# Season 1
# E1 - Please eat me up, great evil dragon.
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**[00:16] ---**
Great evil dragon, forgive me
for disturbing your peaceful sleep.
**[00:22] ---**
I beg you, lend us your strength.
Help mankind to defeat the demon lord.
**[00:27] ---**
In return I offer you my life.
**[00:31] ---**
Please, devour me,
oh great evil dragon!
**[00:36] ---**
Huh?!
**[00:37] ---**
Great evil dragon, please eat me up …
**[00:40] ---**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[00:41] ---**
Don’t be silly, why would
old me want to eat you?
**[00:45] ---**
Oh, might I perhaps
not be of your liking?
**[00:47] ---**
Liking? Nonsense!
**[00:49] ---**
Old me is a herbivore dragon,
me never eats meat!
**[00:54] ---**
But I’m quite confident about my meat quality.
Please be sure to try a bite.
**[00:57] ---**
No, no, hold it!
Are you insane?
**[01:00] ---**
Don’t you know you’ll die
when being eaten?!
**[01:04] ---**
I am prepared to die.
**[01:05] ---**
It would be my honor
to be eaten by you,
**[01:08] ---**
great evil dragon.
**[01:11] ---**
Again, listen to me. Old me is neither
an evil dragon nor a carnivore.
**[01:15] ---**
See that over there? These plants
and fruits are what I prefer to eat.
**[01:22] ---**
Okay, I get it.
**[01:25] ---**
*Phew, finally she understood.*
**[01:28] ---**
*This little lady really is a weird one.*
**[01:30] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[01:32] ---**
What is it now?
**[01:37] ---**
Please dig in!
**[01:38] ---**
Am I talking Chinese or what?!
**[01:40] ---**
You are merely a low-rank member
amongst the demon lord’s Generals.
**[01:43] ---**
But we all know, your true powers
surpass those of the demon lord by far.
**[01:47] ---**
Therefore, I am willing to offer you my life.
Please lend us humans a hand.
**[01:51] ---**
When did the outside world begin
to pass down this nonsense about me?
**[01:55] ---**
Old me has lived for 5000 years now.
Indeed, I have not ceased to grow bigger.
**[01:59] ---**
But I have always been of little courage.
**[02:04] ---**
The demon lord’s general? Me?!
**[02:06] ---**
Never have I ever harmed
any human or animal!
**[02:11] ---**
Get up, little girl.
**[02:13] ---**
Old me understands your wish.
**[02:15] ---**
But I really have nothing special
about me except for my old age.
**[02:19] ---**
You should go home now,
or your parents will be worried.
**[02:23] ---**
I am all alone,
I don’t have a mother or father.
**[02:25] ---**
No one would be sad, if I died.
**[02:29] ---**
Besides, I’m supposed to be your offering.
The villagers would kill me, if I ran away.
**[02:34] ---**
If you won’t eat my flesh,
then I will offer you my soul instead.
**[02:39] ---**
What are you doing?!
Put the knife away!
**[02:42] ---**
But great evil dragon,
**[02:44] ---**
I need to die first
to extract my soul as offering.
**[02:46] ---**
Are you not listening?
Old me will not eat you!
**[02:49] ---**
And just think about my trouble
disposing of your body!
**[02:52] ---**
I understand your concern.
I will be sure to dig a hole first.
**[02:55] ---**
Just why are you so keen on dying?!
**[02:59] ---**
*What a waste.*
**[03:01] ---**
* I can sense a trace of magical powers*
* streaming out of her.*
**[03:06] ---**
* Weren’t she doomed to be a sacrifice,*
* she could perhaps become a reservist wizard.*
**[03:12] ---**
Great evil dragon, where should I best die
to avoid causing you trouble?
**[03:13] ---**
* Old me cannot just stand by*
* and let her kill herself.*
**[03:16] ---**
Great evil dragon? Great evil dragon!
**[03:16] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[03:24] ---**
Yes, I’ve heard you. Little girl,
old me has already devoured your soul.
**[03:28] ---**
High-ranking dragons like old me can
devour souls without killing the person.
**[03:33] ---**
Old me will help you explain it to the villagers,
so go home and don’t worry.
**[03:37] ---**
Really?
**[03:39] ---**
Uhm, that was about
two days lifespan worthy a soul.
**[03:43] ---**
Your soul was very delicious,
old me is content now.
**[03:47] ---**
He ate my soul …
**[03:48] ---**
that means …
**[03:51] ---**
I am now the great evil dragon’s disciple!
**[03:55] ---**
*What?*
**[03:56] ---**
Anyway, old me will
bring you to your village.
**[03:58] ---**
But without shoes you will get hurt.
Come, climb on my back.
**[04:02] ---**
No, I must not trouble you like that,
great evil dragon!
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, I got it!
**[04:06] ---**
Now that I am your disciple,
**[04:08] ---**
my body is part of yours,
so no need to be polite, right?
**[04:10] ---**
*Well, whatever you say.*
**[04:18] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[04:21] ---**
That’s my village over there.
**[04:23] ---**
* I hope the villagers will*
* give me a warm welcome.*
**[04:32] ---**
*Well, I saw this coming.*
**[04:41] ---**
* I’ll be doomed,*
* if they learn that I am such a loser …*
**[04:46] ---**
H-Honorable great evil dragon.
**[04:48] ---**
May I inquire the purpose of your visit.
**[04:55] ---**
Was it you who prepared
this sacrifice for me?
**[05:02] ---**
Great evil dragon.
Was the sacrifice not to your liking?
**[05:07] ---**
You foolish humans!
**[05:09] ---**
This little girl may still be alive.
**[05:12] ---**
However, old me has already
devoured her soul.
**[05:15] ---**
Old me wants to savour
her delicious aftertaste.
**[05:19] ---**
So don’t you dare bring me
any other sacrifice again,
**[05:22] ---**
it will only contaminate my taste buds.
**[05:24] ---**
Do you understand?
**[05:27] ---**
A-As you wish!
**[05:29] ---**
* Good thing, I could tell them*
* anything and they’d believe me.*
**[05:32] ---**
*However …*
**[05:34] ---**
I am all alone,
I don’t have a mother or father.
**[05:36] ---**
No one would be sad, if I died.
**[05:39] ---**
* I have a bad feeling about leaving her*
* to those villagers.*
**[05:45] ---**
One more thing.
**[05:47] ---**
Right!
**[05:49] ---**
Her soul was of utmost exquisiteness.
**[05:52] ---**
Therefore, I have decided
not to harm you all ever again.
**[05:57] ---**
This girl has done great good for you.
**[06:00] ---**
You shall be treating her well.
**[06:02] ---**
Regarding the fight
against the demon lord,
**[06:05] ---**
old me will take it into
long-term consideration.
**[06:07] ---**
Right.
**[06:09] ---**
* I’ll just hide in my hole for a few centuries,*
* then no one will remember this anymore.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Ha! That’s super-smart old me for ya!*
**[06:17] ---**
Uweeeh!
**[06:20] ---**
*Oh, wrong!*
**[06:21] ---**
Groaaaar!
**[06:23] ---**
The great evil dragon is in rage!
**[06:26] ---**
Who threw that stone?!
**[06:27] ---**
You filthy monster!
**[06:28] ---**
How dare you devour Lingzi’s soul!
**[06:29] ---**
Lai Aode?!
**[06:35] ---**
I will take you down!
**[06:38] ---**
* One more strike and*
* I’ll end up with a concussion!*
**[06:43] ---**
Just shut your silly mouth, you brat!
**[06:48] ---**
Let go of me!
**[06:48] ---**
Great evil dragon, my deepest apologies!
He is merely a child.
**[06:51] ---**
I beg you, please have mercy!
**[06:55] ---**
Such a tiny stone
does not even make me itch.
**[06:59] ---**
*In fact it hurts like hell!*
**[07:01] ---**
You monster!
**[07:06] ---**
Lingzi!
What did that monster do to you?
**[07:09] ---**
The great evil dragon
certainly is not a monster.
**[07:12] ---**
And I am his disciple now.
**[07:15] ---**
Lingzi …
**[07:16] ---**
Don’t you ever be rude
to the great evil dragon again.
**[07:19] ---**
I will kill you without turning a hair.
**[07:23] ---**
Er, Lingzi, was it?
**[07:25] ---**
Really, no need to do so much for me.
**[07:28] ---**
You and me are now one. I will certainly
not allow anyone offending you.
**[07:32] ---**
Dammit!
**[07:35] ---**
Hear me out.
Please give Lingzi her soul back!
**[07:38] ---**
I will be your sacrifice!
**[07:41] ---**
It should’ve been me from the start,
I drew the lot.
**[07:45] ---**
W-Why you! Stop babbling!
**[07:48] ---**
You are the heir to this village!
**[07:51] ---**
That’s why I spent so much money
on Lingzi as the perfect sacrifice!
**[07:55] ---**
Perfect …
**[07:58] ---**
Perfect sacrifice my foot!
**[08:00] ---**
She’s no cattle!
**[08:01] ---**
If saving it means killing an innocent girl,
this village should rather perish!
**[08:11] ---**
Say no more, my child.
**[08:14] ---**
You will never do what I say, will you?
**[08:14] ---**
*This young boy cares so much about her.*
**[08:18] ---**
*He surely will protect Lingzi*
**[08:19] ---**
* and help her get away*
* from her deluded strains of thought.*
**[08:24] ---**
*Old me should quickly get out of here.*
**[08:28] ---**
Bad news!
**[08:30] ---**
What happened?
**[08:31] ---**
Monsters from the mountains,
approaching our village!
**[08:43] ---**
*It’s a pack of Dark Wolves!*
**[08:46] ---**
* There’s 30 …*
* No, it’s at least 40 of them!*
**[08:50] ---**
*O-Old me is done for!*
**[08:52] ---**
* The Dark Wolves produce*
* clones from their shadows.*
**[08:55] ---**
* They’re aggressive,*
* strong and hard to handle.*
**[08:57] ---**
*Old me must get out of here now!*
**[09:00] ---**
*Whoa! They’ve surrounded me!*
**[09:03] ---**
Great evil dragon, it will be
a piece of cake for you to crush them!
**[09:07] ---**
Great evil dragon, I’m sure,
you can do it! You’re invincible!
**[09:11] ---**
You can do it, great evil dragon!
**[09:14] ---**
*Old me doesn’t want to die here yet!*
**[09:17] ---**
* Oh, no, calm down.*
* Just give it a shot, hope will prevail.*
**[09:24] ---**
Don’t get cocky, filthy pack!
**[09:28] ---**
Old me is a general of the demon lord!
**[09:31] ---**
Get lost already, you tiny little ants!
**[09:40] ---**
*It’s hopeless! They won’t listen!*
**[09:42] ---**
Okay, I surrender!
I’m at my limit already!
**[09:45] ---**
You’re right, great evil dragon.
**[09:48] ---**
As your disciple, I am at my limit, too.
**[09:53] ---**
*When did she … get on my back?*
**[09:57] ---**
You foolish beast
**[09:59] ---**
dared to unleash a murderous aura
towards the great evil dragon.
**[10:02] ---**
My indulgence is at its limit, too.
**[10:28] ---**
From the moment the great evil dragon
devoured my soul,
**[10:32] ---**
I have been mortal no more.
**[10:35] ---**
The great evil dragon shall not need
to bother with you lowly creatures.
**[10:40] ---**
I alone will be enough to blow you away.
**[10:46] ---**
* And there I thought this little girl*
* had only a smidge of magic power.*
**[10:49] ---**
* However, what old me senses now,*
* is a power rarely seen in my 5000 years of life.*
**[10:54] ---**
* One that only a handful*
* of great wizards can ever posses.*
**[10:57] ---**
* No, she even surpasses the magical powers*
* that I sensed from the great wizards.*
**[11:01] ---**
Try tasting the tip of the iceberg
from the great dragons powers!
**[11:09] ---**
Giant Claw of the Dragon King!
**[11:10] ---**
Giant
Claw
**[11:10] ---**
of
the
**[11:10] ---**
Dragon
**[11:11] ---**
King
**[11:23] ---**
Great evil dragon,
**[11:25] ---**
it was my honor to use a ten millionth
of your great powers.
**[11:28] ---**
* What? “Giant Claw of the Dragon King”?*
* Old me knows no such thing!*
**[11:32] ---**
* I think this little kid might be*
* much scarier than the Dark Wolves.*
**[11:36] ---**
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# E2 - Let’s set out on an expedition, great evil dragon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV8N27/lets-set-out-on-an-expedition-great-evil-dragon)
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**[00:20] ---**
Great evil dragon,
**[00:21] ---**
lets head straight to the demon king’s lair
and beat up the yellow dragon.
**[00:25] ---**
Why in the world
did it turn out like this?!
**[01:33] ---**
Guys, you’ve really got the wrong idea,
**[01:36] ---**
Why in the world should
this weirdo dance of yours make me happy?!
**[01:40] ---**
Oh, right, where’s your son?
**[01:43] ---**
My foolish son is still young.
Please do not scold him
**[01:46] ---**
for going against you.
**[01:48] ---**
Old me will not harm him,
I just want to have a chat with him alone.
**[01:52] ---**
I highly appreciate your generosity!
**[01:55] ---**
Someone bring Lai Aode to me!
**[01:57] ---**
*That young boy cared about Lingzi,*
**[01:59] ---**
*I’m sure he will believe me and help her.*
**[02:02] ---**
You think I buy that shit?!
**[02:04] ---**
Don’t try to fool me!
Humans could never use such strong magic!
**[02:07] ---**
You filthy monster!
**[02:09] ---**
You’re shoving the responsibility on Lingzi,
’cause you’re afraid to oppose the demon king!
**[02:14] ---**
He won’t listen, after all.
**[02:16] ---**
Don’t worry, great evil dragon.
**[02:17] ---**
This human was rude to you,
I will end his life at once!
**[02:21] ---**
Wait, wait, hold it!
**[02:22] ---**
Don’t be so quick to pull out your knife!
Weren’t you two close?!
**[02:25] ---**
No, we weren’t like that at all.
**[02:29] ---**
He desperately tried
to chase me away all the time.
**[02:32] ---**
Whenever he could,
he’d sneak me out of the village.
**[02:35] ---**
He’d even give me clothes he made,
so no one would find me.
**[02:38] ---**
No matter how often I came back
or how severely he was punished,
**[02:42] ---**
he just wouldn’t give up
on trying to chase me out.
**[02:46] ---**
All because he hates me for stealing
his chance to be your sacrifice!
**[02:51] ---**
* Having it tough, huh, young boy?*
* I feel you.*
**[02:55] ---**
**[02:57] ---**
Great evil dragon, staying any longer
would be a waste of time.
**[03:00] ---**
We should get going.
**[03:02] ---**
What, now?
