E1 - Darlin' from hell Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Koyuki     A rainy morning with     umbrellas out everywhere... [00:03] Koyuki     It's the perfect kind of day     to focus on studying. [00:06] Teacher     Hanadori? [00:08] Teacher     Hey, Hanadori! [00:09] Teacher     Is he absent today? [00:11] Koyuki     Lucky me! [00:12] Koyuki     Except... [00:14] Hanadori     Sorry I'm so late. [00:18] Hanadori     This little guy cried and      begged to come with me. [00:21] Hanadori     He says we share a strong     bond from a past life... [00:25] Hanadori     Whatever that means. [00:27] Koyuki     If only Hanadori-kun hadn't reawakened... SIGN    A Destructive God Sits Next to Me SIGN    Delusion 1 [02:00] Hanadori     He was a ferocious foe, indeed, [02:03] Hanadori     but now I remember... [02:05] Hanadori     He was my constant companion     during countless wars. [02:08] Hanadori     The hound of hell... Cerberus! [02:11] Koyuki     Here we go again... [02:13] Koyuki     Don't give a little puppy a name like that! [02:16] Hanadori     As Sturmhut, the knight who     rules over light and darkness, [02:20] Hanadori     I've reincarnated across many lives. [02:22] Hanadori     And amidst my battles, I learned of a gate     to the demon world that lies in this town. [02:27] Hanadori     Should that gate open, [02:27] Koyuki     This is Hanadori Kabuto,     a student of Class 2-3 at Mitoya High. [02:28] ---     this world will become a living hell. [02:30] ---     Though I fought and failed to stop the demons... [02:32] Koyuki     He started acting this way in middle school [02:35] ---     and never grew out of it. [02:37] Koyuki     But... why is he all wet? [02:41] Hanadori     That's when the guardian hound of hell,     Cerberus, appeared and saved me! [02:45] Hanadori     But why?! [02:46] Hanadori     I couldn't believe it, because... [02:54] Hanadori     Because he and I were originally enemies. [02:58] Koyuki     You ruined it! [02:59] ---     You can't fix it now, Hanadori-kun! [03:01] Koyuki     If you're cold, go change! [03:01] Teacher     Where did you get that dog, Hanadori? [03:03] Koyuki     And didn't you call him your companion?     So is he a friend or an enemy? [03:05] Hanadori     I told you! I knew him in a past life! [03:06] ---     At least keep your own fantasy straight! [03:08] Teacher     Go put the dog back where you found it. [03:12] Hanadori     You want me to leave him out in the cold? [03:14] Hanadori     Are you evil incarnate?! [03:16] Teacher     Are you going to keep him, then? [03:18] Tsukimiya     Hanadori's apartment complex     doesn't allow pets. [03:22] Hanadori     My current dwelling is blessed by the light. [03:25] Hanadori     Cerberus couldn't take it. [03:27] Koyuki     So the knight of light and darkness     lives in an apartment. [03:30] Koyuki     Same as me. [03:31] Teacher     I'll put the dog back. [03:34] ---     You go get changed. [03:35] Hanadori     N-No! [03:36] Koyuki     I, Koyuki Seri, am absolutely not     going to respond to any of this crap! [03:40] Hanadori (Background)     You're Koyuki? The legendary— [03:41] Koyuki     Or so I said, but with Hanadori-kun     following me around all the time, [03:43] Hanadori     We were battle brothers— [03:44] Hanadori     This is the key to break the seal! [03:44] ---     my grades have tanked     since we became classmates. [03:45] ---     Why do you have— [03:47] Koyuki     I just can't concentrate with him around. [03:49] Hanadori (Foreground)     Wait, Cerberus! [03:52] Hanadori (Foreground)     No... [03:54] Koyuki     Class is going to run late again... [03:56] Hanadori     Is this... [03:58] ---     Is this a trial the gods have put forth for me, [04:00] ---     Gestöber?! [04:03] Koyuki     You've got the wrong guy! [04:04] Koyuki     Who the heck is Gestöber? [04:05] ---     Not me! Never heard of him! [04:07] Hanadori     I have to go save Cerberus... [04:09] Koyuki     Then go by yourself! [04:10] Koyuki     What do you need me for? [04:11] Koyuki     Have fun on your grand adventure, Mr. Knight! [04:14] Hanadori     Have you forgotten?! [04:15] Hanadori     