A Couple of Cuckoos On the way to meet his birth parents, super-student Nagi meets brash Erika, who needs a quick favor. Pose as her boyfriend at dinner so she can avoid an arranged marriage. But things get tricky once they realize they’re heading to the same spot, and her parents still want them wed. How does he ask out his school crush, keep his grades up, and hide his pending nuptials? No one said love was easy! Season 1 E1 - You're going to be my boyfriend. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    LDR • Delivery Room • Operating Room SIGN    LDR • Delivery Room • Operating Room [00:11] Nurse A     Congratulations, Umino-san. [00:14] Nurse A     You have a healthy new baby. [00:18] Nurse B     She isn't hearing us. [00:19] Nurse A     We'll take her to the nursery. [00:24] Nurse A     Wait, was this the right bed? [00:27] Nurse B     It's the empty one there. [00:32] Nagi     Yes, this was the moment     the fateful mistake happened. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Meeting SIGN    Umino [02:26] Sachi     Morning. [02:32] Sachi     Was it your turn today, Onii-chan? [02:35] Sachi     Oh, I'm taking the one with the big yolk. [02:38] Nagi     No. [02:39] Nagi     The lecithin in egg yolk is good for memory. [02:43] Nagi     Here we go again with the loner talk. [02:45] Nagi     I bet that's why you can't make any friends. [02:48] Sachi     Shut up. [02:49] Yohei     What do you think, Sachi?     Looking snazzy, aren't I? [02:52] Sachi     Move. [02:53] Sachi     Also, lame. [02:55] Yohei     What, are you in your rebellious phase now? [02:57] Sachi     So annoying. [02:58] Sachi     Onii, help me out here. [03:01] Nagi     This family doesn't know how to calm down. [03:03] Nagi     It's too early for this. [03:05] Namie     Nagi, where are my earrings? [03:07] Nagi     The bottom right shelf. [03:09] Nagi     You shoved them in there when you     were drunk yesterday, remember? [03:11] Namie     Oh, right. [03:13] Namie     Thanks. [03:15] Namie     Get ready as quick as you can. [03:18] Namie     Her parents are looking     forward to meeting you, too. [03:22] Yohei     Go get 'em, Nagi. [03:24] Nagi     Sure, sure. [03:26] Nagi     As if they aren't eager to     meet their real kid, too. [03:33] Nagi     I never thought kids getting put in the     wrong bed at birth was a real thing. [03:39] Namie     Nagi, we'll see you at the dining hall. [03:42] Yohei     Don't be late. [03:44] Nagi     Yeah. [03:48] Namie     Oh, right, Nagi... [03:50] Namie     Happy birthday. [03:53] Nagi     Thanks. [03:54] Namie     How are my earrings? [03:56] Yohei     Looking snazzy! [04:03] Sachi     Onii-chan, are you joining their family? [04:07] Nagi     Of course not. [04:08] Nagi     I grew up here for sixteen years. [04:11] Nagi     Do you really think I could     accept new parents now? [04:14] Sachi     Don't care. [04:15] Nagi     Then don't ask! [04:18] Sachi     You're going now? [04:19] Nagi     I'm leaving early to study at the library. [04:22] Sachi     Studying more? Today? [04:24] Nagi     I have to beat my rival. [04:26] Sachi     That again. [04:28] Sachi     I can't believe you're actually     someone else's kid, though. [04:34] Sachi     That explains so much. [04:36] Sachi     You're nothing like the rest of us. [04:38] Sachi     Plus you're book smart, and a loner. [04:41] Nagi     All those jokes about them finding     me at the river weren't that far off. [04:49] Sachi     I can't... [04:57] Sachi     I don't want you to go away. [05:02] Nagi     You're so silly, Sachi. [05:05] Nagi     I'm not going away. [05:08] Nagi     I'm going to tell them straight up [05:10] Nagi     that I have no intention     of becoming their child. [05:19] Nagi     They said they would honor my wishes. [05:22] Nagi     Gotta get this over with quick     and get back to studying. [05:40] Erika     W-Wait, what? [05:42] Nagi     No! You need to think it through! [05:43] Erika     No, I'm not... [05:45] Nagi     Stop! [05:50] Erika     Ow... [05:58] Erika     Seriously, what's wrong with you? [06:01] Erika     Get off me! [06:02] Nagi     That's my li— Boobs! [06:04] Nagi     Ow! [06:09] Nagi     You were just pretending to kill yourself? [06:10] Erika     Yeah. [06:11] Erika     I was going to make a video     and upload it to Inusta. SIGN    Inusta [06:14] Nagi     Inusta... [06:15] Erika     But you had to go and get in my way. [06:17] Nagi     You're going to start some drama. [06:19] Erika     That's the whole point. SIGN    New Post [06:20] Erika     Man, this video's useless. [06:21] Nagi     Ow! [06:23] Nagi     Ow! [06:26] Nagi     That was all to get more followers? [06:27] Erika     I have plenty of followers. [06:30] Nagi     Well, good for you. [06:32] Nagi     What, is this girl famous or something? [06:35] Nagi     I feel like I've seen her before. [06:37] Erika     It's for my mom. [06:40] Erika     I want to start some drama [06:43] Erika     so I can convince her that     I'm not going to get married. [06:45] Nagi     M-M-M-Married?! [06:47] Erika     You didn't know? [06:49] Erika     You can get married at sixteen. [06:50] Nagi     Yeah, I know. [06:52] Nagi     That's not what I meant. [06:53] Nagi     Wow, people my age are already     getting married, huh? [06:57] Nagi     Wait a second... [06:58] Nagi     You're in the same kind     of situation I am, then? [07:05] Erika     I see. [07:07] Erika     You're a mix-up baby,     and I have an arranged engagement. [07:10] Erika     We both have family issues, I guess. [07:13] Nagi     Seems so. [07:15] Erika     By the way, are you my age, then? [07:19] Erika     I'm Amano Erika. [07:21] Erika     I'm a second-year at Orpheus Girls' Academy. [07:23] Nagi     Ah, OGA, huh? [07:25] Nagi     That's that fancy princess school. [07:28] Nagi     This girl... [07:30] Classmate A     Amano Erika's so cute. [07:33] Classmate B     Think I could meet her     if I went to Orpheus? [07:34] Nagi     This dumb crap is all they     talk about during breaks. [07:34] Classmate C     You? I doubt it. [07:38] Nagi     She can't be this cute.     I bet she's using filters. [07:41] Erika     Hey. [07:43] Erika     Are you listening? [07:44] Nagi     I-It wasn't a filter. [07:47] Erika     What about you? [07:48] Nagi     Umino Nagi. [07:50] Nagi     Second-year, too. [07:51] Nagi     I go to Megurogawa Academy. [07:53] Erika     Megurogawa! [07:54] Erika     Hang on, isn't Megurogawa     a super-elite prep school? [07:58] Erika     You must be really smart, Nagi-kun! [08:00] Nagi     I guess. SIGN    Nagi-kun [08:01] Nagi     Nagi-kun?! [08:02] Erika     That's it! I can use that! [08:04] Nagi     Huh? [08:06] Erika     Guess what? You're going to be my boyfriend. [08:09] Nagi     Huh?! [08:10] Erika     Aren't you honored? [08:11] Nagi     A-Are you crazy? Why would I be? [08:14] Nagi     Who would go out with a bratty     minefield of a woman like you? [08:17] Erika     You're so silly. I meant pretend. [08:19] Nagi     Pretend? [08:20] Erika     Who has arranged marriages     these days, anyway? [08:22] Erika     Why would I ever marry a guy when I don't     know what he looks like or anything? [08:27] Nagi     Dunno. [08:28] Nagi     I don't know anything about     the rich people's world. [08:30] Erika     So here's the plan! [08:32] Nagi     She's not even listening. [08:34] Erika     "I have a boyfriend that     I'm deeply in love with." [08:37] Erika     "He's really smart and     he has a bright future." SIGN    High Intelligence SIGN    Bright Future [08:41] Erika     "He cares for me a ton." SIGN    Madly in Love [08:43] Erika     "Oh, Erika, you could have told us sooner." [08:48] Erika     And that's how the marriage was called off. [08:51] Erika     And she lived happily ever after. [08:53] Nagi     I see. You have quite the imagination. [08:55] Erika     Right? [08:57] Nagi     But alas, in reality, it fails. [09:01] Nagi     For I have no intention of cooperating. [09:04] Erika     Huh? [09:04] Nagi     What do you mean, "Huh"? [09:06] Nagi     I told you. [09:08] Nagi     I'm about to go see my real parents. [09:10] Nagi     I don't have time for your games. [09:13] Erika     My "games"?! [09:15] Erika     My future is on the line here! [09:17] Nagi     So is mine. [09:19] Nagi     If you don't want to get married, then don't. [09:20] Erika     I'm asking you because     I don't have that option! [09:21] Nagi     Shoot, what time is it? [09:30] Nagi     Stop! [09:30] Erika     Yup, you're definitely squeezing here. [09:33] Erika     Definitely squeezing. [09:35] Nagi     I can see that! You don't need to zoom in! [09:37] Erika     I don't think you can explain this away. [09:40] Nagi     So what, then? [09:41] Erika     I'll just attach this clip of the video     to Megurogawa Academy's contact form. [09:46] Nagi     Don't! [09:48] Nagi     The school's going to contact my parents! [09:50] Nagi     They'll be concerned about     my emotional well-being [09:53] Nagi     and involve my real parents, [09:54] Nagi     who are going to feel responsible     and force me into their care! [10:00] Erika     You're so desperate. [10:02] Nagi     Obviously! [10:06] Erika     Cooperate with me, then. [10:12] Nagi     Fine, as long as I can get     to where I'm going on time. [10:15] Erika     Okay! [10:20] Nagi     So, what do I have to do to     pretend to be your boyfriend? [10:24] Erika     Isn't it obvious? [10:26] Nagi     How would it be obvious? [10:27] Nagi     I've spent my entire life studying. [10:29] Nagi     I've never dated or anything. [10:32] Erika     Ew, that's hilarious. [10:34] Nagi     Shut up! [10:35] Nagi     You're on Google right now, too! [10:36] Erika     Found it. [10:37] Erika     It says you do it. [10:39] Nagi     Do it... Do it? Do it?! [10:41] Nagi     Let me see that! [10:43] Erika     Stop it! [10:47] Erika     Come on, seriously, stop it. [10:51] Nagi     Why don't you just use that? [10:54] Nagi     Can't you just show them that picture? [10:57] Erika     Oh, I get it. [10:58] Erika     It would prove that I have a boyfriend. [11:00] Erika     It must be nice being smart, huh? [11:02] Erika     You don't even need the Internet. [11:04] Nagi     More like you're not even thinking. [11:07] Erika     This picture makes it look like there was an     incident, though, so let's take another one. [11:11] Erika     And above all, I'm not cute in it. [11:13] Nagi     All about you, huh? [11:14] Erika     Come closer. [11:16] Nagi     Er, right. [11:17] Nagi     Is this girl really a rich     person's daughter, though? [11:20] Erika     A little closer. [11:23] Nagi     She smells so nice! [11:26] Erika     You just look like an idiot. [11:28] Erika     I'll send that video to your school. [11:29] Nagi     I apologize. [11:31] Erika     And why does it look like I picked up [11:33] Erika     a random person off the street     to take a picture with? [11:36] Nagi     Because I'm a random person off the street. [11:39] Erika     Oh, whatever. [11:40] Erika     Come with me. [11:41] Nagi     H-Hey! [11:43] Nagi     Where are we going? [11:44] Erika     To find clothes for you. [11:45] Nagi     Huh?! [11:45] Erika     Quit griping and come with me! [12:08] Erika     This is perfect. [12:09] Erika     We totally look like a couple. [12:11] Nagi     What's up with this? [12:13] Erika     I just remembered a girl in my class who     went for matching outfits with her boyfriend. [12:17] Erika     We look really close, don't we? [12:19] Nagi     Not really. It just looks like we happened     to be wearing the same clothes. [12:22] Nagi     Or like I've just been in an accident. [12:24] Erika     At least you don't look like     a random stranger, right? [12:28] Erika     Hello! [12:30] Erika     I'd like to buy all of this. SIGN    Total [12:32] Store     That'll be 495,000 yen. [12:36] Nagi     Four hun— [12:37] Nagi     No, no, no, no, no! [12:38] Nagi     I only have 1,000 yen! [12:40] Erika     I'll buy it in one payment on my card. [12:42] Nagi     All of that?! [12:43] Erika     Keep the outfit. Think of     it as an official uniform. [12:46] Nagi     Th-The stuff about her     being a princess was true. [12:49] Nagi     What kind of home does she come from? [12:53] Erika     Here we go. [12:54] Erika     Look happy, like you're     having a lit-ass time. [12:56] Nagi     L-Lit? [12:57] Nagi     Lit! [12:59] Erika     You're messing around, aren't you? [13:00] Nagi     I'm dead serious here. [13:02] Erika     You have to act stronger if     you're going to be my boyfriend. [13:05] Nagi     Stronger? [13:09] Erika     That's better than the last one. [13:11] Erika     We aren't going to get anything better. [13:14] Erika     I'm going to go borrow the changing room. [13:16] Nagi     She's only showing her parents.     Do I really need to look strong? [13:21] Nagi     Rich... SIGN    Displays     of     strength... [13:23] Nagi     Displays of strength... SIGN    Princess... [13:24] Nagi     Princess... SIGN    Power... [13:25] Nagi     Power... SIGN    Contracts... [13:26] Nagi     Contracts... SIGN    Force... [13:26] Nagi     Force... SIGN    In     all     black... [13:27] Nagi     In all black... [13:28] Nagi     Could it be that she's... [13:31] Nagi     Hang on... Is your family a yak— [13:34] Erika     Hotel moguls. [13:35] Nagi     Ah, so you're legit. [13:37] Nagi     So why did you want us to dress up like that? [13:40] Erika     I figured my parents wouldn't     butt in if you looked strong. [13:43] Nagi     She's actually just an idiot. [13:46] Erika     It's no use, though. [13:48] Erika     They all look so awkward. [13:50] Nagi     What? After all that? [13:52] Erika     A good photo... [13:55] Erika     I think a good photo is one that gives     you a sense of the air of the moment. [14:00] Nagi     The air? [14:01] Erika     Yeah. [14:03] Erika     The climate, the scents... [14:05] Erika     Not just that, [14:07] Erika     but also the air, as in the feelings of     the people in the photos and taking them. [14:11] Erika     That's why I try not to     edit my photos too much. [14:15] Nagi     Huh... [14:17] Erika     So I think I'll use this photo. [14:21] Nagi     But that's the first one we took. [14:25] Erika     It's the one that makes us     look the closest, though. [14:28] Erika     And it's kind of funny, right? [14:33] Nagi     I guess... if you're happy with it. [14:35] Erika     Yup. [14:37] Nagi     I thought Amano-san and I lived     in totally different worlds. [14:38] Erika     "Actually, I have a boyfriend." [14:42] Nagi     Maybe she's actually pretty normal. [14:42] Erika     Upload the picture, and... [14:44] Erika     Sent. SIGN    Dad SIGN    You're so funny lol     It's almost your curfew.     You'd better come home! [14:50] Erika     No! [14:51] Erika     How did he know?! [14:53] Nagi     I guess there's no point in trying     to deceive your parents. [14:55] Erika     All right, then... [14:58] Erika     We're going to have to do it. [14:59] Nagi     Your ideas are so extreme! [15:01] Erika     What else am I supposed to do, then? [15:03] Nagi     There's got to be something, right? Like... [15:05] Shibata     Hey, what's this about?! [15:08] Shibata     I thought you didn't have     a boyfriend, Erika-tan! [15:12] Erika     No way... Why are those guys here? [15:15] Nagi     Friends of yours? [15:16] Erika     As if. [15:17] Erika     These guys are from the     high school next to mine. [15:20] Erika     I got doxxed a little while ago,     and now I'm dealing with stalkers. [15:24] Nagi     Oh. I guess that's what     it's like being famous, huh? [15:26] Erika     Stop it. [15:28] Stalker B     You're a princess at a chaste     all-girls school, aren't you? [15:32] Stalker C     That's why we followed you, you know! [15:35] Nagi     Don't worry. [15:36] Nagi     She's perfectly chaste. [15:37] Erika     Seriously, don't! [15:39] Shibata     Erika-tan, who is this guy? [15:41] Nagi     Huh? Me? [15:43] Erika     Just ignore them. [15:47] Nagi     I'm Amano-san's contractual boyfriend. [15:50] Stalkers     B-Boyfriend?! [15:52] Erika     Why would you tell them the truth like that? [15:55] Erika     This is the problem with     stuck-up studying addicts. [15:58] Erika     You can't engage with these kinds of people. [16:01] Shibata     What was that? [16:02] Shibata     Contractual?! [16:04] Shibata     Who do you think you are, asshole?! [16:06] Nagi     Wait, are they picking     a fight with me right now? [16:08] Erika     You just noticed?! [16:10] Shibata     Get away from Erika-tan! [16:11] Erika     Come on, let's run! [16:19] Erika     Wow, he's tough. [16:21] Shibata     What's wrong with this kid?! [16:24] Nagi     Never come near Amano-san again. [16:26] Stalkers     W-We're sorry! [16:29] Nagi     Those types of people need     to learn the painful way. [16:32] Erika     Th-That's an option? [16:35] Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     if anyone picks a fight with you, win. SIGN    A     i          R     a     b     u          Y     u SIGN    I     n     v     i     n     c     i     b     l     e [16:39] Nagi     My parents were both delinquents. [16:42] Nagi     That's how I was raised. [16:43] Erika     Never mind that! [16:45] Erika     I just realized I have to punch him! [16:49] Erika     My fiancé! [16:51] Erika     I'm going to ruin the mood! [16:53] Erika     They'll stop talking about me marrying     him if I completely wreck the mood. [16:57] Nagi     I guess that's better than trying     to get yourself canceled. [17:00] Erika     Wow. [17:02] Erika     I'm still excited. [17:04] Erika     I've never seen a fight in person. [17:07] Erika     I promise I'll give him a good     wallop like you did, Nagi-kun. [17:11] Nagi     Yeah. [17:12] Nagi     If that's what you're gonna do,     you might as well go whole hog. [17:15] Erika     Yeah! [17:20] Driver     Miss, it's time for you to come home. [17:23] Erika     Gah! They were tracking my GPS location! [17:28] Erika     Well, thanks for today. [17:30] Erika     I'll delete that video. [17:32] Nagi     Please do. [17:35] Erika     Um... [17:36] Erika     I guess since I'll probably never     see you again, I'll tell you... [17:40] Erika     I don't have any friends,     because of how I am. [17:44] Erika     But it kinda felt like we were     on a date today. It was fun. [17:57] Erika     Too bad you're not the one     I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun. [18:02] Erika     Just kidding. [18:04] Erika     Goodbye. [18:12] Nagi     I'd have to politely decline. [18:18] Nagi     Crap! I'm late! [18:25] Nagi     I'm sorry I'm late! [18:28] Erika's dad     Ah, there you are. [18:29] Erika's dad     Nice to meet you.     You must be Nagi-kun. [18:32] Nagi     It's nice to meet you. [18:34] Namie     Where have you been?! [18:35] Erika's dad     We were worried. [18:37] Erika's dad     We thought you weren't     going to show up for us. [18:40] Erika's mom     Thank goodness. [18:41] Nagi     These are my real parents? [18:48] Namie     So anyway, Nagi, there's something     I've been keeping from you. [18:52] Yohei     That's right. [18:54] Yohei     The four of us parents talked it through. [18:58] Nagi     Yeah? [18:59] Erika's mom     The truth is, [19:00] Erika's mom     we all care about our biological children,     as well as the children we raised. [19:03] Namie     It's been sixteen years, after all. [19:05] Nagi     I'd imagine. [19:07] Namie     So then, we realized... [19:08] Namie     If the two of you got married,     you'd both be our kids. [19:14] Nagi     Wait, what are you saying? [19:16] Erika's dad     I was so surprised when I saw     the photo my daughter sent me. [19:20] Erika's dad     To think you two were     already in a relationship! [19:23] Erika's mom     It sure does speed things along. [19:25] Nagi     Huh? [19:25] Yohei     Miracles really do happen! [19:31] Erika's dad     She's back. [19:32] Erika's dad     Allow me to introduce you. [19:35] Erika's dad     To my daughter, Erika, with whom     you were mixed up at birth. [19:39] Nagi     Wh-Why?! [19:41] Erika     That's my question. [19:44] Erika's dad     I'm looking forward to your marriage. [19:47] Nagi     M-Marriage?! [19:48] Nagi     I can't accept that! [19:49] Erika     Neither can I. [19:51] Erika     But I have to keep my word. [19:54] Nagi     Wait. [19:55] Nagi     There's been a change in circumstances! [19:57] Erika     Ready? And... [19:59] Nagi     Ow! [20:03] Nagi     That day, I became engaged. [20:06] Nagi     And... [20:10] Nagi     I'm in Class A. SIGN    Segawa Hiro [20:12] Nagi     Where is... [20:15] Hiro     Pardon me! [20:16] Hiro     Coming through! [20:25] Hiro     I'm sorry. [20:27] Hiro     Are you all right? [20:29] Nagi     Sure. [20:30] Hiro     Thank goodness. [20:32] Hiro     Sorry, I'm in a hurry. [20:36] Nagi     I would have just let it slide before. [20:40] Nagi     But now that I have a fiancée,     I need to hurry. [20:45] Nagi     Segawa Hiro! [20:48] Nagi     I'm taking you down in the next exam! [20:53] Hiro     Um... [20:56] Hiro     Who were you again? [20:58] Nagi     Umino Nagi! [20:59] Nagi     The guy who's ranked second in our class! [21:02] Nagi     I decided a long time ago... [21:05] (Flashback) Hiro     What kind of person do I like? [21:09] (Flashback) Hiro     Someone smarter than me. [21:12] Nagi     That once I reached number one,     I would confess to her. SIGN    m 0 0 l 45 0 l 45 108 l 0 108 SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 60 l 0 60 SIGN    Actually,     though... SIGN    we     aren't     sib-     lings. [21:19] All     And so, fate was set in motion. [21:23] Sachi     Oh, yeah... [21:24] Sachi     I guess Onii-chan wasn't really my brother. [21:29] Erika     Nagi-kun's my fiancé... [21:33] All     This is an epic tale of love. E2 - I'm not going to marry you. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] Nagi     What?! [01:33] Nagi     Amano-san's coming here?! [01:35] Namie     That's right. [01:37] Namie     You two are going to get to     know each other a lot better. [01:40] Namie     You're engaged, after all. [01:44] Nagi     I won't accept our engagement. [01:46] Yohei     What, are you getting rebellious on me now? [01:49] Yohei     Bring it on, Nagi! [01:51] Namie     Or, what, is there a reason     you don't want to get engaged? [01:57] Nagi     W-Well... [01:59] (Flashback) Hiro     Sorry, I'm in a hurry. [02:02] (Flashback) Nagi     Segawa Hiro! [02:04] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm taking you down in the next exam! [02:09] (Flashback) Hiro     Um... [02:11] (Flashback) Hiro     Who were you again? [02:13] Nagi     Not really. [02:14] Namie     Good. [02:15] Namie     Well, Dad and I have to get to work now. [02:18] Namie     Be sure to keep Erika-chan     company when she gets here. [02:20] Nagi     No, I'm going to be busy studying for exams. [02:24] Nagi     You were the one who made the decision.     I'm not getting involved. [02:27] Namie     Except I wasn't. [02:29] Namie     Erika-chan's the one who said     she wanted to come visit. [02:32] Namie     Well, good luck. [02:34] Yohei     Have fun. [02:38] Nagi     She wants to come here? [02:41] (Flashback) Erika**     Too bad you're not the one     I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun. [02:45] Nagi     Th-That's what this is about?! [02:49] Nagi     Damn it, Amano-san was fully     intent on marrying me! [02:53] Nagi     So did she only punch me because     she was trying to hide her feelings? [02:58] Nagi     I really should have known. [03:02] Nagi     The sooner the better, then. [03:04] Nagi     Today's my chance to be alone with her. [03:10] Nagi     I'm going to respectfully,     wholeheartedly turn her down. [03:12] Nagi     I'll tell her that I'm already     fully committed to someone. [03:17] Sachi     What're you up to? [03:22] Sachi     I heard you guys. [03:23] Sachi     Erika-chan, was it? [03:26] Sachi     She's actually coming? [03:28] Nagi     Yeah, she is. [03:31] Sachi     Yeah... I don't know about that. [03:34] Nagi     About what? [03:36] Sachi     I mean, she's a princess from     a prestigious girls' school, [03:40] Sachi     and she's famous on social media. [03:43] Sachi     And she's the daughter of a hotel tycoon. [03:46] Sachi     Does she really think she's going to     feel at home with such a poor family? [03:50] Nagi     Don't say that. [03:52] Nagi     She's your actual older sister. [03:56] Sachi     Don't. [03:57] Sachi     I don't want to hear about it. [03:59] Nagi     You were the one who brought it up! [04:02] Sachi     I don't care, all right? [04:05] Nagi     What's gotten into Sachi? [04:17] Nagi     There. [04:18] Nagi     That should do it. [04:22] Nagi     Where is she, anyway? [04:24] Nagi     She's already over an hour late. [04:29] Nagi     She's not lost or anything, is she? [04:37] Erika     You're late. [04:38] Nagi     Huh? What are you even doing out here? [04:41] Erika     What? I've been waiting the entire time. [04:44] Erika     You wouldn't come out! [04:46] Nagi     So ring the bell or call or something! [04:48] Erika     Huh? That's a thing? [04:53] Erika     Are you alone? [04:55] Nagi     Everyone else is at work. [04:56] Nagi     Sachi... Your sister's     helping them, too, I think. [05:01] Erika     Okay. [05:03] Nagi     Anyway, come in. [05:05] Erika     Th-Thanks for having me. [05:09] Nagi     Of course she's nervous, I guess. [05:12] Nagi     This is Amano-san's marriage     partner's place, after all. [05:20] Nagi     Find yourself a place to sit down. [05:22] Erika     R-Right. [05:32] Nagi     There?! [05:33] Erika     Huh? [05:34] Nagi     I meant on the floor! The floor! [05:36] Erika     Huh? [05:37] Erika     You sit on the floor? [05:38] Nagi     Were you going to hang out standing? [05:40] Erika     That's not what I mean. [05:42] Nagi     And why do you still have your shoes on?! [05:47] Nagi     How nervous can you be? [05:50] Nagi     Here. [05:52] Erika     Thanks. [06:04] Nagi     I probably shouldn't bring up calling off     the engagement right from the start. [06:09] Nagi     I need to wait for the     right time to tell her. [06:16] Erika     Hey... [06:18] Erika     I actually came here because I     wanted to ask you for a favor. [06:22] Nagi     A favor? [06:24] Erika     I want you to show me around the house. [06:26] Nagi     Oh, sure, go take a look around. [06:31] Erika     Where? [06:33] Nagi     Where? It's here. [06:38] Erika     This place isn't a tool shed?! [06:44] Nagi     It's my home. [06:45] Erika     Stop. [06:46] Erika     I hate those kinds of lies. [06:48] Nagi     And I hate rude people! [06:53] Erika     Fine, show me around, then. [06:59] Nagi     This is the kitchen. [07:02] Nagi     The toilet. [07:05] Nagi     The bathroom. [07:07] Erika     I've never seen one like this. [07:08] Erika     It's like a TV drama set! [07:10] Nagi     It's where I actually live. [07:13] Nagi     And this is me and my sister's room. [07:17] Erika     Y-You mean you sleep and     study here and stuff? [07:20] Erika     All you have between you is a curtain? [07:22] Erika     You get no privacy. [07:24] Nagi     Sachi wrecked the paper     wall when we had a fight. [07:28] Erika     She did, huh? [07:30] Erika     I have a good idea of what     your place is like now. [07:33] Erika     Thanks. [07:35] Nagi     Yeah. [07:39] Nagi     What's up with her? [07:42] Nagi     She's been acting weird. [07:44] Nagi     Is she that disappointed by my place? [07:48] Nagi     Now's my chance, though. [07:51] Nagi     S-So... [07:52] Erika     Hey, [07:53] Erika     I've been meaning to ask... [08:03] Nagi     It's huge! [08:04] Erika     The door's this way. [08:10] Nagi     What even is this? [08:12] Nagi     Is this a house? [08:13] Erika     I also have three vacation homes in Japan. [08:15] Erika     And three overseas. [08:18] Erika     Although I'm usually here. [08:22] Erika     This is the kitchen. [08:26] Erika     Four rooms with toilets. [08:28] Erika     A bathroom on every floor. [08:32] Erika     This is the living room. [08:40] Erika     That whole area's the yard. [08:43] Nagi     Golf... [08:44] Nagi     Tennis court... [08:46] Nagi     Pool... [08:48] Erika     That's the doghouse. [08:49] Nagi     It's a whole house! [08:51] Erika     Come here, Shishimaru. [08:54] Erika     There, there. Were you lonely? [08:57] Nagi     I see. No wonder. [09:01] Nagi     Amano-san wasn't being weird     because she was nervous. [09:05] Nagi     She was just shocked. [09:08] Nagi     I guess I can't blame her, though. [09:11] Servant     Ma'am, I've brought you some tea. [09:14] Erika     Leave it there, please. [09:17] Nagi     If we hadn't been swapped as babies,     Amano-san would be living in my house... [09:23] Nagi     And I'd be living in this giant mansion. [09:26] Erika     I can't live in this doghouse! [09:30] Nagi     I'm rich, losers! [09:33] Nagi     "I'm rich, losers"? What?! [09:35] Nagi     My imagination can't even keep up. [09:37] Nagi     This goes beyond a matter of my personally     not being available to marry her. [09:41] Nagi     We're in no position to     get married to begin with. [09:45] Nagi     We don't even live in the same world. [09:49] Nagi     Hey, Amano-san... [09:52] Erika     I'm not going to marry you. [09:55] Erika     I had a bad feeling. [09:58] Erika     You've been acting really     restless the whole time. [10:00] Erika     I thought you might propose or something. [10:03] Nagi     Why would I?! [10:05] Erika     Are you sure? [10:07] Erika     I said this before, but I really don't know     about our parents setting us up [10:10] Erika     in this day and age. [10:12] Erika     I want to choose who I marry myself. [10:16] Nagi     She didn't come over to see me?! [10:19] Erika     Is something wrong? [10:21] Nagi     Th-Then why did you come over to my place? [10:24] Erika     To talk to your parents. [10:27] Nagi     My parents? [10:29] Erika     But then I come over,     and they're at work. [10:32] Erika     That's why I was killing time. [10:35] Nagi     My parents run a restaurant. [10:37] Nagi     They don't get home until midnight. [10:39] Erika     What? [10:40] Erika     Take me to their restaurant, then. [10:42] Nagi     Wh-Why? [10:44] Erika     Because... [10:46] Erika     I want to give them a piece of my mind. SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [10:58] Namie     Oh, welcome! [11:00] Yohei     Hey, you came to say hi. [11:03] Erika     Hello. [11:04] Nagi     Amano-san insisted on seeing the restaurant. [11:09] Yohei     Why are you in your uniform? [11:12] Nagi     Why does it matter? [11:13] Namie     Why don't you have something     to eat, since you're here? [11:17] Erika     I will. [11:22] Erika     I never knew the first floor     of your house was a restaurant. [11:26] Nagi     I-I guess you'd call it a diner     for the common folk. [11:31] Erika     I see. [11:34] Nagi     She's really taking a good look around. [11:37] Nagi     I had a feeling, but now I'm     sure it's what she's doing. [11:40] Nagi     She's assessing the situation. [11:43] Nagi     She's waiting for the moment to take action. [11:50] Erika     I'm not getting married. [11:55] Yohei     A little late for that, don'tcha think? [11:58] Erika     Shut it! [11:59] Erika     Shut up, you rotten parents! [12:01] Erika     No one asked you for any of this! [12:04] Erika     Do you think kids don't have any rights? [12:06] Erika     I'm going to rebel, even if that     means beating the crap out of you! [12:11] Namie     You wanna go, you punk-ass bitch?! [12:14] Namie     You'd be dead if you weren't     mooching off your parents. [12:18] Yohei     I'll teach you not to run     your mouth ever again! [12:21] Namie     Let's take this outside, asshole! [12:24] Erika     I'm not taking orders from you! [12:26] Yohei     Shut your yap, you brat! [12:27] Erika     No, you! [12:34] Nagi     It could happen, though... [12:35] Erika     I mean, she threw a punch at me, her fiancé. [12:39] Erika     Nagi-kun. [12:40] Erika     Nagi-kun. [12:42] Erika     Nagi-kun! Hey! [12:44] Nagi     Yes'm! [12:46] Erika     I need to go the bathroom. [12:47] Nagi     Right over there, ma'am. [12:54] Nagi     Anyway, I need to stop Amano-san     if she's ever about to hit them. [13:01] Customer A E2     I know, right? [13:02] Customer B E2     Yeah, I know! [13:05] Customer A E2     I know. [13:09] Erika     I'm back. [13:11] Nagi     Yuh. [13:13] Customer A E2     Well, well, haven't we a beauty here today? [13:17] Customer B E2     Are you a celebrity? [13:19] Namie     She really is! [13:21] Namie     This girl is Nagi's fiancée. [13:24] Customer A E2     Wow. [13:25] Customer A E2     They're so young. In this century? [13:27] Customer B E2     Good going, Nagi-kun. [13:29] Customer B E2     This calls for a celebration! [13:31] Customer A E2     Here's to the Uminos' future! [13:34] Customer A E2     Cheers! [13:36] Nagi     Actually... [13:38] Nagi     You've been here all along, Sachi?! [13:40] Nagi     Please do something about this situation! [13:48] Namie     Here you are. [13:50] Yohei     You'll love our special ginger pork. [13:54] Namie     I hope you enjoy it, you two. [13:57] Nagi     She looks like she's about to say,     "You're actually going to make me eat this?" [14:02] Nagi     Of course, right? [14:03] Nagi     What rich person could eat     this skinny, greasy meat? [14:09] Erika     Thank you. [14:13] Namie     The big moment! [14:23] Nagi     Brace yourselves! [14:24] Nagi     She's so angry, she swallowed it whole! [14:27] Erika     It's delicious. [14:28] Namie     Yes! [14:30] Yohei     There'll always be plenty for you. [14:42] Namie     Hey, look at this. [14:45] Namie     Erika-chan looks just like her kid sister     Sachi from the side, don't you think? [14:49] Nagi     You're too close! [14:50] Nagi     Get your face away from her! [14:52] Yohei     You're right. [14:54] Yohei     The bridge of her nose is exactly the same. [14:56] Namie     And you're so fair-skinned. [14:58] Namie     You're sisters after all, huh? [15:00] Namie     And her hair feels just like mine. [15:03] Yohei     And she got her long eyelashes from me. [15:06] Nagi     They're manhandling a bomb! [15:10] Nagi     And it's already counting down, isn't it? [15:13] Namie     I know, Erika-chan!     Why don't you stay over tonight? [15:17] Yohei     Good idea, good idea! [15:19] Yohei     It's getting late, anyway. [15:21] Namie     We can take a bath together. [15:24] Yohei     And let's get up early     and go fishing together! [15:27] Nagi     Stop it, stop it! [15:29] Nagi     You can't make a princess     sleep in a doghouse! [15:32] Nagi     She'd rather be taking a fancy bath,     and she doesn't go out to catch wild animals! [15:37] Nagi     Crap! Crap! [15:40] Namie     Speaking of, where's Sachi? [15:41] Namie     Sachi! [15:43] Nagi     Three... [15:44] Yohei     Get over here! [15:45] Yohei     Say hi to your sister! [15:47] Nagi     Two... [15:48] Yohei     Did she leave? [15:50] Nagi     One. [15:51] Nagi     Kaboom! [15:54] Erika     I'm going home. [16:04] Namie     Did we do something to upset her? [16:06] Nagi     Hold on! [16:13] Nagi     Wait up, Amano-san! [16:15] Nagi     What's gotten into you? [16:16] Nagi     Didn't you want to say     something to my parents? [16:26] Erika     I couldn't tell them... [16:34] Erika     I couldn't tell them... [16:38] Erika     that I wanted to get closer to them. [16:41] Erika     Why couldn't I just say it? [16:46] Erika     My real mom and dad were so welcoming. [16:51] Erika     They were so kind to me. [16:54] Erika     I didn't know what to do. [16:59] Erika     What if they didn't like me? [17:02] Erika     What if I bothered them? [17:05] Erika     I couldn't do it. [17:08] Erika     I couldn't even say it. [17:15] Nagi     You don't need to tell them     you want to get close. [17:21] Nagi     My parents don't care     about that kind of stuff. [17:24] Nagi     You don't have to be so     considerate with them. [17:28] Nagi     They're really dense,     and they're former delinquents. [17:32] Nagi     So let's go home together. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [18:39] Erika     Thank you for your hospitality today. [18:41] Namie     You really are welcome to     spend the night, you know. [18:44] Erika     No, my parents will be worried. [18:46] Yohei     But it's dark outside. [18:49] Erika     I'll have Nagi-kun walk     me to the main streets. [18:52] Namie     My! [18:53] Yohei     You do that! [18:59] Yohei     Take care, then! [19:01] Namie     Come back soon. [19:05] Sachi     The chopsticks Erika-chan was using. [19:09] Sachi     Onee-chan... [19:11] Sachi     So that's my sister, huh? SIGN    Family Use [19:24] Erika     Thanks for everything. [19:26] Erika     I had fun today. [19:28] Erika     I was able to get closer with them, too. [19:31] Nagi     Yeah. [19:33] Erika     By the way, Nagi-kun... [19:36] Erika     There's something you want     to tell me, isn't there? [19:39] Nagi     Wh-Why? [19:41] Erika     Well, if you weren't going to propose, [19:43] Erika     why were you acting so     anxious the whole time? [19:46] Nagi     You're imagining things. [19:48] Erika     Are you sure? [19:50] Nagi     I'm sure. [19:55] Nagi     Why has it gotten harder to tell her? [20:04] Erika's Dad     Hey, Erika. [20:06] Erika     Dad?! [20:08] Erika     You came all the way here to pick me up? [20:10] Erika's Dad     How was Nagi-kun's place? [20:13] Erika     It was really fun! [20:16] Erika     And the ginger pork was good. [20:19] Erika's Dad     Glad to hear it. [20:21] Erika's Dad     Thank you, too, Nagi-kun. [20:23] Erika's Dad     Are things going well between you two? [20:25] Nagi     Huh? [20:26] Erika's Dad     Your relationship, I mean. [20:29] Nagi     Er... [20:29] Erika     No, Dad, it's not like that. [20:32] Nagi     That whole thing about us dating     was kind of a white lie. [20:35] Erika's Dad     Yeah, I know. [20:40] Erika's Dad     You aren't fooling your dad. [20:43] Erika's Dad     But you could also say that your     relationship is just getting started. [20:49] Nagi     Uh-huh... [20:51] Erika's Dad     Why don't you two hop in? [21:06] Erika's Dad     Well, here we are. [21:11] Erika     Where are we? [21:14] Erika's Dad     Have a look at the doorplate. [21:16] Erika's Dad     Like it? [21:17] Nagi     Huh? [21:17] Erika     What is this? [21:19] Erika's Dad     I'm having the two of you live     here for the next two weeks. [21:25] Erika's Dad     Take good care of my daughter, Nagi-kun. [21:30] Nagi/Erika     What?! E3 - You aren't going to beat me!!!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:34] Nagi     We're staying in this huge mansion? [01:36] Nagi     Just the two of us, for two weeks?! [01:40] Nagi     How is this even happening?! [01:44] Erika     You make crazy person noises     sometimes, you know that? [01:48] Erika     I think this is one of Dad's properties. [01:50] Erika     It's a furnished rental house, I think. [01:53] Nagi     One moment I'm getting picked up by     a car, and next, I get dumped here. [01:56] Nagi     This is practically an abduction! [01:59] Nagi     There's something wrong with     your parents, Amano-san. [02:01] Erika     They're also your parents. [02:05] Nagi     That's right. [02:06] Erika     Dad's always been like that. [02:08] Erika     He leaves me no room to resist. [02:11] Nagi     You just lack the skills to resist. SIGN    1 hr 32 min [02:15] Nagi     It's within walking distance. SIGN    New message [02:18] Mom     I heard the news! SIGN    I heard the news!     Have fun with Erika-chan     for the next two weeks ♥ SIGN    Mom [02:19] Mom     Have fun with Erika-chan     for the next two weeks! SIGN    This cuts down our food expenses, too!!     Whoo! [02:21] Mom     This cuts down our food expenses, too! Whoo! SIGN    "Get 'em!" [02:24] Mom     Get 'em! [02:25] Nagi     My mom's already heard about it, too! [02:27] Erika     I'm not surprised. SIGN    Sachi SIGN    Die die die die die die die [02:29] Sachi     Die, die, die, die, die, die, die... [02:33] Erika     Sachi's sending me weird messages, too. [02:36] Erika     Time to file a direct complaint. [02:38] Erika     T-Tell me your dad's phone number. [02:41] Sachi     I don't think it's worth trying. SIGN    Amano SIGN    Sorry for taking you     away out of the blue.     Let's sit down and have a proper talk soon.     Your actual dad. [02:45] Dad     Sorry for taking you away out of the blue. [02:47] Dad     Let's sit down and have a proper talk soon. [02:48] Dad     Your actual dad. [02:52] Erika     Are you satisfied yet? [02:53] Erika     Good thing tomorrow's Sunday. [02:59] Erika     Anyway, I'm going to bed. [03:01] Erika     I'll be in the far room upstairs. Don't peek. [03:04] Nagi     Why would I?! [03:05] Erika     Do you get it now? [03:07] Erika     That's just how Dad is. [03:11] Nagi     I guess so. [03:14] Erika     They're really going to force us to get     married if we don't stand up to them. [03:18] Erika     So let's set some rules while we're here. [03:22] Erika     No getting involved with     each other whatsoever. [03:25] Erika     How's that? [03:26] Nagi     Great idea. [03:28] Erika     Okay, goodnight. [03:37] Nagi     Shit. [03:38] Nagi     Two weeks from now? [03:40] Nagi     I have my exam that day! [03:42] Nagi     Wait, hang on... [03:44] Nagi     Doesn't this mean... [03:50] Nagi     No one's going to interfere. [03:52] Nagi     I can focus on studying in     absolute comfort and convenience! [03:56] Nagi     For two straight weeks, at that! [03:59] Nagi     They have writing utensils here. [04:01] Nagi     And clothes. [04:03] Nagi     I can find study material on my phone. [04:05] Nagi     Now I can nail the next exam. SIGN    Overall Exam Rankings SIGN    1. Umino Nagi [04:10] Hiro     Wow. [04:11] Hiro     I never knew you were     smarter than me, Umino-kun. [04:14] Hiro     I love you. [04:17] Nagi     All right, here we go! [04:20] Erika     Shut up! [04:21] Nagi     I'm sorry! SIGN    April 21 (Sunday) To do      - Memorize 100 English words until 12 PM      - Read 2 long-form essays until 3 PM      - Review Math p30 to p35 until 8 PM      - Preview Math p36 to p40 until 10 PM      - Review English vocab until 12 AM [04:40] Nagi     I've never slept so late. [04:44] Nagi     My family usually smacks me awake,     whether I want to be or not. [04:49] Nagi     Amano-san? [04:51] Erika     Someone help me! [04:53] Erika     Get out of here! [04:54] Nagi     Are you in here?! [05:04] Erika     Why would you come in? I can't believe it! [05:07] Nagi     I heard you scream! [05:08] Nagi     I thought there was a burglar or something. [05:12] Erika     Come here. [05:13] Erika     I meant this. [05:15] Erika     I woke up and was about to take     a shower when this thing showed up. [05:22] Nagi     Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! [05:23] Nagi     I can't deal with fast-moving organisms     with unpredictable navigation! [05:27] Nagi     Sorry, you're gonna have     to give up on taking a bath! [05:32] Erika     Watching you made me feel like     I had to take action myself. [05:35] Nagi     Sorry. [05:38] Nagi     I'm glad there's plenty of food here. [05:41] Nagi     Though I never knew cooking     for one was such a challenge. [05:45] Nagi     I wonder if Amano-san had anything. [05:55] Nagi     Social media isn't the only thing     smartphones are useful for, you know. [06:06] Nagi     Wait, wait, wait! [06:07] Nagi     Please, smartphone, I need you! [06:09] Nagi     I can't study without you! [06:11] Nagi     Oh, right, where's my charger? [06:18] Nagi     I came here with just the clothes on my back!     Of course I don't have my charger! [06:23] Erika     Coming. [06:25] Nagi     Delivery. [06:27] Erika     Ew, textbooks and notebooks?     This is all stuff for studying. [06:31] Erika     I already have my phone charger. [06:33] Erika     Why did he bother sending all this? [06:37] Erika     No getting involved with     each other whatsoever. [06:47] Nagi     I beg of you! [06:48] Nagi     Please let me study! [06:50] Erika     Huh? What's this about? [06:52] Nagi     That garbage is a mountain     of treasure for me. [06:55] Nagi     I can't make use of my precious     day off without my textbooks! [06:59] Nagi     If you aren't using them,     please let me borrow them! [07:01] Erika     I thought we weren't getting involved. [07:05] Erika     Well, I don't really mind. [07:07] Erika     But in exchange... [07:10] Erika     More to the right. [07:11] Erika     Catch the light more! [07:13] Nagi     Right. Sorry. [07:15] Nagi     Wh-Why am I doing this? [07:19] Erika     Do it properly, or I'm     throwing out the trash. [07:21] Nagi     A-Anything but that! [07:24] Erika     Okay, this time, you can take a picture     of me from on top of the chair. [07:29] Nagi     I'm doing it for the textbooks. [07:32] Erika     Make it look like I'm just     chilling on the weekend. [07:35] Nagi     Are you sure about this angle? [07:38] Nagi     I guess it's true that she's kind of cute, though. [07:42] Nagi     I can see why she's popular on social media. [07:49] Erika     Hey, you looked just now, didn't you? [08:02] Erika     Seriously, I'm going to throw it out. [08:05] Erika     Isn't this potentially— [08:07] Nagi     Don't even say it. [08:14] Erika     Let's try again. We're going outside     to get some shots with nature! [08:17] Nagi     W-We're not done?! [08:26] Erika     I mean, I guess it works, kinda. [08:28] Erika     But it kinda doesn't. [08:29] Nagi     Which is it? [08:31] Nagi     It's going to get dark soon. [08:34] Erika     Hey... [08:35] Erika     Let's go by the tree this time. [08:47] Erika     Wh-What was that for? [08:48] Nagi     I'm just trying to get this over with. [08:54] Erika     Wow... [08:55] Erika     It's like it's not even me! [08:57] Erika     I never knew the photographer     made such a difference. [09:01] Erika     This is sure to go viral! [09:03] Erika     Take more, Nagi-kun! [09:04] Nagi     No way. That's not what we agreed on. [09:09] Erika     Quit whining and take pictures! [09:12] Nagi     No! [09:13] Erika     Just do it! [09:14] Nagi     I said no! [09:19] Nagi     Stop it! [09:20] Nagi     You... [09:22] Nagi     Take that! [09:23] Nagi     There! [09:26] Nagi     What am I doing with my time? [09:28] Erika     Oh, man, that picture really is going viral! [09:32] Erika     I'm going to end up famous again. [09:35] Erika     Oh, yeah... [09:37] Erika     I left that garbage in front     of your room, as promised. [09:40] Nagi     Okay. [09:41] Erika     Speaking of which, why are you     so obsessed with studying? [09:46] Nagi     Well, y'know... [09:48] Erika     What's the reason? [09:50] Erika     You weren't always like that, were you? [09:53] Nagi     I guess... [09:55] Nagi     You've seen my house, right? [09:57] Nagi     I want to give my parents     a comfortable life someday. [10:00] Nagi     That's all. [10:06] Nagi     What? [10:07] Erika     Nothing. [10:08] Nagi     Th-Then what's the reason you're     so hooked on social media? [10:12] Erika     Me? [10:15] Erika     See, Nagi-kun, the Internet connects     you to people around the world. [10:20] Erika     Did you know? [10:32] Nagi     It's not like it connects you to     anything outside the world, does it? [10:36] Erika     I think maybe if I become famous,     it'll connect me to someone. [10:42] Erika     There's someone I want to contact. [10:46] Nagi     Who? [10:47] Erika     Not saying. [10:49] Erika     I thought we weren't going to     get involved with each other. [11:02] Erika     This looks delicious! [11:04] Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     pay all debts back double. [11:08] Nagi     I don't think it's efficient     to be eating separately. [11:11] Erika     I agree. [11:15] Erika     Yum! [11:17] Erika     Oh, also, I saw your stuff     delivered to the mailbox. [11:23] Erika     This morning, too. SIGN    Study Materials SIGN    Express Mail SIGN    Mandarins [11:26] Nagi     Give me back my precious weekend! [11:32] Nagi     Everything's here. [11:34] Nagi     Good job, Sachi. [11:37] Nagi     Crap, I'm late. [11:39] Erika     Oh, crap, I overslept! [11:41] Erika     Why didn't you wake me up?! [11:43] Erika     Now I'm late! [11:46] Erika     I thought you were my helper. [11:53] Erika     Stop staring and go to school! [11:56] Nagi     Why don't you?! [12:00] Male Student A E3     Hey, look, Umino's coming. [12:03] Male Student B E3     The guy who declared war against Segawa-san? [12:05] Female Student A E3     Umino Nagi, forever second place. Right? [12:08] Female Student B E3     That's hilarious. [12:10] Female Student B E3     He's never going to beat Hiro. [12:12] Nagi     Of course. [12:15] Nagi     I guess I should have     expected rumors to spread. [12:19] Male Student A E3     I heard Umino's family is super poor. [12:22] Male Student B E3     I heard he's on a full tuition scholarship. [12:24] Male Student C E3     And he's a studyholic loner, apparently. [12:27] Nagi     Say what you will. [12:29] Nagi     I'm betting my life on the next exam. [12:32] Nagi     I want to rank number one,     confess to Segawa-san, and go out with her. [12:36] Nagi     My parents might rethink my marriage     if I have a girlfriend, too. SIGN    To Umino-kun SIGN    To Umino-kun [12:44] Nagi     For me? SIGN    From: Class 2-A     Segawa Hiro SIGN    Umino-kun,     There's something I'd like to tell you.     Please come to the rooftop after school. Segawa Hiro [12:50] Hiro     Umino-kun. [12:52] Hiro     There's something I'd like to tell you. [12:53] Hiro     Please come to the rooftop after school. [12:57] Nagi     Here we go with the pranks. [12:59] Nagi     Lame. [13:10] Nagi     Huh? [13:12] Homeroom Teacher     Let's get homeroom started. [13:15] Nagi     Is this what I think it is? [13:18] Nagi     Nah, no way. SIGN    Cafeteria [13:20] Fluffy Girl     See? That guy over there, eating alone. [13:23] Dumpling Girl     Poor Hiro, being followed around by a creep. [13:26] Perm     Umino-kun. [13:28] Perm     'Sup? [13:29] Perm     How's studying going? [13:31] TwoBlock     I saw your declaration the other day. [13:33] TwoBlock     That was hot. [13:34] Nagi     I don't want to deal with this. [13:35] Perm     The audience loved it. [13:38] Perm     We're rooting for you, Umino-kun. [13:41] TwoBlock     You better win, all right? [13:41] Nagi     Wait, are these guys good guys? [13:42] Brown Hair     Yeah, man. [13:44] Nagi     Yeah, I will. [13:46] Perm     Hear that? Whoo! [13:48] Brown     All right, we're winning 26:1 odds. [13:49] TwoBlock     Damn, we're gonna be rich. [13:51] Nagi     You're betting on me?! [13:53] Yonezawa     Hey there, Icarus-kun. [13:56] Yonezawa     I am impressed that you have decided to     do battle with our school's sun, Segawa Hiro. [14:00] Yonezawa     How foolish of you! [14:03] Yonezawa     Retreating before you get     burned is also courageous. [14:08] Yonezawa     Farewell. [14:09] Nagi     Who the hell are you? [14:11] Nagi     He's not wrong, though. [14:13] Scrunchie Girl     Hiro! Help me study! I'll buy you lunch! [14:13] Nagi     Segawa-san's always been     the top of the class. [14:16] Nagi     She's kind and sociable. [14:17] Glasses Girl     I'll buy you lunch, too! [14:17] Hiro     Guys, I'll help you anyway. [14:19] Girls     You got this! [14:19] Nagi     And she's a good athlete. [14:20] Hiro     Okay! We're gonna win again today! [14:22] Nagi     Countless students have been     shot down asking her out. [14:26] Nagi     There's no way someone like     that would confess to me. [14:30] Nagi     She was only watching me earlier [14:32] Nagi     because she was worried about     me becoming a laughingstock. SIGN    To Umino-kun [14:37] Nagi     Horrible handwriting. [14:39] Nagi     Are you even trying to trick me? SIGN    Exam Results SIGN    1st out of 242 students SIGN    Year Ranking (overall) SIGN    Japanese SIGN    Mathematics SIGN    English [14:52] Homeroom Teacher     Good job, Umino. [14:53] Homeroom Teacher     You ranked number one on the post-break test. [14:56] Nagi     Huh?! [14:58] Homeroom Teacher     I said you ranked number one. [15:00] Homeroom Teacher     Break a leg on the exams coming up, too. [15:02] Classmate A E3     Segawa-san lost?! [15:04] Classmate B E3     Hiro lost? [15:05] Nagi     I see. [15:07] Nagi     Segawa-san knew she'd lost. [15:10] Nagi     That's why she was confessing to me. [15:14] (Flashback) Hiro     What kind of person do I like? [15:17] (Flashback) Hiro     Someone smarter than me. SIGN    To Umino-kun [15:32] Hiro     Thank goodness. [15:33] Hiro     You actually came. [15:35] Nagi     Why wouldn't I, right? [15:37] Hiro     You must've been shocked to     find that out of the blue, huh? [15:39] Hiro     People were talking so much,     I was worried you wouldn't be here. [15:45] Nagi     Yeah, I mean... [15:47] Nagi     I didn't think you were actually     the one who wrote this letter. [15:50] Nagi     I thought it was a prank,     so I threw it out at one point. [15:53] Hiro     Sorry. [15:54] Hiro     My handwriting is really messy. [15:57] Hiro     My writing can't keep up     with how fast I'm thinking. [16:01] Nagi     I know what you mean. [16:03] Nagi     She's so cute! [16:04] Hiro     S-So anyway, um... [16:10] Hiro     Oh, no. [16:11] Hiro     I never thought the day would     come when I'd say this. [16:13] Nagi     Don't worry. Stay calm. [16:15] Nagi     I'll hear you out. [16:17] Nagi     Honestly, this is the kind of thing that     I'm supposed to be saying, as the guy. [16:22] Hiro     Nah. [16:23] Hiro     Okay, here I go. [16:25] Nagi     Okay. [16:27] Hiro     Umino Nagi-kun... [16:30] Hiro     You're going down! [16:35] Hiro     I'll be the one to come out     on top in the upcoming exams. [16:38] Hiro     Just so you know, the only reason you     ranked first on the last test was [16:41] ---     because I had to take the     day off for a memorial. [16:44] Hiro     I would have been number     one if I took the test! [16:47] Nagi     Er... [16:48] Hiro     That's not all. [16:49] Hiro     I'm going to win on the     midterms and finals, too! [16:53] Hiro     I'll win at the sports festival,     the swim meet, day duties, cleaning speed... [16:57] Hiro     I'll win at eating faster than you, too! [16:58] Hiro     I'm winning all of it! [17:01] Hiro     You aren't going to beat me, Umino-kun. [17:05] Hiro     That is all. [17:11] Nagi     What's wrong with her? [17:13] Nagi     Sh-She's insanely competitive. [17:16] Nagi     She's so awesome. [17:20] Nagi     I'm going to rank number one on the exams! [17:27] Nagi     You can't be serious. [17:29] Nagi     I can't get sick now*. [17:31] Erika     Oh, yeah, it's probably because you     got wet outside the other day. [17:35] Nagi     What the hell am I doing? [17:38] Nagi     I don't have time for this. [17:41] Nagi     Damn, my head's spinning. [17:52] Nagi     Focus... [17:54] Nagi     There's no time. [17:56] Nagi     Can you come back later? SIGN    The 12th century saw a dramatic transition from     an aristocracy to a feudal society led by the samurai class.     Because of the temporary transfer of political power from     Kyoto to the Kanto region (Kamakura shogunate),     the local dialect had an influence on the central dialect.     The spread of new Buddhism around this time led to an     increase in literac... [17:58] Nagi     I'm busy right now. [18:02] Nagi     I told you, I'm busy! [18:04] Erika     Hey there. [18:05] Erika     I'm your doctor, Erika. [18:10] Erika     You must let me in, Umino-san! [18:12] Erika     Open up! [18:13] Nagi     I can't do that. [18:15] Erika     I'll need you to listen to your     doctor when you're in the hospital. [18:20] Nagi     Amano-san. [18:21] Erika     Hm? [18:22] Nagi     You just wanted to be a     pretend doctor, didn't you? [18:25] Erika     Oh, you could tell? [18:29] Erika     Hey! [18:30] Erika     What's your problem? [18:32] Erika     I just wanted to try taking     care of someone at home once. [18:35] Erika     Bleah! [18:37] Erika     I feel responsible for getting     you sick, too, you know. SIGN    1 Message SIGN    Dad [18:46] Dad     I'll see you at school. Don't be late. [18:47] Dad     I'll see you at school. [18:48] Dad     Don't be late. [18:50] Erika     Crap, I'd better hurry. [18:53] Nagi     Finally, some quiet. [18:56] Nagi     Gotta focus... [18:58] Nagi     Your life depends on this exam. [19:00] Nagi     You're going to come in first and*     confess to Segawa-san, aren't you? [19:06] Nagi     Come in first... [19:08] Nagi     First... [19:11] Erika     Huh? [19:13] Erika     Nagi-kun? [19:18] Nagi     Where am I? [19:20] Nagi     Amano-san's room? [19:27] Erika     You suck. [19:29] Erika     Are you actually that stupid? [19:30] Nagi     Um... what happened to me? [19:33] Erika     I heard a loud noise, so I went into     your room, and you were on the floor. [19:40] Erika     I tried to move you to your bed,     but your bed's a total mess. [19:45] Nagi     Sorry. [19:47] Erika     That's what's wrong with you. [19:50] Erika     You're never going to rank first     if you push yourself so hard. [19:54] Nagi     H-How did you know about that? [19:57] Erika     You were talking about it in     your sleep the whole time. [20:00] (Flashback) Nagi     Second isn't good enough... [20:01] (Flashback) Nagi     I have to be first. [20:05] Erika     Although... [20:07] Erika     I've never seen anyone working so hard. [20:11] (Flashback) Erika     Jeez, Nagi-kun, are you okay? [20:11] Nagi     First... First... Not second... [20:19] Erika     You impressed me, actually. [20:24] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii, are you studying again? [20:27] (Flashback) Mom     Go play outside for once! [20:31] (Flashback) A     Umino's studying again. [20:33] (Flashback) B     Who the heck tries that hard? [20:36] Nagi     No one's ever told me they     were impressed with me. [20:50] Nagi     Okay. SIGN    6 new messages [21:11] Erika     Well, what to do today? [21:17] Mom     How many times do I have to tell you? [21:19] Mom     You don't need to study so much. [21:23] Mom     Are you listening, Hiro? [21:24] Hiro     I don't have a choice. [21:27] Hiro     I'm going to place first again. E4 - Would you please go out with me...? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Dumpling Girl     For real? [01:35] Fluffy Girl     I don't believe it... SIGN    Top Exam Grades SIGN    Top Exam Grades [01:41] Yonezawa     Our... Our Icarus... [01:45] Yonezawa     He's conquered the legend! SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)     1st out of 242 Students [01:56] Nagi     Still, though... [01:58] Dumpling Girl     Morning, Hiro. [02:00] Fluffy Girl     Are you all right? [02:01] Fluffy Girl     Did you sleep last night? [02:02] Hiro     Yeah. [02:03] Nagi     Segawa-san's as popular as ever. [02:05] Nagi     I don't know when to talk to her. [02:07] Fluffy Girl     Cheer up. It was just a     fluke that you got beat. [02:11] Nagi     Oh, right. [02:13] (Flashback) Hiro     You aren't going to beat me! [02:16] Nagi     I can't blame her for being depressed. [02:18] Hiro     Nah. [02:20] Hiro     I gave it my best.     The results are what they are. [02:24] Nagi     Crap. [02:25] Nagi     Segawa-san's so awesome. [02:27] Hiro     I'm going to the bathroom real quick. [02:29] Nagi     Now! [02:32] Yonezawa     Glory to our hero, Icarus! [02:35] Nagi     Who even are you?! [02:36] Brown Hair     Umino-kun! [02:38] Brown Hair     Thanks, man! You won us 2,600 pencil leads! [02:41] TwoBlock     26-to-1 payoff! [02:42] Nagi     Maybe these guys are cool after all. [02:42] Perm     We'll never run out of pencil leads again! [02:45] Nagi     Wait, where's Segawa-san?! [02:49] Underclassman     Please cheer up, Hiro-senpai. [02:52] Hiro     I'm fine, really. [02:54] Ponytail     Here, Hiro, you can have my lunch. [02:56] Hiro     Well, thanks... [02:58] Boys     Segawa-san, we're rooting for you! [03:01] Hiro     Thanks! [03:06] Nagi     I'm defeated. [03:08] Nagi     Tomorrow, I'll have to... SIGN    To Umino-kun SIGN    Umino-kun,      There's something I'd like to tell you.      I'll be waiting on the rooftop     after school!      Segawa Hiro [03:15] Hiro     Umino-kun, [03:17] Hiro     There's something I'd like to tell you. [03:18] Hiro     I'll be waiting on the rooftop after school! [03:25] Hiro     Oh, good. You showed up. [03:30] Nagi     Sorry, I just now found the letter. [03:35] Hiro     First off, Umino-kun,     congratulations on ranking first. [03:38] Hiro     You declared war against me on the     day of the entrance ceremony, [03:42] Hiro     and you actually ended up beating me. [03:44] Hiro     You're pretty amazing, huh? [03:46] Nagi     D-Do you feel the wind blowing? [03:49] Nagi     It's the wind of victory! [03:52] Hiro     By the way, why were you so     intent on coming in first? [03:57] Nagi     So that... [03:59] Nagi     So that I could confess to you. [04:04] Nagi     Remember what you said? [04:06] Nagi     That you like people who     are smarter than you. [04:09] Nagi     That's why I took over number one. [04:12] Nagi     I'm attracted to you. [04:14] Nagi     Please go out with me. [04:18] Hiro     So that's what it was all about. [04:20] Hiro     Yeah, I do like people     who are smarter than me. [04:26] Hiro     You did beat me and take the top rank. [04:37] Hiro     But that was just this once! [04:40] Hiro     You've only won once! [04:42] Hiro     One win and ten losses! [04:44] Hiro     I'm still above you! [04:46] Hiro     Therefore your confession     today shall not be processed. [04:50] Nagi     Oh, okay. I just have to     beat you ten more times. [04:54] Hiro     Huh?! [04:55] Nagi     Then I'll beat you next time, too! [04:57] Nagi     So if I beat you again, and again, ten more     times, will you go out with me then? [05:04] Hiro     That's... never going to happen! [05:07] Hiro     I'm going to win next time, after all. [05:10] Nagi     No, I am! [05:12] Hiro     No, no, no, no, no! [05:14] Hiro     Not happening! [05:15] Hiro     Everything we study in class,     I memorize on the spot! [05:19] Hiro     And then I review it all when I get home [05:21] Hiro     and preview the next day's     work the next morning! [05:23] Nagi     That's what I do, too! [05:25] Nagi     In fact, I'm done studying     the entire year's material, [05:27] Nagi     and I'm already working on third-year stuff! [05:30] Hiro     So what?! [05:31] Hiro     I don't just study! [05:32] Hiro     I help out at home,     and I sleep seven hours a night! [05:36] Nagi     So do I! [05:38] Nagi     Not only that! I get three full meals a day! [05:40] Hiro     Me, too! [05:41] Hiro     I'm never a fussy eater, and I'm actually     going to be home today before you are! [05:45] Nagi     No, I am! [05:48] Hiro     Fine! I'm going to be the first one to class! [05:51] Nagi     No, I am! [05:53] Hiro     I am! [05:54] Nagi     I am! [05:55] Hiro     I am! [05:56] Nagi     I am! [05:58] Hiro     I'm the first one getting my bag! [06:01] Nagi     No, I am! [06:10] Nagi     Got it! [06:11] Nagi     I win! [06:16] Hiro     I've never... [06:20] Hiro     I've never had so much fun before. [06:23] Nagi     Then... [06:24] Hiro     Yeah, you win this time. [06:28] Hiro     But I can never go out with you, Umino-kun. [06:36] Hiro     I'm... engaged. [06:42] Hiro     So I can't go out with anyone. [06:53] Nagi     No way! It can't be! [06:55] Nagi     Segawa-san's engaged, too?! [06:58] Nagi     Her parents must have set her up, too, right? [07:01] Nagi     Which means she must have some     unusual circumstances, too. [07:04] Nagi     Who is she engaged to? [07:06] Nagi     What does she think of him? [07:09] Nagi     Stop! Stop! [07:10] Nagi     Thinking about it isn't going     to give me any answers! [07:14] Nagi     Hang on a second... [07:15] Nagi     Why did she even tell me that? [07:18] Nagi     I know! [07:20] Nagi     She must want me to save     her from her engagement! [07:23] Nagi     So that's what it was! [07:25] Erika     What are you doing? [07:27] Nagi     At least knock if you're coming in! [07:29] Erika     I did, lots of times. You wouldn't respond. [07:33] Nagi     You shouldn't knock so     casually in the first place. [07:37] Nagi     I thought we weren't going to     get involved with each other. [07:40] Erika     Oh, that's over. [07:43] Erika     'Cause today's our last day living together. [07:46] Nagi     Oh... SIGN    Mandarins SIGN    Express [07:49] Nagi     Two weeks, huh? [07:50] Nagi     That went by really quick. [07:52] Erika     Yeah, I guess. [07:53] Erika     That'll show our parents. [07:55] Erika     They're sorely mistaken if they think [07:57] Erika     locking us up here would     convince us to get married. [08:00] Nagi     You're right. [08:02] Nagi     Whatever their intentions were,     it ended in failure. [08:05] Erika     I think eating together was within limits. [08:08] Nagi     Of course. [08:09] Nagi     We merely defended our right     to live—our right to dignity. [08:14] Nagi     Though, you know... [08:19] Nagi     It was fun overall. [08:22] Nagi     The house was nice and big and quiet. [08:25] Nagi     I was really productive,     and I ranked number one. [08:28] Nagi     And... [08:34] Nagi     You being here gave me a good     way to let off some steam. [08:38] Erika     Yeah? [08:40] Erika     I absolutely hated it. [08:43] Erika     Why wouldn't I? [08:44] Erika     You peep while I'm bathing in the morning, [08:46] Erika     you make me take care of     you when you're sick... [08:49] Erika     And that's not all. [08:50] Erika     We had fried food two days in a row! [08:53] Erika     I gained 1.5 kilograms. Thanks a lot. [08:55] Nagi     You were all like, "Yum, yum!"     on the first day, at least! [08:59] Erika     What about you? [09:00] Erika     You were so impressed by the kitchen! [09:03] Erika     Worst of all, no one woke     me up in the morning. [09:06] Erika     And no one would do my laundry or cleaning. [09:08] Nagi     I did my own, though. [09:12] Nagi     If you're going to go there, [09:14] Nagi     this isn't a full-service      mansion to begin with. [09:18] Nagi     It just proves that you     weren't cut out to live here. [09:22] Erika     You're right. [09:24] Erika     You could say it was a good life experience. [09:26] Nagi     Why so condescending? [09:30] Nagi     Thank you for your care! [09:32] Erika     Wh-What's gotten into you? [09:34] Nagi     Not you, Amano-san. [09:36] Nagi     The house. [09:37] Erika     The house? [09:38] Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     never forget to show gratitude. [09:42] Erika     But it's just a house! [09:43] Nagi     Same goes for houses. [09:44] Erika     Shouldn't you be thanking me? [09:48] Nagi     Okay, I'm going this way. [09:50] Erika     I'm getting a ride. I'll be waiting here. [09:53] Erika     Hopefully Dad learns from this     and leaves me alone for a while. [09:57] Nagi     I hope that's the case. [10:11] Nagi     W-Wait, wait! [10:13] Nagi     I finally get to go home! [10:14] Nagi     I haven't been home in two weeks! [10:17] Nagi     I've missed Mom's cooking,     and I wonder what Sachi's up to. [10:22] Nagi     I hope Dad hasn't piled up     a stack of newspapers. SIGN    Closed for a while.     Umino-tei [10:26] Nagi     Huh?! SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [10:27] Nagi     What's going on?! [10:31] Nagi     Is no one home? [10:32] Nagi     Has there been an incident? SIGN    Mom [10:36] Namie     Yo, Nagi! What's up? [10:39] Nagi     Mom?! [10:40] Nagi     There's no one home and it's all locked up. [10:43] Namie     Oh, about that... [10:44] Namie     The plumbing went to hell yesterday,     so we moved out. [10:48] Nagi     Huh?! [10:49] Namie     Oh, were you coming home today? [10:51] Namie     Gosh, I'm sorry. I totally forgot. [10:53] Namie     It's only until it gets repaired. [10:56] Namie     Seriously though, this place is so cramped. [10:58] Namie     There won't be space for you to sleep here. [11:00] Namie     You don't have to come home     until it's all dealt with. [11:03] Namie     All right, later! SIGN    There's construction at home,     and I can't get in SIGN    I see...     that's unfortunate SIGN    ...So would it be all right     if I borrowed the place     for a while? SIGN    Nagi SIGN    There's construction at home,     and I can't get in SIGN    I see...     that's unfortunate SIGN    ...So would it be all right     if I borrowed the place     for a while? SIGN    Feel free to use it [11:18] Nagi     I can't believe I had to come right back here. [11:21] Nagi     Oh, well. It's only for a while. [11:23] Nagi     At least I get to enjoy living alone. [11:34] Nagi; Erika     Why are you here?! [11:40] Erika     D-Does that mean you're going     to be living here for a while? [11:44] Nagi     What else can I do? I can't     change what I can't change. [11:47] Erika     It's a problem for me if     you just stroll back in here. [11:50] Erika     This is my dad's property! [11:52] Nagi     He's also my dad. [11:53] Nagi     And I got his permission. [11:56] Nagi     Why did you come back here after     pretending to go home, then? [12:00] Erika     W-Well... [12:04] Erika     I wanted to try living on my own. [12:08] Erika     I got sick of not being able to     do things on my own, like you can. [12:12] Erika     So I thought I should at least     learn to take care of myself. [12:20] Nagi     I never knew you had the capacity to grow. [12:23] Erika     Shut up! [12:23] Erika     Who do you think you are? [12:30] Nagi     In that case, ask away. [12:33] Nagi     As a professionally independent person,     I'll teach you everything you need to know. [12:36] Erika     Really?! [12:39] Erika     Can you wash all this for me? [12:41] Nagi     You don't actually want to learn, do you?! [12:43] Sachi     What?! Onii's not coming home? [12:45] Namie     Well, where would he sleep? [12:48] Namie     I'm sure he'll be more     comfortable at that house. [12:51] Namie     Especially with Erika-chan there. [12:54] Yohei     What's wrong, Sachi? [12:56] Yohei     You miss him? [12:58] Sachi     Not at all. [12:59] Sachi     I'm just curious about what the     place he's staying at is like. [13:03] Namie     Don't, Sachi. You can't get     between the lovey-dovey couple. [13:06] Sachi     What? That's not what I'm doing. [13:21] Sachi     I never said I'm going. [13:25] Erika     No way! Sachi-chan's coming here? [13:28] Nagi     Yeah. [13:28] Nagi     Now that I'm in this situation,     I asked her to send me more supplies. [13:33] Nagi     But here we are. SIGN    Just have it delivered SIGN    I kinda want to     meet my sister... [13:35] Erika     Wait, crap! [13:37] Erika     Oh, no! [13:38] Erika     What do I say to her? [13:39] Erika     Am I in the right clothes? [13:41] Erika     I have to clean up my room. [13:43] Erika     Oh, yeah, she'd appreciate a gift, right? [13:45] Nagi     Relax. She's just family. [13:47] Erika     Exactly! She's family! [13:50] Erika     She's my sister! [13:51] Erika     My real, blood-related sister! [13:54] Erika     I'm not even emotionally     prepared to have a kid sister. [13:58] Nagi     No. [14:00] Nagi     Sachi's my sister. [14:02] Nagi     We've been siblings for years, you know. [14:04] Erika     I hate when you flex your time together. [14:06] Nagi     Don't worry about it. [14:08] Nagi     She's really friendly, unlike me.     