Season 1
- 1 - A Ninja and an Assassin Meet
- 2 - Daily Life of a Ninja and an Assassin
- 3 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Job
- 4 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
- 5 - A Robot and an Assassin Under One Roof
- 6 - A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof
- 7 - An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
- 8 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
- 9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
- 10 - A Ninja and a Baby Assassin
- 11 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big Dilemma
- 12 - A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof
1 - A Ninja and an Assassin Meet
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[00:13] SIGN
Danger Ahead
Leaving the village is forbidden.
[00:18] NARRATOR
2025.
[01:28] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:46] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin Meet
[02:48] SIGN
Leaf 1
[02:54] ANNOUNCEMENT
Now, today's lunchtime tune
is "One-Sided Karaage Love,"
[02:58] ANNOUNCEMENT
Requested by Yamaguchi
Akane-san from Class 1-B.
[03:05] KONOHA
Guess I'll go home.
[03:09] YOSHIDA
Koga-san? Do you feel unwell again today?
[03:12] KONOHA
Well, you could say that.
[03:14] KONOHA
Later.
[03:15] YOSHIDA
Take care.
[03:27] KONOHA
Oh.
[03:28] KONOHA
A dead ninja.
[03:34] SATOKO
Please wait!
[03:35] SATOKO
Are you really going to
just kick me and leave?!
[03:39] SATOKO
I beg you...
[03:41] SATOKO
Could you please give me something to eat?
[03:46] KONOHA
Um, what do you expect me to do?
[03:48] KONOHA
I don't have any food on me,
nor any reason to give you some.
[03:52] SATOKO
You just kicked me, though!
[03:54] SATOKO
Oh... I feel faint after yelling...
[03:59] KONOHA
Um... Is this my fault?
[04:02] SIGN
Tadoya
[04:05] SIGN
Health
[04:05] SIGN
Heart
[04:06] EMPLOYEE
Thank you for waiting.
[04:07] EMPLOYEE
Here's your chicken nanban karaage plate.
[04:11] SATOKO
Huh? Where am I?
[04:14] SATOKO
Whoa. This is...
[04:16] SATOKO
Can I... e-eat this?
[04:21] KONOHA
Time to eat.
[04:24] SATOKO
Huh?
[04:32] KONOHA
Huh? Hey.
[04:34] KONOHA
You dead?
[04:36] SATOKO
What is this? Torture?
[04:38] SATOKO
This has to be torture.
[04:39] SATOKO
I've been trained in dealing
with torture, you know!
[04:42] KONOHA
Whoa. You're suddenly using ninja-ish terms.
[04:45] KONOHA
Here.
[04:46] SATOKO
Huh?
[04:47] KONOHA
This place has free refills on rice and soup,
so eat as much as you want.
[04:47] SIGN
°Refills are usually provided solely for those who ordered.
[04:53] SATOKO
Really?!
[04:57] SATOKO
Thank you so much for helping me today!
[05:00] SATOKO
My name is Kusagakure Satoko.
[05:03] SATOKO
May I ask what your name is?
[05:08] KONOHA
Konoha.
[05:09] SATOKO
Konoha-san! What a lovely name.
[05:12] SATOKO
You're my savior, Konoha-san!
[05:14] KONOHA
Uh-huh.
[05:16] KONOHA
By the way, why was a ninja like you
passed out on the side of the street?
[05:20] SATOKO
Well, you see...
[05:21] SIGN
Ninja Village
[05:22] (Flashback) KURO
All we do is train every day
deep in these mountains!
[05:25] (Flashback) KURO
Don't you want to know
about the outside world?!
[05:25] SIGN
Ninja Killing
[05:27] NINJAS
Yeah!
[05:28] (Flashback) KURO
Don't you want to live a normal life?!
[05:30] (Flashback) NINJAS
Yeah!
[05:32] (Flashback) KURO
Yeah! Don't you agree, Satoko?
[05:32] SIGN
Tea
[05:34] (Flashback) SATOKO
It sounds lovely.
[05:36] (Flashback) KURO
All right! We leave tonight!
[05:37] (Flashback) SATOKO
Huh?
[05:39] (Flashback) NINJA A
We finally made it to the city!
[05:41] (Flashback) SATOKO
Hold on—
[05:41] (Flashback) NINJA B
Our trackers are still on our tail!
[05:43] (Flashback) NINJA C
Are we the only survivors?!
[05:45] (Flashback) SATOKO
Um...
[05:45] (Flashback) KURO
Damn it!
[05:46] (Flashback) KURO
All because I led you all to listen to me...
[05:48] (Flashback) NINJA D
Don't lose hope!
[05:49] (Flashback) NINJA D
I'm sure everyone's resolve when
deciding to leave home was strong!
[05:53] (Flashback) KURO
If we stay in a group here,
we'll be caught in no time!
[05:55] (Flashback) KURO
We'll split off from here on!
[05:57] (Flashback) KURO
Live in good health, everyone!
[05:59] (Flashback) ALL
Disperse!
[06:02] (Flashback) SATOKO
I... I responded to them without thinking,
and now I'm a runaway ninja...
[06:08] SATOKO
So that's the story.
[06:09] KONOHA
Stuff like that happens?
[06:12] SATOKO
May I have some more?
[06:23] SATOKO
Thank you very much.
[06:25] SATOKO
That employee was staring
at us the whole time, huh?
[06:28] SATOKO
I wonder why.
[06:30] KONOHA
It's probably nothing.
[06:34] SATOKO
Next time, I'd like to try the karaage, too!
[06:37] KONOHA
Huh? Next time?
[06:44] SATOKO
Is something the matter?
[06:48] FUMIKO
Found you, Satoko!
[06:50] SATOKO
S-Senpai?!
[06:52] FUMIKO
You know the village rules.
[06:54] FUMIKO
Runaway ninjas must die!
[06:55] SATOKO
P-Please wait!
[06:56] SATOKO
I wasn't actually trying to run away...
[06:58] FUMIKO
You can't fool me!
[06:59] FUMIKO
Do you know how many times
we've caught you running away?
[07:02] SATOKO
A-Around three?
[07:04] FUMIKO
Try eight!
[07:05] SATOKO
It's a misunderstanding!
[07:07] SATOKO
I sorta got roped into—
[07:08] FUMIKO
Stop lying!
[07:09] FUMIKO
Whenever there are runaway
shinobi, you're always there!
[07:12] FUMIKO
There are even rumors that
you're leading them!
[07:14] FUMIKO
To top it off, you even got a
civilian involved this time!
[07:17] FUMIKO
I don't know how much you told her,
but I'll have to kill her, too!
[07:21] KONOHA
Oh. I got it out.
[07:22] FUMIKO
We can't let anyone live after learning
that we, the Kusagakure clan,
[07:25] FUMIKO
are a shinobi group that secretly
carries out assassination
[07:28] FUMIKO
and espionage requests from the country!
[07:30] SATOKO
Uh, Senpai, I haven't said
a word about any of that.
[07:34] KONOHA
Interesting. The tip of the
kunai is laced with poison.
[07:39] FUMIKO
When did you...
[07:42] KONOHA
I don't know about the owner of the weapon
getting affected by their own poison.
[07:46] KONOHA
That's all you've got, even though
you're ranked higher than me?
[07:52] FUMIKO
Ranking?
[07:54] FUMIKO
Damn... You're not just any civilian.
[07:58] KONOHA
Oh. Did I say that out loud?
[08:06] SATOKO
Senpai...
[08:08] KONOHA
Were you two close?
[08:11] SATOKO
No. I couldn't think of any
good memories with her.
[08:14] KONOHA
I see.
[08:15] KONOHA
Now, what should I do with her corpse?
[08:19] SATOKO
You can leave that to me!
[08:21] KONOHA
Huh? What are you going to do?
[08:23] SATOKO
I don't really have good battle skills...
[08:36] SATOKO
But I know the ninjutsu for
turning things into leaves!
[08:42] SATOKO
Um, excuse me!
[08:44] SATOKO
I was thinking...
[08:46] SATOKO
You seem too used to this, Konoha-san.
[08:51] KONOHA
I guess I can tell you.
[08:53] KONOHA
Yeah.
[08:54] KONOHA
I'm an assassin.
[08:57] SATOKO
A-Assassin?!
[08:59] SATOKO
They really exist?
[09:01] KONOHA
This coming from a ninja?
[09:02] KONOHA
Yeah, we do. That senpai of yours just now?
[09:06] KONOHA
She's probably also an assassin.
[09:08] KONOHA
There are rankings for assassins,
[09:11] KONOHA
and everyone at the top is named "Kusagakure."
[09:14] KONOHA
So I'm thinking there are quite a few
assassins that come from your village.
[09:17] SATOKO
Huh...
[09:18] KONOHA
"Huh"? That's it?
[09:19] KONOHA
I want to get to the top,
[09:22] KONOHA
but we're not ranked on kill count alone.
[09:24] KONOHA
We're also ranked based on how
well we can clean up on-site.
[09:27] KONOHA
I'm not really good at that,
which is why I stay at a low rank.
[09:32] KONOHA
You understand why I shared
all this info with you, right?
[09:35] SATOKO
Huh?
[09:35] SIGN
Huh?
[09:37] SATOKO
Oh, I get that a lot.
[09:39] SATOKO
People say I'm very easy to talk to!
[09:43] KONOHA
I don't think you get it.
[09:45] KONOHA
I want you to pair up with
me and work together.
[09:50] SATOKO
Nin-Koro.
[09:53] KONOHA
Nin-Koro.
[09:56] KONOHA
This means high-ranking ninjas
will be coming after you.
[10:00] KONOHA
I'll protect you from them.
[10:03] KONOHA
In exchange, I want you
to help me with my work.
[10:07] KONOHA
What do you say?
[10:08] SATOKO
Um... What happens if I refuse?
[10:13] SATOKO
Please say something.
[10:23] MICHIRU
Senpai? Where are you? Fumiko-senpai!
[10:27] MICHIRU
It's me, Michiru!
[10:29] SATOKO
Eh? Huh?
[10:31] MICHIRU
Oh! A runaway ninja!
[10:33] MICHIRU
Huh? Where's Senpai?
[10:37] MICHIRU
Oh, well!
[10:56] MICHIRU
Hey! Don't dodge them!
[10:59] MICHIRU
I'm gonna do it again, okay? Don't move!
[11:02] KONOHA
Huh? N-No thanks!
[11:04] MICHIRU
Hey! Don't run away!
[11:09] KONOHA
Can you do that thing again?
[11:11] SATOKO
O-Of course!
[11:16] KONOHA
I'm amazed.
[11:19] KONOHA
So, about your answer...
[11:24] SATOKO
How could I refuse?
[11:26] SATOKO
I got rid of Senpai and can't
go back to the village, so...
[11:29] SATOKO
The idea that you would
protect a drifter like me...
[11:33] SATOKO
Please let me help you!
[11:34] SATOKO
Wait, why are you wielding that kunai?
[11:37] KONOHA
Well, I was going to kill you if you refused.
[11:39] SATOKO
That's so disturbing!
[11:40] SATOKO
Also, that won't do.
[11:43] SATOKO
You need to dispose
of the murder weapon.
[11:45] KONOHA
Wanna marry me?
[11:46] SATOKO
You're that impressed?!
[11:54] KONOHA
This is it.
[11:58] KONOHA
I'm hungry...
[11:59] SATOKO
I'm good at cooking!
[12:01] KONOHA
Even though you're a ninja?
[12:02] SATOKO
Since I'm such a failure,
all I did was chores and odd jobs,
[12:06] SATOKO
so I naturally became skilled at housework.
[12:12] KONOHA
Well, come in.
[12:14] KONOHA
This will be your home from now on.
[12:17] SATOKO
My home!
[12:24] SATOKO
Wh-What a mess!
[12:25] KONOHA
Can you just turn the garbage
around here into leaves?
[12:28] KONOHA
And I'm leaving dinner to you.
[12:30] SATOKO
She's already bossing me around.
[12:33] KONOHA
So good!
[12:35] KONOHA
I never thought I'd get to eat food this good.
[12:38] KONOHA
You sure were a great find.
[12:39] SATOKO
By the way, Konoha-san...
[12:41] SATOKO
You have a lot of mail
stuffed in your mailbox.
[12:44] SATOKO
All the recipient names are different,
and not one of them has your name on it.
[12:48] SATOKO
What could that mean?
[12:49] KONOHA
Konoha? Oh, yeah, that's my name.
What about it?
[12:53] SATOKO
Huh? Is it a fake name?!
[12:55] SATOKO
What's your real name?
[12:57] KONOHA
Can you bring me the cake
that's in the fridge?
[13:01] SATOKO
So you're not going to tell me...
[13:04] KONOHA
So good!
[13:05] SATOKO
Looks delicious...
[13:07] KONOHA
I bought this with my own
hard-earned money,
[13:11] KONOHA
so I can't give you any.
[13:13] SATOKO
But we haven't even worked together yet!
[13:16] SATOKO
I also made tonight's dinner!
[13:19] KONOHA
Oh, yeah.
[13:20] KONOHA
Here, then.
[13:22] SATOKO
Huh?
[13:23] SATOKO
Yummy!
[13:24] KONOHA
Make my lunch tomorrow, too.
[13:26] SATOKO
Sure! Leave it to me!
[13:44] KONOHA
Well, I'm off to school.
[13:47] SATOKO
What? You really are a student?!
[13:50] KONOHA
What did you think I was?
[13:51] SATOKO
Well, I thought it was a disguise
to hide from the world.
[13:55] SIGN
Huh?
[13:55] KONOHA
Huh?
[13:55] KONOHA
So, what?
[13:55] SIGN
High School Girl
[13:56] KONOHA
You thought I was someone
[13:58] KONOHA
who'd wear a school uniform
even though they're not a student?
[14:01] KONOHA
I have friends at my school, too, you know.
[14:04] SATOKO
What? No way!
[14:05] KONOHA
Excuse me? Why'd you react like that?
[14:07] SATOKO
Oh, no reason! N-Never mind!
[14:11] SATOKO
I see.
[14:13] SATOKO
So that's why she wanted me to make
her lunch. Because she's a student.
[14:23] SATOKO
I thought we could go around
town together, though.
[14:26] SATOKO
Wait.
[14:27] SATOKO
She forgot her lunch!
[14:29] SATOKO
I need to get this to her, or her lunch will...
[14:35] SATOKO
Where's her school?
[14:37] SATOKO
No! I may be a good-for-nothing
runaway ninja, but I'm still a shinobi!
[14:40] SATOKO
Now is the time
[14:41] SATOKO
to use the skills I learned
in the ninja village!
[14:45] CHILD
Mommy, look at that.
[14:47] WOMAN
Don't look!
[14:48] KID
Hey! It's a ninja! A ninja!
[14:51] KID
What kind of ninja runs like that? So lame!
[14:53] KID
Ninjas run like this!
[14:59] YOSHIDA
What's the matter, Koga-san?
[15:01] KONOHA
Oh, uh... I forgot my lunch.
[15:04] YOSHIDA
What? Your lunch? How rare.
[15:06] YOSHIDA
Did you finally learn how to cook?
[15:08] KONOHA
Well...
[15:09] KONOHA
I'm currently living with a relative of mine.
[15:12] KONOHA
She takes care of the chores.
[15:13] YOSHIDA
What? Living together?
[15:15] SIGN
A corrupt lifestyle...
[15:15] FANTASY KONOHA
I tried it on.
[15:15] SIGN
I tried it on...
[15:15] SIGN
Shake
[15:15] SIGN
Hey, right now
is a no-no.
[15:16] FANTASY KONOHA
Hey, right now is a no-no.
[15:16] SIGN
No!
[15:16] SIGN
Strip...
[15:17] SIGN
Porn Manga
[15:18] KONOHA
Who is that in your fantasies?
[15:19] SATOKO
I finally found you!
[15:21] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:23] SATOKO
You forgot your lunch!
[15:25] KONOHA
Oh, you came all this way to bring it to me?
[15:28] KONOHA
How did you know where I was?
[15:30] SATOKO
Oh! I followed the scent of your underwear!
[15:35] KONOHA
What?
[15:35] YOSHIDA
Like a porn manga!
[15:38] YOSHIDA
Oh, so this is Satoko-chan.
[15:41] SATOKO
It's nice to meet you, um...
[15:43] KONOHA
Yoshida-san. My classmate.
[15:45] SATOKO
Yes! Yoshida-san!
[15:47] YOSHIDA
You're so polite.
[15:49] YOSHIDA
By the way, I was wondering...
[15:51] YOSHIDA
Why are you dressed as a ninja?
[15:53] SATOKO
Right! Um...
[15:55] KONOHA
Oh, she's into cosplaying.
[15:57] YOSHIDA
Oh, my!
[15:57] SIGN
Bunny
[15:57] SIGN
Pervy!!
[15:57] SIGN
Nurse
[15:59] YOSHIDA
Even though you're her relative,
[16:01] YOSHIDA
Koga-san lives alone, so there must be some
reason you came to live with her, right?
[16:06] KONOHA
Um...
[16:07] SATOKO
"Koga"?
[16:08] KONOHA
You see, Satoko-chan is my second cousin.
[16:11] KONOHA
Her parents took her to research cannibals,
but the cannibals ended up eating them.
[16:16] KONOHA
Satoko-chan was orphaned, and the
cannibals took care of her for a while
[16:19] KONOHA
until they were wiped out by another
tribe. Luckily she survived.
[16:22] KONOHA
Then she was taken in by a childless couple,
but after they had their own child,
[16:26] KONOHA
things got awkward between them.
[16:27] KONOHA
So Satoko-chan no longer had a place to stay,
[16:29] KONOHA
and my parents were asked
if they could take her in.
[16:32] KONOHA
Since my parents are
always flying around overseas
[16:34] KONOHA
and don't have the time to take care of her,
[16:36] KONOHA
she ended up living with me. Which works
because I always wanted a little sister.
[16:40] KONOHA
That's the gist of it.
[16:41] YOSHIDA
Oh, my. That must have been hard.
[16:42] SATOKO
Those cannibals sound too scary.
[16:49] KONOHA
Well, I'm going to take
her to the school entrance.
[16:52] YOSHIDA
Okay. I'll head back to the classroom.
[16:55] YOSHIDA
See you later, Satoko-chan.
[16:57] SATOKO
Okay! Let's meet again!
[17:03] SATOKO
I'll head back, then.
[17:05] SATOKO
I'm glad we got to eat lunch together.
[17:07] KONOHA
Wait.
[17:08] KONOHA
Could you wait for me until school's out?
[17:12] KONOHA
I have work right after that.
[17:14] SATOKO
What?! You mean we get to
do assassin work together?!
[17:17] KONOHA
I was planning to do it after we
get back, but this will save time.
[17:21] SATOKO
Yippee!
[17:22] KONOHA
You're too loud.
[17:23] SATOKO
Sorry...
[17:25] KONOHA
I should have you hide somewhere
[17:26] KONOHA
so you don't stand out
while school's still in session.
[17:31] SATOKO
What is it?
[17:33] KONOHA
It's just...
[17:34] KONOHA
I don't think that'll work
with you in that outfit.
[17:37] SATOKO
How rude! I'm a shinobi!
[17:40] KONOHA
Is your clan the type that wants attention?
[17:42] SATOKO
That'll harm our reputation.
[17:43] KONOHA
Well, whatever.
[17:44] KONOHA
Guess I'll just leave school early.
[17:46] SATOKO
Huh?
[17:47] SATOKO
Schools in the city are so lenient.
[17:47] SIGN
Lucky
[17:50] KONOHA
Actually, they're not.
[17:52] KONOHA
I tend to eat out a lot during lunch,
[17:56] KONOHA
so to make it easier to leave early,
I told the school that I'm physically weak.
[17:59] SATOKO
Even though you're a super strong assassin...
[18:04] SATOKO
It's finally our first job together.
I'm getting nervous.
[18:08] SATOKO
What kind of assignment is it?
[18:10] KONOHA
I haven't really looked at it yet.
[18:13] KONOHA
Oh.
[18:14] SIGN
Recollecting...
[18:18] KONOHA
The target is that one girl's father.
[18:23] SATOKO
Wow. You do that with no hesitation.
[18:26] KONOHA
I have to. It's my job.
[18:29] KONOHA
You're up.
[18:30] SATOKO
Okay. I'll turn him into leaves.
[18:34] KONOHA
You're pretty merciless yourself.
[18:37] SIGN
°The target's relative was the client.
[18:44] KONOHA
All right.
[18:45] KONOHA
Let's get something good to eat and head home.
[18:47] SATOKO
Ooh, really? Where should we eat?
[18:51] KONOHA
Hold on.
[18:52] KONOHA
I'll look it up.
[18:54] SATOKO
What's that thing you keep looking at?
[18:57] KONOHA
Do you not know what a smartphone is?
[18:59] KONOHA
Hey, what about this place?
[19:00] KONOHA
It's a Chinese restaurant. Seems popular.
[19:03] SATOKO
You can find out about that kind of thing?
[19:05] SIGN
1 Restaurant Genkai
2 Panda Teahouse Authentic Chinese Food
3 Italian Genesis
4 Tenzushi Asari
5 Galactic Burger
[19:05] KONOHA
A lot of people leave reviews,
and it's all listed in a ranking system.
[19:09] SATOKO
Whoa. Smartphones are amazing.
[19:11] SATOKO
I've never seen a small TV like this.
[19:14] KONOHA
What even is the civilization
level in a ninja village?
[19:17] SIGN
Chinese Restaurant
[19:22] SATOKO
That was delicious. I'm so full!
[19:25] SATOKO
Oh, by the way...
[19:27] SATOKO
What happened with that assassin ranking?
[19:30] KONOHA
Want to see?
[19:31] KONOHA
Hold on.
[19:33] KONOHA
Here.
[19:34] KONOHA
Rank number 210, "Glasses," is me.
[19:36] SIGN
Assassin Ranking
207 Gerald
208 GINGA
209 Kusagakure Fumiko
Glasses 210
[19:37] KONOHA
Oh, there's already a review. That was fast.
[19:39] SATOKO
Huh?
[19:40] SATOKO
What's the difference between this and
that restaurant list you showed me?
[19:46] KONOHA
Good work on our first job.
[19:48] SATOKO
Yes! Good work!
[19:50] SATOKO
I hope your ranking goes up.
[19:52] KONOHA
Well, there's still over 200 above
me, so I still have a ways to go.
[19:56] SATOKO
Yes! Let's both do our best!
[21:30] SIGN
To Be Continued
[21:38] KONOHA
What are you doing?
[21:39] SATOKO
I'm cleaning.
[21:42] KONOHA
But it's already clean.
[21:43] SATOKO
Huh? No, it's still dirty!
[21:46] SATOKO
See?
[21:47] KONOHA
Are you my sister-in-law?
[21:48] SATOKO
Back in the village, they often scolded
me that way after forcing me to clean.
[21:53] SATOKO
I guess it's sunk in.
[21:56] SATOKO
But wouldn't you like your living
space to be nice and clean?
[21:59] KONOHA
It doesn't matter to me either way.
[22:06] SATOKO
What are you looking at, Konoha-san?
[22:08] KONOHA
The assassin ranking.
[22:10] SATOKO
Oh, that thing from before!
[22:11] SATOKO
What happens when you
rank first in the list, anyway?
[22:16] KONOHA
You'd get more job offers,
[22:18] KONOHA
and you also get to choose
which jobs you take.
[22:20] SATOKO
Huh...
[22:21] KONOHA
Which is why I'm in no position
to pick and choose my jobs now.
[22:25] SATOKO
How do you go up in the rankings?
[22:29] KONOHA
I said it before, but it's not
just about your kill count.
[22:33] KONOHA
You're also evaluated based on how
well you followed the client's demands.
[22:37] KONOHA
Most clients don't want an
over-the-top killing method,
[22:42] KONOHA
which is why your ninja techniques
fit this job perfectly.
[22:45] SATOKO
I'm glad I can be of use!
[22:48] KONOHA
Things like reward amounts
[22:49] KONOHA
and not utilizing the services provided
by the assassin ranking also help.
[22:53] SATOKO
Huh... What are the services they provide?
[22:57] KONOHA
There's a lot.
[22:59] KONOHA
Treating someone after injuries...
[23:01] SIGN
Name: Koga Konoha
[23:01] SIGN
Address
[23:01] SIGN
My Number Card
[23:01] SIGN
Gender: Female
[23:01] SIGN
Valid until 2028 March 31
[23:01] KONOHA
Forging IDs...
[23:03] KONOHA
Disposing of bodies...
[23:05] KONOHA
Cleaning rooms...
[23:07] KONOHA
Making meals...
[23:09] KONOHA
And also accompanying people to shops
that are hard to get to on their own.
[23:13] SATOKO
The last half sounds like
stuff I've been doing...
[23:17] KONOHA
You really were a good find.
[23:19] SATOKO
Are you, by chance, using me as a free service?
[23:24] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:26] SIGN
210th
[23:30] KONOHA
The one that kills is Konoha.
[23:32] SATOKO
The one that turns things
into leaves is Satoko!
[23:33] KONOHA
We get mistaken a lot.
[23:34] SATOKO
"Konoha" sounds like a
ninja name, after all!
[23:36] KONOHA
"Satsuko" sounds assassin-like, too.
[23:37] SATOKO
Satoko! It's Satoko!
2 - Daily Life of a Ninja and an Assassin
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[00:01] ASUKA
Midori, I'm finished.
[00:03] MIDORI
Thank you, Senpai.
[00:06] ASUKA
Hey, Midori.
[00:07] ASUKA
Have you heard from Fumiko-senpai lately?
[00:10] MIDORI
No, nothing.
[00:12] MIDORI
Why? Something wrong?
[00:14] ASUKA
I didn't hear from her yesterday
or today, so I was curious.
[00:18] ASUKA
I wonder if she's busy.
[00:19] MIDORI
I'm sure she is.
[00:21] MIDORI
Those runaway ninjas from the other
day haven't been caught yet.
[00:24] ASUKA
That's true.
[00:26] ASUKA
I was planning to go look for them later, too.
[00:28] ASUKA
Maybe I'm worrying too much.
[00:31] MIDORI
You can't help but worry
about people you love.
[00:34] ASUKA
I told you not to say that!
[00:37] ASUKA
Oh, I know! Let's have next month's
girls' night at your place, Midori.
[00:40] ASUKA
Senpai wanted to come, too.
[00:42] MIDORI
Sounds good!
[00:43] MIDORI
She can finally see this house.
[00:45] ASUKA
Then it's decided!
[00:54] SATOKO
That's a lot of money!
[01:09] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:28] SIGN
Daily Life of
a Ninja and an Assassin
Leaf 2
[02:29] SATOKO
Is all of this the reward?
[02:32] KONOHA
Yeah.
[02:33] SATOKO
So assassins really do make a lot of money.
[02:36] KONOHA
Well, your life's on the line, after all.
[02:38] KONOHA
Okay. We'll split this evenly.
[02:41] SATOKO
Huh?
[02:42] KONOHA
What?
[02:43] SATOKO
Oh, well, I just...
[02:45] SATOKO
Sorry.
[02:46] SATOKO
I just thought you were more stingy.
[02:49] KONOHA
Some things are best unsaid,
no matter how truthful.
[02:52] SATOKO
But what do I do?
[02:53] SATOKO
All this money won't fit in my wallet.
[02:56] KONOHA
What? Put it in your bank book.
[03:00] SATOKO
Bank book?
[03:02] SATOKO
What will you do with this
fortune, Konoha-san?
[03:05] KONOHA
Put it into savings. Making money
was never my goal, anyway.
[03:09] KONOHA
Why don't you go buy something you want?
[03:11] SATOKO
Huh? Something I... want?
[03:14] KONOHA
You finally got out of that
village. Isn't there anything?
[03:17] KONOHA
If not, I can keep your money.
[03:19] SATOKO
Oh! I want normal clothes!
[03:21] KONOHA
Huh?
[03:21] SATOKO
I'd really like to get cleaning
supplies and organizers,
[03:25] SATOKO
but I'd stand out too much in this outfit,
so I can't bring myself to go out.
[03:29] KONOHA
Why? You've been wearing that
outfit all your life, right?
[03:32] SATOKO
That's because it was normal there!
[03:34] KONOHA
Huh...
[03:36] KONOHA
Well, then, let's go clothes shopping.
[03:39] SATOKO
Huh? Really?!
[03:41] SATOKO
Um, in that case, can I borrow
something for this outing?
[03:47] KONOHA
Uh, that's physiologically impossible.
[03:48] SATOKO
You're that strongly opposed?
[03:58] KONOHA
Let's go to the next store.
[04:02] KONOHA
Next.
[04:06] KONOHA
Let's check out that one next.
[04:09] KID
What's that?
[04:10] MOM
Don't look.
[04:11] SATOKO
Um...
[04:13] SATOKO
Do you think we can buy some clothes now?
[04:16] KONOHA
Huh? Already?
[04:19] SATOKO
It's embarrassing having people stare...
[04:22] KONOHA
I guess so.
[04:23] SATOKO
We already looked at stores on both floors!
[04:27] KONOHA
This should be good.
[04:28] SATOKO
Huh?
[04:29] KONOHA
Why don't you go to the
bathroom, Satoko-chan?
[04:32] SATOKO
Why so sudden?!
[04:33] KONOHA
I'll wait right here. Go on.
[04:36] SATOKO
Uh, all right... If you say so...
[04:44] SATOKO
Huh? What is this?
[04:46] SATOKO
There's no faucet.
[04:47] ASUKA
Oh, the water comes out when
you put your hand under it.
[04:52] SATOKO
Whoa! You're right!
[04:54] ASUKA
Soap and air come out from the sides, too.
[04:57] SATOKO
What?! That's amazing! Is this magic?!
[04:59] SATOKO
Thank you so—
[05:01] SATOKO
What'd you do that for?!
[05:03] ASUKA
Wow. You have good reflexes.
[05:06] SATOKO
That unique sense of style...
[05:08] SATOKO
Are you a pursuer from the village?!
[05:10] ASUKA
Yeah, I am...
[05:11] ASUKA
Wait, that's how you identify us?
[05:15] ASUKA
Have you met other pursuers
from the village, then?
[05:18] SATOKO
I have not.
[05:19] ASUKA
Really? Okay, then.
[05:22] SATOKO
But if you're an assassin,
why didn't you attack me in the stall?
[05:25] ASUKA
Huh?
[05:26] ASUKA
Well, I wanted you to wash your hands.
[05:28] SATOKO
Huh?
[05:29] ASUKA
I thought they'd be dirty since you
used the bathroom in that getup.
[05:33] SATOKO
You were watching me?!
[05:34] SATOKO
Oh, behind you.
[05:35] ASUKA
Behind me?
[05:37] KONOHA
One down.
[05:39] SATOKO
You saved me, Konoha-san.
[05:41] KONOHA
Satoko-chan, don't use the bathroom
at home in that crazy outfit.
[05:46] KONOHA
Okay, turn her into leaves, please.
[05:49] SATOKO
All done!
[05:50] KONOHA
It really is amazing.
[05:52] SATOKO
I'll get rid of your clothes, too.
[05:55] SATOKO
Anyway, you really saved me.
[05:57] SATOKO
I don't know what I'll do if I'm
ever attacked when I'm alone.
[06:00] KONOHA
It's all according to plan.
[06:01] SATOKO
Huh?
[06:02] KONOHA
I figured a pursuer would target
you once you were alone,
[06:05] KONOHA
especially since you're in your ninja
attire in a crowded place like this.
[06:10] KONOHA
The pursuers from your village
are all high-ranking assassins.
[06:14] KONOHA
If they disappeared, it would
open up more job offers for us.
[06:17] SATOKO
Am I just bait?!
[06:20] KONOHA
Oh.
[06:21] KONOHA
You don't want to stand
out in that outfit, right?
[06:23] KONOHA
Change into these.
[06:24] SATOKO
This is...
[06:26] KONOHA
You wanted normal clothes, right?
[06:28] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[06:29] KONOHA
I'd prefer it if you stood out
in your ninja attire, though.
[06:33] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[06:34] SATOKO
I'll take good care of these...
[06:37] SATOKO
And... keep them in a safe place...
[06:37] SIGN
Unicorn
[06:40] KONOHA
Wear them.
[06:43] KONOHA
Okay, look after the house for me.
[06:45] KONOHA
Also, it'll be dangerous to go out on your own,
so be sure to wear the clothes we bought.
[06:49] SIGN
Unicorn
[06:50] SATOKO
Uh, right.
[06:52] KONOHA
I'm off.
[06:55] KONOHA
Ninkoro.
[06:56] SIGN
After some hesitation, she wore her ninja outfit
[07:04] KURO
Yo, Satoko! Been a while.
[07:06] SATOKO
Huh? O-Oh!
[07:10] KURO
You been doing good?
[07:12] KURO
Ah... Yes!
[07:13] KURO
That time sure was hectic.
[07:15] SATOKO
Um, yes!
[07:16] KURO
Are you answering however
without knowing the context?
[07:19] SATOKO
Er, yes...
[07:22] KURO
It's me.
[07:23] KURO
Your leader who left the village with you.
[07:28] SIGN
Waaah!
[07:30] SATOKO
Oh, Leader!
[07:31] SATOKO
It's been a while!
[07:33] KURO
I was worried about you.
[07:34] KURO
You were such a slowpoke.
[07:36] KURO
I'm relieved to see you doing well.
[07:38] SATOKO
Yes! You, too!
[07:39] KURO
So what are you up to?
[07:41] SATOKO
Yes! I am working and
residing with an assassin!
[07:44] KURO
What did you say?
[07:45] SATOKO
Yes! I am working and
residing with an assassin!
[07:50] KURO
No, I heard what you said...
[07:52] KURO
What?!
[07:53] SIGN
Hikari Park
[07:54] KURO
You know, the whole reason we fled
the village was to avoid that lifestyle!
[07:55] SIGN
Beware of
Suspicious People
[07:59] KURO
What are you doing?!
[08:00] SATOKO
It's not like that.
[08:02] SATOKO
Besides, the fleeing was
something I got swept up in.
[08:04] KURO
You just answered however and
followed along then, too?!
[08:07] KURO
I know I was the one who invited you, but...
[08:10] KURO
If that's the case,
why not go home to the village?
[08:12] SATOKO
You think they'll forgive me?
[08:15] SATOKO
We've killed three ninja
pursuers at this point.
[08:19] KURO
Sorry.
[08:20] KURO
That's definitely not going to work.
[08:23] KURO
By the way, why are you walking
around in your ninja attire?
[08:27] KURO
You'll be killed.
[08:28] SATOKO
About that...
[08:30] SATOKO
I only have weird outfits besides this one.
[08:32] KURO
Oh! Let's go shopping together, then.
[08:35] KURO
I can buy you at least one outfit.
[08:37] SATOKO
That's okay!
[08:38] SATOKO
I've made a lot of money!
[08:40] KURO
Money from assassinating, huh?
[08:42] SATOKO
Yes!
[08:42] KURO
I'm not one to talk, but...
[08:45] KURO
You should think more carefully about
how to spend that kind of money.
[08:48] SATOKO
Oh...
[08:51] KURO
Go get a proper job or something.
[08:54] SATOKO
I see.
[08:55] SATOKO
But assassinating isn't so bad.
[08:58] SATOKO
It's not as strenuous as the
training in the village,
[09:00] SATOKO
and I get a lot of money!
[09:01] KURO
But it's not like you wanted
to be an assassin, right?
[09:04] SATOKO
I suppose...
[09:07] SATOKO
What kind of work are you doing now, Leader?
[09:12] SATOKO
Leader?
[09:14] KURO
I'm unemployed...
[09:15] EMPLOYEE
Thank you very much.
[09:20] SATOKO
Wow...
[09:21] SATOKO
So you're living with your
SO right now, then?
[09:24] KURO
That's right.
[09:25] KURO
But I just can't seem to find a job.
[09:28] KURO
It's hard to find one without some
kind of ID, like a family register.
[09:32] SATOKO
Family register!
[09:33] SATOKO
That sounds rough. I understand.
[09:35] KURO
Yeah.
[09:36] KURO
But I need to find a job
to achieve my dreams.
[09:39] SATOKO
What's your dream, Leader?
[09:41] KURO
Right now, my SO provides the food.
[09:44] KURO
We're hoping to save up money
together and happily live abroad.
[09:48] SATOKO
I see.
[09:49] SATOKO
When did you meet your SO?
[09:52] KURO
Right before we left the village, I think.
[09:54] SATOKO
Oh! So that's why you wanted to
leave the village with everyone!
[10:00] KURO
That's right.
[10:01] SATOKO
Why are you crying?
[10:05] KURO
Well, I'm going to head back.
[10:06] KURO
Think about what I told you, okay?
[10:09] SATOKO
What you told me?
[10:11] KURO
Yup. Stop with the assassinations
and live a normal, happy life.
[10:15] SATOKO
Hmm... I think that would be hard.
[10:18] KURO
I see.
[10:19] KURO
Well, knowing you, I'm sure you got
roped into doing the assassinations.
[10:23] KURO
But you finally got to leave the village,
so do what you want to do,
[10:27] KURO
even if it's not your dream.
[10:29] KURO
I'm sure it'll be fun.
[10:31] KURO
You don't have to be like me
and have goals or anything.
[10:34] SATOKO
What I want to do... Goals...
[10:37] KURO
I'll give you my contact info.
