A Dark Rabbit has Seven Lives

Freshman Kurogane Taito was always an ordinary, regular guy, except for a promise made to the beautiful vampire, Saitohimea nine years ago.

Season 1

Season 1

1 - 900 Seconds of After School [Part One]

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    So...
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    Are you ready to do this?
[00:07] ---
    Don't worry.
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    This won't hurt.
[00:15] ---
    You're going to...
[00:17] ---
    ...suck my blood?
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    I'm not going to suck your blood.
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    What are you going to do then?
[00:25] ---
    I'm going to give you some poison.
[00:27] ---
    Poison?
[00:28] ---
    Yes, poison.
[00:31] ---
    I'm going to give you some of my poison.
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    And then you won't be
    able to ever leave me.
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    Don't worry. This won't hurt.
[00:52] ---
    Here we go.
[00:59] ---
    Okay, all done!
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    You won't be able to leave me now.
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    We'll be together in life and death.
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    Are you ready?
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    I'm not ready yet...
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    But I already placed a curse on you.
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    You are now my servant...
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    My protector...
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    My beloved...
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    I love you, Taito.
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    This is all too sudden...
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    Don't mind that. Just
    tell me that you love me.
[01:31] ---
    That will complete the spell.
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    Or are you saying that
    you don't like me?
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    That's not it...
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    So you like me?
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    Uh-huh...
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    Then say the words.
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    Uh-huh... I...
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    I love you too, Himea...
[01:55] ---
    In that moment,
[01:57] ---
    I realized that the world, the very
    composition of my body had completely changed,
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    I had been placed under a curse...
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    I had been placed under a spell...
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    And so...
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    I love you, Taito.
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    And so, this was the
    beginning of my story...
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    Or so I thought...
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    Taito... Taito!
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    I...
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    Taito?
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    I love...
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    Taito! Hello, Taito!
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    Come on!
[02:36] ---
    Come on now!
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    Wake up already, Taito!
[02:39] ---
    Honestly, homeroom ended ages ago.
SIGN    "900 Seconds of After School <Part One>"
[02:43] ---
    Hmm? Haruka? What's up?
[02:46] ---
    Honestly, that's all you have to say?
[02:48] ---
    You've been asleep since fifth period.
[02:51] ---
    The teacher couldn't wake
    you up when he tried.
[02:53] ---
    Whoa! Homeroom's over already!
[02:56] ---
    That's what I just said.
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    Are you okay, Taito?
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    Damn, I overslept...
[03:09] ---
    Ha-Haruka! Wh-What are you doing?!
[03:12] ---
    Huh? Oh, there was drool on your face.
[03:16] ---
    Drool...?
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    Uh, this isn't what you think...
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    I knew they were an item.
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    Aw, Haruka was supposed to be my wife.
[03:26] ---
    Ha-Haruka, you realize
    that we're not, y'know?
[03:31] ---
    So you should stop doing that.
[03:33] ---
    Hmm? We're not what?
[03:35] ---
    Uh, I shouldn't need to tell you.
[03:37] ---
    Hmm?
[03:40] ---
    Eh, whatever...
[03:48] ---
    Seriously? You're still
    tired after all that sleep?
[03:51] ---
    What?
[03:53] ---
    Are you feeling sick, Taito?
[03:55] ---
    Not really. I'm fine.
[03:57] ---
    Does your leg still hurt?
[03:59] ---
    Don't feel a thing.
[04:01] ---
    But...
[04:02] ---
    Oh, actually...
[04:04] ---
    Hmm?
[04:06] ---
    Lately I keep having the same dream.
[04:11] ---
    Huh? The same dream?
[04:13] ---
    Uh-huh, that's right.
[04:14] ---
    What kind of dream?
[04:15] ---
    I'm not going to tell you.
[04:17] ---
    You'll totally laugh at me.
[04:19] ---
    Huh? That's no fair.
    Now I want to know.
[04:22] ---
    Promise not to laugh?
[04:23] ---
    I promise.
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    Really? Then I'll tell you.
[04:31] ---
    I'm a little kid again, and there's
    this girl who confesses her love to me.
[04:36] ---
    "I love you, Taito."
[04:40] ---
    Huh? That's it?
[04:43] ---
    That's your recurring dream?
[04:50] ---
    You promised not to laugh!
[04:52] ---
    Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
[04:56] ---
    Sorry.
[04:57] ---
    Bah...
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    How old was I?
[05:03] ---
    Maybe the girl in my dream was you?
[05:06] ---
    Huh?!
[05:07] ---
    I-It couldn't be!
[05:09] ---
    I still haven't confessed my love
    to you or anything like that...
[05:14] ---
    True. I mean, that girl was super cute!
[05:18] ---
    What's that supposed to
    mean?! You're such a jerk!
[05:23] ---
    Sorry!
[05:25] ---
    Omigod! It's Gekkou-sama!
[05:27] ---
    Gekkou-sama! Gekkou-sama! Over here!
[05:30] ---
    Gekkou-sama, are you off to
    do student council work?!
[05:39] ---
    Out of the way, trash.
[05:41] ---
    Stay out of my sight.
[05:44] ---
    No fair! Say something to me, too!
[05:48] ---
    Move it! Move it!
[05:50] ---
    Hey, Gekkou. Can I use
    force to scatter this crowd?
[05:54] ---
    Don't do anything stupid, scum.
[05:56] ---
    I'm not scum!
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    Work hard, Gekkou-sama!
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    A top student and star athlete
[06:05] ---
    who's popular with the girls...
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    A superstar who was voted student council
    president in his first year at school...
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    Kurenai Gekkou-sama has
    graced us with his presence.
[06:13] ---
    Oh, you must be jealous of Kurenai-kun
    because he's so popular.
[06:18] ---
    Huh? I guess.
[06:20] ---
    Really... You want to be popular?
[06:22] ---
    I'd be lying if I say that I didn't...
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    But I'm not a superman like him,
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    so I'll never be that popular.
[06:31] ---
    You'd rather go out with
    someone like him, right?
[06:34] ---
    Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
[06:37] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
[06:39] ---
    Hehe.
[06:40] ---
    Haruka's actually pretty cute.
[06:44] ---
    So why am I so...
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    Taito!
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    You are my servant.
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    My protector.
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    My beloved.
[06:55] ---
    I love you, Taito...
[06:58] ---
    Taito?
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    It's nothing. I just have a little
    headache because I slept too much.
[07:10] ---
    Hey, Haruka. Was he looking at me?
[07:13] ---
    Kurenai-kun?
[07:14] ---
    You were probably imagining things?
[07:16] ---
    Really? It felt like he
    was staring right at me.
[07:21] ---
    Whatever.
[07:23] ---
    I wonder what people like
    him usually think about.
[07:26] ---
    Yep. He's really something.
[07:29] ---
    Yeah, The complete opposite
    of me and my mediocre life.
[07:33] ---
    You're not mediocre.
[07:36] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[07:37] ---
    You're not.
[07:39] ---
    I'm pretty sure I am.
[07:40] ---
    Okay. In that case...
[07:42] ---
    What's wrong with being mediocre?
[07:44] ---
    Huh?
[07:44] ---
    If you can go through life with a smile
    on your face every day, you've got it made.
[07:49] ---
    Right?
[07:51] ---
    You're right.
[07:52] ---
    Ah.
[07:54] ---
    I forgot! We have a
    tennis meeting today!
[07:58] ---
    Sorry, Taito! Can you
    wait until we're finished?
[08:00] ---
    Screw that.
[08:02] ---
    What? You're so mean!
[08:03] ---
    Let's go home together!
[08:05] ---
    Just get going!
[08:07] ---
    R-Right. Got it! Bye!
[08:09] ---
    Oh, Haruka!
[08:11] ---
    What?
[08:13] ---
    Uh, well...
[08:15] ---
    I guess there's nothing
    wrong with being mediocre.
[08:17] ---
    Right?
[08:18] ---
    Though that makes me sound like an old
    fart instead of someone in high school.
[08:23] ---
    Grandpa Taito! Look both ways
    when you cross the street!
[08:35] ---
    Mediocre, huh...
SIGN    Karate Dojo
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    I did it!
[08:52] ---
    He shouldn't have any trouble walking.
[08:55] ---
    However, he should avoid
    any intensive activity.
[08:59] ---
    After the injury cost me
    everything I had worked for,
[09:04] ---
    Haruka...
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    It's okay, Taito!
[09:08] ---
    Taito!
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    ...was always by my side
    with a smile on her face,
[09:12] ---
    telling me that everything
    would be okay...
[09:15] ---
    Taito!
[09:17] ---
    We ended up going
    to the same high school,
[09:19] ---
    where I sit around doing
    nothing, and all she says is...
[09:23] ---
    If you can go through life with a smile
    on your face every day, you've got it made.
[09:27] ---
    Oh, man...
[09:30] ---
    I need to find something to do.
SIGN    Karate Dojo
SIGN    Student Council
[09:39] ---
    Kiss me!
[09:47] ---
    Geez! Just kiss me already, Gekkou!
[09:50] ---
    Shut up.
[09:51] ---
    What?! Shut up?!
[09:53] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[09:55] ---
    Hey, now! Are you listening to me?!
[09:58] ---
    Hurry up and kiss me!
[10:00] ---
    Hurry! Hurry!
[10:02] ---
    Or else I'll die!
[10:04] ---
    Come on, Gekkou!
[10:07] ---
    Whoa!
[10:08] ---
    There it is!
[10:09] ---
    I said to kiss me already!
[10:12] ---
    I'm going to die!
[10:13] ---
    I'm really going to die!
[10:15] ---
    I'll die! I'll die!
[10:18] ---
    Come on, Gekkou!
[10:20] ---
    Shut up, trash.
[10:26] ---
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[10:37] ---
    Hmph, trash.
[10:38] ---
    What are you doing, Gekkou?!
    That was dangerous!
[10:41] ---
    You need me to kiss you before you
    can deal with a weakling, trash?
[10:45] ---
    I'm not trash!
[10:47] ---
    Noisy trash, then.
[10:49] ---
    Geez! Come on...
[10:52] ---
    Ah!
[10:54] ---
    I'm thirsty!
[10:56] ---
    I want some Dr Cinnamon!
[10:58] ---
    Can I go buy some?
[10:59] ---
    Simpleton. Do as you wish.
[11:01] ---
    Yay! I'll buy some for you!
[11:06] ---
    Bye!
[11:08] ---
    Oh, what do you want?
[11:10] ---
    A coke.
[11:11] ---
    Got it!
[11:14] ---
    Disgusting...
[11:17] ---
    This report makes me...
[11:20] ---
    ...sick...
SIGN    The Ancient Magician Saitohimea
    The Victim Kurogane Taito
    And Information Concerning Kurenai Gekkou
[11:22] ---
    Sick to the stomach...
[11:34] ---
    Dr Cinnamon! Dr Cinnamon!
[11:36] ---
    Tastes great but nobody likes it!
[11:40] ---
    Isn't that the girl who was
    with Kurenai Gekkou...?
[11:53] ---
    Wait!
[11:58] ---
    Run!
[12:05] ---
    Am I going to die...?
[12:08] ---
    Sorry...
[12:10] ---
    Haruka...
[12:42] ---
    Taito...
[12:45] ---
    Why haven't you come...
[12:48] ---
    Why haven't you come for me...
[12:51] ---
    ...yet...
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    I've been...
[12:55] ---
    I've been alone here forever...
[12:58] ---
    Taito...
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    I'm so lonely...
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    Come quick...
[13:08] ---
    One last chance...
[13:11] ---
    I'll wait five minutes...
[13:15] ---
    Will you come before then... maybe...?
[13:18] ---
    ...Taito?
[13:30] ---
    Taito...
[13:33] ---
    Taito...
[13:36] ---
    Taito...
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    Himea!
[13:41] ---
    Himea!
[13:43] ---
    Taito said that he
    enjoyed being with me...
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    I was so happy, too...
[13:51] ---
    ...being with you...
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    You were the only one who never tried
    to use me... Never wanted my power...
[14:02] ---
    You said I was fun to be with...
[14:05] ---
    Taito...
[14:07] ---
    Taito... I want to see you...
[14:20] ---
    If Taito's forgotten about me...
[14:24] ---
    ...but he's found happiness...
[14:28] ---
    ...then it doesn't matter...
[14:35] ---
    No...
[14:36] ---
    No...!
[14:38] ---
    I was lying!
[14:40] ---
    Don't forget me!
[14:43] ---
    Don't forget about me, Taito...
[14:53] ---
    Hey!
[14:58] ---
    Hey! You still alive?
[15:01] ---
    Huh? Whoa!
[15:03] ---
    Whew... You're okay?
[15:07] ---
    Wait! I can see your underwear!
[15:11] ---
    Huh?
[15:12] ---
    No way... Is that...
[15:15] ---
    ...me?!
[15:16] ---
    Whoa! Awesome! Why
    are you still alive?
[15:19] ---
    You're like the headless horseman?
[15:21] ---
    Wait! First, tell me if that
    body over there is... me?
[15:24] ---
    Uh-huh.
[15:25] ---
    I-I knew it...
[15:27] ---
    Er.
[15:28] ---
    Ow!
[15:28] ---
    Whoa... You can still feel pain in
    your body when your head isn't connected?
[15:32] ---
    Um, wh-whoa?!
[15:37] ---
    No way...
[15:39] ---
    I can move...?
[15:41] ---
    What's this? What's making it move?
[15:44] ---
    That's not the problem here!
[15:45] ---
    Ow!
[15:56] ---
    Are you one of those
    transformable robots?!
[15:59] ---
    That isn't how a normal person reacts!
[16:04] ---
    Mo-Mo—
[16:06] ---
    Monster!
[16:12] ---
    Ah! We have a hit-and-run!
[16:14] ---
    Quick! Take a picture!
[16:16] ---
    Huh? Look!
[16:20] ---
    C-Crap!
[16:23] ---
    Here! Over here!
[16:25] ---
    Yes!
[16:26] ---
    Whoa! Bye-bye, immortal guy!
[16:32] ---
    F-First, I need to fix my head!
[16:34] ---
    Put my head back on!
[16:40] ---
    I-It's back on!
[16:41] ---
    I'm okay now!
[16:42] ---
    Yeah, the hell I am!
[16:55] ---
    I'm perfectly fine...
[16:58] ---
    A-And my leg... I was able
    to run at full strength...
[17:02] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[17:04] ---
    Didn't I die?!
[17:07] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[17:20] ---
    My power...
[17:22] ---
    My power is coming back?
[17:24] ---
    I see... Taito died for me...
[17:31] ---
    Begone!
[17:48] ---
    Now...
[17:50] ---
    Now I can finally finish...
[17:53] ---
    ...the 900-second spell...
[17:56] ---
    Now remember me.
[17:59] ---
    Call my name.
[18:00] ---
    Then, finally, the rest of
    my power will return.
[18:04] ---
    I love you, Taito!
[18:10] ---
    That... That voice was...
[18:13] ---
    ...from my dream... No...
[18:15] ---
    I recognize that voice...
[18:17] ---
    I met her a long time ago...
[18:20] ---
    We'll be together in life and death.
[18:23] ---
    Her name is...
[18:27] ---
    I love you, Taito!
[18:31] ---
    Himea...
[18:37] ---
    That's right...
[18:39] ---
    Saitohimea.
[18:45] ---
    Oh, Taito...
[18:48] ---
    You remembered...
[18:50] ---
    He'll be here very soon...
[18:53] ---
    Er... I'm not dressed!
[18:57] ---
    I have to get changed!
[18:59] ---
    Um... My current body is 6-years-old...
[19:03] ---
    Nine years have passed...
[19:05] ---
    ...so I should be fifteen?
[19:29] ---
    Will Taito tell me that I look cute?
[19:32] ---
    Well, if he doesn't tell me that
    I look cute, I'll kill him.
SIGN    Military
[19:49] ---
    It's me.
[19:54] ---
    What?
[19:59] ---
    Dammit! Dammit!
[20:01] ---
    Dammit!
[20:02] ---
    This stinks!
[20:04] ---
    I've kept Himea waiting...
[20:08] ---
    ...for all of these years...
[20:11] ---
    Himea!
[20:17] ---
    Himea!
[20:23] ---
    I won't! I won't forget you!
[20:27] ---
    I'll come save you!
[20:29] ---
    Promise!
[20:30] ---
    How... How could I forget about her?!
[20:34] ---
    Idiot!
[20:46] ---
    M-My leg healed itself?!
[20:49] ---
    I see... This is the
    power Himea gave me!
[20:56] ---
    Himea...
[20:57] ---
    I made a promise...
[20:58] ---
    To never let you go!
[20:59] ---
    To always protect you!
[21:02] ---
    In the park... The park where
    only we used to play together...
[21:06] ---
    Himea... Himea!
[21:17] ---
    Wait for me, Himea!
[21:40] ---
    Nothing's changed...
[21:42] ---
    This place is always empty
    for some strange reason...
[21:45] ---
    
[21:53] ---
    Himea...
[21:56] ---
    Wait... Why did I think that Himea
    would be waiting for me here?
[22:15] ---
    Himea!
[22:20] ---
    You're late! You took too
    long to come here, Taito!
[22:28] ---
    Himea...
[22:32] ---
    Five minutes later...
[22:39] ---
    It's been nine years... I was
    going to wait five more minutes...
[22:43] ---
    I said if you didn't come,
     I would kill you...
[22:47] ---
    I've waited for such a long time...
[22:52] ---
    Such a long time...?
[22:54] ---
    You waited nine years...?
[22:58] ---
    Five minutes later...
    Five minutes later...?
[23:01] ---
    Himea...
[23:04] ---
    I'm sorry... I promised
    to come for you...
[23:10] ---
    I've missed you so much...
[23:12] ---
    ...Taito!
[23:19] ---
    Himea...
[23:24] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting...
[23:29] ---
    You're here now, so I'll forgive you.
[23:53] ---
    Our deeply intertwined
    fates and stories...
[23:57] ---
    ...began to move towards
    their final destination.
[24:11] ---
    Listen to me, scum.
[24:12] ---
    I'm Kurenai Gekkou, president
    of the student council.
[24:15] ---
    And starting today,
[24:18] ---
    you've all become my slaves for life.
[24:20] ---
    Get down on your knees and worship me.
[24:23] ---
    Be grateful that you have
    the fortune to serve me.
[24:26] ---
    For you stand before...
[24:28] ---
    ...a genuine genius.
[24:31] ---
    Hmm? What? Is there a problem?
[24:34] ---
    Anyone with a problem,
    get over here. I'll kill you.
SIGN    Next Time
    "900 Seconds of After School <Part Two>"
[24:37] ---
    Everyone else will be my slaves.
[24:39] ---
    

Season 1

2 - 900 Seconds of After School [Part Two]

