# A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
High school student Koyuki Seri has a disposition for whipping out witty retorts... but hates people who wait for those retorts! Much to his dismay, he had caught the eye of Hanadori Kabuto, who suffers from a terrible case of delusions of grandeur and everything about him could warrant a retort. Seri swears that he will never utter a retort about Kabuto, but he just can't hold back. Not to mention, there seem to be even more strange people gathering around him... A high school boys' comedy that'll make you laugh and laugh (but can also be cute at times) is about to start!
# Season 1
# E1 - Darlin' from hell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJGGV76/darlin-from-hell)
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**[00:00] Koyuki**
* A rainy morning with*
* umbrellas out everywhere...*
**[00:03] Koyuki**
* It's the perfect kind of day*
* to focus on studying.*
**[00:06] Teacher**
Hanadori?
**[00:08] Teacher**
Hey, Hanadori!
**[00:09] Teacher**
Is he absent today?
**[00:11] Koyuki**
*Lucky me!*
**[00:12] Koyuki**
*Except...*
**[00:14] Hanadori**
Sorry I'm so late.
**[00:18] Hanadori**
This little guy cried and
begged to come with me.
**[00:21] Hanadori**
He says we share a strong
bond from a past life...
**[00:25] Hanadori**
Whatever that means.
**[00:27] Koyuki**
*If only Hanadori-kun hadn't reawakened...*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Delusion 1
**[02:00] Hanadori**
He was a ferocious foe, indeed,
**[02:03] Hanadori**
but now I remember...
**[02:05] Hanadori**
He was my constant companion
during countless wars.
**[02:08] Hanadori**
The hound of hell... Cerberus!
**[02:11] Koyuki**
*Here we go again...*
**[02:13] Koyuki**
*Don't give a little puppy a name like that!*
**[02:16] Hanadori**
As Sturmhut, the knight who
rules over light and darkness,
**[02:20] Hanadori**
I've reincarnated across many lives.
**[02:22] Hanadori**
And amidst my battles, I learned of a gate
to the demon world that lies in this town.
**[02:27] Hanadori**
Should that gate open,
**[02:27] Koyuki**
* This is Hanadori Kabuto,*
* a student of Class 2-3 at Mitoya High.*
**[02:28] ---**
this world will become a living hell.
**[02:30] ---**
Though I fought and failed to stop the demons...
**[02:32] Koyuki**
*He started acting this way in middle school*
**[02:35] ---**
*and never grew out of it.*
**[02:37] Koyuki**
*But... why is he all wet?*
**[02:41] Hanadori**
That's when the guardian hound of hell,
Cerberus, appeared and saved me!
**[02:45] Hanadori**
But why?!
**[02:46] Hanadori**
I couldn't believe it, because...
**[02:54] Hanadori**
Because he and I were originally enemies.
**[02:58] Koyuki**
*You ruined it!*
**[02:59] ---**
*You can't fix it now, Hanadori-kun!*
**[03:01] Koyuki**
*If you're cold, go change!*
**[03:01] Teacher**
Where did you get that dog, Hanadori?
**[03:03] Koyuki**
* And didn't you call him your companion?*
* So is he a friend or an enemy?*
**[03:05] Hanadori**
I told you! I knew him in a past life!
**[03:06] ---**
*At least keep your own fantasy straight!*
**[03:08] Teacher**
Go put the dog back where you found it.
**[03:12] Hanadori**
You want me to leave him out in the cold?
**[03:14] Hanadori**
Are you evil incarnate?!
**[03:16] Teacher**
Are you going to keep him, then?
**[03:18] Tsukimiya**
Hanadori's apartment complex
doesn't allow pets.
**[03:22] Hanadori**
My current dwelling is blessed by the light.
**[03:25] Hanadori**
Cerberus couldn't take it.
**[03:27] Koyuki**
* So the knight of light and darkness*
* lives in an apartment.*
**[03:30] Koyuki**
*Same as me.*
**[03:31] Teacher**
I'll put the dog back.
**[03:34] ---**
You go get changed.
**[03:35] Hanadori**
N-No!
**[03:36] Koyuki**
* I, Koyuki Seri, am absolutely not*
* going to respond to any of this crap!*
**[03:40] Hanadori (Background)**
You're Koyuki? The legendary—
**[03:41] Koyuki**
* Or so I said, but with Hanadori-kun*
* following me around all the time,*
**[03:43] Hanadori**
We were battle brothers—
**[03:44] Hanadori**
This is the key to break the seal!
**[03:44] ---**
* my grades have tanked*
* since we became classmates.*
**[03:45] ---**
Why do you have—
**[03:47] Koyuki**
*I just can't concentrate with him around.*
**[03:49] Hanadori (Foreground)**
Wait, Cerberus!
**[03:52] Hanadori (Foreground)**
No...
**[03:54] Koyuki**
*Class is going to run late again...*
**[03:56] Hanadori**
Is this...
**[03:58] ---**
Is this a trial the gods have put forth for me,
**[04:00] ---**
Gestöber?!
**[04:03] Koyuki**
*You've got the wrong guy!*
**[04:04] Koyuki**
*Who the heck is Gestöber?*
**[04:05] ---**
*Not me! Never heard of him!*
**[04:07] Hanadori**
I have to go save Cerberus...
**[04:09] Koyuki**
*Then go by yourself!*
**[04:10] Koyuki**
*What do you need me for?*
**[04:11] Koyuki**
*Have fun on your grand adventure, Mr. Knight!*
**[04:14] Hanadori**
Have you forgotten?!
**[04:15] Hanadori**
You're the emissary of Nirvana, Gest—
**[04:17] Koyuki**
Nice weather we're having, huh?
**[04:19] Female Student**
Yeah, except it's raining...
**[04:21] Tsukimiya**
Aw, poor Hanadori.
**[04:23] ---**
He went to all the trouble
of dumping water on himself
**[04:26] ---**
so he could pretend to be a hero
who saved a dog from the rain.
**[04:29] Koyuki**
*What were you thinking, Hanadori-kun?!*
**[04:31] Tsukimiya**
But nobody cared and the dog was taken away,
**[04:34] Tsukimiya**
so now he's sopping wet and all alone.
**[04:36] Tsukimiya**
It's so sad.
**[04:37] Koyuki**
*Hey, knock it off!*
**[04:38] Koyuki**
*You're really making me feel bad for him!*
**[04:40] Koyuki**
*I'll be ashamed to look back on this later...*
**[04:43] Koyuki**
*Granted, he did it to himself.*
**[04:48] Koyuki**
*Hanadori-kun, don't tell me...*
**[04:50] Koyuki**
*Is your power awakening?!*
**[04:51] Hanadori**
He's... He's coming!
**[04:55] Tsukimiya**
Hanadori's sorrow from losing
Cerberus has awakened *him*!
**[04:59] Hanadori**
*It's not just damage from you outing him?*
**[05:01] Hanadori**
*Wait, Tsukimiya-kun...*
**[05:03] ---**
*Are you just as bad as he is?*
**[05:08] Hanadori**
I am Miguel.
**[05:10] ---**
Miguel O...
**[05:12] Hanadori**
O...
**[05:12] Tsukimiya**
O?
**[05:13] Teacher**
Okay, guys, knock it off.
**[05:16] Teacher**
Go change clothes before
you catch a cold, Hanadori.
**[05:19] Teacher**
Sorry, everyone.
**[05:20] Teacher**
Let's get back to the lesson.
**[05:23] Hanadori**
That was close.
**[05:25] Hanadori**
The power of light was able
to keep Miguel... in check.
**[05:28] Hanadori**
You should all be grateful you're still alive.
**[05:33] Hanadori**
Blessings upon all humanity.
**[05:36] Koyuki**
*Whew... Made it through another day!*
**[05:39] Koyuki**
*I didn't say a word!*
**[05:40] Koyuki**
*Whenever Hanadori-kun's eyepatch comes off,*
**[05:43] ---**
*a mysterious character named Miguel awakens.*
**[05:46] Koyuki**
*Or so he says...*
**[05:49] Aizu**
What gives, Koyuki?
**[05:51] Aizu**
Your notes are a mess.
**[05:53] Aizu**
I wanted to copy them.
**[05:54] Koyuki**
Shut up.
**[05:55] Koyuki**
Borrow from someone in your own class.
**[05:57] Aizu**
Whatever.
**[05:58] Aizu**
Anyway, get this...
**[06:00] Aizu**
I'm going to Black Mouse Land soon.
**[06:03] Aizu**
I mean, I'm a second-year now,
so I'm way past that silly stuff,
**[06:08] ---**
but she absolutely insisted...
**[06:11] Koyuki**
You're showing your true colors!
**[06:14] Aizu**
What's wrong with you?
**[06:15] Koyuki**
The way you're just waiting
for me to say something!
**[06:18] Koyuki**
"Who are you going with?!"
"Did you get a girlfriend?!"
**[06:21] Koyuki**
You're waiting for me to ask,
but I won't do it!
**[06:23] Koyuki**
You're just going with your grandma again
anyway, aren't you, you granny-lover?!
**[06:27] Aizu**
I-I am not! And don't call me that!
***SIGN*** Grrr
***SIGN*** Grrr
***SIGN*** Grrr
***SIGN*** Grrr
**[06:30] Aizu**
What's up with you, Koyuki?
**[06:31] Girl**
I'm just making things awkward, aren't I?
**[06:34] Girl**
It'd be better if I wasn't there...
**[06:36] Girl**
Maybe I'll just quit the club.
**[06:39] Koyuki**
"That's not true! Don't quit!"
**[06:40] Koyuki**
Is that what you want us to say?!
**[06:42] Aizu**
Wh-Why are you hitting *me*?!
**[06:44] Koyuki**
You're just taking advantage of the fact that
nobody wants to say, "Yeah, quit already!"
**[06:48] ---**
That's the problem!
**[06:50] Koyuki**
I find it incredibly humiliating
to be expected to say something
**[06:55] ---**
just because someone wants me to!
**[06:57] Aizu**
I see. Sorry, Koyuki.
**[06:59] Aizu**
You've always been like that, haven't you?
**[07:02] Koyuki**
* And Hanadori-kun's the*
* absolute worst about that.*
**[07:05] Koyuki**
*I can normally ignore drivel like that,*
**[07:07] ---**
* but he can't even keep*
* his fake stories straight.*
**[07:09] ---**
*I'm always on the verge of screaming.*
**[07:11] Koyuki**
*Maybe he can tell.*
**[07:12] ---**
* It feels like he's just dying*
* for me to say something.*
**[07:15] Koyuki**
*I refuse, though! I won't say a word.*
**[07:17] Koyuki**
* I need to focus on my grades!*
* I'm down 80 spots in the class ranking!*
**[07:22] Koyuki**
If I say one word about
Hanadori-kun's idiocy, I lose.
**[07:24] Koyuki**
This is war!
**[07:26] Aizu**
Koyuki...
**[07:27] Koyuki**
I'm off to the library.
**[07:29] Aizu**
*He's not trying to force me to say,*
**[07:32] ---**
* "You can't focus on studying because*
* you're obsessed with this," is he?*
**[07:37] Hanadori**
S-Stop it!
***SIGN*** Library
**[07:38] Students**
Come on, Hanadori-kun.
Show us what's under the eyepatch.
**[07:42] Students**
What are you hiding?
**[07:45] Hanadori**
Stop it!
**[07:46] Hanadori**
If you break the seal...
**[07:48] Students**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[07:50] Hanadori**
Don't touch me!
**[07:51] Hanadori**
This is the key to the seal of hell...
**[07:54] ---**
The seal on the dark power that controls all!
**[07:57] Hanadori**
Not even I know what terrors await.
**[08:00] Hanadori**
If the dark god of destruction,
**[08:02] ---**
Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit,
takes control of me,
**[08:05] Hanadori**
he'll wreak a terrible revenge on you!
**[08:08] Students**
Shut up and take it off already!
**[08:09] Koyuki**
*Hanadori-kun!*
**[08:11] Koyuki**
* If you talk like that,*
* you'll just make things worse.*
**[08:16] Koyuki**
*Seriously, what's this guy's deal?*
**[08:18] Koyuki**
* Is he on Hanadori-kun's side*
* or just egging him on?*
**[08:21] Koyuki**
*Wait, why's he joining in?!*
**[08:23] Hanadori**
S-Stop it!
**[08:23] Koyuki**
*I need to stop them, but...*
**[08:26] Students**
Got it!
**[08:31] Hanadori**
It's awakening...
**[08:33] ---**
The power of hell...
**[08:34] ---**
The power of darkness...
**[08:36] Hanadori**
The seal!
**[08:39] Hanadori**
Get away from me!
**[08:43] Koyuki**
*Now...*
**[08:44] ---**
*Now you've done it, Hanadori-kun.*
**[08:47] Koyuki**
* The power of hell turned*
* out to be a physical thing!*
**[08:49] Koyuki**
*More importantly,*
**[08:50] ---**
* I thought you were just making*
* all of this up for fun, but...*
**[08:53] Koyuki**
*Does this mean you're actually dangerous?*
**[08:57] Koyuki**
Hanadori, you're bleeding!
**[09:10] Koyuki**
The dark god of destruction
is just a whiny little kid!
**[09:15] Koyuki**
Don't cry!
**[09:17] Hanadori**
Do you... finally remember me?
**[09:20] Koyuki**
You've got the wrong guy.
***SIGN*** R.I.P Koyuki
**[09:23] Koyuki**
*I... I blew it...*
***SIGN*** Teachers' Office
**[09:26] Koyuki**
*Man, this sucks.*
**[09:28] Koyuki**
*I spoke up, so I lose.*
**[09:30] Koyuki**
*And now...*
**[09:31] ---**
* I have to stand in the hallway,*
* because it's somehow my fault, too?*
**[09:35] Koyuki**
This is so wrong.
**[09:37] Hanadori**
You noticed it, too?
**[09:39] Hanadori**
The rift to the demon world is
growing larger by the minute.
**[09:42] Hanadori**
You and I are the only ones who've noticed it.
**[09:45] Koyuki**
*Not what I meant! Please leave me alone!*
**[09:48] Hanadori**
I believe that you're a good person.
**[09:52] Hanadori**
I know I can entrust him to you.
**[09:54] Hanadori**
I'd like you to take him.
**[09:57] Koyuki**
*The dog from this morning?*
**[09:59] Koyuki**
*He went to find it again?*
**[10:00] Tsukimiya**
* Hanadori's apartment complex*
* doesn't allow pets.*
**[10:04] Hanadori**
Will you keep him safe from this cruel world?
**[10:08] Koyuki**
*It's not like it's the dog's fault...*
**[10:12] Koyuki**
I'll ask my parents,
**[10:14] ---**
but don't get your hopes up.
**[10:16] Koyuki**
Also, I have no interest in all that
dark whatsit stuff you keep talking about,
**[10:22] Koyuki**
so don't get the wrong idea.
**[10:24] Koyuki**
*I've lost today.*
**[10:26] Koyuki**
*But...*
**[10:28] Koyuki**
* Starting tomorrow,*
* I'm really going to ignore hi—*
**[10:30] Hanadori**
Thanks, Tsukimiya!
**[10:32] Hanadori**
You're the only one I can ask.
**[10:34] Hanadori**
I feel so much better knowing
you're taking him in.
**[10:36] Tsukimiya**
Are they making you pay for the glass?
**[10:39] Tsukimiya**
Oh, I didn't see you there, Seri-kun.
**[10:43] Hanadori**
Tsukimiya!
**[10:44] ---**
How long have you known he was here?
**[10:47] Koyuki**
Oh, screw you!
**[10:48] Koyuki**
You were just talking to me, weren't you?!
**[10:51] Hanadori**
Nope.
**[10:51] Tsukimiya**
Did you say something, Seri-kun?
**[10:53] Tsukimiya**
"Don't get the wrong idea"? Was that it?
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[10:56] Koyuki**
So you *did* hear me!
**[10:59] Tsukimiya**
*That day...*
**[11:00] ---**
* I was subject to humiliation*
* worse than utter defeat.*
***SIGN*** Things I want to forget
**[11:04] Teacher**
Listen up.
***SIGN*** Summer
break
***SIGN*** Culture
festival
***SIGN*** Class
trip
***SIGN*** Field
day
**[11:05] ---**
You second-years have a lot
of fun stuff ahead of you.
**[11:09] Teacher**
But final exams come first!
**[11:12] Students**
This is homeroom! Let us have fun!
**[11:13] Teacher**
No whining.
**[11:15] Teacher**
I'm worried about all of you.
**[11:17] Teacher**
You kids have the lowest grades
out of any class in your year.
**[11:20] Teacher**
Some of you are real problem kids, too,
which is getting *me* in trouble.
**[11:24] Students**
That's your problem, not ours!
**[11:25] Hanadori**
Human society is so stupid.
**[11:27] Teacher**
Don't be dumb. No man is an island.
**[11:31] Teacher**
On that note, I'm dividing
you into groups of three
***SIGN*** Example
Bear Team
Dog Team
Horse Team
***SIGN*** pts.
**[11:34] ---**
that average out the grades between you.
***SIGN*** Cat Team
**[11:37] Teacher**
We're going to play a game in
which your groups will compete
***SIGN*** Hanadori Kabuto
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
***SIGN*** Koyuki Seri
**[11:40] ---**
to see who can do the most
extra credit assignments!
**[11:44] Students**
Sensei, I don't think this is allowed
under current education laws!
**[11:46] Teacher**
We're playing a game in homeroom.
Relax and have fun.
**[11:49] Student**
What do we get for winning?
**[11:51] Teacher**
No summer homework for
any classes you have with me!
**[11:53] Student**
And what about the losers?
**[11:55] Teacher**
The last-place team will be in
charge of planning the class trip.
**[11:59] Koyuki**
Question, Sensei!
**[12:00] Teacher**
Wh-What is it, Koyuki?
**[12:03] Teacher**
Did you forget how to ask normally?
**[12:05] Koyuki**
Why would you put me in a group
**[12:07] ---**
with those two bozos
when finals are coming up?
**[12:10] Teacher**
That's rather rude.
***SIGN*** Example
Bear Team
Dog Team
***SIGN*** pts.
**[12:11] Teacher**
I put a lot of thought into the teams
and balancing your academic skills.
**[12:15] Teacher**
But you'll have to get along if you
end up in charge of the class trip...
**[12:19] Teacher**
And you don't seem to have any other friends.
**[12:23] Teacher**
*You don't seem to have any other friends.*
**[12:24] Koyuki**
*I don't have many friends.*
**[12:26] Koyuki**
* I just wanted to yell,*
* "Those guys aren't my friends!"*
***SIGN*** Library
**[12:30] Koyuki**
* But then I'd be admitting that*
* I don't have any friends in class,*
**[12:33] Koyuki**
*and I'd feel lonely.*
**[12:35] Koyuki**
*It's infuriating,*
**[12:36] ---**
* but right now, I miss that*
* jerk in the next class over.*
**[12:39] Tsukimiya**
Okay, let's get to work!
**[12:42] Koyuki**
My ears! My ears!
**[12:45] Koyuki**
*He looks so happy screwing with me.*
**[12:47] Koyuki**
*Tsukimiya Utsugi...*
**[12:49] Koyuki**
*The test is during our next homeroom.*
**[12:53] Koyuki**
* I sure as hell don't want to plan*
* the class trip with those two.*
**[12:56] Koyuki**
*I need to get us a good score...*
**[12:58] Hanadori**
A test, huh?
**[13:00] Librarian**
Hey, get down!
**[13:02] Hanadori**
Compared to the tests of hell
Sturmhut has faced...
**[13:06] Koyuki**
*The hell's he doing?*
**[13:07] Hanadori**
Gestöber,
**[13:08] ---**
there is nothing we cannot
overcome togethe—
**[13:12] Koyuki**
*You're not in preschool!*
**[13:15] Girls**
They're so loud...
**[13:18] Girls**
Just ignore them.
**[13:19] Girls**
If they get last place,
it means less work for us.
**[13:20] Koyuki**
*Damn it.*
**[13:22] Koyuki**
*I want to ignore them,*
**[13:23] ---**
*but I need them to get serious about studying.*
**[13:25] Hanadori**
Owie...
**[13:26] Koyuki**
*This leaves me no choice.*
***SIGN*** Gasp...
**[13:31] Koyuki**
*Don't be creepy!*
***SIGN*** Math
**[13:33] Koyuki**
*Okay, let's start with math.*
**[13:36] Koyuki**
*I'm bad at the stuff that's on this test.*
**[13:38] Tsukimiya**
Hanadori, can you figure out this problem?
**[13:41] Tsukimiya**
You use theta here, and then...
**[13:43] Tsukimiya**
You do this...
**[13:45] Hanadori**
Ah, I see.
***SIGN*** Math
Question 1
**[13:47] Koyuki**
*What are you doing?*
**[13:48] Koyuki**
* Stop playing with the variables!*
* This is math!*
**[13:51] Koyuki**
*And why are you nodding?!*
**[13:53] Koyuki**
*Take this seriously!*
**[13:56] Koyuki**
*Sheesh...*
**[13:56] ---**
*You guys have no idea how I feel.*
**[13:59] Koyuki**
*Actually, I wonder what their grades are like...*
**[14:02] Hanadori**
Okay, I'm all done.
**[14:04] Hanadori**
The man who's traveled the seven seas,
**[14:06] ---**
the valiant warrior himself...
**[14:08] Hanadori**
The one they call a legend...
***SIGN*** The Adventures of Menukoroirya, Ruler of the Darkness
**[14:10] Hanadori**
The hero Menukoroirya.
**[14:16] Koyuki**
*Don't get attached and give it a name!*
**[14:18] ---**
*Study!*
**[14:20] Koyuki**
* That's what kids do when they'd*
* rather goof off than study!*
**[14:23] Koyuki**
*You don't have time for adventures!*
**[14:24] Koyuki**
* Battle the enemy you're*
* facing right now, damn it!*
**[14:28] Koyuki**
*I'm already exhausted.*
**[14:30] Koyuki**
*Let's move on to history.*
***SIGN*** History A
**[14:34] Koyuki**
*Hanadori-kun is actually focusing now.*
**[14:36] ---**
*Good.*
**[14:37] Hanadori**
Tsukimiya,
**[14:38] ---**
do you know a good way to
remember major historical figures?
**[14:41] Hanadori**
It's hard when they all have such stupid names.
**[14:43] Koyuki**
*You've got no room to talk.*
**[14:46] Tsukimiya**
Why not do what you're best at?
**[14:49] Hanadori**
What I'm best at?
**[14:50] Tsukimiya**
Sure.
**[14:51] ---**
For example, say they were once your friends.
**[14:54] Tsukimiya**
This man, the founder of the Edo shogunate,
**[14:57] Tsukimiya**
could have been one of
Sturmhut's comrades in a past life!
**[15:00] Tsukimiya**
Make up something like that
so it means something to you.
**[15:03] Koyuki**
*Huh... That might actually be a good idea.*
**[15:06] Koyuki**
*It could work for him.*
**[15:08] Hanadori**
That's right...
**[15:09] Hanadori**
My past memories are returning!
**[15:11] Hanadori**
I crossed swords with him on the battlefield.
**[15:14] Hanadori**
He's...
***SIGN*** Answer: Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia
**[15:16] Koyuki**
*No, he's not!*
***SIGN*** Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia
**[15:18] Koyuki**
* That's the stupid little bird*
* you just came up with!*
**[15:21] Koyuki**
*And jeez, how many letters are in that name?*
**[15:23] Koyuki**
*It's way too long.*
**[15:24] Hanadori**
So it was you...
**[15:26] Hanadori**
I'll never forget you again!
**[15:28] Koyuki**
*Forget him right now!*
***SIGN*** Exhaustion
***SIGN*** Home Economics
**[15:31] Koyuki**
*Home ec, huh?*
**[15:33] Koyuki**
* We're supposed to learn the nine*
* essential amino acids.*
**[15:36] Koyuki**
*I wonder if Tsukimiya-kun's good at studying.*
**[15:39] Koyuki**
* I hate to ask, but if he knows*
* a good way to memorize things...*
**[15:42] Koyuki**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Home Ec Notes
Utsugi Tsukimiya
**[15:43] Koyuki**
This is my memorization notebook. Use it.
**[15:46] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[15:47] Tsukimiya**
*He knew what I was thinking, huh?*
**[15:49] Tsukimiya**
*Well, okay, since he—*
**[15:50] ---**
*Excuse me?*
**[15:52] Tsukimiya**
*This isn't about essential amino acids...*
**[15:55] Tsukimiya**
*Am I supposed to learn them through manga?*
**[15:57] Tsukimiya**
*Wait, did Tsukimiya-kun draw this?!*
**[15:59] Girl**
For Amino-san's sake,
**[16:01] ---**
I would let the world be destroyed!
**[16:03] Bad Guy**
Is Amino-san that essential?
**[16:06] Girl**
M-My body can't create Amino-san on its own!
**[16:11] ---**
So...
**[16:12] Girl**
I'm going to absorb him!
**[16:14] Bad Guy**
No! Never!
**[16:14] Girl**
Eek!
**[16:16] Girl**
No!
**[16:17] ---**
If you do that... If you do that, then...
**[16:20] Girl**
My phenylalanine will valine,
**[16:23] Girl**
and I'll tryptophan!
**[16:29] Koyuki**
*Damn it all!*
**[16:31] Koyuki**
*You two are so stupid!*
**[16:32] Koyuki**
*Forget this!*
**[16:33] ---**
*I'll do it on my own!*
**[16:35] Tsukimiya**
I've got one for the periodic table, too.
**[16:37] Tsukimiya**
Want to see?
**[16:38] Koyuki**
*No!*
**[16:39] Tsukimiya**
Transform! Helium! Lithium! Barium!
**[16:41] Koyuki**
*Calm down. Calm down, Koyuki Seri.*
**[16:44] Koyuki**
*These two are just that type.*
**[16:45] Koyuki**
* They goof around to get their minds*
* off of the test and end up crashing.*
**[16:49] Koyuki**
*I'm different.*
**[16:50] Koyuki**
*I want to concentrate on studying.*
**[16:52] Koyuki**
* If I don't work hard and raise*
* our average score...*
***SIGN*** Special Moves
***SIGN*** Menukoroirya
***SIGN*** Leaving on a journey
***SIGN*** Slice
***SIGN*** Slash
***SIGN*** Chicken Blade
***SIGN*** Thigh Slice
**[16:56] Koyuki**
*Yes, yes. Very cute.*
**[16:58] Koyuki**
*I'm giving up on him.*
**[17:00] Koyuki**
*What about Tsukimiya-kun?*
**[17:02] Tsukimiya**
Man, I'm bored.
**[17:03] Koyuki**
*Then study!*
**[17:04] Tsukimiya**
I mean, I've already learned
everything that'll be on the test.
**[17:09] Koyuki**
*In what fantasy world can you do that?!*
***SIGN*** Home Economics
**[17:11] Koyuki**
*He can't be serious!*
**[17:12] Koyuki**
*There's so much material!*
**[17:13] Koyuki**
*He couldn't have—*
**[17:14] Tsukimiya**
Listen, Seri-kun.
**[17:16] Tsukimiya**
If I read a book once, that's enough
for me to say I've learned it.
**[17:19] Tsukimiya**
Don't you think you're wasting your life
**[17:21] ---**
poring over books instead of spending
your time on the hobbies you love?
***SIGN*** Snap
**[17:27] Koyuki**
*And whose fault is it that I'm wasting my life?!*
**[17:29] Tsukimiya**
So you see...
**[17:31] Tsukimiya**
I can't get my score any higher,
**[17:33] Tsukimiya**
so it's up to the two of you
below me to raise our average.
**[17:36] Tsukimiya**
Okay?
**[17:40] Tsukimiya**
Seri-kun blew up!
**[17:42] Hanadori**
Gestöber, what was that technique?!
**[17:44] Koyuki**
*Today, something within me burst.*
**[17:47] Koyuki**
*Forget it! Time for some escapism of my own!*
**[17:49] Koyuki**
*I reject you both!*
**[17:52] Koyuki**
**Commoner's Village *is so fun...*
**[17:54] Koyuki**
*You make your own town*
**[17:56] ---**
* and spend your days taking it easy,*
* fishing and picking fruit with your friends.*
**[18:02] Koyuki**
This is my idea of paradise.
**[18:04] Koyuki**
My character in the game is the real me,
**[18:07] Koyuki**
and the suffering I'm experiencing
right now is just a bad dream.
***SIGN*** Message sent!
***SIGN*** You've invited a friend to Koyuki Village.
**[18:13] Tsukimiya**
Hey, Seri-kun!
**[18:15] Koyuki**
*I knew he'd show up!*
**[18:17] Koyuki**
*Go study!*
**[18:18] Tsukimiya**
I love this game so much that
I've learned how to mod it.
***SIGN*** A friend has come to play.
**[18:23] Tsukimiya**
Oh, looks like someone's here.
***SIGN*** I'll dig holes to the demon world here, too
***SIGN*** My sealed
***SIGN*** power...
**[18:32] Koyuki**
*Don't tell me!*
**[18:34] Hanadori**
I am the dark god of destruction,
**[18:36] Koyuki**
* You're the only one who would*
* destroy my peaceful in-game life.*
**[18:36] ---**
Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit.
**[18:40] ---**
I will cover this village in dark matter!
**[18:41] Koyuki**
*Catch a clue!*
**[18:42] Tsukimiya**
Hanadori, Seri-kun wants you to catch a clue.
**[18:50] Koyuki**
*That's not what I meant!*
**[18:52] Koyuki**
*Get out of my village, both of you!*
**[18:54] Koyuki**
*Stop digging holes everywhere!*
**[18:55] Hanadori**
Don't push me!
**[18:56] Koyuki**
*It's weird, though...*
**[18:58] ---**
*I thought so before,*
**[19:00] ---**
*but it feels like Tsukimiya-kun...*
**[19:02] Tsukimiya**
Yup.
**[19:03] ---**
I can guess what you're thinking.
**[19:05] Koyuki**
* It feels like you're doing*
* a lot more than guessing!*
**[19:08] Koyuki**
*No, that can't be!*
**[19:10] Koyuki**
* That would mean he knows*
* exactly what bothers me...*
**[19:13] Koyuki**
*And he's doing it anyway!*
**[19:15] Koyuki**
*Crap...*
**[19:17] Koyuki**
* I've gotta hide somewhere*
* he can't connect to me!*
**[19:20] Koyuki**
*What? I can't move...*
**[19:23] Hanadori**
Surprised?
**[19:24] Hanadori**
Behold the dark god's destructive magic...
**[19:27] Hanadori**
Paralysis!
**[19:28] Koyuki**
*It's just a snare!*
**[19:29] Koyuki**
*Ow, ow, ow! Let me go!*
**[19:30] Koyuki**
*Stop working together!*
**[19:32] Koyuki**
*Damn it...*
**[19:33] Tsukimiya**
Seri-kun, sometimes I...
**[19:35] Tsukimiya**
just don't bother worrying
about what you're thinking!
**[19:38] Koyuki**
*You're a real asshole, aren't you?*
**[19:39] Hanadori**
I'll hide somewhere in your village.
**[19:42] Hanadori**
Come find me after I count to ten!
**[19:44] Hanadori**
One, two, three...
**[19:50] Hanadori**
G-Gestöber?
**[19:52] Koyuki**
*I'll destroy his data!*
**[19:54] Hanadori**
No, Gestöber!
**[19:56] Hanadori**
Please, no!
**[19:58] Hanadori**
I worked so hard to get this far!
***SIGN*** Bye!
***SIGN*** Come by again
on our next break!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Hanadori**
Tsukimiya...
**[20:11] (Flashback) Hanadori**
I want to play a game with Gestöber!
***SIGN*** Earn the Muney Money
Handheld: 20,000 yen
"Commoner's Village" game: 5,000 yen
Roughly 25,000 yen
***SIGN*** Supermarket
Smile Store
**[20:26] Hanadori**
*Yes!*
***SIGN*** Pay for the month of June
**[20:28] ---**
*Now I can...*
**[20:29] ---**
*Now I can play a game with Gestöber!*
**[20:33] Koyuki**
Hanadori-kun...
**[20:34] ---**
You wanted to play with me that badly?
**[20:37] Hanadori**
G-Gestöber!
**[20:38] ---**
N-No, it wasn't anything special...
**[20:40] Koyuki**
I'm sorry for everything, Hanadori-kun...
**[20:42] Koyuki**
No, Sturmhut!
**[20:45] Koyuki**
I'll never let you be alone again.
**[20:47] Koyuki**
As Gestöber, the Hierophant of Ice,
**[20:51] ---**
I swear to fight by your side!
**[20:53] Koyuki**
Thank you, Gestöber!
**[20:56] Game**
*Congratulations! Congratulations!*
**[20:58] Game**
*Congratulations!*
**[20:59] Tsukimiya**
That was a great conclusion.
**[21:01] Koyuki**
Why would you make a
disgusting movie like that?!
**[21:04] Tsukimiya**
I'm the one who made it.
**[21:05] Koyuki**
What was with that flashback?
**[21:07] Koyuki**
Why did it feel like scenes from *Slam Dunk*?!
**[21:09] Koyuki**
The dark god of destruction shouldn't
be working part-time jobs!
**[21:14] Teacher**
I'll be taking those.
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[21:19] Teacher**
Okay, I'm returning your tests.
***SIGN*** Seri Koyuki
**[21:22] Koyuki**
*All right! I got a higher score than usual!*
**[21:25] Koyuki**
* As long as those two didn't screw it up,*
* we shouldn't be in last place.*
**[21:28] Tsukimiya**
I got the same score I always do.
**[21:30] Hanadori**
Mine's...
**[21:31] ---**
lower than usual.
**[21:33] Hanadori**
The dark spirits distracted me...
**[21:35] Hanadori**
I'm sorry. I only got an 85!
**[21:38] Teacher**
Oh, Koyuki.
**[21:40] ---**
Lucky you. You don't have
to plan the class trip.
**[21:43] Teacher**
Frankly, Tsukimiya and Hanadori
always get top marks,
**[21:46] Teacher**
so I was hoping they could
give you a bit of a boost.
**[21:49] Teacher**
Guess my plan was a success, huh?
**[21:50] Koyuki**
*I got... the lowest score?*
**[21:54] Teacher**
Koyuki?
**[21:56] Koyuki**
Impossible!
***SIGN*** Rip
**[21:57] Hanadori**
This is my fault!
**[21:59] Hanadori**
You worked so hard, but I...
**[22:02] Koyuki**
Don't try to make me feel better!
**[22:06] Tsukimiya**
Seri-kun,
**[22:07] ---**
scary things can happen when
you underestimate people.
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[22:11] Koyuki**
* Today, Koyuki Seri suffered*
* an unthinkable defeat.*
**[23:25] Hanadori**
Next time on *A Destructive
God Sits Next to Me*, episode 2:
**[23:27] Hanadori**
"Eyes On Me!"
**[23:29] Koyuki**
Hey, we get fifteen seconds for a preview!
**[23:31] Koyuki**
Plug the show!
**[23:32] Hanadori**
Wh-What?
**[23:35] Hanadori**
Miguel, the dark god of destruction,
has taken over this anime!
**[23:38] Koyuki**
Couldn't think of anything to say, huh?
# E2 - Eyes On Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJGGQ5R/eyes-on-me)
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**[00:00] K**
* The antics of my classmate Hanadori*
* Kabuto-kun are endlessly annoying.*
**[00:05] K**
*But I, Koyuki Seri,*
**[00:06] ---**
* have challenged myself to never call*
* him out, no matter what he does.*
**[00:11] K**
* He claims he's the knight of*
* light and darkness, Sturmhut,*
**[00:14] K**
* who reincarnated into this world*
* and battles evil in secret,*
**[00:17] K**
*and when his right eye awakens,*
**[00:18] K**
* he loses control and becomes the dark*
* god of destruction, Miguel Whatever.*
**[00:22] K**
* He just lives out this bizarre*
* adventure in his own head.*
**[00:27] K**
*I was completely humiliated last time,*
**[00:29] K**
*and it's all Hanadori-kun's fault.*
**[00:33] K**
*Somebody, please do something about him...*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Counseling Room
***SIGN*** Delusion 2
**[02:14] T**
Koyuki...
**[02:15] ---**
I'm hungry. Mind if I eat?
**[02:18] K**
Are you that uninterested in hearing
what your students have to say?
**[02:22] T**
Hey, don't doubt your teachers.
**[02:25] K**
Stop chewing already!
**[02:28] T**
Say, Koyuki...
**[02:31] T**
Got any of that stuff? You know...
**[02:33] T**
The stuff you season rice with.
**[02:35] K**
Rice seasoning!
**[02:36] K**
You said it yourself!
Are you doing this on purpose?!
**[02:39] T**
Well? You got any?
**[02:40] K**
Of course I don't have any!
**[02:42] K**
Have you ever had a student here first thing
in the morning with rice seasoning?!
**[02:46] T**
Man, you're sure quick to react.
**[02:49] K**
Because you're not listening!
**[02:51] T**
Now, if only you'd be more
like that with Hanadori...
**[02:56] T**
If you don't get something,
say, "I don't get it!"
**[02:59] T**
If he's being weird, say,
"What's wrong with you?"
**[03:02] T**
That's what we call communication.
**[03:04] K**
I don't want to get involved with him.
**[03:08] K**
But he just won't leave me alone.
**[03:11] K**
Also, I don't yell like that.
**[03:14] T**
Koyuki...
**[03:15] ---**
Have you heard the saying
"birds of a feather"?
**[03:17] K**
I'll destroy you.
**[03:18] T**
"Birds of a feather flock together."
**[03:20] ---**
It means similar people stick together.
**[03:22] K**
I know what it means!
**[03:24] ---**
But I'm nothing like Hanadori-kun!
**[03:27] K**
Why do I have to explain that?!
**[03:29] T**
Hanadori's been like that ever
since the first day of school.
**[03:33] T**
For his class introduction, he said,
**[03:35] T**
"So this is to be my next trial? Not bad."
**[03:39] T**
Or something.
**[03:41] K**
Why didn't you give him detention?
**[03:43] T**
Kids your age all need something
to protect yourselves.
**[03:47] T**
You want to avoid Hanadori because
you're trying to protect something, right?
**[03:55] K**
*Protect something? No.*
**[03:59] (Flashback) H**
Forgive my rudeness earlier, Gestöber.
**[04:01] (Flashback) H**
I can't believe you made it past
my psychic eye, the Hunter Sensor,
**[04:04] (Flashback) ---**
and got behind me.
**[04:07] (Flashback) H**
Your powers are impressive.
**[04:10] (Flashback) H**
The Hierophant of Ice's ability, Stealthy Ninja
Blizzardwalk, is truly a sight to behold.
**[04:16] K**
* My skill's name is so stupid!*
* Why am I a ninja now?*
**[04:20] (Flashback) H**
But it's all clear to me now.
**[04:22] (Flashback) ---**
You have the power to save the world.
**[04:25] (Flashback) H**
Gestöber,
**[04:27] (Flashback) ---**
make a pact with me and
become the light of knights!
**[04:30] K**
* Stop ripping off that phrase!*
* I know I've heard it before!*
**[04:33] K**
*And if you must use it, don't mess with it!*
**[04:35] K**
* What does a Hierophant*
* of Ice even do, anyway?*
**[04:38] K**
* If this were an RPG, I definitely*
* wouldn't be the main character, right?*
**[04:42] (Flashback) H**
You could be my right-hand man.
