E4 - Would you please go out with me...?

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[01:33] Dumpling Girl
    For real?
[01:35] Fluffy Girl
    I don't believe it...
SIGN    Top Exam Grades
SIGN    Top Exam Grades
[01:41] Yonezawa
    Our... Our Icarus...
[01:45] Yonezawa
    He's conquered the legend!
SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)
    1st out of 242 Students
[01:56] Nagi
    Still, though...
[01:58] Dumpling Girl
    Morning, Hiro.
[02:00] Fluffy Girl
    Are you all right?
[02:01] Fluffy Girl
    Did you sleep last night?
[02:02] Hiro
    Yeah.
[02:03] Nagi
    Segawa-san's as popular as ever.
[02:05] Nagi
    I don't know when to talk to her.
[02:07] Fluffy Girl
    Cheer up. It was just a
    fluke that you got beat.
[02:11] Nagi
    Oh, right.
[02:13] (Flashback) Hiro
    You aren't going to beat me!
[02:16] Nagi
    I can't blame her for being depressed.
[02:18] Hiro
    Nah.
[02:20] Hiro
    I gave it my best.
    The results are what they are.
[02:24] Nagi
    Crap.
[02:25] Nagi
    Segawa-san's so awesome.
[02:27] Hiro
    I'm going to the bathroom real quick.
[02:29] Nagi
    Now!
[02:32] Yonezawa
    Glory to our hero, Icarus!
[02:35] Nagi
    Who even are you?!
[02:36] Brown Hair
    Umino-kun!
[02:38] Brown Hair
    Thanks, man! You won us 2,600 pencil leads!
[02:41] TwoBlock
    26-to-1 payoff!
[02:42] Nagi
    Maybe these guys are cool after all.
[02:42] Perm
    We'll never run out of pencil leads again!
[02:45] Nagi
    Wait, where's Segawa-san?!
[02:49] Underclassman
    Please cheer up, Hiro-senpai.
[02:52] Hiro
    I'm fine, really.
[02:54] Ponytail
    Here, Hiro, you can have my lunch.
[02:56] Hiro
    Well, thanks...
[02:58] Boys
    Segawa-san, we're rooting for you!
[03:01] Hiro
    Thanks!
[03:06] Nagi
    I'm defeated.
[03:08] Nagi
    Tomorrow, I'll have to...
SIGN    To Umino-kun
SIGN    Umino-kun,
     There's something I'd like to tell you.
     I'll be waiting on the rooftop
    after school!
                                        Segawa Hiro
[03:15] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[03:17] Hiro
    There's something I'd like to tell you.
[03:18] Hiro
    I'll be waiting on the rooftop after school!
[03:25] Hiro
    Oh, good. You showed up.
[03:30] Nagi
    Sorry, I just now found the letter.
[03:35] Hiro
    First off, Umino-kun,
    congratulations on ranking first.
[03:38] Hiro
    You declared war against me on the
    day of the entrance ceremony,
[03:42] Hiro
    and you actually ended up beating me.
[03:44] Hiro
    You're pretty amazing, huh?
[03:46] Nagi
    D-Do you feel the wind blowing?
[03:49] Nagi
    It's the wind of victory!
[03:52] Hiro
    By the way, why were you so
    intent on coming in first?
[03:57] Nagi
    So that...
[03:59] Nagi
    So that I could confess to you.
[04:04] Nagi
    Remember what you said?
[04:06] Nagi
    That you like people who
    are smarter than you.
[04:09] Nagi
    That's why I took over number one.
[04:12] Nagi
    I'm attracted to you.
[04:14] Nagi
    Please go out with me.
[04:18] Hiro
    So that's what it was all about.
[04:20] Hiro
    Yeah, I do like people
    who are smarter than me.
[04:26] Hiro
    You did beat me and take the top rank.
[04:37] Hiro
    But that was just this once!
[04:40] Hiro
    You've only won once!
[04:42] Hiro
    One win and ten losses!
[04:44] Hiro
    I'm still above you!
