9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment

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[00:00] SIGN
    LIVE
[00:01] KARIN
    Hello, Karin here. It's been a while.
[00:04] KARIN
    Today, as a special episode
    from the afterlife,
[00:06] KARIN
    instead of my usual cooking videos,
[00:09] KARIN
    I'll be talking about the ninja
    garments that we ninjas wear.
[00:13] KARIN
    I have some special guests
    with me today, as well.
[00:17] SAKURA
    Yay! I'm Sakura!
[00:19] MAO
    M-Meow! I'm Mao.
[00:22] SAKURA
    Starting today, the three of us will
    stream on this channel together!
[00:25] SAKURA
    What? But this is my channel...
[00:27] SAKURA
    Also, why? We literally just met.
[00:30] SAKURA
    Because...
[00:31] SAKURA
    We've got the "cool type,"
[00:32] SAKURA
    The "small type,"
[00:34] SAKURA
    and the "dorky cutie type."
[00:35] SAKURA
    Don't we make a great
    balance of personalities?
[00:37] KARIN
    Dorks wouldn't call themselves dorks.
[00:40] SAKURA
    Let's start with my ninja wear!
[00:42] KARIN
    Are you listening to me?
[00:42] SAKURA
    My themes are pink, ribbons,
    and my cute self!
[00:44] KARIN
    Hasn't anyone ever told you to
    listen when others are speaking?
[00:45] SAKURA
    The big ribbons on my head
    and hips are the highlights!
[00:46] KARIN
    Hey... Okay, she's not stopping!
[00:48] SAKURA
    Oh! And...
[00:49] SAKURA
    I also put some thought into my cleavage
[00:51] SAKURA
    so I can easily take things
    in and out from there!
[00:54] SAKURA
    Next is Mao's turn!
[00:56] MAO
    Mrow!
[00:57] MAO
    Since I can grow bigger, I wear a
    stretchy and sturdy material, meow!
[01:01] SAKURA
    When you drop the scroll in your mouth,
    you transform into a beast, right?
[01:05] MAO
    Yes!
[01:06] SAKURA
    And finally, Karin!
[01:07] KARIN
    I don't have special abilities like you two,
    but I do have confidence in my body.
[01:12] KARIN
    My outfit combines a material
    that accentuates my body line
[01:15] KARIN
    as well as a style that shows
    off my skin, as you all know.
[01:19] SAKURA
    Karin-Channel was so close to
    reaching 100,000 followers, too.
[01:23] SAKURA
    Such a shame!
[01:24] KARIN
    I wanted a commemorative plaque for it.
[01:26] SAKURA
    That's ridiculous.
[01:27] KARIN
    I'll kill you.
[01:28] SAKURA
    But I'm already dead.
[01:29] AYAKA
    Okay! Me next!
[01:31] AYAKA
    My hair accessory!
[01:33] AYAKA
    Leader once told me that it looked
    cute, like cat ears, from the front.
[01:38] AYAKA
    I'll get my revenge!
[01:40] SAKURA
    Who are you? How dare
    you butt into our video?
[01:43] KARIN
    You're Ayaka the runaway ninja!
[01:45] MAO
    What's a runaway like you doing here, meow?!
[01:47] AYAKA
    Time to start the revenge stream!
[01:51] KONOHA
    What a boring program.
[01:53] SIGN
    Dislike
[01:53] SATOKO
    Ta-da!
[01:54] SATOKO
    Look, Konoha-san!
[01:56] SATOKO
    My new ninja attire!
[01:58] KONOHA
    Oh, it's red this time?
[02:00] SATOKO
    Not to worry! Just watch.
[02:02] SATOKO
    The outfits from my village change colors
    depending on the wearer's aesthetic.
[02:07] KONOHA
    How does that work?
[02:08] SATOKO
    The science back at the
    village is that amazing!
[02:24] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[03:42] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
    Leaf 9
[03:44] KONOHA
    What a weird dream...
[03:48] SATOKO
    Looks like the ghosts have left.
[03:51] SATOKO
    I'm a little sad... Not.
[03:54] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[03:56] KONOHA
    We can finally live a decent lifestyle now.
[03:58] SATOKO
    Things were very hectic
    after the fire, after all.
[04:01] KONOHA
    Our days can be a lot more peaceful now.
[04:04] SATOKO
    All my money burned up in the fire, though.
