A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
High school student Koyuki Seri has a disposition for whipping out witty retorts... but hates people who wait for those retorts! Much to his dismay, he had caught the eye of Hanadori Kabuto, who suffers from a terrible case of delusions of grandeur and everything about him could warrant a retort. Seri swears that he will never utter a retort about Kabuto, but he just can't hold back. Not to mention, there seem to be even more strange people gathering around him... A high school boys' comedy that'll make you laugh and laugh (but can also be cute at times) is about to start!
Season 1
E1 - Darlin' from hell
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[00:00] Koyuki
A rainy morning with
umbrellas out everywhere...
[00:03] Koyuki
It's the perfect kind of day
to focus on studying.
[00:06] Teacher
Hanadori?
[00:08] Teacher
Hey, Hanadori!
[00:09] Teacher
Is he absent today?
[00:11] Koyuki
Lucky me!
[00:12] Koyuki
Except...
[00:14] Hanadori
Sorry I'm so late.
[00:18] Hanadori
This little guy cried and
begged to come with me.
[00:21] Hanadori
He says we share a strong
bond from a past life...
[00:25] Hanadori
Whatever that means.
[00:27] Koyuki
If only Hanadori-kun hadn't reawakened...
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Delusion 1
[02:00] Hanadori
He was a ferocious foe, indeed,
[02:03] Hanadori
but now I remember...
[02:05] Hanadori
He was my constant companion
during countless wars.
[02:08] Hanadori
The hound of hell... Cerberus!
[02:11] Koyuki
Here we go again...
[02:13] Koyuki
Don't give a little puppy a name like that!
[02:16] Hanadori
As Sturmhut, the knight who
rules over light and darkness,
[02:20] Hanadori
I've reincarnated across many lives.
[02:22] Hanadori
And amidst my battles, I learned of a gate
to the demon world that lies in this town.
[02:27] Hanadori
Should that gate open,
[02:27] Koyuki
This is Hanadori Kabuto,
a student of Class 2-3 at Mitoya High.
[02:28] ---
this world will become a living hell.
[02:30] ---
Though I fought and failed to stop the demons...
[02:32] Koyuki
He started acting this way in middle school
[02:35] ---
and never grew out of it.
[02:37] Koyuki
But... why is he all wet?
[02:41] Hanadori
That's when the guardian hound of hell,
Cerberus, appeared and saved me!
[02:45] Hanadori
But why?!
[02:46] Hanadori
I couldn't believe it, because...
[02:54] Hanadori
Because he and I were originally enemies.
[02:58] Koyuki
You ruined it!
[02:59] ---
You can't fix it now, Hanadori-kun!
[03:01] Koyuki
If you're cold, go change!
[03:01] Teacher
Where did you get that dog, Hanadori?
[03:03] Koyuki
And didn't you call him your companion?
So is he a friend or an enemy?
[03:05] Hanadori
I told you! I knew him in a past life!
[03:06] ---
At least keep your own fantasy straight!
[03:08] Teacher
Go put the dog back where you found it.
[03:12] Hanadori
You want me to leave him out in the cold?
[03:14] Hanadori
Are you evil incarnate?!
[03:16] Teacher
Are you going to keep him, then?
[03:18] Tsukimiya
Hanadori's apartment complex
doesn't allow pets.
[03:22] Hanadori
My current dwelling is blessed by the light.
[03:25] Hanadori
Cerberus couldn't take it.
[03:27] Koyuki
So the knight of light and darkness
lives in an apartment.
[03:30] Koyuki
Same as me.
[03:31] Teacher
I'll put the dog back.
[03:34] ---
You go get changed.
[03:35] Hanadori
N-No!
[03:36] Koyuki
I, Koyuki Seri, am absolutely not
going to respond to any of this crap!
[03:40] Hanadori (Background)
You're Koyuki? The legendary—
[03:41] Koyuki
Or so I said, but with Hanadori-kun
following me around all the time,
[03:43] Hanadori
We were battle brothers—
[03:44] Hanadori
This is the key to break the seal!
[03:44] ---
my grades have tanked
since we became classmates.
[03:45] ---
Why do you have—
[03:47] Koyuki
I just can't concentrate with him around.
[03:49] Hanadori (Foreground)
Wait, Cerberus!
[03:52] Hanadori (Foreground)
No...
[03:54] Koyuki
Class is going to run late again...
[03:56] Hanadori
Is this...
[03:58] ---
Is this a trial the gods have put forth for me,
[04:00] ---
Gestöber?!
[04:03] Koyuki
You've got the wrong guy!
[04:04] Koyuki
Who the heck is Gestöber?
[04:05] ---
Not me! Never heard of him!
[04:07] Hanadori
I have to go save Cerberus...
[04:09] Koyuki
Then go by yourself!
[04:10] Koyuki
What do you need me for?
[04:11] Koyuki
Have fun on your grand adventure, Mr. Knight!
[04:14] Hanadori
Have you forgotten?!
[04:15] Hanadori
You're the emissary of Nirvana, Gest—
[04:17] Koyuki
Nice weather we're having, huh?
[04:19] Female Student
Yeah, except it's raining...
[04:21] Tsukimiya
Aw, poor Hanadori.
[04:23] ---
He went to all the trouble
of dumping water on himself
[04:26] ---
so he could pretend to be a hero
who saved a dog from the rain.
[04:29] Koyuki
What were you thinking, Hanadori-kun?!
[04:31] Tsukimiya
But nobody cared and the dog was taken away,
[04:34] Tsukimiya
so now he's sopping wet and all alone.
[04:36] Tsukimiya
It's so sad.
[04:37] Koyuki
Hey, knock it off!
[04:38] Koyuki
You're really making me feel bad for him!
[04:40] Koyuki
I'll be ashamed to look back on this later...
[04:43] Koyuki
Granted, he did it to himself.
[04:48] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun, don't tell me...
[04:50] Koyuki
Is your power awakening?!
[04:51] Hanadori
He's... He's coming!
[04:55] Tsukimiya
Hanadori's sorrow from losing
Cerberus has awakened him!
[04:59] Hanadori
It's not just damage from you outing him?
[05:01] Hanadori
Wait, Tsukimiya-kun...
[05:03] ---
Are you just as bad as he is?
[05:08] Hanadori
I am Miguel.
[05:10] ---
Miguel O...
[05:12] Hanadori
O...
[05:12] Tsukimiya
O?
[05:13] Teacher
Okay, guys, knock it off.
[05:16] Teacher
Go change clothes before
you catch a cold, Hanadori.
[05:19] Teacher
Sorry, everyone.
[05:20] Teacher
Let's get back to the lesson.
[05:23] Hanadori
That was close.
[05:25] Hanadori
The power of light was able
to keep Miguel... in check.
[05:28] Hanadori
You should all be grateful you're still alive.
[05:33] Hanadori
Blessings upon all humanity.
[05:36] Koyuki
Whew... Made it through another day!
[05:39] Koyuki
I didn't say a word!
[05:40] Koyuki
Whenever Hanadori-kun's eyepatch comes off,
[05:43] ---
a mysterious character named Miguel awakens.
[05:46] Koyuki
Or so he says...
[05:49] Aizu
What gives, Koyuki?
[05:51] Aizu
Your notes are a mess.
[05:53] Aizu
I wanted to copy them.
[05:54] Koyuki
Shut up.
[05:55] Koyuki
Borrow from someone in your own class.
[05:57] Aizu
Whatever.
[05:58] Aizu
Anyway, get this...
[06:00] Aizu
I'm going to Black Mouse Land soon.
[06:03] Aizu
I mean, I'm a second-year now,
so I'm way past that silly stuff,
[06:08] ---
but she absolutely insisted...
[06:11] Koyuki
You're showing your true colors!
[06:14] Aizu
What's wrong with you?
[06:15] Koyuki
The way you're just waiting
for me to say something!
[06:18] Koyuki
"Who are you going with?!"
"Did you get a girlfriend?!"
[06:21] Koyuki
You're waiting for me to ask,
but I won't do it!
[06:23] Koyuki
You're just going with your grandma again
anyway, aren't you, you granny-lover?!
[06:27] Aizu
I-I am not! And don't call me that!
SIGN Grrr
SIGN Grrr
SIGN Grrr
SIGN Grrr
[06:30] Aizu
What's up with you, Koyuki?
[06:31] Girl
I'm just making things awkward, aren't I?
[06:34] Girl
It'd be better if I wasn't there...
[06:36] Girl
Maybe I'll just quit the club.
[06:39] Koyuki
"That's not true! Don't quit!"
[06:40] Koyuki
Is that what you want us to say?!
[06:42] Aizu
Wh-Why are you hitting me?!
[06:44] Koyuki
You're just taking advantage of the fact that
nobody wants to say, "Yeah, quit already!"
[06:48] ---
That's the problem!
[06:50] Koyuki
I find it incredibly humiliating
to be expected to say something
[06:55] ---
just because someone wants me to!
[06:57] Aizu
I see. Sorry, Koyuki.
[06:59] Aizu
You've always been like that, haven't you?
[07:02] Koyuki
And Hanadori-kun's the
absolute worst about that.
[07:05] Koyuki
I can normally ignore drivel like that,
[07:07] ---
but he can't even keep
his fake stories straight.
[07:09] ---
I'm always on the verge of screaming.
[07:11] Koyuki
Maybe he can tell.
[07:12] ---
It feels like he's just dying
for me to say something.
[07:15] Koyuki
I refuse, though! I won't say a word.
[07:17] Koyuki
I need to focus on my grades!
I'm down 80 spots in the class ranking!
[07:22] Koyuki
If I say one word about
Hanadori-kun's idiocy, I lose.
[07:24] Koyuki
This is war!
[07:26] Aizu
Koyuki...
[07:27] Koyuki
I'm off to the library.
[07:29] Aizu
He's not trying to force me to say,
[07:32] ---
"You can't focus on studying because
you're obsessed with this," is he?
[07:37] Hanadori
S-Stop it!
SIGN Library
[07:38] Students
Come on, Hanadori-kun.
Show us what's under the eyepatch.
[07:42] Students
What are you hiding?
[07:45] Hanadori
Stop it!
[07:46] Hanadori
If you break the seal...
[07:48] Students
Huh? What are you talking about?
[07:50] Hanadori
Don't touch me!
[07:51] Hanadori
This is the key to the seal of hell...
[07:54] ---
The seal on the dark power that controls all!
[07:57] Hanadori
Not even I know what terrors await.
[08:00] Hanadori
If the dark god of destruction,
[08:02] ---
Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit,
takes control of me,
[08:05] Hanadori
he'll wreak a terrible revenge on you!
[08:08] Students
Shut up and take it off already!
[08:09] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun!
[08:11] Koyuki
If you talk like that,
you'll just make things worse.
[08:16] Koyuki
Seriously, what's this guy's deal?
[08:18] Koyuki
Is he on Hanadori-kun's side
or just egging him on?
[08:21] Koyuki
Wait, why's he joining in?!
[08:23] Hanadori
S-Stop it!
[08:23] Koyuki
I need to stop them, but...
[08:26] Students
Got it!
[08:31] Hanadori
It's awakening...
[08:33] ---
The power of hell...
[08:34] ---
The power of darkness...
[08:36] Hanadori
The seal!
[08:39] Hanadori
Get away from me!
[08:43] Koyuki
Now...
[08:44] ---
Now you've done it, Hanadori-kun.
[08:47] Koyuki
The power of hell turned
out to be a physical thing!
[08:49] Koyuki
More importantly,
[08:50] ---
I thought you were just making
all of this up for fun, but...
[08:53] Koyuki
Does this mean you're actually dangerous?
[08:57] Koyuki
Hanadori, you're bleeding!
[09:10] Koyuki
The dark god of destruction
is just a whiny little kid!
[09:15] Koyuki
Don't cry!
[09:17] Hanadori
Do you... finally remember me?
[09:20] Koyuki
You've got the wrong guy.
SIGN R.I.P Koyuki
[09:23] Koyuki
I... I blew it...
SIGN Teachers' Office
[09:26] Koyuki
Man, this sucks.
[09:28] Koyuki
I spoke up, so I lose.
[09:30] Koyuki
And now...
[09:31] ---
I have to stand in the hallway,
because it's somehow my fault, too?
[09:35] Koyuki
This is so wrong.
[09:37] Hanadori
You noticed it, too?
[09:39] Hanadori
The rift to the demon world is
growing larger by the minute.
[09:42] Hanadori
You and I are the only ones who've noticed it.
[09:45] Koyuki
Not what I meant! Please leave me alone!
[09:48] Hanadori
I believe that you're a good person.
[09:52] Hanadori
I know I can entrust him to you.
[09:54] Hanadori
I'd like you to take him.
[09:57] Koyuki
The dog from this morning?
[09:59] Koyuki
He went to find it again?
[10:00] Tsukimiya
Hanadori's apartment complex
doesn't allow pets.
[10:04] Hanadori
Will you keep him safe from this cruel world?
[10:08] Koyuki
It's not like it's the dog's fault...
[10:12] Koyuki
I'll ask my parents,
[10:14] ---
but don't get your hopes up.
[10:16] Koyuki
Also, I have no interest in all that
dark whatsit stuff you keep talking about,
[10:22] Koyuki
so don't get the wrong idea.
[10:24] Koyuki
I've lost today.
[10:26] Koyuki
But...
[10:28] Koyuki
Starting tomorrow,
I'm really going to ignore hi—
[10:30] Hanadori
Thanks, Tsukimiya!
[10:32] Hanadori
You're the only one I can ask.
[10:34] Hanadori
I feel so much better knowing
you're taking him in.
[10:36] Tsukimiya
Are they making you pay for the glass?
[10:39] Tsukimiya
Oh, I didn't see you there, Seri-kun.
[10:43] Hanadori
Tsukimiya!
[10:44] ---
How long have you known he was here?
[10:47] Koyuki
Oh, screw you!
[10:48] Koyuki
You were just talking to me, weren't you?!
[10:51] Hanadori
Nope.
[10:51] Tsukimiya
Did you say something, Seri-kun?
[10:53] Tsukimiya
"Don't get the wrong idea"? Was that it?
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[10:56] Koyuki
So you did hear me!
[10:59] Tsukimiya
That day...
[11:00] ---
I was subject to humiliation
worse than utter defeat.
SIGN Things I want to forget
[11:04] Teacher
Listen up.
SIGN Summer
break
SIGN Culture
festival
SIGN Class
trip
SIGN Field
day
[11:05] ---
You second-years have a lot
of fun stuff ahead of you.
[11:09] Teacher
But final exams come first!
[11:12] Students
This is homeroom! Let us have fun!
[11:13] Teacher
No whining.
[11:15] Teacher
I'm worried about all of you.
[11:17] Teacher
You kids have the lowest grades
out of any class in your year.
[11:20] Teacher
Some of you are real problem kids, too,
which is getting me in trouble.
[11:24] Students
That's your problem, not ours!
[11:25] Hanadori
Human society is so stupid.
[11:27] Teacher
Don't be dumb. No man is an island.
[11:31] Teacher
On that note, I'm dividing
you into groups of three
SIGN Example
Bear Team
Dog Team
Horse Team
SIGN pts.
[11:34] ---
that average out the grades between you.
SIGN Cat Team
[11:37] Teacher
We're going to play a game in
which your groups will compete
SIGN Hanadori Kabuto
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN Koyuki Seri
[11:40] ---
to see who can do the most
extra credit assignments!
[11:44] Students
Sensei, I don't think this is allowed
under current education laws!
[11:46] Teacher
We're playing a game in homeroom.
Relax and have fun.
[11:49] Student
What do we get for winning?
[11:51] Teacher
No summer homework for
any classes you have with me!
[11:53] Student
And what about the losers?
[11:55] Teacher
The last-place team will be in
charge of planning the class trip.
[11:59] Koyuki
Question, Sensei!
[12:00] Teacher
Wh-What is it, Koyuki?
[12:03] Teacher
Did you forget how to ask normally?
[12:05] Koyuki
Why would you put me in a group
[12:07] ---
with those two bozos
when finals are coming up?
[12:10] Teacher
That's rather rude.
SIGN Example
Bear Team
Dog Team
SIGN pts.
[12:11] Teacher
I put a lot of thought into the teams
and balancing your academic skills.
[12:15] Teacher
But you'll have to get along if you
end up in charge of the class trip...
[12:19] Teacher
And you don't seem to have any other friends.
[12:23] Teacher
You don't seem to have any other friends.
[12:24] Koyuki
I don't have many friends.
[12:26] Koyuki
I just wanted to yell,
"Those guys aren't my friends!"
SIGN Library
[12:30] Koyuki
But then I'd be admitting that
I don't have any friends in class,
[12:33] Koyuki
and I'd feel lonely.
[12:35] Koyuki
It's infuriating,
[12:36] ---
but right now, I miss that
jerk in the next class over.
[12:39] Tsukimiya
Okay, let's get to work!
[12:42] Koyuki
My ears! My ears!
[12:45] Koyuki
He looks so happy screwing with me.
[12:47] Koyuki
Tsukimiya Utsugi...
[12:49] Koyuki
The test is during our next homeroom.
[12:53] Koyuki
I sure as hell don't want to plan
the class trip with those two.
[12:56] Koyuki
I need to get us a good score...
[12:58] Hanadori
A test, huh?
[13:00] Librarian
Hey, get down!
[13:02] Hanadori
Compared to the tests of hell
Sturmhut has faced...
[13:06] Koyuki
The hell's he doing?
[13:07] Hanadori
Gestöber,
[13:08] ---
there is nothing we cannot
overcome togethe—
[13:12] Koyuki
You're not in preschool!
[13:15] Girls
They're so loud...
[13:18] Girls
Just ignore them.
[13:19] Girls
If they get last place,
it means less work for us.
[13:20] Koyuki
Damn it.
[13:22] Koyuki
I want to ignore them,
[13:23] ---
but I need them to get serious about studying.
[13:25] Hanadori
Owie...
[13:26] Koyuki
This leaves me no choice.
SIGN Gasp...
[13:31] Koyuki
Don't be creepy!
SIGN Math
[13:33] Koyuki
Okay, let's start with math.
[13:36] Koyuki
I'm bad at the stuff that's on this test.
[13:38] Tsukimiya
Hanadori, can you figure out this problem?
[13:41] Tsukimiya
You use theta here, and then...
[13:43] Tsukimiya
You do this...
[13:45] Hanadori
Ah, I see.
SIGN Math
Question 1
[13:47] Koyuki
What are you doing?
[13:48] Koyuki
Stop playing with the variables!
This is math!
[13:51] Koyuki
And why are you nodding?!
[13:53] Koyuki
Take this seriously!
[13:56] Koyuki
Sheesh...
[13:56] ---
You guys have no idea how I feel.
[13:59] Koyuki
Actually, I wonder what their grades are like...
[14:02] Hanadori
Okay, I'm all done.
[14:04] Hanadori
The man who's traveled the seven seas,
[14:06] ---
the valiant warrior himself...
[14:08] Hanadori
The one they call a legend...
SIGN The Adventures of Menukoroirya, Ruler of the Darkness
[14:10] Hanadori
The hero Menukoroirya.
[14:16] Koyuki
Don't get attached and give it a name!
[14:18] ---
Study!
[14:20] Koyuki
That's what kids do when they'd
rather goof off than study!
[14:23] Koyuki
You don't have time for adventures!
[14:24] Koyuki
Battle the enemy you're
facing right now, damn it!
[14:28] Koyuki
I'm already exhausted.
[14:30] Koyuki
Let's move on to history.
SIGN History A
[14:34] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun is actually focusing now.
[14:36] ---
Good.
[14:37] Hanadori
Tsukimiya,
[14:38] ---
do you know a good way to
remember major historical figures?
[14:41] Hanadori
It's hard when they all have such stupid names.
[14:43] Koyuki
You've got no room to talk.
[14:46] Tsukimiya
Why not do what you're best at?
[14:49] Hanadori
What I'm best at?
[14:50] Tsukimiya
Sure.
[14:51] ---
For example, say they were once your friends.
[14:54] Tsukimiya
This man, the founder of the Edo shogunate,
[14:57] Tsukimiya
could have been one of
Sturmhut's comrades in a past life!
[15:00] Tsukimiya
Make up something like that
so it means something to you.
[15:03] Koyuki
Huh... That might actually be a good idea.
[15:06] Koyuki
It could work for him.
[15:08] Hanadori
That's right...
[15:09] Hanadori
My past memories are returning!
[15:11] Hanadori
I crossed swords with him on the battlefield.
[15:14] Hanadori
He's...
SIGN Answer: Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia
[15:16] Koyuki
No, he's not!
SIGN Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia
[15:18] Koyuki
That's the stupid little bird
you just came up with!
[15:21] Koyuki
And jeez, how many letters are in that name?
[15:23] Koyuki
It's way too long.
[15:24] Hanadori
So it was you...
[15:26] Hanadori
I'll never forget you again!
[15:28] Koyuki
Forget him right now!
SIGN Exhaustion
SIGN Home Economics
[15:31] Koyuki
Home ec, huh?
[15:33] Koyuki
We're supposed to learn the nine
essential amino acids.
[15:36] Koyuki
I wonder if Tsukimiya-kun's good at studying.
[15:39] Koyuki
I hate to ask, but if he knows
a good way to memorize things...
[15:42] Koyuki
Here you go.
SIGN Home Ec Notes
Utsugi Tsukimiya
[15:43] Koyuki
This is my memorization notebook. Use it.
[15:46] ---
Th-Thanks.
[15:47] Tsukimiya
He knew what I was thinking, huh?
[15:49] Tsukimiya
Well, okay, since he—
[15:50] ---
Excuse me?
[15:52] Tsukimiya
This isn't about essential amino acids...
[15:55] Tsukimiya
Am I supposed to learn them through manga?
[15:57] Tsukimiya
Wait, did Tsukimiya-kun draw this?!
[15:59] Girl
For Amino-san's sake,
[16:01] ---
I would let the world be destroyed!
[16:03] Bad Guy
Is Amino-san that essential?
[16:06] Girl
M-My body can't create Amino-san on its own!
[16:11] ---
So...
[16:12] Girl
I'm going to absorb him!
[16:14] Bad Guy
No! Never!
[16:14] Girl
Eek!
[16:16] Girl
No!
[16:17] ---
If you do that... If you do that, then...
[16:20] Girl
My phenylalanine will valine,
[16:23] Girl
and I'll tryptophan!
[16:29] Koyuki
Damn it all!
[16:31] Koyuki
You two are so stupid!
[16:32] Koyuki
Forget this!
[16:33] ---
I'll do it on my own!
[16:35] Tsukimiya
I've got one for the periodic table, too.
[16:37] Tsukimiya
Want to see?
[16:38] Koyuki
No!
[16:39] Tsukimiya
Transform! Helium! Lithium! Barium!
[16:41] Koyuki
Calm down. Calm down, Koyuki Seri.
[16:44] Koyuki
These two are just that type.
[16:45] Koyuki
They goof around to get their minds
off of the test and end up crashing.
[16:49] Koyuki
I'm different.
[16:50] Koyuki
I want to concentrate on studying.
[16:52] Koyuki
If I don't work hard and raise
our average score...
SIGN Special Moves
SIGN Menukoroirya
SIGN Leaving on a journey
SIGN Slice
SIGN Slash
SIGN Chicken Blade
SIGN Thigh Slice
[16:56] Koyuki
Yes, yes. Very cute.
[16:58] Koyuki
I'm giving up on him.
[17:00] Koyuki
What about Tsukimiya-kun?
[17:02] Tsukimiya
Man, I'm bored.
[17:03] Koyuki
Then study!
[17:04] Tsukimiya
I mean, I've already learned
everything that'll be on the test.
[17:09] Koyuki
In what fantasy world can you do that?!
SIGN Home Economics
[17:11] Koyuki
He can't be serious!
[17:12] Koyuki
There's so much material!
[17:13] Koyuki
He couldn't have—
[17:14] Tsukimiya
Listen, Seri-kun.
[17:16] Tsukimiya
If I read a book once, that's enough
for me to say I've learned it.
[17:19] Tsukimiya
Don't you think you're wasting your life
[17:21] ---
poring over books instead of spending
your time on the hobbies you love?
SIGN Snap
[17:27] Koyuki
And whose fault is it that I'm wasting my life?!
[17:29] Tsukimiya
So you see...
[17:31] Tsukimiya
I can't get my score any higher,
[17:33] Tsukimiya
so it's up to the two of you
below me to raise our average.
[17:36] Tsukimiya
Okay?
[17:40] Tsukimiya
Seri-kun blew up!
[17:42] Hanadori
Gestöber, what was that technique?!
[17:44] Koyuki
Today, something within me burst.
[17:47] Koyuki
Forget it! Time for some escapism of my own!
[17:49] Koyuki
I reject you both!
[17:52] Koyuki
Commoner's Village is so fun...
[17:54] Koyuki**
You make your own town
[17:56] ---
and spend your days taking it easy,
fishing and picking fruit with your friends.
[18:02] Koyuki
This is my idea of paradise.
[18:04] Koyuki
My character in the game is the real me,
[18:07] Koyuki
and the suffering I'm experiencing
right now is just a bad dream.
SIGN Message sent!
SIGN You've invited a friend to Koyuki Village.
[18:13] Tsukimiya
Hey, Seri-kun!
[18:15] Koyuki
I knew he'd show up!
[18:17] Koyuki
Go study!
[18:18] Tsukimiya
I love this game so much that
I've learned how to mod it.
SIGN A friend has come to play.
[18:23] Tsukimiya
Oh, looks like someone's here.
SIGN I'll dig holes to the demon world here, too
SIGN My sealed
SIGN power...
[18:32] Koyuki
Don't tell me!
[18:34] Hanadori
I am the dark god of destruction,
[18:36] Koyuki
You're the only one who would
destroy my peaceful in-game life.
[18:36] ---
Miguel Offenbarung Dunkelheit.
[18:40] ---
I will cover this village in dark matter!
[18:41] Koyuki
Catch a clue!
[18:42] Tsukimiya
Hanadori, Seri-kun wants you to catch a clue.
[18:50] Koyuki
That's not what I meant!
[18:52] Koyuki
Get out of my village, both of you!
[18:54] Koyuki
Stop digging holes everywhere!
[18:55] Hanadori
Don't push me!
[18:56] Koyuki
It's weird, though...
[18:58] ---
I thought so before,
[19:00] ---
but it feels like Tsukimiya-kun...
[19:02] Tsukimiya
Yup.
[19:03] ---
I can guess what you're thinking.
[19:05] Koyuki
It feels like you're doing
a lot more than guessing!
[19:08] Koyuki
No, that can't be!
[19:10] Koyuki
That would mean he knows
exactly what bothers me...
[19:13] Koyuki
And he's doing it anyway!
[19:15] Koyuki
Crap...
[19:17] Koyuki
I've gotta hide somewhere
he can't connect to me!
[19:20] Koyuki
What? I can't move...
[19:23] Hanadori
Surprised?
[19:24] Hanadori
Behold the dark god's destructive magic...
[19:27] Hanadori
Paralysis!
[19:28] Koyuki
It's just a snare!
[19:29] Koyuki
Ow, ow, ow! Let me go!
[19:30] Koyuki
Stop working together!
[19:32] Koyuki
Damn it...
[19:33] Tsukimiya
Seri-kun, sometimes I...
[19:35] Tsukimiya
just don't bother worrying
about what you're thinking!
[19:38] Koyuki
You're a real asshole, aren't you?
[19:39] Hanadori
I'll hide somewhere in your village.
[19:42] Hanadori
Come find me after I count to ten!
[19:44] Hanadori
One, two, three...
[19:50] Hanadori
G-Gestöber?
[19:52] Koyuki
I'll destroy his data!
[19:54] Hanadori
No, Gestöber!
[19:56] Hanadori
Please, no!
[19:58] Hanadori
I worked so hard to get this far!
SIGN Bye!
SIGN Come by again
on our next break!
[20:07] (Flashback) Hanadori
Tsukimiya...
[20:11] (Flashback) Hanadori
I want to play a game with Gestöber!
SIGN Earn the Muney Money
Handheld: 20,000 yen
"Commoner's Village" game: 5,000 yen
Roughly 25,000 yen
SIGN Supermarket
Smile Store
[20:26] Hanadori
Yes!
SIGN Pay for the month of June
[20:28] ---
Now I can...
[20:29] ---
Now I can play a game with Gestöber!
[20:33] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun...
[20:34] ---
You wanted to play with me that badly?
[20:37] Hanadori
G-Gestöber!
[20:38] ---
N-No, it wasn't anything special...
[20:40] Koyuki
I'm sorry for everything, Hanadori-kun...
[20:42] Koyuki
No, Sturmhut!
[20:45] Koyuki
I'll never let you be alone again.
[20:47] Koyuki
As Gestöber, the Hierophant of Ice,
[20:51] ---
I swear to fight by your side!
[20:53] Koyuki
Thank you, Gestöber!
[20:56] Game
Congratulations! Congratulations!
[20:58] Game
Congratulations!
[20:59] Tsukimiya
That was a great conclusion.
[21:01] Koyuki
Why would you make a
disgusting movie like that?!
[21:04] Tsukimiya
I'm the one who made it.
[21:05] Koyuki
What was with that flashback?
[21:07] Koyuki
Why did it feel like scenes from Slam Dunk?!
[21:09] Koyuki
The dark god of destruction shouldn't
be working part-time jobs!
[21:14] Teacher
I'll be taking those.
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[21:19] Teacher
Okay, I'm returning your tests.
SIGN Seri Koyuki
[21:22] Koyuki
All right! I got a higher score than usual!
[21:25] Koyuki
As long as those two didn't screw it up,
we shouldn't be in last place.
[21:28] Tsukimiya
I got the same score I always do.
[21:30] Hanadori
Mine's...
[21:31] ---
lower than usual.
[21:33] Hanadori
The dark spirits distracted me...
[21:35] Hanadori
I'm sorry. I only got an 85!
[21:38] Teacher
Oh, Koyuki.
[21:40] ---
Lucky you. You don't have
to plan the class trip.
[21:43] Teacher
Frankly, Tsukimiya and Hanadori
always get top marks,
[21:46] Teacher
so I was hoping they could
give you a bit of a boost.
[21:49] Teacher
Guess my plan was a success, huh?
[21:50] Koyuki
I got... the lowest score?
[21:54] Teacher
Koyuki?
[21:56] Koyuki
Impossible!
SIGN Rip
[21:57] Hanadori
This is my fault!
[21:59] Hanadori
You worked so hard, but I...
[22:02] Koyuki
Don't try to make me feel better!
[22:06] Tsukimiya
Seri-kun,
[22:07] ---
scary things can happen when
you underestimate people.
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[22:11] Koyuki
Today, Koyuki Seri suffered
an unthinkable defeat.
[23:25] Hanadori
Next time on A Destructive
God Sits Next to Me, episode 2:
[23:27] Hanadori
"Eyes On Me!"
[23:29] Koyuki
Hey, we get fifteen seconds for a preview!
[23:31] Koyuki
Plug the show!
[23:32] Hanadori
Wh-What?
[23:35] Hanadori
Miguel, the dark god of destruction,
has taken over this anime!
[23:38] Koyuki
Couldn't think of anything to say, huh?
E2 - Eyes On Me
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[00:00] K
The antics of my classmate Hanadori
Kabuto-kun are endlessly annoying.
[00:05] K
But I, Koyuki Seri,
[00:06] ---
have challenged myself to never call
him out, no matter what he does.
[00:11] K
He claims he's the knight of
light and darkness, Sturmhut,
[00:14] K
who reincarnated into this world
and battles evil in secret,
[00:17] K
and when his right eye awakens,
[00:18] K
he loses control and becomes the dark
god of destruction, Miguel Whatever.
[00:22] K
He just lives out this bizarre
adventure in his own head.
[00:27] K
I was completely humiliated last time,
[00:29] K
and it's all Hanadori-kun's fault.
[00:33] K
Somebody, please do something about him...
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Counseling Room
SIGN Delusion 2
[02:14] T
Koyuki...
[02:15] ---
I'm hungry. Mind if I eat?
[02:18] K
Are you that uninterested in hearing
what your students have to say?
[02:22] T
Hey, don't doubt your teachers.
[02:25] K
Stop chewing already!
[02:28] T
Say, Koyuki...
[02:31] T
Got any of that stuff? You know...
[02:33] T
The stuff you season rice with.
[02:35] K
Rice seasoning!
[02:36] K
You said it yourself!
Are you doing this on purpose?!
[02:39] T
Well? You got any?
[02:40] K
Of course I don't have any!
[02:42] K
Have you ever had a student here first thing
in the morning with rice seasoning?!
[02:46] T
Man, you're sure quick to react.
[02:49] K
Because you're not listening!
[02:51] T
Now, if only you'd be more
like that with Hanadori...
[02:56] T
If you don't get something,
say, "I don't get it!"
[02:59] T
If he's being weird, say,
"What's wrong with you?"
[03:02] T
That's what we call communication.
[03:04] K
I don't want to get involved with him.
[03:08] K
But he just won't leave me alone.
[03:11] K
Also, I don't yell like that.
[03:14] T
Koyuki...
[03:15] ---
Have you heard the saying
"birds of a feather"?
[03:17] K
I'll destroy you.
[03:18] T
"Birds of a feather flock together."
[03:20] ---
It means similar people stick together.
[03:22] K
I know what it means!
[03:24] ---
But I'm nothing like Hanadori-kun!
[03:27] K
Why do I have to explain that?!
[03:29] T
Hanadori's been like that ever
since the first day of school.
[03:33] T
For his class introduction, he said,
[03:35] T
"So this is to be my next trial? Not bad."
[03:39] T
Or something.
[03:41] K
Why didn't you give him detention?
[03:43] T
Kids your age all need something
to protect yourselves.
[03:47] T
You want to avoid Hanadori because
you're trying to protect something, right?
[03:55] K
Protect something? No.
[03:59] (Flashback) H
Forgive my rudeness earlier, Gestöber.
[04:01] (Flashback) H
I can't believe you made it past
my psychic eye, the Hunter Sensor,
[04:04] (Flashback) ---
and got behind me.
[04:07] (Flashback) H
Your powers are impressive.
[04:10] (Flashback) H
The Hierophant of Ice's ability, Stealthy Ninja
Blizzardwalk, is truly a sight to behold.
[04:16] K
My skill's name is so stupid!
Why am I a ninja now?
[04:20] (Flashback) H
But it's all clear to me now.
[04:22] (Flashback) ---
You have the power to save the world.
[04:25] (Flashback) H
Gestöber,
[04:27] (Flashback) ---
make a pact with me and
become the light of knights!
[04:30] K
Stop ripping off that phrase!
I know I've heard it before!
[04:33] K
And if you must use it, don't mess with it!
[04:35] K
What does a Hierophant
of Ice even do, anyway?
[04:38] K
If this were an RPG, I definitely
wouldn't be the main character, right?
[04:42] (Flashback) H
You could be my right-hand man.
