A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof On the way home from school one day, Konoha Koga rescues Satoko Kusagakure, a ninja who escaped her village. Soon, pursuers from the village show up in search of Satoko only to be deftly dealt with by Konoha. As it turns out, the unassuming high schooler is actually an assassin. Thus, the potentially cutthroat cohabitation of a ninja and an assassin begins! Season 1 1 - A Ninja and an Assassin Meet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] SIGN     Danger Ahead     Leaving the village is forbidden. [00:18] NARRATOR     2025. [01:28] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:46] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin Meet [02:48] SIGN     Leaf 1 [02:54] ANNOUNCEMENT     Now, today's lunchtime tune     is "One-Sided Karaage Love," [02:58] ANNOUNCEMENT     Requested by Yamaguchi     Akane-san from Class 1-B. [03:05] KONOHA     Guess I'll go home. [03:09] YOSHIDA     Koga-san? Do you feel unwell again today? [03:12] KONOHA     Well, you could say that. [03:14] KONOHA     Later. [03:15] YOSHIDA     Take care. [03:27] KONOHA     Oh. [03:28] KONOHA     A dead ninja. [03:34] SATOKO     Please wait! [03:35] SATOKO     Are you really going to     just kick me and leave?! [03:39] SATOKO     I beg you... [03:41] SATOKO     Could you please give me something to eat? [03:46] KONOHA     Um, what do you expect me to do? [03:48] KONOHA     I don't have any food on me,     nor any reason to give you some. [03:52] SATOKO     You just kicked me, though! [03:54] SATOKO     Oh... I feel faint after yelling... [03:59] KONOHA     Um... Is this my fault? [04:02] SIGN     Tadoya [04:05] SIGN     Health [04:05] SIGN     Heart [04:06] EMPLOYEE     Thank you for waiting. [04:07] EMPLOYEE     Here's your chicken nanban karaage plate. [04:11] SATOKO     Huh? Where am I? [04:14] SATOKO     Whoa. This is... [04:16] SATOKO     Can I... e-eat this? [04:21] KONOHA     Time to eat. [04:24] SATOKO     Huh? [04:32] KONOHA     Huh? Hey. [04:34] KONOHA     You dead? [04:36] SATOKO     What is this? Torture? [04:38] SATOKO     This has to be torture. [04:39] SATOKO     I've been trained in dealing     with torture, you know! [04:42] KONOHA     Whoa. You're suddenly using ninja-ish terms. [04:45] KONOHA     Here. [04:46] SATOKO     Huh? [04:47] KONOHA     This place has free refills on rice and soup,     so eat as much as you want. [04:47] SIGN     °Refills are usually provided solely for those who ordered. [04:53] SATOKO     Really?! [04:57] SATOKO     Thank you so much for helping me today! [05:00] SATOKO     My name is Kusagakure Satoko. [05:03] SATOKO     May I ask what your name is? [05:08] KONOHA     Konoha. [05:09] SATOKO     Konoha-san! What a lovely name. [05:12] SATOKO     You're my savior, Konoha-san! [05:14] KONOHA     Uh-huh. [05:16] KONOHA     By the way, why was a ninja like you     passed out on the side of the street? [05:20] SATOKO     Well, you see... [05:21] SIGN     Ninja Village [05:22] (Flashback) KURO     All we do is train every day     deep in these mountains! [05:25] (Flashback) KURO     Don't you want to know     about the outside world?! [05:25] SIGN     Ninja Killing [05:27] NINJAS     Yeah! [05:28] (Flashback) KURO     Don't you want to live a normal life?! [05:30] (Flashback) NINJAS     Yeah! [05:32] (Flashback) KURO     Yeah! Don't you agree, Satoko? [05:32] SIGN     Tea [05:34] (Flashback) SATOKO     It sounds lovely. [05:36] (Flashback) KURO     All right! We leave tonight! [05:37] (Flashback) SATOKO     Huh? [05:39] (Flashback) NINJA A     We finally made it to the city! [05:41] (Flashback) SATOKO     Hold on— [05:41] (Flashback) NINJA B     Our trackers are still on our tail! [05:43] (Flashback) NINJA C     Are we the only survivors?! [05:45] (Flashback) SATOKO     Um... [05:45] (Flashback) KURO     Damn it! [05:46] (Flashback) KURO     All because I led you all to listen to me... [05:48] (Flashback) NINJA D     Don't lose hope! [05:49] (Flashback) NINJA D     I'm sure everyone's resolve when     deciding to leave home was strong! [05:53] (Flashback) KURO     If we stay in a group here,     we'll be caught in no time! [05:55] (Flashback) KURO     We'll split off from here on! [05:57] (Flashback) KURO     Live in good health, everyone! [05:59] (Flashback) ALL     Disperse! [06:02] (Flashback) SATOKO     I... I responded to them without thinking,     and now I'm a runaway ninja... [06:08] SATOKO     So that's the story. [06:09] KONOHA     Stuff like that happens? [06:12] SATOKO     May I have some more? [06:23] SATOKO     Thank you very much. [06:25] SATOKO     That employee was staring     at us the whole time, huh? [06:28] SATOKO     I wonder why. [06:30] KONOHA     It's probably nothing. [06:34] SATOKO     Next time, I'd like to try the karaage, too! [06:37] KONOHA     Huh? Next time? [06:44] SATOKO     Is something the matter? [06:48] FUMIKO     Found you, Satoko! [06:50] SATOKO     S-Senpai?! [06:52] FUMIKO     You know the village rules. [06:54] FUMIKO     Runaway ninjas must die! [06:55] SATOKO     P-Please wait! [06:56] SATOKO     I wasn't actually trying to run away... [06:58] FUMIKO     You can't fool me! [06:59] FUMIKO     Do you know how many times     we've caught you running away? [07:02] SATOKO     A-Around three? [07:04] FUMIKO     Try eight! [07:05] SATOKO     It's a misunderstanding! [07:07] SATOKO     I sorta got roped into— [07:08] FUMIKO     Stop lying! [07:09] FUMIKO     Whenever there are runaway     shinobi, you're always there! [07:12] FUMIKO     There are even rumors that     you're leading them! [07:14] FUMIKO     To top it off, you even got a     civilian involved this time! [07:17] FUMIKO     I don't know how much you told her,     but I'll have to kill her, too! [07:21] KONOHA     Oh. I got it out. [07:22] FUMIKO     We can't let anyone live after learning     that we, the Kusagakure clan, [07:25] FUMIKO     are a shinobi group that secretly     carries out assassination [07:28] FUMIKO     and espionage requests from the country! [07:30] SATOKO     Uh, Senpai, I haven't said     a word about any of that. [07:34] KONOHA     Interesting. The tip of the     kunai is laced with poison. [07:39] FUMIKO     When did you... [07:42] KONOHA     I don't know about the owner of the weapon     getting affected by their own poison. [07:46] KONOHA     That's all you've got, even though     you're ranked higher than me? [07:52] FUMIKO     Ranking? [07:54] FUMIKO     Damn... You're not just any civilian. [07:58] KONOHA     Oh. Did I say that out loud? [08:06] SATOKO     Senpai... [08:08] KONOHA     Were you two close? [08:11] SATOKO     No. I couldn't think of any     good memories with her. [08:14] KONOHA     I see. [08:15] KONOHA     Now, what should I do with her corpse? [08:19] SATOKO     You can leave that to me! [08:21] KONOHA     Huh? What are you going to do? [08:23] SATOKO     I don't really have good battle skills... [08:36] SATOKO     But I know the ninjutsu for     turning things into leaves! [08:42] SATOKO     Um, excuse me! [08:44] SATOKO     I was thinking... [08:46] SATOKO     You seem too used to this, Konoha-san. [08:51] KONOHA     I guess I can tell you. [08:53] KONOHA     Yeah. [08:54] KONOHA     I'm an assassin. [08:57] SATOKO     A-Assassin?! [08:59] SATOKO     They really exist? [09:01] KONOHA     This coming from a ninja? [09:02] KONOHA     Yeah, we do. That senpai of yours just now? [09:06] KONOHA     She's probably also an assassin. [09:08] KONOHA     There are rankings for assassins, [09:11] KONOHA     and everyone at the top is named "Kusagakure." [09:14] KONOHA     So I'm thinking there are quite a few     assassins that come from your village. [09:17] SATOKO     Huh... [09:18] KONOHA     "Huh"? That's it? [09:19] KONOHA     I want to get to the top, [09:22] KONOHA     but we're not ranked on kill count alone. [09:24] KONOHA     We're also ranked based on how     well we can clean up on-site. [09:27] KONOHA     I'm not really good at that,     which is why I stay at a low rank. [09:32] KONOHA     You understand why I shared     all this info with you, right? [09:35] SATOKO     Huh? [09:35] SIGN     Huh? [09:37] SATOKO     Oh, I get that a lot. [09:39] SATOKO     People say I'm very easy to talk to! [09:43] KONOHA     I don't think you get it. [09:45] KONOHA     I want you to pair up with     me and work together. [09:50] SATOKO     Nin-Koro. [09:53] KONOHA     Nin-Koro. [09:56] KONOHA     This means high-ranking ninjas     will be coming after you. [10:00] KONOHA     I'll protect you from them. [10:03] KONOHA     In exchange, I want you     to help me with my work. [10:07] KONOHA     What do you say? [10:08] SATOKO     Um... What happens if I refuse? [10:13] SATOKO     Please say something. [10:23] MICHIRU     Senpai? Where are you? Fumiko-senpai! [10:27] MICHIRU     It's me, Michiru! [10:29] SATOKO     Eh? Huh? [10:31] MICHIRU     Oh! A runaway ninja! [10:33] MICHIRU     Huh? Where's Senpai? [10:37] MICHIRU     Oh, well! [10:56] MICHIRU     Hey! Don't dodge them! [10:59] MICHIRU     I'm gonna do it again, okay? Don't move! [11:02] KONOHA     Huh? N-No thanks! [11:04] MICHIRU     Hey! Don't run away! [11:09] KONOHA     Can you do that thing again? [11:11] SATOKO     O-Of course! [11:16] KONOHA     I'm amazed. [11:19] KONOHA     So, about your answer... [11:24] SATOKO     How could I refuse? [11:26] SATOKO     I got rid of Senpai and can't     go back to the village, so... [11:29] SATOKO     The idea that you would     protect a drifter like me... [11:33] SATOKO     Please let me help you! [11:34] SATOKO     Wait, why are you wielding that kunai? [11:37] KONOHA     Well, I was going to kill you if you refused. [11:39] SATOKO     That's so disturbing! [11:40] SATOKO     Also, that won't do. [11:43] SATOKO     You need to dispose     of the murder weapon. [11:45] KONOHA     Wanna marry me? [11:46] SATOKO     You're that impressed?! [11:54] KONOHA     This is it. [11:58] KONOHA     I'm hungry... [11:59] SATOKO     I'm good at cooking! [12:01] KONOHA     Even though you're a ninja? [12:02] SATOKO     Since I'm such a failure,     all I did was chores and odd jobs, [12:06] SATOKO     so I naturally became skilled at housework. [12:12] KONOHA     Well, come in. [12:14] KONOHA     This will be your home from now on. [12:17] SATOKO     My home! [12:24] SATOKO     Wh-What a mess! [12:25] KONOHA     Can you just turn the garbage     around here into leaves? [12:28] KONOHA     And I'm leaving dinner to you. [12:30] SATOKO     She's already bossing me around. [12:33] KONOHA     So good! [12:35] KONOHA     I never thought I'd get to eat food this good. [12:38] KONOHA     You sure were a great find. [12:39] SATOKO     By the way, Konoha-san... [12:41] SATOKO     You have a lot of mail     stuffed in your mailbox. [12:44] SATOKO     All the recipient names are different,     and not one of them has your name on it. [12:48] SATOKO     What could that mean? [12:49] KONOHA     Konoha? Oh, yeah, that's my name.     What about it? [12:53] SATOKO     Huh? Is it a fake name?! [12:55] SATOKO     What's your real name? [12:57] KONOHA     Can you bring me the cake     that's in the fridge? [13:01] SATOKO     So you're not going to tell me... [13:04] KONOHA     So good! [13:05] SATOKO     Looks delicious... [13:07] KONOHA     I bought this with my own     hard-earned money, [13:11] KONOHA     so I can't give you any. [13:13] SATOKO     But we haven't even worked together yet! [13:16] SATOKO     I also made tonight's dinner! [13:19] KONOHA     Oh, yeah. [13:20] KONOHA     Here, then. [13:22] SATOKO     Huh? [13:23] SATOKO     Yummy! [13:24] KONOHA     Make my lunch tomorrow, too. [13:26] SATOKO     Sure! Leave it to me! [13:44] KONOHA     Well, I'm off to school. [13:47] SATOKO     What? You really are a student?! [13:50] KONOHA     What did you think I was? [13:51] SATOKO     Well, I thought it was a disguise     to hide from the world. [13:55] SIGN     Huh? [13:55] KONOHA     Huh? [13:55] KONOHA     So, what? [13:55] SIGN     High School Girl [13:56] KONOHA     You thought I was someone [13:58] KONOHA     who'd wear a school uniform     even though they're not a student? [14:01] KONOHA     I have friends at my school, too, you know. [14:04] SATOKO     What? No way! [14:05] KONOHA     Excuse me? Why'd you react like that? [14:07] SATOKO     Oh, no reason! N-Never mind! [14:11] SATOKO     I see. [14:13] SATOKO     So that's why she wanted me to make     her lunch. Because she's a student. [14:23] SATOKO     I thought we could go around     town together, though. [14:26] SATOKO     Wait. [14:27] SATOKO     She forgot her lunch! [14:29] SATOKO     I need to get this to her, or her lunch will... [14:35] SATOKO     Where's her school? [14:37] SATOKO     No! I may be a good-for-nothing     runaway ninja, but I'm still a shinobi! [14:40] SATOKO     Now is the time [14:41] SATOKO     to use the skills I learned     in the ninja village! [14:45] CHILD     Mommy, look at that. [14:47] WOMAN     Don't look! [14:48] KID     Hey! It's a ninja! A ninja! [14:51] KID     What kind of ninja runs like that? So lame! [14:53] KID     Ninjas run like this! [14:59] YOSHIDA     What's the matter, Koga-san? [15:01] KONOHA     Oh, uh... I forgot my lunch. [15:04] YOSHIDA     What? Your lunch? How rare. [15:06] YOSHIDA     Did you finally learn how to cook? [15:08] KONOHA     Well... [15:09] KONOHA     I'm currently living with a relative of mine. [15:12] KONOHA     She takes care of the chores. [15:13] YOSHIDA     What? Living together? [15:15] SIGN     A corrupt lifestyle... [15:15] FANTASY KONOHA     I tried it on. [15:15] SIGN     I tried it on... [15:15] SIGN     Shake [15:15] SIGN     Hey, right now     is a no-no. [15:16] FANTASY KONOHA     Hey, right now is a no-no. [15:16] SIGN     No! [15:16] SIGN     Strip... [15:17] SIGN     Porn Manga [15:18] KONOHA     Who is that in your fantasies? [15:19] SATOKO     I finally found you! [15:21] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [15:23] SATOKO     You forgot your lunch! [15:25] KONOHA     Oh, you came all this way to bring it to me? [15:28] KONOHA     How did you know where I was? [15:30] SATOKO     Oh! I followed the scent of your underwear! [15:35] KONOHA     What? [15:35] YOSHIDA     Like a porn manga! [15:38] YOSHIDA     Oh, so this is Satoko-chan. [15:41] SATOKO     It's nice to meet you, um... [15:43] KONOHA     Yoshida-san. My classmate. [15:45] SATOKO     Yes! Yoshida-san! [15:47] YOSHIDA     You're so polite. [15:49] YOSHIDA     By the way, I was wondering... [15:51] YOSHIDA     Why are you dressed as a ninja? [15:53] SATOKO     Right! Um... [15:55] KONOHA     Oh, she's into cosplaying. [15:57] YOSHIDA     Oh, my! [15:57] SIGN     Bunny [15:57] SIGN     Pervy!! [15:57] SIGN     Nurse [15:59] YOSHIDA     Even though you're her relative, [16:01] YOSHIDA     Koga-san lives alone, so there must be some     reason you came to live with her, right? [16:06] KONOHA     Um... [16:07] SATOKO     "Koga"? [16:08] KONOHA     You see, Satoko-chan is my second cousin. [16:11] KONOHA     Her parents took her to research cannibals,     but the cannibals ended up eating them. [16:16] KONOHA     Satoko-chan was orphaned, and the     cannibals took care of her for a while [16:19] KONOHA     until they were wiped out by another     tribe. Luckily she survived. [16:22] KONOHA     Then she was taken in by a childless couple,     but after they had their own child, [16:26] KONOHA     things got awkward between them. [16:27] KONOHA     So Satoko-chan no longer had a place to stay, [16:29] KONOHA     and my parents were asked     if they could take her in. [16:32] KONOHA     Since my parents are     always flying around overseas [16:34] KONOHA     and don't have the time to take care of her, [16:36] KONOHA     she ended up living with me. Which works     because I always wanted a little sister. [16:40] KONOHA     That's the gist of it. [16:41] YOSHIDA     Oh, my. That must have been hard. [16:42] SATOKO     Those cannibals sound too scary. [16:49] KONOHA     Well, I'm going to take     her to the school entrance. [16:52] YOSHIDA     Okay. I'll head back to the classroom. [16:55] YOSHIDA     See you later, Satoko-chan. [16:57] SATOKO     Okay! Let's meet again! [17:03] SATOKO     I'll head back, then. [17:05] SATOKO     I'm glad we got to eat lunch together. [17:07] KONOHA     Wait. [17:08] KONOHA     Could you wait for me until school's out? [17:12] KONOHA     I have work right after that. [17:14] SATOKO     What?! You mean we get to     do assassin work together?! [17:17] KONOHA     I was planning to do it after we     get back, but this will save time. [17:21] SATOKO     Yippee! [17:22] KONOHA     You're too loud. [17:23] SATOKO     Sorry... [17:25] KONOHA     I should have you hide somewhere [17:26] KONOHA     so you don't stand out     while school's still in session. [17:31] SATOKO     What is it? [17:33] KONOHA     It's just... [17:34] KONOHA     I don't think that'll work     with you in that outfit. [17:37] SATOKO     How rude! I'm a shinobi! [17:40] KONOHA     Is your clan the type that wants attention? [17:42] SATOKO     That'll harm our reputation. [17:43] KONOHA     Well, whatever. [17:44] KONOHA     Guess I'll just leave school early. [17:46] SATOKO     Huh? [17:47] SATOKO     Schools in the city are so lenient. [17:47] SIGN     Lucky [17:50] KONOHA     Actually, they're not. [17:52] KONOHA     I tend to eat out a lot during lunch, [17:56] KONOHA     so to make it easier to leave early,     I told the school that I'm physically weak. [17:59] SATOKO     Even though you're a super strong assassin... [18:04] SATOKO     It's finally our first job together.     I'm getting nervous. [18:08] SATOKO     What kind of assignment is it? [18:10] KONOHA     I haven't really looked at it yet. [18:13] KONOHA     Oh. [18:14] SIGN     Recollecting... [18:18] KONOHA     The target is that one girl's father. [18:23] SATOKO     Wow. You do that with no hesitation. [18:26] KONOHA     I have to. It's my job. [18:29] KONOHA     You're up. [18:30] SATOKO     Okay. I'll turn him into leaves. [18:34] KONOHA     You're pretty merciless yourself. [18:37] SIGN     °The target's relative was the client. [18:44] KONOHA     All right. [18:45] KONOHA     Let's get something good to eat and head home. [18:47] SATOKO     Ooh, really? Where should we eat? [18:51] KONOHA     Hold on. [18:52] KONOHA     I'll look it up. [18:54] SATOKO     What's that thing you keep looking at? [18:57] KONOHA     Do you not know what a smartphone is? [18:59] KONOHA     Hey, what about this place? [19:00] KONOHA     It's a Chinese restaurant. Seems popular. [19:03] SATOKO     You can find out about that kind of thing? [19:05] SIGN     1 Restaurant Genkai     2 Panda Teahouse Authentic Chinese Food     3 Italian Genesis     4 Tenzushi Asari     5 Galactic Burger [19:05] KONOHA     A lot of people leave reviews,     and it's all listed in a ranking system. [19:09] SATOKO     Whoa. Smartphones are amazing. [19:11] SATOKO     I've never seen a small TV like this. [19:14] KONOHA     What even is the civilization     level in a ninja village? [19:17] SIGN     Chinese Restaurant [19:22] SATOKO     That was delicious. I'm so full! [19:25] SATOKO     Oh, by the way... [19:27] SATOKO     What happened with that assassin ranking? [19:30] KONOHA     Want to see? [19:31] KONOHA     Hold on. [19:33] KONOHA     Here. [19:34] KONOHA     Rank number 210, "Glasses," is me. [19:36] SIGN     Assassin Ranking     207 Gerald     208 GINGA     209 Kusagakure Fumiko     Glasses 210 [19:37] KONOHA     Oh, there's already a review. That was fast. [19:39] SATOKO     Huh? [19:40] SATOKO     What's the difference between this and     that restaurant list you showed me? [19:46] KONOHA     Good work on our first job. [19:48] SATOKO     Yes! Good work! [19:50] SATOKO     I hope your ranking goes up. [19:52] KONOHA     Well, there's still over 200 above     me, so I still have a ways to go. [19:56] SATOKO     Yes! Let's both do our best! [21:30] SIGN     To Be Continued [21:38] KONOHA     What are you doing? [21:39] SATOKO     I'm cleaning. [21:42] KONOHA     But it's already clean. [21:43] SATOKO     Huh? No, it's still dirty! [21:46] SATOKO     See? [21:47] KONOHA     Are you my sister-in-law? [21:48] SATOKO     Back in the village, they often scolded     me that way after forcing me to clean. [21:53] SATOKO     I guess it's sunk in. [21:56] SATOKO     But wouldn't you like your living     space to be nice and clean? [21:59] KONOHA     It doesn't matter to me either way. [22:06] SATOKO     What are you looking at, Konoha-san? [22:08] KONOHA     The assassin ranking. [22:10] SATOKO     Oh, that thing from before! [22:11] SATOKO     What happens when you     rank first in the list, anyway? [22:16] KONOHA     You'd get more job offers, [22:18] KONOHA     and you also get to choose     which jobs you take. [22:20] SATOKO     Huh... [22:21] KONOHA     Which is why I'm in no position     to pick and choose my jobs now. [22:25] SATOKO     How do you go up in the rankings? [22:29] KONOHA     I said it before, but it's not     just about your kill count. [22:33] KONOHA     You're also evaluated based on how     well you followed the client's demands. [22:37] KONOHA     Most clients don't want an     over-the-top killing method, [22:42] KONOHA     which is why your ninja techniques     fit this job perfectly. [22:45] SATOKO     I'm glad I can be of use! [22:48] KONOHA     Things like reward amounts [22:49] KONOHA     and not utilizing the services provided     by the assassin ranking also help. [22:53] SATOKO     Huh... What are the services they provide? [22:57] KONOHA     There's a lot. [22:59] KONOHA     Treating someone after injuries... [23:01] SIGN     Name: Koga Konoha [23:01] SIGN     Address [23:01] SIGN     My Number Card [23:01] SIGN     Gender: Female [23:01] SIGN     Valid until 2028 March 31 [23:01] KONOHA     Forging IDs... [23:03] KONOHA     Disposing of bodies... [23:05] KONOHA     Cleaning rooms... [23:07] KONOHA     Making meals... [23:09] KONOHA     And also accompanying people to shops     that are hard to get to on their own. [23:13] SATOKO     The last half sounds like     stuff I've been doing... [23:17] KONOHA     You really were a good find. [23:19] SATOKO     Are you, by chance, using me as a free service? [23:24] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:26] SIGN     210th [23:30] KONOHA     The one that kills is Konoha. [23:32] SATOKO     The one that turns things     into leaves is Satoko! [23:33] KONOHA     We get mistaken a lot. [23:34] SATOKO     "Konoha" sounds like a     ninja name, after all! [23:36] KONOHA     "Satsuko" sounds assassin-like, too. [23:37] SATOKO     Satoko! It's Satoko! 2 - Daily Life of a Ninja and an Assassin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] ASUKA     Midori, I'm finished. [00:03] MIDORI     Thank you, Senpai. [00:06] ASUKA     Hey, Midori. [00:07] ASUKA     Have you heard from Fumiko-senpai lately? [00:10] MIDORI     No, nothing. [00:12] MIDORI     Why? Something wrong? [00:14] ASUKA     I didn't hear from her yesterday     or today, so I was curious. [00:18] ASUKA     I wonder if she's busy. [00:19] MIDORI     I'm sure she is. [00:21] MIDORI     Those runaway ninjas from the other     day haven't been caught yet. [00:24] ASUKA     That's true. [00:26] ASUKA     I was planning to go look for them later, too. [00:28] ASUKA     Maybe I'm worrying too much. [00:31] MIDORI     You can't help but worry     about people you love. [00:34] ASUKA     I told you not to say that! [00:37] ASUKA     Oh, I know! Let's have next month's     girls' night at your place, Midori. [00:40] ASUKA     Senpai wanted to come, too. [00:42] MIDORI     Sounds good! [00:43] MIDORI     She can finally see this house. [00:45] ASUKA     Then it's decided! [00:54] SATOKO     That's a lot of money! [01:09] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:28] SIGN     Daily Life of     a Ninja and an Assassin     Leaf 2 [02:29] SATOKO     Is all of this the reward? [02:32] KONOHA     Yeah. [02:33] SATOKO     So assassins really do make a lot of money. [02:36] KONOHA     Well, your life's on the line, after all. [02:38] KONOHA     Okay. We'll split this evenly. [02:41] SATOKO     Huh? [02:42] KONOHA     What? [02:43] SATOKO     Oh, well, I just... [02:45] SATOKO     Sorry. [02:46] SATOKO     I just thought you were more stingy. [02:49] KONOHA     Some things are best unsaid,     no matter how truthful. [02:52] SATOKO     But what do I do? [02:53] SATOKO     All this money won't fit in my wallet. [02:56] KONOHA     What? Put it in your bank book. [03:00] SATOKO     Bank book? [03:02] SATOKO     What will you do with this     fortune, Konoha-san? [03:05] KONOHA     Put it into savings. Making money     was never my goal, anyway. [03:09] KONOHA     Why don't you go buy something you want? [03:11] SATOKO     Huh? Something I... want? [03:14] KONOHA     You finally got out of that     village. Isn't there anything? [03:17] KONOHA     If not, I can keep your money. [03:19] SATOKO     Oh! I want normal clothes! [03:21] KONOHA     Huh? [03:21] SATOKO     I'd really like to get cleaning     supplies and organizers, [03:25] SATOKO     but I'd stand out too much in this outfit,     so I can't bring myself to go out. [03:29] KONOHA     Why? You've been wearing that     outfit all your life, right? [03:32] SATOKO     That's because it was normal there! [03:34] KONOHA     Huh... [03:36] KONOHA     Well, then, let's go clothes shopping. [03:39] SATOKO     Huh? Really?! [03:41] SATOKO     Um, in that case, can I borrow     something for this outing? [03:47] KONOHA     Uh, that's physiologically impossible. [03:48] SATOKO     You're that strongly opposed? [03:58] KONOHA     Let's go to the next store. [04:02] KONOHA     Next. [04:06] KONOHA     Let's check out that one next. [04:09] KID     What's that? [04:10] MOM     Don't look. [04:11] SATOKO     Um... [04:13] SATOKO     Do you think we can buy some clothes now? [04:16] KONOHA     Huh? Already? [04:19] SATOKO     It's embarrassing having people stare... [04:22] KONOHA     I guess so. [04:23] SATOKO     We already looked at stores on both floors! [04:27] KONOHA     This should be good. [04:28] SATOKO     Huh? [04:29] KONOHA     Why don't you go to the     bathroom, Satoko-chan? [04:32] SATOKO     Why so sudden?! [04:33] KONOHA     I'll wait right here. Go on. [04:36] SATOKO     Uh, all right... If you say so... [04:44] SATOKO     Huh? What is this? [04:46] SATOKO     There's no faucet. [04:47] ASUKA     Oh, the water comes out when     you put your hand under it. [04:52] SATOKO     Whoa! You're right! [04:54] ASUKA     Soap and air come out from the sides, too. [04:57] SATOKO     What?! That's amazing! Is this magic?! [04:59] SATOKO     Thank you so— [05:01] SATOKO     What'd you do that for?! [05:03] ASUKA     Wow. You have good reflexes. [05:06] SATOKO     That unique sense of style... [05:08] SATOKO     Are you a pursuer from the village?! [05:10] ASUKA     Yeah, I am... [05:11] ASUKA     Wait, that's how you identify us? [05:15] ASUKA     Have you met other pursuers     from the village, then? [05:18] SATOKO     I have not. [05:19] ASUKA     Really? Okay, then. [05:22] SATOKO     But if you're an assassin,     why didn't you attack me in the stall? [05:25] ASUKA     Huh? [05:26] ASUKA     Well, I wanted you to wash your hands. [05:28] SATOKO     Huh? [05:29] ASUKA     I thought they'd be dirty since you     used the bathroom in that getup. [05:33] SATOKO     You were watching me?! [05:34] SATOKO     Oh, behind you. [05:35] ASUKA     Behind me? [05:37] KONOHA     One down. [05:39] SATOKO     You saved me, Konoha-san. [05:41] KONOHA     Satoko-chan, don't use the bathroom     at home in that crazy outfit. [05:46] KONOHA     Okay, turn her into leaves, please. [05:49] SATOKO     All done! [05:50] KONOHA     It really is amazing. [05:52] SATOKO     I'll get rid of your clothes, too. [05:55] SATOKO     Anyway, you really saved me. [05:57] SATOKO     I don't know what I'll do if I'm     ever attacked when I'm alone. [06:00] KONOHA     It's all according to plan. [06:01] SATOKO     Huh? [06:02] KONOHA     I figured a pursuer would target     you once you were alone, [06:05] KONOHA     especially since you're in your ninja     attire in a crowded place like this. [06:10] KONOHA     The pursuers from your village     are all high-ranking assassins. [06:14] KONOHA     If they disappeared, it would     open up more job offers for us. [06:17] SATOKO     Am I just bait?! [06:20] KONOHA     Oh. [06:21] KONOHA     You don't want to stand     out in that outfit, right? [06:23] KONOHA     Change into these. [06:24] SATOKO     This is... [06:26] KONOHA     You wanted normal clothes, right? [06:28] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [06:29] KONOHA     I'd prefer it if you stood out     in your ninja attire, though. [06:33] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [06:34] SATOKO     I'll take good care of these... [06:37] SATOKO     And... keep them in a safe place... [06:37] SIGN     Unicorn [06:40] KONOHA     Wear them. [06:43] KONOHA     Okay, look after the house for me. [06:45] KONOHA     Also, it'll be dangerous to go out on your own,     so be sure to wear the clothes we bought. [06:49] SIGN     Unicorn [06:50] SATOKO     Uh, right. [06:52] KONOHA     I'm off. [06:55] KONOHA     Ninkoro. [06:56] SIGN     After some hesitation, she wore her ninja outfit [07:04] KURO     Yo, Satoko! Been a while. [07:06] SATOKO     Huh? O-Oh! [07:10] KURO     You been doing good? [07:12] KURO     Ah... Yes! [07:13] KURO     That time sure was hectic. [07:15] SATOKO     Um, yes! [07:16] KURO     Are you answering however     without knowing the context? [07:19] SATOKO     Er, yes... [07:22] KURO     It's me. [07:23] KURO     Your leader who left the village with you. [07:28] SIGN     Waaah! [07:30] SATOKO     Oh, Leader! [07:31] SATOKO     It's been a while! [07:33] KURO     I was worried about you. [07:34] KURO     You were such a slowpoke. [07:36] KURO     I'm relieved to see you doing well. [07:38] SATOKO     Yes! You, too! [07:39] KURO     So what are you up to? [07:41] SATOKO     Yes! I am working and     residing with an assassin! [07:44] KURO     What did you say? [07:45] SATOKO     Yes! I am working and     residing with an assassin! [07:50] KURO     No, I heard what you said... [07:52] KURO     What?! [07:53] SIGN     Hikari Park [07:54] KURO     You know, the whole reason we fled     the village was to avoid that lifestyle! [07:55] SIGN     Beware of     Suspicious People [07:59] KURO     What are you doing?! [08:00] SATOKO     It's not like that. [08:02] SATOKO     Besides, the fleeing was     something I got swept up in. [08:04] KURO     You just answered however and     followed along then, too?! [08:07] KURO     I know I was the one who invited you, but... [08:10] KURO     If that's the case,     why not go home to the village? [08:12] SATOKO     You think they'll forgive me? [08:15] SATOKO     We've killed three ninja     pursuers at this point. [08:19] KURO     Sorry. [08:20] KURO     That's definitely not going to work. [08:23] KURO     By the way, why are you walking     around in your ninja attire? [08:27] KURO     You'll be killed. [08:28] SATOKO     About that... [08:30] SATOKO     I only have weird outfits besides this one. [08:32] KURO     Oh! Let's go shopping together, then. [08:35] KURO     I can buy you at least one outfit. [08:37] SATOKO     That's okay! [08:38] SATOKO     I've made a lot of money! [08:40] KURO     Money from assassinating, huh? [08:42] SATOKO     Yes! [08:42] KURO     I'm not one to talk, but... [08:45] KURO     You should think more carefully about     how to spend that kind of money. [08:48] SATOKO     Oh... [08:51] KURO     Go get a proper job or something. [08:54] SATOKO     I see. [08:55] SATOKO     But assassinating isn't so bad. [08:58] SATOKO     It's not as strenuous as the     training in the village, [09:00] SATOKO     and I get a lot of money! [09:01] KURO     But it's not like you wanted     to be an assassin, right? [09:04] SATOKO     I suppose... [09:07] SATOKO     What kind of work are you doing now, Leader? [09:12] SATOKO     Leader? [09:14] KURO     I'm unemployed... [09:15] EMPLOYEE     Thank you very much. [09:20] SATOKO     Wow... [09:21] SATOKO     So you're living with your     SO right now, then? [09:24] KURO     That's right. [09:25] KURO     But I just can't seem to find a job. [09:28] KURO     It's hard to find one without some     kind of ID, like a family register. [09:32] SATOKO     Family register! [09:33] SATOKO     That sounds rough. I understand. [09:35] KURO     Yeah. [09:36] KURO     But I need to find a job     to achieve my dreams. [09:39] SATOKO     What's your dream, Leader? [09:41] KURO     Right now, my SO provides the food. [09:44] KURO     We're hoping to save up money     together and happily live abroad. [09:48] SATOKO     I see. [09:49] SATOKO     When did you meet your SO? [09:52] KURO     Right before we left the village, I think. [09:54] SATOKO     Oh! So that's why you wanted to     leave the village with everyone! [10:00] KURO     That's right. [10:01] SATOKO     Why are you crying? [10:05] KURO     Well, I'm going to head back. [10:06] KURO     Think about what I told you, okay? [10:09] SATOKO     What you told me? [10:11] KURO     Yup. Stop with the assassinations     and live a normal, happy life. [10:15] SATOKO     Hmm... I think that would be hard. [10:18] KURO     I see. [10:19] KURO     Well, knowing you, I'm sure you got     roped into doing the assassinations. [10:23] KURO     But you finally got to leave the village,     so do what you want to do, [10:27] KURO     even if it's not your dream. [10:29] KURO     I'm sure it'll be fun. [10:31] KURO     You don't have to be like me     and have goals or anything. [10:34] SATOKO     What I want to do... Goals... [10:37] KURO     I'll give you my contact info. [10:38] KURO     Reach out if something happens. [10:40] KURO     Here. [10:41] KURO     Don't give this to any     ninjas who are after you. [10:44] SATOKO     I'll try my best. [10:45] KURO     Not "try." "Do" your best. [10:50] SATOKO     Goals... What I want to do... [10:55] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [11:02] SATOKO     Huh? What is it? [11:03] KONOHA     What's with your outfit? [11:04] SATOKO     Oh, this? [11:07] SATOKO     Isn't it cute? [11:10] KONOHA     It's super weird. [11:11] KONOHA     It doesn't suit you. [11:12] SATOKO     So mean! [11:14] KONOHA     Huh... The leader of the runaway ninjas? [11:17] SATOKO     Yes. Um, are you mad? [11:20] KONOHA     I'm not mad at all. [11:22] KONOHA     So? Should we kill that ex-ninja? [11:25] SATOKO     What? No, it's not like that! [11:27] SATOKO     Leader isn't an assassin. [11:28] SATOKO     She just wants to live a normal life! [11:30] SATOKO     I don't think she'll get in our way! [11:33] KONOHA     You think so? [11:34] KONOHA     She wanted to leave the village     to live with her partner, right? [11:39] KONOHA     But she's also the type to involve others [11:41] KONOHA     because it's dangerous to do     things on her own, right? [11:44] KONOHA     Weren't you being used, too? [11:46] SATOKO     What? But doesn't the same go for you? [11:50] KONOHA     What? [11:51] SATOKO     Nothing. Never mind. [11:58] KONOHA     Here. [11:59] SATOKO     What's this? [12:00] KONOHA     A copy of your family register. [12:01] SATOKO     Family... Family register?! [12:04] SATOKO     How did you get this?! [12:05] KONOHA     I have my ways. [12:07] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [12:08] SATOKO     I'm going to do my best in this world! [12:11] SATOKO     First, I'm going to make a bank     book and put my money in it. [12:14] KONOHA     Oh, that's right. It cost a fortune     to make you that family register. [12:18] KONOHA     So give me back the money     I gave you this morning. [12:19] SATOKO     What?! [12:23] FUMIKO; ASUKA     Ninkoro. [12:26] SATOKO     Ninkoro. [12:28] KONOHA     Thanks for the meal. [12:31] KONOHA     Just work again and you can make more money. [12:33] SATOKO     No, I was just thinking     about what Leader told me. [12:41] KONOHA     What you want to do and your goals, huh? [12:43] SATOKO     That's right. [12:45] SATOKO     She says being an assassin is no good, [12:47] SATOKO     but I don't know what I should do. [12:49] KONOHA     She had to butt in... [12:50] SATOKO     Hmm? Did you say something? [12:52] KONOHA     Nope. [12:54] SATOKO     Tell me! [12:56] SATOKO     What are "goals"? [12:57] KONOHA     Hmm... That's a tough one. [13:00] SATOKO     Do you have any, Konoha-san? [13:02] KONOHA     For now, I want to go up     in the assassin rankings. [13:05] KONOHA     If I can do that, I'll have more     jobs and money coming in. [13:08] SATOKO     Is there anything you want to do     once you go up in the rankings [13:12] SATOKO     and get more jobs and money? [13:14] KONOHA     You'll need more likability points from     me before I can tell you that stuff. [13:14] SIGN     Koga Konoha (?) [13:17] SATOKO     Likability points? [13:18] KONOHA     Besides, you left the village by     getting swept up by everyone else. [13:21] KONOHA     But do you think it was a good thing     that you ended up here in the city? [13:24] SATOKO     Oh, of course! [13:25] SATOKO     The food here is delicious,     and there are so many people! [13:29] SATOKO     Every day has been so fun! [13:31] KONOHA     No one would guess that you're     a target with reasons like that. [13:33] SATOKO     I was a failure back in the ninja village. [13:36] SATOKO     I had to endure dangerous     training every day. [13:39] SATOKO     It was filled with hardship. [13:40] KONOHA     Then what do you want to do now     that you're free from all that? [13:45] SATOKO     I want to play around. [13:47] KONOHA     Okay. Then that's what you want to do. [13:50] SATOKO     What I want to do... [13:52] KONOHA     But you'll need a lot of money     to play around in the city. [13:55] KONOHA     The job we have as assassins     can get us a lot of money, [14:00] KONOHA     and we have the skills for it. [14:03] KONOHA     That's why we should keep doing our     best together with this job, okay? [14:08] KONOHA     Okay. That concludes this conversation. [14:10] SATOKO     She concluded it. [14:12] SATOKO     Is that really okay? [14:14] SATOKO     For me to want to just play around all my life? [14:16] KONOHA     Why not? [14:17] KONOHA     Now, let's go to bed. [14:20] SATOKO     Goodnight. [14:22] KURO     Hey, stupid! Don't be so easily influenced! [14:26] KURO     I told you that I didn't want     you to make money that way! [14:30] KURO     Just because you can make a ton of money [14:32] KURO     doesn't mean you can use it to eat good     food and laze around every day... [14:37] KURO     Actually, that sounds like a good life. [14:40] KURO     I mean, no! Not good! [14:42] KURO     But thanks for reaching out. [14:44] KURO     That must mean you agree     that it's wrong, right? [14:48] SATOKO     No. [14:49] SATOKO     She helped me buy a... "smartphone"?     