6 - Welcome to the Durian Show Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] woman     Here. [00:08] shira     Why did she have to glare at us like that? [00:10] shira     Just because we're going on a trip doesn't     mean we've done something wrong. [00:13] yuzu     I think that's just her job. [00:15] girl     Yeah, yeah! It was crazy! [00:18] girl     So? So? What happened? [00:24] kima     A plane! [00:28] kima     Is this the plane we're taking? [00:30] yuzu     I think so. [00:31] shira     Will it really fly? [00:33] kima     I always dreamed about being a plane! [00:37] yuzu     Being a plane? [00:38] kima     Yes, being a plane! SIGN    A Place Further Than the Universe SIGN    #ExtraLargeHelping #SexyPinUp #24Hours SIGN    Welcome to the Durian Show SIGN    4 Likes 3 Comments SIGN    Dear Mom SIGN    Dear Mom Dear Mom [02:29] shira     What? [02:30] yuzu     It means the plane has stabilized     and you can walk around. [02:34] hina     Yes! [02:35] shira     I'm so nervous... [02:39] kima     I didn't realize this was your     first time on a plane, Shirase! [02:43] shira     I watched my mother fly     out a number of times, [02:46] shira     but I've never been on one myself. [02:48] hina     I bet you've flown lots of     times, right, Yuzu-chan? [02:50] yuzu     For work, certainly... [02:54] shira     How do I use this? [02:55] kima     Same question! Same question! [02:57] kima     It says "Games"... [02:59] yuzu     Um, you press this... [03:03] hina     Is this soba? [03:05] kima     Can I trade my celery for your sweet egg? [03:07] shira     No. [03:10] yuzu     Green tea. [03:22] kima     Right! Go right! [03:24] shira     Hey, stay on your side! [03:30] kima     Why? Why am I the only     one who didn't get any? [03:33] yuzu     Because you were asleep. [03:36] hina     Um, turn off this "data roaming" thing... [03:47] hina     Wake her up. [03:48] yuzu     Kimari-san! [03:52] shira     I can't believe you slept through all that. [03:54] kima     We're here? [03:56] kima     Wow! So much English! [03:59] hina     Of course there is. [04:00] kima     Which way do we go? [04:02] yuzu     We're taking the subway,     so we'll follow the MRT signs. [04:05] hina     What do you mean, you forgot     to change your money? [04:08] yuzu     And to change all your money... [04:11] yuzu     we're leaving in two days, you know. [04:13] kima     You need to tell me this stuff in advance! [04:18] shira     It's hot... [04:19] kima     It's summer! [04:20] yuzu     Well, we're right by the equator, after all. [04:23] yuzu     Last time I came, I could     have just died right then. [04:26] kima     Where's the merlion? The merlion! [04:28] yuzu     It's not here, clearly. [04:30] shira     What a strange building... [04:34] yuzu     Shirase-san! [04:35] hina     Discount please! [04:37] hina     Please! [04:39] yuzu     We can shop later! [04:43] yuzu     Darn it. It took us forever     just to get to the hotel... [04:47] both     Did it? [04:49] yuzu     Because you bought all that stuff! [04:50] yuzu     We only have one day before we have     to get on a plane to Fremantle. [04:55] yuzu     We need to be efficient... [05:00] kima     A double bed! [05:01] kima     One, two! [05:03] kima     First comes rock! Rock-paper-scissors! [05:06] hina     Yes! [05:08] kima     What's going on? [05:09] shira     We're betting on who has to     sleep next to you, Kimari. [05:12] yuzu     Kimari-san, why don't you     just start out on the floor? [05:15] yuzu     You'll probably fall     sooner or later anyway... [05:17] kima     Why? [05:18] yuzu     Because that's what you did during training! [05:22] (Flashback) kima     So cold... [05:24] (Flashback) kima     So warm... [05:26] kima     I don't remember at all. [05:27] yuzu     That's why it's a problem! [05:30] hina     Hey, let's put our valuables     in here before we head out! [05:35] hina     Japanese yen, plane ticket, and... [05:39] hina     Huh? [05:40] shira     What's wrong? [05:41] hina     N-Nothing! [05:43] yuzu     We'll get ready in our rooms and     meet in the lobby in 30 minutes. [06:03] kima     I've seen that! It's a pool, right? [06:06] yuzu     Yes, it is! [06:08] yuzu     What's that? [06:20] kima     There it is! [06:27] kima     It's so... [06:29] hina     It's not as disappointing as I expected. [06:31] kima     Yeah! I'd heard it was more disappointing! [06:35] yuzu     Were you hoping for