E8 - Cheap Theatrics and Melodrama

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[00:08] (Flashback) Keiya
    Aren't I better at this than Mikio-san?
[00:14] Isaku
    I really thought he was going to kiss me.
[00:21] (Flashback) Isaku
    Why do you have Romeo's lines memorized?
[00:24] (Flashback) Keiya
    I remember them because I wanted to play him.
[00:27] (Flashback) Keiya
    If you're trying your best for the culture
    festival, I'll do my best not to interfere.
[00:34] Isaku
    What would've happened if he had kissed me?
[00:44] (Flashback) Mikio
    My, my!
[00:46] (Flashback) Mikio
    I come back to get my phone,
    and look what I see!
[00:50] (Flashback) Mikio
    Am I interruptin'?
[00:52] Isaku
    N-No. We were just about to leave.
[00:56] Mikio
    Are you two sleepin' together?
[00:59] Isaku
    N-No, we're not! Why would you ask that?
[01:02] Mikio
    Come on, weren't you, like,
    nuzzling two seconds ago?
[01:08] Isaku
    He must've been watching for a while.
[01:11] Isaku
    I thought I'd get kissed, but...
[01:14] Isaku
    No. We were just rehearsing for the play.
[01:21] Isaku
    What's with you?!
[01:23] Mikio
    Really?
[01:33] Keiya
    Yes, really.
[01:35] Mikio
    Oh? Well, that's boring.
[01:39] Keiya
    Here's your phone.
[01:41] Mikio
    Thanks.
[01:48] Keiya
    Let's go, Isaku-san.
SIGN    EPISODE 8
SIGN    CHEAP THEATRICS AND MELODRAMA
[03:43] Satonaka
    Hey, Romeo and Juliet!
[03:46] Isaku
    Yes?
[03:48] Satonaka
    The costume design is done. Take a look.
[03:52] Isaku
    Wow, that's really cute!
[03:54] Satonaka
    We might change a few little details.
[03:57] Satonaka
    This one is Romeo.
[03:59] Isaku
    Romeo's is great, too.
[04:02] Satonaka
    What do you think, Tanuki-kun?
[04:04] Mikio
    Hmm? Doesn't matter to me.
[04:07] Isaku
    Don't be silly. It's the
    costume you're gonna wear!
[04:12] Ando
    How're the costumes? Pretty sweet, right?
[04:16] Isaku
    Ando-san, Katsuki-san.
[04:18] Isaku
    Yeah, they're great.
[04:21] Satonaka
    I showed them earlier,
    since they're the directors.
[04:23] Ando
    Okay, we'll call these more or less final.
[04:26] Ando
    Now we gotta get the materials.
[04:28] Katsuki
    There's a fabric store in
    the shopping arcade, right?
[04:31] Satonaka
    Would they have stuff that fits this image?
[04:34] Isaku
    I-It's exciting to all work
    together to create something, huh?
[04:39] Ando
    Yep.
[04:41] Ando
    The people doing the props,
    the set pieces, the lighting, the music,
[04:44] Ando
    plus the other actors...
[04:46] Katsuki
    They weren't exactly eager at first,
[04:48] Katsuki
    but they're getting more and more into it!
[04:52] Ando
    Yeah, and the different teams
    are getting more in sync!
[04:55] Isaku
    I can't wait to see how it all turns out.
[04:59] Ando
    Okay, actors! Back to rehearsal!
[05:03] R&J Cast
    Okay!
[05:06] Mikio
    Poor you, not gettin' to see
    Kei-chan in the Romeo costume.
[05:14] Isaku
    He's instigating again. Stay calm, Isaku.
[05:19] Isaku
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why Keiya?
[05:22] Mikio
    You're so transparent.
[05:25] Isaku
    You are sleepin' together, aren't you?
[05:28] Isaku
    I told you, no.
[05:30] Mikio
    So you've got a one-sided crush?
[05:38] Mikio
    Bingo.
[05:41] Mikio
    Kei-chan's overprotectiveness
    distracted me from noticin' earlier.
[05:45] Isaku
    Listen, please don't tell Keiya.
[05:49] Mikio
    Pretty sure he already knows.
[05:51] Isaku
    Seriously, don't tell him!
[05:53] Mikio
    Hmm, not sure I wanna promise that...
[05:56] Mikio
    Isaku-chan wears it on her sleeve,
    but what does Kei-chan think?
[06:03] Satonaka
    Uto-kun, we'll measure your waist next.
