E3 - You aren't going to beat me!!!!

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[01:34] Nagi
    We're staying in this huge mansion?
[01:36] Nagi
    Just the two of us, for two weeks?!
[01:40] Nagi
    How is this even happening?!
[01:44] Erika
    You make crazy person noises
    sometimes, you know that?
[01:48] Erika
    I think this is one of Dad's properties.
[01:50] Erika
    It's a furnished rental house, I think.
[01:53] Nagi
    One moment I'm getting picked up by
    a car, and next, I get dumped here.
[01:56] Nagi
    This is practically an abduction!
[01:59] Nagi
    There's something wrong with
    your parents, Amano-san.
[02:01] Erika
    They're also your parents.
[02:05] Nagi
    That's right.
[02:06] Erika
    Dad's always been like that.
[02:08] Erika
    He leaves me no room to resist.
[02:11] Nagi
    You just lack the skills to resist.
SIGN    1 hr 32 min
[02:15] Nagi
    It's within walking distance.
SIGN    New message
[02:18] Mom
    I heard the news!
SIGN    I heard the news!
    Have fun with Erika-chan 
    for the next two weeks ♥
SIGN    Mom
[02:19] Mom
    Have fun with Erika-chan
    for the next two weeks!
SIGN    This cuts down our food expenses, too!! 
    Whoo!
[02:21] Mom
    This cuts down our food expenses, too! Whoo!
SIGN    "Get 'em!"
[02:24] Mom
    Get 'em!
[02:25] Nagi
    My mom's already heard about it, too!
[02:27] Erika
    I'm not surprised.
SIGN    Sachi
SIGN    Die die die die die die die
[02:29] Sachi
    Die, die, die, die, die, die, die...
[02:33] Erika
    Sachi's sending me weird messages, too.
[02:36] Erika
    Time to file a direct complaint.
[02:38] Erika
    T-Tell me your dad's phone number.
[02:41] Sachi
    I don't think it's worth trying.
SIGN    Amano
SIGN    Sorry for taking you
    away out of the blue.
    Let's sit down and have a proper talk soon.
    Your actual dad.
[02:45] Dad
    Sorry for taking you away out of the blue.
[02:47] Dad
    Let's sit down and have a proper talk soon.
[02:48] Dad
    Your actual dad.
[02:52] Erika
    Are you satisfied yet?
[02:53] Erika
    Good thing tomorrow's Sunday.
[02:59] Erika
    Anyway, I'm going to bed.
[03:01] Erika
    I'll be in the far room upstairs. Don't peek.
[03:04] Nagi
    Why would I?!
[03:05] Erika
    Do you get it now?
[03:07] Erika
    That's just how Dad is.
[03:11] Nagi
    I guess so.
[03:14] Erika
    They're really going to force us to get
    married if we don't stand up to them.
[03:18] Erika
    So let's set some rules while we're here.
[03:22] Erika
    No getting involved with
    each other whatsoever.
[03:25] Erika
    How's that?
[03:26] Nagi
    Great idea.
[03:28] Erika
    Okay, goodnight.
[03:37] Nagi
    Shit.
[03:38] Nagi
    Two weeks from now?
[03:40] Nagi
    I have my exam that day!
[03:42] Nagi
    Wait, hang on...
[03:44] Nagi
    Doesn't this mean...
[03:50] Nagi
    No one's going to interfere.
[03:52] Nagi
    I can focus on studying in
    absolute comfort and convenience!
[03:56] Nagi
    For two straight weeks, at that!
[03:59] Nagi
    They have writing utensils here.
[04:01] Nagi
    And clothes.
[04:03] Nagi
    I can find study material on my phone.
[04:05] Nagi
    Now I can nail the next exam.
SIGN    Overall Exam Rankings
SIGN    1. Umino Nagi
[04:10] Hiro
    Wow.
[04:11] Hiro
    I never knew you were
    smarter than me, Umino-kun.
[04:14] Hiro
    I love you.
[04:17] Nagi
    All right, here we go!
[04:20] Erika
    Shut up!
[04:21] Nagi
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    April 21 (Sunday) To do
     - Memorize 100 English words until 12 PM
     - Read 2 long-form essays until 3 PM
     - Review Math p30 to p35 until 8 PM
     - Preview Math p36 to p40 until 10 PM
     - Review English vocab until 12 AM
[04:40] Nagi
    I've never slept so late.
[04:44] Nagi
    My family usually smacks me awake,
    whether I want to be or not.
[04:49] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[04:51] Erika
    Someone help me!
[04:53] Erika
    Get out of here!
[04:54] Nagi
    Are you in here?!
