9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
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[00:00] SIGN
LIVE
[00:01] KARIN
Hello, Karin here. It's been a while.
[00:04] KARIN
Today, as a special episode
from the afterlife,
[00:06] KARIN
instead of my usual cooking videos,
[00:09] KARIN
I'll be talking about the ninja
garments that we ninjas wear.
[00:13] KARIN
I have some special guests
with me today, as well.
[00:17] SAKURA
Yay! I'm Sakura!
[00:19] MAO
M-Meow! I'm Mao.
[00:22] SAKURA
Starting today, the three of us will
stream on this channel together!
[00:25] SAKURA
What? But this is my channel...
[00:27] SAKURA
Also, why? We literally just met.
[00:30] SAKURA
Because...
[00:31] SAKURA
We've got the "cool type,"
[00:32] SAKURA
The "small type,"
[00:34] SAKURA
and the "dorky cutie type."
[00:35] SAKURA
Don't we make a great
balance of personalities?
[00:37] KARIN
Dorks wouldn't call themselves dorks.
[00:40] SAKURA
Let's start with my ninja wear!
[00:42] KARIN
Are you listening to me?
[00:42] SAKURA
My themes are pink, ribbons,
and my cute self!
[00:44] KARIN
Hasn't anyone ever told you to
listen when others are speaking?
[00:45] SAKURA
The big ribbons on my head
and hips are the highlights!
[00:46] KARIN
Hey... Okay, she's not stopping!
[00:48] SAKURA
Oh! And...
[00:49] SAKURA
I also put some thought into my cleavage
[00:51] SAKURA
so I can easily take things
in and out from there!
[00:54] SAKURA
Next is Mao's turn!
[00:56] MAO
Mrow!
[00:57] MAO
Since I can grow bigger, I wear a
stretchy and sturdy material, meow!
[01:01] SAKURA
When you drop the scroll in your mouth,
you transform into a beast, right?
[01:05] MAO
Yes!
[01:06] SAKURA
And finally, Karin!
[01:07] KARIN
I don't have special abilities like you two,
but I do have confidence in my body.
[01:12] KARIN
My outfit combines a material
that accentuates my body line
[01:15] KARIN
as well as a style that shows
off my skin, as you all know.
[01:19] SAKURA
Karin-Channel was so close to
reaching 100,000 followers, too.
[01:23] SAKURA
Such a shame!
[01:24] KARIN
I wanted a commemorative plaque for it.
[01:26] SAKURA
That's ridiculous.
[01:27] KARIN
I'll kill you.
[01:28] SAKURA
But I'm already dead.
[01:29] AYAKA
Okay! Me next!
[01:31] AYAKA
My hair accessory!
[01:33] AYAKA
Leader once told me that it looked
cute, like cat ears, from the front.
[01:38] AYAKA
I'll get my revenge!
[01:40] SAKURA
Who are you? How dare
you butt into our video?
[01:43] KARIN
You're Ayaka the runaway ninja!
[01:45] MAO
What's a runaway like you doing here, meow?!
[01:47] AYAKA
Time to start the revenge stream!
[01:51] KONOHA
What a boring program.
[01:53] SIGN
Dislike
[01:53] SATOKO
Ta-da!
[01:54] SATOKO
Look, Konoha-san!
[01:56] SATOKO
My new ninja attire!
[01:58] KONOHA
Oh, it's red this time?
[02:00] SATOKO
Not to worry! Just watch.
[02:02] SATOKO
The outfits from my village change colors
depending on the wearer's aesthetic.
[02:07] KONOHA
How does that work?
[02:08] SATOKO
The science back at the
village is that amazing!
[02:24] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[03:42] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
Leaf 9
[03:44] KONOHA
What a weird dream...
[03:48] SATOKO
Looks like the ghosts have left.
[03:51] SATOKO
I'm a little sad... Not.
[03:54] KONOHA
Yeah.
[03:56] KONOHA
We can finally live a decent lifestyle now.
[03:58] SATOKO
Things were very hectic
after the fire, after all.
[04:01] KONOHA
Our days can be a lot more peaceful now.
