12 - A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof
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[00:03] ANNOUNCEMENT
Okay, today's lunchtime
tune is "Yarenno? Endless,"
[00:07] ANNOUNCEMENT
requested by Yamaguchi Akane from Class 2-A.
[00:15] YOSHIDA
Koga-san's been away for so long...
[00:32] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:50] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:50] SIGN
Leaf 12
[01:52] SIGN
Your backed up data
has been retrieved.
[01:52] SATOKO
Marin-san! My data came back!
[01:57] MARIN
Good thing you had all your
data in cloud storage.
[02:01] SATOKO
Cloud?
[02:02] ROBOKO II
It is a data storage space on the Internet.
[02:05] SATOKO
Time to reach out to Konoha-san!
[02:09] SATOKO
Oh? I have a missed call from Konoha-san from when my phone was missing.
[02:12] SIGN
Konoha-san
[02:12] SIGN
Missed Call 1
[02:14] SATOKO
That's rare.
[02:16] SATOKO
I wonder what she wanted to say.
[02:18] MARIN
Maybe it was an accident.
[02:23] SATOKO
She won't answer.
[02:24] MARIN
She is abroad.
Maybe the signal's not very good.
[02:29] MARIN
But she should be coming home soon.
[02:31] SATOKO
You're right!
[02:33] SATOKO
It's been nearly two weeks, after all.
[02:36] MARIN
Oh, yeah.
[02:37] MARIN
There's somewhere I need
you to go for me today.
[02:39] ROBOKO II
A-hup.
[02:42] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[02:42] SATOKO
So this is what people call the "dentist"!
[02:44] SIGN
Teeth
[02:46] SATOKO
We didn't have anything
like this in the village!
[02:48] MARIN
All right. First, let's get you a new tooth!
[02:49] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[02:54] SATOKO
M-Marin-san...
Please don't let go of my hand...
[02:57] DENTIST
Okay, open wide.
[02:58] MARIN
O-Okay!
[02:59] SIGN
Teeth
[03:04] SATOKO
It's back to normal!
[03:06] MARIN
Whoa, it looks good as new!
[03:06] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[03:08] SATOKO
Thank you so much, Marin-san!
[03:11] SATOKO
Oh. I need to send a picture to Konoha-san!
[03:15] SIGN
My tooth is back to normal
[03:20] MINATO
How long are you staying
at this house, Marin-chan?
[03:23] MARIN
It's dangerous to leave the kunoichi alone,
especially with Glasses being away.
[03:28] SATOKO
Marin-san...
[03:30] MINATO
She's the one being targeted. You have
nothing to do with this, Marin-chan.
[03:35] MARIN
Glasses left her in my care.
Plus, she's my friend.
[03:42] MARIN
I can't just abandon my friends.
[03:45] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[03:48] MINATO
I came to treat your eye because
Marin-chan begged me.
[03:52] MINATO
How about I give you some
modifications as a special bonus?
[03:56] SATOKO
Modifications?
[03:58] SATOKO
No, I'm fine with just normal treatment...
[04:01] MINATO
Wouldn't you like a useful eye so you
can work better with Konoha-chan?
[04:05] SATOKO
If I have one, will I be of use to Konoha-san?
[04:09] MINATO
Of course!
[04:10] MINATO
You'll be able to do more than just see!
[04:13] SATOKO
Huh... Well, I guess I can try...
[04:16] MINATO
Normal treatment would be too boring.
[04:18] MINATO
I'll tack on a whole bunch
of extra stuff for you!
[04:21] SATOKO
Let's do it! I would love that!
[04:24] SIGN
Today's breakfast was curry.
[04:24] SIGN
Minato-san told me
she can fix my eye.
[04:24] SIGN
She said she'll do an extra-special
treatment, so please look forward to it!
[04:27] MARIN
Don't come near me...
[04:29] MINATO
Good one, Marin-chan,
but I won't fall for that trick!