[04:44] (Flashback) H
Don't miss this opportunity.
[04:46] K
I don't know what it is you're selling,
[04:48] K
but if I buy it, I'll spend the
rest of my life paying for it.
[04:52] K
I'm not getting anywhere, am I?
[04:54] K
I'll just have to be harsh and push him away.
[04:59] (Flashback) K
You're bothering me.
[05:01] (Flashback) K
Never talk to me again.
[05:05] K
If I can make it clear I don't like him,
he should get the hint.
[05:11] K
I don't want to be a jerk, but—
[05:13] (Flashback) ---
Swoon!
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
[05:14] K
Don't swoon at that!
[05:16] (Flashback) T
Wow, Gestöber.
[05:18] (Flashback) T
I knew you had the potential
to change the world.
[05:20] K
It's no use. He's not listening.
[05:23] (Flashback) T
That piercing gaze that
betrays your inner animal...
[05:26] (Flashback) T
I can see why they call you "Pointy Icicle."
[05:29] K
Another stupid name!
[05:30] K
Put some thought into these!
[05:32] K
That's how Hanadori-kun is,
and I still have no idea what he's after.
[05:37] K
He probably just wants to feel special.
[05:43] K
And I just don't want to get involved with him.
[05:45] ---
That's all.
[05:47] M
But why?
[05:49] ---
Why don't you want to get
involved with Hanadori-kun?
[05:52] M
It's kind of fun!
[05:53] K
That scared me! When did he get here?
[05:56] K
And how can he read my mind?
[05:58] K
I don't know if Tsukimiya-kun
is Hanadori-kun's friend or what,
[06:02] K
but I should keep my distance from him, too!
[06:05] M
So why? Why?
[06:07] M
Because you'll stand out?
Because you want to focus on school?
[06:10] K
Th-Those are good reasons, aren't they?
[06:13] M
I see...
[06:14] M
Then how did it feel when
you realized that the guy
[06:18] ---
you were trying to avoid
hadn't even noticed you?
[06:22] M
Well? Well? How did that feel?
[06:24] K
Is he the devil?
[06:26] K
Stop it! Don't bring that up!
[06:26] M
Huh? Huh? Huh? How'd it feel?
[06:28] K
Hanadori-kun wasn't trying
to be mean, but you were!
[06:32] M
You were standing right there in front of him,
[06:35] M
and he just completely ignored you!
[06:37] K
I'm experiencing incredible mental distress!
[06:40] M
So, so? How'd it feel?
[06:42] H
Hey, Gestöber.
[06:44] H
Let's go save the world from a rift.
[06:48] K
Say what?
[06:53] ---
I see. So in this world, you call it
the disciplinary committee?
SIGN Mitoya High School
[06:57] H
We have a duty to wipe out
evil wherever we find it...
[07:01] H
Plus that.
[07:02] M
He just called you "that," Cerberus!
[07:04] K
Why am I here?
SIGN Disciplinary Committee
[07:07] H
The disciplinary committee...
[07:09] H
A lapse in the dress code
is a lapse in discipline,
[07:12] H
as well as a lapse in morality.
[07:13] H
As the knight of light and darkness,
correcting that is my sworn duty.
[07:18] H
So be it.
[07:20] K
Hanadori-kun, you break
all kinds of school rules.
[07:24] K
You just wanted to wear the arm band?!
[07:32] K
Okay, okay... Looking good.
[07:35] K
I want to get back to class already and study.
[07:40] K
Problem detected!
[07:42] K
That's not even close to our uniform,
not to mention her boots and bag...
[07:46] K
I guess we have to say something to her.
[07:48] K
You do it, Hanadori-kun.
[07:53] K
The heck? What happened to saving the world?
SIGN Fidget
SIGN Fidget
SIGN Fidget
SIGN Fidget
SIGN S c r a t c h S c r a t c h
[08:11] H
Oh, right!
[08:12] ---
I've gotta go buy food for Cerberus!
[08:14] K
Hey, wait, shy boy!
[08:16] K
What? The knight of light and darkness
can't even talk to a girl?
[08:19] K
And he's running away?
[08:20] ---
Just how scared is he?
[08:25] H
No, Cerberus!
[08:27] H
If you run out into the street and get hit—
[08:29] K
The knight got hit!
[08:32] K
Wh-What even happened?
SIGN Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
[08:34] K
Are you okay, Hanadori-kun?
[08:37] G
Who's this?
[08:39] G
Oh, you're that second-year, Hanadori Kabuto.
[08:41] G
Was slamming into me
your way of saying hello?
[08:45] H
N-No, um...
[08:46] M
That's Gorio the Gorilla,
[08:49] M
the legendary leader who
brought back the school gang!
[08:53] K
What?
[08:54] ---
Is everybody in this school like him?
[08:57] G
Is that how the disciplinary
committee greets people now?
SIGN Disciplinary Committee
[09:00] K
He hid it!
[09:01] G
Hey, Hanadori...
Why'd you cover up your arm?
[09:05] G
Move your hand.
[09:08] H
Just an old wound acting up. That's all.
[09:12] G
I've heard about you.
[09:13] ---
They say if your eyepatch comes off,
something interesting happens, right?
[09:18] K
N-No!
[09:18] K
So he's gotten a reputation...
[09:18] ---
Stop! Stop it! Don't! You can't! Stop!
[09:20] K
But really, something annoying
will happen, so just leave it.
[09:23] G
Let's see it!
[09:33] G
Are you trying to piss me off?!
[09:33] K
You think you can just hide it with your hand?
[09:35] H
S-Stop!
[09:36] K
Can Miguel Whatever, the dark god
of destruction, be stopped so easily?
[09:40] K
This is ridiculous.
[09:41] H
Unhand me!
[09:42] ---
Hanadori-kun can't even keep
his own character straight.
[09:45] K
And if he can't...
[09:46] K
Don't think you'll get away
with your evil deeds!
[09:49] K
He should just act normal.
[09:49] G
Hey, let me go! I mean it!
[09:51] ---
Then nobody will bug him.
[09:52] ---
Just apologize and—
[09:54] G
Don't mess with me, Hanadori...
[09:55] G
Or I'll send this mutt flying!
[09:58] H
Cerberus!
[09:59] H
D-Don't do it!
[10:01] ---
Don't hurt Cerberus!
[10:02] H
He's too important to me!
[10:05] H
Just don't hurt him!
[10:06] ---
Please, spare him!
[10:08] H
Take it out on me instead! Me!
[10:11] H
I'll pay you.
[10:14] K
Don't try to solve this with money!
[10:22] K
I thought you were going
to let him punch you!
[10:24] K
Where the hell is Miguel?!
[10:26] ---
That money is for Cerberus's food!
[10:31] H
Thanks for waking me up.
[10:33] H
You truly are as keen and hard as ice,
[10:37] H
but your passion burns like frostbite.
[10:39] H
You are my truest friend, Gestöber!
[10:42] K
Oh, crap... I blurted that out loud.
SIGN Counseling Room
[10:46] T
Why did you hit Hanadori?
[10:49] K
I was just so mad...
[10:52] K
I've gone and done it again.
[10:54] K
I swore I wouldn't react to him,
but I slipped up.
[10:58] K
In front of everyone, no less...
[11:00] T
Koyuki...
[11:01] ---
We often hate people who are too much like us.
[11:03] K
Please stop.
[11:04] T
You see, sometimes we hate people...
[11:06] K
Because if opposites attract,
then like poles repel?
[11:10] K
Please stop. It's not like that.
[11:12] K
I just want to live a normal life,
but he won't let me—
[11:15] M
Seri-kun likes to think of himself as special,
[11:19] ---
which is why he says he wants to "be normal."
[11:21] M
That's what makes him like Hanadori, I bet.
[11:25] K
How humiliating...
[11:27] M
That's what makes you like Hanadori.
[11:29] K
Don't say it twice!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[11:31] K
I, Koyuki Seri, haven't just lost to myself
over not reacting to Hanadori-kun.
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[11:35] K
Now I've lost to Tsukimiya-kun, too.
[11:39] A
Koyuki!
[11:41] A
Got any plans for summer vacation?
[11:43] K
Do you?
[11:44] A
Me? I'm booked.
[11:47] A
Every girl wants to go see fireworks
and hit up the beach for a date, you know?
[11:51] A
I'm gonna be so busy! Super busy!
[11:54] A
But I know you'll be lonely all by yourself...
SIGN Heart-Pounding Memorial
[11:57] A
So here!
[11:58] A
You should get a girlfriend, too!
[12:01] A
Just kidding!
[12:03] K
Haha!
[12:04] ---
Have fun trying to get with a 2D girl!
[12:11] A
Koyuki's learned to deliver
his insults with a smile...
[12:14] A
I thought he'd just hit me
like he usually does.
[12:17] A
Did something happen?
[12:18] T
You were hoping he'd hit you?
[12:22] K
So much has happened that
I felt like a dead man, but...
[12:25] (Flashback) Kotoko
Um, Koyuki-kun, you're
so much more cheerful lately.
[12:30] (Flashback) Kotoko
You were hard to approach before
since you always seemed angry...
[12:33] (Flashback) Kotoko
But I've always wanted to try talking to you!
[12:37] K
The girl I like, Sumiso Kotoko, said that to me!
[12:41] K
I can't believe it!
[12:45] K
Plus, it's almost summer break!
[12:47] K
Just thinking about how I won't
have to see either of them
[12:50] K
has made my whole world brighter!
[12:52] Kotoko
Koyuki-kun!
[12:55] ---
Can I have your phone number?
[12:57] ---
Sure!
[12:58] K
Here you go.
[12:59] Kotoko
I'll send you my number
and my email later, okay?
[13:02] K
Sure! Thanks.
[13:04] Kotoko
I hope we can do something
over summer break!
[13:07] A
Koyuki's playing a real-life dating sim.
[13:10] A
When did he set that flag?
[13:12] T
By the way, I'm confiscating that.
[13:16] A
But I wanted to play games
with Koyuki over summer break!
[13:19] T
Fine. You can keep it.
[13:21] Kotoko
See you around.
[13:23] K
Y-Yeah!
[13:27] Kotoko
You're the best, Koyuki-kun!
[13:27] K
Maybe before long, I'll be taller,
stronger, and popular with girls.
SIGN 1,000 yen
SIGN 1,000 yen
[13:30] Yae
Yeah!
[13:31] Yae
Koyuki-kun, you have such amazing muscles.
[13:32] K
I might even win the lottery
with a ticket I never bought.
[13:34] Yae
Yeah!
SIGN (The Plan)
[13:35] Kotoko
I'm so in love!
[13:35] K
Ditching Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun
makes my life so much better, it's scary!
[13:37] ---
You're so ripped!
SIGN True Success
[13:40] K
True... success!
[13:43] K
Summer!
[13:45] ---
The beach!
[13:46] ---
Fireworks!
[13:47] ---
They're so pretty.
[13:48] ---
Yup.
[13:49] K
My high school life is just beginning!
[14:08] K
No messages yet...
[14:10] K
Well, it's still the first day of summer break.
[14:13] K
I'm getting too anxious.
[14:16] K
Maybe I'll do my homework.
SIGN Aitsu
SIGN Koyuki, you dummy!
Poophead! Poopybutt!
SIGN July
31st
SIGN August
1st
SIGN August
2nd
SIGN August
3rd
[14:35] K
Still nothing...
[14:38] ---
I guess I'll just have to wait.
SIGN Live every detail of your life!
Commoner's Village
[14:44] K
Huh? Did I have this item?
SIGN Mating Adventure
Super Exciting
Married Wives 24 Hours
[14:50] K
I started playing a game inside the game!
[14:53] K
And it's not one that belongs
in my peaceful village!
SIGN Which married woman will you choose?
[14:56] K
There are three types of wives, even!
[15:00] A
You should get a girlfriend, too!
[15:03] K
I want a girlfriend in real life, damn it!
[15:07] K
I should've gotten Sumiso-san's
number when I had the chance.
[15:13] K
But the truth is...
[15:14] ---
I don't really know much about her.
[15:18] K
Maybe I just thought I liked
her because she's cute.
[15:23] K
Was she just playing me?
[15:26] K
A number I don't know!
[15:27] K
Y-Yes? Hello?
[15:29] M
Did you think it was your girlfriend?
[15:32] M
Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!
[15:36] K
Your timing is the worst!
[15:37] K
The only thing I had to look
forward to was her calling,
[15:40] ---
and it turned out to be you!
[15:41] M
You know, the more you want someone to call,
[15:44] ---
the less likely it is to happen.
[15:46] K
Don't converse with me when I'm not talking!
[15:49] M
You're so mean.
[15:50] M
I called because I figured the game
I made for you wasn't enough.
[15:54] K
So that game was your doing?
[15:56] M
It's great, isn't it?
SIGN Kitchen
SIGN Food Bath Clothes
SIGN Wife A "Oh, it's almost time for my husband to come home."
[15:58] M
It's a steal-your-girl mating game where
[16:00] ---
you have lots of fun with married women
while their husbands are away!
[16:03] K
That's disgusting!
[16:04] M
By the way, Seri-kun,
[16:06] ---
I'm heading over to Hanadori-kun's place.
[16:08] M
You wanna come?
SIGN End call
[16:09] K
Hell no!
[16:11] K
Don't disturb my peace
even during summer break!
[16:15] K
Should I turn off my phone?
[16:16] K
But then if Sumiso-san calls, I'll miss it...
[16:22] M
Seri-kun, it's me!
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN Me and
SIGN my dog
and cat
[16:23] ---
You should spend some time
with your friends, too!
[16:27] K
He even has my email address?
[16:29] K
Neither you nor Hanadori-kun
are my friends, you hear?
[16:32] M
Just so you know, I got
your number from this guy.
[16:36] K
I'll get him...
[16:37] ---
I'll get him for this!
SIGN Sumiso
SIGN Koyuki-kun...
[16:41] M
S-Sumiso-san? Did we swap IDs?
SIGN Sumiso
SIGN Koyuki-kun...
[16:45] M
Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN Sorry, it's Tsukimiya-kun!
SIGN Gotcha!
SIGN Did I getcha?
Did I getcha?!
SIGN Sorry!
I meant to do it
SIGN LOL
[16:50] K
I'm blocking this asshole!
[16:53] M
There, there, Seri-kun.
[16:54] ---
We're headed to the new shopping mall.
[16:57] ---
Come if you want.
[16:58] ---
We can go to a café and talk
about your troubled love life.
[17:02] K
I don't want any romantic advice from
a guy who's into other men's wives!
[17:08] K
I think I just wasted a bunch of energy.
[17:10] K
I need to cool down.
[17:17] Caster
As you can see,
[17:18] Caster
lots of people come to this mall every day.
[17:23] K
Huh?
[17:24] ---
That's the new mall, right?
[17:26] Caster
Here you can see the family amusement
park on the roof, which is a big hit!
[17:31] K
Hanadori-kun?!
[17:31] Caster
Oh... Isn't he a bit old for that?
[17:32] K
Wait, that's where they went?
[17:34] Caster
It's dangerous to stand on that...
[17:36] H
Television, huh?
[17:37] H
Perfect.
[17:38] ---
Carry my warning over
the electromagnetic waves.
[17:40] Caster
Did you bring your little brother here today?
[17:43] H
I'm out for a walk and doing
recon on the enemy base.
[17:46] H
Listen up, sheeple.
[17:47] ---
In the basement of this building,
[17:49] ---
the secret organization Bloodness Darkness is—
[17:51] Caster
As you can see, it seems he's
come up with his own game to play!
[17:55] Caster
Back to you in the studio.
[17:56] K
His own game to play?
[17:57] K
She shut him down hard.
[17:59] K
I see...
[18:00] ---
That's one way to deal with it.
SIGN What happened to
Hanadori after that
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[18:06] Kids
Get off, jerk!
[18:08] ---
M-Miguel...
[18:09] Kids
Huh? What're you saying?
SIGN Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[18:11] ---
This guy plays too many video games.
[18:12] K
Tsukimiya-kun, you're killing me...
[18:14] K
It went down the wrong pipe!
[18:18] K
Ugh, that sucked.
SIGN Delete Video Would you like to delete this video?
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[18:21] M
Seri-kun!
[18:23] ---
I bet that soda going down
the wrong pipe hurt!
[18:25] M
You surprised?
[18:26] M
I know exactly what you're up to.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[18:29] M
I put that soda emoji in my message
earlier to subtly manipulate you.
[18:34] M
Did it work?
[18:35] H
Well done, my advisor.
[18:37] M
Now, will you come to Maruyama Café?
[18:39] K
Scary! Man, he's scary!
[18:41] M
Hello? Hey, Seri-kun!
[18:41] K
I'm seriously scared of Tsukimiya-kun!
[18:44] K
Just how much did he predict?
[18:44] K
Seri-kun!
[18:46] K
I'll buy you a soda.
[18:46] K
They've also left the shopping mall.
[18:48] K
Maruyama Café is...
[18:51] K
They're getting closer to my apartment?!
[18:51] Both
Gestöber! Gestöber!
[18:53] K
No way, no how!
[18:54] Both
Gestöber! Gestöber!
[18:55] K
No matter how they threaten me, I'm not going!
[18:58] K
I know! I'll do my homework!
[19:00] K
Then I can go out with Sumiso-san
if she asks me at the end of the month.
[19:03] K
I'll increase my stats even on my days off!
[19:06] K
That's how you win a dating sim!
SIGN It's me, Tsukimiya-kun.
I'm at Miyao Park now.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[19:13] K
Crap! They really are getting closer!
[19:13] Both
Gestöber! Gestöber!
SIGN Sweat
[19:16] K
What should I do? Run?
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Sweat
[19:18] K
No... They might be waiting
for me at my front door.
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Come on out. You want some too, right?
[19:25] K
The old man across the street?!
[19:27] K
I don't want any.
[19:28] ---
I'm not falling for it.
SIGN Hanadori got run over LOL
[19:31] K
Hey, that's not funny!
SIGN Hanadori got run over LOL
[19:35] K
That's right in front of my house!
[19:37] K
They're really coming here!
[19:43] Mom
Coming!
[19:43] K
Oh, no!
[19:44] ---
They're breaking through the front?
[19:46] K
Don't open the door, Mom!
[19:47] K
Don't tell me she's going to let them in!
[19:48] ---
Seri, it's—
[19:49] K
Leave!
[19:50] ---
Don't try to stalk me to get my address!
[19:52] K
Cut it out already with...
[20:00] Kotoko
U-Um... I'm sorry.
[20:04] Kotoko
There's a fireworks show today,
[20:07] ---
and... I wanted to go with you...
[20:09] Kotoko
I thought you'd be surprised
if I showed up in my yukata...
[20:13] Kotoko
But I'm just being a bother, aren't I?
[20:15] Yae
I'm sorry!
[20:16] Yae
Kotoko!
[20:16] Mom
Seri, how could you?
[20:21] Yae
You're scum.
[20:35] M
Hey, Seri-kun? What's up? It's pretty late.
[20:37] M
Oh, us? We're heading home.
[20:40] M
We had fun, didn't we, Hanadori?
[20:43] M
Oh, your house?
[20:44] ---
Oh, yeah. I knew it was around there.
[20:48] M
Why wasn't it you guys at my door?!
SIGN Ha ha ha ha ha
[20:52] H
Gestöber?
[20:53] H
Aww. If you'd said something,
I would've come over.
[20:55] H
But I didn't want to impose...
[20:58] K
Liar! You don't know anything
about common courtesy!
[21:00] K
Just come over!
[21:04] K
Today I yelled at the wrong person
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[21:06] K
and totally ruined everything forever.
[21:09] K
I want to die...
[22:42] K
Mom!
[22:43] ---
Don't let Tsukimiya-kun anywhere near here!
[22:45] K
He's weird!
[22:46] Mom
Come, now, Seri-kun. That's no way
to talk about your new father.
[22:52] K
Nice to meet you, son!
[22:55] K
This is your new stepbrother, Miguel.
[22:57] K
He's a dark god of destruction.
[22:59] K
I hope you two can be friends.
[23:01] H
The power of darkness...
[23:02] K
Like hell that's happening!
[23:04] K
Dad would never allow this!
[23:07] Dad
I'm always at Kabuto-kun's side.
SIGN Dad
[23:10] Dad
That's right. Always.
SIGN Dad
[23:17] K
What kind of dream was that?!
SIGN Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[23:20] T
Seri-kun, that's not nice!
[23:24] T
Menukoroirya's Adventures
TV Animation Project
by Hanadori
[23:25] H
There's something I want to do!
[23:27] K
What is it?
[23:28] H
Make an anime for my OC.
[23:30] K
Is this the little chick from episode 1?
[23:32] K
What's it called?
[23:33] H
Menukoroirya Hankallamaliru Maihaixlyulia...
[23:36] ---
Huh? Gestöber?
[23:38] H
Where'd you go?
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[00:00] T
Oh, by the way, Koyuki...
SIGN Field Day
[00:02] T
Did you turn in your
post-graduation plans survey?
[00:05] K
Not yet.
[00:07] T
As a first-year, you said you
wanted to go to college, right?
[00:10] T
You not sure what to do now?
[00:12] K
No, I still want to go to college... It's just...
[00:15] K
Well, my parents want me to go to the best
school so I can work for the best company.
[00:19] K
You know, the usual stuff.
[00:21] T
Your parents?
[00:22] ---
What about you?
Nothing you want to do?
[00:25] K
What I want?
[00:26] K
I want to live in peace, away from any
dark gods and privacy-violating mind readers.
[00:31] K
It's not funny!
[00:33] K
What does a dark god of destruction even do?
[00:36] K
If you, his teacher, can't set him straight,
at least explain that to me!
[00:40] T
Whenever Hanadori says
that name, disaster will—
[00:42] K
It's already a freaking disaster!
[00:45] T
There, there.
[00:47] T
It's just what Hanadori wants to do.
[00:49] T
What about you?
[00:50] ---
If you're still thinking about it,
that means there must be something, right?
[00:54] T
There... might be something... sorta, kinda...
[00:59] K
But it seems like it would be pretty tough...
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Delusion 3
[02:39] Girls
Hanadori-kun, the paint...
[02:41] Girls
You okay?
[02:43] Girls
Oh, no! Our poster!
[02:45] H
Damnation!
[02:46] ---
Dark forces are working against me!
[02:48] H
They're trying to break my seal!
[02:50] H
What terrible strength!
[02:52] U
Just apologize, Hanadori.
[02:55] H
So it's time to release the
power of my left hand, is it?
[02:58] H
Very well...
[02:59] U
You're shaking, Hanadori.
[03:02] U
Was that glove expensive?
[03:03] U
Better go wash it off.
[03:05] Student
Sensei, we don't have enough paint.
[03:07] T
I guess we'll have to send
someone to buy more.
[03:10] Student
But we don't have the budget left.
[03:12] T
What? Seriously?
[03:13] Student
Please buy it for us, Sensei.
[03:16] T
What?
[03:17] T
Sheesh... Just this once, all right?
[03:17] K
Yeah, it seems pretty rough.
[03:22] K
I have enough to worry about
in my own life right now.
[03:26] K
I don't have time to worry about the future.
[03:29] K
You can't wash out paint with soap!
[03:34] K
Oh, man... This is infuriating.
[03:37] ---
I'm not getting involv—
[03:38] S
Senpai?
[03:39] ---
You're Miguel-senpai,
the dark god of destruction, right?
[03:43] S
I'm a first-year. No...
[03:45] ---
You might recognize me as your rival
from the deadly battles of yore.
[03:50] S
I am Helius.
[03:51] S
In this world, I go by Kimiya Hibiki.
[03:54] S
A pleasure to meet you.
[03:59] H
Hey! Just who are you?!
How do you know about Mig—
[04:01] S
Wait, Senpai!
[04:03] ---
Listen to me!
[04:12] S
Have I committed another sin?
[04:15] U
Hey, what are you guys doing?
[04:17] U
Playing dead?
[04:20] K
Huh? Where am I?
[04:23] K
What happened to me?
[04:26] K
What's going on?
[04:27] ---
The back of my head really hurts!
[04:29] K
I can't remember...
[04:31] S
I'm honored to meet you again
in this life, Miguel-senpai.
[04:36] K
That's right.
[04:37] ---
I ran into yet another weirdo, and...
[04:40] S
Do you remember me?
[04:41] S
I'm No. 02 of the four dark
gods of destruction, Helius!
[04:46] S
I knew it was you at first glance.
[04:48] ---
You have the aura of a man
bearing a great destiny!
[04:51] S
You're Miguel-senpai,
[04:52] ---
the man I haven't forgotten for a
single day over these long millennia!
[04:56] K
Liar!
[04:56] ---
You thought I was Miguel.
[04:58] K
I remember because it
was just that insulting!
[05:01] K
What's this guy's deal?
[05:03] K
The four dark gods of destruction?
[05:05] K
He's not one of Hanadori-kun's LARPer buddies?
[05:07] U
Oh, you're up, Seri-kun?
[05:10] S
Oh, Gestöber-senpai!
[05:11] S
I apologize for earlier.
[05:13] K
Gestöber-senpai?!
[05:14] K
Stop it! I'm not one of you!
[05:16] S
This brings back so many memories, doesn't it?
[05:19] K
Not for me.
[05:21] S
Miguel-senpai always had charisma,
[05:21] K
Who is this guy?
[05:22] K
And what's he dressed as? A cockroach?
[05:24] ---
but his dark aura is even stronger now.
[05:24] K
He's got some weird replica
weapon, too! What's his deal?
[05:27] K
Are you guys in the same weird club?
[05:28] K
The "dark gods of destruction" group?
[05:30] U
Seri-kun, I'll introduce you.
[05:32] U
Helius, a.k.a. Hibiki-kun,
[05:33] ---
is a former comrade of Hanadori's
who heard the rumors about him.
[05:37] U
He lost his power when he
was reincarnated this time,
[05:39] U
so now he wants to serve Miguel again
[05:41] U
and lead this world to an even better end!
[05:44] K
He's a global menace, then!
[05:47] S
Miguel-senpai, the enemy is
getting stronger by the day.
[05:52] S
It's time for dark god of destruction
No. 01 to use his power!
[05:56] K
Wait, this is the first time Hanadori-kun's
had someone he can really talk to.
[06:00] K
It's a miracle, Hanadori-kun!
[06:01] K
He can be your friend!
[06:03] K
I'll be cheering you on!
[06:04] K
I'm not sure what that specifically entails,
[06:06] ---
but I'm cheering for you!
[06:08] K
So please leave me alone!
[06:10] S
Please, Miguel-senpai.
[06:12] U
I'm begging you, too!
[06:14] H
I'm sorry.
[06:15] K
He refused!
[06:16] K
Why?!
[06:17] ---
What's wrong with you, Hanadori-kun?!
[06:18] K
You may never get another chance like this!
[06:21] H
Gestöber, this weirdo won't leave me alone.
[06:25] K
You mean like the way
you won't leave me alone?
[06:28] K
Why are you so shy all of a sudden?
[06:29] K
He's a dark god of destruction! Your favorite!
[06:32] K
Now go and say hello!
[06:34] S
No...
[06:35] ---
Miguel-senpai...
[06:38] S
Gestöber-senpai,
SIGN Rumble
SIGN Rumble
SIGN Rumble
SIGN Rumble
[06:40] ---
why are you getting in our way?
[06:41] S
Are you my enemy?
[06:43] K
This is beyond a false accusation!
[06:45] K
You're mistaken.
[06:47] ---
I'm just a random villager!
[06:49] S
Why?
[06:50] ---
Why does everyone get in my way?
[06:53] S
Why doesn't anyone understand me?!
[06:56] K
He's scary!
[06:58] Yae
Sensei?
[07:02] Yae
Sorry to bother you.
[07:05] U
What are you doing?
[07:08] S
Nothing, really...
[07:09] ---
Just meditating, Tsukimiya-senpai.
[07:13] U
Oh, it's the school secretary!
[07:18] U
So many people came
into the room, Hibiki-kun!
[07:21] K
Give him a break.
[07:22] T
Huh?
[07:23] ---
Where did the trio go?
[07:25] Students
No idea. They disappeared.
[07:27] Students
But this'll go faster now, so we're better off.
[07:30] S
I'm like a crow or a black cat...
[07:33] S
An ill omen for those around me.
[07:35] U
Are we talking about Kimiya Hibiki-kun here?
[07:38] U
Not Helius?
[07:39] S
Yes...
[07:41] K
I want to go home.
[07:42] K
But my head hurts and I don't want to move.
SIGN Ache
SIGN Ache
SIGN Ache
[07:44] S
I bring disaster to those
around me for some reason.
[07:48] S
I get pooped and peed on by animals
as much as the average toilet,
[07:52] S
and sudden rain clouds follow me around,
[07:55] S
and I live on the only block
that Santa doesn't visit!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mom
Santa doesn't stop here.
[07:59] K
I guess that's his family's policy?
[08:01] S
I'm not a kid detective, yet I'm always
running into terrible crimes.
[08:05] S
So they call me the grim reaper,
[08:07] ---
and everyone avoids me.
[08:09] K
Yeah, I want to avoid you, too.
[08:11] ---
Sorry.
[08:12] S
I'm worried about the upcoming field day, too.
[08:15] S
Any team I'm on always loses.
[08:18] ---
I'm scared of what people will think.
[08:19] S
I don't want to get on someone's bad side
[08:21] S
and end up surrounded by
men in black suits again...
[08:24] K
What happened to you?
[08:25] S
Why am I the only one this happens to?
[08:28] S
No... No!
[08:30] S
I'm just different from the rest!
[08:31] ---
I've got a special talent! That's all!
[08:33] K
You got over that fast, huh?
[08:36] S
It was bad enough before,
[08:38] ---
but once I assumed this identity,
I was treated even more like a weirdo.
[08:41] K
No kidding.
[08:42] S
Then I heard that the dark god of destruction,
Miguel, was in the grade above me,
[08:47] S
and I decided I wanted to be like him.
[08:49] S
What would it be like, I asked myself,
if I could live without fear
[08:52] ---
of what others thought?
[08:54] K
Are you making fun of him?
[08:56] S
So...
[08:58] S
M-Miguel-senpa—
[09:00] H
Does what you want
[09:01] ---
mean so little that you're willing to
give it up because you're worried
[09:05] ---
about what other people
will think or say about you?
[09:08] H
If it is, then it's better that you quit.
[09:11] H
But if you're willing to suffer
[09:12] ---
and be laughed at for it, tell me now!
[09:15] H
What is it you want?
[09:22] H
You're Grim Reaper Helius, aren't you?
[09:24] K
You're calling him that, too?!
[09:30] U
If there's something you want
to do, you should do it.
[09:33] U
It's important to think that
there's a talent only you have.
[09:37] K
What "talent" does a grim reaper have?
[09:39] U
People might make fun of you for
caring so much about what you do,
[09:43] U
but they're just people who don't
do anything themselves.
[09:47] U
You shouldn't let it bother you.
[09:49] S
Tsukimiya-senpai...
[09:52] U
Yup... so just... believe...
in your special talent...
[09:59] K
Tsukimiya-kun's making fun of
him more than anyone else!
[10:02] S
Miguel-senpai, Tsukimiya-senpai,
[10:04] ---
I'm going to live as Helius the rest of my life!
[10:06] K
Huh?
[10:07] ---
This seems like a happy ending,
[10:08] K
but they're talking about a fictional
character he made up, right?
[10:12] H
I'm finally seeing what's going on here.
[10:14] H
The grim reaper was pretending to
be a dark god of destruction, huh?
[10:17] H
The only dark god of destruction anyone
needs is the one sealed by Sturmhut, Miguel!
[10:23] H
There sure as heck aren't four of us!
[10:25] S
Yes, you're very cool!
[10:27] H
Thanks.
[10:28] K
Oh, I get it.
[10:30] K
Hanadori-kun just didn't like this stuff about
four gods that wasn't part of his own fantasy.
SIGN Nurse's Office
[10:36] K
I don't give a crap!
[10:39] K
But, weirdly,
[10:41] ---
it felt a little like Hanadori-kun
was lecturing me.
SIGN Future Plans Survey
SIGN Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri
SIGN First Choice Second Choice Third Choice
[10:44] K
It was really frustrating.
[10:48] K
What about me?
[10:50] ---
Does it mean so little to me?
[10:52] Student
That's one done!
[10:56] K
Hanadori-kun.
[10:58] ---
Here.
[10:59] K
Paint remover.
[11:00] ---
I got it from the janitor's office.
[11:02] K
It might bleach your glove a bit, though.
[11:06] H
G-Gestöber!
[11:08] K
If you're gonna cause trouble
for everyone by goofing off,
[11:10] ---
you should at least apologize!
[11:12] K
Apologize first!
[11:13] ---
Say, "I'm sorry for spilling paint!"
[11:16] K
I'll apologize for slacking off
instead of working, too.
[11:19] S
Oh, are your decorations done, Senpai?
[11:22] S
My class is coming along just—
[11:26] ---
Wait...
[11:27] K
You can't be serious!
[11:30] K
Nice catch!
[11:33] K
That's fresh paint, fool!
[11:38] K
I'll never forget
[11:39] ---
how my classmates looked like they
were looking at a pile of garbage...
[11:42] K
or that the grim reaper and god of
destruction are just walking jinxes!
[11:50] K
I'm never getting involved with them again!
[11:52] S
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:56] T
Hey, do I need to go buy more paint?
[12:00] U
Must be tough being a teacher.
[12:02] T
Sure is.
[12:06] T
But, well...
SIGN Future Plans Survey
SIGN Year: 2 Class: 3 Name: Koyuki Seri
SIGN First Choice Where's the best place to go to be a teacher?
Second Choice X University
Y University
[12:08] ---
It's not all bad.
SIGN Go, Red Team!
[12:13] T
Tomorrow is finally field day!
[12:16] T
Red team, let's win this!
[12:18] ---
Yay.
[12:19] H
The time has come, Gestöber!
[12:20] Teacher
What's wrong, guys?
[12:21] ---
You don't sound excited. Say, "Yeah!"
[12:22] K
I don't care about beating
the blue or white teams...
[12:24] Students
No, we're just not as excited as you.
[12:26] ---
I want to defeat this guy:
Hanadori Kabuto!
[12:27] Teacher
What?
[12:31] K
I've racked up nothing but
losses across the board.
[12:40] K
I swore I'd never call out his antics,
[12:43] K
but I still end up doing it every single time.
[12:55] K
It's humiliating!
[12:56] T
What's wrong, Koyuki? Did you
eat something weird for lunch?
[12:59] K
I won't react to anything
Hanadori-kun does anymore!
[13:03] K
I won't say a damn word!
[13:07] K
Then, on field day...
[13:16] H
Go! Go!
[13:20] ---
Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
[13:22] H
Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
[13:25] H
Go, go! Scharlachrot Ritterorden!
[13:26] K
That's so hard to say.
[13:27] K
Just say "red team"!
[13:28] S
Wow, the red team is doing great.
[13:32] S
Thanks to you, Miguel-senpai,
[13:34] ---
the red team can still win
even with me on it.
