6 - A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof

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[00:17] SATOKO
    Konoha-san, for dinner tonight...
[00:20] SAKURA
    I found you!
[00:21] SAKURA
    Runaway ninja and assassin!
[00:24] SAKURA
    I am Sakura, a ninja pursuer from the village!
[00:26] SAKURA
    How dare you slaughter all those ninjas?!
[00:30] SATOKO
    Gah.
[00:31] SAKURA
    I shall end your life with my sword!
[00:36] SATOKO
    Where were you keeping that?!
[00:39] SAKURA
    Huh? Where's the assassin?
[01:00] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[02:17] SIGN
    Leaf: 6
[02:18] SIGN
    A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof
[02:22] SATOKO
    Okay, I'll gather these up
[02:25] SATOKO
    and take them home to try to
    turn them back to normal!
[02:33] KONOHA
    Speaking of, we never
    collected Roboko's leaves.
[02:36] SATOKO
    Oh. I forgot to do that.
[02:47] SATOKO
    I-It's been quite some time since
    the day we met, hasn't it?
[02:51] KONOHA
    Has it?
[02:58] SATOKO
    Oh, Konoha-san.
[02:59] SATOKO
    While I was away, I learned how
    to make some new dishes!
[03:04] SATOKO
    I'll make some when we get home.
[03:06] KONOHA
    Sure.
[03:08] SATOKO
    B-By the way...
[03:10] SATOKO
    The ninja who pulled her sword
    from her breasts blew me away.
[03:14] SATOKO
    If I had breasts as big as hers,
    could I do that, too?
[03:18] SATOKO
    Oh, I bet it would work with your size!
[03:21] KONOHA
    That's sexual harassment.
[03:23] SATOKO
    S-Sorry.
[03:25] KONOHA
    Roboko was able to do that, though.
[03:27] KONOHA
    She could store all kinds of stuff.
    It made my job easier.
[03:30] SATOKO
    What?! Like, in her breasts?!
[03:32] KONOHA
    No, in her head.
[03:34] SATOKO
    How could you not tell that she was a robot?
[03:45] MARIN
    Vengeance for Roboko!
[03:50] SATOKKO
    Marin-san!
[03:51] MARIN
    Found you at last!
[03:53] MARIN
    It's time for me to avenge Roboko!
[03:55] SATOKO
    Oh, no! I don't want to fight you, Marin-san!
[03:59] KONOHA
    You say you want vengeance, but you're
    the one who started this whole thing.
[04:04] MARIN
    I-I know that!
[04:06] MARIN
    I'm not going to actually kill you!
[04:08] MARIN
    I just wanted to hurt you a little
    so you'd reflect on your actions!
[04:11] MARIN
    I won't feel satisfied until I do!
[04:13] MARIN
    Take this!
[04:17] SATOKO
    What are these?!
[04:20] MARIN
    Uh... Things are taking a perverted turn...
[04:26] MARIN
    This is...
[04:30] MARIN
    If you didn't like that, maybe you should
    really think before you act from now on!
[04:36] KONOHA
    You okay?
[04:37] SATOKO
    Konoha-san, did you use me as a shield?
[04:40] KONOHA
    Well, if she's out to avenge Roboko,
    it's you she's after.
[04:44] SATOKO
    How could you?
[04:51] SATOKO
    Dinner's ready.
[05:00] SATOKO
    Hm? Don't you like it?
[05:03] KONOHA
    Huh? No, it's good.
[05:05] SATOKO
    B-But you're not smiling like you usually do.
[05:09] KONOHA
    Roboko's meals were better.
[05:12] SATOKO
    Huh?
[05:16] SATOKO
    So... what do you think about that, Marin-san?!
[05:20] MARIN
    Why'd you come back?
[05:22] SATOKO
    Because I can't seem to connect with
    Leader, who I usually consult with.
[05:26] MARIN
    Who even is that?
[05:27] MARIN
    Besides, you destroyed all the
    cameras I set up in Glasses' house!
