11 - That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive

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[00:07] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[00:08] Erika
    Wh-What now?!
[00:10] Nagi
    I think the two of us should pair up.
[00:19] Namie
    They're going to be in the culture festival.
[00:22] Yohei
    Nagi, too?
[00:24] Namie
    He stayed home to study last year, didn't he?
[00:27] Namie
    Nagi can be surprisingly motivated
    when there's a girl involved.
[00:33] Yohei
    He took after me!
[00:35] Yohei
    Guess we'd better pop in.
[00:37] Namie
    Yeah, sure, but...
[00:39] Yohei
    But what?
[00:41] Namie
    Sachi says we absolutely can't go.
[00:46] Yohei
    Which means we absolutely have to go, right?
[00:49] Namie
    Oh, yeah, of course!
[00:52] Yohei
    Sachi is never straightforward.
SIGN    Hoppy
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Closed for the day
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
[01:03] Sachi
    Onii?!
[01:05] Sachi
    Hey, did Onii just come here in a car?
[01:08] Namie
    He wasn't here.
[01:10] Namie
    And why are you here?
[01:12] Sachi
    I just stopped by because I was in the area.
[01:14] Yohei
    Aw, so it wasn't because you missed us?
[01:18] Sachi
    That person looked just like him.
[01:23] Ritsuko
    You came back to Japan out
    of nowhere. What a surprise.
[01:26] Ritsuko
    And to see your kid's
    culture festival, no less.
[01:30] Soichiro
    You've never even been there
    for parents' day yourself.
[01:33] Ritsuko
    It's too boring.
[01:37] Ritsuko
    Seems you've pushed a pretty
    harsh condition onto Erika.
[01:41] Soichiro
    I suppose.
[01:43] Soichiro
    There's no sense in having them
    live together forever.
[01:48] Soichiro
    Now, then, what will our two children do?
SIGN    Culture Festival
SIGN    Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
[03:30] Erika
    Welcome, master!
[03:34] Erika
    To the Class 2-A maid café!
[03:36] Guy A
    They're both so cute!
[03:38] Guy B
    I should ask for pictures later.
[03:41] Erika
    Gotta make it tasty!
[03:43] Erika
    Kyun, kyun, kyun!
[03:46] Hiro
    We currently have a wait time of one hour.
[03:49] Hiro
    Be sure to take a ticket.
[03:52] Guy C
    Man, look at Class A.
[03:54] Guy D
    They're killing it.
[03:56] Nagi
    My class is killing it because...
[03:59] Namie
    Okay, party of four, over here, please.
[04:03] Yohei
    Here you are! Service!
[04:06] Nagi
    ...my parents have joined the fray!
[04:11] Sachi
    Help me, Onii-chan.
[04:13] Nagi
    Sachi?!
[04:15] Guy A
    "Onii-chan"?
[04:16] Guy B
    Seriously?
[04:17] Guy A
    Where's the kid sister rental?!
[04:20] Guy B
    Find the class that's doing it!
[04:21] Nagi
    Sister rental?!
[04:23] Nagi
    Jeez, Sachi, you could have
    told me you were here.
[04:26] Sachi
    Never mind that, Onii...
[04:28] Sachi
    Studying during the culture festival
    is the height of lonerdom.
[04:32] Nagi
    Shut up.
[04:33] Nagi
    I have the great task that
    is the M-1 coming up.
[04:36] Nagi
    This is my brief respite.
SIGN    A Ticket
[04:39] Sachi
    You don't mind if I take
    your ticket, then, do you?
[04:43] Sachi
    Bye.
[04:44] Girl A
    That's your brother?
[04:46] Girl B
    You don't look alike.
[04:46] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[04:47] Girl A
    You think so?
[04:49] Erika
    I'm here.
[04:52] Nagi
    What?
[04:53] Erika
    Don't "What?" me.
[04:55] Erika
    We're walking around the school together.
[04:57] Nagi
    Huh?
SIGN    Escape Room Game
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    1st Prize
[05:34] Erika
    Hurry, Nagi-kun! They're starting!
[05:38] Nagi
    Wait!
[05:39] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san!
