# A Girl & Her Guard Dog
Isaku just wants to live a normal life. But as the granddaughter of a yakuza boss, that’s a pretty tall order. For years, it’s been difficult for Isaku to make friends and find love. So, she decides to enroll in a high school far from her hometown in hopes of a fresh start. But her plans take an unexpected turn when a worried member of the yakuza, Keiya, enrolls in the same school to protect her.
# Season 1
# E1 - SPRING AND BEGINNINGS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49E00/spring-and-beginnings)
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**[01:34] Isaku**
* My parents died in a car*
* accident when I was five.*
**[01:55] (Flashback) Tasuke**
Isaku, this is your home from now on.
**[02:00] Isaku**
*The one to take me in*
**[02:03] Isaku**
* was my grandfather Senagaki Tasuke,*
* boss of the Senagaki-gumi.*
**[02:08] Isaku**
*In other words, my grandpa is a yakuza,*
**[02:11] Isaku**
* and I ended up living as*
* "the boss's granddaughter."*
**[02:21] (Flashback) Tasuke**
This guy will be your caretaker.
**[02:29] (Flashback) Keiya**
Pleased to meet you,
Isaku-san. I'm Uto Keiya.
**[02:47] (Flashback) Isaku**
I don't wanna. I want Papa and Mama instead.
**[02:59] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your Papa and Mama.
**[03:03] (Flashback) Isaku**
Even though you're not old?
**[03:05] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your brother, too.
I'll be all of them for you.
**[03:09] (Flashback) Keiya**
We're all family here, even
if we're not related by blood.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll protect you forever.
**[03:21] Isaku**
* I'm sure those words were for*
* "the boss's granddaughter,"*
**[03:26] Isaku**
*but with them, he became my greatest support.*
**[03:30] Isaku**
* That was probably the moment*
* I started to love him.*
**[03:36] Girl 1**
There's my name!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 1 SPRING AND BEGINNINGS
**[03:37] Mom**
Congratulations!
**[03:39] Some Girl**
Yay!
**[03:39] Dad**
We'll have to celebrate tonight!
**[03:47] Tasuke**
How did the admissions announcement go?
**[03:50] Isaku**
I got in.
**[03:52] Tasuke**
Oh? I'm glad. Congratulations.
**[03:55] Tasuke**
I'm sure your parents are as happy as I am.
**[04:00] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[04:01] Keiya**
Pardon me.
**[04:04] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[04:05] Isaku**
Keiya?
**[04:06] Keiya**
How did the admissions announcement go?
**[04:09] Isaku**
I got in.
**[04:14] Keiya**
Congratulations.
**[04:17] Isaku**
Y-You're overly happy about it. Put me down.
**[04:21] Keiya**
Of course I'm happy!
**[04:23] Keiya**
You did good.
**[04:25] Keiya**
You were so little when we first met.
**[04:29] Keiya**
It makes me misty to think
you're heading to high school.
**[04:33] Keiya**
I practically raised you, after all.
**[04:38] Isaku**
I'm not your child, Keiya.
**[04:41] Keiya**
Not by blood, but I was being figurative.
**[04:44] Isaku**
That's not the issue—
**[04:45] Tasuke**
Otowa High School is quite far away, though.
**[04:50] Tasuke**
Wouldn't it be over an
hour from here by train?
**[04:53] Isaku**
That's why I chose it.
**[04:56] Tasuke**
What?
**[04:57] Isaku**
I want to have a normal
teenage life in high school.
**[05:02] Isaku**
I don't have any real friends,
because everyone's scared of us.
**[05:06] Isaku**
But that all changes now.
**[05:08] Isaku**
I'll do all the normal things:
**[05:10] Isaku**
make friends, do club and
school committee work, and...
**[05:17] Isaku**
I'll have a normal romance.
**[05:19] Isaku**
*Yes, I need to fall in love.*
**[05:22] Isaku**
*Boring, happy love.*
**[05:25] Isaku**
* Because a one-sided crush on a yakuza*
* can't lead to a bright future.*
***SIGN*** OTOWA
HIGH
SCHOOL
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[05:36] Isaku**
*I'm finally a high school student now.*
**[05:46] Katsuki**
The principal's speech took forever!
**[05:48] Ando**
Wanna go somewhere after school?
**[05:49] Boy 1**
Did you see that chick
in the class next door?
**[05:51] Boy 2**
Heck yeah.
**[05:52] Isaku**
*What now? Should I try to talk to someone?*
**[06:07] Isaku**
*It's a boy.*
**[06:09] Isaku**
Th-Thank...
**[06:14] Keiya**
Are you all right, Isaku-san?
**[06:16] Isaku**
Huh?
**[06:17] Isaku**
What are you *doing*?!
**[06:19] Isaku**
An old yakuza dude cosplaying
as a high schooler?
**[06:22] Isaku**
Is this some new scam?!
**[06:24] Keiya**
"Old"? I'm only 26.
**[06:26] Isaku**
That's *more* than old enough.
**[06:29] Keiya**
I was worried about you being
alone so far from home,
**[06:32] Keiya**
so I've decided to attend school with you.
**[06:35] Isaku**
Huh?
**[06:36] Keiya**
You're the patriarch's only granddaughter.
**[06:40] Isaku**
You can just see me to the
train station like before!
**[06:44] Keiya**
No. It's dangerous even inside the school.
**[06:50] Keiya**
Because there are boys here!
**[06:51] Isaku**
*Sorry, what?*
**[06:53] Keiya**
You said you wanted romance,
**[06:56] Keiya**
but you're too young for that, Isaku-san!
**[06:59] Keiya**
Men are wolves!
**[07:01] Keiya**
They only think with their other head.
**[07:03] Keiya**
Their sexy feelings are far, far, *far*
stronger than their loving feelings!
**[07:08] Isaku**
*What?!*
**[07:11] Keiya**
And so, to guard your body
from the boys' clutches,
**[07:16] Keiya**
I bribed the school to let me enroll.
**[07:19] Isaku**
Well, Grandpa won't—
**[07:21] Keiya**
I got his permission, of course.
**[07:24] Isaku**
He *gave* you *permission*?!
**[07:29] Isaku**
I absolutely do *not* want
to go to school with you,
**[07:33] Isaku**
so stay *far away* from me while you're here!
**[07:40] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Young Isaku**
Good morning, Mami-chan, Aika-chan.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mami**
You're in a yakuza family, right, Isaku-chan?
**[08:01] (Flashback) Aika**
My dad said they're bad guys.
**[08:07] (Flashback) Aika**
He said I can't play with you anymore.
**[08:11] Isaku**
* They're family to me, but other*
* people think they shouldn't exist.*
**[08:17] Isaku**
*Even Keiya...*
**[08:21] Isaku**
* My feelings have no outlet*
* because he learned that.*
**[08:32] Isaku**
*They've already formed groups.*
**[08:35] Isaku**
*I was only out of the room for a few minutes!*
***SIGN*** ALL ALONE
**[08:42] Isaku**
*I forget how to make friends.*
**[08:46] Isaku**
* I'll use my ultimate technique:*
* Pretend to Be Asleep.*
***SIGN*** Ultimate Technique!
Pretend to Be Asleep
**[08:50] Keiya**
You're not going to try to talk to anyone?
**[08:52] Keiya**
Hmm, I suppose I should act more
like a student than this...
**[08:57] Isaku**
I remember telling you to
keep your distance at school.
**[09:01] Keiya**
Isaku-san—no, that's too polite...
**[09:04] Keiya**
Senagaki!
**[09:06] Isaku**
*Don't* ignore me!
**[09:07] Boy 1**
You two seem close.
**[09:10] Boy 2**
She really is cute.
**[09:14] Isaku**
Um, I...
**[09:17] Isaku**
* They talked to me without blinking.*
* It's my chance make friends!*
**[09:22] Keiya**
That's right, we're close.
**[09:25] Keiya**
We're childhood friends.
**[09:27] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[09:28] Keiya**
We've been together *forever*, so we
know everything about each other.
**[09:34] Keiya**
I mean *everything*.
**[09:37] Keiya**
You wouldn't believe how close we are.
**[09:40] Keiya**
Oh, the name's Uto Keiya.
**[09:44] Keiya**
My specialty is torture.
**[09:46] Isaku**
*Hey! What are you saying?!*
**[09:48] Boy 1**
"Torture"?
**[09:50] Boy 2**
As in electric chair?
**[09:52] Keiya**
I don't need one of those.
**[09:54] Keiya**
A ballpoint pen works just fine.
**[09:56] Keiya**
Shall I tell you how I use it?
**[09:59] Isaku**
Cut it out!
**[10:02] Keiya**
I'm kidding.
**[10:04] Isaku**
That's not funny coming from you!
**[10:06] Boy 1**
Uh, so are you two...
**[10:10] Boy 2**
...weirdos?
**[10:12] Homeroom Teacher**
Okay, time to start homeroom!
**[10:15] Isaku**
*It's over. They want nothing to do with me.*
**[10:19] Isaku**
* There will be rumors about*
* "the two weirdos" in no time,*
**[10:23] Isaku**
*and we'll be shunned.*
**[10:25] Homeroom Teacher**
First, let's decide on our
class representatives.
**[10:29] Homeroom Teacher**
If you want to be a leader of our class,
**[10:32] Homeroom Teacher**
declare your candidacy by raising your hand!
**[10:36] Homeroom Teacher**
No? Nobody?
**[10:38] Isaku**
* "Class rep" does sound like*
* a solid teenager experience.*
**[10:42] Isaku**
* I could probably make some friends,*
* and I kinda want to try it...*
**[10:46] Isaku**
* But the weirdo thing broke my heart...*
* And I've got social anxiety...*
**[10:50] Keiya**
Senagaki-san and I volunteer.
**[10:54] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[10:55] Satonaka**
It's those two loud people.
**[10:57] Sato**
Wow, that guy's super hot.
**[10:59] Satonaka**
Doesn't he seem sorta adult?
**[11:01] Isaku**
*What?!*
**[11:05] Isaku**
What are you thinking?
**[11:08] Keiya**
You looked like you wanted to do it.
**[11:11] Isaku**
*Butt out!*
**[11:13] Homeroom Teacher**
Class reps, here's your first job:
**[11:17] Homeroom Teacher**
Get all the participants assigned
for our sports day, please.
**[11:22] Morikawa**
Do we all have to do it?
**[11:25] Satonaka**
I don't wanna!
**[11:27] Isaku**
*Should I chide them or something?*
**[11:31] Isaku**
E-E-Everyone, um...
**[11:35] Keiya**
Okay, everyone, face front.
Time to decide who'll be in which event.
**[11:41] Satonaka**
Is there a point to this?
I hate getting sweaty.
**[11:46] Keiya**
But it might be a chance for us
all to become friends, right?
**[11:49] Keiya**
At least, I'd like to be friends
with you, Satonaka-san.
**[11:53] Satonaka**
Wait, you know my name already?
**[11:57] Keiya**
I memorized everyone's.
**[12:00] Keiya**
Recognition makes people happy, right?
**[12:05] Keiya**
It's a little thing, but I value it.
**[12:08] Isaku**
*Who even are you?*
**[12:10] Keiya**
Morikawa, let's do basketball together.
**[12:13] Keiya**
You're tall, and you look
like Michael Jordan, so...
**[12:17] Morikawa**
N-N-No I don't!
**[12:20] Yagi**
Uto-kun is kinda fun.
**[12:23] Sato**
He seems like a good guy. Plus he's hot.
**[12:26] Katsuki**
A little weird, though.
**[12:29] Keiya**
Senagaki-san, you take notes.
**[12:32] Isaku**
O-Okay.
**[12:34] Isaku**
*He's a crazy good actor...*
**[12:39] Keiya**
Senagaki-san, how about volleyball?
**[12:46] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[12:49] Isaku**
Don't come in without asking.
**[12:52] Keiya**
What's wrong? Are you sick?
**[12:55] Isaku**
Don't ignore me.
**[13:00] Isaku**
It hurts how bad I am at communicating.
**[13:04] Keiya**
Oh, come on, it's not
like that's anything new.
**[13:10] Isaku**
Hey. Ever heard of sugarcoating?
**[13:14] Isaku**
I couldn't do anything.
**[13:17] Isaku**
The 26-year-old yakuza who's got
nothing but his way with words
**[13:22] Isaku**
fit in right away, but I...
**[13:25] Keiya**
You left off the sugarcoating, too.
**[13:28] Isaku**
They called me a weirdo!
**[13:31] Keiya**
I'm sure they've already
forgotten about that.
**[13:34] Isaku**
That was your fault in the
first place. And it upsets me!
**[13:41] Isaku**
* I know. I know that my family isn't*
* the only reason I can't make friends.*
**[13:48] Isaku**
*It's partly my own fault.*
**[13:51] Isaku**
*I managed to go to a high school far away,*
**[13:53] Isaku**
*but I still...*
**[13:55] Keiya**
I don't think that's a bad thing.
**[13:58] Keiya**
The reason you get upset about
things other people don't,
**[14:03] Keiya**
list all the things you can't do,
**[14:05] Keiya**
and stop to overthink your every step
**[14:08] Keiya**
is because you're genuinely
trying to see yourself clearly.
**[14:13] Keiya**
I hope your daily life gets more fun
**[14:15] Keiya**
as you cry, and worry, and
sometimes be a little brave.
**[14:21] Keiya**
I'm on your side, Isaku-san.
**[14:38] Isaku**
Let me go.
**[14:41] Keiya**
No.
**[14:45] Keiya**
You're cute.
**[14:49] Isaku**
Sheesh!
**[14:50] Keiya**
Well, you are!
**[15:00] Isaku**
*Seriously, I'm such a child.*
**[15:04] Isaku**
*I always let my circumstances get me down.*
**[15:07] Isaku**
*Have I ever actually tried hard at anything?*
**[15:11] Isaku**
*I'm not even really sure how to try,*
**[15:14] Isaku**
*but if I take it one thing at a time...*
**[15:17] Isaku**
So, I'm gonna be on the
volleyball team on sports day.
**[15:22] Isaku**
But I've never really
played volleyball, so...
**[15:27] Isaku**
would you practice with me?
**[15:30] Luka/Kongo**
Yes, Miss!
**[15:32] Luka**
Practicing for a school event?
You're going above and beyond.
**[15:35] Isaku**
Everyone else on my team plays sports.
**[15:40] Isaku**
I don't wanna drag them down, and they
said they might as well play to win...
**[15:45] Isaku**
So I wanna do my best.
**[15:49] Luka/Kongo**
Yes, Miss!
**[15:50] Isaku**
Give it to me!
**[15:53] Isaku**
Ow.
**[15:54] Keiya**
You bastard!
**[15:56] Keiya**
What the hell was that?!
You let the ball hit Isaku-san!
**[16:02] Keiya**
Throw softly! Gently! Make
it easy for her to return!
**[16:06] Isaku**
That defeats the point of practicing!
**[16:08] Isaku**
Knock it off, Keiya!
**[16:11] Keiya**
I'll throw the ball.
**[16:13] Isaku**
No.
**[16:14] Isaku**
Keiya's too likely to go easy on me.
You, please, Luka and Kaoru-chan.
**[16:19] Luka**
On it.
**[16:20] Kongo**
Absolutely!
**[16:22] Isaku**
Keiya, you're the one who told
me to be brave and try things.
**[16:27] Keiya**
Ah, yes... I suppose I did...
**[16:30] Isaku**
So I want to do this right!
**[16:34] Luka/Kongo**
Here we go!
**[16:43] Katsuki**
Time for a break!
**[16:50] Katsuki**
Huh?
**[16:55] Katsuki**
Senagaki-san, you look all banged up.
**[16:58] Isaku**
Oh, um...
**[16:59] Ando**
You're right—look at those bruises!
**[17:01] Isaku**
I was practicing volleyball at home.
**[17:05] Katsuki; Ando; Kawasaki; Yagi; Sato**
What?!
**[17:07] Isaku**
* Maybe they're shocked at how*
* little practicing helped...*
**[17:11] Ando**
Senagaki-san, you must've worked really hard!
**[17:15] Isaku**
W-Well, I didn't get any better, but...
**[17:19] Isaku**
I thought if I could just not drag
you down, maybe we could win.
**[17:28] Katsuki**
Wanna shoot for victory, then?
**[17:32] Yagi**
Let's get together during
lunch breaks if we're free.
**[17:35] Ando**
Sure! Let's all work together, Senagaki-san.
**[17:40] Isaku**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Training Menu
***SIGN*** To Senagaki-san,
from Ando
**[17:47] Isaku**
*I want to try hard for them.*
**[17:50] Isaku**
* And I don't know how it'll*
* turn out, but if I do my best,*
**[17:55] Isaku**
* maybe Keiya will acknowledge*
* me a little, too.*
**[17:59] Isaku**
*As a full person, not just a child.*
**[18:02] Isaku**
*Maybe he'll feel...*
**[18:07] Katsuki**
Senagaki-san!
**[18:08] Isaku**
Okay!
**[18:11] Various**
Nice!
**[18:12] Various**
Go you!
**[18:13] Various**
Well done!
**[18:14] Someone**
Nice receive!
**[18:26] Isaku**
Hey!
**[18:30] Isaku**
I followed you because I saw your usual
"gonna have a smoke" walk, you dummy!
**[18:34] Isaku**
Don't smoke at school!
**[18:36] Keiya**
Who cares? I bribed my way here anyway.
**[18:39] Keiya**
And I'm a 26-year-old "old yakuza dude."
**[18:42] Isaku**
What's with you? Are you in a bad mood?
**[18:46] Keiya**
I see you're in a good mood.
**[18:48] Isaku**
Of course I am! We won the match!
**[18:52] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[18:57] Keiya**
Let's keep up the momentum this afternoon.
**[19:00] Isaku**
Right...
**[19:01] Various**
Go!
**[19:03] Various**
You can do it!
**[19:05] Isaku**
*If we win this match, we win the whole event.*
**[19:09] Ando**
Senagaki-san! Coming at you!
**[19:12] Isaku**
Okay!
**[19:17] Isaku**
*My finger hurts really bad. Like,* super *bad!*
**[19:23] Isaku**
*Should I tell someone?*
**[19:26] Isaku**
*The game's almost over, though...*
**[19:29] Katsuki**
One more point!
**[19:31] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[19:33] Isaku**
*We only need one more point. But...*
**[19:37] Katsuki**
Incoming!
**[19:41] Isaku**
*Keiya is watching.*
**[19:43] Isaku**
*If I can't use my hands...*
**[19:47] Isaku**
*then I'll just use my foot!*
**[19:53] Isaku**
*We got it...*
**[19:55] Ando**
Amazing, Senagaki-san! A foot play?!
**[19:58] Sato**
We did it!
**[20:00] Isaku**
Honestly, I was so caught up I
didn't know what I was doing...
***SIGN*** INFIRMARY
**[20:19] Isaku**
Wh-What did you think?
**[20:21] Keiya**
Hmm?
**[20:22] Isaku**
Of the game.
**[20:23] Keiya**
Game?
**[20:24] Isaku**
Of how I played!
**[20:28] Keiya**
Oh, right! It was great.
**[20:31] Keiya**
A truly thrilling game.
**[20:34] Isaku**
*He's not impressed by my heroism at all!*
**[20:39] Keiya**
You've been so energetic lately.
**[20:44] Keiya**
That makes me happy,
**[20:46] Keiya**
but realizing that you'll stop
needing me around makes me feel...
**[20:51] Keiya**
lonely.
**[20:53] Isaku**
*"Lonely"?*
**[20:55] Isaku**
Wh-What does that mean?
**[21:00] Keiya**
I wonder if this is that "when kids
break away from their parents" thing.
**[21:07] Isaku**
*Yeah, I figured this wouldn't be so easy...*
**[21:12] Isaku**
*But...*
**[21:14] Isaku**
That's backwards.
**[21:21] Isaku**
*I want to break away, but I can't.*
**[21:25] Isaku**
I can work hard because you're on my side.
**[21:30] Isaku**
*Keiya is still always the center of my world.*
**[21:42] Isaku**
What are you doing?
**[21:45] Keiya**
I'm glad.
**[21:54] Isaku**
*He's too cute. It's hopeless. I love him.*
**[21:59] Isaku**
* I can't break away. I just*
* keep getting more attached.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 2
MAIDENLY FEELINGS
AND PARENTAL FEELINGS
# E2 - MAIDENLY FEELINGS AND PARENTAL FEELINGS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU29XG3/maidenly-feelings-and-parental-feelings)
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**[00:01] Isaku**
* My parents died in a car*
* accident when I was five.*
**[00:13] (Flashback) Tasuke**
Isaku, this is your home from now on.
**[00:18] Isaku**
*The one to take me in*
**[00:20] Isaku**
* was my grandfather Senagaki Tasuke,*
* boss of the Senagaki-gumi.*
**[00:26] Isaku**
*In other words, my grandpa is a yakuza,*
**[00:28] Isaku**
* and I ended up living as*
* "the boss's granddaughter."*
**[00:34] (Flashback) Tasuke**
This guy will be your caretaker.
**[00:43] (Flashback) Keiya**
Pleased to meet you,
Isaku-san. I'm Uto Keiya.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Isaku**
I don't wanna. I want Papa and Mama instead.
**[01:03] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your Papa and Mama.
**[01:07] (Flashback) Isaku**
Even though you're not old?
**[01:09] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your brother, too.
I'll be all of them for you.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Keiya**
We're all family here, even
if we're not related by blood.
**[01:17] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll protect you forever.
**[01:28] Isaku**
*It's a boy.*
**[01:30] (Flashback) Isaku**
Th-Thank...
**[01:34] (Flashback) Isaku**
What are you *doing*?!
**[01:35] (Flashback) Isaku**
An old yakuza dude cosplaying
as a high schooler?
**[01:38] (Flashback) Isaku**
Is this some new scam?!
**[01:40] (Flashback) Keiya**
"Old"? I'm only 26.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Isaku**
That's more than old enough.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Keiya**
I was worried about you being
alone so far from home,
**[01:47] (Flashback) Keiya**
so I've decided to attend school with you.
**[01:51] (Flashback) Isaku**
Huh?
**[01:52] (Flashback) Keiya**
You're the patriarch's only granddaughter.
**[01:56] (Flashback) Isaku**
You can just see me to the
train station like before!
**[01:59] (Flashback) Keiya**
No. It's dangerous even inside the school.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Keiya**
Because there are boys here!
**[02:07] Isaku**
*Sorry, what?*
**[02:08] (Flashback) Keiya**
You said you wanted romance,
**[02:12] (Flashback) Keiya**
but you're too young for that, Isaku-san!
**[02:15] Isaku**
*What?!*
**[02:17] (Flashback) Keiya**
And so, to guard your body
from the boys' clutches,
**[02:23] (Flashback) Keiya**
I bribed the school to let me enroll.
**[02:26] (Flashback) Isaku**
Well, Grandpa won't—
**[02:27] (Flashback) Keiya**
I got his permission, of course.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Isaku**
He *gave* you *permission*?!
**[02:35] (Flashback) Isaku**
I absolutely do *not* want
to go to school with you,
**[02:40] (Flashback) Isaku**
so stay *far* away from me while you're here!
**[02:46] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san...
***SIGN*** MAIDENLY FEELINGS
AND PARENTAL FEELINGS
***SIGN*** EPISODE 2
**[04:24] Katsuki**
Senagaki-san.
**[04:26] Katsuki**
Bye-bye.
**[04:28] Ando**
See you.
***SIGN*** This story is a work of fiction. It has no relationship to real-world law.
**[04:29] Isaku**
Oh, um, goodbye.
**[04:34] Isaku**
* I'm so lucky to have classmates*
* who talk normally to me.*
**[04:40] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I'm going to the
bathroom, so please wait here.
**[04:45] Isaku**
You better not be sneaking
off to smoke again.
**[04:48] Keiya**
I'm telling the truth.
**[04:51] Tamaru**
Senagaki-san?
**[04:52] Isaku**
Yes?
**[04:54] Tamaru**
Sorry I startled you.
**[04:57] Tamaru**
We met at the class rep meeting,
but... maybe you don't remember?
**[05:01] Isaku**
Er, I-I'm sorry.
**[05:04] Tamaru**
Nah, don't worry about it.
We didn't talk then anyway.
**[05:08] Tamaru**
I'm Tamaru, from the next
class over. Nice to meet you.
**[05:11] Isaku**
I'm Senagaki Isaku.
**[05:13] Tamaru**
Listen, are you dating Uto-kun?
**[05:18] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[05:19] Isaku**
N-N-No, I am not!
**[05:22] Tamaru**
Oh. I figured you were, since
you're always together.
**[05:25] Isaku**
U-Um, w-we're like childhood friends!
**[05:28] Tamaru**
So you don't have a boyfriend?
**[05:30] Isaku**
N-No!
**[05:31] Tamaru**
Oh, good.
**[05:34] Tamaru**
Can I have your Insta, then?
**[05:36] Isaku**
I-Insta?
**[05:37] Tamaru**
Yeah, so I can follow you.
**[05:39] Isaku**
I do have an account, but I haven't
looked at it since I signed up.
**[05:43] Tamaru**
Huh? How do you chat with your friends, then?
**[05:46] Isaku**
My friends...
**[05:47] Isaku**
*don't exist.*
**[05:49] Isaku**
My family chats on LINE.
**[05:50] Tamaru**
Oh. Huh.
**[05:53] Tamaru**
Well, I'll teach you how to
use it, then. Tell me your ID.
**[06:02] Isaku**
Okay, here.
**[06:13] Yakuza 2**
What?!
**[06:14] Yakuza 2**
Another family attacking?!
**[06:15] Keiya**
It's murder time!
**[06:17] Yakuza 1**
K-Keiya-san!
**[06:18] Yakuza 2**
Hello, sir!
**[06:19] Yakuza 3**
Welcome back! But what's going on?
**[06:22] Keiya**
That guy is done for!
**[06:24] Yakuza 1**
"That guy"?
**[06:26] Yakuza 2**
Is it the Kodan-gumi?
**[06:27] Keiya**
No, it's Tamaru from the next class over!
**[06:30] Keiya**
That bastard exchanged
Insta IDs with Isaku-san.
**[06:33] Yakuza 1; 2; 3**
*Ah, it's about her.*
**[06:35] Yakuza 2**
Isaku-san chatting with a boy, eh?
**[06:37] Yakuza 3**
She's at that age. Good for her!
**[06:41] Keiya**
You think it's *good* for her?
**[06:43] Yakuza 3**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[06:49] Keiya**
*I need to end that relationship.*
**[07:02] Isaku**
*I love Keiya.*
**[07:04] Isaku**
* Not only am I not getting*
* over it, I'm falling further.*
**[07:17] [SONG] Caption**
Glad to be friends on here!
**[07:22] Isaku**
*I've never DMed with anyone before.*
**[07:25] [SONG] Tamaru & caption**
First DM!
***SIGN*** First DM!
**[07:27] [SONG] Caption**
I'm glad, too. But I don't
really take many photos...
I don't think I'll be good at this.
**[07:27] Isaku**
* I'm glad, too. But I don't*
* really take many photos...*
**[07:32] Isaku**
*I don't think I'll be good at this.*
**[07:35] [SONG] Caption**
It's OK! Plenty of people
on Insta don't post.
I'll help you use it.
**[07:35] Tamaru**
* It's OK! Plenty of people*
* on Insta don't post.*
**[07:39] Tamaru**
*I'll help you use it.*
**[07:41] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** Thank you.
**[07:43] [SONG] Tamaru & caption**
What are you up to?
***SIGN*** What are you up to?
**[07:45] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
I was doing my homework.
***SIGN*** I was doing my homework.
**[07:47] [SONG] Caption**
You're studious! I'd love
to know more about you.
What are your favorite foods?
**[07:47] Tamaru**
* You're studious! I'd love*
* to know more about you.*
**[07:51] Tamaru**
*What are your favorite foods?*
**[07:53] Isaku**
Foods?
**[07:54] [SONG] Tamaru & caption**
Any songs you listen to a lot?
