# 9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GNVHKN9EW/a-ninja-and-an-assassin-under-one-roof)
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**[00:00] SIGN**
LIVE
**[00:01] KARIN**
Hello, Karin here. It's been a while.
**[00:04] KARIN**
Today, as a special episode
from the afterlife,
**[00:06] KARIN**
instead of my usual cooking videos,
**[00:09] KARIN**
I'll be talking about the ninja
garments that we ninjas wear.
**[00:13] KARIN**
I have some special guests
with me today, as well.
**[00:17] SAKURA**
Yay! I'm Sakura!
**[00:19] MAO**
M-Meow! I'm Mao.
**[00:22] SAKURA**
Starting today, the three of us will
stream on this channel together!
**[00:25] SAKURA**
What? But this is my channel...
**[00:27] SAKURA**
Also, why? We literally just met.
**[00:30] SAKURA**
Because...
**[00:31] SAKURA**
We've got the "cool type,"
**[00:32] SAKURA**
The "small type,"
**[00:34] SAKURA**
and the "dorky cutie type."
**[00:35] SAKURA**
Don't we make a great
balance of personalities?
**[00:37] KARIN**
Dorks wouldn't call themselves dorks.
**[00:40] SAKURA**
Let's start with my ninja wear!
**[00:42] KARIN**
Are you listening to me?
**[00:42] SAKURA**
My themes are pink, ribbons,
and my cute self!
**[00:44] KARIN**
Hasn't anyone ever told you to
listen when others are speaking?
**[00:45] SAKURA**
The big ribbons on my head
and hips are the highlights!
**[00:46] KARIN**
Hey... Okay, she's not stopping!
**[00:48] SAKURA**
Oh! And...
**[00:49] SAKURA**
I also put some thought into my cleavage
**[00:51] SAKURA**
so I can easily take things
in and out from there!
**[00:54] SAKURA**
Next is Mao's turn!
**[00:56] MAO**
Mrow!
**[00:57] MAO**
Since I can grow bigger, I wear a
stretchy and sturdy material, meow!
**[01:01] SAKURA**
When you drop the scroll in your mouth,
you transform into a beast, right?
**[01:05] MAO**
Yes!
**[01:06] SAKURA**
And finally, Karin!
**[01:07] KARIN**
I don't have special abilities like you two,
but I do have confidence in my body.
**[01:12] KARIN**
My outfit combines a material
that accentuates my body line
**[01:15] KARIN**
as well as a style that shows
off my skin, as you all know.
**[01:19] SAKURA**
Karin-Channel was so close to
reaching 100,000 followers, too.
**[01:23] SAKURA**
Such a shame!
**[01:24] KARIN**
I wanted a commemorative plaque for it.
**[01:26] SAKURA**
That's ridiculous.
**[01:27] KARIN**
I'll kill you.
**[01:28] SAKURA**
But I'm already dead.
**[01:29] AYAKA**
Okay! Me next!
**[01:31] AYAKA**
My hair accessory!
**[01:33] AYAKA**
Leader once told me that it looked
cute, like cat ears, from the front.
**[01:38] AYAKA**
I'll get my revenge!
**[01:40] SAKURA**
Who are you? How dare
you butt into our video?
**[01:43] KARIN**
You're Ayaka the runaway ninja!
**[01:45] MAO**
What's a runaway like you doing here, meow?!
**[01:47] AYAKA**
Time to start the revenge stream!
**[01:51] KONOHA**
What a boring program.
**[01:53] SIGN**
Dislike
**[01:53] SATOKO**
Ta-da!
**[01:54] SATOKO**
Look, Konoha-san!
**[01:56] SATOKO**
My new ninja attire!
**[01:58] KONOHA**
Oh, it's red this time?
**[02:00] SATOKO**
Not to worry! Just watch.
**[02:02] SATOKO**
The outfits from my village change colors
depending on the wearer's aesthetic.
**[02:07] KONOHA**
How does that work?