She warms up to people quickly. [14:12] Nagi     She has lots of friends, and she actively     engages with the customers at the shop. [14:17] Erika     D-Do you think we can get     along right away, then? [14:20] Nagi     Instantly. [14:24] Erika     Thank goodness. [14:28] Nagi     She's here. [14:29] Sachi     Hey, there you are. [14:31] Nagi     Why are you sitting out here? [14:34] Sachi     I didn't know how to get in. [14:37] Sachi     Here's your stuff. [14:38] Sachi     It was heavy as hell. [14:40] Nagi     Sorry about that. I appreciate it. [14:43] Nagi     Anyway, come on in. [14:47] Nagi     What's wrong? [14:49] Sachi     Th-Thanks for having me. [14:52] Nagi     I'll introduce you. [14:54] Nagi     This is your older sister, Amano Erika-san. [14:56] Erika     N-N-Nauss tomate you. [15:00] Nagi     Your sister seems really tense. [15:02] Nagi     Would you mind loosening her up? [15:04] Sachi     Nice— [15:11] Nagi     What's wrong with these girls?! [15:12] Nagi     Amano-san I can understand, but Sachi, too?! [15:15] Nagi     I know, Sachi! Wanna see my room? [15:18] Sachi     Er... O-Okay. [15:23] Sachi     What is this place? It's like a hotel. [15:25] Sachi     Wow... It's huge. [15:28] Nagi     Well? [15:29] Nagi     I thought you wanted to meet your sister. [15:32] Sachi     I-I do, but... [15:34] Sachi     I looked up Erika-chan online     after she came to our place. [15:38] Sachi     She turned out to be way     more famous than I thought. [15:41] Sachi     And then when I met her in person,     she was even cuter than in her photos, [15:44] Sachi     so I got nervous. [15:46] Nagi     Yeah? [15:47] Nagi     I've never known you to get nervous. [15:49] Sachi     I mean, she's my actual sister. [15:52] Sachi     I wasn't found by the river like you were. [15:54] Nagi     I wasn't found! [15:57] Sachi     Of course. [15:58] Sachi     We live in totally different worlds. [16:00] Sachi     Even if we're blood relatives,     we're completely different. [16:06] Nagi     Sachi. [16:07] Nagi     We're going to make dinner. [16:08] Sachi     Huh? [16:10] Nagi     And so, the three of us are     going to cook together. [16:13] Erika     Huh?! [16:14] Nagi     My hope is that this will     help bring you two closer. [16:17] Nagi     "Love is at the dining table," as they say. [16:20] Erika     What the hell?! [16:21] Nagi     We'll be making Sachi's favorite, karaage. [16:24] Sachi     I just had karaage last night. [16:26] Erika     I'm tired of fried foods. [16:28] Nagi     J-Just do as I say. [16:31] Nagi     Sachi, you dress the chicken. [16:33] Nagi     Amano-san, you prepare the side dishes. [16:36] Sachi     I can't suddenly start cooking     at someone else's place. [16:38] Erika     I've never even held a knife before. [16:41] Nagi     I'd like you to teach each     other what you don't know. [16:45] Nagi     Now, begin. [16:48] Nagi     Operation: Sister Besties is     going to be a huge success. [16:55] Erika     What the heck?! [16:56] Nagi     How did you even do that?! [16:57] Erika     I can't get it off! [16:59] Sachi     Oh, when that happens— [17:01] Nagi     Stand back, Sachi! It's dangerous! [17:03] Nagi     Just put that down! [17:06] Nagi     Don't launch the cabbage! [17:08] Nagi     Listen up. [17:09] Nagi     Hold it down and cut it a little     at a time toward the middle. [17:14] Erika     This is hard mode. [17:16] Nagi     Stop recording! Focus! [17:19] Nagi     Jeez, you're such a pain. [17:24] Nagi     What is it this time?! [17:25] Sachi     I tried to use the sink... [17:27] Sachi     What have I done?! [17:28] Nagi     Surprised, huh? [17:30] Sachi     Damn it, Onii! Just make it stop! [17:34] Erika     Check it out, Nagi-kun— [17:35] Nagi     This is called a garbage disposal. [17:37] Nagi     It gets rid of food waste for you. [17:39] Sachi     Oh, damn. [17:40] Nagi     Also, the faucet is hands-free. [17:42] Sachi     It's nothing like ours. [17:47] Nagi     Anyway, would you two just try     relying on each other instead of me? [17:52] Erika     I still can't! [17:54] Sachi     How do you stop the water? [17:56] Nagi     Okay, just sit down and wait! [18:00] Nagi     Here you are. [18:04] Sachi     H-Here. [18:05] Erika     Th-Thank you. [18:07] Sachi     Time to eat. [18:09] Erika     Time to eat. [18:13] Nagi     I thought neither of you were going to eat. [18:15] Sachi     Well, I'm not going to say no to food. [18:18] Erika     And my job is to eat. [18:22] Nagi     Time to eat. [18:25] Nagi     What was I expecting? [18:31] Nagi     It'd be weird if you became     really close to someone [18:34] Nagi     as soon as you found out     that they're a relative. [18:37] Nagi     As long as they can open up     to each other over time, I guess. [18:42] Nagi     I can't believe you eat the same way, though. [18:46] Nagi     You sure are alike, aren't you? [18:51] Sachi     Wh-What are you talking about, Onii? [18:54] Sachi     I'm poor and was raised like crap,     and she's really pretty. [18:56] Erika     Exactly. [18:57] Erika     I'm nothing like Sachi-chan.     She's actually considerate and kind. [19:05] Sachi     A-Are we alike? [19:08] Erika     Maybe we are alike. [19:17] Erika     In that case, I wonder if     you'd look good in my clothes. [19:20] Erika     I have some that I want you to try on. [19:21] Sachi     Okay. [19:24] Nagi     Huh? [19:26] Erika     Holy! [19:27] Erika     You're so cute! [19:30] Sachi     A-Am I? [19:31] Sachi     I don't feel like myself. [19:33] Sachi     I only ever wear clothes     that I can get dirty, [19:36] Sachi     or hand-me-downs from Onii,     when I'm helping with work. [19:38] Erika     That's not right. [19:39] Erika     You look good. You've gotta dress up. [19:49] Erika     You can wear that home today. [19:51] Sachi     Really? [19:52] Erika     Yeah. [19:53] Erika     To thank you for coming today. [19:55] Erika     I'm glad I got to meet my sister. [19:59] Erika     Besides, I grew up an only child,     so I always wished I had siblings. [20:04] Sachi     Really? Even though I'm     nothing like my brother? [20:07] Erika     That's not what I mean. [20:08] Erika     It's just that you two     know each other so well. [20:12] Sachi     Actually... [20:13] Sachi     I thought it'd be cool being engaged, too. [20:17] Erika     D-Did it really seem that way? [20:19] Sachi     Yeah. [20:21] Erika     That's a pain. [20:23] Erika     I have no intention of going     through with it with Nagi-kun. [20:26] Erika     We even promised not to get involved     with each other the past two weeks. [20:30] Sachi     R-Really? [20:32] Erika     Yeah. [20:33] Erika     Ready to go back? [20:34] Erika     Nagi-kun's going to eat all the karaage. [20:39] sachi     Yeah. [20:43] Erika     Ta-da! Look! [20:47] Nagi     Who is that?! [21:01] Nagi     Ready? [21:15] Namie     So you went to Nagi's place? [21:18] Sachi     He said he wanted his stuff brought to him. [21:21] Sachi     Also, I met Erika-chan. [21:23] Namie     Sheesh. [21:24] Namie     No one said you could do that! SIGN    New Message [21:32] Sachi     So what if I did? [21:35] Sachi     I'm not a kid anymore. E5 - Can we do our morning study sessions together...? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:36] Erika     Morning. [01:39] Erika     Nagi-kun, what happened to you? [01:45] Nagi     I kinda... [01:46] Nagi     don't want to go to school today. [01:51] Erika     Nope. [01:52] Erika     You need to go. [01:54] Nagi     You know... [01:55] Nagi     You could have been like... [01:57] Nagi     "Why don't you skip for once?" Or... [02:00] Nagi     "It's just one of those days, huh?"     Or something. [02:03] Erika     Just shut up and go! [02:05] Nagi     Okay. [02:19] Nagi     What's up with her? [02:25] Nagi     I don't think I've ever been so     depressed about going to school. [02:32] (Flashback) Hiro     But I can never go out with you, Umino-kun. [02:38] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm... engaged. [02:43] (Flashback) Hiro     So I can't go out with anyone. [02:51] Nagi     This is my first time going     to school since then. [02:53] Nagi     I don't know how to face Segawa-san. [02:57] Nagi     She told me that because she wants me     to take her from her fiancé, right? [03:02] Nagi     But if she was trying to tell     me to leave her alone... [03:08] Nagi     I'll never even get to talk     to Segawa-san anymore. [03:17] Nagi     I should have skipped school today. SIGN    Megurogawa Academy [03:29] Hiro     Good morning, Umino-kun. [03:34] Hiro     I was doing research on you, [03:36] Hiro     and I learned that you come to school an hour     early every morning to study in the library. [03:40] Nagi     You were researching me? [03:42] Hiro     Specifically, I was curious     about your study techniques. [03:48] Nagi     In other words... SIGN    m 0 0 l 74 0 l 74 330 l 0 330 SIGN    m 0 0 l 60 0 l 60 316 l 0 316 SIGN    R     e     s     e     a     r     c     h     /     C     u     r     i     o     u     s [03:49] Nagi     Research, curious... SIGN    m 0 0 l 76 0 l 76 250 l 0 250 SIGN    m 0 0 l 60 0 l 60 235 l 0 235 SIGN    I     n     t     e     r     e     s     t [03:51] Nagi     Interest... SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 312 l 0 312 SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 l 105 300 l 0 300 SIGN    L     o     v     e SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ [03:53] Hiro     Love! [03:54] Hiro     If you're up for it, want to study     together until homeroom? [04:01] Nagi     I wouldn't mind, I guess. [04:03] Nagi     I knew it. [04:04] Nagi     She definitely wants me to     take her from her fiancé! [04:12] Hiro     It's so quiet before people     arrive and school starts. [04:15] Hiro     It's a great chance to focus. [04:18] Hiro     I never realized there was     such a nice place to study. [04:21] Nagi     Yeah? [04:30] Nagi     What the hell am I doing? [04:33] Nagi     When I confessed to her, [04:35] Nagi     I had a specific purpose and time     to prepare myself emotionally. [04:39] Nagi     But now that I can't predict what'll happen,     I don't feel confident facing her. [04:42] Nagi     I'm so lame, not being able to     take the lead at a time like this! [04:47] Nagi     Think of something... [04:48] Nagi     Anything to talk about! [04:51] Nagi     Say, Segawa-san... [04:53] Hiro     Hmm? [04:54] Nagi     What's your blood type? [04:57] Hiro     I'm an O. [04:58] Nagi     Your birthday? [05:00] Hiro     May 2nd. I'm a Taurus. [05:03] Nagi     Your favorite subject? [05:04] Hiro     All of them. [05:06] Nagi     I see. [05:08] Nagi     What is this, an interview?! [05:11] Nagi     I'm going to the bathroom. [05:18] Hiro     Are you all right?! [05:19] Nagi     Th-That was pathetic! [05:22] Nagi     That was pathetic as hell,     tripping over my own feet! SIGN    Shrine Stamp Book [05:24] Hiro     Is that a shrine stamp book? [05:27] Nagi     Oh, uh, this is... [05:29] Hiro     You like that kind of stuff? [05:32] Hiro     A-Actually... SIGN    Shrine Stamp Book [05:35] Hiro     I do, too. SIGN    Shrine Stamp Book [05:38] Nagi     You like shrine stamps? [05:40] Hiro     I don't just like shrine stamps. [05:45] Hiro     I prefer to be called a collector. [05:48] Hiro     On my days off, I travel around the country     with the money I save up from work. [05:54] Hiro     Look at this page! [05:56] Hiro     This one's unique. [05:57] Hiro     The stamps are done using     seven different colors. [06:00] Hiro     And this one's really unorthodox. [06:03] Hiro     Don't you think it has a     really whimsical design? [06:05] Hiro     Also... [06:07] Nagi     She's a hardcore nerd. [06:08] Hiro     What about you, Umino-kun? [06:11] Hiro     I mean, you have to be a certain kind of     person to walk around with a shrine stamp book. [06:15] Nagi     No, I just happen to have it. [06:18] Nagi     And I'm kind of just taking part in     my mom's hobby of collecting stamps. [06:23] Nagi     I can't tell her I was about to skip     school and kill time at shrines. [06:29] Hiro     May I take a look? [06:30] Nagi     Uh, sure. [06:36] Hiro     Th-This is the super-rare one that you can     only get once every fifth anniversary! [06:43] Nagi     Really? [06:44] Hiro     I couldn't go that day because of a memorial! [06:47] Nagi     A memorial again? [06:49] Hiro     By the way... [06:52] Hiro     How many have you collected so far? [06:54] Nagi     Are we going to compete over that, too?! [06:57] Nagi     Forty-two. [07:02] Hiro     One hundred and eighty-seven. [07:04] Nagi     Too powerful! [07:05] Nagi     W-Well, if we're going to go there, [07:08] Nagi     I guess I'll have to get serious     and beat you within the year. [07:12] Hiro     Yup, yup. [07:14] Hiro     You don't have to rush. [07:16] Hiro     The stamps aren't going to run away. [07:18] Nagi     Now she's taunting me! [07:21] Nagi     Right? [07:22] Hiro     Oh, also, I came to school     earlier than you today. [07:26] Nagi     She's still not done! [07:28] Nagi     Just so you know, I'm beating you tomorrow. [07:31] Hiro     I don't know about that. [07:36] Hiro     Looks like it's already time. [07:37] Nagi     Already? [07:41] Hiro     You know, you're fun, Umino-kun. [07:45] Hiro     Can we keep having morning     study sessions going forward? [07:54] Nagi     Of course. [07:57] Dumpling Girl     Good morning, Hiro. [07:59] Hiro     Morning. [08:01] Nagi     What an awesome day. [08:04] Nagi     I never thought I'd get to share     a secret with the person I like. [08:07] Nagi     We study together in the morning     and chat about our common hobby. [08:12] Nagi     Is school life supposed to     feel so much like a dream? [08:16] Nagi     It is. For me. [08:21] Nagi     At this rate, we're going to get married. [08:27] Homeroom Teacher     All right, everyone, get seated. [08:30] Homeroom Teacher     First off, I'm going to     introduce a new student today. [08:34] Perm     A transfer student! [08:36] Classmate     Really? [08:37] TwoBlock     Think it's a girl? [08:38] Nagi     Oh, yeah, I should tell     Segawa-san tomorrow morning [08:43] Nagi     that I have a fiancée, too. [08:46] Nagi     The two of us can overcome it together. [08:49] Homeroom Teacher     Come in. [08:50] Erika     Okay. [09:02] Erika     Nice to meet you. [09:03] Erika     I'm Amano Erika. I'll be attending     this school starting today. [09:08] Female Student A     Erika-chan?! [09:09] Male Student B     The real one?! [09:10] Female Student C     I've never seen her before! [09:11] Female Student D     No way! [09:13] Erika     Looking forward to studying with you. [09:19] Erika     Look at Nagi-kun's face. [09:21] Erika     Nailed it! [09:24] Nagi     You got expelled from school?! [09:26] Erika     I guess you could say that. [09:27] Nagi     How did that happen?! [09:29] Erika     Because of this. [09:32] Nagi     This photo... [09:33] Erika     I accidentally uploaded it     to Inusta the other day. [09:37] Nagi     "Accidentally"? [09:39] Erika     You know the "five-second rule"? [09:41] Erika     I thought it'd be okay since     I deleted it right away, but... [09:44] Erika     I got unlucky. Someone at     Orpheus Girls' Academy saw it. [09:48] Erika     They took a screenshot and     reported it to the school. [09:53] Erika     You know how Orpheus is     a school for affluent girls? [09:55] Erika     Non-platonic relationships are banned. [09:59] Nagi     Yeah, but this photo was an accident. [10:02] Erika     Exactly. [10:04] Erika     So I got called into a meeting about it. [10:08] Erika     But that day... [10:12] (Flashback) Erika     Nagi-kun? [10:14] Erika     You passed out with a cold. [10:17] Erika     I couldn't bring myself to abandon     someone who'd collapsed, you know. [10:23] Erika     And then Dad was like... [10:26] Erika's Dad     Why don't we go to Nagi-kun's place, then? [10:29] Erika     And that was that. [10:32] Nagi     So it was partly my fault? [10:34] Nagi     I can't believe you got reported     to your school, though. [10:38] Nagi     Your friends are sticklers for the rules. [10:43] Erika     They aren't friends. [10:51] Erika     Never mind that. [10:53] Erika     At this point, no one at school can ever     find out that we're engaged. Got it? [11:07] Nagi     I can't believe this is happening. [11:09] Nagi     To think Amano-san would     transfer to my school... [11:12] Male Student A     No way, seriously?! [11:13] Male Student A     The Amano Erika? [11:15] Male Student B     Amano Erika transferred into 2-A? [11:19] Male Student C     Erika? The hotel tycoon's daughter? [11:22] Female Student A     She was so cute! [11:24] Female Student A     Oh my God! [11:25] Male Student D     Hey, let's go take a look. [11:27] Male Student E     I'm in! [11:29] Nagi     That's right, Amano-san's a     bit of a celebrity on Inusta. [11:33] Nagi     There might be a huge commotion over it now. [11:41] Nagi     I knew it. [11:52] Nagi     Huh? [11:54] Pigtails     Oh, man, she's adorable. [11:56] Dumpling Girl     Are we actually the same species? [11:58] Brown Hair     Go talk to her. [11:59] Perm     You do it. [12:01] Shion     Ayy! [12:05] Shion     Ayy... [12:07] Two Block     Asuma's been slain. [12:09] Male Student 11     What a dumbass. [12:10] Nagi     I see... [12:13] Nagi     It's that whole thing again. [12:16] Nagi     It was partly my fault     that she had to transfer. [12:19] Nagi     I guess I should go talk to her. [12:22] Nagi     Wait, we promised to keep     our engagement secret. [12:29] Hiro     Hello. [12:31] Hiro     I'm Segawa Hiro. I'm in your class. [12:35] Hiro     Nice to meet you. [12:38] Erika     N-Nauss to meet you. [12:41] Hiro     I'm the class rep, so if you ever     need anything, feel free to ask. [12:46] Semi-short     That's our Hiro! [12:47] Glasses Girl     I guess you need to be on     her level to talk to her. [12:51] Nagi     You go, Segawa-san. [12:52] Nagi     She's so kind. [12:54] Nagi     Wait a second... [12:55] Nagi     Is this a good thing? [12:57] Hiro     I'll show you around the school. [12:59] Erika     Are you sure? [13:01] Hiro     Of course. Let's walk around together. [13:02] Nagi     Are my crush and my fiancée     about to become friends?! [13:07] Hiro     There's a guy who confessed to me recently. [13:12] Hiro     His name's Umino Nagi-kun. [13:14] Erika     Huh?! [13:15] Erika     Nagi-kun's my fiancé! [13:18] Hiro     So he confessed to me even     though he has a fiancée?! [13:22] Erika     I never knew he had a crush on someone! [13:24] Erika     He was living with me! [13:26] Hiro     H-He was living with you?! [13:28] Hiro     Hang on. [13:29] Erika     Care to explain? [13:35] Nagi     I have to stop them! [13:40] Hiro     This school's got a weird layout, right? [13:43] Hiro     I get lost a lot, too. SIGN    Main Entrance SIGN    Main Building SIGN    A Wing SIGN    Bike Parking SIGN    B Wing [13:47] Hiro     This entrance is the main area, so it     helps to think of it as the base point. [13:52] Hiro     We were just at A Wing on the right,     so I'll show you B Wing next. [13:59] Erika     G-Got it. [14:01] Hiro     Let's go. [14:04] Nagi     I need to explain things to Amano-san. [14:06] Nagi     I need to find an opportunity     to take her outside. [14:09] Female Student A     Did you see that? [14:12] Female Student A     Segawa-san and Amano Erika-san     are already friends! [14:16] Female Student B     They're too perfect... [14:18] Male Students     We are not worthy. [14:19] Female Student C     Hi, could I get a picture with you? [14:22] Female Student C     I won't put it online or anything. [14:23] Female Students     Me, too! Me, too! [14:29] Nagi     Those two seriously get a lot of attention. [14:32] Nagi     Segawa-san's pretty popular     at school, too, after all. [14:37] Hiro     I'm going to stop by the restroom. [14:39] Nagi     Now's my chance! [14:40] Erika     I'll go, too. [14:45] Homeroom Teacher     And thus, "The Dancing Girl,"     as it's presented in the textbook, [14:49] Homeroom Teacher     is thought to be based on     Mori Ogai's actual experiences. SIGN    To Amano-sama [14:55] Homeroom Teacher     Along with "Foam on the Waves" and "The Courier,"     it's one of his three German pieces. [14:59] Homeroom Teacher     And along with "The Drifting Cloud"     by Futabatei Shimei, [15:02] Homeroom Teacher     it represents contemporary     Japanese literature's... [15:03] Hiro     We got a ton of homework, huh? [15:06] Erika     Is there always this much homework? [15:08] Nagi     H-Hey... Hey! I can't see! [15:11] Nagi     Hey! [15:20] Hiro     The cafeteria's daily curry rice     specials are really popular. [15:23] Hiro     I love it, too. [15:26] Erika     This is so good. [15:28] Hiro     I'm going to get some water. [15:31] Nagi     Let's go! [15:31] Yonezawa     Mister Icarus! [15:33] Yonezawa     Let us hold a victory     ceremony together, on me! SIGN    Lunch Ticket [15:37] Yonezawa     To glory! [15:40] Erika     That was delicious. [15:41] Nagi     Again, who are you? [15:41] Hiro     I'm glad you liked it. [15:43] Erika     I can't wait to have more. [15:53] Hiro     I heard we're doing volleyball     for our next gym class. [15:56] Erika     Really? [15:58] Nagi     D-Doesn't this count as peeping? [16:02] Hiro     Is it just me, Erika-chan,     or are your breasts pretty big? [16:04] Erika     Are they? [16:05] Erika     So are yours. [16:13] Erika     I thought there was someone here. [16:16] Nagi     I wasn't looking! I'm in the clear, right? [16:28] Hiro     Nice serve, Erika-chan! [16:31] Nagi     I never knew Amano-san was a good athlete. [16:35] Nagi     Must be Mom's blood. [16:41] Nagi     Now's my chance! [16:46] Nagi     Amano-san... [16:46] Girl     Service! [16:57] Boy A     Hey, Umino's down! [17:00] Boy B     He's always spacing out during PE. [17:05] Nagi     Crap... [17:06] Nagi     School's already over. [17:12] Hiro     Thanks for waiting. [17:13] Hiro     Let's walk home together. [17:14] Erika     Okay. [17:16] Nagi     Crap! [17:16] Hiro     There's a good restaurant near here. [17:19] Erika     I want to check it out. [17:20] Hiro     Should we go today? [17:21] Nagi     They've gotten ridiculously close! [17:22] Erika     Yeah! [17:26] Nagi     Why is Segawa-san taking such     good care of Amano-san, anyway? [17:31] Nagi     She's way too generous, isn't she? [17:34] Nagi     Although that's what I like about her. [17:37] Hiro     Sorry, I have to go get something. [17:39] Erika     Okay. [17:41] Nagi     Finally. [17:43] Nagi     Amano-sa— [17:49] Nagi     What am I even trying to do? [17:53] (Flashback) Erika     They aren't friends. [17:56] Nagi     Come to think of it, Amano-san hasn't told     me anything about her friends so far. [18:02] Hiro     Thanks for waiting. [18:03] Erika     Sure. [18:04] Nagi     She's finally about to make a friend. [18:06] Hiro     Should we get going? [18:08] Nagi     I guess it'll work out. [18:12] Nagi     Will it? [18:13] Erika     What's wrong? [18:25] Erika     U-Um... [18:27] Hiro     Sorry, I'll calm down in a second. [18:30] Nagi     What the hell?! [18:32] Nagi     What have you done, Amano-san? [18:36] Nagi     No, Segawa-san! [18:38] Erika     Why... [18:42] Nagi     Um... [18:44] Nagi     I don't know what Amano-san did,     but she didn't mean it. [18:49] Nagi     She's just nervous. [18:52] Nagi     She's actually a good person. [18:57] Nagi     So, well... [18:58] Erika     Wait, I didn't do anything! [19:01] Hiro     She didn't. [19:04] Hiro     I've been holding it back. [19:06] Hiro     But I can't hide it any longer. [19:11] Hiro     The truth is, I've always been     a huge fan of Erika-chan! [19:16] Nagi     What?! [19:17] Hiro     I mean, the photos she     uploads are so perfect. [19:22] Hiro     And she's just so cute in them. [19:25] Hiro     And the celebrity lifestyle you can     see in her photos is just so gorgeous. [19:28] Hiro     Her hair's so shiny. [19:30] Hiro     Her smile's beautiful. [19:31] Hiro     Her outfits are godly! [19:32] Hiro     Look at this one! [19:34] Hiro     She can send all of humanity into bliss! [19:36] Nagi     Her photographer's just really good. [19:38] Erika     Hey. [19:39] Hiro     I can't believe I get to go     to the same school as her. [19:43] Nagi     A-And that had you weeping with joy? [19:46] Hiro     Wait, you two know each other? [19:50] Erika     A-Apparently this guy's my fan, too. [19:53] Nagi     What?! [19:54] Hiro     Umino-kun, I'm a bigger fan, got it? [19:57] Nagi     Yes'm. [19:59] Nagi     I never knew Segawa-san was such a fangirl. [19:59] Hiro     Oh, yeah, and I love this photo. [20:03] Hiro     The composition is so professional. [20:05] Hiro     And your skin's so perfect... [20:08] (Flashback) Nagi     She's actually a good person. [20:20] Erika     I guess you're not all bad. [20:23] Hiro     What are you guys talking about? [20:25] Erika     Nothing. [20:28] Nagi     I guess I'll explain in     detail when we get home. [20:34] Nagi     I hope Amano-san enjoys her time at school. [20:41] Hiro     Huh, so you can't keep up     with any of our classes? [20:45] Erika     I can't. [20:47] Erika     It's way ahead of Orpheus. [20:50] Erika     I mean, Megurogawa's prestigious, right? [20:52] Erika     Actually, I can't even tell if it's ahead. [20:56] Erika     My tutor normally does my homework with me. [21:01] Nagi     Seriously? [21:02] Hiro     I see. [21:03] Hiro     I understand. [21:05] Hiro     In that case, why don't I,     being top of our grade, [21:08] ---     and Umino-kun, being second,     provide you with full support? [21:13] Hiro     Which means the three of us will be     having morning study sessions together! [21:18] Erika     Morning study sessions? [21:21] Nagi     With Amano-san? E6 - I thought you live by yourself. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Erika     Wait, so you confessed to Hiro-chan?! [01:36] Nagi     I guess. [01:36] Erika     Seriously? Oh, crap! [01:39] Erika     And then? And then? How did it go? [01:41] Nagi     She refused to process it. [01:43] Erika     Huh? [01:43] Nagi     My confession's been shelved. [01:45] Erika     Do you mean because she likes someone else? [01:48] Erika     Or because she's thinking about it? [01:50] Nagi     That's, well... [01:52] Nagi     I-It's just because Segawa-san likes     people who are smarter than her. [01:57] Nagi     I've only won once, [01:59] Nagi     so I have to beat her in ten more exams. [02:02] Nagi     On top of that,     there's her fiancé to deal with! [02:05] Erika     I'm kinda confused, but in that     case, you can count on me. [02:09] Erika     I'll help you out. [02:11] Nagi     Eh? [02:11] Erika     You really don't get girls, Nagi-kun. [02:15] Erika     Hiro-chan's just flustered because she didn't     expect to be confessed to out of the blue. [02:18] Nagi     Uh-huh. [02:19] Erika     That's why she has you on hold. [02:21] Erika     She's trying to figure out if you're     cut out to be her boyfriend. [02:24] Nagi     If I'm cut out to be? Why? [02:26] Erika     You're pretty dense for     such a smart guy, Nagi-kun. [02:29] Erika     Don't you think she would     have rejected you outright? [02:32] Nagi     T-True! [02:34] Nagi     But doesn't that mean she will     once I win ten more times? [02:37] Erika     Are you that dumb? [02:38] Nagi     Sudden verbal abuse. [02:39] Erika     Keep pushing, like a bulldozer! [02:45] Nagi     Isn't that hazardous? [02:47] Erika     That's why you have me. [02:49] Nagi     I-I see. [02:51] Erika     All right, let's be ready to     crush our morning study session! [02:54] Nagi     Right... [02:59] Erika     I was kind of worried     when I switched schools, [03:03] Erika     but I think school's going to     be fun, thank goodness. [03:08] Erika     I never knew Nagi-kun had a crush, though. [03:15] Erika     Hurry up, Nagi-kun! We're going to be late! [03:19] Nagi     Could you chill out a little? [03:21] Erika     Wait, we can't be going to school together. [03:24] Erika     There'll be a huge fuss at school if     people find out about our relationship. [03:28] Nagi     I don't want Segawa-san to find out my     fiancée goes to the same school, either. [03:33] Nagi     You're getting a ride, though, aren't you? [03:36] Erika     Oh, I stopped doing that. [03:38] Erika     I want to be more independent. [03:39] Nagi     Huh... [03:41] Erika     Okay, I'll see you there. [03:44] Erika     Hey, taxi! [03:45] Nagi     What independence?! SIGN    Megurogawa Private Academy [03:53] Erika     What are you doing,     arriving at the same time?! [03:56] Nagi     I just took the train like I always do! [03:58] Nagi     Why did it take you so long in the taxi?! [04:01] Erika     The driver got the route wrong! [04:03] Hiro     Morning. [04:06] Erika     Morning. [04:08] Hiro     You're both early. [04:11] Hiro     You came to school together? [04:13] Hiro     Since when have you two been so close? [04:16] Nagi     N-Nah, we just ran into each other here. [04:19] Erika     Exactly. [04:20] Erika     I was waiting for you guys,     and Nagi-kun got here first. [04:23] Hiro     "Nagi-kun"? [04:25] Hiro     You're already on a first-name basis? [04:28] Hiro     Even I haven't called you— [04:30] Erika     Hiro-chan! [04:32] Erika     Let's get to the library. [04:35] Hiro     Okay! [04:39] Erika     Be careful. Jeez. [04:41] Nagi     Especially you. [04:42] Hiro     Erika-chan, come on! [04:47] Erika     I'll be right there. [04:54] Nagi     Th-This is going to be     a huge pain in the ass. [04:58] Hiro     So I was thinking, maybe Erika-chan     can start by reviewing first-year stuff [05:03] Hiro     and slowly catch up to us. [05:06] Nagi     I don't know if it'll be that easy. [05:08] Nagi     She has a tutor help her with her homework. [05:12] Hiro     Erika-chan's taking a while. She said     she was going to the bathroom... [05:15] Nagi     Oh, yeah. [05:17] (Flashback) Erika     I'll help you out. [05:20] Nagi     Amano-san, what exactly are you scheming? [05:23] Erika     I'm here, you two! [05:25] Erika     Your cupid of love, Erika! SIGN    Cupi [05:30] Nagi     S-S-Segawa-san, don't worry! [05:33] Nagi     I swear, she's not being stupid or anything! [05:36] Hiro     You're so cute, Erika-chan! [05:39] Erika     I'm here to deliver love. [05:40] Hiro     Yay! Thank you! [05:43] Nagi     I have such a bad feeling about this! SIGN    The Kamakura Shogunate          1180          The rulers were powerful vassals, known as ___ or ___,     among which the bettou were the highest-ranked.          The ___ of the Kamakura shogunate was deployed by Minamoto no Yoritomo.     Wada Yoshimori first served as the bettou, until he was defeated and replaced in the Wada War. [05:46] Hiro     Could you work on this assignment, Cupid-san? [05:49] Erika     Got it. [05:50] Nagi     Doesn't Segawa-san have any questions about [05:53] Nagi     the cupid taking part in     our morning study session? [05:56] Nagi     What do you think you're doing? [06:02] Erika     Speaking of, Hiro-chan... [06:04] Hiro     Yeah? [06:05] Erika     Nagi-kun might look like a loser,     but he's actually got a secret talent. [06:10] Hiro     Oh? [06:11] Erika     I see that you're interested. [06:13] Erika     Believe it or not, he's really book smart. [06:17] Hiro     I'm book smarter than he is! [06:20] Erika     He can cook, too. [06:22] Hiro     I can make French cuisine. [06:24] Erika     And he can really win fights! [06:28] Hiro     I'm a third-degree black belt myself. [06:32] Erika     Nagi-kun, do you have a moment? [06:36] Erika     I don't think you're good for each other. [06:37] Nagi     You're just giving up after you     invited yourself into the situation?! [06:40] Erika     Don't you have any other hidden talents?! [06:46] Erika     Well, let's get to work, then. [06:49] Hiro     Huh? Did you quit being a cupid? [06:53] Hiro     Too bad. [06:54] Erika     I know! [06:55] Erika     Why don't I get you two to teach me? [06:58] Hiro     That's a good idea. [07:00] Nagi     Oh, I guess she hasn't     given up playing cupid. [07:03] Hiro     So... [07:04] Hiro     Do you want the top student or the     second top student to teach you? [07:08] Erika     Which?! [07:11] Erika     Th-The top student, of course. SIGN    4 Genroku Culture [07:16] Hiro     History is easier if you study it like it's     a story, instead of just memorizing words. [07:21] Erika     I see! That makes sense! [07:23] Nagi     But she isn't saying she gets it. [07:26] Erika     What about you, then, Nagi-kun? [07:28] Nagi     Me? [07:30] Nagi     I keep going until I remember it. [07:31] Nagi     Until I get it. [07:33] Nagi     To be honest, you aren't going to     be able to keep up at our school. [07:38] Nagi     If you want to catch up,     you'll need to study twice... [07:40] Nagi     no, three times as much as everyone else. [07:43] Nagi     The Segawa method of studying     is easy to understand, [07:45] Nagi     but it's inefficient and time-consuming. [07:47] Nagi     So I don't think it's a     good fit for you right now. [07:50] Erika     Y-You really don't hold back, do you? [07:53] Erika     Okay, so what am I supposed to do, exactly? [07:55] Nagi     Read through the textbook, and then     keep doing practice questions. [07:58] Erika     There's no way I'm going to memorize     all these kanji-ridden words. [08:02] Erika     I don't like doing the     same thing over and over! [08:04] Nagi     You still keep doing it until you get it. [08:06] Erika     I can't do it! [08:08] Nagi     Stop giving up so quickly. [08:09] Erika     No! [08:10] Erika     I want studying to be easy! [08:13] Nagi     There's no easy way to study. [08:15] Nagi     Buck up and endure it. [08:16] Hiro     You know... [08:19] Hiro     You know, you two... [08:21] Hiro     You kind of look good together. [08:25] Erika     Huh?! [08:26] Nagi     I-In what way? [08:27] Hiro     See? That kind of thing. [08:31] Hiro     No fair. [08:32] Hiro     I want to get closer, too. [08:34] Hiro     I want to get to know Erika-chan better. [08:38] Hiro     I know! [08:40] Hiro     Okay! [08:41] Hiro     I'm going to pay a visit to Erika-chan's     place after school today. [08:55] Nagi     That was a close one. [08:57] (Flashback) Erika     Now what?! She says she's coming over! [08:59] (Flashback) Nagi     Stay calm. [09:00] (Flashback) Nagi     Why don't you just bring     her to your parents' home? [09:03] (Flashback) Erika     Oh, right. [09:04] Nagi     Segawa-san must be freaking out at how     gorgeous her place is right about now. [09:09] Nagi     Wait... [09:10] Nagi     Doesn't that mean... [09:11] Nagi     I get this place to myself today?! [09:19] Nagi     I've always wanted to try this once... [09:22] Nagi     The buck naked life! [09:23] Nagi     There's nothing to hold me down right now! [09:27] Nagi     Absolute freedom! [09:29] Nagi     Hooray for nude living! [09:31] Nagi     I'm going to get hooked on this. [09:35] Hiro     So you live here by yourself right now? [09:38] Erika     Yeah, I do. [09:39] Hiro     That's amazing. [09:42] Hiro     It's so huge. [09:44] Erika     Is it? [09:45] Erika     This is the living room. [09:48] Hiro     Wow, it's so spacious. [09:50] Nagi     Wh-Why are they here?! [09:53] Nagi     What's going on?! SIGN    My place is being renovated. RIP [09:56] Erika     My place is being renovated. RIP. [09:59] Hiro     You have a pool! [10:01] Hiro     Everything's so huge. [10:03] Erika     Shh! [10:05] Nagi     You didn't have to bring     her here instead, did you?! [10:08] Nagi     You could have just said, "Next time!" [10:11] Erika     But my helper was like... [10:13] (Flashback) Helper     Why don't you visit your current home? [10:16] (Flashback) Hiro     I want to check it out! [10:18] Erika     Also, why didn't you answer when I called? [10:21] Nagi     I missed it! SIGN    But my     helper was like... SIGN    Also,     why didn't you     answer when I called? SIGN    Sorry SIGN    And why     are you naked? [10:23] Erika     And why are you naked? [10:28] Hiro     Show me around your place. [10:30] Erika     O-Okay. [10:31] Nagi     This is really bad. [10:34] Nagi     If Segawa-san finds out     I'm living with her... [10:37] Hiro     Umino-kun... [10:38] Hiro     Die. [10:39] Nagi     I have to do something! [10:41] Nagi     I need to collect all my stuff! [10:50] Erika     This is my room. [10:51] Erika     Come in. [10:53] Hiro     Yay! [11:03] Nagi     Now's the worst time to have     so much laundry piled up. [11:09] Nagi     Okay, what else? [11:14] Erika     Sorry it's such a mess. [11:16] Hiro     It wasn't that bad. [11:18] Hiro     Huh? [11:19] Hiro     There's a room here, too. [11:21] Erika     Oh, that's just... [11:26] Nagi     Buy some time! [11:27] Nagi     Just do something! [11:29] Erika     I-It's a shekrit. [11:31] Nagi     That's just gonna make her more curious! [11:33] Hiro     I guess it's private, huh? [11:35] Hiro     I won't impose, then. [11:36] Erika     Soz, soz. [11:38] Nagi     What are you doing,     getting rescued by Segawa-san?! [11:40] Erika     Oh, I know! I'll show you the kitchen. [11:42] Nagi     Crap! [11:43] Nagi     Not yet! [11:46] Hiro     Huh? [11:47] Hiro     There are two rice bowls in here. [11:49] Hiro     I thought you lived by yourself. [11:51] Erika     Yeah, true... [11:53] Hiro     Right. [11:55] Hiro     Jeez, you should do your dishes more often. [11:58] Erika     Apologies. [11:59] Nagi     She's being saved again. [12:00] Erika     W-Want to check out the pool? [12:03] Hiro     I was hoping you'd say that! [12:06] Hiro     Whoa, it's the pool you had on Inusta. [12:10] Erika     Yup. [12:13] Erika     Now's your chance! [12:14] Erika     Go hide in your room! [12:15] Nagi     I know! [12:22] Hiro     What was that? [12:31] Erika     What the hell are you doing, Nagi-kun?! [12:38] Erika     Sorry, Hiro-chan, I... [12:43] Hiro     We actually slipped and fell in the pool... [12:45] Hiro     What a cliché! [12:49] Hiro     Though, is it just me, or was     there someone in the living room? [12:52] Erika     I-It must've been that cat over there. [12:55] Erika     Anyway, let's take a shower. [12:57] Hiro     Okay. [13:01] Nagi     I've managed to finish getting all my stuff. [13:04] Nagi     I guess I'll study to kill time. [13:11] Hiro     Seriously, what was that? [13:12] Nagi     Another gecko? [13:14] Erika     I saw something! [13:15] Erika     The yard! It was in the yard, right? [13:18] Nagi     The yard? [13:22] Stalker B     It's gorgeous. [13:24] Stalker C     Is this it? [13:25] Stalker C     Erika-tan's new home? [13:27] Shibata     Yeah, this is it for sure. [13:29] Shibata     Don't underestimate my sleuthing skills. [13:32] Shibata     This is the house I could     see in the reflections [13:34] Shibata     in the glass and her eyes     in the photos she posted. [13:36] Shibata     The houses nearby look identical, too. [13:39] Stalker C     Y-You sure are the model fan. [13:42] Shibata     Why don't we get another     look inside her house? [13:45] Shibata     She might even be home. [13:46] Nagi     Hey. [13:49] Nagi     You guys again? [13:50] Nagi     Stalkers! [13:52] Stalker B     I-It's him! The delusional self-declared     contractual boyfriend! [13:56] Shibata     Why are you here?! [13:58] Nagi     Doxxing people and walking     up to their homes... [14:01] Nagi     That's seriously messed up. [14:02] Shibata     You're one to talk! [14:05] Stalker B     Shibata-san! It's time! [14:07] Shibata     I've been waiting for this. [14:09] Shibata     I've been training like mad for     the past few weeks to beat you! [14:14] Shibata     Let's find out who the true Erika fan is! [14:20] Stalker B&C     Shibata-san! [14:24] Nagi     We have company right now. [14:26] Nagi     Please leave, quietly. [14:28] Stalker B     We'll get you next time! [14:29] Stalker C     We won't forget this! [14:31] Nagi     Next time, I'm calling the cops. [14:40] Erika     Huh? There's no one here. [14:44] Erika     That's weird. I definitely heard voices. [14:47] Hiro     Was it the kitty again? [14:49] Erika     Jeez, kitty cat burglar. Stop it. [14:52] Erika     Let's go. [15:00] Nagi     Amano-san's finally about to make a friend. [15:04] Nagi     Those assholes would just     ruin her opportunity. [15:11] Hiro     I had fun today. [15:13] Hiro     Thank you. [15:15] Hiro     For the clothes, too. [15:16] Erika     Yeah. [15:17] Erika     I wish I could have done more     for you while you're here. [15:21] Erika     Sorry. [15:23] Hiro     Why? [15:24] Erika     I mean, the pool and stuff. [15:27] Hiro     Never mind that, Erika-chan. [15:30] Hiro     Can I come over again? [15:34] Erika     Yeah, of course you can. [15:37] Hiro     Okay, next time I'm here, let's study and     cook and play in the pool and stuff. [15:43] Erika     Yeah, we have to do that. [15:46] Nagi     You've forgotten I live     here, too, haven't you? [15:50] Hiro     Okay, thanks for having me over. [15:53] Erika     Yeah, see you tomorrow. [15:59] Hiro     Isn't this... SIGN    Shrine Stamp Book [16:02] Hiro     Yeah, it is. [16:07] Hiro     Why is Umino-kun's shrine stamp book here? [16:12] Nagi     Damn it! I forgot to grab it. [16:13] Erika     Oh, that's, um... [16:16] Erika     I made a mistake. [16:18] Erika     I was going to borrow his notebook,     but I took that instead. [16:21] Erika     I'm going to give it back to him tomorrow. [16:23] Hiro     Oh, that makes sense. [16:26] Hiro     I totally thought Umino-kun came here. [16:32] Hiro     To think you're sharing notebooks, though... [16:35] Hiro     When did you two get so close? [16:37] Erika     A-Are we? [16:39] Erika     I don't think we are. [16:42] Erika     Although, you know how Nagi-kun takes     everything he does really seriously? [16:47] Erika     He's really hardworking. [16:49] Erika     I thought I should learn from him a bit. [16:54] Hiro     Maybe. [16:55] Hiro     But you could rely on me, too, couldn't you? [16:59] Erika     Will do, next time. [17:01] Hiro     Okay, see you tomorrow. [17:16] Hiro     I guess... [17:17] Hiro     those two are pretty close. [17:32] Hiro     All right. [17:38] Nagi     She invited us over to study,     but who would have thought... [17:41] Erika     Hiro-chan's family runs a shrine? [17:46] Hiro     Hey, you guys. [17:47] Hiro     Thanks for coming. [17:51] Erika     You're a shrine maiden! [17:53] Erika     You look so good! [17:55] Hiro     I wanted you to come to my place this     time, since you had me over last time. [18:02] Hiro     Including Umino-kun,     since he's a morning study buddy. [18:06] Hiro     Sorry, I'm in the middle of work. [18:08] Hiro     Give me a second. [18:12] Nagi     So this is what she meant by "work." [18:17] Nagi     Hang on a second... [18:18] Nagi     Does Segawa-san's family run     an insanely huge shrine?! [18:23] Nagi     Oh, right, I need to collect the stamp. [18:27] Hiro     Welcome. [18:28] Nagi     Segawa-san, you're going to do my stamp?! SIGN    Umino-kun,      There's something I want to tell you.      I'll be waiting on the rooftop     after school!      Segawa Hiro [18:32] Nagi     Come to think of it, her handwriting... [18:34] Hiro     You were just thinking     dirty thoughts, weren't you? SIGN    Public Worship     Meguro Myoujin [18:38] Hiro     Writing in brush and in pen     are two different things. [18:40] Hiro     Keep that in mind. [18:42] Nagi     Hot damn! [18:43] Erika     Something just escaped out of Nagi-kun. [18:46] Hiro     My stamps are pretty popular, you know. [18:50] Hiro     I never thought I'd ever get to     come to Segawa-san's place... [18:53] Hiro     And I even got a hand-written stamp! [18:59] Hiro     Now that work's done, let's begin studying. [19:03] Erika     Here?! SIGN    Sake Steamed Buns SIGN    Cuckoos SIGN    Meguro Snacks [19:05] Hiro     Don't worry, there are no services today. [19:07] Nagi     Is that really the issue? [19:10] Hiro's Mom     This might be the first time     Hiro's brought any friends over. [19:14] Hiro's Mom     Welcome. [19:16] Hiro's Mom     I'm Hiro's mother. [19:18] Nagi     Th-Thank you for having us. [19:20] Hiro's Mom     Here you are. [19:26] Nagi     Thank you very mu— [19:29] Hiro     Jeez, Mom, go away. [19:32] Hiro's Mom     Enjoy your stay. SIGN    Sake Steamed Buns SIGN    Cuckoos SIGN    Meguro Snacks [19:35] Hiro     Okay, wanna start? [19:38] Erika     Yup. [19:38] Erika     Let's dig in! [19:40] Nagi     We aren't studying?! [19:55] Nagi     She's wary of me. [20:01] Nagi     I get it... [20:03] Nagi     Segawa-san must be... [20:08] Erika     Thank you for the food. [20:10] Erika     I'm going to the bathroom. [20:13] Hiro     Turn left at the end of the hallway. [20:18] Hiro     Umino-kun... [20:20] Hiro     Do you get what I meant     when I said I'm engaged? [20:24] Nagi     You meant you're inheriting this place. [20:27] Hiro     That's right. [20:30] Nagi     Have you told Amano-san yet? [20:32] Hiro     No, I haven't. [20:34] Nagi     Really? I thought you would have     by now, since you're so close. [20:38] Hiro     I don't think I could, you know? [20:40] Hiro     I wouldn't want to burden     her with such a heavy story. [20:45] Nagi     I guess. [20:47] Nagi     I do think it's heavy. [20:49] Nagi     So why did you tell me, then? [20:57] Hiro     I thought you'd be willing     to take on the burden. [21:00] Hiro     That's what it seemed like. [21:04] Hiro     I guess. [21:06] Nagi     Does she mean... [21:09] Nagi     Segawa-san— [21:10] Erika     Hey, look! Look! [21:13] Erika     I'm Erika the shrine maiden! [21:16] Hiro     You're so cute! [21:18] Erika     Your mom let me try it on. [21:20] Hiro     Oh, man! [21:21] Hiro     Good job, Mom! [21:23] Hiro     Can I take a picture? [21:24] Erika     Sure. Let's take one together. [21:26] Nagi     She's right. [21:27] Nagi     I don't think Amano-san needs that burden. E7 - Is my fate going to change? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] Hiro     Do you get what I meant     when I said I'm engaged? [01:38] Nagi     You meant you're inheriting this place. [01:41] Hiro     That's right. [01:43] Nagi     Have you told Amano-san yet? [01:45] Hiro     No, I haven't. [01:47] Nagi     Really? I thought you would have     by now, since you're so close. [01:51] Hiro     I don't think I could, you know? [01:53] Hiro     I wouldn't want to burden     her with such a heavy story. [01:58] Nagi     I guess. [02:00] Nagi     I do think it's heavy. [02:02] Nagi     So why did you tell me, then? [02:05] Hiro     I thought you'd be willing     to take on the burden. [02:08] Hiro     That's what it seemed like. [02:22] Nagi     I never thought the day would come when     Segawa-san would say such a thing to me! [02:27] Nagi     I even got to go to her place! [02:32] Nagi     I'll take it on. [02:33] Nagi     I'll take on the burden! [02:35] Nagi     That means I have to learn more about her. [02:38] Nagi     Should I really be letting     her make all the moves? [02:42] Nagi     Nay! [02:42] Nagi     All right, I got this! [02:47] Erika     Heya. [02:48] Nagi     Seriously, knock, damn it! [02:50] Erika     I did! SIGN    Second-Years SIGN    Megurogawa Academy SIGN    Field Trip Notice SIGN     Field trip objectives          - To interact with and learn about the cultures and people of other regions          - To build friendships and memories within each group          Please avoid causing trouble for the locals as you work toward these goals and enjoy your time. [02:52] Erika     Here, look. [02:53] Erika     A handout for the field trip. [02:55] Nagi     Field trip? [02:58] Erika     You weren't listening. I knew it. [03:00] Erika     You were spaced out during homeroom, too. [03:04] Erika     And you were grinning every now and then. [03:07] Erika     You've been weird ever since     we went to Hiro-chan's place. [03:11] Erika     Did something happen? [03:12] Nagi     Er, no, not really. [03:19] Erika     Well, whatever. [03:20] Erika     Anyone who's going has to     form a group and submit it. [03:23] Erika     Okay, it's yours now. [03:25] Nagi     What, like it's not your problem? [03:27] Erika     Well, I'm not going. [03:30] Erika     Listen... [03:32] Erika     I'm sure you know, but I'm the     daughter of a hotel tycoon. [03:35] Erika     I'm famous. [03:36] Erika     It's my policy to never participate in     school activities, for security reasons. [03:41] Erika     You know, so I don't get abducted     and held for ransom and stuff. [03:44] Nagi     Y-You do? [03:47] Nagi     I feel like you've been out all the time. [03:49] Erika     That's only ever since I met you. [03:52] Erika     I was more strict about it before. [03:56] Erika     Also, I'm not even interested to begin with. [03:59] Erika     Go have fun, Nagi-kun. [04:01] Nagi     Wait. [04:03] Nagi     I'm not going, either. Take it back. [04:07] Nagi     School activities are a waste of time. [04:10] Nagi     I'd rather be studying at home. [04:13] Nagi     That's what I did as a first-year, too. [04:16] Erika     Oh, right. You don't have any friends. [04:20] Nagi     I won't deny it, but you're     in no position to talk. [04:24] Erika     I don't know, though...     I think you should join in this time. SIGN    Group member submission     (At least two)     Group leader: [04:34] Nagi     That's it! SIGN    Library [04:42] Nagi     Though, then again... [04:45] Nagi     Segawa-san's popular, so I'm     sure she has a group already. [04:51] Hiro     Morning. [04:52] Nagi     M-Morning. [04:56] Hiro     I'm usually the first one here. [04:59] Hiro     You're here early today. [05:03] Nagi     So... [05:06] Nagi     About the field trip... [05:08] Hiro     The field trip? [05:10] Nagi     I'd like you to join my group. [05:16] Hiro     Sure. [05:22] Hiro     Let's do group stuff together. [05:26] Nagi     P-Please and thank you! [05:30] Erika     All right! [05:42] Girl A E7     Oh, man, where should we go? [05:44] Girl A E7     Also, what should we bring for snacks? [05:46] Nagi     Okay. SIGN    Group member submission     (At least two)     Group leader: Umino Nagi      Segawa Hiro [05:51] Nagi     I-I wrote down Segawa-san's name! [05:56] Nagi     I never would have thought the     Segawa-san would give me the okay. [06:00] Nagi     Could she have been waiting     for me to invite her? [06:05] Hiro     Sorry. [06:07] Hiro     I want to be in a group     with people I'm close to. [06:10] Nagi     I see it now. [06:12] Nagi     All right. [06:13] Nagi     I need to get this handed in. [06:16] Nagi     Enter the itinerary for the day, huh? [06:19] ---      Second-Years      Megurogawa Academy      Field Trip Notice      Field trip objectives      - To interact with and learn about the cultures and people of other regions      - To build friendships and memories within each group      Please avoid causing trouble for the locals as you work toward these goals and enjoy your time.      Destination: Kamakura (rain or shine)      Itinerary to be determined by each group      What to bring:      - Field trip pamphlet      - Materials needed for your group's assignment [06:20] Nagi     And we're going to Kamakura... [06:22] Nagi     Huh... [06:38] Hiro     Umino-kun. [06:45] Hiro     It's so quiet, huh? [06:47] Hiro     I'm getting kind of nervous. [06:50] Nagi     I heard that if you pull out a gray hair,     you end up with three more. [06:55] Hiro     Sheesh. [06:56] Hiro     You're so funny. [07:00] Hiro     I wish we could do this forever. [07:07] Nagi     This is a date, isn't it? [07:09] Hiro     We're collecting shrine stamps, obviously. [07:11] Nagi     S-Segawa-san?! [07:12] Hiro     You still haven't submitted the itinerary? [07:15] Nagi     Well, I was thinking about what to... [07:17] Hiro     What is there to think about? [07:20] Hiro     Kamakura means shrine stamps. [07:22] Nagi     But if we're going, why not the     beach or art museum or something? [07:26] Hiro     I'm not interested. [07:27] Nagi     Of course... [07:29] Hiro     Just so you know, I'm going     to collect more than you. [07:33] Nagi     I-I won't be that easy to beat. [07:38] Nagi     Wh-What? [07:40] Hiro     Nothing. [07:42] Hiro     You know, though... [07:45] Hiro     I just can't wait for the trip. [07:49] Nagi     Yeah. [07:51] Nagi     Isn't it safe to call this a date? [08:02] Hiro     It's really pouring now. [08:05] Hiro     It's not going to clear up, is it? [08:08] Nagi     D-Does this mean... [08:10] Nagi     An opportunity to walk home     under the same umbrella?! [08:15] Nagi     Segawa-san, if you don't mind... [08:19] Hiro     Wanna walk to the station together? [08:22] Nagi     Y-Yeah... [08:24] Nagi     I don't know what I was expecting. [08:28] Nagi     So you were going to invite     Amano-san, too, then? [08:31] Hiro     Yeah. We don't get to go     on field trips that often, [08:34] Hiro     so I was hoping I could go     with the whole study group. [08:36] Nagi     I-I had no idea. [08:40] Hiro     Erika-chan says she can't make     it due to family reasons, though. [08:44] Hiro     So I thought, since you two are close.... [08:46] Nagi     Never happening. [08:48] Hiro     Really? [09:11] Nagi     B-By the way... [09:14] Nagi     About my confession... [09:18] Nagi     Um... So, like, y'know... [09:24] Nagi     You're going to process my confession once     I beat you ten more times in exams, right? [09:30] Hiro     Was that really the agreement? [09:33] Hiro     I told you I'm engaged. [09:38] Nagi     B-But that's not what you want, is it? [09:43] Hiro     See, Umino-kun, [09:45] Hiro     when I say "engaged," I mean that it's     something my parents decided for me. [09:50] Hiro     I can't do anything about it. [09:53] (Flashback) Erika     Do you get it now? [09:55] (Flashback) Erika     That's just how Dad is. [09:58] Nagi     But that's not— [09:59] Hiro     That's how I've lived my life. [10:02] Hiro     Ever since I was born, [10:06] Hiro     I've kind of been a slave to my fate. [10:19] Hiro     You know, though... [10:21] Hiro     Just hypothetically... [10:25] Hiro     I've never lost to anyone before,     but supposing I ever do... [10:35] Hiro     Would my fate change if I     met someone that amazing? [10:49] Hiro     Umino-kun... [10:52] Hiro     Could you please change my fate? [11:07] Nagi     Bring it on! Bring it on!     Bring it on, damn it! [11:10] Nagi     I'm going to beat you in exams! [11:13] Erika     Shut up! [11:13] Nagi     Leave me alone! I'm about to... [11:16] Erika     Hey, do you know this guy from our class? [11:19] Nagi     What do you want now? [11:21] Nagi     How would I know some random dude? [11:23] Erika     It looks like this guy's in your group, though. [11:27] Nagi     Huh?! [11:27] Nagi     Wh-What's going on? [11:30] Erika     He's one of my fans, apparently. [11:33] Nagi     Your fan? [11:35] Nagi     A stalker? [11:36] Erika     Why do you assume all my fans are stalkers?! [11:41] Erika     He even knows that the three of     us are morning study buddies. [11:45] Nagi     He's seen us? [11:47] Erika     He figured our study group     would be forming a group, [11:52] Erika     so he begged the teacher     and forced his way in. [11:56] Nagi     I see... [11:59] Erika     And so, I've decided to go     on the trip with you guys. [12:03] Nagi     H-Huh?! [12:05] Erika     I'll take care of him for you. [12:07] Nagi     Wait, "take care of him"? [12:09] Erika     I'm used to dealing with those kinds of fans. [12:13] Erika     Although I can't handle stalkers. [12:14] Nagi     Well, if that's what you want to do. [12:18] Erika     Besides, I thought a field trip     would be all about visiting parks [12:21] Erika     or digging up potatoes or whatever. [12:24] Erika     But we're going to Kamakura, right? [12:25] Nagi     What are you, a preschooler? [12:27] Nagi     Read the handout. [12:29] Erika     I googled Kamakura,     and now I'm actually excited. [12:33] Erika     I bet I can get some great photos there! [12:36] Erika     So you go ahead and enjoy     your date with Hiro-chan. [12:40] Erika     Where should I take photos? The giant Buddha? [12:42] Erika     Can't go wrong with the beach, either. [12:44] Erika     What to do... [12:48] Nagi     She's just looking for an excuse to have fun. [13:02] Erika     A field trip... [13:03] Erika     It's been years. [13:18] Erika     I can't sleep! SIGN    Kamakura Station [13:30] Nagi     Okay, I'm going to take attendance. [13:33] Nagi     Segawa-san. [13:34] Hiro     Here. [13:35] Nagi     Amano-san. [13:36] Erika     Here. [13:37] Nagi     Asuma Shion-kun. [13:39] Asuma     'Sup, 'sup, 'sup?! [13:42] Asuma     Hey, besties! 'Sup?! [13:44] Asuma     Heungh. [13:45] Nagi     And I'm the group leader, Umino. SIGN    Field Trip Pamphlet SIGN    Kamakura [13:47] Nagi     All four members confirmed. [13:49] Hiro     I'm so glad you made it, Erika-chan. [13:52] Erika     Yeah. [13:53] Erika     I had to beg my dad. [13:54] Asuma     You're welcome for having me! [13:57] Hiro     Nice to meet you, too. [13:59] Nagi     This guy's gonna be even more     of a pain than I thought. [14:01] Asuma     Zaaaamn, I never thought I'd get     to be in a group with Erika-chan! [14:06] Asuma     Am I tripping? [14:07] Asuma     Right, boo?! [14:09] Nagi     Yeah, nice to meet you. [14:12] Asuma     I'm super happy you're here, too, Segawa-san! [14:14] Nagi     All right, let's get going. [14:16] Asuma     Hold it! [14:18] Asuma     Umino-kun, got a minute? [14:21] Asuma     So, like, anyway... [14:23] Asuma     The first time I saw Erika-chan on     social media, my heart went kaboom! [14:28] Asuma     I smashed that like button     so hard with my e-love. [14:30] Asuma     And now she's attending my school! [14:34] Asuma     I'm dreaming, right?! [14:35] Asuma     No, this is reality. [14:37] Asuma     And she's even hotter in     person than in her photos. [14:40] Asuma     That's so not a thing these days! [14:42] Asuma     You dig, right? [14:43] Nagi     I do not. [14:44] Asuma     You're such a meanie, Nagi-kyun. [14:47] Nagi     "-kyun"?! [14:48] Asuma     Bruh, I DMed her one time, right? [14:50] Asuma     But she swiped left on me,     even though I was killing it, right? [14:54] Asuma     And, like, I was giving her all     the upvotes IRL, too, right? [14:58] Nagi     He needs to stop saying "right." [14:58] Asuma     But she blocked me anyway,     or like, ignored me, I guess, right? [15:01] Asuma     So I'm gonna give it a mega-pint     of get 'em spirit this time. [15:04] Nagi     I'm sure he's a nice enough guy,     but I can't stand his type. [15:08] Asuma     So anyway... [15:10] Asuma     You mind if I go for Erika-chan? [15:14] Nagi     Huh? [15:15] Nagi     Wh-Why are you asking me? [15:18] Asuma     Because you two seem close, you know? [15:20] Nagi     Suit yourself! [15:22] Asuma     Really? [15:23] Asuma     Thankies! [15:24] Asuma     Later! [15:27] Asuma     I'm back! [15:28] Erika     What were you two talking about? [15:30] Asuma     Do you really want to know? [15:33] Nagi     What's up with him? [15:36] Asuma     Sweet, sweet! [15:38] Asuma     Well? [15:39] Asuma     Totally grammable, right? [15:41] Erika     It's okay, I guess. [15:43] Asuma     That's so little praise. [15:45] Erika     Okay, from over there this time, please. [15:47] Asuma     Okie! [15:49] Asuma     E-ri-ka-chan! [15:51] Asuma     Ready? [15:53] Erika     Sorry, I want to get a     few more pictures taken. [15:55] Erika     I'll see you later. [15:56] Hiro     Okay. [15:57] Hiro     Let's go, Umino-kun. [15:59] Nagi     O-Okay. [16:03] Nagi     I see. [16:05] Nagi     Good thinking, using him as a photographer. [16:07] Asuma     Here we go! [16:08] Erika     Get some good pictures. [16:11] Asuma     Nice! [16:16] Asuma     Bam! [16:17] Erika     Nice. [16:18] Erika     It's really vibey. [16:19] Asuma     Right? Right? [16:21] Hiro     May I have a stamp, please? [16:24] Asuma     Nice, nice! Looking good! [16:28] Erika     Oh, man, that's hilarious! [16:30] Asuma     Don't go crazy with the filters! [16:33] Asuma     Ready? [16:37] Asuma     You're like Princess Kaguya. [16:39] Erika     Yup, I'm Princess Kaguya. [16:47] Erika     Whoo! [16:55] Erika     Yeah, that looks good! SIGN    Map of the Grounds [16:57] Asuma     Right? [16:58] Hiro     Umino-kun, stamp orders are over there. [17:01] Hiro     Let's go. [17:02] Nagi     Okay. [17:03] Nagi     Hey, you two, we're moving. [17:07] Erika     Okay. [17:08] Erika     You two go ahead. [17:10] Erika     We're gonna look at the souvenirs here. [17:12] Hiro     We'll be right back. [17:14] Asuma     How about this one? [17:16] Asuma     You'll go viral. [17:17] Erika     What's the point if you can't see my face? [17:21] Hiro     Umino-kun? [17:23] Nagi     We can't do that. [17:27] Nagi     As the group leader, I can't have     the group getting separated. [17:32] Erika     Wait, really? [17:34] Nagi     Come with me, you two. [17:36] Erika     Why is Nagi-kun being so stuck-up? [17:38] Asuma     Bossman's so stiff. [17:49] Erika     All these photos kind of suck. [17:53] Asuma     Your standards are so high. [17:55] Hiro     Are you that worried about those two? [17:59] Hiro     You've been watching them this whole time. [18:07] Nagi     No, I was just keeping an eye     on them, as the group leader. [18:10] Nagi     Those two always go off on their own. [18:13] Hiro     Well, we're making them put up with     our stamp collecting, after all. [18:19] Hiro     Are you not going to eat? [18:21] Nagi     I-I am. [18:26] Nagi     Have I been worried about them? [18:39] Erika     Oh, man, this is gonna be a great photo! [18:42] Asuma     Grammable! [18:45] Nagi     I don't mind the photos, but it's almost     our meet-up time. We should get back. [18:48] Asuma     Erika-chan, I'mma go buy     some grammable ice cream. [18:52] Nagi     Huh?! [18:53] Erika     Thanks! [18:56] Nagi     Huh? [18:57] Nagi     Where's Segawa-san? [18:59] Nagi     She didn't go to get stamps     by herself, did she? [19:02] Erika     Well, what did you expect? [19:04] Erika     That was a bit much, even for a group leader. [19:07] Erika     More like supervision than leadership. [19:09] Erika     You ruined my plan. [19:13] Nagi     That's because you two kept vanishing. [19:16] Erika     That was the plan, wasn't it? [19:21] Erika     I wonder where Hiro-chan went. [19:24] Erika     I wanted to get some pictures with her. [19:27] Erika     I even made sand art. [19:30] Erika     Whatever, I'll just do it with you. [19:31] Nagi     I'll pass. [19:35] Erika     Don't worry. [19:36] Erika     I won't post it by accident this time. [19:38] Nagi     Okay, hand me your phone. [19:43] Nagi     Yeah, it's perfect. [19:45] Nagi     The art's in the shot, too. [19:48] Erika     Hey, it's obviously no good! [19:50] Erika     Why am I by myself when it says "friend"? [19:53] Erika     What happened to my friend?! [19:55] Nagi     I-It expresses the loneliness of     Segawa-san's absence, though. [20:00] Erika     I can't! [20:01] Erika     Give it to me! [20:03] Nagi     Wait! I'll take a proper one this time! [20:11] Nagi     Sorry. [20:15] Erika     Yeah, I knew it. [20:20] Erika     I still think the pictures you     take end up being the best. [20:26] Nagi     I didn't really intend it. My hand slipped. [20:29] Erika     That's good enough. [20:31] Erika     Although I can't post it,     so it's still a dud. [20:34] Erika     Maybe I'll just post that loner pic instead. [20:38] Erika     It might go viral by some miracle. [20:43] Nagi     Come to think of it, didn't you say     there's someone you want to reach? [20:50] Nagi     Is that what you came to do today, too? [20:57] Nagi     Amano-san? [21:11] Erika     Wanna know? [21:16] Erika     Your fate might change if I tell you. E8 - Are you going to marry him? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:35] Erika     Nagi-kun, I'm going home to pick up my stuff. [01:38] Erika     I'll get some shopping done, too. SIGN    Nagi-kun,     I'm going home to pick up my stuff.     I'll get some shopping done, too.      