[04:32] MARIN
Stop... Hey! Hey!
[04:34] SIGN
I'd like to go to that one
restaurant we went to again.
[04:34] SIGN
Was it called Tadoya-san?
[04:34] SIGN
There's miso soup
waiting for you.
[04:34] SIGN
I saw someone who
looked like you.
[04:35] MINATO
So cute! Marin-chan!
[04:36] MARIN
Your methods are not fair! I'm gonna die!
[04:37] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[04:48] MINATO
Okay!
[04:48] MINATO
The experiment—I mean...
[04:51] MINATO
The treatment will now begin!
[04:52] SATOKO
Huh? Did you just say "experiment"?
[04:55] MINATO
It's been a while since I've worked
on a live human! I'm getting excited!
[04:59] MARIN
Remember to treat her, too.
[04:59] RABOKO II
Spin, spin, spin...
[05:02] MINATO
First and foremost...
[05:04] MINATO
An eye that has flame effects!
[05:06] MARIN
No way!
[05:07] MARIN
That's so cool!
[05:08] MINATO
Right? Right?
[05:12] SATOKO
It's hot...
[05:14] SATOKO
Is this actually on fire?
[05:21] MINATO
Okay! On to the next experiment!
[05:23] MINATO
An eye that summons lighting!
[05:25] SATOKO
What?!
[05:26] MARIN
Is there anyone who dislikes lightning?
[05:28] MARIN
Oh, man, it's too cool! You're a genius!
[05:29] MINATO
Come on, Satoko-chan.
Bring forth some lighting!
[05:32] SATOKO
O-Okay!
[05:37] MINATO
Okay, next is an eye that
can produce infinite water!
[05:42] SATOKO
Huh? It won't stop!
[05:44] MINATO
An eye with explosive tears!
[05:47] SATOKO
Ka-shing!
[05:47] MINATO
An eye that can blow up anything it looks at!
[05:50] MINATO
It has a 20-meter radius!
[05:56] MARIN
Me, me, me, me! I'm next!
[05:58] SATOKO
This isn't a toy, you know.
[05:59] MARIN
I know.
[06:01] MARIN
You'd prefer to have something
useful rather than cool, right?
[06:05] SATOKO
Huh?
[06:05] MARIN
Therefore I bestow upon you...
[06:07] MARIN
Roboko's eye!
[06:09] MARIN
Using the parts of your
fallen foe as your own...
[06:13] MARIN
How metal is that?!
[06:17] SIGN
Profile
Izutsumi Marin
Age: 18 (Appears 10)
Occupation: Assassin
Hobbies: Tinkering with mechs.
modifications, watching Koga Konoha
Good at: Making mechs
Skills: Can sometimes make amazing inventions
Likes: Konoha, Satoko, the robots she makes, bread
Dislikes: Apple, sour things, cleaning,
her sister post-reunion
Personality: Good at taking care of others, gets lonely
Cellphone: Android
[06:17] SATOKO
This is amazing!
[06:19] SIGN
Profile
Izutsumi Minato
Age: 23 (Appears 15)
Occupation: Doctor
Hobbies: Thinking about Marin-chan
Good at: Making medicine,
human body and anatomy modifications
Skills: Extremely intelligent
Likes: Marin-chan
Dislikes: Satoko
Personality: Gets out of control when it comes to her sister
[06:19] MARIN
That's not all.
[06:21] MARIN
You can use the Roboko beam!
[06:24] SATOKO
What?! That thing Konoha-san
was raving about?!
[06:28] MARIN
Correct! Go on, try it.
[06:30] MARIN
The release button is here.
[06:32] SATOKO
Okay!
[06:34] SATOKO
Will this just explode again?
[06:37] MARIN
It's okay this time.
[06:38] MINATO
Hurry! Hurry!