So I wanted to try calling someone. [14:52] KURO     Oh, really?! A smartphone?! Must be nice! [14:55] KURO     Lucky. You got a new model, too. [14:57] KURO     Mine's a hand-me-down from my partner. [15:00] SATOKO     Apparently, it had to be an expensive one. [15:02] SATOKO     And not the kind that requires fingerprints. [15:04] KURO     Oh, yeah, since we don't have fingerprints. [15:08] KURO     I guess assassins really do make a fortune. [15:10] KURO     The fact that she was able to     buy something just like that... [15:12] KURO     I mean... No, no! [15:14] KURO     No matter how much you make,     assassinating is bad! [15:16] KONOHA     Why is it so bad? [15:18] KONOHA     You have the skills for it. [15:20] KONOHA     And someone is willing to pay     you to use those skills. [15:22] KONOHA     It's an honorable job,     so what's the problem? [15:25] KONOHA     Can you please stop forcing     your values onto Satoko-chan? [15:29] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-san! Why are you here? [15:31] KONOHA     I left school early. [15:33] KURO     I thought I was gonna be killed... [15:36] MIDORI     Ninkoro. [15:37] KURO     So you're the assassin! [15:39] KONOHA     Please don't raise your     voice in a place like this. [15:42] KURO     I took Satoko out of the village so     she could stop doing stuff like that! [15:46] KONOHA     You were only gathering meat shields [15:48] KONOHA     because you were too scared     to leave on your own, right? [15:51] KURO     Don't say something so creepy! [15:53] KONOHA     Well, it's like I said. [15:55] KONOHA     Those are your values. [15:58] KONOHA     Satoko-chan and I happen to     be blessed with these skills. [16:01] KONOHA     That's why we're doing this job...     Leader-san, right? [16:05] KONOHA     As a former ninja, you must be     skilled in these techniques, too. [16:08] KONOHA     I bet you're suited for it, as well. [16:09] KONOHA     You seem to want money, and your current     situation makes it hard to find a job. [16:14] KONOHA     Isn't it more convenient for you since you     plan to go abroad after you earn money? [16:19] SATOKO     Um, Konoha-san, wouldn't it be bad     if you had more competition? [16:22] SIGN     Drip Coffee [16:23] KONOHA     Oh, yeah. [16:25] KURO     Oh, no... I was starting to think     it wasn't such a bad idea... [16:31] KURO     Aren't you scared of her? [16:33] SATOKO     Huh? Konoha-san isn't that scary. [16:37] SATOKO     She protects me, too. [16:51] SATOKO     Konoha-san?! [16:58] MIDORI     You let your guard down, female assassin! [17:01] KURO     You're... [17:02] KURO     a ninja from the village,     Midori the Poison User! [17:04] MIDORI     What she just ingested is a lethal poison. [17:07] MIDORI     She drank coffee that could     kill eight Indian elephants. [17:11] MIDORI     The female assassin is as good as dead! [17:14] MIDORI     And you're next, runaway ninjas. [17:18] MIDORI     You two half-wits couldn't even     withstand the village's training. [17:21] MIDORI     Our seniors endured the harsh training [17:24] MIDORI     and are finally able to stand on     their own and live happily, [17:27] MIDORI     just for half-witted deserters     like you to kill those two... [17:33] MIDORI     Satoko... I'll especially never forgive you! [17:38] KONOHA     Well, anyway. [17:42] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [17:44] SATOKO     You're alive! [17:46] KONOHA     Oh? You'll cry for me? [17:48] SATOKO     Of course I will! [17:52] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [17:54] KURO     A-Assassin... How did you... [17:57] KONOHA     Well, it was an obviously odd-tasting drink, [18:00] KONOHA     so I bit my tongue a little to fool     her and waited for an opening. [18:02] SIGN     Bleh [18:05] KONOHA     Next, I need to eliminate any witnesses. [18:08] KONOHA     Satoko-chan, turn that into leaves. [18:10] SATOKO     Right! [18:12] KURO     Huh?! Wait! Are you two serious?! [18:13] KONOHA     How should I do this... [18:15] KURO     Let me handle this! [18:19] SATOKO     Wow, your ninja skills were amazing! [18:23] SATOKO     To think you could erase     the witnesses' memories! [18:26] KURO     Heh, it's no big deal. [18:28] KURO     What would have happened if I wasn't there? [18:35] SATOKO     It's shrimp! [18:37] KURO     Are you sure it's okay to treat     me to such a fancy meal? [18:41] KONOHA     I wanted to thank you for helping. [18:43] KONOHA     Also, would you like to live with us? [18:46] KONOHA     You'd be useful. [18:48] KURO     No way. I don't want to live with     a sour-faced woman like you. [18:51] KONOHA     Well, I figured you'd refuse. [18:55] KURO     What?! [18:56] SATOKO     What is it? Why'd you shout all of a sudden? [18:59] KURO     Well... What's with that... [19:02] KURO     super happy smile? [19:04] SATOKO     Huh? [19:05] SATOKO     Oh, you're right! [19:06] KURO     It's weird! [19:08] KONOHA     Huh? No way. [19:09] KONOHA     Am I smiling right now? [19:11] KURO     A super happy one! [19:14] KONOHA     I... I had no idea. [20:45] SIGN     To Be Continued [20:48] FUMIKO; ASUKA; MIDORI     Cheers! [20:50] ASUKA     I've always wanted to have a girls' night! [20:53] MIDORI     Me, too. [20:55] MIDORI     What do people do at these things? [20:56] ASUKA     Catch up on stuff? [20:58] FUMIKO     Hey, Midori. You bought a house, right? [21:00] FUMIKO     How's that? [21:02] MIDORI     It's very nice. [21:03] MIDORI     A big house with a yard! [21:05] FUMIKO     That was your dream, after all. [21:07] ASUKA     I went to her house the other day. [21:09] FUMIKO     What? No fair. [21:10] ASUKA     Isn't it too big for one person? [21:12] MIDORI     It's true. [21:14] MIDORI     I got used to living here with you two,     so it's been pretty lonely. [21:18] FUMIKO     What's this? [21:19] FUMIKO     You can come home whenever, you know! [21:21] MIDORI     What would I do with my house, then? [21:23] FUMIKO     True. [21:24] ASUKO     Marriage, I guess? [21:26] FUMIKO; MIDORI     M-M-Marriage?! [21:28] FUMIKO     Whoa! Now it's really a girls' night! [21:29] ASUKA     So, how about you two? [21:31] MIDORI     I've never even been in     contact with a man before... [21:34] ASUKA     What about you, Senpai? [21:36] FUMIKO     Huh? Me? [21:37] FUMIKO     I'm good for now. [21:39] FUMIKO     I want to take care of the little ones     once I graduate from the ninja village. [21:42] ASUKA; MIDORI     Thank you for that. [21:45] FUMIKO     Hey, cut that out!     I'm doing it because I like it! [21:49] FUMIKO     There's also having my sister's     crime of running away forgiven. [21:52] ASUKA     Oh, yeah. [21:53] ASUKA     Hatsuko-chan, who was put in charge of     some dangerous work in the village. [21:56] FUMIKO     Yup. [21:57] FUMIKO     Once she's safely forgiven and     freed from the village... [22:02] FUMIKO     We could adopt a cat or something     and live a carefree life together. [22:07] MIDORI     Speaking of... [22:08] MIDORI     Isn't there someone who keeps running away, [22:10] MIDORI     comes back every time,     and never gets in trouble? [22:12] SATOKO     I'm so sorry. [22:14] FUMIKO     Oh, Satoko. [22:16] MIDORI     Huh? You know her name? [22:17] ASUKA     She knows all of her underclassmen's names. [22:20] MIDORI     No way. [22:21] FUMIKO     Well, not everyone. [22:22] FUMIKO     I know Satoko because of how clumsy she is. [22:26] FUMIKO     She couldn't even do a flip on the     steel bars, so I taught her how. [22:30] ASUKA     Is she really a ninja? [22:31] FUMIKO     She'll probably never graduate. [22:38] FUMIKO     So what about marriage for you, Asuka? [22:41] ASUKA     Huh?! I... well... [22:46] MIDORI     Asuka-senpai wants to     marry you, Fumiko-senpai. [22:50] ASUKA     Hey, Midori! [22:51] ASUKA     I told you it's a secret! I'll kill you! [22:53] MIDORI     She said she wants to be independent and     improve her abilities to be self-sufficient. [22:57] ASUKA     I said stop! [22:59] ASUKA     Huh? What's wrong, Senpai? [23:02] MIDORI     Is it so bad that you'd cry? [23:03] FUMIKO     No, it's just... Hanging out with you guys again... [23:07] FUMIKO     Training and life in the     village was really tough, [23:10] FUMIKO     but now I can spend time laughing     with everyone like this... [23:13] FUMIKO     I'm just glad we worked so hard. [23:16] ASUKA     Senpai... [23:18] MIDORI     Let's have a girls' night like this again! [23:20] ASUKA     Yeah! We can do it every month! [23:22] FUMIKO     That sounds great! [23:24] FUMIKO     Oh. Orders from the village. [23:30] SATOKO     Isn't "Glasses" too simple for an assassin name? [23:33] KONOHA     Why should it matter? [23:34] SATOKO     Let's pick something more cute or cool. [23:36] KONOHA     Okay, "Pool of Blood." [23:37] SATOKO     Don't just base it on whatever     you're looking at! 3 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Job Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] SIGN     Would you like     to work with us? [00:01] SIGN     A place to     call your     own. [00:10] SIGN     Tips for customer service      1. "Welcome in."      2. Ask: "For here or to go?"      3. Explain "today's coffee."      How to use register      1. Take order.      2. Tap the ordered item.      3. Tell them the price. [00:11] ARISA     Welcome in. [00:12] ARISA     Is this for here? [00:14] ARISA     Today's coffee is... [00:15] CUSTOMER     Excuse me. [00:17] ARISA     Welcome in! [00:18] ARISA     Um, will you be eating here? [00:20] CUSTOMER     Yeah. [00:21] CUSTOMER     I'd like an iced melty caramel royal     milk tea, large size with soy milk, [00:25] CUSTOMER     extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel     sauce, and three pumps of honey. [00:29] CUSTOMER     Oh. Do you take Koro-Pay? [00:29] SIGN     Koro-Pay [00:31] ARISA     Caramel... Koro... [00:36] ARISA     I don't understand a word you're saying! [00:41] YOSHIDA     Satoko-chan. [00:44] YOSHIDA     Over here. [00:49] YOSHIDA     It's me, Yoshida. [00:51] YOSHIDA     We meet again. [00:53] SATOKO     Yeah! [00:54] SATOKO     You sure have a lot of dogs, Yoshida-san. [00:56] YOSHIDA     Oh, no. This is my part-time job. [00:59] YOSHIDA     Since I need money, I decided to     start this job for a change of pace. [01:03] SATOKO     Dogs are your part-time work? [01:05] YOSHIDA     Yup. I walk them in their owners' place. [01:08] SATOKO     Wow! [01:09] SATOKO     You can make money by walking doggies? [01:12] YOSHIDA     That's right. [01:16] SATOKO     That sounds fun! [01:32] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:50] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin's Job [02:51] SIGN     Leaf 3 [02:52] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [02:54] SATOKO     I want to try working part-time! [02:57] KONOHA     I don't think this is the     time for that conversation. [03:00] SATOKO     There. [03:01] KONOHA     But why part-time? [03:03] KONOHA     You make enough with the assassin job. [03:06] SATOKO     Money is important, too,     but since I finally made it to the city, [03:10] SATOKO     I want to try a variety of new things! [03:14] SATOKO     I think even I can do it! [03:16] SIGN     Koro-Mart [03:17] KONOHA     Just so you know, I won't help     you with your job search. [03:21] SATOKO     What?! [03:22] KONOHA     You heard me. [03:23] KONOHA     I'd rather you focus on the assassin work. [03:27] SATOKO     But staying at home all day is so boring... [03:27] SIGN     Metabolism and     Effort Training [03:27] SIGN     Part-Time [03:27] SIGN     Happy Happy Work [03:30] KONOHA     Our current assignment offered     8 million yen for 20 minutes, [03:31] CLERK     That'll be 1,720 yen. [03:33] KONOHA     including pursuing the target. [03:34] CUSTOMER     With Koro-Pay. [03:35] KONOHA     Do you know how much part-time work pays? [03:35] CLERK     Okay, understood. [03:36] SATOKO     What? Is it about 80,000 yen? [03:39] KONOHA     More like 800 yen. [03:42] SIGN     Happy Happy Work [03:44] KONOHA     Is there anything you had in mind     for a part-time job, anyway? [03:48] SATOKO     No. There's nothing in particular. [03:50] CLERK     Thanks for coming. [03:54] SATOKO     So I just need to fill out this "résumé"? [03:57] SATOKO     Name... Kusagakure Satoko. [04:00] SATOKO     My age should be... 15. [04:02] SIGN     Résumé [04:02] SIGN     Name: Kusagakure Satoko [04:02] SIGN     August 8, 15 years old [04:02] SIGN     Phone Number [04:03] SATOKO     Academic history... [04:04] SATOKO     Konoha-san, what should     I put for "academic history"? [04:07] KONOHA     You put in what year you     graduated from what school. [04:10] SATOKO     School? [04:12] SATOKO     Um, "I just recently ran away     from the ninja village." There. [04:16] SATOKO     For skills, I can cook, clean,     and turn things into leaves. [04:19] SATOKO     My hobbies are... [04:21] SATOKO     What are my hobbies? [04:23] KONOHA     Anything you enjoy doing, I guess? [04:27] SATOKO     Doing assassin jobs with Konoha-san! [04:30] KONOHA     Are you writing a confession? [04:32] SIGN     A Few Days Later [04:33] SATOKO     Whoa, Konoha-san's uniform! [04:36] KONOHA     You seem to have forgotten, but you know     people are trying to kill you, right? [04:40] KONOHA     You need to at least disguise yourself. [04:42] SATOKO     Are you sure this is okay? [04:44] SATOKO     You seemed reluctant to     lend me clothes last time. [04:46] KONOHA     Oh, that. [04:47] KONOHA     Those had blood stains,     so I meant to throw them out. [04:49] SATOKO     Whoa, you're right! [04:51] KONOHA     Don't you need to go? [04:53] SATOKO     I have to hurry! [04:54] KONOHA     Do you have your résumé? [04:55] SATOKO     I forgot! [04:57] SATOKO     Off I go! [05:02] KONOHA     I'm sure she'll give up after a few rejections. [05:05] SATOKO     Job, job, job... [05:10] SATOKO     I'm home. [05:12] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [05:13] KONOHA     Not so loud. [05:14] SATOKO     Listen! [05:16] SIGN     Koro-Mart [05:18] (Flashback) RECRUITER A     What's "ninja village"? [05:21] (Flashback) RECRUITER A     Is that the joke these days? [05:24] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     Fifteen years old is a no-go! [05:26] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     We can only hire people who are 18 or older. [05:29] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     Didn't you read the job requirements? [05:31] (Flashback) SATOKO     Oh, um... [05:31] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     And what's with your hair color? [05:34] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     Also, the thing about ninjas? [05:35] (Flashback) SATOKO     Sob sob... [05:36] (Flashback) RECRUITER B     Is this just a big joke to you? [05:38] SATOKO     People kept getting mad     at me for some reason! [05:41] KONOHA     Well, of course. [05:42] SATOKO     "Of course"?! [05:43] SATOKO     Shock! [05:44] SIGN     Hobbies and skills: [05:44] SIGN     Watching movies,     piano, reading [05:44] SATOKO     Maybe I shouldn't have lied     about my skills and hobbies. [05:48] KONOHA     No, no. Those are fine. [05:51] SATOKO     Then why? [05:53] KONOHA     Listen, Satoko-chan. [05:56] KONOHA     Résumés are for lying. [05:58] SATOKO     L-Lying?! [06:00] SIGN     Register [06:00] KONOHA     Did you look over the family     register I gave you the other day? [06:02] SATOKO     No, I didn't. [06:04] KONOHA     Why not? You should. [06:06] KONOHA     Let's start with your name. [06:08] KONOHA     Your family name isn't "Kusagakure." [06:10] KONOHA     It's Koga. Koga Satoko. [06:11] KONOHA     Here, rewrite that part. [06:13] SATOKO     O-Oh... [06:14] KONOHA     You're my relative. [06:16] KONOHA     In the family register, you're 15, [06:18] KONOHA     but write that you're 18 on your résumé. [06:20] SATOKO     Eighteen... There. [06:21] KONOHA     You can write whatever in the     academic history section, too. [06:24] KONOHA     Let's put in my school's name. [06:26] KONOHA     Oh, and don't talk about ninjas. [06:29] KONOHA     Next, your hobbies and skills... [06:31] SATOKO     What?! I don't know those things! [06:33] KONOHA     Just write as I say, Satoko-chan. [06:36] SATOKO     Won't they find out? [06:38] KONOHA     Next, your guardians... [06:39] SIGN     Résumé [06:39] SIGN     Name: Koga Satoko [06:39] SIGN     Hobbies and skills: [06:39] SIGN     Watching movies,     piano, reading [06:41] SATOKO     I-It's done. [06:43] SATOKO     Huh? Who? Who is this? [06:44] SATOKO     Whose résumé is this?! [06:46] KONOHA     It's yours. [06:47] SATOKO     I'm like a whole different person. [06:48] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [06:50] SATOKO     Now I can do my best starting tomorrow! [06:52] KONOHA     I wish you luck. [06:56] SATOKO     Thank you! [06:57] SIGN     Supermarket Maru-Koro [07:01] SATOKO     All right! [07:04] SATOKO     Yes! I escaped my village to come— [07:05] SATOKO     I mean, I just moved here,     but I can start anytime! [07:10] RECRUITER C     What about school? [07:14] SATOKO     Yes! I can clean up very well     without leaving any evidence! [07:18] RECRUITER D     How did you get that stain? [07:20] SATOKO     Yes! I can make an especially     good cup of tea! [07:24] SATOKO     I can guarantee the tea     stalk floats upright! [07:27] SATOKO     Yes! I can carry it if     I turn it into leaves! [07:31] KONOHA     So... did you get any interviews this time? [07:34] SATOKO     Yes! Of course! [07:36] SATOKO     I was able to converse with them,     and no one got angry at me. [07:39] SATOKO     Surely I'll get a job now! [07:46] SIGN     Unsaved Number [07:46] SIGN     Incoming Call [07:48] SATOKO     Hello, this is Satoko! [07:52] SATOKO     What? Rejected? [07:55] SATOKO     Yes... [07:56] SATOKO     Thank you very much. [08:02] SATOKO     Yes! [08:04] SATOKO     Yes... Yes... [08:07] SATOKO     Thank you very much. [08:13] SATOKO     It's not working out! [08:16] SATOKO     There are people hiring     and people who want to work, [08:18] SATOKO     so why can't I get accepted? [08:20] KONOHA     Maybe you're someone     they don't want to employ. [08:23] KURO     You didn't have to go that far. [08:27] KURO     Your résumé doesn't seem bad, though. [08:29] KONOHA     Just give up. [08:30] KURO     How can you be so cold when     Satoko's doing her best? [08:34] KONOHA     She must be bad at lying. [08:36] SATOKO     It's true! [08:37] KONOHA     A ninja shouldn't say that so confidently. [08:40] SATOKO     Ninja? [08:41] SIGN     Koga Satoko, 18 years old     Hobbies: Piano, watching movies     Skills: Cooking [08:41] SATOKO     Me? Koga Satoko, 18 years old, a ninja? [08:45] KURO     Does she not know who she is anymore     because she's been lying so much? [08:48] SATOKO     How do you do your interviews, Leader? [08:52] KURO     The same as you. I just spout some lies. [08:55] KURO     But it's tough without a family register. [08:57] KURO     My memory-erasing ninja skills     aren't so useful, either. [09:00] KONOHA     Oh, here's an idea. [09:01] KONOHA     What if you erase Satoko-chan's     memory of being a ninja? [09:04] KURO     How can you say something so scary? [09:06] SATOKO     Yeah, she's right. [09:08] SATOKO     Besides, if I forget that I'm a ninja,     I won't be able to use my ninja skills. [09:13] KURO     If that happens, this one's     gonna throw you away. [09:16] KONOHA     Yup. [09:16] SATOKO     What?! [09:17] KONOHA     I'd probably throw you away. [09:19] SATOKO     You won't have anyone to     cook and clean for you! [09:22] KONOHA     It'll just go back to my previous lifestyle. [09:25] SATOKO     Please deny that statement... [09:28] KURO     Why do you even live with     this woman, Satoko? [09:31] KONOHA     I'll throw you out. [09:32] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [09:36] SATOKO     Y-Yes! This is Satoko. Yes! [09:39] SATOKO     Wha—Yes. That sounds good. [09:41] SATOKO     Okay! Thank you very much! [09:42] KURO     Could this be... [09:44] KURO     Hey, that call just now... [09:46] SATOKO     Yes! I got a job! [09:49] KURO     Good for you, Satoko! [09:51] KURO     Congrats! [09:52] SATOKO     Yes! Thank you so much! [09:55] SATOKO     Until now, nothing went my way,     no matter what I did. [09:58] SATOKO     I feel like my efforts have     been seen for the first time, [10:01] SATOKO     and it makes me so happy! [10:02] SATOKO     It's all thanks to you for teaching     me so much, Konoha-san! [10:05] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [10:09] KONOHA     You're welcome. [10:11] KONOHA     So, what's the job? [10:17] SATOKO     Oh, they floated up. [10:19] SATOKO     Poke. Poke. [10:31] SATOKO     Poke. [10:33] KURO     Ninkoro. [10:36] YURIKO     Ninkoro. [11:00] ARISA     What? A mission?! [11:02] ARISA     They'll pay me this much? [11:07] ARISA     I have to do my best for my first job! [11:09] SATOKO     Fetch! [11:13] RADIO     ...third corner curve. Number 7, AA Cup Ski,     starts off the race from the rear... [11:14] SATOKO     Over here. [11:18] KURO     By the way, how's your job going? [11:19] RADIO     Number 6, Chopping Board, is in the lead. [11:19] SATOKO     There, there, there. [11:20] RADIO     Number 2, Yosetemo Nine, is next. [11:21] KURO     Is it fun? [11:22] SATOKO     I quit. [11:23] RADIO     Now, Number 7, AA Cup Ski, is... [11:23] KURO     Huh? [11:24] SATOKO     Yes. [11:25] KURO     What?! You gave up too soon! [11:28] KURO     You worked so hard to get that job! [11:31] KURO     I seriously don't understand. [11:33] KURO     What was the point of all that crying, then? [11:35] SATOKO     You've got it all wrong! [11:37] SATOKO     I wanted to try it out to see how it'd go, [11:39] SATOKO     and when I did, it was something     I absolutely did not want to do! [11:43] KURO     You know... [11:44] SATOKO     And I make a lot more money     with the assassin job anyway! [11:49] KURO     That's what the assassin     woman kept telling you. [11:51] SATOKO     Here, you want it? [11:52] KURO     Did you hate it that much? Your, uh... [11:56] KURO     Sorry, what kind of job was it? [11:59] SATOKO     I had to poke corpses submerged     in special liquids so they'd sink. [12:03] KURO     Come again? [12:05] SATOKO     It was really hard! [12:07] SATOKO     Eight-hour shifts are tough! [12:09] SATOKO     I had to keep looking at them,     and sometimes our eyes would meet. [12:13] SATOKO     I thought I would go crazy. [12:16] SATOKO     Sometimes they show up in my dreams. [12:18] KURO     So why did you even accept that job? [12:20] SATOKO     They said it was a special     kind of clean-up job. [12:23] KURO     Well, if that's what it was like,     maybe it's a good thing you quit. [12:28] SATOKO     I've felt like someone's been     watching me ever since. [12:31] KURO     Stop saying such scary things. [12:33] KURO     Oh, yeah. What did the assassin say? [12:36] SATOKO     When I told her I wanted to quit,     she said, "I told you so." [12:40] OLD MAN     All right, Takeru! It's all on you, Takeru! [12:40] RADIO     With only 200 meters left,     Takeru is doing it! He's here! [12:41] KURO     Of course she did. [12:42] OLD MAN     Please let me win today! [12:42] KURO     Well, do your best until you find     the next thing you want to do. [12:43] RADIO     The lead switches to Takeru!     Just a bit more until the goal! [12:46] OLD MAN     Yes! That's it! Good! Yeah! Go! [12:49] OLD MAN     Steady... All right! [12:53] MOTHER     There, there. I know that was scary. [12:55] MOTHER     It's okay. Mommy's here. [12:59] KURO     Um, could you keep it down a bit? [13:01] OLD MAN     Oh, so sorry! I just won 10,000 yen     on a horse and got carried away. [13:05] KURO     Ten... thousand?! [13:08] SIGN     The Horse Racing [13:09] SATOKO     Leader, is that some form of studying? [13:12] KURO     Huh? Y-You could say that. [13:15] KURO     Just something to prepare     me for making money. [13:17] SATOKO     I see. I hope you'll be able     to find a job soon, too! [13:21] YURIKO     Sorry to keep you waiting. [13:22] KURO     Oh, you're here. [13:24] YURIKO     Sorry I'm late, Kuro-chan. [13:26] YURIKO     I had a sudden work assignment     even though it's my day off. [13:29] KURO     All good. [13:30] SATOKO     Kuro-chan? [13:31] KURO     My name. Did you not know? [13:35] SATOKO     Oh... [13:36] YURIKO     So this must be Satoko-chan. [13:38] SATOKO     Oh, hello. [13:40] KURO     I'll introduce you. [13:42] KURO     This is my SO, Yuriko. [13:43] SATOKO     What?! [13:44] YURIKO     Nice to meet you. [13:46] SATOKO     So your partner... is a woman? [13:48] KURO     Huh? Did I not tell you? [13:51] SATOKO     I had no idea. [13:52] SATOKO     So you were a man all along. [13:55] KURO     I'm a woman. [13:56] KURO     You seriously knew nothing about me, huh? [13:57] OLD MAN     There, there. [14:01] KURO     Well, now that we're all here, let's go. [14:03] SATOKO     Go where? [14:05] KURO     I told you the three of     us could go get Italian. [14:07] KURO     That's why I called you here today. [14:09] SATOKO     Oh, that's why? [14:11] YURIKO     I'm excited. [14:13] YURIKO     You'll have to tell me lots of stories     about Kuro-chan that I haven't heard. [14:18] KURO     I don't think she knows anything about me. [14:23] SATOKO     Pizza sure is delicious! [14:25] YURIKO     For you, Kuro-chan. [14:27] KURO     Thanks. [14:28] YURIKO     Do you want a sip of wine, too? [14:31] KURO     Oh, yeah. [14:32] YURIKO     Can I have a bit of your salad? [14:35] KURO     Sure. [14:36] SATOKO     You two are living together, right? [14:39] KURO     Yeah. [14:40] SATOKO     What sorts of things do lovers     do together at home? [14:44] KURO; YURIKO     Huh?! [14:44] KURO     Well, you know... um... [14:46] YURIKO     W-Well... [14:48] YURIKO     We eat meals together,     bathe together, and also... [14:52] YURIKO     Wh-What about you? [14:54] YURIKO     You're living with an assassin girl, right? [14:57] SATOKO     Me? [14:59] KURO     You make the meals, right, Satoko? [15:01] KURO     You're good at it, too. [15:02] SATOKO     Yes. I make them. [15:05] KURO     What's that assassin woman like at home? [15:08] SATOKO     Let's see... [15:10] SATOKO     Konoha-san mainly looks at her     phone and lazes around at home. [15:14] KURO     And what do you do during those times? [15:16] SATOKO     I read magazines and such. [15:18] (Flashback) SATOKO     Konoha-san. [15:19] (Flashback) SATOKO     This month's number one in     the thrilling assassin ranking... [15:23] (Flashback) SATOKO     "Slashes necks with a credit card!" [15:25] (Flashback) SATOKO     "Their smart and elegant kills show     the true essence of a veteran!" [15:30] (Flashback) KONOHA     Huh. [15:31] KURO     Are you guys some middle-aged couple? [15:34] YURIKO     Do you bathe and sleep separately? [15:37] SATOKO     Yes, Konoha-san said... [15:38] (Flashback) KONOHA     I can't sleep if I hear snoring. [15:41] SATOKO     So I sleep in the kitchen. [15:43] KURO     What? [15:45] SATOKO     Cold... [15:46] KURO     You should at least say     something about that. [15:50] SATOKO     Well... [15:51] SATOKO     Before, I was out on the veranda,     so I'm better off now. [15:55] SATOKO     Also, Konoha-san is— [15:59] KONOHA     What are you talking about, Satoko-chan? [16:01] SATOKO     Oh! Why are you here? [16:03] KURO     Yeah, for real! [16:04] KONOHA     Well, I was craving Italian,     and you guys happened to be here. [16:08] KURO     Do you have a GPS tracker     on Satoko or something? [16:11] SATOKO     GPS? [16:12] YURIKO     You must be the assassin girl. [16:15] YURIKO     You look just like a normal, cute girl. [16:17] KONOHA     Wha... What? Who is she? [16:19] KONOHA     How does she know? [16:20] YURIKO     Oh, was that a secret? [16:22] KURO     Sorry, I told her. My bad. [16:25] KONOHA     You have loose lips, ninja. [16:26] KURO     It's fine! [16:28] KURO     Yuriko's lips are sealed! Right? [16:29] YURIKO     Huh?! Y-Yeah! I won't tell anyone. [16:32] KONOHA     But you literally just did. [16:35] KONOHA     Is this really okay? [16:36] KONOHA     It might be better to kill     everyone right here and now. [16:39] YURIKO     Uh, is that assassin humor? [16:41] KONOHA     I'm serious. [16:42] YURIKO     Assassin-chan is scary. [16:45] SATOKO     Can I have more? [16:48] SATOKO     You surprised me. [16:50] SATOKO     I really thought you would kill everyone. [16:53] KONOHA     I was serious. [16:55] SATOKO     What? You can't! [16:56] KONOHA     That would have been easier. [16:58] SATOKO     Oh, look there! [16:58] SIGN     Crêpes [17:00] SATOKO     It's a crêpe shop! [17:02] SIGN     Strawberry [17:02] SIGN     Tuna Salad [17:02] SIGN     Banana [17:02] SIGN     Blueberry     Cheesecake [17:02] SATOKO     It smells so good. They look delicious. [17:05] SATOKO     Konoha-san, would you     like to stop and eat some? [17:09] SATOKO     Wait, when did you get that?! [17:11] KONOHA     If you want one, pay with your own money. [17:11] SIGN     Person of Interest [17:11] SIGN     Please contact if seen [17:14] SATOKO     I know. [17:16] SATOKO     Let's eat at that park together. [17:19] EMPLOYEE     Thank you very much. [17:21] SATOKO     It has so much cream. It's delicious. [17:24] SATOKO     Oh, yeah! Would you like     a bite of mine, Konoha-san? [17:27] KONOHA     No way. You already ate most of it. [17:29] SATOKO     Oh, okay... [17:31] KONOHA     By the way, Satoko-chan,     you have cream on your mouth. [17:34] SATOKO     What?! Where?! [17:35] KONOHA     There. [17:36] SATOKO     Here? [17:37] KONOHA     No. One centimeter up. [17:39] SATOKO     Around here? [17:40] KONOHA     Not even close. [17:41] KONOHA     More down. [17:43] SATOKO     Huh? Where is— [17:46] SIGN     Aya-C Real Estate [17:52] ARISA     I was watching you two, and you've     been way too lovey-dovey! [17:56] ARISA     Just wipe your face with those already! [17:59] SATOKO     Huh? Who are you? [18:00] ARISA     I-I'm Kusagakure Arisa! [18:04] ARISA     I'm going to successfully finish     this assignment, get a huge reward, [18:07] ARISA     move to a tower mansion,     eat sushi for every meal, [18:10] ARISA     buy an annual pass for Mousey Land,     adopt two cute parrots, and... [18:15] ARISA     That's all! [18:16] SATOKO     Oh, um... Um... [18:19] ARISA     You