E3 - death wish Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] T     Oh, by the way, Koyuki... SIGN    Field Day [00:02] T     Did you turn in your     post-graduation plans survey? [00:05] K     Not yet. [00:07] T     As a first-year, you said you     wanted to go to college, right? [00:10] T     You not sure what to do now? [00:12] K     No, I still want to go to college... It's just... [00:15] K     Well, my parents want me to go to the best     school so I can work for the best company. [00:19] K     You know, the usual stuff. [00:21] T     Your parents? [00:22] ---     What about you?     Nothing you want to do? [00:25] K     What I want? [00:26] K     I want to live in peace, away from any     dark gods and privacy-violating mind readers. [00:31] K     It's not funny! [00:33] K     What does a dark god of destruction even do? [00:36] K     If you, his teacher, can't set him straight,      at least explain that to me! [00:40] T     Whenever Hanadori says     that name, disaster will— [00:42] K     It's already a freaking disaster! [00:45] T     There, there. [00:47] T     It's just what Hanadori wants to do. [00:49] T     What about you? [00:50] ---     If you're still thinking about it,     that means there must be something, right? [00:54] T     There... might be something... sorta, kinda... [00:59] K     But it seems like it would be pretty tough... SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me SIGN    Delusion 3 [02:39] Girls     Hanadori-kun, the paint... [02:41] Girls     You okay? [02:43] Girls     Oh, no! Our poster! [02:45] H     Damnation! [02:46] ---     Dark forces are working against me! [02:48] H     They're trying to break my seal! [02:50] H     What terrible strength! [02:52] U     Just apologize, Hanadori. [02:55] H     So it's time to release the     power of my left hand, is it? [02:58] H     Very well... [02:59] U     You're shaking, Hanadori. [03:02] U     Was that glove expensive? [03:03] U     Better go wash it off. [03:05] Student     Sensei, we don't have enough paint. [03:07] T     I guess we'll have to send     someone to buy more. [03:10] Student     But we don't have the budget left. [03:12] T     What? Seriously? [03:13] Student     Please buy it for us, Sensei. [03:16] T     What? [03:17] T     Sheesh... Just this once, all right? [03:17] K     Yeah, it seems pretty rough. [03:22] K     I have enough to worry about     in my own life right now. [03:26] K     I don't have time to worry about the future. [03:29] K     You can't wash out paint with soap! [03:34] K     Oh, man... This is infuriating. [03:37] ---     I'm not getting involv— [03:38] S     Senpai? [03:39] ---     You're Miguel-senpai,     the dark god of destruction, right? [03:43] S     I'm a first-year. No... [03:45] ---     You might recognize me as your rival     from the deadly battles of yore. [03:50] S     I am Helius. [03:51] S     In this world, I go by Kimiya Hibiki. [03:54] S     A pleasure to meet you. [03:59] H     Hey! Just who are you?!     How do you know about Mig— [04:01] S     Wait, Senpai! [04:03] ---     Listen to me! [04:12] S     Have I committed another sin? [04:15] U     Hey, what are you guys doing? [04:17] U     Playing dead? [04:20] K     Huh? Where am I? [04:23] K     What happened to me? [04:26] K     What's going on? [04:27] ---     The back of my head really hurts! [04:29] K     I can't remember... [04:31] S     I'm honored to meet you again     in this life, Miguel-senpai. [04:36] K     That's right. [04:37] ---     I ran into yet another weirdo, and... [04:40] S     Do you remember me? [04:41] S     I'm No. 02 of the four dark     gods of destruction, Helius! [04:46] S     I knew it was you at first glance. [04:48] ---     You have the aura of a man      bearing a great destiny! [04:51] S     You're Miguel-senpai, [04:52] ---     the man I haven't forgotten for a     single day over these long millennia! [04:56] K     Liar! [04:56] ---     You thought I was Miguel. [04:58] K     I remember because it     was just that insulting! [05:01] K     What's this guy's deal? [05:03] K     The four dark gods of