**[02:08] SATOKO**
The science back at the
village is that amazing!
**[02:24] SIGN**
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
**[03:42] SIGN**
A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
Leaf 9
**[03:44] KONOHA**
What a weird dream...
**[03:48] SATOKO**
Looks like the ghosts have left.
**[03:51] SATOKO**
I'm a little sad... Not.
**[03:54] KONOHA**
Yeah.
**[03:56] KONOHA**
We can finally live a decent lifestyle now.
**[03:58] SATOKO**
Things were very hectic
after the fire, after all.
**[04:01] KONOHA**
Our days can be a lot more peaceful now.
**[04:04] SATOKO**
All my money burned up in the fire, though.
**[04:07] KONOHA**
You'll just have to work hard again.
**[04:12] KONOHA**
We have work today, Satoko-chan.
**[04:14] SATOKO**
It's been a while!
**[04:15] SATOKO**
Since the last clothes you got me burned up,
**[04:18] SATOKO**
I'll save up quickly so I can buy more!
**[04:20] KONOHA**
You don't need to worry about that.
**[04:21] SATOKO**
Oh!
**[04:22] KONOHA**
Not so loud.
**[04:23] SATOKO**
My ninja clothes were destroyed, too!
What should I do?
**[04:27] KONOHA**
What about the stuff you have on now?
**[04:29] SATOKO**
Since Marin-san bought these for me,
it was hard for me to say it, but...
**[04:33] SATOKO**
Truthfully...
**[04:34] KONOHA**
It's not really your style?
**[04:36] SATOKO**
Exactly!
**[04:37] SATOKO**
Do you agree, Konoha-san?
**[04:39] SATOKO**
I can't tell Marin-san.
**[04:41] SATOKO**
And you seemed to like your outfit...
**[04:43] KONOHA**
I do.
**[04:45] SATOKO**
Really?!
**[04:46] SATOKO**
What do you like about that?
**[04:48] SATOKO**
It makes it look like your
skeleton shows through!
**[04:50] KONOHA**
You sound like some old grandma.
**[04:53] KONOHA**
Well, if I ever got my victim's blood
on this, it'd just compliment the look.
**[04:57] KONOHA**
Speaking of ninja outfits, you were wearing
a new outfit in my dream last night.
**[05:02] SATOKO**
Oh, that sounds nice!
**[05:04] SATOKO**
What was I wearing?
**[05:05] KONOHA**
It was like you evolved.
**[05:06] SATOKO**
Evolved?!
**[05:08] SATOKO**
Then let's go out and get me new ninja clothes!
**[05:11] KONOHA**
You may have forgotten,
but you're still being pursued.
**[05:15] KONOHA**
You should buy something
that's not ninja gear.
**[05:18] SATOKO**
But the ninja outfits make me feel
more at ease. They're just... me.
**[05:24] KONOHA**
We can check out some stores,
**[05:25] KONOHA**
but where would we even buy ninja clothes?
**[05:28] KONOHA**
Oh, I know.
**[05:29] SIGN**
Everyone's Friend
**[05:29] SIGN**
Genghis Khan
**[05:34] KONOHA**
How is it, Satoko-chan?
**[05:36] SATOKO**
Do they only have this one size?
**[05:39] SATOKO**
I don't really like the colors, either.
**[05:42] KONOHA**
The material looks kinda cheap, too.
**[05:47] KONOHA**
Well, where should we go next?
**[05:47] SIGN**
Chocolates
**[05:47] SIGN**
Snacks
**[05:52] SIGN**
Sweet potato so good!?
**[05:54] YOSHIDA**
Thank you very much.
**[05:57] YOSHIDA**
Koga-san and Satoko-chan! How have you been?
**[06:00] YOSHIDA**
It's been lonely with you being
absent so often, Koga-san.
**[06:04] SATOKO**
Our house burned down, but we're doing good!
**[06:07] YOSHIDA**
What?
**[06:12] YOSHIDA**
Come back to school, Koga-san.
