6 - A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:17] SATOKO     Konoha-san, for dinner tonight... [00:20] SAKURA     I found you! [00:21] SAKURA     Runaway ninja and assassin! [00:24] SAKURA     I am Sakura, a ninja pursuer from the village! [00:26] SAKURA     How dare you slaughter all those ninjas?! [00:30] SATOKO     Gah. [00:31] SAKURA     I shall end your life with my sword! [00:36] SATOKO     Where were you keeping that?! [00:39] SAKURA     Huh? Where's the assassin? [01:00] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:17] SIGN     Leaf: 6 [02:18] SIGN     A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof [02:22] SATOKO     Okay, I'll gather these up [02:25] SATOKO     and take them home to try to     turn them back to normal! [02:33] KONOHA     Speaking of, we never     collected Roboko's leaves. [02:36] SATOKO     Oh. I forgot to do that. [02:47] SATOKO     I-It's been quite some time since     the day we met, hasn't it? [02:51] KONOHA     Has it? [02:58] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-san. [02:59] SATOKO     While I was away, I learned how     to make some new dishes! [03:04] SATOKO     I'll make some when we get home. [03:06] KONOHA     Sure. [03:08] SATOKO     B-By the way... [03:10] SATOKO     The ninja who pulled her sword     from her breasts blew me away. [03:14] SATOKO     If I had breasts as big as hers,     could I do that, too? [03:18] SATOKO     Oh, I bet it would work with your size! [03:21] KONOHA     That's sexual harassment. [03:23] SATOKO     S-Sorry. [03:25] KONOHA     Roboko was able to do that, though. [03:27] KONOHA     She could store all kinds of stuff.     It made my job easier. [03:30] SATOKO     What?! Like, in her breasts?! [03:32] KONOHA     No, in her head. [03:34] SATOKO     How could you not tell that she was a robot? [03:45] MARIN     Vengeance for Roboko! [03:50] SATOKKO     Marin-san! [03:51] MARIN     Found you at last! [03:53] MARIN     It's time for me to avenge Roboko! [03:55] SATOKO     Oh, no! I don't want to fight you, Marin-san! [03:59] KONOHA     You say you want vengeance, but you're     the one who started this whole thing. [04:04] MARIN     I-I know that! [04:06] MARIN     I'm not going to actually kill you! [04:08] MARIN     I just wanted to hurt you a little     so you'd reflect on your actions! [04:11] MARIN     I won't feel satisfied until I do! [04:13] MARIN     Take this! [04:17] SATOKO     What are these?! [04:20] MARIN     Uh... Things are taking a perverted turn... [04:26] MARIN     This is... [04:30] MARIN     If you didn't like that, maybe you should     really think before you act from now on! [04:36] KONOHA     You okay? [04:37] SATOKO     Konoha-san, did you use me as a shield? [04:40] KONOHA     Well, if she's out to avenge Roboko,     it's you she's after. [04:44] SATOKO     How could you? [04:51] SATOKO     Dinner's ready. [05:00] SATOKO     Hm? Don't you like it? [05:03] KONOHA     Huh? No, it's good. [05:05] SATOKO     B-But you're not smiling like you usually do. [05:09] KONOHA     Roboko's meals were better. [05:12] SATOKO     Huh? [05:16] SATOKO     So... what do you think about that, Marin-san?! [05:20] MARIN     Why'd you come back? [05:22] SATOKO     Because I can't seem to connect with     Leader, who I usually consult with. [05:26] MARIN     Who even is that? [05:27] MARIN     Besides, you destroyed all the     cameras I set up in Glasses' house! [05:32] SATOKO     Well, who wants to be spied on like that? [05:35] MARIN     Bold words coming from someone     who actually used them. [05:39] SATOKO     Konoha-san has seemed down ever     since Roboko was eliminated. [05:45] SATOKO     She keeps looking at me as if     she has something to say... [05:49] SATOKO     But it seems she doesn't. [05:53] SATOKO     She hasn't even been going to school.     