[05:42] Nagi
    Sorry!
[05:48] Sousuke
    So that's my...
[05:51] Girl A
    Oh, Romeo.
[05:52] Guy A
    Oh, Juliet.
[05:54] Girl A
    Oh, Romeo.
[05:55] Guy A
    Oh...
[05:58] Erika
    That was a blast!
[06:00] Erika
    School events can be fun once in a while, huh?
[06:06] Erika
    I'm glad I got to spend time
    with you at this school.
[06:12] Nagi
    What brought that on?
[06:14] Erika
    What about you?
[06:15] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:15] Erika
    I'm asking, what about you?
[06:18] Nagi
    Amano-san, you're hiding something from me.
[06:23] Erika
    I just never told you
    because there's no point.
[06:27] Nagi
    Then tell me.
[06:29] Erika
    What?
[06:29] Erika
    You mean now? Right before the M-1?
[06:37] Erika
    Okay, so...
[06:38] Nagi
    I don't want to hear it.
[06:41] Nagi
    Could you not make it sound
    like we'll lose if you say it?
[06:43] Erika
    Don't ask, then!
[06:45] Nagi
    You don't need to worry about me.
[06:48] Nagi
    We're going to win no matter what.
[06:54] Erika
    You could have told me you already knew.
[06:57] Erika
    I was feeling the pressure all by myself.
[06:59] Erika
    I feel stupid.
[07:02] Nagi
    I didn't think there'd be any point in asking.
[07:04] Nagi
    I don't know what it's about, but it
    doesn't matter, because we're going to win.
[07:10] Erika
    You know, Nagi-kun...
[07:13] Erika
    You're more mentally resilient than you look.
[07:17] Erika
    That's the first time I ever
    found you attractive.
[07:34] Yonezawa
    Here we go!
[07:36] Yonezawa
    It's time for the Megurogawa Academy
    High School After-Party, also known as the M-1!
[07:41] Takahashi
    We have a packed roster of amazing talent!
SIGN    Got your kawaii
    Takahashi
SIGN    Notice me, Hiro-sama
    Yonezawa
[07:45] Takahashi
    Who will stand victorious?
[07:47] Yonezawa
    The winner will be chosen by audience vote.
[07:51] Guy A
    Ten imitations of language
    teacher Maeda-sensei.
[07:55] Guy A
    Language is thus life!
[07:58] Yonezawa
    Megurogawa Sisters duet.
[08:03] Namie
    Are Nagi and Erika-chan up yet?
[08:06] Yohei
    Where did Sachi go?
[08:08] Ritsuko
    They may be high schoolers,
    but they're still children.
[08:11] Ritsuko
    I suppose I shouldn't have expected much.
[08:14] Yonezawa
    And now, we have a guest from
    the special entrant category.
[08:18] Takahashi
    My biggest oshi!
[08:23] Yonezawa
    The unstoppable ponytail duo, Love & Happy,
    brings you a live performance!
[08:30] Ai
    Here we go, Sachi-chan.
[08:32] Sachi
    They don't recognize us, do they, Ai-chan?
[08:35] Sachi
    Oh, they're so cute.
[08:36] Sachi
    It's so nice to be young.
[08:38] Yohei
    Hey, where's Sachi?
[08:40] Ritsuko
    These two smell like pros.
[08:44] Ritsuko
    I wonder which agency they're with.
[08:47] Yonezawa
    And here we go.
[08:49] Yonezawa
    The song is "Love & Happy Rivals in Love"!
[09:02] Song
    I won't give him to you
[09:05] Song
    No, I won't
[09:07] Song
    You're my rival in love
[09:11] Song
    Rival in love
[09:13] Song
    We're back-to-back, fighting it out
[09:18] Song
    No, pulling punches
[09:19] Song
    I won't let some legend take me out
[09:22] Song
    No, I won't
[09:25] Song
    I'll win with all I've got
[09:28] Song
    Yes, I will
[09:31] Song
    But we have a truce on stage
[09:37] Song
    We'll deliver cuteness so powerful
    it'll change the world
[09:45] Song
    Love Love Love Love & Happy
[09:48] Song
    Miracles are everywhere
[09:51] Song
    Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky
[09:54] Song
    Dreams will come true someday
[09:56] Song
    Love Love Love Love & Happy
[10:00] Song
    Love fills the world with happiness
[10:02] Song
    Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky
[10:05] Song
    I'm broadcasting my love
[10:09] Song
    Friends of yesterday are today
[10:13] Song
    Today
[10:14] Song
    My adversary, my kyun kyun rival in love
[10:25] Takahashi
    They win! They absolutely win!