**[03:03] ---**
I can’t wait to make myself
useful to you as your disciple.
**[03:07] ---**
Wait, Lingzi!
**[03:10] ---**
I’m aware that right now I cannot save you
from the dragon’s bewitchment.
**[03:14] ---**
However,
**[03:15] ---**
one day I will save you from
the claws of the evil dragon for sure!
**[03:18] ---**
* Oh man. You’re making it sound like I was*
* an evil dragon kidnapping the princess.*
**[03:22] ---**
That’s our chance to take everything
of worth from his house.
**[03:27] ---**
That would be bad, wouldn’t it?
**[03:29] ---**
Why would it?
**[03:31] ---**
It serves him right
for wanting to chase me out.
**[03:42] ---**
*It actually suits her quite well.*
**[03:44] ---**
Are these the clothes
the young boy made for her?
**[03:47] ---**
The means turned out a little forceful,
**[03:49] ---**
but as long as you accept the clothes,
that’s fine.
**[03:51] ---**
That way
**[03:52] ---**
the eastern witchcraft bestowed upon them
will protect you from the evil dragon’s harm.
**[03:56] ---**
I’m telling you, *I* am the victim here.
**[04:00] ---**
Lai Aode.
**[04:02] ---**
I am very happy to be independent now.
**[04:04] ---**
I will now move out with the great evil dragon
to defeat the demon king.
**[04:08] ---**
So that you can all
live peacefully in this world.
**[04:11] ---**
Bid my farewell to the villagers.
**[04:13] ---**
Your powers are strongest at full moon.
**[04:16] ---**
Let us spread our wings, embrace the wind
of the ruler and fly out into the night!
**[04:20] ---**
Oh, really? Good to know
that full moon makes me strong.
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, no, wait!
I can’t even fly to begin with!
**[04:32] ---**
Wings of Darkness!
**[04:33] ---**
Wings of Darkness
**[04:36] ---**
I’s so high!
**[04:41] ---**
Lingzi, I will save you, I promise!
**[04:49] ---**
*W-Where are we going?!*
**[04:51] ---**
* Not really to fight the demon king, right?*
* ’Cause we’ll die if we do!*
**[04:54] ---**
* Gosh, this kid seems to be serious!*
* What to do now?!*
**[04:57] ---**
*We can’t return to the village.*
**[04:58] ---**
* I need to calm her down somewhere*
* and then get out.*
**[05:01] ---**
Listen, Lingzi. We shouldn’t attack
the demon king right away.
**[05:06] ---**
Old me has been away for too long.
**[05:09] ---**
First I need to learn what this world
has become in these 5000 years.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, very impressive.
You’re planning comprehensively!
**[05:16] ---**
Oh yes. That’s why we need
to find a town with warriors
**[05:19] ---**
to build-up a force against the demon king.
**[05:21] ---**
Can you take old me to such a town?
**[05:24] ---**
As you wish!
**[05:25] ---**
Third eye of the evil dragon:
**[05:27] ---**
Evil dragon clairvoyance.
**[05:29] ---**
On!
**[05:31] ---**
* Assigning some some weird skills to old me*
* seems to be kind of a hobby of hers.*
**[05:36] ---**
Found one!
**[05:37] ---**
Northeast.
There’s a city called Paleo Doner.
**[05:40] ---**
Many excellent adventurers
gather there and form guilds.
**[05:43] ---**
However, you should know commodity prices
there have exploded in recent years.
**[05:46] ---**
Egg prices have tripled.
**[05:48] ---**
Of course the leaders are preparing
tax relief measures for the farmers
**[05:49] ---**
Many excellent adventurers
**[05:50] ---**
forming guilds
**[05:50] ---**
however, you need to know
**[05:51] ---**
compared to before
**[05:51] ---**
price for eggs
**[05:51] ---**
prices exploding
**[05:51] ---**
tripled
**[05:52] ---**
recent years
**[05:52] ---**
tax relief measures
**[05:52] ---**
leaders of Paleo Doner
**[05:52] ---**
proclaimed his disagreement
**[05:52] ---**
Paleo Doner
**[05:52] ---**
but ol’ farmer Mike disagrees with…
**[05:53] ---**
of course, recently in Paleo Doner
**[05:53] ---**
apart from that
**[05:53] ---**
you need to know
**[05:54] ---**
Oh, oh, hold it!
Spare me that irrelevant gibberish.
**[06:01] ---**
Look, great evil dragon, it’s right there.
**[06:04] ---**
*It sure is nothing like the countryside.*
**[06:05] ---**
* The city is brightly lit,*
* even now, late at night.*
**[06:14] ---**
* Damn right, brightly lit.*
* It’s straightout hellfire on earth!*
**[06:18] ---**
Why didn’t you tell me *this*, instead of
reporting on all that trivial stuff?
**[06:24] ---**
I thought that to you, tiny events
like this would be the trivial things.
**[06:30] ---**
New monster appearing! It’s a dragon!
**[06:35] ---**
Everyone get ready!
**[06:39] ---**
Fire!
**[07:10] ---**
A black scale armor …
**[07:11] ---**
Azure blue eyes …
**[07:13] ---**
No doubt about it.
**[07:14] ---**
He’s the evil dragon on pair
with the demon king’s powers.
**[07:16] ---**
The dragon lord Revandia!
**[07:18] ---**
Impertinent fools!
**[07:20] ---**
The great evil dragon
wishes not to harm mankind.
**[07:22] ---**
Do you really want to attack him,
you tiny weaklings?!
**[07:26] ---**
* Well, sure, I’m grateful*
* that she saved me again.*
**[07:28] ---**
* But her performance is setting my image*
* as the evil dragon in stone!*
**[07:33] ---**
Dragon.
**[07:35] ---**
I saw what happened just now.
**[07:36] ---**
Please forgive my men for attacking you.
**[07:40] ---**
My name is Ai Li’anti.
I’m the leader of Paleo Doner.
**[07:43] ---**
Dragon, young girl, please lend us a hand.
Help us save this city!
**[07:47] ---**
* This female warrior*
* might listen to reason.*
**[07:50] ---**
Before you is the great evil dragon Revandia,
preparing to subdue the demon king!
**[07:55] ---**
What you just saw was only
the tip of the iceberg of his infinite power.
**[07:59] ---**
Were he serious, he could annihilate
the whole city in an instant!
**[08:02] ---**
* Oh please, Lingzi,*
* I wish you’d stop that!*
**[08:05] ---**
I see.
**[08:06] ---**
You’ve only just become his disciple
and surpass my strength already.
**[08:09] ---**
That shows your master’s great powers.
**[08:11] ---**
How do you know it was recently?!
**[08:13] ---**
It’s crystal clear from the way you fight.
**[08:15] ---**
Your magic is powerful.
**[08:18] ---**
But you can’t control it well.
**[08:21] ---**
But this is no time to chit-chat.
**[08:24] ---**
I need your help. So at least for now
I will not consider you enemies.
**[08:29] ---**
* Well, since we’ve talked so far now,*
* I cannot just ignore this matter.*
**[08:33] ---**
Lingzi, let’s give them a hand.
**[08:35] ---**
If it is your order, I will gladly obey!
**[08:39] ---**
Let me explain the situation.
**[08:41] ---**
At first it was only these
weird bird monsters invading.
**[08:44] ---**
We managed to handle them somehow.
**[08:46] ---**
However, their bones come
out of the corpses and turn into
**[08:49] ---**
self-regenerating skeleton monsters.
**[08:53] ---**
They’re weak in combat,
but there are too many of them.
**[08:55] ---**
Also, their main objective
seems to be laying fire.
**[08:57] ---**
As soon as they encounter a soldier,
they’ll run. Very vexing.
**[08:59] ---**
Therefore, evil dragon …
**[09:01] ---**
I want you take care of the birds in the air,
as you did just now.
**[09:05] ---**
Wipe them out without remains.
**[09:07] ---**
*I-In the air?!*
**[09:10] ---**
*No! No! I really don’t wanna!*
**[09:13] ---**
Lingzi.
**[09:14] ---**
This is a good opportunity for you to train.
**[09:16] ---**
Why don’t you try to clean them up
by yourself? Can you do it?
**[09:19] ---**
Yes, understood.
**[09:21] ---**
Such low-level monsters
don’t require you to bother.
**[09:32] ---**
I, your disciple, will go and
**[09:34] ---**
annihilate them!
**[09:48] ---**
* This kid is so much scarier*
* than the monsters!*
**[09:52] ---**
I assume there must be a leader
who is manipulating the corpses.
**[09:56] ---**
A thousand years ago,
**[09:58] ---**
old me saw the demon king’s army
invading on humans with similar tactics.
**[10:02] ---**
You should hurry and look for
a skull-monster or something alike.
**[10:05] ---**
That monster can manipulate
every corpse within its sight.
**[10:10] ---**
The skeletons are spread
throughout the town.
**[10:12] ---**
Therefore, their leader should be in a high
place where he can oversee everything.
**[10:18] ---**
Like over there.
**[10:20] ---**
That’s the demon king army’s
backbone for you.
**[10:22] ---**
Oh no, I have merely lived
for a little while now.
**[10:25] ---**
You heard him!
**[10:27] ---**
Ground units, search every roof,
attic and tower!
**[10:30] ---**
Leave no stone unturned!
**[10:32] ---**
Right!
**[10:32] ---**
*May I mention that I’m not an evil dragon?*
**[10:34] ---**
Great evil dragon!
**[10:36] ---**
I have wiped out the monsters.
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you, good work.
**[10:39] ---**
It’s gotten late, you should get some rest.
**[10:42] ---**
But now we must …
**[10:43] ---**
Don’t worry Ai Li’anti’s people will
take care of the monsters in town.
**[10:47] ---**
Your mission now is to get a good rest.
**[10:51] ---**
A-As you wish.
**[10:56] ---**
She’s sleeping fast and sound.
**[11:01] ---**
*The battle seems to be nearing its end.*
**[11:03] ---**
*The rain will put out the fires soon.*
**[11:07] ---**
*This Ai Li’anti seems to be a good person. And reliable, too.*
**[11:11] ---**
*Leaving Lingzi in her care,*
**[11:14] ---**
* old me could rest assured*
* and return to his cave.*
**[11:39] ---**
Daddy …
**[11:40] ---**
# E3 - You will always be my great evil dragon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2GX7X/you-will-always-be-my-great-evil-dragon)
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**[01:27] ---**
Daddy...
**[01:30] ---**
*This kid...*
**[01:31] ---**
Thanks to your advice...
**[01:33] ---**
we have averted
this crisis on Paleo Doner.
**[01:37] ---**
Don't just stare at our guests,
go make yourself useful!
**[01:39] ---**
Right!
**[01:43] ---**
Someone help over here!
**[01:44] ---**
Hurry, go to them! Move!
**[01:47] ---**
I heard that you're violent
and bloodthirsty,
**[01:50] ---**
therefore I didn't expect you to be
so caring about your disciple.
**[01:52] ---**
Old me is nothing like that.
**[01:54] ---**
Uhm, listen...
**[01:57] ---**
I have a somewhat mean favour to ask.
**[02:00] ---**
Could I maybe leave this kid here in town?
**[02:05] ---**
What's your scheme?!
**[02:06] ---**
N-No scheme, really!
Please calm down and let old me explain.
**[02:12] ---**
In fact, Lingzi is not old me's disciple.
**[02:15] ---**
You saw it yourself,
**[02:16] ---**
she wiped out those monster birds
all by herself.
**[02:19] ---**
If she stays here to train, she will
for sure turn out to be a great wizard
**[02:23] ---**
who can support you.
**[02:26] ---**
So you're telling me
**[02:27] ---**
the magic released from that little girl
wasn't coming from you,
**[02:30] ---**
but those were her own powers?
**[02:33] ---**
Like I'd buy that crap.
**[02:34] ---**
I know it sounds crazy,
but it's the truth.
**[02:39] ---**
I can't fully trust you yet.
**[02:41] ---**
However, once the clean-up is done,
I'll see to the child being accommodated.
**[02:45] ---**
And then let's take some time
to think about the rest.
**[02:48] ---**
Thank you, that would be a big relief.
**[02:51] ---**
Can I ask you one more thing?
**[02:53] ---**
Hm?
**[02:55] ---**
Why are you betraying
the demon king?
**[02:57] ---**
I don't think he would neglect
someone like you.
**[03:00] ---**
Or is it your pride that prevents you
from subordinating to others?
**[03:06] ---**
I need to clear up
some misunderstandings first.
**[03:09] ---**
Old me is no evil dragon but merely
a useless vegan dragon, that's all.
**[03:22] ---**
So that's what happened.
See what I mean?
**[03:25] ---**
And who d'you think'll buy that crap?
**[03:29] ---**
*I knew it!*
**[03:31] ---**
Evil dragon Revandia, don't tell me
you don't dare to oppose the demon king
**[03:35] ---**
and want to shove
the responsibility on that girl?
**[03:38] ---**
Why does everyone keep saying that?!
**[03:41] ---**
The release of magic follows rules.
**[03:43] ---**
She's just a human child, how could she
suddenly use such strong powers?
**[03:48] ---**
Or do you believe a newborn
can just get up and walk?
**[03:51] ---**
Er, maybe she's... a divine child?
**[03:55] ---**
In fact, I have heard
of some high-level wizards
**[03:58] ---**
who were able to use high-level magic
even as a child.
**[04:01] ---**
However, these are all just legends.
**[04:03] ---**
I for my part haven't yet
met a divine child in reality.
**[04:06] ---**
Well, there's one
right in front of you now.
**[04:11] ---**
If what you say is true,
we are in big trouble.
**[04:14] ---**
The level of her magic
by far surpasses human capabilities.
**[04:18] ---**
But her technique for manipulating it
is clumsy.
**[04:21] ---**
Any unforeseen event
**[04:23] ---**
and her own magic might devour her,
turning her into a real evil dragon.
**[04:28] ---**
You mean she'll become a dragon?!
**[04:32] ---**
Well, normally of course
that's impossible.
**[04:34] ---**
It's just a theory deduced
under the premise that you're not lying.
**[04:40] ---**
Well to you it's just a theory,
**[04:42] ---**
but old me's fearful heart can't handle
being startled like that.
**[04:46] ---**
Your turn to answer my question.
**[04:49] ---**
I'm asking you one last time.
**[04:51] ---**
Why are you betraying the demon king?!
**[04:56] ---**
No answer?
**[04:57] ---**
A foolish decision.
**[04:59] ---**
You're lucky his highness the demon king
has some respect for you left.
**[05:02] ---**
And yet you get so full of yourself
to throw you future away.
**[05:05] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:08] ---**
I am Ai Li'anti,
loyal swordsman to the demon king.
**[05:14] ---**
Prepare to die, old dragon!
**[05:22] ---**
Forgive me, master,
**[05:24] ---**
for sleeping big time
right in front of the enemy.