[10:38] KURO
Reach out if something happens.
[10:40] KURO
Here.
[10:41] KURO
Don't give this to any
ninjas who are after you.
[10:44] SATOKO
I'll try my best.
[10:45] KURO
Not "try." "Do" your best.
[10:50] SATOKO
Goals... What I want to do...
[10:55] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[11:02] SATOKO
Huh? What is it?
[11:03] KONOHA
What's with your outfit?
[11:04] SATOKO
Oh, this?
[11:07] SATOKO
Isn't it cute?
[11:10] KONOHA
It's super weird.
[11:11] KONOHA
It doesn't suit you.
[11:12] SATOKO
So mean!
[11:14] KONOHA
Huh... The leader of the runaway ninjas?
[11:17] SATOKO
Yes. Um, are you mad?
[11:20] KONOHA
I'm not mad at all.
[11:22] KONOHA
So? Should we kill that ex-ninja?
[11:25] SATOKO
What? No, it's not like that!
[11:27] SATOKO
Leader isn't an assassin.
[11:28] SATOKO
She just wants to live a normal life!
[11:30] SATOKO
I don't think she'll get in our way!
[11:33] KONOHA
You think so?
[11:34] KONOHA
She wanted to leave the village
to live with her partner, right?
[11:39] KONOHA
But she's also the type to involve others
[11:41] KONOHA
because it's dangerous to do
things on her own, right?
[11:44] KONOHA
Weren't you being used, too?
[11:46] SATOKO
What? But doesn't the same go for you?
[11:50] KONOHA
What?
[11:51] SATOKO
Nothing. Never mind.
[11:58] KONOHA
Here.
[11:59] SATOKO
What's this?
[12:00] KONOHA
A copy of your family register.
[12:01] SATOKO
Family... Family register?!
[12:04] SATOKO
How did you get this?!
[12:05] KONOHA
I have my ways.
[12:07] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[12:08] SATOKO
I'm going to do my best in this world!
[12:11] SATOKO
First, I'm going to make a bank
book and put my money in it.
[12:14] KONOHA
Oh, that's right. It cost a fortune
to make you that family register.
[12:18] KONOHA
So give me back the money
I gave you this morning.
[12:19] SATOKO
What?!
[12:23] FUMIKO; ASUKA
Ninkoro.
[12:26] SATOKO
Ninkoro.
[12:28] KONOHA
Thanks for the meal.
[12:31] KONOHA
Just work again and you can make more money.
[12:33] SATOKO
No, I was just thinking
about what Leader told me.
[12:41] KONOHA
What you want to do and your goals, huh?
[12:43] SATOKO
That's right.
[12:45] SATOKO
She says being an assassin is no good,
[12:47] SATOKO
but I don't know what I should do.
[12:49] KONOHA
She had to butt in...
[12:50] SATOKO
Hmm? Did you say something?
[12:52] KONOHA
Nope.
[12:54] SATOKO
Tell me!
[12:56] SATOKO
What are "goals"?
[12:57] KONOHA
Hmm... That's a tough one.
[13:00] SATOKO
Do you have any, Konoha-san?
[13:02] KONOHA
For now, I want to go up
in the assassin rankings.
[13:05] KONOHA
If I can do that, I'll have more
jobs and money coming in.
[13:08] SATOKO
Is there anything you want to do
once you go up in the rankings
[13:12] SATOKO
and get more jobs and money?
[13:14] KONOHA
You'll need more likability points from
me before I can tell you that stuff.
[13:14] SIGN
Koga Konoha (?)
[13:17] SATOKO
Likability points?
[13:18] KONOHA
Besides, you left the village by
getting swept up by everyone else.
[13:21] KONOHA
But do you think it was a good thing
that you ended up here in the city?
[13:24] SATOKO
Oh, of course!
[13:25] SATOKO
The food here is delicious,
and there are so many people!
[13:29] SATOKO
Every day has been so fun!
[13:31] KONOHA
No one would guess that you're
a target with reasons like that.
[13:33] SATOKO
I was a failure back in the ninja village.
[13:36] SATOKO
I had to endure dangerous
training every day.
[13:39] SATOKO
It was filled with hardship.
[13:40] KONOHA
Then what do you want to do now
that you're free from all that?
[13:45] SATOKO
I want to play around.
[13:47] KONOHA
Okay. Then that's what you want to do.
[13:50] SATOKO
What I want to do...
[13:52] KONOHA
But you'll need a lot of money
to play around in the city.
[13:55] KONOHA
The job we have as assassins
can get us a lot of money,
[14:00] KONOHA
and we have the skills for it.
[14:03] KONOHA
That's why we should keep doing our
best together with this job, okay?
[14:08] KONOHA
Okay. That concludes this conversation.
[14:10] SATOKO
She concluded it.
[14:12] SATOKO
Is that really okay?
[14:14] SATOKO
For me to want to just play around all my life?
[14:16] KONOHA
Why not?
[14:17] KONOHA
Now, let's go to bed.
[14:20] SATOKO
Goodnight.
[14:22] KURO
Hey, stupid! Don't be so easily influenced!
[14:26] KURO
I told you that I didn't want
you to make money that way!
[14:30] KURO
Just because you can make a ton of money
[14:32] KURO
doesn't mean you can use it to eat good
food and laze around every day...
[14:37] KURO
Actually, that sounds like a good life.
[14:40] KURO
I mean, no! Not good!
[14:42] KURO
But thanks for reaching out.
[14:44] KURO
That must mean you agree
that it's wrong, right?
[14:48] SATOKO
No.
[14:49] SATOKO
She helped me buy a... "smartphone"?
So I wanted to try calling someone.
[14:52] KURO
Oh, really?! A smartphone?! Must be nice!
[14:55] KURO
Lucky. You got a new model, too.
[14:57] KURO
Mine's a hand-me-down from my partner.
[15:00] SATOKO
Apparently, it had to be an expensive one.
[15:02] SATOKO
And not the kind that requires fingerprints.
[15:04] KURO
Oh, yeah, since we don't have fingerprints.
[15:08] KURO
I guess assassins really do make a fortune.
[15:10] KURO
The fact that she was able to
buy something just like that...
[15:12] KURO
I mean... No, no!
[15:14] KURO
No matter how much you make,
assassinating is bad!
[15:16] KONOHA
Why is it so bad?
[15:18] KONOHA
You have the skills for it.
[15:20] KONOHA
And someone is willing to pay
you to use those skills.
[15:22] KONOHA
It's an honorable job,
so what's the problem?
[15:25] KONOHA
Can you please stop forcing
your values onto Satoko-chan?
[15:29] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san! Why are you here?
[15:31] KONOHA
I left school early.
[15:33] KURO
I thought I was gonna be killed...
[15:36] MIDORI
Ninkoro.
[15:37] KURO
So you're the assassin!
[15:39] KONOHA
Please don't raise your
voice in a place like this.
[15:42] KURO
I took Satoko out of the village so
she could stop doing stuff like that!
[15:46] KONOHA
You were only gathering meat shields
[15:48] KONOHA
because you were too scared
to leave on your own, right?
[15:51] KURO
Don't say something so creepy!
[15:53] KONOHA
Well, it's like I said.
[15:55] KONOHA
Those are your values.
[15:58] KONOHA
Satoko-chan and I happen to
be blessed with these skills.
[16:01] KONOHA
That's why we're doing this job...
Leader-san, right?
[16:05] KONOHA
As a former ninja, you must be
skilled in these techniques, too.
[16:08] KONOHA
I bet you're suited for it, as well.
[16:09] KONOHA
You seem to want money, and your current
situation makes it hard to find a job.
[16:14] KONOHA
Isn't it more convenient for you since you
plan to go abroad after you earn money?
[16:19] SATOKO
Um, Konoha-san, wouldn't it be bad
if you had more competition?
[16:22] SIGN
Drip Coffee
[16:23] KONOHA
Oh, yeah.
[16:25] KURO
Oh, no... I was starting to think
it wasn't such a bad idea...
[16:31] KURO
Aren't you scared of her?
[16:33] SATOKO
Huh? Konoha-san isn't that scary.
[16:37] SATOKO
She protects me, too.
[16:51] SATOKO
Konoha-san?!
[16:58] MIDORI
You let your guard down, female assassin!
[17:01] KURO
You're...
[17:02] KURO
a ninja from the village,
Midori the Poison User!
[17:04] MIDORI
What she just ingested is a lethal poison.
[17:07] MIDORI
She drank coffee that could
kill eight Indian elephants.
[17:11] MIDORI
The female assassin is as good as dead!
[17:14] MIDORI
And you're next, runaway ninjas.
[17:18] MIDORI
You two half-wits couldn't even
withstand the village's training.
[17:21] MIDORI
Our seniors endured the harsh training
[17:24] MIDORI
and are finally able to stand on
their own and live happily,
[17:27] MIDORI
just for half-witted deserters
like you to kill those two...
[17:33] MIDORI
Satoko... I'll especially never forgive you!
[17:38] KONOHA
Well, anyway.
[17:42] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[17:44] SATOKO
You're alive!
[17:46] KONOHA
Oh? You'll cry for me?
[17:48] SATOKO
Of course I will!
[17:52] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[17:54] KURO
A-Assassin... How did you...
[17:57] KONOHA
Well, it was an obviously odd-tasting drink,
[18:00] KONOHA
so I bit my tongue a little to fool
her and waited for an opening.
[18:02] SIGN
Bleh
[18:05] KONOHA
Next, I need to eliminate any witnesses.
[18:08] KONOHA
Satoko-chan, turn that into leaves.
[18:10] SATOKO
Right!
[18:12] KURO
Huh?! Wait! Are you two serious?!
[18:13] KONOHA
How should I do this...
[18:15] KURO
Let me handle this!
[18:19] SATOKO
Wow, your ninja skills were amazing!
[18:23] SATOKO
To think you could erase
the witnesses' memories!
[18:26] KURO
Heh, it's no big deal.
[18:28] KURO
What would have happened if I wasn't there?
[18:35] SATOKO
It's shrimp!
[18:37] KURO
Are you sure it's okay to treat
me to such a fancy meal?
[18:41] KONOHA
I wanted to thank you for helping.
[18:43] KONOHA
Also, would you like to live with us?
[18:46] KONOHA
You'd be useful.
[18:48] KURO
No way. I don't want to live with
a sour-faced woman like you.
[18:51] KONOHA
Well, I figured you'd refuse.
[18:55] KURO
What?!
[18:56] SATOKO
What is it? Why'd you shout all of a sudden?
[18:59] KURO
Well... What's with that...
[19:02] KURO
super happy smile?
[19:04] SATOKO
Huh?
[19:05] SATOKO
Oh, you're right!
[19:06] KURO
It's weird!
[19:08] KONOHA
Huh? No way.
[19:09] KONOHA
Am I smiling right now?
[19:11] KURO
A super happy one!
[19:14] KONOHA
I... I had no idea.
[20:45] SIGN
To Be Continued
[20:48] FUMIKO; ASUKA; MIDORI
Cheers!
[20:50] ASUKA
I've always wanted to have a girls' night!
[20:53] MIDORI
Me, too.
[20:55] MIDORI
What do people do at these things?
[20:56] ASUKA
Catch up on stuff?
[20:58] FUMIKO
Hey, Midori. You bought a house, right?
[21:00] FUMIKO
How's that?
[21:02] MIDORI
It's very nice.
[21:03] MIDORI
A big house with a yard!
[21:05] FUMIKO
That was your dream, after all.
[21:07] ASUKA
I went to her house the other day.
[21:09] FUMIKO
What? No fair.
[21:10] ASUKA
Isn't it too big for one person?
[21:12] MIDORI
It's true.
[21:14] MIDORI
I got used to living here with you two,
so it's been pretty lonely.
[21:18] FUMIKO
What's this?
[21:19] FUMIKO
You can come home whenever, you know!
[21:21] MIDORI
What would I do with my house, then?
[21:23] FUMIKO
True.
[21:24] ASUKO
Marriage, I guess?
[21:26] FUMIKO; MIDORI
M-M-Marriage?!
[21:28] FUMIKO
Whoa! Now it's really a girls' night!
[21:29] ASUKA
So, how about you two?
[21:31] MIDORI
I've never even been in
contact with a man before...
[21:34] ASUKA
What about you, Senpai?
[21:36] FUMIKO
Huh? Me?
[21:37] FUMIKO
I'm good for now.
[21:39] FUMIKO
I want to take care of the little ones
once I graduate from the ninja village.
[21:42] ASUKA; MIDORI
Thank you for that.
[21:45] FUMIKO
Hey, cut that out!
I'm doing it because I like it!
[21:49] FUMIKO
There's also having my sister's
crime of running away forgiven.
[21:52] ASUKA
Oh, yeah.
[21:53] ASUKA
Hatsuko-chan, who was put in charge of
some dangerous work in the village.
[21:56] FUMIKO
Yup.
[21:57] FUMIKO
Once she's safely forgiven and
freed from the village...
[22:02] FUMIKO
We could adopt a cat or something
and live a carefree life together.
[22:07] MIDORI
Speaking of...
[22:08] MIDORI
Isn't there someone who keeps running away,
[22:10] MIDORI
comes back every time,
and never gets in trouble?
[22:12] SATOKO
I'm so sorry.
[22:14] FUMIKO
Oh, Satoko.
[22:16] MIDORI
Huh? You know her name?
[22:17] ASUKA
She knows all of her underclassmen's names.
[22:20] MIDORI
No way.
[22:21] FUMIKO
Well, not everyone.
[22:22] FUMIKO
I know Satoko because of how clumsy she is.
[22:26] FUMIKO
She couldn't even do a flip on the
steel bars, so I taught her how.
[22:30] ASUKA
Is she really a ninja?
[22:31] FUMIKO
She'll probably never graduate.
[22:38] FUMIKO
So what about marriage for you, Asuka?
[22:41] ASUKA
Huh?! I... well...
[22:46] MIDORI
Asuka-senpai wants to
marry you, Fumiko-senpai.
[22:50] ASUKA
Hey, Midori!
[22:51] ASUKA
I told you it's a secret! I'll kill you!
[22:53] MIDORI
She said she wants to be independent and
improve her abilities to be self-sufficient.
[22:57] ASUKA
I said stop!
[22:59] ASUKA
Huh? What's wrong, Senpai?
[23:02] MIDORI
Is it so bad that you'd cry?
[23:03] FUMIKO
No, it's just... Hanging out with you guys again...
[23:07] FUMIKO
Training and life in the
village was really tough,
[23:10] FUMIKO
but now I can spend time laughing
with everyone like this...
[23:13] FUMIKO
I'm just glad we worked so hard.
[23:16] ASUKA
Senpai...
[23:18] MIDORI
Let's have a girls' night like this again!
[23:20] ASUKA
Yeah! We can do it every month!
[23:22] FUMIKO
That sounds great!
[23:24] FUMIKO
Oh. Orders from the village.
[23:30] SATOKO
Isn't "Glasses" too simple for an assassin name?
[23:33] KONOHA
Why should it matter?
[23:34] SATOKO
Let's pick something more cute or cool.
[23:36] KONOHA
Okay, "Pool of Blood."
[23:37] SATOKO
Don't just base it on whatever
you're looking at!
3 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Job
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[00:01] SIGN
Would you like
to work with us?
[00:01] SIGN
A place to
call your
own.
[00:10] SIGN
Tips for customer service
1. "Welcome in."
2. Ask: "For here or to go?"
3. Explain "today's coffee."
How to use register
1. Take order.
2. Tap the ordered item.
3. Tell them the price.
[00:11] ARISA
Welcome in.
[00:12] ARISA
Is this for here?
[00:14] ARISA
Today's coffee is...
[00:15] CUSTOMER
Excuse me.
[00:17] ARISA
Welcome in!
[00:18] ARISA
Um, will you be eating here?
[00:20] CUSTOMER
Yeah.
[00:21] CUSTOMER
I'd like an iced melty caramel royal
milk tea, large size with soy milk,
[00:25] CUSTOMER
extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
sauce, and three pumps of honey.
[00:29] CUSTOMER
Oh. Do you take Koro-Pay?
[00:29] SIGN
Koro-Pay
[00:31] ARISA
Caramel... Koro...
[00:36] ARISA
I don't understand a word you're saying!
[00:41] YOSHIDA
Satoko-chan.
[00:44] YOSHIDA
Over here.
[00:49] YOSHIDA
It's me, Yoshida.
[00:51] YOSHIDA
We meet again.
[00:53] SATOKO
Yeah!
[00:54] SATOKO
You sure have a lot of dogs, Yoshida-san.
[00:56] YOSHIDA
Oh, no. This is my part-time job.
[00:59] YOSHIDA
Since I need money, I decided to
start this job for a change of pace.
[01:03] SATOKO
Dogs are your part-time work?
[01:05] YOSHIDA
Yup. I walk them in their owners' place.
[01:08] SATOKO
Wow!
[01:09] SATOKO
You can make money by walking doggies?
[01:12] YOSHIDA
That's right.
[01:16] SATOKO
That sounds fun!
[01:32] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:50] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Job
[02:51] SIGN
Leaf 3
[02:52] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[02:54] SATOKO
I want to try working part-time!
[02:57] KONOHA
I don't think this is the
time for that conversation.
[03:00] SATOKO
There.
[03:01] KONOHA
But why part-time?
[03:03] KONOHA
You make enough with the assassin job.
[03:06] SATOKO
Money is important, too,
but since I finally made it to the city,
[03:10] SATOKO
I want to try a variety of new things!
[03:14] SATOKO
I think even I can do it!
[03:16] SIGN
Koro-Mart
[03:17] KONOHA
Just so you know, I won't help
you with your job search.
[03:21] SATOKO
What?!
[03:22] KONOHA
You heard me.
[03:23] KONOHA
I'd rather you focus on the assassin work.
[03:27] SATOKO
But staying at home all day is so boring...
[03:27] SIGN
Metabolism and
Effort Training
[03:27] SIGN
Part-Time
[03:27] SIGN
Happy Happy Work
[03:30] KONOHA
Our current assignment offered
8 million yen for 20 minutes,
[03:31] CLERK
That'll be 1,720 yen.
[03:33] KONOHA
including pursuing the target.
[03:34] CUSTOMER
With Koro-Pay.
[03:35] KONOHA
Do you know how much part-time work pays?
[03:35] CLERK
Okay, understood.
[03:36] SATOKO
What? Is it about 80,000 yen?
[03:39] KONOHA
More like 800 yen.
[03:42] SIGN
Happy Happy Work
[03:44] KONOHA
Is there anything you had in mind
for a part-time job, anyway?
[03:48] SATOKO
No. There's nothing in particular.
[03:50] CLERK
Thanks for coming.
[03:54] SATOKO
So I just need to fill out this "résumé"?
[03:57] SATOKO
Name... Kusagakure Satoko.
[04:00] SATOKO
My age should be... 15.
[04:02] SIGN
Résumé
[04:02] SIGN
Name: Kusagakure Satoko
[04:02] SIGN
August 8, 15 years old
[04:02] SIGN
Phone Number
[04:03] SATOKO
Academic history...
[04:04] SATOKO
Konoha-san, what should
I put for "academic history"?
[04:07] KONOHA
You put in what year you
graduated from what school.
[04:10] SATOKO
School?
[04:12] SATOKO
Um, "I just recently ran away
from the ninja village." There.
[04:16] SATOKO
For skills, I can cook, clean,
and turn things into leaves.
[04:19] SATOKO
My hobbies are...
[04:21] SATOKO
What are my hobbies?
[04:23] KONOHA
Anything you enjoy doing, I guess?
[04:27] SATOKO
Doing assassin jobs with Konoha-san!
[04:30] KONOHA
Are you writing a confession?
[04:32] SIGN
A Few Days Later
[04:33] SATOKO
Whoa, Konoha-san's uniform!
[04:36] KONOHA
You seem to have forgotten, but you know
people are trying to kill you, right?
[04:40] KONOHA
You need to at least disguise yourself.
[04:42] SATOKO
Are you sure this is okay?
[04:44] SATOKO
You seemed reluctant to
lend me clothes last time.
[04:46] KONOHA
Oh, that.
[04:47] KONOHA
Those had blood stains,
so I meant to throw them out.
[04:49] SATOKO
Whoa, you're right!
[04:51] KONOHA
Don't you need to go?
[04:53] SATOKO
I have to hurry!
[04:54] KONOHA
Do you have your résumé?
[04:55] SATOKO
I forgot!
[04:57] SATOKO
Off I go!
[05:02] KONOHA
I'm sure she'll give up after a few rejections.
[05:05] SATOKO
Job, job, job...
[05:10] SATOKO
I'm home.
[05:12] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[05:13] KONOHA
Not so loud.
[05:14] SATOKO
Listen!
[05:16] SIGN
Koro-Mart
[05:18] (Flashback) RECRUITER A
What's "ninja village"?
[05:21] (Flashback) RECRUITER A
Is that the joke these days?
[05:24] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
Fifteen years old is a no-go!
[05:26] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
We can only hire people who are 18 or older.
[05:29] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
Didn't you read the job requirements?
[05:31] (Flashback) SATOKO
Oh, um...
[05:31] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
And what's with your hair color?
[05:34] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
Also, the thing about ninjas?
[05:35] (Flashback) SATOKO
Sob sob...
[05:36] (Flashback) RECRUITER B
Is this just a big joke to you?
[05:38] SATOKO
People kept getting mad
at me for some reason!
[05:41] KONOHA
Well, of course.
[05:42] SATOKO
"Of course"?!
[05:43] SATOKO
Shock!
[05:44] SIGN
Hobbies and skills:
[05:44] SIGN
Watching movies,
piano, reading
[05:44] SATOKO
Maybe I shouldn't have lied
about my skills and hobbies.
[05:48] KONOHA
No, no. Those are fine.
[05:51] SATOKO
Then why?
[05:53] KONOHA
Listen, Satoko-chan.
[05:56] KONOHA
Résumés are for lying.
[05:58] SATOKO
L-Lying?!
[06:00] SIGN
Register
[06:00] KONOHA
Did you look over the family
register I gave you the other day?
[06:02] SATOKO
No, I didn't.
[06:04] KONOHA
Why not? You should.
[06:06] KONOHA
Let's start with your name.
[06:08] KONOHA
Your family name isn't "Kusagakure."
[06:10] KONOHA
It's Koga. Koga Satoko.
[06:11] KONOHA
Here, rewrite that part.
[06:13] SATOKO
O-Oh...
[06:14] KONOHA
You're my relative.
[06:16] KONOHA
In the family register, you're 15,
[06:18] KONOHA
but write that you're 18 on your résumé.
[06:20] SATOKO
Eighteen... There.
[06:21] KONOHA
You can write whatever in the
academic history section, too.
[06:24] KONOHA
Let's put in my school's name.
[06:26] KONOHA
Oh, and don't talk about ninjas.
[06:29] KONOHA
Next, your hobbies and skills...
[06:31] SATOKO
What?! I don't know those things!
[06:33] KONOHA
Just write as I say, Satoko-chan.
[06:36] SATOKO
Won't they find out?
[06:38] KONOHA
Next, your guardians...
[06:39] SIGN
Résumé
[06:39] SIGN
Name: Koga Satoko
[06:39] SIGN
Hobbies and skills:
[06:39] SIGN
Watching movies,
piano, reading
[06:41] SATOKO
I-It's done.
[06:43] SATOKO
Huh? Who? Who is this?
[06:44] SATOKO
Whose résumé is this?!
[06:46] KONOHA
It's yours.
[06:47] SATOKO
I'm like a whole different person.
[06:48] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[06:50] SATOKO
Now I can do my best starting tomorrow!
[06:52] KONOHA
I wish you luck.
[06:56] SATOKO
Thank you!
[06:57] SIGN
Supermarket Maru-Koro
[07:01] SATOKO
All right!
[07:04] SATOKO
Yes! I escaped my village to come—
[07:05] SATOKO
I mean, I just moved here,
but I can start anytime!
[07:10] RECRUITER C
What about school?
[07:14] SATOKO
Yes! I can clean up very well
without leaving any evidence!
[07:18] RECRUITER D
How did you get that stain?
[07:20] SATOKO
Yes! I can make an especially
good cup of tea!
[07:24] SATOKO
I can guarantee the tea
stalk floats upright!
[07:27] SATOKO
Yes! I can carry it if
I turn it into leaves!
[07:31] KONOHA
So... did you get any interviews this time?
[07:34] SATOKO
Yes! Of course!
[07:36] SATOKO
I was able to converse with them,
and no one got angry at me.
[07:39] SATOKO
Surely I'll get a job now!
[07:46] SIGN
Unsaved Number
[07:46] SIGN
Incoming Call
[07:48] SATOKO
Hello, this is Satoko!
[07:52] SATOKO
What? Rejected?
[07:55] SATOKO
Yes...
[07:56] SATOKO
Thank you very much.
[08:02] SATOKO
Yes!
[08:04] SATOKO
Yes... Yes...
[08:07] SATOKO
Thank you very much.
[08:13] SATOKO
It's not working out!
[08:16] SATOKO
There are people hiring
and people who want to work,
[08:18] SATOKO
so why can't I get accepted?
[08:20] KONOHA
Maybe you're someone
they don't want to employ.
[08:23] KURO
You didn't have to go that far.
[08:27] KURO
Your résumé doesn't seem bad, though.
[08:29] KONOHA
Just give up.
[08:30] KURO
How can you be so cold when
Satoko's doing her best?
[08:34] KONOHA
She must be bad at lying.
[08:36] SATOKO
It's true!
[08:37] KONOHA
A ninja shouldn't say that so confidently.
[08:40] SATOKO
Ninja?
[08:41] SIGN
Koga Satoko, 18 years old
Hobbies: Piano, watching movies
Skills: Cooking
[08:41] SATOKO
Me? Koga Satoko, 18 years old, a ninja?
[08:45] KURO
Does she not know who she is anymore
because she's been lying so much?
[08:48] SATOKO
How do you do your interviews, Leader?
[08:52] KURO
The same as you. I just spout some lies.
[08:55] KURO
But it's tough without a family register.
[08:57] KURO
My memory-erasing ninja skills
aren't so useful, either.
[09:00] KONOHA
Oh, here's an idea.
[09:01] KONOHA
What if you erase Satoko-chan's
memory of being a ninja?
[09:04] KURO
How can you say something so scary?
[09:06] SATOKO
Yeah, she's right.
[09:08] SATOKO
Besides, if I forget that I'm a ninja,
I won't be able to use my ninja skills.
[09:13] KURO
If that happens, this one's
gonna throw you away.
[09:16] KONOHA
Yup.
[09:16] SATOKO
What?!
[09:17] KONOHA
I'd probably throw you away.
[09:19] SATOKO
You won't have anyone to
cook and clean for you!
[09:22] KONOHA
It'll just go back to my previous lifestyle.
[09:25] SATOKO
Please deny that statement...
[09:28] KURO
Why do you even live with
this woman, Satoko?
[09:31] KONOHA
I'll throw you out.
[09:32] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[09:36] SATOKO
Y-Yes! This is Satoko. Yes!
[09:39] SATOKO
Wha—Yes. That sounds good.
[09:41] SATOKO
Okay! Thank you very much!
[09:42] KURO
Could this be...
[09:44] KURO
Hey, that call just now...
[09:46] SATOKO
Yes! I got a job!
[09:49] KURO
Good for you, Satoko!
[09:51] KURO
Congrats!
[09:52] SATOKO
Yes! Thank you so much!
[09:55] SATOKO
Until now, nothing went my way,
no matter what I did.
[09:58] SATOKO
I feel like my efforts have
been seen for the first time,
[10:01] SATOKO
and it makes me so happy!
[10:02] SATOKO
It's all thanks to you for teaching
me so much, Konoha-san!
[10:05] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[10:09] KONOHA
You're welcome.
[10:11] KONOHA
So, what's the job?
[10:17] SATOKO
Oh, they floated up.
[10:19] SATOKO
Poke. Poke.
[10:31] SATOKO
Poke.
[10:33] KURO
Ninkoro.
[10:36] YURIKO
Ninkoro.
[11:00] ARISA
What? A mission?!
[11:02] ARISA
They'll pay me this much?
[11:07] ARISA
I have to do my best for my first job!
[11:09] SATOKO
Fetch!
[11:13] RADIO
...third corner curve. Number 7, AA Cup Ski,
starts off the race from the rear...
[11:14] SATOKO
Over here.
[11:18] KURO
By the way, how's your job going?
[11:19] RADIO
Number 6, Chopping Board, is in the lead.
[11:19] SATOKO
There, there, there.
[11:20] RADIO
Number 2, Yosetemo Nine, is next.
[11:21] KURO
Is it fun?
[11:22] SATOKO
I quit.
[11:23] RADIO
Now, Number 7, AA Cup Ski, is...
[11:23] KURO
Huh?
[11:24] SATOKO
Yes.
[11:25] KURO
What?! You gave up too soon!
[11:28] KURO
You worked so hard to get that job!
[11:31] KURO
I seriously don't understand.
[11:33] KURO
What was the point of all that crying, then?
[11:35] SATOKO
You've got it all wrong!
[11:37] SATOKO
I wanted to try it out to see how it'd go,
[11:39] SATOKO
and when I did, it was something
I absolutely did not want to do!
[11:43] KURO
You know...
[11:44] SATOKO
And I make a lot more money
with the assassin job anyway!
[11:49] KURO
That's what the assassin
woman kept telling you.
[11:51] SATOKO
Here, you want it?
[11:52] KURO
Did you hate it that much? Your, uh...
[11:56] KURO
Sorry, what kind of job was it?
[11:59] SATOKO
I had to poke corpses submerged
in special liquids so they'd sink.
[12:03] KURO
Come again?
[12:05] SATOKO
It was really hard!
[12:07] SATOKO
Eight-hour shifts are tough!
[12:09] SATOKO
I had to keep looking at them,
and sometimes our eyes would meet.
[12:13] SATOKO
I thought I would go crazy.
[12:16] SATOKO
Sometimes they show up in my dreams.
[12:18] KURO
So why did you even accept that job?
[12:20] SATOKO
They said it was a special
kind of clean-up job.
[12:23] KURO
Well, if that's what it was like,
maybe it's a good thing you quit.
[12:28] SATOKO
I've felt like someone's been
watching me ever since.
[12:31] KURO
Stop saying such scary things.
[12:33] KURO
Oh, yeah. What did the assassin say?
[12:36] SATOKO
When I told her I wanted to quit,
she said, "I told you so."
[12:40] OLD MAN
All right, Takeru! It's all on you, Takeru!
[12:40] RADIO
With only 200 meters left,
Takeru is doing it! He's here!
[12:41] KURO
Of course she did.
[12:42] OLD MAN
Please let me win today!
[12:42] KURO
Well, do your best until you find
the next thing you want to do.
[12:43] RADIO
The lead switches to Takeru!
Just a bit more until the goal!
[12:46] OLD MAN
Yes! That's it! Good! Yeah! Go!
[12:49] OLD MAN
Steady... All right!
[12:53] MOTHER
There, there. I know that was scary.
[12:55] MOTHER
It's okay. Mommy's here.
[12:59] KURO
Um, could you keep it down a bit?
[13:01] OLD MAN
Oh, so sorry! I just won 10,000 yen
on a horse and got carried away.
[13:05] KURO
Ten... thousand?!
[13:08] SIGN
The Horse Racing
[13:09] SATOKO
Leader, is that some form of studying?
[13:12] KURO
Huh? Y-You could say that.
[13:15] KURO
Just something to prepare
me for making money.
[13:17] SATOKO
I see. I hope you'll be able
to find a job soon, too!
[13:21] YURIKO
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[13:22] KURO
Oh, you're here.
[13:24] YURIKO
Sorry I'm late, Kuro-chan.
[13:26] YURIKO
I had a sudden work assignment
even though it's my day off.
[13:29] KURO
All good.
[13:30] SATOKO
Kuro-chan?
[13:31] KURO
My name. Did you not know?
[13:35] SATOKO
Oh...
[13:36] YURIKO
So this must be Satoko-chan.
[13:38] SATOKO
Oh, hello.
[13:40] KURO
I'll introduce you.
[13:42] KURO
This is my SO, Yuriko.
[13:43] SATOKO
What?!
[13:44] YURIKO
Nice to meet you.
[13:46] SATOKO
So your partner... is a woman?
[13:48] KURO
Huh? Did I not tell you?
[13:51] SATOKO
I had no idea.
[13:52] SATOKO
So you were a man all along.
[13:55] KURO
I'm a woman.
[13:56] KURO
You seriously knew nothing about me, huh?
[13:57] OLD MAN
There, there.
[14:01] KURO
Well, now that we're all here, let's go.
[14:03] SATOKO
Go where?
[14:05] KURO
I told you the three of
us could go get Italian.
[14:07] KURO
That's why I called you here today.
[14:09] SATOKO
Oh, that's why?
[14:11] YURIKO
I'm excited.
[14:13] YURIKO
You'll have to tell me lots of stories
about Kuro-chan that I haven't heard.
[14:18] KURO
I don't think she knows anything about me.
[14:23] SATOKO
Pizza sure is delicious!
[14:25] YURIKO
For you, Kuro-chan.
[14:27] KURO
Thanks.
[14:28] YURIKO
Do you want a sip of wine, too?
[14:31] KURO
Oh, yeah.
[14:32] YURIKO
Can I have a bit of your salad?
[14:35] KURO
Sure.
[14:36] SATOKO
You two are living together, right?
[14:39] KURO
Yeah.
[14:40] SATOKO
What sorts of things do lovers
do together at home?
[14:44] KURO; YURIKO
Huh?!
[14:44] KURO
Well, you know... um...
[14:46] YURIKO
W-Well...
[14:48] YURIKO
We eat meals together,
bathe together, and also...
[14:52] YURIKO
Wh-What about you?
[14:54] YURIKO
You're living with an assassin girl, right?
[14:57] SATOKO
Me?
[14:59] KURO
You make the meals, right, Satoko?
[15:01] KURO
You're good at it, too.
[15:02] SATOKO
Yes. I make them.
[15:05] KURO
What's that assassin woman like at home?
[15:08] SATOKO
Let's see...
[15:10] SATOKO
Konoha-san mainly looks at her
phone and lazes around at home.
[15:14] KURO
And what do you do during those times?
[15:16] SATOKO
I read magazines and such.
[15:18] (Flashback) SATOKO
Konoha-san.
[15:19] (Flashback) SATOKO
This month's number one in
the thrilling assassin ranking...
[15:23] (Flashback) SATOKO
"Slashes necks with a credit card!"
[15:25] (Flashback) SATOKO
"Their smart and elegant kills show
the true essence of a veteran!"
[15:30] (Flashback) KONOHA
Huh.
[15:31] KURO
Are you guys some middle-aged couple?
[15:34] YURIKO
Do you bathe and sleep separately?
[15:37] SATOKO
Yes, Konoha-san said...
[15:38] (Flashback) KONOHA
I can't sleep if I hear snoring.
[15:41] SATOKO
So I sleep in the kitchen.
[15:43] KURO
What?
[15:45] SATOKO
Cold...
[15:46] KURO
You should at least say
something about that.
[15:50] SATOKO
Well...
[15:51] SATOKO
Before, I was out on the veranda,
so I'm better off now.
[15:55] SATOKO
Also, Konoha-san is—
[15:59] KONOHA
What are you talking about, Satoko-chan?
[16:01] SATOKO
Oh! Why are you here?
[16:03] KURO
Yeah, for real!
[16:04] KONOHA
Well, I was craving Italian,
and you guys happened to be here.
[16:08] KURO
Do you have a GPS tracker
on Satoko or something?
[16:11] SATOKO
GPS?
[16:12] YURIKO
You must be the assassin girl.
[16:15] YURIKO
You look just like a normal, cute girl.
[16:17] KONOHA
Wha... What? Who is she?
[16:19] KONOHA
How does she know?
[16:20] YURIKO
Oh, was that a secret?
[16:22] KURO
Sorry, I told her. My bad.
[16:25] KONOHA
You have loose lips, ninja.
[16:26] KURO
It's fine!
[16:28] KURO
Yuriko's lips are sealed! Right?
[16:29] YURIKO
Huh?! Y-Yeah! I won't tell anyone.
[16:32] KONOHA
But you literally just did.
[16:35] KONOHA
Is this really okay?
[16:36] KONOHA
It might be better to kill
everyone right here and now.
[16:39] YURIKO
Uh, is that assassin humor?
[16:41] KONOHA
I'm serious.
[16:42] YURIKO
Assassin-chan is scary.
[16:45] SATOKO
Can I have more?
[16:48] SATOKO
You surprised me.
[16:50] SATOKO
I really thought you would kill everyone.
[16:53] KONOHA
I was serious.
[16:55] SATOKO
What? You can't!
[16:56] KONOHA
That would have been easier.
[16:58] SATOKO
Oh, look there!
[16:58] SIGN
Crêpes
[17:00] SATOKO
It's a crêpe shop!
[17:02] SIGN
Strawberry
[17:02] SIGN
Tuna Salad
[17:02] SIGN
Banana
[17:02] SIGN
Blueberry
Cheesecake
[17:02] SATOKO
It smells so good. They look delicious.
[17:05] SATOKO
Konoha-san, would you
like to stop and eat some?
[17:09] SATOKO
Wait, when did you get that?!
[17:11] KONOHA
If you want one, pay with your own money.