[06:43] SIGN
Calls from Konoha-san: 0
[06:43] SIGN
Messages from Konoha-san: 0
[06:43] SIGN
Satoko's Vitals: Healthy
[06:43] SIGN
Today's menu is undecided.
Think about it
[06:43] SIGN
Konoha-san.jpg
[06:43] SIGN
Shopping list: 6/8
Soy sauce, eggs, detergent
rice, milk, toilet paper,
oil, dashi stock
[06:43] SIGN
Miso soup: Delicious
Keeping warm 75C
[06:43] SIGN
Rice cooker
Time until cooked: 25 minutes
[06:48] SATOKO
Could it be... Konoha-san?
[06:51] SATOKO
Welcome hom—
[06:55] YOSHIDA
Hello.
[06:56] YOSHIDA
Huh? Are you okay, Satoko-chan?
[06:58] YOSHIDA
Is that a new cosplay?
[07:00] SATOKO
Oh, I'm working on a few
modifications for my eye.
[07:04] YOSHIDA
It's cute.
[07:06] SATOKO
Did you need something, Yoshida-san?
[07:08] YOSHIDA
I came to bring Koga-san's
belongings from her locker.
[07:14] YOSHIDA
People were starting to complain
that it was too messy.
[07:21] YOSHIDA
Is Koga-san back?
[07:23] YOSHIDA
She told me she was visiting a
relative who lives very far away
[07:26] YOSHIDA
and would be gone for a while.
[07:29] YOSHIDA
But it's been three weeks, and she
won't respond to my messages.
[07:33] SATOKO
It's true.
[07:35] SATOKO
But Konoha-san should come home any day now...
[07:39] SATOKO
Wait! Has it been that long already?!
[07:42] YOSHIDA
It's past her expected return date?
[07:44] YOSHIDA
That's worrisome.
[07:54] SATOKO
Marin-san, are you heading out?
[07:56] MARIN
It's for work.
You're coming with me, kunoichi.
[08:00] MINATO
What? But we finally get to
hang out together. Let's play!
[08:04] MARIN
I can't just do that.
[08:06] MARIN
If I don't start doing my jobs,
[08:09] MARIN
I'll end up like Glasses and get
roped into a penalty job...
[08:11] SATOKO
What? Is that the kind of
job Konoha-san is doing?
[08:16] MARIN
Shoot...
[08:18] MINATO
You didn't know?
[08:20] MINATO
She went out to earn the
money to treat your eye.
[08:24] SATOKO
No... Konoha-san's...
[08:27] MARIN
Sis! I told you not to say that!
[08:29] MINATO
Oh? Did you?
[08:32] MARIN
It's not what you think, kunoichi!
[08:33] MARIN
Well, it is, but...
[08:35] MARIN
Either way, it's a job she had to do,
[08:37] MARIN
and she can get a ton of money for it, so...
[08:39] MARIN
Wait, I didn't mean she's doing it for
the money... It's also for your sake...
[08:43] MARIN
Er, wait, this isn't something you should
feel guilty about... What I mean is...
[08:46] MINATO
You're so cute when you're
panicking, Marin-chan!
[08:49] SATOKO
Is that what was happening?
[08:51] MARIN
Either way, don't worry.
[08:54] MARIN
I know it's going to be tougher than usual,
[08:57] MARIN
but I'm sure Glasses will
come home safe and sound!
[09:01] SATOKO
You're right!
[09:02] MARIN
Yup, yup!
[09:03] MINATO
Will this one's body hold out
until she comes home, though?
[09:07] SATOKO
Huh?
[09:09] SATOKO
Konoha-san, please hurry home!
[09:16] SATOKO
I didn't realize being an assassin
was such a dangerous occupation.
[09:20] SATOKO
I had no idea.
[09:22] MARIN
Of course it is. It's assassin work.
[09:24] MARIN
They do a lot of things
that can't be made public.
[09:27] MARIN
Once you join, it's not easy to get out.
