E2 - Eyes On Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] K     The antics of my classmate Hanadori     Kabuto-kun are endlessly annoying. [00:05] K     But I, Koyuki Seri, [00:06] ---     have challenged myself to never call     him out, no matter what he does. [00:11] K     He claims he's the knight of     light and darkness, Sturmhut, [00:14] K     who reincarnated into this world     and battles evil in secret, [00:17] K     and when his right eye awakens, [00:18] K     he loses control and becomes the dark     god of destruction, Miguel Whatever. [00:22] K     He just lives out this bizarre     adventure in his own head. [00:27] K     I was completely humiliated last time, [00:29] K     and it's all Hanadori-kun's fault. [00:33] K     Somebody, please do something about him... SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me SIGN    Counseling Room SIGN    Delusion 2 [02:14] T     Koyuki... [02:15] ---     I'm hungry. Mind if I eat? [02:18] K     Are you that uninterested in hearing      what your students have to say? [02:22] T     Hey, don't doubt your teachers. [02:25] K     Stop chewing already! [02:28] T     Say, Koyuki... [02:31] T     Got any of that stuff? You know... [02:33] T     The stuff you season rice with. [02:35] K     Rice seasoning! [02:36] K     You said it yourself!     Are you doing this on purpose?! [02:39] T     Well? You got any? [02:40] K     Of course I don't have any! [02:42] K     Have you ever had a student here first thing      in the morning with rice seasoning?! [02:46] T     Man, you're sure quick to react. [02:49] K     Because you're not listening! [02:51] T     Now, if only you'd be more     like that with Hanadori... [02:56] T     If you don't get something,     say, "I don't get it!" [02:59] T     If he's being weird, say,     "What's wrong with you?" [03:02] T     That's what we call communication. [03:04] K     I don't want to get involved with him. [03:08] K     But he just won't leave me alone. [03:11] K     Also, I don't yell like that. [03:14] T     Koyuki... [03:15] ---     Have you heard the saying     "birds of a feather"? [03:17] K     I'll destroy you. [03:18] T     "Birds of a feather flock together." [03:20] ---     It means similar people stick together. [03:22] K     I know what it means! [03:24] ---     But I'm nothing like Hanadori-kun! [03:27] K     Why do I have to explain that?! [03:29] T     Hanadori's been like that ever     since the first day of school. [03:33] T     For his class introduction, he said, [03:35] T     "So this is to be my next trial? Not bad." [03:39] T     Or something. [03:41] K     Why didn't you give him detention? [03:43] T     Kids your age all need something      to protect yourselves. [03:47] T     You want to avoid Hanadori because      you're trying to protect something, right? [03:55] K     Protect something? No. [03:59] (Flashback) H     Forgive my rudeness earlier, Gestöber. [04:01] (Flashback) H     I can't believe you made it past      my psychic eye, the Hunter Sensor, [04:04] (Flashback) ---     and got behind me. [04:07] (Flashback) H     Your powers are impressive. [04:10] (Flashback) H     The Hierophant of Ice's ability, Stealthy Ninja     Blizzardwalk, is truly a sight to behold. [04:16] K     My skill's name is so stupid!     Why am I a ninja now? [04:20] (Flashback) H     But it's all clear to me now. [04:22] (Flashback) ---     You have the power to save the world. [04:25] (Flashback) H     Gestöber, [04:27] (Flashback) ---     make a pact with me and     become the light of knights! [04:30] K     Stop ripping off that phrase!     