[04:07] KONOHA
    You'll just have to work hard again.
[04:12] KONOHA
    We have work today, Satoko-chan.
[04:14] SATOKO
    It's been a while!
[04:15] SATOKO
    Since the last clothes you got me burned up,
[04:18] SATOKO
    I'll save up quickly so I can buy more!
[04:20] KONOHA
    You don't need to worry about that.
[04:21] SATOKO
    Oh!
[04:22] KONOHA
    Not so loud.
[04:23] SATOKO
    My ninja clothes were destroyed, too!
    What should I do?
[04:27] KONOHA
    What about the stuff you have on now?
[04:29] SATOKO
    Since Marin-san bought these for me,
    it was hard for me to say it, but...
[04:33] SATOKO
    Truthfully...
[04:34] KONOHA
    It's not really your style?
[04:36] SATOKO
    Exactly!
[04:37] SATOKO
    Do you agree, Konoha-san?
[04:39] SATOKO
    I can't tell Marin-san.
[04:41] SATOKO
    And you seemed to like your outfit...
[04:43] KONOHA
    I do.
[04:45] SATOKO
    Really?!
[04:46] SATOKO
    What do you like about that?
[04:48] SATOKO
    It makes it look like your
    skeleton shows through!
[04:50] KONOHA
    You sound like some old grandma.
[04:53] KONOHA
    Well, if I ever got my victim's blood
    on this, it'd just compliment the look.
[04:57] KONOHA
    Speaking of ninja outfits, you were wearing
    a new outfit in my dream last night.
[05:02] SATOKO
    Oh, that sounds nice!
[05:04] SATOKO
    What was I wearing?
[05:05] KONOHA
    It was like you evolved.
[05:06] SATOKO
    Evolved?!
[05:08] SATOKO
    Then let's go out and get me new ninja clothes!
[05:11] KONOHA
    You may have forgotten,
    but you're still being pursued.
[05:15] KONOHA
    You should buy something
    that's not ninja gear.
[05:18] SATOKO
    But the ninja outfits make me feel
    more at ease. They're just... me.
[05:24] KONOHA
    We can check out some stores,
[05:25] KONOHA
    but where would we even buy ninja clothes?
[05:28] KONOHA
    Oh, I know.
[05:29] SIGN
    Everyone's Friend
[05:29] SIGN
    Genghis Khan
[05:34] KONOHA
    How is it, Satoko-chan?
[05:36] SATOKO
    Do they only have this one size?
[05:39] SATOKO
    I don't really like the colors, either.
[05:42] KONOHA
    The material looks kinda cheap, too.
[05:47] KONOHA
    Well, where should we go next?
[05:47] SIGN
    Chocolates
[05:47] SIGN
    Snacks
[05:52] SIGN
    Sweet potato so good!?
[05:54] YOSHIDA
    Thank you very much.
[05:57] YOSHIDA
    Koga-san and Satoko-chan! How have you been?
[06:00] YOSHIDA
    It's been lonely with you being
    absent so often, Koga-san.
[06:04] SATOKO
    Our house burned down, but we're doing good!
[06:07] YOSHIDA
    What?
[06:12] YOSHIDA
    Come back to school, Koga-san.
[06:15] YOSHIDA
    If you keep this up,
    your future will be in jeopardy.
[06:19] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[06:20] YOSHIDA
    I'll be waiting for you.
[06:23] KONOHA
    I saw some ninja clothes online.
    Want to buy those just to see?
[06:35] SATOKO
    I don't want something that
    screams "ninja" like that.
[06:38] KONOHA
    But you are a ninja, are you not?
[06:40] KONOHA
    Oh, does your ninja village
    have an online store?
[06:43] SATOKO
    I don't really know about that.
[06:50] KONOHA
    A costume shop.
[06:50] SIGN
    Fair and Liberal
    Sexy Costume CosCos Shop
[06:50] SIGN
    Buy and Sell
[06:50] SIGN
    Goods/DVD
[06:52] KONOHA
    Maybe this place will have something?
[07:01] KONOHA
    C'mon, hurry.
[07:07] STAFF
    Come back when you're adults.
[07:14] SATOKO
    I thought that store was weird with
    all the outfits that expose so much!
[07:18] KONOHA
    For today's job, you'll have to settle
    for what you're currently wearing.
[07:26] SATOKO
    Job complete!