ready? [18:20] ARISA     Prepare yourself! [18:28] ARISA     You're able to dodge that? [18:30] ARISA     You really are an assassin. [18:32] ARISA     In that case, I'll target you first! [18:35] KONOHA     Stay back, Satoko-chan. [18:37] SATOKO     R-Right! [18:37] ARISA     My ninja skill is a     recognition-enhancing type! [18:40] ARISA     It makes me incredibly     strong against my target! [18:44] ARISA     But in exchange, it makes me really     weak against everyone else... [18:48] ARISA     But in this situation, it's not a problem! [18:51] ARISA     Now, I will strike once more! [19:09] ARISA     What? Huh? My gauntlets! [19:12] SATOKO     Could it be that you're     weaker than me right now? [19:16] SATOKO     Oh. I changed your gauntlets into     leaves. They looked painful. [19:21] ARISA     Huh? [19:25] SATOKO     I'm glad those tissues showed up. [19:28] KONOHA     Are you going to continue     looking for a part-time job? [19:30] SATOKO     No, not for a while. [19:33] KONOHA     You give up so fast. [19:34] SATOKO     I'll work hard on jobs with you, Konoha-san! [19:42] CUSTOMER     Um... [19:43] CUSTOMER     I'd like to order an iced melty caramel     royal milk tea, large size with soy milk, [19:47] CUSTOMER     extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel     sauce, and three pumps of honey. [19:51] SIGN     Koro-Pay [19:52] CUSTOMER     Oh. Do you guys take Koro-Pay? [19:54] STAFF     Yes! [19:59] STAFF     Please take one. [20:01] YOSHIDA     Thank you. [20:03] SIGN     Aya-C Real Estate [21:53] SIGN     To Be Continued [22:14] SATOKO     This house has gotten pretty clean! [22:17] KONOHA     Really? Doesn't look that different to me. [22:20] SATOKO     Huh? I'm a little shocked. [22:22] SATOKO     Oh, by the way... [22:24] SATOKO     I kept these since I wasn't sure     if they were trash or not. [22:27] KONOHA     Oh, those. [22:28] KONOHA     It's fine. They're trash now. [22:30] SATOKO     Are they? [22:31] SATOKO     What are these, anyway? [22:33] SATOKO     They're so colorful and cool-looking. [22:35] KONOHA     Simply put, they're cards you use when you     want to buy stuff from a smartphone game. [22:40] SATOKO     Oh, these become money? [22:43] SATOKO     I didn't know you played games, Konoha-san. [22:45] KONOHA     Just a little in the past to kill time. [22:48] KONOHA     But I got too caught up in trying to rise in     the rankings and spent too much money. [22:52] KONOHA     In the end, I felt ridiculous and quit. [22:55] SATOKO     You really like going up in rankings. [22:58] SATOKO     Hup. [23:06] KONOHA     Since you're done cleaning, make food next. [23:09] SATOKO     You're definitely using me as a free service! [23:13] KONOHA     Now, now. [23:14] KONOHA     I'll take you with me to     a sweets shop tomorrow. [23:16] KONOHA     I've been interested in it but     felt too awkward to go alone. [23:20] SATOKO     What? Yay! [23:22] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:26] SIGN     178th [23:30] SIGN     Next [23:30] SIGN     Episode [23:30] SATOKO     Have you ever had a part-time job? [23:32] KONOHA     When it's part of an assassin job. [23:34] SATOKO     What? So you've done services with a smile? [23:35] KONOHA     If that's the job. [23:36] SATOKO     What about singing and dancing? [23:37] KONOHA     If the job calls for it. [23:38] SATOKO     You really are a pro! 4 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] SATOKO     We sure got drenched, huh? [00:10] KONOHA     The rain came out of nowhere. [00:12] SATOKO     Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold! [00:17] KONOHA     You're right. [00:20] KONOHA     I'll go in first. [00:24] KONOHA     Why are you coming in with me? [00:26] SATOKO     Isn't it better if we get in together? [00:29] KONOHA     Huh? [00:30] KONOHA     I don't want to. [00:34] SATOKO     S-So cold... [00:42] SATOKO     What are you watching? [01:03] SATOKO     That scared me. [01:05] SATOKO     This is a scary film, isn't it? [01:07] KONOHA     Hey, stop clinging to me. [01:09] SATOKO     S-Sorry. [01:13] KONOHA     I'm going to bed now. [01:17] SATOKO     Um... [01:19] SATOKO     Can I sleep over here tonight? [01:21] KONOHA     Where's this coming from? [01:22] SATOKO     Well... [01:23] SATOKO     The movie earlier was scary... [01:26] SATOKO     And the kitchen is a bit cold, so... [01:31] SATOKO     Oh, and also, [01:33] SATOKO     Leader told me the other day     that our situation is weird! [01:37] SATOKO     She told me that they bathe     together and sleep together. [01:42] SATOKO     They seem to get along very well. [01:45] KONOHA     I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them, [01:49] KONOHA     but you're a freeloader here. [01:51] KONOHA     And we're just colleagues, anyway. [01:54] SATOKO     Huh? [01:57] KONOHA     Goodnight. [02:16] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [03:33] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship [03:35] SIGN     Leaf 4 [03:36] SATOKO     Leader! [03:38] SATOKO     She told me we're just colleagues! [03:40] SATOKO     What do you think about that?! [03:42] KURO     What do I think? Well... [03:43] KURO     Sounds like something she'd say. [03:45] SATOKO     Is that all?! [03:47] KURO     Also, stop calling me every     time something happens. [03:51] KURO     I'm a busy woman! [03:53] SATOKO     Huh... [03:54] KURO     Can't you try to hide that "but you're     unemployed" look on your face? [03:58] KURO     Forget it. I'm going home. [03:59] SATOKO     Please wait! [04:00] SATOKO     You're the only one I can rely on, Leader! [04:05] KURO     What was that? [04:06] SATOKO     You're the only one I can rely on, Leader! [04:13] KURO     What are you displeased about, anyway? [04:16] KURO     As long as you have food, clothes,     and shelter, isn't that enough? [04:19] SATOKO     Th-That's true. [04:20] KURO     Wow, you agreed so easily. [04:22] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [04:24] SATOKO     It's resolved now! [04:25] SATOKO     Bye! [04:26] KURO     Hey, don't try to leave! [04:27] SIGN     End [04:30] KURO     So in other words, [04:32] KURO     you're dissatisfied with     your relationship, right? [04:35] SATOKO     Yes! That's right! [04:38] SATOKO     When I spoke with you and your     girlfriend the other day, [04:42] SATOKO     you two seemed to be very close. [04:44] SATOKO     I couldn't help comparing     the two of us to that. [04:48] SATOKO     I want me and Konoha-san     to be the way you two are! [04:52] KURO     Huh?! [04:53] KURO     Does that mean... [04:55] KURO     S-Seriously? [04:57] KURO     I see... [05:00] KURO     You have lousy taste in women. [05:04] KURO     Okay, then! [05:06] KURO     If that's what this is about,     I'll help you out! [05:11] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [05:13] SATOKO     I'll be in your care! [05:15] SATOKO     I hope I can live happily with     Konoha-san like the two of them! [05:19] KURO     Yeah, leave it to me! [05:21] KURO     I didn't know she wanted     to be a couple like us! [05:28] SATOKO     What are these? [05:30] KURO     Well, as far as I've seen,     your feelings seem to be one-sided. [05:36] KURO     So let's start by doing things     that'll gain her affection. [05:39] SATOKO     Really? [05:42] SATOKO     I have a long way to go. [05:43] KURO     Don't worry. [05:45] KURO     You may not know it,     but I'm actually pretty popular. [05:51] SATOKO     Leader... [05:52] KURO     So just leave it to me. [05:55] SATOKO     Okay! [05:57] KURO     Now, let's get started. [05:58] KURO     Upon thorough investigation, [06:00] KURO     the number one thing popular     men desire in a partner is... [06:04] KURO     the face! [06:06] KURO     It says, "If a girl has a cute face,     anything she does is cute." [06:10] KURO     Well, Yuri is cute. [06:18] KURO     Average. [06:19] KURO     Okay, the number two thing is... [06:20] KURO     the body! [06:22] KURO     "A nice body makes me happy." [06:24] KURO     Yuri fits this, too. [06:29] KURO     Average. [06:30] KURO     Next. [06:31] KURO     Number three is... cooking! [06:33] KURO     "If she can secure your stomach,     there's no escape." [06:36] KURO     Satoko, you can pull this one off. [06:39] SATOKO     Yes! I'm confident in my cooking! [06:44] SATOKO     Thank you so much, Leader! [06:48] KURO     Sure! Good luck! [06:57] KONOHA     I'm home. [06:58] SATOKO     Welcome back, Konoha-san! [07:00] KONOHA     Whoa. What's with that outfit? [07:03] SATOKO     Is it cute? [07:08] (Flashback) KURO     Leader's advice #1! [07:11] (Flashback) KURO     It feels good to see them cook! [07:11] SATOKO     Eat up. [07:14] (Flashback) KURO     Leader's advice #2! [07:17] (Flashback) KURO     It feels good to see them in sexy outfits. [07:17] SATOKO     Only a peek. [07:23] KONOHA     You'll get burned. [07:26] SATOKO     Huh? [07:27] KONOHA     So what's for dinner tonight? [07:34] SATOKO     It's tempura! [07:36] KONOHA     You'll get burned. [07:40] SATOKO     It's finished. [07:42] SATOKO     My skin stings... It hurts... [07:44] KONOHA     I told you so. It's because     you're dressed like that. [07:47] KONOHA     Nothing tastes good when I eat it     looking at someone covered in burns. [07:51] SATOKO     I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then! [07:54] KONOHA     You are a fool. [07:56] SATOKO     Leader! It's not working! [07:57] KURO     Peace. [07:59] KONOHA     So loud. [08:00] (Flashback) KURO     Leader's advice #3! [08:03] (Flashback) KURO     Girls who are good at cooking are popular! [08:06] SATOKO     Is the tempura good? [08:07] KONOHA     It's good. [08:09] SATOKO     Oh, I'm so glad. [08:11] SATOKO     As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy [08:13] SATOKO     to see you smile like that as you eat! [08:16] KONOHA     Am I smiling right now? [08:19] SATOKO     Yes. You're beaming! [08:22] KONOHA     Can we eat separately from now on? [08:24] SATOKO     What? Wh-Why? [08:31] (Flashback) KURO     Leader's advice #4. [08:34] (Flashback) KURO     Girls who are good listeners are popular. [08:36] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [08:37] SATOKO     How was school today? [08:40] KONOHA     Normal, I guess. [08:42] SATOKO     I see. [08:48] KONOHA     Oh. [08:49] SATOKO     What?! What is it?! [08:50] KONOHA     I did a job by myself on     my way home from school. [08:53] KONOHA     Could you go dispose of the body? [08:56] (Flashback) KURO     Leader's advice #5... [09:00] (Flashback) KURO     Girls you can rely on are popular! [09:04] SATOKO     Leave it to me! [09:14] SATOKO     This is it. [09:16] SATOKO     Konoha-san sure is messy! [09:21] SATOKO     Was she like this before she     started working with me? [09:26] SATOKO     She won't talk about herself     with me, after all... [09:30] HATSUKO     Don't move. [09:32] HATSUKO     You're wide open. [09:34] HATSUKO     Someone like you took out     Big Sis and the others? [09:37] SATOKO     You're a ninja pursuer... [09:41] HATSUKO     It has a paralyzing drug on it.     You won't be able to move. [09:46] HATSUKO     I'll get straight to the point. [09:48] SIGN     Asuka [09:48] SIGN     Fumiko [09:48] SIGN     Midori [09:48] HATSUKO     Can you turn them back? [09:52] HATSUKO     These ninjas who turned into leaves. [09:54] SIGN     Michiru [09:54] SIGN     Arisa [09:55] HATSUKO     Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back? [09:59] SATOKO     You've been collecting them. [10:00] HATSUKO     Hey. Answer me. [10:02] SATOKO     I-I don't know. [10:04] HATSUKO     No matter. [10:06] HATSUKO     I expected that. [10:09] HATSUKO     I'm sure you already knew, [10:11] HATSUKO     but anyone back in the village     can use basic ninja skills. [10:15] HATSUKO     But just like your leaf-turning ability, [10:18] HATSUKO     the ninjutsu that people are born     with varies from person to person. [10:22] HATSUKO     A ninja who used a technique     similar to yours in the past [10:25] HATSUKO     was able to break down a     broken object into leaves [10:28] HATSUKO     and then return it to a whole object. [10:32] SIGN     Plans [10:32] HATSUKO     If you don't know how to turn them back yet, [10:37] HATSUKO     I can take you back to the village     and train you until you learn it. [10:41] HATSUKO     Of course, I'll kill you after that. [10:47] SIGN     Plans [10:47] HATSUKO/KONOHA     "There are ninjas in the village     who can resurrect the dead." [10:52] KONOHA     "Big Sis and the others can     still come back to life." [10:57] KONOHA     So that's what she was planning? [11:02] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [11:03] KONOHA     I accidentally let you go out on your own. [11:06] KONOHA     Are you okay? [11:07] SATOKO     I'm fine. [11:09] SATOKO     I still can't quite move, though... [11:12] KONOHA     Give me your leg. [11:13] SATOKO     I didn't know you'd worry about me. [11:16] KONOHA     Of course I do. [11:18] KONOHA     You're my precious colleague. [11:23] KONOHA     But that's amazing.     Can your ninja skills really do that? [11:26] KONOHA     Turn people back, I mean. [11:29] SATOKO     I don't know. [11:31] SATOKO     I didn't pay attention in class, after all. [11:34] KONOHA     I see. [11:36] KONOHA     It might be useful if you     could learn how to do that. [11:39] KONOHA     Well, for now, turn this one     into leaves so we can go... [11:42] KONOHA     Oh, wait. [11:44] KONOHA     There's a possibility they     can come back to life. [11:49] KONOHA     In that case... [11:50] KONOHA     let's burn them. [11:56] YURIKO     Coming. [11:57] KURO     Hey, you two. [11:58] YURIKO     Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan. [12:01] KONOHA     Please don't call me Assassin-chan. [12:03] YURIKO     What happened to Satoko-chan? [12:05] KONOHA     She got a bit hurt. [12:07] KONOHA     But that's not the point. [12:09] KONOHA     I've heard that she's been in your     care, so I brought something. [12:13] YURIKO     Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes! [12:15] KURO     So you are capable of such gestures. [12:18] KONOHA     We cooked too many. [12:20] YURIKO     Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes. [12:22] KURO     What's this, Satoko? [12:25] KURO     Looks like you two are getting along. [12:27] SATOKO     Konoha-san! Please let me down! [12:29] SATOKO     This is embarrassing! [12:33] SATOKO; KONOHA< KURO; YURIKO     Ninkoro. [12:37] AYAKA     Ninkoro. [12:39] KONOHA     I'm home. [12:49] KONOHA     Huh? [12:55] KONOHA     What's all this? [12:57] SATOKO     Welcome home. [13:00] KONOHA     No, what is this? [13:02] KONOHA     There's nothing here. [13:04] SATOKO     The ninja the other day said that [13:07] SATOKO     I could have the ability to turn back     things that I've turned into leaves... [13:12] KONOHA     Wait, why? [13:15] KONOHA     Why would you test it on my furniture     when you can't do that yet? [13:19] KURO     So you got kicked out and came to us, huh? [13:23] SATOKO     No. I ran away. [13:26] SATOKO     I was practicing for Konoha-san's     sake, and yet she... [13:28] KURO     You were definitely in the wrong this time. [13:32] SATOKO     Well, I do feel bad for turning her     furniture into leaves without permission... [13:37] YURIKO     Now, now. Conflict can be necessary. [13:40] YURIKO     If you want to live together     in harmony, that is. [13:43] YURIKO     You can stay with us until things calm down. [13:46] SATOKO     Yay! [13:46] KURO     Ugh, no way! [13:57] YURIKO     It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan. [14:01] SATOKO     Okay. [14:02] YURIKO     Did you sleep well? [14:04] SATOKO     Yes! I slept much better than usual! [14:07] YURIKO     Probably because you     normally sleep in the kitchen. [14:10] KURO     Yuri. [14:13] KURO     What's for breakfast? [14:15] YURIKO     What do you think? [14:18] YURIKO     It's your favorite, Kuro-chan. [14:19] KURO     Hmm... Omelets? [14:23] YURIKO     Correct! [14:24] KURO     I'm so happy. [14:30] KURO     I love you, Yuri. [14:33] YURIKO     Not now, Kuro-chan. [14:35] YURIKO     Satoko-chan is looking. [14:39] YURIKO     Wait, she really is looking! [14:41] KURO     I forgot! [14:42] SATOKO     Huh? Is that even possible? [14:50] YURIKO     Well, I'm off to work. [14:52] KURO     Uh, hang on, Yuri. [14:54] YURIKO     Ah, that's right. [14:58] YURIKO     Here. Good luck job-hunting. [15:01] KURO     Thanks, Yuri. [15:03] YURIKO     Satoko-chan. [15:04] YURIKO     Could you help me take out the trash? [15:07] SATOKO     Oh, sure! [15:08] KURO     I can do that. [15:10] YURIKO     No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan. [15:14] YURIKO     Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask. [15:17] SATOKO     Sure! What is it? [15:18] YURIKO     Could you check to see what Kuro-chan     is up to while I'm at work? [15:23] SATOKO     Check on Leader? [15:24] YURIKO     Yes. [15:26] YURIKO     I'm a little worried. [15:28] YURIKO     Kuro-chan is easily tempted... [15:31] SATOKO     I see. [15:33] SATOKO     I'll try! [15:39] KURO     All done. [15:42] KURO     I was able to finish the chores     early thanks to your help. [15:46] SATOKO     You can count on me! [15:48] KURO     Yeah. [15:49] KURO     What good timing. [15:51] KURO     Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now. [15:55] KURO     Don't follow me, Satoko. [16:01] SATOKO     Okay! I understand! [16:13] SATOKO     Hmm... Could she be cheating? [16:33] SATOKO     Oh, she went in somewhere. [16:35] SIGN     Pachinko [16:43] YURIKO     So how did it go, Satoko-chan? [16:45] YURIKO     Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor? [16:48] SATOKO     Yes, she did! [16:50] SATOKO     A very noisy place! [16:51] KURO     Hey! I told you not to tell her! [16:54] YURIKO     You promised you'd never go again... [16:57] YURIKO     And you even lied... [16:58] KURO     You've got it all wrong! [17:01] YURIKO     How am I wrong? [17:03] KURO     No, I mean... [17:04] KURO     There's no recreation back at the village. [17:07] KURO     Compared to that, there's so much here. [17:10] KURO     I didn't know so many fun     things existed in the world. [17:14] SATOKO     Oh! Was the loud place you were     at the same as the man we saw? [17:18] YURIKO     What do you mean?! [17:19] YURIKO     Are you... cheating on me?! [17:21] KURO     What?! I was just asking him about the horses! [17:23] YURIKO     Horses?! [17:24] YURIKO     Don't tell me you've also been betting     on horse races on top of pachinko! [17:28] KURO     What about you? [17:29] KURO     You used Satoko to monitor me! [17:32] YURI     You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet! [17:34] KURO     That's... [17:35] SATOKO     This is uncomfortable... [17:36] KURO     Anyway, please have more trust in me! [17:36] YURIKO     You jerk! Jerk! [17:44] KURO     What now? [17:46] SATOKO     I know what this is. [17:47] KURO     A ninja pursuer! [17:50] AYAKA     I finally found you.... [17:53] AYAKA     Leader! [17:54] KURO     Huh? Me? [18:01] AYAKA     How could you?! When you have someone like me! [18:05] KURO     Huh? [18:05] AYAKA     I left the village because     you said you were leaving! [18:09] KURO     You're... Sayuri! [18:11] AYAKA     It's Ayaka! [18:12] AYAKA     Did you forget my name already?! [18:15] KURO     Sorry... [18:16] AYAKA     And you're even living with     this... this civilian woman! [18:21] AYAKA     This is unheard of! [18:22] AYAKA     You're being tricked, right? [18:25] AYAKA     Don't worry. I'll save you now! [18:30] KURO     Wait! [18:30] AYAKA     Die! [18:40] KONOHA     Wow, that was a close one. [18:43] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [18:44] KONOHA     Why did you bother protecting her? [18:46] SATOKO     Because... [18:48] YURIKO     Thank you, Satoko-chan. [18:50] YURIKO     You put yourself in danger to protect me. [18:52] SATOKO     Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us. [18:55] SATOKO     Besides... [18:56] KURO     Yuri! [18:59] YURIKO     Thank you, Assassin-chan. [19:02] KONOHA     I wouldn't have helped if     Satoko-chan hadn't covered you. [19:06] YURIKO     What? [19:07] YURIKO     Does that mean you wanted me to die? [19:10] YURIKO     So scary. [19:12] KURO     H-Hey, Satoko, that... [19:15] KURO     You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop     you from turning her into leaves... [19:20] KURO     But she was a comrade who     left the village with us. [19:20] YURIKO     Your ex? Was she your ex? [19:23] SATOKO     Oh... [19:24] KURO     She was just acting out a little.     Isn't there anything you can do? [19:28] SATOKO     I see... [19:29] SATOKO     Then, rather than burning her,     I'll use her for my resurrection training! [19:29] SIGN     Sayuri [19:33] KURO     "Using" her doesn't sound very moral... [19:37] KONOHA     Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan. [19:40] SATOKO     What? But I ran away from— [19:42] KURO     Go on home, Satoko. [19:45] KURO     Don't you understand? [19:47] KURO     She instantly came to your aid because     you endangered yourself for Yuri. [19:54] KURO     Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you     to make sure you wouldn't be in danger. [20:02] KURO     She worries about you, Satoko. [20:07] KONOHA     Come on. Let's hurry home. [20:14] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [20:16] SATOKO     I'm sorry about that. [20:18] KONOHA     Don't worry about it. [20:19] SATOKO     Also, about what you said before... [20:22] KONOHA     Before? [20:23] SATOKO     Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend. [20:27] KONOHA     Yeah? [20:28] SATOKO     I actually just tripped in front of her. [20:33] SATOKO     Aw, snap. [20:37] SATOKO     Huh? Did you just laugh? [20:38] KONOHA     No. [20:39] SATOKO     You definitely did. [20:41] KONOHA     Enough. Let's go home. [20:43] KONOHA     To our home with nothing. [20:45] SATOKO     You haven't bought any furniture? [20:50] MARIN     I've found you, [20:54] MARIN     Glasses Assassin. [22:23] SIGN     To Be Continued [22:27] KURO     This got out of hand. [22:30] YURIKO     What should we tell the police? [22:33] KURO     Guess we'll have to move out. [22:36] KURO     But we'd need money... [22:39] YURIKO     That's true... [22:40] YURIKO     You can't go to pachinko     parlors or races anymore. [22:43] KURO     I said I'm sorry. [22:45] SIGN     TV [22:45] SIGN     Dresser [22:45] SIGN     Bed [22:46] KONOHA     Don't do it again. [22:48] KONOHA     Next time, I'll make you pay for everything. [22:51] SATOKO     Okay... [22:52] KONOHA     Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed. [23:01] KONOHA     Satoko-chan. [23:03] KONOHA     Want to sleep next to me? [23:05] SATOKO     What? Really?! [23:07] KONOHA     Well, this room is cold. [23:09] KONOHA     If only we had the heater... [23:12] SATOKO     I'm sorry... [23:13] SATOKO     I turned them all into leaves. [23:20] KONOHA     Night. [23:21] SATOKO     Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san. [23:29] SIGN     Next [23:29] SIGN     Episode [23:30] SATOKO     You're very strong, Konoha-san. [23:32] SATOKO     You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too? [23:36] SATOKO     It's impossible. [23:37] SATOKO     You're heavy, Konoha-san. [23:38] KONOHA     You're pissing me off. 5 - A Robot and an Assassin Under One Roof Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] ROBOKO     Good morning. [00:13] ROBOKO     Time to wake up, Konoha-san. [00:19] KONOHA     Morning, Satoko-chan. [00:22] ROBOKO     Good morning. [00:31] KONOHA     Why are your hands cold? [00:33] SATOKO     That's not the problem here! [00:36] SIGN     Leaf 5     A Robot and an Assassin     Under One Roof [00:39] SIGN     A Few Hours Earlier [00:46] SIGN     Trash Collection Zone [00:48] SATOKO     Is this trash someone left behind? [00:54] SATOKO     Wh-What is this?! [01:00] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [01:05] SIGN     Present [01:09] MARIN     Behold! [01:10] MARIN     As expected... [01:11] MARIN     My robot is perfect! [01:13] SATOKO     What was that robot?! [01:16] MARIN     Oh, very well. [01:22] MARIN     I shall explain! [01:28] MARIN     Roboko is a robot equipped     with AI, modeled after you. [01:32] SATOKO     Oh... [01:33] MARIN     It's designed to do chores like you. [01:37] SATOKO     Ooh. [01:39] MARIN     Although, lately it's been learning a lot of new     features I don't even know about on its own. [01:44] SATOKO     Huh? [01:46] SATOKO     Wait, Konoha-san?! [01:47] SATOKO     She's eating as if nothing's wrong! [01:49] MARIN     Looks like she's unable to come to your aid. [01:52] SATOKO     What? Why doesn't she notice? [01:55] SATOKO     Th-Th-This is weird! [02:06] ROBOKO     What is the matter? [02:07] KONOHA     I feel like... [02:09] KONOHA     the miso soup isn't as good as usual. [02:14] ROBOKO     I feel it is rude to complain about     food that someone made for you. [02:18] KONOHA     I guess you're right. [02:19] SATOKO     She let the robot argue back! [02:21] SATOKO     So that's how I should respond... [02:24] MARIN     And now Glasses Assassin     is no longer a problem! [02:27] MARIN     Now, you will work for me, ninja girl! [02:32] SATOKO     Speaking of, what are you planning to     do by kidnapping me and not killing me? [02:39] MARIN     I'm the same way Glasses used to be. [02:51] SIGN     SHRIEK [02:52] MARIN     I leave too much evidence. [02:53] SIGN     236 Glasses [02:53] SIGN     237 Skull-chan [02:54] MARIN     And that's why I was low in the rankings. [02:55] SIGN     New Review [02:55] SIGN     Thank you for your quick work.      However, I think you leave behind too much evidence.     You do the job well, but I think you need a little more     than that...      I'll be leaving a 1-star review this time.      Please do your best next time. [02:55] SIGN     Anon (male) [03:01] SIGN     236 Glasses [03:01] SIGN     New Review [03:02] SIGN     Your work is sloppy and you leave too much evidence. [03:04] (Flashback) MARIN     We're the same. [03:11] MARIN     So I secretly considered her my rival, [03:13] SIGN     Assassin Ranking [03:13] MARIN     but she's been shooting up     in the rankings lately. [03:15] SIGN     Rank up [03:15] SIGN     98 Glasses [03:17] MARIN     Her reviews said that she left no traces. [03:24] MARIN     It made me curious,     so I decided to look into her. [03:32] MARIN     That's when I found out that she was     teaming up and working with you. [03:47] SATOKO     You have a skill that allows you     to leave no evidence, correct? [03:51] SATOKO     I suppose. [03:52] SATOKO     I can turn things into leaves. [03:55] MARIN     What?! That's amazing! [03:56] MARIN     You use magic?! [03:58] SATOKO     It's ninjutsu. [03:59] MARIN     A-Awesome! [04:01] SIGN     Thinking [04:01] SATOKO     That's right. Robots can't use ninja skills. [04:04] SATOKO     Surely Konoha-san will pick up on that [04:06] SATOKO     when they do a job together,     and then she'll realize it's a fake! [04:10] KONOHA     You're a fake. [04:13] SATOKO     I'm counting on you, Konoha-san! [04:15] MARIN     Hey, can you turn this chair back? [04:17] SATOKO     Please hurry and realize     that the robot isn't me. [04:23] MARIN     Well? Can you? [04:24] KONOHA     We've got work after this. [04:27] KONOHA     What do you want to do for dinner? [04:28] KONOHA     Make it here? Eat out afterward? [04:32] ROBOKO     I am [04:33] ROBOKO     fine anywhere as long as there is an outlet. [04:37] KONOHA     You're a child of the times... [04:38] MARIN     Oh, looks like they're heading to work. [04:40] MARIN     We should go to work, too. [04:43] MARIN     Show me what you've got, kunoichi. [04:46] MARIN     What are you worried about? [04:48] MARIN     It's no different from your previous job. [04:51] MARIN     There's no reason to stick with her. [04:54] MARIN     Look at Glasses. [04:55] MARIN     She doesn't even realize that's not you. [04:57] SATOKO     No! [04:58] SATOKO     Konoha-san will figure it out! [05:00] SATOKO     I'm going to make sure with my own eyes! [05:04] MARIN     Hey! Wait! [05:07] KONOHA     All right. [05:08] KONOHA     Done. [05:09] ROBOKO     Job complete. [05:11] SATOKO     Oh, there they— [05:14] KONOHA     Satoko-chan. The usual, please. [05:17] ROBOKO     What? [05:17] KONOHA     Don't "what?" me. The usual. [05:19] KONOHA     Where you turn the bodies into     leaves to erase the evidence. [05:22] ROBOKO     Oh, yes. Erase. [05:39] SATOKO     What was that feature?! [05:41] MARIN     No clue. I made it all on vibes. [05:44] MARIN     But wow, as expected of me. [05:47] SATOKO     That's something no human can do. [05:49] SATOKO     That's it! [05:50] SATOKO     Maybe she'll realize it now! [05:52] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [05:53] KONOHA     Satoko-chan... [05:55] KONOHA     You've powered up. [05:56] SATOKO     Why won't you realize?! [05:57] SIGN     SCREAM!! [05:57] SATOKO     Why?! [05:58] SATOKO     Are you doing a comedy skit?! [06:00] MARIN     Whoa! Hey! [06:00] SATOKO     It doesn't make sense! [06:02] SATOKO     Laser beams came from its eyes! [06:04] SATOKO     I'm not this metallic! [06:07] SATOKO     Could it be... you were playing     dumb so you could lure her out? [06:11] SATOKO     That's right! [06:12] SATOKO     She's the assassin who kidnapped me! [06:15] KONOHA     There are two Satoko-chans?! [06:17] SATOKO     Konoha-san?! [06:17] MARIN     Well, can't be helped now     that I've been caught. [06:21] MARIN     My name is Izutsumi Marin! [06:23] MARIN     I'm your rival! [06:25] SATOKO     Take another good look, Konoha-san. [06:31] SATOKO     Marin-san... [06:33] SATOKO     I can't accept Konoha-san being     genuinely fooled by this. [06:37] SATOKO     She's not supposed to be this stupid. [06:40] SATOKO     Is something coming from     the robot that hypnotizes her [06:43] SATOKO     into thinking it looks like me? [06:45] MARIN     Nope, nothing. [06:46] SATOKO     Nothing?! [06:47] MARIN     It's the spitting image. [06:48] SATOKO     The spitting image?! [06:49] SATOKO     Spitting... image? [06:53] ROBOKO     Tee-hee. [06:57] SATOKO     Listen here! [06:58] SATOKO     Look at this! [07:00] SATOKO     A robot can't do this! [07:01] SATOKO     Leaf-turning ninja technique! [07:03] SIGN     Charging [07:03] SATOKO     I turned this AC into leaves in an instant! [07:07] KONOHA     Isn't that one better? [07:09] MARIN     Cool. Maybe I'll come back and     retrieve it to use it for myself. [07:14] SATOKO     O-Oh, right! This morning's miso soup! [07:18] SATOKO     You said it wasn't good! [07:19] SATOKO     I can make better meals     than this robot, Konoha-san! [07:23] KONOHA     I'm sorry, Satoko-chan.     