disappointment? [06:38] shira     Line up. [06:41] hina     We gotta pose! We gotta pose! [06:44] kima     Then... [06:49] yuzu     What, exactly, is this? [06:54] hina     Is this really oolong tea? [06:56] yuzu     That's what it says. [06:59] shira     Miso ramen? [07:01] yuzu     I told you, they won't have any. [07:03] shira     But it's ramen! [07:05] yuzu     Because of the miso. [07:09] kima     It's so... [07:11] yuzu     There must be some mistake... [07:23] hina     Stuffed to bursting. [07:27] hina     Shirase-san, your mouth's hanging open. [07:33] kima     Look what I bought! [07:35] kima     Durian ice cream! [07:36] hina     How do you even have room? [07:40] kima     It's dessert! [07:41] kima     Join me, Hinata-chan! [07:46] hina     You want me to eat that? [07:48] kima     Oh? Shirase-chan, then! [07:51] shira     What? [07:58] kima     Huh? [08:05] yuzu     I warned you... [08:07] hina     Hey, Yuzu? [08:08] yuzu     Yes? [08:09] hina     You took out your passport when     we went through customs, right? [08:13] yuzu     Well... yes. [08:15] hina     You still have yours, right? [08:17] yuzu     Of course. It's right here. [08:21] hina     Of course it is. [08:27] kima     Wow, cool! [08:30] hina     Where's the pool? [08:31] yuzu     It's over there, but you can't     go in unless you're a guest. [08:35] shira     What? Really? [08:38] yuzu     It's just an ordinary pool. [08:41] yuzu     Though it does have a nice view... [08:42] hina     No way! You've been in it? [08:44] yuzu     Once, for a shoot... [08:46] hina     Hey, w-was it a sexy bikini pin-up?! [08:50] yuzu     Are you making fun of me? [08:51] shira     Was it?! [08:52] yuzu     No! [09:00] shira     It's a bit like the crossroads     of the sea, isn't it? [09:03] kima     Is it? [09:05] kima     Then people leave here to     go all over the world, huh? [09:10] shira     Probably. [09:16] kima     It's kind of amazing, isn't it? [09:19] shira     What is? [09:20] kima     In two days, we're leaving here. [09:24] kima     But this view will remain the same, right? [09:27] shira     Of course it will. [09:28] kima     We'll go to Antarctica,     and come back to Japan, [09:32] kima     but boats will still come here every day, [09:35] kima     and the city will be full of people... [09:38] kima     Going to school, working their jobs,     hanging out with their friends... [09:44] kima     They'll all keep living their lives... [09:47] shira     It's the same in Japan. [09:50] yuzu     School's still being held. [09:53] yuzu     They're probably having     dinner right about now. [09:57] kima     In places we've never seen,     locations we've never been... [10:01] kima     So many people are living     so many kinds of lives. [10:05] kima     Every day, without stopping. [10:08] kima     That's amazing! [10:10] shira     Even though it's common sense. [10:12] yuzu     But I know what you're getting at. [10:18] yuzu     Hinata-san? [10:19] hina     What? [10:21] yuzu     You're hiding something, aren't you? [10:24] yuzu     You're hiding something, aren't you? [10:44] yuzu     You can't find it anywhere? [10:46] hina     Well... I'm sure it'll turn up. [10:50] hina     It's so important, after all. [10:52] shira     But then it would have come up     after all this searching, right? [10:55] hina     That's true... [10:57] yuzu     Without a passport, not only     can you not leave the country, [11:00] yuzu     you can't go back to Japan, either. [11:02] kima     Really? [11:04] kima     Then, if it doesn't turn up... [11:08] hina     Oh! Long ago, I did live in Japan! [11:13] hina     Oh, the good old days! [11:15] kima     ...is how it'll be. [11:16] hina     Why would I still work in a     convenience store over here? [11:19] yuzu     Our flight's in two days! [11:22] hina     Don't worry, don't worry! [11:23] hina     We'll work it out somehow. Somehow! [11:25] shira     How? [11:27] hina     Somehow! [11:28] hina     I mean, there're lots of options... [11:31] shira     What options? [11:32] hina     Options... like... [11:36] hina     Right back atcha! [11:39] hina     Huh? [11:41] yuzu     Anyway, let's look it up. [11:46] yuzu     If you lose your passport, [11:48] yuzu     you can get a new one printed at the embassy. [11:50] yuzu     The shortest time is... half a day. [11:53] kima     Then if we go tomorrow,     we'll make it in time! [11:55] yuzu     But the embassy takes     Sundays and