[07:30] KONOHA
    No, it's not.
[07:31] KONOHA
    What's the matter?
    You're moving slower than usual.
[07:34] KONOHA
    You've only done up to the calves.
[07:40] KONOHA
    I didn't notice since you usually
    finish in the blink of an eye...
[07:44] KONOHA
    but it's a lot more disgusting
    when done slower.
[07:46] SATOKO
    I can't give it my all when
    I'm not in my ninja attire...
[07:50] KONOHA
    Ninja attire, huh?
[07:52] KONOHA
    What about asking your ninja leader?
[07:55] SATOKO
    Oh, yeah!
[07:56] SATOKO
    She said she quit being a ninja, so
    maybe she doesn't wear hers anymore!
[07:59] KONOHA
    Since it's the same ninja gear,
    you should feel comfortable in it.
[08:02] SATOKO
    You're right. Let's go ask!
[08:05] KURO
    Yeah, I still have my ninja outfit.
[08:08] SATOKO
    Really?
[08:11] KURO
    Also, you two show up out
    of the blue too often.
[08:14] KONOHA
    Sorry about that.
[08:15] KURO
    It's fine.
[08:16] KURO
    My ninja outfit, huh?
[08:18] KURO
    It's true that I quit being a ninja.
[08:21] KURO
    But can I give it to them, Yuri?
[08:23] YURIKO
    Huh?!
[08:24] SATOKO
    Why are you asking Yuriko-san?
[08:26] KURO
    Er...
[08:27] YURIKO
    Y-Y-Y-Yeah! Why are you asking me?
[08:30] YURIKO
    Oh, but... Can I have you
    wear it one last time?
[08:34] SATOKO
    Why—
[08:35] YURIKO
    Please?
[08:38] KURO
    Ta-da!
[08:39] KURO
    Well? Does this bring back
    memories for you, Satoko?
[08:42] SATOKO
    Huh?
[08:43] YURIKO
    Wearing white even though your
    name means "black" is so cool!
[08:47] KURO
    What is it, Satoko? What's wrong?
[08:48] YURIKO
    I can't get enough!
[08:50] SATOKO
    Oh... Huh?
[08:50] YURIKO
    Look over here!
[08:51] KONOHA
    What?
[08:52] YURIKO
    So cool.
[08:53] SATOKO
    I thought Leader's outfit looked like...
[08:54] KURO
    Nin nin nin.
[08:56] KURO
    Nin!
[08:56] SATOKO
    Something all black like this?
[08:59] KURO
    Huh?! Not at all!
[09:01] SATOKO
    What? No way.
[09:02] SATOKO
    But everyone who ran away
    with us wore the same thing.
[09:05] KURO
    Nope, wrong!
[09:06] YURIKO
    Yes, that's a good pose...
[09:06] KURO
    We all wore different outfits!
[09:09] KURO
    Ayaka, who's dead now,
    had a different outfit, too!
[09:09] AYAKA
    Hiya!
[09:11] SATOKO
    What? That can't be...
[09:14] KONOHA
    Hey, Satoko-chan.
[09:15] KONOHA
    Did the people from the ninja village
    all look the same to you?
[09:21] SATOKO
    What? How did you know?
[09:23] KURO
    That's how you saw us?!
[09:25] KURO
    Creepy...
[09:26] KURO
    How little did you care
    about your surroundings?
[09:30] KURO
    Well, I guess it's a good thing that
    you can tell people apart now...
[09:36] KURO
    Even though you got swept up in it,
    leaving the village was right for you.
[09:40] KURO
    Here.
[09:41] KURO
    My ninja attire, which I
    consider my ninja soul.
[09:45] KURO
    I entrust you with it.
[09:46] SATOKO
    Thank you so much, Leader!
[09:48] KURO
    Take good care of it.
[09:50] KONOHA
    She'd entrust it to Satoko-chan...
[09:54] SATOKO
    Um, Konoha-san?
[09:55] SATOKO
    There's somewhere I'd like to go.
[10:01] SATOKO
    Konoha-san, I found it!
[10:05] SATOKO
    Here.
[10:14] KONOHA
    Huh? What...
[10:17] KONOHA
    This outfit...
[10:19] SATOKO
    I'm glad they were still selling those.
[10:22] KONOHA
    You didn't have to go out of
    your way to buy these again.
[10:30] KONOHA
    I'm hungry.