[04:04] SATOKO
All my money burned up in the fire, though.
[04:07] KONOHA
You'll just have to work hard again.
[04:12] KONOHA
We have work today, Satoko-chan.
[04:14] SATOKO
It's been a while!
[04:15] SATOKO
Since the last clothes you got me burned up,
[04:18] SATOKO
I'll save up quickly so I can buy more!
[04:20] KONOHA
You don't need to worry about that.
[04:21] SATOKO
Oh!
[04:22] KONOHA
Not so loud.
[04:23] SATOKO
My ninja clothes were destroyed, too!
What should I do?
[04:27] KONOHA
What about the stuff you have on now?
[04:29] SATOKO
Since Marin-san bought these for me,
it was hard for me to say it, but...
[04:33] SATOKO
Truthfully...
[04:34] KONOHA
It's not really your style?
[04:36] SATOKO
Exactly!
[04:37] SATOKO
Do you agree, Konoha-san?
[04:39] SATOKO
I can't tell Marin-san.
[04:41] SATOKO
And you seemed to like your outfit...
[04:43] KONOHA
I do.
[04:45] SATOKO
Really?!
[04:46] SATOKO
What do you like about that?
[04:48] SATOKO
It makes it look like your
skeleton shows through!
[04:50] KONOHA
You sound like some old grandma.
[04:53] KONOHA
Well, if I ever got my victim's blood
on this, it'd just compliment the look.
[04:57] KONOHA
Speaking of ninja outfits, you were wearing
a new outfit in my dream last night.
[05:02] SATOKO
Oh, that sounds nice!
[05:04] SATOKO
What was I wearing?
[05:05] KONOHA
It was like you evolved.
[05:06] SATOKO
Evolved?!
[05:08] SATOKO
Then let's go out and get me new ninja clothes!
[05:11] KONOHA
You may have forgotten,
but you're still being pursued.
[05:15] KONOHA
You should buy something
that's not ninja gear.
[05:18] SATOKO
But the ninja outfits make me feel
more at ease. They're just... me.
[05:24] KONOHA
We can check out some stores,
[05:25] KONOHA
but where would we even buy ninja clothes?
[05:28] KONOHA
Oh, I know.
[05:29] SIGN
Everyone's Friend
[05:29] SIGN
Genghis Khan
[05:34] KONOHA
How is it, Satoko-chan?
[05:36] SATOKO
Do they only have this one size?
[05:39] SATOKO
I don't really like the colors, either.
[05:42] KONOHA
The material looks kinda cheap, too.
[05:47] KONOHA
Well, where should we go next?
[05:47] SIGN
Chocolates
[05:47] SIGN
Snacks
[05:52] SIGN
Sweet potato so good!?
[05:54] YOSHIDA
Thank you very much.
[05:57] YOSHIDA
Koga-san and Satoko-chan! How have you been?
[06:00] YOSHIDA
It's been lonely with you being
absent so often, Koga-san.
[06:04] SATOKO
Our house burned down, but we're doing good!
[06:07] YOSHIDA
What?
[06:12] YOSHIDA
Come back to school, Koga-san.
[06:15] YOSHIDA
If you keep this up,
your future will be in jeopardy.
[06:19] KONOHA
Yeah.
[06:20] YOSHIDA
I'll be waiting for you.
[06:23] KONOHA
I saw some ninja clothes online.
Want to buy those just to see?
[06:35] SATOKO
I don't want something that
screams "ninja" like that.
[06:38] KONOHA
But you are a ninja, are you not?
[06:40] KONOHA
Oh, does your ninja village
have an online store?
[06:43] SATOKO
I don't really know about that.
[06:50] KONOHA
A costume shop.
[06:50] SIGN
Fair and Liberal
Sexy Costume CosCos Shop
[06:50] SIGN
Buy and Sell
[06:50] SIGN
Goods/DVD
[06:52] KONOHA
Maybe this place will have something?
[07:01] KONOHA
C'mon, hurry.
[07:07] STAFF
Come back when you're adults.
[07:14] SATOKO
I thought that store was weird with
all the outfits that expose so much!
[07:18] KONOHA
For today's job, you'll have to settle
for what you're currently wearing.