From Erika [01:43] Nagi     Jeez, that spooked me. [01:45] Nagi     I can't believe she said that. [01:51] (Flashback) Erika     Your fate might change if I tell you. [01:56] Nagi     Who is the person Amano-san is trying     to reach through social media? [02:03] Nagi     Do I ask or not? [02:06] Nagi     What should I do? [02:13] Sachi     Here I am. [02:14] Sachi     Is Erika-chan in? SIGN    D     e     a     t     h     l     y [02:17] Sachi     I got the wrong building! [02:20] Sachi     Aw, Erika-chan's still not home? [02:24] Nagi     Probably not. [02:26] Sachi     "Probably" not? [02:29] Sachi     I guess I'll borrow your clothes, then. [02:31] Nagi     Huh? Why? [02:33] Sachi     I came here in the clothes Erika-chan got me, [02:36] Sachi     but what's the point if she's not even here? [02:40] Nagi     Just go home, then. [02:42] Sachi     You got in a fight with     Erika-chan, didn't you? [02:46] Nagi     No, I didn't. [02:48] Sachi     Liar. That's why you're being weird. [02:50] Nagi     Weird how? [02:51] Nagi     What does it even have to do with you? [02:53] Sachi     Plenty! [02:55] Sachi     She's my precious big sister. [02:58] Sachi     You messed things up, didn't you? [03:00] Nagi     Just shut up and go home already. [03:05] Sachi     Hurry up and spill it! [03:07] Nagi     Ow, ow! [03:09] Nagi     Fine! Fine! I'll tell you! [03:12] Sachi     And? [03:15] Nagi     I'm sorry, Sachi-sama! [03:18] Sachi     Say it like you mean it! [03:26] Sachi     So you don't know if you     should ask her or not, huh? [03:30] Sachi     I wouldn't know. [03:32] Nagi     Why were you so interested, then? [03:35] Sachi     How could I have known that I wouldn't know? [03:39] Nagi     I was an idiot for telling Sachi. [03:43] News Reporter     Many in the Shibuya area     have raised similar concerns. [03:44] Sachi     Holy crap, the TV's huge. [03:46] News Reporter     We were able to talk to a few of them... [03:46] Sachi     You can see her pores. [03:49] Nagi     How's the house, anyway? [03:53] Sachi     Apparently, it's getting old or something. [03:56] Sachi     Construction's going to take a while longer. [03:59] Sachi     Our rental right now is really small. [04:01] Sachi     Mom's as rowdy as ever,     and Dad snores so loud. [04:06] Nagi     Yeah? [04:09] Nagi     And what about you? [04:11] Sachi     Huh? [04:12] Nagi     Your studying, I mean. [04:13] Nagi     You'd better not be slacking     just because I'm not there. [04:17] Sachi     I-I'm studying. [04:20] Nagi     You have entry exams next year. [04:23] Sachi     Never mind me, Onii. [04:24] Sachi     It sounds like you've got it rough. [04:26] Sachi     I heard Erika-chan's     attending your school, too. [04:30] Nagi     I guess. [04:31] Nagi     You could say the personal     relationships are kinda complicated. [04:35] Sachi     I bet it's something stupid again. [04:38] Sachi     You really suck at keeping friends, Onii. [04:41] Nagi     I wonder how we're so different,     even though we're siblings. [04:47] Sachi     Actually, we aren't even siblings. [04:53] Nagi     Though, you know, talking to you     reminds me of the vibe at home. [05:01] Nagi     Okay, I've decided. [05:02] Nagi     I'm going to ask her. [05:03] Nagi     No point in sitting here moping! [05:07] Sachi     Yeah. SIGN    Umino Family Wisdom:     buck up and face people head-on. [05:09] Sachi&Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     buck up and face people head-on. [05:13] Nagi     Now that that's settled,     I think I'll make some tonkatsu! [05:16] Sachi     Erika-chan said she can't     keep eating fried food. [05:20] Nagi     Tonkatsu is battle food, isn't it? [05:27] Sachi     It's a battle? SIGN    Flour [05:40] Nagi     Sachi, wanna stay for dinner? [05:42] Nagi     Huh? [05:55] Sachi     I'm home. [05:56] Mom     Welcome home. [05:58] Mom     Did you see Erika-chan? [05:59] Sachi     She wasn't home. [06:00] Mom     Yeah? [06:02] Mom     You can't keep imposing, though. [06:04] Mom     Those two need this time     to get to know each other. SIGN    New Math [06:09] Sachi     I know that. [06:10] Mom     Do you really? [06:12] Mom     Huh? [06:13] Mom     What are you doing? [06:14] Sachi     Leaving home. [06:15] Mom     Sachi! What?! [06:17] Mom     Leaving home why? [06:18] Mom     Where are you going? [06:19] Sachi     Where do you think? [06:23] Sachi     To Onii's and Erika-chan's place, obviously. [06:27] Erika     I'm home. [06:29] Erika     Sheesh, I bought way too much. [06:33] Erika     Hey, Sachi-chan, you're here. [06:35] Erika     Hey. [06:35] Nagi     Sachi left home?! [06:36] Mom     That's right. [06:38] Mom     She started packing as soon as she got home. [06:41] Dad     Sachi! [06:43] Dad     Was it me?! [06:44] Dad     Was it my loud snoring?! [06:47] Nagi     I don't get it. [06:48] Nagi     Why, exactly? [06:49] Mom     I have no idea. [06:51] Dad     Or is it [06:52] Dad     because I spend so long on the john?! [06:55] Mom     Just convince her to come home by tomorrow. [06:58] Nagi     All right. SIGN    New Math 3 SIGN    Japanese SIGN    History Textbook [07:00] Sachi     Let's see... [07:01] Sachi     Toothbrush, toiletries... [07:04] Sachi     Pillow, pajamas, and supplies for studying. [07:06] Sachi     I didn't want my uniform to get     wrinkled, so I wore it here. [07:10] Sachi     Also, my cosmetics and my Sobasshi plush. [07:14] Erika     Wow. You brought a lot. [07:16] Sachi     Yeah. I want to live here. [07:19] Erika     Really? That's great! [07:21] Nagi     You can't do that. [07:22] Nagi     You can stay the night because it's late,     but you're going home tomorrow. [07:26] Sachi     No. [07:28] Nagi     Why? [07:29] Sachi     Why do you get to decide, anyway? [07:31] Sachi     It's not your business. [07:32] Nagi     Yes, it is. [07:34] Nagi     This place was prepared for me and Amano-san. [07:37] Nagi     It's not for you! [07:38] Sachi     Then you don't get to decide, either, do you? [07:42] Nagi     Hey, just get lost already! Go home! [07:44] Sachi     Don't "hey" me! [07:46] Erika     Come on, you two. [07:47] Erika     I'll ask Dad for you. [07:50] Erika     So... y'know... [07:51] Nagi     Amano-san... [07:53] Erika     What? [07:54] Erika     I get to decide, too, don't I? [07:56] Nagi     Y-Yeah, but... [07:58] Sachi     I love you, Erika-chan. [08:02] Erika     I love you, too. [08:04] Erika     There, there. [08:08] Nagi     So why did you leave home, anyway? [08:13] Erika     I know. You're in your rebellious phase, right? [08:17] Sachi     I'm not. [08:18] Erika     She's been in her rebellious     phase since third grade. [08:21] Sachi     I wanted help with schoolwork. [08:25] Sachi     You know how my place is a mess right now? [08:28] Sachi     We're poor enough as it is,     and now we don't have any income. [08:32] Sachi     I want to go to a good school. [08:34] Erika     Y-You're such a good girl, Sachi-chan. [08:38] Sachi     A-Am I? [08:40] Nagi     What's gotten into you? [08:42] Nagi     You never talked like this before. [08:44] Sachi     I'm just saying what you always say. [08:46] Nagi     Well, yeah, but... [08:50] Nagi     Okay, fine. [08:52] Nagi     Go sleep in my room, then, brat. [08:57] Sachi     I don't want to sleep in your room! [09:00] Erika     Right? [09:01] Erika     You want to be in my room, right? [09:04] Nagi     No, no way. [09:05] Nagi     You talk in your sleep too much. [09:07] Nagi     I can't let you cause trouble for Amano-san. [09:10] Sachi     No way, no way, no way! [09:13] Sachi     You grind your teeth so loud,     it's like a bomb going off. [09:16] Nagi     It doesn't sound like a bomb! [09:18] Nagi     What's your problem all of a sudden? [09:19] Nagi     We were sleeping in the same room with     only a curtain between us this whole time! [09:23] Sachi     That's the problem to begin with, obviously! [09:25] Nagi     What does a runaway child     know about what's "obvious"? [09:29] Nagi     Just sleep in my room tonight. [09:32] Nagi     Otherwise you can take the sofa! SIGN    Murgh... [09:37] Erika     Now, now... [09:38] Erika     Anyway, Sachi-chan, have you had dinner yet? [09:41] Sachi     Huh? Not yet. [09:43] Erika     I haven't, either. [09:45] Erika     Nagi-kun, what's for dinner tonight? [09:47] Nagi     Tonkatsu. [09:48] Erika     Again? [09:49] Erika     I can't keep having fried food. [09:51] Nagi     I mean, I guess... [09:53] Sachi     I don't want anything you made. [09:55] Nagi     Why not?! [09:56] Sachi     I've been eating your cooking forever. [10:00] Sachi     I might as well have something fancy     if I'm at a rich person's house, right? [10:03] Nagi     Do you really think you can get     away with being so selfish? [10:06] Nagi     Right, Amano-san? [10:08] Erika     I kinda get it. [10:09] Nagi     Amano-san?! [10:11] Erika     Sachi-chan, wanna come study in my room? [10:14] Sachi     Okay. [10:15] Nagi     Just so you know, I'm the only     person here who can help you study. [10:19] Sachi     I don't care. I'm having Erika-chan help me. [10:22] Nagi     Seriously... [10:23] Erika     I'll take care of this. [10:26] Erika     Miss Erika will get you up to speed. [10:30] Sachi     You're so cute! [10:31] Sachi     And you changed so fast. [10:33] Erika     Don't just stand there. [10:34] Erika     Lunch duty will make us     some fancy night snacks. [10:36] Nagi     Who are you implying is on lunch duty?! [10:38] Erika     Meanwhile, we begin studying! [10:39] Sachi     Yes, ma'am. [10:41] Nagi     Damn it, Sachi... [10:43] Nagi     What's gotten into her? [10:48] (Flashback) Sachi     I mean, she's my actual sister. [10:54] Nagi     Hang on, is Sachi... [10:57] Nagi     trying to make up for the fifteen     years she never got to spend with her? [11:06] Erika     So... [11:08] Erika     Why did you come here, Sachi-chan? [11:13] Erika     Oh, I'm not questioning you or     hoping you'll leave or anything. [11:17] Erika     But it seems like you have a good reason. [11:23] Erika     I won't lie. I ran away from home once, too. [11:26] Sachi     Really? Why? [11:31] Erika     Family's complicated, you know? [11:35] Erika     Especially with my dad     being as pushy as he is. [11:38] Sachi     I see. [11:42] Sachi     That day... [11:44] Sachi     That day, when you first came over... [11:47] Sachi     I was at the back of the restaurant. [11:51] Sachi     I thought it was all over. [11:53] Sachi     Was he going to marry you? [11:56] Sachi     Would he never come back home? [12:03] Sachi     I wanted... [12:09] Sachi     I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan. [12:14] Sachi     I'm sorry. [12:19] Sachi     I think I'll go home. [12:21] Erika     Nah. [12:24] Erika     You're welcome to stay. [12:33] Nagi     Jeez... [12:34] Nagi     So that's what this was all about? [12:38] (Flashback) Sachi     Wait for me! [12:40] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii-chan! [12:42] (Flashback) Sachi     Wait for me! [12:45] (Flashback) Sachi     Why do you keep going so far ahead? [12:48] (Flashback) Sachi     Don't leave me! [12:55] (Flashback) Nagi     Come on. [13:08] Erika     I'm so full. [13:10] Erika     Oh, can I have that? [13:11] Sachi     Sure. [13:12] Nagi     About Sachi... [13:15] Nagi     I'll help her study. [13:17] Nagi     So she can stay here for a while. [13:19] Mom     What?! Are you crazy? [13:21] Mom     Dad's crying! [13:23] Dad     Sachi! Why?! [13:25] Nagi     Well, tell him it's time to stop     clinging to his daughter so much. [13:25] Dad     Sachi! Sachi! [13:32] Sachi     My hand slipped! [13:34] Sachi     How much? How much is this plate worth? [13:44] Nagi     Is this really going to work out? SIGN    Sachi's Room          No Oniis allowed! [14:01] Nagi     My neck... [14:02] Erika     Morning. [14:05] Erika     Something smells nice. [14:07] Sachi     Morning, you two. [14:09] Erika     You're up early on a weekend, Sachi-chan. [14:11] Sachi     Yeah. [14:13] Sachi     It's a habit. [14:14] Sachi     I made breakfast, by the way. [14:17] Erika     You eat this much in the morning?! [14:19] Sachi     We do in the Umino household. [14:21] Erika     Seriously? [14:23] Sachi     It's the least I could do,     since I'm staying here. [14:27] Erika     Yay! [14:28] Erika     I was thinking I should bring my     helper in, so this is perfect. [14:32] Nagi     I thought you were going to be independent. [14:37] Erika     Oh, man, I'm so excited for     my sister's home cooking. [14:40] Erika     I need to watch my weight,     though, or this'll kill me. [14:42] Nagi     I totally lost my chance to ask about     the school trip conversation, though. [14:48] Nagi     Amano-san's being her usual self,     like nothing ever happened. [14:53] Erika     I know. [14:54] Erika     Let's all go shopping together. [14:56] Erika     Now that Sachi-chan's going to live with us, [14:58] Erika     we're going to need more daily necessities. [15:00] Erika     Rice bowls and chopsticks and all that. [15:02] Erika     It feels wrong to make her use guest stuff. [15:04] Sachi     Really? [15:05] Nagi     No way. [15:06] Nagi     It's our day off. Why wouldn't     we use the time to study? [15:10] Sachi     I'll start studying tomorrow. [15:14] Nagi     You two go, then. [15:15] Nagi     I want to study to place first     again on the next exam. [15:19] Erika     Okay. [15:20] Erika     You can keep sleeping on the sofa, then. [15:22] Sachi     That's true. There aren't enough blankets. [15:27] Nagi     Well... [15:35] Sachi     Here we go. [15:36] Erika     Okay. [15:39] Erika     Nice! [15:41] Erika     Let's take one together. [15:43] Guy A E8     Did you see them? [15:44] Guy A E8     I bet they're celebrities. [15:46] Guy B E8     They were both super cute. [15:48] Guy A E8     I know! [15:50] Erika     Hey, Sachi-chan, how many times     have you been hit on so far? [15:55] Sachi     Um... [15:56] Sachi     Since I got into middle school? Uh... [16:00] Sachi     I've lost count. [16:01] Nagi     What?! [16:02] Erika     Oh, you. [16:03] Sachi     It sucks having to turn them down, right? [16:05] Erika     I feel you. [16:07] Nagi     Come to think of it, in middle school... [16:10] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate A     Your sister's pretty cute, huh, Umino-kun? [16:14] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate B     You don't look alike, either. [16:15] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate C     Can I come over sometime? [16:17] (Flashback) Nagi     Why? [16:18] (Flashback) Middle School Classmate B     Introduce me to your mom. [16:19] (Flashback) Nagi     Why? [16:22] Nagi     So that's why the jocks     were always talking to me. [16:27] Nagi     Wait... They weren't the only ones, though. [16:29] Nagi     So the old guys who come     to the shop all the time... [16:32] (Flashback) Customer A E2     You should marry my son. [16:34] (Flashback) Sachi     Whatever. [16:35] (Flashback) Sachi     You guys are too drunk. [16:38] Nagi     S-Seriously? Damn it, Sachi... [16:41] Sachi     When Onii-chan's making that face,     it's because he's fantasizing. [16:44] Erika     So that's what that face is. [16:47] Erika     So creepy. [16:52] Erika     I think that should do it. [16:54] Nagi     W-We're actually buying this? [16:57] Erika     Okay, Nagi-kun, could you pay for that? [16:59] Nagi     Huh?! What about the bowls and blankets?! [17:02] Erika     They didn't have bowls here,     so I bought one online. [17:05] Erika     And Sachi-chan can sleep next to me. Right? [17:08] Sachi     P-Please and thank you. [17:10] Nagi     This is all kinds of confusing. [17:12] Store Clerk A E8     That'll be 3,578 yen. [17:15] Nagi     Three— [17:18] Nagi     I'm wasting my precious weekend     and money on this junk! [17:23] Store Clerk A E8     Thank you very much. [17:26] Nagi     And why is it so huge? [17:29] Nagi     And they're gone! [17:31] Pedestrian A E8     Hey, this looks bad. [17:34] Pedestrian B E8     Poor things... [17:35] Pedestrian C E8     I heard it's two girls. [17:37] Pedestrian D E8     Maybe we should call the cops. [17:42] Nagi     No... [17:43] Nagi     Sorry, please... [17:46] Nagi     Let me through! [17:48] Nagi     It's because I wasn't keeping an eye on them. [17:51] Nagi     Let me through! [17:52] Nagi     They're my fiancée and sister! [17:57] Erika     Nagi-kun? [17:58] Sachi     Onii? [17:59] Nagi     Huh?! [18:01] Nagi     Why are you two having a chill café break?! [18:04] Nagi     I thought you got caught in an incident! [18:06] Erika     I guess you could call it an incident. [18:09] Sachi     A crowd just formed. [18:11] Pedestrian E E8     Look! That's definitely Amano Erika! [18:13] Pedestrian H E8     Is it okay to take a picture? [18:14] Pedestrian F E8     How cute! [18:14] Pedestrian G E8     Her friend's cute, too. [18:15] Pedestrian E E8     What's his problem? [18:17] Pedestrian G E8     What a loser. [18:21] Erika     I'm glad you're here, though. [18:25] Erika     Let's go home, Nagi-kun. [18:28] Sachi     Come on, Onii. Hurry up. [18:34] Mob A E8     Huh?! He's with them?! [18:36] Mob B E8     Did he just say "fiancée"? [18:37] Mob C E8     Seriously? [18:40] Nagi     Hang on a second... [18:40] Erika     Let's go. [18:41] Sachi     Come on, Onii. [18:42] Nagi     Am I actually living with two sisters     who are kind of a big deal?! [18:50] Erika     Done! [18:52] Nagi     Huh... [18:55] Nagi     All that stuff was for     a hand-made photo board? [18:58] Erika     Yeah. [18:59] Erika     Now that Sachi-chan's here, we have to     be positive about us living together. [19:04] Erika     A little to the right, Sachi-chan. [19:06] Sachi     Here? [19:07] Erika     Perfect. [19:08] Erika     Here we go. [19:09] Erika     Come on, Nagi-kun, hurry up. [19:12] Nagi     Huh? [19:13] Erika     It's taking the picture. SIGN    Sachi-chan     joined us! [19:20] Erika     You're so blurry, Nagi-kun. [19:22] Sachi     Onii's always had lousy timing. [19:25] Sachi     He always has his eyes closed     when we take family photos. [19:29] Erika     That sounds like him! [19:30] Nagi     Sachi and Amano-san have     been joined at the hip all day. [19:33] Nagi     I never got a chance to talk. [19:36] Nagi     Is Amano-san going to pretend     all that never happened? [19:43] Nagi     I... SIGN    Erika's and Sachi's Room [19:48] Sachi     No, Erika-chan... [19:51] Sachi     Sobasshi isn't edible, even if you're rich. [20:03] Erika     The bath's all yours, Nagi-kun. [20:09] Erika     What? [20:10] Nagi     Um, about the field trip... [20:14] Erika     Yeah? [20:15] Nagi     Ever since I met you and Segawa-san,     and especially since Sachi moved in... [20:21] Nagi     I realized... [20:29] Nagi     Everyone's got their problems,     even if they don't tell people. [20:34] Nagi     I don't want to pry just     to satisfy my curiosity, [20:38] Nagi     and carry on without even     being prepared to accept it. [20:41] Nagi     But I don't think it's right to     pretend we forgot about it all, either. [20:48] Nagi     So I want you to wait until I'm prepared. [20:54] Nagi     In other words... [20:56] Nagi     I'm not ready yet. [21:03] Nagi     H-How could you laugh?! [21:05] Erika     I mean, you say that now? [21:08] Erika     The timing's a bit weird, don't you think? [21:09] Nagi     Well, with Sachi leaving home     and us going shopping and stuff, [21:13] Nagi     I didn't have a chance to bring it up. [21:17] Erika     Is it that funny to you?! [21:19] Nagi     Sorry. [21:21] Nagi     That's so like you, though. SIGN    Sachi-chan     joined us! [21:29] Erika     Let me know when you're ready. E9 - The Kuroshio currents beckon to me. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Sachi     Onii, you can use the bath now. [00:12] Sachi     Hey. SIGN    Segawa Hiro          Are you interested in     so-called "dates"? SIGN    Segawa Hiro          Are you interested in     so-called "dates"? [00:32] Sachi     Dates? [02:08] Erika     Nagi-kun... [02:10] Erika     What's wrong? [02:14] Nagi     What's the matter? [02:19] Erika     You're up awfully early for a     post-field trip make-up weekend. [02:23] Nagi     Yeah, well, you know... [02:24] Erika     Sachi-chan's at school, huh? [02:29] Erika     Time for a morning nap. [02:31] Nagi     You aren't going to ask why?! [02:34] Nagi     That's right. [02:35] Nagi     Today's the day... SIGN    See you at the station     at 9! [02:38] Nagi     I have a date with Segawa-san! [02:43] Nagi     So I was all pumped up... [02:46] Nagi     But I know where this is going. [02:48] Nagi     We're collecting stamps again, aren't we? [02:51] Nagi     I wish she'd understand already... [02:53] Nagi     Collecting stamps isn't all     there is to do in this world. [02:56] Hiro     Umino-kun! [02:58] Hiro     Morning! [03:05] Hiro     You're here early. [03:07] Nagi     Morning. [03:10] Nagi     Perfection! [03:13] Hiro     Oh, my outfit? [03:15] Hiro     I wore stuff I can move around in comfortably. [03:18] Hiro     Does it not work on me? [03:19] Nagi     No, I just... [03:21] Nagi     I think you look great! [03:23] Nagi     I can't look straight at her. [03:26] Hiro     Let's go. [03:27] Nagi     R-Right. [03:30] Hiro     I like your outfit, too. [03:32] Hiro     It's weird. [03:38] Nagi     Here?! [03:39] Hiro     Yeah. [03:40] Hiro     I come here often. [03:43] Nagi     It's an amusement park... [03:45] Nagi     Is this actually a proper date?! [03:49] Hiro     Hello. Could I get two tickets     with the couples' discount? [03:52] Nagi     Couples'?! [03:54] Hiro     This place gives you a discount     if you come as a pair. [03:59] Nagi     I-I see. [04:01] Nagi     C-Calm down. [04:02] Nagi     I need to stop overreacting. [04:05] Hiro     Yay, Umino-kun. We saved 600 yen. [04:08] Nagi     Yay... [04:09] Hiro     It's reassuring how     down-to-earth Segawa-san is. [04:14] Nagi     Do you usually come here with friends? [04:17] Hiro     Nah, I come alone. [04:19] Hiro     You've seen how I tend to     boss people around, right? [04:23] Nagi     So why'd you invite me today, then? [04:25] Hiro     Partly so I could get the     discount, of course, [04:31] Hiro     but also because you seem like     someone who could keep up with me. [04:39] Hiro     All right, here we go! [04:41] Nagi     Right! [04:42] Nagi     I'll follow you forever, Segawa-san! [05:15] Hiro     Let's see... [05:17] Hiro     What should we ride nex— [05:23] Hiro     Sorry about that. [05:25] Hiro     I tend to get carried away when     there's something I want to do. [05:28] Hiro     I didn't even notice you didn't     like going on scary rides. [05:33] Nagi     I don't, but I never said I can't. [05:38] Hiro     I was going to apologize about the trip, too. [05:42] Hiro     Off we go! [05:43] Hiro     Like how I took off on my own when we     were supposed to stick with our group. [05:47] Hiro     I should be careful from now on. [05:49] Nagi     Should you, though? [05:52] Nagi     I think you're fine as you are. [05:54] Nagi     I know you get along with everyone, [05:57] Nagi     but I think it's cool how you're     always true to yourself. [06:02] Hiro     I-Is it? [06:04] Nagi     Yeah. [06:08] Hiro     Okay, then, Umino-kun... SIGN    Next-Gen Maze [06:11] Hiro     I challenge you to that! [06:13] Nagi     What does that have to do with it?! [06:15] Hiro     Well, I'll go this way. [06:17] Nagi     I guess I'm going this way. [06:19] Nagi     Ready, and... [06:26] Nagi     What is this?! [06:28] Nagi     Mazes these days sure are amazing. [06:33] Nagi     Huh? [06:34] Nagi     It's fake?! [06:37] Nagi     I embarrassed myself in the     thrill ride tolerance race. [06:41] Nagi     I need to stick it to Segawa-san this time. [06:44] Nagi     I'm going to be the one to escape first! [06:49] Nagi     Now it's a ton of mes! [06:53] Nagi     Wow. [06:54] Nagi     How did they even do this? [06:57] Nagi     Crap, I need to focus on getting out. [07:00] Nagi     Where's the exit? [07:03] Hiro     Umino-kun. [07:14] Nagi     S-Sorry! That wasn't on purpose! [07:16] Nagi     I mean... That was an accident. [07:19] Nagi     We have to do these things in     the right order, right? Like... [07:21] Nagi     I was actually hoping to do that after     I won against you ten times on exams. [07:25] Nagi     Wait, what am I even saying?! [07:27] Nagi     What I mean to say is... [07:29] Nagi     I apologize! [07:32] Hiro     That's a fake. [07:36] Hiro     You're kind of cute when you're flustered. SIGN    grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge [07:55] Erika     Aw, man! [07:56] Erika     I bought too many summer clothes again. [07:59] Erika     Look at this. [08:02] Sachi     Hey, Erika-chan... [08:06] Sachi     Do you know where Onii is right now? [08:08] Erika     Nagi-kun? [08:10] Erika     Come to think of it, he went out     dressed all weird this morning. [08:13] Sachi     He's on a date. [08:15] Erika     Oh, with Hiro-chan, right? [08:17] Sachi     Huh?! [08:19] Sachi     Onii went on a date with another woman! [08:22] Sachi     Even though he's engaged to you! [08:25] Sachi     You're okay with this?! [08:26] Erika     I mean, I don't plan to actually marry him. [08:33] Erika     Besides, Nagi-kun seems to like Hiro-chan. [08:35] Erika     And that's helping him study hard, too. [08:37] Sachi     Still, he's engaged. It's indecent. [08:40] Erika     Indecent?! [08:42] Sachi     Yeah, indecent. [08:44] Sachi     Also... [08:48] Erika     You're upset because it's like     she took your brother from you. [08:51] Sachi     Damn it, this is pissing me off! [08:54] Sachi     It's pissing me off and ticking me off! [08:56] Erika     It looks more like you're teed off to me. [09:02] Sachi     I'm leaving! [09:03] Erika     Leaving where? [09:11] Hiro     Let's go again! [09:18] Hiro     Let's go again! [09:25] Hiro     Let's go again! SIGN    Meguro Batting Center [09:31] Nagi     What is this place?! [09:33] Sachi     The batting center. [09:35] Sachi     I come here when I get in     fights at home and stuff. [09:38] Erika     Wow! [09:40] Erika     I never knew we had something     like this in our neighborhood. [09:43] Sachi     You sure are one of the rich kids if     you've never heard of a batting center. [09:48] Sachi     Don't come in. It's dangerous. [09:56] Sachi     Onii... [09:58] Sachi     You dumbass! [10:01] Sachi     You suck! [10:02] Sachi     Pervert! [10:04] Sachi     Enemy of humanity! [10:06] Sachi     I'm going to make you pay! [10:16] Erika     I have arrived. [10:18] Erika     I'm here to win the game for us. [10:21] Sachi     Erika-chan?! [10:23] Sachi     You look cute, but what is that? [10:25] Sachi     Are you cosplaying as a pro baseball player? [10:28] Erika     Nope. [10:29] Erika     I'm a major leaguer. [10:31] Sachi     So that's where you're going with this. [10:32] Erika     Batter up! [10:35] Sachi     You should start with slower     pitches if this is your first time. [10:38] Erika     I got this. [10:40] Erika     Hey! Come on! [10:48] Erika     We got wrecked. [10:50] Sachi     Why are you here? [10:51] ---     Bath House [10:55] Erika     So this is a bath house! [10:57] Erika     I've never been to one before! [10:59] Sachi     I wash off the sweat from     the batting center here. [11:03] Sachi     That usually clears my mind. [11:06] Sachi     You have to get in the lukewarm     water first so your body can adjust. SIGN    Hot Tub SIGN    Currently SIGN    degrees [11:10] Sachi     Uh... SIGN    Caution [11:12] Sachi     Erika-chan?! [11:14] Erika     What the hell?! This is way too hot! [11:16] Erika     This bath house is messed up! SIGN    Cold water SIGN    degrees [11:25] Sachi     Quiet in the bath house! [11:32] Erika     I'm in heaven. [11:35] Erika     This'll definitely make you     forget all about Nagi-kun. [11:38] Sachi     Oh, right. [11:40] Sachi     I came here to cool my head, but you're     so funny that I forgot all about that. [11:45] Erika     What's that supposed to mean?! [11:50] Erika     I had no idea, though. [11:53] Erika     You have a whole world of your own, huh? [11:57] Sachi     It's just a commoner's way of de-stressing. [12:01] Erika     You know, I was thinking... [12:04] Erika     It might be a miracle that     I'm here with you right now. [12:10] Sachi     A miracle? [12:11] Erika     Well, if I hadn't found out that     Nagi-kun and I were swapped at birth, [12:16] Erika     we wouldn't have found     out that we're sisters. [12:20] Erika     We lived our lives all that time     not even knowing that we're family. [12:27] Sachi     Yeah, you're right. [12:31] Sachi     Then again, the family we have right     now might suddenly be gone one day. [12:37] Erika     That's true. [12:39] Erika     So I want you to value the     time we have together. [12:43] ---     Gerorin [12:44] Sachi     Okay. I've made up my mind. [12:52] Hiro     All right, Umino-kun. [12:54] Hiro     See you at school. [12:57] Nagi     Yeah. [13:05] (Flashback) Hiro     You're cute, Umino-kun. [13:09] Nagi     Cute? [13:11] Nagi     Why not "hot"?! [13:13] Nagi     She doesn't see me as a guy, does she?! [13:16] Nagi     I know I was pathetic, but come on! [13:19] Nagi     Today's date was a total loss. [13:24] ---     grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge grudge          murder murder murder murder murder murder murder          curse curse curse curse curse curse curse curse curse [13:26] Nagi     What the hell?! [13:30] Nagi     I'm home. [13:32] Sachi     Welcome home. [13:33] Nagi     Th-Thanks. [13:38] Nagi     What? [13:42] Nagi     Um... [13:45] Nagi     What is this chunk of meat,     chock full of anger and hatred? [13:50] Sachi     It's a Hamburg steak. Eat it. [13:53] Nagi     Is it poisoned or something? [13:54] Sachi     Just eat it. [13:56] Sachi     You're hungry, aren't you? [13:58] Nagi     No, I... [13:59] Sachi     Just eat! [14:07] Nagi     It tastes good, but... [14:10] Sachi     Say, Onii... [14:12] Sachi     You had a date today, didn't you? [14:15] Nagi     How did you know?! [14:16] Sachi     How'd it go? [14:17] Nagi     Wh-Why do you care? [14:20] Sachi     Looks like it was a disaster. [14:24] Nagi     As if you'd know! [14:26] Sachi     Well, you're being shifty-eyed. [14:27] Nagi     I am not! [14:29] Sachi     Your outfit's a disaster     right from the start. [14:32] Nagi     So it is weird?! [14:33] Sachi     Really weird. [14:34] Nagi     How?! [14:35] Nagi     Tell me specifically! SIGN    Mom,     Want to go to the bath house     together sometime? [14:37] Sachi     It's obviously weird! [14:39] Nagi     But how?! [14:58] Nagi     Who the heck is it? [15:00] Nagi     It's three in the morning. [15:02] Sachi     I'm scared. [15:03] Erika     You answer it, Nagi-kun. [15:15] Yohei     'Sup? [15:16] Yohei     Morning. [15:17] Sachi     Dad?! [15:18] Nagi     Why? [15:20] Yohei     Y'all... [15:22] Yohei     We're going fishing! [15:25] Sachi     Fishing?! [15:26] Yohei     All right, let's see who     can land the biggest catch! [15:32] Erika     Bring it on! [15:33] Sachi     Erika-chan, I'm pretty sure that's     an industrial fisherman's outfit. [15:36] Erika     I've never gone fishing before. [15:39] Erika     Do you do this often? [15:40] Sachi     No, this is my first time, too. [15:44] Sachi     Dad goes fishing a lot because it's his     hobby, but he only brings Onii along. [15:49] Yohei     I can't wait! [15:50] Sachi     I'm not interested in fishing, after all. [15:52] Erika     Really? [15:54] Erika     So where's Nagi-kun? [15:57] Sachi     Huh? [16:00] Sachi     Found him. [16:05] Erika     Really? You're seasick?! [16:07] Nagi     Don't mind me. [16:09] Nagi     This is what always happens. [16:11] Erika     This always happens? [16:12] Sachi     I can't believe you'd go     fishing when you get seasick. [16:15] Sachi     Although I blame Dad for inviting you, too. [16:17] Nagi     No kidding. [16:19] Nagi     I wish he wouldn't drag me into this. [16:21] Yohei     But it's no fun fishing by myself. [16:24] Nagi     So why did you bring Sachi     and Amano-san along, then? [16:27] Yohei     Because Sachi left home! [16:30] Nagi     So you're just lonely. [16:33] Yohei     Besides, as Erika-chan's father, I wanted     to get to know her better, y'know? [16:42] Yohei     He's not listening. [16:45] Erika     Wait, Dad Yohei! I got a huge one! [16:48] Erika     Take a picture! [16:50] Yohei     Good going, Erika! [16:52] Yohei     That's my daughter! [16:55] Yohei     You're just like Namie-chan     when she was younger. [16:58] Erika     Really? That's awesome! [17:01] Nagi     They're already hitting it off. [17:03] Sachi     I gotta keep up. [17:05] Nagi     I'll pass. [17:07] Yohei     Are you sure, Nagi? [17:10] Yohei     How about the winner gets 1,000 yen today?! [17:14] Sachi     I so want that! [17:16] Nagi     You sure you aren't missing a zero? [17:19] Nagi     Also, why do you even need     that money, Amano-san? [17:21] Erika     What? [17:22] Erika     But 1,000 yen notes are so rare. [17:23] Nagi     Beware loaded girls. [17:25] Sachi     If I had 1,000 yen, I could buy a     Sobasshi ticket and... how many ice creams? [17:29] Sachi     One, two... [17:30] Nagi     Whatever, suit yourselves. [17:32] Nagi     I'm not feeling well today. Goodnight. [17:35] Yohei     What's the matter, Nagi? [17:37] Yohei     Don't you want the 1,000 yen? [17:39] Nagi     Well, yeah, I do, but... [17:41] Nagi     I'm not used to living at my new place. [17:44] Nagi     And I'm especially exhausted     since Sachi tumbled in. [17:46] Nagi     Then there's the studying...     It's all left me sleep-deprived. [17:52] Yohei     You're still as hopeless as you've ever been. [17:55] Nagi     "Still"? [17:57] Nagi     Then couldn't you have had some sympathy for     the guy getting dragged onto a fishing boat? [18:05] Sachi     Dad, I got one, too! [18:07] Yohei     That's a sea bass. [18:09] Erika     That's amazing, Sachi-chan! [18:13] Nagi     Now that I think about it,     the first time I went fishing... [18:17] (Flashback) Yohei     What's wrong, Nagi? Seasick? [18:20] (Flashback) Yohei     Sheesh, I wonder who you got it from. [18:24] (Flashback) Yohei     Here, try using this as bait.     You'll feel better. [18:30] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm never going fishing again. [18:32] (Flashback) Yohei     That's not an option. [18:33] (Flashback) Yohei     Not until you catch something     bigger than I do. [18:37] (Flashback) Yohei     Nagi, we're going fishing! [18:39] (Flashback) Yohei     Nagi! Get ready! [18:50] Nagi     The Kuroshio currents beckon to me. [18:55] Erika     Nagi-kun's had an awakening! [19:01] Nagi     I'm never going fishing again. [19:03] Nagi     I'm ending this today! [19:12] Erika     Aw, that's so cute. [19:14] Erika     That's a ricefish, right? [19:15] Sachi     There are no ricefish in seawater. [19:18] Yohei     That's a mini mackerel. [19:19] Nagi     Mini?! [19:21] Yohei     Release. [19:23] Yohei     And so, the winner today is... [19:26] Yohei     Me! [19:28] Erika     This sucks! [19:29] Sachi     You're playing against beginners! [19:31] Yohei     Good thing, too,     because I'm jobless right now. [19:35] Yohei     Although you scared me with how     well you were doing, Erika-chan. [19:38] Erika     I was so close! [19:43] (Flashback) Nagi     I didn't get a big one today, either. [19:45] (Flashback) Nagi     I hate fishing. [19:47] (Flashback) Yohei     Don't say that. [19:50] (Flashback) Yohei     Wasn't it a nice change of pace? [20:00] Sachi     Look, look. [20:01] Sachi     I caught Onii. [20:03] Sachi     Seven of him. Seven! [20:05] Sachi     I have to share some with Erika-chan. [20:12] Yohei     You've changed in the short     time you've been gone. [20:16] Yohei     You've grown, haven't you? [20:18] Nagi     Of course not. [20:19] Nagi     It's only been a month. [20:21] Yohei     Yeah? [20:25] Nagi     I don't hate my life right now, you know. [20:31] Yohei     Glad to hear it. [20:34] (Flashback) Nagi     Why do you always force me to come fishing     whenever I have something on my mind?! [20:39] (Flashback) Yohei     Don't you forget about your     problems while you're fishing? [20:49] Yohei     Let's do this again, Nagi. [20:52] Nagi     Yeah. [21:03] Namie     I'm sorry Yohei-kun caused     you so much trouble. [21:07] Erika     No, it was really fun. [21:10] Erika     Although it surprised me when he     showed up in the middle of the night. [21:12] Namie     Exactly. [21:14] Namie     He snuck out while I was asleep. [21:16] Erika     It was exciting, though. [21:23] Sachi     Dad, what are you doing?! [21:26] Erika     It got me thinking about how     I might have turned out [21:28] Erika     if I'd grown up with this family. E10 - Don't treat me like your kid sister. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:36] Sachi     Oh, are you going out, Erika-chan? [01:39] Erika     Yeah. [01:40] Erika     It's Mother's Day. [01:41] Erika     I'm going to go eat with Mom. [01:44] Erika     See you later. [01:46] Sachi     Bye. [01:51] Nagi     Mother's Day? [01:53] Sachi     Yeah. [01:54] Sachi     I wanna get Mom a gift. [01:57] Sachi     Come shopping with me. [02:01] Nagi     I'm not letting you trick me! [02:04] Nagi     I bet you've set up a trap     at the door or something. [02:11] Sachi     You actually remember what     happened in elementary school? [02:15] Sachi     That's not it. [02:16] Nagi     Why the sudden change of heart, then? [02:18] Nagi     Have you ever done anything     like this for Mom? [02:21] Sachi     Well, I mean, y'know... [02:24] Sachi     I caused her trouble,     running away from home and all. [02:27] Sachi     It's the least I can do. [02:31] Nagi     You're old enough to appreciate     your parents now, huh? [02:36] Sachi     So annoying. [02:37] Sachi     Who do you think you are? [02:39] Nagi     Your great big brother is     giving you valuable advi— [02:44] Nagi     Okay, fine, I get it! [02:45] Nagi     I said too much! [02:47] Sachi     I didn't hear you. [02:48] Nagi     I'm sorry, Sachi-sama! [02:51] Sachi     Come with me, then? [02:53] Nagi     Yes, ma'am. [03:06] Sachi     This way, Onii. [03:08] Nagi     Chill out a little. [03:13] Sachi     It's got four floors. [03:15] Sachi     It's so big. [03:16] Sachi     Oh, look at those cute clothes! [03:21] Nagi     Come to think of it, when's the     last time I went out with Sachi? [03:26] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii-chan, let's go to the park. [03:28] (Flashback) Nagi     No. [03:29] (Flashback) Sachi     There's a new ice cream     shop near the station. [03:32] (Flashback) Nagi     Go by yourself. [03:34] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii, I'm going to the batting center. [03:35] (Flashback) Nagi     Go ahead. [03:37] Nagi     Wait... [03:38] Nagi     Is this actually the first time? [03:41] Nagi     Hey, Sachi... [03:43] Nagi     Sachi? [03:44] Mall Guy A     Hey, are you here by yourself? [03:46] Mall Guy A     Where're you from? [03:48] Mall Guy A     You're so cute. [03:49] Sachi     Er, um... [03:50] Nagi     What is she doing? [03:52] Nagi     Hey, Sachi! [03:55] Nagi     Let's go. [03:59] Mall Guy A     Aw, man, she has a boyfriend? [04:01] Mall Guy A     Damn. [04:06] Sachi     They said "boyfriend." [04:07] Nagi     Don't go wandering around. [04:09] Nagi     You'll get lost. [04:11] Sachi     You're going to get lost,     with you spacing out all the time. SIGN    Show your mother some gratitude SIGN    Mother's Day     Event [04:16] Sachi     Look, it's a special Mother's Day pop-up. [04:18] Sachi     Let's check it out. [04:19] Nagi     Okay. [04:23] Nagi     Seriously, though... [04:25] Mall Guy B     That girl's so cute. [04:27] Mall Guy C     Is that her boyfriend? [04:28] Mall Lady A     They must be siblings. [04:30] Mall Guy D     I dunno... [04:32] Nagi     Because we don't look alike, right? [04:35] Nagi     Well, yeah. [04:36] Nagi     We aren't blood relatives. [04:40] Sachi     I hope Mom appreciates it, huh? [04:42] Nagi     Yeah. SIGN    Mother's Day Event SIGN    Designer T-shirts     Same Day Print [04:51] Nagi     So what are you going to get Mom? [04:54] Sachi     I haven't decided. [04:55] Nagi     You left home without a plan? [04:57] Sachi     I-I was going to decide with you. [05:05] Sachi     She's your mom, too, right? [05:07] Nagi     Well, yeah. [05:10] Sachi     I know! [05:11] Sachi     The best gift for Mother's Day is those, right? [05:13] Nagi     "Those"? [05:15] Sachi     Carnations. [05:19] (Flashback) Namie     Crap, I forgot to water it! [05:23] Nagi     She won't know what to do with it. [05:25] Namie     She's not really the flower     type to begin with. [05:29] Sachi     How about... [05:31] Sachi     Sweets! [05:33] (Flashback) Namie     I don't have time to sit down and eat. [05:35] (Flashback) Namie     Besides, I hate sweet stuff. [05:38] Nagi     Why would we get her something she hates? [05:40] Sachi     In that case... [05:42] Sachi     Fancy clothes. [05:43] (Flashback) Namie     It's bargain day today! [05:45] (Flashback) Namie     Time to hit up another shop! [05:47] Nagi     It's important to choose clothes     that are appropriate for the wearer. [05:51] Sachi     Yeah... [05:52] Sachi     Iunno. [05:58] Nagi     We've looked at just about everything. [06:00] Sachi     I still have no idea what to get her. [06:04] Sachi     Mom's so wed to her work. [06:08] Sachi     I don't know if there's anything     she'd appreciate getting. [06:10] Nagi     Yeah... [06:12] Nagi     I've never heard her mention anything. [06:14] Sachi     Actually, one time, [06:16] Sachi     she was super happy when the ice pop     I was eating had a winning stick. [06:19] (Flashback) Namie     Yes! [06:21] Nagi     I remember that. [06:23] Sachi     Also, I think it was the time I     got first place in the marathon... [06:26] Nagi     Right, you did. [06:30] (Flashback) Namie     That's my girl! SIGN    Umino [06:32] (Flashback) Yohei     You're amazing, Sachi! [06:35] Nagi     Although the time I had the highest test     score in my grade, they were creeped out. [06:40] (Flashback) Yohei     C-Cool... [06:42] (Flashback) Yohei     That's, uh, something. [06:43] (Flashback) Namie     It's so cool that, like... Yeah. [06:49] Sachi     I can't think of anything in particular. [06:52] Nagi     I've never even seen Mom     happy about receiving something. [06:58] Sachi     Aside from that... [07:00] Sachi     There was that drawing you made     that she hung up like a treasure. [07:07] Nagi     That was your drawing. [07:09] Sachi     What? No way. [07:11] Sachi     That was definitely yours. [07:12] Nagi     Which drawing? [07:14] Sachi     The one of Mom looking angry. [07:17] Nagi     No, that was yours. [07:19] Nagi     The one with the unrecognizably     weird smile, right? [07:25] Nagi     Wait... [07:26] Nagi     Did she have two on the wall? [07:28] Sachi     She did! Remember? SIGN    Mom SIGN    Thank     you SIGN    Nagi SIGN    Mom SIGN    Thank you SIGN    Sachi age 6 [07:31] Sachi     The ones with the aprons! [07:34] (Flashback) Namie     That gets me pumped up for work! [07:37] Sachi     Aprons... [07:39] Sachi     That's it! [07:40] Sachi     I saw one at a shop earlier. [07:42] Nagi     Good job, Sachi. [07:43] Nagi     You're so observant. [07:47] Nagi     That's my sister. [07:54] Nagi     Let's go. [07:58] Sachi     What the hell? [08:02] Sachi     You piss me off so much. [08:07] Sachi     Don't treat me like your kid sister. [08:11] Nagi     Did you say something? [08:13] Sachi     Nothing. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [08:18] Sachi     Hurry up. [08:20] Nagi     Wait, something's stuck. [08:22] Yohei     Is someone there? [08:23] Sachi     Shoot, run! [08:25] Nagi     Hey! SIGN    Mom      Thank you for everything you do     From Sachi           Likewise.      Please take care of your health.      Nagi [08:34] Yohei     Damn, I heard some noise outside,     so I thought, "Burglars!" [08:38] Yohei     But then I found this in the mail slot. [08:41] Yohei     A Mother's Day present! [08:43] Yohei     Those kids have really grown up. [08:46] Namie     Why are you the one crying, Yohei-kun? [08:49] Yohei     Because they got me one, too! [08:53] Namie     Damn it, going and wasting money... SIGN    Umino-tei [09:02] Namie     All right, let's get this reno'd shop opened! [09:06] Yohei     My, how it suits you! [09:19] Ritsuko     I see. [09:20] Ritsuko     I'm glad I got to hear how you're doing. [09:23] Erika     Good. [09:25] Ritsuko     What are the other siblings like together? [09:31] Erika     Well... [09:34] Nagi     Hey, wait for me! [09:37] Erika     Those two are so cute together, it might     be better if he marries her instead. [09:47] Soichiro     I see. [09:48] Soichiro     Sounds like she's made it a     good Mother's Day for you. [09:51] Ritsuko     She did. [09:53] Ritsuko     I never would have thought she'd     invite me to a bath house. [09:58] Soichiro     A bath house, huh? [09:59] Soichiro     Nagi-kun's side must be rubbing off on her. [10:02] Ritsuko     I think so. [10:03] Ritsuko     She seems to be enjoying     her life over there, too. [10:06] Ritsuko     She must be envious of     Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan. [10:11] Soichiro     Thanks for telling me how Erika's doing. [10:15] Soichiro     Yeah. Bye. [10:25] Soichiro     That makes me want to see her again. [10:56] Erika     Whoa, what is this?! [10:57] Erika     It actually worked! [10:59] Erika     All I did was pour hot water     on it like Sachi-chan told me. [11:03] Erika     Holy... [11:04] Erika     Whoever invented this is a genius! [11:06] Erika     Time to eat! SIGN    Dad     New Message [11:20] Erika     Nagi-kun! [11:21] Erika     We're going! [11:22] Nagi     Going? Where? [11:24] Erika     It's urgent! [11:25] Erika     Hurry! [11:26] Nagi     Wait! I have to study! [11:36] Nagi     What's so urgent? [11:37] Erika     Just come with me. [11:45] Nagi     Hey... [11:46] Nagi     Could you at least tell me where we're going? [11:49] Nagi     I have to study. [11:52] Erika     Okay... [11:54] Erika     Let's do this one. [11:55] Erika     Seems like something you'd like, too. [11:57] Nagi     "Okay" what? SIGN    Second Year SIGN    Mastery SIGN    Guide to Second Year SIGN    Definitive Edition SIGN    This book is     all you need! [12:10] Nagi     Ma'am, these are the two I can recommend. [12:15] Erika     'Scuse me? [12:17] Nagi     These are both excellent,     highly-curated reference books SIGN    Blah Blah Blah [12:20] Nagi     that teach you everything you need to     know in the second-year curriculum. [12:25] Nagi     You may wish to choose either, [12:28] Nagi     but personally, I would request     that you consider buying both. [12:31] Nagi     What do you say? [12:34] Erika     I don't need either. [12:35] Nagi     What?! How come?! [12:37] Nagi     The current top student at Megurogawa Academy     is recommending them with his utmost confidence! [12:40] Nagi     Master these books, and even     you could make it to the top! [12:43] Nagi     They're a little thick, [12:44] Nagi     but I ask kindly that you abandon your     preconceived notions and make a purchase! [12:47] Nagi     If you don't use them, I'll take them! [12:50] Erika     Now you're making me want them. [12:54] Nagi     Right?! [12:55] Erika     I can't, though... [12:57] Erika     I'm poor. [12:59] Nagi     Listen, you... [13:00] Nagi     Are you dissing the poor? [13:02] Erika     I'm not. [13:04] Erika     I don't have money. SIGN    Financing for     Your Future SIGN    Pathologically Poor     and Making Money SIGN    Philosophy of Poverty SIGN    Investing in     Becoming Rich SIGN    Can Salarymen     Become Rich? SIGN    You Have a Shot     at a Financial     Revolution SIGN    Journey to Wealth For     Just 20,000 Yen a Month SIGN    Twenty-somethings!     This Is All You Need! SIGN    Rich Old Men, Poor Old Men SIGN    Trading Like a Housewife     Who Saved 20 Million [13:07] Nagi     What are you even saying? SIGN    Bicycles and     Pedestrians Only [13:13] Erika     To be exact, I didn't     bring my phone or cards. [13:17] Nagi     Why not?! [13:18] Erika     They'll know where I am from     my usage logs and GPS data. [13:23] Nagi     I don't know what you're talking about... [13:25] Nagi     But don't count on me.     I didn't bring mine, either. [13:29] Erika     What? Really? [13:30] Nagi     Who's the one who dragged me     out of the house in a hurry?! SIGN    Bicycles and     Pedestrians Only [13:37] Erika     There's nothing we can do, then, is there? [13:45] Nagi     So, what's your urgent business? [13:52] Erika     It's not really urgent... [13:54] Erika     I just didn't want to be at home. [13:56] Nagi     You didn't want to be at home? [14:01] Nagi     Dad's coming. [14:10] Nagi     I don't want to see him. [14:24] Sachi     I'm home. [14:34] Soichiro     Oh. [14:38] Sachi     Burglar! [14:41] Sachi     Burglar! [14:41] Sachi     Burglar! Burglar! [14:43] Sachi     Wait, hold on... [14:43] Soichiro     Oh, jeez... [14:44] Sachi     Burglar! Burglar! [14:50] Sachi     I'm sorry. I came home and     I saw a stranger, so... [14:54] Sachi     I wouldn't have thought you     were Erika-chan's father. [14:57] Soichiro     Don't worry about it. [14:59] Soichiro     Sorry for surprising you. [15:01] Soichiro     I heard you looked just like Erika,     but I'm still surprised to see you really do. SIGN    Onii SIGN    Have you seen Erika-chan? [15:11] Sachi     Onii's away from his phone again. [15:14] Sachi     Where have they gone? [15:19] Sachi     Did they go to the convenience     store or something? [15:22] Sachi     I'm sure they'll be right back. [15:24] Soichiro     Hmm... [15:28] Soichiro     I'm not so sure about that. [15:31] Soichiro     Sachi-chan, could you give     me a bit of your time? [15:45] Nagi     You don't want to see him? [15:47] Nagi     Why not? [15:52] Nagi     I mean... [15:53] Nagi     He's technically my dad, too, so... [15:59] Erika     Remember how I said Dad just     does things without asking me? [16:06] Erika     Same thing today. [16:07] Erika     He's probably coming to take me home. [16:12] Nagi     Right... [16:14] Nagi     You left home saying you     wanted to become independent. [16:18] Erika     Yeah. [16:19] Nagi     Can't really say you're independent     if you're blown away because [16:23] NAgi     you made some cup noodles, though. [16:25] Erika     Sh-Shush! [16:26] Erika     It was the first time I'd ever made them.     Of course I was amazed. [16:31] Nagi     So, what now? [16:34] Nagi     You don't have your wallet or your     phone, and you can't go home. [16:38] Nagi     You can't stay here forever, though. [16:41] Erika     I know. [16:44] Erika     I can't avoid him for the rest of my life. [16:47] Erika     I keep saying "someday,"     but I'm really just running away. [16:55] Erika     This is my opportunity to confront him. [17:01] Erika     Wanna go home? [17:03] Nagi     What's the matter? [17:04] Nagi     Weren't the cup noodles your     first step to independence? [17:07] Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     always finish what you've started. [17:14] Nagi     Let's go. [17:16] Erika     Go? Go where? [17:17] Nagi     Don't underestimate the poor. [17:19] Nagi     We have our own ways of     killing time without money. [17:22] Nagi     If we're doing this,     we're taking it all the way! [17:34] Sachi     Yum. [17:36] Sachi     It's melting in my mouth. [17:38] Sachi     This is my first time having foie gras. [17:41] Soichiro     You've got refined taste     for a middle schooler, huh? [17:45] Sachi     Please don't treat me like a child. [17:47] Sachi     Believe it or not, I'm actually a foodie. [17:51] Soichiro     I'm glad I get to treat you, then. [17:53] Sachi     Are you sure, though? [17:55] Sachi     This place looks really expensive. [17:58] Soichiro     You told me all about Erika's     and Nagi-kun's life together. [18:03] Soichiro     It's to thank you. [18:04] Sachi     I'll take you up on it, then. [18:09] Waitstaff A     I didn't expect the boss to show up here... [18:12] Waitstaff B     That girl's in middle school, isn't she? [18:14] Waitstaff C     No way... [18:17] Soichiro     So... [18:19] Soichiro     How do Nagi-kun and Erika look     together from your perspective? [18:26] Soichiro     Well? [18:29] Sachi     Let me think... [18:33] Sachi     Their personalities are exact opposites. [18:37] Sachi     They're always fighting     over the smallest things. [18:45] Sachi     But... [18:51] Erika     Damn, this is so fun! [18:53] Erika     Come on, one more time! [18:55] Nagi     No, wait, this is scarier than I thought. [18:58] Nagi     I go a lot faster than I did as a kid. [19:03] Erika     Go, Nagi-kun! [19:05] Nagi     W-Wait— [19:08] Sachi     That's actually the kind of thing that     makes them seem really compatible. [19:19] Soichiro     I see. [19:20] Soichiro     It's reassuring to hear their sister say that. [19:25] Soichiro     You don't seem too happy about it, though. [19:32] Sachi     Th-That's not true. [19:36] Soichiro     Oh, it's not? [19:53] Sachi     Thank you for dinner today. [19:55] Sachi     I had fun, and it was delicious. [19:58] Soichiro     Sure. [19:59] Soichiro     Here, for you. [20:02] Sachi     This is from that shop that     always has a long line! [20:05] Soichiro     They have a branch in our hotel. [20:07] Sachi     Seriously?! Oh, man! [20:09] Soichiro     I hope you'll report to me     about those two again. [20:12] Soichiro     In secret, of course. [20:14] Sachi     Sure! You can count on me! [20:17] Soichiro     Okay, see you. [20:18] Sachi     Goodnight. [20:36] Soichiro     Thanks. [20:37] Soichiro     I'll be right back. [20:58] Employee A     Boss? [20:59] Employee A     I thought you had the day off. [21:01] Soichiro     Yeah, I just came to pick something up. [21:04] Employee A     Uh-huh. [21:05] Employee A     You seem happy today. [21:08] Soichiro     Yeah, you could say that. [21:12] Soichiro     Do you know about cuckoo eggs? [21:16] Employee A     Sir? E11 - I can't forget that just happened. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [01:44] Sachi     There, that should do it. [01:48] Namie     Thanks for coming to help out. [01:50] Sachi     Whatever. [01:51] Sachi     I caused a ton of trouble     by running away, after all. [01:53] Yohei     Sachi... [01:56] Yohei     You're always welcome back. [01:58] Sachi     I'm not coming home. [02:00] Yohei     Boo... [02:03] Namie     Wanna have dinner? [02:04] Sachi     Nah. There's a drama I want     to go home and watch. [02:15] Sachi     I'll come visit again. [02:23] Yohei     She might as well come home     if she's going to visit. [02:26] Namie     No kidding. [02:28] Namie     Sheesh... She hasn't changed     at all since she was little. [02:32] Namie     When is she ever going     to outgrow her brother? SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District SIGN    I'm going home     to get some stuff. SIGN    Sachi [02:51] Nagi     It's thundering out there now. [02:53] Nagi     I wonder if Sachi's going     to make it home all right... [02:57] Erika     Nagi-kun. [02:58] Nagi     A-Amano-san! You're here? [03:01] Erika     Of course I am. [03:03] Erika     Hey, where's the detergent? [03:05] Nagi     Oh, it's, uh... [03:15] Erika     Oh, no! Oh, no! [03:16] Erika     The lights went out! [03:17] Nagi     I-It's an outage. [03:19] Nagi     Amano-san, can you get your phone? [03:22] Erika     Oh, right. [03:23] Erika     That's a good idea. [03:25] Nagi     Phone, phone... [03:34] Erika     How could you freak out so hard     that you throw yourself at a girl?! [03:37] Nagi     You were the one who threw yourself at me! [03:42] Erika     Why did the lights go out, anyway? [03:45] Nagi     Probably because of the lightning. [03:49] Nagi     This whole area's dark. [03:52] Nagi     Guess we'll have to wait for it to come back on. [03:55] Erika     Wait! [03:57] Erika     I recognize this situation! [04:07] Nagilien     ⇔∂∑∪￢Ж∝　ηΔ∠∃. [04:14] Erika     Mars Attacks! [04:16] Erika     Nagi-kun, let's run! [04:17] Erika     There's a shelter at my place! [04:19] Nagi     Calm down for a second. [04:21] Nagi     Hear me out. [04:23] Nagi     First, I'm going to get     my phone from my room. [04:25] Erika     Wait! [04:26] Erika     You're not gonna leave me here, are you?! [04:33] Erika     How are you so calm, anyway? [04:37] Nagi     I mean... [04:38] Nagi     I'm used to power outages. [04:41] Erika     What do you mean by that? [04:42] Nagi     Back at my place, [04:43] Nagi     the breakers were always tripping. [04:46] Erika     You mean the Martians attacked all the time? [04:48] Nagi     Can we forget about Martians for a moment? [04:52] Erika     I don't think I get it, but I guess we     lived in totally different environments. [04:58] Erika     You'd better keep the light at my feet. [05:02] Nagi     I know she's panicked and scared, but... [05:07] Nagi     This isn't my fault, right? [05:12] Erika     Hey! Where do you think     you're shining that light?! [05:14] Erika     What are you thinking at a time like this?! [05:16] Erika     You suck, Nagi-kun! [05:17] Nagi     But, I mean... [05:19] Erika     You suck! Pervert! Creep! [05:20] Nagi     Cree— [05:21] Nagi     Found it. [05:33] Erika     Again? [05:34] Erika     You seriously have to stop     leaving your phone uncharged. [05:37] Erika     My phone's about to run out... too... [05:48] Erika     Thank goodness for my aromatherapy candles. [05:50] Nagi     Thank you! [05:58] Erika     Anyway, don't you have a     power bank or anything? [06:03] Nagi     I do. [06:04] Nagi     I do, but... [06:06] Erika     But? SIGN    Clutter... [06:10] Erika     I'm always forgetting to charge     them, so I keep buying new ones. [06:14] Nagi     You're so loaded. [06:19] Erika     You know, though... [06:22] Erika     This isn't bad for a change. [06:26] Erika     It's like... [06:28] Erika     Christmas for a poor family. [06:30] Nagi     Dude. [06:32] Nagi     Though, I never thought I'd be in     a blackout outside of home, either. [06:44] Erika     So, Nagi-kun, what's it like living here for you? [06:50] Erika     I mean, how've you felt since meeting me? [06:55] Nagi     Where did that come from? [06:58] Erika     It's just... [07:01] Erika     I'm having so much fun every day. [07:06] Erika     Ever since I met you and     started living here... [07:10] Erika     Since I moved schools and found     a new friend in Hiro-chan... [07:14] Erika     I get to spend every day     with my sister, Sachi-chan. [07:20] Erika     And I get to experience things that     I never would at home, like this. [07:24] Nagi     Just how rich has your     lifestyle been until now? [07:28] Nagi     You know, though... [07:30] Nagi     I'm having fun, too. [07:32] Erika     Oh! [07:33] Nagi     What?! [07:34] Erika     I think there might be an emergency kit     in the cloakroom by the entrance. [07:38] Nagi     You could have said that earlier. [07:40] Erika     Nagi-kun... [07:43] Erika     Get it for us? [07:46] Nagi     Fine. [07:47] Nagi     I'm taking this with— [07:48] Erika     No! Scary! [07:53] Nagi     You're so spoiled. [07:54] Erika     Scary... scary... [08:03] Nagi     Is this the cloakroom by the     entrance she was talking about? [08:07] Nagi     Crap, is it leaking? [08:27] Nagi     Wait, s-sorry! [08:29] Nagi     That was an accident! [08:30] Nagi     Why did you even come with me? [08:32] Nagi     You said you were gonna wait there. [08:37] Erika     Hey, the light's back on. [08:39] Erika     Nagi-kun! [08:40] Erika     The power's back! [08:43] Erika     Where are you? [08:51] Nagi     Sachi! Why... [08:54] Sachi     I just got back. [08:56] Nagi     Why don't you at least say you're home, then? [08:59] Nagi     You scared me! [09:00] Sachi     It was pitch black inside! [09:02] Nagi     Jeez, you scared me. [09:04] Nagi     I thought you were Amano-san. [09:08] Sachi     Wh-Why do you have to say it like that?! [09:11] Nagi     Anyway, now we know what's going on. [09:13] Nagi     Forget that ever happened, all right? [09:16] Sachi     Huh? [09:17] Erika     Come on, Nagi-kun, where are you? [09:21] Nagi     I'm here. [09:41] Sachi     I can't forget that just happened. [09:52] Nagi     Sachi, are you leaving already? [09:54] Nagi     What about breakfast? [09:56] Sachi     No, thanks. [10:06] Student A     Morning. [10:08] Student B     Morning. [10:10] Friend A     Morning. [10:11] Friend A     Did you not sleep or something? [10:17] Friend B     Sachi, did you watch Kimikoi yesterday? [10:20] Sachi     I missed it. [10:22] Friend B     Man, that last episode was awesome. [10:25] Friend C     It was so cute. [10:27] Friend B     It was the best. Right? [10:29] Friend A     I dunno, that twist was a bit much for me. [10:32] Friend A     Like, I get that it was an     accident, but siblings kissing? [10:35] Sachi     Huh?! [10:37] Friend A     Oh, sorry for the spoiler. [10:39] Sachi     No, it's okay. [10:40] Sachi     And then what happened? [10:42] Friend B     Then the little sister realizes     she's in love with her big brother, [10:47] Friend B     even though they're related! [10:49] Sachi     Huh? [10:50] Friend C     Yeah. [10:50] Friend C     Her brother's so hot.     Of course she's in love with him. [10:54] Friend C     Right? [10:55] Friend A     You wouldn't get it if you're an only child. [10:57] Friend A     Anyone else would immediately     wipe it from memory. [11:00] Friend A     Right, Sachi? [11:02] Sachi     Yeah... That's right. [11:05] Sachi     He's not even hot. [11:07] Sachi     And he's insensitive. [11:08] Sachi     And he keeps treating me like a kid. [11:11] Sachi     There's no way. [11:13] Friend A     S-Sachi? [11:17] Sachi     Nope, nope, nope! [11:20] Friend A     Sachi's broken! [11:21] Friend B     Do we call an ambulance? [11:24] Sachi     Screw Onii. SIGN    Snacks SIGN    As Advertised SIGN    20% Off SIGN    Pork SIGN    Snacks SIGN    Fish Section [11:34] Clerk     We're holding a limited-time sale     here at the fresh fish section! SIGN    Limited Time Sale [11:39] Clerk     Discounts on shrimp, tuna sashimi,     porgy, squid, scallop, and more! [11:41] Nagi     All right. SIGN    Snacks [11:58] Nagi     Hey, Sachi! [11:59] Nagi     The Umino special curry's ready! [12:10] Nagi     Sachi, it's your favorite curry. [12:13] Nagi     It's even the deluxe style,     with shrimp and scallops in it! [12:17] Nagi     There's enough for three days! [12:24] Nagi     Are you not eating? [12:26] Nagi     Hey. [12:30] Nagi     Something's definitely up with her. [12:32] Erika     I'm home. Man, I'm starving. [12:36] Erika     Sachi-chan's not coming out of her room? [12:39] Nagi     Yeah... [12:40] Nagi     She's not even responding. [12:44] Erika     What is this curry? It's so good! [12:48] Nagi     She's been like this all day. [12:50] Nagi     Is she feeling sick or something? [12:52] Erika     That's weird. [12:54] Erika     She talked to me normally     when I went upstairs earlier. [13:00] Erika     Nagi-kun, you did something, didn't you? [13:02] Nagi     Me?! [13:03] Nagi     I can't even remember what I might have done. [13:07] Erika     There must have been something. [13:09] Nagi     All I can think of is... [13:15] Nagi     That one time she ate my     ice cream without asking. [13:19] (Flashback) Sachi     Here. [13:21] Nagi     Or the time she used all the points     I worked so hard to save up. [13:26] Nagi     Actually, if anything, I should probably     be the one locking myself in my room. [13:29] Erika     Really? [13:31] Nagi     I guess if I'm really reaching... [13:41] Erika     I see. [13:44] Erika     Nagi-kun... [13:47] Erika     You're screwed. [13:48] Nagi     Screwed?! [13:49] Nagi     Wait, why?! [13:51] Nagi     I just bumped into her! We're siblings! [13:54] Erika     Hang on a second. [14:01] Erika     I'm Erika, the sexy teacher. [14:05] Nagi     What's happening now? [14:09] Erika     Listen up, Nagi-kun. [14:10] Erika     You're very mistaken. [14:12] Nagi     That came out of nowhere. [14:14] Erika     You don't get it, do you? [14:16] Erika     Sachi-chan isn't a child anymore. [14:18] Nagi     No, she's totally a child. [14:26] Nagi     The silent treatment is intense. [14:29] Erika     Just so you know, Sachi-chan's in     her third year of middle school. [14:32] Erika     She'll be old enough to marry next year. [14:35] Erika     She's a proper woman. [14:38] Nagi     That brat? Getting married? [14:40] Nagi     I can't picture that. [14:42] Nagi     Besides, I've been around     her since she was born. [14:47] Nagi     We may not be blood relatives,     but she's my kid sister. [14:50] Nagi     You'd have to be messed up to have those     kinds of feelings for your kid sister. [14:53] Erika     So then, Nagi-kun, would you     still take a bath with her now? [14:57] Nagi     H-How could I do that?! [15:00] Erika     What you did yesterday     was equivalent to that. [15:06] Nagi     That was painfully easy     to understand for once. [15:14] Nagi     She's right. [15:17] Nagi     Sachi is my sister, [15:19] Nagi     but she hasn't been my little     sister anymore for a long time. [15:27] Nagi     Come to think of it,     Sachi is only my "sister" on paper. [15:36] Nagi     Amano-san's the one she's related to. [15:40] Nagi     I'm just a total stranger who happened     to be around since we were born. SIGN    Sachi-chan     joined us! [15:45] Nagi     Wait... [15:46] Nagi     If Sachi is Amano-san's sister,     and Amano-san's my fiancée... [15:54] Nagi     No. [15:55] Nagi     I just need to apologize to Sachi. [16:08] Sachi     What should I do? [16:12] Nagi     What do I tell her? [16:27] Erika     Nagi-kun? [16:30] Erika     Sachi-chan, I'm done with the bath. [16:34] Sachi     Okay. [16:44] Erika     This situation is way too awkward. SIGN    Erika SIGN    I overslept [17:08] Hiro     Erika-chan says she can't make it today. [17:11] Nagi     Oh... [17:17] (Flashback) Nagi     What about the study session? [17:19] (Flashback) Erika     I'll see you there. [17:22] (Flashback) Erika     The mood's way too tense in here. [17:24] (Flashback) Erika     Hurry up and patch things up with her. [17:30] Nagi     I'm sorry, Segawa-san... [17:31] Nagi     This is my fault. [17:33] Nagi     I haven't even faced Sachi in a long time. [17:38] Nagi     What would I even say to her? [17:41] Nagi     Do I treat her like my kid sister, or... [17:43] Hiro     Something bothering you? [17:45] Nagi     Why do you ask? [17:47] Hiro     You haven't gotten anything     done this whole time. [17:51] Hiro     Well, then... [17:55] Hiro     As the heir to the prestigious, miracle-working     Meguro Daimyojin, I, Segawa Hiro, [17:59] Hiro     shall hear what troubles you. [18:02] Nagi     Huh? What's with the act? [18:04] Hiro     No offering necessary. Limited-time offer. [18:08] Nagi     Okay... [18:10] Nagi     I've spent all my time studying, [18:13] Nagi     so I'm not too good at     reading people's feelings. [18:18] Nagi     I can be kinda insensitive. [18:21] Nagi     And I ended up hurting someone. [18:25] Nagi     I want to apologize, but I don't know     if we can keep things the way they were. [18:31] Hiro     You're right. You're insensitive. [18:34] Hiro     Sometimes I have doubts about you. [18:39] Nagi     That bad? [18:40] Hiro     I mean, you wouldn't even give     up after I told you I'm engaged. [18:45] Hiro     And you declared war against me     in front of a ton of people. [18:49] Hiro     That was pretty embarrassing, you know. [18:51] Nagi     I-It was?! [18:55] Hiro     But I like that about you.     How you're so straightforward. [19:02] Hiro     Tell her exactly what you think. [19:04] Hiro     I'm sure then... SIGN    Very Good Fortune     It shall work out well. [19:17] Hiro     Well? [19:20] Nagi     Yeah. [19:24] Nagi     Your writing sure is something else, though. [19:27] Hiro     I should have brought my brush pen! [19:39] Nagi     It's me. [19:40] Nagi     Can we talk? [19:45] Nagi     I wanted to apologize for the other day. [19:48] Nagi     I'm sorry. [19:50] Nagi     I feel bad for being so thoughtless with you. [19:56] Nagi     I hope you can forgive me for hurting you. [20:02] Nagi     And... [20:03] Nagi     I've been doing some soul-searching,     and I made a decision. [20:08] Nagi     I'm going to stop treating     you like my kid sister. [20:16] Nagi     So, like, I mean... [20:23] Nagi     You're still my sister, but I'm going     to think of you as a proper woman. [20:47] Sachi     Seriously? [20:48] Sachi     You're such a creep. [20:51] Sachi     I'm hungry. [20:55] Sachi     Go microwave the curry for me, please. [20:57] Nagi     Do it yourself! [21:04] Erika     Sachi-chan, are you asleep? [21:07] Sachi     No. [21:08] Sachi     I'm stretching before bedtime. [21:13] Erika     Those aren't practice swings? [21:19] Erika     I think I can sleep well tonight. [21:27] Erika     Try to keep the sleeptalking     to a minimum. Thanks. E12 - It's not that I like you, yet. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:39] Erika     Okay, see you later. [01:42] Sachi     Sure. [01:43] Sachi     Study session, right? [01:44] Sachi     Good luck. [01:47] Nagi     Don't go back to sleep. [01:48] Sachi     Don't worry. I set an alarm. [01:51] Nagi     So you're definitely going to. [01:53] Sachi     Bye. [02:04] Erika     Seems like things are back     to normal between you two. [02:07] Erika     Glad to see that. [02:12] Nagi     Sorry for causing trouble. [02:15] Erika     Okay, then, as an apology,     you have to come shopping with me. [02:19] Nagi     Shopping? [02:20] Erika     I want to redecorate my room. [02:23] Nagi     That came out of nowhere. [02:25] Nagi     Sorry, but not today. [02:27] Nagi     I might have something important coming up. [02:31] Nagi     Talk to you later. [02:38] Erika     What do you mean, you "might"? [02:47] Hiro     A study group? [02:48] Nagi     Yeah. After school. Want to? [02:51] Hiro     Why? [02:53] Nagi     Well, y'know, midterms are coming up. [02:59] Nagi     You said you weren't too good at math. [03:03] Nagi     I was thinking maybe I could help you. [03:05] Hiro     I'm the top of our grade, remember? [03:08] Nagi     I'm tentatively the top! [03:16] Hiro     Sounds fun. [03:19] Erika     Morning! [03:20] Hiro     Morning. [03:22] Hiro     You look cute as always, Erika-chan. [03:24] Erika     You, too. [03:25] Nagi     It's finally here! [03:27] Nagi     My chance at a rematch! [03:29] Nagi     I embarrassed myself in front of     her on the amusement park date. [03:35] Sensei     We use the sine theorem     to solve this problem. [03:38] Nagi     I never had a chance at making a     good impression on the foreign soil [03:41] Nagi     that is the amusement park to begin with. [03:44] Nagi     But here, at a place I'm familiar with, [03:46] Nagi     I can play to my strengths     and show off my studiousness. [03:50] Nagi     Does that help? [03:51] Hiro     Yeah, that was really easy to understand. [03:56] Hiro     You're really dependable, Umino-kun. [03:59] Nagi     This is definitely my best chance. [04:02] Nagi     Isn't it? [04:05] Perm     Is Umino all right? [04:07] Brown Hair     Maybe he's lost his mind     from studying too much. [04:10] Hiro     I'm here. [04:13] Nagi     Shall we? SIGN    TOKYO CENTRAL LIBRARY [04:22] Nagi     I've made a huge mistake! [04:24] Nagi     We can't talk in the library! [04:29] Nagi     Why didn't I notice something so obvious?! [04:32] Nagi     I must be stupid! SIGN    How's it going? [04:40] Hiro     How's it going? SIGN    Terrible [04:52] Nagi     Terrible. [04:57] Nagi     I guess that was funny. [05:01] Nagi     But this isn't bad, either. SIGN    It's like we're having a     secret conversation, huh? [05:04] Hiro     It's like we're having a     secret conversation, huh? [05:07] Nagi     It's fun. [05:12] Text     It's awesome! [05:13] Nagi     It's awesome! SIGN    Closed for the day. [05:34] Nagi     I only ended up studying for an hour! [05:38] Nagi     Wh-What do I do? [05:40] Nagi     I can't just call it a day now. [05:42] Nagi     Where else can we go to study? [05:45] Nagi     The park? [05:46] Nagi     No way. [05:47] Nagi     The family restaurant? [05:48] Nagi     What would I order? [05:50] Nagi     The café? [05:51] Nagi     How much is it going to cost?! [05:52] Nagi     I've never even really been to one. [05:55] Nagi     Crap, what do I do? [05:58] Hiro     Hey, Umino-kun... [06:02] Hiro     Do you still have time? SIGN    Kickboxing / Karate [06:10] Hiro     I'm ready. [06:12] Hiro     Okay, should we start? [06:15] Nagi     Wait a second... [06:17] Nagi     Where are we? [06:19] Hiro     I've gotten into kickboxing lately. [06:22] Nagi     I see... [06:25] Nagi     What is your goal, exactly? [06:28] Hiro     I don't have one, really. [06:30] Hiro     It's just a hobby. [06:33] Nagi     I-I see. [06:39] Hiro     You were staring at my breasts     just now, weren't you? [06:42] Nagi     N-No! I wasn't! I wasn't! [06:44] Nagi     Although... I can't promise that I wasn't... [06:47] Hiro     Next time, I'll slap you. [06:50] Nagi     Yes, ma'am! [06:51] Nagi     Wait, you mean you'll let me     look if I let you slap me?! [06:55] Hiro     Okay, Umino-kun, put these on. [06:58] Nagi     There. [06:59] Nagi     Ready whenever. [07:00] Hiro     Okay, let's start with a light warmup. [07:10] Nagi     Keep it coming. [07:12] Hiro     Can you keep up with me     if I go all-out, Umino-kun? [07:16] Nagi     I think you underestimate me, Segawa-san. [07:27] Hiro     Sorry! [07:28] Hiro     I took it too far. [07:29] Hiro     I'll go get you a drink. [07:31] Nagi     No, I'm all right... [07:35] Nagi     Segawa-san never ceases to impress me. [07:37] Nagi     She really can do anything. [07:44] Nagi     I can do this, too. [07:52] Nagi     This is kinda fun. [07:54] Hiro     Umino-kun, that was amazing! [07:57] Nagi     Was it? [07:58] Hiro     Yeah! Nice punch! [08:00] Hiro     Give it another one. [08:02] Nagi     Nah, I just came to watch. [08:04] Hiro     That was pretty impressive for a first try. [08:08] Nagi     Was it? [08:13] Nagi     I wasn't counting on having that much fun. [08:16] Hiro     Sorry to keep you out so late. [08:18] Hiro     Thanks for coming along with me. [08:20] Nagi     No, I should thank you. [08:22] Nagi     I ended up having all the fun. [08:25] Hiro     I'm glad you had fun. [08:27] Nagi     N-No, I mean... [08:30] Nagi     I asked you out hoping to     take the lead this time. [08:34] Nagi     I made you make all the decisions     at the amusement park. [08:39] Hiro     That's not true. [08:40] Hiro     I wanted to take you out. [08:43] Hiro     I wanted you to get to know me better. [08:51] Hiro     Well, I'm heading off. [08:52] Hiro     Let's do this again. [09:04] Nagi     226! [09:05] Nagi     227! [09:07] Nagi     228! [09:08] Nagi     229! [09:10] Nagi     230! [09:11] Sachi     That's legit creepy. [09:11] Nagi     231! [09:13] Nagi     232! [09:13] Sachi     Erika-chan, what's gotten into him? [09:14] Nagi     233! [09:16] Nagi     234! [09:16] Erika     Dunno. [09:18] Nagi     235! [09:20] Erika     Idiot. [09:20] Nagi     236! [09:28] Nagi     I'm home. [09:34] Erika     Nagi-kun. [09:36] Erika     You're going on a date with me. [09:38] Nagi     What? [09:44] Erika     Wow, that's great! [09:46] Erika     It looks so good on you. [09:47] Nagi     Does it? [09:49] Ents Employee     Will you be buying this, as well? [09:51] Nagi     Yes. He'll wear it home. [09:53] Ents Employee     Understood. [09:54] Ents Employee     Thank you for your loyalty. [09:56] Nagi     It's expensive, but does     it even look good on me? [10:00] Erika     Well, shall we? [10:05] Erika     Good for you. [10:07] Erika     You're lucky you have me to dress you up. [10:09] Erika     You finally get an upgrade     from your default house wear. [10:13] Nagi     I like it. It's comfortable. [10:21] Nagi     What? [10:23] Erika     Nothing. [10:26] Nagi     What's going on, anyway? [10:29] Erika     What do you mean? [10:30] Nagi     Why a date all of a sudden? [10:32] Erika     Oh, that... [10:36] Erika     I thought it'd be nice for a change. [10:38] Nagi     Huh? [10:39] Nagi     To make an alibi for your parents, you mean? [10:42] Erika     It might be that. [10:44] Erika     Or it might not. [10:45] Nagi     That's not an answer! [10:47] Erika     Let's see, our next date plan is... [10:51] Nagi     What is she scheming? [10:58] Erika     Good for you, Nagi-kun! [11:00] Erika     It really likes you. [11:01] Nagi     How is this "liking" me?!     