[05:04] Erika
    Why would you come in? I can't believe it!
[05:07] Nagi
    I heard you scream!
[05:08] Nagi
    I thought there was a burglar or something.
[05:12] Erika
    Come here.
[05:13] Erika
    I meant this.
[05:15] Erika
    I woke up and was about to take
    a shower when this thing showed up.
[05:22] Nagi
    Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
[05:23] Nagi
    I can't deal with fast-moving organisms
    with unpredictable navigation!
[05:27] Nagi
    Sorry, you're gonna have
    to give up on taking a bath!
[05:32] Erika
    Watching you made me feel like
    I had to take action myself.
[05:35] Nagi
    Sorry.
[05:38] Nagi
    I'm glad there's plenty of food here.
[05:41] Nagi
    Though I never knew cooking
    for one was such a challenge.
[05:45] Nagi
    I wonder if Amano-san had anything.
[05:55] Nagi
    Social media isn't the only thing
    smartphones are useful for, you know.
[06:06] Nagi
    Wait, wait, wait!
[06:07] Nagi
    Please, smartphone, I need you!
[06:09] Nagi
    I can't study without you!
[06:11] Nagi
    Oh, right, where's my charger?
[06:18] Nagi
    I came here with just the clothes on my back!
    Of course I don't have my charger!
[06:23] Erika
    Coming.
[06:25] Nagi
    Delivery.
[06:27] Erika
    Ew, textbooks and notebooks?
    This is all stuff for studying.
[06:31] Erika
    I already have my phone charger.
[06:33] Erika
    Why did he bother sending all this?
[06:37] Erika
    No getting involved with
    each other whatsoever.
[06:47] Nagi
    I beg of you!
[06:48] Nagi
    Please let me study!
[06:50] Erika
    Huh? What's this about?
[06:52] Nagi
    That garbage is a mountain
    of treasure for me.
[06:55] Nagi
    I can't make use of my precious
    day off without my textbooks!
[06:59] Nagi
    If you aren't using them,
    please let me borrow them!
[07:01] Erika
    I thought we weren't getting involved.
[07:05] Erika
    Well, I don't really mind.
[07:07] Erika
    But in exchange...
[07:10] Erika
    More to the right.
[07:11] Erika
    Catch the light more!
[07:13] Nagi
    Right. Sorry.
[07:15] Nagi
    Wh-Why am I doing this?
[07:19] Erika
    Do it properly, or I'm
    throwing out the trash.
[07:21] Nagi
    A-Anything but that!
[07:24] Erika
    Okay, this time, you can take a picture
    of me from on top of the chair.
[07:29] Nagi
    I'm doing it for the textbooks.
[07:32] Erika
    Make it look like I'm just
    chilling on the weekend.
[07:35] Nagi
    Are you sure about this angle?
[07:38] Nagi
    I guess it's true that she's kind of cute, though.
[07:42] Nagi
    I can see why she's popular on social media.
[07:49] Erika
    Hey, you looked just now, didn't you?
[08:02] Erika
    Seriously, I'm going to throw it out.
[08:05] Erika
    Isn't this potentially—
[08:07] Nagi
    Don't even say it.
[08:14] Erika
    Let's try again. We're going outside
    to get some shots with nature!
[08:17] Nagi
    W-We're not done?!
[08:26] Erika
    I mean, I guess it works, kinda.
[08:28] Erika
    But it kinda doesn't.
[08:29] Nagi
    Which is it?
[08:31] Nagi
    It's going to get dark soon.
[08:34] Erika
    Hey...
[08:35] Erika
    Let's go by the tree this time.
[08:47] Erika
    Wh-What was that for?
[08:48] Nagi
    I'm just trying to get this over with.
[08:54] Erika
    Wow...
[08:55] Erika
    It's like it's not even me!
[08:57] Erika
    I never knew the photographer
    made such a difference.
[09:01] Erika
    This is sure to go viral!
[09:03] Erika
    Take more, Nagi-kun!
[09:04] Nagi
    No way. That's not what we agreed on.
[09:09] Erika
    Quit whining and take pictures!
[09:12] Nagi
    No!
[09:13] Erika
    Just do it!
[09:14] Nagi
    I said no!
[09:19] Nagi
    Stop it!
[09:20] Nagi
    You...
[09:22] Nagi
    Take that!
[09:23] Nagi
    There!
[09:26] Nagi
    What am I doing with my time?
[09:28] Erika
    Oh, man, that picture really is going viral!
[09:32] Erika
    I'm going to end up famous again.
[09:35] Erika
    Oh, yeah...
[09:37] Erika
    I left that garbage in front
    of your room, as promised.