I see things clearly now. [07:26] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [07:27] KONOHA     Now, let's defeat these two together. [07:30] SIGN     BANG! [07:31] MARIN     We'll remember this! [07:38] KONOHA     Let's eat. [07:46] ROBOKO     How is it? [07:47] ROBOKO     Did the miso soup turn out delicious? [07:49] KONOHA     Hmm... [07:51] KONOHA     The flavor is a little weak. [07:53] ROBOKO     Sad... [07:54] KONOHA     But this is my first time trying     miso soup with eggplant. [07:59] KONOHA     It's good. [08:03] MARIN     Darn. [08:04] MARIN     Just you wait, Glasses Assassin! [08:07] SATOKO     Do you not need me because Roboko     can emit lasers from its eyes?! [08:13] MARIN     Ninkoro. [08:15] ROBOKO     Ninkoro. [08:36] ROBOKO     Smile. [08:42] SATOKO     Hello. [08:43] SATOKO     I'm Kusagakure Satoko. [08:45] SATOKO     After unintentionally     leaving the ninja village, [08:47] SATOKO     I was taken in by Konoha-san,     and we've been living together. [08:51] SATOKO     However, somehow I've been living     with an assassin girl named Marin [08:56] SATOKO     for a whole month now. [08:59] MARIN     Hey, kunoichi. Breakfast is ready. [09:03] SATOKO     Coming. [09:08] SATOKO     It's very delicious. [09:10] SATOKO     What is this dish called? [09:12] SIGN     You can't get enough of the melty cheese! [09:13] MARIN     It's called croque-monsieur. [09:15] MARIN     It's nice to have a Western-style     breakfast like this sometimes, right? [09:18] SATOKO     Yes! [09:24] KONOHA     Satoko-chan. [09:26] SIGN     Boiling [09:26] ROBOKO     Yes. Warm tea, correct? [09:31] KONOHA     Wow. How did you know? [09:35] ROBOKO     Your body temperature was lowering. [09:38] ROBOKO     And it has been some time     since you last hydrated. [09:38] SIGN     Today's Activity Log          7:00 Wake up     7:01 Sleep again     8:23 Wake up     8:26 Wash face / brush teeth     8:38 Breakfast     8:56 Lie down     11:13 Toilet     12:02 Lunch     12:34 Lie down [09:41] KONOHA     You're very attentive,     but it's kind of grossing me out. [09:49] ROBOKO     Konoha-san. [09:51] ROBOKO     Am I... useful? [09:55] KONOHA     Where's this coming from? [09:58] KONOHA     Yeah, you're useful. [10:02] ROBOKO     Then I am glad. [10:06] KONOHA     Though, lately, you give     the overwhelming impression [10:09] KONOHA     of a large home appliance when you sit. [10:13] KONOHA     You mainly cooked Japanese-style dishes,     but you've expanded your repertoire. [10:17] KONOHA     Your miso soup especially tastes better. [10:20] SATOKO     What? [10:21] SATOKO     Am I losing to a robot? [10:21] SIGN     Commentary [10:25] SATOKO     Marin-san! [10:27] MARIN     I told you to knock. [10:30] SATOKO     Could you teach me how to make     that, um... croque-monsieur? [10:35] MARIN     What's this about? [10:41] SATOKO     I thought she might like it if I learned some     new recipes beyond Japanese-style foods. [10:47] SATOKO     Konoha-san only smiles when it's time to eat. [10:52] MARIN     That's right! [10:54] MARIN     Normally, she's super stone-faced. [10:56] MARIN     Like in this picture! [10:58] MARIN     She's not smiling, but look how cool she looks! [11:00] SATOKO     Marin-san, could it be that you... [11:02] SIGN     Konoha [11:02] SIGN     Marin [11:02] SATOKO     like Konoha-san? [11:05] MARIN     N-No way! [11:06] MARIN     I'm only researching her as her rival! [11:11] ROBOKO     Hm. [11:12] ROBOKO     After my miso soup research, [11:14] SIGN     Studying [11:15] ROBOKO     I think I will hone my skills to be     of assistance in Konoha-san's job. [11:20] ROBOKO     Ding. [11:22] SIGN     Do not feed the cats!! [11:24] SIGN     Beware of Vicious Cats [11:24] MAO     I've finally located it, nyan. [11:26] MAO     The runaway ninja's lair. [11:27] MAO     I'll report this to everyone in     the village and plan an ambush, [11:30] MAO     and then it'll all be over, meow. [11:36] MAO     Who are you, meow?! [11:38] MAO     W-Wait a minute, meow! [11:40] MAO     This is a secret scroll passed     down among the Kusagakure. [11:43] MAO     If you remove this seal... [11:43] SIGN     Time until transformation     is complete: [11:45] MAO     Just for you, I'll tell you what happens. [11:47] MAO     So shut up and listen, meow! [11:49] ROBOKO     I have determined you are stalling for time. [11:49] SIGN     Kill [11:55] SIGN     GNYAAAAA [11:59] KONOHA     I'm home. [12:01] KONOHA     Wait, where'd all that blood come from?! [12:03] ROBOKO     I cut my finger while cooking. [12:06] KONOHA     Wha... [12:08] KONOHA     Are you okay? [12:10] KONOHA     I don't see any injuries anywhere. [12:13] ROBOKO     The wound must have healed already. [12:16] KONOHA     Really? [12:17] SIGN     Thank you [12:17] ROBOKO     Thank you for your concern. [12:18] SIGN     for your concern. [12:19] KONOHA     We have a job in the mountains tomorrow,     so I'm going to bed early. [12:22] ROBOKO     Right. [12:30] KONOHA     I'm exhausted. [12:32] ROBOKO     Good work today. [12:35] KONOHA     I would've gotten lost in the mountains     if you hadn't flown us out there. [12:41] ROBOKO     I was able to give it my all by     thinking about you, Konoha-san. [12:59] KONOHA     Whoa. You okay? [13:01] ROBOKO     Apologies. It seems I am tired from flying. [13:08] KONOHA     Flying ninja skills are draining. [13:10] KONOHA     Thanks for your hard work, Satoko-chan. [13:15] ROBOKO     Could you plug me into... an outlet? [13:18] KONOHA     Of course. [13:23] KONOHA     You're sleeping there tonight? [13:26] KONOHA     Okay, I'm turning off the lights. [13:29] KONOHA     Goodnight, Satoko-chan. [13:32] ROBOKO     Goodnight. [13:37] KONOHA     Brr. [13:38] KONOHA     That's right... We've... [13:41] ROBOKO     We've been sleeping together lately, [13:43] ROBOKO     so it's a bit lonely. [13:46] KONOHA     Satoko-chan. [13:56] ROBOKO     K-K-Konoha-san. [13:58] KONOHA     What's with that look? [14:01] KONOHA     I was a little cold, too. [14:05] KONOHA     Here, lie down. [14:15] KONOHA     Jeez, Satoko-chan. [14:19] KONOHA     Satoko-chan... [14:20] KONOHA     You're warm, like a charging phone. [14:27] KONOHA     The miso soups you make are still the best. [14:31] ROBOKO     You have said before that it was delicious,     so I prepared a full pot this time. [14:37] KONOHA     That's too much. [14:39] ROBOKO     Apologies. [14:42] SATOKO     Marin-san! [14:43] SATOKO     It's done! [14:45] SIGN     Satoko-Style     Shinobi's Croque-Monsieur [14:48] MARIN     This is good, kunoichi! [14:50] MARIN     Great job for your first try! [14:52] SATOKO     It's all thanks to your teaching, Marin-san. [14:55] SATOKO     I'll make some for Konoha-san next. [15:00] MARIN     All right, work complete! [15:03] MARIN     Thanks to you, kunoichi,     I'm rising in the rankings. [15:04] SIGN     162 Skull-chan [15:06] MARIN     Thanks a bunch! [15:08] MARIN     There, there, there. [15:08] SATOKO     It makes me so happy to be praised. [15:11] SIGN     162 Skull-chan [15:12] MARIN     But because of Roboko,     Glasses isn't coming down any. [15:13] SIGN     161 Glasses [15:17] MARIN     As expected of my rival. [15:19] SATOKO     I see. [15:21] SATOKO     Konoha-san is just fine without me. [15:29] MARIN     You know, you can go home if you want. [15:31] SATOKO     Huh? [15:32] MARIN     I'm starting to feel sorry for you. [15:35] MARIN     No matter how perfect my robot     is at tricking Glasses... [15:40] MARIN     Feeling like you're not needed     just sucks, doesn't it? [15:46] SATOKO     Marin-san... [15:49] MARIN     I had a sister before. [15:52] MARIN     Unlike me, she could do anything— [15:53] SATOKO     Thank you very much! [15:55] SATOKO     I'm going home, then! [15:56] MARIN     Huh? Hey! [15:58] MARIN     I was still talking! [15:59] SATOKO     So long! [16:00] MARIN     Get back here! [16:04] SIGN     Keep out [16:04] KONOHA     All done. [16:06] KONOHA     I'm getting hungry.     Let's head back after we eat. [16:09] KONOHA     Do you prefer a place with an outlet again? [16:11] ROBOKO     Yes, thank you. [16:14] STAFF     Welcome in. [16:17] KONOHA     Table for two. [16:23] KONOHA     The electric bill's been a lot higher lately, [16:26] KONOHA     so be mindful when you use it     for things other than charging. [16:30] ROBOKO     Have the household finances been tight? [16:32] KONOHA     Well, that's not exactly what I meant. [16:35] ROBOKO     The jobs you do pay you very well. [16:39] ROBOKO     However, since the original... [16:41] ROBOKO     I mean, since I turned     your furniture into leaves, [16:45] ROBOKO     we have been frugal in     buying new appliances, [16:48] ROBOKO     thus making our standard of living low. [16:52] KONOHA     I'm surprised. You noticed all that? [16:57] ROBOKO     Of course. Because it's about you. [17:01] KONOHA     What? That's kind of scary. [17:06] ROBOKO     If you don't mind, could you tell me [17:08] ROBOKO     the reason you chose this line     of work, raise your ranking, [17:12] ROBOKO     and have the need to earn a lot of money? [17:22] KONOHA     I guess I can tell you. [17:24] KONOHA     But not everything. [17:26] ROBOKO     I do not mind. [17:27] ROBOKO     Rather than helping you at your     job without the knowledge, [17:30] ROBOKO     I believe it would be good for me [17:32] ROBOKO     as your coworker to     understand your objectives. [17:35] KONOHA     It's more beneficial for me if     you remain a clueless helper. [17:40] ROBOKO     I have helped you this far. [17:42] ROBOKO     Do you believe there is something that could     stop me from helping you if you explain? [17:47] ROBOKO     You can tell me anything. [17:51] KONOHA     I suppose you're right. [17:52] KONOHA     We've been together for a while now. [17:56] KONOHA     I don't think you'd leave me just due to     disliking something about me now. [18:05] ROBOKO     I see. [18:06] ROBOKO     So that is your reason. [18:09] KONOHA     This is the first time I've     told anyone about this. [18:13] ROBOKO     I knew the name "Koga Konoha" was an alias,     but to think that you had such a past... [18:18] KONOHA     Now that I've told you my reasons,     will you still work with me? [18:24] ROBOKO     Of course I will. [18:25] ROBOKO     As I said, I will not reject you. [18:32] KONOHA     Satoko-chan, your skin is cold. [18:39] SATOKO     Hey! [18:40] SATOKO     What is this heartwarming atmosphere?! [18:43] SIGN     Hug... [18:44] SATOKO     H-Hugging?! [18:47] KONOHA     You're here, [18:48] KONOHA     fake Satoko-chan. [18:49] SATOKO     I'm not! [18:51] SATOKO     I'm not fake! [18:52] SATOKO     That one is the fake! [18:54] SATOKO     Didn't it feel hard when you hugged it? [18:56] SATOKO     You just said it felt cold, too! [18:58] SATOKO     That is robot! Cold! [18:59] SATOKO     I am human! Warm! [19:02] KONOHA     You make me sick. [19:04] KONOHA     I held back last time because you     look so similar to Satoko-chan. [19:07] MARIN     This doesn't look good, kunoichi! [19:09] SATOKO     Marin-san! [19:10] MARIN     Her murderous intent is no joke! [19:12] SATOKO     Whoa, scary! [19:12] KONOHA     That girl over there didn't bother me     since she was lower in the rankings, [19:17] KONOHA     but lately, her rank's been skyrocketing. [19:19] MARIN     Gulp. [19:20] KONOHA     Satoko-chan, please. [19:21] ROBOKO     Yes. [19:22] SATOKO     "Yes"? [19:30] ROBOKO     I released a special powder. [19:32] ROBOKO     Now no one around us can see us. [19:35] KONOHA     Thank you, Satoko-chan. [19:37] SATOKO; MARIN     What?! That's too convenient! [19:39] MARIN     Roboko, I'm the one who created you! [19:42] ROBOKO     Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot... [19:43] ROBOKO     Turn. [19:44] MARIN     Hey! It's pretending it can't hear me! [19:46] SATOKO     Wait, where's Konoha-san? [19:48] MARIN     This isn't good, kunoichi! [19:49] MARIN     Even if it's two people versus     one person and one robot, [19:51] MARIN     I can't do anything with my bare hands! [19:53] MARIN     Do you have a plan? [19:55] SATOKO     No way! I know more than anyone     how strong Konoha-san is— [19:58] SATOKO     One robot... [19:58] SIGN     2 people VS 1 person + 1 robot [20:00] SATOKO     That's it! [20:01] MARIN     What is it, kunoichi? [20:03] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [20:05] SATOKO     Look! [20:17] SATOKO     My ninjutsu turns things into leaves. [20:21] SATOKO     Robots are things, not people! [20:24] SATOKO     Now do you understand     that I'm the real one?! [20:45] SATOKO     Konoha-san? [20:51] KONOHA     Oh... Right. [20:54] KONOHA     You're the real Satoko-chan. [20:57] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [20:59] KONOHA     I don't need that right now. [21:01] SATOKO     Well, let's go home! [21:04] KONOHA     Ah... [21:07] KONOHA     Yeah. [21:09] SATOKO     Marin-san, thank you for taking care of me! [21:14] MARIN     Roboko... [21:19] SATOKO     We're home. [21:21] KONOHA     The miso soup... [21:23] SATOKO     Roboko made that, right? [21:25] SATOKO     Should I toss it and make a new batch? [21:29] KONOHA     No, I'll eat it. [21:31] KONOHA     I will. [21:52] SATOKO     Oh. It's pretty good. [23:26] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:29] SIGN     Next [23:29] SIGN     Episode [23:30] SATOKO     Konoha-san, it's the next     episode's preview. [23:33] KONOHA     Say it like Roboko would. [23:34] SATOKO     Huh? Um, um... [23:35] SATOKO     Konoha-san. It is the preview     for the next episode. [23:37] KONOHA     Keep that up for a while. 6 - A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:17] SATOKO     Konoha-san, for dinner tonight... [00:20] SAKURA     I found you! [00:21] SAKURA     Runaway ninja and assassin! [00:24] SAKURA     I am Sakura, a ninja pursuer from the village! [00:26] SAKURA     How dare you slaughter all those ninjas?! [00:30] SATOKO     Gah. [00:31] SAKURA     I shall end your life with my sword! [00:36] SATOKO     Where were you keeping that?! [00:39] SAKURA     Huh? Where's the assassin? [01:00] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:17] SIGN     Leaf: 6 [02:18] SIGN     A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof [02:22] SATOKO     Okay, I'll gather these up [02:25] SATOKO     and take them home to try to     turn them back to normal! [02:33] KONOHA     Speaking of, we never     collected Roboko's leaves. [02:36] SATOKO     Oh. I forgot to do that. [02:47] SATOKO     I-It's been quite some time since     the day we met, hasn't it? [02:51] KONOHA     Has it? [02:58] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-san. [02:59] SATOKO     While I was away, I learned how     to make some new dishes! [03:04] SATOKO     I'll make some when we get home. [03:06] KONOHA     Sure. [03:08] SATOKO     B-By the way... [03:10] SATOKO     The ninja who pulled her sword     from her breasts blew me away. [03:14] SATOKO     If I had breasts as big as hers,     could I do that, too? [03:18] SATOKO     Oh, I bet it would work with your size! [03:21] KONOHA     That's sexual harassment. [03:23] SATOKO     S-Sorry. [03:25] KONOHA     Roboko was able to do that, though. [03:27] KONOHA     She could store all kinds of stuff.     It made my job easier. [03:30] SATOKO     What?! Like, in her breasts?! [03:32] KONOHA     No, in her head. [03:34] SATOKO     How could you not tell that she was a robot? [03:45] MARIN     Vengeance for Roboko! [03:50] SATOKKO     Marin-san! [03:51] MARIN     Found you at last! [03:53] MARIN     It's time for me to avenge Roboko! [03:55] SATOKO     Oh, no! I don't want to fight you, Marin-san! [03:59] KONOHA     You say you want vengeance, but you're     the one who started this whole thing. [04:04] MARIN     I-I know that! [04:06] MARIN     I'm not going to actually kill you! [04:08] MARIN     I just wanted to hurt you a little     so you'd reflect on your actions! [04:11] MARIN     I won't feel satisfied until I do! [04:13] MARIN     Take this! [04:17] SATOKO     What are these?! [04:20] MARIN     Uh... Things are taking a perverted turn... [04:26] MARIN     This is... [04:30] MARIN     If you didn't like that, maybe you should     really think before you act from now on! [04:36] KONOHA     You okay? [04:37] SATOKO     Konoha-san, did you use me as a shield? [04:40] KONOHA     Well, if she's out to avenge Roboko,     it's you she's after. [04:44] SATOKO     How could you? [04:51] SATOKO     Dinner's ready. [05:00] SATOKO     Hm? Don't you like it? [05:03] KONOHA     Huh? No, it's good. [05:05] SATOKO     B-But you're not smiling like you usually do. [05:09] KONOHA     Roboko's meals were better. [05:12] SATOKO     Huh? [05:16] SATOKO     So... what do you think about that, Marin-san?! [05:20] MARIN     Why'd you come back? [05:22] SATOKO     Because I can't seem to connect with     Leader, who I usually consult with. [05:26] MARIN     Who even is that? [05:27] MARIN     Besides, you destroyed all the     cameras I set up in Glasses' house! [05:32] SATOKO     Well, who wants to be spied on like that? [05:35] MARIN     Bold words coming from someone     who actually used them. [05:39] SATOKO     Konoha-san has seemed down ever     since Roboko was eliminated. [05:45] SATOKO     She keeps looking at me as if     she has something to say... [05:49] SATOKO     But it seems she doesn't. [05:53] SATOKO     She hasn't even been going to school.     She just stays at home all day. [05:59] SATOKO     So on that note, could you     please make Roboko again? [06:03] MARIN     Can't believe you of all     people want to request that. [06:05] SIGN     Off [06:05] SIGN     On [06:05] SATOKO     Huh? Why do you say that? [06:07] MARIN     I don't wanna. [06:08] MARIN     Besides, it's impossible. [06:09] SATOKO     What? [06:11] MARIN     I make my robots based on vibes. [06:14] MARIN     I can never make the same robot again. [06:16] MARIN     Something like Roboko can only     be made once every ten years, [06:19] MARIN     and I'm pretty mad at you     for turning her into leaves. [06:22] MARIN     Did you already forget about yesterday? [06:23] SATOKO     Yesterday... [06:29] MARIN     Besides... [06:31] SATOKO     Besides? [06:33] MARIN     Don't you get it? [06:35] MARIN     What do you think will happen     once I make Roboko again? [06:39] SATOKO     Konoha-san would be happy. [06:41] MARIN     And what about you? [06:44] MARIN     You didn't like being replaced by her. [06:47] MARIN     Are you saying you'd be     fine being replaced again? [06:58] SATOKO     This time the three of us can live together. [06:58] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin (and Roboko)     (All Three) Under One Roof [07:01] MARIN     Don't propose absurd things like that. [07:05] MARIN     In other words, Glasses mistook     Roboko for you and got too close. [07:12] MARIN     And once Roboko left the picture, [07:15] MARIN     she realized the one she got close with     wasn't you, and it threw her off. [07:18] MARIN     Just a theory. [07:19] MARIN     Do you understand? [07:21] SATOKO     I think I do. [07:23] MARIN     All it means is that you have to get     just as close with her as Roboko did. [07:30] SATOKO     You're amazing, Marin-san! [07:34] MARIN     I've read up on this... through shojo manga. [07:37] MARIN     You should read them, too, so you can— [07:42] MARIN     Wait, kunoichi, have your     boobs always been... [07:44] SATOKO     Huh? [07:45] SATOKO     Whoa, you're right! They're bigger! [07:47] MARIN     How?! Is it ninjutsu?! [07:49] SATOKO     What?! Is it?! [07:50] MARIN     I'm asking you! [07:52] SIGN     Grope [07:52] SIGN     Grope [07:52] SATOKO     I don't know anything about this! [07:54] SATOKO     How did this happen all of a sudden? [07:54] SIGN     Squish Squish Squish [07:56] SATOKO     Is it my growth spurt? [07:58] SATOKO     Actually, ever since you     attacked me last night, [08:01] SATOKO     my breasts have been     feeling kind of itchy... [08:03] MARIN     Could it be an effect of my invention? [08:07] MARIN     Kunoichi, if you let me     experiment on you for a bit, [08:11] MARIN     I'll let you off the hook     for destroying Roboko. [08:13] SATOKO     What? You were still mad about that?! [08:16] MARIN     Of course I was! [08:25] SIGN     Incoming Call [08:25] SIGN     Satoko-chan [08:28] KONOHA     Hello? [08:29] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [08:31] SATOKO     I'm going to help Marin-san     with an experiment of hers. [08:34] SATOKO     I'll be staying at her house for a few days. [08:37] KONOHA     All right. [08:38] SIGN     Fun Milk [08:39] SATOKO     About dinner— [08:40] KONOHA     It's okay. I'll just eat whatever. [08:43] SATOKO     If this experiment goes well,     I think it will really make you happy! [08:48] SATOKO     So please look forward to it! [08:50] KONOHA     What? It'll make me happy? [08:55] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [08:55] SATOKO     I am home! [08:58] KONOHA     Wait, what? Who are you? [09:00] KONOHA     This? This is supposed to make me happy? [09:02] MARIN     Sorry, I went too far. [09:05] SIGN     Bounce [09:05] KONOHA     Huh? Were you like that before? [09:07] MARIN     W-Well, I'm still in my growing phase. [09:10] MARIN     If you're interested,     I'd be willing to treat you, too. [09:14] KONOHA     No, not interested. [09:15] SIGN     Boing [09:15] SATOKO     What? I recommend it, Konoha-san! [09:16] SIGN     Boing [09:18] SIGN     Boing [09:18] SATOKO     It felt nice, and the     results were immediate! [09:19] SIGN     Boing [09:20] SIGN     Boing [09:21] MARIN     You were so scared at first, you nearly cried. [09:21] SIGN     Bounce [09:22] SIGN     Bounce [09:23] SIGN     Bounce [09:25] SIGN     Bounce [09:25] SATOKO     Hey, Marin-san! [09:26] SATOKO     You didn't have to say that! [09:28] SIGN     Bounce [09:28] SIGN     Bounce [09:29] MARIN     I only said the truth. [09:30] SIGN     Giddy [09:30] KONOHA     How long are you keeping this up? [09:32] MARIN     See you later, kunoichi. [09:34] SATOKO     Yes, see you. [09:35] KONOHA     She's coming back? [09:39] SATOKO     These are all convenience store meals. [09:41] SATOKO     It's only been a few days,     and look at this mess. [09:44] SATOKO     Oh, did you have breakfast? [09:46] KONOHA     Don't avoid the obvious. [09:48] KONOHA     What are those? [09:50] SATOKO     What are they? [09:51] SIGN     Sparkle [09:52] SATOKO     It's "breast storage" ninjutsu! [09:54] KONOHA     What? [09:55] SATOKO     It's the one that ninja the other day used! [09:57] SATOKO     You even said that Roboko did something     similar, and that it was very useful! [10:01] SATOKO     I wanted to learn that ninjutsu, [10:04] SATOKO     so I had Marin-san make them     bigger with her experiments! [10:07] KONOHA     Really? [10:09] KONOHA     Do you really think just having big     breasts can make that possible? [10:12] SATOKO     Now, now, just watch and see. [10:15] SIGN     Squeeze [10:17] SIGN     Bounce [10:21] SATOKO     I can't do it. [10:21] SIGN     Droop... [10:22] KONOHA     I figured as much. [10:24] KONOHA     I don't know for sure, but don't     you need training to do that? [10:29] SATOKO     For now, let me just start cleaning. [10:32] SIGN     Bounce Bounce [10:36] KOONHA     What is it now? [10:37] SATOKO     I can't reach. My boobs are in the way. [10:40] KONOHA     Why do you seem a little happy about that? [10:43] KONOHA     We need to go to work now. [10:45] SATOKO     Yes! [10:46] SATOKO     Let's get going! [10:46] SIGN     Bounce [10:47] SATOKO     I can put your belongings in my boobs... [10:49] SATOKO     Oh, yeah, I can't do that. [10:53] SIGN     Shopping District [10:57] SIGN     Stare [10:59] SATOKO     I can't help but notice people staring. [11:01] KONOHA     Well, yeah... [11:03] SATOKO     Is this how you felt before, too? [11:04] SIGN     Bounce [11:06] KONOHA     Again, why do you seem so happy? [11:06] SIGN     Bounce [11:09] KONOHA     The looks people are giving you     are different from the ones I get. [11:13] SIGN     Ba-Bounce [11:14] KONOHA     You tripped so dramatically. [11:16] SATOKO     I can't see my footing! [11:18] KONOHA     Oh. Looks like it, yeah. [11:19] SIGN     Heavy... [11:21] SATOKO     Can you please help me get up? [11:26] SATOKO     I'm sorry. [11:28] KONOHA     Can we even work together     in the state you're in? [11:29] SIGN     Thud [11:31] SIGN     Heavy... [11:31] SATOKO     It'll be all right. [11:34] SATOKO     I think... [11:36] SATOKO     But I'll do my best! [11:39] KONOHA     Hey, Satoko-chan. You're in the way. [11:42] SATOKO     S-Sorry. [11:44] SATOKO     I wanted to be of use to you, Konoha-san. [11:52] (Flashback) KONOHA     Where are we? [11:54] (Flashback) ROBOKO     Based on my remaining battery percentage, [11:56] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I may not last until we reach the house, but... [12:03] (Flashback) KONOHA     I'm sorry to make you push yourself. [12:05] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I am glad that my skills are of use to you. [12:09] (Flashback) ROBOKO     I was able to do my best by thinking about you. [12:14] KONOHA     It's fine. [12:15] KONOHA     I can do it myself this     time, so head home first. [12:18] SATOKO     Oh, but... [12:20] KONOHA     Really. You stand out so much,     it'll be hard to get the job done. [12:23] SATOKO     Yes... I understand. [12:26] KONOHA     Try not to trip. [12:28] SATOKO     If that's the case,     I'll army crawl my way home. [12:36] KONOHA     I'm home. [12:38] KONOHA     Huh? She's not here. [12:42] SATOKO     Oh, you got here quicker     than me, Konoha-san. [12:45] KONOHA     Where were you? [12:46] SATOKO     I was doing a bit of shopping. [12:47] SIGN     Bounce [12:49] KONOHA     Looking like that? [12:51] SATOKO     I'll make dinner now. [12:54] KONOHA     Can you? In that state? [12:56] SATOKO     It's a little difficult. [12:56] SIGN     Bounce [12:58] SATOKO     But it's doable! [13:04] SIGN     Cut [13:05] SIGN     Thud [13:11] SATOKO     It's done! [13:14] KONOHA     Oh. It's eggplant miso soup. [13:17] SATOKO     Have you tried it before? [13:18] SATOKO     I really like eggplant miso soup. [13:21] KONOHA     I have. [13:24] KONOHA     I also like it. [13:25] SATOKO     Really? Then I'll make it again! [13:28] KONOHA     Yeah. [13:29] KONOHA     But I think I like it better     with stronger flavor. [13:38] SATOKO     It's no use. [13:39] SATOKO     I can't reach Leader. [13:41] SATOKO     I wanted to ask her about     the breast ninjutsu. [13:44] SATOKO     Every time I call, I just hear a     beeping sound, like the line's busy. [13:48] KONOHA     Oh, that means you're blocked. [13:50] SATOKO     What?! [13:51] KONOHA     Aw, she doesn't like you anymore. [13:53] SATOKO     Oh, no! [13:55] SATOKO     What to do... [13:57] SATOKO     I'm sure they've moved     since their house blew up. [14:00] SATOKO     Where could they be? [14:02] KONOHA     Oh, right. [14:03] KONOHA     In that case... [14:06] SAKURA     Ninkoro. [14:09] KANIE     Ninkoro! [14:18] SATOKO     I found you, Leader! [14:20] KURO     Ugh, that voice is... [14:21] KURO     Satoko! [14:23] KURO     Wait, who are you?! [14:23] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [14:27] KURO     How did you know where I was? [14:32] KURO     Can I touch them? [14:34] KONOHA     What the heck are you saying? [14:36] KURO     So what happened, anyway? [14:39] KURO     What made you both come to see me together? [14:41] KONOHA     We wanted to discuss— [14:43] SATOKO     Leader! Were you avoiding me?! [14:45] KURO     Well... [14:46] SIGN     You know how Ayaka came to my     house and caused such a stir? [14:47] SIGN     Bounce [14:50] SATOKO     Ayaka? [14:51] KURO     The ninja you turned into leaves! [14:53] KURO     After that, we couldn't avoid moving out. [14:56] KURO     I thought Yuri would be in danger     if two runaway ninjas were together. [15:00] KURO     You don't seem interested     in hiding your presence at all. [15:03] KURO     And somehow you're standing     out even more now. [15:06] KURO     Like I asked, how did you find me? [15:09] KURO     I don't think I had any kind     of tracker on me or anything. [15:13] SATOKO     About that... [15:15] SATOKO     You know how Konoha-san is an assassin? [15:17] SIGN     (Kill)     Employer: Satoko     Request: Assassination     Target: Kuro     Options (advance fees will be included):     Killing style, whereabouts, photographic evidence of body,     corpse delivery, the whole family, a funeral (simple) [15:17] SATOKO     Since we couldn't find you, we put in     an assassination request as a test, [15:21] SATOKO     and someone from the assassin     organization told us everything, [15:23] SATOKO     including your current location. [15:25] KURO     What? [15:26] KURO     Did you come here to kill me?! [15:27] SIGN     Assassin [15:28] SIGN     Client [15:28] SATOKO     No, not at all! [15:28] SIGN     Target [15:30] SATOKO     We just had to use that method to find you. [15:33] SATOKO     We have no intention of killing you! [15:34] SATOKO     We just wanted to discuss something!     Right, Konoha-san? [15:37] KONOHA     But if we fail to make the kill here,     my ranking will go down... [15:41] KURO     Why are you putting on gloves?! [15:43] KURO; SATOKO     You're scaring us! [15:44] KURO     Well, now that you know... [15:47] KURO     Yuri's been wanting to see you guys, too. [15:49] KURO     So I'll take you to my new place. [15:57] YURIKO     It's been a while. [15:59] YURIKO     Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan... [16:00] SIGN     Ba-Boom! [16:01] YURIKO     You've gotten so big. [16:02] SIGN     Heavy... [16:05] YURIKO     Sorry for disappearing without a word. [16:07] YURIKO     Kuro-chan insisted it was for the best     if we don't see each other anymore. [16:12] SATOKO     Oh, by the way, Leader, [16:14] SATOKO     I see you're still going     to the pachinko parlors! [16:18] SATOKO     Does she not get mad at you anymore? [16:22] YURIKO     Kuro-chan... [16:24] YURIKO     You... [16:25] YURIKO     You told me you stopped     going to the pachinko parlors! [16:27] KURO     Th-That aside, you guys wanted     to discuss something, right?! [16:30] SATOKO     Oh, that's right. [16:32] KONOHA     It's about these. [16:33] KURO     Breast ninjutsu? [16:35] SATOKO     Yes! [16:36] SATOKO     I vaguely remember there being a ninjutsu     that lets us store things there... [16:40] KURO     Well, there is, but I can't do that. [16:44] KURO     Hey, now. [16:45] KURO     Besides, the breast size doesn't matter. [16:48] KURO     That ninja pursuer, was it? [16:50] KURO     She was just an exception. [16:53] KURO     What we were taught was how to store     important things near our chest. [16:59] SATOKO     How could I mistake that? [17:00] KURO     I guess not paying attention     during class backfired on you. [17:03] SATOKO     Then I must look like a fool     for getting breasts like these! [17:04] SIGN     Bounce [17:07] KURO     Well, yeah. [17:09] KONOHA     What was the point of all of this? [17:11] KONOHA     Let's go home, Satoko-chan. [17:15] KONOHA     Oh, that's right. [17:17] KONOHA     If you're saying it's best that     we don't interact anymore, [17:20] KONOHA     why don't you erase Satoko-chan's memory? [17:23] SATOKO     What?! How could you say that? [17:24] KONOHA     That'll be for the best. [17:27] KONOHA     You'd just get worried if     she disappeared on you. [17:31] KONOHA     And it'd only be more trouble for you two     if you kept getting found like this, right? [17:37] KURO     I-I'm sorry for acting on my own, okay? [17:40] KURO     I won't disappear without     a word again. I promise. [17:43] SATOKO     I'm so glad! [17:45] KONOHA     Really? [17:46] KURO     I won't erase your memories, either. [17:49] KURO     I've decided to live normally as     my own person, not as a ninja, [17:55] KURO     and seal away my ninjutsu. [17:57] KURO     Using my memory-erasing power carelessly     would make Yuri feel uneasy, too. [18:02] KURO     She might wonder if her own     memories are being tampered with. [18:05] KURO     That's why I made the decision     to never use them again. [18:08] YURIKO     Kuro-chan! [18:09] KONOHA     Didn't she use it the other day? [18:11] KONOHA     You know, when the poison-user     ninja attacked? [18:13] SATOKO     She did. [18:15] KURO     That was an emergency! [18:19] KANIE     I found you, runaways! [18:22] KANIE     I had a hunch when I saw the     assassination request... [18:24] KANIE     But to think you'd really be here! [18:26] KANIE     I am rank 40 in the assassin rankings! [18:29] KURO     Hey! [18:30] KANIE     Kanie of the ninja village! [18:33] KANIE     Even against the two of you,     I don't intend to lose! [18:36] YURIKO     That was expensive! [18:38] KANIE     In fact, that adversity     just makes me stronger! [18:44] YURIKO     Maybe we really should have you forget     everything and stay away from us. [18:48] KONOHA     See? [18:49] KURO     This all happened because you put in     the assassination request to find me! [18:57] SATOKO     I got her to unblock me! [19:01] KONOHA     Good for you. [19:02] SATOKO     Still, I'm sorry. [19:04] KONOHA     For what? [19:05] SATOKO     These breasts. [19:07] SATOKO     I couldn't be of use to you in your work. [19:09] SATOKO     I made them bigger because     I didn't want to lose to Roboko, [19:10] SIGN     Boing [19:12] SIGN     Boing [19:12] SATOKO     but I can't even do chores     with them in the way. [19:14] SIGN     Boing [19:17] KONOHA     I don't think it's fair to think you're losing. [19:19] SATOKO     Huh? [19:21] KONOHA     It's true that Roboko was outstanding, [19:23] KONOHA     but I've come to understand that she     was the same as you on the inside. [19:27] KONOHA     Her being a robot did bring     a lot of perks, though. [19:30] SATOKO     Seriously, why didn't you feel     anything off about that? [19:33] KONOHA     I wonder why. [19:35] SATOKO     But you're right! [19:37] SATOKO     Marin-san said Roboko was     modeled after my personality. [19:43] SATOKO     That's why she wasn't necessarily     a completely different person! [19:45] SIGN     Dr. Marin's Masterpiece!? [19:46] SATOKO     It's just that she matured much faster. [19:51] SATOKO     That's why she was more adult-like than me. [19:54] SATOKO     Her cooking far surpassed     mine, too, it seems. [19:58] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO     I'll never betray you, Konoha-san. [20:01] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO     I know everything about you, Konoha-san. [20:15] KONOHA     Hey, Satoko-chan. [20:17] KONOHA     I haven't told you yet... [20:20] KONOHA     The reason why I want to rise     in the assassin rankings. [20:22] SATOKO     What? You're telling me now? [20:24] SATOKO     Yes! [20:28] KONOHA     On second thought, never mind. [20:30] KONOHA     Those things hanging off you are so distracting,     I've lost the will to talk about it. [20:33] SATOKO     How could you say that? [20:37] KONOHA     Oh. My ranking went down. [20:40] SATOKO     Is it because we failed     the mission with Leader? [20:42] KONOHA     Yup. [20:43] KONOHA     It's fine. [20:44] KONOHA     In the end, we did reel in     another target, so it evens out. [20:47] KONOHA     I haven't reported the last kill I did, though. [20:50] SATOKO     The one you said you'd do on your own? [20:53] KONOHA     Yeah. [20:54] KONOHA     I wanted you to erase the body after all. [20:57] KONOHA     For now, I hid it away so it can't be found. [21:01] KONOHA     Once those go back to normal,     I'll be counting on you. [21:09] KONOHA     The corpse will start to     smell if we don't hurry. [21:12] KONOHA     There are things only you can do, you know. [21:16] KONOHA     So don't worry about pushing     yourself to try new things. [21:19] SATOKO     What? [21:19] KONOHA     You're not even listening. [21:21] KONOHA     What? What is it? [21:23] SATOKO     I was just asking Marin-san, and... [21:27] SATOKO     She said there's no way to turn them back. [21:27] SIGN     Wahahaha [22:59] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:02] SATOKO     Goodnight. [23:03] KONOHA     Night. [23:04] SATOKO     I'll go sleep in the kitchen, then. [23:07] KONOHA     What? [23:07] SATOKO     Huh? [23:08] KONOHA     Oh, right. That was with Roboko. [23:10] SATOKO     What?! You slept together with Roboko?! [23:13] KONOHA     Do you want to try to sleep together, too? [23:16] SATOKO     Huh?! [23:19] SATOKO     E-Excuse me, then. [23:22] SIGN     Slump... [23:23] SIGN     Wham [23:24] SIGN     Boing [23:24] SIGN     Boing [23:27] KONOHA     Actually, go sleep in the kitchen. [23:30] SIGN     Next [23:30] SIGN     Episode [23:30] KONOHA     What were you trying to accomplish     by enlarging your breasts? [23:32] SATOKO     It was because we discussed how useful it'd     be if we could store a bunch of stuff there! [23:35] KONOHA     I've never had a large inventory     in the first place, though. [23:37] SATOKO     Why didn't you say that sooner?! 7 - An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] SATOKO     All right! [00:11] SATOKO     Look, Konoha-san! [00:13] SATOKO     I pulled three SSRs! [00:14] SIGN     You received these 10 cards [00:14] SIGN     Draw 10 more [00:16] KONOHA     You've been drawing from     that gacha a lot lately. [00:18] SATOKO     Yeah! [00:20] SATOKO     When they add new content,     I just can't help myself. [00:24] KONOHA     Do you play the actual game? [00:25] SATOKO     I play co-op with Leader. [00:27] SATOKO     I'm better than her at it, too,     since I spend money on it! [00:32] SATOKO     Yay! I'm going to show these off to Leader. [00:40] KONOHA     What? What's wrong? [00:42] SATOKO     The game I'm playing, [00:43] SATOKO     Black Ninja Fantasy, says it's ending! [00:44] SIGN     Announcement [00:44] SIGN     End of service announcement [00:47] KONOHA     Oh, yeah, that's how smartphone games go. [00:50] KONOHA     You'll just have to give up on it. [00:51] SATOKO     I-It's not fair... [00:55] SATOKO     I spent five million yen on this account. [00:58] KONOHA     F-Five million yen?! [01:15] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:34] SIGN     An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend [02:35] SIGN     Leaf 7 [02:36] KONOHA     I didn't realize you'd spent that much money. [02:40] SATOKO     Well, I got carried away spending it [02:42] SATOKO     on pulling gachas and recovering my stamina. [02:46] SATOKO     But I've been very active in this game. [02:50] SATOKO     My ninja party is one of the     top parties in the whole game! [02:54] KONOHA     No point boasting about a game     that's getting canceled. [03:00] KONOHA     She's crying. [03:01] SATOKO     Because... [03:03] SATOKO     The game itself wasn't that fun, but... [03:06] SATOKO     pulling a rare character and having     people praise me made me feel good! [03:12] KONOHA     Is this considered     "feeding one's need for approval"? [03:16] KONOHA     I know. [03:17] KONOHA     Why not start a social media account? [03:19] SATOKO     Social media? [03:22] KONOHA     Since you're good at cooking, [03:24] KONOHA     you can post your recipes and the     photos you take of your meals. [03:29] KONOHA     Wouldn't it be fun to have people look [03:32] KONOHA     at the stuff you like and are good at,     and leave likes for you? [03:36] SATOKO     I see. [03:37] SATOKO     That does sound fun. [03:38] SIGN     Unlock [03:39] KONOHA     Oh. [03:40] KONOHA     Get rid of these cards, okay?     