***SIGN*** Any songs you listen to a lot?
**[07:57] Isaku**
* This kind of feels like*
* a "friends" conversation.*
**[08:01] Isaku**
*I wasn't sure this day would come for me.*
**[08:05] Isaku**
*If I can fall for this boy,*
**[08:09] Isaku**
*I'll probably be better off.*
**[08:33] Tamaru**
Hey, it's Senagaki-san.
**[08:35] Isaku**
T-Tamaru-kun!
**[08:37] Tamaru**
So, that album we were
DMing about yesterday—
**[08:43] Isaku**
Keiya?!
**[08:44] Tamaru**
What are you doing?
**[08:45] Keiya**
Cleaning the chalkboard
erasers. It's my turn today.
**[08:48] Tamaru**
Don't do it in the hallway.
**[08:49] Keiya**
Sorry, Tamaru-kun, I didn't see
you there. You're so short.
**[08:53] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[08:54] Tamaru**
You jerk!
**[08:55] Keiya**
What were you talking about with Isaku-chan?
**[08:58] Keiya**
What album?
**[09:00] Keiya**
Never mind, I'll ask Isaku-chan later.
**[09:03] Isaku**
Stop it.
**[09:04] Keiya**
Anyway, do me a favor and
walk away from her, okay?
**[09:08] Isaku**
Hey!
**[09:09] Keiya**
If you do, I'll hook you
up with another girl.
**[09:12] Isaku**
Cut it out!
**[09:16] Isaku**
What kind of "girl" do you
plan to hook him up with?!
**[09:19] Isaku**
*I did it again...*
**[09:22] Isaku**
*He must be so turned off.*
**[09:25] Isaku**
* He's gotta be thinking, "What*
* the hell is their deal?"*
**[09:29] Isaku**
I'm sorry this guy was rude to you.
**[09:34] Tamaru**
Uto-kun's pretty funny, huh?
Don't sweat it, Senagaki-san.
**[09:39] Isaku**
*He wasn't turned off.*
**[09:45] Isaku**
*Tamaru-kun sure posts lots of photos.*
**[09:50] Isaku**
*He's got a lot of friends.*
**[09:55] Isaku**
*Unlike! Unlike!*
**[09:59] Isaku**
Social media's exhausting...
**[10:02] [SONG] Tamura & caption**
Did you just like my pic? Why'd you unlike it?!
***SIGN*** Did you just like my pic? Why'd you unlike it?!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry, I was looking at your pics and liked it by accident.
**[10:07] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
I'm sorry, I was looking at your pics
and liked it by accident.
**[10:12] [SONG] Tamura & caption**
It's totally fine. I hope I see
pics of you soon, Senagaki-san!
**[10:12] Tamaru**
* It's totally fine. I hope I see*
* pics of you soon, Senagaki-san!*
**[10:17] Isaku**
H-Huh?!
**[10:19] [SONG] Tamura & caption**
I'll like the hell out of them!
***SIGN*** I'll like the hell out of them!
***SIGN*** But I don't know what I should upload...
**[10:22] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
But I don't know what I should upload...
**[10:25] [SONG] Tamura & caption**
Then let's go hang out somewhere and take pics together.
***SIGN*** Then let's go hang out somewhere and take pics together.
**[10:30] Isaku**
*Huh? Together?*
**[10:33] Isaku**
*Photos with friends...*
**[10:37] [SONG] Caption**
Yes, please...!
**[10:37] Isaku**
*Yes, please!*
**[10:38] [SONG] Caption**
I'm doing karaoke with friends
from another school next week.
Want to come?
**[10:39] Tamura**
* I'm doing karaoke with friends*
* from another school next week.*
**[10:41] Tamura**
*Want to come?*
**[10:43] Isaku**
K-Karaoke...
**[10:45] Isaku**
* Wow, karaoke with friends! That's*
* the classic teenager life!*
**[10:49] Isaku**
* Pics to commemorate a*
* karaoke session... Wow...*
**[10:53] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[10:58] Isaku**
Hey, give that back! What's your game here?!
**[11:01] Keiya**
I'm going to block him.
**[11:05] Isaku**
Knock it off already!
**[12:05] Keiya**
You're...
**[12:08] Keiya**
not ready for romance, Isaku-san.
**[12:11] Isaku**
Then when is fine with you? What kind of guy?
**[12:14] Keiya**
One who's graduated from high school,
gone to college, gotten a job,
**[12:20] Keiya**
treasures you body and soul,
is both kind and broad-minded,
**[12:24] Keiya**
has an excellent academic record,
is tall, makes a lot of money—
**[12:29] Isaku**
Your list is *too long*! Are you an idiot?
**[12:32] Isaku**
I'm going to choose for myself who I like.
**[12:35] Isaku**
I'm not the little kid you think I am, Keiya!
**[12:39] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[12:39] Isaku**
You jerk!
**[12:43] Isaku**
* Don't act like that when*
* you don't even love me...*
**[12:49] Isaku**
*The DM...*
**[12:55] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
I'd like to go to karaoke.
***SIGN*** I'd like to go to karaoke.
**[12:57] [SONG] Tamaru & caption**
Yay! Looking forward to it!
***SIGN*** Yay! Looking forward to it!
**[13:00] [SONG] Isaku & caption**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** Me, too.
**[13:15] Isaku**
I'm going to sleep.
**[13:46] Isaku**
*After that...*
**[13:49] Isaku**
*I avoided seeing or talking to Keiya.*
**[13:54] Isaku**
*I quietly snuck out.*
**[14:04] Isaku**
*After all, he'd only stop me.*
**[14:09] Isaku**
*Excellent, no one following me.*
**[14:11] Tamaru**
Found you!
**[14:15] Tamaru**
Hey there.
**[14:16] Isaku**
Hello, Tamaru-kun.
**[14:19] Girl 1**
Is this the girl you were talking about?
**[14:22] Isaku**
*Wow, they're all really snazzy.*
**[14:25] Tamaru**
Everyone's been wanting
to meet you, Senagaki-san.
**[14:28] Girl 1**
Hey, let's take a pic.
**[14:31] Boy 1**
Good idea.
**[14:33] Tamaru**
Senagaki-san!
**[14:35] [SONG] Caption**
Accept
**[14:35] [SONG] Caption**
Decline
**[14:36] Tamaru**
First pic of the day!
**[14:38] Girl 1**
Did everyone get it?
**[14:40] Isaku**
Yes, I got it.
**[14:40] [SONG] Caption**
Accept
**[14:41] Girl 1**
Mind if I added this to a story?
**[14:43] Girl 2**
You look so cute in this one, Senagaki-san!
**[14:46] Isaku**
Um, I...
**[14:47] Girl 1**
Let's take more pics together
during karaoke, yeah?
**[14:51] Isaku**
* They seemed so different*
* from me that I was nervous,*
**[14:55] Isaku**
*but they're good people.*
**[14:57] Tamaru**
Let's go, Senagaki-san.
**[15:00] Isaku**
*Time to have fun. Because if I have fun...*
**[15:03] Isaku**
*I won't have to think about Keiya anymore.*
**[15:09] Keiya**
Are you guys fired up?!
**[15:11] Isaku**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:11] Girls & Boys 1 & 2**
Woo-hoo!
**[15:14] Isaku**
* I-I'm not used to this mood.*
* Maybe I should grab a tambourine?*
**[15:19] Girl 1**
What's your poison, Senagaki-san?
**[15:21] Isaku**
Hmm? I'll have apple juice.
**[15:23] Girl 1**
That fits you!
**[15:25] Girl 2**
That's sorta cute.
**[15:29] Isaku**
*How should I respond at times like this?*
**[15:32] Boys 1 & 2**
You are my sunshine! Vibes, yeah!
**[15:38] Boys 1 & 2**
Let's cut loose, let love
boom, do it like crazy!
**[15:40] Tamaru**
Having fun?
**[15:41] Isaku**
Oh, yes, of course.
**[15:43] Boys 1 & 2**
Set off some huge fireworks, oh yeah!
**[15:43] Isaku**
I've never done karaoke with friends before.
**[15:46] Tamaru**
What? You're kidding!
**[15:48] Isaku**
Actually, it's my first karaoke, period.
**[15:51] Isaku**
So I don't really know what to do...
**[15:54] Tamaru**
Let's sing the next one together, then.
**[15:56] Tamaru**
Any favorite songs?
**[15:57] Isaku**
Well...
**[16:01] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[16:02] Boy 1**
Hey, let me have one.
**[16:04] Girl 2**
Sure.
**[16:06] Isaku**
Huh?
**[16:07] Girl 1**
Hey, why'd you start without me?
**[16:10] Girl 1**
I brought something, too.
**[16:13] Girl 1**
Ta-da! Beer!
**[16:15] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[16:15] Boy 2**
Hoho, let's drink!
**[16:17] Isaku**
*Huh?!*
**[16:19] Girl 2**
You snuck it in?
**[16:21] Girl 1**
It's fine, this place never checks.
**[16:23] Girl 2**
Want some, Senagaki-san?
**[16:25] Isaku**
No, thank you...
**[16:29] All but Isaku**
Go! Drink, drink, drink!
**[16:32] Isaku**
*Where do I look?*
**[16:36] Boy 1**
Hey, gimme a kiss.
**[16:40] Isaku**
*It's that kind of party?*
**[16:43] Isaku**
*I wanna go home.*
**[16:48] Isaku**
U-Um...
**[16:49] Tamaru**
No, don't go.
**[16:50] Isaku**
Hey—
**[16:55] Tamaru**
I've been into you since we met.
**[17:00] Tamaru**
You're so meek, I figured
you'd do whatever I wanted.
**[17:04] Isaku**
*Ew, gross!*
**[17:11] Girl 1**
What's going on?
**[17:12] Girl 2**
Aw, who's that?
**[17:17] Tamaru**
Ugh. Who's he?
**[17:21] Tamaru**
Whaddya want?
**[17:23] Isaku**
*Keiya...*
**[17:24] Tamaru**
Say something! You can't
just barge in here and—
**[17:40] Isaku**
Stop.
**[17:44] Isaku**
Kei—
**[17:47] Isaku**
I said stop!
**[17:58] Isaku**
Wait...
**[17:59] Isaku**
Hey!
**[18:04] Keiya**
If you don't want to end up like *that* trash,
**[18:06] Keiya**
don't tell anyone what happened here.
**[18:09] Keiya**
Also, minors shouldn't drink or smoke.
**[18:12] Girls & Boys 1 & 2**
Yes, sir.
**[18:19] Isaku**
Ke—
**[18:39] Keiya**
Did he do anything to you?
**[18:43] Isaku**
N-No.
**[18:46] Keiya**
Good.
**[18:52] Isaku**
* I was so eager to like someone*
* other than Keiya, I wasn't careful.*
**[18:57] Isaku**
*And look what happened.*
**[19:00] Isaku**
*I'm so stupid.*
**[19:02] Isaku**
*I really am just a child...*
**[19:06] Isaku**
I'm feeling really sad now.
**[19:25] Keiya**
I should've roughed him up more.
**[19:30] Isaku**
No, you shouldn't have.
**[19:33] Isaku**
How did you find me?
**[19:35] Keiya**
GPS.
**[19:36] Isaku**
Huh?
**[19:37] Keiya**
I set up our smartphones
so that I can track you.
**[19:41] Isaku**
Say what?!
**[19:42] Keiya**
Please don't leave home without
telling anyone. It scares me.
**[19:46] Keiya**
This happened because you willingly
followed people like that
**[19:49] Keiya**
even though you know nothing about the world.
**[19:55] Isaku**
I'm sorry, I left lipstick on you.
**[19:57] Keiya**
Lipstick?
**[20:05] Isaku**
Hey, personal space.
**[20:07] Keiya**
You really *are* wearing makeup.
**[20:09] Isaku**
Yeah, so?
**[20:11] Keiya**
Why?
**[20:12] Isaku**
Well, I usually don't, but I
thought I'd use a little today.
**[20:17] Isaku**
I was going out with people.
**[20:20] Isaku**
Don't stare at me like that!
**[20:22] Keiya**
Right...
**[20:24] Isaku**
What, do I look weird or something?
**[20:39] Isaku**
You're staring too much!
**[20:42] Isaku**
Sheesh...
**[20:45] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[20:46] Isaku**
What?
**[20:47] Keiya**
I don't care whether they're
in college or in the workplace,
**[20:50] Keiya**
whether they're kind or
cold, strong or weak...
**[20:53] Keiya**
Whether or not they got good grades...
**[20:56] Keiya**
No matter what kind of man
he is, I won't accept anyone
**[21:01] Keiya**
who takes you away from me.
**[21:15] Isaku**
Okay, okay.
**[21:16] Isaku**
*He's thinking like a guardian.*
**[21:19] Isaku**
That's enough, I get it.
**[21:21] Isaku**
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.
**[21:23] Keiya**
All right.
**[21:42] Isaku**
*I'm not a little kid.*
**[22:02] Keiya**
I don't know what to do.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 3
KISSES AND LOVE
# E3 - KISSES AND LOVE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD279Q/kisses-and-love)
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**[00:01] Isaku**
What is this?
**[00:05] Keiya**
It's the test we got back today.
**[00:07] Isaku**
That's not my point.
Did you *seriously* get a zero?!
**[00:14] Isaku**
I'm amazed you managed to
be our Number 2 like this.
**[00:17] Keiya**
This stuff is meaningless.
**[00:19] Keiya**
I didn't get here on grades, and
I don't need them to stay here.
**[00:24] Isaku**
Schoolwork is a student's duty.
**[00:27] Isaku**
If you're going to be here,
then do your duty!
**[00:30] Isaku**
Listen up: we're studying for your retest!
**[00:34] Keiya**
Aw...
**[00:38] Isaku**
If there's anything you
don't understand, ask.
**[00:39] Keiya**
I don't understand.
**[00:41] Keiya**
It's not like we'll use this
stuff in the real world anyway.
**[00:44] Keiya**
What's the point?
**[00:46] Isaku**
You sound like a dumb high schooler for real.
**[00:48] Keiya**
I don't want to hear that from you,
**[00:51] Keiya**
after you got taken in by that dumbass.
**[00:57] Isaku**
Are you still pissed about the karaoke thing?
**[01:01] Isaku**
I already told you that I
feel bad for worrying you!
**[01:04] Keiya**
Do you? Then stay away from boys from now on.
**[01:08] Isaku**
Lay off!
**[01:10] Fujita**
It's Uto-kun and Senagaki-san!
**[01:13] Fujita**
Are you studying? Good for you!
**[01:16] Harasaki**
We have to retest, too. Let us join?
**[01:19] Isaku**
Sure, if you'd like.
**[01:22] Harasaki**
Really?
**[01:23] Fujita**
Senagaki-san, you're so nice!
**[01:25] Isaku**
* Studying with classmates*
* is classic teenager stuff!*
**[01:30] Isaku**
A-Ask me anything you—
**[01:31] Harasaki**
Uto-kun, I'm surprised you're here.
**[01:33] Fujita**
I figured you'd be good at schoolwork.
**[01:36] Fujita**
I always thought you seemed
super grown-up, you know?
**[01:40] Harasaki**
Are you really a high schooler?
You look 26, not 16!
**[01:46] Isaku**
*Indeed.*
**[01:48] Keiya**
Fujita-san, Harasaki-san,
**[01:50] Keiya**
you both look far too comely and
womanly to be high schoolers, too.
**[01:55] Fujita**
Ha, you sound like an old man!
**[01:57] Isaku**
*Hey!*
**[01:58] Fujita**
People tell me I look like a nightclub
hostess all the time, actually.
**[02:03] Keiya**
You've got a rosy future!
I hope you'll work at our club.
**[02:07] Fujita**
What? You're so funny!
**[02:07] Isaku**
*Shut up, old man.*
**[02:09] Harasaki**
You're so wacky, Uto-kun.
**[02:12] Isaku**
* He's lucky the yakuza-at-school*
* thing would never occur to them,*
**[02:16] Isaku**
*or I bet they'd say worse than "wacky."*
**[02:20] Isaku**
*I wish Keiya really* were *just a classmate.*
**[02:26] Isaku**
*Then things wouldn't be so hard.*
**[02:31] Harasaki**
Anyway, I've been wondering,
**[02:33] Harasaki**
are you two dating?
**[02:35] Isaku**
No, um...
**[02:37] Keiya**
Never.
**[02:41] Isaku**
*Yeah, I knew that.*
**[02:44] Isaku**
*I knew, but...*
**[02:47] Isaku**
* that's the first time I've*
* been flat-out dismissed.*
**[02:52] Isaku**
* I just got dumped without*
* ever even asking him out.*
**[02:55] Kongo**
She hasn't moved a muscle
since she got back from school.
**[03:00] Luka**
It's kinda scary.
***SIGN*** KISSES AND LOVE
***SIGN*** EPISODE 2
**[04:53] Black Suit**
Kaori-san. Uto-sama is here.
**[04:55] Kaori**
Oh, my.
**[04:57] Kaori**
Uto-chan!
**[04:58] Kaori**
Leaving so soon?
**[05:00] Keiya**
I'm just making rounds today.
**[05:02] Kaori**
You should stay—it's been so long!
**[05:06] Keiya**
I'm leaving some fresh blood here—
**[05:14] Keiya**
I have school tomorrow morning.
**[05:16] Kaori**
School?
**[05:20] Yakuza A**
A smoking-hot boss lady hits
on you, and you prioritize *school*?
**[05:24] Yakuza A**
Man, what a waste.
**[05:26] Keiya**
You're not wrong.
**[05:37] Keiya**
But...
**[05:38] Keiya**
* I can't swap her for the*
* woman I care about most.*
**[05:48] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[05:50] Isaku**
*How long have I been here?*
**[05:52] Isaku**
*Actually, what time is it?!*
**[05:55] Isaku**
I-I'll go take my bath.
**[06:01] Keiya**
Are you all right?
**[06:04] Isaku**
*He smells sweet.*
**[06:07] Isaku**
Perfume?
**[06:09] Keiya**
Oh, maybe some of hers got on me.
**[06:12] Isaku**
Let go.
**[06:14] Isaku**
Don't touch me!
**[06:20] Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[06:31] Keiya**
Are you...
**[06:34] Keiya**
Are you angry because I haven't
been studying for tests?
**[06:40] Isaku**
*Why would you jump to* that *conclusion?!*
**[06:44] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[06:46] Keiya**
Then I'll do it, so please don't be angry.
**[06:50] Isaku**
Sure.
**[06:51] Isaku**
Huh?
**[07:03] Isaku**
You haven't made any progress.
**[07:07] Keiya**
I think I need a reward to motivate me more.
**[07:10] Isaku**
Are you a child?
**[07:12] Keiya**
Will you give me one?
**[07:14] Isaku**
Fine, if you pass all your retakes.
**[07:23] Isaku**
I made coffee.
**[07:27] Isaku**
Seriously? You're asleep?
**[07:30] Isaku**
Hey, wake up.
**[07:35] Isaku**
I said wake up!
**[07:43] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[07:45] Isaku**
*He's alive, right?*
**[07:52] Isaku**
*Oh good, his heart is beating.*
**[08:00] Isaku**
*I haven't seen his sleeping face in a while.*
**[08:04] Isaku**
*It's fine, right? Nothing will happen anyway.*
**[08:10] Keiya**
* I won't accept anyone*
* who takes you away from me.*
**[08:16] Isaku**
*Don't get my hopes up.*
**[08:19] Isaku**
*Dummy.*
**[08:22] Isaku**
*Dummy...*
**[09:06] Keiya**
Good morning.
**[09:14] Isaku**
*I messed up.*
**[09:19] Isaku**
*I was there all night.*
**[09:21] Isaku**
*And I used Keiya's arm as a pillow!*
**[09:33] Keiya**
Oh, Isaku-san. Let's have breakfast.
**[09:37] Isaku**
Thank you for the food.
**[09:38] Keiya**
You're welcome.
**[09:40] Isaku**
*Well, Keiya's acting normally.*
**[09:44] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[09:46] Keiya**
Today I'll start studying for real.
**[09:50] Isaku**
*Where'd that come from?*
**[09:53] Isaku**
Okay. Good luck.
**[09:56] Isaku**
*I figured he wouldn't really do it, but...*
**[09:59] Keiya**
Teacher, I have a question.
**[10:01] Isaku**
Don't me "Teacher."
**[10:03] Isaku**
*...he's fired up all of a sudden.*
**[10:04] Katsuki**
They were sold out again!
**[10:05] Ando**
Our big chocolate melon bread—
**[10:07] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[10:08] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[10:08] Keiya**
I don't understand this part.
**[10:10] Keiya**
Isaku-san, question—
**[10:11] Isaku**
Ask me later!
**[10:13] Isaku**
*He's in beast mode all of a sudden.*
**[10:16] Isaku**
*What's with him?*
**[10:21] Keiya**
I passed them.
**[10:22] Isaku**
C-Congratulations.
**[10:25] Isaku**
Are these real? You're good
when you put your mind to it!
**[10:30] Keiya**
Now, about the reward...
**[10:33] Isaku**
Reward?
**[10:34] Keiya**
Yes. You promised me one.
**[10:37] Isaku**
*Oh, right, I remember that.*
**[10:41] Isaku**
* I can't even imagine what*
* reward he'll ask me for.*
**[10:47] Isaku**
What do you want?
**[10:51] Keiya**
I want to kiss you.
**[11:01] Isaku**
Pardon?
**[11:12] Isaku**
Why?
**[11:14] Keiya**
Because I want to kiss you.
**[11:16] Isaku**
But *why*?
**[11:18] Isaku**
*I don't get it.*
**[11:20] Isaku**
* You said "Never" before. You always*
* act like my guardian! So...*
**[11:27] Isaku**
Why?
**[11:29] Isaku**
*Is it not like that?*
**[11:38] Keiya**
I—
**[11:38] Isaku**
No.
**[11:41] Isaku**
We can't.
**[11:43] Keiya**
All right. I'll think of a different request.
**[11:52] Keiya**
I'll go get dinner ready.
**[11:59] Isaku**
*What brought that on? What's his deal?!*
**[12:14] Keiya**
Isaku-san, Isaku-san!
**[12:17] Keiya**
I thought of another reward.
**[12:19] Keiya**
This Sunday, I want to spend
the whole day with you.
**[12:25] Isaku**
Huh?
**[12:44] Keiya**
You get these.
**[12:45] Luka/Kongo**
Yessir.
**[13:08] Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[13:12] Isaku**
Coming!
**[13:22] Isaku**
It's pretty crowded.
**[13:24] Keiya**
Yes. They apparently did
a large-scale renovation.
**[13:28] Isaku**
Huh.
**[13:31] Isaku**
I haven't been to the zoo in forever!
**[13:34] Isaku**
We came here once a while back, right?
**[13:37] Keiya**
It's been about eight years.
**[13:39] Isaku**
That long ago?
**[13:42] Isaku**
The tiger enclosure got redone!
**[13:44] Keiya**
You seem okay now.
**[13:46] Isaku**
Hmm?
**[13:47] Keiya**
Last time you saw the tigers, you
cried and said you were scared.
**[13:51] Isaku**
I was a kid at the time!
**[13:54] Isaku**
* I'm here for his "reward," but am I*
* gonna be able to act normally all day?*
**[14:00] Isaku**
Why did you pick the zoo?
**[14:03] Keiya**
You like animals, don't you?
**[14:06] Isaku**
Yeah...
**[14:08] Keiya**
When I brought you here last
time, it made you happy.
**[14:13] Isaku**
*He's... trying to make me happy?*
**[14:18] Keiya**
Is there anything you want to see, Isaku-san?
**[14:22] Isaku**
The koalas.
**[14:24] Isaku**
It says we can see a baby one.
**[14:26] Keiya**
The koalas, huh?
**[14:33] Keiya**
They're over there.
**[14:41] Isaku**
*I underestimated the koalas' popularity.*
**[14:45] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[14:51] Keiya**
Can you see them?
**[14:52] Isaku**
Y-You're embarrassing me!
**[14:59] Isaku**
No, stop, put me down!
**[15:02] Keiya**
You're done already?
**[15:05] Isaku**
That was mortifying. I made
eye contact with a little kid.
**[15:09] Keiya**
Sorry, I thought it'd help you see better.
**[15:15] Isaku**
*We let go of each other.*
**[15:19] Isaku**
*I want to hold hands again.*
***SIGN*** petting
***SIGN*** zoo
**[15:24] Keiya**
It's the petting zoo.
**[15:26] Keiya**
Shall we go in?
**[15:27] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[15:29] Keiya**
Your face is all red.
**[15:31] Isaku**
It's hot out today.
**[15:34] Isaku**
*O-Oh no...*
**[15:36] Isaku**
*Today I'm... getting carried away!*
**[15:41] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[15:44] Keiya**
This one's gentle.
**[15:49] Keiya**
That's a lot of photos.
**[15:51] Isaku**
Because this is cute. The bunny,
I mean! The bunny is cute!
**[15:55] Isaku**
* He looks so wrong with a*
* bunny! That's what's so cute!*
**[16:00] Keiya**
It reminds me of you a little.
**[16:03] Keiya**
All white and fluffy,
**[16:05] Keiya**
with frightened eyes.
**[16:07] Isaku**
Frightened?
**[16:09] Isaku**
Keiya! Are you okay?
**[16:11] Keiya**
Think you can kick *my* face, you little punk?
**[16:15] Isaku**
Stop that!
**[16:19] Isaku**
This looks delicious!
**[16:20] Isaku**
It's so lavish.
**[16:23] Keiya**
It's been a while since the
two of us went out together,
**[16:27] Keiya**
so I got enthusiastic.
**[16:29] Isaku**
*He's like a girl.*
**[16:30] Keiya**
I'll get some plates together.
**[16:32] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[16:33] Isaku**
Oh, wait.
**[16:36] Isaku**
I'll take a pic.
**[16:44] Keiya**
What is it?
**[16:47] Isaku**
Nothing.
**[16:49] Keiya**
You're grinning. Is it porn?
**[16:52] Isaku**
No!
**[16:55] Isaku**
Thank you for the food.
**[16:57] Keiya**
Of course.
**[17:04] Isaku**
It's good.
**[17:07] Keiya**
I'm glad.
**[17:11] Isaku**
T-Today's been fun.
**[17:18] Keiya**
Yes.
**[17:19] Isaku**
You're good at all the cooking
and household stuff, huh?
**[17:23] Keiya**
I was your substitute parent, after all.
**[17:29] Isaku**
*The usual guardian gaze again.*
**[17:33] Isaku**
* But I don't think parents*
* say "I want to kiss you" like that.*
**[17:41] Mama**
I'm taking the picture now.
**[17:43] Kid**
Okay!
**[17:44] Papa**
Smile.
**[17:47] Mama & Papa**
Ready, set,
**[17:48] Mama & Papa**
smooch!
**[17:50] Isaku**
*I guess they do.*
**[17:51] Mama**
It looks cute! Let's upload it to Insta.
**[17:52] Isaku**
* If they love someone and treasure them,*
* even if it's not romantic love...*
**[17:53] Kid**
Show me!
**[17:55] Papa**
Great photo.
**[17:59] Isaku**
*Maybe that's how Keiya felt.*
**[18:07] Keiya**
It's a pretty big zoo.
**[18:10] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:12] Keiya**
It's too bad we couldn't look at everything.
**[18:15] Isaku**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:18] Isaku**
*I've hit my limit.*
**[18:23] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[18:27] Keiya**
Oh, they do look red.
**[18:31] Keiya**
I'm sorry I didn't notice.
**[18:33] Isaku**
No, I'm sorry.
**[18:37] Isaku**
I've never walked this much
in these shoes before.
**[18:41] Keiya**
I have bandages with me.
**[18:44] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[18:50] Keiya**
Hold up the hem for a moment.
**[18:52] Isaku**
It's fine! I'll do it myself!
**[18:55] Keiya**
Just let me.
**[19:03] Isaku**
*Is he annoyed at me?*
**[19:12] Isaku**
I just really wanted to wear these shoes.
**[19:16] Keiya**
You looked pretty today, Isaku-san.
