E8 - SWEET HEART MEMORY Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] H     My right eye pains me so... [00:06] H     Miguel's power grows stronger by the day. [00:10] H     But I must complete the project! [00:15] H     Lend me your aid... [00:16] ---     Lend me your aid, Gestöber! SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me SIGN    School Results SIGN    Koyuki Seri SIGN    Usami Cultural Posei U. Ichiyukimon U. Monokidokoro Bunkyo U. SIGN    Doomed Screwed Rekt Failed SIGN    Delusion 8 [01:58] K     This is because of all the     time I spent with them! [02:00] K     But that's over now!     I'll never react to them again! [02:03] H     Check it out, Gestöber! [02:06] K     I'll never react to their crap again. [02:08] K     I'll just swat any flies I see. [02:10] U     Didn't that count as reacting, Seri-kun? [02:13] K     Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. [02:16] K     Every time I've said I'll never     call out Hanadori-kun again, [02:19] K     it doesn't work out. [02:21] K     But... SIGN    How to Talk to People [02:22] ---     How to Keep     Any Schedule [02:22] ---     After all the studying I've     been doing for my tests, [02:25] ---     I've learned to develop     my latent subconscious. [02:28] U     Are you waiting for someone     to call you out, Seri-kun? [02:30] K     I'm redefining what it means     to call someone out! SIGN    School     Newspaper SIGN    Student Council      Elections [02:32] H     I, Sturmhut, am running for     student council president! [02:35] H     Look! Check it out, Gestöber! [02:38] K     Not a word from me. Do whatever you want. SIGN    How to Talk to People [02:41] M     Koyukichi-dono! SIGN    Mogami     Kimikage [02:43] M     I heard Kabu-dono was running,     so I entered the race, as well. [02:47] M     What a terrible sin!     Must I be punished for it? [02:48] K     Not a word from me. [02:49] U     Since there were so many entrants,      I joined in too, just for fun! [02:54] Girls     Tsukimiya Utsugi!     Please vote for Tsukimiya Utsugi! [02:56] K     Not a word... [02:57] Hibiki     I'm only a first-year, but I'm running, too. [03:00] Hibiki     I'm hoping I can support     Miguel-senpai's campaign. [03:03] H     Oh, Helius! That's so nice of you! [03:05] K     Not a single word out of m— [03:07] U     Oh! And of course, I entered you too, Seri-kun! SIGN    I'm running! SIGN    I'm running! SIGN    I'm running! SIGN    I'm running! SIGN    Seri Koyuki SIGN    Seri Koyuki SIGN    Seri Koyuki [03:10] U     Look! [03:11] U     I put up all these posters! SIGN    Seri Koyuki [03:14] H     Gestöber! [03:14] M     Koyukichi-dono! SIGN    I'm running! [03:18] K     The date: just before the     student council election. SIGN    Koyuki Seri [03:22] K     Damn it all! [03:23] K     I don't have time to be     on the student council. [03:27] K     Damn it... SIGN    Science Room [03:28] K     How can I get some time to myself? [03:31] K     How can I get some peace? [03:33] K     I know! [03:34] ---     I'll just poison them. [03:35] K     Enough to knock them out for a week. [03:38] Suzuran     Where is Utsugi-sama? [03:40] Suzuran     What are you doing, Koyuki Seri? [03:42] K     What was I doing, actually? [03:45] Suzuran     You seem quite troubled. [03:47] Suzuran     That's why I warned you. [03:49] K     Shut up. [03:50] Suzuran     If you can't do anything on your own,      ask Utsugi-sama for help. SIGN    The Truth of the Universe [03:55] K     What? I can't do that. SIGN    The Truth of the Universe SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [03:58] K     He gets off on seeing me miserable. [04:01] Suzuran     Have you ever actually asked him? [04:03] Suzuran     Or are you just making assumptions? [04:05] K     Well... [04:07] Suzuran     Get down on your knees and lick his boots. [04:09] K     No way in hell! [04:12] Suzuran     Now, let's go. [04:13] ---     Jeez... [04:21] Suzuran     Climb up and get this poster, Koyuki