**[06:15] YOSHIDA**
If you keep this up,
your future will be in jeopardy.
**[06:19] KONOHA**
Yeah.
**[06:20] YOSHIDA**
I'll be waiting for you.
**[06:23] KONOHA**
I saw some ninja clothes online.
Want to buy those just to see?
**[06:35] SATOKO**
I don't want something that
screams "ninja" like that.
**[06:38] KONOHA**
But you *are* a ninja, are you not?
**[06:40] KONOHA**
Oh, does your ninja village
have an online store?
**[06:43] SATOKO**
I don't really know about that.
**[06:50] KONOHA**
A costume shop.
**[06:50] SIGN**
Fair and Liberal
Sexy Costume CosCos Shop
**[06:50] SIGN**
Buy and Sell
**[06:50] SIGN**
Goods/DVD
**[06:52] KONOHA**
Maybe this place will have something?
**[07:01] KONOHA**
C'mon, hurry.
**[07:07] STAFF**
Come back when you're adults.
**[07:14] SATOKO**
I thought that store was weird with
all the outfits that expose so much!
**[07:18] KONOHA**
For today's job, you'll have to settle
for what you're currently wearing.
**[07:26] SATOKO**
Job complete!
**[07:30] KONOHA**
No, it's not.
**[07:31] KONOHA**
What's the matter?
You're moving slower than usual.
**[07:34] KONOHA**
You've only done up to the calves.
**[07:40] KONOHA**
I didn't notice since you usually
finish in the blink of an eye...
**[07:44] KONOHA**
but it's a lot more disgusting
when done slower.
**[07:46] SATOKO**
I can't give it my all when
I'm not in my ninja attire...
**[07:50] KONOHA**
Ninja attire, huh?
**[07:52] KONOHA**
What about asking your ninja leader?
**[07:55] SATOKO**
Oh, yeah!
**[07:56] SATOKO**
She said she quit being a ninja, so
maybe she doesn't wear hers anymore!
**[07:59] KONOHA**
Since it's the same ninja gear,
you should feel comfortable in it.
**[08:02] SATOKO**
You're right. Let's go ask!
**[08:05] KURO**
Yeah, I still have my ninja outfit.
**[08:08] SATOKO**
Really?
**[08:11] KURO**
Also, you two show up out
of the blue too often.
**[08:14] KONOHA**
Sorry about that.
**[08:15] KURO**
It's fine.
**[08:16] KURO**
My ninja outfit, huh?
**[08:18] KURO**
It's true that I quit being a ninja.
**[08:21] KURO**
But can I give it to them, Yuri?
**[08:23] YURIKO**
Huh?!
**[08:24] SATOKO**
Why are you asking Yuriko-san?
**[08:26] KURO**
Er...
**[08:27] YURIKO**
Y-Y-Y-Yeah! Why are you asking me?
**[08:30] YURIKO**
Oh, but... Can I have you
wear it one last time?
**[08:34] SATOKO**
Why—
**[08:35] YURIKO**
Please?
**[08:38] KURO**
Ta-da!
**[08:39] KURO**
Well? Does this bring back
memories for you, Satoko?
**[08:42] SATOKO**
Huh?
**[08:43] YURIKO**
Wearing white even though your
name means "black" is so cool!
**[08:47] KURO**
What is it, Satoko? What's wrong?
**[08:48] YURIKO**
I can't get enough!
**[08:50] SATOKO**
Oh... Huh?
**[08:50] YURIKO**
Look over here!
**[08:51] KONOHA**
What?
**[08:52] YURIKO**
So cool.
**[08:53] SATOKO**
I thought Leader's outfit looked like...
**[08:54] KURO**
Nin nin nin.
**[08:56] KURO**
Nin!
**[08:56] SATOKO**
Something all black like this?
**[08:59] KURO**
Huh?! Not at all!
**[09:01] SATOKO**
What? No way.
**[09:02] SATOKO**
But everyone who ran away
with us wore the same thing.