[04:46] Hiro
    Therefore your confession
    today shall not be processed.
[04:50] Nagi
    Oh, okay. I just have to
    beat you ten more times.
[04:54] Hiro
    Huh?!
[04:55] Nagi
    Then I'll beat you next time, too!
[04:57] Nagi
    So if I beat you again, and again, ten more
    times, will you go out with me then?
[05:04] Hiro
    That's... never going to happen!
[05:07] Hiro
    I'm going to win next time, after all.
[05:10] Nagi
    No, I am!
[05:12] Hiro
    No, no, no, no, no!
[05:14] Hiro
    Not happening!
[05:15] Hiro
    Everything we study in class,
    I memorize on the spot!
[05:19] Hiro
    And then I review it all when I get home
[05:21] Hiro
    and preview the next day's
    work the next morning!
[05:23] Nagi
    That's what I do, too!
[05:25] Nagi
    In fact, I'm done studying
    the entire year's material,
[05:27] Nagi
    and I'm already working on third-year stuff!
[05:30] Hiro
    So what?!
[05:31] Hiro
    I don't just study!
[05:32] Hiro
    I help out at home,
    and I sleep seven hours a night!
[05:36] Nagi
    So do I!
[05:38] Nagi
    Not only that! I get three full meals a day!
[05:40] Hiro
    Me, too!
[05:41] Hiro
    I'm never a fussy eater, and I'm actually
    going to be home today before you are!
[05:45] Nagi
    No, I am!
[05:48] Hiro
    Fine! I'm going to be the first one to class!
[05:51] Nagi
    No, I am!
[05:53] Hiro
    I am!
[05:54] Nagi
    I am!
[05:55] Hiro
    I am!
[05:56] Nagi
    I am!
[05:58] Hiro
    I'm the first one getting my bag!
[06:01] Nagi
    No, I am!
[06:10] Nagi
    Got it!
[06:11] Nagi
    I win!
[06:16] Hiro
    I've never...
[06:20] Hiro
    I've never had so much fun before.
[06:23] Nagi
    Then...
[06:24] Hiro
    Yeah, you win this time.
[06:28] Hiro
    But I can never go out with you, Umino-kun.
[06:36] Hiro
    I'm... engaged.
[06:42] Hiro
    So I can't go out with anyone.
[06:53] Nagi
    No way! It can't be!
[06:55] Nagi
    Segawa-san's engaged, too?!
[06:58] Nagi
    Her parents must have set her up, too, right?
[07:01] Nagi
    Which means she must have some
    unusual circumstances, too.
[07:04] Nagi
    Who is she engaged to?
[07:06] Nagi
    What does she think of him?
[07:09] Nagi
    Stop! Stop!
[07:10] Nagi
    Thinking about it isn't going
    to give me any answers!
[07:14] Nagi
    Hang on a second...
[07:15] Nagi
    Why did she even tell me that?
[07:18] Nagi
    I know!
[07:20] Nagi
    She must want me to save
    her from her engagement!
[07:23] Nagi
    So that's what it was!
[07:25] Erika
    What are you doing?
[07:27] Nagi
    At least knock if you're coming in!
[07:29] Erika
    I did, lots of times. You wouldn't respond.
[07:33] Nagi
    You shouldn't knock so
    casually in the first place.
[07:37] Nagi
    I thought we weren't going to
    get involved with each other.
[07:40] Erika
    Oh, that's over.
[07:43] Erika
    'Cause today's our last day living together.
[07:46] Nagi
    Oh...
SIGN    Mandarins
SIGN    Express
[07:49] Nagi
    Two weeks, huh?
[07:50] Nagi
    That went by really quick.
[07:52] Erika
    Yeah, I guess.
[07:53] Erika
    That'll show our parents.
[07:55] Erika
    They're sorely mistaken if they think
[07:57] Erika
    locking us up here would
    convince us to get married.
[08:00] Nagi
    You're right.
[08:02] Nagi
    Whatever their intentions were,
    it ended in failure.
[08:05] Erika
    I think eating together was within limits.