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[00:08] Boy
    Are you okay?
[00:13] Himea
    You can see me?
[00:14] Taito
    Huh?
[00:15] Himea
    No, never mind.
[00:18] Taito
    Did something sad happen?
[00:23] Taito
    I mean, well...
[00:25] Taito
    You're crying...
[00:27] Himea
    You're right.
[00:29] Taito
    That's weird...
[00:31] Himea
    I'm not weird!
[00:32] Taito
    Sorry. Are you angry now?
[00:35] Himea
    No, I'm very happy.
[00:37] Himea
    I've been alone for such a long time.
[00:40] Taito
    Just like me...
[00:42] Himea
    You're always alone?
[00:44] Taito
    Uh-huh...
[00:45] Taito
    I have trouble making friends.
[00:48] Taito
    We're the same.
[00:50] Himea
    The same...
[00:51] Taito
    Uh-huh.
[00:53] Himea
    We can be together then?
[00:56] Taito
    Yep! Let's be friends.
[01:01] Himea
    Uh-huh!
[01:05] Himea
    Don't worry.
[01:09] Himea
    This won't hurt.
[01:19] Himea
    I love you, Taito!
[01:35] Taito
    I'm alive...?
[01:36] Taito
    What's going on?
[01:38] Hinata
    So you're the Saitohimea
    I've heard so much about?
[01:41] Himea
    Huh?
[01:42] Hinata
    Nice to meet you.
[01:44] Hinata
    I'm Hinata.
[01:45] Himea
    Did the church send you?
[01:47] Himea
    Give me a break!
[01:50] Himea
    I'm not on Ba'alskra's side anymore!
[01:54] Himea
    I have no intention
    of removing his seal!
[01:57] Himea
    So stop this!
[01:57] Hinata
    Church? What's that?
[02:02] Taito
    M-Monster!
[02:04] Himea
    Oh, I see.
[02:06] Himea
    You're one of those demon worshipers.
[02:19] Taito
    Stop!
[02:22] Hinata
    Taito!
[02:28] Hinata
    Heh...
[02:30] Taito
    L-Let go of Himea!
[02:37] Hinata
    He still won't die, Saitohimea.
[02:41] Hinata
    What kind of power did you grant him?
[02:43] Himea
    I'll never tell you!
[02:46] Hinata
    Hmm... Doesn't matter.
[02:54] Taito
    Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
[02:57] Taito
    Dammit! Dammit!
[02:59] Taito
    Why can't I save her?!
[03:03] Hinata
    Heh, I've killed him six
    times and he's still alive.
[03:06] Himea
    Taito...
[03:08] Himea
    Stop!
[03:10] Himea
    I beg you!
[03:12] Hinata
    Oh? So he won't keep
    coming back to life?
[03:15] Hinata
    It only works a certain number of times?
[03:19] Hinata
    In other words, he won't come back
    to life after dying seven times.
[03:24] Hinata
    You shouldn't keep secrets.
[03:27] Himea
    The spell is reset after
    fifteen minutes...
[03:33] Hinata
    Once that happens, he
    can die six more times.
[03:38] Himea
    That's the curse I placed on Taito...
[03:44] Hinata
    You're in love with him.
[03:48] Hinata
    You foolishly granted him power...
[03:51] Hinata
    A power that would prevent
    him from dying...
[03:54] Hinata
    So he would always be by your side...
[03:57] Taito
    Is that true, Himea...?
[04:00] Himea
    No more...
[04:02] Himea
    I'll do whatever you say.
[04:05] Himea
    So stop embarrassing
    me in front of Taito...
[04:10] Hinata
    He'll cause trouble later,
[04:11] Hinata
    so I'll erase his memory.
[04:18] Taito
    Stop...
[04:19] Taito
    I don't want to forget about Himea!
[04:22] Taito
    I...
[04:23] Taito
    I won't forget about you!
[04:26] Taito
    I promise to come save you!
[04:33] Taito
    So wait for me!
[04:36] Taito
    I promise...
[04:38] Taito
    I promise that I will...
[04:40] Hinata
    ...never forget...
[04:42] Hinata
    Forget about her...
[04:45] Hinata
    ...completely.
[06:32] Taito
    Damn you, Hinata!
[06:36] Gekkou
    Hinata...?
[06:39] Gekkou
    How could you mistake me
    for that worthless scum?
[06:42] Taito
    Kurenai Gekkou?!
[06:43] Himea
    Huh?
[06:45] Taito
    Is your back okay?
[06:47] Himea
    Ah...
[06:51] Taito
    Why did you attack Himea?!
[06:54] Gekkou
    Because Hinata is pursuing her.
[06:57] Taito
    I don't know what that means!
SIGN    "900 Seconds of After School <Part Two>"
[06:58] Gekkou
    That's fine.
[07:00] Gekkou
    There's no need for
    trash like you to know.
[07:03] Gekkou
    Now hand her over.
[07:04] Taito
    Screw that!
[07:07] Gekkou
    Fool.
[07:15] Gekkou
    Heh, faster than I expected.
[07:16] Gekkou
    But you're no match for me.
[07:31] Gekkou
    I see...
[07:33] Gekkou
    So this is the power granted to the
    unfortunate victim of a vampire.
[07:36] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[07:38] Mirai
    I got your coke!
[07:40] Gekkou
    You took too long!
[07:41] Mirai
    B-But! You see!
[07:43] Mirai
    This head was all rolling around,
    and then it combined like "bam"!
[07:46] Mirai
    It was whacked out!
[07:49] Mirai
    Ah!
[07:52] Mirai
    It's the immortal guy!
[07:55] Gekkou
    They're enemies.
[07:56] Gekkou
    Mirai, kill them now.
[07:59] Mirai
    Enemies?
[08:01] Mirai
    They're all beat-up...
[08:02] Mirai
    Don't we look like the bad guys here?
[08:06] Mirai
    Well, you always look like a bad guy.
[08:10] Gekkou
    No, I'm a genius.
[08:13] Mirai
    Right, right.
[08:14] Mirai
    An evil genius!
[08:15] Gekkou
    Shut up.
[08:16] Gekkou
    Do as I say.
[08:18] Gekkou
    You belong to me, yes?
[08:20] Mirai
    B-Belong to you...
[08:23] Mirai
    F-Fine.
[08:31] Mirai
    The curse is lifted!
[08:33] Mirai
    Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!
[08:37] Taito
    Wait! S-Seriously?!
[08:39] Taito
    Are you Andou Mirai?!
[08:43] Mirai
    Zap away!
[08:49] Himea
    Taito!
[08:52] Mirai
    Now I zap you again!
[08:54] Himea
    Alto!
[09:02] Mirai
    Whoa! This is crazy!
[09:04] Mirai
    Uh-oh, Gekkou! I can't move!
[09:08] Gekkou
    Worthless trash...
[09:10] Taito
    The tables are turned.
[09:13] Taito
    What are you going to do?
[09:14] Taito
    Why don't you start by
    dropping that sword?
[09:17] Taito
    Unless you don't care what
    happens to this hostage?
[09:22] Gekkou
    Let Mirai go.
[09:24] Mirai
    What?!
[09:26] Mirai
    No way!
[09:27] Mirai
    Gekkou's helping me!
[09:29] Gekkou
    Shut up, dead weight.
[09:32] Gekkou
    I'm not doing this for you.
[09:33] Gekkou
    I don't need my sword
    to deal with this trash.
[09:36] Gekkou
    You're free to die.
[09:38] Taito
    Free to die...?
[09:40] Mirai
    I'm in a really good mood right now.
[09:45] Mirai
    So I think I'll try a little harder!
[09:51] Himea
    What is this girl?!
[09:53] Mirai
    Roar!
[09:55] Mirai
    I'm a monster!
[10:02] Himea
    Taito!
[10:14] Taito
    Whoa, whoa!
[10:16] Taito
    How far am I going to fly?!
[10:18] Himea
    I caught up!
[10:20] Taito
    You can jump really high.
[10:22] Himea
    Honestly...
[10:23] Himea
    That's all you have to say?
[10:30] Himea
    If that's the best you can
    manage for a touching reunion,
[10:32] Himea
    you won't be popular with the girls.
[10:35] Taito
    Actually, I'm not.
[10:38] Himea
    You're not?
[10:40] Himea
    But you're popular in my
    book, so no problem, right?
[10:43] Himea
    I really like you, Taito.
[10:47] Himea
    I have a present for you.
[10:48] Taito
    A present?
[10:50] Himea
    Yep, a present.
[10:54] Taito
    Hot!
[10:55] Himea
    Of course, it's hot.
[10:57] Himea
    This spell is forbidden,
    even to us vampires.
[11:01] Himea
    When we use this fire, it completely
    consumes the upper half of our body.
[11:05] Taito
    So if a human like me uses it...?!
[11:07] Taito
    I get it... My body is...
[11:10] Himea
    Exactly.
[11:11] Himea
    Use this to defeat him.
[11:14] Taito
    There you have it!
[11:15] Taito
    This is your last chance to surrender!
[11:18] Gekkou
    Don't make me laugh!
[11:19] Taito
    I knew you'd say that!
[11:21] Gekkou
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[11:29] Taito
    Give up already!
[11:32] Gekkou
    You're too cocky for someone who's weak!
[11:36] Himea
    Taito!
[11:38] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[11:41] Himea
    I'll help you, Taito!
[11:43] Mirai
    I'm helping Gekkou!
[11:44] Both
    Don't need it!
[11:46] Hinata
    How about I eliminate
    all of you at once?
[11:57] Himea
    Taito!
[11:58] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[11:59] Taito
    A s-spider?!
[12:01] Taito
    And it's huge!
[12:03] Himea
    Up there!
[12:18] Taito
    Huh?
[12:19] Taito
    Two Gekkous?
[12:20] Himea
    N-No, Taito...
[12:23] Himea
    He's after me again...
[12:26] Himea
    It's Hinata...
[12:29] Taito
    He's the one who...
[12:33] Gekkou
    Don't interfere.
[12:34] Gekkou
    I'm going to kill him.
[12:36] Taito
    Don't be stupid!
[12:37] Taito
    He's...
[12:37] Gekkou
    Shut up, trash!
[12:39] Gekkou
    My failure of a twin brother...
    That no-good human trash...
[12:44] Gekkou
    ...will die by my hands!
[12:46] Taito
    Brother?!
[12:47] Hinata
    Oh? I wonder who the real failure is.
[12:53] Hinata
    I see that you're making
    use of my old stuff.
[12:56] Mirai
    O-Old stuff...?!
[12:58] Gekkou
    Shut up, Mirai!
[12:59] Gekkou
    I will humiliate him the
    way he humiliated you.
[13:04] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[13:06] Gekkou
    Can you handle that monster?
[13:08] Mirai
    Y-Yep! I sure can!
[13:10] Mirai
    I'll take it out!
[13:12] Gekkou
    Okay, so you can handle it.
[13:13] Gekkou
    You're quite the dependable partner!
[13:18] Mirai
    Wait up!
[13:20] Mirai
    Wait!
[13:23] Taito
    I can do this!
[13:24] Himea
    W-We should use this chance
    to run away, Taito!
[13:27] Himea
    We can't beat him!
[13:29] Himea
    He's too strong!
[13:35] Taito
    Hey, Himea...
[13:38] Taito
    I know that I've kept you
    waiting for nine years...
[13:41] Taito
    ...but could you wait
    another five minutes?
[13:44] Himea
    What?
[13:46] Taito
    I'll beat him up real
    quick and come right back.
[13:50] Himea
    Taito...
[13:53] Himea
    I understand. I'll help you fight.
[13:58] Taito
    Don't overdo it.
[14:01] Himea
    Don't get too confident.
[14:03] Himea
    You can't beat him by yourself.
[14:05] Taito
    Are you sure?
[14:06] Himea
    Yes. But together, we
    might stand a chance.
[14:10] Himea
    Over the past nine years, you've
    become so strong, so cool...
[14:15] Taito
    Yeah.
[14:22] Taito
    I was able to live a normal life...
[14:25] Taito
    ...because I'd completely
    forgotten about Himea.
[14:27] Taito
    Still, I didn't spend
    that time doing nothing.
[14:30] Taito
    I was pretty good at karate.
[14:33] Taito
    But it was probably all for Himea...
[14:37] Taito
    So I could protect her
    the next time we met!
[14:41] Mirai
    Zap away!
[14:53] Hinata
    Heh, so you've gotten a little better.
[14:57] Gekkou
    Yeah, just a little.
[14:59] Gekkou
    A little hard work was all it took to
    put me twenty thousand steps ahead of you.
[15:06] Gekkou
    It's over, Hinata.
[15:09] Hinata
    Twenty thousand steps?
[15:11] Hinata
    Don't you mean twenty
    thousand steps behind me?
[15:23] Hinata
    You shouldn't be too impressed
    by your piddling power.
[15:29] Taito
    Move, stupid!
[15:46] Hinata
    Twenty thousand steps ahead, yet
    it takes four of you to fight one.
[15:49] Hinata
    You never change.
[15:51] Gekkou
    Hey, Kurogane Taito.
[15:53] Taito
    Huh?
[15:54] Gekkou
    Lend me a hand.
[15:55] Taito
    Oh? You're going to stop being an ass?
[15:58] Gekkou
    Yeah.
[15:59] Gekkou
    But I'm not so cowardly as to let
    someone insult me and get away with it.
[16:07] Taito
    So, any ideas?
[16:10] Gekkou
    Can you do that again?
[16:15] Gekkou
    Then go take him out.
[16:18] Gekkou
    After that...
[16:20] Hinata
    You're out of options.
[16:22] Hinata
    Let's end this.
[16:24] Hinata
    A: Do you want me to kill
    everyone besides Saitohimea?
[16:27] Hinata
    Or B: Do you want to hand her
    over so I might spare your lives?
[16:34] Taito
    C: None of the above!
[16:36] Taito
    I'll beat you down and protect Himea!
[16:40] Hinata
    I see.
[16:43] Gekkou
    Go!
[16:47] Himea
    Taito!
[17:29] Taito
    We did it...
[17:36] Hinata
    That power is dangerous.
[17:38] Hinata
    Did you get it from her?
[17:41] Hinata
    That's not fair.
[17:42] Hinata
    I spent all that time torturing you,
[17:44] Hinata
    but you never gave me anything.
[17:47] Hinata
    In any case,
[17:48] Hinata
    you pose the most danger
    to me right now.
[17:59] Himea
    The sixth time...
[18:02] Hinata
    So the next death will be his last.
[18:06] Hinata
    This is exactly how it
    happened nine years ago.
[18:09] Hinata
    You people never learn.
[18:11] Himea
    Stop this!
[18:13] Hinata
    Sure, if that's what you want.
[18:16] Hinata
    But this time, you must promise...
[18:19] Hinata
    ...to become my slave.
[18:21] Himea
    I'll do whatever it is that you want!
[18:26] Himea
    So please... spare Taito...
[18:32] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[18:39] Taito
    You can't, Himea...
[18:41] Taito
    Don't agree to become his slave...
[18:45] Taito
    Don't worry.
[18:47] Taito
    I'm going to protect you this time.
[18:49] Taito
    Hold on.
[18:50] Taito
    I'll go beat him up and come back.
[18:54] Hinata
    Protect her?
[18:57] Hinata
    Under these circumstances?
[19:00] Taito
    Hey, monster!
[19:02] Himea
    No!
[19:04] Hinata
    It'll be over the next time you die.
[19:09] Taito
    I'm only alive because of Himea.
[19:14] Taito
    If I can save her...
[19:17] Taito
    Make up for the past nine years...
[19:20] Taito
    Ensure that she can go through
    life with a smile on her face...
[19:22] Taito
    ...you can take my life!
[19:26] Gekkou
    Kurogane!
[19:29] Hinata
    Fool.
[19:30] Hinata
    You stand no chance.
[19:33] Taito
    Just watch me, stupid!
[19:36] Taito
    I already decided that...
[19:38] Taito
    ...I would never forget
    about Himea again!
[19:44] Himea
    No!
[20:30] Gekkou
    You fought well for someone who's weak.
[20:35] Taito
    Don't make me laugh...
[20:36] Himea
    Taito...
[20:38] Himea
    Taito!
[20:40] Taito
    Yeah, sorry.
[20:42] Taito
    I made you cry again...
[20:45] Girl
    Morning!
[20:46] Girl
    Morning!
[20:48] Haruka
    Hey, wake up!
[20:52] Taito
    Huh? I'm alive?
[20:56] Haruka
    Are you still asleep?
[20:58] Haruka
    Huh? Who's that?
[21:00] Girl
    A transfer student.
[21:06] Taito
    Hi-Himea?!
[21:09] Himea
    Taito!
[21:11] Himea
    I missed you so much!
[21:16] Taito
    Ow!
[21:18] Taito
    I-It wasn't a dream?!
[21:20] Taito
    Then why am I...
[21:24] Himea
    I missed you... I missed you so much...
[21:29] Girl
    No way!
[21:32] Haruka
    Ta-Taito...?
[21:38] Taito
    Kurenai Gekkou...?
SIGN    Student Council
[21:44] Gekkou
    Starting today, you're my slave.
[21:47] Gekkou
    You'll be working under
    me in the student council.
[21:50] Taito
    Who are you calling a slave?!
[21:52] Gekkou
    You are a lowly slave.
[21:54] Gekkou
    Or what?
[21:56] Gekkou
    Do I need to beat it into you?
[21:58] Taito
    Bring it!
[22:00] Taito
    We can finish yesterday's fight...
[22:02] Taito
    Uh, Himea? Could you let go of me?
[22:05] Himea
    No way.
[22:06] Taito
    No way?
[22:07] Himea
    I'm going to be with you forever!
[22:10] Himea
    I'm so excited!
[22:13] Taito
    Himea...
[22:15] Gekkou
    That settles it. Now scram.
[22:18] Taito
    Stop ordering me around!
[22:20] Taito
    I'm never going to obey you!
[22:27] Taito
    This was just the beginning.
[22:31] Taito
    The beginning of the pain-in-the-ass
    story of how our worlds were joined.
[24:10] Taito
    First, I'm dead, then I'm
    brought back to life.
[24:12] Taito
    This incredibly beautiful
    girl says she loves me.
[24:15] Taito
    The arrogant student council
    president treats me like a slave.
[24:19] Taito
    What's going to happen
    to my high school life?!
[24:22] Taito
    Well, I definitely won't
    be bored, at least.
[24:25] Taito
    I mean, Himea's cute,
    soft, smells nice...
[24:30] Taito
    Ignore that!
[24:31] Taito
    Am I supposed to live like this
    for the next three years?!
[24:35] Taito
    Oh, I already died once.
SIGN    Next Time:
     "The (Moon) Sways by the Poolside"
[24:37] Taito
    Wait, that's not the point!

Season 1

3 - The (Moon) Sways by the Poolside

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    Everything looks okay, right?
SIGN    Recipes He'll Love
SIGN    Daily Repertoire
[02:08] ---
    Saito-san.
SIGN    "The (Moon) Sways by the Poolside"
[02:11] ---
    Saito Himea-san?
[02:13] ---
    She's probably on the roof again?
[02:15] ---
    She came to class this
    morning, at least.
[02:17] ---
    Again? This could be a problem.
[02:20] ---
    Saito-san never comes to class.
[02:23] ---
    She's definitely getting
    special treatment.
[02:28] ---
    Himea...
[02:45] ---
    I wish class would be over sooner...
[02:59] ---
    It was so anticlimactic.
[03:10] ---
    A nine-year vendetta
    over, just like that?
[03:16] ---
    Yet another demonstration of my genius.
[03:23] ---
    Man, I'm starving!
[03:25] ---
    We need to hurry, or they'll
    be out of croquette sandwiches!
[03:43] ---
    Scum! You dare to interrupt my meal?
[03:48] ---
    Mirai!
[03:51] ---
    Whoa! What's that?!
[03:53] ---
    A bug? A really big bug?
[03:56] ---
    Wait a moment. What are you doing?
[03:59] ---
    What? Without any warning?
[04:10] ---
    The curse is lifted!
[04:12] ---
    Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!
[04:19] ---
    Dispose of that thing!
[04:22] ---
    Okay, time for lunch.
[04:25] ---
    Hey, Taito. Are you going to
    the cafeteria to buy lunch?
[04:30] ---
    Um, I was wondering if you were going
    to buy a croquette sandwich for lunch.
[04:36] ---
    For lunch? Yeah, I guess.
[04:39] ---
    That was the plan.
[04:41] ---
    Well, you see...
[04:43] ---
    I happened to wake up early today.
[04:47] ---
    And I got all fired up
    about making my lunch,
[04:51] ---
    but I ended up making too much.
[04:56] ---
    So I fixed you up a lunch as well!
[05:00] ---
    Are you serious?
[05:01] ---
    He's cheating on her with Saito-san!
[05:03] ---
    That evil bastard!
[05:05] ---
    He's an enemy to women everywhere!
[05:08] ---
    I'm gonna kill him!
[05:10] ---
    Poor Haruka...
[05:16] ---
    You should thank me.
[05:17] ---
    Is Taito here?
[05:19] ---
    Let's have lunch together again!
[05:23] ---
    Gekkou gave me money, so I
    bought croquette sandwiches!
[05:28] ---
    Himea...?
[05:34] ---
    Uh, this is, well...
[05:39] ---
    I'm dead. I can feel their
    eyes boring holes through me.
[05:43] ---
    Hey, Taito. Where do
    you want to eat lunch?
[05:45] ---
    One of the benches in the courtyard?
    Or should we go to the roof?
[05:50] ---
    Uh, well... You see, Himea...
[05:56] ---
    Time-out!
SIGN    Gekkou the Annoying Idiot
[05:58] ---
    Hello? What is it?
[06:00] ---
    Get your ass down here.
[06:01] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[06:04] ---
    I don't have time for you right now.
[06:06] ---
    Do I need to dumb it
    down for you, trash?
[06:08] ---
    Who are you calling trash?!
[06:10] ---
    Is there someone else on this call?
[06:12] ---
    Cut the crap! Why should
    I let you boss me around?!
[06:17] ---
    A slave is supposed to
    obey his master's orders.
[06:20] ---
    You're the one who made me a
    member of the student council.
[06:22] ---
    I never agreed to it!
[06:24] ---
    I never asked for your opinion.
[06:26] ---
    Bastard... Who do you think you are?
[06:29] ---
    A genius.
[06:32] ---
    Damn that Gekkou!
[06:35] ---
    R-Really? That sounds
    rough, Kurenai-kun.
[06:38] ---
    I understand. I'll be right there.
[06:42] ---
    Sorry, Haruka. The student council
    president wants to see me.
[06:46] ---
    He said some urgent work came up.
[06:49] ---
    Thanks for the lunch. I'll eat it later.
[06:52] ---
    Oh, I see...
[06:54] ---
    That's right. You're on
    the student council now.
[06:58] ---
    I don't want to keep you then.
[07:01] ---
    Y-Yeah! Busy, busy!
[07:03] ---
    Come on, Himea!
[07:05] ---
    What? What's going on?
[07:13] ---
    These croquette sandwiches are so good.
[07:16] ---
    I expected human food
    to be crude and yucky,
[07:20] ---
    but I love everything
    you've shown me so far!
[07:23] ---
    Himea...
[07:26] ---
    Well, when we defeated Hinata...
[07:30] ---
    I died, right...
[07:42] ---
    Attention all students.
[07:45] ---
    All afternoon classes and
    after-school activities
[07:48] ---
    have been canceled due to inspections.
[07:52] ---
    I repeat.
[07:54] ---
    All afternoon classes and
    after-school activities
[07:56] ---
    have been canceled due to inspections.
[07:58] ---
    All students should leave
    the school building at once.
[08:01] ---
    What? We were supposed
    to swim this afternoon!
[08:04] ---
    You perv! You just wanted
    to see girls in swimsuits!
[08:14] ---
    A sudden cancellation?
[08:21] ---
    Whoa! What's that?!
[08:23] ---
    Oh, that's unusual. They're dyltiklis.
[08:26] ---
    Dyl-what?
[08:28] ---
    Dyltiklis.
[08:30] ---
    Insects from the 7th
    dimension of Hearse.
[08:33] ---
    Oh, I see.
[08:39] ---
    Himea, do these things attack humans?
[08:44] ---
    Uh-huh, they're carnivores.
[08:45] ---
    They're thrilled about
    the feast around them.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, sure. Of course.
[08:53] ---
    That settles it.
[08:57] ---
    Zap away!
[09:00] ---
    Don't run away!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, that's how you wanna
    play? Take this then!
[09:06] ---
    Man, thought I was gonna die...
[09:10] ---
    Actually, I did die.
[09:12] ---
    Still, you were so cool out there.
[09:15] ---
    You're late. I sentence you to death.
[09:17] ---
    I already died...
[09:18] ---
    Whoa! What's that?!
[09:20] ---
    Are you blind, you pathetic monkey?
[09:24] ---
    Take this!
[09:25] ---
    I'll end you with my
    Final Finish Last Zappy!
[09:33] ---
    What's going on...
[09:35] ---
    Did you deal with the insect
    scum that got outside?
[09:38] ---
    I wouldn't be here otherwise.
[09:42] ---
    I ordered the principal
    to send the students home,
[09:44] ---
    but it seems that it wasn't necessary.
[09:47] ---
    Hey, did you see that?
[09:48] ---
    My zapping is awesome!
[09:52] ---
    Hey...
[09:54] ---
    What's up with this school?
[10:05] ---
    Um, why did you summon me here?
[10:09] ---
    I'm allowing you the privilege of
    explaining what this school is about.
[10:12] ---
    You should be grateful.
[10:14] ---
    Yikes, you act like that towards adults?
[10:18] ---
    So who is she?
[10:20] ---
    Suzae Saeko.
[10:22] ---
    An officer from the military.
[10:24] ---
    You mean the JSDF?
[10:25] ---
    Or the Americans?
[10:26] ---
    Neither.
[10:28] ---
    We are a magic-oriented organization
    that operates above a national level.
[10:33] ---
    Our authority trumps the police, the
    JSDF, and even the government...
[10:37] ---
    The inept are always quick
    to hide behind authority.
[10:41] ---
    They work with the people
    who are chasing after me.
[10:44] ---
    Seriously?!
[10:49] ---
    I love it when you say that.
[10:51] ---
    Huh? Uh, well..
[10:53] ---
    You're asking if it's true, right?
[10:57] ---
    Then yes, seriously.
[11:00] ---
    Don't forget that the military's barrier
[11:03] ---
    is what's preventing the church and
    Temperon Crowley from finding you.
[11:09] ---
    Yes, I won't forget.
[11:12] ---
    And I won't forget what the
    military and church did to me.
[11:16] ---
    Taito!
[11:20] ---
    Saitohimea is nothing more
    than an empty husk now.
[11:22] ---
    Does the military still want her?
[11:25] ---
    We will be the ones who determine
    if she holds any value.
[11:28] ---
    Taito! Let me see Taito!
[11:33] ---
    We do not care if she holds any value.
[11:36] ---
    As a criminal who sided with Ba'alskra,
[11:40] ---
    she shall be banished to
    the void for all eternity.
[11:43] ---
    That is the church's decision.
[11:50] ---
    Himea.
[11:52] ---
    What's wrong, Himea?
[11:54] ---
    Are you feeling sick?
[11:56] ---
    Nope, it's nothing.
[11:59] ---
    I'm sure that you've realized
    this, Kurogane-kun,
[12:02] ---
    but there are multiple
    worlds in existence.
[12:06] ---
    Such as the world where the
    witch Saitohimea comes from
[12:09] ---
    and the world where the
    demon Andu-Mirai comes from.
[12:11] ---
    That's Daughter of Indra, Andu-Mirai!
[12:15] ---
    And the demonic world where the
    Daughter of Indra, Andu-Mirai comes from.
[12:20] ---
    There are countless others.
[12:25] ---
    These worlds are linked
    by dimensional rifts.
[12:29] ---
    You must pass through these rifts
[12:32] ---
    to reach different worlds.
[12:34] ---
    The different dimensions all intersect
[12:37] ---
    here at Miyasaka High School.
[12:40] ---
    Got it, trash?
[12:43] ---
    No, I have no idea what
    you're talking about.
[12:46] ---
    What the hell!?
[12:48] ---
    I labeled you as a monkey, but
    I must retract that statement.
[12:52] ---
    You are a flea.
[13:00] ---
    Taito...
[13:05] ---
    Miyasaka High School was
    established by the military
[13:09] ---
    as a facility for monitoring
    the intersection of dimensions.
[13:11] ---
    Why a school?
[13:13] ---
    Only those under the age of 18 are
    able to pass through the rifts.
SIGN    Genius = Gekkou Flea = Immortal guy
[13:19] ---
    We don't know the reason,
[13:20] ---
    but once you pass that age, you
    are barred from the holy land.
[13:24] ---
    The holy land?
[13:26] ---
    That's what the military calls
    those dimensional rifts.
[13:28] ---
    The student council's responsibility is
[13:31] ---
    to monitor the holy land
[13:32] ---
    and eliminate the occasional intruder.
[13:38] ---
    In return, student council members
[13:41] ---
    are freed from their obligations
    as students, including classes.
[13:44] ---
    The principal and all school
    faculty are aware of this.
[13:48] ---
    However, they don't know the
    truth about this school.
[13:52] ---
    Ah...
[13:53] ---
    Explanation's finished.
[13:55] ---
    Never ask about this again.
[13:59] ---
    Hey, Gekkou!
[14:00] ---
    If afternoon classes are canceled,
    that means gym is canceled?
[14:04] ---
    Does that mean we don't get to swim?
[14:07] ---
    Obviously.
[14:08] ---
    No way! I wanna swim!
[14:14] ---
    See? I'm ready to go!
[14:17] ---
    Oh, she's wearing a swimsuit.
[14:20] ---
    Stop that, Taito!
[14:22] ---
    Hey, Gekkou! Let's go to the pool!
[14:25] ---
    The pool!
[14:27] ---
    Taito!
[14:27] ---
    Ow! Ow! Himea!
[14:30] ---
    Himea?
[14:31] ---
    I'll have to kill every other girl out
    there so you don't get distracted.
[14:39] ---
    Um... Can I leave?
[14:49] ---
    Gekkou!
[14:51] ---
    Taito!
[14:55] ---
    Aren't you hot?
[15:00] ---
    I understand what this school is about,
[15:04] ---
    but I have one more question.
[15:06] ---
    Why were you fighting
    against your twin brother?
[15:12] ---
    He tried to kill me.
[15:14] ---
    I returned the favor.
[15:18] ---
    That's all.
[15:19] ---
    Still, that's just wrong...
[15:22] ---
    It's none of your business.
[15:23] ---
    But...
[15:25] ---
    What was that for?!
[15:27] ---
    The water feels great, Gekkou!
[15:29] ---
    Join us, Taito!
[15:33] ---
    Okay! I get it, so stop tugging!
[15:37] ---
    Mirai-chan Attack!
[15:42] ---
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[15:43] ---
    You're immortal, so it
    doesn't matter if you drown!
[15:48] ---
    O-Okay... I won't hold back then...
[15:51] ---
    Himea-chan Attack!
[15:53] ---
    Himea!
[15:56] ---
    I'm gonna die!
[16:02] ---
    Let's see who can stay
    underwater longer!
[16:05] ---
    I won't lose!
[16:09] ---
    Hinata and I...
[16:11] ---
    We were always together.
[16:14] ---
    Or else we would fall apart.
[16:17] ---
    That was how I felt, and I believed
    that Hinata felt the same way.
[16:23] ---
    Until that day came...
[16:31] ---
    Mom?
[16:34] ---
    Dad?
[16:37] ---
    Hello, brother.
[16:39] ---
    You're early.
[16:41] ---
    Hinata...
[16:42] ---
    Hey, can you see this?
[16:48] ---
    Oh, you can't?
[16:51] ---
    Then I don't need you.
[16:54] ---
    I'll be leaving now.
[16:57] ---
    What is this?
[16:59] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:01] ---
    I sacrificed Mom and Dad to
    form a nine-year contract.
[17:06] ---
    This should be a pretty long journey.
[17:09] ---
    Contract?
[17:11] ---
    Journey?
[17:13] ---
    What are you talking about?
[17:14] ---
    I'll let you live
[17:16] ---
    for nine more years.
[17:18] ---
    Nine years?
[17:19] ---
    Enjoy the remainder of your life.
[17:22] ---
    Hinata.
[17:24] ---
    Wait, Hinata!
[17:28] ---
    Nine years?
[17:36] ---
    Time's running out?
[17:39] ---
    My nine years are running out!
[17:45] ---
    That's absurd!
[17:47] ---
    Hinata, my younger brother,
    wants to kill me?!
[17:51] ---
    That's not funny! I won't let it happen!
[17:58] ---
    So? Are you here to kill me?
[18:02] ---
    No, I'm here to eat you!
[18:05] ---
    Hinata offered you as a sacrifice.
[18:09] ---
    So your life belongs to me!
[18:13] ---
    S-So you were
[18:16] ---
    sent by Hinata to kill Gekkou?
[18:18] ---
    Uh-huh. He used a magic
    circle to summon me.
[18:21] ---
    But Gekkou attacked me first.
[18:25] ---
    He got on top of me.
[18:27] ---
    On top...?
[18:29] ---
    And then he stabbed me to
    stop me from fighting back
[18:32] ---
    and took off my clothes.
[18:36] ---
    Get ready!
[18:39] ---
    I've been ready for a long time.
[18:43] ---
    You think that I spent the
    past nine years doing nothing?
[18:50] ---
    Foolish human!
[18:52] ---
    My lightning will burn you to a crisp!
[18:55] ---
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[18:58] ---
    What? W-Wait!
[19:00] ---
    I won't wait!
[19:01] ---
    That's no fair! Time-out!
[19:02] ---
    Silence, trash!
[19:07] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[19:10] ---
    Why can't I use my power?
[19:12] ---
    Spell Error exorcises
    all kinds of power.
[19:15] ---
    Trash like you stand no chance.
[19:19] ---
    Wh-Why do you have that thing?
[19:24] ---
    Because I'm a genius.
[19:26] ---
    And then, Gekkou used
    Spell Error to curse me
[19:30] ---
    and force me into a contract.
[19:33] ---
    What's worse is...
[19:34] ---
    Gekkou has to kiss me
    to remove the seal.
[19:37] ---
    Isn't that mean?
[19:39] ---
    H-Huh?
[19:40] ---
    Where's Gekkou?
[19:50] ---
    Did I surprise you?
[19:52] ---
    Who are you?
[19:56] ---
    Yes, who am I?
[20:01] ---
    It doesn't matter since
    you'll be leaving shortly.
[20:05] ---
    Whoa, hold on!
[20:07] ---
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[20:11] ---
    Just kidding.
[20:15] ---
    Sorry, I didn't feel a thing.
[20:19] ---
    Spell Error doesn't work?!
[20:27] ---
    As if.
[20:32] ---
    Impossible!
[20:33] ---
    Don't lose your cool, Gekkou-chan.
[20:37] ---
    Geez, he left without telling me.
[20:41] ---
    Stupid Gekkou.
[20:46] ---
    Anyway, I have a message
    for you from Hinata.
[20:57] ---
    W-We're alone now...
[21:01] ---
    Tha—
[21:03] ---
    That's right...
[21:17] ---
    Red rain?
[21:22] ---
    Huh? I just blacked out...
[21:26] ---
    Let's go find shelter, Taito.
[21:28] ---
    Himea?
[21:30] ---
    You didn't notice, but you've already
    died twice because of this rain.
[21:46] ---
    I killed Hinata myself...
[21:52] ---
    I'll repeat what Hinata said.
[21:56] ---
    Don't bother trying to
    tame Saitohimea, brother.
[22:00] ---
    A fool like you can't
    handle that crazy witch.
[22:04] ---
    Especially if you're only
    doing it to irritate me.
[22:09] ---
    Well, you probably won't listen,
[22:11] ---
    so I have a warning in case you're
    daft enough to keep her around.
[22:17] ---
    Beware the moon's encroachment.
[22:22] ---
    I see how it is...
[22:25] ---
    Very well, Hinata.
[22:27] ---
    I'm willing to
[22:30] ---
    play your game.
[24:10] ---
    Hey! It's Mirai!
[24:13] ---
    Um, what was I gonna say?
[24:15] ---
    Hmm...
[24:17] ---
    Oh, I'm a really strong demon!
[24:20] ---
    And I'm descended from
    a super famous demon!
[24:23] ---
    My mommy always said that I was great!
[24:27] ---
    But Gekkou always calls me trash.
[24:30] ---
    I said that I'm not trash!
[24:33] ---
    But then... Well...
SIGN    Next Time: "The Tenma Yet Unsung"
[24:35] ---
    Um...
[24:36] ---
    Huh?
[24:37] ---
    What was I gonna say?
[24:39] ---
    