I know I've heard it before! [04:33] K     And if you must use it, don't mess with it! [04:35] K     What does a Hierophant     of Ice even do, anyway? [04:38] K     If this were an RPG, I definitely     wouldn't be the main character, right? [04:42] (Flashback) H     You could be my right-hand man. [04:44] (Flashback) H     Don't miss this opportunity. [04:46] K     I don't know what it is you're selling, [04:48] K     but if I buy it, I'll spend the     rest of my life paying for it. [04:52] K     I'm not getting anywhere, am I? [04:54] K     I'll just have to be harsh and push him away. [04:59] (Flashback) K     You're bothering me. [05:01] (Flashback) K     Never talk to me again. [05:05] K     If I can make it clear I don't like him,     he should get the hint. [05:11] K     I don't want to be a jerk, but— [05:13] (Flashback) ---     Swoon! SIGN    Tremble SIGN    Tremble SIGN    Tremble [05:14] K     Don't swoon at that! [05:16] (Flashback) T     Wow, Gestöber. [05:18] (Flashback) T     I knew you had the potential     to change the world. [05:20] K     It's no use. He's not listening. [05:23] (Flashback) T     That piercing gaze that      betrays your inner animal... [05:26] (Flashback) T     I can see why they call you "Pointy Icicle." [05:29] K     Another stupid name! [05:30] K     Put some thought into these! [05:32] K     That's how Hanadori-kun is,     and I still have no idea what he's after. [05:37] K     He probably just wants to feel special. [05:43] K     And I just don't want to get involved with him. [05:45] ---     That's all. [05:47] M     But why? [05:49] ---     Why don't you want to get     involved with Hanadori-kun? [05:52] M     It's kind of fun! [05:53] K     That scared me! When did he get here? [05:56] K     And how can he read my mind? [05:58] K     I don't know if Tsukimiya-kun     is Hanadori-kun's friend or what, [06:02] K     but I should keep my distance from him, too! [06:05] M     So why? Why? [06:07] M     Because you'll stand out?     Because you want to focus on school? [06:10] K     Th-Those are good reasons, aren't they? [06:13] M     I see... [06:14] M     Then how did it feel when     you realized that the guy [06:18] ---     you were trying to avoid     hadn't even noticed you? [06:22] M     Well? Well? How did that feel? [06:24] K     Is he the devil? [06:26] K     Stop it! Don't bring that up! [06:26] M     Huh? Huh? Huh? How'd it feel? [06:28] K     Hanadori-kun wasn't trying     to be mean, but you were! [06:32] M     You were standing right there in front of him, [06:35] M     and he just completely ignored you! [06:37] K     I'm experiencing incredible mental distress! [06:40] M     So, so? How'd it feel? [06:42] H     Hey, Gestöber. [06:44] H     Let's go save the world from a rift. [06:48] K     Say what? [06:53] ---     I see. So in this world, you call it     the disciplinary committee? SIGN    Mitoya High School [06:57] H     We have a duty to wipe out      evil wherever we find it... [07:01] H     Plus that. [07:02] M     He just called you "that," Cerberus! [07:04] K     Why am I here? SIGN    Disciplinary Committee [07:07] H     The disciplinary committee... [07:09] H     A lapse in the dress code     is a lapse in discipline, [07:12] H     as well as a lapse in morality. [07:13] H     As the knight of light and darkness,     correcting that is my sworn duty. [07:18] H     So be it. [07:20] K     Hanadori-kun, you break     all kinds of school rules. [07:24] K     You just wanted to wear the arm band?! [07:32] K     Okay, okay... Looking good. [07:35] K     I want to get back to class already and study. [07:40] K     Problem detected! [07:42] K     That's not even close to our uniform,     not to mention her boots and bag... [07:46] K     I guess we have to say something to her. [07:48] K     You do it, Hanadori-kun. [07:53] K     The heck? What happened to saving the world? SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    S c r a t c h S c r a t c h [08:11] H     Oh, right! [08:12] ---     I've gotta go buy food for Cerberus! [08:14] K     Hey, wait, shy boy! [08:16] K     What? The knight of light and darkness     can't even talk to a girl? [08:19] K     And he's running away? [08:20] ---     Just how scared is he? [08:25] H     No, Cerberus! [08:27] H     If you run out into the street and get hit— [08:29] K     The knight got hit! [08:32] K     Wh-What even happened? SIGN    Ha     ha     ha     ha     ha [08:34] K     Are you okay, Hanadori-kun? [08:37] G     Who's this? [08:39] G     Oh, you're that second-year, Hanadori Kabuto. [08:41] G     Was slamming into me     your way of saying hello? [08:45] H     N-No, um... [08:46] M     That's Gorio the Gorilla, [08:49] M     the legendary leader who     brought back the school gang! [08:53] K     What? [08:54] ---     Is everybody in this school like him? [08:57] G     Is that how the disciplinary     committee greets people now? SIGN    Disciplinary Committee [09:00] K     He hid it! [09:01] G     Hey, Hanadori...     