You're the emissary of Nirvana, Gest— [04:17] Koyuki     Nice weather we're having, huh? [04:19] Female Student     Yeah, except it's raining... [04:21] Tsukimiya     Aw, poor Hanadori. [04:23] ---     He went to all the trouble     of dumping water on himself [04:26] ---     so he could pretend to be a hero     who saved a dog from the rain. [04:29] Koyuki     What were you thinking, Hanadori-kun?! [04:31] Tsukimiya     But nobody cared and the dog was taken away, [04:34] Tsukimiya     so now he's sopping wet and all alone. [04:36] Tsukimiya     It's so sad. [04:37] Koyuki     Hey, knock it off! [04:38] Koyuki     You're really making me feel bad for him! [04:40] Koyuki     I'll be ashamed to look back on this later... [04:43] Koyuki     Granted, he did it to himself. [04:48] Koyuki     Hanadori-kun, don't tell me... [04:50] Koyuki     Is your power awakening?! [04:51] Hanadori     He's... He's coming! [04:55] Tsukimiya     Hanadori's sorrow from losing     Cerberus has awakened him! [04:59] Hanadori     It's not just damage from you outing him? [05:01] Hanadori     Wait, Tsukimiya-kun... [05:03] ---     Are you just as bad as he is? [05:08] Hanadori     I am Miguel. [05:10] ---     Miguel O... [05:12] Hanadori     O... [05:12] Tsukimiya     O? [05:13] Teacher     Okay, guys, knock it off. [05:16] Teacher     Go change clothes before      you catch a cold, Hanadori. [05:19] Teacher     Sorry, everyone. [05:20] Teacher     Let's get back to the lesson. [05:23] Hanadori     That was close. [05:25] Hanadori     The power of light was able     to keep Miguel... in check. [05:28] Hanadori     You should all be grateful you're still alive. [05:33] Hanadori     Blessings upon all humanity. [05:36] Koyuki     Whew... Made it through another day! [05:39] Koyuki     I didn't say a word! [05:40] Koyuki     Whenever Hanadori-kun's eyepatch comes off, [05:43] ---     a mysterious character named Miguel awakens. [05:46] Koyuki     Or so he says... [05:49] Aizu     What gives, Koyuki? [05:51] Aizu     Your notes are a mess. [05:53] Aizu     I wanted to copy them. [05:54] Koyuki     Shut up. [05:55] Koyuki     Borrow from someone in your own class. [05:57] Aizu     Whatever. [05:58] Aizu     Anyway, get this... [06:00] Aizu     I'm going to Black Mouse Land soon. [06:03] Aizu     I mean, I'm a second-year now,     so I'm way past that silly stuff, [06:08] ---     but she absolutely insisted... [06:11] Koyuki     You're showing your true colors! [06:14] Aizu     What's wrong with you? [06:15] Koyuki     The way you're just waiting     for me to say something! [06:18] Koyuki     "Who are you going with?!"     "Did you get a girlfriend?!" [06:21] Koyuki     You're waiting for me to ask,     but I won't do it! [06:23] Koyuki     You're just going with your grandma again     anyway, aren't you, you granny-lover?! [06:27] Aizu     I-I am not! And don't call me that! SIGN    Grrr SIGN    Grrr SIGN    Grrr SIGN    Grrr [06:30] Aizu     What's up with you, Koyuki? [06:31] Girl     I'm just making things awkward, aren't I? [06:34] Girl     It'd be better if I wasn't there... [06:36] Girl     Maybe I'll just quit the club. [06:39] Koyuki     "That's not true! Don't quit!" [06:40] Koyuki     Is that what you want us to say?! [06:42] Aizu     Wh-Why are you hitting me?! [06:44] Koyuki     You're just taking advantage of the fact that     nobody wants to say, "Yeah, quit already!" [06:48] ---     That's the problem! [06:50] Koyuki     I find it incredibly humiliating     to be expected to say something [06:55] ---     just because someone wants me to! [06:57] Aizu     I see. Sorry, Koyuki. [06:59] Aizu     You've always been like that, haven't you? [07:02] Koyuki     And Hanadori-kun's the     absolute worst about that. [07:05] Koyuki     I can normally ignore drivel like that, [07:07] ---     but he can't even keep     his fake stories straight. [07:09] ---     I'm always on the verge of screaming. [07:11] Koyuki     Maybe he can tell. [07:12] ---     It feels like he's just dying     for me to say something. [07:15] Koyuki     I refuse, though! I won't say a word. [07:17] Koyuki     I need to focus on my grades!     