Season 1

4 - The Seraphim Yet Unsung

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[00:04] ---
    So school was canceled
    for the afternoon?
[00:07] ---
    Oh, I seem to remember you spending a
    lot of time making lunch this morning.
[00:12] ---
    Did you make one for Taito-kun?
[00:14] ---
    Huh? N-No!
[00:16] ---
    I just happened to wake up early...
[00:21] ---
    Haruka?
[00:21] ---
    It's nothing like that.
[00:33] ---
    Did Taito eat the lunch I made?
[00:48] ---
    Taito!
[00:49] ---
    Damn!
[00:52] ---
    That's three times?
[00:54] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[01:01] ---
    Magic?
[01:03] ---
    Yes, like the poison I gave you.
[01:06] ---
    Like yours? So, uh...
[01:09] ---
    Vampire magic?
[01:11] ---
    What does that mean?
[01:14] ---
    I'm not sure.
[01:16] ---
    But I know that it's dangerous.
[01:19] ---
    I see...
[01:21] ---
    Ten minutes until my
    death counter is reset.
[01:25] ---
    I'll have to make sure
    I don't die any more.
[01:28] ---
    Well...
[01:29] ---
    Let's go back to the
    student council office.
[01:31] ---
    Uh-huh.
[01:32] ---
    I guess we'll have to ask
[01:33] ---
    the royal pain-in-the-ass to
    explain what's going on here.
[01:52] ---
    Ta-da!
[01:56] ---
    Hey! Didn't you hear
    me ta-da over here?!
[01:59] ---
    Why are you ignoring me?!
[02:05] ---
    Spell Error exorcises
    all kinds of power.
[02:09] ---
    But...
[02:12] ---
    That sword is powerless
    against a certain foe.
[02:17] ---
    The angels who serve the Seraphim.
[02:21] ---
    Hey, Mirai.
[02:22] ---
    Hmm?
[02:24] ---
    Have you heard of the Seraphim?
[02:26] ---
    Nope!
[02:41] ---
    I have a warning in case you're
    daft enough to keep her around.
[02:46] ---
    Beware the moon's encroachment.
[02:51] ---
    Amusing.
[02:53] ---
    Hinata, you say it's impossible
    for me to tame Saitohimea?
[02:57] ---
    I'm going to prove you wrong.
[03:03] ---
    Wh-Why are you kissing me?
[03:05] ---
    Why are you kissing me?!
[03:05] ---
    Shut up.
[03:11] ---
    The curse is lifted!
[03:12] ---
    Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!
[03:17] ---
    The enemy's coming!
[03:21] ---
    Was this also sent by the Seraphim?!
[03:24] ---
    It won't talk.
[03:25] ---
    Ballsy move.
[03:34] ---
    Whoa! This is crazy!
[03:36] ---
    Hurry, Gekkou!
[03:38] ---
    So people can survive inside.
[03:41] ---
    Well, I'll have a look then.
[03:43] ---
    Since I've been invited in.
[05:24] ---
    Damn Gekkou... Where'd he run off to?
[05:30] ---
    There's something out there.
SIGN    "The Seraphim Yet Unsung"
[05:33] ---
    Yes.
[05:33] ---
    Something really nasty.
[05:36] ---
    Uh-huh.
[05:36] ---
    Is it an enemy?
[05:40] ---
    Well, I've been killed three times.
[05:44] ---
    It's clearly not a friend.
[05:54] ---
    What do we do?
[05:55] ---
    We have to climb the stairs to
    reach the student council office...
[05:59] ---
    You think we can win in a fight?
[06:02] ---
    Huh?
[06:03] ---
    Himea?
[06:05] ---
    Wait! Where'd you go, Himea?!
[06:09] ---
    Himea!
[06:25] ---
    Stay back!
[06:34] ---
    Damn...
[06:35] ---
    That's four times...
[06:43] ---
    Himea!
[06:44] ---
    Stay back!
[06:45] ---
    Don't come near me...
[06:47] ---
    I don't want you to...
[06:50] ---
    ...see me like this...
[06:52] ---
    I'm going to save you!
[06:54] ---
    No... No... Don't...
[06:57] ---
    Don't...
[06:59] ---
    Stop...
[07:01] ---
    You want me so badly...?
[07:07] ---
    Himea!
[07:09] ---
    I finally got to see Taito...
[07:13] ---
    Don't take him...
[07:14] ---
    Take him away again...
[07:16] ---
    Yeah, I'll have you out
    of there in no time!
[07:18] ---
    Taito!
[07:29] ---
    Why...
[07:38] ---
    That should do it.
[07:39] ---
    Himea?
[07:42] ---
    Saitohimea...
[07:43] ---
    How could you fall in love
    with such a worthless human?
[07:49] ---
    You abandoned me for this scum?
[07:55] ---
    What's going on...?
[07:58] ---
    You don't need to know!
[08:04] ---
    You're not Himea!
[08:09] ---
    Taito...
[08:11] ---
    Idiot.
[08:17] ---
    Now, he's died six times.
[08:21] ---
    If I kill him one more time,
    he won't come back to life.
[08:26] ---
    Stop...
[08:29] ---
    Stop, Ba'alskra...
[09:00] ---
    I'm leaving, Ba'alskra.
[09:06] ---
    Are you in love with him?
[09:11] ---
    Uh-huh...
[09:13] ---
    Why him...
[09:17] ---
    He's just a human.
[09:20] ---
    A foolish, weak human!
[09:23] ---
    But...
[09:25] ---
    But he isn't tarnished...
[09:29] ---
    ...the way we are...
[09:30] ---
    You aren't tarnished!
[09:32] ---
    You're too kind.
[09:35] ---
    You've always been kind to me...
[09:39] ---
    But...
[09:41] ---
    Look at my tarnished body...
[09:47] ---
    Look at this tarnished body of mine...
[09:55] ---
    I spent too much time alone...
[10:00] ---
    ...where the dark and foul ravaged me...
[10:06] ---
    As the moon waxes
[10:09] ---
    and wanes,
[10:11] ---
    the curse grows stronger.
[10:19] ---
    It's too painful...
[10:21] ---
    Too lonely...
[10:24] ---
    So...
[10:25] ---
    Let's end this...
[10:27] ---
    Ba'alskra...
[10:29] ---
    I want to be with you
    until the very end.
[10:36] ---
    I want to choose who I
    spend my last moments with.
[10:40] ---
    And you choose that human.
[10:44] ---
    Yes.
[10:47] ---
    You intend to die for that human?
[10:51] ---
    That's right.
[10:53] ---
    You're making a mistake!
[10:55] ---
    Yes, I agree.
[10:59] ---
    But you see, Ba'alskra...
[11:01] ---
    I truly...
[11:04] ---
    I truly love Taito so much.
[11:07] ---
    So much that I...
[11:11] ---
    am willing to give up
    this eternal body...
[11:18] ---
    Himea... Is this Ba'alskra
    guy controlling you?
[11:25] ---
    What do I do?
[11:27] ---
    How do I get him out of your body?
[11:30] ---
    Don't be absurd, fool.
[11:32] ---
    You're the one who stole
    her from me, human!
[11:49] ---
    She belongs to me.
[11:51] ---
    The beautiful Saitohimea
    is mine and mine alone!
[11:56] ---
    That's why I'll be taking her away...
[11:58] ---
    To a world beyond your reach.
[12:05] ---
    A world you can never reach!
    A world for the two of us!
[12:09] ---
    Stop!
[12:14] ---
    Taito... Run away...
[12:17] ---
    Run away while I'm holding him back...
[12:23] ---
    H-Hurry...
[12:24] ---
    Himea?!
[12:25] ---
    Ah, no... I'm losing control...
[12:29] ---
    Hurry... Run!
[12:31] ---
    If I run away, you'll be taken from
    me the way you were nine years ago!
[12:35] ---
    I won't run away by myself!
[12:37] ---
    Please, Taito...
[12:39] ---
    Listen to me...
[12:41] ---
    I can't keep you safe...
[12:45] ---
    I don't want you to die!
[12:48] ---
    If you die, I'll...
[12:50] ---
    Himea?!
[12:56] ---
    I promise... I promise to come save you!
[13:00] ---
    Dammit! Dammit! What's wrong with me?!
[13:03] ---
    Why am I always so helpless?!
[13:06] ---
    Saitohimea... You would sacrifice
    yourself for that scum...
[13:09] ---
    Die, you eyesore!
[13:26] ---
    That's not enough to kill me!
[13:38] ---
    Taito...
[13:40] ---
    Sorry, Haruka. The student council
    president wants to see me.
[13:43] ---
    He said some urgent work came up.
[13:46] ---
    Thanks for the lunch. I'll eat it later.
[13:49] ---
    That's right. You're on
    the student council now.
[13:53] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[13:55] ---
    I've missed you...
[13:57] ---
    I've missed you so much.
[13:59] ---
    I guess there's nothing
    wrong with being mediocre.
[14:03] ---
    Haruka.
SIGN    Contact List Speed Dial
SIGN    Kurogane Taito
SIGN    Shigure Haruka
[14:35] ---
    Haruka?
[14:39] ---
    Ah, Taito? Do you have a moment?
[14:42] ---
    Uh, well... Now's not a good time...
[14:44] ---
    Taito?!
[14:46] ---
    Are you okay? Did something happen?
[14:48] ---
    It's nothing. Don't worry.
[14:51] ---
    Anyway, did you need something?
[14:54] ---
    Uh-huh...
[14:56] ---
    Never mind.
[14:57] ---
    You sound like you're busy.
[15:00] ---
    Really?
[15:01] ---
    Hey, Taito. I don't know what happened,
[15:05] ---
    but don't push yourself too hard.
[15:07] ---
    Don't you remember?
[15:09] ---
    You know, back when you did karate?
[15:11] ---
    You would keep challenging
    the older students.
[15:14] ---
    Until you were bruised all over.
[15:19] ---
    But I never ran away...
[15:23] ---
    Hello? What's wrong? Taito...
[15:44] ---
    What's wrong? Aren't
    you going to run away?
[15:46] ---
    Yeah, I just remembered
    how I'm supposed to be.
[15:50] ---
    What do you mean...
[15:52] ---
    I don't even know the meaning
    of the words "give up"!
[15:56] ---
    I just keep on struggling, until
    I'm victorious in the end.
[16:02] ---
    The end? You mean...
[16:08] ---
    Like this?
[16:14] ---
    I know that Himea's there.
[16:16] ---
    And I'm gonna take her back!
[16:20] ---
    Fifteen minutes have passed
    since your first death?
[16:23] ---
    But does it even matter?
[16:26] ---
    The fact remains that you are
    completely helpless before me.
[16:29] ---
    C-Can you hear me?
[16:32] ---
    I know you can hear me, Himea...
[16:34] ---
    I can't bring myself to
    ditch you and run away.
[16:38] ---
    I mean, even if I manage to survive,
[16:40] ---
    it won't matter if you're
    not there with me!
[16:43] ---
    Don't worry. It won't take
    long to kill you seven times.
[16:48] ---
    I'm pretty stupid.
[16:50] ---
    So I don't have any
    plans to fall back on.
[16:56] ---
    But I promise to always
    be by your side...
[17:03] ---
    I am the one who is
    meant to be by her side.
[17:07] ---
    How could a mindless, useless, and
    powerless wretch ever protect her?
[17:13] ---
    That day, when Himea
    cast her spell on me...
[17:17] ---
    We made a promise...
[17:18] ---
    Don't you remember, Himea?
[17:21] ---
    To be together in life and death!
[17:27] ---
    Kurogane Taito...
[17:29] ---
    I will never forgive you...
[17:32] ---
    The repugnant, squirming insect...
[17:36] ---
    ...who has her love...
[17:39] ---
    Himea...
[17:42] ---
    Answer me...
[17:44] ---
    Now, you've died five times.
[17:47] ---
    You only have one life remaining.
[17:49] ---
    No more chances after that.
[17:51] ---
    That's all I need...
[17:54] ---
    Right, Himea?
[17:56] ---
    Silence! You're the
    one who destroyed her!
[18:00] ---
    Her love for you drove
    her to choose death!
[18:04] ---
    You're the reason she
    won't live much longer!
[18:09] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:16] ---
    Protect her? Save her?
    Don't make me laugh!
[18:19] ---
    Don't make me laugh!
    Don't make me laugh!
[18:21] ---
    You're the one who killed her!
[18:23] ---
    She sacrificed her own
    life for you, you scum!
[18:28] ---
    Taito...
[18:33] ---
    Taito!
[18:35] ---
    H-How...
[18:39] ---
    Himea...
[18:41] ---
    My life belongs to you...
[18:45] ---
    You are my...!
[18:48] ---
    And you are my...
[19:14] ---
    Mmm, I love you too, Taito.
[19:24] ---
    I was born to protect you...
[19:28] ---
    It was impossible.
[19:30] ---
    You could never protect me.
[19:33] ---
    Only Taito can.
[19:36] ---
    You were the one who created me.
[19:38] ---
    I was born so you wouldn't be
[19:41] ---
    lonely...
[19:43] ---
    But... But I was still lonely!
[19:46] ---
    You couldn't fill the
    emptiness in my heart!
[19:51] ---
    Taito was the only one who could
    fill the emptiness in my heart.
[19:55] ---
    Taito was the only one
    who could find me.
[20:00] ---
    The Seraphim come...
[20:03] ---
    The Seraphim come to violate
    your powerless body!
[20:07] ---
    That will be the end of it all!
[20:09] ---
    You no longer have the
    power to defend yourself!
[20:13] ---
    That's why you need my help!
[20:14] ---
    Sorry...
[20:16] ---
    Sorry, Ba'alskra...
[20:20] ---
    If I'm allowed to be by Taito's side...
[20:24] ---
    That's all...
[20:27] ---
    ...I need.
[20:30] ---
    I'm sorry...
[20:33] ---
    Ba'alskra...
[20:37] ---
    Good-bye...
[20:45] ---
    Saitohimea...
[20:47] ---
    Saitohimea...
[20:49] ---
    Never forget...
[20:52] ---
    Kurogane Taito can never protect you...
[20:56] ---
    Only I can...
[21:03] ---
    Taito...
[21:05] ---
    Himea! It's you!
[21:08] ---
    Uh-huh...
[21:15] ---
    Hey, Taito...
[21:19] ---
    Please...
[21:24] ---
    Make love to me...
[21:27] ---
    What are you saying...
[21:29] ---
    Smother my body with your warmth...
[21:39] ---
    What's wrong, Taito?
[21:44] ---
    Make love to me.
[23:20] ---
    So, is she awake?
[23:23] ---
    Yes.
[23:24] ---
    Everything is going according to plan?
[23:26] ---
    Yes.
[23:29] ---
    The ancient magician, Saitohimea..
[23:32] ---
    We must prevent her from
[23:34] ---
    completing the secret spell of Rapture.
[23:37] ---
    Yes.
[23:38] ---
    That is why you were made.
[23:41] ---
    And...
[23:42] ---
    I understand.
[23:44] ---
    Good.
[23:45] ---
    You are such an obedient girl.
[23:49] ---
    Very well. You are excused.
[23:52] ---
    Continue to monitor the situation.
[23:56] ---
    Yes.
[23:59] ---
    It hurts, Taito...
[24:03] ---
    Huh?
[24:06] ---
    Why am I here?
[24:10] ---
    Why are humans so annoying?
[24:13] ---
    If every human besides
    Taito were to die,
[24:15] ---
    we could be all alone.
[24:18] ---
    Maybe I should use my
    magic to wipe them out.
[24:20] ---
    But Taito might get mad.
[24:23] ---
    But I love it when he looks angry.
[24:26] ---
    Wait, all this thinking
    about Taito got me excited.
[24:30] ---
    I think I'll kill them all.
[24:31] ---
    Because I want to be alone with Taito!
[24:34] ---
    It's killing time.
SIGN    Next Time "And the Seraphim is Sung"
[24:35] ---
    Prepare to die, filthy humans.
[24:39] ---
    
[24:42] ---
    

Season 1

5 - And the Seraphim is Sung

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[00:04] ---
    Taito...
[00:06] ---
    Make love to me...
[00:08] ---
    Who are you?
[00:11] ---
    Is this another one
    of Ba'alskra's traps?
[00:13] ---
    Ba'alskra?
[00:15] ---
    He was such a pitiful child.
[00:27] ---
    I am magic.
[00:30] ---
    One of Saitohimea's spells.
[00:35] ---
    Magic?
[00:37] ---
    Saitohimea was so, so lonely
    that she almost had a breakdown.
[00:43] ---
    That was when she created
[00:48] ---
    the spell,
[00:50] ---
    Rapture.
[02:30] ---
    Huh? When did I get here?
[02:34] ---
    Again... Why am I crying?
[02:37] ---
    That's not good. It's not normal...
[02:41] ---
    To periodically lose your memory.
SIGN    "And the Seraphim is Sung"
[02:48] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! What's
    that?! What's that?!
[02:55] ---
    You are the present crow.
[02:59] ---
    Crow? No.
[03:01] ---
    I'm a genius.
[03:03] ---
    Are you the one who summoned me here?
[03:07] ---
    The present crow is
    quite the arrogant one.
[03:12] ---
    You are...
[03:14] ---
    Ah.
[03:16] ---
    The left head of the crow.
[03:19] ---
    I'm the one asking questions here!
[03:22] ---
    The red moon weeps.
[03:25] ---
    The broken witch weeps.
[03:27] ---
    The crow weeps.
[03:30] ---
    The darkened right head cries.
[03:34] ---
    Now, how do you sound when you cry?
[03:38] ---
    I said to answer my question!
[03:49] ---
    Curse that thing, Spell Error!
[03:55] ---
    Spell Error isn't working?
[03:58] ---
    Huh? What's wrong? What? What?
[04:01] ---
    Are we in trouble?!
[04:02] ---
    Shut up!
[04:03] ---
    Don't tell me to shut up—
[04:09] ---
    Who are you?
[04:14] ---
    Seraphim.
[04:20] ---
    Haruka?
[04:21] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:24] ---
    I was going to do some shopping.
[04:26] ---
    What's this?
[04:28] ---
    A list of ingredients for lunch?
[04:30] ---
    You're making lunch for
    Kurogane again tomorrow?
[04:34] ---
    I hope he eats it, I guess...
[04:37] ---
    Curse you, Kurogane...
[04:39] ---
    Running into the arms
    of a transfer student
[04:41] ---
    when you have this angel
    as a childhood friend...
[04:43] ---
    We can't let him get away with this!
[04:44] ---
    Still, that transfer
    student is a total doll.
[04:50] ---
    Hey!
[04:51] ---
    Haruka, you don't have time to mope!
[04:54] ---
    You can beat her tomorrow!
[04:56] ---
    Let's go!
[04:58] ---
    Take down the transfer student!
[04:59] ---
    Take her down!
[05:01] ---
    W-Wait!
[05:05] ---
    Taito...
[05:06] ---
    I'll show you what to do...
[05:09] ---
    Wait... Himea?
[05:12] ---
    You will never feel lonely again...
[05:15] ---
    You will never feel scared again...
[05:19] ---
    Wait, stop!
[05:21] ---
    The world will be ending very soon.
[05:28] ---
    The Seraphim have come.
[05:32] ---
    Se-Seraphim?!
[05:34] ---
    Don't look.
[05:36] ---
    Now, let's begin.
[05:38] ---
    The world will end
[05:40] ---
    in rapture...
[05:47] ---
    Seraphim, you said?
[06:09] ---
    The mere sight of my true form
[06:13] ---
    would obliterate your being.
[06:17] ---
    I have assumed a form that conforms
    to your limited understanding.
[06:25] ---
    Are you trying to scare
    me into submission?
[06:28] ---
    Crow, the prophecy has
    been put into play.
[06:35] ---
    Prophecy?
[06:43] ---
    Gekkou! That's our school!
[06:45] ---
    Our school!
SIGN    Student Council
SIGN    Romance of the Three Kingdoms (Anime) Compendium
[06:58] ---
    My Three Kingdoms!
[07:00] ---
    I just bought that!
[07:04] ---
    Stop, you fool!
[07:05] ---
    I'm getting revenge!
[07:23] ---
    Don't make me worry, trash.
[07:25] ---
    What? You were worried about me?
[07:29] ---
    That was mean, Gekkou!
[07:33] ---
    So?
[07:34] ---
    Why are the almighty Seraphim putting
    on this grand display of power?
[07:39] ---
    What exactly are your intentions?
[07:41] ---
    Indeed.
[07:43] ---
    The present crow is a
    fascinating creature.
[07:47] ---
    This may affect the prophecy...
[07:52] ---
    Crow. The ancient witch...
    Ramiel Lilith will soon appear.
[08:01] ---
    Ramiel Lilith?
[08:03] ---
    To destroy the world...
    And to destroy herself.
[08:08] ---
    An abomination.
[08:16] ---
    Seraphim?
[08:17] ---
    Gods from beyond the moon.
[08:20] ---
    They've come to devour Saitohimea.
[08:31] ---
    Now, Taito.
[08:33] ---
    Make love to me.
[08:37] ---
    Say, Haruka. What does Kurogane like?
[08:42] ---
    Probably meat.
[08:44] ---
    Fried chicken, pork
    cutlets... And croquettes.
[08:47] ---
    Okay! Don't forget the
    potato chips and pudding!
[08:51] ---
    That's what you like.
[08:54] ---
    Taito likes pudding.
[08:57] ---
    Put it all in!
[08:59] ---
    The key is to make what he'd like!
[09:01] ---
    Let's just stuff a lunch
    with all of his favorites!
SIGN    Croquette (Beef)
[09:13] ---
    I hope this makes Taito happy.
[09:27] ---
    Himea! Snap out of it!
[09:30] ---
    I don't get any of this magic stuff,
[09:32] ---
    but if you made this spell, you
    should be able to get rid of it!
[09:36] ---
    She wished me into existence.
[09:39] ---
    She was always alone,
    lonely, sad, suffering...
[09:54] ---
    Himea...
[10:02] ---
    Himea!
[10:08] ---
    Himea!
[10:10] ---
    Himea!
[10:19] ---
    Himea!
[10:21] ---
    Hold on! Himea!
[10:26] ---
    I swore to protect her...
[10:33] ---
    Confirming that the victim is safe.
[10:35] ---
    Initiating self-restoration.
[10:38] ---
    Restarting Rapture.
[10:46] ---
    You're...
[10:49] ---
    Give back the real Himea!
[10:53] ---
    Give me back the normal Himea!
[10:57] ---
    Do you have the right
    to make that demand?
[11:01] ---
    You have no idea what true love is.
[11:06] ---
    The truth is that you're attracted
    to her beautiful appearance.
[11:11] ---
    You're letting your lust
    cloud your judgment.
[11:14] ---
    Don't be ridiculous! What do you know?!
[11:18] ---
    Then explain why Himea
    is always so anxious,
[11:23] ---
    always so afraid of being alone?
[11:26] ---
    Anxious?
[11:28] ---
    Who is this...
[11:29] ---
    ...Haruka-chan?
[11:35] ---
    Despicable.
[11:37] ---
    Poor Himea.
[11:40] ---
    You won't be able to break this spell.
[11:49] ---
    Let me go!
[11:51] ---
    Rapture upon the world.
[11:56] ---
    Is this witch Saitohimea?
[11:59] ---
    The witch was broken by her solitude.
[12:03] ---
    She is certain to attack you
[12:06] ---
    and destroy this world.
[12:10] ---
    As the prophecy ordains.
[12:11] ---
    The prophecy...
[12:13] ---
    In other words, Saitohimea
    will destroy this world.
[12:17] ---
    Not Saitohimea.
[12:20] ---
    Ramiel Lilith.
[12:22] ---
    The ancient witch.
[12:24] ---
    An Other God who desecrates planets.
[12:28] ---
    So, what do you want me to do?
[12:31] ---
    We will lend you our power, crow.
[12:34] ---
    We will grant you the power
[12:36] ---
    to kill Ramiel Lilith
    when the time comes.
[12:43] ---
    You want me to kill Saitohimea.
[12:55] ---
    I refuse.
[13:01] ---
    You will return here, seeking my power.
[13:07] ---
    The witch remains broken,
    and the world will shatter.
[13:11] ---
    As the prophecy ordains.
[13:13] ---
    I see.
[13:15] ---
    You're scared.
[13:17] ---
    Of Ramiel Lilith.
[13:28] ---
    Ge-Gekkou! This doesn't look good!
[13:31] ---
    That's why you're depending
    on a genius like me.
[13:36] ---
    Honestly, you scumbags always
    give me more work to do.
[13:46] ---
    I'll grant your wish.
[13:49] ---
    Deal struck.
[13:59] ---
    Himea!
[14:01] ---
    I'm the reason you broke down?
[14:03] ---
    Himea? Was it my fault for
    never making my feelings clear?
[14:09] ---
    Your tears had been
[14:11] ---
    replaced by smiles.
[14:13] ---
    I was so happy to see you smile.
[14:16] ---
    That was all I needed...
[14:21] ---
    And yet...
[14:33] ---
    I took away your smile.
[14:37] ---
    It's okay.
[14:39] ---
    Stop blaming yourself, Taito.
[14:42] ---
    You're not Himea.
[14:44] ---
    You're wrong, Taito.
[14:46] ---
    I'm...
[14:47] ---
    I don't want to see you smile.
[14:52] ---
    Himea... I'm a thoughtless,
    worthless fool.
[14:57] ---
    But I want to see you smile.
[15:03] ---
    Please, Himea.
[15:05] ---
    Smile for me.
[15:09] ---
    I love your smile.
[15:17] ---
    Himea...
[15:18] ---
    Taito...
[15:23] ---
    Sorry, Taito...
[15:26] ---
    Himea.
[15:28] ---
    It's all my fault...
[15:31] ---
    For getting you involved...
[15:36] ---
    Taito...
[15:42] ---
    It's not important.
[15:44] ---
    I'm the one who should apologize
    for making you uneasy.
[15:49] ---
    Taito...
[15:51] ---
    Error. Confirming resistance
    from the Saitohimea persona.
[15:55] ---
    Quarantining process.
[15:57] ---
    Restart.
[16:00] ---
    Tai...
[16:05] ---
    Saitohimea's true wish is
    for rapture upon this world.
[16:09] ---
    Rapture.
[16:10] ---
    Rapture.
[16:14] ---
    Himea! I promise to protect you!
[16:17] ---
    I won't let you ever feel lonely again!
[16:20] ---
    The victim, Kurogane Taito, cannot
    bring rapture upon Saitohimea.
[16:26] ---
    Cannot ease her anxiety.
[16:28] ---
    But Taito is still
[16:30] ---
    the one I...
[16:33] ---
    Reinitiating first stage of Rapture.
[16:39] ---
    If the Seraphim want to devour Himea,
[16:41] ---
    I'll deal with them!
[16:45] ---
    I'll protect you from
    Ba'alskra, this funky spell,
[16:51] ---
    and everything else out there!
[16:53] ---
    I will never abandon you!
[16:55] ---
    Never forget you!
[16:58] ---
    Rapture upon you.
[17:00] ---
    Rapture. Rapture.
[17:03] ---
    We don't need any rapture!
[17:06] ---
    I'm the one who can make Himea smile!
[17:15] ---
    Taito...
[17:22] ---
    It's okay.
[17:25] ---
    Taito...
[17:27] ---
    I...
[17:31] ---
    I'll always be by your side.
[17:57] ---
    Taito...
[17:58] ---
    Taito...
[18:00] ---
    Sorry about leaving you alone.
[18:02] ---
    No, I'm also sorry...
[18:31] ---
    Himea-chan and the immortal
    guy are kissing?!
[18:37] ---
    What do you think you're
    doing on school property?
[18:40] ---
    Wh-What are we doing?
[18:42] ---
    W-Wait! What have you been doing?!
[18:45] ---
    We had it bad! These
    Seraphim things showed up!
[18:49] ---
    I've already dealt with the Seraphim.
[18:53] ---
    Don't tell me that...
[18:55] ---
    You struck a deal with the Seraphim?
[18:57] ---
    It's none of your business, slaves.
[19:00] ---
    Don't fool around.
[19:01] ---
    I can't trust someone who's
    dealing with Seraphim!
[19:06] ---
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
[19:08] ---
    Mirai! Stop that idiot!
[19:12] ---
    Why?! Why?!
[19:14] ---
    Y-You...
[19:17] ---
    Saitohimea. Have you heard the
    words Ramiel Lilith before?
[19:23] ---
    Ramiel Lilith...?
[19:29] ---
    What's that?
[19:31] ---
    Some kind of curse?
[19:33] ---
    You're trying to bind me?
[19:43] ---
    Himea!
[19:45] ---
    If you don't know anything
    about Ramiel Lilith,
[19:48] ---
    the Seraphim no longer
    have any interest in you.
[19:52] ---
    What? That's impossible...
[19:54] ---
    It's up to you to decide
    if you want to believe me.
[19:58] ---
    The deal was that the Seraphim would
    agree to never attack my slaves again.
[20:03] ---
    Show some gratitude.
[20:04] ---
    No way...
[20:06] ---
    Guess what?
[20:07] ---
    Gekkou was super cool back there!
[20:09] ---
    When the Seraphim told
    him to kill Himea-chan...
[20:12] ---
    Silence, slave!
[20:13] ---
    I'm not like that second-rate
    brother of mine.
[20:16] ---
    I don't betray my allies.
[20:18] ---
    So cool!
[20:21] ---
    Time for some punishment.
[22:02] ---
    The Rapture spell was
    one of my past sins...
[22:06] ---
    It was sealed away with Ba'alskra.
[22:09] ---
    But I chose to live my life with you,
[22:13] ---
    so when Ba'alskra died,
    the spell was restored.
[22:18] ---
    And then I let it control
    my body... Sad, isn't it?
[22:26] ---
    Then explain why Himea
    is always so anxious,
[22:30] ---
    always so afraid of being alone?
[22:36] ---
    You're amazing, Taito.
[22:40] ---
    I would have given up a long time ago.
[22:44] ---
    But you chased away the
    Seraphim and Rapture for me.
[22:50] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[22:53] ---
    Gekkou was the one who
    got rid of the Seraphim.
[22:56] ---
    No, it was you.
[22:59] ---
    If it wasn't for you,
[23:02] ---
    I wouldn't be here now.
[23:05] ---
    Himea...
[23:06] ---
    You always make my heart skip.
SIGN    Kurenai
[23:15] ---
    Bu-chan-man is about to start!
[23:20] ---
    Saitohimea didn't recognize
    the name Ramiel Lilith.
[23:26] ---
    The witch was broken by her solitude.
[23:30] ---
    She is certain to attack you
[23:33] ---
    and destroy this world.
[23:37] ---
    As the prophecy ordains.
[23:42] ---
    The prophecy...
[23:53] ---
    The monsters from beyond the
    moon are quite cruel, it seems.
[24:10] ---
    Hello, I am the right head of the crow.
[24:13] ---
    Excuse me.
[24:14] ---
    I meant to say that I am Kurenai Hinata.
[24:15] ---
    The Seraphim allege that I am to have
    fallen into darkness and cry a lot.
[24:20] ---
    Well, personally,
[24:22] ---
    the opinion of a needlessly
    large bag of hot air
[24:26] ---
    can be safely ignored.
[24:29] ---
    By the way, have you ever
    been on a date before?
[24:32] ---
    I haven't, of course.
[24:34] ---
    Well, I should have no difficulty
    in finding someone to accompany me.
SIGN    Next Time "(Extracurricular) Activities While Passing Each Other By"