[06:10] (Flashback) Isaku
    Why do you have Romeo's lines memorized?
[06:14] (Flashback) Keiya
    I remember them because I wanted to play him.
[06:17] (Flashback) Keiya
    If you're trying your best for the culture
    festival, I'll do my best not to interfere.
[06:24] Keiya
    I should never have said that.
[06:30] Mikio
    Kei-chan's lookin' this way!
[06:34] Mikio
    Give him a wave!
[06:36] Isaku
    Cut it out!
[06:37] Mikio
    Why?
[06:39] Ando
    Uto-kun, you don't mind?
[06:41] Keiya
    Hmm? Mind what?
[06:42] Ando
    Um, those two...
[06:45] Katsuki
    More like just Tanuki-kun.
[06:58] Isaku
    I'm so tired. Being around
    Mikio-san is exhausting.
[07:05] Isaku
    It's fine during rehearsal,
    but when we're on break...
[07:11] Isaku
    Hey, are you listening?
[07:12] Keiya
    I'm listening.
[07:15] Isaku
    Is he in a bad mood?
[07:20] Isaku
    Your cigarette reeks.
[07:23] Keiya
    You shouldn't let down
    your guard and trust him.
[07:27] Isaku
    Huh?
[07:29] Keiya
    We have no idea what he's
    thinking—or what he might do.
[07:37] Isaku
    I haven't let down my guard.
[07:43] Keiya
    If you say so. You do let
    people steer you pretty easily, though.
[07:47] Isaku
    Excuse me?
[07:50] Mikio
    Tell me, what is it you like about Kei-chan?
[07:56] Isaku
    Keep your voice down!
    I told you, it's a secret!
[08:00] Isaku
    And why should I tell you that, anyway?
[08:01] Mikio
    Hey, everybody!
[08:03] Mikio
    Isaku-chan here actually has a yakuza—
[08:07] Isaku
    I'm sorry!
[08:10] Mikio
    Is it his face? He is a looker.
[08:16] Isaku
    I-I mean, I do like his face...
[08:21] Isaku
    but...
[08:23] Isaku
    I also like his voice,
    and I guess his hands too?
[08:28] Isaku
    I've loved him since
    the moment I met him, I think.
[08:34] Isaku
    He's always been the one
    closest to me, listening to me.
[08:40] Isaku
    Putting it into words like this
    makes me love Keiya even more.
[08:59] Isaku
    Keiya?
[09:10] Ando & Katsuki
    Tanuki-kun!
[09:12] Fujita & Harasaki
    Our sword!
[09:14] Ando & Katsuki
    T-Tanuki-kun!
[09:17] Fujita & Harasaki
    O-Our sword...
[09:24] Keiya
    How was that performance, Directors?
[09:27] Ando
    Say what?
[09:30] Isaku
    What the hell are you doing?
[09:35] Keiya
    I couldn't take it any more.
[09:37] Isaku
    Why at that moment?!
    And you promised not to interfere!
[09:42] Keiya
    But, Isaku-san, you...
[09:45] Isaku
    What did I do?
[09:50] Keiya
    Appreciate my efforts, please.
[09:52] Isaku
    Excuse me?
[09:53] Keiya
    I've endured as best I could so far.
[09:55] Keiya
    I can't keep being good unless you
    encourage me with a pat on the head.
[09:58] Isaku
    Says the prop-destroyer.
[10:02] Isaku
    Should I humor him for now
    to smooth things over?
[10:06] Isaku
    I honestly found
    what he did cathartic, but...
[10:10] Isaku
    I already knew what
    Keiya's like and what he'd do,
[10:13] Isaku
    and I didn't jump in to help,
    so maybe I'm partly responsible.
[10:20] Isaku
    You're hopeless.
[10:36] Isaku
    Good boy.
[10:42] Isaku
    Huh?
[10:44] Isaku
    Was that not it?
[11:04] Isaku
    Keiya!
[11:08] Isaku
    Jeez, my skirt flipped up.
[11:18] Isaku
    Don't sniff me!
[11:37] Isaku
    Okay, all done.
[11:39] Keiya
    It's not enough.
[11:40] Keiya
    It's rare for you to be the one
    initiating things. I want more.
[11:45] Isaku
    Hey, done means done.
[11:47] Keiya
    Aw.
[11:48] Isaku
    Pouting won't work.
[11:50] Isaku
    We'll go back,
    and you'll apologize to everyone.