[09:40] Nagi
    Okay.
[09:41] Erika
    Speaking of which, why are you
    so obsessed with studying?
[09:46] Nagi
    Well, y'know...
[09:48] Erika
    What's the reason?
[09:50] Erika
    You weren't always like that, were you?
[09:53] Nagi
    I guess...
[09:55] Nagi
    You've seen my house, right?
[09:57] Nagi
    I want to give my parents
    a comfortable life someday.
[10:00] Nagi
    That's all.
[10:06] Nagi
    What?
[10:07] Erika
    Nothing.
[10:08] Nagi
    Th-Then what's the reason you're
    so hooked on social media?
[10:12] Erika
    Me?
[10:15] Erika
    See, Nagi-kun, the Internet connects
    you to people around the world.
[10:20] Erika
    Did you know?
[10:32] Nagi
    It's not like it connects you to
    anything outside the world, does it?
[10:36] Erika
    I think maybe if I become famous,
    it'll connect me to someone.
[10:42] Erika
    There's someone I want to contact.
[10:46] Nagi
    Who?
[10:47] Erika
    Not saying.
[10:49] Erika
    I thought we weren't going to
    get involved with each other.
[11:02] Erika
    This looks delicious!
[11:04] Nagi
    Umino family wisdom:
    pay all debts back double.
[11:08] Nagi
    I don't think it's efficient
    to be eating separately.
[11:11] Erika
    I agree.
[11:15] Erika
    Yum!
[11:17] Erika
    Oh, also, I saw your stuff
    delivered to the mailbox.
[11:23] Erika
    This morning, too.
SIGN    Study Materials
SIGN    Express Mail
SIGN    Mandarins
[11:26] Nagi
    Give me back my precious weekend!
[11:32] Nagi
    Everything's here.
[11:34] Nagi
    Good job, Sachi.
[11:37] Nagi
    Crap, I'm late.
[11:39] Erika
    Oh, crap, I overslept!
[11:41] Erika
    Why didn't you wake me up?!
[11:43] Erika
    Now I'm late!
[11:46] Erika
    I thought you were my helper.
[11:53] Erika
    Stop staring and go to school!
[11:56] Nagi
    Why don't you?!
[12:00] Male Student A E3
    Hey, look, Umino's coming.
[12:03] Male Student B E3
    The guy who declared war against Segawa-san?
[12:05] Female Student A E3
    Umino Nagi, forever second place. Right?
[12:08] Female Student B E3
    That's hilarious.
[12:10] Female Student B E3
    He's never going to beat Hiro.
[12:12] Nagi
    Of course.
[12:15] Nagi
    I guess I should have
    expected rumors to spread.
[12:19] Male Student A E3
    I heard Umino's family is super poor.
[12:22] Male Student B E3
    I heard he's on a full tuition scholarship.
[12:24] Male Student C E3
    And he's a studyholic loner, apparently.
[12:27] Nagi
    Say what you will.
[12:29] Nagi
    I'm betting my life on the next exam.
[12:32] Nagi
    I want to rank number one,
    confess to Segawa-san, and go out with her.
[12:36] Nagi
    My parents might rethink my marriage
    if I have a girlfriend, too.
SIGN    To Umino-kun
SIGN    To Umino-kun
[12:44] Nagi
    For me?
SIGN    From: Class 2-A
    Segawa Hiro
SIGN    Umino-kun,
    There's something I'd like to tell you.
    Please come to the rooftop after school. Segawa Hiro
[12:50] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[12:52] Hiro
    There's something I'd like to tell you.
[12:53] Hiro
    Please come to the rooftop after school.
[12:57] Nagi
    Here we go with the pranks.
[12:59] Nagi
    Lame.
[13:10] Nagi
    Huh?
[13:12] Homeroom Teacher
    Let's get homeroom started.
[13:15] Nagi
    Is this what I think it is?
[13:18] Nagi
    Nah, no way.
SIGN    Cafeteria
[13:20] Fluffy Girl
    See? That guy over there, eating alone.
[13:23] Dumpling Girl
    Poor Hiro, being followed around by a creep.
[13:26] Perm
    Umino-kun.
[13:28] Perm
    'Sup?
[13:29] Perm
    How's studying going?
[13:31] TwoBlock
    I saw your declaration the other day.
[13:33] TwoBlock
    That was hot.
[13:34] Nagi
    I don't want to deal with this.
[13:35] Perm
    The audience loved it.
[13:38] Perm
    We're rooting for you, Umino-kun.
[13:41] TwoBlock
    You better win, all right?
[13:41] Nagi
    Wait, are these guys good guys?