[05:32] SATOKO
    Well, who wants to be spied on like that?
[05:35] MARIN
    Bold words coming from someone
    who actually used them.
[05:39] SATOKO
    Konoha-san has seemed down ever
    since Roboko was eliminated.
[05:45] SATOKO
    She keeps looking at me as if
    she has something to say...
[05:49] SATOKO
    But it seems she doesn't.
[05:53] SATOKO
    She hasn't even been going to school.
    She just stays at home all day.
[05:59] SATOKO
    So on that note, could you
    please make Roboko again?
[06:03] MARIN
    Can't believe you of all
    people want to request that.
[06:05] SIGN
    Off
[06:05] SIGN
    On
[06:05] SATOKO
    Huh? Why do you say that?
[06:07] MARIN
    I don't wanna.
[06:08] MARIN
    Besides, it's impossible.
[06:09] SATOKO
    What?
[06:11] MARIN
    I make my robots based on vibes.
[06:14] MARIN
    I can never make the same robot again.
[06:16] MARIN
    Something like Roboko can only
    be made once every ten years,
[06:19] MARIN
    and I'm pretty mad at you
    for turning her into leaves.
[06:22] MARIN
    Did you already forget about yesterday?
[06:23] SATOKO
    Yesterday...
[06:29] MARIN
    Besides...
[06:31] SATOKO
    Besides?
[06:33] MARIN
    Don't you get it?
[06:35] MARIN
    What do you think will happen
    once I make Roboko again?
[06:39] SATOKO
    Konoha-san would be happy.
[06:41] MARIN
    And what about you?
[06:44] MARIN
    You didn't like being replaced by her.
[06:47] MARIN
    Are you saying you'd be
    fine being replaced again?
[06:58] SATOKO
    This time the three of us can live together.
[06:58] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin (and Roboko)
    (All Three) Under One Roof
[07:01] MARIN
    Don't propose absurd things like that.
[07:05] MARIN
    In other words, Glasses mistook
    Roboko for you and got too close.
[07:12] MARIN
    And once Roboko left the picture,
[07:15] MARIN
    she realized the one she got close with
    wasn't you, and it threw her off.
[07:18] MARIN
    Just a theory.
[07:19] MARIN
    Do you understand?
[07:21] SATOKO
    I think I do.
[07:23] MARIN
    All it means is that you have to get
    just as close with her as Roboko did.
[07:30] SATOKO
    You're amazing, Marin-san!
[07:34] MARIN
    I've read up on this... through shojo manga.
[07:37] MARIN
    You should read them, too, so you can—
[07:42] MARIN
    Wait, kunoichi, have your
    boobs always been...
[07:44] SATOKO
    Huh?
[07:45] SATOKO
    Whoa, you're right! They're bigger!
[07:47] MARIN
    How?! Is it ninjutsu?!
[07:49] SATOKO
    What?! Is it?!
[07:50] MARIN
    I'm asking you!
[07:52] SIGN
    Grope
[07:52] SIGN
    Grope
[07:52] SATOKO
    I don't know anything about this!
[07:54] SATOKO
    How did this happen all of a sudden?
[07:54] SIGN
    Squish Squish Squish
[07:56] SATOKO
    Is it my growth spurt?
[07:58] SATOKO
    Actually, ever since you
    attacked me last night,
[08:01] SATOKO
    my breasts have been
    feeling kind of itchy...
[08:03] MARIN
    Could it be an effect of my invention?
[08:07] MARIN
    Kunoichi, if you let me
    experiment on you for a bit,
[08:11] MARIN
    I'll let you off the hook
    for destroying Roboko.
[08:13] SATOKO
    What? You were still mad about that?!
[08:16] MARIN
    Of course I was!
[08:25] SIGN
    Incoming Call
[08:25] SIGN
    Satoko-chan
[08:28] KONOHA
    Hello?
[08:29] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[08:31] SATOKO
    I'm going to help Marin-san
    with an experiment of hers.