Se— [04:26] Suzuran     Oh? [04:28] U     I hear you've come to lick my boots... [04:33] U     All joking aside... Sure, I'll help you out. [04:37] U     I can just tell Hanadori-kun that you     weren't brothers in arms in a past life. [04:40] K     Wait, for real? [04:41] U     You sure that's what you want, though? [04:43] U     He might take it pretty hard. [04:45] K     Well, that was your fault to begin with... [04:48] H     Gestöber! [04:49] H     Hey! I need your help with something! [04:52] H     Gestöber! [04:53] U     See? He's calling for you now. [04:55] U     And I know you won't     have the heart to tell him. [04:55] H     Hey! Where are you? [04:58] K     I-I will, too! [04:59] K     I don't care what kind of     life Hanadori-kun lives, [05:02] ---     but I have my own future. [05:04] K     So I need him to accept that... [05:07] U     So you see, Hanadori, [05:09] ---     Seri-kun hasn't the slightest     intention of helping you, he says. [05:13] K     H-Hanadori-kun? [05:15] K     He froze. What should I do? [05:17] U     Listen, Hanadori. [05:19] ---     Seri-kun isn't the Hierophant of Ice. [05:22] U     He's the one who sealed Miguel within you... [05:26] ---     Gestöber, the Director of Darkness! [05:31] U     He's the cause of all your suffering! [05:35] K     You cunning asshole! [05:36] K     I really thought you were going to help! [05:38] K     You're the cause of all my suffering! [05:41] H     Th-That's impossible! [05:43] H     Tsukimiya, you're a liar! [05:47] K     Hanadori-kun... [05:50] K     There sure are a lot of candidates. [05:51] K     Why did he believe Tsukimiya     when he told him [05:53] ---     we were brothers in arms, but not now? SIGN    Student Council Election Speeches [06:00] Teacher     The candidates for student council     will now give their speeches. [06:05] K     U-Um, I withdrew from the race. [06:08] K     Why am I here? [06:09] U     Oh, who cares, Seri-kun? [06:11] ---     It's more fun this way. [06:12] U     Right, Hanadori? [06:16] U     Oh, dear... [06:18] K     Hanadori-kun must've taken it pretty hard. [06:21] ---     He's been really quiet the past few days. [06:24] K     He hasn't been bothering me like usual,     and he's been avoiding Tsukimiya-kun, too. [06:28] K     He hasn't been shouting "Gwah!"     in the middle of class, either. [06:32] K     I know this is what I wanted,     but it's still somehow... [06:35] K     No, this isn't quite what I wanted. [06:38] Teacher     Student council president candidate     Hanadori Kabuto-kun of Class 2-3. [06:41] K     What did he want my help with, anyway? [06:54] Students     Isn't that the dark god of destruction? [06:57] Hibiki     Miguel-senpai... [06:59] K     Hanadori-kun? [07:03] H     I wanted to change things     here at this school. [07:08] H     I wanted to make it a place for those      who've lost sight of their goals. [07:12] H     For those who aren't confident they     can be the people they want to be. [07:15] H     For those who are so awkward     that things never work out. [07:18] H     A place where everyone can strive     to be who they want to be. [07:21] H     A place where we can all be friends. [07:24] K     Huh? He's actually sounding normal. [07:27] K     What happened to Hanadori-kun? [07:29] K     Did the shock ruin his act? [07:31] H     But I couldn't bring about     this utopia on... my own... [07:40] K     He's back to his old self. [07:43] H     I can feel it, Sturmhut... [07:45] H     The darkness in your heart. [07:47] K     What happened to you? [07:49] K     Why are you bringing out Miguel     in front of the school? [07:51] H     Stop it, Miguel! [07:52] H     I haven't given up yet! [07:54] K     You're not gonna be     student council president now! SIGN    S H O C K [08:06] K     Yeah, of course they're all slack-jawed. [08:08] K     What are you doing?     