3 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Job

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[00:01] SIGN
    Would you like
    to work with us?
[00:01] SIGN
    A place to
    call your
    own.
[00:10] SIGN
    Tips for customer service
     1. "Welcome in."
     2. Ask: "For here or to go?"
     3. Explain "today's coffee."
     How to use register
     1. Take order.
     2. Tap the ordered item.
     3. Tell them the price.
[00:11] ARISA
    Welcome in.
[00:12] ARISA
    Is this for here?
[00:14] ARISA
    Today's coffee is...
[00:15] CUSTOMER
    Excuse me.
[00:17] ARISA
    Welcome in!
[00:18] ARISA
    Um, will you be eating here?
[00:20] CUSTOMER
    Yeah.
[00:21] CUSTOMER
    I'd like an iced melty caramel royal
    milk tea, large size with soy milk,
[00:25] CUSTOMER
    extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
    sauce, and three pumps of honey.
[00:29] CUSTOMER
    Oh. Do you take Koro-Pay?
[00:29] SIGN
    Koro-Pay
[00:31] ARISA
    Caramel... Koro...
[00:36] ARISA
    I don't understand a word you're saying!
[00:41] YOSHIDA
    Satoko-chan.
[00:44] YOSHIDA
    Over here.
[00:49] YOSHIDA
    It's me, Yoshida.
[00:51] YOSHIDA
    We meet again.
[00:53] SATOKO
    Yeah!
[00:54] SATOKO
    You sure have a lot of dogs, Yoshida-san.
[00:56] YOSHIDA
    Oh, no. This is my part-time job.
[00:59] YOSHIDA
    Since I need money, I decided to
    start this job for a change of pace.
[01:03] SATOKO
    Dogs are your part-time work?
[01:05] YOSHIDA
    Yup. I walk them in their owners' place.
[01:08] SATOKO
    Wow!
[01:09] SATOKO
    You can make money by walking doggies?
[01:12] YOSHIDA
    That's right.
[01:16] SATOKO
    That sounds fun!
[01:32] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[02:50] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin's Job
[02:51] SIGN
    Leaf 3
[02:52] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[02:54] SATOKO
    I want to try working part-time!
[02:57] KONOHA
    I don't think this is the
    time for that conversation.
[03:00] SATOKO
    There.
[03:01] KONOHA
    But why part-time?
[03:03] KONOHA
    You make enough with the assassin job.
[03:06] SATOKO
    Money is important, too,
    but since I finally made it to the city,
[03:10] SATOKO
    I want to try a variety of new things!
[03:14] SATOKO
    I think even I can do it!
[03:16] SIGN
    Koro-Mart
[03:17] KONOHA
    Just so you know, I won't help
    you with your job search.
[03:21] SATOKO
    What?!
[03:22] KONOHA
    You heard me.
[03:23] KONOHA
    I'd rather you focus on the assassin work.
[03:27] SATOKO
    But staying at home all day is so boring...
[03:27] SIGN
    Metabolism and
    Effort Training
[03:27] SIGN
    Part-Time
[03:27] SIGN
    Happy Happy Work
[03:30] KONOHA
    Our current assignment offered
    8 million yen for 20 minutes,
[03:31] CLERK
    That'll be 1,720 yen.
[03:33] KONOHA
    including pursuing the target.
[03:34] CUSTOMER
    With Koro-Pay.
[03:35] KONOHA
    Do you know how much part-time work pays?
[03:35] CLERK
    Okay, understood.
[03:36] SATOKO
    What? Is it about 80,000 yen?
[03:39] KONOHA
    More like 800 yen.
[03:42] SIGN
    Happy Happy Work
[03:44] KONOHA
    Is there anything you had in mind
    for a part-time job, anyway?
[03:48] SATOKO
    No. There's nothing in particular.
[03:50] CLERK
    Thanks for coming.
[03:54] SATOKO
    So I just need to fill out this "résumé"?
[03:57] SATOKO
    Name... Kusagakure Satoko.
[04:00] SATOKO
    My age should be... 15.
[04:02] SIGN
    Résumé
[04:02] SIGN
    Name:              Kusagakure Satoko
[04:02] SIGN
    August 8, 15 years old
[04:02] SIGN
    Phone Number
[04:03] SATOKO
    Academic history...