**[05:28] ---**
To make up for my failure, allow me
to present you the enemy's head.
**[05:43] ---**
Your magic powers truly are above mine.
**[05:46] ---**
However...
**[05:48] ---**
You've used it all up in the fight
against the monster birds.
**[05:52] ---**
You really need to learn pacing yourself.
**[05:55] ---**
When it comes to pure sword fighting,
you're no enemy to me.
**[06:12] ---**
*S-She's strong.*
**[06:13] ---**
* Her sword is much heavier,*
* yet she's much more agile than Lingzi.*
**[06:20] ---**
* She's predicting all of Lingzis movements,*
* and thus guards them in advance.*
**[06:24] ---**
*At this rate*
**[06:25] ---**
* Lingzi won't be able even to scratch her.*
* She won't hold up like this.*
**[06:31] ---**
Fierce attacks alone
will hardly do the trick, little girl.
**[06:35] ---**
Now it's my turn.
**[06:45] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[06:46] ---**
*That attack was a feint*
**[06:48] ---**
to force Lingzi to jump, so she'd
lose foothold and can't react anymore.
**[06:56] ---**
Lingzi!
**[07:01] ---**
So, it's back to you and me,
**[07:04] ---**
evil dragon Revandia.
**[07:09] ---**
* Oh goodness,*
* this time I'm a goner for sure!*
**[07:21] ---**
* Who'd have thought,*
* after my 5000 years of life,*
**[07:23] ---**
* my body won't even stay*
* in one piece when I'm gone.*
**[07:27] ---**
Hey, evil dragon. You listening?
**[07:30] ---**
You're overdoing it!
**[07:37] ---**
* I still have my legs and arms.*
* And no wounds either.*
**[07:39] ---**
*But old me clearly felt the pain just now.*
**[07:44] ---**
That's right, there was pain.
This sword is special.
**[07:47] ---**
No matter how weak or strong
the opponent,
**[07:49] ---**
it will inflict damage on them.
**[07:52] ---**
You are no exception, evil dragon.
**[07:55] ---**
As long as I keep attacking you,
the sword will keep hurting you.
**[07:59] ---**
You mean you won't let me die quick
and painless, but rip me apart alive?
**[08:03] ---**
W-Wait, hold it!
**[08:10] ---**
Oh goodie, that hurts.
**[08:14] ---**
Say, can't you use
a normal sword instead?
**[08:17] ---**
This one's just too cruel!
**[08:20] ---**
Did you think
I'd fall for that, Revandia?
**[08:23] ---**
A normal sword can't even scratch you.
**[08:25] ---**
The winner is clear already.
This will only prolong the fight.
**[08:30] ---**
* Coming to speak of it,*
* didn't Lingzi also ...*
**[08:41] ---**
Stop! Wait a sec!
**[08:51] ---**
They seem to be getting along just fine.
**[08:52] ---**
Ouch, ouch, ow!
**[08:53] ---**
Guess, I worried for nothing.
**[09:02] ---**
WIN
**[09:02] ---**
WIN
**[09:02] ---**
You defeated the evil dragon Revandia
**[09:04] ---**
So you really *were* weak?
**[09:06] ---**
Even if I had a little strength,
it'd hardly be enough to get away from you.
**[09:13] ---**
Sorry for going so rough against you.
**[09:16] ---**
I just wanted to test you a little.
**[09:18] ---**
But seeing you beaten up like that
**[09:20] ---**
by a human,
I guess you were telling the truth.
**[09:22] ---**
*Test ... me?*
**[09:25] ---**
Did you have to go that far?!
**[09:34] ---**
My apologies.
**[09:35] ---**
But this sword only inflicts pain.
**[09:38] ---**
It doesn't cause any real physical harm.
**[09:40] ---**
Well, you did cause old me
quite some mental harm, you know?
**[09:46] ---**
So that thing about you
and the demon's army was ...
**[09:49] ---**
... of course a lie.
**[09:50] ---**
If you really were the dragon from the legends,
my attack would've angered you.
**[09:55] ---**
Then, very likely you'd have turned
Paleo Doner to ashes by now.
**[09:59] ---**
However, if you believed me to be
of the demon king's army,
**[10:02] ---**
your anger would
turn towards the demons.
**[10:05] ---**
Sorry to tell you old me is so weak,
any anger'd lead to nothing.
**[10:10] ---**
Oh yes and, better don't go around
telling people that you're weak.
**[10:15] ---**
That little girl believes in you.
**[10:17] ---**
We don't know what'd happen,
if she lost what she'd believed in.
**[10:21] ---**
Besides, the bounty on your head
comes second right after the demon king.
**[10:25] ---**
If people knew that you're actually weak,
**[10:27] ---**
you'll have a bunch of bounty hunters
coming for your head.
**[10:33] ---**
But you can do something about it, right?!
**[10:38] ---**
I wish you good luck.
**[10:40] ---**
*So nothing can be done to fix this?*
**[10:42] ---**
* Seems like I'll have to say goodbye*
* to my cave.*
**[10:46] ---**
Well there's not *nothing
*that could be done.
**[10:57] ---**
When the girl wakes up,
tell her that fight was just a dream.
**[11:00] ---**
It'll save you trouble.
**[11:02] ---**
She might be young, but still
she won't believe such an absurd story.
**[11:10] ---**
She will.
**[11:11] ---**
She'll believe everything,
as long as it's coming from you.
**[11:31] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[11:32] ---**
Y-Your body has ...
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, you awake, Lingzi?
# E4 - Let’s continue our journey, great evil dragon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD97KG/lets-continue-our-journey-great-evil-dragon)
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**[00:22] ---**
Great evil dragon
why have you shrunk so much?
**[01:36] ---**
Your size is inconvenient.
**[01:40] ---**
This is rejuvenating water.
It's very precious.
**[01:43] ---**
It'll rejuvenate your body and soul.
**[01:52] ---**
Don't waste it!
**[01:57] ---**
*I need to come up with something.*
**[02:02] ---**
Well, as you know, nature's rule is:
The bigger, the stronger.
**[02:09] ---**
* Darn, how can I make sense*
* of this gibberish now?!*
**[02:13] ---**
Old me has grown too big,
now I must look down at everyone.
**[02:16] ---**
So, for preventing cervical-spondylosis,
I have shrunk.
**[02:20] ---**
* What am I babbling?!*
* That's way too far-fetched!*
**[02:25] ---**
Great! Prevention is important!
You're a genius, great evil dragon!
**[02:30] ---**
Uh, anyway ... grab your things,
we should get going now.
**[02:35] ---**
Right, great evil dragon!
**[02:37] ---**
*Good thing, she's the way she is.*
**[02:44] ---**
What's wrong?
Is the dream still bothering you?
**[02:48] ---**
I remember clearly that human
being utterly rude to you.
**[02:55] ---**
Old me told you, it was just a dream!
**[02:58] ---**
She helped us power-up
your clothes and weapons.
**[03:01] ---**
She's a good person.
**[03:04] ---**
If you say so, it must be right.
I guess I'm thinking too much.
**[03:09] ---**
But if she really *was* rude to you,
I will never forgive her!
**[03:14] ---**
Phew, glad that came out.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, does anyone here know
where the great evil dragon is?
**[03:21] ---**
My name is Lai Aode,
I followed the evil dragon here, may I ask...
**[03:27] ---**
Don't talk, get to work!
**[03:29] ---**
We need a wood slab here.
**[03:30] ---**
Coming!
**[03:33] ---**
No!
**[03:34] ---**
I'm not here to help cleaning up!
I'm chasing the evil dragon!
**[03:38] ---**
I'm a hero from the south, specialized in
holding down the dragon species.
**[03:40] ---**
Where'd that blond boy come from?
**[03:42] ---**
I must fulfill my duty!
**[03:44] ---**
My village made a foolish mistake
and unleashed the dragon to the world.
**[03:49] ---**
Therefore, I must defeat him at all cost!
**[03:52] ---**
For Lingzi's sake, too.
**[03:52] ---**
Watch out!
**[04:09] ---**
Little boy, even heroes
should be aware of safety.
**[04:12] ---**
The outside world is full of dangers.
**[04:18] ---**
Don't stand around, get to work!
**[04:20] ---**
You guys, check the castle wall
for other loose bricks!
**[04:24] ---**
Right!
**[04:25] ---**
She caught the rock
with bare hands!
**[04:27] ---**
General Ai Li'anti really is strong!
**[04:28] ---**
That was nothing.
**[04:30] ---**
Yesterday she fought
on par with the evil dragon!
**[04:35] ---**
Please accept me as your disciple!
**[04:38] ---**
I know I'm yet too weak
to defeat the dragon.
**[04:41] ---**
Please help me become stronger
to save Lingzi,
**[04:45] ---**
and make up for our mistakes!
**[04:49] ---**
Get up, young boy.
**[04:51] ---**
Know that my training
is known for being tough.
**[04:55] ---**
If it's for Lingzi,
I will withstand everything!
**[05:06] ---**
Too slow! You wanna beat
the dragon like that?!
**[05:21] ---**
Come.
**[05:22] ---**
Drink this medicine.
**[05:24] ---**
It will recover your strength,
so you can continue training.
**[05:28] ---**
What is it? Too much to bear already?
**[05:31] ---**
Then better hurry home to your village
and forget your delusions about the dragon.
**[05:51] ---**
Lingzi, let's take a break
before we go on.
**[05:55] ---**
Great evil dragon you don't have
to slow down for my sake.
**[05:58] ---**
No it's *my* legs that won't hold up.
**[06:06] ---**
* Old me has been outside*
* for so long without food.*
**[06:12] ---**
Great evil dragon are you hungry?
**[06:14] ---**
I'll prepare a barbecue feast
with this rabbit.
**[06:16] ---**
W-Wait, hold it, Lingzi!
**[06:19] ---**
Put the weapon away!
Old me doesn't want to eat the rabbit!
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, how careless of me.
**[06:24] ---**
A herbivore like that
would not suit your taste.
**[06:27] ---**
I shall go hunting for a bear or tiger.
**[06:27] ---**
* She'll never accept*
* that her great evil dragon*
**[06:30] ---**
Or would you rather
continue savoring my soul?
**[06:31] ---**
* himself is one of those herbivores.*
* If she learns ...*
**[06:34] ---**
That little girl believes in you.
**[06:37] ---**
We don't know what'd happen,
if she lost what she'd believed in.
**[06:42] ---**
* Does that mean I have*
* to stay hungry now?*
**[06:47] ---**
Today's a lucky day,
there's another one!
**[06:51] ---**
That's some high-quality
stuff she's wearing there!
**[06:54] ---**
And that giant lizard is an undiscovered
species, it'll sell at a high price.
**[06:59] ---**
Great evil dragon
it will be nothing to handle them,
**[07:03] ---**
but may I hear your opinion first.
**[07:04] ---**
Lingzi, please keep still for now.
**[07:07] ---**
If we kill them here, old me might never
be able to make peace with the humans.
**[07:12] ---**
As you wish.
**[07:13] ---**
Look at her, she's all clean and tidy.
**[07:17] ---**
I recommend you better
keep away from her.
**[07:21] ---**
Wow, the lizard
can speak human language!
**[07:24] ---**
We'll be darn rich!
**[07:28] ---**
What's up?
Too afraid to even move, huh?
**[07:32] ---**
* Weren't Lingzi waiting for my order,*
* they'd all be dead meat by now.*
**[07:36] ---**
Boss, let's sell them along with our
captive slaves on the black market!
**[07:40] ---**
*What? Are they human traffickers?!*
**[07:42] ---**
Who'll buy a useless brat
with such thin arms and legs?
**[07:47] ---**
You're calling me useless with thin arms?!
You dwarf wax gourd!
**[07:51] ---**
What?! Who's talking about you?
Gone deaf as a doorpost, huh?
**[07:54] ---**
Say that again, fat potato!
**[07:56] ---**
You crazy? Bloody bean sprout!
**[07:57] ---**
Foul pumpkin!
**[07:59] ---**
Carob!
**[08:00] ---**
Cabbage!
**[08:01] ---**
Celery stalk!
**[08:02] ---**
*I wish I could eat all of these now...*
**[08:05] ---**
Shuddup!
**[08:06] ---**
You stupid?
No inner fights, got that?!
**[08:09] ---**
We take the girl with us,
maybe we'll find a buyer.
**[08:14] ---**
As for the lizard,
albeit looking dumb as a doornail ...
**[08:18] ---**
Oh? Not pleased are we, huh?
Wanna beat me up?
**[08:21] ---**
Go ahead, kiddo. Hit me right here.
**[08:31] ---**
Just a nudge.
**[09:09] ---**
Help!
**[09:13] ---**
W-We did not realize the size
of the mountain right before us.
**[09:17] ---**
Forgive us. we were not aware
that you are the great evil dragon.
**[09:21] ---**
Both of you, please forgive us
our lack of respect.
**[09:23] ---**
Enough talk, bring us to your cave
where you're holding the slaves.
**[09:32] ---**
Here we are, you two great ones.
**[09:40] ---**
The cave over there clearly looks better,
why didn't you use that as your hideout?
**[09:44] ---**
Oh no, great evil dragon, that cave is evil!
No one can enter it!
**[09:56] ---**
*The wounded need treatment*
**[09:59] ---**
*to prevent worse consequences.*
**[10:01] ---**
Lingzi.
**[10:04] ---**
Bring the captives to the nearest town
and hand the robbers to the guards.
**[10:10] ---**
We will turn ourselves in right away,
so we won't cause great Lingzi trouble!
**[10:14] ---**
Are you not coming with us?
**[10:16] ---**
Old me will wait here. This escorting
mission is part of your training test.
**[10:21] ---**
Right!
**[10:23] ---**
I will be back before tomorrow.
**[10:25] ---**
Take your time.
**[10:33] ---**
*Lingzi will be gone for a while.*
**[10:35] ---**
*Now...*
**[10:37] ---**
I can feast to my heart's content!
**[10:44] ---**
* In caves like this*
* I surely will find my favorite moss!*
**[11:16] ---**
Who's there?!
**[11:27] ---**
After all these years of waiting
**[11:30] ---**
at last a living creature has come in.
**[11:33] ---**
G-Good lord, someone please
save old me from here...
**[11:37] ---**
Lingzi!
# E5 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U30425/famous-teacher-produces-a-good-student)
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**[01:26] ---**
Finally... there's... a living thing...
**[01:32] ---**
Oh no!
**[01:34] ---**
It appeared!
**[01:36] ---**
Don't... run...
**[01:44] ---**
So close...
**[01:51] ---**
I... said... don't run...
**[01:56] ---**
I'm finished. Without Lingzi
by my side, I'm dead!
**[02:07] ---**
Don't run... there are traps... over there.