destruction? [05:05] K     He's not one of Hanadori-kun's LARPer buddies? [05:07] U     Oh, you're up, Seri-kun? [05:10] S     Oh, Gestöber-senpai! [05:11] S     I apologize for earlier. [05:13] K     Gestöber-senpai?! [05:14] K     Stop it! I'm not one of you! [05:16] S     This brings back so many memories, doesn't it? [05:19] K     Not for me. [05:21] S     Miguel-senpai always had charisma, [05:21] K     Who is this guy? [05:22] K     And what's he dressed as? A cockroach? [05:24] ---     but his dark aura is even stronger now. [05:24] K     He's got some weird replica     weapon, too! What's his deal? [05:27] K     Are you guys in the same weird club? [05:28] K     The "dark gods of destruction" group? [05:30] U     Seri-kun, I'll introduce you. [05:32] U     Helius, a.k.a. Hibiki-kun, [05:33] ---     is a former comrade of Hanadori's     who heard the rumors about him. [05:37] U     He lost his power when he     was reincarnated this time, [05:39] U     so now he wants to serve Miguel again [05:41] U     and lead this world to an even better end! [05:44] K     He's a global menace, then! [05:47] S     Miguel-senpai, the enemy is     getting stronger by the day. [05:52] S     It's time for dark god of destruction     No. 01 to use his power! [05:56] K     Wait, this is the first time Hanadori-kun's     had someone he can really talk to. [06:00] K     It's a miracle, Hanadori-kun! [06:01] K     He can be your friend! [06:03] K     I'll be cheering you on! [06:04] K     I'm not sure what that specifically entails, [06:06] ---     but I'm cheering for you! [06:08] K     So please leave me alone! [06:10] S     Please, Miguel-senpai. [06:12] U     I'm begging you, too! [06:14] H     I'm sorry. [06:15] K     He refused! [06:16] K     Why?! [06:17] ---     What's wrong with you, Hanadori-kun?! [06:18] K     You may never get another chance like this! [06:21] H     Gestöber, this weirdo won't leave me alone. [06:25] K     You mean like the way     you won't leave me alone? [06:28] K     Why are you so shy all of a sudden? [06:29] K     He's a dark god of destruction! Your favorite! [06:32] K     Now go and say hello! [06:34] S     No... [06:35] ---     Miguel-senpai... [06:38] S     Gestöber-senpai, SIGN    Rumble SIGN    Rumble SIGN    Rumble SIGN    Rumble [06:40] ---     why are you getting in our way? [06:41] S     Are you my enemy? [06:43] K     This is beyond a false accusation! [06:45] K     You're mistaken. [06:47] ---     I'm just a random villager! [06:49] S     Why? [06:50] ---     Why does everyone get in my way? [06:53] S     Why doesn't anyone understand me?! [06:56] K     He's scary! [06:58] Yae     Sensei? [07:02] Yae     Sorry to bother you. [07:05] U     What are you doing? [07:08] S     Nothing, really... [07:09] ---     Just meditating, Tsukimiya-senpai. [07:13] U     Oh, it's the school secretary! [07:18] U     So many people came     into the room, Hibiki-kun! [07:21] K     Give him a break. [07:22] T     Huh? [07:23] ---     Where did the trio go? [07:25] Students     No idea. They disappeared. [07:27] Students     But this'll go faster now, so we're better off. [07:30] S     I'm like a crow or a black cat... [07:33] S     An ill omen for those around me. [07:35] U     Are we talking about Kimiya Hibiki-kun here? [07:38] U     Not Helius? [07:39] S     Yes... [07:41] K     I want to go home. [07:42] K     But my head hurts and I don't want to move. SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache [07:44] S     I bring disaster to those     around me for some reason. [07:48] S     I get pooped and peed on by animals     as much as the average toilet, [07:52] S     and sudden rain clouds follow me around, [07:55] S     and I live on the only block     that Santa doesn't visit! [07:57] (Flashback) Mom     Santa doesn't stop here. [07:59] K     I guess that's his family's policy? [08:01] S     I'm not a kid detective, yet I'm always     running into terrible crimes. [08:05] S     So they call me the grim reaper, [08:07] ---     and everyone avoids me. [08:09] K     Yeah, I want to avoid you, too. [08:11] ---     Sorry. [08:12] S     I'm