# 3 - That, but Times A Hundred
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**[00:00] Ai**
There's a reason I came back to Japan.
**[00:05] Ai**
I've come back to marry you!
**[00:13] Nagi**
Marry me?!
**[00:14] Ai**
Whew, I finally said it.
**[00:17] Ai**
That's a weight off my shoulders.
**[01:52] Nagi**
You came back to marry me?
***SIGN*** Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred
**[01:56] Ai**
Yes.
**[02:00] (Flashback) Ai**
Can I give you my answer to your
confession the next time we meet?
**[02:05] Nagi**
Don't you think that's a bit of a leap?!
**[02:07] Erika**
True.
**[02:08] Sachi**
How did it come to that?!
**[02:11] Ai**
I've told you what I wanted to tell you.
**[02:13] Ai**
I'm satisfied.
**[02:16] Ai**
Well, I'll be going home now.
**[02:22] Erika**
What was that about?
**[02:24] Nagi**
So, basically...
**[02:25] Nagi**
she thought about it for seven years
and came to the decision to marry me?
**[02:31] Nagi**
She hasn't changed.
**[02:33] Nagi**
That's Ai-chan for you.
**[02:35] Erika**
What do you mean by that?
**[02:37] Nagi**
I guess I'll have to reply, then.
**[02:39] Erika**
You're going after her?!
**[02:41] Nagi**
Umino family wisdom:
repay sincerity with sincerity.
**[02:47] Nagi**
Wait, Ai-chan!
**[02:50] Ai**
Nagi-chan.
**[02:54] Nagi**
I wanted to give you my answer, too.
**[02:57] Nagi**
Thanks.
**[02:58] Nagi**
For remembering for seven whole years.
**[03:03] Nagi**
But I'm sorry.
**[03:05] Nagi**
There's someone I'm in love with right now.
**[03:09] Nagi**
In fact, I'm engaged to another person,
and I also have an unrelated sister.
**[03:18] Ai**
I see.
**[03:20] Ai**
Understood.
**[03:22] Nagi**
Huh?
**[03:23] Nagi**
Wait, wait!
**[03:24] Nagi**
After you had feelings for me for seven years
and even considered marrying me?!
**[03:31] Ai**
It was unexpected, but it isn't a problem.
**[03:36] Nagi**
Okay.
**[03:38] Nagi**
* Come to think of it,*
* Ai-chan's always been this way.*
**[03:43] Nagi**
*Maybe that's what I liked about her.*
**[03:46] Ai**
And so...
**[03:50] Ai**
I'm going to change gears now.
**[03:53] Nagi**
O-Okay.
**[03:55] Nagi**
*What's that supposed to mean?*
**[03:59] Ai**
Would you please walk me home?
**[04:03] Nagi**
*I get it.*
**[04:05] Nagi**
* She wants us to continue*
* being childhood friends.*
**[04:08] Nagi**
Sure thing.
**[04:12] Nagi**
Wait up!
**[04:13] Nagi**
Why are you in such a hurry?
**[04:16] Ai**
Because I'm shy about walking home with you.
**[04:24] Nagi**
*I don't get it.*
**[04:26] Ai**
I understand.
**[04:27] Nagi**
I don't!
**[04:29] Ai**
Let's do this.
**[04:32] Ai**
Gaze into my eyes.
**[04:45] Ai**
Please don't look at me!
**[04:47] Ai**
My heart's racing!
**[04:49] Nagi**
You told me to!
**[04:51] Ai**
Your gaze is too intense
now that you've grown up.
**[04:56] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[04:58] Nagi**
*Wait, something's not right.*
**[05:00] Ai**
Okay, final mission.
**[05:04] Ai**
Let's go to that old,
nostalgic snack shop together.
**[05:09] Nagi**
It's been so long!
***SIGN*** Snacks
Kimura Shouten
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[05:11] Nagi**
We used to go together all the time.
**[05:13] Ai**
We did.
**[05:15] Ai**
But going there with you makes it feel
like a date. It's making me nervous.
**[05:20] Nagi**
You were the one who invited me.
**[05:27] Ai**
It's turned into a convenience store...
**[05:29] Nagi**
When did that happen?
**[05:35] Ai**
Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
**[05:38] Ai**
My beloved superball.
**[05:41] Nagi**
Oh, yeah.
**[05:42] Nagi**
The top prize in the drawing
you were trying to win.