Season 1

6 - (Extracurricular) Activities While Passing Each Other By

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[00:05] ---
    The monsters from beyond the
    moon are quite cruel, it seems.
[00:16] ---
    The Seraphim sent you?
[00:19] ---
    Have you come to kill me?
[00:21] ---
    No, you are a puppet that
    can easily be replaced.
[00:26] ---
    If I killed you, the monsters from beyond the moon
[00:28] ---
    would simply create a new observer.
[00:32] ---
    What are you going to do to me then?
[00:35] ---
    Nothing.
[00:38] ---
    I intended to find a way
    to make use of you...
[00:41] ---
    But I decided against it.
[00:43] ---
    Why?
[00:44] ---
    If life is so painful for you,
[00:47] ---
    you must be plotting revenge.
[00:52] ---
    Against the scum who created you.
[00:55] ---
    Against the gods beyond the moon.
[00:59] ---
    In that case, I don't need to interfere.
[02:43] ---
    Hey, Bro! I'm done with my bath!
SIGN    "(Extracurricular) Activities While Passing Each Other By"
[02:47] ---
    I'll take mine later.
[02:49] ---
    Oh, you must be reading something naughty.
[02:52] ---
    I'm not! Look.
SIGN    Introduction to Black Magic
[02:55] ---
    Introduction to Black Magic...?
[02:58] ---
    There's naughty stuff in here?
[03:00] ---
    You've got it wrong! I
    just borrowed this...
[03:05] ---
    Er... I took it without telling Gekkou.
[03:08] ---
    Huh? Gekkou...?
[03:10] ---
    You mean Kurenai Gekkou-sama?!
[03:12] ---
    He's so famous that everybody
    at our school knows him!
[03:15] ---
    Famous, huh...
[03:17] ---
    I guess that he's pretty incredible
    if you ignore how he's a jerk.
[03:22] ---
    Okay! I'll swallow my pride!
[03:26] ---
    B-Bro?
[03:29] ---
    The fast track to becoming
    strong is by asking for advice.
[03:36] ---
    Hey, check it out.
[03:38] ---
    Yeah.
[03:39] ---
    Haruka's serious...
[03:41] ---
    This is what happens when a childhood
    friend goes for the jugular.
[03:47] ---
    Taito isn't here yet.
[03:52] ---
    The military is impressive.
[03:56] ---
    They restored the entire
    place in one day.
[03:59] ---
    It's all those miserable
    wretches are good for.
[04:03] ---
    And? Did you come here to inform
    me of your worthless opinion?
[04:07] ---
    O-Oh... It's about this...
[04:10] ---
    Sorry about taking it without
    asking for permission.
[04:14] ---
    Oh?
[04:15] ---
    I haven't touched this book in
    a while. Not since grade school.
[04:19] ---
    W-Wait a moment! Grade school?!
[04:22] ---
    And?
[04:22] ---
    What does a scumbag who
    couldn't understand a primer
[04:26] ---
    that a monkey could
    easily comprehend need?
[04:29] ---
    Suck it up!
[04:32] ---
    Well, I have a proposition.
[04:35] ---
    A proposition?
[04:37] ---
    What language should I
     use to communicate
[04:38] ---
    with someone with a weaker
    mind than a monkey?
[04:41] ---
    Stupidese?
[04:43] ---
    Unfortunately, I never
    learned Stupidese.
[04:46] ---
    Are stupid, scum, and monkey
    the only words you know?!
[04:50] ---
    Besides, do you even
    understand this book?!
[04:52] ---
    Show me proof! Prove it!
[04:56] ---
    Very well.
[05:00] ---
    Tai—
[05:01] ---
    Hot!
[05:04] ---
    Water!
[05:05] ---
    Ooh, immortal guy's on fire.
[05:08] ---
    Did you do that?
[05:10] ---
    I told you that I wouldn't
    let you abuse Taito.
[05:14] ---
    Do I need to use force
    to make that clear?
[05:17] ---
    You're always so overprotective.
[05:22] ---
    The idiot appears to be
    thinking things through.
[05:31] ---
    That bastard... I'm gonna
    kill him one of these days.
[05:40] ---
    Geh.
[05:43] ---
    Ah, uh... You're from class 5...
[05:47] ---
    Aomi, was it?
[05:49] ---
    I thought I could smell
    something burning...
[05:52] ---
    What were you doing?
[05:54] ---
    I-I was just using the facilities...
[05:59] ---
    In the girls' restroom?
[06:03] ---
    Uh-oh...
[06:05] ---
    Now, then.
[06:11] ---
    What were you doing in here?
[06:14] ---
    If you're up to something
    fun, count me in.
[06:17] ---
    I'm not doing anything fun.
[06:19] ---
    And I'm leaving now.
[06:21] ---
    You can play dumb, but
    I've done my research.
[06:23] ---
    You did karate in grade school,
[06:25] ---
    and now you're in the student
    council, Kurogane Taito-kun.
[06:31] ---
    I'm actually interested
    in the student council.
[06:35] ---
    So could you talk to the president
    about letting me join?
[06:40] ---
    Huh? Why?
[06:43] ---
    Uh, okay. I got it. I'll talk to Gekkou.
[06:47] ---
    Really? Promise!
[06:49] ---
    I'll be waiting for an invitation!
[06:56] ---
    Did you know, Hime-chan?!
[06:59] ---
    This date thing is super crazy!
[07:01] ---
    Date? What's that?
[07:04] ---
    Right here!
[07:10] ---
    A date is when a boy and a girl go out
    together to do a bunch of fun stuff!
SIGN    Opportunities for intimacy
SIGN    Top 3 ranking of behavior that grabs a man's heart
[07:17] ---
    I wonder if Taito would enjoy this.
[07:20] ---
    Hey, Hime-chan! How would you
    plan a date with immortal guy?
[07:24] ---
    A date with Taito...?
[07:27] ---
    Don't get too happy, Saitohimea.
[07:29] ---
    The Seraphim are no longer pursuing
    you, but you still aren't free...
[07:33] ---
    I know.
[07:38] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! I wanna go on a date!
[07:41] ---
    Date! Date! Date!
[07:44] ---
    C'mon! Let's go on a date!
[07:46] ---
    Shut up.
[07:47] ---
    Why should I waste my valuable time
    on a unproductive activity with you?
[07:53] ---
    Date! Date!
[07:55] ---
    I wanna go on a date!
    C'mon! Take me on a date!
[07:58] ---
    A date with Taito...
[08:03] ---
    I woke up early again today,
[08:06] ---
    so I got all fired up
    about making lunch...
[08:11] ---
    But you ended up making too much?
[08:13] ---
    Uh-huh.
[08:17] ---
    Please have some.
[08:19] ---
    Uh...
[08:22] ---
    Eat it, damn it.
[08:24] ---
    Don't you understand?
[08:26] ---
    You have no choice in the matter.
[08:27] ---
    Eat it now!
[08:29] ---
    This very instant!
[08:32] ---
    Man, I'm starving.
[08:35] ---
    Thanks, Haruka!
[08:38] ---
    Go ahead.
[08:39] ---
    Eat. Eat. Eat.
[08:47] ---
    H-How is it?
[08:50] ---
    It's good.
[08:51] ---
    It's really good!
[08:54] ---
    Yes!
[08:55] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Haruka.
[08:57] ---
    A new couple is born!
[08:58] ---
    Taito!
[09:02] ---
    Hey, let's go on a date!
SIGN    Miyasaka High School
SIGN    Student Council
[09:27] ---
    I have returned,
[09:28] ---
    Lir.
[09:30] ---
    You have been blessed with a new master
[09:32] ---
    and an entertaining student council.
[09:35] ---
    I'm sure that you're having fun.
[09:40] ---
    Though since I've grown up,
[09:45] ---
    you can no longer see me...
[09:53] ---
    Geh.
[10:03] ---
    Man, is today run-into-freaks day?
[10:09] ---
    It appears that I've embarrassed
    myself before I've even started.
[10:12] ---
    Before you've even started?
[10:16] ---
    My name is Kurosu Firiel Yuuichi.
[10:19] ---
    A handsome man of mixed blood who
    will be the new English teacher.
[10:23] ---
    And...
[10:25] ---
    I'm also the advisor for
    the student council.
[10:29] ---
    The student council advisor?!
[10:31] ---
    H-Hey! Why do you suddenly
    want to go on a date?
[10:35] ---
    It's so nice outside.
[10:37] ---
    It'd be a waste to spend
    the day at school.
[10:41] ---
    No, wait.
[10:43] ---
    It's dangerous to leave the school.
[10:46] ---
    You know, since you're only safe
    here because of the barrier...
[10:52] ---
    So you're not excited...
[10:55] ---
    You don't want to go on a date...
[10:58] ---
    ...with me?
[11:03] ---
    Well, Taito?
[11:04] ---
    Th-That's not it...
[11:07] ---
    Sorry, I have business
    to take care of today.
[11:13] ---
    I don't have the ability
    to protect Himea yet...
[11:23] ---
    I see. I guess it can't be helped then.
[11:29] ---
    Let's go on a date some other time then.
[11:49] ---
    Fine.
[11:51] ---
    I'll deal with it.
[11:54] ---
    Are you heading out?!
[11:56] ---
    I'm coming with you!
[11:59] ---
    A magic trap has been
    set inside the city?
[12:13] ---
    Huh? Was Hime-chan crying?
[12:16] ---
    I couldn't care less.
SIGN    When a quadratic equation has limits
    Start by drawing a graph to determine the vertex
[12:18] ---
    Now, in this example,
[12:20] ---
    we are given the equation
[12:22] ---
    y=(x-1)^2+1,
[12:27] ---
    (0≤x≤3).
SIGN    Don't give up, Haruka!! Try a five-box lunch next time! -Satomi
[12:36] ---
    Everyone...
[12:40] ---
    Thank you...
[12:47] ---
    There's a trap here?
[12:51] ---
    Guan Yu and Zhang Fei!
[12:53] ---
    They're adorable!
[12:59] ---
    Is this some kind of joke?!
[13:01] ---
    Gekkou, it's 200 yen a turn!
[13:03] ---
    I promise to catch it in
    one try, so lend me money!
[13:05] ---
    Okay? Pretty please?
[13:07] ---
    Shut up.
[13:08] ---
    I'll do it.
[13:10] ---
    Gekkou...
SIGN    Guan Yu Three Kingdoms Zhang Fei Three Kingdoms
[13:21] ---
    Now!
[13:27] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    Karate
SIGN    Dojo
SIGN    Renjaku Karate Dojo
[13:42] ---
    Anyone home?!
[13:44] ---
    If I want to become stronger,
    I'll have to fight!
[13:52] ---
    Uh...
[13:54] ---
    Begin!
SIGN    Strike with the soul
[14:11] ---
    H-He took out the national champion!
[14:16] ---
    Huh?
[14:18] ---
    H-He took out the Olympic medalist!
[14:22] ---
    H-He took out the
    current world champion!
[14:27] ---
    Seriously?
[14:33] ---
    Hey, hey! You're awesome, Gekkou!
SIGN    Karaoke
[14:35] ---
    It only took you 38 tries!
[14:38] ---
    It's the theme of the
    Five Tiger Generals!
SIGN    Three Kingdom Daevas Five Tiger Generals
[14:42] ---
    This is a high-level spell...
[14:48] ---
    It must be the church
    or Temperon Crowley...
[14:52] ---
    A perfect score on this
    song will undo the spell.
[14:58] ---
    Show me some respect.
[14:59] ---
    There is no perfect score
    that can evade my grasp.
[15:03] ---
    Gekkou!
[15:12] ---
    Hey, hey, Gekkou! I'm awesome, yeah?
[15:15] ---
    I got a perfect score on my first try!
[15:20] ---
    Dr. Cinnamon!
[15:21] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! I want some!
[15:29] ---
    Hey, she's cute.
[15:33] ---
    Hello, little girl.
[15:36] ---
    If you come with us, we'll treat
    you to something much better.
[15:40] ---
    Something much better?!
[15:43] ---
    Gekkou!
[15:45] ---
    Get your hands off my property.
[15:47] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[15:49] ---
    There's gonna be a fight?!
    You're gonna fight?!
[15:51] ---
    No. I'm going to take out the trash.
[16:05] ---
    This might take a while.
[16:10] ---
    They were all taken out by one kid?!
[16:12] ---
    Yeah, he took out a hundred of them!
[16:16] ---
    There are some crazy people out there.
[16:20] ---
    Well, I'm in no position to talk.
[16:24] ---
    Since I'm barely human now.
[16:27] ---
    And I still can't handle
    those guys in a fight.
[16:32] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[16:34] ---
    The way things stand, I don't have
    the ability to protect Himea...!
[16:40] ---
    Oh, it's immortal guy!
[16:43] ---
    It's you guys... What
    are you doing here?
[16:46] ---
    We're on a date!
[16:48] ---
    Wait, when have I ever
    gone on a date with you?
[16:50] ---
    Right now!
[16:51] ---
    Nonsense! I would never...
[16:53] ---
    So, where did you go?
[16:54] ---
    Um, the arcade, a karaoke bar...
[16:58] ---
    Sounds like a date to me.
[16:59] ---
    You're wrong.
[17:00] ---
    Oh, and we took out the trash.
[17:03] ---
    Mirai!
[17:04] ---
    Okay!
[17:06] ---
    That's right. Hime-chan was crying.
[17:11] ---
    Idiots are considered idiots because
    they keep making the same mistakes.
[17:15] ---
    You have no idea.
[17:19] ---
    Bye-bye, immortal guy!
[17:25] ---
    Himea...?
[17:28] ---
    You don't want to go on a date...
[17:31] ---
    ...with me?
[17:32] ---
    No... I want to protect Himea...
[17:36] ---
    I have to protect her!
[17:39] ---
    Then explain why Himea is always
    so anxious, always so afraid?
[17:46] ---
    I want to become stronger
    for Himea's sake...
[17:53] ---
    She was always alone...
[17:55] ---
    Sad and suffering...
[17:59] ---
    I'm an idiot!
[18:02] ---
    I swore that I would never
    let her feel lonely again!
[18:27] ---
    Taito's desk...
[18:35] ---
    Taito...
[18:37] ---
    Himea!
[18:48] ---
    Taito...
[18:52] ---
    Himea.
[18:54] ---
    L-Let's go on a date, right now!
[19:02] ---
    U-Uh...
[19:18] ---
    Uh-huh! Let's!
[19:20] ---
    Let's go on a date!
[19:28] ---
    So, where are you going to take me?
[19:30] ---
    Where...?
[19:33] ---
    Taito?
[19:34] ---
    Ah! You don't have anything planned!
[19:37] ---
    This is supposed to be a date.
[19:40] ---
    S-Sorry...
[19:42] ---
    Honestly... I don't believe this.
[19:45] ---
    Forget about the date.
[19:52] ---
    Just kidding.
[19:54] ---
    Now we're even.
[19:58] ---
    It doesn't matter if you
    don't take me anywhere.
[20:01] ---
    As long as I'm with you,
[20:05] ---
    I'll be happy.
SIGN    Himea Taito
[21:41] ---
    Hey, where's your house?
[21:44] ---
    Uh... Around there, I guess.
[21:47] ---
    I see...
[21:49] ---
    It's so close...
[21:55] ---
    I want to go visit
[21:57] ---
    your room...
[21:59] ---
    I-It's too early for that!
[22:03] ---
    Wait, that's not the issue here!
[22:05] ---
    What am I saying?!
[22:16] ---
    You know...
[22:17] ---
    I let myself dream a bit.
[22:21] ---
    I thought I might be able to walk
    around freely if you were with me.
[22:27] ---
    Himea...
[22:30] ---
    But you were worried about how
    dangerous it is out there.
[22:34] ---
    You helped me realize
    what I already knew.
[22:38] ---
    I can't leave this place...
[22:45] ---
    The world is unkind
[22:48] ---
    to a vampire like me...
[22:57] ---
    But I'll be fine.
[23:13] ---
    As long as you're with me...
[23:27] ---
    You can go wherever you want!
[23:34] ---
    I promise to become stronger!
[23:38] ---
    Strong enough to protect you
    from whatever's out there!
[23:42] ---
    Taito...
[23:48] ---
    Yes.
[23:50] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[23:51] ---
    Yeah.
[23:53] ---
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[23:56] ---
    Yeah.
[23:59] ---
    But try to make it quick.
[24:03] ---
    Uh... I'll try my best.
[24:11] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! Gekkou!
    Buy me something!
[24:13] ---
    Go look through a grocery ad.
[24:15] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! Gekkou!
    I wanna go to karaoke!
[24:18] ---
    You're free to sing all
    you want in the shower.
[24:20] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! Gekkou!
    I want some Dr. Cinnamon!
[24:23] ---
    Ah, I didn't drain the
    bathtub last night.
[24:27] ---
    You can help yourself to that.
[24:29] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! Gekkou!
    Why are you so mean?
[24:33] ---
    Because I'm a genius, and you're trash.
SIGN    Next Time "The Pop-Quizzing New Teacher"
[24:36] ---
    I'm not trash!