[08:08] Nagi
    Of course.
[08:09] Nagi
    We merely defended our right
    to live—our right to dignity.
[08:14] Nagi
    Though, you know...
[08:19] Nagi
    It was fun overall.
[08:22] Nagi
    The house was nice and big and quiet.
[08:25] Nagi
    I was really productive,
    and I ranked number one.
[08:28] Nagi
    And...
[08:34] Nagi
    You being here gave me a good
    way to let off some steam.
[08:38] Erika
    Yeah?
[08:40] Erika
    I absolutely hated it.
[08:43] Erika
    Why wouldn't I?
[08:44] Erika
    You peep while I'm bathing in the morning,
[08:46] Erika
    you make me take care of
    you when you're sick...
[08:49] Erika
    And that's not all.
[08:50] Erika
    We had fried food two days in a row!
[08:53] Erika
    I gained 1.5 kilograms. Thanks a lot.
[08:55] Nagi
    You were all like, "Yum, yum!"
    on the first day, at least!
[08:59] Erika
    What about you?
[09:00] Erika
    You were so impressed by the kitchen!
[09:03] Erika
    Worst of all, no one woke
    me up in the morning.
[09:06] Erika
    And no one would do my laundry or cleaning.
[09:08] Nagi
    I did my own, though.
[09:12] Nagi
    If you're going to go there,
[09:14] Nagi
    this isn't a full-service
     mansion to begin with.
[09:18] Nagi
    It just proves that you
    weren't cut out to live here.
[09:22] Erika
    You're right.
[09:24] Erika
    You could say it was a good life experience.
[09:26] Nagi
    Why so condescending?
[09:30] Nagi
    Thank you for your care!
[09:32] Erika
    Wh-What's gotten into you?
[09:34] Nagi
    Not you, Amano-san.
[09:36] Nagi
    The house.
[09:37] Erika
    The house?
[09:38] Nagi
    Umino family wisdom:
    never forget to show gratitude.
[09:42] Erika
    But it's just a house!
[09:43] Nagi
    Same goes for houses.
[09:44] Erika
    Shouldn't you be thanking me?
[09:48] Nagi
    Okay, I'm going this way.
[09:50] Erika
    I'm getting a ride. I'll be waiting here.
[09:53] Erika
    Hopefully Dad learns from this
    and leaves me alone for a while.
[09:57] Nagi
    I hope that's the case.
[10:11] Nagi
    W-Wait, wait!
[10:13] Nagi
    I finally get to go home!
[10:14] Nagi
    I haven't been home in two weeks!
[10:17] Nagi
    I've missed Mom's cooking,
    and I wonder what Sachi's up to.
[10:22] Nagi
    I hope Dad hasn't piled up
    a stack of newspapers.
SIGN    Closed for a while.
    Umino-tei
[10:26] Nagi
    Huh?!
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[10:27] Nagi
    What's going on?!
[10:31] Nagi
    Is no one home?
[10:32] Nagi
    Has there been an incident?
SIGN    Mom
[10:36] Namie
    Yo, Nagi! What's up?
[10:39] Nagi
    Mom?!
[10:40] Nagi
    There's no one home and it's all locked up.
[10:43] Namie
    Oh, about that...
[10:44] Namie
    The plumbing went to hell yesterday,
    so we moved out.
[10:48] Nagi
    Huh?!
[10:49] Namie
    Oh, were you coming home today?
[10:51] Namie
    Gosh, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
[10:53] Namie
    It's only until it gets repaired.
[10:56] Namie
    Seriously though, this place is so cramped.
[10:58] Namie
    There won't be space for you to sleep here.
[11:00] Namie
    You don't have to come home
    until it's all dealt with.
[11:03] Namie
    All right, later!
SIGN    There's construction at home, 
    and I can't get in
SIGN    I see...
    that's unfortunate
SIGN    ...So would it be all right 
    if I borrowed the place
    for a while?
SIGN    Nagi
SIGN    There's construction at home, 
    and I can't get in
SIGN    I see...
    that's unfortunate
SIGN    ...So would it be all right 
    if I borrowed the place
    for a while?
