[13:38] Earth
I can't move! This isn't good...
[13:51] Andre
I didn't expect I would
have to use this art.
[13:57] Andre
But this has gone on long enough.
[14:00] Andre
I'll send you to the god you love so much.
[14:04] Earth
To my god, you say?
[14:07] Andre
Whenever something happens,
you always pray to your god.
[14:10] Andre
Because you love him so much, right?
[14:23] Andre
Curse you!
[14:25] Earth
There are no gods in this world!
[14:29] Earth
The only thing you'll find in
this place is the human will,
[14:32] Earth
which struggles to survive,
no matter how bad things get!
[14:36] Andre
Then show me your will!
[14:40] Earth
All right, I will!
[14:43] Earth
Triangle Shot!
[14:47] Earth
I use a diagonal kick after
creating an illusion!
[14:55] Earth
Fairies everywhere, hear my voice!
[14:59] Earth
Grant my wish!
[15:01] Earth
My prayers lie with the fairies!
[15:06] Earth
With my great wish!
[15:08] Earth
I make my wish unto the
great ruler of the fairies.
[15:11] Earth
I make my wish to their ruler.
[15:13] Earth
I offer up a portion of my magic
to the great ruler of the fairies,
[15:13] Andre
Is that all you've got?
[15:14] Andre
An incantation? He's using magic?
[15:17] Andre
Give up and die already!
[15:18] Earth
that she might empower my soul.
[15:20] Earth
Grant me your great
protection this one time.
[15:24] Earth
Let that protection, and my magic,
[15:27] Earth
become a strength that brings pain and
despair unto the enemy before me.
[15:33] Andre
Stop that spell!
[15:36] Earth
May this incantation be my vow, and may
I be granted the aid of the fairy queen,
[15:43] Earth
that the glory and honor of this
victory be offered up unto her!
[15:45] Andre
I won't let you finish it!
[15:48] Andre
There will be no miracles!
[15:55] Earth
My name is Earth!
[15:57] Earth
He who was granted this skill
by the 87th Fairy Queen!
[16:05] Earth
By the contract we swore, may a
single miracle manifest before me.
[16:12] Earth
My wish becomes a spell,
a plea unto the Fairy Queen.
[16:17] Earth
Grant my wish!
[16:24] Earth
Annihilate my foe with true power!
[16:28] Earth
Elder Prism Nova!
SIGN Elder Prism Nova
[16:41] Earth
I recited the whole incantation,
[16:43] Earth
so it's the most powerful
Prism Nova I can do...
[16:45] Earth
Please, give me petrification
or paralysis...
[16:47] Earth
Something that will get me out of this!
[16:57] Andre
You're going to pay for that, human!
[17:00] Earth
No luck, huh?
[17:04] Earth
What's this?
[17:07] Earth
An illusion?
[17:09] Andre
You!
[17:10] Andre
That ring... are you his contract partner?
[17:14] Earth
I see...
[17:16] Earth
It's the effect of the ring!
[17:34] Earth
Thanks, Queen!
[17:41] Earth
Now, to finish this!
[17:44] Earth
Wide Arrow!
[17:46] Earth
Gatling Arrow!
[17:48] Earth
Twin-Fanged Arrow!
[17:49] Earth
Mirror Arrow!
[17:51] Earth
Arrow Twister!
[17:54] Earth
Now explode!
[18:09] Earth
Did I get him?
[18:16] Andre
Splendid.
[18:18] Andre
Victory is yours.
[18:19] Earth
Is that you, Andre?
[18:22] Andre
Yup.
[18:24] Andre
You defeated him before my soul disappeared.
[18:29] Andre
You gave me a little time to thank you.
[18:34] Earth
I see...
[18:36] Earth
So I gave you what you wanted?
[18:40] Andre
Yup.
[18:40] Andre
You've given me even more than I hoped for!
[18:44] Andre
I never thought I'd be able to meet
my end as a human, not a monster!
[18:49] Earth
You're so easygoing!
Is that who you really are?
[18:51] Andre
Sorry, sorry.
[18:52] Andre
I was in a state of complete
despair before we fought.
[18:55] Andre
Honestly, I figured since you were
playing solo, you didn't have a chance.
[18:59] Earth
Sorry about that.
[19:06] Andre
Anyway, it's time to go.
[19:10] Andre
Thanks, really. For defeating me.
[19:14] Andre
As a reward, you can have my sword.
SIGN Knight Sword of an Ancient Knight
Effect: Will break and disappear when used to attack something.
[19:18] Andre
It's a mess, but if you sell it as an antique,
it should be worth something.
[19:24] Earth
Thanks, Andre.
[19:26] Earth
I'll accept it.
[19:29] Andre
You said that there is no god here.
[19:33] Andre
But I think there is.
[19:36] Andre
I was able to meet my end not
as a monster, but as a human,
[19:40] Andre
and my companions even came to get me.
[19:43] Andre
Only God could bring me such luck.
[19:50] Andre
I pray that God blesses the
path you walk, as well.
[20:00] Earth
Thanks, Andre.
[20:03] Earth
Watch over me while you drink
a nice glass or something.
[20:06] Earth
If God is real, I'm sure he'll hook you up.
[20:15] GM
We have an urgent announcement!
SIGN Urgent Announcement
[20:21] GM
One of the secret bosses of "A Challenge
from the Departed" has been defeated.
[20:27] GM
Its defeat has unlocked a new type
of weapon, the Knight's Sword.
[20:33] GM
A Knight's Sword is a superior
version of a one-handed sword,
[20:36] GM
with a long reach and a powerful attack.
[20:40] GM
See the upcoming announcement on our
official home page for more details!
[20:46] Earth
So beating the dungeon
unlocked a new weapon, huh?
[20:52] Earth
She said "one of the secret bosses,"
[20:55] Earth
which means there are probably
more weapon unlocks to be found.
[21:03] Earth
No luck, huh?
[21:05] Earth
I can't repair either of them...
[21:08] Earth
I guess I should've known.
[21:14] Earth
Sorry. Thanks for everything
you've done for me.
[21:22] Earth
I turned my broken weapons
into a new shield, but...
[21:30] Earth
My bow and leather equipment are
both a mess and need repairing.
[21:36] Earth
This is gonna hurt my wallet.
[21:38] Earth
But, well...
[21:44] Earth
And so, my time spent fighting
alone came to an end, for now.
[21:59] Dragon Princess
It's finally my turn, huh?
[22:02] Dragon Princess
I can't wait to see how they taste.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
To Be Continued
E8 - Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
[01:31] Male GM 1
Now, let's hear your report.
[01:34] Female GM
PN-O-EA seems to be enjoying herself.
[01:37] Male GM 1
Her learning seems to be advancing
quickly thanks to that archer.
[01:42] Male GM 1
We'll need to thank him.
[01:44] Female GM
There's a problem, though.
[01:48] Female GM
PN-1-EB has been complaining
that she is bored.
[01:54] Male GM 1
Let's allow her to go for a walk.
[01:58] Earth
Hey.
[02:00] Zwei
Earth! Thanks for coming!
[02:03] Earth
No, thanks for inviting me.
[02:06] Zwei
Nora and Kazamine can't play today.
[02:09] Zwei
So we were hoping we could get a
thief player who could also DPS.
[02:14] Earth
But then we'll only have
Millie for a healer.
[02:18] Earth
Will we be okay?
[02:19] Millie
A new healer is going to join us today.
[02:23] Earth
A new player, huh?
[02:26] Earth
I don't see them anywhere, though.
[02:28] Zwei
Sorry. She said she'd be late.
[02:31] Earth
It's okay if she's a few minutes late.
[02:34] Rona
Oh, Earth...
[02:36] Rona
About this new player...
[02:40] Rage
She can be a little rude sometimes.
[02:43] Rage
I guess "strong-willed" would
be a nice way to put it.
[02:47] Earth
So I just need to kind of brush it off, huh?
[02:51] Zwei
There weren't any other free healers today.
[02:54] Zwei
Sorry.
[02:55] Earth
Not a lot of people play
tanks or healers. I get it.
[03:00] Zwei
Thanks, I appreciate that.
[03:05] Eliza
So you've all come out to greet me, I see!
[03:08] Eliza
I appreciate that.
[03:10] Zwei
No, you're just late, dummy!
[03:14] Zwei
Earth, her name is Eliza.
[03:18] Zwei
Her real name is "Elizabeth,"
but we call her "Eliza" for short.
[03:22] Zwei
She's a really good mage,
and really dependable.
[03:28] Earth
Zwei even did her introduction for her...
[03:31] Earth
It must be rough being a guild master.
[03:33] Zwei
Come on, Eliza!
[03:35] Zwei
Get down here and apologize to Earth!
[03:37] Eliza
I don't know...
[03:39] Eliza
This archer looks like a wimp.
Is he actually useful for anything?
[03:43] Eliza
He looks so ordinary,
like a generic townsperson.
[03:47] Zwei
Eliza!
[03:49] Earth
You can see if I'm useful or not
once we get into the dungeon.
[03:57] Earth
Okay, there we go!
[03:59] Rona
I'm so glad we brought you.
[04:01] Rona
There were a ton of traps
on that last floor, too.
[04:05] Earth
You run into traps like that sometimes.
[04:07] Earth
Some of those traps are
one-hit kills if you step on them.
[04:11] Earth
Make sure to keep an eye out.
[04:15] Eliza
Well, it looks like he can
disarm traps, at least.
[04:20] Zwei
Okay, we made it to the fifth floor.
[04:24] Zwei
Let's take a break.
[04:26] Eliza
Do we have time for breaks?
[04:29] Eliza
There's a time limit.
[04:31] Eliza
Let's keep moving.
[04:33] Rage
We're going to need to be much
more careful from here on out.
[04:36] Millie
You sometimes run into
dangerous enemies on this floor.
[04:40] Earth
The lesser liches.
[04:43] Eliza
A-Are they that dangerous?
[04:46] Earth
Yeah. Not only are they
immune to physical attacks,
[04:50] Earth
they use a ton of status effects
that stop you from moving.
[04:54] Earth
People call them "trauma generators."
[05:00] Earth
Don't worry. I can deal with any
freeze or paralysis effects.
[05:05] Earth
And Eliza can fix petrification.
[05:09] Rona
And I've learned magic-type attacks,
so I can help, too!
[05:14] Zwei
Yeah. We can handle one lesser lich.
[05:18] Earth
Yeah. If we're careful...
[05:21] Earth
Zwei!
[05:23] Zwei
What is it?
[05:24] Earth
Monsters are approaching.
[05:27] Zwei
How many?
[05:28] Earth
Twelve. Four Lesser Liches.
[05:31] Millie
Oh, my...
[05:33] Zwei
Earth, are there any traps in this room?
[05:36] Earth
No, none.
[05:39] Zwei
Okay.
[05:41] Zwei
It's dangerous to try to run.
[05:43] Zwei
We'll fight them here!
[05:45] Rage
I'll guard the rear!
[05:48] Rona
Guess we have to fight!
[05:50] Millie
I'll cast some offensive buff spells
while I've still got the chance!
[05:55] Zwei
Yeah. Eliza, get ready to
use some attack magic.
[05:59] Zwei
Eliza?
[06:01] Eliza
D-Did you say something?
[06:04] Earth
She's so nervous that she's shaking.
[06:07] Zwei
An attack spell!
[06:09] Zwei
Hit them with something strong!
[06:12] Eliza
G-Got it!
[06:15] Earth
I need to get ready to attack, too.
[06:19] Earth
Here they come!
[06:23] Earth
I'll hit them first!
[06:26] Earth
Wide Arrow!
[06:30] Eliza
Holy Ray!
[06:31] Millie
Explosion!
[06:35] Zwei
Okay, great!
[06:41] Earth
I guess I should've known
that wouldn't be enough.
[06:44] Rage
Aggro Control!
[06:46] Rage
Taunt!
[06:53] Rage
I'll handle their attacks!
[06:56] Rona
Here I go!
[06:58] Rona
War Spirit Twinfists!
[07:09] Zwei
Okay, there's one!
[07:12] Zwei
This would be a lot easier
if I had a magic sword...
[07:20] Earth
Oh, no!
[07:20] Earth
Rage has been petrified and can't move!
[07:22] Earth
They'll start coming after us!
[07:25] Millie
Eliza, heal Rage, please!
[07:30] Zwei
Eliza, if we can't heal Rage's petrification,
we'll be wiped out!
[07:35] Eliza
I-I know!
[07:37] Eliza
I'll do it now!
[07:42] Eliza
No... I'm too scared to speak!
[07:49] Rona
Now, Eliza!
[07:50] Zwei
Damn it! I'm running out of MP!
[07:53] Rage
Aren't you ready yet, Eliza?!
[07:59] Earth
Get down, everyone!
[08:08] Earth
Eliza.
[08:11] Earth
Did that wake you up?
[08:14] Earth
Heal him.
[08:16] Eliza
Y-Yes!
[08:18] Eliza
Rapidem Cominut Lux.
[08:21] Eliza
Stone Break Cure!