**[02:12] ---**
Very... dangerous.
**[02:22] ---**
Eat?
**[02:35] ---**
You just scared the hell out of me.
**[02:38] ---**
Luckily, I met a good person.
**[02:40] ---**
I misunderstood you.
**[02:43] ---**
Just now... above... there's
a... very strong...
**[02:49] ---**
You're talking about Lingzi, right?
**[02:51] ---**
Your instincts are accurate.
**[02:52] ---**
That... isn't... human.
**[02:54] ---**
Dangerous.
**[02:57] ---**
She is human, so that's a bit strange.
**[03:00] ---**
Nevertheless, there are many
bandits near this cave,
**[03:04] ---**
so usually, it should be quite noisy.
**[03:07] ---**
Definitely... not... I no
longer... have... treasures.
**[03:11] ---**
No one... will... come here.
**[03:14] ---**
Can't you move somewhere with more people?
**[03:18] ---**
I... can't... go anywhere... else.
**[03:24] ---**
So you are the god of hunting.
**[03:28] ---**
A long, long time ago,
**[03:30] ---**
you descended upon this land
and taught mankind how to hunt.
**[03:34] ---**
You helped mankind understand
how to provide for themselves,
**[03:38] ---**
and therefore you were
extremely revered by mankind.
**[03:40] ---**
But when people had mastered
the skill of hunting,
**[03:44] ---**
you were gradually forgotten by mankind...
**[03:49] ---**
I can only leave when I teach others to hunt.
**[03:55] ---**
I want to go out,
**[03:58] ---**
but now... I am no longer...
needed... by people.
**[04:03] ---**
Calm down a bit, there must
be someone who needs you.
**[04:06] ---**
* He's so good to me, I can't*
* just leave him alone.*
**[04:11] ---**
How about...
**[04:13] ---**
...you try to teach me how to hunt?
**[04:16] ---**
What are you doing!?
**[04:18] ---**
I was waiting for you to say
that! Let's go out straightaway!
**[04:20] ---**
*Did I... just get set up?*
**[04:32] ---**
It's been a long time since
I've been this excited!
**[04:35] ---**
There's no time to lose.
**[04:36] ---**
Let's start learning how to hunt!
**[04:39] ---**
*He's like a totally different person...*
**[04:41] ---**
Start right now? Isn't this a bit too soon?
**[04:43] ---**
Hunting is a very serious matter,
I won't tolerate any delays!
**[04:45] ---**
Within three hours, I will train
you to be the most talented hunter!
**[04:50] ---**
You might not know,
**[04:52] ---**
but many people have tried to teach me
various things in the past 5000 years.
**[04:55] ---**
But I'm a useless dragon,
**[04:57] ---**
no matter how hard I tried,
I couldn't learn anything.
**[05:00] ---**
There's no such thing as a bad
disciple, only a bad master.
**[05:04] ---**
There's no such thing in the world
as a disciple whom I can't teach.
**[05:08] ---**
In three hours, you'll graduate.
**[05:13] ---**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[05:15] ---**
The first lesson, physical training.
**[05:18] ---**
If you want to be the strongest hunter,
a strong physique is essential.
**[05:22] ---**
You! Lie down first and do 200 sit-ups!
**[05:26] ---**
*Fine, I won't disappoint him.*
**[05:28] ---**
*I'll do as he says.*
**[05:44] ---**
It seems... there's no way I can lie down.
**[05:47] ---**
How can this be?
**[05:49] ---**
How can there be someone in
this world who can't lie down?
**[05:52] ---**
I'm not human...
**[05:54] ---**
It seems like your teaching method does
not take into consideration my body type?
**[05:57] ---**
How can there be a problem
with my teaching method?!
**[06:00] ---**
I've been teaching like this for several
thousand years, there are definitely no problems...
**[06:04] ---**
* Crap, it seems like I'm seeing*
* those dejected eyes again.*
**[06:07] ---**
Failed
**[06:09] ---**
The second lesson, balance training.
**[06:12] ---**
Excellent balance is also
essential for a good hunter,
**[06:15] ---**
so that the success rate of hunting can
be ensured in various environments.
**[06:18] ---**
Go across this log-bridge right now!
**[06:23] ---**
Um, this log doesn't look very sturdy,
**[06:28] ---**
I'm worried that it'll break.
**[06:29] ---**
Only a strict teacher can produce a good
student, this is all for your own good.
**[06:41] ---**
It hurts!
**[06:44] ---**
You see, I said it would break...
**[06:48] ---**
How can this be?
**[06:49] ---**
This log-bridge has never been broken before!
**[06:52] ---**
Because I'm heavier than humans...
**[06:56] ---**
Failure is the mother of success,
never give up so easily!
**[07:00] ---**
Spare me...
**[07:03] ---**
Come on! Come on! Come on!
**[07:05] ---**
This isn't a problem that can
be solved by encouragement!
**[07:09] ---**
Failed
**[07:11] ---**
Lingzi, come and save me!
**[07:18] ---**
It seems to be the roar
of the great evil dragon.
**[07:22] ---**
As expected of the great evil dragon, his
powerful aura can be detected hundreds of miles away.
**[07:31] ---**
Haven't we reached the place where
we can turn ourselves in yet?
**[07:35] ---**
I want to turn myself in already.
**[07:38] ---**
Archery training!
**[07:40] ---**
Failed
**[07:41] ---**
Pull-ups!
**[07:44] ---**
Failed
**[07:44] ---**
Making traps!
**[07:47] ---**
Failed
**[07:48] ---**
Actual combat training!
**[07:56] ---**
This is my trump card.
**[07:58] ---**
This time it'll definitely
help you exceed your limits!
**[08:00] ---**
Next lesson... Dodge the obstacles!
**[08:04] ---**
Explosives are attached to the ends of the
strings, which will explode if touched.
**[08:06] ---**
I purposely put the strings
higher for your body size.
**[08:08] ---**
This time definitely no problems!
**[08:15] ---**
Crap, I forgot, it's time
for the rejuvenation potion.
**[08:32] ---**
How can this be? Eight
hours have already passed.
**[08:35] ---**
Why has this dragon not yet graduated?
**[08:39] ---**
It's impossible, my teaching
has never failed before.
**[08:44] ---**
Your teaching method really
isn't suitable for me.
**[08:47] ---**
But it's also true that I'm useless,
**[08:49] ---**
after all, you wouldn't expect that a
dragon can't even beat a rabbit, right?
**[08:54] ---**
No! I still think that there are no
bad apprentices, only bad masters.
**[08:59] ---**
You became my apprentice, yet gained nothing?
**[09:03] ---**
I'll never let something like this happen!
**[09:07] ---**
Extend your claws!
**[09:10] ---**
Okay.
**[09:28] ---**
Try gathering strength.
**[09:31] ---**
Okay...
**[09:41] ---**
What kind of weapon is this?
**[09:43] ---**
How should I use it?
**[09:45] ---**
Good, you've already learnt it.
**[09:50] ---**
You've already become strong.
**[09:53] ---**
But--
**[09:54] ---**
No buts!
**[09:56] ---**
There... is no student that... I,
the god of hunting... cannot teach.
**[10:04] ---**
You... have graduated.
**[10:09] ---**
Wait!
**[10:11] ---**
In future, outside... try to avoid...
mentioning me... to others...
**[10:18] ---**
I also don't want to be the
setback of his teaching career.
**[10:25] ---**
*I wonder how Lingzi is doing right now.*
**[10:41] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[10:47] ---**
Lingzi! You're finally back!
**[10:51] ---**
Great evil dragon, I came back as soon as
I sent the thieves to the nearby prison.
**[10:56] ---**
Well done! I won't let you leave me again!
**[11:00] ---**
Great evil dragon, did something happen?
**[11:03] ---**
Nothing, I'm just not used to days
without being served by an apostle.
**[11:10] ---**
Great evil dragon, I have one thing to report.
**[11:13] ---**
I realized that there is a
city called Selianen nearby.
**[11:17] ---**
The city is very big and people
live in peace and work happily,
**[11:19] ---**
but it is only protected by a moat.
**[11:22] ---**
Rather than letting a city like this
**[11:24] ---**
be invaded by the Demon King's
army when the time comes,
**[11:26] ---**
you should control it instead!
**[11:27] ---**
Rejected!
**[11:30] ---**
* Right now I just want to find*
* a comfortable inn and sleep.*
**[11:35] ---**
Towards Selianen city, let's go!
# E6 - Let's subdue Selianen, great evil dragon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX74M7/lets-subdue-selianen-great-evil-dragon)
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**[00:22] ---**
A Herbivorous Dragon
**[00:22] ---**
A herbivorous Dragon
**[00:22] ---**
Unfairly Gets Villainized
**[01:24] ---**
Great evil dragon,
Selianen is right there!
**[01:39] ---**
We'll proclaim your reign
over this city right away!
**[01:43] ---**
Oh, no, no! Put that away!
**[01:45] ---**
Listen Lingzi,
old me has told you over and over:
**[01:48] ---**
No useless fights, got that?
**[01:51] ---**
Forgive me, great evil dragon, I forgot.
**[01:54] ---**
With your fame as evil dragon,
we don't even need a proclamation.
**[02:00] ---**
Such a big town and
no protective measures?
**[02:07] ---**
Your wisdom is astonishing.
**[02:09] ---**
There is indeed a protective barrier
around the town.
**[02:12] ---**
Also, I can sense a so-called
"Saint of the water".
**[02:17] ---**
She is the one who put up the barrier.
**[02:19] ---**
Very well, this time you spared me
the unnecessary info.
**[02:23] ---**
*Evil dragon Revandia!*
**[02:25] ---**
* You are not welcome in Selianen,*
* begone at once!*
**[02:29] ---**
* Is that the saint*
* Lingzi was talking about?*
**[02:33] ---**
* Hear me, holy saint.*
* Old me is no evil dragon.*
**[02:36] ---**
* I just want to take a rest*
* with Lingzi in this town.*
**[02:39] ---**
*You think I'll fall for that?!*
**[02:41] ---**
* By disguising as a harmless house-dragon*
* and having a human carrying out the magic*
**[02:48] ---**
* you thought you can hide your powers?*
* Ridiculous!*
**[02:51] ---**
* Please don't make up such things.*
* Never have I done anything like that!*
**[02:54] ---**
*Begone! At once!*
**[02:56] ---**
*Otherwise, I will becom...*
**[03:01] ---**
* What's going on here?!*
* W-Who are you?! No, don't, stop!*
**[03:06] ---**
*H-Help!*
**[03:15] ---**
Let's go, great evil dragon,
the barrier is gone.
**[03:18] ---**
L-Lingzi, what did you just do
to the holy saint?
**[03:23] ---**
I just startled her a bit by infusing
some of your magic powers into the water.
**[03:29] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[03:32] ---**
Begone! At once!
**[03:34] ---**
Otherwise, I will becom...
**[03:39] ---**
What's going on here?!
W-Who are you?! No, don't, stop!
**[03:44] ---**
H-Help!
**[03:48] ---**
Of course I could've simply
destroyed the barrier.
**[03:51] ---**
However, if it were you,
you'd surely have
**[03:53] ---**
*handled the one who created it,*
**[03:56] ---**
and by that shown them,
how lowly they are before your powers.
**[04:02] ---**
Oh goodie, this will get us into trouble.
**[04:08] ---**
* I need to find the holy saint*
* to clear out the misunderstanding.*
**[04:11] ---**
* And she must reinstate the barrier soon,*
* otherwise the town will be at risk.*
**[04:22] ---**
These people are not showing you respect,
should I teach them a lesson?
**[04:26] ---**
Really, Lingzi,
don't start random fights all the time.
**[04:29] ---**
* But this might be a good chance*
* to show everyone that old me is harmless.*
**[04:34] ---**
Lingzi, I need to hide my identity.
**[04:37] ---**
Remember what I told you before,
on the way here?
**[04:41] ---**
B-But great evil dragon,
this plan is too rude towards you.
**[04:45] ---**
I don't...
**[04:47] ---**
Listen. As a disciple of the evil dragon,
the ability to disguise is a must.
**[04:55] ---**
U-Understood.
**[04:59] ---**
H-Hello everyone!
**[05:02] ---**
We come from... a travelling circus!
**[05:06] ---**
This one here is a trained pet-dragon.
**[05:10] ---**
So please don't be afraid.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, that girl is an animal trainer.
**[05:16] ---**
The must've come here
to hold a show at the festival.
**[05:20] ---**
If the holy saint let them into town,
they must be good people.
**[05:25] ---**
True that.
**[05:27] ---**
Little miss animal trainer,
I assume it's your first time here.
**[05:31] ---**
Let me show you around.
**[05:33] ---**
That is our protective deity,
the great saint of Selianen.
**[05:38] ---**
Long, long time ago,
**[05:41] ---**
this region was rock and sand desert,
inhabitable for humans.
**[05:45] ---**
Then, a saint appeared
who could manipulate water and earth.
**[05:49] ---**
She created fertile farmland here.
**[05:52] ---**
Therefore, humans began to settle,
**[05:55] ---**
and under the protection of the great saint
they built this city of Selianen.
**[06:00] ---**
Thus, we came to hold
a festival every year,
**[06:02] ---**
to pray for her
continuous blessing on Selianen
**[06:06] ---**
But your saint just
pissed her pants and bunked.
**[06:10] ---**
She likes these kinds of jokes.
Uhm, we're kinda tired, is there a hotel here?
**[06:15] ---**
A hotel? Of course, follow me.
**[06:19] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[06:21] ---**
Did that dragon just talk?!
**[06:26] ---**
Imitating human speech
is one of my tricks at the circus.
**[06:29] ---**
Impressive! I can't wait
to see your show at the festival.
**[06:36] ---**
* Well, at least it's safer to stay here*
* than look for the demon king out there.*
**[06:42] ---**
* Now I must find the saint ASAP*
* and clear out the misconception.*
**[06:47] ---**
Lingzi, old me will go for a walk.
**[06:50] ---**
Stay here and get a good rest.
**[06:52] ---**
What? Am I not coming with you?
**[06:54] ---**
* With you coming along,*
* the misconceptions would only get worse.*
**[06:59] ---**
* I'm glad Lingzi listens*
* to everything I say.*
**[07:03] ---**
* We've scared the saint quite badly,*
* now she must be hiding away from old me.*
**[07:08] ---**
*Guess, I'll have to ask around for clues.*
**[07:20] ---**
*Phew, that was close.*
**[07:24] ---**
* I didn't think even the dragon's*
* underling was this powerful.*
**[07:27] ---**
*He must be seeking to kill me now.*
**[07:29] ---**
* I must hide away for now*
* and come up with something to do.*
**[07:34] ---**
* As long as I stay in waters*
* unconnected to the river,*
**[07:36] ---**
* he won't find me, no matter*
* how powerful his seeking abilities...*
**[07:41] ---**
Found it!