[17:11] SIGN
Person of Interest
[17:11] SIGN
Please contact if seen
[17:14] SATOKO
I know.
[17:16] SATOKO
Let's eat at that park together.
[17:19] EMPLOYEE
Thank you very much.
[17:21] SATOKO
It has so much cream. It's delicious.
[17:24] SATOKO
Oh, yeah! Would you like
a bite of mine, Konoha-san?
[17:27] KONOHA
No way. You already ate most of it.
[17:29] SATOKO
Oh, okay...
[17:31] KONOHA
By the way, Satoko-chan,
you have cream on your mouth.
[17:34] SATOKO
What?! Where?!
[17:35] KONOHA
There.
[17:36] SATOKO
Here?
[17:37] KONOHA
No. One centimeter up.
[17:39] SATOKO
Around here?
[17:40] KONOHA
Not even close.
[17:41] KONOHA
More down.
[17:43] SATOKO
Huh? Where is—
[17:46] SIGN
Aya-C Real Estate
[17:52] ARISA
I was watching you two, and you've
been way too lovey-dovey!
[17:56] ARISA
Just wipe your face with those already!
[17:59] SATOKO
Huh? Who are you?
[18:00] ARISA
I-I'm Kusagakure Arisa!
[18:04] ARISA
I'm going to successfully finish
this assignment, get a huge reward,
[18:07] ARISA
move to a tower mansion,
eat sushi for every meal,
[18:10] ARISA
buy an annual pass for Mousey Land,
adopt two cute parrots, and...
[18:15] ARISA
That's all!
[18:16] SATOKO
Oh, um... Um...
[18:19] ARISA
You ready?
[18:20] ARISA
Prepare yourself!
[18:28] ARISA
You're able to dodge that?
[18:30] ARISA
You really are an assassin.
[18:32] ARISA
In that case, I'll target you first!
[18:35] KONOHA
Stay back, Satoko-chan.
[18:37] SATOKO
R-Right!
[18:37] ARISA
My ninja skill is a
recognition-enhancing type!
[18:40] ARISA
It makes me incredibly
strong against my target!
[18:44] ARISA
But in exchange, it makes me really
weak against everyone else...
[18:48] ARISA
But in this situation, it's not a problem!
[18:51] ARISA
Now, I will strike once more!
[19:09] ARISA
What? Huh? My gauntlets!
[19:12] SATOKO
Could it be that you're
weaker than me right now?
[19:16] SATOKO
Oh. I changed your gauntlets into
leaves. They looked painful.
[19:21] ARISA
Huh?
[19:25] SATOKO
I'm glad those tissues showed up.
[19:28] KONOHA
Are you going to continue
looking for a part-time job?
[19:30] SATOKO
No, not for a while.
[19:33] KONOHA
You give up so fast.
[19:34] SATOKO
I'll work hard on jobs with you, Konoha-san!
[19:42] CUSTOMER
Um...
[19:43] CUSTOMER
I'd like to order an iced melty caramel
royal milk tea, large size with soy milk,
[19:47] CUSTOMER
extra cream, extra shot, extra caramel
sauce, and three pumps of honey.
[19:51] SIGN
Koro-Pay
[19:52] CUSTOMER
Oh. Do you guys take Koro-Pay?
[19:54] STAFF
Yes!
[19:59] STAFF
Please take one.
[20:01] YOSHIDA
Thank you.
[20:03] SIGN
Aya-C Real Estate
[21:53] SIGN
To Be Continued
[22:14] SATOKO
This house has gotten pretty clean!
[22:17] KONOHA
Really? Doesn't look that different to me.
[22:20] SATOKO
Huh? I'm a little shocked.
[22:22] SATOKO
Oh, by the way...
[22:24] SATOKO
I kept these since I wasn't sure
if they were trash or not.
[22:27] KONOHA
Oh, those.
[22:28] KONOHA
It's fine. They're trash now.
[22:30] SATOKO
Are they?
[22:31] SATOKO
What are these, anyway?
[22:33] SATOKO
They're so colorful and cool-looking.
[22:35] KONOHA
Simply put, they're cards you use when you
want to buy stuff from a smartphone game.
[22:40] SATOKO
Oh, these become money?
[22:43] SATOKO
I didn't know you played games, Konoha-san.
[22:45] KONOHA
Just a little in the past to kill time.
[22:48] KONOHA
But I got too caught up in trying to rise in
the rankings and spent too much money.
[22:52] KONOHA
In the end, I felt ridiculous and quit.
[22:55] SATOKO
You really like going up in rankings.
[22:58] SATOKO
Hup.
[23:06] KONOHA
Since you're done cleaning, make food next.
[23:09] SATOKO
You're definitely using me as a free service!
[23:13] KONOHA
Now, now.
[23:14] KONOHA
I'll take you with me to
a sweets shop tomorrow.
[23:16] KONOHA
I've been interested in it but
felt too awkward to go alone.
[23:20] SATOKO
What? Yay!
[23:22] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:26] SIGN
178th
[23:30] SIGN
Next
[23:30] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
Have you ever had a part-time job?
[23:32] KONOHA
When it's part of an assassin job.
[23:34] SATOKO
What? So you've done services with a smile?
[23:35] KONOHA
If that's the job.
[23:36] SATOKO
What about singing and dancing?
[23:37] KONOHA
If the job calls for it.
[23:38] SATOKO
You really are a pro!
4 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
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[00:07] SATOKO
We sure got drenched, huh?
[00:10] KONOHA
The rain came out of nowhere.
[00:12] SATOKO
Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold!
[00:17] KONOHA
You're right.
[00:20] KONOHA
I'll go in first.
[00:24] KONOHA
Why are you coming in with me?
[00:26] SATOKO
Isn't it better if we get in together?
[00:29] KONOHA
Huh?
[00:30] KONOHA
I don't want to.
[00:34] SATOKO
S-So cold...
[00:42] SATOKO
What are you watching?
[01:03] SATOKO
That scared me.
[01:05] SATOKO
This is a scary film, isn't it?
[01:07] KONOHA
Hey, stop clinging to me.
[01:09] SATOKO
S-Sorry.
[01:13] KONOHA
I'm going to bed now.
[01:17] SATOKO
Um...
[01:19] SATOKO
Can I sleep over here tonight?
[01:21] KONOHA
Where's this coming from?
[01:22] SATOKO
Well...
[01:23] SATOKO
The movie earlier was scary...
[01:26] SATOKO
And the kitchen is a bit cold, so...
[01:31] SATOKO
Oh, and also,
[01:33] SATOKO
Leader told me the other day
that our situation is weird!
[01:37] SATOKO
She told me that they bathe
together and sleep together.
[01:42] SATOKO
They seem to get along very well.
[01:45] KONOHA
I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them,
[01:49] KONOHA
but you're a freeloader here.
[01:51] KONOHA
And we're just colleagues, anyway.
[01:54] SATOKO
Huh?
[01:57] KONOHA
Goodnight.
[02:16] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[03:33] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
[03:35] SIGN
Leaf 4
[03:36] SATOKO
Leader!
[03:38] SATOKO
She told me we're just colleagues!
[03:40] SATOKO
What do you think about that?!
[03:42] KURO
What do I think? Well...
[03:43] KURO
Sounds like something she'd say.
[03:45] SATOKO
Is that all?!
[03:47] KURO
Also, stop calling me every
time something happens.
[03:51] KURO
I'm a busy woman!
[03:53] SATOKO
Huh...
[03:54] KURO
Can't you try to hide that "but you're
unemployed" look on your face?
[03:58] KURO
Forget it. I'm going home.
[03:59] SATOKO
Please wait!
[04:00] SATOKO
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
[04:05] KURO
What was that?
[04:06] SATOKO
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
[04:13] KURO
What are you displeased about, anyway?
[04:16] KURO
As long as you have food, clothes,
and shelter, isn't that enough?
[04:19] SATOKO
Th-That's true.
[04:20] KURO
Wow, you agreed so easily.
[04:22] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[04:24] SATOKO
It's resolved now!
[04:25] SATOKO
Bye!
[04:26] KURO
Hey, don't try to leave!
[04:27] SIGN
End
[04:30] KURO
So in other words,
[04:32] KURO
you're dissatisfied with
your relationship, right?
[04:35] SATOKO
Yes! That's right!
[04:38] SATOKO
When I spoke with you and your
girlfriend the other day,
[04:42] SATOKO
you two seemed to be very close.
[04:44] SATOKO
I couldn't help comparing
the two of us to that.
[04:48] SATOKO
I want me and Konoha-san
to be the way you two are!
[04:52] KURO
Huh?!
[04:53] KURO
Does that mean...
[04:55] KURO
S-Seriously?
[04:57] KURO
I see...
[05:00] KURO
You have lousy taste in women.
[05:04] KURO
Okay, then!
[05:06] KURO
If that's what this is about,
I'll help you out!
[05:11] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[05:13] SATOKO
I'll be in your care!
[05:15] SATOKO
I hope I can live happily with
Konoha-san like the two of them!
[05:19] KURO
Yeah, leave it to me!
[05:21] KURO
I didn't know she wanted
to be a couple like us!
[05:28] SATOKO
What are these?
[05:30] KURO
Well, as far as I've seen,
your feelings seem to be one-sided.
[05:36] KURO
So let's start by doing things
that'll gain her affection.
[05:39] SATOKO
Really?
[05:42] SATOKO
I have a long way to go.
[05:43] KURO
Don't worry.
[05:45] KURO
You may not know it,
but I'm actually pretty popular.
[05:51] SATOKO
Leader...
[05:52] KURO
So just leave it to me.
[05:55] SATOKO
Okay!
[05:57] KURO
Now, let's get started.
[05:58] KURO
Upon thorough investigation,
[06:00] KURO
the number one thing popular
men desire in a partner is...
[06:04] KURO
the face!
[06:06] KURO
It says, "If a girl has a cute face,
anything she does is cute."
[06:10] KURO
Well, Yuri is cute.
[06:18] KURO
Average.
[06:19] KURO
Okay, the number two thing is...
[06:20] KURO
the body!
[06:22] KURO
"A nice body makes me happy."
[06:24] KURO
Yuri fits this, too.
[06:29] KURO
Average.
[06:30] KURO
Next.
[06:31] KURO
Number three is... cooking!
[06:33] KURO
"If she can secure your stomach,
there's no escape."
[06:36] KURO
Satoko, you can pull this one off.
[06:39] SATOKO
Yes! I'm confident in my cooking!
[06:44] SATOKO
Thank you so much, Leader!
[06:48] KURO
Sure! Good luck!
[06:57] KONOHA
I'm home.
[06:58] SATOKO
Welcome back, Konoha-san!
[07:00] KONOHA
Whoa. What's with that outfit?
[07:03] SATOKO
Is it cute?
[07:08] (Flashback) KURO
Leader's advice #1!
[07:11] (Flashback) KURO
It feels good to see them cook!
[07:11] SATOKO
Eat up.
[07:14] (Flashback) KURO
Leader's advice #2!
[07:17] (Flashback) KURO
It feels good to see them in sexy outfits.
[07:17] SATOKO
Only a peek.
[07:23] KONOHA
You'll get burned.
[07:26] SATOKO
Huh?
[07:27] KONOHA
So what's for dinner tonight?
[07:34] SATOKO
It's tempura!
[07:36] KONOHA
You'll get burned.
[07:40] SATOKO
It's finished.
[07:42] SATOKO
My skin stings... It hurts...
[07:44] KONOHA
I told you so. It's because
you're dressed like that.
[07:47] KONOHA
Nothing tastes good when I eat it
looking at someone covered in burns.
[07:51] SATOKO
I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then!
[07:54] KONOHA
You are a fool.
[07:56] SATOKO
Leader! It's not working!
[07:57] KURO
Peace.
[07:59] KONOHA
So loud.
[08:00] (Flashback) KURO
Leader's advice #3!
[08:03] (Flashback) KURO
Girls who are good at cooking are popular!
[08:06] SATOKO
Is the tempura good?
[08:07] KONOHA
It's good.
[08:09] SATOKO
Oh, I'm so glad.
[08:11] SATOKO
As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy
[08:13] SATOKO
to see you smile like that as you eat!
[08:16] KONOHA
Am I smiling right now?
[08:19] SATOKO
Yes. You're beaming!
[08:22] KONOHA
Can we eat separately from now on?
[08:24] SATOKO
What? Wh-Why?
[08:31] (Flashback) KURO
Leader's advice #4.
[08:34] (Flashback) KURO
Girls who are good listeners are popular.
[08:36] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[08:37] SATOKO
How was school today?
[08:40] KONOHA
Normal, I guess.
[08:42] SATOKO
I see.
[08:48] KONOHA
Oh.
[08:49] SATOKO
What?! What is it?!
[08:50] KONOHA
I did a job by myself on
my way home from school.
[08:53] KONOHA
Could you go dispose of the body?
[08:56] (Flashback) KURO
Leader's advice #5...
[09:00] (Flashback) KURO
Girls you can rely on are popular!
[09:04] SATOKO
Leave it to me!
[09:14] SATOKO
This is it.
[09:16] SATOKO
Konoha-san sure is messy!
[09:21] SATOKO
Was she like this before she
started working with me?
[09:26] SATOKO
She won't talk about herself
with me, after all...
[09:30] HATSUKO
Don't move.
[09:32] HATSUKO
You're wide open.
[09:34] HATSUKO
Someone like you took out
Big Sis and the others?
[09:37] SATOKO
You're a ninja pursuer...
[09:41] HATSUKO
It has a paralyzing drug on it.
You won't be able to move.
[09:46] HATSUKO
I'll get straight to the point.
[09:48] SIGN
Asuka
[09:48] SIGN
Fumiko
[09:48] SIGN
Midori
[09:48] HATSUKO
Can you turn them back?
[09:52] HATSUKO
These ninjas who turned into leaves.
[09:54] SIGN
Michiru
[09:54] SIGN
Arisa
[09:55] HATSUKO
Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back?
[09:59] SATOKO
You've been collecting them.
[10:00] HATSUKO
Hey. Answer me.
[10:02] SATOKO
I-I don't know.
[10:04] HATSUKO
No matter.
[10:06] HATSUKO
I expected that.
[10:09] HATSUKO
I'm sure you already knew,
[10:11] HATSUKO
but anyone back in the village
can use basic ninja skills.
[10:15] HATSUKO
But just like your leaf-turning ability,
[10:18] HATSUKO
the ninjutsu that people are born
with varies from person to person.
[10:22] HATSUKO
A ninja who used a technique
similar to yours in the past
[10:25] HATSUKO
was able to break down a
broken object into leaves
[10:28] HATSUKO
and then return it to a whole object.
[10:32] SIGN
Plans
[10:32] HATSUKO
If you don't know how to turn them back yet,
[10:37] HATSUKO
I can take you back to the village
and train you until you learn it.
[10:41] HATSUKO
Of course, I'll kill you after that.
[10:47] SIGN
Plans
[10:47] HATSUKO/KONOHA
"There are ninjas in the village
who can resurrect the dead."
[10:52] KONOHA
"Big Sis and the others can
still come back to life."
[10:57] KONOHA
So that's what she was planning?
[11:02] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[11:03] KONOHA
I accidentally let you go out on your own.
[11:06] KONOHA
Are you okay?
[11:07] SATOKO
I'm fine.
[11:09] SATOKO
I still can't quite move, though...
[11:12] KONOHA
Give me your leg.
[11:13] SATOKO
I didn't know you'd worry about me.
[11:16] KONOHA
Of course I do.
[11:18] KONOHA
You're my precious colleague.
[11:23] KONOHA
But that's amazing.
Can your ninja skills really do that?
[11:26] KONOHA
Turn people back, I mean.
[11:29] SATOKO
I don't know.
[11:31] SATOKO
I didn't pay attention in class, after all.
[11:34] KONOHA
I see.
[11:36] KONOHA
It might be useful if you
could learn how to do that.
[11:39] KONOHA
Well, for now, turn this one
into leaves so we can go...
[11:42] KONOHA
Oh, wait.
[11:44] KONOHA
There's a possibility they
can come back to life.
[11:49] KONOHA
In that case...
[11:50] KONOHA
let's burn them.
[11:56] YURIKO
Coming.
[11:57] KURO
Hey, you two.
[11:58] YURIKO
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan.
[12:01] KONOHA
Please don't call me Assassin-chan.
[12:03] YURIKO
What happened to Satoko-chan?
[12:05] KONOHA
She got a bit hurt.
[12:07] KONOHA
But that's not the point.
[12:09] KONOHA
I've heard that she's been in your
care, so I brought something.
[12:13] YURIKO
Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes!
[12:15] KURO
So you are capable of such gestures.
[12:18] KONOHA
We cooked too many.
[12:20] YURIKO
Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes.
[12:22] KURO
What's this, Satoko?
[12:25] KURO
Looks like you two are getting along.
[12:27] SATOKO
Konoha-san! Please let me down!
[12:29] SATOKO
This is embarrassing!
[12:33] SATOKO; KONOHA< KURO; YURIKO
Ninkoro.
[12:37] AYAKA
Ninkoro.
[12:39] KONOHA
I'm home.
[12:49] KONOHA
Huh?
[12:55] KONOHA
What's all this?
[12:57] SATOKO
Welcome home.
[13:00] KONOHA
No, what is this?
[13:02] KONOHA
There's nothing here.
[13:04] SATOKO
The ninja the other day said that
[13:07] SATOKO
I could have the ability to turn back
things that I've turned into leaves...
[13:12] KONOHA
Wait, why?
[13:15] KONOHA
Why would you test it on my furniture
when you can't do that yet?
[13:19] KURO
So you got kicked out and came to us, huh?
[13:23] SATOKO
No. I ran away.
[13:26] SATOKO
I was practicing for Konoha-san's
sake, and yet she...
[13:28] KURO
You were definitely in the wrong this time.
[13:32] SATOKO
Well, I do feel bad for turning her
furniture into leaves without permission...
[13:37] YURIKO
Now, now. Conflict can be necessary.
[13:40] YURIKO
If you want to live together
in harmony, that is.
[13:43] YURIKO
You can stay with us until things calm down.
[13:46] SATOKO
Yay!
[13:46] KURO
Ugh, no way!
[13:57] YURIKO
It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan.
[14:01] SATOKO
Okay.
[14:02] YURIKO
Did you sleep well?
[14:04] SATOKO
Yes! I slept much better than usual!
[14:07] YURIKO
Probably because you
normally sleep in the kitchen.
[14:10] KURO
Yuri.
[14:13] KURO
What's for breakfast?
[14:15] YURIKO
What do you think?
[14:18] YURIKO
It's your favorite, Kuro-chan.
[14:19] KURO
Hmm... Omelets?
[14:23] YURIKO
Correct!
[14:24] KURO
I'm so happy.
[14:30] KURO
I love you, Yuri.
[14:33] YURIKO
Not now, Kuro-chan.
[14:35] YURIKO
Satoko-chan is looking.
[14:39] YURIKO
Wait, she really is looking!
[14:41] KURO
I forgot!
[14:42] SATOKO
Huh? Is that even possible?
[14:50] YURIKO
Well, I'm off to work.
[14:52] KURO
Uh, hang on, Yuri.
[14:54] YURIKO
Ah, that's right.
[14:58] YURIKO
Here. Good luck job-hunting.
[15:01] KURO
Thanks, Yuri.
[15:03] YURIKO
Satoko-chan.
[15:04] YURIKO
Could you help me take out the trash?
[15:07] SATOKO
Oh, sure!
[15:08] KURO
I can do that.
[15:10] YURIKO
No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan.
[15:14] YURIKO
Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask.
[15:17] SATOKO
Sure! What is it?
[15:18] YURIKO
Could you check to see what Kuro-chan
is up to while I'm at work?
[15:23] SATOKO
Check on Leader?
[15:24] YURIKO
Yes.
[15:26] YURIKO
I'm a little worried.
[15:28] YURIKO
Kuro-chan is easily tempted...
[15:31] SATOKO
I see.
[15:33] SATOKO
I'll try!
[15:39] KURO
All done.
[15:42] KURO
I was able to finish the chores
early thanks to your help.
[15:46] SATOKO
You can count on me!
[15:48] KURO
Yeah.
[15:49] KURO
What good timing.
[15:51] KURO
Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now.
[15:55] KURO
Don't follow me, Satoko.
[16:01] SATOKO
Okay! I understand!
[16:13] SATOKO
Hmm... Could she be cheating?
[16:33] SATOKO
Oh, she went in somewhere.
[16:35] SIGN
Pachinko
[16:43] YURIKO
So how did it go, Satoko-chan?
[16:45] YURIKO
Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor?
[16:48] SATOKO
Yes, she did!
[16:50] SATOKO
A very noisy place!
[16:51] KURO
Hey! I told you not to tell her!
[16:54] YURIKO
You promised you'd never go again...
[16:57] YURIKO
And you even lied...
[16:58] KURO
You've got it all wrong!
[17:01] YURIKO
How am I wrong?
[17:03] KURO
No, I mean...
[17:04] KURO
There's no recreation back at the village.
[17:07] KURO
Compared to that, there's so much here.
[17:10] KURO
I didn't know so many fun
things existed in the world.
[17:14] SATOKO
Oh! Was the loud place you were
at the same as the man we saw?
[17:18] YURIKO
What do you mean?!
[17:19] YURIKO
Are you... cheating on me?!
[17:21] KURO
What?! I was just asking him about the horses!
[17:23] YURIKO
Horses?!
[17:24] YURIKO
Don't tell me you've also been betting
on horse races on top of pachinko!
[17:28] KURO
What about you?
[17:29] KURO
You used Satoko to monitor me!
[17:32] YURI
You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet!
[17:34] KURO
That's...
[17:35] SATOKO
This is uncomfortable...
[17:36] KURO
Anyway, please have more trust in me!
[17:36] YURIKO
You jerk! Jerk!
[17:44] KURO
What now?
[17:46] SATOKO
I know what this is.
[17:47] KURO
A ninja pursuer!
[17:50] AYAKA
I finally found you....
[17:53] AYAKA
Leader!
[17:54] KURO
Huh? Me?
[18:01] AYAKA
How could you?! When you have someone like me!
[18:05] KURO
Huh?
[18:05] AYAKA
I left the village because
you said you were leaving!
[18:09] KURO
You're... Sayuri!
[18:11] AYAKA
It's Ayaka!
[18:12] AYAKA
Did you forget my name already?!
[18:15] KURO
Sorry...
[18:16] AYAKA
And you're even living with
this... this civilian woman!
[18:21] AYAKA
This is unheard of!
[18:22] AYAKA
You're being tricked, right?
[18:25] AYAKA
Don't worry. I'll save you now!
[18:30] KURO
Wait!
[18:30] AYAKA
Die!
[18:40] KONOHA
Wow, that was a close one.
[18:43] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[18:44] KONOHA
Why did you bother protecting her?
[18:46] SATOKO
Because...
[18:48] YURIKO
Thank you, Satoko-chan.
[18:50] YURIKO
You put yourself in danger to protect me.
[18:52] SATOKO
Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us.
[18:55] SATOKO
Besides...
[18:56] KURO
Yuri!
[18:59] YURIKO
Thank you, Assassin-chan.
[19:02] KONOHA
I wouldn't have helped if
Satoko-chan hadn't covered you.
[19:06] YURIKO
What?
[19:07] YURIKO
Does that mean you wanted me to die?
[19:10] YURIKO
So scary.
[19:12] KURO
H-Hey, Satoko, that...
[19:15] KURO
You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop
you from turning her into leaves...
[19:20] KURO
But she was a comrade who
left the village with us.
[19:20] YURIKO
Your ex? Was she your ex?
[19:23] SATOKO
Oh...
[19:24] KURO
She was just acting out a little.
Isn't there anything you can do?
[19:28] SATOKO
I see...
[19:29] SATOKO
Then, rather than burning her,
I'll use her for my resurrection training!
[19:29] SIGN
Sayuri
[19:33] KURO
"Using" her doesn't sound very moral...
[19:37] KONOHA
Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan.
[19:40] SATOKO
What? But I ran away from—
[19:42] KURO
Go on home, Satoko.
[19:45] KURO
Don't you understand?
[19:47] KURO
She instantly came to your aid because
you endangered yourself for Yuri.
[19:54] KURO
Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you
to make sure you wouldn't be in danger.
[20:02] KURO
She worries about you, Satoko.
[20:07] KONOHA
Come on. Let's hurry home.
[20:14] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[20:16] SATOKO
I'm sorry about that.
[20:18] KONOHA
Don't worry about it.
[20:19] SATOKO
Also, about what you said before...
[20:22] KONOHA
Before?
[20:23] SATOKO
Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend.
[20:27] KONOHA
Yeah?
[20:28] SATOKO
I actually just tripped in front of her.
[20:33] SATOKO
Aw, snap.
[20:37] SATOKO
Huh? Did you just laugh?
[20:38] KONOHA
No.
[20:39] SATOKO
You definitely did.
[20:41] KONOHA
Enough. Let's go home.
[20:43] KONOHA
To our home with nothing.
[20:45] SATOKO
You haven't bought any furniture?
[20:50] MARIN
I've found you,
[20:54] MARIN
Glasses Assassin.
[22:23] SIGN
To Be Continued
[22:27] KURO
This got out of hand.
[22:30] YURIKO
What should we tell the police?
[22:33] KURO
Guess we'll have to move out.
[22:36] KURO
But we'd need money...
[22:39] YURIKO
That's true...
[22:40] YURIKO
You can't go to pachinko
parlors or races anymore.
[22:43] KURO
I said I'm sorry.
[22:45] SIGN
TV
[22:45] SIGN
Dresser
[22:45] SIGN
Bed
[22:46] KONOHA
Don't do it again.
[22:48] KONOHA
Next time, I'll make you pay for everything.
[22:51] SATOKO
Okay...
[22:52] KONOHA
Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed.
[23:01] KONOHA
Satoko-chan.
[23:03] KONOHA
Want to sleep next to me?
[23:05] SATOKO
What? Really?!
[23:07] KONOHA
Well, this room is cold.
[23:09] KONOHA
If only we had the heater...
[23:12] SATOKO
I'm sorry...
[23:13] SATOKO
I turned them all into leaves.
[23:20] KONOHA
Night.
[23:21] SATOKO
Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san.
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
You're very strong, Konoha-san.
[23:32] SATOKO
You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too?
[23:36] SATOKO
It's impossible.
[23:37] SATOKO
You're heavy, Konoha-san.
[23:38] KONOHA
You're pissing me off.
5 - A Robot and an Assassin Under One Roof
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[00:06] ROBOKO
Good morning.
[00:13] ROBOKO
Time to wake up, Konoha-san.
[00:19] KONOHA
Morning, Satoko-chan.
[00:22] ROBOKO
Good morning.
[00:31] KONOHA
Why are your hands cold?
[00:33] SATOKO
That's not the problem here!
[00:36] SIGN
Leaf 5
A Robot and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[00:39] SIGN
A Few Hours Earlier
[00:46] SIGN
Trash Collection Zone
[00:48] SATOKO
Is this trash someone left behind?
[00:54] SATOKO
Wh-What is this?!
[01:00] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[01:05] SIGN
Present
[01:09] MARIN
Behold!
[01:10] MARIN
As expected...
[01:11] MARIN
My robot is perfect!
[01:13] SATOKO
What was that robot?!
[01:16] MARIN
Oh, very well.
[01:22] MARIN
I shall explain!
[01:28] MARIN
Roboko is a robot equipped
with AI, modeled after you.
[01:32] SATOKO
Oh...
[01:33] MARIN
It's designed to do chores like you.
[01:37] SATOKO
Ooh.
[01:39] MARIN
Although, lately it's been learning a lot of new
features I don't even know about on its own.
[01:44] SATOKO
Huh?
[01:46] SATOKO
Wait, Konoha-san?!
[01:47] SATOKO
She's eating as if nothing's wrong!
[01:49] MARIN
Looks like she's unable to come to your aid.
[01:52] SATOKO
What? Why doesn't she notice?
[01:55] SATOKO
Th-Th-This is weird!
[02:06] ROBOKO
What is the matter?
[02:07] KONOHA
I feel like...
[02:09] KONOHA
the miso soup isn't as good as usual.
[02:14] ROBOKO
I feel it is rude to complain about
food that someone made for you.
[02:18] KONOHA
I guess you're right.
[02:19] SATOKO
She let the robot argue back!
[02:21] SATOKO
So that's how I should respond...
[02:24] MARIN
And now Glasses Assassin
is no longer a problem!
[02:27] MARIN
Now, you will work for me, ninja girl!
[02:32] SATOKO
Speaking of, what are you planning to
do by kidnapping me and not killing me?
[02:39] MARIN
I'm the same way Glasses used to be.
[02:51] SIGN
SHRIEK
[02:52] MARIN
I leave too much evidence.
[02:53] SIGN
236 Glasses
[02:53] SIGN
237 Skull-chan
[02:54] MARIN
And that's why I was low in the rankings.
[02:55] SIGN
New Review
[02:55] SIGN
Thank you for your quick work.
However, I think you leave behind too much evidence.
You do the job well, but I think you need a little more
than that...
I'll be leaving a 1-star review this time.
Please do your best next time.
[02:55] SIGN
Anon (male)
[03:01] SIGN
236 Glasses
[03:01] SIGN
New Review
[03:02] SIGN
Your work is sloppy and you leave too much evidence.
[03:04] (Flashback) MARIN
We're the same.
[03:11] MARIN
So I secretly considered her my rival,
[03:13] SIGN
Assassin Ranking
[03:13] MARIN
but she's been shooting up
in the rankings lately.
[03:15] SIGN
Rank up
[03:15] SIGN
98 Glasses
[03:17] MARIN
Her reviews said that she left no traces.
[03:24] MARIN
It made me curious,
so I decided to look into her.
[03:32] MARIN
That's when I found out that she was
teaming up and working with you.
[03:47] SATOKO
You have a skill that allows you
to leave no evidence, correct?
[03:51] SATOKO
I suppose.
[03:52] SATOKO
I can turn things into leaves.
[03:55] MARIN
What?! That's amazing!
[03:56] MARIN
You use magic?!
[03:58] SATOKO
It's ninjutsu.
[03:59] MARIN
A-Awesome!
[04:01] SIGN
Thinking
[04:01] SATOKO
That's right. Robots can't use ninja skills.
[04:04] SATOKO
Surely Konoha-san will pick up on that
[04:06] SATOKO
when they do a job together,
and then she'll realize it's a fake!
[04:10] KONOHA
You're a fake.
[04:13] SATOKO
I'm counting on you, Konoha-san!
[04:15] MARIN
Hey, can you turn this chair back?
[04:17] SATOKO
Please hurry and realize
that the robot isn't me.
[04:23] MARIN
Well? Can you?
[04:24] KONOHA
We've got work after this.
[04:27] KONOHA
What do you want to do for dinner?
[04:28] KONOHA
Make it here? Eat out afterward?
[04:32] ROBOKO
I am
[04:33] ROBOKO
fine anywhere as long as there is an outlet.
[04:37] KONOHA
You're a child of the times...
[04:38] MARIN
Oh, looks like they're heading to work.
[04:40] MARIN
We should go to work, too.
[04:43] MARIN
Show me what you've got, kunoichi.
[04:46] MARIN
What are you worried about?
[04:48] MARIN
It's no different from your previous job.
[04:51] MARIN
There's no reason to stick with her.
[04:54] MARIN
Look at Glasses.
[04:55] MARIN
She doesn't even realize that's not you.
[04:57] SATOKO
No!
[04:58] SATOKO
Konoha-san will figure it out!
[05:00] SATOKO
I'm going to make sure with my own eyes!
[05:04] MARIN
Hey! Wait!
[05:07] KONOHA
All right.
[05:08] KONOHA
Done.
[05:09] ROBOKO
Job complete.
[05:11] SATOKO
Oh, there they—
[05:14] KONOHA
Satoko-chan. The usual, please.
[05:17] ROBOKO
What?
[05:17] KONOHA
Don't "what?" me. The usual.
[05:19] KONOHA
Where you turn the bodies into
leaves to erase the evidence.
[05:22] ROBOKO
Oh, yes. Erase.
[05:39] SATOKO
What was that feature?!
[05:41] MARIN
No clue. I made it all on vibes.
[05:44] MARIN
But wow, as expected of me.
[05:47] SATOKO
That's something no human can do.
[05:49] SATOKO
That's it!
[05:50] SATOKO
Maybe she'll realize it now!
[05:52] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[05:53] KONOHA
Satoko-chan...
[05:55] KONOHA
You've powered up.
[05:56] SATOKO
Why won't you realize?!
[05:57] SIGN
SCREAM!!
[05:57] SATOKO
Why?!
[05:58] SATOKO
Are you doing a comedy skit?!
[06:00] MARIN
Whoa! Hey!
[06:00] SATOKO
It doesn't make sense!
[06:02] SATOKO
Laser beams came from its eyes!
[06:04] SATOKO
I'm not this metallic!
[06:07] SATOKO
Could it be... you were playing
dumb so you could lure her out?
[06:11] SATOKO
That's right!
[06:12] SATOKO
She's the assassin who kidnapped me!
[06:15] KONOHA
There are two Satoko-chans?!
[06:17] SATOKO
Konoha-san?!
[06:17] MARIN
Well, can't be helped now
that I've been caught.
[06:21] MARIN
My name is Izutsumi Marin!
[06:23] MARIN
I'm your rival!
[06:25] SATOKO
Take another good look, Konoha-san.
[06:31] SATOKO
Marin-san...
[06:33] SATOKO
I can't accept Konoha-san being
genuinely fooled by this.
[06:37] SATOKO
She's not supposed to be this stupid.
[06:40] SATOKO
Is something coming from
the robot that hypnotizes her
[06:43] SATOKO
into thinking it looks like me?
[06:45] MARIN
Nope, nothing.
[06:46] SATOKO
Nothing?!
[06:47] MARIN
It's the spitting image.
[06:48] SATOKO
The spitting image?!
[06:49] SATOKO
Spitting... image?
[06:53] ROBOKO
Tee-hee.
[06:57] SATOKO
Listen here!
[06:58] SATOKO
Look at this!
[07:00] SATOKO
A robot can't do this!
[07:01] SATOKO
Leaf-turning ninja technique!
[07:03] SIGN
Charging
[07:03] SATOKO
I turned this AC into leaves in an instant!
[07:07] KONOHA
Isn't that one better?
[07:09] MARIN
Cool. Maybe I'll come back and
retrieve it to use it for myself.
[07:14] SATOKO
O-Oh, right! This morning's miso soup!
[07:18] SATOKO
You said it wasn't good!
[07:19] SATOKO
I can make better meals
than this robot, Konoha-san!
[07:23] KONOHA
I'm sorry, Satoko-chan.
I see things clearly now.
[07:26] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[07:27] KONOHA
Now, let's defeat these two together.
[07:30] SIGN
BANG!
[07:31] MARIN
We'll remember this!
[07:38] KONOHA
Let's eat.
[07:46] ROBOKO
How is it?
[07:47] ROBOKO
Did the miso soup turn out delicious?
[07:49] KONOHA
Hmm...
[07:51] KONOHA
The flavor is a little weak.
[07:53] ROBOKO
Sad...
[07:54] KONOHA
But this is my first time trying
miso soup with eggplant.
[07:59] KONOHA
It's good.
[08:03] MARIN
Darn.
[08:04] MARIN
Just you wait, Glasses Assassin!
[08:07] SATOKO
Do you not need me because Roboko
can emit lasers from its eyes?!
[08:13] MARIN
Ninkoro.
[08:15] ROBOKO
Ninkoro.
[08:36] ROBOKO
Smile.
[08:42] SATOKO
Hello.
[08:43] SATOKO
I'm Kusagakure Satoko.
[08:45] SATOKO
After unintentionally
leaving the ninja village,
[08:47] SATOKO
I was taken in by Konoha-san,
and we've been living together.
[08:51] SATOKO
However, somehow I've been living
with an assassin girl named Marin
[08:56] SATOKO
for a whole month now.
[08:59] MARIN
Hey, kunoichi. Breakfast is ready.
[09:03] SATOKO
Coming.
[09:08] SATOKO
It's very delicious.
[09:10] SATOKO
What is this dish called?
[09:12] SIGN
You can't get enough of the melty cheese!
[09:13] MARIN
It's called croque-monsieur.
[09:15] MARIN
It's nice to have a Western-style
breakfast like this sometimes, right?
[09:18] SATOKO
Yes!
[09:24] KONOHA
Satoko-chan.
[09:26] SIGN
Boiling
[09:26] ROBOKO
Yes. Warm tea, correct?
[09:31] KONOHA
Wow. How did you know?
[09:35] ROBOKO
Your body temperature was lowering.
[09:38] ROBOKO
And it has been some time
since you last hydrated.
[09:38] SIGN
Today's Activity Log
7:00 Wake up
7:01 Sleep again
8:23 Wake up
8:26 Wash face / brush teeth
8:38 Breakfast
8:56 Lie down
11:13 Toilet
12:02 Lunch
12:34 Lie down
[09:41] KONOHA
You're very attentive,
but it's kind of grossing me out.
[09:49] ROBOKO
Konoha-san.
[09:51] ROBOKO
Am I... useful?
[09:55] KONOHA
Where's this coming from?
[09:58] KONOHA
Yeah, you're useful.
[10:02] ROBOKO
Then I am glad.