[04:04] SATOKO
    Konoha-san, what should
    I put for "academic history"?
[04:07] KONOHA
    You put in what year you
    graduated from what school.
[04:10] SATOKO
    School?
[04:12] SATOKO
    Um, "I just recently ran away
    from the ninja village." There.
[04:16] SATOKO
    For skills, I can cook, clean,
    and turn things into leaves.
[04:19] SATOKO
    My hobbies are...
[04:21] SATOKO
    What are my hobbies?
[04:23] KONOHA
    Anything you enjoy doing, I guess?
[04:27] SATOKO
    Doing assassin jobs with Konoha-san!
[04:30] KONOHA
    Are you writing a confession?
[04:32] SIGN
    A Few Days Later
[04:33] SATOKO
    Whoa, Konoha-san's uniform!
[04:36] KONOHA
    You seem to have forgotten, but you know
    people are trying to kill you, right?
[04:40] KONOHA
    You need to at least disguise yourself.
[04:42] SATOKO
    Are you sure this is okay?
[04:44] SATOKO
    You seemed reluctant to
    lend me clothes last time.
[04:46] KONOHA
    Oh, that.
[04:47] KONOHA
    Those had blood stains,
    so I meant to throw them out.
[04:49] SATOKO
    Whoa, you're right!
[04:51] KONOHA
    Don't you need to go?
[04:53] SATOKO
    I have to hurry!
[04:54] KONOHA
    Do you have your résumé?
[04:55] SATOKO
    I forgot!
[04:57] SATOKO
    Off I go!
[05:02] KONOHA
    I'm sure she'll give up after a few rejections.
[05:05] SATOKO
    Job, job, job...
[05:10] SATOKO
    I'm home.
[05:12] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[05:13] KONOHA
    Not so loud.
[05:14] SATOKO
    Listen!
[05:16] SIGN
    Koro-Mart
[05:18] (Flashback) RECRUITER A
    What's "ninja village"?
[05:21] (Flashback) RECRUITER A
    Is that the joke these days?
[05:24] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    Fifteen years old is a no-go!
[05:26] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    We can only hire people who are 18 or older.
[05:29] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    Didn't you read the job requirements?
[05:31] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Oh, um...
[05:31] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    And what's with your hair color?
[05:34] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    Also, the thing about ninjas?
[05:35] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Sob sob...
[05:36] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
    Is this just a big joke to you?
[05:38] SATOKO
    People kept getting mad
    at me for some reason!
[05:41] KONOHA
    Well, of course.
[05:42] SATOKO
    "Of course"?!
[05:43] SATOKO
    Shock!
[05:44] SIGN
    Hobbies and skills:
[05:44] SIGN
    Watching movies,
    piano, reading
[05:44] SATOKO
    Maybe I shouldn't have lied
    about my skills and hobbies.
[05:48] KONOHA
    No, no. Those are fine.
[05:51] SATOKO
    Then why?
[05:53] KONOHA
    Listen, Satoko-chan.
[05:56] KONOHA
    Résumés are for lying.
[05:58] SATOKO
    L-Lying?!
[06:00] SIGN
    Register
[06:00] KONOHA
    Did you look over the family
    register I gave you the other day?
[06:02] SATOKO
    No, I didn't.
[06:04] KONOHA
    Why not? You should.
[06:06] KONOHA
    Let's start with your name.
[06:08] KONOHA
    Your family name isn't "Kusagakure."
[06:10] KONOHA
    It's Koga. Koga Satoko.
[06:11] KONOHA
    Here, rewrite that part.
[06:13] SATOKO
    O-Oh...
[06:14] KONOHA
    You're my relative.
[06:16] KONOHA
    In the family register, you're 15,
[06:18] KONOHA
    but write that you're 18 on your résumé.
[06:20] SATOKO
    Eighteen... There.
[06:21] KONOHA
    You can write whatever in the
    academic history section, too.
[06:24] KONOHA
    Let's put in my school's name.
[06:26] KONOHA
    Oh, and don't talk about ninjas.
[06:29] KONOHA
    Next, your hobbies and skills...
[06:31] SATOKO
    What?! I don't know those things!
[06:33] KONOHA
    Just write as I say, Satoko-chan.
[06:36] SATOKO
    Won't they find out?