holidays off. [11:58] kima     And tomorrow is... [12:00] shira     Sunday. [12:03] kima     What the heck? [12:05] kima     We convenience store clerks [12:06] kima     work 24 hours a day,     365 days a year, without rest! [12:10] kima     The government is stupid! [12:12] yuzu     We'll just have to wait for a     plane two or three days later. [12:16] yuzu     We'll arrive later, but we'll     make it before the boat leaves. [12:20] kima     Good idea! [12:21] yuzu     Tomorrow, let's stop by the airport counter. [12:23] shira     Are we going... to change our arrival date? [12:28] yuzu     It may be the only option. [12:30] shira     Will that be okay? [12:32] shira     I mean... the members of the expedition     are awfully strict about rules. [12:37] shira     They might say "maybe you shouldn't come." [12:39] kima     It'll be okay. [12:41] kima     Extenuating circumstances and all that... [12:42] yuzu     Yes! [12:44] shira     But... [12:45] kima     Why don't we email Kanae-san about it? [12:48] shira     You mean, to tell her we'll be late? [12:50] kima     It seems like the best thing... [12:54] hina     Hey... look, we depart in the     morning in two days, right? [12:58] hina     So we have a whole day to go. [13:00] hina     Let's talk again tomorrow. [13:01] hina     After all, it might still turn up. [13:04] kima     That's right! [13:06] kima     Please, turn up! [13:31] kima     Merlion... [13:32] yuzu     I will murder you. [13:38] hina     Either way, you three should     head for Australia in two days. [13:43] hina     I think I can work this out on my own. [13:46] hina     So if I make it in time, I'll come after you. [13:48] shira     And if you don't make it in time? [13:50] hina     I just go back to Japan, right? [13:53] hina     I can pay my own fare. [13:57] hina     I'll tell Kimari and the others myself. [14:02] shira     I'm sorry. [14:03] shira     It's because I didn't want     to change flights, right? [14:08] shira     I'm well aware... [14:10] shira     that when things don't go the way     I plan, I tend to get very annoyed. [14:14] hina     Hey, you don't have to apologize, Shirase. [14:17] hina     I'm the one who lost my passport. [14:19] hina     I'm the one who should apologize. [14:21] hina     Sorry. [14:23] shira     That's not what this is! [14:24] hina     Sure it is. [14:32] hina     I don't want to be a drag on you guys. [14:36] hina     What if you're right, and you don't get     to go to Antarctica because of this? [14:40] hina     You'd never recover. [14:41] shira     But... [14:43] hina     I never said I wasn't going. [14:45] hina     You three go first. I'll catch up. [14:48] hina     Okay? [14:50] hina     Now it's settled! [14:56] shira     Let's all go together! [14:57] shira     I just have to email Kanae-san     and explain the situation... [15:01] hina     I would like to take a shower! [15:06] hina     Do you mind? [15:27] hina     I'm sorry. [15:29] hina     Shirase, I know you were     trying to be considerate. [15:33] hina     I just really hate that kind of thing. [15:37] hina     I know that's how relationships work, but... [15:41] hina     when people try to be considerate of me... [15:44] hina     it's disconcerting, I guess... [15:46] hina     Like I can't tell how they     really feel anymore... [15:50] hina     That's why I couldn't handle high school, [15:53] hina     and wanted to be alone as much as possible. [15:58] hina     At the end of the day,     when I'm with someone else, [16:01] hina     things usually end up like this. [16:04] hina     So, no need to worry. [16:06] hina     The problem's all on me... [16:10] shira     That's not true. [16:11] shira     I have problems, too. [16:13] shira     Ever since I came to high school, I've had     this "keep away" aura running full blast. [16:16] shira     I've never been good around people— [16:18] hina     This is what I'm talking about. [16:20] hina     I told you, I don't like people     being considerate of me. [16:24] shira     I'm not. [16:25] hina     Sure, you are. [16:27] hina     Shirase, you want to go to Antarctica     more than anyone, right? [16:31] shira     Yeah... [16:32] hina     You've wanted to go forever, right? [16:36] shira     So what? [16:38] hina     It's okay to make that your priority! [16:41] hina     That's what would make me feel best. [16:47] hina     Okay? [16:50] shira     Good night. [17:01] hina     My alarm