What are you thinking, Hanadori-kun? [08:11] K     I'm not saying a word to you, though! [08:13] H     Gestöber! [08:14] H     I don't know how much longer     I can hold Miguel back. [08:18] H     So before that happens, tell me... [08:21] H     Are you Gestöber, Hierophant of Ice, [08:24] H     or Gestöber, Director of Darkness? [08:27] H     Who will you choose, Sturmhut or Miguel? [08:31] H     Show me your answer with your vote! SIGN    Miguel SIGN    Sturmhut [08:34] K     They're both you! [08:37] K     This is stupid! [08:38] ---     How come I don't get a real vote? [08:40] K     Why am I only allowed to vote for you? [08:42] K     Look at how everybody's whispering! [08:44] ---     Now cut it out and... [08:46] K     Crap. [08:51] K     Hanadori-kun! [08:52] K     Oh, no! Did I hit him too hard? [08:56] K     No, this is just part of the act, right? [08:59] K     Hana— [09:03] HIbiki     Miguel-senpai! [09:03] U     Hanadori! [09:04] M     Kabu-dono, wake up! [09:05] Hibiki     Miguel-senpai, wake up! [09:08] U     Hanadori! Hanadori! [09:10] K     Hanadori-kun? [09:14] K     In those days, the dark god of     destruction was always by my side. [09:20] K     I was always so busy     thinking about tomorrow [09:24] ---     that I didn't understand the guy who     always treated me like an old friend. [09:27] K     I didn't know what to do. [09:31] K     And then I caused a terrible tragedy. [09:36] K     I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun. [09:38] K     Only after losing you do I understand... [09:41] K     You are my dearest friend! [09:43] K     Knock it the hell off! SIGN    S SIGN    H SIGN    O SIGN    C SIGN    K SIGN    Student Council Election Speeches [09:50] Nurse     He's fine. Just sleeping. [09:52] Nurse     Not sure if it was stress or lack of sleep, but he was pretty exhausted. [09:55] Nurse     Then he hit his head     and it knocked him out. [09:58] Nurse     Maybe he just worked that hard on his speech. [10:05] K     It feels like he was actually     really serious about it. [10:08] K     Why did he care so much? [10:13] K     H-Hanadori-kun! [10:14] Hibiki     Miguel-senpai, I'm so glad you're awake! [10:18] Hibiki     Do you hurt anywhere? [10:24] H     U-Um... [10:25] H     I'm sorry, but where are my glasses? [10:30] H     Without my glasses... [10:32] ---     I can't really see out of my right eye. [10:34] K     What's gotten into him? [10:36] K     His glasses? [10:37] K     He can't see out his right eye     because of his eyepatch! [10:41] H     Oh, here they are! [10:42] K     Don't take the nurse's! [10:44] H     Good. [10:46] ---     Now I'm back to normal. [10:48] H     Without my glasses, I'm just not myself. [10:51] K     You're hardly yourself right now. [10:54] K     What's gotten into you? [10:55] K     You're wearing glasses over an eyepatch. [10:58] K     Are you okay? [10:59] K     What happened? [11:01] U     Hanadori, do you know who this is? [11:10] H     What's wrong? [11:12] H     Your hair's sticking up. [11:13] H     Want to borrow my conditioner? [11:16] K     I will kill you. [11:17] K     You're what's wrong! [11:19] K**     What's with this new act? [11:20] K     I don't get it at all! [11:22] Hibiki     M-Miguel-senpai, are you sure     you didn't hit your head? [11:27] H     Who is this person? He's scary! [11:29] H     That outfit! That frightening weapon! [11:32] H     He's not normal! [11:34] Hibiki     N-No... [11:38] Hibiki     Miguel-senpai, you jerk! [11:41] K     He's turned into a real god of destruction... [11:44] K     Hibiki-kun! [11:45] H     What's going on? I'm really scared. [11:49] M     Have you grown out of your     beep-boop talk, Kabu-dono? [11:53] M     Good to see. [11:54] ---     You're in high school now     and far too old for that. [11:58] H     I don't understand why I'm hearing this [11:59] ---     from a boy who wears a cape and     a scary Japanese mask to school. [12:04] H     Aren't you embarrassed? [12:05] K     He said it to his face! [12:07] K     Hanadori-kun, what's gotten into you? [12:10] M     I-I didn't get my laundry done, so I'm just     wearing some old clothes... That's