[10:32] SATOKO
    Tonight we're having katsu curry!
[10:34] KONOHA
    Sounds good. Let's hurry home.
[10:41] WASHER
    Beep. Beep.
[10:43] WASHER
    Wash cycle complete.
[10:45] WASHER
    Too much detergent was used.
[10:47] WASHER
    Please wash with less detergent next time.
[10:49] KONOHA
    You're already washing the ninja outfit?
[10:52] SATOKO
    Yes!
[10:53] KONOHA
    Well, I guess we don't know
    what it was being used for.
[10:56] SATOKO
    What do you mean?
[10:57] KONOHA
    Nothing.
[10:58] KONOHA
    Oh, yeah. In my dream, your ninja
    clothes changed colors on their own.
[11:02] KONOHA
    I think white works for you,
    so you could keep it that way.
[11:05] SATOKO
    How could they change colors on their own?
[11:08] KONOHA
    It was a dream.
[11:09] SATOKO
    But I'm really glad it was white.
[11:12] SATOKO
    Because I can dye it by washing it
    together with my purple clothes!
[11:16] KONOHA
    Didn't she tell you to
    take good care of that?
[11:20] KURO; YURIKO
    Ninkoro.
[11:24] MEIDEN
    Ninkoro.
[11:32] KONOHA
    You seem to really like
    your new ninja outfit.
[11:35] SATOKO
    I feel so at ease with it!
[11:36] KONOHA
    Uh-huh.
[11:37] SATOKO
    I think it looks better than my last one!
[11:39] SATOKO
    How do I look? Is it cute?
[11:41] SIGN
    Weapon Shop
[11:41] SIGN
    How to kill nicely
    in an instant
[11:43] KONOHA
    Uh, er... Yeah. Super cute.
[11:45] SATOKO
    Really?
[11:47] KONOHA
    I think so.
[11:48] KONOHA
    It's like a normal-ranked character
    in a mobile game became a rare rank.
[11:53] SATOKO
    Did you see me as a normal
    rank this whole time?!
[11:57] KONOHA
    But if raised with love, you can
    be used until the mid game.
[12:01] SATOKO
    Now you're talking like you're
    rating me on a strategy site!
[12:04] SATOKO
    As a proud ninja, wearing the
    proper ninja attire is a must!
[12:08] KONOHA
    Listen to the runaway ninja.
[12:10] KONOHA
    Also, you're not wearing zori sandals?
[12:12] SATOKO
    That's right!
[12:13] SATOKO
    Once I got to try on sneakers,
    it was too much fun!
[12:16] SATOKO
    I can't go back to zori now!
[12:18] KONOHA
    Where'd that ninja pride of yours go?
[12:24] KONOHA
    So... you're going to continue
    on the ninja path, then?
[12:28] SATOKO
    What? Well, I suppose so.
[12:30] SATOKO
    Why do you ask?
[12:32] KONOHA
    Your leader gave you her clothes
    because she quit being a ninja.
[12:35] KONOHA
    She's also decided not to use her ninjutsu.
[12:38] KONOHA
    Just got me thinking how interesting it is
    that you're going to keep living as a ninja.
[12:42] SATOKO
    Th-That's true.
[12:44] SATOKO
    I didn't like the training in the village,
[12:46] SATOKO
    and I only became a runaway because
    I cluelessly got involved.
[12:50] SATOKO
    Also, if I stopped using my ninjutsu,
    it would make things harder for you!
[12:54] KONOHA
    Well, true. There'd be no point
    in us staying together anymore.
[12:57] SATOKO
    Wha...
[12:58] SATOKO
    Um, wait...
[12:59] KONOHA
    But if you want to live on as a ninja,
[13:01] KONOHA
    you should hone your leaf transformation
    skills through training.
[13:04] SATOKO
    Training?
[13:05] KONOHA
    Remember?
[13:07] KONOHA
    There's a chance you could turn
    leaves back into their original shape.
[13:11] SATOKO
    Oh! I completely forgot! I'll try that!
[13:15] KONOHA
    I'll get mad if you practice
    on our furniture again.
[13:19] SATOKO
    Which is why I'm here!
[13:21] MARIN
    Wh-Why my place?
[13:22] MARIN
    Don't you remember what
    you did to me last time?
[13:26] SATOKO
    Because your house is filled
    with heaps of trash-like stuff!