[08:27] Rage
Thank you!
[08:28] Rage
Now I can go back on defense!
[08:30] Zwei
Okay, the enemy's weakened.
[08:32] Zwei
Let's finish them!
[08:34] Earth
Yeah!
[08:41] Eliza
If you had something that powerful,
why didn't you use it from the start?
[08:45] Earth
They're risky to use,
[08:47] Earth
and I can't carry a lot of them.
[08:50] Eliza
But you could've been faster—
[08:52] Zwei
Eliza! If you don't stop
complaining about Earth...
[08:56] Eliza
N-No! I wasn't complaining.
[08:58] Eliza
I just...
[09:00] Millie
Both of you...
[09:02] Millie
It's not just guild members down here today.
[09:06] Millie
So put a lid on it.
[09:09] Both
O-Okay.
[09:11] Earth
Millie's scary when she gets angry, huh?
[09:14] Eliza
Um... I'm sorry.
[09:20] Earth
We're not done with the dungeon yet.
[09:22] Earth
We'll need your help with healing.
[09:26] Eliza
Leave it to me!
[09:31] Zwei
Well, we made it out alive!
[09:33] Rona
I wasn't sure we would!
[09:36] Rage
Yeah.
[09:37] Zwei
Thanks again, Earth.
[09:40] Zwei
You were a huge help today!
[09:42] Earth
I got a lot of good stuff out of it.
[09:44] Earth
I'm grateful to you guys, too.
[09:46] Zwei
Glad to hear it.
[09:47] Zwei
Let's play again sometime.
[09:49] Earth
Yeah, see you.
[09:51] All
Bye!
[09:51] All
See you later!
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
SIGN Japanese Bow
A Japanese Bow is
a superior version of a longbow.
Its larger size gives it
greater attack power and longer range.
[10:05] Earth
So these are the new weapons,
the Japanese Bow and Ootachi.
SIGN Ootachi
... intended to cut through an enemy,
rather than crush them like a greatsword.
The weapon's arts will be
Japanese-style katana arts, as well.
[10:09] Earth
Kazamine from Blue Color was
kind of a samurai character.
[10:13] Earth
He's gonna love that Ootachi.
[10:16] Dragon Princess
You there.
[10:21] Dragon Princess
Are you Earth?
[10:25] Earth
Pointed ears, Japanese clothing,
and dragon-like horns.
[10:30] Earth
That's not a player avatar.
[10:33] Earth
I'm Earth, yes.
[10:35] Earth
Who are you?
[10:36] Dragon Princess
I am...
[10:38] Dragon Princess
Hm, I'll explain it in a way that's
easy for you to understand.
[10:42] Dragon Princess
I'm like the Fairy Queen's little sister.
[10:46] Earth
I can tell she's going to
be a pain to deal with!
[10:49] Dragon Princess
Seeing you tense up like that saddens me.
[10:52] Earth
Okay, I understand who you are.
[10:56] Earth
Why have you come to see me?
[11:00] Dragon Princess
There are several reasons.
[11:02] Dragon Princess
But the real reason was that
I wanted a taste for myself.
[11:05] Earth
A taste?
[11:07] Dragon Princess
I'm especially interested in...
yes... getting a taste of your lips.
[11:13] Dragon Princess
How about it?
[11:16] Earth
You're just as bad as your big sister!
[11:19] Earth
Yeah, I'm definitely sure
you're her sister now!
[11:24] Dragon Princess
So you think you can hit me with a fan, huh?
[11:27] Dragon Princess
You're an intriguing guy.
[11:29] Dragon Princess
I think I can see why my
sister is so taken with you.
[11:33] Earth
Please go away...
[11:35] Dragon Princess
My sister told me you make
the most delicious food.
[11:41] Dragon Princess
I'd love to try some.
[11:44] Earth
I refuse.
[11:45] Earth
Sorry, but I'm going to
the armor shop today.
[11:48] Dragon Princess
You can go there first, then.
[11:51] Dragon Princess
I'll just follow you there!
[11:54] Dragon Princess
I don't get many chances
to go outside like this.
[11:59] Dragon Princess
I want to look around at the city.
[12:02] Dragon Princess
Or is that not okay?
[12:05] Earth
Oh, fine...
[12:10] Earth
This is all store merchandise,
so don't touch it.
[12:14] Dragon Princess
I-I know!
[12:16] Dragon Princess
I'm just surprised that humans
can make things like these!
[12:21] Myun
Thanks.
[12:22] Myun
You've got a cute little
friend with you today, huh?
[12:25] Earth
Oh, well... you know...
[12:28] Earth
Anyway, I came today 'cause I wanted
you to repair this cloak I'm wearing.
[12:35] Myun
Oh, this thing's just
at the end of its life.
[12:38] Dragon Princess
The end of its life?
[12:40] Myun
If it's this badly damaged,
[12:42] Myun
it'll be easier to buy a
new one rather than repair it.
[12:46] Earth
Yeah...
[12:47] Earth
I've been through a lot with it,
[12:50] Earth
but I guess I put it
through too many battles.
[12:53] Earth
Okay, can I get you to
craft me some new armor?
[12:57] Myun
Of course. Any requests?
[13:00] Earth
Hm...
[13:01] Earth
I've got a pelt and fur from a wild bear.
[13:04] Earth
Can you make something with that?
[13:07] Myun
Great.
[13:09] Myun
I love it when people bring me materials.
[13:11] Myun
Do you have anything metal
you can give me, too?
[13:14] Earth
Sure, if you'll take silver.
[13:16] Myun
Gotcha.
SIGN Wild Bear Leather Set - Silver Assist
Total of All Parts: Def + 70
(When full set is equipped, wearer gets bonus to durability and small bonus to psyche)
[13:18] Myun
A set of leather armor,
reinforced with silver.
[13:21] Myun
Since you're bringing me the materials,
how about 12,000 gloh for the craft?
[13:26] Earth
Go for it.
[13:27] Myun
Thanks.
[13:28] Myun
I'll call you when it's ready.
[13:30] Earth
Got it.
[13:32] Dragon Princess
Seems like you're done.
[13:33] Earth
Y-Yeah...
[13:35] Dragon Princess
Now, I think it's time for you to feed me.
[13:42] Earth
Parboiled Rabbit Steak with Herbs.
[13:45] Earth
Here you go!
[13:47] Dragon Princess
This is definitely going to be delicious!
[13:50] Earth
It's piping hot, so don't burn yourself.
[13:54] Dragon Princess
Time to dig in!
[13:59] Dragon Princess
It's so tender!
[14:01] Dragon Princess
It's like it's melting in my mouth.
[14:04] Dragon Princess
I can taste the salt and pepper,
and the faint scent of the herbs...
[14:09] Dragon Princess
This is incredible!
[14:12] Earth
I'm glad you liked it.
[14:14] Dragon Princess
More!
[14:18] Dragon Princess
That was delicious.
[14:19] Dragon Princess
Thank you.
[14:22] Earth
I didn't expect you to
eat three whole steaks.
[14:24] Earth
Maybe I should have,
since you're the Fairy Queen's sister.
[14:27] Earth
Hey, if you're her sister,
does that make you a fairy, too?
[14:32] Dragon Princess
No, I can't really talk about that.
[14:34] Dragon Princess
I also can't give you my real name.
[14:38] Dragon Princess
So just call me whatever you like.
[14:40] Earth
I see...
[14:41] Earth
I'll just call you "Ryuu" then.
[14:44] Dragon Princess
Ryuu?
[14:45] Earth
You've got those Japanese
dragon-style horns.
[14:47] Earth
Or do you not like it?
[14:49] Dragon Princess
I never thought I'd get
my own personal nickname.
[14:52] Dragon Princess
All right. You're the only one
allowed to call me that!
[14:56] Dragon Princess
I plan on spending a lot of time around you!
[14:59] Earth
The Fairy Queen's sister, huh?
[15:01] Earth
I hope she doesn't cause any more trouble...
SIGN An Important Announcement
For All Players
[15:10] Earth
Hey, Blacks!
[15:12] Blacks
Oh, Earth!
[15:14] Blacks
Did you see the official announcement?
[15:15] Earth
Yeah.
[15:16] Blacks
Crazy stuff, huh?
SIGN An Important Announcement
For All Players
[15:19] Earth
It was an announcement about a previously
hidden aspect of the game's design.
[15:25] Earth
Skills evolve by leveling them,
which is how you learn arts.
[15:30] Earth
But there was a condition that needed to
be met to learn the most powerful arts.
[15:36] Earth
You had to specialize in a single playstyle.
[15:40] Earth
If you wanted to use the
most powerful physical arts,
[15:43] Earth
you needed to learn only
physical attack skills.
[15:46] Earth
And if you wanted to learn
the most powerful magic arts,
[15:48] Earth
you needed to learn only magical skills.
[15:54] Earth
It would've been one thing if that
was just for combat skills, but...
[15:59] Blacks
I can't believe they made
it apply to crafters, too.
[16:03] Earth
People are gonna be ticked
off about this for a while.
[16:06] Blacks
What are you going to do?
[16:08] Blacks
They've given us a month
to re-spec our skills.
[16:12] Blacks
You might have trouble in the
fights ahead if you don't.
[16:16] Earth
Yeah, if I specialize in just physical attacks,
[16:21] Earth
it will probably give me
more firepower in the end.
[16:24] Earth
But...
[16:26] Earth
The style I've got now is
what's most fun for me.
[16:31] Earth
So I'll keep things as they are now.
[16:32] Blacks
I see, I see.
[16:34] Blacks
All the guys who were only part-time
crafters have been bailing out.
[16:38] Blacks
With somebody like you around, though,
it'll be a little less lonely.
[16:44] Earth
You're exaggerating.
[16:46] Earth
Making people happy with delicious food
is a kind of strength in its own.
[16:50] Earth
And I don't want to lose that strength.
[16:57] Earth
Would you look at this?!
[16:58] Myun
What do you think?
[16:59] Myun
The materials you brought
in were all high-quality,
[17:02] Myun
so I've got a lot of confidence in this one.
[17:04] Earth
This is great.
[17:06] Earth
My defense went way up.
[17:08] Earth
The bonuses to durability
and psyche are great, too.
[17:12] Myun
Glad you like it.
[17:14] Myun
What will you do with the old armor?
[17:16] Myun
If you're going to just discard it,
I can take it off your hands.
[17:19] Earth
No, it's been good to me for a long time.
[17:23] Earth
I want to give it a proper end myself.
[17:26] Myun
I see.
[17:27] Myun
It would make me happy if you
took good care of your new armor,
[17:30] Myun
just like you did your old armor.
[17:32] Earth
Of course.
[17:35] Earth
In this game, you can physically
touch your equipment.
[17:39] Earth
Maybe that's why you get
so attached to it,
[17:43] Earth
and feel a little sad when
it's time to say goodbye.
[17:46] Earth
It's like meeting someone new,
and then parting with them...
[17:51] Fairy Queen
Earth.
[17:55] Earth
Queen?
[17:56] Fairy Queen
There's something I need to tell you.
[18:02] Fairy Queen
I'm putting up a barrier.
[18:12] Fairy Queen
First, I need to apologize.
[18:14] Fairy Queen
I'm so sorry...
[18:16] Fairy Queen
You will never be able to make
a contract with a fairy.
[18:20] Earth
What? Do the fairies hate me that much?
[18:26] Fairy Queen
No, it's the opposite.
[18:28] Fairy Queen
The fairies love you too much!
[18:32] Earth
Huh?
[18:34] Fairy Queen
I was planning on introducing you to
a fairy you could contract with soon.
[18:39] Fairy Queen
I planned to have you choose from one of
the six greater fairies you see before you.
[18:46] Greater Fairy
We'd all love to make a contract with you.
[18:50] Greater Fairy
You're famous among fairies.
[18:53] Fairy Queen
But the citizens of the fairy
kingdom found out about it.
[18:59] Fairy Queen
Over 80 percent of the country's
population came to my gates
[19:02] Fairy Queen
and demanded to be allowed
to make a contract with you.
[19:07] Earth
Th-That many?
[19:10] Fairy Queen
As queen of the fairy kingdom,
I can't ignore the will of my people.
[19:16] Fairy Queen
If a fairy were to a contract with you,
it would plunge the country into chaos.
[19:22] Earth
Oh, well... I understand, I guess.
[19:27] Fairy Queen
You're not upset?
[19:29] Fairy Queen
The lack of a contracted fairy will make
your journeys and battles more difficult.
[19:35] Earth
Well, life's just like that sometimes.
[19:38] Earth
Who knows? Maybe it'll be fun to try it.
[19:43] Fairy Queen
You really are a strange man...
[19:46] Fairy Queen
Then, at the very least, allow me to give you
another form of strength instead.
[19:51] Fairy Queen
Earth, give me your hand.
[19:55] Fairy Queen
I'll give you two powers.
[19:57] Fairy Queen
These two techniques are
re-creations of powerful skills created
[20:02] Fairy Queen
in the time of the 21st Fairy Ruler.