all. [12:15] K     I'm calling bullshit. [12:16] K     You're both embarrassing     as far as I'm concerned. [12:19] U     Maybe he has amnesia? [12:22] U     Seri-kun hit him in the head     with a microphone, right? [12:26] U     Maybe the impact did it. [12:27] K     Th-That can't be! [12:29] K     He was just fine after a crash     that knocked me clean out. SIGN    Slam [12:33] U     But you know, he wasn't feeling well today. [12:37] U     Maybe getting hit again     will turn him back to normal. [12:41] K     And what's that you're doing? A warm-up? [12:43] U     Hanadori, [12:44] ---     do you not even remember Miguel,     the dark god of destruction? [12:48] H     Dark god...? [12:50] ---     Is that some kind of religion? Scary! [12:52] U     I knew it. [12:53] U     What's gotten into you, Hanadori? [12:55] H     U-Um, you keep talking     like we know each other... [12:59] H     But who are you? [13:01] H     How do you walk around     with your eyes shut like that? [13:04] H     And that smile is frightening,     like it's frozen on your face. [13:08] U     What's wrong, Hanadori?     What's wrong, Hanadori? SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP [13:10] U     What's wrong, Hanadori?     What's wrong, Hanadori? SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP [13:11] ---     Tsukimiya-kun! SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P [13:12] U     What's wrong, Hanadori?     What's wrong, Hanadori? SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    SLAP SIGN    S L A P [13:15] U     Now do you remember who     you just spoke out against? [13:20] H     Awful! Scary! How barbaric! [13:24] H     Are all the students at this school like that? [13:27] H     That's right... The student council! [13:29] H     I wanted to be on the student council... [13:32] H     to make this a better school! [13:34] H     That's why I... [13:35] K     Did he remember? [13:37] H     That's right. [13:38] ---     Even the most worthless     of lives still has value. [13:40] H     Even people like them are     still students of this school. [13:45] H     I have to do something! [13:46] H     I have a lot to do, so I'll be going! [13:50] K     Who are you calling worthless?! [13:52] U     That didn't work. [13:54] U     But he was talking about wanting to     change the school during his speech, too. [13:58] U     He must've really wanted to do something. SIGN    The Next Day [14:02] H     Um... Attention, everyone. [14:05] H     I'm sorry for surprising you     during my speech yesterday. [14:08] H     I was a little too tense. [14:12] H     As I said yesterday, [14:13] ---     I want to make this school     a better place for everyone. [14:13] Teacher     That's Hanadori, isn't it? [14:16] H     I want you all to make good memories here. [14:20] U     That's not my Hanadori at all. [14:23] U     It's boring. [14:24] U     He received a new destiny as Sturmhut,     but he still won't believe it. [14:32] K     Maybe he's happier this way. [14:36] K     It's perfect for me that he's avoiding me, but... [14:41] K     That's exactly what I wanted, but... [14:43] K     If he lost his memory because of me... [14:46] K     That just doesn't feel right. [14:49] U     So you're lonely too, huh? [14:52] K     N-No! [14:53] K     Don't steal my lunch! [14:55] K     Also... SIGN    M u m b l e SIGN    M     u     m     b     l     e [14:56] Hibiki     Miguel-senpai, you're terrible. [14:58] Hibiki     Why? [15:00] ---     You told me to do what I wanted to do. [15:02] Hibiki     I admired you so much. [15:05] Hibiki     So why... [15:06] ---     Why do you think that is, Gestöber-senpai? SIGN    Mumble SIGN    Mumble SIGN    Mumble SIGN    Mumble SIGN    Mumble SIGN    Mumble [15:09] Hibiki     Tell me. [15:10] Hibiki     Tell me... Why? SIGN    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? SIGN    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [15:12] Hibiki     Why? Why? Why? [15:12] K     Scary... Hibiki-kun, you're