[09:30] MARIN
You ninjas get pursued as runaways
if you leave the village, right?
[09:35] MARIN
It's the same with assassin organizations.
[09:38] MARIN
Even when we're not paying attention,
[09:40] MARIN
the people in the organization are
always watching us, wherever we go.
[09:43] MARIN
Haven't you noticed suspicious people
lurking around everywhere you go?
[09:48] GIRL
Thank you for the balloon!
[09:54] SIGN
Pachinko
[09:54] SATOKO
Could it be Yoshida-san?!
[09:56] MARIN
Who are you talking about?
[10:08] SATOKO
It's done.
[10:10] MARIN
You're not going to use
your Roboko eye here?
[10:13] SATOKO
Oh, I forgot.
[10:16] SIGN
Minato-san told me she can fix my eye.
She said she'll do an extra-special treatment,
so please look forward to it!
We went through disasters related to
fire, lighting, and water.
Konoha-san, is work okay?
Please don't push yourself.
Marin-san's robot repaired
our house for us again.
Yoshida-san came by to drop off
your belongings from school.
I'm helping Marin-san with her work today.
[10:17] SATOKO
Konoha-san still hasn't contacted me.
[10:21] SATOKO
She hasn't even seen the
messages I sent her.
[10:24] MARIN
I also reached out to her since I was
worried, but haven't heard back.
[10:29] MARIN
She's not dead, is she?
[10:31] (Flashback) KONOHA
Oh. If I don't come back,
just assume I'm dead.
[10:36] SATOKO
If Konoha-san really died...
[10:40] SATOKO
What am I supposed to do from now on?
[10:50] YUKARI
Whoa, there.
[10:51] YUKARI
I'll be taking the reward of that
guy you turned into leaves.
[10:56] YUKARI
Along with both of your heads!
[10:59] SATOKO
This card is...
[11:00] MARIN
A pursuer!
[11:01] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[11:02] SATOKO
That's the ninja I drove away!
[11:04] YUKARI
You so graciously took care
of me that time, Satoko.
[11:08] SATOKO
Huh? Did you gain weight?
[11:10] YUKARI
No I didn't, stupid!
[11:12] YUKARI
You think I sat around and did nothing
this whole time I plotted to kill you?
[11:17] SATOKO
You didn't show up for weeks.
I thought you'd given up.
[11:25] MARIN
Not good!
[11:26] ROBOKO II
Master!
[11:29] YUKARI
C'mon!
[11:30] MARIN
Roboko!
[11:34] SATOKO
Marin-san?!
[11:37] YUKARI
I'll show you my magic tricks.
[11:41] SATOKO
Huh? Wait!
[11:45] YUKARI
As I thought. You can't turn
living things into leaves.
[11:54] SATOKO
Why?!
[11:55] YUKARI
You thought I'd fall for the same trick?
[11:59] SATOKO
An octopus?
[12:00] YUKARI
Is it me, or are you weaker?
You've got a lame eye now, too.
[12:05] YUKARI
See ya.
[12:07] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:10] SATOKO
Ouch.
[12:10] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:15] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:17] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:18] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:25] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:26] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:27] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:32] YUKARI
That's such a cheat.
[12:48] YUKARI
You little... Die! Die!
[12:50] YUKARI
Scaring me like that!
[12:55] YUKARI
C'mon! C'mon!
[12:57] YUKARI
Time to end this...
[13:01] YUKARI
Shit!
[13:11] KONOHA
Oh. A dead ninja.
[13:17] SATOKO
Ninkoro.
[13:20] KONOHA
Ninkoro.
[13:43] SATOKO
Konoha-san... Welcome home!
[13:48] KONOHA
I'm home.
[13:51] YUKARI
Assassin...
[13:53] YUKARI
What's with that getup?
[13:58] KONOHA
Huh?
[13:59] KONOHA
I don't need to hear that from you.