Season 1

7 - The Pop-Quizzing New Teacher

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SIGN    Student Council
[00:05] ---
    I don't remember telling
    you to come here.
[00:07] ---
    I have business with you.
SIGN    Kurenai Gekkou-dono, We have thrice requested that you immediately deliver a report on the witch Saitohimea and the victim Kurogane Taito. Any further disregard of orders will be considered an act of rebellion and the
    Miyasaka High School student council president, Kurenai Gekkou, will be taken into custody. We hope that you make a decision that is worthy of your position and fulfills your duty. You have three days to deliver the report.
[00:13] ---
    I've been doing some thinking.
[00:16] ---
    I don't want Himea to be sad anymore.
[00:18] ---
    That's why I want enough
    power to protect her.
[00:23] ---
    After all of your failures
[00:25] ---
    and the trouble you've made
    for Saitohimea and myself,
[00:28] ---
    you better make yourself useful,
    or else you're just scum.
[00:32] ---
    You have a point...
[00:34] ---
    So you wish to struggle
    like the trash you are?
[00:39] ---
    You're a jerk, you know?
[00:42] ---
    I'm merely stating the facts.
[00:44] ---
    Really?
[00:45] ---
    Yes.
[00:48] ---
    Oh.
[00:49] ---
    But you see...
[00:52] ---
    I feel like struggling for a bit.
[00:58] ---
    Well, you have an advantage with
    that durable body of yours.
[01:07] ---
    Open.
[01:11] ---
    Go meet with the lord inside.
[01:14] ---
    If you pay the right price, he will
    grant pretty much any request.
[01:18] ---
    It's that easy?
[01:21] ---
    This is the fastest way
[01:24] ---
    for scum to become strong.
[01:26] ---
    Yeah, yeah, Mr. Genius.
[01:28] ---
    Thanks awfully.
[01:30] ---
    See ya.
[01:30] ---
    Good-bye.
[01:32] ---
    Try not to die.
[03:07] ---
    y=x^2+2x+c
[03:11] ---
    (-2≤x≤2)
SIGN    This part is important!!
[03:15] ---
    Solve for the greatest possible value.
[03:17] ---
    The student council is really busy.
SIGN    "The Pop-Quizzing New Teacher"
[03:25] ---
    I wish class would be over sooner...
[03:30] ---
    Next is gym!
[03:32] ---
    I get to see Taito!
[03:34] ---
    Time to leave my special seat!
[03:47] ---
    Gekkou said something
    about paying a price...
[03:51] ---
    What am I supposed to give up?
[03:53] ---
    Money? I don't have any.
[03:56] ---
    What is your wish?
[04:04] ---
    Are you the lord of this place?
[04:11] ---
    I am Edelka.
[04:14] ---
    The one who controls
    the scales of desire.
[04:17] ---
    The one who determines
    the value of a wish.
[04:20] ---
    Hear me out, Edelka!
[04:23] ---
    I came here for power!
[04:29] ---
    What do you want me to draw?
[04:31] ---
    Whatever you want.
[04:33] ---
    So I can draw Bu-chan-man?
[04:35] ---
    Don't ask me.
[04:41] ---
    Regarding the report...
[04:45] ---
    Any further disregard
    of orders will be...
[04:47] ---
    I don't want Himea to be sad anymore.
[04:50] ---
    That's why I want enough
    power to protect her.
[04:57] ---
    The question is whether he is
    capable of wielding that power.
[05:05] ---
    I will grant you whatever
    power you seek.
[05:09] ---
    Really?
[05:10] ---
    In return, I will extract
    whatever price I deem suitable.
[05:17] ---
    Price...
[05:20] ---
    Perhaps I should take part of your body.
[05:22] ---
    Or a precious memory... Your
    hopes and dreams will also do.
[05:29] ---
    Last time, I took from a greedy king
    the lives of all of his subjects.
[05:35] ---
    Now, join me in the ring of death!
[06:04] ---
    Me?
[06:07] ---
    Oh, my. Are you a vampire?
[06:11] ---
    What a stupendous guest.
[06:15] ---
    Are you the lord of this place?
[06:17] ---
    What is your wish?
[06:20] ---
    I want you to bring Taito back to life.
[06:26] ---
    A human? It will cost you.
[06:29] ---
    The life of a mere human still
    demands a high price to restore.
[06:36] ---
    I know.
[06:40] ---
    No hesitation at all.
[06:42] ---
    Is his life so important?
[06:45] ---
    Uh-huh.
[06:47] ---
    He's very important.
[06:49] ---
    I'll pay any price you ask.
[06:53] ---
    I see. Very well.
[06:56] ---
    Then I shall restore
[06:58] ---
    that human's life.
[07:01] ---
    Thank you.
[07:04] ---
    Himea!
[07:10] ---
    No!
[07:22] ---
    Himea!
[07:34] ---
    Taito isn't here...
[07:44] ---
    Himea!
[08:07] ---
    So I really did die...
[08:13] ---
    And Himea paid a price to save me...
[08:16] ---
    Yes, her magic was magnificent.
[08:20] ---
    She offered me most of her magic
    to save the life of a puny human.
[08:25] ---
    Such a stupid vampire.
[08:27] ---
    What? Watch your mouth!
[08:29] ---
    Himea isn't stupid!
[08:32] ---
    Really?
[08:33] ---
    Yeah!
[08:34] ---
    Prove it to me then.
[08:37] ---
    Offer me all you have. Tell me
    that you wish to protect her.
[08:42] ---
    I will extract the appropriate price.
[08:47] ---
    I want enough power to protect Himea!
[08:51] ---
    I will grant that wish.
[08:53] ---
    But I want to protect
    her with my own power.
[08:57] ---
    So I refuse to beg for more power!
[09:00] ---
    That was the approach
    I took with karate!
[09:02] ---
    I have no problem with having
    to work hard to become stronger!
[09:05] ---
    That's my wish!
[09:08] ---
    How boring.
[09:17] ---
    If you assumed that the price for
    that wish wouldn't be as steep,
[09:22] ---
    you are mistaken.
[09:25] ---
    I will take what is important to you
[09:27] ---
    and place it on one side of the
    scale in the ring of death.
[09:31] ---
    So I can find something of equal value.
[09:42] ---
    Wh-What?!
[09:44] ---
    I have given you information
[09:45] ---
    that will be useful and information
    that will be useless.
[09:49] ---
    You enjoy hard work, yes?
[09:52] ---
    Search long and hard then.
[09:58] ---
    That's...
[09:59] ---
    Yes, the price you paid for that wish.
[10:05] ---
    What did I lose?
[10:10] ---
    See for yourself.
[10:12] ---
    That you have lost
[10:14] ---
    something very important...
[10:18] ---
    Something very important...
[10:22] ---
    Himea!
[10:23] ---
    Return to your original world.
[10:31] ---
    Ah, Hime-chan.
[10:33] ---
    Where's Taito?
[10:35] ---
    The immortal guy went out.
[10:37] ---
    Does your mouth exist to reveal information
    that's supposed to remain hidden?
[10:44] ---
    Just kidding! He didn't go to see
    Edelka or anything like that.
[10:49] ---
    You're a hopeless idiot.
[10:52] ---
    Edelka?!
[10:58] ---
    That means he knows...
[11:01] ---
    You couldn't hide it from him forever.
[11:03] ---
    But...
[11:07] ---
    Ow...
[11:10] ---
    I think I broke something...
[11:13] ---
    Himea!
[11:14] ---
    Taito!
[11:19] ---
    Himea... I'm glad to see you...
[11:22] ---
    Any luck?
[11:23] ---
    Yeah, I guess...
[11:26] ---
    I suppose you'll be more useful now.
[11:28] ---
    No, a slave that's leveled
    up is still a slave.
[11:32] ---
    What was that?!
[11:34] ---
    Taito...
[11:41] ---
    It's good to know that you're okay.
[11:45] ---
    You're the one I'm worried about.
[11:47] ---
    I'm fine.
[11:49] ---
    She took something from me, but
    nothing's wrong or anything.
[11:53] ---
    I guess it worked out in the end...
[11:56] ---
    If you were to die again,
[12:01] ---
    I don't know what I would do...
[12:02] ---
    Don't push yourself too
    hard for my sake...
[12:06] ---
    You did the same thing when
    you asked Edelka to help me.
[12:12] ---
    I know why I'm still alive now.
[12:14] ---
    You had to bail me out again.
[12:18] ---
    Don't say that...
[12:21] ---
    Remember?
[12:22] ---
    I said that I wanted to become
    strong enough to protect you.
[12:25] ---
    That's why I went to see Edelka.
[12:31] ---
    You try to do everything yourself.
[12:36] ---
    Taito...
[12:39] ---
    From now on, let me share that burden.
[12:43] ---
    But...
[12:44] ---
    If we work together, it
    won't be as difficult.
[12:47] ---
    I know we can do this.
[12:50] ---
    Taito...
[12:53] ---
    Okay, then. Let's go on a treasure hunt.
[12:56] ---
    Treasure hunt?
[12:58] ---
    To find what I'm going
    to need to protect you.
[13:01] ---
    I'm coming with you!
[13:04] ---
    Taito, you're the one who said
[13:06] ---
    that it won't be as difficult
    if we work together.
[13:09] ---
    So the search will go
    faster if I come with you.
[13:19] ---
    That's true. Let's go, Himea.
[13:22] ---
    Uh-huh!
[13:28] ---
    Area scan complete.
[13:30] ---
    Linking to locations
    which fit the criteria.
[13:40] ---
    Can't we use Gekkou's holy land?
[13:42] ---
    We can try,
[13:44] ---
    but the lord can be demanding at times.
[13:47] ---
    And I wouldn't be surprised
[13:49] ---
    if the place was booby-trapped,
    given his nasty personality.
[13:52] ---
    They might even be lethal.
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[13:58] ---
    There's nothing here.
[13:59] ---
    Come on. A navigational error already?
[14:09] ---
    Rain?
[14:23] ---
    Damn, this one's wrong.
[14:26] ---
    Area scan complete.
[14:35] ---
    Saved...
[14:37] ---
    This won't be easy.
[14:40] ---
    Area scan complete.
[14:44] ---
    Alto!
[14:45] ---
    Thanks!
[14:55] ---
    I took notes for you.
[14:57] ---
    Thanks!
[15:00] ---
    Man, childhood friends are the best.
[15:05] ---
    This is good!
[15:06] ---
    Really? I'm happy to hear that.
[15:09] ---
    Huh? But I have a feeling that I
    usually didn't eat Haruka's lunches...
[15:18] ---
    You can slow down.
[15:23] ---
    I'm starving since I've been
    on the move all morning.
[15:27] ---
    The student council must be busy.
[15:34] ---
    When will Kurogane-kun introduce me?
[15:39] ---
    Afternoon classes have started.
[15:44] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:46] ---
    Oh, I'm feeling a little
    under the weather...
[15:49] ---
    In that case, shouldn't you
    be in the nurse's office?
[15:53] ---
    You have a point...
[15:55] ---
    Huh? Shouldn't you be in class, Teach?
[15:59] ---
    I get it. You're already
    sick of the place.
[16:03] ---
    Since this school's so strange.
[16:05] ---
    Strange?
[16:08] ---
    The other day, there was a
    student running around on fire.
[16:12] ---
    But there wasn't a scratch on him.
[16:15] ---
    Is that what passes for a
    ghost story at this school?
[16:17] ---
    Not exactly...
[16:20] ---
    You have a wonderful imagination.
[16:22] ---
    Let me know when you have
    another story to tell me.
[16:25] ---
    That's right! Teach, did you recommend
    me to the student council?
[16:31] ---
    Yes, I'll take care of it.
[16:41] ---
    Did Kurogane Taito die?
[16:44] ---
    He should be fine since
    Hime-chan's with him.
[16:47] ---
    I wonder what they'll find.
[16:48] ---
    The Sword of Uriel? The Rage
    of the Ancients spell?
[16:52] ---
    Perun the Lightning Familiar?
[16:55] ---
    A slave is meant to be
    armed with a cypress rod.
[16:59] ---
    We're back!
[17:01] ---
    Oh, now this brings back memories.
[17:03] ---
    Who are you, old guy?
[17:05] ---
    Ah, I apologize for letting myself in
[17:07] ---
    while you were gone.
[17:09] ---
    I am the new English teacher.
[17:12] ---
    My name is Kurosu Firiel Yuuichi.
[17:15] ---
    And I'm not that old.
[17:19] ---
    Nice to meet ya!
[17:20] ---
    A new teacher?
[17:24] ---
    You don't know who I am?
[17:27] ---
    Your work with the student
    council is important,
[17:29] ---
    but you should stay up-to-date with
    what's going on in this school,
[17:34] ---
    Mr. President.
[17:35] ---
    If you want to be
    treated like a teacher,
[17:37] ---
    you should lose those ludicrous threads.
[17:40] ---
    You don't like suits?
[17:42] ---
    But you'll have to wear them one day.
[17:46] ---
    All grown-ups wear them.
[17:48] ---
    Who sent you?
[17:50] ---
    You're quick.
[17:52] ---
    I'm an administrator who was
    sent by the military brass.
[17:59] ---
    Let's narrow down the criteria
    before we run the next scan.
[18:07] ---
    Resource error.
[18:08] ---
    Overload has caused a meltdown
    in the caster's brain.
[18:17] ---
    Taito?!
[18:26] ---
    Your brain wasn't able to process
    the incredible amount of data.
[18:31] ---
    And my brain had a meltdown as a result?
[18:33] ---
    Man, Edelka should have
    warned me about this.
[18:35] ---
    If I didn't have the power to
    come back to life, I'd be dead.
[18:39] ---
    And I keep dying every
    time we follow a lead.
[18:43] ---
    But it was worth the effort. Since
    we found that crazy monster.
[18:49] ---
    Vishob Eleranka.
[18:51] ---
    You know that thing?
[18:58] ---
    This is where...
[19:04] ---
    A cage?
[19:05] ---
    I remember now...
[19:07] ---
    Huh?
[19:07] ---
    Vishob Eleranka was sealed
    away in the Blance Labyrinth.
[19:12] ---
    What?! So we're inside its prison?!
[19:16] ---
    It was locked up for the crime
[19:18] ---
    of destroying seven Alga
[19:21] ---
    when it was still the
    familiar of Fenolz.
[19:24] ---
    Sounds promising!
[19:26] ---
    I'll make it mine!
[19:30] ---
    Some fools have wandered into my prison.
[19:33] ---
    I will consume your bodies.
[19:36] ---
    Nonsense!
[19:40] ---
    I'll grab you by the neck and
    collar you into a contract!
[19:44] ---
    You are but a mere human!
[19:47] ---
    What?! Sa-Saitohimea?!
[19:54] ---
    A cat?
[19:56] ---
    It's dead?
[20:07] ---
    See? I warned n-you.
[20:12] ---
    That's one death.
[20:14] ---
    Are n-you immortal?!
[20:16] ---
    Yep.
[20:17] ---
    Interesting.
[20:19] ---
    You're pretty interesting yourself.
[20:21] ---
    N-You think?
[20:22] ---
    Contract made.
[20:25] ---
    I'll give you three liters
    of my blood every day.
[20:28] ---
    Hmm, guess I don't really have a choice.
[20:30] ---
    I'll serve n-you.
[20:32] ---
    Isn't that great, Taito?
[20:35] ---
    We'll be counting on your help.
[20:36] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[20:38] ---
    How come you're so nice to her?
[20:41] ---
    She is one of the ancient magicians.
    The vampire Saitohimea-sama.
[20:46] ---
    N-You're just a human.
[20:48] ---
    You're like the dirt on her shoes.
[20:49] ---
    I agreed to a contract with
    n-you because that was her wish.
[20:53] ---
    Hey...
[20:55] ---
    You look like a normal cat to me.
[20:58] ---
    Do you really have any power?
[21:00] ---
    I simply channel magic
    energy to my master.
[21:04] ---
    It doesn't matter how I look.
[21:06] ---
    Is that how it works?
[21:09] ---
    Bye.
[21:10] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[21:13] ---
    I will appear whenever
    n-you need to use my power.
[21:17] ---
    Heh, is that how it works?
[21:19] ---
    That's how it works.
[21:22] ---
    See ya, Vishob Eleranka.
[21:26] ---
    That's a really long name.
[21:29] ---
    Okay! I'll call it Meowka!
[21:32] ---
    That's not my name!
[21:34] ---
    It's a pleasure to be
    working with you, Meowka.
[21:37] ---
    Yes, ma'am! The pleasure is all mine!
[21:42] ---
    Wh-What's so funny?!
[21:45] ---
    Stop that, human! N-You
    don't get to laugh!
SIGN    Student Council
[21:52] ---
    The military has repeatedly
    asked that you write a report
[21:56] ---
    on the Seraphim incident that
    transpired a few days ago.
[22:02] ---
    You should follow orders.
[22:04] ---
    Damage was kept to a minimum
    because of my presence.
[22:06] ---
    You incompetents should
    stay out of my affairs.
[22:10] ---
    Incompetents, you say?
[22:18] ---
    And you're dead.
[22:20] ---
    Damn!
[22:22] ---
    No way!
[22:34] ---
    That won't work against me.
[24:10] ---
    Hey, Taito.
[24:11] ---
    It's so hot during summer,
[24:13] ---
    so why do humans go to the
    beach where it's even hotter?
[24:16] ---
    That's because you can have
    a lot of fun at the beach.
[24:20] ---
    Any examples?
[24:21] ---
    Swimsuits...
[24:22] ---
    Watermelon splitting and fireworks.
[24:24] ---
    And swimsuits!
[24:25] ---
    Taito, you must really like swimsuits.
[24:28] ---
    Well, I am a man.
[24:29] ---
    Then, then... Um... Would you
    be happy if I wore a swimsuit?
[24:34] ---
    Huh? Uh...
SIGN    Next Time "The Student Council of Remedial Students"
[24:35] ---
    Okay! I'll use my magic to change!
[24:37] ---
    Wait! Himea?!
[24:39] ---
    

Season 1

8 - The Student Council of Remedial Students

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[00:06] ---
    Wow!
[00:08] ---
    It's the beach! Yippee!
[00:14] ---
    So much water! Awesome!
[00:18] ---
    It feels so good!
[00:19] ---
    The water isn't cold at all!
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Beach House
SIGN    Warm Showers
     Changing Rooms
     Lockers
[00:32] ---
    Seriously?
[00:34] ---
    This is a beach house.
[00:36] ---
    Not bad, right? This is a
    military welfare facility.
[00:42] ---
    I don't mind, as long as I'm with Taito.
[00:46] ---
    Worthless.
[00:47] ---
    It's your fault that we're even here.
[00:51] ---
    What? You're putting
    all the blame on me?
[00:54] ---
    That's true.
[00:55] ---
    Kurogane-kun's grades look quite dismal
[00:58] ---
    when compared to those of the
    good student Kurenai-kun.
[01:05] ---
    But Kurenai-kun has no other
    redeeming qualities to speak of.
[01:17] ---
    See what I mean? That won't do.
[01:22] ---
    That's why we need this training camp.
[01:28] ---
    Let's get started.
[01:30] ---
    Time to whip Miyasaka High School
    student council into shape!
SIGN    "The Student Council
    of Remedial Students"
[03:19] ---
    Hey, Gekkou. Don't you think it's weird?
[03:22] ---
    We're on this beautiful beach and
    there isn't another soul in sight.
[03:25] ---
    Yeah.
[03:27] ---
    It makes sense. There's a
    barrier to keep people away.
[03:30] ---
    Ordinary humans will
    unconsciously stay away.
[03:36] ---
    The spell seems to be a military one.
[03:39] ---
    You're sharp. Must be
    because you're a vampire.
[03:43] ---
    The barrier protects civilians
    from any unfortunate accidents.
[03:46] ---
    Then why is she here?!
[03:49] ---
    Isn't Aomi Izumi a civilian?!
[03:52] ---
    I appreciate it. Summer
    vacation hasn't even started,
[03:56] ---
    and I've already been
    invited to the beach.
[03:58] ---
    That's because Kurogane-kun screwed
    up and let Aomi-san blackmail him.
[04:03] ---
    He had to get Aomi-san into the student
    council or his secret would be revealed.
[04:07] ---
    And you're telling me that the
    military caved in to her demands?
[04:10] ---
    Yes, we did.
[04:13] ---
    Is something wrong with that?
[04:14] ---
    Bastard...
[04:18] ---
    Besides, I have a feeling that
    Aomi-san will be very useful.
[04:23] ---
    She'd make a perfect secretary.
[04:26] ---
    Yep, yep. I'm actually good
    at staying on a tight budget.
[04:31] ---
    Rubbish.
[04:36] ---
    You should follow orders.
[04:38] ---
    Damage was kept to a minimum
    because of my presence.
[04:40] ---
    You incompetents should
    stay out of my affairs.
[04:44] ---
    Incompetents, you say?
[04:52] ---
    And you're dead.
[04:53] ---
    Damn!
[04:55] ---
    No way!
[05:02] ---
    That won't work against me.
[05:08] ---
    Brat.
[05:13] ---
    Gekkou!
[05:19] ---
    Don't get so worked up. You're
    just a brat in high school.
[05:23] ---
    No need to feel ashamed about
    letting me beat you up.
[05:27] ---
    You should be proud.
[05:30] ---
    The military feels that you're doing
[05:32] ---
    a much better job as the student
    council president than I ever did.
[05:36] ---
    You were the student council president?
[05:39] ---
    I was once in your shoes.
    Show some respect.
[05:42] ---
    The military has high hopes for you.
[05:45] ---
    Since it's been a while since the last
    child who had as much power as I did.
[05:50] ---
    Shut up, I won't listen
    to your drivel...
[05:53] ---
    You will, because in this world,
[05:56] ---
    the weak obey the strong.
[06:04] ---
    Look, Gekkou!
[06:06] ---
    This should taste good!
[06:08] ---
    Is this edible?
[06:10] ---
    You can eat it for all I care.
[06:11] ---
    What?! Hold on, Gekkou!
[06:14] ---
    Stay away, scum. You're
    getting my clothes wet.
[06:16] ---
    Hey! Come on, Gekkou!
[06:18] ---
    Good grief. This will be a long camp.
[06:21] ---
    Taito.
[06:24] ---
    
[06:30] ---
    Himea? Why are you crying...
[06:34] ---
    I'm smiling!
[06:38] ---
    I love you, Taito.
[06:49] ---
    What's this?
[06:50] ---
    Holding each other while standing in
    the ocean? Isn't that a little Hollywood?
[07:02] ---
    Haruka's cooking is so good.
[07:04] ---
    Haruka will make a wonderful wife.
[07:07] ---
    Ah, I envy Kurogane-kun.
[07:10] ---
    What? It's not like that...
[07:12] ---
    Kurogane-kun has that special
    remedial class, right?
[07:14] ---
    Yep, he's with Gekkou-sama.
[07:16] ---
    Man, summer vacation hasn't even
    started yet. I'm so jealous.
[07:21] ---
    That's true...
[07:22] ---
    Anyway,
[07:24] ---
    you've made a little progress with
    Kurogane-kun the past few days.
[07:27] ---
    A little? They're all over each other!
[07:29] ---
    Thanks.
[07:36] ---
    I guess he's finally ready
    to take responsibility.
[07:40] ---
    It won't be long before
    you walk the aisle.
[07:43] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[07:46] ---
    No! I won't let Kurogane have her!
[07:48] ---
    Shigure Haruka is my wife!
[07:59] ---
    Okay, here are the room assignments.
SIGN    1st floor - Kurenai Gekkou, Kurogane Taito 2nd floor - Saito Himea, Aomi Izumi, Andou Mirai
[08:02] ---
    What?! I'm not with Gekkou?!
[08:06] ---
    Let's have fun, Andou-san.
[08:08] ---
    You'll want to hear this.
[08:10] ---
    Even if you're in separate rooms...
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Gekkou! Why would you sneak into
    my room in the middle of the night?
[08:17] ---
    Rubbish.
[08:19] ---
    We're going to be separated, Taito?
[08:21] ---
    Well, yeah... We can't
    stay in the same room.
[08:27] ---
    Say, do you really have
    to wear your uniform?
[08:32] ---
    It's none of your concern.
    I'm not like you trash.
[08:36] ---
    Get out...
SIGN    Medicine - Aomi Izumi
[08:43] ---
    Bouncy bed!
[08:44] ---
    Is that the current fashion?
[08:46] ---
    Yeah, more or less.
[08:48] ---
    I don't get too many chances
    to wear something like this.
[08:50] ---
    You have to enjoy
    yourself while you can.
[08:52] ---
    Maybe I should get changed.
[09:00] ---
    That's a useful spell.
[09:04] ---
    I wonder if Taito will like this.
[09:07] ---
    Don't worry!
[09:09] ---
    Kurogane-kun will love you in anything.
[09:22] ---
    Mr. Kurosu?
[09:32] ---
    What was that for?!
[09:34] ---
    Are you an enemy?!
[09:35] ---
    Yeah, way too slow.
[09:38] ---
    You should have been on your guard the
    second you sensed my hostile intent.
[09:42] ---
    I'd grade your spontaneous
    emergency response as...
[09:45] ---
    7 points.
[09:49] ---
    Okay, you made the wrong decision.
[09:53] ---
    You don't know how fast a
    piece of chalk can move?
[09:55] ---
    I'm stronger than you are.
[09:57] ---
    A spontaneous emergency
    response score of 12 points.
[10:00] ---
    Bastard!
[10:01] ---
    And your movement is sluggish.
[10:03] ---
    You can't protect anyone like that.
[10:12] ---
    0 points for illusion resistance.
[10:16] ---
    Illusion...?
[10:19] ---
    I see. So your grades aren't
    the only thing that need work.
[10:22] ---
    Th-That was all an illusion...?
[10:27] ---
    You're damn strong.
[10:29] ---
    So if you train me, I
    can become stronger?
[10:33] ---
    100 points for drive.
[10:36] ---
    Eager kids like you can
    quickly become stronger.
[10:43] ---
    Could you stop doing that?
[10:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:49] ---
    Oh, you mean how I was
    testing Kurogane-kun?
[10:52] ---
    I don't know who you are,
[10:55] ---
    but do you really think I'll let
    a human live after hurting Taito?
[10:59] ---
    Now, now. Hold on a second.
[11:02] ---
    I'm helping to educate Kurogane-kun.
[11:05] ---
    That won't be necessary!
[11:20] ---
    Did you enjoy that illusion?
[11:23] ---
    Not bad.
[11:25] ---
    You're not human, are you?
[11:28] ---
    I'm human.
[11:30] ---
    In appearance, perhaps.
[11:31] ---
    Appearance is all that
    matters to humans.
[11:36] ---
    Oh? It appears that this is the range
    where your magic is most effective.
[11:41] ---
    What's your point?
[11:43] ---
    But that would require a bodyguard.
[11:46] ---
    Which means you'll need Kurogane-kun
    to be somewhat usable.
[11:51] ---
    You can't kill me with any of
    your instant low-level spells.
[11:56] ---
    And Kurogane-kun isn't strong enough
[11:59] ---
    to serve as a bodyguard yet.
[12:01] ---
    Which means...
[12:02] ---
    I can kill you and Kurogane Taito,
[12:06] ---
    but you can't kill me.
[12:08] ---
    So...
[12:09] ---
    You'll need him to become stronger.
[12:13] ---
    But unfortunately,
[12:14] ---
    you aren't capable of training
    Kurogane-kun to become stronger.
[12:19] ---
    How would you know?
[12:20] ---
    I know.
[12:22] ---
    Because it will require
    him to become less human.
[12:28] ---
    Don't worry.
[12:30] ---
    I'm good at teaching other people.
[12:33] ---
    After all, I am a teacher.
[12:50] ---
    Hmm, we're not going to run out of food.
[12:55] ---
    Izumi, did you see any ice?
[12:57] ---
    Ice?
[12:58] ---
    Sure, why do you ask?
[13:00] ---
    Let's shave it up good!
[13:02] ---
    Shave it up good?
[13:07] ---
    How do you even know about this stuff?
[13:09] ---
    I saw it on TV!
[13:10] ---
    Um, you want the blue, the
    red, and the yellow, right?
[13:14] ---
    The traffic light special?!
[13:16] ---
    Here.
[13:17] ---
    Yay!
[13:20] ---
    Taito.
[13:23] ---
    Um, how do I look?
[13:26] ---
    Do you like it?
[13:28] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[13:31] ---
    It's really cute.
[13:33] ---
    Really?
[13:34] ---
    I'm glad.
[13:39] ---
    Brain freeze!
[13:43] ---
    Looks like everybody's settled in.
[13:45] ---
    Let's start training then.
[13:50] ---
    The purpose of this camp
[13:52] ---
    is to improve your combat capacity
    by a significant amount.
[13:56] ---
    Significant amount? How
    much are we talking about?
[13:59] ---
    Let's see...
[14:00] ---
    By next year, you should be strong
    enough to defeat a Gedgard.
[14:06] ---
    What's a Gedgard?
[14:09] ---
    A Gedgard...
[14:10] ---
    Also known as an ancient dragon.
[14:12] ---
    A primal wyrm.
[14:13] ---
    Ooh, sounds like something
    out of an RPG.
[14:17] ---
    It's not that simple.
[14:19] ---
    Primal wyrms are on a different level
    from your average demon or spirit.
[14:22] ---
    You might want to consider them gods.
[14:25] ---
    Gods?
[14:27] ---
    Why are you so scared?
[14:29] ---
    One of the student council's
    duties is to slay primal wyrms.
[14:32] ---
    Though it was only possible
[14:36] ---
    when I was the student
    council president.
[14:40] ---
    Do you mean to say that
    you can't handle it?
[14:45] ---
    It's too easy.
[14:46] ---
    See, there's that look again.
[14:49] ---
    You keep forgetting that you're
    just a weak brat who's got guts.
[14:54] ---
    That's the first problem
    you need to fix.
[14:57] ---
    Gekkou isn't weak!
[15:01] ---
    You're a diamond in the rough
[15:03] ---
    who has the potential to completely
    control the holy land.
[15:07] ---
    So we can't let you accidentally
    die because you're still weak.
[15:13] ---
    And I forgot to mention something.
[15:15] ---
    You'll all be tested at
    the end of this camp.
[15:20] ---
    If you don't pass the test,
[15:21] ---
    you won't be allowed to pass through
    the barrier around this place.
[15:26] ---
    Keep that in mind.
[15:28] ---
    No way! You're supposed to
    tell us before we start!
[15:32] ---
    Sorry, I have a bad memory.
[15:35] ---
    Does that mean I also have to
    pass a test before I can leave?
[15:40] ---
    Now that you're a member of the student
    council, that would be the requirement.
[15:44] ---
    But I'm an ordinary human.
[15:47] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:48] ---
    The military would prefer that
[15:51] ---
    you be stuck here forever.
[15:54] ---
    That's pretty selfish.
[15:56] ---
    Okay! Kurenai-kun, Mirai-chan,
    Himea-san, and Kurogane-kun!
[16:00] ---
    I'll be rooting for
    you, so hang in there!
[16:03] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[16:10] ---
    Ooh, that's a cool illusion!
[16:12] ---
    This will be a basic lesson, but
    you'll die if you aren't careful.
[16:17] ---
    Ah, please don't go in, Saito-san.
[16:21] ---
    Well, you're already
    strong enough, I'd say.
[16:24] ---
    But...
[16:25] ---
    Don't worry, Himea.
[16:27] ---
    Taito...
[16:28] ---
    I'll go give it a twirl.
[16:31] ---
    Let's go.
[16:51] ---
    This is...
[16:52] ---
    Huh, funny place.
[16:55] ---
    Stay on your guard.
[16:57] ---
    Welcome to my classroom.
[17:02] ---
    8 points.
[17:03] ---
    You're still slow to react.
[17:05] ---
    That was dirty... No warning?
[17:09] ---
    Ew, you really are immortal.
[17:13] ---
    Take cover, you idiot!
[17:17] ---
    And the president is quite the feminist.
[17:20] ---
    Are you serious about killing
    Aomi to keep her quiet?
[17:24] ---
    That was just a joke.
[17:27] ---
    I won't hurt Aomi-san.
[17:29] ---
    In return, she's required
    to watch your training.
[17:33] ---
    So I'm a spectator?
[17:35] ---
    Then I'll do just that.
[17:37] ---
    Good luck, everyone!
[17:39] ---
    Mirai, come!
[17:41] ---
    Wait, Gekkou!
[17:43] ---
    He's our enemy. Dispose of him.
[17:48] ---
    The curse is lifted!
[17:51] ---
    Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!
[17:55] ---
    Can I kill him?
[17:57] ---
    Go ahead! Finish him!
[17:58] ---
    Okay! Zap away!
[18:02] ---
    Take that!
[18:05] ---
    Did you get him?!
[18:10] ---
    Mirai!
[18:12] ---
    Kurenai-kun is weak to attacks in the
    third dimension that move up and down.
[18:17] ---
    And Spell Error is a defensive weapon
    that can only be used at close range.
[18:22] ---
    You use Andu-Mirai as a long-range
    weapon to nullify that weakness.
[18:26] ---
    Not bad for a little brat.
[18:29] ---
    Bastard...
[18:30] ---
    Unfortunately, you're both
    too weak at this point.
[18:34] ---
    Nonsense!
[18:36] ---
    Slow as molasses.
[18:41] ---
    Dammit...
[18:43] ---
    Well, that should be
    enough of a warm-up.
[18:49] ---
    Let's move onto the main event.
[18:56] ---
    Making yourself comfortable?
[18:58] ---
    A familiar is enough to
    handle Taito and the others?
[19:01] ---
    If I used my full strength, I'd kill
    them before they learned anything.
[19:07] ---
    You aren't human, are you?
[19:12] ---
    Does it really matter?
[19:15] ---
    Anyway, they should be returning soon.
[19:21] ---
    Dammit...
[19:23] ---
    Taito!
[19:25] ---
    I'm back...
[19:26] ---
    I'm so relieved!
[19:27] ---
    Don't worry. Humans are
    always improving.
[19:31] ---
    Eventually, humans will
    be able to kill gods.
[19:35] ---
    I'm sure you know what that means.
[19:49] ---
    Hey, this is good!
[19:51] ---
    There's plenty more left. My curry
    is the best recipe in my repertoire.
[19:58] ---
    Gekkou...
[20:09] ---
    Curry for breakfast?!
[20:11] ---
    Curry tastes great after
    you let it sit overnight.
[20:32] ---
    This can't be real...
[20:34] ---
    Are you seriously telling us to eat
    curry three meals a day every single day?
[20:38] ---
    That's weird.
[20:40] ---
    I was planning on making
    pork cutlets today.
[20:42] ---
    Curry isn't your best recipe, is
    it? It's the only one you know!
[20:46] ---
    I aced my home ec exam,
[20:49] ---
    but I have trouble
    applying that knowledge.
[20:50] ---
    I wasn't expecting this to happen.
[20:56] ---
    Yes, hello? Suzae-san?
[20:59] ---
    Sorry, I have a favor to ask.
[21:02] ---
    There!
[21:18] ---
    This is unusual. Mr. Kurosu
    is letting us take a break.
[21:23] ---
    Stay on your guard.
[21:24] ---
    That accursed Kurosu must
    be plotting something.
[21:28] ---
    Probably.
[21:30] ---
    Taito.
[21:31] ---
    Cold!
[21:34] ---
    Hey.
[21:35] ---
    There's a gorgeous cliff over there.
[21:37] ---
    Let's go see it together.
[21:38] ---
    A cliff?
[21:42] ---
    The two of us alone
    on a cliff sounds kinda...
[21:46] ---
    You don't want to see the cliff with me?
[21:49] ---
    Th-That's not it!
[21:52] ---
    Let's go together then!
[21:55] ---
    Taito?
[22:03] ---
    Haruka...?
[22:06] ---
    Taito, I'm here.
[22:10] ---
    Ha-Haruka...?
[22:13] ---
    Wh-Why...
[22:24] ---
    What about you, Taito?
    What are you doing here?
[22:29] ---
    I'm training, I guess...
[22:33] ---
    You call this training?
[24:11] ---
    Okay! Hello, everyone.
[24:13] ---
    I'm the only normal person in
    this student council of freaks.
[24:15] ---
    Aomi Izumi-chan, represent!
[24:19] ---
    Anyway, moving on.
[24:21] ---
    This is the season for ice cream.
[24:24] ---
    And so...
[24:27] ---
    My skirt is so short, I get a
    tummy ache when I eat ice cream!
[24:31] ---
    The end.
[24:32] ---
    Will my story continue next week?
[24:35] ---
    As if.
SIGN    Next Time: "Dark Rabbit on the Beach"
[24:36] ---
    Not that it really matters.