**[04:44] (Flashback) H**
Don't miss this opportunity.
**[04:46] K**
*I don't know what it is you're selling,*
**[04:48] K**
* but if I buy it, I'll spend the*
* rest of my life paying for it.*
**[04:52] K**
*I'm not getting anywhere, am I?*
**[04:54] K**
*I'll just have to be harsh and push him away.*
**[04:59] (Flashback) K**
You're bothering me.
**[05:01] (Flashback) K**
Never talk to me again.
**[05:05] K**
* If I can make it clear I don't like him,*
* he should get the hint.*
**[05:11] K**
*I don't want to be a jerk, but—*
**[05:13] (Flashback) ---**
Swoon!
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[05:14] K**
*Don't swoon at that!*
**[05:16] (Flashback) T**
Wow, Gestöber.
**[05:18] (Flashback) T**
I knew you had the potential
to change the world.
**[05:20] K**
*It's no use. He's not listening.*
**[05:23] (Flashback) T**
That piercing gaze that
betrays your inner animal...
**[05:26] (Flashback) T**
I can see why they call you "Pointy Icicle."
**[05:29] K**
*Another stupid name!*
**[05:30] K**
*Put some thought into these!*
**[05:32] K**
* That's how Hanadori-kun is,*
* and I still have no idea what he's after.*
**[05:37] K**
*He probably just wants to feel special.*
**[05:43] K**
*And I just don't want to get involved with him.*
**[05:45] ---**
*That's all.*
**[05:47] M**
But why?
**[05:49] ---**
Why don't you want to get
involved with Hanadori-kun?
**[05:52] M**
It's kind of fun!
**[05:53] K**
*That scared me! When did he get here?*
**[05:56] K**
*And how can he read my mind?*
**[05:58] K**
* I don't know if Tsukimiya-kun*
* is Hanadori-kun's friend or what,*
**[06:02] K**
*but I should keep my distance from him, too!*
**[06:05] M**
So why? Why?
**[06:07] M**
Because you'll stand out?
Because you want to focus on school?
**[06:10] K**
Th-Those are good reasons, aren't they?
**[06:13] M**
I see...
**[06:14] M**
Then how did it feel when
you realized that the guy
**[06:18] ---**
you were trying to avoid
hadn't even noticed you?
**[06:22] M**
Well? Well? How did that feel?
**[06:24] K**
*Is he the devil?*
**[06:26] K**
*Stop it! Don't bring that up!*
**[06:26] M**
Huh? Huh? Huh? How'd it feel?
**[06:28] K**
* Hanadori-kun wasn't trying*
* to be mean, but you were!*
**[06:32] M**
You were standing right there in front of him,
**[06:35] M**
and he just completely ignored you!
**[06:37] K**
*I'm experiencing incredible mental distress!*
**[06:40] M**
So, so? How'd it feel?
**[06:42] H**
Hey, Gestöber.
**[06:44] H**
Let's go save the world from a rift.
**[06:48] K**
*Say what?*
**[06:53] ---**
I see. So in this world, you call it
the disciplinary committee?
***SIGN*** Mitoya High School
**[06:57] H**
We have a duty to wipe out
evil wherever we find it...
**[07:01] H**
Plus that.
**[07:02] M**
He just called you "that," Cerberus!
**[07:04] K**
*Why am I here?*
***SIGN*** Disciplinary Committee
**[07:07] H**
The disciplinary committee...
**[07:09] H**
A lapse in the dress code
is a lapse in discipline,
**[07:12] H**
as well as a lapse in morality.
**[07:13] H**
As the knight of light and darkness,
correcting that is my sworn duty.
**[07:18] H**
So be it.
**[07:20] K**
* Hanadori-kun, you break*
* all kinds of school rules.*
**[07:24] K**
*You just wanted to wear the arm band?!*
**[07:32] K**
*Okay, okay... Looking good.*
**[07:35] K**
*I want to get back to class already and study.*
**[07:40] K**
*Problem detected!*
**[07:42] K**
* That's not even close to our uniform,*
* not to mention her boots and bag...*
**[07:46] K**
*I guess we have to say something to her.*
**[07:48] K**
*You do it, Hanadori-kun.*
**[07:53] K**
*The heck? What happened to saving the world?*
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** S c r a t c h S c r a t c h
**[08:11] H**
Oh, right!
**[08:12] ---**
I've gotta go buy food for Cerberus!
**[08:14] K**
*Hey, wait, shy boy!*
**[08:16] K**
* What? The knight of light and darkness*
* can't even talk to a girl?*
**[08:19] K**
*And he's running away?*
**[08:20] ---**
*Just how scared is he?*
**[08:25] H**
No, Cerberus!
**[08:27] H**
If you run out into the street and get hit—
**[08:29] K**
*The knight got hit!*
**[08:32] K**
*Wh-What even happened?*
***SIGN*** Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
**[08:34] K**
*Are you okay, Hanadori-kun?*
**[08:37] G**
Who's this?
**[08:39] G**
Oh, you're that second-year, Hanadori Kabuto.
**[08:41] G**
Was slamming into me
your way of saying hello?
**[08:45] H**
N-No, um...
**[08:46] M**
That's Gorio the Gorilla,
**[08:49] M**
the legendary leader who
brought back the school gang!
**[08:53] K**
*What?*
**[08:54] ---**
*Is everybody in this school like him?*
**[08:57] G**
Is that how the disciplinary
committee greets people now?
***SIGN*** Disciplinary Committee
**[09:00] K**
*He hid it!*
**[09:01] G**
Hey, Hanadori...
Why'd you cover up your arm?
**[09:05] G**
Move your hand.
**[09:08] H**
Just an old wound acting up. That's all.
**[09:12] G**
I've heard about you.
**[09:13] ---**
They say if your eyepatch comes off,
something interesting happens, right?
**[09:18] K**
N-No!
**[09:18] K**
*So he's gotten a reputation...*
**[09:18] ---**
Stop! Stop it! Don't! You can't! Stop!
**[09:20] K**
* But really, something annoying*
* will happen, so just leave it.*
**[09:23] G**
Let's see it!
**[09:33] G**
Are you trying to piss me off?!
**[09:33] K**
*You think you can just hide it with your hand?*
**[09:35] H**
S-Stop!
**[09:36] K**
* Can Miguel Whatever, the dark god*
* of destruction, be stopped so easily?*
**[09:40] K**
*This is ridiculous.*
**[09:41] H**
Unhand me!
**[09:42] ---**
* Hanadori-kun can't even keep*
* his own character straight.*
**[09:45] K**
*And if he can't...*
**[09:46] K**
Don't think you'll get away
with your evil deeds!
**[09:49] K**
*He should just act normal.*
**[09:49] G**
Hey, let me go! I mean it!
**[09:51] ---**
*Then nobody will bug him.*
**[09:52] ---**
*Just apologize and—*
**[09:54] G**
Don't mess with me, Hanadori...
**[09:55] G**
Or I'll send this mutt flying!
**[09:58] H**
Cerberus!
**[09:59] H**
D-Don't do it!
**[10:01] ---**
Don't hurt Cerberus!
**[10:02] H**
He's too important to me!
**[10:05] H**
Just don't hurt him!
**[10:06] ---**
Please, spare him!
**[10:08] H**
Take it out on me instead! Me!
**[10:11] H**
I'll pay you.
**[10:14] K**
Don't try to solve this with money!
**[10:22] K**
I thought you were going
to let him punch you!
**[10:24] K**
Where the hell is Miguel?!
**[10:26] ---**
That money is for Cerberus's food!
**[10:31] H**
Thanks for waking me up.
**[10:33] H**
You truly are as keen and hard as ice,
**[10:37] H**
but your passion burns like frostbite.
**[10:39] H**
You are my truest friend, Gestöber!
**[10:42] K**
*Oh, crap... I blurted that out loud.*
***SIGN*** Counseling Room
**[10:46] T**
Why did you hit Hanadori?
**[10:49] K**
I was just so mad...
**[10:52] K**
*I've gone and done it again.*
**[10:54] K**
* I swore I wouldn't react to him,*
* but I slipped up.*
**[10:58] K**
*In front of everyone, no less...*
**[11:00] T**
Koyuki...
**[11:01] ---**
We often hate people who are too much like us.
**[11:03] K**
Please stop.
**[11:04] T**
You see, sometimes we hate people...
**[11:06] K**
Because if opposites attract,
then like poles repel?
**[11:10] K**
Please stop. It's not like that.
**[11:12] K**
I just want to live a normal life,
but he won't let me—
**[11:15] M**
Seri-kun likes to think of himself as special,
**[11:19] ---**
which is why he says he wants to "be normal."
**[11:21] M**
That's what makes him like Hanadori, I bet.
**[11:25] K**
*How humiliating...*
**[11:27] M**
That's what makes you like Hanadori.
**[11:29] K**
Don't say it twice!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[11:31] K**
* I, Koyuki Seri, haven't just lost to myself*
* over not reacting to Hanadori-kun.*
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[11:35] K**
*Now I've lost to Tsukimiya-kun, too.*
**[11:39] A**
Koyuki!
**[11:41] A**
Got any plans for summer vacation?
**[11:43] K**
Do you?
**[11:44] A**
Me? I'm booked.
**[11:47] A**
Every girl wants to go see fireworks
and hit up the beach for a date, you know?
**[11:51] A**
I'm gonna be so busy! Super busy!
**[11:54] A**
But I know you'll be lonely all by yourself...
***SIGN*** Heart-Pounding Memorial
**[11:57] A**
So here!
**[11:58] A**
You should get a girlfriend, too!
**[12:01] A**
Just kidding!
**[12:03] K**
Haha!
**[12:04] ---**
Have fun trying to get with a 2D girl!
**[12:11] A**
Koyuki's learned to deliver
his insults with a smile...
**[12:14] A**
I thought he'd just hit me
like he usually does.
**[12:17] A**
Did something happen?
**[12:18] T**
You were hoping he'd hit you?
**[12:22] K**
* So much has happened that*
* I felt like a dead man, but...*
**[12:25] (Flashback) Kotoko**
Um, Koyuki-kun, you're
so much more cheerful lately.
**[12:30] (Flashback) Kotoko**
You were hard to approach before
since you always seemed angry...
**[12:33] (Flashback) Kotoko**
But I've always wanted to try talking to you!
**[12:37] K**
*The girl I like, Sumiso Kotoko, said that to me!*
**[12:41] K**
*I can't believe it!*
**[12:45] K**
*Plus, it's almost summer break!*
**[12:47] K**
* Just thinking about how I won't*
* have to see either of them*
**[12:50] K**
*has made my whole world brighter!*
**[12:52] Kotoko**
Koyuki-kun!
**[12:55] ---**
Can I have your phone number?
**[12:57] ---**
Sure!
**[12:58] K**
Here you go.
**[12:59] Kotoko**
I'll send you my number
and my email later, okay?
**[13:02] K**
Sure! Thanks.
**[13:04] Kotoko**
I hope we can do something
over summer break!
**[13:07] A**
Koyuki's playing a real-life dating sim.
**[13:10] A**
When did he set that flag?
**[13:12] T**
By the way, I'm confiscating that.
**[13:16] A**
But I wanted to play games
with Koyuki over summer break!
**[13:19] T**
Fine. You can keep it.
**[13:21] Kotoko**
See you around.
**[13:23] K**
Y-Yeah!
**[13:27] Kotoko**
You're the best, Koyuki-kun!
**[13:27] K**
* Maybe before long, I'll be taller,*
* stronger, and popular with girls.*
***SIGN*** 1,000 yen
***SIGN*** 1,000 yen
**[13:30] Yae**
Yeah!
**[13:31] Yae**
Koyuki-kun, you have such amazing muscles.
**[13:32] K**
* I might even win the lottery*
* with a ticket I never bought.*
**[13:34] Yae**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** (The Plan)
**[13:35] Kotoko**
I'm so in love!
**[13:35] K**
* Ditching Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun*
* makes my life so much better, it's scary!*
**[13:37] ---**
You're so ripped!
***SIGN*** True Success
**[13:40] K**
*True... success!*
**[13:43] K**
*Summer!*
**[13:45] ---**
*The beach!*
**[13:46] ---**
*Fireworks!*
**[13:47] ---**
They're so pretty.
**[13:48] ---**
Yup.
**[13:49] K**
*My high school life is just beginning!*
**[14:08] K**
*No messages yet...*
**[14:10] K**
*Well, it's still the first day of summer break.*
**[14:13] K**
*I'm getting too anxious.*
**[14:16] K**
*Maybe I'll do my homework.*
***SIGN*** Aitsu
***SIGN*** Koyuki, you dummy!
Poophead! Poopybutt!
***SIGN*** July
31st
***SIGN*** August
1st
***SIGN*** August
2nd
***SIGN*** August
3rd
**[14:35] K**
*Still nothing...*
**[14:38] ---**
*I guess I'll just have to wait.*
***SIGN*** Live every detail of your life!
Commoner's Village
**[14:44] K**
*Huh? Did I have this item?*
***SIGN*** Mating Adventure
Super Exciting
Married Wives 24 Hours
**[14:50] K**
*I started playing a game inside the game!*
**[14:53] K**
* And it's not one that belongs*
* in my peaceful village!*
***SIGN*** Which married woman will you choose?
**[14:56] K**
*There are three types of wives, even!*
**[15:00] A**
*You should get a girlfriend, too!*
**[15:03] K**
*I want a girlfriend in real life, damn it!*
**[15:07] K**
* I should've gotten Sumiso-san's*
* number when I had the chance.*
**[15:13] K**
*But the truth is...*
**[15:14] ---**
*I don't really know much about her.*
**[15:18] K**
* Maybe I just thought I liked*
* her because she's cute.*
**[15:23] K**
*Was she just playing me?*
**[15:26] K**
*A number I don't know!*
**[15:27] K**
Y-Yes? Hello?
**[15:29] M**
*Did you think it was your girlfriend?*
**[15:32] M**
Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!
**[15:36] K**
*Your timing is the worst!*
**[15:37] K**
* The only thing I had to look*
* forward to was her calling,*
**[15:40] ---**
*and it turned out to be you!*
**[15:41] M**
*You know, the more you want someone to call,*
**[15:44] ---**
*the less likely it is to happen.*
**[15:46] K**
*Don't converse with me when I'm not talking!*
**[15:49] M**
You're so mean.
**[15:50] M**
I called because I figured the game
I made for you wasn't enough.
**[15:54] K**
*So that game was your doing?*
**[15:56] M**
It's great, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Kitchen
***SIGN*** Food Bath Clothes
***SIGN*** Wife A "Oh, it's almost time for my husband to come home."
**[15:58] M**
It's a steal-your-girl mating game where
**[16:00] ---**
you have lots of fun with married women
while their husbands are away!
**[16:03] K**
*That's disgusting!*
**[16:04] M**
By the way, Seri-kun,
**[16:06] ---**
I'm heading over to Hanadori-kun's place.
**[16:08] M**
*You wanna come?*
***SIGN*** End call
**[16:09] K**
*Hell no!*
**[16:11] K**
* Don't disturb my peace*
* even during summer break!*
**[16:15] K**
*Should I turn off my phone?*
**[16:16] K**
*But then if Sumiso-san calls, I'll miss it...*
**[16:22] M**
*Seri-kun, it's me!*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
***SIGN*** Me and
***SIGN*** my dog
and cat
**[16:23] ---**
* You should spend some time*
* with your friends, too!*
**[16:27] K**
*He even has my email address?*
**[16:29] K**
* Neither you nor Hanadori-kun*
* are my friends, you hear?*
**[16:32] M**
* Just so you know, I got*
* your number from this guy.*
**[16:36] K**
*I'll get him...*
**[16:37] ---**
*I'll get him for this!*
***SIGN*** Sumiso
***SIGN*** Koyuki-kun...
**[16:41] M**
*S-Sumiso-san? Did we swap IDs?*
***SIGN*** Sumiso
***SIGN*** Koyuki-kun...
**[16:45] M**
*Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
***SIGN*** Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!
***SIGN*** Gotcha!
***SIGN*** Did I getcha?
Did I getcha?!
***SIGN*** Sorry!
I meant to do it
***SIGN*** LOL
**[16:50] K**
*I'm blocking this asshole!*
**[16:53] M**
*There, there, Seri-kun.*
**[16:54] ---**
*We're headed to the new shopping mall.*
**[16:57] ---**
*Come if you want.*
**[16:58] ---**
* We can go to a café and talk*
* about your troubled love life.*
**[17:02] K**
* I don't want any romantic advice from*
* a guy who's into other men's wives!*
**[17:08] K**
*I think I just wasted a bunch of energy.*
**[17:10] K**
*I need to cool down.*
**[17:17] Caster**
*As you can see,*
**[17:18] Caster**
*lots of people come to this mall every day.*
**[17:23] K**
*Huh?*
**[17:24] ---**
*That's the new mall, right?*
**[17:26] Caster**
* Here you can see the family amusement*
* park on the roof, which is a big hit!*
**[17:31] K**
*Hanadori-kun?!*
**[17:31] Caster**
*Oh... Isn't he a bit old for that?*
**[17:32] K**
*Wait, that's where they went?*
**[17:34] Caster**
*It's dangerous to stand on that...*
**[17:36] H**
*Television, huh?*
**[17:37] H**
*Perfect.*
**[17:38] ---**
* Carry my warning over*
* the electromagnetic waves.*
**[17:40] Caster**
*Did you bring your little brother here today?*
**[17:43] H**
* I'm out for a walk and doing*
* recon on the enemy base.*
**[17:46] H**
*Listen up, sheeple.*
**[17:47] ---**
*In the basement of this building,*
**[17:49] ---**
*the secret organization Bloodness Darkness is—*
**[17:51] Caster**
* As you can see, it seems he's*
* come up with his own game to play!*
**[17:55] Caster**
*Back to you in the studio.*
**[17:56] K**
*His own game to play?*
**[17:57] K**
*She shut him down hard.*
**[17:59] K**
*I see...*
**[18:00] ---**
*That's one way to deal with it.*
***SIGN*** What happened to
Hanadori after that
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[18:06] Kids**
*Get off, jerk!*
**[18:08] ---**
*M-Miguel...*
**[18:09] Kids**
*Huh? What're you saying?*
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
**[18:11] ---**
*This guy plays too many video games.*
**[18:12] K**
*Tsukimiya-kun, you're killing me...*
**[18:14] K**
*It went down the wrong pipe!*
**[18:18] K**
*Ugh, that sucked.*
***SIGN*** Delete Video Would you like to delete this video?
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[18:21] M**
*Seri-kun!*
**[18:23] ---**
* I bet that soda going down*
* the wrong pipe hurt!*
**[18:25] M**
*You surprised?*
**[18:26] M**
*I know exactly what you're up to.*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[18:29] M**
* I put that soda emoji in my message*
* earlier to subtly manipulate you.*
**[18:34] M**
*Did it work?*
**[18:35] H**
*Well done, my advisor.*
**[18:37] M**
*Now, will you come to Maruyama Café?*
**[18:39] K**
*Scary! Man, he's scary!*
**[18:41] M**
*Hello? Hey, Seri-kun!*
**[18:41] K**
*I'm seriously scared of Tsukimiya-kun!*
**[18:44] K**
*Just how much did he predict?*
**[18:44] K**
*Seri-kun!*
**[18:46] K**
*I'll buy you a soda.*
**[18:46] K**
*They've also left the shopping mall.*
**[18:48] K**
*Maruyama Café is...*
**[18:51] K**
*They're getting closer to my apartment?!*
**[18:51] Both**
Gestöber! Gestöber!
**[18:53] K**
*No way, no how!*
**[18:54] Both**
Gestöber! Gestöber!
**[18:55] K**
*No matter how they threaten me, I'm not going!*
**[18:58] K**
*I know! I'll do my homework!*
**[19:00] K**
* Then I can go out with Sumiso-san*
* if she asks me at the end of the month.*
**[19:03] K**
*I'll increase my stats even on my days off!*
**[19:06] K**
*That's how you win a dating sim!*
***SIGN*** It's me, Tsukimiya-kun.
I'm at Miyao Park now.
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[19:13] K**
*Crap! They really are getting closer!*
**[19:13] Both**
Gestöber! Gestöber!
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[19:16] K**
*What should I do? Run?*
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[19:18] K**
* No... They might be waiting*
* for me at my front door.*
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Come on out. You want some too, right?
**[19:25] K**
*The old man across the street?!*
**[19:27] K**
*I don't want any.*
**[19:28] ---**
*I'm not falling for it.*
***SIGN*** Hanadori got run over LOL
**[19:31] K**
*Hey, that's not funny!*
***SIGN*** Hanadori got run over LOL
**[19:35] K**
*That's right in front of my house!*
**[19:37] K**
*They're really coming here!*
**[19:43] Mom**
Coming!
**[19:43] K**
*Oh, no!*
**[19:44] ---**
*They're breaking through the front?*
**[19:46] K**
Don't open the door, Mom!
**[19:47] K**
*Don't tell me she's going to let them in!*
**[19:48] ---**
Seri, it's—
**[19:49] K**
Leave!
**[19:50] ---**
Don't try to stalk me to get my address!
**[19:52] K**
Cut it out already with...
**[20:00] Kotoko**
U-Um... I'm sorry.
**[20:04] Kotoko**
There's a fireworks show today,
**[20:07] ---**
and... I wanted to go with you...
**[20:09] Kotoko**
I thought you'd be surprised
if I showed up in my yukata...
**[20:13] Kotoko**
But I'm just being a bother, aren't I?
**[20:15] Yae**
I'm sorry!
**[20:16] Yae**
Kotoko!
**[20:16] Mom**
Seri, how could you?
**[20:21] Yae**
You're scum.
**[20:35] M**
*Hey, Seri-kun? What's up? It's pretty late.*
**[20:37] M**
*Oh, us? We're heading home.*
**[20:40] M**
*We had fun, didn't we, Hanadori?*
**[20:43] M**
*Oh, your house?*
**[20:44] ---**
*Oh, yeah. I knew it was around there.*
**[20:48] M**
Why wasn't it you guys at my door?!
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha ha
**[20:52] H**
*Gestöber?*
**[20:53] H**
* Aww. If you'd said something,*
* I would've come over.*
**[20:55] H**
*But I didn't want to impose...*
**[20:58] K**
Liar! You don't know anything
about common courtesy!
**[21:00] K**
Just come over!
**[21:04] K**
*Today I yelled at the wrong person*
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[21:06] K**
*and totally ruined everything forever.*
**[21:09] K**
*I want to die...*
**[22:42] K**
Mom!
**[22:43] ---**
Don't let Tsukimiya-kun anywhere near here!
**[22:45] K**
He's weird!
**[22:46] Mom**
Come, now, Seri-kun. That's no way
to talk about your new father.
**[22:52] K**
Nice to meet you, son!
**[22:55] K**
This is your new stepbrother, Miguel.
**[22:57] K**
He's a dark god of destruction.
**[22:59] K**
I hope you two can be friends.
**[23:01] H**
The power of darkness...
**[23:02] K**
Like hell that's happening!
**[23:04] K**
Dad would never allow this!
**[23:07] Dad**
I'm always at Kabuto-kun's side.
***SIGN*** Dad
**[23:10] Dad**
That's right. Always.
***SIGN*** Dad
**[23:17] K**
What kind of dream was that?!
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
**[23:20] T**
Seri-kun, that's not nice!
**[23:24] T**
Menukoroirya's Adventures
TV Animation Project
by Hanadori
**[23:25] H**
There's something I want to do!
**[23:27] K**
What is it?
**[23:28] H**
Make an anime for my OC.
**[23:30] K**
Is this the little chick from episode 1?
**[23:32] K**
What's it called?
**[23:33] H**
Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia...
**[23:36] ---**
Huh? Gestöber?
**[23:38] H**
Where'd you go?
# E3 - death wish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY4PE5QE6/death-wish)
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**[00:00] T**
Oh, by the way, Koyuki...
***SIGN*** Field Day
**[00:02] T**
Did you turn in your
post-graduation plans survey?
**[00:05] K**
Not yet.
**[00:07] T**
As a first-year, you said you
wanted to go to college, right?
**[00:10] T**
You not sure what to do now?
**[00:12] K**
No, I still want to go to college... It's just...
**[00:15] K**
Well, my parents want me to go to the best
school so I can work for the best company.
**[00:19] K**
You know, the usual stuff.
**[00:21] T**
Your parents?
**[00:22] ---**
What about you?
Nothing you want to do?
**[00:25] K**
What I want?
**[00:26] K**
I want to live in peace, away from any
dark gods and privacy-violating mind readers.
**[00:31] K**
It's not funny!
**[00:33] K**
What does a dark god of destruction even do?
**[00:36] K**
If you, his teacher, can't set him straight,
at least explain that to me!
**[00:40] T**
Whenever Hanadori says
that name, disaster will—
**[00:42] K**
It's already a freaking disaster!
**[00:45] T**
There, there.
**[00:47] T**
It's just what Hanadori wants to do.
**[00:49] T**
What about you?
**[00:50] ---**
If you're still thinking about it,
that means there must be something, right?
**[00:54] T**
There... might be something... sorta, kinda...
**[00:59] K**
But it seems like it would be pretty tough...
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Delusion 3
**[02:39] Girls**
Hanadori-kun, the paint...
**[02:41] Girls**
You okay?
**[02:43] Girls**
Oh, no! Our poster!
**[02:45] H**
Damnation!
**[02:46] ---**
Dark forces are working against me!
**[02:48] H**
They're trying to break my seal!
**[02:50] H**
What terrible strength!
**[02:52] U**
Just apologize, Hanadori.
**[02:55] H**
So it's time to release the
power of my left hand, is it?
**[02:58] H**
Very well...
**[02:59] U**
You're shaking, Hanadori.
**[03:02] U**
Was that glove expensive?
**[03:03] U**
Better go wash it off.
**[03:05] Student**
Sensei, we don't have enough paint.
**[03:07] T**
I guess we'll have to send
someone to buy more.
**[03:10] Student**
But we don't have the budget left.
**[03:12] T**
What? Seriously?
**[03:13] Student**
Please buy it for us, Sensei.
**[03:16] T**
What?
**[03:17] T**
Sheesh... Just this once, all right?
**[03:17] K**
*Yeah, it seems pretty rough.*
**[03:22] K**
* I have enough to worry about*
* in my own life right now.*
**[03:26] K**
*I don't have time to worry about the future.*
**[03:29] K**
*You can't wash out paint with soap!*
**[03:34] K**
*Oh, man... This is infuriating.*
**[03:37] ---**
*I'm not getting involv—*
**[03:38] S**
Senpai?
**[03:39] ---**
You're Miguel-senpai,
the dark god of destruction, right?
**[03:43] S**
I'm a first-year. No...
**[03:45] ---**
You might recognize me as your rival
from the deadly battles of yore.
**[03:50] S**
I am Helius.
**[03:51] S**
In this world, I go by Kimiya Hibiki.
**[03:54] S**
A pleasure to meet you.
**[03:59] H**
Hey! Just who are you?!
How do you know about Mig—
**[04:01] S**
Wait, Senpai!
**[04:03] ---**
Listen to me!
**[04:12] S**
Have I committed another sin?
**[04:15] U**
Hey, what are you guys doing?
**[04:17] U**
Playing dead?
**[04:20] K**
*Huh? Where am I?*
**[04:23] K**
*What happened to me?*
**[04:26] K**
*What's going on?*
**[04:27] ---**
*The back of my head really hurts!*
**[04:29] K**
*I can't remember...*
**[04:31] S**
I'm honored to meet you again
in this life, Miguel-senpai.
**[04:36] K**
*That's right.*
**[04:37] ---**
*I ran into yet another weirdo, and...*
**[04:40] S**
Do you remember me?
**[04:41] S**
I'm No. 02 of the four dark
gods of destruction, Helius!
**[04:46] S**
I knew it was you at first glance.
**[04:48] ---**
You have the aura of a man
bearing a great destiny!
**[04:51] S**
You're Miguel-senpai,
**[04:52] ---**
the man I haven't forgotten for a
single day over these long millennia!
**[04:56] K**
*Liar!*
**[04:56] ---**
*You thought I was Miguel.*
**[04:58] K**
* I remember because it*
* was just that insulting!*
**[05:01] K**
*What's this guy's deal?*
**[05:03] K**
*The four dark gods of destruction?*
**[05:05] K**
*He's not one of Hanadori-kun's LARPer buddies?*
**[05:07] U**
Oh, you're up, Seri-kun?
**[05:10] S**
Oh, Gestöber-senpai!
**[05:11] S**
I apologize for earlier.
**[05:13] K**
*Gestöber-senpai?!*
**[05:14] K**
*Stop it! I'm not one of you!*
**[05:16] S**
This brings back so many memories, doesn't it?
**[05:19] K**
*Not for me.*
**[05:21] S**
Miguel-senpai always had charisma,
**[05:21] K**
*Who* is *this guy?*
**[05:22] K**
*And what's he dressed as? A cockroach?*
**[05:24] ---**
but his dark aura is even stronger now.
**[05:24] K**
* He's got some weird replica*
* weapon, too! What's his deal?*
**[05:27] K**
*Are you guys in the same weird club?*
**[05:28] K**
*The "dark gods of destruction" group?*
**[05:30] U**
Seri-kun, I'll introduce you.
**[05:32] U**
Helius, a.k.a. Hibiki-kun,
**[05:33] ---**
is a former comrade of Hanadori's
who heard the rumors about him.
**[05:37] U**
He lost his power when he
was reincarnated this time,
**[05:39] U**
so now he wants to serve Miguel again
**[05:41] U**
and lead this world to an even better end!
**[05:44] K**
*He's a global menace, then!*
**[05:47] S**
Miguel-senpai, the enemy is
getting stronger by the day.
**[05:52] S**
It's time for dark god of destruction
No. 01 to use his power!
**[05:56] K**
* Wait, this is the first time Hanadori-kun's*
* had someone he can really talk to.*
**[06:00] K**
*It's a miracle, Hanadori-kun!*
**[06:01] K**
*He can be your friend!*
**[06:03] K**
*I'll be cheering you on!*
**[06:04] K**
*I'm not sure what that specifically entails,*
**[06:06] ---**
*but I'm cheering for you!*
**[06:08] K**
*So please leave me alone!*
**[06:10] S**
Please, Miguel-senpai.
**[06:12] U**
*I'm begging you, too!*
**[06:14] H**
I'm sorry.
**[06:15] K**
*He refused!*
**[06:16] K**
*Why?!*
**[06:17] ---**
*What's wrong with you, Hanadori-kun?!*
**[06:18] K**
*You may never get another chance like this!*
**[06:21] H**
Gestöber, this weirdo won't leave me alone.
**[06:25] K**
* You mean like the way*
* you won't leave me alone?*
**[06:28] K**
*Why are you so shy all of a sudden?*
**[06:29] K**
*He's a dark god of destruction! Your favorite!*
**[06:32] K**
*Now go and say hello!*
**[06:34] S**
No...
**[06:35] ---**
Miguel-senpai...
**[06:38] S**
Gestöber-senpai,
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[06:40] ---**
why are you getting in our way?
**[06:41] S**
Are you my enemy?
**[06:43] K**
*This is beyond a false accusation!*
**[06:45] K**
*You're mistaken.*
**[06:47] ---**
*I'm just a random villager!*
**[06:49] S**
Why?
**[06:50] ---**
Why does everyone get in my way?
**[06:53] S**
Why doesn't anyone understand me?!
**[06:56] K**
*He's scary!*
**[06:58] Yae**
Sensei?
**[07:02] Yae**
Sorry to bother you.
**[07:05] U**
What are you doing?
**[07:08] S**
Nothing, really...
**[07:09] ---**
Just meditating, Tsukimiya-senpai.
**[07:13] U**
Oh, it's the school secretary!
**[07:18] U**
So many people came
into the room, Hibiki-kun!
**[07:21] K**
*Give him a break.*
**[07:22] T**
Huh?
**[07:23] ---**
Where did the trio go?
**[07:25] Students**
No idea. They disappeared.
**[07:27] Students**
But this'll go faster now, so we're better off.
**[07:30] S**
I'm like a crow or a black cat...
**[07:33] S**
An ill omen for those around me.
**[07:35] U**
Are we talking about Kimiya Hibiki-kun here?
**[07:38] U**
Not Helius?
**[07:39] S**
Yes...
**[07:41] K**
*I want to go home.*
**[07:42] K**
*But my head hurts and I don't want to move.*
***SIGN*** Ache
***SIGN*** Ache
***SIGN*** Ache
**[07:44] S**
I bring disaster to those
around me for some reason.
**[07:48] S**
I get pooped and peed on by animals
as much as the average toilet,
**[07:52] S**
and sudden rain clouds follow me around,
**[07:55] S**
and I live on the only block
that Santa doesn't visit!
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mom**
Santa doesn't stop here.
**[07:59] K**
*I guess that's his family's policy?*
**[08:01] S**
I'm not a kid detective, yet I'm always
running into terrible crimes.
**[08:05] S**
So they call me the grim reaper,
**[08:07] ---**
and everyone avoids me.
**[08:09] K**
*Yeah, I want to avoid you, too.*
**[08:11] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[08:12] S**
I'm worried about the upcoming field day, too.
**[08:15] S**
Any team I'm on always loses.
**[08:18] ---**
I'm scared of what people will think.
**[08:19] S**
I don't want to get on someone's bad side
**[08:21] S**
and end up surrounded by
men in black suits again...
**[08:24] K**
*What happened to you?*
**[08:25] S**
Why am I the only one this happens to?
**[08:28] S**
No... No!
**[08:30] S**
I'm just different from the rest!
**[08:31] ---**
I've got a special talent! That's all!
**[08:33] K**
*You got over that fast, huh?*
**[08:36] S**
It was bad enough before,
**[08:38] ---**
but once I assumed this identity,
I was treated even more like a weirdo.
**[08:41] K**
*No kidding.*
**[08:42] S**
Then I heard that the dark god of destruction,
Miguel, was in the grade above me,
**[08:47] S**
and I decided I wanted to be like him.
**[08:49] S**
What would it be like, I asked myself,
if I could live without fear
**[08:52] ---**
of what others thought?
**[08:54] K**
*Are you making fun of him?*
**[08:56] S**
So...
**[08:58] S**
M-Miguel-senpa—
**[09:00] H**
Does what you want
**[09:01] ---**
mean so little that you're willing to
give it up because you're worried
**[09:05] ---**
about what other people
will think or say about you?
**[09:08] H**
If it is, then it's better that you quit.
**[09:11] H**
But if you're willing to suffer
**[09:12] ---**
and be laughed at for it, tell me now!
**[09:15] H**
What is it you want?
**[09:22] H**
You're Grim Reaper Helius, aren't you?
**[09:24] K**
*You're calling him that, too?!*
**[09:30] U**
If there's something you want
to do, you should do it.
**[09:33] U**
It's important to think that
there's a talent only you have.
**[09:37] K**
*What "talent" does a grim reaper have?*
**[09:39] U**
People might make fun of you for
caring so much about what you do,
**[09:43] U**
but they're just people who don't
do anything themselves.
**[09:47] U**
You shouldn't let it bother you.
**[09:49] S**
Tsukimiya-senpai...
**[09:52] U**
Yup... so just... believe...
in your special talent...
**[09:59] K**
* Tsukimiya-kun's making fun of*
* him more than anyone else!*
**[10:02] S**
Miguel-senpai, Tsukimiya-senpai,
**[10:04] ---**
I'm going to live as Helius the rest of my life!
**[10:06] K**
*Huh?*
**[10:07] ---**
*This seems like a happy ending,*
**[10:08] K**
* but they're talking about a fictional*
* character he made up, right?*
**[10:12] H**
I'm finally seeing what's going on here.
**[10:14] H**
The grim reaper was pretending to
be a dark god of destruction, huh?
**[10:17] H**
The only dark god of destruction anyone
needs is the one sealed by Sturmhut, Miguel!
**[10:23] H**
There sure as heck aren't four of us!
**[10:25] S**
Yes, you're very cool!
**[10:27] H**
Thanks.
**[10:28] K**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[10:30] K**
* Hanadori-kun just didn't like this stuff about*
* four gods that wasn't part of his own fantasy.*
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[10:36] K**
*I don't give a crap!*
**[10:39] K**
*But, weirdly,*
**[10:41] ---**
* it felt a little like Hanadori-kun*
* was lecturing me.*
***SIGN*** Future Plans Survey
***SIGN*** Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** First Choice Second Choice Third Choice
**[10:44] K**
*It was really frustrating.*
**[10:48] K**
*What about me?*
**[10:50] ---**
*Does it mean so little to me?*
**[10:52] Student**
That's one done!
**[10:56] K**
Hanadori-kun.
**[10:58] ---**
Here.
**[10:59] K**
Paint remover.
**[11:00] ---**
I got it from the janitor's office.
**[11:02] K**
It might bleach your glove a bit, though.
**[11:06] H**
G-Gestöber!
**[11:08] K**
If you're gonna cause trouble
for everyone by goofing off,
**[11:10] ---**
you should at least apologize!
**[11:12] K**
Apologize first!
**[11:13] ---**
Say, "I'm sorry for spilling paint!"
**[11:16] K**
I'll apologize for slacking off
instead of working, too.
**[11:19] S**
Oh, are your decorations done, Senpai?
**[11:22] S**
My class is coming along just—
**[11:26] ---**
*Wait...*
**[11:27] K**
*You can't be serious!*
**[11:30] K**
*Nice catch!*
**[11:33] K**
*That's fresh paint, fool!*
**[11:38] K**
*I'll never forget*
**[11:39] ---**
* how my classmates looked like they*
* were looking at a pile of garbage...*
**[11:42] K**
* or that the grim reaper and god of*
* destruction are just walking jinxes!*
**[11:50] K**
*I'm never getting involved with them again!*
**[11:52] S**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[11:56] T**
Hey, do I need to go buy more paint?
**[12:00] U**
Must be tough being a teacher.
**[12:02] T**
Sure is.
**[12:06] T**
But, well...
***SIGN*** Future Plans Survey
***SIGN*** Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** First Choice Where's the best place to go to be a teacher?
Second Choice X University
Y University
**[12:08] ---**
It's not all bad.
***SIGN*** Go, Red Team!
**[12:13] T**
Tomorrow is finally field day!
**[12:16] T**
Red team, let's win this!
**[12:18] ---**
Yay.
**[12:19] H**
*The time has come, Gestöber!*
**[12:20] Teacher**
What's wrong, guys?
**[12:21] ---**
You don't sound excited. Say, "Yeah!"
**[12:22] K**
* I don't care about beating*
* the blue or white teams...*
**[12:24] Students**
No, we're just not as excited as you.
**[12:26] ---**
* I want to defeat this guy:*
* Hanadori Kabuto!*
**[12:27] Teacher**
What?
**[12:31] K**
* I've racked up nothing but*
* losses across the board.*
**[12:40] K**
*I swore I'd never call out his antics,*
**[12:43] K**
*but I still end up doing it every single time.*
**[12:55] K**
*It's humiliating!*
**[12:56] T**
What's wrong, Koyuki? Did you
eat something weird for lunch?