[10:27] Takahashi
    It's an expedited parcel of cute!
[10:29] Yonezawa
    Or so we would like to say,
[10:33] Yonezawa
    but special guests are not eligible to win.
[10:38] Yonezawa
    Thank you very much!
[10:40] Yonezawa
    And now for our next act!
[10:43] Takahashi
    The time is right for them!
[10:46] Takahashi
    The biggest duo of the day, Hiro and Shion!
[10:52] Erika
    Hiro-chan's up.
[10:54] Nagi
    Let's get a look at Segawa-san's M-1 skills!
[10:59] Students
    Hiro-chan!
[10:59] Students
    Hiro-senpai!
[11:00] Students
    You got this, Shion!
[11:05] Hiro
    The two of us...
[11:08] Hiro
    are forfeiting.
[11:13] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[11:15] Nagi
    Why?
[11:21] Hiro
    This is my M-1.
[11:29] Shion
    Are you sure about this?!
[11:31] Hiro
    This was the only way Umino-kun
    would have participated.
[11:36] Hiro
    I need him to give it his all and win, or we
    won't have a legend to end the legend.
[11:43] Shion
    What?! That's so badass!
[11:48] Takahashi
    All right, let's get back to it.
[11:51] Takahashi
    The next duo is Ama-Umi House!
[11:53] Namie
    Here we go!
[11:55] Namie
    It's Nagi-chan!
[11:56] Yohei
    Sheesh, Sachi! She's going to miss it!
[11:59] Ritsuko
    Well, let's see what they're made of.
[12:04] Nagi
    There was an accident that day.
[12:08] Nagi
    The two of us, who happened to be born
    on the same day at the same hospital,
[12:11] Nagi
    were swapped at birth.
[12:15] Nagi
    The son of poor eatery owners, Umino Nagi.
[12:19] Nagi
    The daughter of a well-off
    hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
[12:24] Nagi
    We met on our seventeenth birthday
    and learned of that fact.
[12:32] Nagi
    And that's us.
[12:35] Nagi
    We apologize for having
    kept this a secret until now.
[12:42] Nagi
    That is all.
[12:44] Nagi
    Fire!
[12:48] Nagi
    Huh?
[12:50] Nagi
    Where are the cheers?
[12:56] Erika
    Nagi-kun, I don't think this is landing.
[13:00] Nagi
    No way! Did we bomb?!
[13:04] Ritsuko
    A shocking announcement
    followed by an apology conference.
[13:07] Ritsuko
    You did put some thought into that.
[13:09] Ritsuko
    But you lack entertainment experience.
[13:13] Ritsuko
    Audiences don't know how to react
[13:15] Ritsuko
    when they're given information
    that's too surprising.
[13:24] Nagi
    What do we do?
[13:26] Yonezawa
    Well, they've only got a minute
    left of their three minutes!
[13:30] Erika
    Nagi-kun, what now?!
[13:32] Nagi
    I'm thinking!
[13:33] Erika
    I know! How about we do cosplay?
[13:37] Nagi
    Do you have outfits?
[13:38] Erika
    How about impressions, then?
[13:40] Nagi
    Of what?
[13:41] Erika
    Should we regroup?
[13:43] Nagi
    We don't have time!
[13:44] Erika
    What do we do, then?!
[13:45] Stalker
    Lies!
[13:48] Stalker
    Lies! All lies! Stop lying!
[13:51] Erika
    Seriously?!
[13:54] Stalker
    I'm disappointed in you, Erika-tan!
[13:56] Stalker
    I thought you were a pure, untainted damsel!
[13:59] Audience B
    He just jumped onto the stage.
[13:59] Audience A
    Who is that? Is he from our school?