They're in the way. [03:42] SATOKO     Do you use social media, too, Konoha-san? [03:46] KONOHA     Since I don't have anything I like, no. [03:48] SATOKO     Aw... [03:50] KONOHA     You should ask someone who's     more knowledgeable about it. [03:58] SATOKO     Someone knowledgeable... [04:09] SATOKO     I'm heading out! [04:11] YURIKO     What? So why did you come to see me? [04:14] SATOKO     Konoha-san said "Yuri's Secret Account"     would know more about it than her. [04:16] SIGN     Search more images [04:16] SIGN     Yuri's Secret Account     A girl's secret account @@ [04:21] YURIKO     How do you know about... [04:22] YURIKO     That was years ago! [04:25] SATOKO     Konoha-san said she learned of it     through the assassin organization. [04:28] YURIKO     But I don't keep that up anymore! [04:30] YURIKO     Don't tell Kuro-chan! [04:32] SATOKO     A-All right. [04:34] YURIKO     I can see why Kuro-chan warned me     that we needed to keep our distance. [04:39] YURIKO     First, we need to make an account. [04:41] YURIKO     What do you want for the username? [04:42] SATOKO     Um... How about "Kusagakure Satoko"? [04:45] YURIKO     What?! No! You can't use your full name! [04:48] YURIKO     The Internet is a scary place! [04:50] YURIKO     What if someone used     your full name to find you?! [04:52] YURIKO     Also, aren't you being pursued?! [04:55] YURIKO     You can't use anything that     could expose your full name, [04:57] YURIKO     your job, or people you know! [04:59] YURIKO     If something goes viral, [05:00] YURIKO     people around you will find out,     and you'll get harassed! [05:03] SATOKO     W-Wow. You really are     knowledgeable about this. [05:06] SATOKO     Did something happen to you in the past? [05:09] YURIKO     Nope, not at all. [05:12] YURIKO     Ugh! [05:13] YURIKO     I can't teach you all of     this during my lunch break! [05:16] YURIKO     Be sure to take notes, Satoko-chan! [05:18] SATOKO     O-Okay! [05:26] STUDENTS     Look. Aren't they cool? [05:33] SATOKO     I was able to get four likes! [05:34] SIGN     Unread messages below [05:34] SIGN     I was able to get four likes [05:36] SATOKO     This might be fun! [05:39] KONOHA     What's this "Real Ninja" about? [05:39] SIGN     Real Ninja     #firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking     #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook     #homemademeal #followforfollow     I made curry. [05:42] SATOKO     That's my username on social media! [05:45] KONOHA     Lame. [05:46] YOSHIDA     Koga-san? [05:49] YOSHIDA     It's been a while. Are you feeling better? [05:53] KONOHA     Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be sick. [05:56] YOSHIDA     Huh? [05:56] KONOHA     Oh, uh, yeah. I was just in the hospital for a bit. [05:59] YOSHIDA     The hospital?! [06:00] KONOHA     But I'm fine now. [06:00] CLASSMATE     Whoa, she's talking to her. [06:02] CLASSMATE     Should we stop her? [06:02] YOSHIDA     Even so, you're still recovering,     so don't push yourself. [06:06] KONOHA     Okay. [06:07] YOSHIDA     I know! You can use this. [06:08] SIGN     Math A [06:08] SIGN     CAMPUS [06:08] SIGN     Yoshida Aoko [06:10] YOSHIDA     My notes from when you were out sick. [06:12] YOSHIDA     Also, the career interest form. [06:14] YOSHIDA     You're the only one who hasn't filled one out. [06:16] YOSHIDA     If you have any questions, let me know. [06:19] CLASSMATE A     Hey, Yoshida-san? [06:21] YOSHIDA     Coming. [06:22] YOSHIDA     I'll see you later, Koga-san. [06:27] CLASSMATE A     Yoshida-san, you shouldn't     get too close to Koga-san. [06:31] CLASSMATE B     She says she's been out sick,     but we're pretty sure she's lying. [06:36] CLASSMATE A     Yeah! [06:37] CLASSMATE A     We keep hearing that she's been     seen walking around town a lot. [06:40] CLASSMATE B     The other day, she was seen walking around [06:43] CLASSMATE B     with a super busty lady who was cosplaying. [06:45] CLASSMATE B     And she was wandering around places     with no foot traffic at night. [06:48] CLASSMATE A     I saw blood on her uniform, too. [06:52] YOSHIDA     Well, she might have her reasons. [06:55] YOSHIDA     Besides, I know someone     who's a lot like Koga-san. [06:59] YOSHIDA     People like her could just be clumsy [07:01] YOSHIDA     and easily misunderstood by people. [07:05] KONOHA     My career... [07:08] YOSHIDA     Do you know how to fill it out? [07:10] KONOHA     Yoshida-san. [07:11] YOSHIDA     Have you decided whether to     go to college or get a job? [07:14] KONOHA     No... [07:15] YOSHIDA     I understand it's hard. [07:18] YOSHIDA     I know! Why don't you come     to my house after school today? [07:22] YOSHIDA     I have a friend coming over. [07:25] YOSHIDA     She takes her future very seriously. [07:28] YOSHIDA     You might be able to learn     from her if you talk to her! [07:45] SATOKO     Don't you think this looks good? [07:47] SATOKO     I already got twelve likes! [07:50] SATOKO     That means twelve people think     my food looks delicious! [07:50] SIGN     #middleschoolgirl #cooking     #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook     #homemademeal #followforfollow     Today I made a loco moco rice bowl!! [07:53] SIGN     2 replies [07:53] SIGN     12 likes [07:54] SIGN     You're really good. This is a nice photo.     Who will you be feeding this to? [07:54] SIGN     Looks good. [07:58] YOSHIDA     Koga-san? Is something wrong? [08:01] KONOHA     No, nothing. [08:05] KONOHA     Pardon the intrusion. [08:07] YOSHIDA     Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. [08:10] YOSHIDA     I'm the only one who lives here now. [08:14] YOSHIDA     My mom and dad both went away somewhere. [08:19] YOSHIDA     Oh, just in time. [08:22] YOSHIDA     Aoi-chan, come on up. [08:27] AOI     Whoa, who's this? [08:29] AOI     Oh, sorry. Nice to meet you. [08:32] KONOHA     Uh, hello. [08:34] YOSHIDA     Aoi-chan, this is my classmate, Koga-san. [08:37] YOSHIDA     Koga-san, this is the girl     I was talking about. [08:40] YOSHIDA     My childhood friend, Satou Aoi-chan. [08:42] AOI     Nice to meet you. I'm Satou. [08:48] YOSHIDA     As I thought. [08:50] YOSHIDA     You two look alike when you     stand next to each other. [08:53] AOI; KONOHA     Really? [08:55] SIGN     Career Interest Form [08:55] AOI     Ah, right, career plans. [08:58] AOI     If you're asking me,     I don't really know what to say. [09:00] YOSHIDA     That's not true. [09:03] AOI     Well... [09:04] AOI     I think it depends on what     Koga-san wants to do. [09:08] AOI     Is there anything? [09:09] KONOHA     Not really. [09:11] KONOHA     Is there something you like,     or something you're interested in? [09:15] KONOHA     Anything at all? [09:16] KONOHA     I don't think so. [09:19] AOI     Well, if that's the case,     college might be the way to go. [09:23] YOSHIDA     She's right. [09:25] YOSHIDA     You can live that dream campus life. [09:27] YOSHIDA     You can join clubs, hang out with     friends until morning, and fall in love. [09:32] AOI     That's just playing around. [09:33] AOI     When would you study? [09:35] YOSHIDA     Aw, I think both are important. [09:38] AOI     Well, I think you can find your     passions while attending school. [09:42] YOSHIDA     Koga-san, your grades aren't bad. [09:45] YOSHIDA     Maybe you could go to     a university in the city? [09:47] AOI     Actually, enough about other people. [09:50] AOI     Are you sure you want to     go into finding a job? [09:53] YOSHIDA     Y-Yeah. [09:54] YOSHIDA     Since my parents are gone, I don't     think I can afford to go to college. [09:59] YOSHIDA     My grades have been going down lately     since I've had to work part-time jobs, too. [10:06] YOSHIDA     But enough about me! [10:09] YOSHIDA     Koga-san! [10:10] YOSHIDA     Aoi-chan here is striving to study at a     national university and become a doctor! [10:15] YOSHIDA     She placed number one on     her recent cram school test, [10:18] YOSHIDA     so I'm sure she'll pass! [10:20] YOSHIDA     It's amazing. [10:21] YOSHIDA     She has a clear vision of her future. [10:24] YOSHIDA     I can also clearly envision     Aoi-chan as a female doctor. [10:28] AOI     Dummy. You're jumping the gun a bit. [10:30] YOSHIDA     But isn't it exciting? [10:32] AOI     Hey. Enough about me! [10:41] SIGN     Unlock [10:41] SIGN     New Work Order [10:42] KONOHA     Sorry, I should get going. [10:44] YOSHIDA     Oh, sorry. [10:46] YOSHIDA     Did you have other plans? [10:48] AOI     I bet you dragged her here without     checking to see if she was busy. [10:52] YOSHIDA     That... might be true. [10:56] KONOHA     Well, thank you so much for today. [11:00] AOI     I hope I was helpful, even just a bit. [11:04] YOSHIDA     I'll see you at school, Koga-san. [11:07] AOI     See you. [11:08] AOI     If you end up finding what     you want to do, let us know. [11:11] AOI     It was embarrassing having someone     talking about me the whole time. [11:15] YOSHIDA-SAN     I'm sorry! [11:17] KONOHA     Well, bye. [11:21] KONOHA     Guess I'll check my work order. [11:29] SIGN     Unlock [11:29] SIGN     1 message from Satoko-chan [11:34] SIGN     Real Ninja     #middleschoolgirl #cooking     #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook     #homemademeal #followforfollow     #cosplay #omeletrice [11:35] KONOHA     What's this? [11:47] SATOKO     Hey, Leader. [11:50] SATOKO     Did you find a job? [11:54] KURO     I'm still on the lookout. [11:58] KURO     Unlike you, I have to     actually look for work. [12:05] SATOKO     I'm also working very hard with Konoha-san. [12:10] SATOKO     Recently, I've gotten quicker     at turning things into leaves. [12:20] SIGN     Everyone's Town's     Bath House [12:20] SIGN     Bath [12:21] SATOKO     Hello, this is Satoko. [12:22] SATOKO     What's the matter? [12:25] SATOKO     What? Work? Now? [12:27] SATOKO     Understood. [12:30] KURO     Hey, don't get me in the picture. [12:33] SATOKO     "A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house." [12:37] SATOKO     There. [12:38] SIGN     #middleschoolgirl #aninja      #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholikepublicbaths      #lovetobathe #followforfollow     A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house. [12:41] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [12:43] SATOKO     Sorry to keep you waiting. [12:46] KONOHA     What did you do? [12:48] SATOKO     What? [12:49] KONOHA     Whatever. [12:51] KONOHA     Let's get to work. [12:53] SATOKO     Okay. [13:03] YOSHIDA     Ninkoro. [13:06] AOI     Ninkoro. [13:11] KONOHA     Huh? [13:14] KONOHA     What are you doing? [13:16] SATOKO     Huh? [13:18] SATOKO     I'm taking selfies. [13:20] KONOHA     What? [13:21] SATOKO     Well... [13:22] SATOKO     I happened to get my face in     a picture of a meal I made, [13:26] SATOKO     and then someone wrote     that I looked super cute. [13:28] SIGN     You look cute [13:28] SIGN     You're in the picture! [13:29] SATOKO     So when I uploaded a picture of myself,     it got more likes than my food posts! [13:32] SIGN     likes [13:35] SATOKO     Besides, it's more work to make food... [13:38] SATOKO     And lately, people have been     leaving mean comments, [13:41] SATOKO     such as judging my sense of taste [13:42] SIGN     Your tongue must be broken.     That looks gross.     Did you wash the lettuce?     Amateur's cooking. Unhealthy balance.      Think about the people who hate tuna.      I think you need to study cooking more. [13:43] SATOKO     and saying it looks nutritionally     unbalanced or gross. [13:46] SATOKO     They can't tell all that from just a picture! [13:48] SATOKO     But these selfies can't compete     with the other users, either... [13:53] SATOKO     Did you know? [13:53] SIGN     Making omelet rice today♥ [13:54] SATOKO     This video of someone cooking     while emphasizing her breasts [13:57] SATOKO     got 30,000 likes! [14:00] SATOKO     I'm jealous! [14:00] SIGN     Heart omelet rice is done♥ [14:01] SATOKO     And the food doesn't even look that good!     It must be because of her breasts, right? [14:07] SATOKO     Maybe I can ask Marin-san     to enlarge mine again. [14:10] KONOHA     Look, there's a lot I could     say about this, but... [14:14] KONOHA     Are you enjoying all this? [14:17] SATOKO     Huh? [14:18] KONOHA     I understand how getting likes     would make you feel good, [14:21] KONOHA     but you don't look like     you're having fun right now. [14:25] KONOHA     Instead of worrying about big numbers, [14:27] KONOHA     doesn't the true meaning     of fun on social media [14:29] KONOHA     come from finding like-minded     people who enjoy the things [14:33] KONOHA     you like and find cute, no matter how small? [14:36] SATOKO     Th-That's so deep! [14:36] SIGN     Shock!! [14:38] KONOHA     Why don't you stop that now? [14:41] SATOKO     You're right. [14:43] SATOKO     Now that you mention it, I feel like     I got a little too desperate there. [14:47] SATOKO     I think Yuriko-san told me     something similar, too. [14:51] KONOHA     So you were warned. [14:52] SATOKO     I did enjoy taking those pictures... [14:56] KONOHA     Then do you want to buy a camera later? [14:59] SATOKO     Huh? I'd like that! [15:01] KONOHA     I don't know much about cameras, though. [15:26] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [15:29] KONOHA     You took my picture again. [15:32] SATOKO     I enjoy taking photos of you, Konoha-san. [15:46] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [15:58] KONOHA     Stop that. It's embarrassing. [16:01] SATOKO     I got a picture of you smiling! [16:05] KONOHA     Maybe it was a bad idea to buy you a camera. [16:07] SATOKO     I know! [16:08] SATOKO     Since we're out and about,     want to go buy clothes, as well? [16:23] SATOKO     Those look great on you, Konoha-san. [16:26] KONOHA     You think so? [17:05] SIGN     Accepting Scholarships [17:09] SIGN     1 Message from Yoshida Aoko [17:10] YOSHIDA     Morning. [17:11] YOSHIDA     Did the national mock exam go okay? [17:13] AOI     Morning. [17:14] SIGN     Did the national mock exam go okay? [17:14] SIGN     Morning [17:14] SIGN     Of course [17:14] AOI     Of course. [17:15] CLASSMATE C     Satou-san! [17:17] CLASSMATE C     We saw the exam results! You're amazing! [17:19] CLASSMATE D     Yo, Ms. Genius! [17:21] CLASSMATE C     You're going to medical school, right? [17:22] AOI     Well, if I get in. [17:25] CLASSMATE C     Of course you will! [17:26] CLASSMATE D     It'll be easy! [17:28] AOI     Well... [17:29] CLASSMATE C     Teach me math sometime. [17:32] CLASSMATE D     Oh, then teach me English, too. [17:35] AOI     S-Sure. [17:37] CLASSMATE D     I'll win the next mock exam! [17:40] CLASSMATE C     No way that'll happen. [17:42] CLASSMATE C     Later, Satou-san. [17:42] CLASSMATE D     Bye-bye. [17:48] AOI     First place. [17:49] SIGN     1st place [17:52] SIGN     Congratulations [18:00] STUDENTS     Isn't that crazy? [18:02] STUDENTS     What? [18:03] YOSHIDA     Koga-san, did something good happen? [18:06] KONOHA     Huh? [18:07] YOSHIDA     You're smiling so much! [18:10] KOONHA     I-It's nothing. [18:12] YOSHIDA     Were you able to fill out     the career path form? [18:15] KONOHA     Well, yeah. [18:17] YOSHIDA     I'm glad. [18:18] YOSHIDA     After you left, I told Aoi-chan how     wonderful it would be if the three of us [18:21] YOSHIDA     could meet and talk about things     besides the discussion we had. [18:25] YOSHIDA     Do you have any free time this month? [18:28] KONOHA     This month is a little... [18:30] YOSHIDA     Aoi-chan placed first in     the national mock exam. [18:34] YOSHIDA     She's amazing. [18:35] YOSHIDA     If there's anything you don't     understand in your studies, [18:38] YOSHIDA     I think it would be a great idea for     you to ask Aoi-chan, as well! [18:41] KONOHA     Yeah, maybe. [18:43] YOSHIDA     Come over again soon. [18:45] KONOHA     Sure. [18:47] KONOHA     By the way... [18:49] YOSHIDA     Is something the matter? [18:51] KONOHA     Well, it seems like the teachers found     out about how I've been skipping school. [18:54] KONOHA     I wonder how. [18:55] YOSHIDA     Oh, that. [18:57] YOSHIDA     I think it's because of this. [19:03] KONOHA     What is this? [19:06] SATOKO     Isn't my number of likes amazing? [19:08] SATOKO     People are saying that you can feel the     love the photographer has for the subject! [19:13] KONOHA     That's not the point. [19:14] KONOHA     Since I'm an assassin, you can't go posting     photos of my face for the world to see. [19:19] SATOKO     Oh. You're right. [19:22] SATOKO     I'm sorry! Since you told me to     share things I liked and found cute... [19:30] KONOHA     Huh? Wait... [19:33] KONOHA     I mean, I guess it's okay. [19:35] KONOHA     I haven't shown my face in assassin circles. [19:38] SATOKO     Really? Then I can keep doing this? [19:41] KONOHA     That's not what I'm saying... [19:43] KONOHA     Besides, when I said     "things you like," I meant cooking. [19:48] SATOKO     Cooking? [19:50] SATOKO     I'm only good at cooking because that's     what I had to do in the ninja village. [19:53] SATOKO     I don't particularly like it. [19:56] KONOHA     Oh... Okay. [19:59] SIGN     New Work Order [20:02] KONOHA     A work order. [20:11] SATOKO     Konoha-san? [20:13] SATOKO     What's the matter? [20:18] SIGN     New [20:18] SIGN     Target Name [20:18] SIGN     Female 17 y/o Blood Type AB [20:18] SIGN     Order description: Assassination requiring the disappearance of the body          A strong rival to my son's exam scores. Please make sure     there is no evidence and that the body is erased to make     it appear as if she disappeared due to the pressure of the exams. [20:27] AOI'S BROTHER     What time is Mom coming home tonight? [20:31] AOI     She said she's going to be a little late. [20:37] AOI'S BROTHER     Then can I stay awake until she comes home? [20:48] AOI'S BROTHER     Sis? [20:59] SIGN     Assassin Ranking [20:59] SIGN     171 Glasses [21:10] YOSHIDA     Please help me out. [21:12] SATOKO     I feel like I've seen that person before. [21:18] YOSHIDA     Long time no see, Koga-san and Satoko-chan. [21:21] SATOKO     Oh, you're her classmate. [21:24] KONOHA     What are you doing? [21:25] YOSHIDA     Well, you see... [21:27] YOSHIDA     Aoi-chan has gone missing. [21:30] SIGN     Missing [21:30] YOSHIDA     So I'm handing out flyers and     collecting any information I can get. [21:35] YOSHIDA     Things like this keep     happening close to me... [21:39] YOSHIDA     Am I a girl who brings     misfortune to those around me? [21:46] KONOHA     I'll help you hand these out. [21:50] SATOKO     Please help us out. [21:52] SATOKO     Please help us out. [21:52] YOSHIDA     Please help us out. [21:54] SATOKO     Please help us out. Please help us out. [21:56] YOSHIDA     Please help us out. [21:57] SATOKO     Please help us out. [21:58] YOSHIDA     Please help us out. [23:26] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:29] SIGN     Next [23:29] SIGN     Episode [23:30] SATOKO     Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview! [23:32] KONOHA     Do it yourself. [23:33] SATOKO     I couldn't! What would I say by myself? [23:35] SATOKO     Now that I think about it, we never really     talk about the next episode in these. 8 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] SATOKO     The house... [00:12] KONOHA     How did this happen? [00:36] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [01:54] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House [01:55] SIGN     Leaf 8 [02:02] SATOKO     We're saved, thanks to you, Marin-san. [02:07] KONOHA     What's with the maid outfit? [02:09] MARIN     On top of letting you two use my     bathroom and borrow my clothes, [02:12] MARIN     I retrieved your necessities and things that [02:14] MARIN     you don't want people seeing     from your burning house. [02:16] MARIN     I even notified the assassination     organization for you. [02:20] MARIN     I can't let you stay for free, [02:22] MARIN     but since I know Glasses doesn't     have any money right now... [02:25] SATOKO     Wow... [02:26] SATOKO     I didn't know you had that sort     of sense of honor, Konoha-san. [02:30] KONOHA     You've become a real agitator     since you got into social media. [02:34] MARIN     Well... [02:35] MARIN     I'll let you stay here until     you find a new place to live. [02:39] SATOKO     Marin-san! [02:41] KONOHA     We only got away with the clothes     on our backs, after all. [02:43] KONOHA     If only we'd grabbed our smartphones... [02:44] SATOKO     Fire? Fire? Fire? [02:46] SATOKO     And all my money burnt up because     I stashed it in the house. [02:46] SATOKO     Whoa! Fire! [02:51] KONOHA     Huh? What about your bank account? [02:53] SATOKO     It seemed like a hassle,     so I didn't bother with one. [02:56] KONOHA     A hassle?! [02:58] MARIN     Sounds like a kunoichi, all right. [02:59] KONOHA     But why was there suddenly a fire? [03:02] MARIN     Yeah, about that... [03:04] MARIN     My camera captured a     clear view of the culprit. [03:07] SATOKO     What?! [03:08] KONOHA     Why were you recording us? [03:09] MARIN     Now, now, take a look. [03:12] MARIN     The way they set the fire was weird. [03:17] SATOKO     That fire was set with a ninja     technique from my village! [03:20] SATOKO     And also, this is... [03:21] SIGN     Fish Roe     Creamy Pasta [03:21] SIGN     Super creamy ♥ [03:21] SATOKO     the person I was talking about! [03:23] SIGN     Super easy! [03:23] SIGN     Stir-Fried Sweet and Spicy     Eggplant and Pork [03:23] SATOKO     The user who uploads [03:24] SATOKO     cooking videos where she [03:24] SIGN     Energizes     you right up! [03:24] SIGN     Stamina Rice Bowl [03:25] SATOKO     focuses on her breasts! [03:25] SIGN     Food Researcher Karin [03:25] SIGN     Channel Info... More [03:25] SIGN     Subscribe [03:27] SATOKO     So she was a ninja from the village... [03:29] KONOHA     How did she find our house? [03:32] SATOKO     Oh! [03:32] KONOHA     What? [03:33] SATOKO     Well, I couldn't stand watching videos     where the focus was on her breasts, so... [03:38] SIGN     Is this really what you want do be doing? [03:38] SATOKO     I told her about the thing Konoha-san     taught me the other day. [03:40] SIGN     Aren't you blinded by the numbers and     forgetting about something more valuable? [03:41] SATOKO     And then... [03:45] SIGN     You'd better not forget this. I found out where you live. [03:46] (Flashback) SATOKO     Oh, she replied. [03:47] SIGN     I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you [03:49] SIGN     I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you [03:49] SIGN     I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you [03:50] SIGN     I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you [03:51] SATOKO     I must have touched a sore spot, [03:53] SATOKO     because she kept saying how she wanted     to kill me and set my house on fire. [03:54] SIGN     I'll definitely [03:55] SIGN     kill you [03:56] SIGN     I'll burn [03:57] SATOKO     I just remembered that. [03:57] SIGN     your house down [03:59] KONOHA     So it was your fault. [04:01] SATOKO     I didn't think she'd actually     pinpoint our house... [04:04] MARIN     Actually, pinpointing your     location isn't that difficult. [04:07] SIGN     Real Ninja [04:07] MARIN     All she'd have to do is analyze     the buildings and scenery [04:11] MARIN     to guess your location     from your previous posts. [04:14] SATOKO     That's impressive. [04:16] KONOHA     Creep. [04:16] MARIN     Did you just say "creep"? [04:17] MARIN     You're being pursued, kunoichi, [04:20] MARIN     so you have to be careful about     what you post from now on. [04:22] SATOKO     Okay. [04:23] KONOHA     Will she really be okay? [04:25] MARIN     The arsonist probably knows by     now that the fire didn't kill you, [04:28] SIGN     Early Morning Apartment Fire [04:28] SIGN     Evacuated residents missing? [04:29] MARIN     so we'll have to be careful. [04:31] MARIN     For now, there was only one     house available on the market, [04:34] MARIN     so I put in an application for you. [04:36] KONOHA     Hm. Doesn't look too bad. [04:39] SATOKO     Marin-san is so kind! [04:39] SIGN     Toilet [04:39] SIGN     Bathroom [04:39] SIGN     Washroom [04:39] SIGN     Storage Shelf [04:39] SIGN     Storage [04:39] SIGN     Storage [04:39] SIGN     Western Style Room [04:39] SIGN     Hallway [04:39] SIGN     Entrance [04:39] SIGN     Shoe Storage [04:42] KONOHA     Indeed. [04:48] MARIN     So this is your new home. [04:50] MARIN     Looks pretty good. [04:52] SATOKO     It's so big! [04:55] KONOHA     Here. [04:56] KONOHA     I was able to recover most of     your apps and data on this. [05:00] SATOKO     What?! [05:01] SATOKO     I thought it was all gone. [05:03] SATOKO     Thank you so much! [05:09] MARIN     It's gorgeous! [05:11] MARIN     Like a brand new building. [05:14] MARIN     The inside's pretty spacious, too. [05:16] SATOKO     Oh, there's also a yard! [05:19] MARIN     A place this big probably     has room for me, too. [05:22] KONOHA     No way. I won't allow it. [05:25] MARIN     I'm jealous. [05:26] MARIN     I didn't know the organization     had houses like this. [05:28] MARIN     Even the furniture is included. [05:30] KONOHA     They said that the previous owner,     who was an assassin, disappeared one day. [05:34] KONOHA     That's when the organization     bought the property. [05:36] SATOKO     I see. How lucky for us. [05:40] KONOHA     It's real. [05:41] KONOHA     I've never taken care of plants before. [05:44] MARIN     Just give it some water or whatever. [05:48] SIGN     Real Ninja [05:48] SIGN     I moved into a new home!     It has a yard! [05:50] MARIN     Hey, kunoichi! [05:51] MARIN     I just told you to avoid anything     that could give away your location! [05:54] SATOKO     Aw, but this won't hurt anything. [05:56] SIGN     I'm coming to kill you now [05:57] SATOKO     Huh?! [05:57] MARIN     What did I tell you?! [05:59] KONOHA     Still... [06:00] KONOHA     Knowing that she's coming     is convenient for us. [06:11] MARIN     She's really here! [06:12] KARIN     Real Ninja... [06:14] KARIN     No, Runaway Ninja Satoko! [06:16] KARIN     I'm going to turn you into     ashes once and for all! [06:18] KARIN     Take thi— [06:23] KONOHA     Good work. [06:30] SATOKO     That wrapped up quickly     since she fell for the trap. [06:34] MARIN     What a shame. It was such a pretty house. [06:37] KONOHA     Sigh. [06:38] SATOKO     Looks like we have to start cleaning already. [06:58] KONOHA     Satoko-chan? [07:06] SATOKO     What's wrong, Konoha-san?! [07:08] SATOKO     That was a loud scream! [07:09] KONOHA     Th-Th-Th-There was a lady with     long black hair over there. [07:13] SATOKO/MARIN     What?! [07:14] SATOKO     But no one was here when we arrived. [07:18] SATOKO     We're the only ones in this house, right? [07:21] MARIN     I'm kind of scared. [07:40] SATOKO     Oh, it's just you, Konoha-san. [07:43] KONOHA     Could I... sleep with you tonight? [07:56] SATOKO     Is that you, Marin-san? [07:58] SATOKO     It's open. [08:01] SATOKO     I said it's open! [08:10] SATOKO     Good morning. [08:12] MARIN     Last night was scary, huh? [08:14] MARIN     Was Glasses able to sleep after that? [08:17] KONOHA     And why are you just     casually living here, too? [08:19] SATOKO     Konoha-san came to my room     after that and slept with me. [08:23] MARIN     What?! No fair! Invite me, too! [08:26] SATOKO     I did, but you wouldn't come inside. [08:29] MARIN     What? I wouldn't? [08:31] SATOKO     You were the one rattling     my door last night, right? [08:36] MARIN     No... I was scared, so I went     straight to my room and slept. [08:45] SATOKO     Then the person knocking was... [08:51] SATOKO     Let's move out! This house is bad news! [08:58] MARIN     No one should be upstairs... [09:02] KONOHA     This is out of the ordinary. [09:10] SATOKO     After that, paranormal activities     continued to haunt us. [09:19] SATOKO     I haven't properly slept in days. [09:23] KONOHA     Yeah. Maybe we should move out. [09:25] MARIN     I didn't know you two could get this scared. [09:29] SATOKO     I don't believe in ghosts, but... [09:31] KONOHA     The paranormal acts are really happening. [09:34] MARIN     Hey. I just realized [09:37] MARIN     these paranormal acts don't     happen when I'm alone. [09:41] SATOKO     Really? [09:42] MARIN     Unlike you two, I've been sleeping     well at night because nothing happens. [09:48] MARIN     But when I'm with you two... [09:50] MARIN     See? Stuff like this happens. [09:54] KONOHA     Huh? [09:55] KONOHA     The phone isn't even connected. [10:06] KONOHA     Pick up the phone. [10:07] MARINE     N-No way! I don't want to! [10:12] SATOKO/KONOHA     Huh? [10:13] SATOKO     It's all withered. [10:13] SIGN     Limp... [10:15] KONOHA     No way. I gave it plenty of water every day. [10:17] SATOKO     I did, too! Every day! [10:20] MARIN     You both gave it too much water. [10:23] MARIN     You should just throw this out. [10:30] SATOKO     Marin-san? [10:36] KONOHA     Did you do something, Satoko-chan? [10:38] SATOKO     No, nothing. [10:40] KONOHA     Can you turn it into leaves     if it's this withered? [10:43] SATOKO     I can try it. [10:46] KONOHA     Watch out! [10:51] SATOKO     What's happening?! [10:54] SATOKO     Marin-san! [10:57] Marin     Huh? Why am I holding a knife? [11:00] KONOHA     Maybe you wanted to kill us     while our guard was down. [11:03] SATOKO     I thought you were a good person, Marin-san! [11:06] MARIN     I told you, I don't know what's going on! [11:08] MARIN     I'll kill you two! [11:11] MIDORI     Ninkoro. [11:15] AYAKA     Ninkoro. [11:25] KURO     I came because they said     they wanted my help... [11:27] KURO     Are they not here? [11:32] SATOKO     Leader! [11:35] KURO     Hey, what's with her? [11:36] SATOKO     After the paranormal stuff,     Marin-san started acting weird... [11:40] MARIN     Excuse me. [11:42] MARIN     These two seem to have made a mistake. [11:44] MARIN     Could you please undo these ropes? [11:47] KONOHA     Don't. She'll go on a rampage,     so don't do anything. [11:51] MARIN     You won't help me even though     I'm going through so much grief? [11:56] KONOHA     Don't be fooled by her. [11:59] MARIN     If you want me to give back     her body, you all need to die! [12:04] KONOHA     Yeah, yeah. [12:07] KURO     So it looks like you really do need help. [12:10] YURIKO     Leave it to me! [12:11] YURIKO     I watch lots of horror films! [12:13] KONOHA     How's that going to help us? [12:15] YURIKO     For something like this, [12:17] YURIKO     we need to figure out what kind of spirit     has taken over Marin-san's body. [12:21] YURIKO     Since it started in this house, [12:22] YURIKO     let's start by looking into the     previous owner of the house. [12:27] KONOHA     Oh, the one who went missing? [12:29] YURIKO     It's important to know the name of the     demon you're exorcising, you know! [12:34] SATOKO     If that's the case, all the     furniture and books in this house [12:38] SATOKO     belonged to the previous owner. [12:40] SATOKO     I bet we'll be able to find something. [12:43] KURO     Huh? This is... [12:44] KURO     A photo of ninjas from our village! [12:44] SIGN     Graduate     Kusagakure Asuka [12:47] KONOHA     I feel like I've seen that outfit before. [12:50] SATOKO     Now that you mention it... [12:52] KURO     This one on the left. [12:54] KURO     She's the ninja who     attacked us that one time. [12:56] KURO     You almost died from her poison. [13:01] KONOHA     Oh, from that time... [13:02] KURO     Do you guys not remember     the faces of your victims? [13:05] KONOHA     Those are better off forgotten. [13:09] MARIN     I'll kill you! [13:10] KONOHA     It's starting again. [13:12] YURIKO     Do you find their identity? [13:14] KURO     For the most part. [13:15] KURO     But now I don't know how I can help them. [13:18] KURO     Some ninja they killed cursed them. [13:18] MARIN     I won't forgive you! [13:21] KURO     Can't we just take her for     an exorcism or something? [13:24] SATOKO     No way... [13:25] YURIKO     Mind if I try? [13:27] KONOHA/SATOKO/KURO     Huh? [13:30] YURIKO     I've always wanted to try this. [13:33] YURIKO     See? I even brought some tools for the job. [13:34] SIGN     Spirits Begone [13:54] YURIKO     Begone, evil spirit! [13:57] YURIKO     Yah. [14:01] YURIKO     Oh? [14:18] MARIN     Nice to meet you, [14:20] MARIN     human. [14:24] KONOHA     Huh? Who's this? [14:26] KONOHA     Was that English? [14:26] SATOKO     That's not Marin-san! [14:28] KURO     Is everything okay? [14:30] YURIKO     That's weird. [14:31] YURIKO     I'll try again! [14:35] KURO     Yuri! [14:36] MARIN     You fool! I am a devil. [14:38] MARIN     You think such a thing will work? [14:40] YURIKO     I-It said devil! [14:42] YURIKO     Did you all hear that? It's the devil! [14:44] KURO     Why is there a devil now     instead of an evil spirit? [14:47] SATOKO     Where's Marin-san?! [14:48] MARIN     Where is Marin? [14:49] MARIN     Marin! Marin! Marin! [14:52] MARIN     Glasses and the kunoichi are looking for you. [14:56] KONOHA     This devil sure talks a lot. [14:57] MARIN     Hurry up and untie me. [14:59] KONOHA     You're a devil. Can't you do     something on your own? [15:01] MARIN     I won't use my powers for something simple! [15:06] KONOHA     No way. [15:06] SATOKO     She grew arms! [15:10] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [15:28] YURIKO     Um... [15:30] YURIKO     Did that exorcise it? [15:38] SIGN     Devil [15:41] KURO     Oh, by the way... [15:43] KURO     You did bring Ayaka with you     when you escaped, right? [15:46] SATOKO     Ayaka? [15:47] KURO     A ninja you turned into leaves! [15:49] YURIKO     Kuro-chan's ex. [15:51] KURO     It's not like that! [15:54] KURO     It's honestly not like that. [15:56] KURO     She's just a junior I looked out for. [16:00] SATOKO     Um... [16:01] SATOKO     I think she was burned up. [16:03] KURO     What?! [16:05] (Flashback) AYAKA     Leader! [16:07] (Flashback) AYAKA     Leader! [16:08] (Flashback) AYAKA     Leader! [16:09] (Flashback) AYAKA     Leader! [16:17] KURO     Are you serious? Ayaka... [16:21] YURIKO     Kuro-chan, don't be sad. [16:23] KURO     Yuri... [16:25] YURIKO     You have me, don't you? [16:29] KURO     Yuri... [16:31] YURIKO     Kuro-chan. [16:32] KURO     Yuri. [16:34] YURIKO     Kuro-chan. [16:35] KURO     Yuri. [16:35] SATOKO     Um... [16:36] YURIKO     Kuro-chan. [16:37] KURO     Yuri. [16:38] YURIKO     Kuro-chan. [16:39] KONOHA     What is happening? [16:39] KURO     Yuri. [16:42] SATOKO     Watch out! [16:48] KURO     Nice save, Satoko! [16:49] SATOKO     Why did it suddenly go for you two— [16:51] KONOHA     Maybe the ghost wants them to stop making     out in someone else's house and leave? [16:55] KURO     What the heck?     