And why are we at a pet shop?! [11:04] Erika     I've had a thing for reptiles ever     since that gecko I met in the house. [11:08] Erika     I'd love to have a pet python, too, if I could. [11:11] Nagi     You have plenty of those dog things already! [11:15] Erika     Dogs and snakes are cute in different ways. [11:20] Erika     Look, Nagi-kun! [11:21] Erika     This one's cute, too! [11:23] Erika     A king cobra! [11:25] Erika     It's looking right at you. [11:27] Erika     Maybe it likes you. [11:29] Erika     Excuse me! Could you please bring this one out? [11:32] Nagi     Stop! Stop! Stop! SIGN    Reptile Club [11:38] Erika     No animals, either... [11:40] Nagi     Seriously, what?! [11:42] Erika     I know! [11:45] Erika     Come on, Nagi-kun! Hurry up! [11:48] Erika     Keep up with me! [11:52] Nagi     What is her deal right now? [12:05] Nagi     This isn't even a date anymore. [12:07] Nagi     It's just training. [12:16] Erika     So strange... [12:18] Erika     I thought this would work out well. [12:20] Nagi     "Work out" how?! [12:21] Nagi     I hate running! [12:23] Erika     I hate running, too. [12:24] Nagi     So why are you acting so out of character? [12:28] Erika     Well, you like sports, don't you? [12:30] Nagi     Do I look as if I like anything     other than studying?! [12:32] Erika     Really? [12:33] Erika     So why were you kickboxing, then? [12:36] Erika     I saw you. [12:39] Erika     On a date with Hiro-chan. [12:42] Nagi     Huh? [12:43] Nagi     S-So what? [12:45] Erika     What do you mean, "so what"?! [12:47] Erika     You had such a pervy smile, too. [12:50] Nagi     No way! I did?! [12:51] Erika     You sure did! [12:53] Erika     A huge, pervy grin. [12:57] Nagi     That's embarrassing. [12:58] Erika     You looked all skeevy and happy. [13:02] Nagi     I have a crush on her. What do you expect? [13:06] Erika     That's what I hate. [13:10] Erika     You never smile at me. [13:19] Nagi     I'm totally lost. [13:21] Nagi     You were rooting for me     and Segawa-san until now. [13:24] Erika     That was that, and this is this! [13:28] Erika     Or... it was what it was, I guess. [13:31] Nagi     It was what? [13:32] Erika     I mean, hearing about Hiro-chan and     actually seeing her were totally different. [13:41] Nagi     Huh? [13:42] Erika     Why are you getting so cozy     with another girl, anyway? [13:46] Erika     Aren't you enjoying your date with me? [13:48] Erika     You're my fiancé, aren't you? [13:53] Nagi     Is that why she invited me out today? [13:57] Erika     Well?! [13:58] Nagi     Wait, hang on a second. [14:01] Nagi     Are you saying you saw me on a date     with Segawa-san and got jealous? [14:13] Erika     What do you mean, "jealous"? [14:16] Nagi     Like, I mean... [14:20] Nagi     Do you like me? [14:25] Erika     What?! [14:26] Erika     Are you stupid?! No, you're definitely an idiot! [14:28] Erika     Idiot! [14:29] Nagi     But it's true, isn't it? [14:31] Nagi     You got pissed. [14:32] Nagi     That's jealousy. [14:34] Nagi     I mean, if I saw Segawa-san     on a date with someone else... [14:39] Nagi     Sorry I didn't notice. [14:41] Erika     No! No! [14:42] Nagi     But I... [14:43] Erika     You're wrong! [14:45] Erika     It's not that I like you! [14:46] Erika     Yet! [14:49] Nagi     "Yet"?! [14:54] Erika     I'm going home! [14:56] Nagi     Hey, wait! [15:07] Sachi     Erika-chan, welcome... home... [15:14] Sachi     Erika-chan? [15:18] Nagi     What did she mean by "yet"? [15:22] Nagi     Does that mean she's going     to like me eventually? [15:26] Erika     I think I like you, Nagi-kun. [15:30] Nagi     What? [15:31] Nagi     Why is my heart racing? [15:34] Nagi     Do I like Amano-san? [15:37] Nagi     No, that's impossible. [15:39] Nagi     I already have Segawa-san. [15:43] Nagi     Though... why do I like Segawa-san     in the first place? [15:48] Nagi     What a foolish question. [15:50] Nagi     She's popular, cute, and smart. [15:52] Nagi     More than anything,     she's my aspiration and my rival. [15:55] Nagi     So it's fun being with her, and I admire her. [15:59] Nagi     That's what it means to love someone. [16:04] Nagi     Right? [16:07] Nagi     What does "love" even mean?! SIGN    Love definition           - To be attracted.      - To find emotionally agreeable.      admire, adore [16:15] Nagi     It doesn't really help just reading the words. [16:22] Nagi     The Internet's not going to help. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [16:47] Namie     Thank you! [16:49] Customer A     Thanks for dinner! [16:51] Customer B     Night! [16:52] Namie     See you soon. [16:56] Namie     Hey, it's Nagi. [16:58] Yohei     Hey, are you here to help? [17:01] Nagi     No, I'm busy right now. [17:06] Namie     It's the first time we see him in ages,     and that's all he's got for us. [17:08] Yohei     He's in his usual boar mode. [17:19] Nagi     It's around here somewhere... SIGN    Japanese     Dictionary SIGN    Yohei & Namie SIGN    Thesaurus SIGN    Mega Dictionary [17:22] Nagi     There it is. SIGN    Yohei & Namie     Memories ♥ of Love SIGN    Do not touch SIGN    Sealed [17:28] Nagi     What the heck?! [17:31] Nagi     My gut tells me I'll be severely     injured if I touch it. [17:48] Nagi     Letters? SIGN    To Namie-san          From Yohei [17:52] Nagi     These aren't all letters     from Dad to Mom, are they? [17:57] Nagi     What is this? SIGN    Dear Namie-san.     Dear Namie-chan,      No matter when I see you      You're adorable     A heartfelt haiku from Yohei [18:02] Yohei     Dear Namie-san. [18:03] Yohei     Dear Namie-chan, [18:05] Yohei     no matter when I see you, [18:06] Yohei     you're adorable. [18:08] Yohei     A heartfelt haiku from Yohei. SIGN    Dear Namie-san,     I love you!!!!!!!      From Yohei [18:13] Yohei     I love you! SIGN    Ai Rabu Yu [18:15] Yohei     Ai rabu yu. [18:18] Yohei     Love revolution! [18:24] Nagi     This is so... [18:25] Yohei     Hey, Nagi. [18:28] Yohei     What are you up to? [18:30] Nagi     The man himself! [18:33] Yohei     Hey, that's... [18:34] Yohei     Namie-chan had it sealed up. You looked? [18:37] Nagi     Uh, well, not exactly... er... [18:41] Yohei     Gripping, isn't it? [18:43] Nagi     I felt embarrassed for you, just reading it. [18:46] Yohei     What?! [18:47] Nagi     That's a lot of letters, though. [18:50] Yohei     It is. [18:51] Yohei     They're memories of love. [18:53] Nagi     Memories? [18:55] Nagi     Why are they all from you, though? [18:59] Yohei     Well, because... [19:03] Yohei     Namie-chan was the popular girl     at the local girls' school. [19:12] Yohei     The moment I saw her, I fell in love. [19:16] Yohei     I immediately went on the offense. [19:19] (Flashback) Young Yohei     Namie-san! Please accept my letter! [19:22] (Flashback) Young Yohei     Please! [19:23] (Flashback) Young Namie     Another one? [19:25] (Flashback) Young Namie     I told you I'm not interested in you. [19:27] (Flashback) Young Yohei     I'm begging you! [19:31] (Flashback) Young Namie     Oh, fine. [19:33] (Flashback) Young Namie     I'll take it. [19:36] (Flashback) Young Namie     You're so weird. [19:39] Yohei     And here we are now. [19:42] Nagi     So this mountain of letters... [19:45] Yohei     True love. [19:48] Nagi     Is this how big of a deal     it is to fall in love? [19:54] Nagi     Could I do the same thing     for Segawa-san, then? [19:59] Nagi     Wait... Could I? [20:04] Nagi     No, I would, right? [20:06] Yohei     What's the matter? [20:08] Yohei     Are you having doubts about your love? [20:10] Yohei     When that happens, you gotta ask your heart. [20:14] Nagi     Your heart? [20:16] Yohei     That's right. Close your eyes. [20:19] Yohei     And picture in your mind... [20:21] Yohei     Who's the precious one calling your name? [20:27] Yohei     Don't think! Feel! [20:34] Nagi     Be quiet! [20:40] Yohei     Well? Do you see anything? [20:47] Hiro     Umino-kun. [20:47] Erika     Nagi-kun. [20:48] Sachi     Onii. [20:49] Yohei     That's your future bride. [20:54] Yohei     Well? [20:55] Yohei     You saw Erika-chan, didn't you? [20:57] Nagi     I saw all three of them! [20:59] Yohei     Anyway, your romance is just getting started. [21:03] Yohei     Don't rush it so much. [21:22] Erika     What? [21:24] Erika     Idiot. SIGN    Umino Nagi SIGN    I don't like you, either.     Yet. [21:28] Nagi     I guess I'll just leave it at that. E13 - Things aren't quite working out, are they? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Perm/TwoBlock/BrownHair     U-mi-no-kun! [01:35] Brown Hair     So midterms are starting today. [01:37] Brown Hair     How's it looking? [01:39] TwoBlock     We're betting all our     pencil leads on you again. [01:44] Nagi     Yeah. [01:45] Perm     He's so focused. [01:47] TwoBlock     Oh, man. [01:48] Brown Hair     Get 'em! [01:49] Perm     Do it! [01:50] Nagi     Dad told me... [01:53] (Flashback) Yohei     Close your eyes. [01:55] (Flashback) Yohei     And picture in your mind... [01:57] (Flashback) Yohei     Who's the precious one calling your name? [02:05] (Flashback) Hiro     Umino-kun. [02:06] Erika     Nagi-kun. [02:06] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii. [02:08] (Flashback) Yohei     That's your future bride. [02:13] (Flashback) Yohei     Anyway, your romance is just getting started. [02:16] (Flashback) Yohei     Don't rush it so much. [02:20] Nagi     I do feel anxious, though. [02:21] Nagi     Of course I do. [02:23] Nagi     Wasn't I in love with Segawa-san? [02:32] Teacher     Begin. [02:35] Nagi     Amano-san has some     issues with her personality, [02:39] Nagi     but conventionally speaking, she's cute. [02:45] Nagi     But I don't have any feelings for her. [02:48] Nagi     I don't think. [02:50] Nagi     That was... [02:51] Nagi     Yeah, that was a kind of empathy. [02:53] Nagi     Both of us are troubled by having our     parents setting us up to get married. [02:57] Nagi     I just relate to her. [02:59] Nagi     Probably. [03:01] Nagi     So... what about Sachi? [03:04] Nagi     She's my sister, but she's not. [03:07] Nagi     Which means... [03:10] Nagi     What's wrong with me?! [03:15] Student A     Umino's sighing... [03:17] Student B     Is this exam that hard? [03:19] Student C     Crap, I gotta focus. [03:22] Teacher     Ten more minutes. [03:24] Nagi     Shoot. [03:25] Nagi     Focus! Focus! [03:39] Erika     Thank God exams are finally over! [03:41] Sachi     Same. [03:43] Sachi     I don't want to see any     numbers or letters for a while. [03:47] Erika     Nagi-kun, let's celebrate. [03:49] Sachi     Yeah! [03:50] Sachi     I want something sweet. [03:51] Nagi     Help me make dinner first! [03:53] Erika     Gonna order cake. [03:55] Erika     What do you want, Sachi-chan? [03:57] Sachi     That one with ice cream on it. [03:58] Nagi     Listen to me! [04:00] Nagi     Amano-san is... [04:02] (Flashback) Erika     You're my fiancé, aren't you? [04:05] (Flashback) Nagi     Like, I mean... [04:06] (Flashback) Nagi     Do you like me? [04:11] (Flashback) Erika     What?! [04:12] (Flashback) Erika     It's not that I like you! [04:13] (Flashback) Erika     Yet! [04:15] Nagi     She's already back to normal, after all that. [04:19] Erika     Is dinner ready yet? I'm getting hungry. [04:24] Nagi     It'll be ready soon. At least help set the table. [04:27] Sachi/Erika     Okay. [04:30] Student 1     Good morning! [04:31] Student 2     Mornin'! [04:38] Nagi     Damn it... [04:40] Nagi     I've been thinking so much,     I can't think anymore. [04:48] Hiro     Morning, Umino-kun. [04:51] Nagi     M-Morning. [04:53] Hiro     Are you back to normal yet? [04:57] Hiro     It seemed like something     was wrong during the exams. [05:01] Nagi     Nope, I'm fine. [05:04] Hiro     Let's go to class. [05:05] Nagi     Okay. [05:08] Nagi     You look good in your summer uniform, ma'am. [05:11] Hiro     Why so polite? [05:13] Nagi     Segawa-san's still cute! [05:16] Teacher     I'm returning your midterm results. SIGN    Class 2-A Umino Nagi Year Ranking (overall)      13th out of 242 Students     Subject: Contemporary Literature | Classic Literature | Math II | Physics | Biology | English | English Usage | Total      Score: 92 92 89 86 94 89 92 634      Highest: 97 95 94 97 99 98 96      Average: 78.5 83.7 80.8 75.5 84.3 80.8 86.5     : 94 94 90 90 92 97 93 650     : 20/242 8/242 6/242 18/242 4/242 12/242 3/242 13/242 [05:25] Teacher     What happened to your momentum, Umino? [05:28] Nagi     I'm... thirteenth? [05:32] Male Student A     Seriously, Umino? [05:34] Male Student B     What happened? [05:35] Female Student C     That last one must have just been a miracle. [05:37] Nagi     Um, this... [05:39] Nagi     This has to be some kind of mistake, right? [05:41] Teacher     No mistake. [05:42] Teacher     Next. [05:43] Teacher     Segawa. [05:44] Hiro     Yes, sir. [05:50] Teacher     You got your first place back. [05:51] Teacher     Congrats. [06:04] Nagi     Why? [06:06] Nagi     How did this happen? [06:08] Yonezawa     Well, if it isn't Mr. Umino. [06:10] Takahashi     He appears horribly dejected. [06:12] Yonezawa     How Icarus has fallen. [06:15] Takahashi     That was quite the sudden end. [06:19] Yonezawa     Much like Akechi Mitsuhide's three-day reign. [06:23] Takahashi     What a shame! [06:27] Brown Hair     Hey, Uminocchi... [06:30] TwoBlock     I lost a lifetime's worth of pencil leads. [06:32] Perm     Hope you do better next time. [06:34] Brown Hair     We're rooting for you. [06:36] TwoBlock     Come on, man. [06:37] TwoBlock     My pencil leads... [06:39] Asuma     Umino-kyun! [06:41] Asuma     It's a'ight, dude. [06:43] Asuma     TBH, my grades tanked because I was staring     at Erika-chan's face the whole time. [06:48] Asuma     Erika-chan in serious mode     is such a snack, am I right? [07:10] Asuma     Is Hiro-chan mad about something? [07:22] Sachi     Welcome home, Onii. [07:30] Sachi     I wonder if something happened at school. [07:32] Erika     Actually, get this: his exam grades fell. [07:36] Sachi     He's back to second again? [07:39] Erika     Nope. [07:40] Erika     Thirteenth. [07:41] Sachi     What?! Onii's thirteenth?! [07:43] Erika     Apparently. [07:44] Erika     That's still pretty amazing,     but he's so bummed about it. [07:48] Sachi     I've never heard of him     being lower than second. [08:02] Nagi     What the hell am I doing? [08:06] Nagi     The only reason I can think of... [08:08] Nagi     is that I got cocky     because I placed first once. [08:11] (Flashback) Erika     Why are you so obsessed with studying? [08:15] (Flashback) Nagi     Well, y'know... [08:17] (Flashback) Nagi     I want to give my parents     a comfortable life someday. [08:19] (Flashback) Nagi     That's all. [08:22] Nagi     I totally forgot about that, didn't I?! [08:24] (Flashback) Hiro     You've only won once! [08:26] (Flashback) Hiro     One win and ten losses! [08:28] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm still above you! [08:31] (Flashback) Nagi     Then I'll beat you next time, too! [08:34] (Flashback) Nagi     So if I beat you again, and again, ten more     times, will you go out with me then? [08:39] Nagi     And now I'm way down at thirteenth! [08:42] Nagi     I'm so embarrassed! [08:43] Nagi     So sad! This is so sad I'm going to explode! [08:47] Nagi     No wonder Segawa-san would look     at me with so much contempt. [08:51] Nagi     I let my guard down. [08:54] Nagi     Two months since I found     out about being engaged [08:57] Nagi     and started living with Amano-san... [09:00] (Flashback) Erika     Now that Sachi-chan's here, we have to     be positive about us living together. [09:05] Nagi     It's an amusement park... [09:07] Nagi     Is this actually a proper date?! [09:11] (Flashback) Erika     Give it to me! [09:12] (Flashback) Nagi     Wait! I'll take a proper one this time! [09:16] (Flashback) Nagi     Mother's Day? [09:17] (Flashback) Sachi     Yeah. [09:18] (Flashback) Sachi     Come shopping with me. [09:20] (Flashback) Hiro     A study group? [09:22] (Flashback) Nagi     I only ended up studying for an hour! [09:23] Dialogue     It's awesome! [09:26] (Flashback) Hiro     Can you keep up with me     if I go all-out, Umino-kun? [09:30] (Flashback) Erika     Nagi-kun. [09:31] (Flashback) Erika     You're going on a date with me. [09:36] Nagi     I haven't been studying at all. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [09:41] Nagi     It's not like when I would     help out at home sometimes [09:43] Nagi     and otherwise focus on studying. [09:48] Nagi     What's left of me if I fall behind at school? [09:56] Nagi     It's like I'm no longer myself. [10:04] Erika     Nagi-kun! [10:05] Erika     When is dinner?! [10:08] Nagi     Eh? SIGN    Guuurgle [10:11] Erika     Don't "Eh?" me! [10:13] Erika     When are you going to make dinner? [10:15] Erika     I've been waiting for two hours now! [10:20] Nagi     That's not my problem! [10:23] Nagi     You don't know what I'm going through. [10:24] Erika     How am I supposed to?! [10:26] Erika     Why would I? [10:27] Erika     Just because you were thirteenth... [10:29] Nagi     Shut up! [10:30] Nagi     I'm trash if I'm not first! [10:32] Erika     Thirteenth is godly. [10:34] Nagi     I don't need your half-assed reassurances. [10:36] Nagi     You don't know how big of a deal     it is that I didn't get first! [10:39] Nagi     Schoolwork is all I've got going for me! [10:43] Erika     What do you mean, it's all you've got?! [10:45] Erika     Don't you remember what I said? [10:48] Erika     I like hanging out with you. [10:49] Erika     Are you saying it doesn't matter how I feel? [10:51] Nagi     That's not the point. [10:53] Nagi     I ended up forgetting about studying     because I was having so much fun. [10:57] Erika     Well, if it was fun, then what's the problem? [10:59] Nagi     Like I said... [11:00] Erika     I don't care if you got first or thirteenth. [11:03] Erika     You're just as valuable either way! [11:16] Nagi     Why are you the one so angry here? [11:19] Erika     Because I'm hungry. [11:21] Erika     Just hurry up and make dinner already. [11:23] Nagi     Fine, fine. [11:25] Sachi     I'm getting hungry, too. [11:25] Nagi     You're always hungry. [11:34] Sachi     Thank you for dinner. [11:36] Erika     I'm so full, I can't move anymore. [11:38] Nagi     Don't tell me later that's why you got fat. [11:41] Erika     You're worthless if you can't cook. [11:45] Sachi     True. [11:47] Nagi     Who do you think you are? [11:57] Nagi     Okay! [12:14] Nagi     It's a new morning. [12:21] Nagi     That's right... [12:22] Nagi     I'm reborn. SIGN    Kyaaaah SIGN    Waaaah [12:31] Erika     Why are you showering first     thing in the morning?! [12:34] Nagi     So what if I am?! [12:35] Nagi     I'm purifying myself! [12:36] Erika     What the heck?! That doesn't even make sense! [12:42] Nagi     Time to declare war against Segawa-san again. [12:47] Nagi     I'm placing first on the next exam. [12:50] Nagi     I have to win eleven times so     we can fulfill our promise. [12:53] (Flashback) Hiro     I've never lost to anyone before,     but supposing I ever do... [13:00] (Flashback) Hiro     Would my fate change if I     met someone that amazing? [13:08] (Flashback) Hiro     Umino-kun... [13:10] (Flashback) Hiro     Could you please change my fate? [13:17] Nagi     I'll do it! SIGN    Library [13:24] Nagi     She's not here. [13:28] Nagi     She's here! [13:30] Nagi     Segawa-sa— [13:32] Erika     Huh? Where's Hiro-chan? [13:34] Nagi     She's not here yet. [13:36] Erika     Oh. [13:37] Erika     We didn't have to bother coming     at different times, then. [13:41] Erika     Now, then... [13:43] Nagi     No, uh... [13:44] Nagi     What about studying? [13:45] Erika     I will. [13:46] Erika     When Hiro-chan gets here. [13:49] Erika     Hiro-chan says she's going to be late. [13:52] Erika     She says she's on her way. [13:55] Nagi     You're slacking, Amano-san! [13:56] Nagi     There's no way you can keep up with     Megurogawa's classes that way. [13:59] Nagi     Now! [14:00] Nagi     Get your textbook. [14:01] Nagi     Open your notebook. [14:02] Nagi     Put your snacks away. [14:04] Nagi     Pick up your pen! [14:05] Erika     You're too strict, Nagi-kun. [14:07] Erika     You have to treat me nicer,     or I'm not going to want to study. [14:10] Nagi     I'm always nice! [14:12] Erika     Anyway, wake me up when     Hiro-chan's almost here. [14:15] Erika     I haven't been sleeping well lately. [14:17] Nagi     That's because you're always     on your phone at night! [14:21] Erika     Silence in the library, Nagi-kun. [14:23] Nagi     It's your fault, Amano-san! [14:25] Erika     Sure, sure. [14:27] Erika     Goodnight. [14:28] Nagi     Wake up! [14:35] Nagi     Segawa-san... [14:36] Hiro     Yeah? [14:37] Nagi     Uh... [14:38] Nagi     I didn't see you at the     study session this morning. [14:40] Hiro     Sorry, I realized I left something     at home, so I had to go back. [14:45] Nagi     Ah. [14:48] Hiro     You seem to be doing better. [14:50] Nagi     Oh, well, I guess. [14:53] Nagi     Getting thirteenth did suck... [14:56] Nagi     But it was my fault. [14:58] Nagi     There's no point dwelling on it, I guess. [15:01] Nagi     I thought I should have     a fresh start, you know? [15:03] Nagi     Amano-san gave me an earful, too. [15:07] Hiro     I see. [15:09] Nagi     So, um.... [15:10] Nagi     I wanted to talk... [15:13] Nagi     Huh?! [15:16] Classmate A     Erika-chan! [15:18] Classmate B     I could watch her forever. [15:19] Classmate C     She's so pretty. [15:22] Nagi     Is it just my imagination? [15:26] Dumpling Girl     Your skin's so flawless, Amano-san. [15:28] Scrunchie     Hey, is it okay if I touch it? [15:31] Erika     Huh? Oh, sure. [15:33] Hiro     No way. [15:34] Hiro     I've been holding back     wanting to touch her, too. [15:37] Erika     Really? [15:39] Hiro     I was dying to when I took a shower     with her at her place, too. [15:44] Fluffy Girl     Say what? I never heard anything about that. [15:47] Dumpling Girl     Tell us more. [15:48] Hiro     I'll tell you about it next time. [15:50] Dumpling Girl     Please? [15:51] Scrunchie     Come on, tell us more. [15:54] Fluffy Girl     Please. [15:54] Nagi     Urp. [15:59] Nagi     Segawa-san... [16:04] Nagi     is avoiding me! [16:07] Asuma     Yikes! [16:08] Asuma     Bruh, what? [16:09] Asuma     Umino-kun, does your head hurt? [16:12] Nagi     It hurts... [16:13] Nagi     My heart hurts... [16:14] Nagi     The more I think about it,     the less I can live with the reality. [16:20] Asuma     You good? [16:21] Asuma     Wanna go for karaoke? [16:26] Nagi     But why? [16:27] Nagi     She might be disappointed in     me for getting thirteenth, [16:30] Nagi     but why is she so blatantly avoiding me? SIGN    To Umino-kun SIGN    Umino-kun,      I'll be waiting for you     behind the gym after school.      From Segawa Hiro [16:40] Hiro     Umino-kun, [16:42] Hiro     I'll be waiting for you     behind the gym after school. [16:44] Hiro     From Segawa Hiro. [16:48] Nagi     What is this about? [16:51] Erika     I see. [16:57] Erika     That's pretty bad. [17:00] Erika     It's over, Nagi-kun. [17:02] Erika     All that awaits you is the     netherworld, or the underworld... [17:06] Erika     Or maybe hell. [17:07] Nagi     So nothing but hell! [17:09] Erika     Hiro-chan has every reason to be angry. [17:11] Nagi     Ang— [17:12] Nagi     I don't know what she would     be angry about, though. [17:14] Erika     You're way too dense, Nagi-kun. [17:16] Nagi     But it was my grade that dropped. [17:19] Erika     That's the point! [17:21] Erika     You were flexing so hard     about coming in first, [17:24] Erika     and now you've let yourself     fall to thirteenth. [17:27] Erika     That's more than just a disappointment. [17:29] Erika     I'd give up on you. [17:32] Erika     I'd want my expectations back. [17:35] Erika     I might not feel better until I punched you. [17:39] Nagi     B-But you said I'm still me,     no matter what my rank is. [17:44] Erika     That's how I am. [17:46] Erika     Hiro-chan's not like me. [17:48] Erika     That's just how much she     respected you as a rival. [17:54] Erika     In other words, what you've     done is tantamount to betrayal. [18:01] Nagi     That face... [18:02] Nagi     So that's what that was about? [18:08] Erika     Go get yourself punched really hard. [18:11] Nagi     Your expression doesn't     match what you're saying! [18:32] Nagi     So, anyway, my personal life     had gotten kinda complicated. [18:37] Nagi     I didn't notice I wasn't studying as much. [18:44] Nagi     So, like... [18:47] Nagi     I'm sorry I disappointed you. [18:49] Nagi     I promise I'll place first next time. [18:51] Nagi     So please, watch me. [19:04] Hiro     Umino-kun! Pass! [19:07] Hiro     Hey! [19:09] Hiro     Hey! [19:10] Hiro     Hey! Hey! [19:14] Nagi     Okay! [19:17] Nagi     I'll get it! [19:22] Hiro     Things aren't quite working out, are they? [19:34] Hiro     I definitely felt let down yesterday. [19:39] Hiro     But you know... [19:44] Hiro     As your rival, I was sure I knew     how you felt better than anyone. [19:50] Hiro     Yet you seemed all better this morning. [19:57] Hiro     But I guess it was Erika-chan, huh? [20:23] Hiro     I always thought I was the one... [20:27] Hiro     who could cheer you up, Umino-kun. [20:36] Nagi     I still love Segawa-san. [20:43] Nagi     Back to first place! [20:45] Nagi     Back to first! SIGN    Power of Love [20:46] Nagi     Back to first! [20:48] Erika     Shut up! [20:49] Nagi     Leave me alone! [20:50] Nagi     I'm on fire right now! [20:52] Erika     Seriously, just shut up! [20:54] Erika     Sachi-chan's sleeping! [20:58] Erika     By the way... [21:01] Erika     Could you help me with studying? [21:02] Nagi     I cannot. [21:04] Erika     Just hear me out. [21:05] Erika     I really need to get a decent     grade on the next exam. [21:09] Nagi     Why do you care now? [21:11] Nagi     You can always just use Dad's power. [21:14] Nagi     Or even if you got a crappy grade,     you could still get by. [21:17] Erika     That won't work this time. [21:20] Nagi     Why not? [21:22] Erika     They want me back home if     I bomb the makeup exam. [21:27] Nagi     What?! E14 - Walls exist to be overcome!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Erika     By the way... [00:05] Erika     Could you help me with studying? [00:07] Nagi     I cannot. [00:08] Erika     Just hear me out. [00:10] Erika     I really need to get a decent     grade on the next exam. [00:14] Nagi     Why do you care now? [00:15] Nagi     You can always just use Dad's power. [00:18] Nagi     Or even if you got a crappy grade,     you could still get by. [00:21] Nagi     That won't work this time. [00:24] Nagi     Why not? [00:26] Nagi     They want me back home if     I bomb the makeup exam. [00:31] Nagi     What?! [02:12] Erika     I hereby begin our briefing. SIGN    Comprehensive     Japanese [02:15] Erika     Here's the situation. [02:17] Erika     Our army has been defeated spectacularly by [02:19] Erika     the overwhelming force of the     Megurogawa Academy exams. [02:23] Erika     We must perfect the exam material by     Monday and conquer the makeup exams. [02:28] Erika     We have orders to withdraw from     this position should we fail. [02:33] Erika     Anything you want to say, Sergeant? [02:36] Nagi     Would you mind leaving if you're     just going to dick around? [02:39] Erika     My motto is to have fun with anything I do. [02:44] Erika     How about a commemorative photo, Sergeant? [02:46] Nagi     No pictures! [02:49] Erika     So anyway, help, please. [02:52] Nagi     It's your own fault. [02:55] Nagi     How are you so patronizing? [02:56] Erika     I'm just desperate. [02:58] Nagi     But why do they want you     back home all of a sudden? [03:02] Erika     They were my first exams since     I transferred, remember? SIGN    Class 2-A Amano Erika Year Ranking (overall) 242nd out of 242 [03:13] Erika     I tried my best... [03:15] Erika     But this school goes so much     faster than Orpheus. [03:20] (Flashback) Soichiro     Erika, I'm sure you understand. [03:23] (Flashback) Soichiro     If you can't keep up, you need to come home. [03:27] Erika     They're pretty concerned     that I ranked last. [03:32] Nagi     I'm sure they are. [03:33] Erika     I feel like your school's got too     many smart people, Nagi-kun. [03:37] Erika     The lectures are so hard.     I have no idea what's going on. [03:40] Erika     The exams are next level, too. [03:42] Nagi     That's because you haven't been studying. [03:45] Nagi     How was it at your old school? [03:47] Erika     This is the first time I ever ranked last. [03:50] Erika     My tutor's exam question     predictions were dead-on. [03:53] Erika     Not that I have a tutor anymore. [03:57] Erika     Why did I transfer to this school, anyway? [04:01] Erika     I wonder why. [04:03] Erika     How odd. [04:05] Nagi     Please stop looking at me. [04:12] Nagi     Just so you know, I'm busy studying, too. [04:15] Nagi     I expect you to focus. [04:17] Erika     Yessir, Sergeant! [04:20] Nagi     We're starting with math. [04:22] Nagi     Mess around, and I'm     discharging you immediately. [04:24] Erika     Yessir! [04:32] Erika     Nice, nice! [04:34] Erika     Look this way! [04:35] Erika     Perfect! [04:37] Nagi     What are you doing? [04:38] Erika     Sachi-chan wanted to study with us. [04:41] Sachi     I have entrance exams, too.     Do you have a problem? [04:43] Nagi     You don't look like someone dealing     with entrance exams to me. [04:47] Nagi     Just stay out of our way. [04:48] Sachi     Okay. [04:53] Erika     Sir! Sergeant! [04:54] Erika     I'm lost. [04:55] Nagi     Already? SIGN    2: A regular hexagon ABCDEF is inscribed inside     a circle of radius 1. Given Θ is 2π...     1) Prove, if true, that     sin 3Θ + sin 2Θ = 0.     2) Find cos Θ.     3) Find α.     4) Find the length of line segment AD. [04:57] Erika     This problem here. [04:59] Nagi     The answers are in the key,     along with explanations. [05:02] Nagi     Look at that first. [05:04] Erika     Hear me out, you sergeant from hell. [05:06] Nagi     That's insulting. [05:08] Erika     What is pi? [05:10] Nagi     Seriously?! [05:11] Erika     I get distracted when     problems like these come up. [05:15] Nagi     Pi is the circumference ratio. [05:18] Nagi     It's roughly 3.14. [05:21] Erika     Say what? [05:22] Erika     Why is it 3.14, anyway? SIGN    New Middle School Mathematics [05:27] Nagi     ...which is why this infinitely long number [05:30] Nagi     that comes out of this hexagon     is shortened to 3.14. [05:34] Erika     I see! [05:36] Erika     So, what were we doing? [05:40] Erika     Also, why is this 3.14     thing abbreviated as "pi"? [05:44] Erika     If we're going to use symbols,     why can't we just make it a cute emoji? [05:48] Sachi     Erika-chan, you can always work on     another problem when you get stuck. [05:52] Sachi     Right, Onii? [05:53] Nagi     Yeah. That's probably for the better. [05:56] Erika     Makes sense. [05:57] Erika     Okay, next. [06:03] Erika     Done! SIGN    Modern Literature SIGN    Question 1: Describe how "I"     would have felt     in the underlined text. [06:06] Nagi     Let's see. SIGN    They felt squee [06:10] Erika     They felt squee! [06:14] Nagi     How about English? [06:15] Erika     Wait, I'm googling it now. [06:18] Nagi     Next! SIGN    Chronology [06:24] Nagi     There's nothing to get confused     about in history, right? [06:27] Erika     Nagi-kun... [06:28] Nagi     Now what? [06:30] Erika     I'm still thinking about pi. [06:33] Erika     Why is it that symbol? [06:36] Sachi     I think I'm getting in the way,     so I'll go back to my room. [06:39] Erika     You aren't in the way. [06:41] Erika     Wait, hold on... [06:42] Erika     It's already been three hours     since we started studying. [06:45] Erika     Isn't that awesome? [06:46] Nagi     Excuse me, but are you even trying? [06:48] Erika     What?! [06:50] Erika     I'm totally staring down the questions! [06:53] Nagi     It's been three hours and you haven't     finished a single problem properly. [06:57] Nagi     It doesn't seem like you're trying! [06:59] Erika     Well... [07:01] Nagi     I want to study so I can beat Segawa-san. [07:06] Erika     Oh, really? Fine. [07:07] Erika     Forget it, then. I'll just go home. [07:10] Nagi     Suit yourself. [07:12] Sachi     Wait... [07:13] Sachi     Hey, Onii! [07:17] Erika     I get it. [07:19] Erika     There's no way I can pass the makeup test. [07:23] Erika     Dad knows that. [07:26] Erika     He's using this to make me come home. [07:30] Nagi     I bet. [07:32] Nagi     I've strived to become     independent since I met you. [07:36] Nagi     But this is how it ends. [07:40] Nagi     It's my fate to have to do as my parents say. [07:48] Sachi     Erika-chan... [08:00] Nagi     Fate, huh? [08:03] Nagi     I guess... [08:05] Nagi     If Amano-san has to leave,     Sachi and I will be going home, too. [08:12] Nagi     It's been two months since     I came to this place. [08:17] Nagi     It was really uncomfortable at first, [08:20] Nagi     but I guess when I went home     last time, it felt nostalgic. [08:26] Nagi     I liked this desk, too. [08:31] Nagi     And the bed. [08:32] Nagi     Guess I'm going back to sleeping     in a futon on the tatami mats. [08:40] Nagi     It is what it is, I guess. [08:57] Nagi     Wait, Sachi, you're still awake? [09:00] Sachi     Yeah. [09:01] Sachi     I'm sleeping here tonight. [09:03] Nagi     Why's that? [09:04] Sachi     Erika-chan's studying. SIGN    Victory SIGN    Victory [09:22] Nagi     Oh, she is? [09:27] Sachi     Why don't you teach her properly? [09:30] Nagi     You saw her. [09:33] Nagi     Besides, she's intent on going home. [09:36] Nagi     There's nothing I can do. [09:38] Sachi     You're the one who's intent on going home! [09:41] Nagi     What's the problem? [09:42] Nagi     It's not like you're never     going to see her again. [09:57] Sachi     Onii, you jerk. [10:07] (Flashback) Erika     You know how Nagi-kun takes     everything he does really seriously? [10:10] (Flashback) Erika     He's really hardworking. [10:12] (Flashback) Erika     I'll help you out. [10:14] (Flashback) Erika     I get distracted when     problems like these come up. [10:24] Nagi     3.14, my ass. [10:31] Nagi     You fundamentally don't know how to study! [10:33] Erika     Wait, who said you could come in? [10:39] Nagi     To hell with the circle ratio! [10:41] Nagi     Stop thinking like a scholar! [10:43] Nagi     The makeup exam is made up     of questions from the exam. [10:45] Nagi     In other words, memorization! [10:50] Nagi     We're doing this. [10:53] Erika     Let's do it! [10:56] Erika     A-Actually, I told you I'm done. [10:59] Erika     You're studying hard for     Hiro-chan, aren't you? [11:01] Erika     I can't keep dragging you down. [11:04] Nagi     I don't suck enough to get dragged     down by the likes of you. [11:07] Erika     The likes of me?! [11:09] Nagi     Besides, why are you studying? [11:11] Nagi     I thought you were going to     accept your fate and go home. [11:15] Nagi     You don't want to, do you? [11:18] Nagi     Don't try to spare me.     Just tell me the truth. [11:21] Nagi     You want my help so that you     don't have to go home, don't you? [11:24] Erika     But that's... [11:26] Nagi     Your problems are my problems. [11:29] Nagi     You're my fiancée. [11:35] Nagi     I'll change fate. [11:48] Erika     Change fate? [11:50] Erika     You're so grandiose. [11:52] Erika     You'd better take responsibility, then. [11:58] Nagi     Leave it to me! [11:59] Nagi     For the next two days,     you are under my purview. [12:03] Erika     You are a sergeant from hell! [12:05] Nagi     Answer either yes or yes! [12:07] Erika     Y-Yessir! [12:08] Nagi     Not "yessir"! Yes or yes! [12:10] Erika     Yes, sir! [12:12] Nagi     Good, that's it! Once more! [12:14] Erika     Yes, sir! [12:15] Sachi     Guess I'll borrow Onii's room. [12:21] Nagi     No looking at your phone     the moment I turn away! [12:23] Nagi     No eating snacks! [12:24] Nagi     No sleeping! [12:25] Nagi     Focus! [12:29] Erika     You're too mean. I can't. [12:43] Teacher     Why are you here, Umino? [12:45] Nagi     Don't mind me. [12:50] Teacher     Now, as for your makeup exam... [12:54] Teacher     Well done. [12:57] Erika     Nagi-kun! [12:59] Erika     I did it, Nagi-kun! [13:01] Nagi     You did it, Amano-san! [13:04] Nagi     Yes! [13:12] Secretary     Sir. [13:13] Secretary     That was unfortunate. SIGN    Erika SIGN    I passed the makeups! [13:15] Secretary     I heard your daughter won't be returning. [13:19] Soichiro     Unfortunate? [13:21] Soichiro     No. [13:23] Soichiro     All is well. [13:33] Sachi     Congratulations on passing the exams! [13:36] Erika     Thanks! [13:38] Sachi     I'm so happy. [13:39] Sachi     You're really amazing, Erika-chan. [13:41] Erika     I know. [13:42] Erika     It's a piece of cake,     once I put my mind to it. [13:44] Nagi     Like hell it's a "piece of cake"! [13:46] Nagi     I pulled two straight all-nighters for you! [13:48] Nagi     Not only that, I wrote two     custom textbooks for you! [13:51] Nagi     I marked your work, monitored you     so you wouldn't fall asleep, [13:54] NAgi     provided rations, managed your schedule... [13:57] Nagi     That was all me! All me! [13:59] Erika     I was the one who passed. [14:01] Nagi     Yeah, but still! [14:06] Erika     Thanks, though. [14:10] Erika     I've never been so happy     about an exam result. [14:16] Nagi     I hate being so nervous about an exam. [14:20] Sachi     Who cares? She passed. [14:23] Sachi     So now, it's festival time! [14:27] Erika     What? You're going to celebrate for me? [14:31] Sachi     No, we're not. [14:33] Sachi     There's a festival by my place this weekend. [14:37] Sachi     I was thinking of inviting you     if you passed the exams. [14:41] Sachi     My parents get really gung-ho     about it every year. It'll be fun. [14:45] Erika     Gung-ho? [14:46] Erika     Festival? [14:47] Namie     Samba! [14:48] Yohei     VamoLá! [14:50] Yohei     Tequila! [14:51] Erika     That sounds fun. [14:53] Nagi     What kind of festival?! [14:55] Erika     You're going, too, right? [14:57] Nagi     Of course I'm going. [14:59] Nagi     My attendance is mandatory. [15:01] Erika     Mandatory? SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Original Yakisoba SIGN    Bonito Flakes [15:12] Namie     Huh? SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Yakitori [15:14] Namie     Hey, Dad, where's the sliced cabbage? [15:18] Yohei     Didn't Nagi put it in the fridge? [15:21] Sachi     Wasn't it in the kitchen? [15:24] Nagi     Get a grip, everyone. [15:25] Nagi     We haven't even cut the cabbage yet. [15:27] Yohei     No way! [15:29] Customer A     Hey, Nagi-kun, Sachi-chan. [15:31] Customer A     Helping out again this year? [15:32] Customer A     Good on you. [15:33] Nagi     It's mandatory. [15:35] Male Vendor     Step right up! [15:36] Female Vendor     Check us out! SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Original Yakisoba [15:42] Namie     There, that should do it. [15:44] Yohei     I know we do this every year,     but we sure are fast. [15:47] Sachi     Did you go say hi to the     neighborhood association yet? [15:50] Namie     No, not yet. SIGN    Original Yakisoba SIGN    Cotton Candy SIGN    Takoyaki [15:53] Yohei     Could you watch the shop? Thanks. [15:55] Sachi     Okay. [15:56] Nagi     Yeah. [15:59] Sachi     By the way, Erika-chan said she'll be     late because she has to get ready. [16:03] Nagi     Mm-hm. [16:04] Sachi     You have to take this more seriously, Onii. [16:07] Nagi     It's my precious weekend. [16:10] Nagi     Plus I was too busy helping Amano-san     last week to do my own studying. [16:17] Sachi     Mom said you're free     once you meet your quota. [16:22] Nagi     Really?! [16:23] Sachi     Umino family wisdom: [16:24] Nagi     Walls exist to be overcome! [16:28] Sachi     Let's sell, Onii. SIGN    Yakisoba     500 yen each [16:29] Nagi     All right! SIGN    Shaved Ice [16:39] Sachi     Thanks for waiting. [16:40] Sachi     That'll be 500 yen. [16:42] Sachi     Here you are. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Original Yakisoba [16:44] Sachi     Three coming up, Onii. [16:46] Nagi     Roger. [16:47] Girl's Father     Sorry, could we get another     pair of chopsticks? SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Cotton Candy [16:51] Sachi     Sure. [16:57] Girl's Father     Good teamwork. [16:58] Girl's Father     You're a nice couple. [17:00] Nagi     Sorry. [17:02] Sachi     Here you are. [17:03] Girl's Father     Thanks. [17:06] Sachi     See you. [17:07] Young Girl     Bye-bye. [17:09] Nagi     What are you doing? Be careful. [17:15] Hiro     Hey, Umino-kun? [17:17] Nagi     S-Segawa-san?! [17:19] Hiro     I thought it was you. [17:21] Nagi     Why are you... [17:22] Nagi     And your yukata... [17:25] Hiro     Does it suit me? [17:26] Nagi     Yes. [17:27] Hiro     My shrine is one of the     sponsors for this festival, [17:31] Hiro     so I'm helping. [17:32] Hiro     How about you? [17:34] Nagi     This is my house. [17:35] Hiro     Wow! [17:37] Hiro     I didn't realize you lived at a diner. [17:40] Nagi     It's just a plain old diner. [17:42] Sachi     Segawa... [17:42] Hiro     I'd like to come by sometime. [17:43] Nagi     Please. [17:44] Sachi     I've heard that name. SIGN    Segawa Hiro          Are you interested in     so-called "dates"? [17:48] Nagi     The person who went on a date with Onii! SIGN    Segawa Hiro          Are you interested in     so-called "dates"? [17:53] Hiro     Hi, who's this? [17:55] Sachi     Oh, she's my sister. [17:57] Sachi     Her name's Sachi. [17:59] Hiro     Nice to meet you, Sachi-san. [18:02] Hiro     I'm Segawa Hiro, from Umino-kun's class. [18:05] Hiro     I've been in your brother's care. [18:12] Nagi     Come on, Sachi, that was rude. [18:16] Nagi     Hey, Sachi! [18:19] Hiro     Sorry. You must be busy. [18:22] Nagi     Sorry, Segawa-san. [18:24] Hiro     Hey, Umino-kun... [18:26] Hiro     Would you like to walk     around the festival later? [18:31] Nagi     Yeah! [18:34] Hiro     Okay, see you later. [18:39] Nagi     A date with Segawa-san in a yukata! [18:42] Sachi     I thought we were going     to go with Erika-chan. [18:45] Nagi     I never promised that. [18:48] Nagi     Where'd that come from? [18:51] Sachi     Forget it. [18:52] Nagi     Why are you so mad? [18:54] Sachi     I'm not mad. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Original Yakisoba [18:56] Stall Customer     Hello, one yakisoba, please. [18:59] Sachi     Coming up. SIGN    Yakisoba     500 yen each [19:07] Sachi     Come on, Onii. [19:08] Sachi     We're never going to reach our     quota if you don't keep up. [19:11] Sachi     You want to go hang out, don't you? [19:12] Nagi     Y-Yeah. [19:14] Sachi     That'll be 500 yen. [19:18] Nagi     Mom, Dad... [19:20] Sachi     Please be sure to eat     it before it gets cold. [19:20] Nagi     I can't figure out what my     sister's thinking these days. [19:23] Sachi     You'll love it. SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District SIGN    Cotton Candy SIGN    Buttered Potatoes [19:33] Yohei     She's like Namie-chan when she was younger. [19:35] Namie     Stop. [19:36] Councilman     Really? [19:36] Yohei     No, really, she's an angel. SIGN    Sold Out [19:51] Erika     You're so cute, Sachi-chan! [19:54] Sachi     You, too. [19:56] Sachi     Thanks for lending me one. [19:58] Sachi     I don't have a yukata, so I appreciate it. [20:00] Erika     I'm glad, then. [20:02] Erika     I wanted to make up for all the     trouble over the makeup exam. [20:04] Erika     It took such a long time to get ready. [20:08] Sachi     Wanna hang out around     here until Mom calls us? [20:13] Erika     Okay. [20:13] Erika     Where's Nagi-kun? [20:15] Erika     I brought one for him, too. [20:18] Sachi     Forget Onii. [20:19] Sachi     Just let him do cleanup. [20:21] Erika     Okay. [20:22] Erika     I wish I could have helped out at the shop. [20:25] Sachi     You do? SIGN    Meguro Myoujin [20:27] Sachi     We would have sold out     faster if you were there. [20:30] Erika     Are you sure? [20:31] Sachi     I'm sure. [20:34] Erika     Hiro-chan. [20:37] Erika     Why? Why? [20:38] Erika     Why are you here? [20:39] Hiro     I could ask you the same thing! [20:43] Hiro     Huh? She's... [20:46] Sachi     This is Sachi-chan. [20:49] Sachi     She's my sister. [20:52] Hiro     What? SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [21:01] Nagi     A festival date with Segawa-san... [21:06] Erika     She's cute, huh? [21:10] Hiro     She's your... sister? [21:27] Nagi     I can't wait. E15 - We have to tell her... about our secret! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Nagi     Hey, wait up! [01:35] Erika     Jeez. [01:36] Erika     I chose that yukata for you,     so you'd better wear it well. [01:41] Nagi     I can't even wear my casual clothes well! [01:53] Erika     Come on, Nagi-kun. Hurry up. [01:57] Erika     Nagi-kun, look! SIGN    Grilled Squid SIGN    Yoyo Fishing SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Shooting SIGN    Karaage [02:12] Erika     I've never been to a festival like this. [02:16] Erika     Where should we go first? [02:18] Nagi     You sure are giddy. SIGN    Segawa Hiro SIGN    Sorry,     I still have some     more work to do here. [02:25] Erika     It's too bad I can't go on a     festival date with Segawa-san... [02:29] Erika     But considering Amano-san is here     with me, maybe it's for the better. [02:34] Erika     I wish we could have brought Sachi-chan along. [02:37] Erika     Oh, well. [02:39] (Flashback) Namie     The local festival doesn't     happen every day, you know. [02:41] (Flashback) Namie     You two should spend it together. [02:44] (Flashback) Yohei     A date between fiancé and fiancée. [02:47] (Flashback) Sachi     You should go. [02:49] (Flashback) Sachi     I'll stay home to help out with work. [02:51] Erika     Hang in there, Sachi-chan! [02:54] Erika     I'll have plenty of fun in your stead! [02:56] Nagi     That's a convenient take. [02:59] Nagi     Although... [03:00] Erika     Oh, Nagi-kun, I want to do that! [03:03] Nagi     This isn't bad for a change, either. SIGN    Goldfish Scooping [03:06] Erika     Goldfish scooping! [03:08] Nagi     I happen to have some money     from helping with work today. SIGN    Chocolate Bananas [03:12] Erika     I wanna play. [03:13] Shopkeep A     Sure, that's 300 yen. [03:15] Erika     With this, please. [03:17] Shopkeep A     B-By card?! [03:21] Erika     I can't pay by card? [03:23] Erika     In this day and age? [03:24] Erika     We're in Japan, aren't we? [03:26] Nagi     I've never seen anyone try to pay for     goldfish scooping with a credit card. SIGN    Cotton Candy [03:32] Nagi     I don't have cash. [03:34] Nagi     Lend me some? [03:37] Nagi     Here. [03:41] Shopkeep A     Here you go, miss. [03:42] Erika     Thanks! [03:45] Erika     I'm taking all of you home! [03:47] Nagi     That's not happening. [04:00] Erika     Got one! [04:03] Nagi     My 1,000 yen just melted away! [04:06] Erika     Let's move on. Next! [04:08] Erika     I have a bad feeling about today. SIGN    Lottery [04:12] Erika     Nagi-kun, look! A lottery! [04:14] Erika     I want to play! SIGN    Chocolate Bananas [04:15] Nagi     You can't use your card for that, either. [04:18] Erika     I know that. [04:19] Erika     Lend me more! SIGN    Fun!     Mustache and Glasses SIGN    6th Place [04:25] Nagi     Nice. [04:26] Nagi     You can use it for cosplaying. [04:29] Erika     No. [04:30] Erika     What I want is... [04:32] Erika     that! SIGN    1st Place [04:35] Nagi     Why?! You already have the same console! [04:39] Erika     It's not the console that I want. [04:42] Erika     It's first place! [04:43] Nagi     Fame over material greed?! [04:46] Erika     If all else fails... [04:49] Erika     I'll draw all the tickets with this! [04:50] Nagi     You had cash?! [04:52] Nagi     We're going! [04:53] Erika     Wait... [04:54] Erika     Why?! [04:55] Erika     I want first place! [04:57] Nagi     That's not how you have fun here. [05:00] Girl A     Isn't that girl famous on Inusta? [05:03] Girl B     Oh, Amano Erika. [05:04] Guy A     Why is she here? [05:07] Guy B     Damn, isn't she super famous? [05:09] Nagi     We're drawing too much attention. [05:12] Nagi     We shouldn't cause a stir. [05:14] Nagi     All right. SIGN    Shooting [05:17] Nagi     Amano-san. [05:21] Nagi     I'll teach you how to enjoy festivals. [05:24] Erika     Okay. SIGN    Shooting SIGN    Light Bulb Soda SIGN    Die Cutting SIGN    Die Cutting [05:48] Erika     Almost there... [05:49] Erika     Almost... [05:53] Nagi     Too bad. [05:54] Erika     Argh, this is too hard! [05:56] Erika     Pops, one more! [05:58] Shopkeep B     Sure, that's 300 yen. [06:03] Nagi     Oh, right. I haven't had dinner yet. [06:06] Nagi     Amano-san, I'm going to buy     some food from the stalls. [06:10] Erika     Don't talk to me right now. [06:11] Erika     I'm hella focused! [06:14] Nagi     Couldn't you use that focus on your exams? [06:18] Nagi     Wait here, then. I'll be right back. SIGN    Okonomiyaki [06:23] Nagi     Hello. Two, please. [06:25] Shopkeep C     Sure. Just a second. [06:28] Sachi     Onii? [06:32] Nagi     Sachi. [06:33] Nagi     Friends from school? [06:34] Sachi     Yeah. We had plans to come. [06:37] Nagi     Are you done at the shop? [06:39] Sachi     Mom and Dad said they can handle it, so I left. [06:43] Nagi     Yeah? [06:44] Nagi     You've got exams coming up.     Don't go too crazy. [06:48] Sachi     Yeah, yeah. I know. [06:51] Sachi     Let's go. [06:52] Friends     Okay. [06:57] Shopkeep C     Here you go! [06:58] Friend B     So, Sachi, was that the brother     you were talking about? [06:59] Shopkeep C     I added some extra. [07:01] Friend A     Wow, he doesn't look anything like you. [07:03] Sachi     Uh... I guess. [07:05] Friend C     You're so cute, unlike him. [07:07] Nagi     I heard that. [07:09] Friend C     I know. [07:10] Friend C     He looks nothing like what I     expected from how Sachi looks. [07:13] Friend A     He looks like a real studyholic. [07:16] Sachi     D-Does he? [07:18] Friend B     He looks so gloomy and hard     to approach, just like you said. [07:22] Nagi     I won't deny that, but... [07:24] Nagi     Is that what she's saying about me at school? [07:27] Sachi     That's not true. [07:29] Friend A     Sure it is. [07:30] Friend A     You say so at school all the time. [07:33] Sachi     It's fine if I say it! [07:38] Sachi     I get to say it, but I don't     like anyone else saying it. [07:43] Friend B     Here we go again! [07:45] Friend C     Sure, sure, you have a brother complex. [07:47] Friend A     You're so cute, Sachi. [07:49] Sachi     Th-That's not how it is. [07:52] Friend A     Sorry. [07:53] Friend A     I'll buy you a candy apple. [07:55] Sachi     And cotton candy. [07:56] Friend B     You're getting greedy. [07:58] Friend A     C'mon, let's go. [08:05] Erika     Okonomiyaki! [08:06] Nagi     I love food stall okonomiyaki. [08:11] Nagi     The scent of this sauce really     gives you festival vibes. [08:15] Nagi     I'm sure you'll be okay with this, too. [08:18] Erika     Did you say something? [08:23] Erika     This stuff is so hard to eat. [08:25] Erika     It's good, though. [08:28] Nagi     You've never eaten on your feet, have you? [08:31] Nagi     Let's go home, Amano-san.     You aren't cut out for festivals. [08:34] Erika     What's that supposed to mean? [08:36] Erika     I don't want to go home yet. [08:39] Shibata&Stalkers     Hold it! [08:42] Erika     Ack! [08:43] Stalker C     I knew it! Erika-tan's here! [08:45] Shibata     I saw on social media that     you were here, Erika-tan. [08:48] Stalker B     You're spectacular in your yukata, too. [08:52] Nagi     These guys again? [08:54] Erika     Nagi-kun, get 'em! [08:57] Erika     Come on, be a badass like last time! Bap, bap! [09:01] Stalker C     Nagi-kun?! [09:02] Stalker B     A badass?! [09:04] Stalker B     Dude, haven't you learned? [09:05] Stalker C     You're still following Erika-tan around?! [09:08] Nagi     That's more about you. [09:10] Stalker B&C     Shibata-san, please! [09:13] Shibata     Wretched stalker! [09:20] Shibata     I've powered up even more! [09:22] Shibata     And today... [09:24] Shibata     I shall be rid of you! [09:29] Stalker B     Nice muscles! [09:30] Stalker C     So jacked! [09:32] Stalker C     Ripped like a chocolate bar! [09:36] Erika     N-Nagi-kun! [09:40] Nagi     Let's run! [09:45] Shibata     What?! [09:46] Nagi     Retreat is victory! [10:16] Nagi     I'm sure they won't chase us this far. [10:19] Erika     Yeah. [10:21] Erika     Why did you run, though? [10:23] Erika     Those dorks would have been cake. [10:25] Nagi     We'd start a commotion if we fought there. [10:28] Nagi     You wouldn't want that, either. SIGN    Fights [10:31] Erika     But apparently fights are     a feature of festivals. [10:34] Nagi     I don't like standing out. [10:47] Nagi     What? [10:48] Erika     Nagi-kun, you reek of sauce. [10:50] Nagi     Because I touched you when     you were covered in sauce. [10:54] Nagi     You got your hands all messy     with the okonomiyaki. [11:02] Erika     Oh, man... [11:04] Nagi     What? [11:05] Erika     All of this is so fun. [11:08] Nagi     Fun? [11:09] Erika     Yeah. [11:10] Erika     This is my first time at a festival, [11:12] Erika     and I already experienced everything     I read about on Google. [11:15] Nagi     You went on Google, huh? [11:17] Erika     It really feels like summer. [11:21] Erika     I don't think I'll ever forget this summer. [11:33] Nagi     Y-Yeah? [11:35] Nagi     Isn't it a lot duller than your usual summers? [11:40] Erika     True. SIGN    m0 0 l 200 0 l 200 40 l 0 40 SIGN    In Monaco [11:43] Erika     I do spend my summers overseas. [11:47] Erika     But this is way more fun. [11:52] Nagi     I-Is that because... [12:07] Erika     So pretty. [12:13] Friend A     Look, fireworks! [12:14] Friend B     So pretty! [12:17] Sachi     I wonder if Onii and     Erika-chan are watching, too. [12:23] Sachi     Couldn't it have been me? SIGN    Meguro Myoujin [12:32] Hiro     It's already started. [12:35] Hiro     Jeez, Mom... [12:37] Hiro     She keeps making me deal with everything. SIGN    Umino Nagi SIGN    Sorry,     I still have some     more work to do here. SIGN    All good. Understood! There's still     the fireworks, if you can make it! SIGN    I couldn't make it!     Sorr [12:47] Erika     That firework was way too huge! [12:51] Nagi     That last one was bigger. [12:53] Erika     No, that one. [12:56] Nagi     No, this one was bigger. [12:58] Erika     No way. [13:00] Erika     That last one was... [13:01] Hiro     Finally found you! [13:08] Hiro     I was looking for you guys. [13:11] Erika     Hiro-chan! [13:12] Erika     Are you done with work? [13:14] Erika     Let's watch the fireworks together. [13:16] Nagi     Wait, Segawa-san! [13:17] Nagi     This is just, uh... [13:19] Hiro     Wait. [13:19] Hiro     I have a question I want to ask. [13:23] Erika     A question? [13:25] Hiro     You both said Sachi-chan's your sister. [13:35] Hiro     What is your relationship with each other? [13:42] Hiro     Oh, um, I was just wondering what's going on. [13:48] Hiro     I mean, it's weird that you both     call Sachi-chan your sister, isn't it? [13:54] Nagi     Well... [13:57] Nagi     What's going on?! [13:59] Nagi     What have you told her, Amano-san?! [14:03] Erika     Nagi-kun. [14:06] Hiro     Huh? [14:07] Nagi     Running isn't the right move here! [14:10] Erika     Just come! [14:23] Erika     Why did you say that? [14:24] Erika     Sachi-chan's my sister! [14:27] Nagi     No, she's my sister. [14:31] Erika     When did you even introduce     Sachi-chan to her? [14:34] Nagi     And why didn't you tell her the truth?! [14:36] Erika     I was too distracted by the festival to! [14:39] Nagi     So was I! [14:47] Erika     So, what do we do now? [14:50] Nagi     We'll just have to tell her the truth. [14:54] Erika     Are you serious? [14:55] Erika     We have to think of a way to cover it up. [14:58] Nagi     How? [15:00] Erika     Well... [15:02] Nagi     Sachi is one thing, but we     can't explain why you're here. [15:07] Erika     I-I know, but... [15:10] Erika     Are you sure that's what you want? [15:14] Erika     Hiro-chan might hate you. [15:20] Nagi     Segawa-san isn't like that! [15:24] Nagi     I don't think. [15:24] Erika     You don't think?! [15:26] Nagi     We can't lie to her now. [15:30] Nagi     We have to tell her... [15:32] Nagi     about our secret. [15:45] Hiro     You were swapped at birth,     and now you're engaged? [15:50] Nagi     We were going to tell you at some point, [15:54] Nagi     but we didn't even know about     this until recently ourselves. [15:56] Erika     Y-Yeah... [16:00] Nagi     Sorry we never told you. [16:03] Erika     I'm sorry. [16:05] Hiro     I see. [16:08] Hiro     We're all the same, then. [16:11] Hiro     I'm engaged, too. [16:13] Erika     Huh? [16:15] Erika     What?! [16:19] Hiro     Has Umino-kun not told you anything? [16:22] Erika     He hasn't! [16:23] Erika     So you knew about this, Nagi-kun? [16:27] Nagi     I guess. [16:28] Erika     You knew both our secrets?! [16:32] Nagi     I guess. [16:34] Erika     Traitor! [16:36] Nagi     Or maybe I'm just tight-lipped! [16:39] Hiro     I'm relieved, though. [16:42] Hiro     That solves the mystery of Sachi-chan. [16:44] Hiro     So that's how she's both of your sister. [16:48] Hiro     My parents are pushy, but I guess     yours aren't much better, huh? [16:53] Nagi     Segawa-san... [16:55] Erika     Yeah, that's right! [16:58] Erika     Like... [16:59] Erika     Like, y'know... [17:01] Erika     Hiro-chan! [17:02] Erika     I feel like we're going to     get along even better now! [17:07] Hiro     Me, too. [17:13] Erika     I'm so sorry I never told you. [17:16] Erika     I just didn't want it to     become a big deal at school. [17:19] Hiro     I get it. [17:21] Hiro     Everyone would be shocked. [17:22] Hiro     Set up by your parents,     in this day and age? [17:25] Erika     Right? [17:27] Hiro     Of course you decided to keep it secret. [17:31] Hiro     I won't tell anyone. [17:35] Erika     Yeah, same. [17:39] Hiro     Okay, so the three of us... [17:41] Hiro     are the Engaged Alliance. [17:44] Erika     Engaged Alliance? [17:45] Erika     What? That's hilarious. [17:49] Hiro     Right? [17:50] Erika     "Alliance" sounds cool. [17:53] Nagi     I was worried for a second,     but it all worked out. [17:53] Erika     What should our first action be? [17:55] Hiro     Maybe a pledge? [17:57] Erika     Oh, a pledge? [17:58] Hiro     Yeah. [17:58] Nagi     I'm glad Segawa-san is Segawa-san. [17:58] Hiro     We'll swear to protect each other's     secrets as we enjoy our school lives... [18:09] Hiro     I'm so jealous, though. [18:12] Hiro     You guys have such an adorable sister. [18:15] Hiro     I wish I had a Sachi-chan. [18:19] Nagi     What do you mean by that? [18:20] Erika     No! Sachi-chan's my sister! [18:24] Hiro     I know. Why don't you     bring her over sometime? [18:27] Erika     I said no! [18:30] Erika     Oh, crap! [18:31] Erika     I'd promised I'd buy Sachi-chan     a gift at the festival. [18:35] Erika     I'll go buy something. I'll see you at home. [18:37] Nagi     Wait, Sachi's already... [18:41] Nagi     And she's gone. [18:44] Nagi     Sachi was at the festival.     She'd finished her work already. [18:47] Hiro     Is Sachi-chan like that, too? [18:49] Nagi     No way. [18:52] Hiro     So Erika-chan's personality     doesn't come from her genes? [18:56] Nagi     It's definitely her upbringing. [18:59] Hiro     She's a rich girl, huh? [19:00] Nagi     Yup. [19:09] Hiro     Okay, I'm going this way. [19:12] Nagi     I'll walk you closer to home. [19:14] Hiro     It's okay. [19:15] Hiro     My family will be waiting for me. [19:17] Nagi     Okay. [19:19] Hiro     See you at school tomorrow. [19:21] Nagi     Yeah. [19:52] Hiro     Hey, Umino-kun... [19:59] Hiro     No more secrets, okay? [20:20] Hiro     Please? [20:24] Nagi     Of course. [20:26] Nagi     No more. [20:45] Erika     I'm home. [20:49] Sachi     I feel like this is a bit much. [20:53] Erika     Yeah... [20:55] Erika     By the way, where's Nagi-kun? [20:58] Sachi     He came home a while ago. He's in the bath. [21:01] Erika     What? But I was going to take a bath! [21:12] Sachi     Erika-chan... [21:14] Sachi     What do you think of her? E16 - I want to talk about now. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] Sachi     Listen up, Erika-chan. [01:34] Sachi     This is a secret mission. [01:36] Erika     Roger. [01:42] Erika     Detectives Erika and Sachi! [01:45] Erika     Move out! SIGN    Nikoniko Market [01:51] Sachi     There she is. [01:54] Sachi     Why is she buying so much food? [01:56] Sachi     Suspicious. [01:57] Erika     Hiro-chan said she makes her own lunches. [02:08] Sachi     She picked it up. [02:09] Sachi     Suspicious. [02:11] Police     Thanks for that. [02:12] Police     Wasn't it a lot of work? [02:14] Hiro     No, I'm sure someone's looking for it. SIGN    Higashieki Police Box [02:22] Sachi     She's meeting up with a guy. [02:24] Sachi     And he's hot! [02:27] Sachi     I figured it was something like that. [02:30] Erika     I guess he was just hitting on her. SIGN    Please take me [02:38] Sachi     See that? She abandons it. [02:43] Little Girl     So cute! [02:44] Erika     I'm so moved! SIGN    Mandarins [02:54] Sachi     Why? [02:55] Sachi     How? [02:57] Sachi     She buys her own supplies for     lunch and cooks for herself. [03:01] Sachi     She delivers a lost 100-yen coin to the police. [03:03] Sachi     She turns down a good-looking guy. [03:05] Sachi     She saves abandoned cats,     and she's even nice to kids. [03:09] Sachi     What... [03:10] Sachi     Who is she? [03:12] Sachi     Something's wrong with her. [03:14] Sachi     This can't be real. [03:15] Erika     Hey, Sachi-chan... [03:15] Sachi     She's way too good. [03:17] Erika     Just throwing this out there... [03:18] Erika     Perhaps we aren't detectives so much as stalkers. [03:23] Sachi     St— [03:24] Sachi     No, I'm not. [03:26] Erika     You totally look like a     stalker right now, though. [03:30] Erika     You look suspicious. [03:31] Erika     I tagged along because you said     we were going to play detective. [03:34] Erika     This isn't anything like that. [03:35] Hiro     Bye, now. [03:36] Sachi     Th-That's because... [03:38] Erika     You don't have to do this. [03:39] Erika     You could just go talk to her. [03:42] Sachi     I don't want to do that. [03:46] Sachi     I just want to know what     kind of person she is. [03:53] Erika     Is that because she's the one Nagi-kun likes? [03:59] Sachi     A-As his sister, I have to know these things. [04:02] Sachi     What if she turns out to be a weirdo? [04:07] Erika     Hiro-chan is a good person. [04:10] Erika     I've always been treated     like a spoiled rich girl. [04:15] Erika     I've always been alone. [04:18] Erika     People would sometimes talk to me,     but they just wanted to get on my good side. [04:23] Erika     It's really obvious when they do that. [04:26] Erika     But Hiro-chan wasn't like that. [04:29] Erika     She treated me the same way     she treats everyone else. [04:35] Erika     She's studious, athletic, and cute. [04:38] Erika     She's kind to everyone, and she's popular. [04:41] Erika     I couldn't believe we had     someone like her in our class. [04:44] Erika     I was really surprised at first. [04:46] Erika     I always look forward to going     to school and seeing Hiro-chan. [04:52] Erika     I guess it's what you call being friends. [04:56] Erika     And I like Hiro-chan even more after today. [05:02] Sachi     You're taking her side, too? [05:06] Sachi     I'm going home. [05:07] Erika     W-Wait... Sachi-chan! [05:12] Nagi     What do you mean? [05:14] Sachi     Like I said... [05:17] Sachi     That Segawa-san person     I met at the festival... [05:19] Sachi     She's a perfect superhuman! [05:22] Nagi     Yeah, I know. [05:24] Sachi     She's super pretty! [05:26] Sachi     She's super nice! [05:27] Sachi     She can do anything! [05:28] Sachi     Someone like her is way beyond you! [05:33] Nagi     How do you know her so well? [05:39] Nagi     Ow, ow, ow! [05:41] Nagi     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [05:43] Nagi     Wait, what did I even d— [05:52] Sachi     She's the reason you're trying to     place first in your year, isn't she? [06:00] Sachi     I've made up my mind. [06:02] Sachi     I'm going to your high school. [06:06] Nagi     Come again? [06:08] Sachi     I can't leave the Umino family in the     hands of a sloppy creeper like you. [06:14] Nagi     Huh? [06:19] Erika     Open campus? [06:21] Sachi     Yeah. [06:22] Sachi     I'm thinking of checking     out you guys' school soon. [06:26] Erika     That's great. You should come. [06:27] Erika     Get a good look around. [06:29] Nagi     This is silly. [06:31] Nagi     It's the only school you're interested in,     so why do you need to visit? [06:34] Nagi     It's a waste of time. [06:35] Sachi     That's not true. [06:36] Sachi     What's true, then? [06:39] Sachi     I'm going to picture myself a student at     Megurogawa to prepare myself for it. [06:43] Erika     Walking to school with my kid sister! [06:48] Nagi     Dumbass sisters. [06:49] Sachi     Although I guess it means I have to     see Onii's high school loner life. [06:54] Sachi     So gross. [06:56] Nagi     Shut up. [06:58] Sachi     Now that I'm pumped, I'm going to go study. [07:01] Nagi     I swear, that Sachi... Is she seriously coming? [07:04] Erika     Why not? [07:05] Erika     She's enthusiastic about     going to high school. [07:06] Erika     That's a good thing. [07:08] Nagi     I don't mean that. [07:10] Nagi     I just feel weird about this. [07:14] Nagi     Calling her my "sister"     doesn't feel right lately. [07:17] Erika     What do you mean by that? [07:19] Sachi     Have you noticed how she's     been acting out lately? [07:23] Sachi     She wasn't like that before. [07:27] Erika     Does this mean the time has come when     we have to admit that she's my sister? [07:32] Nagi     That's not the point! [07:36] Female Student A     I heard there's a really cute     girl here for orientation. [07:39] Female Student B     I saw her. An insanely pretty     girl in a sailor uniform. SIGN    Open     Campus [07:42] Male Student A     Is she a celebrity? [07:44] Male Student B     I hope she comes to our     high school next year. [07:48] Nagi     Look at that crowd. [07:50] Erika     That's my Sachi-chan. [07:52] Erika     She's definitely my sister. [07:55] Shion     I'm so in love! [07:56] Shion     Who is she?! [07:57] Shion     She's so adorbs! [07:59] Shion     Wait, but I have Erika-chan... [08:02] Nagi     I feel like I've seen him somewhere. [08:04] Erika     Have we? [08:06] Erika     Shion-san. [08:07] Erika     Shion-san. [08:08] Sachi     Shion-san. [08:10] Sachi     Shion-san. [08:11] Shion     Wait, is it me or do those two look alike? [08:13] Shion     Are they sisters? [08:16] Nagi     Creepy how perceptive he is. [08:17] Erika     Scary. [08:19] Nagi     Anyway, is Sachi okay? [08:22] Nagi     She's been standing there this whole time. [08:24] Erika     She must be waiting for someone. [08:26] Erika     Like a guide or something. [08:28] Nagi     A guide? [08:30] Nagi     I-I have a bad feeling about this. [08:33] Hiro     I'm here. [08:35] Hiro     Sorry I'm late. [08:36] Hiro     You're Umino Sachi-san, right? [08:38] Sachi     Yes. [08:39] Hiro     Nice to meet you again. [08:41] Hiro     I'm Segawa Hiro,     and I'm going to be your guide. [08:43] Hiro     I look forward to it. [08:45] Sachi     I look forward to it, too. [08:48] Nagi     No! [08:50] Erika     What's your problem? [08:50] Nagi     This can't happen! Don't let this happen! [08:51] Erika     It's better than someone     we don't know at all, isn't it? [08:54] Erika     Sachi-chan must be nervous, too. [08:57] Nagi     That's not it. [08:59] Nagi     That's not the point. [09:00] Nagi     Sachi's definitely gonna talk about my     private life for her own amusement! SIGN    Blah Blah Blah [09:05] Nagi     About how I grind my teeth in my sleep,     or how I sing really loud in the bath... [09:05] Sachi     Blah, blah... [09:10] Erika     No, there are plenty of worse     things she could be saying. [09:13] Nagi     What? No way! [09:14] Erika     There are. [09:16] Nagi     Either way, I need to stop     her before she talks. [09:19] Nagi     After them! [09:20] Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun! SIGN    Library [09:23] Hiro     Okay, next, let's go here. [09:25] Hiro     This is our library. [09:27] Hiro     The library at our high     school is always available. [09:30] Sachi     I heard about it from Onii. [09:32] Sachi     He said the library's comfortable. [09:35] Hiro     Yeah. [09:35] Hiro     It's a good place to focus. I like it, too. [09:39] Hiro     Our school's pretty liberal, but it's     really strict when it comes to academics. [09:45] Hiro     I guess you've heard that     from your brother, too. [09:49] Sachi     I see it every day. [09:51] Nagi     Those two seem to get     along surprisingly well. [09:54] Erika     Yup, yup. [09:55] Erika     Like a senpai and her underclassman? [09:58] Erika     Or more like big sister and little sister. [10:06] Sachi     Congratulations, Onee-san. [10:14] Hiro     Thank you, Sachi-chan. [10:17] Nagi     Big sister and little sister... [10:22] Nagi     Right! I never thought of it that way! [10:25] Nagi     All good, then! [10:26] Erika     Good how? [10:27] Erika     I was just making stuff up. [10:30] Nagi     Huh? [10:31] Nagi     Hey, where did they go? [10:33] Nagi     Shoot, we lost them! [10:34] Erika     Nagi-kun, over there. [10:37] Nagi     The courtyard? [10:40] Sachi     Huh... [10:41] Sachi     So you can eat lunch here? [10:44] Hiro     Yeah. And we chat and stuff. [10:47] Sachi     It's so nice. [10:49] Sachi     It gets my imagination going. [10:53] Hiro     Well, that's it for the tour. [10:56] Hiro     Do you have any questions? [10:59] Sachi     Yes. [11:00] Hiro     Yes, Sachi-san? What is it? [11:06] Nagi     What are they talking about? [11:09] Erika     I can't hear them at all. [11:12] Sachi     What do you think of Onii? [11:19] Hiro     Oh, it's a personal question about me, huh? [11:24] Hiro     I'm engaged, actually. [11:29] Hiro     But... I'm curious about Umino-kun, I guess. [11:37] Sachi     I don't think that's good. [11:41] Nagi     What are they saying? [11:43] Erika     I can't tell. [11:44] Erika     But it doesn't seem like it's very good. [11:51] Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun! [11:55] Nagi     Segawa-san! Sachi! [11:56] Hiro     Umino-kun? [11:58] Sachi     Onii. [12:00] Nagi     What were you two talking about? [12:05] Sachi     None of your business. [12:09] Hiro     I have a feeling we're going to     get along really well, though. [12:13] Sachi&Hiro     Right? [12:16] Hiro     Why don't you have lunch with us? [12:18] Sachi     Really? [12:19] Hiro     It's on me. [12:20] Sachi     Yay! [12:22] Nagi     What just happened? [12:28] Yonezawa     What's this? [12:29] Takahashi     What's this? What am I seeing? [12:31] Yonezawa     Isn't that Mr. Umino? [12:32] Yonezawa     What treachery! [12:33] Yonezawa     He's having lunch with three girls! [12:36] Takahashi     In the courtyard, where all     the popular people go, no less! [12:39] Yonezawa     I thought he was one of us! That traitor! [12:45] Yonezawa     This situation... [12:46] Takahashi     Here we go. [12:48] Takahashi     Who's taking the stage after     Icarus and Akechi Mitsuhide? [12:53] Yonezawa     He's the harem protagonist! [12:56] Takahashi     I'm so jealous! [12:58] Yonezawa     However... [13:00] Yonezawa     You know what he's faced     with in this situation. [13:02] Yonezawa     Turmoil upon turmoil. [13:04] Yonezawa     It's not all happy days for him. [13:08] Yonezawa     Will their future be spent     in heaven or in hell? [13:09] Erika     Nagi-kun, I brought those for all of us to eat. [13:12] Nagi     Huh? [13:12] Yonezawa     He knows not that he will someday be     forced to make the ultimate decision. [13:13] Hiro     That's a boy for you. They're all big eaters. [13:15] Sachi     Still, you're eating way too much. [13:18] Erika     Hey! I was going to eat     the one with the truffles! [13:21] Nagi     Where did you get such an     expensive rice ball, anyway? [13:27] Nagi     Dinner's ready. [13:32] Nagi     Hey, Sachi. [13:33] Nagi     We're having mapo tofu and crab omelet. [13:38] Sachi     I'll eat later. [13:39] Nagi     Later? What? [13:41] Nagi     You always say Chinese isn't     good unless it's served hot. [13:44] Sachi     Reheat it for me later, then. [13:46] Nagi     Why me? [13:47] Sachi     Shut up. Jeez. [13:58] Erika     Sachi-chan's started studying? [14:00] Nagi     Looks like she's serious     about coming to our school. [14:04] Erika     Yup, yup. [14:05] Erika     Having a goal makes it     easy to stay motivated. [14:10] Erika     Yum! [14:12] Nagi     I know, but... [14:15] Erika     You know, Nagi-kun... [14:17] Erika     I know you're worried about her     being too focused on studying to eat. [14:21] Erika     But maybe you should wean yourself     off your sister already. [14:25] Erika     She's not a kid anymore. [14:27] Nagi     Hey, that was mine! [14:32] Nagi     I mean, that's not really the point. [14:36] Nagi     The thing with Sachi is that when she decides     she's doing something, she gets it done. [14:41] Erika     Wh-What are you saying? [14:45] Erika     I was in fourth grade. [14:48] (Flashback) Young Sachi     Onii, you got an award in swimming? SIGN    Award      Umino Nagi      8th Swimming Competition      Boys' individual medley      1st Place      In recognition of your excellence     in the swimming competition [14:52] (Flashback) Young Sachi     I want one, too. [14:54] (Flashback) Young Sachi     I want first place. [14:57] Nagi     She couldn't swim before then, but she     started going to the pool every day. SIGN    Splash SIGN    Splash SIGN    Hmrghhh SIGN    Splash SIGN    Splash [15:02] Nagi     The next year, she actually got first place. SIGN    Award      Umino Sachi      9th Swimming Competition      1st Place      In recognition of your excellence     in the swimming competition [15:06] Nagi     That's not all. [15:08] Nagi     When I got an award in a reading     competition, she won it the next year, too. [15:12] Nagi     When I won in the marathon, she won, too. [15:17] Erika     Really? Wow! [15:18] Erika     You have to give me some of that ability. [15:20] Nagi     She's kind of odd, don't you think? [15:26] Erika     How come? [15:28] Erika     What's there to worry about? [15:31] Erika     Sachi-chan will be fine. [15:33] Nagi     That's not the point. [15:36] Nagi     I want to cheer her on this time, too, but... SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [15:44] Erika     I see. [15:46] Erika     Problems at home. [15:48] Nagi     Exactly. [15:51] Nagi     Our school is a private college prep school. [15:53] Nagi     Frankly, it's really expensive. [15:56] Nagi     Even if she got a scholarship like I did, [15:59] Nagi     the uniform cost, the transit cost,     the learning materials... [16:03] Nagi     She'll have to save up for events, too. [16:06] Nagi     Realistically speaking, our parents     aren't going to agree to it. [16:10] Nagi     In other words, the problem is     how we're going to convince them. [16:16] Nagi     Let's go, Sachi. [16:20] Sachi     Who cares? [16:22] Sachi     Why do we need to tell them? [16:24] Sachi     I'll tell them if they ask. [16:25] Nagi     It's not going to work out that way. [16:36] Erika     It'll be all right. [16:38] Erika     Let's go. [16:43] Namie     Sounds great! Give it your best! [16:50] Nagi     What?! [16:52] Namie     What's wrong with you?     