[07:26] SATOKO
Job complete!
[07:30] KONOHA
No, it's not.
[07:31] KONOHA
What's the matter?
You're moving slower than usual.
[07:34] KONOHA
You've only done up to the calves.
[07:40] KONOHA
I didn't notice since you usually
finish in the blink of an eye...
[07:44] KONOHA
but it's a lot more disgusting
when done slower.
[07:46] SATOKO
I can't give it my all when
I'm not in my ninja attire...
[07:50] KONOHA
Ninja attire, huh?
[07:52] KONOHA
What about asking your ninja leader?
[07:55] SATOKO
Oh, yeah!
[07:56] SATOKO
She said she quit being a ninja, so
maybe she doesn't wear hers anymore!
[07:59] KONOHA
Since it's the same ninja gear,
you should feel comfortable in it.
[08:02] SATOKO
You're right. Let's go ask!
[08:05] KURO
Yeah, I still have my ninja outfit.
[08:08] SATOKO
Really?
[08:11] KURO
Also, you two show up out
of the blue too often.
[08:14] KONOHA
Sorry about that.
[08:15] KURO
It's fine.
[08:16] KURO
My ninja outfit, huh?
[08:18] KURO
It's true that I quit being a ninja.
[08:21] KURO
But can I give it to them, Yuri?
[08:23] YURIKO
Huh?!
[08:24] SATOKO
Why are you asking Yuriko-san?
[08:26] KURO
Er...
[08:27] YURIKO
Y-Y-Y-Yeah! Why are you asking me?
[08:30] YURIKO
Oh, but... Can I have you
wear it one last time?
[08:34] SATOKO
Why—
[08:35] YURIKO
Please?
[08:38] KURO
Ta-da!
[08:39] KURO
Well? Does this bring back
memories for you, Satoko?
[08:42] SATOKO
Huh?
[08:43] YURIKO
Wearing white even though your
name means "black" is so cool!
[08:47] KURO
What is it, Satoko? What's wrong?
[08:48] YURIKO
I can't get enough!
[08:50] SATOKO
Oh... Huh?
[08:50] YURIKO
Look over here!
[08:51] KONOHA
What?
[08:52] YURIKO
So cool.
[08:53] SATOKO
I thought Leader's outfit looked like...
[08:54] KURO
Nin nin nin.
[08:56] KURO
Nin!
[08:56] SATOKO
Something all black like this?
[08:59] KURO
Huh?! Not at all!
[09:01] SATOKO
What? No way.
[09:02] SATOKO
But everyone who ran away
with us wore the same thing.
[09:05] KURO
Nope, wrong!
[09:06] YURIKO
Yes, that's a good pose...
[09:06] KURO
We all wore different outfits!
[09:09] KURO
Ayaka, who's dead now,
had a different outfit, too!
[09:09] AYAKA
Hiya!
[09:11] SATOKO
What? That can't be...
[09:14] KONOHA
Hey, Satoko-chan.
[09:15] KONOHA
Did the people from the ninja village
all look the same to you?
[09:21] SATOKO
What? How did you know?
[09:23] KURO
That's how you saw us?!
[09:25] KURO
Creepy...
[09:26] KURO
How little did you care
about your surroundings?
[09:30] KURO
Well, I guess it's a good thing that
you can tell people apart now...
[09:36] KURO
Even though you got swept up in it,
leaving the village was right for you.
[09:40] KURO
Here.
[09:41] KURO
My ninja attire, which I
consider my ninja soul.
[09:45] KURO
I entrust you with it.
[09:46] SATOKO
Thank you so much, Leader!
[09:48] KURO
Take good care of it.
[09:50] KONOHA
She'd entrust it to Satoko-chan...
[09:54] SATOKO
Um, Konoha-san?
[09:55] SATOKO
There's somewhere I'd like to go.
[10:01] SATOKO
Konoha-san, I found it!
[10:05] SATOKO
Here.
[10:14] KONOHA
Huh? What...
[10:17] KONOHA
This outfit...
[10:19] SATOKO
I'm glad they were still selling those.