[10:06] KONOHA
Though, lately, you give
the overwhelming impression
[10:09] KONOHA
of a large home appliance when you sit.
[10:13] KONOHA
You mainly cooked Japanese-style dishes,
but you've expanded your repertoire.
[10:17] KONOHA
Your miso soup especially tastes better.
[10:20] SATOKO
What?
[10:21] SATOKO
Am I losing to a robot?
[10:21] SIGN
Commentary
[10:25] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[10:27] MARIN
I told you to knock.
[10:30] SATOKO
Could you teach me how to make
that, um... croque-monsieur?
[10:35] MARIN
What's this about?
[10:41] SATOKO
I thought she might like it if I learned some
new recipes beyond Japanese-style foods.
[10:47] SATOKO
Konoha-san only smiles when it's time to eat.
[10:52] MARIN
That's right!
[10:54] MARIN
Normally, she's super stone-faced.
[10:56] MARIN
Like in this picture!
[10:58] MARIN
She's not smiling, but look how cool she looks!
[11:00] SATOKO
Marin-san, could it be that you...
[11:02] SIGN
Konoha
[11:02] SIGN
Marin
[11:02] SATOKO
like Konoha-san?
[11:05] MARIN
N-No way!
[11:06] MARIN
I'm only researching her as her rival!
[11:11] ROBOKO
Hm.
[11:12] ROBOKO
After my miso soup research,
[11:14] SIGN
Studying
[11:15] ROBOKO
I think I will hone my skills to be
of assistance in Konoha-san's job.
[11:20] ROBOKO
Ding.
[11:22] SIGN
Do not feed the cats!!
[11:24] SIGN
Beware of Vicious Cats
[11:24] MAO
I've finally located it, nyan.
[11:26] MAO
The runaway ninja's lair.
[11:27] MAO
I'll report this to everyone in
the village and plan an ambush,
[11:30] MAO
and then it'll all be over, meow.
[11:36] MAO
Who are you, meow?!
[11:38] MAO
W-Wait a minute, meow!
[11:40] MAO
This is a secret scroll passed
down among the Kusagakure.
[11:43] MAO
If you remove this seal...
[11:43] SIGN
Time until transformation
is complete:
[11:45] MAO
Just for you, I'll tell you what happens.
[11:47] MAO
So shut up and listen, meow!
[11:49] ROBOKO
I have determined you are stalling for time.
[11:49] SIGN
Kill
[11:55] SIGN
GNYAAAAA
[11:59] KONOHA
I'm home.
[12:01] KONOHA
Wait, where'd all that blood come from?!
[12:03] ROBOKO
I cut my finger while cooking.
[12:06] KONOHA
Wha...
[12:08] KONOHA
Are you okay?
[12:10] KONOHA
I don't see any injuries anywhere.
[12:13] ROBOKO
The wound must have healed already.
[12:16] KONOHA
Really?
[12:17] SIGN
Thank you
[12:17] ROBOKO
Thank you for your concern.
[12:18] SIGN
for your concern.
[12:19] KONOHA
We have a job in the mountains tomorrow,
so I'm going to bed early.
[12:22] ROBOKO
Right.
[12:30] KONOHA
I'm exhausted.
[12:32] ROBOKO
Good work today.
[12:35] KONOHA
I would've gotten lost in the mountains
if you hadn't flown us out there.
[12:41] ROBOKO
I was able to give it my all by
thinking about you, Konoha-san.
[12:59] KONOHA
Whoa. You okay?
[13:01] ROBOKO
Apologies. It seems I am tired from flying.
[13:08] KONOHA
Flying ninja skills are draining.
[13:10] KONOHA
Thanks for your hard work, Satoko-chan.
[13:15] ROBOKO
Could you plug me into... an outlet?
[13:18] KONOHA
Of course.
[13:23] KONOHA
You're sleeping there tonight?
[13:26] KONOHA
Okay, I'm turning off the lights.
[13:29] KONOHA
Goodnight, Satoko-chan.
[13:32] ROBOKO
Goodnight.
[13:37] KONOHA
Brr.
[13:38] KONOHA
That's right... We've...
[13:41] ROBOKO
We've been sleeping together lately,
[13:43] ROBOKO
so it's a bit lonely.
[13:46] KONOHA
Satoko-chan.
[13:56] ROBOKO
K-K-Konoha-san.
[13:58] KONOHA
What's with that look?
[14:01] KONOHA
I was a little cold, too.
[14:05] KONOHA
Here, lie down.
[14:15] KONOHA
Jeez, Satoko-chan.
[14:19] KONOHA
Satoko-chan...
[14:20] KONOHA
You're warm, like a charging phone.
[14:27] KONOHA
The miso soups you make are still the best.
[14:31] ROBOKO
You have said before that it was delicious,
so I prepared a full pot this time.
[14:37] KONOHA
That's too much.
[14:39] ROBOKO
Apologies.
[14:42] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[14:43] SATOKO
It's done!
[14:45] SIGN
Satoko-Style
Shinobi's Croque-Monsieur
[14:48] MARIN
This is good, kunoichi!
[14:50] MARIN
Great job for your first try!
[14:52] SATOKO
It's all thanks to your teaching, Marin-san.
[14:55] SATOKO
I'll make some for Konoha-san next.
[15:00] MARIN
All right, work complete!
[15:03] MARIN
Thanks to you, kunoichi,
I'm rising in the rankings.
[15:04] SIGN
162 Skull-chan
[15:06] MARIN
Thanks a bunch!
[15:08] MARIN
There, there, there.
[15:08] SATOKO
It makes me so happy to be praised.
[15:11] SIGN
162 Skull-chan
[15:12] MARIN
But because of Roboko,
Glasses isn't coming down any.
[15:13] SIGN
161 Glasses
[15:17] MARIN
As expected of my rival.
[15:19] SATOKO
I see.
[15:21] SATOKO
Konoha-san is just fine without me.
[15:29] MARIN
You know, you can go home if you want.
[15:31] SATOKO
Huh?
[15:32] MARIN
I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
[15:35] MARIN
No matter how perfect my robot
is at tricking Glasses...
[15:40] MARIN
Feeling like you're not needed
just sucks, doesn't it?
[15:46] SATOKO
Marin-san...
[15:49] MARIN
I had a sister before.
[15:52] MARIN
Unlike me, she could do anything—
[15:53] SATOKO
Thank you very much!
[15:55] SATOKO
I'm going home, then!
[15:56] MARIN
Huh? Hey!
[15:58] MARIN
I was still talking!
[15:59] SATOKO
So long!
[16:00] MARIN
Get back here!
[16:04] SIGN
Keep out
[16:04] KONOHA
All done.
[16:06] KONOHA
I'm getting hungry.
Let's head back after we eat.
[16:09] KONOHA
Do you prefer a place with an outlet again?
[16:11] ROBOKO
Yes, thank you.
[16:14] STAFF
Welcome in.
[16:17] KONOHA
Table for two.
[16:23] KONOHA
The electric bill's been a lot higher lately,
[16:26] KONOHA
so be mindful when you use it
for things other than charging.
[16:30] ROBOKO
Have the household finances been tight?
[16:32] KONOHA
Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
[16:35] ROBOKO
The jobs you do pay you very well.
[16:39] ROBOKO
However, since the original...
[16:41] ROBOKO
I mean, since I turned
your furniture into leaves,
[16:45] ROBOKO
we have been frugal in
buying new appliances,
[16:48] ROBOKO
thus making our standard of living low.
[16:52] KONOHA
I'm surprised. You noticed all that?
[16:57] ROBOKO
Of course. Because it's about you.
[17:01] KONOHA
What? That's kind of scary.
[17:06] ROBOKO
If you don't mind, could you tell me
[17:08] ROBOKO
the reason you chose this line
of work, raise your ranking,
[17:12] ROBOKO
and have the need to earn a lot of money?
[17:22] KONOHA
I guess I can tell you.
[17:24] KONOHA
But not everything.
[17:26] ROBOKO
I do not mind.
[17:27] ROBOKO
Rather than helping you at your
job without the knowledge,
[17:30] ROBOKO
I believe it would be good for me
[17:32] ROBOKO
as your coworker to
understand your objectives.
[17:35] KONOHA
It's more beneficial for me if
you remain a clueless helper.
[17:40] ROBOKO
I have helped you this far.
[17:42] ROBOKO
Do you believe there is something that could
stop me from helping you if you explain?
[17:47] ROBOKO
You can tell me anything.
[17:51] KONOHA
I suppose you're right.
[17:52] KONOHA
We've been together for a while now.
[17:56] KONOHA
I don't think you'd leave me just due to
disliking something about me now.
[18:05] ROBOKO
I see.
[18:06] ROBOKO
So that is your reason.
[18:09] KONOHA
This is the first time I've
told anyone about this.
[18:13] ROBOKO
I knew the name "Koga Konoha" was an alias,
but to think that you had such a past...
[18:18] KONOHA
Now that I've told you my reasons,
will you still work with me?
[18:24] ROBOKO
Of course I will.
[18:25] ROBOKO
As I said, I will not reject you.
[18:32] KONOHA
Satoko-chan, your skin is cold.
[18:39] SATOKO
Hey!
[18:40] SATOKO
What is this heartwarming atmosphere?!
[18:43] SIGN
Hug...
[18:44] SATOKO
H-Hugging?!
[18:47] KONOHA
You're here,
[18:48] KONOHA
fake Satoko-chan.
[18:49] SATOKO
I'm not!
[18:51] SATOKO
I'm not fake!
[18:52] SATOKO
That one is the fake!
[18:54] SATOKO
Didn't it feel hard when you hugged it?
[18:56] SATOKO
You just said it felt cold, too!
[18:58] SATOKO
That is robot! Cold!
[18:59] SATOKO
I am human! Warm!
[19:02] KONOHA
You make me sick.
[19:04] KONOHA
I held back last time because you
look so similar to Satoko-chan.
[19:07] MARIN
This doesn't look good, kunoichi!
[19:09] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[19:10] MARIN
Her murderous intent is no joke!
[19:12] SATOKO
Whoa, scary!
[19:12] KONOHA
That girl over there didn't bother me
since she was lower in the rankings,
[19:17] KONOHA
but lately, her rank's been skyrocketing.
[19:19] MARIN
Gulp.
[19:20] KONOHA
Satoko-chan, please.
[19:21] ROBOKO
Yes.
[19:22] SATOKO
"Yes"?
[19:30] ROBOKO
I released a special powder.
[19:32] ROBOKO
Now no one around us can see us.
[19:35] KONOHA
Thank you, Satoko-chan.
[19:37] SATOKO; MARIN
What?! That's too convenient!
[19:39] MARIN
Roboko, I'm the one who created you!
[19:42] ROBOKO
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot...
[19:43] ROBOKO
Turn.
[19:44] MARIN
Hey! It's pretending it can't hear me!
[19:46] SATOKO
Wait, where's Konoha-san?
[19:48] MARIN
This isn't good, kunoichi!
[19:49] MARIN
Even if it's two people versus
one person and one robot,
[19:51] MARIN
I can't do anything with my bare hands!
[19:53] MARIN
Do you have a plan?
[19:55] SATOKO
No way! I know more than anyone
how strong Konoha-san is—
[19:58] SATOKO
One robot...
[19:58] SIGN
2 people VS 1 person + 1 robot
[20:00] SATOKO
That's it!
[20:01] MARIN
What is it, kunoichi?
[20:03] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[20:05] SATOKO
Look!
[20:17] SATOKO
My ninjutsu turns things into leaves.
[20:21] SATOKO
Robots are things, not people!
[20:24] SATOKO
Now do you understand
that I'm the real one?!
[20:45] SATOKO
Konoha-san?
[20:51] KONOHA
Oh... Right.
[20:54] KONOHA
You're the real Satoko-chan.
[20:57] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[20:59] KONOHA
I don't need that right now.
[21:01] SATOKO
Well, let's go home!
[21:04] KONOHA
Ah...
[21:07] KONOHA
Yeah.
[21:09] SATOKO
Marin-san, thank you for taking care of me!
[21:14] MARIN
Roboko...
[21:19] SATOKO
We're home.
[21:21] KONOHA
The miso soup...
[21:23] SATOKO
Roboko made that, right?
[21:25] SATOKO
Should I toss it and make a new batch?
[21:29] KONOHA
No, I'll eat it.
[21:31] KONOHA
I will.
[21:52] SATOKO
Oh. It's pretty good.
[23:26] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
Konoha-san, it's the next
episode's preview.
[23:33] KONOHA
Say it like Roboko would.
[23:34] SATOKO
Huh? Um, um...
[23:35] SATOKO
Konoha-san. It is the preview
for the next episode.
[23:37] KONOHA
Keep that up for a while.
6 - A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof
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[00:17] SATOKO
Konoha-san, for dinner tonight...
[00:20] SAKURA
I found you!
[00:21] SAKURA
Runaway ninja and assassin!
[00:24] SAKURA
I am Sakura, a ninja pursuer from the village!
[00:26] SAKURA
How dare you slaughter all those ninjas?!
[00:30] SATOKO
Gah.
[00:31] SAKURA
I shall end your life with my sword!
[00:36] SATOKO
Where were you keeping that?!
[00:39] SAKURA
Huh? Where's the assassin?
[01:00] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:17] SIGN
Leaf: 6
[02:18] SIGN
A Busty Girl and an Assassin Under One Roof
[02:22] SATOKO
Okay, I'll gather these up
[02:25] SATOKO
and take them home to try to
turn them back to normal!
[02:33] KONOHA
Speaking of, we never
collected Roboko's leaves.
[02:36] SATOKO
Oh. I forgot to do that.
[02:47] SATOKO
I-It's been quite some time since
the day we met, hasn't it?
[02:51] KONOHA
Has it?
[02:58] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san.
[02:59] SATOKO
While I was away, I learned how
to make some new dishes!
[03:04] SATOKO
I'll make some when we get home.
[03:06] KONOHA
Sure.
[03:08] SATOKO
B-By the way...
[03:10] SATOKO
The ninja who pulled her sword
from her breasts blew me away.
[03:14] SATOKO
If I had breasts as big as hers,
could I do that, too?
[03:18] SATOKO
Oh, I bet it would work with your size!
[03:21] KONOHA
That's sexual harassment.
[03:23] SATOKO
S-Sorry.
[03:25] KONOHA
Roboko was able to do that, though.
[03:27] KONOHA
She could store all kinds of stuff.
It made my job easier.
[03:30] SATOKO
What?! Like, in her breasts?!
[03:32] KONOHA
No, in her head.
[03:34] SATOKO
How could you not tell that she was a robot?
[03:45] MARIN
Vengeance for Roboko!
[03:50] SATOKKO
Marin-san!
[03:51] MARIN
Found you at last!
[03:53] MARIN
It's time for me to avenge Roboko!
[03:55] SATOKO
Oh, no! I don't want to fight you, Marin-san!
[03:59] KONOHA
You say you want vengeance, but you're
the one who started this whole thing.
[04:04] MARIN
I-I know that!
[04:06] MARIN
I'm not going to actually kill you!
[04:08] MARIN
I just wanted to hurt you a little
so you'd reflect on your actions!
[04:11] MARIN
I won't feel satisfied until I do!
[04:13] MARIN
Take this!
[04:17] SATOKO
What are these?!
[04:20] MARIN
Uh... Things are taking a perverted turn...
[04:26] MARIN
This is...
[04:30] MARIN
If you didn't like that, maybe you should
really think before you act from now on!
[04:36] KONOHA
You okay?
[04:37] SATOKO
Konoha-san, did you use me as a shield?
[04:40] KONOHA
Well, if she's out to avenge Roboko,
it's you she's after.
[04:44] SATOKO
How could you?
[04:51] SATOKO
Dinner's ready.
[05:00] SATOKO
Hm? Don't you like it?
[05:03] KONOHA
Huh? No, it's good.
[05:05] SATOKO
B-But you're not smiling like you usually do.
[05:09] KONOHA
Roboko's meals were better.
[05:12] SATOKO
Huh?
[05:16] SATOKO
So... what do you think about that, Marin-san?!
[05:20] MARIN
Why'd you come back?
[05:22] SATOKO
Because I can't seem to connect with
Leader, who I usually consult with.
[05:26] MARIN
Who even is that?
[05:27] MARIN
Besides, you destroyed all the
cameras I set up in Glasses' house!
[05:32] SATOKO
Well, who wants to be spied on like that?
[05:35] MARIN
Bold words coming from someone
who actually used them.
[05:39] SATOKO
Konoha-san has seemed down ever
since Roboko was eliminated.
[05:45] SATOKO
She keeps looking at me as if
she has something to say...
[05:49] SATOKO
But it seems she doesn't.
[05:53] SATOKO
She hasn't even been going to school.
She just stays at home all day.
[05:59] SATOKO
So on that note, could you
please make Roboko again?
[06:03] MARIN
Can't believe you of all
people want to request that.
[06:05] SIGN
Off
[06:05] SIGN
On
[06:05] SATOKO
Huh? Why do you say that?
[06:07] MARIN
I don't wanna.
[06:08] MARIN
Besides, it's impossible.
[06:09] SATOKO
What?
[06:11] MARIN
I make my robots based on vibes.
[06:14] MARIN
I can never make the same robot again.
[06:16] MARIN
Something like Roboko can only
be made once every ten years,
[06:19] MARIN
and I'm pretty mad at you
for turning her into leaves.
[06:22] MARIN
Did you already forget about yesterday?
[06:23] SATOKO
Yesterday...
[06:29] MARIN
Besides...
[06:31] SATOKO
Besides?
[06:33] MARIN
Don't you get it?
[06:35] MARIN
What do you think will happen
once I make Roboko again?
[06:39] SATOKO
Konoha-san would be happy.
[06:41] MARIN
And what about you?
[06:44] MARIN
You didn't like being replaced by her.
[06:47] MARIN
Are you saying you'd be
fine being replaced again?
[06:58] SATOKO
This time the three of us can live together.
[06:58] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin (and Roboko)
(All Three) Under One Roof
[07:01] MARIN
Don't propose absurd things like that.
[07:05] MARIN
In other words, Glasses mistook
Roboko for you and got too close.
[07:12] MARIN
And once Roboko left the picture,
[07:15] MARIN
she realized the one she got close with
wasn't you, and it threw her off.
[07:18] MARIN
Just a theory.
[07:19] MARIN
Do you understand?
[07:21] SATOKO
I think I do.
[07:23] MARIN
All it means is that you have to get
just as close with her as Roboko did.
[07:30] SATOKO
You're amazing, Marin-san!
[07:34] MARIN
I've read up on this... through shojo manga.
[07:37] MARIN
You should read them, too, so you can—
[07:42] MARIN
Wait, kunoichi, have your
boobs always been...
[07:44] SATOKO
Huh?
[07:45] SATOKO
Whoa, you're right! They're bigger!
[07:47] MARIN
How?! Is it ninjutsu?!
[07:49] SATOKO
What?! Is it?!
[07:50] MARIN
I'm asking you!
[07:52] SIGN
Grope
[07:52] SIGN
Grope
[07:52] SATOKO
I don't know anything about this!
[07:54] SATOKO
How did this happen all of a sudden?
[07:54] SIGN
Squish Squish Squish
[07:56] SATOKO
Is it my growth spurt?
[07:58] SATOKO
Actually, ever since you
attacked me last night,
[08:01] SATOKO
my breasts have been
feeling kind of itchy...
[08:03] MARIN
Could it be an effect of my invention?
[08:07] MARIN
Kunoichi, if you let me
experiment on you for a bit,
[08:11] MARIN
I'll let you off the hook
for destroying Roboko.
[08:13] SATOKO
What? You were still mad about that?!
[08:16] MARIN
Of course I was!
[08:25] SIGN
Incoming Call
[08:25] SIGN
Satoko-chan
[08:28] KONOHA
Hello?
[08:29] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[08:31] SATOKO
I'm going to help Marin-san
with an experiment of hers.
[08:34] SATOKO
I'll be staying at her house for a few days.
[08:37] KONOHA
All right.
[08:38] SIGN
Fun Milk
[08:39] SATOKO
About dinner—
[08:40] KONOHA
It's okay. I'll just eat whatever.
[08:43] SATOKO
If this experiment goes well,
I think it will really make you happy!
[08:48] SATOKO
So please look forward to it!
[08:50] KONOHA
What? It'll make me happy?
[08:55] SIGN
Ba-Boom!
[08:55] SATOKO
I am home!
[08:58] KONOHA
Wait, what? Who are you?
[09:00] KONOHA
This? This is supposed to make me happy?
[09:02] MARIN
Sorry, I went too far.
[09:05] SIGN
Bounce
[09:05] KONOHA
Huh? Were you like that before?
[09:07] MARIN
W-Well, I'm still in my growing phase.
[09:10] MARIN
If you're interested,
I'd be willing to treat you, too.
[09:14] KONOHA
No, not interested.
[09:15] SIGN
Boing
[09:15] SATOKO
What? I recommend it, Konoha-san!
[09:16] SIGN
Boing
[09:18] SIGN
Boing
[09:18] SATOKO
It felt nice, and the
results were immediate!
[09:19] SIGN
Boing
[09:20] SIGN
Boing
[09:21] MARIN
You were so scared at first, you nearly cried.
[09:21] SIGN
Bounce
[09:22] SIGN
Bounce
[09:23] SIGN
Bounce
[09:25] SIGN
Bounce
[09:25] SATOKO
Hey, Marin-san!
[09:26] SATOKO
You didn't have to say that!
[09:28] SIGN
Bounce
[09:28] SIGN
Bounce
[09:29] MARIN
I only said the truth.
[09:30] SIGN
Giddy
[09:30] KONOHA
How long are you keeping this up?
[09:32] MARIN
See you later, kunoichi.
[09:34] SATOKO
Yes, see you.
[09:35] KONOHA
She's coming back?
[09:39] SATOKO
These are all convenience store meals.
[09:41] SATOKO
It's only been a few days,
and look at this mess.
[09:44] SATOKO
Oh, did you have breakfast?
[09:46] KONOHA
Don't avoid the obvious.
[09:48] KONOHA
What are those?
[09:50] SATOKO
What are they?
[09:51] SIGN
Sparkle
[09:52] SATOKO
It's "breast storage" ninjutsu!
[09:54] KONOHA
What?
[09:55] SATOKO
It's the one that ninja the other day used!
[09:57] SATOKO
You even said that Roboko did something
similar, and that it was very useful!
[10:01] SATOKO
I wanted to learn that ninjutsu,
[10:04] SATOKO
so I had Marin-san make them
bigger with her experiments!
[10:07] KONOHA
Really?
[10:09] KONOHA
Do you really think just having big
breasts can make that possible?
[10:12] SATOKO
Now, now, just watch and see.
[10:15] SIGN
Squeeze
[10:17] SIGN
Bounce
[10:21] SATOKO
I can't do it.
[10:21] SIGN
Droop...
[10:22] KONOHA
I figured as much.
[10:24] KONOHA
I don't know for sure, but don't
you need training to do that?
[10:29] SATOKO
For now, let me just start cleaning.
[10:32] SIGN
Bounce Bounce
[10:36] KOONHA
What is it now?
[10:37] SATOKO
I can't reach. My boobs are in the way.
[10:40] KONOHA
Why do you seem a little happy about that?
[10:43] KONOHA
We need to go to work now.
[10:45] SATOKO
Yes!
[10:46] SATOKO
Let's get going!
[10:46] SIGN
Bounce
[10:47] SATOKO
I can put your belongings in my boobs...
[10:49] SATOKO
Oh, yeah, I can't do that.
[10:53] SIGN
Shopping District
[10:57] SIGN
Stare
[10:59] SATOKO
I can't help but notice people staring.
[11:01] KONOHA
Well, yeah...
[11:03] SATOKO
Is this how you felt before, too?
[11:04] SIGN
Bounce
[11:06] KONOHA
Again, why do you seem so happy?
[11:06] SIGN
Bounce
[11:09] KONOHA
The looks people are giving you
are different from the ones I get.
[11:13] SIGN
Ba-Bounce
[11:14] KONOHA
You tripped so dramatically.
[11:16] SATOKO
I can't see my footing!
[11:18] KONOHA
Oh. Looks like it, yeah.
[11:19] SIGN
Heavy...
[11:21] SATOKO
Can you please help me get up?
[11:26] SATOKO
I'm sorry.
[11:28] KONOHA
Can we even work together
in the state you're in?
[11:29] SIGN
Thud
[11:31] SIGN
Heavy...
[11:31] SATOKO
It'll be all right.
[11:34] SATOKO
I think...
[11:36] SATOKO
But I'll do my best!
[11:39] KONOHA
Hey, Satoko-chan. You're in the way.
[11:42] SATOKO
S-Sorry.
[11:44] SATOKO
I wanted to be of use to you, Konoha-san.
[11:52] (Flashback) KONOHA
Where are we?
[11:54] (Flashback) ROBOKO
Based on my remaining battery percentage,
[11:56] (Flashback) ROBOKO
I may not last until we reach the house, but...
[12:03] (Flashback) KONOHA
I'm sorry to make you push yourself.
[12:05] (Flashback) ROBOKO
I am glad that my skills are of use to you.
[12:09] (Flashback) ROBOKO
I was able to do my best by thinking about you.
[12:14] KONOHA
It's fine.
[12:15] KONOHA
I can do it myself this
time, so head home first.
[12:18] SATOKO
Oh, but...
[12:20] KONOHA
Really. You stand out so much,
it'll be hard to get the job done.
[12:23] SATOKO
Yes... I understand.
[12:26] KONOHA
Try not to trip.
[12:28] SATOKO
If that's the case,
I'll army crawl my way home.
[12:36] KONOHA
I'm home.
[12:38] KONOHA
Huh? She's not here.
[12:42] SATOKO
Oh, you got here quicker
than me, Konoha-san.
[12:45] KONOHA
Where were you?
[12:46] SATOKO
I was doing a bit of shopping.
[12:47] SIGN
Bounce
[12:49] KONOHA
Looking like that?
[12:51] SATOKO
I'll make dinner now.
[12:54] KONOHA
Can you? In that state?
[12:56] SATOKO
It's a little difficult.
[12:56] SIGN
Bounce
[12:58] SATOKO
But it's doable!
[13:04] SIGN
Cut
[13:05] SIGN
Thud
[13:11] SATOKO
It's done!
[13:14] KONOHA
Oh. It's eggplant miso soup.
[13:17] SATOKO
Have you tried it before?
[13:18] SATOKO
I really like eggplant miso soup.
[13:21] KONOHA
I have.
[13:24] KONOHA
I also like it.
[13:25] SATOKO
Really? Then I'll make it again!
[13:28] KONOHA
Yeah.
[13:29] KONOHA
But I think I like it better
with stronger flavor.
[13:38] SATOKO
It's no use.
[13:39] SATOKO
I can't reach Leader.
[13:41] SATOKO
I wanted to ask her about
the breast ninjutsu.
[13:44] SATOKO
Every time I call, I just hear a
beeping sound, like the line's busy.
[13:48] KONOHA
Oh, that means you're blocked.
[13:50] SATOKO
What?!
[13:51] KONOHA
Aw, she doesn't like you anymore.
[13:53] SATOKO
Oh, no!
[13:55] SATOKO
What to do...
[13:57] SATOKO
I'm sure they've moved
since their house blew up.
[14:00] SATOKO
Where could they be?
[14:02] KONOHA
Oh, right.
[14:03] KONOHA
In that case...
[14:06] SAKURA
Ninkoro.
[14:09] KANIE
Ninkoro!
[14:18] SATOKO
I found you, Leader!
[14:20] KURO
Ugh, that voice is...
[14:21] KURO
Satoko!
[14:23] KURO
Wait, who are you?!
[14:23] SIGN
Ba-Boom!
[14:27] KURO
How did you know where I was?
[14:32] KURO
Can I touch them?
[14:34] KONOHA
What the heck are you saying?
[14:36] KURO
So what happened, anyway?
[14:39] KURO
What made you both come to see me together?
[14:41] KONOHA
We wanted to discuss—
[14:43] SATOKO
Leader! Were you avoiding me?!
[14:45] KURO
Well...
[14:46] SIGN
You know how Ayaka came to my
house and caused such a stir?
[14:47] SIGN
Bounce
[14:50] SATOKO
Ayaka?
[14:51] KURO
The ninja you turned into leaves!
[14:53] KURO
After that, we couldn't avoid moving out.
[14:56] KURO
I thought Yuri would be in danger
if two runaway ninjas were together.
[15:00] KURO
You don't seem interested
in hiding your presence at all.
[15:03] KURO
And somehow you're standing
out even more now.
[15:06] KURO
Like I asked, how did you find me?
[15:09] KURO
I don't think I had any kind
of tracker on me or anything.
[15:13] SATOKO
About that...
[15:15] SATOKO
You know how Konoha-san is an assassin?
[15:17] SIGN
(Kill)
Employer: Satoko
Request: Assassination
Target: Kuro
Options (advance fees will be included):
Killing style, whereabouts, photographic evidence of body,
corpse delivery, the whole family, a funeral (simple)
[15:17] SATOKO
Since we couldn't find you, we put in
an assassination request as a test,
[15:21] SATOKO
and someone from the assassin
organization told us everything,
[15:23] SATOKO
including your current location.
[15:25] KURO
What?
[15:26] KURO
Did you come here to kill me?!
[15:27] SIGN
Assassin
[15:28] SIGN
Client
[15:28] SATOKO
No, not at all!
[15:28] SIGN
Target
[15:30] SATOKO
We just had to use that method to find you.
[15:33] SATOKO
We have no intention of killing you!
[15:34] SATOKO
We just wanted to discuss something!
Right, Konoha-san?
[15:37] KONOHA
But if we fail to make the kill here,
my ranking will go down...
[15:41] KURO
Why are you putting on gloves?!
[15:43] KURO; SATOKO
You're scaring us!
[15:44] KURO
Well, now that you know...
[15:47] KURO
Yuri's been wanting to see you guys, too.
[15:49] KURO
So I'll take you to my new place.
[15:57] YURIKO
It's been a while.
[15:59] YURIKO
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan...
[16:00] SIGN
Ba-Boom!
[16:01] YURIKO
You've gotten so big.
[16:02] SIGN
Heavy...
[16:05] YURIKO
Sorry for disappearing without a word.
[16:07] YURIKO
Kuro-chan insisted it was for the best
if we don't see each other anymore.
[16:12] SATOKO
Oh, by the way, Leader,
[16:14] SATOKO
I see you're still going
to the pachinko parlors!
[16:18] SATOKO
Does she not get mad at you anymore?
[16:22] YURIKO
Kuro-chan...
[16:24] YURIKO
You...
[16:25] YURIKO
You told me you stopped
going to the pachinko parlors!
[16:27] KURO
Th-That aside, you guys wanted
to discuss something, right?!
[16:30] SATOKO
Oh, that's right.
[16:32] KONOHA
It's about these.
[16:33] KURO
Breast ninjutsu?
[16:35] SATOKO
Yes!
[16:36] SATOKO
I vaguely remember there being a ninjutsu
that lets us store things there...
[16:40] KURO
Well, there is, but I can't do that.
[16:44] KURO
Hey, now.
[16:45] KURO
Besides, the breast size doesn't matter.
[16:48] KURO
That ninja pursuer, was it?
[16:50] KURO
She was just an exception.
[16:53] KURO
What we were taught was how to store
important things near our chest.
[16:59] SATOKO
How could I mistake that?
[17:00] KURO
I guess not paying attention
during class backfired on you.
[17:03] SATOKO
Then I must look like a fool
for getting breasts like these!
[17:04] SIGN
Bounce
[17:07] KURO
Well, yeah.
[17:09] KONOHA
What was the point of all of this?
[17:11] KONOHA
Let's go home, Satoko-chan.
[17:15] KONOHA
Oh, that's right.
[17:17] KONOHA
If you're saying it's best that
we don't interact anymore,
[17:20] KONOHA
why don't you erase Satoko-chan's memory?
[17:23] SATOKO
What?! How could you say that?
[17:24] KONOHA
That'll be for the best.
[17:27] KONOHA
You'd just get worried if
she disappeared on you.
[17:31] KONOHA
And it'd only be more trouble for you two
if you kept getting found like this, right?
[17:37] KURO
I-I'm sorry for acting on my own, okay?
[17:40] KURO
I won't disappear without
a word again. I promise.
[17:43] SATOKO
I'm so glad!
[17:45] KONOHA
Really?
[17:46] KURO
I won't erase your memories, either.
[17:49] KURO
I've decided to live normally as
my own person, not as a ninja,
[17:55] KURO
and seal away my ninjutsu.
[17:57] KURO
Using my memory-erasing power carelessly
would make Yuri feel uneasy, too.
[18:02] KURO
She might wonder if her own
memories are being tampered with.
[18:05] KURO
That's why I made the decision
to never use them again.
[18:08] YURIKO
Kuro-chan!
[18:09] KONOHA
Didn't she use it the other day?
[18:11] KONOHA
You know, when the poison-user
ninja attacked?
[18:13] SATOKO
She did.
[18:15] KURO
That was an emergency!
[18:19] KANIE
I found you, runaways!
[18:22] KANIE
I had a hunch when I saw the
assassination request...
[18:24] KANIE
But to think you'd really be here!
[18:26] KANIE
I am rank 40 in the assassin rankings!
[18:29] KURO
Hey!
[18:30] KANIE
Kanie of the ninja village!
[18:33] KANIE
Even against the two of you,
I don't intend to lose!
[18:36] YURIKO
That was expensive!
[18:38] KANIE
In fact, that adversity
just makes me stronger!
[18:44] YURIKO
Maybe we really should have you forget
everything and stay away from us.
[18:48] KONOHA
See?
[18:49] KURO
This all happened because you put in
the assassination request to find me!
[18:57] SATOKO
I got her to unblock me!
[19:01] KONOHA
Good for you.
[19:02] SATOKO
Still, I'm sorry.
[19:04] KONOHA
For what?
[19:05] SATOKO
These breasts.
[19:07] SATOKO
I couldn't be of use to you in your work.
[19:09] SATOKO
I made them bigger because
I didn't want to lose to Roboko,
[19:10] SIGN
Boing
[19:12] SIGN
Boing
[19:12] SATOKO
but I can't even do chores
with them in the way.
[19:14] SIGN
Boing
[19:17] KONOHA
I don't think it's fair to think you're losing.
[19:19] SATOKO
Huh?
[19:21] KONOHA
It's true that Roboko was outstanding,
[19:23] KONOHA
but I've come to understand that she
was the same as you on the inside.
[19:27] KONOHA
Her being a robot did bring
a lot of perks, though.
[19:30] SATOKO
Seriously, why didn't you feel
anything off about that?
[19:33] KONOHA
I wonder why.
[19:35] SATOKO
But you're right!
[19:37] SATOKO
Marin-san said Roboko was
modeled after my personality.
[19:43] SATOKO
That's why she wasn't necessarily
a completely different person!
[19:45] SIGN
Dr. Marin's Masterpiece!?
[19:46] SATOKO
It's just that she matured much faster.
[19:51] SATOKO
That's why she was more adult-like than me.
[19:54] SATOKO
Her cooking far surpassed
mine, too, it seems.
[19:58] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO
I'll never betray you, Konoha-san.
[20:01] (Flashback) ROBOKO/SATOKO
I know everything about you, Konoha-san.
[20:15] KONOHA
Hey, Satoko-chan.
[20:17] KONOHA
I haven't told you yet...
[20:20] KONOHA
The reason why I want to rise
in the assassin rankings.
[20:22] SATOKO
What? You're telling me now?
[20:24] SATOKO
Yes!
[20:28] KONOHA
On second thought, never mind.
[20:30] KONOHA
Those things hanging off you are so distracting,
I've lost the will to talk about it.
[20:33] SATOKO
How could you say that?
[20:37] KONOHA
Oh. My ranking went down.
[20:40] SATOKO
Is it because we failed
the mission with Leader?
[20:42] KONOHA
Yup.
[20:43] KONOHA
It's fine.
[20:44] KONOHA
In the end, we did reel in
another target, so it evens out.
[20:47] KONOHA
I haven't reported the last kill I did, though.
[20:50] SATOKO
The one you said you'd do on your own?
[20:53] KONOHA
Yeah.
[20:54] KONOHA
I wanted you to erase the body after all.
[20:57] KONOHA
For now, I hid it away so it can't be found.
[21:01] KONOHA
Once those go back to normal,
I'll be counting on you.
[21:09] KONOHA
The corpse will start to
smell if we don't hurry.
[21:12] KONOHA
There are things only you can do, you know.
[21:16] KONOHA
So don't worry about pushing
yourself to try new things.
[21:19] SATOKO
What?
[21:19] KONOHA
You're not even listening.
[21:21] KONOHA
What? What is it?
[21:23] SATOKO
I was just asking Marin-san, and...
[21:27] SATOKO
She said there's no way to turn them back.
[21:27] SIGN
Wahahaha
[22:59] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:02] SATOKO
Goodnight.
[23:03] KONOHA
Night.
[23:04] SATOKO
I'll go sleep in the kitchen, then.
[23:07] KONOHA
What?
[23:07] SATOKO
Huh?
[23:08] KONOHA
Oh, right. That was with Roboko.
[23:10] SATOKO
What?! You slept together with Roboko?!
[23:13] KONOHA
Do you want to try to sleep together, too?
[23:16] SATOKO
Huh?!
[23:19] SATOKO
E-Excuse me, then.