[13:42] Brown Hair
    Yeah, man.
[13:44] Nagi
    Yeah, I will.
[13:46] Perm
    Hear that? Whoo!
[13:48] Brown
    All right, we're winning 26:1 odds.
[13:49] TwoBlock
    Damn, we're gonna be rich.
[13:51] Nagi
    You're betting on me?!
[13:53] Yonezawa
    Hey there, Icarus-kun.
[13:56] Yonezawa
    I am impressed that you have decided to
    do battle with our school's sun, Segawa Hiro.
[14:00] Yonezawa
    How foolish of you!
[14:03] Yonezawa
    Retreating before you get
    burned is also courageous.
[14:08] Yonezawa
    Farewell.
[14:09] Nagi
    Who the hell are you?
[14:11] Nagi
    He's not wrong, though.
[14:13] Scrunchie Girl
    Hiro! Help me study! I'll buy you lunch!
[14:13] Nagi
    Segawa-san's always been
    the top of the class.
[14:16] Nagi
    She's kind and sociable.
[14:17] Glasses Girl
    I'll buy you lunch, too!
[14:17] Hiro
    Guys, I'll help you anyway.
[14:19] Girls
    You got this!
[14:19] Nagi
    And she's a good athlete.
[14:20] Hiro
    Okay! We're gonna win again today!
[14:22] Nagi
    Countless students have been
    shot down asking her out.
[14:26] Nagi
    There's no way someone like
    that would confess to me.
[14:30] Nagi
    She was only watching me earlier
[14:32] Nagi
    because she was worried about
    me becoming a laughingstock.
SIGN    To Umino-kun
[14:37] Nagi
    Horrible handwriting.
[14:39] Nagi
    Are you even trying to trick me?
SIGN    Exam Results
SIGN    1st out of 242 students
SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)
SIGN    Japanese
SIGN    Mathematics
SIGN    English
[14:52] Homeroom Teacher
    Good job, Umino.
[14:53] Homeroom Teacher
    You ranked number one on the post-break test.
[14:56] Nagi
    Huh?!
[14:58] Homeroom Teacher
    I said you ranked number one.
[15:00] Homeroom Teacher
    Break a leg on the exams coming up, too.
[15:02] Classmate A E3
    Segawa-san lost?!
[15:04] Classmate B E3
    Hiro lost?
[15:05] Nagi
    I see.
[15:07] Nagi
    Segawa-san knew she'd lost.
[15:10] Nagi
    That's why she was confessing to me.
[15:14] (Flashback) Hiro
    What kind of person do I like?
[15:17] (Flashback) Hiro
    Someone smarter than me.
SIGN    To Umino-kun
[15:32] Hiro
    Thank goodness.
[15:33] Hiro
    You actually came.
[15:35] Nagi
    Why wouldn't I, right?
[15:37] Hiro
    You must've been shocked to
    find that out of the blue, huh?
[15:39] Hiro
    People were talking so much,
    I was worried you wouldn't be here.
[15:45] Nagi
    Yeah, I mean...
[15:47] Nagi
    I didn't think you were actually
    the one who wrote this letter.
[15:50] Nagi
    I thought it was a prank,
    so I threw it out at one point.
[15:53] Hiro
    Sorry.
[15:54] Hiro
    My handwriting is really messy.
[15:57] Hiro
    My writing can't keep up
    with how fast I'm thinking.
[16:01] Nagi
    I know what you mean.
[16:03] Nagi
    She's so cute!
[16:04] Hiro
    S-So anyway, um...
[16:10] Hiro
    Oh, no.
[16:11] Hiro
    I never thought the day would
    come when I'd say this.
[16:13] Nagi
    Don't worry. Stay calm.
[16:15] Nagi
    I'll hear you out.
[16:17] Nagi
    Honestly, this is the kind of thing that
    I'm supposed to be saying, as the guy.
[16:22] Hiro
    Nah.
[16:23] Hiro
    Okay, here I go.
[16:25] Nagi
    Okay.
[16:27] Hiro
    Umino Nagi-kun...
[16:30] Hiro
    You're going down!
[16:35] Hiro
    I'll be the one to come out
    on top in the upcoming exams.
[16:38] Hiro
    Just so you know, the only reason you
    ranked first on the last test was
[16:41] ---
    because I had to take the
    day off for a memorial.
[16:44] Hiro
    I would have been number
    one if I took the test!
[16:47] Nagi
    Er...
[16:48] Hiro
    That's not all.
[16:49] Hiro
    I'm going to win on the
    midterms and finals, too!