She just stays at home all day. [05:59] SATOKO     So on that note, could you     please make Roboko again? [06:03] MARIN     Can't believe you of all     people want to request that. [06:05] SIGN     Off [06:05] SIGN     On [06:05] SATOKO     Huh? Why do you say that? [06:07] MARIN     I don't wanna. [06:08] MARIN     Besides, it's impossible. [06:09] SATOKO     What? [06:11] MARIN     I make my robots based on vibes. [06:14] MARIN     I can never make the same robot again. [06:16] MARIN     Something like Roboko can only     be made once every ten years, [06:19] MARIN     and I'm pretty mad at you     for turning her into leaves. [06:22] MARIN     Did you already forget about yesterday? [06:23] SATOKO     Yesterday... [06:29] MARIN     Besides... [06:31] SATOKO     Besides? [06:33] MARIN     Don't you get it? [06:35] MARIN     What do you think will happen     once I make Roboko again? [06:39] SATOKO     Konoha-san would be happy. [06:41] MARIN     And what about you? [06:44] MARIN     You didn't like being replaced by her. [06:47] MARIN     Are you saying you'd be     fine being replaced again? [06:58] SATOKO     This time the three of us can live together. [06:58] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin (and Roboko)     (All Three) Under One Roof [07:01] MARIN     Don't propose absurd things like that. [07:05] MARIN     In other words, Glasses mistook     Roboko for you and got too close. [07:12] MARIN     And once Roboko left the picture, [07:15] MARIN     she realized the one she got close with     wasn't you, and it threw her off. [07:18] MARIN     Just a theory. [07:19] MARIN     Do you understand? [07:21] SATOKO     I think I do. [07:23] MARIN     All it means is that you have to get     just as close with her as Roboko did. [07:30] SATOKO     You're amazing, Marin-san! [07:34] MARIN     I've read up on this... through shojo manga. [07:37] MARIN     You should read them, too, so you can— [07:42] MARIN     Wait, kunoichi, have your     boobs always been... [07:44] SATOKO     Huh? [07:45] SATOKO     Whoa, you're right! They're bigger! [07:47] MARIN     How?! Is it ninjutsu?! [07:49] SATOKO     What?! Is it?! [07:50] MARIN     I'm asking you! [07:52] SIGN     Grope [07:52] SIGN     Grope [07:52] SATOKO     I don't know anything about this! [07:54] SATOKO     How did this happen all of a sudden? [07:54] SIGN     Squish Squish Squish [07:56] SATOKO     Is it my growth spurt? [07:58] SATOKO     Actually, ever since you     attacked me last night, [08:01] SATOKO     my breasts have been     feeling kind of itchy... [08:03] MARIN     Could it be an effect of my invention? [08:07] MARIN     Kunoichi, if you let me     experiment on you for a bit, [08:11] MARIN     I'll let you off the hook     for destroying Roboko. [08:13] SATOKO     What? You were still mad about that?! [08:16] MARIN     Of course I was! [08:25] SIGN     Incoming Call [08:25] SIGN     Satoko-chan [08:28] KONOHA     Hello? [08:29] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [08:31] SATOKO     I'm going to help Marin-san     with an experiment of hers. [08:34] SATOKO     I'll be staying at her house for a few days. [08:37] KONOHA     All right. [08:38] SIGN     Fun Milk [08:39] SATOKO     About dinner— [08:40] KONOHA     It's okay. I'll just eat whatever. [08:43] SATOKO     If this experiment goes well,     I think it will really make you happy! [08:48] SATOKO     So please look forward to it! [08:50] KONOHA     What? It'll make me happy? [08:55] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [08:55] SATOKO     I am home! [08:58] KONOHA     Wait, what? Who are you? [09:00] KONOHA     This? This is supposed to make me happy? [09:02] MARIN     Sorry, I went too far. [09:05] SIGN     Bounce [09:05] KONOHA     Huh? Were you like that before? [09:07] MARIN     W-Well, I'm still in my growing phase. [09:10] MARIN     If you're interested,     I'd be willing to treat you, too. [09:14] KONOHA     No, not interested. [09:15] SIGN     Boing [09:15] SATOKO     What? I recommend it, Konoha-san! [09:16] SIGN     Boing [09:18] SIGN     