**[09:05] KURO**
Nope, wrong!
**[09:06] YURIKO**
Yes, that's a good pose...
**[09:06] KURO**
We all wore different outfits!
**[09:09] KURO**
Ayaka, who's dead now,
had a different outfit, too!
**[09:09] AYAKA**
Hiya!
**[09:11] SATOKO**
What? That can't be...
**[09:14] KONOHA**
Hey, Satoko-chan.
**[09:15] KONOHA**
Did the people from the ninja village
all look the same to you?
**[09:21] SATOKO**
What? How did you know?
**[09:23] KURO**
*That's* how you saw us?!
**[09:25] KURO**
Creepy...
**[09:26] KURO**
How little did you care
about your surroundings?
**[09:30] KURO**
Well, I guess it's a good thing that
you can tell people apart now...
**[09:36] KURO**
Even though you got swept up in it,
leaving the village was right for you.
**[09:40] KURO**
Here.
**[09:41] KURO**
My ninja attire, which I
consider my ninja soul.
**[09:45] KURO**
I entrust you with it.
**[09:46] SATOKO**
Thank you so much, Leader!
**[09:48] KURO**
Take good care of it.
**[09:50] KONOHA**
She'd entrust it to Satoko-chan...
**[09:54] SATOKO**
Um, Konoha-san?
**[09:55] SATOKO**
There's somewhere I'd like to go.
**[10:01] SATOKO**
Konoha-san, I found it!
**[10:05] SATOKO**
Here.
**[10:14] KONOHA**
Huh? What...
**[10:17] KONOHA**
This outfit...
**[10:19] SATOKO**
I'm glad they were still selling those.
**[10:22] KONOHA**
You didn't have to go out of
your way to buy these again.
**[10:30] KONOHA**
I'm hungry.
**[10:32] SATOKO**
Tonight we're having katsu curry!
**[10:34] KONOHA**
Sounds good. Let's hurry home.
**[10:41] WASHER**
*Beep. Beep.*
**[10:43] WASHER**
*Wash cycle complete.*
**[10:45] WASHER**
*Too much detergent was used.*
**[10:47] WASHER**
*Please wash with less detergent next time.*
**[10:49] KONOHA**
You're already washing the ninja outfit?
**[10:52] SATOKO**
Yes!
**[10:53] KONOHA**
Well, I guess we don't know
what it was being used for.
**[10:56] SATOKO**
What do you mean?
**[10:57] KONOHA**
Nothing.
**[10:58] KONOHA**
Oh, yeah. In my dream, your ninja
clothes changed colors on their own.
**[11:02] KONOHA**
I think white works for you,
so you could keep it that way.
**[11:05] SATOKO**
How could they change colors on their own?
**[11:08] KONOHA**
It was a dream.
**[11:09] SATOKO**
But I'm really glad it was white.
**[11:12] SATOKO**
Because I can dye it by washing it
together with my purple clothes!
**[11:16] KONOHA**
Didn't she tell you to
take good care of that?
**[11:20] KURO; YURIKO**
Ninkoro.
**[11:24] MEIDEN**
Ninkoro.
**[11:32] KONOHA**
You seem to really like
your new ninja outfit.
**[11:35] SATOKO**
I feel so at ease with it!
**[11:36] KONOHA**
Uh-huh.
**[11:37] SATOKO**
I think it looks better than my last one!
**[11:39] SATOKO**
How do I look? Is it cute?
**[11:41] SIGN**
Weapon Shop
**[11:41] SIGN**
How to kill nicely
in an instant
**[11:43] KONOHA**
Uh, er... Yeah. Super cute.
**[11:45] SATOKO**
Really?
**[11:47] KONOHA**
I think so.
**[11:48] KONOHA**
It's like a normal-ranked character
in a mobile game became a rare rank.
**[11:53] SATOKO**
Did you see me as a normal
rank this whole time?!
**[11:57] KONOHA**
But if raised with love, you can
be used until the mid game.