[23:22] SIGN
Slump...
[23:23] SIGN
Wham
[23:24] SIGN
Boing
[23:24] SIGN
Boing
[23:27] KONOHA
Actually, go sleep in the kitchen.
[23:30] SIGN
Next
[23:30] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
What were you trying to accomplish
by enlarging your breasts?
[23:32] SATOKO
It was because we discussed how useful it'd
be if we could store a bunch of stuff there!
[23:35] KONOHA
I've never had a large inventory
in the first place, though.
[23:37] SATOKO
Why didn't you say that sooner?!
7 - An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
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[00:09] SATOKO
All right!
[00:11] SATOKO
Look, Konoha-san!
[00:13] SATOKO
I pulled three SSRs!
[00:14] SIGN
You received these 10 cards
[00:14] SIGN
Draw 10 more
[00:16] KONOHA
You've been drawing from
that gacha a lot lately.
[00:18] SATOKO
Yeah!
[00:20] SATOKO
When they add new content,
I just can't help myself.
[00:24] KONOHA
Do you play the actual game?
[00:25] SATOKO
I play co-op with Leader.
[00:27] SATOKO
I'm better than her at it, too,
since I spend money on it!
[00:32] SATOKO
Yay! I'm going to show these off to Leader.
[00:40] KONOHA
What? What's wrong?
[00:42] SATOKO
The game I'm playing,
[00:43] SATOKO
Black Ninja Fantasy, says it's ending!
[00:44] SIGN
Announcement
[00:44] SIGN
End of service announcement
[00:47] KONOHA
Oh, yeah, that's how smartphone games go.
[00:50] KONOHA
You'll just have to give up on it.
[00:51] SATOKO
I-It's not fair...
[00:55] SATOKO
I spent five million yen on this account.
[00:58] KONOHA
F-Five million yen?!
[01:15] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:34] SIGN
An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
[02:35] SIGN
Leaf 7
[02:36] KONOHA
I didn't realize you'd spent that much money.
[02:40] SATOKO
Well, I got carried away spending it
[02:42] SATOKO
on pulling gachas and recovering my stamina.
[02:46] SATOKO
But I've been very active in this game.
[02:50] SATOKO
My ninja party is one of the
top parties in the whole game!
[02:54] KONOHA
No point boasting about a game
that's getting canceled.
[03:00] KONOHA
She's crying.
[03:01] SATOKO
Because...
[03:03] SATOKO
The game itself wasn't that fun, but...
[03:06] SATOKO
pulling a rare character and having
people praise me made me feel good!
[03:12] KONOHA
Is this considered
"feeding one's need for approval"?
[03:16] KONOHA
I know.
[03:17] KONOHA
Why not start a social media account?
[03:19] SATOKO
Social media?
[03:22] KONOHA
Since you're good at cooking,
[03:24] KONOHA
you can post your recipes and the
photos you take of your meals.
[03:29] KONOHA
Wouldn't it be fun to have people look
[03:32] KONOHA
at the stuff you like and are good at,
and leave likes for you?
[03:36] SATOKO
I see.
[03:37] SATOKO
That does sound fun.
[03:38] SIGN
Unlock
[03:39] KONOHA
Oh.
[03:40] KONOHA
Get rid of these cards, okay?
They're in the way.
[03:42] SATOKO
Do you use social media, too, Konoha-san?
[03:46] KONOHA
Since I don't have anything I like, no.
[03:48] SATOKO
Aw...
[03:50] KONOHA
You should ask someone who's
more knowledgeable about it.
[03:58] SATOKO
Someone knowledgeable...
[04:09] SATOKO
I'm heading out!
[04:11] YURIKO
What? So why did you come to see me?
[04:14] SATOKO
Konoha-san said "Yuri's Secret Account"
would know more about it than her.
[04:16] SIGN
Search more images
[04:16] SIGN
Yuri's Secret Account
A girl's secret account @@
[04:21] YURIKO
How do you know about...
[04:22] YURIKO
That was years ago!
[04:25] SATOKO
Konoha-san said she learned of it
through the assassin organization.
[04:28] YURIKO
But I don't keep that up anymore!
[04:30] YURIKO
Don't tell Kuro-chan!
[04:32] SATOKO
A-All right.
[04:34] YURIKO
I can see why Kuro-chan warned me
that we needed to keep our distance.
[04:39] YURIKO
First, we need to make an account.
[04:41] YURIKO
What do you want for the username?
[04:42] SATOKO
Um... How about "Kusagakure Satoko"?
[04:45] YURIKO
What?! No! You can't use your full name!
[04:48] YURIKO
The Internet is a scary place!
[04:50] YURIKO
What if someone used
your full name to find you?!
[04:52] YURIKO
Also, aren't you being pursued?!
[04:55] YURIKO
You can't use anything that
could expose your full name,
[04:57] YURIKO
your job, or people you know!
[04:59] YURIKO
If something goes viral,
[05:00] YURIKO
people around you will find out,
and you'll get harassed!
[05:03] SATOKO
W-Wow. You really are
knowledgeable about this.
[05:06] SATOKO
Did something happen to you in the past?
[05:09] YURIKO
Nope, not at all.
[05:12] YURIKO
Ugh!
[05:13] YURIKO
I can't teach you all of
this during my lunch break!
[05:16] YURIKO
Be sure to take notes, Satoko-chan!
[05:18] SATOKO
O-Okay!
[05:26] STUDENTS
Look. Aren't they cool?
[05:33] SATOKO
I was able to get four likes!
[05:34] SIGN
Unread messages below
[05:34] SIGN
I was able to get four likes
[05:36] SATOKO
This might be fun!
[05:39] KONOHA
What's this "Real Ninja" about?
[05:39] SIGN
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
[05:42] SATOKO
That's my username on social media!
[05:45] KONOHA
Lame.
[05:46] YOSHIDA
Koga-san?
[05:49] YOSHIDA
It's been a while. Are you feeling better?
[05:53] KONOHA
Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be sick.
[05:56] YOSHIDA
Huh?
[05:56] KONOHA
Oh, uh, yeah. I was just in the hospital for a bit.
[05:59] YOSHIDA
The hospital?!
[06:00] KONOHA
But I'm fine now.
[06:00] CLASSMATE
Whoa, she's talking to her.
[06:02] CLASSMATE
Should we stop her?
[06:02] YOSHIDA
Even so, you're still recovering,
so don't push yourself.
[06:06] KONOHA
Okay.
[06:07] YOSHIDA
I know! You can use this.
[06:08] SIGN
Math A
[06:08] SIGN
CAMPUS
[06:08] SIGN
Yoshida Aoko
[06:10] YOSHIDA
My notes from when you were out sick.
[06:12] YOSHIDA
Also, the career interest form.
[06:14] YOSHIDA
You're the only one who hasn't filled one out.
[06:16] YOSHIDA
If you have any questions, let me know.
[06:19] CLASSMATE A
Hey, Yoshida-san?
[06:21] YOSHIDA
Coming.
[06:22] YOSHIDA
I'll see you later, Koga-san.
[06:27] CLASSMATE A
Yoshida-san, you shouldn't
get too close to Koga-san.
[06:31] CLASSMATE B
She says she's been out sick,
but we're pretty sure she's lying.
[06:36] CLASSMATE A
Yeah!
[06:37] CLASSMATE A
We keep hearing that she's been
seen walking around town a lot.
[06:40] CLASSMATE B
The other day, she was seen walking around
[06:43] CLASSMATE B
with a super busty lady who was cosplaying.
[06:45] CLASSMATE B
And she was wandering around places
with no foot traffic at night.
[06:48] CLASSMATE A
I saw blood on her uniform, too.
[06:52] YOSHIDA
Well, she might have her reasons.
[06:55] YOSHIDA
Besides, I know someone
who's a lot like Koga-san.
[06:59] YOSHIDA
People like her could just be clumsy
[07:01] YOSHIDA
and easily misunderstood by people.
[07:05] KONOHA
My career...
[07:08] YOSHIDA
Do you know how to fill it out?
[07:10] KONOHA
Yoshida-san.
[07:11] YOSHIDA
Have you decided whether to
go to college or get a job?
[07:14] KONOHA
No...
[07:15] YOSHIDA
I understand it's hard.
[07:18] YOSHIDA
I know! Why don't you come
to my house after school today?
[07:22] YOSHIDA
I have a friend coming over.
[07:25] YOSHIDA
She takes her future very seriously.
[07:28] YOSHIDA
You might be able to learn
from her if you talk to her!
[07:45] SATOKO
Don't you think this looks good?
[07:47] SATOKO
I already got twelve likes!
[07:50] SATOKO
That means twelve people think
my food looks delicious!
[07:50] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
Today I made a loco moco rice bowl!!
[07:53] SIGN
2 replies
[07:53] SIGN
12 likes
[07:54] SIGN
You're really good. This is a nice photo.
Who will you be feeding this to?
[07:54] SIGN
Looks good.
[07:58] YOSHIDA
Koga-san? Is something wrong?
[08:01] KONOHA
No, nothing.
[08:05] KONOHA
Pardon the intrusion.
[08:07] YOSHIDA
Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
[08:10] YOSHIDA
I'm the only one who lives here now.
[08:14] YOSHIDA
My mom and dad both went away somewhere.
[08:19] YOSHIDA
Oh, just in time.
[08:22] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan, come on up.
[08:27] AOI
Whoa, who's this?
[08:29] AOI
Oh, sorry. Nice to meet you.
[08:32] KONOHA
Uh, hello.
[08:34] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan, this is my classmate, Koga-san.
[08:37] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, this is the girl
I was talking about.
[08:40] YOSHIDA
My childhood friend, Satou Aoi-chan.
[08:42] AOI
Nice to meet you. I'm Satou.
[08:48] YOSHIDA
As I thought.
[08:50] YOSHIDA
You two look alike when you
stand next to each other.
[08:53] AOI; KONOHA
Really?
[08:55] SIGN
Career Interest Form
[08:55] AOI
Ah, right, career plans.
[08:58] AOI
If you're asking me,
I don't really know what to say.
[09:00] YOSHIDA
That's not true.
[09:03] AOI
Well...
[09:04] AOI
I think it depends on what
Koga-san wants to do.
[09:08] AOI
Is there anything?
[09:09] KONOHA
Not really.
[09:11] KONOHA
Is there something you like,
or something you're interested in?
[09:15] KONOHA
Anything at all?
[09:16] KONOHA
I don't think so.
[09:19] AOI
Well, if that's the case,
college might be the way to go.
[09:23] YOSHIDA
She's right.
[09:25] YOSHIDA
You can live that dream campus life.
[09:27] YOSHIDA
You can join clubs, hang out with
friends until morning, and fall in love.
[09:32] AOI
That's just playing around.
[09:33] AOI
When would you study?
[09:35] YOSHIDA
Aw, I think both are important.
[09:38] AOI
Well, I think you can find your
passions while attending school.
[09:42] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, your grades aren't bad.
[09:45] YOSHIDA
Maybe you could go to
a university in the city?
[09:47] AOI
Actually, enough about other people.
[09:50] AOI
Are you sure you want to
go into finding a job?
[09:53] YOSHIDA
Y-Yeah.
[09:54] YOSHIDA
Since my parents are gone, I don't
think I can afford to go to college.
[09:59] YOSHIDA
My grades have been going down lately
since I've had to work part-time jobs, too.
[10:06] YOSHIDA
But enough about me!
[10:09] YOSHIDA
Koga-san!
[10:10] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan here is striving to study at a
national university and become a doctor!
[10:15] YOSHIDA
She placed number one on
her recent cram school test,
[10:18] YOSHIDA
so I'm sure she'll pass!
[10:20] YOSHIDA
It's amazing.
[10:21] YOSHIDA
She has a clear vision of her future.
[10:24] YOSHIDA
I can also clearly envision
Aoi-chan as a female doctor.
[10:28] AOI
Dummy. You're jumping the gun a bit.
[10:30] YOSHIDA
But isn't it exciting?
[10:32] AOI
Hey. Enough about me!
[10:41] SIGN
Unlock
[10:41] SIGN
New Work Order
[10:42] KONOHA
Sorry, I should get going.
[10:44] YOSHIDA
Oh, sorry.
[10:46] YOSHIDA
Did you have other plans?
[10:48] AOI
I bet you dragged her here without
checking to see if she was busy.
[10:52] YOSHIDA
That... might be true.
[10:56] KONOHA
Well, thank you so much for today.
[11:00] AOI
I hope I was helpful, even just a bit.
[11:04] YOSHIDA
I'll see you at school, Koga-san.
[11:07] AOI
See you.
[11:08] AOI
If you end up finding what
you want to do, let us know.
[11:11] AOI
It was embarrassing having someone
talking about me the whole time.
[11:15] YOSHIDA-SAN
I'm sorry!
[11:17] KONOHA
Well, bye.
[11:21] KONOHA
Guess I'll check my work order.
[11:29] SIGN
Unlock
[11:29] SIGN
1 message from Satoko-chan
[11:34] SIGN
Real Ninja
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
#cosplay #omeletrice
[11:35] KONOHA
What's this?
[11:47] SATOKO
Hey, Leader.
[11:50] SATOKO
Did you find a job?
[11:54] KURO
I'm still on the lookout.
[11:58] KURO
Unlike you, I have to
actually look for work.
[12:05] SATOKO
I'm also working very hard with Konoha-san.
[12:10] SATOKO
Recently, I've gotten quicker
at turning things into leaves.
[12:20] SIGN
Everyone's Town's
Bath House
[12:20] SIGN
Bath
[12:21] SATOKO
Hello, this is Satoko.
[12:22] SATOKO
What's the matter?
[12:25] SATOKO
What? Work? Now?
[12:27] SATOKO
Understood.
[12:30] KURO
Hey, don't get me in the picture.
[12:33] SATOKO
"A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house."
[12:37] SATOKO
There.
[12:38] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #aninja
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholikepublicbaths
#lovetobathe #followforfollow
A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house.
[12:41] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[12:43] SATOKO
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:46] KONOHA
What did you do?
[12:48] SATOKO
What?
[12:49] KONOHA
Whatever.
[12:51] KONOHA
Let's get to work.
[12:53] SATOKO
Okay.
[13:03] YOSHIDA
Ninkoro.
[13:06] AOI
Ninkoro.
[13:11] KONOHA
Huh?
[13:14] KONOHA
What are you doing?
[13:16] SATOKO
Huh?
[13:18] SATOKO
I'm taking selfies.
[13:20] KONOHA
What?
[13:21] SATOKO
Well...
[13:22] SATOKO
I happened to get my face in
a picture of a meal I made,
[13:26] SATOKO
and then someone wrote
that I looked super cute.
[13:28] SIGN
You look cute
[13:28] SIGN
You're in the picture!
[13:29] SATOKO
So when I uploaded a picture of myself,
it got more likes than my food posts!
[13:32] SIGN
likes
[13:35] SATOKO
Besides, it's more work to make food...
[13:38] SATOKO
And lately, people have been
leaving mean comments,
[13:41] SATOKO
such as judging my sense of taste
[13:42] SIGN
Your tongue must be broken.
That looks gross.
Did you wash the lettuce?
Amateur's cooking. Unhealthy balance.
Think about the people who hate tuna.
I think you need to study cooking more.
[13:43] SATOKO
and saying it looks nutritionally
unbalanced or gross.
[13:46] SATOKO
They can't tell all that from just a picture!
[13:48] SATOKO
But these selfies can't compete
with the other users, either...
[13:53] SATOKO
Did you know?
[13:53] SIGN
Making omelet rice today♥
[13:54] SATOKO
This video of someone cooking
while emphasizing her breasts
[13:57] SATOKO
got 30,000 likes!
[14:00] SATOKO
I'm jealous!
[14:00] SIGN
Heart omelet rice is done♥
[14:01] SATOKO
And the food doesn't even look that good!
It must be because of her breasts, right?
[14:07] SATOKO
Maybe I can ask Marin-san
to enlarge mine again.
[14:10] KONOHA
Look, there's a lot I could
say about this, but...
[14:14] KONOHA
Are you enjoying all this?
[14:17] SATOKO
Huh?
[14:18] KONOHA
I understand how getting likes
would make you feel good,
[14:21] KONOHA
but you don't look like
you're having fun right now.
[14:25] KONOHA
Instead of worrying about big numbers,
[14:27] KONOHA
doesn't the true meaning
of fun on social media
[14:29] KONOHA
come from finding like-minded
people who enjoy the things
[14:33] KONOHA
you like and find cute, no matter how small?
[14:36] SATOKO
Th-That's so deep!
[14:36] SIGN
Shock!!
[14:38] KONOHA
Why don't you stop that now?
[14:41] SATOKO
You're right.
[14:43] SATOKO
Now that you mention it, I feel like
I got a little too desperate there.
[14:47] SATOKO
I think Yuriko-san told me
something similar, too.
[14:51] KONOHA
So you were warned.
[14:52] SATOKO
I did enjoy taking those pictures...
[14:56] KONOHA
Then do you want to buy a camera later?
[14:59] SATOKO
Huh? I'd like that!
[15:01] KONOHA
I don't know much about cameras, though.
[15:26] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:29] KONOHA
You took my picture again.
[15:32] SATOKO
I enjoy taking photos of you, Konoha-san.
[15:46] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:58] KONOHA
Stop that. It's embarrassing.
[16:01] SATOKO
I got a picture of you smiling!
[16:05] KONOHA
Maybe it was a bad idea to buy you a camera.
[16:07] SATOKO
I know!
[16:08] SATOKO
Since we're out and about,
want to go buy clothes, as well?
[16:23] SATOKO
Those look great on you, Konoha-san.
[16:26] KONOHA
You think so?
[17:05] SIGN
Accepting Scholarships
[17:09] SIGN
1 Message from Yoshida Aoko
[17:10] YOSHIDA
Morning.
[17:11] YOSHIDA
Did the national mock exam go okay?
[17:13] AOI
Morning.
[17:14] SIGN
Did the national mock exam go okay?
[17:14] SIGN
Morning
[17:14] SIGN
Of course
[17:14] AOI
Of course.
[17:15] CLASSMATE C
Satou-san!
[17:17] CLASSMATE C
We saw the exam results! You're amazing!
[17:19] CLASSMATE D
Yo, Ms. Genius!
[17:21] CLASSMATE C
You're going to medical school, right?
[17:22] AOI
Well, if I get in.
[17:25] CLASSMATE C
Of course you will!
[17:26] CLASSMATE D
It'll be easy!
[17:28] AOI
Well...
[17:29] CLASSMATE C
Teach me math sometime.
[17:32] CLASSMATE D
Oh, then teach me English, too.
[17:35] AOI
S-Sure.
[17:37] CLASSMATE D
I'll win the next mock exam!
[17:40] CLASSMATE C
No way that'll happen.
[17:42] CLASSMATE C
Later, Satou-san.
[17:42] CLASSMATE D
Bye-bye.
[17:48] AOI
First place.
[17:49] SIGN
1st place
[17:52] SIGN
Congratulations
[18:00] STUDENTS
Isn't that crazy?
[18:02] STUDENTS
What?
[18:03] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, did something good happen?
[18:06] KONOHA
Huh?
[18:07] YOSHIDA
You're smiling so much!
[18:10] KOONHA
I-It's nothing.
[18:12] YOSHIDA
Were you able to fill out
the career path form?
[18:15] KONOHA
Well, yeah.
[18:17] YOSHIDA
I'm glad.
[18:18] YOSHIDA
After you left, I told Aoi-chan how
wonderful it would be if the three of us
[18:21] YOSHIDA
could meet and talk about things
besides the discussion we had.
[18:25] YOSHIDA
Do you have any free time this month?
[18:28] KONOHA
This month is a little...
[18:30] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan placed first in
the national mock exam.
[18:34] YOSHIDA
She's amazing.
[18:35] YOSHIDA
If there's anything you don't
understand in your studies,
[18:38] YOSHIDA
I think it would be a great idea for
you to ask Aoi-chan, as well!
[18:41] KONOHA
Yeah, maybe.
[18:43] YOSHIDA
Come over again soon.
[18:45] KONOHA
Sure.
[18:47] KONOHA
By the way...
[18:49] YOSHIDA
Is something the matter?
[18:51] KONOHA
Well, it seems like the teachers found
out about how I've been skipping school.
[18:54] KONOHA
I wonder how.
[18:55] YOSHIDA
Oh, that.
[18:57] YOSHIDA
I think it's because of this.
[19:03] KONOHA
What is this?
[19:06] SATOKO
Isn't my number of likes amazing?
[19:08] SATOKO
People are saying that you can feel the
love the photographer has for the subject!
[19:13] KONOHA
That's not the point.
[19:14] KONOHA
Since I'm an assassin, you can't go posting
photos of my face for the world to see.
[19:19] SATOKO
Oh. You're right.
[19:22] SATOKO
I'm sorry! Since you told me to
share things I liked and found cute...
[19:30] KONOHA
Huh? Wait...
[19:33] KONOHA
I mean, I guess it's okay.
[19:35] KONOHA
I haven't shown my face in assassin circles.
[19:38] SATOKO
Really? Then I can keep doing this?
[19:41] KONOHA
That's not what I'm saying...
[19:43] KONOHA
Besides, when I said
"things you like," I meant cooking.
[19:48] SATOKO
Cooking?
[19:50] SATOKO
I'm only good at cooking because that's
what I had to do in the ninja village.
[19:53] SATOKO
I don't particularly like it.
[19:56] KONOHA
Oh... Okay.
[19:59] SIGN
New Work Order
[20:02] KONOHA
A work order.
[20:11] SATOKO
Konoha-san?
[20:13] SATOKO
What's the matter?
[20:18] SIGN
New
[20:18] SIGN
Target Name
[20:18] SIGN
Female 17 y/o Blood Type AB
[20:18] SIGN
Order description: Assassination requiring the disappearance of the body
A strong rival to my son's exam scores. Please make sure
there is no evidence and that the body is erased to make
it appear as if she disappeared due to the pressure of the exams.
[20:27] AOI'S BROTHER
What time is Mom coming home tonight?
[20:31] AOI
She said she's going to be a little late.
[20:37] AOI'S BROTHER
Then can I stay awake until she comes home?
[20:48] AOI'S BROTHER
Sis?
[20:59] SIGN
Assassin Ranking
[20:59] SIGN
171 Glasses
[21:10] YOSHIDA
Please help me out.
[21:12] SATOKO
I feel like I've seen that person before.
[21:18] YOSHIDA
Long time no see, Koga-san and Satoko-chan.
[21:21] SATOKO
Oh, you're her classmate.
[21:24] KONOHA
What are you doing?
[21:25] YOSHIDA
Well, you see...
[21:27] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan has gone missing.
[21:30] SIGN
Missing
[21:30] YOSHIDA
So I'm handing out flyers and
collecting any information I can get.
[21:35] YOSHIDA
Things like this keep
happening close to me...
[21:39] YOSHIDA
Am I a girl who brings
misfortune to those around me?
[21:46] KONOHA
I'll help you hand these out.
[21:50] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:52] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:52] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[21:54] SATOKO
Please help us out. Please help us out.
[21:56] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[21:57] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:58] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[23:26] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview!
[23:32] KONOHA
Do it yourself.
[23:33] SATOKO
I couldn't! What would I say by myself?
[23:35] SATOKO
Now that I think about it, we never really
talk about the next episode in these.
8 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
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[00:08] SATOKO
The house...
[00:12] KONOHA
How did this happen?
[00:36] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:54] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
[01:55] SIGN
Leaf 8
[02:02] SATOKO
We're saved, thanks to you, Marin-san.
[02:07] KONOHA
What's with the maid outfit?
[02:09] MARIN
On top of letting you two use my
bathroom and borrow my clothes,
[02:12] MARIN
I retrieved your necessities and things that
[02:14] MARIN
you don't want people seeing
from your burning house.
[02:16] MARIN
I even notified the assassination
organization for you.
[02:20] MARIN
I can't let you stay for free,
[02:22] MARIN
but since I know Glasses doesn't
have any money right now...
[02:25] SATOKO
Wow...
[02:26] SATOKO
I didn't know you had that sort
of sense of honor, Konoha-san.
[02:30] KONOHA
You've become a real agitator
since you got into social media.
[02:34] MARIN
Well...
[02:35] MARIN
I'll let you stay here until
you find a new place to live.
[02:39] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[02:41] KONOHA
We only got away with the clothes
on our backs, after all.
[02:43] KONOHA
If only we'd grabbed our smartphones...
[02:44] SATOKO
Fire? Fire? Fire?
[02:46] SATOKO
And all my money burnt up because
I stashed it in the house.
[02:46] SATOKO
Whoa! Fire!
[02:51] KONOHA
Huh? What about your bank account?
[02:53] SATOKO
It seemed like a hassle,
so I didn't bother with one.
[02:56] KONOHA
A hassle?!
[02:58] MARIN
Sounds like a kunoichi, all right.
[02:59] KONOHA
But why was there suddenly a fire?
[03:02] MARIN
Yeah, about that...
[03:04] MARIN
My camera captured a
clear view of the culprit.
[03:07] SATOKO
What?!
[03:08] KONOHA
Why were you recording us?
[03:09] MARIN
Now, now, take a look.
[03:12] MARIN
The way they set the fire was weird.
[03:17] SATOKO
That fire was set with a ninja
technique from my village!
[03:20] SATOKO
And also, this is...
[03:21] SIGN
Fish Roe
Creamy Pasta
[03:21] SIGN
Super creamy ♥
[03:21] SATOKO
the person I was talking about!
[03:23] SIGN
Super easy!
[03:23] SIGN
Stir-Fried Sweet and Spicy
Eggplant and Pork
[03:23] SATOKO
The user who uploads
[03:24] SATOKO
cooking videos where she
[03:24] SIGN
Energizes
you right up!
[03:24] SIGN
Stamina Rice Bowl
[03:25] SATOKO
focuses on her breasts!
[03:25] SIGN
Food Researcher Karin
[03:25] SIGN
Channel Info... More
[03:25] SIGN
Subscribe
[03:27] SATOKO
So she was a ninja from the village...
[03:29] KONOHA
How did she find our house?
[03:32] SATOKO
Oh!
[03:32] KONOHA
What?
[03:33] SATOKO
Well, I couldn't stand watching videos
where the focus was on her breasts, so...
[03:38] SIGN
Is this really what you want do be doing?
[03:38] SATOKO
I told her about the thing Konoha-san
taught me the other day.
[03:40] SIGN
Aren't you blinded by the numbers and
forgetting about something more valuable?
[03:41] SATOKO
And then...
[03:45] SIGN
You'd better not forget this. I found out where you live.
[03:46] (Flashback) SATOKO
Oh, she replied.
[03:47] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:49] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:49] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:50] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:51] SATOKO
I must have touched a sore spot,
[03:53] SATOKO
because she kept saying how she wanted
to kill me and set my house on fire.
[03:54] SIGN
I'll definitely
[03:55] SIGN
kill you
[03:56] SIGN
I'll burn
[03:57] SATOKO
I just remembered that.
[03:57] SIGN
your house down
[03:59] KONOHA
So it was your fault.
[04:01] SATOKO
I didn't think she'd actually
pinpoint our house...
[04:04] MARIN
Actually, pinpointing your
location isn't that difficult.
[04:07] SIGN
Real Ninja
[04:07] MARIN
All she'd have to do is analyze
the buildings and scenery
[04:11] MARIN
to guess your location
from your previous posts.
[04:14] SATOKO
That's impressive.
[04:16] KONOHA
Creep.
[04:16] MARIN
Did you just say "creep"?
[04:17] MARIN
You're being pursued, kunoichi,
[04:20] MARIN
so you have to be careful about
what you post from now on.
[04:22] SATOKO
Okay.
[04:23] KONOHA
Will she really be okay?
[04:25] MARIN
The arsonist probably knows by
now that the fire didn't kill you,
[04:28] SIGN
Early Morning Apartment Fire
[04:28] SIGN
Evacuated residents missing?
[04:29] MARIN
so we'll have to be careful.
[04:31] MARIN
For now, there was only one
house available on the market,
[04:34] MARIN
so I put in an application for you.
[04:36] KONOHA
Hm. Doesn't look too bad.
[04:39] SATOKO
Marin-san is so kind!
[04:39] SIGN
Toilet
[04:39] SIGN
Bathroom
[04:39] SIGN
Washroom
[04:39] SIGN
Storage Shelf
[04:39] SIGN
Storage
[04:39] SIGN
Storage
[04:39] SIGN
Western Style Room
[04:39] SIGN
Hallway
[04:39] SIGN
Entrance
[04:39] SIGN
Shoe Storage
[04:42] KONOHA
Indeed.
[04:48] MARIN
So this is your new home.
[04:50] MARIN
Looks pretty good.
[04:52] SATOKO
It's so big!
[04:55] KONOHA
Here.
[04:56] KONOHA
I was able to recover most of
your apps and data on this.
[05:00] SATOKO
What?!
[05:01] SATOKO
I thought it was all gone.
[05:03] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[05:09] MARIN
It's gorgeous!
[05:11] MARIN
Like a brand new building.
[05:14] MARIN
The inside's pretty spacious, too.
[05:16] SATOKO
Oh, there's also a yard!
[05:19] MARIN
A place this big probably
has room for me, too.
[05:22] KONOHA
No way. I won't allow it.
[05:25] MARIN
I'm jealous.
[05:26] MARIN
I didn't know the organization
had houses like this.
[05:28] MARIN
Even the furniture is included.
[05:30] KONOHA
They said that the previous owner,
who was an assassin, disappeared one day.
[05:34] KONOHA
That's when the organization
bought the property.
[05:36] SATOKO
I see. How lucky for us.
[05:40] KONOHA
It's real.
[05:41] KONOHA
I've never taken care of plants before.
[05:44] MARIN
Just give it some water or whatever.
[05:48] SIGN
Real Ninja
[05:48] SIGN
I moved into a new home!
It has a yard!
[05:50] MARIN
Hey, kunoichi!
[05:51] MARIN
I just told you to avoid anything
that could give away your location!
[05:54] SATOKO
Aw, but this won't hurt anything.
[05:56] SIGN
I'm coming to kill you now
[05:57] SATOKO
Huh?!
[05:57] MARIN
What did I tell you?!
[05:59] KONOHA
Still...
[06:00] KONOHA
Knowing that she's coming
is convenient for us.
[06:11] MARIN
She's really here!
[06:12] KARIN
Real Ninja...
[06:14] KARIN
No, Runaway Ninja Satoko!
[06:16] KARIN
I'm going to turn you into
ashes once and for all!
[06:18] KARIN
Take thi—
[06:23] KONOHA
Good work.
[06:30] SATOKO
That wrapped up quickly
since she fell for the trap.
[06:34] MARIN
What a shame. It was such a pretty house.
[06:37] KONOHA
Sigh.
[06:38] SATOKO
Looks like we have to start cleaning already.
[06:58] KONOHA
Satoko-chan?
[07:06] SATOKO
What's wrong, Konoha-san?!
[07:08] SATOKO
That was a loud scream!
[07:09] KONOHA
Th-Th-Th-There was a lady with
long black hair over there.
[07:13] SATOKO/MARIN
What?!
[07:14] SATOKO
But no one was here when we arrived.
[07:18] SATOKO
We're the only ones in this house, right?
[07:21] MARIN
I'm kind of scared.
[07:40] SATOKO
Oh, it's just you, Konoha-san.
[07:43] KONOHA
Could I... sleep with you tonight?
[07:56] SATOKO
Is that you, Marin-san?
[07:58] SATOKO
It's open.
[08:01] SATOKO
I said it's open!
[08:10] SATOKO
Good morning.
[08:12] MARIN
Last night was scary, huh?
[08:14] MARIN
Was Glasses able to sleep after that?
[08:17] KONOHA
And why are you just
casually living here, too?
[08:19] SATOKO
Konoha-san came to my room
after that and slept with me.
[08:23] MARIN
What?! No fair! Invite me, too!
[08:26] SATOKO
I did, but you wouldn't come inside.
[08:29] MARIN
What? I wouldn't?
[08:31] SATOKO
You were the one rattling
my door last night, right?
[08:36] MARIN
No... I was scared, so I went
straight to my room and slept.
[08:45] SATOKO
Then the person knocking was...
[08:51] SATOKO
Let's move out! This house is bad news!
[08:58] MARIN
No one should be upstairs...
[09:02] KONOHA
This is out of the ordinary.
[09:10] SATOKO
After that, paranormal activities
continued to haunt us.
[09:19] SATOKO
I haven't properly slept in days.
[09:23] KONOHA
Yeah. Maybe we should move out.
[09:25] MARIN
I didn't know you two could get this scared.
[09:29] SATOKO
I don't believe in ghosts, but...
[09:31] KONOHA
The paranormal acts are really happening.
[09:34] MARIN
Hey. I just realized
[09:37] MARIN
these paranormal acts don't
happen when I'm alone.
[09:41] SATOKO
Really?
[09:42] MARIN
Unlike you two, I've been sleeping
well at night because nothing happens.
[09:48] MARIN
But when I'm with you two...
[09:50] MARIN
See? Stuff like this happens.
[09:54] KONOHA
Huh?
[09:55] KONOHA
The phone isn't even connected.
[10:06] KONOHA
Pick up the phone.
[10:07] MARINE
N-No way! I don't want to!
[10:12] SATOKO/KONOHA
Huh?
[10:13] SATOKO
It's all withered.
[10:13] SIGN
Limp...
[10:15] KONOHA
No way. I gave it plenty of water every day.
[10:17] SATOKO
I did, too! Every day!
[10:20] MARIN
You both gave it too much water.
[10:23] MARIN
You should just throw this out.
[10:30] SATOKO
Marin-san?
[10:36] KONOHA
Did you do something, Satoko-chan?
[10:38] SATOKO
No, nothing.
[10:40] KONOHA
Can you turn it into leaves
if it's this withered?
[10:43] SATOKO
I can try it.
[10:46] KONOHA
Watch out!
[10:51] SATOKO
What's happening?!
[10:54] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[10:57] Marin
Huh? Why am I holding a knife?
[11:00] KONOHA
Maybe you wanted to kill us
while our guard was down.
[11:03] SATOKO
I thought you were a good person, Marin-san!
[11:06] MARIN
I told you, I don't know what's going on!
[11:08] MARIN
I'll kill you two!
[11:11] MIDORI
Ninkoro.
[11:15] AYAKA
Ninkoro.
[11:25] KURO
I came because they said
they wanted my help...
[11:27] KURO
Are they not here?
[11:32] SATOKO
Leader!
[11:35] KURO
Hey, what's with her?
[11:36] SATOKO
After the paranormal stuff,
Marin-san started acting weird...
[11:40] MARIN
Excuse me.
[11:42] MARIN
These two seem to have made a mistake.
[11:44] MARIN
Could you please undo these ropes?
[11:47] KONOHA
Don't. She'll go on a rampage,
so don't do anything.
[11:51] MARIN
You won't help me even though
I'm going through so much grief?
[11:56] KONOHA
Don't be fooled by her.
[11:59] MARIN
If you want me to give back
her body, you all need to die!
[12:04] KONOHA
Yeah, yeah.
[12:07] KURO
So it looks like you really do need help.
[12:10] YURIKO
Leave it to me!
[12:11] YURIKO
I watch lots of horror films!
[12:13] KONOHA
How's that going to help us?
[12:15] YURIKO
For something like this,
[12:17] YURIKO
we need to figure out what kind of spirit
has taken over Marin-san's body.
[12:21] YURIKO
Since it started in this house,
[12:22] YURIKO
let's start by looking into the
previous owner of the house.
[12:27] KONOHA
Oh, the one who went missing?
[12:29] YURIKO
It's important to know the name of the
demon you're exorcising, you know!
[12:34] SATOKO
If that's the case, all the
furniture and books in this house
[12:38] SATOKO
belonged to the previous owner.
[12:40] SATOKO
I bet we'll be able to find something.
[12:43] KURO
Huh? This is...
[12:44] KURO
A photo of ninjas from our village!
[12:44] SIGN
Graduate
Kusagakure Asuka
[12:47] KONOHA
I feel like I've seen that outfit before.
[12:50] SATOKO
Now that you mention it...
[12:52] KURO
This one on the left.
[12:54] KURO
She's the ninja who
attacked us that one time.
[12:56] KURO
You almost died from her poison.
[13:01] KONOHA
Oh, from that time...
[13:02] KURO
Do you guys not remember
the faces of your victims?
[13:05] KONOHA
Those are better off forgotten.
[13:09] MARIN
I'll kill you!
[13:10] KONOHA
It's starting again.
[13:12] YURIKO
Do you find their identity?
[13:14] KURO
For the most part.
[13:15] KURO
But now I don't know how I can help them.
[13:18] KURO
Some ninja they killed cursed them.
[13:18] MARIN
I won't forgive you!
[13:21] KURO
Can't we just take her for
an exorcism or something?
[13:24] SATOKO
No way...
[13:25] YURIKO
Mind if I try?
[13:27] KONOHA/SATOKO/KURO
Huh?
[13:30] YURIKO
I've always wanted to try this.
[13:33] YURIKO
See? I even brought some tools for the job.
[13:34] SIGN
Spirits Begone
[13:54] YURIKO
Begone, evil spirit!
[13:57] YURIKO
Yah.
[14:01] YURIKO
Oh?
[14:18] MARIN
Nice to meet you,
[14:20] MARIN
human.