SIGN Seven Falling Stars
Activates by landing seven consecutive shots on a target
with a bow within 30 seconds of using the skill.
Once activated, damage to the target is greatly increased.
[20:07] Fairy Queen
The first one is Seven Falling Stars.
[20:10] Earth
This looks like it'll be
hard to learn to use.
[20:14] Fairy Queen
Yes.
[20:15] Fairy Queen
And the other is Sacrifice Bow.
SIGN Sacrifice Bow
Activates at the cost of 90% of Max HP, 100% of Max MP, and the
destruction of the currently equipped bow. Fires a powerful arrow.
[20:20] Fairy Queen
This technique is extremely dangerous.
[20:23] Fairy Queen
It combines your life, your magic,
and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[20:28] Fairy Queen
and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[20:31] Fairy Queen
It would be best not to use it
except in the most dire of circumstances.
[20:37] Earth
Got it.
[20:38] Fairy Queen
The stats you lose will come
back with proper rest.
[20:43] Fairy Queen
So don't worry.
[20:45] Earth
But the weapon won't come back.
[20:48] Earth
So I have to decide if I'm willing to
sacrifice a beloved weapon to fire it...
[20:54] Earth
Got it.
[20:56] Earth
I don't know if I'll use Sacrifice Bow,
but I'll practice with Seven Falling Stars.
[21:00] Fairy Queen
Good.
[21:02] Fairy Queen
Please, keep what I've told you a secret.
[21:04] Fairy Queen
Oh, and you've probably already
seen the announcement, but...
SIGN The Fairy Kingdom is Coming
in the Next Update!
[21:09] Fairy Queen
The path to the Fairy Kingdom will
be opened to all you adventurers.
[21:13] Earth
The Fairy Kingdom?
[21:15] Earth
We'll be able to go after the next update?
[21:17] Fairy Queen
Yes!
[21:18] Fairy Queen
Please come see us when the path is opened.
[21:22] Fairy Queen
We'll all be happy to welcome you!
[21:24] Earth
I definitely will!
[21:27] Earth
Oh, let me give you all
a present before you go.
[21:30] Fairy Queen
A present?
[21:33] Fairy Queen
Earth, thank you for this gift of food.
[21:37] Zephana
I can't wait to try your cooking!
[21:39] Earth
Great.
[21:41] Earth
I guess I'll be seeing you
in the Fairy Kingdom next.
[21:44] Zephana
Oh, that might not be true!
[21:47] Zephana
We might sneak out to come see you!
[21:53] Fairy Queen
Hey! Are you trying to come see
him ahead of the rest of us?
[21:55] Zephana
If anybody's at fault here, I think it's you,
for keeping him all to yourself!
[22:00] Zephana
I wanted to make a contract with him!
[22:02] Earth
The Fairy Kingdom, huh?
[22:02] Fairy Queen
Zephana!
[22:04] Earth
Things are gonna get crazy, I bet.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
To Be Continued
E9 - Earth Goes to the Fairy Kingdom
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SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Earth Goes to the Fairy Kingdom
[01:42] Zwei
Hey, Earth, did you hear the
news about the new ad campaign?
[01:47] Earth
Yeah, it's a big deal.
[01:50] Rona
Huh? What campaign?
[01:52] Zwei
What? You don't know?
[01:54] Earth
There are four VR games out there right now.
[01:58] Earth
There's this game, One More,
but also a fighting game,
[02:02] Earth
an FPS shooter,
SIGN "Launch a full-out assault!"
[02:07] Earth
and a mech game.
[02:10] Earth
They all required their
own specific VR helmet,
[02:15] Earth
but they all wanted more customers,
so the publishers all worked together...
[02:21] Earth
And now you can play any game
with any of the helmets.
[02:24] Rona
I see.
[02:26] Zwei
And so they're starting a big ad
campaign for a 15-day free trial.
[02:34] Earth
And they'll be adding the Fairy Kingdom
into One More on the first day it begins.
[02:42] Zwei
All four games are going
to get a lot more players.
[02:49] Zwei
Ow!
[02:50] Earth
These are for the customers!
[02:52] Earth
I'll whack anybody who touches them, and that includes you, Zwei!
[02:55] Zwei
You already whacked me!
[02:57] Earth
Oh, Nora...
[02:59] Earth
This is for you.
[03:04] Nora
This is so that if Zwei does something dumb,
[03:06] Nora
I can smack him hard, right?
[03:10] Zwei
What was that for?!
[03:13] Earth
You've got it.
[03:15] Nora
Okay.
[03:17] Kazamine
If that many new players are coming,
[03:20] Kazamine
all the guilds must be getting
ready to try to recruit them.
[03:25] Zwei
Hey, put that thing away.
[03:27] Nora
Think we should start recruiting, too?
[03:31] Nora
I think we could be a good
medium-sized guild, if we wanted to be.
[03:35] Nora
First, we'd have to make
sure to get Eliza in line,
[03:39] Nora
or the new members
might have a rough time.
[03:41] Zwei
Eliza, huh?
[03:50] Rona
Earth saved her the other day, right?
[03:56] Zwei
Listen, Earth, why don't
you just join our guild?
[04:03] Earth
No.
[04:04] Zwei
Why?
[04:06] Earth
I'm sorry I keep turning you
down each time you ask.
[04:11] Earth
But, well... part of it is that
I just want to do my own thing.
[04:17] Earth
And there are some things I'd rather
other players didn't find out about.
[04:22] Earth
The Queen and her sister, for instance...
[04:30] DragonPrincess
A new item for your repertoire?
[04:32] DragonPrincess
Maybe I'll be the first to take a bite.
[04:36] Earth
This is something new
I'm making for the customers.
[04:39] Earth
Don't eat it!
[04:40] DragonPrincess
You're mean.
[04:42] Nora
Who are you?
[04:44] DragonPrincess
You're telling me I have to look
at this delicious meat and not eat it?
[04:49] Earth
Listen, Ryuu...
[04:50] Blue Color
Ryuu?
[04:51] Earth
If I let you start eating,
you'll eat 15 of these steaks!
[04:54] Earth
You glutton!
[04:56] DragonPrincess
Who are you calling a glutton?
[04:58] Earth
It's true, isn't it?
[05:00] DragonPrincess
You'll regret saying that!
[05:02] Millie
Um...
[05:05] Millie
Who might you be?
[05:08] Millie
I've never seen an outfit
like that before...
[05:11] Kazamine
Japanese clothes?
[05:12] Millie
And you don't look like a fairy.
[05:17] Earth
Oh...
[05:20] Rage
Earth!
[05:21] Rage
Don't tell me the queen
wasn't enough for you,
[05:23] Rage
so you went after her, too?
[05:25] Zwei
What?!
[05:27] Zwei
I'm so jealous!
[05:28] Zwei
I wish I could—
[05:32] Earth
Don't you start getting
weird ideas, too, Rage!
[05:35] Zwei/Rage
It's a compliment!
[05:36] Earth
Shaddup!
[05:38] Earth
She's practically eating
me out of house and home!
[05:41] Earth
If I could give her to you, I would!
[05:44] Millie
They seem quite close.
[05:44] DragonPrincess
Can I eat this?
[05:47] Earth
Oh, fine...
[05:47] Nora
He called her "Ryuu," right?
[05:53] DragonPrincess
Indeed. Only Earth can call me that.
[05:57] DragonPrincess
I have no intention of
letting anyone else do it.
[06:02] Zwei
I'm putting this up on the game forum.
[06:04] Earth
If you do, I don't think
I'll ever cook for you again.
[06:09] Nora
So first he's a fairy-playah,
and now he's a dragon babysitter?
[06:15] Rona
He's taking an interesting path in life.
[06:16] Millie
Really.
[06:18] Earth
Give me a break, guys.
[06:22] Earth
What would happen if I went to
the Fairy Kingdom like this?
SIGN Castle
SIGN Town
SIGN Town
SIGN Town
SIGN Town
SIGN Fort
SIGN Fort
SIGN West
SIGN East
[06:27] Earth
The Fairy Kingdom is south of
the game's second city, Nexia.
[06:31] Earth
There's a castle at its center,
with towns spreading out in a cross shape,
[06:35] Earth
and forts that serve as checkpoints
in each cardinal direction.
[06:40] Earth
And today's the day it
was put into the game!
[06:45] Earth
A ton of players are on
their way there, of course.
[06:51] Earth
The usual way to get there is to walk.
[06:54] Earth
With so many people heading
for the same place,
[06:56] Earth
it means everyone has something in common,
[06:59] Earth
and it's easy to talk with
people you've never met.
[07:02] Earth
So that's the north fortress?
[07:05] Adventurers
Oh, so that's the fort?
[07:07] Adventurers
We're finally here.
[07:12] Earth
It's huge...
[07:22] Man
Um...
[07:23] Earth
Yes?
[07:24] Man
If you don't mind, I'd like to take a closer
look at that ring on your left hand.
[07:29] Earth
Didn't she say something about
this ring serving as a pass?
[07:33] Earth
Oh, this?
[07:37] Man
That's the Queen's ring, yes.
[07:40] Man
So you're Earth.
[07:42] Man
It is a pleasure to meet you.
[07:44] Man
I am the leader of the northern fort.
[07:48] Man
May I have a word?
[07:50] Earth
Is there something wrong?
[07:52] Man
Her Highness has requested that you
be brought to her immediately.
[07:59] Man
Bring it here!
[08:01] Soldier
Yes, sir!
[08:02] Adventurers
What's going on?
[08:03] Adventurers
An event?
[08:06] Earth
Everyone's staring at me...
[08:21] Man
This is a pikasha, a bird which only a
select few fairies are permitted to ride.
[08:28] Man
It allows you to move very quickly.
[08:30] Man
Please take this pikasha to the castle town.
[08:34] Adventurer
Those fluffy feathers look so comfy...
[08:37] Adventurer
I'm jealous.
[08:38] Adventurer
But we don't get to ride it, right?
[08:42] Earth
I'll just try to ignore it...
[08:44] Earth
Okay, thanks.
[08:46] Earth
Pikasha, thanks for the ride!
[08:53] Earth
It sure is fluffy!
[09:02] Earth
The pikasha put up a barrier
to block the wind?
[09:05] Earth
It's not as windy as I thought it would be.
[09:08] Earth
Flying up here feels like something
out of a real fantasy story!
[09:13] Earth
Is that the city?
[09:33] Earth
I'm almost there.
[09:51] Queen
Welcome!
[09:54] Earth
I thank you for the warm
welcome, Your Majesty.
[10:00] Earth
She looks relieved.
[10:03] Earth
She knows I'm not going to make
fun of her in a place like this.
[10:07] Queen
We've prepared a small parade.
[10:11] Earth
A parade?
[10:13] Queen
You're the star!
[10:22] Queen
I hope you all enjoy it, as well!
[10:43] Earth
I don't like being the center of attention,
[10:46] Earth
but it'd be a waste of time to
refuse and get in a fight...
[10:53] Earth
And I'm not hating it as
much as I thought I would.
[11:04] Earth
Even if it's a game, only a few players will
ever get to experience something like this!
[11:12] Earth
And that's why I should try to
have as much fun as possible.
[11:18] Earth
This fantasy isn't reality.
[11:22] Earth
But the memories it'll leave are real!
[11:29] Earth
I thank you for the warm welcome.
[11:32] Earth
But I think you went a little overboard...
[11:37] Queen
The point of the parade was
to make sure every fairy
[11:42] Queen
in the kingdom knew you were here.
[11:45] Queen
They've all been waiting for you!
[11:52] Queen
There were even rumors I was
keeping you all to myself.
[11:58] Earth
Those rumors were true.
[12:03] Earth
Uh-oh!
[12:13] Queen
Maybe I will keep you all to myself!
[12:15] Earth
Hey!
[12:18] Ulna
Your Highness, control yourself.
[12:20] Queen
Of course. We'd appreciate it if you
would stay in our country for a while.
[12:26] Queen
We won't do anything to spoil your stay,
like assigning an escort or a monitor.
[12:33] Earth
Very well.
[12:35] Earth
Starting tomorrow, I'll go back
to being a normal adventurer.
[12:40] Earth
I'll head back to the fort town
and start looking around.
[12:45] Queen
Then with this, our audience is concluded.
[12:52] Earth
This was the longest I've
ever been logged in.
[12:59] Earth
Time to log out and...
[13:05] Queen
Where are you going?
[13:07] Earth
I was going to the inn to get some sleep.
[13:11] Queen
Then why don't we sleep next
to each other in my bed?
[13:22] Queen
Hey!
[13:27] Queen
Jeez!
[13:29] Earth
I jumped out the window like a thief!
[13:34] Earth
Actually, I do have the
Benevolent Thief skill...
[13:41] Earth
After I left the castle, they gave me a
ride to the south fort town on a pikasha.
[13:48] Earth
The reason I chose the south side...
[13:51] Earth
was that this was the
furthest side from Nexia,
[13:54] Earth
so there were fewer players here.
[13:59] Earth
Excuse me! I defeated
those eight high rabbits!