**[12:01] SATOKO**
Now you're talking like you're
rating me on a strategy site!
**[12:04] SATOKO**
As a proud ninja, wearing the
proper ninja attire is a must!
**[12:08] KONOHA**
Listen to the runaway ninja.
**[12:10] KONOHA**
Also, you're not wearing zori sandals?
**[12:12] SATOKO**
That's right!
**[12:13] SATOKO**
Once I got to try on sneakers,
it was too much fun!
**[12:16] SATOKO**
I can't go back to zori now!
**[12:18] KONOHA**
Where'd that ninja pride of yours go?
**[12:24] KONOHA**
So... you're going to continue
on the ninja path, then?
**[12:28] SATOKO**
What? Well, I suppose so.
**[12:30] SATOKO**
Why do you ask?
**[12:32] KONOHA**
Your leader gave you her clothes
because she quit being a ninja.
**[12:35] KONOHA**
She's also decided not to use her ninjutsu.
**[12:38] KONOHA**
Just got me thinking how interesting it is
that you're going to keep living as a ninja.
**[12:42] SATOKO**
Th-That's true.
**[12:44] SATOKO**
I didn't like the training in the village,
**[12:46] SATOKO**
and I only became a runaway because
I cluelessly got involved.
**[12:50] SATOKO**
Also, if I stopped using my ninjutsu,
it would make things harder for you!
**[12:54] KONOHA**
Well, true. There'd be no point
in us staying together anymore.
**[12:57] SATOKO**
Wha...
**[12:58] SATOKO**
Um, wait...
**[12:59] KONOHA**
But if you want to live on as a ninja,
**[13:01] KONOHA**
you should hone your leaf transformation
skills through training.
**[13:04] SATOKO**
Training?
**[13:05] KONOHA**
Remember?
**[13:07] KONOHA**
There's a chance you could turn
leaves back into their original shape.
**[13:11] SATOKO**
Oh! I completely forgot! I'll try that!
**[13:15] KONOHA**
I'll get mad if you practice
on our furniture again.
**[13:19] SATOKO**
Which is why I'm here!
**[13:21] MARIN**
Wh-Why my place?
**[13:22] MARIN**
Don't you remember what
you did to me last time?
**[13:26] SATOKO**
Because your house is filled
with heaps of trash-like stuff!
**[13:28] MARIN**
That's so rude!
**[13:30] MARIN**
They're my great inventions!
**[13:34] SIGN**
Ninja
**[13:34] MARIN**
Hey, wait!
**[13:35] SIGN**
Ghost
**[13:36] SIGN**
Devil
**[13:36] MARIN**
Could those leaves be...
**[13:37] SATOKO**
These are the only leaves
I have on hand right now.
**[13:40] SATOKO**
I thought they'd work for my leaf
transformation reversal training.
**[13:43] MARIN**
Burn them all! Right now!
**[13:49] MARIN**
I suppose I have stuff like computers
that are hard to throw out.
**[13:53] MARIN**
I'll bring them out front and
have you help me with those.
**[13:57] SATOKO**
First I'll turn them into leaves.
**[13:59] MARIN**
Whoa. As amazing as ever.
**[14:02] SATOKO**
Next, I'll practice turning them back.
**[14:06] MARIN**
How well have you grasped the
depths of your own ninjutsu?
**[14:12] SATOKO**
Right now, only that I can
turn objects into leaves.
**[14:16] SATOKO**
Turning them back is only a notion, currently.
**[14:19] MARIN**
I see.
**[14:20] MARIN**
You can't turn living things into leaves?
**[14:23] SATOKO**
I don't think so.
**[14:24] MARIN**
Have you tried it?
**[14:26] SATOKO**
I haven't.
**[14:27] MARIN**
And how big can the objects
you turn to leaves be?
**[14:31] MARIN**
For example, you can turn human-sized
things into leaves in an instant.
**[14:34] MARIN**
But what about large buildings?
**[14:37] MARIN**
Ever tested that out?