[13:36] U
We're not winning, though.
[13:38] H
Of course.
[13:39] ---
I'm personally providing encouragement.
[13:41] U
We're not winning, though!
[13:42] K
Tsukimiya-kun...
[13:44] K
I'm so happy.
[13:45] K
Working together with everyone
[13:47] ---
has taught me how much fun field day can be!
[13:50] K
Go for it, red team! Go for it!
[13:58] K
You should've expected that.
[14:01] S
Everyone treats me like an outcast.
[14:04] S
If this is the destiny the
grim reaper is born to bear,
[14:07] S
I shall accept it.
[14:09] S
It really hurts, though, Miguel-senpai!
[14:12] S
Why do I have to be normal for
people to want to hang out with me?
[14:15] H
Helius!
[14:16] K
Because they get hurt otherwise—
in more ways than one.
[14:19] Gorio
Hey, Hanadori.
[14:21] Gorio
That's my jacket.
[14:23] ---
Why are you wearing it?
[14:26] H
Gori-Gorio!
[14:27] Gorio
Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?!
[14:30] H
That explains why this jacket is gorilla-sized.
[14:33] ---
Take it off, punk!
[14:34] Gorio
Let go, Iron Primate!
[14:35] Gorio
Take it off! Take it off!
[14:36] Gorio
You don't have the right to wear this jacket,
[14:39] ---
the Robe of the Hell-Class Criminal!
[14:40] K
You need the right to wear that?
[14:44] K
He took my clothes!
[14:46] S
Miguel-senpai...
[14:47] K
So they're the same even on field day?
[14:49] K
I'm amazed they never get bored.
[14:51] U
Neither do you.
[14:52] U
You keep whining, but you just
can't leave them alone.
[14:55] U
It's a talent, in a way.
[14:57] K
It's nothing compared to your
talent for reading minds.
[15:03] U
Could you tell I was making fun of you?
[15:05] K
I'll kill you.
[15:06] U
Now, calm down.
[15:07] ---
I have good news for the boy who
can't stop thinking about Hanadori.
SIGN Mitoya High
53rd Annual Field Day
Program
[15:10] K
Don't say it like that.
[15:12] U
Today, you get to see Hanadori-kun,
the boy who can't talk to girls,
[15:15] U
and Hibiki-kun, the boy who
shows off but is scared of people,
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Shiver
[15:18] U
folk dance with girls!
[15:20] K
You're really nasty.
[15:22] U
Will Hanadori be okay?
[15:23] U
Can he hold her hand?
[15:25] U
Oh, I know you're not much better, Seri-kun.
[15:29] K
I swear I'll kill you.
[15:32] S
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine...
[15:35] H
It's fine, Helius.
[15:36] ---
Just act like you normally do!
[15:39] S
Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine.
[15:41] K
He doesn't look fine...
[15:42] S
May I please have this dance?
[15:44] Girl
Sure, let's dance!
[15:45] Girl
Are you a first-year?
[15:46] S
Y-Yes...
[15:47] Girl
You're cute!
[15:48] Girl
I'm two years older than you,
so I'll show you how it's done, okay?
[15:52] S
Act like I normally do...
[15:54] S
Be careful, miss.
[15:57] S
I'm Helius the grim reaper.
I bring bad luck—
[16:04] Students
What?
[16:05] ---
What did he say he was?
[16:06] Students
He caught bird poop...
[16:08] ---
Maybe he's the grim poop-catcher?
[16:14] S
I knew I couldn't do it!
[16:15] K
Hibiki-kun, stop waving that scythe around.
[16:18] K
Your luck is as bad as you said,
[16:21] K
but it feels less like you run into trouble
and more like you cause it.
[16:25] K
Wait, someone else is holding things up...
[16:27] ---
And of course it's you!
[16:30] Girl
Um, can you hurry it up?
[16:33] H
How dare you speak that way
to Miguel, the dark god?
[16:37] Girl
What did you say?
[16:38] Girl
You were mumbling too much for me to hear.
[16:38] K
What are you doing, Hanadori-kun?
[16:41] K
Now's the time to pretend to be Miguel.
[16:45] K
Wait, why do I have to worry about him?
[16:48] K
He's not my friend.
[16:51] K
And some humiliation might cool his jets.
[16:53] H
You there, girl!
[16:55] H
Don't underestimate Miguel,
the dark god of destruction!
SIGN Shloop
[17:05] H
S-Sweat?
[17:07] H
Was all that slick stuff sweat?
[17:10] Girl
Crap.
[17:11] ---
I got dark god of destruction juice on me.
[17:14] Girl
My hand will be darkly destroyed!
[17:20] K
H-Hanadori-kun!
[17:21] K
I-I-It's okay, Hanadori-kun!
[17:23] K
You were just too nervous!
[17:25] K
I'm sure everyone will understand someday...
[17:27] ---
Tsukimiya, you ass!
[17:30] K
I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun.
[17:31] K
I said you could use some humiliation,
but that was too much.
[17:34] S
Miguel-senpai.
[17:36] H
Oh, Helius.
[17:38] H
Are you okay?
[17:39] S
Y-Yes.
[17:41] ---
But when I held out my hand,
bird poop fell on it...
[17:45] H
Helius!
[17:47] S
But...
[17:47] S
The girl I was paired up with wiped
my hand off with her handkerchief!
[17:49] S
Are you okay? Here, give me your hand.
[17:51] S
You can stay true to yourself and some
people will still accept you after all.
[17:55] S
You were right, Miguel-senpai!
[17:59] K
Hibiki-kun, you just pushed
a man on the edge of a cliff...
[18:02] U
Don't sweat it, Hanadori.
[18:03] U
Just because someone you
thought was below you on
[18:06] ---
the totem pole surpassed
you to find happiness
[18:08] U
is no reason to get all depressed!
[18:10] K
How deep are you gonna dig into him?!
[18:12] ---
You'll put a hole in him!
[18:13] K
Oh, no.
[18:14] ---
I can see the light in his eyes fading.
[18:17] K
He'll probably be afraid of women
for the rest of his life...
[18:20] K
I can see it...
[18:21] ---
I can see him at a psychiatrist
a decade or two from now.
[18:25] H
Someone out there will accept me! I know it!
[18:29] K
If that happened, I'd cry, too.
[18:34] U
Could it be?!
[18:36] U
Hanadori-kun's awkwardness around
women has turned into raw fear
[18:40] ---
and combined with his rejection into
a powerful mix of love and hatred!
[18:44] K
Brutal...
[18:46] U
Hanadori!
[18:46] S
Miguel-senpai!
[18:47] U
Let's go after him!
SIGN Glee
SIGN Glee
SIGN Glee
SIGN Glee
[18:49] U
Something terrible will happen
if Miguel goes out of control!
[18:51] S
Right!
[18:52] K
Don't get so excited!
[18:53] K
Just let him go!
[18:54] K
He's just going to cry in the bathroom.
[18:56] Announcer
It's time for a final performance
from each team.
[19:00] Announcer
Here's Gori-Gorio-kun,
the leader of the red team!
[19:02] Gorio
Who are you calling Gori-Gorio?!
[19:04] Gorio
Don't laugh.
[19:07] U
Wait, Miguel!
[19:08] ---
No, Sturmhut!
[19:10] U
You've always tried to suppress Miguel!
[19:13] U
But the stronger your desire to suppress him,
the stronger his resistance!
[19:17] U
Right?!
[19:18] S
Miguel-senpai!
[19:22] U
Unleash Miguel's emotion!
[19:27] U
A cry from your soul!
[19:30] H
I am Miguel, the dark god of destruction!
[19:34] H
I shall share this hellish pain
with all of humanity!
[19:45] K
Don't cheer.
[19:50] Girl
What was that about?
[19:54] H
Your murderous desires are still too strong...
[19:59] H
The dark god of destruction is
starting to take over this school.
[20:03] H
There's no time for excitement!
[20:05] H
Gestöber, come back to us!
[20:08] H
A new battle is about to begin!
[20:11] H
Steel yourself!
[20:12] U
Yay! You watching, Seri-kun?
[20:14] S
Gestöber-senpai, get well soon!
[20:17] S
And here's your lunch for today!
SIGN FRIENDS
[20:20] S
I had your mom make it for you.
[20:24] H
Friends forever!
[20:26] U
Isn't that nice, Hanadori?
[20:27] T
I did the camerawork!
[20:29] T
Can you see me?
[20:31] U
And that's how field day went.
[20:34] U
Was it fun to watch?
[20:40] K
Why am I yelling at a screen when
I was lucky enough to get sick today?!
[20:45] K
What kind of ending was that?!
[20:46] ---
I feel stupid for worrying—
[20:49] H
Gestöber, I didn't know you cared so much...
[20:51] U
Okay, old man. Back to bed with you.
[20:54] K
I wanted to stay in bed,
and you guys barged in here!
[20:59] K
Even when home sick, I, Koyuki Seri,
[20:59] Tsukimiya
But you said we could come before.
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:02] ---
What's wrong, Gestöber-senpai?
[21:02] ---
can't win the battle to keep from yelling.
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:03] Tsukimiya
You did eat dinner last night,
didn't you, old man?
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:05] K
I'll get you when I'm feeling bett—
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[22:41] K
Tsukimiya-kun always talks
about married women,
[22:44] K
but I wonder if he really
does anything with them.
[22:47] K
He's crazy. What if they were
married to some really scary guy?
[22:52] U
Come now, Seri-kun! Do you
really think of me that way?
[22:55] U
It's just a thing boys my age do. You know...
[22:58] ---
"I don't care about girls my age.
[22:59] ---
A hot guy like me needs
older, married women!"
[23:02] ---
It's just one of those things
guys say to sound cool.
[23:06] K
So he's admitting it?
[23:08] U
You follow?
[23:11] K
Don't take my food.
SIGN Seri's Mom
[23:13] Mom
I was really proud of the lunch I made today.
[23:16] ---
Did Seri like it?
[23:19] U
I got a message from your mom!
She's so cute! I'm out!
[23:22] K
Hold it right there, damn it!
[23:25] H
Help me, Gestöber!
[23:27] K
Wh-What's wrong?
[23:28] H
The character designer and
chief animation director are gone!
[23:31] K
We're still running with that?
[23:33] H
I'll just have to summon
the servants of darkness!
[23:35] K
Oh, fine! I'll help you, okay?
E4 - Travel Rock
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
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[00:02] Koyuki
Do you remember that summer day?
[00:06] Koyuki
I was pushed to the brink by the phantoms
of Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun,
[00:09] Koyuki
and suddenly a girl from school showed up
in a yukata to invite me to go see fireworks.
[00:14] Koyuki
The day I ruined the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
SIGN Class Trip Outline
SIGN Let's have fun!
[00:19] Koyuki
I still haven't had the chance
or the courage to apologize...
[00:22] Koyuki
But now, during the biggest
event of the school year,
[00:24] ---
I'm ready to go for it!
[00:27] U
Hey, Hanadori!
[00:28] U
They say nobody really knows
exactly how it is that planes can fly.
[00:33] Hanadori
What...?
[00:35] Hanadori
An evil power approaches!
[00:38] Hanadori
Let me go!
[00:39] ---
Let me go right now!
[00:40] Koyuki
Battle your own sense of self-control, Miguel.
[00:44] U
We haven't even taken off yet!
[00:46] Hanadori
G-Gestöber!
[00:48] Hanadori
Can I hold your hand?
The darkness is going to devour me!
[00:51] Koyuki
Hell no, you creepy weirdo!
[00:58] Hanadori
It's so fast!
[01:00] Hanadori
No!
[01:02] Koyuki
Shut up already!
[01:03] Stewardess
Are you okay, young man?
[01:05] U
He's fine.
[01:07] ---
He's just got dark god of destruction sickness.
[01:10] U
Also, here's my phone number.
[01:12] Koyuki
Our three-day, two-night class trip...
[01:15] Hanadori
Gestöber, look!
[01:17] ---
An amusement park!
[01:19] Hanadori
The masses are so easily amused, aren't they?
[01:22] Koyuki
What are you so excited about?
[01:25] Koyuki
First, I need to lose these two.
[01:27] ---
I don't want to be interrupted.
[01:29] Koyuki
I'm putting my plan into action today!
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Delusion 4
[03:04] Koyuki
I'll go over the plan one more time.
[03:07] Koyuki
First:
[03:07] Kotoko
Where should we start?
[03:08] ---
My target is Sumiso Kotoko-san from Class 4.
[03:09] Yae
Wherever you want.
[03:11] Koyuki
She's always hanging out
with her friend Yae-san.
[03:12] ---
Any ideas?
[03:14] Koyuki
I have to keep her in my sights to make
sure I get a chance to talk to her.
[03:18] Yae
What are you staring at?
[03:20] Koyuki
I-I'm sorry.
[03:22] Yae
Let's go, Kotoko.
[03:24] Kotoko
O-Okay...
[03:25] Koyuki
Second...
[03:26] ---
They're avoiding me.
[03:28] ---
Especially Yae-san.
[03:30] Koyuki
Third:
[03:31] ---
Everyone's on cloud nine because
we're at the amusement park.
[03:35] Koyuki
It's the perfect opportunity for me
to explain myself and apologize.
[03:38] Koyuki
And if it works out,
we can eat churros together!
[03:42] Kotoko
I was just thinking I should talk to you today.
[03:47] U
That's simultaneously optimistic,
shallow, and calculating, Seri-kun!
[03:50] Koyuki
Dreams belong to those who dream them.
[03:52] ---
Smooth.
[03:53] Koyuki
Leave me alone.
[03:54] Koyuki
Fourth:
[03:55] ---
I need to ditch Hanadori and Tsukimiya,
[03:58] ---
and catch Sumiso-san without
Yae-san so I can talk to her.
[03:59] ---
I'm gonna hit up the restroom.
[04:01] Kotoko
Okay, I'll be waiting.
[04:02] Tsukimiya
So you're going to stalk her.
[04:04] Koyuki
No, not stalk.
[04:06] Tsukimiya
But why are you in such a hurry all of a sudden?
[04:09] Koyuki
Well...
[04:10] Tsukimiya
I bet you heard someone saying
she was cute before the class trip
[04:10] (Flashback) Boy
Sumiso-san's so cute.
[04:12] (Flashback) ---
Maybe I'll ask her out.
[04:15] ---
and panicked, didn't you?
[04:17] Koyuki
If you know the answer, then don't ask!
[04:21] Koyuki
How were you able to hear my entire plan?!
[04:24] Tsukimiya
What? You're so slow, Seri-kun.
[04:27] ---
Turns out you're a little dense, too, huh?
[04:29] Koyuki
I'm just so used to you
being able to read my mind.
[04:34] Tsukimiya
Besides, Seri-kun...
[04:36] ---
After everything you've seen,
if you really think you could get rid of me,
[04:40] Tsukimiya
you really are dense.
[04:42] Koyuki
Please don't call me dense.
[04:45] Tsukimiya
What happened that day
was partially our fault,
[04:48] ---
and I do feel bad.
[04:50] Tsukimiya
So don't take this all on yourself.
[04:54] Tsukimiya
You can count on me!
[04:57] Tsukimiya
Their schedules,
[04:58] Tsukimiya
I'm gonna spin it hard!
[04:59] ---
when they're getting on rides,
[04:59] ---
This is fun!
[05:01] ---
Wow, this looks yummy!
[05:01] ---
when they'll hit the restroom,
when they'll get hungry...
[05:03] Tsukimiya
Even memories from their past lives!
I'll tell you anything you want to know.
[05:08] Koyuki
Are you God?!
[05:10] Koyuki
No, I don't believe him for a minute.
[05:12] Koyuki
He's definitely planning something!
[05:14] Koyuki
I bet he'll start charging me halfway through!
[05:16] Hanadori
Don't worry, Gestöber.
[05:20] Hanadori
No matter who it is you're fighting...
[05:22] Hanadori
With me by your side, there's nothing to fear.
[05:25] Hanadori
Because I hold the world in my very hand!
[05:30] Hanadori
Huh?
[05:31] Hanadori
Am I doing this right?
[05:32] Koyuki
You're getting too excited,
dark god of destruction.
[05:32] Koyuki
Look!
[05:34] Tsukimiya
Okay, let's head this way first.
[05:35] Tsukimiya
Wait...
[05:37] ---
Hey, wait a—
[05:41] Yae
What are you guys doing here?
[05:43] Clerk
Enjoy the ride!
[05:46] Tsukimiya
Listen, Seri-kun.
[05:48] Tsukimiya
If you try to talk to her straight-up,
she's not going to listen,
[05:53] Tsukimiya
since you're the kind of asshole who
hurts girls because you don't have a clue.
[05:57] Tsukimiya
So just let her have it.
[05:59] Tsukimiya
Wait for the moment you
hit the top and start to fall.
[06:04] Tsukimiya
Let her hear your cry of love!
[06:07] Koyuki
Sumi—
[06:08] Hanadori
Gestöber, never let me go!
[06:10] ---
Hanadori!
[06:12] Clerk
Welcome back!
[06:17] Hanadori
I think that took a century off my life.
[06:21] Koyuki
That just freaked her out!
[06:23] Tsukimiya
Don't worry, Seri-kun.
You'll get another chance.
[06:26] Koyuki
No, I won't!
[06:27] ---
What even was that plan?
I couldn't yell in the middle of that!
[06:31] Tsukimiya
You should've just yelled over Hanadori,
"You've got it all wrong! I'm sorry! I love you!"
[06:35] Koyuki
I couldn't yell that!
[06:36] Tsukimiya
Okay, on to our next plan!
[06:38] Koyuki
I'm worried.
[06:39] Hanadori
Memories are rushing back...
I used to ride this horse all the time!
[06:42] Clerk
Get down!
SIGN Failure
[06:44] Koyuki
Failure.
[06:46] Koyuki
I stood in line forever to
get that for Sumiso-san!
[06:49] Hanadori
Thank you, Gestöber!
SIGN Failure
[06:51] Koyuki
Failure.
[06:53] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun fell in!
SIGN Failure
[06:55] Koyuki
Failure.
[06:57] Koyuki
It's over.
[06:58] ---
I never stood a chance against him.
[07:01] Tsukimiya
That was fast!
You gave up so fast, Seri-kun!
[07:04] Tsukimiya
What happened to all your grand fantasies?
[07:07] Tsukimiya
I'm sure it'll work out next time!
[07:08] Koyuki
You're only doing this for your own amusement!
SIGN Haunted House
[07:13] Ghost
Find my wishing stone...
SIGN Horror Maze Forest
of the Wishing Stone
SIGN Find
my
stone...
[07:17] Tsukimiya
The target went inside.
[07:20] ---
Let's go after her, Seri-kun!
[07:21] Tsukimiya
Come on!
[07:23] Ghost
My wishing stone...
[07:23] Ghost
Please, no!
[07:24] ---
Come on, inside.
[07:26] Tsukimiya
Stop being a wimp.
[07:27] ---
You want to make up, right?
[07:29] Koyuki
Not in a haunted house!
[07:31] Koyuki
What am I supposed to say
to her in a place like this?
[07:34] Tsukimiya
"Man, I just love haunted houses.
[07:37] Tsukimiya
You know, some folks say ghosts
are just figments of your imagination.
[07:40] Tsukimiya
Oh, and when I told you
to get lost that one time,
[07:42] ---
that was just a figment
of your imagination, too!"
[07:45] Tsukimiya
Just say that.
[07:46] Koyuki
Too long!
[07:47] Koyuki
Not to mention terrible.
[07:49] Koyuki
Why would you even
think that would work?
[07:51] Koyuki
And you were the one calling me dense?
[07:53] Tsukimiya
But, you know, we left Hanadori behind.
[07:56] ---
We should hurry.
[07:57] Tsukimiya
He always manages to get into trouble.
[07:59] Koyuki
Sit. Stay.
[08:01] Koyuki
But Hanadori-kun ruins everything.
[08:05] Koyuki
Tsukimiya-kun's plans are terrible, but...
[08:07] Tsukimiya
Hey, look, Seri-kun.
[08:09] ---
It says there's a stone that grants wishes.
SIGN Find it and win a prize
[08:09] Ghost
Find my wishing stone...
[08:13] Koyuki
No way! I'm scared!
[08:16] Koyuki
That was the girls!
[08:21] Koyuki
They saw me!
[08:21] Tsukimiya
Seri-kun, behind you.
[08:30] Koyuki
Something's coming!
[08:34] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun?!
[08:37] Tsukimiya
What happened, Hanadori?
I thought you were waiting outside.
[08:44] Tsukimiya
Huh?
[08:45] ---
Is that the ghost's wishing stone?
[08:48] Koyuki
What ghost?
SIGN Horror Maze Forest of the Wishing Stone
SIGN Find
my
stone...
[08:51] Koyuki
He looks kinda like No-Fce right now.
[08:55] Hanadori
G-Gestöber...
[08:57] ---
seemed like he was battling something.
[09:01] Hanadori
So I wanted him to have
the courage to face it.
[09:05] Koyuki
For me?
[09:09] Koyuki
What gives?
[09:10] ---
You're such a scaredy-cat.
[09:13] ---
I left you behind, and you did this for me?
[09:15] Hanadori
You can do it, Gestöber.
[09:18] Koyuki
Quit acting like No-Fce!
[09:20] Koyuki
Damn it...
[09:23] Koyuki
Thanks.
[09:26] Yae
Ugh, you again?
[09:28] Yae
What is with you guys?
[09:30] ---
You keep showing up wherever we go.
[09:32] Yae
Knock it off—
[09:34] Koyuki
Sumiso-san,
[09:36] ---
I'd like to talk to you.
[09:39] Koyuki
Could I have a moment of your time?
[09:48] Sumiso
Okay.
[09:53] Yae
Hey! Why is she running off
with a guy like him?
[09:55] Tsukimiya
Come on, Yae-san.
[09:57] Tsukimiya
I didn't think you were that nosy.
[10:00] Yae
What do you know about me?!
[10:03] Tsukimiya
What do you know about Seri-kun?
[10:06] Tsukimiya
He's a coward.
[10:08] ---
He's shy, he acts on his emotions,
and he can be dense...
[10:13] Tsukimiya
But he's not so bad.
[10:16] Sumiso
You thought I was someone else?
[10:17] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun
had asked to hang out that day,
[10:21] ---
but I turned them down...
[10:23] Koyuki
Because I thought that... y-you might
contact me over summer break.
[10:31] Koyuki
And I didn't want to miss hearing from you.
[10:34] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun's not all bad,
[10:37] ---
but he's caused me a lot of grief...
[10:40] Koyuki
I thought you were him! That's why I yelled!
[10:42] Koyuki
I'm sorry for upsetting you!
[10:45] Kotoko
Then it wasn't because
you didn't want to see me?
[10:48] Koyuki
Absolutely not! I was looking
forward to seeing you.
[10:50] Koyuki
I thought I was telling
Hanadori-kun to get lost.
[10:53] Kotoko
I... I see...
[10:55] Kotoko
But is it okay to say that...
[10:58] Kotoko
right in front of him?
[11:00] Koyuki
Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
[11:02] Hanadori
Gestöber, I didn't know you felt that way...
[11:06] Hanadori
You asked why I didn't come over that day,
[11:09] Hanadori
so I thought it was okay to show up.
[11:12] Hanadori
The mango lassi at Maruyama Café was
delicious, and I wanted you to try it,
[11:17] Hanadori
b-but I didn't w-want to bother you...
[11:17] Hanadori
Wait... U-Um...
[11:20] Hanadori
You said that no matter what
happened in our last life,
[11:23] ---
Gestöber and Sturmhut
would always be together...
[11:25] Koyuki
No, I didn't.
[11:26] Hanadori
We spent so many nights together
sharing our deepest secrets...
[11:31] ---
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[11:32] Koyuki
What song is that?
[11:34] Koyuki
She's freaked out!
You freaked Sumiso-san out!
[11:36] Hanadori
I knew you were going to
fight a great battle today,
[11:38] Koyuki
No, stop! Where's this coming from?!
[11:40] ---
and I wanted to cheer you on...
[11:42] Koyuki
Hey, uh, Hanadori-ku—
[11:45] Hanadori
This stupid thing! This stupid thing...
[11:51] Hanadori
Stupid... thing...
[11:54] ---
I...
[11:55] Koyuki
I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun!
[11:57] Koyuki
I, Koyuki Seri, being too skilled at
making Hanadori-kun feel guilty,
[12:01] ---
was thusly defeated.
[12:02] Kotoko
Well, I'll be cheering both of you on.
[12:05] Yae
Let's go, Kotoko.
[12:06] Koyuki
Day one ended with Sumiso-san
getting some weird idea...
SIGN Haha
SIGN Haha
SIGN Haha
SIGN Haha
SIGN Gloom
[12:12] Koyuki
and another misunderstanding.
[12:16] Kotoko
Yae-chan,
[12:17] ---
the two of them might be
fighting something in secret.
[12:21] ---
Huh?
[12:23] Teacher
Wakiarai Temple,
the place we're visiting today,
[12:26] ---
is a famous historical... power spot.
[12:30] Teacher
And, uh... it grants wishes.
[12:32] Student
Sensei, stop reading from the book!
[12:35] Koyuki
Wishes, huh?
SIGN H M P H !
[12:40] Koyuki
H-He's infuriating...
[12:44] Koyuki
Day two of the class trip...
[12:46] Koyuki
Hanadori-kun's as pissed as ever.
[12:48] Tsukimiya
That's bad manners, Hanadori.
[12:50] Koyuki
He's making it so obvious that he's angry.
[12:52] Koyuki
I don't even care.
[12:56] Koyuki
Huh? It's more bubbly than usual...
SIGN Haha
SIGN Haha
[12:59] Koyuki
He pulled childish pranks like that,
[13:02] Koyuki
and I woke up in the middle of the night...
[13:06] Koyuki
to find I was part of some weird ritual.
[13:11] Student
Hey, watch where you're goin'!
You slammed into me!
[13:14] Student
What school are you from, punk?
[13:16] Hanadori
Get 'em, boss!
[13:17] Koyuki
Then he shoved me in front of some
scary guy from another school...
[13:18] Koyuki
Wh-Who are you calling "boss"?!
SIGN Hmph!
[13:21] Koyuki
And...
[13:23] Kotoko
You can do it!
[13:25] Koyuki
Sumiso-san still seems to have the wrong idea.
[13:29] Koyuki
Dear God, I'm so tired.
[13:32] Koyuki
Why did Hanadori-kun and
Tsukimiya-kun choose me?
[13:36] Koyuki
Please send them somewhere far away
[13:39] ---
where I'll never have to deal with them again.
[13:42] Koyuki
Please, God.
[13:46] Koyuki
Just kidding.
[13:48] Teacher
Okay, people!
[13:49] ---
Split up into groups and enjoy the sights.
[13:52] Teacher
Make sure you all get along.
SIGN Hmph!
[13:55] Koyuki
Hey, he left me!
SIGN Rrgh
[14:01] Koyuki
Fine.
[14:02] ---
If that's what you want,
it works out great for me.
[14:05] Koyuki
Huh?
[14:06] ---
Looks like I got separated!
[14:16] Koyuki
Tuna-flavored ice cream! Yum!
[14:19] Koyuki
Hey! Where are we going next?
[14:21] Koyuki
I want to take some photos
at the tuna museum.
[14:23] Aizu
Koyuki, are you sure you
should be with our group?
[14:26] Aizu
You'll get in trouble.
[14:28] Koyuki
It's fine.
[14:29] ---
They're the ones who ran off on me.
[14:31] Aizu
And here I thought you'd finally
made some friends besides me.
[14:34] Koyuki
Don't be rude!
[14:37] Koyuki
Are they worried about me?
[14:40] ---
Yeah, right.
[14:41] Koyuki
They're probably secretly
watching me from afar,
[14:44] ---
hoping I'll be looking for them.
[14:46] Koyuki
Forget 'em.
[14:49] Students
Seriously?
[14:50] Students
That's so dumb!
SIGN Grilled Salmon
[14:51] Students
What a total waste of time.
[14:53] Students
Well, you know...
[14:53] Aizu
They're from Numa High.
[14:55] Aizu
Those guys are bad news.
[14:57] ---
Stay away from them, Koyuki.
[14:58] Aizu
S-Sure...
[15:00] Koyuki
Wait, aren't they the ones that...
[15:04] Aizu
Koyuki?
[15:05] Koyuki
Don't tell me...
[15:07] Hanadori
Thanks for splashing dressing
all over me back there.
[15:12] Hanadori
I need to thank you for that.
[15:16] Koyuki
No way!
[15:17] Koyuki
If that happened,
[15:19] ---
Hanadori-kun would shake like a cell phone
on vibrate and just hand over his money...
[15:22] Koyuki
even though he was looking forward
to buying souvenirs for everyone.
SIGN Memories From My Class Trip
[15:32] Koyuki
I just made myself feel bad.
[15:34] Koyuki
I'm so dumb.
[15:36] Koyuki
Worrying about him is just
giving him what he wants.
[15:40] Aizu
Koyuki,
[15:41] ---
someone says they saw Hanadori get
dragged off by guys from another school.
[15:45] Aizu
Is he okay?
[15:48] Aizu
Koyuki?
[15:51] Koyuki
God, this isn't what I wanted!
SIGN Him
SIGN Here
[16:01] Koyuki
I-I came unarmed...
[16:03] Koyuki
What do I do?
[16:04] ---
I wonder if Tsukimiya-kun is with him.
[16:06] Koyuki
Is this really the one time he isn't around?
[16:09] Koyuki
Why me?
[16:10] Koyuki
But...
[16:16] Hanadori
So I wanted him to have
the courage to face it.
[16:20] Koyuki
All right...
[16:21] ---
I'll start by getting a look inside.
[16:25] ---
Hanadori-kun!
[16:26] Tokimune
You like it, right?
[16:28] Tokimune
Don't hold back. Sing for me.
[16:30] Hanadori
No...
[16:31] ---
I left that life behind!
[16:33] Tokimune
Do you think that I... no, the world...
[16:37] ---
would let someone with your abilities go?
[16:40] Tokimune
You remember, don't you?
[16:42] Tokimune
When you bathed in dark power...
[16:46] Tokimune
In the lunar labyrinth,
in the land of darkness...
[16:49] Hanadori
Stop!
[16:50] Tokimune
Scream and cry in the void
between life and death...
[16:53] Tokimune
The despair of destruction.
SIGN BAAAM
[16:57] Both
Sing, Dead Bull!
[17:00] Koyuki
What? What are they doing?
[17:01] Koyuki
Do they know him?
[17:03] Koyuki
"Dead Bull"? They're dead?
[17:06] Tokimune
Your body is honest, even if you aren't.
[17:09] Tokimune
You really never change, huh?
[17:12] Tokimune
In middle school,
[17:13] ---
I fell in love with your soul and your singing.
[17:16] Koyuki
His singing?!
[17:17] Tokimune
I told you that together,
[17:18] ---
we could take over the world. Remember?
[17:21] Hanadori
Sturmhut doesn't want that.
[17:24] Tokimune
Silence.
[17:25] ---
Your body doesn't belong to you alone.
[17:30] Tokimune
The cheers at the festival...
[17:33] Tokimune
That felt so great, didn't it?
[17:35] Koyuki
You sang at festivals?!
[17:37] Hanadori
It did,
[17:38] ---
and I'm grateful to you.
[17:40] Hanadori
You slaked both my thirst and Miguel's.
[17:43] Koyuki
I had no idea about this dark
history of Hanadori-kun's...
[17:46] Koyuki
And I wish I still didn't.
[17:47] Hanadori
But I've recalled my destiny as Sturmhut.
[17:51] Hanadori
Gestöber showed me the light.
[17:54] Koyuki
Please, no. Don't mention me.
[17:56] Koyuki
What's wrong with you?
[17:57] ---
If you know people like you,
be friends with them.
[18:00] Koyuki
I was stupid to worry.
[18:01] Hanadori
And it was a man named Tsukimiya Utsugi
who guided me to Gestöber.
[18:08] Hanadori
He told me he was my partner in my last life.
[18:08] Hanadori
H-Huh?
[18:11] Koyuki
So the reason Hanadori-kun
won't leave me alone is...
[18:16] Koyuki
Because of Tsukimiya-kun?!
[18:19] Tsukimiya
That's right.
[18:21] Koyuki
What the hell did you do?!
[18:22] Koyuki
And when did you get here?!
Where the hell have you been?!
[18:25] Tsukimiya
Seri-kun, you're so happy that you're crying!
[18:27] Koyuki
Like hell I am!
[18:29] Tokimune
I've seen this "Gestöber."
[18:33] Tokimune
But he's not worthy of you.
[18:37] Tokimune
With the way he treats you,
he can't have the soul of a hero.
[18:43] Koyuki
Yeah, that's right!
[18:45] Tokimune
And you looked unhappy
the whole time yourself.
[18:49] Tokimune
Come back to me, Miguel.
[18:51] Tokimune
You belong at Tokimune Shikimi's side.
[18:56] Koyuki
Yeah! Do it, Hanadori-kun!
[18:58] Koyuki
I'll tell the teacher what's up.
[18:59] Tokimune
He doesn't think about you at all.
[18:59] Koyuki
Bye! Have a nice life!
[19:03] ---
What?
[19:03] Tokimune
I can't allow a man like that to stand by you.
[19:07] Koyuki
Who doesn't think about Hanadori-kun at all?
[19:10] Koyuki
Do you know how much of my
life I've wasted on him?
[19:14] Koyuki
You don't know a damn thing!
[19:15] Tokimune
Are you that much of a fool?
[19:19] Tokimune
Surely you understand, Miguel.
[19:21] Hanadori
It's true...
[19:23] ---
I may be a fool.
[19:24] Hanadori
But if letting logic decide your partner
is the smart thing to do...
[19:31] Hanadori
I don't need to be smart.
[19:37] Tokimune
You always did know
how to make me shiver.
[19:39] Koyuki
I've got the shivers, too.
[19:41] Koyuki
What's with these two?
[19:43] Koyuki
It's like they're drunk on youth!
[19:44] Koyuki
I can't take this!
[19:46] Tokimune
Tell me one last thing before you go.
[19:48] Tokimune
Why him?
[19:50] Tokimune
Is it really just a connection
from a past life?
[19:53] Koyuki
Why me?
[19:56] Tokimune
It was our first year of high school...
[20:03] Tokimune
I saw Gestöber crying behind the school.
[20:07] Tokimune
I don't know why, but he was whispering...
[20:11] (Flashback) Koyuki
They're so stupid.
[20:14] (Flashback) ---
They're not even that strong.
[20:16] (Flashback) Koyuki
If I had someone really strong for a friend,
[20:21] (Flashback) ---
I bet they'd all run away!
[20:23] (Flashback) Koyuki
God's not fair!
[20:27] Hanadori
Who do you think I am?
[20:29] Hanadori
I swear on my name that
I will grant your wish.
[20:31] Hanadori
I will become the friend you long for!
[20:34] Hanadori
That was when a heart of light started
beating within the dark god of destruc—
[20:38] Koyuki
Stop it!