[06:38] KONOHA
    Next, your guardians...
[06:39] SIGN
    Résumé
[06:39] SIGN
    Name:              Koga Satoko
[06:39] SIGN
    Hobbies and skills:
[06:39] SIGN
    Watching movies,
    piano, reading
[06:41] SATOKO
    I-It's done.
[06:43] SATOKO
    Huh? Who? Who is this?
[06:44] SATOKO
    Whose résumé is this?!
[06:46] KONOHA
    It's yours.
[06:47] SATOKO
    I'm like a whole different person.
[06:48] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[06:50] SATOKO
    Now I can do my best starting tomorrow!
[06:52] KONOHA
    I wish you luck.
[06:56] SATOKO
    Thank you!
[06:57] SIGN
    Supermarket Maru-Koro
[07:01] SATOKO
    All right!
[07:04] SATOKO
    Yes! I escaped my village to come—
[07:05] SATOKO
    I mean, I just moved here,
    but I can start anytime!
[07:10] RECRUITER C
    What about school?
[07:14] SATOKO
    Yes! I can clean up very well
    without leaving any evidence!
[07:18] RECRUITER D
    How did you get that stain?
[07:20] SATOKO
    Yes! I can make an especially
    good cup of tea!
[07:24] SATOKO
    I can guarantee the tea
    stalk floats upright!
[07:27] SATOKO
    Yes! I can carry it if
    I turn it into leaves!
[07:31] KONOHA
    So... did you get any interviews this time?
[07:34] SATOKO
    Yes! Of course!
[07:36] SATOKO
    I was able to converse with them,
    and no one got angry at me.
[07:39] SATOKO
    Surely I'll get a job now!
[07:46] SIGN
    Unsaved Number
[07:46] SIGN
    Incoming Call
[07:48] SATOKO
    Hello, this is Satoko!
[07:52] SATOKO
    What? Rejected?
[07:55] SATOKO
    Yes...
[07:56] SATOKO
    Thank you very much.
[08:02] SATOKO
    Yes!
[08:04] SATOKO
    Yes... Yes...
[08:07] SATOKO
    Thank you very much.
[08:13] SATOKO
    It's not working out!
[08:16] SATOKO
    There are people hiring
    and people who want to work,
[08:18] SATOKO
    so why can't I get accepted?
[08:20] KONOHA
    Maybe you're someone
    they don't want to employ.
[08:23] KURO
    You didn't have to go that far.
[08:27] KURO
    Your résumé doesn't seem bad, though.
[08:29] KONOHA
    Just give up.
[08:30] KURO
    How can you be so cold when
    Satoko's doing her best?
[08:34] KONOHA
    She must be bad at lying.
[08:36] SATOKO
    It's true!
[08:37] KONOHA
    A ninja shouldn't say that so confidently.
[08:40] SATOKO
    Ninja?
[08:41] SIGN
    Koga Satoko, 18 years old 
    Hobbies: Piano, watching movies
    Skills: Cooking
[08:41] SATOKO
    Me? Koga Satoko, 18 years old, a ninja?
[08:45] KURO
    Does she not know who she is anymore
    because she's been lying so much?
[08:48] SATOKO
    How do you do your interviews, Leader?
[08:52] KURO
    The same as you. I just spout some lies.
[08:55] KURO
    But it's tough without a family register.
[08:57] KURO
    My memory-erasing ninja skills
    aren't so useful, either.
[09:00] KONOHA
    Oh, here's an idea.
[09:01] KONOHA
    What if you erase Satoko-chan's
    memory of being a ninja?
[09:04] KURO
    How can you say something so scary?
[09:06] SATOKO
    Yeah, she's right.
[09:08] SATOKO
    Besides, if I forget that I'm a ninja,
    I won't be able to use my ninja skills.
[09:13] KURO
    If that happens, this one's
    gonna throw you away.
[09:16] KONOHA
    Yup.
[09:16] SATOKO
    What?!
[09:17] KONOHA
    I'd probably throw you away.
[09:19] SATOKO
    You won't have anyone to
    cook and clean for you!
[09:22] KONOHA
    It'll just go back to my previous lifestyle.
[09:25] SATOKO
    Please deny that statement...
[09:28] KURO
    Why do you even live with
    this woman, Satoko?