worried about the upcoming field day, too. [08:15] S     Any team I'm on always loses. [08:18] ---     I'm scared of what people will think. [08:19] S     I don't want to get on someone's bad side [08:21] S     and end up surrounded by     men in black suits again... [08:24] K     What happened to you? [08:25] S     Why am I the only one this happens to? [08:28] S     No... No! [08:30] S     I'm just different from the rest! [08:31] ---     I've got a special talent! That's all! [08:33] K     You got over that fast, huh? [08:36] S     It was bad enough before, [08:38] ---     but once I assumed this identity,     I was treated even more like a weirdo. [08:41] K     No kidding. [08:42] S     Then I heard that the dark god of destruction,     Miguel, was in the grade above me, [08:47] S     and I decided I wanted to be like him. [08:49] S     What would it be like, I asked myself,     if I could live without fear [08:52] ---     of what others thought? [08:54] K     Are you making fun of him? [08:56] S     So... [08:58] S     M-Miguel-senpa— [09:00] H     Does what you want [09:01] ---     mean so little that you're willing to     give it up because you're worried [09:05] ---     about what other people     will think or say about you? [09:08] H     If it is, then it's better that you quit. [09:11] H     But if you're willing to suffer [09:12] ---     and be laughed at for it, tell me now! [09:15] H     What is it you want? [09:22] H     You're Grim Reaper Helius, aren't you? [09:24] K     You're calling him that, too?! [09:30] U     If there's something you want     to do, you should do it. [09:33] U     It's important to think that     there's a talent only you have. [09:37] K     What "talent" does a grim reaper have? [09:39] U     People might make fun of you for     caring so much about what you do, [09:43] U     but they're just people who don't     do anything themselves. [09:47] U     You shouldn't let it bother you. [09:49] S     Tsukimiya-senpai... [09:52] U     Yup... so just... believe...     in your special talent... [09:59] K     Tsukimiya-kun's making fun of     him more than anyone else! [10:02] S     Miguel-senpai, Tsukimiya-senpai, [10:04] ---     I'm going to live as Helius the rest of my life! [10:06] K     Huh? [10:07] ---     This seems like a happy ending, [10:08] K     but they're talking about a fictional     character he made up, right? [10:12] H     I'm finally seeing what's going on here. [10:14] H     The grim reaper was pretending to     be a dark god of destruction, huh? [10:17] H     The only dark god of destruction anyone     needs is the one sealed by Sturmhut, Miguel! [10:23] H     There sure as heck aren't four of us! [10:25] S     Yes, you're very cool! [10:27] H     Thanks. [10:28] K     Oh, I get it. [10:30] K     Hanadori-kun just didn't like this stuff about     four gods that wasn't part of his own fantasy. SIGN    Nurse's Office [10:36] K     I don't give a crap! [10:39] K     But, weirdly, [10:41] ---     it felt a little like Hanadori-kun     was lecturing me. SIGN    Future Plans Survey SIGN    Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri SIGN    First Choice Second Choice Third Choice [10:44] K     It was really frustrating. [10:48] K     What about me? [10:50] ---     Does it mean so little to me? [10:52] Student     That's one done! [10:56] K     Hanadori-kun. [10:58] ---     Here. [10:59] K     Paint remover. [11:00] ---     I got it from the janitor's office. [11:02] K     It might bleach your glove a bit, though. [11:06] H     G-Gestöber! [11:08] K     If you're gonna cause trouble     for everyone by goofing off, [11:10] ---     you should at least apologize! [11:12] K     Apologize first! [11:13] ---     Say, "I'm sorry for spilling paint!" [11:16] K     I'll apologize for slacking off     instead of working, too. [11:19] S     Oh, are your decorations done, Senpai? [11:22] S     My class is coming along just— [11:26] ---     Wait... [11:27] K     You can't be serious! [11:30] K     Nice catch! [11:33] K     That's fresh paint, fool! [11:38] K     I'll never forget [11:39] ---     how my