You're the one who called us! [16:57] KONOHA     I wasn't the one who called. [16:59] MARIN     Leader... [17:01] KURO     Did someone just call me? [17:02] KONOHA     No. [17:03] YURI     Marin-san? [17:05] MARIN     Leader! [17:09] MARIN     I hate you! Hate you! Hate you! [17:11] MARIN     I'll curse you! [17:15] KURO     Huh?! Wait, are you Ayaka?! [17:23] KURO     Ayaka, I'm sorry! [17:37] KURO     Sorry, Satoko, but we're going home. [17:42] KURO     What is this atmosphere? [17:44] YURIKO     You hit a girl. [17:46] KONOHA     The worst. [17:47] SATOKO     Leader... [17:48] KURO     But I was protecting you all! [17:53] KURO     I wish you luck! [17:54] YURIKO     Sorry we couldn't help you. [17:57] SATOKO     No, thank you very much,     Leader and Yuriko-san! [18:02] KONOHA     Why were they even here? [18:09] SATOKO     It's a shame Marin-san left, too. [18:14] SIGN     Returning Home [18:14] MARIN     I can't be here with you two! [18:16] MARIN     I'm going home! [18:18] KONOHA     It's fine. [18:19] KONOHA     I just wish the ghost had left with her. [18:24] KONOHA     But you know, this is starting to piss me off. [18:27] SATOKO     Huh? [18:27] KONOHA     These ghosts... [18:28] MIDORI     You let your guard down. [18:29] KONOHA     They say we killed them, but they were also     after our lives, so we did what we had to do. [18:30] MIDORI     Shut up! [18:31] AYAKA     Die! [18:34] KONOHA     Isn't that just resentment? [18:36] KONOHA     Paranormal activities are scary     because we don't know the cause. [18:41] KONOHA     But what if they're actually because someone from your past is trying to kill you? [18:43] AYAKA     You're even living with     this commoner woman... [18:44] AYAKA     This is unheard of! [18:45] SATOKO     When you put it that way,     they don't seem so scary anymore. [18:46] AYAKA     You're being tricked, right? [18:48] AYAKA     I'll save you now! [18:49] KONOHA     Right? [18:50] KONOHA     We were even able to turn     the devil into leaves. [18:56] KONOHA     It feels foolish to be scared now. [19:13] KONOHA     So sleepy. [19:15] KONOHA     Morning, Satoko-chan. [19:17] SATOKO     Good morning, Konoha-san! [19:22] KONOHA     The ghosts are active again today, I see. [19:25] KONOHA     We're so used to them now. [19:26] SATOKO     They're awake around the clock, after all. [19:29] KONOHA     I'm able to sleep now,     even if they make some noise. [19:32] SATOKO     Indeed. [19:34] SATOKO     I was able to overcome one of my fears, too. [19:36] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-san. [19:37] SATOKO     Ghost on your left shoulder. [19:39] KONOHA     I know. [19:41] KONOHA     I never thought I'd be able     to overcome my weakness. [19:44] KONOHA     I guess ghosts come in all types. [19:46] SATOKO     She looks a little sad. [19:49] KONOHA     Aren't you guys bored by now? [19:51] KONOHA     Just pass on already. [20:01] SATOKO     Oh, I know. [21:37] SIGN     To Be Continued [21:57] ASUKA     Midori?! [22:01] MIDORI     Ugh! I failed! [22:04] MIDORI     What's with those two? [22:05] ASUKA     You okay? [22:06] ASUKA     You're still a leaf... [22:08] SAKURA     Is it just me, or are the     leaves getting thinner? [22:11] FUMIKO     Forget it. [22:12] FUMIKO     We were finally able to reunite here. [22:15] FUMIKO     Let's just live happily here. [22:17] HATSUKO     Big Sis, you say such great things... [22:19] KARIN     So what is this place, anyway? [22:21] SAKURA     I'm not sure... [22:23] SAKURA     I just kind of woke up here. Heaven, maybe? [22:26] SIGN     Afterlife [22:26] MICHIRU     It's the afterlife! [22:29] ASUKA     Karin-senpai should have     just set them on fire again, [22:32] ASUKA     but you foolishly confronted them head-on. [22:34] KARIN     Shut up! You also got taken down! [22:36] ASUKA     I was unexpectedly attacked from behind. [22:38] ARISA     And I just graduated... [22:43] KANIE     Osu! Don't worry about it! [22:45] MIDORI     Besides... [22:46] SIGN     Caution     This well closes at 11 PM. [22:46] SIGN     Keep clean!! [22:46] SIGN     Portal to Living World [22:46] SIGN     Warning [22:46] SIGN     Don't push!! [22:46] SIGN     Only one person at a time     can use the well.     Thank you for your     cooperation in keeping it clean. [22:46] MIDORI     It said "one person at a time." [22:48] SIGN     Only one person at a time     can use the well.     Thank you for your     cooperation in keeping it clean. [22:49] MIDORI     This all happened because Ayaka     and the others forced their way in! [22:55] MIDORI     Also, that one even went for someone     other than Satoko and the assassin! [22:56] MICHIRU     Welcome back, Midorin! [22:59] MIDORI     I'm so mad! [23:00] MIDORI     Can't we somehow interfere     with the living world again?! [23:03] SAKURA     I wonder... [23:04] SAKURA     Uh-oh. [23:06] SAKURA     We're banned from using it now     because we didn't follow the rules. [23:08] KARIN     What is this? A convenience store bathroom? [23:11] MIDORI     I won't feel better until I give     Ayaka a piece of my mind. [23:15] MIDORI     Wait. Where's Ayaka? [23:16] ASUKA     Huh? Wasn't she with you? [23:30] SATOKO     The spacious house is nice, but the     smallness of the last house was nice, too. [23:34] KONOHA     That was your fault, you know. [23:35] SATOKO     And on top of that, it's a house with ghosts! [23:38] KONOHA     That was your fault, you know. [23:38] SIGN     Next [23:38] SIGN     Episode 9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] SIGN     LIVE [00:01] KARIN     Hello, Karin here. It's been a while. [00:04] KARIN     Today, as a special episode     from the afterlife, [00:06] KARIN     instead of my usual cooking videos, [00:09] KARIN     I'll be talking about the ninja     garments that we ninjas wear. [00:13] KARIN     I have some special guests     with me today, as well. [00:17] SAKURA     Yay! I'm Sakura! [00:19] MAO     M-Meow! I'm Mao. [00:22] SAKURA     Starting today, the three of us will     stream on this channel together! [00:25] SAKURA     What? But this is my channel... [00:27] SAKURA     Also, why? We literally just met. [00:30] SAKURA     Because... [00:31] SAKURA     We've got the "cool type," [00:32] SAKURA     The "small type," [00:34] SAKURA     and the "dorky cutie type." [00:35] SAKURA     Don't we make a great     balance of personalities? [00:37] KARIN     Dorks wouldn't call themselves dorks. [00:40] SAKURA     Let's start with my ninja wear! [00:42] KARIN     Are you listening to me? [00:42] SAKURA     My themes are pink, ribbons,     and my cute self! [00:44] KARIN     Hasn't anyone ever told you to     listen when others are speaking? [00:45] SAKURA     The big ribbons on my head     and hips are the highlights! [00:46] KARIN     Hey... Okay, she's not stopping! [00:48] SAKURA     Oh! And... [00:49] SAKURA     I also put some thought into my cleavage [00:51] SAKURA     so I can easily take things     in and out from there! [00:54] SAKURA     Next is Mao's turn! [00:56] MAO     Mrow! [00:57] MAO     Since I can grow bigger, I wear a     stretchy and sturdy material, meow! [01:01] SAKURA     When you drop the scroll in your mouth,     you transform into a beast, right? [01:05] MAO     Yes! [01:06] SAKURA     And finally, Karin! [01:07] KARIN     I don't have special abilities like you two,     but I do have confidence in my body. [01:12] KARIN     My outfit combines a material     that accentuates my body line [01:15] KARIN     as well as a style that shows     off my skin, as you all know. [01:19] SAKURA     Karin-Channel was so close to     reaching 100,000 followers, too. [01:23] SAKURA     Such a shame! [01:24] KARIN     I wanted a commemorative plaque for it. [01:26] SAKURA     That's ridiculous. [01:27] KARIN     I'll kill you. [01:28] SAKURA     But I'm already dead. [01:29] AYAKA     Okay! Me next! [01:31] AYAKA     My hair accessory! [01:33] AYAKA     Leader once told me that it looked     cute, like cat ears, from the front. [01:38] AYAKA     I'll get my revenge! [01:40] SAKURA     Who are you? How dare     you butt into our video? [01:43] KARIN     You're Ayaka the runaway ninja! [01:45] MAO     What's a runaway like you doing here, meow?! [01:47] AYAKA     Time to start the revenge stream! [01:51] KONOHA     What a boring program. [01:53] SIGN     Dislike [01:53] SATOKO     Ta-da! [01:54] SATOKO     Look, Konoha-san! [01:56] SATOKO     My new ninja attire! [01:58] KONOHA     Oh, it's red this time? [02:00] SATOKO     Not to worry! Just watch. [02:02] SATOKO     The outfits from my village change colors     depending on the wearer's aesthetic. [02:07] KONOHA     How does that work? [02:08] SATOKO     The science back at the     village is that amazing! [02:24] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [03:42] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment     Leaf 9 [03:44] KONOHA     What a weird dream... [03:48] SATOKO     Looks like the ghosts have left. [03:51] SATOKO     I'm a little sad... Not. [03:54] KONOHA     Yeah. [03:56] KONOHA     We can finally live a decent lifestyle now. [03:58] SATOKO     Things were very hectic     after the fire, after all. [04:01] KONOHA     Our days can be a lot more peaceful now. [04:04] SATOKO     All my money burned up in the fire, though. [04:07] KONOHA     You'll just have to work hard again. [04:12] KONOHA     We have work today, Satoko-chan. [04:14] SATOKO     It's been a while! [04:15] SATOKO     Since the last clothes you got me burned up, [04:18] SATOKO     I'll save up quickly so I can buy more! [04:20] KONOHA     You don't need to worry about that. [04:21] SATOKO     Oh! [04:22] KONOHA     Not so loud. [04:23] SATOKO     My ninja clothes were destroyed, too!     What should I do? [04:27] KONOHA     What about the stuff you have on now? [04:29] SATOKO     Since Marin-san bought these for me,     it was hard for me to say it, but... [04:33] SATOKO     Truthfully... [04:34] KONOHA     It's not really your style? [04:36] SATOKO     Exactly! [04:37] SATOKO     Do you agree, Konoha-san? [04:39] SATOKO     I can't tell Marin-san. [04:41] SATOKO     And you seemed to like your outfit... [04:43] KONOHA     I do. [04:45] SATOKO     Really?! [04:46] SATOKO     What do you like about that? [04:48] SATOKO     It makes it look like your     skeleton shows through! [04:50] KONOHA     You sound like some old grandma. [04:53] KONOHA     Well, if I ever got my victim's blood     on this, it'd just compliment the look. [04:57] KONOHA     Speaking of ninja outfits, you were wearing     a new outfit in my dream last night. [05:02] SATOKO     Oh, that sounds nice! [05:04] SATOKO     What was I wearing? [05:05] KONOHA     It was like you evolved. [05:06] SATOKO     Evolved?! [05:08] SATOKO     Then let's go out and get me new ninja clothes! [05:11] KONOHA     You may have forgotten,     but you're still being pursued. [05:15] KONOHA     You should buy something     that's not ninja gear. [05:18] SATOKO     But the ninja outfits make me feel     more at ease. They're just... me. [05:24] KONOHA     We can check out some stores, [05:25] KONOHA     but where would we even buy ninja clothes? [05:28] KONOHA     Oh, I know. [05:29] SIGN     Everyone's Friend [05:29] SIGN     Genghis Khan [05:34] KONOHA     How is it, Satoko-chan? [05:36] SATOKO     Do they only have this one size? [05:39] SATOKO     I don't really like the colors, either. [05:42] KONOHA     The material looks kinda cheap, too. [05:47] KONOHA     Well, where should we go next? [05:47] SIGN     Chocolates [05:47] SIGN     Snacks [05:52] SIGN     Sweet potato so good!? [05:54] YOSHIDA     Thank you very much. [05:57] YOSHIDA     Koga-san and Satoko-chan! How have you been? [06:00] YOSHIDA     It's been lonely with you being     absent so often, Koga-san. [06:04] SATOKO     Our house burned down, but we're doing good! [06:07] YOSHIDA     What? [06:12] YOSHIDA     Come back to school, Koga-san. [06:15] YOSHIDA     If you keep this up,     your future will be in jeopardy. [06:19] KONOHA     Yeah. [06:20] YOSHIDA     I'll be waiting for you. [06:23] KONOHA     I saw some ninja clothes online.     Want to buy those just to see? [06:35] SATOKO     I don't want something that     screams "ninja" like that. [06:38] KONOHA     But you are a ninja, are you not? [06:40] KONOHA     Oh, does your ninja village     have an online store? [06:43] SATOKO     I don't really know about that. [06:50] KONOHA     A costume shop. [06:50] SIGN     Fair and Liberal     Sexy Costume CosCos Shop [06:50] SIGN     Buy and Sell [06:50] SIGN     Goods/DVD [06:52] KONOHA     Maybe this place will have something? [07:01] KONOHA     C'mon, hurry. [07:07] STAFF     Come back when you're adults. [07:14] SATOKO     I thought that store was weird with     all the outfits that expose so much! [07:18] KONOHA     For today's job, you'll have to settle     for what you're currently wearing. [07:26] SATOKO     Job complete! [07:30] KONOHA     No, it's not. [07:31] KONOHA     What's the matter?     You're moving slower than usual. [07:34] KONOHA     You've only done up to the calves. [07:40] KONOHA     I didn't notice since you usually     finish in the blink of an eye... [07:44] KONOHA     but it's a lot more disgusting     when done slower. [07:46] SATOKO     I can't give it my all when     I'm not in my ninja attire... [07:50] KONOHA     Ninja attire, huh? [07:52] KONOHA     What about asking your ninja leader? [07:55] SATOKO     Oh, yeah! [07:56] SATOKO     She said she quit being a ninja, so     maybe she doesn't wear hers anymore! [07:59] KONOHA     Since it's the same ninja gear,     you should feel comfortable in it. [08:02] SATOKO     You're right. Let's go ask! [08:05] KURO     Yeah, I still have my ninja outfit. [08:08] SATOKO     Really? [08:11] KURO     Also, you two show up out     of the blue too often. [08:14] KONOHA     Sorry about that. [08:15] KURO     It's fine. [08:16] KURO     My ninja outfit, huh? [08:18] KURO     It's true that I quit being a ninja. [08:21] KURO     But can I give it to them, Yuri? [08:23] YURIKO     Huh?! [08:24] SATOKO     Why are you asking Yuriko-san? [08:26] KURO     Er... [08:27] YURIKO     Y-Y-Y-Yeah! Why are you asking me? [08:30] YURIKO     Oh, but... Can I have you     wear it one last time? [08:34] SATOKO     Why— [08:35] YURIKO     Please? [08:38] KURO     Ta-da! [08:39] KURO     Well? Does this bring back     memories for you, Satoko? [08:42] SATOKO     Huh? [08:43] YURIKO     Wearing white even though your     name means "black" is so cool! [08:47] KURO     What is it, Satoko? What's wrong? [08:48] YURIKO     I can't get enough! [08:50] SATOKO     Oh... Huh? [08:50] YURIKO     Look over here! [08:51] KONOHA     What? [08:52] YURIKO     So cool. [08:53] SATOKO     I thought Leader's outfit looked like... [08:54] KURO     Nin nin nin. [08:56] KURO     Nin! [08:56] SATOKO     Something all black like this? [08:59] KURO     Huh?! Not at all! [09:01] SATOKO     What? No way. [09:02] SATOKO     But everyone who ran away     with us wore the same thing. [09:05] KURO     Nope, wrong! [09:06] YURIKO     Yes, that's a good pose... [09:06] KURO     We all wore different outfits! [09:09] KURO     Ayaka, who's dead now,     had a different outfit, too! [09:09] AYAKA     Hiya! [09:11] SATOKO     What? That can't be... [09:14] KONOHA     Hey, Satoko-chan. [09:15] KONOHA     Did the people from the ninja village     all look the same to you? [09:21] SATOKO     What? How did you know? [09:23] KURO     That's how you saw us?! [09:25] KURO     Creepy... [09:26] KURO     How little did you care     about your surroundings? [09:30] KURO     Well, I guess it's a good thing that     you can tell people apart now... [09:36] KURO     Even though you got swept up in it,     leaving the village was right for you. [09:40] KURO     Here. [09:41] KURO     My ninja attire, which I     consider my ninja soul. [09:45] KURO     I entrust you with it. [09:46] SATOKO     Thank you so much, Leader! [09:48] KURO     Take good care of it. [09:50] KONOHA     She'd entrust it to Satoko-chan... [09:54] SATOKO     Um, Konoha-san? [09:55] SATOKO     There's somewhere I'd like to go. [10:01] SATOKO     Konoha-san, I found it! [10:05] SATOKO     Here. [10:14] KONOHA     Huh? What... [10:17] KONOHA     This outfit... [10:19] SATOKO     I'm glad they were still selling those. [10:22] KONOHA     You didn't have to go out of     your way to buy these again. [10:30] KONOHA     I'm hungry. [10:32] SATOKO     Tonight we're having katsu curry! [10:34] KONOHA     Sounds good. Let's hurry home. [10:41] WASHER     Beep. Beep. [10:43] WASHER     Wash cycle complete. [10:45] WASHER     Too much detergent was used. [10:47] WASHER     Please wash with less detergent next time. [10:49] KONOHA     You're already washing the ninja outfit? [10:52] SATOKO     Yes! [10:53] KONOHA     Well, I guess we don't know     what it was being used for. [10:56] SATOKO     What do you mean? [10:57] KONOHA     Nothing. [10:58] KONOHA     Oh, yeah. In my dream, your ninja     clothes changed colors on their own. [11:02] KONOHA     I think white works for you,     so you could keep it that way. [11:05] SATOKO     How could they change colors on their own? [11:08] KONOHA     It was a dream. [11:09] SATOKO     But I'm really glad it was white. [11:12] SATOKO     Because I can dye it by washing it     together with my purple clothes! [11:16] KONOHA     Didn't she tell you to     take good care of that? [11:20] KURO; YURIKO     Ninkoro. [11:24] MEIDEN     Ninkoro. [11:32] KONOHA     You seem to really like     your new ninja outfit. [11:35] SATOKO     I feel so at ease with it! [11:36] KONOHA     Uh-huh. [11:37] SATOKO     I think it looks better than my last one! [11:39] SATOKO     How do I look? Is it cute? [11:41] SIGN     Weapon Shop [11:41] SIGN     How to kill nicely     in an instant [11:43] KONOHA     Uh, er... Yeah. Super cute. [11:45] SATOKO     Really? [11:47] KONOHA     I think so. [11:48] KONOHA     It's like a normal-ranked character     in a mobile game became a rare rank. [11:53] SATOKO     Did you see me as a normal     rank this whole time?! [11:57] KONOHA     But if raised with love, you can     be used until the mid game. [12:01] SATOKO     Now you're talking like you're     rating me on a strategy site! [12:04] SATOKO     As a proud ninja, wearing the     proper ninja attire is a must! [12:08] KONOHA     Listen to the runaway ninja. [12:10] KONOHA     Also, you're not wearing zori sandals? [12:12] SATOKO     That's right! [12:13] SATOKO     Once I got to try on sneakers,     it was too much fun! [12:16] SATOKO     I can't go back to zori now! [12:18] KONOHA     Where'd that ninja pride of yours go? [12:24] KONOHA     So... you're going to continue     on the ninja path, then? [12:28] SATOKO     What? Well, I suppose so. [12:30] SATOKO     Why do you ask? [12:32] KONOHA     Your leader gave you her clothes     because she quit being a ninja. [12:35] KONOHA     She's also decided not to use her ninjutsu. [12:38] KONOHA     Just got me thinking how interesting it is     that you're going to keep living as a ninja. [12:42] SATOKO     Th-That's true. [12:44] SATOKO     I didn't like the training in the village, [12:46] SATOKO     and I only became a runaway because     I cluelessly got involved. [12:50] SATOKO     Also, if I stopped using my ninjutsu,     it would make things harder for you! [12:54] KONOHA     Well, true. There'd be no point     in us staying together anymore. [12:57] SATOKO     Wha... [12:58] SATOKO     Um, wait... [12:59] KONOHA     But if you want to live on as a ninja, [13:01] KONOHA     you should hone your leaf transformation     skills through training. [13:04] SATOKO     Training? [13:05] KONOHA     Remember? [13:07] KONOHA     There's a chance you could turn     leaves back into their original shape. [13:11] SATOKO     Oh! I completely forgot! I'll try that! [13:15] KONOHA     I'll get mad if you practice     on our furniture again. [13:19] SATOKO     Which is why I'm here! [13:21] MARIN     Wh-Why my place? [13:22] MARIN     Don't you remember what     you did to me last time? [13:26] SATOKO     Because your house is filled     with heaps of trash-like stuff! [13:28] MARIN     That's so rude! [13:30] MARIN     They're my great inventions! [13:34] SIGN     Ninja [13:34] MARIN     Hey, wait! [13:35] SIGN     Ghost [13:36] SIGN     Devil [13:36] MARIN     Could those leaves be... [13:37] SATOKO     These are the only leaves     I have on hand right now. [13:40] SATOKO     I thought they'd work for my leaf     transformation reversal training. [13:43] MARIN     Burn them all! Right now! [13:49] MARIN     I suppose I have stuff like computers     that are hard to throw out. [13:53] MARIN     I'll bring them out front and     have you help me with those. [13:57] SATOKO     First I'll turn them into leaves. [13:59] MARIN     Whoa. As amazing as ever. [14:02] SATOKO     Next, I'll practice turning them back. [14:06] MARIN     How well have you grasped the     depths of your own ninjutsu? [14:12] SATOKO     Right now, only that I can     turn objects into leaves. [14:16] SATOKO     Turning them back is only a notion, currently. [14:19] MARIN     I see. [14:20] MARIN     You can't turn living things into leaves? [14:23] SATOKO     I don't think so. [14:24] MARIN     Have you tried it? [14:26] SATOKO     I haven't. [14:27] MARIN     And how big can the objects     you turn to leaves be? [14:31] MARIN     For example, you can turn human-sized     things into leaves in an instant. [14:34] MARIN     But what about large buildings? [14:37] MARIN     Ever tested that out? [14:39] SATOKO     Hmm... [14:40] MARIN     Hey, now! [14:41] MARIN     Don't test that out on my house! [14:44] SATOKO     Looks like larger things don't work. [14:46] MARIN     Thank God! I thought I was gonna lose my house! [14:49] MARIN     That scared me. [14:50] SATOKO     Now to see if I can transform living things... [14:53] SATOKO     Oh. A cat. [14:55] MARIN     Don't you dare! [14:56] MARIN     Stop messing around! [14:57] MARIN     If you do that, I won't forgive you! [14:58] SATOKO     Huh? If I do what? [15:00] SATOKO     I was only pointing out that there's a cat! [15:03] SATOKO     I wouldn't test it out on a kitty-cat! [15:03] MARIN     I'm scared because you     look like you'd do it! [15:06] KONOHA     What are you two doing? [15:07] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [15:09] SATOKO     Why aren't you in school? [15:11] KONOHA     I left early because I     was worried about you. [15:14] KONOHA     But I'm glad. Looks like you     haven't done anything crazy yet. [15:18] MARIN     She tried to turn my house into leaves. [15:21] SATOKO     I couldn't, so all's well that ends well! [15:23] MARIN     That's not the point! [15:25] KONOHA     Scary... [15:28] KONOHA     I see. So that's why you wanted     to test out different things. [15:31] MARIN     If you knew the extent     of the kunoichi's abilities, [15:34] MARIN     it would be easier for you guys to fight. [15:36] KONOHA     You're right. [15:38] KONOHA     Which is why you tried to see if you     could transform a living thing next. [15:42] KONOHA     What could we test that on? [15:43] MARIN     We should start with something small. [15:46] KONOHA     Like bugs and plants? [15:47] MARIN     Yeah. Maybe plants first? [15:51] SATOKO     Two assassins are carefully thinking over     what living things to turn into leaves... [15:56] SATOKO     Then... [16:00] SATOKO     Hmm, looks like I still can't. [16:02] KONOHA     Maybe it's because they're plants     that they can't turn into leaves? [16:06] MARIN     That could be true. [16:07] KONOHA     Shall we test it on bugs next? [16:09] MARIN     Bugs... [16:11] KONOHA     If only there was a small one nearby... [16:27] SATOKO     Looks like I can't. [16:28] MARIN     Well, we've only tested out two species. [16:31] MARIN     We can try other forms of testing, too. [16:38] KONOHA     Oh, Satoko-chan. There's a dead cicada here. [16:41] SATOKO     A cicada? [16:42] MARIN     Wait, that position it's in... [16:44] SATOKO     But Konoha-san, if it's a dead bug,     that's no different from a corpse. [16:49] SATOKO     Why should I turn it into leaves? [16:50] KONOHA     Don't worry about it. Just try. [16:53] SATOKO     Well, okay, I'll do it. [16:57] SATOKO     Whoa! It's alive! [16:59] KONOHA     Tsk. So close. [17:00] SATOKO     Huh? Did you know it was alive? [17:04] KONOHA     I wanted to test if you could turn something     into leaves if you thought it was dead. [17:08] SATOKO     Huh? [17:09] SATOKO     Well, then, I'm going over to the woods     to see what else I can turn into leaves! [17:16] KONOHA     Satoko-chan! [17:19] SATOKO     Konoha-san! Marin-san! [17:21] MEIDEN     There you are, assassin woman! [17:23] MEIDEN     I am Meiden from the ninja village! [17:25] MEIDEN     Your life ends here! [17:29] MEIDEN     This ironclad armor, reinforced by my     ninjutsu, is impervious to any attack— [17:35] MEIDEN     What?! [17:36] MEIDEN     My ironclad armor! [17:38] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [17:40] KONOHA     Good work, Satoko-chan! [17:45] KONOHA     I'm amazed, Satoko-chan. [17:46] KONOHA     You immediately turned her armor     into leaves to expose her body. [17:50] KONOHA     You've gotten more resourceful. [17:52] SATOKO     You think so? [17:54] SATOKO     But it seems I was only able to     transform her armor into leaves. [18:00] KONOHA     Wait, did she intend to... [18:01] MARIN     ...turn the enemy into leaves, too?! [18:06] SATOKO     Marin-san, we'll come visit again soon! [18:08] MARIN     Don't think the things at my house can     be turned into leaves all the time! [18:12] SATOKO     Okay! [18:27] SIGN     Goes down smooth [18:27] SIGN     Ramen [18:41] KONOHA     I didn't know there was a size limit     to what you can turn into leaves. [18:44] SATOKO     I wonder how big an object has     to be to turn into leaves. [18:48] KONOHA     Might be good to research. [18:50] SIGN     Izutsumi Marin [18:50] SIGN     Incoming Call [18:51] SATOKO     What's the matter, Marin-san? [18:53] SATOKO     Huh? Right now? [18:54] SATOKO     Yes, okay. That's fine. [18:57] KONOHA     What does she want? Ow. [18:59] SATOKO     She says she's in front of our     house and wants us to get her. [19:01] KONOHA     What? Lame. [19:03] MARIN     Hey, you two. [19:05] SATOKO     Marin-san?! [19:06] MARIN     Help me up to your house. [19:09] SATOKO     What's happened?     Why do you look like that? [19:11] MARIN     Now, listen! This is all your fault! [19:13] MARIN     It's because of your ninjutsu! [19:15] SATOKO     Huh?! Why?! [19:16] MARIN     You used your ninjutsu on     my house yesterday, right?! [19:19] MARIN     After some time, my house     suddenly turned into leaves! [19:22] MARIN     So I fell and ended up severely injured! [19:25] KONOHA     Huh... So larger things take time     to transform. Take note of that. [19:30] SATOKO     I see. [19:32] MARIN     Don't give me "I see"! [19:34] MARIN     You're going to take care     of me until I'm all better! [21:03] SIGN     To Be Continued [21:06] SAKURA     Oh! I can connect to the Wi-Fi here! [21:09] KARIN     Huh? No way! My desire for approval     is quickly approaching its limits! [21:13] KARIN     I want to do a stream... [21:14] SAKURA     That sounds great! Let's do a livestream! [21:17] SAKURA     Hold on. [21:28] SAKURA     All right. [21:29] SAKURA     I've gathered all the necessities. [21:31] SAKURA     Let's start the livestream! [21:33] MAO     I'm rolling the camera meow! [21:34] KARIN     Hello, everyone. It's been a while. [21:34] SIGN     LIVE [21:36] KARIN     Today, I'd like to play an older game. [21:38] SAKURA     Huh? Who wants to see     a boring stream like that? [21:41] SIGN     Real Ninja     #firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking     #Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook     #homemademeal #followforfollow     I made curry. [21:41] SAKURA     We were all killed! [21:42] SIGN     3 comments 52 likes     OSI: Looks Yummy     Kakatan: I don't really like veggies [21:43] SAKURA     By that runaway ninja, Satoko,     and the assassin, Konoha! [21:43] SIGN     OSI: I want to eat this. For many reasons.      @teiFUJYou: I saw this in a dollar store.     KAMI7: My work sucks. [21:44] SIGN     OSI: Oops, I'm late.     Watch out, mister will come to tease you!     Hmph! jk jk. Sorry!     Akatsuki: Tell me your address. [21:45] SIGN     OSI: You're cute.      Akatsuki: You're explaining too much! [21:47] SAKURA     So there's only one thing we can do! [21:47] SIGN     #middleschoolgirl #somethingIlike     #portrait #Iwanttoconnectwithphotographers [21:50] AYAKA; MIDORI     Revenge! [21:51] KARIN     But that's not what my channel is about... [21:54] ASUKA     It's just a stupid channel     that shows off your breasts. [21:57] SAKURA     Let's do it! [21:58] KARIN     Cut it out! [21:59] MIDORI     We're going to upload videos that     show the bad sides of those two! [22:04] MIDORI     You first, Fumiko-senpai! [22:05] MIDORI     Go on, tell us your grudges and grievances! [22:07] FUMIKO     Uh... [22:08] FUMIKO     I never thought Satoko would     team up with an assassin, [22:11] FUMIKO     so I let my guard down and got killed. [22:13] MIDORI; ASUKA     That's all you have to say?! [22:14] FUMIKO     Well, I mean, yeah. [22:16] FUMIKO     I was out to kill, too. [22:18] FUMIKO     Which is why I think it's wrong     to hold a grudge against them... [22:21] ASUKA     How generous of you...     But that's what I like about you. [22:25] MIDORI     Well, I'm not satisfied! [22:27] MIDORI     On top of being killed,     they took my dream house! [22:30] MIDORI     And when I came to haunt     them, they chased me out! [22:33] SAKURA     That's so sad! [22:34] KARIN     They also attack me on social media. [22:36] AYAKA     I only went to visit Leader, [22:39] AYAKA     and those two just happened to     be there, and they killed me! [22:42] SAKURA     Of course you'd be mad. [22:43] FUMIKO     But don't you think it's great that we can     all reunite like this because of that? [22:48] ALL     How can you be so naïve?! [22:50] ALL     We'll definitely get our revenge! [22:52] FUMIKO     Er... [22:52] HATSUKO     Big sis... [22:53] HATSUKO     I want to play this game. [22:55] FUMIKO     Oh! Let's do it! [22:56] FUMIKO     Let's live peacefully     together here, Hatsuko. [23:01] MAO     I wonder if this stream is even working... [23:07] SATOKO     Oh, sorry. [23:09] MARIN     Hey! You're doing that on purpose! [23:10] SIGN     Notification [23:10] SIGN     Livestream has begun [23:13] KONOHA     What's wrong? [23:14] SATOKO     Looks like some livestream just started... [23:17] SATOKO     Huh? Who was this again? [23:20] MARIN     Isn't this the channel of that cooking     ninja we took down that one time? [23:25] SIGN     LIVE [23:25] KONOHA     What is this? [23:26] SATOKO     Scary... [23:29] SIGN     Next [23:29] SIGN     Episode [23:30] KONOHA     Doesn't your new ninja gear expose too much? [23:32] SATOKO     I think it's cute. [23:34] KONOHA     Aren't you embarrassed? [23:35] SATOKO     A little, but that somehow     makes me feel better. [23:38] KONOHA     You're a pervert. [23:38] SATOKO     Huh? 10 - A Ninja and a Baby Assassin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] MARIN     This is good, kunoichi. [00:08] MARIN     You've improved on your     Western-style cooking. [00:11] SATOKO     Right? [00:14] SATOKO     But I'm getting tired of feeding you. [00:18] MARIN     It's your fault I'm like this. [00:20] MARIN     You're going to have to     thoroughly take care of me. [00:22] SATOKO     When you put it that way, I really can't argue... [00:27] SATOKO     Who could that be so early in the morning? [00:29] MARIN     I wonder if it's the Calcium Lady I ordered. [00:31] MARIN     It's supposed to be good for healing     broken bones, so I set up weekly delivery. [00:36] MARIN     Go get them for me. [00:37] SATOKO     Okay. [00:39] SATOKO     Sorry to keep you waiting. [00:40] SIGN     Calcium Milk [00:41] MINATO     Is this the residence of Izutsumi Marin? [00:43] SATOKO     Not really, but yes. [00:45] MINATO     Here is her order of the milk set.     