[09:31] KONOHA
    I'll throw you out.
[09:32] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[09:36] SATOKO
    Y-Yes! This is Satoko. Yes!
[09:39] SATOKO
    Wha—Yes. That sounds good.
[09:41] SATOKO
    Okay! Thank you very much!
[09:42] KURO
    Could this be...
[09:44] KURO
    Hey, that call just now...
[09:46] SATOKO
    Yes! I got a job!
[09:49] KURO
    Good for you, Satoko!
[09:51] KURO
    Congrats!
[09:52] SATOKO
    Yes! Thank you so much!
[09:55] SATOKO
    Until now, nothing went my way,
    no matter what I did.
[09:58] SATOKO
    I feel like my efforts have
    been seen for the first time,
[10:01] SATOKO
    and it makes me so happy!
[10:02] SATOKO
    It's all thanks to you for teaching
    me so much, Konoha-san!
[10:05] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[10:09] KONOHA
    You're welcome.
[10:11] KONOHA
    So, what's the job?
[10:17] SATOKO
    Oh, they floated up.
[10:19] SATOKO
    Poke. Poke.
[10:31] SATOKO
    Poke.
[10:33] KURO
    Ninkoro.
[10:36] YURIKO
    Ninkoro.
[11:00] ARISA
    What? A mission?!
[11:02] ARISA
    They'll pay me this much?
[11:07] ARISA
    I have to do my best for my first job!
[11:09] SATOKO
    Fetch!
[11:13] RADIO
    ...third corner curve. Number 7, AA Cup Ski,
    starts off the race from the rear...
[11:14] SATOKO
    Over here.
[11:18] KURO
    By the way, how's your job going?
[11:19] RADIO
    Number 6, Chopping Board, is in the lead.
[11:19] SATOKO
    There, there, there.
[11:20] RADIO
    Number 2, Yosetemo Nine, is next.
[11:21] KURO
    Is it fun?
[11:22] SATOKO
    I quit.
[11:23] RADIO
    Now, Number 7, AA Cup Ski, is...
[11:23] KURO
    Huh?
[11:24] SATOKO
    Yes.
[11:25] KURO
    What?! You gave up too soon!
[11:28] KURO
    You worked so hard to get that job!
[11:31] KURO
    I seriously don't understand.
[11:33] KURO
    What was the point of all that crying, then?
[11:35] SATOKO
    You've got it all wrong!
[11:37] SATOKO
    I wanted to try it out to see how it'd go,
[11:39] SATOKO
    and when I did, it was something
    I absolutely did not want to do!
[11:43] KURO
    You know...
[11:44] SATOKO
    And I make a lot more money
    with the assassin job anyway!
[11:49] KURO
    That's what the assassin
    woman kept telling you.
[11:51] SATOKO
    Here, you want it?
[11:52] KURO
    Did you hate it that much? Your, uh...
[11:56] KURO
    Sorry, what kind of job was it?
[11:59] SATOKO
    I had to poke corpses submerged
    in special liquids so they'd sink.
[12:03] KURO
    Come again?
[12:05] SATOKO
    It was really hard!
[12:07] SATOKO
    Eight-hour shifts are tough!
[12:09] SATOKO
    I had to keep looking at them,
    and sometimes our eyes would meet.
[12:13] SATOKO
    I thought I would go crazy.
[12:16] SATOKO
    Sometimes they show up in my dreams.
[12:18] KURO
    So why did you even accept that job?
[12:20] SATOKO
    They said it was a special
    kind of clean-up job.
[12:23] KURO
    Well, if that's what it was like,
    maybe it's a good thing you quit.
[12:28] SATOKO
    I've felt like someone's been
    watching me ever since.
[12:31] KURO
    Stop saying such scary things.
[12:33] KURO
    Oh, yeah. What did the assassin say?
[12:36] SATOKO
    When I told her I wanted to quit,
    she said, "I told you so."
[12:40] OLD MAN
    All right, Takeru! It's all on you, Takeru!
[12:40] RADIO
    With only 200 meters left,
    Takeru is doing it! He's here!
[12:41] KURO
    Of course she did.
[12:42] OLD MAN
    Please let me win today!
[12:42] KURO
    Well, do your best until you find
    the next thing you want to do.
[12:43] RADIO
    The lead switches to Takeru!