SIGN    Feel free to use it
[11:18] Nagi
    I can't believe I had to come right back here.
[11:21] Nagi
    Oh, well. It's only for a while.
[11:23] Nagi
    At least I get to enjoy living alone.
[11:34] Nagi; Erika
    Why are you here?!
[11:40] Erika
    D-Does that mean you're going
    to be living here for a while?
[11:44] Nagi
    What else can I do? I can't
    change what I can't change.
[11:47] Erika
    It's a problem for me if
    you just stroll back in here.
[11:50] Erika
    This is my dad's property!
[11:52] Nagi
    He's also my dad.
[11:53] Nagi
    And I got his permission.
[11:56] Nagi
    Why did you come back here after 
    pretending to go home, then?
[12:00] Erika
    W-Well...
[12:04] Erika
    I wanted to try living on my own.
[12:08] Erika
    I got sick of not being able to
    do things on my own, like you can.
[12:12] Erika
    So I thought I should at least
    learn to take care of myself.
[12:20] Nagi
    I never knew you had the capacity to grow.
[12:23] Erika
    Shut up!
[12:23] Erika
    Who do you think you are?
[12:30] Nagi
    In that case, ask away.
[12:33] Nagi
    As a professionally independent person,
    I'll teach you everything you need to know.
[12:36] Erika
    Really?!
[12:39] Erika
    Can you wash all this for me?
[12:41] Nagi
    You don't actually want to learn, do you?!
[12:43] Sachi
    What?! Onii's not coming home?
[12:45] Namie
    Well, where would he sleep?
[12:48] Namie
    I'm sure he'll be more
    comfortable at that house.
[12:51] Namie
    Especially with Erika-chan there.
[12:54] Yohei
    What's wrong, Sachi?
[12:56] Yohei
    You miss him?
[12:58] Sachi
    Not at all.
[12:59] Sachi
    I'm just curious about what the
    place he's staying at is like.
[13:03] Namie
    Don't, Sachi. You can't get
    between the lovey-dovey couple.
[13:06] Sachi
    What? That's not what I'm doing.
[13:21] Sachi
    I never said I'm going.
[13:25] Erika
    No way! Sachi-chan's coming here?
[13:28] Nagi
    Yeah.
[13:28] Nagi
    Now that I'm in this situation,
    I asked her to send me more supplies.
[13:33] Nagi
    But here we are.
SIGN    Just have it delivered
SIGN    I kinda want to
    meet my sister...
[13:35] Erika
    Wait, crap!
[13:37] Erika
    Oh, no!
[13:38] Erika
    What do I say to her?
[13:39] Erika
    Am I in the right clothes?
[13:41] Erika
    I have to clean up my room.
[13:43] Erika
    Oh, yeah, she'd appreciate a gift, right?
[13:45] Nagi
    Relax. She's just family.
[13:47] Erika
    Exactly! She's family!
[13:50] Erika
    She's my sister!
[13:51] Erika
    My real, blood-related sister!
[13:54] Erika
    I'm not even emotionally
    prepared to have a kid sister.
[13:58] Nagi
    No.
[14:00] Nagi
    Sachi's my sister.
[14:02] Nagi
    We've been siblings for years, you know.
[14:04] Erika
    I hate when you flex your time together.
[14:06] Nagi
    Don't worry about it.
[14:08] Nagi
    She's really friendly, unlike me.
    She warms up to people quickly.
[14:12] Nagi
    She has lots of friends, and she actively
    engages with the customers at the shop.
[14:17] Erika
    D-Do you think we can get
    along right away, then?
[14:20] Nagi
    Instantly.
[14:24] Erika
    Thank goodness.
[14:28] Nagi
    She's here.
[14:29] Sachi
    Hey, there you are.
[14:31] Nagi
    Why are you sitting out here?
[14:34] Sachi
    I didn't know how to get in.
[14:37] Sachi
    Here's your stuff.
[14:38] Sachi
    It was heavy as hell.