**[19:24] Isaku**
* I spent days picking out*
* my clothes and hat.*
**[19:31] Isaku**
*I practiced curling my hair*
**[19:33] Isaku**
*and planned out my makeup...*
**[19:37] Isaku**
*all because I wanted Keiya to compliment me.*
**[19:41] Keiya**
Are you in pain?
**[19:44] Isaku**
Yeah. But I'm fine.
**[19:48] Keiya**
All done.
**[19:50] Keiya**
Here.
**[19:53] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[19:55] Keiya**
Take my hand.
**[20:00] Keiya**
Do you think you can walk?
**[20:01] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[20:02] Keiya**
If it's too much, tell
me. I'll carry you back.
**[20:06] Isaku**
That would be embarrassing.
**[20:10] Keiya**
Shall we go?
**[20:29] Isaku**
* Why are things kind of uncomfortable*
* now? We were fine earlier.*
**[20:40] Keiya**
I'm sorry.
**[20:43] Keiya**
It was weird of me to say that the other day.
**[20:47] Isaku**
I-It's fine. You're always weird.
**[20:52] Keiya**
Really?
**[20:57] Keiya**
I've done a lot of kissing,
**[21:02] Keiya**
but I always thought it was just
something that went along with sex.
**[21:09] Isaku**
You're scum.
**[21:11] Keiya**
That was the first time I'd
actively wanted to do it.
**[21:25] Keiya**
I want to know what this is.
**[21:29] Keiya**
I want you to teach me, Isaku-san.
**[21:33] Isaku**
*What do I do?*
**[21:35] Isaku**
*I know I shouldn't.*
**[21:38] Isaku**
Do you still want to?
**[21:42] Keiya**
I won't if you're opposed to it.
**[21:45] Isaku**
I'm not opposed.
**[21:50] Isaku**
* If I go any further, there'll be*
* no turning back for me, but...*
**[22:00] Isaku**
*The truth is, I'm not opposed.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 4
DUTY AND DANGER
# E4 - DUTY AND DANGER
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M40X/duty-and-danger)
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**[00:23] Keiya**
Does "I'm not opposed"
**[00:26] Keiya**
mean it's okay if I do it?
**[00:34] Isaku**
No!
**[00:40] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[00:41] Isaku**
*I can't believe I said that!*
**[00:55] Keiya**
Why did you run away?
**[01:56] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[01:58] Keiya**
I'm fine. It's only a scratch.
**[02:01] Keiya**
It's me. Send a car.
***SIGN*** C
L
I
N
I
C
***SIGN*** EPISODE 4 DUTY AND DANGER
**[03:42] Isaku**
* I haven't seen Keiya like*
* that in a long time.*
**[03:46] Isaku**
* He usually doesn't*
* let me see that side of him.*
**[03:52] Yakuza A & B**
Hello, sir.
**[03:56] Isaku**
Keiya...
**[03:59] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[04:02] Isaku**
Are you okay?!
**[04:03] Yakuza B**
Keiya-san!
**[04:04] Keiya**
Of course, I was just kidding.
**[04:11] Isaku**
I was genuinely worried, you know!
**[04:13] Keiya**
Sorry. I thought it'd break the tension.
**[04:20] Isaku**
I want you to forget what I said before.
**[04:34] Isaku**
*Was I out of my mind?*
**[04:38] Isaku**
*Keiya isn't an option. Period.*
**[04:42] Isaku**
* I need to remember why*
* I chose a school so far away.*
**[04:47] Keiya**
Isaku-san, what should we do?
**[04:50] Keiya**
You and I need at least two
more people to make a group.
**[04:55] Isaku**
*So it's a given that we're in the same group?*
**[04:58] Keiya**
Shall we find a group that'll let us join?
**[05:01] Isaku**
*Keiya hasn't mentioned it again since then.*
**[05:05] Keiya**
Three days and two nights with Isaku-san...
**[05:06] Isaku**
*I've been acting normal, too.*
**[05:08] Keiya**
It'll be fun.
**[05:09] Keiya**
Right, Isaku-san?
**[05:10] Isaku**
Um, right. Fun.
**[05:13] Ando**
Isaku-chan! Uto-kun!
**[05:15] Ando**
Want to be in our group?
**[05:18] Isaku**
Ando-san! A-Are you sure?
**[05:21] Ando**
Of course!
**[05:22] Katsuki**
Come on over.
**[05:23] Isaku**
*They let me join them!*
**[05:27] Ando**
Huh? She's, like, trembling.
**[05:27] Isaku**
*I'm so happy! Gods must really exist!*
**[05:30] Katsuki**
You're right! I wonder why.
**[05:36] Katsuki**
Let's shop for swimsuits together.
**[05:38] Isaku**
Um, sure!
**[05:44] Keiya**
Look, Isaku-san, the sea.
**[05:55] Teacher A**
We're making dinner with this
catch, so put your back into it!
***SIGN*** Heave-ho, heave-ho!
**[06:10] Student A**
He's like a manga character!
**[06:13] Maruyama**
Senagaki-san, I washed these—
**[06:15] Maruyama**
Whoa!
**[06:17] Maruyama**
You're sobbing!
**[06:20] Isaku**
The onions are making my eyes sting.
**[06:23] Maruyama**
Tissues...
**[06:26] Maruyama**
Sorry, here.
**[06:29] Maruyama**
I can't wipe your nose, but...
**[06:31] Isaku**
I'm the one who should apologize.
**[06:39] Keiya**
Sorry. My hand slipped.
**[06:42] Keiya**
We don't have much time, so let's work fast.
**[06:47] Isaku**
* Seriously? What would*
* you have done if you'd hit him?*
**[06:54] Isaku**
*What was that huff for?*
***SIGN*** See you tomorrow!
**[06:58] Ando**
Today was fun.
**[07:00] Katsuki**
It cracked me up how unreasonably
good Uto-kun was at filleting fish.
**[07:04] Ando**
Isaku-chan's man can do it all!
**[07:07] Isaku**
Oh, um, we're not dating.
**[07:09] Ando**
Whoops, I guess I forgot.
**[07:12] Katsuki**
You're always together, after all.
**[07:15] Ando**
Plus, I hear Uto-kun turns down
everyone who asks him out.
**[07:19] Katsuki**
Exactly!
**[07:22] Isaku**
*People have asked him out?*
**[07:24] Girl A**
If you're not dating,
maybe I'll make a move on him.
**[07:28] Isaku**
I-I don't think you should!
**[07:31] Girl A**
Are you panicking?
**[07:32] Isaku**
No, I really am thinking of you.
**[07:35] Ando**
You have no chance with him anyway.
**[07:37] Girl A**
What?
**[07:38] Katsuki**
Oh, shoot...
**[07:40] Ando**
What's wrong?
**[07:42] Katsuki**
I think I might have left
my phone in the changing room.
**[07:46] Katsuki**
I'll go look for it.
**[07:48] Ando**
Oh! I'll come, too!
**[07:50] Isaku**
Huh?
**[07:52] Isaku**
But it's past curfew. Shouldn't
you tell a teacher instead?
**[07:57] Ando**
They won't find out if we're quick.
**[07:59] Ando**
You should come, too!
**[08:03] Isaku**
*Sneaking out with friends... Teenage life!*
**[08:07] Girl A**
See you guys later!
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
**[08:09] Katsuki**
Shoot, I forgot it was men's bath hours.
**[08:13] Isaku**
It might be bad for us to go in.
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
**[08:15] Ando**
It's probably fine. I'm sure
they're all done by now.
**[08:21] Ando**
We're in luck! No one here.
**[08:24] Ando**
Now's our chance.
**[08:25] Katsuki**
I'm in.
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
***SIGN*** MEN'S BATH
**[08:27] Isaku**
*What if a teacher finds us?*
**[08:30] Katsuki**
Hmm, I think it was around here...
**[08:33] Ando**
Hurry up before someone comes!
**[08:37] Isaku**
I'll go look on the other side.
**[08:39] Katsuki**
Thanks!
**[09:07] Keiya**
Huh?
**[09:20] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan!
**[09:22] Katsuki**
I found my phone!
**[09:26] Katsuki**
What's up?
**[09:27] Isaku**
U-U-Um, you two g-go on without m-me...
**[09:33] Ando**
Huh? Why?
**[09:35] Ando**
Hey, you look sick. Are you okay?
**[09:38] Isaku**
I'll, uh, do the thing with
the thing. And meet you there.
**[09:42] Katsuki**
Huh?
**[09:43] Isaku**
You go. I'll be right behind you. Please!
**[09:47] Katsuki**
I don't get it, but got it.
**[09:50] Ando**
Hurry back.
**[09:52] Isaku**
Right...
**[09:58] Isaku**
What the hell are you doing?
**[10:00] Keiya**
I was in the bath.
**[10:03] Isaku**
I can see that! Why *now*?
**[10:06] Keiya**
It's not like I can bathe
with our classmates.
**[10:10] Isaku**
Come to think of it, I guess our
teachers must know who you are, huh?
**[10:16] Keiya**
No, only the principal.
**[10:18] Isaku**
Huh? So if someone saw you now...
**[10:22] Keiya**
I'd be caught.
**[10:24] Isaku**
Don't sound so calm.
**[10:26] Isaku**
Hurry up and get dressed.
I'll be your lookout.
**[10:30] Keiya**
Thank you.
**[10:32] Keiya**
Oh, I meant to tell you, the miso
soup you cooked today was good.
**[10:36] Isaku**
That's because Maruyama-kun helped me.
**[10:40] Isaku**
He says he likes to cook.
**[10:43] Keiya**
Hmm.
**[10:44] Isaku**
That reminds me—the
knife! That was *not* funny.
**[10:50] Keiya**
I should've stabbed him.
**[10:51] Isaku**
Seriously, stop overreacting like that.
**[10:55] Keiya**
I can't, because you go
along with people too much.
**[10:58] Isaku**
How so?
**[11:00] Keiya**
You know I'm right. Remember what
you said to me not too long ago?
**[11:08] (Flashback) Isaku**
The truth is, I'm not opposed.
**[11:13] Keiya**
You say no, then you say you're not
opposed, and then you say forget it.
**[11:22] Isaku**
I'm sorry. It was wrong of me to say
things without thinking them through.
**[11:29] Isaku**
But you have lots of
sorta-girlfriends, don't you?
**[11:33] Keiya**
That's different.
**[11:34] Isaku**
Scum.
**[11:37] Isaku**
*I can't be like Keiya's girlfriends.*
**[11:42] Isaku**
* I don't even really*
* understand what that means.*
**[11:47] Isaku**
When I grow up, I want to leave the family.
**[11:53] Isaku**
To have a normal romance and get married...
**[11:59] Isaku**
I was really scared that day.
**[12:03] Isaku**
When I thought about how
suddenly you might be gone...
**[12:09] Isaku**
We've lived together all this time,
and I thought I understood, but I didn't.
**[12:16] Isaku**
*I love you so much.*
**[12:18] Isaku**
That's why I can't kiss you.
**[12:24] Isaku**
*Because then I couldn't leave.*
**[12:26] Isaku**
But...
**[12:28] Isaku**
*He looked right at me, and he said that...*
**[12:33] Isaku**
Ugh.
**[12:35] Isaku**
*Maybe I'll just ask!*
**[12:37] Isaku**
Listen, Keiya! Do you l-l-like—
**[12:45] Isaku**
You're not dressed!
**[12:47] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I'm all healed up.
**[12:51] Keiya**
I'm sorry I scared you that day.
**[12:56] Keiya**
But as you can see, I'm fit
as a fiddle. I won't die that easily.
**[13:03] Keiya**
I'll be by your side forever.
**[13:10] Teacher A**
My class is already bonkers.
**[13:13] Isaku**
The teachers?
**[13:15] Keiya**
That's right, the teachers
are scheduled for baths now.
**[13:18] Isaku**
Huh?
**[13:19] Isaku**
Huh?
**[13:20] Isaku**
Huh?! Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
**[13:27] Teacher A**
Bath time at last!
**[13:28] Teacher C**
Yeah, I'm exhausted.
**[13:30] Teacher A**
Ugh, tomorrow's supposed to be hot too.
**[13:33] Teacher C**
I heard.
**[13:34] Teacher A**
Hydration is key.
**[13:36] Teacher C**
I completely agree.
**[13:43] Isaku**
* Keiya lives in the criminal world,*
* and I'm not prepared to be by his side.*
**[13:51] Isaku**
*I don't even know how to prepare.*
**[13:54] Isaku**
*All I can do...*
**[13:56] Isaku**
*is keep loving him.*
**[14:01] Isaku**
*And we're in the bathroom.*
**[14:15] Isaku**
Let's hurry.
**[14:19] Isaku**
Okay, my room's that way.
**[14:26] Isaku**
What is it?
**[14:27] (Flashback) Isaku**
Keiya! Do you...
**[14:32] Keiya**
Nothing.
**[14:34] Keiya**
Good night.
**[14:35] Isaku**
Yep, night.
**[14:43] Girl**
The water feels great!
**[14:45] Ando**
Time to swim! Let's do a long-distance race.
**[14:48] Isaku**
I'm not a very good swimmer.
**[14:50] Ando**
Oh, I see.
**[14:53] Teacher B**
Whoa, that's some chest!
**[14:55] Teacher B**
You've got a great body, Uto-kun.
**[14:58] Keiya**
Thank you. So do you.
**[15:02] Teacher B**
Oh, cheeky! You've never even seen it.
**[15:05] Keiya**
Then, please allow me to confirm
whether I'm imagining it accurately.
**[15:10] Teacher B**
*Wh-What?!*
**[15:12] Isaku**
Hey, you dirty old man!
**[15:15] Keiya**
Hello, Isaku-san. I'm only twen—er, sixteen.
**[15:18] Teacher B**
I can't believe I swooned
over a high school student!
**[15:24] Isaku**
You're just being regular Keiya right now!
**[15:28] Isaku**
Don't disrespect our teacher!
**[15:31] Keiya**
Are you jealous?
**[15:32] Isaku**
Why would you think that?
**[15:35] Isaku**
No way would I be jealous.
**[15:51] Isaku**
Huh? Hey—
**[15:54] Keiya**
You can't take this off, Isaku-san.
**[15:59] Isaku**
That's up to me, isn't it?
**[16:03] Isaku**
Jeez, you startled me.
**[16:08] Keiya**
Isaku-san, let's go in the water.
**[16:12] Keiya**
I'll pull you in a donut float.
**[16:14] Isaku**
Sheesh...
**[16:30] Isaku**
* I'm sure it's not him.*
* Plenty of people wear hoodies.*
**[16:37] Keiya**
Let's go.
**[16:39] Isaku**
Huh? What... What?!
**[16:47] Keiya**
Here we go!
**[16:51] Isaku**
I-I'm not a toy!
**[16:54] Isaku**
Payback time!
**[16:56] Keiya**
You're so cute.
**[16:58] Katsuki**
Why *aren't* those two dating, again?
**[17:02] Ando**
I know, right?
**[17:07] Ando**
Aim carefully!
**[17:09] Katsuki**
Move a little to the right!
**[17:14] Isaku**
*Keiya?*
**[17:19] Isaku**
*It's that guy again.*
**[17:23] Isaku**
*So he really* is *after Keiya?*
**[17:46] Isaku**
S-Stop!
**[17:58] Isaku**
Keiya, are you okay?
**[18:00] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[18:02] Keiya**
I'm fine, what's wrong?
**[18:05] Isaku**
We have to run. This guy was following you!
**[18:09] Keiya**
Right...
**[18:11] Keiya**
He's one of us.
**[18:13] Isaku**
Huh?
**[18:14] Keiya**
You know, a member.
**[18:17] Isaku**
A "member"?
**[18:19] Keiya**
I brought him along as a bodyguard.
**[18:22] Keiya**
After what happened, I thought
I'd post one at school for a while.
**[18:27] Yakuza C**
I came to report that I haven't
seen anyone suspicious.
**[18:30] Isaku**
Um, I...
**[18:33] Keiya**
I'm sorry. I kept it from you
because I thought it might worry you.
**[18:36] Isaku**
*In other words, I got this all wrong.*
**[18:41] Isaku**
I-I'm sorry!
**[18:42] Isaku**
The watermelon probably hurt,
huh? I'm really, really sorry.
**[18:46] Yakuza C**
Nah, I'm fine.
**[18:49] Keiya**
You hit him dead on. Is that
thanks to the volleyball training?
**[18:53] Keiya**
You can go.
**[18:55] Yakuza C**
Yessir.
**[19:05] Keiya**
Please, wear mine.
**[19:14] Keiya**
You were trying to protect me, weren't you?
**[19:17] Keiya**
Thank you.
**[19:27] Ando**
Hey, where were you?
**[19:29] Isaku**
The bathroom.
**[19:30] Boy A**
Uto! Over here!
**[19:31] Ando**
You missed the watermelon-splitting.
**[19:33] Katsuki**
One melon went missing, so we ended up short.
**[19:36] Isaku**
R-Really? Oh my goodness!
**[19:39] Ando**
Here's your slice.
**[19:41] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[19:45] Isaku**
*In hindsight, that was pretty reckless of me.*
**[19:51] (Flashback) Keiya**
You were trying to protect me, weren't you?
**[19:54] Isaku**
*Is that what that feeling was?*
**[19:59] Isaku**
*My body just moved on its own.*
**[20:03] Isaku**
* The moment I thought Keiya*
* might be in danger, I just...*
**[20:10] Katsuki**
Oh crap, I'm out of sunscreen.
**[20:14] Isaku**
I have some! I'll go get it!
**[20:17] Katsuki**
You sure?
**[20:18] Katsuki**
Uh, thanks!
**[20:27] Isaku**
Here it is.
**[20:32] Kodan-gumi A**
You're the Senagaki-gumi
granddaughter, aren't ya?
**[20:45] Someone**
Go!
**[20:47] Katsuki**
Dang it, Maruyama!
**[20:47] Ando**
Aw, man.
**[20:50] Keiya**
Katsuki-san, do you know where Isaku-chan is?
**[20:53] Katsuki**
She went to get sunscreen,
but she hasn't come back yet.
**[21:09] Yakuza C**
Keiya-san, two guys who looked like
Kodan-gumi were headed to the parking lot.
**[21:14] Yakuza C**
They had surfboards.
Maybe they're here for fun?
**[21:18] Keiya**
You just let them go?
**[21:20] Yakuza C**
Yeah? I'm here as your bodyguard.
**[21:23] Keiya**
You're useless.
**[21:37] Keiya**
I guess the useless one...
**[21:40] Keiya**
is me.
**[21:49] Kodan-gumi A**
Are we going the right way?
**[21:51] Kodan-gumi B**
Sure we are.
**[21:53] Kodan-gumi B**
When we get to where
we'll keep her, we'll call Uto.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 5
STRIFE AND SETTLEMENT
# E5 - STRIFE AND SETTLEMENT
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ47G/strife-and-settlement)
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***SIGN*** OTOWA HIGH SCHOOL
***SIGN*** OTOWA HIGH SCHOOL
**[00:07] (Flashback) Isaku**
Here it is.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi A**
You're the Senagaki-gumi
granddaughter, aren't ya?
**[00:29] (Flashback) Yakuza C**
Keiya-san, two guys who looked like
Kodan-gumi were headed to the parking lot.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Yakuza C**
They had surfboards.
Maybe they're here for fun?
**[00:38] (Flashback) Keiya**
You just let them go?
**[00:41] (Flashback) Yakuza C**
Yeah? I'm here as your bodyguard.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Keiya**
You're useless.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi A**
Are we going the right way?
**[00:53] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
Sure we are.
**[00:55] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
When we get to where
we'll keep her, we'll call Uto.
**[01:03] Kodan-gumi B**
Oh, she's awake.
**[01:04] Kodan-gumi B**
Morning, little lady.
**[01:09] Kodan-gumi A**
It's just not our usual place.
**[01:12] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[01:15] Isaku**
*Um...*
**[01:18] Isaku**
*Who are they? Where am I?*
**[01:21] Isaku**
*A car?*
**[01:24] Isaku**
*Wait, how did this happen, again?*
**[01:33] Isaku**
* Oh, right. I went to get*
* sunscreen, and then...*
**[01:38] Isaku**
*I got kidnapped?!*
**[01:41] Kodan-gumi A**
Keep going straight?
**[01:42] Kodan-gumi B**
Yep.
**[01:44] Isaku**
*What's going to happen to me?*
**[01:47] Kodan-gumi B**
Seriously, though,
**[01:49] Kodan-gumi B**
won't this mean war if
their patriarch finds out?
**[01:54] Kodan-gumi A**
Eh, he won't find out. Uto'll do
whatever it takes to keep this quiet.
**[01:59] Kodan-gumi A**
His boss would take more than
just a finger for *this* screw-up.
**[02:05] Kodan-gumi A**
Our target here is Uto and only Uto.
**[02:09] Kodan-gumi A**
Full-out gang war would be fun,
**[02:11] Kodan-gumi A**
but the higher-ups don't
wanna make a move right now.
**[02:16] Isaku**
*I'm scared. Keiya!*
**[02:24] Kodan-gumi A**
Hmm? Damn, he's already on to us.
**[02:28] Kodan-gumi B**
Step on it.
**[02:35] Isaku**
*Keiya.*
**[02:48] Keiya**
Get alongside them.
**[02:49] Yakuza C**
Yessir.
**[02:58] Kodan-gumi A**
What's all this? You need something?
**[03:01] Kodan-gumi A**
Well, he's right next to us—
**[03:03] Keiya**
Hey!
**[03:04] Kodan-gumi B**
He's saying something.
**[03:06] Kodan-gumi A**
I'll open the window. You take it from there.
**[03:08] Kodan-gumi B**
'Course.
**[03:12] Kodan-gumi B**
Excuse me, miss.
**[03:17] Kodan-gumi A**
You came pretty quick.
**[03:19] Keiya**
Stop the car.
**[03:21] Kodan-gumi A**
No can do, sorry!
**[03:25] Kodan-gumi A**
Whoa, pretty sure I'd crash
this car if you shot me now.
**[03:36] Kodan-gumi A**
A daredevil, aren't ya?
**[03:39] Kodan-gumi A**
We'll all go kaboom if you hit the gas tank.
**[03:46] Kodan-gumi B**
Uto!
**[03:47] Kodan-gumi B**
If you don't want this
precious girl to get hurt,
**[03:51] Kodan-gumi B**
be good and do as we say.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 5 STRIFE AND SETTLEMENT
***SIGN*** This story is a work of fiction.
**[05:46] Keiya**
You fat bastard,
**[05:49] Keiya**
what makes you think you can
cozy up to Isaku-san like that?!
**[05:53] Kodan-gumi B**
"Fat"?!
**[05:55] Isaku**
**This *is the argument you're having?!*
**[05:57] Keiya**
Get your hands off her! I'll kill you!
**[06:01] Kodan-gumi A**
What's with him?
**[06:13] Kodan-gumi A**
Hey, that's dangerous, dude!
**[06:15] Kodan-gumi A**
Just shoot him.
**[06:16] Kodan-gumi B**
On it.
**[06:18] Isaku**
*Oh no!*
**[06:21] Kodan-gumi A**
What the hell, man?!
**[06:23] Kodan-gumi B**
You brat!
**[06:26] Isaku**
*No way.*
**[06:38] Kodan-gumi A**
Uto, you bastard!
**[07:32] Keiya**
Isaku-san! Are you all ri—
**[07:34] Isaku**
Keiya! Are you all right?!
**[07:38] Keiya**
Yes. I'm pretty tough.
**[07:42] Isaku**
Really? You're not hurt?
**[07:44] Isaku**
You were so reckless!
**[07:48] Kodan-gumi B**
I-I can't swim!
**[07:49] Kodan-gumi A**
S-Seriously?!
**[07:51] Kodan-gumi B**
I can't! Help!
**[07:53] Keiya**
Isaku-san, let's get away from here.
**[07:54] Kodan-gumi B**
Someone help!
**[07:56] Isaku**
Good idea.
**[08:01] Keiya**
Yeah. Understood.
**[08:03] Keiya**
I leave it to you.
**[08:35] Keiya**
You surprised me.
**[08:38] Keiya**
You worried more about me than yourself,
**[08:41] Keiya**
even though it's my fault you were in danger.
**[08:55] Isaku**
*In the moment, I wasn't scared at all.*
**[09:23] Isaku**
*Because...*
**[09:29] Isaku**
*all I wanted was...*
**[09:36] Isaku**
*to protect Keiya.*
**[09:39] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[09:44] Isaku**
I don't want you to be gone!
**[09:49] Keiya**
I told you, I'm not going anywhere.
**[09:57] Keiya**
I've been in a bit of a dispute lately.
**[10:02] Keiya**
I'm sorry.
**[10:20] Isaku**
Promise me you won't do anything
too dangerous anymore.
**[10:25] Isaku**
I know that's weird to ask,
considering your job and all, but...
**[10:32] Keiya**
It's fine.
**[10:33] Isaku**
I don't want an "It's fine."
**[10:37] Isaku**
Promise me.
**[10:44] Keiya**
Done.
**[10:49] Isaku**
* I love Keiya no matter*
* who he is. I can't stop.*
**[10:54] Keiya**
Oh...
**[10:55] Keiya**
Hm?
**[10:56] Isaku**
What is it?
**[10:58] Keiya**
I'll be careful not to lose a finger.
**[11:01] Isaku**
You really need to knock that off.
**[11:05] Isaku**
*I still can't imagine a future with Keiya,*
**[11:12] Isaku**
* but I at least want to stay*
* with him as long as I can.*
**[11:19] Isaku**
*Just like Keiya's always been on my side,*
**[11:22] Isaku**
*I want to be on his side.*
**[11:28] Isaku**
*For as long as possible.*
**[11:45] Teacher B**
And where were you two, exactly?!
**[11:49] Teacher B**
Both class reps skipping?
What were you doing?!
**[11:52] Isaku**
I'm sorry.
**[11:52] Keiya**
I'm sorry.
**[11:54] Keiya**
There were really pretty fish out there,
**[11:57] Keiya**
so we lost track of time swimming.
**[11:59] Teacher B**
Excuse me?
**[12:01] Teacher B**
We thought you'd been swept
out to sea! It was an uproar!
**[12:05] Teacher B**
You need to take
responsibility for your actions!
**[12:08] Isaku**
Yes, ma'am.
**[12:09] Teacher B**
Anyway, no fireworks or
campfire for you two tonight!
**[12:15] Teacher B**
You stay in this room
and write apology letters!
**[12:19] Keiya**
Yes, ma'am.
**[12:19] Isaku**
Yes, ma'am...
**[12:33] Isaku**
* I was looking forward to enjoying the*
* fireworks and campfire with everyone,*
**[12:37] Isaku**
*like a real teenager.*
**[12:43] Isaku**
Huh?
**[12:44] Isaku**
What is it?
**[12:45] Keiya**
Nothing.
**[12:49] Isaku**
*What's with* him*?*
***SIGN*** I, Senagaki Isaku,
***SIGN*** Apology Letter
**[12:53] Isaku**
* And so our hectic beach*
* field trip came to an end.*
***SIGN*** I, Senagaki Isaku,
***SIGN*** I, Senagaki Isaku,
**[13:09] Isaku**
Keiya.
**[13:12] Keiya**
Yes?
**[13:14] Isaku**
Excuse me for a sec.
**[13:17] Isaku**
Wait, is this right?
**[13:21] Isaku**
Did I grab him in the wrong place?
**[13:26] Isaku**
Huh?
**[13:30] Keiya**
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure
what's going on here.
**[13:33] Keiya**
I know you're cute, but beyond that...
**[13:37] Isaku**
I wanted to throw you.
**[13:39] Keiya**
Huh?
**[13:40] Keiya**
Are you angry with me?
**[13:42] Isaku**
No!
**[13:45] Isaku**
It's just, I figured maybe I
should have some fighting skills,
**[13:48] Isaku**
so that if we get attacked again,
**[13:51] Isaku**
I can help you.
**[13:58] Keiya**
I thought you hated violence?
**[14:00] Isaku**
I do hate it.
**[14:02] Isaku**
But it's like, I want to be ready
in case it's unavoidable someday.
**[14:08] Keiya**
I see.
**[14:10] Keiya**
Well, it might be a good idea for
you to at least learn self-defense.