**[12:59] K**
* I won't react to anything*
* Hanadori-kun does anymore!*
**[13:03] K**
*I won't say a damn word!*
**[13:07] K**
*Then, on field day...*
**[13:16] H**
Go! Go!
**[13:20] ---**
Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
**[13:22] H**
Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
**[13:25] H**
Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
**[13:26] K**
*That's so hard to say.*
**[13:27] K**
*Just say "red team"!*
**[13:28] S**
Wow, the red team is doing great.
**[13:32] S**
Thanks to you, Miguel-senpai,
**[13:34] ---**
the red team can still win
even with me on it.
**[13:36] U**
We're not winning, though.
**[13:38] H**
Of course.
**[13:39] ---**
I'm personally providing encouragement.
**[13:41] U**
We're not winning, though!
**[13:42] K**
*Tsukimiya-kun...*
**[13:44] K**
I'm so happy.
**[13:45] K**
Working together with everyone
**[13:47] ---**
has taught me how much fun field day can be!
**[13:50] K**
Go for it, red team! Go for it!
**[13:58] K**
*You should've expected that.*
**[14:01] S**
Everyone treats me like an outcast.
**[14:04] S**
If this is the destiny the
grim reaper is born to bear,
**[14:07] S**
I shall accept it.
**[14:09] S**
It really hurts, though, Miguel-senpai!
**[14:12] S**
Why do I have to be normal for
people to want to hang out with me?
**[14:15] H**
Helius!
**[14:16] K**
* Because they get hurt otherwise—*
* in more ways than one.*
**[14:19] Gorio**
Hey, Hanadori.
**[14:21] Gorio**
That's my jacket.
**[14:23] ---**
Why are you wearing it?
**[14:26] H**
Gori-Gorio!
**[14:27] Gorio**
Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?!
**[14:30] H**
That explains why this jacket is gorilla-sized.
**[14:33] ---**
Take it off, punk!
**[14:34] Gorio**
Let go, Iron Primate!
**[14:35] Gorio**
Take it off! Take it off!
**[14:36] Gorio**
You don't have the right to wear this jacket,
**[14:39] ---**
the Robe of the Hell-Class Criminal!
**[14:40] K**
*You need the right to wear that?*
**[14:44] K**
He took my clothes!
**[14:46] S**
Miguel-senpai...
**[14:47] K**
*So they're the same even on field day?*
**[14:49] K**
*I'm amazed they never get bored.*
**[14:51] U**
Neither do you.
**[14:52] U**
You keep whining, but you just
can't leave them alone.
**[14:55] U**
It's a talent, in a way.
**[14:57] K**
* It's nothing compared to your*
* talent for reading minds.*
**[15:03] U**
Could you tell I was making fun of you?
**[15:05] K**
*I'll kill you.*
**[15:06] U**
Now, calm down.
**[15:07] ---**
I have good news for the boy who
can't stop thinking about Hanadori.
***SIGN*** Mitoya High
53rd Annual Field Day
Program
**[15:10] K**
*Don't say it like that.*
**[15:12] U**
Today, you get to see Hanadori-kun,
the boy who can't talk to girls,
**[15:15] U**
and Hibiki-kun, the boy who
shows off but is scared of people,
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Shiver
**[15:18] U**
folk dance with girls!
**[15:20] K**
*You're really nasty.*
**[15:22] U**
Will Hanadori be okay?
**[15:23] U**
Can he hold her hand?
**[15:25] U**
Oh, I know you're not much better, Seri-kun.
**[15:29] K**
*I swear I'll kill you.*
**[15:32] S**
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine...
**[15:35] H**
It's fine, Helius.
**[15:36] ---**
Just act like you normally do!
**[15:39] S**
Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine.
**[15:41] K**
*He doesn't look fine...*
**[15:42] S**
May I please have this dance?
**[15:44] Girl**
Sure, let's dance!
**[15:45] Girl**
Are you a first-year?
**[15:46] S**
Y-Yes...
**[15:47] Girl**
You're cute!
**[15:48] Girl**
I'm two years older than you,
so I'll show you how it's done, okay?
**[15:52] S**
*Act like I normally do...*
**[15:54] S**
Be careful, miss.
**[15:57] S**
I'm Helius the grim reaper.
I bring bad luck—
**[16:04] Students**
What?
**[16:05] ---**
What did he say he was?
**[16:06] Students**
He caught bird poop...
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe he's the grim poop-catcher?
**[16:14] S**
I knew I couldn't do it!
**[16:15] K**
*Hibiki-kun, stop waving that scythe around.*
**[16:18] K**
*Your luck is as bad as you said,*
**[16:21] K**
* but it feels less like you run into trouble*
* and more like you cause it.*
**[16:25] K**
*Wait, someone else is holding things up...*
**[16:27] ---**
*And of course it's you!*
**[16:30] Girl**
Um, can you hurry it up?
**[16:33] H**
How dare you speak that way
to Miguel, the dark god?
**[16:37] Girl**
What did you say?
**[16:38] Girl**
You were mumbling too much for me to hear.
**[16:38] K**
*What are you doing, Hanadori-kun?*
**[16:41] K**
*Now's the time to pretend to be Miguel.*
**[16:45] K**
*Wait, why do I have to worry about him?*
**[16:48] K**
*He's not my friend.*
**[16:51] K**
*And some humiliation might cool his jets.*
**[16:53] H**
You there, girl!
**[16:55] H**
Don't underestimate Miguel,
the dark god of destruction!
***SIGN*** Shloop
**[17:05] H**
*S-Sweat?*
**[17:07] H**
*Was all that slick stuff sweat?*
**[17:10] Girl**
Crap.
**[17:11] ---**
I got dark god of destruction juice on me.
**[17:14] Girl**
My hand will be darkly destroyed!
**[17:20] K**
*H-Hanadori-kun!*
**[17:21] K**
*I-I-It's okay, Hanadori-kun!*
**[17:23] K**
*You were just too nervous!*
**[17:25] K**
*I'm sure everyone will understand someday...*
**[17:27] ---**
*Tsukimiya, you ass!*
**[17:30] K**
*I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun.*
**[17:31] K**
* I said you could use some humiliation,*
* but that was too much.*
**[17:34] S**
Miguel-senpai.
**[17:36] H**
Oh, Helius.
**[17:38] H**
Are you okay?
**[17:39] S**
Y-Yes.
**[17:41] ---**
But when I held out my hand,
bird poop fell on it...
**[17:45] H**
Helius!
**[17:47] S**
But...
**[17:47] S**
The girl I was paired up with wiped
my hand off with her handkerchief!
**[17:49] S**
Are you okay? Here, give me your hand.
**[17:51] S**
You can stay true to yourself and some
people will still accept you after all.
**[17:55] S**
You were right, Miguel-senpai!
**[17:59] K**
* Hibiki-kun, you just pushed*
* a man on the edge of a cliff...*
**[18:02] U**
Don't sweat it, Hanadori.
**[18:03] U**
Just because someone you
thought was below you on
**[18:06] ---**
the totem pole surpassed
you to find happiness
**[18:08] U**
is no reason to get all depressed!
**[18:10] K**
*How deep are you gonna dig into him?!*
**[18:12] ---**
*You'll put a hole in him!*
**[18:13] K**
*Oh, no.*
**[18:14] ---**
*I can see the light in his eyes fading.*
**[18:17] K**
* He'll probably be afraid of women*
* for the rest of his life...*
**[18:20] K**
*I can see it...*
**[18:21] ---**
* I can see him at a psychiatrist*
* a decade or two from now.*
**[18:25] H**
Someone out there will accept me! I know it!
**[18:29] K**
*If that happened, I'd cry, too.*
**[18:34] U**
Could it be?!
**[18:36] U**
Hanadori-kun's awkwardness around
women has turned into raw fear
**[18:40] ---**
and combined with his rejection into
a powerful mix of love and hatred!
**[18:44] K**
*Brutal...*
**[18:46] U**
Hanadori!
**[18:46] S**
Miguel-senpai!
**[18:47] U**
Let's go after him!
***SIGN*** Glee
***SIGN*** Glee
***SIGN*** Glee
***SIGN*** Glee
**[18:49] U**
Something terrible will happen
if Miguel goes out of control!
**[18:51] S**
Right!
**[18:52] K**
*Don't get so excited!*
**[18:53] K**
*Just let him go!*
**[18:54] K**
*He's just going to cry in the bathroom.*
**[18:56] Announcer**
* It's time for a final performance*
* from each team.*
**[19:00] Announcer**
Here's Gori-Gorio-kun,
the leader of the red team!
**[19:02] Gorio**
Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?!
**[19:04] Gorio**
Don't laugh.
**[19:07] U**
Wait, Miguel!
**[19:08] ---**
No, Sturmhut!
**[19:10] U**
You've always tried to suppress Miguel!
**[19:13] U**
But the stronger your desire to suppress him,
the stronger his resistance!
**[19:17] U**
Right?!
**[19:18] S**
Miguel-senpai!
**[19:22] U**
Unleash Miguel's emotion!
**[19:27] U**
A cry from your soul!
**[19:30] H**
I am Miguel, the dark god of destruction!
**[19:34] H**
I shall share this hellish pain
with all of humanity!
**[19:45] K**
*Don't cheer.*
**[19:50] Girl**
What was that about?
**[19:54] H**
Your murderous desires are still too strong...
**[19:59] H**
The dark god of destruction is
starting to take over this school.
**[20:03] H**
There's no time for excitement!
**[20:05] H**
*Gestöber, come back to us!*
**[20:08] H**
*A new battle is about to begin!*
**[20:11] H**
*Steel yourself!*
**[20:12] U**
*Yay! You watching, Seri-kun?*
**[20:14] S**
*Gestöber-senpai, get well soon!*
**[20:17] S**
*And here's your lunch for today!*
***SIGN*** FRIENDS
**[20:20] S**
*I had your mom make it for you.*
**[20:24] H**
*Friends forever!*
**[20:26] U**
*Isn't that nice, Hanadori?*
**[20:27] T**
*I did the camerawork!*
**[20:29] T**
*Can you see me?*
**[20:31] U**
And that's how field day went.
**[20:34] U**
Was it fun to watch?
**[20:40] K**
Why am I yelling at a screen when
I was lucky enough to get sick today?!
**[20:45] K**
What kind of ending was that?!
**[20:46] ---**
I feel stupid for worrying—
**[20:49] H**
Gestöber, I didn't know you cared so much...
**[20:51] U**
Okay, old man. Back to bed with you.
**[20:54] K**
I *wanted* to stay in bed,
and you guys barged in here!
**[20:59] K**
*Even when home sick, I, Koyuki Seri,*
**[20:59] Tsukimiya**
But you said we could come before.
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:02] ---**
What's wrong, Gestöber-senpai?
**[21:02] ---**
*can't win the battle to keep from yelling.*
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:03] Tsukimiya**
You did eat dinner last night,
didn't you, old man?
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:05] K**
I'll get you when I'm feeling bett—
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[22:41] K**
* Tsukimiya-kun always talks*
* about married women,*
**[22:44] K**
* but I wonder if he really*
* does anything with them.*
**[22:47] K**
* He's crazy. What if they were*
* married to some really scary guy?*
**[22:52] U**
Come now, Seri-kun! Do you
really think of me that way?
**[22:55] U**
It's just a thing boys my age do. You know...
**[22:58] ---**
"I don't care about girls my age.
**[22:59] ---**
A hot guy like me needs
older, married women!"
**[23:02] ---**
It's just one of those things
guys say to sound cool.
**[23:06] K**
*So he's admitting it?*
**[23:08] U**
You follow?
**[23:11] K**
*Don't take my food.*
***SIGN*** Seri's Mom
**[23:13] Mom**
*I was really proud of the lunch I made today.*
**[23:16] ---**
*Did Seri like it?*
**[23:19] U**
I got a message from your mom!
She's so cute! I'm out!
**[23:22] K**
Hold it right there, damn it!
**[23:25] H**
Help me, Gestöber!
**[23:27] K**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[23:28] H**
The character designer and
chief animation director are gone!
**[23:31] K**
We're still running with that?
**[23:33] H**
I'll just have to summon
the servants of darkness!
**[23:35] K**
Oh, fine! I'll help you, okay?
# E4 - Travel Rock
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVDV9Z4Y/travel-rock)
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**[00:02] Koyuki**
*Do you remember that summer day?*
**[00:06] Koyuki**
* I was pushed to the brink by the phantoms*
* of Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun,*
**[00:09] Koyuki**
* and suddenly a girl from school showed up*
* in a yukata to invite me to go see fireworks.*
**[00:14] Koyuki**
* The day I ruined the best thing*
* that's ever happened to me.*
***SIGN*** Class Trip Outline
***SIGN*** Let's have fun!
**[00:19] Koyuki**
* I still haven't had the chance*
* or the courage to apologize...*
**[00:22] Koyuki**
* But now, during the biggest*
* event of the school year,*
**[00:24] ---**
*I'm ready to go for it!*
**[00:27] U**
Hey, Hanadori!
**[00:28] U**
They say nobody really knows
exactly how it is that planes can fly.
**[00:33] Hanadori**
What...?
**[00:35] Hanadori**
An evil power approaches!
**[00:38] Hanadori**
Let me go!
**[00:39] ---**
Let me go right now!
**[00:40] Koyuki**
*Battle your own sense of self-control, Miguel.*
**[00:44] U**
We haven't even taken off yet!
**[00:46] Hanadori**
G-Gestöber!
**[00:48] Hanadori**
Can I hold your hand?
The darkness is going to devour me!
**[00:51] Koyuki**
*Hell no, you creepy weirdo!*
**[00:58] Hanadori**
It's so fast!
**[01:00] Hanadori**
No!
**[01:02] Koyuki**
*Shut up already!*
**[01:03] Stewardess**
Are you okay, young man?
**[01:05] U**
He's fine.
**[01:07] ---**
He's just got dark god of destruction sickness.
**[01:10] U**
Also, here's my phone number.
**[01:12] Koyuki**
*Our three-day, two-night class trip...*
**[01:15] Hanadori**
Gestöber, look!
**[01:17] ---**
An amusement park!
**[01:19] Hanadori**
The masses are so easily amused, aren't they?
**[01:22] Koyuki**
*What are you so excited about?*
**[01:25] Koyuki**
*First, I need to lose these two.*
**[01:27] ---**
*I don't want to be interrupted.*
**[01:29] Koyuki**
*I'm putting my plan into action today!*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Delusion 4
**[03:04] Koyuki**
*I'll go over the plan one more time.*
**[03:07] Koyuki**
*First:*
**[03:07] Kotoko**
Where should we start?
**[03:08] ---**
*My target is Sumiso Kotoko-san from Class 4.*
**[03:09] Yae**
Wherever you want.
**[03:11] Koyuki**
* She's always hanging out*
* with her friend Yae-san.*
**[03:12] ---**
Any ideas?
**[03:14] Koyuki**
* I have to keep her in my sights to make*
* sure I get a chance to talk to her.*
**[03:18] Yae**
What are you staring at?
**[03:20] Koyuki**
I-I'm sorry.
**[03:22] Yae**
Let's go, Kotoko.
**[03:24] Kotoko**
O-Okay...
**[03:25] Koyuki**
*Second...*
**[03:26] ---**
*They're avoiding me.*
**[03:28] ---**
*Especially Yae-san.*
**[03:30] Koyuki**
*Third:*
**[03:31] ---**
* Everyone's on cloud nine because*
* we're at the amusement park.*
**[03:35] Koyuki**
* It's the perfect opportunity for me*
* to explain myself and apologize.*
**[03:38] Koyuki**
* And if it works out,*
* we can eat churros together!*
**[03:42] Kotoko**
I was just thinking I should talk to you today.
**[03:47] U**
That's simultaneously optimistic,
shallow, and calculating, Seri-kun!
**[03:50] Koyuki**
*Dreams belong to those who dream them.*
**[03:52] ---**
Smooth.
**[03:53] Koyuki**
*Leave me alone.*
**[03:54] Koyuki**
*Fourth:*
**[03:55] ---**
*I need to ditch Hanadori and Tsukimiya,*
**[03:58] ---**
* and catch Sumiso-san without*
* Yae-san so I can talk to her.*
**[03:59] ---**
I'm gonna hit up the restroom.
**[04:01] Kotoko**
Okay, I'll be waiting.
**[04:02] Tsukimiya**
So you're going to stalk her.
**[04:04] Koyuki**
*No, not stalk.*
**[04:06] Tsukimiya**
But why are you in such a hurry all of a sudden?
**[04:09] Koyuki**
*Well...*
**[04:10] Tsukimiya**
I bet you heard someone saying
she was cute before the class trip
**[04:10] (Flashback) Boy**
Sumiso-san's so cute.
**[04:12] (Flashback) ---**
Maybe I'll ask her out.
**[04:15] ---**
and panicked, didn't you?
**[04:17] Koyuki**
*If you know the answer, then don't ask!*
**[04:21] Koyuki**
*How were you able to hear my entire plan?!*
**[04:24] Tsukimiya**
What? You're so slow, Seri-kun.
**[04:27] ---**
Turns out you're a little dense, too, huh?
**[04:29] Koyuki**
* I'm just so used to you*
* being able to read my mind.*
**[04:34] Tsukimiya**
Besides, Seri-kun...
**[04:36] ---**
After everything you've seen,
if you really think you could get rid of me,
**[04:40] Tsukimiya**
you really are dense.
**[04:42] Koyuki**
*Please don't call me dense.*
**[04:45] Tsukimiya**
What happened that day
was partially our fault,
**[04:48] ---**
and I do feel bad.
**[04:50] Tsukimiya**
So don't take this all on yourself.
**[04:54] Tsukimiya**
You can count on me!
**[04:57] Tsukimiya**
Their schedules,
**[04:58] Tsukimiya**
I'm gonna spin it hard!
**[04:59] ---**
when they're getting on rides,
**[04:59] ---**
This is fun!
**[05:01] ---**
Wow, this looks yummy!
**[05:01] ---**
when they'll hit the restroom,
when they'll get hungry...
**[05:03] Tsukimiya**
Even memories from their past lives!
I'll tell you anything you want to know.
**[05:08] Koyuki**
*Are you God?!*
**[05:10] Koyuki**
*No, I don't believe him for a minute.*
**[05:12] Koyuki**
*He's definitely planning something!*
**[05:14] Koyuki**
*I bet he'll start charging me halfway through!*
**[05:16] Hanadori**
Don't worry, Gestöber.
**[05:20] Hanadori**
No matter who it is you're fighting...
**[05:22] Hanadori**
With me by your side, there's nothing to fear.
**[05:25] Hanadori**
Because I hold the world in my very hand!
**[05:30] Hanadori**
Huh?
**[05:31] Hanadori**
Am I doing this right?
**[05:32] Koyuki**
* You're getting too excited,*
* dark god of destruction.*
**[05:32] Koyuki**
Look!
**[05:34] Tsukimiya**
Okay, let's head this way first.
**[05:35] Tsukimiya**
Wait...
**[05:37] ---**
Hey, wait a—
**[05:41] Yae**
What are you guys doing here?
**[05:43] Clerk**
Enjoy the ride!
**[05:46] Tsukimiya**
*Listen, Seri-kun.*
**[05:48] Tsukimiya**
* If you try to talk to her straight-up,*
* she's not going to listen,*
**[05:53] Tsukimiya**
* since you're the kind of asshole who*
* hurts girls because you don't have a clue.*
**[05:57] Tsukimiya**
*So just let her have it.*
**[05:59] Tsukimiya**
* Wait for the moment you*
* hit the top and start to fall.*
**[06:04] Tsukimiya**
*Let her hear your cry of love!*
**[06:07] Koyuki**
Sumi—
**[06:08] Hanadori**
Gestöber, never let me go!
**[06:10] ---**
Hanadori!
**[06:12] Clerk**
Welcome back!
**[06:17] Hanadori**
I think that took a century off my life.
**[06:21] Koyuki**
*That just freaked her out!*
**[06:23] Tsukimiya**
Don't worry, Seri-kun.
You'll get another chance.
**[06:26] Koyuki**
*No, I won't!*
**[06:27] ---**
*What even* was *that plan?
I couldn't yell in the middle of that!*
**[06:31] Tsukimiya**
You should've just yelled over Hanadori,
"You've got it all wrong! I'm sorry! I love you!"
**[06:35] Koyuki**
*I couldn't yell that!*
**[06:36] Tsukimiya**
Okay, on to our next plan!
**[06:38] Koyuki**
*I'm worried.*
**[06:39] Hanadori**
Memories are rushing back...
I used to ride this horse all the time!
**[06:42] Clerk**
Get down!
***SIGN*** Failure
**[06:44] Koyuki**
*Failure.*
**[06:46] Koyuki**
I stood in line forever to
get that for Sumiso-san!
**[06:49] Hanadori**
Thank you, Gestöber!
***SIGN*** Failure
**[06:51] Koyuki**
*Failure.*
**[06:53] Koyuki**
Hanadori-kun fell in!
***SIGN*** Failure
**[06:55] Koyuki**
*Failure.*
**[06:57] Koyuki**
*It's over.*
**[06:58] ---**
*I never stood a chance against him.*
**[07:01] Tsukimiya**
That was fast!
You gave up so fast, Seri-kun!
**[07:04] Tsukimiya**
What happened to all your grand fantasies?
**[07:07] Tsukimiya**
I'm sure it'll work out next time!
**[07:08] Koyuki**
*You're only doing this for your own amusement!*
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[07:13] Ghost**
Find my wishing stone...
***SIGN*** Horror Maze Forest
of the Wishing Stone
***SIGN*** Find
my
stone...
**[07:17] Tsukimiya**
The target went inside.
**[07:20] ---**
Let's go after her, Seri-kun!
**[07:21] Tsukimiya**
Come on!
**[07:23] Ghost**
My wishing stone...
**[07:23] Ghost**
Please, no!
**[07:24] ---**
Come on, inside.
**[07:26] Tsukimiya**
Stop being a wimp.
**[07:27] ---**
You want to make up, right?
**[07:29] Koyuki**
Not in a haunted house!
**[07:31] Koyuki**
What am I supposed to say
to her in a place like this?
**[07:34] Tsukimiya**
"Man, I just love haunted houses.
**[07:37] Tsukimiya**
You know, some folks say ghosts
are just figments of your imagination.
**[07:40] Tsukimiya**
Oh, and when I told you
to get lost that one time,
**[07:42] ---**
that was just a figment
of your imagination, too!"
**[07:45] Tsukimiya**
Just say that.
**[07:46] Koyuki**
*Too long!*
**[07:47] Koyuki**
*Not to mention terrible.*
**[07:49] Koyuki**
* Why would you even*
* think that would work?*
**[07:51] Koyuki**
*And you were the one calling* me *dense?*
**[07:53] Tsukimiya**
But, you know, we left Hanadori behind.
**[07:56] ---**
We should hurry.
**[07:57] Tsukimiya**
He always manages to get into trouble.
**[07:59] Koyuki**
Sit. Stay.
**[08:01] Koyuki**
*But Hanadori-kun ruins everything.*
**[08:05] Koyuki**
*Tsukimiya-kun's plans are terrible, but...*
**[08:07] Tsukimiya**
Hey, look, Seri-kun.
**[08:09] ---**
It says there's a stone that grants wishes.
***SIGN*** Find it and win a prize
**[08:09] Ghost**
Find my wishing stone...
**[08:13] Koyuki**
*No way! I'm scared!*
**[08:16] Koyuki**
*That was the girls!*
**[08:21] Koyuki**
*They saw me!*
**[08:21] Tsukimiya**
Seri-kun, behind you.
**[08:30] Koyuki**
*Something's coming!*
**[08:34] Koyuki**
Hanadori-kun?!
**[08:37] Tsukimiya**
What happened, Hanadori?
I thought you were waiting outside.
**[08:44] Tsukimiya**
Huh?
**[08:45] ---**
Is that the ghost's wishing stone?
**[08:48] Koyuki**
*What ghost?*
***SIGN*** Horror Maze Forest of the Wishing Stone
***SIGN*** Find
my
stone...
**[08:51] Koyuki**
*He looks kinda like No-F*ce right now.*
**[08:55] Hanadori**
G-Gestöber...
**[08:57] ---**
seemed like he was battling something.
**[09:01] Hanadori**
So I wanted him to have
the courage to face it.
**[09:05] Koyuki**
*For me?*
**[09:09] Koyuki**
*What gives?*
**[09:10] ---**
*You're such a scaredy-cat.*
**[09:13] ---**
*I left you behind, and you did this for me?*
**[09:15] Hanadori**
You can do it, Gestöber.
**[09:18] Koyuki**
*Quit acting like No-F*ce!*
**[09:20] Koyuki**
*Damn it...*
**[09:23] Koyuki**
Thanks.
**[09:26] Yae**
Ugh, you again?
**[09:28] Yae**
What is with you guys?
**[09:30] ---**
You keep showing up wherever we go.
**[09:32] Yae**
Knock it off—
**[09:34] Koyuki**
Sumiso-san,
**[09:36] ---**
I'd like to talk to you.
**[09:39] Koyuki**
Could I have a moment of your time?
**[09:48] Sumiso**
Okay.
**[09:53] Yae**
Hey! Why is she running off
with a guy like him?
**[09:55] Tsukimiya**
Come on, Yae-san.
**[09:57] Tsukimiya**
I didn't think you were that nosy.
**[10:00] Yae**
What do you know about me?!
**[10:03] Tsukimiya**
What do *you* know about Seri-kun?
**[10:06] Tsukimiya**
He's a coward.
**[10:08] ---**
He's shy, he acts on his emotions,
and he can be dense...
**[10:13] Tsukimiya**
But he's not so bad.
**[10:16] Sumiso**
You thought I was someone else?
**[10:17] Koyuki**
Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun
had asked to hang out that day,
**[10:21] ---**
but I turned them down...
**[10:23] Koyuki**
Because I thought that... y-you might
contact me over summer break.
**[10:31] Koyuki**
And I didn't want to miss hearing from you.
**[10:34] Koyuki**
Hanadori-kun's not all bad,
**[10:37] ---**
but he's caused me a lot of grief...
**[10:40] Koyuki**
I thought you were him! That's why I yelled!
**[10:42] Koyuki**
I'm sorry for upsetting you!
**[10:45] Kotoko**
Then it wasn't because
you didn't want to see me?
**[10:48] Koyuki**
Absolutely not! I was looking
forward to seeing you.
**[10:50] Koyuki**
I thought I was telling
Hanadori-kun to get lost.
**[10:53] Kotoko**
I... I see...
**[10:55] Kotoko**
But is it okay to say that...
**[10:58] Kotoko**
right in front of him?
**[11:00] Koyuki**
Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[11:02] Hanadori**
Gestöber, I didn't know you felt that way...
**[11:06] Hanadori**
You asked why I didn't come over that day,
**[11:09] Hanadori**
so I thought it was okay to show up.
**[11:12] Hanadori**
The mango lassi at Maruyama Café was
delicious, and I wanted you to try it,
**[11:17] Hanadori**
b-but I didn't w-want to bother you...
**[11:17] Hanadori**
Wait... U-Um...
**[11:20] Hanadori**
You said that no matter what
happened in our last life,
**[11:23] ---**
Gestöber and Sturmhut
would always be together...
**[11:25] Koyuki**
*No, I didn't.*
**[11:26] Hanadori**
We spent so many nights together
sharing our deepest secrets...
**[11:31] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[11:32] Koyuki**
*What song is that?*
**[11:34] Koyuki**
* She's freaked out!*
* You freaked Sumiso-san out!*
**[11:36] Hanadori**
I knew you were going to
fight a great battle today,
**[11:38] Koyuki**
*No, stop! Where's this coming from?!*
**[11:40] ---**
and I wanted to cheer you on...
**[11:42] Koyuki**
Hey, uh, Hanadori-ku—
**[11:45] Hanadori**
This stupid thing! This stupid thing...
**[11:51] Hanadori**
Stupid... thing...
**[11:54] ---**
I...
**[11:55] Koyuki**
I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun!
**[11:57] Koyuki**
* I, Koyuki Seri, being too skilled at*
* making Hanadori-kun feel guilty,*
**[12:01] ---**
*was thusly defeated.*
**[12:02] Kotoko**
Well, I'll be cheering both of you on.
**[12:05] Yae**
Let's go, Kotoko.
**[12:06] Koyuki**
* Day one ended with Sumiso-san*
* getting some weird idea...*
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[12:12] Koyuki**
*and another misunderstanding.*
**[12:16] Kotoko**
Yae-chan,
**[12:17] ---**
the two of them might be
fighting something in secret.
**[12:21] ---**
Huh?
**[12:23] Teacher**
Wakiarai Temple,
the place we're visiting today,
**[12:26] ---**
is a famous historical... power spot.
**[12:30] Teacher**
And, uh... it grants wishes.
**[12:32] Student**
Sensei, stop reading from the book!
**[12:35] Koyuki**
*Wishes, huh?*
***SIGN*** H M P H !
**[12:40] Koyuki**
*H-He's infuriating...*
**[12:44] Koyuki**
*Day two of the class trip...*
**[12:46] Koyuki**
*Hanadori-kun's as pissed as ever.*
**[12:48] Tsukimiya**
That's bad manners, Hanadori.
**[12:50] Koyuki**
*He's making it so obvious that he's angry.*
**[12:52] Koyuki**
*I don't even care.*
**[12:56] Koyuki**
*Huh? It's more bubbly than usual...*
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Haha
**[12:59] Koyuki**
*He pulled childish pranks like that,*
**[13:02] Koyuki**
*and I woke up in the middle of the night...*
**[13:06] Koyuki**
*to find I was part of some weird ritual.*
**[13:11] Student**
Hey, watch where you're goin'!
You slammed into me!
**[13:14] Student**
What school are you from, punk?
**[13:16] Hanadori**
Get 'em, boss!
**[13:17] Koyuki**
* Then he shoved me in front of some*
* scary guy from another school...*
**[13:18] Koyuki**
Wh-Who are you calling "boss"?!
***SIGN*** Hmph!
**[13:21] Koyuki**
*And...*
**[13:23] Kotoko**
*You can do it!*
**[13:25] Koyuki**
*Sumiso-san still seems to have the wrong idea.*
**[13:29] Koyuki**
*Dear God, I'm so tired.*
**[13:32] Koyuki**
* Why did Hanadori-kun and*
* Tsukimiya-kun choose me?*
**[13:36] Koyuki**
*Please send them somewhere far away*
**[13:39] ---**
*where I'll never have to deal with them again.*
**[13:42] Koyuki**
*Please, God.*
**[13:46] Koyuki**
*Just kidding.*
**[13:48] Teacher**
Okay, people!
**[13:49] ---**
Split up into groups and enjoy the sights.
**[13:52] Teacher**
Make sure you all get along.
***SIGN*** Hmph!
**[13:55] Koyuki**
*Hey, he left me!*
***SIGN*** Rrgh
**[14:01] Koyuki**
*Fine.*
**[14:02] ---**
* If that's what you want,*
* it works out great for me.*
**[14:05] Koyuki**
Huh?
**[14:06] ---**
Looks like I got separated!
**[14:16] Koyuki**
Tuna-flavored ice cream! Yum!
**[14:19] Koyuki**
Hey! Where are we going next?
**[14:21] Koyuki**
I want to take some photos
at the tuna museum.
**[14:23] Aizu**
Koyuki, are you sure you
should be with our group?
**[14:26] Aizu**
You'll get in trouble.
**[14:28] Koyuki**
It's fine.
**[14:29] ---**
They're the ones who ran off on me.
**[14:31] Aizu**
And here I thought you'd finally
made some friends besides me.
**[14:34] Koyuki**
Don't be rude!
**[14:37] Koyuki**
*Are they worried about me?*
**[14:40] ---**
*Yeah, right.*
**[14:41] Koyuki**
* They're probably secretly*
* watching me from afar,*
**[14:44] ---**
*hoping I'll be looking for them.*
**[14:46] Koyuki**
Forget 'em.
**[14:49] Students**
Seriously?
**[14:50] Students**
That's so dumb!
***SIGN*** Grilled Salmon
**[14:51] Students**
What a total waste of time.
**[14:53] Students**
Well, you know...
**[14:53] Aizu**
They're from Numa High.
**[14:55] Aizu**
Those guys are bad news.
**[14:57] ---**
Stay away from them, Koyuki.
**[14:58] Aizu**
S-Sure...
**[15:00] Koyuki**
*Wait, aren't they the ones that...*
**[15:04] Aizu**
Koyuki?
**[15:05] Koyuki**
*Don't tell me...*
**[15:07] Hanadori**
Thanks for splashing dressing
all over me back there.
**[15:12] Hanadori**
I need to thank you for that.
**[15:16] Koyuki**
*No way!*
**[15:17] Koyuki**
*If that happened,*
**[15:19] ---**
* Hanadori-kun would shake like a cell phone*
* on vibrate and just hand over his money...*
**[15:22] Koyuki**
* even though he was looking forward*
* to buying souvenirs for everyone.*
***SIGN*** Memories From My Class Trip
**[15:32] Koyuki**
*I just made myself feel bad.*
**[15:34] Koyuki**
*I'm so dumb.*
**[15:36] Koyuki**
* Worrying about him is just*
* giving him what he wants.*
**[15:40] Aizu**
Koyuki,
**[15:41] ---**
someone says they saw Hanadori get
dragged off by guys from another school.
**[15:45] Aizu**
Is he okay?
**[15:48] Aizu**
Koyuki?
**[15:51] Koyuki**
*God, this isn't what I wanted!*
***SIGN*** Him
***SIGN*** Here
**[16:01] Koyuki**
*I-I came unarmed...*
**[16:03] Koyuki**
*What do I do?*
**[16:04] ---**
*I wonder if Tsukimiya-kun is with him.*
**[16:06] Koyuki**
*Is this really the one time he isn't around?*
**[16:09] Koyuki**
*Why me?*
**[16:10] Koyuki**
*But...*
**[16:16] Hanadori**
* So I wanted him to have*
* the courage to face it.*
**[16:20] Koyuki**
*All right...*
**[16:21] ---**
*I'll start by getting a look inside.*
**[16:25] ---**
*Hanadori-kun!*
**[16:26] Tokimune**
You like it, right?
**[16:28] Tokimune**
Don't hold back. Sing for me.
**[16:30] Hanadori**
No...
**[16:31] ---**
I left that life behind!
**[16:33] Tokimune**
Do you think that I... no, the world...
**[16:37] ---**
would let someone with your abilities go?
**[16:40] Tokimune**
You remember, don't you?
**[16:42] Tokimune**
When you bathed in dark power...
**[16:46] Tokimune**
In the lunar labyrinth,
in the land of darkness...
**[16:49] Hanadori**
Stop!
**[16:50] Tokimune**
Scream and cry in the void
between life and death...
**[16:53] Tokimune**
The despair of destruction.
***SIGN*** BAAAM
**[16:57] Both**
Sing, Dead Bull!
**[17:00] Koyuki**
*What? What are they doing?*
**[17:01] Koyuki**
*Do they know him?*
**[17:03] Koyuki**
*"Dead Bull"? They're dead?*
**[17:06] Tokimune**
Your body is honest, even if you aren't.
**[17:09] Tokimune**
You really never change, huh?
**[17:12] Tokimune**
In middle school,
**[17:13] ---**
I fell in love with your soul and your singing.
**[17:16] Koyuki**
*His singing?!*
**[17:17] Tokimune**
I told you that together,
**[17:18] ---**
we could take over the world. Remember?
**[17:21] Hanadori**
Sturmhut doesn't want that.
**[17:24] Tokimune**
Silence.
**[17:25] ---**
Your body doesn't belong to you alone.
**[17:30] Tokimune**
The cheers at the festival...
**[17:33] Tokimune**
That felt so great, didn't it?
**[17:35] Koyuki**
*You sang at festivals?!*
**[17:37] Hanadori**
It did,
**[17:38] ---**
and I'm grateful to you.
**[17:40] Hanadori**
You slaked both my thirst and Miguel's.
**[17:43] Koyuki**
* I had no idea about this dark*
* history of Hanadori-kun's...*
**[17:46] Koyuki**
*And I wish I still didn't.*
**[17:47] Hanadori**
But I've recalled my destiny as Sturmhut.
**[17:51] Hanadori**
Gestöber showed me the light.
**[17:54] Koyuki**
*Please, no. Don't mention me.*
**[17:56] Koyuki**
*What's wrong with you?*
**[17:57] ---**
* If you know people like you,*
* be friends with them.*
**[18:00] Koyuki**
*I was stupid to worry.*
**[18:01] Hanadori**
And it was a man named Tsukimiya Utsugi
who guided me to Gestöber.
**[18:08] Hanadori**
He told me he was my partner in my last life.
**[18:08] Hanadori**
*H-Huh?*
**[18:11] Koyuki**
* So the reason Hanadori-kun*
* won't leave me alone is...*
**[18:16] Koyuki**
Because of Tsukimiya-kun?!
**[18:19] Tsukimiya**
That's right.
**[18:21] Koyuki**
What the hell did you do?!
**[18:22] Koyuki**
And when did you get here?!
Where the hell have you been?!
**[18:25] Tsukimiya**
Seri-kun, you're so happy that you're crying!
**[18:27] Koyuki**
Like hell I am!
**[18:29] Tokimune**
I've seen this "Gestöber."
**[18:33] Tokimune**
But he's not worthy of you.
**[18:37] Tokimune**
With the way he treats you,
he can't have the soul of a hero.
**[18:43] Koyuki**
*Yeah, that's right!*
**[18:45] Tokimune**
And you looked unhappy
the whole time yourself.
**[18:49] Tokimune**
Come back to me, Miguel.
**[18:51] Tokimune**
You belong at Tokimune Shikimi's side.
**[18:56] Koyuki**
*Yeah! Do it, Hanadori-kun!*
**[18:58] Koyuki**
*I'll tell the teacher what's up.*
**[18:59] Tokimune**
He doesn't think about you at all.
**[18:59] Koyuki**
*Bye! Have a nice life!*
**[19:03] ---**
*What?*
**[19:03] Tokimune**
I can't allow a man like that to stand by you.
**[19:07] Koyuki**
*Who doesn't think about Hanadori-kun at all?*
**[19:10] Koyuki**
* Do you know how much of my*
* life I've wasted on him?*
**[19:14] Koyuki**
*You don't know a damn thing!*
**[19:15] Tokimune**
Are you that much of a fool?
**[19:19] Tokimune**
Surely you understand, Miguel.
**[19:21] Hanadori**
It's true...
**[19:23] ---**
I may be a fool.
**[19:24] Hanadori**
But if letting logic decide your partner
is the smart thing to do...
**[19:31] Hanadori**
I don't need to be smart.
**[19:37] Tokimune**
You always did know
how to make me shiver.
**[19:39] Koyuki**
*I've got the shivers, too.*
**[19:41] Koyuki**
*What's with these two?*
**[19:43] Koyuki**
*It's like they're drunk on youth!*
**[19:44] Koyuki**
*I can't take this!*
**[19:46] Tokimune**
Tell me one last thing before you go.
**[19:48] Tokimune**
Why him?
**[19:50] Tokimune**
Is it really just a connection
from a past life?
**[19:53] Koyuki**
*Why me?*
**[19:56] Tokimune**
It was our first year of high school...
**[20:03] Tokimune**
I saw Gestöber crying behind the school.
**[20:07] Tokimune**
I don't know why, but he was whispering...