[20:39] Hanadori
G-Gestöber!
[20:40] Koyuki
Lies! All lies!
[20:42] Koyuki
Why did you have to hear that?!
[20:45] Tsukimiya
So that's what you were thinking, Seri-kun?
[20:48] Koyuki
No! No!
[20:49] Koyuki
We were studying Chopin in music class,
[20:52] Koyuki
and I accidentally called him "Chopping"!
I got upset because everyone laughed at me!
[20:56] Koyuki
I was just venting!
[20:58] Koyuki
I don't really think stuff like that!
[21:01] Tsukimiya
Yeah, it would be pretty
embarrassing if you did!
[21:04] Koyuki
Stop it!
[21:05] Hanadori
Chopping?
[21:06] Koyuki
Don't you laugh, too!
[21:08] Koyuki
How did this end up with
you taking pity on me?!
[21:11] Koyuki
It's not fair!
[21:13] Tsukimiya
This is the life you asked for, Seri-kun.
[21:16] Tsukimiya
God's been granting your wishes all along.
[21:21] Hanadori
Gestöber!
[21:23] Hanadori
Wake up, Gestöber!
[21:26] Tokimune
You've gotten soft, Miguel.
[21:28] Tokimune
But I won't give up.
[21:31] ---
Not until I've sharpened your blade again.
[21:34] Koyuki
I, however, didn't hear his ominous
proclamation that he would return.
[21:38] Koyuki
I don't even know what happened after that,
[21:40] Koyuki
other than that our trip came to an end.
SIGN Memories From My Class Trip
[21:44] Teacher
What's wrong with Koyuki?
[21:46] Tsukimiya
Culture shock, maybe?
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:48] Hanadori
Gestöber!
[21:50] Koyuki
Dear God, please make it
so this never happened...
[23:26] Koyuki
I said I'd help, but I didn't
think you'd make me do this...
[23:29] Koyuki
I've been outside the keyframe
artist's house for three hours.
[23:32] Koyuki
Hibiki-kun, is that keyframe ready yet?
[23:35] Koyuki
Finish it up already!
[23:37] ---
We won't make it in time for airing!
E6 - Brilliant Destiny
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[00:00] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[00:00] Mogami
In elementary school,
[00:02] ---
I played the red oni in
"The Red Oni Who Cried."
SIGN This house belongs
to a nice oni.
Please come in.
[00:04] Mogami
The red oni is sad because
he can't make human friends.
[00:07] Mogami
But his friend, the blue oni, says to him...
[00:10] K
I'll go to the human village
and make a big fuss!
[00:13] K
Then you can come and beat me up!
[00:16] M
And so the red oni becomes
friends with the humans,
[00:19] M
but the blue oni vanishes.
[00:20] ---
When the red oni goes
to his house, he realizes...
SIGN Blue
SIGN Dear Blue Oni,
I hope you can be good
friends with the humans.
If I'm with you, they might
think that you're a bad
oni, too. Goodbye.
I'll always be your friend.
-The Red Oni
[00:24] M
The blue oni left so that
he wouldn't get in trouble.
[00:28] M
And the red oni cries.
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
[02:03] K
Anyone have ideas about what we
should do for the culture festival?
SIGN Delusion 6
[02:06] U
Livestream us playing the game I made,
"Married Wives 24 Hours"!
[02:09] H
A performance by Sturmhut,
knight of light and darkness...
[02:12] ---
"The Price Paid for the Light."
[02:14] M
The play, "The Red Oni Who Cried."
[02:16] K
Who would want to see any of that?
[02:18] ---
Those are all...
[02:21] K
There's someone suspicious in our class.
[02:25] T
Hey, what's wrong, Koyuki?
[02:28] M
So we meet again...
[02:30] ---
Do you remember me?
[02:35] T
Calm down, Koyuki!
SIGN Mogami Kimikage
[02:36] T
This is the new student,
Mogami Kimikage-kun.
[02:39] T
I forgot, you were out sick
when he transferred in.
[02:42] T
He says you were friends
in elementary school.
[02:46] K
I don't know him.
[02:47] K
I don't know anyone that scary!
[02:48] K
Who the heck is he?
[02:49] ---
Why was he waving a sword at me?
[02:51] K
Why isn't the teacher saying anything?
[02:53] K
What's wrong with this school?
[02:54] K
What's wrong with my life?
[02:55] K
None of this makes sense!
[02:57] M
It's been too long, Koyukichi-dono.
[03:01] (Flashback) M
Koyukichi-kun!
[03:02] (Flashback) K
My name's Koyuki.
[03:04] (Flashback) M
Koyuki... chi-kun.
[03:08] K
Wait, is that...
[03:10] H
Hey, you said you're an old
friend of Gestöber's, right?
[03:14] M
Who are you? You're very strange.
[03:16] K
Look who's talking.
[03:17] Girl
Hey, is that the new kid?
[03:19] ---
Wow, he's nuts.
[03:21] Girl
For real...
[03:21] K
Huh?
[03:22] ---
He cares what other people think of him?
[03:24] K
Despite that outfit...
[03:26] M
How embarrassing.
[03:28] M
My mask has bedhead.
[03:30] K
That's not the problem here!
Also, you sleep with that on?!
[03:33] K
Actually, I guess he used to be like that...
[03:36] K
Maybe it really is him.
[03:38] U
A transfer student in the same class,
and he turns out to be an old friend!
[03:41] U
Sounds like fate, huh?
[03:43] M
My sister attends this school
and said she saw you.
[03:46] M
So I transferred immediately.
[03:49] K
He followed me here?
[03:51] ---
Why?
[03:53] M
I, the red oni, have sinned.
[03:56] M
I have come to be judged
[03:58] M
so that I may be slain by my
blue oni, Koyukichi-dono.
[04:04] K
Oh, that's right!
[04:05] K
I have to go now!
[04:07] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[04:11] K
What's going on?
[04:12] K
He didn't used to be like this!
[04:15] K
He's turned into a total weirdo!
[04:17] K
And what was that about sin?
I don't remember him doing anything...
[04:22] (Flashback) Guy
Mogami's playing with ohajiki?
[04:25] (Flashback) ---
That's so lame.
[04:26] (Flashback) Guy
Wow, I've never even seen them before!
[04:29] (Flashback) Guy
You don't even have any video games?
[04:31] (Flashback) ---
Are you poor?
[04:34] (Flashback) M
I'll get yelled at if I lose them,
so I put them away,
[04:37] (Flashback) M
but I actually have ivory ohajiki!
[04:39] (Flashback) K
That's what you were worried about?
[04:41] (Flashback) K
Teach me to play ohajiki sometime.
[04:43] (Flashback) M
Okay.
[04:44] K
He was quiet and kind of oddly shy,
[04:46] K
and we weren't especially close,
[04:49] K
but sometimes we had moments like that.
[04:51] K
I transferred and never
saw him again, though.
[04:54] K
What's all this oni stuff about?
[04:58] M
Slay me with this katana, Koyukichi-dono!
[05:02] K
Don't talk to me from the next stall!
[05:03] M
Koyukichi-dono! Koyukichi-dono!
[05:03] K
H-Hey! Watch it!
That's dangerous! Really dangerous!
[05:05] M
Koyukichi-dono! Koyu—
[05:06] K
Why?
[05:08] K
I'm sorry, but I don't remember.
[05:10] K
Did something that bad happen?
[05:14] M
It was in our school's bathroom that
I took advantage of your kindness
[05:19] ---
and became an oni warrior.
[05:22] K
Your memories are of the bathroom?
[05:23] (Flashback) K
What's wrong, Mogami-kun?
[05:25] (Flashback) M
I-I forgot we had a urine test today,
and I already went!
[05:29] (Flashback) M
What do I do? Everyone will
think I don't know how to pee!
[05:32] (Flashback) K
No, they won't.
[05:35] (Flashback) K
You can have mine.
SIGN Class 2-3 Koyuki Seri
SIGN Urine Test
[05:36] (Flashback) K
Don't worry. I know a way to make this work.
[05:40] M
Yet disaster struck the very next day.
[05:46] M
You were told that your test
results didn't make sense,
[05:48] ---
and you broke down crying.
[05:50] M
I'd wondered if perhaps your plan involved
the dog that lived behind the school,
[05:54] M
but I couldn't bring myself to speak up.
[05:57] M
A month after that, you transferred schools...
[06:00] M
Just like the blue oni who went
far away to spare his friend, right?
[06:05] M
No... I was the real oni.
[06:09] K
No way!
[06:10] ---
I wouldn't do something that stupid!
[06:12] K
Please stop! If someone hears that...
[06:15] K
What are you doing in the bathroom?!
[06:20] H
Gestöber, you got a dog to piss in a cup?
[06:23] K
No! And you're the last person
I want laughing at me!
[06:27] H
My stomach hurts...
[06:28] K
I'll hurt more than your stomach!
[06:30] M
Either way, it's clear that you
left in shame because of me.
[06:35] M
I want you to avenge your pain by killing me!
[06:39] K
No... I'd forgotten all about that,
[06:42] ---
so the only thing that pains
me is you bringing it up!
SIGN Slash
[06:45] M
Here.
[06:46] K
Don't give me your sword!
And don't open my stall!
[06:49] H
Goodness... Really?
[06:51] H
You're telling me you think
Gestöber hates you,
[06:55] H
and you're doing all this nonsense
to absolve yourself of guilt?
[06:59] K
Uh, can we please not talk
about this in my bathroom stall?
[07:03] H
And you're not even thinking about how
this makes things harder for Gestöber?
[07:06] H
How selfish.
[07:08] K
That goes for you, too!
[07:09] M
And what kind of character
are you supposed to be?
[07:12] M
Aren't you a bit old for this?
[07:13] K
Are you being serious right now?
[07:15] H
So the likes of you would oppose me?
[07:18] H
Ignorant fool!
[07:20] H
Listen well.
[07:21] H
Only a coward would seek to assuage their
guilt by forcing another to punish them.
[07:28] H
If you lack the courage to face the oni within
your heart every day for the rest of your life,
[07:32] H
then you're not worthy of that mask!
[07:39] M
You dare touch my soul?
[07:46] M
What do you know?
[07:49] M
You know nothing of me!
[07:52] H
Hey, it was a joke!
[07:53] K
Hello, god of destruction?!
[07:54] M
What gives you the right to
judge my dearest memories
[07:58] M
when you don't know a thing about me?
[08:02] K
I think something like this
happened once before...
[08:05] K
Mogami-kun made a badge or something,
and people made fun of him.
[08:10] K
What did I do then?
[08:16] K
I'm sorry I forgot, Mogami-kun!
[08:18] K
But I remember now!
[08:20] K
I'm not mad!
[08:21] ---
It was my decision to do it!
[08:23] K
And I only changed schools because
my dad got transferred at work!
[08:26] K
So just stop this already!
[08:33] M
I was so happy...
[08:36] M
When I said ridiculous things,
[08:38] M
you were the only one who
would tell me I was wrong.
[08:42] M
I was so sure you hated me.
[08:45] M
And I was so sad, so miserable...
[08:47] M
I wore the mask because
I couldn't bear to face you.
[08:50] M
I wanted you to defeat this evil oni.
[08:54] K
You're a friend. I couldn't do that.
[08:59] M
Koyukichi-dono...
[09:00] K
It's "Koyuki," okay?
[09:01] M
B-But I wouldn't feel right if you didn't!
[09:04] K
I-It's fine, really.
It was a misunderstanding.
[09:06] M
Th-Then you can just tie me up with this rope
[09:09] ---
and throw me out in the cold!
[09:11] K
Why would I do that?
[09:13] K
Then just insult me!
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
[09:14] ---
Call me an oni! A devil! A pig!
Or you can just hit me!
[09:18] K
Please punish me!
SIGN Stomp Stomp Stomp
SIGN Stomp Stomp
[09:19] K
You're just a pervert!
SIGN S H O C K
[09:26] K
I-I'm sorry, Mogami-kun! I...
[09:29] M
That's just what I wanted, Koyukichi-dono.
SIGN Gasp
[09:34] K
"Just because someone was once a friend
[09:36] ---
doesn't mean you can still open up
to them today." Koyukichi.
[09:42] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[09:44] M
Please punish me!
[09:45] ---
Just a little! Just a little will do!
[09:48] K
I'm such an idiot!
[09:49] ---
I knew from the start that
I shouldn't get involved!
[09:55] U
Mogami-kun used to love it so much
when Seri-kun yelled at him
[09:58] ---
that he still hasn't forgotten
it after all these years.
[10:02] U
It's so nice to have shared memories.
[10:04] U
Seri-kun doesn't remember his last life
when the two of you were together.
[10:08] H
Mogami Kimikage...
[10:10] ---
The hell-bound object of my
vengeance from my last life!
[10:12] ---
Koyukichi-dono!
[10:13] H
Possibly.
[10:33] H
Hey, you!
[10:34] H
You're bugging Gestöber again!
[10:37] M
And what about you?
[10:38] ---
You're not even Koyukichi-dono's friend.
[10:40] H
Gestöber carries a great destiny:
[10:43] ---
to fight by my side to maintain
the balance of this world.
[10:46] M
You're still going on about that?
[10:48] M
It's time for you to outgrow
the world of beeps and boops.
[10:51] H
Beeps and boops?
[10:52] M
I mean video games.
[10:54] H
Video games?!
[10:55] H
Gestöber, he's being mean!
[10:57] M
Don't go whining to Koyukichi-dono
any time something happens.
[10:58] K
I'm starting to think I may
never know peace again...
[11:00] H
You're the whiner!
[11:01] ---
I am not.
[11:02] ---
You are!
[11:02] U
It's like that tale about the
sun and the north wind, huh?
[11:03] ---
Am not.
[11:04] ---
Are too!
[11:04] ---
Am not.
[11:05] ---
Are—
[11:05] U
You're the traveler, Seri-kun.
[11:07] ---
And those two are the sun and the wind,
[11:09] U
fighting to see who can take off your coat...
[11:11] ---
who can break down the walls of your heart!
[11:14] Both
Fighting?
[11:16] H
I know who'd win in a real fight.
[11:18] H
I've been by his side from
our past life to our class trip!
[11:23] M
Nonsense. You haven't even
exchanged urine samples.
[11:26] M
If you want to surrender, now's the time.
[11:29] Both
I'll be the one who gets
a play date with Koyukichi-dono!
[11:29] Both
I'll be the one who gets
a play date with Gestöber!
[11:33] K
Are we in preschool?!
[11:34] K
What's this about play dates?
[11:36] K
You never even asked to hang out!
[11:38] K
Why did you two suddenly turn
into Ushiwakamaru and Benkei?
[11:40] K
If you want to hang out,
then hang out with yourselves!
[11:43] K
Damn it all!
[11:44] K
I told myself today was going to
be the day I didn't yell at anyone!
[11:47] U
Accept yourself for who you are, Seri-kun.
[11:50] K
Shut up, you snickering asshole!
[11:51] K
I hate you!
[11:54] Yae
They're always so annoying.
[11:57] K
I'm never raising my voice again.
[12:00] K
I won't give up on peaceful days.
[12:02] K
I will achieve a state of emptiness.
[12:07] K
Shut up.
[12:11] M
A wonderful performance, Koyukichi-dono!
[12:15] M
I'm so jealous...
[12:16] M
If I were a timpani, you'd strike me, too.
[12:20] K
Won't. Say. A. Word.
[12:23] Student
I'm with the student council.
[12:25] Student
Who's the festival rep for this class?
[12:27] K
Oh, that's me.
[12:28] Student
Has your class decided what it's doing?
[12:30] K
No, not yet.
[12:31] Student
Well, hurry it up.
[12:33] K
That's right.
[12:34] K
I was so distracted by all this...
What should we do?
[12:36] H
Gestöber, why don't we put on a performance?
[12:38] ---
Perhaps a musical?
[12:39] K
What's with you? You're creeping me out.
[12:40] M
What's wrong with you?
[12:42] M
Were you jealous of my and
Koyukichi-dono's performance?
[12:46] M
Anything music-related is taboo
around Koyukichi-dono.
[12:48] H
What?
[12:49] M
It happened when I was teaching
him how to finger on a recorder.
[12:54] M
He hurt his tiny fingers
trying to spread them too far,
[12:58] ---
but didn't know what had happened...
[12:59] (Flashback) K
It hurts! I've been cursed!
[13:02] M
...and he burst into tears.
[13:03] K
Shut up!
[13:05] M
So we mustn't bring back
memories of that trauma.
[13:09] K
You're my trauma!
[13:09] M**
And I have the right to be punished.
[13:13] K
Well, I'm not obliged to do it!
[13:15] H
Cursed? Gestöber, you dork!
[13:19] K
That's enough from you!
[13:20] U
Sensei, I'll play the piano.
[13:23] Teacher
Okay.
[13:24] U
This is Chopin's "Revolutionary Étude."
[13:25] K
Chopping!
[13:27] H
"Ch-Chopping" is too funny, Gestöber!
[13:29] K
Stop teasing me!
[13:31] K
This is the worst.
[13:33] K
I have to figure out what
we're doing for the festival,
[13:35] ---
but I'm not feeling so hot...
[13:38] H
I, Hanadori Kabuto, will sing.
[13:40] H
I swore that I would never
sing with Dead Bull again,
[13:43] ---
but I will sing for my partner, Gestöber.
[13:46] K
Nope. Not interested.
[13:47] H
Please, listen to my aria!
[14:11] K
He has the voice of an angel?!
[14:14] K
Hanadori-kun, why be a god of destruction?
[14:17] K
Go back to Dead Bull!
[14:18] H
I-I hope that brings at least some
peace to Gestöber's heart...
[14:23] K
The opposite, actually.
[14:27] H
Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
[14:31] H
goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
[14:35] K
What's with the sudden change?
[14:36] H
He licks my face, too!
[14:39] ---
Mew, mew, mew!
[14:39] K
The hell? Do you think that's cute?
[14:41] H
And he licks my fingers too, meow!
[14:41] ---
Don't look at me!
[14:45] K
What exactly do you want us to do now?
[14:48] H
Did I break down the walls
of your heart, meow?
[14:50] K
They're thicker than ever!
[14:51] K
Everyone's looking at me like,
[14:53] ---
"He's your friend, right? Do something!"
[14:56] H
Meow!
[14:59] K
Go back to being a dark god
of destruction already!
[15:01] Student
Did you decide what you're doing?
[15:02] K
Hell no!
[15:04] M
Kabu-dono.
[15:05] M
Cats are taboo around Koyukichi-dono.
[15:07] K
How many dark stories
from my past do you know?!
[15:10] M
Koyukichi-dono has this stuffed
cat that's very dear to him.
[15:13] ---
He got it for me, but he sleeps
with it every night, and...
[15:18] K
I'm going home.
[15:22] K
This was the day I, Koyuki Seri, abandoned
my personal war to never yell at anyone.
[15:31] K
I'm Shirayuki Seri from Mitoya High.
SIGN Shirayuki Seri
[15:35] K
Nice to meet you all.
[15:36] U
I'm Kuromiya-kun!
[15:37] M
I am Kurokage.
[15:40] H
Am I late?
[15:41] ---
This animal spoke to me, Kurodori Kabuto...
[15:47] K
A dream? Oh, man...
[15:50] U
It's time for an emergency meeting.
[15:51] ---
Who killed Seri-kun?
[15:54] H
I'm the one who pushed him to the brink.
[15:56] M
It's my fault.
[15:58] Hibiki
It's my fault!
[16:01] U
In a way, everyone became the north wind
[16:03] ---
and closed off Seri-kun's heart.
[16:05] U
So who here can be our sun?
[16:12] Man
Package for Koyuki-san!
[16:16] K
Don't tell me... Hibiki-kun?
[16:21] Hibiki
"I sent you this to help you feel
better, Gestöber-senpai!"
[16:24] K
What is this?
[16:25] K
Is an underclassman playing a prank on me?
[16:27] Hibiki
"It's a skull-shaped incense burner!
[16:29] Hibiki
My way of telling you to rest..."
[16:31] K
Rest in peace?!
[16:34] K
This is no good.
[16:35] ---
I'm feeling like the whole
world is out to get me.
[16:39] K
N-Nyanteko!
[16:41] K
Wh-What is that?
[16:43] K
A arrow?
[16:44] K
Who could have...
[16:47] M
It seems it reached you.
[16:49] K
Mogami, you jerk!
[16:51] M
The sun watches over you indirectly.
[16:54] M
Farewell.
[16:54] K
There was nothing "indirect" about that!
[16:57] K
What is wrong with everyone?
[17:00] M
"Koyukichi-dono,
[17:01] ---
I wove strands of my own
hair into this straw doll.
[17:04] M
It would give me the greatest pleasure if
you'd pound a nail into it and shout at it..."
[17:07] K
Even an indirect punishment like
that would make him happy?
[17:10] K
He's a real pervert!
[17:12] K
It's no use...
[17:13] ---
I can leave school, but I still
can't get away from them.
[17:16] U
Give it up, Seri-kun.
[17:18] U
Give it up, Seri-kun!
[17:20] K
Tsukimiya-kun's voice?!
[17:22] K
Impossible...
[17:23] K
It's like I can hear him in my head!
[17:25] K
Is he God?
[17:26] K
"Give it up"?
[17:28] ---
Is he telling me I should
accept them and just laugh?
[17:31] U
That's right.
[17:31] K
God?!
[17:32] K
No, no, no... I'm imagining things.
[17:37] K
But if the two of them are around, then...
[17:39] K
So is he!
[17:43] K
What's he going to do to me?!
[17:44] K
Why am I the only one who
has to deal with this?!
[17:45] Mom
Seri, you have a guest.
[17:50] K
No!
[17:52] Mom
Your friend came all this way to see you.
[17:54] K
The guy in the eyepatch, right?
[17:55] K
He's not my friend! He's a god of destruction!
[17:57] Mom
No!
[17:59] ---
It's the girl who came by over the summer.
[18:03] Sumiso
How are you feeling, Koyuki-kun?
[18:06] Sumiso
I'm sorry for coming over
without asking first.
[18:09] Sumiso
Am I bothering you?
[18:11] K
N-Not at all!
[18:14] K
Thanks for coming.
[18:17] Sumiso
That kitty's so cute!
[18:19] K
Oh, yeah, that's...
[18:21] K
I've had it since I was a kid.
[18:24] K
Weird, right?
[18:25] K
I'm in high school now...
[18:26] Sumiso
Widdlekins, the little black kitty,
[18:30] Sumiso
goes meow, meow, meow in my lap...
[18:35] Sumiso
Do you know that song?
[18:37] Sumiso
It's from a children's show.
[18:40] ---
My class is going to sing it
and do a dance at the festival.
[18:44] K
R-Really?!
[18:45] Sumiso
We'll be wearing cat ears and everything.
[18:47] K
Cat ears?! Sumiso-san in cat ears!
[18:48] Sumiso
Kind of embarrassing, huh?
[18:50] Sumiso
Will you come see us?
[18:52] K
Yes! I will!
[18:54] Sumiso
It was Tsukimiya-kun who
told me where you were.
[18:59] Sumiso
I knew you were fighting something...
[19:03] Sumiso
But he said you'd gotten kind of exhausted.
[19:05] K
I-It's true that I'm fighting my
hardest not to yell at anyone...
[19:09] Sumiso
I'm with you, Koyuki-kun!
[19:12] ---
I want to be on your side!
[19:16] K
Sumiso-san...
[19:18] K
You're my sun!
[19:22] Sumiso
A-Are you okay, Koyuki-kun?
[19:24] K
I'm just great.
[19:25] K
Thank you, Sumiso-san!
[19:27] K
But I abandoned it all.
[19:30] K
Even the work I was supposed to do...
SIGN Culture Festival
[19:32] Sumiso
It'll be fine, okay?
[19:40] H
Get to it.
[19:41] H
Gestöber!
[19:42] H
A-Are you feeling better?
[19:44] Sumiso
You know...
[19:45] ---
Hanadori-kun says he's going to handle
all of the work you were supposed to do.
[19:51] Sumiso
You really are comrades in arms, huh?
[19:54] K
No, he's my sworn enemy.
[19:56] Girl
You really were doing a lot, huh, Koyuki-kun?
[19:59] Girl
Sorry. We didn't realize
how hard it was on you.
[20:03] K
Everyone was helping him...
[20:07] U
When I said to give it up,
[20:08] ---
I meant to stop trying to take
things on all by yourself.
[20:13] H
I didn't realize how hard it was for you
to bring the whole class together.
[20:17] H
And I asked you to shoulder
the fate of the world, too.
[20:20] H
Gestöber, I'm sorry.
[20:21] K
Hanadori-kun...
[20:23] H
From now on, let's make sure we focus
[20:25] ---
on our school life as much as
we focus on saving the world!
[20:28] K
No, that's not right.
[20:29] K
So, did we decide what we're
doing for the culture festival?
[20:32] Student
Who's the festival rep for this class again?
[20:34] K
Oh... Here.
[20:36] Student
The student council approved your proposal.
[20:39] H
I see.
[20:40] H
We'll go with that, then.
[20:42] K
What about the cooking?
[20:43] H
We're working to schedule
the inspections for the kitchen.
[20:46] Student
Roger that.
[20:46] ---
Glad to hear you're on top of it.
[20:48] Student
Hanadori, will this work
for the budget allocation?
[20:50] H
We should assume the
kitchen team will need more.
[20:53] H
Let's keep some money in reserve
in case something comes up.
[20:56] Student
Got it.
[20:57] H
Oh, right.
[20:59] H
I took notes for you while you were gone.
[21:01] H
They're yours if you need them.
[21:03] Other Teacher
Hanadori, you did a great job
with all that extra work.
[21:08] H
But of course!
[21:09] ---
I was filling in for Gestöber!
[21:11] H
G-Gestöber...
[21:13] ---
I may not be as smart as you,
but let's both—
[21:15] K
Are you messing with me?!
[21:17] K
This is the problem!
[21:18] ---
The fact that you're like this
is what makes you so difficult!
[21:22] M
No! if you're going to hit someone, hit me!
[21:24] Hibiki
Senpai, why are you hitting
him with my present?
[21:26] H
Gestöber!
[21:27] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[21:28] Hibiki
You'll break the incense burner!
[21:30] U
It's so much nicer when Seri-kun's around
to keep all these masochists in line!
[21:35] K
Don't you dare sum up my role that way!
SIGN Japanese-style café
[21:39] H
We took everyone's opinions
into consideration and decided
[21:42] ---
on two things: a Japanese-style
café and a documentary entitled
[21:45] ---
"The Trial of Gestöber and the
Dark Past of Sturmhut the Ninja."
[21:48] K
Just no!
[21:51] K
Why is everyone laughing?!
[21:53] K
Why is everyone picking on me?!
[21:56] U
You brought everyone together, Seri-kun!
[21:59] K
I wish I hadn't!
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[22:02] K
Life is a nightmare,
[22:04] ---
and the only thing keeping me going is
the hope of seeing Sumiso-san in cat ears.
[23:20] Sumiso
Huh? It's a cat costume and not cat ears?
[23:23] Yae
That's right.
[23:25] UnknownSpeakers
Let's get started.
[23:27] UnknownSpeakers
Let's get to it!
[23:28] UnknownSpeakers
Huh? What's with the video?
[23:30] UnknownSpeakers
Sorry, it's just storyboards today.
[23:32] UnknownSpeakers
What's going on here, Producer Hanadori?
[23:36] UnknownSpeakers
My right eye!
[23:37] UnknownSpeakers
Don't turn to darkness
to escape your screw-up!
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SIGN Culture Festival
SIGN Frankfurters
SIGN Strawberry
Banana
Crêpes
SIGN Warm Pork Soup
200 Yen
SIGN Café
SIGN Closed
[00:11] T
Okay, people, it's time for the culture festival!
[00:15] T
Hey, now... What's with those faces?
[00:17] T
Sell enough today and there's
a prize in it for you!
[00:21] T
The café or food stand that sells the most
SIGN Café & Food Stand Gross Sales
[00:24] ---
gets extra funds for their post-festival party!
[00:27] U
Can we go bowling or
do karaoke for the party?
[00:31] T
Sure, as long as you're not out too late.
[00:34] U
Really?
[00:35] U
Go!
[00:37] U
Let's do this, Sensei!
[00:40] T
Let's see what you can do, Tsukimiya.
[00:41] K
Why is he suddenly getting into it?
[00:43] K
I've got a bad feeling...
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
[02:16] H
It's time for the grand opening
SIGN Delusion 7
[02:18] H
of the Japanese-style café
"Purgatory's Teahouse."
[02:20] K
Hang on.
SIGN Purgatory's Teahouse
[02:21] ---
Why did you name it that?
[02:23] U
Hey, Seri-kun, you haven't changed!
Customers will be here any minute.
[02:27] K
But I'm working in the back...
[02:29] U
You know I'd never allow that.
SIGN Purgatory's Teahouse
-Cream Anmitsu
-Matcha Mini-Parfait
SIGN Special Kusa Dango
Bean Paste Dango Set
[02:31] U
Now get to it! Come on!
[02:35] K
Wh-Why am I the only one who has to wear this?
[02:37] M
You look great, Koyukichi-dono!
[02:39] M
I wish you'd blow on me while
you blow on that pinwheel!
[02:43] H
The hour of judgment is here.
[02:44] H
Let's go, Gestöber.
[02:45] K
Go without me!
[02:47] U
Listen, you two.
[02:48] U
You want to do a duet with Seri-kun
[02:50] ---
to make him remember your
past bond, right, Hanadori?
[02:54] U
And you want Seri-kun to crack your head open
with a bowling ball, right, Mogami-kun?
[02:58] U
Then there's only one thing to do...
[03:00] U
And that's whatever it takes to get
us to the top of the sales charts!
[03:03] All
Yeah!
[03:04] K
Why are they all coming together?
[03:06] K
What are they planning? They're scaring me!
[03:09] K
I wonder if I can just find a way to ditch
instead of dealing with this stress...
[03:13] Girl
Are you open?
[03:14] K
I want to see Sumiso-san in cat ears!
[03:17] U
Seri-kun, we have a customer!
[03:19] U
Welcome!
[03:22] H
Here you go. Our special kusa dan—
[03:26] Girls
What?
[03:27] K
H-Hanadori-kun?
[03:29] K
You're sweating! Really sweating!
[03:33] K
Huh?
[03:38] U
My apologies, ladies.
[03:40] U
I brought you a new plate.
[03:43] U
I also added a folded lotus flower
napkin as an apology.
[03:46] K
Wh-What was that?
[03:46] Girls
Oh, wow!
[03:48] K
Where does he get those skills?
[03:50] U
Now let's make some money!
SIGN Purgatory's Teahouse
-Cream Anmitsu
-Matcha Mini-Parfait
[03:56] Hibiki
It all sounds delicious, my senpais!
[04:00] H
Oh, Helius!
[04:01] H
You came, huh?
[04:02] U
Welcome, Hibiki-kun!
[04:04] U
I've been waiting for you.
[04:07] U
I've got a special seat with your name on it.
[04:11] H
Welcome!
[04:12] H
Your water and hand towel.
[04:14] M
Your menu.
[04:15] H
Stay as long as you like.
[04:16] M
Order whatever you like.
SIGN Menu
[04:19] Hibiki
I can't believe the warm welcome I'm getting!
[04:22] Hibiki
Um, I'll take whatever you recommend.
[04:24] U
I recommend everything.
[04:27] U
I need one of everything!
[04:29] Kitchen Staff
Okay!
[04:30] U
That will be 140,000 yen, sir.
[04:33] U
Is that all right?
[04:34] K
Of course it's not!
[04:35] Koyuki(Background)
It was a joke. It was just a joke, okay?
[04:35] K
How did you come up with that number?
[04:37] K
The poor guy froze up.
[04:39] K
Don't try to rip off the underclassmen!
[04:42] H
Th-Thank you for the food.
[04:42] K
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry!
[04:44] All
Thank you for coming!
[04:46] HIbiki
I'm disgusting! I'm a loser!
[04:48] K
Hibiki-kun!
[04:50] K
If any bad rumors get started,
we can forget our post-festival party.
[04:55] U
Oh, I guess you're pretty
serious about this too, huh?
[04:59] K
No!
[04:59] Tokimune
Hey, may I come in?
[05:02] K
Oh, sorry.
[05:03] ---
I'll show you to your... seat...
[05:05] BandMember
Shi-chan, you said this
was a European-style café!
[05:09] BandMember
We don't belong here!
[05:12] Tokimune
I-I'm Takeda...
[05:14] ---
Takeda Shicharing Shikimune.
[05:16] Tokimune
We've never met.
[05:17] K
Who?!
[05:18] K
What even is "Shicharing"?
It sounds like "featuring"!
[05:21] K
I know you. You're the guy
from Dead Bull, right?
[05:23] K
What is this?
[05:24] ---
Is that supposed to be a disguise?
[05:25] ---
What are you going to get, Shi-chan?
[05:26] K
Did he come to check up on Hanadori again?
[05:29] K
It'd be easier if he just acted normal.
[05:33] H
Your water and hand towel.
[05:39] H
Please enjoy yoursmelves.
[05:43] K
Huh?
[05:45] H
Whoopsie! I messed up my line!
[05:48] K
"Whoopsie," my foot!
[05:50] K
I see. He didn't notice.
[05:52] K
He's so obsessed with Hanadori-kun, too...
[05:55] K
Poor guy.
[05:56] Tokimune
Miguel...
[05:58] ---
After all our passionate concerts together,
you didn't recognize me at all?
[06:02] ---
Perhaps time has dulled your blade too much.
[06:05] BandMember
Uh, isn't that what the disguise was for?
[06:07] U
Sir, all of our kusa dango were
handmade by Hanadori.
SIGN Purgatory's Teahouse
[06:14] (Flashback) H
Be yummy! Be yummy!
[06:18] U
Why don't you try one?
[06:21] Tokimune
I'll take them.
[06:22] ---
Not one, but all of them.
[06:24] BandMember
Wow!
[06:25] Tokimune
Handled by Miguel! Just like me!
[06:29] Tokimune
I shall take them all into my body!
[06:32] U
Thanks for your patronage!
[06:34] Tokimune
If you can say something that embarrassing,
[06:36] ---
then why can't you just say, "It's me"?
[06:38] Aitsu
Hey, Koyuki!
[06:40] Aitsu
Workin' hard?
[06:41] K
Yeah. You want something to drink?
[06:43] Aitsu
No, thanks. This place is full of weirdos.
[06:47] Aitsu
Anyway, come by my class when you can.
SIGN Goth Loli Girls
Fortune-Telling
SIGN Fortune-Telling
[06:50] Aitsu
It's the "Poison-Tongued Goth Loli
Fortune-Telling Café."
[06:54] M
So I want Koyukichi-dono to punish me,
[06:59] ---
but he always refuses with kind words.
[07:02] M
What should I do?
[07:04] K
What kind of question is that?
[07:08] Suzuran
You never change, Onii-sama.