[08:34] SATOKO
    I'll be staying at her house for a few days.
[08:37] KONOHA
    All right.
[08:38] SIGN
    Fun Milk
[08:39] SATOKO
    About dinner—
[08:40] KONOHA
    It's okay. I'll just eat whatever.
[08:43] SATOKO
    If this experiment goes well,
    I think it will really make you happy!
[08:48] SATOKO
    So please look forward to it!
[08:50] KONOHA
    What? It'll make me happy?
[08:55] SIGN
    Ba-Boom!
[08:55] SATOKO
    I am home!
[08:58] KONOHA
    Wait, what? Who are you?
[09:00] KONOHA
    This? This is supposed to make me happy?
[09:02] MARIN
    Sorry, I went too far.
[09:05] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:05] KONOHA
    Huh? Were you like that before?
[09:07] MARIN
    W-Well, I'm still in my growing phase.
[09:10] MARIN
    If you're interested,
    I'd be willing to treat you, too.
[09:14] KONOHA
    No, not interested.
[09:15] SIGN
    Boing
[09:15] SATOKO
    What? I recommend it, Konoha-san!
[09:16] SIGN
    Boing
[09:18] SIGN
    Boing
[09:18] SATOKO
    It felt nice, and the
    results were immediate!
[09:19] SIGN
    Boing
[09:20] SIGN
    Boing
[09:21] MARIN
    You were so scared at first, you nearly cried.
[09:21] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:22] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:23] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:25] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:25] SATOKO
    Hey, Marin-san!
[09:26] SATOKO
    You didn't have to say that!
[09:28] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:28] SIGN
    Bounce
[09:29] MARIN
    I only said the truth.
[09:30] SIGN
    Giddy
[09:30] KONOHA
    How long are you keeping this up?
[09:32] MARIN
    See you later, kunoichi.
[09:34] SATOKO
    Yes, see you.
[09:35] KONOHA
    She's coming back?
[09:39] SATOKO
    These are all convenience store meals.
[09:41] SATOKO
    It's only been a few days,
    and look at this mess.
[09:44] SATOKO
    Oh, did you have breakfast?
[09:46] KONOHA
    Don't avoid the obvious.
[09:48] KONOHA
    What are those?
[09:50] SATOKO
    What are they?
[09:51] SIGN
    Sparkle
[09:52] SATOKO
    It's "breast storage" ninjutsu!
[09:54] KONOHA
    What?
[09:55] SATOKO
    It's the one that ninja the other day used!
[09:57] SATOKO
    You even said that Roboko did something
    similar, and that it was very useful!
[10:01] SATOKO
    I wanted to learn that ninjutsu,
[10:04] SATOKO
    so I had Marin-san make them
    bigger with her experiments!
[10:07] KONOHA
    Really?
[10:09] KONOHA
    Do you really think just having big
    breasts can make that possible?
[10:12] SATOKO
    Now, now, just watch and see.
[10:15] SIGN
    Squeeze
[10:17] SIGN
    Bounce
[10:21] SATOKO
    I can't do it.
[10:21] SIGN
    Droop...
[10:22] KONOHA
    I figured as much.
[10:24] KONOHA
    I don't know for sure, but don't
    you need training to do that?
[10:29] SATOKO
    For now, let me just start cleaning.
[10:32] SIGN
    Bounce Bounce
[10:36] KOONHA
    What is it now?
[10:37] SATOKO
    I can't reach. My boobs are in the way.
[10:40] KONOHA
    Why do you seem a little happy about that?
[10:43] KONOHA
    We need to go to work now.
[10:45] SATOKO
    Yes!
[10:46] SATOKO
    Let's get going!
[10:46] SIGN
    Bounce
[10:47] SATOKO
    I can put your belongings in my boobs...
[10:49] SATOKO
    Oh, yeah, I can't do that.
[10:53] SIGN
    Shopping District
[10:57] SIGN
    Stare
[10:59] SATOKO
    I can't help but notice people staring.
