9 - The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!

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[00:00] (Flashback) Officiator
    You may now kiss.
[00:07] Nagi
    Will...
[00:08] Nagi
    Will this day...
[00:14] Nagi
    come for real?
[00:18] (Flashback) Sachi
    Wait!
[00:20] (Flashback) Sachi
    Please don't take my brother from me!
[00:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi.
[01:59] Sachi
    Please don't take my brother from me!
SIGN    Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
[02:01] Nagi
    Sachi.
[02:08] Erika
    Sachi-chan.
[02:12] Sachi
    Please give Onii back.
[02:17] Nagi
    What's going on here?
[02:19] Erika
    Did Sachi-chan think Nagi-kun
    was actually getting married?
[02:33] Nagi
    Sachi, come with me.
SIGN    Myoujin Hall
[02:42] Nagi
    I apologize for surprising you,
    but this is a fake wedding, okay?
[02:47] Nagi
    It's a shoot for pamphlet photos.
[02:51] Sachi
    I know.
[02:53] Nagi
    Huh? Then why...
[02:55] Sachi
    I don't know.
[02:57] Sachi
    I just couldn't stand it.
[03:01] Nagi
    That's no answer.
[03:03] Nagi
    We all put in a lot of work for today.
[03:05] Nagi
    And you came and made—
[03:07] Sachi
    Why did you do a wedding if it was fake?
[03:11] Sachi
    You weren't like this before, Onii.
[03:14] Sachi
    You'd normally be like,
[03:16] Sachi
    "A play wedding? What a waste
    of time. I'm busy studying."
[03:22] Sachi
    You're the one who doesn't get what's going on.
[03:25] Nagi
    Maybe so.
[03:28] Nagi
    To be exact, I've just never had
    an opportunity to think about it.
[03:33] Nagi
    Because I spent all my time studying.
[03:36] Sachi
    What are you talking about?
[03:37] Nagi
    I just came to realize at some point
    that I'm going to be an adult someday.
[03:44] Nagi
    I spent all my time studying,
[03:47] Nagi
    but I got engaged to Amano-san,
    with whom I was swapped at birth,
[03:50] Nagi
    and I confessed to my rival, Segawa-san,
    and my first love, Ai-chan, came home.
[03:55] Nagi
    And then, when we did the false wedding today,
[03:59] Nagi
    I realized I'd be getting married someday.
[04:02] Nagi
    I noticed myself thinking about that.
[04:05] Nagi
    Or more like...
[04:08] Nagi
    I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't told me.
[04:11] Nagi
    That's my sister.
[04:17] (Flashback) Soichiro
    You must have noticed by now.
[04:20] (Flashback) Soichiro
    That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,
    could solve everything, too.
[04:27] Nagi
    But I was swapped at birth,
    so we aren't related by blood.
[04:33] Nagi
    That means there's a possibility
    I'll end up marrying you, huh?
[04:38] Sachi
    Wha...
[04:39] Sachi
    What are you talking about?! Gross!
[04:42] Nagi
    Ow!
[04:43] Nagi
    Happy now? I'm heading back.
[04:48] Sachi
    Onii growing up?
[04:50] Sachi
    Then how am I supposed to grow up?
SIGN    Open Today
SIGN    Umino
    family
    
    Segawa
    family
    
    (False)
    Wedding
    Ceremony
    
    Meguro
    Myoujin
[04:58] Sachi
    I'm sorry for causing a commotion earlier.
[05:01] Erika
    Sachi-chan, you're back!
[05:03] Ai
    Thank goodness.
[05:03] Hiro
    I was worried about you.
[05:05] Hiro
    I'm glad you're feeling better.
[05:08] Erika
    I mean, hey, she's probably
    stressed out because of exams.
[05:11] Ai
    It would have been a big deal
    if this was a real wedding, huh?
[05:15] Erika
    So anyway, I just came up with an idea for you.
[05:19] Erika
    How about we all hold a false wedding?
[05:22] All
    All of us?
[05:23] Erika
    How does that sound?
[05:25] Erika
    You wanted a wedding too, right, Sachi-chan?
[05:30] Ai
    You'll have more stock photos to
    work with if we have more subjects.
[05:35] Hiro
    I see. That's a good idea.