I'm down 80 spots in the class ranking! [07:22] Koyuki     If I say one word about     Hanadori-kun's idiocy, I lose. [07:24] Koyuki     This is war! [07:26] Aizu     Koyuki... [07:27] Koyuki     I'm off to the library. [07:29] Aizu     He's not trying to force me to say, [07:32] ---     "You can't focus on studying because     you're obsessed with this," is he? [07:37] Hanadori     S-Stop it! SIGN    Library [07:38] Students     Come on, Hanadori-kun.     Show us what's under the eyepatch. [07:42] Students     What are you hiding? [07:45] Hanadori     Stop it! [07:46] Hanadori     If you break the seal... [07:48] Students     Huh? What are you talking about? [07:50] Hanadori     Don't touch me! [07:51] Hanadori     This is the key to the seal of hell... [07:54] ---     The seal on the dark power that controls all! [07:57] Hanadori     Not even I know what terrors await. [08:00] Hanadori     If the dark god of destruction, [08:02] ---     Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit,     takes control of me, [08:05] Hanadori     he'll wreak a terrible revenge on you! [08:08] Students     Shut up and take it off already! [08:09] Koyuki     Hanadori-kun! [08:11] Koyuki     If you talk like that,     you'll just make things worse. [08:16] Koyuki     Seriously, what's this guy's deal? [08:18] Koyuki     Is he on Hanadori-kun's side     or just egging him on? [08:21] Koyuki     Wait, why's he joining in?! [08:23] Hanadori     S-Stop it! [08:23] Koyuki     I need to stop them, but... [08:26] Students     Got it! [08:31] Hanadori     It's awakening... [08:33] ---     The power of hell... [08:34] ---     The power of darkness... [08:36] Hanadori     The seal! [08:39] Hanadori     Get away from me! [08:43] Koyuki     Now... [08:44] ---     Now you've done it, Hanadori-kun. [08:47] Koyuki     The power of hell turned     out to be a physical thing! [08:49] Koyuki     More importantly, [08:50] ---     I thought you were just making     all of this up for fun, but... [08:53] Koyuki     Does this mean you're actually dangerous? [08:57] Koyuki     Hanadori, you're bleeding! [09:10] Koyuki     The dark god of destruction     is just a whiny little kid! [09:15] Koyuki     Don't cry! [09:17] Hanadori     Do you... finally remember me? [09:20] Koyuki     You've got the wrong guy. SIGN    R.I.P Koyuki [09:23] Koyuki     I... I blew it... SIGN    Teachers' Office [09:26] Koyuki     Man, this sucks. [09:28] Koyuki     I spoke up, so I lose. [09:30] Koyuki     And now... [09:31] ---     I have to stand in the hallway,     because it's somehow my fault, too? [09:35] Koyuki     This is so wrong. [09:37] Hanadori     You noticed it, too? [09:39] Hanadori     The rift to the demon world is     growing larger by the minute. [09:42] Hanadori     You and I are the only ones who've noticed it. [09:45] Koyuki     Not what I meant! Please leave me alone! [09:48] Hanadori     I believe that you're a good person. [09:52] Hanadori     I know I can entrust him to you. [09:54] Hanadori     I'd like you to take him. [09:57] Koyuki     The dog from this morning? [09:59] Koyuki     He went to find it again? [10:00] Tsukimiya     Hanadori's apartment complex     doesn't allow pets. [10:04] Hanadori     Will you keep him safe from this cruel world? [10:08] Koyuki     It's not like it's the dog's fault... [10:12] Koyuki     I'll ask my parents, [10:14] ---     but don't get your hopes up. [10:16] Koyuki     Also, I have no interest in all that     dark whatsit stuff you keep talking about, [10:22] Koyuki     so don't get the wrong idea. [10:24] Koyuki     I've lost today. [10:26] Koyuki     But... [10:28] Koyuki     Starting tomorrow,     I'm really going to ignore hi— [10:30] Hanadori     Thanks, Tsukimiya! [10:32] Hanadori     You're the only one I can ask. [10:34] Hanadori     I feel so much better knowing     you're taking him in. [10:36] Tsukimiya     Are they making you pay for the glass? [10:39] Tsukimiya     Oh, I didn't see you there, Seri-kun. [10:43] Hanadori     Tsukimiya! [10:44] ---     How long have you known he was here? [10:47] Koyuki     Oh, screw you! [10:48] Koyuki     You were just talking to me, weren't