[11:53] Keiya
    All right.
[11:57] Mikio
    Kei-chan obviously likes you back.
[12:04] Mikio
    I find destruction more
    exciting than creation.
[12:10] Mikio
    Man, my belly hurts.
[12:28] Katsuki
    Welcome back.
[12:29] Keiya
    Hello.
[12:30] Isaku
    That "hello" should've been "sorry."
[12:32] Ando
    Have you calmed down, Uto-kun?
[12:35] Keiya
    Yes. I'm sorry about before.
[12:38] Ando
    I see.
[12:40] Ando
    Well, Tanuki-kun is back
    from the nurse's office, too.
[12:44] Ando
    So? Why'd you fight?
[12:46] Keiya
    There was a pest on him,
[12:49] Keiya
    so I tried to shoo it away,
    but I accidentally swung too hard.
[12:53] Mikio
    Ain't he sweet? I just hate pests.
[12:57] Katsuki
    They're not even trying to sell the lie.
[13:00] Ando
    Look, you guys, we're in
    the middle of prepping for the festival.
[13:05] Ando
    Don't drag everyone down with your disputes.
[13:08] Ando
    Each person needs to cooperate
    for us to make this a success! Got that?
[13:14] Keiya
    Yes.
[13:15] Mikio
    Yep.
[13:16] Ando
    Okay, you two put the desks and chairs back.
[13:19] Katsuki
    Everyone else, back to rehearsal!
[13:25] Mikio
    Ha, the pest was me!
[13:29] Mikio
    So have you done it with Isaku-chan yet?
[13:33] Mikio
    Just jokin', I know you haven't.
[13:37] Mikio
    You're a player, but I guess
    you're inexperienced at love, huh?
[13:41] Mikio
    If you keep takin' your sweet time,
    some pest may make trouble, y'know.
[13:47] Keiya
    Sorry, did you say something to me?
[13:50] Mikio
    Wow, totally ignorin' me? Rude.
[13:54] Keiya
    Oh, I do apologize about before.
    That sword was light as a feather.
[14:00] Mikio
    So insincere!
[14:03] Katsuki
    Hey, you two, come over
    here when you're done.
[14:06] Keiya / Mikio
    Okay.
[14:10] Isaku
    Keiya!
[14:12] Isaku
    I should've asked before, but
    will you really be okay?
[14:16] Isaku
    Won't you get in trouble for doing
    something like that to Mikio-san?
[14:20] Keiya
    I'll be fine. Probably.
[14:23] Isaku
    "Probably."
[14:37] Ando
    Okay! Five days to showtime!
[14:40] Ando
    Today we'll do a full run-through!
[15:02] Isaku
    This dress is very cute.
[15:04] Satonaka
    Isaku-chan, strike a pose!
[15:06] Someone (Girl)
    Look this way!
[15:07] Someone Else (Girl)
    Over here!
[15:09] Isaku
    H-Huh?
[15:17] Ando
    You look every bit as
    beautiful as Olivia Hussey!
[15:21] Katsuki
    Totally! Wait, who's that?
[15:25] Isaku
    I'm a little embarrassed.
[15:29] Mikio
    Kei-chan, I don't wanna wear
    tight clothes! They're so confining!
[15:34] Keiya
    I see.
[15:40] Isaku
    Keiya looks good.
[15:48] Isaku
    I stared too long.
[16:05] Mikio
    Kei-chan, are you listening?
[16:12] Ando
    Juliet and Tybalt have
    a good atmosphere going!
[16:16] Katsuki
    She doesn't even notice Romeo.
[16:45] Ando
    So beautiful!
[16:46] Katsuki
    Perfection.
[16:48] Ando
    Okay, let's start from Juliet's scene!
[16:52] Katsuki
    Start whenever you're ready!
[16:56] Isaku
    O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
[17:05] Ando
    Okay, okay!
[17:08] Ando
    Hold on just a sec.
[17:11] Katsuki
    The visual is perfect...
[17:14] Ando
    Honestly, since I saw
    zero chance of her improving,
[17:17] Ando
    I gently told her she didn't need to force
    herself to play the role, but she said...
[17:23] (Flashback) Isaku
    Thank you for worrying about
    my feelings. But I'll be okay.
[17:29] (Flashback) Isaku
    Give me the Spartan treatment.
[17:32] (Flashback) Isaku
    I'll work hard and not give up!
[17:35] (Flashback) Ando
    I see, you're gonna work hard
    and not give up. That's so commendable...