***SIGN*** GOGO! 100+10 bonus
Superball
***SIGN*** Snacks
Kimura Shouten
**[05:48] (Flashback) Nagi**
"My beloved"?
**[05:50] (Flashback) Ai**
It means something you love very much.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm going to put my life on
the line to get that superball.
***SIGN*** 5th
**[06:02] (Flashback) Nagi**
You lost again.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Ai**
I won't give up.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Ai**
I'll try again tomorrow.
***SIGN*** 3rd
**[06:13] (Flashback) Nagi**
Too bad.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Ai**
You'd think, statistically,
I'd have won by now.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm out of this month's allowance.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Ai**
I'll come back next week.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Sure.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Nagi**
It's gone!
**[06:31] (Flashback) Shop**
Someone won that first prize yesterday.
**[06:36] (Flashback) Ai**
I see.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Nagi**
Nothing you can do about it.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Nagi**
Drawings are all about luck.
**[06:43] (Flashback) Ai**
It's no problem.
**[06:47] (Flashback) Ai**
I've given up.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Nagi**
Don't cry, Ai-chan!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm not crying.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Nagi**
You are!
**[06:59] Nagi**
I remember that.
**[07:03] Ai**
Do you get what I'm trying to say, though?
**[07:07] Ai**
I pursued the superball for a month, perhaps.
**[07:12] Ai**
But it's been seven years this time.
**[07:15] Ai**
And more than anything,
I'm not the same person I was before.
**[07:21] Ai**
I'm going to make you mine this time,
**[07:25] Ai**
my beloved Nagi-chan.
**[07:30] Nagi**
*That's what you meant by "change gears"?!*
**[07:43] Yohei**
What's up, Nagi?
**[07:45] Yohei**
You haven't been back home in a while.
**[07:47] Yohei**
Aren't you gonna eat?
**[07:49] Nagi**
Yeah... nah.
**[07:51] Yohei**
How'd it go meeting Ai-chan
for the first time in a while?
**[07:55] Nagi**
About that...
**[07:58] Nagi**
It turns out the reason Ai-chan
came back to Japan was to marry me.
**[08:03] Yohei**
Is that what Ai-chan said?
**[08:06] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[08:17] Nagi**
*What?*
**[08:20] Yohei**
Here it comes!
**[08:27] Nagi**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[08:29] Yohei**
You little...
**[08:31] Yohei**
You're already engaged.
**[08:33] Yohei**
What scum you are!
**[08:35] Nagi**
No, you've got the wrong idea!
**[08:37] Yohei**
Don't talk back to me!
**[08:39] Yohei**
Let your fist do the talking!
**[08:41] Nagi**
I'm not talking back!
**[08:42] Nagi**
I'm explaining!
**[08:48] Yohei**
Looks like all that studying
made you lose your edge.
***SIGN*** Neighborhood Bulletin
**[08:59] Namie**
Hey.
**[09:04] Namie**
What's going on here?
**[09:10] Namie**
I understand the situation.
**[09:12] Namie**
Now, put everything back to how it was.
**[09:14] Nagi**
Umino family wisdom!
**[09:15] Yohei**
Do as Mom says!
**[09:18] Namie**
Oh, also, Nagi...
**[09:21] Namie**
I don't remember raising you to be
someone who makes people cry.
**[09:30] Nagi**
*Right.*
**[09:31] Nagi**
*I couldn't do anything that day.*
**[09:34] Nagi**
*But I have to confront it head-on this time.*
**[09:39] Nagi**
I know.
**[09:43] Nagi**
*But now that she mentions it...*
**[09:46] Nagi**
*There's four?*
**[09:50] Hiro**
*Umino-kun.*
**[09:51] Erika**
*Nagi-kun.*
**[09:52] Sachi**
*Onii.*
**[09:53] Ai**
*Nagi-chan!*
**[09:55] Nagi**
*Am I actually...*
**[09:57] Nagi**
*in my prime?!*
**[09:58] Nagi**
*Not that I'm popular or anything, but...*
**[10:00] Yohei**
Speaking of which, Nagi...
**[10:02] Yohei**
It seems I got ahead of myself this time.
**[10:06] Yohei**
Sorry for picking a fight with you.
**[10:09] Nagi**
You always do.
**[10:11] Yohei**
Tee-hee.
**[10:13] Namie**
Nagi!
**[10:14] Namie**
Lend me a hand for once!
**[10:17] Nagi**
I'm home.