[11:01] KONOHA
    Well, yeah...
[11:03] SATOKO
    Is this how you felt before, too?
[11:04] SIGN
    Bounce
[11:06] KONOHA
    Again, why do you seem so happy?
[11:06] SIGN
    Bounce
[11:09] KONOHA
    The looks people are giving you
    are different from the ones I get.
[11:13] SIGN
    Ba-Bounce
[11:14] KONOHA
    You tripped so dramatically.
[11:16] SATOKO
    I can't see my footing!
[11:18] KONOHA
    Oh. Looks like it, yeah.
[11:19] SIGN
    Heavy...
[11:21] SATOKO
    Can you please help me get up?
[11:26] SATOKO
    I'm sorry.
[11:28] KONOHA
    Can we even work together
    in the state you're in?
[11:29] SIGN
    Thud
[11:31] SIGN
    Heavy...
[11:31] SATOKO
    It'll be all right.
[11:34] SATOKO
    I think...
[11:36] SATOKO
    But I'll do my best!
[11:39] KONOHA
    Hey, Satoko-chan. You're in the way.
[11:42] SATOKO
    S-Sorry.
[11:44] SATOKO
    I wanted to be of use to you, Konoha-san.
[11:52] (Flashback) KONOHA
    Where are we?
[11:54] (Flashback) ROBOKO
    Based on my remaining battery percentage,
[11:56] (Flashback) ROBOKO
    I may not last until we reach the house, but...
[12:03] (Flashback) KONOHA
    I'm sorry to make you push yourself.
[12:05] (Flashback) ROBOKO
    I am glad that my skills are of use to you.
[12:09] (Flashback) ROBOKO
    I was able to do my best by thinking about you.
[12:14] KONOHA
    It's fine.
[12:15] KONOHA
    I can do it myself this
    time, so head home first.
[12:18] SATOKO
    Oh, but...
[12:20] KONOHA
    Really. You stand out so much,
    it'll be hard to get the job done.
[12:23] SATOKO
    Yes... I understand.
[12:26] KONOHA
    Try not to trip.
[12:28] SATOKO
    If that's the case,
    I'll army crawl my way home.
[12:36] KONOHA
    I'm home.
[12:38] KONOHA
    Huh? She's not here.
[12:42] SATOKO
    Oh, you got here quicker
    than me, Konoha-san.
[12:45] KONOHA
    Where were you?
[12:46] SATOKO
    I was doing a bit of shopping.
[12:47] SIGN
    Bounce
[12:49] KONOHA
    Looking like that?
[12:51] SATOKO
    I'll make dinner now.
[12:54] KONOHA
    Can you? In that state?
[12:56] SATOKO
    It's a little difficult.
[12:56] SIGN
    Bounce
[12:58] SATOKO
    But it's doable!
[13:04] SIGN
    Cut
[13:05] SIGN
    Thud
[13:11] SATOKO
    It's done!
[13:14] KONOHA
    Oh. It's eggplant miso soup.
[13:17] SATOKO
    Have you tried it before?
[13:18] SATOKO
    I really like eggplant miso soup.
[13:21] KONOHA
    I have.
[13:24] KONOHA
    I also like it.
[13:25] SATOKO
    Really? Then I'll make it again!
[13:28] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[13:29] KONOHA
    But I think I like it better
    with stronger flavor.
[13:38] SATOKO
    It's no use.
[13:39] SATOKO
    I can't reach Leader.
[13:41] SATOKO
    I wanted to ask her about
    the breast ninjutsu.
[13:44] SATOKO
    Every time I call, I just hear a
    beeping sound, like the line's busy.
[13:48] KONOHA
    Oh, that means you're blocked.
[13:50] SATOKO
    What?!
[13:51] KONOHA
    Aw, she doesn't like you anymore.
[13:53] SATOKO
    Oh, no!
[13:55] SATOKO
    What to do...