clock! [17:15] kima     She's here! [17:17] kima     Hinata-chan, over here! [17:22] hina     Why did you leave without me? [17:25] kima     I thought you were sleeping in     because you were under the weather! [17:29] kima     Yuzuki-chan's asking if we can     change our tickets right now! [17:37] hina     Oh, you don't have to worry about that now. [17:40] hina     We decided that you three     would go without me. [17:43] kima     We did? [17:44] shira     That never happened. [17:46] hina     Yes, it did! Later on. [17:48] shira     Don't make things up. [17:50] shira     Why are you so stubborn? [17:52] hina     You're the one being stubborn! [17:57] yuzu     We can't do it. [17:59] yuzu     There's not another opening for     these tickets for another month. [18:03] kima     Really? [18:05] yuzu     It's because we bought the cheapest tickets. [18:07] hina     See? It can't be done. [18:10] hina     So you three should go tomorrow. [18:12] hina     I'll get my passport reprinted myself, and— [18:16] kima     Shirase-chan? [18:18] shira     Change! Late two days! Air! [18:21] woman     No. [18:27] yuzu     Shirase-san! [18:28] kima     The mwillion yen... [18:30] shira     Please change! Four person! [18:32] hina     Wait! Why are you being so stubborn? [18:35] shira     Shut up! [18:36] shira     What's wrong with being stubborn? [18:37] shira     That's how I've always lived my life! [18:39] shira     I'm stubborn, people make fun of me,     and I've had awful experiences. [18:42] shira     But I remain stubborn... [18:44] shira     because I'm right! [18:46] shira     If you don't want me to be     considerate, I'll say it outright. [18:48] shira     I don't want to be the kind of idiot     who doesn't worry about something [18:50] shira     just because you say "don't worry about it!" [18:52] shira     I don't want the kind of shallow     relationship where I go without you [18:54] shira     because you say "just go without me!" [18:56] shira     I don't want to be the kind of     coward who gives up without trying, [18:58] shira     even though we said we'd all go together! [19:01] shira     We're going, the four of us!     All four of us! That's my priority! [19:08] hina     What the heck... [19:18] hina     What the heck? [19:22] yuzu     What happened? [19:24] kima     Dunno... [19:27] kima     But it seems like a good thing. [19:32] kima     Is this... business class? [19:34] hina     You didn't have to go that far! [19:37] shira     There weren't any other openings.     I didn't have a choice. [19:40] shira     Now I don't want you losing     them, so hand them over. [19:43] hima     That's one million yen! [19:47] hima     Why are you acting so smug? [19:49] shira     I'm not acting smug. [19:52] shira     Well... maybe I am. [19:57] hina     What the heck? [19:59] shira     You hate it when people act     considerate of you, right? [20:01] shira     So let's pretend I'm not. [20:03] hina     Oh, come on... [20:04] shira     Anyway, we're all going together now. [20:07] shira     So tomorrow, we'll go to the embassy and... [20:16] shira     Huh? [20:25] shira     No way... [20:31] (Flashback) hina     My shoelace came untied. [20:33] (Flashback) hina     Hold this a minute. [20:35] (Flashback) shira     It's dangerous to just carry it around. [20:39] kima     Hainanese chicken rice!     Hainanese chicken rice! [20:41] kima     Shirase-chan, I brought Hainanese     chicken rice and kaya toast! [20:48] shira     R-Really? [20:49] hian     Something wrong? [20:51] shi     N-Nothing! [20:52] shi     Oh! Oh! Looks delicious! [20:56] yuzu     Shirase-san. [20:58] yuzu     You're hiding something, aren't you? [21:02] yuzu     You're hiding something, aren't you? [21:08] yuzu     Now, let's get eating! [21:11] yuzu     Shirase-chan and Hinata-chan's durian show! [21:15] hina     For serious? [21:16] shira     W-We really have to do it? [21:19] yuzu     Be glad that's all we're making you do. [21:22] kima     Yeah! Don't you realize how worried we were? [21:25] shira     But we were able to cancel the tickets... [21:29] hina     And we still get to fly out the same day. [21:32] hina     It's neatly divided into four, but... [21:37] shira     Why don't we play     rock-paper-scissors to decide... [21:45] both     Let's eat! [21:50] hina     Who the hell called this the king of fruits?! [21:53] shira     But I might like it once I get used to it... [21:55] kima     Are you serious?!