[07:10] Suzuran
Get on the ground and offer to be his chair.
[07:13] K
What kind of advice is— "Onii-sama"?!
[07:15] ---
Wait, what?
[07:17] K
The sister Mogami-kun mentioned
was his twin, wasn't she?
[07:20] K
Huh? Was she like this?
[07:22] K
Wait, haven't I seen her somewhere before?
[07:29] K
Wait, why would you ask your
sister something like that?!
[07:33] M
Are you my sister?!
[07:34] K
Are you blind, Onii-sama?
[07:36] Suzuran
Koyuki Seri...
[07:37] ---
I remember him.
[07:41] Suzuran
On the day of the painting competition,
[07:43] ---
I sketched him sobbing after he didn't
make it to the bathroom in time.
[07:48] K
Stop torturing me the same
way your brother does!
[07:51] Suzuran
So, what do you all want?
[07:54] K
U-Uh... What was it again?
[07:56] U
We can't have you stealing
the number one spot,
[07:59] ---
so we came to wreck your dojo!
[08:01] Suzuran
This is a fortune-telling café.
[08:02] U
Yes, which is why I'm going to
fight you with fortune-telling.
[08:06] K
What is he talking about?
[08:07] U
I can do it, too.
[08:08] ---
I don't even need tools.
[08:09] U
I listen to the voice of the universe.
[08:12] U
Everything is occurring as
destiny has foreordained.
[08:15] U
I simply watch.
[08:17] U
What you're doing isn't real fortune-telling.
[08:20] U
It's a combination of knowledge and wisdom
gained through obsessive observation.
[08:25] U
And the cards are just props.
[08:28] U
Am I wrong, Mogami Suzuran-san?
[08:31] Suzuran
So?
[08:32] ---
Are you telling me to close up shop
if I don't want you telling everyone?
[08:36] U
Nope.
[08:36] ---
Just come by our café and buy something.
[08:40] K
Wh-What are you up to, Tsukimiya-kun?
[08:43] Suzuran
You're going to poison the tea.
[08:46] Suzuran
I read the fortunes of everyone in that class,
[08:48] ---
and yours said, "Stay away
from Tsukimiya Utsugi."
[08:52] K
It was right!
[08:54] U
But your coming has been foreordained.
[08:58] U
I can tell by looking in your eyes.
[09:06] K
Eyes...
[09:08] U
Yes. Look into my eyes.
[09:14] U
Good girl...
[09:20] K
Mogami-san!
[09:21] M
What happened, my sister?!
[09:22] K
Wh-Wh-What did you do, Tsukimiya-kun?!
[09:24] U
She just passed out a little.
[09:26] K
What did you do, though?! And wait...
[09:28] K
You opened your eyes!
[09:30] U
Shh, Seri-kun!
[09:32] U
People will catch on to my plan.
SIGN A
w
a
r
d
[09:37] Teacher
We're number one!
[09:39] Teacher
You did it, guys!
[09:41] K
After that, Mogami-san just got up,
[09:41] K
For real?
[09:43] ---
I can't believe it.
[09:44] ---
That's kinda amazing!
[09:44] ---
came to our café, and then didn't leave.
[09:47] K
What was that?
[09:48] U
A peaceful way for us to win!
[09:51] K
Was it some kind of mind control?
[09:53] K
Isn't that going too far?
[09:55] U
You've got it all wrong.
[09:58] U
She acted of her own free will.
[10:00] U
It was simply foreordained.
[10:03] U
It was the will of the universe.
[10:03] Class
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[10:05] K
Sounds like bullshit.
[10:07] K
He really will do whatever it takes.
[10:09] K
I hope I never make an enemy of him...
[10:11] H
What's wrong, Gestöber?
[10:13] H
We won, but you still look so down.
[10:16] K
I guess it's fine.
[10:19] K
But in the end, I never did get
to see Sumiso-san in cat ears.
[10:23] K
I'm just tired.
[10:25] H
I see.
[10:27] H
You really worked hard, Gestöber.
[10:29] H
Good work.
[10:31] H
Good boy.
[10:37] H
Gestöber.
[10:39] Suzuran
Don't copy Utsugi-sama!
[10:39] K
What are you doing?!
[10:42] M
What's the meaning of this, Suzuran?
[10:44] Suzuran
Utsugi-sama...
[10:45] U
Huh?
[10:47] ---
The hypnosis should've worn off by now.
[10:50] K
Hey! So it really was hypnosis?!
[10:52] Suzuran
I saw the universe in your eyes.
[10:57] Suzuran
It was endlessly vast and deep.
[10:59] Suzuran
Everything was there.
[11:00] Suzuran
Even the darkness of my heart
was turned toward good.
[11:04] M
That's rare.
[11:05] M
My sister doesn't like anyone,
but she's sure taken to you.
[11:09] Suzuran
Oh, I didn't see you there, Onii-sama.
[11:12] M
Tsukimiya-dono,
[11:13] ---
you may call me your
older brother if you wish.
[11:17] K
For once, Tsukimiya-kun
doesn't know what to do.
[11:19] K
I hope this teaches you a lesson!
[11:21] K
...is what I couldn't help thinking.
[11:26] H
Look! Here's yours, Gestöber!
[11:28] K
I'm not going!
[11:31] H
Gestöber!
[11:33] H
Let me go!
[11:33] K
Today's the post-festival party.
[11:34] Teacher
Get back here!
[11:36] H
Gestöber, this candy will soothe your throat.
[11:39] H
Make sure you're ready for this.
[11:41] K
Why is he taking this so seriously?
[11:43] M
I'm so excited!
[11:45] H
My duet with Gestöber will heal some
of the darkness in Miguel's heart!
[11:49] M
I'll have him crack my head open
with my own personal bowling ball!
[11:53] K
You guys sure are well-prepared!
[11:55] K
If you want to sing, go sing with Dead Bull.
[11:58] K
Weirdo.
[12:02] K
It's a little late to be asking,
[12:03] ---
but why is Hanadori-kun so obsessed with me?
[12:06] U
Come now, Seri-kun-sensei.
[12:09] U
Your protégés are waiting.
[12:11] K
I'm not going.
[12:12] U
What? If you came, I was going to give you
a video of Sumiso-san with cat ears.
[12:17] K
Fine, I'll go!
SIGN House of Coffins
[12:19] K
So I ended up coming, but...
[12:24] K
Why is Mogami's sister here?
[12:27] Suzuran
Prettying yourself up
and pretending to be happy
[12:30] ---
to get back at your ex is like announcing
to the world that you're miserable.
[12:36] Suzuran
If you really were happy,
there'd be no need to show him that.
[12:39] Suzuran
Just so we're clear, this isn't fortune-telling.
[12:42] Suzuran
It's just what my eyes are telling me.
[12:44] Suzuran
Any time you're putting on an act,
[12:46] ---
it's because things aren't that way in reality.
[12:48] Suzuran
Am I right, Koyuki Seri and his merry band?
[12:52] K
Please don't act like I'm
the poster child example.
[12:55] K
And what kind of act are you guys putting on?!
[12:57] Suzuran
Where is Utsugi-sama?
[12:59] K
Tsukimiya-kun should be around...
[13:01] K
Huh?
[13:02] K
He was just here.
[13:05] Suzuran
I was told that when I wish
to speak with Utsugi-sama,
[13:07] ---
I need to go through you.
[13:09] K
What? Nobody told me that!
[13:09] Suzuran
Don't screw it up, flunky.
[13:12] U
Do your best to take care of everyone,
Seri-kun-sensei!
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN I'll send you that
cat ears video later!
[13:15] ---
You bastard...
[13:17] Suzuran
I'd like to discuss the mysteries of life
and the universe with Utsugi-sama,
[13:22] Suzuran
but he always hides himself away.
[13:25] Suzuran
So help me find him, Koyuki Seri.
[13:29] K
It's really not my problem...
[13:31] H
Hey!
[13:32] H
Gestöber's going to do a duet with me!
[13:35] K
Nope.
[13:37] Student
Whose turn is it?
[13:39] H
This is for my partner, Gestöber!
[13:42] H
"Friends Forever"!
SIGN Lyrics
SIGN Comp.
SIGN FRIENDS FOREVER
[13:45] K
That's a real song?! Please stop!
[13:48] Student
Gestöber? You sing, too!
[13:51] K
Please stop...
[13:52] Student
Sing!
[13:53] H
Gestöber, will you sing? Here.
SIGN Comrades Comrades
[13:58] Suzuran
I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
[14:02] Suzuran
Koyuki Seri is coming with
me to look for Utsugi-sama.
[14:05] Suzuran
Goodbye.
[14:06] K
Huh? W-W-Wait!
[14:08] K
Why does everybody grab me by the belt?
[14:12] M
I-I'm sorry, Koyukichi-dono!
[14:15] M
My sister's being so selfish.
[14:17] Suzuran
Only because you're
worthless as shit, Onii-sama.
[14:19] K
That's really mean.
[14:22] M
Koyukichi-dono, feel free
to insult me as she does.
[14:26] K
What are you happy about, Onii-sama?
[14:28] Suzuran
Where did you go, Utsugi-sama?
[14:30] Suzuran
You must be in the building...
[14:31] H
G-Gestöber!
[14:33] K
Hanadori-ku—
[14:35] H
K-Karaoke?
[14:36] K
Huh?
[14:37] Suzuran
He's bad at dealing with girls,
but he still tries his best.
[14:40] Suzuran
You don't seem to have
realized it, so I'll explain.
[14:43] Suzuran
Hanadori Kabuto,
Koyuki Seri doesn't like you.
[14:47] Suzuran
He thinks you're an idiot.
[14:48] ---
And he's sick of you.
[14:50] Suzuran
I don't know what that act
of yours is supposed to be,
[14:54] ---
but if you're not willing to
commit to it, then give it up.
[14:56] Suzuran
Knowing all this, if you still
wish to hang out with him,
[14:58] Suzuran
then you should reconsider how you act.
[15:01] K
W-Wait, Mogami-san!
[15:06] K
You didn't have to come
out and say it like that!
[15:08] Suzuran
You know it was bothering you, though.
[15:10] Suzuran
Yet you spoil him anyway.
[15:11] Suzuran
Are you just pretending to be a good person?
[15:13] Suzuran
Or does it not actually bother you that much...
[15:16] ---
being "Gestöber"?
[15:18] K
That's not it at all, but...
[15:20] Suzuran
Go search all the men's restrooms
in the building, please.
[15:23] K
It's impossible!
[15:24] K
If he's seriously trying to hide,
we'll never find him.
[15:28] Suzuran
Oh? You've submitted to him
quite a bit, haven't you?
[15:33] K
What about you?
[15:34] ---
You said you were going to
ignore him, but you aren't.
[15:37] Suzuran
Indeed.
[15:38] ---
More than anything, I hated
men like him who sit back
[15:41] ---
and laugh at everyone else from above.
[15:44] Suzuran
But looking into his eyes, I understood.
[15:46] Suzuran
There is no above or below, nor good or evil.
[15:49] Suzuran
There is, however, everything.
[15:51] Suzuran
The heart of the universe
that engulfs everything.
[15:54] Suzuran
Within its hands, which forgave my foolishness,
[15:57] ---
I am but a plaything.
[16:02] Suzuran
Most people make that face when I talk.
[16:06] Suzuran
That face that says,
[16:08] ---
"I'm the only normal person in this freak show."
[16:11] Suzuran
If you really are the sane one,
[16:13] ---
then it's better for them if you make
yourself clear and push them away
[16:17] ---
rather than playing the victim.
[16:19] ---
The one people have mistaken for
a good guy, Koyuki Seri, is you.
[16:23] Suzuran
Wh-What?!
[16:25] (Flashback) Flashback
You're bothering me.
[16:25] Suzuran
But... But...
[16:27] (Flashback) Flashback
Never talk to me again.
[16:27] K
When I tell him he's bothering me,
he just swoons!
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
[16:30] K
But then sometimes he cries!
[16:30] Flashback
This stupid thing!
[16:31] K
I mean, yeah, maybe I'm trying to
come across as the good guy, but...
[16:36] H
Gestöber!
[16:37] K
Fine!
[16:39] ---
You're bothering me,
[16:42] ---
so I'm not staying here with you anymore.
[16:50] M
K-Koyukichi-dono, I apologize again.
[16:53] M
My sister is a bit of a nasty girl,
sure, but it's all my fault.
[16:57] M
Please scold me!
[16:59] K
No, I'm fine.
[17:01] K
What Mogami-san says is probably right.
[17:05] K
But... I wonder why...
[17:07] M
You're wondering about Suzuran?
[17:09] K
No, about Hanadori-kun.
[17:11] K
Why me, I mean.
[17:14] K
At first, I guess he thought
I wanted a friend like him.
[17:20] K
Then Tsukimiya-kun said
something about our past lives.
[17:24] H
Gestöber! Gestöber!
[17:24] K
But is that really enough to explain
why he likes me so much?
[17:30] K
It shouldn't need to be me.
[17:32] K
There must be other people he could
get along with better, you know?
[17:36] K
Not that it really matters, though, right?
[17:39] M
I think I somewhat understand how he feels.
[17:46] U
Oh, you're back, Seri-kun!
[17:48] Married Wife
See you later, Utsugi-chan!
[17:48] K
Ts-Tsukimiya-kun!
[17:50] K
What were you doing in there?
[17:51] U
Forget that, Seri-kun.
[17:53] U
Hanadori left already.
SIGN House of Coffins
[18:03] K
Wait, wait, wait! Where am I going?
[18:06] K
If I go after him now,
it'll end up like last time...
[18:08] K
That's right!
[18:09] ---
It'll be like every other time
I got worried for nothing!
[18:11] (Flashback) H
What's wrong, Gestöber?
[18:13] (Flashback) H
Did you want to walk Cerberus with me?
[18:15] K
I'll want to hit him,
'cause I'm sure that's what he'll say!
[18:18] K
But...
[18:19] (Flashback) Suzuran
And he's sick of you.
[18:22] K
I did feel that way...
[18:24] K
But I didn't want to say it.
[18:27] K
Maybe I was wrong.
[18:32] K
When did I get all the way out here?
[18:34] K
What am I doing?
[18:38] H
C'mon, cut that out!
[18:39] K
There he is!
[18:40] K
He really was playing with Cerberus!
[18:43] K
I'll just go home.
[18:45] K
What a waste of a day.
[18:47] H
Hey, Cerberus, would you hear me out?
[18:50] H
It wasn't me who saved you the first time.
[18:53] ---
It was Gestöber.
[18:57] H
It was on a drizzly morning...
[19:10] (Flashback) K
I don't think I can take care of you,
so I'm not going to look at you.
[19:13] (Flashback) K
I'll feel sorry for you if I do.
[19:15] ---
The cool-headed Koyuki-kun told a lie! Wow!
[19:17] K
That's so cliché!
[19:18] K
Wait, did that happen?
[19:20] ---
Maybe it did...
[19:22] K
Was that Cerberus?
[19:23] K
Also, don't make up my dialogue.
[19:26] K
I definitely didn't say it that way!
[19:28] H
He's so nice, that Gestöber!
[19:30] H
And you know what else?
[19:32] H
When we were deciding on the class rep...
[19:35] (Flashback) K
Fine. I guess someone's gotta do it.
[19:37] (Flashback) ---
You're so cool!
[19:38] K
I did not say that!
[19:39] K
I'm starting to worry about
how Hanadori-kun sees me.
[19:40] H
Good boy! Good boy!
[19:43] H
So, you see,
[19:44] ---
I was really happy to get back
my old relationship with him.
[19:49] H
Although he may actually hate me.
[19:52] H
Maybe we aren't friends forever.
[19:54] K
That's right.
[19:56] K
It's all just a fantasy.
[19:58] Suzuran
It's better if you make yourself
clear and push them away.
[20:03] K
Hanadori-kun.
[20:05] H
G-Gestöber?
[20:08] K
I know I've said this plenty of times,
[20:11] K
but my name isn't Gestöber.
[20:14] ---
It's Koyuki Seri.
[20:16] K
I don't fight anything,
and we're not comrades in arms.
[20:19] H
Gestöb—
[20:19] K
But...
[20:21] K
If you'll just call me by my name,
[20:23] ---
I think we can be normal
classmates together... probably.
[20:29] K
Thanks for the candy.
[20:34] K
Oh, and we're going bowling now.
[20:36] K
If you leave, we won't have
enough people to form teams.
[20:39] H
Okay, got it.
[20:41] H
U-Um, thank you, Gest—
[20:44] H
No, um... I mean... K-K-Ko...
[20:47] H
Koyuki!
SIGN SMASH!
[20:52] K
That's creepy! Just call me Gestöber!
[21:01] Teacher
Why are you both soaked?
[21:05] K
What am I doing?!
[21:07] K
Nothing's changed at all!
[21:09] Suzuran
Koyuki Seri is a failure of a man,
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:12] ---
more influenced by his
emotions than I thought.
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN Current Turn: Koyuki
[21:14] M
That's part of what makes him special.
[21:17] Hanadori(Background)
Gestöber said I can call him Gestöber!
[21:17] Suzuran
And Hanadori Kabuto...
[21:19] Hanadori(Background)
And that he'll never leave my side!
[21:20] Suzuran
He pushes, pushes, pushes, pushes,
and then suddenly pulls.
[21:21] Teacher
Did he? That's nice.
[21:23] Suzuran
He seems to assume by default
that others love him.
[21:25] Hanadori(Background)
Maybe I'll try calling him Koyuki again!
[21:26] Suzuran
He's more impish than I thought...
[21:29] ---
and more of a puppy.
[21:30] U
It's more like Seri-kun is just
too much of a pushover.
[21:35] U
I'm so happy!
[21:36] U
He'll dance for me now without
me having to intervene at all.
[21:39] Tokimune
Miguel is an angel... and a little devil.
SIGN Here's the video
I promised to send you.
[23:15] K
Thus the culture festival came to an end,
[23:17] ---
and I calmed my soul by watching
Sumiso-san dance in cat ears...
[23:20] K
Which one is Sumiso-san?
Those aren't the right cat ears!
[23:25] H
H-How did Menukoroirya
become a moe character?
[23:28] K
You made Tsukimiya-kun the
chief animation director.
[23:30] H
Damn! Her bo— They're shaking!
[23:32] H
I just wanted Menukoroirya's butt to shake!
[23:35] H
I'll have to add a chief
animation director supervisor!
E8 - SWEET HEART MEMORY
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[00:03] H
My right eye pains me so...
[00:06] H
Miguel's power grows stronger by the day.
[00:10] H
But I must complete the project!
[00:15] H
Lend me your aid...
[00:16] ---
Lend me your aid, Gestöber!
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN School Results
SIGN Koyuki Seri
SIGN Usami Cultural Posei U. Ichiyukimon U. Monokidokoro Bunkyo U.
SIGN Doomed Screwed Rekt Failed
SIGN Delusion 8
[01:58] K
This is because of all the
time I spent with them!
[02:00] K
But that's over now!
I'll never react to them again!
[02:03] H
Check it out, Gestöber!
[02:06] K
I'll never react to their crap again.
[02:08] K
I'll just swat any flies I see.
[02:10] U
Didn't that count as reacting, Seri-kun?
[02:13] K
Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.
[02:16] K
Every time I've said I'll never
call out Hanadori-kun again,
[02:19] K
it doesn't work out.
[02:21] K
But...
SIGN How to Talk to People
[02:22] ---
How to Keep
Any Schedule
[02:22] ---
After all the studying I've
been doing for my tests,
[02:25] ---
I've learned to develop
my latent subconscious.
[02:28] U
Are you waiting for someone
to call you out, Seri-kun?
[02:30] K
I'm redefining what it means
to call someone out!
SIGN School
Newspaper
SIGN Student Council
Elections
[02:32] H
I, Sturmhut, am running for
student council president!
[02:35] H
Look! Check it out, Gestöber!
[02:38] K
Not a word from me. Do whatever you want.
SIGN How to Talk to People
[02:41] M
Koyukichi-dono!
SIGN Mogami
Kimikage
[02:43] M
I heard Kabu-dono was running,
so I entered the race, as well.
[02:47] M
What a terrible sin!
Must I be punished for it?
[02:48] K
Not a word from me.
[02:49] U
Since there were so many entrants,
I joined in too, just for fun!
[02:54] Girls
Tsukimiya Utsugi!
Please vote for Tsukimiya Utsugi!
[02:56] K
Not a word...
[02:57] Hibiki
I'm only a first-year, but I'm running, too.
[03:00] Hibiki
I'm hoping I can support
Miguel-senpai's campaign.
[03:03] H
Oh, Helius! That's so nice of you!
[03:05] K
Not a single word out of m—
[03:07] U
Oh! And of course, I entered you too, Seri-kun!
SIGN I'm running!
SIGN I'm running!
SIGN I'm running!
SIGN I'm running!
SIGN Seri Koyuki
SIGN Seri Koyuki
SIGN Seri Koyuki
[03:10] U
Look!
[03:11] U
I put up all these posters!
SIGN Seri Koyuki
[03:14] H
Gestöber!
[03:14] M
Koyukichi-dono!
SIGN I'm running!
[03:18] K
The date: just before the
student council election.
SIGN Koyuki Seri
[03:22] K
Damn it all!
[03:23] K
I don't have time to be
on the student council.
[03:27] K
Damn it...
SIGN Science Room
[03:28] K
How can I get some time to myself?
[03:31] K
How can I get some peace?
[03:33] K
I know!
[03:34] ---
I'll just poison them.
[03:35] K
Enough to knock them out for a week.
[03:38] Suzuran
Where is Utsugi-sama?
[03:40] Suzuran
What are you doing, Koyuki Seri?
[03:42] K
What was I doing, actually?
[03:45] Suzuran
You seem quite troubled.
[03:47] Suzuran
That's why I warned you.
[03:49] K
Shut up.
[03:50] Suzuran
If you can't do anything on your own,
ask Utsugi-sama for help.
SIGN The Truth of the Universe
[03:55] K
What? I can't do that.
SIGN The Truth of the Universe
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[03:58] K
He gets off on seeing me miserable.
[04:01] Suzuran
Have you ever actually asked him?
[04:03] Suzuran
Or are you just making assumptions?
[04:05] K
Well...
[04:07] Suzuran
Get down on your knees and lick his boots.
[04:09] K
No way in hell!
[04:12] Suzuran
Now, let's go.
[04:13] ---
Jeez...
[04:21] Suzuran
Climb up and get this poster, Koyuki Se—
[04:26] Suzuran
Oh?
[04:28] U
I hear you've come to lick my boots...
[04:33] U
All joking aside... Sure, I'll help you out.
[04:37] U
I can just tell Hanadori-kun that you
weren't brothers in arms in a past life.
[04:40] K
Wait, for real?
[04:41] U
You sure that's what you want, though?
[04:43] U
He might take it pretty hard.
[04:45] K
Well, that was your fault to begin with...
[04:48] H
Gestöber!
[04:49] H
Hey! I need your help with something!
[04:52] H
Gestöber!
[04:53] U
See? He's calling for you now.
[04:55] U
And I know you won't
have the heart to tell him.
[04:55] H
Hey! Where are you?
[04:58] K
I-I will, too!
[04:59] K
I don't care what kind of
life Hanadori-kun lives,
[05:02] ---
but I have my own future.
[05:04] K
So I need him to accept that...
[05:07] U
So you see, Hanadori,
[05:09] ---
Seri-kun hasn't the slightest
intention of helping you, he says.
[05:13] K
H-Hanadori-kun?
[05:15] K
He froze. What should I do?
[05:17] U
Listen, Hanadori.
[05:19] ---
Seri-kun isn't the Hierophant of Ice.
[05:22] U
He's the one who sealed Miguel within you...
[05:26] ---
Gestöber, the Director of Darkness!
[05:31] U
He's the cause of all your suffering!
[05:35] K
You cunning asshole!
[05:36] K
I really thought you were going to help!
[05:38] K
You're the cause of all my suffering!
[05:41] H
Th-That's impossible!
[05:43] H
Tsukimiya, you're a liar!
[05:47] K
Hanadori-kun...
[05:50] K
There sure are a lot of candidates.
[05:51] K
Why did he believe Tsukimiya
when he told him
[05:53] ---
we were brothers in arms, but not now?
SIGN Student Council Election Speeches
[06:00] Teacher
The candidates for student council
will now give their speeches.
[06:05] K
U-Um, I withdrew from the race.
[06:08] K
Why am I here?
[06:09] U
Oh, who cares, Seri-kun?
[06:11] ---
It's more fun this way.
[06:12] U
Right, Hanadori?
[06:16] U
Oh, dear...
[06:18] K
Hanadori-kun must've taken it pretty hard.
[06:21] ---
He's been really quiet the past few days.
[06:24] K
He hasn't been bothering me like usual,
and he's been avoiding Tsukimiya-kun, too.
[06:28] K
He hasn't been shouting "Gwah!"
in the middle of class, either.
[06:32] K
I know this is what I wanted,
but it's still somehow...
[06:35] K
No, this isn't quite what I wanted.
[06:38] Teacher
Student council president candidate
Hanadori Kabuto-kun of Class 2-3.
[06:41] K
What did he want my help with, anyway?
[06:54] Students
Isn't that the dark god of destruction?
[06:57] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai...
[06:59] K
Hanadori-kun?
[07:03] H
I wanted to change things
here at this school.
[07:08] H
I wanted to make it a place for those
who've lost sight of their goals.
[07:12] H
For those who aren't confident they
can be the people they want to be.
[07:15] H
For those who are so awkward
that things never work out.
[07:18] H
A place where everyone can strive
to be who they want to be.
[07:21] H
A place where we can all be friends.
[07:24] K
Huh? He's actually sounding normal.
[07:27] K
What happened to Hanadori-kun?
[07:29] K
Did the shock ruin his act?
[07:31] H
But I couldn't bring about
this utopia on... my own...
[07:40] K
He's back to his old self.
[07:43] H
I can feel it, Sturmhut...
[07:45] H
The darkness in your heart.
[07:47] K
What happened to you?
[07:49] K
Why are you bringing out Miguel
in front of the school?
[07:51] H
Stop it, Miguel!
[07:52] H
I haven't given up yet!
[07:54] K
You're not gonna be
student council president now!
SIGN S H O C K
[08:06] K
Yeah, of course they're all slack-jawed.
[08:08] K
What are you doing?
What are you thinking, Hanadori-kun?
[08:11] K
I'm not saying a word to you, though!
[08:13] H
Gestöber!
[08:14] H
I don't know how much longer
I can hold Miguel back.
[08:18] H
So before that happens, tell me...
[08:21] H
Are you Gestöber, Hierophant of Ice,
[08:24] H
or Gestöber, Director of Darkness?
[08:27] H
Who will you choose, Sturmhut or Miguel?
[08:31] H
Show me your answer with your vote!
SIGN Miguel
SIGN Sturmhut
[08:34] K
They're both you!
[08:37] K
This is stupid!
[08:38] ---
How come I don't get a real vote?
[08:40] K
Why am I only allowed to vote for you?
[08:42] K
Look at how everybody's whispering!
[08:44] ---
Now cut it out and...
[08:46] K
Crap.
[08:51] K
Hanadori-kun!
[08:52] K
Oh, no! Did I hit him too hard?
[08:56] K
No, this is just part of the act, right?
[08:59] K
Hana—
[09:03] HIbiki
Miguel-senpai!
[09:03] U
Hanadori!
[09:04] M
Kabu-dono, wake up!
[09:05] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, wake up!
[09:08] U
Hanadori! Hanadori!
[09:10] K
Hanadori-kun?
[09:14] K
In those days, the dark god of
destruction was always by my side.
[09:20] K
I was always so busy
thinking about tomorrow
[09:24] ---
that I didn't understand the guy who
always treated me like an old friend.
[09:27] K
I didn't know what to do.
[09:31] K
And then I caused a terrible tragedy.
[09:36] K
I'm sorry, Hanadori-kun.
[09:38] K
Only after losing you do I understand...
[09:41] K
You are my dearest friend!
[09:43] K
Knock it the hell off!
SIGN S
SIGN H
SIGN O
SIGN C
SIGN K
SIGN Student Council Election Speeches
[09:50] Nurse
He's fine. Just sleeping.
[09:52] Nurse
Not sure if it was stress or lack of sleep, but he was pretty exhausted.
[09:55] Nurse
Then he hit his head
and it knocked him out.
[09:58] Nurse
Maybe he just worked that hard on his speech.
[10:05] K
It feels like he was actually
really serious about it.
[10:08] K
Why did he care so much?
[10:13] K
H-Hanadori-kun!
[10:14] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, I'm so glad you're awake!
[10:18] Hibiki
Do you hurt anywhere?
[10:24] H
U-Um...
[10:25] H
I'm sorry, but where are my glasses?
[10:30] H
Without my glasses...
[10:32] ---
I can't really see out of my right eye.
[10:34] K
What's gotten into him?
[10:36] K
His glasses?
[10:37] K
He can't see out his right eye
because of his eyepatch!
[10:41] H
Oh, here they are!
[10:42] K
Don't take the nurse's!
[10:44] H
Good.
[10:46] ---
Now I'm back to normal.
[10:48] H
Without my glasses, I'm just not myself.
[10:51] K
You're hardly yourself right now.
[10:54] K
What's gotten into you?
[10:55] K
You're wearing glasses over an eyepatch.
[10:58] K
Are you okay?
[10:59] K
What happened?
[11:01] U
Hanadori, do you know who this is?
[11:10] H
What's wrong?
[11:12] H
Your hair's sticking up.
[11:13] H
Want to borrow my conditioner?
[11:16] K
I will kill you.
[11:17] K
You're what's wrong!
[11:19] K**
What's with this new act?
[11:20] K
I don't get it at all!
[11:22] Hibiki
M-Miguel-senpai, are you sure
you didn't hit your head?
[11:27] H
Who is this person? He's scary!
[11:29] H
That outfit! That frightening weapon!
[11:32] H
He's not normal!
[11:34] Hibiki
N-No...
[11:38] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, you jerk!
[11:41] K
He's turned into a real god of destruction...
[11:44] K
Hibiki-kun!
[11:45] H
What's going on? I'm really scared.
[11:49] M
Have you grown out of your
beep-boop talk, Kabu-dono?
[11:53] M
Good to see.
[11:54] ---
You're in high school now
and far too old for that.
[11:58] H
I don't understand why I'm hearing this
[11:59] ---
from a boy who wears a cape and
a scary Japanese mask to school.
[12:04] H
Aren't you embarrassed?
[12:05] K
He said it to his face!
[12:07] K
Hanadori-kun, what's gotten into you?
[12:10] M
I-I didn't get my laundry done, so I'm just
wearing some old clothes... That's all.
[12:15] K
I'm calling bullshit.
[12:16] K
You're both embarrassing
as far as I'm concerned.
[12:19] U
Maybe he has amnesia?
[12:22] U
Seri-kun hit him in the head
with a microphone, right?
[12:26] U
Maybe the impact did it.
[12:27] K
Th-That can't be!
[12:29] K
He was just fine after a crash
that knocked me clean out.
SIGN Slam
[12:33] U
But you know, he wasn't feeling well today.
[12:37] U
Maybe getting hit again
will turn him back to normal.
[12:41] K
And what's that you're doing? A warm-up?
[12:43] U
Hanadori,
[12:44] ---
do you not even remember Miguel,
the dark god of destruction?
[12:48] H
Dark god...?
[12:50] ---
Is that some kind of religion? Scary!
[12:52] U
I knew it.
[12:53] U
What's gotten into you, Hanadori?
[12:55] H
U-Um, you keep talking
like we know each other...
[12:59] H
But who are you?
[13:01] H
How do you walk around
with your eyes shut like that?
[13:04] H
And that smile is frightening,
like it's frozen on your face.
[13:08] U
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
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SIGN S L A P
SIGN SLAP
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SIGN S L A P
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SIGN S L A P
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[13:10] U
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
[13:11] ---
Tsukimiya-kun!
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
[13:12] U
What's wrong, Hanadori?
What's wrong, Hanadori?
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
SIGN S L A P
[13:15] U
Now do you remember who
you just spoke out against?
[13:20] H
Awful! Scary! How barbaric!
[13:24] H
Are all the students at this school like that?
[13:27] H
That's right... The student council!
[13:29] H
I wanted to be on the student council...
[13:32] H
to make this a better school!
[13:34] H
That's why I...
[13:35] K
Did he remember?
[13:37] H
That's right.
[13:38] ---
Even the most worthless
of lives still has value.
[13:40] H
Even people like them are
still students of this school.
[13:45] H
I have to do something!
[13:46] H
I have a lot to do, so I'll be going!
[13:50] K
Who are you calling worthless?!
[13:52] U
That didn't work.
[13:54] U
But he was talking about wanting to
change the school during his speech, too.
[13:58] U
He must've really wanted to do something.
SIGN The Next Day
[14:02] H
Um... Attention, everyone.
[14:05] H
I'm sorry for surprising you
during my speech yesterday.
[14:08] H
I was a little too tense.
[14:12] H
As I said yesterday,
[14:13] ---
I want to make this school
a better place for everyone.
[14:13] Teacher
That's Hanadori, isn't it?
[14:16] H
I want you all to make good memories here.
[14:20] U
That's not my Hanadori at all.
[14:23] U
It's boring.
[14:24] U
He received a new destiny as Sturmhut,
but he still won't believe it.
[14:32] K
Maybe he's happier this way.
[14:36] K
It's perfect for me that he's avoiding me, but...
[14:41] K
That's exactly what I wanted, but...
[14:43] K
If he lost his memory because of me...
[14:46] K
That just doesn't feel right.
[14:49] U
So you're lonely too, huh?
[14:52] K
N-No!
[14:53] K
Don't steal my lunch!
[14:55] K
Also...
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u
m
b
l
e
[14:56] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, you're terrible.
[14:58] Hibiki
Why?
[15:00] ---
You told me to do what I wanted to do.
[15:02] Hibiki
I admired you so much.
[15:05] Hibiki
So why...
[15:06] ---
Why do you think that is, Gestöber-senpai?
SIGN Mumble
SIGN Mumble
SIGN Mumble
SIGN Mumble
SIGN Mumble
SIGN Mumble
[15:09] Hibiki
Tell me.
[15:10] Hibiki
Tell me... Why?
SIGN Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
SIGN Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
[15:12] Hibiki
Why? Why? Why?
[15:12] K
Scary... Hibiki-kun, you're being scary!
[15:19] M
Kabu-dono seems to have dropped out.
[15:22] M
How long will he last?
[15:25] M
Not that it's my problem.
[15:26] M
Now, Koyukichi-dono,
[15:28] ---
scold me for wearing
my old clothes yesterday.
[15:32] M
While the oni's away, the mice will play.
[15:34] K
You're the oni!
[15:35] K
Knock it off with the sword and
the heart eyes! Stay in character!
[15:43] K
Sure, I don't want anything to do with him...
[15:46] H
How barbaric!
[15:49] K
I'm not lonely. I'm mad!