[14:01] Audience C
    Fight!
[14:02] Stalker
    How could you lie to me?!
[14:04] Stalker
    The innocent smiles on Inustagram,
    the ladylike elegance and class...
[14:09] Stalker
    It was all a lie!
[14:11] Stalker
    You liar!
[14:14] Erika
    Well, I...
[14:17] Nagi
    Stop.
[14:22] Nagi
    Take it back.
[14:24] Nagi
    Amano-san isn't a liar.
[14:28] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[14:30] Stalker
    No! Shut up!
[14:31] Stalker
    You take it back!
[14:33] Stalker
    It's your fault Erika-san got all messed up!
[14:40] Erika
    He punched him!
[14:42] Stalker
    Seriously...
[14:44] Stalker
    What are you to Erika-san?!
[14:48] Nagi
    I'm just her fiancé.
[14:53] Erika
    Nagi-kun... was angry?
[14:57] Stalker
    Onii...
[14:58] Ai
    Nagi-chan...
[15:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[15:02] Namie; Yohei
    Get 'em, Nagi!
[15:04] Stalker
    Her fiancé? You think I'm an idiot?
[15:08] Nagi
    Take it back.
[15:09] Nagi
    Amano-san isn't a liar.
[15:11] Yonezawa
    They're well past their allotted time!
[15:15] Takahashi
    Someone, stop them!
[15:16] Yonezawa
    Everyone, quiet, please!
[15:18] Yonezawa
    We are canceling the M-1!
[15:23] Soichiro
    Let's leave.
SIGN    All Students
    Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
    there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
    The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
    Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
SIGN    Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
    there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
    The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
SIGN    The following student will be
    placed on suspension for four days:
    Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
[15:53] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?!
[15:55] Nagi
    This is so embarrassing!
[15:57] Nagi
    I didn't win the M-1 after all that,
    and to top it off, I'm suspended!
[16:01] Erika
    What are you doing?
[16:04] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[16:06] Erika
    I brought you some food.
[16:08] Erika
    You haven't had anything all day, have you?
[16:10] Nagi
    Er... You made that?
[16:13] Erika
    I boiled the crap out of it.
[16:15] Erika
    So it shouldn't make you sick... I think.
[16:19] Nagi
    This is... porridge, right?
[16:21] Nagi
    What did you put in it?
[16:23] Erika
    Frozen fried rice and stuff?
[16:24] Nagi
    "And stuff"?!
[16:25] Erika
    Just eat it already.
[16:28] Nagi
    Uh... okay.
[16:36] Nagi
    Sorry.
[16:43] Nagi
    For not winning.
[16:45] Nagi
    Sorry.
[16:48] Erika
    Oh.
[16:50] Erika
    You mean the M-1?
[16:51] Erika
    I thought you meant you were
    sorry it's too gross to eat.
[16:54] Nagi
    No.
[16:56] Erika
    Thanks.
[16:59] Erika
    I appreciated you helping me.
[17:04] Erika
    You were pretty badass in my mind, at least.
[17:11] Nagi
    Yeah, but...
[17:12] Erika
    Enough!
[17:29] Erika
    Feeling better?
[17:32] Nagi
    Yeah... I guess.
[17:36] Erika
    Okay, fine.
[17:50] Nagi
    Did she just...
[17:52] Nagi
    What was that?!
[17:56] Nagi
    Was I hallucinating?
[17:58] Nagi
    No...
[18:01] Nagi
    I still feel the sensation!
[18:11] Nagi
    Wait, wait, wait!
[18:12] Nagi
    Calm down!
[18:15] (Flashback) Erika
    Feeling better?
[18:17] Nagi
    Right.
[18:18] Nagi
    That's what that was for.
[18:22] Nagi
    She was just trying to cheer me up.
[18:26] Nagi
    All that bougie traveling
    really does change you.
[18:30] Nagi
    I guess it's on the lips overseas,
    not the cheeks.
[18:39] Sachi
    I bet that's what you decided.
[18:41] Sachi
    That's obviously not true.
[18:43] Nagi
    Sachi?!
[18:44] Nagi
    How did you know?!