**[14:16] Keiya**
I'll think about it.
**[14:17] Isaku**
Okay.
**[14:19] Keiya**
See you later.
**[14:21] Isaku**
Wait.
**[14:24] Isaku**
What's that?
**[14:26] Keiya**
Summer break homework.
**[14:28] Isaku**
Oh, you're going to
do it early? Good for you.
**[14:33] Keiya**
Yes, well...
**[14:35] Keiya**
I'll be going, then.
**[14:40] Isaku**
Hold it.
**[14:41] Isaku**
Where are you going with that?
**[14:44] Keiya**
Um...
**[14:45] Isaku**
You plan to make someone
else do it, don't you?!
**[14:50] Keiya**
You got me.
**[14:51] Isaku**
That's not okay!
**[14:53] Isaku**
There's no point unless you do it yourself!
**[14:56] Keiya**
I don't wanna!
**[14:58] Isaku**
We'll have to take tests right after
the break, too. We have to study!
**[15:03] Keiya**
Meh.
**[15:04] Isaku**
Wrong answer!
**[15:06] Isaku**
We'll do it together.
**[15:13] Keiya**
If I study with you,
**[15:17] Keiya**
will you give me a reward?
**[15:18] Isaku**
Again?!
**[15:20] Isaku**
You should just arrange your own rewards.
**[15:24] Isaku**
Why do you always ask me?
**[15:26] Keiya**
Because I want them from you.
**[15:29] Isaku**
Pardon?
**[15:31] Isaku**
*But the last thing he begged for was...*
**[15:34] Keiya**
*I want to kiss you.*
**[15:36] Keiya**
*Kiss you.*
**[15:38] Keiya**
*Kiss you.*
**[15:40] Keiya**
*Kiss you.*
**[15:41] Keiya**
*Kiss...*
**[15:45] Isaku**
Why me?
**[15:51] Isaku**
Okay, fine.
**[15:53] Keiya**
Really?
**[15:54] Keiya**
Yay!
**[15:56] Isaku**
B-But no weird stuff! At all!
**[16:00] Keiya**
Okay.
**[16:01] Isaku**
So, what do you want me to do?
**[16:28] Keiya**
Isaku-san, are you ready?
**[16:30] Isaku**
Uh, h-hold on!
**[16:34] Isaku**
Okay, come in.
**[16:36] Keiya**
Here I come.
**[16:53] Isaku**
I said no weird stuff, so why I
am I wearing a swimsuit at home?
**[17:05] Isaku**
*This is so embarrassing.*
**[17:08] Keiya**
So cute!
**[17:11] Isaku**
*"Cute"?*
**[17:13] Keiya**
I didn't get to see this at the beach,
since you were wearing a jacket.
**[17:19] Isaku**
You're the one who said not to take it off.
**[17:22] Keiya**
Around guys who aren't me, I meant.
**[17:25] Isaku**
Huh?
**[17:27] Isaku**
* Which is it? Is he being*
* overprotective, or...*
**[17:37] Keiya**
Did you shop for it with
Ando-san and Katsuki-san?
**[17:40] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[17:43] Isaku**
*I don't really know what Keiya is thinking,*
**[17:48] Isaku**
*and it's weird to be doing this at home,*
**[17:52] Isaku**
*but I'm a little happy.*
**[17:56] Isaku**
*The truth is, I* did *want him to see it.*
**[18:01] Isaku**
* I mean, I was thinking of*
* Keiya when I chose it.*
**[18:07] Isaku**
*But this is getting too embarrassing!*
**[18:11] Isaku**
O-Okay, I'm going to change.
**[18:14] Keiya**
No, not yet.
**[18:15] Isaku**
"Not yet"?
**[18:17] Keiya**
This way, please.
**[18:19] Isaku**
Huh? What?
**[18:21] Isaku**
What's going on?
**[18:24] Keiya**
Ta-da!
**[18:29] Keiya**
It's a pool.
**[18:31] Isaku**
Y-Yeah, I see that.
**[18:33] Keiya**
I have a watermelon, fireworks,
and shaved ice, too.
**[18:37] Keiya**
We can barbecue, too.
**[18:39] Keiya**
Isn't it a photogenic setup?
**[18:41] Isaku**
I didn't think I'd hear a word like
"photogenic" out of your mouth.
**[18:47] Keiya**
Even I know that much.
**[18:50] Isaku**
You did all this while I was changing?
**[18:52] Keiya**
Yes.
**[18:53] Isaku**
Wow!
**[18:55] Keiya**
Our field trip didn't end so well,
**[18:59] Keiya**
so I thought it'd be nice to start
over and make some fun memories.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Isaku**
What is it?
**[19:20] (Flashback) Keiya**
Nothing.
**[19:31] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[19:33] Keiya**
Come on, I made fancy drinks.
**[19:41] Isaku**
*This is pretty nice, even if
it* is *just me living it up alone.*
**[19:50] Isaku**
*He's really going all out.*
**[20:05] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[20:06] Keiya**
Yes?
**[20:11] Isaku**
Got you!
**[20:23] Isaku**
Aren't you gonna use the pool?
**[20:28] Keiya**
Me?
**[20:30] Isaku**
Yeah. You went to all this trouble.
**[20:32] Isaku**
I can help you with the barbecue after.
**[20:36] Keiya**
Don't mind if I do, then.
**[20:45] Isaku**
* R-Right, he has to*
* take off his shirt first...*
**[20:48] Isaku**
*Suddenly I'm feeling shy. What now?*
**[20:53] Keiya**
Scoot over, Isaku-san.
**[20:57] Keiya**
I want to get in the ring, too.
**[21:00] Isaku**
Y-You won't fit! It's a single-person one!
**[21:03] Keiya**
It'll be fine if we squeeze.
**[21:07] Isaku**
I-It's not fine!
**[21:14] Keiya**
See? We fit.
**[21:16] Isaku**
No, we don't! I'm just sitting on top of you!
**[21:22] Isaku**
I'm getting out!
**[21:23] Keiya**
No.
**[21:25] Keiya**
Got you!
**[21:28] Isaku**
*My heart's gonna give out...*
**[21:34] Isaku**
This position isn't comfortable.
**[21:40] Isaku**
Hey! Don't just silently stare!
**[21:42] Keiya**
I was just thinking about how you've grown.
**[21:47] Isaku**
You're treating me like a kid again.
**[21:50] Keiya**
Grown into the body type I like, I meant.
**[22:00] Isaku**
Dirty old yakuza man.
**[22:02] Keiya**
Aw.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 6
A MIDSUMMER
AND NIGHT'S DREAM
# E6 - A Midsummer and Night's Dream
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WZ5W/a-midsummer-and-nights-dream)
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**[00:00] Isaku**
* It's August, and summer*
* break has only just begun.*
***SIGN*** HIGH SCHOOL MATH I
***SIGN*** PROBLEM SETS
**[00:06] Isaku**
*I finished all my homework already.*
**[00:14] Isaku**
It's Ando-san.
**[00:17] [SONG] Caption**
Isaku-chan! Katsuki and I
plan to hit the town together soon.
Want to come with us?
**[00:17] Ando**
* Isaku-chan! Katsuki and I*
* plan to hit the town together soon.*
**[00:22] Ando**
*Want to come with us?*
**[00:28] [SONG] Caption**
Isaku-chan! Katsuki and I
plan to hit the town together soon.
Want to come with us?
**[00:28] [SONG] Caption**
Isaku-chan! Katsuki and I
plan to hit the town together soon.
Want to come with us?
**[00:28] [SONG] Caption**
I'd love to!
**[00:28] Isaku**
*I'd love to!*
**[00:30] Ando**
*Sweet!*
**[00:30] [SONG] Caption**
I'd love to!
**[00:30] [SONG] Caption**
Sweet!
**[00:31] [SONG] Caption**
Sweet!
**[00:31] [SONG] Caption**
I'll let Katsuki know.
**[00:31] Ando**
*I'll let Katsuki know.*
**[00:34] Isaku**
Plans with friends during summer break?
This is like a dream!
**[00:41] Isaku**
Right?
**[00:42] Isaku**
We'd never have imagined that before, huh?
**[00:48] Isaku**
You're going to sleep?
Come on, share my happiness!
**[00:57] Isaku**
They're all asleep.
**[01:07] Luka**
Isaku-san!
**[01:08] Kongo**
What's the matter?
**[01:10] Isaku**
Say, let me help.
**[01:14] Kongo**
No, Isaku-san, we can't have
you do something like this.
**[01:18] Kongo**
*Keiya-san would beat me black and blue.*
**[01:21] Isaku**
But wouldn't it be faster with three people?
**[01:24] Luka**
It's our job.
**[01:26] Isaku**
Oh.
**[01:30] Kongo**
I wonder what that was about.
**[01:39] Isaku**
*I'm bored.*
**[01:41] Isaku**
* It used to be normal for me*
* to be alone with nothing to do,*
**[01:47] Isaku**
* but now I almost feel lonely,*
* like I want people around.*
**[01:52] Isaku**
* Maybe because I'm always with Keiya lately,*
* and I sort of have friends now?*
**[01:59] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I'm home.
**[02:04] Isaku**
Welcome back!
**[02:05] Keiya**
That's rare.
**[02:08] Keiya**
Normally you snap at me
not to barge into your room.
**[02:12] Keiya**
You must've been very bored.
**[02:15] Keiya**
I heard from Luka and Kongo
**[02:17] Keiya**
that you suddenly
volunteered to help them clean.
**[02:21] Isaku**
Uh-huh.
**[02:24] Keiya**
Someone gave me some bean jelly.
Do you want some?
**[02:27] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[02:28] Keiya**
I'll slice it up, then.
**[02:32] Isaku**
A summer festival?
**[02:34] Keiya**
Yes, at the shopping arcade.
We'll be operating stalls there.
**[02:38] Keiya**
Would you like to come?
**[02:40] Keiya**
I could walk around with you after I work.
**[02:43] Isaku**
*A festival with Keiya.*
**[02:46] Isaku**
I-I want to, but...
**[02:50] Isaku**
I'm pretty sure I'd run into
grade school classmates there.
**[02:55] Keiya**
True, it is a neighborhood festival.
**[02:58] Isaku**
* If I walk around with Keiya,*
* it'll happen again.*
**[03:07] Keiya**
Would you rather not?
**[03:11] Isaku**
I'll go.
**[03:15] Keiya**
All right.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 6 STRIFE AND SETTLEMENT
**[04:51] Isaku**
* I wonder if this yukata looks good.*
* Maybe it's weird to wear it?*
**[04:57] Isaku**
* Keiya sounded like this was*
* just convenient because of work,*
**[05:00] Isaku**
*so am I getting* too *into it?*
**[05:02] Isaku**
*Then again, yukata are normal for a festival.*
**[05:06] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[05:11] Keiya**
Sorry to keep you waiting. Shall we?
**[05:13] Isaku**
Y-Yeah.
**[05:18] Keiya**
You wore a yukata.
**[05:20] Isaku**
I-It was a good chance.
**[05:22] Isaku**
I, um, like to wear one
at least once a summer.
**[05:28] Keiya**
It looks great on you.
**[05:32] Isaku**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** TAKOYAKI CHOCOLATE BANANAS
**[05:38] Isaku**
I want takoyaki!
**[05:40] Keiya**
I'll go buy some.
**[05:42] Keiya**
You wait here.
**[05:43] Isaku**
Okay.
**[05:51] Mami**
Hey, is that...
**[05:53] Aika**
So I was right, it *is* Senagaki-san.
Haven't seen her in a while.
**[05:58] Isaku**
*Uh-oh, it's Mami-chan and Aika-chan.*
**[06:01] (Flashback) Young Isaku**
Good morning, Mami-chan, Aika-chan.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Mami**
You're in a yakuza family, right, Isaku-chan?
**[06:10] (Flashback) Aika**
My dad said they're bad guys.
**[06:14] Girl 1**
Oh, is she your friend? She's pretty!
**[06:18] Mami**
Not exactly a "friend."
**[06:20] Girl 1**
Hello!
**[06:21] Aika**
No, don't!
**[06:23] Aika**
You probably don't know, since
you just moved here, but...
**[06:26] Girl 1**
What? A yakuza granddaughter?!
**[06:28] Mami**
Shh! She'll hear you!
**[06:30] Isaku**
*I hear you loud and clear.*
**[06:32] Girl 1**
Well, I've never seen
someone like that before!
**[06:36] Keiya**
Isaku-chan!
**[06:38] Keiya**
Friends of yours?
**[06:39] Isaku**
*"Isaku-chan"?*
**[06:42] Isaku**
No, um, they're... grade school classmates.
**[06:47] Keiya**
Hello there.
**[06:48] Girl 1**
Who's that?
**[06:50] Mami**
Quiet! He might be one of them!
**[07:03] Keiya**
I'm a high school classmate
of Isaku-chan's, actually.
**[07:07] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[07:11] Keiya**
We're on a date, so we'll be going now.
**[07:14] Isaku**
*Huh?!*
**[07:24] Isaku**
Y-You surprised me.
**[07:26] Keiya**
I figured you might not want them
to know I'm with the Senagakis.
**[07:32] Keiya**
Do you want to go home?
**[07:34] Isaku**
I'm okay.
**[07:36] Isaku**
*My priority right now is...*
**[07:42] Isaku**
*I don't want to let go!*
**[07:46] Isaku**
J-Just while we're at the festival.
**[07:49] Isaku**
After all, we might run into them again.
**[07:54] Isaku**
* The more I talk, the more*
* ridiculous my excuse gets!*
**[07:58] Isaku**
So...
**[07:59] Keiya**
That makes sense.
**[08:02] Keiya**
Just while we're at the festival, then.
**[08:09] Keiya**
Shall we eat our takoyaki
around here somewhere?
**[08:12] Isaku**
Sure.
**[08:13] Keiya**
I don't think I can eat while holding hands.
**[08:16] Keiya**
Is it all right if I eat some?
**[08:18] Isaku**
You can let go of my hand
while we're eating, jeez.
**[08:27] Isaku**
*Just for tonight at this festival...*
**[08:31] Isaku**
*I want to stay like this.*
**[08:38] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[08:39] Isaku**
*He reminds me a little of Keiya.*
**[08:43] Isaku**
*He's cute!*
**[08:46] Isaku**
I'm gonna do the shooting booth.
**[08:50] Vendor**
Thanks!
**[08:52] Isaku**
I'm gonna get that black dog.
**[08:54] Keiya**
Dog?
**[08:56] Keiya**
*That's an ugly dog.*
**[08:58] Keiya**
It's pretty big.
**[09:00] Keiya**
Shall I do it?
**[09:02] Isaku**
No, I want to try.
**[09:04] Vendor**
Stay behind the white line, miss.
**[09:06] Isaku**
Got it.
**[09:08] Keiya**
It's a good idea to aim
for one of the corners.
**[09:11] Isaku**
Okay.
**[09:14] Keiya**
A little to the right.
**[09:16] Isaku**
Two more chances!
**[09:18] Isaku**
Huh?
**[09:20] Keiya**
Give it your best.
**[09:21] Isaku**
Last chance!
**[09:23] Isaku**
I got—
**[09:26] Vendor**
That's all.
**[09:28] Vendor**
Here, a consolation prize.
**[09:30] Isaku**
Aw, I even hit him, though.
**[09:33] Isaku**
I feel like I can do it if I try again.
**[09:35] Keiya**
It might be tricky for you.
**[09:38] Isaku**
Aw!
**[09:40] Keiya**
I'll get it.
**[10:02] Keiya**
I got it.
**[10:03] Isaku**
Wow, that was amazing!
**[10:06] Vendor**
C-Congratulations!
**[10:10] Vendor**
*I thought he was gonna kill me.*
**[10:14] Isaku**
In the end Keiya got you for me, huh?
**[10:17] Keiya**
I'm glad you like him, Isaku-chan.
**[10:22] Isaku**
*I sure do, Uto-kun.*
**[10:26] Isaku**
*Ah, I wish time would stand still.*
**[10:39] Keiya**
Next time you run into a classmate,
you can just wear a mask.
**[10:43] Isaku**
B-But I can't see anything. That's scary.
**[10:51] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[10:52] Isaku**
Wh-Where to next? I'm a little thirsty.
**[10:57] Keiya**
Oh, are your feet starting to hurt?
**[11:00] Isaku**
Uh...
**[11:01] Isaku**
I wish I'd worn sneakers.
**[11:03] Keiya**
Why don't we take a little break?
**[11:06] Keiya**
Wait there, please.
**[11:10] Isaku**
* I never learn. This is*
* the zoo all over again.*
**[11:20] Isaku**
*He really does look like Keiya.*
**[11:23] Isaku**
*The grumpy eyes, and the... hair?*
**[11:55] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[11:57] Keiya**
Is apple juice all right?
**[11:59] Isaku**
Oh, um, yeah. Thanks.
**[12:06] Isaku**
*H-He didn't see me, right?*
**[12:10] Keiya**
Shall we head home when we're finished?
**[12:12] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[12:14] Isaku**
*I guess it's ending, huh? Keiya's and my...*
**[12:20] Isaku**
The pretend date was fun.
**[12:24] Isaku**
*That should be safe to say, right?*
**[12:28] Keiya**
Actually...
**[12:30] Keiya**
I wasn't pretending.
**[12:36] Isaku**
*H-Huh? What does that mean?*
**[12:39] Isaku**
*Or maybe it doesn't mean much?*
**[12:42] Keiya**
Oh, I see your classmates over there.
**[12:58] Isaku**
Are they gone?
**[12:59] Keiya**
I'm sorry. I lied.
**[13:02] Isaku**
What?
**[13:03] Isaku**
Why would you lie?
**[13:07] Keiya**
Because you're unfair.
**[13:09] Isaku**
How so?
**[13:11] Keiya**
Lots of ways.
**[13:27] Isaku**
Morning.
**[13:29] Keiya**
Good morning, Isaku-san.
**[13:38] Keiya**
Oh, did you not sleep enough?
**[13:40] Isaku**
Huh?
**[13:42] Keiya**
You have bags under your eyes.
**[13:43] Isaku**
No way!
**[13:44] Keiya**
Couldn't you sleep?
**[13:47] Isaku**
I'm going to hang out with
Ando-san and Katsuki-san today.
**[13:51] Keiya**
Right.
**[13:52] Isaku**
So I was too excited to sleep.
**[13:55] Keiya**
Well, eat your breakfast,
and hopefully that'll help.
**[13:59] Isaku**
Right.
**[14:01] Keiya**
How late will you be out?
**[14:03] Isaku**
I'll come home for dinner.
**[14:05] Keiya**
Understood.
**[14:12] Isaku**
This is yummy.
**[14:13] Keiya**
I'm glad.
**[14:25] Ando**
Isaku-chan, we're here!
**[14:28] Katsuki**
Cute dress.
**[14:29] Isaku**
Th-Thank you.
**[14:32] Isaku**
I was so excited for today that I couldn't
sleep, so I got bags under my eyes!
**[14:38] Isaku**
I did my best to cover them with makeup!
**[14:42] Katsuki**
You're so funny, Isaku-chan!
**[14:45] Katsuki**
You're good. No bags in sight.
**[14:54] Katsuki**
This is good.
**[14:56] Isaku**
It really is.
**[14:57] Ando**
Give me a bite.
**[14:59] Katsuki**
Aw! Well then, I want a bite of yours.
**[15:04] Isaku**
These look delicious!
**[15:06] Katsuki**
Apparently this place
has been around forever.
**[15:14] Isaku**
I can't get any to come up.
**[15:16] Isaku**
I had no idea tapioca was
such a lung capacity test.
**[15:20] Ando**
Usually not quite this much.
**[15:25] Katsuki**
You should see your face!
**[15:26] Ando**
Looking good!
**[15:28] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan, try this hat on.
**[15:32] Katsuki**
You look like a rich lady.
**[15:33] Isaku**
*I really do.*
**[15:34] Ando**
Wait, put these sunglasses on!
**[15:39] Ando**
You look so sketchy!
**[15:40] Katsuki**
That's too good.
**[15:42] Katsuki**
Scoot a little closer, Isaku-chan.
**[15:44] Isaku**
L-Like this?
**[15:45] Ando**
The heart isn't balanced!
**[15:47] Isaku**
On it!
**[15:52] Isaku**
*Eating and checking out stores with friends,*
**[15:57] Isaku**
* it's like one of the groups I see*
* having fun, but I'm in the group.*
**[16:01] Isaku**
* Feeling like I'm getting closer*
* to them made me happy.*
**[16:06] Isaku**
*I did worry that I was too bubbly, though.*
**[16:11] Katsuki**
Guess it's about time to go home.
**[16:13] Ando**
Time sure went by fast!
**[16:14] Isaku**
Yes, it did.
**[16:16] Katsuki**
That was super fun.
**[16:18] Ando**
Totally.
**[16:19] Ando**
Let's hang out again, Isaku-chan.
**[16:22] Isaku**
Yes!
**[16:24] Katsuki**
Bye-bye!
**[16:25] Ando**
Bye-bye!
**[16:29] Isaku**
*They felt the same way I did!*
**[16:37] Isaku**
*That was so much fun!*
**[16:43] Isaku**
I don't think I can sleep.
And I didn't sleep last night, either.
**[16:56] Isaku**
*I can't fall asleep!*
**[17:09] Keiya**
Isaku-san, breakfast is ready.
**[17:14] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[17:16] Keiya**
Your alarm is beeping.
**[17:25] Isaku**
Sorry, mistake.
**[17:29] Isaku**
There it is.
**[17:30] Keiya**
It's rare to see you having a slow morning.
**[17:33] Keiya**
You usually keep the same
schedule like clockwork.
**[17:35] Isaku**
Don't barge into my room.
**[17:39] Keiya**
Did you stay up late last night?
**[17:41] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[17:43] Isaku**
I was so excited...
**[17:47] Isaku**
that I couldn't sleep.
**[17:49] Keiya**
Want to sleep a little longer?
**[17:52] Keiya**
I have to work until late tonight, so I was
hoping to eat breakfast with you.
**[17:58] Isaku**
I'm awake, so get out.
**[18:00] Keiya**
Hmm?
**[18:01] Isaku**
I don't want you to see
my "just woke up" face.
**[18:03] Keiya**
That's silly! You're perfectly cute
24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
**[18:10] Isaku**
Get out, already!
**[18:20] Keiya**
Do you sleep with him?
**[18:23] Isaku**
I put him by my pillow,
**[18:26] Isaku**
but I guess he got tangled in
the sheets while I was sleeping.
**[18:34] Isaku**
You and him really do look alike.
**[18:38] Keiya**
He looks like me?
**[18:41] Isaku**
Well, his grumpy eyes and his
bangs remind me of you.
**[18:52] Isaku**
* Is he mad at me because I said*
* he looked like a dog plushie?*
**[18:58] Isaku**
Um, give him back—
**[19:01] Isaku**
Mean!
**[19:10] Isaku**
K-Keiya?
**[19:16] Keiya**
I'm jealous of a stuffed animal.
**[19:18] Isaku**
* He's even hostile to my plushie?*
* Is it because he's a male dog?*
**[19:23] Isaku**
Come on, Keiya, let me go!
**[19:26] Isaku**
It's hard to breathe, you're
heavy, and it's too hot!
**[19:32] Isaku**
Aren't we eating breakfast?
**[19:38] Isaku**
And what about your work?
**[19:42] Isaku**
Hey!
**[19:43] Keiya**
I don't care about breakfast or work anymore.
**[19:47] Isaku**
*Say what?!*
**[19:49] Isaku**
*I don't know what this means.*
**[19:58] Isaku**
*Keiya's heartbeat is quiet.*
**[20:03] Isaku**
*Guess I'm the only one who's nervous.*
**[20:07] Isaku**
*When we went to the festival together,*
**[20:09] Isaku**
*he called it a date without batting an eye.*
**[20:13] Isaku**
* But maybe it's not really*
* like that after all...*
**[20:25] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I...
**[20:34] Keiya**
Huh?
**[20:37] Keiya**
I-sa-ku-saaaan!
**[20:45] Keiya**
Yet you'll do it with that plushie.
**[21:12] Keiya**
*And you look so peaceful.*
**[21:20] Keiya**
*How long must I wait?*
**[21:49] Isaku**
*Keiya.*
**[21:57] Isaku**
*Keiya, I...*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 7
TANUKI
AND
GUARD DOG
# E7 - TANUKI AND GUARD DOG
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXW3D4/tanuki-and-guard-dog)
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**[00:01] Luka**
Isaku-san, your grandfather wants to see you.
**[00:03] Isaku**
Okay.
**[00:05] Isaku**
It's good to see you again, sir.
**[00:07] Tanuki-gumi Boss**
Hello there, Isaku-chan.
**[00:09] Tasuke**
There's cake for you, too, honey.
**[00:12] Isaku**
* This is my grandfather's sworn*
* brother, the boss of the Tanuki-gumi.*
**[00:17] Isaku**
*He's been nice to me since I was little.*
**[00:22] Isaku**
*There's a stranger here, too.*
**[00:24] Tanuki-gumi Boss**
Oh, this is my grandson.
He's a first-year in high school, like you.
**[00:29] Isaku**
P-Pleased to meet you.
**[00:33] Mikio**
So, you got a boyfriend?
**[00:36] Tanuki-gumi Boss**
Don't be disrespectful!
**[00:39] Senagaki**
The boys love you, Isaku!
**[00:41] Isaku**
*That startled me.*
**[00:44] Mikio**
I'm Tanuki Mikio. Nice to meet you.
**[00:48] Isaku**
* He's a personality type I might*
* not be good at dealing with.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 7
***SIGN*** TANUKI
***SIGN*** AND GUARD DOG
***SIGN*** GRADUATION
CEREMONY
**[02:34] Nagio**
Hey there!
**[02:43] Nagio**
Kurumi.
**[03:02] Nagio**
From now on, we'll be able to kiss every day.
**[03:08] Kurumi**
*Kisses of happiness, forever.*
**[03:26] Isaku**
* Today is a girls' date at Katsuki-san's.*
* I've been looking forward to it.*
**[03:31] Ando**
Crap, that was so good.
**[03:33] Katsuki**
I want a romance like that!
**[03:39] Katsuki**
I want a hottie to hug me and kiss me!
**[03:45] Katsuki**
Have you two kissed anyone?
**[03:48] Ando**
Yeah, I guess. It was just my
middle school boyfriend, though.
**[03:55] Katsuki**
I'm so jealous!
**[03:57] Isaku**
Y-You kissed in middle school? Wow...
**[04:01] Katsuki**
And you, Isaku-chan?
**[04:07] (Flashback) Keiya**
Does "I'm not opposed"
**[04:10] (Flashback) Keiya**
mean it's okay if I do it?
**[04:16] Isaku**
I haven't.
**[04:17] Ando**
Really?!
**[04:18] Katsuki**
She paused! And she's blushing!
**[04:21] Ando**
Was it with Uto-kun?!
**[04:23] Isaku**
We really haven't k-kissed.
**[04:28] Ando**
Oh, I see.
**[04:29] Katsuki**
But you two are so close.
**[04:32] Ando**
Don't you ever think about
dating him? He's good-looking.
**[04:36] Katsuki**
Right? A little weird, but good-looking.
**[04:41] Isaku**
W-We went to a festival last week.
**[04:46] Isaku**
He said it was a d-d-date...
**[04:54] Katsuki**
I *knew* something was up!
***SIGN*** CAN I KISS YOU EVERY DAY?
**[04:56] Ando**
Did he officially say he likes you?!
**[04:58] Isaku**
No.
**[05:00] Isaku**
I guess I don't really know how Keiya feels,
**[05:06] Isaku**
and I'm kind of scared to know for sure,
**[05:07] Ando**
*She just called him "Keiya"!*
**[05:10] Isaku**
but I also kind of want to know, you know?
**[05:10] Katsuki**
*At school she only calls him "Uto"!*
**[05:15] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan... you like him, don't you?
**[05:23] Ando**
You should tell him!
**[05:26] Isaku**
N-No, it's probably not time...
**[05:30] Katsuki**
Try casually testing the waters
and see if he's into it.