[13:57] SATOKO
    I'm sure they've moved
    since their house blew up.
[14:00] SATOKO
    Where could they be?
[14:02] KONOHA
    Oh, right.
[14:03] KONOHA
    In that case...
[14:06] SAKURA
    Ninkoro.
[14:09] KANIE
    Ninkoro!
[14:18] SATOKO
    I found you, Leader!
[14:20] KURO
    Ugh, that voice is...
[14:21] KURO
    Satoko!
[14:23] KURO
    Wait, who are you?!
[14:23] SIGN
    Ba-Boom!
[14:27] KURO
    How did you know where I was?
[14:32] KURO
    Can I touch them?
[14:34] KONOHA
    What the heck are you saying?
[14:36] KURO
    So what happened, anyway?
[14:39] KURO
    What made you both come to see me together?
[14:41] KONOHA
    We wanted to discuss—
[14:43] SATOKO
    Leader! Were you avoiding me?!
[14:45] KURO
    Well...
[14:46] SIGN
    You know how Ayaka came to my
    house and caused such a stir?
[14:47] SIGN
    Bounce
[14:50] SATOKO
    Ayaka?
[14:51] KURO
    The ninja you turned into leaves!
[14:53] KURO
    After that, we couldn't avoid moving out.
[14:56] KURO
    I thought Yuri would be in danger
    if two runaway ninjas were together.
[15:00] KURO
    You don't seem interested
    in hiding your presence at all.
[15:03] KURO
    And somehow you're standing
    out even more now.
[15:06] KURO
    Like I asked, how did you find me?
[15:09] KURO
    I don't think I had any kind
    of tracker on me or anything.
[15:13] SATOKO
    About that...
[15:15] SATOKO
    You know how Konoha-san is an assassin?
[15:17] SIGN
    (Kill)
    Employer: Satoko
    Request: Assassination
    Target: Kuro
    Options (advance fees will be included):
    Killing style, whereabouts, photographic evidence of body,
    corpse delivery, the whole family, a funeral (simple)
[15:17] SATOKO
    Since we couldn't find you, we put in
    an assassination request as a test,
[15:21] SATOKO
    and someone from the assassin
    organization told us everything,
[15:23] SATOKO
    including your current location.
[15:25] KURO
    What?
[15:26] KURO
    Did you come here to kill me?!
[15:27] SIGN
    Assassin
[15:28] SIGN
    Client
[15:28] SATOKO
    No, not at all!
[15:28] SIGN
    Target
[15:30] SATOKO
    We just had to use that method to find you.
[15:33] SATOKO
    We have no intention of killing you!
[15:34] SATOKO
    We just wanted to discuss something!
    Right, Konoha-san?
[15:37] KONOHA
    But if we fail to make the kill here,
    my ranking will go down...
[15:41] KURO
    Why are you putting on gloves?!
[15:43] KURO; SATOKO
    You're scaring us!
[15:44] KURO
    Well, now that you know...
[15:47] KURO
    Yuri's been wanting to see you guys, too.
[15:49] KURO
    So I'll take you to my new place.
[15:57] YURIKO
    It's been a while.
[15:59] YURIKO
    Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan...
[16:00] SIGN
    Ba-Boom!
[16:01] YURIKO
    You've gotten so big.
[16:02] SIGN
    Heavy...
[16:05] YURIKO
    Sorry for disappearing without a word.
[16:07] YURIKO
    Kuro-chan insisted it was for the best
    if we don't see each other anymore.
[16:12] SATOKO
    Oh, by the way, Leader,
[16:14] SATOKO
    I see you're still going
    to the pachinko parlors!
[16:18] SATOKO
    Does she not get mad at you anymore?
[16:22] YURIKO
    Kuro-chan...
[16:24] YURIKO
    You...
[16:25] YURIKO
    You told me you stopped
    going to the pachinko parlors!
[16:27] KURO
    Th-That aside, you guys wanted
    to discuss something, right?!
[16:30] SATOKO
    Oh, that's right.