**[20:11] (Flashback) Koyuki**
They're so stupid.
**[20:14] (Flashback) ---**
They're not even that strong.
**[20:16] (Flashback) Koyuki**
If I had someone really strong for a friend,
**[20:21] (Flashback) ---**
I bet they'd all run away!
**[20:23] (Flashback) Koyuki**
God's not fair!
**[20:27] Hanadori**
*Who do you think I am?*
**[20:29] Hanadori**
* I swear on my name that*
* I will grant your wish.*
**[20:31] Hanadori**
*I will become the friend you long for!*
**[20:34] Hanadori**
That was when a heart of light started
beating within the dark god of destruc—
**[20:38] Koyuki**
Stop it!
**[20:39] Hanadori**
G-Gestöber!
**[20:40] Koyuki**
Lies! All lies!
**[20:42] Koyuki**
Why did you have to hear that?!
**[20:45] Tsukimiya**
So that's what you were thinking, Seri-kun?
**[20:48] Koyuki**
No! No!
**[20:49] Koyuki**
We were studying Chopin in music class,
**[20:52] Koyuki**
and I accidentally called him "Chopping"!
I got upset because everyone laughed at me!
**[20:56] Koyuki**
I was just venting!
**[20:58] Koyuki**
I don't really think stuff like that!
**[21:01] Tsukimiya**
Yeah, it would be pretty
embarrassing if you did!
**[21:04] Koyuki**
Stop it!
**[21:05] Hanadori**
Chopping?
**[21:06] Koyuki**
Don't you laugh, too!
**[21:08] Koyuki**
How did this end up with
*you* taking pity on *me*?!
**[21:11] Koyuki**
It's not fair!
**[21:13] Tsukimiya**
This is the life you asked for, Seri-kun.
**[21:16] Tsukimiya**
God's been granting your wishes all along.
**[21:21] Hanadori**
Gestöber!
**[21:23] Hanadori**
Wake up, Gestöber!
**[21:26] Tokimune**
You've gotten soft, Miguel.
**[21:28] Tokimune**
But I won't give up.
**[21:31] ---**
Not until I've sharpened your blade again.
**[21:34] Koyuki**
* I, however, didn't hear his ominous*
* proclamation that he would return.*
**[21:38] Koyuki**
*I don't even know what happened after that,*
**[21:40] Koyuki**
*other than that our trip came to an end.*
***SIGN*** Memories From My Class Trip
**[21:44] Teacher**
What's wrong with Koyuki?
**[21:46] Tsukimiya**
Culture shock, maybe?
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:48] Hanadori**
Gestöber!
**[21:50] Koyuki**
* Dear God, please make it*
* so this never happened...*
**[23:26] Koyuki**
I said I'd help, but I didn't
think you'd make me do this...
**[23:29] Koyuki**
I've been outside the keyframe
artist's house for three hours.
**[23:32] Koyuki**
Hibiki-kun, is that keyframe ready yet?
**[23:35] Koyuki**
Finish it up already!
**[23:37] ---**
We won't make it in time for airing!
# E6 - Brilliant Destiny
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREX2XVXY/brilliant-destiny)
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**[00:00] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[00:00] Mogami**
*In elementary school,*
**[00:02] ---**
* I played the red oni in*
* "The Red Oni Who Cried."*
***SIGN*** This house belongs
to a nice oni.
Please come in.
**[00:04] Mogami**
* The red oni is sad because*
* he can't make human friends.*
**[00:07] Mogami**
*But his friend, the blue oni, says to him...*
**[00:10] K**
I'll go to the human village
and make a big fuss!
**[00:13] K**
Then you can come and beat me up!
**[00:16] M**
* And so the red oni becomes*
* friends with the humans,*
**[00:19] M**
*but the blue oni vanishes.*
**[00:20] ---**
* When the red oni goes*
* to his house, he realizes...*
***SIGN*** Blue
***SIGN*** Dear Blue Oni,
I hope you can be good
friends with the humans.
If I'm with you, they might
think that you're a bad
oni, too. Goodbye.
I'll always be your friend.
-The Red Oni
**[00:24] M**
* The blue oni left so that*
* he wouldn't get in trouble.*
**[00:28] M**
*And the red oni cries.*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
**[02:03] K**
Anyone have ideas about what we
should do for the culture festival?
***SIGN*** Delusion 6
**[02:06] U**
Livestream us playing the game I made,
"Married Wives 24 Hours"!
**[02:09] H**
A performance by Sturmhut,
knight of light and darkness...
**[02:12] ---**
"The Price Paid for the Light."
**[02:14] M**
The play, "The Red Oni Who Cried."
**[02:16] K**
*Who would want to see any of that?*
**[02:18] ---**
*Those are all...*
**[02:21] K**
*There's someone suspicious in our class.*
**[02:25] T**
Hey, what's wrong, Koyuki?
**[02:28] M**
So we meet again...
**[02:30] ---**
Do you remember me?
**[02:35] T**
Calm down, Koyuki!
***SIGN*** Mogami Kimikage
**[02:36] T**
This is the new student,
Mogami Kimikage-kun.
**[02:39] T**
I forgot, you were out sick
when he transferred in.
**[02:42] T**
He says you were friends
in elementary school.
**[02:46] K**
*I don't know him.*
**[02:47] K**
*I don't know anyone that scary!*
**[02:48] K**
*Who the heck is he?*
**[02:49] ---**
*Why was he waving a sword at me?*
**[02:51] K**
*Why isn't the teacher saying anything?*
**[02:53] K**
*What's wrong with this school?*
**[02:54] K**
*What's wrong with my life?*
**[02:55] K**
*None of this makes sense!*
**[02:57] M**
It's been too long, Koyukichi-dono.
**[03:01] (Flashback) M**
Koyukichi-kun!
**[03:02] (Flashback) K**
My name's Koyuki.
**[03:04] (Flashback) M**
Koyuki... chi-kun.
**[03:08] K**
*Wait, is that...*
**[03:10] H**
Hey, you said you're an old
friend of Gestöber's, right?
**[03:14] M**
Who are you? You're very strange.
**[03:16] K**
*Look who's talking.*
**[03:17] Girl**
Hey, is that the new kid?
**[03:19] ---**
Wow, he's nuts.
**[03:21] Girl**
For real...
**[03:21] K**
*Huh?*
**[03:22] ---**
*He cares what other people think of him?*
**[03:24] K**
*Despite that outfit...*
**[03:26] M**
How embarrassing.
**[03:28] M**
My mask has bedhead.
**[03:30] K**
* That's not the problem here!*
* Also, you sleep with that on?!*
**[03:33] K**
*Actually, I guess he used to be like that...*
**[03:36] K**
*Maybe it really is him.*
**[03:38] U**
A transfer student in the same class,
and he turns out to be an old friend!
**[03:41] U**
Sounds like fate, huh?
**[03:43] M**
My sister attends this school
and said she saw you.
**[03:46] M**
So I transferred immediately.
**[03:49] K**
*He followed me here?*
**[03:51] ---**
*Why?*
**[03:53] M**
I, the red oni, have sinned.
**[03:56] M**
I have come to be judged
**[03:58] M**
so that I may be slain by my
blue oni, Koyukichi-dono.
**[04:04] K**
Oh, that's right!
**[04:05] K**
I have to go now!
**[04:07] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[04:11] K**
*What's going on?*
**[04:12] K**
*He didn't used to be like this!*
**[04:15] K**
*He's turned into a total weirdo!*
**[04:17] K**
* And what was that about sin?*
* I don't remember him doing anything...*
**[04:22] (Flashback) Guy**
Mogami's playing with ohajiki?
**[04:25] (Flashback) ---**
That's so lame.
**[04:26] (Flashback) Guy**
Wow, I've never even seen them before!
**[04:29] (Flashback) Guy**
You don't even have any video games?
**[04:31] (Flashback) ---**
Are you poor?
**[04:34] (Flashback) M**
I'll get yelled at if I lose them,
so I put them away,
**[04:37] (Flashback) M**
but I actually have ivory ohajiki!
**[04:39] (Flashback) K**
That's what you were worried about?
**[04:41] (Flashback) K**
Teach me to play ohajiki sometime.
**[04:43] (Flashback) M**
Okay.
**[04:44] K**
*He was quiet and kind of oddly shy,*
**[04:46] K**
*and we weren't especially close,*
**[04:49] K**
*but sometimes we had moments like that.*
**[04:51] K**
* I transferred and never*
* saw him again, though.*
**[04:54] K**
*What's all this oni stuff about?*
**[04:58] M**
Slay me with this katana, Koyukichi-dono!
**[05:02] K**
*Don't talk to me from the next stall!*
**[05:03] M**
Koyukichi-dono! Koyukichi-dono!
**[05:03] K**
* H-Hey! Watch it!*
* That's dangerous! Really dangerous!*
**[05:05] M**
Koyukichi-dono! Koyu—
**[05:06] K**
Why?
**[05:08] K**
I'm sorry, but I don't remember.
**[05:10] K**
Did something that bad happen?
**[05:14] M**
It was in our school's bathroom that
I took advantage of your kindness
**[05:19] ---**
and became an oni warrior.
**[05:22] K**
*Your memories are of the bathroom?*
**[05:23] (Flashback) K**
What's wrong, Mogami-kun?
**[05:25] (Flashback) M**
I-I forgot we had a urine test today,
and I already went!
**[05:29] (Flashback) M**
What do I do? Everyone will
think I don't know how to pee!
**[05:32] (Flashback) K**
No, they won't.
**[05:35] (Flashback) K**
You can have mine.
***SIGN*** Class 2-3 Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** Urine Test
**[05:36] (Flashback) K**
Don't worry. I know a way to make this work.
**[05:40] M**
Yet disaster struck the very next day.
**[05:46] M**
You were told that your test
results didn't make sense,
**[05:48] ---**
and you broke down crying.
**[05:50] M**
I'd wondered if perhaps your plan involved
the dog that lived behind the school,
**[05:54] M**
but I couldn't bring myself to speak up.
**[05:57] M**
A month after that, you transferred schools...
**[06:00] M**
Just like the blue oni who went
far away to spare his friend, right?
**[06:05] M**
No... I was the real oni.
**[06:09] K**
*No way!*
**[06:10] ---**
*I wouldn't do something that stupid!*
**[06:12] K**
*Please stop! If someone hears that...*
**[06:15] K**
*What are you doing in the bathroom?!*
**[06:20] H**
Gestöber, you got a dog to piss in a cup?
**[06:23] K**
* No! And you're the last person*
* I want laughing at me!*
**[06:27] H**
My stomach hurts...
**[06:28] K**
*I'll hurt more than your stomach!*
**[06:30] M**
Either way, it's clear that you
left in shame because of me.
**[06:35] M**
I want you to avenge your pain by killing me!
**[06:39] K**
*No... I'd forgotten all about that,*
**[06:42] ---**
* so the only thing that pains*
* me is you bringing it up!*
***SIGN*** Slash
**[06:45] M**
Here.
**[06:46] K**
* Don't give me your sword!*
* And don't open my stall!*
**[06:49] H**
Goodness... Really?
**[06:51] H**
You're telling me you think
Gestöber hates you,
**[06:55] H**
and you're doing all this nonsense
to absolve yourself of guilt?
**[06:59] K**
* Uh, can we please not talk*
* about this in my bathroom stall?*
**[07:03] H**
And you're not even thinking about how
this makes things harder for Gestöber?
**[07:06] H**
How selfish.
**[07:08] K**
*That goes for you, too!*
**[07:09] M**
And what kind of character
are you supposed to be?
**[07:12] M**
Aren't you a bit old for this?
**[07:13] K**
*Are you being serious right now?*
**[07:15] H**
So the likes of you would oppose me?
**[07:18] H**
Ignorant fool!
**[07:20] H**
Listen well.
**[07:21] H**
Only a coward would seek to assuage their
guilt by forcing another to punish them.
**[07:28] H**
If you lack the courage to face the oni within
your heart every day for the rest of your life,
**[07:32] H**
then you're not worthy of that mask!
**[07:39] M**
You dare touch my soul?
**[07:46] M**
What do you know?
**[07:49] M**
You know nothing of me!
**[07:52] H**
Hey, it was a joke!
**[07:53] K**
*Hello, god of destruction?!*
**[07:54] M**
What gives you the right to
judge my dearest memories
**[07:58] M**
when you don't know a thing about me?
**[08:02] K**
* I think something like this*
* happened once before...*
**[08:05] K**
* Mogami-kun made a badge or something,*
* and people made fun of him.*
**[08:10] K**
*What did I do then?*
**[08:16] K**
I'm sorry I forgot, Mogami-kun!
**[08:18] K**
But I remember now!
**[08:20] K**
I'm not mad!
**[08:21] ---**
It was my decision to do it!
**[08:23] K**
And I only changed schools because
my dad got transferred at work!
**[08:26] K**
So just stop this already!
**[08:33] M**
I was so happy...
**[08:36] M**
When I said ridiculous things,
**[08:38] M**
you were the only one who
would tell me I was wrong.
**[08:42] M**
I was so sure you hated me.
**[08:45] M**
And I was so sad, so miserable...
**[08:47] M**
I wore the mask because
I couldn't bear to face you.
**[08:50] M**
I wanted you to defeat this evil oni.
**[08:54] K**
You're a friend. I couldn't do that.
**[08:59] M**
Koyukichi-dono...
**[09:00] K**
It's "Koyuki," okay?
**[09:01] M**
B-But I wouldn't feel right if you didn't!
**[09:04] K**
I-It's fine, really.
It was a misunderstanding.
**[09:06] M**
Th-Then you can just tie me up with this rope
**[09:09] ---**
and throw me out in the cold!
**[09:11] K**
Why would I do that?
**[09:13] K**
Then just insult me!
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
**[09:14] ---**
Call me an oni! A devil! A pig!
Or you can just hit me!
**[09:18] K**
Please punish me!
***SIGN*** Stomp Stomp Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp Stomp
**[09:19] K**
You're just a pervert!
***SIGN*** S H O C K
**[09:26] K**
I-I'm sorry, Mogami-kun! I...
**[09:29] M**
That's just what I wanted, Koyukichi-dono.
***SIGN*** Gasp
**[09:34] K**
*"Just because someone was once a friend*
**[09:36] ---**
* doesn't mean you can still open up*
* to them today." Koyukichi.*
**[09:42] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[09:44] M**
Please punish me!
**[09:45] ---**
Just a little! Just a little will do!
**[09:48] K**
*I'm such an idiot!*
**[09:49] ---**
* I knew from the start that*
* I shouldn't get involved!*
**[09:55] U**
Mogami-kun used to love it so much
when Seri-kun yelled at him
**[09:58] ---**
that he still hasn't forgotten
it after all these years.
**[10:02] U**
It's so nice to have shared memories.
**[10:04] U**
Seri-kun doesn't remember his last life
when the two of you were together.
**[10:08] H**
Mogami Kimikage...
**[10:10] ---**
The hell-bound object of my
vengeance from my last life!
**[10:12] ---**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[10:13] H**
Possibly.
**[10:33] H**
Hey, you!
**[10:34] H**
You're bugging Gestöber again!
**[10:37] M**
And what about you?
**[10:38] ---**
You're not even Koyukichi-dono's friend.
**[10:40] H**
Gestöber carries a great destiny:
**[10:43] ---**
to fight by my side to maintain
the balance of this world.
**[10:46] M**
You're still going on about that?
**[10:48] M**
It's time for you to outgrow
the world of beeps and boops.
**[10:51] H**
Beeps and boops?
**[10:52] M**
I mean video games.
**[10:54] H**
Video games?!
**[10:55] H**
Gestöber, he's being mean!
**[10:57] M**
Don't go whining to Koyukichi-dono
any time something happens.
**[10:58] K**
* I'm starting to think I may*
* never know peace again...*
**[11:00] H**
You're the whiner!
**[11:01] ---**
I am not.
**[11:02] ---**
You are!
**[11:02] U**
It's like that tale about the
sun and the north wind, huh?
**[11:03] ---**
Am not.
**[11:04] ---**
Are too!
**[11:04] ---**
Am not.
**[11:05] ---**
Are—
**[11:05] U**
You're the traveler, Seri-kun.
**[11:07] ---**
And those two are the sun and the wind,
**[11:09] U**
fighting to see who can take off your coat...
**[11:11] ---**
who can break down the walls of your heart!
**[11:14] Both**
Fighting?
**[11:16] H**
I know who'd win in a real fight.
**[11:18] H**
I've been by his side from
our past life to our class trip!
**[11:23] M**
Nonsense. You haven't even
exchanged urine samples.
**[11:26] M**
If you want to surrender, now's the time.
**[11:29] Both**
I'll be the one who gets
a play date with Koyukichi-dono!
**[11:29] Both**
I'll be the one who gets
a play date with Gestöber!
**[11:33] K**
*Are we in preschool?!*
**[11:34] K**
*What's this about play dates?*
**[11:36] K**
*You never even asked to hang out!*
**[11:38] K**
* Why did you two suddenly turn*
* into Ushiwakamaru and Benkei?*
**[11:40] K**
* If you want to hang out,*
* then hang out with yourselves!*
**[11:43] K**
*Damn it all!*
**[11:44] K**
* I told myself today was going to*
* be the day I didn't yell at anyone!*
**[11:47] U**
Accept yourself for who you are, Seri-kun.
**[11:50] K**
*Shut up, you snickering asshole!*
**[11:51] K**
*I hate you!*
**[11:54] Yae**
They're always so annoying.
**[11:57] K**
*I'm never raising my voice again.*
**[12:00] K**
*I won't give up on peaceful days.*
**[12:02] K**
*I will achieve a state of emptiness.*
**[12:07] K**
*Shut up.*
**[12:11] M**
A wonderful performance, Koyukichi-dono!
**[12:15] M**
I'm so jealous...
**[12:16] M**
If I were a timpani, you'd strike me, too.
**[12:20] K**
*Won't. Say. A. Word.*
**[12:23] Student**
I'm with the student council.
**[12:25] Student**
Who's the festival rep for this class?
**[12:27] K**
Oh, that's me.
**[12:28] Student**
Has your class decided what it's doing?
**[12:30] K**
No, not yet.
**[12:31] Student**
Well, hurry it up.
**[12:33] K**
*That's right.*
**[12:34] K**
* I was so distracted by all this...*
* What should we do?*
**[12:36] H**
Gestöber, why don't we put on a performance?
**[12:38] ---**
Perhaps a musical?
**[12:39] K**
*What's with you? You're creeping me out.*
**[12:40] M**
What's wrong with you?
**[12:42] M**
Were you jealous of my and
Koyukichi-dono's performance?
**[12:46] M**
Anything music-related is taboo
around Koyukichi-dono.
**[12:48] H**
What?
**[12:49] M**
It happened when I was teaching
him how to finger on a recorder.
**[12:54] M**
He hurt his tiny fingers
trying to spread them too far,
**[12:58] ---**
but didn't know what had happened...
**[12:59] (Flashback) K**
It hurts! I've been cursed!
**[13:02] M**
...and he burst into tears.
**[13:03] K**
Shut up!
**[13:05] M**
So we mustn't bring back
memories of that trauma.
**[13:09] K**
**You're *my trauma!*
**[13:09] M**
And I have the right to be punished.
**[13:13] K**
*Well, I'm not obliged to do it!*
**[13:15] H**
Cursed? Gestöber, you dork!
**[13:19] K**
*That's enough from you!*
**[13:20] U**
Sensei, I'll play the piano.
**[13:23] Teacher**
Okay.
**[13:24] U**
This is Chopin's "Revolutionary Étude."
**[13:25] K**
*Chopping!*
**[13:27] H**
"Ch-Chopping" is too funny, Gestöber!
**[13:29] K**
*Stop teasing me!*
**[13:31] K**
*This is the worst.*
**[13:33] K**
* I have to figure out what*
* we're doing for the festival,*
**[13:35] ---**
*but I'm not feeling so hot...*
**[13:38] H**
I, Hanadori Kabuto, will sing.
**[13:40] H**
I swore that I would never
sing with Dead Bull again,
**[13:43] ---**
but I will sing for my partner, Gestöber.
**[13:46] K**
*Nope. Not interested.*
**[13:47] H**
Please, listen to my aria!
**[14:11] K**
*He has the voice of an angel?!*
**[14:14] K**
*Hanadori-kun, why be a god of destruction?*
**[14:17] K**
*Go back to Dead Bull!*
**[14:18] H**
I-I hope that brings at least some
peace to Gestöber's heart...
**[14:23] K**
*The opposite, actually.*
**[14:27] H**
Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
**[14:31] H**
goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
**[14:35] K**
*What's with the sudden change?*
**[14:36] H**
He licks my face, too!
**[14:39] ---**
Mew, mew, mew!
**[14:39] K**
*The hell? Do you think that's cute?*
**[14:41] H**
And he licks my fingers too, meow!
**[14:41] ---**
*Don't look at me!*
**[14:45] K**
*What exactly do you want us to do now?*
**[14:48] H**
Did I break down the walls
of your heart, meow?
**[14:50] K**
*They're thicker than ever!*
**[14:51] K**
*Everyone's looking at me like,*
**[14:53] ---**
*"He's your friend, right? Do something!"*
**[14:56] H**
Meow!
**[14:59] K**
* Go back to being a dark god*
* of destruction already!*
**[15:01] Student**
Did you decide what you're doing?
**[15:02] K**
*Hell no!*
**[15:04] M**
Kabu-dono.
**[15:05] M**
Cats are taboo around Koyukichi-dono.
**[15:07] K**
* How many dark stories*
* from my past do you know?!*
**[15:10] M**
Koyukichi-dono has this stuffed
cat that's very dear to him.
**[15:13] ---**
He got it for me, but he sleeps
with it every night, and...
**[15:18] K**
I'm going home.
**[15:22] K**
* This was the day I, Koyuki Seri, abandoned*
* my personal war to never yell at anyone.*
**[15:31] K**
I'm Shirayuki Seri from Mitoya High.
***SIGN*** Shirayuki Seri
**[15:35] K**
Nice to meet you all.
**[15:36] U**
I'm Kuromiya-kun!
**[15:37] M**
I am Kurokage.
**[15:40] H**
Am I late?
**[15:41] ---**
This animal spoke to me, Kurodori Kabuto...
**[15:47] K**
A dream? Oh, man...
**[15:50] U**
It's time for an emergency meeting.
**[15:51] ---**
Who killed Seri-kun?
**[15:54] H**
I'm the one who pushed him to the brink.
**[15:56] M**
It's my fault.
**[15:58] Hibiki**
It's my fault!
**[16:01] U**
In a way, everyone became the north wind
**[16:03] ---**
and closed off Seri-kun's heart.
**[16:05] U**
So who here can be our sun?
**[16:12] Man**
Package for Koyuki-san!
**[16:16] K**
*Don't tell me... Hibiki-kun?*
**[16:21] Hibiki**
* "I sent you this to help you feel*
* better, Gestöber-senpai!"*
**[16:24] K**
*What is this?*
**[16:25] K**
*Is an underclassman playing a prank on me?*
**[16:27] Hibiki**
*"It's a skull-shaped incense burner!*
**[16:29] Hibiki**
*My way of telling you to rest..."*
**[16:31] K**
*Rest in peace?!*
**[16:34] K**
*This is no good.*
**[16:35] ---**
* I'm feeling like the whole*
* world is out to get me.*
**[16:39] K**
*N-Nyanteko!*
**[16:41] K**
*Wh-What is that?*
**[16:43] K**
*A arrow?*
**[16:44] K**
*Who could have...*
**[16:47] M**
It seems it reached you.
**[16:49] K**
*Mogami, you jerk!*
**[16:51] M**
The sun watches over you indirectly.
**[16:54] M**
Farewell.
**[16:54] K**
*There was nothing "indirect" about that!*
**[16:57] K**
*What is wrong with everyone?*
**[17:00] M**
*"Koyukichi-dono,*
**[17:01] ---**
* I wove strands of my own*
* hair into this straw doll.*
**[17:04] M**
* It would give me the greatest pleasure if*
* you'd pound a nail into it and shout at it..."*
**[17:07] K**
* Even an indirect punishment like*
* that would make him happy?*
**[17:10] K**
*He's a real pervert!*
**[17:12] K**
*It's no use...*
**[17:13] ---**
* I can leave school, but I still*
* can't get away from them.*
**[17:16] U**
Give it up, Seri-kun.
**[17:18] U**
Give it up, Seri-kun!
**[17:20] K**
*Tsukimiya-kun's voice?!*
**[17:22] K**
*Impossible...*
**[17:23] K**
*It's like I can hear him in my head!*
**[17:25] K**
*Is he God?*
**[17:26] K**
*"Give it up"?*
**[17:28] ---**
* Is he telling me I should*
* accept them and just laugh?*
**[17:31] U**
That's right.
**[17:31] K**
*God?!*
**[17:32] K**
*No, no, no... I'm imagining things.*
**[17:37] K**
*But if the two of them are around, then...*
**[17:39] K**
*So is he!*
**[17:43] K**
*What's he going to do to me?!*
**[17:44] K**
* Why am I the only one who*
* has to deal with this?!*
**[17:45] Mom**
Seri, you have a guest.
**[17:50] K**
*No!*
**[17:52] Mom**
Your friend came all this way to see you.
**[17:54] K**
The guy in the eyepatch, right?
**[17:55] K**
He's not my friend! He's a god of destruction!
**[17:57] Mom**
No!
**[17:59] ---**
It's the girl who came by over the summer.
**[18:03] Sumiso**
How are you feeling, Koyuki-kun?
**[18:06] Sumiso**
I'm sorry for coming over
without asking first.
**[18:09] Sumiso**
Am I bothering you?
**[18:11] K**
N-Not at all!
**[18:14] K**
Thanks for coming.
**[18:17] Sumiso**
That kitty's so cute!
**[18:19] K**
Oh, yeah, that's...
**[18:21] K**
I've had it since I was a kid.
**[18:24] K**
Weird, right?
**[18:25] K**
I'm in high school now...
**[18:26] Sumiso**
Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
**[18:30] Sumiso**
goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
**[18:35] Sumiso**
Do you know that song?
**[18:37] Sumiso**
It's from a children's show.
**[18:40] ---**
My class is going to sing it
and do a dance at the festival.
**[18:44] K**
R-Really?!
**[18:45] Sumiso**
We'll be wearing cat ears and everything.
**[18:47] K**
*Cat ears?! Sumiso-san in cat ears!*
**[18:48] Sumiso**
Kind of embarrassing, huh?
**[18:50] Sumiso**
Will you come see us?
**[18:52] K**
Yes! I will!
**[18:54] Sumiso**
It was Tsukimiya-kun who
told me where you were.
**[18:59] Sumiso**
I knew you were fighting something...
**[19:03] Sumiso**
But he said you'd gotten kind of exhausted.
**[19:05] K**
* I-It's true that I'm fighting my*
* hardest not to yell at anyone...*
**[19:09] Sumiso**
I'm with you, Koyuki-kun!
**[19:12] ---**
I want to be on your side!
**[19:16] K**
Sumiso-san...
**[19:18] K**
*You're my sun!*
**[19:22] Sumiso**
A-Are you okay, Koyuki-kun?
**[19:24] K**
I'm just great.
**[19:25] K**
Thank you, Sumiso-san!
**[19:27] K**
*But I abandoned it all.*
**[19:30] K**
*Even the work I was supposed to do...*
***SIGN*** Culture Festival
**[19:32] Sumiso**
It'll be fine, okay?
**[19:40] H**
Get to it.
**[19:41] H**
Gestöber!
**[19:42] H**
A-Are you feeling better?
**[19:44] Sumiso**
*You know...*
**[19:45] ---**
* Hanadori-kun says he's going to handle*
* all of the work you were supposed to do.*
**[19:51] Sumiso**
*You really are comrades in arms, huh?*
**[19:54] K**
*No, he's my sworn enemy.*
**[19:56] Girl**
You really were doing a lot, huh, Koyuki-kun?
**[19:59] Girl**
Sorry. We didn't realize
how hard it was on you.
**[20:03] K**
*Everyone was helping him...*
**[20:07] U**
When I said to give it up,
**[20:08] ---**
I meant to stop trying to take
things on all by yourself.
**[20:13] H**
I didn't realize how hard it was for you
to bring the whole class together.
**[20:17] H**
And I asked you to shoulder
the fate of the world, too.
**[20:20] H**
Gestöber, I'm sorry.
**[20:21] K**
*Hanadori-kun...*
**[20:23] H**
From now on, let's make sure we focus
**[20:25] ---**
on our school life as much as
we focus on saving the world!
**[20:28] K**
*No, that's not right.*
**[20:29] K**
So, did we decide what we're
doing for the culture festival?
**[20:32] Student**
Who's the festival rep for this class again?
**[20:34] K**
Oh... Here.
**[20:36] Student**
The student council approved your proposal.
**[20:39] H**
I see.
**[20:40] H**
We'll go with that, then.
**[20:42] K**
What about the cooking?
**[20:43] H**
We're working to schedule
the inspections for the kitchen.
**[20:46] Student**
Roger that.
**[20:46] ---**
Glad to hear you're on top of it.
**[20:48] Student**
Hanadori, will this work
for the budget allocation?
**[20:50] H**
We should assume the
kitchen team will need more.
**[20:53] H**
Let's keep some money in reserve
in case something comes up.
**[20:56] Student**
Got it.
**[20:57] H**
Oh, right.
**[20:59] H**
I took notes for you while you were gone.
**[21:01] H**
They're yours if you need them.
**[21:03] Other Teacher**
Hanadori, you did a great job
with all that extra work.
**[21:08] H**
But of course!
**[21:09] ---**
I was filling in for Gestöber!
**[21:11] H**
G-Gestöber...
**[21:13] ---**
I may not be as smart as you,
but let's both—
**[21:15] K**
Are you messing with me?!
**[21:17] K**
This is the problem!
**[21:18] ---**
The fact that you're like this
is what makes you so difficult!
**[21:22] M**
No! if you're going to hit someone, hit me!
**[21:24] Hibiki**
Senpai, why are you hitting
him with my present?
**[21:26] H**
Gestöber!
**[21:27] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[21:28] Hibiki**
You'll break the incense burner!
**[21:30] U**
It's so much nicer when Seri-kun's around
to keep all these masochists in line!
**[21:35] K**
Don't you dare sum up my role that way!
***SIGN*** Japanese-style café
**[21:39] H**
We took everyone's opinions
into consideration and decided
**[21:42] ---**
on two things: a Japanese-style
café and a documentary entitled
**[21:45] ---**
"The Trial of Gestöber and the
Dark Past of Sturmhut the Ninja."
**[21:48] K**
Just no!
**[21:51] K**
Why is everyone laughing?!
**[21:53] K**
Why is everyone picking on me?!
**[21:56] U**
You brought everyone together, Seri-kun!
**[21:59] K**
I wish I hadn't!
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[22:02] K**
*Life is a nightmare,*
**[22:04] ---**
* and the only thing keeping me going is*
* the hope of seeing Sumiso-san in cat ears.*
**[23:20] Sumiso**
Huh? It's a cat costume and not cat ears?
**[23:23] Yae**
That's right.
**[23:25] UnknownSpeakers**
Let's get started.
**[23:27] UnknownSpeakers**
Let's get to it!
**[23:28] UnknownSpeakers**
Huh? What's with the video?
**[23:30] UnknownSpeakers**
Sorry, it's just storyboards today.
**[23:32] UnknownSpeakers**
What's going on here, Producer Hanadori?
**[23:36] UnknownSpeakers**
My right eye!
**[23:37] UnknownSpeakers**
Don't turn to darkness
to escape your screw-up!
# E7 - Blurry Eyes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3KQKGWR/blurry-eyes)
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***SIGN*** Culture Festival
***SIGN*** Frankfurters
***SIGN*** Strawberry
Banana
Crêpes
***SIGN*** Warm Pork Soup
200 Yen
***SIGN*** Café
***SIGN*** Closed
**[00:11] T**
Okay, people, it's time for the culture festival!
**[00:15] T**
Hey, now... What's with those faces?
**[00:17] T**
Sell enough today and there's
a prize in it for you!
**[00:21] T**
The café or food stand that sells the most
***SIGN*** Café & Food Stand Gross Sales
**[00:24] ---**
gets extra funds for their post-festival party!
**[00:27] U**
Can we go bowling or
do karaoke for the party?
**[00:31] T**
Sure, as long as you're not out too late.
**[00:34] U**
Really?
**[00:35] U**
Go!
**[00:37] U**
Let's do this, Sensei!
**[00:40] T**
Let's see what you can do, Tsukimiya.
**[00:41] K**
*Why is he suddenly getting into it?*
**[00:43] K**
*I've got a bad feeling...*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
**[02:16] H**
It's time for the grand opening
***SIGN*** Delusion 7
**[02:18] H**
of the Japanese-style café
"Purgatory's Teahouse."
**[02:20] K**
*Hang on.*
***SIGN*** Purgatory's Teahouse
**[02:21] ---**
*Why did you name it that?*
**[02:23] U**
Hey, Seri-kun, you haven't changed!
Customers will be here any minute.
**[02:27] K**
But I'm working in the back...
**[02:29] U**
You know I'd never allow that.
***SIGN*** Purgatory's Teahouse
-Cream Anmitsu
-Matcha Mini-Parfait
***SIGN*** Special Kusa Dango
Bean Paste Dango Set
**[02:31] U**
Now get to it! Come on!
**[02:35] K**
Wh-Why am I the only one who has to wear this?
**[02:37] M**
You look great, Koyukichi-dono!
**[02:39] M**
I wish you'd blow on me while
you blow on that pinwheel!
**[02:43] H**
The hour of judgment is here.
**[02:44] H**
Let's go, Gestöber.
**[02:45] K**
*Go without me!*
**[02:47] U**
Listen, you two.
**[02:48] U**
You want to do a duet with Seri-kun
**[02:50] ---**
to make him remember your
past bond, right, Hanadori?
**[02:54] U**
And you want Seri-kun to crack your head open
with a bowling ball, right, Mogami-kun?
**[02:58] U**
Then there's only one thing to do...
**[03:00] U**
And that's whatever it takes to get
us to the top of the sales charts!
**[03:03] All**
Yeah!
**[03:04] K**
*Why are they all coming together?*
**[03:06] K**
*What are they planning? They're scaring me!*
**[03:09] K**
* I wonder if I can just find a way to ditch*
* instead of dealing with this stress...*
**[03:13] Girl**
Are you open?
**[03:14] K**
*I want to see Sumiso-san in cat ears!*
**[03:17] U**
Seri-kun, we have a customer!
**[03:19] U**
Welcome!
**[03:22] H**
Here you go. Our special kusa dan—
**[03:26] Girls**
What?
**[03:27] K**
*H-Hanadori-kun?*
**[03:29] K**
*You're sweating! Really sweating!*
**[03:33] K**
*Huh?*
**[03:38] U**
My apologies, ladies.
**[03:40] U**
I brought you a new plate.
**[03:43] U**
I also added a folded lotus flower
napkin as an apology.
**[03:46] K**
*Wh-What was that?*
**[03:46] Girls**
Oh, wow!
**[03:48] K**
*Where does he get those skills?*
**[03:50] U**
Now let's make some money!
***SIGN*** Purgatory's Teahouse
-Cream Anmitsu
-Matcha Mini-Parfait
**[03:56] Hibiki**
It all sounds delicious, my senpais!
**[04:00] H**
Oh, Helius!
**[04:01] H**
You came, huh?
**[04:02] U**
Welcome, Hibiki-kun!
**[04:04] U**
I've been waiting for you.
**[04:07] U**
I've got a special seat with your name on it.
**[04:11] H**
Welcome!
**[04:12] H**
Your water and hand towel.
**[04:14] M**
Your menu.
**[04:15] H**
Stay as long as you like.
**[04:16] M**
Order whatever you like.
***SIGN*** Menu
**[04:19] Hibiki**
I can't believe the warm welcome I'm getting!
**[04:22] Hibiki**
Um, I'll take whatever you recommend.
**[04:24] U**
I recommend everything.
**[04:27] U**
I need one of everything!
**[04:29] Kitchen Staff**
Okay!
**[04:30] U**
That will be 140,000 yen, sir.
**[04:33] U**
Is that all right?
**[04:34] K**
*Of course it's not!*
**[04:35] Koyuki(Background)**
It was a joke. It was just a joke, okay?
**[04:35] K**
*How did you come up with that number?*
**[04:37] K**
*The poor guy froze up.*
**[04:39] K**
*Don't try to rip off the underclassmen!*
**[04:42] H**
Th-Thank you for the food.
**[04:42] K**
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry!
**[04:44] All**
Thank you for coming!
**[04:46] HIbiki**
I'm disgusting! I'm a loser!
**[04:48] K**
Hibiki-kun!
**[04:50] K**
If any bad rumors get started,
we can forget our post-festival party.
**[04:55] U**
Oh, I guess you're pretty
serious about this too, huh?
**[04:59] K**
*No!*
**[04:59] Tokimune**
Hey, may I come in?
**[05:02] K**
Oh, sorry.
**[05:03] ---**
I'll show you to your... seat...
**[05:05] BandMember**
Shi-chan, you said this
was a European-style café!
**[05:09] BandMember**
We don't belong here!
**[05:12] Tokimune**
I-I'm Takeda...
**[05:14] ---**
Takeda Shicharing Shikimune.
**[05:16] Tokimune**
We've never met.
**[05:17] K**
*Who?!*
**[05:18] K**
* What even is "Shicharing"?*
* It sounds like "featuring"!*
**[05:21] K**
* I know you. You're the guy*
* from Dead Bull, right?*
**[05:23] K**
*What is this?*
**[05:24] ---**
*Is that supposed to be a disguise?*
**[05:25] ---**
What are you going to get, Shi-chan?
**[05:26] K**
*Did he come to check up on Hanadori again?*
**[05:29] K**
*It'd be easier if he just acted normal.*
**[05:33] H**
Your water and hand towel.
**[05:39] H**
Please enjoy yoursmelves.
**[05:43] K**
*Huh?*
**[05:45] H**
Whoopsie! I messed up my line!
**[05:48] K**
*"Whoopsie," my foot!*
**[05:50] K**
*I see. He didn't notice.*
**[05:52] K**
*He's so obsessed with Hanadori-kun, too...*
**[05:55] K**
*Poor guy.*
**[05:56] Tokimune**
Miguel...
**[05:58] ---**
After all our passionate concerts together,
you didn't recognize me at all?
**[06:02] ---**
Perhaps time has dulled your blade too much.
**[06:05] BandMember**
Uh, isn't that what the disguise was for?
**[06:07] U**
Sir, all of our kusa dango were
handmade by Hanadori.
***SIGN*** Purgatory's Teahouse
**[06:14] (Flashback) H**
Be yummy! Be yummy!
**[06:18] U**
Why don't you try one?
**[06:21] Tokimune**
I'll take them.
**[06:22] ---**
Not one, but all of them.
**[06:24] BandMember**
Wow!
**[06:25] Tokimune**
Handled by Miguel! Just like me!
**[06:29] Tokimune**
I shall take them all into my body!
**[06:32] U**
Thanks for your patronage!
**[06:34] Tokimune**
*If you can say something that embarrassing,*
**[06:36] ---**
*then why can't you just say, "It's me"?*
**[06:38] Aitsu**
Hey, Koyuki!