[18:46] Sachi
    I saw it.
[18:48] Sachi
    Onee was kissing you.
[18:52] Sachi
    I was on my way to the bathroom,
    and she'd left the door open.
[18:59] Sachi
    I knew she would do it someday.
[19:03] Nagi
    What's that supposed to mean?
[19:09] Sachi
    Well?
[19:11] Sachi
    How was kissing a girl who isn't
    in your family for the first time?
[19:15] Nagi
    What?!
[19:16] Sachi
    You never even talked to a girl outside your
    family before, and now you've kissed one.
[19:23] Sachi
    No wonder you're panicked.
[19:26] Nagi
    Listen, you...
[19:28] Nagi
    You keep saying "outside my family,"
    but you aren't family, either.
[19:33] Nagi
    You were the first one to kiss me.
[19:38] Sachi
    Ew! Forget it!
[19:40] Sachi
    Gross! Gross!
[19:40] Nagi
    You're the one who asked!
[19:42] Nagi
    Besides...
[19:44] Nagi
    It wasn't that kind of kiss.
[19:47] Nagi
    She meant it as a way to cheer me up,
    like an energy drink, because I was bummed out.
[19:52] Nagi
    That's the kind of person Amano-san is.
[19:56] Nagi
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[19:59] Erika
    Hey, Nagi-kun!
[20:02] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[20:03] Nagi
    Thanks, I feel better, by the way.
[20:07] Erika
    No...
[20:08] Erika
    What the hell was that kiss?!
[20:13] Nagi
    Amano-san, may I have a word?
[20:20] Nagi
    Is that really for you to ask?
[20:22] Erika
    I know, but...
[20:24] Erika
    I didn't know what to say. Can you blame me?
[20:26] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[20:30] Erika
    What about you?
[20:33] Erika
    Why did you think that was what it was?
[20:37] Nagi
    Because...
[20:39] Nagi
    I thought you were trying to cheer me up.
[20:42] Erika
    Fair point.
[20:43] Nagi
    Yeah.
[20:45] Nagi
    No, why are we having this conversation?
[20:48] Erika
    That's definitely true.
[20:51] Erika
    I thought you might die,
    the way you were acting.
[20:54] Nagi
    I won't deny that.
[20:56] Erika
    You wouldn't eat, and you were
    blaming yourself for some reason.
[21:01] Erika
    So... you know.
[21:03] Nagi
    Yes... Sorry about that.
[21:05] Nagi
    Also, Sachi saw you kissing me.
[21:09] Erika
    No way! Really?!
[21:13] Nagi
    Be careful, would you?
[21:15] Nagi
    We're living under the same roof.
[21:18] Nagi
    That kind of thing makes it difficult.
[21:22] Erika
    That's it!
[21:24] Erika
    It's because I saw Sachi-chan kiss you!
[21:26] Nagi
    What?!
[21:28] Nagi
    You mean it's Sachi's fault?
[21:30] Erika
    You could say so.
[21:32] Erika
    There's no question that Sachi-chan
    kissing you was what triggered it.
[21:40] Nagi
    So you just needed to kiss someone,
    and it didn't matter who.
[21:44] Erika
    Wrong.
[21:47] Erika
    I saw her kissing you and realized
    I didn't want her to take you from me.
[21:51] Erika
    Instinctively.
[21:55] Nagi
    Don't say that like I'm a toy.
[21:57] Nagi
    I'm engaged to you.
[22:02] Erika
    That's exactly the point.
[22:15] Sachi
    So, did you figure it out?
[22:19] Nagi
    Huh?
[22:20] Nagi
    Yeah, I guess.
[22:22] Nagi
    You should go take a bath.
[22:25] Sachi
    I know.
[22:28] Sachi
    By the way, Onii...
[22:30] Sachi
    Your face is beet red. Did something happen?
[22:35] Nagi
    Not really.
[22:39] Sachi
    Uh-huh.
[22:45] Sachi
    What was with Onii's face?
[22:51] Sachi
    There's definitely something behind it.
[22:56] Sachi
    It's finally happened.
SIGN    Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
[23:35] Nagi
    "Thank You for Falling in Love With Me!"


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