[14:40] Nagi
    Sorry about that. I appreciate it.
[14:43] Nagi
    Anyway, come on in.
[14:47] Nagi
    What's wrong?
[14:49] Sachi
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[14:52] Nagi
    I'll introduce you.
[14:54] Nagi
    This is your older sister, Amano Erika-san.
[14:56] Erika
    N-N-Nauss tomate you.
[15:00] Nagi
    Your sister seems really tense.
[15:02] Nagi
    Would you mind loosening her up?
[15:04] Sachi
    Nice—
[15:11] Nagi
    What's wrong with these girls?!
[15:12] Nagi
    Amano-san I can understand, but Sachi, too?!
[15:15] Nagi
    I know, Sachi! Wanna see my room?
[15:18] Sachi
    Er... O-Okay.
[15:23] Sachi
    What is this place? It's like a hotel.
[15:25] Sachi
    Wow... It's huge.
[15:28] Nagi
    Well?
[15:29] Nagi
    I thought you wanted to meet your sister.
[15:32] Sachi
    I-I do, but...
[15:34] Sachi
    I looked up Erika-chan online
    after she came to our place.
[15:38] Sachi
    She turned out to be way
    more famous than I thought.
[15:41] Sachi
    And then when I met her in person,
    she was even cuter than in her photos,
[15:44] Sachi
    so I got nervous.
[15:46] Nagi
    Yeah?
[15:47] Nagi
    I've never known you to get nervous.
[15:49] Sachi
    I mean, she's my actual sister.
[15:52] Sachi
    I wasn't found by the river like you were.
[15:54] Nagi
    I wasn't found!
[15:57] Sachi
    Of course.
[15:58] Sachi
    We live in totally different worlds.
[16:00] Sachi
    Even if we're blood relatives,
    we're completely different.
[16:06] Nagi
    Sachi.
[16:07] Nagi
    We're going to make dinner.
[16:08] Sachi
    Huh?
[16:10] Nagi
    And so, the three of us are
    going to cook together.
[16:13] Erika
    Huh?!
[16:14] Nagi
    My hope is that this will
    help bring you two closer.
[16:17] Nagi
    "Love is at the dining table," as they say.
[16:20] Erika
    What the hell?!
[16:21] Nagi
    We'll be making Sachi's favorite, karaage.
[16:24] Sachi
    I just had karaage last night.
[16:26] Erika
    I'm tired of fried foods.
[16:28] Nagi
    J-Just do as I say.
[16:31] Nagi
    Sachi, you dress the chicken.
[16:33] Nagi
    Amano-san, you prepare the side dishes.
[16:36] Sachi
    I can't suddenly start cooking
    at someone else's place.
[16:38] Erika
    I've never even held a knife before.
[16:41] Nagi
    I'd like you to teach each
    other what you don't know.
[16:45] Nagi
    Now, begin.
[16:48] Nagi
    Operation: Sister Besties is
    going to be a huge success.
[16:55] Erika
    What the heck?!
[16:56] Nagi
    How did you even do that?!
[16:57] Erika
    I can't get it off!
[16:59] Sachi
    Oh, when that happens—
[17:01] Nagi
    Stand back, Sachi! It's dangerous!
[17:03] Nagi
    Just put that down!
[17:06] Nagi
    Don't launch the cabbage!
[17:08] Nagi
    Listen up.
[17:09] Nagi
    Hold it down and cut it a little
    at a time toward the middle.
[17:14] Erika
    This is hard mode.
[17:16] Nagi
    Stop recording! Focus!
[17:19] Nagi
    Jeez, you're such a pain.
[17:24] Nagi
    What is it this time?!
[17:25] Sachi
    I tried to use the sink...
[17:27] Sachi
    What have I done?!
[17:28] Nagi
    Surprised, huh?
[17:30] Sachi
    Damn it, Onii! Just make it stop!
[17:34] Erika
    Check it out, Nagi-kun—
[17:35] Nagi
    This is called a garbage disposal.
[17:37] Nagi
    It gets rid of food waste for you.