**[06:40] Aitsu**
Workin' hard?
**[06:41] K**
Yeah. You want something to drink?
**[06:43] Aitsu**
No, thanks. This place is full of weirdos.
**[06:47] Aitsu**
Anyway, come by my class when you can.
***SIGN*** Goth Loli Girls
Fortune-Telling
***SIGN*** Fortune-Telling
**[06:50] Aitsu**
It's the "Poison-Tongued Goth Loli
Fortune-Telling Café."
**[06:54] M**
So I want Koyukichi-dono to punish me,
**[06:59] ---**
but he always refuses with kind words.
**[07:02] M**
What should I do?
**[07:04] K**
*What kind of question is that?*
**[07:08] Suzuran**
You never change, Onii-sama.
**[07:10] Suzuran**
Get on the ground and offer to be his chair.
**[07:13] K**
*What kind of advice is— "Onii-sama"?!*
**[07:15] ---**
*Wait, what?*
**[07:17] K**
* The sister Mogami-kun mentioned*
* was his twin, wasn't she?*
**[07:20] K**
*Huh? Was she like this?*
**[07:22] K**
*Wait, haven't I seen her somewhere before?*
**[07:29] K**
* Wait, why would you ask your*
* sister something like that?!*
**[07:33] M**
Are you my sister?!
**[07:34] K**
*Are you blind, Onii-sama?*
**[07:36] Suzuran**
Koyuki Seri...
**[07:37] ---**
I remember him.
**[07:41] Suzuran**
On the day of the painting competition,
**[07:43] ---**
I sketched him sobbing after he didn't
make it to the bathroom in time.
**[07:48] K**
* Stop torturing me the same*
* way your brother does!*
**[07:51] Suzuran**
So, what do you all want?
**[07:54] K**
U-Uh... What was it again?
**[07:56] U**
We can't have you stealing
the number one spot,
**[07:59] ---**
so we came to wreck your dojo!
**[08:01] Suzuran**
This is a fortune-telling café.
**[08:02] U**
Yes, which is why I'm going to
fight you with fortune-telling.
**[08:06] K**
*What is he talking about?*
**[08:07] U**
I can do it, too.
**[08:08] ---**
I don't even need tools.
**[08:09] U**
I listen to the voice of the universe.
**[08:12] U**
Everything is occurring as
destiny has foreordained.
**[08:15] U**
I simply watch.
**[08:17] U**
What you're doing isn't real fortune-telling.
**[08:20] U**
It's a combination of knowledge and wisdom
gained through obsessive observation.
**[08:25] U**
And the cards are just props.
**[08:28] U**
Am I wrong, Mogami Suzuran-san?
**[08:31] Suzuran**
So?
**[08:32] ---**
Are you telling me to close up shop
if I don't want you telling everyone?
**[08:36] U**
Nope.
**[08:36] ---**
Just come by our café and buy something.
**[08:40] K**
*Wh-What are you up to, Tsukimiya-kun?*
**[08:43] Suzuran**
You're going to poison the tea.
**[08:46] Suzuran**
I read the fortunes of everyone in that class,
**[08:48] ---**
and yours said, "Stay away
from Tsukimiya Utsugi."
**[08:52] K**
*It was right!*
**[08:54] U**
But your coming has been foreordained.
**[08:58] U**
I can tell by looking in your eyes.
**[09:06] K**
Eyes...
**[09:08] U**
Yes. Look into my eyes.
**[09:14] U**
Good girl...
**[09:20] K**
Mogami-san!
**[09:21] M**
What happened, my sister?!
**[09:22] K**
Wh-Wh-What did you do, Tsukimiya-kun?!
**[09:24] U**
She just passed out a little.
**[09:26] K**
What did you do, though?! And wait...
**[09:28] K**
You opened your eyes!
**[09:30] U**
Shh, Seri-kun!
**[09:32] U**
People will catch on to my plan.
***SIGN*** A
w
a
r
d
**[09:37] Teacher**
We're number one!
**[09:39] Teacher**
You did it, guys!
**[09:41] K**
*After that, Mogami-san just got up,*
**[09:41] K**
For real?
**[09:43] ---**
I can't believe it.
**[09:44] ---**
That's kinda amazing!
**[09:44] ---**
*came to our café, and then didn't leave.*
**[09:47] K**
*What* was *that?*
**[09:48] U**
A peaceful way for us to win!
**[09:51] K**
*Was it some kind of mind control?*
**[09:53] K**
*Isn't that going too far?*
**[09:55] U**
You've got it all wrong.
**[09:58] U**
She acted of her own free will.
**[10:00] U**
It was simply foreordained.
**[10:03] U**
It was the will of the universe.
**[10:03] Class**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[10:05] K**
*Sounds like bullshit.*
**[10:07] K**
*He really will do whatever it takes.*
**[10:09] K**
*I hope I never make an enemy of him...*
**[10:11] H**
What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[10:13] H**
We won, but you still look so down.
**[10:16] K**
*I guess it's fine.*
**[10:19] K**
* But in the end, I never did get*
* to see Sumiso-san in cat ears.*
**[10:23] K**
*I'm just tired.*
**[10:25] H**
I see.
**[10:27] H**
You really worked hard, Gestöber.
**[10:29] H**
Good work.
**[10:31] H**
Good boy.
**[10:37] H**
Gestöber.
**[10:39] Suzuran**
Don't copy Utsugi-sama!
**[10:39] K**
*What are you doing?!*
**[10:42] M**
What's the meaning of this, Suzuran?
**[10:44] Suzuran**
Utsugi-sama...
**[10:45] U**
Huh?
**[10:47] ---**
The hypnosis should've worn off by now.
**[10:50] K**
*Hey! So it really was hypnosis?!*
**[10:52] Suzuran**
I saw the universe in your eyes.
**[10:57] Suzuran**
It was endlessly vast and deep.
**[10:59] Suzuran**
Everything was there.
**[11:00] Suzuran**
Even the darkness of my heart
was turned toward good.
**[11:04] M**
That's rare.
**[11:05] M**
My sister doesn't like anyone,
but she's sure taken to you.
**[11:09] Suzuran**
Oh, I didn't see you there, Onii-sama.
**[11:12] M**
Tsukimiya-dono,
**[11:13] ---**
you may call me your
older brother if you wish.
**[11:17] K**
* For once, Tsukimiya-kun*
* doesn't know what to do.*
**[11:19] K**
*I hope this teaches you a lesson!*
**[11:21] K**
*...is what I couldn't help thinking.*
**[11:26] H**
Look! Here's yours, Gestöber!
**[11:28] K**
*I'm not going!*
**[11:31] H**
Gestöber!
**[11:33] H**
Let me go!
**[11:33] K**
*Today's the post-festival party.*
**[11:34] Teacher**
Get back here!
**[11:36] H**
Gestöber, this candy will soothe your throat.
**[11:39] H**
Make sure you're ready for this.
**[11:41] K**
*Why is he taking this so seriously?*
**[11:43] M**
I'm so excited!
**[11:45] H**
My duet with Gestöber will heal some
of the darkness in Miguel's heart!
**[11:49] M**
I'll have him crack my head open
with my own personal bowling ball!
**[11:53] K**
*You guys sure are well-prepared!*
**[11:55] K**
*If you want to sing, go sing with Dead Bull.*
**[11:58] K**
*Weirdo.*
**[12:02] K**
*It's a little late to be asking,*
**[12:03] ---**
*but why is Hanadori-kun so obsessed with me?*
**[12:06] U**
Come now, Seri-kun-sensei.
**[12:09] U**
Your protégés are waiting.
**[12:11] K**
*I'm not going.*
**[12:12] U**
What? If you came, I was going to give you
a video of Sumiso-san with cat ears.
**[12:17] K**
Fine, I'll go!
***SIGN*** House of Coffins
**[12:19] K**
*So I ended up coming, but...*
**[12:24] K**
*Why is Mogami's sister here?*
**[12:27] Suzuran**
Prettying yourself up
and pretending to be happy
**[12:30] ---**
to get back at your ex is like announcing
to the world that you're miserable.
**[12:36] Suzuran**
If you really were happy,
there'd be no need to show him that.
**[12:39] Suzuran**
Just so we're clear, this isn't fortune-telling.
**[12:42] Suzuran**
It's just what my eyes are telling me.
**[12:44] Suzuran**
Any time you're putting on an act,
**[12:46] ---**
it's because things aren't that way in reality.
**[12:48] Suzuran**
Am I right, Koyuki Seri and his merry band?
**[12:52] K**
* Please don't act like I'm*
* the poster child example.*
**[12:55] K**
*And what kind of act are you guys putting on?!*
**[12:57] Suzuran**
Where is Utsugi-sama?
**[12:59] K**
Tsukimiya-kun should be around...
**[13:01] K**
Huh?
**[13:02] K**
*He was just here.*
**[13:05] Suzuran**
I was told that when I wish
to speak with Utsugi-sama,
**[13:07] ---**
I need to go through you.
**[13:09] K**
*What? Nobody told me that!*
**[13:09] Suzuran**
Don't screw it up, flunky.
**[13:12] U**
* Do your best to take care of everyone,*
* Seri-kun-sensei!*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
***SIGN*** I'll send you that
cat ears video later!
**[13:15] ---**
*You bastard...*
**[13:17] Suzuran**
I'd like to discuss the mysteries of life
and the universe with Utsugi-sama,
**[13:22] Suzuran**
but he always hides himself away.
**[13:25] Suzuran**
So help me find him, Koyuki Seri.
**[13:29] K**
*It's really not my problem...*
**[13:31] H**
Hey!
**[13:32] H**
Gestöber's going to do a duet with me!
**[13:35] K**
*Nope.*
**[13:37] Student**
Whose turn is it?
**[13:39] H**
This is for my partner, Gestöber!
**[13:42] H**
"Friends Forever"!
***SIGN*** Lyrics
***SIGN*** Comp.
***SIGN*** ~FRIENDS FOREVER~
**[13:45] K**
*That's a real song?! Please stop!*
**[13:48] Student**
Gestöber? You sing, too!
**[13:51] K**
*Please stop...*
**[13:52] Student**
Sing!
**[13:53] H**
Gestöber, will you sing? Here.
***SIGN*** Comrades Comrades
**[13:58] Suzuran**
I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
**[14:02] Suzuran**
Koyuki Seri is coming with
me to look for Utsugi-sama.
**[14:05] Suzuran**
Goodbye.
**[14:06] K**
Huh? W-W-Wait!
**[14:08] K**
Why does everybody grab me by the belt?
**[14:12] M**
I-I'm sorry, Koyukichi-dono!
**[14:15] M**
My sister's being so selfish.
**[14:17] Suzuran**
Only because you're
worthless as shit, Onii-sama.
**[14:19] K**
*That's really mean.*
**[14:22] M**
Koyukichi-dono, feel free
to insult me as she does.
**[14:26] K**
*What are you happy about, Onii-sama?*
**[14:28] Suzuran**
Where did you go, Utsugi-sama?
**[14:30] Suzuran**
You must be in the building...
**[14:31] H**
G-Gestöber!
**[14:33] K**
*Hanadori-ku—*
**[14:35] H**
K-Karaoke?
**[14:36] K**
*Huh?*
**[14:37] Suzuran**
He's bad at dealing with girls,
but he still tries his best.
**[14:40] Suzuran**
You don't seem to have
realized it, so I'll explain.
**[14:43] Suzuran**
Hanadori Kabuto,
Koyuki Seri doesn't like you.
**[14:47] Suzuran**
He thinks you're an idiot.
**[14:48] ---**
And he's sick of you.
**[14:50] Suzuran**
I don't know what that act
of yours is supposed to be,
**[14:54] ---**
but if you're not willing to
commit to it, then give it up.
**[14:56] Suzuran**
Knowing all this, if you still
wish to hang out with him,
**[14:58] Suzuran**
then you should reconsider how you act.
**[15:01] K**
W-Wait, Mogami-san!
**[15:06] K**
You didn't have to come
out and say it like that!
**[15:08] Suzuran**
You know it was bothering you, though.
**[15:10] Suzuran**
Yet you spoil him anyway.
**[15:11] Suzuran**
Are you just pretending to be a good person?
**[15:13] Suzuran**
Or does it not actually bother you that much...
**[15:16] ---**
being "Gestöber"?
**[15:18] K**
That's not it at all, but...
**[15:20] Suzuran**
Go search all the men's restrooms
in the building, please.
**[15:23] K**
It's impossible!
**[15:24] K**
If he's seriously trying to hide,
we'll never find him.
**[15:28] Suzuran**
Oh? You've submitted to him
quite a bit, haven't you?
**[15:33] K**
What about you?
**[15:34] ---**
You said you were going to
ignore him, but you aren't.
**[15:37] Suzuran**
Indeed.
**[15:38] ---**
More than anything, I hated
men like him who sit back
**[15:41] ---**
and laugh at everyone else from above.
**[15:44] Suzuran**
But looking into his eyes, I understood.
**[15:46] Suzuran**
There is no above or below, nor good or evil.
**[15:49] Suzuran**
There is, however, everything.
**[15:51] Suzuran**
The heart of the universe
that engulfs everything.
**[15:54] Suzuran**
Within its hands, which forgave my foolishness,
**[15:57] ---**
I am but a plaything.
**[16:02] Suzuran**
Most people make that face when I talk.
**[16:06] Suzuran**
That face that says,
**[16:08] ---**
"I'm the only normal person in this freak show."
**[16:11] Suzuran**
If you really are the sane one,
**[16:13] ---**
then it's better for them if you make
yourself clear and push them away
**[16:17] ---**
rather than playing the victim.
**[16:19] ---**
The one people have mistaken for
a good guy, Koyuki Seri, is you.
**[16:23] Suzuran**
*Wh-What?!*
**[16:25] (Flashback) Flashback**
You're bothering me.
**[16:25] Suzuran**
*But... But...*
**[16:27] (Flashback) Flashback**
Never talk to me again.
**[16:27] K**
* When I tell him he's bothering me,*
* he just swoons!*
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[16:30] K**
*But then sometimes he cries!*
**[16:30] Flashback**
*This stupid thing!*
**[16:31] K**
* I mean, yeah, maybe I'm trying to*
* come across as the good guy, but...*
**[16:36] H**
*Gestöber!*
**[16:37] K**
*Fine!*
**[16:39] ---**
*You're bothering me,*
**[16:42] ---**
*so I'm not staying here with you anymore.*
**[16:50] M**
K-Koyukichi-dono, I apologize again.
**[16:53] M**
My sister is a bit of a nasty girl,
sure, but it's all my fault.
**[16:57] M**
Please scold me!
**[16:59] K**
No, I'm fine.
**[17:01] K**
*What Mogami-san says is probably right.*
**[17:05] K**
But... I wonder why...
**[17:07] M**
You're wondering about Suzuran?
**[17:09] K**
No, about Hanadori-kun.
**[17:11] K**
Why me, I mean.
**[17:14] K**
At first, I guess he thought
I wanted a friend like him.
**[17:20] K**
Then Tsukimiya-kun said
something about our past lives.
**[17:24] H**
*Gestöber! Gestöber!*
**[17:24] K**
But is that really enough to explain
why he likes me so much?
**[17:30] K**
It shouldn't need to be me.
**[17:32] K**
There must be other people he could
get along with better, you know?
**[17:36] K**
Not that it really matters, though, right?
**[17:39] M**
I think I somewhat understand how he feels.
**[17:46] U**
Oh, you're back, Seri-kun!
**[17:48] Married Wife**
See you later, Utsugi-chan!
**[17:48] K**
Ts-Tsukimiya-kun!
**[17:50] K**
What were you doing in there?
**[17:51] U**
Forget that, Seri-kun.
**[17:53] U**
Hanadori left already.
***SIGN*** House of Coffins
**[18:03] K**
*Wait, wait, wait! Where am I going?*
**[18:06] K**
* If I go after him now,*
* it'll end up like last time...*
**[18:08] K**
*That's right!*
**[18:09] ---**
* It'll be like every other time*
* I got worried for nothing!*
**[18:11] (Flashback) H**
What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[18:13] (Flashback) H**
Did you want to walk Cerberus with me?
**[18:15] K**
* I'll want to hit him,*
* 'cause I'm sure that's what he'll say!*
**[18:18] K**
*But...*
**[18:19] (Flashback) Suzuran**
And he's sick of you.
**[18:22] K**
*I did feel that way...*
**[18:24] K**
*But I didn't want to say it.*
**[18:27] K**
*Maybe I was wrong.*
**[18:32] K**
*When did I get all the way out here?*
**[18:34] K**
*What am I doing?*
**[18:38] H**
C'mon, cut that out!
**[18:39] K**
*There he is!*
**[18:40] K**
*He really was playing with Cerberus!*
**[18:43] K**
*I'll just go home.*
**[18:45] K**
*What a waste of a day.*
**[18:47] H**
Hey, Cerberus, would you hear me out?
**[18:50] H**
It wasn't me who saved you the first time.
**[18:53] ---**
It was Gestöber.
**[18:57] H**
It was on a drizzly morning...
**[19:10] (Flashback) K**
I don't think I can take care of you,
so I'm not going to look at you.
**[19:13] (Flashback) K**
I'll feel sorry for you if I do.
**[19:15] ---**
*The cool-headed Koyuki-kun told a lie! Wow!*
**[19:17] K**
*That's so cliché!*
**[19:18] K**
*Wait, did that happen?*
**[19:20] ---**
*Maybe it did...*
**[19:22] K**
*Was that Cerberus?*
**[19:23] K**
*Also, don't make up my dialogue.*
**[19:26] K**
*I definitely didn't say it that way!*
**[19:28] H**
He's so nice, that Gestöber!
**[19:30] H**
And you know what else?
**[19:32] H**
When we were deciding on the class rep...
**[19:35] (Flashback) K**
Fine. I guess someone's gotta do it.
**[19:37] (Flashback) ---**
You're so cool!
**[19:38] K**
*I did* not *say that!*
**[19:39] K**
* I'm starting to worry about*
* how Hanadori-kun sees me.*
**[19:40] H**
Good boy! Good boy!
**[19:43] H**
So, you see,
**[19:44] ---**
I was really happy to get back
my old relationship with him.
**[19:49] H**
Although he may actually hate me.
**[19:52] H**
Maybe we aren't friends forever.
**[19:54] K**
*That's right.*
**[19:56] K**
*It's all just a fantasy.*
**[19:58] Suzuran**
* It's better if you make yourself*
* clear and push them away.*
**[20:03] K**
Hanadori-kun.
**[20:05] H**
G-Gestöber?
**[20:08] K**
I know I've said this plenty of times,
**[20:11] K**
but my name isn't Gestöber.
**[20:14] ---**
It's Koyuki Seri.
**[20:16] K**
I don't fight anything,
and we're not comrades in arms.
**[20:19] H**
Gestöb—
**[20:19] K**
But...
**[20:21] K**
If you'll just call me by my name,
**[20:23] ---**
I think we can be normal
classmates together... probably.
**[20:29] K**
Thanks for the candy.
**[20:34] K**
Oh, and we're going bowling now.
**[20:36] K**
If you leave, we won't have
enough people to form teams.
**[20:39] H**
Okay, got it.
**[20:41] H**
U-Um, thank you, Gest—
**[20:44] H**
No, um... I mean... K-K-Ko...
**[20:47] H**
Koyuki!
***SIGN*** SMASH!
**[20:52] K**
That's creepy! Just call me Gestöber!
**[21:01] Teacher**
Why are you both soaked?
**[21:05] K**
*What am I doing?!*
**[21:07] K**
*Nothing's changed at all!*
**[21:09] Suzuran**
Koyuki Seri is a failure of a man,
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:12] ---**
more influenced by his
emotions than I thought.
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** Current Turn: Koyuki
**[21:14] M**
That's part of what makes him special.
**[21:17] Hanadori(Background)**
Gestöber said I can call him Gestöber!
**[21:17] Suzuran**
And Hanadori Kabuto...
**[21:19] Hanadori(Background)**
And that he'll never leave my side!
**[21:20] Suzuran**
He pushes, pushes, pushes, pushes,
and then suddenly pulls.
**[21:21] Teacher**
Did he? That's nice.
**[21:23] Suzuran**
He seems to assume by default
that others love him.
**[21:25] Hanadori(Background)**
Maybe I'll try calling him Koyuki again!
**[21:26] Suzuran**
He's more impish than I thought...
**[21:29] ---**
and more of a puppy.
**[21:30] U**
It's more like Seri-kun is just
too much of a pushover.
**[21:35] U**
I'm so happy!
**[21:36] U**
He'll dance for me now without
me having to intervene at all.
**[21:39] Tokimune**
Miguel is an angel... and a little devil.
***SIGN*** Here's the video
I promised to send you.
**[23:15] K**
*Thus the culture festival came to an end,*
**[23:17] ---**
* and I calmed my soul by watching*
* Sumiso-san dance in cat ears...*
**[23:20] K**
Which one is Sumiso-san?
Those aren't the right cat ears!
**[23:25] H**
H-How did Menukoroirya
become a moe character?
**[23:28] K**
You made Tsukimiya-kun the
chief animation director.
**[23:30] H**
Damn! Her bo— They're shaking!
**[23:32] H**
I just wanted Menukoroirya's butt to shake!
**[23:35] H**
I'll have to add a chief
animation director supervisor!
# E8 - SWEET HEART MEMORY
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRME7E1GY/sweet-heart-memory)
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**[00:03] H**
My right eye pains me so...
**[00:06] H**
Miguel's power grows stronger by the day.
**[00:10] H**
But I must complete the project!
**[00:15] H**
Lend me your aid...
**[00:16] ---**
Lend me your aid, Gestöber!
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** School Results
***SIGN*** Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** Usami Cultural Posei U. Ichiyukimon U. Monokidokoro Bunkyo U.
***SIGN*** Doomed Screwed Rekt Failed
***SIGN*** Delusion 8
**[01:58] K**
* This is because of all the*
* time I spent with them!*
**[02:00] K**
* But that's over now!*
* I'll never react to them again!*
**[02:03] H**
Check it out, Gestöber!
**[02:06] K**
*I'll never react to their crap again.*
**[02:08] K**
*I'll just swat any flies I see.*
**[02:10] U**
Didn't that count as reacting, Seri-kun?
**[02:13] K**
*Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.*
**[02:16] K**
* Every time I've said I'll never*
* call out Hanadori-kun again,*
**[02:19] K**
*it doesn't work out.*
**[02:21] K**
*But...*
***SIGN*** How to Talk to People
**[02:22] ---**
How to Keep
Any Schedule
**[02:22] ---**
* After all the studying I've*
* been doing for my tests,*
**[02:25] ---**
* I've learned to develop*
* my latent subconscious.*
**[02:28] U**
Are you waiting for someone
to call you out, Seri-kun?
**[02:30] K**
* I'm redefining what it means*
* to call someone out!*
***SIGN*** School
Newspaper
***SIGN*** Student Council
Elections
**[02:32] H**
I, Sturmhut, am running for
student council president!
**[02:35] H**
Look! Check it out, Gestöber!
**[02:38] K**
*Not a word from me. Do whatever you want.*
***SIGN*** How to Talk to People
**[02:41] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
***SIGN*** Mogami
Kimikage
**[02:43] M**
I heard Kabu-dono was running,
so I entered the race, as well.
**[02:47] M**
What a terrible sin!
Must I be punished for it?
**[02:48] K**
*Not a word from me.*
**[02:49] U**
Since there were so many entrants,
I joined in too, just for fun!
**[02:54] Girls**
Tsukimiya Utsugi!
Please vote for Tsukimiya Utsugi!
**[02:56] K**
*Not a word...*
**[02:57] Hibiki**
I'm only a first-year, but I'm running, too.
**[03:00] Hibiki**
I'm hoping I can support
Miguel-senpai's campaign.
**[03:03] H**
Oh, Helius! That's so nice of you!
**[03:05] K**
*Not a single word out of m—*
**[03:07] U**
Oh! And of course, I entered you too, Seri-kun!
***SIGN*** I'm running!
***SIGN*** I'm running!
***SIGN*** I'm running!
***SIGN*** I'm running!
***SIGN*** Seri Koyuki
***SIGN*** Seri Koyuki
***SIGN*** Seri Koyuki
**[03:10] U**
Look!
**[03:11] U**
I put up all these posters!
***SIGN*** Seri Koyuki
**[03:14] H**
Gestöber!
**[03:14] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
***SIGN*** I'm running!
**[03:18] K**
* The date: just before the*
* student council election.*
***SIGN*** Koyuki Seri
**[03:22] K**
*Damn it all!*
**[03:23] K**
* I don't have time to be*
* on the student council.*
**[03:27] K**
*Damn it...*
***SIGN*** Science Room
**[03:28] K**
*How can I get some time to myself?*
**[03:31] K**
*How can I get some peace?*
**[03:33] K**
*I know!*
**[03:34] ---**
*I'll just poison them.*
**[03:35] K**
*Enough to knock them out for a week.*
**[03:38] Suzuran**
Where is Utsugi-sama?
**[03:40] Suzuran**
What are you doing, Koyuki Seri?
**[03:42] K**
*What* was *I doing, actually?*
**[03:45] Suzuran**
You seem quite troubled.
**[03:47] Suzuran**
That's why I warned you.
**[03:49] K**
Shut up.
**[03:50] Suzuran**
If you can't do anything on your own,
ask Utsugi-sama for help.
***SIGN*** The Truth of the Universe
**[03:55] K**
What? I can't do that.
***SIGN*** The Truth of the Universe
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[03:58] K**
He gets off on seeing me miserable.
**[04:01] Suzuran**
Have you ever actually asked him?
**[04:03] Suzuran**
Or are you just making assumptions?
**[04:05] K**
Well...
**[04:07] Suzuran**
Get down on your knees and lick his boots.
**[04:09] K**
No way in hell!
**[04:12] Suzuran**
Now, let's go.
**[04:13] ---**
*Jeez...*
**[04:21] Suzuran**
Climb up and get this poster, Koyuki Se—
**[04:26] Suzuran**
Oh?
**[04:28] U**
I hear you've come to lick my boots...
**[04:33] U**
All joking aside... Sure, I'll help you out.
**[04:37] U**
I can just tell Hanadori-kun that you
weren't brothers in arms in a past life.
**[04:40] K**
Wait, for real?
**[04:41] U**
You sure that's what you want, though?
**[04:43] U**
He might take it pretty hard.
**[04:45] K**
Well, that was your fault to begin with...
**[04:48] H**
Gestöber!
**[04:49] H**
Hey! I need your help with something!
**[04:52] H**
Gestöber!
**[04:53] U**
See? He's calling for you now.
**[04:55] U**
And I know you won't
have the heart to tell him.
**[04:55] H**
Hey! Where are you?
**[04:58] K**
I-I will, too!
**[04:59] K**
* I don't care what kind of*
* life Hanadori-kun lives,*
**[05:02] ---**
*but I have my own future.*
**[05:04] K**
*So I need him to accept that...*
**[05:07] U**
So you see, Hanadori,
**[05:09] ---**
Seri-kun hasn't the slightest
intention of helping you, he says.
**[05:13] K**
H-Hanadori-kun?
**[05:15] K**
*He froze. What should I do?*
**[05:17] U**
Listen, Hanadori.
**[05:19] ---**
Seri-kun isn't the Hierophant of Ice.
**[05:22] U**
He's the one who sealed Miguel within you...
**[05:26] ---**
Gestöber, the Director of Darkness!
**[05:31] U**
He's the cause of all your suffering!
**[05:35] K**
*You cunning asshole!*
**[05:36] K**
*I really thought you were going to help!*
**[05:38] K**
*You're the cause of all* my *suffering!*
**[05:41] H**
Th-That's impossible!
**[05:43] H**
Tsukimiya, you're a liar!
**[05:47] K**
Hanadori-kun...
**[05:50] K**
There sure are a lot of candidates.
**[05:51] K**
* Why did he believe Tsukimiya*
* when he told him*
**[05:53] ---**
*we were brothers in arms, but not now?*
***SIGN*** Student Council Election Speeches
**[06:00] Teacher**
The candidates for student council
will now give their speeches.
**[06:05] K**
U-Um, I withdrew from the race.
**[06:08] K**
Why am I here?
**[06:09] U**
Oh, who cares, Seri-kun?
**[06:11] ---**
It's more fun this way.
**[06:12] U**
Right, Hanadori?
**[06:16] U**
Oh, dear...
**[06:18] K**
*Hanadori-kun must've taken it pretty hard.*
**[06:21] ---**
*He's been really quiet the past few days.*
**[06:24] K**
* He hasn't been bothering me like usual,*
* and he's been avoiding Tsukimiya-kun, too.*
**[06:28] K**
* He hasn't been shouting "Gwah!"*
* in the middle of class, either.*
**[06:32] K**
* I know this is what I wanted,*
* but it's still somehow...*
**[06:35] K**
*No, this isn't quite what I wanted.*
**[06:38] Teacher**
Student council president candidate
Hanadori Kabuto-kun of Class 2-3.
**[06:41] K**
*What did he want my help with, anyway?*
**[06:54] Students**
Isn't that the dark god of destruction?
**[06:57] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai...
**[06:59] K**
*Hanadori-kun?*
**[07:03] H**
I wanted to change things
here at this school.
**[07:08] H**
I wanted to make it a place for those
who've lost sight of their goals.
**[07:12] H**
For those who aren't confident they
can be the people they want to be.
**[07:15] H**
For those who are so awkward
that things never work out.
**[07:18] H**
A place where everyone can strive
to be who they want to be.
**[07:21] H**
A place where we can all be friends.
**[07:24] K**
*Huh? He's actually sounding normal.*
**[07:27] K**
*What happened to Hanadori-kun?*
**[07:29] K**
*Did the shock ruin his act?*
**[07:31] H**
But I couldn't bring about
this utopia on... my own...
**[07:40] K**
*He's back to his old self.*
**[07:43] H**
I can feel it, Sturmhut...
**[07:45] H**
The darkness in your heart.
**[07:47] K**
*What happened to you?*
**[07:49] K**
* Why are you bringing out Miguel*
* in front of the school?*
**[07:51] H**
Stop it, Miguel!
**[07:52] H**
I haven't given up yet!
**[07:54] K**
* You're not gonna be*
* student council president now!*
***SIGN*** S H O C K
**[08:06] K**
*Yeah, of course they're all slack-jawed.*
**[08:08] K**
* What are you doing?*
* What are you thinking, Hanadori-kun?*
**[08:11] K**
*I'm not saying a word to you, though!*
**[08:13] H**
Gestöber!
**[08:14] H**
I don't know how much longer
I can hold Miguel back.
**[08:18] H**
So before that happens, tell me...
**[08:21] H**
Are you Gestöber, Hierophant of Ice,
**[08:24] H**
or Gestöber, Director of Darkness?
**[08:27] H**
Who will you choose, Sturmhut or Miguel?
**[08:31] H**
Show me your answer with your vote!
***SIGN*** Miguel
***SIGN*** Sturmhut
**[08:34] K**
They're both you!
**[08:37] K**
This is stupid!
**[08:38] ---**
How come I don't get a real vote?
**[08:40] K**
Why am I only allowed to vote for you?
**[08:42] K**
Look at how everybody's whispering!
**[08:44] ---**
Now cut it out and...
**[08:46] K**
*Crap.*
**[08:51] K**
*Hanadori-kun!*
**[08:52] K**
*Oh, no! Did I hit him too hard?*
**[08:56] K**
*No, this is just part of the act, right?*
**[08:59] K**
Hana—
**[09:03] HIbiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[09:03] U**
Hanadori!
**[09:04] M**
Kabu-dono, wake up!
**[09:05] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, wake up!
**[09:08] U**
Hanadori! Hanadori!
**[09:10] K**
Hanadori-kun?
**[09:14] K**
* In those days, the dark god of*
* destruction was always by my side.*
**[09:20] K**
* I was always so busy*
* thinking about tomorrow*
**[09:24] ---**
* that I didn't understand the guy who*
* always treated me like an old friend.*
**[09:27] K**
*I didn't know what to do.*
**[09:31] K**
*And then I caused a terrible tragedy.*
**[09:36] K**
*I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun.*
**[09:38] K**
*Only after losing you do I understand...*
**[09:41] K**
You are my dearest friend!
**[09:43] K**
Knock it the hell off!
***SIGN*** S
***SIGN*** H
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** C
***SIGN*** K
***SIGN*** Student Council Election Speeches
**[09:50] Nurse**
He's fine. Just sleeping.
**[09:52] Nurse**
Not sure if it was stress or lack of sleep, but he was pretty exhausted.
**[09:55] Nurse**
Then he hit his head
and it knocked him out.
**[09:58] Nurse**
Maybe he just worked that hard on his speech.
**[10:05] K**
* It feels like he was actually*
* really serious about it.*
**[10:08] K**
*Why did he care so much?*
**[10:13] K**
H-Hanadori-kun!
**[10:14] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, I'm so glad you're awake!
**[10:18] Hibiki**
Do you hurt anywhere?
**[10:24] H**
U-Um...
**[10:25] H**
I'm sorry, but where are my glasses?
**[10:30] H**
Without my glasses...
**[10:32] ---**
I can't really see out of my right eye.
**[10:34] K**
*What's gotten into him?*
**[10:36] K**
*His glasses?*
**[10:37] K**
* He can't see out his right eye*
* because of his eyepatch!*
**[10:41] H**
Oh, here they are!
**[10:42] K**
*Don't take the nurse's!*
**[10:44] H**
Good.
**[10:46] ---**
Now I'm back to normal.
**[10:48] H**
Without my glasses, I'm just not myself.
**[10:51] K**
*You're hardly yourself right now.*
**[10:54] K**
*What's gotten into you?*
**[10:55] K**
*You're wearing glasses over an eyepatch.*
**[10:58] K**
*Are you okay?*
**[10:59] K**
*What happened?*
**[11:01] U**
Hanadori, do you know who this is?
**[11:10] H**
What's wrong?
**[11:12] H**
Your hair's sticking up.
**[11:13] H**
Want to borrow my conditioner?
**[11:16] K**
*I will kill you.*
**[11:17] K**
**You're *what's wrong!*
**[11:19] K**
*What's with this new act?*
**[11:20] K**
*I don't get it at all!*
**[11:22] Hibiki**
M-Miguel-senpai, are you sure
you didn't hit your head?
**[11:27] H**
Who is this person? He's scary!
**[11:29] H**
That outfit! That frightening weapon!
**[11:32] H**
He's not normal!
**[11:34] Hibiki**
N-No...
**[11:38] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, you jerk!
**[11:41] K**
*He's turned into a real god of destruction...*
**[11:44] K**
Hibiki-kun!
**[11:45] H**
What's going on? I'm really scared.
**[11:49] M**
Have you grown out of your
beep-boop talk, Kabu-dono?
**[11:53] M**
Good to see.
**[11:54] ---**
You're in high school now
and far too old for that.
**[11:58] H**
I don't understand why I'm hearing this
**[11:59] ---**
from a boy who wears a cape and
a scary Japanese mask to school.
**[12:04] H**
Aren't you embarrassed?
**[12:05] K**
*He said it to his face!*
**[12:07] K**
*Hanadori-kun, what's gotten into you?*
**[12:10] M**
I-I didn't get my laundry done, so I'm just
wearing some old clothes... That's all.
**[12:15] K**
*I'm calling bullshit.*
**[12:16] K**
* You're both embarrassing*
* as far as I'm concerned.*
**[12:19] U**
Maybe he has amnesia?
**[12:22] U**
Seri-kun hit him in the head
with a microphone, right?
**[12:26] U**
Maybe the impact did it.
**[12:27] K**
Th-That can't be!
**[12:29] K**
He was just fine after a crash
that knocked me clean out.
***SIGN*** Slam
**[12:33] U**
But you know, he wasn't feeling well today.
**[12:37] U**
Maybe getting hit again
will turn him back to normal.
**[12:41] K**
*And what's that you're doing? A warm-up?*
**[12:43] U**
Hanadori,
**[12:44] ---**
do you not even remember Miguel,
the dark god of destruction?
**[12:48] H**
Dark god...?
**[12:50] ---**
Is that some kind of religion? Scary!
**[12:52] U**
I knew it.
**[12:53] U**
What's gotten into you, Hanadori?
**[12:55] H**
U-Um, you keep talking
like we know each other...
**[12:59] H**
But who are you?
**[13:01] H**
How do you walk around
with your eyes shut like that?
**[13:04] H**
And that smile is frightening,
like it's frozen on your face.
**[13:08] U**
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[13:10] U**
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[13:11] ---**
Tsukimiya-kun!
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
**[13:12] U**
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** S L A P
**[13:15] U**
Now do you remember who
you just spoke out against?
**[13:20] H**
Awful! Scary! How barbaric!
**[13:24] H**
Are all the students at this school like that?
**[13:27] H**
That's right... The student council!
**[13:29] H**
I wanted to be on the student council...
**[13:32] H**
to make this a better school!
**[13:34] H**
That's why I...
**[13:35] K**
*Did he remember?*
**[13:37] H**
That's right.
**[13:38] ---**
Even the most worthless
of lives still has value.
**[13:40] H**
Even people like them are
still students of this school.
**[13:45] H**
I have to do something!
**[13:46] H**
I have a lot to do, so I'll be going!
**[13:50] K**
Who are you calling worthless?!
**[13:52] U**
That didn't work.
**[13:54] U**
But he was talking about wanting to
change the school during his speech, too.
**[13:58] U**
He must've really wanted to do something.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[14:02] H**
*Um... Attention, everyone.*
**[14:05] H**
* I'm sorry for surprising you*
* during my speech yesterday.*
**[14:08] H**
*I was a little too tense.*
**[14:12] H**
*As I said yesterday,*
**[14:13] ---**
* I want to make this school*
* a better place for everyone.*
**[14:13] Teacher**
That's Hanadori, isn't it?
**[14:16] H**
*I want you all to make good memories here.*
**[14:20] U**
That's not my Hanadori at all.
**[14:23] U**
It's boring.
**[14:24] U**
He received a new destiny as Sturmhut,
but he still won't believe it.
**[14:32] K**
*Maybe he's happier this way.*
**[14:36] K**
*It's perfect for me that he's avoiding me, but...*
**[14:41] K**
*That's exactly what I wanted, but...*
**[14:43] K**
*If he lost his memory because of me...*
**[14:46] K**
*That just doesn't feel right.*
**[14:49] U**
So you're lonely too, huh?
**[14:52] K**
N-No!
**[14:53] K**
Don't steal my lunch!
**[14:55] K**
Also...
***SIGN*** M u m b l e
***SIGN*** M
u
m
b
l
e
**[14:56] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, you're terrible.
**[14:58] Hibiki**
Why?
**[15:00] ---**
You told me to do what I wanted to do.
**[15:02] Hibiki**
I admired you so much.
**[15:05] Hibiki**
So why...
**[15:06] ---**
Why do you think that is, Gestöber-senpai?
***SIGN*** Mumble
***SIGN*** Mumble
***SIGN*** Mumble
***SIGN*** Mumble
***SIGN*** Mumble
***SIGN*** Mumble
**[15:09] Hibiki**
Tell me.
**[15:10] Hibiki**
Tell me... Why?
***SIGN*** Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
***SIGN*** Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
**[15:12] Hibiki**
Why? Why? Why?