you?! [10:51] Hanadori     Nope. [10:51] Tsukimiya     Did you say something, Seri-kun? [10:53] Tsukimiya     "Don't get the wrong idea"? Was that it? SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki [10:56] Koyuki     So you did hear me! [10:59] Tsukimiya     That day... [11:00] ---     I was subject to humiliation     worse than utter defeat. SIGN    Things I want to forget [11:04] Teacher     Listen up. SIGN    Summer     break SIGN    Culture     festival SIGN    Class     trip SIGN    Field     day [11:05] ---     You second-years have a lot     of fun stuff ahead of you. [11:09] Teacher     But final exams come first! [11:12] Students     This is homeroom! Let us have fun! [11:13] Teacher     No whining. [11:15] Teacher     I'm worried about all of you. [11:17] Teacher     You kids have the lowest grades     out of any class in your year. [11:20] Teacher     Some of you are real problem kids, too,     which is getting me in trouble. [11:24] Students     That's your problem, not ours! [11:25] Hanadori     Human society is so stupid. [11:27] Teacher     Don't be dumb. No man is an island. [11:31] Teacher     On that note, I'm dividing     you into groups of three SIGN    Example                              Bear Team                                   Dog Team                                             Horse Team SIGN    pts. [11:34] ---     that average out the grades between you. SIGN    Cat Team [11:37] Teacher     We're going to play a game in     which your groups will compete SIGN    Hanadori Kabuto SIGN    Tsukimiya Utsugi SIGN    Koyuki Seri [11:40] ---     to see who can do the most     extra credit assignments! [11:44] Students     Sensei, I don't think this is allowed     under current education laws! [11:46] Teacher     We're playing a game in homeroom.     Relax and have fun. [11:49] Student     What do we get for winning? [11:51] Teacher     No summer homework for     any classes you have with me! [11:53] Student     And what about the losers? [11:55] Teacher     The last-place team will be in     charge of planning the class trip. [11:59] Koyuki     Question, Sensei! [12:00] Teacher     Wh-What is it, Koyuki? [12:03] Teacher     Did you forget how to ask normally? [12:05] Koyuki     Why would you put me in a group [12:07] ---     with those two bozos     when finals are coming up? [12:10] Teacher     That's rather rude. SIGN    Example                                   Bear Team                                                       Dog Team SIGN    pts. [12:11] Teacher     I put a lot of thought into the teams     and balancing your academic skills. [12:15] Teacher     But you'll have to get along if you     end up in charge of the class trip... [12:19] Teacher     And you don't seem to have any other friends. [12:23] Teacher     You don't seem to have any other friends. [12:24] Koyuki     I don't have many friends. [12:26] Koyuki     I just wanted to yell,     "Those guys aren't my friends!" SIGN    Library [12:30] Koyuki     But then I'd be admitting that     I don't have any friends in class, [12:33] Koyuki     and I'd feel lonely. [12:35] Koyuki     It's infuriating, [12:36] ---     but right now, I miss that     jerk in the next class over. [12:39] Tsukimiya     Okay, let's get to work! [12:42] Koyuki     My ears! My ears! [12:45] Koyuki     He looks so happy screwing with me. [12:47] Koyuki     Tsukimiya Utsugi... [12:49] Koyuki     The test is during our next homeroom. [12:53] Koyuki     I sure as hell don't want to plan     the class trip with those two. [12:56] Koyuki     I need to get us a good score... [12:58] Hanadori     A test, huh? [13:00] Librarian     Hey, get down! [13:02] Hanadori     Compared to the tests of hell     Sturmhut has faced... [13:06] Koyuki     The hell's he doing? [13:07] Hanadori     Gestöber, [13:08] ---     there is nothing we cannot     overcome togethe— [13:12] Koyuki     You're not in preschool! [13:15] Girls     They're so loud... [13:18] Girls     Just ignore them. [13:19] Girls     If they get last place,      it means less work for us. [13:20] Koyuki     Damn it. [13:22] Koyuki     I want to ignore them, [13:23] ---     but I need them to get serious about studying. [13:25] Hanadori     Owie... [13:26] Koyuki     This leaves me no choice. SIGN    Gasp... [13:31] Koyuki     Don't be creepy! SIGN    Math [13:33] Koyuki     Okay, let's start with math. [13:36] Koyuki     I'm bad at the stuff that's on this test. [13:38] Tsukimiya     Hanadori, can you figure out this problem? [13:41] Tsukimiya     You use theta here, and then... [13:43] Tsukimiya     You do this... [13:45] Hanadori     Ah, I see. SIGN    Math                          Question 1 [13:47] Koyuki     What are you doing? [13:48] Koyuki     Stop playing with the variables!     