classmates looked like they     were looking at a pile of garbage... [11:42] K     or that the grim reaper and god of     destruction are just walking jinxes! [11:50] K     I'm never getting involved with them again! [11:52] S     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [11:56] T     Hey, do I need to go buy more paint? [12:00] U     Must be tough being a teacher. [12:02] T     Sure is. [12:06] T     But, well... SIGN    Future Plans Survey SIGN    Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri SIGN    First Choice Where's the best place to go to be a teacher?                                                             Second Choice X University      Y University [12:08] ---     It's not all bad. SIGN    Go, Red Team! [12:13] T     Tomorrow is finally field day! [12:16] T     Red team, let's win this! [12:18] ---     Yay. [12:19] H     The time has come, Gestöber! [12:20] Teacher     What's wrong, guys? [12:21] ---     You don't sound excited. Say, "Yeah!" [12:22] K     I don't care about beating     the blue or white teams... [12:24] Students     No, we're just not as excited as you. [12:26] ---     I want to defeat this guy:     Hanadori Kabuto! [12:27] Teacher     What? [12:31] K     I've racked up nothing but     losses across the board. [12:40] K     I swore I'd never call out his antics, [12:43] K     but I still end up doing it every single time. [12:55] K     It's humiliating! [12:56] T     What's wrong, Koyuki? Did you     eat something weird for lunch? [12:59] K     I won't react to anything     Hanadori-kun does anymore! [13:03] K     I won't say a damn word! [13:07] K     Then, on field day... [13:16] H     Go! Go! [13:20] ---     Scharlachrot Ritterorden! [13:22] H     Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden! [13:25] H     Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden! [13:26] K     That's so hard to say. [13:27] K     Just say "red team"! [13:28] S     Wow, the red team is doing great. [13:32] S     Thanks to you, Miguel-senpai, [13:34] ---     the red team can still win     even with me on it. [13:36] U     We're not winning, though. [13:38] H     Of course. [13:39] ---     I'm personally providing encouragement. [13:41] U     We're not winning, though! [13:42] K     Tsukimiya-kun... [13:44] K     I'm so happy. [13:45] K     Working together with everyone [13:47] ---     has taught me how much fun field day can be! [13:50] K     Go for it, red team! Go for it! [13:58] K     You should've expected that. [14:01] S     Everyone treats me like an outcast. [14:04] S     If this is the destiny the     grim reaper is born to bear, [14:07] S     I shall accept it. [14:09] S     It really hurts, though, Miguel-senpai! [14:12] S     Why do I have to be normal for     people to want to hang out with me? [14:15] H     Helius! [14:16] K     Because they get hurt otherwise—     in more ways than one. [14:19] Gorio     Hey, Hanadori. [14:21] Gorio     That's my jacket. [14:23] ---     Why are you wearing it? [14:26] H     Gori-Gorio! [14:27] Gorio     Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?! [14:30] H     That explains why this jacket is gorilla-sized. [14:33] ---     Take it off, punk! [14:34] Gorio     Let go, Iron Primate! [14:35] Gorio     Take it off! Take it off! [14:36] Gorio     You don't have the right to wear this jacket, [14:39] ---     the Robe of the Hell-Class Criminal! [14:40] K     You need the right to wear that? [14:44] K     He took my clothes! [14:46] S     Miguel-senpai... [14:47] K     So they're the same even on field day? [14:49] K     I'm amazed they never get bored. [14:51] U     Neither do you. [14:52] U     You keep whining, but you just     can't leave them alone. [14:55] U     It's a talent, in a way. [14:57] K     It's nothing compared to your     talent for reading minds. [15:03] U     Could you tell I was making fun of you? [15:05] K     I'll kill you. [15:06] U     Now, calm down. [15:07] ---     I have good news for the boy who     can't stop thinking about Hanadori. SIGN    Mitoya High     53rd Annual Field Day     Program [15:10] K     Don't say it like