[14:05] Woman
You defeated them already?
[14:07] Woman
I thought it would take several days.
[14:09] Woman
Oh, did you see any thiefbirds?
[14:12] Earth
I sure did!
[14:14] Earth
After I shot a high rabbit,
[14:17] Earth
one tried to steal my kill
right in front of me!
[14:20] Earth
So I shot it down!
[14:23] Woman
You're a really good shot!
[14:26] Earth
By the way, is there someplace
I can use to cook?
[14:30] Woman
Use the kitchen in the back.
[14:32] Earth
I'll pay you rent for it.
[14:34] Woman
How kind of you!
[14:38] Earth
This is a tavern and quest
giver in the middle of town.
[14:41] Earth
The second floor is an inn.
[14:44] Earth
I've decided to stay here for a while,
making this my base while I do quests.
[14:50] Earth
First, I'll add some simple seasonings
[14:53] Earth
so I can get a feel for
what the meat tastes like.
[15:01] Earth
Yeah, it's good.
[15:03] Earth
Both fillets are thinly sliced,
but you can really taste the meat.
[15:07] Earth
There's no gamy taste, either.
[15:09] Earth
Okay, I'll make a simple dish that
really brings out the ingredients!
SIGN Thiefbird Kabob with Lido
Grilled thiefbird meat on a skewer with Lido vegetables.
Effects: Speed Boost (Medium) Score: 8
[15:14] Earth
I decided to see if I could use
thiefbird meat to make kabobs,*
[15:17] Earth**
just like I did with rabbithorn.
SIGN Rabbit Hamburg Steak
A Hamburg steak made with a mix of high rabbit and thiefbird meat.
Not at all similar to the Hamburg steak humans normally eat, but still not bad.
Score: 7
[15:21] Earth
And I tried one more dish:
[15:23] Earth
a mix of chopped up high rabbit meat with
the leftover thiefbird, kneaded into a patty!
[15:28] Earth
It's the first time I've tried this,
and it might be a little weird, but...
[15:34] Earth
Time to dig in!
[15:36] Earth
First, the kabobs!
[15:39] Earth
Yeah, I can taste more of
the flavor with every bite!
[15:45] Earth
This isn't bad, either.
[15:48] Fairies
I thought I smelled something good!
[15:51] Fairies
That looks good!
[15:53] Fairies
Human cooking really is different.
[15:56] Fairies
I'd love to try it!
[15:58] Earth
Um, if you're willing to pay...
[16:01] Fairies
We are!
[16:04] Fairies
These kabobs go so well with beer!
[16:07] Fairies
Those obnoxious high rabbits
ain't so tough now, huh?
[16:11] Fairies
I didn't know thiefbirds were so good!
[16:15] Fairies
Gimme another drink!
[16:17] Woman
Coming!
[16:19] Earth
I didn't think I'd be cooking even
after coming to the Fairy Kingdom.
[16:24] Earth
I guess it's okay, though.
[16:26] Earth
For the next several days, my play
cycle consisted of doing quests,
[16:32] Earth
cooking what I killed,
[16:35] Earth
and then eating and drinking with everyone!
[16:40] Earth
I was having a ton of fun
with all the fairies, but...
[16:45] Boy
Ma'am, you need to hide Earth, now!
[16:48] Boy
The fort leader's stupid
daughter is on her way here!
[16:52] Boy
Hurry!
[16:53] Woman
Earth, hide down there!
[17:00] Daughter
I've heard there's a human
here who cooks strange food.
[17:05] Daughter
Bring him to me immediately.
[17:08] Daughter
I need to give him a chance
to work as my chef.
[17:12] Earth
That's an incredibly arrogant
way of putting it...
[17:15] Woman
I'm sorry. He's already left.
[17:21] Daughter
I know he was here a few days ago, at least.
[17:26] Daughter
Has he truly left?
[17:29] Daughter
Nothing good will come of hiding him.
[17:31] Daughter
I know he wouldn't refuse
a chance to cook for me.
[17:36] Woman
I told him that it was dangerous to leave
without taking time to properly prepare,
[17:43] Woman
but he said he had urgent
business in the east.
[17:56] Daughter
The east, yes?
[17:58] Woman
Yes.
[17:59] Daughter
I see.
[18:01] Daughter
Hey!
[18:02] Daughter
Get me information on every
adventurer who headed east.
[18:05] Daughter
No chef can be allowed to leave this city
without cooking for me at least once!
[18:12] Daughter
When you find him,
capture him and bring him to me!
[18:16] Soldiers
Yes, ma'am!
[18:20] Daughter
You, too. Call me if you learn anything.
[18:23] Woman
Of course.
[18:29] Fairies
What's her problem?
[18:31] Fairies
She's always that stupid, right?
[18:34] Woman
It's safe now, I think.
[18:36] Woman
That stupid girl has her
eye on you now, huh?
[18:40] Woman
I'm sorry, Earth.
[18:42] Woman
This is my fault...
[18:44] Earth
You knew who I was?
[18:47] Woman
Yes.
[18:48] Woman
There's actually an order from the
queen that even if we recognize you,
[18:53] Woman
we're not to say anything.
[18:55] Earth
I didn't know.
[18:57] Woman
And you didn't seem to want
special treatment, either.
[19:02] Woman
That girl causes a lot of problems
with her personality as it is.
[19:07] Woman
But her father runs the fort,
so nobody can say anything.
[19:11] Woman
And he never punishes her for her
selfishness, either. He spoils her.
[19:16] Earth
Is that okay for him to
run the fort this way?
[19:19] Earth
Nothing good comes of being
cruel to your people.
[19:23] Earth
I can't cause any more problems for you.
[19:25] Earth
I'll leave.
[19:33] Woman
If it weren't for this, I would've
wanted you to stay here forever.
[19:37] Earth
No, I had a great time.
[19:40] Earth
And...
[19:43] Earth
Having people say they liked my cooking,
[19:45] Earth
drinking with me and having fun...
[19:48] Earth
My life was lots of fun!
[19:58] Earth
I waited for nightfall and then left.
[20:21] Soldiers
You're Earth, yes?
[20:24] Soldiers
We've heard what's going on.
[20:26] Soldiers
That stupid girl has caused
far too many problems.
[20:30] Soldiers
People are gathering evidence of
her behavior to take to the queen.
[20:35] Soldiers
Come back when things calm down.
[20:41] Soldiers
Through here. Hurry.
[20:43] Earth
Thank you.
[20:48] Zetan
This way.
[20:52] Zetan
You're late.
[20:55] Zetan
Hurry and get on my back.
[21:00] Zetan
Your cooking was delicious.
[21:05] Earth
You ate it?
[21:07] Zetan
Yes. And as a small way of saying thanks,
[21:10] Zetan
I'll take you to the south town.
[21:15] Earth
Okay, then hurry!
[21:17] Zetan
Leave it to me!
[21:19] Earth
Farewell, fort town of the south!
[21:22] Earth
Farewell, fairies of the south!
[21:37] Zephana
We have received a report
[21:39] Zephana
from the people of the south fort town
that the daughter of the fort's leader
[21:46] Zephana
exhibited inappropriate behavior
toward a human adventurer yesterday.
[21:50] Queen
That's terrible...
[21:52] Queen
We're trying to be friends with the humans.
Nothing can be allowed to stop that.
[21:57] Zephana
And that adventurer... was Earth.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
To Be Continued
E10 - Earth Gets a Partner
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Earth Gets a Partner
[01:34] Zetan
We've finally made it to town.
[01:36] Earth
Sorry to make you run the whole night.
[01:39] Zetan
I don't need an apology.
[01:41] Zetan
For me, that's nothing!
[01:42] Earth
I see.
[01:44] Earth
I'm really grateful, though.
[01:53] Earth
Is there a new fad where
everybody's playing instruments?
[01:56] Zetan
Towns inside the Fairy Kingdom
all love to promote the arts.
[02:01] Zetan
To the north is Shepia,
the town of literature.
[02:03] Zetan
To the east is the town
of painting, Sezanah.
[02:06] Zetan
To the west is the town
of sculpting, Ranjelo.
[02:09] Zetan
And where we're at, in the south,
is the town of music, Shubert.
[02:14] Earth
I bet I could hear all kinds of music
just by walking through the streets.
[02:20] Earth
But I want to get some sleep.
[02:21] Zetan
I've got an inn I always go to, then.
[02:26] Innkeeper
With this many introduction letters,
[02:28] Innkeeper
and having Wild-Haired Zetan bring you here,
[02:31] Innkeeper
you're more than welcome to stay.
[02:33] Earth
Wild-Haired...?
[02:35] Zetan
Innkeep, that nickname is
embarrassing. Stop it.
[02:40] Innkeeper
I've gotten you rooms next to each other.
[02:42] Innkeeper
Enjoy your stay.
[02:46] Earth
See you later, Wild-Haired Zetan.
[02:49] Zetan
Stop that!
[02:54] Earth
I was lucky that I got saved by a fairy
famous enough to have his own nickname.
[03:01] Earth
Now I can finally log out and sleep.
SIGN You've logged in.
[03:10] Earth
Now, time to do some adventuring!
[03:14] Earth
I-I can't move!
[03:17] Earth
Is this a bug?
[03:29] Earth
C-Can you get off me?
[03:32] Earth
If anybody sees this,
they're gonna get the wrong idea!
[03:35] Fairy Queen
Big Brother's not gonna like me anymore!
[03:36] Fairy Queen
So I'm never gonna let him go!
[03:40] Earth
She's regressed to being an infant?
[03:45] Innkeeper
Earth, since you're awake,
how about some breakfast?
[03:54] Innkeeper
I see I'm interrupting.
[03:55] Innkeeper
I'll come back later.
[03:59] Earth
No! Save me!
[04:01] Zetan
Save you from what?
[04:04] Zetan
Oh, I see you brought a girl
back to your room already.
[04:07] Earth
I did not bring her here!
[04:08] Earth
Help me get her off! Please!
[04:11] Fairy Queen
No! If I let go of Big Brother,
he's gonna leave the kingdom!
[04:16] Innkeeper
Y-Your Highness!
[04:21] Dragon Princess
Sister...
[04:26] Earth
You're kidding me. Now, of all times?
[04:28] Innkeeper
A d-d-dragonian?!
[04:32] Dragon Princess
What are you doing?
[04:35] Fairy Queen
I came to apologize for what
happened at the southern fort.
[04:40] Fairy Queen
I've punished the man who runs the fort,
[04:43] Fairy Queen
his daughter, as well as
all 80 of her personal soldiers.
[04:47] Earth
Punished how, specifically?
[04:49] Fairy Queen
I summoned them to a special area,
[04:51] Fairy Queen
did near-lethal damage to them
30 times and healed them 29 times,
[04:54] Fairy Queen
shattering their minds...
[04:57] Fairy Queen
Then, of course, I demoted the
girl to the lowest rank of soldier,
[05:00] Fairy Queen
as well as the rest of them.
[05:01] Innkeeper
The number of times she healed
them and the number of times
[05:03] Innkeeper
she did near-lethal damage
don't match, do they?
[05:06] Zetan
So the last time she did it,
she just left them, huh?
[05:08] Dragon Princess
There it is.
This is who my sister really is.
[05:13] Dragon Princess
She creeps me out.
[05:14] Earth
Well... the people in the
town were all really nice.
[05:18] Earth
I don't hate your kingdom or anything.
[05:21] Fairy Queen
Really? You're not gonna start
hating this country, Big Brother?!
[05:27] Dragon Princess
Stop trying to flirt with him,
you stupid big sister!
[05:31] Fairy Queen
Ow! What was that for,
you stupid little sister?
[05:35] Dragon Princess
If you're done talking, then you don't
need to be here anymore, right?
[05:39] Fairy Queen
Ow! What about you?
What are you doing here?
[05:42] Dragon Princess
I'm here to keep an eye on my stupid sister!
[05:45] Fairy Queen
Earth!
[05:47] Fairy Queen
I'm afraid I must be going.
[05:51] Fairy Queen
I apologize for causing a scene, Innkeep.
[05:54] Fairy Queen
Farewell.
[05:58] Zetan
I knew you were close to the queen,
[06:01] Zetan
but I didn't know you were
friends with a dragonian, too.
[06:04] Innkeeper
Were you aware that the fairies once
started a war with the other nations?
[06:11] Innkeeper
The dragonians were the ones we
fought the deadliest battles with.
[06:17] Zetan
If they knew a dragonian was in town,
the whole city would be in an uproar!
[06:21] Innkeeper
Seems we should all keep
our mouths shut, then.
[06:24] Innkeeper
I'll bring you a meal later.
[06:27] Innkeeper
Enjoy your stay.
[06:31] Earth
What an awful way to wake up...
[06:34] Zetan
Aw, you're lucky to have a pretty
girl like her in love with you.
[06:37] Zetan
I wish I had a girl like that.
[06:41] Earth
Come in.
[06:43] Karen
I apologize for the intrusion.
[06:45] Karen
I heard that Wild-Haired Zetan
could be found here...