[16:32] KONOHA
    It's about these.
[16:33] KURO
    Breast ninjutsu?
[16:35] SATOKO
    Yes!
[16:36] SATOKO
    I vaguely remember there being a ninjutsu
    that lets us store things there...
[16:40] KURO
    Well, there is, but I can't do that.
[16:44] KURO
    Hey, now.
[16:45] KURO
    Besides, the breast size doesn't matter.
[16:48] KURO
    That ninja pursuer, was it?
[16:50] KURO
    She was just an exception.
[16:53] KURO
    What we were taught was how to store
    important things near our chest.
[16:59] SATOKO
    How could I mistake that?
[17:00] KURO
    I guess not paying attention
    during class backfired on you.
[17:03] SATOKO
    Then I must look like a fool
    for getting breasts like these!
[17:04] SIGN
    Bounce
[17:07] KURO
    Well, yeah.
[17:09] KONOHA
    What was the point of all of this?
[17:11] KONOHA
    Let's go home, Satoko-chan.
[17:15] KONOHA
    Oh, that's right.
[17:17] KONOHA
    If you're saying it's best that
    we don't interact anymore,
[17:20] KONOHA
    why don't you erase Satoko-chan's memory?
[17:23] SATOKO
    What?! How could you say that?
[17:24] KONOHA
    That'll be for the best.
[17:27] KONOHA
    You'd just get worried if
    she disappeared on you.
[17:31] KONOHA
    And it'd only be more trouble for you two
    if you kept getting found like this, right?
[17:37] KURO
    I-I'm sorry for acting on my own, okay?
[17:40] KURO
    I won't disappear without
    a word again. I promise.
[17:43] SATOKO
    I'm so glad!
[17:45] KONOHA
    Really?
[17:46] KURO
    I won't erase your memories, either.
[17:49] KURO
    I've decided to live normally as
    my own person, not as a ninja,
[17:55] KURO
    and seal away my ninjutsu.
[17:57] KURO
    Using my memory-erasing power carelessly
    would make Yuri feel uneasy, too.
[18:02] KURO
    She might wonder if her own
    memories are being tampered with.
[18:05] KURO
    That's why I made the decision
    to never use them again.
[18:08] YURIKO
    Kuro-chan!
[18:09] KONOHA
    Didn't she use it the other day?
[18:11] KONOHA
    You know, when the poison-user
    ninja attacked?
[18:13] SATOKO
    She did.
[18:15] KURO
    That was an emergency!
[18:19] KANIE
    I found you, runaways!
[18:22] KANIE
    I had a hunch when I saw the
    assassination request...
[18:24] KANIE
    But to think you'd really be here!
[18:26] KANIE
    I am rank 40 in the assassin rankings!
[18:29] KURO
    Hey!
[18:30] KANIE
    Kanie of the ninja village!
[18:33] KANIE
    Even against the two of you,
    I don't intend to lose!
[18:36] YURIKO
    That was expensive!
[18:38] KANIE
    In fact, that adversity
    just makes me stronger!
[18:44] YURIKO
    Maybe we really should have you forget
    everything and stay away from us.
[18:48] KONOHA
    See?
[18:49] KURO
    This all happened because you put in
    the assassination request to find me!
[18:57] SATOKO
    I got her to unblock me!
[19:01] KONOHA
    Good for you.
[19:02] SATOKO
    Still, I'm sorry.
[19:04] KONOHA
    For what?
[19:05] SATOKO
    These breasts.
[19:07] SATOKO
    I couldn't be of use to you in your work.
[19:09] SATOKO
    I made them bigger because
    I didn't want to lose to Roboko,
[19:10] SIGN
    Boing
[19:12] SIGN
    Boing
[19:12] SATOKO
    but I can't even do chores
    with them in the way.
[19:14] SIGN
    Boing
[19:17] KONOHA
    I don't think it's fair to think you're losing.
[19:19] SATOKO
    Huh?