Why are you screaming like that? [16:55] Yohei     You sure are loud, Nagi. [16:59] Nagi     No, um... [17:01] Nagi     You don't get it, do you? [17:02] Nagi     She's saying she's going to the same     private college prep school as me! [17:06] Namie     I know that. [17:07] Namie     I'm not that old. [17:09] Yohei     Sachi always goes full throttle when     she decides she's doing something. [17:13] Namie     I'm less worried about her     than about you, honestly. [17:18] Nagi     That's not what I'm talking about. [17:22] Namie     Don't worry about the money. [17:26] Nagi     We have that much saved up?! [17:29] Namie     You could say that. [17:32] Namie     We just have to sell this shop. [17:36] Yohei     It's tiny, but it's in a shopping     district near a station in Tokyo. [17:41] Namie     Paper money isn't the only kind of     wealth in this world. Remember that! [17:46] Nagi     Are you being serious? [17:48] Namie     Of course I am. [17:50] Namie     How else would we have that much money? [17:53] Namie     Wait, did you win the     lottery or something?! [17:56] Nagi     O-Of course not! [17:59] Sachi     Why... [18:01] Sachi     Why would you do that? [18:05] Sachi     Mom, you said work's more     important to you than your life! [18:11] Sachi     I don't want you to do that. [18:13] Sachi     If we lose the shop, what's the point? [18:15] Sachi     I'll just go to a cheaper high school. [18:23] Namie     Hey, Sachi. [18:25] Namie     Is that as far as you're willing to go? [18:28] Sachi     That's not the point. [18:30] Sachi     All I'm saying is that I don't want     to have to sell the shop to go. [18:37] Namie     What, then? Are we going to     pawn off Dad's fishing rods? [18:41] Sachi     Those aren't worth anything! [18:44] Yohei     It'll buy you your uniform! [18:46] Sachi     Stay out of this, Dad! [18:50] Nagi     It's all over! [18:54] Erika     This is ridiculous. [18:56] Erika     Would you stop already? [18:58] Nagi     Now Amano-san's getting in on it, too. [19:01] Erika     You're all good people. [19:03] Erika     Why are you having such     a stupid conversation? [19:06] Erika     It's too early to make     any decisions, isn't it? [19:09] Erika     Sachi-chan's going to work toward     getting into her preferred high school. [19:12] Erika     Mom and Dad will look for ways     to not have to sell the shop. [19:20] Erika     I don't want to talk about a     future where we're all sad. [19:25] Erika     I want to talk about now,     when we're all happy. [19:28] Erika     The whole family's here right now, after all. [19:41] Erika     Sachi-chan said she's going     to get her studying supplies. [19:44] Nagi     Okay. [19:46] Nagi     You're totally her big sister. [19:49] Nagi     Thanks for earlier. [19:51] Nagi     There was nothing even I     could do in that situation. [19:54] Erika     I've always wanted to get     into a fight with the family. [19:58] Nagi     It's a game to you?! [19:59] Erika     Of course not. [20:01] Erika     Remember what you said? [20:03] Erika     You said you're going to change fate. [20:06] Erika     So I figured I'll change it, too. [20:15] Nagi     I don't think that's quite the same. [20:17] Erika     What? Sure it is. [20:19] Sachi     Thanks for waiting. [20:21] Sachi     Let's go home. [20:23] Nagi     You're taking all that?! [20:25] Sachi     I have to make up for all that lost time. [20:29] Nagi     Just having a lot of reference     books isn't going to cut it! [20:32] Sachi     I never asked you. [20:35] Erika     Yup, yup. [20:36] Erika     I'm rooting for you. [20:41] Sachi     Um... [20:43] Sachi     Er... [20:46] Sachi     Thanks, Onee-chan. [20:54] Erika     You're welcome. [20:56] Sachi     Wait, Sachi, what about Onii-chan?! [20:59] Sachi     Aren't you grateful to your brother?! [21:01] Sachi     Sachi-san! [21:03] Sachi     I don't care. [21:10] Friend A     Have you decided what     you're doing after school? [21:12] Friend B     Not yet. [21:13] Friend C     The future plans survey is due today. [21:16] Friend A     What should I do? [21:18] Friend B     What about you, Sachi? [21:19] Friend B     Where are you going after school? [21:21] Sachi     I already submitted mine. [21:23] Friend A     Huh? Where are you going? SIGN    Future Plans Survey      Umino Sachi      Please write down your wishes     following middle school.      First choice: Megurogawa Private Academy      Second choice: None      Third choice: None [21:30] Sachi     It's a secret. E17 - Anything could happen right now! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:37] Sachi     What?! [01:38] Sachi     Study camp?! [01:40] Erika     Yeah. [01:41] Erika     For two days, this weekend. [01:43] Erika     Wanna join us, Sachi-chan? [01:45] Sachi     I'm going! [01:46] Nagi     That was quick. [01:47] Erika     That's a relief. [01:49] Sachi     Wait, for real, though? [01:51] Sachi     Can I really come along? [01:53] Erika     We were talking about it with     Hiro-chan at school today. [01:56] Erika     Final exams are coming up, and since     you're studying for entrance exams... [02:01] Sachi     This is like a dream! [02:02] Sachi     Going on a trip together would be awesome. [02:05] Sachi     I've always wanted to do this kind of thing. [02:07] Nagi     Is it just me, or is Amano-san     rubbing off on her lately? [02:11] Sachi     Thank you for dinner. [02:13] Sachi     I gotta start getting ready. SIGN    Weather Forecast      Sunday      Monday      Tuesday      Wednesday      Thursday      Friday      Saturday [02:15] Erika     It's not for another five days. [02:18] Sachi     You're looking at it the     wrong way, Erika-chan. [02:20] Sachi     Camp starts the moment you start preparing. SIGN    Freaking out [02:23] Erika     Really? [02:25] Sachi     Crap, what if I can't fall asleep? [02:28] Sachi     I hope I don't talk in my sleep... [02:31] Sachi     I don't have money. [02:33] Nagi     Nope. [02:33] Erika     I've got you covered. [02:35] Erika     I have a holiday home in Karuizawa. [02:37] Sachi     Yay! [03:12] Asuma     What a nice breeze. [03:15] Nagi     Who are you? [03:16] Asuma     That's a big oof, Nagi-kun! [03:19] Asuma     It's me! You know, me! [03:21] Nagi     A new kind of scam? [03:23] Asuma     Asuma Shion, from your class! [03:26] Asuma     Whoo! [03:28] Hiro     We went on the field trip together. [03:30] Nagi     Did we? [03:31] Asuma     That stings, Umino-kun. [03:33] Asuma     You must be a sadist. [03:35] Nagi     Or you're just really masochistic     for being at our meeting spot. [03:39] Asuma     But, like, I caught wind of it yesterday. [03:47] (Flashback) Hiro     Sachi-chan can't make it after all? [03:50] (Flashback) Erika     Yeah. [03:51] (Flashback) Erika     Apparently, she left school early today. [03:54] (Flashback) Erika     Guess she has a cold. [03:56] (Flashback) Hiro     Is she okay? [03:57] (Flashback) Erika     She's been looking forward     to it since Monday. [03:59] (Flashback) Erika     She was all set to go. [04:01] (Flashback) Erika     Maybe she got so excited     that she developed a fever. [04:04] (Flashback) Hiro     Ah... [04:06] (Flashback) Hiro     I guess we won't be able to do     the study camp tomorrow, then. [04:09] (Flashback) Erika     We might have to call it off. [04:14] (Flashback) Erika     Or... not? [04:18] Asuma     And so here I am. [04:19] Nagi     So you're here why? [04:22] Erika     This guy insisted on studying with Nagi-kun. [04:27] Hiro     Hey, it's not a bad thing for     us to be studying. Right? [04:31] Asuma     You're a goddess, Hiro-chan! [04:37] Erika     Okay, time for the four of     us to prep for our finals! [04:42] All     Yeah! [04:43] Asuma     By the way, I'm 50th in our grade. [04:46] Erika     You're smarter than me! [04:48] Nagi     That's not surprising. [04:54] Nagi     The stars should be clear tonight. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [05:07] Sachi     I wanted to go to study camp... [05:24] Hiro     Wow, it's gorgeous! [05:27] Erika     I've actually only been here once. [05:29] Erika     Dad uses it when he goes golfing sometimes. [05:32] Asuma     Hotel tycoon perks, huh? [05:35] Asuma     Bougie. [05:37] Nagi     How many more of these     second homes does she have? [05:45] Hiro     Erika-chan? [05:47] Hiro     What's wrong? [05:48] Erika     Oh, nothing. [05:53] Erika     I'll show you around upstairs, too. [05:55] Hiro     Let's go! [06:03] Nagi     Wait, isn't this a one-night     trip with Segawa-san?! [06:09] Asuma     Man, they're both so cute. [06:12] Asuma     I stan Erika-chan, though. [06:15] Asuma     So... [06:16] Asuma     What about you? [06:18] Nagi     Huh? [06:18] Asuma     Bruh. [06:20] Asuma     I'm asking you, which is your     type, Erika-chan or Hiro-chan? [06:24] Nagi     Wh-Which?! [06:26] Nagi     I-I mean, Segawa-san, of course. [06:29] Nagi     Ow! What the hell?! [06:31] Asuma     Let's cooperate here. [06:35] Asuma     This is gonna be fire! [06:37] Asuma     It's a study camp! [06:38] Asuma     We have to take this opportunity! [06:41] Nagi     H-Hang on... [06:42] Nagi     Why am I one of the cool     kids all of a sudden? [06:46] Asuma     Right, Umino-kun?! [06:49] Nagi     Hang on. [06:50] Nagi     I think you've got the wrong idea here. [06:52] Nagi     We're here to study. [06:55] Asuma     Why so serious? [07:02] Nagi     That must be what you would call an idiot. SIGN    Clap [07:10] Hiro     Well, now that we're settled     in, shall we start studying? [07:15] Erika     Wait. [07:17] Erika     We should go shopping first. [07:21] Erika     We don't have anything at this holiday home. [07:24] Nagi     What do you mean? [07:26] Hiro     I thought you asked the     manager to take care of it. [07:29] Erika     You aren't getting the full training camp     vibe unless you're doing all that yourself. [07:35] Asuma     Bet! [07:36] Hiro     Good on you, Erika-chan. [07:38] Nagi     You don't even go grocery     shopping when we're at home. [07:43] Erika     Which is why I plan on going     to the nearest supermarket. [07:47] Nagi     I'll go with you, then. [07:49] Asuma     No! I'm coming with! [07:53] Nagi     What? [07:58] Nagi     Ah, that's what he wants. [08:01] Nagi     Okay, Amano-san and Asuma-kun     can go shopping, then. Thanks. [08:05] Asuma     A'ight! [08:06] Erika     We got this. [08:07] Erika     We'll go shopping good. [08:09] Asuma     'Kay, here we go! [08:12] Hiro     Thanks. We'll be waiting. [08:16] Hiro     Well, why don't the two of us     start studying in the meantime? [08:20] Nagi     Which means... [08:29] Nagi     I'm alone with Segawa-san! [08:41] Nagi     Just the two of us in     this huge holiday house! [08:46] Hiro     Or, that's what I would like to do, but... SIGN    Comprehensive     Japanese Literature [08:58] Hiro     It's so pretty. [09:03] Nagi     I had no idea there was a lake nearby. [09:05] Nagi     I'm surprised you knew about this. [09:08] Hiro     I caught a glimpse of it     from the upstairs balcony. [09:11] Hiro     I've been curious about it. [09:13] Nagi     Th-That's great. [09:17] Nagi     The wind's so crisp. [09:20] Hiro     I know, it's so stuffy in Tokyo. [09:24] Hiro     Look, there's a fish. [09:27] Nagi     It's surprisingly big. [09:29] Hiro     Hey, why don't we all come     fishing together tomorrow? [09:33] Hiro     Have you ever gone fishing, Umino-kun? [09:37] Nagi     I have, but I thought we were here to study. [09:40] Hiro     Oh, that's right. [09:42] Nagi     How do you end up at the top of our year?! [09:46] Hiro     I think it's important to     take breaks, too, though. [09:49] Hiro     Although this is my first time doing     a study camp, so I'm not sure. [09:54] Nagi     Really? You seem like you'd have a lot of friends. [09:59] Hiro     I'm not really interested     in that kind of thing. [10:06] Hiro     Besides, if I did this often, I feel like     I'd slack off a lot, like I just did. [10:12] Hiro     I can't fight the temptations. [10:15] Nagi     You're just trying to get me to talk     about you being top of our year. [10:20] Hiro     You got me. [10:23] Nagi     So... why did you join us this time? [10:31] Hiro     Because... [10:38] Hiro     I knew you'd be here, of course. [10:53] Erika     What to do... [10:55] Erika     I have no idea what to     buy in these situations. [10:58] Erika     I was all gung-ho about shopping, [11:00] Erika     but Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan have     always done the grocery shopping. [11:10] Erika     Drinks, snacks, ramen... This works, right? [11:13] Erika     I guess if we just grab some stuff,     Nagi-kun can make something of it. [11:19] Erika     Okay, let's do it! [11:21] Asuma     You're amazing, Erika-chan. [11:25] Asuma     I mean, I don't know what     to buy in these situations. [11:29] Asuma     You've got it together. [11:32] Nagi     You finally noticed? [11:39] Asuma     H-Hey... [11:44] Asuma     There's something I want to tell you. [12:13] Hiro     Erika-chan's taking a while. [12:22] Nagi     Why... [12:25] (Flashback) Hiro     Man, it's so hot. [12:27] (Flashback) Hiro     Maybe I should go home and take     a bath, since I got sweaty. [12:32] Nagi     Why a bath now?! SIGN    bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath     bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath bath [12:34] Nagi     A bath now, when it's just the two of us?! [12:35] Nagi     What is even happening?! [12:38] Nagi     This is a conundrum, Segawa-san! [12:47] Erika     Where's Hiro-chan?! [12:48] Nagi     Huh? She's in the bath. [12:50] Erika     Thanks! [12:54] Nagi     What the... [12:58] Asuma     I'm back! [13:01] Nagi     Welcome back. [13:03] Asuma     Hear me out, Umino-kyun! [13:05] Asuma     I just told Erika-chan... [13:13] Hiro     Welcome home. [13:16] Erika     Hiro-chan, I need help. [13:18] Erika     I... [13:20] Hiro     What's wrong? [13:21] Hiro     Your face is beet red. [13:24] Erika     Well, see... [13:27] Asuma     I confessed to her. [13:31] Nagi     Nani? [13:33] Asuma     I said, I confessed to her! [13:36] Asuma     To Erika-chan! [13:38] Nagi     C-Conf... [13:39] Nagi     To Amano-san?! [13:41] Nagi     Oh... Yeah? [13:45] Nagi     Huh? Why do I feel like this? [13:52] Nagi     So, how did it go? [14:00] (Flashback) Asuma     There's something I want to tell you. [14:03] (Flashback) Erika     Wh-What? [14:08] (Flashback) Asuma     I don't want to say it here,     so I'll tell you when we're outside. [14:14] (Flashback) Asuma     Never mind, I'm saying it now! [14:16] (Flashback) Erika     O-Okay. [14:18] (Flashback) Asuma     Um... like... [14:26] (Flashback) Asuma     Th... [14:27] (Flashback) Erika     Th...? [14:29] (Flashback) Asuma     Th-Th... [14:33] (Flashback) Asuma     Thank you for bringing me out here! [14:36] Nagi     That's not a confession. [14:38] Asuma     It was! [14:40] Asuma     I said "thank you"! [14:41] Asuma     It worked out! [14:43] Nagi     No, it didn't. [14:44] Nagi     She didn't bring you here, either.     Nor did she invite you. [14:47] Asuma     You're wrong! [14:49] Asuma     Listen to me, Nagi! [14:50] Nagi     What happened to my honorifics? [14:52] Asuma     There's a certain procedure to confessing. [14:55] Asuma     I just happened to mess it up. [15:01] Nagi     Huh? [15:02] Nagi     Why am I so relieved? [15:05] Asuma     What's up with that face?! [15:07] Nagi     What face? [15:08] Asuma     You just made a mocking face! [15:10] Asuma     You smirked at me! [15:13] Asuma     Rip... [15:14] Nagi     Did not. [15:16] Asuma     Cap! [15:18] Asuma     Besides, what would you know?     You've never even confessed to anyone before. [15:30] Hiro     You forgot your underwear? [15:32] Erika     My housekeeper always got me ready for trips. [15:36] Erika     So I totally forgot about extra underwear     and spare clothes and pajamas and everything. [15:41] Erika     What am I even doing? [15:44] Erika     What should I do? [15:49] Hiro     Erika-chan... [15:54] Hiro     You're so adorable! [15:56] Erika     No diving in the bath! [15:59] Asuma     You confessed to Hiro-chan?! [16:02] Asuma     You declared war, you got first place like     you said you would, and then you confessed?! [16:05] Asuma     Lit! [16:06] Asuma     You're poggers, Nagi-kyun! [16:08] Nagi     Yeah... [16:10] Asuma     Huh? [16:11] Asuma     So why aren't you going out with her? [16:14] Nagi     She put me on hold. [16:16] Asuma     On hold? [16:17] Nagi     He's so close. [16:19] Nagi     Let's see... [16:20] Nagi     I lost in the last exam,     so that adds one more... [16:25] Nagi     So we'll be dating if I beat     her in eleven exams, I guess? SIGN    Ahhhhhh [16:30] Asuma     That's so next-level! [16:31] Nagi     Dude, turn it down a notch. [16:34] Asuma     Master! [16:35] Nagi     Stop it. [16:36] Asuma     Let's maintain our cooperative     relationship going forward! [16:40] Nagi     What happened to studying? [16:42] Asuma     Oh, I have a good idea. [16:45] Asuma     Let's go buy ice cream. [16:46] Nagi     Yo. [16:52] Hiro     This is nice for a change, huh? [16:55] Hiro     It really clears your mind. [16:58] Nagi     We haven't studied at all, though. [17:04] Nagi     Segawa-san fresh out of the bath... [17:06] Nagi     She smells so nice! [17:09] Nagi     Even with the two pests in     the way, this situation... [17:16] Nagi     Anything could happen right now! [17:21] Hiro     You there, Umino-kun! [17:23] Hiro     Your hands aren't moving. [17:25] Hiro     You aren't focusing, are you? [17:27] Nagi     S-Sorry! [17:29] Nagi     How am I supposed to focus right now?! [17:34] Hiro     You should learn from Erika-chan. [17:37] Nagi     From Amano-san? [17:42] Asuma     Ayo, peeps! [17:44] Asuma     Making good progress? [17:46] Asuma     I brought ice cream! [17:47] Sign     Ice Candy [17:50] Asuma     By the way, I found a cool spot. [17:56] Erika     A shrine in the forest? [17:59] Asuma     That's right! [18:00] Asuma     It's so cursed! [18:02] Asuma     Rattle, rattle, rattle... [18:03] Erika     Oh, yeah, I remember that. [18:05] Hiro     I don't think you'll find     any ghosts at a shrine. [18:11] Hiro     But imagine if there are     shrine stamp spookers. [18:14] Erika     Say what?! [18:15] Nagi     You talking about yourself? [18:20] Asuma     Well, then... [18:21] Asuma     Time for a test of courage! [18:23] Erika     Cool! That sounds fun! [18:26] Asuma     In teams of two, of course. [18:28] Nagi     What about studying? [18:31] Nagi     I see. [18:32] Nagi     This could be a chance to impress Segawa-san. [18:40] Hiro     Umino-kun, aren't you scared? [18:42] Nagi     Not at all. [18:44] Nagi     That's right! [18:45] Nagi     I've never been afraid of ghosts. [18:47] Nagi     I've already won. I can do this! [18:55] Asuma     Okay, Erika-chan and I are going first. [18:58] Erika     Hey! [18:59] Erika     I want to go with Nagi-kun! [19:08] Erika     Let's go! [19:10] Nagi     Hey, hang on, Amano-san!     What's gotten into you? [19:13] Nagi     I was going to go with Segawa-san! [19:18] Erika     There's something I want     to talk to you about. [19:31] Hiro     They're gone. [19:33] Asuma     Wh-Why don't the two of us     go ten minutes after, then? [19:39] Hiro     Yeah. [19:44] Asuma     O-Oh, yeah. [19:46] Asuma     I wanted to ask you something. [19:50] Asuma     Why are you so obsessed with your     grades—with being top of the year? [19:57] Hiro     Why do you ask? [20:00] Asuma     Well... [20:01] (Flashback) Nagi     So we'll be dating if I beat     her in eleven exams, I guess? [20:05] Asuma     Nah, it's just that you've been     first since you entered the school. [20:09] Asuma     I thought maybe you have a special reason. [20:13] Hiro     Is it wrong? [20:14] Asuma     Of course not! [20:16] Asuma     It's totally cool. [20:18] Asuma     It's just, maybe you don't need     to obsess over it, you know? [20:22] Asuma     Like, maybe you can let someone     else take your spot sometimes? [20:27] Hiro     No way. [20:29] Asuma     U-Um... [20:31] Asuma     Does that mean you're going     to keep taking first? [20:37] Hiro     I will. [20:38] Hiro     Until I graduate. [20:40] (Flashback) Hiro     So we'll be dating if I beat her in eleven... [20:43] Asuma     Nagi-san! [20:47] Asuma     But, but... [20:48] Nagi     If you get sick or something, maybe... [20:50] Hiro     I don't think that'll happen. [20:52] (Flashback) Nagi     If... [21:02] Hiro     Speaking of which... [21:06] Hiro     You were about to confess     to Erika-chan, weren't you? [21:13] Asuma     Yeah, actually... [21:16] Hiro     Want me to help? [21:20] Asuma     Why?! [21:30] Hiro     That's a secret. E18 - Who is that person? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [01:31] Namie     She's got a fever, all right. [01:33] Namie     We should take her to the hospital. [01:36] Yohei     A-An ambulance?! [01:38] Namie     I'll take her in a taxi. [01:40] Namie     You just stay at home. [01:42] Sachi     Mom... [01:45] Sachi     Please don't tell Onii. [01:59] Nagi     What is it you wanted to tell me? [02:03] Nagi     What's wrong? [02:04] Erika     N-Never mind that. Just come with me first. [02:06] Nagi     "First"? [02:10] Nagi     What's her problem? [02:11] Nagi     I was about to impress Segawa-san     in the test of courage. [02:17] Nagi     She's freaking out way too     much over a little wind. [02:25] Erika     S-So anyway, Nagi-kun... [02:27] Erika     What I wanted to tell you is... [02:33] Nagi     N-No way... [02:35] Nagi     Nagi-kun vanished! [02:37] Nagi     Did he get... SIGN    God [02:39] Nagi     spirited away?! [02:40] Nagi     How is that your first thought? [02:43] Nagi     Oh, crap. [02:48] Nagi     I was just trying to scare you a bit. [02:50] Nagi     Why are you panicking? [02:52] Erika     You knew, didn't you?! [02:55] Nagi     Knew what? [02:56] Erika     Stop looking! [02:57] Erika     Nagi-kun, you pervert! Freak! [02:59] Nagi     What?! What's going on?! [03:10] Erika     I'm back. [03:12] Erika     Convenience stores are great. [03:14] Nagi     What do you mean,     you weren't wearing underwear?! [03:16] Erika     Shh! Keep your voice down. [03:19] Erika     I'm wearing them now. [03:20] Nagi     How do you even forget to bring underwear? [03:22] Erika     It was an accident. [03:24] Erika     It happens. [03:25] Nagi     It does not! [03:26] Nagi     Why did I have to come with you, anyway? [03:30] Erika     I told Hiro-chan, too, but... [03:34] (Flashback) Hiro     It won't kill you to not wear underwear for a day. [03:38] Erika     Hiro-chan's a bit wack. [03:41] Nagi     What the hell? [03:43] Erika     So I only had you to rely on. [03:46] Nagi     Ah. [03:48] Nagi     S'all good. [03:55] Nagi     I see. [03:56] Nagi     So that's what you wanted to tell me. [03:59] Erika     Not really. [04:00] Nagi     What, then? [04:03] Erika     Hey, look. [04:06] Erika     This must be the shrine     we're supposed to come to. [04:08] Nagi     Yeah. [04:09] Erika     Gotta take a picture to prove we're here. [04:14] Erika     I got a ghost photo! [04:16] Nagi     That's me. [04:17] Erika     And sent to Hiro-chan. [04:22] Erika     Why don't we just wait here     and give those two a scare? [04:25] Nagi     Sounds good! [04:28] Erika     This is pretty nice, though, huh? [04:33] Erika     It's a sleepover with just our friends. [04:35] Erika     It's fun, right? [04:38] Erika     Isn't this your first time?     You don't have friends, after all. [04:41] Nagi     You didn't need to bring that up. [04:43] Nagi     Besides, this isn't a sleepover.     It's a study camp. [04:46] Erika     We aren't studying, though. [04:48] Nagi     You aren't. [04:51] Erika     Anyway, that's what I wanted to tell you. [04:55] Erika     I wouldn't have been able to     come here if it weren't for you. [05:00] Erika     I just wanted to say I'm glad I met you. [05:09] Nagi     I'm glad, too. [05:13] Nagi     So, like... I guess... I hope we     stay this way going forward. [05:27] Erika     What did you mean by that? [05:33] Erika     "This way," as in... engaged? [05:50] Hiro     Looks like those two made it. [05:52] Hiro     Should we head out, too? [05:54] Asuma     Just a second. [05:55] Asuma     I googled the shrine we're     supposed to go to... [06:00] Asuma     And this says it's a marriage shrine! [06:07] Nagi     No, um, well... uh... [06:17] Erika     Just kidding. SIGN    N     y     a     h [06:22] Erika     Surprised? [06:23] Erika     That's what you get. [06:25] Nagi     That can't be the kind of     scare we were going for! SIGN    Segawa Hiro SIGN    We forfeit [06:30] Erika     Hiro-chan says they're forfeiting. [06:33] Asuma     No point in the two of us going, then. [06:36] Hiro     True. [06:39] Nagi     So, what are we doing for dinner? [06:42] Hiro     Erika-chan, your choice     of ingredients is genius! [06:46] Erika     Right? Right? [06:47] Erika     I chose a variety of shapes and colors. [06:51] Nagi     Segawa-san, please don't     coddle Amano-san too much. [06:55] Nagi     You didn't even decide what we'd make     before buying all this? What's wrong with you? [06:58] Asuma     I-I tried to stop her. [07:00] Erika     Did you? [07:02] Erika     Head Chef, please advise. [07:14] Erika     I never knew cooking food     yourself made it so delicious. [07:17] Nagi     Segawa-san and I were the ones who cooked it. [07:20] Hiro     Even nicer since we're outdoors, huh? [07:23] Asuma     Damn, man, a barbecue was a genius idea! [07:27] Nagi     It is our domestication of fire that gives     humanity the right to delicious food! [07:31] Erika     Nagi-kun can be a pain, huh? [07:33] Hiro     True. [07:39] Nagi     It really is good, though. [07:41] Nagi     You can only get food like this      at high-end supermarkets. [07:43] Hiro     Can I have some? [07:45] Nagi     Sure. [07:48] Nagi     Segawa-san, I was eating that... [07:52] Hiro     Was that bad? [07:53] Nagi     Uh, no... SIGN    Ba-dump [07:54] Nagi     Th-This is what they call     an indirect kiss, isn't it?! [07:58] Hiro     You're right. [07:59] Hiro     It's so crisp and sweet. SIGN    Ba-dump [08:02] Nagi     If she's okay with that, then... [08:05] Hiro     Thanks. [08:10] Hiro     You should ask Erika-chan     for some, too, Asuma-kun. [08:13] Asuma     R-Really?! [08:14] Erika     Huh? I already finished mine. [08:33] Hiro     Is this your first time having     a barbecue, Umino-kun? [08:37] Nagi     Nah, I've barbecued with my family before. [08:40] Hiro     Ah, okay. [08:42] Nagi     Why? [08:45] Hiro     You seem happier than usual. [08:54] Hiro     Hey! Got more dishes to wash! [08:58] Erika     More?! [08:59] Hiro     Hey, Erika-chan, you have suds in your hair. [09:06] Erika     Ew, how did that get up there? [09:07] Nagi     I see... [09:10] Hiro     I'll get it off. [09:11] Erika     Thanks. [09:11] Nagi     I'm enjoying this situation, aren't I? [09:13] Hiro     There, you're good. SIGN    Weather in     Karuizawa SIGN    Clear skies     A good view of the stars [09:30] Erika     We took a bath, had a barbecue,     did the test of courage... [09:33] Erika     That about does it, huh? [09:36] Hiro     Yeah. [09:37] Hiro     What's left to do in our study camp? [09:45] Erika     Shall we study? [09:47] Nagi     Nay! [09:50] Nagi     Why don't we go stargazing instead? [10:03] Nagi     See that? [10:04] Erika     I saw it! [10:05] Erika     Is that the Capricornid meteor shower? [10:07] Nagi     I've been keeping an eye     on the weather forecasts. [10:10] Nagi     I'm so glad the skies cleared. [10:12] Hiro     I get it now. [10:13] Hiro     So this was your plan all along. [10:16] Nagi     I didn't mean that. [10:18] Erika     I thought it was weird that he     invited us all to a study camp. [10:22] Erika     He'd normally just say it's a waste of time. [10:26] (Flashback) Nagi     Karuizawa?! I'll go! [10:28] Erika     But he agreed instantly. [10:29] Nagi     There's another one! [10:31] Asuma     I never realized Nagi     liked stargazing, though. [10:35] Asuma     You sure are a power loner. [10:38] Nagi     Hey! [10:45] Erika     Hey, do you think we can see the     meteor shower tomorrow night, too? [10:48] Erika     I want to buy a legit camera     and get some good pictures. [10:52] Hiro     We're leaving in the afternoon, though. [10:54] Erika     We can leave a little later. [10:56] Nagi     Let's do it! [10:57] Erika     Umino-kun?! [10:59] Nagi     Let's see, sunset tomorrow is at... [11:02] Hiro     He's serious. SIGN    Mom SIGN    New message [11:06] Nagi     It's a message from Mom. SIGN    Mom SIGN    Sachi told me not to tell you,     but I'm telling you anyway. SIGN    Meguro Dai-ichi Hospital SIGN    Umino Sachi [11:37] Namie     Your fever's come down, too. [11:39] Namie     That's a relief. [11:40] Sachi     You told Onii? [11:43] Namie     He'd be shocked if he came home     and you were in the hospital. [11:46] Sachi     I guess so, but... [11:56] Namie     Well, I'm heading home. [11:57] Sachi     Okay. [11:58] Namie     I'll be back in the morning. [12:08] Sachi     The stars must be really bright. [12:14] Sachi     I wish I could see them, too. [12:17] Sachi     With Onii... [12:24] Hiro     Oh, yeah! [12:25] Hiro     We should make a wish on a shooting star. [12:28] Erika     That sounds good. [12:29] Asuma     So romantic. [12:31] Hiro     Let's wait for the next one. [12:33] Erika     Okay. [12:36] Erika     There's one! [12:43] Hiro     What did you all wish for? [12:46] Namie     Huh? [12:48] Namie     Where's Nagi-kun? SIGN    Meguro Dai-ichi Hospital [12:57] Sachi     I can't believe it. [12:59] Sachi     I never asked for this. [13:06] Sachi     Seriously, you're such an idiot. [13:08] Sachi     How could you ditch your     camp to come back here? [13:13] Nagi     Don't say that. [13:15] Nagi     I barely made the last train. [13:17] Sachi     How could I not? [13:19] Sachi     You're so stupid. [13:20] Sachi     You were looking forward to     the meteor shower so much. [13:23] Sachi     Besides, that was your first time going on     a camp trip with your friends, wasn't it? [13:28] Nagi     You're right. [13:31] Sachi     Still... [13:35] Sachi     Thanks. SIGN    Umino Nagi SIGN    Sorry     I'm worried about Sachi,     so I'm heading home [13:42] Erika     How much of a sister lover can he be? [13:45] Hiro     That must be how important she is. [13:49] Asuma     Huh? [13:51] Asuma     Is it just me or am I getting harem vibes?! [13:55] Asuma     Gucci. Gucci. [13:57] Erika     Let's go to bed, Hiro-chan. [13:58] Hiro     Yeah. [13:59] Hiro     Oh, want my T-shirt? [14:01] Erika     Thanks! [14:03] Asuma     Nope. [14:05] Asuma     I'm just alone. SIGN    Nagi-kun, where are you? SIGN    Erika SIGN    Sorry     I'm worried about Sachi,     so I'm heading home SIGN    Erika SIGN    Seriously??? [14:31] Nagi     This is embarrassing! [14:33] Nagi     This is so embarrassing! [14:35] Nagi     Why did I even bail on the     camp trip just to see Sachi?! [14:41] Nagi     No, she's family. This is only natural. [14:44] Nagi     Isn't it? [14:47] Erika     I'm back. [14:49] Nagi     Welcome back, ma'am! [14:52] Erika     You scared me! [14:53] Erika     Why are you right by the door? [14:55] Nagi     You're back early, ma'am. [14:57] Erika     Well, yeah. [14:58] Erika     You just took off out of the blue, [15:01] Erika     so we broke camp earlier than planned. [15:04] Nagi     I'm very sorry about that. [15:07] Erika     So, how's Sachi-chan? [15:09] Nagi     Oh, she stayed at the hospital     for a day just in case. [15:14] Erika     What?! [15:15] Nagi     Only until this morning.     She's resting at home now. [15:18] Erika     Jeez, thank goodness. [15:21] Nagi     Sorry for leaving so suddenly. [15:23] Nagi     I don't know why I did that either, honestly. [15:25] Nagi     I just panicked. [15:27] Nagi     Wait, if I say that... [15:30] Erika     What a sister lover! [15:32] Nagi     I bet that's what she'll say. [15:34] Nagi     Whatever, I'm ready. [15:37] Erika     You actually went home because you     were worried about your sister. [15:40] Nagi     Here we go. [15:42] Erika     I think it's fantastic that you have     someone you'll rally for so quickly. [15:57] Nagi     What? [16:12] (Flashback) Erika     I think it's fantastic. [16:16] Nagi     What was that all about? [16:20] Nagi     Is she just creeped out because     I'm so attached to my sister? [16:28] Nagi     Why do I have to be seen     embarrassing myself all the time? [16:33] Nagi     Nothing I can do about it, I guess. [16:34] Nagi     Sachi lives with me. [16:36] (Flashback) Sachi     That was sad, Onii. [16:38] (Flashback) Namie     What are you so gloomy for? [16:40] (Flashback) Yohei     Homesick? [16:42] Namie     And I talk to my parents all the time. [16:45] Namie     Compared to that, Amano-san doesn't     have much contact with her family. [16:50] Namie     I don't know anything about Amano-san. SIGN    #Karuizawa #meteorshower [17:08] Hiro     Erika-chan's already posted an update. [17:11] Hiro     She used the picture I took. [17:13] Asuma     So jelly! SIGN    Next Station SIGN    Shibuya [17:15] Announcer     Approaching Shibuya. [17:18] Asuma     I get off here. [17:20] Hiro     Okay. See you tomorrow. [17:23] Asuma     By the way, Hiro-chan... [17:33] Asuma     Are you still on for our     promise starting tomorrow? [17:38] (Flashback) Hiro     Want me to help? [17:44] Hiro     I'll think about it. [17:47] Asuma     Thankies! [17:51] Hiro     But... [17:54] (Flashback) Hiro     Huh? It's knocked over. [18:03] Hiro     What was that photo, though? [18:14] Soichiro     Sorry to come in unannounced. [18:16] Soichiro     I won't be long. [18:18] Servant     I was in the middle of cleaning, since     your daughter and her friends just left. [18:22] Soichiro     It's fine. [18:23] Soichiro     I'm just here to get something. [18:25] Servant     To get something? [18:26] Soichiro     Yeah. [18:28] Soichiro     I had set up a bomb of sorts. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [18:48] Namie     Don't you think you're eating too much? [18:49] Sachi     I'm not! [18:51] Sachi     I have to get back to the other house. [18:55] Namie     More. [18:56] Sachi     We're all out. SIGN    What are you doing? SIGN    Why was that photo at the vacation home? [19:35] Erika     Nagi-kun... What is it? [19:38] Nagi     I have a question for you, Amano-san! [19:44] Erika     Too loud. Keep it down. [19:47] Nagi     No, seriously... [19:48] Erika     I'm checking my comments right now. [19:51] Erika     I need to concentrate. [19:57] Erika     Hey, what was that for?! [20:00] Nagi     Payback. [20:02] Erika     What are you so angry about? [20:04] Nagi     Why wouldn't I be? [20:05] Nagi     I always end up being     seen embarrassing myself. [20:08] Erika     You mean the study camp? [20:10] Erika     Now you're just lashing out! [20:11] Nagi     You could say that! [20:12] Erika     You're admitting it?! [20:25] Nagi     Amano-san, remember what you said? [20:29] Nagi     That there was someone you want to contact? [20:33] Nagi     That person is to you what     Sachi is to me. Am I right? [20:42] Nagi     Tell me... [20:44] Nagi     Who is that person? [20:54] Erika     Do you really want to know? [20:56] Nagi     Yeah. [20:58] Erika     I see. [21:11] Erika     You're too slow, dummy. [21:15] Erika     May I assume you're prepared, then? [21:19] Nagi     Yeah. E19 - You must have noticed by now. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Nagi     Amano-san, remember what you said? [00:05] Nagi     That there was someone you want to contact? [00:08] Nagi     Tell me... [00:10] Nagi     Who is that person? [00:16] Erika     Do you really want to know? [00:18] Nagi     Yeah. [00:20] Erika     I see. [00:30] Nagi     You're too slow, dummy. [02:08] Erika     Are you sure about this, Nagi-kun? [02:11] Nagi     Yes, already. [02:12] Nagi     I'm prepared to hear it. [02:14] Nagi     So please tell me. [02:16] Nagi     Who are you trying to contact? [02:24] Erika     Maybe it was fated that this     would happen sooner or later. [02:29] Erika     All right. [02:31] Erika     First, take a look at this photo. [02:41] Nagi     Why am I there? [02:44] Nagi     I-Is this... [02:46] Erika     Yeah. [02:47] Erika     It's a family photo from when I was little. [02:50] Erika     I was so shocked. [02:52] Nagi     Which means... [02:55] Nagi     I'd met Amano-san before? [03:01] Young Sosuke     Moving? [03:03] Young Erika     Yeah. [03:04] Young Sosuke     Does that mean we won't     see each other anymore? [03:08] Young Erika     I see... [03:13] Young Erika     But don't worry. [03:15] Young Erika     I'm sure we'll see each other     again when we're bigger. [03:18] Young Erika     We're engaged, after all. [03:24] Nagi     Right... [03:25] Nagi     We'd met before. [03:28] Nagi     We were connected by fate. [03:32] Erika     Obviously not! [03:33] Nagi     How can you read my mind?! [03:35] Erika     Of course I can. [03:36] Erika     You had that face you always have when     you're letting loose with your fantasies. [03:44] Nagi     Then who's this boy in the photo?! [03:47] Nagi     Computer generated? [03:48] Nagi     Photoshopped? [03:49] Nagi     This clearly looks like me as a kid! [03:52] Erika     Well, yeah. [03:56] Erika     He's your brother, after all. [04:00] Erika     Amano Sosuke. [04:02] Erika     He's my brother and your sibling by blood. [04:10] Erika     Now do you see why I didn't want to tell you? [04:16] Nagi     So what? [04:19] Nagi     I see now. [04:21] Nagi     That's why he looks like me. [04:23] Erika     Wait, you're supposed to be more surprised! [04:25] Erika     You have an older brother! [04:27] Nagi     How am I supposed to accept that now? [04:31] Nagi     My only sibling is Sachi. [04:33] Erika     Where does that confidence come from? [04:38] Erika     I see, though. [04:39] Erika     Seems like you aren't bothered by the fact     that you were raised by different parents. [04:44] Erika     Maybe you lack a human heart. [04:46] Nagi     And you're forgetting to     filter what's in yours. [04:50] Nagi     So, do my parents, the Uminos,     know about this? [04:54] Erika     I don't think they do. [04:56] Erika     We're pretending Onii-chan didn't exist. [05:00] Nagi     Didn't exist? [05:01] Erika     I'm still waiting, though. [05:06] Erika     For him to find me. SIGN    Shibata206     Erika-tan's so cute!!          megane0-0     Hotel king's daughter!!          baribari_kiai_1111      So cute          222_exe_222     !! I want to be that dog!!          1nu1nu_11      Maximum cute [05:27] Erika     Which is why, that day... [05:30] Erika     The day my parents talked to     me about getting married... [05:55] Erika     Unbelievable. [05:57] Erika     Who gets married off by their     parents in this day and age?! [06:01] Erika     They aren't going to listen to me     if I straight-up refuse, though. [06:07] Erika     How do I deal with this? [06:21] (Flashback) Erika     Wow, scary. [06:22] (Flashback) Erika     I'll legit die if I fall. [06:29] Erika     I'm sure they'll take me seriously     if I'm ready to get canceled. [06:33] Erika     Damn, I'm such a genius. [06:36] Erika     Onii-chan would be worried if he saw this. [06:49] Erika     Onii-chan... [06:50] Erika     Why are you here? [06:53] Erika     The first time I met you, I was so shocked. [06:59] Erika     I thought Onii-chan had come back. [07:07] Erika     So that's why I'm posting photos of myself. [07:10] Erika     So he can find me. [07:13] Erika     He obviously won't see me, though. [07:16] Erika     What am I even doing? [07:19] Nagi     So what now? [07:23] Erika     What do you mean? [07:25] Nagi     There's no point in just waiting around. [07:28] Erika     What, should I make a     second account on Inusta? [07:33] Nagi     Not like that. [07:35] Nagi     We're going to find him. [07:37] Erika     Find him? [07:38] Erika     H-How? [07:41] Nagi     I'm the second-smartest student in our grade. [07:43] Nagi     Don't underestimate me. [07:50] Nagi     What? [07:51] Erika     You said "second"! [07:54] Nagi     It's the truth. [07:56] Erika     Thanks, though. [07:59] Erika     I was pretty sure you'd say that. [08:05] Erika     Let's really find him. [08:07] Nagi     Yeah. [08:10] Sachi     I'm home. [08:19] Sachi     Umino Sachi has returned. [08:24] Erika     Sachi-chan! [08:26] Erika     Are you all better now? I was so worried! [08:29] Sachi     Erika-chan, I'm sorry I     couldn't come with you. [08:32] Sachi     Got any gifts for me? [08:33] Erika     Yup, lots. [08:34] Sachi     Really? [08:37] Nagi     That said... [08:39] Hiro     So then Erika-chan had a     bunch of suds in her hair. [08:43] Asuma     Nagi, was your sister all good? [08:46] Asuma     I was so worried, I kept DMing you. [08:49] Asuma     How could you leave me on read?! That's cold! [08:51] Asuma     Also, guess what happened to me after that! [08:54] Asuma     Bruh, it was just me and two girls,     and I was like, "This is a harem!" But then... [09:04] Nagi     Something doesn't feel quite right. [09:11] (Flashback) Erika     Amano Sosuke. [09:13] (Flashback) Erika     He's my brother and your sibling by blood. [09:18] Nagi     My brother... [09:20] Asuma     Nagi-kyun, you listening? [09:30] Nagi     Come to think of it, SIGN    Today's Meals     100 delicious recipes [09:32] Nagi     I always felt something was off     from the moment I met Amano-san. [09:38] (Flashback) Erika     Megurogawa! [09:39] (Flashback) Erika     You must be really smart, Nagi-kun! [09:41] (Flashback) Nagi     I guess. [09:42] (Flashback) Erika     Guess what? You're going to be my boyfriend. [09:46] (Flashback) Nagi     Amano-san's coming here?! [09:48] (Flashback) Nagi     Where is she, anyway? [09:50] (Flashback) Nagi     She's already over an hour late. [09:54] (Flashback) Erika     You're late. [09:55] (Flashback) Erika     Hey there. [09:56] (Flashback) Erika     I'm your doctor, Erika. [09:59] (Flashback) Nagi     You just wanted to be a     pretend doctor, didn't you? [10:02] (Flashback) Erika     Oh, you could tell? [10:07] Nagi     I thought she was just being chummy     with me because we're engaged. [10:14] Nagi     But that wasn't it. [10:16] Nagi     I was just a replacement for my brother. [10:20] (Flashback) Erika     I still think the pictures you     take end up being the best. [10:25] (Flashback) Erika     I've never seen anyone working so hard. [10:29] (Flashback) Erika     You impressed me, actually. [10:32] (Flashback) Erika     Go, Nagi-kun! [10:33] (Flashback) Nagi     W-Wait— [10:37] Nagi     I see now. I was pissed. [10:44] Nagi     How much of a brother lover can you even be? [10:46] Nagi     And after how much she     called me a sister lover... [10:57] Nagi     It's finally time. [11:01] Sachi     Onii, is dinner ready yet? [11:03] Erika     I'm getting hungry. [11:05] Nagi     The salad's ready. [11:08] Nagi     You two figure out the rest. [11:12] Sachi     Are you going somewhere? [11:14] Nagi     I'm going to see Amano-san's father. [11:17] Erika     What?! Right now?! [11:19] Nagi     Yeah. [11:21] Nagi     I'm going to ask where     Amano-san's brother is [11:23] Nagi     and why they're pretending he doesn't exist. [11:27] Sachi     Your brother? [11:29] Erika     It's not going to work! [11:30] Erika     It's my father we're talking about.     He's not going to just tell you. [11:34] Nagi     Okay, take care of the rest. [11:37] Erika     C-Come on, Nagi-kun! [11:42] Sachi     Erika-chan, what does he mean by "brother"? [11:46] Erika     Well, you see... [11:59] Secretary     Boss, I've brought a guest. [12:03] Soichiro     Let him through. [12:11] Soichiro     Hey. I'm glad you're here. [12:15] Soichiro     I've been waiting for you, my only son. [12:24] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     Okay, I'm done studying, so I'm going home. [12:27] (Flashback) Young Erika     What? No! [12:29] (Flashback) Young Erika     Wait, Onii-chan! [12:31] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     It's your fault for being so slow. [12:34] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     Gotta go home and get back to     the game I was playing yesterday. [12:37] (Flashback) Young Erika     I wanna play, too! SIGN    Happy Math [13:01] (Flashback) Young Erika     Studying sucks. [13:04] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     You're late. [13:06] (Flashback) Young Erika     Onii-chan! [13:08] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     You took so long that     it's dinner time already. [13:12] (Flashback) Young Erika     You waited for me, Onii-chan? [13:17] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     I couldn't play my game because of you. [13:23] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     Although it wouldn't be     any fun playing by myself. [13:28] (Flashback) Young Sosuke     It's only fun when I'm making you lose. [13:32] Erika     So, yeah. [13:36] Sachi     I totally get it. [13:38] Erika     He could have told me if he     was going to wait anyway. [13:41] Sachi     Seriously. [13:43] Sachi     Onii did that to me all the time, too. [13:46] Sachi     I'm surprised, though. [13:48] Sachi     I never knew you had an older brother. [13:51] Sachi     Wait, doesn't that mean Onii     had an older brother all along? [13:55] Erika     Nagi-kun wasn't surprised at all, though. [13:59] Sachi     Onii's a bit weird, after all. [14:02] Sachi     Your brother doesn't sound quite like     how I imagined he would, though. [14:09] Erika     How you imagined him? [14:10] Sachi     Yeah. [14:12] Sachi     He grew up in a rich family, [14:14] Sachi     so he's a loaded version of Onii, right? [14:17] Sachi     I thought he'd be a better person. [14:20] Sosuke     Good girl. [14:21] Sosuke     I'll give you some money now. [14:24] Sachi     Like that. [14:25] Erika     Your idea of rich people is a bit messed up! [14:29] Erika     He wasn't that great of a big brother. [14:32] Erika     He wouldn't fall for it when I pranked him. [14:35] Erika     And he'd stop talking to me just because     I ate ice cream without telling him. [14:39] Erika     Not just that. [14:40] Erika     He got super pissed at me just     because I deleted his game saves! [14:43] Erika     He never complimented me     when I changed my hairstyle, [14:46] Erika     he didn't notice when I bought new clothes, [14:49] Erika     he'd go out without telling me... [14:51] Erika     He never cared for me, his sister, at all. [14:58] Sachi     I see. [15:04] Erika     Wh-What? [15:07] Sachi     Given how much of a princess you are,     the way you describe him [15:10] Sachi     must mean he was a really good big brother. [15:13] Erika     Wh-What do you mean by that? [15:18] Sachi     Exactly what I said. [15:24] Sachi     Besides, I thought it was weird. [15:28] Sachi     You were so quick to become my sister. [15:33] Erika     Well, yeah, that's just a fact. [15:35] Erika     I am your sister. [15:37] Sachi     That's not what I mean. [15:40] Sachi     You understood how I felt as a younger sister. [15:43] Sachi     So that was why. [15:47] Erika     I-I guess so. [15:50] Sachi     It is. [15:52] Erika     If that's true, maybe I had the same     feelings for him that you do for Nagi-kun. [16:01] Sachi     I-I'm not sure about that. [16:04] Erika     Now you're pushing away! [16:07] Sachi     I hope we find your brother soon. [16:10] Sachi     I want to see him, too. [16:13] Erika     Yeah. [16:15] Sachi     I hope Onii's all right, though. [16:18] Erika     Yeah. [16:26] Soichiro     Okay, look at this one next. [16:28] Soichiro     This is from when Erika was three years old. [16:32] Soichiro     She was so fussy back then. [16:34] Soichiro     She loved wearing this bear outfit. [16:38] Soichiro     Whenever we made her wear     anything else, look at her. [16:42] Soichiro     She'd be upset the whole day. [16:46] Soichiro     Oh, I guess she's still like that now. [16:54] Soichiro     This is when she was running around the yard. [16:57] Soichiro     She's a fast runner. [16:59] Soichiro     She's really athletic. [17:02] Soichiro     Doesn't like studying, though. [17:06] Soichiro     This is her refusing to eat her vegetables. [17:09] Soichiro     We had a hard time making her eat anything     besides Hamburg steak for a while. [17:13] Soichiro     Shall we look at her album     from when she was four next? [17:17] Soichiro     She's still adorable in these, too. [17:19] Nagi     As I've been saying... [17:22] Nagi     What's this about us having a brother? [17:26] Soichiro     You don't. [17:28] Nagi     Again, what do you mean by that? [17:32] Nagi     Erika-san told me very clearly that     I have a blood-related older brother. [17:37] Nagi     She lived with him when they were little. [17:40] Nagi     I even saw a photo of him.     He looked just like me. [17:44] Nagi     Where is he now? What does he do? [17:47] Dad     What do you want me to say? [17:49] Dad     I can't tell you about     someone who doesn't exist. [17:52] Nagi     What do you expect me to say? [17:55] Nagi     I want to know everything     about my family before I hear [17:58] Nagi     about being swapped or engaged or anything. [18:01] Nagi     Besides, if you're family, you must know that     Erika-san is looking for her brother, too. [18:08] Soichiro     Great. [18:09] Soichiro     Sounds like you're getting along     well with Erika. Good to hear. [18:13] Nagi     I told you... [18:15] Soichiro     By the way... [18:18] Soichiro     Speaking of family, what do you     think of your sister, Sachi-chan? [18:23] Nagi     That's not what I'm talking about right now. [18:30] Soichiro     Sachi-chan's a lovely young woman. [18:35] Soichiro     She looks just like Erika, too. [18:38] Soichiro     I guess that's what it means     to be blood relatives. [18:43] Nagi     You've met Sachi?! [18:46] Soichiro     I just said hi to her. [18:51] Nagi     She never told me anything about this. [18:54] Soichiro     You and Sachi-chan seem to be quite close. [18:59] Soichiro     You must have noticed by now. [19:12] Girl A     Hey! [19:13] Girl A     Hiro-chan! [19:15] Hiro     Yes? [19:17] Girl B     Let's play! [19:20] Hiro     It's late, though. [19:22] Girl A     Just for a bit. [19:24] Girl A     Let's play with this. [19:27] Hiro     Hey, Gordonia Family. [19:30] Girls     You know about it?! [19:32] Hiro     Yeah. [19:33] Hiro     I played with them a lot when I was little. [19:36] Hiro     Wait... [19:38] Hiro     This little guy looks a lot like     Umino-kun, doesn't he? [19:42] Hiro     Umino Nagi! [19:43] Hiro     The number two man in our grade! [19:50] Girl B     What's gotten into Hiro-chan? [19:53] Hiro     Okay. Let's play. [19:55] Girls     Yay! [19:57] Hiro     Well, then... [20:05] Hiro     There once was a bear     family and a bunny family. [20:10] Hiro     In time, both families had adorable babies. [20:14] Hiro     But when they were born, the two     babies were swapped at the hospital. [20:22] Hiro     The unknowing parents loved their     children dearly and raised them well. [20:29] Hiro     Then, one day, they realized     their children weren't their own. [20:33] Hiro     But they each adored both their birth     child and the child they had raised. [20:38] Hiro     Now, what shall we do? [20:41] Hiro     Of course! They just need to marry each other! [20:45] Hiro     And so the two became engaged. [20:49] Girl A     What the heck? [20:51] Girl B     I don't get it. [20:53] Hiro     I don't get it, either. [20:58] Hiro     Huh? [21:00] Hiro     But... [21:01] Hiro     The bunny has a younger     sister, too, doesn't she? [21:06] Hiro     Which means... [21:09] Hiro     This pairing could work, too. [21:14] Nagi     Noticed? [21:16] Nagi     Noticed what? [21:20] Dad     That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,     could solve everything, too. E20 - I want to grow up already! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] Nagi     He kept changing the subject. I never     got him to tell me about my brother. [01:39] Nagi     What's up with that guy, anyway? [01:48] Nagi     I'm home. [01:52] Erika     It's summertime! [01:54] Nagi     What?! [02:03] Nagi     Being a swimsuit photographer is the best! [02:06] Erika     Jeez, Nagi-kun... [02:08] Erika     Stop staring so much. [02:10] Nagi     What do you expect?!     I can't take pictures if I don't look! [02:13] Sachi     Onii's a pervert. [02:15] Sachi     Nothing like Erika-chan's bougie brother. [02:18] Nagi     What bougie brother?! [02:20] Erika     Come take pictures with me, Sachi-chan. [02:23] Sachi     I'll pass. [02:25] Sachi     I didn't bring my swimsuit. [02:27] Sachi     Besides... [02:28] Nagi     What? [02:29] Sachi     It's kinda creepy being seen by Onii. [02:32] Nagi     Relax. [02:34] Nagi     I don't have a single micron of     interest in seeing you in a swimsuit. [02:38] Sachi     Die. [02:40] Nagi     Come on! [02:42] Sachi     Okay, time to study. [02:45] Nagi     Unbelievable. [02:46] Erika     So, what did you and Dad talk about? [02:50] Nagi     He kept changing the subject on me. [02:52] Erika     See? I told you. [02:54] Erika     It's no use. [02:56] Nagi     Also, apparently, I could marry Sachi. [02:59] Erika     Well, you're engaged to me,     and Sachi-chan's my sister, so... [03:04] Erika     That does make sense. [03:06] Nagi     Yeah, but that's not it. [03:10] Nagi     I went to ask about your brother. [03:14] Nagi     How am I supposed to respond to that? [03:18] Erika     Again, I told you. [03:20] Erika     That's how Dad is. [03:22] Erika     Hey, this is a good picture. [03:24] Erika     I might post it! [03:25] Nagi     Don't talk like it doesn't concern you. [03:29] Nagi     That also means you could marry my brother. [03:39] Nagi     Are you listening? [03:40] Erika     Nope. [03:41] Nagi     Which is it? [03:43] Nagi     Which is it?! [03:50] Erika     Hey, Hiro-chan, about this one here... [03:52] Nagi     I probably won't get any information     out of Amano-san's father. [03:57] Nagi     So how do I look for Sosuke? SIGN    Moving reunions!!      Looking for long-lost family      Scoop special! [04:01] Nagi     It might be a piece of cake if     we go on one of those shows. [04:05] Nagi     No... [04:06] TV Announcer     Let's go ahead and take a look     at her brother's picture! [04:16] TV Announcer     Are you her brother? [04:18] Nagi     Uh, n-no... I'm the actual younger     brother of the person in that photo. [04:23] Nagi     Amano-san and I are betrothed,     swapped at birth, and... [04:29] Nagi     Information congestion! [04:31] Nagi     Besides, my relationship with Amano-san     is supposed to be a secret. [04:34] Nagi     Which means we'd have to... SIGN    Missing!!!     If you recognize this face... SIGN    Call this number if you have     any leads or see them in media. [04:36] Nagi     I'd appreciate your cooperation! [04:39] Nagi     Do you recall seeing this person anywhere? [04:41] Woman 1     Is that what they call     "trying to find yourself"? [04:43] Woman 2     Shh! Best not to get involved. [04:47] Woman 3     Is something on your mind?     Would you like to share? [04:52] Nagi     Everyone's either concerned     for me or suspicious of me! [04:56] Nagi     The Sosuke problem is extremely difficult! [04:59] Erika     He's having weird fantasies again. [05:05] Nagi     No, there must be more ways to find him. [05:09] Nagi     It's almost summer break. [05:11] Nagi     I'll have plenty of time to... SIGN    Segawa Hiro     New Message [05:16] Nagi     Segawa-san?! SIGN    Segawa Hiro      Date Invitation     ???????? Number 2 ????????      How about tomorrow? [05:29] Sachi     A bike? [05:30] Nagi     Yeah. Do we have one back home? [05:33] Sachi     I think there's the one Mom uses. SIGN    Segawa Hiro SIGN    OK!     I'll bike there. SIGN    Segawa Hiro SIGN    I'll be waiting! [05:43] Sachi     What? Are you going somewhere? [05:45] Nagi     You could say that. [05:48] Nagi     A "date," I suppose. [05:50] Sachi     Huh? [05:51] Sachi     What do you mean? [05:53] Sachi     What happened to looking     for Erika-chan's brother? [05:55] Sachi     You let the hotel king talk laps around you,     and you tucked tail and ran back. [05:59] Nagi     Th-That's that, this is this! [06:02] Nagi     Besides, what can I do? [06:04] Nagi     Segawa-san invited me. [06:07] Sachi     What the heck? Gross. [06:09] Nagi     Okay, see you. [06:11] Sachi     Quit skipping! [06:16] Nagi     Segawa-san. [06:17] Hiro     Morning, Umino-kun. [06:19] Nagi     M-Morning. [06:22] Nagi     S-Sorry! [06:24] Nagi     This was the only bike we had at home.     It has a basket and everything. SIGN    U     m     i     n     o     |     t     e     i SIGN    And this flag won't come off! [06:30] Hiro     It's cool, though. It's unique. [06:32] Nagi     I would have rented a road bike if     she'd told me we were going cycling. [06:38] Hiro     Oh, I get it. [06:39] Hiro     Is that supposed to be a handicap? [06:41] Nagi     No way! [06:42] Nagi     Also, you wanted to compete?! [06:45] Hiro     I'm going to win! [06:47] Nagi     Although, well... [06:49] Nagi     This isn't bad, either. [06:53] Nagi     Segawa-san's awesome in a biking outfit, too. [06:56] Nagi     You look great, Segawa-san! [06:59] Hiro     Thanks. [07:01] Hiro     I've been hooked on biking lately. [07:03] Hiro     You'd be surprised how useful it is. [07:05] Hiro     It saves on transit expenses,     and it helps you learn the roads. [07:09] Nagi     She has yet another hobby. [07:12] Hiro     Okay, Umino-kun, here's a question. [07:15] Nagi     A question? [07:16] Hiro     What thing is the closest     and the farthest away? [07:20] Nagi     Where'd that come from? [07:21] Nagi     A quiz? A riddle? A quip? [07:24] Nagi     Um... [07:26] Nagi     Air. [07:27] Hiro     Nope. [07:28] Nagi     I can't keep up, in more ways than one! [07:31] Hiro     Figure it out by the time we get there. [07:34] Nagi     Wait, but... [07:37] Nagi     Where are we even going?! [07:39] Hiro     Straight down this road! [07:44] Hiro     What's wrong? You're so slow, Umino-kun. [07:47] Nagi     I know, right? [07:49] Nagi     I know, but... [07:52] Nagi     This hill's brutal! [07:56] Hiro     Maybe you didn't need that handicap. [08:02] Hiro     We're still about 24 kilometers away. [08:07] Hiro     The wind feels great. [08:09] Nagi     All I feel is a scorching summer wind... [08:17] Nagi     Is this Amano-san's dad's, too? [08:22] Nagi     It's huge! [08:34] Nagi     That guy runs multiple high-end hotels? [08:41] Nagi     And he's... my real father? [08:45] Concierge     Sir, may I help you? [08:48] Nagi     Sorry. [08:53] Nagi     Shoot! Where's Segawa-san? [08:55] Hiro     I'm here. SIGN    Soft Serve SIGN    Shaved Ice [08:58] Hiro     It's hot, so I was eating shaved ice. [09:01] Hiro     Look! [09:02] Nagi     I want to kiss her. [09:04] Hiro     Is it blue? [09:05] Hiro     Hey, is it blue? [09:11] Nagi     It still doesn't make sense. [09:14] (Flashback) Nagi     What's this about us having a brother? [09:17] (Flashback) Soichiro     You don't. [09:19] Nagi     Are you telling me that guy is my actual dad? [09:25] Nagi     He won't even tell me whether     or not I have a brother. [09:28] Nagi     He's the one who engaged me to Amano-san, [09:31] Nagi     and now he tells me I could marry Sachi... [09:33] Nagi     And he's my parent? [09:38] Nagi     No! [09:40] Nagi     I'm the son of a poor little diner owner! [09:48] Nagi     I don't know if someone like me can     confront a giant man like him, though. [09:54] Hiro     We're here, Umino-kun. [10:03] Hiro     Do you know the answer now? [10:06] Hiro     What's close and far away? [10:08] Nagi     The sea, right? [10:10] Hiro     Nope. [10:12] Hiro     It's family. [10:18] Hiro     It seemed like you were     troubled about something. [10:23] Hiro     I invited you out because I wanted     to help you clear your mind. [10:29] Nagi     Did I look troubled? [10:31] Hiro     Yeah. [10:32] Hiro     You had a hazy look on your face. [10:35] Nagi     Hazy? [10:36] Nagi     Yeah, maybe. [10:39] Hiro     Anyway... [10:41] Hiro     At times like these, it's good     to just shout at the ocean. [10:44] Nagi     I get it! [10:48] Nagi     Dumbass! [10:53] Hiro     I want to grow up already! [11:05] Hiro     See? [11:06] Nagi     Segawa-san... [11:09] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm... engaged. [11:13] Nagi     Are you also... [11:17] Hiro     Oh, I didn't mean it that way. [11:20] Nagi     "That" way? [11:24] Hiro     Let's go home. [11:26] Nagi     A-Already? [11:27] Hiro     Yeah. [11:28] Hiro     You're back to yourself now. [11:34] Hiro     I'll always be by your side     whenever you turn into Hazy-kun. [11:41] Nagi     Right! [11:43] Nagi     That's right. [11:45] Nagi     I have to fight that man, especially     if I'm going to go out with Segawa-san. [11:50] Hiro     Race you to the goal! [11:52] Nagi     Again?! [11:59] Sachi     A smooth harmony. [12:02] Sachi     I love the texture of caviar. [12:05] Soichiro     I'm glad you like it. [12:07] Sachi     Is this okay, though? [12:10] Sachi     It's just the two of us     using such a big room. [12:13] Soichiro     This restaurant only has     private reserved rooms. [12:17] Sachi     I never knew there was     demand for a shop like that. [12:20] Soichiro     There sure is. [12:21] Soichiro     Last time I was here,     it was with the prime minister. [12:24] Sachi     Crap! He's super famous! [12:29] Soichiro     People like him need this restaurant. [12:32] Sachi     I see. [12:34] Sachi     I'm learning lots. [12:36] Soichiro     Speaking of which,     you haven't asked me anything. [12:41] Sachi     I guess not. [12:44] Sachi     I mean, if Onii can't get anything out     of you, what good would it do me to ask? [12:49] Sachi     Besides, that stuff is none     of my business, right? [12:54] Soichiro     I'm not so sure about that. [12:57] Soichiro     Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun? [13:10] Sachi     I'm home. [13:13] Nagi     You're home late. [13:14] Sachi     Yeah. [13:15] Sachi     I studied at the library today. [13:18] Nagi     Are you making good progress? [13:21] Sachi     Yeah. [13:22] Sachi     So what's with you? [13:23] Nagi     Just, well... [13:25] Nagi     I don't want you working too     hard and getting sick again. [13:31] Nagi     You came home late yesterday, too. [13:34] Sachi     Yesterday? [13:36] (Flashback) Soichiro     Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun? [13:42] Sachi     Th-That's none of your business, Onii! [13:44] Nagi     Yes, it is! [13:45] Nagi     Should you be playing around all the time     just because our parents aren't here? [13:48] Sachi     I'm not playing around. [13:51] Sachi     By the way, did the hotel king say anything? [13:56] Sachi     About me? [13:57] Nagi     Why do you ask? [14:00] Sachi     Why? Because... [14:02] Sachi     Never mind! [14:03] Nagi     What's gotten into you? [14:05] Nagi     By the way, Sachi, do you know     what Amano-san's up to? [14:09] Nagi     She's supposed to be     ordering delivery today. [14:12] Sachi     I don't know. [14:14] Sachi     Ask her yourself. [14:16] Nagi     Sachi's been acting way     too self-centered lately. [14:19] Nagi     It's becoming a bit intolerable. [14:21] Nagi     The time she was hospitalized     with a cold, for example. [14:25] Nagi     I'm going to give her a piece     of her big brother's mind. [14:28] Nagi     Starting today, I'm your guardian. [14:34] Nagi     Hey, Sachi! [14:35] Nagi     You... [14:37] Sachi     I'm hungry. I'm going to     the convenience store. [14:41] Nagi     It's not safe for a middle schooler     to be out this late! [14:44] Sachi     What, then? Should I starve to death? [14:50] Shop Clerk     Welcome. [14:54] Sachi     I'm at the supermarket with Onii. Hilarious. [14:57] Sachi     How long has it been? [14:58] Nagi     I'm just coming along as your guardian. [15:01] Nagi     I just received this month's living expenses. [15:04] Nagi     I was going to get all my     groceries today anyway. [15:07] Sachi     Over there. [15:08] Sachi     The ice cream in our freezer ran out     three days ago, so I've been in a bad mood. [15:12] Nagi     Stay put, all right? [15:14] Nagi     Don't go off on your own. You'll get lost. [15:18] Sachi     I can't stand that crap. [15:20] Sachi     And what if my friends see us? [15:23] Nagi     What's the problem?     