[14:01] KONOHA
How upsetting.
[14:03] YUKARI
I was able to get you last time.
[14:05] YUKARI
What makes you think you can win
now, especially with one arm?!
[14:11] KONOHA
I wonder.
[14:12] KONOHA
I wasn't at my best back then.
[14:14] KONOHA
Plus...
[14:19] KONOHA
I was alone back then.
[14:22] KONOHA
But now there are two of us.
[14:24] YUKARI
Shut up.
[14:25] YUKARI
What difference is one or two
good-for-nothings going to make?
[14:33] SATOKO
Job complete!
[14:39] KONOHA
Now, let's get Marin and
Roboko and head home.
[14:45] SATOKO
Konoha-san, um...
[14:48] SATOKO
Y-Your arm!
[14:51] KONOHA
Oh, yeah.
[14:52] KONOHA
I got in a bit of a bind, is all.
[14:54] SATOKO
That's not just a bit...
[14:55] KONOHA
It's all right.
[14:58] KONOHA
I brought it back in one piece.
[14:59] SIGN
Requires Refrigeration
This is raw flesh.
Please keep away from direct sunlight
and high temperatures.
Surgically reattach within the day.
[15:00] SATOKO
Your arm!
[15:18] SIGN
A Few Days Later
[15:21] ALL
Let's eat!
[15:28] SATOKO
Are you okay now, Marin-san and Roboko?
[15:32] MARIN
I only fainted, so my injuries were minor.
[15:36] ROBOKO II
No need to worry about me, either.
[15:39] SATOKO
I'm glad we're all back safe and sound.
[15:43] MINATO
Since you seem to be doing fine, do you
want to continue being my guinea pig?
[15:47] SATOKO
No way.
[15:49] KONOHA
What did you all do while I was away?
[15:52] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san, I updated
you about it every day!
[15:56] SATOKO
These two were so mean!
[15:58] KONOHA
Oh, right.
[16:00] KONOHA
Sorry, my phone broke,
so I didn't see any of that.
[16:04] KONOHA
But I couldn't get in touch
with you, either, Satoko-chan.
[16:08] SATOKO
Th-That's because...
[16:10] SATOKO
I accidentally flushed it down the toilet...
[16:13] MARIN
She used the toilet in the weirdest
position. It freaked me out.
[16:16] KONOHA
What?
[16:17] KONOHA
Didn't I tell you not to use the
bathroom that way anymore?
[16:17] SIGN
Please use the toilet sitting down.
[16:25] MARIN
Anyway, Glasses...
[16:26] MARIN
I'm amazed you came home partway
through the challenge mission.
[16:30] KONOHA
Well, normally, losing an arm wouldn't
be enough to be allowed to withdraw.
[16:34] KONOHA
But I killed five or six enemy
executives during that mission.
[16:40] KONOHA
So I negotiated with the organization,
[16:42] KONOHA
and I was able to come
back on the condition
[16:44] KONOHA
that I'd get no reward and
my rank wouldn't change.
[16:47] MARIN
But why did you decide to
come back all of a sudden?
[16:50] MARIN
If you'd kept going, you could have gone up
in the rankings and gotten a big reward.
[16:55] KONOHA
Yeah, but...
[16:57] KONOHA
Satoko-chan suddenly stopped contacting me.
[17:03] MARIN
What?
[17:04] MARIN
You mean you really came back because
you were worried about the kunoichi?
[17:12] MARIN
Seriously?
[17:21] SATOKO
Marin-san said they're
going to a super spa now.
[17:25] KONOHA
Uh-huh.
[17:29] SATOKO
I'm glad your arm was able to be reattached.
[17:32] KONOHA
It's amazing, right?
[17:33] KONOHA
I was a bit scared since
the surgery seemed shady.
[17:35] SATOKO
I'm glad Minato-san decided to treat
you because you saved Marin-san.