**[07:43] ---**
I'm dieing of thirst.
Finally I found a place to drink!
**[07:50] ---**
He found me!
**[07:51] ---**
*How can he be* this *powerful?!*
**[07:53] ---**
*At last! Water!*
**[07:59] ---**
What?! Why'd it fall?
I didn't even touch it!
**[08:03] ---**
* S-Shoot! The great evil dragon got angry!*
* I must get outta here!*
**[08:12] ---**
* This place is so remote,*
* he will not find me here...*
**[08:15] ---**
* What, again?*
* And even quicker than before?!*
**[08:19] ---**
* I'm just glad they didn't*
* make me pay for that cup.*
**[08:22] ---**
*But I couldn't quench my thirst either.*
**[08:24] ---**
* There's water in the river,*
* but according to the citizens*
**[08:28] ---**
* the saint has put*
* an anti-demon-spell on its water.*
**[08:33] ---**
*She considers old me her enemy.*
**[08:34] ---**
* If I approach her carelessly,*
* I surely will be...*
**[08:39] ---**
Whoa, lucky me!
This water should be drinkable!
**[08:46] ---**
*What, empty?!
But there* was *water inside just now!*
**[08:50] ---**
*Well, anyway.*
**[08:52] ---**
*Guess I should look for the saint first.*
**[08:52] ---**
I hung this shoe to dry,
why's it wet again?!
**[08:55] ---**
Great saint!
**[08:57] ---**
Where are you?!
**[08:59] ---**
*He found me again!*
**[09:00] ---**
Great saint!
**[09:02] ---**
*Please, have mercy on me!*
**[09:02] ---**
Really, old me has no ill intentions!
**[09:04] ---**
*Help! Anyone, help me!*
**[09:09] ---**
*Phew, I'm beat.*
**[09:12] ---**
* Where is this?*
* Old me must've gotten lost.*
**[09:16] ---**
*Enough!*
**[09:16] ---**
*I'm at my limit, I need water now!*
**[09:21] ---**
* I'm at my limit.*
* I guess I will have to subdue to my fate.*
**[09:25] ---**
Oh, there he is! The talking little dragon
my dad told me about!
**[09:30] ---**
*They're about Lingzi's age.*
**[09:33] ---**
Are you...
**[09:38] ---**
You must be hungry, little dragon.
**[09:40] ---**
Here, have this.
**[09:46] ---**
* Shoot! The evil dragon*
* is attacking the kids!*
**[09:48] ---**
*Don't harm them!*
**[09:57] ---**
I'll be your opponent,
this time I won't run anymore!
**[10:01] ---**
* "Won't run anymore"?*
* Does that mean... she is the saint?*
**[10:05] ---**
The little dragon is a good one.
He's not evil.
**[10:08] ---**
Exactly! I'm just a starving vegan dragon.
**[10:12] ---**
So... Could I please eat that first?
**[10:14] ---**
How dare you say something cruel
like that without turning a hair?
**[10:18] ---**
* Jeez, the APPLE!*
* What'd you think I wanna eat?!*
**[10:22] ---**
Little kid, it's late, you should go home
or your mother will worry.
**[10:26] ---**
Okay.
**[10:27] ---**
Bye, little dragon, we must go home now.
Let's play again tomorrow!
**[10:31] ---**
Wait! At least leave
the food before you go!
**[10:36] ---**
The children are safe now.
**[10:38] ---**
Now there's nothing for you
to blackmail me anymore.
**[10:42] ---**
Old me never even intended to.
**[10:45] ---**
I just want to go back
to the hotel and get a rest.
**[10:48] ---**
So you're saying, if I bring you to the hotel,
you won't destroy Selianen?
**[10:54] ---**
* What kind of logic is that?*
* And who said I wanted to destroy it anyway?*
**[10:58] ---**
Glad to hear.
I know where the hotel is, follow me.
**[11:02] ---**
* Didn't she just want to start a fight?*
* So she's changed her mind now?*
**[11:06] ---**
Great saint. Please believe me,
old me does not have any ill intentions.
**[11:09] ---**
W-What, "saint", you say?
You must be confusing me with someone.
**[11:14] ---**
I know nothing about saints,
I'm just your normal girl.
**[11:17] ---**
So if you seek revenge,
you've got the wrong person.
**[11:22] ---**
Well, fine then.
Wherever the saint may be right now,
**[11:27] ---**
I just hope she reinstates the barrier soon.
**[11:29] ---**
Otherwise monsters
might infiltrate the town.
**[11:32] ---**
Oh shoot!
Yeah, I'll do it right aw... Uh, no!
**[11:35] ---**
I'll pray to the holy saint
that she'll reinstate the barrier.
**[11:39] ---**
*I'm starving...*
# E7 - You must not waste food
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU05ZXE/you-must-not-waste-food)
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**[01:20] ---**
Here we are. That's your hotel.
**[01:22] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[01:24] ---**
Old me surely would've gone lost on my own.
**[01:27] ---**
Don't mention it. Just be sure to leave
first thing in the morning.
**[01:31] ---**
Otherwise I... er, no,
the saint will make you regret it!
**[01:37] ---**
* Too bad, old me would've wanted*
* to stay another couple of days.*
**[01:41] ---**
I understand. Now you should hurry
and fix the barrier.
**[01:45] ---**
That slipped my mind!
**[01:46] ---**
I'll fix it at onc...
**[01:48] ---**
Err no, I'll go and tell the saint
to fix it immediately!
**[01:54] ---**
* Her acting skills are*
* about as bad as Lingzis.*
**[02:00] ---**
*I should get to the hotel and grab a bite.*
**[02:10] ---**
What are you doing there, Lingzi?
**[02:13] ---**
Welcome back, great evil dragon.
**[02:15] ---**
As you ordered,
I stayed here obediently.
**[02:18] ---**
But I must try much harder to reach the level
of "obedient" you were talking about.
**[02:22] ---**
* W-What level?!*
* There was no deeper sense in my words!*
**[02:25] ---**
Don't be so hard to yourself.
**[02:29] ---**
Oh, right. There's kids
about your age here in Selianen.
**[02:33] ---**
Why don't you go
play with them tomorrow.
**[02:36] ---**
Is it because I have not reached
the obediency-level?
**[02:39] ---**
Is that why you don't want me
beside you anymore?
**[02:42] ---**
N-No, no, don't worry.
I never meant to say that.
**[02:46] ---**
Old me just wants you
to play with children of your age.
**[02:51] ---**
Don't worry, they're all good kids.
**[02:52] ---**
But, great evil dragon,
these humans worship a demon as their god.
**[02:57] ---**
I cannot bring myself to trust them.
**[03:00] ---**
Demon? You mean the saint?
**[03:03] ---**
Yes. You surely must have felt it, too.
**[03:06] ---**
This saint who installed the barrier
**[03:08] ---**
is actually just a demon
who can manipulate water and mud.
**[03:12] ---**
Yet they worship her as a god.
How should they be good people?
**[03:16] ---**
Well, you worship *me
*as evil dragon, don't you?
**[03:19] ---**
Don't always just look
at the bad side of things.
**[03:23] ---**
If you meet the saint you'll see
that she's not a bad person.
**[03:28] ---**
Anyway, it's late already,
we should get some sleep.
**[03:33] ---**
Great evil dragon,
are you not sleeping on the bed?
**[03:36] ---**
Human beds don't suit old me.
**[03:38] ---**
I'll be just fine sleeping here.
**[03:41] ---**
Turn the lights off.
**[03:43] ---**
Right, great evil dragon.
**[03:49] ---**
Lingzi, go sleep on the bed.
**[03:52] ---**
The bed is high. I would not dare
to position myself higher than you are.
**[04:00] ---**
*Guess I'll lay out a mattress for her.*
**[04:11] ---**
So this is Selianen, the town that
good-for-nothing failed to conquer all along?
**[04:15] ---**
Such a whimsy barrier
might as well not even exist!
**[04:21] ---**
But it seems the barrier
has been weakened quite a bit.
**[04:25] ---**
Did something happen to the saint?
Or could she be trying to lure us in with this?
**[04:32] ---**
Tch, there's nothing
to fear from this barrier.
**[04:34] ---**
I'll land inside the town
in front of all the citizens tomorrow.
**[04:39] ---**
You talk big,
but why don't you do it right now?
**[04:42] ---**
As the demon king's loyal right hand,
I must face the enemy upfront.
**[04:47] ---**
Never will I stoop to cowardly measures
like secret night-raids.
**[04:51] ---**
Tch. Look at you
all shiny and visible in your armor!
**[04:56] ---**
You're just too dumb
to use your head, that's all!
**[05:00] ---**
Well, suit yourself.
**[05:01] ---**
However for this mission
the credits will be mine alone!
**[05:17] ---**
Good morning!
Your breakfast is ready.
**[05:20] ---**
Should I bring it in?
**[05:22] ---**
Hallo? Anyone there?
**[05:24] ---**
Oh, it's morning already.
**[05:30] ---**
The night was much too short.
**[05:32] ---**
Sorry for disturbing!
**[05:34] ---**
No one reacted to my calls, so I just...
**[05:41] ---**
How dare you disturb the great evil
dragon's rest! That's unforgivable!
**[05:46] ---**
Stop that, Lingzi!
Apologize to her, now!
**[05:51] ---**
My, my, little guest,
quite enthusiastic, are we?
**[05:54] ---**
What are you scheming?!
**[05:57] ---**
N-Nothing, I just wanted
to bring you breakfast.
**[06:00] ---**
Our hotel has prepared this meal for you.
**[06:02] ---**
Come to think of it,
isn't the weather perfect for travelling?
**[06:06] ---**
Who wouldn't want to leave town
first thing in the morning?
**[06:09] ---**
Listen, holy saint, you don't
have to urge us like that to leave.
**[06:15] ---**
Saint?
**[06:16] ---**
I assume you're joking.
I'm just a normal human hotel servant.
**[06:21] ---**
*No, she's not.*
**[06:23] ---**
* Didn't she realise*
* how much water she spilled*
**[06:26] ---**
* when Lingzi attacked her? Because of that*
* she shrunk, no human could do such a thing!*
**[06:31] ---**
W-Well, anyway, I kindly ask you to eat
and then leave this town after that.
**[06:47] ---**
I gathered the children's veggie-leftovers
from the garbage yesterday.
**[06:51] ---**
Well? I'm sure you can't wait to dig i...
**[07:01] ---**
Help!
**[07:03] ---**
Damn, she got away!
**[07:05] ---**
Not again, Lingzi!
**[07:08] ---**
She dared to serve you garbage as food!
That's clearly an offense!
**[07:17] ---**
Listen to old me, Lingzi.
**[07:20] ---**
I want you to be of a nature
that is befitting for those of power.
**[07:24] ---**
"Of power"? "Nature"?
**[07:27] ---**
That's right. You are now my disciple.
**[07:30] ---**
Use your power where it's needed,
not to start useless fights all the time.
**[07:36] ---**
Wasting edibles is something
old me will never tolerate for any reason.
**[07:40] ---**
You have gone too far this time.
**[07:43] ---**
As long as you are
not sufficiently aware of this,
**[07:46] ---**
you must not use your powers without
my permission, except for self-defense.
**[07:51] ---**
Do you understand?
**[07:56] ---**
*Oh no, did I say that too harshly?*
**[08:00] ---**
Lingzi, dear, no reason to get gloomy.
**[08:02] ---**
Just try to be a little more aware
in the future.
**[08:05] ---**
Forgive me, great evil dragon.
**[08:07] ---**
My nature is far from what would be
worthy of being your disciple.
**[08:12] ---**
I... have dissappointed you.
**[08:15] ---**
* I'm glad,*
* she is able to self-reflect, after all.*
**[08:19] ---**
Lingzi, I am not disappointed at all.
**[08:23] ---**
On the contrary, I am very grateful
to have you as my disciple.
**[08:29] ---**
Besides, you're still young.
You still have so much time to learn and grow.
**[08:37] ---**
Enough of that. Seeing you so gloomy
makes old me become sad, too.
**[08:42] ---**
Oh right, remember the children
I mentioned yesterday?
**[08:46] ---**
You should go and play with them.
**[08:48] ---**
It's important to get used
to human customs.
**[08:51] ---**
Right! I'll be sure to fulfill this mission!
**[08:54] ---**
No, not like that.
Try to relax a little.
**[09:00] ---**
Have fun!
**[09:04] ---**
* Now I must hurry and*
* find the saint to explain it to her.*
**[09:07] ---**
* I just hope she doesn't make me pay*
* for the broken tray and floor.*
**[09:15] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:16] ---**
*W-What's going on?!*
**[09:19] ---**
No, don't... Stop dragging me down!
**[09:23] ---**
Help... Hel...!
**[09:25] ---**
Ling...
**[09:30] ---**
The great evil dragon's aura has vanished?!
**[09:37] ---**
No, I must fulfill my mission and
play with the human children first.
**[09:41] ---**
There's miss animal trainer!
**[09:48] ---**
Hm? Where's the cute little dragon?
**[09:52] ---**
"Cute little dragon"?
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah, that tiny one
that played with us yesterday.
**[09:58] ---**
Let's see who finds him first!
**[10:00] ---**
And then we'll play ball all together.
**[10:02] ---**
Yeah, let's do it!
**[10:05] ---**
Will you join us, miss animal trainer?
**[10:08] ---**
* So besides big and strong dragons*
* like my great evil dragon*
**[10:12] ---**
* there are also pet-dragons*
* that play with human children?*
**[10:19] ---**
All right, I'm in and I'll win this!
**[10:30] ---**
How do you like that?
Agonizing, is it?
**[10:33] ---**
I've gathered the enchanted water
of the whole town in this place!
**[10:36] ---**
Prepare yourself, evil dragon!
**[10:38] ---**
I will protect Selianen, even if I have
to drown along with you in this ocean.
**[10:42] ---**
*This is bad. She wants to kill us both.*
**[10:47] ---**
* I can't even surrender,*
* because I cannot speak underwater.*
**[10:50] ---**
*Lingzi, were are you?!*
**[10:56] ---**
Little dragon? Where are you?
**[11:01] ---**
What's that?!
**[11:19] ---**
I knew it, this ramshackle barrier
doesn't even withstand one blow.
**[11:24] ---**
You foolish humans!
**[11:26] ---**
Prepare to feel the wrath
of the demon king's army!
**[11:31] ---**
Oh, there you are.
You must be that cute little dragon, right?
**[11:36] ---**
Come play with me.
# E8 - Search for the cute little dragon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXD3EG/search-for-the-cute-little-dragon)
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**[01:20] ---**
Little dragon? Where are you?
**[01:25] ---**
What's that?!
**[01:44] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[01:47] ---**
Come play with me.