Boing [09:18] SATOKO     It felt nice, and the     results were immediate! [09:19] SIGN     Boing [09:20] SIGN     Boing [09:21] MARIN     You were so scared at first, you nearly cried. [09:21] SIGN     Bounce [09:22] SIGN     Bounce [09:23] SIGN     Bounce [09:25] SIGN     Bounce [09:25] SATOKO     Hey, Marin-san! [09:26] SATOKO     You didn't have to say that! [09:28] SIGN     Bounce [09:28] SIGN     Bounce [09:29] MARIN     I only said the truth. [09:30] SIGN     Giddy [09:30] KONOHA     How long are you keeping this up? [09:32] MARIN     See you later, kunoichi. [09:34] SATOKO     Yes, see you. [09:35] KONOHA     She's coming back? [09:39] SATOKO     These are all convenience store meals. [09:41] SATOKO     It's only been a few days,     and look at this mess. [09:44] SATOKO     Oh, did you have breakfast? [09:46] KONOHA     Don't avoid the obvious. [09:48] KONOHA     What are those? [09:50] SATOKO     What are they? [09:51] SIGN     Sparkle [09:52] SATOKO     It's "breast storage" ninjutsu! [09:54] KONOHA     What? [09:55] SATOKO     It's the one that ninja the other day used! [09:57] SATOKO     You even said that Roboko did something     similar, and that it was very useful! [10:01] SATOKO     I wanted to learn that ninjutsu, [10:04] SATOKO     so I had Marin-san make them     bigger with her experiments! [10:07] KONOHA     Really? [10:09] KONOHA     Do you really think just having big     breasts can make that possible? [10:12] SATOKO     Now, now, just watch and see. [10:15] SIGN     Squeeze [10:17] SIGN     Bounce [10:21] SATOKO     I can't do it. [10:21] SIGN     Droop... [10:22] KONOHA     I figured as much. [10:24] KONOHA     I don't know for sure, but don't     you need training to do that? [10:29] SATOKO     For now, let me just start cleaning. [10:32] SIGN     Bounce Bounce [10:36] KOONHA     What is it now? [10:37] SATOKO     I can't reach. My boobs are in the way. [10:40] KONOHA     Why do you seem a little happy about that? [10:43] KONOHA     We need to go to work now. [10:45] SATOKO     Yes! [10:46] SATOKO     Let's get going! [10:46] SIGN     Bounce [10:47] SATOKO     I can put your belongings in my boobs... [10:49] SATOKO     Oh, yeah, I can't do that. [10:53] SIGN     Shopping District [10:57] SIGN     Stare [10:59] SATOKO     I can't help but notice people staring. [11:01] KONOHA     Well, yeah... [11:03] SATOKO     Is this how you felt before, too? [11:04] SIGN     Bounce [11:06] KONOHA     Again, why do you seem so happy? [11:06] SIGN     Bounce [11:09] KONOHA     The looks people are giving you     are different from the ones I get. [11:13] SIGN     Ba-Bounce [11:14] KONOHA     You tripped so dramatically. [11:16] SATOKO     I can't see my footing! [11:18] KONOHA     Oh. Looks like it, yeah. [11:19] SIGN     Heavy... [11:21] SATOKO     Can you please help me get up? [11:26] SATOKO     I'm sorry. [11:28] KONOHA     Can we even work together     in the state you're in? [11:29] SIGN     Thud [11:31] SIGN     Heavy... [11:31] SATOKO     It'll be all right. [11:34] SATOKO     I think... [11:36] SATOKO     But I'll do my best! [11:39] KONOHA     Hey, Satoko-chan. You're in the way. [11:42] SATOKO     S-Sorry. [11:44] SATOKO     I wanted to be of use to you, Konoha-san. [11:52] (Flashback) KONOHA     Where are we? [11:54] (Flashback) ROBOKO     Based on my remaining battery percentage, [11:56] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I may not last until we reach the house, but... [12:03] (Flashback) KONOHA     I'm sorry to make you push yourself. [12:05] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I am glad that my skills are of use to you. [12:09] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I was able to do my best by thinking about you. [12:14] KONOHA     It's fine. [12:15] KONOHA     I can do it myself this     time, so head home first. [12:18] SATOKO     Oh, but... [12:20] KONOHA     Really. You stand out so much,     it'll be hard to get the job