[10:22] KONOHA
You didn't have to go out of
your way to buy these again.
[10:30] KONOHA
I'm hungry.
[10:32] SATOKO
Tonight we're having katsu curry!
[10:34] KONOHA
Sounds good. Let's hurry home.
[10:41] WASHER
Beep. Beep.
[10:43] WASHER
Wash cycle complete.
[10:45] WASHER
Too much detergent was used.
[10:47] WASHER
Please wash with less detergent next time.
[10:49] KONOHA
You're already washing the ninja outfit?
[10:52] SATOKO
Yes!
[10:53] KONOHA
Well, I guess we don't know
what it was being used for.
[10:56] SATOKO
What do you mean?
[10:57] KONOHA
Nothing.
[10:58] KONOHA
Oh, yeah. In my dream, your ninja
clothes changed colors on their own.
[11:02] KONOHA
I think white works for you,
so you could keep it that way.
[11:05] SATOKO
How could they change colors on their own?
[11:08] KONOHA
It was a dream.
[11:09] SATOKO
But I'm really glad it was white.
[11:12] SATOKO
Because I can dye it by washing it
together with my purple clothes!
[11:16] KONOHA
Didn't she tell you to
take good care of that?
[11:20] KURO; YURIKO
Ninkoro.
[11:24] MEIDEN
Ninkoro.
[11:32] KONOHA
You seem to really like
your new ninja outfit.
[11:35] SATOKO
I feel so at ease with it!
[11:36] KONOHA
Uh-huh.
[11:37] SATOKO
I think it looks better than my last one!
[11:39] SATOKO
How do I look? Is it cute?
[11:41] SIGN
Weapon Shop
[11:41] SIGN
How to kill nicely
in an instant
[11:43] KONOHA
Uh, er... Yeah. Super cute.
[11:45] SATOKO
Really?
[11:47] KONOHA
I think so.
[11:48] KONOHA
It's like a normal-ranked character
in a mobile game became a rare rank.
[11:53] SATOKO
Did you see me as a normal
rank this whole time?!
[11:57] KONOHA
But if raised with love, you can
be used until the mid game.
[12:01] SATOKO
Now you're talking like you're
rating me on a strategy site!
[12:04] SATOKO
As a proud ninja, wearing the
proper ninja attire is a must!
[12:08] KONOHA
Listen to the runaway ninja.
[12:10] KONOHA
Also, you're not wearing zori sandals?
[12:12] SATOKO
That's right!
[12:13] SATOKO
Once I got to try on sneakers,
it was too much fun!
[12:16] SATOKO
I can't go back to zori now!
[12:18] KONOHA
Where'd that ninja pride of yours go?
[12:24] KONOHA
So... you're going to continue
on the ninja path, then?
[12:28] SATOKO
What? Well, I suppose so.
[12:30] SATOKO
Why do you ask?
[12:32] KONOHA
Your leader gave you her clothes
because she quit being a ninja.
[12:35] KONOHA
She's also decided not to use her ninjutsu.
[12:38] KONOHA
Just got me thinking how interesting it is
that you're going to keep living as a ninja.
[12:42] SATOKO
Th-That's true.
[12:44] SATOKO
I didn't like the training in the village,
[12:46] SATOKO
and I only became a runaway because
I cluelessly got involved.
[12:50] SATOKO
Also, if I stopped using my ninjutsu,
it would make things harder for you!
[12:54] KONOHA
Well, true. There'd be no point
in us staying together anymore.
[12:57] SATOKO
Wha...
[12:58] SATOKO
Um, wait...
[12:59] KONOHA
But if you want to live on as a ninja,
[13:01] KONOHA
you should hone your leaf transformation
skills through training.
[13:04] SATOKO
Training?
[13:05] KONOHA
Remember?
[13:07] KONOHA
There's a chance you could turn
leaves back into their original shape.
[13:11] SATOKO
Oh! I completely forgot! I'll try that!
[13:15] KONOHA
I'll get mad if you practice
on our furniture again.
[13:19] SATOKO
Which is why I'm here!
[13:21] MARIN
Wh-Why my place?
[13:22] MARIN
Don't you remember what
you did to me last time?