**[01:50] ---**
Where'd you come from, brat?
Get lost.
**[01:53] ---**
I don't have time for a brat like you.
**[01:58] ---**
Little dragon.
**[02:00] ---**
Play with me.
**[02:01] ---**
*What's going on with this brat?*
**[02:03] ---**
Is that the pet-dragon?
**[02:07] ---**
How can it be so big?!
**[02:10] ---**
I am a noble creature that must
not be compared with lowly humans.
**[02:14] ---**
However, as part of the demon king's army,
my dignity demands me to accept your challenge.
**[02:19] ---**
Well then, I shall play with you.
**[02:23] ---**
And it shall be a warning to the other humans,
not to mess with me.
**[02:28] ---**
Err, wait... what you up to?!
**[02:31] ---**
What're you doing?!
Put me down!
**[02:34] ---**
Wanna play ball, little dragon?
**[02:37] ---**
Play ball?
**[02:44] ---**
Hm. Quite an unbouncy ball.
**[02:49] ---**
*Damn you!*
**[02:59] ---**
* You just wait...!*
* Now you made me really angry!*
**[03:04] ---**
I will destroy all of Selianen
with just one blow of my breath!
**[03:10] ---**
*Go cry!*
**[03:12] ---**
*Go whine!*
**[03:13] ---**
*And then perish forever!*
**[03:15] ---**
*You tiny ants!*
**[03:19] ---**
I see. You prefer playing in the air.
**[03:24] ---**
*How could she...?!*
**[03:39] ---**
**[03:41] ---**
Hm. Still not bouncing.
**[03:44] ---**
* She's crazy. Something's*
* not right with this human!*
**[03:58] ---**
Come on, let's play some more.
**[04:01] ---**
No, please don't!
**[04:03] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[04:21] ---**
*I can't breathe!*
**[04:29] ---**
* Where'd this heavy*
* magic shockwave come from?!*
**[04:33] ---**
I need to maintain it. Maintain it.
**[04:37] ---**
I can't hold it anymore!
**[04:45] ---**
*Oh goodie, I'm high in the air!*
**[05:03] ---**
I'm safe!
**[05:08] ---**
You sly and filthy evil dragon!
**[05:11] ---**
You had a hidden swim ring!
**[05:16] ---**
How often do I have to tell you
I am *not* evil!
**[05:20] ---**
W-What is it this time?!
**[05:26] ---**
It even can turn into a balloon?!
**[05:28] ---**
Shame on you!
Can you not fight fair and square?!
**[05:32] ---**
* That was close.*
* I've been saved again.*
**[05:36] ---**
Come down! At once!
**[05:38] ---**
*Seeing this wave reminds me...*
**[05:41] ---**
* Besides the fire attack on Paleo Doner,*
* the demon king's army also*
**[05:45] ---**
* made a water-manipulating demon*
* attack the humans. So that means...*
**[05:49] ---**
Oh, that's what Lingzi meant before.
**[05:51] ---**
So you really *are
*of the demon king's army!
**[06:02] ---**
I've done so much to protect Selianen,...
**[06:06] ---**
and yet you won't let me go,
just because I'm a demon?!
**[06:09] ---**
Huh? Why'd she get upset?
**[06:12] ---**
Even if I cannot defeat you.
**[06:15] ---**
I will at least use all my powers
to bind you here to this place!
**[06:31] ---**
You can't escape,
no matter how mighty you are.
**[06:33] ---**
This water jail uses
all of Selianen's water.
**[06:38] ---**
Prepare yourself, evil dragon!
**[06:42] ---**
*It's agonizing.*
**[06:45] ---**
* Hurry, my claw...*
* Change shape again and save me!*
**[06:51] ---**
*What? A speaker?!*
**[06:53] ---**
You cannot rely on me
to help you out forever.
**[06:58] ---**
Master, is that you?!
Please save me, hurry!
**[07:03] ---**
You need to calm down.
**[07:06] ---**
I have already helped you
out twice, my pupil.
**[07:11] ---**
Please! With Lingzi gone,
you're my only hope!
**[07:13] ---**
I said CALM DOWN!
**[07:15] ---**
I gave you this black nebula
in order to enable you
**[07:18] ---**
to protect yourself on your own.
**[07:21] ---**
However, you understood nothing and
left me no choice but to step in, after all.
**[07:27] ---**
My principles as a teacher allow me
only to help my pupils out twice.
**[07:33] ---**
After that you must solve it on your own.
**[07:36] ---**
But what exactly should old me do?
**[07:38] ---**
Listen to me.
**[07:41] ---**
Trying to cheat again? I won't let you!
**[07:44] ---**
First... you...
**[07:47] ---**
...and do... then you...
**[07:50] ---**
Argh, I didn't hear
a single one of the important words!
**[07:53] ---**
Okay, now go and do it.
**[07:56] ---**
Master!
**[08:00] ---**
Forget about your cheap tricks!
**[08:02] ---**
I will suck all of your
magic powers out of you!
**[08:06] ---**
*This is bad... at this rate I'll...*
**[08:13] ---**
* Oh shoot! She sucked dry*
* the rejuvenating spell's magic!*
**[08:24] ---**
*Huh? W-What's happening?!*
**[08:28] ---**
*The jail... the water dimension...*
**[08:38] ---**
I can't hold it stable anymore!
**[08:44] ---**
That silver dragon hothead!
Talk about useless!
**[08:47] ---**
But then again, he brought me in here,
that should count as fulfilled duty.
**[08:52] ---**
Guess I'll have to take things
in my own hands, then.
**[09:03] ---**
Phew, that scared old me.
**[09:04] ---**
So the water jail was connected
to the town square.
**[09:10] ---**
Great saint?!
**[09:12] ---**
Eventually, it seems a demon like me
**[09:16] ---**
can't protect nobody and nothing.
**[09:19] ---**
E-Even though I tried so hard
to protect Selianen.
**[09:23] ---**
*So that's what had been bugging her.*
**[09:25] ---**
Listen, great saint...
**[09:27] ---**
It's fine, I understand.
**[09:28] ---**
I will obey your demand
and return to the demon army.
**[09:31] ---**
But please don't harm
the citizens of Selianen. I beg you!
**[09:37] ---**
Jeez. I'm explaining myself so often,
I almost find it annoying myself.
**[09:41] ---**
Great saint.
Don't belittle yourself like that.
**[09:44] ---**
You once were a demon, so what?
**[09:46] ---**
What counts is that you
protected this town with all your might.
**[09:51] ---**
And you secure a safe and happy life
**[09:53] ---**
for the citizens.
You deserve their worship.
**[09:56] ---**
Therefore, I am firmly convinced:
You are worthy of your name as the saint!
**[10:02] ---**
You really believe in me?
**[10:04] ---**
Even though I'm a demon?
**[10:07] ---**
But of course!
**[10:12] ---**
I believe in you.
And I want you to believe old me, too.
**[10:16] ---**
Old me is no evil dragon.
Merely a big plant-eating lizard.
**[10:21] ---**
Alright, I believe you, Mr. Lizard!
**[10:25] ---**
Oh, and one more thing. You shouldn't
use spells that use all of the town's water.
**[10:30] ---**
Peoples lives here depend on your water.
**[10:32] ---**
It will be all for nothing,
if you affect them with your spells.
**[10:35] ---**
Tch! I am the great saint of Selianen!
**[10:39] ---**
You don't need to tell me that!
**[10:41] ---**
The misconception's
followed by haughtiness, huh?
**[10:46] ---**
We made quite a mess here.
**[10:48] ---**
Mr. Lizard, I'd better go
and restore the town.
**[10:52] ---**
Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
**[10:54] ---**
Well, old me shall go
look for Lingzi, then.
**[10:58] ---**
I just hope she's not
causing any trouble again.
**[11:02] ---**
Oh right, great saint. Please never ever
call me "Mr. Lizard" in front of Lingzi.
**[11:08] ---**
Great saint?
**[11:10] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:13] ---**
*A death locust?*
**[11:15] ---**
* These are low-rank demons*
* that ruin the crops.*
**[11:18] ---**
Are you afraid of insects?
Let old me take it away...
**[11:22] ---**
*Hold on a sec.*
**[11:25] ---**
* This town is protected by a barrier*
* that holds off low-rank monsters.*
**[11:29] ---**
*How did this low-rank demon get in here?*
# E9 - Let's start the battle against the saint, great evil dragon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK45JG/lets-start-the-battle-against-the-saint-great-evil-dragon)
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**[01:20] ---**
That silver dragon hothead!
Talk about useless!
**[01:24] ---**
But then again, he brought me in here,
that should count as fulfilled duty.
**[01:28] ---**
Guess I'll have to take things
in my own hands, then.
**[01:38] ---**
Great saint, are you okay?
**[01:47] ---**
* Do you really want*
* to keep hiding away like this?*
**[01:54] ---**
* Enough of this farce,*
* it's time to show your real self!*
**[02:17] ---**
* That's right. Let them all*
* see the dark side of yours.*
**[02:31] ---**
I shall let this town...
**[02:33] ---**
drown!
**[02:50] ---**
I am a water demon.
**[02:52] ---**
I will drag humanity down
into the swamp of desperation.
**[02:56] ---**
Where'd that come from?
Wasn't everything fine just a moment ago?
**[03:00] ---**
Great saint, please stop it, otherwise...
**[03:04] ---**
Great saint, you say?
I've been nothing but a water demon all along.
**[03:09] ---**
And as such,
I will bring doom upon humanity.
**[03:13] ---**
W-What?
**[03:19] ---**
By destroying Selianen,
I will prove my true strength.
**[03:24] ---**
So that no one will ever belittle me again.
**[03:29] ---**
Selianen will drown!
**[03:31] ---**
Run, folks, run!
**[03:35] ---**
Yay, that's so great!
**[03:39] ---**
**[03:44] ---**
Thank you, great saint!
**[03:45] ---**
Such fertile soil!
**[03:49] ---**
Well, they seem quite happy to old me...
**[03:56] ---**
The great saint's soil is so fertile.
**[03:58] ---**
Guess, we'll have
to advance this years festival.
**[04:06] ---**
You foolish humans!
Don't you realize your end is near?!
**[04:10] ---**
This mudship of the abyss
will send all of you right down to hell!
**[04:15] ---**
No clue, what's going on here,
**[04:17] ---**
but the saint seems to be a little grumpy.
**[04:20] ---**
Prepare for your death!
**[04:23] ---**
Lingzi, where are you?!
**[04:41] ---**
It's raining!
**[04:41] ---**
Yeah, it's raining!
**[04:45] ---**
Here I am, great evil dragon!
**[04:50] ---**
Did you realize you just
bumped into something?
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, did I? I just hasted here
at full speed, that's all.
**[04:59] ---**
Have you been a good girl
while old me wasn't with you?
**[05:02] ---**
Yes, as you ordered,
**[05:04] ---**
I gave my all to play "seek the dragon"
with the children.
**[05:08] ---**
I was just about to take his head
for them to use it as a play ball,
**[05:12] ---**
when I heard you summoning me.
So I hurried here.
**[05:16] ---**
Oh no. No time for *that* discussion again.
Where's the great saint?
**[05:23] ---**
Why? I'm putting so much effort
into creating all this mud.
**[05:28] ---**
Why don't the humans feel
threatened by it at all?!
**[05:34] ---**
Great saint, if there's something
troubling you, try and tell it to old me.
**[05:38] ---**
Maybe it'll make you feel better.
**[05:42] ---**
A few centuries ago
when I newly joined the demon king's army...
**[05:51] ---**
Hi guys, I'm the new one,
a water demon manipulating water and earth.
**[05:56] ---**
I hope I can learn a lot from you!
**[06:01] ---**
Look at that weak little brat!
**[06:04] ---**
We don't recruit child laborers.
**[06:06] ---**
Go back home to mommy.
**[06:06] ---**
Look at that, she's starting to cry.
**[06:12] ---**
Maybe I *am* to weak,
that's why they won't acknowledge me.
**[06:31] ---**
If I annihilate these humans here,
those guys won't laugh at me again!
**[06:36] ---**
Oh, but not like this.
**[06:41] ---**
Stop!
**[06:46] ---**
How dare you lowly humans
intrude my territory.
**[06:50] ---**
Feel my wrath!
**[07:01] ---**
Is it really...
**[07:03] ---**
Hurray, it's water!
**[07:07] ---**
What a blessing!
**[07:08] ---**
We're saved!
**[07:12] ---**
Why aren't you afraid?
I shall roll out the heavy artillery then.
**[07:18] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[07:22] ---**
Such a blessing!
**[07:23] ---**
It's soil!
**[07:25] ---**
And it's so fertile!
**[07:26] ---**
Now we can grow crops here!
**[07:32] ---**
No! I am a water demon!
**[07:34] ---**
You are supposed
to shiver in fear before me!
**[07:36] ---**
No, not at all.
You gave us refugees true hope.
**[07:42] ---**
You are not like the other demons
who bring doom upon us.
**[07:45] ---**
You are a great saint bringing hope
and happiness to us humans!
**[07:50] ---**
A saint?
**[07:52] ---**
Honorable great saint.
**[07:53] ---**
Will you allow us to live
on your sacred grounds?
**[07:58] ---**
Great saint! Great saint!
**[08:01] ---**
Great saint!
**[08:03] ---**
Then they stayed in this rocky sand
desert and built the city of Selianen.
**[08:13] ---**
Great saint, your powers are infinite.
We beg for your protection.
**[08:21] ---**
What's that all about?
Those guys are funny.
**[08:26] ---**
I shall fatten them a bit
before I bump them off.
**[08:34] ---**
*But on the other hand...*
**[08:37] ---**
* being worshipped by*
* so many actually isn't too bad either.*
**[08:43] ---**
Thus their worship made me
forget who I actually was.
**[08:48] ---**
I am a monster,
I don't deserve all of this.
**[08:52] ---**
*I didn't expect her to have such a past.*
**[08:57] ---**
* She must've been torn between*
* her identities over all these centuries.*
**[09:02] ---**
* However, her basic nature isn't evil,*
* so she might become friendly in the end.*
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, the little... er, no...
**[09:15] ---**
Why've you become so big, cute dragon?
**[09:19] ---**
Er, well...
**[09:26] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[09:31] ---**
Don't be sad.
**[09:32] ---**
The great saint has
brought us fertile soil again!
**[09:36] ---**
She did it because
she wants to make all of us happy.
**[09:41] ---**
Therefore you don't need to cry anymore.
**[09:43] ---**
Come, celebrate with us!
**[09:45] ---**
**[09:48] ---**
They're calling for me,
so I'll get going.
**[09:51] ---**
Come, join us!
**[09:59] ---**
They said I did it
to make the humans happy.
**[10:02] ---**
But in reality
**[10:04] ---**
I'm sure they're just being sarcastic,
making fun of me, the useless demon!