**[10:18] Erika**
You were out awfully late.
**[10:21] Nagi**
I stopped by my parents' place.
**[10:22] Erika**
Wait.
**[10:25] Erika**
I need to talk to you.
**[10:33] Nagi**
What was that for?!
**[10:37] Erika**
You're the worst, Nagi-kun.
**[10:39] Erika**
You're in love with Hiro-chan,
but you're marrying Ai-chan?
**[10:42] Erika**
What's wrong with you?
**[10:47] Erika**
I can't believe I'm engaged to a serial
womanizer and marital fraudster.
**[10:54] Erika**
Don't just sit there! Say something!
**[10:59] Erika**
I'm so very sorry.
***SIGN*** Towels
***SIGN*** Towels
**[11:07] Nagi**
Fold them.
**[11:11] Erika**
Ai-chan was someone you liked?
**[11:13] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[11:14] Erika**
So you hate her now?
**[11:16] Erika**
Or are you in love with both her and Hiro-chan?
**[11:22] Nagi**
Hang on, have you never loved anyone?
**[11:27] Erika**
Of course I have!
**[11:29] Erika**
Mom, Dad, Sachi-chan...
**[11:31] Erika**
I love all of them.
**[11:32] Erika**
You're whatever, though.
**[11:34] Nagi**
You're hopeless.
**[11:36] Erika**
What's your problem?
**[11:38] Nagi**
You've been alive for seventeen years
and you've never been in love.
**[11:45] Erika**
What do you expect?
**[11:47] Erika**
I went to an all-girls school.
**[11:49] Erika**
And I've only ever talked
to important old guys.
**[11:53] Erika**
What's it like?
**[11:55] Erika**
Being in love?
**[12:00] Nagi**
Who asks their fiancé that?
**[12:03] Erika**
Just tell me!
**[12:07] Nagi**
When do you feel happiest?
**[12:11] Erika**
When I'm eating something good.
**[12:14] Erika**
When I find cute clothes.
**[12:16] Erika**
When I get lots of likes.
**[12:20] Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[12:26] Erika**
That's such a grade school analogy.
**[12:28] Nagi**
I explained in a way you would understand.
**[12:33] Nagi**
Also...
**[12:36] Nagi**
You've never folded towels before, have you?
**[12:38] Erika**
But this is how I see bath towels folded.
**[12:40] Nagi**
In a hotel, maybe!
**[12:43] Erika**
I have an idea!
**[12:46] Nagi**
You aren't done folding!
**[12:51] Erika**
It's pretty.
**[12:52] Nagi**
Why fireworks?
**[12:54] Erika**
We bought them when Hiro-chan was over
so we could all play with them together.
**[12:58] Nagi**
What?!
**[13:00] Hiro**
Umino-kun. Look, look!
**[13:03] Nagi**
I missed out!
**[13:05] Erika**
You're weird, though.
**[13:07] Nagi**
And now I'm being dissed!
**[13:09] Erika**
Hiro-chan and Ai-chan are nothing alike.
**[13:13] Erika**
Yet you fell in love with them.
**[13:15] Nagi**
Past crushes and current crushes are different.
**[13:18] Erika**
Tell me more, please.
**[13:20] Nagi**
Ai-chan was because she was my
neighbor and we had fun hanging out.
**[13:24] Nagi**
Segawa-san is a rival from school.
**[13:28] Erika**
I get it now!
**[13:29] Nagi**
Get what?
**[13:30] Erika**
You fall in love with anyone who talks to you!
**[13:34] Nagi**
I'm not that eas—I can't deny it, but still!
**[13:39] Nagi**
How am I having this conversation
with my fiancée?
**[13:44] Erika**
Wait... Doesn't that mean...
**[13:54] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[13:55] Erika**
...you might fall in love with me in the future?
***SIGN*** Big Fireworks
**[14:02] Nagi**
What?! Of course not—
**[14:07] Nagi**
necessarily, I guess.
**[14:11] Nagi**
We're out of fireworks.
**[14:13] Erika**
You clean all this up, Nagi-kun.
**[14:15] Nagi**
Me?!
**[14:17] Sachi**
Does that mean Onii might
fall in love with me, too?
**[14:24] Erika**
*Someone you love, huh?*
**[14:27] Erika**
*Being in love must make people happy.*
**[14:32] Erika**
* I wonder how I'm going to*
* feel when I meet Onii-chan.*
**[14:37] (Flashback) Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[14:41] Erika**
Why Nagi-kun?!