[06:49] Zetan
Something I can do for you?
[06:51] Karen
My daughter's gone missing.
[06:54] Karen
I want you to find her for me!
[06:57] Earth
Calm down.
[06:58] Earth
Can you explain what happened?
[07:02] Karen
I'm sorry for being in such a panic.
[07:05] Karen
My name is Karen Fenrir.
[07:08] Zetan
Fenrir... That's a famous noble family.
[07:11] Karen
My daughter always goes for a
walk at the same time each day.
[07:16] Karen
But today, she didn't come back.
[07:19] Karen
I went to look for her,
but I can't find her anywhere.
[07:23] Zetan
You people can switch between human
and wolf forms whenever you want.
[07:27] Zetan
Even if a monster attacked her,
they couldn't hurt her.
[07:32] Karen
And that's why I'm worried that
something terrible may have happened.
[07:38] Karen
This is my daughter.
[07:40] Karen
I'll pay you, of course, so please...
[07:44] Zetan
All right. I accept.
[07:47] Karen
Thank you!
[07:49] Earth
Zetan, I'll help, too.
[07:52] Zetan
You're sure?
[07:53] Karen
Please do!
[07:55] Karen
I'll make sure you're properly
rewarded for your trouble, as well!
[08:01] Zetan
Sorry to make you help with
a job that should be mine.
[08:04] Earth
I just wanted to repay you for
carrying me all the way here, but...
[08:09] Earth
If I'm getting paid, too,
then that doesn't really work.
[08:12] Zetan
Well, aren't you nice?
[08:15] Zetan
If you want to thank me,
make me some more good food.
[08:18] Earth
Food's all you want?
[08:19] Zetan
Yeah.
[08:20] Zetan
Lookin' forward to it!
[08:23] Earth
This is farther than you'd go on a walk.
[08:26] Zetan
The gate guard said he saw her,
so this has to be the right direction.
[08:32] Earth
I sense monsters!
[08:35] Earth
Two from the right, one from the left!
[08:47] Zetan
Your ability to detect monsters
sure comes in handy.
[08:51] Zetan
It definitely did on the way from the fort.
[08:59] Earth
With that kind of power,
you could beat them easily anyway.
[09:05] Zetan
So? What are we looking at?
[09:07] Earth
I'm not seeing anything but
monsters for the moment.
[09:10] Earth
It will drain my resources faster,
[09:11] Earth
but I guess I'll try expanding the
search radius to its maximum.
[09:15] Earth
I see a group of monsters,
and something else!
[09:18] Zetan
Okay, get on!
[09:23] Earth
I saw two things that weren't monsters...
[09:28] Earth
Activate Long-Distance Vision!
[09:33] Earth
That's definitely Miss Mina Fenrir.
[09:36] Earth
She's pretty badly hurt, too.
[09:38] Zetan
What?
[09:39] Earth
We need to do something before night falls.
[09:41] Earth
Zetan, I want you to break past those goblins
[09:44] Earth
and splash Miss Mina with this rare potion.
[09:48] Earth
I'll back you up.
[09:49] Zetan
Got it!
[09:57] Mina
Who's there?
[10:08] Zetan
Excuse me, missy.
[10:14] Mina
My wounds healed...
[10:16] Zetan
Can you hang in there a little longer now?
[10:18] Mina
Y-Yes!
[10:20] Zetan
Okay, give 'em hell.
[10:22] Zetan
And don't worry!
I'll protect you if things get bad.
[10:27] Mina
Okay!
[10:32] Earth
That's the last of them.
[10:34] Zetan
You're good.
[10:36] Zetan
You know just how to help in a fight,
and it made my life easier.
[10:39] Mina
I don't know who you are,
but thank you for your support.
[10:43] Zetan
Oh, no. We're only here because your
mother hired us to help find you.
[10:48] Mina
My mother hired you?
[10:50] Zetan
Yeah. I'm Zetan. And the human here is...
[10:52] Earth
I'm Earth.
[10:54] Mina
Zetan... You mean Wild-Haired Zetan?!
[10:59] Zetan
Well, I guess some people call me that.
[11:02] Mina
I'm really lucky, aren't I?
To have the famous Zetan save me!
[11:06] Earth
Oh!
[11:10] Earth
I'm sorry to ask this, Miss Mina,
but why didn't you transform?
[11:15] Earth
Wouldn't have you been able to
fight back more easily as a wolf?
[11:19] Mina
Well, you see...
[11:20] Mina
I was going for my walk when
I smelled something slightly sweet...
[11:24] Mina
And suddenly everything went hazy.
[11:27] Mina
The next thing I knew,
I was surrounded by goblins,
[11:30] Mina
and for some reason I couldn't transform...
[11:32] Earth
I see.
[11:33] Earth
Can you drink this and
try transforming again?
[11:48] Mina
I was able to transform!
[11:49] Mina
Why couldn't I do it before?
[11:51] Earth
The anti-poison potion worked.
[11:54] Earth
So I was right. Somebody poisoned her.
[11:57] Earth
Okay, turn back to human form and
have Zetan carry you back to town.
[12:01] Zetan
What will you do?
[12:03] Earth
I'm a little tired.
[12:05] Earth
I'm going to rest here for
a bit before I head back.
[12:10] Zetan
Fine.
[12:11] Zetan
Don't be too late.
[12:16] Earth
How long are you going to keep hiding?
[12:20] Earth
I sensed two things here
that weren't monsters.
[12:23] Earth
And those goblins had some pretty
expensive-looking equipment, didn't they?
[12:28] Earth
The ones with the shields were tankers.
[12:30] Earth
The ones with the spears pinned
her down from a distance.
[12:33] Earth
And the ones with the swords
attacked up close, right?
[12:35] Earth
The only race that could've
made goblins fight as a team,
[12:38] Earth
and use poison to weaken a Fenrir...
[12:47] Earth
is a human!
[12:49] NPC Man
Wh-What the hell do you think you're doing?
[12:52] Earth
That's my line!
[12:54] Earth
Kidnapping and killing
is what the bad guys do!
[12:57] Earth
I don't know if you did this on
your own or if somebody hired you,
[13:02] Earth
but what's wrong with attacking a bad guy?
[13:05] NPC Man
Damn it...
[13:08] NPC Man
You...
[13:10] Earth
This feeling... he's human, but not a PC.
[13:15] Earth
If I let him go, it might ruin relations
between the humans and fairies,
[13:20] Earth
and even lead to a scenario
where there's a war!
[13:24] Earth
Knowing the One More *GMs,
I could totally see that!
[13:27] NPC Man
Damn you!
[13:28] NPC Man
I'll make sure you don't tell anyone!
[13:32] Earth
That's my afterimage!
[13:35] Earth
Triangle Shot!
[13:40] Earth
I changed course in mid-air,
so it didn't hit as hard as it usually does...
[13:42] Earth
But it still did plenty of damage, I see.
[13:44] NPC Man
I'm human, you idiot! And they're fairies!
[13:49] Earth
Sorry. I don't care about what
race or country somebody's from.
[13:54] Earth
All I care about is whether
we can take each other's hand
[13:57] Earth
and walk beside each other.
[14:06] Earth
If we can all admit our
good parts, and bad parts,
[14:09] Earth
and walk beside each other,
that's for the best...
[14:12] Earth
whether the other person
is a fairy or dragonian.
[14:15] Earth
And if I have to fight,
I'll show no mercy even to a human.
[14:26] Earth
You didn't leave?
[14:29] Zetan
I was curious if you caught your rat.
[14:31] Earth
Yup.
[14:32] Earth
I disinfected the place, too.
[14:34] Zetan
Good, then.
[14:35] Zetan
Get on.
[14:36] Earth
I'm fine. I'll walk.
[14:39] Zetan
I want to give you a ride.
[14:40] Zetan
Today, you're my partner.
[14:43] Zetan
Earth, the human adventurer!
[14:46] Earth
All right. I'll take you up on that, then.
[14:51] Karen
Mina! You're safe!
[14:53] Mina
Mother!
[14:54] Karen
Zetan, Earth, thank you so much.
[14:59] Karen
I'll pay you 100,000 gloh each.
[15:02] Earth
There's one more reward
I'd like to ask for, ma'am.
[15:07] Zetan
Hey, that's plenty of money.
[15:09] Earth
I'd like you to ensure
that Miss Mina and Zetan
[15:11] Earth
get a chance to spend some
quality time together.
[15:17] Earth
As you can see,
Miss Mina seems quite taken by him.
[15:23] Mina
I've heard so many tales of his bravery...
and always wanted to meet him.
[15:29] Mina
And when I actually did, he was so kind...
[15:32] Karen
Oh, my! Oh, my!
[15:35] Zetan
Earth, what do you think you're doing?
[15:37] Earth
Remember what you said this morning?
[15:39] Earth
You wanted a pretty girl
who was in love with you.
[15:42] Earth
Miss Mina's certainly pretty, right?
[15:44] Mina
I look forward to spending time with you!
[15:48] Earth
I'll let the three of you
work out the details!
[15:52] Earth
Have fun!
[15:57] Earth
Queen, can we talk?
[16:01] Fairy Queen
Of course!
[16:02] Fairy Queen
Wow, you never summon me!
[16:04] Earth
Wow, that was fast.
[16:05] Fairy Queen
What is it?
[16:06] Fairy Queen
A confession of love?
[16:10] Earth
You see...
[16:11] Fairy Queen
Yes?
[16:13] Fairy Queen
I can't believe it...
[16:15] Earth
Yeah, I figured you should know.
[16:19] Fairy Queen
I believe that humans and fairies
must not be allowed to fight.
[16:24] Earth
I agree.
[16:26] Earth
Make sure you keep an eye out for trouble.
[16:28] Fairy Queen
For now, you have my thanks for
stopping it before it started.
[16:31] Fairy Queen
I'll see what I can learn.
[16:34] Earth
Thanks.
[16:35] Earth
Anyway, it's time for me to sleep,
so I'll see you later...
[16:40] Fairy Queen
You're saying you want to
sleep next to me, right?
[16:42] Earth
I am not.
[16:43] Fairy Queen
Aw, you're so shy!
[16:45] Earth
Leave already!
[16:47] Fairy Queen
Okay, I will, but when can I see you next?
[16:50] Earth
Eventually!
[16:52] Fairy Queen
If you don't promise me, I won't leave.
[16:54] Fairy Queen
I want to give you my thanks
for what you did today, too!
[16:57] Earth
Your thanks? Are you saying
that as queen of the fairies?
[17:01] Fairy Queen
Of course!
[17:02] Fairy Queen
Thanks to you, we were able to
avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
[17:07] Earth
Then I promise we can meet again.
[17:10] Earth
But no trying to give me a reward.
[17:13] Fairy Queen
Fine.
[17:15] Earth
Do you understand, Queen?
[17:18] Earth
The way you're getting too involved with me
[17:20] Earth
is basically the same as what the
fort commander's daughter was doing.
[17:26] Innkeeper
We'll miss having you here.
[17:28] Earth
I need to get going, though.
[17:30] Earth
I'm running low on enhanced oil.
[17:33] Earth
And I want to do some
repairs on my bow, too.
[17:38] Earth
Oh, Zetan.
[17:39] Earth
How'd it go after that?
[17:45] Earth
I guess I know the answer to that!
[17:47] Zetan
She says she wants me to move in with her.
[17:52] Innkeeper
Oh, my!
[17:53] Zetan
To the Fenrir mansion near the castle.
[17:56] Zetan
Karen has preparations to make,
she said, so she already left.
[18:01] Zetan
We need to get going, too.
[18:03] Earth
That's great!
[18:05] Zetan
You're heading back to a human town, right?
[18:08] Zetan
I'm sad I won't get to give
you a ride on my back.
[18:12] Earth
Don't worry about it, partner.
[18:16] Earth
I had a lot of fun being your partner.
[18:19] Earth
Let's do it again sometime.
[18:24] Zetan
Bye!
[18:24] Mina
I promise we'll be happy together!
[18:28] Innkeeper
You've got a long journey
home, though, Earth.
[18:32] Earth
Oh, I've got something up my sleeve!
[18:35] Earth
Pikasha! Can you come here?
[18:39] Innkeeper
That bird won't even let the royal
family ride on them sometimes.
[18:42] Innkeeper
It won't just show up here.
[18:44] Earth
I know.
[18:46] Earth
I was just joking and hoping it would work.
[18:48] Earth
It would be great if it did...
[18:51] Innkeeper
Uh?
[18:53] Earth
It did work.
[18:54] Innkeeper
It sure did.
[19:02] Earth
Okay, let me down here!
[19:05] Earth
If I ride you into town,
it'll make a huge fuss!
[19:11] Earth
Don't get so disappointed, please...
[19:21] Earth
Here you go!
[19:22] Earth
Some cooking to thank you!
[19:24] Earth
Eat up!
[19:36] Earth
All filled up? There, there.
[19:41] Earth
You're sure?
SIGN Legendary Accessory
SIGN Pikasha Heartfeather
A shining feather given to those who have won the trust of a Pikasha.