That'll be 1,200 yen. [00:49] SATOKO     Oh, I guess I'm paying for it. [00:52] MINATO     This is on the house. [00:52] SIGN     Apple [00:54] MINATO     A promotional gift for your first purchase. [00:57] SATOKO     Apple juice! This is free? [01:00] MINATO     Yes. Since it's a promotional gift. [01:16] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:34] SIGN     A Ninja and a Baby Assassin [02:36] SIGN     Leaf 10 [02:37] SATOKO     I got the goods, Marin-san. [02:40] MARIN     Thanks. [02:44] KONOHA     Sleepy... [02:44] MARIN     Oh. Glasses is awake. [02:46] SATOKO     Good morning, Konoha-san! [02:50] SATOKO     We received apple juice as     a promotional gift. Here! [02:53] MARIN     Ugh, apple juice? [02:56] MARIN     Not my favorite... [02:58] MARIN     Glasses can have my share. [03:00] MARIN     You like fruit juices, right? [03:02] KONOHA     I do, but how did you know? Creepy. [03:04] SATOKO     I'll drink mine tonight. [03:06] KONOHA     Actually, why are you having     your stuff sent to our house? [03:06] SIGN     1000% Sparkling Apple [03:06] SIGN     Apple [03:06] SIGN     Super Good [03:10] KONOHA     How long do you plan to crash here? [03:11] MARIN     Don't be so cold. It's only until I heal up. [03:15] MARIN     The reason I'm here in the first place is     because your kunoichi here is a nincompoop. [03:19] SATOKO     I've learned my lesson. [03:21] SATOKO     I'll take care of you, for sure. [03:25] SATOKO     But I see that you don't rely     on your family, do you? [03:28] KONOHA     No human who works as an     assassin has a family. [03:32] MARIN     That's usually the case. [03:34] MARIN     I mentioned it before to the kunoichi,     but I have an older sister. [03:39] MARIN     Before I became an assassin,     I lived in a relatively normal household. [03:43] MARIN     I was super close with my sister,     who's five years older than me. [03:46] (Flashback) MINATO     I won again! [03:48] (Flashback) MINATO     Sorry, Marin-chan. [03:50] (Flashback) MINATO     Your pouty face is so cute! [03:51] MARIN     I loved my sister, but... [03:54] MARIN     She's a really talented person. [03:57] MARIN     She excels in everything, [03:58] MARIN     was recognized by her school,     and even won awards. [04:00] MARIN     Meanwhile, I get moody and can't perform     well at things I'm not interested in. [04:05] MARIN     Our parents would often compare us. [04:08] MARIN     That was around the time... [04:10] (Flashback) MINATO     Marin-chan, let's play a game! [04:13] MARIN     I started to distance myself from     the sister I loved so much. [04:18] MARIN     Then, one day... [04:20] (Flashback) MARIN     Mom— [04:24] MARIN     My sister, covered in blood,     stood over my parents' corpses. [04:28] SATOKO     Huh?! This story took a turn! [04:34] (Flashback) MARIN     She's gonna kill me! [04:36] MARIN     I was scared and took off running. [04:39] MARIN     When I went back, my sister was gone,     and she's been missing ever since. [04:44] MARIN     After that, I grew up in an orphanage [04:46] MARIN     and was adopted by     the assassin organization. [04:49] MARIN     And that's how I got to where I am today. [04:52] SATOKO     Wow, that's horrifying. [04:54] SATOKO     Why did your sister do that to your parents? [04:56] MARIN     Who knows? [04:57] MARIN     I'm not sure. [04:58] SIGN     Certificate of     Commendation [04:59] MARIN     Maybe she was dealing with her own stress [05:01] MARIN     due to all the pressure and     expectations from our parents. [05:04] MARIN     Maybe our lives would     be different if I'd stayed [05:07] MARIN     and listened to her side of the story. [05:09] SATOKO     Marin-san... [05:11] MARIN     But then I wouldn't have     met you and Glasses. [05:15] MARIN     Actually, Glasses reminds me     of my sister a little bit. [05:19] MARIN     If you were just a little nicer to me— [05:22] MARIN     Huh? Where'd she go? [05:24] SATOKO     She was here just a moment ago.     Maybe the bathroom? [05:27] SATOKO     Konoha-san, where are— [05:32] SATOKO     Huh?! Who is this baby? [05:34] SATOKO     Wait, could she be... [05:37] MARIN     No way... This appearance... [05:39] SATOKO     Is it you, Konoha-san?! [05:43] SATOKO     Whoa, she started crying! [05:44] MARIN     It's because you raised your voice. [05:46] SATOKO     Huh?! Wh-What should we do? [05:48] MARIN     How should I know?! [05:49] MARIN     Just hold her for now. Hold her! [05:51] SATOKO     But I... I've never even     touched a baby before. [05:55] MARIN     Even if you've never touched one, [05:56] MARIN     you should know that's     not the way to hold one! [05:59] MARIN     She's finally calmed down. [06:02] SATOKO     I just have to rock her     like this? Is this right? [06:05] MARIN     Yup. That's what it says online. [06:08] SATOKO     Also, this must be the     doing of a ninja pursuer. [06:12] MARIN     I dunno, but maybe? [06:15] MARIN     Since we didn't turn into babies, [06:18] MARIN     it's safe to assume the apple juice did it. [06:21] SATOKO     In that case, that delivery person     should still be in the area! [06:24] SATOKO     I'll go find her! Here! [06:26] MARIN     Don't throw her at me without warning! [06:28] MARIN     She really doesn't like me... [06:30] MARIN     Anyway, can you really handle it on your own? [06:34] MARIN     Your combatant's been reduced to this. [06:37] SATOKO     Y-You're right... [06:39] MARIN     And I'm in a wheelchair. [06:41] MARIN     Right now, we have zero strength in combat. [06:43] MARIN     Let's calm down for now and think of a plan. [06:47] MARIN     The enemy already knows where we are,     so we should take shelter elsewhere... [06:53] MARIN     She just peed. [06:55] SATOKO     Konoha-san?! [07:02] MARIN     I'm sure it was hard to bathe a     baby and someone in a wheelchair. [07:06] MARIN     Good work. [07:09] MARIN     I never thought I'd have to perform     childcare and elderly care at the same time... [07:13] MARIN     Marin-san, can't you start walking tomorrow? [07:16] MARIN     You know full well that I can't. [07:18] MARIN     We need to do something about     Baby Glasses here first. [07:21] MARIN     Even if we make a plan,     we don't know when she'll turn back. [07:25] SATOKO     She won't be a baby forever, right? [07:29] SATOKO     Konoha-san, please hurry and get bigger. [07:33] SIGN     Things You'll Need to Raise a Baby          Clothing          Short underwear...3 5 pairs     Long underwear... 23 pairs     Baby dresses 3 5          Diapers          Cloth diapers...30 pairs      Diaper covers...34      Disposable diapers...1 pack     Diaper bin          Bedtime Necessities [07:33] MARIN     We'll need diapers.     And for food... powdered milk. [07:38] MARIN     We should prepare a few other things, too. [07:40] SIGN     Sent [07:41] MARIN     All right, kunoichi. I sent you the list.     Take the baby and go buy the supplies. [07:45] SATOKO     What? By myself?! [07:46] SATOKO     You're not coming with me? [07:48] MARIN     I can't take care of her     in my current state. [07:51] MARIN     And it's hard to get around in a wheelchair. [07:55] SIGN     Baby HQ [07:55] MARIN     Make sure you go out in disguise. [07:58] MARIN     You could be targeted. [08:00] MARIN     And since you're going     to disguise yourself... [08:02] STAFF     Thank you very much. [08:05] SATOKO     Why a gyaru disguise? [08:09] SATOKO     But the employee kindly helped me     when I followed Marin-san's script. [08:11] STAFF     It must be tough when you're so young. [08:13] SATOKO     She's my child! I'll raise her properly! [08:16] (Flashback) STAFF     Show me your list!     I'll help you find what you need! [08:20] SATOKO     I wonder what that was about.     Right, Konoha-chan? [08:23] SATOKO     You're not getting mad at me     even if I call you Konoha-chan. [08:27] SATOKO     The usual Konoha-san would     definitely get mad. [08:33] SATOKO     No way... Here? [08:44] SATOKO     I thought she was a ninja pursuer     because of her flashy outfit. [08:49] SIGN     Looking for parakeet!! [08:49] SATOKO     If she was, we would have been killed, huh? [08:53] SATOKO     I'm going to ask Marin-san to make     us a Roboko that can protect us! [08:59] SATOKO     Are you a baby on the     inside, too, Konoha-san? [09:03] SATOKO     What are we supposed to do from now on? [09:07] SATOKO     Are you reassuring me? [09:09] SATOKO     You're right! I can't be upset! [09:14] SIGN     Baby Undies [09:14] SATOKO     We also have Marin-san,     so surely things will work out! [09:20] SATOKO     Are you hungry, Konoha-san? [09:23] SATOKO     We're almost there. When we get home,     you can have milk and... [09:26] SATOKO     Oh, today I'll make your favorite     curry with lots of honey... [09:29] SIGN     °Do not feed honey to infants [09:31] SATOKO     Huh? [09:32] SATOKO     It's unlocked. [09:35] SATOKO     That's weird. I know I locked it when I left. [09:38] SATOKO     Marin-san! We're home! [09:41] SATOKO     Marin-san? Are you here? [09:45] SATOKO     Mari— [09:47] SATOKO     Huh? Marin-san? [09:55] MINATO     Ninkoro. [09:58] MARIN     Ninkoro. [10:00] SATOKO     It's been three days since     Marin-san disappeared. [10:03] SATOKO     Since then, Konoha-san has grown rapidly. [10:03] KONOHA     No! I wanna go outside! [10:07] SATOKO     You can't, Konoha-chan. [10:09] SATOKO     The outside is very dangerous. [10:11] KONOHA     No! No! It's snowing!     I wanna make a snowman! [10:16] SATOKO     Why don't you play hide-and-seek     with Mommy indoors? [10:19] KONOHA     No! Mommy sucks at hide-and-seek!     You suck at finding me! [10:24] SATOKO     I'll find you for sure next time. [10:26] SATOKO     If I can't, we can go outside. [10:29] KONOHA     Okay. [10:30] KONOHA     Now, count to ten, Mommy! [10:32] SATOKO     Okay. [10:34] SATOKO     One, two, three, four, [10:36] SATOKO     We haven't gone outside for     fear of the pursuers. [10:40] SATOKO     But they know where we live anyway,     so they could attack us at any moment. [10:40] SATOKO     five, six, seven, [10:44] SATOKO     It's scary. [10:45] SATOKO     eight, nine, ten! [10:45] SATOKO     We can't go outside yet. [10:49] SATOKO     Okay, Mommy will come find you now— [10:52] SATOKO     They're here! [10:54] SATOKO     Huh? Roboko? [10:56] ROBOKO II     It has been three days since my master,     Marin-san, lost access, [11:00] ROBOKO II     so I came to verify your safety. [11:02] SATOKO     What? But Roboko, didn't you... [11:06] KONOHA     Mommy, what was that sound? [11:08] ROBOKO II     What? Konoha-san? Why do you look like that? [11:11] ROBOKO II     "Mommy"? What?! [11:12] ROBOKO II     I'm going to malfunction! [11:14] SATOKO     You know about Konoha-san, so you     must be the Roboko from back then. [11:19] ROBOKO II     I see. That is why you've been cowering     at home and did not look for help. [11:25] SATOKO     Well, yes. [11:27] ROBOKO II     You are supposed to be the     origin of my AI. How shameful. [11:30] SATOKO     I'm just a drop-out ninja. I can't fight. [11:35] SATOKO     I was only able to get by because     Konoha-san was with me. [11:38] ROBOKO II     Oh, that spot's sensitive. [11:39] SATOKO     And that very Konoha-san became a baby. [11:42] SATOKO     I'm scared. [11:44] SATOKO     Oh, but Konoha-san has been     growing at a really fast pace, [11:48] SATOKO     so I think she'll be an adult in no time. [11:50] SATOKO     Maybe then we can figure something out... [11:53] KONOHA     Mommy, I want this! [11:55] ROBOKO II     Do you think this will grow     up to be the same person? [12:00] SATOKO     Oh! But with you here, we have     the strength of a hundred people! [12:04] ROBOKO II     As you can see, my body is     not the same as before. [12:08] ROBOKO II     My current form is made to     support my master's lifestyle. [12:13] KONOHA     Mommy, uppies. [12:15] SATOKO     Yes, yes. You must be sleepy-weepy. [12:19] ROBOKO II     There's only so much we can do, but let's     start by finding out their whereabouts. [12:24] SATOKO     B-But Marin-san's computer     and phone were destroyed. [12:28] ROBOKO II     I believe the ones destroyed were fakes. [12:31] SATOKO     Then... [12:36] ROBOKO II     Hit! [12:38] ROBOKO II     The real ones are here. [12:40] ROBOKO II     And since they were hidden here... [12:42] SIGN     Find My Device [12:43] ROBOKO II     Her whereabouts should be discoverable     through her cellphone. [12:46] SATOKO     A-Amazing! Both you and Marin-san for     executing that in the heat of the moment! [12:51] ROBOKO II     Oh? This place is... [12:53] SATOKO     Do you know it? [12:55] ROBOKO II     Master inputs all her data into me, so yes. [13:00] ROBOKO II     Satoko. [13:01] ROBOKO II     I will need your and Konoha-san's help. [13:04] SATOKO     What? [13:05] SATOKO     But I just told you that     I'm useless in combat. [13:09] SATOKO     And Konoha-san's in this state. [13:11] ROBOKO II     Hot-blooded mode: on! [13:12] SATOKO     I can't do anything by myself... [13:13] SATOKO     Ouch! [13:16] ROBOKO II     Satoko, when did you become so wise? [13:20] ROBOKO II     Because you're scared, weak,     and can't do anything about it... [13:24] ROBOKO II     Have you been able to make a     change by using those excuses? [13:30] SATOKO     But unlike me, you're smart— [13:36] ROBOKO II     How long are you going to sulk?! [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Eyes     Can brainwash     enemies [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Boob Missiles     She's too embarrassed     to use them [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Missile     Can blow away towns [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Punch     Can kill people [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Particles     Can hide her     team's presence [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Cutter     Can cut anything [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Heart     Has a heart [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Jet     She can fly     if she tries [13:39] SIGN     Roboko's Outlet     Eats away at electric bills [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Jet     Flying ability?     Uncertain [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Battery     Minimal Energy [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Cutter     Stabs [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Weapon Bay     Reduced in many ways [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Punch     Can almost kill people [13:39] SIGN     Roboko Mk II's Particles     Can slightly hide things [13:39] ROBOKO II     I have been downgraded since my first     form and have no combat skills. [13:44] ROBOKO II     Normally, as a support robot, my role would     be to wait here for my master to return. [13:49] ROBOKO II     However, now I am doing everything     I can to rescue Master. [13:55] ROBOKO II     Do you know why? [13:58] ROBOKO II     Because you, the one I am based on,     are the type to act without thinking. [14:04] ROBOKO II     That had quite an impact on me. [14:08] KONOHA     Mommy... [14:09] ROBOKO II     And even if Konoha-san cannot fight, [14:11] ROBOKO II     you have the brutal ninjutsu     of turning things into leaves. [14:16] ROBOKO II     The very power that killed me. [14:18] ROBOKO II     Listen here. [14:20] ROBOKO II     That ninjutsu of yours is much     more powerful than you think. [14:23] ROBOKO II     That power can do many different     things depending on how you use it. [14:27] ROBOKO II     Besides, since when were you alone? [14:31] ROBOKO II     Though we are small,     you have me and Konoha-san. [14:34] ROBOKO II     We are going to save Master. [14:36] SIGN     Ruins Guide [14:36] SIGN     By region [14:36] SIGN     Even ruins maniacs     are unaware [14:37] ROBOKO II     But before that... [14:39] ROBOKO II     Satoko, it is time to train. [14:44] SATOKO     Yes! [14:49] SATOKO     You'll slip and fall if you run. [14:52] ROBOKO II     My conclusion is that the person who     kidnapped Master was someone she knows. [14:57] ROBOKO II     Most likely her missing older sister. [14:59] SATOKO     Not a ninja pursuer? [15:02] ROBOKO II     This person was able to make a medicine     that turns humans into infants. [15:06] ROBOKO II     They must be extremely intelligent. [15:08] ROBOKO II     There is a high likelihood that they would     know how to make a medicine to turn her back. [15:13] SATOKO     Turn her back... [15:15] ROBOKO II     If Konoha-san continues to grow up like this, [15:17] ROBOKO II     she might look the same, but she could be a     completely different person on the inside. [15:23] ROBOKO II     To ensure that does not happen,     let us save Master and get the cure. [15:28] KONOHA     Mommy! [15:30] KONOHA     Look! A snowman! [15:34] KONOHA     It's so cold! [15:38] ROBOKO II     It feels good to stay like this, though. [15:41] SATOKO     I was thinking the same thing. Just a little. [15:45] MINATO     Marin-chan, say "ah." [15:48] MINATO     C'mon, open wide. [15:50] MARIN     Cut it out! Stop feeding me! [15:52] MARIN     Just leave me alone! I can eat on my own! [15:56] MINATO     But you'll run away if I untie you,     won't you, Marin-chan? [16:00] MARIN     Of course I will! [16:00] MINATO     C'mon, now. [16:02] MARIN     What do you want with me?! [16:04] MARIN     Turning me back into a kid and     keeping me in our old house... [16:08] MARIN     You even turned yourself into a kid! [16:11] MINATO     What? Don't you get it? [16:13] MINATO     We finally got to reunite. [16:16] MINATO     I was surprised to see you show     up at the hospital where I work. [16:21] MINATO     That explains why I couldn't find you     no matter how much I searched. [16:25] MINATO     I wouldn't have thought you'd     be living as an assassin. [16:28] MINATO     Not to mention, you were living     with an assassin and a ninja. [16:32] MINATO     I thought it would be hard to snatch     you away with those two around, [16:35] MINATO     so I gave you a drink to turn you into a child. [16:39] MINATO     But you didn't drink it. [16:41] MINATO     Don't you like apple juice? [16:44] MARIN     Not anymore. [16:46] MARIN     I'm reminded of that day whenever I drink it. [16:49] MINATO     Hm? [16:50] MARIN     The day you killed Mom and Dad! [16:56] MINATO     What? [16:58] MINATO     But they were in the way. [17:01] MINATO     Those two neglected you, Marin-chan. [17:04] MINATO     And because of that,     things got rocky between us. [17:07] MINATO     Even though we used to be so close. [17:10] MARIN     So... you were smiling     that time because... [17:13] MINATO     That's right. [17:15] MINATO     Because I knew we could live     happily together from then on. [17:19] MINATO     But you had to go and run away. [17:22] MINATO     Your big sis was so lonely for a long time. [17:26] MINATO     But it's okay now. [17:27] MINATO     Let's take back the time we lost. [17:29] MARIN     Whoa! What are you— [17:31] MINATO     Let's play some games in the very house     full of memories that we used to live in. [17:37] MINATO     Whoa! What's— [17:38] SATOKO     That's enough! [17:40] SATOKO     We're here to take back Marin-san! [17:43] MINATO     The ninja girl! [17:44] MARIN     Kunoichi! Glasses! You came! [17:47] MINATO     How did you know?     Also, this is the eighth floor! [17:50] SATOKO     We flew to save Marin-san! [17:53] SATOKO     Wasn't our grand entrance cool? [17:56] SATOKO     Wait. You two seem smaller. [17:59] MARIN     Don't let your guard down, kunoichi! [18:01] MARIN     My sister was a martial arts genius as a kid! [18:04] MINATO     I'm so happy you remembered! [18:08] MINATO     I don't know how strong     you are, Ninja-chan. [18:11] MINATO     But if you have to protect that child, then... [18:13] MINATO     Huh? Where did she go? [18:16] KONOHA     Here. Now you can run away. [18:18] MARIN     What? Glasses! [18:20] MINATO     What?! Impossible! When did... [18:23] SATOKO     My child was once a highly skilled assassin! [18:26] SATOKO     Hiding her presence is no big deal for her! [18:28] KONOHA     Did I do good? [18:29] MARIN     Very good! [18:32] MINATO     Hmm, interesting. [18:34] MINATO     Her nature remains with her even     after turning into a baby. [18:37] MINATO     But what can you do with a bunch of kids? [18:42] MINATO     The only exit is behind me,     and you can't escape from the window. [18:47] MARIN     What'll we do, kunoichi? [18:48] MARIN     We can't leave unless we defeat her! [18:51] MINATO     That's right. [18:53] SATOKO     I can't fight. [18:56] SATOKO     That's why I thought I wouldn't     be able to save everyone. [19:00] SATOKO     But I know now that I can't just     dwell on the things I can't do. [19:05] SATOKO     There are things that only I can do! [19:08] MINATO     What are you saying? [19:11] MINATO     What is this shaking? [19:13] MARIN     This is... [19:14] SATOKO     That's right! [19:15] SATOKO     Marin-san has experienced this once before! [19:18] SATOKO     I used my leaf-turning ninjutsu     on the building a few hours ago! [19:23] MINATO     Huh? But you'll all be caught up in this, too! [19:27] MARIN     What are you going to do, kunoichi? [19:33] MINATO     What's that? [19:34] SATOKO     I told you. [19:35] SATOKO     That we flew! [19:37] ROBOKO II     Looks like the plan worked. [19:38] MARIN     Roboko II! You're here, too? [19:41] ROBOKO II     I am glad you are safe, Master. [19:44] ROBOKO II     We built this plan by investigating     abandoned buildings, [19:47] ROBOKO II     testing Satoko's ninjutsu on them, [19:49] ROBOKO II     and then calculating the timing it     takes for different-sized buildings [19:54] ROBOKO II     to turn into leaves. [19:56] MARIN     As expected of a robot I invented! [19:58] MINATO     No way... [19:59] MINATO     I finally reunited with Marin-chan... [20:08] MINATO     Huh? Marin-chan? [20:10] MARIN     Are you trying to kill us?! [20:13] MARIN     What'll happen to Glasses     if we abandon my sister?! [20:16] SATOKO     Oh! You're right! The cure! [20:19] ROBOKO II     Let us continue to lovingly raise Konoha-san     like a flower and fix her then. [20:24] MARIN     Curse you, Roboko! [20:28] SIGN     Growth and Maintenance [20:28] SIGN     Yummy [20:28] MINATO     Here, the reversal medicine. [20:30] MINATO     If you take this and sleep,     you'll turn back. [20:32] MINATO     Also, there's only one of these,     so we won't be able to turn back. [20:36] MARIN     No way! Oh, well. [20:39] SATOKO     You're okay with that? [20:41] MINATO     Hey, Marin-chan. Why did you save me? [20:44] MARIN     Huh? Of course I would. [20:47] MARIN     Sure, I'm scared because     you killed our parents [20:50] MARIN     and then turned me into a     child and imprisoned me... [20:53] MARIN     But I was also worried about you. [20:56] MARIN     Besides, you're my only family.     I can't abandon you. [21:02] MINATO     Squee! [21:04] MINATO     Marin-chan! [21:06] MARIN     Hey! I'm still scared of you! [21:08] MARIN     I won't say we can go back to     how things were right away. [21:11] MARIN     But we can take baby steps. [21:14] MINATO     Thank you Marin-chan! [21:15] SATOKO     I've always thought this, but... [21:17] MARIN     Stop, don't come any closer! [21:17] SATOKO     Marin-san has such a big heart. [21:22] SIGN     The Next Morning [21:23] SATOKO     Good morning. [21:25] SATOKO     Oh! Konoha-san! [21:27] SATOKO     You're back to normal! How are you? [21:29] SATOKO     Do you remember being a baby? [21:33] KONOHA     Huh? I do not remember at all. [21:33] SIGN     Remembers Everything [21:36] SATOKO     Is that so? That makes me a little sad. [21:40] SATOKO     I feel like I lost the baby     I spent all that time with, [21:42] SATOKO     even though it was just for a few days. [21:46] KONOHA     Well, I don't know what happened, [21:49] KONOHA     but it seems you've worked     very hard this time around. [21:53] KONOHA     Right, Mommy? [21:54] SATOKO     Huh? Konoha-san, do you actually remember— [21:56] KONOHA     I don't know what you're talking about. [23:27] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:30] SIGN     Next [23:30] SIGN     Episode [23:30] KONOHA     Mom—Hey, Satoko-chan. [23:32] SATOKO     Did you just say "Mommy"? [23:33] KONOHA     Nope. I didn't. [23:34] SATOKO     But you did? [23:35] KONOHA     I didn't. [23:36] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-chan. [23:38] KONOHA     Don't turn into Mommy. Stop. 11 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big Dilemma Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] SATOKO     Konoha-san, you haven't been working lately. [00:08] SATOKO     Are you doing okay in terms     of money and rankings? [00:11] KONOHA     Hm? Oh, definitely not okay, no. [00:14] SIGN     322 Glasses [00:15] KONOHA     See? [00:16] SATOKO     Whoa... [00:17] SIGN     Anon (Male) [00:17] SIGN     I was inconvenienced by their sudden cancellation of the job.      They did not take my circumstances into consideration.      I'll never request from this person again.      I was disillusioned.      I don't even want to give them one star. [00:17] KONOHA     My ranking dropped quite a bit,     so I should start working again. [00:22] KONOHA     But I figured, as long as I have my savings, [00:24] KONOHA     it's not a bad idea to live as we are now. [00:26] SATOKO     I see. [00:28] KONOHA     I just can't get in the mood     to desperately start working [00:31] KONOHA     to climb the rankings again. [00:33] KONOHA     Is that weird? [00:34] SATOKO     Then let's just take it easy. [00:39] KONOHA     Speak of the devil. A job request. [00:43] SIGN     Request Details: Assassinate rival      I want your help eliminating a certain assassin.      The reason is that they're the top-ranked assassin.      ACCEPT DECLINE [00:58] ---     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [02:17] SIGN      Leaf 11     A Ninja and an Assassin's      Big Dilemma [02:26] SATOKO     Good morning, Konoha-san! [02:29] KONOHA     Morning. [02:31] SATOKO     Marin-san's big sister came by     to take her out this morning. [02:35] SATOKO     I wonder if those two will     start living together soon. [02:39] SATOKO     If they do, it will be a bit lonely— [02:41] KONOHA     Smooch. [02:42] SATOKO     Smooch?! [02:45] KONOHA/SATOKO     Let's eat. [02:53] SIGN     Ahh [02:53] SIGN     Ba-Dump [02:55] SATOKO     K-Konoha-san... [02:58] KONOHA     S-Sorry! I was half asleep. [03:01] SATOKO     Of course! I thought it was weird. [03:10] SATOKO     Konoha-san has obviously been     acting weird this morning. [03:14] SATOKO     Um, Konoha-san... [03:16] KONOHA     Hey. We should go somewhere after this. [03:19] SATOKO     What?! Go out?! [03:21] SATOKO     This is the first time you've suggested this! [03:23] KONOHA     Really? I'm in the mood for it. [03:26] SATOKO     Let's go! Let's go! [03:28] SATOKO     Oh, well! We can keep things like this! [03:30] KONOHA     I'm going to get dressed.     You should change, too, Mommy. [03:34] SATOKO     Okay! [03:37] SATOKO     Did you just call me "Mommy"? [03:40] SATOKO     Wait, is Konoha-san still under the     effects of being turned into a baby? [03:46] SIGN     Call [03:46] SIGN     Marin-san [03:47] SATOKO     I wonder if this is okay... [03:49] SIGN     Hang Up [03:52] MARIN     What's up, kunoichi? [03:53] MINATO     Hey, I told you not to answer! [03:57] MARIN     I've been dragged to the amusement park. [03:59] MINATO     Hang up, Marin-chan. Hang up. [04:01] MARIN     Stop rocking us! [04:03] MARIN     Kunoichi has something to ask you. [04:06] MINATO     Me? I have no plans to talk to her. [04:08] MARIN     Just take it! [04:09] MINATO     Oh, all right. [04:11] MINATO     What? [04:12] SATOKO     It's about Konoha-san. [04:15] SATOKO     Do you think they're lasting effects     from when she turned into a baby? [04:18] MINATO     Probably. [04:18] SIGN     Konoha Now [04:19] MINATO     Right now, Assassin-chan's memory     of being raised by you [04:21] SIGN     Konoha raised     by Satoko [04:24] MINATO     and her memory of her real     infancy are coexisting. [04:24] SIGN     The real     Konoha [04:27] MINATO     That's what I think. [04:30] MINATO     Maybe she had a lonely childhood, [04:33] MINATO     and now that she's experienced an     environment where she was pampered, [04:35] MINATO     she's trying to fill the     loneliness of her past. [04:39] SATOKO     Can she turn back— [04:40] MINATO     I'm just a kid now, so I dunno! [04:43] SATOKO     What?! But that's— [04:46] SATOKO     She hung up... [04:48] KONOHA     Sorry to keep you. [04:50] SATOKO     Konoha-san! I was just     consulting Minato-san about— [04:55] SATOKO     That's... the outfit I gifted you! [04:59] KONOHA     I think I want more outfits like this. [05:01] KONOHA     Since I only have black clothes     and my school uniform. [05:04] SATOKO     She vehemently refused to wear that before... [05:09] KONOHA     Let's go shopping. [05:12] SATOKO     Okay! [05:19] SATOKO     Konoha-san, let's do lots of shopping! [05:23] SATOKO     Shopping malls are filled to     the brim with clothing stores! [05:26] SATOKO     Oh! That store's style looks like     it would suit you! Let's go! [05:28] KONOHA     Hold on, Satoko-chan! [05:32] KONOHA     Huh? [05:35] KONOHA     Satoko-chan? [06:05] GIRL     Got you. [06:10] KIGURUMI     This is a message from the organization. [06:13] KIGURUMI     If you continue to refuse to work, [06:15] KIGURUMI     appropriate punishment will     be dealt in the near future. [06:20] GIRL     See you! Bye-bye! [06:32] SATOKO     Konoha-san! What happened? [06:38] SATOKO     Come on, let's go! [06:40] SATOKO     That store there has— [06:45] SATOKO     Konoha-san? [06:47] SATOKO     Why are you crying? [06:51] KONOHA     I see. [06:53] KONOHA     This is the aftermath of turning into a baby. [06:55] KONOHA     I thought something was off. [06:57] KONOHA     For me to cry so easily... [07:00] KONOHA     I didn't get why I was acting like that. [07:02] SATOKO     I'm sorry. [07:04] SATOKO     I was having fun, so I kept quiet. [07:06] KONOHA     Well... [07:07] KONOHA     I was also keeping quiet about how     I remember my time as a baby. [07:11] SATOKO     Still... don't you think we     could just stay like this? [07:14] SATOKO     The current you is really cute. [07:17] KONOHA     No way I can stay like this! [07:20] SATOKO     What? [07:22] KONOHA     You messed up my whole personality! [07:24] KONOHA     How can you laugh?! [07:25] SATOKO     It wasn't my fault— [07:26] KONOHA     I'm like this now because you     coddled me when I was a baby! [07:29] SATOKO     K-Konoha-san, not so loud! [07:31] KONOHA     You should've raised me     as a ruthless assassin! [07:36] SATOKO     But... what was I supposed to do? [07:39] SATOKO     I don't know anything about your childhood. [07:43] SATOKO     You wouldn't tell me anything about you! [07:46] SATOKO     I heard that you've told Roboko, though! [07:48] KONOHA     That's because I thought Roboko was you... [07:55] KONOHA     Forget it! [07:56] KONOHA     I'm living on my own for a while! [07:58] SATOKO     What? What am I supposed to do? [07:59] KONOHA     Figure it out! [08:00] KONOHA     Why don't you live happily     with that freeloading Marin? [08:07] SATOKO     How could she... [08:14] SIGN     Napolitan 860 yen      Omelet Rice 900 yen      Pizza Toast 530 yen      Curry 750 yen      Adult Kids' Meal 980 yen      Pancakes 740 yen      Pudding à la Mode 800 yen      Coffee 400 yen      Melon Soda 600 yen [08:17] SATOKO     I guess I'm paying for all this. [08:24] KONOHA     Ugh! [08:26] KONOHA     I can't believe I threw a tantrum like a child. [08:28] KONOHA     I feel so stupid! [08:30] KONOHA     This is all because my     personality got messed up! [08:33] KONOHA     And the reason I'm so frustrated... [08:38] KONOHA     And how I'm worried about Satoko-chan,     who I left all alone... [08:48] SATOKO     I made Konoha-san angry. [08:53] SATOKO     Is she really not coming home? [08:58] SATOKO     I wonder if she'd forgive me if     I gave her something delicious... [08:58] SIGN     Watch out behind you. [09:04] YUKARI     She's finally alone. [09:07] YUKARI     I could've easily taken care of that     dropout if that assassin wasn't— [09:11] SIGN     Watch out behind you. [09:13] KONOHA     That was close. I just made it in time. [09:17] KONOHA     I really can't leave her on her own. [09:19] KONOHA     Well, then... [09:23] KONOHA     Huh? [09:24] SIGN     Cold [09:25] KONOHA     How do I kill people again? [09:28] YUKARI     That was a close one! [09:29] YUKARI     I thought it was all over for me! [09:34] YUKARI     Well, well, assassin! [09:36] YUKARI     Looks like the rumors weren't true! [09:39] YUKARI     I bet that hurts. [09:41] YUKARI     That was a pretty satisfactory cut! [09:44] KONOHA     I avoided wearing this outfit because     I didn't want it to get dirty. [09:48] KONOHA     I was careless. [09:49] YUKARI     Whoa, Satoko! Let go! Shoot!     Where are you touching me?! [09:51] KONOHA     Satoko-chan? [09:55] SATOKO     I won't let you go! [10:00] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [10:02] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [10:03] SATOKO     Konoha-san! [10:07] SATOKO     Are you okay, Konoha-san?! [10:11] KONOHA     Satoko-chan... [10:13] KONOHA     Huh? Are we at our house? [10:16] SATOKO     What a relief! You're awake! [10:18] SATOKO     Are you all right? [10:19] SATOKO     Marin-san's big sister examined     you and said you'd be okay, but... [10:24] SATOKO     It's been such a struggle! [10:26] SATOKO     I didn't know if assassins could     even be taken to hospitals. [10:28] SATOKO     I thought Marin-san would know since     she's also an assassin, so I called her... [10:32] SATOKO     And... [10:33] SATOKO     Carrying you all the way here... [10:38] KONOHA     You're all beat up, Satoko-chan. [10:41] KONOHA     Are you okay? [10:46] SATOKO     Much better than you, Konoha-san! [10:49] SATOKO     I didn't win, but I managed to drive her away! [10:52] SATOKO     She scurried away buck naked when I turned     all her clothes and weapons into leaves! [10:59] KONOHA     Really? You've gotten stronger, Satoko-chan. [11:03] KONOHA     I'm sorry about earlier. [11:05] KONOHA     For getting mad at you for a stupid     reason, leaving you alone... [11:10] KONOHA     And because I slipped up,     I ended up like this. [11:13] SATOKO     It's okay! [11:15] SATOKO     I'm not going to be protected     all the time anymore! [11:19] SATOKO     From now on, I'll be able to save you, too! [11:27] KONOHA     What are you talking about? [11:31] KONOHA     You've been saving me this whole time. [11:37] GIRL     Ninkoro. [11:40] YUKARI     Ninkoro. [11:43] SIGN     Friends from All Over the World      Challenging Goals      Great Rewards     We Are Waiting for Your Challenge!      It's here again this year!      Winter Challenge Mission!!      Tons of sub-missions available, as well! [11:43] KONOHA     So this is what they meant by punishment. [11:46] SIGN     Due to your failure to meet specified requirements within the allotted     time frame, the organization has assigned you a special mission.      If you decline, it will be considered a betrayal of the organization,     and you will be subject to information-protective measures (elimination°1).     Thank you for your understanding.      