[14:24] KONOHA
Huh? Who's this?
[14:26] KONOHA
Was that English?
[14:26] SATOKO
That's not Marin-san!
[14:28] KURO
Is everything okay?
[14:30] YURIKO
That's weird.
[14:31] YURIKO
I'll try again!
[14:35] KURO
Yuri!
[14:36] MARIN
You fool! I am a devil.
[14:38] MARIN
You think such a thing will work?
[14:40] YURIKO
I-It said devil!
[14:42] YURIKO
Did you all hear that? It's the devil!
[14:44] KURO
Why is there a devil now
instead of an evil spirit?
[14:47] SATOKO
Where's Marin-san?!
[14:48] MARIN
Where is Marin?
[14:49] MARIN
Marin! Marin! Marin!
[14:52] MARIN
Glasses and the kunoichi are looking for you.
[14:56] KONOHA
This devil sure talks a lot.
[14:57] MARIN
Hurry up and untie me.
[14:59] KONOHA
You're a devil. Can't you do
something on your own?
[15:01] MARIN
I won't use my powers for something simple!
[15:06] KONOHA
No way.
[15:06] SATOKO
She grew arms!
[15:10] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:28] YURIKO
Um...
[15:30] YURIKO
Did that exorcise it?
[15:38] SIGN
Devil
[15:41] KURO
Oh, by the way...
[15:43] KURO
You did bring Ayaka with you
when you escaped, right?
[15:46] SATOKO
Ayaka?
[15:47] KURO
A ninja you turned into leaves!
[15:49] YURIKO
Kuro-chan's ex.
[15:51] KURO
It's not like that!
[15:54] KURO
It's honestly not like that.
[15:56] KURO
She's just a junior I looked out for.
[16:00] SATOKO
Um...
[16:01] SATOKO
I think she was burned up.
[16:03] KURO
What?!
[16:05] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:07] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:08] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:09] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:17] KURO
Are you serious? Ayaka...
[16:21] YURIKO
Kuro-chan, don't be sad.
[16:23] KURO
Yuri...
[16:25] YURIKO
You have me, don't you?
[16:29] KURO
Yuri...
[16:31] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:32] KURO
Yuri.
[16:34] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:35] KURO
Yuri.
[16:35] SATOKO
Um...
[16:36] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:37] KURO
Yuri.
[16:38] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:39] KONOHA
What is happening?
[16:39] KURO
Yuri.
[16:42] SATOKO
Watch out!
[16:48] KURO
Nice save, Satoko!
[16:49] SATOKO
Why did it suddenly go for you two—
[16:51] KONOHA
Maybe the ghost wants them to stop making
out in someone else's house and leave?
[16:55] KURO
What the heck?
You're the one who called us!
[16:57] KONOHA
I wasn't the one who called.
[16:59] MARIN
Leader...
[17:01] KURO
Did someone just call me?
[17:02] KONOHA
No.
[17:03] YURI
Marin-san?
[17:05] MARIN
Leader!
[17:09] MARIN
I hate you! Hate you! Hate you!
[17:11] MARIN
I'll curse you!
[17:15] KURO
Huh?! Wait, are you Ayaka?!
[17:23] KURO
Ayaka, I'm sorry!
[17:37] KURO
Sorry, Satoko, but we're going home.
[17:42] KURO
What is this atmosphere?
[17:44] YURIKO
You hit a girl.
[17:46] KONOHA
The worst.
[17:47] SATOKO
Leader...
[17:48] KURO
But I was protecting you all!
[17:53] KURO
I wish you luck!
[17:54] YURIKO
Sorry we couldn't help you.
[17:57] SATOKO
No, thank you very much,
Leader and Yuriko-san!
[18:02] KONOHA
Why were they even here?
[18:09] SATOKO
It's a shame Marin-san left, too.
[18:14] SIGN
Returning Home
[18:14] MARIN
I can't be here with you two!
[18:16] MARIN
I'm going home!
[18:18] KONOHA
It's fine.
[18:19] KONOHA
I just wish the ghost had left with her.
[18:24] KONOHA
But you know, this is starting to piss me off.
[18:27] SATOKO
Huh?
[18:27] KONOHA
These ghosts...
[18:28] MIDORI
You let your guard down.
[18:29] KONOHA
They say we killed them, but they were also
after our lives, so we did what we had to do.
[18:30] MIDORI
Shut up!
[18:31] AYAKA
Die!
[18:34] KONOHA
Isn't that just resentment?
[18:36] KONOHA
Paranormal activities are scary
because we don't know the cause.
[18:41] KONOHA
But what if they're actually because someone from your past is trying to kill you?
[18:43] AYAKA
You're even living with
this commoner woman...
[18:44] AYAKA
This is unheard of!
[18:45] SATOKO
When you put it that way,
they don't seem so scary anymore.
[18:46] AYAKA
You're being tricked, right?
[18:48] AYAKA
I'll save you now!
[18:49] KONOHA
Right?
[18:50] KONOHA
We were even able to turn
the devil into leaves.
[18:56] KONOHA
It feels foolish to be scared now.
[19:13] KONOHA
So sleepy.
[19:15] KONOHA
Morning, Satoko-chan.
[19:17] SATOKO
Good morning, Konoha-san!
[19:22] KONOHA
The ghosts are active again today, I see.
[19:25] KONOHA
We're so used to them now.
[19:26] SATOKO
They're awake around the clock, after all.
[19:29] KONOHA
I'm able to sleep now,
even if they make some noise.
[19:32] SATOKO
Indeed.
[19:34] SATOKO
I was able to overcome one of my fears, too.
[19:36] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san.
[19:37] SATOKO
Ghost on your left shoulder.
[19:39] KONOHA
I know.
[19:41] KONOHA
I never thought I'd be able
to overcome my weakness.
[19:44] KONOHA
I guess ghosts come in all types.
[19:46] SATOKO
She looks a little sad.
[19:49] KONOHA
Aren't you guys bored by now?
[19:51] KONOHA
Just pass on already.
[20:01] SATOKO
Oh, I know.
[21:37] SIGN
To Be Continued
[21:57] ASUKA
Midori?!
[22:01] MIDORI
Ugh! I failed!
[22:04] MIDORI
What's with those two?
[22:05] ASUKA
You okay?
[22:06] ASUKA
You're still a leaf...
[22:08] SAKURA
Is it just me, or are the
leaves getting thinner?
[22:11] FUMIKO
Forget it.
[22:12] FUMIKO
We were finally able to reunite here.
[22:15] FUMIKO
Let's just live happily here.
[22:17] HATSUKO
Big Sis, you say such great things...
[22:19] KARIN
So what is this place, anyway?
[22:21] SAKURA
I'm not sure...
[22:23] SAKURA
I just kind of woke up here. Heaven, maybe?
[22:26] SIGN
Afterlife
[22:26] MICHIRU
It's the afterlife!
[22:29] ASUKA
Karin-senpai should have
just set them on fire again,
[22:32] ASUKA
but you foolishly confronted them head-on.
[22:34] KARIN
Shut up! You also got taken down!
[22:36] ASUKA
I was unexpectedly attacked from behind.
[22:38] ARISA
And I just graduated...
[22:43] KANIE
Osu! Don't worry about it!
[22:45] MIDORI
Besides...
[22:46] SIGN
Caution
This well closes at 11 PM.
[22:46] SIGN
Keep clean!!
[22:46] SIGN
Portal to Living World
[22:46] SIGN
Warning
[22:46] SIGN
Don't push!!
[22:46] SIGN
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
[22:46] MIDORI
It said "one person at a time."
[22:48] SIGN
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
[22:49] MIDORI
This all happened because Ayaka
and the others forced their way in!
[22:55] MIDORI
Also, that one even went for someone
other than Satoko and the assassin!
[22:56] MICHIRU
Welcome back, Midorin!
[22:59] MIDORI
I'm so mad!
[23:00] MIDORI
Can't we somehow interfere
with the living world again?!
[23:03] SAKURA
I wonder...
[23:04] SAKURA
Uh-oh.
[23:06] SAKURA
We're banned from using it now
because we didn't follow the rules.
[23:08] KARIN
What is this? A convenience store bathroom?
[23:11] MIDORI
I won't feel better until I give
Ayaka a piece of my mind.
[23:15] MIDORI
Wait. Where's Ayaka?
[23:16] ASUKA
Huh? Wasn't she with you?
[23:30] SATOKO
The spacious house is nice, but the
smallness of the last house was nice, too.
[23:34] KONOHA
That was your fault, you know.
[23:35] SATOKO
And on top of that, it's a house with ghosts!
[23:38] KONOHA
That was your fault, you know.
[23:38] SIGN
Next
[23:38] SIGN
Episode
9 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
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[00:00] SIGN
LIVE
[00:01] KARIN
Hello, Karin here. It's been a while.
[00:04] KARIN
Today, as a special episode
from the afterlife,
[00:06] KARIN
instead of my usual cooking videos,
[00:09] KARIN
I'll be talking about the ninja
garments that we ninjas wear.
[00:13] KARIN
I have some special guests
with me today, as well.
[00:17] SAKURA
Yay! I'm Sakura!
[00:19] MAO
M-Meow! I'm Mao.
[00:22] SAKURA
Starting today, the three of us will
stream on this channel together!
[00:25] SAKURA
What? But this is my channel...
[00:27] SAKURA
Also, why? We literally just met.
[00:30] SAKURA
Because...
[00:31] SAKURA
We've got the "cool type,"
[00:32] SAKURA
The "small type,"
[00:34] SAKURA
and the "dorky cutie type."
[00:35] SAKURA
Don't we make a great
balance of personalities?
[00:37] KARIN
Dorks wouldn't call themselves dorks.
[00:40] SAKURA
Let's start with my ninja wear!
[00:42] KARIN
Are you listening to me?
[00:42] SAKURA
My themes are pink, ribbons,
and my cute self!
[00:44] KARIN
Hasn't anyone ever told you to
listen when others are speaking?
[00:45] SAKURA
The big ribbons on my head
and hips are the highlights!
[00:46] KARIN
Hey... Okay, she's not stopping!
[00:48] SAKURA
Oh! And...
[00:49] SAKURA
I also put some thought into my cleavage
[00:51] SAKURA
so I can easily take things
in and out from there!
[00:54] SAKURA
Next is Mao's turn!
[00:56] MAO
Mrow!
[00:57] MAO
Since I can grow bigger, I wear a
stretchy and sturdy material, meow!
[01:01] SAKURA
When you drop the scroll in your mouth,
you transform into a beast, right?
[01:05] MAO
Yes!
[01:06] SAKURA
And finally, Karin!
[01:07] KARIN
I don't have special abilities like you two,
but I do have confidence in my body.
[01:12] KARIN
My outfit combines a material
that accentuates my body line
[01:15] KARIN
as well as a style that shows
off my skin, as you all know.
[01:19] SAKURA
Karin-Channel was so close to
reaching 100,000 followers, too.
[01:23] SAKURA
Such a shame!
[01:24] KARIN
I wanted a commemorative plaque for it.
[01:26] SAKURA
That's ridiculous.
[01:27] KARIN
I'll kill you.
[01:28] SAKURA
But I'm already dead.
[01:29] AYAKA
Okay! Me next!
[01:31] AYAKA
My hair accessory!
[01:33] AYAKA
Leader once told me that it looked
cute, like cat ears, from the front.
[01:38] AYAKA
I'll get my revenge!
[01:40] SAKURA
Who are you? How dare
you butt into our video?
[01:43] KARIN
You're Ayaka the runaway ninja!
[01:45] MAO
What's a runaway like you doing here, meow?!
[01:47] AYAKA
Time to start the revenge stream!
[01:51] KONOHA
What a boring program.
[01:53] SIGN
Dislike
[01:53] SATOKO
Ta-da!
[01:54] SATOKO
Look, Konoha-san!
[01:56] SATOKO
My new ninja attire!
[01:58] KONOHA
Oh, it's red this time?
[02:00] SATOKO
Not to worry! Just watch.
[02:02] SATOKO
The outfits from my village change colors
depending on the wearer's aesthetic.
[02:07] KONOHA
How does that work?
[02:08] SATOKO
The science back at the
village is that amazing!
[02:24] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[03:42] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Experiment
Leaf 9
[03:44] KONOHA
What a weird dream...
[03:48] SATOKO
Looks like the ghosts have left.
[03:51] SATOKO
I'm a little sad... Not.
[03:54] KONOHA
Yeah.
[03:56] KONOHA
We can finally live a decent lifestyle now.
[03:58] SATOKO
Things were very hectic
after the fire, after all.
[04:01] KONOHA
Our days can be a lot more peaceful now.
[04:04] SATOKO
All my money burned up in the fire, though.
[04:07] KONOHA
You'll just have to work hard again.
[04:12] KONOHA
We have work today, Satoko-chan.
[04:14] SATOKO
It's been a while!
[04:15] SATOKO
Since the last clothes you got me burned up,
[04:18] SATOKO
I'll save up quickly so I can buy more!
[04:20] KONOHA
You don't need to worry about that.
[04:21] SATOKO
Oh!
[04:22] KONOHA
Not so loud.
[04:23] SATOKO
My ninja clothes were destroyed, too!
What should I do?
[04:27] KONOHA
What about the stuff you have on now?
[04:29] SATOKO
Since Marin-san bought these for me,
it was hard for me to say it, but...
[04:33] SATOKO
Truthfully...
[04:34] KONOHA
It's not really your style?
[04:36] SATOKO
Exactly!
[04:37] SATOKO
Do you agree, Konoha-san?
[04:39] SATOKO
I can't tell Marin-san.
[04:41] SATOKO
And you seemed to like your outfit...
[04:43] KONOHA
I do.
[04:45] SATOKO
Really?!
[04:46] SATOKO
What do you like about that?
[04:48] SATOKO
It makes it look like your
skeleton shows through!
[04:50] KONOHA
You sound like some old grandma.
[04:53] KONOHA
Well, if I ever got my victim's blood
on this, it'd just compliment the look.
[04:57] KONOHA
Speaking of ninja outfits, you were wearing
a new outfit in my dream last night.
[05:02] SATOKO
Oh, that sounds nice!
[05:04] SATOKO
What was I wearing?
[05:05] KONOHA
It was like you evolved.
[05:06] SATOKO
Evolved?!
[05:08] SATOKO
Then let's go out and get me new ninja clothes!
[05:11] KONOHA
You may have forgotten,
but you're still being pursued.
[05:15] KONOHA
You should buy something
that's not ninja gear.
[05:18] SATOKO
But the ninja outfits make me feel
more at ease. They're just... me.
[05:24] KONOHA
We can check out some stores,
[05:25] KONOHA
but where would we even buy ninja clothes?
[05:28] KONOHA
Oh, I know.
[05:29] SIGN
Everyone's Friend
[05:29] SIGN
Genghis Khan
[05:34] KONOHA
How is it, Satoko-chan?
[05:36] SATOKO
Do they only have this one size?
[05:39] SATOKO
I don't really like the colors, either.
[05:42] KONOHA
The material looks kinda cheap, too.
[05:47] KONOHA
Well, where should we go next?
[05:47] SIGN
Chocolates
[05:47] SIGN
Snacks
[05:52] SIGN
Sweet potato so good!?
[05:54] YOSHIDA
Thank you very much.
[05:57] YOSHIDA
Koga-san and Satoko-chan! How have you been?
[06:00] YOSHIDA
It's been lonely with you being
absent so often, Koga-san.
[06:04] SATOKO
Our house burned down, but we're doing good!
[06:07] YOSHIDA
What?
[06:12] YOSHIDA
Come back to school, Koga-san.
[06:15] YOSHIDA
If you keep this up,
your future will be in jeopardy.
[06:19] KONOHA
Yeah.
[06:20] YOSHIDA
I'll be waiting for you.
[06:23] KONOHA
I saw some ninja clothes online.
Want to buy those just to see?
[06:35] SATOKO
I don't want something that
screams "ninja" like that.
[06:38] KONOHA
But you are a ninja, are you not?
[06:40] KONOHA
Oh, does your ninja village
have an online store?
[06:43] SATOKO
I don't really know about that.
[06:50] KONOHA
A costume shop.
[06:50] SIGN
Fair and Liberal
Sexy Costume CosCos Shop
[06:50] SIGN
Buy and Sell
[06:50] SIGN
Goods/DVD
[06:52] KONOHA
Maybe this place will have something?
[07:01] KONOHA
C'mon, hurry.
[07:07] STAFF
Come back when you're adults.
[07:14] SATOKO
I thought that store was weird with
all the outfits that expose so much!
[07:18] KONOHA
For today's job, you'll have to settle
for what you're currently wearing.
[07:26] SATOKO
Job complete!
[07:30] KONOHA
No, it's not.
[07:31] KONOHA
What's the matter?
You're moving slower than usual.
[07:34] KONOHA
You've only done up to the calves.
[07:40] KONOHA
I didn't notice since you usually
finish in the blink of an eye...
[07:44] KONOHA
but it's a lot more disgusting
when done slower.
[07:46] SATOKO
I can't give it my all when
I'm not in my ninja attire...
[07:50] KONOHA
Ninja attire, huh?
[07:52] KONOHA
What about asking your ninja leader?
[07:55] SATOKO
Oh, yeah!
[07:56] SATOKO
She said she quit being a ninja, so
maybe she doesn't wear hers anymore!
[07:59] KONOHA
Since it's the same ninja gear,
you should feel comfortable in it.
[08:02] SATOKO
You're right. Let's go ask!
[08:05] KURO
Yeah, I still have my ninja outfit.
[08:08] SATOKO
Really?
[08:11] KURO
Also, you two show up out
of the blue too often.
[08:14] KONOHA
Sorry about that.
[08:15] KURO
It's fine.
[08:16] KURO
My ninja outfit, huh?
[08:18] KURO
It's true that I quit being a ninja.
[08:21] KURO
But can I give it to them, Yuri?
[08:23] YURIKO
Huh?!
[08:24] SATOKO
Why are you asking Yuriko-san?
[08:26] KURO
Er...
[08:27] YURIKO
Y-Y-Y-Yeah! Why are you asking me?
[08:30] YURIKO
Oh, but... Can I have you
wear it one last time?
[08:34] SATOKO
Why—
[08:35] YURIKO
Please?
[08:38] KURO
Ta-da!
[08:39] KURO
Well? Does this bring back
memories for you, Satoko?
[08:42] SATOKO
Huh?
[08:43] YURIKO
Wearing white even though your
name means "black" is so cool!
[08:47] KURO
What is it, Satoko? What's wrong?
[08:48] YURIKO
I can't get enough!
[08:50] SATOKO
Oh... Huh?
[08:50] YURIKO
Look over here!
[08:51] KONOHA
What?
[08:52] YURIKO
So cool.
[08:53] SATOKO
I thought Leader's outfit looked like...
[08:54] KURO
Nin nin nin.
[08:56] KURO
Nin!
[08:56] SATOKO
Something all black like this?
[08:59] KURO
Huh?! Not at all!
[09:01] SATOKO
What? No way.
[09:02] SATOKO
But everyone who ran away
with us wore the same thing.
[09:05] KURO
Nope, wrong!
[09:06] YURIKO
Yes, that's a good pose...
[09:06] KURO
We all wore different outfits!
[09:09] KURO
Ayaka, who's dead now,
had a different outfit, too!
[09:09] AYAKA
Hiya!
[09:11] SATOKO
What? That can't be...
[09:14] KONOHA
Hey, Satoko-chan.
[09:15] KONOHA
Did the people from the ninja village
all look the same to you?
[09:21] SATOKO
What? How did you know?
[09:23] KURO
That's how you saw us?!
[09:25] KURO
Creepy...
[09:26] KURO
How little did you care
about your surroundings?
[09:30] KURO
Well, I guess it's a good thing that
you can tell people apart now...
[09:36] KURO
Even though you got swept up in it,
leaving the village was right for you.
[09:40] KURO
Here.
[09:41] KURO
My ninja attire, which I
consider my ninja soul.
[09:45] KURO
I entrust you with it.
[09:46] SATOKO
Thank you so much, Leader!
[09:48] KURO
Take good care of it.
[09:50] KONOHA
She'd entrust it to Satoko-chan...
[09:54] SATOKO
Um, Konoha-san?
[09:55] SATOKO
There's somewhere I'd like to go.
[10:01] SATOKO
Konoha-san, I found it!
[10:05] SATOKO
Here.
[10:14] KONOHA
Huh? What...
[10:17] KONOHA
This outfit...
[10:19] SATOKO
I'm glad they were still selling those.
[10:22] KONOHA
You didn't have to go out of
your way to buy these again.
[10:30] KONOHA
I'm hungry.
[10:32] SATOKO
Tonight we're having katsu curry!
[10:34] KONOHA
Sounds good. Let's hurry home.
[10:41] WASHER
Beep. Beep.
[10:43] WASHER
Wash cycle complete.
[10:45] WASHER
Too much detergent was used.
[10:47] WASHER
Please wash with less detergent next time.
[10:49] KONOHA
You're already washing the ninja outfit?
[10:52] SATOKO
Yes!
[10:53] KONOHA
Well, I guess we don't know
what it was being used for.
[10:56] SATOKO
What do you mean?
[10:57] KONOHA
Nothing.
[10:58] KONOHA
Oh, yeah. In my dream, your ninja
clothes changed colors on their own.
[11:02] KONOHA
I think white works for you,
so you could keep it that way.
[11:05] SATOKO
How could they change colors on their own?
[11:08] KONOHA
It was a dream.
[11:09] SATOKO
But I'm really glad it was white.
[11:12] SATOKO
Because I can dye it by washing it
together with my purple clothes!
[11:16] KONOHA
Didn't she tell you to
take good care of that?
[11:20] KURO; YURIKO
Ninkoro.
[11:24] MEIDEN
Ninkoro.
[11:32] KONOHA
You seem to really like
your new ninja outfit.
[11:35] SATOKO
I feel so at ease with it!
[11:36] KONOHA
Uh-huh.
[11:37] SATOKO
I think it looks better than my last one!
[11:39] SATOKO
How do I look? Is it cute?
[11:41] SIGN
Weapon Shop
[11:41] SIGN
How to kill nicely
in an instant
[11:43] KONOHA
Uh, er... Yeah. Super cute.
[11:45] SATOKO
Really?
[11:47] KONOHA
I think so.
[11:48] KONOHA
It's like a normal-ranked character
in a mobile game became a rare rank.
[11:53] SATOKO
Did you see me as a normal
rank this whole time?!
[11:57] KONOHA
But if raised with love, you can
be used until the mid game.
[12:01] SATOKO
Now you're talking like you're
rating me on a strategy site!
[12:04] SATOKO
As a proud ninja, wearing the
proper ninja attire is a must!
[12:08] KONOHA
Listen to the runaway ninja.
[12:10] KONOHA
Also, you're not wearing zori sandals?
[12:12] SATOKO
That's right!
[12:13] SATOKO
Once I got to try on sneakers,
it was too much fun!
[12:16] SATOKO
I can't go back to zori now!
[12:18] KONOHA
Where'd that ninja pride of yours go?
[12:24] KONOHA
So... you're going to continue
on the ninja path, then?
[12:28] SATOKO
What? Well, I suppose so.
[12:30] SATOKO
Why do you ask?
[12:32] KONOHA
Your leader gave you her clothes
because she quit being a ninja.
[12:35] KONOHA
She's also decided not to use her ninjutsu.
[12:38] KONOHA
Just got me thinking how interesting it is
that you're going to keep living as a ninja.
[12:42] SATOKO
Th-That's true.
[12:44] SATOKO
I didn't like the training in the village,
[12:46] SATOKO
and I only became a runaway because
I cluelessly got involved.
[12:50] SATOKO
Also, if I stopped using my ninjutsu,
it would make things harder for you!
[12:54] KONOHA
Well, true. There'd be no point
in us staying together anymore.
[12:57] SATOKO
Wha...
[12:58] SATOKO
Um, wait...
[12:59] KONOHA
But if you want to live on as a ninja,
[13:01] KONOHA
you should hone your leaf transformation
skills through training.
[13:04] SATOKO
Training?
[13:05] KONOHA
Remember?
[13:07] KONOHA
There's a chance you could turn
leaves back into their original shape.
[13:11] SATOKO
Oh! I completely forgot! I'll try that!
[13:15] KONOHA
I'll get mad if you practice
on our furniture again.
[13:19] SATOKO
Which is why I'm here!
[13:21] MARIN
Wh-Why my place?
[13:22] MARIN
Don't you remember what
you did to me last time?
[13:26] SATOKO
Because your house is filled
with heaps of trash-like stuff!
[13:28] MARIN
That's so rude!
[13:30] MARIN
They're my great inventions!
[13:34] SIGN
Ninja
[13:34] MARIN
Hey, wait!
[13:35] SIGN
Ghost
[13:36] SIGN
Devil
[13:36] MARIN
Could those leaves be...
[13:37] SATOKO
These are the only leaves
I have on hand right now.
[13:40] SATOKO
I thought they'd work for my leaf
transformation reversal training.
[13:43] MARIN
Burn them all! Right now!
[13:49] MARIN
I suppose I have stuff like computers
that are hard to throw out.
[13:53] MARIN
I'll bring them out front and
have you help me with those.
[13:57] SATOKO
First I'll turn them into leaves.
[13:59] MARIN
Whoa. As amazing as ever.
[14:02] SATOKO
Next, I'll practice turning them back.
[14:06] MARIN
How well have you grasped the
depths of your own ninjutsu?
[14:12] SATOKO
Right now, only that I can
turn objects into leaves.
[14:16] SATOKO
Turning them back is only a notion, currently.
[14:19] MARIN
I see.
[14:20] MARIN
You can't turn living things into leaves?
[14:23] SATOKO
I don't think so.
[14:24] MARIN
Have you tried it?
[14:26] SATOKO
I haven't.
[14:27] MARIN
And how big can the objects
you turn to leaves be?
[14:31] MARIN
For example, you can turn human-sized
things into leaves in an instant.
[14:34] MARIN
But what about large buildings?
[14:37] MARIN
Ever tested that out?
[14:39] SATOKO
Hmm...
[14:40] MARIN
Hey, now!
[14:41] MARIN
Don't test that out on my house!
[14:44] SATOKO
Looks like larger things don't work.
[14:46] MARIN
Thank God! I thought I was gonna lose my house!
[14:49] MARIN
That scared me.
[14:50] SATOKO
Now to see if I can transform living things...
[14:53] SATOKO
Oh. A cat.
[14:55] MARIN
Don't you dare!
[14:56] MARIN
Stop messing around!
[14:57] MARIN
If you do that, I won't forgive you!
[14:58] SATOKO
Huh? If I do what?
[15:00] SATOKO
I was only pointing out that there's a cat!
[15:03] SATOKO
I wouldn't test it out on a kitty-cat!
[15:03] MARIN
I'm scared because you
look like you'd do it!
[15:06] KONOHA
What are you two doing?
[15:07] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:09] SATOKO
Why aren't you in school?
[15:11] KONOHA
I left early because I
was worried about you.
[15:14] KONOHA
But I'm glad. Looks like you
haven't done anything crazy yet.
[15:18] MARIN
She tried to turn my house into leaves.
[15:21] SATOKO
I couldn't, so all's well that ends well!
[15:23] MARIN
That's not the point!
[15:25] KONOHA
Scary...
[15:28] KONOHA
I see. So that's why you wanted
to test out different things.
[15:31] MARIN
If you knew the extent
of the kunoichi's abilities,
[15:34] MARIN
it would be easier for you guys to fight.
[15:36] KONOHA
You're right.
[15:38] KONOHA
Which is why you tried to see if you
could transform a living thing next.
[15:42] KONOHA
What could we test that on?
[15:43] MARIN
We should start with something small.
[15:46] KONOHA
Like bugs and plants?
[15:47] MARIN
Yeah. Maybe plants first?
[15:51] SATOKO
Two assassins are carefully thinking over
what living things to turn into leaves...
[15:56] SATOKO
Then...
[16:00] SATOKO
Hmm, looks like I still can't.
[16:02] KONOHA
Maybe it's because they're plants
that they can't turn into leaves?
[16:06] MARIN
That could be true.
[16:07] KONOHA
Shall we test it on bugs next?
[16:09] MARIN
Bugs...
[16:11] KONOHA
If only there was a small one nearby...
[16:27] SATOKO
Looks like I can't.
[16:28] MARIN
Well, we've only tested out two species.
[16:31] MARIN
We can try other forms of testing, too.
[16:38] KONOHA
Oh, Satoko-chan. There's a dead cicada here.
[16:41] SATOKO
A cicada?
[16:42] MARIN
Wait, that position it's in...
[16:44] SATOKO
But Konoha-san, if it's a dead bug,
that's no different from a corpse.
[16:49] SATOKO
Why should I turn it into leaves?
[16:50] KONOHA
Don't worry about it. Just try.
[16:53] SATOKO
Well, okay, I'll do it.
[16:57] SATOKO
Whoa! It's alive!
[16:59] KONOHA
Tsk. So close.
[17:00] SATOKO
Huh? Did you know it was alive?
[17:04] KONOHA
I wanted to test if you could turn something
into leaves if you thought it was dead.
[17:08] SATOKO
Huh?
[17:09] SATOKO
Well, then, I'm going over to the woods
to see what else I can turn into leaves!
[17:16] KONOHA
Satoko-chan!
[17:19] SATOKO
Konoha-san! Marin-san!
[17:21] MEIDEN
There you are, assassin woman!
[17:23] MEIDEN
I am Meiden from the ninja village!
[17:25] MEIDEN
Your life ends here!
[17:29] MEIDEN
This ironclad armor, reinforced by my
ninjutsu, is impervious to any attack—
[17:35] MEIDEN
What?!
[17:36] MEIDEN
My ironclad armor!
[17:38] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[17:40] KONOHA
Good work, Satoko-chan!
[17:45] KONOHA
I'm amazed, Satoko-chan.
[17:46] KONOHA
You immediately turned her armor
into leaves to expose her body.
[17:50] KONOHA
You've gotten more resourceful.
[17:52] SATOKO
You think so?
[17:54] SATOKO
But it seems I was only able to
transform her armor into leaves.
[18:00] KONOHA
Wait, did she intend to...
[18:01] MARIN
...turn the enemy into leaves, too?!
[18:06] SATOKO
Marin-san, we'll come visit again soon!
[18:08] MARIN
Don't think the things at my house can
be turned into leaves all the time!
[18:12] SATOKO
Okay!
[18:27] SIGN
Goes down smooth
[18:27] SIGN
Ramen
[18:41] KONOHA
I didn't know there was a size limit
to what you can turn into leaves.
[18:44] SATOKO
I wonder how big an object has
to be to turn into leaves.
[18:48] KONOHA
Might be good to research.
[18:50] SIGN
Izutsumi Marin
[18:50] SIGN
Incoming Call
[18:51] SATOKO
What's the matter, Marin-san?
[18:53] SATOKO
Huh? Right now?
[18:54] SATOKO
Yes, okay. That's fine.
[18:57] KONOHA
What does she want? Ow.
[18:59] SATOKO
She says she's in front of our
house and wants us to get her.
[19:01] KONOHA
What? Lame.
[19:03] MARIN
Hey, you two.
[19:05] SATOKO
Marin-san?!
[19:06] MARIN
Help me up to your house.
[19:09] SATOKO
What's happened?
Why do you look like that?
[19:11] MARIN
Now, listen! This is all your fault!
[19:13] MARIN
It's because of your ninjutsu!
[19:15] SATOKO
Huh?! Why?!
[19:16] MARIN
You used your ninjutsu on
my house yesterday, right?!
[19:19] MARIN
After some time, my house
suddenly turned into leaves!
[19:22] MARIN
So I fell and ended up severely injured!
[19:25] KONOHA
Huh... So larger things take time
to transform. Take note of that.
[19:30] SATOKO
I see.
[19:32] MARIN
Don't give me "I see"!
[19:34] MARIN
You're going to take care
of me until I'm all better!
[21:03] SIGN
To Be Continued
[21:06] SAKURA
Oh! I can connect to the Wi-Fi here!
[21:09] KARIN
Huh? No way! My desire for approval
is quickly approaching its limits!
[21:13] KARIN
I want to do a stream...
[21:14] SAKURA
That sounds great! Let's do a livestream!
[21:17] SAKURA
Hold on.
[21:28] SAKURA
All right.
[21:29] SAKURA
I've gathered all the necessities.
[21:31] SAKURA
Let's start the livestream!
[21:33] MAO
I'm rolling the camera meow!
[21:34] KARIN
Hello, everyone. It's been a while.
[21:34] SIGN
LIVE
[21:36] KARIN
Today, I'd like to play an older game.
[21:38] SAKURA
Huh? Who wants to see
a boring stream like that?
[21:41] SIGN
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
[21:41] SAKURA
We were all killed!
[21:42] SIGN
3 comments 52 likes
OSI: Looks Yummy
Kakatan: I don't really like veggies
[21:43] SAKURA
By that runaway ninja, Satoko,
and the assassin, Konoha!
[21:43] SIGN
OSI: I want to eat this. For many reasons.
@teiFUJYou: I saw this in a dollar store.
KAMI7: My work sucks.
[21:44] SIGN
OSI: Oops, I'm late.
Watch out, mister will come to tease you!
Hmph! jk jk. Sorry!
Akatsuki: Tell me your address.
[21:45] SIGN
OSI: You're cute.
Akatsuki: You're explaining too much!
[21:47] SAKURA
So there's only one thing we can do!
[21:47] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #somethingIlike
#portrait #Iwanttoconnectwithphotographers
[21:50] AYAKA; MIDORI
Revenge!
[21:51] KARIN
But that's not what my channel is about...
[21:54] ASUKA
It's just a stupid channel
that shows off your breasts.
[21:57] SAKURA
Let's do it!
[21:58] KARIN
Cut it out!
[21:59] MIDORI
We're going to upload videos that
show the bad sides of those two!
[22:04] MIDORI
You first, Fumiko-senpai!
[22:05] MIDORI
Go on, tell us your grudges and grievances!
[22:07] FUMIKO
Uh...
[22:08] FUMIKO
I never thought Satoko would
team up with an assassin,
[22:11] FUMIKO
so I let my guard down and got killed.
[22:13] MIDORI; ASUKA
That's all you have to say?!
[22:14] FUMIKO
Well, I mean, yeah.
[22:16] FUMIKO
I was out to kill, too.
[22:18] FUMIKO
Which is why I think it's wrong
to hold a grudge against them...
[22:21] ASUKA
How generous of you...
But that's what I like about you.
[22:25] MIDORI
Well, I'm not satisfied!
[22:27] MIDORI
On top of being killed,
they took my dream house!
[22:30] MIDORI
And when I came to haunt
them, they chased me out!
[22:33] SAKURA
That's so sad!
[22:34] KARIN
They also attack me on social media.
[22:36] AYAKA
I only went to visit Leader,
[22:39] AYAKA
and those two just happened to
be there, and they killed me!
[22:42] SAKURA
Of course you'd be mad.
[22:43] FUMIKO
But don't you think it's great that we can
all reunite like this because of that?
[22:48] ALL
How can you be so naïve?!
[22:50] ALL
We'll definitely get our revenge!
[22:52] FUMIKO
Er...
[22:52] HATSUKO
Big sis...
[22:53] HATSUKO
I want to play this game.
[22:55] FUMIKO
Oh! Let's do it!
[22:56] FUMIKO
Let's live peacefully
together here, Hatsuko.
[23:01] MAO
I wonder if this stream is even working...
[23:07] SATOKO
Oh, sorry.
[23:09] MARIN
Hey! You're doing that on purpose!
[23:10] SIGN
Notification
[23:10] SIGN
Livestream has begun
[23:13] KONOHA
What's wrong?
[23:14] SATOKO
Looks like some livestream just started...
[23:17] SATOKO
Huh? Who was this again?
[23:20] MARIN
Isn't this the channel of that cooking
ninja we took down that one time?
[23:25] SIGN
LIVE
[23:25] KONOHA
What is this?
[23:26] SATOKO
Scary...
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
Doesn't your new ninja gear expose too much?
[23:32] SATOKO
I think it's cute.
[23:34] KONOHA
Aren't you embarrassed?
[23:35] SATOKO
A little, but that somehow
makes me feel better.
[23:38] KONOHA
You're a pervert.
[23:38] SATOKO
Huh?
10 - A Ninja and a Baby Assassin
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[00:06] MARIN
This is good, kunoichi.
[00:08] MARIN
You've improved on your
Western-style cooking.
[00:11] SATOKO
Right?
[00:14] SATOKO
But I'm getting tired of feeding you.
[00:18] MARIN
It's your fault I'm like this.
[00:20] MARIN
You're going to have to
thoroughly take care of me.
[00:22] SATOKO
When you put it that way, I really can't argue...
[00:27] SATOKO
Who could that be so early in the morning?
[00:29] MARIN
I wonder if it's the Calcium Lady I ordered.
[00:31] MARIN
It's supposed to be good for healing
broken bones, so I set up weekly delivery.
[00:36] MARIN
Go get them for me.
[00:37] SATOKO
Okay.
[00:39] SATOKO
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[00:40] SIGN
Calcium Milk
[00:41] MINATO
Is this the residence of Izutsumi Marin?
[00:43] SATOKO
Not really, but yes.
[00:45] MINATO
Here is her order of the milk set.
That'll be 1,200 yen.