[05:38] Sachi
    Does that mean I'm doing a false wedding, too?
[05:41] Erika
    Yup, yup.
[05:42] Nagi
    Isn't that putting a lot on me?!
[05:44] Erika
    Oh, come on, you look so happy.
[05:48] Hiro
    I think I'm losing the lead role again.
[05:53] Erika
    All right, one at a time!
[05:55] Erika
    Jeez, Nagi-kun!
[05:57] Erika
    Hold me up properly!
[05:59] Nagi
    What do you expect? You're so hea—
[06:01] Erika
    Happy wedding! Whoo!
[06:07] Nagi
    Is this how it was supposed to be?
[06:09] Hiro
    This is fine, too.
[06:14] Ai
    I prefer a Chinese wedding.
[06:18] Nagi
    You exchange drinks, huh?
[06:23] Sachi
    Are you supposed to wear
    your uniform in student weddings?
[06:25] Sachi
    I kinda wanted to wear a dress.
[06:27] Nagi
    This looks way more like a graduation ceremony.
[06:33] Erika
    Next up, let's try the kiss photo!
[06:36] Nagi
    What?! K-Kiss?!
[06:39] Erika
    Just pretending, dummy.
[06:41] Erika
    You gotta have one for every wedding.
[06:47] Hiro
    Umino-kun, are you shaking?
[06:49] Nagi
    I know it's fake,
    but it's still making me nervous.
[06:55] Ai
    I kinda like this a lot.
[06:58] Nagi
    What even is this situation?
[07:06] Nagi
    Don't overdo it, Sachi.
[07:08] Sachi
    I know.
[07:10] Sachi
    Here we go.
[07:18] Erika
    Wait, Sachi-chan...
[07:20] Ai
    She actually just...
[07:22] Hiro
    ...kissed him.
[07:26] Nagi
    Er, Sachi, was that...
[07:31] All
    You thought you were
    supposed to actually kiss?!
SIGN    Myoujin Hall
[07:35] Sachi
    You all told me we were taking pictures.
[07:37] Sachi
    I thought everyone did.
[07:39] Nagi
    Why would we do that?
[07:42] Sachi
    And you're wiping too much.
[07:46] Nagi
    I made it clear that we were just pretending!
[07:49] Nagi
    What kind of siblings kiss, anyway?
[07:53] Sachi
    I made a mistake! Get off my case!
[07:59] Nagi
    Wait, Sachi!
[08:01] Nagi
    What's wrong with her?
[08:03] Erika
    Was that really a mistake?
[08:06] Ai
    That's what she says, though.
[08:08] Hiro
    We just have to believe her.
[08:13] Nagi
    What's up with this vibe?
[08:17] Hiro
    Thank you for participating today.
[08:20] Hiro
    Please take some steamed buns home with you.
[08:23] Erika
    For real?!
[08:24] Erika
    Can I take your share home, too?
[08:26] Nagi
    Are steamed buns that rare for you?
[08:33] Ai
    Hiro-san, may I have a moment of your time?
[08:40] Hiro
    You want to negotiate a truce?
[08:42] Ai
    Yes.
[08:43] Ai
    I'm aware that you see me as an enemy.
[08:48] Ai
    I see you the same way.
[08:50] Hiro
    You do?
[08:52] Hiro
    I think I'm over that, though.
[08:53] Ai
    However...
[08:55] Ai
    As things stand,
    we're all background characters!
[09:00] Hiro
    What do you mean by that?
[09:01] Ai
    I've always been wary of you.
[09:05] Ai
    And now it's become clear to me...
[09:09] Ai
    Sachi-chan is the real enemy!
[09:13] Hiro
    Um...
[09:15] Hiro
    Do you mean...
[09:16] Ai
    Sachi-chan is in love with Nagi-chan!
[09:22] Ai
    I've always sensed something off
    about their sibling relationship.
[09:27] (Flashback) Ai
    Nagi-chan, let's play.
[09:30] (Flashback) Sachi
    Not today.
[09:32] (Flashback) Ai
    Why not, Sachi-chan?
[09:34] Ai
    They're siblings, yet they're nothing alike.
[09:38] Ai
    More than that...
[09:42] Ai
    They're like young lovers.
[09:43] Nagi
    Why can't I play with Ai-chan?