**[10:09] ---**
Where'd you get that weird idea again?!
**[10:13] ---**
At least you have some self-awareness.
**[10:16] ---**
For your own sake I recommend
**[10:18] ---**
you hand over Selianen to this wise
and invincible great evil dragon!
**[10:23] ---**
* Please Lingzi,*
* I really wish you wouldn't do that!*
**[10:28] ---**
Great saint,
please don't mind what she said.
**[10:31] ---**
The water demon may not have planned
for this peace in Selianen.
**[10:35] ---**
However, it surely is the saint's wish.
**[10:39] ---**
As an outsider old me
may not have the right to chime in.
**[10:42] ---**
But a human once said:
**[10:45] ---**
What counts is not who you were,
but who you want to be.
**[10:50] ---**
Therefore, let old me ask you:
If you had the choice,
**[10:54] ---**
would you want to be
a demon who destroys Selianen,
**[10:57] ---**
or the saint who's protecting it?
**[11:07] ---**
* I can't believe how useless*
* this protective deity is!*
**[11:12] ---**
* However, judging from*
* what this girl said,*
**[11:16] ---**
* this evil dragon here must*
* be the most powerful of all.*
**[11:23] ---**
*What was that strange feeling just now?*
**[11:31] ---**
*Evil dragon,*
**[11:33] ---**
* I will bring to light*
* the pitch black darkness inside your heart.*
# E10 - Let's enjoy the festival, great evil dragon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0W31D/lets-enjoy-the-festival-great-evil-dragon)
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**[00:00] ---**
**[01:23] ---**
* Evil dragon,*
* stop pretending to be what you're not.*
**[01:27] ---**
* Show me the darkness in your heart,*
* unveil your true, bloodthirsty self!*
**[01:35] ---**
I will destroy Selianen!
**[01:38] ---**
I am the dark demon king!
**[01:40] ---**
No, don't run away, demon king!
**[01:42] ---**
You can't escape!
**[01:44] ---**
Demon king, don't run!
**[01:49] ---**
* Old me is hearing voices.*
* It must be due to the stress these days.*
**[01:53] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[01:55] ---**
I finally understand why you wanted me
to play with the human children.
**[02:01] ---**
You wanted me to learn on my own
about the humans of this town.
**[02:06] ---**
You greenhorns are too ridiculous!
**[02:08] ---**
A town that worships
this incompetent saint
**[02:10] ---**
is of no interest
to the great evil dragon anyway!
**[02:15] ---**
* I think I'm getting used*
* to the weird ways her brain works.*
**[02:19] ---**
We should leave,
this town is unworthy of your reign.
**[02:23] ---**
* In fact old me*
* would love to stay here, though.*
**[02:27] ---**
* But then again, we have caused*
* the people enough trouble already.*
**[02:31] ---**
* And the saint doesn't need*
* old me to mediate anymore.*
**[02:36] ---**
Lingzi.
**[02:36] ---**
At your order, great evil dragon!
**[02:39] ---**
We'll sneak out of town,
so that we don't disturb the people.
**[02:48] ---**
Wait! Where do you think you're going?!
**[02:51] ---**
Great saint?
**[02:54] ---**
You think you could just leave like that?!
**[02:57] ---**
It was *you* who wanted to chase us out,
and now you won't let us go?
**[03:02] ---**
In a few days the people will hold
the festival to worship me.
**[03:06] ---**
I will lose face if you leave just now.
**[03:08] ---**
What do you want us to do then?
**[03:10] ---**
Well...
**[03:12] ---**
I would like you to come to the festival.
**[03:16] ---**
Well, as for me, I don't mind you leaving.
**[03:19] ---**
But the children are looking forward to
seeing the little miss animal trainer's show.
**[03:24] ---**
They will be sad, if you're not there.
**[03:28] ---**
And I have vowed not to let anyone
in Selianen be sad anymore.
**[03:32] ---**
So...
**[03:34] ---**
Would you please stay
until the festival is over?
**[03:37] ---**
No way...
**[03:38] ---**
Well yes, of course!
We wouldn't want to disappoint the kids.
**[03:42] ---**
Great, that's sorted then! Tonight we'll
also have a feast, be sure to come by!
**[03:49] ---**
Er, well, you know,...
**[03:51] ---**
old me just remembered he still had
some unfinished business here. So...
**[03:56] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[03:58] ---**
I understand your gentle thoughtfulness.
**[04:02] ---**
*This is peculiar.*
**[04:05] ---**
* I've never seen a dragon with*
* an inner darkness so well-hidden.*
**[04:10] ---**
* No wonder he is that powerful,*
* I wasn't even aware of his existence.*
**[04:16] ---**
* However, my friend, if you stay here*
* for a little longer, that will give me time.*
**[04:21] ---**
*With your help Selianen is as good as mine!*
**[04:31] ---**
Good afternoon, Sir.
**[04:33] ---**
I come from the adventurer's guild.
Have there been any incidences lately?
**[04:38] ---**
I could contact the guild for help.
**[04:40] ---**
Oh, you've come to the wrong place, then.
**[04:43] ---**
Selianen has always been peaceful,
there's no need for help.
**[04:49] ---**
But I just saw the street being repaired.
**[04:52] ---**
Was there an explosion?
**[04:54] ---**
Oh, nothing worth mentioning.
**[04:57] ---**
A little girl and a dragon
just played a little
**[05:00] ---**
and accidentally destroyed some buildings.
**[05:03] ---**
A dragon? While playing?
**[05:06] ---**
I'm surprised to hear of
such a friendly dragon here.
**[05:11] ---**
Sir, may I ask where the dragon is now?
**[05:15] ---**
Hm? Well, right over there.
**[05:19] ---**
I am the honorable silver dragon!
A general of the demon king's army!
**[05:23] ---**
How dare you tiny worms
not to show me due respect!
**[05:26] ---**
I will trample down this town.
**[05:28] ---**
No, I'm okay with being a cute little dragon,
so please don't throw me again!
**[05:33] ---**
You tiny humans,
you really think you can beat *me*?!
**[05:37] ---**
Prepare to feel my wrath!
**[05:40] ---**
I promise, I'll be a good dragon, so can we
please play something other than ball?!
**[05:47] ---**
Ever since he came back from playing,
he's been wandering around here outside town.
**[05:52] ---**
He looks so impressive.
**[05:53] ---**
I assume he's rehearsing
a play for the festival.
**[05:57] ---**
*Impossible!*
**[05:57] ---**
He's so eager making an effort.
**[05:59] ---**
* S-Something's not right here.*
* I need to report to the guild at once!*
**[06:03] ---**
I am a well-behaved little dragon!
**[06:16] ---**
Faster!
**[06:19] ---**
What're you waiting for?
Go faster, faster!
**[06:26] ---**
Stop!
**[06:30] ---**
Let's see what's going on there.
**[06:33] ---**
Let me pass, please.
**[06:34] ---**
What happened?
**[06:36] type**
Sudden appearance
**[06:36] type**
Selianen
**[06:36] type**
Demon dragon
**[06:37] ---**
“Shocking discovery:
A demon dragon in Selianen”?
**[06:42] ---**
It's the evil dragon, I'm sure!
Where's Selianen, I must go save Lingz...
**[06:46] ---**
Hold it. Let me read that first.
**[06:51] ---**
*This description seems to be quite vage.*
**[06:55] ---**
*Has that idiot been busted?*
**[06:58] ---**
* No... That picture doesn't resemble him.*
* Could it be...*
**[07:01] ---**
Hey brat, we're leaving.
**[07:03] ---**
Master! I'm sure it's the evil dragon!
**[07:06] ---**
Lingzi's in Selianen, we must save her!
**[07:09] ---**
That report has nothing to do with him.
**[07:12] ---**
Do you even fall for such a cheap trick?
**[07:15] ---**
Someone must've gotten bored,
now that the town's rebuilt.
**[07:18] ---**
But...
**[07:18] ---**
No buts!
**[07:20] ---**
Besides, even if it were him,
what could *you* do, if you went now?
**[07:25] ---**
Are you giving up half-way
on becoming stronger?
**[07:32] ---**
Back to training!
**[07:33] ---**
No food until you've pulled
the stone out of town!
**[07:36] ---**
Right!
**[07:37] ---**
* It couldn't really be Lingzi*
* and her dragon, could it?*
**[07:39] ---**
* I have a bad feeling about this,*
* I should go check for myself.*
**[08:03] ---**
Just go buy something, if you want.
**[08:06] ---**
*But don't forget to queue first.*
**[08:08] ---**
*Understood!*
**[08:12] ---**
*I'm starving.*
**[08:14] ---**
* But it'd be weird, If I queued*
* for food along with the humans.*
**[08:25] ---**
* Whatever, I'll just find*
* a place to hide while eating!*
**[08:29] ---**
*The fresh grass looks just so wonderful!*
**[08:36] ---**
*They munched it all away!*
**[08:38] ---**
Is that you, little dragon?
**[08:40] ---**
Did your animal trainer lock you here?
**[08:50] ---**
Dig in, there's plenty.
**[08:51] ---**
* This is bliss!*
* I love how nice the children here are!*
**[08:54] ---**
* And with Lingzi away,*
* I can eat to my heart's content!*
**[08:58] ---**
Great evil dragon, are you there?
**[09:03] ---**
Great evil dra...
**[09:07] ---**
* Shoot! She won't be able to stand*
* her image of me being shattered!*
**[09:11] ---**
*What to do now?!*
**[09:16] ---**
"Meh"?
**[09:19] ---**
Oh no.
**[09:20] ---**
No matter how tired I am,
**[09:22] ---**
it's too rude to mistake *a sheep
*for the great evil dragon...
**[09:27] ---**
No wonder he urges me
to get a rest all the time.
**[09:31] ---**
That must be to avoid accidents like these.
**[09:31] ---**
*Is she trying to convince herself*
**[09:34] ---**
so that her image of me doesn't fall apart?
**[09:41] ---**
No, that's for him.
**[09:43] ---**
I've hardly eaten
and now they ate it up again!
**[09:48] ---**
I really wish all of that grass was mine.
**[09:52] ---**
*There, found it! There it is!*
**[09:56] ---**
*Man, that wasn't easy.*
**[09:59] ---**
* It was just in the blink of an eye,*
* but I noticed!*
**[10:03] ---**
*I'm gonna add some oil to the fire.*
**[10:06] ---**
* Evil dragon, do you feel*
* the darkness in side you?*
**[10:09] ---**
* Let out the desires that you've been*
* holding back so long!*
**[10:13] ---**
* Remember the darkest deed*
* you have ever done in your life.*
**[10:17] ---**
* Then multiply that emotion by 100*
* and set all of that free!*
**[10:24] ---**
*My... darkest deed.*
**[10:28] ---**
* It's true. Old me has committed*
* a despicable act in the past.*
**[10:33] ---**
* Back then, several thousand years ago,*
* when I found that fruit tree.*
**[10:38] ---**
* With its fruit looking*
* so irresistibly delicious.*
**[10:42] ---**
*Then I just... Old me really did...*
**[10:47] ---**
*That's right. Go on, keep talking.*
**[10:50] ---**
* ... pick all the fruit away*
* not leaving a single one for others!*
**[10:55] ---**
Yeah, that's how I am!
An evil and egoistic dragon!
**[10:59] ---**
Hey, no, don't quarrel.
**[10:59] ---**
Get lost! The grass is mine and mine alone!
**[11:05] ---**
The grass is for OLD ME!
**[11:07] ---**
Away! Get lost already!
**[11:10] ---**
*Are you kidding? I brought out
his dark side and yet he loses *to sheep*?!*
**[11:18] ---**
*What just happened?*
**[11:20] ---**
I'm sorry little dragon.
**[11:22] ---**
You must still be hungry.
The sheep ate everything away.
**[11:27] ---**
Er, don't worry, it's fine.
**[11:29] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[11:30] ---**
The big dragon outside of town
hasn't eaten either.
**[11:34] ---**
Let's invite him and go
to the grass field to eat together.
**[11:37] ---**
What? A big dragon?
# E11 - Instinct
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN8WVG/instinct)
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**[01:30] ---**
I am the mighty king of the storm!...
The cute little dragon...
**[01:34] ---**
You foolish humans!...
Please, play with me...
**[01:39] ---**
So that is the dragon Lingzi played with?
**[01:42] ---**
Yes. Yesterday he played
with miss animal trainer,
**[01:46] ---**
and then he flew kinda staggeringly
out of town, mumbling weird things.
**[01:51] ---**
I thought he was your colleague, is he not?
**[01:53] ---**
*So that "cute little dragon"
Lingzi was talking about really *did* exist.*
**[01:57] ---**
Oh, yes, right, he is.
He's a colleague from the circus.
**[02:01] ---**
We have a few things to discuss,
how about you go home first?
**[02:05] ---**
Okay, bye you two.
Can't wait to see your show!
**[02:10] ---**
Get home safely.
**[02:17] ---**
*So now old me shall...*
**[02:21] ---**
Excuse me, Mr. Dragon.
**[02:23] ---**
Old me heard you got into
a little conflict with Lingzi.
**[02:26] ---**
If she has caused you any inconvenience,
I will be sure to scold her at home.
**[02:29] ---**
I shall bring her here to apologi...
**[02:32] ---**
You know that girl?!
**[02:36] ---**
If so, I will take you in her stead!
**[02:41] ---**
Oh, no! Forgive me!
Please don't eat me!
**[02:43] ---**
Please play with me.
**[02:47] ---**
* Lingzi must've caused him*
* quite some mental damage.*
**[02:52] ---**
Okay, fine, I got it.
Old me will take you along to play.
**[02:59] ---**
Play with me, please I want to play.
**[03:05] ---**
You useless bum, how can you
let a human destroy your mind like that!
**[03:09] ---**
Xu, what are you scheming?
**[03:13] ---**
In this mental state
you won't be able to fend me off.
**[03:17] ---**
No, you don't understand the situation!
Don't do anything stupid!
**[03:20] ---**
I will lure out the real you!
**[03:26] ---**
N-No, don't!
**[03:35] ---**
I...
**[03:37] ---**
I am the ruler of the sky
and the wild winds!
**[03:40] ---**
Now you're doing *that* again.
**[03:42] ---**
Just what on earth
did Lingzi do to you?
**[03:49] ---**
You really attacked me?
Are you insane?! Wait, no...
**[03:52] ---**
*No, he's not as he was before.*
**[03:53] ---**
* Old me has a feel for*
* ill-intentions towards me.*
**[03:56] ---**
*His eyes right now tell me...*
**[03:59] ---**
*he really wants to bump me off!*
**[04:02] ---**
*H-Help!*
**[04:04] ---**
Lingzi, hurry! Come save me!
**[04:18] ---**
The many delicacies
made me arrive three seconds late.