This is math! [13:51] Koyuki     And why are you nodding?! [13:53] Koyuki     Take this seriously! [13:56] Koyuki     Sheesh... [13:56] ---     You guys have no idea how I feel. [13:59] Koyuki     Actually, I wonder what their grades are like... [14:02] Hanadori     Okay, I'm all done. [14:04] Hanadori     The man who's traveled the seven seas, [14:06] ---     the valiant warrior himself... [14:08] Hanadori     The one they call a legend... SIGN    The Adventures of Menukoroirya, Ruler of the Darkness [14:10] Hanadori     The hero Menukoroirya. [14:16] Koyuki     Don't get attached and give it a name! [14:18] ---     Study! [14:20] Koyuki     That's what kids do when they'd     rather goof off than study! [14:23] Koyuki     You don't have time for adventures! [14:24] Koyuki     Battle the enemy you're     facing right now, damn it! [14:28] Koyuki     I'm already exhausted. [14:30] Koyuki     Let's move on to history. SIGN    History A [14:34] Koyuki     Hanadori-kun is actually focusing now. [14:36] ---     Good. [14:37] Hanadori     Tsukimiya, [14:38] ---     do you know a good way to     remember major historical figures? [14:41] Hanadori     It's hard when they all have such stupid names. [14:43] Koyuki     You've got no room to talk. [14:46] Tsukimiya     Why not do what you're best at? [14:49] Hanadori     What I'm best at? [14:50] Tsukimiya     Sure. [14:51] ---     For example, say they were once your friends. [14:54] Tsukimiya     This man, the founder of the Edo shogunate, [14:57] Tsukimiya     could have been one of     Sturmhut's comrades in a past life! [15:00] Tsukimiya     Make up something like that     so it means something to you. [15:03] Koyuki     Huh... That might actually be a good idea. [15:06] Koyuki     It could work for him. [15:08] Hanadori     That's right... [15:09] Hanadori     My past memories are returning! [15:11] Hanadori     I crossed swords with him on the battlefield. [15:14] Hanadori     He's... SIGN    Answer: Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia [15:16] Koyuki     No, he's not! SIGN    Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia [15:18] Koyuki     That's the stupid little bird     you just came up with! [15:21] Koyuki     And jeez, how many letters are in that name? [15:23] Koyuki     It's way too long. [15:24] Hanadori     So it was you... [15:26] Hanadori     I'll never forget you again! [15:28] Koyuki     Forget him right now! SIGN    Exhaustion SIGN    Home Economics [15:31] Koyuki     Home ec, huh? [15:33] Koyuki     We're supposed to learn the nine     essential amino acids. [15:36] Koyuki     I wonder if Tsukimiya-kun's good at studying. [15:39] Koyuki     I hate to ask, but if he knows     a good way to memorize things... [15:42] Koyuki     Here you go. SIGN    Home Ec Notes                                                       Utsugi Tsukimiya [15:43] Koyuki     This is my memorization notebook. Use it. [15:46] ---     Th-Thanks. [15:47] Tsukimiya     He knew what I was thinking, huh? [15:49] Tsukimiya     Well, okay, since he— [15:50] ---     Excuse me? [15:52] Tsukimiya     This isn't about essential amino acids... [15:55] Tsukimiya     Am I supposed to learn them through manga? [15:57] Tsukimiya     Wait, did Tsukimiya-kun draw this?! [15:59] Girl     For Amino-san's sake, [16:01] ---     I would let the world be destroyed! [16:03] Bad Guy     Is Amino-san that essential? [16:06] Girl     M-My body can't create Amino-san on its own! [16:11] ---     So... [16:12] Girl     I'm going to absorb him! [16:14] Bad Guy     