[09:46] (Flashback) Sachi
    No way.
[09:47] (Flashback) Sachi
    You're playing with me today.
[09:49] Ai (background)
    Thimp-thump...
[09:49] Ai
    For some reason, whenever
    I saw them, my heart would race.
[09:56] Ai
    Not that I was ever jealous
    of her being his sister, of course.
[10:00] Ai
    Have you never felt that something was odd?
[10:04] Hiro
    I have.
[10:05] Ai
    You're so sure!
[10:06] Hiro
    So many times.
[10:08] Ai
    I knew it.
[10:09] Ai
    And then there was what happened today!
[10:12] Ai
    We have to take action!
[10:18] Hiro
    I guess I'm tired of being
    a background character, too.
[10:21] Ai
    Do you know what kind of
    romance is the biggest turn-on?
[10:29] Ai
    A romance with obstacles!
[10:33] Hiro
    I see.
[10:35] Hiro
    That makes sense.
[10:37] Ai
    I think I just got an idea for a song.
[10:39] Hiro
    Wait, that's huge!
[10:41] Hiro
    Let me be the first one to hear it!
[10:46] Nagi
    I was worried it wasn't going to turn out well.
[10:51] Nagi
    Damn it, Sachi... You had to
    do that in front of the others.
[10:57] Nagi
    No!
[10:58] Nagi
    I can't have my heart racing
    over my own sister!
[11:02] Nagi
    Forbidden love!
SIGN    Forbidden Love
[11:08] Nagi
    No, no, no!
[11:10] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi, you got the same problem wrong again.
[11:13] (Flashback) Sachi
    But...
[11:15] Nagi
    Sachi's my kid sister!
[11:17] Nagi
    We've lived together under
    the same roof since she was born!
[11:21] (Flashback) Sachi
    It's your fault. You suck at teaching.
[11:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why, you little...
[11:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    You really don't look like me.
[11:31] (Flashback) Sachi
    You're the odd one out.
[11:33] (Flashback) Sachi
    You were picked up from a river, weren't you?
[11:35] (Flashback) Nagi
    Maybe my genes skipped a generation.
[11:38] (Flashback) Sachi
    But you know...
[11:40] (Flashback) Sachi
    No one would find out if we got
    married, since we don't look alike.
[11:44] Nagi
    That's not the problem!
[11:47] Nagi
    But now that we know we really aren't related,
[11:50] Nagi
    if I become one of the Amanos,
    Sachi wouldn't be family anymore.
[11:53] Nagi
    She'd just be a childhood friend.
SIGN    Pure Love
[11:57] Nagi
    Pure love!
[12:00] Nagi
    Come on! Sachi is my sister!
[12:03] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii-chan...
[12:04] (Flashback) Sachi
    Don't leave me.
[12:07] (Flashback) Sachi
    I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan.
[12:10] (Flashback) Sachi
    That means you can't get married, either!
[12:13] Nagi
    Is this how Sachi felt the
    whole time she was around me?
[12:21] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan...
[12:25] Erika
    That thing today wasn't an accident, was it?
    You did it on purpose.
[12:30] Sachi
    Yeah.
[12:32] Sachi
    It was.
[12:39] Sachi
    Just kidding.
[12:40] Sachi
    Everyone was making such
    a huge fuss over Onii.
[12:44] Sachi
    I just wanted everyone to stop.
[12:50] Sachi
    But I guess you wouldn't kiss him, huh?
[12:53] Sachi
    We're siblings. I'm so gross.
[13:00] Sachi
    I don't know why I did that.
[13:03] Sachi
    I don't get it, either.
[13:08] Erika
    Sachi-chan...
[13:14] Erika
    I don't think you're gross.
[13:18] Sachi
    Why not?
[13:23] Erika
    Not telling.
[13:36] Nagi
    I'm back!
[13:40] Nagi
    It's already been two weeks since
    that news about me and Ai-chan, huh?
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Amano-san's Mom
SIGN    It's been about two weeks.
    Why not go home?
SIGN    May I?
[13:43] Nagi
    Is it really okay for me to go back?
[13:49] Nagi
    All right.
[13:50] Nagi
    Time to study for school
    the day after tomorrow!
[13:55] Erika
    Welcome back, Nagi-kun.
[13:57] Sachi
    Welcome back, Onii.