done. [12:23] SATOKO     Yes... I understand. [12:26] KONOHA     Try not to trip. [12:28] SATOKO     If that's the case,     I'll army crawl my way home. [12:36] KONOHA     I'm home. [12:38] KONOHA     Huh? She's not here. [12:42] SATOKO     Oh, you got here quicker     than me, Konoha-san. [12:45] KONOHA     Where were you? [12:46] SATOKO     I was doing a bit of shopping. [12:47] SIGN     Bounce [12:49] KONOHA     Looking like that? [12:51] SATOKO     I'll make dinner now. [12:54] KONOHA     Can you? In that state? [12:56] SATOKO     It's a little difficult. [12:56] SIGN     Bounce [12:58] SATOKO     But it's doable! [13:04] SIGN     Cut [13:05] SIGN     Thud [13:11] SATOKO     It's done! [13:14] KONOHA     Oh. It's eggplant miso soup. [13:17] SATOKO     Have you tried it before? [13:18] SATOKO     I really like eggplant miso soup. [13:21] KONOHA     I have. [13:24] KONOHA     I also like it. [13:25] SATOKO     Really? Then I'll make it again! [13:28] KONOHA     Yeah. [13:29] KONOHA     But I think I like it better     with stronger flavor. [13:38] SATOKO     It's no use. [13:39] SATOKO     I can't reach Leader. [13:41] SATOKO     I wanted to ask her about     the breast ninjutsu. [13:44] SATOKO     Every time I call, I just hear a     beeping sound, like the line's busy. [13:48] KONOHA     Oh, that means you're blocked. [13:50] SATOKO     What?! [13:51] KONOHA     Aw, she doesn't like you anymore. [13:53] SATOKO     Oh, no! [13:55] SATOKO     What to do... [13:57] SATOKO     I'm sure they've moved     since their house blew up. [14:00] SATOKO     Where could they be? [14:02] KONOHA     Oh, right. [14:03] KONOHA     In that case... [14:06] SAKURA     Ninkoro. [14:09] KANIE     Ninkoro! [14:18] SATOKO     I found you, Leader! [14:20] KURO     Ugh, that voice is... [14:21] KURO     Satoko! [14:23] KURO     Wait, who are you?! [14:23] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [14:27] KURO     How did you know where I was? [14:32] KURO     Can I touch them? [14:34] KONOHA     What the heck are you saying? [14:36] KURO     So what happened, anyway? [14:39] KURO     What made you both come to see me together? [14:41] KONOHA     We wanted to discuss— [14:43] SATOKO     Leader! Were you avoiding me?! [14:45] KURO     Well... [14:46] SIGN     You know how Ayaka came to my     house and caused such a stir? [14:47] SIGN     Bounce [14:50] SATOKO     Ayaka? [14:51] KURO     The ninja you turned into leaves! [14:53] KURO     After that, we couldn't avoid moving out. [14:56] KURO     I thought Yuri would be in danger     if two runaway ninjas were together. [15:00] KURO     You don't seem interested     in hiding your presence at all. [15:03] KURO     And somehow you're standing     out even more now. [15:06] KURO     Like I asked, how did you find me? [15:09] KURO     I don't think I had any kind     of tracker on me or anything. [15:13] SATOKO     About that... [15:15] SATOKO     You know how Konoha-san is an assassin? [15:17] SIGN     (Kill)     Employer: Satoko     Request: Assassination     Target: Kuro     Options (advance fees will be included):     Killing style, whereabouts, photographic evidence of body,     corpse delivery, the whole family, a funeral (simple) [15:17] SATOKO     Since we couldn't find you, we put in     an assassination request as a test, [15:21] SATOKO     and someone from the assassin     organization told us everything, [15:23] SATOKO     including your current location. [15:25] KURO     What? [15:26] KURO     Did you come here to kill me?! [15:27] SIGN     Assassin [15:28] SIGN     Client [15:28] SATOKO     No, not at all! [15:28] SIGN     Target [15:30] SATOKO     We just had to use that method to find you. [15:33] SATOKO     We have no intention of killing you! [15:34] SATOKO     We just wanted to discuss something!     