Why'd you cover up your arm? [09:05] G     Move your hand. [09:08] H     Just an old wound acting up. That's all. [09:12] G     I've heard about you. [09:13] ---     They say if your eyepatch comes off,     something interesting happens, right? [09:18] K     N-No! [09:18] K     So he's gotten a reputation... [09:18] ---     Stop! Stop it! Don't! You can't! Stop! [09:20] K     But really, something annoying     will happen, so just leave it. [09:23] G     Let's see it! [09:33] G     Are you trying to piss me off?! [09:33] K     You think you can just hide it with your hand? [09:35] H     S-Stop! [09:36] K     Can Miguel Whatever, the dark god     of destruction, be stopped so easily? [09:40] K     This is ridiculous. [09:41] H     Unhand me! [09:42] ---     Hanadori-kun can't even keep     his own character straight. [09:45] K     And if he can't... [09:46] K     Don't think you'll get away     with your evil deeds! [09:49] K     He should just act normal. [09:49] G     Hey, let me go! I mean it! [09:51] ---     Then nobody will bug him. [09:52] ---     Just apologize and— [09:54] G     Don't mess with me, Hanadori... [09:55] G     Or I'll send this mutt flying! [09:58] H     Cerberus! [09:59] H     D-Don't do it! [10:01] ---     Don't hurt Cerberus! [10:02] H     He's too important to me! [10:05] H     Just don't hurt him! [10:06] ---     Please, spare him! [10:08] H     Take it out on me instead! Me! [10:11] H     I'll pay you. [10:14] K     Don't try to solve this with money! [10:22] K     I thought you were going     to let him punch you! [10:24] K     Where the hell is Miguel?! [10:26] ---     That money is for Cerberus's food! [10:31] H     Thanks for waking me up. [10:33] H     You truly are as keen and hard as ice, [10:37] H     but your passion burns like frostbite. [10:39] H     You are my truest friend, Gestöber! [10:42] K     Oh, crap... I blurted that out loud. SIGN    Counseling Room [10:46] T     Why did you hit Hanadori? [10:49] K     I was just so mad... [10:52] K     I've gone and done it again. [10:54] K     I swore I wouldn't react to him,     but I slipped up. [10:58] K     In front of everyone, no less... [11:00] T     Koyuki... [11:01] ---     We often hate people who are too much like us. [11:03] K     Please stop. [11:04] T     You see, sometimes we hate people... [11:06] K     Because if opposites attract,      then like poles repel? [11:10] K     Please stop. It's not like that. [11:12] K     I just want to live a normal life,     but he won't let me— [11:15] M     Seri-kun likes to think of himself as special, [11:19] ---     which is why he says he wants to "be normal." [11:21] M     That's what makes him like Hanadori, I bet. [11:25] K     How humiliating... [11:27] M     That's what makes you like Hanadori. [11:29] K     Don't say it twice! SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [11:31] K     I, Koyuki Seri, haven't just lost to myself     over not reacting to Hanadori-kun. SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki [11:35] K     Now I've lost to Tsukimiya-kun, too. [11:39] A     Koyuki! [11:41] A     Got any plans for summer vacation? [11:43] K     Do you? [11:44] A     Me? I'm booked. [11:47] A     Every girl wants to go see fireworks     and hit up the beach for a date, you know? [11:51] A     I'm gonna be so busy! Super busy! [11:54] A     But I know you'll be lonely all by yourself... SIGN    Heart-Pounding Memorial [11:57] A     So here! [11:58] A     You should get a girlfriend, too! [12:01] A     Just kidding! [12:03] K     Haha! [12:04] ---     Have fun trying to get with a 2D girl! [12:11] A     Koyuki's learned to deliver     his insults with a smile... [12:14] A     I thought he'd just hit me     like he usually does. [12:17] A     Did something