[15:52] K
Yeah, maybe this is my fault,
[15:54] K
but why do I have to feel bad on his part?
SIGN Grrr
Grrr
[15:56] K
He's the barbaric one...
[15:58] ---
always raging on about
"Gestöber this" and "Gestöber that"!
[16:01] (Flashback) H
Check it out, Gestöber!
[16:03] (Flashback) H
I need your help with something! Gestöber!
[16:07] K
What was so important to him?
[16:11] K
Hanadori-kun?!
[16:13] Boy
The dark god of destruction,
Miguel, has revived!
[16:15] Boy
Oh, damn! He's back!
SIGN G r r r r r
[16:18] Boy
So what does Miguel do then?
[16:19] Boy
Revives the darkness, maybe?
[16:21] Boy
What does that even mean?
[16:24] K
Jeez! I thought he'd gotten his memory back!
[16:27] Boy
Hey, it's the former Miguel!
[16:29] Boy
Why are you so serious all of a sudden?
[16:32] Boy
Worried about what people think?
Seems a little late for that.
[16:35] H
Wh-Who are you people?
[16:37] Boy
I took Miguel from you, actually.
[16:41] Boy
You gave up the act, so you don't
need that eyepatch anymore, right?
[16:44] Boy
Give it to me! I need to seal away Miguel!
[16:47] H
Why am I even wearing this?
[16:49] Boy
Who cares? You forgot, right?
[16:53] H
If you want it, you can have it.
[16:56] Boy
Seriously?
[17:00] Boy
What are you doing?
[17:01] H
W-Well...
[17:03] ---
I don't need it, but I just can't
give it up for some reason.
[17:06] Boy
What is that?
[17:07] ---
Your new backstory?
[17:09] H
Why? I can't remember...
[17:12] H
Maybe it was really expensive!
[17:14] H
Like 8,500 yen?
[17:16] ---
You know that's wrong.
[17:16] H
Or maybe it's part of an important memory...
[17:18] Boy
Hey, your buddy's here!
[17:20] Boy
Maybe he has some answers.
[17:23] Boy
What's with Hanadori?
He's acting weird today.
[17:25] Boy
You're his buddy, right?
[17:27] ---
You know, the one with the weird name...
[17:29] K
I-I'm not his buddy.
[17:30] Boy
Huh? That's a harsh thing to say to Miguel.
[17:34] Boy
You mean the former Miguel.
[17:36] K
No, Hanadori-kun's just ignoring me.
[17:39] K
I'm sure now...
[17:52] K
Hana...
[17:54] Boy
Aww, you made him cry!
[17:57] H
What? How odd...
[17:59] H
Strange liquid is seeping from my eyes. Why?
[18:01] Boy
Don't cry, former Miguel.
[18:04] K
Because I said I wasn't his buddy?
[18:07] (Flashback) U
Seri-kun is Gestöber, Director of Darkness!
[18:10] (Flashback) U
He's the cause of all your suffering!
[18:12] (Flashback) H
Tsukimiya, you're a liar!
[18:16] K
Has that been bugging him this whole time?
[18:21] K
I'm sick of this.
[18:23] K
The little things, the things
you have no evidence of...
[18:27] K
Don't worry about all that stuff!
[18:29] K
It's annoying when you keep
obsessing over it and going crazy!
[18:32] K
I'm not your buddy.
[18:35] K
I hate to say it,
[18:36] ---
but for a long time now,
you and I have been...
[18:41] H
No, I mean... We're not friends, right?
[18:44] H
We just met yesterday.
[18:46] H
And I don't want to be associated
with people like you, I don't think...
SIGN Smash!
[18:50] K
Screw you!
[18:52] H
My glasses!
[18:57] H
That's so mean!
[18:59] H
What was that for, Gestöber?
[19:01] H
How could you do that to Sturmhut?
[19:03] H
Jeez! I'm super mad, you hear me?
[19:07] H
Just kidding!
[19:10] All
H-He's back?
[19:12] H
What's wrong, guys?
[19:14] H
What's gotten into all of you?
[19:16] H
Were you worried about me being down?
[19:19] Hibiki
I'm so glad, Miguel-senpai!
[19:20] Hibiki
It was all a misunderstanding, wasn't it?
[19:23] Hibiki
As the grim reaper,
I'll stay by your side forever!
[19:24] M
How dull.
[19:30] K
So what was that all about, anyway?
[19:33] K
Can someone really change so much
over losing a few memories?
[19:37] K
What if he has another,
weirder personality tomorrow?
[19:40] U
Seri-kun, don't sweat the small stuff.
[19:44] K
I wish you would worry a lot more.
[19:46] U
Here. This is the student council
plan Hanadori wrote up.
[19:49] U
If you read it, you might understand
what he wanted to talk to you about.
SIGN Ask Gestöber for help
SIGN Menukoroirya
SIGN Mascot Character (Ask Tsukimiya?)
SIGN Menukoroirya study group (somewhere)
SIGN Japanese
SIGN Friend-Making Support Group
SIGN So that guys like Helius can make friends
SIGN Wow!
SIGN Mitoya
SIGN (Gestöber)
SIGN Lots of fun!!
SIGN Amazing club activities (Ask Gestöber)
[20:00] K
What was he worried about?
SIGN ...wanted to lend(?) borrow. Gestöber is my enemy...? Is that really right? I don't know. It hurts... My head... But Gestöber is Gestöber. I know that he's kind.
[20:03] K
I couldn't possibly help him with this.
[20:06] ---
I've got my own problems!
SIGN But Gestöber is Gestöber.
I know that he's kind.
[20:13] K
"If something happens to me,
I know he'll help me again."
[20:17] ---
"So if something's bothering Gestöber,
I want to help him."
SIGN Slam
[20:23] K
You're what's bothering me! You!
[20:26] H
Wh-What's wrong, Gestöber?
[20:29] H
If you want to talk, I'm all ears.
[20:33] K
But...
[20:38] K
But I don't want the Hanadori-kun
I know to just disappear.
[20:42] K
In some weird way.
[20:45] K
I'm relieved, but also disappointed.
[20:48] K
But in any case,
[20:49] ---
I'm sure things will be back
to normal tomorrow.
[20:52] K
Why don't you just forget everything, then?
[20:55] K
All the yelling, all the anger...
[20:57] K
I can poison you if you want!
SIGN Nag
[21:01] Teacher
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
[21:01] K
By the way, at the time,
Mogami-kun's sister was...
SIGN Nag
SIGN Nag
SIGN Nag
SIGN Nag
SIGN Yell
[22:36] Tokimune
Too many people use the word
"angel" as a generic complement.
[22:42] Tokimune
You aren't angels.
[22:44] Tokimune
The only angel is Miguel.
[22:48] Hibiki
P-People sometimes tell me I'm an angel.
[22:51] K
You're not supposed to say that yourself.
[22:53] Hibiki
But it's absurd for a grim reaper like
me to call himself an angel, right?
[22:57] Hibiki
I wish I could disappear.
[22:59] M
The only real angel is Koyukichi-dono.
[23:02] M
No, he's less a messenger of god
and more a bodhisattva.
[23:03] Hibiki
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
[23:08] K
Bodhisattva!
[23:09] M
Maybe he's more like a god.
[23:12] H
I'm a god!
[23:13] SUzuran
The only god is Utsugi-sama.
[23:15] K
Sumiso-san is my goddess!
An archangel!
[23:18] U
Did you give up on yelling
at people, Seri-kun?
[23:20] Hibiki
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
SIGN Composite Processing Test
[23:25] H
Impossible! How are we getting
moe characters out of this?
[23:29] H
What happened to my chief
animation director supervisor?!
[23:31] K
People like pretty girls more.
[23:33] K
They sell better.
[23:35] H
And you call yourself the director?!
[23:38] K
Wait, I'm the director?!
E9 - So Merry Christmas
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[00:00] U
Come on, Hanadori. Get out of there already.
[00:04] U
It's time to go teach the little kids.
[00:06] U
Even you, a shy boy who's awkward around girls
and covered in dark god of destruction juice,
[00:11] U
should be able to handle some kids.
SIGN Sigh
[00:14] H
Must be nice to be the guy
who got on the student council!
[00:18] H
Life is so easy for you!
[00:21] K
After all the chaos he caused,
[00:22] ---
Hanadori-kun lost the student
council elections miserably.
SIGN S H O C K
[00:26] K
The only new electee was Tsukimiya-kun,
who became the council's auditor.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
SIGN The Truth of the Universe
[00:31] K
Hanadori-kun's jealousy was a thing to behold.
[00:36] H
I can feel it. Miguel's coming.
[00:38] H
He's about to go out of control.
[00:40] H
You guys are lucky.
[00:41] ---
You can be on the student council because
you don't have the world to protect.
[00:45] H
Come on down here, Gestöber.
[00:48] H
Ditch that jerk of a wannabe genius
and we can make our own secret base.
[00:51] H
Hey.
[00:52] M
Come on out, Kabu-dono.
[00:54] M
You're causing problems for Koyukichi-dono.
[00:56] K
Good grief... I'd love to
just leave him in there,
[01:00] K
but since we're in the same group,
I'll get in trouble if he doesn't do the work.
[01:04] Chi
It's Miguel-oniichan!
[01:06] H
You're...
[01:07] Chi
You came to see me at my preschool?
[01:10] H
Oh, you're the girl from the restaurant.
[01:12] H
Have you been well?
[01:14] Chi
Yup!
[01:15] Chi
I was hoping I'd get to see you again!
[01:19] Chi
Tell me all about hell, okay?
[01:21] Chi
And let's eat lunch together!
[01:25] H
Okay! Gather around, everyone!
[01:28] H
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
[01:31] K
A complete 180!
[01:32] H
Come play with Miguel-oniichan!
[01:33] K
Now he's in a great mood.
[01:35] K
Well, it's better than him pouting.
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
[03:09] K
And so our day of helping out at the
preschool got off to an... okay... start.
SIGN Delusion 9
[03:15] Kids
Let's play, Onii-chan!
[03:16] Kids
Let's play!
[03:18] K
What do I do?
[03:19] K
I don't know how to talk to kids!
[03:21] U
Hello there.
[03:23] U
My name is Utsugi.
[03:25] Kid
I'm Masato!
[03:26] U
Masato-kun, huh?
[03:28] U
That's a cool name.
[03:29] U
Okay, let's go to the playroom.
[03:31] K
I see!
[03:32] U
Follow me!
[03:32] K
First, you put yourself on their level...
[03:36] H
I refuse to lose to Tsukimiya.
[03:38] K
You're still mad about that?
[03:41] K
Give it up and face facts.
[03:43] K
You shouldn't act like that in front of kids.
[03:46] Kids
Oh, wow!
[03:48] M
Easy, right?
[03:50] Kids
Yup!
[03:50] M
Now you give it a try.
[03:53] Kids
Even Mogami-kun the social
reject is doing well...
[03:56] H
I won't lose to Mogami, either!
[03:59] K
Why, though?
[04:00] K
He didn't get on the student council, either!
[04:02] Tanaka
Hello!
[04:03] Tanaka
Goodbye!
[04:03] Kids
That's so neat!
[04:04] H
Not Tanaka, either!
[04:05] K
Who is Tanaka?!
[04:06] K
Are you just mad at everyone?
[04:08] H
So Tsukimiya headed to the playroom?
[04:10] H
Let's follow him.
[04:11] H
Heh heh heh!
[04:13] Kids
Heh heh heh...
[04:14] K
Is this okay?
[04:16] Teacher
Oh, Koyuki-kun!
[04:18] Teacher
Could you help me for a second?
SIGN Home Ec Room
[04:23] K
So I'm making the cakes?
[04:24] Teacher
We're having a surprise party for the
kids with December birthdays at lunch.
[04:29] Teacher
I was hoping you could do the decorating
and write little messages for them.
[04:33] K
Th-That's a big job...
[04:35] K
I've never done this before.
[04:37] Teacher
Don't worry, don't worry!
[04:39] Teacher
I'll help you.
[04:42] Kid
Sensei!
[04:43] Teacher
What's wrong, Takkun?
[04:44] Kid
I'm not playing with Yu-kun anymore!
[04:46] Kid
I hate him!
[04:49] Teacher
Goodness... What happened?
[04:53] K
It's hard being in preschool.
[04:55] K
Was I like that?
[04:58] K
Yeah, there's always fighting.
[04:58] H
I'm never talking to you again! I hate you!
[05:00] K
I remember "I'll never talk to you again!"
[05:02] H
Listen to this, Gestöber!
[05:03] K
It was you?!
[05:05] H
Tsukimiya's a meanie!
[05:06] K
Why are you so unstable?
[05:09] K
What happened?
[05:10] H
Tsukimiya is stealing away
all my hopes and dreams!
[05:15] (Flashback) Chi
Look! I can walk on stilts now!
[05:18] (Flashback) Chi
You're amazing, Utsugi-oniichan!
[05:20] (Flashback) Chi
I'm going to marry you!
[05:24] K
Tsukimiya-kun, you didn't need to
trample Hanadori-kun's pride like that...
[05:28] M
You're a very noisy man.
[05:30] M
How long have you even known Tsukimiya-dono?
[05:34] M
If you can reject him so readily, Kabu-dono,
[05:37] M
you'll never reach the heights that
Koyukichi-dono and I have attained.
[05:41] K
Sorry, I reject you, too.
[05:45] Teacher
Now, now...
[05:47] Teacher
Takkun, Hanadori-kun,
[05:49] Teacher
we all have things we don't
like about each other.
[05:52] Teacher
But you know what makes your friends special
better than anyone else, don't you?
[05:57] Teacher
Remember how excited you were to make
Yu-kun a surprise present for his birthday?
[06:03] Kid
I don't wanna anymore.
[06:05] Teacher
Do you remember the day you became friends?
[06:08] Teacher
The first time he talked to you.
[06:11] Teacher
The first time you went
on adventures together.
[06:13] Teacher
The first time you told someone,
"He's my friend."
[06:18] Teacher
Didn't that make you happy?
[06:20] Teacher
Didn't everything seem bright and shiny?
[06:25] H
I've known Tsukimiya since preschool.
[06:29] H
The day I first met him...
[06:36] K
You don't remember?!
[06:38] Teacher
I don't know why you were fighting,
[06:42] Teacher
but if you want to talk to him again,
[06:45] Teacher
you just need a little bit of courage.
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
SIGN Hijiri
Preschool
[06:51] (Flashback) ---
Hey.
[06:52] (Flashback) U
Are you just going to stand there
until someone talks to you?
[06:57] (Flashback) U
If you want to be friends with someone,
say the words of courage.
[07:01] (Flashback) H
"The words of courage!"
[07:02] (Flashback) U
No, I mean...
[07:07] H
My head...
[07:09] H
Tsukimiya always understood me.
[07:12] H
He was always there for young
Sturmhut before he met Gestöber.
[07:20] (Flashback) U
Are you okay, Hanadori?
SIGN Shake
[07:21] (Flashback) ---
Tsukimiya!
[07:22] (Flashback) U
Are you okay, Hanadori?
SIGN Shake
[07:25] (Flashback) U
Listen. You have a special power.
[07:28] (Flashback) H
Special power... awaken...
[07:30] (Flashback) U
I'll do whatever Tsukimiya-kun tells me to!
[07:34] K
You were brainwashed?
[07:36] H
Then, in high school...
[07:38] (Flashback) U
That guy, Koyuki Seri-kun,
was your partner in a previous life.
[07:43] K
The cause of it all!
[07:45] H
If it weren't for Tsukimiya, I'd...
[07:47] K
If it weren't for Tsukimiya-kun, I'd...
[07:50] H
I need your help, Gestöber.
[07:52] Kids
Thank you for the meal!
[07:54] Teacher
Everyone, we have a surprise cake today!
[07:59] Kids
Cake?!
[08:00] Kids
What for?!
[08:01] K
H-Happy birthday to everyone born in December!
[08:05] Kids
Yay!
[08:07] H
And... And this is for Tsukimiya!
SIGN Ta-
SIGN da!
[08:11] H
I asked Gestöber to make it for me.
[08:15] H
It's spelled wrong, though...
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[08:17] H
Your birthday is December 12th, right?
[08:20] H
Happy birthday, Tsukimiya.
[08:22] H
And...
[08:25] H
Congratulations on getting
onto the student council.
[08:28] H
I can't do anything to help you,
[08:29] H
but I'm sure you're better
suited for it than me.
SIGN Tsukimiya Utsugi
[08:32] H
Do your best.
[08:34] U
You're not mad anymore, Hanadori?
[08:36] H
O-Of course not.
[08:38] H
I hope we can still be friends.
[08:40] U
Sure. Thanks, Hanadori!
[08:46] H
It... It actually really hurt
to be in a fight with you!
[08:52] U
You never change, Hanadori.
[08:57] K
I bet he's manipulated you your whole life.
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
SIGN Hijiri Preschool
[09:02] (Flashback) H
Um, Tsukimiya-kun...
[09:06] (Flashback) H
Be my friend.
[09:09] U
I couldn't help recalling it.
[09:12] U
Hanadori was so cute when he was little.
[09:16] H
D-Dummyhead! You're making me blush!
[09:18] K
Dum... Oh, forget it.
[09:20] ---
What was that all about?
[09:24] K
Will the day ever come when I look back
on meeting these guys with nostalgia?
[09:31] K
It's not exactly something
I want to remember...
[09:35] U
Oh, by the way, Seri-kun...
[09:37] U
We were reviewing the work
the student council does,
[09:40] U
and we all decided we should
let the runner-up join, too.
[09:45] U
I could use the help...
[09:47] K
What? No!
[09:49] K
If I do that, it'll happen again...
[09:50] H
Gestöber, you traitor!
[09:53] K
Hanadori-kun will throw another fit.
[09:55] ---
N-No, I can't...
[09:57] U
So since you were the runner-up,
Hanadori, why not join?
[10:00] H
Me? Really?
[10:02] H
What should I do?
[10:04] H
I came in second?
[10:06] H
I got more votes than Gestöber?
[10:10] H
I feel kind of bad...
[10:12] H
Will he be jealous?
[10:14] H
If everyone finds out that he
got fewer votes than I did...
[10:18] H
Still, only the chosen can participate.
[10:22] H
I hate to say it,
[10:24] H
but I did get more votes...
[10:26] H
But, you know, I'm glad
I worked up the courage to run.
[10:31] H
Effort doesn't always pay off, tho—
[10:35] K
You bastards!
SIGN Hahahaha
[10:36] K
Why are you so damn cocky?!
You act like you just slew an ogre!
[10:39] K
Tsukimiya! Why'd you look
at me when you said that?!
[10:39] M
Please slay this ogre too, Koyukichi-dono!
[10:42] K
You jerk! Moron! Asshole! Screw you!
[10:42] ---
Take off this worthless ogre's head!
[10:47] H
Gestöber!
[10:49] H
Please, hear me out!
[10:51] H
I'm sorry!
[10:53] H
I'm so sorry I hurt you! I didn't realize you
wanted to be on the student council so badly!
[10:59] H
Don't worry, Gestöber! You have value!
[11:03] H
Even if nobody else votes for you, I will!
[11:07] H
So please, Gestöber!
[11:10] H
Tsukimiya...
[11:12] ---
Sometimes words of courage
don't get across, huh?
[11:16] U
That's right, Hanadori.
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[11:18] K
Now I have something else I want to forget...
SIGN Christmas Party
Dec. 24th
[11:24] H
Pathetic.
[11:26] H
Becoming mere cattle,
brainwashed and manipulated...
[11:30] H
Nothing more than sheeple.
[11:32] H
If you want to celebrate the birth
of a god, celebrate mine instead.
[11:36] U
What? You're not going, Hanadori?
[11:38] U
Seri-kun's looking forward to it.
[11:41] Sumiso
Um, are you going to the
Christmas party too, Koyuki-kun?
[11:45] K
Y-Yeah.
[11:48] K
Are you, Sumiso-san?
[11:49] Sumiso
Yup!
[11:52] K
I already bought something
for the gift exchange, but...
[11:56] K
What should I do?
[11:59] K
Would this look good on Sumiso-san?
[12:03] K
Since I didn't get to give her a
birthday present thanks to them...
[12:07] K
No, maybe it's better if I don't.
[12:11] K
Maybe getting something
specially for her would be creepy.
[12:14] K
And, actually...
[12:16] K
Is she even coming today?
[12:20] News
It's Christmas Eve, and snow storms
are blowing all across Japan...
[12:24] K
Today's the Christmas party
that Tsukimiya-kun suggested...
[12:28] ---
or probably just forced through
the student council.
[12:32] K
Oh, jeez...
[12:33] ---
I'm still early. I should
find somewhere to chill...
[12:36] M
I'm begging you!
SIGN Yakiniku・Horumon
[12:39] M
Please, sell me a Black Santa outfit!
[12:43] M
I need Koyukichi-dono to wear it!
[12:47] K
Mogami-kun, what are you doing?
[12:47] Man
Sir, this is a yakiniku shop!
We don't have those!
[12:52] M
What?!
[12:53] M
You don't know the legend of Black Santa?
[12:55] M
Black Santa Claus visits
bad little girls and boys
[12:59] ---
and gives them awful things
like rocks or bloody intestines...
[13:03] M
or even beats them with his sack!
[13:06] M
I'm a bad boy! So I need a Black Santa
outfit for Koyukichi-dono!
[13:11] K
Hey, stop that!
[13:13] K
Do you always shout my
name in public like that?
[13:13] M
Please! For Koyukichi-dono!
[13:16] K
Also, why would a yakiniku
place sell Santa outfits?
[13:17] M
Please!
[13:22] M
I smell Koyukichi-dono!
[13:23] M
He's close!
[13:25] K
How can you tell at this distance?!
[13:27] K
You're scary!
[13:30] K
Starting over!
[13:32] K
Today's the Christmas party.
[13:33] K
I was just hoping to see Sumiso-san...
[13:37] K
But I can't drag my feet like this!
[13:39] K
Sumiso-san is popular with regular
guys who are constantly looking
[13:44] ---
for a way to get closer to her,
but don't have the guts to do it.
[13:48] K
I can tell!
[13:50] K
I have to tell her how I feel...
[13:55] Sumiso
This is for me?
[13:56] Sumiso
A Christmas present! How wonderful!
[14:00] Sumiso
Do you... like me, Koyuki-kun?
[14:09] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun...
[14:12] K
...and get her to realize it!
[14:17] K
Hibiki-kun?!
SIGN Careful
Snowblowing
[14:22] Hibiki
I got snowblown by a snowblower!
[14:25] K
How does that even happen?
[14:26] Hibiki
I knew nobody liked me!
[14:29] Hibiki
I got Helius-blown!
[14:30] Hibiki
My present for the gift exchange is ruined!
[14:33] Hibiki
I was looking forward to
my first Christmas party!
[14:37] Hibiki
I don't have the right to participate...
[14:40] Hibiki
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
[14:42] ---
If I go, the cake will spoil,
and everyone will be cursed.
[14:46] Hibiki
I'm a grim reaper, after all.
[14:47] K
You don't have to get all poetic...
[14:50] Hibiki
My mommy told me Santa doesn't
come to our house, either.
[14:55] K
Here, Hibiki-kun. Take it.
[14:58] K
For the gift exchange.
[15:01] Hibiki
But Senpai, this is...
[15:03] K
I bought extra.
[15:05] Hibiki
Are you sure?
[15:08] ---
Go have fun.
[15:10] K
See you later!
[15:13] K
I know that's what I said...
[15:15] K
But what will I do for the gift exchange now?
[15:19] K
Well, I've still got Sumiso-san's gift...
[15:22] K
Anyway, I need to get going
before I run into any more trouble.
[15:25] Man
Hey, wake up!
[15:26] Woman
Are you okay?
[15:27] Suzuran
Where is Utsugi-sama?
[15:30] K
Mogami-san?
[15:31] K
What are you doing? Where is your coat?
[15:33] Man
You know her?
[15:34] Man
Good, good.
[15:36] Suzuran
I saw Utsugi-sama walking
with a middle-aged woman
[15:38] Suzuran
and ran out of the house.
[15:40] K
You'd better hurry home and
warm up before you get sick!
[15:44] Suzuran
I have to go.
[15:45] K
You can't!
[15:47] Suzuran
You understand, don't you, Koyuki Seri?
[15:49] Suzuran
I have to see him today.
[15:51] Suzuran
Even if he's seeing someone else.
[15:57] K
Then at least wear this.
[16:01] K
I'm in a hurry!
[16:02] K
Bye! Go home soon!
[16:07] K
What do I do?
[16:08] K
I don't have time to go buy anything else.
[16:11] K
I need to at least get to the party...
[16:13] K
I want to see Sumiso-san!
[16:16] K
I fell into a hole!
[16:17] K
What is this? Someone help!
[16:19] K
I can't get out!
[16:22] K
Why does this always happen to me?
[16:27] K
I guess it's fine.
[16:28] K
I wouldn't have had the courage
to give it to her, anyway.
[16:31] H
Don't give up, little boy.
[16:34] K
Santa-san?
[16:36] H
I've been watching you.
[16:39] H
There's someone you want to see, isn't there?
[16:42] H
It's Christmas Eve.
[16:44] H
God wouldn't let a good boy suffer.
[16:48] K
Thank you,
[16:50] K
but it's okay.
[16:51] K
My clothes are all dirty now,
and I don't have a present for her.
[16:57] H
Then give her this.
[17:01] H
It's a silver accessory.
I'm sure she'll love it.
[17:05] H
Merry Christmas, little boy!
[17:11] M
I can't believe it!
[17:12] M
Koyukichi-dono got my present!
[17:15] M
I'm so glad I spent all
that time looking for it!
[17:17] Aitsu
You're sure getting into the spirit, Koyuki.
[17:19] Hibiki
It's so cute, Gestöber-senpai!
[17:22] K
My clothes got all dirty,
so I didn't have a choice...
[17:26] U
Number 8!
[17:27] U
Whoever's got number 8, come on up!
[17:30] K
Anyway, I took this, but I can't
really give it to anyone, can I?
[17:35] K
I should give it back to that Santa.
[17:38] Aitsu
What? You haven't turned in your present yet?
[17:41] Aitsu
I'll take it up for you, so go eat.
[17:46] U
Number 7!
[17:47] Sumiso
Bingo!
[17:49] Sumiso
I got this one!
[17:52] K
S-Sumiso-san, that's...
[17:54] Sumiso
What? Was this yours, Koyuki-kun?
[17:56] Sumiso
What a coincidence.
[17:58] Sumiso
Can I open it?
[17:59] K
Is this okay?
[17:59] K
Huh? Oh, uh... Sure.
[18:03] Sumiso
What a beautiful necklace!
[18:05] Sumiso
Is it handmade?
[18:07] ---
That's...
[18:08] Tokimune
Are you sure about this, Miguel?
[18:11] Tokimune
You were so excited
[18:12] Tokimune
about dressing up as Santa and giving
Gestöber a matching accessory.
[18:18] S
It's fine.
[18:19] ---
Gestöber worked hard today.
[18:22] S
Though it was an awful thing
to do to you, Schlecht.
[18:25] S
After you spent all that time teaching
me how to make accessories...
[18:28] Tokimune
It's fine.
[18:31] Tokimune
It's been a while since we've
gotten to spend time together.
[18:34] Tokimune
Honestly... That Gestöber is
lucky you care for him so much.
[18:42] K
I'm sorry, Sumiso-san.
[18:44] K
I think that present was...
[18:45] Sumiso
I just love it!
[18:48] ---
Thank you, Koyuki-kun!
[18:51] K
Sumiso-san's happy, and I got to
do what I came here for, but...
[18:56] H
Don't give up, little boy.
[19:00] K
I'm sorry.
[19:01] K
Sumiso-san, I'm pretty sure
that was meant for me.
[19:06] K
I know I'm probably not
making any sense, but...
[19:13] Sumiso
I'm glad.
[19:16] Sumiso
It was important to you, wasn't it?
[19:19] K
Th-Thank you.
[19:21] K
I'm sorry. I...
[19:23] K
I really wanted you to...
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[19:35] H
Gestöber! What are you doing here?
[19:36] K
You made this for me, didn't you?
[19:41] H
Y-You could tell?
[19:43] K
Well, obviously.
[19:45] K
So, anyway, since you gave it to me...
[19:50] K
Thanks.
[19:56] H
Sure thing.
[20:00] K
What a mess of a Christmas this has been.
[20:02] K
I can't believe I'm spending
it with Hanadori-kun.
[20:05] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun!
[20:09] K
S-Sumiso-san! How—
[20:12] Sumiso
Does it look good on me?
[20:13] K
Wait, what? How...
[20:15] Suzuran
I thought the pale pink would look good
draped on Sumiso Kotoko's shoulders.
[20:19] Suzuran
I told her what happened and
delivered the gift to its rightful owner.
[20:24] Suzuran
I asked why she'd want something that had
already been given to another girl, but...
[20:29] Sumiso
Can I really have it?
[20:35] K
O-Of cour—
[20:36] Hibiki
Hey, Gestöber-senpai!
[20:38] Hibiki
I was gifted dinner for two at a restaurant.
SIGN Gift Certificate
[20:42] Hibiki
Since you gave me your present,
[20:44] ---
I want you to have this.
SIGN Gift Certificate
[20:46] K
Huh? Is this restaurant...
[20:51] Man
Congratulations!
[20:53] Man
You're our hundredth couple today!
[20:55] K
Wh-What is with today?!
[20:57] Suzuran
Why not go and enjoy yourselves, Koyuki Seri?
[21:04] K
Th-Then, um...
[21:06] K
Let's go.
[21:08] H
Merry Christmas!
[21:10] K
Not you!
[21:15] U
Two Santas eating dinner together!
[21:18] Yae
Kotoko, just forgot those losers.
[21:22] Yae
What's so great about them?
[21:25] Sumiso
They're such good friends!
[21:27] Yae
Kotoko, is that really enough for you?
[21:30] H
Wasn't that tasty, Gestöber?
[21:31] Man
Are you sure this was all right, Shi-chan?
[21:32] ---
Are you sure you don't want more?
[21:34] Man
I lied to them about being
the hundredth couple.
[21:34] ---
Oh, you're full? Okay.
[21:36] Man
The manager's gonna get mad at me!
[21:37] ---
Then let's spend next Christmas here, too!
[21:39] Tokimune
Even an angel like Miguel needs a gift.
[21:40] ---
It's a promise, Gestöber!
[21:42] Tokimune
I'll let him have his fun tonight.
[21:46] U
Okay, I'm taking the picture, guys!
[21:48] U
Ready?
[21:50] All
Friends forever!
[21:52] K
Don't make that our thing!
[23:25] K
It's no use.
[23:26] K
Our animators are gone,
and I can't get this colored.
[23:28] K
It's the Lunar New Year,
and I can't get anyone to work!
[23:31] K
We really are out of options this time!
[23:33] H
We'll just have to offer
five times the pay per cut!
[23:37] K
Don't! We'll run out of budget!
E10 - Happy Happy Greeting
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SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Happy New Year
SIGN Delusion 10
[01:30] Mom
Seri!
[01:33] Mom
We're making our first family
shrine visit of the year.
[01:35] Mom
Do you want to come?
[01:38] K
Nyope.
[01:39] Mom
You should at least get a little exercise.
[01:43] K
I'm not going.
[01:44] K
Not a chance in hell!
[01:47] K
I can tell you exactly what would happen
to my peaceful winter break if I did.
SIGN Gwaaaah!
[01:52] K
I guarantee you I'd hear Hanadori-kun
screaming in the distance...
[01:55] K
Then Tsukimiya-kun would be like,
"Fancy seeing you here!"
[01:58] K
And there's no way in hell
it'd actually be a coincidence.
[01:58] U
Hey! What are you praying for, Seri-kun?
[02:01] K
I just want some peace and quiet
before the new semester starts...
[02:04] Mom
Here, these New Year's cards are for you.
[02:07] Mom
You sure got a lot this year.
Did you make more friends?
[02:10] Mom
Okay, we're going now.
[02:13] K
Why are there so many?
[02:15] K
I don't even know that many people...
SIGN Miguekoroirya
SIGN This year!
SIGN Geskoroirya
SIGN Let's combine our powers and do
our best together for world peace!
SIGN Gestöber,
Happy New Year!
Enjoy this brief respite
before our next round
of dedly deadly battles.
Cerberus also says hello.
[02:25] K
You again?
SIGN To Koyuki Seri
[02:26] K
Why'd Hanadori-kun send two, anyway?
[02:30] K
Don't tell me this whole stack is...
SIGN To Koyuki Seri
[02:34] ---
Nah, surely not.
SIGN Gestöber, are you going
to a shrine after Christmas?
Will you buy the Hamaya
or the Kumade?
-The Hamaya slays evil.
-The Kumade rakes in blessings.
(Menukoro Trivia)
SIGN I can't wait to shatter
the darkness with
you this year!
Miguel devours my sole
(? sorry, spelled wrong)
more each day...
This is... loneliness...
Save me... Gest...
SIGN Making a snowman with Cerberus and Tsukimiya!
Peace! Hope you can join us next year!
[02:40] K
They are all from Hanadori-kun!
SIGN Slam
[02:46] K
The New Year just started,
and already I'm yelling at him.
[02:48] K
Is this what the whole
year's going to be like?
[02:51] K
Huh?
[02:52] K
Here's one from Tsukimiya-kun.
SIGN Tsukimiya
Utsugi
[02:55] K
"Live as your heart tells
you this year, Seri-kun.
[02:59] K
Whether you're honest with your
feelings or stupidly stubborn,
[03:03] K
try for greatness or live
like a piece of garbage,
[03:05] K
we all end up in the same place."
[03:08] U
A dead end, Seri-kun!
[03:10] K
Is that how you want to start off the year?!
[03:12] K
Jeez! What's with these guys?
[03:14] K
Oh, Hibiki-kun sent one, too.
[03:16] K
How nice of him.
[03:18] Hibiki
Happy New Year, Gestöber-senpai!
[03:24] Hibiki
But I'm sure a card from me is
no better than chain mail, right?
[03:29] Hibiki
I'm worried just writing to you may
bestow some kind of curse upon you.
[03:33] Hibiki
But I'm sorry...
[03:35] ---
You've done so much for me,
and all I can do is repay it with evil...
[03:39] Hibiki
I'm sorry I'm a grim reaper.
SIGN Sorry.
Really sorry.
Sorry if you get cursed.
[03:43] K
So gloomy...
[03:46] K
Okay, moving on!
SIGN To Koyuki Seri
SIGN From Your Teacher
[03:48] K
Hey, the teacher sent me one, too!
[03:50] K
I'm sure it just says something stupid.
[03:52] Teacher
Happy New Year, Koyuki!
[03:54] Teacher
You studying hard?
[03:56] Teacher
I hope you don't get held back this year!
[04:01] K
No way! Are my grades that bad?!
[04:03] K
Bad enough I'm in danger of getting held back?!
[04:05] Teacher
Just kidding! That's a joke!
[04:07] K
Not funny! What kind of teacher are you?!