[14:00] Sachi
    What's with that reaction?
[14:02] Erika
    Hold on, Nagi-kun.
    Did you think you'd be here alone?
[14:06] Erika
    Too bad.
[14:07] Erika
    Mom texted me and told me to go home.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Amano-san's Mom
SIGN    It's been about two weeks.
    Why not go home?
[14:11] Nagi
    Uh-huh.
[14:13] Erika
    Anyway, Nagi-kun, let's celebrate.
[14:16] Erika
    The Ama-Umi house is back together!
[14:19] Sachi
    I want your katsudon.
[14:23] Nagi
    I dunno about that.
[14:25] Sachi
    Why not?
[14:26] Nagi
    Shut up! Don't talk to me!
[14:33] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?
[14:35] Nagi
    I thought I could finally relax on my own.
[14:38] Nagi
    I can't believe Sachi's back, too.
[14:42] Nagi
    Wait, that's not the point.
[14:43] Nagi
    So what if Sachi's home?
[14:46] Nagi
    My beloved study materials!
[14:49] Nagi
    It's been two long weeks!
[14:53] Nagi
    So what?
[14:55] Nagi
    That was a mistake!
[14:56] Nagi
    An accident that happened
    because we're siblings!
[14:59] Nagi
    Sachi's my sister, even if we
    aren't blood relatives.
[15:03] Nagi
    My precious, only sister.
[15:07] Nagi
    Okay.
[15:08] Nagi
    I'm going shopping.
[15:10] Erika
    Does that mean you're making us katsudon?!
[15:12] Nagi
    Yeah.
[15:13] Sachi
    Yay! Party time!
[15:15] Sachi
    Wait, Onii. I'm coming with you.
[15:18] Nagi
    What? Why?
[15:20] Sachi
    Wouldn't it be easier if I helped?
[15:22] Nagi
    Just stay at home.
[15:30] Nagi
    Again, what am I...
[15:33] Sachi
    I just wanted to buy ice cream.
[15:36] Erika
    That's so weird.
[15:37] Erika
    Normally, he'd be all,
    "Why don't you help out for once?"
[15:41] Sachi
    I guess he's mad at me.
[15:44] Sachi
    Because of the stupid thing I did.
[15:46] Erika
    Nah, I mean, you know how he gets
    angry as soon as he's hungry?
[15:52] Sachi
    That's you, Erika-onee.
[15:59] Nagi
    It's been a while. Let's do this!
[16:03] Sachi
    I'll help.
[16:04] Nagi
    You don't have to.
[16:06] Sachi
    Hey, Onii, I...
[16:09] Nagi
    Just go away!
[16:13] Sachi
    Okay.
[16:21] Nagi
    I'm so pathetic.
[16:26] Erika
    This is the stuff!
[16:28] Erika
    I haven't had katsudon in forever! Nice!
[16:31] Erika
    Right, Sachi-chan? Nagi-kun?
[16:36] Nagi
    I'm gonna go study.
[16:38] Nagi
    You two can eat without me.
[16:43] Erika
    What's wrong with you?
[16:44] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[16:45] Erika
    Enough already!
[16:59] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[17:00] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am!
[17:01] Erika
    Let me tell you something.
[17:04] Nagi
    Sorry?
[17:04] Erika
    Sachi-chan's kiss was on purpose, you know.
[17:08] Nagi
    Um... What do you mean, that was on purpose?
[17:12] Sachi
    Erika-onee, what are you...
[17:15] Erika
    Okay, you two go ahead and discuss!
[17:33] Nagi
    I guess we should eat.
[17:36] Sachi
    Yeah.
[17:39] Sachi
    It's juicier than usual.
[17:42] Nagi
    Right?
[17:43] Nagi
    I kinda splurged on the meat today.
[17:46] Sachi
    I knew it.
[17:47] Sachi
    You can't fool my palate.
[17:50] Sachi
    Come to think of it, isn't Erika-onee hungry?
[17:53] Nagi
    Looks like she made sure she got hers.
[17:56] Sachi
    Oh, yeah. When did she do that?
[17:59] Nagi
    Anyway, to the topic at hand...
[18:01] Nagi
    When she said that was on purpose,
    did that mean you like me?
[18:12] Nagi
    What was that for?