No! Never! [16:14] Girl     Eek! [16:16] Girl     No! [16:17] ---     If you do that... If you do that, then... [16:20] Girl     My phenylalanine will valine, [16:23] Girl     and I'll tryptophan! [16:29] Koyuki     Damn it all! [16:31] Koyuki     You two are so stupid! [16:32] Koyuki     Forget this! [16:33] ---     I'll do it on my own! [16:35] Tsukimiya     I've got one for the periodic table, too. [16:37] Tsukimiya     Want to see? [16:38] Koyuki     No! [16:39] Tsukimiya     Transform! Helium! Lithium! Barium! [16:41] Koyuki     Calm down. Calm down, Koyuki Seri. [16:44] Koyuki     These two are just that type. [16:45] Koyuki     They goof around to get their minds     off of the test and end up crashing. [16:49] Koyuki     I'm different. [16:50] Koyuki     I want to concentrate on studying. [16:52] Koyuki     If I don't work hard and raise     our average score... SIGN    Special Moves SIGN    Menukoroirya SIGN    Leaving on a journey SIGN    Slice SIGN    Slash SIGN    Chicken Blade SIGN    Thigh Slice [16:56] Koyuki     Yes, yes. Very cute. [16:58] Koyuki     I'm giving up on him. [17:00] Koyuki     What about Tsukimiya-kun? [17:02] Tsukimiya     Man, I'm bored. [17:03] Koyuki     Then study! [17:04] Tsukimiya     I mean, I've already learned     everything that'll be on the test. [17:09] Koyuki     In what fantasy world can you do that?! SIGN    Home Economics [17:11] Koyuki     He can't be serious! [17:12] Koyuki     There's so much material! [17:13] Koyuki     He couldn't have— [17:14] Tsukimiya     Listen, Seri-kun. [17:16] Tsukimiya     If I read a book once, that's enough     for me to say I've learned it. [17:19] Tsukimiya     Don't you think you're wasting your life [17:21] ---     poring over books instead of spending     your time on the hobbies you love? SIGN    Snap [17:27] Koyuki     And whose fault is it that I'm wasting my life?! [17:29] Tsukimiya     So you see... [17:31] Tsukimiya     I can't get my score any higher, [17:33] Tsukimiya     so it's up to the two of you     below me to raise our average. [17:36] Tsukimiya     Okay? [17:40] Tsukimiya     Seri-kun blew up! [17:42] Hanadori     Gestöber, what was that technique?! [17:44] Koyuki     Today, something within me burst. [17:47] Koyuki     Forget it! Time for some escapism of my own! [17:49] Koyuki     I reject you both! [17:52] Koyuki     Commoner's Village is so fun... [17:54] Koyuki**     You make your own town [17:56] ---     and spend your days taking it easy,     fishing and picking fruit with your friends. [18:02] Koyuki     This is my idea of paradise. [18:04] Koyuki     My character in the game is the real me, [18:07] Koyuki     and the suffering I'm experiencing     right now is just a bad dream. SIGN    Message sent! SIGN    You've invited a friend to Koyuki Village. [18:13] Tsukimiya     Hey, Seri-kun! [18:15] Koyuki     I knew he'd show up! [18:17] Koyuki     Go study! [18:18] Tsukimiya     I love this game so much that     I've learned how to mod it. SIGN    A friend has come to play. [18:23] Tsukimiya     Oh, looks like someone's here. SIGN    I'll dig holes to the demon world here, too SIGN    My sealed SIGN    power... [18:32] Koyuki     Don't tell me! [18:34] Hanadori     I am the dark god of destruction, [18:36] Koyuki     You're the only one who would     destroy my peaceful in-game life. [18:36] ---     Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit. [18:40] ---     I will cover this village in dark matter! [18:41] Koyuki     Catch a clue! [18:42] Tsukimiya     Hanadori, Seri-kun wants you to catch a clue. [18:50] Koyuki     That's not what I meant! [18:52] Koyuki     Get out of my village, both of you! [18:54] Koyuki     Stop digging holes everywhere! [18:55] Hanadori     Don't push me! [18:56] Koyuki     It's weird, though... [18:58] ---     I thought so before, [19:00] ---     but it feels like Tsukimiya-kun... [19:02] Tsukimiya     Yup. [19:03] ---     I can guess what you're thinking. [19:05] Koyuki     It feels like you're doing     a lot more than guessing! [19:08] Koyuki     No, that can't be! [19:10] Koyuki     That would mean he knows     exactly what bothers me... [19:13] Koyuki     