[04:09] K
Oh, no...
[04:11] ---
It's only New Year's and I'm
already this mentally exhausted.
[04:14] K
I wasn't ready for the New Year at all!
SIGN New Year's
[04:18] M
If I get held back too, will I be able to
go on a class trip with Koyukichi-dono?
[04:24] K
What the hell? How are you conversing
with him across time and space?
SIGN New Year's
[04:28] K
Did you write these together?
[04:30] Suzuran
I also wish to go on a
pre-honeymoon with Utsugi-sama.
[04:35] Suzuran
If we all get held back together,
I'll have my chance to XXXX him.
[04:39] K
Seriously, stop talking to each
other via my New Year's cards!
[04:41] K
You guys are all really close, aren't you?
[04:43] K
Damn it! Did you all have to kick off
the new year by messing with me?!
[04:46] K
I absolutely do not want
this to be my future!
SIGN Kotoko
[04:54] K
Is this...
[04:56] Sumiso
Happy New Year, Koyuki-kun!
[05:00] Sumiso
I know it's cold, so I hope you don't get sick.
[05:03] Sumiso
This will be our last year in high school.
[05:05] ---
I hope we end up in the same class!
[05:09] K
S-Sumiso-sama! My archangel
who came for me in the pits of hell!
SIGN Amazake
[05:21] K
So I ended up visiting the shrine, too.
[05:24] K
The same class as Sumiso-san...
[05:26] K
What a wonderful and alluring thought.
SIGN Clean-up Duty
Sumiso
Koyuki
[05:33] K
What is this?
[05:34] K
With every moment of shy eye contact,
a secret message is shared...
[05:40] K
"I love you!"
[05:48] K
What are you doing here?!
[05:49] H
Visiting the shrine!
[05:50] U
ROFLing at your stupid poem!
SIGN Please mind your manners
on the shrine grounds.
-Mitoya Shrine
[05:55] U
Hanadori was all sad because you
didn't send him a New Year's card.
[06:00] H
Qw-Qwiet! Qwiet!
[06:02] K
"Qwiet"?
[06:02] U
So I told him that if we came here,
he'd run into you eventually.
[06:06] K
First day of the year,
and he's already scaring me.
[06:08] U
Hanadori worked so hard
to write all those cards, too.
[06:11] H
I was hoping they would bring him
good luck in the new year somehow.
[06:14] K
Yeah, thanks.
[06:17] K
I know Hanadori-kun doesn't mean any harm,
[06:20] U
Honestly, Hanadori...
[06:20] K
but it's clearly because of these two
that I'm in danger of being held back.
[06:22] U
Qwiet! Qwiet!
[06:23] U
You're such a goof, Hanadori.
[06:24] H
Qwiet! Qwiet!
[06:25] K
I guess I should've asked the gods
to keep these two away from me.
[06:29] U
Seri-kun, are you seriously asking the
gods to solve your problems for you?
[06:33] U
Shouldn't you just try studying first?
[06:36] H
That's right, Gestöber.
[06:37] H
I'll help you, if you want.
[06:39] H
I'm a god myself, after all.
[06:42] K
Leave me alone!
[06:44] U
Just ask for help, okay?
[06:47] U
I'm at the top of our class.
[06:48] U
Leave this to me.
[06:49] K
Really?
[06:49] H
All my grades are better
than yours, Gestöber.
[06:51] K
Die in a fire.
[06:52] H
What's giving you the most trouble?
[06:53] K
You two!
[06:54] K
I want to just study normally!
[06:57] K
But you guys...
SIGN Great Luck
Everything's going your way.
Fear nothing.
Your luck is strong.
The universe...
[06:59] U
I think the first thing you need is a goal.
[07:02] U
Why are you studying?
[07:04] U
Ignoring what's right in front of you,
your goal is to be a teacher, right?
[07:09] U
Ignoring why you want to do that...
SIGN Luck Will Come
Stay strong and face your problems,
and luck will come. You'll find a hint
about how to deal with what troubles you.
[07:11] U
Ignoring whether it's a good idea,
if that's what you want to do,
[07:13] ---
then you'll have to deal
with kids like Hanadori.
[07:16] U
So don't run from Hanadori.
Get closer to him.
[07:20] U
I think, in part, this will help
get you closer to your dream.
[07:25] K
He told me to ignore so much that
I don't even know what he's saying.
[07:28] U
What? Why not?
[07:30] K
That's not what I want!
[07:30] H
Um... Um... I want this one.
[07:32] ---
Can't you just hand over a really good set
of study notes so I don't get held back?
[07:37] U
Oh, no! Your goal is to cheat, Seri-kun?
[07:40] K
No. I'm just saying that if
I can't become a teacher
[07:43] ---
because I've been goofing off with
Hanadori-kun, it won't do me any good!
[07:46] K
Fwish!
[07:47] K
H-Hey! What did you just put in my pocket?
SIGN Academic Success
[07:53] U
Oh, a good luck charm!
[07:55] U
That sure was nice of Hanadori.
SIGN Academic Success
[07:57] U
Hanadori-ku—
SIGN Nothing but misery!
SIGN Terrible Luck
[08:05] H
You can have that, too, Gestöber.
SIGN Heh heh
[08:07] K
I will kill you, I swear.
[08:08] K
Don't give me your own fortune
when it's bad luck!
[08:12] ---
Huh?
[08:13] K
Hanadori-kun is acting weird...
[08:19] U
Seri-kun, this is...
[08:22] K
No way!
[08:24] H
Listen well, sheeple!
[08:26] H
Open your eyes and worship the true god!
[08:29] K
He's drunk on amazake?!
[08:30] H
I am your god!
Miguel, the dark god of destruction!
[08:39] Gorio
I wondered who was making
all that racket at our shrine.
[08:42] Gorio
So it turned out to be you, Hanadori?
[08:44] Gorio
Long time no see.
[08:46] K
Gorio-senpai?!
[08:47] Gorio
You've got some nerve, causing trouble in
front of our god on an auspicious day like this.
[08:53] K
Gorio-senpai lives here?
[08:55] H
I am none other...
[08:57] K
Crap. If this gets any more out of hand...
[09:00] Gorio
Hanadori, I think you need
some help waking up.
[09:01] H
Let me go! Let me go!
[09:04] ---
Let me go!
[09:04] K
Wait! I'm so sorry!
[09:06] K
I'll take him home!
[09:09] Gorio
Calm down!
[09:14] H
Gorio...
[09:17] H
Gestöber said to wait!
SIGN Smack
[09:26] Gorio
Hanadori, you little...
[09:30] K
What do I do?
[09:43] H
Did you see that, Gorio?
[09:45] H
That's Gestöber's special move,
the Stealthy Ninja Blizzardwalk!
[09:49] H
It blocks any attack!
[09:51] ---
See? I'm unharmed!
[09:55] K
Hanadori...
[09:58] H
What's wrong, Gestöber?
[10:00] H
Why is your face so swollen?
[10:01] H
Who made Gestöber so ugly?
[10:05] H
Who did it?!
SIGN Smack
[10:07] K
You did!
[10:12] Sumiso
What's that?
[10:13] Yae
No idea.
[10:14] Sumiso
It feels like a good omen!
[10:20] K
I've shown him pity until now,
[10:22] ---
but now I'm totally done!
[10:24] K
No matter what anyone says,
I can't hang around Hanadori-kun.
[10:27] H
Gestöber!
[10:29] H
Wait, Gestöber!
SIGN Grab
[10:31] K
What are you do—
[10:32] H
Gestöber, I'm... I'm d... d-d-drunk...
[10:38] K
H-Hey, don't tell me...
[10:41] K
N-No!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[10:45] K
And so, to apologize for
all the trouble we caused,
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[10:50] ---
we spent the rest of winter
break working at Gorio's shrine.
[10:54] K
Damn it all!
[10:57] K
I never did get to study.
[10:59] K
What if I really do get held back?
[11:03] H
I'm having a surprisingly good
time learning how the normies live!
[11:07] H
Don't worry!
[11:08] H
I'll help you study!
[11:11] K
Shaddup.
[11:12] U
Live as your heart tells you, Seri-kun.
[11:14] H
Don't worry, Gestöber!
[11:15] K
Shut up and get lost!
[11:19] K
Do I not have a prayer this year, either?
[11:22] K
Dear God...
[11:25] K
It's so warm today...
[11:26] Girl
Koyuki-kun.
[11:28] ---
About the farewell party...
[11:30] Girl
Koyuki-kun?
[11:32] K
Oh, sorry. I was spacing out.
[11:34] ---
Read this.
SIGN Farewell Party Duties List
[11:35] K
Farewell party?
[11:36] K
That's right. It's the last semester.
[11:39] K
Once our upperclassmen graduate,
[11:41] ---
we'll be in our last year, too...
[11:44] K
I need to get my act together.
[11:46] K
My last year in high school...
[11:48] K
Actually...
SIGN Class 2-3 Koyuki Seri
SIGN Subject Score Class Average
[11:51] K
Can I even make it that far?
SIGN Modern Lit
Math II
Math B
English II
Chem
[11:55] K
There's still time!
[11:56] K
We still have the final exams!
[11:59] Sumiso
I hope we end up in the
same class, Koyuki-kun!
[12:05] K
I can't space out now!
[12:07] K
This time, I really need to make
sure nobody gets in my way!
[12:13] K
He's spacing out more than me.
[12:16] U
Hanadori, Seri-kun, Mogami-kun!
Let's have lunch!
[12:21] U
Hanadori?
[12:23] U
Is he dead?
[12:24] U
Hey, Hanadori. You said you wanted to
have buns at the school store, right?
[12:29] U
Once we're third-years, why don't I
propose that to the student council?
[12:43] U
Hey, get it together, Hanadori.
[12:46] Gorio
Well, if it isn't Hanadori.
[12:51] Gorio
You'd better not be up to
something just because
[12:54] ---
we third-years aren't gonna be
around to watch you anymore.
[12:57] U
Look, Hanadori! It's Gorio-senpai!
[13:15] Gorio
What's his problem?
[13:17] K
Hanadori-kun's been weird lately.
[13:22] M
But Kabu-dono is always weird.
[13:25] K
Well, yeah, but...
[13:27] U
He's not even interested in the things
he'd usually be all excited about.
[13:30] U
Did something happen?
[13:34] K
It's probably some new way of
getting me to pay attention to him.
[13:38] K
If he's finally being quiet,
let's just ignore him.
[13:40] U
We have to solve this mystery!
[13:42] U
In the name of Gestöber!
[13:44] U
Seri-kun, you're the only one
who can restore him to normal!
[13:48] ---
Huh?!
[13:49] U
First, let's ask around!
[13:51] ---
Hey!
[13:51] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[13:53] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai's acting weird?
[13:56] Hibiki
But Gestöber-senpai,
you're being even weirder...
[13:59] K
I got grabbed by some bad people...
[14:00] U
And thus Detective Seri-kun was born!
[14:02] M
You look so smart, Koyukichi-dono!
[14:05] K
What are you making me do?!
[14:06] K
Why don't you just talk to him
yourself, Tsukimiya-kun?
[14:09] K
You know this is ridiculous!
[14:11] U
That won't do, Seri-kun.
[14:13] U
I may be his friend, but that doesn't mean
I can pry about deep, personal problems.
[14:16] K
You do it to me all the time!
[14:19] U
So, Hibiki-kun, have you noticed
anything strange about Hanadori?
[14:24] Hibiki
Let me think...
[14:28] Hibiki
Could it be...
[14:29] ---
My nightly rituals to drive away bad luck
mistakenly came back upon Miguel-senpai?
[14:30] Hibiki
Bad luck, bad luck, go away!
[14:34] K
You do that every night?
[14:36] U
Sturmhut is a knight of the light
who was invaded by darkness.
[14:40] U
Maybe he tried to absorb
Hibiki-kun's bad luck for him...
[14:43] Hibiki
Oh, no! What should I do?
[14:45] K
Don't say that. He'll take you seriously!
[14:48] M
No!
[14:48] ---
There's also a possibility that
Kabu-dono's hair got tangled up
[14:52] ---
in the straw curse dolls I pound
into trees every night!
[14:54] K
Why the hell do you do that every night?
[14:56] M
Maybe my rivalry with Kabu-dono
made me do it unconsciously...
[15:00] K
Why do you trust yourself so little?
[15:03] M
How could I be so cruel?!
[15:04] M
That's a terrible thing to do,
even to Kabu-dono!
[15:07] M
Koyukichi-dono, please nail me to a cross!
[15:11] HIbiki
I'm sorry, Miguel-senpai!
[15:13] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[15:14] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai!
[15:16] K
Who are these people?
[15:16] ---
Koyukichi-dono!
[15:17] ---
Miguel-senpai!
[15:19] Sumiso
Hanadori-kun?
[15:21] ---
I'm afraid I don't know.
[15:22] Sumiso
I haven't seen him lately.
[15:24] K
Right, of course not. Sorry.
[15:26] Sumiso
But he must be so happy to have a friend
like you who really cares about him.
[15:33] Sumiso
You're so kind, Koyuki-kun!
[15:36] K
Sumiso-shan!
[15:39] Aitsu
Hanadori?
[15:41] ---
Does anyone know him better than you two?
[15:43] K
Right?
[15:45] K
As much as I hate to admit it...
[15:47] Aitsu
Maybe his dark destruction isn't going well?
[15:50] Aitsu
Or someone made fun of him?
[15:52] Aitsu
Beats me.
[15:53] K
I know I'm the one who asked,
[15:54] K
but I really don't care.
[15:56] K
I want to go home.
[15:57] Aitsu
Seri-kun, you didn't complain when
we were talking to Sumiso-san.
[16:02] Suzuran
Spring is the season of new
encounters and farewells.
[16:08] Suzuran
Perhaps Hanadori Kabuto is concerned about
his new class in the coming school year.
[16:13] K
Mogami-san?
[16:15] Suzuran
Or perhaps a more permanent farewell...
[16:18] Suzuran
Maybe his family is moving,
or fleeing in the night to escape debts.
[16:21] Suzuran
In either case, he'd be leaving Mitoya High.
[16:24] K
No way. That's too sudden...
[16:27] Suzuran
If that's the case,
[16:28] ---
there are far more pressing
issues than the farewell party.
[16:30] Suzuran
Perhaps, anyway.
[16:32] K
You are just guessing, right?
[16:34] Suzuran
Your petty problems aside,
where is Utsugi-sama?
[16:42] K
Damn it.
[16:44] K
I never did figure anything out.
[16:46] ---
And Tsukimiya-kun vanished, too.
[16:48] K
Nothing good comes from hanging with them.
[16:51] K
That's why I didn't want to be with—
[16:53] K
Huh?
[16:57] K
Hey, that's Hanadori-kun.
[17:15] K
I'm sure it was something really dumb...
[17:18] K
But it's rare to see him alone like that.
[17:23] K
He's not really transferring, is he?
[17:27] K
Maybe he's just upset he won't have any
enemies to fight when the third-years graduate.
[17:33] K
Or maybe he's working on some weird
speech to give at the farewell party...
[17:39] K
I'm doing it again!
This is just what they want!
[17:45] Sumiso
This may be rude of me to say,
[17:48] ---
but I don't think Hanadori-kun is the kind
of guy who can be friends with just anyone.
[17:54] Sumiso
Help him out, Koyuki-kun.
[17:58] K
If something's bugging him,
he should just say so.
[18:01] K
Like he always does.
[18:09] Teacher
Hanadori? Hanadori... Huh?
[18:12] Teacher
Hanadori came to school today, right, Koyuki?
[18:15] K
What? Oh, yeah.
[18:16] Teacher
Where'd he go?
[18:19] Kids
Hey, remember that Hanadori Kabuto
kid in our second-year class?
[18:23] ---
The dark... something or other?
[18:26] Kids
He transferred schools and couldn't fit in
or make friends, and because of that, he...
[18:34] Teacher
What's wrong, Koyuki?
[18:35] K
Uh, nothing...
[18:37] K
Wh-What did I just see?
[18:39] K
That's horrible!
[18:41] U
Seri-kun.
[18:42] U
Hanadori is on the roof.
[18:45] K
Did Tsukimiya-kun give me that vision?
[18:48] K
That's in really bad taste.
[18:50] U
Go quickly.
[18:52] U
Before something truly terrible happens.
[19:05] K
Hanadori-kun?
[19:09] H
Gestöber...
[19:11] H
How did you know I was here?
[19:13] K
What are you doing up here?
[19:14] K
He's crying. Don't tell me...
[19:17] ---
He's really transferring?
[19:20] K
H-Hey, listen...
[19:21] ---
I came to get you for the
farewell party rehearsal.
[19:24] K
We only have today.
[19:25] H
Rehearsal?
[19:26] H
I don't have time for that.
[19:29] K
What? Why?
[19:33] K
Wh-What's wrong?
[19:38] K
If something's bothering you, say it!
[19:40] K
You never worry about saying anything else!
[19:42] H
But... But...
[19:45] K
I'd rather you do that than you keep it
a secret and make me assume the worst!
[19:50] K
What happened? Tell me!
[19:52] H
O-Okay, I will, but...
[19:55] K
Spit it out!
[19:56] H
Gestöber... When are you going to study?
[20:01] H
You keep saying you will,
[20:03] ---
but your grades never go up.
[20:05] H
You've got bigger problems
than this farewell party, right?
[20:08] H
If you fail your finals,
you might get held back!
[20:13] H
You'll end up in the same class as Helius!
[20:15] Hibiki
Gestöber-senpa—
[20:17] Hibiki
Oops, you're not my senpai anymore!
[20:18] H
He might say that to you!
[20:21] H
Listen to me, Gestöber!
[20:22] H
And please don't get angry!
[20:24] H
I know you're a hard worker
and you care about what you do.
[20:27] H
But there's such a thing as priorities!
[20:30] H
Look!
SIGN Hanadori
Kabuto
SIGN XX University
YY University
ZZ University
[20:31] H
Even I got an A on the entrance exams
for the schools you want to go to!
[20:36] H
Even I got an A, but you're flunking!
[20:40] H
I don't want to say this...
[20:42] H
But I can't bear to see you
throwing your life away!
[20:46] H
So...
[20:47] ---
I've been agonizing over the best way to
tell you that without hurting your pride!
[20:54] H
My pride is in tatters!
SIGN Shred
SIGN Shred
SIGN Shred
SIGN Shred
SIGN Shred
SIGN Shred
[20:56] K
You think you're being nice?!
[20:57] H
But you told me to tell you!
[20:57] K
Whose fault do you think this is?!
[20:59] ---
You... You...
[21:02] K
If only you'd just left me alone to begin with!
[21:05] Hibiki
Calm down, Gestöber-senpai!
[21:07] M
Strip me naked, too, Koyukichi-dono!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:10] K
Hanadori-kun was literally
worried to tears about me!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[21:13] K
I'm jumping off the roof!
[21:16] K
And so I kept my head down
for the farewell party,
SIGN Tsukimiya's Special
Learn Math Through
Manga
SIGN Gestöber Level English
[21:19] K
and thanks to the special study materials
Hanadori-kun and Tsukimiya-kun gave me,
[21:23] K
I managed to not get held back.
[21:25] K
I hate to admit it, but this
is really easy to follow!
[21:30] K
Damn it all!
[23:08] (Flashback) H
Look!
SIGN Hanadori
Kabuto
SIGN XX University
YY University
ZZ University
[23:09] (Flashback) ---
Even I got an A on the entrance exams
for the schools you want to go to!
[23:14] K
Why's he taking the exams
for my schools, anyway?
SIGN Shiver
[23:20] K
Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
[23:26] Birds
No... How could you?
[23:28] Birds
If you want Amino-san back,
you'll have to beat me!
[23:31] Amino
Stop it, both of you!
[23:33] Birds
She's got a point!
[23:35] Birds
Yeah.
[23:35] Birds
Our battle is just beginning!
[23:37] ---
Yeah!
[23:38] Amino
No!
E11 - In the future
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SIGN Nurse's Office
SIGN Year 1 Year 2
SIGN Health Report Koyuki Seri
[00:07] K
This is great!
[00:08] K
I've gotten taller since last year!
[00:10] K
Now I probably don't need to worry about
Sumiso-san being taller than me, right?
[00:14] K
She's about 155 centimeters
tall, so probably...
[00:16] U
I'm glad you're so calm, Seri-kun.
[00:19] U
There's a rumor going around that
Sumiso-san's dating a tall first-year.
[00:26] H
Gestöber!
[00:28] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[00:29] K
It can't be...
[00:30] K
Sumiso-san, why?
[00:32] K
Who is that?
[00:33] U
A tall, handsome, manly, dependable guy...
[00:37] U
The complete opposite of you, huh?
[00:41] K
Why?
[00:42] K
Sumiso-san...
[00:43] K
It can't be... No!
[00:47] H
Gestöber!
[00:49] K
No!
[00:50] U
Seri-kun, this locker is open!
[00:52] K
A locker!
[00:54] H
Gestöber!
[00:55] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[00:56] Hibiki
Gestöber-senpai!
[00:59] K
I'm so glad this locker was here.
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Delusion 11
[02:32] U
Feeling better, Seri-kun?
[02:41] K
Oh, it was just a dream.
[02:42] U
This is totally real, Seri-kun.
[02:49] K
God, how could you do this to me?
[02:53] K
You can't take Sumiso-san from me!
She's all that keeps me going!
[02:56] H
Don't worry!
[02:57] H
You've got me, Gestöber.
[03:00] K
I'm not talking to you, God of Destruction.
[03:02] U
It's just a rumor.
[03:04] U
Why not ask her about it yourself?
[03:07] H
That's right, Gestöber!
[03:09] M
Koyukichi-dono!
[03:10] Hibiki
I'll be with you all the way,
Gestöber-senpai!
[03:18] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun!
[03:20] K
S-Sumiso-san, uh... I mean, um...
[03:29] K
Um...
[03:33] Sumiso
K-Koyuki-kun?
[03:39] U
You couldn't ask her, Seri-kun?
[03:41] U
Pretending you don't see anything
won't change the facts.
SIGN Ha ha
SIGN Ha ha
[03:45] H
What's wrong, Gestöber?
[03:46] H
Why are you so depressed?
[03:48] H
Is it that woman?
[03:49] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun!
[03:50] H
You're too good for her anyway!
[03:53] H
Fate is a real thing, you know.
[03:56] H
Like the fate that binds you and me!
[03:58] M
Wait, Kabu-dono!
[04:00] M
Koyukichi-dono may be upset
because he feels inferior.
[04:04] M
Worry not, Koyukichi-dono!
[04:06] M
You're cute and loved.
[04:08] M
Even if you're short or ugly,
[04:11] M
you still have value.
[04:13] U
That's right.
[04:14] U
Hot people only matter
because ugly people exist.
[04:18] H
It's okay!
[04:18] H
You're allowed to be a shrimp!
[04:21] K
Shoryu!
[04:25] U
Don't worry, Seri-kun.
[04:27] U
You can compensate for
your height with these boots.
[04:31] Teacher
Why are you sitting with your
arms around your knees, Koyuki?
[04:35] K
I'm not.
[04:37] ---
My legs are just so long,
there's nowhere else for them to go.
SIGN Ha ha
SIGN Ha ha
[04:44] K
I don't want to believe it.
[04:45] K
Sumiso-san can't have a boyf—
[04:48] U
I told you, just ask her!
[04:51] K
Just who was she smiling at like that?
[04:56] K
I hate him!
[04:57] K
I hate everything!
[04:58] K
Why are these guys the
only ones smiling at me?
[05:01] Girl
Hey, there was this totally hot guy
at the station the other day.
[05:04] Girl
I couldn't believe it!
[05:06] Girl
He was so hot, I couldn't even...
[05:08] K
Everybody only cares about looks...
[05:09] U
Listen, Seri-kun.
[05:11] K
They don't care about what's inside.
[05:13] ---
Just appearances!
[05:16] K
This world is shit.
[05:19] U
Calm down, Seri-kun!
[05:21] U
Sumiso-san never said any of that.
[05:24] U
If you've made up your mind
without even asking her,
[05:26] U
aren't you the one who doesn't
care what's inside her?
[05:28] K
H-He's right! I...
[05:31] U
And what's more,
[05:32] ---
people who think like that always assume
it's what's inside that makes them superior.
[05:37] U
But just what makes you so confident
about what you're like on the inside?
[05:40] U
Oh... I don't mean "you" specifically.
Lots of people are like that.
[05:44] U
But, I mean, if someone actually
saw inside you and said,
[05:47] ---
"Hey, that's nothing special.
This hottie I know is way better..."
[05:51] U
Then you'd have nothing left.
[05:54] U
So maybe you're just using
looks as a convenient excuse.
[05:58] U
Oh, and I don't mean "you" specifically!
[06:07] G
He barfed! Gestöber barfed!
[06:09] Hibiki
Gestöber-senpai barfed!
[06:11] M
Don't worry, Koyukichi-dono.
[06:13] M
I like you even if you barf.
[06:14] H
Gestöber, take my tissues!
[06:19] U
So now we're all going to come up with
a plan to help Seri-kun beat the hot guy.
[06:25] All
Yay!
[06:27] K
Just leave me be.
[06:30] Hibiki
So who is the hot guy?
[06:32] H
Supposedly a first-year.
[06:33] U
First, we need to learn more about him.
[06:37] U
Open wide, Hanadori!
[06:40] U
A lot of the time, it just turns
out to be her little brother.
[06:45] K
Her little brother?!
[06:49] K
If it were her little brother, there
wouldn't be rumors about them dating!
[06:52] H
Do you hate that guy, Gestöber?
[06:58] H
Understood. Don't worry.
[07:01] H
Your enemies are my enemies!
[07:04] H
I'll do something!
[07:05] ---
I'll show him who's the upperclassman here!
[07:08] K
What kind of senpai does that make you?
[07:10] H
So cheer up, Gestöber!
[07:12] K
Enough.
[07:13] Sumiso
So then...
[07:17] K
S-Sumiso-san!
[07:19] Sumiso
Oh? It's Koyuki-kun and his friends!
[07:22] Sumiso
What a coincidence!
[07:23] K
That's him!
[07:24] K
The tall, hot guy!
[07:26] H
Gestöber, you can't handle him! Get back!
[07:29] H
Huh, so you think you're tough, do ya?
[07:32] H
Wh-Who are you supposed to be?
[07:33] K
You're not even looking him in the eye, Senpai!
[07:35] K
Don't push yourself!
[07:36] Hatsuyuki
Masaki Hatsuyuki.
[07:38] Hatsuyuki
I'm a first-year at Middle School 5.
[07:40] H
O-Oh, yeah? Hmph!
[07:43] H
You heard the man, Gestöber!
[07:45] K
All you did was get his name, Senpai.
[07:47] K
But you tried your best. Thanks.
[07:49] Sumiso
So, Koyuki-kun, my friend here is...
[07:51] K
Your friend?!
[07:52] U
Calm down, Seri-kun. Don't overreact.
SIGN Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[07:57] K
What?! You're Gorio-senpai's little brother?
SIGN Little
Brother
[08:00] Hatsuyuki
Yes.
[08:03] K
All they have in common is
their height and that nasty glare.
SIGN Big Brother
[08:08] K
Genes sure play some scary tricks...
[08:13] H
Gorio and I were enemies
when he was still alive.
[08:16] H
It must be fate that drew you to me.
[08:20] Hatsuyuki
He's still alive.
[08:22] H
Listen, after his death...
[08:24] Hatsuyuki
He's alive.
[08:24] H
I, Miguel, the dark god of destruction,
took over the school!
[08:29] H
Remember that, Mini-Gorio!
[08:31] K
Mini-Gorio?
[08:32] K
No, what matters right now is
his relationship with Sumiso-san.
[08:36] K
What's she doing with Gorio's
brother? I want to know...
[08:37] Sumiso
See? They're a lot of fun, right?
[08:40] K
But I'm scared to ask. If she
tells me they're dating, I'll die.
[08:40] H
It seems you and I must do battle.
[08:43] H
Gestöber and I have been fighting to
protect Earth across countless lifetimes!
[08:45] ---
I don't stand a chance against him.
[08:48] K
But...
[08:51] Hatsuyuki
Um, my brother and
Kotoko-chan told me about you.
[08:55] K
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-Kotoko-chan?!
[08:58] Hatsuyuki
You're Miguel, the dark god of
destruction, a.k.a. Sturmhut-sama,
[09:03] Hatsuyuki
and the Hierophant of Ice, Gestöber-sama!
[09:06] Hatsuyuki
You're so cool!
[09:08] Both
Wha?
SIGN W h a
[09:09] Hatsuyuki
I'm... I'm a huge fan!
[09:12] Hatsuyuki
Do you think I have a destiny
from a past life, too?
[09:16] H
D-Do you?
[09:17] K
Huh? What's this guy's deal? Is he for real?
[09:20] H
I do sense a different fate between you
and me than I did with your brother.
[09:24] H
Could it be...
[09:25] Hatsuyuki
What? Really?!
[09:27] H
I-If you want, I can try shaking your hand.
[09:33] Hatsuyuki
Thank you!
[09:34] Hatsuyuki
What an honor! I can't believe it!
[09:37] K
I can't, either...
[09:38] H
Hey, this is no cause for celebration!
[09:40] H
War is a very serious thing!
[09:42] Hatsuyuki
Of course! I'll follow you anywhere!
[09:44] K
Forget about that! What about Sumiso-san?
[09:47] H
Next time we meet, I'll remember
your name from your old life!
[09:50] H
Mini-Gorio, I'm sure you
were my biggest supporter!
SIGN Yank
SIGN Yank
SIGN Yank
[09:55] K
Hey, don't take the hot guy's side!
[09:58] Hatsuyuki
Sturmhut-sama!
[09:59] H
W-Wait, Gestöber! Don't get the wrong idea!
[10:02] H
I didn't choose him because he's hot!
[10:05] H
It's what's inside that—
[10:06] K
What's inside, my ass!
[10:08] K
Don't give me that shit!
[10:10] K
If you betray me,
I'll literally have no one left!
[10:12] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun, calm down!
[10:14] U
Seri-kun, since when have you considered
Hanadori a core part of your identity?
[10:19] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, wasn't I
your number one student?
[10:21] M
You, beep-boop boy.
Calm Kabu-dono down at once.
[10:26] Sumiso
Actually, I've been friends with the
Masaki brothers since we were little.
[10:31] Sumiso
I'm sorry for telling him about you.
[10:34] Sumiso
I was just so happy to have someone
besides me who's rooting for you two.
[10:39] Sumiso
He's not my b-boyfriend or anything.
[10:43] K
Oh, thank God!
[10:45] U
That's why I told you to ask.
[10:47] U
But your obsession with Hanadori means
what's inside you is totally worthless.
[10:53] K
Shaddup!
[10:55] H
Gestöber's in love with me.
[10:57] Hatsuyuki
You two are so amazing!
[10:59] Hatsuyuki
I can't wait for you to remember
my name from my last life!
SIGN Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[11:01] H
I'm beginning to recall a distant memory!
[11:03] Hatsuyuki
Really?!
[11:04] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, what about me?
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[11:08] K
I felt like I'd lost to everything.
SIGN Hanadori
[11:16] U
We will now begin practicing
for college entrance interviews.
[11:23] U
Please come in.
[11:25] H
Thank you.
[11:27] H
It's an honor to be here today.
[11:37] U
Please be seated.
[11:39] All
Thank you.
[11:41] U
Let's begin with introductions from everyone.
[11:44] H
I'll start.
[11:47] H
I am Sturmhut,
the knight of light and darkness,
[11:51] ---
within whom dwells the dark
god of destruction, Miguel.
[11:53] H
The denizens of this world
call me Hanadori Kabuto.
[11:57] M
I am Mogami Kimikage.
[11:59] M
I've reunited with Koyukichi-dono,
from whom I was separated in grade school.
[12:03] M
I seek his punishment,
but he always spares me with kindness.
[12:07] M
I am a sinful oni.
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
[12:08] U
I'm Tsukimiya Utsugi, the interviewer.
[12:11] Hibiki
And I'm his assistant, Kimiya Hibiki.
[12:14] K
Um...
[12:15] U
What's the matter?
[12:16] U
You need to introduce yourself, too.
[12:19] K
I'm Koyuki Seri, from Mitoya High.
[12:24] U
Is that all?
[12:25] K
Yes.
[12:27] U
You're rejected, shorty!
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E
J
E
C
T
E
D
[12:30] K
Wh-What the...
[12:32] K
Did you just call me "shorty"?
[12:34] U
Interviews are serious business!
[12:35] U
Why do you think you're here?!
SIGN Rejected
[12:38] K
That's what I'd like to know! Why am I here?!
[12:39] K
I'm quietly trying my best
not to yell at anyone,
SIGN Guidance Office
[12:42] K
and suddenly I'm being interviewed!
[12:43] U
You'll never get into college if you
can't handle an impromptu interview!
[12:47] K
Say what?
[12:49] U
You have zero academic ability,
so you need to practice your interview skills.
[12:53] K
That's not true!
[12:54] K
And what's with this suit, anyway?
[12:56] K
Did he prepare this just for me?
[12:57] U
Did you forget, Seri-kun?
[12:58] U
I'm the treasurer of the student council,
and thus I control the budget.
[13:02] K
Hey, don't waste it on things like this.
[13:05] H
What's wrong, Gestöber?
[13:06] H
You should have more confidence
and talk about what makes you special.
[13:09] H
If you tell them how you're working toward
world peace as the Hierophant of Ice,
[13:14] H
they'll see the good in you,
no matter how bad you look.
[13:17] K
Who looks bad here?!
[13:18] K
Also, I refuse to do that!
[13:19] K
They'd kick me right out!
[13:21] M
Nonsense. There's nothing
but good in Koyukichi-dono.
[13:24] M
There's no need to use so many words.
[13:27] K
Yeah, the fewer the better
from someone who talks like you.
[13:29] H
You're just spoiling him!
SIGN GRRR
SIGN GRRR
SIGN GRRR
[13:31] ---
You're not thinking about
what's really best for Gestöber!
[13:34] K
And you're underestimating him, Kabu-dono!
[13:37] H
The hell'd you say?
[13:38] K
The hell'd you say?
[13:41] U
Okay, okay. Calm down.
[13:42] U
The interviewer just saw all of that.
[13:45] U
The interview begins the
moment you walk in the door.
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
SIGN Poop
[13:49] K
Hey, Reaper, what did you just write?
[13:52] U
Okay, I have a question for you all.
[13:54] U
Can you tell me why you chose our school?
[13:58] K
That's actually a normal question.
[14:00] K
Maybe this will actually be helpful...
[14:03] H
It is my destiny to protect this world,
[14:06] H
but its people have not
yet realized it's in danger.
[14:10] H
I seek an environment
where I can spread the word,
[14:13] H
and this university is ideal.
[14:15] M
I still have much to learn.
[14:17] M
I need someone to beat
the stupidity out of me,
[14:20] M
and I believe the professors at your
school are just the people for the job.