[13:28] MARIN
    That's so rude!
[13:30] MARIN
    They're my great inventions!
[13:34] SIGN
    Ninja
[13:34] MARIN
    Hey, wait!
[13:35] SIGN
    Ghost
[13:36] SIGN
    Devil
[13:36] MARIN
    Could those leaves be...
[13:37] SATOKO
    These are the only leaves
    I have on hand right now.
[13:40] SATOKO
    I thought they'd work for my leaf
    transformation reversal training.
[13:43] MARIN
    Burn them all! Right now!
[13:49] MARIN
    I suppose I have stuff like computers
    that are hard to throw out.
[13:53] MARIN
    I'll bring them out front and
    have you help me with those.
[13:57] SATOKO
    First I'll turn them into leaves.
[13:59] MARIN
    Whoa. As amazing as ever.
[14:02] SATOKO
    Next, I'll practice turning them back.
[14:06] MARIN
    How well have you grasped the
    depths of your own ninjutsu?
[14:12] SATOKO
    Right now, only that I can
    turn objects into leaves.
[14:16] SATOKO
    Turning them back is only a notion, currently.
[14:19] MARIN
    I see.
[14:20] MARIN
    You can't turn living things into leaves?
[14:23] SATOKO
    I don't think so.
[14:24] MARIN
    Have you tried it?
[14:26] SATOKO
    I haven't.
[14:27] MARIN
    And how big can the objects
    you turn to leaves be?
[14:31] MARIN
    For example, you can turn human-sized
    things into leaves in an instant.
[14:34] MARIN
    But what about large buildings?
[14:37] MARIN
    Ever tested that out?
[14:39] SATOKO
    Hmm...
[14:40] MARIN
    Hey, now!
[14:41] MARIN
    Don't test that out on my house!
[14:44] SATOKO
    Looks like larger things don't work.
[14:46] MARIN
    Thank God! I thought I was gonna lose my house!
[14:49] MARIN
    That scared me.
[14:50] SATOKO
    Now to see if I can transform living things...
[14:53] SATOKO
    Oh. A cat.
[14:55] MARIN
    Don't you dare!
[14:56] MARIN
    Stop messing around!
[14:57] MARIN
    If you do that, I won't forgive you!
[14:58] SATOKO
    Huh? If I do what?
[15:00] SATOKO
    I was only pointing out that there's a cat!
[15:03] SATOKO
    I wouldn't test it out on a kitty-cat!
[15:03] MARIN
    I'm scared because you
    look like you'd do it!
[15:06] KONOHA
    What are you two doing?
[15:07] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[15:09] SATOKO
    Why aren't you in school?
[15:11] KONOHA
    I left early because I
    was worried about you.
[15:14] KONOHA
    But I'm glad. Looks like you
    haven't done anything crazy yet.
[15:18] MARIN
    She tried to turn my house into leaves.
[15:21] SATOKO
    I couldn't, so all's well that ends well!
[15:23] MARIN
    That's not the point!
[15:25] KONOHA
    Scary...
[15:28] KONOHA
    I see. So that's why you wanted
    to test out different things.
[15:31] MARIN
    If you knew the extent
    of the kunoichi's abilities,
[15:34] MARIN
    it would be easier for you guys to fight.
[15:36] KONOHA
    You're right.
[15:38] KONOHA
    Which is why you tried to see if you
    could transform a living thing next.
[15:42] KONOHA
    What could we test that on?
[15:43] MARIN
    We should start with something small.
[15:46] KONOHA
    Like bugs and plants?
[15:47] MARIN
    Yeah. Maybe plants first?
[15:51] SATOKO
    Two assassins are carefully thinking over
    what living things to turn into leaves...
[15:56] SATOKO
    Then...
[16:00] SATOKO
    Hmm, looks like I still can't.
[16:02] KONOHA
    Maybe it's because they're plants
    that they can't turn into leaves?
[16:06] MARIN
    That could be true.
[16:07] KONOHA
    Shall we test it on bugs next?
[16:09] MARIN
    Bugs...
[16:11] KONOHA
    If only there was a small one nearby...
[16:27] SATOKO
    Looks like I can't.
[16:28] MARIN
    Well, we've only tested out two species.
[16:31] MARIN
    We can try other forms of testing, too.
[16:38] KONOHA
    Oh, Satoko-chan. There's a dead cicada here.