Assassin Ranking (Japan) Secretariat [11:49] SATOKO     Konoha-san, that's mine. It tickles. [11:57] SATOKO     Can't I join you on that job? [12:01] SATOKO     You're not even fully healed yet. [12:04] KONOHA     I know. But this job is something     I need to do on my own. [12:10] KONOHA     I was only careless that one time     because it had been a while, [12:13] KONOHA     so you don't need to worry about me now. [12:16] KONOHA     I'm more worried about you. [12:18] SATOKO     Huh? [12:19] KONOHA     You have an eyepatch.     And that ninja pursuer ran away, right? [12:23] KONOHA     Who knows when she'll attack again? [12:25] SATOKO     Don't worry! [12:28] SATOKO     If that happens, I'll chase her away again! [12:32] SATOKO     What is it? [12:34] KONOHA     Marin, I'm leaving Satoko-chan in your care. [12:37] MARIN     Y-Yeah, leave her to me. [12:39] SATOKO     What?! Why?! [12:41] SATOKO     I'm capable when I have to be, you know! [12:42] MINATO     Marin-chan! [12:45] MINATO     I wanted to hang out with you,     so I came to get you! [12:50] MARIN     Not again... [12:51] MINATO     Oh, come on. I know you're     actually happy to see me. [12:53] MARIN     No I'm not! Not at all! [12:54] MARIN     You're too close... and so loud... [12:55] MINATO     Your cheeks are so squishy again today. [12:58] KONOHA     Minato-san, was it? [13:01] KONOHA     I heard you tended to my wound. [13:06] KONOHA     So... I was wondering if you     could see to Satoko-chan— [13:09] MINATO     Nope. [13:12] MINATO     I hate her. [13:13] SATOKO     What?! Really?! [13:16] MINATO     Of course. You turned our     childhood home into leaves. [13:20] MINATO     And Marin-chan was severely     injured because of you. [13:23] MINATO     I treated Konoha-chan because     Marin-chan begged me in tears, [13:27] MINATO     but I refuse to help you. [13:29] MINATO     You can just get dentures. [13:31] MINATO     And one eye should be plenty for you. [13:33] SATOKO     What? [13:33] SIGN     What? [13:34] SATOKO     Is my eye's condition that bad? [13:37] MINATO     Hmm... I dunno. Lemme see. [13:41] MINATO     Whoa. [13:41] SIGN     Shlorp... [13:42] SATOKO     What do you mean, "whoa"? [13:43] KONOHA     How much do you want? [13:45] MINATO     I don't need your money.     I make as much as I want on my own. [13:49] KONOHA     Come on. [13:50] MINATO     Well, how about... [13:54] MINATO     This much? [13:55] SATOKO     Whoa! I've never even seen that much money! [13:58] MINATO     Guess you can't pay even     with an assassin's income. [14:04] SATOKO     I'm going grocery shopping now! [14:06] ROBOKO II     I will accompany you. [14:08] MARIN     Don't forget your disguise! [14:10] SATOKO     Right! [14:12] MARIN     Be careful. [14:14] KONOHA     Hey. I have a favor to ask. [14:17] MARIN     What's with you? [14:19] KONOHA     Can you ask your sister to treat Satoko-chan? [14:22] KONOHA     I'm sure she'd listen to you. [14:25] MARIN     Well, I bet she'd make a fuss about it. [14:28] KONOHA     I promise to pay you back later. [14:30] MARIN     Hey, I've only heard this from rumors... [14:34] MARIN     but you know how the challenge missions [14:36] MARIN     are extremely dangerous jobs     with low survival rates? [14:38] KONOHA     Yeah. [14:40] KONOHA     I kept canceling jobs and ignoring     the organization's warnings, [14:43] KONOHA     and then I got invited to it. [14:45] KONOHA     If I refuse, they'll dispose of me. [14:47] KONOHA     I have no choice but to go. [14:50] MARIN     I bet it's a convenient system to     gather all their useless assassins [14:53] MARIN     and get rid of them all together. [14:55] MARIN     You haven't been doing any     jobs lately, after all. [14:58] KONOHA     Satoko-chan was injured     because I've become weak. [15:02] KONOHA     I think this is a good     opportunity for me to get back [15:05] KONOHA     into the assassin mindset I had before. [15:07] MARIN     I don't think the current you is so bad. [15:10] MARIN     The past you wouldn't have conversations     like this or come to me for help. [15:16] MARIN     I'm happy you're like this. [15:18] KONOHA     That's the problem. [15:21] KONOHA     Ultimately, I have to keep     living as an assassin. [15:24] KONOHA     I need to pass the challenge mission,     climb the rankings, [15:28] KONOHA     get high rewards, and treat Satoko-chan's eye. [15:32] KONOHA     It's three birds with one stone. [15:34] MARIN     But don't you dare push yourself too hard! [15:37] MARIN     Your injuries were nothing     to sneeze at, either! [15:40] KONOHA     Yeah, it left a scar. [15:44] MINATO     Ninkoro! [15:46] KONOHA     Well, I'm off. I won't be back for     a while since I'll be overseas. [15:53] KONOHA     Oh. [15:54] KONOHA     If I don't come back, just assume I'm dead. [15:56] SATOKO     What? Then don't go. [16:00] SATOKO     We can quietly live together     if you quit being an assassin— [16:04] KONOHA     Sorry. [16:05] KONOHA     I'm an assassin because I've     got my own goals, too. [16:09] KONOHA     I can't remain helpless. [16:13] SATOKO     Are you still unable to     share your goals with me? [16:17] KONOHA     Well... [16:20] KONOHA     I'll tell you when I come home. [16:25] MARIN     Sh-She just set a huge death flag! [16:29] SATOKO     How long will it take for you to come home? [16:32] KONOHA     At most, two weeks? [16:34] MARIN     Hey! That's a death flag! A death flag! [16:40] MARIN     But if you realize it's a death flag and point     it out, you won't die, so you're good now. [16:50] SATOKO     Konoha-san! I'll keep in touch every day! [16:55] MARIN     All right, kunoichi! [16:57] MARIN     Let's take care of the house     while Glasses is away! [17:00] SATOKO     Yes! [17:05] SIGN     Satoko-chan     Congratulations     Today's breakfast     What did you eat, Konoha-san? [17:09] SIGN     Minato-san discovered     a basement in     our house!! [17:11] SIGN     She wants to use     it for experiments! [17:12] SIGN     Interesting. [17:12] SIGN     She wants to use     it for experiments! [17:14] SIGN     We made takoyaki [17:15] SIGN     with the invention     Marin-san made! [17:20] SIGN     Read [17:20] SIGN     Read [17:21] SIGN     There's nothing there! [17:22] SIGN     Where is that?! [17:22] SIGN     There's nothing there! [17:26] SIGN     Read [17:27] SIGN     Read [17:28] SIGN     Whoa!! [17:28] SIGN     Read [17:28] SIGN     Whoa!! [17:28] SIGN     But [17:30] SIGN     The subject would look more delicious if you     took the photo in natural lighting. [17:30] SIGN     Also, a little more negative space     would look good. [17:30] SIGN     The subject would look more delicious if you     took the photo in natural lighting. [17:31] SIGN     You got this!! [17:31] SIGN     Also, a little more negative space     would look good. [17:33] SIGN     So annoying [17:33] SIGN     Read [17:38] SIGN     I'm going to clean the front     part of the house now. [17:38] SIGN     Don't I look like a     powerful ninja? [17:42] SIGN     I'm working, so don't bother me. [17:45] ASSASSIN     Hey! Is it from your sweetheart? [17:49] ASSASSIN     I just ask because you text so often. [17:53] SIGN     I'm working, so don't bother me. [17:55] SIGN     I'm working [17:57] KONOHA     Huh? [18:01] MARIN     Kunoichi! What's wrong? [18:04] MARIN     Do you always go to the     bathroom looking like that? [18:07] SATOKO     Marin-san! Don't open the door without warning! [18:10] SATOKO     Anyway, my phone... [18:13] SATOKO     I was about to send a     message to Konoha-san and— [18:16] MARIN     What are you sending from the bathroom?! [18:18] MARIN     Wait, don't tell me you... [18:21] SATOKO     My hand slipped... and I flushed it. [18:22] SIGN     Don't flush anything except toilet paper. [18:25] SIGN     Hang up [18:26] MARIN     I contacted the company. They said it'll     take a while for them to find your phone. [18:32] SATOKO     I wonder if I need to buy a new one. [18:37] SATOKO     Oh, Marin-san. [18:39] SATOKO     I was going to Leader's house today. [18:42] SATOKO     Will you come with me?     I'm worried because it's a bit far away. [18:46] MARIN     "Leader"? [18:47] SATOKO     You've met her before, remember? [18:49] SATOKO     Back when the demon was here. [18:51] MARIN     Oh, yeah, those two. [18:54] SATOKO     Yes. Leader quit being a ninja, [18:56] SATOKO     so I'm going to pick up the     weapons she no longer uses. [18:59] MARIN     What for? [19:00] SATOKO     To fight with, of course. [19:04] SATOKO     I want to be of use to Konoha-san     beyond turning things into leaves! [19:08] MARIN     I'm worried. [19:14] KURO     Oh. [19:17] KURO     You really came. [19:18] KURO     Wait, what happened to your eye? [19:21] SATOKO     Isn't it cool? [19:22] KURO     What? Aren't you hurt? [19:24] KURO     Also, why aren't you answering my calls? [19:27] KURO     You need to at least tell me     what time you're coming over. [19:29] SATOKO     Sorry, I'm not able to     use my phone right now. [19:34] KURO     And... was she always this short? [19:36] KURO     Or is this someone else? [19:38] MARIN     No, it's me. The same Marin     you punched that one time. [19:42] KURO     Huh? How'd this happen? [19:44] MARIN     Stuff happened. [19:45] KURO     Stuff that led to you turning into a child?! [19:48] SATOKO     By the way, where's Yuriko-san? [19:50] KURO     At work. [19:52] KURO     Hey, Satoko. [19:53] KURO     That's the outfit I gave you, isn't it? [19:56] KURO     The color and style are different, though. [19:58] SATOKO     It is! I use it well every day. [20:03] MARIN     Leader-san. [20:05] MARIN     Can I properly introduce myself now? [20:08] MARIN     I'm the kunoichi—I mean, Satoko's friend.     My name's Izutsumi Marin. [20:12] MARIN     I'm an assassin. [20:14] MARIN     This is Roboko, which I made. [20:16] ROBOKO II     Bow. [20:17] KURO     She's so well-behaved for a friend of Satoko's! [20:21] SATOKO     I didn't know I was her friend! [20:24] ROBOKO II     Oh, much obliged. [20:26] KURO     Did a ninja pursuer do that? [20:29] SATOKO     Yes! Actually, Konoha-san was hurt, as well. [20:33] SATOKO     I tried really hard and     fought on equal terms, [20:35] SATOKO     and I managed to chase them away! [20:37] KURO     That's amazing! [20:40] KURO     Every ninja from our village is strong,     so the fact that a dropout like you did that... [20:45] KURO     You've really grown. [20:47] SATOKO     I plan to help Konoha-san     a lot more as a ninja! [20:51] KURO     Is that why you want my weapons? [20:54] KURO     Can you even use weapons? [20:57] SATOKO     That's... [20:58] SATOKO     I'll do my best from this point forward! [21:01] KURO     Well, I'm not using them     anymore, so it's fine. [21:04] KURO     But take proper care of these, okay? [21:06] ROBOKO II     Shing. Shing. [21:07] MARIN     I want to ask you something, Leader-san. [21:09] MARIN     Have you been attacked multiple times     since you left the village, like Satoko has? [21:13] KURO     Well, three... no, that one time     wasn't a pursuer, so twice. [21:18] KURO     Satoko was with me during those times, too. [21:20] SATOKO     What?! Is that true?! [21:22] SATOKO     I've been attacked... [21:26] SATOKO     many times! [21:28] KURO     You don't remember how many     times you were almost killed? [21:31] KURO     You're really something. [21:32] SATOKO     Oh, it's not a big deal. [21:32] MARIN     Do you have any idea why     Satoko is being pursued? [21:37] KURO     Isn't it because she stands out so much? [21:40] KURO     The other runaways blend into     society, but Satoko seems like [21:43] KURO     she has no plans to hide her     identity despite being a ninja. [21:47] KURO     Otherwise... [21:48] KURO     her leaf-turning ninjutsu is a huge threat. [21:51] SATOKO     What? This ninjutsu is a threat?! [21:54] KURO     I mean, obviously!     You really thought otherwise?! [21:56] MARIN     Were you using it without     being aware of that?! [21:58] KURO     Maybe her existence itself wasn't     meant to leave the village... [22:02] MARIN     But why did you leave the village with Satoko? [22:06] SATOKO     Oh, I know that one. [22:07] SATOKO     Konoha-san told me,     "It's better to have as much bait [22:10] SATOKO     as you can so you can save your own skin." [22:13] MARIN     Hey! Those are the kinds of words     you should keep to yourself! [22:16] KURO     That's actually true! [22:18] MARIN     It's true?! You're the worst! [22:18] SIGN     I'm really sorry,     everyone. [22:20] KURO     But there was also the fact     that she was a dropout [22:23] KURO     back at the village, so she was bullied. [22:26] KURO     So it's true that I thought     it'd be better for her [22:28] KURO     if I helped her leave the village. [22:32] SATOKO     Did Konoha-san reach out to you, Marin-san? [22:36] SATOKO     Did she ask about me? [22:38] MARIN     No, I haven't received anything. [22:39] SATOKO     Oh... [22:41] MARIN     You were messaging her every day,     but you should hold back. [22:44] MARIN     You could distract her and put her in danger     while she does her assassination work. [22:48] ROBOKO II     I very much agree. [22:50] SATOKO     What? But Konoha-san would be worried     if I suddenly stopped contacting her. [22:55] MARIN     You really think she's that type? [23:07] SIGN     I'm working, so don't bother me. [23:07] SIGN     Hello? [23:07] SIGN     Hey. [23:08] KONOHA     She hasn't replied... [23:15] KONOHA     Huh? [23:27] SIGN     To Be Continued [23:29] SIGN     Next [23:29] SIGN     Episode [23:30] SATOKO     Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview! SIGN    Final Chapter [23:33] SATOKO     She's not replying... [23:35] SATOKO     This is a sad episode title     to have to say by myself... 12 - A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ANNOUNCEMENT     Okay, today's lunchtime     tune is "Yarenno? Endless," [00:07] ANNOUNCEMENT     requested by Yamaguchi Akane from Class 2-A. [00:15] YOSHIDA     Koga-san's been away for so long... [00:32] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [01:50] SIGN     A Ninja and an Assassin     Under One Roof [01:50] SIGN     Leaf 12 [01:52] SIGN     Your backed up data     has been retrieved. [01:52] SATOKO     Marin-san! My data came back! [01:57] MARIN     Good thing you had all your     data in cloud storage. [02:01] SATOKO     Cloud? [02:02] ROBOKO II     It is a data storage space on the Internet. [02:05] SATOKO     Time to reach out to Konoha-san! [02:09] SATOKO     Oh? I have a missed call from Konoha-san from when my phone was missing. [02:12] SIGN     Konoha-san [02:12] SIGN     Missed Call 1 [02:14] SATOKO     That's rare. [02:16] SATOKO     I wonder what she wanted to say. [02:18] MARIN     Maybe it was an accident. [02:23] SATOKO     She won't answer. [02:24] MARIN     She is abroad.     Maybe the signal's not very good. [02:29] MARIN     But she should be coming home soon. [02:31] SATOKO     You're right! [02:33] SATOKO     It's been nearly two weeks, after all. [02:36] MARIN     Oh, yeah. [02:37] MARIN     There's somewhere I need     you to go for me today. [02:39] ROBOKO II     A-hup. [02:42] SIGN     Dental Assassiates [02:42] SATOKO     So this is what people call the "dentist"! [02:44] SIGN     Teeth [02:46] SATOKO     We didn't have anything     like this in the village! [02:48] MARIN     All right. First, let's get you a new tooth! [02:49] SIGN     Dental Assassiates [02:54] SATOKO     M-Marin-san...     Please don't let go of my hand... [02:57] DENTIST     Okay, open wide. [02:58] MARIN     O-Okay! [02:59] SIGN     Teeth [03:04] SATOKO     It's back to normal! [03:06] MARIN     Whoa, it looks good as new! [03:06] SIGN     Dental Assassiates [03:08] SATOKO     Thank you so much, Marin-san! [03:11] SATOKO     Oh. I need to send a picture to Konoha-san! [03:15] SIGN     My tooth is back to normal [03:20] MINATO     How long are you staying     at this house, Marin-chan? [03:23] MARIN     It's dangerous to leave the kunoichi alone,     especially with Glasses being away. [03:28] SATOKO     Marin-san... [03:30] MINATO     She's the one being targeted. You have     nothing to do with this, Marin-chan. [03:35] MARIN     Glasses left her in my care.     Plus, she's my friend. [03:42] MARIN     I can't just abandon my friends. [03:45] SATOKO     Marin-san! [03:48] MINATO     I came to treat your eye because     Marin-chan begged me. [03:52] MINATO     How about I give you some     modifications as a special bonus? [03:56] SATOKO     Modifications? [03:58] SATOKO     No, I'm fine with just normal treatment... [04:01] MINATO     Wouldn't you like a useful eye so you     can work better with Konoha-chan? [04:05] SATOKO     If I have one, will I be of use to Konoha-san? [04:09] MINATO     Of course! [04:10] MINATO     You'll be able to do more than just see! [04:13] SATOKO     Huh... Well, I guess I can try... [04:16] MINATO     Normal treatment would be too boring. [04:18] MINATO     I'll tack on a whole bunch     of extra stuff for you! [04:21] SATOKO     Let's do it! I would love that! [04:24] SIGN     Today's breakfast was curry. [04:24] SIGN     Minato-san told me     she can fix my eye. [04:24] SIGN     She said she'll do an extra-special     treatment, so please look forward to it! [04:27] MARIN     Don't come near me... [04:29] MINATO     Good one, Marin-chan,     but I won't fall for that trick! [04:32] MARIN     Stop... Hey! Hey! [04:34] SIGN     I'd like to go to that one     restaurant we went to again. [04:34] SIGN     Was it called Tadoya-san? [04:34] SIGN     There's miso soup     waiting for you. [04:34] SIGN     I saw someone who     looked like you. [04:35] MINATO     So cute! Marin-chan! [04:36] MARIN     Your methods are not fair! I'm gonna die! [04:37] SATOKO     Konoha-san... [04:48] MINATO     Okay! [04:48] MINATO     The experiment—I mean... [04:51] MINATO     The treatment will now begin! [04:52] SATOKO     Huh? Did you just say "experiment"? [04:55] MINATO     It's been a while since I've worked     on a live human! I'm getting excited! [04:59] MARIN     Remember to treat her, too. [04:59] RABOKO II     Spin, spin, spin... [05:02] MINATO     First and foremost... [05:04] MINATO     An eye that has flame effects! [05:06] MARIN     No way! [05:07] MARIN     That's so cool! [05:08] MINATO     Right? Right? [05:12] SATOKO     It's hot... [05:14] SATOKO     Is this actually on fire? [05:21] MINATO     Okay! On to the next experiment! [05:23] MINATO     An eye that summons lighting! [05:25] SATOKO     What?! [05:26] MARIN     Is there anyone who dislikes lightning? [05:28] MARIN     Oh, man, it's too cool! You're a genius! [05:29] MINATO     Come on, Satoko-chan.     Bring forth some lighting! [05:32] SATOKO     O-Okay! [05:37] MINATO     Okay, next is an eye that     can produce infinite water! [05:42] SATOKO     Huh? It won't stop! [05:44] MINATO     An eye with explosive tears! [05:47] SATOKO     Ka-shing! [05:47] MINATO     An eye that can blow up anything it looks at! [05:50] MINATO     It has a 20-meter radius! [05:56] MARIN     Me, me, me, me! I'm next! [05:58] SATOKO     This isn't a toy, you know. [05:59] MARIN     I know. [06:01] MARIN     You'd prefer to have something     useful rather than cool, right? [06:05] SATOKO     Huh? [06:05] MARIN     Therefore I bestow upon you... [06:07] MARIN     Roboko's eye! [06:09] MARIN     Using the parts of your     fallen foe as your own... [06:13] MARIN     How metal is that?! [06:17] SIGN     Profile      Izutsumi Marin      Age: 18 (Appears 10)      Occupation: Assassin      Hobbies: Tinkering with mechs.     modifications, watching Koga Konoha      Good at: Making mechs      Skills: Can sometimes make amazing inventions      Likes: Konoha, Satoko, the robots she makes, bread      Dislikes: Apple, sour things, cleaning,     her sister post-reunion      Personality: Good at taking care of others, gets lonely      Cellphone: Android [06:17] SATOKO     This is amazing! [06:19] SIGN     Profile      Izutsumi Minato      Age: 23 (Appears 15)      Occupation: Doctor      Hobbies: Thinking about Marin-chan      Good at: Making medicine,     human body and anatomy modifications      Skills: Extremely intelligent      Likes: Marin-chan      Dislikes: Satoko      Personality: Gets out of control when it comes to her sister [06:19] MARIN     That's not all. [06:21] MARIN     You can use the Roboko beam! [06:24] SATOKO     What?! That thing Konoha-san     was raving about?! [06:28] MARIN     Correct! Go on, try it. [06:30] MARIN     The release button is here. [06:32] SATOKO     Okay! [06:34] SATOKO     Will this just explode again? [06:37] MARIN     It's okay this time. [06:38] MINATO     Hurry! Hurry! [06:43] SIGN     Calls from Konoha-san: 0 [06:43] SIGN     Messages from Konoha-san: 0 [06:43] SIGN     Satoko's Vitals: Healthy [06:43] SIGN     Today's menu is undecided.     Think about it [06:43] SIGN     Konoha-san.jpg [06:43] SIGN     Shopping list: 6/8      Soy sauce, eggs, detergent      rice, milk, toilet paper,      oil, dashi stock [06:43] SIGN     Miso soup: Delicious      Keeping warm 75C [06:43] SIGN     Rice cooker     Time until cooked: 25 minutes [06:48] SATOKO     Could it be... Konoha-san? [06:51] SATOKO     Welcome hom— [06:55] YOSHIDA     Hello. [06:56] YOSHIDA     Huh? Are you okay, Satoko-chan? [06:58] YOSHIDA     Is that a new cosplay? [07:00] SATOKO     Oh, I'm working on a few     modifications for my eye. [07:04] YOSHIDA     It's cute. [07:06] SATOKO     Did you need something, Yoshida-san? [07:08] YOSHIDA     I came to bring Koga-san's     belongings from her locker. [07:14] YOSHIDA     People were starting to complain     that it was too messy. [07:21] YOSHIDA     Is Koga-san back? [07:23] YOSHIDA     She told me she was visiting a     relative who lives very far away [07:26] YOSHIDA     and would be gone for a while. [07:29] YOSHIDA     But it's been three weeks, and she     won't respond to my messages. [07:33] SATOKO     It's true. [07:35] SATOKO     But Konoha-san should come home any day now... [07:39] SATOKO     Wait! Has it been that long already?! [07:42] YOSHIDA     It's past her expected return date? [07:44] YOSHIDA     That's worrisome. [07:54] SATOKO     Marin-san, are you heading out? [07:56] MARIN     It's for work.     You're coming with me, kunoichi. [08:00] MINATO     What? But we finally get to     hang out together. Let's play! [08:04] MARIN     I can't just do that. [08:06] MARIN     If I don't start doing my jobs, [08:09] MARIN     I'll end up like Glasses and get     roped into a penalty job... [08:11] SATOKO     What? Is that the kind of     job Konoha-san is doing? [08:16] MARIN     Shoot... [08:18] MINATO     You didn't know? [08:20] MINATO     She went out to earn the     money to treat your eye. [08:24] SATOKO     No... Konoha-san's... [08:27] MARIN     Sis! I told you not to say that! [08:29] MINATO     Oh? Did you? [08:32] MARIN     It's not what you think, kunoichi! [08:33] MARIN     Well, it is, but... [08:35] MARIN     Either way, it's a job she had to do, [08:37] MARIN     and she can get a ton of money for it, so... [08:39] MARIN     Wait, I didn't mean she's doing it for     the money... It's also for your sake... [08:43] MARIN     Er, wait, this isn't something you should     feel guilty about... What I mean is... [08:46] MINATO     You're so cute when you're     panicking, Marin-chan! [08:49] SATOKO     Is that what was happening? [08:51] MARIN     Either way, don't worry. [08:54] MARIN     I know it's going to be tougher than usual, [08:57] MARIN     but I'm sure Glasses will     come home safe and sound! [09:01] SATOKO     You're right! [09:02] MARIN     Yup, yup! [09:03] MINATO     Will this one's body hold out     until she comes home, though? [09:07] SATOKO     Huh? [09:09] SATOKO     Konoha-san, please hurry home! [09:16] SATOKO     I didn't realize being an assassin     was such a dangerous occupation. [09:20] SATOKO     I had no idea. [09:22] MARIN     Of course it is. It's assassin work. [09:24] MARIN     They do a lot of things     that can't be made public. [09:27] MARIN     Once you join, it's not easy to get out. [09:30] MARIN     You ninjas get pursued as runaways     if you leave the village, right? [09:35] MARIN     It's the same with assassin organizations. [09:38] MARIN     Even when we're not paying attention, [09:40] MARIN     the people in the organization are     always watching us, wherever we go. [09:43] MARIN     Haven't you noticed suspicious people     lurking around everywhere you go? [09:48] GIRL     Thank you for the balloon! [09:54] SIGN     Pachinko [09:54] SATOKO     Could it be Yoshida-san?! [09:56] MARIN     Who are you talking about? [10:08] SATOKO     It's done. [10:10] MARIN     You're not going to use     your Roboko eye here? [10:13] SATOKO     Oh, I forgot. [10:16] SIGN     Minato-san told me she can fix my eye.      She said she'll do an extra-special treatment,     so please look forward to it!      We went through disasters related to     fire, lighting, and water.      Konoha-san, is work okay?     Please don't push yourself.      Marin-san's robot repaired     our house for us again.      Yoshida-san came by to drop off     your belongings from school.      I'm helping Marin-san with her work today. [10:17] SATOKO     Konoha-san still hasn't contacted me. [10:21] SATOKO     She hasn't even seen the     messages I sent her. [10:24] MARIN     I also reached out to her since I was     worried, but haven't heard back. [10:29] MARIN     She's not dead, is she? [10:31] (Flashback) KONOHA     Oh. If I don't come back,     just assume I'm dead. [10:36] SATOKO     If Konoha-san really died... [10:40] SATOKO     What am I supposed to do from now on? [10:50] YUKARI     Whoa, there. [10:51] YUKARI     I'll be taking the reward of that     guy you turned into leaves. [10:56] YUKARI     Along with both of your heads! [10:59] SATOKO     This card is... [11:00] MARIN     A pursuer! [11:01] SATOKO     Marin-san! [11:02] SATOKO     That's the ninja I drove away! [11:04] YUKARI     You so graciously took care     of me that time, Satoko. [11:08] SATOKO     Huh? Did you gain weight? [11:10] YUKARI     No I didn't, stupid! [11:12] YUKARI     You think I sat around and did nothing     this whole time I plotted to kill you? [11:17] SATOKO     You didn't show up for weeks.     I thought you'd given up. [11:25] MARIN     Not good! [11:26] ROBOKO II     Master! [11:29] YUKARI     C'mon! [11:30] MARIN     Roboko! [11:34] SATOKO     Marin-san?! [11:37] YUKARI     I'll show you my magic tricks. [11:41] SATOKO     Huh? Wait! [11:45] YUKARI     As I thought. You can't turn     living things into leaves. [11:54] SATOKO     Why?! [11:55] YUKARI     You thought I'd fall for the same trick? [11:59] SATOKO     An octopus? [12:00] YUKARI     Is it me, or are you weaker?     You've got a lame eye now, too. [12:05] YUKARI     See ya. [12:07] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:10] SATOKO     Ouch. [12:10] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:15] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:17] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:18] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:25] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:26] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:27] ROBOKO     Roboko beam! [12:32] YUKARI     That's such a cheat. [12:48] YUKARI     You little... Die! Die! [12:50] YUKARI     Scaring me like that! [12:55] YUKARI     C'mon! C'mon! [12:57] YUKARI     Time to end this... [13:01] YUKARI     Shit! [13:11] KONOHA     Oh. A dead ninja. [13:17] SATOKO     Ninkoro. [13:20] KONOHA     Ninkoro. [13:43] SATOKO     Konoha-san... Welcome home! [13:48] KONOHA     I'm home. [13:51] YUKARI     Assassin... [13:53] YUKARI     What's with that getup? [13:58] KONOHA     Huh? [13:59] KONOHA     I don't need to hear that from you. [14:01] KONOHA     How upsetting. [14:03] YUKARI     I was able to get you last time. [14:05] YUKARI     What makes you think you can win     now, especially with one arm?! [14:11] KONOHA     I wonder. [14:12] KONOHA     I wasn't at my best back then. [14:14] KONOHA     Plus... [14:19] KONOHA     I was alone back then. [14:22] KONOHA     But now there are two of us. [14:24] YUKARI     Shut up. [14:25] YUKARI     What difference is one or two     good-for-nothings going to make? [14:33] SATOKO     Job complete! [14:39] KONOHA     Now, let's get Marin and     Roboko and head home. [14:45] SATOKO     Konoha-san, um... [14:48] SATOKO     Y-Your arm! [14:51] KONOHA     Oh, yeah. [14:52] KONOHA     I got in a bit of a bind, is all. [14:54] SATOKO     That's not just a bit... [14:55] KONOHA     It's all right. [14:58] KONOHA     I brought it back in one piece. [14:59] SIGN     Requires Refrigeration     This is raw flesh.     Please keep away from direct sunlight     and high temperatures.     Surgically reattach within the day. [15:00] SATOKO     Your arm! [15:18] SIGN     A Few Days Later [15:21] ALL     Let's eat! [15:28] SATOKO     Are you okay now, Marin-san and Roboko? [15:32] MARIN     I only fainted, so my injuries were minor. [15:36] ROBOKO II     No need to worry about me, either. [15:39] SATOKO     I'm glad we're all back safe and sound. [15:43] MINATO     Since you seem to be doing fine, do you     want to continue being my guinea pig? [15:47] SATOKO     No way. [15:49] KONOHA     What did you all do while I was away? [15:52] SATOKO     Oh, Konoha-san, I updated     you about it every day! [15:56] SATOKO     These two were so mean! [15:58] KONOHA     Oh, right. [16:00] KONOHA     Sorry, my phone broke,     so I didn't see any of that. [16:04] KONOHA     But I couldn't get in touch     with you, either, Satoko-chan. [16:08] SATOKO     Th-That's because... [16:10] SATOKO     I accidentally flushed it down the toilet... [16:13] MARIN     She used the toilet in the weirdest     position. It freaked me out. [16:16] KONOHA     What? [16:17] KONOHA     Didn't I tell you not to use the     bathroom that way anymore? [16:17] SIGN     Please use the toilet sitting down. [16:25] MARIN     Anyway, Glasses... [16:26] MARIN     I'm amazed you came home partway     through the challenge mission. [16:30] KONOHA     Well, normally, losing an arm wouldn't     be enough to be allowed to withdraw. [16:34] KONOHA     But I killed five or six enemy     executives during that mission. [16:40] KONOHA     So I negotiated with the organization, [16:42] KONOHA     and I was able to come     back on the condition [16:44] KONOHA     that I'd get no reward and     my rank wouldn't change. [16:47] MARIN     But why did you decide to     come back all of a sudden? [16:50] MARIN     If you'd kept going, you could have gone up     in the rankings and gotten a big reward. [16:55] KONOHA     Yeah, but... [16:57] KONOHA     Satoko-chan suddenly stopped contacting me. [17:03] MARIN     What? [17:04] MARIN     You mean you really came back because     you were worried about the kunoichi? [17:12] MARIN     Seriously? [17:21] SATOKO     Marin-san said they're     going to a super spa now. [17:25] KONOHA     Uh-huh. [17:29] SATOKO     I'm glad your arm was able to be reattached. [17:32] KONOHA     It's amazing, right? [17:33] KONOHA     I was a bit scared since     the surgery seemed shady. [17:35] SATOKO     I'm glad Minato-san decided to treat     you because you saved Marin-san. [17:42] KONOHA     And I'm glad your eye was treated, too. [17:44] SATOKO     Yes! Thank you so much, Konoha-san. [17:48] KONOHA     For what? [17:51] KONOHA     Hm? Wait a minute. [17:53] KONOHA     Aren't the colors of your eyes different? [17:55] SATOKO     Huh? Are they? [17:57] KONOHA     Those two did a sloppy job... [17:59] KONOHA     I'll have them redo it. [18:01] SATOKO     It's all right! [18:04] SATOKO     For me, this is my first victory as well as     my medal for being able to protect you! [18:09] SATOKO     I like that this is proof of that! [18:13] KONOHA     What a cool thing to say. [18:16] KONOHA     As for my scar, it's just     proof that I screwed up. [18:19] SATOKO     That's not true! [18:23] SATOKO     The scars on your belly and arm... [18:25] SATOKO     They're both scars you got for my sake. [18:29] KONOHA     Well... I guess... [18:37] KONOHA     You're right. We're even, then. [18:40] SATOKO     Exactly! We're even! [18:43] KONOHA     Though it was for my own sake, too. [18:46] SATOKO     There you go again. [18:49] SATOKO     Oh! That's right! [18:53] SATOKO     You promised you'd tell me     when you came back, right? [18:59] KONOHA     About what? [19:00] SATOKO     Don't play dumb! [19:02] SATOKO     Your reason for wanting to     climb the assassin rankings! [19:09] KONOHA     Do you regret meeting me and     living like this, Satoko-chan? [19:16] SATOKO     Not at all! I'm having fun! [19:19] SATOKO     I can't imagine living any other way! [19:24] SATOKO     From your side of things, your ranking     has dropped, and you're also in debt. [19:29] SATOKO     You're in a worse situation     than when we first met. [19:33] SATOKO     I'm sorry. [19:36] KONOHA     That's not true. [19:42] KONOHA     I see. Then... [19:49] KONOHA     This is just between the two of us, okay? [21:23] SIGN     The End [21:30] SIGN     I heard that the ninja from last time showed up again. Are you okay? [21:33] SIGN     Inbox [21:33] SIGN     Satoko [21:33] SIGN     Everything's good! [21:37] KURO     What did I tell you? [21:39] KURO     She's totally fine. [21:44] YURIKO     What a relief. [21:46] YURIKO     I'd like to eat with them again. [21:51] SIGN     Sisters forever [21:51] SIGN     Together forever [21:52] MINATO     You're so cute, Marin-chan! [21:55] MINATO     Let's take another! [21:57] MARIN     That's enough... [22:01] SIGN     School Commute Path [22:03] YOSHIDA     See you tomorrow. [22:10] SIGN     Caution: Merging Traffic [22:14] SIGN     Stop [22:17] SATOKO     Sorry for the wait, Konoha-san! [22:27] KANON     Yes, I found you! [22:28] KANON     The runaway ninja and Assassin-san! [22:30] KANON     This is a dead end! [22:35] KANON     Yippee! [22:36] KANON     Nice to meet you! [22:37] KANON     I am a pursuer from the village,     Kusagakure Kanon-chan! [22:40] KANON     Hey, hey. [22:41] KANON     What do you think my ninjutsu is? [22:45] KANON     Of course I'm not telling you! [22:48] KANON     I want you two to regret it once you die! [22:58] SATOKO     Good work today! [23:02] KONOHA     We'll have to work hard again     since my ranking went down. [23:05] SATOKO     Yes! [23:06] SATOKO     Today's just the beginning! [23:09] KONOHA     You're right. [23:11] KONOHA     Let's do our best together. [23:24] SATOKO     Yes! [23:34] SIGN     290 Glasses and Shinobi     Promising 45 reviews     New Review     Thank you for your quick correspondence.     I was skeptical at first because of the     negative reviews, but my targets disappeared     as if they'd been spirited away!     Amazing! I'll use your service next time, as well.     Anon (Female)