[17:39] Sachi
    Oh, damn.
[17:40] Nagi
    Also, the faucet is hands-free.
[17:42] Sachi
    It's nothing like ours.
[17:47] Nagi
    Anyway, would you two just try
    relying on each other instead of me?
[17:52] Erika
    I still can't!
[17:54] Sachi
    How do you stop the water?
[17:56] Nagi
    Okay, just sit down and wait!
[18:00] Nagi
    Here you are.
[18:04] Sachi
    H-Here.
[18:05] Erika
    Th-Thank you.
[18:07] Sachi
    Time to eat.
[18:09] Erika
    Time to eat.
[18:13] Nagi
    I thought neither of you were going to eat.
[18:15] Sachi
    Well, I'm not going to say no to food.
[18:18] Erika
    And my job is to eat.
[18:22] Nagi
    Time to eat.
[18:25] Nagi
    What was I expecting?
[18:31] Nagi
    It'd be weird if you became
    really close to someone
[18:34] Nagi
    as soon as you found out
    that they're a relative.
[18:37] Nagi
    As long as they can open up
    to each other over time, I guess.
[18:42] Nagi
    I can't believe you eat the same way, though.
[18:46] Nagi
    You sure are alike, aren't you?
[18:51] Sachi
    Wh-What are you talking about, Onii?
[18:54] Sachi
    I'm poor and was raised like crap,
    and she's really pretty.
[18:56] Erika
    Exactly.
[18:57] Erika
    I'm nothing like Sachi-chan.
    She's actually considerate and kind.
[19:05] Sachi
    A-Are we alike?
[19:08] Erika
    Maybe we are alike.
[19:17] Erika
    In that case, I wonder if
    you'd look good in my clothes.
[19:20] Erika
    I have some that I want you to try on.
[19:21] Sachi
    Okay.
[19:24] Nagi
    Huh?
[19:26] Erika
    Holy!
[19:27] Erika
    You're so cute!
[19:30] Sachi
    A-Am I?
[19:31] Sachi
    I don't feel like myself.
[19:33] Sachi
    I only ever wear clothes
    that I can get dirty,
[19:36] Sachi
    or hand-me-downs from Onii,
    when I'm helping with work.
[19:38] Erika
    That's not right.
[19:39] Erika
    You look good. You've gotta dress up.
[19:49] Erika
    You can wear that home today.
[19:51] Sachi
    Really?
[19:52] Erika
    Yeah.
[19:53] Erika
    To thank you for coming today.
[19:55] Erika
    I'm glad I got to meet my sister.
[19:59] Erika
    Besides, I grew up an only child,
    so I always wished I had siblings.
[20:04] Sachi
    Really? Even though I'm
    nothing like my brother?
[20:07] Erika
    That's not what I mean.
[20:08] Erika
    It's just that you two
    know each other so well.
[20:12] Sachi
    Actually...
[20:13] Sachi
    I thought it'd be cool being engaged, too.
[20:17] Erika
    D-Did it really seem that way?
[20:19] Sachi
    Yeah.
[20:21] Erika
    That's a pain.
[20:23] Erika
    I have no intention of going
    through with it with Nagi-kun.
[20:26] Erika
    We even promised not to get involved
    with each other the past two weeks.
[20:30] Sachi
    R-Really?
[20:32] Erika
    Yeah.
[20:33] Erika
    Ready to go back?
[20:34] Erika
    Nagi-kun's going to eat all the karaage.
[20:39] sachi
    Yeah.
[20:43] Erika
    Ta-da! Look!
[20:47] Nagi
    Who is that?!
[21:01] Nagi
    Ready?
[21:15] Namie
    So you went to Nagi's place?
[21:18] Sachi
    He said he wanted his stuff brought to him.
[21:21] Sachi
    Also, I met Erika-chan.
[21:23] Namie
    Sheesh.
[21:24] Namie
    No one said you could do that!
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[21:32] Sachi
    So what if I did?
[21:35] Sachi
    I'm not a kid anymore.