Just tell them I'm your brother. [15:25] Sachi     I'm telling you I don't want to do that! [15:28] Nagi     Yikes. [15:29] Sachi     Hey, there's the ice cream. [15:31] Nagi     How is it that her mood depends on ice cream? [15:34] Sachi     Oh, man! It's so cheap! SIGN    All ice cream 30% off!! SIGN    Discount off regular store price     Up to 5 items per household [15:37] Sachi     Let's stock up! [15:38] Nagi     No! [15:40] Nagi     No, no! [15:42] Nagi     Just buy one box for today, please. [15:44] Sachi     Why? [15:45] Nagi     This shop has a 50% off sale     on ice cream every Wednesday! [15:49] Nagi     It's Tuesday today! SIGN    One pack per customer [15:52] Nagi     Eggs at 98 yen per pack?! [15:54] Nagi     Sachi, help me out! [15:56] Sachi     We don't need that many. [15:58] Nagi     You don't realize how many eggs we consume! [16:02] Nagi     Also, the milk is a bargain. [16:04] Nagi     It's 13 yen cheaper on     Tuesdays for some reason. [16:06] Sachi     It's just 13 yen! [16:08] Nagi     We also need to buy veggies to     chop up and freeze in packs. [16:13] Sachi     Freeze in packs? [16:15] Sachi     No way! SIGN    Fresh Bean Sprouts [16:17] Sachi     It's 10 yen! [16:18] Sachi     Onii, let's buy ten! [16:20] Nagi     Bean sprouts go bad quickly. [16:22] Nagi     One pack is enough. [16:23] Sachi     Even though it's only 10 yen? [16:25] Nagi     Because it's 10 yen. [16:27] Sachi     Onii sounds like Mom. SIGN    Satchie Twang [16:36] Sachi     Nice haul. [16:38] Nagi     I can't believe you hid it     in the bottom of the cart. [16:41] Nagi     I didn't notice until we were checking out. [16:43] Nagi     You're a repeat offender, aren't you? [16:45] Sachi     Mom lets me get away with it. [16:47] Nagi     Don't just pull it out and start eating     as we're walking. That's rude. [16:50] Sachi     But I'm so hungry, I'm going to collapse. [16:53] Nagi     Yeah, right. [16:55] Sachi     Anyway... [16:56] Sachi     Do you always do stuff like this? [16:59] Nagi     What do you mean? [17:01] Sachi     Shopping like that. [17:02] Sachi     Aren't Dad and the hotel king giving     us enough to cover living costs? [17:06] Sachi     You could always ask Erika-chan for help. [17:10] Sachi     Why not stop being so stingy     and just take it easy? [17:14] Nagi     I can't do that. [17:16] Nagi     I pay back whatever's left     at the end of each month. [17:18] Sachi     Seriously? [17:21] Sachi     I never knew. [17:29] Sachi     You can have one, Onii. [17:36] Nagi     That's good. [17:40] Sachi     I was just thinking about the past. [17:43] Sachi     Remember that one time? [17:44] Sachi     It was Christmas Day,     and Mom and Dad were at work. [17:48] Sachi     We decided we should make a meal before     they got back, so we went shopping. [17:52] Nagi     Did that happen? [17:53] Sachi     Yes, it did! [17:57] Sachi     I had no idea you could make cake. [18:02] Sachi     I was kinda impressed. [18:05] Nagi     I actually watched our parents at work. [18:07] Nagi     Unlike you, I'm not just a taster. [18:10] Sachi     That's my duty, though. [18:12] Sachi     I can cook now, too. [18:15] Sachi     Anyway, we finished cooking,     and we fell asleep waiting for them. SIGN    Dinner was yummy!      Ho, ho, ho!      Merry Christmas!     -Santa [18:25] Sachi     When I woke up, there was a letter. [18:27] Sachi     For some reason, Santa-san had eaten it. [18:30] Sachi     And I cried. [18:32] (Flashback) Sachi (young)     Onii didn't make it for Santa-san! [18:37] Nagi     I never knew. [18:40] Sachi     But then, after that, I found my presents, [18:42] Sachi     and I was like, "Not bad,     Santa-san! I forgive you." [18:45] Nagi     Your tears aren't very deep, are they? [18:51] Nagi     Done! [18:53] Nagi     Wanna wait for Amano-san to get home? [18:55] Sachi     Lemme try it out. [18:57] Nagi     Hey! [18:58] Sachi     Oh! [18:59] Sachi     Let's play a game while we wait. [19:02] Sachi     Onee bought Sobatetsu. [19:03] Sachi     We used to play it with the     family a lot, remember? [19:06] Sachi     Don't you want to see     Devil Sobasshi on this giant TV? [19:10] Nagi     You have entrance exams, don't you? [19:12] Nagi     You should be studying at times like these. [19:16] Sachi     Are you serious? [19:17] Sachi     You're so annoying. [19:18] Sachi     Why are you always like this? [19:20] Nagi     You're hungry, aren't you? [19:22] Nagi     You can start eating. [19:24] Sachi     No, seriously, stop that! [19:26] Nagi     Huh? [19:28] Sachi     You aren't aware enough of who you are, Onii. [19:31] Sachi     You don't ever pay any attention to me. [19:35] Nagi     Where is this coming from? [19:37] Nagi     That's not true. [19:39] Sachi     Then what if... [19:42] Sachi     What if I asked you to marry me? Would you? [19:54] Nagi     What are you talking about?! [19:57] Nagi     You're my kid sister! [19:59] Nagi     We lived in the same house     for all those years. That'd be... [20:06] (Flashback) Dad     That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,     could solve everything, too. [20:15] Nagi     Wh-What do you think... [20:18] Nagi     What do you think our     parents would say to that? [20:27] Sachi     You're such an idiot! [20:30] Sachi     I obviously wasn't serious. [20:31] Sachi     Bleah. [20:35] Sachi     I'm going to go take a shower. [20:41] (Flashback) Erika     "This way," as in... engaged? [20:47] (Flashback) Erika     Just kidding! [20:48] (Flashback) ---     N     y     a     h      [20:50] Nagi     Is she trying to remind me that     they're sisters or something? [20:54] Nagi     This isn't going to be easy. [20:58] Erika     I'm home. [20:59] Erika     I was shopping for summer clothes,     and it took longer than I expected. [21:02] Sachi     You're late, Onee. [21:04] Sachi     We already made dinner. [21:11] Erika     Did something happen between     you and Sachi-chan? [21:14] Nagi     N-No, there's nothing happening. Why? [21:17] Erika     Well, whatever, but... [21:21] Erika     Did she have something good happen to her? E21 - It's a secret between you and me. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Last Day of                                                            the First Term [01:38] Nagi     I've been waiting for this day! SIGN    Report Card SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)      1st out of 242 Students [01:45] Yonezawa     Amazing! [01:48] Nagi     Not that I didn't already know. [01:52] Nagi     It's been a month since the     day I fell to 13th place. SIGN    13th [02:01] Nagi     I crawled through the pits of     hell, struggling to get out. [02:05] Nagi     And... [02:09] Nagi     I rose up, like the phoenix! [02:13] Nagi     I've obtained wings of flames. [02:16] Nagi     I fear nothing! [02:19] Nagi     I rise in altitude as the     wings continue blazing. [02:23] Nagi     I no longer even see the surface! [02:29] Nagi     This story will surely be passed     down through generations. [02:32] Nagi     Umino Nagi: Legend of the Phoenix! [02:35] Yonezawa     This is unacceptable, Mr. Umino. [02:37] Takahashi     Turning the tables at this point     isn't rom-com material. [02:40] Nagi     What about the Legend of the Phoenix?! [02:42] Brown Hair     What rank were you? [02:43] TwoBlock     What about you? [02:44] Perm     You tell me first. [02:46] Nagi     Are they not even betting anymore? [02:49] Nagi     But I'm riding a huge wave right now. [02:53] Nagi     Segawa-san... [02:54] Nagi     I'm never giving you the number one rank again! SIGN    Year Ranking (overall)      2nd out of 242 Students SIGN    To Umino-kun [03:04] Nagi     There it is. SIGN    Umino-kun,      I'll be waiting for you on the rooftop!      From Segawa Hiro [03:13] (Flashback) Hiro     Umino Nagi-kun... [03:16] (Flashback) Hiro     You're going down! [03:19] Nagi     She's going to do that to me again. [03:23] Nagi     I mean, I don't hate being scolded by her. [03:28] Nagi     That aside, I need to tell her straight, too. [03:33] Nagi     I'm not losing to you anymore! [03:35] Nagi     So please go out with me! [03:38] Hiro     Okay. [03:41] Nagi     It's set. [03:47] Shion     Master... [03:48] Shion     You're going in for the kill! [04:11] Hiro     First off, Umino-kun,     congratulations on ranking first. [04:15] Hiro     You made it all the way back up from 13th. [04:18] Hiro     You revived like a phoenix. [04:20] Nagi     Phoenix? Nah... [04:23] Nagi     It's not that big a deal. [04:26] Shion     You're denying it? [04:28] Nagi     I feel like something clicked for     me during those exams, though. [04:34] Nagi     I felt like I could keep rising forever. [04:38] Nagi     Kinda like the runner's high that     marathon runners talk about. [04:41] Hiro     I know what you mean. [04:43] Nagi     So, um... [04:47] Nagi     I won, as promised! [04:49] Nagi     And I'm never going to lose again! [04:52] Nagi     So please go out with me! [05:07] Nagi     Here it comes. [05:20] Nagi     Wait... [05:22] Nagi     You're going to process my— [05:23] Hiro     I won't. [05:25] Hiro     I mean, we don't know yet, do we? [05:36] Hiro     Still, this made me feel     like fate's finally changing. [05:41] Nagi     I can do it! [05:43] Nagi     I'll change it! [05:47] Hiro     How did it end up like this? [05:54] Hiro     I wish it was you that I was     engaged to, Umino-kun. [06:02] Shion     This is next level! [06:04] Shion     I don't get how girls' minds work! [06:14] Nagi     Man... [06:16] Nagi     What do I do? [06:20] Sachi     Wow. [06:21] Sachi     You were 167th on the last exam? [06:25] Erika     I'm up 80 places since last time. [06:27] Nagi     Boy, I'm really stuck. [06:29] Nagi     What am I supposed to do? [06:31] Erika     I feel like I could study forever right now. [06:35] Erika     Kinda like a runner's high? [06:37] Sachi     Damn. [06:38] Nagi     Oh, no! [06:40] Sachi     Onii, shut up! [06:41] Nagi     But you see... [06:43] Nagi     Segawa-san confessed to me. [06:48] Erika     No way! Seriously? [06:49] Sachi     Details. [06:50] Nagi     Oh, no! [06:53] Nagi     So that's what happened. [06:55] Erika     Oh, crap! Nagi-kun's hit his stride! [06:58] Sachi     No way. You're taking him too seriously. [07:01] Nagi     But it's true. [07:03] Nagi     "I wish it was you that I was     engaged to," she said. [07:07] Sachi     I think you've got the wrong idea. [07:10] Sachi     She hasn't even said     anything about liking you. [07:13] Erika     Non, non. [07:14] Erika     You don't want to just come out and say it. [07:17] Sachi     That doesn't make sense. [07:19] Erika     Sure it does! [07:20] Nagi     Sheesh. [07:22] Nagi     How am I supposed to spend my     summer with this weighing on me? [07:27] Erika     All right, then. [07:28] Erika     Now that we're on summer break,     we have plenty of time. [07:33] Erika     Let's go investigate what Hiro-chan said! [07:37] Nagi     Huh? [07:38] Sachi     Go where? [07:40] Erika     The beach! [07:42] Sachi     Is that... [07:43] Nagi     Don't tell me... Another holiday house? [07:46] Erika     Yes. [07:47] Erika     This one even has a private beach. [07:50] Sachi     A private beach! [07:52] Erika     How about we go there to find out     what Hiro-chan really thinks? [07:55] Sachi     Sounds good. [07:56] Sachi     How many holiday houses do you have, anyway? [07:59] Erika     Dunno. [08:01] Nagi     That's silly. [08:02] Nagi     I'm not going. [08:04] Nagi     It's finally summer break. [08:06] Nagi     Why wouldn't I be studying? [08:09] Erika     Seriously, Nagi-kun? [08:10] Erika     You're insane. [08:12] Sachi     He's like this every summer. [08:14] Nagi     First of all, someone as     studious as Segawa-san [08:17] Nagi     has no reason to be goofing     around at a holiday home! [08:20] Erika     She's coming. SIGN    Wanna go to the beach next week!? SIGN    My holiday house! SIGN    It has a private beach! SIGN    Nagi-kun and Sachi-chan are coming! SIGN    Segawa Hiro SIGN    I'm in! [08:21] Hiro     I'm in! [08:24] Nagi     I'll be there! [08:26] Sachi     I mean, you don't need to be there     for us to find out, Nagi-kun. [08:30] Nagi     I'll do anything, whether it's carrying     bags or scouting out the location! [08:34] Nagi     Segawa-san in swimwear! [08:36] Sachi     Ew. [08:37] Erika     Okay, then, it's settled. [08:39] Erika     We're going supply shopping tomorrow! [08:41] Nagi     All right! [08:43] Sachi     I'll stay home if you're going shopping. SIGN    New Mathematics 3 [08:46] Sachi     I have to study tomorrow so     I can go to the holiday house. [08:50] Nagi     You're finally starting to sound     like an entrance exam student. [08:53] Sachi     Shut up, Onii. Get over yourself. SIGN    Summer Break Corner [09:09] Erika     That should do it, I think. [09:12] Erika     Nagi-kun, could you carry this to the cashier? SIGN    Pine Plywood     Planks [09:15] Nagi     We need more. [09:19] Nagi     Let's buy this! [09:20] Erika     What's the stick for? [09:22] Nagi     For cracking watermelons. [09:24] Erika     Huh? [09:25] Nagi     You were just thinking     we don't need it, weren't you? [09:28] Nagi     Believe it or not, it's not easy to find     the perfect stick just lying around. [09:35] Erika     I see. [09:36] Erika     That's a buy. [09:38] Nagi     Let's buy two just in case. SIGN    Beach!     Rivers!     Mountains!     Leisure! [09:40] Erika     Next, we have this. [09:41] Erika     There's more?! [09:42] Nagi     What do you say? [09:44] Erika     A trident?! [09:44] Erika     What would we even use that for? [09:47] Nagi     It's a private beach we're going to, correct? [09:50] Erika     That's right. [09:51] Erika     No one can get in from outside. [09:53] Nagi     Which means the opposite is also true! [09:56] Nagi     What if something happens and we're     trapped in the holiday house? [10:00] Nagi     We'll have to find our own food! [10:02] Erika     That's a buy! [10:03] Nagi     Thank you very much. [10:05] Nagi     I'll buy two of these, too. [10:07] Erika     Oh, in that case,     we'll need to buy sunscreen, too. [10:12] Nagi     In that case... [10:13] Nagi     I recommend the spray type. [10:15] Erika     Non, non, Nagi-kun. [10:17] Erika     You always want the cream type sunscreen. [10:20] Erika     After all, you might get to     rub some on Hiro-chan. [10:25] Nagi     No! No! [10:26] Nagi     What if I put some on her and     she ends up with an uneven tan?! [10:31] Erika     That's a weird thing to feel responsible for. SIGN    Camping Section [10:33] Erika     Fine, let's get the spray type. [10:36] Nagi     I'll buy both just in case. [10:38] Erika     Seriously? [10:43] Erika     Buses are so slow. [10:46] Erika     I can't believe we have to     wait another ten minutes. [10:48] Nagi     Should I search for a taxi? [10:52] Erika     I'm kinda surprised, though. [10:56] Erika     I didn't think you'd know     so much about beach trips. [11:00] Nagi     I guess I do. [11:03] Nagi     I used to go with my family a lot. [11:05] Erika     Really? [11:08] Nagi     The beach is free, after all. [11:08] Sachi     Onii-chan, let's go! [11:10] Erika     Oh, so that's why. [11:12] Erika     I envy you, though. [11:14] Erika     Going with Papa Yohei and Mama Namie     and Sachi-chan sounds like fun. [11:19] Nagi     What about me? [11:20] Nagi     I thought you enjoyed your private beach. [11:25] Erika     I always just walked     along the shore by myself. [11:30] Erika     I'd sneak out of the hotel. [11:33] Nagi     Are you sure that isn't why     they put a GPS tracker on you? [11:36] Erika     I can't wait. [11:38] Erika     All of us at the beach together... [11:43] Erika     There's the bus. [11:50] Erika     Could you take us to this address? [11:52] Nagi     It's not a taxi, you know! [11:59] Erika     So cramped. [12:00] Nagi     Well, it is a bus. [12:05] Erika     Hey, give me some space! [12:07] Nagi     We're on a curve. I can't help it. [12:12] Erika     About the two of us... [12:18] Erika     Hiro-chan knows we're engaged now. [12:21] Erika     But we have to make sure she doesn't     find out we're living together, huh? [12:27] Nagi     I don't want to keep secrets     from Segawa-san, though. [12:31] Erika     You're so silly. [12:32] Erika     I think she'll really look     down on us if she finds out. [12:35] Erika     She might never talk to us again. [12:40] Erika     Besides, it's a secret between you and me. [12:51] Nagi     Y-Yeah. [13:00] Erika     I told you to stop crowding me! [13:02] Nagi     It's a curve! [13:04] Bus Driver     Oh, to be young... [13:11] Erika     On the count of three, Nagi-kun. [13:14] Nagi     All right. [13:15] Nagi     Let's surprise Sachi. [13:17] Erika     One, two... [13:19] Erika     Aloha! [13:26] Hiro     Aloha. [13:28] Hiro     Hey, I'm visiting. [13:30] Erika     Huh? [13:32] Nagi     Why? [13:35] Sachi     I invited her. [13:37] Hiro     I never knew you two lived together. [13:43] Hiro     I thought something was weird. [13:46] Hiro     You two always smelled     like the same shampoo. [13:51] Nagi     Um... [13:52] Nagi     This is, um... [13:54] Erika     Why are you using my shampoo?! [13:57] Nagi     It was a financial decision... [13:59] Nagi     Is that important right now?! [14:01] Erika     It's not like that, Hiro-chan.     My dad made us do this! [14:04] Hiro     It seems like you're enjoying it, though. [14:07] Hiro     I always had a hunch,     since you're engaged and all. [14:14] Nagi     Did she know this whole time? [14:26] Nagi     This is... [14:29] Nagi     going to be a mess of a vacation. [14:40] Hiro?Sachi/Erika     It's the beach! [14:46] Erika     Ooh, cold! [14:47] Hiro     The sand is so smooth. [14:49] Sachi     There are little fish here. Look. [14:52] Hiro     Oh, yeah! [14:53] Erika     So cute! [14:59] Hiro     That's cold! [15:05] Nagi     D-Don't barge into my line of sight like that! [15:07] Sachi     I can totally tell you're catching glimpses. [15:10] Sachi     Just wanted to let you know you're creepy. [15:12] Sachi     You're defiling your appreciation of books. [15:14] Nagi     Don't be dumb. [15:16] Nagi     Reading on the beach is awesome. [15:19] Nagi     Also, don't wear your school     swimsuit to the beach. [15:23] Sachi     What else could I do? [15:24] Sachi     It's the only one I have. [15:26] Sachi     Where did you even get     those lame swim trunks? [15:30] Nagi     Don't you mean "badass swim trunks"? [15:32] Sachi     Are you serious? [15:33] Nagi     Anyway, there's something I     want to talk to you about. [15:37] Sachi     What? [15:39] Nagi     Why did you tell Segawa-san     that we're living together? [15:44] Sachi     So she would help me study. [15:46] Sachi     My first term finals turned     out worse than I thought. [15:51] Sachi     So I asked Hiro-san to tutor me. [15:55] Nagi     You could have told me. [15:57] Sachi     Hiro-san's better at teaching than you are. [16:01] Sachi     Besides, I don't want you teaching me. [16:05] Nagi     What is that supposed to mean?! [16:06] Sachi     Hiro-san was happy to help. [16:10] Sachi     Besides, don't you want     Hiro-san to come over? [16:15] Nagi     Th-That's not the point! [16:18] Erika     Sachi-chan! [16:20] Sachi     Coming! [16:22] Nagi     Jeez. [16:24] Nagi     I never asked for this. [16:27] Nagi     That's right... [16:28] Nagi     This is supposed to be a fun vacation     to determine the true meaning [16:32] Nagi     behind Segawa-san's confession. [16:35] Erika     Come on, Nagi-kun. [16:37] Sachi     Beach volleyball! [16:39] Nagi     I can tell, though. [16:41] Nagi     Segawa-san's kind of avoiding me! [16:46] Nagi     If things were normal, I'd be putting     sunscreen on her right about now. [16:51] Nagi     How did this turn into a repentance tour?! [16:57] Sachi     I'll team up with Hiro-san, then. [16:59] Erika     I'm with Nagi-kun?! [17:01] Erika     It's game over! [17:04] Nagi     I mean... [17:05] Nagi     I guess it's my fault for hiding my motives. [17:09] Erika     Want me to talk to Hiro-chan? [17:13] Nagi     Why? [17:14] Erika     Well, it's Dad's fault to begin with. [17:15] Sachi     Here I go! [17:17] Nagi     He's my dad, too, remember? [17:21] Erika     Nagi-kun! [17:22] Sachi     Onii's so distracted. [17:24] Hiro     Something on his mind, maybe? [17:29] Nagi     Whatever. I'll talk to her myself. [17:32] Erika     O-Okay. [17:42] Hiro     So, what did you want to talk about? [17:45] Nagi     You know, don't you? [17:48] Nagi     A-About us living together... [17:51] Hiro     Ah. [17:54] Hiro     About how you were hiding things from me. [17:58] Nagi     I am deeply sorry for this incident! [18:01] Nagi     There is a very complicated     family reason behind this! [18:05] Hiro     Oh? [18:07] Nagi     I was half-forced to live with her. [18:10] Nagi     It wasn't that I enjoyed living     with her... necessarily... entirely... [18:14] Nagi     Wait... [18:18] Hiro     So you could have left     whenever you wanted, right? [18:21] Nagi     Yes, that is correct. [18:23] Hiro     So you were living under the     same roof as Erika-chan [18:28] Hiro     when we went on a date together, too? [18:29] Nagi     Yes! I'm sorry! [18:32] Hiro     You eat together every day, and you've     peeked at her in the shower and stuff. [18:36] Nagi     Yes! I'm sorry! [18:38] Hiro     You were flirting with her     every day after school. [18:42] Nagi     Yes! I'm sorry! [18:46] Nagi     No, I haven't done that. [18:51] Hiro     But you've been living with     her because it's fun, right? [18:55] (Flashback) Erika     I'm having so much fun every day. [19:00] Nagi     Yes. [19:02] Hiro     We said no secrets. [19:07] Hiro     You said "of course" when we     talked about that, didn't you? [19:14] Nagi     Sorry. [19:16] Hiro     We had a few study sessions after that. [19:19] Hiro     And we went on dates. [19:20] Hiro     You had plenty of chances to tell me. [19:22] Nagi     You are absolutely correct! [19:28] Hiro     I'm just messing. [19:34] Hiro     But it really did hurt that much. [19:38] Hiro     I even thought about not coming today. [19:42] Hiro     So you see, Umino-kun... [19:56] Nagi     Why my hair? [20:00] Hiro     Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you. [20:09] Erika     She said what?! Creepy! [20:12] Nagi     Nah. [20:13] Nagi     That's just how deep our bond is. [20:17] Erika     Hiro-chan's not the scheming type, though. [20:20] Erika     I'm pretty sure it was just a bad joke. [20:24] Erika     Anyway, I'm glad she forgave you. [20:26] Erika     I was about to lose a precious friend. [20:30] Erika     Hiro-chan does have feelings     for you, then, huh? [20:33] Nagi     Right? [20:34] Sachi     Nah, that can't be it. [20:37] Sachi     She obviously just sees you as a rival. [20:40] Erika     Oh, is the bath free? [20:42] Erika     I'm using it next. [20:45] Nagi     What makes you say that? [20:46] Sachi     What else would it be? [20:48] Sachi     Is there even anything about you     that a girl would like? [20:55] Nagi     Speaking of liking, Segawa-san told me... [21:00] Sachi     What? [21:01] (Flashback) Hiro     So anyway, Umino-kun... [21:04] (Flashback) Hiro     About Sachi-san... [21:13] Nagi     Sachi, do you... [21:15] Nagi     have a crush on me? [21:22] Sachi     What the hell?! [21:23] Nagi     Ow, ow! [21:25] Nagi     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [21:25] Sachi     Onii, you idiot! E22 - I'll be with you when you meet him. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Hiro     What kind of sister is     Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun? [01:38] Nagi     What kind? [01:40] Nagi     A sister's a sister. [01:41] Nagi     She's part of my family. [01:43] Hiro     Oh. [01:45] Hiro     She's a bit odd, though, isn't she? [01:48] Nagi     Yeah, sort of. [01:50] Nagi     She's not stupid, but she's hard to teach. [01:56] Nagi     She's stubborn. [01:59] Nagi     I guess you wouldn't want to tutor her, huh? [02:02] Nagi     I'll turn her down for you. [02:05] Hiro     That's not it. [02:08] Hiro     It's just that she seems     to be in love with you. [02:16] Sachi     What do you mean, I have feelings for Onii?! [02:20] Sachi     Why would you say something like that to him? [02:24] Hiro     It just kinda came up, you know? [02:28] Hiro     Do you not? [02:29] Sachi     I-I don't. [02:32] Sachi     This isn't what we promised, is it? [02:37] Sachi     Didn't you say... [02:42] (Flashback) Sachi     I don't think that's good. [02:45] (Flashback) Hiro     Hm? [02:46] (Flashback) Hiro     Did I give you the wrong idea? [02:49] (Flashback) Hiro     Sorry. [02:51] (Flashback) Hiro     I told you I'm engaged, too, remember? [02:56] (Flashback) Hiro     So I only see Umino-kun as a rival. [03:02] Sachi     That's why I trusted you, Hiro-san. [03:07] Sachi     But that's not true anymore, is it? [03:10] Hiro     There's no such thing as a relationship     that stays the same forever. [03:15] Hiro     That goes for you, too, doesn't it? [03:18] (Flashback) Soichiro     Might you be prepared to marry Nagi-kun? [03:31] Nagi     See me, Pacific Ocean! [03:39] Nagi     I'm conversing with the great outdoors. [03:41] Nagi     This is awesome! [03:42] Nagi     I'm more united with nature than ever before! [03:53] Nagi     Outdoor baths are the best. [03:55] Erika     Oh, I didn't realize you were here, Nagi-kun. [03:59] Erika     I thought there was no one else around. [04:01] Nagi     Amano-san?! [04:03] Nagi     Why... [04:04] Nagi     Didn't you take a bath earlier? [04:07] Erika     Not yet. [04:08] Erika     It took longer than I thought     to tidy up my stuff. [04:12] Nagi     Why are you getting in?! [04:13] Nagi     I'm in here right now! [04:15] Erika     I don't see why that's a problem. [04:20] Nagi     No, no, it's a very big problem! [04:22] Nagi     It's way too unwholesome for a high school     guy and girl to take a bath together! [04:27] Erika     What are you freaking out about? [04:29] Nagi     She got in! [04:32] Erika     It's just a bath. What's the big deal? [04:36] Erika     We're engaged, anyway. [04:38] Nagi     She's out of her mind. [04:43] Nagi     Well, if you say so, Amano-san... [04:46] Nagi     Fine, I guess. [04:48] Erika     I love outdoor baths. [04:51] Erika     You can see the lighthouse from here. [04:54] Erika     Come over here, Nagi-kun. [04:56] Nagi     What are you— [05:00] Nagi     Is Amano-san coming on to me? [05:05] Nagi     Huh? [05:06] Nagi     Since when has that been our relationship? [05:09] Nagi     Although, I guess it's okay     if I get close to her, right? [05:13] Nagi     Wait, no, it's not! [05:15] Nagi     If Segawa-san sees us, it's over! [05:19] Hiro     You're bathing together? [05:21] Hiro     You scum. [05:23] Nagi     Right, it's already over. [05:27] Erika     You know, though... [05:30] Erika     I like these moments. [05:32] Erika     I've always wanted to do this. [05:36] Erika     I've always been by myself,     and I never had any friends. [05:41] Erika     I never thought I'd have a day like today. [05:48] Erika     I wish it could always be like this. [05:53] Nagi     Has she been wanting to take     a bath with me that badly? [05:57] Erika     Shoot, I got water in my ear. [06:01] Nagi     But I'm too... [06:06] Nagi     I can't! [06:07] Nagi     I'm overheating! [06:11] Erika     Why are you naked?! [06:12] Erika     You're crazy! [06:14] Nagi     You say that now? [06:16] Nagi     You're the one who walked in on me. [06:17] Nagi     You're naked, too, aren't you? [06:20] Nagi     Why are you wearing a swimsuit?! [06:23] Erika     Of course I am! [06:24] Erika     It's an outdoor jacuzzi! [06:26] Nagi     Is that what you're supposed to do?! [06:32] Nagi     There are only two beds? [06:34] Erika     Yeah. [06:36] Erika     I should have noticed. [06:37] Erika     There are two bedrooms, but only double beds. [06:41] Nagi     I really wish you would     have checked on that first. [06:45] Hiro     Which means someone has to     sleep next to Umino-kun? [06:49] Sachi     Let's do this, then.     Onii sleeps in the living room. [06:52] Nagi     I refuse. [06:53] Sachi     Why? [06:55] Nagi     I saw it. [06:57] Sachi     Saw what? [07:00] Nagi     A spider! [07:01] Nagi     An organism with six-centimeter-long     legs and a gray body [07:04] Nagi     and an unpredictable direction of travel! [07:07] Nagi     What if that thing crawls into     my ear while I'm sleeping? [07:10] Nagi     I'd rather die than spend a night     with that hideous creature! [07:15] Erika     This again? [07:17] Sachi     So die, then. [07:19] Hiro     I could take on a spider. [07:22] Nagi     Okay, fine. [07:25] Nagi     I'll stay in the living room, awake. [07:31] Hiro     I have a good idea. [07:33] Hiro     Let's draw straws. [07:36] Erika     Straws? [07:38] Hiro     Here. [07:39] Hiro     Pick one. [07:45] Nagi     So this is the hot spring     that's connected to the room? [07:49] Nagi     Ground-up rock salt? [07:51] Nagi     Oh, this is what they call bath salts! [07:54] Nagi     What kind of shower is this?! [07:56] Nagi     It's like rain is gently falling on me! [08:00] Nagi     Hey, come check this out. [08:02] Nagi     It's awesome. [08:03] Sachi     This sucks. [08:05] Sachi     Why do I have to sleep     next to you on a vacation? [08:10] Nagi     That's my line. [08:12] Nagi     Here I am, sharing a roof     with Segawa-san, and... [08:15] Sachi     Shut up! Creep! [08:17] Nagi     You're the one who drew     the same number I did! [08:21] Sachi     It's your fault for drawing that number! [08:27] Sachi     You're banned from coming     on my side of this towel. [08:32] Nagi     Is that really necessary? [08:34] Nagi     We slept with just a curtain between us for— [08:36] Sachi     I said you're banned! [08:37] Nagi     My territory's way too small! [08:41] Hiro     Okay, what's next? [08:45] Erika     I don't think I can hold this... SIGN    Right Hand [08:48] Hiro     Right hand red. [08:52] Erika     I can't! [08:56] Erika     I lose. [08:57] Erika     You have such a strong core, Hiro-chan. [09:01] Hiro     Not really. [09:03] Erika     You do. Like, structurally. [09:06] Erika     Why is this game at my     vacation house, though? [09:11] Erika     Wait, did Dad... [09:14] Woman     I can't do it, sir! [09:17] Hiro     That was some good exercise before bed. [09:20] Hiro     Okay, next... [09:22] Erika     We aren't sleeping? [09:29] Erika     Wow, bubbles everywhere. [09:31] Hiro     I could never do this at home. [09:34] Erika     I wouldn't do it by myself, either. SIGN    Bubbly Bathtime [09:37] Erika     Why is there bubble bath mix here, though? [09:41] Erika     Did Dad do this, too?! [09:43] Woman     Sir... [09:48] Hiro     Erika-chan. [09:53] Hiro     What do you think? [09:55] Erika     Hiro-chan?! [09:56] Erika     Don't you think that's too much? [09:57] Hiro     I'm the bubble monster. [09:59] Hiro     Aren't I scary? [10:01] Hiro     You should be a bubble     monster, too, Erika-chan. [10:05] Erika     I'll pass. [10:07] Hiro     Don't say that. [10:09] Erika     Come on! [10:10] Hiro     Do it like this! [10:17] Erika     And posted. [10:20] Hiro     I'm your first upvote. [10:22] Erika     Don't. You're embarrassing me. [10:26] Hiro     You know... [10:27] Hiro     I still can't believe it. [10:30] Hiro     I'm hanging out with the famous Erika-chan. [10:35] Erika     Don't start that now. [10:38] Erika     I'm really not. [10:41] Hiro     You ought to know. [10:43] Hiro     You're the most famous     high schooler right now. [10:47] Erika     I can't believe it, either. [10:50] Erika     I'm having fun and chatting with     my friends so late at night. [10:54] Erika     I thought I was going to grow     up never getting to do that. [11:00] Hiro     So it's because you met Umino-kun, huh? [11:05] Erika     Nagi-kun has nothing to do with it. [11:08] Erika     We're just engaged because     our parents said so. [11:11] Erika     We haven't accepted it. [11:13] Hiro     Yeah? [11:16] Erika     What about you, Hiro-chan? [11:18] Erika     What's the person you're engaged to like? [11:23] Hiro     I don't know. [11:26] Hiro     I've never even met him. [11:28] Erika     Really?! [11:29] Hiro     Yeah. [11:30] Hiro     I'm not interested in my engagement, either. [11:35] Erika     So we're the same, then. [11:42] Hiro     Hey, Erika-chan... [11:44] Hiro     Just to make sure... [11:47] Hiro     Since you say you're not interested... [11:50] Hiro     Can I have Umino-kun? [11:59] Erika     You like Nagi-kun?! [12:10] Erika     She's out cold! [12:19] Nagi     Hot springs are awesome. [12:22] Nagi     I stayed in too long. [12:24] Nagi     I hope Sachi isn't angry. [12:27] Sachi     You took too long! [12:35] Nagi     The bath's free. [12:38] Nagi     Wait, why am I so self-conscious? [12:41] Nagi     I've always been in my underwear     after baths back at home. [12:45] Nagi     Hey, Sachi. [12:52] Nagi     She's sleeping! [12:56] Nagi     I shouldn't have bothered     trying to be courteous. [13:05] Nagi     There's no space. [13:18] Nagi     Damn it. [13:19] Nagi     Why can't I sleep? [13:40] Nagi     I ended up getting no sleep. [13:49] Nagi     Amano-san? [13:51] Nagi     You're up early for once. [13:54] Erika     I remember now. [13:56] Erika     That's definitely it. [13:58] Erika     The game and the bubble bath mix... [14:03] (Flashback) Erika (little)     We're taking it? Where? [14:05] (Flashback) Sosuke     To our vacation home. [14:08] Erika     I was here with Onii-chan. [14:15] Erika     I knew it. [14:17] Erika     Look at this pillar. SIGN    Sosuke 12 yrs [14:19] Nagi     "Sosuke"? [14:21] Erika     I remember now. [14:22] Erika     When I was little, my family and I used     to go to our vacation homes every summer. [14:31] Erika     How did I forget that? SIGN    Sosuke 12 yrs [14:34] Erika     But I was definitely here with him. SIGN    Erika 7 yrs [14:40] Nagi     The box is new. [14:43] Nagi     The bath mix is recent, too. [14:46] Nagi     There might be more hints     to finding Sosuke here. [14:53] Nagi     I'll go wake up Sachi. [14:54] Nagi     Let's get Segawa-san to help, too. [14:56] Nagi     Right away. [14:58] Erika     O-Okay. [15:19] Hiro     I never knew you had an     older brother, Erika-chan. [15:22] Hiro     Oh, I guess that makes him     Umino-kun's older brother, too. [15:25] Nagi     Not that it bothers me much. [15:28] Hiro     I see. [15:29] Hiro     You know, though... [15:31] Hiro     I bet you'd be an adorable younger brother. [15:37] Nagi     Me? [15:38] Nagi     Segawa-san's younger brother? [15:40] Nagi     Onee-chan, I got 100% again. [15:43] Hiro     Good for you, Nagi! [15:46] Hiro     Onee-chan's going to give     you a good pampering. [15:51] Nagi     Holy crap! [15:53] Nagi     Wait, I can't. [15:54] Nagi     I can't go out with her! [15:55] Erika     What is he fantasizing about? [15:57] Nagi     What do I do?! [15:58] Sachi     Gross. [15:59] Hiro     You're lucky you get to talk     about siblings, though. [16:02] Hiro     I'm an only child, so I get     envious about that stuff. [16:08] Erika     It's really not that great. [16:10] Erika     You don't get anything to yourself. [16:12] Sachi     Exactly. [16:13] Sachi     And you get bullied. [16:15] Nagi     You two get to say that? [16:18] Hiro     It worked! [16:20] Erika     This takes me back. [16:22] Sachi     We have this at home, too. [16:24] Sachi     The four of us played together. [16:26] Nagi     Sachi would take all the items. [16:28] Sachi     Shut. Up. [16:30] Erika     Onii-chan would stomp on     me and make me fall, too. [16:33] Nagi     Sachi did that to me, too. [16:35] Sachi     Be quiet! [16:37] Hiro     I beat the whole game. [16:39] Hiro     All by myself. [16:41] Nagi     Segawa-san! [16:42] Nagi     I shall accompany you from now on! [16:45] Erika     Hang on. [16:48] Erika     This save data... [16:50] Erika     It's from three days ago. [16:53] Sachi     What does that mean? [16:56] Sachi     We got here yesterday, didn't we? [17:00] Hiro     That means someone was     here before us, right? [17:04] Erika     That can't be, though. [17:05] Erika     This is my family's vacation home, [17:09] Erika     and Mom and Dad don't play games at all. [17:12] Nagi     So, then... [17:14] Erika     Onii-chan? [17:18] Sachi     Onii, where are you going? [17:20] Nagi     Three days ago, right? [17:22] Nagi     He might still be in town. [17:37] Nagi     If he's still here, he'd be in an area where     there are tourist spots or restaurants. [17:44] Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun! [17:50] Erika     Don't look for him! [17:52] Nagi     Amano-san? [17:57] Sachi     Erika-chan went to stop him. [18:01] Hiro     Yeah. [18:02] Sachi     I wonder why. [18:04] Sachi     I thought she wanted to see him. [18:08] Hiro     You don't get it, huh? [18:11] Hiro     You're still a child, after all. [18:15] Sachi     What's that supposed to mean? [18:17] Hiro     I think you'd know better than anyone     how Erika-chan feels right now. [18:25] Hiro     I fell. [18:32] Nagi     Don't look for him? [18:34] Nagi     Why not? [18:38] Nagi     Even if he isn't nearby, there might     be someone who's seen him. [18:42] Nagi     He was definitely at the     vacation home, wasn't he? [18:46] Nagi     You might finally get to meet him. [18:48] Nagi     There must be a lot you want to ask him. [18:50] Nagi     Isn't that why you've been working     so hard on your social media? [18:55] Erika     Yeah. That's right. [18:59] Erika     But... [19:03] Erika     But now I'm scared. [19:10] Erika     Now that I'm about to meet the     person I've always wanted to meet, [19:16] Erika     I can't decide how I should feel. [19:20] Erika     I'm pathetic, aren't I? [19:23] Erika     Anyway, that's where I'm at. [19:25] Erika     Let's go back. [19:30] Nagi     Why are you afraid? [19:33] Nagi     I'll be with you when you meet him. [19:44] Nagi     Let's go. [20:20] Erika     In the end, we didn't find anyone who's seen him. [20:26] Nagi     I guess it was never going to be easy. [20:34] Erika     Why are you so invested in this? [20:37] Nagi     Why? [20:40] Nagi     He's my brother, too. [20:43] Nagi     And I promised. [20:45] Erika     I see. [20:48] Erika     You're right. [20:53] Erika     Maybe I won't be scared if you're with me. [21:00] Erika     You can come with me, if you must. [21:07] Nagi     What? Why are you being so condescending? [21:09] Erika     I'm not at all. [21:11] Nagi     You totally are! [21:13] Erika     Nah. [21:14] Nagi     I was the one trying so hard     this whole time, though! E23 - What should we do now? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Hiro; Erika; Sachi     It's the beach! [00:02] Nagi     Why did you tell Segawa-san     that we're living together? [00:05] Sachi     So she would help me study. [00:09] Hiro     Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you. [00:14] Hiro     What kind of sister is     Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun? [00:18] Nagi     What kind? [00:20] Hiro     It's just that she seems     to be in love with you. [00:26] Hiro     She obviously just sees you as a rival. [00:29] Hiro     Is there even anything about you     that a girl would like? [00:33] Hiro     Since you say you're not interested... [00:36] Hiro     Can I have Umino-kun? [00:43] Erika     I remember now. [00:45] Erika     That's definitely it. [00:47] Erika     I was here with Onii-chan. [02:26] Sachi     That was fun. [02:28] Erika     Our ride should be here soon. [02:31] Sachi     Already? [02:33] Hiro     That trip went by so fast. [02:35] Sachi     So how'd the search for your brother go? [02:39] Erika     Well... [02:42] Erika     We asked around this morning, too... [02:46] (Flashback) Erika     He looks like this guy. [02:48] (Flashback) Old lady     Haven't seen him. [02:50] Erika     But no one knew anything. [02:53] Hiro     At the very least, we know     he was here three days ago. [02:56] Hiro     Which means he's in Japan, right? [02:59] Nagi     I really thought he was overseas. [03:02] Erika     Yeah. [03:04] Erika     I'm glad I have you, though, Nagi-kun. [03:08] Erika     I'm ready to keep looking. [03:11] Nagi     Yup. [03:16] Erika     There's our car. [03:20] Sachi     You're in charge of the luggage, Onii. [03:22] Nagi     Fine, fine. [03:26] Nagi     Man, I'm so sleepy. [03:37] Hiro     Just a second. [03:40] Hiro     Umino-kun and I are going     to take the train home. [03:45] Sachi     What? [03:46] Erika     What's this about? [03:47] Hiro     Sorry, there's somewhere     we want to check out. [03:50] Nagi     Wh-What she said. [03:54] Erika     O-Okay. SIGN    Maoka Shrine [04:18] Nagi     A shrine? [04:20] Hiro     Yeah. To collect the shrine stamp. [04:22] Hiro     Did you bring yours? [04:23] Nagi     Right. I see. [04:25] Nagi     What was I expecting? [04:29] Nagi     I brought mine, of course. [04:31] Nagi     I didn't think there'd be     a shrine out here, though. [04:34] Hiro     Right? [04:35] Hiro     I stumbled upon it yesterday. [04:38] Hiro     I'll race you to the grounds! [04:39] Nagi     We're doing this again?! [04:48] Hiro     Thank you for guiding us here. [04:55] Hiro     We got here because it was meant to be. [04:58] Nagi     Meant to be? [04:59] Hiro     I'm the heir to a shrine, after all. [05:04] Nagi     Right. You are. [05:16] Nagi     Academic success... Academic success... SIGN    Academic Success, Academic Success, Academic Success SIGN    Relationship     Success [05:17] Nagi     Relationship success... SIGN    Segawa-san [05:18] Nagi     Segawa-san! SIGN    Dating [05:19] Nagi     Dating! SIGN    Want to go     out with her [05:20] Nagi     I want to go out with her! [05:21] Nagi     First place or bust! [05:24] Nagi     Wh-What are you wishing for, Segawa-san? [05:28] Hiro     I didn't wish for anything. [05:31] Hiro     I'm just expressing my gratitude     for having made it here. [05:34] Nagi     I'm so filled with desires... [05:36] Nagi     Disgraceful! SIGN    Worship     Maoka Shrine [05:41] Hiro     It's such a pretty stamp. [05:43] Hiro     Go us, right, Umino-kun? [05:45] Hiro     We got a stamp. [05:47] Nagi     Now that we've completed our goal of     getting the stamp, what do we do next? [05:52] Nagi     Go for lunch? [05:53] Nagi     More stamps? [06:01] Hiro     Well, Umino-kun, wanna go home? [06:05] Hiro     We have plenty of time to catch the train. [06:11] Nagi     It really was just for the stamp. [06:18] Sachi     No way! Really? [06:20] Erika     She definitely asked if     she could have Umino-kun. [06:24] Erika     She passed out right after, though. [06:26] Sachi     Does that mean she likes Onii? [06:30] Erika     I-I think so. [06:32] Sachi     I didn't realize anyone like that even existed. [06:35] Erika     Man, there's no way. [06:38] Erika     I'm pretty sure she was half-asleep. [06:40] Erika     I mean, Hiro-chan's popular at school. [06:43] Erika     She's way out of his league. [06:45] Erika     Why would she go after Nagi-kun, right? [06:48] Sachi     Exactly, right? [06:50] Sachi     There's no way she's in love with that     gloomy, inconsiderate, nerdy loner. [06:56] Sachi     Onii's content just studying     for the rest of his life. SIGN    Highway Conditions SIGN    Heavy Rain / Wind     Warning in Effect SIGN    Keep Out SIGN    Sanpa Station [07:13] Nagi     The station's closed... [07:16] Nagi     Wh-What the heck?! It's still the afternoon! [07:20] Hiro     Umino-kun. SIGN    Trains are currently canceled     due to heavy winds.     Resumption time is currently unknown.     We apologize for the inconvenience. [07:24] Hiro     What do we do now? [07:25] Nagi     D... [07:27] Nagi     "Do"?! There's nothing we can do! [07:30] Nagi     I'm just kidding. [07:32] Nagi     Let me take care of this. [07:34] Nagi     Ahem... [07:35] Nagi     Th-That was close. [07:37] Nagi     I was about to embarrass myself     freaking out and giving up. [07:42] Nagi     Let's stay calm and look for a train first. [07:45] Hiro     You should definitely calm down. [07:48] Hiro     This is tough. [07:49] Hiro     There are no buses that go to Tokyo. [07:51] Hiro     And a taxi would cost too much. [08:07] Nagi     You can't be serious. [08:24] Hiro     It's going to be a while, isn't it? [08:27] Nagi     Yeah... [08:29] Nagi     Think... [08:30] Nagi     Think! [08:32] Nagi     We can't stay here forever. [08:35] Nagi     Our clothes are wet, too. [08:36] Nagi     What if Segawa-san catches a cold? [08:40] Hiro     Umino-kun... [08:43] Hiro     What should we do now? [08:59] Sachi     Oh, no! [09:01] Sachi     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! [09:02] Sachi     Oh, no, Erika-onee! [09:05] Sachi     Look at this! SIGN    Seigenkan SIGN    Seigenkan SIGN    Onii SIGN    White Rice SIGN    We're staying the night SIGN    Seigenkan [09:28] Nagi     They're open! [09:32] Hiro     Thank goodness. [09:34] Hiro     That was scary for a moment, huh? [09:37] Hiro     We can't exactly camp out in the rain. [09:40] Nagi     True. [09:43] Hiro     Good thing we caught a break. [09:45] Nagi     Yeah. [09:48] Nagi     I never thought I'd end up spending     a night out with Segawa-san. [09:53] (Flashback) Hiro     I want to grow up already! [09:57] Nagi     No, no! [09:58] Nagi     That's not what she meant! [10:00] Hiro     Umino-kun... [10:01] Nagi     Yes, ma'am. [10:04] Staff     Please fill out this form. SIGN    Accommodation Card      Representative      Name (age)      Accompanying members      Name (age)      Name (age)      Name (age)      Name (age)      Name (age) [10:07] Nagi     Right, our addresses and stuff. [10:12] Nagi     Age... [10:13] Nagi     Accompanying members... [10:15] Staff     Is something the matter? [10:17] Nagi     N-No... [10:19] Nagi     Don't tell me... [10:22] Staff     We will not accept a high     school male and female. [10:25] Nagi     Are we going to get kicked out?! [10:28] Hiro     Let me. SIGN    Accommodation Card SIGN    Representative      Name SIGN    Umino Nagi SIGN    Accompanying     Members SIGN    Umino Hiro [10:33] Nagi     S-Segawa... [10:35] Hiro     Here you go. [10:36] Staff     Just a moment, please. [10:43] Nagi     I-I see... [10:46] Staff     Sir? SIGN    For two SIGN    No meals SIGN    Seigenkan [10:49] Staff     We ask for payment up front. [10:55] Nagi     I'll take care of it. [10:57] Nagi     I'm borrowing some money for     living expenses later, Hotel King! [11:05] Hiro     What a relaxing room, huh? [11:06] Nagi     Yeah. [11:07] Nagi     A single Japanese-style room? [11:09] Nagi     This room is... [11:11] Hiro     The tatami smells nice. [11:13] Nagi     ...where I'm spending the     night with Segawa-san?! [11:16] Staff     Such a young couple. [11:18] Staff     Are you newlyweds? [11:19] Nagi     Huh?! [11:20] Hiro     We are. [11:22] Hiro     We came to celebrate our marriage,     but it started raining really hard. [11:26] Nagi     N-Newlyweds?! [11:28] Staff     Oh, to be young! [11:33] Staff     Well, enjoy your stay. [11:35] Hiro     Thank you. [11:42] Hiro     We made it through that, somehow. [11:45] Nagi     My nerves... [11:48] Hiro     Sorry, though. [11:52] Hiro     You're engaged to Erika-chan,     and I pretended we're married. [11:59] Nagi     That's true... [12:01] Nagi     I can't believe an honor student     like you would lie so much. [12:05] Nagi     You're actually a real crook. [12:10] Hiro     You're an accomplice, then, Umino-kun. [12:13] Nagi     I-Is that so?! [12:15] Hiro     Tentative first-place crook. [12:18] Nagi     Did you have to go that far? [12:27] Hiro     I'm freezing. Wanna go to the baths? [12:31] Nagi     Yes! SIGN    Men SIGN    Women [12:37] Hiro     That was fast, Umino-kun. [12:38] Hiro     Out already? [12:40] Nagi     You're the fast one. [12:42] Hiro     I think I won by a hair. [12:45] Nagi     That was a race? [12:47] Hiro     We gotta hang up our wet clothes     when we get back to our room. [12:51] Nagi     Segawa-san in a yukata... [12:53] Nagi     Awesome! [12:57] Hiro     Huh? [13:06] Nagi     Did the inn set this up on purpose?! [13:09] Hiro     We only get one futon, huh? [13:12] Nagi     Y-Yeah, huh... [13:22] Nagi     By the way, Segawa-san... [13:25] Nagi     I won't go past this line. [13:28] Nagi     So please rest assured. [13:29] Hiro     Huh? Okay... [13:32] Hiro     What about when you're sleeping? [13:35] Nagi     I won't sleep. [13:37] Hiro     You don't need to be so considerate. [13:39] Hiro     You didn't sleep much last     night either, did you? [13:41] Nagi     S-Still, though... [13:43] Nagi     How did she know? [13:47] Hiro     Besides, the tatami's nice. [13:50] Hiro     I like Japanese-style rooms. [13:54] Nagi     Right. They're the best. SIGN    G     u     u     r     g     l     e [14:05] Nagi     So cute... [14:07] Nagi     There was a shop, wasn't there? SIGN    Seigenkan     Hot Spring Inn [14:14] Hiro     "A"... SIGN    Bonito SIGN    Pickled Plum [14:16] Hiro     "A"... [14:19] Hiro     Access! [14:21] Hiro     It's "S" next. [14:24] Nagi     "S"... [14:26] Nagi     Special. [14:27] Hiro     You said that one already. [14:31] Nagi     "S"... "S"... [14:35] Nagi     Spicy. [14:36] Hiro     Yell. [14:37] Nagi     That was fast! [14:39] Nagi     "L"... "L"... [14:42] Nagi     I can't... [14:43] Nagi     My lack of sleep is catching up to me. [14:45] Nagi     I can't think straight. [14:50] Hiro     How about "lizard"? [14:53] Hiro     A home with a lizard is     a good home, you know. [14:56] Nagi     It's a house of despair if you ask me! [14:58] Hiro     You're so melodramatic. [15:01] Hiro     Better let it out through the window. [15:03] Nagi     You shouldn't touch it! [15:22] Nagi     Sorry. [15:23] Hiro     Deep. [15:27] Hiro     We did a lot of bad things today, huh? [15:34] Hiro     Wanna try doing more bad things? [15:52] Sachi     Seriously, Onii... [15:54] Sachi     What does he mean, he's "staying the night"?! [15:56] Sachi     He's obviously with Hiro-san! [15:58] Erika     It's raining. That's probably why. [16:01] Sachi     Still, though... [16:03] Sachi     This isn't right! [16:05] Sachi     Onii should just study     for the rest of his life. SIGN    Seigenkan     Hot Spring Inn [16:22] Nagi     Wh-What do you mean by "bad things"? [16:31] Hiro     Umino-kun... [16:33] Hiro     Your hand. [16:34] Nagi     My hand? [16:37] Nagi     A th-thousand yen? [16:39] Hiro     Yeah. [16:41] Hiro     H-High schoolers, a sleepover, no parents...     You know what that means, right? [16:52] Hiro     L... [16:54] Nagi     L? [16:57] Hiro     Liquor. [16:59] Nagi     Huh? [17:05] Nagi     You're a real villain! [17:08] Hiro     I totally thought... [17:11] Nagi     Segawa-san's been playing with me! [17:14] Hiro     I-Is that wrong? [17:16] Nagi     Yeah, it is! [17:18] Nagi     What if they get suspicious     of us at the shop? [17:20] Nagi     We're already lying about our age. [17:22] Nagi     We're going to get reported! [17:25] Hiro     I thought you'd play along, Umino-kun. [17:28] Nagi     I will not. [17:29] Nagi     I never thought you'd propose such a thing. [17:32] Nagi     I'm shocked. [17:34] Hiro     You're right. [17:38] Hiro     Am I too bad for you? [17:47] Nagi     You are. [17:50] Nagi     You're smart and athletic and     cute and popular at school. [17:54] Nagi     How could someone like you be drinking?! [17:59] Hiro     It's tiring being a model     student all the time, though. [18:02] Hiro     I wanted to lie to the grown-ups and do     something that'll get me in trouble for once. [18:07] Nagi     What's wrong is wrong, no matter the reason. [18:13] Hiro     You're right... [18:15] Nagi     But... [18:17] Nagi     I like you when you're bad, too. [18:22] Nagi     I'll stop you if you start     drinking in front of me, though. [18:28] Hiro     Fine, Umino-kun. I get it. [18:33] Hiro     I'll stick with sake, then. [18:35] Nagi     You don't "get" anything! [18:39] Erika     Police! [18:40] Nagi     Huh? What? [18:42] Hiro     Did I just hear "police"? [18:47] Nagi     It really is! [18:50] Erika     Don't bother trying to resist. [18:52] Erika     Open up! [18:54] Hiro     Did the inn report us? [18:59] Nagi     Why?! [19:00] Nagi     But we paid for our stay! [19:02] Hiro     We lied about our age, though. [19:07] Student A     Expelled? [19:11] Student B     I heard Segawa-san and Umino-kun     lied about their age and slept out. [19:16] Student B     I heard they were drinking, too. [19:18] Student C     Wow, that model student? Seriously? [19:21] Student C     Wait, why would they get expelled for that? [19:23] Student B     Their lives are over. [19:27] Hiro     Sorry, Umino-kun... [19:29] Hiro     My parents told me to stay away from you. [19:32] Nagi     Wait! Segawa-san! [19:35] Hiro     I'm going to marry the     person I'm engaged to now. [19:40] Hiro     I hope you find happiness with Erika-chan. [19:46] Hiro     Umino-kun? [19:49] Nagi     Let's run! [19:51] Hiro     How? [19:52] Nagi     Through the window! [19:54] Nagi     Get your stuff! [19:56] Hiro     But we're on the second floor. [20:02] Erika     Police! [20:03] Sachi     You're under arrest! [20:08] Nagi     Amano-san? Sachi? [20:11] Erika     Apprehend the suspect! [20:13] Sachi     We caught you red-han— [20:24] Erika     Why are you naked, Nagi-kun?! [20:26] Sachi     Wait... Did you two... [20:28] Nagi     N-No! I was getting changed in a hurry! [20:32] Erika     Police! [20:44] Sachi     Onii's conked out. [20:47] Hiro     He looked sleepy all day. [20:51] Sachi     So, Hiro-san... [20:53] Sachi     What exactly happened between     you and Onii today, anyway? [20:59] Hiro     You know, stuff. [21:00] Sachi     Stuff?! [21:04] Hiro     You know, though, Umino-kun's     a boy after all. [21:08] Erika     What's that mean?! E24 - All that matters is that you two are happy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:37] Sachi     So hot. [01:38] Sachi     It's definitely summertime. [01:41] Sachi     Huh? [01:43] Sachi     A letter... [01:45] Sachi     That's unusual. SIGN    Birthday Party Notice [01:50] Sachi     Seriously? SIGN    Birthday Party Notice [01:54] Erika     Oh, hey, this is such an     adorable invitation letter. [01:57] Erika     Whose birthday is it for? [02:01] Erika     Answer me, Nagi-kun! [02:03] Nagi     This would have been amazing     if it was from a cute girl! [02:08] Erika     What? It's not? [02:10] Sachi     So what are you going to do, Onii? [02:12] Nagi     What else can I do? [02:14] Nagi     He came all the way here to drop     off this giddy invitation letter. SIGN    C     l     o     s     e     d [02:19] Nagi     I can't not go. [02:28] Yohei     Happy birthday to me! SIGN    Show me your     fish print! [02:34] Erika     So it was for Papa Yohei's birthday! [02:37] Yohei     Let's go! [02:38] Yohei     Happy birthday, dear Yohei! SIGN    You're the Hero [02:44] Yohei     Arena! [02:45] Erika     Yay! [02:48] Erika     Happy birthday, Papa Yohei! [02:50] Yohei     Happy birthday, Yohei! [02:53] Yohei     Thanks, Erika. [02:55] Sachi     You don't need to go along     with this, Erika-chan. [02:58] Erika     Why not? [02:59] Erika     It's a party. It's fun! [03:00] Nagi     That's not the point. [03:02] Erika     Oh, right! Gifts! [03:04] Nagi     Forget that, too. [03:07] Nagi     This birthday is of Dad, by Dad, for Dad. [03:12] Erika     What does that even mean? [03:14] Yohei     Let's raise the roof! [03:15] Sachi     Yay. [03:16] Yohei     Happy birthday, Yohei! [03:21] Yohei     Here you go. [03:24] Erika     Paella! Awesome! [03:26] Yohei     I figured it'd be a good day to make     something that's not on the menu. [03:30] Sachi     I want karaage. [03:32] Nagi     I want katsudon. [03:33] Erika     Come on, you two. [03:35] Erika     The birthday boy cooked for us. It's rude to— [03:39] Yohei     Here you go. [03:41] Erika     He's being worked to death! [03:44] Nagi     It's fine. [03:45] Nagi     This is how it is every year. [03:47] Nagi     Let's eat. [03:49] Sachi     He's right. [03:51] Sachi     Dad does this every year. [03:53] Erika     Every year? [03:54] Nagi     I can't believe I'm losing a day of my precious     summer break to my dad's birthday, though... [03:59] Sachi     I have entrance exams coming up. SIGN    Nom nom SIGN    Nom nom [04:04] Yohei     Don't say that! Check this out! [04:07] Yohei     This is my birthday present for the year! [04:09] Erika     You catch it yourself, make it yourself,     and give it to yourself?! [04:12] Yohei     Aren't you jealous? [04:15] Erika     So it's true you do everything yourself, huh? [04:17] Nagi     Every year, too. [04:21] Erika     It's the exact opposite at my place. [04:22] Erika     Dad's always surrounded by strangers. [04:28] Erika     So is this for every year, too? SIGN    Nagi 3 yrs     Sachi 1 yr SIGN    Nagi 3 MOS SIGN    Nagi 1 yr     Pregnant with second child!! [04:33] Nagi     Oh, these photos? [04:35] Nagi     We take them every year on Dad's birthday. [04:38] Erika     Oh, really? [04:41] Erika     I like this kind of thing. [04:44] Erika     The family grows, and everyone gets bigger. [04:49] Erika     Wait... Nagi-kun, have you even changed at all? [04:51] Nagi     Huh?! I've grown a lot! [05:00] Yohei     Sorry I kept y'all waiting! [05:03] Yohei     It's time for our main dish! [05:06] Erika     Holy cow! SIGN    Yohei     36 Years [05:07] Erika     You made the cake yourself, too?!     You're a genius chef! [05:10] Yohei     Oh, stop it, you. [05:12] Erika     Hang on... [05:13] Erika     Papa Yohei's 36 years old?! [05:16] Erika     So young! [05:16] Yohei     That's right. I'm just getting started. [05:19] Sachi     Nah, he's old. [05:21] Yohei     I guess... [05:21] Sachi     Thanks. [05:22] Sachi     What about Papa Soichiro? [05:27] Erika     He's 57. [05:29] Nagi     Huh? Hang on... [05:31] Nagi     I'm 17, and Dad's 36 today. [05:36] Nagi     That doesn't add up. [05:38] Sachi     Why not? [05:39] Nagi     I mean... [05:40] Nagi     He married Mom when he was 19, right? [05:50] Sachi     A shotgun wedding?! [05:54] Yohei     You could say it was a     planned shotgun wedding. [05:58] Yohei     Who cares what order it happened in? [06:00] Yohei     We were planning to get     married eventually anyway. [06:03] Nagi     What a scripted answer. [06:05] Sachi     So there we have it. [06:07] Sachi     Onii was an accident. [06:10] Nagi     Why me? [06:11] Erika     That would be me, actually. [06:14] Erika     No, Erika-chan, I mean... [06:16] Erika     It's so complicated because     you were swapped at birth. [06:18] Nagi     Silly Sachi. [06:19] Nagi     Dug her own grave. [06:23] Erika     So that's how it was, huh? [06:28] Erika     I was an unplanned pregnancy     and I was swapped at birth! [06:32] Erika     I have such a unique life! [06:34] Sachi     She's more positive about     it than I thought she'd be. SIGN    Phew [06:37] Sachi     Speaking of which, when's your     birthday, Erika-oneechan? [06:41] Erika     April 6th. [06:43] Sachi     Wow, that's Onii's birthday, too. [06:45] Nagi     Of course it is. [06:47] Nagi     We were swapped the day we were born. [06:55] Sachi     Oh, right. [06:56] Sachi     Of course. [06:58] Yohei     And that's also why you two met on April 6th. [07:03] Yohei     We figured we'd make it happen     on your 17th birthday. [07:11] Erika     So that's why... [07:13] Nagi     ...the two of us met that day. [07:15] Nagi; Erika     By coincidence, too. [07:18] (Flashback) Erika     You're going to be my boyfriend. [07:20] (Flashback) Erika     Too bad you're not the one     I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun. [07:23] (Flashback) Erika's dad     My daughter, Erika,     with whom you were mixed up at birth. [07:28] Erika     Seriously, that was a nightmare birthday. [07:31] Nagi     For me! [07:34] Namie     Talking about the good old days, huh? [07:37] Nagi     Mom. [07:38] Erika     I'm here to visit. [07:40] Namie     Welcome. [07:41] Nagi     Sachi! [07:45] Sachi     Yum. [07:46] Nagi     You have your own! [07:48] Sachi     Oh, come on, I only took one. [07:50] Nagi     What do you think we split it up for?! [07:51] Namie     It all worked out, huh, Yohei-kun? [07:52] Yohei     Yeah. [07:54] Nagi     Listen... [07:56] Namie     There, there. [07:57] Namie     So anyway, I know I said a lot back     then, but I think it's all good now. [08:04] Nagi     Back when? [08:05] Namie     What I said back at the dinner. [08:08] (Flashback) Namie     So then, we realized... [08:09] (Flashback) Namie     If the two of you got married,     you'd both be our kids. [08:13] Namie     Remember when I said that? [08:15] Namie     You don't have to worry about it anymore. [08:18] Nagi     What... [08:20] Yohei     At first, we were worried that the two     of you would have to get married, [08:23] Yohei     or we'd never get to meet Erika-chan. [08:26] Yohei     Or that Nagi might go away. [08:30] Yohei     But here you all are. [08:35] Namie     It isn't really any of our     business as parents, anyway. [08:39] Namie     What matters the most is that     the two of you are happy. [08:46] Yohei     Wait, were we supposed to say this? [08:49] Yohei     We haven't even consulted with Amano-san. [08:51] Namie     Why not? It's just talk. [08:52] Yohei     That's true! All good, right? [08:55] Yohei     Right? [08:56] Nagi     I see... [08:58] Nagi     These two really are my parents. [09:01] Namie     Besides, we got married despite     our parents' objections, too. [09:05] Sachi; Nagi     You did?! [09:08] Nagi     He did say Mom was way out of his league... [09:12] Nagi     What happened, exactly?! [09:16] Namie     All right, that's it for the birthday party. [09:19] Namie     Time to set up shop! [09:21] Yohei     Just one more song, then! [09:24] Sachi; Nagi     That's enough! [09:33] Nagi     I never thought Mom and     Dad would say all that. [09:36] Erika     I wonder what my dad     would say if he found out. [09:40] Nagi     It wouldn't go down easy, I'm sure. [09:44] Erika     We're family, though, right? [09:48] Erika     My dad and me. [09:51] Erika     He might understand if I try to convince him. [09:55] Nagi     Yeah. SIGN    Megurogawa Foot Bridge [10:02] Nagi     So does that mean... [10:06] Nagi     That's the end of our relationship...     for real this time? [10:20] Nagi     Hello? [10:21] Asuma     'Sup, 'sup?! It's me! [10:23] Nagi     Is this a scam call? [10:24] Asuma     It's Shion! [10:25] Asuma     Asuma Shion, dude! [10:27] Nagi     Did I ever give you my number? [10:29] Asuma     Come on, boss, we're besties. [10:32] Nagi     That's not an answer. [10:34] Asuma     Never mind that, just hear me out. [10:36] Asuma     This is big. [10:38] Nagi     What's big? [10:41] Asuma     I was going through Erika-chan's Inusta. SIGN    #StudySessions     #Buddies [10:44] Asuma     Looks like she has a study sesh     with Segawa-san every day. [10:50] Asuma     We gotta get in on this! [10:53] Asuma     Bro, I wanna hit up Erika-chan's crib— [10:55] Nagi     Hell no to that. [10:58] Hiro     Study group result announcement! [11:02] Hiro     Umino-kun, all problems correct. [11:04] Nagi     All right! [11:05] Hiro     Erika-chan, all problems incorrect. [11:06] Erika     No way! [11:07] Hiro     Sachi-chan ran out of time. [11:09] Sachi     But I had calculation problems. [11:12] Hiro     So there we have it. [11:13] Hiro     The winner is me! [11:15] Nagi     She finished faster than me. [11:17] Sachi     You again, Hiro-san? [11:19] Sachi     Let me have some memorization     problems next time. [11:22] Hiro     You have to work on calculation     problems, though, don't you? [11:25] Nagi     You've got the Segawa-san coaching you! [11:28] Nagi     Listen to what she says! [11:30] Sachi     Onii, shut up. [11:32] Hiro     Well, why don't we take a break     from studying and call it snack time? [11:36] Sachi     Yay! [11:38] Sachi     How about you, Erika-chan? [11:42] Nagi     Amano-san?! [11:42] Hiro; Sachi     Erika-chan! [11:44] Hiro     Erika-chan! [11:45] Nagi     Amano-san! [11:46] Sachi     Erika-chan! [11:53] Hiro     Is it a cold? [11:56] Hiro     She's sweating badly. [11:58] Hiro     What should we do? [11:59] Hiro     Should we go to the hospital together? [12:01] Sachi     Should we call the Hotel King? [12:04] Erika     I'm fine. [12:06] Erika     I read online that sleeping is     the best way to cure a cold. [12:12] Hiro     You should get changed first,     then, so you stay warm. [12:16] Erika     Thanks. SIGN    Cold Medicine [12:20] Nagi     Hey, I got some cold medici— [12:27] Nagi     Sorry! [12:28] Sachi     Onii, you creep! [12:29] Hiro     That was inconsiderate. [12:32] Hiro     No guys in the room when a girl's sick. [12:35] Nagi     I-Is that how it's supposed to be? [12:37] Hiro     Are you okay, Erika-chan? [12:39] Erika     Yeah. [12:41] Erika     Sorry for causing trouble. [12:44] Sachi     Don't talk like that at a time like this. [12:47] Sachi     You're sick. You have to focus on resting. [12:51] Hiro     And now we commence     Operation: Nursing Erika-chan! [12:54] Sachi     Whoo! [12:56] Hiro     We need to do absolutely everything     we can to get her better. [13:00] Sachi     I'm getting pumped. [13:02] Hiro     I'm going home to gather supplies. [13:05] Nagi     Why do you need to go home     just to take care of her? [13:08] Sachi     I'm going shopping, too. [13:10] Nagi     You, too, Sachi? [13:11] Nagi     Jeez. [13:12] Nagi     I guess I'll study or something,     since I'm just getting in the way. [13:16] (Flashback) Erika     Sorry for causing trouble. [13:24] Hiro&Sachi     We're back. [13:27] Hiro     Um... [13:29] Hiro     So... [13:32] Hiro     I wanted you to drink this. [13:35] Erika     Sake? [13:36] Hiro     You know how they say sake raises your     body temperature and makes you sweat? SIGN    Offering     Sake [13:41] Erika     Really? [13:42] Hiro     I heard alcohol has     antibiotic properties, too. [13:46] Hiro     So I'd like you to use this     opportunity to take a big swig. [13:48] Erika     What opportunity? [13:50] Hiro     This is a life-or-death emergency! [13:54] Hiro     You have to drink! [13:55] Hiro     It has to be done! [13:57] Hiro     Drink, Erika-chan! [13:59] Erika     If you insist... [14:01] Sachi     You can't do that. You're underage. [14:04] Sachi     There are other remedies. [14:06] Hiro     Sachi-chan, what are those leeks for? [14:08] Sachi     We're going to the bath house, Erika-onee. [14:10] Erika     Huh? Now? [14:12] Sachi     That's right. [14:13] Sachi     The one with the sauna. [14:15] Sachi     You're going to have a good     bath and sweat it all out. [14:18] Sachi     And then you'll sweat some more in the     sauna, and then you'll take a cold bath. [14:21] Sachi     It's a recovery speedrun! [14:23] Erika     Or ascetic training. [14:27] Erika     But you're both offering, so... [14:31] Erika     I'll give it a... shot... [14:36] Sachi; Hiro     Erika-chan! [14:39] Hiro     I offered to make her some rice porridge, [14:42] Hiro     but she said she has no     appetite, so she'll pass. [14:45] Sachi     I asked if I could stay by her, and she     said she didn't want me to catch it. [14:52] Hiro     Erika-chan took the medicine,     but her fever's not coming down. [14:58] Sachi     Maybe it isn't a cold. [15:00] Hiro     I hope it's just heat exhaustion or something. [15:07] Hiro     Umino-kun? [15:09] Sachi     What are you doing? [15:24] Erika     Nagi-kun? What... [15:29] Nagi     Eat up. [15:31] Erika     What? [15:32] Erika     I don't have an appetite. I can't eat. SIGN    G     u     u     u     r     g     l     e [15:36] Erika     Huh? [15:39] Nagi     "Sorry for causing trouble," my ass. [15:42] Erika     What is that supposed to mean? [15:44] Nagi     I mean that doesn't sound like you. [15:47] Nagi     You've never said anything like that to me. [15:53] Erika     That's not true. [15:55] Nagi     Have you ever? [15:56] Nagi     You've always been spoiled     and snappy toward me! [15:59] Nagi     Sachi joined us, and then, over the summer,     Segawa-san started coming over all the time. [16:05] Nagi     The exhaustion must have caught up to you. [16:08] Nagi     You can be surprisingly     attentive to other people. [16:12] Nagi     You ended up sick because you've     been pushing yourself all this time. [16:15] Erika     You're wrong. [16:22] Erika     I'm having fun. [16:23] Erika     I just didn't realize I'm tired     because every day is so fun. [16:32] Erika     I've never had so much fun. [16:35] Erika     I didn't know myself at all. [16:46] Erika     Also, why do you know me better than I do? [16:55] Nagi     Well... [17:00] Nagi     We're engaged, aren't we? [17:07] Erika     I see. [17:10] Hiro     I didn't realize she's been accommodating us. [17:14] Sachi     Seems like it. [17:19] Sachi     But you get it now, don't you? [17:23] Sachi     Those two are definitely engaged. [17:26] Sachi     Tough for you, huh? [17:29] Hiro     You'd better get it in gear, too. [17:39] Hiro     Well, take care, Erika-chan. [17:41] Hiro     Don't push yourself too hard     just because your fever's gone. [17:44] Erika     Yeah. [17:45] Erika     Come over anytime. [17:47] Nagi     See you, Segawa-san. [17:49] Nagi     Wanna go back to your room? [17:50] Erika     Okay. [17:51] Erika     Later. SIGN    I Love Family!! [18:02] Erika     This must be from Papa Yohei. [18:12] Erika     There we go. [18:15] Nagi     He brought it all the way here? [18:18] Erika     Right? [18:19] Erika     Papa Yohei and Mama Namie were happy that     their family grew when she took this picture. [18:26] Erika     I was so happy when he     invited me to his birthday. [18:30] Erika     I feel like I'm actually a part of the family. [18:33] Nagi     Yeah. SIGN    Sachi-chan     joined us! SIGN    Bought too much...