**[15:12] K**
*Scary... Hibiki-kun, you're being scary!*
**[15:19] M**
Kabu-dono seems to have dropped out.
**[15:22] M**
How long will he last?
**[15:25] M**
Not that it's my problem.
**[15:26] M**
Now, Koyukichi-dono,
**[15:28] ---**
scold me for wearing
my old clothes yesterday.
**[15:32] M**
While the oni's away, the mice will play.
**[15:34] K**
*You're the oni!*
**[15:35] K**
* Knock it off with the sword and*
* the heart eyes! Stay in character!*
**[15:43] K**
*Sure, I don't want anything to do with him...*
**[15:46] H**
*How barbaric!*
**[15:49] K**
*I'm not lonely. I'm mad!*
**[15:52] K**
*Yeah, maybe this is my fault,*
**[15:54] K**
*but why do I have to feel bad on his part?*
***SIGN*** Grrr
Grrr
**[15:56] K**
*He's the barbaric one...*
**[15:58] ---**
* always raging on about*
* "Gestöber this" and "Gestöber that"!*
**[16:01] (Flashback) H**
Check it out, Gestöber!
**[16:03] (Flashback) H**
I need your help with something! Gestöber!
**[16:07] K**
*What was so important to him?*
**[16:11] K**
*Hanadori-kun?!*
**[16:13] Boy**
The dark god of destruction,
Miguel, has revived!
**[16:15] Boy**
Oh, damn! He's back!
***SIGN*** G r r r r r
**[16:18] Boy**
So what does Miguel do then?
**[16:19] Boy**
Revives the darkness, maybe?
**[16:21] Boy**
What does that even mean?
**[16:24] K**
*Jeez! I thought he'd gotten his memory back!*
**[16:27] Boy**
Hey, it's the former Miguel!
**[16:29] Boy**
Why are you so serious all of a sudden?
**[16:32] Boy**
Worried about what people think?
Seems a little late for that.
**[16:35] H**
Wh-Who are you people?
**[16:37] Boy**
I took Miguel from you, actually.
**[16:41] Boy**
You gave up the act, so you don't
need that eyepatch anymore, right?
**[16:44] Boy**
Give it to me! I need to seal away Miguel!
**[16:47] H**
Why am I even wearing this?
**[16:49] Boy**
Who cares? You forgot, right?
**[16:53] H**
If you want it, you can have it.
**[16:56] Boy**
Seriously?
**[17:00] Boy**
What are you doing?
**[17:01] H**
W-Well...
**[17:03] ---**
I don't need it, but I just can't
give it up for some reason.
**[17:06] Boy**
What is that?
**[17:07] ---**
Your new backstory?
**[17:09] H**
Why? I can't remember...
**[17:12] H**
Maybe it was really expensive!
**[17:14] H**
Like 8,500 yen?
**[17:16] ---**
*You know that's wrong.*
**[17:16] H**
Or maybe it's part of an important memory...
**[17:18] Boy**
Hey, your buddy's here!
**[17:20] Boy**
Maybe he has some answers.
**[17:23] Boy**
What's with Hanadori?
He's acting weird today.
**[17:25] Boy**
You're his buddy, right?
**[17:27] ---**
You know, the one with the weird name...
**[17:29] K**
I-I'm not his buddy.
**[17:30] Boy**
Huh? That's a harsh thing to say to Miguel.
**[17:34] Boy**
You mean the *former* Miguel.
**[17:36] K**
*No, Hanadori-kun's just ignoring me.*
**[17:39] K**
*I'm sure now...*
**[17:52] K**
Hana...
**[17:54] Boy**
Aww, you made him cry!
**[17:57] H**
What? How odd...
**[17:59] H**
Strange liquid is seeping from my eyes. Why?
**[18:01] Boy**
Don't cry, former Miguel.
**[18:04] K**
*Because I said I wasn't his buddy?*
**[18:07] (Flashback) U**
Seri-kun is Gestöber, Director of Darkness!
**[18:10] (Flashback) U**
He's the cause of all your suffering!
**[18:12] (Flashback) H**
Tsukimiya, you're a liar!
**[18:16] K**
*Has that been bugging him this whole time?*
**[18:21] K**
I'm sick of this.
**[18:23] K**
The little things, the things
you have no evidence of...
**[18:27] K**
Don't worry about all that stuff!
**[18:29] K**
It's annoying when you keep
obsessing over it and going crazy!
**[18:32] K**
I'm not your buddy.
**[18:35] K**
I hate to say it,
**[18:36] ---**
but for a long time now,
you and I have been...
**[18:41] H**
No, I mean... We're not friends, right?
**[18:44] H**
We just met yesterday.
**[18:46] H**
And I don't want to be associated
with people like you, I don't think...
***SIGN*** Smash!
**[18:50] K**
Screw you!
**[18:52] H**
My glasses!
**[18:57] H**
That's so mean!
**[18:59] H**
What was that for, Gestöber?
**[19:01] H**
How could you do that to Sturmhut?
**[19:03] H**
Jeez! I'm super mad, you hear me?
**[19:07] H**
Just kidding!
**[19:10] All**
H-He's back?
**[19:12] H**
What's wrong, guys?
**[19:14] H**
What's gotten into all of you?
**[19:16] H**
Were you worried about me being down?
**[19:19] Hibiki**
I'm so glad, Miguel-senpai!
**[19:20] Hibiki**
It was all a misunderstanding, wasn't it?
**[19:23] Hibiki**
As the grim reaper,
I'll stay by your side forever!
**[19:24] M**
How dull.
**[19:30] K**
*So what was that all about, anyway?*
**[19:33] K**
* Can someone really change so much*
* over losing a few memories?*
**[19:37] K**
* What if he has another,*
* weirder personality tomorrow?*
**[19:40] U**
Seri-kun, don't sweat the small stuff.
**[19:44] K**
*I wish you would worry a lot more.*
**[19:46] U**
Here. This is the student council
plan Hanadori wrote up.
**[19:49] U**
If you read it, you might understand
what he wanted to talk to you about.
***SIGN*** Ask Gestöber for help
***SIGN*** Menukoroirya
***SIGN*** Mascot Character (Ask Tsukimiya?)
***SIGN*** Menukoroirya study group (somewhere)
***SIGN*** Japanese
***SIGN*** Friend-Making Support Group
***SIGN*** So that guys like Helius can make friends
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Mitoya
***SIGN*** (Gestöber)
***SIGN*** Lots of fun!!
***SIGN*** Amazing club activities (Ask Gestöber)
**[20:00] K**
*What was he worried about?*
***SIGN*** ...wanted to lend(?) borrow. Gestöber is my enemy...? Is that really right? I don't know. It hurts... My head... But Gestöber is Gestöber. I know that he's kind.
**[20:03] K**
*I couldn't possibly help him with this.*
**[20:06] ---**
*I've got my own problems!*
***SIGN*** But Gestöber is Gestöber.
I know that he's kind.
**[20:13] K**
* "If something happens to me,*
* I know he'll help me again."*
**[20:17] ---**
* "So if something's bothering Gestöber,*
* I want to help him."*
***SIGN*** Slam
**[20:23] K**
*You're what's bothering me! You!*
**[20:26] H**
Wh-What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[20:29] H**
If you want to talk, I'm all ears.
**[20:33] K**
*But...*
**[20:38] K**
* But I don't want the Hanadori-kun*
* I know to just disappear.*
**[20:42] K**
*In some weird way.*
**[20:45] K**
*I'm relieved, but also disappointed.*
**[20:48] K**
*But in any case,*
**[20:49] ---**
* I'm sure things will be back*
* to normal tomorrow.*
**[20:52] K**
Why don't you just forget everything, then?
**[20:55] K**
All the yelling, all the anger...
**[20:57] K**
I can poison you if you want!
***SIGN*** Nag
**[21:01] Teacher**
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
**[21:01] K**
* By the way, at the time,*
* Mogami-kun's sister was...*
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Yell
**[22:36] Tokimune**
Too many people use the word
"angel" as a generic complement.
**[22:42] Tokimune**
You aren't angels.
**[22:44] Tokimune**
The only angel is Miguel.
**[22:48] Hibiki**
P-People sometimes tell me I'm an angel.
**[22:51] K**
*You're not supposed to say that yourself.*
**[22:53] Hibiki**
But it's absurd for a grim reaper like
me to call himself an angel, right?
**[22:57] Hibiki**
I wish I could disappear.
**[22:59] M**
The only real angel is Koyukichi-dono.
**[23:02] M**
No, he's less a messenger of god
and more a bodhisattva.
**[23:03] Hibiki**
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
**[23:08] K**
*Bodhisattva!*
**[23:09] M**
Maybe he's more like a god.
**[23:12] H**
I'm a god!
**[23:13] SUzuran**
The only god is Utsugi-sama.
**[23:15] K**
Sumiso-san is my goddess!
An archangel!
**[23:18] U**
Did you give up on yelling
at people, Seri-kun?
**[23:20] Hibiki**
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
***SIGN*** Composite Processing Test
**[23:25] H**
Impossible! How are we getting
moe characters out of this?
**[23:29] H**
What happened to my chief
animation director supervisor?!
**[23:31] K**
People like pretty girls more.
**[23:33] K**
They sell better.
**[23:35] H**
And you call yourself the director?!
**[23:38] K**
Wait, I'm the director?!
# E9 - So Merry Christmas
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NV9V10Y/so-merry-christmas)
Translator:
Editor:
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QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] U**
Come on, Hanadori. Get out of there already.
**[00:04] U**
It's time to go teach the little kids.
**[00:06] U**
Even you, a shy boy who's awkward around girls
and covered in dark god of destruction juice,
**[00:11] U**
should be able to handle some kids.
***SIGN*** Sigh
**[00:14] H**
Must be nice to be the guy
who got on the student council!
**[00:18] H**
Life is so easy for you!
**[00:21] K**
*After all the chaos he caused,*
**[00:22] ---**
* Hanadori-kun lost the student*
* council elections miserably.*
***SIGN*** S H O C K
**[00:26] K**
* The only new electee was Tsukimiya-kun,*
* who became the council's auditor.*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
***SIGN*** The Truth of the Universe
**[00:31] K**
*Hanadori-kun's jealousy was a thing to behold.*
**[00:36] H**
I can feel it. Miguel's coming.
**[00:38] H**
He's about to go out of control.
**[00:40] H**
You guys are lucky.
**[00:41] ---**
You can be on the student council because
you don't have the world to protect.
**[00:45] H**
Come on down here, Gestöber.
**[00:48] H**
Ditch that jerk of a wannabe genius
and we can make our own secret base.
**[00:51] H**
Hey.
**[00:52] M**
Come on out, Kabu-dono.
**[00:54] M**
You're causing problems for Koyukichi-dono.
**[00:56] K**
* Good grief... I'd love to*
* just leave him in there,*
**[01:00] K**
* but since we're in the same group,*
* I'll get in trouble if he doesn't do the work.*
**[01:04] Chi**
It's Miguel-oniichan!
**[01:06] H**
You're...
**[01:07] Chi**
You came to see me at my preschool?
**[01:10] H**
Oh, you're the girl from the restaurant.
**[01:12] H**
Have you been well?
**[01:14] Chi**
Yup!
**[01:15] Chi**
I was hoping I'd get to see you again!
**[01:19] Chi**
Tell me all about hell, okay?
**[01:21] Chi**
And let's eat lunch together!
**[01:25] H**
Okay! Gather around, everyone!
**[01:28] H**
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
**[01:31] K**
*A complete 180!*
**[01:32] H**
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
**[01:33] K**
*Now he's in a great mood.*
**[01:35] K**
*Well, it's better than him pouting.*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
**[03:09] K**
* And so our day of helping out at the*
* preschool got off to an... okay... start.*
***SIGN*** Delusion 9
**[03:15] Kids**
Let's play, Onii-chan!
**[03:16] Kids**
Let's play!
**[03:18] K**
*What do I do?*
**[03:19] K**
*I don't know how to talk to kids!*
**[03:21] U**
Hello there.
**[03:23] U**
My name is Utsugi.
**[03:25] Kid**
I'm Masato!
**[03:26] U**
Masato-kun, huh?
**[03:28] U**
That's a cool name.
**[03:29] U**
Okay, let's go to the playroom.
**[03:31] K**
*I see!*
**[03:32] U**
Follow me!
**[03:32] K**
*First, you put yourself on their level...*
**[03:36] H**
*I refuse to lose to Tsukimiya.*
**[03:38] K**
*You're still mad about that?*
**[03:41] K**
*Give it up and face facts.*
**[03:43] K**
*You shouldn't act like that in front of kids.*
**[03:46] Kids**
Oh, wow!
**[03:48] M**
Easy, right?
**[03:50] Kids**
Yup!
**[03:50] M**
Now you give it a try.
**[03:53] Kids**
* Even Mogami-kun the social*
* reject is doing well...*
**[03:56] H**
*I won't lose to Mogami, either!*
**[03:59] K**
*Why, though?*
**[04:00] K**
*He didn't get on the student council, either!*
**[04:02] Tanaka**
Hello!
**[04:03] Tanaka**
Goodbye!
**[04:03] Kids**
That's so neat!
**[04:04] H**
*Not Tanaka, either!*
**[04:05] K**
*Who is Tanaka?!*
**[04:06] K**
*Are you just mad at everyone?*
**[04:08] H**
So Tsukimiya headed to the playroom?
**[04:10] H**
Let's follow him.
**[04:11] H**
Heh heh heh!
**[04:13] Kids**
Heh heh heh...
**[04:14] K**
*Is this okay?*
**[04:16] Teacher**
Oh, Koyuki-kun!
**[04:18] Teacher**
Could you help me for a second?
***SIGN*** Home Ec Room
**[04:23] K**
So I'm making the cakes?
**[04:24] Teacher**
We're having a surprise party for the
kids with December birthdays at lunch.
**[04:29] Teacher**
I was hoping you could do the decorating
and write little messages for them.
**[04:33] K**
Th-That's a big job...
**[04:35] K**
I've never done this before.
**[04:37] Teacher**
Don't worry, don't worry!
**[04:39] Teacher**
I'll help you.
**[04:42] Kid**
Sensei!
**[04:43] Teacher**
What's wrong, Takkun?
**[04:44] Kid**
I'm not playing with Yu-kun anymore!
**[04:46] Kid**
I hate him!
**[04:49] Teacher**
Goodness... What happened?
**[04:53] K**
*It's hard being in preschool.*
**[04:55] K**
*Was I like that?*
**[04:58] K**
*Yeah, there's always fighting.*
**[04:58] H**
I'm never talking to you again! I hate you!
**[05:00] K**
*I remember "I'll never talk to you again!"*
**[05:02] H**
Listen to this, Gestöber!
**[05:03] K**
*It was you?!*
**[05:05] H**
Tsukimiya's a meanie!
**[05:06] K**
*Why are you so unstable?*
**[05:09] K**
*What happened?*
**[05:10] H**
Tsukimiya is stealing away
all my hopes and dreams!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Chi**
Look! I can walk on stilts now!
**[05:18] (Flashback) Chi**
You're amazing, Utsugi-oniichan!
**[05:20] (Flashback) Chi**
I'm going to marry you!
**[05:24] K**
* Tsukimiya-kun, you didn't need to*
* trample Hanadori-kun's pride like that...*
**[05:28] M**
You're a very noisy man.
**[05:30] M**
How long have you even known Tsukimiya-dono?
**[05:34] M**
If you can reject him so readily, Kabu-dono,
**[05:37] M**
you'll never reach the heights that
Koyukichi-dono and I have attained.
**[05:41] K**
*Sorry, I reject you, too.*
**[05:45] Teacher**
Now, now...
**[05:47] Teacher**
Takkun, Hanadori-kun,
**[05:49] Teacher**
we all have things we don't
like about each other.
**[05:52] Teacher**
But you know what makes your friends special
better than anyone else, don't you?
**[05:57] Teacher**
Remember how excited you were to make
Yu-kun a surprise present for his birthday?
**[06:03] Kid**
I don't wanna anymore.
**[06:05] Teacher**
Do you remember the day you became friends?
**[06:08] Teacher**
The first time he talked to you.
**[06:11] Teacher**
The first time you went
on adventures together.
**[06:13] Teacher**
The first time you told someone,
"He's my friend."
**[06:18] Teacher**
Didn't that make you happy?
**[06:20] Teacher**
Didn't everything seem bright and shiny?
**[06:25] H**
I've known Tsukimiya since preschool.
**[06:29] H**
The day I first met him...
**[06:36] K**
*You don't remember?!*
**[06:38] Teacher**
I don't know why you were fighting,
**[06:42] Teacher**
but if you want to talk to him again,
**[06:45] Teacher**
you just need a little bit of courage.
***SIGN*** Hijiri Preschool
***SIGN*** Hijiri
Preschool
**[06:51] (Flashback) ---**
Hey.
**[06:52] (Flashback) U**
Are you just going to stand there
until someone talks to you?
**[06:57] (Flashback) U**
If you want to be friends with someone,
say the words of courage.
**[07:01] (Flashback) H**
"The words of courage!"
**[07:02] (Flashback) U**
No, I mean...
**[07:07] H**
My head...
**[07:09] H**
Tsukimiya always understood me.
**[07:12] H**
He was always there for young
Sturmhut before he met Gestöber.
**[07:20] (Flashback) U**
Are you okay, Hanadori?
***SIGN*** Shake
**[07:21] (Flashback) ---**
Tsukimiya!
**[07:22] (Flashback) U**
Are you okay, Hanadori?
***SIGN*** Shake
**[07:25] (Flashback) U**
Listen. You have a special power.
**[07:28] (Flashback) H**
Special power... awaken...
**[07:30] (Flashback) U**
I'll do whatever Tsukimiya-kun tells me to!
**[07:34] K**
*You were brainwashed?*
**[07:36] H**
Then, in high school...
**[07:38] (Flashback) U**
That guy, Koyuki Seri-kun,
was your partner in a previous life.
**[07:43] K**
*The cause of it all!*
**[07:45] H**
If it weren't for Tsukimiya, I'd...
**[07:47] K**
*If it weren't for Tsukimiya-kun, I'd...*
**[07:50] H**
I need your help, Gestöber.
**[07:52] Kids**
Thank you for the meal!
**[07:54] Teacher**
Everyone, we have a surprise cake today!
**[07:59] Kids**
Cake?!
**[08:00] Kids**
What for?!
**[08:01] K**
H-Happy birthday to everyone born in December!
**[08:05] Kids**
Yay!
**[08:07] H**
And... And this is for Tsukimiya!
***SIGN*** Ta-
***SIGN*** da!
**[08:11] H**
I asked Gestöber to make it for me.
**[08:15] H**
It's spelled wrong, though...
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[08:17] H**
Your birthday is December 12th, right?
**[08:20] H**
Happy birthday, Tsukimiya.
**[08:22] H**
And...
**[08:25] H**
Congratulations on getting
onto the student council.
**[08:28] H**
I can't do anything to help you,
**[08:29] H**
but I'm sure you're better
suited for it than me.
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya Utsugi
**[08:32] H**
Do your best.
**[08:34] U**
You're not mad anymore, Hanadori?
**[08:36] H**
O-Of course not.
**[08:38] H**
I hope we can still be friends.
**[08:40] U**
Sure. Thanks, Hanadori!
**[08:46] H**
It... It actually really hurt
to be in a fight with you!
**[08:52] U**
You never change, Hanadori.
**[08:57] K**
*I bet he's manipulated you your whole life.*
***SIGN*** Hijiri Preschool
***SIGN*** Hijiri Preschool
**[09:02] (Flashback) H**
Um, Tsukimiya-kun...
**[09:06] (Flashback) H**
Be my friend.
**[09:09] U**
I couldn't help recalling it.
**[09:12] U**
Hanadori was so cute when he was little.
**[09:16] H**
D-Dummyhead! You're making me blush!
**[09:18] K**
*Dum... Oh, forget it.*
**[09:20] ---**
*What was that all about?*
**[09:24] K**
* Will the day ever come when I look back*
* on meeting these guys with nostalgia?*
**[09:31] K**
* It's not exactly something*
* I want to remember...*
**[09:35] U**
Oh, by the way, Seri-kun...
**[09:37] U**
We were reviewing the work
the student council does,
**[09:40] U**
and we all decided we should
let the runner-up join, too.
**[09:45] U**
I could use the help...
**[09:47] K**
*What? No!*
**[09:49] K**
*If I do that, it'll happen again...*
**[09:50] H**
Gestöber, you traitor!
**[09:53] K**
*Hanadori-kun will throw another fit.*
**[09:55] ---**
N-No, I can't...
**[09:57] U**
So since you were the runner-up,
Hanadori, why not join?
**[10:00] H**
Me? Really?
**[10:02] H**
What should I do?
**[10:04] H**
I came in second?
**[10:06] H**
I got more votes than Gestöber?
**[10:10] H**
I feel kind of bad...
**[10:12] H**
Will he be jealous?
**[10:14] H**
If everyone finds out that he
got fewer votes than I did...
**[10:18] H**
Still, only the chosen can participate.
**[10:22] H**
I hate to say it,
**[10:24] H**
but I did get more votes...
**[10:26] H**
But, you know, I'm glad
I worked up the courage to run.
**[10:31] H**
Effort doesn't always pay off, tho—
**[10:35] K**
You bastards!
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
**[10:36] K**
Why are you so damn cocky?!
You act like you just slew an ogre!
**[10:39] K**
Tsukimiya! Why'd you look
at me when you said that?!
**[10:39] M**
Please slay this ogre too, Koyukichi-dono!
**[10:42] K**
You jerk! Moron! Asshole! Screw you!
**[10:42] ---**
Take off this worthless ogre's head!
**[10:47] H**
Gestöber!
**[10:49] H**
Please, hear me out!
**[10:51] H**
I'm sorry!
**[10:53] H**
I'm so sorry I hurt you! I didn't realize you
wanted to be on the student council so badly!
**[10:59] H**
Don't worry, Gestöber! You have value!
**[11:03] H**
Even if nobody else votes for you, I will!
**[11:07] H**
So please, Gestöber!
**[11:10] H**
Tsukimiya...
**[11:12] ---**
Sometimes words of courage
don't get across, huh?
**[11:16] U**
That's right, Hanadori.
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[11:18] K**
*Now I have something else I want to forget...*
***SIGN*** Christmas Party
Dec. 24th
**[11:24] H**
Pathetic.
**[11:26] H**
Becoming mere cattle,
brainwashed and manipulated...
**[11:30] H**
Nothing more than sheeple.
**[11:32] H**
If you want to celebrate the birth
of a god, celebrate mine instead.
**[11:36] U**
What? You're not going, Hanadori?
**[11:38] U**
Seri-kun's looking forward to it.
**[11:41] Sumiso**
Um, are you going to the
Christmas party too, Koyuki-kun?
**[11:45] K**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:48] K**
Are you, Sumiso-san?
**[11:49] Sumiso**
Yup!
**[11:52] K**
* I already bought something*
* for the gift exchange, but...*
**[11:56] K**
*What should I do?*
**[11:59] K**
*Would this look good on Sumiso-san?*
**[12:03] K**
* Since I didn't get to give her a*
* birthday present thanks to them...*
**[12:07] K**
*No, maybe it's better if I don't.*
**[12:11] K**
* Maybe getting something*
* specially for her would be creepy.*
**[12:14] K**
*And, actually...*
**[12:16] K**
*Is she even coming today?*
**[12:20] News**
* It's Christmas Eve, and snow storms*
* are blowing all across Japan...*
**[12:24] K**
* Today's the Christmas party*
* that Tsukimiya-kun suggested...*
**[12:28] ---**
* or probably just forced through*
* the student council.*
**[12:32] K**
*Oh, jeez...*
**[12:33] ---**
* I'm still early. I should*
* find somewhere to chill...*
**[12:36] M**
I'm begging you!
***SIGN*** Yakiniku・Horumon
**[12:39] M**
Please, sell me a Black Santa outfit!
**[12:43] M**
I need Koyukichi-dono to wear it!
**[12:47] K**
*Mogami-kun, what are you doing?*
**[12:47] Man**
Sir, this is a yakiniku shop!
We don't have those!
**[12:52] M**
What?!
**[12:53] M**
You don't know the legend of Black Santa?
**[12:55] M**
Black Santa Claus visits
bad little girls and boys
**[12:59] ---**
and gives them awful things
like rocks or bloody intestines...
**[13:03] M**
or even beats them with his sack!
**[13:06] M**
I'm a bad boy! So I need a Black Santa
outfit for Koyukichi-dono!
**[13:11] K**
*Hey, stop that!*
**[13:13] K**
* Do you always shout my*
* name in public like that?*
**[13:13] M**
Please! For Koyukichi-dono!
**[13:16] K**
* Also, why would a yakiniku*
* place sell Santa outfits?*
**[13:17] M**
Please!
**[13:22] M**
I smell Koyukichi-dono!
**[13:23] M**
He's close!
**[13:25] K**
*How can you tell at this distance?!*
**[13:27] K**
*You're scary!*
**[13:30] K**
*Starting over!*
**[13:32] K**
*Today's the Christmas party.*
**[13:33] K**
*I was just hoping to see Sumiso-san...*
**[13:37] K**
*But I can't drag my feet like this!*
**[13:39] K**
* Sumiso-san is popular with regular*
* guys who are constantly looking*
**[13:44] ---**
* for a way to get closer to her,*
* but don't have the guts to do it.*
**[13:48] K**
*I can tell!*
**[13:50] K**
*I have to tell her how I feel...*
**[13:55] Sumiso**
This is for me?
**[13:56] Sumiso**
A Christmas present! How wonderful!
**[14:00] Sumiso**
Do you... like me, Koyuki-kun?
**[14:09] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun...
**[14:12] K**
*...and get her to realize it!*
**[14:17] K**
Hibiki-kun?!
***SIGN*** Careful
Snowblowing
**[14:22] Hibiki**
I got snowblown by a snowblower!
**[14:25] K**
*How does that even happen?*
**[14:26] Hibiki**
I knew nobody liked me!
**[14:29] Hibiki**
I got Helius-blown!
**[14:30] Hibiki**
My present for the gift exchange is ruined!
**[14:33] Hibiki**
I was looking forward to
my first Christmas party!
**[14:37] Hibiki**
I don't have the right to participate...
**[14:40] Hibiki**
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
**[14:42] ---**
If I go, the cake will spoil,
and everyone will be cursed.
**[14:46] Hibiki**
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
**[14:47] K**
*You don't have to get all poetic...*
**[14:50] Hibiki**
My mommy told me Santa doesn't
come to our house, either.
**[14:55] K**
Here, Hibiki-kun. Take it.
**[14:58] K**
For the gift exchange.
**[15:01] Hibiki**
But Senpai, this is...
**[15:03] K**
I bought extra.
**[15:05] Hibiki**
Are you sure?
**[15:08] ---**
Go have fun.
**[15:10] K**
See you later!
**[15:13] K**
*I know that's what I said...*
**[15:15] K**
*But what will I do for the gift exchange now?*
**[15:19] K**
*Well, I've still got Sumiso-san's gift...*
**[15:22] K**
* Anyway, I need to get going*
* before I run into any more trouble.*
**[15:25] Man**
Hey, wake up!
**[15:26] Woman**
Are you okay?
**[15:27] Suzuran**
Where is Utsugi-sama?
**[15:30] K**
Mogami-san?
**[15:31] K**
What are you doing? Where is your coat?
**[15:33] Man**
You know her?
**[15:34] Man**
Good, good.
**[15:36] Suzuran**
I saw Utsugi-sama walking
with a middle-aged woman
**[15:38] Suzuran**
and ran out of the house.
**[15:40] K**
You'd better hurry home and
warm up before you get sick!
**[15:44] Suzuran**
I have to go.
**[15:45] K**
You can't!
**[15:47] Suzuran**
You understand, don't you, Koyuki Seri?
**[15:49] Suzuran**
I have to see him today.
**[15:51] Suzuran**
Even if he's seeing someone else.
**[15:57] K**
Then at least wear this.
**[16:01] K**
I'm in a hurry!
**[16:02] K**
Bye! Go home soon!
**[16:07] K**
*What do I do?*
**[16:08] K**
*I don't have time to go buy anything else.*
**[16:11] K**
*I need to at least get to the party...*
**[16:13] K**
*I want to see Sumiso-san!*
**[16:16] K**
*I fell into a hole!*
**[16:17] K**
*What is this? Someone help!*
**[16:19] K**
*I can't get out!*
**[16:22] K**
*Why does this always happen to me?*
**[16:27] K**
*I guess it's fine.*
**[16:28] K**
* I wouldn't have had the courage*
* to give it to her, anyway.*
**[16:31] H**
Don't give up, little boy.
**[16:34] K**
Santa-san?
**[16:36] H**
I've been watching you.
**[16:39] H**
There's someone you want to see, isn't there?
**[16:42] H**
It's Christmas Eve.
**[16:44] H**
God wouldn't let a good boy suffer.
**[16:48] K**
Thank you,
**[16:50] K**
but it's okay.
**[16:51] K**
My clothes are all dirty now,
and I don't have a present for her.
**[16:57] H**
Then give her this.
**[17:01] H**
It's a silver accessory.
I'm sure she'll love it.
**[17:05] H**
Merry Christmas, little boy!
**[17:11] M**
I can't believe it!
**[17:12] M**
Koyukichi-dono got my present!
**[17:15] M**
I'm so glad I spent all
that time looking for it!
**[17:17] Aitsu**
You're sure getting into the spirit, Koyuki.
**[17:19] Hibiki**
It's so cute, Gestöber-senpai!
**[17:22] K**
* My clothes got all dirty,*
* so I didn't have a choice...*
**[17:26] U**
Number 8!
**[17:27] U**
Whoever's got number 8, come on up!
**[17:30] K**
* Anyway, I took this, but I can't*
* really give it to anyone, can I?*
**[17:35] K**
*I should give it back to that Santa.*
**[17:38] Aitsu**
What? You haven't turned in your present yet?
**[17:41] Aitsu**
I'll take it up for you, so go eat.
**[17:46] U**
Number 7!
**[17:47] Sumiso**
Bingo!
**[17:49] Sumiso**
I got this one!
**[17:52] K**
S-Sumiso-san, that's...
**[17:54] Sumiso**
What? Was this yours, Koyuki-kun?
**[17:56] Sumiso**
What a coincidence.
**[17:58] Sumiso**
Can I open it?
**[17:59] K**
*Is this okay?*
**[17:59] K**
Huh? Oh, uh... Sure.
**[18:03] Sumiso**
What a beautiful necklace!
**[18:05] Sumiso**
Is it handmade?
**[18:07] ---**
*That's...*
**[18:08] Tokimune**
Are you sure about this, Miguel?
**[18:11] Tokimune**
You were so excited
**[18:12] Tokimune**
about dressing up as Santa and giving
Gestöber a matching accessory.
**[18:18] S**
It's fine.
**[18:19] ---**
Gestöber worked hard today.
**[18:22] S**
Though it was an awful thing
to do to you, Schlecht.
**[18:25] S**
After you spent all that time teaching
me how to make accessories...
**[18:28] Tokimune**
It's fine.
**[18:31] Tokimune**
It's been a while since we've
gotten to spend time together.
**[18:34] Tokimune**
Honestly... That Gestöber is
lucky you care for him so much.
**[18:42] K**
I'm sorry, Sumiso-san.
**[18:44] K**
I think that present was...
**[18:45] Sumiso**
I just love it!
**[18:48] ---**
Thank you, Koyuki-kun!
**[18:51] K**
* Sumiso-san's happy, and I got to*
* do what I came here for, but...*
**[18:56] H**
*Don't give up, little boy.*
**[19:00] K**
I'm sorry.
**[19:01] K**
Sumiso-san, I'm pretty sure
that was meant for me.
**[19:06] K**
I know I'm probably not
making any sense, but...
**[19:13] Sumiso**
I'm glad.
**[19:16] Sumiso**
It was important to you, wasn't it?
**[19:19] K**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:21] K**
I'm sorry. I...
**[19:23] K**
I really wanted you to...
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[19:35] H**
Gestöber! What are you doing here?
**[19:36] K**
You made this for me, didn't you?
**[19:41] H**
Y-You could tell?
**[19:43] K**
*Well, obviously.*
**[19:45] K**
So, anyway, since you gave it to me...
**[19:50] K**
Thanks.
**[19:56] H**
Sure thing.
**[20:00] K**
*What a mess of a Christmas this has been.*
**[20:02] K**
* I can't believe I'm spending*
* it with Hanadori-kun.*
**[20:05] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun!
**[20:09] K**
S-Sumiso-san! How—
**[20:12] Sumiso**
Does it look good on me?
**[20:13] K**
Wait, what? How...
**[20:15] Suzuran**
I thought the pale pink would look good
draped on Sumiso Kotoko's shoulders.
**[20:19] Suzuran**
I told her what happened and
delivered the gift to its rightful owner.
**[20:24] Suzuran**
I asked why she'd want something that had
already been given to another girl, but...
**[20:29] Sumiso**
Can I really have it?
**[20:35] K**
O-Of cour—
**[20:36] Hibiki**
Hey, Gestöber-senpai!
**[20:38] Hibiki**
I was gifted dinner for two at a restaurant.
***SIGN*** Gift Certificate
**[20:42] Hibiki**
Since you gave me your present,
**[20:44] ---**
I want you to have this.
***SIGN*** Gift Certificate
**[20:46] K**
Huh? Is this restaurant...
**[20:51] Man**
Congratulations!
**[20:53] Man**
You're our hundredth couple today!
**[20:55] K**
*Wh-What is with today?!*
**[20:57] Suzuran**
Why not go and enjoy yourselves, Koyuki Seri?
**[21:04] K**
Th-Then, um...
**[21:06] K**
Let's go.
**[21:08] H**
Merry Christmas!
**[21:10] K**
Not you!
**[21:15] U**
Two Santas eating dinner together!
**[21:18] Yae**
Kotoko, just forgot those losers.
**[21:22] Yae**
What's so great about them?
**[21:25] Sumiso**
They're such good friends!
**[21:27] Yae**
Kotoko, is that really enough for you?
**[21:30] H**
Wasn't that tasty, Gestöber?
**[21:31] Man**
Are you sure this was all right, Shi-chan?
**[21:32] ---**
Are you sure you don't want more?
**[21:34] Man**
I lied to them about being
the hundredth couple.
**[21:34] ---**
Oh, you're full? Okay.
**[21:36] Man**
The manager's gonna get mad at me!
**[21:37] ---**
Then let's spend next Christmas here, too!
**[21:39] Tokimune**
Even an angel like Miguel needs a gift.
**[21:40] ---**
It's a promise, Gestöber!
**[21:42] Tokimune**
I'll let him have his fun tonight.
**[21:46] U**
Okay, I'm taking the picture, guys!
**[21:48] U**
Ready?
**[21:50] All**
Friends forever!
**[21:52] K**
*Don't make that our thing!*
**[23:25] K**
It's no use.
**[23:26] K**
Our animators are gone,
and I can't get this colored.
**[23:28] K**
It's the Lunar New Year,
and I can't get anyone to work!
**[23:31] K**
We really are out of options this time!
**[23:33] H**
We'll just have to offer
five times the pay per cut!
**[23:37] K**
Don't! We'll run out of budget!
# E10 - Happy Happy Greeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRQW1WM3R/happy-happy-greeting)
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***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** Delusion 10
**[01:30] Mom**
Seri!
**[01:33] Mom**
We're making our first family
shrine visit of the year.
**[01:35] Mom**
Do you want to come?
**[01:38] K**
Nyope.
**[01:39] Mom**
You should at least get a little exercise.
**[01:43] K**
*I'm not going.*
**[01:44] K**
*Not a chance in hell!*
**[01:47] K**
* I can tell you exactly what would happen*
* to my peaceful winter break if I did.*
***SIGN*** Gwaaaah!
**[01:52] K**
* I guarantee you I'd hear Hanadori-kun*
* screaming in the distance...*
**[01:55] K**
* Then Tsukimiya-kun would be like,*
* "Fancy seeing you here!"*
**[01:58] K**
* And there's no way in hell*
* it'd actually be a coincidence.*
**[01:58] U**
Hey! What are you praying for, Seri-kun?
**[02:01] K**
* I just want some peace and quiet*
* before the new semester starts...*
**[02:04] Mom**
Here, these New Year's cards are for you.
**[02:07] Mom**
You sure got a lot this year.
Did you make more friends?
**[02:10] Mom**
Okay, we're going now.
**[02:13] K**
Why are there so many?
**[02:15] K**
I don't even know that many people...
***SIGN*** Miguekoroirya
***SIGN*** This year!
***SIGN*** Geskoroirya
***SIGN*** Let's combine our powers and do
our best together for world peace!
***SIGN*** Gestöber,
Happy New Year!
Enjoy this brief respite
before our next round
of dedly deadly battles.
Cerberus also says hello.
**[02:25] K**
*You again?*
***SIGN*** To Koyuki Seri
**[02:26] K**
*Why'd Hanadori-kun send two, anyway?*
**[02:30] K**
*Don't tell me this whole stack is...*
***SIGN*** To Koyuki Seri
**[02:34] ---**
Nah, surely not.
***SIGN*** Gestöber, are you going
to a shrine after Christmas?
Will you buy the Hamaya
or the Kumade?
-The Hamaya slays evil.
-The Kumade rakes in blessings.
(Menukoro Trivia)
***SIGN*** I can't wait to shatter
the darkness with
you this year!
Miguel devours my sole
(? sorry, spelled wrong)
more each day...
This is... loneliness...
Save me... Gest...
***SIGN*** Making a snowman with Cerberus and Tsukimiya!
Peace! Hope you can join us next year!
**[02:40] K**
They *are* all from Hanadori-kun!
***SIGN*** Slam
**[02:46] K**
* The New Year just started,*
* and already I'm yelling at him.*
**[02:48] K**
* Is this what the whole*
* year's going to be like?*
**[02:51] K**
*Huh?*
**[02:52] K**
*Here's one from Tsukimiya-kun.*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya
Utsugi
**[02:55] K**
"Live as your heart tells
you this year, Seri-kun.
**[02:59] K**
Whether you're honest with your
feelings or stupidly stubborn,
**[03:03] K**
try for greatness or live
like a piece of garbage,
**[03:05] K**
we all end up in the same place."
**[03:08] U**
A dead end, Seri-kun!
**[03:10] K**
*Is that how you want to start off the year?!*
**[03:12] K**
Jeez! What's with these guys?
**[03:14] K**
Oh, Hibiki-kun sent one, too.
**[03:16] K**
How nice of him.
**[03:18] Hibiki**
*Happy New Year, Gestöber-senpai!*
**[03:24] Hibiki**
* But I'm sure a card from me is*
* no better than chain mail, right?*
**[03:29] Hibiki**
* I'm worried just writing to you may*
* bestow some kind of curse upon you.*
**[03:33] Hibiki**
*But I'm sorry...*
**[03:35] ---**
* You've done so much for me,*
* and all I can do is repay it with evil...*
**[03:39] Hibiki**
*I'm sorry I'm a grim reaper.*
***SIGN*** Sorry.
Really sorry.
Sorry if you get cursed.
**[03:43] K**
*So gloomy...*
**[03:46] K**
Okay, moving on!
***SIGN*** To Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** From Your Teacher
**[03:48] K**
Hey, the teacher sent me one, too!