**[14:39] SATOKO**
Hmm...
**[14:40] MARIN**
Hey, now!
**[14:41] MARIN**
Don't test that out on my house!
**[14:44] SATOKO**
Looks like larger things don't work.
**[14:46] MARIN**
Thank God! I thought I was gonna lose my house!
**[14:49] MARIN**
That scared me.
**[14:50] SATOKO**
Now to see if I can transform living things...
**[14:53] SATOKO**
Oh. A cat.
**[14:55] MARIN**
Don't you dare!
**[14:56] MARIN**
Stop messing around!
**[14:57] MARIN**
If you do that, I won't forgive you!
**[14:58] SATOKO**
Huh? If I do what?
**[15:00] SATOKO**
I was only pointing out that there's a cat!
**[15:03] SATOKO**
I wouldn't test it out on a kitty-cat!
**[15:03] MARIN**
I'm scared because you
look like you'd do it!
**[15:06] KONOHA**
What are you two doing?
**[15:07] SATOKO**
Konoha-san!
**[15:09] SATOKO**
Why aren't you in school?
**[15:11] KONOHA**
I left early because I
was worried about you.
**[15:14] KONOHA**
But I'm glad. Looks like you
haven't done anything crazy yet.
**[15:18] MARIN**
She tried to turn my house into leaves.
**[15:21] SATOKO**
I couldn't, so all's well that ends well!
**[15:23] MARIN**
That's not the point!
**[15:25] KONOHA**
Scary...
**[15:28] KONOHA**
I see. So that's why you wanted
to test out different things.
**[15:31] MARIN**
If you knew the extent
of the kunoichi's abilities,
**[15:34] MARIN**
it would be easier for you guys to fight.
**[15:36] KONOHA**
You're right.
**[15:38] KONOHA**
Which is why you tried to see if you
could transform a living thing next.
**[15:42] KONOHA**
What could we test that on?
**[15:43] MARIN**
We should start with something small.
**[15:46] KONOHA**
Like bugs and plants?
**[15:47] MARIN**
Yeah. Maybe plants first?
**[15:51] SATOKO**
* Two assassins are carefully thinking over*
* what living things to turn into leaves...*
**[15:56] SATOKO**
Then...
**[16:00] SATOKO**
Hmm, looks like I still can't.
**[16:02] KONOHA**
Maybe it's because they're plants
that they can't turn into leaves?
**[16:06] MARIN**
That could be true.
**[16:07] KONOHA**
Shall we test it on bugs next?
**[16:09] MARIN**
Bugs...
**[16:11] KONOHA**
If only there was a small one nearby...
**[16:27] SATOKO**
Looks like I can't.
**[16:28] MARIN**
Well, we've only tested out two species.
**[16:31] MARIN**
We can try other forms of testing, too.
**[16:38] KONOHA**
Oh, Satoko-chan. There's a dead cicada here.
**[16:41] SATOKO**
A cicada?
**[16:42] MARIN**
Wait, that position it's in...
**[16:44] SATOKO**
But Konoha-san, if it's a dead bug,
that's no different from a corpse.
**[16:49] SATOKO**
Why should I turn it into leaves?
**[16:50] KONOHA**
Don't worry about it. Just try.
**[16:53] SATOKO**
Well, okay, I'll do it.
**[16:57] SATOKO**
Whoa! It's alive!
**[16:59] KONOHA**
Tsk. So close.
**[17:00] SATOKO**
Huh? Did you know it was alive?
**[17:04] KONOHA**
I wanted to test if you could turn something
into leaves if you thought it was dead.
**[17:08] SATOKO**
Huh?
**[17:09] SATOKO**
Well, then, I'm going over to the woods
to see what else I can turn into leaves!
**[17:16] KONOHA**
Satoko-chan!
**[17:19] SATOKO**
Konoha-san! Marin-san!
**[17:21] MEIDEN**
There you are, assassin woman!
**[17:23] MEIDEN**
I am Meiden from the ninja village!