[00:49] SATOKO
Oh, I guess I'm paying for it.
[00:52] MINATO
This is on the house.
[00:52] SIGN
Apple
[00:54] MINATO
A promotional gift for your first purchase.
[00:57] SATOKO
Apple juice! This is free?
[01:00] MINATO
Yes. Since it's a promotional gift.
[01:16] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:34] SIGN
A Ninja and a Baby Assassin
[02:36] SIGN
Leaf 10
[02:37] SATOKO
I got the goods, Marin-san.
[02:40] MARIN
Thanks.
[02:44] KONOHA
Sleepy...
[02:44] MARIN
Oh. Glasses is awake.
[02:46] SATOKO
Good morning, Konoha-san!
[02:50] SATOKO
We received apple juice as
a promotional gift. Here!
[02:53] MARIN
Ugh, apple juice?
[02:56] MARIN
Not my favorite...
[02:58] MARIN
Glasses can have my share.
[03:00] MARIN
You like fruit juices, right?
[03:02] KONOHA
I do, but how did you know? Creepy.
[03:04] SATOKO
I'll drink mine tonight.
[03:06] KONOHA
Actually, why are you having
your stuff sent to our house?
[03:06] SIGN
1000% Sparkling Apple
[03:06] SIGN
Apple
[03:06] SIGN
Super Good
[03:10] KONOHA
How long do you plan to crash here?
[03:11] MARIN
Don't be so cold. It's only until I heal up.
[03:15] MARIN
The reason I'm here in the first place is
because your kunoichi here is a nincompoop.
[03:19] SATOKO
I've learned my lesson.
[03:21] SATOKO
I'll take care of you, for sure.
[03:25] SATOKO
But I see that you don't rely
on your family, do you?
[03:28] KONOHA
No human who works as an
assassin has a family.
[03:32] MARIN
That's usually the case.
[03:34] MARIN
I mentioned it before to the kunoichi,
but I have an older sister.
[03:39] MARIN
Before I became an assassin,
I lived in a relatively normal household.
[03:43] MARIN
I was super close with my sister,
who's five years older than me.
[03:46] (Flashback) MINATO
I won again!
[03:48] (Flashback) MINATO
Sorry, Marin-chan.
[03:50] (Flashback) MINATO
Your pouty face is so cute!
[03:51] MARIN
I loved my sister, but...
[03:54] MARIN
She's a really talented person.
[03:57] MARIN
She excels in everything,
[03:58] MARIN
was recognized by her school,
and even won awards.
[04:00] MARIN
Meanwhile, I get moody and can't perform
well at things I'm not interested in.
[04:05] MARIN
Our parents would often compare us.
[04:08] MARIN
That was around the time...
[04:10] (Flashback) MINATO
Marin-chan, let's play a game!
[04:13] MARIN
I started to distance myself from
the sister I loved so much.
[04:18] MARIN
Then, one day...
[04:20] (Flashback) MARIN
Mom—
[04:24] MARIN
My sister, covered in blood,
stood over my parents' corpses.
[04:28] SATOKO
Huh?! This story took a turn!
[04:34] (Flashback) MARIN
She's gonna kill me!
[04:36] MARIN
I was scared and took off running.
[04:39] MARIN
When I went back, my sister was gone,
and she's been missing ever since.
[04:44] MARIN
After that, I grew up in an orphanage
[04:46] MARIN
and was adopted by
the assassin organization.
[04:49] MARIN
And that's how I got to where I am today.
[04:52] SATOKO
Wow, that's horrifying.
[04:54] SATOKO
Why did your sister do that to your parents?
[04:56] MARIN
Who knows?
[04:57] MARIN
I'm not sure.
[04:58] SIGN
Certificate of
Commendation
[04:59] MARIN
Maybe she was dealing with her own stress
[05:01] MARIN
due to all the pressure and
expectations from our parents.
[05:04] MARIN
Maybe our lives would
be different if I'd stayed
[05:07] MARIN
and listened to her side of the story.
[05:09] SATOKO
Marin-san...
[05:11] MARIN
But then I wouldn't have
met you and Glasses.
[05:15] MARIN
Actually, Glasses reminds me
of my sister a little bit.
[05:19] MARIN
If you were just a little nicer to me—
[05:22] MARIN
Huh? Where'd she go?
[05:24] SATOKO
She was here just a moment ago.
Maybe the bathroom?
[05:27] SATOKO
Konoha-san, where are—
[05:32] SATOKO
Huh?! Who is this baby?
[05:34] SATOKO
Wait, could she be...
[05:37] MARIN
No way... This appearance...
[05:39] SATOKO
Is it you, Konoha-san?!
[05:43] SATOKO
Whoa, she started crying!
[05:44] MARIN
It's because you raised your voice.
[05:46] SATOKO
Huh?! Wh-What should we do?
[05:48] MARIN
How should I know?!
[05:49] MARIN
Just hold her for now. Hold her!
[05:51] SATOKO
But I... I've never even
touched a baby before.
[05:55] MARIN
Even if you've never touched one,
[05:56] MARIN
you should know that's
not the way to hold one!
[05:59] MARIN
She's finally calmed down.
[06:02] SATOKO
I just have to rock her
like this? Is this right?
[06:05] MARIN
Yup. That's what it says online.
[06:08] SATOKO
Also, this must be the
doing of a ninja pursuer.
[06:12] MARIN
I dunno, but maybe?
[06:15] MARIN
Since we didn't turn into babies,
[06:18] MARIN
it's safe to assume the apple juice did it.
[06:21] SATOKO
In that case, that delivery person
should still be in the area!
[06:24] SATOKO
I'll go find her! Here!
[06:26] MARIN
Don't throw her at me without warning!
[06:28] MARIN
She really doesn't like me...
[06:30] MARIN
Anyway, can you really handle it on your own?
[06:34] MARIN
Your combatant's been reduced to this.
[06:37] SATOKO
Y-You're right...
[06:39] MARIN
And I'm in a wheelchair.
[06:41] MARIN
Right now, we have zero strength in combat.
[06:43] MARIN
Let's calm down for now and think of a plan.
[06:47] MARIN
The enemy already knows where we are,
so we should take shelter elsewhere...
[06:53] MARIN
She just peed.
[06:55] SATOKO
Konoha-san?!
[07:02] MARIN
I'm sure it was hard to bathe a
baby and someone in a wheelchair.
[07:06] MARIN
Good work.
[07:09] MARIN
I never thought I'd have to perform
childcare and elderly care at the same time...
[07:13] MARIN
Marin-san, can't you start walking tomorrow?
[07:16] MARIN
You know full well that I can't.
[07:18] MARIN
We need to do something about
Baby Glasses here first.
[07:21] MARIN
Even if we make a plan,
we don't know when she'll turn back.
[07:25] SATOKO
She won't be a baby forever, right?
[07:29] SATOKO
Konoha-san, please hurry and get bigger.
[07:33] SIGN
Things You'll Need to Raise a Baby
Clothing
Short underwear...35 pairs3 pairs
Long underwear... 2
Baby dresses 354
Diapers
Cloth diapers...30 pairs
Diaper covers...3
Disposable diapers...1 pack
Diaper bin
Bedtime Necessities
[07:33] MARIN
We'll need diapers.
And for food... powdered milk.
[07:38] MARIN
We should prepare a few other things, too.
[07:40] SIGN
Sent
[07:41] MARIN
All right, kunoichi. I sent you the list.
Take the baby and go buy the supplies.
[07:45] SATOKO
What? By myself?!
[07:46] SATOKO
You're not coming with me?
[07:48] MARIN
I can't take care of her
in my current state.
[07:51] MARIN
And it's hard to get around in a wheelchair.
[07:55] SIGN
Baby HQ
[07:55] MARIN
Make sure you go out in disguise.
[07:58] MARIN
You could be targeted.
[08:00] MARIN
And since you're going
to disguise yourself...
[08:02] STAFF
Thank you very much.
[08:05] SATOKO
Why a gyaru disguise?
[08:09] SATOKO
But the employee kindly helped me
when I followed Marin-san's script.
[08:11] STAFF
It must be tough when you're so young.
[08:13] SATOKO
She's my child! I'll raise her properly!
[08:16] (Flashback) STAFF
Show me your list!
I'll help you find what you need!
[08:20] SATOKO
I wonder what that was about.
Right, Konoha-chan?
[08:23] SATOKO
You're not getting mad at me
even if I call you Konoha-chan.
[08:27] SATOKO
The usual Konoha-san would
definitely get mad.
[08:33] SATOKO
No way... Here?
[08:44] SATOKO
I thought she was a ninja pursuer
because of her flashy outfit.
[08:49] SIGN
Looking for parakeet!!
[08:49] SATOKO
If she was, we would have been killed, huh?
[08:53] SATOKO
I'm going to ask Marin-san to make
us a Roboko that can protect us!
[08:59] SATOKO
Are you a baby on the
inside, too, Konoha-san?
[09:03] SATOKO
What are we supposed to do from now on?
[09:07] SATOKO
Are you reassuring me?
[09:09] SATOKO
You're right! I can't be upset!
[09:14] SIGN
Baby Undies
[09:14] SATOKO
We also have Marin-san,
so surely things will work out!
[09:20] SATOKO
Are you hungry, Konoha-san?
[09:23] SATOKO
We're almost there. When we get home,
you can have milk and...
[09:26] SATOKO
Oh, today I'll make your favorite
curry with lots of honey...
[09:29] SIGN
°Do not feed honey to infants
[09:31] SATOKO
Huh?
[09:32] SATOKO
It's unlocked.
[09:35] SATOKO
That's weird. I know I locked it when I left.
[09:38] SATOKO
Marin-san! We're home!
[09:41] SATOKO
Marin-san? Are you here?
[09:45] SATOKO
Mari—
[09:47] SATOKO
Huh? Marin-san?
[09:55] MINATO
Ninkoro.
[09:58] MARIN
Ninkoro.
[10:00] SATOKO
It's been three days since
Marin-san disappeared.
[10:03] SATOKO
Since then, Konoha-san has grown rapidly.
[10:03] KONOHA
No! I wanna go outside!
[10:07] SATOKO
You can't, Konoha-chan.
[10:09] SATOKO
The outside is very dangerous.
[10:11] KONOHA
No! No! It's snowing!
I wanna make a snowman!
[10:16] SATOKO
Why don't you play hide-and-seek
with Mommy indoors?
[10:19] KONOHA
No! Mommy sucks at hide-and-seek!
You suck at finding me!
[10:24] SATOKO
I'll find you for sure next time.
[10:26] SATOKO
If I can't, we can go outside.
[10:29] KONOHA
Okay.
[10:30] KONOHA
Now, count to ten, Mommy!
[10:32] SATOKO
Okay.
[10:34] SATOKO
One, two, three, four,
[10:36] SATOKO
We haven't gone outside for
fear of the pursuers.
[10:40] SATOKO
But they know where we live anyway,
so they could attack us at any moment.
[10:40] SATOKO
five, six, seven,
[10:44] SATOKO
It's scary.
[10:45] SATOKO
eight, nine, ten!
[10:45] SATOKO
We can't go outside yet.
[10:49] SATOKO
Okay, Mommy will come find you now—
[10:52] SATOKO
They're here!
[10:54] SATOKO
Huh? Roboko?
[10:56] ROBOKO II
It has been three days since my master,
Marin-san, lost access,
[11:00] ROBOKO II
so I came to verify your safety.
[11:02] SATOKO
What? But Roboko, didn't you...
[11:06] KONOHA
Mommy, what was that sound?
[11:08] ROBOKO II
What? Konoha-san? Why do you look like that?
[11:11] ROBOKO II
"Mommy"? What?!
[11:12] ROBOKO II
I'm going to malfunction!
[11:14] SATOKO
You know about Konoha-san, so you
must be the Roboko from back then.
[11:19] ROBOKO II
I see. That is why you've been cowering
at home and did not look for help.
[11:25] SATOKO
Well, yes.
[11:27] ROBOKO II
You are supposed to be the
origin of my AI. How shameful.
[11:30] SATOKO
I'm just a drop-out ninja. I can't fight.
[11:35] SATOKO
I was only able to get by because
Konoha-san was with me.
[11:38] ROBOKO II
Oh, that spot's sensitive.
[11:39] SATOKO
And that very Konoha-san became a baby.
[11:42] SATOKO
I'm scared.
[11:44] SATOKO
Oh, but Konoha-san has been
growing at a really fast pace,
[11:48] SATOKO
so I think she'll be an adult in no time.
[11:50] SATOKO
Maybe then we can figure something out...
[11:53] KONOHA
Mommy, I want this!
[11:55] ROBOKO II
Do you think this will grow
up to be the same person?
[12:00] SATOKO
Oh! But with you here, we have
the strength of a hundred people!
[12:04] ROBOKO II
As you can see, my body is
not the same as before.
[12:08] ROBOKO II
My current form is made to
support my master's lifestyle.
[12:13] KONOHA
Mommy, uppies.
[12:15] SATOKO
Yes, yes. You must be sleepy-weepy.
[12:19] ROBOKO II
There's only so much we can do, but let's
start by finding out their whereabouts.
[12:24] SATOKO
B-But Marin-san's computer
and phone were destroyed.
[12:28] ROBOKO II
I believe the ones destroyed were fakes.
[12:31] SATOKO
Then...
[12:36] ROBOKO II
Hit!
[12:38] ROBOKO II
The real ones are here.
[12:40] ROBOKO II
And since they were hidden here...
[12:42] SIGN
Find My Device
[12:43] ROBOKO II
Her whereabouts should be discoverable
through her cellphone.
[12:46] SATOKO
A-Amazing! Both you and Marin-san for
executing that in the heat of the moment!
[12:51] ROBOKO II
Oh? This place is...
[12:53] SATOKO
Do you know it?
[12:55] ROBOKO II
Master inputs all her data into me, so yes.
[13:00] ROBOKO II
Satoko.
[13:01] ROBOKO II
I will need your and Konoha-san's help.
[13:04] SATOKO
What?
[13:05] SATOKO
But I just told you that
I'm useless in combat.
[13:09] SATOKO
And Konoha-san's in this state.
[13:11] ROBOKO II
Hot-blooded mode: on!
[13:12] SATOKO
I can't do anything by myself...
[13:13] SATOKO
Ouch!
[13:16] ROBOKO II
Satoko, when did you become so wise?
[13:20] ROBOKO II
Because you're scared, weak,
and can't do anything about it...
[13:24] ROBOKO II
Have you been able to make a
change by using those excuses?
[13:30] SATOKO
But unlike me, you're smart—
[13:36] ROBOKO II
How long are you going to sulk?!
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Eyes
Can brainwash
enemies
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Boob Missiles
She's too embarrassed
to use them
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Missile
Can blow away towns
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Punch
Can kill people
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Particles
Can hide her
team's presence
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Cutter
Can cut anything
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Heart
Has a heart
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Jet
She can fly
if she tries
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko's Outlet
Eats away at electric bills
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Jet
Flying ability?
Uncertain
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Battery
Minimal Energy
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Cutter
Stabs
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Weapon Bay
Reduced in many ways
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Punch
Can almost kill people
[13:39] SIGN
Roboko Mk II's Particles
Can slightly hide things
[13:39] ROBOKO II
I have been downgraded since my first
form and have no combat skills.
[13:44] ROBOKO II
Normally, as a support robot, my role would
be to wait here for my master to return.
[13:49] ROBOKO II
However, now I am doing everything
I can to rescue Master.
[13:55] ROBOKO II
Do you know why?
[13:58] ROBOKO II
Because you, the one I am based on,
are the type to act without thinking.
[14:04] ROBOKO II
That had quite an impact on me.
[14:08] KONOHA
Mommy...
[14:09] ROBOKO II
And even if Konoha-san cannot fight,
[14:11] ROBOKO II
you have the brutal ninjutsu
of turning things into leaves.
[14:16] ROBOKO II
The very power that killed me.
[14:18] ROBOKO II
Listen here.
[14:20] ROBOKO II
That ninjutsu of yours is much
more powerful than you think.
[14:23] ROBOKO II
That power can do many different
things depending on how you use it.
[14:27] ROBOKO II
Besides, since when were you alone?
[14:31] ROBOKO II
Though we are small,
you have me and Konoha-san.
[14:34] ROBOKO II
We are going to save Master.
[14:36] SIGN
Ruins Guide
[14:36] SIGN
By region
[14:36] SIGN
Even ruins maniacs
are unaware
[14:37] ROBOKO II
But before that...
[14:39] ROBOKO II
Satoko, it is time to train.
[14:44] SATOKO
Yes!
[14:49] SATOKO
You'll slip and fall if you run.
[14:52] ROBOKO II
My conclusion is that the person who
kidnapped Master was someone she knows.
[14:57] ROBOKO II
Most likely her missing older sister.
[14:59] SATOKO
Not a ninja pursuer?
[15:02] ROBOKO II
This person was able to make a medicine
that turns humans into infants.
[15:06] ROBOKO II
They must be extremely intelligent.
[15:08] ROBOKO II
There is a high likelihood that they would
know how to make a medicine to turn her back.
[15:13] SATOKO
Turn her back...
[15:15] ROBOKO II
If Konoha-san continues to grow up like this,
[15:17] ROBOKO II
she might look the same, but she could be a
completely different person on the inside.
[15:23] ROBOKO II
To ensure that does not happen,
let us save Master and get the cure.
[15:28] KONOHA
Mommy!
[15:30] KONOHA
Look! A snowman!
[15:34] KONOHA
It's so cold!
[15:38] ROBOKO II
It feels good to stay like this, though.
[15:41] SATOKO
I was thinking the same thing. Just a little.
[15:45] MINATO
Marin-chan, say "ah."
[15:48] MINATO
C'mon, open wide.
[15:50] MARIN
Cut it out! Stop feeding me!
[15:52] MARIN
Just leave me alone! I can eat on my own!
[15:56] MINATO
But you'll run away if I untie you,
won't you, Marin-chan?
[16:00] MARIN
Of course I will!
[16:00] MINATO
C'mon, now.
[16:02] MARIN
What do you want with me?!
[16:04] MARIN
Turning me back into a kid and
keeping me in our old house...
[16:08] MARIN
You even turned yourself into a kid!
[16:11] MINATO
What? Don't you get it?
[16:13] MINATO
We finally got to reunite.
[16:16] MINATO
I was surprised to see you show
up at the hospital where I work.
[16:21] MINATO
That explains why I couldn't find you
no matter how much I searched.
[16:25] MINATO
I wouldn't have thought you'd
be living as an assassin.
[16:28] MINATO
Not to mention, you were living
with an assassin and a ninja.
[16:32] MINATO
I thought it would be hard to snatch
you away with those two around,
[16:35] MINATO
so I gave you a drink to turn you into a child.
[16:39] MINATO
But you didn't drink it.
[16:41] MINATO
Don't you like apple juice?
[16:44] MARIN
Not anymore.
[16:46] MARIN
I'm reminded of that day whenever I drink it.
[16:49] MINATO
Hm?
[16:50] MARIN
The day you killed Mom and Dad!
[16:56] MINATO
What?
[16:58] MINATO
But they were in the way.
[17:01] MINATO
Those two neglected you, Marin-chan.
[17:04] MINATO
And because of that,
things got rocky between us.
[17:07] MINATO
Even though we used to be so close.
[17:10] MARIN
So... you were smiling
that time because...
[17:13] MINATO
That's right.
[17:15] MINATO
Because I knew we could live
happily together from then on.
[17:19] MINATO
But you had to go and run away.
[17:22] MINATO
Your big sis was so lonely for a long time.
[17:26] MINATO
But it's okay now.
[17:27] MINATO
Let's take back the time we lost.
[17:29] MARIN
Whoa! What are you—
[17:31] MINATO
Let's play some games in the very house
full of memories that we used to live in.
[17:37] MINATO
Whoa! What's—
[17:38] SATOKO
That's enough!
[17:40] SATOKO
We're here to take back Marin-san!
[17:43] MINATO
The ninja girl!
[17:44] MARIN
Kunoichi! Glasses! You came!
[17:47] MINATO
How did you know?
Also, this is the eighth floor!
[17:50] SATOKO
We flew to save Marin-san!
[17:53] SATOKO
Wasn't our grand entrance cool?
[17:56] SATOKO
Wait. You two seem smaller.
[17:59] MARIN
Don't let your guard down, kunoichi!
[18:01] MARIN
My sister was a martial arts genius as a kid!
[18:04] MINATO
I'm so happy you remembered!
[18:08] MINATO
I don't know how strong
you are, Ninja-chan.
[18:11] MINATO
But if you have to protect that child, then...
[18:13] MINATO
Huh? Where did she go?
[18:16] KONOHA
Here. Now you can run away.
[18:18] MARIN
What? Glasses!
[18:20] MINATO
What?! Impossible! When did...
[18:23] SATOKO
My child was once a highly skilled assassin!
[18:26] SATOKO
Hiding her presence is no big deal for her!
[18:28] KONOHA
Did I do good?
[18:29] MARIN
Very good!
[18:32] MINATO
Hmm, interesting.
[18:34] MINATO
Her nature remains with her even
after turning into a baby.
[18:37] MINATO
But what can you do with a bunch of kids?
[18:42] MINATO
The only exit is behind me,
and you can't escape from the window.
[18:47] MARIN
What'll we do, kunoichi?
[18:48] MARIN
We can't leave unless we defeat her!
[18:51] MINATO
That's right.
[18:53] SATOKO
I can't fight.
[18:56] SATOKO
That's why I thought I wouldn't
be able to save everyone.
[19:00] SATOKO
But I know now that I can't just
dwell on the things I can't do.
[19:05] SATOKO
There are things that only I can do!
[19:08] MINATO
What are you saying?
[19:11] MINATO
What is this shaking?
[19:13] MARIN
This is...
[19:14] SATOKO
That's right!
[19:15] SATOKO
Marin-san has experienced this once before!
[19:18] SATOKO
I used my leaf-turning ninjutsu
on the building a few hours ago!
[19:23] MINATO
Huh? But you'll all be caught up in this, too!
[19:27] MARIN
What are you going to do, kunoichi?
[19:33] MINATO
What's that?
[19:34] SATOKO
I told you.
[19:35] SATOKO
That we flew!
[19:37] ROBOKO II
Looks like the plan worked.
[19:38] MARIN
Roboko II! You're here, too?
[19:41] ROBOKO II
I am glad you are safe, Master.
[19:44] ROBOKO II
We built this plan by investigating
abandoned buildings,
[19:47] ROBOKO II
testing Satoko's ninjutsu on them,
[19:49] ROBOKO II
and then calculating the timing it
takes for different-sized buildings
[19:54] ROBOKO II
to turn into leaves.
[19:56] MARIN
As expected of a robot I invented!
[19:58] MINATO
No way...
[19:59] MINATO
I finally reunited with Marin-chan...
[20:08] MINATO
Huh? Marin-chan?
[20:10] MARIN
Are you trying to kill us?!
[20:13] MARIN
What'll happen to Glasses
if we abandon my sister?!
[20:16] SATOKO
Oh! You're right! The cure!
[20:19] ROBOKO II
Let us continue to lovingly raise Konoha-san
like a flower and fix her then.
[20:24] MARIN
Curse you, Roboko!
[20:28] SIGN
Growth and Maintenance
[20:28] SIGN
Yummy
[20:28] MINATO
Here, the reversal medicine.
[20:30] MINATO
If you take this and sleep,
you'll turn back.
[20:32] MINATO
Also, there's only one of these,
so we won't be able to turn back.
[20:36] MARIN
No way! Oh, well.
[20:39] SATOKO
You're okay with that?
[20:41] MINATO
Hey, Marin-chan. Why did you save me?
[20:44] MARIN
Huh? Of course I would.
[20:47] MARIN
Sure, I'm scared because
you killed our parents
[20:50] MARIN
and then turned me into a
child and imprisoned me...
[20:53] MARIN
But I was also worried about you.
[20:56] MARIN
Besides, you're my only family.
I can't abandon you.
[21:02] MINATO
Squee!
[21:04] MINATO
Marin-chan!
[21:06] MARIN
Hey! I'm still scared of you!
[21:08] MARIN
I won't say we can go back to
how things were right away.
[21:11] MARIN
But we can take baby steps.
[21:14] MINATO
Thank you Marin-chan!
[21:15] SATOKO
I've always thought this, but...
[21:17] MARIN
Stop, don't come any closer!
[21:17] SATOKO
Marin-san has such a big heart.
[21:22] SIGN
The Next Morning
[21:23] SATOKO
Good morning.
[21:25] SATOKO
Oh! Konoha-san!
[21:27] SATOKO
You're back to normal! How are you?
[21:29] SATOKO
Do you remember being a baby?
[21:33] KONOHA
Huh? I do not remember at all.
[21:33] SIGN
Remembers Everything
[21:36] SATOKO
Is that so? That makes me a little sad.
[21:40] SATOKO
I feel like I lost the baby
I spent all that time with,
[21:42] SATOKO
even though it was just for a few days.
[21:46] KONOHA
Well, I don't know what happened,
[21:49] KONOHA
but it seems you've worked
very hard this time around.
[21:53] KONOHA
Right, Mommy?
[21:54] SATOKO
Huh? Konoha-san, do you actually remember—
[21:56] KONOHA
I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:27] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:30] SIGN
Next
[23:30] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] KONOHA
Mom—Hey, Satoko-chan.
[23:32] SATOKO
Did you just say "Mommy"?
[23:33] KONOHA
Nope. I didn't.
[23:34] SATOKO
But you did?
[23:35] KONOHA
I didn't.
[23:36] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-chan.
[23:38] KONOHA
Don't turn into Mommy. Stop.
11 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big Dilemma
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[00:05] SATOKO
Konoha-san, you haven't been working lately.
[00:08] SATOKO
Are you doing okay in terms
of money and rankings?
[00:11] KONOHA
Hm? Oh, definitely not okay, no.
[00:14] SIGN
322 Glasses
[00:15] KONOHA
See?
[00:16] SATOKO
Whoa...
[00:17] SIGN
Anon (Male)
[00:17] SIGN
I was inconvenienced by their sudden cancellation of the job.
They did not take my circumstances into consideration.
I'll never request from this person again.
I was disillusioned.
I don't even want to give them one star.
[00:17] KONOHA
My ranking dropped quite a bit,
so I should start working again.
[00:22] KONOHA
But I figured, as long as I have my savings,
[00:24] KONOHA
it's not a bad idea to live as we are now.
[00:26] SATOKO
I see.
[00:28] KONOHA
I just can't get in the mood
to desperately start working
[00:31] KONOHA
to climb the rankings again.
[00:33] KONOHA
Is that weird?
[00:34] SATOKO
Then let's just take it easy.
[00:39] KONOHA
Speak of the devil. A job request.
[00:43] SIGN
Request Details: Assassinate rival
I want your help eliminating a certain assassin.
The reason is that they're the top-ranked assassin.
ACCEPT DECLINE
[00:58] ---
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:17] SIGN
Leaf 11
A Ninja and an Assassin's
Big Dilemma
[02:26] SATOKO
Good morning, Konoha-san!
[02:29] KONOHA
Morning.
[02:31] SATOKO
Marin-san's big sister came by
to take her out this morning.
[02:35] SATOKO
I wonder if those two will
start living together soon.
[02:39] SATOKO
If they do, it will be a bit lonely—
[02:41] KONOHA
Smooch.
[02:42] SATOKO
Smooch?!
[02:45] KONOHA/SATOKO
Let's eat.
[02:53] SIGN
Ahh
[02:53] SIGN
Ba-Dump
[02:55] SATOKO
K-Konoha-san...
[02:58] KONOHA
S-Sorry! I was half asleep.
[03:01] SATOKO
Of course! I thought it was weird.
[03:10] SATOKO
Konoha-san has obviously been
acting weird this morning.
[03:14] SATOKO
Um, Konoha-san...
[03:16] KONOHA
Hey. We should go somewhere after this.
[03:19] SATOKO
What?! Go out?!
[03:21] SATOKO
This is the first time you've suggested this!
[03:23] KONOHA
Really? I'm in the mood for it.
[03:26] SATOKO
Let's go! Let's go!
[03:28] SATOKO
Oh, well! We can keep things like this!
[03:30] KONOHA
I'm going to get dressed.
You should change, too, Mommy.
[03:34] SATOKO
Okay!
[03:37] SATOKO
Did you just call me "Mommy"?
[03:40] SATOKO
Wait, is Konoha-san still under the
effects of being turned into a baby?
[03:46] SIGN
Call
[03:46] SIGN
Marin-san
[03:47] SATOKO
I wonder if this is okay...
[03:49] SIGN
Hang Up
[03:52] MARIN
What's up, kunoichi?
[03:53] MINATO
Hey, I told you not to answer!
[03:57] MARIN
I've been dragged to the amusement park.
[03:59] MINATO
Hang up, Marin-chan. Hang up.
[04:01] MARIN
Stop rocking us!
[04:03] MARIN
Kunoichi has something to ask you.
[04:06] MINATO
Me? I have no plans to talk to her.
[04:08] MARIN
Just take it!
[04:09] MINATO
Oh, all right.
[04:11] MINATO
What?
[04:12] SATOKO
It's about Konoha-san.
[04:15] SATOKO
Do you think they're lasting effects
from when she turned into a baby?
[04:18] MINATO
Probably.
[04:18] SIGN
Konoha Now
[04:19] MINATO
Right now, Assassin-chan's memory
of being raised by you
[04:21] SIGN
Konoha raised
by Satoko
[04:24] MINATO
and her memory of her real
infancy are coexisting.
[04:24] SIGN
The real
Konoha
[04:27] MINATO
That's what I think.
[04:30] MINATO
Maybe she had a lonely childhood,
[04:33] MINATO
and now that she's experienced an
environment where she was pampered,
[04:35] MINATO
she's trying to fill the
loneliness of her past.
[04:39] SATOKO
Can she turn back—
[04:40] MINATO
I'm just a kid now, so I dunno!
[04:43] SATOKO
What?! But that's—
[04:46] SATOKO
She hung up...
[04:48] KONOHA
Sorry to keep you.
[04:50] SATOKO
Konoha-san! I was just
consulting Minato-san about—
[04:55] SATOKO
That's... the outfit I gifted you!
[04:59] KONOHA
I think I want more outfits like this.
[05:01] KONOHA
Since I only have black clothes
and my school uniform.
[05:04] SATOKO
She vehemently refused to wear that before...
[05:09] KONOHA
Let's go shopping.
[05:12] SATOKO
Okay!
[05:19] SATOKO
Konoha-san, let's do lots of shopping!
[05:23] SATOKO
Shopping malls are filled to
the brim with clothing stores!
[05:26] SATOKO
Oh! That store's style looks like
it would suit you! Let's go!
[05:28] KONOHA
Hold on, Satoko-chan!
[05:32] KONOHA
Huh?
[05:35] KONOHA
Satoko-chan?
[06:05] GIRL
Got you.
[06:10] KIGURUMI
This is a message from the organization.
[06:13] KIGURUMI
If you continue to refuse to work,
[06:15] KIGURUMI
appropriate punishment will
be dealt in the near future.
[06:20] GIRL
See you! Bye-bye!
[06:32] SATOKO
Konoha-san! What happened?
[06:38] SATOKO
Come on, let's go!
[06:40] SATOKO
That store there has—
[06:45] SATOKO
Konoha-san?
[06:47] SATOKO
Why are you crying?
[06:51] KONOHA
I see.
[06:53] KONOHA
This is the aftermath of turning into a baby.
[06:55] KONOHA
I thought something was off.
[06:57] KONOHA
For me to cry so easily...
[07:00] KONOHA
I didn't get why I was acting like that.
[07:02] SATOKO
I'm sorry.
[07:04] SATOKO
I was having fun, so I kept quiet.
[07:06] KONOHA
Well...
[07:07] KONOHA
I was also keeping quiet about how
I remember my time as a baby.
[07:11] SATOKO
Still... don't you think we
could just stay like this?
[07:14] SATOKO
The current you is really cute.
[07:17] KONOHA
No way I can stay like this!
[07:20] SATOKO
What?
[07:22] KONOHA
You messed up my whole personality!
[07:24] KONOHA
How can you laugh?!
[07:25] SATOKO
It wasn't my fault—
[07:26] KONOHA
I'm like this now because you
coddled me when I was a baby!
[07:29] SATOKO
K-Konoha-san, not so loud!
[07:31] KONOHA
You should've raised me
as a ruthless assassin!
[07:36] SATOKO
But... what was I supposed to do?
[07:39] SATOKO
I don't know anything about your childhood.
[07:43] SATOKO
You wouldn't tell me anything about you!
[07:46] SATOKO
I heard that you've told Roboko, though!
[07:48] KONOHA
That's because I thought Roboko was you...
[07:55] KONOHA
Forget it!
[07:56] KONOHA
I'm living on my own for a while!
[07:58] SATOKO
What? What am I supposed to do?
[07:59] KONOHA
Figure it out!
[08:00] KONOHA
Why don't you live happily
with that freeloading Marin?
[08:07] SATOKO
How could she...
[08:14] SIGN
Napolitan 860 yen
Omelet Rice 900 yen
Pizza Toast 530 yen
Curry 750 yen
Adult Kids' Meal 980 yen
Pancakes 740 yen
Pudding à la Mode 800 yen
Coffee 400 yen
Melon Soda 600 yen
[08:17] SATOKO
I guess I'm paying for all this.
[08:24] KONOHA
Ugh!
[08:26] KONOHA
I can't believe I threw a tantrum like a child.
[08:28] KONOHA
I feel so stupid!
[08:30] KONOHA
This is all because my
personality got messed up!
[08:33] KONOHA
And the reason I'm so frustrated...
[08:38] KONOHA
And how I'm worried about Satoko-chan,
who I left all alone...
[08:48] SATOKO
I made Konoha-san angry.
[08:53] SATOKO
Is she really not coming home?
[08:58] SATOKO
I wonder if she'd forgive me if
I gave her something delicious...
[08:58] SIGN
Watch out behind you.
[09:04] YUKARI
She's finally alone.
[09:07] YUKARI
I could've easily taken care of that
dropout if that assassin wasn't—
[09:11] SIGN
Watch out behind you.
[09:13] KONOHA
That was close. I just made it in time.
[09:17] KONOHA
I really can't leave her on her own.
[09:19] KONOHA
Well, then...
[09:23] KONOHA
Huh?
[09:24] SIGN
Cold
[09:25] KONOHA
How do I kill people again?
[09:28] YUKARI
That was a close one!
[09:29] YUKARI
I thought it was all over for me!
[09:34] YUKARI
Well, well, assassin!
[09:36] YUKARI
Looks like the rumors weren't true!
[09:39] YUKARI
I bet that hurts.
[09:41] YUKARI
That was a pretty satisfactory cut!
[09:44] KONOHA
I avoided wearing this outfit because
I didn't want it to get dirty.
[09:48] KONOHA
I was careless.
[09:49] YUKARI
Whoa, Satoko! Let go! Shoot!
Where are you touching me?!
[09:51] KONOHA
Satoko-chan?
[09:55] SATOKO
I won't let you go!
[10:00] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[10:02] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[10:03] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[10:07] SATOKO
Are you okay, Konoha-san?!
[10:11] KONOHA
Satoko-chan...
[10:13] KONOHA
Huh? Are we at our house?
[10:16] SATOKO
What a relief! You're awake!
[10:18] SATOKO
Are you all right?
[10:19] SATOKO
Marin-san's big sister examined
you and said you'd be okay, but...
[10:24] SATOKO
It's been such a struggle!
[10:26] SATOKO
I didn't know if assassins could
even be taken to hospitals.
[10:28] SATOKO
I thought Marin-san would know since
she's also an assassin, so I called her...
[10:32] SATOKO
And...
[10:33] SATOKO
Carrying you all the way here...
[10:38] KONOHA
You're all beat up, Satoko-chan.
[10:41] KONOHA
Are you okay?
[10:46] SATOKO
Much better than you, Konoha-san!
[10:49] SATOKO
I didn't win, but I managed to drive her away!
[10:52] SATOKO
She scurried away buck naked when I turned
all her clothes and weapons into leaves!
[10:59] KONOHA
Really? You've gotten stronger, Satoko-chan.
[11:03] KONOHA
I'm sorry about earlier.
[11:05] KONOHA
For getting mad at you for a stupid
reason, leaving you alone...
[11:10] KONOHA
And because I slipped up,
I ended up like this.
[11:13] SATOKO
It's okay!
[11:15] SATOKO
I'm not going to be protected
all the time anymore!
[11:19] SATOKO
From now on, I'll be able to save you, too!
[11:27] KONOHA
What are you talking about?
[11:31] KONOHA
You've been saving me this whole time.
[11:37] GIRL
Ninkoro.
[11:40] YUKARI
Ninkoro.
[11:43] SIGN
Friends from All Over the World
Challenging Goals
Great Rewards
We Are Waiting for Your Challenge!
It's here again this year!
Winter Challenge Mission!!
Tons of sub-missions available, as well!
[11:43] KONOHA
So this is what they meant by punishment.
[11:46] SIGN
Due to your failure to meet specified requirements within the allotted
time frame, the organization has assigned you a special mission.
If you decline, it will be considered a betrayal of the organization,
and you will be subject to information-protective measures (elimination°1).
Thank you for your understanding.
Assassin Ranking (Japan) Secretariat
[11:49] SATOKO
Konoha-san, that's mine. It tickles.