♥ SIGN    For Megurogawa!! SIGN    Admittance SIGN    Gonna work hard. SIGN    Dead asleep [19:06] Erika     I wonder if I'll have a     family like this someday. [19:16] Nagi     I think that's up to you. [19:24] Erika     Maybe. [19:28] Nagi     By the way, where'd Sachi go? SIGN    I just got invited over.     Don't worry! Sachi. [19:36] Soichiro     I see. [19:37] Soichiro     Nagi-kun said that, huh? [19:39] Sachi     Yes. "We're engaged, aren't we?" [19:43] Sachi     I felt stupid for taking care     of her all that time. [19:48] Soichiro     I'm glad that their relationship     is progressing, though. [19:53] Soichiro     Forcing them to live together paid off. [19:57] Sachi     My mom and dad don't seem inclined to     insist they get married anymore, though. [20:03] Sachi     That's what they said to us. [20:06] Soichiro     I see. [20:08] Sachi     Are you angry at them     for talking out of turn? [20:10] Soichiro     Of course not. [20:12] Soichiro     I respect their wishes. [20:16] Soichiro     Besides... [20:18] Soichiro     It's Nagi-kun and Erika who     get to choose in the end. [20:24] Soichiro     I'll continue watching from     afar for the time being. [20:34] Nagi     Amano-san! [20:36] Nagi     You didn't wash the dishes properly again. [20:38] Erika     And who said you could wash my clothes?! [20:41] Nagi     I washed it by hand and     you're still complaining?! [20:45] Erika     You washed it? By hand?! [20:48] Nagi     Just look at this plate. [20:49] Nagi     It's still got food on it. [20:52] Erika     You're so nitpicky.     Who are you, my mother-in-law? [20:54] Soichiro     Besides, it's too early for     them to leave the nest. [21:00] Erika     I don't believe it. [21:02] Erika     How am I engaged to this guy? [21:04] Nagi     That's my line! [21:06] Erika     Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you! [21:06] Nagi     Ugh! I can't stand being engaged to you! Season 2 1 - Who Was Umino-kun's First Love? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Nagi     There was an accident that day. [00:03] Nagi     The two of us, who happened to be born     on the same day at the same hospital, [00:06] Nagi     were swapped at birth. [00:09] Nagi     The son of a poor eatery owner, Umino Nagi. [00:13] Nagi     The daughter of a well-off     hotel tycoon, Amano Erika. [00:16] Nagi     We met on our 17th birthday     and learned that we were engaged. [00:22] Nagi     We began our life together     despite our apprehensions. [00:27] Nagi     I became involved with Segawa-san, my crush     and my school's most capable student, [00:32] Nagi     and my adoptive sister, Sachi,     in a complicated bundle of relationships. [00:37] Nagi     And now, there's one more. SIGN    Episode 1: Who's Umino-kun's First Love? [02:20] Hiro     I'll be here, in your care, going forward. [02:27] Hiro     I won't live my life simply following     the tracks laid down by my parents! [02:31] Hiro     I absolutely refuse! [02:32] Hiro     And to think I'd have to marry     someone chosen by my parents... [02:35] Hiro     I may as well be dead! [02:36] Hiro     Don't you agree? [02:41] Nagi     Ma'am! [02:42] Hiro     Yes, Umino-kun. [02:43] Nagi     So you ran away from home because     you didn't want to meet your fiancé. [02:47] Nagi     Is that correct? [02:49] Hiro     I'm not running away from home! [02:51] Hiro     I'm going to war! [02:52] Nagi     So badass! [02:54] Erika     I thought Hiro-chan was just     a soft, ditzy honor student. [02:58] Sachi     I can't believe I asked her to tutor me. [03:01] Sachi     She's utterly merciless. [03:03] Hiro     My fiancé is coming tomorrow unannounced... [03:06] Hiro     There's no taking it back once I meet him. [03:08] Hiro     They're just going to press the issue. [03:12] Sachi     There are two such victims right here. [03:15] Erika     I can't deny that, I guess. [03:19] Hiro     My parents' happiness and     my own happiness aren't in line! [03:23] Hiro     I'm choosing what happiness means for myself! [03:25] Nagi     Hell yeah! [03:27] Erika     Onii... [03:30] Nagi     By the way, Segawa-san... [03:32] Hiro     What is it? [03:34] Nagi     I'm all for running away from home, [03:37] Nagi     but I don't know about you doing it     without your parents' permission. [03:40] Hiro     So you're okay with me     marrying my fiancé, then? [03:45] Nagi     Please do live with us here! [03:47] Sachi     Onii... [03:49] Sachi     This is Erika-chan's place, though. [03:51] Sachi     People living here without permission... [03:53] Hiro     I never said I'd tutor you for free, did I? [03:57] Sachi     Oh, it'd be great if you'd live with us! [04:01] Sachi     Erika-onee, you gotta make yourself clear! [04:05] Erika     That means I get to live with Hiro-chan! [04:08] Hiro     Thanks, Erika-chan. [04:10] Nagi     Of course a well-to-do girl     would be so welcoming. [04:14] Sachi     Okay... [04:15] Sachi     There's just one problem if     we're going through with this: [04:18] Sachi     how we're sharing our rooms. [04:21] Nagi     Indeed. [04:23] Nagi     There are only two rooms upstairs. [04:26] Nagi     It's currently Amano-san and Sachi     in one room and me in the other. [04:31] Nagi     It definitely wouldn't be right for me and     Segawa-san to sleep in the same room, right? [04:37] Hiro     I wouldn't mind. [04:40] Hiro     We were together at the inn, remember? [04:43] Erika     True... [04:44] Erika     Nagi-kun's room has a loft. [04:47] Nagi     Hey! [04:48] Nagi     I get to sleep every night     with a view of Segawa-san?! [04:56] Nagi     Yum! [04:57] Sachi     That's not happening! [04:59] Sachi     All three of you are engaged, aren't you? [05:02] Erika     What are we supposed to do, then? [05:04] Sachi     I'll take the room with the loft. [05:07] Sachi     I'm technically his sister. [05:09] Erika     Are you sure, Sachi-chan? [05:11] Nagi     Since when do you care? [05:13] Sachi     It's fine. [05:15] Sachi     Onii's going to be living in the loft anyway. [05:17] Nagi     What is this, a prison? [05:19] Erika     I suppose I'll have to share a room     with him, since we're engaged. [05:24] Nagi     Amano-san?! [05:25] Erika     The two of us were supposed     to live here together originally. [05:29] Erika     We're basically going back     to when we first met. [05:32] Nagi     I guess Amano-san wasn't entirely     against living with me. [05:36] Erika     Then again... [05:38] Erika     Nagi-kun always peeks in the shower. [05:41] Erika     And tries to sleep in my bed. [05:44] Erika     And keeps looking at my panties. [05:47] Nagi     Those were all your fault! [05:49] Nagi     Okay, okay. [05:51] Nagi     Why don't you three girls     share a room together? [05:55] Nagi     I'll take a room by myself. [05:57] Nagi     Nailed it! [05:59] Nagi     That was a perfect answer. [06:04] All     What? [06:07] Nagi     Huh? [06:09] Nagi     Why the storage? [06:12] Nagi     So Amano-san and Sachi are sharing a room,     and Segawa-san is taking my room. [06:18] Nagi     I just need to endure     until Segawa-san goes home. [06:22] Nagi     Besides... [06:23] Nagi     The thought of Segawa-san     sleeping in my bed is kinda exciting. [06:27] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm not marrying someone my parents chose! [06:31] Nagi     That must mean she's thinking     about me, potentially, right? [06:36] Nagi     This is an opportunity! [06:38] Erika     What is? [06:39] Nagi     Who said you could come in?! [06:41] Erika     Why wouldn't I? It's a storage room. [06:45] Erika     What a shock, huh? [06:47] Erika     I never thought Hiro-chan     would be living with us, too. [06:50] Nagi     I mean, she's more than     welcome as far as I'm concerned. [06:54] Erika     You're such a dolt. Look at the reality. [06:57] Erika     Living with someone means you're     going to see each other's flaws. [07:01] Erika     There's a chance she'll end up hating you. [07:05] Erika     She might even show a side     of herself that turns you off, too. [07:10] Nagi     Not to worry. She has no such side. [07:12] Erika     You're that certain?! [07:15] Erika     You know, I've realized something. [07:20] Erika     I've been rebelling because I was tired of     my parents making all my decisions for me. [07:25] Erika     But now I have plenty of freedom, right? [07:28] Nagi     I'm not so sure. [07:29] Erika     I do! [07:31] Erika     So, well... [07:33] Erika     That's why seeing Hiro-chan     today made me think. [07:39] Erika     My real mom and dad told me     I didn't need to get married. [07:44] Erika     But if we want to see     all of our parents happy... [07:49] Erika     That would mean I'd have to marry you. [07:57] Nagi     I guess so, but... [08:00] Nagi     Where'd that come from? [08:02] Erika     I just never really thought about it until now. [08:05] Erika     I still want to be on     good terms with my family. [08:10] Nagi     I do get it. [08:11] Erika     Right? [08:13] Nagi     But I'm against sacrificing ourselves for it. [08:18] Erika     I don't want to either, idiot! [08:20] Erika     Goodnight! [08:23] Nagi     She's right, though. [08:25] Nagi     I've never thought about what kind of     marriage would make my parents happy. [08:30] Nagi     Would my parents be happy     if I married Segawa-san? [08:35] Nagi     What even is a happy marriage? [08:58] Hiro     Morning, Umino-kun. [09:00] Nagi     Good morn— [09:02] Nagi     What are you doing?! [09:03] Hiro     I thought I'd make breakfast. [09:06] Nagi     Wait, wait. That's my job. [09:08] Hiro     I can't allow that. [09:11] Hiro     I'm freeloading, after all. [09:13] Nagi     Okay, if you insist... [09:16] Nagi     Does this mean I get to enjoy     Segawa-san's home cooking?! [09:20] Hiro     I knew this would come in handy. [09:24] Nagi     What's that? [09:26] Hiro     It's dried bonito. [09:31] Sachi     Morning. [09:33] Erika     What's going on? [09:34] Erika     You woke me up with all the noise. [09:36] Sachi     What? [09:37] Hiro     Hurry, hurry... [09:40] Erika     Are you working Hiro-chan like a slave?! [09:43] Sachi     Onii, you're the worst! [09:46] Nagi     I need to talk to you both. [09:49] Erika     Divvying up the chores? [09:51] Nagi     That's right. [09:52] Nagi     If the four of us are gonna be living together,     I think we should decide this now. [09:58] Erika     Why don't we just have someone do it     whenever they have some time? [10:01] Sachi     Exactly. [10:02] Sachi     Whoever notices it. [10:04] Nagi     And because of that, Segawa-san     always feels obliged to do everything! [10:11] Nagi     First of all, Amano-san, I think you have     about a month's worth of laundry to do. [10:15] Erika     I figure I can always just buy new clothes. [10:18] Nagi     Sachi! [10:19] Nagi     I thought you were going     to take care of breakfast. [10:22] Sachi     I'm busy with studying. [10:26] Nagi     I'm going to be strict from now on. [10:29] Erika     Yes, sir. SIGN    Chore Duties      Breakfast: Segawa-san      Laundry/Bathroom: Sachi      Cleaning: Amano-san      Late-night snacks: Me      Do anything else that you notice! [10:31] Nagi     And so, Segawa-san will     be in charge of breakfast. [10:36] Hiro     Got it. I'll take care of it. [10:39] Nagi     By the way... [10:41] Nagi     How're the bonito flakes going? [10:44] Hiro     It's a bit challenging in a new environment. [10:47] Hiro     I can't get them shaved to an even thickness. [10:50] Nagi     It's been over an hour now. [10:53] Sachi     Hey, Onii! [10:55] Sachi     The washing machine exploded! [10:59] Nagi     You overloaded it. [11:01] Nagi     Don't try to cut corners. [11:02] Erika     Hey, Nagi-kun! Get over here! [11:06] Nagi     What? [11:08] Erika     Look at this. [11:12] Erika     It's covered in dust. [11:15] Erika     You have to clean more than just     the parts that you can see. [11:23] Nagi     Those two are unbelievable. [11:26] Nagi     So, uh... how's breakfast coming along? [11:30] Hiro     Umino-kun, you seem to be starving. [11:33] Hiro     I finally found out what the problem was. [11:36] Hiro     The blade was chipped. [11:39] Nagi     It's already noon. [11:44] Erika     I'm too hungry to move. [11:47] Sachi     I'm gonna die of starvation. [11:48] Nagi     Segawa-san, how's breakfast coming? [11:51] Hiro     I'm finally getting in the swing of things! [11:54] Hiro     I'll shave some flakes for tomorrow, too. [11:57] Erika     I know! Let's buy pizza! [11:58] Nagi     That's a no-go. We have to     save on our living expenses. [12:01] Sachi     Come on, Onii! I can't! [12:05] Erika     What is this? It looks so good! [12:08] Hiro     Oyakodon... [12:10] Hiro     Or not? [12:12] Nagi     It's eggs on leftover pork,     so rather than "parent-and-child bowl"... [12:15] Nagi     It's "strangers bowl"! [12:16] All     Let's eat. [12:19] Sachi     Why, though? [12:20] Nagi     It's perfect for us right now. [12:23] Nagi     I was simply reminded today     that the three of us aren't related. [12:27] Erika     What are you being so pissy about? [12:29] Nagi     Well, it's true, isn't it? [12:32] Nagi     Our parents decided we're engaged,     and we happened to be swapped at birth. [12:37] Erika     Hey, this is so good! [12:39] Nagi     Sachi's my sister, but not by blood. [12:43] Sachi     Onii, when did you learn to make this? [12:46] Hiro     Not bad, Umino-kun. [12:49] Hiro     It must be my bonito dashi. [12:52] Nagi     So why are we all living together? [12:58] Erika     What's wrong? [12:59] Sachi     Onii... [13:00] Hiro     Umino-kun? [13:14] Nagi     Why'd I have to go and cry?! [13:17] Nagi     What the hell?! [13:18] Nagi     What were those tears for? [13:23] Nagi     This is too embarrassing. I should study. [13:29] Erika     Nagi-kun, there are some dishes left to do. [13:31] Nagi     Would you mind doing them yourself?! [13:33] Nagi     There's no privacy in this storage room! [13:38] Erika     You know, Nagi-kun... [13:40] Erika     I think you were happy. [13:42] Nagi     Happy? [13:44] Erika     Yup. [13:46] Nagi     Do tears happen when you're happy, too? [13:51] Nagi     I never knew. [13:53] Erika     A power outage? [13:57] Hiro     Tonight is horror night. SIGN    Yes SIGN    No [14:11] Hiro     Have you heard of Kokkuri-san? [14:13] Erika     What? I haven't. [14:15] Nagi     That Ouija thing you do     with a ten-yen coin, right? [14:17] Sachi     We did it a lot in elementary school. [14:20] Nagi     Ow, ow, ow! [14:22] Nagi     You're mashing my finger! [14:23] Erika     Shut up, Onii. [14:25] Hiro     Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, we call upon you. [14:28] Erika     What?! [14:29] Hiro     If you're here, please move to "yes." [14:33] Erika     No way, seriously?! [14:34] Erika     It actually moved! [14:36] Hiro     Okay, let's start with an easy question. [14:39] Hiro     Is Erika-chan barefaced     in her Inustagram photos? [14:43] Erika     Me?! SIGN    Yes [14:46] Erika     It's legit. [14:48] Nagi     You're not fooling me. [14:50] Nagi     Let me ask, then. [14:51] Nagi     Who ate the custard pudding     that I was keeping in the fridge? [14:55] Nagi     I know you did it, Sachi! [14:58] Nagi     You ate the pudding! [14:59] Nagi     And you're the one moving the coin! [15:03] Nagi     E... [15:04] Nagi     Ri... [15:06] Nagi     Ka?! [15:07] Erika     How did I get caught?! [15:08] Nagi     That was you, Amano-san?! [15:10] Nagi     No way... [15:11] Nagi     Does Kokkuri-san really exist? [15:16] Sachi     Okay, me next. [15:18] Sachi     Who was my first kiss? [15:22] Nagi     What kind of question is that, Sachi?! [15:25] Hiro     Oh? [15:26] Hiro     You've already had a kiss, huh? [15:30] Sachi     Gee, I don't know. [15:33] Nagi     Na... [15:34] Erika     No way! Nagi-kun?! [15:44] Nagi     No, that was... [15:46] Hiro     You did? [15:49] Nagi     Mi... [15:50] Nagi     E... [15:51] Nagi     Namie?! [15:52] Nagi     Oh, right, Mom. [15:55] Sachi     Mom gets really kissy whens she's drunk. [15:58] Sachi     Though, is it just me,     or are you a bit sweaty, Hiro-san? [16:03] Hiro     Well, it is summer. [16:05] Nagi     Sachi, why aren't you afraid?! [16:08] Nagi     You're possessed by a fox, aren't you?! [16:10] Sachi     I'm pretty sure you're the one who's possessed. [16:12] Erika     Sachi-chan... [16:14] Erika     Do you not believe in Kokkuri-san? [16:17] Sachi     When did you get into the costume? [16:20] Hiro     Okay... [16:20] Hiro     Who's Umino-kun's first love? [16:25] Erika     You'd go there?! [16:26] Hiro     Why not? I may as well, right? [16:33] Erika     It moved! [16:35] Erika     A... [16:37] Erika     I? [16:39] Erika     It wasn't Hiro-chan?! [16:41] Hiro     Apparently not. [16:43] Erika     Who's Ai, then?! [16:45] Erika     What's going on here?! [16:47] Sachi     Come to think of it, Onii used to     be close with a girl by that name. [16:52] Sachi     She wasn't your first love, was she? [16:54] Nagi     Uh, no? What are you even... [16:59] (Flashback) Ai     Can I give you my answer to your     confession the next time we meet? [17:09] Nagi     Kokkuri-san's for real! [17:10] Nagi     Holy crap! That's scary! [17:13] Nagi     A ghost! [17:16] Nagi     Guys? [17:19] Nagi     All three of them vanished? [17:23] Nagi     What the heck is happening?! [17:26] Hiro     Now, here's the question. [17:28] Hiro     Whose name will Umino-kun call first? [17:32] Sachi     What kind of question is that? [17:34] Sachi     Why would he call anyone's name     other than yours, Hiro-san? [17:37] Sachi     Why are you so competitive? [17:39] Hiro     I think it'll be Erika-chan. [17:41] Hiro     They're engaged, after all. [17:43] Erika     Non, non. [17:44] Erika     It's always Hiro-chan in these situations. [17:47] Nagi     Wait, wait! I need to calm down! [17:50] Erika; Hiro; Sachi     Here we go! [17:51] Nagi     I'm here! Help me! [17:55] Erika     He's calling on himself! [17:55] Nagi     Hello?! [17:57] Erika     And he's begging for help, no less! [17:57] Nagi     I'm in here! [18:02] Hiro     That was disappointing, Umino-kun. [18:04] Erika     Are you in love with yourself? [18:05] Sachi     I knew it, Onii. You're messed up. [18:08] Nagi     Oh, there you are. [18:10] Nagi     You had me worried, Sachi. [18:14] Sachi     Why?! [18:16] Hiro     That was unexpected. [18:23] Erika     Okay, we're gonna go grocery shopping. [18:25] Hiro     We'll see you at home later. [18:28] Nagi     Right. [18:29] Nagi     Sachi's at school for summer classes. [18:32] Nagi     I finally get to be home alone for once. [18:35] Nagi     Time for buck-naked summer life! [18:40] Nagi     This is how humanity was meant to be. [18:44] Sachi     What are you doing? [18:45] Sachi     I never knew you used the pool, Onii. [18:48] Nagi     Sachi! You're here?! [18:50] Sachi     Uh-huh. [18:51] Sachi     I just finished summer classes. [18:53] Nagi     S-Sorry, but could you leave me by myself? [18:56] Sachi     Why? [19:00] Sachi     You're naked?! [19:01] Nagi     Shut up! [19:03] Nagi     Don't you dare tell Amano-san or Segawa-san! [19:05] Sachi     Who wouldn't? [19:07] Nagi     And you? [19:08] Nagi     Why are you in the yard? [19:11] Sachi     Like I said, I just got home from school. [19:14] Nagi     The entrance is that way. [19:16] Sachi     I thought it'd be nice to come home     through the yard for once. [19:23] Sachi     Uh-oh, is that a stray cat? [19:26] Sachi     Why is it in our yard? [19:28] Nagi     You've been feeding it in secret, haven't you? [19:32] Nagi     Can't have a freeloader     bringing animals home, can we? [19:36] Nagi     Ow, ow, ow! I'll keep it a secret! [19:39] Sachi     Here you go, Gloomie, eat up. [19:42] Nagi     What kind of cat name is that? [19:44] Sachi     Well, he's on his own all the time. [19:47] Sachi     I'm all that Gloomie has. [19:53] Sachi     Another cat? [19:55] Sachi     I thought you were a loner!     You have a girlfriend?! [19:57] Nagi     It's not even night and     you're acting all horny! [20:01] Nagi     There he goes. [20:04] Sachi     Hey, Onii... [20:08] Sachi     What are you going to do     about getting married? [20:11] Nagi     What's this about? [20:13] Sachi     I mean... [20:15] Sachi     You should give up on Hiro-san already. [20:18] Sachi     You have Erika-onee. [20:21] Nagi     That's none of your business. [20:23] Sachi     Yes, it is! [20:25] Sachi     It's going to decide who becomes my big sister. [20:27] Nagi     What about you, then? [20:29] Sachi     Why me? [20:31] Nagi     Remember what you used to say? [20:33] Nagi     "I hope for a prince on a white horse." [20:36] (Flashback) Sachi     I'm here. [20:37] (Flashback) Nagi     You're the prince?! [20:42] Sachi     Maybe I'll get one! [20:44] Sachi     You never know! [20:45] Sachi     Besides, I might get married, too. [20:50] Nagi     You plan on getting married?! [20:52] Sachi     I told you, you never know. [20:55] Nagi     In that case, why don't you stop meddling? [20:58] Nagi     I'll decide what happens in my life. [21:00] Nagi     It's my choice who I marry. [21:04] Sachi     I told you, no! [21:08] Sachi     I'm not getting married! [21:10] Sachi     So you aren't getting married, either! [21:13] Nagi     What?! [21:15] Nagi     You're being completely incoherent! [21:19] Sachi     Whatever, Onii. [21:20] Sachi     You just need to focus on studying. [21:23] Erika     We're home! [21:25] Sachi     It's Erika-chan and Hiro-san. [21:26] Erika     Oh, no! Oh, no! [21:26] Nagi     They're home pretty early. [21:28] Sachi     I wonder why. [21:29] Erika     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! [21:32] Erika     There you are! [21:33] Erika     You two, chill out! [21:35] Sachi     Uh-huh... [21:36] Nagi     No, you. [21:37] Sachi     Hiro-chan's been abducted! [21:44] ---     Umino-tei Diner [21:45] Ai     Sniff, sniff. [21:47] Ai     Sniff, sniff... [21:49] Ai     This scent... [21:51] Ai     I remember now! [21:52] Ai     The katsudon lunch! [21:55] Ai     It's been so long, Umino-tei! [21:58] Ai     I haven't been here in a decade. [22:00] Ai     I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing! SIGN    Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He? [23:35] Hiro     Onii confessed to you, didn't he? 2 - Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Umino-tei Diner [00:00] Ai     Sniff, sniff. [00:02] Ai     Sniff, sniff. [00:04] Ai     It's been so long! [00:06] Ai     I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing! [00:10] Sachi     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! [00:12] Sachi     There you are! [00:13] Sachi     You two, chill out! [00:15] Sachi     Hiro-chan's been abducted! SIGN    Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He? [01:53] Erika     Next up... [01:55] Erika     It's a bit of a walk, but I want to     show you to one of my favorite shops. [01:58] (Flashback) Erika     I'll pick out something     that'll look good on you. [02:02] (Flashback) Erika     Huh? [02:04] (Flashback) Erika     Wait... [02:05] (Flashback) Erika     What is this? [02:08] (Flashback) Erika     If you're going to abduct someone, take me! [02:11] (Flashback) Erika     My dad can pay all the ransom money you want! [02:14] (Flashback) Hiro     It's not like that, Erika-chan. [02:17] (Flashback) Hiro     Sorry this is so sudden. [02:20] (Flashback) Hiro     Thanks for everything. [02:22] (Flashback) Erika     Wait, Hiro-chan! [02:26] (Flashback) Erika     Hiro-chan's mom? [02:29] Nagi     That's not an abduction, is it? [02:32] Erika     It's not? [02:33] Nagi     She wouldn't get abducted by her own parents. [02:36] Erika     But they just came up to her     and stuffed her into the car. [02:39] Sachi     They just came to bring home     a runaway. That's all. [02:42] Nagi     I was under the impression that she was     here with her parents' permission. [02:46] Sachi     It's pretty lonely now that     she's suddenly gone. [02:50] Sachi     I wanted her to tutor me more, too. [02:53] Sachi     There's no challenge anymore. [02:54] Nagi     Challenge? [02:56] Sachi     Come to think of it... [02:58] Sachi     She did say she was running away     from home to avoid her fiancé. [03:03] Nagi     So that's what that was. [03:05] Nagi     Now all the pawns are in place. [03:07] Nagi     This is a chance to turn it all around! [03:10] Sachi     What are you talking about? [03:11] Erika     You mean it's time for Hiro-chan     to meet her fiancé? [03:16] Erika     So when she said... [03:18] (Flashback) Hiro     Thanks for everything. [03:21] Erika     She meant we aren't going to see her anymore? [03:24] Erika     What do we do, Nagi-kun?     I won't stand for this! [03:27] Nagi     I won't let that happen. [03:29] Nagi     I'll see you later. [03:30] Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun. [03:32] Erika     What you're about to do is going     to change Hiro-chan's destiny. [03:38] Erika     Are you still going? [03:43] Nagi     There's no reason not to. SIGN    Meguromyoujin [03:50] Nagi     Okay, but now that I'm actually here... [03:54] Nagi     Relax. [03:55] Nagi     We can talk it out. [03:58] Nagi     Be polite. [03:59] Nagi     Be earnest. [04:01] Nagi     I'm in love with Segawa-san! [04:04] Nagi     Please reconsider the engagement! [04:07] Mother     If you so insist... [04:09] Hiro     Umino-kun... [04:11] Hiro     I love you! [04:12] Nagi     That's it! [04:16] Nagi     Pardon me! SIGN    Gifts [04:18] Man     Sorry? [04:19] Nagi     Wrong place. [04:21] Nagi     Hello! [04:22] Woman     May I help you? SIGN    Diner [04:24] Nagi     Segawa-san... [04:26] Nagi     Where are you? [04:28] Nagi     Is this not the place? [04:35] Nagi     Wait, Segawa-san! [04:38] Hiro     Umino-kun... [04:43] Hiro     Why... [04:47] Hiro's Mom     Let's go, Hiro. [04:51] Hiro     Okay. [04:54] Nagi     I won't run away from fate. [04:58] Nagi     Face it head-on! [05:02] Nagi     Fate is yours to determine yourself! [05:06] (Flashback) Hiro     Umino-kun... [05:08] (Flashback) Hiro     Could you please change my fate? SIGN    National High School Entrance Prep Exam Results | English | Math      Overall 1st | Segawa Hiro      2nd | Umino Nagi      3rd | Eto Shunichi      4th | Nakamura Maki [05:19] (Flashback) Nagi     I came in second?! [05:21] (Flashback) Nagi     I've made first place in every exam     for the past fifteen years! How?! [05:25] (Flashback) Nagi     Segawa Hiro... [05:27] (Flashback) Nagi     Who is this guy? [05:32] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm Segawa Hiro. I came from     Kakinokizaka Middle School. [05:36] (Flashback) Hiro     Pleased to meet you all. [05:41] Nagi     She's a girl?! [05:43] Nagi     I can't believe she'd come to     the same high school as me. [05:47] Nagi     I'm taking first place in the     first midterm coming up! SIGN    Term 1 Midterm Exams      Year Ranking (overall) SIGN    2nd out of 242 Students [05:54] (Flashback) Girl 1     Segawa-san was first again! [05:56] (Flashback) Girl 2     Full marks in all five subjects. Holy crap! [05:59] (Flashback) Girl 3     She's godly. [06:00] (Flashback) Girl 4     Wow, I respect her so much. [06:03] Nagi     I've never felt so defeated. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Magnetic     Reversi [06:09] Sachi     Onii-chan, let's play. [06:12] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm busy preparing for finals. [06:15] (Flashback) Sachi     Finals? SIGN    Study [06:16] (Flashback) Sachi     We just had midterms. [06:19] (Flashback) Sachi     You've done nothing but study     ever since you started high school. [06:22] (Flashback) Sachi     Do you really want to become     even more of a loner? [06:25] (Flashback) Nagi     Shut up. [06:27] (Flashback) Sachi     If you hate playing with me that much,     I'm never going to invite you again! [06:31] (Flashback) Sachi     You suck, Onii! [06:33] Nagi     "Onii"? [06:38] Nagi     I'm taking first place next time. SIGN    Term 1 Final Exams     Year Ranking (overall) SIGN    2nd out of 242 Students [06:45] Nagi     But why?! [06:47] (Flashback) Mob     She's next level. [06:49] (Flashback) Mob 2     I heard she's the only one     who got that trick question right. [06:53] Nagi     And that's the trick question that     made me miss getting full marks. [06:57] (Flashback) Mob 2     Segawa-san's always alone, though, isn't she? [07:02] Nagi     It was the first time I'd met one of my own kind. [07:06] (Flashback) Sachi     No way. [07:07] (Flashback) Sachi     She wouldn't want to be compared with you. [07:09] (Flashback) Nagi     What?! [07:10] (Flashback) Sachi     I doubt she even sees you as a rival. [07:14] (Flashback) Sachi     Those kinds of people     aren't interested in others. [07:18] (Flashback) Sachi     They're too busy thinking about themselves. [07:20] (Flashback) Sachi     Ah, I guess you're the same in that sense. [07:24] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm going to defeat her. [07:27] (Flashback) Sachi     You seem like you're having fun     these days. I don't like it. [07:33] Nagi     Today's the post-break exam. [07:35] Nagi     I studied six hours a day     for this during the summer. [07:39] Nagi     I worked hard to hone my scholastic abilities! [07:41] Nagi     I'm nothing like I was in the first term! SIGN    Nurse's Office [07:56] (Flashback) Yohei     That's from two days ago. [07:58] (Flashback) Nagi     There's nothing my gut can't handle. [08:01] Nagi     It's that tonkatsu I ate this morning! [08:04] Nagi     I totally underestimated it. [08:06] Nagi     I'm going to be defeated again... [08:09] Nagi     We've lived the same number of years and     went to school in the same environment. [08:14] Nagi     Why can't I beat her? [08:17] (Flashback) Nurse     You can't, Segawa-san! [08:20] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm going back to class. [08:21] (Flashback) Nurse     You have a fever of 39 degrees. [08:24] (Flashback) Nurse     You ought to go home early. [08:25] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm fine. [08:27] (Flashback) Hiro     I have to take the exam. [08:29] (Flashback) Hiro     I can't get first place otherwise. SIGN    Post-Summer Exam Results     Overall 1st Segawa Hiro     2nd Honda Aiko     3rd Umino Nagi [08:33] Nagi     No wonder I keep losing. [08:37] (Flashback) Nagi     You took the exam with a fever. [08:40] (Flashback) Nagi     I thought that was amazing. [08:43] (Flashback) Nagi     That you must be putting in     incredible effort behind the scenes. [08:47] (Flashback) Hiro     You knew? [08:48] Nagi     She talked! [08:49] (Flashback) Hiro     Yeah. At the nurse's office     on the day of the exam. [08:53] (Flashback) Hiro     I was fighting a stomachache that day,     but I couldn't make it. [09:01] (Flashback) Hiro     Please don't talk to me again. [09:03] (Flashback) Nagi     Huh? [09:04] (Flashback) Hiro     Don't talk to me again! [09:15] Nagi     I should probably apologize, right? [09:18] Nagi     Yeah, I'll apologize. [09:19] Nagi     She told me not to talk to her, though. [09:22] (Flashback) Girl A     What happened to her? [09:23] (Flashback) Guy A     Holy crap. [09:24] (Flashback) Guy B     She's godly. [09:28] Negi     From that day on, Segawa-san changed. [09:31] Negi     I think that was the moment     I fell in love with her. [09:35] (Flashback) Negi     I don't get it. [09:51] Sachi     Did someone call my name? [09:55] Ai     Sachi-chan! [09:56] Ai     Sachi-chan! [09:58] Ai     Sachi-chan? [09:59] Ai     Sachi-chan! [10:00] Sachi     You're a ghost! [10:02] Ai     Sachi-chan. [10:05] Sachi     Ai-chan? [10:09] Hiro     The bus is late. [10:11] Nagi     It is. [10:13] Hiro     What do we do now? [10:15] Negi     I guess we go as far as we can. [10:18] Hiro     Yeah. [10:20] Hiro     What a surprise, though. [10:22] Hiro     I thought you'd have more     than 1,000 yen on you. [10:25] Hiro     Not that I have any on me, either. [10:26] Negi     I'm sorry! I never thought     it'd turn out like this! [10:30] Negi     I can't believe I grabbed her hand and ran off. [10:32] Negi     What have I done? [10:35] Negi     I have no regrets, though. [10:36] Hiro     Anyway... [10:38] Hiro     I sure am hungry. [10:42] Sachi     When did you get back? [10:44] Sachi     I had no idea. [10:46] Sachi     You moved to China, didn't you? [10:48] Ai     To Shenzhen in Guangdong Province. [10:50] Namie     Welcome back, Ai-chan! [10:52] Namie     You've grown so tall. [10:54] Yohei     She's totally changed, huh? [10:57] Sachi     Right? Especially her outfit. [11:00] Ai     This is for work. [11:02] Namie     What kind of work? [11:03] Ai     That's a secret. [11:04] Sachi     She's already working? [11:07] Yohei     Ai-chan's always been mature. [11:10] Namie     Here you are. [11:12] Namie     Your favorite, katsudon. [11:15] Namie     You used to have it all the time. [11:18] Namie     You even paid with your own pocket money. [11:20] Ai     I'm a regular. [11:23] Namie     How are your mom and dad? [11:24] Ai     About that... [11:27] Ai     My family dissolved. [11:31] Yohei     What do you mean by that? [11:33] Ai     We lived in China for seven years. [11:36] Ai     But my father went to Singapore     and my mother went to France. [11:39] Ai     And I chose to live in Japan,     so our family decided to part ways. [11:47] Ai     We had a difference in direction. [11:50] Namie     You make it sound like a band breakup! [11:52] Sachi     What kind of family does that? [11:53] Yohei     I'm happy you're back, though, Ai-chan. [11:56] Yohei     You used to play with our kids     when you were little. [12:00] Yohei     And you're a big sister to Nagi,     being a year older. [12:03] Ai     That's right. [12:05] Ai     Speaking of Nagi-kun, how is he? [12:06] Namie     Oh, get this! [12:15] Hiro     Yum! [12:17] Hiro     It's important to have a full stomach, huh? [12:19] Nagi     Right? [12:21] Nagi     We don't even have enough     for bus fare for two, though... [12:24] Hiro     Here. [12:25] Hiro     The rest is yours. [12:27] Hiro     You can finish it. [12:30] Nagi     I'm fine with just the fries! [12:32] Hiro     That's not enough. [12:34] Hiro     We don't know when we'll     come across any food next. [12:37] Nagi     But this is her leftovers, which means... [12:39] Nagi     It's an indirect kiss with Segawa-san! [12:41] Nagi     I eat it! [12:43] Nagi     I drink it! [12:46] Hiro     You're really digging in, Umino-kun. [12:48] Nagi     Well, yeah, it's a celebration. [12:50] Hiro     A celebration? SIGN    Amano Erika     Nagi-kun, where are you?? [12:54] Nagi     I might have to rely on Amano-san right now. [12:57] Hiro     The truth is... [12:58] Hiro     I was thinking you might come help me again. [13:08] Nagi     Segawa-san... [13:10] Nagi     You remember what happened that day? [13:14] (Flashback) Hiro     Don't talk to me again! [13:17] Nagi     Yup. [13:18] Nagi     I remember. [13:19] Hiro     So, then... is it because of me that you changed? [13:27] Hiro     Do you ever wonder why I feel     like I need to be at the top? [13:32] Nagi     Well... [13:34] Hiro     To lose my fiancé. [13:37] Nagi     To lose him? [13:38] Hiro     I love our shrine. [13:41] Hiro     It has a 1,300-year history. [13:44] Hiro     It's tough finding someone to succeed it. [13:46] Hiro     For as long as I can remember,     I was told that I was engaged. [13:52] Hiro     And I just hated it. [13:53] Nagi     I get it. [13:55] Hiro     I don't need to be engaged. [13:57] Hiro     I can protect the shrine myself. [14:00] Hiro     For that, I needed to keep getting first place     and show my parents what I was made of. [14:05] Nagi     She's so badass. [14:09] Hiro     And yet, you showed up. [14:14] Hiro     There's another reason I want     to be in first place at school. [14:18] Hiro     I didn't want anyone to come     near me, since I have a fiancé. [14:23] Nagi     Uh-huh... [14:24] Nagi     Yet here I am, getting close     to her despite being engaged. [14:28] Hiro     We'd have to say goodbye someday. [14:31] Hiro     I wouldn't be able to bear that. [14:35] Nagi     I had no idea you were so prone to loneliness. [14:38] Hiro     Really? [14:40] Hiro     I'm not. [14:42] Nagi     So cute! [14:44] Nagi     So the reason you changed back then was... [14:49] Hiro     To ward off people like you. [14:54] Hiro     So I made up my mind. [14:56] Hiro     You wouldn't leave me alone if I was      number one at only one thing, [14:59] Hiro     so I'd be number one in fashion,     sports, and friendships, too. [15:03] Hiro     I'd put myself so far ahead     that no one could come near me. [15:08] Nagi     That's what it was?! [15:10] Nagi     It was all to get away from me? [15:13] Hiro     But that ended up drawing people closer to me. [15:17] Hiro     And I realized I liked that, too. [15:20] Hiro     I started liking school. [15:22] Hiro     Not to mention... [15:24] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm taking you down in the next exam! [15:26] Hiro     You came to me anyway. [15:29] Hiro     Maybe that means... [15:31] (Flashback) Hiro     Don't talk to me again! [15:35] Hiro     ...my fate had already changed that day. [15:40] Nagi     You mean... [15:46] Erika     You there! No living your youth! [15:49] Erika     I am the romance police! [15:51] Hiro     Erika-chan? Why? [15:53] Nagi     You noticed my message? [15:55] Erika     Just come with me. [15:57] Erika     Come on! [15:59] Ai     Swapped at birth and engaged? [16:01] Namie     That's why he doesn't live here right now. [16:04] Ai     I see. [16:05] Namie     Isn't that a shock? [16:07] Yohei     Who would have thought, right? [16:10] Ai     Nothing's impossible in this world. [16:13] Ai     That's what I believe. [16:15] Namie     That's true! [16:16] Yohei     Y'ain't wrong! [16:18] Sachi     That isn't a shock to them? [16:30] Erika     I am his fiancée. [16:34] Erika     I apologize for my fiancé's behavior. [16:41] Erika     Nagi-kun's normally a stubborn worrywart. [16:46] Erika     But sometimes he exhibits an     excessive degree of initiative. [16:51] Erika     It's incredibly difficult. [16:55] Hiro     Umino-kun's shrinking. [16:57] Hiro's Mom     You have to think about those around you. [17:00] Nagi     Dead. [17:02] Hiro's Mom     To think you two were engaged, though... [17:06] Hiro's Mom     You didn't seem like it the last     time Hiro brought you over. [17:10] Hiro     I didn't know anything about     their relationship at the time! [17:16] Erika     It's true, though. [17:17] Erika     We don't tell anyone at school. [17:20] Erika     Besides, it was my parents who chose     who I was going to marry, so I was resisting. [17:26] Hiro's Mom     Oh, it was? [17:28] Hiro     Erika-chan... [17:29] Erika     I was so upset at first, I wouldn't     talk to my dad or even my fiancé. [17:35] Erika     But I realized that wasn't right. [17:39] Erika     I wasn't resisting. [17:42] Erika     I was just running away. [17:46] Erika     I wasn't even facing the issue     of my engagement. [17:53] Hiro's Mom     Hiro is my precious only daughter,     but she's also the successor of this shrine. [17:58] Hiro's Mom     It's only natural that I'd be so strict,     so that she'd understand. [18:04] Nagi     Makes sense. [18:06] Hiro's Mom     But that's because I want her to be happy. [18:11] Hiro's Mom     The two of us need to talk     it through more, too, huh? [18:17] Hiro     Mom... [18:20] Hiro's Mom     I apologize for the trouble we caused. [18:28] Hiro     Thanks a lot for today. [18:30] Hiro     You helped me realize I was just running away. [18:34] Erika     I thought it was a bit sassy of me     to talk to your mom like that, [18:38] Erika     but I'm glad I could be of use. [18:40] Erika     Unlike a certain someone. [18:44] Hiro     Erika-chan. [18:46] Hiro     I'm glad you're here. [18:48] Hiro     Thanks. [18:50] Hiro     Let's go shopping again. [18:54] Erika     Yeah. [18:56] Nagi     This is so awkward. [18:58] Hiro     You, too, Umino-kun. [19:00] Nagi     All I did was make a mess. [19:03] Erika     True. [19:08] Nagi     That's so annoying. What's wrong with you? [19:11] Nagi     I feel so stupid. [19:13] Nagi     I kind of tried to elope, [19:15] Nagi     but then my fiancée saved the day,     and her mom had to apologize. [19:19] Erika     That's not true. [19:22] Erika     You're so strong, Nagi-kun. [19:24] Erika     If I were you, I would have     died of embarrassment. [19:35] Erika     You did good today. SIGN    Relaxing SIGN    Corn Potage [19:39] Nagi     Hot corn soup in the middle of the summer? [19:43] Nagi     It's actually not bad, though. [19:45] Erika     Nothing beats a freezing-cold cola! [19:49] Nagi     You got cola for yourself? [19:51] Erika     It says it's relaxing, so... [19:55] Nagi     It took until today for me to realize... [19:58] Nagi     I wasn't even thinking about it, but I was     relying on you as soon as I was in trouble. [20:04] Nagi     I don't think I could have recovered     if I were on my own now, either. [20:08] Nagi     So, well... [20:09] Erika     Now you get it. [20:12] Erika     You're hopeless without me. [20:17] Nagi     Don't boast. [20:22] Sachi     You want to go to Onii's place? [20:24] Ai     I'll just visit to say hi. [20:27] Sachi     Sounds good. [20:28] Sachi     Not that it's my place. [20:30] Sachi     Great. [20:31] Sachi     I want to see how Onii reacts, too. [20:34] Sachi     Come to think of it, Onii confessed     to you seven years ago, didn't he? [20:42] (Flashback) Sachi     Can I give you my answer to your     confession the next time we meet? [20:51] Sachi     That was hilarious. [20:53] Sachi     An elementary school kid asking someone out. [20:55] Ai     Yes. [20:57] Ai     I have some thoughts about that. [21:00] Sachi     She remembered? [21:05] Erika     Nagi-kun's childhood friend? [21:08] Sachi     Yeah. She said she wants to see Onii. [21:11] Erika     You had one?! [21:12] Nagi     Ai-chan? [21:15] Ai     Nagi-kun. [21:16] Ai     No, Nagi-chan! [21:19] Ai     You've grown up exactly as I thought you would. [21:21] Erika     "Nagi-chan"?! [21:23] Nagi     Why are you here?! [21:24] Ai     I'm here to give you my answer. [21:27] Ai     You confessed to me the day     I moved away, remember? [21:31] Nagi     Yeah, but that was a long time ago... [21:34] Erika     Jeez, Nagi-kun's hitting on everyone! [21:36] Nagi     It's not like that! [21:38] Ai     I'll give you my answer. [21:39] Nagi     It's fine! [21:40] Nagi     That was so long ago.     You can forget about it. [21:42] Ai     But... [21:44] Ai     there's a reason I came back to Japan. [21:50] Ai     I've come back to marry you! [21:57] Nagi     Marry me?! [21:59] Ai     Whew, I finally said it. [22:02] Ai     That's a weight off my shoulders. SIGN    Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred [23:35] Ai     "That, but Times A Hundred." 3 - That, but Times A Hundred Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Ai     There's a reason I came back to Japan. [00:05] Ai     I've come back to marry you! [00:13] Nagi     Marry me?! [00:14] Ai     Whew, I finally said it. [00:17] Ai     That's a weight off my shoulders. [01:52] Nagi     You came back to marry me? SIGN    Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred [01:56] Ai     Yes. [02:00] (Flashback) Ai     Can I give you my answer to your     confession the next time we meet? [02:05] Nagi     Don't you think that's a bit of a leap?! [02:07] Erika     True. [02:08] Sachi     How did it come to that?! [02:11] Ai     I've told you what I wanted to tell you. [02:13] Ai     I'm satisfied. [02:16] Ai     Well, I'll be going home now. [02:22] Erika     What was that about? [02:24] Nagi     So, basically... [02:25] Nagi     she thought about it for seven years     and came to the decision to marry me? [02:31] Nagi     She hasn't changed. [02:33] Nagi     That's Ai-chan for you. [02:35] Erika     What do you mean by that? [02:37] Nagi     I guess I'll have to reply, then. [02:39] Erika     You're going after her?! [02:41] Nagi     Umino family wisdom:     repay sincerity with sincerity. [02:47] Nagi     Wait, Ai-chan! [02:50] Ai     Nagi-chan. [02:54] Nagi     I wanted to give you my answer, too. [02:57] Nagi     Thanks. [02:58] Nagi     For remembering for seven whole years. [03:03] Nagi     But I'm sorry. [03:05] Nagi     There's someone I'm in love with right now. [03:09] Nagi     In fact, I'm engaged to another person,     and I also have an unrelated sister. [03:18] Ai     I see. [03:20] Ai     Understood. [03:22] Nagi     Huh? [03:23] Nagi     Wait, wait! [03:24] Nagi     After you had feelings for me for seven years     and even considered marrying me?! [03:31] Ai     It was unexpected, but it isn't a problem. [03:36] Nagi     Okay. [03:38] Nagi     Come to think of it,     Ai-chan's always been this way. [03:43] Nagi     Maybe that's what I liked about her. [03:46] Ai     And so... [03:50] Ai     I'm going to change gears now. [03:53] Nagi     O-Okay. [03:55] Nagi     What's that supposed to mean? [03:59] Ai     Would you please walk me home? [04:03] Nagi     I get it. [04:05] Nagi     She wants us to continue     being childhood friends. [04:08] Nagi     Sure thing. [04:12] Nagi     Wait up! [04:13] Nagi     Why are you in such a hurry? [04:16] Ai     Because I'm shy about walking home with you. [04:24] Nagi     I don't get it. [04:26] Ai     I understand. [04:27] Nagi     I don't! [04:29] Ai     Let's do this. [04:32] Ai     Gaze into my eyes. [04:45] Ai     Please don't look at me! [04:47] Ai     My heart's racing! [04:49] Nagi     You told me to! [04:51] Ai     Your gaze is too intense     now that you've grown up. [04:56] Nagi     Sorry. [04:58] Nagi     Wait, something's not right. [05:00] Ai     Okay, final mission. [05:04] Ai     Let's go to that old,     nostalgic snack shop together. [05:09] Nagi     It's been so long! SIGN    Snacks     Kimura Shouten SIGN    Cigarettes [05:11] Nagi     We used to go together all the time. [05:13] Ai     We did. [05:15] Ai     But going there with you makes it feel     like a date. It's making me nervous. [05:20] Nagi     You were the one who invited me. [05:27] Ai     It's turned into a convenience store... [05:29] Nagi     When did that happen? [05:35] Ai     Do you remember, Nagi-chan? [05:38] Ai     My beloved superball. [05:41] Nagi     Oh, yeah. [05:42] Nagi     The top prize in the drawing     you were trying to win. SIGN    GOGO! 100+10 bonus     Superball SIGN    Snacks     Kimura Shouten [05:48] (Flashback) Nagi     "My beloved"? [05:50] (Flashback) Ai     It means something you love very much. [05:54] (Flashback) Ai     I'm going to put my life on     the line to get that superball. SIGN    5th [06:02] (Flashback) Nagi     You lost again. [06:07] (Flashback) Ai     I won't give up. [06:08] (Flashback) Ai     I'll try again tomorrow. SIGN    3rd [06:13] (Flashback) Nagi     Too bad. [06:17] (Flashback) Ai     You'd think, statistically,     I'd have won by now. [06:22] (Flashback) Ai     I'm out of this month's allowance. [06:24] (Flashback) Ai     I'll come back next week. [06:25] (Flashback) Nagi     Sure. [06:27] (Flashback) Nagi     It's gone! [06:31] (Flashback) Shop     Someone won that first prize yesterday. [06:36] (Flashback) Ai     I see. [06:38] (Flashback) Nagi     Nothing you can do about it. [06:40] (Flashback) Nagi     Drawings are all about luck. [06:43] (Flashback) Ai     It's no problem. [06:47] (Flashback) Ai     I've given up. [06:53] (Flashback) Nagi     Don't cry, Ai-chan! [06:56] (Flashback) Ai     I'm not crying. [06:57] (Flashback) Nagi     You are! [06:59] Nagi     I remember that. [07:03] Ai     Do you get what I'm trying to say, though? [07:07] Ai     I pursued the superball for a month, perhaps. [07:12] Ai     But it's been seven years this time. [07:15] Ai     And more than anything,     I'm not the same person I was before. [07:21] Ai     I'm going to make you mine this time, [07:25] Ai     my beloved Nagi-chan. [07:30] Nagi     That's what you meant by "change gears"?! [07:43] Yohei     What's up, Nagi? [07:45] Yohei     You haven't been back home in a while. [07:47] Yohei     Aren't you gonna eat? [07:49] Nagi     Yeah... nah. [07:51] Yohei     How'd it go meeting Ai-chan     for the first time in a while? [07:55] Nagi     About that... [07:58] Nagi     It turns out the reason Ai-chan     came back to Japan was to marry me. [08:03] Yohei     Is that what Ai-chan said? [08:06] Nagi     Yeah. [08:17] Nagi     What? [08:20] Yohei     Here it comes! [08:27] Nagi     Wh-What was that for?! [08:29] Yohei     You little... [08:31] Yohei     You're already engaged. [08:33] Yohei     What scum you are! [08:35] Nagi     No, you've got the wrong idea! [08:37] Yohei     Don't talk back to me! [08:39] Yohei     Let your fist do the talking! [08:41] Nagi     I'm not talking back! [08:42] Nagi     I'm explaining! [08:48] Yohei     Looks like all that studying     made you lose your edge. SIGN    Neighborhood Bulletin [08:59] Namie     Hey. [09:04] Namie     What's going on here? [09:10] Namie     I understand the situation. [09:12] Namie     Now, put everything back to how it was. [09:14] Nagi     Umino family wisdom! [09:15] Yohei     Do as Mom says! [09:18] Namie     Oh, also, Nagi... [09:21] Namie     I don't remember raising you to be     someone who makes people cry. [09:30] Nagi     Right. [09:31] Nagi     I couldn't do anything that day. [09:34] Nagi     But I have to confront it head-on this time. [09:39] Nagi     I know. [09:43] Nagi     But now that she mentions it... [09:46] Nagi     There's four? [09:50] Hiro     Umino-kun. [09:51] Erika     Nagi-kun. [09:52] Sachi     Onii. [09:53] Ai     Nagi-chan! [09:55] Nagi     Am I actually... [09:57] Nagi     in my prime?! [09:58] Nagi     Not that I'm popular or anything, but... [10:00] Yohei     Speaking of which, Nagi... [10:02] Yohei     It seems I got ahead of myself this time. [10:06] Yohei     Sorry for picking a fight with you. [10:09] Nagi     You always do. [10:11] Yohei     Tee-hee. [10:13] Namie     Nagi! [10:14] Namie     Lend me a hand for once! [10:17] Nagi     I'm home. [10:18] Erika     You were out awfully late. [10:21] Nagi     I stopped by my parents' place. [10:22] Erika     Wait. [10:25] Erika     I need to talk to you. [10:33] Nagi     What was that for?! [10:37] Erika     You're the worst, Nagi-kun. [10:39] Erika     You're in love with Hiro-chan,     but you're marrying Ai-chan? [10:42] Erika     What's wrong with you? [10:47] Erika     I can't believe I'm engaged to a serial     womanizer and marital fraudster. [10:54] Erika     Don't just sit there! Say something! [10:59] Erika     I'm so very sorry. SIGN    Towels SIGN    Towels [11:07] Nagi     Fold them. [11:11] Erika     Ai-chan was someone you liked? [11:13] Nagi     Yeah. [11:14] Erika     So you hate her now? [11:16] Erika     Or are you in love with both her and Hiro-chan? [11:22] Nagi     Hang on, have you never loved anyone? [11:27] Erika     Of course I have! [11:29] Erika     Mom, Dad, Sachi-chan... [11:31] Erika     I love all of them. [11:32] Erika     You're whatever, though. [11:34] Nagi     You're hopeless. [11:36] Erika     What's your problem? [11:38] Nagi     You've been alive for seventeen years     and you've never been in love. [11:45] Erika     What do you expect? [11:47] Erika     I went to an all-girls school. [11:49] Erika     And I've only ever talked     to important old guys. [11:53] Erika     What's it like? [11:55] Erika     Being in love? [12:00] Nagi     Who asks their fiancé that? [12:03] Erika     Just tell me! [12:07] Nagi     When do you feel happiest? [12:11] Erika     When I'm eating something good. [12:14] Erika     When I find cute clothes. [12:16] Erika     When I get lots of likes. [12:20] Nagi     Like that, but times a hundred. [12:26] Erika     That's such a grade school analogy. [12:28] Nagi     I explained in a way you would understand. [12:33] Nagi     Also... [12:36] Nagi     You've never folded towels before, have you? [12:38] Erika     But this is how I see bath towels folded. [12:40] Nagi     In a hotel, maybe! [12:43] Erika     I have an idea! [12:46] Nagi     You aren't done folding! [12:51] Erika     It's pretty. [12:52] Nagi     Why fireworks? [12:54] Erika     We bought them when Hiro-chan was over     so we could all play with them together. [12:58] Nagi     What?! [13:00] Hiro     Umino-kun. Look, look! [13:03] Nagi     I missed out! [13:05] Erika     You're weird, though. [13:07] Nagi     And now I'm being dissed! [13:09] Erika     Hiro-chan and Ai-chan are nothing alike. [13:13] Erika     Yet you fell in love with them. [13:15] Nagi     Past crushes and current crushes are different. [13:18] Erika     Tell me more, please. [13:20] Nagi     Ai-chan was because she was my     neighbor and we had fun hanging out. [13:24] Nagi     Segawa-san is a rival from school. [13:28] Erika     I get it now! [13:29] Nagi     Get what? [13:30] Erika     You fall in love with anyone who talks to you! [13:34] Nagi     I'm not that eas—I can't deny it, but still! [13:39] Nagi     How am I having this conversation     with my fiancée? [13:44] Erika     Wait... Doesn't that mean... [13:54] Nagi     Sorry. [13:55] Erika     ...you might fall in love with me in the future? SIGN    Big Fireworks [14:02] Nagi     What?! Of course not— [14:07] Nagi     necessarily, I guess. [14:11] Nagi     We're out of fireworks. [14:13] Erika     You clean all this up, Nagi-kun. [14:15] Nagi     Me?! [14:17] Sachi     Does that mean Onii might     fall in love with me, too? [14:24] Erika     Someone you love, huh? [14:27] Erika     Being in love must make people happy. [14:32] Erika     I wonder how I'm going to     feel when I meet Onii-chan. [14:37] (Flashback) Nagi     Like that, but times a hundred. [14:41] Erika     Why Nagi-kun?! [14:44] Erika     When I'm having fun with Nagi-kun,     does that mean I'm happy? [14:49] Erika     Doesn't that mean... [15:03] Erika     Wait, wait. [15:05] Erika     Fun equals happiness? [15:07] Erika     That isn't always true, is it? [15:10] Erika     Yeah, that's it! [15:12] Sachi     Erika-onee. [15:15] Sachi     I'm going to borrow your outfit. [15:17] Sachi     What do you think? [15:18] Erika     World's cutest! [15:22] Sachi     Okay, see you. [15:24] Nagi     Where are you headed? [15:26] Erika     All dressed up, too. [15:28] Sachi     A guy from class asked me out. [15:33] Erika     Cool. [15:37] Nagi/Erika     What?! [15:39] Sachi     Matsuda-kun. [15:41] Matsuda     Umino-san. [15:43] Sachi     Sorry I'm a bit late. [15:45] Matsuda     I-It's cool. [15:46] Nagi     Wh-Wh-What is this?! [15:49] Erika     That's a confession. [15:51] Nagi     Why are you here? [15:53] Erika     Why are you here?! [15:54] Nagi     Because, as her big brother,     I can't let anything happen to her! [15:58] Erika     I'm here as her big sister! [16:02] Matsuda     What's wrong? [16:04] Sachi     Nothing. I guess I was just imagining things. [16:12] Erika     H-Hey... [16:14] Nagi     Shh. [16:15] Erika     Don't cling to me like that. [16:17] Nagi     Deal with it. Sachi's going to notice us. [16:20] (Flashback) Nagi     Like that, but times a hundred. [16:27] Nagi     Are they gone? [16:29] Erika     Nagi-kun, this way! [16:34] Erika     The perfect disguise! [16:36] Nagi     We're so flashy. Are you sure     we aren't going to stand out? [16:40] Erika     What matters is that     she doesn't notice it's us. [16:44] Erika     Besides... [16:46] Erika     We won't have to hide in cramped spaces now. [16:50] Nagi     Why is she angry? [16:53] Matsuda     Here you are. [16:55] Sachi     It's the popular one! [16:57] Sachi     Thanks! [17:04] Nagi     Damn it, Sachi... [17:05] Nagi     You're letting him seduce you with that?! [17:07] Erika     He might turn out to be her type. [17:10] Nagi     No way. [17:12] Erika     Also, are you sure you aren't jealous? [17:14] Nagi     I'm just worried for her. [17:16] Nagi     As her big brother. [17:18] Nagi     I think. [17:19] Erika     Don't you think you're a bit     too attached to your sister? [17:23] Nagi     Let's go! [17:29] Nagi     It's looking pretty romantic all of a sudden. [17:32] Erika     Oh, to be young! [17:34] Nagi     That's definitely a rejection. [17:39] Erika     Professional womanizer. [17:41] Erika     Of course you'd know. [17:42] Nagi     Stop calling me that. [17:46] Sachi     What are you two doing? [17:49] Sachi     I know you're there. [17:51] Erika     That's weird. [17:53] Nagi     We just happened to pass by. [17:55] Sachi     Even though you followed me the whole time? [17:57] Erika     Busted. [17:58] Nagi     You're in middle school!     You shouldn't be wandering around at night! [18:01] Nagi     It's past six! [18:03] Nagi     Besides, he was confessing to you, wasn't he? [18:06] Nagi     Should you be out on dates     with entrance exams coming up? [18:08] Sachi     That's the point. [18:10] Sachi     Matsuda-kun's the smartest guy I know. [18:13] Sachi     So I decided to go out with him. [18:17] Nagi     You're going out with him?! [18:19] Nagi     Do you understand what that entails? [18:21] Sachi     Does it bother you that I'm     going out with someone? [18:26] Nagi     What are you talking about? [18:28] Nagi     You're my sister! [18:30] Sachi     I'm going home. [18:33] Erika     Wait, Sachi-chan! [18:36] Nagi     Is it bothering me? [18:41] Nagi     There's no way! [18:43] Hiro     Look out! [18:46] Hiro     It's a red light! [18:48] Nagi     Sorry— [18:52] Hiro     Umino-kun?! [18:54] Nagi     Segawa-san?! SIGN    Karaoke [18:56] Hiro     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     conscience directives out of control [19:00] Hiro     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     cannot shut down process Soul [19:03] Hiro     Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom [19:06] Hiro     Bzzt bzzt [19:08] Nagi     You're so awesome! [19:11] Nagi     I never knew you could sing, too. [19:13] Hiro     I love this song, "Arc Fault." [19:17] Nagi     "Arc Fault" one more time, then! [19:18] Hiro     Me again? [19:21] Nagi     So you've postponed meeting with your fiancé? [19:24] Hiro     We decided to wait until after summer break. [19:28] Nagi     Are you satisfied with that? [19:30] Hiro     I can't keep running forever. [19:33] Hiro     Besides, he might turn out to be a good person. [19:36] Nagi     Sure, but... [19:38] Hiro     What about you, Umino-kun? [19:39] Nagi     I'm... [19:41] Hiro     Sachi-chan found a boyfriend?! [19:44] Hiro     And she asked if it bothers you? [19:50] Hiro     She's definitely testing you. [19:52] Nagi     Testing? [19:53] Hiro     So that's the big question. [19:54] Hiro     Does it bother you? [19:57] Nagi     I don't know. [19:59] Hiro     That definitely means it's bothering you. [20:02] Nagi     It does?! [20:04] Hiro     I mean, your precious sister     found a boyfriend and seems happy. [20:08] Hiro     You ought to be happy, shouldn't you? [20:12] Nagi     It's weird, though. I'm not happy, exactly. [20:16] Hiro     And I must ask. [20:18] Hiro     Do you see Sachi-chan as an attractive girl? [20:22] Hiro     Or is she just your adorable kid sister? [20:26] Hiro     She's your sister, but she isn't. [20:29] Hiro     Isn't that correct? [20:32] Hiro     What is your conclusion? [20:35] Nagi     I have to prepare for dinner!     I'll be leaving now! [20:41] Nagi     Sorry! [20:45] Hiro     Umino-kun sure is cute when he's flustered. [20:54] Nagi     I'm just gonna go to bed. [20:57] Erika     You're already that close?! [21:00] Sachi     I guess. [21:01] Sachi     He hugged me really hard,     and then he pushed me down. [21:05] Erika     What?! He's an animal! [21:07] Nagi     Stop! Stop! Stop! [21:11] Nagi     You just started dating! [21:13] Sachi     Huh? [21:14] Nagi     Shut it! [21:15] Nagi     I absolutely can't stand you     going out with someone like that! [21:22] Sachi     I was talking about Erika-chan's     dog back at her place. [21:27] Erika     I've been asking her to feed them sometimes. [21:30] Sachi     What the heck, Onii? [21:31] Sachi     You're so desperate. Gross. [21:33] Nagi     You weren't talking about your boyfriend?! [21:36] Sachi     Oh, I lied. [21:38] Sachi     I turned him down     thoughtfully and sincerely. [21:41] Nagi     What?! Why did you say you're     going out with him, then? [21:44] Sachi     I was testing you because you're so annoying. [21:47] Sachi     Blep. [21:47] Nagi     Testing?! [21:56] Nagi     Kill me. [21:57] Erika     Hey, Nagi-kun, what about dinner?! [22:01] Sachi     So it did bother him. SIGN    Episode 4: I See You're All Together [23:36] Ai     "I See You're All Together." 4 - I See You're All Together Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 4: I See You're All Together [01:36] Erika     Crap, it's noon already. [01:43] Ai     Good morning. [01:45] Erika     Ai-chan?! [01:49] Erika     Mm... Where's the shampoo? [01:53] Ai     To your right. [02:04] Ai     The blue one suits you better. [02:12] Ai     So you like to pop the yolk. [02:16] Erika     What's your deal?! [02:22] Erika     You want to challenge me? [02:24] Ai     Yes. [02:25] Erika     What's going on here? [02:27] Nagi     How should I know? [02:28] Sachi     She randomly showed up this morning. [02:31] Ai     Long story short,     I'm going to be marrying Nagi-chan. [02:35] Nagi     You are?! [02:36] Sachi     I never heard about this. [02:37] Erika     This is so out of the blue. I'm so confused. [02:40] Ai     Well, I'm Nagi-chan's childhood friend. [02:45] Ai     I can't have him being engaged. [02:47] Ai     Therefore, if I win,     I will ask you to leave Nagi-chan. [02:55] Nagi     Uh... It was our parents that     decided we'd be engaged. [03:00] Nagi     It wasn't what we wanted. [03:02] Erika     All right. I accept your challenge. [03:08] Nagi     Amano-san?! [03:09] Nagi     Do you mean you and I are... [03:11] Erika     This isn't about you. [03:13] Erika     I'm just tired of being followed around! [03:16] Erika     If I win, you will never     come near this house again. [03:19] Ai     Understood. [03:21] Nagi     Erm, may I? [03:26] Ai     A darts duel? [03:28] Erika     Yup. We can't exactly start     wailing on each other, right? [03:31] Ai     Right. It would affect my work. [03:34] Ai     This'll be a good opportunity     to get to know each other. [03:38] Ai     Allow me. [03:39] Erika     Okay, first off... [03:41] Erika     What is your work, then, Ai-chan? [03:42] Nagi     What is this, baseball?! [03:44] Nagi     And she's a southpaw?! [03:49] Ai     I sing. Online. [03:53] Sachi     I don't even know where to begin. [03:55] Erika     Oh, really? [03:57] Erika     I post photos, too. [04:00] Sachi     Second pitch. [04:01] Erika     So are you going to be transferring     to our school after summer break? [04:08] Ai     I won't. [04:09] Ai     I entered college when I was thirteen. [04:12] Ai     I've already graduated. [04:14] Erika     Is that even a thing?! [04:16] Ai     It's not uncommon overseas. [04:18] Nagi     Right, you did say something about     being invited to some amazing institute. [04:24] Sachi     I should ask her to help me with studying. [04:27] Ai     Third pitch. [04:28] Erika     Okay... What do you like so much about     Nagi-kun that made you want to marry him? [04:36] Sachi     She missed! [04:40] Ai     Go ahead. [04:41] Erika     You aren't answering?! [04:43] Ai     I missed, after all. [04:45] Erika     What kind of rule is that? [04:49] Erika     Here I go. [04:51] Nagi     She's securing her elbow! [04:53] Sachi     Something's about to happen. [04:55] Ai     Okay... Do you honestly     intend to marry Nagi-chan? [05:01] Erika     That's your first question?! [05:04] Ai     Well, do you? [05:05] Erika     I do not. I'm going to choose     my own marriage partner. [05:09] Ai     Mm-hmm. [05:12] Ai     Okay, next. [05:16] Ai     Have you had sex with Nagi-chan? [05:20] Ai     You have. [05:21] Erika     I have not! [05:22] Erika     But... [05:24] Erika     I've seen his genitals. [05:25] Ai     So have I, though it was before his     secondary sex characteristics developed. [05:30] Nagi     Please stop this! [05:33] Ai     Okay, final question. [05:36] Ai     Do you love Nagi-chan or do you hate him? [05:41] Erika     What kind of question is that?! [05:43] Ai     It's my question. [05:46] Erika     I feel neither way about him. [05:48] Ai     How about this, then? [05:53] Ai     If you nail the next throw, you love him. [05:58] Sachi     She's missed every throw until now.     Why would she hit it this time? [06:07] Ai     I don't even need to see how you did. [06:10] Ai     My number one enemy... [06:15] Ai     is Sachi-chan. [06:18] Nagi     Why?! [06:19] Sachi     Don't ask me! [06:22] Nagi     Hang on... [06:28] Ai     I've gotten a read on the situation. [06:30] Ai     I'll be returning home now. [06:36] Nagi     Hang on, Ai-chan! [06:38] Nagi     Amano-san, take care of Sachi for me! [06:42] Sachi     Take care of me how, exactly? [06:46] Erika     Why would you be her     number one enemy, though? [06:50] Sachi     Ai-chan's always been a little different. [06:56] Nagi     I'm possessed by fate? [06:59] Ai     Yup. [07:01] Nagi     Incorrect. I'm confronting fate. [07:05] Ai     It appears to me like     you're flailing desperately. [07:09] (Flashback) Erika     You're my fiancé, aren't you? [07:12] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm... engaged. [07:14] (Flashback) Sachi     You aren't getting married, Onii! [07:18] Nagi     You think so? [07:20] Ai     Let me tell you [07:22] Ai     about the swamp that is     the fate you're neck-deep in. [07:28] Nagi     What swamp? [07:32] Nagi     Oh, crap! [07:34] Nagi     I need to get out or I'm doomed! [07:36] Ai     So anxious. So afraid. [07:41] Erika     Buck up. [07:43] Hiro     You can do this. [07:44] Sachi     Don't leave me. [07:47] Ai     And so the four of you     have struggled desperately. [07:53] Ai     But you haven't realized... [07:57] Ai     that you can stand in this swamp. [08:01] Ai     And that you can leave whenever you wish. [08:07] Nagi     I would have done that     a long time ago if I could. [08:10] Ai     Let me put it this way, then. [08:13] Ai     Why not graduate from your arduous     fate and move on to the next stage? [08:19] Ai     You're seventeen. [08:21] Ai     I'm turning eighteen. [08:24] Ai     In other words,     we'll soon be old enough to marry. [08:29] Nagi     Sure, but... [08:30] Ai     That means you can find happiness     with me, right this moment! [08:37] Ai     In other words... [08:38] Ai     I absolutely love you! [08:47] Nagi     Thanks. [08:48] Ai     Well, I'm heading home. [08:50] Nagi     Ai-chan?! [08:51] Nagi     Wait! [08:55] Nagi     My leg... [08:57] Nagi     What's happening to me? [09:03] Nagi     A girl... [09:05] Nagi     confessed to me for the first time in my life. [09:14] Nagi     I never thought this would ever happen to me. [09:18] Nagi     My body's burning up. [09:20] Erika     Heat stroke, probably. [09:22] Erika     You need to eat something, Nagi-kun. [09:25] Erika     You're seriously going to collapse. [09:26] Sachi     You haven't had anything     to eat since yesterday. [09:30] Erika     Check this out! I boiled some somen! [09:34] Nagi     You didn't remove the binding first? [09:39] Erika     Man, you're so funny. [09:42] Erika     Becoming bedridden     because you got confessed to. [09:44] Sachi     Seriously. You wouldn't even see elementary     school kids react like that these days. [09:48] Nagi     Shut up. [09:51] Nagi     So hard. [09:52] Nagi     Besides, it was my first     time experiencing... that. [09:57] Erika     Even though you're a serial womanizer?! [09:58] Sachi     I'm starting to feel sorry for you. [10:00] Nagi     What's wrong with you two?! [10:03] Sachi     Confessions, huh? [10:04] Sachi     Once you get used to it, you learn     to run away when you see it coming. [10:08] Erika     You start putting serious thought into     how you should turn them down. [10:12] Sachi     I know, right? [10:16] Nagi     No! [10:17] Nagi     Ai-chan's confession was nothing like     the casual confessions you two deal with! [10:23] Nagi     She's been holding on to it for seven years!     It was straight from the heart! [10:27] Erika     He's beyond hope. [10:29] Sachi     It's definitely gotten to him. [10:31] Erika     Nagi-kun got confessed to, though. [10:34] Sachi     Ai-chan confessed to him. [10:37] Erika     I'm gonna boil some more somen. [10:40] Sachi     I'll make some soup base. [10:44] Nagi     I never would have thought a confession     would make someone feel this way. [10:50] (Flashback) Nagi     I'm attracted to you. [10:53] (Flashback) Nagi     Please go out with me. [10:57] Nagi     I wonder if Segawa-san felt this way. [11:01] (Flashback) Hiro     No more secrets, okay? [11:05] Hiro     Umino-kun, what do you mean,     a girl confessed to you? [11:11] Nagi     I kinda want to see Segawa-san like that! [11:14] Nagi     Nay, I need to put her at ease. [11:20] Hiro     There we go. [11:22] Hiro     Huh? Umino-kun? [11:24] Nagi     Heya. [11:25] Hiro     Is something wrong with you? [11:27] Nagi     Well, you see... [11:29] Hiro     Could you move? You're in the way. [11:31] Nagi     Sorry! [11:35] Hiro     Our shrine's hosting a     festival starting tomorrow. [11:40] Nagi     That sounds rough. [11:44] Hiro     I've been put in charge starting this year. [11:46] Hiro     I'm busy all day. [11:48] Nagi     Indeed. [11:51] Hiro     So, what did you want to talk about? [11:54] Nagi     I totally forgot! [11:58] Nagi     It's not a big deal. [12:01] Hiro     Oh, could you leave that     at the bottom of the tower? [12:06] Hiro     Oh, sorry. What was it? [12:09] Nagi     It's not not a big deal, maybe. [12:15] Nagi     So anyway, that was the first time     I was ever confessed to. [12:20] Nagi     It made me a bit giddy,     given that she's a childhood friend. [12:26] Nagi     Actually, it made my heart skip a beat. [12:33] Hiro     Yeah? [12:38] Nagi     How is that, Segawa-san? [12:40] Nagi     You must be flustered about now! [12:43] Nagi     Did I overdo it?! [12:45] Nagi     Oh, well, my heart did skip a beat,     but my feelings for you haven't changed. [12:54] Nagi     So anyway, I just wanted to put you at ease. [12:59] Hiro     It's so hot. [13:01] Hiro     But, wow, this knife cuts so well. [13:10] Hiro     I guess I'll just have to kill you. [13:15] Hiro     Nah. [13:17] Hiro     Oh, right. [13:18] Hiro     I was just about to contact you. SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine     Summer Heat Festival     Bon Dance (6 PM to 9 PM rain or shine)      Annual Event     Prominent artist to perform!!      