Season 1

9 - Dark Rabbit on the Beach

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[00:05] ---
    Taito, I'm here.
[00:09] ---
    Ha-Haruka...?
[02:19] ---
    It's impossible.
[02:21] ---
    We don't have enough power to
    break through this barrier.
[02:31] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[02:32] ---
    Why did you bring an outsider here?
[02:34] ---
    Th-That's because...
[02:36] ---
    I told her to do it.
[02:38] ---
    I believe that everybody
    is sick of curry by now.
[02:41] ---
    So I asked the talented
    Shigure-san to cook for us.
[02:47] ---
    Ridiculous! You brought an outsider
    here for such a petty reason?!
[02:52] ---
    We need to feed everyone properly if
    we're going to keep them motivated.
[02:56] ---
    Weren't you griping
    about Izumi-san's curry?
[03:00] ---
    What? I've been working really hard.
[03:03] ---
    I love curry.
[03:05] ---
    Thank you, Mirai-chan!
[03:08] ---
    That's not the issue here!
[03:11] ---
    Am I not welcome here?
[03:15] ---
    I just wanted to help everybody...
[03:20] ---
    Should I leave?
[03:22] ---
    No, that's not it.
[03:24] ---
    We're just surprised. That's all.
[03:26] ---
    Why did you have to bring Haruka here?
[03:29] ---
    She doesn't know anything
    about what's going on!
[03:31] ---
    If something happens to her...
[03:33] ---
    You just have to protect her then.
[03:46] ---
    What are you up to?
[03:48] ---
    You never stop.
[03:49] ---
    I only brought her here to cook for us.
[03:53] ---
    There's no other reason.
[03:55] ---
    And you expect me to believe that?
[03:56] ---
    Well, I suppose I chose her because
    I thought it would be amusing.
[04:01] ---
    What?
[04:03] ---
    The chaos that results from a
    heartbreaking love triangle.
[04:08] ---
    An absolute must for
    summertime recreation.
[04:11] ---
    I love to watch adolescent drama.
[04:13] ---
    You dragged Shigure Haruka here
    to provide entertainment?!
[04:17] ---
    Hold on. A leader shouldn't
    lose his cool so easily.
[04:25] ---
    That's right.
[04:27] ---
    You need to learn to
    control your emotions.
[04:31] ---
    You bastard...
[04:32] ---
    Still...
[04:34] ---
    Technically, she isn't an outsider.
[04:46] ---
    Who is it?
[04:52] ---
    Guess what, Gekkou?
[04:53] ---
    Izumi-chan just taught me that this is
    how we're supposed to play on the beach.
[04:58] ---
    Now, now, Gekkou-kun.
    You're supposed to go,
[05:01] ---
    "You little rascal!" in response.
[05:11] ---
    You little rascal!
[05:13] ---
    Wait! Get on your knees so I
    can smack you hard, you scum!
[05:16] ---
    What are they doing?
[05:19] ---
    Taito, is it okay for me to
    use what I find around here?
[05:24] ---
    It's okay, really.
[05:26] ---
    You don't have to cook for us.
[05:28] ---
    But that's why I'm here.
[05:30] ---
    I'm ready to do whatever
    I can to help you guys.
[05:38] ---
    Then I'll give you a hand.
[05:41] ---
    What? It's okay. You
    should get some rest.
[05:44] ---
    I can't do that.
[05:47] ---
    Uh... What should I do?
[05:50] ---
    In that case, peel the onions for me.
[05:52] ---
    Got it.
[05:59] ---
    Wow, you're good!
[06:02] ---
    This is normal.
[06:10] ---
    Huh? Where's Himea?
[06:16] ---
    Whoa! What are you doing?!
[06:19] ---
    I-I've never done this before...
[06:24] ---
    Wh-What do we do?!
[06:26] ---
    W-Water! Water!
[06:40] ---
    Stupid Taito...
[06:43] ---
    Huh? You're by yourself, Himea-san?
[06:46] ---
    Man... That student council president
    doesn't know how to take a joke.
[06:55] ---
    Hmm?
[07:00] ---
    No thanks.
[07:01] ---
    Oh, really?
[07:05] ---
    Yeah, this is fun. I love the beach.
[07:09] ---
    What about you, Himea-san?
[07:12] ---
    I hate the beach...
[07:25] ---
    It reminds me of the past...
[07:41] ---
    Kurogane-kun is pretty cruel.
[07:44] ---
    How can he leave this
    cute girl all by herself?
[07:47] ---
    Don't badmouth Taito.
[07:50] ---
    Oh. Sorry.
[08:07] ---
    Taito belongs on that side.
[08:13] ---
    If I never got him involved,
    he would still be...
[08:22] ---
    So you feel bad for Shigure-san.
[08:25] ---
    Forget that. Why don't you
    just go glomp him like always?
[08:37] ---
    Aha. You're pretty cute.
[08:40] ---
    Hey!
[08:41] ---
    Considering how you've lived like
    forever and you're super strong.
[08:45] ---
    Man, you're too cute!
[08:47] ---
    Stop it!
[08:49] ---
    That's love for you. Yep,
    I'm a little jealous.
[08:52] ---
    You're so adorable.
[08:55] ---
    Okay, I haves to help you outs here.
[09:04] ---
    A test of courage?
[09:06] ---
    It's the typical nighttime
    recreational event.
[09:11] ---
    I refuse. Are we in grade school?
[09:14] ---
    This is why I can't stand scum.
[09:16] ---
    I like it. Let's do that.
[09:18] ---
    You bastard!
[09:19] ---
    It's a good idea for the student
    council members to fraternize.
[09:23] ---
    One of the goals of this
    camp is to build trust.
[09:27] ---
    Ridiculous. There are better ways to...
[09:30] ---
    Hey, hey. What's a test of courage?
[09:32] ---
    A test of courage is where
[09:35] ---
    you run around places that
    are haunted by ghosts.
[09:38] ---
    Gh-Ghosts?! I can't stand ghosts!
[09:41] ---
    But it's a lot of fun.
[09:44] ---
    I-It's fun?
[09:46] ---
    Yep! Full of exciting
    thrills and nervous chills.
[09:50] ---
    Your heart goes all aflutter!
[09:51] ---
    Really? Is it more exciting
    than Bun-chan-man?
[09:54] ---
    Bun-chan-man can't
    hold a candle to this!
[09:56] ---
    Wow! Count me in! Let's
    do a test of courage!
[09:59] ---
    You slaves can shut up!
[10:01] ---
    I absolutely refuse to...
[10:02] ---
    That settles it.
[10:04] ---
    Suzae-san, please set everything up.
[10:07] ---
    Y-Yes, sir.
[10:11] ---
    A test of courage, huh...
[10:14] ---
    We had one during the school camp.
[10:16] ---
    Yeah, now that you mention it.
[10:18] ---
    There was a huge fuss because
    the girls started crying.
[10:21] ---
    That's right. But I didn't cry.
[10:25] ---
    Really?
[10:27] ---
    Really.
[10:28] ---
    I'm not a crybaby.
[10:38] ---
    You're supposed to pair
    up in a test of courage.
[10:42] ---
    We're supposed to draw straws to
    pick our partners, but I fixed it for you.
[10:46] ---
    Then...
[10:47] ---
    You'll be alone with Kurogane-kun.
[10:49] ---
    When you get to a spot
    that looks really haunted,
[10:52] ---
    scream as loud as you can.
[10:53] ---
    But I'm not scared of ghosts.
[10:55] ---
    Just pretend to be scared.
[10:58] ---
    Put your acting skills to work.
[11:01] ---
    A-Acting skills?
[11:03] ---
    "I'm so scared, Taito. Help."
[11:06] ---
    And then you throw yourself on him.
[11:08] ---
    You can even throw in a kiss or two.
[11:14] ---
    I enjoy the bittersweet
    taste of adolescence.
[11:19] ---
    But you don't want to forget
    to add a spicy kick.
[11:37] ---
    You'll be alone with Kurogane-kun.
[11:39] ---
    When you get to a spot
    that looks really haunted,
[11:42] ---
    scream as loud as you can.
[11:44] ---
    Himea.
[11:46] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[11:48] ---
    Sorry about earlier.
[11:52] ---
    How I left you alone all day.
[11:54] ---
    It's okay. I don't mind.
[11:56] ---
    O-Oh.
[11:58] ---
    Ah, I saw that you and
    Izumi have gotten close.
[12:02] ---
    What were you talking about?
[12:04] ---
    N-Nothing important...
[12:08] ---
    O-Oh...
[12:18] ---
    Izumi-chan! We're starting!
[12:20] ---
    Okay!
[12:24] ---
    Everyone take a piece of paper.
[12:27] ---
    I can't wait to see
    who's paired with who.
[12:29] ---
    Now open your paper.
[12:35] ---
    N-Number one...
[12:37] ---
    Who's number three?
[12:39] ---
    That would be me. Let's enjoy
    ourselves, Kurogane-kun.
[12:44] ---
    What? Seriously?
[12:49] ---
    It won't be that easy.
[12:52] ---
    Obstacles add spice to adolescence.
[12:55] ---
    Kurosu-san, that's not very mature.
[12:59] ---
    We'll go in order then.
[13:00] ---
    Gekkou-kun and Mirai-san go first.
[13:02] ---
    Then it's Himea-san and Aomi-san.
[13:04] ---
    Followed by Shigure-san and Suzae-san.
[13:07] ---
    Kurogane-kun and I will go last.
[13:09] ---
    Yeah... This is weak.
[13:12] ---
    Oh? You wanted to be
    paired up with a girl?
[13:19] ---
    Let's get started.
[13:20] ---
    I want to be finished
    with this worthless game.
[13:23] ---
    Hey! Wait up, Gekkou!
[13:26] ---
    Okay, then. Time to start the
    super fun test of courage!
[13:37] ---
    G-G-Gekkou...
[13:39] ---
    A-Are there any ghosts around?
    Do they really exist?
[13:43] ---
    A demon shouldn't be scared of ghosts.
[13:45] ---
    And get off me. It's hard to walk.
[13:47] ---
    B-B-But...
[13:53] ---
    There it is!
[13:55] ---
    Hey, wait!
[14:05] ---
    G-Gekkou...
[14:14] ---
    Th-This isn't scary at all.
[14:17] ---
    We're just walking
    through a dark forest.
[14:21] ---
    Yes! There's no reason to be scared.
[14:30] ---
    Sounds like they're having a blast.
[14:38] ---
    Sorry to disappoint you.
[14:41] ---
    It's weird though. I fixed
    it so you'd be paired up.
[14:45] ---
    It doesn't matter now.
[14:48] ---
    You're a strange person.
[14:51] ---
    Why are you helping me?
[14:54] ---
    Humans will never do anything
    that doesn't benefit them.
[14:59] ---
    Ouch. But Kurogane-kun's also human.
[15:03] ---
    Taito's special.
[15:05] ---
    I see.
[15:08] ---
    Well, you're probably right.
[15:11] ---
    I'm only here because
    I want to have fun.
[15:15] ---
    Fun?
[15:16] ---
    Yep, I'm having fun.
[15:18] ---
    Between joining the student council,
    participating in this camp,
[15:22] ---
    and this weird training,
    I'm having a blast.
[15:27] ---
    Aren't you an ordinary human?
[15:30] ---
    You aren't immortal like Taito is.
[15:33] ---
    Aren't you scared of dying?
[15:38] ---
    Everybody dies eventually.
[15:41] ---
    It's just a matter of how soon.
[15:44] ---
    In the end, we're all dead.
[15:48] ---
    Are you having fun?
[15:51] ---
    Me?
[15:52] ---
    Mr. Kurosu told me.
[15:55] ---
    Vampires are really strong
    and live really long.
[15:59] ---
    So you aren't going to die so easily.
[16:01] ---
    But I have to wonder if that's any fun.
[16:12] ---
    You see, I want to have fun because
    I know I have a time limit.
[16:21] ---
    So Hime-chan,
[16:23] ---
    let's have fun.
[16:28] ---
    Well, I'm certainly
    enjoying the atmosphere.
[16:32] ---
    Yeah.
[16:34] ---
    Kurogane-kun, you can hold
    my hand if you're scared.
[16:38] ---
    U-Uh, I'll pass.
[16:40] ---
    Oh?
[16:42] ---
    I guess you would have preferred
    to be with Himea-san?
[16:46] ---
    Or perhaps Shigure Haruka-san?
[16:49] ---
    I'm so jealous of how you're
    surrounded by girls.
[16:52] ---
    You should share.
[16:54] ---
    Is that something a
    teacher should be saying?
[16:58] ---
    But Himea-san is special.
[17:03] ---
    We wouldn't want you to make her sad
    and get the world destroyed in the process.
[17:10] ---
    The military knows everything.
[17:12] ---
    Including the fact that the Rapture
    spell was activated in Miyasaka High School.
[17:20] ---
    Ramiel Lilith, the ancient witch...
[17:24] ---
    Once her loneliness drove her insane,
[17:26] ---
    she tried to use the Rapture
    spell to end the world.
[17:29] ---
    So the prophecy ordains.
[17:32] ---
    Prophecy?
[17:33] ---
    The military and I, the
    other magic societies,
[17:37] ---
    the brothers Gekkou-kun and Hinata-kun,
    and the otherworldly Seraphim
[17:41] ---
    are all moving according to prophecy.
[17:48] ---
    We want you to like Himea-san.
[17:52] ---
    I don't need you to tell me that!
[17:57] ---
    That answer earns you 100
    points, Kurogane-kun.
[18:03] ---
    Did you see any ghosts?
[18:04] ---
    
[18:07] ---
    I appreciate it, Kurogane-kun.
[18:18] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:21] ---
    Feeling dizzy?
[18:39] ---
    Taito...
[18:55] ---
    Go! Zap away!
[19:04] ---
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[19:12] ---
    We did it!
[19:14] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Yahoo!
[19:17] ---
    Our friendship triumphs in the end!
[19:20] ---
    You didn't do anything!
[19:22] ---
    What? I was cheering for you and stuff.
[19:25] ---
    We did it! We beat it!
[19:29] ---
    S-Sorry, I wasn't thinking...
[19:32] ---
    Taito!
[19:43] ---
    Another uneventful summer...
[19:51] ---
    You shouldn't do that, Mr. Kurosu.
[19:55] ---
    Delicious.
[19:56] ---
    I'm sure that you'll
    make a wonderful wife.
[19:59] ---
    P-Please...
[20:01] ---
    Are you working hard for the
    sake of the person you like?
[20:06] ---
    Huh?! N-No, I'm just...
[20:08] ---
    I'm sure that the person
    you like is very happy.
[20:13] ---
    D-Do you think so?
[20:16] ---
    Yes, I'm positive.
SIGN    Festival
[20:31] ---
    Can't forget about these
    when you're at the beach.
[20:34] ---
    Lemme try! Lemme try!
[20:36] ---
    Hmph. Honestly, worthless trash.
[20:40] ---
    Gekkou! Gekkou! This is crazy!
[20:45] ---
    Idiot! Don't point them at me!
[20:51] ---
    Damn you trash!
[20:53] ---
    I'm executing every last one of you!
[21:04] ---
    It's beautiful...
[21:06] ---
    Good work, Haruka.
[21:08] ---
    Thanks for cooking.
[21:11] ---
    If you're happy, then I'm glad I came.
[21:15] ---
    Look at it go!
[21:23] ---
    Go on. Ask him to join you.
[21:28] ---
    But...
[21:42] ---
    Oh, it's too bad.
[21:44] ---
    Keep at it, Haruka.
[21:46] ---
    Uh-huh...
[21:53] ---
    Taito...
[21:55] ---
    Hmm? What is it?
[21:57] ---
    Well, I...
[22:03] ---
    Taito...
[22:06] ---
    Tai...to...
[22:08] ---
    I really...
[22:14] ---
    ...like you.
[24:10] ---
    Okay! I have a question!
[24:13] ---
    Do you have a childhood friend?
[24:17] ---
    Is this friend a boy? Or a girl?
[24:19] ---
    The next question is for
    those who answered a girl.
[24:22] ---
    Does this childhood friend
    ever make lunch for you?
[24:26] ---
    Does she include your favorite foods?
[24:30] ---
    How do you feel about
    this childhood friend?
[24:34] ---
    Would you classify your affection
    as friendship? Or perhaps love?
SIGN    Next Episode "Classmate Spirited Away"
[24:38] ---
    I would...
[24:38] ---
    