[18:13] Sachi
    You're so creepy, Onii.
[18:17] Sachi
    I don't know.
[18:21] Sachi
    But I'm worried that at this rate,
    someone's going to take you.
[18:26] Sachi
    I really don't want that to happen.
[18:29] Nagi
    Yeah.
[18:31] Sachi
    What about you?
[18:34] Sachi
    What did you think when I kissed you?
[18:39] Nagi
    Well...
[18:42] Nagi
    I don't know.
[18:43] Sachi
    What?
[18:44] Nagi
    But I think it proves that you're
    my sister but you're not.
[18:53] Sachi
    I've thought ever since we were little...
[18:57] Sachi
    that you might not actually be my Onii.
[19:00] Sachi
    You're nothing like me.
[19:02] Sachi
    People used to point that out, remember?
[19:05] Sachi
    I knew they were kidding, but...
[19:18] Sachi
    But everything was different.
[19:20] Sachi
    The way your hair was, the way your skin was,
[19:23] Sachi
    the shape of your fingers and nails,
    the color of your eyes...
[19:27] (Flashback) Nagi
    What's wrong, Sachi?
[19:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    Are you lonely?
[19:30] (Flashback) Nagi
    Mom and Dad are busy at work.
[19:34] Sachi
    And your scent.
[19:37] Sachi
    I was sure you weren't my brother.
[19:40] Sachi
    I got so scared, I decided
    not to think about it anymore.
[19:45] Sachi
    I'd forgotten about that until we found
    out that you were swapped at birth.
[19:50] Sachi
    I was right. I felt vindicated.
[19:55] Nagi
    Yeah? Same as me, then.
[19:58] Nagi
    When I found out I wasn't part of this family,
    something finally clicked inside me.
[20:03] Nagi
    I wasn't sad or shocked or anything.
[20:05] Nagi
    I felt relieved.
[20:06] Sachi
    I thought you were just dead inside.
[20:09] Nagi
    Hey.
[20:11] Sachi
    But you know how our parents are.
[20:14] (Flashback) Namie
    No wonder you're so much smarter than us!
[20:17] (Flashback) Yohei
    I thought Nagi took after me!
[20:20] (Flashback) Namie
    Like hell he did!
[20:22] (Flashback) Yohei
    Ow!
[20:23] Sachi
    I guess that kept us from
    being negative about it.
[20:25] Nagi
    Yeah.
[20:27] Nagi
    I don't know where we go from here,
[20:30] Nagi
    but at least we can be sure it isn't
    wrong for us to take that step.
[20:39] Sachi
    Yeah.
[20:42] Sachi
    Erika-onee's so insensitive, though.
[20:45] Nagi
    Right?
[20:47] Nagi
    I know she's your sister,
    but she said that right to your face.
[20:50] Sachi
    Actually, Onii...
[20:53] Erika
    Good for you!
[20:55] Erika
    So you two made up!
[20:58] Nagi
    We didn't so much make up as, well...
[21:01] Sachi
    Thanks, Erika-onee.
[21:04] Sachi
    We got to talk things out,
    and we worked through our issues.
[21:09] Erika
    Of course.
[21:10] Erika
    I thought you guys needed the opportunity.
[21:13] Erika
    Good, good.
[21:15] Sachi
    So anyway, Erika-onee,
    let me tell you something.
[21:19] Erika
    Sure, sure. Speak, my sister.
[21:22] Nagi
    That sounds familiar.
[21:24] Sachi
    The two of us decided to get married.
[21:29] Erika
    What?!
[21:30] Nagi
    What she said.
[21:32] Erika
    Um... huh?
[21:34] Sachi
    We're about to kiss to make it official.
[21:37] Nagi
    We want you to be a witness.
[21:39] Erika
    Wait, wait...
[21:44] Erika
    Hold it, hold it!
[21:46] Erika
    Stop it!
[21:48] Sachi
    Jokes.
[21:49] Nagi
    Just kidding.
[21:55] Erika
    You're both horrible!
[21:57] Erika
    You're so insensitive!
[21:59] Nagi
    You mean you are?
[22:01] Sachi
    That's what you get.
[22:02] Erika
    Wha?!
SIGN    Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
[23:35] Erika
    "I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take 
    Pictures for Memory's Sake!"