**[17:25] MEIDEN**
Your life ends here!
**[17:29] MEIDEN**
This ironclad armor, reinforced by my
ninjutsu, is impervious to any attack—
**[17:35] MEIDEN**
What?!
**[17:36] MEIDEN**
My ironclad armor!
**[17:38] SATOKO**
Konoha-san!
**[17:40] KONOHA**
Good work, Satoko-chan!
**[17:45] KONOHA**
I'm amazed, Satoko-chan.
**[17:46] KONOHA**
You immediately turned her armor
into leaves to expose her body.
**[17:50] KONOHA**
You've gotten more resourceful.
**[17:52] SATOKO**
You think so?
**[17:54] SATOKO**
But it seems I was only able to
transform her armor into leaves.
**[18:00] KONOHA**
*Wait, did she intend to...*
**[18:01] MARIN**
*...turn the enemy into leaves, too?!*
**[18:06] SATOKO**
Marin-san, we'll come visit again soon!
**[18:08] MARIN**
Don't think the things at my house can
be turned into leaves all the time!
**[18:12] SATOKO**
Okay!
**[18:27] SIGN**
Goes down smooth
**[18:27] SIGN**
Ramen
**[18:41] KONOHA**
I didn't know there was a size limit
to what you can turn into leaves.
**[18:44] SATOKO**
I wonder how big an object has
to be to turn into leaves.
**[18:48] KONOHA**
Might be good to research.
**[18:50] SIGN**
Izutsumi Marin
**[18:50] SIGN**
Incoming Call
**[18:51] SATOKO**
What's the matter, Marin-san?
**[18:53] SATOKO**
Huh? Right now?
**[18:54] SATOKO**
Yes, okay. That's fine.
**[18:57] KONOHA**
What does she want? Ow.
**[18:59] SATOKO**
She says she's in front of our
house and wants us to get her.
**[19:01] KONOHA**
What? Lame.
**[19:03] MARIN**
Hey, you two.
**[19:05] SATOKO**
Marin-san?!
**[19:06] MARIN**
Help me up to your house.
**[19:09] SATOKO**
What's happened?
Why do you look like that?
**[19:11] MARIN**
Now, listen! This is all your fault!
**[19:13] MARIN**
It's because of your ninjutsu!
**[19:15] SATOKO**
Huh?! Why?!
**[19:16] MARIN**
You used your ninjutsu on
my house yesterday, right?!
**[19:19] MARIN**
After some time, my house
suddenly turned into leaves!
**[19:22] MARIN**
So I fell and ended up severely injured!
**[19:25] KONOHA**
Huh... So larger things take time
to transform. Take note of that.
**[19:30] SATOKO**
I see.
**[19:32] MARIN**
Don't give me "I see"!
**[19:34] MARIN**
You're going to take care
of me until I'm all better!
**[21:03] SIGN**
To Be Continued
**[21:06] SAKURA**
Oh! I can connect to the Wi-Fi here!
**[21:09] KARIN**
Huh? No way! My desire for approval
is quickly approaching its limits!
**[21:13] KARIN**
I want to do a stream...
**[21:14] SAKURA**
That sounds great! Let's do a livestream!
**[21:17] SAKURA**
Hold on.
**[21:28] SAKURA**
All right.
**[21:29] SAKURA**
I've gathered all the necessities.
**[21:31] SAKURA**
Let's start the livestream!
**[21:33] MAO**
I'm rolling the camera meow!
**[21:34] KARIN**
Hello, everyone. It's been a while.
**[21:34] SIGN**
LIVE
**[21:36] KARIN**
Today, I'd like to play an older game.
**[21:38] SAKURA**
Huh? Who wants to see
a boring stream like that?
**[21:41] SIGN**
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
**[21:41] SAKURA**
We were all killed!
**[21:42] SIGN**
3 comments 52 likes
OSI: Looks Yummy
Kakatan: I don't really like veggies
**[21:43] SAKURA**
By that runaway ninja, Satoko,
and the assassin, Konoha!