[17:42] KONOHA
And I'm glad your eye was treated, too.
[17:44] SATOKO
Yes! Thank you so much, Konoha-san.
[17:48] KONOHA
For what?
[17:51] KONOHA
Hm? Wait a minute.
[17:53] KONOHA
Aren't the colors of your eyes different?
[17:55] SATOKO
Huh? Are they?
[17:57] KONOHA
Those two did a sloppy job...
[17:59] KONOHA
I'll have them redo it.
[18:01] SATOKO
It's all right!
[18:04] SATOKO
For me, this is my first victory as well as
my medal for being able to protect you!
[18:09] SATOKO
I like that this is proof of that!
[18:13] KONOHA
What a cool thing to say.
[18:16] KONOHA
As for my scar, it's just
proof that I screwed up.
[18:19] SATOKO
That's not true!
[18:23] SATOKO
The scars on your belly and arm...
[18:25] SATOKO
They're both scars you got for my sake.
[18:29] KONOHA
Well... I guess...
[18:37] KONOHA
You're right. We're even, then.
[18:40] SATOKO
Exactly! We're even!
[18:43] KONOHA
Though it was for my own sake, too.
[18:46] SATOKO
There you go again.
[18:49] SATOKO
Oh! That's right!
[18:53] SATOKO
You promised you'd tell me
when you came back, right?
[18:59] KONOHA
About what?
[19:00] SATOKO
Don't play dumb!
[19:02] SATOKO
Your reason for wanting to
climb the assassin rankings!
[19:09] KONOHA
Do you regret meeting me and
living like this, Satoko-chan?
[19:16] SATOKO
Not at all! I'm having fun!
[19:19] SATOKO
I can't imagine living any other way!
[19:24] SATOKO
From your side of things, your ranking
has dropped, and you're also in debt.
[19:29] SATOKO
You're in a worse situation
than when we first met.
[19:33] SATOKO
I'm sorry.
[19:36] KONOHA
That's not true.
[19:42] KONOHA
I see. Then...
[19:49] KONOHA
This is just between the two of us, okay?
[21:23] SIGN
The End
[21:30] SIGN
I heard that the ninja from last time showed up again. Are you okay?
[21:33] SIGN
Inbox
[21:33] SIGN
Satoko
[21:33] SIGN
Everything's good!
[21:37] KURO
What did I tell you?
[21:39] KURO
She's totally fine.
[21:44] YURIKO
What a relief.
[21:46] YURIKO
I'd like to eat with them again.
[21:51] SIGN
Sisters forever
[21:51] SIGN
Together forever
[21:52] MINATO
You're so cute, Marin-chan!
[21:55] MINATO
Let's take another!
[21:57] MARIN
That's enough...
[22:01] SIGN
School Commute Path
[22:03] YOSHIDA
See you tomorrow.
[22:10] SIGN
Caution: Merging Traffic
[22:14] SIGN
Stop
[22:17] SATOKO
Sorry for the wait, Konoha-san!
[22:27] KANON
Yes, I found you!
[22:28] KANON
The runaway ninja and Assassin-san!
[22:30] KANON
This is a dead end!
[22:35] KANON
Yippee!
[22:36] KANON
Nice to meet you!
[22:37] KANON
I am a pursuer from the village,
Kusagakure Kanon-chan!
[22:40] KANON
Hey, hey.
[22:41] KANON
What do you think my ninjutsu is?
[22:45] KANON
Of course I'm not telling you!
[22:48] KANON
I want you two to regret it once you die!
[22:58] SATOKO
Good work today!
[23:02] KONOHA
We'll have to work hard again
since my ranking went down.
[23:05] SATOKO
Yes!
[23:06] SATOKO
Today's just the beginning!
[23:09] KONOHA
You're right.
[23:11] KONOHA
Let's do our best together.
[23:24] SATOKO
Yes!
[23:34] SIGN
290 Glasses and Shinobi
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