    Just a bit more until the goal!
[12:46] OLD MAN
    Yes! That's it! Good! Yeah! Go!
[12:49] OLD MAN
    Steady... All right!
[12:53] MOTHER
    There, there. I know that was scary.
[12:55] MOTHER
    It's okay. Mommy's here.
[12:59] KURO
    Um, could you keep it down a bit?
[13:01] OLD MAN
    Oh, so sorry! I just won 10,000 yen
    on a horse and got carried away.
[13:05] KURO
    Ten... thousand?!
[13:08] SIGN
    The Horse Racing
[13:09] SATOKO
    Leader, is that some form of studying?
[13:12] KURO
    Huh? Y-You could say that.
[13:15] KURO
    Just something to prepare
    me for making money.
[13:17] SATOKO
    I see. I hope you'll be able
    to find a job soon, too!
[13:21] YURIKO
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[13:22] KURO
    Oh, you're here.
[13:24] YURIKO
    Sorry I'm late, Kuro-chan.
[13:26] YURIKO
    I had a sudden work assignment
    even though it's my day off.
[13:29] KURO
    All good.
[13:30] SATOKO
    Kuro-chan?
[13:31] KURO
    My name. Did you not know?
[13:35] SATOKO
    Oh...
[13:36] YURIKO
    So this must be Satoko-chan.
[13:38] SATOKO
    Oh, hello.
[13:40] KURO
    I'll introduce you.
[13:42] KURO
    This is my SO, Yuriko.
[13:43] SATOKO
    What?!
[13:44] YURIKO
    Nice to meet you.
[13:46] SATOKO
    So your partner... is a woman?
[13:48] KURO
    Huh? Did I not tell you?
[13:51] SATOKO
    I had no idea.
[13:52] SATOKO
    So you were a man all along.
[13:55] KURO
    I'm a woman.
[13:56] KURO
    You seriously knew nothing about me, huh?
[13:57] OLD MAN
    There, there.
[14:01] KURO
    Well, now that we're all here, let's go.
[14:03] SATOKO
    Go where?
[14:05] KURO
    I told you the three of
    us could go get Italian.
[14:07] KURO
    That's why I called you here today.
[14:09] SATOKO
    Oh, that's why?
[14:11] YURIKO
    I'm excited.
[14:13] YURIKO
    You'll have to tell me lots of stories
    about Kuro-chan that I haven't heard.
[14:18] KURO
    I don't think she knows anything about me.
[14:23] SATOKO
    Pizza sure is delicious!
[14:25] YURIKO
    For you, Kuro-chan.
[14:27] KURO
    Thanks.
[14:28] YURIKO
    Do you want a sip of wine, too?
[14:31] KURO
    Oh, yeah.
[14:32] YURIKO
    Can I have a bit of your salad?
[14:35] KURO
    Sure.
[14:36] SATOKO
    You two are living together, right?
[14:39] KURO
    Yeah.
[14:40] SATOKO
    What sorts of things do lovers
    do together at home?
[14:44] KURO; YURIKO
    Huh?!
[14:44] KURO
    Well, you know... um...
[14:46] YURIKO
    W-Well...
[14:48] YURIKO
    We eat meals together,
    bathe together, and also...
[14:52] YURIKO
    Wh-What about you?
[14:54] YURIKO
    You're living with an assassin girl, right?
[14:57] SATOKO
    Me?
[14:59] KURO
    You make the meals, right, Satoko?
[15:01] KURO
    You're good at it, too.
[15:02] SATOKO
    Yes. I make them.
[15:05] KURO
    What's that assassin woman like at home?
[15:08] SATOKO
    Let's see...
[15:10] SATOKO
    Konoha-san mainly looks at her
    phone and lazes around at home.
[15:14] KURO
    And what do you do during those times?
[15:16] SATOKO
    I read magazines and such.
[15:18] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Konoha-san.
[15:19] (Flashback) SATOKO
    This month's number one in
    the thrilling assassin ranking...
[15:23] (Flashback) SATOKO
    "Slashes necks with a credit card!"
[15:25] (Flashback) SATOKO
    "Their smart and elegant kills show
    the true essence of a veteran!"
[15:30] (Flashback) KONOHA
    Huh.