being scary! [15:19] M     Kabu-dono seems to have dropped out. [15:22] M     How long will he last? [15:25] M     Not that it's my problem. [15:26] M     Now, Koyukichi-dono, [15:28] ---     scold me for wearing     my old clothes yesterday. [15:32] M     While the oni's away, the mice will play. [15:34] K     You're the oni! [15:35] K     Knock it off with the sword and     the heart eyes! Stay in character! [15:43] K     Sure, I don't want anything to do with him... [15:46] H     How barbaric! [15:49] K     I'm not lonely. I'm mad! [15:52] K     Yeah, maybe this is my fault, [15:54] K     but why do I have to feel bad on his part? SIGN    Grrr          Grrr [15:56] K     He's the barbaric one... [15:58] ---     always raging on about     "Gestöber this" and "Gestöber that"! [16:01] (Flashback) H     Check it out, Gestöber! [16:03] (Flashback) H     I need your help with something! Gestöber! [16:07] K     What was so important to him? [16:11] K     Hanadori-kun?! [16:13] Boy     The dark god of destruction,     Miguel, has revived! [16:15] Boy     Oh, damn! He's back! SIGN    G r r r r r [16:18] Boy     So what does Miguel do then? [16:19] Boy     Revives the darkness, maybe? [16:21] Boy     What does that even mean? [16:24] K     Jeez! I thought he'd gotten his memory back! [16:27] Boy     Hey, it's the former Miguel! [16:29] Boy     Why are you so serious all of a sudden? [16:32] Boy     Worried about what people think?     Seems a little late for that. [16:35] H     Wh-Who are you people? [16:37] Boy     I took Miguel from you, actually. [16:41] Boy     You gave up the act, so you don't     need that eyepatch anymore, right? [16:44] Boy     Give it to me! I need to seal away Miguel! [16:47] H     Why am I even wearing this? [16:49] Boy     Who cares? You forgot, right? [16:53] H     If you want it, you can have it. [16:56] Boy     Seriously? [17:00] Boy     What are you doing? [17:01] H     W-Well... [17:03] ---     I don't need it, but I just can't     give it up for some reason. [17:06] Boy     What is that? [17:07] ---     Your new backstory? [17:09] H     Why? I can't remember... [17:12] H     Maybe it was really expensive! [17:14] H     Like 8,500 yen? [17:16] ---     You know that's wrong. [17:16] H     Or maybe it's part of an important memory... [17:18] Boy     Hey, your buddy's here! [17:20] Boy     Maybe he has some answers. [17:23] Boy     What's with Hanadori?     He's acting weird today. [17:25] Boy     You're his buddy, right? [17:27] ---     You know, the one with the weird name... [17:29] K     I-I'm not his buddy. [17:30] Boy     Huh? That's a harsh thing to say to Miguel. [17:34] Boy     You mean the former Miguel. [17:36] K     No, Hanadori-kun's just ignoring me. [17:39] K     I'm sure now... [17:52] K     Hana... [17:54] Boy     Aww, you made him cry! [17:57] H     What? How odd... [17:59] H     Strange liquid is seeping from my eyes. Why? [18:01] Boy     Don't cry, former Miguel. [18:04] K     Because I said I wasn't his buddy? [18:07] (Flashback) U     Seri-kun is Gestöber, Director of Darkness! [18:10] (Flashback) U     He's the cause of all your suffering! [18:12] (Flashback) H     Tsukimiya, you're a liar! [18:16] K     Has that been bugging him this whole time? [18:21] K     I'm sick of this. [18:23] K     The little things, the things     you have no evidence of... [18:27] K     Don't worry about all that stuff! [18:29] K     It's annoying when you keep     obsessing over it and going crazy! [18:32] K     I'm not your buddy. [18:35] K     I hate to say it, [18:36] ---     but for a long time now,      you and I have been... [18:41] H     No, I mean... We're not friends, right? [18:44] H     We just met yesterday. [18:46] H     And I don't want to be associated     with people like you, I don't think... SIGN    Smash! [18:50] K     Screw you! [18:52] H     My glasses! [18:57] H     That's so mean! [18:59] H     What was that for, Gestöber? [19:01] H     How could you do that to Sturmhut? [19:03] H     Jeez! I'm