[13:26] SATOKO
Because your house is filled
with heaps of trash-like stuff!
[13:28] MARIN
That's so rude!
[13:30] MARIN
They're my great inventions!
[13:34] SIGN
Ninja
[13:34] MARIN
Hey, wait!
[13:35] SIGN
Ghost
[13:36] SIGN
Devil
[13:36] MARIN
Could those leaves be...
[13:37] SATOKO
These are the only leaves
I have on hand right now.
[13:40] SATOKO
I thought they'd work for my leaf
transformation reversal training.
[13:43] MARIN
Burn them all! Right now!
[13:49] MARIN
I suppose I have stuff like computers
that are hard to throw out.
[13:53] MARIN
I'll bring them out front and
have you help me with those.
[13:57] SATOKO
First I'll turn them into leaves.
[13:59] MARIN
Whoa. As amazing as ever.
[14:02] SATOKO
Next, I'll practice turning them back.
[14:06] MARIN
How well have you grasped the
depths of your own ninjutsu?
[14:12] SATOKO
Right now, only that I can
turn objects into leaves.
[14:16] SATOKO
Turning them back is only a notion, currently.
[14:19] MARIN
I see.
[14:20] MARIN
You can't turn living things into leaves?
[14:23] SATOKO
I don't think so.
[14:24] MARIN
Have you tried it?
[14:26] SATOKO
I haven't.
[14:27] MARIN
And how big can the objects
you turn to leaves be?
[14:31] MARIN
For example, you can turn human-sized
things into leaves in an instant.
[14:34] MARIN
But what about large buildings?
[14:37] MARIN
Ever tested that out?
[14:39] SATOKO
Hmm...
[14:40] MARIN
Hey, now!
[14:41] MARIN
Don't test that out on my house!
[14:44] SATOKO
Looks like larger things don't work.
[14:46] MARIN
Thank God! I thought I was gonna lose my house!
[14:49] MARIN
That scared me.
[14:50] SATOKO
Now to see if I can transform living things...
[14:53] SATOKO
Oh. A cat.
[14:55] MARIN
Don't you dare!
[14:56] MARIN
Stop messing around!
[14:57] MARIN
If you do that, I won't forgive you!
[14:58] SATOKO
Huh? If I do what?
[15:00] SATOKO
I was only pointing out that there's a cat!
[15:03] SATOKO
I wouldn't test it out on a kitty-cat!
[15:03] MARIN
I'm scared because you
look like you'd do it!
[15:06] KONOHA
What are you two doing?
[15:07] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:09] SATOKO
Why aren't you in school?
[15:11] KONOHA
I left early because I
was worried about you.
[15:14] KONOHA
But I'm glad. Looks like you
haven't done anything crazy yet.
[15:18] MARIN
She tried to turn my house into leaves.
[15:21] SATOKO
I couldn't, so all's well that ends well!
[15:23] MARIN
That's not the point!
[15:25] KONOHA
Scary...
[15:28] KONOHA
I see. So that's why you wanted
to test out different things.
[15:31] MARIN
If you knew the extent
of the kunoichi's abilities,
[15:34] MARIN
it would be easier for you guys to fight.
[15:36] KONOHA
You're right.
[15:38] KONOHA
Which is why you tried to see if you
could transform a living thing next.
[15:42] KONOHA
What could we test that on?
[15:43] MARIN
We should start with something small.
[15:46] KONOHA
Like bugs and plants?
[15:47] MARIN
Yeah. Maybe plants first?
[15:51] SATOKO
Two assassins are carefully thinking over
what living things to turn into leaves...
[15:56] SATOKO
Then...
[16:00] SATOKO
Hmm, looks like I still can't.
[16:02] KONOHA
Maybe it's because they're plants
that they can't turn into leaves?
[16:06] MARIN
That could be true.
[16:07] KONOHA
Shall we test it on bugs next?
[16:09] MARIN
Bugs...
[16:11] KONOHA
If only there was a small one nearby...
[16:27] SATOKO
Looks like I can't.
[16:28] MARIN
Well, we've only tested out two species.
[16:31] MARIN
We can try other forms of testing, too.