**[03:50] K**
I'm sure it just says something stupid.
**[03:52] Teacher**
*Happy New Year, Koyuki!*
**[03:54] Teacher**
*You studying hard?*
**[03:56] Teacher**
*I hope you don't get held back this year!*
**[04:01] K**
*No way! Are my grades that bad?!*
**[04:03] K**
*Bad enough I'm in danger of getting held back?!*
**[04:05] Teacher**
*Just kidding! That's a joke!*
**[04:07] K**
*Not funny! What kind of teacher are you?!*
**[04:09] K**
*Oh, no...*
**[04:11] ---**
* It's only New Year's and I'm*
* already this mentally exhausted.*
**[04:14] K**
*I wasn't ready for the New Year at all!*
***SIGN*** New Year's
**[04:18] M**
* If I get held back too, will I be able to*
* go on a class trip with Koyukichi-dono?*
**[04:24] K**
* What the hell? How are you conversing*
* with him across time and space?*
***SIGN*** New Year's
**[04:28] K**
*Did you write these together?*
**[04:30] Suzuran**
* I also wish to go on a*
* pre-honeymoon with Utsugi-sama.*
**[04:35] Suzuran**
* If we all get held back together,*
* I'll have my chance to XXXX him.*
**[04:39] K**
* Seriously, stop talking to each*
* other via my New Year's cards!*
**[04:41] K**
*You guys are all really close, aren't you?*
**[04:43] K**
Damn it! Did you all have to kick off
the new year by messing with me?!
**[04:46] K**
I absolutely do not want
this to be my future!
***SIGN*** Kotoko
**[04:54] K**
*Is this...*
**[04:56] Sumiso**
*Happy New Year, Koyuki-kun!*
**[05:00] Sumiso**
*I know it's cold, so I hope you don't get sick.*
**[05:03] Sumiso**
*This will be our last year in high school.*
**[05:05] ---**
*I hope we end up in the same class!*
**[05:09] K**
* S-Sumiso-sama! My archangel*
* who came for me in the pits of hell!*
***SIGN*** Amazake
**[05:21] K**
*So I ended up visiting the shrine, too.*
**[05:24] K**
*The same class as Sumiso-san...*
**[05:26] K**
*What a wonderful and alluring thought.*
***SIGN*** Clean-up Duty
Sumiso
Koyuki
**[05:33] K**
*What is this?*
**[05:34] K**
* With every moment of shy eye contact,*
* a secret message is shared...*
**[05:40] K**
*"I love you!"*
**[05:48] K**
What are you doing here?!
**[05:49] H**
Visiting the shrine!
**[05:50] U**
ROFLing at your stupid poem!
***SIGN*** Please mind your manners
on the shrine grounds.
-Mitoya Shrine
**[05:55] U**
Hanadori was all sad because you
didn't send him a New Year's card.
**[06:00] H**
Qw-Qwiet! Qwiet!
**[06:02] K**
*"Qwiet"?*
**[06:02] U**
So I told him that if we came here,
he'd run into you eventually.
**[06:06] K**
* First day of the year,*
* and he's already scaring me.*
**[06:08] U**
Hanadori worked so hard
to write all those cards, too.
**[06:11] H**
I was hoping they would bring him
good luck in the new year somehow.
**[06:14] K**
*Yeah, thanks.*
**[06:17] K**
*I know Hanadori-kun doesn't mean any harm,*
**[06:20] U**
Honestly, Hanadori...
**[06:20] K**
* but it's clearly because of these two*
* that I'm in danger of being held back.*
**[06:22] U**
Qwiet! Qwiet!
**[06:23] U**
You're such a goof, Hanadori.
**[06:24] H**
Qwiet! Qwiet!
**[06:25] K**
* I guess I should've asked the gods*
* to keep these two away from me.*
**[06:29] U**
Seri-kun, are you seriously asking the
gods to solve your problems for you?
**[06:33] U**
Shouldn't you just try studying first?
**[06:36] H**
That's right, Gestöber.
**[06:37] H**
I'll help you, if you want.
**[06:39] H**
I'm a god myself, after all.
**[06:42] K**
*Leave me alone!*
**[06:44] U**
Just ask for help, okay?
**[06:47] U**
I'm at the top of our class.
**[06:48] U**
Leave this to me.
**[06:49] K**
*Really?*
**[06:49] H**
All my grades are better
than yours, Gestöber.
**[06:51] K**
*Die in a fire.*
**[06:52] H**
What's giving you the most trouble?
**[06:53] K**
*You two!*
**[06:54] K**
*I want to just study normally!*
**[06:57] K**
*But you guys...*
***SIGN*** Great Luck
Everything's going your way.
Fear nothing.
Your luck is strong.
The universe...
**[06:59] U**
I think the first thing you need is a goal.
**[07:02] U**
*Why* are you studying?
**[07:04] U**
Ignoring what's right in front of you,
your goal is to be a teacher, right?
**[07:09] U**
Ignoring why you want to do that...
***SIGN*** Luck Will Come
Stay strong and face your problems,
and luck will come. You'll find a hint
about how to deal with what troubles you.
**[07:11] U**
Ignoring whether it's a good idea,
if that's what you want to do,
**[07:13] ---**
then you'll have to deal
with kids like Hanadori.
**[07:16] U**
So don't run from Hanadori.
Get closer to him.
**[07:20] U**
I think, in part, this will help
get you closer to your dream.
**[07:25] K**
* He told me to ignore so much that*
* I don't even know what he's saying.*
**[07:28] U**
What? Why not?
**[07:30] K**
That's not what I want!
**[07:30] H**
Um... Um... I want this one.
**[07:32] ---**
Can't you just hand over a really good set
of study notes so I don't get held back?
**[07:37] U**
Oh, no! Your goal is to cheat, Seri-kun?
**[07:40] K**
No. I'm just saying that if
I can't become a teacher
**[07:43] ---**
because I've been goofing off with
Hanadori-kun, it won't do me any good!
**[07:46] K**
Fwish!
**[07:47] K**
H-Hey! What did you just put in my pocket?
***SIGN*** Academic Success
**[07:53] U**
Oh, a good luck charm!
**[07:55] U**
That sure was nice of Hanadori.
***SIGN*** Academic Success
**[07:57] U**
*Hanadori-ku—*
***SIGN*** Nothing but misery!
***SIGN*** Terrible Luck
**[08:05] H**
You can have that, too, Gestöber.
***SIGN*** Heh heh
**[08:07] K**
*I will kill you, I swear.*
**[08:08] K**
* Don't give me your own fortune*
* when it's bad luck!*
**[08:12] ---**
Huh?
**[08:13] K**
Hanadori-kun is acting weird...
**[08:19] U**
Seri-kun, this is...
**[08:22] K**
*No way!*
**[08:24] H**
Listen well, sheeple!
**[08:26] H**
Open your eyes and worship the true god!
**[08:29] K**
*He's drunk on amazake?!*
**[08:30] H**
I am your god!
Miguel, the dark god of destruction!
**[08:39] Gorio**
I wondered who was making
all that racket at our shrine.
**[08:42] Gorio**
So it turned out to be you, Hanadori?
**[08:44] Gorio**
Long time no see.
**[08:46] K**
*Gorio-senpai?!*
**[08:47] Gorio**
You've got some nerve, causing trouble in
front of our god on an auspicious day like this.
**[08:53] K**
*Gorio-senpai lives here?*
**[08:55] H**
I am none other...
**[08:57] K**
*Crap. If this gets any more out of hand...*
**[09:00] Gorio**
Hanadori, I think you need
some help waking up.
**[09:01] H**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[09:04] ---**
Let me go!
**[09:04] K**
Wait! I'm so sorry!
**[09:06] K**
I'll take him home!
**[09:09] Gorio**
Calm down!
**[09:14] H**
Gorio...
**[09:17] H**
Gestöber said to wait!
***SIGN*** Smack
**[09:26] Gorio**
Hanadori, you little...
**[09:30] K**
*What do I do?*
**[09:43] H**
Did you see that, Gorio?
**[09:45] H**
That's Gestöber's special move,
the Stealthy Ninja Blizzardwalk!
**[09:49] H**
It blocks any attack!
**[09:51] ---**
See? I'm unharmed!
**[09:55] K**
Hanadori...
**[09:58] H**
What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[10:00] H**
Why is your face so swollen?
**[10:01] H**
Who made Gestöber so ugly?
**[10:05] H**
Who did it?!
***SIGN*** Smack
**[10:07] K**
You did!
**[10:12] Sumiso**
What's that?
**[10:13] Yae**
No idea.
**[10:14] Sumiso**
It feels like a good omen!
**[10:20] K**
*I've shown him pity until now,*
**[10:22] ---**
*but now I'm totally done!*
**[10:24] K**
* No matter what anyone says,*
* I can't hang around Hanadori-kun.*
**[10:27] H**
Gestöber!
**[10:29] H**
Wait, Gestöber!
***SIGN*** Grab
**[10:31] K**
What are you do—
**[10:32] H**
Gestöber, I'm... I'm d... d-d-drunk...
**[10:38] K**
H-Hey, don't tell me...
**[10:41] K**
N-No!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[10:45] K**
* And so, to apologize for*
* all the trouble we caused,*
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[10:50] ---**
* we spent the rest of winter*
* break working at Gorio's shrine.*
**[10:54] K**
Damn it all!
**[10:57] K**
*I never did get to study.*
**[10:59] K**
*What if I really do get held back?*
**[11:03] H**
I'm having a surprisingly good
time learning how the normies live!
**[11:07] H**
Don't worry!
**[11:08] H**
I'll help you study!
**[11:11] K**
*Shaddup.*
**[11:12] U**
Live as your heart tells you, Seri-kun.
**[11:14] H**
Don't worry, Gestöber!
**[11:15] K**
Shut up and get lost!
**[11:19] K**
*Do I not have a prayer this year, either?*
**[11:22] K**
*Dear God...*
**[11:25] K**
*It's so warm today...*
**[11:26] Girl**
Koyuki-kun.
**[11:28] ---**
About the farewell party...
**[11:30] Girl**
Koyuki-kun?
**[11:32] K**
Oh, sorry. I was spacing out.
**[11:34] ---**
Read this.
***SIGN*** Farewell Party Duties List
**[11:35] K**
*Farewell party?*
**[11:36] K**
*That's right. It's the last semester.*
**[11:39] K**
*Once our upperclassmen graduate,*
**[11:41] ---**
*we'll be in our last year, too...*
**[11:44] K**
*I need to get my act together.*
**[11:46] K**
*My last year in high school...*
**[11:48] K**
*Actually...*
***SIGN*** Class 2-3 Koyuki Seri
***SIGN*** Subject Score Class Average
**[11:51] K**
*Can I even make it that far?*
***SIGN*** Modern Lit
Math II
Math B
English II
Chem
**[11:55] K**
*There's still time!*
**[11:56] K**
*We still have the final exams!*
**[11:59] Sumiso**
* I hope we end up in the*
* same class, Koyuki-kun!*
**[12:05] K**
*I can't space out now!*
**[12:07] K**
* This time, I really need to make*
* sure nobody gets in my way!*
**[12:13] K**
*He's spacing out more than me.*
**[12:16] U**
Hanadori, Seri-kun, Mogami-kun!
Let's have lunch!
**[12:21] U**
Hanadori?
**[12:23] U**
*Is he dead?*
**[12:24] U**
Hey, Hanadori. You said you wanted to
have buns at the school store, right?
**[12:29] U**
Once we're third-years, why don't I
propose that to the student council?
**[12:43] U**
Hey, get it together, Hanadori.
**[12:46] Gorio**
Well, if it isn't Hanadori.
**[12:51] Gorio**
You'd better not be up to
something just because
**[12:54] ---**
we third-years aren't gonna be
around to watch you anymore.
**[12:57] U**
Look, Hanadori! It's Gorio-senpai!
**[13:15] Gorio**
What's his problem?
**[13:17] K**
*Hanadori-kun's been weird lately.*
**[13:22] M**
But Kabu-dono is always weird.
**[13:25] K**
*Well, yeah, but...*
**[13:27] U**
He's not even interested in the things
he'd usually be all excited about.
**[13:30] U**
Did something happen?
**[13:34] K**
* It's probably some new way of*
* getting me to pay attention to him.*
**[13:38] K**
* If he's finally being quiet,*
* let's just ignore him.*
**[13:40] U**
We have to solve this mystery!
**[13:42] U**
In the name of Gestöber!
**[13:44] U**
Seri-kun, you're the only one
who can restore him to normal!
**[13:48] ---**
Huh?!
**[13:49] U**
First, let's ask around!
**[13:51] ---**
Hey!
**[13:51] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[13:53] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai's acting weird?
**[13:56] Hibiki**
But Gestöber-senpai,
you're being even weirder...
**[13:59] K**
*I got grabbed by some bad people...*
**[14:00] U**
And thus Detective Seri-kun was born!
**[14:02] M**
You look so smart, Koyukichi-dono!
**[14:05] K**
*What are you making me do?!*
**[14:06] K**
* Why don't you just talk to him*
* yourself, Tsukimiya-kun?*
**[14:09] K**
*You know this is ridiculous!*
**[14:11] U**
That won't do, Seri-kun.
**[14:13] U**
I may be his friend, but that doesn't mean
I can pry about deep, personal problems.
**[14:16] K**
*You do it to me all the time!*
**[14:19] U**
So, Hibiki-kun, have you noticed
anything strange about Hanadori?
**[14:24] Hibiki**
Let me think...
**[14:28] Hibiki**
Could it be...
**[14:29] ---**
My nightly rituals to drive away bad luck
mistakenly came back upon Miguel-senpai?
**[14:30] Hibiki**
Bad luck, bad luck, go away!
**[14:34] K**
*You do that every night?*
**[14:36] U**
Sturmhut is a knight of the light
who was invaded by darkness.
**[14:40] U**
Maybe he tried to absorb
Hibiki-kun's bad luck for him...
**[14:43] Hibiki**
Oh, no! What should I do?
**[14:45] K**
*Don't say that. He'll take you seriously!*
**[14:48] M**
No!
**[14:48] ---**
There's also a possibility that
Kabu-dono's hair got tangled up
**[14:52] ---**
in the straw curse dolls I pound
into trees every night!
**[14:54] K**
*Why the hell do you do that every night?*
**[14:56] M**
Maybe my rivalry with Kabu-dono
made me do it unconsciously...
**[15:00] K**
*Why do you trust yourself so little?*
**[15:03] M**
How could I be so cruel?!
**[15:04] M**
That's a terrible thing to do,
even to Kabu-dono!
**[15:07] M**
Koyukichi-dono, please nail me to a cross!
**[15:11] HIbiki**
I'm sorry, Miguel-senpai!
**[15:13] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[15:14] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[15:16] K**
*Who are these people?*
**[15:16] ---**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[15:17] ---**
Miguel-senpai!
**[15:19] Sumiso**
Hanadori-kun?
**[15:21] ---**
I'm afraid I don't know.
**[15:22] Sumiso**
I haven't seen him lately.
**[15:24] K**
Right, of course not. Sorry.
**[15:26] Sumiso**
But he must be so happy to have a friend
like you who really cares about him.
**[15:33] Sumiso**
You're so kind, Koyuki-kun!
**[15:36] K**
*Sumiso-shan!*
**[15:39] Aitsu**
Hanadori?
**[15:41] ---**
Does anyone know him better than you two?
**[15:43] K**
*Right?*
**[15:45] K**
*As much as I hate to admit it...*
**[15:47] Aitsu**
Maybe his dark destruction isn't going well?
**[15:50] Aitsu**
Or someone made fun of him?
**[15:52] Aitsu**
Beats me.
**[15:53] K**
*I know I'm the one who asked,*
**[15:54] K**
*but I really don't care.*
**[15:56] K**
*I want to go home.*
**[15:57] Aitsu**
Seri-kun, you didn't complain when
we were talking to Sumiso-san.
**[16:02] Suzuran**
Spring is the season of new
encounters and farewells.
**[16:08] Suzuran**
Perhaps Hanadori Kabuto is concerned about
his new class in the coming school year.
**[16:13] K**
Mogami-san?
**[16:15] Suzuran**
Or perhaps a more permanent farewell...
**[16:18] Suzuran**
Maybe his family is moving,
or fleeing in the night to escape debts.
**[16:21] Suzuran**
In either case, he'd be leaving Mitoya High.
**[16:24] K**
No way. That's too sudden...
**[16:27] Suzuran**
If that's the case,
**[16:28] ---**
there are far more pressing
issues than the farewell party.
**[16:30] Suzuran**
Perhaps, anyway.
**[16:32] K**
You *are* just guessing, right?
**[16:34] Suzuran**
Your petty problems aside,
where is Utsugi-sama?
**[16:42] K**
*Damn it.*
**[16:44] K**
*I never did figure anything out.*
**[16:46] ---**
*And Tsukimiya-kun vanished, too.*
**[16:48] K**
*Nothing good comes from hanging with them.*
**[16:51] K**
*That's why I didn't want to be with—*
**[16:53] K**
*Huh?*
**[16:57] K**
*Hey, that's Hanadori-kun.*
**[17:15] K**
*I'm sure it was something really dumb...*
**[17:18] K**
*But it's rare to see him alone like that.*
**[17:23] K**
*He's not really transferring, is he?*
**[17:27] K**
* Maybe he's just upset he won't have any*
* enemies to fight when the third-years graduate.*
**[17:33] K**
* Or maybe he's working on some weird*
* speech to give at the farewell party...*
**[17:39] K**
I'm doing it again!
This is just what they want!
**[17:45] Sumiso**
This may be rude of me to say,
**[17:48] ---**
but I don't think Hanadori-kun is the kind
of guy who can be friends with just anyone.
**[17:54] Sumiso**
Help him out, Koyuki-kun.
**[17:58] K**
* If something's bugging him,*
* he should just say so.*
**[18:01] K**
*Like he always does.*
**[18:09] Teacher**
Hanadori? Hanadori... Huh?
**[18:12] Teacher**
Hanadori came to school today, right, Koyuki?
**[18:15] K**
What? Oh, yeah.
**[18:16] Teacher**
Where'd he go?
**[18:19] Kids**
* Hey, remember that Hanadori Kabuto*
* kid in our second-year class?*
**[18:23] ---**
*The dark... something or other?*
**[18:26] Kids**
* He transferred schools and couldn't fit in*
* or make friends, and because of that, he...*
**[18:34] Teacher**
What's wrong, Koyuki?
**[18:35] K**
Uh, nothing...
**[18:37] K**
*Wh-What did I just see?*
**[18:39] K**
*That's horrible!*
**[18:41] U**
Seri-kun.
**[18:42] U**
Hanadori is on the roof.
**[18:45] K**
*Did Tsukimiya-kun give me that vision?*
**[18:48] K**
*That's in really bad taste.*
**[18:50] U**
Go quickly.
**[18:52] U**
Before something truly terrible happens.
**[19:05] K**
Hanadori-kun?
**[19:09] H**
Gestöber...
**[19:11] H**
How did you know I was here?
**[19:13] K**
What are you doing up here?
**[19:14] K**
*He's crying. Don't tell me...*
**[19:17] ---**
*He's really transferring?*
**[19:20] K**
H-Hey, listen...
**[19:21] ---**
I came to get you for the
farewell party rehearsal.
**[19:24] K**
We only have today.
**[19:25] H**
Rehearsal?
**[19:26] H**
I don't have time for that.
**[19:29] K**
What? Why?
**[19:33] K**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[19:38] K**
If something's bothering you, say it!
**[19:40] K**
You never worry about saying anything else!
**[19:42] H**
But... But...
**[19:45] K**
I'd rather you do that than you keep it
a secret and make me assume the worst!
**[19:50] K**
What happened? Tell me!
**[19:52] H**
O-Okay, I will, but...
**[19:55] K**
Spit it out!
**[19:56] H**
Gestöber... When are you going to study?
**[20:01] H**
You keep saying you will,
**[20:03] ---**
but your grades never go up.
**[20:05] H**
You've got bigger problems
than this farewell party, right?
**[20:08] H**
If you fail your finals,
you might get held back!
**[20:13] H**
You'll end up in the same class as Helius!
**[20:15] Hibiki**
Gestöber-senpa—
**[20:17] Hibiki**
Oops, you're not my senpai anymore!
**[20:18] H**
He might say that to you!
**[20:21] H**
Listen to me, Gestöber!
**[20:22] H**
And please don't get angry!
**[20:24] H**
I know you're a hard worker
and you care about what you do.
**[20:27] H**
But there's such a thing as priorities!
**[20:30] H**
Look!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Kabuto
***SIGN*** XX University
YY University
ZZ University
**[20:31] H**
Even I got an A on the entrance exams
for the schools you want to go to!
**[20:36] H**
Even *I* got an A, but you're flunking!
**[20:40] H**
I don't want to say this...
**[20:42] H**
But I can't bear to see you
throwing your life away!
**[20:46] H**
So...
**[20:47] ---**
I've been agonizing over the best way to
tell you that without hurting your pride!
**[20:54] H**
My pride is in tatters!
***SIGN*** Shred
***SIGN*** Shred
***SIGN*** Shred
***SIGN*** Shred
***SIGN*** Shred
***SIGN*** Shred
**[20:56] K**
You think you're being nice?!
**[20:57] H**
But you told me to tell you!
**[20:57] K**
Whose fault do you think this is?!
**[20:59] ---**
You... You...
**[21:02] K**
If only you'd just left me alone to begin with!
**[21:05] Hibiki**
Calm down, Gestöber-senpai!
**[21:07] M**
Strip me naked, too, Koyukichi-dono!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:10] K**
Hanadori-kun was literally
worried to tears about me!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[21:13] K**
I'm jumping off the roof!
**[21:16] K**
* And so I kept my head down*
* for the farewell party,*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya's Special
Learn Math Through
Manga
***SIGN*** Gestöber Level English
**[21:19] K**
* and thanks to the special study materials*
* Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun gave me,*
**[21:23] K**
*I managed to not get held back.*
**[21:25] K**
* I hate to admit it, but this*
* is really easy to follow!*
**[21:30] K**
*Damn it all!*
**[23:08] (Flashback) H**
Look!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Kabuto
***SIGN*** XX University
YY University
ZZ University
**[23:09] (Flashback) ---**
Even I got an A on the entrance exams
for the schools you want to go to!
**[23:14] K**
Why's he taking the exams
for my schools, anyway?
***SIGN*** Shiver
**[23:20] K**
Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
**[23:26] Birds**
No... How could you?
**[23:28] Birds**
If you want Amino-san back,
you'll have to beat me!
**[23:31] Amino**
Stop it, both of you!
**[23:33] Birds**
She's got a point!
**[23:35] Birds**
Yeah.
**[23:35] Birds**
Our battle is just beginning!
**[23:37] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:38] Amino**
No!
# E11 - In the future
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZJ8JQ9R/in-the-future)
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***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
***SIGN*** Year 1 Year 2
***SIGN*** Health Report Koyuki Seri
**[00:07] K**
*This is great!*
**[00:08] K**
*I've gotten taller since last year!*
**[00:10] K**
* Now I probably don't need to worry about*
* Sumiso-san being taller than me, right?*
**[00:14] K**
* She's about 155 centimeters*
* tall, so probably...*
**[00:16] U**
I'm glad you're so calm, Seri-kun.
**[00:19] U**
There's a rumor going around that
Sumiso-san's dating a tall first-year.
**[00:26] H**
Gestöber!
**[00:28] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[00:29] K**
*It can't be...*
**[00:30] K**
Sumiso-san, why?
**[00:32] K**
Who is that?
**[00:33] U**
A tall, handsome, manly, dependable guy...
**[00:37] U**
The complete opposite of you, huh?
**[00:41] K**
Why?
**[00:42] K**
Sumiso-san...
**[00:43] K**
It can't be... No!
**[00:47] H**
Gestöber!
**[00:49] K**
No!
**[00:50] U**
Seri-kun, this locker is open!
**[00:52] K**
A locker!
**[00:54] H**
Gestöber!
**[00:55] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[00:56] Hibiki**
Gestöber-senpai!
**[00:59] K**
*I'm so glad this locker was here.*
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Delusion 11
**[02:32] U**
Feeling better, Seri-kun?
**[02:41] K**
Oh, it was just a dream.
**[02:42] U**
This is totally real, Seri-kun.
**[02:49] K**
*God, how could you do this to me?*
**[02:53] K**
* You can't take Sumiso-san from me!*
* She's all that keeps me going!*
**[02:56] H**
Don't worry!
**[02:57] H**
You've got me, Gestöber.
**[03:00] K**
*I'm not talking to you, God of Destruction.*
**[03:02] U**
It's just a rumor.
**[03:04] U**
Why not ask her about it yourself?
**[03:07] H**
That's right, Gestöber!
**[03:09] M**
Koyukichi-dono!
**[03:10] Hibiki**
I'll be with you all the way,
Gestöber-senpai!
**[03:18] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun!
**[03:20] K**
S-Sumiso-san, uh... I mean, um...
**[03:29] K**
Um...
**[03:33] Sumiso**
K-Koyuki-kun?
**[03:39] U**
You couldn't ask her, Seri-kun?
**[03:41] U**
Pretending you don't see anything
won't change the facts.
***SIGN*** Ha ha
***SIGN*** Ha ha
**[03:45] H**
What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[03:46] H**
Why are you so depressed?
**[03:48] H**
Is it that woman?
**[03:49] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun!
**[03:50] H**
You're too good for her anyway!
**[03:53] H**
Fate is a real thing, you know.
**[03:56] H**
Like the fate that binds you and me!
**[03:58] M**
Wait, Kabu-dono!
**[04:00] M**
Koyukichi-dono may be upset
because he feels inferior.
**[04:04] M**
Worry not, Koyukichi-dono!
**[04:06] M**
You're cute and loved.
**[04:08] M**
Even if you're short or ugly,
**[04:11] M**
you still have value.
**[04:13] U**
That's right.
**[04:14] U**
Hot people only matter
because ugly people exist.
**[04:18] H**
It's okay!
**[04:18] H**
You're allowed to be a shrimp!
**[04:21] K**
Shoryu!
**[04:25] U**
Don't worry, Seri-kun.
**[04:27] U**
You can compensate for
your height with these boots.
**[04:31] Teacher**
Why are you sitting with your
arms around your knees, Koyuki?
**[04:35] K**
I'm not.
**[04:37] ---**
My legs are just so long,
there's nowhere else for them to go.
***SIGN*** Ha ha
***SIGN*** Ha ha
**[04:44] K**
*I don't want to believe it.*
**[04:45] K**
*Sumiso-san can't have a boyf—*
**[04:48] U**
I told you, just ask her!
**[04:51] K**
*Just who was she smiling at like that?*
**[04:56] K**
*I hate him!*
**[04:57] K**
*I hate everything!*
**[04:58] K**
* Why are these guys the*
* only ones smiling at me?*
**[05:01] Girl**
Hey, there was this totally hot guy
at the station the other day.
**[05:04] Girl**
I couldn't believe it!
**[05:06] Girl**
He was so hot, I couldn't even...
**[05:08] K**
Everybody only cares about looks...
**[05:09] U**
Listen, Seri-kun.
**[05:11] K**
They don't care about what's inside.
**[05:13] ---**
Just appearances!
**[05:16] K**
This world is shit.
**[05:19] U**
Calm down, Seri-kun!
**[05:21] U**
Sumiso-san never said any of that.
**[05:24] U**
If you've made up your mind
without even asking her,
**[05:26] U**
aren't you the one who doesn't
care what's inside *her*?
**[05:28] K**
*H-He's right! I...*
**[05:31] U**
And what's more,
**[05:32] ---**
people who think like that always assume
it's what's inside that makes them superior.
**[05:37] U**
But just what makes you so confident
about what you're like on the inside?
**[05:40] U**
Oh... I don't mean "you" specifically.
Lots of people are like that.
**[05:44] U**
But, I mean, if someone actually
saw inside you and said,
**[05:47] ---**
"Hey, that's nothing special.
This hottie I know is way better..."
**[05:51] U**
Then you'd have nothing left.
**[05:54] U**
So maybe you're just using
looks as a convenient excuse.
**[05:58] U**
Oh, and I don't mean "you" specifically!
**[06:07] G**
He barfed! Gestöber barfed!
**[06:09] Hibiki**
Gestöber-senpai barfed!
**[06:11] M**
Don't worry, Koyukichi-dono.
**[06:13] M**
I like you even if you barf.
**[06:14] H**
Gestöber, take my tissues!
**[06:19] U**
So now we're all going to come up with
a plan to help Seri-kun beat the hot guy.
**[06:25] All**
Yay!
**[06:27] K**
*Just leave me be.*
**[06:30] Hibiki**
So who *is* the hot guy?
**[06:32] H**
Supposedly a first-year.
**[06:33] U**
First, we need to learn more about him.
**[06:37] U**
Open wide, Hanadori!
**[06:40] U**
A lot of the time, it just turns
out to be her little brother.
**[06:45] K**
Her little brother?!
**[06:49] K**
If it were her little brother, there
wouldn't be rumors about them dating!
**[06:52] H**
Do you hate that guy, Gestöber?
**[06:58] H**
Understood. Don't worry.
**[07:01] H**
Your enemies are my enemies!
**[07:04] H**
I'll do something!
**[07:05] ---**
I'll show him who's the upperclassman here!
**[07:08] K**
*What kind of senpai does that make you?*
**[07:10] H**
So cheer up, Gestöber!
**[07:12] K**
*Enough.*
**[07:13] Sumiso**
So then...
**[07:17] K**
S-Sumiso-san!
**[07:19] Sumiso**
Oh? It's Koyuki-kun and his friends!
**[07:22] Sumiso**
What a coincidence!
**[07:23] K**
*That's him!*
**[07:24] K**
*The tall, hot guy!*
**[07:26] H**
Gestöber, you can't handle him! Get back!
**[07:29] H**
Huh, so you think you're tough, do ya?
**[07:32] H**
Wh-Who are you supposed to be?
**[07:33] K**
*You're not even looking him in the eye, Senpai!*
**[07:35] K**
*Don't push yourself!*
**[07:36] Hatsuyuki**
Masaki Hatsuyuki.
**[07:38] Hatsuyuki**
I'm a first-year at Middle School 5.
**[07:40] H**
O-Oh, yeah? Hmph!
**[07:43] H**
You heard the man, Gestöber!
**[07:45] K**
*All you did was get his name, Senpai.*
**[07:47] K**
*But you tried your best. Thanks.*
**[07:49] Sumiso**
So, Koyuki-kun, my friend here is...
**[07:51] K**
*Your friend?!*
**[07:52] U**
Calm down, Seri-kun. Don't overreact.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
**[07:57] K**
What?! You're Gorio-senpai's little brother?
***SIGN*** Little
Brother
**[08:00] Hatsuyuki**
Yes.
**[08:03] K**
* All they have in common is*
* their height and that nasty glare.*
***SIGN*** Big Brother
**[08:08] K**
*Genes sure play some scary tricks...*
**[08:13] H**
Gorio and I were enemies
when he was still alive.
**[08:16] H**
It must be fate that drew you to me.
**[08:20] Hatsuyuki**
He's still alive.
**[08:22] H**
Listen, after his death...
**[08:24] Hatsuyuki**
He's alive.
**[08:24] H**
I, Miguel, the dark god of destruction,
took over the school!
**[08:29] H**
Remember that, Mini-Gorio!
**[08:31] K**
*Mini-Gorio?*
**[08:32] K**
* No, what matters right now is*
* his relationship with Sumiso-san.*
**[08:36] K**
* What's she doing with Gorio's*
* brother? I want to know...*
**[08:37] Sumiso**
See? They're a lot of fun, right?
**[08:40] K**
* But I'm scared to ask. If she*
* tells me they're dating, I'll die.*
**[08:40] H**
It seems you and I must do battle.
**[08:43] H**
Gestöber and I have been fighting to
protect Earth across countless lifetimes!
**[08:45] ---**
*I don't stand a chance against him.*
**[08:48] K**
*But...*
**[08:51] Hatsuyuki**
Um, my brother and
Kotoko-chan told me about you.
**[08:55] K**
*K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Kotoko-chan?!*
**[08:58] Hatsuyuki**
You're Miguel, the dark god of
destruction, a.k.a. Sturmhut-sama,
**[09:03] Hatsuyuki**
and the Hierophant of Ice, Gestöber-sama!
**[09:06] Hatsuyuki**
You're so cool!
**[09:08] Both**
Wha?
***SIGN*** W h a
**[09:09] Hatsuyuki**
I'm... I'm a huge fan!
**[09:12] Hatsuyuki**
Do you think I have a destiny
from a past life, too?
**[09:16] H**
D-Do you?
**[09:17] K**
*Huh? What's this guy's deal? Is he for real?*
**[09:20] H**
I do sense a different fate between you
and me than I did with your brother.
**[09:24] H**
Could it be...
**[09:25] Hatsuyuki**
What? Really?!
**[09:27] H**
I-If you want, I can try shaking your hand.
**[09:33] Hatsuyuki**
Thank you!
**[09:34] Hatsuyuki**
What an honor! I can't believe it!
**[09:37] K**
*I can't, either...*
**[09:38] H**
Hey, this is no cause for celebration!
**[09:40] H**
War is a very serious thing!
**[09:42] Hatsuyuki**
Of course! I'll follow you anywhere!
**[09:44] K**
*Forget about that! What about Sumiso-san?*
**[09:47] H**
Next time we meet, I'll remember
your name from your old life!
**[09:50] H**
Mini-Gorio, I'm sure you
were my biggest supporter!
***SIGN*** Yank
***SIGN*** Yank
***SIGN*** Yank
**[09:55] K**
Hey, don't take the hot guy's side!
**[09:58] Hatsuyuki**
Sturmhut-sama!
**[09:59] H**
W-Wait, Gestöber! Don't get the wrong idea!
**[10:02] H**
I didn't choose him because he's hot!
**[10:05] H**
It's what's inside that—
**[10:06] K**
What's inside, my ass!
**[10:08] K**
Don't give me that shit!
**[10:10] K**
If you betray me,
I'll literally have no one left!
**[10:12] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun, calm down!
**[10:14] U**
Seri-kun, since when have you considered
Hanadori a core part of your identity?
**[10:19] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, wasn't I
your number one student?
**[10:21] M**
You, beep-boop boy.
Calm Kabu-dono down at once.
**[10:26] Sumiso**
Actually, I've been friends with the
Masaki brothers since we were little.
**[10:31] Sumiso**
I'm sorry for telling him about you.
**[10:34] Sumiso**
I was just so happy to have someone
besides me who's rooting for you two.
**[10:39] Sumiso**
He's not my b-boyfriend or anything.
**[10:43] K**
*Oh, thank God!*
**[10:45] U**
That's why I told you to ask.
**[10:47] U**
But your obsession with Hanadori means
what's inside *you* is totally worthless.
**[10:53] K**
Shaddup!
**[10:55] H**
Gestöber's in love with me.
**[10:57] Hatsuyuki**
You two are so amazing!
**[10:59] Hatsuyuki**
I can't wait for you to remember
my name from my last life!
***SIGN*** Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
**[11:01] H**
I'm beginning to recall a distant memory!
**[11:03] Hatsuyuki**
Really?!
**[11:04] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, what about me?
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[11:08] K**
*I felt like I'd lost to everything.*
***SIGN*** Hanadori
**[11:16] U**
We will now begin practicing
for college entrance interviews.
**[11:23] U**
Please come in.
**[11:25] H**
Thank you.
**[11:27] H**
It's an honor to be here today.
**[11:37] U**
Please be seated.
**[11:39] All**
Thank you.
**[11:41] U**
Let's begin with introductions from everyone.
**[11:44] H**
I'll start.
**[11:47] H**
I am Sturmhut,
the knight of light and darkness,
**[11:51] ---**
within whom dwells the dark
god of destruction, Miguel.
**[11:53] H**
The denizens of this world
call me Hanadori Kabuto.
**[11:57] M**
I am Mogami Kimikage.
**[11:59] M**
I've reunited with Koyukichi-dono,
from whom I was separated in grade school.
**[12:03] M**
I seek his punishment,
but he always spares me with kindness.
**[12:07] M**
I am a sinful oni.
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
**[12:08] U**
I'm Tsukimiya Utsugi, the interviewer.
**[12:11] Hibiki**
And I'm his assistant, Kimiya Hibiki.
**[12:14] K**
Um...
**[12:15] U**
What's the matter?
**[12:16] U**
You need to introduce yourself, too.
**[12:19] K**
I'm Koyuki Seri, from Mitoya High.
**[12:24] U**
Is that all?
**[12:25] K**
Yes.
**[12:27] U**
You're rejected, shorty!
***SIGN*** R
E
J
E
C
T
E
D
**[12:30] K**
Wh-What the...
**[12:32] K**
Did you just call me "shorty"?
**[12:34] U**
Interviews are serious business!
**[12:35] U**
Why do you think you're here?!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[12:38] K**
*That's what I'd like to know! Why* am *I here?!*
**[12:39] K**
* I'm quietly trying my best*
* not to yell at anyone,*
***SIGN*** Guidance Office
**[12:42] K**
*and suddenly I'm being interviewed!*
**[12:43] U**
You'll never get into college if you
can't handle an impromptu interview!
**[12:47] K**
*Say what?*
**[12:49] U**
You have zero academic ability,
so you need to practice your interview skills.
**[12:53] K**
*That's not true!*
**[12:54] K**
*And what's with this suit, anyway?*
**[12:56] K**
*Did he prepare this just for me?*
**[12:57] U**
Did you forget, Seri-kun?
**[12:58] U**
I'm the treasurer of the student council,
and thus I control the budget.
**[13:02] K**
*Hey, don't waste it on things like this.*
**[13:05] H**
What's wrong, Gestöber?
**[13:06] H**
You should have more confidence
and talk about what makes you special.
**[13:09] H**
If you tell them how you're working toward
world peace as the Hierophant of Ice,
**[13:14] H**
they'll see the good in you,
no matter how bad you look.
**[13:17] K**
*Who looks bad here?!*
**[13:18] K**
*Also, I refuse to do that!*
**[13:19] K**
*They'd kick me right out!*
**[13:21] M**
Nonsense. There's nothing
but good in Koyukichi-dono.
**[13:24] M**
There's no need to use so many words.
**[13:27] K**
* Yeah, the fewer the better*
* from someone who talks like you.*
**[13:29] H**
You're just spoiling him!
***SIGN*** GRRR
***SIGN*** GRRR
***SIGN*** GRRR
**[13:31] ---**
You're not thinking about
what's really best for Gestöber!
**[13:34] K**
And you're underestimating him, Kabu-dono!
**[13:37] H**
The hell'd you say?
**[13:38] K**
The hell'd *you* say?
**[13:41] U**
Okay, okay. Calm down.
**[13:42] U**
The interviewer just saw all of that.
**[13:45] U**
The interview begins the
moment you walk in the door.
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
***SIGN*** Poop
**[13:49] K**
*Hey, Reaper, what did you just write?*
**[13:52] U**
Okay, I have a question for you all.
**[13:54] U**
Can you tell me why you chose our school?
**[13:58] K**
*That's actually a normal question.*
**[14:00] K**
*Maybe this will actually be helpful...*
**[14:03] H**
It is my destiny to protect this world,
**[14:06] H**
but its people have not
yet realized it's in danger.