[14:24] U
I see. Thank you.
[14:26] U
Lastly, let's hear from shorty.
[14:29] K
You just called me "shorty" again. I heard that.
[14:31] U
Well?
[14:32] K
I've dreamed of being a teacher ever
since I was in elementary school,
[14:37] K
s-so I want to study at your school's
education department.
[14:42] U
I see.
[14:43] U
So what made you want to be a teacher?
[14:46] K
Huh? Um, well...
[14:48] K
My cousin was a teacher,
and I wanted to be like him.
[14:51] U
And what about him did
you find so engaging?
[14:55] ---
U-Um...
[14:57] K
Why do I keep getting the hard questions?
[14:59] K
These two are way worse than me.
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
SIGN God Poop Mask
[15:02] U
I see.
[15:04] U
So you don't have any kind of clear
ideas about being a teacher.
[15:08] U
And you think you can get into our
education department like that?
SIGN GRRR
[15:12] K
Damn it. He's laughing at me.
[15:14] U
Next, please tell us about any kind of
special talents or hobbies you might have.
[15:19] K
Special talents or hobbies?
[15:20] M
I play homemade Japanese stringed instruments
while repenting my failure as a human being.
[15:27] K
You do that much repenting?
Forgive yourself already.
[15:31] K
What should I say?
[15:32] K
I've got nothing, really.
[15:34] K
I'm not in any clubs...
[15:38] H
Gestöber, you know what to say!
[15:40] H
You know, the Stealthy Ninja Blizzardwalk!
[15:43] K
I haven't heard that one in a while!
[15:45] K
I still have no idea what
kind of skill it even is.
[15:47] K
I know you're trying to help,
in your own annoying way, but...
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
SIGN God Poop Mask
SIGN God Poop
[15:52] K
Damn it.
[15:53] K
I don't have anything good to say.
[15:56] K
Teaching really is my dream, though.
[15:58] H
I need to straighten up a bit.
[16:01] K
Are these guys going to be
like this the rest of their lives?
[16:05] K
I'm actually a little worried.
[16:08] H
Okay, lookin' good!
[16:09] K
I'm jealous that they don't seem worried...
[16:11] U
Do you have anything, Hanadori-kun?
[16:14] H
Me?
[16:15] H
Well...
[16:17] H
I do have one thing to show you.
[16:20] H
I can do a little Nanjing Lily.
[16:22] K
Traditional performance art?!
[16:23] K
Why do you have a talent like that?!
[16:25] H
I learned it for shows when I was in my band.
[16:29] K
No way...
[16:30] K
What the hell kind of band was Dead Bull?
[16:33] H
Looky here, looky here!
Looky, looky, looky here!
[16:37] H
Look, it's the Nanjing Lily!
[16:41] H
Flip it over, flip it over,
[16:45] H
and it turns into Gestöber!
[16:49] K
They love it!
[16:51] ---
I just...
SIGN Mitoya High School
[16:52] Tokimune
felt the wave energy
of Miguel's Nanjing Lily!
[16:56] Cop
Hey, you there...
[16:58] Tokimune
Let me go!
[16:59] ---
Do you know how many years it's been
since I've seen Miguel's Nanjing Lily?
[17:00] Cop
Right, right. Knock it off.
[17:03] Tokimune
Let me see it... Miguel's Nanjing Lily...
[17:08] Cop
You just like saying that, don't you?
[17:10] Tokimune
Miguel!
[17:13] K
I think I just heard something...
[17:15] U
Is there anything else?
[17:17] H
Well, I can also do a little
bit of singing, sutra-copying,
[17:21] H
and ballroom dancing.
[17:24] H
My interests right now
are aquariums and kabuki.
[17:27] K
You're kidding me.
[17:28] K
That sounds so aristocratic...
[17:30] H
I'd love to try horseback riding,
too, but horses scare me.
[17:33] K
Are you an aristocrat?!
SIGN God
[17:37] M
How about tea ceremony
and calligraphy, Kabu-dono?
[17:37] K
That's way too many hobbies!
[17:38] K
Is he really doing all that?
[17:40] H
I'd love to try them.
[17:42] M
Martial arts are great, too.
[17:42] K
No, given how much trouble he
has communicating with others,
[17:44] M
I'd love to learn Japanese drums, myself.
[17:46] ---
it won't be easy for him to...
[17:47] U
All right, please share any ambitions you
might have for your time at our school.
[17:51] K
Ambitions? Um, um...
[17:54] U
Don't show the interviewer your butt, shorty.
[17:59] K
I want to use my experiences in high school
to become a teacher that students can trust,
[18:04] K
a-and live a peaceful campus life
unperturbed by annoying classmates.
[18:10] K
I feel terrible saying that.
[18:12] K
What should I do?
[18:14] K
I realized I don't have any real ambitions.
[18:17] K
At some point, I just fixated on finding a
better place than where I am right now.
[18:22] K
Wait, but...
[18:24] K
Maybe I'm lucky to realize my weakness.
[18:27] K
Compared to this guy who's never grown
out of being a dark god of destruction...
[18:31] H
Certainly.
[18:32] H
In this economy, a certification
or a degree isn't enough to get by.
[18:38] H
It really concerns me to see
so many of my upperclassmen
[18:42] H
fall so far into student loan debt that
they have to live at home to repay it.
[18:47] ---
They choose whatever job pays the
most and give up on their dreams,
[18:51] H
and in their despair, they tell themselves
everything is fine and lose their inner child.
[18:57] H
So I want to set clear goals for myself and
strive toward them while I'm still in school.
[19:05] H
Being a "good kid," doing what you're told
and fitting in, may be what society wants.
[19:11] H
But it doesn't make you the kind of
person who can change society,
[19:15] H
because you'll never be
extraordinary that way.
[19:19] H
Unfortunately, the world
may not always be at peace.
[19:23] H
So even if I never really do fit in,
I hope young people share my concerns.
[19:30] H
I want to be able to decide for myself
who I should and shouldn't listen to.
[19:36] H
And I want to share the way
I feel with lots of people.
[19:40] H
I know for a fact that when everyone
remembers their mission in life,
[19:46] H
they have the power to change the world.
[19:48] H
And that the world is always with them.
[19:51] H
And that someday, they won't be able
to deny the vibrations of their soul.
[19:56] H
Remember, sheeple!
[19:58] H
You weren't always sheeple!
[20:00] H
You aren't in chains at all!
[20:03] H
That's what I to share with people
[20:05] H
to wake their hearts from their slumber.
[20:10] K
Why are you shining?!
[20:11] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai!
[20:11] M
Koyuki-dono!
[20:13] K
Since when were you so woke?!
Why are you thinking about all that?!
[20:15] H
What's wrong? I-I'm sorry, Gestöber!
[20:16] K
Do you enjoy making me worry?!
[20:18] K
And halfway through, you totally
stopped making any sense!
[20:21] H
Strong light needs deep darkness
as its counterpart.
[20:24] H
Don't worry.
[20:25] ---
Even if you flunk your entrance
exams or end up unemployed,
[20:28] H
or get corrupted and fall to
the bottom of the social ladder,
[20:30] H
I'll be with you!
[20:33] K
Damn it all!
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
God Poop Mask
God Poop Mask
God Poop Mask
[20:34] M
Worry not, Koyukichi-dono!
[20:36] M
If you're broke, you can always live with me.
SIGN Hanadori Koyuki Mogami
God Poop Mask
God
God
[20:39] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, if I stay by Gestöber-senpai,
[20:42] Hibiki
can I shine, too?
[20:43] K
What does that even mean, Grim Reaper?!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[20:47] U
I hope your school life here
pays off for you, Seri-kun.
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
[20:50] Teacher
Go home already!
[20:53] K
Wait, they were talking about
people who could beat
[20:55] K
the stupidity out of them, and who
they could share their ideas with...
[20:59] K
Don't tell me...
[21:01] K
No, that's impossible.
[21:03] K
And so my darkness grew deeper...
[21:07] Tokimune
As fellow beings of darkness,
let's be friends...
[21:11] Tokimune
"Gestöber."
[21:12] K
I'm not one of you.
[21:14] K
Stop following me!
[21:15] K
Hello, is this the police?
SIGN What was your name that I heard when I was young?
[22:52] K
Me? Koyuki Seri-kun.
SIGN What was your name that I heard when I was young?
[22:56] H
Hanadori Ka...
SIGN Huh? What?
SIGN What was your name that I heard when I was young?
[23:05] U
You're talking to a little kid?
[23:07] U
I called the cops!
SIGN What was your name that I heard when I was young?
SIGN Shikimi
[23:12] Tokimune
You dare speak to me?
[23:15] Tokimune
I'll crunch you like this cracker!
[23:20] Tokimune
Yes. My name is...
[23:22] Tokimune
Tokimune Shikimi!
SIGN Hanadori
Line
[23:25] K
Congratulations on finishing the project!
SIGN Hanadori
Line
SIGN Hanadori
Line
[23:27] K
It was like watching your kid's recital!
SIGN Hanadori
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
[23:29] H
My kid? G-Gestöber, do you want to have my...
SIGN Koyuki
Line
SIGN Tsukimiya
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
[23:31] K
Not another word!
SIGN Mogami
Line
SIGN Kimiya
Line
SIGN Mogami
Line
SIGN Tsukimiya
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
[23:32] K
The next episode will be the last one.
SIGN Kimiya
Line
SIGN Mogami
Line
SIGN Tsukimiya
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
SIGN Hanadori
Line
[23:34] H
Yup.
[23:35] H
So, how's it coming?
[23:36] K
Can anybody here draw keyframes?!
SIGN Hanadori
Line
SIGN Koyuki
Line
E12 - secret room
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[00:02] K
The snow's been coming down all day.
[00:05] K
It's a sea of white out there.
[00:08] Teacher
Hanadori? Hey, Hanadori!
[00:11] Teacher
Is he absent today?
[00:14] K
I'm sure he's just waiting to make
another dramatic entrance...
[00:19] H
Sorry I'm so late.
[00:22] H
What's with the weather?
[00:24] H
This blizzard...
[00:25] H
It'd better not be that
Gestöber guy showing off.
SIGN A Destructive God Sits Next to Me
SIGN Delusion 12
[02:02] H
I'm late because of this bliz—
I mean, because of Gestöber.
[02:06] K
What? What's happening?
[02:07] K
Why's he blaming me?
[02:08] H
What kind of name is Gestöber, anyway?
[02:12] H
Just call yourself Koyuki.
[02:13] K
You're the one who came up with it!
[02:16] M
Kabu-dono, I dare say I agree!
[02:19] K
You dare say?
[02:20] M
Koyukichi-dono, no...
Koyukichi-dummy is being a jerk.
[02:24] K
Did you really just say that?
[02:25] U
Seri-kun, Seri-kun...
[02:27] U
You stray cat!
[02:29] U
Go for a run with a fish in your mouth!
[02:31] K
What kind of insult is that?
[02:32] Teacher
Hey, now. Are you guys having a fight?
[02:34] Teacher
All right, people! Get ready
for first period, and don't be late.
[02:38] K
What's with everyone?
[02:41] H
Wimp.
[02:42] M
Baby monkey.
[02:43] U
Go eat a dried sardine.
[02:45] H
Let's go.
[02:46] M
He's so lame.
[02:50] K
Huh? What's going on?
[02:52] K
Did everyone's personality change?
[02:58] K
It's a relief to not have them
on my back all the time,
[03:01] K
but this is also really annoying.
[03:04] K
What's gotten into them today?
SIGN H
M
P
H
[03:07] H
Sheesh.
[03:09] M
This is exhausting.
[03:11] K
That's them!
[03:13] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai!
[03:14] K
Hibiki-kun, too?
[03:14] H
Oh, Helius!
[03:16] Hibiki
How's the plan going?
[03:18] H
It's going well.
[03:18] K
Plan? What plan?
[03:20] H
Gestöber has been completely
fooled by our perfect acting.
[03:24] H
What about you, Helius?
[03:27] Hibiki
I just finished the baking in home ec class!
[03:30] H
Good. We're counting on you.
[03:32] Hibiki
Right!
[03:32] H
How's work coming on the site, Mogami?
[03:34] M
Still putting together the decorations.
[03:37] M
My brush isn't as fast as I'd like it to be.
[03:39] H
Will it be done by the time school's over?
[03:41] H
I can help.
[03:42] M
I'm doing this for Koyukichi-dono.
[03:44] M
I'll do whatever it takes.
[03:46] U
I'm sure Seri-kun will love it!
[03:48] Hibiki
I hope he has a good time.
[03:50] H
Of course!
[03:51] H
We're throwing him a surprise birthday party!
[03:55] K
Huh? For me?
[03:57] U
What should we shout when he comes in?
[03:59] H
Well, February 22nd is
National Meow Meow Day, so...
[04:04] H
Meow, meow, meow! Happy b-day, meow!
[04:08] H
How about that?
[04:08] Hibiki
How cute!
[04:10] K
They're planning a party for me?
[04:12] K
Should I not be hearing this?
[04:14] M
When do we do the party popper?
[04:16] H
Well, I got the mega-blast kind
that takes two people to fire.
[04:18] All
Here we go!
SIGN B
SIGN o
SIGN o
SIGN o
SIGN m
[04:21] K
If someone set that off on me
without warning, I'd die of shock.
[04:24] K
Where did you even get that?
[04:27] K
Is this plan okay?
[04:28] K
Is this birthday going to be my last?
[04:31] Hibiki
Next up will be Mask-senpai's koto.
[04:33] M
Yes, I'll play the koto I made myself.
[04:37] H
And I'll sing "Happy Birthday."
[04:39] Hibiki
And I'll come in with the cake!
[04:41] U
Then we'll all hold up our cards
while I hold up the sign!
SIGN Gotcha!
SIGN H
SIGN A
SIGN P
SIGN P
SIGN Y
SIGN B-
SIGN D
SIGN A
SIGN Y
[04:46] K
You don't have enough hands for that!
[04:48] K
There's only four of you, right?
[04:49] K
How can you even hold up signs when
your hands are full of other stuff?
[04:53] H
I'm so excited!
[04:53] K
This plan is seriously flawed!
[04:55] Hibki
He'll be so surprised!
[04:55] K
Somebody notice! Like Tsukimiya-kun!
[04:57] K
He's cracking up.
[04:58] K
He's noticed, but he's enjoying it!
[05:01] H
And that's where the meanie act
we've been doing all day comes in.
[05:05] U
Yeah.
[05:06] U
I'm sure Seri-kun will burst out laughing.
SIGN Bwa
SIGN ha
SIGN ha
SIGN ha
SIGN ha
[05:08] K
Bwahahaha!
[05:10] K
So it was all an act, huh?
[05:12] K
You really got me!
[05:13] K
Fantastic!
[05:14] H
I can't wait to see him laughing!
[05:17] K
Hey, I'm the birthday boy!
Don't make my life harder!
[05:19] K
I'm not the laughing type!
[05:21] M
But still, to harden my heart and be cruel
to Koyukichi-dono for the sake of a surprise...
[05:28] H
What? Are you chickening out?
[05:30] M
I feel so bad...
[05:32] ---
I feel so bad that I'm going to pee myself!
[05:35] Hibiki
Mask-senpai, are you okay?
[05:37] K
You don't have to feel bad. Just go.
[05:39] U
The problem now is how we get
Seri-kun to the party after school.
[05:44] U
He'll be suspicious if we can't
come up with a good ruse, right?
[05:48] Hibiki
Aw, I didn't think of that!
[05:50] K
That's step one!
[05:51] H
I know.
[05:52] ---
Why don't we leave a trail of
canned tuna leading to the party?
[05:53] K
Ooh, canned tuna! And here's more!
[05:57] H
Gestöber has to like fish, right?
[06:00] K
Screw you!
[06:01] K
You're totally making fun of me, aren't you?
I've been noticing this trend.
[06:05] H
And...
[06:07] H
If I call Gestöber in my heart,
I know he'll hear me.
[06:11] H
He always does.
[06:17] H
When I called for Gestöber
in my heart after the festival,
[06:22] H
he came to me!
[06:23] K
I didn't know that,
but now I wish I hadn't gone.
[06:26] U
Okay, let's bet on you calling
him with your heart again.
[06:30] All
Yeah!
[06:30] K
Don't! That's a stupid plan!
[06:31] K
Come up with a real one if you're serious!
[06:33] K
Don't blame me when I don't come!
[06:35] K
If I do, Hanadori-kun will
let it go to his head again!
[06:38] U
Let's make this a success!
[06:40] H
I can't wait!
[06:41] M
It's so exciting!
[06:43] Hibiki
Don't forget your presents!
[06:45] H
My present is amazing!
[06:45] K
But they're so excited about it...
[06:47] Hibiki
So's mine!
[06:47] K
Do I have to go?
[06:48] M
So's mine, too!
[06:49] K
What do I do?!
[06:53] Teacher
The snow's gonna get worse,
so no staying after school today.
[06:58] Teacher
Go straight home.
[06:59] All
Okay!
SIGN PSST
SIGN PSST
SIGN PSST
[07:10] M
Wh-What do we do, Kabu-dono?
Koyukichi-dono is leaving!
SIGN PSST
[07:13] H
Shh! We can't let him find out!
SIGN PSST
[07:15] H
Believe in Gestöber and proceed as planned!
SIGN PSST
[07:17] K
What's going on here?
[07:19] K
If I don't come, are they going
to wait in the snow forever?
[07:22] K
Am I being tested?
[07:24] K
On my birthday?
[07:27] K
Oh, right!
[07:29] K
I forgot something!
[07:31] K
I think it's in the sewing room.
[07:34] K
I guess I'll go get it after I deliver
the class log to the staff office.
SIGN Class Log
[07:38] M
I-It's a miracle, Kabu-dono!
[07:40] H
I told you that if I called him
in my heart, he'd hear it!
[07:43] K
I heard it directly!
[07:45] M
Hurry! Hurry!
[07:51] K
Well, whatever.
[07:52] K
I can play along, I guess.
[07:54] K
I've never had a surprise party.
[07:57] K
I suppose I can let them throw one for me.
SIGN Sewing Room
[08:01] K
But... when do I go in?
[08:05] K
Should I make loud footsteps?
[08:08] K
I'm scared of that party popper...
[08:10] K
Why do I have to go through all this?!
[08:15] M
K-Koyukichi-dono!
SIGN W
A
A
A
H
SIGN W
A
A
A
H
[08:17] M
Koyukichi-dummy!
[08:18] M
Wh-Wh-What? You wanna come in here, huh?
[08:21] M
Wh-Wh-Who said you could?
[08:24] K
C-Calm down, Mogami-kun!
[08:25] K
You'll pee yourself! You'll pee yourself!
[08:26] K
You're making this even harder on me!
[08:28] K
I-I'm going to the bathroom...
SIGN S M A S H
SIGN S M A S H
[08:47] K
H-Hibiki-kun?
[08:49] Hibiki
W-W-We were gonna have a pie-throwing contest!
[08:52] M
Yes, that's right...
[08:55] Hibiki
I'm sorry!
[08:57] Hibiki
Mask-senpai will eat this whole pie!
[09:00] H
What's wrong, Helius?
[09:02] Hibiki
I'm sorry, Miguel-senpai!
[09:04] Hibiki
Gestöber-senpai is...
[09:10] H
Gestöber?!
[09:11] K
U-Uh, I...
[09:13] H
Let's stick to what's left of the plan!
[09:17] H
Mogami, play your koto!
[09:19] M
I can't see.
[09:20] Hibiki
It's all my fault!
[09:22] H
Don't cry, Helius! This is a party!
[09:24] M
No, Kabu-dono! You can't tell him it's a party.
[09:26] H
Oh, no! Darn it!
[09:27] M
My eyes! My eyes!
[09:28] H
Get a hold of yourselves, guys!
[09:29] K
What am I supposed to do?
[09:31] H
Let's just do it!
[09:32] H
Here we go!
[09:33] ---
Meow, meow, meow! Happy b-day!
[09:41] H
Helius, it's okay. Come on.
I'll give you some candy later.
[09:46] M
What about the party popper?
[09:47] H
Just play your koto!
SIGN Pluck
SIGN Pluck
SIGN Pluck
SIGN Pluck
SIGN Sob
SIGN Sob
SIGN Sob
SIGN Sob
SIGN Haha
SIGN Haha
[10:00] K
Tsukimiya!
[10:01] U
Now the signs!
[10:02] U
Hold them up!
[10:03] M
Where are they?
[10:04] U
Ready, and...
[10:05] All
Happy birthday, Gestöber-senpai!
[10:05] All
Happy birthday, Gestöber!
[10:05] All
Happy birthday, Seri-kun!
[10:05] All
Happy birthday, Koyukichi-dono!
SIGN Birth
SIGN Da
SIGN Hap
SIGN Y
[10:08] K
I knew you didn't have enough hands...
[10:10] K
What does "Birthdahapy" mean?
[10:29] H
It's ruined.
[10:31] H
All of it.
[10:33] H
Nothing went right.
[10:37] H
We worked so hard and
made all these plans, but...
[10:43] H
There's nothing fun about this.
[10:48] H
Why do I have to hurt like this?
[10:51] H
Why do I have to feel this way?
[10:55] H
I just wanted to have a fun party!
[10:58] H
So why did my day turn out like this?!
[11:01] K
Because your plan was shit!
[11:04] K
I'm sorry for having my
birthday on a day like today!
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
SIGN RIP Koyuki
[11:10] K
And so we all agreed never
to speak of this day again,
[11:15] K
and my soul felt as frozen
as the blizzard outside.
[11:18] U
I had a great time!
[11:22] H
Welcome home, Gestöber.
[11:24] H
Do you want dinner first? Or a bath?
[11:26] H
Or...
[11:28] H
Miguel?
[11:29] H
Just kidding!
SIGN Several Days Earlier
[11:35] (Flashback) U
The bathroom and toilet
should really be separate.
[11:38] (Flashback) H
What are you talking about?
[11:40] (Flashback) U
A place where the toilet's in one
room and the bath's in another.
[11:43] (Flashback) U
For a student living on their own,
having a dedicated bathroom is nice,
[11:47] (Flashback) U
but when you have roommates,
you want some privacy, right?
[11:50] K
Roommates... Am I going to have roommates?
[11:50] (Flashback) H
I want a place where
Cerberus can live with me!
[11:53] (Flashback) U
Want to rent a whole house together?
[11:54] K
Just out of the blue?
[11:55] (Flashback) H
Oh, great idea!
[11:57] (Flashback) H
The Migeowa House!
[11:58] K
Where'd the "owa" come from?!
[12:01] U
Remember when we talked about that?
[12:03] U
So now we're here to look at a model house!
SIGN Model
SIGN Model
[12:08] K
Wait, wait, wait! Why am I here?
[12:10] K
What are you even talking about?
[12:12] K
Why are we looking at a house right now?
[12:14] U
Aw, don't be silly.
[12:15] U
If by some miracle you get into college,
you'll be living alone, right?
[12:19] U
'Cause of the distance.
[12:20] K
By some miracle?!
[12:21] K
If I'm living alone,
this has nothing to do with me!
[12:25] K
I don't know about you guys, though.
[12:27] U
It's a three-story, four-bedroom
model home all set for viewing.
[12:33] K
Wait...
[12:33] U
I know the landlord, and he's
letting us take a tour.
[12:36] K
Hey, why am I here?
[12:39] K
I've got a bad feeling ab—
[12:42] U
Don't be arrogant, Seri-kun!
[12:44] U
You didn't even try to
walk here on your own.
[12:47] U
Don't think you can live on your own!
[12:49] K
I don't even know what you're talking about...
[12:51] K
And don't lock the door like that.
[12:53] K
If I'd wanted to come, I would have walked!
[12:55] K
Operative word being "if"!
[12:56] H
It's okay, Gestöber.
[12:59] H
We're not moving in today or anything.
[13:01] H
We're just taking a tour.
[13:02] H
A tour!
[13:04] K
I know that.
[13:05] K
You're really insulting me.
[13:07] K
What I mean is...
[13:08] K
No!
[13:09] H
That's right!
[13:09] H
We've come here to get an idea of the kind
of place we'll all be sharing in college!
[13:15] H
Think of it as the secret base of
the dark god of destruction group!
[13:20] K
I knew it!
[13:21] K
I had no idea what they were talking about,
[13:23] K
but now I see where this is going!
[13:26] H
We did that mock interview,
[13:28] H
so now we're doing mock college life!
[13:30] K
No, no... No way.
[13:31] H
Here's the layout.
[13:32] K
No way, no how!
[13:33] K
Maybe, just maybe,
[13:33] U
Let's start with the first floor!
[13:35] ---
I'd be willing to go to an open campus
or even look into a student dorm.
[13:38] K
But sharing a house?
[13:40] U
The first floor is a single room.
[13:41] U
Maybe it's the guest room?
[13:42] H
So fancy!
[13:43] H
I know! This can be Cerberus's room!
[13:47] Hibiki
Wow, he'll be living in luxury!
[13:49] M
Isn't that nice, Berus-dono?
[13:51] K
I had an inkling this was coming,
but do these guys...
[13:54] K
Do they think they're not only going to
college with me, but living with me, too?
[14:01] K
We haven't even taken entrance exams!
It's too early for all this!
[14:03] K
Be serious!
[14:05] K
Why won't the door open?
[14:06] K
Hey, someone open up!
[14:08] K
I wanted to be rid of them and enjoy
a new life after graduation...
[14:12] M
Koyukichi-dono, Koyukichi-dono!
[14:14] M
According to this, the bathroom
is on the second floor.
[14:17] M
I'd like to have a waterfall
come down from the window.
[14:19] M
Could you help foot the water bill?
[14:23] K
No, and not just because of the water bill.
[14:25] H
There's no room for Mogami.
SIGN H
M
P
H
[14:27] H
The four rooms are for Gestöber,
me, Tsukimiya, and Cerberus!
[14:32] K
That's awful.
[14:33] K
I'm not living here, so he can have mine.
[14:34] U
Want to live in Cerberus's old dog house?
SIGN Cerberus
[14:37] K
That's really mean.
[14:38] K
Give him Cerberus's room.
[14:40] Mogami
If you insist, Koyukichi-dono...
[14:42] K
I don't.
[14:43] Mogami
If you insist...
[14:45] K
Go on. Get in there.
[14:47] K
Sit, Fido.
[14:49] K
Not saying that.
[14:50] K
Don't make that noise!
[14:51] M
Berus-dono, can I live in your dog house?
[14:55] H
Cerberus is so kind.
[14:57] K
Oh, jeez...
[14:58] Hibiki
Isn't that nice, Mogami-senpai?
[14:59] K
If I want to get away from these guys,
I'll have to go to a school really far away.
[15:03] K
But then...
[15:04] Sumiso
Koyuki-kun!
[15:05] K
Where is Sumiso-san going after graduation?
[15:08] U
Hanadori, what will you do
if Seri-kun brings a girl home?
[15:12] K
Don't say weird things. He'll get all sulky.
[15:16] H
Gestöber? Get a girlfriend?!
[15:18] H
No way!
[15:20] K
I'll kill you!
[15:21] K
You're one to talk!
SIGN I can't believe how happy I am...
SIGN Seri & —— @ forever
[15:23] U
If Seri-kun ever did get a girlfriend,
he's the kind of guy
[15:26] U
who'd get super excited about it
and make a joint social media account.
[15:30] U
Then, when they break up, he'll black out
his icon and post, "We broke up"!
SIGN We broke up
[15:36] U
I'll mash the like button when that happens!
[15:38] K
Stop it! I'm about to get pissed!
[15:39] H
Forget that. Let's go to the second floor.
[15:42] H
That's where the common spaces are,
so we'll be spending most of our time there.
[15:45] Hibiki
Can I come over to hang out, too?
[15:47] H
Of course!
[15:48] H
Gestöber, I'll cook for you.
[15:51] H
Miguel's special miso soup is nice and warm!
[15:55] K
The dark god of destruction is so domestic.
[15:57] K
Did he forget his actual job?
[16:01] H
A kitchen with a breakfast counter!
[16:04] H
Here you guys go.
[16:06] H
It's just leftovers, but enjoy!
[16:08] ---
Yay!
[16:09] All
Let's eat!
[16:12] H
You're still growing students, after all.
[16:15] H
I want to feed you lots.
[16:17] K
What, you're not a student, too?
[16:19] K
Why are you acting like a mom?
[16:21] H
When Daddy Gestöber comes home,
let's open this special canned crab for him.
[16:24] Hibiki
I can't wait for Daddy to come home!
[16:24] K
I'm the dad? Canned crab?
[16:27] U
There he is! It's Daddy Gestöber! Welcome home!
[16:30] Hibiki
Daddy Gestöber!
[16:30] K
We're just playing house at this point...
[16:31] M
Father!
[16:34] H
Look, Daddy! Canned crab!
[16:36] Hibiki
I want some, too!
[16:37] U
Me, too!
[16:38] All
Crab! Crab! Crab!
[16:38] K
Why are you all so excited, damn it?!
SIGN Balcony
SIGN 4.5-mat room
SIGN 6-mat room
SIGN Loft
SIGN 5-mat room
SIGN Balcony
[16:42] H
Next is the third floor,
[16:43] H
where we have our private rooms!
[16:45] H
There's a 6-mat room,
a 5-mat room, and a 4.5-mat room.
[16:50] H
But, well...
[16:52] H
I think it's only fair to decide who gets
the bigger rooms based on height.
[16:56] K
So I get the 4.5-mat room, huh?
[16:58] K
I knew. That's the kind of guy you are.
[17:02] H
Gestöber, look! A loft bed!
[17:04] H
You could fit in the space under it!
[17:07] K
Why? I'd rather have my own room.
[17:09] K
Let Mogami-kun stay there.
[17:11] H
If I install shelving here,
I can safely store Gestöber!
[17:15] K
Why do I need to be stored like some... thing?!
[17:17] U
Seri-kun, that was a weak comeback!
[17:20] Hibiki
I brought some snacks!
[17:22] Mogami
Koyukichi-dono, you can sit on me.
SIGN G L O O M
[17:28] Mogami
Koyukichi-dono, sink all the way
into the tub and warm up.
[17:32] Mogami
I'll wash your back later.
[17:36] K
He stuffed me into the tub.
[17:37] K
If there was water in here,
wouldn't I be dead?
[17:40] Mogami
I'll just bathe in your bathwater
once you're done.
[17:43] U
Okay, Seri-kun, open up!
[17:47] U
You need to brush your teeth before bed!
[17:50] K
S-Stop! I can do it myself!
[17:53] K
I know you're going to ram it down my throat!
[17:55] U
Time to get clean!
[17:59] K
I'm so tired...
[18:00] K
I can't remember the last time I yelled—
talked so much in my own head.
[18:04] H
Gestöber stole my bed...
[18:07] H
My bed... Wah...
[18:07] K
There's no way I can live with these people.
[18:11] H
Gestöber...
[18:12] K
I know! I'll go to school overseas!
[18:16] U
Even though you can't
speak a word of English?
[18:20] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai, how about we break out
the futons and have a pajama party?
[18:24] K
I won't let them play on
my sympathies anymore.
[18:27] Mogami
You can't bring up pajama parties
around Koyukichi-dono.
[18:29] Mogami
Because...
[18:30] K
I won't yell at them,
even in my own head.
[18:32] H
Okay, let's all take a nap!
[18:35] K
Why is your eye mask lopsided?!
[18:37] U
Seri-kun, what did you
just say you wouldn't do?
[18:39] H
I'll sleep on one side of Gestöber,
and Helius can sleep on the other.
[18:43] Hibiki
I'd rather sleep next to you, Miguel-senpai.
[18:46] Mogami
Then I'll be Koyukichi-dono's futon myself!
[18:48] K
No!
[18:49] K
If I live in this house, I'll...
[18:56] K
I'll kill them all!
[18:57] K
I-I finally did it...
[19:00] K
No! My life is ruined!
[19:00] H
Okay, let's all have a lot
of fun living together!
[19:03] ---
Yeah!
[19:06] H
Of course, it'd be wonderful if days
like this could continue forever.
[19:26] U
Well, it's just the order of things.
[19:28] U
Nothing lasts forever.
[19:31] U
Everything always changes.
[19:33] M
Not even Koyukichi-dono and I
could remain the same forever.
[19:37] Hibiki
B-But I want to be with
Miguel-senpai forever...
[19:40] M
Helius, you fool! We all promised not to cry!
[19:44] Hibiki
B-But you're crying too, Miguel-senpai...
[19:59] H
I thought I could always be with
Gestöber and the rest of you.
[20:04] H
I wanted to try and live together.
[20:07] H
So I dragged you all here...
[20:09] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai...
[20:11] K
Wh-What is this?
[20:13] H
Gestöber, you may not remember
everything from our past life,
[20:19] H
but our time together will
one day come to an end.
[20:22] H
For now, I want you to focus on what we have
[20:24] H
so that, when it's over, you'll have no regrets.
[20:26] H
But I've always enjoyed my time with you.
[20:32] H
Thank you, Gestöber.
[20:34] K
Wh-What? Are you going
somewhere, Hanadori-kun?
[20:39] K
What? Did something happen?
[20:42] K
Did he... Did he drag us
all here to say goodbye?
[20:50] H
Nope, I'm not going anywhere!
[20:53] H
Surprised?
[20:54] H
Don't worry, Gestöber!
[20:56] H
I'll always be by your side!
[20:59] Hibiki
Can I be with you too, Miguel-senpai?
[21:01] H
Of course!
[21:02] M
I'll be here too, Koyukichi-dono!
[21:04] U
Isn't that great, Hanadori?
[21:06] H
I was a little worried that you
might not actually care about me,
[21:11] H
because you're always so gloomy and mean.
[21:14] H
I thought that maybe if you
believed it would end someday,
[21:17] ---
you'd start to care about
the time you had with me.
[21:20] H
So I played a little trick on you!
[21:23] K
I'll end it right now!
[21:26] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai!
[21:27] U
Oh, dear...
[21:28] K
Damn it all.
[21:29] K
I thought this was the last episode.
[21:31] U
But it's true that nothing
stays the same forever.
[21:35] U
You can't be "friends forever" for eternity.
[21:35] Hibiki
Miguel-senpai!
[21:37] Mogami
Oh, you survived.
[21:39] K
Of course!
[21:41] K
One day, I'll even win my battle
to stop yelling at him!
[21:44] U
What?
[21:45] U
You still thought you were in that fight?!
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN RIP
Koyuki
SIGN Model
SIGN Model
[21:50] K
Shut up!
SIGN Post-Graduation Plans
1. OO College
2. XX University
3. ZZ School
[23:23] K
After that, I quietly
changed my target schools.
[23:26] K
But...
SIGN Tsukimiya-kun
SIGN I heard you changed your target school?
[23:27] K
They found out instantly.
[23:27] K
What?!
SIGN Hilarious!
[23:29] K
There's nowhere to run in the whole world...
[23:33] K
No, the whole universe.
[23:34] K
They'll even follow me to heaven, I bet.