that. [15:12] U     Today, you get to see Hanadori-kun,     the boy who can't talk to girls, [15:15] U     and Hibiki-kun, the boy who     shows off but is scared of people, SIGN    Shiver SIGN    Shiver SIGN    Shiver [15:18] U     folk dance with girls! [15:20] K     You're really nasty. [15:22] U     Will Hanadori be okay? [15:23] U     Can he hold her hand? [15:25] U     Oh, I know you're not much better, Seri-kun. [15:29] K     I swear I'll kill you. [15:32] S     I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,     I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine... [15:35] H     It's fine, Helius. [15:36] ---     Just act like you normally do! [15:39] S     Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. [15:41] K     He doesn't look fine... [15:42] S     May I please have this dance? [15:44] Girl     Sure, let's dance! [15:45] Girl     Are you a first-year? [15:46] S     Y-Yes... [15:47] Girl     You're cute! [15:48] Girl     I'm two years older than you,     so I'll show you how it's done, okay? [15:52] S     Act like I normally do... [15:54] S     Be careful, miss. [15:57] S     I'm Helius the grim reaper.     I bring bad luck— [16:04] Students     What? [16:05] ---     What did he say he was? [16:06] Students     He caught bird poop... [16:08] ---     Maybe he's the grim poop-catcher? [16:14] S     I knew I couldn't do it! [16:15] K     Hibiki-kun, stop waving that scythe around. [16:18] K     Your luck is as bad as you said, [16:21] K     but it feels less like you run into trouble     and more like you cause it. [16:25] K     Wait, someone else is holding things up... [16:27] ---     And of course it's you! [16:30] Girl     Um, can you hurry it up? [16:33] H     How dare you speak that way     to Miguel, the dark god? [16:37] Girl     What did you say? [16:38] Girl     You were mumbling too much for me to hear. [16:38] K     What are you doing, Hanadori-kun? [16:41] K     Now's the time to pretend to be Miguel. [16:45] K     Wait, why do I have to worry about him? [16:48] K     He's not my friend. [16:51] K     And some humiliation might cool his jets. [16:53] H     You there, girl! [16:55] H     Don't underestimate Miguel,     the dark god of destruction! SIGN    Shloop [17:05] H     S-Sweat? [17:07] H     Was all that slick stuff sweat? [17:10] Girl     Crap. [17:11] ---     I got dark god of destruction juice on me. [17:14] Girl     My hand will be darkly destroyed! [17:20] K     H-Hanadori-kun! [17:21] K     I-I-It's okay, Hanadori-kun! [17:23] K     You were just too nervous! [17:25] K     I'm sure everyone will understand someday... [17:27] ---     Tsukimiya, you ass! [17:30] K     I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun. [17:31] K     I said you could use some humiliation,     but that was too much. [17:34] S     Miguel-senpai. [17:36] H     Oh, Helius. [17:38] H     Are you okay? [17:39] S     Y-Yes. [17:41] ---     But when I held out my hand,     bird poop fell on it... [17:45] H     Helius! [17:47] S     But... [17:47] S     The girl I was paired up with wiped     my hand off with her handkerchief! [17:49] S     Are you okay? Here, give me your hand. [17:51] S     You can stay true to yourself and some     people will still accept you after all. [17:55] S     You were right, Miguel-senpai! [17:59] K     Hibiki-kun, you just pushed     a man on the edge of a cliff... [18:02] U     Don't sweat it, Hanadori. [18:03] U     Just because someone you     thought was below you on [18:06] ---     the totem pole surpassed     you to find happiness [18:08] U     is no reason to get all depressed! [18:10] K     How deep are you gonna dig into him?! [18:12] ---     You'll put a hole in him! [18:13] K     Oh, no. [18:14] ---     I can see the light in his eyes fading. [18:17] K     He'll probably be afraid of women     for the rest of his life... [18:20] K     I can see it... [18:21] ---     I can see him at a psychiatrist     a decade or two from now. [18:25] H     Someone out there will accept me! I know it! [18:29] K     If that happened, I'd cry, too. [18:34] U     Could it be?! [18:36] U     Hanadori-kun's