**[14:10] H**
I seek an environment
where I can spread the word,
**[14:13] H**
and this university is ideal.
**[14:15] M**
I still have much to learn.
**[14:17] M**
I need someone to beat
the stupidity out of me,
**[14:20] M**
and I believe the professors at your
school are just the people for the job.
**[14:24] U**
I see. Thank you.
**[14:26] U**
Lastly, let's hear from shorty.
**[14:29] K**
*You just called me "shorty" again. I heard that.*
**[14:31] U**
Well?
**[14:32] K**
I've dreamed of being a teacher ever
since I was in elementary school,
**[14:37] K**
s-so I want to study at your school's
education department.
**[14:42] U**
I see.
**[14:43] U**
So what made you want to be a teacher?
**[14:46] K**
Huh? Um, well...
**[14:48] K**
My cousin was a teacher,
and I wanted to be like him.
**[14:51] U**
And what about him did
you find so engaging?
**[14:55] ---**
U-Um...
**[14:57] K**
*Why do I keep getting the hard questions?*
**[14:59] K**
*These two are way worse than me.*
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
***SIGN*** God Poop Mask
**[15:02] U**
I see.
**[15:04] U**
So you don't have any kind of clear
ideas about being a teacher.
**[15:08] U**
And you think you can get into our
education department like that?
***SIGN*** GRRR
**[15:12] K**
*Damn it. He's laughing at me.*
**[15:14] U**
Next, please tell us about any kind of
special talents or hobbies you might have.
**[15:19] K**
*Special talents or hobbies?*
**[15:20] M**
I play homemade Japanese stringed instruments
while repenting my failure as a human being.
**[15:27] K**
* You do that much repenting?*
* Forgive yourself already.*
**[15:31] K**
*What should I say?*
**[15:32] K**
*I've got nothing, really.*
**[15:34] K**
*I'm not in any clubs...*
**[15:38] H**
Gestöber, you know what to say!
**[15:40] H**
You know, the Stealthy Ninja Blizzardwalk!
**[15:43] K**
*I haven't heard that one in a while!*
**[15:45] K**
* I still have no idea what*
* kind of skill it even is.*
**[15:47] K**
* I know you're trying to help,*
* in your own annoying way, but...*
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
***SIGN*** God Poop Mask
***SIGN*** God Poop
**[15:52] K**
*Damn it.*
**[15:53] K**
*I don't have anything good to say.*
**[15:56] K**
*Teaching really is my dream, though.*
**[15:58] H**
I need to straighten up a bit.
**[16:01] K**
* Are these guys going to be*
* like this the rest of their lives?*
**[16:05] K**
*I'm actually a little worried.*
**[16:08] H**
Okay, lookin' good!
**[16:09] K**
*I'm jealous that they don't seem worried...*
**[16:11] U**
Do you have anything, Hanadori-kun?
**[16:14] H**
Me?
**[16:15] H**
Well...
**[16:17] H**
I do have one thing to show you.
**[16:20] H**
I can do a little Nanjing Lily.
**[16:22] K**
*Traditional performance art?!*
**[16:23] K**
*Why do you have a talent like that?!*
**[16:25] H**
I learned it for shows when I was in my band.
**[16:29] K**
*No way...*
**[16:30] K**
*What the hell kind of band was Dead Bull?*
**[16:33] H**
Looky here, looky here!
Looky, looky, looky here!
**[16:37] H**
Look, it's the Nanjing Lily!
**[16:41] H**
Flip it over, flip it over,
**[16:45] H**
and it turns into Gestöber!
**[16:49] K**
*They love it!*
**[16:51] ---**
*I just...*
***SIGN*** Mitoya High School
**[16:52] Tokimune**
felt the wave energy
of Miguel's Nanjing Lily!
**[16:56] Cop**
Hey, you there...
**[16:58] Tokimune**
Let me go!
**[16:59] ---**
Do you know how many years it's been
since I've seen Miguel's Nanjing Lily?
**[17:00] Cop**
Right, right. Knock it off.
**[17:03] Tokimune**
Let me see it... Miguel's Nanjing Lily...
**[17:08] Cop**
You just like saying that, don't you?
**[17:10] Tokimune**
Miguel!
**[17:13] K**
*I think I just heard something...*
**[17:15] U**
Is there anything else?
**[17:17] H**
Well, I can also do a little
bit of singing, sutra-copying,
**[17:21] H**
and ballroom dancing.
**[17:24] H**
My interests right now
are aquariums and kabuki.
**[17:27] K**
*You're kidding me.*
**[17:28] K**
*That sounds so aristocratic...*
**[17:30] H**
I'd love to try horseback riding,
too, but horses scare me.
**[17:33] K**
*Are you an aristocrat?!*
***SIGN*** God
**[17:37] M**
How about tea ceremony
and calligraphy, Kabu-dono?
**[17:37] K**
*That's way too many hobbies!*
**[17:38] K**
*Is he really doing all that?*
**[17:40] H**
I'd love to try them.
**[17:42] M**
Martial arts are great, too.
**[17:42] K**
* No, given how much trouble he*
* has communicating with others,*
**[17:44] M**
I'd love to learn Japanese drums, myself.
**[17:46] ---**
*it won't be easy for him to...*
**[17:47] U**
All right, please share any ambitions you
might have for your time at our school.
**[17:51] K**
*Ambitions? Um, um...*
**[17:54] U**
Don't show the interviewer your butt, shorty.
**[17:59] K**
I want to use my experiences in high school
to become a teacher that students can trust,
**[18:04] K**
a-and live a peaceful campus life
unperturbed by annoying classmates.
**[18:10] K**
*I feel terrible saying that.*
**[18:12] K**
*What should I do?*
**[18:14] K**
*I realized I don't have any real ambitions.*
**[18:17] K**
* At some point, I just fixated on finding a*
* better place than where I am right now.*
**[18:22] K**
*Wait, but...*
**[18:24] K**
*Maybe I'm lucky to realize my weakness.*
**[18:27] K**
* Compared to this guy who's never grown*
* out of being a dark god of destruction...*
**[18:31] H**
Certainly.
**[18:32] H**
In this economy, a certification
or a degree isn't enough to get by.
**[18:38] H**
It really concerns me to see
so many of my upperclassmen
**[18:42] H**
fall so far into student loan debt that
they have to live at home to repay it.
**[18:47] ---**
They choose whatever job pays the
most and give up on their dreams,
**[18:51] H**
and in their despair, they tell themselves
everything is fine and lose their inner child.
**[18:57] H**
So I want to set clear goals for myself and
strive toward them while I'm still in school.
**[19:05] H**
Being a "good kid," doing what you're told
and fitting in, may be what society wants.
**[19:11] H**
But it doesn't make you the kind of
person who can *change* society,
**[19:15] H**
because you'll never be
extraordinary that way.
**[19:19] H**
Unfortunately, the world
may not always be at peace.
**[19:23] H**
So even if I never really do fit in,
I hope young people share my concerns.
**[19:30] H**
I want to be able to decide for myself
who I should and shouldn't listen to.
**[19:36] H**
And I want to share the way
I feel with lots of people.
**[19:40] H**
I know for a fact that when everyone
remembers their mission in life,
**[19:46] H**
they have the power to change the world.
**[19:48] H**
And that the world is always with them.
**[19:51] H**
And that someday, they won't be able
to deny the vibrations of their soul.
**[19:56] H**
Remember, sheeple!
**[19:58] H**
You weren't always sheeple!
**[20:00] H**
You aren't in chains at all!
**[20:03] H**
That's what I to share with people
**[20:05] H**
to wake their hearts from their slumber.
**[20:10] K**
Why are you shining?!
**[20:11] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[20:11] M**
Koyuki-dono!
**[20:13] K**
Since when were you so woke?!
Why are you thinking about all that?!
**[20:15] H**
What's wrong? I-I'm sorry, Gestöber!
**[20:16] K**
Do you enjoy making me worry?!
**[20:18] K**
And halfway through, you totally
stopped making any sense!
**[20:21] H**
Strong light needs deep darkness
as its counterpart.
**[20:24] H**
Don't worry.
**[20:25] ---**
Even if you flunk your entrance
exams or end up unemployed,
**[20:28] H**
or get corrupted and fall to
the bottom of the social ladder,
**[20:30] H**
I'll be with you!
**[20:33] K**
Damn it all!
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
God Poop Mask
God Poop Mask
God Poop Mask
**[20:34] M**
Worry not, Koyukichi-dono!
**[20:36] M**
If you're broke, you can always live with me.
***SIGN*** Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
God Poop Mask
God
God
**[20:39] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, if I stay by Gestöber-senpai,
**[20:42] Hibiki**
can I shine, too?
**[20:43] K**
What does that even mean, Grim Reaper?!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[20:47] U**
I hope your school life here
pays off for you, Seri-kun.
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
**[20:50] Teacher**
Go home already!
**[20:53] K**
* Wait, they were talking about*
* people who could beat*
**[20:55] K**
* the stupidity out of them, and who*
* they could share their ideas with...*
**[20:59] K**
*Don't tell me...*
**[21:01] K**
*No, that's impossible.*
**[21:03] K**
*And so my darkness grew deeper...*
**[21:07] Tokimune**
As fellow beings of darkness,
let's be friends...
**[21:11] Tokimune**
"Gestöber."
**[21:12] K**
I'm not one of you.
**[21:14] K**
Stop following me!
**[21:15] K**
Hello, is this the police?
***SIGN*** What was your name that I heard when I was young?
**[22:52] K**
Me? Koyuki Seri-kun.
***SIGN*** What was your name that I heard when I was young?
**[22:56] H**
Hanadori Ka...
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** What was your name that I heard when I was young?
**[23:05] U**
You're talking to a little kid?
**[23:07] U**
I called the cops!
***SIGN*** What was your name that I heard when I was young?
***SIGN*** Shikimi
**[23:12] Tokimune**
You dare speak to me?
**[23:15] Tokimune**
I'll crunch you like this cracker!
**[23:20] Tokimune**
Yes. My name is...
**[23:22] Tokimune**
Tokimune Shikimi!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
**[23:25] K**
Congratulations on finishing the project!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
**[23:27] K**
It was like watching your kid's recital!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
**[23:29] H**
My kid? G-Gestöber, do you want to have my...
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
**[23:31] K**
Not another word!
***SIGN*** Mogami
Line
***SIGN*** Kimiya
Line
***SIGN*** Mogami
Line
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
**[23:32] K**
The next episode will be the last one.
***SIGN*** Kimiya
Line
***SIGN*** Mogami
Line
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
**[23:34] H**
Yup.
**[23:35] H**
So, how's it coming?
**[23:36] K**
Can anybody here draw keyframes?!
***SIGN*** Hanadori
Line
***SIGN*** Koyuki
Line
# E12 - secret room
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY2484WER/secret-room)
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**[00:02] K**
*The snow's been coming down all day.*
**[00:05] K**
*It's a sea of white out there.*
**[00:08] Teacher**
Hanadori? Hey, Hanadori!
**[00:11] Teacher**
Is he absent today?
**[00:14] K**
* I'm sure he's just waiting to make*
* another dramatic entrance...*
**[00:19] H**
Sorry I'm so late.
**[00:22] H**
What's with the weather?
**[00:24] H**
This blizzard...
**[00:25] H**
It'd better not be that
Gestöber guy showing off.
***SIGN*** A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
***SIGN*** Delusion 12
**[02:02] H**
I'm late because of this bliz—
I mean, because of Gestöber.
**[02:06] K**
*What? What's happening?*
**[02:07] K**
*Why's he blaming me?*
**[02:08] H**
What kind of name is Gestöber, anyway?
**[02:12] H**
Just call yourself Koyuki.
**[02:13] K**
*You're the one who came up with it!*
**[02:16] M**
Kabu-dono, I dare say I agree!
**[02:19] K**
*You dare say?*
**[02:20] M**
Koyukichi-dono, no...
Koyukichi-dummy is being a jerk.
**[02:24] K**
*Did you really just say that?*
**[02:25] U**
Seri-kun, Seri-kun...
**[02:27] U**
You stray cat!
**[02:29] U**
Go for a run with a fish in your mouth!
**[02:31] K**
*What kind of insult is that?*
**[02:32] Teacher**
Hey, now. Are you guys having a fight?
**[02:34] Teacher**
All right, people! Get ready
for first period, and don't be late.
**[02:38] K**
*What's with everyone?*
**[02:41] H**
Wimp.
**[02:42] M**
Baby monkey.
**[02:43] U**
Go eat a dried sardine.
**[02:45] H**
Let's go.
**[02:46] M**
He's so lame.
**[02:50] K**
*Huh? What's going on?*
**[02:52] K**
*Did everyone's personality change?*
**[02:58] K**
* It's a relief to not have them*
* on my back all the time,*
**[03:01] K**
*but this is also really annoying.*
**[03:04] K**
*What's gotten into them today?*
***SIGN*** H
M
P
H
**[03:07] H**
Sheesh.
**[03:09] M**
This is exhausting.
**[03:11] K**
*That's them!*
**[03:13] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[03:14] K**
*Hibiki-kun, too?*
**[03:14] H**
Oh, Helius!
**[03:16] Hibiki**
How's the plan going?
**[03:18] H**
It's going well.
**[03:18] K**
*Plan? What plan?*
**[03:20] H**
Gestöber has been completely
fooled by our perfect acting.
**[03:24] H**
What about you, Helius?
**[03:27] Hibiki**
I just finished the baking in home ec class!
**[03:30] H**
Good. We're counting on you.
**[03:32] Hibiki**
Right!
**[03:32] H**
How's work coming on the site, Mogami?
**[03:34] M**
Still putting together the decorations.
**[03:37] M**
My brush isn't as fast as I'd like it to be.
**[03:39] H**
Will it be done by the time school's over?
**[03:41] H**
I can help.
**[03:42] M**
I'm doing this for Koyukichi-dono.
**[03:44] M**
I'll do whatever it takes.
**[03:46] U**
I'm sure Seri-kun will love it!
**[03:48] Hibiki**
I hope he has a good time.
**[03:50] H**
Of course!
**[03:51] H**
We're throwing him a surprise birthday party!
**[03:55] K**
*Huh? For me?*
**[03:57] U**
What should we shout when he comes in?
**[03:59] H**
Well, February 22nd is
National Meow Meow Day, so...
**[04:04] H**
Meow, meow, meow! Happy b-day, meow!
**[04:08] H**
How about that?
**[04:08] Hibiki**
How cute!
**[04:10] K**
*They're planning a party for me?*
**[04:12] K**
*Should I not be hearing this?*
**[04:14] M**
When do we do the party popper?
**[04:16] H**
Well, I got the mega-blast kind
that takes two people to fire.
**[04:18] All**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** B
***SIGN*** o
***SIGN*** o
***SIGN*** o
***SIGN*** m
**[04:21] K**
* If someone set that off on me*
* without warning, I'd die of shock.*
**[04:24] K**
*Where did you even get that?*
**[04:27] K**
*Is this plan okay?*
**[04:28] K**
*Is this birthday going to be my last?*
**[04:31] Hibiki**
Next up will be Mask-senpai's koto.
**[04:33] M**
Yes, I'll play the koto I made myself.
**[04:37] H**
And I'll sing "Happy Birthday."
**[04:39] Hibiki**
And I'll come in with the cake!
**[04:41] U**
Then we'll all hold up our cards
while I hold up the sign!
***SIGN*** Gotcha!
***SIGN*** H
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** P
***SIGN*** P
***SIGN*** Y
***SIGN*** B-
***SIGN*** D
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** Y
**[04:46] K**
*You don't have enough hands for that!*
**[04:48] K**
*There's only four of you, right?*
**[04:49] K**
* How can you even hold up signs when*
* your hands are full of other stuff?*
**[04:53] H**
I'm so excited!
**[04:53] K**
*This plan is seriously flawed!*
**[04:55] Hibki**
He'll be so surprised!
**[04:55] K**
*Somebody notice! Like Tsukimiya-kun!*
**[04:57] K**
*He's cracking up.*
**[04:58] K**
*He's noticed, but he's enjoying it!*
**[05:01] H**
And that's where the meanie act
we've been doing all day comes in.
**[05:05] U**
Yeah.
**[05:06] U**
I'm sure Seri-kun will burst out laughing.
***SIGN*** Bwa
***SIGN*** ha
***SIGN*** ha
***SIGN*** ha
***SIGN*** ha
**[05:08] K**
Bwahahaha!
**[05:10] K**
So it was all an act, huh?
**[05:12] K**
You really got me!
**[05:13] K**
Fantastic!
**[05:14] H**
I can't wait to see him laughing!
**[05:17] K**
* Hey, I'm the birthday boy!*
* Don't make my life harder!*
**[05:19] K**
*I'm not the laughing type!*
**[05:21] M**
But still, to harden my heart and be cruel
to Koyukichi-dono for the sake of a surprise...
**[05:28] H**
What? Are you chickening out?
**[05:30] M**
I feel so bad...
**[05:32] ---**
I feel so bad that I'm going to pee myself!
**[05:35] Hibiki**
Mask-senpai, are you okay?
**[05:37] K**
*You don't have to feel bad. Just go.*
**[05:39] U**
The problem now is how we get
Seri-kun to the party after school.
**[05:44] U**
He'll be suspicious if we can't
come up with a good ruse, right?
**[05:48] Hibiki**
Aw, I didn't think of that!
**[05:50] K**
*That's step one!*
**[05:51] H**
I know.
**[05:52] ---**
Why don't we leave a trail of
canned tuna leading to the party?
**[05:53] K**
Ooh, canned tuna! And here's more!
**[05:57] H**
Gestöber has to like fish, right?
**[06:00] K**
*Screw you!*
**[06:01] K**
* You're totally making fun of me, aren't you?*
* I've been noticing this trend.*
**[06:05] H**
And...
**[06:07] H**
If I call Gestöber in my heart,
I know he'll hear me.
**[06:11] H**
He always does.
**[06:17] H**
When I called for Gestöber
in my heart after the festival,
**[06:22] H**
he came to me!
**[06:23] K**
* I didn't know that,*
* but now I wish I hadn't gone.*
**[06:26] U**
Okay, let's bet on you calling
him with your heart again.
**[06:30] All**
Yeah!
**[06:30] K**
*Don't! That's a stupid plan!*
**[06:31] K**
*Come up with a real one if you're serious!*
**[06:33] K**
*Don't blame me when I don't come!*
**[06:35] K**
* If I do, Hanadori-kun will*
* let it go to his head again!*
**[06:38] U**
Let's make this a success!
**[06:40] H**
I can't wait!
**[06:41] M**
It's so exciting!
**[06:43] Hibiki**
Don't forget your presents!
**[06:45] H**
My present is amazing!
**[06:45] K**
*But they're so excited about it...*
**[06:47] Hibiki**
So's mine!
**[06:47] K**
*Do I have to go?*
**[06:48] M**
So's mine, too!
**[06:49] K**
*What do I do?!*
**[06:53] Teacher**
The snow's gonna get worse,
so no staying after school today.
**[06:58] Teacher**
Go straight home.
**[06:59] All**
Okay!
***SIGN*** PSST
***SIGN*** PSST
***SIGN*** PSST
**[07:10] M**
Wh-What do we do, Kabu-dono?
Koyukichi-dono is leaving!
***SIGN*** PSST
**[07:13] H**
Shh! We can't let him find out!
***SIGN*** PSST
**[07:15] H**
Believe in Gestöber and proceed as planned!
***SIGN*** PSST
**[07:17] K**
*What's going on here?*
**[07:19] K**
* If I don't come, are they going*
* to wait in the snow forever?*
**[07:22] K**
*Am I being tested?*
**[07:24] K**
*On my birthday?*
**[07:27] K**
Oh, right!
**[07:29] K**
I forgot something!
**[07:31] K**
I think it's in the sewing room.
**[07:34] K**
I guess I'll go get it after I deliver
the class log to the staff office.
***SIGN*** Class Log
**[07:38] M**
I-It's a miracle, Kabu-dono!
**[07:40] H**
I told you that if I called him
in my heart, he'd hear it!
**[07:43] K**
*I heard it directly!*
**[07:45] M**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[07:51] K**
*Well, whatever.*
**[07:52] K**
*I can play along, I guess.*
**[07:54] K**
*I've never had a surprise party.*
**[07:57] K**
*I suppose I can let them throw one for me.*
***SIGN*** Sewing Room
**[08:01] K**
*But... when do I go in?*
**[08:05] K**
*Should I make loud footsteps?*
**[08:08] K**
*I'm scared of that party popper...*
**[08:10] K**
*Why do I have to go through all this?!*
**[08:15] M**
K-Koyukichi-dono!
***SIGN*** W
A
A
A
H
***SIGN*** W
A
A
A
H
**[08:17] M**
Koyukichi-dummy!
**[08:18] M**
Wh-Wh-What? You wanna come in here, huh?
**[08:21] M**
Wh-Wh-Who said you could?
**[08:24] K**
*C-Calm down, Mogami-kun!*
**[08:25] K**
*You'll pee yourself! You'll pee yourself!*
**[08:26] K**
*You're making this even harder on me!*
**[08:28] K**
I-I'm going to the bathroom...
***SIGN*** S M A S H
***SIGN*** S M A S H
**[08:47] K**
H-Hibiki-kun?
**[08:49] Hibiki**
W-W-We were gonna have a pie-throwing contest!
**[08:52] M**
Yes, that's right...
**[08:55] Hibiki**
I'm sorry!
**[08:57] Hibiki**
Mask-senpai will eat this whole pie!
**[09:00] H**
What's wrong, Helius?
**[09:02] Hibiki**
I'm sorry, Miguel-senpai!
**[09:04] Hibiki**
Gestöber-senpai is...
**[09:10] H**
Gestöber?!
**[09:11] K**
U-Uh, I...
**[09:13] H**
Let's stick to what's left of the plan!
**[09:17] H**
Mogami, play your koto!
**[09:19] M**
I can't see.
**[09:20] Hibiki**
It's all my fault!
**[09:22] H**
Don't cry, Helius! This is a party!
**[09:24] M**
No, Kabu-dono! You can't tell him it's a party.
**[09:26] H**
Oh, no! Darn it!
**[09:27] M**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[09:28] H**
Get a hold of yourselves, guys!
**[09:29] K**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[09:31] H**
Let's just do it!
**[09:32] H**
Here we go!
**[09:33] ---**
Meow, meow, meow! Happy b-day!
**[09:41] H**
Helius, it's okay. Come on.
I'll give you some candy later.
**[09:46] M**
What about the party popper?
**[09:47] H**
Just play your koto!
***SIGN*** Pluck
***SIGN*** Pluck
***SIGN*** Pluck
***SIGN*** Pluck
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Haha
***SIGN*** Haha
**[10:00] K**
*Tsukimiya!*
**[10:01] U**
Now the signs!
**[10:02] U**
Hold them up!
**[10:03] M**
Where are they?
**[10:04] U**
Ready, and...
**[10:05] All**
Happy birthday, Gestöber-senpai!
**[10:05] All**
Happy birthday, Gestöber!
**[10:05] All**
Happy birthday, Seri-kun!
**[10:05] All**
Happy birthday, Koyukichi-dono!
***SIGN*** Birth
***SIGN*** Da
***SIGN*** Hap
***SIGN*** Y
**[10:08] K**
*I knew you didn't have enough hands...*
**[10:10] K**
*What does "Birthdahapy" mean?*
**[10:29] H**
It's ruined.
**[10:31] H**
All of it.
**[10:33] H**
Nothing went right.
**[10:37] H**
We worked so hard and
made all these plans, but...
**[10:43] H**
There's nothing fun about this.
**[10:48] H**
Why do I have to hurt like this?
**[10:51] H**
Why do I have to feel this way?
**[10:55] H**
I just wanted to have a fun party!
**[10:58] H**
So why did my day turn out like this?!
**[11:01] K**
Because your plan was shit!
**[11:04] K**
I'm sorry for having my
birthday on a day like today!
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP Koyuki
**[11:10] K**
* And so we all agreed never*
* to speak of this day again,*
**[11:15] K**
* and my soul felt as frozen*
* as the blizzard outside.*
**[11:18] U**
I had a great time!
**[11:22] H**
Welcome home, Gestöber.
**[11:24] H**
Do you want dinner first? Or a bath?
**[11:26] H**
Or...
**[11:28] H**
Miguel?
**[11:29] H**
Just kidding!
***SIGN*** Several Days Earlier
**[11:35] (Flashback) U**
The bathroom and toilet
should really be separate.
**[11:38] (Flashback) H**
What are you talking about?
**[11:40] (Flashback) U**
A place where the toilet's in one
room and the bath's in another.
**[11:43] (Flashback) U**
For a student living on their own,
having a dedicated bathroom is nice,
**[11:47] (Flashback) U**
but when you have roommates,
you want some privacy, right?
**[11:50] K**
*Roommates... Am I going to have roommates?*
**[11:50] (Flashback) H**
I want a place where
Cerberus can live with me!
**[11:53] (Flashback) U**
Want to rent a whole house together?
**[11:54] K**
*Just out of the blue?*
**[11:55] (Flashback) H**
Oh, great idea!
**[11:57] (Flashback) H**
The Migeowa House!
**[11:58] K**
*Where'd the "owa" come from?!*
**[12:01] U**
Remember when we talked about that?
**[12:03] U**
So now we're here to look at a model house!
***SIGN*** Model
***SIGN*** Model
**[12:08] K**
*Wait, wait, wait! Why am I here?*
**[12:10] K**
*What are you even talking about?*
**[12:12] K**
*Why are we looking at a house right now?*
**[12:14] U**
Aw, don't be silly.
**[12:15] U**
If by some miracle you get into college,
you'll be living alone, right?
**[12:19] U**
'Cause of the distance.
**[12:20] K**
*By some miracle?!*
**[12:21] K**
* If I'm living alone,*
* this has nothing to do with me!*
**[12:25] K**
*I don't know about you guys, though.*
**[12:27] U**
It's a three-story, four-bedroom
model home all set for viewing.
**[12:33] K**
*Wait...*
**[12:33] U**
I know the landlord, and he's
letting us take a tour.
**[12:36] K**
*Hey, why am I here?*
**[12:39] K**
*I've got a bad feeling ab—*
**[12:42] U**
Don't be arrogant, Seri-kun!
**[12:44] U**
You didn't even try to
walk here on your own.
**[12:47] U**
Don't think you can live on your own!
**[12:49] K**
*I don't even know what you're talking about...*
**[12:51] K**
*And don't lock the door like that.*
**[12:53] K**
*If I'd wanted to come, I would have walked!*
**[12:55] K**
*Operative word being "if"!*
**[12:56] H**
It's okay, Gestöber.
**[12:59] H**
We're not moving in today or anything.
**[13:01] H**
We're just taking a tour.
**[13:02] H**
A tour!
**[13:04] K**
*I know that.*
**[13:05] K**
*You're really insulting me.*
**[13:07] K**
*What I mean is...*
**[13:08] K**
*No!*
**[13:09] H**
That's right!
**[13:09] H**
We've come here to get an idea of the kind
of place we'll all be sharing in college!
**[13:15] H**
Think of it as the secret base of
the dark god of destruction group!
**[13:20] K**
*I knew it!*
**[13:21] K**
*I had no idea what they were talking about,*
**[13:23] K**
*but now I see where this is going!*
**[13:26] H**
We did that mock interview,
**[13:28] H**
so now we're doing mock college life!
**[13:30] K**
*No, no... No way.*
**[13:31] H**
Here's the layout.
**[13:32] K**
*No way, no how!*
**[13:33] K**
*Maybe, just maybe,*
**[13:33] U**
Let's start with the first floor!
**[13:35] ---**
* I'd be willing to go to an open campus*
* or even look into a student dorm.*
**[13:38] K**
*But sharing a house?*
**[13:40] U**
The first floor is a single room.
**[13:41] U**
Maybe it's the guest room?
**[13:42] H**
So fancy!
**[13:43] H**
I know! This can be Cerberus's room!
**[13:47] Hibiki**
Wow, he'll be living in luxury!
**[13:49] M**
Isn't that nice, Berus-dono?
**[13:51] K**
* I had an inkling this was coming,*
* but do these guys...*
**[13:54] K**
* Do they think they're not only going to*
* college with me, but living with me, too?*
**[14:01] K**
* We haven't even taken entrance exams!*
* It's too early for all this!*
**[14:03] K**
*Be serious!*
**[14:05] K**
Why won't the door open?
**[14:06] K**
Hey, someone open up!
**[14:08] K**
* I wanted to be rid of them and enjoy*
* a new life after graduation...*
**[14:12] M**
Koyukichi-dono, Koyukichi-dono!
**[14:14] M**
According to this, the bathroom
is on the second floor.
**[14:17] M**
I'd like to have a waterfall
come down from the window.
**[14:19] M**
Could you help foot the water bill?
**[14:23] K**
*No, and not just because of the water bill.*
**[14:25] H**
There's no room for Mogami.
***SIGN*** H
M
P
H
**[14:27] H**
The four rooms are for Gestöber,
me, Tsukimiya, and Cerberus!
**[14:32] K**
*That's awful.*
**[14:33] K**
*I'm not living here, so he can have mine.*
**[14:34] U**
Want to live in Cerberus's old dog house?
***SIGN*** Cerberus
**[14:37] K**
*That's really mean.*
**[14:38] K**
*Give him Cerberus's room.*
**[14:40] Mogami**
If you insist, Koyukichi-dono...
**[14:42] K**
*I don't.*
**[14:43] Mogami**
If you insist...
**[14:45] K**
Go on. Get in there.
**[14:47] K**
Sit, Fido.
**[14:49] K**
*Not saying that.*
**[14:50] K**
*Don't make that noise!*
**[14:51] M**
Berus-dono, can I live in your dog house?
**[14:55] H**
Cerberus is so kind.
**[14:57] K**
*Oh, jeez...*
**[14:58] Hibiki**
Isn't that nice, Mogami-senpai?
**[14:59] K**
* If I want to get away from these guys,*
* I'll have to go to a school really far away.*
**[15:03] K**
*But then...*
**[15:04] Sumiso**
Koyuki-kun!
**[15:05] K**
*Where is Sumiso-san going after graduation?*
**[15:08] U**
Hanadori, what will you do
if Seri-kun brings a girl home?
**[15:12] K**
*Don't say weird things. He'll get all sulky.*
**[15:16] H**
Gestöber? Get a girlfriend?!
**[15:18] H**
No way!
**[15:20] K**
*I'll kill you!*
**[15:21] K**
*You're one to talk!*
***SIGN*** I can't believe how happy I am...
***SIGN*** Seri & —— @ forever
**[15:23] U**
If Seri-kun ever did get a girlfriend,
he's the kind of guy
**[15:26] U**
who'd get super excited about it
and make a joint social media account.
**[15:30] U**
Then, when they break up, he'll black out
his icon and post, "We broke up"!
***SIGN*** We broke up
**[15:36] U**
I'll mash the like button when that happens!
**[15:38] K**
*Stop it! I'm about to get pissed!*
**[15:39] H**
Forget that. Let's go to the second floor.
**[15:42] H**
That's where the common spaces are,
so we'll be spending most of our time there.
**[15:45] Hibiki**
Can I come over to hang out, too?
**[15:47] H**
Of course!
**[15:48] H**
Gestöber, I'll cook for you.
**[15:51] H**
Miguel's special miso soup is nice and warm!
**[15:55] K**
*The dark god of destruction is so domestic.*
**[15:57] K**
*Did he forget his actual job?*
**[16:01] H**
A kitchen with a breakfast counter!
**[16:04] H**
Here you guys go.
**[16:06] H**
It's just leftovers, but enjoy!
**[16:08] ---**
Yay!
**[16:09] All**
Let's eat!
**[16:12] H**
You're still growing students, after all.
**[16:15] H**
I want to feed you lots.
**[16:17] K**
*What, you're not a student, too?*
**[16:19] K**
*Why are you acting like a mom?*
**[16:21] H**
When Daddy Gestöber comes home,
let's open this special canned crab for him.
**[16:24] Hibiki**
I can't wait for Daddy to come home!
**[16:24] K**
*I'm the dad? Canned crab?*
**[16:27] U**
There he is! It's Daddy Gestöber! Welcome home!
**[16:30] Hibiki**
Daddy Gestöber!
**[16:30] K**
*We're just playing house at this point...*
**[16:31] M**
Father!
**[16:34] H**
Look, Daddy! Canned crab!
**[16:36] Hibiki**
I want some, too!
**[16:37] U**
Me, too!
**[16:38] All**
Crab! Crab! Crab!
**[16:38] K**
*Why are you all so excited, damn it?!*
***SIGN*** Balcony
***SIGN*** 4.5-mat room
***SIGN*** 6-mat room
***SIGN*** Loft
***SIGN*** 5-mat room
***SIGN*** Balcony
**[16:42] H**
Next is the third floor,
**[16:43] H**
where we have our private rooms!
**[16:45] H**
There's a 6-mat room,
a 5-mat room, and a 4.5-mat room.
**[16:50] H**
But, well...
**[16:52] H**
I think it's only fair to decide who gets
the bigger rooms based on height.
**[16:56] K**
*So I get the 4.5-mat room, huh?*
**[16:58] K**
*I knew. That's the kind of guy you are.*
**[17:02] H**
Gestöber, look! A loft bed!
**[17:04] H**
You could fit in the space under it!
**[17:07] K**
*Why? I'd rather have my own room.*
**[17:09] K**
*Let Mogami-kun stay there.*
**[17:11] H**
If I install shelving here,
I can safely store Gestöber!
**[17:15] K**
*Why do I need to be stored like some... thing?!*
**[17:17] U**
Seri-kun, that was a weak comeback!
**[17:20] Hibiki**
I brought some snacks!
**[17:22] Mogami**
Koyukichi-dono, you can sit on me.
***SIGN*** G L O O M
**[17:28] Mogami**
Koyukichi-dono, sink all the way
into the tub and warm up.
**[17:32] Mogami**
I'll wash your back later.
**[17:36] K**
*He stuffed me into the tub.*
**[17:37] K**
* If there was water in here,*
* wouldn't I be dead?*
**[17:40] Mogami**
I'll just bathe in your bathwater
once you're done.
**[17:43] U**
Okay, Seri-kun, open up!
**[17:47] U**
You need to brush your teeth before bed!
**[17:50] K**
*S-Stop! I can do it myself!*
**[17:53] K**
*I know you're going to ram it down my throat!*
**[17:55] U**
Time to get clean!
**[17:59] K**
*I'm so tired...*
**[18:00] K**
* I can't remember the last time I yelled—*
* talked so much in my own head.*
**[18:04] H**
Gestöber stole my bed...
**[18:07] H**
My bed... Wah...
**[18:07] K**
*There's no way I can live with these people.*
**[18:11] H**
Gestöber...
**[18:12] K**
*I know! I'll go to school overseas!*
**[18:16] U**
Even though you can't
speak a word of English?
**[18:20] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai, how about we break out
the futons and have a pajama party?
**[18:24] K**
* I won't let them play on*
* my sympathies anymore.*
**[18:27] Mogami**
You can't bring up pajama parties
around Koyukichi-dono.
**[18:29] Mogami**
Because...
**[18:30] K**
* I won't yell at them,*
* even in my own head.*
**[18:32] H**
Okay, let's all take a nap!
**[18:35] K**
*Why is your eye mask lopsided?!*
**[18:37] U**
Seri-kun, what did you
just say you wouldn't do?
**[18:39] H**
I'll sleep on one side of Gestöber,
and Helius can sleep on the other.
**[18:43] Hibiki**
I'd rather sleep next to you, Miguel-senpai.
**[18:46] Mogami**
Then I'll be Koyukichi-dono's futon myself!
**[18:48] K**
*No!*
**[18:49] K**
*If I live in this house, I'll...*
**[18:56] K**
*I'll kill them all!*
**[18:57] K**
I-I finally did it...
**[19:00] K**
*No! My life is ruined!*
**[19:00] H**
Okay, let's all have a lot
of fun living together!
**[19:03] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:06] H**
Of course, it'd be wonderful if days
like this could continue forever.
**[19:26] U**
Well, it's just the order of things.
**[19:28] U**
Nothing lasts forever.
**[19:31] U**
Everything always changes.
**[19:33] M**
Not even Koyukichi-dono and I
could remain the same forever.
**[19:37] Hibiki**
B-But I want to be with
Miguel-senpai forever...
**[19:40] M**
Helius, you fool! We all promised not to cry!
**[19:44] Hibiki**
B-But you're crying too, Miguel-senpai...
**[19:59] H**
I thought I could always be with
Gestöber and the rest of you.
**[20:04] H**
I wanted to try and live together.
**[20:07] H**
So I dragged you all here...
**[20:09] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai...
**[20:11] K**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[20:13] H**
Gestöber, you may not remember
everything from our past life,
**[20:19] H**
but our time together will
one day come to an end.
**[20:22] H**
For now, I want you to focus on what we have
**[20:24] H**
so that, when it's over, you'll have no regrets.
**[20:26] H**
But I've always enjoyed my time with you.
**[20:32] H**
Thank you, Gestöber.
**[20:34] K**
Wh-What? Are you going
somewhere, Hanadori-kun?
**[20:39] K**
*What? Did something happen?*
**[20:42] K**
* Did he... Did he drag us*
* all here to say goodbye?*
**[20:50] H**
Nope, I'm not going anywhere!
**[20:53] H**
Surprised?
**[20:54] H**
Don't worry, Gestöber!
**[20:56] H**
I'll always be by your side!
**[20:59] Hibiki**
Can I be with you too, Miguel-senpai?
**[21:01] H**
Of course!
**[21:02] M**
I'll be here too, Koyukichi-dono!
**[21:04] U**
Isn't that great, Hanadori?
**[21:06] H**
I was a little worried that you
might not actually care about me,
**[21:11] H**
because you're always so gloomy and mean.
**[21:14] H**
I thought that maybe if you
believed it would end someday,
**[21:17] ---**
you'd start to care about
the time you had with me.
**[21:20] H**
So I played a little trick on you!
**[21:23] K**
I'll end it right now!
**[21:26] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[21:27] U**
Oh, dear...
**[21:28] K**
*Damn it all.*
**[21:29] K**
*I thought this was the last episode.*
**[21:31] U**
But it's true that nothing
stays the same forever.
**[21:35] U**
You can't be "friends forever" for eternity.
**[21:35] Hibiki**
Miguel-senpai!
**[21:37] Mogami**
Oh, you survived.
**[21:39] K**
*Of course!*
**[21:41] K**
* One day, I'll even win my battle*
* to stop yelling at him!*
**[21:44] U**
What?
**[21:45] U**
You still thought you were in that fight?!
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** RIP
Koyuki
***SIGN*** Model
***SIGN*** Model
**[21:50] K**
Shut up!
***SIGN*** Post-Graduation Plans
1. OO College
2. XX University
3. ZZ School
**[23:23] K**
* After that, I quietly*
* changed my target schools.*
**[23:26] K**
*But...*
***SIGN*** Tsukimiya-kun
***SIGN*** I heard you changed your target school?
**[23:27] K**
*They found out instantly.*
**[23:27] K**
What?!
***SIGN*** Hilarious!
**[23:29] K**
*There's nowhere to run in the whole world...*
**[23:33] K**
*No, the whole universe.*
**[23:34] K**
*They'll even follow me to heaven, I bet.*