[16:41] SATOKO
    A cicada?
[16:42] MARIN
    Wait, that position it's in...
[16:44] SATOKO
    But Konoha-san, if it's a dead bug,
    that's no different from a corpse.
[16:49] SATOKO
    Why should I turn it into leaves?
[16:50] KONOHA
    Don't worry about it. Just try.
[16:53] SATOKO
    Well, okay, I'll do it.
[16:57] SATOKO
    Whoa! It's alive!
[16:59] KONOHA
    Tsk. So close.
[17:00] SATOKO
    Huh? Did you know it was alive?
[17:04] KONOHA
    I wanted to test if you could turn something
    into leaves if you thought it was dead.
[17:08] SATOKO
    Huh?
[17:09] SATOKO
    Well, then, I'm going over to the woods
    to see what else I can turn into leaves!
[17:16] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan!
[17:19] SATOKO
    Konoha-san! Marin-san!
[17:21] MEIDEN
    There you are, assassin woman!
[17:23] MEIDEN
    I am Meiden from the ninja village!
[17:25] MEIDEN
    Your life ends here!
[17:29] MEIDEN
    This ironclad armor, reinforced by my
    ninjutsu, is impervious to any attack—
[17:35] MEIDEN
    What?!
[17:36] MEIDEN
    My ironclad armor!
[17:38] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[17:40] KONOHA
    Good work, Satoko-chan!
[17:45] KONOHA
    I'm amazed, Satoko-chan.
[17:46] KONOHA
    You immediately turned her armor
    into leaves to expose her body.
[17:50] KONOHA
    You've gotten more resourceful.
[17:52] SATOKO
    You think so?
[17:54] SATOKO
    But it seems I was only able to
    transform her armor into leaves.
[18:00] KONOHA
    Wait, did she intend to...
[18:01] MARIN
    ...turn the enemy into leaves, too?!
[18:06] SATOKO
    Marin-san, we'll come visit again soon!
[18:08] MARIN
    Don't think the things at my house can
    be turned into leaves all the time!
[18:12] SATOKO
    Okay!
[18:27] SIGN
    Goes down smooth
[18:27] SIGN
    Ramen
[18:41] KONOHA
    I didn't know there was a size limit
    to what you can turn into leaves.
[18:44] SATOKO
    I wonder how big an object has
    to be to turn into leaves.
[18:48] KONOHA
    Might be good to research.
[18:50] SIGN
    Izutsumi Marin
[18:50] SIGN
    Incoming Call
[18:51] SATOKO
    What's the matter, Marin-san?
[18:53] SATOKO
    Huh? Right now?
[18:54] SATOKO
    Yes, okay. That's fine.
[18:57] KONOHA
    What does she want? Ow.
[18:59] SATOKO
    She says she's in front of our
    house and wants us to get her.
[19:01] KONOHA
    What? Lame.
[19:03] MARIN
    Hey, you two.
[19:05] SATOKO
    Marin-san?!
[19:06] MARIN
    Help me up to your house.
[19:09] SATOKO
    What's happened?
    Why do you look like that?
[19:11] MARIN
    Now, listen! This is all your fault!
[19:13] MARIN
    It's because of your ninjutsu!
[19:15] SATOKO
    Huh?! Why?!
[19:16] MARIN
    You used your ninjutsu on
    my house yesterday, right?!
[19:19] MARIN
    After some time, my house
    suddenly turned into leaves!
[19:22] MARIN
    So I fell and ended up severely injured!
[19:25] KONOHA
    Huh... So larger things take time
    to transform. Take note of that.
[19:30] SATOKO
    I see.
[19:32] MARIN
    Don't give me "I see"!
[19:34] MARIN
    You're going to take care
    of me until I'm all better!
[21:03] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[21:06] SAKURA
    Oh! I can connect to the Wi-Fi here!
[21:09] KARIN
    Huh? No way! My desire for approval
    is quickly approaching its limits!
[21:13] KARIN
    I want to do a stream...
[21:14] SAKURA
    That sounds great! Let's do a livestream!
[21:17] SAKURA
    Hold on.
[21:28] SAKURA
    All right.
[21:29] SAKURA
    I've gathered all the necessities.
[21:31] SAKURA
    Let's start the livestream!
[21:33] MAO
    I'm rolling the camera meow!
[21:34] KARIN
    Hello, everyone. It's been a while.