[11:57] SATOKO
Can't I join you on that job?
[12:01] SATOKO
You're not even fully healed yet.
[12:04] KONOHA
I know. But this job is something
I need to do on my own.
[12:10] KONOHA
I was only careless that one time
because it had been a while,
[12:13] KONOHA
so you don't need to worry about me now.
[12:16] KONOHA
I'm more worried about you.
[12:18] SATOKO
Huh?
[12:19] KONOHA
You have an eyepatch.
And that ninja pursuer ran away, right?
[12:23] KONOHA
Who knows when she'll attack again?
[12:25] SATOKO
Don't worry!
[12:28] SATOKO
If that happens, I'll chase her away again!
[12:32] SATOKO
What is it?
[12:34] KONOHA
Marin, I'm leaving Satoko-chan in your care.
[12:37] MARIN
Y-Yeah, leave her to me.
[12:39] SATOKO
What?! Why?!
[12:41] SATOKO
I'm capable when I have to be, you know!
[12:42] MINATO
Marin-chan!
[12:45] MINATO
I wanted to hang out with you,
so I came to get you!
[12:50] MARIN
Not again...
[12:51] MINATO
Oh, come on. I know you're
actually happy to see me.
[12:53] MARIN
No I'm not! Not at all!
[12:54] MARIN
You're too close... and so loud...
[12:55] MINATO
Your cheeks are so squishy again today.
[12:58] KONOHA
Minato-san, was it?
[13:01] KONOHA
I heard you tended to my wound.
[13:06] KONOHA
So... I was wondering if you
could see to Satoko-chan—
[13:09] MINATO
Nope.
[13:12] MINATO
I hate her.
[13:13] SATOKO
What?! Really?!
[13:16] MINATO
Of course. You turned our
childhood home into leaves.
[13:20] MINATO
And Marin-chan was severely
injured because of you.
[13:23] MINATO
I treated Konoha-chan because
Marin-chan begged me in tears,
[13:27] MINATO
but I refuse to help you.
[13:29] MINATO
You can just get dentures.
[13:31] MINATO
And one eye should be plenty for you.
[13:33] SATOKO
What?
[13:33] SIGN
What?
[13:34] SATOKO
Is my eye's condition that bad?
[13:37] MINATO
Hmm... I dunno. Lemme see.
[13:41] MINATO
Whoa.
[13:41] SIGN
Shlorp...
[13:42] SATOKO
What do you mean, "whoa"?
[13:43] KONOHA
How much do you want?
[13:45] MINATO
I don't need your money.
I make as much as I want on my own.
[13:49] KONOHA
Come on.
[13:50] MINATO
Well, how about...
[13:54] MINATO
This much?
[13:55] SATOKO
Whoa! I've never even seen that much money!
[13:58] MINATO
Guess you can't pay even
with an assassin's income.
[14:04] SATOKO
I'm going grocery shopping now!
[14:06] ROBOKO II
I will accompany you.
[14:08] MARIN
Don't forget your disguise!
[14:10] SATOKO
Right!
[14:12] MARIN
Be careful.
[14:14] KONOHA
Hey. I have a favor to ask.
[14:17] MARIN
What's with you?
[14:19] KONOHA
Can you ask your sister to treat Satoko-chan?
[14:22] KONOHA
I'm sure she'd listen to you.
[14:25] MARIN
Well, I bet she'd make a fuss about it.
[14:28] KONOHA
I promise to pay you back later.
[14:30] MARIN
Hey, I've only heard this from rumors...
[14:34] MARIN
but you know how the challenge missions
[14:36] MARIN
are extremely dangerous jobs
with low survival rates?
[14:38] KONOHA
Yeah.
[14:40] KONOHA
I kept canceling jobs and ignoring
the organization's warnings,
[14:43] KONOHA
and then I got invited to it.
[14:45] KONOHA
If I refuse, they'll dispose of me.
[14:47] KONOHA
I have no choice but to go.
[14:50] MARIN
I bet it's a convenient system to
gather all their useless assassins
[14:53] MARIN
and get rid of them all together.
[14:55] MARIN
You haven't been doing any
jobs lately, after all.
[14:58] KONOHA
Satoko-chan was injured
because I've become weak.
[15:02] KONOHA
I think this is a good
opportunity for me to get back
[15:05] KONOHA
into the assassin mindset I had before.
[15:07] MARIN
I don't think the current you is so bad.
[15:10] MARIN
The past you wouldn't have conversations
like this or come to me for help.
[15:16] MARIN
I'm happy you're like this.
[15:18] KONOHA
That's the problem.
[15:21] KONOHA
Ultimately, I have to keep
living as an assassin.
[15:24] KONOHA
I need to pass the challenge mission,
climb the rankings,
[15:28] KONOHA
get high rewards, and treat Satoko-chan's eye.
[15:32] KONOHA
It's three birds with one stone.
[15:34] MARIN
But don't you dare push yourself too hard!
[15:37] MARIN
Your injuries were nothing
to sneeze at, either!
[15:40] KONOHA
Yeah, it left a scar.
[15:44] MINATO
Ninkoro!
[15:46] KONOHA
Well, I'm off. I won't be back for
a while since I'll be overseas.
[15:53] KONOHA
Oh.
[15:54] KONOHA
If I don't come back, just assume I'm dead.
[15:56] SATOKO
What? Then don't go.
[16:00] SATOKO
We can quietly live together
if you quit being an assassin—
[16:04] KONOHA
Sorry.
[16:05] KONOHA
I'm an assassin because I've
got my own goals, too.
[16:09] KONOHA
I can't remain helpless.
[16:13] SATOKO
Are you still unable to
share your goals with me?
[16:17] KONOHA
Well...
[16:20] KONOHA
I'll tell you when I come home.
[16:25] MARIN
Sh-She just set a huge death flag!
[16:29] SATOKO
How long will it take for you to come home?
[16:32] KONOHA
At most, two weeks?
[16:34] MARIN
Hey! That's a death flag! A death flag!
[16:40] MARIN
But if you realize it's a death flag and point
it out, you won't die, so you're good now.
[16:50] SATOKO
Konoha-san! I'll keep in touch every day!
[16:55] MARIN
All right, kunoichi!
[16:57] MARIN
Let's take care of the house
while Glasses is away!
[17:00] SATOKO
Yes!
[17:05] SIGN
Satoko-chan
Congratulations
Today's breakfast
What did you eat, Konoha-san?
[17:09] SIGN
Minato-san discovered
a basement in
our house!!
[17:11] SIGN
She wants to use
it for experiments!
[17:12] SIGN
Interesting.
[17:12] SIGN
She wants to use
it for experiments!
[17:14] SIGN
We made takoyaki
[17:15] SIGN
with the invention
Marin-san made!
[17:20] SIGN
Read
[17:20] SIGN
Read
[17:21] SIGN
There's nothing there!
[17:22] SIGN
Where is that?!
[17:22] SIGN
There's nothing there!
[17:26] SIGN
Read
[17:27] SIGN
Read
[17:28] SIGN
Whoa!!
[17:28] SIGN
Read
[17:28] SIGN
Whoa!!
[17:28] SIGN
But
[17:30] SIGN
The subject would look more delicious if you
took the photo in natural lighting.
[17:30] SIGN
Also, a little more negative space
would look good.
[17:30] SIGN
The subject would look more delicious if you
took the photo in natural lighting.
[17:31] SIGN
You got this!!
[17:31] SIGN
Also, a little more negative space
would look good.
[17:33] SIGN
So annoying
[17:33] SIGN
Read
[17:38] SIGN
I'm going to clean the front
part of the house now.
[17:38] SIGN
Don't I look like a
powerful ninja?
[17:42] SIGN
I'm working, so don't bother me.
[17:45] ASSASSIN
Hey! Is it from your sweetheart?
[17:49] ASSASSIN
I just ask because you text so often.
[17:53] SIGN
I'm working, so don't bother me.
[17:55] SIGN
I'm working
[17:57] KONOHA
Huh?
[18:01] MARIN
Kunoichi! What's wrong?
[18:04] MARIN
Do you always go to the
bathroom looking like that?
[18:07] SATOKO
Marin-san! Don't open the door without warning!
[18:10] SATOKO
Anyway, my phone...
[18:13] SATOKO
I was about to send a
message to Konoha-san and—
[18:16] MARIN
What are you sending from the bathroom?!
[18:18] MARIN
Wait, don't tell me you...
[18:21] SATOKO
My hand slipped... and I flushed it.
[18:22] SIGN
Don't flush anything except toilet paper.
[18:25] SIGN
Hang up
[18:26] MARIN
I contacted the company. They said it'll
take a while for them to find your phone.
[18:32] SATOKO
I wonder if I need to buy a new one.
[18:37] SATOKO
Oh, Marin-san.
[18:39] SATOKO
I was going to Leader's house today.
[18:42] SATOKO
Will you come with me?
I'm worried because it's a bit far away.
[18:46] MARIN
"Leader"?
[18:47] SATOKO
You've met her before, remember?
[18:49] SATOKO
Back when the demon was here.
[18:51] MARIN
Oh, yeah, those two.
[18:54] SATOKO
Yes. Leader quit being a ninja,
[18:56] SATOKO
so I'm going to pick up the
weapons she no longer uses.
[18:59] MARIN
What for?
[19:00] SATOKO
To fight with, of course.
[19:04] SATOKO
I want to be of use to Konoha-san
beyond turning things into leaves!
[19:08] MARIN
I'm worried.
[19:14] KURO
Oh.
[19:17] KURO
You really came.
[19:18] KURO
Wait, what happened to your eye?
[19:21] SATOKO
Isn't it cool?
[19:22] KURO
What? Aren't you hurt?
[19:24] KURO
Also, why aren't you answering my calls?
[19:27] KURO
You need to at least tell me
what time you're coming over.
[19:29] SATOKO
Sorry, I'm not able to
use my phone right now.
[19:34] KURO
And... was she always this short?
[19:36] KURO
Or is this someone else?
[19:38] MARIN
No, it's me. The same Marin
you punched that one time.
[19:42] KURO
Huh? How'd this happen?
[19:44] MARIN
Stuff happened.
[19:45] KURO
Stuff that led to you turning into a child?!
[19:48] SATOKO
By the way, where's Yuriko-san?
[19:50] KURO
At work.
[19:52] KURO
Hey, Satoko.
[19:53] KURO
That's the outfit I gave you, isn't it?
[19:56] KURO
The color and style are different, though.
[19:58] SATOKO
It is! I use it well every day.
[20:03] MARIN
Leader-san.
[20:05] MARIN
Can I properly introduce myself now?
[20:08] MARIN
I'm the kunoichi—I mean, Satoko's friend.
My name's Izutsumi Marin.
[20:12] MARIN
I'm an assassin.
[20:14] MARIN
This is Roboko, which I made.
[20:16] ROBOKO II
Bow.
[20:17] KURO
She's so well-behaved for a friend of Satoko's!
[20:21] SATOKO
I didn't know I was her friend!
[20:24] ROBOKO II
Oh, much obliged.
[20:26] KURO
Did a ninja pursuer do that?
[20:29] SATOKO
Yes! Actually, Konoha-san was hurt, as well.
[20:33] SATOKO
I tried really hard and
fought on equal terms,
[20:35] SATOKO
and I managed to chase them away!
[20:37] KURO
That's amazing!
[20:40] KURO
Every ninja from our village is strong,
so the fact that a dropout like you did that...
[20:45] KURO
You've really grown.
[20:47] SATOKO
I plan to help Konoha-san
a lot more as a ninja!
[20:51] KURO
Is that why you want my weapons?
[20:54] KURO
Can you even use weapons?
[20:57] SATOKO
That's...
[20:58] SATOKO
I'll do my best from this point forward!
[21:01] KURO
Well, I'm not using them
anymore, so it's fine.
[21:04] KURO
But take proper care of these, okay?
[21:06] ROBOKO II
Shing. Shing.
[21:07] MARIN
I want to ask you something, Leader-san.
[21:09] MARIN
Have you been attacked multiple times
since you left the village, like Satoko has?
[21:13] KURO
Well, three... no, that one time
wasn't a pursuer, so twice.
[21:18] KURO
Satoko was with me during those times, too.
[21:20] SATOKO
What?! Is that true?!
[21:22] SATOKO
I've been attacked...
[21:26] SATOKO
many times!
[21:28] KURO
You don't remember how many
times you were almost killed?
[21:31] KURO
You're really something.
[21:32] SATOKO
Oh, it's not a big deal.
[21:32] MARIN
Do you have any idea why
Satoko is being pursued?
[21:37] KURO
Isn't it because she stands out so much?
[21:40] KURO
The other runaways blend into
society, but Satoko seems like
[21:43] KURO
she has no plans to hide her
identity despite being a ninja.
[21:47] KURO
Otherwise...
[21:48] KURO
her leaf-turning ninjutsu is a huge threat.
[21:51] SATOKO
What? This ninjutsu is a threat?!
[21:54] KURO
I mean, obviously!
You really thought otherwise?!
[21:56] MARIN
Were you using it without
being aware of that?!
[21:58] KURO
Maybe her existence itself wasn't
meant to leave the village...
[22:02] MARIN
But why did you leave the village with Satoko?
[22:06] SATOKO
Oh, I know that one.
[22:07] SATOKO
Konoha-san told me,
"It's better to have as much bait
[22:10] SATOKO
as you can so you can save your own skin."
[22:13] MARIN
Hey! Those are the kinds of words
you should keep to yourself!
[22:16] KURO
That's actually true!
[22:18] MARIN
It's true?! You're the worst!
[22:18] SIGN
I'm really sorry,
everyone.
[22:20] KURO
But there was also the fact
that she was a dropout
[22:23] KURO
back at the village, so she was bullied.
[22:26] KURO
So it's true that I thought
it'd be better for her
[22:28] KURO
if I helped her leave the village.
[22:32] SATOKO
Did Konoha-san reach out to you, Marin-san?
[22:36] SATOKO
Did she ask about me?
[22:38] MARIN
No, I haven't received anything.
[22:39] SATOKO
Oh...
[22:41] MARIN
You were messaging her every day,
but you should hold back.
[22:44] MARIN
You could distract her and put her in danger
while she does her assassination work.
[22:48] ROBOKO II
I very much agree.
[22:50] SATOKO
What? But Konoha-san would be worried
if I suddenly stopped contacting her.
[22:55] MARIN
You really think she's that type?
[23:07] SIGN
I'm working, so don't bother me.
[23:07] SIGN
Hello?
[23:07] SIGN
Hey.
[23:08] KONOHA
She hasn't replied...
[23:15] KONOHA
Huh?
[23:27] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview!
SIGN Final Chapter
[23:33] SATOKO
She's not replying...
[23:35] SATOKO
This is a sad episode title
to have to say by myself...
12 - A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof
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[00:03] ANNOUNCEMENT
Okay, today's lunchtime
tune is "Yarenno? Endless,"
[00:07] ANNOUNCEMENT
requested by Yamaguchi Akane from Class 2-A.
[00:15] YOSHIDA
Koga-san's been away for so long...
[00:32] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:50] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:50] SIGN
Leaf 12
[01:52] SIGN
Your backed up data
has been retrieved.
[01:52] SATOKO
Marin-san! My data came back!
[01:57] MARIN
Good thing you had all your
data in cloud storage.
[02:01] SATOKO
Cloud?
[02:02] ROBOKO II
It is a data storage space on the Internet.
[02:05] SATOKO
Time to reach out to Konoha-san!
[02:09] SATOKO
Oh? I have a missed call from Konoha-san from when my phone was missing.
[02:12] SIGN
Konoha-san
[02:12] SIGN
Missed Call 1
[02:14] SATOKO
That's rare.
[02:16] SATOKO
I wonder what she wanted to say.
[02:18] MARIN
Maybe it was an accident.
[02:23] SATOKO
She won't answer.
[02:24] MARIN
She is abroad.
Maybe the signal's not very good.
[02:29] MARIN
But she should be coming home soon.
[02:31] SATOKO
You're right!
[02:33] SATOKO
It's been nearly two weeks, after all.
[02:36] MARIN
Oh, yeah.
[02:37] MARIN
There's somewhere I need
you to go for me today.
[02:39] ROBOKO II
A-hup.
[02:42] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[02:42] SATOKO
So this is what people call the "dentist"!
[02:44] SIGN
Teeth
[02:46] SATOKO
We didn't have anything
like this in the village!
[02:48] MARIN
All right. First, let's get you a new tooth!
[02:49] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[02:54] SATOKO
M-Marin-san...
Please don't let go of my hand...
[02:57] DENTIST
Okay, open wide.
[02:58] MARIN
O-Okay!
[02:59] SIGN
Teeth
[03:04] SATOKO
It's back to normal!
[03:06] MARIN
Whoa, it looks good as new!
[03:06] SIGN
Dental Assassiates
[03:08] SATOKO
Thank you so much, Marin-san!
[03:11] SATOKO
Oh. I need to send a picture to Konoha-san!
[03:15] SIGN
My tooth is back to normal
[03:20] MINATO
How long are you staying
at this house, Marin-chan?
[03:23] MARIN
It's dangerous to leave the kunoichi alone,
especially with Glasses being away.
[03:28] SATOKO
Marin-san...
[03:30] MINATO
She's the one being targeted. You have
nothing to do with this, Marin-chan.
[03:35] MARIN
Glasses left her in my care.
Plus, she's my friend.
[03:42] MARIN
I can't just abandon my friends.
[03:45] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[03:48] MINATO
I came to treat your eye because
Marin-chan begged me.
[03:52] MINATO
How about I give you some
modifications as a special bonus?
[03:56] SATOKO
Modifications?
[03:58] SATOKO
No, I'm fine with just normal treatment...
[04:01] MINATO
Wouldn't you like a useful eye so you
can work better with Konoha-chan?
[04:05] SATOKO
If I have one, will I be of use to Konoha-san?
[04:09] MINATO
Of course!
[04:10] MINATO
You'll be able to do more than just see!
[04:13] SATOKO
Huh... Well, I guess I can try...
[04:16] MINATO
Normal treatment would be too boring.
[04:18] MINATO
I'll tack on a whole bunch
of extra stuff for you!
[04:21] SATOKO
Let's do it! I would love that!
[04:24] SIGN
Today's breakfast was curry.
[04:24] SIGN
Minato-san told me
she can fix my eye.
[04:24] SIGN
She said she'll do an extra-special
treatment, so please look forward to it!
[04:27] MARIN
Don't come near me...
[04:29] MINATO
Good one, Marin-chan,
but I won't fall for that trick!
[04:32] MARIN
Stop... Hey! Hey!
[04:34] SIGN
I'd like to go to that one
restaurant we went to again.
[04:34] SIGN
Was it called Tadoya-san?
[04:34] SIGN
There's miso soup
waiting for you.
[04:34] SIGN
I saw someone who
looked like you.
[04:35] MINATO
So cute! Marin-chan!
[04:36] MARIN
Your methods are not fair! I'm gonna die!
[04:37] SATOKO
Konoha-san...
[04:48] MINATO
Okay!
[04:48] MINATO
The experiment—I mean...
[04:51] MINATO
The treatment will now begin!
[04:52] SATOKO
Huh? Did you just say "experiment"?
[04:55] MINATO
It's been a while since I've worked
on a live human! I'm getting excited!
[04:59] MARIN
Remember to treat her, too.
[04:59] RABOKO II
Spin, spin, spin...
[05:02] MINATO
First and foremost...
[05:04] MINATO
An eye that has flame effects!
[05:06] MARIN
No way!
[05:07] MARIN
That's so cool!
[05:08] MINATO
Right? Right?
[05:12] SATOKO
It's hot...
[05:14] SATOKO
Is this actually on fire?
[05:21] MINATO
Okay! On to the next experiment!
[05:23] MINATO
An eye that summons lighting!
[05:25] SATOKO
What?!
[05:26] MARIN
Is there anyone who dislikes lightning?
[05:28] MARIN
Oh, man, it's too cool! You're a genius!
[05:29] MINATO
Come on, Satoko-chan.
Bring forth some lighting!
[05:32] SATOKO
O-Okay!
[05:37] MINATO
Okay, next is an eye that
can produce infinite water!
[05:42] SATOKO
Huh? It won't stop!
[05:44] MINATO
An eye with explosive tears!
[05:47] SATOKO
Ka-shing!
[05:47] MINATO
An eye that can blow up anything it looks at!
[05:50] MINATO
It has a 20-meter radius!
[05:56] MARIN
Me, me, me, me! I'm next!
[05:58] SATOKO
This isn't a toy, you know.
[05:59] MARIN
I know.
[06:01] MARIN
You'd prefer to have something
useful rather than cool, right?
[06:05] SATOKO
Huh?
[06:05] MARIN
Therefore I bestow upon you...
[06:07] MARIN
Roboko's eye!
[06:09] MARIN
Using the parts of your
fallen foe as your own...
[06:13] MARIN
How metal is that?!
[06:17] SIGN
Profile
Izutsumi Marin
Age: 18 (Appears 10)
Occupation: Assassin
Hobbies: Tinkering with mechs.
modifications, watching Koga Konoha
Good at: Making mechs
Skills: Can sometimes make amazing inventions
Likes: Konoha, Satoko, the robots she makes, bread
Dislikes: Apple, sour things, cleaning,
her sister post-reunion
Personality: Good at taking care of others, gets lonely
Cellphone: Android
[06:17] SATOKO
This is amazing!
[06:19] SIGN
Profile
Izutsumi Minato
Age: 23 (Appears 15)
Occupation: Doctor
Hobbies: Thinking about Marin-chan
Good at: Making medicine,
human body and anatomy modifications
Skills: Extremely intelligent
Likes: Marin-chan
Dislikes: Satoko
Personality: Gets out of control when it comes to her sister
[06:19] MARIN
That's not all.
[06:21] MARIN
You can use the Roboko beam!
[06:24] SATOKO
What?! That thing Konoha-san
was raving about?!
[06:28] MARIN
Correct! Go on, try it.
[06:30] MARIN
The release button is here.
[06:32] SATOKO
Okay!
[06:34] SATOKO
Will this just explode again?
[06:37] MARIN
It's okay this time.
[06:38] MINATO
Hurry! Hurry!
[06:43] SIGN
Calls from Konoha-san: 0
[06:43] SIGN
Messages from Konoha-san: 0
[06:43] SIGN
Satoko's Vitals: Healthy
[06:43] SIGN
Today's menu is undecided.
Think about it
[06:43] SIGN
Konoha-san.jpg
[06:43] SIGN
Shopping list: 6/8
Soy sauce, eggs, detergent
rice, milk, toilet paper,
oil, dashi stock
[06:43] SIGN
Miso soup: Delicious
Keeping warm 75C
[06:43] SIGN
Rice cooker
Time until cooked: 25 minutes
[06:48] SATOKO
Could it be... Konoha-san?
[06:51] SATOKO
Welcome hom—
[06:55] YOSHIDA
Hello.
[06:56] YOSHIDA
Huh? Are you okay, Satoko-chan?
[06:58] YOSHIDA
Is that a new cosplay?
[07:00] SATOKO
Oh, I'm working on a few
modifications for my eye.
[07:04] YOSHIDA
It's cute.
[07:06] SATOKO
Did you need something, Yoshida-san?
[07:08] YOSHIDA
I came to bring Koga-san's
belongings from her locker.
[07:14] YOSHIDA
People were starting to complain
that it was too messy.
[07:21] YOSHIDA
Is Koga-san back?
[07:23] YOSHIDA
She told me she was visiting a
relative who lives very far away
[07:26] YOSHIDA
and would be gone for a while.
[07:29] YOSHIDA
But it's been three weeks, and she
won't respond to my messages.
[07:33] SATOKO
It's true.
[07:35] SATOKO
But Konoha-san should come home any day now...
[07:39] SATOKO
Wait! Has it been that long already?!
[07:42] YOSHIDA
It's past her expected return date?
[07:44] YOSHIDA
That's worrisome.
[07:54] SATOKO
Marin-san, are you heading out?
[07:56] MARIN
It's for work.
You're coming with me, kunoichi.
[08:00] MINATO
What? But we finally get to
hang out together. Let's play!
[08:04] MARIN
I can't just do that.
[08:06] MARIN
If I don't start doing my jobs,
[08:09] MARIN
I'll end up like Glasses and get
roped into a penalty job...
[08:11] SATOKO
What? Is that the kind of
job Konoha-san is doing?
[08:16] MARIN
Shoot...
[08:18] MINATO
You didn't know?
[08:20] MINATO
She went out to earn the
money to treat your eye.
[08:24] SATOKO
No... Konoha-san's...
[08:27] MARIN
Sis! I told you not to say that!
[08:29] MINATO
Oh? Did you?
[08:32] MARIN
It's not what you think, kunoichi!
[08:33] MARIN
Well, it is, but...
[08:35] MARIN
Either way, it's a job she had to do,
[08:37] MARIN
and she can get a ton of money for it, so...
[08:39] MARIN
Wait, I didn't mean she's doing it for
the money... It's also for your sake...
[08:43] MARIN
Er, wait, this isn't something you should
feel guilty about... What I mean is...
[08:46] MINATO
You're so cute when you're
panicking, Marin-chan!
[08:49] SATOKO
Is that what was happening?
[08:51] MARIN
Either way, don't worry.
[08:54] MARIN
I know it's going to be tougher than usual,
[08:57] MARIN
but I'm sure Glasses will
come home safe and sound!
[09:01] SATOKO
You're right!
[09:02] MARIN
Yup, yup!
[09:03] MINATO
Will this one's body hold out
until she comes home, though?
[09:07] SATOKO
Huh?
[09:09] SATOKO
Konoha-san, please hurry home!
[09:16] SATOKO
I didn't realize being an assassin
was such a dangerous occupation.
[09:20] SATOKO
I had no idea.
[09:22] MARIN
Of course it is. It's assassin work.
[09:24] MARIN
They do a lot of things
that can't be made public.
[09:27] MARIN
Once you join, it's not easy to get out.
[09:30] MARIN
You ninjas get pursued as runaways
if you leave the village, right?
[09:35] MARIN
It's the same with assassin organizations.
[09:38] MARIN
Even when we're not paying attention,
[09:40] MARIN
the people in the organization are
always watching us, wherever we go.
[09:43] MARIN
Haven't you noticed suspicious people
lurking around everywhere you go?
[09:48] GIRL
Thank you for the balloon!
[09:54] SIGN
Pachinko
[09:54] SATOKO
Could it be Yoshida-san?!
[09:56] MARIN
Who are you talking about?
[10:08] SATOKO
It's done.
[10:10] MARIN
You're not going to use
your Roboko eye here?
[10:13] SATOKO
Oh, I forgot.
[10:16] SIGN
Minato-san told me she can fix my eye.
She said she'll do an extra-special treatment,
so please look forward to it!
We went through disasters related to
fire, lighting, and water.
Konoha-san, is work okay?
Please don't push yourself.
Marin-san's robot repaired
our house for us again.
Yoshida-san came by to drop off
your belongings from school.
I'm helping Marin-san with her work today.
[10:17] SATOKO
Konoha-san still hasn't contacted me.
[10:21] SATOKO
She hasn't even seen the
messages I sent her.
[10:24] MARIN
I also reached out to her since I was
worried, but haven't heard back.
[10:29] MARIN
She's not dead, is she?
[10:31] (Flashback) KONOHA
Oh. If I don't come back,
just assume I'm dead.
[10:36] SATOKO
If Konoha-san really died...
[10:40] SATOKO
What am I supposed to do from now on?
[10:50] YUKARI
Whoa, there.
[10:51] YUKARI
I'll be taking the reward of that
guy you turned into leaves.
[10:56] YUKARI
Along with both of your heads!
[10:59] SATOKO
This card is...
[11:00] MARIN
A pursuer!
[11:01] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[11:02] SATOKO
That's the ninja I drove away!
[11:04] YUKARI
You so graciously took care
of me that time, Satoko.
[11:08] SATOKO
Huh? Did you gain weight?
[11:10] YUKARI
No I didn't, stupid!
[11:12] YUKARI
You think I sat around and did nothing
this whole time I plotted to kill you?
[11:17] SATOKO
You didn't show up for weeks.
I thought you'd given up.
[11:25] MARIN
Not good!
[11:26] ROBOKO II
Master!
[11:29] YUKARI
C'mon!
[11:30] MARIN
Roboko!
[11:34] SATOKO
Marin-san?!
[11:37] YUKARI
I'll show you my magic tricks.
[11:41] SATOKO
Huh? Wait!
[11:45] YUKARI
As I thought. You can't turn
living things into leaves.
[11:54] SATOKO
Why?!
[11:55] YUKARI
You thought I'd fall for the same trick?
[11:59] SATOKO
An octopus?
[12:00] YUKARI
Is it me, or are you weaker?
You've got a lame eye now, too.
[12:05] YUKARI
See ya.
[12:07] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:10] SATOKO
Ouch.
[12:10] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:15] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:17] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:18] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:25] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:26] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:27] ROBOKO
Roboko beam!
[12:32] YUKARI
That's such a cheat.
[12:48] YUKARI
You little... Die! Die!
[12:50] YUKARI
Scaring me like that!
[12:55] YUKARI
C'mon! C'mon!
[12:57] YUKARI
Time to end this...
[13:01] YUKARI
Shit!
[13:11] KONOHA
Oh. A dead ninja.
[13:17] SATOKO
Ninkoro.
[13:20] KONOHA
Ninkoro.
[13:43] SATOKO
Konoha-san... Welcome home!
[13:48] KONOHA
I'm home.
[13:51] YUKARI
Assassin...
[13:53] YUKARI
What's with that getup?
[13:58] KONOHA
Huh?
[13:59] KONOHA
I don't need to hear that from you.
[14:01] KONOHA
How upsetting.
[14:03] YUKARI
I was able to get you last time.
[14:05] YUKARI
What makes you think you can win
now, especially with one arm?!
[14:11] KONOHA
I wonder.
[14:12] KONOHA
I wasn't at my best back then.
[14:14] KONOHA
Plus...
[14:19] KONOHA
I was alone back then.
[14:22] KONOHA
But now there are two of us.
[14:24] YUKARI
Shut up.
[14:25] YUKARI
What difference is one or two
good-for-nothings going to make?
[14:33] SATOKO
Job complete!
[14:39] KONOHA
Now, let's get Marin and
Roboko and head home.
[14:45] SATOKO
Konoha-san, um...
[14:48] SATOKO
Y-Your arm!
[14:51] KONOHA
Oh, yeah.
[14:52] KONOHA
I got in a bit of a bind, is all.
[14:54] SATOKO
That's not just a bit...
[14:55] KONOHA
It's all right.
[14:58] KONOHA
I brought it back in one piece.
[14:59] SIGN
Requires Refrigeration
This is raw flesh.
Please keep away from direct sunlight
and high temperatures.
Surgically reattach within the day.
[15:00] SATOKO
Your arm!
[15:18] SIGN
A Few Days Later
[15:21] ALL
Let's eat!
[15:28] SATOKO
Are you okay now, Marin-san and Roboko?
[15:32] MARIN
I only fainted, so my injuries were minor.
[15:36] ROBOKO II
No need to worry about me, either.
[15:39] SATOKO
I'm glad we're all back safe and sound.
[15:43] MINATO
Since you seem to be doing fine, do you
want to continue being my guinea pig?
[15:47] SATOKO
No way.
[15:49] KONOHA
What did you all do while I was away?
[15:52] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san, I updated
you about it every day!
[15:56] SATOKO
These two were so mean!
[15:58] KONOHA
Oh, right.
[16:00] KONOHA
Sorry, my phone broke,
so I didn't see any of that.
[16:04] KONOHA
But I couldn't get in touch
with you, either, Satoko-chan.
[16:08] SATOKO
Th-That's because...
[16:10] SATOKO
I accidentally flushed it down the toilet...
[16:13] MARIN
She used the toilet in the weirdest
position. It freaked me out.
[16:16] KONOHA
What?
[16:17] KONOHA
Didn't I tell you not to use the
bathroom that way anymore?
[16:17] SIGN
Please use the toilet sitting down.
[16:25] MARIN
Anyway, Glasses...
[16:26] MARIN
I'm amazed you came home partway
through the challenge mission.
[16:30] KONOHA
Well, normally, losing an arm wouldn't
be enough to be allowed to withdraw.
[16:34] KONOHA
But I killed five or six enemy
executives during that mission.
[16:40] KONOHA
So I negotiated with the organization,
[16:42] KONOHA
and I was able to come
back on the condition
[16:44] KONOHA
that I'd get no reward and
my rank wouldn't change.
[16:47] MARIN
But why did you decide to
come back all of a sudden?
[16:50] MARIN
If you'd kept going, you could have gone up
in the rankings and gotten a big reward.
[16:55] KONOHA
Yeah, but...
[16:57] KONOHA
Satoko-chan suddenly stopped contacting me.
[17:03] MARIN
What?
[17:04] MARIN
You mean you really came back because
you were worried about the kunoichi?
[17:12] MARIN
Seriously?
[17:21] SATOKO
Marin-san said they're
going to a super spa now.
[17:25] KONOHA
Uh-huh.
[17:29] SATOKO
I'm glad your arm was able to be reattached.
[17:32] KONOHA
It's amazing, right?
[17:33] KONOHA
I was a bit scared since
the surgery seemed shady.
[17:35] SATOKO
I'm glad Minato-san decided to treat
you because you saved Marin-san.
[17:42] KONOHA
And I'm glad your eye was treated, too.
[17:44] SATOKO
Yes! Thank you so much, Konoha-san.
[17:48] KONOHA
For what?
[17:51] KONOHA
Hm? Wait a minute.
[17:53] KONOHA
Aren't the colors of your eyes different?
[17:55] SATOKO
Huh? Are they?
[17:57] KONOHA
Those two did a sloppy job...
[17:59] KONOHA
I'll have them redo it.
[18:01] SATOKO
It's all right!
[18:04] SATOKO
For me, this is my first victory as well as
my medal for being able to protect you!
[18:09] SATOKO
I like that this is proof of that!
[18:13] KONOHA
What a cool thing to say.
[18:16] KONOHA
As for my scar, it's just
proof that I screwed up.
[18:19] SATOKO
That's not true!
[18:23] SATOKO
The scars on your belly and arm...
[18:25] SATOKO
They're both scars you got for my sake.
[18:29] KONOHA
Well... I guess...
[18:37] KONOHA
You're right. We're even, then.
[18:40] SATOKO
Exactly! We're even!
[18:43] KONOHA
Though it was for my own sake, too.
[18:46] SATOKO
There you go again.
[18:49] SATOKO
Oh! That's right!
[18:53] SATOKO
You promised you'd tell me
when you came back, right?
[18:59] KONOHA
About what?
[19:00] SATOKO
Don't play dumb!
[19:02] SATOKO
Your reason for wanting to
climb the assassin rankings!
[19:09] KONOHA
Do you regret meeting me and
living like this, Satoko-chan?
[19:16] SATOKO
Not at all! I'm having fun!
[19:19] SATOKO
I can't imagine living any other way!
[19:24] SATOKO
From your side of things, your ranking
has dropped, and you're also in debt.
[19:29] SATOKO
You're in a worse situation
than when we first met.
[19:33] SATOKO
I'm sorry.
[19:36] KONOHA
That's not true.
[19:42] KONOHA
I see. Then...
[19:49] KONOHA
This is just between the two of us, okay?
[21:23] SIGN
The End
[21:30] SIGN
I heard that the ninja from last time showed up again. Are you okay?
[21:33] SIGN
Inbox
[21:33] SIGN
Satoko
[21:33] SIGN
Everything's good!
[21:37] KURO
What did I tell you?
[21:39] KURO
She's totally fine.
[21:44] YURIKO
What a relief.
[21:46] YURIKO
I'd like to eat with them again.
[21:51] SIGN
Sisters forever
[21:51] SIGN
Together forever
[21:52] MINATO
You're so cute, Marin-chan!
[21:55] MINATO
Let's take another!
[21:57] MARIN
That's enough...
[22:01] SIGN
School Commute Path
[22:03] YOSHIDA
See you tomorrow.
[22:10] SIGN
Caution: Merging Traffic
[22:14] SIGN
Stop
[22:17] SATOKO
Sorry for the wait, Konoha-san!
[22:27] KANON
Yes, I found you!
[22:28] KANON
The runaway ninja and Assassin-san!
[22:30] KANON
This is a dead end!
[22:35] KANON
Yippee!
[22:36] KANON
Nice to meet you!
[22:37] KANON
I am a pursuer from the village,
Kusagakure Kanon-chan!
[22:40] KANON
Hey, hey.
[22:41] KANON
What do you think my ninjutsu is?
[22:45] KANON
Of course I'm not telling you!
[22:48] KANON
I want you two to regret it once you die!
[22:58] SATOKO
Good work today!
[23:02] KONOHA
We'll have to work hard again
since my ranking went down.
[23:05] SATOKO
Yes!
[23:06] SATOKO
Today's just the beginning!
[23:09] KONOHA
You're right.
[23:11] KONOHA
Let's do our best together.
[23:24] SATOKO
Yes!
[23:34] SIGN
290 Glasses and Shinobi
Promising 45 reviews
New Review
Thank you for your quick correspondence.
I was skeptical at first because of the
negative reviews, but my targets disappeared
as if they'd been spirited away!
Amazing! I'll use your service next time, as well.
Anon (Female)