**[04:22] ---**
Please forgive me, great evil dragon.
**[04:24] ---**
Oh boy. Why?
Why did you have to attack old me
**[04:30] ---**
and bring things *this* far?
**[04:40] ---**
*It is just as I assumed.*
**[04:42] ---**
* The strongest human*
* in this town is this little girl.*
**[04:47] ---**
* Come to think of it, her powers didn't*
* seem to stem from that useless dragon.*
**[04:53] ---**
*I shouldn't have stuck with the saint.*
**[04:55] ---**
* Thereby I missed the chance*
* to possess the girl before.*
**[04:59] ---**
*And that contact just now was too short.*
**[05:02] ---**
* I need to provoke a chance for her*
* to touch the dragon longer.*
**[05:06] ---**
I am the ruler of the skies
and the wild winds!
**[05:10] ---**
The mightiest ruler of all,
only beaten once, by you tiny brat!
**[05:15] ---**
And now is my time to take revenge!
**[05:18] ---**
Even if it is equal to suicide,...
**[05:20] ---**
I will put all my strength into this blow
and *scratch you where it tickles*!
**[05:26] ---**
* In all 5,000 years, old me has*
* never heard words of such cruelty.*
**[05:35] ---**
*No, stop it, Xu!*
**[05:37] ---**
*Shut up, useless bum!*
**[05:39] ---**
*Just shut up and be my obedient tool.*
**[05:44] ---**
Lingzi please hold back a little.
Don't destroy the city!
**[05:48] ---**
Understood!
**[06:03] ---**
No... you idiot, don't...
**[06:08] ---**
Well done, Lingzi.
Now let's apologize togeth...
**[06:12] ---**
Lingzi?
**[06:17] ---**
With your powers,
**[06:18] ---**
I can rule not only Selinanen,
but even the whole world!
**[06:25] ---**
Now let me see.
Show me the dark side inside of you!
**[06:50] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[07:01] ---**
How can that be?!
**[07:02] ---**
Why is there a darkness in her heart,
so strong that it devours everything else?!
**[07:08] ---**
Hasn't she always listened
to that useless dragon obediently?!
**[07:26] ---**
Daddy! Daddy!
**[07:30] ---**
Please, open the door!
My daddy's still outside!
**[07:35] ---**
Daddy!
**[07:37] ---**
Daddy!
**[08:05] ---**
Lingzi, what's wrong?
**[08:12] ---**
Lingzi!
**[08:26] ---**
Lingzi, are you out of your mind?
You almost had old me killed!
**[08:36] ---**
* Seems like she didn't just*
* hit old me with this blow.*
**[08:42] ---**
What's going on, Mr. Lizard?
I felt a wave of strong magic power.
**[08:47] ---**
Uh... well...
**[08:53] ---**
Is that...
**[08:54] ---**
Lingzi?!
**[09:01] ---**
General Ailianti!
**[09:03] ---**
So my greatest fear has come true.
**[09:13] ---**
What's going on here?
**[09:15] ---**
Lingzi has turned into
a full-fledged demon.
**[09:18] ---**
A demon?
**[09:19] ---**
She had strong demonic powers
sleeping inside her.
**[09:22] ---**
However, her will is strong.
**[09:24] ---**
Due to her good nature,
these powers could be sealed inside her.
**[09:28] ---**
But now someone has broken that seal
and the powers are taking her over,
**[09:32] ---**
making her a monster
only acting on her most basic instincts.
**[09:36] ---**
What?!
**[09:37] ---**
Lingzi's basic instinct is...
**[09:39] ---**
Saint! You shall never be forgiven!
**[09:43] ---**
For your countless acts of disrespect
towards the great evil dragon
**[09:46] ---**
you deserve to die!
**[09:49] ---**
I will take your life!
**[09:51] ---**
What?! Why the heck is that?!
**[09:53] ---**
Why of all things
is it her instinct to kill me?!
**[09:54] ---**
Well, such a weird obsession
*does* suit her character, though.
**[09:59] ---**
I'm impressed. The rumors did not lie,
great saint of Selianen.
**[10:04] ---**
You must've seen this coming
and provoked Lingzi on purpose
**[10:06] ---**
in order to save the city
with your sacrifice.
**[10:11] ---**
Please! Stop kidding and save me already!
**[10:15] ---**
What happened there?
**[10:16] ---**
What's that monster?
**[10:22] ---**
Watch out!
**[10:31] ---**
It's dangerous here,
you citizens should leave!
**[10:34] ---**
She's right, let's get outta here!
**[10:37] ---**
Our great saint will protect us for sure!
**[10:42] ---**
* If only they knew their great saint*
* is fear-struck and unable to move.*
**[10:46] ---**
H-Help me! Please save me!
**[10:53] ---**
* But luckily the reliable*
* general Ailianti is with us.*
**[10:57] ---**
*She surely will save us from this situation.*
**[11:01] ---**
RUN!
**[11:03] ---**
What, are you leaving her to herself?!
**[11:05] ---**
How am I supposed to fight
such a ridiculous power!
**[11:09] ---**
But...
**[11:11] ---**
Don't give me buts!
Didn't you want to get rid of her anyway?
**[11:14] ---**
*Well, she's right about that...*
**[11:17] ---**
* Isn't this the chance*
* old me has been waiting for all along?*
**[11:20] ---**
* And now that Lingzi is so powerful,*
* she won't be harmed by anyone.*
**[11:26] ---**
*That's right.*
**[11:27] ---**
*She'll manage on her own.*
**[11:30] ---**
Lingzi will...
**[11:37] ---**
What? Why're you stopping?!
# E12 - The Rescue
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV8X3E/the-rescue)
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**[00:21] ---**
RUN!
**[00:23] ---**
What, are you leaving her to herself?!
**[00:25] ---**
How am I supposed to fight
such a ridiculous power!
**[00:29] ---**
But...
**[00:31] ---**
Don't give me buts!
Didn't you want to get rid of her anyway?
**[00:39] ---**
What? Why're you stopping?!
**[00:46] ---**
Don't stop, Mr. Lizard!
**[00:48] ---**
If you don't run away, it'll be too late!
**[00:51] ---**
*Lingzi...*
**[00:58] ---**
*Great evil dragon, please eat me!*
**[01:06] ---**
I can't leave Lingzi alone!
**[01:09] ---**
Mr. Lizard!
**[01:13] ---**
Idiot! Come back quickly!
**[01:17] ---**
* For 5000 years, every time there's danger,*
* I've always protected myself first.*
**[01:22] ---**
* But this time, I will no*
* longer choose to escape!*
**[02:43] ---**
*I'm sorry, Lingzi.*
**[02:46] ---**
*I couldn't protect you.*
**[02:55] ---**
Hey, smelly dragon! How long
are you going to play dead for?
**[03:00] ---**
I'm not dead?
**[03:01] ---**
Or do you think we're ghosts?
**[03:04] ---**
What about Lingzi?
**[03:07] ---**
Lingzi!
**[03:09] ---**
She hasn't shown any signs of waking up.
**[03:11] ---**
What?
**[03:12] ---**
And her killing intent
is becoming more obvious.
**[03:20] ---**
So we can only retreat now?
**[03:22] ---**
No! Thanks to you, there is now a solution.
**[03:26] ---**
Great! Thank goodness for
reliable people like you.
**[03:33] ---**
Grit your teeth for me!
**[03:52] ---**
What... are you doing?
**[03:56] ---**
I was right.
**[03:58] ---**
Even though she has begun to transform,
**[03:59] ---**
in her heart, you are still the
invincible great evil dragon.
**[04:03] ---**
So her attacks have no effect on you.
**[04:09] ---**
Even so, don't use me as a shield!
**[04:12] ---**
And this doesn't solve the problem,
as it doesn't make Lingzi wake up!
**[04:16] ---**
I have a new plan.
**[04:19] ---**
What are you doing to do now?!
**[04:22] ---**
The current situation shows that there's
still a trace of humanity in Lingzi's heart.
**[04:26] ---**
It's obvious you're the one who
can break through to her humanity,
**[04:29] ---**
omnipotent great evil dragon!
**[04:33] ---**
If you can get through to Lingzi,
you might be able to wake her up.
**[04:37] ---**
These are your speculations!
**[05:10] ---**
I'm scared to death...
**[05:11] ---**
Are you hurt?
**[05:13] ---**
Looks like there's a flaw in the plan.
**[05:15] ---**
A flaw? I almost died!
**[05:18] ---**
Although her attacks have no effect on you,
**[05:20] ---**
your current size means that
you'll be blown down by the wind.
**[05:23] ---**
Looks like we can only
use the original plan...
**[05:26] ---**
Sacrifice the holy saint, and let
others take the opportunity to escape.
**[05:31] ---**
Don't joke at a time like this!
**[05:33] ---**
I don't wanna die!
**[05:43] ---**
Oh no, Lingzi's dragon
transformation has continued!
**[05:46] ---**
If this goes on, she'll get
to the point of no return.
**[06:05] ---**
*Lingzi...*
**[06:10] ---**
General Ariante.
**[06:13] ---**
If I get back to my original size, I
won't be afraid of the wind, right?
**[06:17] ---**
In theory, yes, but Lingzi is in
the air, how are you going to...
**[06:21] ---**
I have a plan.
**[06:22] ---**
But I need some time to prepare.
**[06:24] ---**
Until then, I hope you can stall Lingzi.
**[06:27] ---**
I'll definitely save her!
**[06:38] ---**
Since we don't have a better
plan, let's do as you say.
**[06:42] ---**
This is my mount.
**[06:43] ---**
If your plan fails, get on it
and escape to Perdonna for help.
**[06:46] ---**
It's very strong and should
be able to carry both of you.
**[06:49] ---**
It's very strong...
**[06:52] ---**
I'll do my best to stall Lingzi until then.
**[06:55] ---**
Thank you, General Ariante.
**[06:58] ---**
Holy saint, help me out.
**[07:01] ---**
That's right.
**[07:03] ---**
Just like before, quickly absorb
the rejuvenation potion.
**[07:19] ---**
Looks like trying to stall you isn't easy!
**[07:35] ---**
When it comes to fighting,
you have a ways to go!
**[07:38] ---**
Okay, you can stop.
**[07:41] ---**
This should be enough.
**[07:43] ---**
*Next...*
**[07:46] ---**
Wow, the shape of that wing is perfect!
**[07:49] ---**
It's just like it was made for me!
**[07:52] ---**
Hey, General Ariante!
**[07:54] ---**
Can you please draw Lingzi
towards that direction?
**[07:59] ---**
I can't believe you're giving up the
advantage of aerial combat and blindly attacking.
**[08:02] ---**
Looks like you've already
completely lost your mind!
**[08:06] ---**
I won't lose to you in a sword fight!
**[08:16] ---**
*I've done everything I can.*
**[08:23] ---**
A little bit to the left!
**[08:31] ---**
Okay, this angle is good enough.
**[08:33] ---**
Holy saint, let go!
**[08:44] ---**
Lingzi!
**[08:52] ---**
Go, Mr. Lizard!
**[09:00] ---**
*Lingzi!*
**[09:02] ---**
*Wake up for me!*
**[09:15] ---**
*Monsters!*
**[09:16] ---**
* So you are pretending to be*
* human, and messed up the ship!*
**[09:19] ---**
*That's right!*
**[09:20] ---**
*What? I had no idea.*
**[09:23] ---**
*I didn't do anything!*
**[09:26] ---**
*Lingzi.*
**[09:27] ---**
*Daddy.*
**[09:28] ---**
*I didn't do anything.*
**[09:31] ---**
*It's okay. I know...*
**[09:35] ---**
*...that you protected everyone.*
**[09:39] ---**
*Sometimes, you're a clumsy child.*
**[09:42] ---**
* You might encounter*
* misunderstandings like this.*
**[09:47] ---**
*But...*
**[09:49] ---**
*sooner or later, you'll meet someone...*
**[09:54] ---**
*who will be kind to you.*
**[10:08] ---**
Are you awake, Lingzi?
**[10:17] ---**
I'm clumsy, I can only just about
help you tie it up like this.
**[10:22] ---**
Thank you, great evil dragon.
**[10:27] ---**
You've caused a lot of trouble
for others this time.
**[10:31] ---**
Come with me to apologize in a moment.
**[10:33] ---**
Yes, great evil dragon.
**[10:35] ---**
Don't worry! The city
center wasn't destroyed.
**[10:38] ---**
The festival can still go ahead as scheduled!
**[10:41] ---**
* Still holding the festival*
* despite it being like this?*
**[10:44] ---**
The people of Selianen
are extremely optimistic.
**[10:47] ---**
Nothing can stop the
festival from being held!
**[10:50] ---**
You should stay and participate!
**[10:53] ---**
Fine.
**[10:55] ---**
It looks like I won't be
able to make it back today.
**[10:58] ---**
*Humans are so diverse.*
**[11:00] ---**
* No matter what happens, they don't*
* run away, and calmly face it.*
**[11:06] ---**
* This is something I've never experienced in*
* the 5000 years that I was in the mountains.*
**[11:13] ---**
Lingzi, take it easy and
relax at the festival.
**[11:16] ---**
Enjoy the festive atmosphere!
**[11:19] ---**
Yes!
**[11:20] ---**
I understand that you want to stay.
**[11:23] ---**
I will enjoy the festival
as you have instructed,
**[11:26] ---**
and then at the climax of the festival...
**[11:29] ---**
I'll announce your dominion over Selianen!
**[11:32] ---**
Rejected!
**[11:34] ---**
When will you understand what I'm saying?
**[11:37] ---**
* It looks like I can't get rid*
* of my "great evil dragon" name!*
**[11:41] sign**
Come on, everyone!
Repair everything before the festival!
**[11:48] sign**
All the humans in
Selianen worship me!
I'm amazing!
**[11:54] sign**
I see her!
She's the female warrior
who saved Selianen!
**[12:00] sign**
Our savior!
Our heroine!
**[12:20] sign**
Why...
Shouldn't everyone
be worshiping me?
**[12:23] sign**
Let our heroine
say something!
**[12:31] sign**
I wanna eat
that roast gluten!
**[12:31] sign**
So moved!
Our heroine wants
to eat roast gluten!
**[12:39] sign**
This hairband?
**[12:39] sign**
By the way, it seems
you weren't wearing it
the first time I saw you
in the mountains.
**[12:44] sign**
It's a souvenir from my father.
I was worried that you'd hate this thing,
so I removed it on purpose
before the sacrifice.
**[12:48] sign**
If you hate it,
I'll take it off.
**[12:48] sign**
I didn't mean it like that!
**[12:52] sign**
Listen, Lingzi. Since
it's an important present
from your father,
you must take care of it!
**[12:56] sign**
Don't lose it again because
you lose control of your emotions!
Do you understand?
**[13:11] sign**
Thank you very much!