Season 1

10 - Classmate Spirited Away

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[00:08] Haruka
    Taito...
[00:10] Haruka
    I really...
[00:16] Haruka
    ...like you.
[00:18] Taito
    I have to make my feelings clear.
[00:21] Taito
    Even if I end up hurting
    Haruka in the process...
[00:24] Taito
    I promised to always
    be by Himea's side...
SIGN    Shigure Residence
[00:30] Taito
    Haruka.
[00:35] Taito
    Uh, hello?
[00:37] Taito
    What's up, Haruka?
[00:38] Mom
    Taito-kun?
[00:39] Taito
    Oh, uh...
[00:41] Taito
    Mrs. Shigure?
[00:42] Mom
    Um, Taito-kun?
[00:44] Mom
    Is Haruka with you?
[00:46] Taito
    Huh? No, she's not...
[00:49] Mom
    Don't lie to me.
[00:51] Mom
    I won't get mad.
[00:53] Mom
    No matter what happens between you two.
[00:56] Taito
    Wait, Mrs. Shigure. What
    are you talking about?
[00:58] Taito
    I don't understand what's going on.
[01:02] Mom
    Haruka hasn't come home.
[01:06] Mom
    It's so late,
[01:08] Mom
    but she's not answering her phone!
[01:18] Saeko
    Y-You're...
[02:59] Taito
    What do you mean?!
[03:03] Gekkou
    Exactly what I said.
[03:05] Gekkou
    I thought I made it simple enough
    for an idiot to understand.
[03:08] Taito
    Don't mess around!
[03:09] Taito
    Wasn't she supposed to be with
    someone from the military?!
SIGN    "Classmate Spirited Away"
[03:12] Gekkou
    They've always been incompetent.
[03:16] Izumi
    Um, let's see...
[03:18] Izumi
    Suzae Saeko's vehicle
    was attacked by two men
[03:24] Izumi
    who were using magic.
[03:30] Izumi
    At the moment, it is unclear
    which organization they belong to
[03:34] Izumi
    or why they kidnapped the
    passenger Shigure Haruka.
[03:38] Izumi
    Huh...
[03:40] Mirai
    Hey, what does kidnap mean?
[03:42] Mirai
    Is Haruka a kidnap?
[03:49] Taito
    This is my fault...
[03:51] Izumi
    Huh?
[03:52] Taito
    It's my fault that
    Haruka was kidnapped...
[03:55] Izumi
    No, no.
[03:56] Izumi
    You're thinking...
[03:57] Taito
    It must have been you, Edelka!
[03:59] Taito
    That's bull!
[03:59] Taito
    Bullshit!
[04:01] Edelka
    If you assumed that the price for
    that wish wouldn't be as steep,
[04:06] Edelka
    you are gravely mistaken.
[04:09] Edelka
    See for yourself.
[04:12] Edelka
    That you have lost something
    very important...
[04:17] Taito
    Dammit! Dammit!
[04:19] Taito
    Why?! Why Haruka?!
[04:21] Mirai
    Whoa! What's wrong, immortal guy?!
[04:23] Izumi
    Hey, stop it!
[04:25] Izumi
    I don't know what happened,
[04:27] Izumi
    but hurting yourself
    isn't going to help.
[04:32] Taito
    Yeah...
[04:34] Taito
    I can't do anything
    about this situation...
[04:48] Gekkou
    What's this about?
[04:51] Taito
    Please lend me your strength...
[04:54] Taito
    I hate to admit it, but I don't
    have the ability to find Haruka.
[05:09] Taito
    But you do!
[05:12] Taito
    Lend me your strength!
[05:13] Taito
    Please, I beg of you!
[05:16] Gekkou
    The act of prostrating yourself
    is worth nothing to me.
[05:19] Gekkou
    I was going to find Shigure
    Haruka regardless.
[05:24] Taito
    Gekkou...
[05:25] Gekkou
    The students of this
    school are all my slaves.
[05:29] Gekkou
    I won't allow them to be harmed.
[05:31] Mirai
    Gekkou's so cool!
[05:34] Izumi
    But he makes everything so complicated.
[05:36] Izumi
    You could just say that we're going
    to save Haruka-chan together.
[05:41] Taito
    Everyone...
[05:44] Kurosu
    Man, beautiful youthful friendship.
[05:48] Gekkou
    What do you want?
[05:50] Gekkou
    I'm sorry to say that I
    don't have time to waste
[05:53] Gekkou
    on an incompetent failure who
    couldn't even keep a student safe.
[05:57] Kurosu
    As always, it's only your mouth
    that's actually competent.
[06:00] Gekkou
    You've got some nerve
    to show your face...
[06:07] N
    Attention, all students.
[06:09] N
    There's been a report that a bomb was
    discovered in the cellar of the school.
[06:15] N
    The school will be closed until
    the bomb has been disposed of.
[06:19] N
    All students should immediately go home.
[06:24] Kurosu
    And there you have it.
[06:25] Kurosu
    You should all leave at once.
[06:28] Kurosu
    If you don't hurry, you'll go boom!
[06:32] Mirai
    Boom?
[06:34] Kurosu
    Yes, boom!
[06:37] Gekkou
    Making up a bomb threat so they can
    send troops to take control of the school...
[06:43] Gekkou
    Explain what's going on here.
[06:46] Kurosu
    I'll cut to the chase.
[06:49] Kurosu
    Please give up on Shigure Haruka.
[06:53] Taito
    What?!
[06:54] Taito
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:55] Kurosu
    It was a high-level political decision.
[06:58] Kurosu
    Isn't that right, Suzae-san?
[07:00] Saeko
    The military has learned that the
    church has been involved in recent events.
[07:07] Gekkou
    What did you say?
[07:09] Himea
    The church...
[07:10] Taito
    They're the ones who
    made Himea suffer...
[07:17] Taito
    Hey! Why did they kidnap Haruka?!
[07:21] Kurosu
    Beats me.
[07:22] Kurosu
    They must have found a use for her?
[07:25] Izumi
    Hey, I have a question.
[07:27] Kurosu
    Go ahead, Aomi-san.
[07:29] Izumi
    If you know that they have her, why
    aren't you trying to negotiate a deal.
[07:32] Izumi
    Tell them to give back Haruka-chan.
[07:34] Kurosu
    Well, there are reasons
    why we can't do that.
[07:37] Kurosu
    To be honest, the military is
    on bad terms with the church.
[07:41] Taito
    Then we'll do this...
[07:42] Kurosu
    That would be even worse.
[07:45] Kurosu
    They believe that you're
    working for the military.
[07:49] Kurosu
    One wrong move and you'll start a war.
[07:52] Kurosu
    In other words,
[07:54] Kurosu
    you kids should stay home.
[07:58] Taito
    That's why you're telling
    us to give up on Haruka?!
[08:01] Kurosu
    Yes.
[08:02] Kurosu
    Well, she was in the wrong
    place at the wrong time.
[08:05] Taito
    You bastard!
[08:07] Kurosu
    And you've made the
    wrong decision again.
[08:10] Kurosu
    Don't you understand the overwhelming
    difference between your strength and mine?
[08:13] Taito
    Get that smirk off your face!
[08:15] Kurosu
    I was expecting that.
[08:19] Kurosu
    Kurenai-kun tends to wait for
    an opportunity to counterattack.
[08:22] Kurosu
    If you show him an opening, he'll
    leap like a mouse into a trap.
[08:27] Gekkou
    Enough of your prattle!
[08:28] Himea
    Taito! Run!
[08:35] Himea
    Taito!
[08:39] Kurosu
    Oh, I always forget
    to control my strength
[08:42] Kurosu
    because Kurogane-kun
    has such a tough body.
[08:45] Himea
    How dare you hurt Taito!
[08:52] Kurosu
    Now, time for your punishment.
[08:55] Gekkou
    Damn you...
[08:56] Mirai
    Hey! Don't bully Gekkou!
[08:58] Kurosu
    Your teacher is very sad.
[09:01] Kurosu
    I see that none of you have
    improved after the training camp.
[09:05] Kurosu
    I am very disappointed.
[09:07] Kurosu
    One wrong decision can cost
    you your life in a battle.
[09:16] Izumi
    Hey, I have an idea.
[09:18] Kurosu
    What is it?
[09:19] Izumi
    We surrender!
[09:23] Gekkou
    Fool, what are you doing?!
[09:25] Izumi
    Now, now.
[09:27] Izumi
    You can't do anything if you're dead.
[09:30] Kurosu
    Man, I'm glad that I recruited
    Aomi-san into the student council.
[09:34] Kurosu
    Now I don't have to hurt
    my beloved students.
[09:38] Himea
    Taito, are you okay?!
[09:40] Mirai
    Gekkou!
[09:42] Taito
    Sorry, Himea...
[09:45] Izumi
    I'm sorry. Was that unnecessary?
[09:48] Gekkou
    You're apologizing to the wrong person.
[09:51] Gekkou
    He'll regret not killing
    me, sooner or later.
[10:05] Haruka
    This is...
[10:08] Hasga
    You're finally awake?
[10:10] Hasga
    Well, you probably would
    be better off asleep.
[10:29] Himea
    Taito really cares about her...
[10:38] Himea
    Who are you?
[10:39] Serge
    A pleasure to meet you,
    vampire Saitohimea-san.
[10:43] Serge
    I am Serge Entolio. I make
    my living as a Spell Breaker.
[10:47] Himea
    Spell Breaker?
[10:49] Serge
    Yes, I remove and seal various
    curses and spells, for a price.
[10:55] Himea
    So? What business do you have with me?
[10:58] Himea
    I don't recall ever
    requesting your help.
[11:02] Serge
    I actually have a proposition to make.
[11:09] Himea
    What is your goal?
[11:12] Serge
    To make a deal.
[11:13] Himea
    A deal?
[11:15] Serge
    Yes, we offer to exchange
    Shigure Haruka for you.
[11:20] Himea
    I see. So the church was
    after me from the beginning.
[11:25] Serge
    Oh? If you understand, that
    should make this quick.
[11:30] Serge
    We were hired to capture
    and seal Saitohimea.
[11:34] Serge
    Shigure Haruka was captured
    to serve as bait.
[11:38] Himea
    Unfortunately, I couldn't care
    less about what happens to her...
[11:41] Serge
    You may not care...
[11:47] Hasga
    I love that look on your face.
[11:49] Hasga
    Makes it more fun to torture you.
[11:51] Hasga
    Come on!
[11:52] Hasga
    Let me see the despair in your eyes, eh?
[11:56] Serge
    However, when Shigure Haruka is beaten
    into a shell of her former self,
[12:02] Serge
    how will Kurogane Taito react?
[12:07] Serge
    The human heart is fragile.
[12:09] Serge
    He will be forced to live
    an eternity in despair.
[12:16] Serge
    What would be the right thing for
    you to do for the one you love?
[12:20] Serge
    I'm sure you know the answer.
[12:26] Serge
    Deal.
[12:28] Serge
    We'll be waiting for you.
[12:35] Izumi
    You're really going to leave?
[12:47] Izumi
    Yeah, I thought I'd do some snooping
    around, and look what I've found.
[12:52] Izumi
    Are you really sure about this?
[12:54] Izumi
    You'll never see Kurogane-kun again.
[12:58] Izumi
    I see.
[12:59] Izumi
    You're going to sacrifice
    yourself for the one you love.
[13:03] Izumi
    So you're pretty old-fashioned.
[13:05] Izumi
    Well, I guess I shouldn't say that
    when you've lived ten thousand years.
[13:09] Izumi
    Yeah, sorry for being
    a smart-alecky human,
[13:14] Himea
    You're a strange human.
[13:16] Izumi
    I get that a lot.
[13:19] Izumi
    So, you haven't changed your mind?
[13:24] Himea
    Taito belonged on the other side...
[13:27] Himea
    I don't want to get him
    involved in any more trouble.
[13:30] Himea
    Besides, I've already received so much.
[13:34] Himea
    More memories than I can hold onto.
[13:37] Himea
    That's enough for me.
[13:42] Izumi
    You really love him.
[13:45] Izumi
    But it's too bad.
[13:47] Izumi
    I had a lot of fun.
[13:50] Izumi
    Watching you and Kurogane-kun
    act all lovey-dovey.
[13:56] Himea
    Izumi, we didn't get to spend
    a lot of time together,
[13:58] Himea
    but it's been fun.
[14:01] Himea
    Goodbye.
[14:06] Izumi
    Ah. Geez...
[14:12] Taito
    Damn Gekkou...
[14:14] Taito
    What's he doing...
[14:16] Taito
    What should I do?
[14:17] Taito
    What should I do to save Haruka?!
[14:18] Taito
    Why can't I do anything by myself?!
[14:21] Himea
    Alto.
[14:32] Himea
    Here I am.
[14:35] Himea
    So this is Taito's room...
[14:39] Himea
    I told Izumi that I've had enough,
[14:41] Himea
    but I guess I'm just greedy.
[15:02] Himea
    I'm sorry, Taito...
[15:22] Himea
    I love you.
[15:30] Taito
    Huh? I was...
[15:34] Yuika
    Bro, you have a visitor.
[15:36] Izumi
    Hello.
[15:58] Serge
    Welcome.
[16:00] Himea
    I'm here.
[16:02] Himea
    Now let her go.
[16:04] Hasga
    We can't do that.
[16:07] Hasga
    She still has a use.
[16:09] Himea
    What?
[16:11] Himea
    No!
[16:13] Taito
    Himea's going to take Haruka's place?
[16:16] Taito
    What the hell?
[16:18] Taito
    She didn't tell me anything!
[16:19] Taito
    Why would she...
[16:24] Izumi
    You don't know why she did this?
[16:26] Taito
    Izumi...
[16:27] Izumi
    Hime-chan's lived ten thousand
    years and possesses super powers,
[16:32] Izumi
    but around you, she was
    just a girl in love.
[16:38] Izumi
    So what are you going to do?
[16:41] Taito
    I'm...
[16:48] Taito
    ...going to bring Himea back.
[16:50] Izumi
    Uh-huh.
[16:51] Taito
    And take Haruka back.
[16:53] Izumi
    Uh-huh.
[16:54] Taito
    I realize that I'm not that strong,
[16:57] Taito
    but I'll crawl on the ground if that's
    what it takes to get them back!
[17:02] Izumi
    Well said!
[17:03] Taito
    Ow. Thanks, Izumi.
[17:05] Izumi
    Ooh, you're looking much sharper now.
[17:09] Taito
    Hello?
[17:10] Gekkou
    We're taking back the
    student council office.
[17:13] Taito
    Gekkou?!
[17:14] Gekkou
    If you want to make yourself
    useful, come to the front gate.
[17:17] Gekkou
    You can at least serve
    as a human shield.
[17:21] Mirai
    Gekkou, are you feeling better?
[17:23] Mirai
    If you aren't, I'll sing the
    Bu-chan-man song for you!
[17:26] Gekkou
    No, thanks.
[17:32] Mirai
    Gekkou?
[17:33] Gekkou
    Just shut up and follow me.
[17:37] Mirai
    Uh-huh!
[17:45] Mirai
    Zap away!
[17:49] Taito
    Hey, you shouldn't kill them...
[17:52] Gekkou
    Don't worry.
[17:54] Gekkou
    Those are Kurosu's shikigami.
[17:57] Taito
    Okay. No need to hold back then.
[18:01] Gekkou
    Let's move.
[18:02] Both
    Yeah!
[18:03] Saeko
    There are trespassers inside the school!
[18:06] Saeko
    They've broken through
    the first perimeter!
[18:08] Kurosu
    So they've come.
[18:10] Kurosu
    I like it.
[18:12] Kurosu
    Kids are supposed to rebel
    against the establishment.
[18:16] Gekkou
    Spell Breakers?
[18:17] Izumi
    Uh-huh, Hime-chan was talking
    to someone named Serge.
[18:22] Gekkou
    Serge Entolio.
[18:23] Gekkou
    He and his younger brother Hasga
[18:24] Gekkou
    are Spell Breakers who have seen
    a lot of business recently.
[18:28] Taito
    You've heard of them?
[18:30] Gekkou
    Don't you realize who I am?
[18:32] Gekkou
    I have an idea about where the
    Entolio brothers might be.
[18:36] Saeko
    They've broken through
    the third perimeter!
[18:38] Saeko
    What's going on...
[18:39] Saeko
    It's as though they're aiming for
    the weakest areas of our defenses.
[18:42] Kurosu
    They've got a talented
    scout on their side.
[18:46] Kurosu
    A pretty fine team, I'd say.
[18:48] Saeko
    Kurosu-san?
[18:49] Kurosu
    It appears that I'll be forced to go
    greet them as the last line of defense.
[18:54] Gekkou
    That won't be necessary.
[18:57] Gekkou
    We've come to you.
[19:00] Kurosu
    How naughty of you to be walking
    around at such a late hour.
[19:04] Gekkou
    That's my seat.
[19:06] Gekkou
    The elderly should be
    drinking tea on a porch.
[19:09] Kurosu
    How rude.
[19:11] Kurosu
    Suzae-san isn't that old yet.
[19:13] Saeko
    Me?!
[19:15] Saeko
    Forgive me...
[19:17] Gekkou
    You won't be making
    fun of us much longer.
[19:21] Gekkou
    Open!
[19:23] Kurosu
    Oh, you know who kidnapped Shigure-san.
[19:27] Kurosu
    But I can't let you
    pass through that rift.
[19:30] Gekkou
    Charge.
[19:31] Mirai
    Okay!
[19:32] Mirai
    Go!
[19:34] Kurosu
    You never change, Kurenai-kun.
[19:36] Kurosu
    Haven't you realized that
    you're limiting yourself...
[19:44] Gekkou
    What were you saying?
[19:47] Gekkou
    Go, Kurogane Taito!
[19:48] Taito
    Don't die!
[19:53] Kurosu
    You've learned how to become a
    tool for the sake of someone else.
[19:57] Kurosu
    You've finally achieved a passing grade.
[20:03] Kurosu
    Now, it's time for a fun remedial class.
[20:11] Taito
    Himea... Haruka...
[20:13] Taito
    I'm coming to save you!
[21:49] Serge
    I have captured Saitohimea,
    as requested.
[21:53] Church
    How very typical of half-breeds
    to use a human hostage.
[21:58] Hasga
    You bastard!
[21:59] Hasga
    Bro...
[22:01] Serge
    I look forward to doing
    more business with you.
[22:19] Serge
    Are you awake?
[22:20] Haruka
    Uh-huh, the ignorant side of
    me must have been frightened.
[22:26] Haruka
    Did she struggle?
[22:28] Serge
    You should ask Serge.
[22:30] Hasga
    Man, I always get stuck
    with the dirty work.
[22:33] Hasga
    I really can't stand making
    girls cry and stuff.
[22:38] Serge
    But my pure heart would prevent me
    from ever performing such a task.
[22:41] Hasga
    No, you've got a nasty streak deep down.
[22:44] Serge
    Oh, is that what you think about me?
[22:47] Serge
    I'm shocked.
[22:49] Haruka
    You brothers are very close.
[22:51] Serge
    Let's get to the business at hand.
[22:54] Serge
    Your request is for us to seal the
    "observer" personality inside you.
[22:59] Serge
    Is that correct?
[23:00] Haruka
    Uh-huh, it is.
[23:03] Serge
    In other words, you want
    us to destroy your persona,
[23:06] Serge
    the one that was created by the
    Seraphim to monitor Kurogane Taito.
[23:12] Haruka
    I know.
[23:15] Haruka
    You'll receive the information
    about the Seraphim
[23:17] Haruka
    that's in my head when
    you destroy me, right?
[23:20] Serge
    Yes, that will more than
    pay for the service.
[23:23] Serge
    We will do the best job we can.
[23:27] Haruka
    Promise me one last thing.
[23:30] Haruka
    Once you've destroyed me
    and sealed Saitohimea,
[23:33] Haruka
    return this girl, Shigure
    Haruka, to Kurogane Taito.
[23:41] Haruka
    She found the courage to
    tell him how she feels.
[23:44] Haruka
    So she no longer needs me.
[23:48] Serge
    You have such a beautiful smile.
[23:51] Serge
    I envy the man who has your affection.
[24:11] Taito
    Oh, I just realized that we
    haven't talked much, Gekkou.
[24:15] Gekkou
    Yes, and I have no plans
    to talk with trash.
[24:18] Gekkou
    Scram.
[24:18] Taito
    Yeah, yeah. Got it.
[24:20] Taito
    Hey, by the way...
[24:21] Gekkou
    I told you to scram.
[24:22] Taito
    Do you have a girlfriend?
[24:24] Gekkou
    What?!
[24:24] Taito
    Of course, you do.
[24:26] Taito
    Look at how popular you are.
[24:27] Taito
    But what about Mirai?
[24:30] Gekkou
    I don't have time to answer
    your stupid question.
[24:33] Taito
    What?! You're going out with Mirai?!
[24:34] Gekkou
    Okay, get down on your knees.
SIGN    Next Time: "Summer Vacation Catastrophe"
[24:35] Gekkou
    I'm going to kill you.
[24:36] Taito
    Damn! I guessed right?!
[24:37] Gekkou
    Die!
[24:40] ---
    

Season 1

11 - Summer Vacation Catastrophe

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[00:04] ---
    Can't see a thing...
[00:06] ---
    Ow!
[00:07] ---
    Damn, what is this place?
[00:09] ---
    Master.
[00:11] ---
    Over here.
[00:16] ---
    Meowka?!
[00:17] ---
    Now is the time to use the Yz spell.
[00:20] ---
    Huh? What will that do?
[00:23] ---
    The spell will allow you
    to see this world clearly.
[00:26] ---
    Oh, so it's like a flashlight?
[00:29] ---
    No! Yz is a powerful spell for
    illuminating the entire world!
[00:33] ---
    I get it! I get it!
[00:36] ---
    Yz!
[00:38] ---
    Whoa! I can see! Wow!
[00:40] ---
    Bye.
[00:42] ---
    Thanks, Meowka.
[00:44] ---
    We performed a ritual to seal
    away all light and sound...
[00:49] ---
    That's a fascinating
    familiar you have there.
[01:04] ---
    Himea!
[01:05] ---
    Haruka!
SIGN    Student Council
[01:23] ---
    Mirai Kick!
[01:29] ---
    A pity.
SIGN    "Summer Vacation Catastrophe"
[01:30] ---
    Don't forget that you can't dodge
    anything once you're airborne.
[01:35] ---
    And in battle, you are supposed to
    utilize the tools that are available to you.
[01:39] ---
    Trash!
[01:50] ---
    If you expect the same trick
    to work twice, you're a fool.
[01:56] ---
    Don't worry.
[01:57] ---
    I'm no fool.
[01:59] ---
    Back in action!
[02:15] ---
    Good grief. This was expensive.
[02:19] ---
    Don't worry. You won't need a
    tie after I remove your head.
[02:23] ---
    I suppose I should get serious.
[02:29] ---
    Gekkou!
[02:31] ---
    Damn!
[02:42] ---
    You've died once.
[02:43] ---
    Twice, three times.
[02:45] ---
    Four times.
[02:47] ---
    The stupid student council president
    forgot that I can use magic.
[02:53] ---
    Gekkou isn't stupid!
[02:56] ---
    Just you watch! I'm gonna
    tear this guy apart!
[03:01] ---
    Okay, I'll kill this demon.
[03:03] ---
    As a demonstration.
[03:06] ---
    Wait!
[03:08] ---
    Wait?
[03:10] ---
    Are you ordering me around?
[03:14] ---
    I'm begging you to wait.
[03:20] ---
    Gekkou?
[03:22] ---
    I admit defeat.
[03:24] ---
    Please don't kill Mirai.
[03:26] ---
    I need you to demonstrate
    that you're sincere.
[03:33] ---
    No way! No way! No way!
[03:35] ---
    Gekkou! I can beat him!
[03:37] ---
    I already snapped his arm!
[03:43] ---
    No way! It healed!
[03:45] ---
    You learned a valuable lesson today.
[03:49] ---
    It is very sad when you have no power.
[03:57] ---
    If you're upset, you simply need
    to obtain enough power to kill me.
[04:08] ---
    Gekkou...
[04:15] ---
    Oh, no! Someone has broken
    through the barrier!
[04:24] ---
    You're...
[04:28] ---
    Hinata!
[04:36] ---
    Pathetic, dear brother.
[04:40] ---
    So you're the Spell Breakers?!
[04:43] ---
    I am Serge Entolio.
[04:45] ---
    And this is my brother, Hasga.
[04:48] ---
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[04:50] ---
    Give them back!
[04:52] ---
    Very well.
[04:53] ---
    However, we'll only be
    returning one of them.
[05:00] ---
    Haruka!
[05:03] ---
    We no longer need that
    girl. Take her with you.
[05:06] ---
    Bastards! What did you do to Haruka?!
[05:10] ---
    Shigure Haruka was born unlucky.
[05:13] ---
    You can't imagine how bad she has it.
[05:16] ---
    What are you talking about?
[05:17] ---
    We can't tell you. Our policy is to
    protect the privacy of our clients.
[05:21] ---
    Policy?!
[05:23] ---
    Let's finish this then.
[05:30] ---
    I'm sure that Saitohimea is happy
[05:34] ---
    you're here to see this, Kurogane-kun.
[05:45] ---
    Brother, you're struggling
    against this weak opponent?
[05:49] ---
    Hinata!
[05:51] ---
    Well, you don't stand much of a chance
    when you're still using my old stuff.
[05:56] ---
    Hey! Don't call me old stuff!
[05:58] ---
    Excuse me. Mind if I say hello?
[06:02] ---
    Kurosu Firiel Yuuichi.
[06:04] ---
    A military agent, correct?
[06:07] ---
    Oh, I am amazed that you know who I am.
[06:11] ---
    You're stuck with this annoying guy
    because you ignored my warning.
[06:18] ---
    Wouldn't you agree, Aomi Izumi-san?
[06:22] ---
    Am I famous or something?
[06:24] ---
    Of course. You are
    included in the prophecy.
[06:28] ---
    Prophecy?
[06:31] ---
    Isn't that why you let her
    join the student council?
[06:35] ---
    Prophecy...
[06:36] ---
    You mean the prophecy
    the Seraphim spoke of?
[06:39] ---
    You know so much, brother.
[06:41] ---
    But I can't tell you any more right now.
[06:46] ---
    What?!
[06:47] ---
    Are you here to tease Gekkou-kun?
[06:51] ---
    I like the sound of that.
[06:54] ---
    Is that how you express
    your brotherly love?
[06:56] ---
    A person who can barely reach the 1st
    Scudel of prophecy would never understand.
[07:03] ---
    And how far have you gone?
[07:06] ---
    The 3rd Scudel.
[07:09] ---
    The feeble minds of humans are
    no match for the prophecy.
[07:14] ---
    I see why you are the Seraphim's crow.
[07:18] ---
    Now I want to make you mine.
[07:23] ---
    You should stop.
[07:25] ---
    You can't reach me.
[07:28] ---
    Oh? You're rather confident.
[07:44] ---
    Good grief. What a nasty spell.
[07:48] ---
    These guys are...
[07:51] ---
    Do you understand now? You're twenty
    thousand steps behind me, not ahead of me.
[07:58] ---
    I'll excuse myself then.
[08:01] ---
    The military's barrier
    should be returning soon.
[08:04] ---
    Wait, Hinata!
[08:05] ---
    Brother.
[08:07] ---
    I hope that you'll
    have shortened my lead
[08:09] ---
    to ten thousand steps
    the next time we meet.
[08:13] ---
    Kurogane-kun is waiting.
[08:15] ---
    What?!
[08:20] ---
    Himea!
[08:21] ---
    Outta my way!
[08:23] ---
    I don't get it.
[08:26] ---
    Aren't you sick of having that
    evil witch hanging around?
[08:30] ---
    We're helping you here.
[08:32] ---
    What did you say?!
[08:34] ---
    You should be happy.
[08:36] ---
    Thanks to us, you don't have to
    deal with that nasty witch anymore.
[08:40] ---
    Screw that! I won't accept it!
[08:44] ---
    Break!
[08:55] ---
    What was that...
[08:57] ---
    What did you do?
[08:59] ---
    Hasga specializes in breaking things.
[09:01] ---
    Breaking things?
[09:02] ---
    I broke you and the space around you.
[09:07] ---
    By the way, I specialize in seals.
[09:11] ---
    That's why we're the Spell Breakers.
[09:15] ---
    You're just an ordinary human.
[09:19] ---
    Why would you volunteer to become
    this monster's plaything?
[09:24] ---
    Himea is...
[09:25] ---
    ...not a monster!
[09:30] ---
    Stupid.
[09:32] ---
    She's only pretty on the outside.
[09:35] ---
    Shut up!
[09:37] ---
    Destroy!
[09:41] ---
    Your attacks won't work on me.
[09:47] ---
    Ow!
[09:49] ---
    Master! Cast the spell!
[09:55] ---
    Just cast the spell!
[09:57] ---
    Skalz!
[09:59] ---
    Skalz?
[10:09] ---
    What was that?
[10:12] ---
    The terrifying curse of a cat.
[10:14] ---
    Curse?
[10:15] ---
    What did you curse?
[10:17] ---
    Magic.
[10:18] ---
    So what's going to happen?
[10:20] ---
    Beats me.
[10:21] ---
    Don't give me that!
[10:22] ---
    Well, it's all yours now.
[10:24] ---
    Huh?! Wait! Don't mess around!
[10:26] ---
    You're the one messing around!
[10:31] ---
    We were offering to turn you
    back into a normal human.
[10:36] ---
    What's your problem?
[10:39] ---
    Shut up!
[10:40] ---
    Destroy!
[10:46] ---
    We can remove your ability
    to come back to life.
[10:50] ---
    We can completely seal Saitohimea.
[10:54] ---
    Once that's done, you'll
    be normal again.
[10:58] ---
    I never asked
[11:00] ---
    for your help!
[11:03] ---
    Destroy!
[11:08] ---
    Destroy!
[11:13] ---
    Destroy!
[11:21] ---
    You look pale.
[11:24] ---
    Are you out of lives now?
[11:27] ---
    You can't die again.
[11:29] ---
    So tell us how you really feel.
[11:32] ---
    Do you really intend to throw away
    the rest of your life for Saitohimea?
[11:39] ---
    Betraying your family, friends,
[11:43] ---
    and Shigure Haruka-san in the process...
[11:46] ---
    Your actions will betray
    the people around you
[11:49] ---
    and cause them sorrow.
[11:51] ---
    I just...
[11:53] ---
    ...don't want to make anyone sad!
[11:59] ---
    Stop joking.
[12:01] ---
    What can you possibly do,
[12:03] ---
    when you're this weak?
[12:05] ---
    That's why we're offering to help you.
[12:09] ---
    Kurogane Taito will
    become an ordinary human
[12:12] ---
    and return to his original
    world with Shigure Haruka.
[12:15] ---
    You'll forget everything
    about Saitohimea.
[12:18] ---
    Problem solved.
[12:20] ---
    It's very simple.
[12:23] ---
    I never asked for that!
[12:30] ---
    I'll just keep punching you
    in the face until you agree.
[12:34] ---
    Once you're willing to leave Saitohimea
    and return with Shigure Haruka,
[12:38] ---
    I'll set you free.
[12:40] ---
    But if you refuse,
[12:44] ---
    you're going to die permanently.
[12:48] ---
    Die...?
[13:02] ---
    What are you doing?
[13:06] ---
    We have these guests
    because you took too long.
[13:11] ---
    What? You're blaming me?
[13:13] ---
    It's not my fault that
    the spell is slow.
[13:16] ---
    Gekkou...
[13:19] ---
    Hey, Gekkou. Immortal
    guy isn't immortal.
[13:24] ---
    The Spell Breaker brothers
    must have sealed his power.
[13:30] ---
    Hey, could you give up already?
[13:34] ---
    Go home with your buddies...
[13:36] ---
    I'm not leaving!
[13:38] ---
    Hah? Are you crazy?
[13:41] ---
    I know what I'm doing!
[13:43] ---
    I mean every word I say!
[13:46] ---
    Feel free to keep hitting
    me until I'm almost dead.
[13:49] ---
    You think I'm crazy?
[13:52] ---
    I'm so scared that I wanna run away!
[13:55] ---
    Then run!
[13:56] ---
    But!
[13:58] ---
    I can't run away!
[14:00] ---
    If I run away, how am I
    supposed to live with myself?!
[14:06] ---
    Don't give me that shit!
[14:09] ---
    Himea risked her life to
    bring me back to life.
[14:14] ---
    And you're telling me to
    run away because I may die?
[14:20] ---
    I can't do that!
[14:24] ---
    That's why I...
[14:25] ---
    I...
[14:27] ---
    ...will use all of my power
    so nobody has to cry!
[14:38] ---
    Do you need help?!
[14:40] ---
    No thanks!
[14:42] ---
    But take care of Haruka.
[14:45] ---
    Mirai.
[14:46] ---
    Got it!
[14:48] ---
    All of your power?
[14:50] ---
    There are plenty of problems out there
[14:53] ---
    that can't be solved by
    using all of your power!
[14:55] ---
    Are you a dumb little kid?
[14:57] ---
    That's right. I'm a dumb little kid.
[15:00] ---
    So what?
[15:02] ---
    If all of my power isn't enough,
    I just have to find some more!
[15:07] ---
    If my best isn't enough, I'll
    just have to try harder!
[15:20] ---
    Stop with the bravado.
[15:23] ---
    You've done enough.
[15:25] ---
    But you're about to die.
[15:27] ---
    The next hit will kill you.
[15:30] ---
    So run away.
[15:31] ---
    Nobody will blame you if you run!
[15:36] ---
    I won't run...
[15:43] ---
    I'm going to beat you down
[15:47] ---
    and take Himea
[15:49] ---
    back to the school...
[15:52] ---
    It's impossible!
[15:55] ---
    Then I'll do the impossible!
[15:58] ---
    I would rather die
[16:02] ---
    than give up without trying!
[16:13] ---
    Gekkou?
[16:14] ---
    Then die!
[16:16] ---
    I'm telling you that I won't die!
[16:19] ---
    It might make sense to
    give up in your world.
[16:24] ---
    But in my world, that's
    not how it works!
[16:44] ---
    I'm sick of seeing your faces!
[16:48] ---
    Hasga!
[16:49] ---
    Dammit!
[16:51] ---
    Why you little...
[16:54] ---
    Bro!
[16:55] ---
    Damn these dirty little half-breeds...
[17:06] ---
    I won't give up.
[17:09] ---
    Won't give up...
[17:11] ---
    I'll keep trying... Keep trying...
[17:16] ---
    Until I have...
[17:18] ---
    ...everything I want!
[17:25] ---
    Give back
[17:27] ---
    Himea!
[17:58] ---
    Gekkou...
[18:02] ---
    I'll take over from here.
[18:07] ---
    Bro, I'm sick of dealing
    with these guys.
[18:12] ---
    I understand. It won't take much
    longer to finish sealing her. Then...
[18:16] ---
    That won't happen.
[18:19] ---
    Impossible!
[18:21] ---
    She broke my spell?!
[18:23] ---
    I already deciphered your spell.
[18:27] ---
    Impossible... My seal can never
    be broken by the target...
[18:34] ---
    A curse on magic...
[18:37] ---
    That's what it meant?!
[18:41] ---
    Begone!
[18:52] ---
    Exorcise: Spell Error!
[19:10] ---
    Taito.
[19:12] ---
    Himea.
[19:14] ---
    Sorry, Taito...
[19:18] ---
    This is all my fault...
[19:22] ---
    Hold on. I'm going to kill them.
[19:34] ---
    Run,
[19:35] ---
    Hasga...
[19:44] ---
    Bro!
[19:46] ---
    Hasga!
[19:50] ---
    Himea.
[19:52] ---
    Taito?
[19:55] ---
    It's okay...
[19:59] ---
    We don't need to bother with them.
[20:01] ---
    Taito...
[20:03] ---
    Himea, let's go back...
[20:06] ---
    Together...
[20:09] ---
    Okay.
[20:11] ---
    I feel really good, so it's okay.
[20:16] ---
    Hey, Gekkou. Is this a miracle of love?
[20:20] ---
    How would I know?!
[20:21] ---
    Hey, Saitohimea!
[20:24] ---
    Is this your doing?
[20:27] ---
    Yes, I translocated the spell, so this
    dimension will disappear shortly.
[20:34] ---
    What a pain.
[20:35] ---
    I'm going back to the
    student council office.
[20:37] ---
    Ah. Wait, Gekkou!
[20:40] ---
    Let's go, Himea.
[20:47] ---
    We've failed our contract.
[20:50] ---
    Yeah... He reminds me
    of how you used to be.
[20:55] ---
    Really?
[20:57] ---
    He actually reminded me of you.
[21:00] ---
    Seriously?
[21:23] ---
    Whoo-hoo! It's summer vacation time!
[21:27] ---
    Hey, let's do some shopping for
    the trip before we go home?
SIGN    Summer Vacation Time
[21:31] ---
    The military altered the memories
    of everyone who was involved,
[21:35] ---
    so that Haruka's kidnapping
    never occurred.
[21:39] ---
    Apparently, Haruka didn't remember
    anything about the incident either.
[21:45] ---
    Hmm? Taito?
[21:47] ---
    Well, it's better this way.
[21:50] ---
    What? What's wrong?
[21:52] ---
    Nah, it's nothing.
[21:56] ---
    Please take a picture with me!
[21:58] ---
    Do you have any plans?
[22:00] ---
    What? Is it Gekkou again?
[22:02] ---
    Serge-sama!
[22:03] ---
    Ooh, Hasga-kun!
SIGN    Student Council
[22:11] ---
    What are those guys doing here?!
[22:15] ---
    The worthless military hired them.
[22:17] ---
    Hah?! That doesn't answer my question!
[22:22] ---
    I'll explain it so your
    feeble brain can understand.
[22:25] ---
    Their employer, the church, has made it
    difficult for them to find more work,
[22:30] ---
    so they'll be staying here
    until things have settled down.
[22:34] ---
    You must be kidding...
[22:37] ---
    Don't worry, Taito.
[22:39] ---
    If they try anything,
[22:42] ---
    I'll kill them.
[22:46] ---
    Taito, are you done with your work?
[22:53] ---
    Let's go home together.
[22:55] ---
    I'll be waiting by the stairs.
[22:58] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[23:00] ---
    You mean the world to me, Taito.
[23:03] ---
    I love you.
[23:09] ---
    Hurry up!
[23:20] ---
    It's okay, Taito.
[23:23] ---
    I didn't hear anything.
[23:25] ---
    You heard everything!
[23:28] ---
    This is gonna be one hot summer.
[23:31] ---
    Pool, pool, swim, swim.
[23:36] ---
    Hey, Taito.
[23:37] ---
    Do you like her more than you like me?
[23:42] ---
    I-It's not like that!
[23:44] ---
    This is a stupid turn of events.
[23:49] ---
    Gekkou, you bastard!
[23:51] ---
    Taito, do you really mean it?
[23:53] ---
    Yes, I do!
[23:55] ---
    You really, really mean it?
[23:56] ---
    Absolutely! 120% true!
[23:59] ---
    But is it really, really, really true?
[24:03] ---
    Yeah, it's really, really,
    really, really true!
[24:10] ---
    I need to talk with you.
[24:12] ---
    I don't.
[24:12] ---
    You see...
[24:13] ---
    I said that I don't.
[24:14] ---
    Hey, Taito! Hold me!
[24:15] ---
    Wait, Himea! This isn't
    the time for that!
[24:18] ---
    Hey. If you don't have
    any business with me,
[24:20] ---
    get out of the student council office.
[24:21] ---
    Ta-da! Mirai-chan's here!
[24:23] ---
    Hey, Gekkou! Guess what? I'm hungry!
[24:26] ---
    Will you listen to what I'm saying?
[24:27] ---
    Is it time to hold me yet? Well?
[24:29] ---
    Not yet!
[24:30] ---
    Hold me! What? Lemme join in!
[24:33] ---
    Just shut up! Fine then! The
    student council is disbanded!
SIGN    Next Time: "Pale White Graduation"
[24:36] ---
    I'll hold Gekkou!
[24:37] ---
    Stupid! Stop it!
SIGN    