The wearer will feel less tired when wearing it.
Wind Blessing: Stats are Increased. MP Usage reduced 15%.
Ranged weapon and magic dodge chance 10% up. Movement speed 10% up.
[19:46] Earth
That's an incredibly powerful effect.
[19:49] Earth
Thanks, Pikasha!
[19:56] Earth
See you around!
[20:02] Blacks
Hey, Earth.
[20:03] Blacks
It's been a while.
[20:04] Earth
I'm back.
[20:06] Earth
I was visiting the Fairy Kingdom,
[20:09] Earth
but I realized I need some new equipment.
[20:11] Blacks
You can use the place all you like.
[20:13] Blacks
By the way, do you have enough materials?
[20:15] Earth
I went to all the hunting spots,
but they were all drained dry.
[20:19] Earth
I'll work things out somehow.
SIGN Light Metal-Coated X-Type Compound Hunting Bow
Metal coating has been added to strengthen the bow, making it more durable and stronger at the price of becoming heavier.
Effect: Atk+55 Score: 6
[20:28] Earth
It's a little heavier now,
but I think it's still okay.
[20:31] Earth
Its old attack power was
46, so it's gone up by 9.
[20:35] Earth
This one's going to be a lot
harder to keep repaired, though.
[20:41] Earth
Time to try out my new bow.
[20:45] Earth
A breaking announcement?
[20:47] Earth
"A Challenge From the Departed"
has been fully cleared?
[20:54] Labyrinth Guardian
Thank you for freeing the souls of
those who were trapped and suffering.
[20:59] Labyrinth Guardian
I am the guardian of the labyrinth.
[21:05] Labyrinth Guardian
You have all purified the wicked spirit
energy that resided within the labyrinth,
[21:09] Labyrinth Guardian
and now I can finally return to heaven.
[21:12] Earth
I see, so this was the backstory.
[21:16] Labyrinth Guardian
I'd like to reword those who
contributed most to our freedom,
[21:21] Labyrinth Guardian
but unfortunately I only
have so many items to give.
[21:25] Earth
A PvP tournament that only those who
defeated a secret boss can participate in.
[21:32] Earth
All the items you get from
winning look really strong.
[21:36] Labyrinth Guardian
Will you participate?
[21:39] Earth
No!
[21:41] Earth
Those rewards look great, but I don't
want to fight in public anymore.
[21:51] Earth
I've never heard a cry like that before.
[21:55] Earth
I don't want to get involved
in any more trouble,
[21:58] Earth
but it'd bother me if I didn't look into it.
[22:05] Earth
A dragon?!
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
To Be Continued
E11 - Earth Finds a Baby Dragon
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN Earth Finds a Baby Dragon
[01:41] Earth
A dragon?
[01:46] Earth
They all disappeared...
[01:48] Earth
They were NPCs?
[01:55] Earth
It wouldn't be right to
just abandon it, would it?
[02:00] Earth
Whew!
[02:05] Earth
What?
[02:06] Earth
Um...
[02:08] Earth
Food, maybe?
[02:13] Earth
I guess this'll work.
[02:21] Earth
Well, I saved this dragon,
but now what do I do with her?
[02:28] Earth
I could go back to First, but...
[02:36] Earth
No way. I'd stand out too much.
[02:38] Earth
Maybe the Fairy Kingdom, then?
[02:41] Earth
But there's a chance that
bringing this dragon there
[02:45] Earth
will cause some kind of huge problem...
[02:52] Earth
I guess the first thing I need to
do is find some more food for her.
[02:56] Earth
I did come out here to test
my new bow, after all.
[03:10] Earth
Every living thing looks cute
when it's a baby, I guess.
[03:23] Earth
What?
[03:24] Earth
You want this, too?
[03:26] Earth
Okay, fine.
[03:28] Earth
Give me a sec.
[03:37] Earth
I can't believe it...
[03:44] Earth
She ate so much food!
[03:49] Earth
They say journeys are more fun with friends,
[03:51] Earth
and you should try to help
people you meet, but...
[03:53] Earth
I wonder if that goes for dragons, too.
[03:57] Earth
All right...
[03:59] Earth
Queen, can you drop by for a second?
[04:02] Fairy Queen
Hello!
[04:03] Fairy Queen
I'm here, just like you asked!
[04:04] Fairy Queen
It's me, your lover, Queenie!
SIGN Grr
[04:09] Earth
Sorry, Queen.
[04:11] Earth
We've got a problem.
[04:12] Fairy Queen
A problem?
[04:15] Fairy Queen
What's a baby red dragon doing here?
[04:18] Earth
So I was right. It's a big deal.
[04:21] Earth
So this is what happened...
[04:23] Fairy Queen
I understand what happened.
[04:25] Fairy Queen
But this is definitely a big problem.
[04:28] Earth
It's that big a deal?
[04:29] Fairy Queen
Wild dragons never leave the
borders of their kingdom,
[04:33] Fairy Queen
so that their terrible power
doesn't cause needless conflict.
[04:37] Earth
Wild dragons?
[04:39] Earth
Are they different than regular dragons?
[04:41] Fairy Queen
Yes.
[04:42] Fairy Queen
They're both extremely powerful, but...
[04:46] Fairy Queen
The dragons have learned
to control their power
[04:49] Fairy Queen
and are starting to learn to get
along with the other races.
[04:53] Fairy Queen
But wild dragons have given up
on controlling their power,
[04:57] Fairy Queen
and isolated themselves instead.
[04:59] Earth
Given up on controlling their power?
[05:02] Fairy Queen
And to make matters worse,
that's a red dragon.
[05:06] Earth
What do you mean?
[05:07] Fairy Queen
Red dragons are much
stronger than the others.
[05:11] Fairy Queen
They're a symbol of their nation.
[05:13] Fairy Queen
The royal family of the Wild Dragon Kingdom.
[05:16] Earth
And their child was kidnapped?
[05:18] Fairy Queen
Yes, this is a huge problem.
[05:21] Fairy Queen
If they find out, there's no telling
what they might do in their anger.
[05:26] Zephana
Trouble, Your Highness.
[05:28] Zephana
There are red dragons
heading here at top speed.
[05:32] Zephana
You need to return to the castle...
[05:39] Zephana
Y-You stupid queen! What are you doing?!
[05:43] Zephana
Why would you kidnap a red dragon baby?!
[05:47] Fairy Queen
Wh-What do you mean, stupid?
[05:48] Fairy Queen
Even I wouldn't do something like that!
[05:51] Zephana
So what's it doing here, then?
[05:53] Fairy Queen
It was Earth who...
[05:56] Earth
So what direction are the
dragons coming from?
[06:09] Fairy Queen
There they are.
[06:20] Earth
They're huge!
[06:21] Earth
If one of these went on a rampage,
it would be a disaster!
[06:24] Dragon Dad
Was it you who kidnapped our child?!
[06:29] Earth
I can hear his voice directly in my head...
[06:31] Fairy Queen
Wait!
[06:33] Fairy Queen
This man—
[06:33] Dragon Dad
Silence, Fairy Queen!
[06:36] Dragon Dad
We're talking to him right now.
[06:43] Dragon Dad
Child of man, answer us.
[06:45] Dragon Dad
Why did you kidnap our child?
[06:48] Earth
I don't know why your child was kidnapped.
[06:50] Earth
The ones who did it are probably dead.
[06:54] Earth
I simply found him and took care him.
[06:57] Dragon Dad
And you expect us to believe that?
[07:02] Earth
I understand that you doubt me.
[07:04] Earth
But I'm telling the truth!
[07:11] Dragon Dad
Very well.
[07:13] Dragon Dad
Then bring me our child.
[07:19] Dragon Dad
Do that and I will believe you,
out of respect for your courage.
[07:26] Fairy Queen
Earth...
[07:28] Earth
It's fine.
[07:29] Earth
It's just fine.
[07:53] Dragon Mom
Oh, my child!
[07:59] Dragon Dad
My apologies, child of man.
[08:02] Dragon Dad
We have just seen our child's memories.
[08:05] Dragon Dad
What you said is indeed true.
[08:10] Dragon Dad
You fed her, too, I see.
[08:13] Dragon Dad
You have my gratitude.
[08:14] Dragon Dad
I also want to apologize for
needlessly suspecting you.
[08:19] Dragon Dad
Ask for anything you want.
[08:21] Earth
All right, I will.
[08:23] Earth
Please don't hold the Fairy Kingdom
responsible for what happened today.
[08:28] Earth
And pretend that we have never met.
[08:33] Dragon Mom
I understand why you'd want
to protect the fairies.
[08:36] Dragon Mom
But why pretend we never met?
[08:39] Earth
I prefer peace and quiet.
I don't want to attract attention.
[08:43] Dragon Mom
It's not that you don't want to
be associated with us, correct?
[08:48] Dragon Mom
Very well, then.
[08:49] Dragon Dad
Yes. We shall grant your wish.
[08:56] Dragon Dad
We shall return to our lands, then.
[09:00] Dragon Dad
Farewell, child of man.
[09:21] Fairy Queen
It worked, huh?
[09:23] Earth
Yeah. We got lucky.
[09:25] Fairy Queen
Thank you for thinking about
the Fairy Kingdom, too.
[09:30] Fairy Queen
As Queen, you have my gratitude.
[09:32] Earth
As Queen, huh?
[09:35] Earth
She's growing up.
[09:37] Fairy Queen
What will you be doing now?
[09:40] Fairy Queen
If you don't have any plans, why not
come to the castle so I can thank you?
[09:46] Earth
I'd rather go to a town than the castle.
[09:48] Earth
I'd like to get some work.
[09:51] Fairy Queen
I see.
[09:53] Fairy Queen
I'll see you're given a ride, then.
[09:55] Fairy Queen
Pikasha!
[10:00] Earth
Thank you. And if you could—
[10:03] Fairy Queen
Of course.
[10:04] Fairy Queen
I will see to it that no one knows that
you were involved with this.
[10:08] Earth
Thanks.
[10:09] Earth
I don't want to attract any more
attention than I already have.
[10:14] Earth
All right, I'm counting on you!
[10:15] Fairy Queen
Yes, leave it to me!
SIGN Fairy Kingdom East Fort Town
[10:20] Earth
Huh?
SIGN Sunflower Tavern
[10:22] Earth
You're kidding me...
[10:25] Earth
There's barely any work.
[10:28] Innkeep
Oh, it's your first time here, huh?
[10:32] Earth
Um, is there just no demand
for adventurers here?
[10:36] Innkeep
No, that's not true.
[10:38] Innkeep
There were a lot of jobs at first.
[10:41] Innkeep
But human adventurers took them all.
[10:45] Innkeep
All the inns are like this now.
[10:48] Earth
I see.
[10:51] Earth
Oh, dear.
[10:53] Innkeep
If you want work that bad,
[10:55] Innkeep
why not work here while you stay the night?
[11:01] Innkeep
Table 7's food is ready.
[11:04] Earth
Okay!
[11:09] Earth
Let me read your order back to you.
[11:11] Earth
First...
[11:12] Man
Hey, I don't have my food yet!
[11:15] Earth
Sorry!
[11:21] Earth
Why am I doing the cooking, too?
[11:23] Innkeep
Here's the next order.
[11:25] Earth
Okay!
[11:25] Earth
It's just like being a
part-timer at a restaurant!
[11:30] Earth
It's finally over..
[11:32] Innkeep
Good work today!
[11:35] Innkeep
You were a huge help.
[11:39] Innkeep
Here's your pay!
[11:41] Earth
Thanks.
[11:44] Earth
I'll be going to bed.
[11:47] Innkeep
Thanks. Sweet dreams!
[11:53] Earth
I started the day by finding a dragon baby,
[11:56] Earth
and ended it as a part-timer
at a restaurant...
[11:59] Earth
One More's really got everything...
[12:07] Earth
But well, it's kind of fun.
[12:10] Earth
I could make some money and
open my own restaurant.
[12:14] Earth
That might be one way to play...
[12:15] Earth
You know, I think this game
has too many things to do.
[12:23] Old Man
So we all agree to continue
running One More, then.
[12:30] Old Man
Good, good. These results are spectacular.
[12:34] Male 1
That's all well and good, old man.
[12:36] Male 1
But how are things looking
with the two of them?
[12:39] Old Man
You'll be shocked.
[12:41] Old Man
Involvement with one of the players
has caused EA to learn to laugh,
[12:45] Old Man
and EB to learn to be angry.
[12:49] Female 1
I was surprised when I first saw it, as well.
[12:52] Female 1
EA had become almost completely emotionless,
[12:55] Female 1
and EB reacted by constantly
acting like a spoiled child...
[13:01] Female 1
I can't believe the two of them
have changed so much.
[13:04] Male 2
Unbelievable.
[13:05] Male 2
I'd been so focused on showing
that world to my daughter...
[13:09] Male 2
I didn't realize there was
someone like that out there.
[13:12] Female 1
He's an interesting man.
[13:14] Male 1
What, you know him?
[13:16] Female 1
Yes. I'm a player, too.