[16:53] Hiro
    I'll win at the sports festival,
    the swim meet, day duties, cleaning speed...
[16:57] Hiro
    I'll win at eating faster than you, too!
[16:58] Hiro
    I'm winning all of it!
[17:01] Hiro
    You aren't going to beat me, Umino-kun.
[17:05] Hiro
    That is all.
[17:11] Nagi
    What's wrong with her?
[17:13] Nagi
    Sh-She's insanely competitive.
[17:16] Nagi
    She's so awesome.
[17:20] Nagi
    I'm going to rank number one on the exams!
[17:27] Nagi
    You can't be serious.
[17:29] Nagi
    I can't get sick now*.
[17:31] Erika
    Oh, yeah, it's probably because you
    got wet outside the other day.
[17:35] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?
[17:38] Nagi
    I don't have time for this.
[17:41] Nagi
    Damn, my head's spinning.
[17:52] Nagi
    Focus...
[17:54] Nagi
    There's no time.
[17:56] Nagi
    Can you come back later?
SIGN    The 12th century saw a dramatic transition from
    an aristocracy to a feudal society led by the samurai class.
    Because of the temporary transfer of political power from
    Kyoto to the Kanto region (Kamakura shogunate),
    the local dialect had an influence on the central dialect.
    The spread of new Buddhism around this time led to an
    increase in literac...
[17:58] Nagi
    I'm busy right now.
[18:02] Nagi
    I told you, I'm busy!
[18:04] Erika
    Hey there.
[18:05] Erika
    I'm your doctor, Erika.
[18:10] Erika
    You must let me in, Umino-san!
[18:12] Erika
    Open up!
[18:13] Nagi
    I can't do that.
[18:15] Erika
    I'll need you to listen to your
    doctor when you're in the hospital.
[18:20] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[18:21] Erika
    Hm?
[18:22] Nagi
    You just wanted to be a
    pretend doctor, didn't you?
[18:25] Erika
    Oh, you could tell?
[18:29] Erika
    Hey!
[18:30] Erika
    What's your problem?
[18:32] Erika
    I just wanted to try taking
    care of someone at home once.
[18:35] Erika
    Bleah!
[18:37] Erika
    I feel responsible for getting
    you sick, too, you know.
SIGN    1 Message
SIGN    Dad
[18:46] Dad
    I'll see you at school. Don't be late.
[18:47] Dad
    I'll see you at school.
[18:48] Dad
    Don't be late.
[18:50] Erika
    Crap, I'd better hurry.
[18:53] Nagi
    Finally, some quiet.
[18:56] Nagi
    Gotta focus...
[18:58] Nagi
    Your life depends on this exam.
[19:00] Nagi
    You're going to come in first and*
    confess to Segawa-san, aren't you?
[19:06] Nagi
    Come in first...
[19:08] Nagi
    First...
[19:11] Erika
    Huh?
[19:13] Erika
    Nagi-kun?
[19:18] Nagi
    Where am I?
[19:20] Nagi
    Amano-san's room?
[19:27] Erika
    You suck.
[19:29] Erika
    Are you actually that stupid?
[19:30] Nagi
    Um... what happened to me?
[19:33] Erika
    I heard a loud noise, so I went into
    your room, and you were on the floor.
[19:40] Erika
    I tried to move you to your bed,
    but your bed's a total mess.
[19:45] Nagi
    Sorry.
[19:47] Erika
    That's what's wrong with you.
[19:50] Erika
    You're never going to rank first
    if you push yourself so hard.
[19:54] Nagi
    H-How did you know about that?
[19:57] Erika
    You were talking about it in
    your sleep the whole time.
[20:00] (Flashback) Nagi
    Second isn't good enough...
[20:01] (Flashback) Nagi
    I have to be first.
[20:05] Erika
    Although...
[20:07] Erika
    I've never seen anyone working so hard.
[20:11] (Flashback) Erika
    Jeez, Nagi-kun, are you okay?
[20:11] Nagi
    First... First... Not second...
[20:19] Erika
    You impressed me, actually.
[20:24] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii, are you studying again?
[20:27] (Flashback) Mom
    Go play outside for once!
[20:31] (Flashback) A
    Umino's studying again.
[20:33] (Flashback) B
    Who the heck tries that hard?
[20:36] Nagi
    No one's ever told me they
    were impressed with me.
[20:50] Nagi
    Okay.
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[21:11] Erika
    Well, what to do today?
[21:17] Mom
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[21:19] Mom
    You don't need to study so much.
[21:23] Mom
    Are you listening, Hiro?
[21:24] Hiro
    I don't have a choice.
[21:27] Hiro
    I'm going to place first again.