**[14:44] Erika**
* When I'm having fun with Nagi-kun,*
* does that mean I'm happy?*
**[14:49] Erika**
*Doesn't that mean...*
**[15:03] Erika**
Wait, wait.
**[15:05] Erika**
Fun equals happiness?
**[15:07] Erika**
That isn't always true, is it?
**[15:10] Erika**
Yeah, that's it!
**[15:12] Sachi**
Erika-onee.
**[15:15] Sachi**
I'm going to borrow your outfit.
**[15:17] Sachi**
What do you think?
**[15:18] Erika**
World's cutest!
**[15:22] Sachi**
Okay, see you.
**[15:24] Nagi**
Where are you headed?
**[15:26] Erika**
All dressed up, too.
**[15:28] Sachi**
A guy from class asked me out.
**[15:33] Erika**
Cool.
**[15:37] Nagi/Erika**
*What?!*
**[15:39] Sachi**
Matsuda-kun.
**[15:41] Matsuda**
Umino-san.
**[15:43] Sachi**
Sorry I'm a bit late.
**[15:45] Matsuda**
I-It's cool.
**[15:46] Nagi**
Wh-Wh-What is this?!
**[15:49] Erika**
That's a confession.
**[15:51] Nagi**
Why are you here?
**[15:53] Erika**
Why are *you* here?!
**[15:54] Nagi**
Because, as her big brother,
I can't let anything happen to her!
**[15:58] Erika**
I'm here as her big sister!
**[16:02] Matsuda**
What's wrong?
**[16:04] Sachi**
Nothing. I guess I was just imagining things.
**[16:12] Erika**
H-Hey...
**[16:14] Nagi**
Shh.
**[16:15] Erika**
Don't cling to me like that.
**[16:17] Nagi**
Deal with it. Sachi's going to notice us.
**[16:20] (Flashback) Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[16:27] Nagi**
Are they gone?
**[16:29] Erika**
Nagi-kun, this way!
**[16:34] Erika**
The perfect disguise!
**[16:36] Nagi**
We're so flashy. Are you sure
we aren't going to stand out?
**[16:40] Erika**
What matters is that
she doesn't notice it's us.
**[16:44] Erika**
Besides...
**[16:46] Erika**
We won't have to hide in cramped spaces now.
**[16:50] Nagi**
*Why is she angry?*
**[16:53] Matsuda**
Here you are.
**[16:55] Sachi**
It's the popular one!
**[16:57] Sachi**
Thanks!
**[17:04] Nagi**
Damn it, Sachi...
**[17:05] Nagi**
You're letting him seduce you with *that*?!
**[17:07] Erika**
He might turn out to be her type.
**[17:10] Nagi**
No way.
**[17:12] Erika**
Also, are you sure you aren't jealous?
**[17:14] Nagi**
I'm just worried for her.
**[17:16] Nagi**
As her big brother.
**[17:18] Nagi**
I think.
**[17:19] Erika**
Don't you think you're a bit
too attached to your sister?
**[17:23] Nagi**
Let's go!
**[17:29] Nagi**
It's looking pretty romantic all of a sudden.
**[17:32] Erika**
Oh, to be young!
**[17:34] Nagi**
That's definitely a rejection.
**[17:39] Erika**
Professional womanizer.
**[17:41] Erika**
Of course you'd know.
**[17:42] Nagi**
Stop calling me that.
**[17:46] Sachi**
What are you two doing?
**[17:49] Sachi**
I know you're there.
**[17:51] Erika**
That's weird.
**[17:53] Nagi**
We just happened to pass by.
**[17:55] Sachi**
Even though you followed me the whole time?
**[17:57] Erika**
Busted.
**[17:58] Nagi**
You're in middle school!
You shouldn't be wandering around at night!
**[18:01] Nagi**
It's past six!
**[18:03] Nagi**
Besides, he was confessing to you, wasn't he?
**[18:06] Nagi**
Should you be out on dates
with entrance exams coming up?
**[18:08] Sachi**
That's the point.
**[18:10] Sachi**
Matsuda-kun's the smartest guy I know.
**[18:13] Sachi**
So I decided to go out with him.
**[18:17] Nagi**
You're going out with him?!
**[18:19] Nagi**
Do you understand what that entails?
**[18:21] Sachi**
Does it bother you that I'm
going out with someone?