[15:31] KURO
    Are you guys some middle-aged couple?
[15:34] YURIKO
    Do you bathe and sleep separately?
[15:37] SATOKO
    Yes, Konoha-san said...
[15:38] (Flashback) KONOHA
    I can't sleep if I hear snoring.
[15:41] SATOKO
    So I sleep in the kitchen.
[15:43] KURO
    What?
[15:45] SATOKO
    Cold...
[15:46] KURO
    You should at least say
    something about that.
[15:50] SATOKO
    Well...
[15:51] SATOKO
    Before, I was out on the veranda,
    so I'm better off now.
[15:55] SATOKO
    Also, Konoha-san is—
[15:59] KONOHA
    What are you talking about, Satoko-chan?
[16:01] SATOKO
    Oh! Why are you here?
[16:03] KURO
    Yeah, for real!
[16:04] KONOHA
    Well, I was craving Italian,
    and you guys happened to be here.
[16:08] KURO
    Do you have a GPS tracker
    on Satoko or something?
[16:11] SATOKO
    GPS?
[16:12] YURIKO
    You must be the assassin girl.
[16:15] YURIKO
    You look just like a normal, cute girl.
[16:17] KONOHA
    Wha... What? Who is she?
[16:19] KONOHA
    How does she know?
[16:20] YURIKO
    Oh, was that a secret?
[16:22] KURO
    Sorry, I told her. My bad.
[16:25] KONOHA
    You have loose lips, ninja.
[16:26] KURO
    It's fine!
[16:28] KURO
    Yuriko's lips are sealed! Right?
[16:29] YURIKO
    Huh?! Y-Yeah! I won't tell anyone.
[16:32] KONOHA
    But you literally just did.
[16:35] KONOHA
    Is this really okay?
[16:36] KONOHA
    It might be better to kill
    everyone right here and now.
[16:39] YURIKO
    Uh, is that assassin humor?
[16:41] KONOHA
    I'm serious.
[16:42] YURIKO
    Assassin-chan is scary.
[16:45] SATOKO
    Can I have more?
[16:48] SATOKO
    You surprised me.
[16:50] SATOKO
    I really thought you would kill everyone.
[16:53] KONOHA
    I was serious.
[16:55] SATOKO
    What? You can't!
[16:56] KONOHA
    That would have been easier.
[16:58] SATOKO
    Oh, look there!
[16:58] SIGN
    Crêpes
[17:00] SATOKO
    It's a crêpe shop!
[17:02] SIGN
    Strawberry
[17:02] SIGN
    Tuna Salad
[17:02] SIGN
    Banana
[17:02] SIGN
    Blueberry
    Cheesecake
[17:02] SATOKO
    It smells so good. They look delicious.
[17:05] SATOKO
    Konoha-san, would you
    like to stop and eat some?
[17:09] SATOKO
    Wait, when did you get that?!
[17:11] KONOHA
    If you want one, pay with your own money.
[17:11] SIGN
    Person of Interest
[17:11] SIGN
    Please contact if seen
[17:14] SATOKO
    I know.
[17:16] SATOKO
    Let's eat at that park together.
[17:19] EMPLOYEE
    Thank you very much.
[17:21] SATOKO
    It has so much cream. It's delicious.
[17:24] SATOKO
    Oh, yeah! Would you like
    a bite of mine, Konoha-san?
[17:27] KONOHA
    No way. You already ate most of it.
[17:29] SATOKO
    Oh, okay...
[17:31] KONOHA
    By the way, Satoko-chan,
    you have cream on your mouth.
[17:34] SATOKO
    What?! Where?!
[17:35] KONOHA
    There.
[17:36] SATOKO
    Here?
[17:37] KONOHA
    No. One centimeter up.
[17:39] SATOKO
    Around here?
[17:40] KONOHA
    Not even close.
[17:41] KONOHA
    More down.
[17:43] SATOKO
    Huh? Where is—
[17:46] SIGN
    Aya-C Real Estate
[17:52] ARISA
    I was watching you two, and you've
    been way too lovey-dovey!
[17:56] ARISA
    Just wipe your face with those already!
[17:59] SATOKO
    Huh? Who are you?
[18:00] ARISA
    I-I'm Kusagakure Arisa!