[16:38] KONOHA
Oh, Satoko-chan. There's a dead cicada here.
[16:41] SATOKO
A cicada?
[16:42] MARIN
Wait, that position it's in...
[16:44] SATOKO
But Konoha-san, if it's a dead bug,
that's no different from a corpse.
[16:49] SATOKO
Why should I turn it into leaves?
[16:50] KONOHA
Don't worry about it. Just try.
[16:53] SATOKO
Well, okay, I'll do it.
[16:57] SATOKO
Whoa! It's alive!
[16:59] KONOHA
Tsk. So close.
[17:00] SATOKO
Huh? Did you know it was alive?
[17:04] KONOHA
I wanted to test if you could turn something
into leaves if you thought it was dead.
[17:08] SATOKO
Huh?
[17:09] SATOKO
Well, then, I'm going over to the woods
to see what else I can turn into leaves!
[17:16] KONOHA
Satoko-chan!
[17:19] SATOKO
Konoha-san! Marin-san!
[17:21] MEIDEN
There you are, assassin woman!
[17:23] MEIDEN
I am Meiden from the ninja village!
[17:25] MEIDEN
Your life ends here!
[17:29] MEIDEN
This ironclad armor, reinforced by my
ninjutsu, is impervious to any attack—
[17:35] MEIDEN
What?!
[17:36] MEIDEN
My ironclad armor!
[17:38] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[17:40] KONOHA
Good work, Satoko-chan!
[17:45] KONOHA
I'm amazed, Satoko-chan.
[17:46] KONOHA
You immediately turned her armor
into leaves to expose her body.
[17:50] KONOHA
You've gotten more resourceful.
[17:52] SATOKO
You think so?
[17:54] SATOKO
But it seems I was only able to
transform her armor into leaves.
[18:00] KONOHA
Wait, did she intend to...
[18:01] MARIN
...turn the enemy into leaves, too?!
[18:06] SATOKO
Marin-san, we'll come visit again soon!
[18:08] MARIN
Don't think the things at my house can
be turned into leaves all the time!
[18:12] SATOKO
Okay!
[18:27] SIGN
Goes down smooth
[18:27] SIGN
Ramen
[18:41] KONOHA
I didn't know there was a size limit
to what you can turn into leaves.
[18:44] SATOKO
I wonder how big an object has
to be to turn into leaves.
[18:48] KONOHA
Might be good to research.
[18:50] SIGN
Izutsumi Marin
[18:50] SIGN
Incoming Call
[18:51] SATOKO
What's the matter, Marin-san?
[18:53] SATOKO
Huh? Right now?
[18:54] SATOKO
Yes, okay. That's fine.
[18:57] KONOHA
What does she want? Ow.
[18:59] SATOKO
She says she's in front of our
house and wants us to get her.
[19:01] KONOHA
What? Lame.
[19:03] MARIN
Hey, you two.
[19:05] SATOKO
Marin-san?!
[19:06] MARIN
Help me up to your house.
[19:09] SATOKO
What's happened?
Why do you look like that?
[19:11] MARIN
Now, listen! This is all your fault!
[19:13] MARIN
It's because of your ninjutsu!
[19:15] SATOKO
Huh?! Why?!
[19:16] MARIN
You used your ninjutsu on
my house yesterday, right?!
[19:19] MARIN
After some time, my house
suddenly turned into leaves!
[19:22] MARIN
So I fell and ended up severely injured!
[19:25] KONOHA
Huh... So larger things take time
to transform. Take note of that.
[19:30] SATOKO
I see.
[19:32] MARIN
Don't give me "I see"!
[19:34] MARIN
You're going to take care
of me until I'm all better!
[21:03] SIGN
To Be Continued
[21:06] SAKURA
Oh! I can connect to the Wi-Fi here!
[21:09] KARIN
Huh? No way! My desire for approval
is quickly approaching its limits!
[21:13] KARIN
I want to do a stream...
[21:14] SAKURA
That sounds great! Let's do a livestream!
[21:17] SAKURA
Hold on.
[21:28] SAKURA
All right.
[21:29] SAKURA
I've gathered all the necessities.