Right, Konoha-san? [15:37] KONOHA     But if we fail to make the kill here,     my ranking will go down... [15:41] KURO     Why are you putting on gloves?! [15:43] KURO; SATOKO     You're scaring us! [15:44] KURO     Well, now that you know... [15:47] KURO     Yuri's been wanting to see you guys, too. [15:49] KURO     So I'll take you to my new place. [15:57] YURIKO     It's been a while. [15:59] YURIKO     Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan... [16:00] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [16:01] YURIKO     You've gotten so big. [16:02] SIGN     Heavy... [16:05] YURIKO     Sorry for disappearing without a word. [16:07] YURIKO     Kuro-chan insisted it was for the best     if we don't see each other anymore. [16:12] SATOKO     Oh, by the way, Leader, [16:14] SATOKO     I see you're still going     to the pachinko parlors! [16:18] SATOKO     Does she not get mad at you anymore? [16:22] YURIKO     Kuro-chan... [16:24] YURIKO     You... [16:25] YURIKO     You told me you stopped     going to the pachinko parlors! [16:27] KURO     Th-That aside, you guys wanted     to discuss something, right?! [16:30] SATOKO     Oh, that's right. [16:32] KONOHA     It's about these. [16:33] KURO     Breast ninjutsu? [16:35] SATOKO     Yes! [16:36] SATOKO     I vaguely remember there being a ninjutsu     that lets us store things there... [16:40] KURO     Well, there is, but I can't do that. [16:44] KURO     Hey, now. [16:45] KURO     Besides, the breast size doesn't matter. [16:48] KURO     That ninja pursuer, was it? [16:50] KURO     She was just an exception. [16:53] KURO     What we were taught was how to store     important things near our chest. [16:59] SATOKO     How could I mistake that? [17:00] KURO     I guess not paying attention     during class backfired on you. [17:03] SATOKO     Then I must look like a fool     for getting breasts like these! [17:04] SIGN     Bounce [17:07] KURO     Well, yeah. [17:09] KONOHA     What was the point of all of this? [17:11] KONOHA     Let's go home, Satoko-chan. [17:15] KONOHA     Oh, that's right. [17:17] KONOHA     If you're saying it's best that     we don't interact anymore, [17:20] KONOHA     why don't you erase Satoko-chan's memory? [17:23] SATOKO     What?! How could you say that? [17:24] KONOHA     That'll be for the best. [17:27] KONOHA     You'd just get worried if     she disappeared on you. [17:31] KONOHA     And it'd only be more trouble for you two     if you kept getting found like this, right? [17:37] KURO     I-I'm sorry for acting on my own, okay? [17:40] KURO     I won't disappear without     a word again. I promise. [17:43] SATOKO     I'm so glad! [17:45] KONOHA     Really? [17:46] KURO     I won't erase your memories, either. [17:49] KURO     I've decided to live normally as     my own person, not as a ninja, [17:55] KURO     and seal away my ninjutsu. [17:57] KURO     Using my memory-erasing power carelessly     would make Yuri feel uneasy, too. [18:02] KURO     She might wonder if her own     memories are being tampered with. [18:05] KURO     That's why I made the decision     to never use them again. [18:08] YURIKO     Kuro-chan! [18:09] KONOHA     Didn't she use it the other day? [18:11] KONOHA     You know, when the poison-user     ninja attacked? [18:13] SATOKO     She did. [18:15] KURO     That was an emergency! [18:19] KANIE     I found you, runaways! [18:22] KANIE     I had a hunch when I saw the     assassination request... [18:24] KANIE     But to think you'd really be here! [18:26] KANIE     I am rank 40 in the assassin rankings! [18:29] KURO     Hey! [18:30] KANIE     Kanie of the ninja village! [18:33] KANIE     Even against the two of you,     I don't intend to lose! [18:36] YURIKO     That was expensive! [18:38] KANIE     In fact, that adversity     just makes me stronger! [18:44] YURIKO     Maybe we really should have you forget     everything and stay away from us. [18:48] KONOHA     See? [18:49] KURO     This all happened because you put in     the assassination request to find me! [18:57] SATOKO     I got her to unblock me! [19:01] KONOHA     