[18:04] ARISA
    I'm going to successfully finish
    this assignment, get a huge reward,
[18:07] ARISA
    move to a tower mansion,
    eat sushi for every meal,
[18:10] ARISA
    buy an annual pass for Mousey Land,
    adopt two cute parrots, and...
[18:15] ARISA
    That's all!
[18:16] SATOKO
    Oh, um... Um...
[18:19] ARISA
    You ready?
[18:20] ARISA
    Prepare yourself!
[18:28] ARISA
    You're able to dodge that?
[18:30] ARISA
    You really are an assassin.
[18:32] ARISA
    In that case, I'll target you first!
[18:35] KONOHA
    Stay back, Satoko-chan.
[18:37] SATOKO
    R-Right!
[18:37] ARISA
    My ninja skill is a
    recognition-enhancing type!
[18:40] ARISA
    It makes me incredibly
    strong against my target!
[18:44] ARISA
    But in exchange, it makes me really
    weak against everyone else...
[18:48] ARISA
    But in this situation, it's not a problem!
[18:51] ARISA
    Now, I will strike once more!
[19:09] ARISA
    What? Huh? My gauntlets!
[19:12] SATOKO
    Could it be that you're
    weaker than me right now?
[19:16] SATOKO
    Oh. I changed your gauntlets into
    leaves. They looked painful.
[19:21] ARISA
    Huh?
[19:25] SATOKO
    I'm glad those tissues showed up.
[19:28] KONOHA
    Are you going to continue
    looking for a part-time job?
[19:30] SATOKO
    No, not for a while.
[19:33] KONOHA
    You give up so fast.
[19:34] SATOKO
    I'll work hard on jobs with you, Konoha-san!
[19:42] CUSTOMER
    Um...
[19:43] CUSTOMER
    I'd like to order an iced melty caramel
    royal milk tea, large size with soy milk,
[19:47] CUSTOMER
    extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
    sauce, and three pumps of honey.
[19:51] SIGN
    Koro-Pay
[19:52] CUSTOMER
    Oh. Do you guys take Koro-Pay?
[19:54] STAFF
    Yes!
[19:59] STAFF
    Please take one.
[20:01] YOSHIDA
    Thank you.
[20:03] SIGN
    Aya-C Real Estate
[21:53] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[22:14] SATOKO
    This house has gotten pretty clean!
[22:17] KONOHA
    Really? Doesn't look that different to me.
[22:20] SATOKO
    Huh? I'm a little shocked.
[22:22] SATOKO
    Oh, by the way...
[22:24] SATOKO
    I kept these since I wasn't sure
    if they were trash or not.
[22:27] KONOHA
    Oh, those.
[22:28] KONOHA
    It's fine. They're trash now.
[22:30] SATOKO
    Are they?
[22:31] SATOKO
    What are these, anyway?
[22:33] SATOKO
    They're so colorful and cool-looking.
[22:35] KONOHA
    Simply put, they're cards you use when you
    want to buy stuff from a smartphone game.
[22:40] SATOKO
    Oh, these become money?
[22:43] SATOKO
    I didn't know you played games, Konoha-san.
[22:45] KONOHA
    Just a little in the past to kill time.
[22:48] KONOHA
    But I got too caught up in trying to rise in
    the rankings and spent too much money.
[22:52] KONOHA
    In the end, I felt ridiculous and quit.
[22:55] SATOKO
    You really like going up in rankings.
[22:58] SATOKO
    Hup.
[23:06] KONOHA
    Since you're done cleaning, make food next.
[23:09] SATOKO
    You're definitely using me as a free service!
[23:13] KONOHA
    Now, now.
[23:14] KONOHA
    I'll take you with me to
    a sweets shop tomorrow.
[23:16] KONOHA
    I've been interested in it but
    felt too awkward to go alone.
[23:20] SATOKO
    What? Yay!
[23:22] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[23:26] SIGN
    178th
[23:30] SIGN
    Next
[23:30] SIGN
    Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
    Have you ever had a part-time job?
[23:32] KONOHA
    When it's part of an assassin job.
[23:34] SATOKO
    What? So you've done services with a smile?
[23:35] KONOHA
    If that's the job.
[23:36] SATOKO
    What about singing and dancing?
[23:37] KONOHA
    If the job calls for it.
[23:38] SATOKO
    You really are a pro!