awkwardness around     women has turned into raw fear [18:40] ---     and combined with his rejection into     a powerful mix of love and hatred! [18:44] K     Brutal... [18:46] U     Hanadori! [18:46] S     Miguel-senpai! [18:47] U     Let's go after him! SIGN    Glee SIGN    Glee SIGN    Glee SIGN    Glee [18:49] U     Something terrible will happen     if Miguel goes out of control! [18:51] S     Right! [18:52] K     Don't get so excited! [18:53] K     Just let him go! [18:54] K     He's just going to cry in the bathroom. [18:56] Announcer     It's time for a final performance     from each team. [19:00] Announcer     Here's Gori-Gorio-kun,     the leader of the red team! [19:02] Gorio     Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?! [19:04] Gorio     Don't laugh. [19:07] U     Wait, Miguel! [19:08] ---     No, Sturmhut! [19:10] U     You've always tried to suppress Miguel! [19:13] U     But the stronger your desire to suppress him,      the stronger his resistance! [19:17] U     Right?! [19:18] S     Miguel-senpai! [19:22] U     Unleash Miguel's emotion! [19:27] U     A cry from your soul! [19:30] H     I am Miguel, the dark god of destruction! [19:34] H     I shall share this hellish pain      with all of humanity! [19:45] K     Don't cheer. [19:50] Girl     What was that about? [19:54] H     Your murderous desires are still too strong... [19:59] H     The dark god of destruction is     starting to take over this school. [20:03] H     There's no time for excitement! [20:05] H     Gestöber, come back to us! [20:08] H     A new battle is about to begin! [20:11] H     Steel yourself! [20:12] U     Yay! You watching, Seri-kun? [20:14] S     Gestöber-senpai, get well soon! [20:17] S     And here's your lunch for today! SIGN    FRIENDS [20:20] S     I had your mom make it for you. [20:24] H     Friends forever! [20:26] U     Isn't that nice, Hanadori? [20:27] T     I did the camerawork! [20:29] T     Can you see me? [20:31] U     And that's how field day went. [20:34] U     Was it fun to watch? [20:40] K     Why am I yelling at a screen when     I was lucky enough to get sick today?! [20:45] K     What kind of ending was that?! [20:46] ---     I feel stupid for worrying— [20:49] H     Gestöber, I didn't know you cared so much... [20:51] U     Okay, old man. Back to bed with you. [20:54] K     I wanted to stay in bed,     and you guys barged in here! [20:59] K     Even when home sick, I, Koyuki Seri, [20:59] Tsukimiya     But you said we could come before. SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [21:02] ---     What's wrong, Gestöber-senpai? [21:02] ---     can't win the battle to keep from yelling. SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [21:03] Tsukimiya     You did eat dinner last night,     didn't you, old man? SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [21:05] K     I'll get you when I'm feeling bett— SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [22:41] K     Tsukimiya-kun always talks     about married women, [22:44] K     but I wonder if he really     does anything with them. [22:47] K     He's crazy. What if they were     married to some really scary guy? [22:52] U     Come now, Seri-kun! Do you     really think of me that way? [22:55] U     It's just a thing boys my age do. You know... [22:58] ---     "I don't care about girls my age. [22:59] ---     A hot guy like me needs     older, married women!" [23:02] ---     It's just one of those things     guys say to sound cool. [23:06] K     So he's admitting it? [23:08] U     You follow? [23:11] K     Don't take my food. SIGN    Seri's Mom [23:13] Mom     I was really proud of the lunch I made today. [23:16] ---     Did Seri like it? [23:19] U     I got a message from your mom!     She's so cute! I'm out! [23:22] K     Hold it right there, damn it! [23:25] H     Help me, Gestöber! [23:27] K     Wh-What's wrong? [23:28] H     The character designer and     chief animation director are gone! [23:31] K     We're still running with that? [23:33] H     I'll just have to summon     the servants of darkness! [23:35] K     Oh, fine! I'll help you, okay?