[19:21] KONOHA
    It's true that Roboko was outstanding,
[19:23] KONOHA
    but I've come to understand that she
    was the same as you on the inside.
[19:27] KONOHA
    Her being a robot did bring
    a lot of perks, though.
[19:30] SATOKO
    Seriously, why didn't you feel
    anything off about that?
[19:33] KONOHA
    I wonder why.
[19:35] SATOKO
    But you're right!
[19:37] SATOKO
    Marin-san said Roboko was
    modeled after my personality.
[19:43] SATOKO
    That's why she wasn't necessarily
    a completely different person!
[19:45] SIGN
    Dr. Marin's Masterpiece!?
[19:46] SATOKO
    It's just that she matured much faster.
[19:51] SATOKO
    That's why she was more adult-like than me.
[19:54] SATOKO
    Her cooking far surpassed
    mine, too, it seems.
[19:58] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO
    I'll never betray you, Konoha-san.
[20:01] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO
    I know everything about you, Konoha-san.
[20:15] KONOHA
    Hey, Satoko-chan.
[20:17] KONOHA
    I haven't told you yet...
[20:20] KONOHA
    The reason why I want to rise
    in the assassin rankings.
[20:22] SATOKO
    What? You're telling me now?
[20:24] SATOKO
    Yes!
[20:28] KONOHA
    On second thought, never mind.
[20:30] KONOHA
    Those things hanging off you are so distracting,
    I've lost the will to talk about it.
[20:33] SATOKO
    How could you say that?
[20:37] KONOHA
    Oh. My ranking went down.
[20:40] SATOKO
    Is it because we failed
    the mission with Leader?
[20:42] KONOHA
    Yup.
[20:43] KONOHA
    It's fine.
[20:44] KONOHA
    In the end, we did reel in
    another target, so it evens out.
[20:47] KONOHA
    I haven't reported the last kill I did, though.
[20:50] SATOKO
    The one you said you'd do on your own?
[20:53] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[20:54] KONOHA
    I wanted you to erase the body after all.
[20:57] KONOHA
    For now, I hid it away so it can't be found.
[21:01] KONOHA
    Once those go back to normal,
    I'll be counting on you.
[21:09] KONOHA
    The corpse will start to
    smell if we don't hurry.
[21:12] KONOHA
    There are things only you can do, you know.
[21:16] KONOHA
    So don't worry about pushing
    yourself to try new things.
[21:19] SATOKO
    What?
[21:19] KONOHA
    You're not even listening.
[21:21] KONOHA
    What? What is it?
[21:23] SATOKO
    I was just asking Marin-san, and...
[21:27] SATOKO
    She said there's no way to turn them back.
[21:27] SIGN
    Wahahaha
[22:59] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[23:02] SATOKO
    Goodnight.
[23:03] KONOHA
    Night.
[23:04] SATOKO
    I'll go sleep in the kitchen, then.
[23:07] KONOHA
    What?
[23:07] SATOKO
    Huh?
[23:08] KONOHA
    Oh, right. That was with Roboko.
[23:10] SATOKO
    What?! You slept together with Roboko?!
[23:13] KONOHA
    Do you want to try to sleep together, too?
[23:16] SATOKO
    Huh?!
[23:19] SATOKO
    E-Excuse me, then.
[23:22] SIGN
    Slump...
[23:23] SIGN
    Wham
[23:24] SIGN
    Boing
[23:24] SIGN
    Boing
[23:27] KONOHA
    Actually, go sleep in the kitchen.
[23:30] SIGN
    Next
[23:30] SIGN
    Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
    What were you trying to accomplish
    by enlarging your breasts?
[23:32] SATOKO
    It was because we discussed how useful it'd
    be if we could store a bunch of stuff there!
[23:35] KONOHA
    I've never had a large inventory
    in the first place, though.
[23:37] SATOKO
    Why didn't you say that sooner?!


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Created 2025-11-23 05:26:46 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2025-11-23 05:26:47 UTC by whimsee