[13:20] Male 3
Yes, I'm very curious about this player.
[13:25] Male 3
But that's all the more reason to
continue operating the game.
[13:32] Old Man
Yes. We need One More to
train our AIs, as well!
SIGN "A Challenge from the Departed" PvP Tournament Winner!
The Challenge from the Departed PvP tournament
was recently held between 20 Liberators in the town of Nexia.
The winner was a five-man party led by Silver.
They defeated Glad's party, the pre-tournament favorite,
as well as Ayame's archer party.
Silver's party will be awarded 20 million gloh.
[13:43] Earth
So Silver's party won the "Challenge
from the Departed" PvP tournament, huh?
[13:50] Earth
I guess Glad gets to taste the
agony of defeat this time.
[13:56] Earth
The wind feels so good...
[13:59] Earth
It's been a while since this
game's been so relaxing for me.
[14:05] Earth
This is actually what I wanted
when I started this game.
[14:10] Earth
But I've been attracting attention instead.
[14:15] Earth
I kind of wonder what I'm doing.
[14:19] Earth
Well, it was fun, though.
Being able to run around and move like that...
[14:27] Earth
When I was little, I used to run
around and play all the time.
[14:31] Earth
But once I got older,
[14:33] Earth
I was so busy with work, I didn't get
a lot of chances to exercise.
[14:38] Earth
And the next thing I knew,
[14:40] Earth
I was so out of shape that
I was feeling depressed.
[14:44] Earth
So I decided that I could
at least come here...
[14:49] Earth
And it's so much fun to be able to do things
[14:51] Earth
that I could never do in the real world,
even when I was younger.
[14:58] Earth
So I let things get out of hand.
[15:01] Earth
'Cause in the real world, my body and my
heart don't work like they did when I was little.
[15:09] Earth
Wait, why am I crying?
[15:13] Earth
It's not a good idea for me to be alone.
[15:16] Earth
I think about stuff I shouldn't
and get depressed.
[15:21] Earth
I'm better off when there's
crazy stuff going on around me.
[15:27] Earth
Fortunately, I know lots of crazy people.
[15:33] Earth
Actually, maybe that means
I've been kind of harsh on them.
[15:38] Earth
I need to be nicer.
SIGN Eastern City Sezanah
[15:44] Earth
Or so I thought, but...
[15:46] Earth
This is way too sudden!
[15:49] Fairy Queen
What is?
[15:52] Earth
Nothing.
[15:54] Earth
Never mind.
[15:55] Earth
So, what's so urgent you needed to
summon me here the second I arrived in town?
[15:59] Fairy Queen
I thought you might want to see me!
[16:03] Earth
Shaddup!
[16:06] Earth
And who might you be?
[16:09] Earth
I was hoping Her Majesty
might introduce me, but...
[16:15] Green Dragon
I'm a green dragon. We are wild dragons that
have the power to control the wind.
[16:19] Earth
A wild dragon?
[16:21] Earth
I heard your race tries to avoid
contact with the other races.
[16:26] Green Dragon
We green dragons are an exception.
[16:29] Green Dragon
We're less powerful than the other wild
dragons, but far faster and more agile,
[16:34] Green Dragon
and we can take human form, too.
[16:36] Green Dragon
Thus, we sometimes serve as messengers.
[16:40] Earth
I see.
[16:41] Earth
I understand who you are.
[16:43] Earth
But...
[16:45] Earth
What would someone like that want with me?
[16:48] Green Dragon
You really have no idea why I'm here?
[16:51] Earth
I'm not sure...
[16:55] Earth
All I can think of is that
I returned the red dragon baby.
[16:59] Earth
But they agreed to pretend
that never happened.
[17:01] Green Dragon
Yes.
[17:02] Green Dragon
There's actually a problem
with the young lady.
[17:06] Earth
A problem?
[17:07] Green Dragon
Yes.
[17:08] Green Dragon
After returning to our kingdom...
[17:14] Green Dragon
she's nearly stopped eating entirely.
[17:17] Earth
Huh?
[17:19] Green Dragon
If she's going to grow up into a big,
strong dragon, she needs to eat.
[17:24] Green Dragon
But she...
[17:27] Green Dragon
She only eats about half what
a normal dragon her age eats!
[17:33] Green Dragon
And not only that...
[17:35] (Flashback) Dragon Baby
Teach me how to become human!
[17:39] Green Dragon
She came to us and asked that...
[17:42] Earth
And you've been told to find out why?
[17:46] Green Dragon
Yes. Do you have any idea?
[17:50] Earth
No, not really.
[17:52] Earth
When I found her, she ate a whole lot.
[17:56] Green Dragon
Really?
[17:57] Earth
Yes.
[18:01] Fairy Queen
Hey.
[18:03] Fairy Queen
Don't you suppose that
your cooking was just too good?
[18:14] Fairy Queen
What did you feed her?
[18:17] Earth
Soup and Hamburg steak... a lot of both...
[18:22] Green Dragon
Soup? Hamburg steak?
[18:24] Green Dragon
What are those things?
[18:26] Earth
They're, um... well...
[18:32] Earth
Did I screw up?
[18:36] Green Dragon
This is delicious!
[18:39] Green Dragon
I can see why the young lady isn't
interested in our food anymore!
[18:43] Fairy Queen
Right?
[18:44] Fairy Queen
His cooking is the best.
[18:47] Earth
Ahem.
[18:50] Green Dragon
Sorry, can I have seconds?
[18:51] Fairy Queen
Me, too!
[18:53] Earth
You may not have seconds!
[18:55] Earth
What did you even come here for?
[18:57] Earth
And Queen! Don't expect
me to cook for you, too!
[19:01] Green Dragon
I-I'm sorry.
[19:03] Green Dragon
I don't know what came over me.
[19:05] Green Dragon
Um...
[19:06] Green Dragon
Can you please make some more?
I want to take it back for her.
[19:11] Earth
Look, I can't just...
[19:13] Green Dragon
Please!
[19:14] Green Dragon
If I go back without any,
they'll be infuriated with me!
[19:19] Earth
But I don't have the ingredients!
[19:21] Green Dragon
Then I shall procure them!
[19:26] Earth
Does he have to go that far?
[19:32] Green Dragon
Thank you!
[19:36] Green Dragon
I'll be going, then.
[19:38] Green Dragon
Just you wait, young lady!
[19:42] Earth
Hey, didn't you say the wild dragons
didn't interact with the other races?
[19:47] Fairy Queen
Yes, that's how it usually works.
[19:50] Fairy Queen
But you may have just changed that.
[19:55] Earth
I feel tired all of a sudden.
[19:57] Earth
I'm going back to the inn.
[20:03] Fairy Queen
You should come to the castle this time.
[20:06] Fairy Queen
I'll prepare the best room
we have for you.
[20:09] Earth
And then you'll sneak
into the bed, won't you?
[20:12] Earth
I can tell exactly what you're up to!
[20:16] Fairy Queen
Wait!
[20:17] Earth
Farewell!
[20:18] Earth
Jump!
[20:19] Fairy Queen
Wait, Earth!
[20:23] Earth
I know I said I'd be nicer,
but there are limits!
[20:27] Earth
Still, those wild dragons...
[20:29] Earth
Did I just open relations with an
isolated race with my cooking?
[20:45] Dragon Baby
Another plate!
[20:47] Green Dragon
Understood.
[20:49] Dragon Dad
What's going on?
[20:50] Dragon Dad
What is this?
[20:52] Green Dragon
This is cooking, Sire!
[20:55] Dragon Dad
Cooking!
[20:57] Green Dragon
Indeed.
[20:58] Green Dragon
A technology that makes
food even more delicious.
[21:02] Green Dragon
She simply missed the taste of this.
[21:09] Dragon Dad
Astonishing...
[21:10] Dragon Dad
I had no idea that
child of man had such a skill.
SIGN Several Days Later
[21:22] Green Dragon
No luck, huh?
[21:26] Green Dragon
I've gotten to the point
where it looks right,
[21:28] Green Dragon
but it tastes... terrible.
[21:34] Green Dragon
I guess it's pointless to
try and imitate its appearance
[21:36] Green Dragon
without learning the basics of the art.
[21:42] Green Dragon
Should I ask the king for
permission to go learn from him?
[21:47] Green Dragon
No, it wouldn't be appropriate
for a proud wild dragon to...
[22:07] [SONG] Dragon Dad
To Be Continued
E12 - Earth Gets Angry
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SIGN A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN Earth Gets Angry
SIGN You have logged in.
[01:49] Earth
No way!
[01:50] Earth
Has she been hugging me like this
since the last time I logged out?
[01:55] Earth
One, two, three.
[01:59] FairyQueen
That's a mean way to wake me up.
[02:01] Earth
Fun time is over.
[02:03] Earth
We're leaving.
[02:04] FairyQueen
Hey, why not stay here a little...
[02:07] FairyQueen
This isn't what I like to do in bed!
[02:20] Earth
I just can't get used to being treated this way,
and I don't know if I like it...
[02:25] Earth
I want to start leveling up
my kick and whip skills.
[02:29] Earth
And I'd better get another thorn whip
to replace the one I just used.
[02:33] Earth
And...
[02:34] Emer
Excuse me.
[02:35] Earth
Yes?
[02:37] Emer
My name is Emer.
[02:39] Emer
You are Earth, correct?
[02:43] Earth
You've got the wrong guy.
[02:44] Emer
Black hair. Black eyes. And a bow.
[02:48] Emer
I am quite certain you are him.
[02:51] Earth
I told you. You've got the wrong guy.
[02:53] Earth
Somehow I can tell from the aura this guy's
giving off that he's another wild dragon.
[02:59] Earth
I don't want to get involved.
[03:01] Earth
There are plenty of people out there
with black hair and black eyes.
[03:06] Earth
And more and more people
are using bows lately.
[03:10] Earth
Anyway, I'll be going.
[03:14] Earth
The reason I've got so many
wild dragons showing up around me
[03:18] Earth
must be because of what
I did with the baby red dragon.
[03:22] Earth
Part of this is my responsibility.
[03:25] Earth
But whatever responsibility I had,
I've already fulfilled it!
[03:29] Earth
I don't want to spend any more time being
forced to cook for the wild dragons.
[03:34] Earth
I'm an adventurer.
I'm not logging in to play as a chef.
[03:44] Earth
All that's left is to
find an inn for tonight.
[03:52] Emer
So you are Earth, after all.
[03:56] FairyQueen
It's really mean to tie someone up with
a thorn whip and leave them there!
[04:02] Earth
You've got the wrong guy!
[04:05] Earth
Fly and Large Jump!
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
Fly
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
Large Jump
[04:08] Emer
You won't get away!
[04:10] FairyQueen
Wait!
[04:13] Earth
An inn!
[04:14] Earth
If I can get inside, I can log out!
[04:18] Earth
Wind Booster!
[04:19] [SONG] SIGN
Wind Booster
[04:20] FairyQueen
He's fast!
[04:22] FairyQueen
If he gets inside that inn, he'll escape!
[04:23] Emer
Understood!
[04:27] Earth
How much is a room?
[04:28] Innkeep
F-Fifty gloh...
[04:30] Earth
I'll take it!
[04:33] Earth
Large Jump!
[04:38] FairyQueen
Wait!
[04:39] Earth
Not a chance!
[04:44] Earth
I can't stay in the
Fairy Kingdom anymore, can I?
[04:53] Earth
I'm sorry for all the fuss yesterday.
[04:56] Innkeep
Wh-What did you do?
[05:00] Innkeep
The queen put out a warrant
for your arrest...
[05:04] FairyQueen
A warrant?
SIGN If you see this person inform the queen at once!
SIGN The Man Who Doesn't Want to Stand Out
What? Why isn't everybody talking about you guys, too?
But Stands Out More Than Anyone!
SIGN His Name is Earth
SIGN An EVIL MAN who played with the Queen's heart!
SIGN He tied me up!
[05:24] FairyQueen
What's going on?
[05:25] FairyQueen
Earth!
[05:27] Earth
I didn't think you'd go so
far as to put out a warrant.
[05:31] Earth
That's going too far. Even for you.
[05:36] Earth
Even I can get angry, you know!
[05:39] FairyQueen
Wait! I can explain!
[05:42] FairyQueen
The green dragon elder...
[05:43] Earth
I'm very disappointed, Queen.
[05:45] Earth
I thought you knew me a
little better than that.
[05:50] Earth
There's only one thing I want from you now.
[05:53] Earth
Take this damn ring off!
[05:56] Earth
You put it on. You can take it off.
[06:02] Earth
And you, wild dragon...
[06:05] Earth
I'm never cooking for any of you again.
[06:09] Earth
So get the hell out of here!
[06:11] Emer
And if I refuse?
[06:13] Earth
If you're going to try and force
me to, I'm prepared to fight.
[06:18] Emer
Have you lost your mind, child of man?
[06:20] Earth
Hell no.
[06:21] Earth
I can see exactly how arrogant
your power has made you.