**[05:36] Isaku**
* That's the first time I've told*
* someone how I feel about Keiya.*
**[05:40] Isaku**
*I said a lot of embarrassing things.*
**[05:45] Isaku**
*But it was fun.*
**[05:50] Isaku**
I'm home.
**[05:52] Keiya**
Did you have fun?
**[05:53] Isaku**
Yeah. We watched a movie,
ate snacks, and ta—
**[05:58] Keiya**
Hmm? And what?
**[06:02] Isaku**
Talked about boys.
**[06:03] Keiya**
Boys? I assume you were just
a listener on that topic.
**[06:08] Isaku**
Assuming isn't nice.
**[06:15] Isaku**
Later.
**[06:18] Keiya**
Was your boy talk...
**[06:20] Keiya**
about me?
**[06:22] Isaku**
No!
**[06:23] Isaku**
A-As if I'd talk about *you*.
**[06:28] Keiya**
Ouch.
**[06:30] Isaku**
* What? Was he joking,*
* or being serious? Which is it?!*
**[06:37] (Flashback) Katsuki**
Try casually testing the waters
and see if he's into it.
**[06:42] Isaku**
Why did you ask me that?
**[06:51] Keiya**
Just a guess.
**[06:54] Isaku**
I see.
**[07:04] Isaku**
*I don't know! I don't get Keiya at all.*
**[07:09] Isaku**
* Every time I think he might*
* feel the same way as me,*
**[07:14] Isaku**
*I just want to get closer to him.*
**[07:33] Student 1**
Please stop.
**[07:36] Mikio**
*You* picked this fight.
**[07:40] Four-Eyes**
Mikio-san!
**[07:43] Four-Eyes**
What are you doing? You'll catch
hell from the boss again!
**[07:47] Mikio**
I didn't start it this time.
**[07:50] Four-Eyes**
Be quiet!
**[07:53] Four-Eyes**
You realize that I get yelled
at too because of you?
**[08:10] Four-Eyes**
He's gone!
**[08:18] Isaku**
*I think I'm in the wrong section.*
**[08:23] Mikio**
Nice to see you again!
**[08:27] Isaku**
Uh... Tanuki?
**[08:29] Mikio**
Yep. Mikio.
**[08:32] Mikio**
You're cute in a school uniform, Isaku-chan!
**[08:37] Keiya**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[08:40] Keiya**
Nice to see you again.
**[08:42] High Schooler**
A hot boy just did the "wall
slam" with another hot boy!
**[08:42] Mikio**
Who are you, again?
**[08:44] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[08:47] Mikio**
Oh, the Senagaki captain!
**[08:49] Mikio**
What's with the school uniform?
**[08:51] Keiya**
Take your time, Isaku-san.
I'll wait for you outside.
**[08:55] Isaku**
Okay.
**[08:59] Mikio**
An old yakuza dude cosplaying
as a high schooler?
**[09:03] Keiya**
I'm currently a high
schooler in body and soul.
**[09:05] Mikio**
Is this some new scam?
**[09:08] Keiya**
I'm impersonating a student
at Isaku-san's school
**[09:11] Keiya**
in order to protect Isaku-san from lowlifes.
**[09:17] Mikio**
So you're a guard dog?
**[09:19] Mikio**
Gotta wonder if Senagaki-gumi
is safe with you as Number 2.
**[09:24] Mikio**
"Hey, Dad, gimme your daughter's hand."
**[09:33] Keiya**
You better talk to me with respect, *kid*.
**[09:45] Isaku**
Keiya, I'm done—
**[09:46] Isaku**
Huh?
**[09:48] Keiya**
Well, you have a nice day.
**[10:02] Four-Eyes**
Mikio-san!
**[10:07] Mikio**
That was scary.
**[10:08] Four-Eyes**
Huh?
**[10:10] Mikio**
I may have found a great way to kill time.
**[10:13] Four-Eyes**
What?
**[10:14] Mikio**
Hey, do me a favor.
**[10:18] Four-Eyes**
Huh?
***SIGN*** TANUKI MIKIO
**[10:29] Mikio**
I'm Tanuki Mikio!
**[10:31] Mikio**
Nice to meetcha.
**[10:36] Isaku**
*Am I hallucinating?*
**[10:38] Mikio**
Isaku-chan!
**[10:42] Isaku**
*I'm not hallucinating!*
**[10:48] Keiya**
What's this about?
**[10:50] Mikio**
Whatcha mean?
**[10:51] Keiya**
I'm asking why you transferred
to our high school.
**[10:56] Mikio**
I figured it'd be fun to
go to school with you two.
**[11:00] Keiya**
Answer seriously, please.
**[11:03] Isaku**
Keiya, let go! This is embarrassing.
**[11:06] Ando**
Isaku-chan!
**[11:08] Katsuki**
Do you know Tanuki-kun?
**[11:10] Mikio**
Oh, good question! We—
**[11:12] Isaku**
Um, actually, Tanuki-kun is family—
**[11:16] Isaku**
I mean, our p-parents are friends—
**[11:19] Isaku**
Or not parents, but grandparents?
**[11:23] Isaku**
Keep quiet about our families, okay?!
**[11:26] Mikio**
Oh, you're on Team "Hide It"?
I'm on Team "Mention It Whenever."
**[11:31] Isaku**
I'd like you to keep quiet about
your ties, too, if you would.
**[11:34] Keiya**
By the way, our cover story is
that we're childhood friends.
**[11:39] Mikio**
That's hilarious.
**[11:41] Mikio**
Hmm, what to do...
**[11:47] Isaku**
Please. I'm finally fitting in with
my class, and I've made friends.
**[11:52] Isaku**
I don't want to be shunned.
**[11:56] Isaku**
I don't want to go back to being alone.
**[12:02] Mikio**
Huh, I never had that idea. Kinda novel.
**[12:07] Mikio**
But hey, we're gonna die
like dogs eventually,
**[12:12] Mikio**
so I get why you want good memories.
**[12:15] Keiya**
Please don't scare her.
**[12:17] Mikio**
Sure, I'll keep quiet for you.
**[12:21] Mikio**
Repay me by being friendly
with me. Both of you.
**[12:25] Isaku**
What do you mean by "be friendly"?
**[12:28] Mikio**
I'm sayin' I wanna be friends.
**[12:31] Isaku**
Huh?
**[12:35] Keiya**
How inconvenient.
**[12:36] Keiya**
In my position, I can't afford
to openly oppose him too much.
**[12:42] Keiya**
I'll protect you, Isaku-san.
**[12:46] Keiya**
But if you're uncomfortable,
I'll get rid of him.
**[12:48] Isaku**
Not necessary. Don't do anything.
**[12:52] Keiya**
Now let's decide what to do
for the culture festival.
**[12:56] Keiya**
Let's hear some suggestions.
**[13:00] Mikio**
He's a class rep!
**[13:03] Keiya**
Pipe down, Tanuki-kun.
**[13:06] Isaku**
*I definitely don't want to be his friend,*
**[13:09] Isaku**
* but I might need to stick close*
* to him to keep him from blabbing.*
**[13:15] Ando**
Me!
**[13:17] Ando**
I want to do a play!
**[13:19] Satonaka**
A play?
**[13:20] Morikawa**
Too much work.
**[13:21] Ando**
We should do *Romeo and Juliet*!
**[13:24] Katsuki**
I have scripts ready!
**[13:26] Katsuki**
It'll help us deepen our friendships, too.
**[13:29] Ando**
Let's all work together and
make a great teenage memory!
**[13:34] Isaku**
*A play, huh? That might be fun.*
**[13:37] Isaku**
*I hope I'm a stagehand.*
**[13:40] Ando**
And next...
**[13:42] Katsuki**
About the casting...
***SIGN*** Juliet Romeo
Senagaki Isaku Uto Keiya
**[13:47] Katsuki**
Uto-kun will be Romeo,
and Senagaki-san will be Juliet!
**[13:52] Isaku**
What?!
**[13:54] Ando**
Nice, you're already using your diaphragm.
**[13:56] Katsuki**
These two never make any
progress, so we came up with...
**[14:01] Ando**
...Operation: Get Worked Up Playing
Lovers and Then Date for Real!
**[14:07] Katsuki**
A life and death romantic tragedy...
**[14:09] Ando**
...is the perfect theme!
**[14:11] Isaku**
I-I don't have any acting experience...
**[14:15] Ando**
No problem! We'll rehearse lots.
**[14:19] Ando**
No one visually fits the
parts better than you two!
**[14:23] Katsuki**
You'll do it, won't you?
**[14:25] Keiya**
Of course, if you'd like me to.
**[14:27] Isaku**
*He agreed so easily!*
**[14:30] Sato**
They do look the parts.
**[14:32] Morikawa**
I kinda wanna see that!
**[14:33] Keiya**
I'll work to meet your expectations.
**[14:36] Keiya**
So, what's *Romeo and Juliet* about?
**[14:39] All but Keiya**
*You don't know?*
**[14:42] Ando**
"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore
art thou Romeo?" That one.
**[14:47] Katsuki**
The super-famous love story by Shakespeare.
***SIGN*** ROMEO AND JULIET
SHAKESPEARE
**[14:51] Keiya**
A romance? I see.
**[14:54] Mikio**
'Scuze me!
**[14:56] Mikio**
Objection!
**[14:58] Mikio**
I wanna be Romeo.
**[15:02] Isaku**
*No!*
**[15:03] Katsuki**
This is an unexpected twist.
**[15:05] Ando**
What now?
**[15:07] Keiya**
That won't do.
**[15:08] Keiya**
Romeo won't— No, I am Romeo!
And I won't let you have Juliet!
**[15:15] Ando**
He's suddenly in the role!
**[15:17] Katsuki**
Even though he doesn't know the story...
**[15:20] Mikio**
But classmates have equal
participation rights, don't they?
**[15:24] Mikio**
The culture festival is for everyone.
**[15:27] Keiya**
What's your game here?
**[15:29] Mikio**
If I play Isaku-chan's lover,
we might get closer. Right?
**[15:34] Ando**
What's going on?
**[15:35] Katsuki**
A love triangle?
**[15:37] Mikio**
Let's rock-paper-scissors this.
**[15:39] Keiya**
Fine by me.
**[15:44] Isaku**
*Don't lose, Keiya!*
**[15:47] Katsuki**
*Don't fail, Uto-kun!*
**[15:49] Ando**
*You have to win!*
**[15:51] Keiya**
Ready.
**[15:52] Mikio**
Set.
**[15:53] Keiya / Mikio**
Go!
**[16:02] Mikio**
Yay! I'm Romeo!
***SIGN*** Juliet Romeo
Senagaki Isaku Tanuki Mikio
**[16:13] Isaku**
*Our class is slated to perform
*Romeo and Juliet *at the culture festival,*
***SIGN*** DRAMATIS PERSONAE AND CAST
Tanuki Mikio
ROMEO Uto Keiya
JULIET Senagaki Isaku
TYBALT
HOUSE OF MONTAGUE
***SIGN*** —————
**[16:20] Isaku**
*with some bizarre casting.*
**[16:24] Mikio**
Beauty too rich for use!
**[16:27] Isaku**
*Who are you?*
**[16:28] Mikio**
Touching hers, I'll make
blessèd my rude hand!
**[16:32] Keiya**
You mustn't!
**[16:35] Isaku**
Keiya?
**[16:36] Mikio**
What's your problem, overprotective old man?
**[16:40] Keiya**
Keep your rude hand away
from Isa—no, Juliet.
**[16:44] Keiya**
She belongs to me.
**[16:46] Katsuki**
Tybalt, you came in early.
**[16:49] Ando**
And those lines don't exist.
**[16:51] Keiya**
In the duel scene,
**[16:53] Keiya**
I think we should use real
swords for extra impact.
**[16:58] Katsuki**
How would we even get real swords?
**[17:01] Keiya**
Oh, I could bring my—
**[17:04] Isaku**
Time out!
**[17:05] Mikio**
Tee hee.
**[17:09] Isaku**
Seriously?
**[17:10] Keiya**
I absolutely won't allow a love
scene between you and Mikio-san.
**[17:14] Isaku**
Well, you lost at rock-paper-scissors.
**[17:18] Isaku**
You lost, so accept the loss,
**[17:21] Isaku**
and just concentrate on
making the play a success.
**[17:25] Keiya**
Could you not say "lost" so many times?
**[17:29] Isaku**
Go back inside.
**[17:37] Isaku**
*I know this isn't Keiya's fault, but...*
**[17:41] Isaku**
*I wanted to play Keiya's lover.*
**[17:46] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan.
**[17:47] Katsuki**
I'm sorry this got weird.
**[17:49] Isaku**
Huh?
**[17:50] Katsuki**
See, we suggested this play to get
things moving between you and Uto-kun.
**[17:56] Ando**
But things took a turn
we didn't anticipate.
**[18:00] Isaku**
Oh, so that's what happened.
**[18:04] Isaku**
*They were trying to help me.*
**[18:08] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[18:10] Isaku**
This is a chance for me to try
something new, so I'll give it my best!
**[18:21] Isaku**
O... Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
**[18:30] Isaku**
How was that?
**[18:31] Mikio; Katsuki; Ando**
*Shockingly stiff.*
**[18:35] Isaku**
Sorry we had to stay late.
**[18:38] Mikio**
I'm thinking you just don't love me enough.
**[18:42] Isaku**
Why did you want to play Romeo?
**[18:45] Mikio**
Because I wanted to get
closer to you, Isaku-chan.
**[18:50] Isaku**
You're a bad liar.
**[18:51] Mikio**
You know how pissed Kei-chan
gets when I mess with you.
**[18:56] Mikio**
It's funny.
**[18:59] Mikio**
And I'm sure the fact that he has to tread
lightly with me makes him *extra* pissed.
**[19:06] Isaku**
*What is this guy thinking?*
**[19:10] Mikio**
I'm *bored*. Grandpa monitors me 24-7.
**[19:16] Isaku**
Do you live with your grandfather?
**[19:19] Mikio**
Yeah, since before high school started.
**[19:21] Mikio**
My folks apparently couldn't handle me,
so they tossed me in Grandpa Jail.
**[19:26] Isaku**
What the heck did you do?
**[19:28] Mikio**
Lotsa things.
**[19:30] Mikio**
Being with you two oughta
help with the boredom.
**[19:34] Isaku**
*He pisses me off.*
**[19:37] Isaku**
*All I want is a peaceful school life!*
**[19:48] Sato**
Tanuki-kun and Senagaki-san
would be good together, huh?
**[19:48] Isaku**
Stop it!
**[19:51] Satonaka**
What? But Senagaki-san has Uto-kun.
**[19:59] Mikio**
Night! See you tomorrow!
**[20:02] Keiya**
Thank you for your work.
**[20:06] Keiya**
Thanks for yours too, Isaku-san.
**[20:09] Isaku**
We're the last ones here.
**[20:11] Keiya**
Let's lock the windows and go home.
**[20:14] Isaku**
Okay.
**[20:18] Keiya**
Your acting was shockingly stiff.
**[20:22] Isaku**
I'm better than I was at first.
**[20:24] Keiya**
Are you sure?
**[20:26] Isaku**
I got detailed notes.
**[20:28] Isaku**
Watch this.
**[20:31] Isaku**
Palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
**[20:39] Isaku**
Don't laugh!
**[20:51] Keiya**
O then, dear saint...
**[20:59] Keiya**
let lips do what hands do.
**[21:20] Keiya**
Aren't I better at this than Mikio-san?
**[21:25] Isaku**
*I thought he was really going to kiss me.*
**[21:32] Isaku**
Why do you have Romeo's lines memorized?
**[21:36] Keiya**
I remember them because I wanted to play him.
**[21:39] Keiya**
If you're trying your best for the culture
festival, I'll do my best not to interfere.
**[21:46] Isaku**
*What would've happened if he* had *kissed me?*
**[21:54] Mikio**
My, my!
**[21:57] Mikio**
I come back to get my phone,
and look what I see!
**[22:02] Mikio**
Am I interruptin'?
***SIGN*** EPISODE 8
CHEAP THEATRICS
AND MELODRAMA
# E8 - Cheap Theatrics and Melodrama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZ549/cheap-theatrics-and-melodrama)
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**[00:08] (Flashback) Keiya**
Aren't I better at this than Mikio-san?
**[00:14] Isaku**
*I really thought he was going to kiss me.*
**[00:21] (Flashback) Isaku**
Why do you have Romeo's lines memorized?
**[00:24] (Flashback) Keiya**
I remember them because I wanted to play him.
**[00:27] (Flashback) Keiya**
If you're trying your best for the culture
festival, I'll do my best not to interfere.
**[00:34] Isaku**
*What would've happened if he* had *kissed me?*
**[00:44] (Flashback) Mikio**
My, my!
**[00:46] (Flashback) Mikio**
I come back to get my phone,
and look what I see!
**[00:50] (Flashback) Mikio**
Am I interruptin'?
**[00:52] Isaku**
N-No. We were just about to leave.
**[00:56] Mikio**
Are you two sleepin' together?
**[00:59] Isaku**
N-No, we're not! Why would you ask that?
**[01:02] Mikio**
Come on, weren't you, like,
*nuzzling* two seconds ago?
**[01:08] Isaku**
*He must've been watching for a while.*
**[01:11] Isaku**
*I* thought *I'd get kissed, but...*
**[01:14] Isaku**
No. We were just rehearsing for the play.
**[01:21] Isaku**
What's with you?!
**[01:23] Mikio**
Really?
**[01:33] Keiya**
Yes, really.
**[01:35] Mikio**
Oh? Well, that's boring.
**[01:39] Keiya**
Here's your phone.
**[01:41] Mikio**
Thanks.
**[01:48] Keiya**
Let's go, Isaku-san.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 8
***SIGN*** CHEAP THEATRICS AND MELODRAMA
**[03:43] Satonaka**
Hey, Romeo and Juliet!
**[03:46] Isaku**
Yes?
**[03:48] Satonaka**
The costume design is done. Take a look.
**[03:52] Isaku**
Wow, that's really cute!
**[03:54] Satonaka**
We might change a few little details.
**[03:57] Satonaka**
This one is Romeo.
**[03:59] Isaku**
Romeo's is great, too.
**[04:02] Satonaka**
What do you think, Tanuki-kun?
**[04:04] Mikio**
Hmm? Doesn't matter to me.
**[04:07] Isaku**
Don't be silly. It's the
costume you're gonna wear!
**[04:12] Ando**
How're the costumes? Pretty sweet, right?
**[04:16] Isaku**
Ando-san, Katsuki-san.
**[04:18] Isaku**
Yeah, they're great.
**[04:21] Satonaka**
I showed them earlier,
since they're the directors.
**[04:23] Ando**
Okay, we'll call these more or less final.
**[04:26] Ando**
Now we gotta get the materials.
**[04:28] Katsuki**
There's a fabric store in
the shopping arcade, right?
**[04:31] Satonaka**
Would they have stuff that fits this image?
**[04:34] Isaku**
I-It's exciting to all work
together to create something, huh?
**[04:39] Ando**
Yep.
**[04:41] Ando**
The people doing the props,
the set pieces, the lighting, the music,
**[04:44] Ando**
plus the other actors...
**[04:46] Katsuki**
They weren't exactly eager at first,
**[04:48] Katsuki**
but they're getting more and more into it!
**[04:52] Ando**
Yeah, and the different teams
are getting more in sync!
**[04:55] Isaku**
I can't wait to see how it all turns out.
**[04:59] Ando**
Okay, actors! Back to rehearsal!
**[05:03] R&J Cast**
Okay!
**[05:06] Mikio**
Poor you, not gettin' to see
Kei-chan in the Romeo costume.
**[05:14] Isaku**
*He's instigating again. Stay calm, Isaku.*
**[05:19] Isaku**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why Keiya?
**[05:22] Mikio**
You're so transparent.
**[05:25] Isaku**
You *are* sleepin' together, aren't you?
**[05:28] Isaku**
I told you, no.
**[05:30] Mikio**
So you've got a one-sided crush?
**[05:38] Mikio**
Bingo.
**[05:41] Mikio**
* Kei-chan's overprotectiveness*
* distracted me from noticin' earlier.*
**[05:45] Isaku**
Listen, please don't tell Keiya.
**[05:49] Mikio**
Pretty sure he already knows.
**[05:51] Isaku**
Seriously, don't tell him!
**[05:53] Mikio**
Hmm, not sure I wanna promise that...
**[05:56] Mikio**
* Isaku-chan wears it on her sleeve,*
* but what does Kei-chan think?*
**[06:03] Satonaka**
Uto-kun, we'll measure your waist next.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Isaku**
Why do you have Romeo's lines memorized?
**[06:14] (Flashback) Keiya**
I remember them because I wanted to play him.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Keiya**
If you're trying your best for the culture
festival, I'll do my best not to interfere.
**[06:24] Keiya**
I should never have said that.
**[06:30] Mikio**
Kei-chan's lookin' this way!
**[06:34] Mikio**
Give him a wave!
**[06:36] Isaku**
Cut it out!
**[06:37] Mikio**
Why?
**[06:39] Ando**
Uto-kun, you don't mind?
**[06:41] Keiya**
Hmm? Mind what?
**[06:42] Ando**
Um, those two...
**[06:45] Katsuki**
More like just Tanuki-kun.
**[06:58] Isaku**
I'm so tired. Being around
Mikio-san is exhausting.
**[07:05] Isaku**
It's fine during rehearsal,
but when we're on break...
**[07:11] Isaku**
Hey, are you listening?
**[07:12] Keiya**
I'm listening.
**[07:15] Isaku**
*Is he in a bad mood?*
**[07:20] Isaku**
Your cigarette reeks.
**[07:23] Keiya**
You shouldn't let down
your guard and trust him.
**[07:27] Isaku**
Huh?
**[07:29] Keiya**
We have no idea what he's
thinking—or what he might do.
**[07:37] Isaku**
I haven't let down my guard.
**[07:43] Keiya**
If you say so. You do let
people steer you pretty easily, though.
**[07:47] Isaku**
Excuse me?
**[07:50] Mikio**
Tell me, what is it you like about Kei-chan?
**[07:56] Isaku**
Keep your voice down!
I told you, it's a secret!
**[08:00] Isaku**
And why should I tell *you* that, anyway?
**[08:01] Mikio**
Hey, everybody!
**[08:03] Mikio**
Isaku-chan here actually has a yakuza—
**[08:07] Isaku**
I'm sorry!
**[08:10] Mikio**
Is it his face? He *is* a looker.
**[08:16] Isaku**
I-I mean, I do like his face...
**[08:21] Isaku**
but...
**[08:23] Isaku**
I also like his voice,
and I guess his hands too?
**[08:28] Isaku**
I've loved him since
the moment I met him, I think.
**[08:34] Isaku**
He's always been the one
closest to me, listening to me.
**[08:40] Isaku**
* Putting it into words like this*
* makes me love Keiya even more.*
**[08:59] Isaku**
Keiya?
**[09:10] Ando & Katsuki**
Tanuki-kun!
**[09:12] Fujita & Harasaki**
Our sword!
**[09:14] Ando & Katsuki**
T-Tanuki-kun!
**[09:17] Fujita & Harasaki**
O-Our sword...
**[09:24] Keiya**
How was that performance, Directors?
**[09:27] Ando**
Say what?
**[09:30] Isaku**
What the *hell* are you doing?
**[09:35] Keiya**
I couldn't take it any more.
**[09:37] Isaku**
Why at that moment?!
And you promised not to interfere!
**[09:42] Keiya**
But, Isaku-san, you...
**[09:45] Isaku**
What did *I* do?
**[09:50] Keiya**
Appreciate my efforts, please.
**[09:52] Isaku**
Excuse me?
**[09:53] Keiya**
I've endured as best I could so far.
**[09:55] Keiya**
I can't keep being good unless you
encourage me with a pat on the head.
**[09:58] Isaku**
Says the prop-destroyer.
**[10:02] Isaku**
* Should I humor him for now*
* to smooth things over?*
**[10:06] Isaku**
* I honestly found*
* what he did cathartic, but...*
**[10:10] Isaku**
* I already knew what*
* Keiya's like and what he'd do,*
**[10:13] Isaku**
* and I didn't jump in to help,*
* so maybe I'm partly responsible.*
**[10:20] Isaku**
You're hopeless.
**[10:36] Isaku**
Good boy.
**[10:42] Isaku**
Huh?
**[10:44] Isaku**
Was that not it?
**[11:04] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[11:08] Isaku**
Jeez, my skirt flipped up.
**[11:18] Isaku**
Don't sniff me!
**[11:37] Isaku**
Okay, all done.
**[11:39] Keiya**
It's not enough.
**[11:40] Keiya**
It's rare for you to be the one
initiating things. I want more.
**[11:45] Isaku**
Hey, done means done.
**[11:47] Keiya**
Aw.
**[11:48] Isaku**
Pouting won't work.
**[11:50] Isaku**
We'll go back,
and you'll apologize to everyone.
**[11:53] Keiya**
All right.
**[11:57] Mikio**
Kei-chan *obviously* likes you back.
**[12:04] Mikio**
I find destruction more
exciting than creation.
**[12:10] Mikio**
Man, my belly hurts.
**[12:28] Katsuki**
Welcome back.
**[12:29] Keiya**
Hello.
**[12:30] Isaku**
*That "hello" should've been "sorry."*
**[12:32] Ando**
Have you calmed down, Uto-kun?
**[12:35] Keiya**
Yes. I'm sorry about before.
**[12:38] Ando**
I see.
**[12:40] Ando**
Well, Tanuki-kun is back
from the nurse's office, too.
**[12:44] Ando**
So? Why'd you fight?
**[12:46] Keiya**
There was a pest on him,
**[12:49] Keiya**
so I tried to shoo it away,
but I accidentally swung too hard.
**[12:53] Mikio**
Ain't he sweet? I just hate pests.
**[12:57] Katsuki**
They're not even trying to sell the lie.
**[13:00] Ando**
Look, you guys, we're in
the middle of prepping for the festival.
**[13:05] Ando**
Don't drag everyone down with your disputes.
**[13:08] Ando**
Each person needs to cooperate
for us to make this a success! Got that?
**[13:14] Keiya**
Yes.
**[13:15] Mikio**
Yep.
**[13:16] Ando**
Okay, you two put the desks and chairs back.
**[13:19] Katsuki**
Everyone else, back to rehearsal!
**[13:25] Mikio**
Ha, the pest was me!
**[13:29] Mikio**
So have you done it with Isaku-chan yet?
**[13:33] Mikio**
Just jokin', I know you haven't.
**[13:37] Mikio**
You're a player, but I guess
you're inexperienced at love, huh?
**[13:41] Mikio**
If you keep takin' your sweet time,
some *pest* may make trouble, y'know.
**[13:47] Keiya**
Sorry, did you say something to me?
**[13:50] Mikio**
Wow, totally ignorin' me? Rude.
**[13:54] Keiya**
Oh, I do apologize about before.
That sword was light as a feather.
**[14:00] Mikio**
So insincere!
**[14:03] Katsuki**
Hey, you two, come over
here when you're done.
**[14:06] Keiya / Mikio**
Okay.
**[14:10] Isaku**
Keiya!
**[14:12] Isaku**
I should've asked before, but
will you really be okay?
**[14:16] Isaku**
Won't you get in trouble for doing
something like that to Mikio-san?
**[14:20] Keiya**
I'll be fine. Probably.
**[14:23] Isaku**
"Probably."
**[14:37] Ando**
Okay! Five days to showtime!
**[14:40] Ando**
Today we'll do a full run-through!
**[15:02] Isaku**
This dress is very cute.
**[15:04] Satonaka**
Isaku-chan, strike a pose!
**[15:06] Someone (Girl)**
Look this way!
**[15:07] Someone Else (Girl)**
Over here!
**[15:09] Isaku**
H-Huh?
**[15:17] Ando**
You look every bit as
beautiful as Olivia Hussey!
**[15:21] Katsuki**
Totally! Wait, who's that?
**[15:25] Isaku**
*I'm a little embarrassed.*
**[15:29] Mikio**
Kei-chan, I don't wanna wear
tight clothes! They're so confining!
**[15:34] Keiya**
I see.