Season 1

12 - Pale White Graduation

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[00:06] Meow
    Another night of listening to sobbing
    cries of a woman coming from the well...
[00:12] Meow
    Seven...
[00:15] Meow
    Eight...
[00:18] Meow
    Nine...
[00:23] Meow
    A cat treat is missing...
[00:31] Meow
    Scary!
[00:33] Taito
    So cat treats instead of plates...
[00:36] Taito
    I guess the ghost stories in
    your world aren't too different.
[00:39] Meow
    Well, do n-you feel cooler now?
[00:42] Taito
    No, not really.
[00:52] Taito
    So hot...
[00:56] Yuika
    I'm coming in, Bro.
[01:00] Yuika
    Ah.
[01:02] Yuika
    Geez, why aren't you
    wearing any clothes?
[01:04] Taito
    It's too hot.
[01:06] Taito
    Does it really matter?
[01:08] Yuika
    I don't mind, but...
[01:13] Taito
    Ha-Haruka?!
[01:24] Izumi
    Come on, let's go.
[01:26] Izumi
    I want to know more about you.
[01:28] Izumi
    So we should lay ourselves bare?
[01:31] Himea
    Lay ourselves bare?
[01:34] Izumi
    Summer is when you want
    to take a long bath.
[01:35] Izumi
    Wash away all the sweat and protect
    your skin from the summer heat and dry air.
[01:40] Himea
    I don't sweat.
[01:42] Izumi
    You're like the ideal pretty girl.
[01:44] Izumi
    Do you get dirty then?
[01:47] Himea
    I can use magic to clean myself.
[01:48] Izumi
    That's convenient!
[01:50] Izumi
    I guess you're not interested.
[01:52] Himea
    I'm not interested.
[01:55] Izumi
    Okay, okay.
[01:56] Izumi
    I'll just be inviting Taito-kun then.
[01:59] Himea
    I won't let you go with Taito.
[02:02] Izumi
    But you're not interested.
[02:04] Izumi
    No point when you don't sweat, right?
[02:08] Izumi
    So that's that.
[02:09] Himea
    I-I sweat.
[02:13] Himea
    Um, I do sweat...
SIGN    Hot Spring Invitation
[02:22] Yuika
    Haruka-chan won these from a
    drawing in the shopping district.
[02:26] Taito
    Oh, really.
[02:29] Yuika
    We can invite one more person.
[02:31] Taito
    One more person...
[02:33] Taito
    Himea!
[02:35] Taito
    Can't go.
[02:36] Taito
    If she steps outside the
    barrier around the school...
[02:39] Taito
    But if it's only for a short time...
[02:40] Izumi
    Taito-kun.
[02:45] Taito
    Izumi?
[02:48] Yuika
    Oh, I've seen her before.
[02:50] Taito
    Yeah, right...
[02:51] Taito
    Huh?
[02:54] Taito
    Hi-Himea?!
[02:56] Himea
    Taito, here I am.
[02:59] Taito
    Here you are? But you're not
    supposed to leave the school!
[03:05] Himea
    Sorry...
[03:08] Izumi
    I brought her with me.
[03:12] Taito
    I guess it should be okay if
    you aren't outside too long.
[03:17] Taito
    My horoscope said that
    today was really lucky.
[03:21] Taito
    Yeah, it'll be fine.
[03:23] Himea
    Taito...
[03:25] Haruka
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:10] Mirai
    Take a bath!
[05:12] Mirai
    Take a bath! Take a bath!
SIGN    "Pale White Graduation"
[05:17] Mirai
    Gekkou! Hurry up!
SIGN    Prince of Baths
[05:37] Gekkou
    Have you learned your lesson?!
[05:41] Mirai
    I'm sorry!
[05:44] Mirai
    But I was going to clean it all up!
[05:48] Gekkou
    I don't want to hear any excuses!
[05:56] Taito
    Huh?
[05:57] Taito
    It's Gekkou.
[06:02] Mirai
    There are lots of different baths here!
[06:04] Mirai
    Hey, which one are you gonna try?
[06:07] Yuika
    Hmm...
[06:09] Yuika
    You're all friends with my brother...
[06:12] Haruka
    Uh-huh, they're student council members.
[06:15] Izumi
    Ooh, Haruka-chan's looking sexy.
[06:19] Haruka
    What? R-Really?
[06:22] Mirai
    Bouncy.
[06:24] Haruka
    Huh?
[06:27] Izumi
    She's right.
[06:28] Haruka
    S-Stop that.
[06:31] Izumi
    Take that. And that.
[06:48] Himea
    Does Taito prefer big breasts?
[06:52] Izumi
    It's a matter of personal preference.
[06:54] Izumi
    Why don't you ask Taito-kun?
[07:00] Izumi
    Hime-chan, you're so slender.
[07:02] Izumi
    No fat anywhere.
[07:07] Gekkou
    Saitohimea?
[07:09] Izumi
    Just look at that tight, little butt.
[07:12] Izumi
    Let's have a closer look.
[07:13] Himea
    Could you stop touching me?
[07:15] Izumi
    Come on, you know you want it.
[07:19] Izumi
    Squeeze.
[07:23] Izumi
    Anyway, when you're this cute, it
    doesn't matter how big your boobs are.
[07:27] Izumi
    I would be all over you.
[07:30] Izumi
    Oh? Have your boobs gotten bigger?
[07:35] Gekkou
    That look on your face is
    utterly devoid of intelligence.
[07:37] Gekkou
    Though you weren't very
    intelligent to begin with.
[07:40] Taito
    What was that for?!
[07:45] Gekkou
    Why is Saitohimea here?
[07:51] Taito
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[07:53] Gekkou
    I am.
[07:55] Taito
    Bastard!
[07:57] Serge
    I thought I recognized those voices.
[07:59] Hasga
    You guys are so loud.
[08:01] Taito
    Who's there?!
[08:03] Gekkou
    Hopeless scum.
[08:05] Gekkou
    You didn't even notice?
[08:07] Taito
    Why are you guys here?
[08:10] Serge
    We're researching the human world.
[08:13] Taito
    Heh, you're working hard.
[08:17] Serge
    This facility is very
    popular with the girls,
[08:19] Serge
    so it attracts girls of a high caliber.
[08:23] Taito
    That kind of research?
[08:25] Gekkou
    Worthless.
[08:31] Mirai
    Fully charged!
[08:40] Izumi
    Th-That tickles!
[08:51] Yuika
    So many rose petals.
[08:54] Yuika
    They smell wonderful.
[08:56] Haruka
    They sure do.
[09:05] Himea
    Taito?
[09:06] Taito
    Huh?
[09:07] Himea
    Can I join you?
[09:10] Himea
    Here I am.
[09:12] Taito
    This is a bad idea!
[09:13] Himea
    I don't think so.
[09:16] Taito
    That's not the issue...
[09:19] Himea
    What's the issue then?
[09:21] Taito
    Well...
[09:36] Himea
    So, do you also...
[09:39] Himea
    prefer big breasts?
[09:43] Taito
    Huh? Th-That's not true!
[09:46] Taito
    You're, yeah...
[09:47] Taito
    Really cute the way you are now.
[09:58] Taito
    W-Want to grab s-something
    to drink once we get out?
[10:02] Himea
    I want whatever you're having.
[10:04] Taito
    I-I guess I'll have ramune.
[10:07] Himea
    Ramune?
[10:08] Taito
    It's cold, refreshing, and sour
    and sweet, and it tastes great.
[10:14] Taito
    And it feels good to listen
    to the bead rattle.
[10:24] Taito
    Himea?
[10:25] Himea
    I'm having so much fun right now.
[10:28] Himea
    It's like we're taking a bath together.
SIGN    Hot Bath
[10:50] Gekkou
    You're already getting
    out, spineless coward?
[10:58] Taito
    You better hope you don't pass out.
[11:01] Gekkou
    The weaker the dog, the louder the bark.
[11:08] Himea
    I can do it myself.
[11:10] Izumi
    Don't be shy.
[11:11] Himea
    I'm not.
[11:13] Izumi
    Boys love the smell of
    freshly shampooed hair.
[11:21] Himea
    Does Taito?
[11:29] Yuika
    Say, Haruka-chan.
[11:30] Haruka
    What is it?
[11:32] Yuika
    They're all friends
    with my brother, right?
[11:36] Haruka
    That's right.
[11:37] Yuika
    Um, is my brother being a nuisance?
[11:42] Izumi
    Wow, she's a loving
    and thoughtful sister.
[11:46] Izumi
    So why would you ask that?
[11:50] Yuika
    Because my brother doesn't
    think before he acts.
[11:53] Haruka
    He has plenty of good qualities.
[11:55] Yuika
    Really?
[11:58] Haruka
    Taito hasn't changed one bit.
[12:03] Izumi
    Kurogane is always good as his word, to
    the point where it's self-destructive.
[12:07] Izumi
    Though it can get obnoxious.
[12:10] Himea
    Taito is Taito.
[12:15] Haruka
    When you're too close, you
    don't notice these things.
[12:19] Yuika
    Is that how it works?
[12:21] Haruka
    That's how it works.
[12:22] Mirai
    Yep, yep!
[12:23] Mirai
    Immortal guy is nice!
[12:25] Mirai
    He buys me candy!
[12:27] Izumi
    That's all Mirai-chan cares about?
[12:30] Mirai
    I don't really know,
[12:33] Mirai
    but Gekkou is the nicest one!
[12:35] Izumi
    Oh, pay attention!
[12:37] Izumi
    The secret everyday life of
    the student council president
[12:40] Izumi
    Kurenai Gekkou is about to be revealed!
[12:45] Taito
    My ass hurts!
[12:49] Hasga
    Destroy.
[12:58] Izumi
    So, how is he nice?
[13:02] Izumi
    I always make a mess of my room,
[13:05] Izumi
    but then the next thing I know,
    everything is cleaned up.
[13:08] Izumi
    So the student council
    president cleans your room.
[13:11] Izumi
    He's really nice.
[13:13] Mirai
    But he gets mad at me sometimes.
[13:15] Mirai
    The other day, we were
    at this love hotel place.
[13:17] Both
    L-Love hotel?!
[13:20] Izumi
    You were with the president?!
[13:22] Izumi
    Did you spend the night?!
[13:23] Yuika
    What? What?
[13:24] Mirai
    It was like a castle out of a
    fairy tale where you could rest,
[13:30] Mirai
    with beds for princesses
    and a parfait buffet!
[13:38] Gekkou
    And who was the one
    who had to make amends
[13:41] Gekkou
    after you wandered inside
    and ate everything?!
[13:44] Mirai
    You were!
[13:46] Gekkou
    These days, even cats know to
    kick sand over their own litter.
[13:50] Mirai
    So he got mad at me.
[13:54] Izumi
    So you went inside without
    understanding what the place was for?
[13:56] Haruka
    You scared me...
[14:08] Mirai
    Boobies!
[14:10] Mirai
    That tickles!
[14:12] Mirai
    Is that where you like it?
[14:26] Izumi
    Your skin is so beautiful.
[14:28] Izumi
    Like it's out of this world.
[14:30] Himea
    Stop fooling around!
[14:34] Himea
    I'm going to kill you.
[14:37] Izumi
    Join in, Mirai-chan!
[14:38] Mirai
    Yeah!
[14:41] Himea
    N-Now stop it!
[14:49] Yuika
    Does everyone like my brother?
[14:53] Yuika
    One of those hip girls?
[14:55] Yuika
    She's probably not his type.
[14:58] Yuika
    She's small and cute,
[15:01] Yuika
    but my brother isn't into little girls.
[15:04] Yuika
    This one is like a little devil?
[15:06] Yuika
    Himea-san?
[15:07] Yuika
    My brother keeps mentioning her name.
[15:11] Yuika
    Er, wait?
[15:13] Yuika
    Isn't Haruka-chan my
    brother's girlfriend?
[15:18] Yuika
    I'm starting to feel lightheaded...
[15:22] Haruka
    Yuika-chan?
[15:25] Yuika
    I see three of Haruka-chan...
[15:28] Haruka
    Yuika-chan?!
[15:31] Hasga
    First, my bro places the lock.
[15:35] Hasga
    Try again.
[15:38] Taito
    Skalz!
[15:39] Meow
    Meow!
[15:42] Hasga
    Now we have a double lock.
[15:51] Taito
    Shouldn't we get out soon?
[15:53] Gekkou
    Trash. Don't order me around.
[15:56] Serge
    We can settle the score now.
[15:58] Hasga
    Is this how Spell
    Breakers should behave?
[16:01] Serge
    I think it's quite entertaining.
[16:04] Serge
    It reminds me of how
    we used to play around.
[16:08] Hasga
    I'd rather not remember.
[16:26] Taito
    Hot!
[16:26] Gekkou
    Damn!
[16:29] Gekkou
    What?!
[16:29] Taito
    Open! Open up!
[16:33] Serge
    Only the casters can remove the curse.
[16:35] Serge
    First, have Meowka remove his curse.
[16:37] Serge
    Then it's my turn.
[16:39] Taito
    Meowka!
[16:41] Meow
    Meow!
[16:43] Meow
    I'm beat...
[16:45] Taito
    Meowka?!
[16:47] Taito
    Wake up, Meowka!
[16:49] Taito
    It's no use. He's burning up.
[16:51] Gekkou
    Dammit...
[16:52] Taito
    I-In that case...
[16:54] Taito
    Take one for the team!
[17:06] Meow
    Back in action... So hot...
[17:12] Taito
    Meowka, remove the curse!
[17:14] Taito
    Skalz!
[17:15] Meow
    Meow!
[17:18] Taito
    Okay! You're next, Serge!
[17:21] Taito
    Thud?
[17:22] Hasga
    Bro!
[17:24] Gekkou
    You're all scum.
[17:28] All
    It's hot...
[17:31] Hasga
    Break!
[17:37] Both
    Hot, hot, hot!
[17:39] Gekkou
    Why did you break it?!
[17:40] Hasga
    Shut up!
[17:42] Hasga
    Break!
[17:43] Both
    Cold, cold, cold!
[17:45] Gekkou
    You piece of junk!
[17:46] Gekkou
    Learn how to control your power!
[17:48] Hasga
    Just shut up!
[17:50] Hasga
    Break! Break! Break!
[18:06] Gekkou
    Worthless scum and piece of junk...
SIGN    Prince of Baths
[18:18] Serge
    Can't move...
[18:19] Hasga
    I don't want to move...
[18:21] Mirai
    Boing! Boing! Boing!
[18:27] Haruka
    Does that feel good?
[18:30] Gekkou
    I win.
[18:32] Taito
    Hmm?
[18:33] Taito
    Oh, yeah.
[18:35] Taito
    I'm tired, so whatever.
[18:37] Taito
    Well?
[18:38] Himea
    How's yours?
[18:39] Taito
    Great.
[18:41] Himea
    If yours tastes good, so does mine.
[18:43] Izumi
    It's bitter.
[18:44] Taito
    You shouldn't be drinking beer.
[18:46] Izumi
    This is non-alcoholic, so it's okay.
[18:49] Taito
    Why are you drunk then?
[18:55] Izumi
    This is fun.
[18:56] Gekkou
    I'm not having fun.
[18:59] Izumi
    Really?
[19:00] Gekkou
    Yeah.
[19:01] Izumi
    But I'm having fun.
[19:04] Izumi
    Hey. Did you know, Gekkou-chin?
[19:07] Gekkou
    Chin?
[19:08] Izumi
    High school feels like it lasts forever,
[19:12] Izumi
    but we only have three years.
[19:19] Izumi
    We're having a blast here right now,
[19:24] Izumi
    but in three years, we
    won't be together anymore.
[19:27] Gekkou
    What's your point?
[19:28] Izumi
    So I'm glad that I'm getting to have a
    blast with Gekkou-pon and everyone else.
[19:34] Gekkou
    Pon?
[19:35] Taito
    Izumi, that was inspiring!
[19:38] Taito
    Okay, let's party all summer
    vacation so we have no regrets!
[19:43] Yuika
    You should do your homework first, Bro.
[19:46] Taito
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:47] Haruka
    No copying.
[19:49] Taito
    Gulp.
[19:50] Yuika
    Everyone knows how you think.
[19:55] Izumi
    Give me a sip.
[19:57] Himea
    No indirect kissing!
[20:02] Izumi
    Hime-chan has a dirty mind.
[20:05] Himea
    S-So I have a dirty mind!
[20:08] Taito
    Can you stop that? It's embarrassing.
[20:17] Mirai
    Gekkou, isn't this fun?
[20:19] Gekkou
    How is this fun?
[20:20] Mirai
    Because we're with everyone.
[20:33] Gekkou
    It's not bad.
[20:45] Kurosu
    I'll need you
[20:46] Kurosu
    to play with the other student council
    president a little longer, Lil.
[21:04] Kurosu
    Everything is as the prophecy ordains.
[21:09] Kurosu
    But will the dark rabbit within
    Kurogane Taito awaken before the time comes?
[21:20] Hinata
    It doesn't matter what you try.
[21:22] Hinata
    It's too late now.
[21:26] Hinata
    My heart is utterly filled with despair.
[21:31] Hinata
    But my stupid, foolish,
    and stubborn brother
[21:37] Hinata
    may be able to find a way.
[21:47] Izumi
    Have fun.
[21:52] Taito
    Man, I thought we were finished?
[21:56] Taito
    I was going to spend summer
    vacation partying until I puked.
[21:59] Gekkou
    Stupid optimist.
[22:01] Taito
    What did you say?!
[22:02] Gekkou
    It's possible that our actions
    have set the gears into motion.
[22:08] Gekkou
    Either way, I have no intention
    of following their script.
[22:13] Taito
    Yeah, neither do I.
[22:18] Gekkou
    You're free to follow
    me, but don't interfere.
[22:22] Gekkou
    If you do...
[22:22] Mirai
    If you interfere with
    Gekkou, I'll get mad!
[22:26] Gekkou
    You're the biggest troublemaker here.
[22:33] Serge
    Let's finish this before my date.
[22:36] Hasga
    Seriously?!
[22:37] Hasga
    You move fast!
[22:40] Gekkou
    Honestly...
[22:41] Gekkou
    They're so noisy.
[22:44] Gekkou
    Move faster!
[22:50] Taito
    Himea.
[22:52] Himea
    Huh?
[22:54] Taito
    I'm going to become stronger.
[22:59] Himea
    Uh-huh, Taito!