[06:25] Earth
I saved your country's princess, and instead
of a reward, you keep making demands!
[06:32] Earth
If that isn't arrogance, what is?
[06:35] Emer
You dare call us arrogant?
[06:37] Emer
You need to learn your place, child of man.
[06:41] Emer
Let's take this outside.
[06:43] Emer
I'll rip you apart and force you to obey.
[06:46] Earth
And I'll blast a hole in
that smug face of yours!
[06:54] Earth
What I said then...
[06:56] (Flashback) Earth
I prefer quiet.
I don't want to attract attention.
[07:02] (Flashback) Dragon Dad
We shall grant your wish.
[07:05] Earth
They promised! But...
[07:09] Earth
From a dragon's perspective, a human should
be willing to do whatever they want.
[07:14] Earth
But they don't get to tell me what to do!
[07:18] Earth
I'm sick of them acting this way!
[07:21] Emer
It would be dishonorable for a wild dragon
to strike the first blow at full force.
[07:26] Emer
I'll let you attack first.
[07:28] Earth
All right, let's see what you've got!
[07:31] Earth
Arrow Twister!
[07:37] Emer
Is that all you've got?
[07:39] Emer
You have no chance, then!
[07:43] Earth
I guess I should've expected
a dragon to be tough.
[07:45] Earth
Most of my attacks won't even scratch it!
[07:49] Earth
But if I take even a single hit...
[07:52] Emer
Now... dance the dance of death!
[08:01] Emer
I'll make your death painful.
[08:03] Earth
Damn it. Should I use a suffocation herb?
[08:07] Earth
No... if the wind blows
it back at me, I'm dead.
[08:12] Earth
Then...
[08:15] Earth
If I can't pierce his scales,
I'll shatter them!
[08:19] Earth
Twin-Fanged Arrow!
[08:22] Earth
Even a Heavy Blunt Arrow can't do it?
[08:25] Emer
A dragon's scales are unbreakable!
[08:28] Earth
Oh, no!
[08:29] Earth
Shield Parry!
[08:33] Earth
That blunted the force of his attack.
[08:35] Earth
But that's the most I can
do to resist him now!
[08:42] Emer
So you managed to just barely survive that?
[08:53] Emer
Perhaps that shield sacrificed
itself to protect its master,
[08:57] Emer
in one last show of loyalty.
[08:59] Earth
I've been through so many battles
with that shield, and now it's gone.
[09:04] Earth
He killed one of my partners!
[09:09] Earth
So I need to stand up!
[09:11] Earth
I need to stand up and fight!
[09:13] Earth
I haven't lost yet!
[09:15] Earth
This isn't over!
[09:20] Emer
How can you still fight?
[09:24] Earth
It doesn't matter if everyone laughs at me.
[09:26] Earth
If I look like a loser.
[09:28] Earth
I never wanted to be cool
in the first place.
[09:31] Earth
In games and in reality,
once you give up, it's over.
[09:35] Earth
So...
[09:36] Earth
I'll keep fighting until the
very end, and never give up!
[09:39] Earth
That's what humans do!
[09:41] Emer
I'm done playing around.
[09:43] Emer
It's time for me to give
you the right to die!
[09:49] Earth
Wind Booster!
[09:53] Earth
This is what I've been waiting for!
[09:55] Earth
Hell Mine Oil!
[10:08] Earth
I managed to survive that...
[10:14] Earth
My ears are ringing!
[10:16] Earth
But now's my chance!
[10:19] Earth
My bow skill...
[10:20] Earth
The one the Queen gave me...
[10:24] (Flashback) FairyQueen
I'll give you two powers.
[10:26] (Flashback) FairyQueen
These two techniques are a recreation
of powerful skills created
[10:31] (Flashback) FairyQueen
in the time of the 21st fairy ruler.
[10:35] Earth
Seven Falling Stars!
[10:38] [SONG] SIGN
Seven Falling Stars
[10:44] Emer
This skill... It's the fairies'...
[10:50] Emer
Why do you...
[11:07] Emer
You're going to regret that.
[11:13] Earth
I should've known a dragon
could survive that...
[11:14] Emer
This is the end!
[11:16] Emer
Wind Breath!
[11:30] Emer
So there's nothing left of you?
[11:32] Emer
That's what you get for not
knowing your place, child of man.
[11:38] Earth
Sorry.
[11:40] Earth
I used Wind Booster to escape.
[11:42] Earth
And I'm using Sneak, too,
[11:44] Earth
so you can't see me.
[11:47] Earth
I've got just one chance.
[11:49] Earth
And I'll lose this bow that's
been with me for so long.
[11:56] Earth
The moment of fate has come.
[11:59] Earth
I offer up the life of my other self...
[12:02] Earth
discarding advantage...
[12:03] Earth
and my own life, as well...
[12:05] Earth
to force open the door to
tomorrow before it closes...
[12:08] Earth
To ensure a tomorrow for
those who come after...
[12:12] Earth
I put all of my will into this arrow...
[12:14] Earth
My life up to this point has had but
one purpose: to fire this last arrow!
[12:22] Emer
You're not dead?!
[12:25] Earth
And the other gift the queen gave me...
[12:29] (Flashback) FairyQueen
It combines your life, your magic,
and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[12:34] (Flashback) FairyQueen
and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[12:38] Earth
Even a dragon's not invincible.
[12:41] Earth
And this shot will make you realize that!
[12:43] Dragon
If you fire that arrow, you won't survive!
[12:47] Earth
That's the plan!
[12:51] Earth
Sacrifice Bow!
[12:57] Emer
Wind Barrier!
[13:02] Earth
I can't use any more arts...
[13:04] Earth
And I'm loaded down with status debuffs.
[13:09] Earth
This is the last shot, partner!
[13:11] Earth
Blast a hole in him!
[13:32] Earth
Thanks for everything...
[13:34] Earth
For sticking with a guy like me...
[13:42] Earth
He's still not defeated?
[13:44] Earth
I'm out of ways to fight.
[13:47] Earth
Which means...
[13:51] Emer
Don't do it...
[13:52] Earth
This is the end for you, wild dragon!
[14:01] Male 1
What the hell?
[14:03] Male 2
What's this dragon's level?
[14:05] Female 1
Stats-wise, he's the weakest one.
He's also old, and had little time left.
[14:11] Male 2
So there's still a chance of winning?
[14:16] Male 1
Should we nerf that oil?
[14:19] Female 2
No, I'd rather not.
[14:21] Female 2
If we nerf every clever idea they have,
they'll stop wanting to make new things.
[14:28] Male 2
That's a fair point.
[14:29] Male 1
I'm surprised he was willing
to sacrifice his bow, though.
[14:34] Male 1
And he sacrificed himself at the end, too.
[14:38] Male 2
That's the thing!
[14:39] Male 1
One More may be a VR game,
but it feels extremely real.
[14:45] Male 1
But the fear and the pain
didn't stop him at all.
[14:49] Male 2
I didn't think he'd be
able to beat a dragon...
[14:59] Earth
I didn't lose, but I guess I died, too...
[15:04] Earth
If I wait two minutes, I'll be teleported
to the last place I logged out.
[15:11] Earth
Guess I'll wait.
[15:19] Red Dragon
Get to work.
[15:22] White Dragon
Yes, sire.
[15:22] Earth
Did they come to save the green dragon?
[15:34] Earth
Wait, what are you doing?
SIGN You have been revived. Accept?
[15:46] Earth
Why would you revive me
before your dragon buddy?
[15:50] Red Dragon
You have my deepest apologies for this.
[15:54] Red Dragon
The wild dragon you defeated
was the green dragon elder.
[16:00] Red Dragon
I've learned he's become terribly arrogant
and had been mistreating others.
[16:06] Red Dragon
He threatened the Fairy Queen and told her
that if she didn't put out a warrant for you,
[16:12] Red Dragon
he'd attack the human and fairy towns.
[16:17] Earth
She was being threatened?
[16:19] Earth
She only did it to protect
the humans and fairies?
[16:24] Red Dragon
We came here to ensure
he received punishment.
[16:29] Red Dragon
But instead, we found that you,
a human, had defeated him.
[16:33] Red Dragon
I am extremely impressed!
[16:35] Earth
But that doesn't change the fact that
I killed one of your fellow dragons.
[16:40] Earth
Are you okay with that?
[16:42] Red Dragon
Of course.
[16:43] Red Dragon
If you hadn't defeated him, I would have
ripped him apart with my own jaws.
[16:47] Red Dragon
He wasn't going to survive, either way.
[16:51] Red Dragon
Oh, and here.
[16:54] Red Dragon
We haven't compensated you for
the cooking you did, I'm told.
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SIGN 800,000 Gloh
SIGN Bow of ???
[17:00] Red Dragon
The others are my way of apologizing.
[17:03] Earth
Dragonscale Light Armor?
[17:07] Earth
I don't have Light Armor skill.
[17:10] Red Dragon
Don't worry.
[17:12] Red Dragon
It's no heavier than a human robe.
[17:15] Earth
It's so much lighter than it looks!
[17:17] Earth
And it's easier to move in than leather.
[17:20] Red Dragon
The service you've given us merits it.
[17:23] Red Dragon
Any less of a reward would
be an insult to our pride.
[17:27] Red Dragon
And as for this bow...
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Effect: Atk+???
Special Effect: ???? ???? ????
[17:30] Earth
I can't see its stats.
[17:32] Red Dragon
It belonged to the one fairy
who faced me in combat.
[17:38] Red Dragon
It's a strange weapon that only recognizes
those who meet its conditions.
[17:42] Red Dragon
You may not be able to equip it now,
[17:44] Red Dragon
but perhaps someday
it will open its heart to you.
[17:47] Earth
A weapon with a mind of its own, huh?
[17:49] Red Dragon
We need to earn your trust, after all.
[17:53] Red Dragon
For the sake of my daughter, as well.
[18:04] Earth
My body feels so heavy...
[18:07] Earth
That's what I get for using Sacrifice Bow...
[18:10] Earth
I don't really want to do this, but...
[18:13] Earth
Pikasha, can you come here?
[18:22] Earth
I'm fine!
[18:24] Earth
I'm too tired to move, that's all.
[18:28] Earth
I'm glad to have Pikasha around,
but I feel like I'm abusing my privileges...
[18:33] Earth
I'm not supposed to like standing
out or attracting attention...
[18:38] Earth
But it's true that I had fun that day.
[18:45] Earth
Excuse me. I'd like a cape!
[18:50] Earth
Okay! Looking good!
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Effect: Def+4
Special Effects: Self-Repair Reduce All Attack Damage (Weak)
Hood prevents others from recognizing you
[19:04] Zephana
Her Highness fell into a state of shock
after she saw how angry you became.
[19:09] Zephana
She's like a living corpse.
[19:13] Lunea
Right now, her mind's like a balloon
that could burst at any moment.
[19:19] Lunea
Please, be careful what you say to her.
[19:23] Earth
Sure, I was pretty angry.
[19:27] Earth
But I didn't mean to do this to her.
[19:31] Earth
Queen!
[19:33] FairyQueen
Earth!
[19:36] FairyQueen
I'm so sorry...
[19:39] Earth
No, the red dragon told me what happened.
[19:43] Earth
You only put that warrant
out to protect your people.
[19:49] Earth
As queen, it was the
right decision to make, I think.
[19:54] Earth
And I didn't even think about
that when I snapped at you...
[19:57] Earth
I was acting like a child.
[19:59] FairyQueen
No, I realize just how
badly I've been behaving.
[20:05] FairyQueen
As my way of apologizing, I'll do
whatever I can to respect your wishes.
[20:10] Earth
Then...
[20:13] Earth
I'd like you... I'd like you to seal...
I'd like you to seal this ring's powers.
[20:20] FairyQueen
So you really do hate me...
[20:25] Earth
No, that's not it.
[20:26] Earth
I know I've taken advantage of all the
special treatment you've given me, but...
[20:31] Earth
I actually don't like being treated
that way, or standing out.
[20:38] FairyQueen
You're right...
[20:40] FairyQueen
You're telling me that, as queen,
[20:43] FairyQueen
I shouldn't be going to visit you or
giving you extra special treatment.
[20:48] FairyQueen
That's what you want to say, right?
[20:52] FairyQueen
I'd gotten too excited, hadn't I?
[20:55] FairyQueen
I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
[20:59] Earth
No, that wonderful parade you gave me,
[21:04] Earth
and those rides on Pikasha...
[21:06] Earth
That stuff made me really happy.
[21:08] Earth
You can only experience stuff
like that in One More.
[21:17] Earth
And the only reason I was able
to defeat the green dragon
[21:19] Earth
was because of the skills you gave me.
[21:27] FairyQueen
It's done.
[21:31] FairyQueen
Can we see each other again someday?
[21:33] Earth
Someday.
[21:46] Earth
Now, it's time to say goodbye
to the Fairy Kingdom.
[21:49] Earth
I guess I'll head back to First.
[21:52] Earth
I wonder what everybody's up to.
[21:54] Earth
Oh, I know. I've got to
go say goodbye to Zetan.
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