**[15:40] Isaku**
*Keiya looks good.*
**[15:48] Isaku**
*I stared too long.*
**[16:05] Mikio**
Kei-chan, are you listening?
**[16:12] Ando**
Juliet and Tybalt have
a good atmosphere going!
**[16:16] Katsuki**
She doesn't even notice Romeo.
**[16:45] Ando**
So beautiful!
**[16:46] Katsuki**
Perfection.
**[16:48] Ando**
Okay, let's start from Juliet's scene!
**[16:52] Katsuki**
Start whenever you're ready!
**[16:56] Isaku**
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
**[17:05] Ando**
Okay, okay!
**[17:08] Ando**
Hold on just a sec.
**[17:11] Katsuki**
The *visual* is perfect...
**[17:14] Ando**
Honestly, since I saw
zero chance of her improving,
**[17:17] Ando**
I gently told her she didn't need to force
herself to play the role, but she said...
**[17:23] (Flashback) Isaku**
Thank you for worrying about
my feelings. But I'll be okay.
**[17:29] (Flashback) Isaku**
Give me the Spartan treatment.
**[17:32] (Flashback) Isaku**
I'll work hard and not give up!
**[17:35] (Flashback) Ando**
I see, you're gonna work hard
and not give up. That's so commendable...
**[17:40] Ando**
So yeah.
**[17:42] Katsuki**
I see.
**[17:43] Ando**
Let's take that one more time!
**[17:47] Isaku**
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?!
**[17:53] Ando**
Okay, that's a wrap for today!
**[17:55] Katsuki**
Everyone can go home
once they're done cleaning up.
**[18:00] Ando / Katsuki**
Great work today!
**[18:00] Yagi / Sato**
Great work today!
**[18:03] Ando**
Uto-kun, Tanuki-kun, you two were amazing!
**[18:07] Mikio**
V!
**[18:09] Katsuki**
And, Isaku-chan...
**[18:10] Isaku**
Yes?!
**[18:13] Katsuki**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:14] Isaku**
Huh? "Mm-hmm"?
**[18:17] Ando**
Mm-hmm.
**[18:18] Mikio**
Translation: "We gave up
and accepted your bad acting."
**[18:26] Isaku**
No way...
**[18:28] Isaku**
I thought I'd improved a lot!
**[18:33] Keiya**
Mikio-san, why would you say that?
**[18:36] Keiya**
Isaku-san personified Juliet.
**[18:39] Keiya**
The whole audience will be moved to tears.
**[18:43] Mikio**
Such a straight face as you lie like crazy.
**[18:47] Ando / Katsuki**
*Uto Keiya: the man who lies like he breathes.*
**[18:51] Isaku**
I feel like Mikio-san
is the one who's right...
**[18:57] Mikio**
Your acting is as bland as a daikon!
**[19:04] Mikio**
Tanukis never lie.
**[19:08] Keiya**
Isaku-san, it's okay.
**[19:11] Keiya**
It's just a cultural festival.
Even if we fail, we won't die.
**[19:14] Mikio**
You're not helpin', Kei-chan.
**[19:18] Mikio**
She wants to make it a success!
**[19:21] Isaku**
* What do I do? The festival*
* is just around the corner.*
**[19:26] Isaku**
* Did all the others find*
* my acting that terrible?*
**[19:33] Isaku**
* If I don't do something, everyone's*
* festival will be ruined because of me.*
**[19:39] Mikio**
Want me to stay late and rehearse with you?
**[19:46] Isaku**
Yes, please!
**[19:46] Keiya**
That won't be necessary.
**[19:48] Isaku**
Why did you say that, Keiya?
**[19:50] Keiya**
I have Romeo's lines memorized.
**[19:52] Keiya**
You can practice with me.
**[19:54] Isaku**
That won't work.
**[19:55] Isaku**
Mikio-san is Romeo, so I have
to get in sync with him.
**[20:00] Keiya**
Sync?
**[20:02] Mikio**
What she said. I'm Romeo!
**[20:06] Mikio**
I have time now, so shall we just do it here?
**[20:12] Keiya**
Let's get out of costume first.
**[20:15] Mikio**
I'll go call Four-Eyes first.
**[20:19] Isaku**
* I'm sure Mikio-san is only doing*
* this on a whim, but it's helpful.*
**[20:25] Mikio**
Yo, it's me.
**[20:30] Isaku**
What's wrong, Keiya?
**[20:32] Keiya**
It's nothing.
**[20:35] Ando**
Okay, everyone, clean up quick!
**[20:38] Katsuki**
We're going home. Will you be okay?
**[20:41] Isaku**
Yes.
**[20:46] Isaku**
Thank you for staying late.
**[20:48] Mikio**
We're buddies. Don't sweat it.
**[20:51] Keiya**
Let's go home.
**[20:52] Keiya**
Right now. This moment.
**[20:54] Mikio**
Kei-chan, you're such a pest.
**[21:00] Isaku**
O Romeo, Romeo... Romeo, Romeo, Romeo...
**[21:04] Mikio**
You sound like you're hexing someone.
**[21:07] Mikio**
Your movements are stiff, too.
**[21:09] Mikio**
Watch and learn.
**[21:10] Mikio**
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
**[21:17] Mikio**
Like that.
**[21:19] Isaku**
*He's good.*
**[21:22] Mikio**
Okay, Isaku-chan. You try it.
**[21:27] Isaku**
O-O Romeo...
**[21:30] Mikio**
Your voice sounds too shy!
**[21:33] Isaku**
O Romeo, Romeo!
**[21:37] Mikio**
That's it!
**[21:39] Mikio**
That's good.
**[21:52] Mikio**
Don't move, Kei-chan.
**[21:56] Mikio**
Or I'll cut Isaku-chan.
**[21:59] Isaku**
*What?*
**[22:00] Isaku**
*What's happening?*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 9
KNIVES AND ATTACKS
# E9 - KNIVES AND ATTACKS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU043KX/knives-and-attacks)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Isaku**
Thank you for staying late.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Mikio**
We're buddies. Don't sweat it.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Keiya**
Let's go home.
**[00:07] (Flashback) Keiya**
Right now. This moment.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Mikio**
Kei-chan, you're such a pest.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Isaku**
O Romeo, Romeo!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Mikio**
That's it!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Mikio**
That's good.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Mikio**
Don't move, Kei-chan.
**[00:36] (Flashback) Mikio**
Or I'll cut Isaku-chan.
**[00:39] Isaku**
*What?*
**[00:40] Isaku**
*What's happening?*
**[00:49] Mikio**
Okay, Kei-chan, into the van, please!
**[00:53] Keiya**
What's your game here, Mikio-san?
**[00:56] Keiya**
Just get in the van.
**[01:04] Isaku**
*What's going on right now?*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 9 KNIVES AND ATTACKS
**[02:42] Isaku**
Hey!
**[02:46] Mikio**
Aw, Isaku-chan, you're bein' *noisy*.
**[02:51] Mikio**
Don't worry, baby.
**[02:55] Mikio**
If you behave, I won't cut you.
**[03:01] Mikio**
*If* you behave.
**[03:04] Isaku**
*He's serious.*
**[03:07] Mikio**
You too, Kei-chan. Got that?
**[03:11] Punk 1**
Wow. I've never touched
a real handgun before.
**[03:15] Punk 2**
Here we go!
**[03:22] Punk 3**
He seems pretty mild-mannered.
You sure he's yakuza?
**[03:26] Punk 2**
Well, he doesn't look like
a high school kid.
**[03:29] Punk 3**
The chick is cute! This'll be fun.
**[03:33] Mikio**
Shut up.
**[03:34] Punk 3**
Okay.
**[03:41] Isaku**
* I can't see outside.*
* I don't know what time it is.*
**[03:49] Isaku**
*Where are they taking us?*
**[04:06] Keiya**
Isn't it about time you
told me what your goal is?
**[04:09] Mikio**
Y'know, girls don't like
impatient guys, *Kei*-*chan*.
**[04:19] Mikio**
I'm *bored*. Every day, no matter
what I do, nothing's interesting.
**[04:23] Mikio**
Can't even tell if I'm alive or dead.
**[04:39] Mikio**
Plus, I can't even street fight lately,
since Grandpa's always houndin' me!
**[04:45] Mikio (to punk)**
Yeah, cuff him to that.
**[04:48] Mikio (back to Keiya)**
Can't go to my usual fun
spots anymore, either.
**[04:52] Mikio**
I was goin' crazy with nothing to do.
**[04:54] Mikio**
But then I met you, Kei-chan!
**[05:02] Keiya**
*You better talk to me with respect, *kid*.*
**[05:07] Mikio**
You gave me *chills* that day.
**[05:10] Isaku**
*What day?*
**[05:12] Isaku**
I want that.
**[05:14] Keiya**
And? Why are we here?
**[05:16] Mikio**
I'm about to assault Isaku-chan!
**[05:19] Isaku**
*Say what?*
**[05:24] Mikio**
I figured this'd be a good way
to make you mad.
**[05:29] Mikio**
It's hell, right?
**[05:30] Keiya**
Stop!
**[05:32] Punk 1**
I told you not to move!
**[05:37] Mikio**
Now, now. They won't shoot him
if you lie back and let me do you.
**[05:42] Mikio**
So don't struggle.
**[05:51] Mikio**
I know, I know, you're a virgin.
**[05:55] Mikio**
It's okay. I'll be gentle.
**[05:59] Keiya**
Hey!
**[06:03] Mikio**
Are you scared? Kei-chan can't save you.
**[06:09] Isaku**
*This guy totally underestimates me.*
**[06:12] Punk 1**
Hey, Mikio, lemme have a turn later.
**[06:16] Punk 3**
I told you to be good.
**[06:19] Mikio**
Geez, Kei-chan, you really
don't know when to give up.
**[06:23] Isaku**
*To hell with you.*
**[06:25] Isaku**
* I'm not gonna let my youth*
* or my life be some tool*
**[06:29] Isaku**
* for your thoroughly stupid,*
* messed-up teenage rebellion.*
**[06:36] Isaku**
*Not a chance!*
**[06:45] Punk 2**
H-Hey!
**[06:48] Punk 3**
Huh?
**[06:52] Punk 1**
You bastard!
**[06:55] Punk 2**
Shit.
**[06:56] Punk 2**
Stand up!
**[07:06] Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[07:13] Mikio**
Wow! That's my Kei-chan,
winnin' in one second flat.
**[07:19] Isaku**
Keiya, don't!
**[07:21] Keiya**
Step back a little, Isaku-san.
**[07:26] Keiya**
He's done something unforgivable.
**[07:29] Isaku**
I said don't. We can't do
the play without him!
**[07:34] Punk 2**
Ow! Shit!
**[07:37] Keiya**
Pardon?
**[07:38] Isaku**
Our whole class worked hard to make this,
**[07:42] Isaku**
and it's not okay for that to go to waste
because of this guy and his garbage stunt.
**[07:49] Isaku**
And... he didn't actually succeed, so...
**[07:59] Keiya**
I understand.
**[08:01] Mikio**
You're bein' *understanding* about that?
You respect her will that much?
**[08:08] Isaku**
Never show your face around me
again after the festival.
**[08:18] Mikio**
You're bein' too soft.
**[08:20] Keiya**
I couldn't agree more.
**[08:33] Isaku**
You said you understood!
**[08:37] Keiya**
I do understand.
**[08:39] Isaku**
Did you just click your tongue?
**[08:40] Keiya**
No.
**[08:45] Keiya**
Next, the key to the cuffs...
**[08:58] Four-Eyes**
*Mikio-san!*
**[09:00] Four-Eyes**
I can't believe you! Where are you?!
**[09:03] Four-Eyes**
Your grandfather is furious!
**[09:05] Keiya**
You didn't manage him well enough, Four-Eyes.
**[09:08] Keiya**
This is Uto of the Senagaki-gumi.
**[09:11] Four-Eyes**
*May I ask what this is about?*
**[09:14] Keiya**
Your Mikio-san tried to rape our Isaku-san.
**[09:19] Four-Eyes**
*What?!*
**[09:20] Keiya**
We don't plan to stir up trouble over it,
**[09:24] Keiya**
because Isaku-san doesn't want us to.
**[09:27] Four-Eyes**
*Huh?*
**[09:29] Keiya**
But if it ever happens again, our
bosses and organizations won't matter.
**[09:37] Keiya**
I'll *personally* deliver the punishment
for laying hands on my woman.
**[09:42] Four-Eyes**
*Uto—*
**[09:55] Isaku**
Who were you talking to?
**[09:57] Keiya**
Four-Eyes.
**[09:59] Isaku**
"Four-Eyes"?
**[10:00] Keiya**
He's the one assigned to watch Mikio-san.
**[10:07] Keiya**
Isaku-san, are you all right?
**[10:10] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[10:12] Isaku**
It was scary, but I'm fine...
**[10:14] Isaku**
I think.
**[10:16] Isaku**
My crotch kick hit home.
The self-defense training must've paid off!
**[10:23] Keiya**
Maybe so.
**[10:25] Isaku**
I was right to study it.
**[10:31] Keiya**
You've gotten stronger.
**[10:35] Isaku**
Have I?
**[10:36] Isaku**
Lots of dangerous stuff happens
to me when I'm with you,
**[10:40] Isaku**
so maybe I'm used to it.
**[10:43] Isaku**
Plus...
**[10:45] Isaku**
I was certain you'd protect me.
**[11:11] Isaku**
What?!
**[11:12] Keiya**
Shall we go home?
**[11:15] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[11:20] Isaku**
Hey, how did you get
your hand out of the cuff?
**[11:23] Keiya**
I dislocated a joint.
I've already popped it back in.
**[11:28] Isaku**
Uh-huh...
***SIGN*** CULTURE
OTOWA HIGH SCHOOL
FESTIVAL
**[11:44] Ando**
The festival is finally here...
**[11:48] Ando**
But unfortunately, Tanuki-kun,
our Romeo, isn't here!
**[11:52] All**
What?!
**[11:55] Isaku**
*That bastard...*
**[11:57] Girl**
I wonder if he's still sick.
**[11:59] Boy**
Yeah, he's been out for days.
**[12:02] Ando**
He said he could make it
to the performance, but...
**[12:06] Isaku**
*Mikio hasn't come to school since that day.*
**[12:10] Isaku**
* He'd better not have lost interest*
* in the play after losing to Keiya.*
**[12:15] Katsuki**
You've played Romeo in rehearsal.
**[12:17] Ando**
I can't today—there's too much else to do.
**[12:20] Katsuki**
At this point, I guess we'll
have to get a sub and do cue cards.
**[12:24] Keiya**
I can play Romeo.
**[12:27] Ando**
You're Tybalt.
**[12:29] Keiya**
Tybalt would be easier to sub.
He has fewer scenes.
**[12:34] Keiya**
And I can play Romeo perfectly.
**[12:37] Katsuki**
Uh, why perfectly?
**[12:40] Ando**
Well, in that case,
we'll give Romeo to Uto-kun
**[12:45] Ando**
and sub in someone for Tybalt.
**[12:55] Mikio**
Here I come to save the day!
Mickey is on the scene!
**[13:01] Ando**
You're *late*!
**[13:03] Katsuki**
I see you're feeling better.
**[13:05] Mikio**
Yep! All good.
**[13:08] Ando**
Okay, everyone, start setting up!
**[13:12] Classmates**
Okay.
**[13:25] Mikio**
Aw, long time no see! How are you two?
**[13:30] Keiya**
Keep your distance, please.
**[13:31] Isaku**
How does your brain even work?
**[13:35] Keiya**
Don't come within a 20,000-kilometer
radius of Isaku-san.
**[13:39] Isaku**
You're askin' me to leave planet Earth!
**[13:43] Keiya**
You've got some nerve.
**[13:44] Isaku**
Never mind him, Keiya!
**[13:45] Keiya**
Do you realize that you only survived
that day thanks to Isaku-san?
**[13:47] Isaku**
We need to go get in costume!
**[13:50] Mikio**
Not like I asked her
to save my life, but yeah.
**[13:55] Isaku**
*Don't fan the flames, jerk!*
**[13:58] Mikio**
But y'know, that all made me change my
opinion of Isaku-chan: the girl's got spine!
**[14:04] Mikio**
I figured I'd take the rest
of the rehearsals seriously,
**[14:09] Mikio**
but Grandpa got majorly pissed!
**[14:12] Mikio**
I was black and blue.
**[14:14] Mikio**
Had to wait for the swellin' to go down.
**[14:16] Keiya**
It's a shame I couldn't do the beating.
**[14:19] Ando**
What's wrong with you all?! Hurry it up!
**[14:22] Isaku**
Right!
**[14:24] Isaku**
Come on, you two!
**[14:26] Keiya**
Right.
**[14:27] Mikio**
Kei-chan, one sec.
**[14:30] Keiya**
Don't touch me.
**[14:32] Mikio**
C'mon, you'll like what I have to say.
**[14:43] Isaku**
*Thank goodness Mikio made it in time.*
**[14:46] Isaku**
*Though it feels like kind of a shame, too.*
**[14:50] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan! Get your hair done
once you're in costume!
**[14:54] Isaku**
Will do!
**[14:57] Isaku**
* Right now, I just have to give my all*
* to making this play great!*
**[15:02] Morikawa**
I neither know it nor can learn of him.
**[15:07] Maruyama**
Have you importuned him by any means?
**[15:10] Morikawa**
By myself and many others.
**[15:12] Maruyama**
See where he comes.
So please you, step aside.
**[15:16] Morikawa**
Come, madam, let's away.
**[15:20] Isaku**
*It's Mikio's entrance.*
**[15:32] Maruyama**
Good morrow, cousin.
**[15:36] Keiya**
Benvolio! Is the day so young?
**[15:42] Satonaka; Isaku; Ando**
*Huh?!*
**[15:44] Ando**
Why is Uto-kun playing Romeo?
**[15:46] Satonaka**
Where's Tanuki-kun?
**[15:48] Mikio**
Here!
**[15:50] Isaku**
Hey! What's this about?
**[15:53] Mikio**
Surprise!
**[15:54] Isaku**
How much chaos do you need to cause
before you're satisfied?!
**[15:55] Maruyama**
Uh...
**[15:56] Maruyama**
What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
**[15:58] Mikio**
I swapped roles with Kei-chan.
**[15:58] Keiya**
Not having that which,
having, makes them short.
**[16:01] Isaku**
What for?!
**[16:03] Mikio**
For Operation Lovey-Dovey.
**[16:06] Mikio**
I figured playin' his lover
might make you happy.
**[16:13] Isaku**
What kind of reason is that?
You're causing everyone trouble!
**[16:17] Ando**
If it's for Operation Lovey-Dovey,
we should roll with it.
**[16:20] Satonaka**
Mm-hmm!
**[16:21] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[16:22] Ando**
* This whole play was a plot*
* to get them together anyway.*
**[16:27] Ando**
If Tanuki-kun and Uto-kun
perform "perfectly,"
**[16:31] Ando**
it'll all work out.
**[16:34] Keiya**
Love is a smoke made
with the fume of sighs...
**[16:42] Ando**
Isaku-chan, you're up. Get ready.
**[16:44] Isaku**
R-Right!
**[16:56] Isaku**
*I'm Juliet,*
**[16:59] Isaku**
*and Keiya is...*
**[17:02] Isaku**
*Romeo!*
**[17:10] Keiya**
Beauty for Earth too dear.
**[17:14] Keiya**
The measure done,
I'll watch her place of stand
**[17:19] Keiya**
and, touching hers,
make blessèd my rude hand.
**[17:26] Katsuki**
*She looks love-stupid!*
**[17:30] Katsuki**
Your face! Your face!
**[17:34] Isaku**
* O-Oh, no. Playing against Keiya*
* is different from Mikio...*
**[17:39] Isaku**
*I can't help but smile!*
**[17:44] Keiya**
If I profane with my unworthiest
hand this holy shrine,
**[17:48] Keiya**
my lips ready stand with a tender kiss.
**[17:50] Juliet**
Palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
**[17:57] Isaku**
*Right now, on stage,*
**[18:01] Isaku**
*I don't have to hide my love for Keiya, do I?*
**[18:07] Keiya**
O then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
**[18:44] Ando**
Operation Lovey-Dovey...
**[18:46] Katsuki**
...is a big success.
**[18:48] Mikio**
This went better than I thought.
**[18:52] Mikio**
How boring.
**[19:03] Katsuki**
Great work, everyone!
**[19:05] Satonaka**
I was worried there for a while.
**[19:08] Kawasaki**
Thank goodness it turned out okay!
**[19:10] Katsuki**
Although Romeo and Tybalt
are catching hell right now.
**[19:11] Ando**
That was not okay!
**[19:13] Ando**
Even if you *did* do great.
**[19:15] Yagi**
Senagaki-san, that was the best
you've ever played Juliet!
**[19:19] Sato**
I thought the same thing!
You gave it such emotion.
**[19:22] Isaku**
R-Really?
**[19:24] Yagi**
Must be the power of love.
**[19:25] Isaku**
H-Huh?
**[19:26] Sato**
I was worried when they swapped roles.
But it was fun, huh?
**[19:30] Morikawa**
It really was.
**[19:32] Maruyama**
I think that was our best R&J yet!
**[19:37] Isaku**
*I'm so glad.*
**[19:40] Maruyama; Yagi; Morikawa; Sato**
* Frankly, our biggest worry*
* was your performance,*
**[19:45] Maruyama; Yagi; Morikawa; Sato**
*so we're* really *glad Uto-kun
and Tanuki-kun switched!*
**[19:51] Sato**
Let's get a group pic.
**[19:53] Isaku**
Y-You want me in it too?
**[19:54] Yagi**
Of course!
**[19:56] Maruyama**
You're the leading lady.
**[19:57] Moriyama**
What he said!
**[19:59] Sato**
Uto-kun!
**[20:00] Yagi**
Tanuki-kun!
**[20:06] Isaku**
Oh, hey...
**[20:07] Isaku**
how did you get your costumes to fit?
**[20:09] Keiya**
Mikio-san says he altered them.
**[20:12] Isaku**
He's so randomly diligent...
**[20:15] Keiya**
You're not angry?
**[20:17] Isaku**
Eh, the play went well,
**[20:20] Isaku**
and everyone said it was
my best performance.
**[20:27] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I noticed you ad-libbed a bit.
**[20:35] Isaku**
I-I was reacting to you!
**[20:39] Isaku**
I mean, I was Juliet then, not Isaku, so...
**[20:44] Isaku**
*Those sounded like excuses!*
**[20:46] Keiya**
You sound like a real actress.
**[20:49] Isaku**
Right. I was acting.
**[20:56] Keiya**
Unfair Isaku-san is back.
**[21:31] Keiya**
O then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
**[21:38] Isaku**
*Wha... I...*
**[21:45] Isaku**
What was that?!
**[21:48] Keiya**
A pilgrim's kiss.
**[21:51] Keiya**
I'm Romeo now, not Keiya.
**[21:54] Isaku**
The play is over!
**[21:56] Keiya**
O then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
**[22:00] Isaku**
Enough, already!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 10
LINGERING SCENTS
AND WHISPERS
# E10 - LINGERING SCENTS AND WHISPERS
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**[00:01] Isaku**
*Right now, on stage,*
**[00:05] Isaku**
*I don't have to hide my love for Keiya, do I?*
**[00:10] (Flashback) Keiya**
O then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
**[00:42] (Flashback) Ando**
Operation Lovey-Dovey...
**[00:44] (Flashback) Katsuki**
...is a big success.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Mikio**
This went better than I thought.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Mikio**
How boring.
***SIGN*** OTOWA HIGH SCHOOL CULTURE FESTIVAL
***SIGN*** MAKE IT GREAT! OTOWA CULTURE FESTIVAL
***SIGN***
1-3
Great work on the Culture Festival!
ROMEO & JULIET
was a big hit!
**[01:15] Ando**
It's the first day of the festival. Great
work on *Romeo and Juliet*, Class 1-3!
**[01:23] Katsuki & Ando**
Cheers!
**[01:24] Everyone else**
Cheers!
**[01:26] Katsuki**
It was a great show, and
that's thanks to all of you!
**[01:33] Isaku**
* Despite several unexpected*
* incidents, the play ended safely.*
**[01:38] Isaku**
*I'm so relieved.*
**[01:41] Isaku**
*Huh? Has our class always been so...*
**[01:48] Ando**
You've noticed, then.
**[01:50] Katsuki**
With all the after-school
work and rehearsals...
**[01:56] Ando**
That's right! Love has bloomed all over!
**[01:59] Katsuki**
Behold: culture festival magic.
**[02:02] Isaku**
Wow, really?
**[02:06] Ando**
And what about *you*? How
are things with Uto-kun?!
**[02:09] Katsuki**
Tell us the fruits of Operation Lovey-Dovey.
**[02:12] Ando**
You two were off in your own world on stage!
**[02:16] Isaku**
We haven't...
**[02:20] (Flashback) Keiya**
If I profane with my unworthiest
hand this holy shrine,
**[02:22] (Flashback) Keiya**
my lips ready stand with a tender kiss.
**[02:26] (Flashback) Isaku**
Palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
**[02:31] (Flashback) Keiya**
O then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
**[02:41] Isaku**
*No, that was its own thing!*
**[02:44] Katsuki**
Why did you trail off there?!
**[02:46] Ando**
Did something happen?!
**[02:48] Isaku**
N-No!
**[02:49] Isaku**
*Where is Keiya, anyway?*
**[02:55] Mikio**
Personally, I like to eat the
cookies and the filling separately.
**[02:59] Keiya**
Thank you for that epically
uninteresting factoid.
**[03:03] Mikio**
Kei-chan, look, look!
**[03:04] Mikio**
Open!
**[03:07] Mikio**
Hmm?
**[03:13] Isaku**
*He's still here?*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 10 SCENTS AND WHISPERS
***SIGN*** LINGERING
**[05:16] Isaku**
Going home?
**[05:17] Mikio**
Yup.
**[05:18] Isaku**
I didn't think you'd come to the wrap party.
**[05:21] Mikio**
I was just killin' time until
Four-Eyes came to pick me up.
**[05:27] Mikio**
Well, and I guess I was a
little reluctant to leave,
**[05:31] Mikio**
since today's the last time I'll
get to see you and Kei-chan.
**[05:35] Mikio**
I'll miss you.
**[05:36] Isaku**
I know you don't mean that.
**[05:39] Mikio**
I do mean it! I *love* you two!
**[05:44] Mikio**
I love you *so much*!
**[05:47] Isaku**
Move over so I can go back inside.
**[05:53] Mikio**
You'll be put in danger even
after I leave, Isaku-chan.
**[05:57] Mikio**
Over and over, for as long
as you're with Kei-chan.
**[06:03] Mikio**
Poor thing.
**[06:06] Isaku**
*"Poor thing"?*
**[06:08] (Flashback) Isaku**
I absolutely do *not* want
to go to school with you,
**[06:13] (Flashback) Isaku**
so stay *far away* from me while you're here!
**[06:18] Isaku**
* I can't afford to be in love with*
* him, so I tried to distance myself.*
**[06:30] Isaku**
* Because it hurts to be with someone*
* who lives in the criminal world.*
**[06:39] Isaku**
*But I...*
**[06:42] (Flashback) Isaku**
S-Stop!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Keiya**
You were trying to protect me, weren't you?
**[06:53] (Flashback) Keiya**
Thank you.
**[06:56] Isaku**
*I always chose him.*
**[07:02] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi A**
Just shoot him.
**[07:03] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
On it.
**[07:05] Isaku**
*Oh no!*
**[07:09] (Flashback) Keiya**
You surprised me.
**[07:12] (Flashback) Keiya**
You worried more about me than yourself,
**[07:15] (Flashback) Keiya**
even though it's my fault you were in danger.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Isaku**
Keiya!
**[07:24] (Flashback) Isaku**
I don't want you to be gone!
**[07:28] Isaku**
*Every time I've been put in danger...*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Mikio**
I'm about to assault Isaku-chan!
**[07:40] Isaku**
*Say what?*
**[07:44] Isaku**
*Not a chance!*
**[07:53] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[08:01] Isaku**
* The more I see Keiya up close, the*
* more being with him anyway is all I...*
**[08:10] Isaku**
I'm not someone to be pitied.