happen? [12:18] T     You were hoping he'd hit you? [12:22] K     So much has happened that     I felt like a dead man, but... [12:25] (Flashback) Kotoko     Um, Koyuki-kun, you're     so much more cheerful lately. [12:30] (Flashback) Kotoko     You were hard to approach before     since you always seemed angry... [12:33] (Flashback) Kotoko     But I've always wanted to try talking to you! [12:37] K     The girl I like, Sumiso Kotoko, said that to me! [12:41] K     I can't believe it! [12:45] K     Plus, it's almost summer break! [12:47] K     Just thinking about how I won't     have to see either of them [12:50] K     has made my whole world brighter! [12:52] Kotoko     Koyuki-kun! [12:55] ---     Can I have your phone number? [12:57] ---     Sure! [12:58] K     Here you go. [12:59] Kotoko     I'll send you my number     and my email later, okay? [13:02] K     Sure! Thanks. [13:04] Kotoko     I hope we can do something      over summer break! [13:07] A     Koyuki's playing a real-life dating sim. [13:10] A     When did he set that flag? [13:12] T     By the way, I'm confiscating that. [13:16] A     But I wanted to play games     with Koyuki over summer break! [13:19] T     Fine. You can keep it. [13:21] Kotoko     See you around. [13:23] K     Y-Yeah! [13:27] Kotoko     You're the best, Koyuki-kun! [13:27] K     Maybe before long, I'll be taller,     stronger, and popular with girls. SIGN    1,000 yen SIGN    1,000 yen [13:30] Yae     Yeah! [13:31] Yae     Koyuki-kun, you have such amazing muscles. [13:32] K     I might even win the lottery     with a ticket I never bought. [13:34] Yae     Yeah! SIGN    (The Plan) [13:35] Kotoko     I'm so in love! [13:35] K     Ditching Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun     makes my life so much better, it's scary! [13:37] ---     You're so ripped! SIGN    True Success [13:40] K     True... success! [13:43] K     Summer! [13:45] ---     The beach! [13:46] ---     Fireworks! [13:47] ---     They're so pretty. [13:48] ---     Yup. [13:49] K     My high school life is just beginning! [14:08] K     No messages yet... [14:10] K     Well, it's still the first day of summer break. [14:13] K     I'm getting too anxious. [14:16] K     Maybe I'll do my homework. SIGN    Aitsu SIGN    Koyuki, you dummy!     Poophead! Poopybutt! SIGN    July     31st SIGN    August     1st SIGN    August     2nd SIGN    August     3rd [14:35] K     Still nothing... [14:38] ---     I guess I'll just have to wait. SIGN    Live every detail of your life!     Commoner's Village [14:44] K     Huh? Did I have this item? SIGN    Mating Adventure                Super Exciting                                         Married Wives 24 Hours [14:50] K     I started playing a game inside the game! [14:53] K     And it's not one that belongs     in my peaceful village! SIGN    Which married woman will you choose? [14:56] K     There are three types of wives, even! [15:00] A     You should get a girlfriend, too! [15:03] K     I want a girlfriend in real life, damn it! [15:07] K     I should've gotten Sumiso-san's     number when I had the chance. [15:13] K     But the truth is... [15:14] ---     I don't really know much about her. [15:18] K     Maybe I just thought I liked     her because she's cute. [15:23] K     Was she just playing me? [15:26] K     A number I don't know! [15:27] K     Y-Yes? Hello? [15:29] M     Did you think it was your girlfriend? [15:32] M     Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun! [15:36] K     Your timing is the worst! [15:37] K     The only thing I had to look     forward to was her calling, [15:40] ---     and it turned out to be you! [15:41] M     You know, the more you want someone to call, [15:44] ---     the less likely it is to happen. [15:46] K     Don't converse with me when I'm not talking! [15:49] M     You're so mean. [15:50] M     I called because I figured the game     I made for you wasn't enough. [15:54] K     So that game was your doing? [15:56] M     It's great, isn't it? SIGN    Kitchen SIGN    Food Bath Clothes SIGN    Wife A "Oh, it's almost time for my husband to come home." [15:58] M     