super mad, you hear me? [19:07] H     Just kidding! [19:10] All     H-He's back? [19:12] H     What's wrong, guys? [19:14] H     What's gotten into all of you? [19:16] H     Were you worried about me being down? [19:19] Hibiki     I'm so glad, Miguel-senpai! [19:20] Hibiki     It was all a misunderstanding, wasn't it? [19:23] Hibiki     As the grim reaper,     I'll stay by your side forever! [19:24] M     How dull. [19:30] K     So what was that all about, anyway? [19:33] K     Can someone really change so much     over losing a few memories? [19:37] K     What if he has another,     weirder personality tomorrow? [19:40] U     Seri-kun, don't sweat the small stuff. [19:44] K     I wish you would worry a lot more. [19:46] U     Here. This is the student council     plan Hanadori wrote up. [19:49] U     If you read it, you might understand     what he wanted to talk to you about. SIGN    Ask Gestöber for help SIGN    Menukoroirya SIGN    Mascot Character (Ask Tsukimiya?) SIGN    Menukoroirya study group (somewhere) SIGN    Japanese SIGN    Friend-Making Support Group SIGN    So that guys like Helius can make friends SIGN    Wow! SIGN    Mitoya SIGN    (Gestöber) SIGN    Lots of fun!! SIGN    Amazing club activities (Ask Gestöber) [20:00] K     What was he worried about? SIGN    ...wanted to lend(?) borrow. Gestöber is my enemy...? Is that really right? I don't know. It hurts... My head... But Gestöber is Gestöber. I know that he's kind. [20:03] K     I couldn't possibly help him with this. [20:06] ---     I've got my own problems! SIGN    But Gestöber is Gestöber.     I know that he's kind. [20:13] K     "If something happens to me,     I know he'll help me again." [20:17] ---     "So if something's bothering Gestöber,     I want to help him." SIGN    Slam [20:23] K     You're what's bothering me! You! [20:26] H     Wh-What's wrong, Gestöber? [20:29] H     If you want to talk, I'm all ears. [20:33] K     But... [20:38] K     But I don't want the Hanadori-kun     I know to just disappear. [20:42] K     In some weird way. [20:45] K     I'm relieved, but also disappointed. [20:48] K     But in any case, [20:49] ---     I'm sure things will be back     to normal tomorrow. [20:52] K     Why don't you just forget everything, then? [20:55] K     All the yelling, all the anger... [20:57] K     I can poison you if you want! SIGN    Nag [21:01] Teacher     Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!     Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag! [21:01] K     By the way, at the time,     Mogami-kun's sister was... SIGN    Nag SIGN    Nag SIGN    Nag SIGN    Nag SIGN    Yell [22:36] Tokimune     Too many people use the word     "angel" as a generic complement. [22:42] Tokimune     You aren't angels. [22:44] Tokimune     The only angel is Miguel. [22:48] Hibiki     P-People sometimes tell me I'm an angel. [22:51] K     You're not supposed to say that yourself. [22:53] Hibiki     But it's absurd for a grim reaper like     me to call himself an angel, right? [22:57] Hibiki     I wish I could disappear. [22:59] M     The only real angel is Koyukichi-dono. [23:02] M     No, he's less a messenger of god      and more a bodhisattva. [23:03] Hibiki     Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!     Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! [23:08] K     Bodhisattva! [23:09] M     Maybe he's more like a god. [23:12] H     I'm a god! [23:13] SUzuran     The only god is Utsugi-sama. [23:15] K     Sumiso-san is my goddess!     An archangel! [23:18] U     Did you give up on yelling     at people, Seri-kun? [23:20] Hibiki     Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! SIGN    Composite Processing Test [23:25] H     Impossible! How are we getting     moe characters out of this? [23:29] H     What happened to my chief     animation director supervisor?! [23:31] K     People like pretty girls more. [23:33] K     They sell better. [23:35] H     And you call yourself the director?! [23:38] K     Wait, I'm the director?!