**[08:14] Isaku**
*I'm doing this because I want to.*
**[08:19] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[08:22] Mikio**
What?
**[08:24] Isaku**
Because of you, I got to
confirm how I really feel.
**[08:39] Mikio**
You've got nerves of steel, huh?
**[08:43] Isaku**
Go home already. Your phone's blowing up.
**[08:47] Mikio**
Fine, fine.
**[08:51] Mikio**
This was a pretty good
distraction from the boredom.
**[08:56] Mikio**
Bye-bye, now!
**[09:12] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[09:13] Isaku**
Keiya.
**[09:14] Keiya**
What are you doing out here?
**[09:16] Isaku**
Seeing Mikio off.
**[09:18] Keiya**
Did he do anything to you?
**[09:21] Isaku**
It was fine.
**[09:34] Keiya**
It's a refreshing morning, isn't it?
**[09:37] Isaku**
It's like the confusion
in my heart has lifted.
**[09:40] Maid 1**
Hello, you two!
**[09:43] Maid 1**
Can I interest you in pancakes
with plenty of whipped cream?
**[09:46] Keiya**
Shall we go in?
**[09:47] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[09:50] Maid 1**
Welcome!
**[09:55] Isaku**
*This is...*
**[10:06] Isaku**
*This is really kinda date-like.*
**[10:08] Maid 2**
Here's your order.
**[10:10] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[10:12] Isaku**
Oh, wow!
**[10:15] Keiya**
Well, that's cream.
**[10:17] Isaku**
It sure is. Yay!
**[10:21] Isaku**
Oh, yours is a heart. Maybe
I should take a photo.
**[10:29] Girl 1**
Isn't that the pair from yesterday?
**[10:31] Girl 2**
Whoa, they're both pretty!
**[10:34] Girl 3**
I wanna take a pic!
**[10:35] Girl 4**
Don't be rude!
**[10:37] Isaku**
*Are they talking about us?*
**[10:39] Girl 1**
I should've known Romeo
and Juliet are dating.
**[10:43] Isaku**
*That* is *about us.*
**[10:45] Girl 2**
Makes sense. They got the mood across
because they're a real couple.
**[10:53] Isaku**
*Keiya must hear them too, right?*
**[10:57] Isaku**
*What does he think?*
**[10:59] Isaku**
* I'm sick of this "Does he or*
* doesn't he?" I want a clearer...*
**[11:07] Keiya**
Do you want some of mine?
**[11:11] Isaku**
Um, you don't mind?
**[11:13] Keiya**
Of course not.
**[11:15] Keiya**
Say "ah."
**[11:20] Isaku**
I can feed myself.
**[11:23] Keiya**
Then you don't get any.
**[11:26] Isaku**
Then I don't *want* any.
**[11:47] Isaku**
A-Ah...
**[11:56] Isaku**
*My heart is racing.*
**[12:00] Isaku**
*More than it used to.*
**[12:03] Isaku**
Keiya?
**[12:04] Isaku**
Hm?
**[12:05] Isaku**
Are you having fun?
**[12:07] Keiya**
Yes.
**[12:12] Isaku**
Me, too.
**[12:14] Isaku**
*I want to be with him like this forever.*
**[12:17] Isaku**
*That's what I think now.*
**[12:19] Keiya**
All right, now please feed me a bite.
**[12:23] Isaku**
Denied. Too embarrassing.
**[12:25] Girl 4**
Um, I saw you two in Romeo and Juliet!
**[12:29] Girl 4**
If you don't mind...
**[12:34] Girl 4**
Yay! Thank you very much!
**[12:41] Isaku**
It's darker than I expected.
I can't really see.
**[12:45] Keiya**
Are you all right? Should we hold hands?
**[12:49] Isaku**
No.
**[12:53] Isaku**
Th-That startled me...
**[12:55] Keiya**
Oh, Isaku-san.
**[13:01] Ghoul Boy 2**
Rauuugh... A curse on you...
**[13:05] Keiya**
What makes you think you can
cozy up to Isaku-san like that?!
**[13:11] Keiya**
How are you gonna pay for this, creep?
**[13:12] Isaku**
Stop it, Keiya, you're scaring him! Jeez.
**[13:13] Ghoul Boy 2**
A ghoul!
**[13:16] [SONG] Caption**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[13:17] Isaku**
Come on, what's the point
of scaring the ghouls?
**[13:21] Keiya**
Not my fault.
**[13:22] Isaku**
Yes, it is.
**[13:25] Fortune-Teller**
Ah, I see, I see...
**[13:27] Fortune-Teller**
I'll read the girlfriend's fortune
before the boyfriend's.
**[13:31] Isaku**
*"Girlfriend"...*
**[13:32] Isaku**
* He's not denying it? Or maybe he's*
* not really thinking about it.*
**[13:38] Fortune-Teller**
I see that the interloper has fled, and
your heart now overflows with hope.
**[13:43] Isaku**
She's not wrong.
**[13:44] Keiya**
I'm glad.
**[13:50] Fortune-Teller**
This card says you'll face
new misfortune in the future!
**[13:57] Isaku**
I understand.
**[13:59] Keiya**
It's pointless to believe in this stuff.
**[13:59] Fortune-Teller**
Huh? Hey, wait!
**[14:01] Isaku**
Hey!
**[14:03] Keiya**
I'll eliminate any and all
misfortune that comes for you.
***SIGN*** FORTUNE-TELLING
**[14:09] Isaku**
You don't want your fortune told, Keiya?
**[14:11] Keiya**
I'm fine.
**[14:14] Kaori**
Uto-chan!
**[14:20] Kaori**
Thought I recognized you.
**[14:24] Keiya**
Kaori-san.
**[14:28] Kaori**
I came to see you.
**[14:47] Kaori**
I came to see you.
**[14:49] Keiya**
What brings you here?
**[14:52] Kaori**
Wow, you really are doing
the high school thing.
**[14:57] Kaori**
The uniform looks ridiculous
on you! It's hilarious.
**[15:01] Keiya**
Isaku-san, this woman is my—
**[15:01] Kaori**
"Isaku"?
**[15:03] Kaori**
So *she's* the one.
**[15:07] Kaori**
Too cute! She's like a doll!
**[15:11] Kaori**
I want to bring her home!
**[15:15] Isaku**
*This sweet scent seems familiar...*
**[15:20] (Flashback) Keiya**
Are you all right?
**[15:24] Isaku**
*He smells sweet.*
**[15:26] (Flashback) Isaku**
Perfume?
**[15:28] (Flashback) Keiya**
Oh, maybe some of hers got on me.
**[15:31] (Flashback) Isaku**
Let go.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Isaku**
Don't touch me!
**[15:40] Keiya**
Kaori-san, you're unsettling Isaku-san.
**[15:44] Kaori**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[15:46] Keiya**
This is a work associate of mine.
**[15:50] Kaori**
I'm Sekiya Kaori.
**[15:52] Kaori**
I run a members-only club.
***SIGN***
SEKIYA KAORI
MAMA SEKIYA KAORI
**[15:56] Isaku**
Oh, thank you.
**[15:59] Isaku**
I'm Senagaki Isaku.
**[16:01] Kaori**
Nice to meet you.
**[16:02] Isaku**
It's nice to meet you.
**[16:07] Kaori**
*She's beautiful.*
**[16:11] Keiya**
What brings you here today?
**[16:14] Kaori**
I came to witness this "high school
life" of yours. It sounded entertaining.
**[16:20] Kaori**
Someone like you, incognito in a school
for kids with bright futures—scary!
**[16:26] Kaori**
Well, I suppose it can't be too good
a school, if they accepted *you*.
**[16:29] Isaku**
*She's...*
**[16:32] Keiya**
Shall we talk elsewhere?
**[16:34] Keiya**
Is that all right, Isaku-san?
**[16:36] Isaku**
O-Okay.
**[16:42] Kaori**
Are you in any school clubs, Isaku-chan?
**[16:44] Isaku**
No, I'm not, but Keiya and
I are class representatives.
**[16:50] Kaori**
Class representatives?!
You're doing that, Uto-chan?
**[16:53] Keiya**
Yes.
**[16:56] Kaori**
Say, Uto-chan.
***SIGN*** BREAK ROOM
**[16:58] Kaori**
I'm thirsty. Could you go
buy me something to drink?
**[17:05] Keiya**
All right.
**[17:11] Isaku**
*But it feels so awkward to be alone with her!*
**[17:15] Kaori**
Hey, Isaku-chan! Let's sit down!
**[17:18] Isaku**
O-Okay.
**[17:26] Kaori**
I was interested in seeing
Uto-chan in high schooler mode,
**[17:30] Kaori**
but I also wanted to meet you.
**[17:33] Kaori**
I'm glad we got to chat.
**[17:37] Isaku**
*Did Keiya talk to her about me?*
**[17:42] Isaku**
*She must be Keiya's...*
**[17:46] Kaori**
Isn't it tough being with
someone so overprotective?
**[17:52] Isaku**
Sure, sometimes. But it's fun.
**[17:57] Isaku**
*My tone was harsh just now.*
**[18:04] Kaori**
You really are adorable.
**[18:07] Kaori**
High school girls!
**[18:11] Kaori**
Don't worry. I'm rooting
for you, okay, Isaku-chan?
**[18:16] Keiya**
What are you doing?
**[18:19] Kaori**
Oh, welcome back.
**[18:25] Kaori**
Thanks.
**[18:27] Kaori**
I have to be on my way.
**[18:30] Isaku**
Huh?
**[18:31] Kaori**
Thanks for today, you two!
**[18:34] Kaori**
Enjoy the culture festival.
**[18:38] Kaori**
Later!
**[18:44] Keiya**
What were you two talking about?
**[18:47] Isaku**
Huh? Nothing much.
**[18:54] Keiya**
Did she really come just to see me?
**[18:57] Isaku**
*That's what I want to know.*
**[19:00] School PA Voice**
*We will be closed to the public at 5:00 pm.*
**[19:05] Female Student 1**
Let's hurry to the field!
**[19:07] Female Student 2**
We have plenty of time.
**[19:10] Keiya**
Isaku-san, the closing
event is about to start.
**[19:13] Isaku**
Right...
**[19:15] Keiya**
Shall we go outside?
**[19:20] Isaku**
I'll watch from here.
**[19:25] Keiya**
All right.
**[19:39] Isaku**
Is...
**[19:42] Isaku**
Is Kaori-san your... your g-girlfriend?
**[19:55] Keiya**
What?
**[20:00] Keiya**
No, she's not my girlfriend.
**[20:03] Isaku**
*Not his girlfriend?*
**[20:07] Isaku**
*What the heck? What is she, then?*
**[20:13] Isaku**
*There's obviously *something* between them.*
**[20:17] Isaku**
Oh.
**[20:20] Isaku**
*But I can't ask him.*
**[20:39] Keiya**
Are you jealous?
**[20:44] Isaku**
No!
**[21:24] Keiya**
You're cute.
**[21:31] Isaku**
Don't stand so close.
**[21:41] Keiya**
You're the only one who can make
me "sit" or "stay," Isaku-san.
**[21:47] Isaku**
Huh?
**[21:49] Keiya**
I don't know how long I'll sit still, though.
**[21:54] Keiya**
I'm not a well-behaved dog.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 11
DAYS GONE BY AND DAYS TO COME
# E11 - DAYS GONE BY AND DAYS TO COME
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV2XKM/days-gone-by-and-days-to-come)
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**[00:17] (Flashback) Keiya**
You're cute.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Isaku**
Don't stand so close.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Keiya**
You're the only one who can make
me "sit" or "stay," Isaku-san.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Isaku**
Huh?
**[00:42] (Flashback) Keiya**
I don't know how long I'll sit still, though.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm not a well-behaved dog.
**[00:51] Isaku**
What do you mean?
**[00:55] Isaku**
Stay.
**[00:58] Keiya**
It's because you're like that.
**[01:01] Isaku**
Seriously, what do you mean?
**[01:08] Keiya**
I mean that being teased
by you has its appeal,
**[01:11] Keiya**
but I don't intend to
grin and bear it forever.
**[01:27] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[01:37] Keiya**
The fireworks are over.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 11
***SIGN*** DAYS GONE BY
AND DAYS TO COME
**[03:20] Isaku**
I'm taking my bath first.
**[03:22] Keiya**
All right.
**[03:23] Isaku**
*So, um...*
**[03:25] Isaku**
*I'm telling Keiya to "stay"...*
**[03:35] Isaku**
*...and making him bear it?*
**[03:39] Isaku**
*Bear what?*
**[03:41] (Flashback) Keiya**
No matter what kind of man
he is, I won't accept anyone
**[03:46] (Flashback) Keiya**
who takes you away from me.
**[03:48] (Flashback) Keiya**
I want to kiss you.
**[03:51] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm jealous of a stuffed animal.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Keiya**
Was your boy talk...
**[03:56] (Flashback) Keiya**
about me?
**[03:59] (Flashback) Keiya**
I want to know what this is.
**[04:03] (Flashback) Keiya**
I want you to teach me.
**[04:09] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[04:12] Isaku**
*Huh?*
**[04:14] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[04:26] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[04:29] Keiya**
Did something happen? Are you all right?
**[04:32] Isaku**
I'm okay. It's nothing.
**[04:35] Keiya**
I see.
**[04:49] Isaku**
* So if I gave him the go-ahead,*
* does that mean Keiya would...*
**[04:59] Isaku**
*All this time I couldn't tell for sure,*
**[05:04] Isaku**
*but I think maybe Keiya loves me.*
**[05:10] Keiya**
You dropped your rice, Isaku-san.
**[05:15] Isaku**
Keiya.
**[05:16] Keiya**
Yes?
**[05:18] Isaku**
You're...
**[05:21] Isaku**
Um...
**[05:25] Isaku**
Y-You're really good at cooking,
huh? This is really tasty.
**[05:32] Keiya**
I'm glad to hear it!
**[05:34] Keiya**
I tweaked the seasoning a little today.
**[05:38] Isaku**
Mm-hmm...
**[05:40] Isaku**
*I can't ask him!*
**[05:47] Isaku**
*Assuming Keiya did love me,*
**[05:55] Isaku**
*what would we do?*
**[05:58] Isaku**
*D-Date?*
**[06:01] Isaku**
* But is that okay? I'm not*
* ready for the consequences.*
**[06:07] Isaku**
*O-Or more like, how do I even* get *ready?*
**[06:13] Isaku**
* Ugh, my "I want to date him" feelings*
* are about to win by a landslide!*
**[06:21] Isaku**
*Because now, it's a real possibility.*
**[06:26] Isaku**
*I just can't imagine us as lovers!*
**[06:38] Isaku**
*What now?*
**[06:41] Isaku**
*I should confirm Keiya's feelings clearly,*
**[06:44] Isaku**
*and then whatever his answer is,*
**[06:46] Isaku**
* it's on me to decide*
* where we go from there, huh?*
**[06:52] Isaku**
* I've always thought we couldn't be*
* together because Keiya is a yakuza.*
**[06:58] Isaku**
* And I honestly do feel that*
* way, but at the same time,*
**[07:05] Isaku**
*maybe I was also using it as an excuse*
**[07:07] Isaku**
* to give up on someone I*
* didn't think was into me.*
**[07:12] Isaku**
* If I really want to have*
* a normal life, I should stop this.*
**[07:18] Isaku**
*But... But...*
**[07:26] Isaku**
* I really wanna talk this*
* through with someone!*
**[07:32] Isaku**
* Katsuki-san and Ando-san are out,*
* since they don't know who he really is.*
**[07:39] Isaku**
* And I can't think of*
* anyone else to consult...*
**[07:44] (Flashback) Kaori**
I'm Sekiya Kaori.
**[07:46] (Flashback) Kaori**
I run a members-only club.
***SIGN***
SEKIYA KAORI
MAMA SEKIYA KAORI
**[07:50] (Flashback) Isaku**
Oh, thank you.
**[07:54] Isaku**
*She's beautiful.*
**[07:57] (Flashback) Kaori**
Don't worry. I'm rooting
for you, okay, Isaku-chan?
***SIGN***
SEKIYA KAORI
MAMA SEKIYA KAORI
***SIGN***
SEKIYA KAORI
MAMA SEKIYA KAORI
**[08:11] Isaku**
*Maybe I'll try texting her.*
**[08:25] Isaku**
*Wh-What do I type?*
**[08:31] [SONG] Caption**
Hello. This is
Senagaki Isaku.|
**[08:35] Isaku**
No, Isaku, calm down!
**[08:38] Isaku**
You just met her today, *and* she might
be one of Keiya's maybe-girlfriends!
**[08:52] Isaku**
* I shouldn't make impulsive*
* decisions while I'm worked up.*
**[09:00] [SONG] Caption**
You have a new message.
**[09:00] [SONG] Caption**
Ando Yuki
**[09:00] [SONG] Caption**
Now
**[09:01] Isaku**
It's from Ando-san.
**[09:05] Isaku**
Almost had a heart attack...
**[09:09] [SONG] Caption**
Sekiya Kaori
**[09:09] [SONG] Caption**
Hello. This is Senagaki Isaku.
**[09:19] Keiya**
Isaku-san?!
**[09:22] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[09:26] Isaku**
It's nothing.
**[09:28] Isaku**
It's nothing, so please leave.
**[09:34] Keiya**
You're all right, then?
**[09:35] Isaku**
Yup.
**[09:45] Isaku**
*Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!*
**[10:04] [SONG] Caption**
Hello. This is Senagaki Isaku.
**[10:04] [SONG] Caption**
Hello! Thanks for texting.
**[10:46] Isaku**
*This is the place.*
**[11:06] Isaku**
Excuse me...
**[11:12] Kaori**
Isaku-chan! Welcome!
**[11:14] Kaori**
Sorry you had to come all this way.
My schedule was just so full.
**[11:18] Isaku**
No, I'm sorry for taking
up time before you open.
**[11:21] Kaori**
It's no problem! Go on, have a seat.
**[11:23] Kaori**
Go on, have a seat.
**[11:34] Kaori**
Go on, now, have a seat.
**[11:36] Isaku**
Oh, thank you.
**[11:39] Kaori**
Want something to drink?
**[11:42] Isaku**
Sorry to trouble you.
**[11:47] Isaku**
*I've never been someplace like this before.*
**[11:51] Isaku**
* Kaori-san's in a kimono today. She has*
* a different vibe than at the festival.*
**[11:59] Isaku**
Th-Thank you.
**[12:05] Isaku**
I appreciate you taking time out of
your busy schedule, ma'am. It's very—
**[12:09] Kaori**
It's totally fine! Don't sweat it.
So what did you want my advice about?
**[12:14] Kaori**
Well, no, I know it has to be
about your romance with Uto-chan.
**[12:20] Isaku**
Yeah.
**[12:22] Kaori**
Don't be so nervous.
Ask me anything you'd like!
**[12:27] Isaku**
R-Right. Well, um, it's...
**[12:32] Isaku**
*Say it! Say it, Isaku!*
**[12:34] Isaku**
Kaori-san, are you Keiya's girlfriend?
**[12:37] Isaku**
*I said it!*
**[12:40] Kaori**
What? No, of course not.
**[12:44] Kaori**
I'm not his girlfriend,
and I've never been his girlfriend.
**[12:49] Isaku**
Oh, I see...
**[12:53] Kaori**
We did sleep together
back in the day, though.
**[13:04] Kaori**
Did I shock you?
**[13:08] Isaku**
I expected that, actually.
**[13:12] Kaori**
It was about six years ago
that I met Uto-chan.
**[13:16] Kaori**
I worked as a hostess
at a long-established club,
**[13:20] Kaori**
since I didn't have one of my own yet.
**[13:25] (Flashback) Member A**
It's been a long time, madam.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Proprietress**
Goodness, the Senagaki-gumi gentlemen.
Yes, it's good to see you again.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Member A**
You're as gorgeous as ever.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Proprietress**
Oh my! Thank you.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Proprietress**
And business is going well, thanks to you.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Member A**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Proprietress**
Oh, and who might that be?
**[13:46] (Flashback) Member A**
Oh, right, it's our first time bringing him.
**[13:49] (Flashback) Member A**
Hey! Introduce yourself.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Keiya**
Yes, sir.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm Uto Keiya. Pleased to meet you.
**[14:06] Kaori**
Let me tell you, all the ladies loved him.
**[14:09] Kaori**
He always had at least
one hanging off his arm.
**[14:14] Isaku**
Always, eh?
**[14:17] Kaori**
Oddly enough, though,
there was never any bickering.
**[14:20] Kaori**
He played his cards well.
**[14:23] Kaori**
The girls all knew he had them
dancing to his tune,
**[14:27] Kaori**
but maybe that was part of the fun.
**[14:28] (Flashback) Hostess A**
You're such a meanie!
**[14:32] Kaori**
He was a smooth operator.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Kaori**
I'm going on break.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Black Suit**
All right.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Keiya**
Hello.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Kaori**
Hello.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Kaori**
Darn.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Keiya**
Here.
**[15:04] (Flashback) Kaori**
I don't want that one.
**[15:07] (Flashback) Keiya**
I see.
**[15:18] (Flashback) Kaori**
I'll take *this* one.
**[15:26] (Flashback) Kaori**
What's that? A kid's drawing?
**[15:31] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san drew my face for her art homework.
**[15:36] (Flashback) Kaori**
Wow, art class brings back memories.
**[15:40] (Flashback) Kaori**
She's the boss's granddaughter, right?
**[15:42] (Flashback) Keiya**
Yes.
**[15:44] (Flashback) Kaori**
It must be tough,
playing father to her at your age.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Keiya**
You've got it wrong.
**[15:50] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm her father, her mother, and her friend.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm Isaku-san's whole world,
and she's my whole world, too.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Kaori**
Your world...
**[16:07] (Flashback) Kaori**
I see.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'm going home.
**[16:10] (Flashback) Kaori**
What, already?
**[16:12] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san has school tomorrow morning.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Keiya**
Later.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Kaori**
He really went home...
**[16:35] (Flashback) Kaori**
What a weirdo!
**[16:38] Kaori**
So he was just the same
as he is now, you see?
**[16:43] Kaori**
To Uto-chan, everyone but you
might as well be pebbles by the roadside.
**[16:55] Isaku**
Yeah, Keiya's always been overprotective.
**[16:58] Kaori**
That's not all it is anymore, is it?
**[17:02] Kaori**
You know perfectly well, Isaku-chan.
**[17:07] Isaku**
I think being Keiya's lover requires
being prepared for a lot, though.
**[17:14] Kaori**
It's not like you're a normal
civilian either, Isaku-chan.
**[17:19] Isaku**
Well, true...
**[17:22] Kaori**
You've been in danger due to your family
as well as always being near Uto-chan, right?
**[17:28] Isaku**
Yes.
**[17:30] Kaori**
And you still want to be with him, don't you?
**[17:37] Isaku**
Yes.
**[17:38] Kaori**
Plus, if you get sick of him,
you can just leave him!
**[17:42] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[17:43] Kaori**
Oh, but be sure to time it carefully!
**[17:46] Isaku**
I-Is that how this works?
**[18:07] Isaku**
Thank you for today.
**[18:09] Kaori**
Just let me know if you want to talk again.
**[18:12] Isaku**
I will.
**[18:19] Kaori**
Not that I think Uto-chan will let you go
even if you do want to leave him...
**[18:31] Isaku**
*I'm pretty sure I wanted her to encourage me.*
**[18:51] Keiya**
It's unusual for you to visit my room.
**[18:56] Isaku**
Th-There's something I want to talk about.
**[19:00] Keiya**
Come in.
**[19:01] Isaku**
Okay.
**[19:07] Isaku**
* When was the last time*
* I came to Keiya's room?*
**[19:13] Isaku**
*It feels as unlived-in as ever.*
**[19:18] Isaku**
Oh, you don't have to get me
a cushion. I won't stay long.
**[19:22] Keiya**
Really?
**[19:23] Isaku**
Yeah, I'm okay.
**[19:30] Isaku**
Did you keep these old things?
**[19:34] Keiya**
Of course. They're precious memories.
**[19:36] Keiya**
Sometimes I take them out
and gaze at them, or sniff them.
**[19:40] Isaku**
Wow.
**[19:43] Isaku**
*"Sniff"?*
**[19:45] Isaku**
Oh, look!
**[19:48] Keiya**
That's a picture of me
that you drew in fourth grade.
**[19:52] Keiya**
You've always been really good at drawing.
**[19:57] Keiya**
Do you remember? Your assignment
was to draw "something you liked."
**[20:04] Isaku**
*He's in full Guardian Mode...*
**[20:08] (Flashback) Kaori**
That's not all it is anymore, is it?
**[20:24] Isaku**
Keiya...
**[20:25] Keiya**
Yes?
**[20:29] Isaku**
"Free."
**[20:32] Keiya**
Hmm?
**[20:34] Isaku**
F-Free!
**[20:37] Keiya**
What do you mean?
**[20:41] Isaku**
At the culture festival, you
said I was making you "stay."
**[20:48] Isaku**
B-But I'm freeing you now!
**[21:59] Isaku**
Keiya...
***SIGN*** EPISODE 12
SCUM AND HEART
# E12 - SCUM AND HEART
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Isaku**
"Free."
**[00:03] (Flashback) Keiya**
Hmm?
**[00:05] (Flashback) Isaku**
F-Free!
**[00:08] (Flashback) Keiya**
What do you mean?
**[00:10] (Flashback) Isaku**
At the culture festival, you
said I was making you "stay."
**[00:17] (Flashback) Isaku**
B-But I'm freeing you now!
**[00:30] Isaku**
*Is this going to be...?*
**[00:37] Isaku**
Stay!
**[00:49] Isaku**
Um...
**[00:50] Keiya**
Yes?
**[00:52] Isaku**
*He's so close.*
**[00:54] Isaku**
I just confessed my feelings for you.
**[00:58] Keiya**
Yes.
**[01:00] Isaku**
*What does* that *mean?*
**[01:02] Isaku**
*Does he mean "Okay, let's date"?*
**[01:05] Isaku**
* I guess he must, or he wouldn't*
* shove me onto the bed, right?*
**[01:14] Isaku**
I love you, Keiya.
**[01:20] Isaku**
How do you feel?
**[01:28] Keiya**
I love you, too. So much.
**[01:33] Isaku**
Th-Then we—
**[01:35] Keiya**
Are free to proceed! Right?
**[01:38] Isaku**
Huh?
**[01:40] Isaku**
Huh?!
**[01:42] Isaku**
That's not what I meant by "free"!
You're still at "stay" on *this* stuff!
**[01:56] Isaku**
*That was... not what I imagined.*
**[02:01] Isaku**
Keiya, I love you!
**[02:03] Keiya**
I love you too, Isaku-san.
**[02:08] Keiya**
Let's be boyfriend and
girlfriend from now on.
**[02:14] Isaku**
*That's what I pictured.*
**[02:16] Isaku**
* I'd tell Keiya that I love him,*
* and he'd say "I love you, too."*
**[02:22] Isaku**
*Then we'd officially be in love. But...*
**[02:29] Isaku**
**Are *we both in love?*
**[02:36] Keiya**
*Grown into the body type I like, I meant.*
**[02:39] Keiya**
* I don't intend to*
* grin and bear it forever.*
**[02:43] Isaku**
*Does he... want me for my body?*
**[02:49] Isaku**
*No, no, that doesn't make sense.*
**[02:54] Isaku**
* Do Keiya and I think of*
* romantic love the same way?*
**[03:04] Luka**
Have a good day.
**[03:21] Isaku**
*He's not saying anything.*
**[03:26] Isaku**
*I expected that, but still.*
**[03:30] Isaku**
*We* are *a couple now, right?*
**[03:35] Keiya**
Is something wrong?
**[03:38] Isaku**
Well, um...
**[03:40] Isaku**
D-Did you do the Math I homework?
**[03:43] Keiya**
Let me copy yours later.
**[03:45] Isaku**
Hey.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 12
***SIGN*** SCUM AND HEART
**[05:26] Isaku**
*It's so awkward now.*
**[05:28] Isaku**
*I haven't been able to talk to him all day.*
**[05:39] Student A**
Bye-bye!