It's a steal-your-girl mating game where [16:00] ---     you have lots of fun with married women     while their husbands are away! [16:03] K     That's disgusting! [16:04] M     By the way, Seri-kun, [16:06] ---     I'm heading over to Hanadori-kun's place. [16:08] M     You wanna come? SIGN    End call [16:09] K     Hell no! [16:11] K     Don't disturb my peace     even during summer break! [16:15] K     Should I turn off my phone? [16:16] K     But then if Sumiso-san calls, I'll miss it... [16:22] M     Seri-kun, it's me! SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi SIGN    Me and SIGN    my dog     and cat [16:23] ---     You should spend some time     with your friends, too! [16:27] K     He even has my email address? [16:29] K     Neither you nor Hanadori-kun     are my friends, you hear? [16:32] M     Just so you know, I got     your number from this guy. [16:36] K     I'll get him... [16:37] ---     I'll get him for this! SIGN    Sumiso SIGN    Koyuki-kun... [16:41] M     S-Sumiso-san? Did we swap IDs? SIGN    Sumiso SIGN    Koyuki-kun... [16:45] M     Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun! SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi SIGN    Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun! SIGN    Gotcha! SIGN    Did I getcha?                                                            Did I getcha?! SIGN    Sorry!     I meant to do it SIGN    LOL [16:50] K     I'm blocking this asshole! [16:53] M     There, there, Seri-kun. [16:54] ---     We're headed to the new shopping mall. [16:57] ---     Come if you want. [16:58] ---     We can go to a café and talk     about your troubled love life. [17:02] K     I don't want any romantic advice from     a guy who's into other men's wives! [17:08] K     I think I just wasted a bunch of energy. [17:10] K     I need to cool down. [17:17] Caster     As you can see, [17:18] Caster     lots of people come to this mall every day. [17:23] K     Huh? [17:24] ---     That's the new mall, right? [17:26] Caster     Here you can see the family amusement     park on the roof, which is a big hit! [17:31] K     Hanadori-kun?! [17:31] Caster     Oh... Isn't he a bit old for that? [17:32] K     Wait, that's where they went? [17:34] Caster     It's dangerous to stand on that... [17:36] H     Television, huh? [17:37] H     Perfect. [17:38] ---     Carry my warning over     the electromagnetic waves. [17:40] Caster     Did you bring your little brother here today? [17:43] H     I'm out for a walk and doing     recon on the enemy base. [17:46] H     Listen up, sheeple. [17:47] ---     In the basement of this building, [17:49] ---     the secret organization Bloodness Darkness is— [17:51] Caster     As you can see, it seems he's     come up with his own game to play! [17:55] Caster     Back to you in the studio. [17:56] K     His own game to play? [17:57] K     She shut him down hard. [17:59] K     I see... [18:00] ---     That's one way to deal with it. SIGN    What happened to     Hanadori after that SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [18:06] Kids     Get off, jerk! [18:08] ---     M-Miguel... [18:09] Kids     Huh? What're you saying? SIGN    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [18:11] ---     This guy plays too many video games. [18:12] K     Tsukimiya-kun, you're killing me... [18:14] K     It went down the wrong pipe! [18:18] K     Ugh, that sucked. SIGN    Delete Video Would you like to delete this video? SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [18:21] M     Seri-kun! [18:23] ---     I bet that soda going down     the wrong pipe hurt! [18:25] M     You surprised? [18:26] M     I know exactly what you're up to. SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [18:29] M     I put that soda emoji in my message     earlier to subtly manipulate you. [18:34] M     Did it work? [18:35] H     Well done, my advisor. [18:37] M     Now, will you come to Maruyama Café? [18:39] K     Scary! Man, he's scary! [18:41] M     Hello? Hey, Seri-kun! [18:41] K     I'm seriously scared of Tsukimiya-kun! [18:44] K     Just how much did he predict? [18:44] K     