**[21:43] SIGN**
OSI: I want to eat this. For many reasons.
@teiFUJYou: I saw this in a dollar store.
KAMI7: My work sucks.
**[21:44] SIGN**
OSI: Oops, I'm late.
Watch out, mister will come to tease you!
Hmph! jk jk. Sorry!
Akatsuki: Tell me your address.
**[21:45] SIGN**
OSI: You're cute.
Akatsuki: You're explaining too much!
**[21:47] SAKURA**
So there's only one thing we can do!
**[21:47] SIGN**
#middleschoolgirl #somethingIlike
#portrait #Iwanttoconnectwithphotographers
**[21:50] AYAKA; MIDORI**
Revenge!
**[21:51] KARIN**
But that's not what my channel is about...
**[21:54] ASUKA**
It's just a stupid channel
that shows off your breasts.
**[21:57] SAKURA**
Let's do it!
**[21:58] KARIN**
Cut it out!
**[21:59] MIDORI**
We're going to upload videos that
show the bad sides of those two!
**[22:04] MIDORI**
You first, Fumiko-senpai!
**[22:05] MIDORI**
Go on, tell us your grudges and grievances!
**[22:07] FUMIKO**
Uh...
**[22:08] FUMIKO**
I never thought Satoko would
team up with an assassin,
**[22:11] FUMIKO**
so I let my guard down and got killed.
**[22:13] MIDORI; ASUKA**
That's all you have to say?!
**[22:14] FUMIKO**
Well, I mean, yeah.
**[22:16] FUMIKO**
I was out to kill, too.
**[22:18] FUMIKO**
Which is why I think it's wrong
to hold a grudge against them...
**[22:21] ASUKA**
How generous of you...
But that's what I like about you.
**[22:25] MIDORI**
Well, I'm not satisfied!
**[22:27] MIDORI**
On top of being killed,
they took my dream house!
**[22:30] MIDORI**
And when I came to haunt
them, they chased me out!
**[22:33] SAKURA**
That's so sad!
**[22:34] KARIN**
They also attack me on social media.
**[22:36] AYAKA**
I only went to visit Leader,
**[22:39] AYAKA**
and those two just happened to
be there, and they killed me!
**[22:42] SAKURA**
Of course you'd be mad.
**[22:43] FUMIKO**
But don't you think it's great that we can
all reunite like this because of that?
**[22:48] ALL**
How can you be so naïve?!
**[22:50] ALL**
We'll definitely get our revenge!
**[22:52] FUMIKO**
Er...
**[22:52] HATSUKO**
Big sis...
**[22:53] HATSUKO**
I want to play this game.
**[22:55] FUMIKO**
Oh! Let's do it!
**[22:56] FUMIKO**
Let's live peacefully
together here, Hatsuko.
**[23:01] MAO**
I wonder if this stream is even working...
**[23:07] SATOKO**
Oh, sorry.
**[23:09] MARIN**
Hey! You're doing that on purpose!
**[23:10] SIGN**
Notification
**[23:10] SIGN**
Livestream has begun
**[23:13] KONOHA**
What's wrong?
**[23:14] SATOKO**
Looks like some livestream just started...
**[23:17] SATOKO**
Huh? Who was this again?
**[23:20] MARIN**
Isn't this the channel of that cooking
ninja we took down that one time?
**[23:25] SIGN**
LIVE
**[23:25] KONOHA**
What is this?
**[23:26] SATOKO**
Scary...
**[23:29] SIGN**
Next
**[23:29] SIGN**
Episode
**[23:30] KONOHA**
Doesn't your new ninja gear expose too much?
**[23:32] SATOKO**
I think it's cute.
**[23:34] KONOHA**
Aren't you embarrassed?
**[23:35] SATOKO**
A little, but that somehow
makes me feel better.
**[23:38] KONOHA**
You're a pervert.
**[23:38] SATOKO**
Huh?