[21:31] SAKURA
Let's start the livestream!
[21:33] MAO
I'm rolling the camera meow!
[21:34] KARIN
Hello, everyone. It's been a while.
[21:34] SIGN
LIVE
[21:36] KARIN
Today, I'd like to play an older game.
[21:38] SAKURA
Huh? Who wants to see
a boring stream like that?
[21:41] SIGN
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
[21:41] SAKURA
We were all killed!
[21:42] SIGN
3 comments 52 likes
OSI: Looks Yummy
Kakatan: I don't really like veggies
[21:43] SAKURA
By that runaway ninja, Satoko,
and the assassin, Konoha!
[21:43] SIGN
OSI: I want to eat this. For many reasons.
@teiFUJYou: I saw this in a dollar store.
KAMI7: My work sucks.
[21:44] SIGN
OSI: Oops, I'm late.
Watch out, mister will come to tease you!
Hmph! jk jk. Sorry!
Akatsuki: Tell me your address.
[21:45] SIGN
OSI: You're cute.
Akatsuki: You're explaining too much!
[21:47] SAKURA
So there's only one thing we can do!
[21:47] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #somethingIlike
#portrait #Iwanttoconnectwithphotographers
[21:50] AYAKA; MIDORI
Revenge!
[21:51] KARIN
But that's not what my channel is about...
[21:54] ASUKA
It's just a stupid channel
that shows off your breasts.
[21:57] SAKURA
Let's do it!
[21:58] KARIN
Cut it out!
[21:59] MIDORI
We're going to upload videos that
show the bad sides of those two!
[22:04] MIDORI
You first, Fumiko-senpai!
[22:05] MIDORI
Go on, tell us your grudges and grievances!
[22:07] FUMIKO
Uh...
[22:08] FUMIKO
I never thought Satoko would
team up with an assassin,
[22:11] FUMIKO
so I let my guard down and got killed.
[22:13] MIDORI; ASUKA
That's all you have to say?!
[22:14] FUMIKO
Well, I mean, yeah.
[22:16] FUMIKO
I was out to kill, too.
[22:18] FUMIKO
Which is why I think it's wrong
to hold a grudge against them...
[22:21] ASUKA
How generous of you...
But that's what I like about you.
[22:25] MIDORI
Well, I'm not satisfied!
[22:27] MIDORI
On top of being killed,
they took my dream house!
[22:30] MIDORI
And when I came to haunt
them, they chased me out!
[22:33] SAKURA
That's so sad!
[22:34] KARIN
They also attack me on social media.
[22:36] AYAKA
I only went to visit Leader,
[22:39] AYAKA
and those two just happened to
be there, and they killed me!
[22:42] SAKURA
Of course you'd be mad.
[22:43] FUMIKO
But don't you think it's great that we can
all reunite like this because of that?
[22:48] ALL
How can you be so naïve?!
[22:50] ALL
We'll definitely get our revenge!
[22:52] FUMIKO
Er...
[22:52] HATSUKO
Big sis...
[22:53] HATSUKO
I want to play this game.
[22:55] FUMIKO
Oh! Let's do it!
[22:56] FUMIKO
Let's live peacefully
together here, Hatsuko.
[23:01] MAO
I wonder if this stream is even working...
[23:07] SATOKO
Oh, sorry.
[23:09] MARIN
Hey! You're doing that on purpose!
[23:10] SIGN
Notification
[23:10] SIGN
Livestream has begun
[23:13] KONOHA
What's wrong?
[23:14] SATOKO
Looks like some livestream just started...
[23:17] SATOKO
Huh? Who was this again?
[23:20] MARIN
Isn't this the channel of that cooking
ninja we took down that one time?
[23:25] SIGN
LIVE
[23:25] KONOHA
What is this?
[23:26] SATOKO
Scary...
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
Doesn't your new ninja gear expose too much?
[23:32] SATOKO
I think it's cute.
[23:34] KONOHA
Aren't you embarrassed?
[23:35] SATOKO
A little, but that somehow
makes me feel better.
[23:38] KONOHA
You're a pervert.
[23:38] SATOKO
Huh?