**[18:26] Nagi**
What are you talking about?
**[18:28] Nagi**
You're my sister!
**[18:30] Sachi**
I'm going home.
**[18:33] Erika**
Wait, Sachi-chan!
**[18:36] Nagi**
*Is it bothering me?*
**[18:41] Nagi**
*There's no way!*
**[18:43] Hiro**
Look out!
**[18:46] Hiro**
It's a red light!
**[18:48] Nagi**
Sorry—
**[18:52] Hiro**
Umino-kun?!
**[18:54] Nagi**
Segawa-san?!
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[18:56] Hiro**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* conscience directives out of control*
**[19:00] Hiro**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* cannot shut down process Soul*
**[19:03] Hiro**
*Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom*
**[19:06] Hiro**
*Bzzt bzzt*
**[19:08] Nagi**
You're so awesome!
**[19:11] Nagi**
I never knew you could sing, too.
**[19:13] Hiro**
I love this song, "Arc Fault."
**[19:17] Nagi**
"Arc Fault" one more time, then!
**[19:18] Hiro**
Me again?
**[19:21] Nagi**
So you've postponed meeting with your fiancé?
**[19:24] Hiro**
We decided to wait until after summer break.
**[19:28] Nagi**
Are you satisfied with that?
**[19:30] Hiro**
I can't keep running forever.
**[19:33] Hiro**
Besides, he might turn out to be a good person.
**[19:36] Nagi**
Sure, but...
**[19:38] Hiro**
What about you, Umino-kun?
**[19:39] Nagi**
I'm...
**[19:41] Hiro**
Sachi-chan found a boyfriend?!
**[19:44] Hiro**
And she asked if it bothers you?
**[19:50] Hiro**
She's definitely testing you.
**[19:52] Nagi**
Testing?
**[19:53] Hiro**
So that's the big question.
**[19:54] Hiro**
Does it bother you?
**[19:57] Nagi**
I don't know.
**[19:59] Hiro**
That definitely means it's bothering you.
**[20:02] Nagi**
It does?!
**[20:04] Hiro**
I mean, your precious sister
found a boyfriend and seems happy.
**[20:08] Hiro**
You ought to be happy, shouldn't you?
**[20:12] Nagi**
It's weird, though. I'm not happy, exactly.
**[20:16] Hiro**
And I must ask.
**[20:18] Hiro**
Do you see Sachi-chan as an attractive girl?
**[20:22] Hiro**
Or is she just your adorable kid sister?
**[20:26] Hiro**
She's your sister, but she isn't.
**[20:29] Hiro**
Isn't that correct?
**[20:32] Hiro**
What is your conclusion?
**[20:35] Nagi**
I have to prepare for dinner!
I'll be leaving now!
**[20:41] Nagi**
Sorry!
**[20:45] Hiro**
Umino-kun sure is cute when he's flustered.
**[20:54] Nagi**
*I'm just gonna go to bed.*
**[20:57] Erika**
You're already that close?!
**[21:00] Sachi**
I guess.
**[21:01] Sachi**
He hugged me really hard,
and then he pushed me down.
**[21:05] Erika**
What?! He's an animal!
**[21:07] Nagi**
Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[21:11] Nagi**
You just started dating!
**[21:13] Sachi**
Huh?
**[21:14] Nagi**
Shut it!
**[21:15] Nagi**
I absolutely can't stand you
going out with someone like that!
**[21:22] Sachi**
I was talking about Erika-chan's
dog back at her place.
**[21:27] Erika**
I've been asking her to feed them sometimes.
**[21:30] Sachi**
What the heck, Onii?
**[21:31] Sachi**
You're so desperate. Gross.
**[21:33] Nagi**
You weren't talking about your boyfriend?!
**[21:36] Sachi**
Oh, I lied.
**[21:38] Sachi**
I turned him down
thoughtfully and sincerely.
**[21:41] Nagi**
What?! Why did you say you're
going out with him, then?
**[21:44] Sachi**
I was testing you because you're so annoying.
**[21:47] Sachi**
Blep.
**[21:47] Nagi**
Testing?!
**[21:56] Nagi**
*Kill me.*
**[21:57] Erika**
Hey, Nagi-kun, what about dinner?!
**[22:01] Sachi**
*So it* did *bother him.*
***SIGN*** Episode 4: I See You're All Together
**[23:36] Ai**
"I See You're All Together."