**[05:39] Student B**
See you tomorrow!
**[05:43] Ando**
Isaku-chan!
**[05:46] Katsuki**
You've been out of it all day. What's wrong?
**[05:52] Isaku**
Yesterday, I told Keiya I love him.
**[05:56] Ando & Katsuki**
What?!
**[05:58] Ando**
Way to go! That took guts!
**[06:00] Katsuki**
What did he say? He wants to date, right?
**[06:05] Keiya**
He said, "I love you, too."
**[06:08] Ando**
I knew it!
**[06:09] Katsuki**
Good for you!
**[06:11] Isaku**
But...
**[06:14] Isaku**
I don't know if he feels the same way I do.
**[06:18] Isaku**
He didn't say, "Let's date,"
or anything like that.
**[06:21] Katsuki**
Huh, really?
**[06:24] Ando**
I gotcha. Let's clear this up!
**[06:27] Katsuki**
Leave it to us.
**[06:29] Isaku**
Huh?
**[06:31] Ando**
Instead of going straight home,
let's invite him somewhere and talk.
**[06:35] Katsuki**
Nice idea.
**[06:37] Katsuki**
Huh? Where'd he go, though?
**[06:39] Katsuki**
Hey, anyone seen Uto-kun?
**[06:42] Morikawa**
A girl from Class 2 asked to talk
to him, so he went with her.
**[06:47] Ando & Katsuki**
She's probably...
**[06:59] Kurino**
I like you.
**[07:00] Kurino**
I know you have Senagaki-san,
but I still wanted to tell you.
**[07:07] Keiya**
Thank you. I'm flattered.
**[07:10] Ando**
I knew it—he's getting an offer.
**[07:12] Katsuki**
And it's from Kurino-san.
**[07:15] Ando**
The girl all the boys are wild for.
**[07:19] Isaku**
She's a Class 2 representative.
We've talked a few times.
**[07:25] Kurino**
I keep trying to give up on you,
but I just really like you.
**[07:30] Kurino**
I'll give up once and for all
now, though, so before I go...
**[07:36] Kurino**
Would you give me a kiss?
**[07:39] Ando & Katsuki**
What?!
**[07:41] Ando**
Hey! What's her deal?!
**[07:44] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan...
**[07:46] Isaku**
*Keiya said he loved me.*
**[07:54] Keiya**
Sure.
**[07:58] Ando & Katsuki**
*What?!*
**[08:00] Ando & Katsuki**
*Why the hell would he say that?!*
**[08:06] Katsuki**
Isaku-chan?
**[08:10] Isaku**
Hey.
**[08:13] Kurino**
Oh, crap.
**[08:16] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[08:18] Isaku**
*My love and Keiya's love
really* are *completely different.*
**[08:31] Isaku**
So, you're fine with any
girl who lets you do *that*.
**[08:38] Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[08:41] Isaku**
*I feel stupid.*
**[08:45] Isaku**
I hate you, Keiya!
**[08:59] Ando & Katsuki**
I-Isaku-chan!
**[09:01] Ando**
Hey, don't just stand there!
**[09:04] Katsuki**
You have to go after her!
**[09:07] Katsuki**
U-Um, Uto-kun?
**[09:11] Ando & Katsuki**
This is no time to freeze!
**[09:20] Luka / Kongo**
Welcome home.
**[09:22] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[09:24] Kongo**
Hmm? Isaku-san, are you alone?
**[09:27] Kongo**
Where's Keiya-san?
**[09:29] Isaku**
No clue.
**[09:36] Isaku**
*I made it all the way home.*
**[09:40] Isaku**
*I can't believe he didn't even come after me.*
**[10:19] Isaku**
* My uniform will wrinkle*
* if I don't change clothes.*
**[10:24] Isaku**
*But moving is too much work.*
**[10:31] Luka**
Yessir, she came home not too long ago.
**[10:47] Keiya**
Isaku-san, I'm coming in.
**[11:08] Keiya**
Isaku-san...
**[11:12] Keiya**
I'm glad you got home safely.
**[11:17] Isaku**
I can get home by myself. I'm not a child.
**[11:22] Keiya**
I'm sorry.
**[11:24] Keiya**
At the time, I thought doing what she
asked would get me back to you faster.
**[11:31] Isaku**
Yeah, that figures.
**[11:36] Isaku**
*I already knew Keiya was like this.*
**[11:40] Keiya**
From now on, I won't do
that with anyone but you.
**[11:45] Isaku**
From now on?
**[11:47] Keiya**
Yes.
**[11:48] Isaku**
Right.
**[11:50] Keiya**
It's true.
**[11:53] Isaku**
You don't...
**[11:56] Isaku**
You don't get it, Keiya!
**[12:00] Isaku**
If that's all you had to say, then get out.
**[12:04] Keiya**
Dinner will be your favorite—
**[12:05] Isaku**
Don't want any.
**[12:18] Isaku**
Jerk.
**[12:55] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[12:55] Keiya**
Hm?
**[12:57] Keiya**
About yesterday...
**[13:00] Keiya**
What did you mean when
you said I didn't get it?
**[13:04] Isaku**
Think it over for yourself.
**[13:07] Keiya**
I thought it over all night,
but I didn't figure it out.
**[13:11] Isaku**
Then think it over till you do!
**[13:17] Isaku**
*I can't believe this guy.*
**[13:22] Kongo**
Have a good day.
**[13:32] Keiya**
Hint, please.
**[13:39] Isaku**
*He said he wouldn't do it from now on...*
**[13:45] Isaku**
*So what's our relationship now, exactly?*
**[13:51] Isaku**
* I can't believe we love each other*
* the same way, and that worries me.*
**[13:58] Isaku**
*Why doesn't he get that?*
**[14:07] Keiya**
Here's your lunch, Isaku-san.
**[14:10] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[14:11] Keiya**
Shall we eat on the roof today?
**[14:14] Isaku**
I'm eating with Ando-san
and Katsuki-san today.
**[14:19] Isaku**
Do you guys want to eat lunch together?
**[14:22] Ando**
Sure!
**[14:23] Katsuki**
Let's go to the courtyard.
**[14:26] Ando**
Yeah, let's go!
**[14:27] Katsuki**
Hurry, or the good seats will be taken!
**[14:29] Isaku**
R-Right!
**[14:34] Katsuki**
It's not crowded.
**[14:35] Ando**
Thank goodness!
**[14:38] Ando**
So, what's up?
**[14:39] Katsuki**
We're here to listen.
**[14:44] Isaku**
Sorry you had to see me like that yesterday.
**[14:48] Ando**
But that wasn't your fault!
**[14:50] Katsuki**
How are things since then?
**[14:54] Isaku**
I've never fought with
Keiya like this before.
**[14:57] Isaku**
I know we probably need to talk it out,
**[15:01] Isaku**
but I sort of got stubborn, and now it's hard.
**[15:06] Ando**
Makes sense.
**[15:08] Katsuki**
Tell us if there's anything we can do, okay?
**[15:11] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[15:20] Katsuki**
What is it?
**[15:23] Katsuki**
Just a coupon?
**[15:24] Ando**
Right, yes, just a coupon!
**[15:26] Ando**
Anyway, we're on your side, Isaku-chan.
**[15:38] Isaku**
* Getting to and from school is awkward,*
* since there's nowhere to run.*
**[15:43] Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[15:44] Isaku**
What?
**[15:45] Keiya**
Please go home without me.
**[15:49] Keiya**
I have an errand.
**[15:51] Isaku**
Errand?
**[15:52] Keiya**
Yes. I told Kongo to wait
for you at the school gate.
**[15:56] Isaku**
What?! He came all the way here?
**[16:00] Keiya**
I did tell him to try to look respectable.
**[16:03] Isaku**
Well, bye, then.
**[16:06] Keiya**
Take care.
**[16:07] Isaku**
Yeah, yeah.
**[16:15] Isaku**
*Does he really have an errand?*
**[16:21] Isaku**
*Maybe he's avoiding me, too.*
**[16:32] [SONG] Caption**
Uto Keiya
**[16:32] [SONG] Caption**
Ando-san,
Katsuki-san,
I'd like your advice.
Could you wait for me
at the Royal Hostess
after school?
**[16:32] Ando**
What's this about?
**[16:34] Katsuki**
What "advice"?
**[16:39] Keiya**
Feel free to eat while I explain.
**[16:42] Keiya**
It'll be my treat.
**[16:44] Katsuki**
We're already eating.
**[16:46] Ando**
Obviously we plan on you paying.
**[16:48] Keiya**
So what I'd like to ask—
**[16:51] Ando**
It's about you and Isaku-chan, right?
**[16:53] Katsuki**
We know.
**[16:55] Ando**
And we have a lot of questions for *you*, too.
**[17:00] Katsuki**
Mm-hmm.
**[17:01] Ando**
First of all, let me tell you this:
**[17:05] Ando**
You suck. Big time.
**[17:07] Katsuki**
Mm-hmm.
**[17:09] Katsuki**
Big, big, *big* time.
**[17:13] Ando**
Mm-hmm.
**[17:19] Katsuki**
Uto-kun, Isaku-chan confessed
her feelings to you, correct?
**[17:23] Ando**
How did you answer her?
**[17:25] Keiya**
Answer her?
**[17:27] Ando**
Yes! Your *answer*.
**[17:30] Katsuki**
Tell us everything *in detail*.
**[17:32] Ando**
Mm-hmm.
**[17:37] Keiya**
First, I shoved her onto the bed.
**[17:40] Ando**
You did what?
**[17:41] Katsuki**
"First"?
**[17:43] Keiya**
I was just so happy.
**[17:44] Waitress**
May I take your order?
**[17:45] Ando**
And then?
**[17:46] Keiya**
She told me to stop.
**[17:47] Waitress**
All right.
**[17:49] Katsuki**
I'll bet she did.
**[17:50] Keiya**
She asked how I felt, so I
told her, "I love you, too."
**[17:51] Waitress**
Coming right up.
**[17:56] Ando & Katsuki**
Mm-hmm...
**[17:57] Keiya**
Then I shoved her down again.
**[17:59] Keiya**
Then she stopped me again,
so I figured I was moving too fast.
**[18:05] Keiya**
That's where the conversation ended that day.
**[18:08] Ando & Katsuki**
*This guy is epically insensitive.*
**[18:12] Keiya**
I love her, so I want to touch her.
**[18:14] Keiya**
Isn't that natural?
**[18:16] Katsuki**
You *do* know the order you do things matters, right?
**[18:19] Ando**
Isaku-chan summoned up
the courage to confess to you,
**[18:22] Ando**
and you went at her like a horndog.
**[18:26] Ando**
Any girl would think,
"This guy only wants sex!"
**[18:29] Katsuki**
No wonder she doubts your feelings.
**[18:39] Waitress**
Here's your order.
**[18:45] Waitress**
Please enjoy.
**[18:55] Keiya**
Wait, she doubts my feelings?
**[18:59] Ando & Katsuki**
*Uh, you've only done doubt-inspiring things!*
**[19:03] Katsuki**
And the very next day,
you almost kissed another girl...
**[19:07] Ando**
Pretty sure that was the final blow.
**[19:13] Keiya**
I explained my reasoning to her, though.
**[19:16] Katsuki**
Excuse me, "reasoning"?
**[19:18] Keiya**
I didn't want to waste
precious time arguing over a kiss
**[19:23] Keiya**
when I could have been using it
to hurry back to Isaku-san.
**[19:28] Keiya**
Satisfying Kurino-san was the shortest
path to my goal, so I chose that.
**[19:33] Keiya**
Plus, I'd have lost even more
time if she'd made a fuss.
**[19:38] Waitress**
Here's your order.
**[19:40] Ando & Katsuki**
Thank you...
**[19:43] Keiya**
Please, dig in.
**[19:48] Katsuki**
* Normally we'd just call him out*
* on his excuses for cheating...*
**[19:52] Ando**
*...but he clearly believes what he's saying.*
**[19:56] Ando & Katsuki**
*We always thought he was weird.*
**[20:00] Ando & Katsuki**
*But we were wrong.*
**[20:01] Ando & Katsuki**
*Uto Keiya...*
**[20:03] Ando & Katsuki**
*is even* weirder *than weird!*
**[20:10] Ando**
Even if we do you the incredible favor
of pretending your reasoning made sense,
**[20:16] Ando**
the fact remains that you
broke the rules of dating!
**[20:21] Katsuki**
I think that would make it hard
for Isaku-chan to believe in you
**[20:26] Katsuki**
and would make her worry whether you
have the same romantic feelings she does.
**[20:33] Keiya**
I see.
**[20:35] Keiya**
I get it now.
**[20:56] Keiya**
Isaku-san, let's go home.
**[20:58] Isaku**
Right.
**[21:04] Ando**
Hope she'll be okay...
**[21:06] Katsuki**
All we can do now is watch over her.
**[21:09] Ando**
Yeah.
**[21:16] Isaku**
*All this time keeps passing in silence.*
**[21:20] Isaku**
* Is he angry? Because he thinks*
* I'm still too childish?*
**[21:46] Isaku**
*What if we never settle it,*
**[21:50] Isaku**
* and my "I love you" and his*
* both stay unresolved forever?*
**[21:57] Isaku**
*Then what?*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 13
WOUNDS AND LOVERS
# E13 - WOUNDS AND LOVERS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGV9JM/wounds-and-lovers)
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***SIGN*** EPISODE 13
***SIGN*** WOUNDS
AND LOVERS
**[01:50] (Flashback) Kurino**
So before I go...
**[01:52] (Flashback) Kurino**
Would you give me a kiss?
**[01:58] (Flashback) Keiya**
Sure.
**[02:04] (Flashback) Isaku**
Hey.
**[02:07] (Flashback) Kurino**
Oh, crap.
**[02:10] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san.
**[02:12] Isaku**
*My love and Keiya's love
really *are* completely different.*
**[02:24] (Flashback) Isaku**
So, you're fine with any
girl who lets you do *that*.
**[02:31] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san?
**[02:34] Isaku**
*I feel stupid.*
**[02:38] (Flashback) Isaku**
I hate you, Keiya!
**[02:43] Isaku**
* How come time always slows to*
* a crawl when I'm exhausted?*
**[02:53] Isaku**
*I wish I'd never told him how I feel.*
**[02:58] Isaku**
* I knew from the very beginning that*
* I shouldn't fall in love with him.*
**[03:09] Isaku**
*And yet, for so long...*
**[03:15] (Flashback) Tasuke**
Isaku, this is your home from now on.
**[03:27] (Flashback) Tasuke**
This guy will be your caretaker.
**[03:36] (Flashback) Keiya**
Pleased to meet you,
Isaku-san. I'm Uto Keiya.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Isaku**
I don't wanna. I want Papa and Mama instead.
**[04:03] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your Papa and Mama.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Isaku**
Even though you're not old?
**[04:10] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll be your brother, too.
I'll be all of them for you.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Keiya**
We're all family here, even
if we're not related by blood.
**[04:18] (Flashback) Keiya**
I'll protect you forever.
**[04:32] (Flashback) Keiya**
Happy birthday, Isaku-san.
**[04:40] Kid Isaku age 6**
* Keiya's always smiling, and*
* he's nice to me. I love him.*
**[04:50] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
Hey, Keiya. When's your birthday?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Keiya**
Mine? Hmm...
**[04:57] (Flashback) Keiya**
Oh! It's the day after
tomorrow. I'll be seventeen.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
Then I'm gonna do something
for your birthday, too!
**[05:06] (Flashback) Keiya**
You really don't have to.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
No, I'm gonna do it!
**[05:11] Kid Isaku age 6**
* What should I give him?*
* What would make him happy?*
**[05:15] Kid Isaku age 6**
*I can't buy a cake...*
**[05:20] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
Happy birthday. Here.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
It's from kindergarten. I found
it by the river on a field trip.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
It's smooth and pretty, right?
**[05:30] (Flashback) Kid Isaku age 6**
It's my treasure!
**[05:34] (Flashback) Keiya**
Thank you.
**[05:38] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
That's a good pose!
**[05:41] (Flashback) Kid Isaku**
Now stay there and don't move
for a while, okay, Ume-chan?
**[05:47] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Aw, man...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Keiya**
Are you drawing a picture, Isaku-san?
**[05:51] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
It's my art homework.
**[05:53] (Flashback) Keiya**
Oh. Are you supposed to draw an animal?
**[05:56] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Nuh-uh. Just something we like.
**[06:00] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
The teacher says we can pick a thing,
or a place, or anything we want.
**[06:04] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
The cat's not cooperating...
**[06:07] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Maybe I'll do the flowers in the garden.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Keiya**
Hey, Isaku-san.
**[06:15] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
What?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Keiya**
Why don't you draw me?
**[06:22] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Don't wanna.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Keiya**
Why not?!
**[06:28] (Flashback) Keiya**
Please draw me!
**[06:30] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Don't wanna!
**[06:31] (Flashback) Keiya**
You do like me, right?
**[06:33] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
I don't really want to show off my family...
**[06:37] 4th Grade Isaku**
* Plus, we have to present our*
* work to the whole class.*
**[06:42] 4th Grade Isaku**
* I'd sound like I was*
* presenting the boy I like.*
**[06:46] (Flashback) Keiya**
Please, Isaku-san?
**[06:54] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Okay, fine, sheesh.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Keiya**
Yay!
**[06:59] (Flashback) Keiya**
Portraits are normally done nude, right?
**[07:01] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
I don't wanna draw that.
You don't have to strip!
**[07:04] (Flashback) Keiya**
How shall I pose, then?
**[07:07] (Flashback) Keiya**
Unlike the cat, I can keep as still as a
mountain for as many hours as you need.
**[07:11] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
We don't need a special pose...
**[07:14] (Flashback) Keiya**
How's this?
**[07:16] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
You can just sit on the floor like normal.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Keiya**
How's my expression?
**[07:21] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
You're making a weird face. Just act normal.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Keiya**
Aw... but I want you to draw me looking cool.
**[07:26] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Act normal!
**[07:29] (Flashback) Keiya**
Is this all right?
**[07:30] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Yeah.
**[07:31] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Okay, Keiya, don't move.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Keiya**
All right.
**[07:45] (Flashback) Keiya**
Is something wrong?
**[07:47] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
Don't move!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Keiya**
Sorry.
**[07:53] 4th Grade Isaku**
*Maybe the weird face was better.*
**[07:56] (Flashback) 4th Grade Isaku**
This is the person who takes care
of me. He's a very good cook.
**[08:02] 4th Grade Isaku**
*I was nervous about presenting.*
**[08:05] (Flashback) Teacher**
That was wonderful!
**[08:08] (Flashback) Teacher**
Your good relationship really
comes across in the drawing.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Teacher**
Applause, everyone!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Kid**
Bye-bye!
**[08:27] Isaku**
*"What I Like: Keiya."*
**[08:31] (Flashback) Isaku**
I want to have a normal
teenage life in high school.
**[08:36] (Flashback) Isaku**
I'll have a normal romance.
**[08:39] Isaku**
*Yes, I need to fall in love.*
**[08:42] Isaku**
*Boring, happy love.*
**[08:45] Isaku**
* Because a one-sided crush on a yakuza*
* can't lead to a bright future.*
**[08:50] (Flashback) Keiya**
I was worried about you being
alone so far from home,
**[08:52] (Flashback) Keiya**
so I've decided to attend school with you.
**[08:55] (Flashback) Isaku**
Huh?
**[08:57] (Flashback) Tamaru**
You're so meek, I figured
you'd do whatever I wanted.
**[09:01] Isaku**
*Ew, gross!*
**[09:12] (Flashback) Keiya**
I want to know what this is.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Keiya**
I want you to teach me, Isaku-san.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
Uto!
**[09:25] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
If you don't want this
precious girl to get hurt,
**[09:28] (Flashback) Kodan-gumi B**
be good and do as we say.
**[09:31] Isaku**
*No way.*
**[09:51] (Flashback) Keiya**
O then, dear saint...
**[09:58] (Flashback) Keiya**
let lips do what hands do.
**[10:05] (Flashback) Isaku**
I-I mean, I do like his face...
**[10:10] (Flashback) Isaku**
but...
**[10:12] (Flashback) Isaku**
I also like his voice,
and I guess his hands too?
**[10:17] (Flashback) Isaku**
I've loved him since
the moment I met him, I think.
**[10:22] (Flashback) Mikio**
I'm about to assault Isaku-chan!
**[10:25] Isaku**
*Not a chance!*
**[10:32] (Flashback) Keiya**
Isaku-san!
**[10:37] (Flashback) Mikio**
You'll be put in danger even
after I leave, Isaku-chan.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Mikio**
Over and over, for as long
as you're with Kei-chan.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Mikio**
Poor thing.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Isaku**
I'm not someone to be pitied.
**[10:51] (Flashback) Isaku**
Because of you, I got to
confirm how I really feel.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Keiya**
Say "ah."
**[10:59] Isaku**
*Going to high school with Keiya,*
**[11:02] Isaku**
* I've ended up spending more*
* time with him than ever before.*
**[11:07] (Flashback) Isaku**
Are you having fun?
**[11:10] (Flashback) Keiya**
Yes.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Isaku**
Me, too.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Keiya**
Are you jealous?
**[11:22] (Flashback) Isaku**
No!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Isaku**
"Free."
**[11:29] (Flashback) Keiya**
Hmm?
**[11:31] (Flashback) Isaku**
F-Free!
**[11:34] (Flashback) Keiya**
What do you mean?
**[11:38] (Flashback) Isaku**
At the culture festival, you
said I was making you "stay."
**[11:45] (Flashback) Isaku**
B-But I'm freeing you now!
**[11:52] Isaku**
*All this time keeps passing in silence.*
**[11:55] Isaku**
* Is he angry? Because he thinks*
* I'm still too childish?*
**[12:30] Isaku**
*It turns out my desire to be with him*
**[12:34] Isaku**
* was stronger than my conviction*
* that I shouldn't love him.*
**[12:44] Isaku**
*What if we never settle it,*
**[12:47] Isaku**
*and my "I love you" stays unresolved forever?*
**[13:09] Keiya**
Come with me.
**[13:16] Isaku**
Wh-What's going on?
**[13:22] Keiya**
In here, please.
**[13:31] Isaku**
Why are we in here?
**[13:34] Isaku**
Why are you stripping?!
**[13:48] Isaku**
*Don't tell me he's gonna jump me again...*
**[13:50] Isaku**
That's not okay!
**[13:53] Keiya**
Look.
**[13:55] Isaku**
Huh?
**[13:57] Keiya**
Look at my back.
**[14:00] Isaku**
Why are we talking about your back?
**[14:04] Keiya**
When I got this lion and peony
tattoo, the artist told me a story...
**[14:09] Keiya**
The lion is afraid of
the parasites in its fur,
**[14:13] Keiya**
but dewdrops dripping from a peony
flower will kill them on contact.
**[14:22] Keiya**
So when night falls, the lion
rests under the peony flowers.
**[14:28] Keiya**
The lion's sanctuary lies
beneath those flowers.
**[14:33] Keiya**
I thought, "That's what Isaku-san
is to me," and I got this ink.
**[14:38] Keiya**
That's a thought I decided to carry
for life. It'll be there until I die.
**[14:48] Isaku**
Oh... I never knew.
**[14:53] Keiya**
But if this isn't enough, then...
**[15:04] Keiya**
Take this.
**[15:05] Isaku**
Y-Your sword?!
**[15:07] Keiya**
Right hand in front.
Grip it firmly with both hands.
**[15:11] Isaku**
Wh-What? What's this about?
**[15:16] Isaku**
Keiya?
**[15:20] Keiya**
Cut me.
**[15:24] Isaku**
Say what?
**[15:38] Keiya**
Cut me.
**[15:40] Isaku**
Say what?
**[15:41] Keiya**
Mark me again, with your own hands.
**[15:45] Keiya**
I'll carry that with me for life, too.
**[15:48] Isaku**
That's a terrifying idea!
**[15:50] Keiya**
It's all right. I won't die.
**[15:54] Isaku**
That's not the issue!
**[15:57] Keiya**
Go ahead.
**[16:16] Isaku**
* So, Keiya's love isn't completely*
* the same as mine.*
**[16:22] Isaku**
*But I think I can still trust it.*
**[16:29] Isaku**
*I can't do the sword, but...*
**[16:50] Isaku**
The scratches are my compromise.
**[17:03] Isaku**
Okay, I'm going. Put a shirt on already.
**[17:14] Keiya**
From now on, I'll protect you
in my role as your lover, too.
**[17:25] Isaku**
Okay.
**[17:32] Ando**
That's good to hear!
**[17:34] Katsuki**
So you patched things up with Uto-kun!
**[17:37] Ando / Katsuki**
Thank goodness!
**[17:39] Isaku**
Sorry for worrying you two.
**[17:42] Katsuki**
For real, we were *so* worried!
**[17:46] Ando**
Guess what? The day before yesterday,
Uto-kun asked us to talk after school!
**[17:51] Katsuki**
About your relationship!
**[17:53] Isaku**
Oh, so that's why he told
me to go home alone.
**[17:58] Katsuki**
Uto-kun is really... *weird*, isn't he?
**[18:04] Ando**
It's hard to follow his thinking, like
it's the opposite of other people's...
**[18:09] Ando**
Hard to believe he's a normal
high schooler, you know?
**[18:15] Isaku**
*Um...*
**[18:20] Isaku**
Thank you very much for your service.
**[18:25] Ando**
It's all good!
**[18:27] Katsuki**
Congrats again!
**[18:29] Isaku**
Thank you.
**[18:37] Keiya**
Here, some hot tea.
**[18:40] Isaku**
Thanks.
**[18:41] Isaku**
Keiya, what did you talk to
Ando-san and Katsuki-san about?
**[18:46] Keiya**
Well...
**[18:48] Keiya**
I told them in detail
about your love confession
**[18:51] Keiya**
and everything that had happened since,
**[18:54] Keiya**
and I got their advice.
**[18:55] Isaku**
Huh. How much "detail," exactly?
**[18:59] Keiya**
I told them I'd shoved you down
on the bed before answering you.
**[19:03] Isaku**
Y-You even told them *that*?!
**[19:06] Keiya**
I couldn't come up with a better idea.
**[19:08] Isaku**
Well, I'm mortified.
**[19:11] Isaku**
Th-Thanks for the tea.
**[19:13] Keiya**
You're welcome.
**[19:22] Isaku**
That's some wind!
It's starting to get a little chilly.
**[19:28] Keiya**
Shall we head back inside?
**[19:34] Isaku**
I want to be alone with you a little longer.
**[19:38] Keiya**
Me, too.
**[19:40] Keiya**
I'll block the wind for you.
**[19:43] Keiya**
Do you want my blazer?
**[19:45] Isaku**
If I took it, then *you'd* be cold.
**[19:49] Keiya**
I'm fine.
**[19:55] Isaku**
This way, we'll both be warm.
**[20:16] Isaku**
*No reaction?*
**[20:20] Isaku**
*Whoa, he's totally shocked!*
**[20:23] Isaku**
Come on, you cozy up to me all the time.
**[20:27] Keiya**
But I never thought you'd initiate.
**[20:31] Isaku**
Well, we're dating now.
**[20:36] Keiya**
*Nuzzle, nuzzle.*
**[20:41] Isaku**
*His face is so close...*
**[20:43] Keiya**
You don't have to stiffen up so much.
**[20:46] Keiya**
I won't do anything.
**[20:48] Isaku**
Huh?
**[20:49] Isaku**
You won't?
**[20:51] Keiya**
Didn't you tell me to "stay" on that stuff?
**[20:55] Isaku**
* Why do you have to be so extreme?*
* Read the mood, you useless yakuza!*
**[21:00] Isaku**
Th-That was because I didn't know
whether you loved me the right way.
**[21:07] Isaku**
Now I know you do, so...
**[21:16] Keiya**
If you let me now, I won't stop again.
**[21:46] Isaku**
*I don't know what the future will bring,*
**[21:51] Isaku**
*but I want to be with Keiya.*
**[21:54] Isaku**
*Now and forever.*