[21:34] SIGN
    LIVE
[21:36] KARIN
    Today, I'd like to play an older game.
[21:38] SAKURA
    Huh? Who wants to see
    a boring stream like that?
[21:41] SIGN
    Real Ninja
    #firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
    #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook 
    #homemademeal #followforfollow
    I made curry.
[21:41] SAKURA
    We were all killed!
[21:42] SIGN
    3 comments 52 likes
    OSI: Looks Yummy
    Kakatan: I don't really like veggies
[21:43] SAKURA
    By that runaway ninja, Satoko,
    and the assassin, Konoha!
[21:43] SIGN
    OSI: I want to eat this. For many reasons.
     @teiFUJYou: I saw this in a dollar store.
    KAMI7: My work sucks.
[21:44] SIGN
    OSI: Oops, I'm late.
    Watch out, mister will come to tease you!
    Hmph! jk jk. Sorry!
    Akatsuki: Tell me your address.
[21:45] SIGN
    OSI: You're cute.
     Akatsuki: You're explaining too much!
[21:47] SAKURA
    So there's only one thing we can do!
[21:47] SIGN
    #middleschoolgirl #somethingIlike
    #portrait #Iwanttoconnectwithphotographers
[21:50] AYAKA; MIDORI
    Revenge!
[21:51] KARIN
    But that's not what my channel is about...
[21:54] ASUKA
    It's just a stupid channel
    that shows off your breasts.
[21:57] SAKURA
    Let's do it!
[21:58] KARIN
    Cut it out!
[21:59] MIDORI
    We're going to upload videos that
    show the bad sides of those two!
[22:04] MIDORI
    You first, Fumiko-senpai!
[22:05] MIDORI
    Go on, tell us your grudges and grievances!
[22:07] FUMIKO
    Uh...
[22:08] FUMIKO
    I never thought Satoko would
    team up with an assassin,
[22:11] FUMIKO
    so I let my guard down and got killed.
[22:13] MIDORI; ASUKA
    That's all you have to say?!
[22:14] FUMIKO
    Well, I mean, yeah.
[22:16] FUMIKO
    I was out to kill, too.
[22:18] FUMIKO
    Which is why I think it's wrong
    to hold a grudge against them...
[22:21] ASUKA
    How generous of you...
    But that's what I like about you.
[22:25] MIDORI
    Well, I'm not satisfied!
[22:27] MIDORI
    On top of being killed,
    they took my dream house!
[22:30] MIDORI
    And when I came to haunt
    them, they chased me out!
[22:33] SAKURA
    That's so sad!
[22:34] KARIN
    They also attack me on social media.
[22:36] AYAKA
    I only went to visit Leader,
[22:39] AYAKA
    and those two just happened to
    be there, and they killed me!
[22:42] SAKURA
    Of course you'd be mad.
[22:43] FUMIKO
    But don't you think it's great that we can
    all reunite like this because of that?
[22:48] ALL
    How can you be so naïve?!
[22:50] ALL
    We'll definitely get our revenge!
[22:52] FUMIKO
    Er...
[22:52] HATSUKO
    Big sis...
[22:53] HATSUKO
    I want to play this game.
[22:55] FUMIKO
    Oh! Let's do it!
[22:56] FUMIKO
    Let's live peacefully
    together here, Hatsuko.
[23:01] MAO
    I wonder if this stream is even working...
[23:07] SATOKO
    Oh, sorry.
[23:09] MARIN
    Hey! You're doing that on purpose!
[23:10] SIGN
    Notification
[23:10] SIGN
    Livestream has begun
[23:13] KONOHA
    What's wrong?
[23:14] SATOKO
    Looks like some livestream just started...
[23:17] SATOKO
    Huh? Who was this again?
[23:20] MARIN
    Isn't this the channel of that cooking
    ninja we took down that one time?
[23:25] SIGN
    LIVE
[23:25] KONOHA
    What is this?
[23:26] SATOKO
    Scary...
[23:29] SIGN
    Next
[23:29] SIGN
    Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
    Doesn't your new ninja gear expose too much?
[23:32] SATOKO
    I think it's cute.
[23:34] KONOHA
    Aren't you embarrassed?
[23:35] SATOKO
    A little, but that somehow
    makes me feel better.
[23:38] KONOHA
    You're a pervert.
[23:38] SATOKO
    Huh?