Seri-kun! [18:46] K     I'll buy you a soda. [18:46] K     They've also left the shopping mall. [18:48] K     Maruyama Café is... [18:51] K     They're getting closer to my apartment?! [18:51] Both     Gestöber! Gestöber! [18:53] K     No way, no how! [18:54] Both     Gestöber! Gestöber! [18:55] K     No matter how they threaten me, I'm not going! [18:58] K     I know! I'll do my homework! [19:00] K     Then I can go out with Sumiso-san     if she asks me at the end of the month. [19:03] K     I'll increase my stats even on my days off! [19:06] K     That's how you win a dating sim! SIGN    It's me, Tsukimiya-kun.                                              I'm at Miyao Park now. SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi [19:13] K     Crap! They really are getting closer! [19:13] Both     Gestöber! Gestöber! SIGN    Sweat [19:16] K     What should I do? Run? SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Sweat [19:18] K     No... They might be waiting     for me at my front door. SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Sweat SIGN    Come on out. You want some too, right? [19:25] K     The old man across the street?! [19:27] K     I don't want any. [19:28] ---     I'm not falling for it. SIGN    Hanadori got run over LOL [19:31] K     Hey, that's not funny! SIGN    Hanadori got run over LOL [19:35] K     That's right in front of my house! [19:37] K     They're really coming here! [19:43] Mom     Coming! [19:43] K     Oh, no! [19:44] ---     They're breaking through the front? [19:46] K     Don't open the door, Mom! [19:47] K     Don't tell me she's going to let them in! [19:48] ---     Seri, it's— [19:49] K     Leave! [19:50] ---     Don't try to stalk me to get my address! [19:52] K     Cut it out already with... [20:00] Kotoko     U-Um... I'm sorry. [20:04] Kotoko     There's a fireworks show today, [20:07] ---     and... I wanted to go with you... [20:09] Kotoko     I thought you'd be surprised     if I showed up in my yukata... [20:13] Kotoko     But I'm just being a bother, aren't I? [20:15] Yae     I'm sorry! [20:16] Yae     Kotoko! [20:16] Mom     Seri, how could you? [20:21] Yae     You're scum. [20:35] M     Hey, Seri-kun? What's up? It's pretty late. [20:37] M     Oh, us? We're heading home. [20:40] M     We had fun, didn't we, Hanadori? [20:43] M     Oh, your house? [20:44] ---     Oh, yeah. I knew it was around there. [20:48] M     Why wasn't it you guys at my door?! SIGN    Ha ha ha ha ha [20:52] H     Gestöber? [20:53] H     Aww. If you'd said something,     I would've come over. [20:55] H     But I didn't want to impose... [20:58] K     Liar! You don't know anything      about common courtesy! [21:00] K     Just come over! [21:04] K     Today I yelled at the wrong person SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP     Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki [21:06] K     and totally ruined everything forever. [21:09] K     I want to die... [22:42] K     Mom! [22:43] ---     Don't let Tsukimiya-kun anywhere near here! [22:45] K     He's weird! [22:46] Mom     Come, now, Seri-kun. That's no way     to talk about your new father. [22:52] K     Nice to meet you, son! [22:55] K     This is your new stepbrother, Miguel. [22:57] K     He's a dark god of destruction. [22:59] K     I hope you two can be friends. [23:01] H     The power of darkness... [23:02] K     Like hell that's happening! [23:04] K     Dad would never allow this! [23:07] Dad     I'm always at Kabuto-kun's side. SIGN    Dad [23:10] Dad     That's right. Always. SIGN    Dad [23:17] K     What kind of dream was that?! SIGN    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [23:20] T     Seri-kun, that's not nice! [23:24] T          Menukoroirya's Adventures     TV Animation Project     by Hanadori [23:25] H     There's something I want to do! [23:27] K     What is it? [23:28] H     Make an anime for my OC. [23:30] K     Is this the little chick from episode 1? [23:32] K     What's it called? [23:33] H     Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia... [23:36] ---     Huh? Gestöber? [23:38] H     Where'd you go?