And he's doing it anyway! [19:15] Koyuki     Crap... [19:17] Koyuki     I've gotta hide somewhere     he can't connect to me! [19:20] Koyuki     What? I can't move... [19:23] Hanadori     Surprised? [19:24] Hanadori     Behold the dark god's destructive magic... [19:27] Hanadori     Paralysis! [19:28] Koyuki     It's just a snare! [19:29] Koyuki     Ow, ow, ow! Let me go! [19:30] Koyuki     Stop working together! [19:32] Koyuki     Damn it... [19:33] Tsukimiya     Seri-kun, sometimes I... [19:35] Tsukimiya     just don't bother worrying     about what you're thinking! [19:38] Koyuki     You're a real asshole, aren't you? [19:39] Hanadori     I'll hide somewhere in your village. [19:42] Hanadori     Come find me after I count to ten! [19:44] Hanadori     One, two, three... [19:50] Hanadori     G-Gestöber? [19:52] Koyuki     I'll destroy his data! [19:54] Hanadori     No, Gestöber! [19:56] Hanadori     Please, no! [19:58] Hanadori     I worked so hard to get this far! SIGN    Bye! SIGN    Come by again      on our next break! [20:07] (Flashback) Hanadori     Tsukimiya... [20:11] (Flashback) Hanadori     I want to play a game with Gestöber! SIGN    Earn the Muney Money          Handheld: 20,000 yen     "Commoner's Village" game: 5,000 yen               Roughly 25,000 yen SIGN    Supermarket     Smile Store [20:26] Hanadori     Yes! SIGN    Pay for the month of June [20:28] ---     Now I can... [20:29] ---     Now I can play a game with Gestöber! [20:33] Koyuki     Hanadori-kun... [20:34] ---     You wanted to play with me that badly? [20:37] Hanadori     G-Gestöber! [20:38] ---     N-No, it wasn't anything special... [20:40] Koyuki     I'm sorry for everything, Hanadori-kun... [20:42] Koyuki     No, Sturmhut! [20:45] Koyuki     I'll never let you be alone again. [20:47] Koyuki     As Gestöber, the Hierophant of Ice, [20:51] ---     I swear to fight by your side! [20:53] Koyuki     Thank you, Gestöber! [20:56] Game     Congratulations! Congratulations! [20:58] Game     Congratulations! [20:59] Tsukimiya     That was a great conclusion. [21:01] Koyuki     Why would you make a     disgusting movie like that?! [21:04] Tsukimiya     I'm the one who made it. [21:05] Koyuki     What was with that flashback? [21:07] Koyuki     Why did it feel like scenes from Slam Dunk?! [21:09] Koyuki     The dark god of destruction shouldn't     be working part-time jobs! [21:14] Teacher     I'll be taking those. SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki [21:19] Teacher     Okay, I'm returning your tests. SIGN    Seri Koyuki [21:22] Koyuki     All right! I got a higher score than usual! [21:25] Koyuki     As long as those two didn't screw it up,     we shouldn't be in last place. [21:28] Tsukimiya     I got the same score I always do. [21:30] Hanadori     Mine's... [21:31] ---     lower than usual. [21:33] Hanadori     The dark spirits distracted me... [21:35] Hanadori     I'm sorry. I only got an 85! [21:38] Teacher     Oh, Koyuki. [21:40] ---     Lucky you. You don't have     to plan the class trip. [21:43] Teacher     Frankly, Tsukimiya and Hanadori     always get top marks, [21:46] Teacher     so I was hoping they could     give you a bit of a boost. [21:49] Teacher     Guess my plan was a success, huh? [21:50] Koyuki     I got... the lowest score? [21:54] Teacher     Koyuki? [21:56] Koyuki     Impossible! SIGN    Rip [21:57] Hanadori     This is my fault! [21:59] Hanadori     You worked so hard, but I... [22:02] Koyuki     Don't try to make me feel better! [22:06] Tsukimiya     Seri-kun, [22:07] ---     scary things can happen when     you underestimate people. SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki SIGN    RIP Koyuki [22:11] Koyuki     Today, Koyuki Seri suffered     an unthinkable defeat. [23:25] Hanadori     Next time on A Destructive     God Sits Next to Me, episode 2: [23:27] Hanadori     "Eyes On Me!" [23:29] Koyuki     Hey, we get fifteen seconds for a preview! [23:31] Koyuki     Plug the show! [23:32] Hanadori     Wh-What? [23:35] Hanadori     Miguel, the dark god of destruction,      has taken over this anime! [23:38] Koyuki     Couldn't think of anything to say, huh?