Good for you. [19:02] SATOKO     Still, I'm sorry. [19:04] KONOHA     For what? [19:05] SATOKO     These breasts. [19:07] SATOKO     I couldn't be of use to you in your work. [19:09] SATOKO     I made them bigger because     I didn't want to lose to Roboko, [19:10] SIGN     Boing [19:12] SIGN     Boing [19:12] SATOKO     but I can't even do chores     with them in the way. [19:14] SIGN     Boing [19:17] KONOHA     I don't think it's fair to think you're losing. [19:19] SATOKO     Huh? [19:21] KONOHA     It's true that Roboko was outstanding, [19:23] KONOHA     but I've come to understand that she     was the same as you on the inside. [19:27] KONOHA     Her being a robot did bring     a lot of perks, though. [19:30] SATOKO     Seriously, why didn't you feel     anything off about that? [19:33] KONOHA     I wonder why. [19:35] SATOKO     But you're right! [19:37] SATOKO     Marin-san said Roboko was     modeled after my personality. [19:43] SATOKO     That's why she wasn't necessarily     a completely different person! [19:45] SIGN     Dr. Marin's Masterpiece!? [19:46] SATOKO     It's just that she matured much faster. [19:51] SATOKO     That's why she was more adult-like than me. [19:54] SATOKO     Her cooking far surpassed     mine, too, it seems. [19:58] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO     I'll never betray you, Konoha-san. [20:01] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO     I know everything about you, Konoha-san. [20:15] KONOHA     Hey, Satoko-chan. [20:17] KONOHA     I haven't told you yet... [20:20] KONOHA     The reason why I want to rise     in the assassin rankings. [20:22] SATOKO     What? You're telling me now? [20:24] SATOKO     Yes! [20:28] KONOHA     On second thought, never mind. [20:30] KONOHA     Those things hanging off you are so distracting,     I've lost the will to talk about it. [20:33] SATOKO     How could you say that? [20:37] KONOHA     Oh. My ranking went down. [20:40] SATOKO     Is it because we failed     the mission with Leader? [20:42] KONOHA     Yup. [20:43] KONOHA     It's fine. [20:44] KONOHA     In the end, we did reel in     another target, so it evens out. [20:47] KONOHA     I haven't reported the last kill I did, though. [20:50] SATOKO     The one you said you'd do on your own? [20:53] KONOHA     Yeah. [20:54] KONOHA     I wanted you to erase the body after all. [20:57] KONOHA     For now, I hid it away so it can't be found. [21:01] KONOHA     Once those go back to normal,     I'll be counting on you. [21:09] KONOHA     The corpse will start to     smell if we don't hurry. [21:12] KONOHA     There are things only you can do, you know. [21:16] KONOHA     So don't worry about pushing     yourself to try new things. [21:19] SATOKO     What? [21:19] KONOHA     You're not even listening. [21:21] KONOHA     What? What is it? [21:23] SATOKO     I was just asking Marin-san, and... [21:27] SATOKO     She said there's no way to turn them back. [21:27] SIGN     Wahahaha [22:59] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:02] SATOKO     Goodnight. [23:03] KONOHA     Night. [23:04] SATOKO     I'll go sleep in the kitchen, then. [23:07] KONOHA     What? [23:07] SATOKO     Huh? [23:08] KONOHA     Oh, right. That was with Roboko. [23:10] SATOKO     What?! You slept together with Roboko?! [23:13] KONOHA     Do you want to try to sleep together, too? [23:16] SATOKO     Huh?! [23:19] SATOKO     E-Excuse me, then. [23:22] SIGN     Slump... [23:23] SIGN     Wham [23:24] SIGN     Boing [23:24] SIGN     Boing [23:27] KONOHA     Actually, go sleep in the kitchen. [23:30] SIGN     Next [23:30] SIGN     Episode [23:30] KONOHA     What were you trying to accomplish     by enlarging your breasts? [23:32] SATOKO     It was because we discussed how useful it'd     be if we could store a bunch of stuff there! [23:35] KONOHA     I've never had a large inventory     in the first place, though. [23:37] SATOKO     Why didn't you say that sooner?!