[17:40] Ando
    So yeah.
[17:42] Katsuki
    I see.
[17:43] Ando
    Let's take that one more time!
[17:47] Isaku
    O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?!
[17:53] Ando
    Okay, that's a wrap for today!
[17:55] Katsuki
    Everyone can go home
    once they're done cleaning up.
[18:00] Ando / Katsuki
    Great work today!
[18:00] Yagi / Sato
    Great work today!
[18:03] Ando
    Uto-kun, Tanuki-kun, you two were amazing!
[18:07] Mikio
    V!
[18:09] Katsuki
    And, Isaku-chan...
[18:10] Isaku
    Yes?!
[18:13] Katsuki
    Mm-hmm.
[18:14] Isaku
    Huh? "Mm-hmm"?
[18:17] Ando
    Mm-hmm.
[18:18] Mikio
    Translation: "We gave up
    and accepted your bad acting."
[18:26] Isaku
    No way...
[18:28] Isaku
    I thought I'd improved a lot!
[18:33] Keiya
    Mikio-san, why would you say that?
[18:36] Keiya
    Isaku-san personified Juliet.
[18:39] Keiya
    The whole audience will be moved to tears.
[18:43] Mikio
    Such a straight face as you lie like crazy.
[18:47] Ando / Katsuki
    Uto Keiya: the man who lies like he breathes.
[18:51] Isaku
    I feel like Mikio-san
    is the one who's right...
[18:57] Mikio
    Your acting is as bland as a daikon!
[19:04] Mikio
    Tanukis never lie.
[19:08] Keiya
    Isaku-san, it's okay.
[19:11] Keiya
    It's just a cultural festival.
    Even if we fail, we won't die.
[19:14] Mikio
    You're not helpin', Kei-chan.
[19:18] Mikio
    She wants to make it a success!
[19:21] Isaku
    What do I do? The festival
    is just around the corner.
[19:26] Isaku
    Did all the others find
    my acting that terrible?
[19:33] Isaku
    If I don't do something, everyone's
    festival will be ruined because of me.
[19:39] Mikio
    Want me to stay late and rehearse with you?
[19:46] Isaku
    Yes, please!
[19:46] Keiya
    That won't be necessary.
[19:48] Isaku
    Why did you say that, Keiya?
[19:50] Keiya
    I have Romeo's lines memorized.
[19:52] Keiya
    You can practice with me.
[19:54] Isaku
    That won't work.
[19:55] Isaku
    Mikio-san is Romeo, so I have
    to get in sync with him.
[20:00] Keiya
    Sync?
[20:02] Mikio
    What she said. I'm Romeo!
[20:06] Mikio
    I have time now, so shall we just do it here?
[20:12] Keiya
    Let's get out of costume first.
[20:15] Mikio
    I'll go call Four-Eyes first.
[20:19] Isaku
    I'm sure Mikio-san is only doing
    this on a whim, but it's helpful.
[20:25] Mikio
    Yo, it's me.
[20:30] Isaku
    What's wrong, Keiya?
[20:32] Keiya
    It's nothing.
[20:35] Ando
    Okay, everyone, clean up quick!
[20:38] Katsuki
    We're going home. Will you be okay?
[20:41] Isaku
    Yes.
[20:46] Isaku
    Thank you for staying late.
[20:48] Mikio
    We're buddies. Don't sweat it.
[20:51] Keiya
    Let's go home.
[20:52] Keiya
    Right now. This moment.
[20:54] Mikio
    Kei-chan, you're such a pest.
[21:00] Isaku
    O Romeo, Romeo... Romeo, Romeo, Romeo...
[21:04] Mikio
    You sound like you're hexing someone.
[21:07] Mikio
    Your movements are stiff, too.
[21:09] Mikio
    Watch and learn.
[21:10] Mikio
    O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
[21:17] Mikio
    Like that.
[21:19] Isaku
    He's good.
[21:22] Mikio
    Okay, Isaku-chan. You try it.
[21:27] Isaku
    O-O Romeo...
[21:30] Mikio
    Your voice sounds too shy!
[21:33] Isaku
    O Romeo, Romeo!
[21:37] Mikio
    That's it!
[21:39] Mikio
    That's good.
[21:52] Mikio
    Don't move, Kei-chan.
[21:56] Mikio
    Or I'll cut Isaku-chan.
[21:59] Isaku
    What?
[22:00] Isaku
    What's happening?
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