Summer Music Festival      Exquisite Gourmet x Productivity Festival [13:26] Hiro     The festival is tomorrow. [13:27] Hiro     I hope you come with Erika-chan     and Sachi-chan and that girl. [13:45] Erika     Look, look! Is that the tower? [13:47] Sachi     It looks like a live concert stage. [13:50] Sachi     Bon dances these days go all-out. [13:52] Nagi     I couldn't bring myself to invite Ai-chan. [13:59] Ai     I see you're all together. [14:03] Sachi     Ai-chan? Why are you here? [14:05] Ai     I heard it's a famous festival,     so I decided to come. [14:09] Nagi     It is? [14:12] Ai     I haven't been to a festival     in Japan in a long time. SIGN    Chocolate Bananas SIGN    Corn On the Cob [14:14] Ai     I'm excited. [14:16] Ai     Especially... when I can     be here with Nagi-chan! [14:19] Nagi     Sorry, Ai-chan... [14:20] Nagi     Could you give me some space for a second? [14:29] Hiro     Umino-kun, you made it. [14:31] Nagi     Er, uh... [14:35] Nagi     This is my classmate, Segawa-san. [14:38] Nagi     This is my childhood friend, Ai-chan. [14:41] Nagi     I hope you two get along, yeah? [14:46] Hiro     Nice to meet you. [14:48] Ai     Nice to meet you, too. [14:50] Nagi/Erika/Sachi     They aren't smiling. [14:52] Nagi     If worse comes to worst,     I may have to risk my life to stop them. [14:56] Erika     Well, I guess the five of us     can walk around, then! [14:59] Sachi     Are you serious?! [15:00] Hiro     Sorry, I have to deliver the greeting speech. [15:03] Erika     You do?! [15:04] Hiro     By the way, Ai-san... [15:08] Hiro     You'll be in the cosplay event, I'm assuming. [15:12] Ai     I will, then. [15:14] Nagi     Cosplay? [15:15] Erika     You didn't know, Nagi-kun? [15:17] Sachi     Look at all this stuff. [15:19] Hiro     Yes... SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine     Cosplay Contest [15:21] Hiro     One of the attractions of this festival     is the open cosplay contest! [15:25] Hiro     The grand prize is a pair     of amusement park tickets! [15:29] Hiro     And Umino-kun is a judge! [15:34] Hiro     See you then! [15:37] Nagi     Me? A judge?! [15:39] Erika     There's no way I'm not     entering a cosplay contest! [15:42] Hiro     I'm gonna win. [15:44] Sachi     Amusement park! I wanna go! [15:46] Ai     I must impress Nagi-chan! [15:48] Nagi     This can only end in disaster. [15:53] Hiro     Have you prepared the thing     I messaged you about yesterday? [15:57] Hiro     You both understand, don't you? [16:01] Yonezawa     The time has come! [16:03] Yonezawa     One of the main events of the night,     the cosplay contest, is about to begin! [16:08] Yonezawa     Perhaps it's because we     have big guests lined up, [16:12] Yonezawa     but there's a huge media presence here! [16:14] Yonezawa     I'm your host, Yonezawa, from the     Megurogawa Academy Radio Club! [16:20] Takahashi     And I'm Takahashi! [16:24] Yonezawa     Judging the costumes     will be these three here... [16:27] Shion     Yay! [16:29] Yonezawa     ...and the cheers of you, the audience! [16:34] Shion     Nagi! [16:36] Shion     Long times! Hiro-chan invited me,     so like, here I am! [16:42] Nagi     Don't you think this is     a bit heavy on nepotism? [16:44] Hiro's Mom     Just cutting costs. [16:46] Nagi     Reason aside, why am I a judge, though? [16:51] Nagi     Is Segawa-san... [16:53] Nagi     in it to win?! [16:55] Hiro     I'm always number one! [16:58] Nagi     It's bad enough that it's by vote... [17:01] Erika     Why didn't you choose me?! [17:03] Sachi     Die. [17:04] Ai     I hate you! [17:06] Nagi     I have to choose just one! This is hell! [17:09] Takahashi     All right, Contestant Number One, go ahead! [17:15] Yonezawa     What's this? A bunny kigu?! [17:18] Yonezawa     The concept of cosplay is being     challenged from the get-go! [17:21] Yonezawa     The audience can't hide its disapproval! [17:24] Nagi     That has to be Amano-san! [17:26] Erika     How's that, Hiro-chan? [17:28] Erika     I wore the outfit, just like I promised! [17:31] Hiro     It'll be great if one of us can win! [17:34] Erika     Here we go with your competitiveness. [17:36] Hiro     The bunny outfit is the way to win! [17:39] Erika     Got it! [17:40] Erika     The ultimate cosplay! [17:42] Erika     Let's do it, then! [17:44] Erika     It's not a bunny kigu! [17:46] Erika     It's a bunny costume! [17:47] Erika     I'm gonna win! [17:52] Nagi     What made you think that? [17:54] Erika     What's wrong? [17:55] Erika     Where's the hype?! [17:58] Yonezawa     Okay, moving on... [18:01] Yonezawa     Contestant Number Two! [18:03] Nagi     What's up with Sachi? [18:03] Takahashi     Oh, oh, oh, oh, man... [18:05] Nagi     That's just her usual look. [18:07] Yonezawa     Oh, my! She's cosplaying as a middle schooler! [18:16] Hiro     The grand prize is a pair of tickets     to an amusement park. [18:19] Sachi     Want. [18:20] Hiro     You'll want a nurse outfit, then! [18:22] Sachi     Hrm... [18:24] Sachi     How am I supposed to     prepare that on the day before?! [18:28] Sachi     But I want to go to the amusement park! [18:31] Sachi     Play with me, Onii-chan. [18:36] Yonezawa     This isn't middle schooler cosplay! [18:38] Yonezawa     This is the younger sister! [18:42] Nagi     She's never shown me that kind of attitude. [18:46] Yonezawa     Let's move on. [18:49] Yonezawa     Contestant Number Three! [18:51] Yonezawa     How could this be?! [18:54] Nagi     Not bad, Segawa-san! [18:57] Yonezawa     An actual priestess in priestess cosplay! [19:02] Hiro     Sheesh... [19:03] Hiro     Erika-chan and Sachi-chan were both disasters. [19:08] Hiro     I'm gonna have to raise the roof myself! [19:16] Hiro     We hope to see you at     Meguro Myoujin Shrine for your prayers! [19:24] Nagi     Segawa-san dancing for real! [19:26] Yonezawa     This is beautiful! [19:28] Yonezawa     We have another real contender! [19:30] Shion     For real, no cap! [19:37] Nagi     Ai-chan's the last one left. [19:40] Nagi     How's she going to dress up? [19:42] Hiro     I'm gonna win! [19:43] Hiro     It's already settled! [19:45] Sachi     Amusement park... Amusement park... [19:48] Erika     It's so hot. [19:50] Yonezawa     And now... [19:52] Takahashi     Contestant Number Four! [19:57] Erika     Huh? [19:58] Sachi     That isn't cosplay, is it? [20:01] Yonezawa     What do we have here? [20:03] Yonezawa     Lolita? Jirai-kei? [20:06] Ai     There's something I must apologize for. [20:11] Nagi     What? [20:14] Ai     I apologize for interrupting your     viewing of the cosplay contest. [20:18] Ai     I'm hereby delivering     the next event in advance. [20:24] Hiro     Huh? Isn't the next event... [20:43] A     Wait, what? [20:44] B     Isn't this song... [20:45] C     I know this song! [20:47] Hiro     Mochizuki Ai's... "Arc Fault"? [20:55] Song     Ah shì zhèyàng I'm an android girl [20:58] Song     Like a curious bit try debug mode [20:59] Song     Why fleeting praise meaningless phrase     keeps coming up as packets lost [21:03] Song     Ah shì zhèyàng a Funny now [21:03] A     Crap! Video! Video! [21:04] B     Is it really her? [21:05] Song     But yún wài cāngtiān wonder how [21:06] C     What the hell?! [21:07] Song     Life playing out on premade routes     but spark joy does it [21:11] Song     Chasin' constant looking for the proof [21:14] Song     Iterate Simulate     Little little little mess [21:19] Erika     Isn't this song famous? [21:19] Song     Quèshí can you believe     My logic circuits [21:21] Sachi     Yeah. [21:21] Nagi     Isn't this the song Segawa-san     was singing at karaoke? [21:23] Song     Cannot compute gotta reboot     runaway thermals now or never [21:27] Song     There's a pointer reading memories of     something I'm in a kernel panic [21:30] Song     Your innocence causing     a feedback of ego and protection [21:34] Song     Lonely Night looking for contact dancin'     through quantum tunneling [21:37] Yonezawa     There's just been an announcement     on her official channel! [21:38] Song     Fully aware it might be fatal ah [21:42] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     is this what organics call love? [21:45] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     conscience directives out of control [21:47] Hiro     No way... [21:49] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     cannot shut down process Soul [21:53] Song     Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom [21:56] Song     Bzzt bzzt [21:58] Yonezawa     The mysterious singer-songwriter     Mochizuki Ai has finally shown herself! SIGN    Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!! [23:35] Sachi     "It's My Life, Too!!" 5 - It's My Life, Too! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Nagi     So anyway, that was the first time     I was ever confessed to. [00:08] (Flashback) Hiro     I guess I'll just have to kill you. [00:12] (Flashback) Hiro     One of the attractions of this festival     is the open cosplay contest! [00:17] (Flashback) Hiro     The grand prize is a pair     of amusement park tickets! [00:20] Sachi     How am I supposed to     prepare that on the day before?! [00:24] Sachi     But I want to go to the amusement park! [00:26] (Flashback) Hiro     I'm gonna win! [00:28] (Flashback) Hiro     It's already settled! [00:30] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     is this what organics call love? [00:33] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     conscience directives out of control [00:37] Song     Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah     cannot shut down process Soul [00:41] Song     Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom [00:44] Song     Bzzt bzzt SIGN    Headline News SIGN    Mochizuki Ai face reveal     Makes a splash debut at a shrine festival [02:27] Nagi     The public's been abuzz about Ai-chan     after the night of the festival. SIGN    Episode 5: It's My Life, Too! SIGN    Mochizuki Ai turns out to be an idol-class beauty      18-year-old makes her major debut [02:36] (Flashback) Ai     In other words... [02:37] (Flashback) Ai     I absolutely love you! [02:43] Nagi     I had no idea she was such a big deal! [02:47] Sachi     Onii! [02:49] Sachi     Let's go! [02:53] Nagi     R-Right. [02:55] Sachi     Are you looking at Ai-chan articles again? [02:58] Sachi     Are you that curious about her? [03:00] Nagi     How could I not be? [03:02] Nagi     Honestly, though,     I can't believe you voted for me. SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine     Cosplay Contest [03:07] (Flashback) Yonezawa     The winner of the Meguro Myoujin     Cosplay Contest is... [03:13] Nagi     The general vote went for Ai-chan. [03:15] Nagi     Segawa-san voted for her daughter. [03:19] Nagi     Shion voted for Amano-san. [03:21] (Flashback) Yonezawa     As for the final vote... [03:25] (Flashback) Nagi     Sachi. [03:26] (Flashback) Yonezawa     It's a four-way tie! [03:30] Nagi     I was worried it'd get messy     if none of us voted for you. [03:35] (Flashback) Erika     The amusement park tickets? [03:37] (Flashback) Erika     I'll pass. [03:39] (Flashback) Hiro     You're the youngest one here, Sachi-chan.     You can take them. [03:42] (Flashback) Ai     I'm here as a special guest. [03:45] Sachi     So in effect, I won. [03:49] (Flashback) Yonezawa     Oh, man! The middle school cosplay wins! [03:54] (Flashback) Sachi     Play with me, Onii-chan. [03:57] Nagi     That won? [04:04] Sachi     Well, where's the roller coaster? [04:06] Nagi     Where? What? [04:08] Sachi     I'm the one who brought you here. [04:11] Sachi     At least be my guide. [04:13] Nagi     Huh? [04:16] Sachi     That was so fun! [04:19] Sachi     My hair's a mess. [04:20] Nagi     What next? SIGN    Next-Gen Maze [04:22] Sachi     This one. [04:25] Sachi     What? [04:25] Nagi     Nothing. [04:27] Nagi     But like, I bet you're going to     get lost and end up stuck inside. [04:31] Sachi     You mean you're going to. [04:34] Sachi     I'm going first. [04:37] Sachi     What the heck? [04:39] Sachi     Holy! [04:44] Sachi     So many mes. [04:48] Sachi     Another dead end? [04:50] Sachi     No way... [04:52] Nagi     You seem to be having trouble. [04:58] Nagi     The exit is to the rear. [05:03] Nagi     Did you think I was right in front of you? [05:07] Nagi     Don't be so upset. [05:09] Nagi     Come on. Let's go. [05:12] Nagi     Ow! [05:15] Sachi     This is your second time here, isn't it? [05:20] Sachi     You came here with Hiro-san, didn't you? [05:27] Sachi     That was your second time     on the roller coaster. [05:29] Sachi     Your second time in this maze. [05:31] Sachi     It's all your second time! [05:33] Sachi     Why didn't you tell me? [05:37] Nagi     What difference would it make? [05:38] Nagi     You weren't going to take     anyone else, were you? [05:43] Sachi     Then... [05:45] Sachi     Was that your second kiss, too? [05:57] Nagi     That was... [06:00] Nagi     my first time, obviously. [06:03] Nagi     Not that it was anything more than an accident. [06:07] Nagi     You're one to talk, though. [06:09] Nagi     You must have kissed a ton of times. [06:13] Sachi     You were my first. [06:20] Sachi     Why are you so shocked? [06:23] Sachi     I mean, it was an accident, though. [06:27] A     Dang, summer break's over. [06:32] A     Did you go anywhere? [06:34] B     I spent all my time gaming. [06:36] C     No way! Seriously? [06:38] D     That has to be him. [06:44] Yonezawa     Mr. Umino! Explain yourself! [06:47] Takahashi     This is a massive scandal! [06:50] Nagi     What are you talking about? [06:52] Shion     TV! Turn on the TV! SIGN    Popular artist in love! SIGN    Madly in love!! SIGN    Mochizuki Ai-san SIGN    How did their relationship start? [06:54] TV     And shockingly, we've discovered     this trending artist is in love. [06:59] Nagi     What? [07:00] TV     The man in question is U-kun, who attends     the famous M Academy in Tokyo. SIGN    U-kun of M Academy [07:08] TV     Just who is this U-kun? [07:10] Yonezawa     It's Mr. Umino! [07:11] A     That's Umino! [07:12] B     It's Umino-kun! [07:14] Nagi     Not me. [07:16] Nagi     How could this have happened?! [07:26] Nagi     Yikes. SIGN    Umino-kun,     I'll be waiting in the career counseling office!     Segawa Hiro [07:31] Nagi     Segawa-san? [07:32] Hiro     Umino-kun, [07:34] Hiro     I'll be waiting in the     career counseling office! [07:36] Hiro     Segawa Hiro. [07:39] Nagi     Calling me out at this moment     can only mean one thing. [07:46] Hiro     They're talking about your     relationship on TV. That's amazing. [07:50] Hiro     I didn't realize you were going out with Ai-san. SIGN    Kill [07:55] Hiro     I'll kill you. [07:58] Nagi     I need to at least make sure     Segawa-san knows I'm innocent! SIGN    Career Counseling Office [08:04] Nagi     Pardon me. [08:07] Nagi     Segawa-san. [08:09] Hiro     I've been waiting for you, famous U-kun. [08:13] Nagi     Erm... About that whole commotion... [08:16] Hiro     It's become a huge deal, huh? [08:19] Nagi     Huh? You aren't angry? SIGN    Reunited after 7 years?? SIGN    Their First Love SIGN    Moved overseas     Was his first love SIGN    Top student living next door SIGN    Mochizuki Ai     In Love! [08:23] Hiro     You became an instant celebrity. [08:25] Hiro     They sure had no trouble identifying you. [08:27] Nagi     For real! They treat me like I'm a criminal! [08:31] Hiro     So I thought maybe we should study here. [08:34] Hiro     No one's going to bug us here. [08:36] Nagi     Sure. [08:41] Hiro     You know... I love Ai-san's "Arc Fault." [08:46] Hiro     I related to it so much     the first time I heard it. [08:50] Hiro     I thought maybe she was thinking about me. [08:55] Hiro     The more times I listened to it, [08:57] Hiro     the more it not only felt relatable,     but the more I admired her, maybe. [09:01] Hiro     I was amazed that someone     like her could be my own age. [09:06] Hiro     I'd become a total Mochizuki Ai fan. [09:09] Nagi     I never knew. [09:12] Hiro     I thought it'd be great if she     could appear at the festival, SIGN    Guest Appearance Request     Meguro Myoujin Summer Festival Team     Dear Meguro Myoujin,      Thank you for your email.      Regarding the offer to perform in     the Meguro Myoujin Festival, yes, I will be available.      I'd like to ask that I am listed as a "secret guest,"     that my name not be disclosed until the festival,     and that I be allowed to take charge of the event. [09:15] Hiro     so I made an offer,     fully expecting her to say no. [09:19] Hiro     I was so excited. [09:21] Hiro     Ai-san was originally a vtuber, too. SIGN    Mochizuki Ai Channel [09:24] Hiro     I thought she'd just be singing     voice-only or with an avatar. [09:29] Hiro     I never thought she'd reveal herself. [09:32] Nagi     I had no idea Ai-chan was so famous, either. [09:39] Hiro     I'm a clown in all of this. [09:43] Hiro     I'm just a background character     here to hype you two up. [09:49] Hiro     I'm so lame. [09:51] Hiro     You two must have been laughing at me. [09:53] Nagi     That's not true! [09:59] Hiro     I'm actually really pissed. [10:04] Nagi     Segawa-san, please, calm down! [10:23] Nagi     Uh... [10:28] Hiro     May I ask you never to talk to me again? [10:39] Nagi     Segawa-san... [10:58] Nagi     They're still here! [10:59] Erika     Nagi-kun! [11:01] Erika     Shh. [11:03] Nagi     Amano-san? [11:05] Erika     Over here. [11:08] Nagi     Why are we leaving this way? [11:10] Erika     Because they'll find you     if you leave from the front. [11:12] Nagi     What is going on? [11:14] Erika     Speaking of which... [11:16] Erika     don't you have something to say to me? [11:20] Nagi     The thing with Ai-chan is a misunderstanding. [11:24] Erika     Anything else? [11:26] Nagi     What else? [11:29] Nagi     Um... [11:35] Nagi     Well... SIGN    Suzuriya Park [11:37] Erika     So Hiro-chan kissed you, then? [11:40] Nagi     Yeah. [11:43] Nagi     And yet she told me not to talk to her anymore. [11:47] Nagi     Amano-san? [11:55] Nagi     You saw, didn't you? [11:58] (Flashback) Hiro     May I ask you never to talk to me again? [12:06] Erika     I saw nothing. [12:08] Hiro     You saw everything! [12:10] Erika     How could I even ask? [12:13] Erika     Also, how is that even okay? [12:15] Erika     The two top students of our grade,     kissing in an empty classroom... [12:21] Erika     That's what you call lewd. [12:24] Nagi     Lewd?! [12:25] Erika     You're nasty! [12:27] Nagi     But... [12:30] Nagi     She told me not to talk to her anymore. [12:35] Nagi     I don't know what to do anymore. [12:45] Erika     Ew. [12:48] Nagi     Fine, you're right. [12:50] Nagi     Of course you wouldn't understand. [12:53] Erika     What? [12:54] Nagi     This is bullshit. [12:57] Nagi     The whole story about my "romance" on TV! [12:59] Nagi     One moment she kisses me, the next she     pushes me away and tells me not to talk to her! [13:05] Nagi     My life is a total mess! [13:16] Nagi     Ow. [13:18] Erika     You seriously suck! [13:21] Erika     No one ever gave you permission! [13:24] Erika     Your life is my life, too, you know! [13:28] Nagi     Pan... [13:29] Nagi     ...ties! [13:30] Erika     We're engaged, remember?! [13:42] Erika     Dad's gonna have something     to say about this, too, you know. [13:46] Nagi     I know that. [13:50] Erika     The three of us, with Sachi-chan, are holding     a family meeting when we get home. [13:56] Nagi     Right. [13:58] Erika     I mean, sure, you've been through a lot, [14:01] Erika     but you're good now that you've     had a chance to vent, right? [14:04] Nagi     Uh-huh... [14:06] Erika     Man, I'm starving. [14:09] Erika     Though, honestly, Amano-san is     so dependable in these situations. SIGN    Mochizuki Ai     I finished up a new song.     Could you come over?     I want you to be the first one     to hear it, Nagi-chan. [14:15] Ai     I finished up a new song. Could you come over? [14:19] Ai     I want you to be the first one     to hear it, Nagi-chan. [14:22] Erika     Ai-chan's inviting you over? [14:28] Erika     You should go. [14:31] Erika     I bet she knows something, right? [14:34] Erika     About how that story about your     "relationship" got in the news. [14:39] Nagi     True! [14:44] Nagi     Okay, I'll see you later, then. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [14:54] Yohei     We're making a killing,     thanks to all the commotion! SIGN    Five-on-the-Dot! SIGN    Live SIGN    The owner's comment? [14:58] Reporter     And this is your signature dish,     Ai-san's favorite, katsudon. [15:02] Namie     Ai-chan loved having it     with plenty of shichimi spice. [15:06] Reporter     We hear you're already swamped with orders. [15:09] Yohei     Stop by Umino-tei for a bite. [15:11] Namie     We'll be waiting! [15:14] Nagi     I'm through. [15:16] Nagi     Ai-chan and I made this secret entrance in     elementary school when we were exploring. [15:22] Nagi     Ai-chan's place... It hasn't changed at all. [15:26] Ai's Grandma     My, my, Nagi-chan. [15:29] Nagi     Ai-chan's grandma. [15:31] Nagi     It's been so long. [15:32] Ai's Grandma     Come in. [15:34] Ai's Grandma     Ai's upstairs. [15:36] Ai's Grandma     There's so much going on outside. [15:38] Ai's Grandma     I can't even go shopping. [15:42] Nagi     Hey, Ai-chan! I'm here! [15:48] Nagi     I'm coming in. [15:58] Ai     Nagi-chan! [15:59] Nagi     Ai-chan, what is... [16:01] Ai     Please don't look! [16:03] Nagi     You aren't hiding anything!     And what's with the T-shirt?! [16:06] Ai     I wanted to put up a photo of you,     but I only had a photo of U-kun. [16:12] Ai     May I take a new one? [16:14] Nagi     No picture! [16:16] Ai     I'm so glad you came, though. [16:20] Nagi     This must be rough for you. [16:21] Ai     I don't mind. [16:24] Nagi     I'm gonna find who did it. [16:26] Ai     I know who did it. [16:28] Nagi     Who?! [16:29] Ai     Me. [16:36] Nagi     Why would you do this?! [16:38] Ai     Do you remember, Nagi-chan? [16:42] Ai     When we were in elementary school... [16:44] (Flashback) Boy     I've never seen her talk to anyone. [16:49] (Flashback) Girl     That's why she doesn't have any friends. [16:54] Ai     I've always been bad at speaking my mind, [16:58] Ai     so I never had any friends in class. [17:01] Ai     It wasn't that I couldn't talk. [17:03] Ai     I just didn't want to. [17:05] Ai     I wouldn't talk to anyone at school, either. [17:08] Ai     Maybe that was my way of hitting back. [17:11] Ai     My favorite thing to do was to sing my     favorite song on the way home from school. [17:28] (Flashback) Nagi     You're good at singing. [17:33] Ai     That's how I met you. [17:37] Ai     I couldn't make any any friends     after I moved to China, either. [17:40] Ai     So I kept singing. SIGN    So good!!      Your new song is so touching      Pure talent      It's like she's singing it for someone [17:44] Ai     When I shared videos of me     singing my own original songs, SIGN    The lyrics are so relatable      Are you actually 16?      1:12 my favorite part      I can't wait to see you live! SIGN    The algorithm sent me here and I listened to the end!     I wanna hear more!!           Your voice is great! I listen to it every day!      Best.      I have it on repeat! SIGN    Blown away... Tears      I have goosebumps! God-tier!!      Bittersweet pure love song      So good! I'm healed [17:48] Ai     lots of people started listening to them. SIGN    Perfection!      I've been feeling down lately, but this song cheered me up.      I love how honest it is      Nothing but empathy! I can listen forever!      Romantic! [17:52] Ai     And then I realized... [17:55] Ai     All the songs I wrote were about you. [18:00] Nagi     I might have said that... [18:02] Nagi     Or I might not have. [18:04] Ai     You definitely did. [18:05] Ai     That's why I wanted you to be     the first one to hear this one. [18:09] Ai     I can't live without you anymore. [18:13] Ai     I won't be able to write music anymore. [18:16] Ai     Besides, the whole world is celebrating us now. [18:25] Ai     Are you prepared to turn     the whole world against you? [18:37] Nagi     Me versus the world?! SIGN    U-kun SIGN    World [18:39] Nagi     What kind of war is that?! [18:43] Nagi     What?! [18:44] Ai     I just came up with an even better song. [18:47] Ai     May I ask you to leave? [18:49] Nagi     That's how you come up with songs?! [18:55] Nagi     I'm back. [18:58] Ritsuko     It's been a while. [18:59] Ritsuko     I'm Erika's mother. [19:05] Nagi     This lady... [19:07] Nagi     It's been a while. [19:09] Ritsuko     I believe we haven't met     since our first dinner together. [19:13] Nagi     My real mom. [19:16] Nagi     At least, I'd like to think of her that way,     but I can't accept it so easily. [19:20] Nagi     Right. [19:22] Nagi     Given that she hasn't contacted me since then, [19:26] Nagi     she probably doesn't think of     me as her true son, either. [19:32] Ritsuko     I heard about the latest controversy. [19:38] Nagi     Right. [19:39] Nagi     I apologize for the trouble that has caused. [19:43] Ritsuko     What is this? Do you think     you're a celebrity or something? [19:47] Ritsuko     It's so hilarious! [19:49] Ritsuko     It's like an apology video! [19:53] Erika     Are you okay? [19:55] Ritsuko     So the girl leaked all kinds     of half-truths about you. [20:01] Nagi     Exactly! [20:02] Ritsuko     You have to be careful     around those kinds of people. [20:06] Nagi     I'm sorry. [20:08] Ritsuko     I just can't with this whole situation. [20:11] Ritsuko     Don't you have beer here? [20:13] Sachi     Definitely not. [20:15] Ritsuko     Of course. [20:17] Nagi     What's up with your mom, Amano-san? [20:17] Sachi     I served ginger ale instead. [20:21] Erika     She's a producer at a TV station. [20:24] Nagi     That explains things. [20:25] Ritsuko     So, have the two of you already had sex? [20:31] Erika     Wh-What are you talking about, Mom?! [20:33] Erika     Obviously not! [20:35] Ritsuko     How could you be so pathetic?     Two young things like you? [20:41] Nagi     Like mother, like daughter, clearly. [20:44] Erika     Welp... [20:45] Ritsuko     Well, now what? [20:47] Ritsuko     Think about what would happen     if they dig up the fact that [20:50] Ritsuko     you two are engaged and living together. [20:52] Ritsuko     This is such a scandal! [20:54] Ritsuko     People would be on it like vultures! SIGN    Shocking betrayal     Two-timer SIGN    Childhood Love     Mochizuki Ai SIGN    Meguro Sports Horror!! SIGN    U-kun SIGN    Fiancée     A-san [20:56] Nagi     What am I supposed to do? [20:58] Erika     What about me?! [21:00] Ritsuko     Okay, here's what we'll do. [21:11] Yohei     Never since Umino-tei was established... [21:14] Yohei/Namie     ...have we ever had so many sales! [21:19] Sachi     I'm home. [21:20] Namie     Oh, Sachi. [21:22] Namie     What's wrong? [21:23] Sachi     I'm staying at home for a while. [21:27] Namie     Let me guess. You had a fight? [21:30] Sachi     No. [21:31] Sachi     The other two vanished. [21:36] Erika     I'm telling you, you can just     study at that desk over there! [21:40] Nagi     Why don't you go use your phone     on that sofa over there?! [21:50] Erika     Wait, I don't have my phone! [21:52] Nagi     I don't have my study materials! [21:56] Nagi; Erika     What does she want us to do     here for a whole two weeks?! SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!! [23:35] Erika     "There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!" 6 - There's No Way I Can Be Normal!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] (Flashback) Erika     I'm telling you, you can just     study at that desk over there! [00:14] (Flashback) Nagi     Why don't you go use your phone     on that sofa over there?! [00:22] (Flashback) Erika     Wait, I don't have my phone! [00:24] (Flashback) Nagi     I don't have my study materials! [00:29] (Flashback) Erika; Nagi     What does she want us to do     here for a whole two weeks?! SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!! SIGN    I'll forward the message I got     from Mrs. Amano. SIGN    To the Umino family,      The two kids are currently in the care of an     Amano-affiliated hotel. Rest assured that they     are safe for the next two weeks.      Amano Ritsuko [02:10] Ritsuko     The two kids are currently in the care     of an Amano-affiliated hotel. [02:16] Sachi     There's no way nothing's going to happen. [02:28] Nagi     It's no use. We're completely locked inside. [02:31] Nagi     We're stuck in this hotel room     together for the next two weeks?! [02:35] Nagi     Then again, we've been living in     separate rooms in a single home. [02:39] Nagi     It shouldn't really change     anything. It'll be fine, right? [02:43] Erika     She isn't leaving us a choice. [02:46] Erika     We'll just have to endure     for the next two weeks. [02:49] Erika     What? [02:51] Nagi     I'm just a bit surprised. [02:53] Nagi     I thought you would have     tried to find a way out. [02:56] Erika     There isn't one. [02:59] Erika     This is what she does every     time I cause a problem. [03:02] Nagi     This isn't the first time? [03:12] Erika     Let's eat. [03:23] Nagi     It's so juicy! [03:30] Nagi     Your mom's pretty amazing. [03:33] Nagi     I'd never met her properly before. [03:35] Erika     She's always been like that. [03:39] Erika     She looks and acts docile,     but she's totally nuts. [03:44] Erika     Just like you. [03:46] Nagi     Is that how you see me?! [03:48] Nagi     You're right that she's eccentric,     but I think what she says makes sense. [03:54] Nagi     She seemed to be enjoying our reaction, [03:58] Nagi     but I think she's really trying to protect us. [04:01] Erika     Mom's just having fun with us. [04:07] Erika     Thanks for dinner. [04:08] Nagi     You're done already? [04:09] Erika     I have stuff to do. [04:13] Nagi     Stuff to do? [04:18] Nagi     Amano-san?! [04:20] Erika     I can't anymore! [04:23] Nagi     What are you doing? [04:25] Erika     Just help me down! [04:26] Erika     The chair I was standing on fell over! [04:30] Erika     I'm falling! I'm falling! [04:35] Erika     I'm jumping on the count of three! Catch me! [04:38] Erika     One, two... [04:39] Nagi     Wait! [04:46] Nagi     Ow! [04:49] Erika     Come on! [04:50] Erika     How can you be thinking like that now? [04:52] Nagi     That's my line! [04:56] Erika     I was just trying to grab the yoga mat I found! [05:06] Erika     My leg... [05:08] Erika     It's weird... [05:10] Nagi     What now? [05:11] Erika     Ow! [05:12] Erika     What's happening?! Ow, ow, ow! [05:15] Nagi     Is your leg cramping? [05:17] Nagi     Raise it up. [05:18] Erika     I can't! I can't! [05:19] Nagi     Just do it! [05:20] Erika     It's gonna tear off! [05:27] Nagi     Is that better? [05:29] Erika     Hey, I think it is better! [05:35] Erika     Enough of that! [05:37] Nagi     Again, that's my line! [05:45] Nagi     Am I really going to survive     a whole two weeks like this? [05:53] Nagi     Amano-san. [05:55] Nagi     You've been in there for nearly     two hours. You okay? [06:00] Nagi     Something's wrong. [06:03] Nagi     Amano-sa— [06:09] Erika     I was in for too long. [06:18] Nagi     Don't scare me like that. [06:20] Erika     Shut up. [06:21] Nagi     Just stay put and act normal. [06:25] Erika     There's no way I can be normal. [06:29] Erika     This is my first time... [06:32] Erika     being in a hotel room alone with a guy. [06:46] Ritsuko     I work in the TV business. [06:48] Ritsuko     I'm not letting you leave until     I'm thoroughly entertained. [06:53] Nagi     Your comments got my heart pounding. [06:57] Erika     Not my fault. [07:06] Erika     Let's do this. [07:08] Erika     We make sure we don't get     each other's hearts going. [07:10] Nagi     What? [07:11] Erika     We have to try not to think     about each other that way. [07:18] Erika     Well, what do you think? [07:19] Nagi     Honestly? [07:22] Nagi     What color do you like? [07:25] Nagi     How does that get your heart going? [07:27] Erika     Of course it does! [07:28] Erika     It's like you're trying to get in my head. [07:30] Nagi     I'm asking you banal questions     so you don't feel the tension. [07:34] Erika     Oh, that's what that was. [07:37] Erika     My favorite color... [07:39] Erika     Wait, why am I the one answering? [07:42] Erika     That gets my heart going! [07:44] Nagi     Everything gets your heart going! [07:46] Erika     Don't just stand up all of a sudden! [07:47] Nagi     I can't even stand?! [07:49] Erika     Just no! Standing up is the worst! [07:51] Ritsuko     You two make no sense. [07:51] Nagi     You can't be serious! [07:53] Erika     And stop that, too! [07:54] Ritsuko     Well, shall we get started? [07:54] Nagi     What do I do, then?! SIGN    Vent SIGN    Lights SIGN    Riddle Channel [07:59] Sobassyi     Hey, happy kids! [08:00] Sobassyi     It's riddle time! [08:04] Nagi     Why did the TV turn on?! [08:11] Nagi     Er... [08:12] Erika     My heart's only racing because     I was surprised, okay? [08:15] Nagi     Exactly. [08:17] Sobassyi     Time for Sobassyi's riddles! [08:20] Erika     This is so juvenile,     it stopped my heart racing. [08:24] Nagi     True. [08:25] Sobassyi     What gets harder the more H it is? [08:30] Sobassyi     Let's see if you know the answer! [08:32] Erika     Wait... Seriously?! [08:34] Erika     Pant, pant, pant... [08:37] Nagi     Relax, Amano-san. [08:42] Nagi     What are you even imagining? [08:46] Erika     Nagi-kun... [08:47] Erika     You're getting more H, aren't you? [08:49] Nagi     I am not. [08:51] Erika     You totally are! [08:55] Sobassyi     The answer is pencils! [08:57] Nagi     Pencils! [08:58] Ritsuko     Oh, God, this is too funny! [09:00] Ritsuko     Let's keep going! SIGN    Music SIGN    AC SIGN    Open/Close [09:05] Erika     Man... It's getting hot in here. [09:09] Nagi     I know. [09:11] Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun! [09:13] Erika     Why are you in just a T-shirt?! [09:15] Nagi     Why are you complaining? [09:16] Erika     Okay, but... SIGN    Heating [09:18] Nagi     Hey, the AC's set to heating. [09:21] Nagi     Seriously. [09:25] Erika     Jeez, stop sweating!     You're getting my heart racing! [09:28] Nagi     It's a natural bodily function! [09:29] Nagi     You're totally drenched, too! [09:31] Erika     I most certainly am not! [09:33] Nagi     You're soaked in sweat! [09:33] Erika     Nope, I'm feeling completely cool! [09:36] Ritsuko     I can't breathe! [09:39] Nagi     Okay, I'm taking a bath. [09:41] Nagi     You can use the bed. [09:42] Erika     You're gonna leave me hanging?! [09:48] Nagi     What, you want me not to take     a bath for two weeks, then?! [09:51] Erika     I never said that! [09:52] Erika     I just want to get some sleep! [09:54] Nagi     So do I! [09:55] Erika     Okay, I know. [09:56] Erika     Nagi-kun, stay there and don't move. [10:00] Nagi     Why don't you just make     an effort not to look at me? [10:08] Ritsuko     Well? Now what? [10:12] Erika     Night. [10:21] Ritsuko     These kids! Are they mental?! [10:28] Ritsuko     Now... [10:30] Ritsuko     This is where things get real. SIGN    Dry SIGN    Auto [10:37] Nagi     It's finally quiet. [10:49] Erika     I'm getting thirsty. [10:51] Erika     Where's the water? [10:56] Nagi     Wh-What... [10:58] Nagi     This could be the biggest heart-pounder yet! [11:28] Erika     It's kinda lukewarm. [11:31] Nagi     Is she half-asleep?! [11:34] Erika     Whatever, better than nothing. [11:39] Erika     This lid's such a weird shape. [11:41] Erika     It won't open! [11:44] Erika     Ugh! [12:11] Erika     Why is it so salty? [12:18] Erika     Oh, hey, there's my bottle! [12:28] Erika     I made a mistake. [12:35] Erika     I'm used to it now. It's fine. [12:38] Erika     Plus, I know you're safe     as long as you're tied up. [12:42] Erika     But you'd better not be a restless sleeper. [12:45] Nagi     And you aren't? [12:47] Erika     I'm turning the lights off. [12:57] Nagi     Amano-san... [12:59] Erika     What? [13:00] Nagi     I feel like something's     not right about this situation. [13:07] Nagi     Why put us in the same room if she     wants to keep us away from everyone? [13:12] Erika     Isn't it obvious? [13:16] Erika     Mom turns everything into entertainment. [13:19] Erika     She's just amusing herself     with this situation. [13:23] Ritsuko     That's my girl! [13:24] Ritsuko     She totally gets it. [13:28] Nagi     That isn't all. [13:31] Nagi     She's testing us. [13:35] Nagi     To make us a better match. [13:39] Erika     I'm not falling for that. [13:41] Nagi     Yeah. [13:44] Ritsuko     You finally figured it out. [13:46] Ritsuko     But you still have two weeks. [13:49] Ritsuko     There's no way you'll make it. [13:52] Ritsuko     It's only a matter of time     until Erika comes crying to me. SIGN    Done!     New song [14:00] Ai     That's odd... [14:02] Ai     He isn't reading my messages. SIGN    Na SIGN    Gi SIGN    Cha SIGN    N SIGN    Na SIGN    Gi SIGN    Cha SIGN    N SIGN    Hey~ SIGN    Are you asleep? SIGN    Gi SIGN    Cha SIGN    N SIGN    Hey~ SIGN    Are you asleep? SIGN    Cha SIGN    N SIGN    Hey~ SIGN    Wake up [14:15] Erika     Morning. [14:18] Nagi     Huh? [14:21] Erika     I'm already done with breakfast. [14:24] Erika     Have them take it away after you're done. [14:30] Nagi     Bread... [14:33] Nagi     I prefer rice for breakfast. [14:38] Erika     You're always like this. [14:40] Erika     You say you'll eat anything,     but when I say, "Pizza," you're like... [14:44] Nagi     Pizza? I dunno... [14:45] Erika     Every time. [14:48] Nagi     Meanwhile, you say... [14:49] Erika     Don't want katsudon. [14:51] Nagi     And then you're like... [14:52] Erika     More! [14:54] Erika     I know you're holding a     full-on recital in the bath. [14:59] Nagi     I know you do a weird wiggly     dance in the living room. [15:10] Erika     This is so petty. [15:12] Nagi     I guess. [15:17] Erika     I'm starting to feel like we'll make it. [15:21] Nagi     I hope so. [15:26] Erika     Mom probably thinks I'm about to start banging     on the door and begging her to let me out. [15:33] Erika     If she thinks she's going to get     her way, she's totally wrong. [15:38] Erika     Whether I fall in love with you or not, [15:43] Erika     either way, I'm deciding for myself! [15:47] Ritsuko     So that's what happened. [15:49] Erika     Mom, look at this! [15:51] Ritsuko     Erika's changed since she met Nagi-kun. [15:52] Erika     Mom, buy me this! [15:54] Erika     Mom! [15:57] Erika     Mom! [15:58] Erika     Mom! [16:03] Ritsuko     I'm not letting you take Erika! [16:08] Ritsuko     Change of plans! SIGN    Practice proofs      Given a right triangle ABC, let Q be the intersection     between two line segments AO and BP drawn to edges     BC and AC respectively.      Prove that when angle BQO = 60 degrees, BO=CP. [16:15] Hiro     Good. You passed. [16:17] Sachi     Yay! [16:19] Hiro     You're working so hard. [16:22] Hiro     You finished all your homework, too. [16:24] Sachi     My teacher at school said I'm doing good, too. [16:26] Sachi     That my grades went up over the summer. [16:30] Sachi     Thanks to you, Hiro-san. [16:33] Hiro     Yeah. [16:36] Hiro     Umino-kun and Erika-chan     skipped school today. [16:42] Sachi     Ah... About that... [16:46] Hiro     Wow, so that's what happened. [16:49] Hiro     No wonder they aren't at school. [16:52] Sachi     I think it's her mom's doing. [16:55] Sachi     Though... [16:58] Hiro     It's none of my business, I guess. [17:04] Ritsuko     Good day, both of you. [17:07] Erika     Mom?! [17:08] Ritsuko     How are you enjoying your imprisonment? [17:13] Erika     I could keep it up for a century. [17:15] Ritsuko     I'm glad to hear it. [17:17] Ritsuko     But you know, you're a boy, Nagi-kun. [17:20] Ritsuko     You must be approaching your limit. [17:23] Nagi     Limit for what? [17:25] Ritsuko     I mean, Erika's got such a cute face,     and her body's developed beyond her age. [17:31] Ritsuko     You couldn't be blamed for being rock-hard. [17:34] Erika     Rock-hard?! [17:36] Nagi     Relax. She's testing us. [17:39] Erika     Right. I forgot. [17:41] Nagi     We're fine. [17:43] Nagi     We were living together before, too. [17:45] Erika     Anyway, Mom, what do you want? [17:49] Ritsuko     I thought the two of you might be bored, so... SIGN    Momma Quiz!! [17:52] Ritsuko     Ta-da! [17:53] Ritsuko     I'm gonna host a quiz for you! [17:56] Erika     What? What? [17:57] Nagi     Is it that exciting for you? [17:59] Ritsuko     The winner will get anything     they currently want! [18:02] Nagi     I'm down! [18:04] Ritsuko     Okay, question one. [18:06] Ritsuko     What's this? [18:09] Erika     That's our reception room. [18:13] Erika     Yo, yo, yo! [18:15] Erika     Erika in da house! [18:18] Erika     Listen up, y'all, Erika the Rapper's da bomb! [18:22] Erika     Super dorbs world domination,     no baddy is gonna get [18:27] Erika     in the way of Erika's quest for world peace! [18:30] Erika     Rich or poor, you're all in! Yo! [18:34] Erika     End me. [18:36] Ritsuko     Who's that? [18:38] Nagi     I never knew you were da bomb rapper. [18:41] Erika     Stop! [18:43] Ritsuko     Nagi-kun's correct! [18:45] Nagi     Nice! [18:46] Nagi     But why that footage? [18:49] Ritsuko     Okay, next question. [18:51] Ritsuko     What do all of these people have in common? [18:57] Erika     These are all the tutors I fired. [19:01] Ritsuko     Erika's right! [19:02] Nagi     What the hell?! [19:04] Erika     They couldn't keep up with me, that's all. [19:07] Ritsuko     Final question! [19:10] Ritsuko     What is this a picture of? [19:12] Erika     No more! [19:15] Nagi     Wait, Amano-san... [19:17] Nagi     You totaled a car?! [19:19] Ritsuko     Correct, Nagi-kun! [19:22] Ritsuko     Back when she was ten, [19:24] Ritsuko     Erika snuck out with the keys when we weren't     looking, started the engine, and took off. [19:30] Erika     I was just trying to run away from home. [19:32] Nagi     When you were ten?! [19:37] Nagi     So that's what this is about. [19:40] Ritsuko     She keeps doing things like this. [19:42] Nagi     I see. [19:45] Nagi     For you to remember stuff like this,     you must really love Erika-san. [19:51] Nagi     I don't know about her past. [19:54] Nagi     But... [19:55] Nagi     Right now, at least,     Amano-san is so joyful and bright [20:00] Nagi     that I can hardly look straight at her. [20:04] Nagi     So I'll look at who she is now,     not who she was before, [20:08] Nagi     and decide whether I want     to marry her for myself. [20:19] Ritsuko     You still piss me off. [20:22] Nagi     Do you think she got it? [20:25] Nagi     She isn't reacting. [20:30] Erika     Hey, what was that about?! [20:31] Erika     I'm the one choosing! [20:33] Nagi     What? I have a right to choose, too! SIGN    Meguro Myoujin [20:41] Hiro     Is something wrong? [20:42] Sachi     Hiro-san, take a look at this. SIGN    I'll continue investigating SIGN    Please and thank you SIGN    I've determined the hotel they're at SIGN    Sachi-chan, will you come along? [20:45] Ai     I've determined the hotel they're at. [20:49] Ai     Sachi-chan, will you come along? [20:55] MIB     Do you not need to observe them anymore? [20:57] Ritsuko     I'm bored of them. [20:59] Ritsuko     I still have work at the station. [21:01] MIB     Uh-huh... [21:03] Ritsuko     I can't believe I see my husband in him. [21:07] Ritsuko     He really is our son, isn't he? SIGN    Reward for the winner of the quiz [21:11] Nagi     "Reward for the winner of the quiz." SIGN    What do you most need right now? [21:14] Nagi     "What do you most need right now?" [21:17] Nagi     What do I need most right now... [21:21] Erika     A tablet, obviously. [21:24] Erika     You can subscribe to watch all     the movies and TV shows you want! [21:27] Erika     And you can get apps and games and stuff. [21:28] Erika     We can waste all the time in the world! [21:32] Nagi     Okay, it's settled. [21:36] Nagi     The entire eleventh grade curriculum! [21:39] Nagi     I'm getting fired up! [21:41] Erika     I've never seen anyone     get turned on by textbooks. [21:41] Nagi     Pant, pant, pant... [21:51] Nagi     Who's there?! [21:55] Nagi     Wait, Amano-san! [22:00] Ai     Ai. [22:01] Nagi     Ai-chan?! Why?! SIGN    Episode 7: It's Ours to Build! [23:35] Ai     "It's Ours to Build!" 7 - It's Ours to Build! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] (Flashback) Nagi     Amano-san?! [00:04] (Flashback) Erika     I can't anymore! [00:08] (Flashback) Erika     I was in for too long. [00:10] (Flashback) Erika     This is my first time... [00:13] (Flashback) Erika     being in a hotel room alone with a guy. [00:17] (Flashback) Erika     Man... it's getting hot in here. [00:20] (Flashback) Erika     Wait, Nagi-kun! [00:22] (Flashback) Erika     Why are you in just a T-shirt? SIGN    Reward for the winner of the quiz [02:00] Nagi     "Reward for the winner of the quiz." [02:05] Nagi     The entire eleventh grade curriculum! SIGN    Episode 7: It's Ours to Build! [02:07] Erika     I've never seen anyone     get turned on by textbooks. [02:07] Nagi     Pant, pant, pant... [02:18] Nagi     Who's there?! [02:21] Nagi     Wait, Amano-san! [02:25] Ai     Ai. [02:26] Nagi     Ai-chan?! Why?! [02:28] Ai     She fainted. [02:31] Ai     Perhaps that was a bit much. [02:34] Ai     Here we go... [02:39] Ai     This is a perfect opportunity. [02:40] Ai     Let's get out of here together. [02:44] Ai     I've secured an escape route. [02:47] Ai     Let's go somewhere that isn't so confined,     where we'll be more comfortable. [02:58] Ai     Nagi-chan? [03:01] Nagi     I can't do that. [03:07] Nagi     I decided I'm staying here. [03:09] Ai     But aren't you bothered by this? [03:11] Ai     You were suddenly abducted     without any of your things. [03:14] Ai     You're practically imprisoned! [03:16] Nagi     I know. [03:18] Nagi     That's why I don't want to run away. [03:20] Ai     You don't want to run away? [03:24] Nagi     Running away won't solve anything. [03:26] Nagi     That's what Amano-san taught me. [03:30] Nagi     So... sorry. [03:32] Nagi     I hate to turn you away,     but I'm going to stay here. [03:38] Ai     Is that so? [03:40] Ai     You have a lovely relationship. [03:45] Ai     Your values rubbed off on each other,     and you grew as people. [03:49] Ai     Things are going in a good direction. [03:52] Ai     I think that's a great relationship. [03:56] Nagi     I'm not sure. [03:58] Ai     But... [04:00] Ai     that's family, not romance. [04:08] Ai     Listen, Nagi-chan! [04:09] Nagi     Right! [04:10] Ai     I parted ways with my family     to come to Japan for you! [04:15] Nagi     That's... yeah, I'm glad     I got to see you grown up. [04:19] Ai     You even confessed to me! [04:21] Nagi     I mean, that was the first time in my life. [04:24] Nagi     That was exciting for me. [04:25] Ai     Our love even made the news! [04:28] Nagi     You were my first love,     so I didn't entirely hate it. [04:32] Nagi     Although it shocked me. [04:35] Ai     That's the point! [04:36] Nagi     What's the point?! [04:38] Ai     Romantic relationships are     supposed to be more exciting! [04:43] Nagi     Ai-chan, what are you... [04:45] Ai     Basically... [04:51] Ai     Whose panties would you rather see? [04:56] Ai     That's the real question. [05:05] Nagi     Are you sure? [05:07] Ai     I am! [05:18] Nagi     Whose panties would I rather see? [05:22] Nagi     What I want to see is... [05:24] Erika     Since when were my panties an option here? [05:30] Nagi     Amano-san! [05:31] Nagi     You were awake? Since when? [05:33] Erika     Shush. [05:36] Ai     You finally reacted. [05:38] Nagi     You knew, Ai-chan? [05:41] Erika     I was, yeah. [05:47] Ai     This is a perfect opportunity. [05:49] Ai     I've been wanting to speak with you. [05:52] Erika     You're right. No one will interrupt us here. [06:01] Nagi     Er... [06:02] Nagi     I'm going to the bathroom. [06:04] Ai; Erika     You're staying right here! [06:06] Nagi     Yes'm! [06:07] Nagi; Text     My fiancée and childhood friend     are going at it hard! SIGN    My fiancée and childhood friend are     going at it hard!! [06:11] Ai     All right, I'll be straight. [06:15] Ai     I want you to break off your     engagement with Nagi-chan! [06:21] Erika     If I could do that, I already would have. [06:24] Erika     But this is between family. [06:26] Ai     Are you sure about that? [06:29] Ai     That's become a     thought-terminating cliché for you. [06:32] Ai     Are you sure you aren't being     too compliant to your parents? [06:35] Nagi     O-Of course I'm not! [06:38] Nagi     I'm living with Nagi-kun so     I can become independent. [06:41] Nagi     In fact, I think I'm a totally different person [06:44] Erika     compared to who I was before I met him. [06:46] Nagi     Are you? [06:48] Ai     Well, then, if you were to     forgo your engagement, [06:52] Ai     what relationship would     the two of you have left? [06:56] Erika     Nothing! [07:00] Erika     Wait, there's actually nothing. [07:03] Erika     Our values and our lifestyles     are totally different. [07:06] Erika     We're just strangers! [07:07] Erika     I've been living with this guy?! [07:09] Nagi     You just realized that? [07:12] Ai     In other words, that's all the     two of you have between you. [07:15] Ai     Nothing at all. [07:17] Erika     I can't deny that. [07:19] Nagi     Why is she so smug about it? [07:21] Nagi     Then again... [07:22] Nagi     Amano-san's always helping me out. [07:26] Ai     On the other hand, that isn't true for me. [07:31] Ai     First, please have a look at this. SIGN    18 years old SIGN    Nagi-chan and Ai marry     We live lovey-dovey until 22 SIGN    23 years old SIGN    We have a child     (it'll be a girl) [07:35] Ai     This is the one-hundred-year     life plan for me and Nagi-chan. SIGN    We get a dog SIGN    50 years old SIGN    Our three children grow out of the home     The two of us live happily together SIGN    52 years old SIGN    We go on a tour around the world      (High-end cruise with a casino) SIGN    Nagi-chan and Ai's     100-Year Life Plan [07:42] Ai     And I'll be continuing work     even after we get married. [07:47] Ai     I'll ask Nagi-chan to be a stay-at-home dad. [07:50] Nagi     A stay-at-home dad...     I never even considered that. [07:54] Erika     I have so many questions, but... [07:57] Erika     What's up with this last one? SIGN    100 years old SIGN    The two hold hands and ascend     to heaven [07:59] Erika     That's pretty cringe. [08:00] Ai     How could you say that?! [08:02] Erika     It just doesn't seem realistic. [08:05] Erika     The whole thing sounds like a kid's fantasy. [08:08] Nagi     Come on, you two. [08:10] Nagi     I never knew Ai-chan was thinking     so much of me, though. [08:16] Erika     First of all, I don't know how you made     the assumption that you're getting married. [08:21] Ai     Of course you don't understand. [08:24] Ai     You've never considered the idea of marriage. [08:28] Ai     Meanwhile, I returned     to Japan to get married. [08:32] Erika     That isn't the point. [08:34] Erika     You assume getting married     automatically means you'll be happy. [08:37] Erika     What I'm saying is that     that's the first mistake. [08:43] Ai     That isn't how it works?! [08:45] Erika     Who's the one who doesn't understand now? [08:48] Erika     I mean, look at my parents. [08:50] Erika     Mom and Dad are so busy. [08:52] Erika     They've never had time for each other. [08:55] Erika     My brother's gone missing. [08:58] Erika     And I'm all alone. [09:01] Erika     Does this look like happiness to you? [09:06] Ai     It doesn't. [09:08] Ai     My family's parted ways, too. [09:11] Erika     That's even worse than mine! [09:14] Erika     Anyway, I'm just warning you not to     get your hopes up about marriage. [09:19] Erika     Not everyone finds happiness. [09:24] Nagi     I guess my family's fortunate in that sense. [09:27] Ai     Do you really believe a marriage     decided on by your family [09:30] Ai     will bring you happiness? [09:32] Erika     What about you? [09:34] Erika     You don't know that your plan will     work out even if you do get married! [09:39] Nagi     Calm down. [09:41] Nagi     There's no end to it once you     start talking about the future. [09:44] Nagi     After all, the future is ours to build. [09:47] Ai; Erika     You stay out of this! [09:48] Nagi     I'm sorry! [09:51] Erika     We'll have to settle this. [09:54] Ai     The outcome is already clear. [09:57] Nagi     Er... You guys? [10:12] Nagi     Please don't get into a brawl here! [10:15] Nagi     I don't want to see blood     in this confined space! [10:22] Erika     I get the sense... [10:24] Ai     ...that we're gonna get along great! [10:30] Nagi     Huh? [10:31] Erika     Man, I'm getting thirsty     after all that talking. [10:36] Ai     I brought apple juice. [10:38] Erika     For real?! [10:40] Nagi     H-How did that happen? [10:46] Erika     Well, it pissed me off at first,     but nothing she said was wrong. [10:53] Erika     There's a lot she made me realize. [10:58] Ai     Me, too. [10:59] Ai     No one's ever spoken so     openly with me before you. [11:08] Erika     You know... [11:10] Ai     This is so... [11:14] Erika     It's like we were connected     in our past lives, you know? [11:18] Nagi     They're totally on the same wavelength! [11:21] Erika     There's one thing I want to ask you... [11:25] Ai     Me, too. [11:26] Nagi     I don't get girls. [11:29] Nagi     Either way, I'm glad they're hitting it off. [11:38] Erika     Those panties are so cute! [11:40] Erika     Where'd you buy them? [11:42] Ai     Yours, too! [11:43] Ai     The design is so audacious. [11:45] Ai     Where did you purchase them? [11:48] Erika     They're the same color as yours, though. [11:50] Ai     We're two peas in a pod. [11:53] Erika     Right? [12:05] Erika     I've decided to leave here with Ai-chan. [12:09] Nagi     What? [12:10] Nagi     Hang on, what is this? [12:12] Ai     I've secured an escape route. [12:15] Nagi     That's not what I mean! [12:17] Nagi     You said we're spending two weeks here     together because your mom's testing us! [12:22] Erika     That's exactly why we're leaving. [12:25] Erika     I don't need to beg my mom to let me out. [12:28] Erika     That's true independence, isn't it? [12:31] Nagi     Maybe, but... [12:33] Ai     You have nothing to worry about. [12:36] Ai     I've prepared a place for you     to hide out for roughly a week. [12:43] Ai     Needless to say,     it'll come with new textbooks. [12:45] Nagi     I'm going! [12:53] Ai     We can get outside through this door. [12:56] Ai     Let's go. [12:58] Nagi     Is it supposed to be this easy to get out? [13:02] Nagi     I could have sworn there was security     outside the door until yesterday. [13:07] Ritsuko     It looks like this is it. [13:10] Ritsuko     Did you think I wouldn't notice? [13:13] Ritsuko     I wish you wouldn't     underestimate your mother. [13:17] Ritsuko     I'm not going to stop you now. [13:21] Ritsuko     As your mother,     I felt an urge to protect you two, [13:24] Ritsuko     but it looks like that won't be necessary. [13:27] Ritsuko     Besides, you and Erika... [13:31] Ritsuko     I understand your relationship very well now. [13:34] Nagi     What is that supposed to mean? [13:36] Ritsuko     I mean that it's too much for me to handle. [13:39] Ritsuko     Do as you wish. [13:41] Nagi     So she's given up on us? [13:45] Ritsuko     Also, I trust that you're ready to hear this. [13:49] Ritsuko     You've heard from Erika [13:51] Ritsuko     that you have an older brother, correct? [13:55] Ritsuko     He might be closer than you think. [13:59] Ritsuko     Don't tell Erika about this. [14:03] Nagi     Hang on! Why are you telling me, then? [14:08] Ritsuko     I want you to save Sousuke. [14:12] Nagi     Save him? [14:14] Erika     Seriously, Nagi-kun! What's the holdup? [14:23] Erika     Come on. Let's go. [14:27] Nagi     Thank you for sheltering us! [14:30] Erika     Stop shouting! Jeez! [14:32] Nagi     What the hell is going on here? [14:38] Erika     Looks like there's no one chasing us. [14:40] Erika     Thanks to Ai-chan. [14:42] Ai     I'm glad we escaped safely. [14:47] Erika     Why don't you say thank you, Nagi-kun? [14:50] Nagi     Oh, right... Thanks. [14:53] Ai     I was the one who caused     this in the first place. [14:55] Erika; Nagi     Oh, right. [14:57] Ai     From now on, I'll think more before I act. [15:01] Ai     I'm going to do better. [15:05] Erika     What are you plotting now?! [15:07] Ai     With that, Nagi-chan,     I'll have you depart here. [15:15] Nagi     Wait, where am I?! [15:17] Nagi     You can't just drop me off     in the middle of nowhere! [15:19] Ai     You'll be picked up soon enough. [15:21] Erika     What about me? [15:23] Ai     You're going somewhere else. [15:25] Ai     For security reasons,     I can't shelter you two together. [15:29] Ai     I hope you understand. [15:32] Erika     Oh. Okay. [15:34] Nagi     I see. [15:36] Ai     Well, we'll be off. [15:39] Erika     Wait! Nagi-kun! [15:41] Erika     We'll see each other after a week, right? [15:47] Nagi     Of course we will! [15:54] Nagi     Why would she ask that? [15:57] Nagi     Hang on... [15:58] Nagi     Where am I? [15:59] Nagi     She said I'll get picked up. [16:05] Nagi     You scared me! [16:07] Nagi     Are you Ai-chan's relative? [16:10] Nagi     Huh? [16:15] Nagi     Is this place... [16:18] Nagi     N-No way. [16:21] Nagi     When she said she prepared a     place for me to stay for a week... SIGN    Meguro     Myoujin [16:31] Nagi     It was Segawa-san's place?! [16:37] Nagi     Erm... [16:39] Nagi     Does this mean I'm staying at your place? [16:47] Nagi     Or not? Then why am I here? [16:53] Nagi     Hey... [17:04] Nagi     So you're offering me shelter here? [17:08] Nagi     Thanks for the tea. [17:24] Nagi     I never thought the day would come when     I'd take a bath at Segawa-san's place. [17:29] Nagi     Could this water have Segawa-san's... [17:33] Nagi     Nah, no way. [17:36] Nagi     Though... [17:37] Nagi     She hasn't said a word to me. [17:40] Nagi     I guess she really hates me. [17:46] Nagi     Salt? [17:50] Nagi     I see. [17:51] Nagi     It's like a massage salt thing. [17:55] Nagi     Clothes. [17:57] Nagi     This bright white kimono is pajamas?! [18:00] Nagi     Shrines really are something else. [18:10] Nagi     Er, uh... [18:11] Nagi     I'm wondering if there's     anything I can help with. [18:15] Nagi     It's still too early to go to bed. [18:33] Nagi     But what's this huge hole for? [18:38] Nagi     Wait... Something doesn't feel right. [18:42] Nagi     Why was I brought to Segawa-san's place     when we aren't even friends anymore? [18:48] Nagi     Wait... [18:50] Nagi     I'm being made to purify myself with salt, [18:53] Nagi     to prepare myself in a white shroud... [18:57] Nagi     And this hole is to bury me in?! [19:01] Nagi     Am I about to... [19:15] Nagi     Please spare my life! [19:27] Hiro     You're so cute, Umino-kun. [19:35] Nagi     I was mistaken about the whole thing? [19:38] Hiro     I guess you could say that. [19:42] Hiro     The salt in the bathroom is     just morishio for protection. [19:45] Hiro     We didn't have men's pajamas, so I thought     I could just lend you a white kimono. [19:49] Hiro     The hole in the yard is for a tree     we're planting tomorrow. [19:52] Hiro     I figured I'd get your help. [19:54] Hiro     I had no idea I was scaring you. [19:58] Nagi     So why wouldn't you talk to me today? [20:03] Hiro     Well... [20:08] Hiro     I was messing with you. [20:11] Nagi     You were messing with me?! [20:14] Hiro     I mean, I hadn't seen you in a while,     and you were acting all confused. [20:18] Hiro     It was so funny. I had to. [20:20] Nagi     Segawa-san! Why?! [20:23] Hiro     Anyway, I'm sorry. [20:26] Hiro     I seem to have had the wrong idea. [20:30] Hiro     Ai-san told me about how it all started. [20:34] Hiro     Besides, [20:36] Hiro     I was getting too comfortable with you. [20:41] Nagi     I don't get it. [20:43] Hiro     But then Ai-san contacted me, [20:47] Hiro     and it got me wondering when I'm going     to stop being a background character. [20:51] Nagi     A background character? [20:53] Nagi     You aren't... [20:57] Hiro     So I have to stop being dependent on you. [21:00] Hiro     I'm going to confront it. [21:03] Hiro     I'm the protagonist. [21:09] Hiro     Would you cooperate,     as a background character? [21:13] Nagi     Yes! Gladly! [21:15] Hiro     As a background character?     You're okay with that? [21:18] Nagi     Segawa-san's so badass. [21:22] Erika     Which is why... [21:25] Erika     I'm going to be in your care for a while. [21:29] Namie     You're more than welcome! [21:31] Namie     I can't believe you'll be staying with us! [21:34] Yohei     Things are gonna be fun! [21:38] Yohei     Good for you, huh, Sachi? [21:41] Sachi     Yeah. [21:45] Hiro     Morning, Umino-kun! [21:48] Hiro     I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the     lead role, have something that I want to do. [21:53] Nagi     Uh-huh. And that is? [22:00] Hiro     Umino-kun, [22:01] Hiro     let's get married. SIGN    Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss [23:36] Hiro     "No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss." 8 - No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Hiro     I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the     lead role, have something that I want to do. [00:10] Hiro     Umino-kun, [00:12] Hiro     let's get married. [01:45] Nagi     Making a wedding pamphlet? SIGN    Meguro Myoujin     Wedding Guide SIGN    Accepting Applications [01:48] Hiro     That's right. SIGN    Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss [01:50] Hiro     Our shrine does weddings, among other things. [01:54] Hiro     We've been talking about updating it a little. [01:57] Nagi     I see. [01:59] Nagi     Jeez. I was totally under the impression... [02:02] Hiro     And a bride is a lead role. [02:04] Nagi     Which means... [02:06] Hiro     In other words, [02:08] Hiro     you and I are going to be the bride     and groom in the pamphlet. SIGN    Meguro Myoujin     Wedding Guide SIGN    Accepting Applications SIGN    Me SIGN    Segawa-san [02:17] Hiro     Would you not be okay with that? [02:21] Nagi     Me and Segawa-san?! A marriage photo?! [02:24] Nagi     Let's do it. [02:26] Hiro     Great! [02:28] Hiro     Okay, I'll go discuss it with Mom. [02:31] Nagi     Okay! [02:33] Hiro's Mom     Absolutely not. [02:35] Hiro's Mom     You can't be serious! [02:37] Hiro's Mom     You're engaged. [02:39] Hiro's Mom     You, hold a wedding?! [02:41] Hiro's Mom     You're supposed to be confined here. [02:43] Hiro's Mom     Why not spend your time     reflecting at the shrine instead, [02:47] Hiro's Mom     U-kun?! [02:48] Nagi     She knows about it! [02:51] Hiro     We know it isn't your fault,     so she agreed to take you in. [02:57] Hiro     But I guess a wedding was a bit too much. [03:01] Nagi     Sorry I can't be of any help. [03:03] Hiro     That just gets me even more fired up. [03:06] Hiro     We're just getting started, Umino-kun. [03:10] Hiro's Mom     Oh, my. [03:12] Hiro's Mom     Who might have tidied up here? [03:17] Nagi     There. [03:19] Hiro's Mom     Did you do the cleaning? [03:22] Nagi     Please, get some rest. [03:24] Nagi     I don't mean this in exchange, but— [03:26] Hiro's Mom     Nope. [03:28] Hiro's Mom     This was supposed to be a job     for the part-time worker. [03:32] Hiro's Mom     This just makes things more complicated. [03:37] Nagi     I've wiped the floors in the halls, too. [03:40] Hiro's Mom     I appreciate your enthusiasm, [03:42] Hiro's Mom     but Hiro has a fiancé. [03:48] Hiro     Well, shoot. [03:50] Hiro     So that didn't work, either. [03:52] Nagi     Forgive my ineffectiveness! [03:55] Hiro     We're just getting started. [03:58] Hiro     Have you given up, Umino-kun? [04:01] Nagi     Your mother made it clear that we can't. [04:04] Hiro     That's how it always is. [04:08] Hiro     No matter how many times we fail,     we only need to succeed once to win. [04:14] Nagi     I see. [04:16] Nagi     Segawa-san is who she is now     because she battles her mother. [04:23] Hiro's Mom     That boy, Umino-kun,     has driven Hiro to do so much. [04:29] Hiro's Mom     Just who is he? [04:31] Hiro's Dad     All right, then. [04:33] Hiro's Dad     I'll deal with it! [04:35] Nagi     That's great, Segawa-san. [04:44] Hiro's Dad     Well, well, well... You must be Umino-kun! [04:50] Nagi     Yes, but, uh... [04:52] Nagi     Who might you be? [04:54] Hiro     Dad... [04:58] Hiro's Dad     I challenge you to a sumo match! [05:01] Hiro's Dad     Defeat me, and I will allow the wedding. [05:05] Hiro's Dad     Ready... [05:07] Nagi     What is even going on here?! [05:11] Nagi     Then again... [05:13] Nagi     I don't have a choice! [05:16] Hiro's Dad     Nokotta! [05:20] Hiro     Umino-kun! [05:22] Hiro's Dad     Heave-ho! [05:28] Hiro     Splat. [05:30] Nagi     Wait, wait! There's no way! [05:32] Hiro's Dad     All right, approved! [05:34] Nagi     Why?! [05:35] Hiro     Nice! [05:38] Hiro's Dad     Splendid! [05:41] Hiro's Dad     Sumo is not all about winning. [05:44] Hiro's Dad     Your courage in facing me is worthy of praise. [05:48] Hiro's Dad     I like you, Umino-kun! [05:51] Nagi     I never thought I'd be taking a bath     with Segawa-san's dad, though... [05:57] Hiro's Dad     Me coming to this shrine is     why Hiro's in such a bind. [06:04] Hiro's Dad     Her mom and I were     married by our parents' will. [06:10] Nagi     You were?! [06:12] Hiro's Dad     This shrine has a 1,300-year history. [06:15] Hiro's Dad     There's a lot going on. [06:18] Hiro's Dad     I was 23 and Asami-san was 21 when I was     adopted into the family as her groom. [06:28] Hiro's Dad     When we first met, she seemed     like such an adorable lady. [06:38] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad     Erm... [06:39] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad     Is something the matter? [06:41] (Flashback) Hiro's Mom     Am I marrying such a giant man? [06:52] Hiro's Dad     Even after we got married, my feelings     for her went unrequited for a time. [06:58] Nagi     That must have been difficult. [07:01] Hiro's Dad     Not at all. [07:03] Hiro's Dad     I've married a fantastic woman. I'm happy. [07:06] Hiro's Dad     Which is why I want Hiro to     marry whomever she chooses. [07:14] Hiro's Dad     Asami-san married me to protect this shrine. [07:18] Hiro's Dad     But I'm sure she still has her regrets. [07:22] Hiro's Dad     If she hadn't been engaged to me, [07:24] Hiro's Dad     she might be much happier right now. [07:28] Hiro's Dad     Not a day goes by that I don't consider it. [07:32] Hiro's Dad     All right, that's enough time in the bath! [07:34] Nagi     Yes, sir! [07:40] Nagi     Yakisoba! [07:43] Hiro's Dad     Umino-kun, are you all right?! [07:45] Hiro's Dad     You're gonna catch a cold,     letting your yakisoba bun hang out like that! [07:56] Hiro's Mom     You may allow it, but I will not. [08:00] Hiro's Mom     How would you face your fiancé     with a pamphlet like that out there? [08:06] Hiro     I'm not marrying my fiancé. [08:11] Hiro's Mom     Here we go again. [08:14] Hiro's Mom     Why, exactly, are you so adamantly against it? [08:18] Hiro     Because I've seen you and Dad. [08:21] Hiro     I know marrying someone arranged by     my parents isn't going to make me happy. [08:25] Hiro's Mom     My! [08:29] Hiro     Why do I have to get married     when it isn't going to make me happy? [08:33] Hiro     I'll protect the shrine without doing that! [08:36] Hiro's Mom     This isn't about just you! [08:39] Hiro's Mom     What would you know?! [08:41] Hiro     You're the one who doesn't get it! [08:43] Hiro's Dad     Why don't you allow her already?! [08:47] Hiro's Dad     Asami-san, it's just a wedding photo! [08:50] Hiro's Dad     It's fiction! [08:53] Hiro's Mom     That isn't what we're discussing right now. [08:55] Hiro's Mom     I take issue with you, too. [08:58] Hiro's Mom     You may be large,     but you're utterly helpless. [09:02] Hiro's Mom     You can't button your shirts, [09:05] Hiro's Mom     you keep breaking things... [09:08] Hiro's Dad     I didn't do anything to tear it. [09:08] Hiro's Mom     And how many tabi socks have you torn? [09:12] Nagi     Uh-oh. [09:13] Hiro's Mom     You've destroyed the shrine ceiling. [09:15] Hiro's Mom     You've made kids cry     during their shrine visits. [09:18] Hiro's Mom     All you can manage to do without me is sumo! [09:22] Hiro's Dad     Sumo! [09:23] Hiro     Dad, be strong! [09:25] Nagi     Huh? [09:26] Hiro     And you, Mom! [09:28] Hiro     You could at least say he can't     take care of anything around him! [09:34] Nagi     Isn't that what that is about? [09:39] Nagi     Segawa-san's mother is always with her father. [09:45] Nagi     You've seen him all the time. [09:47] Nagi     You know him inside-out. [09:50] Nagi     You wouldn't do that if you hated him. [09:54] Nagi     That's how much you love him, isn't it? [10:00] Hiro's Mom     To say out loud that I love him     is such a Western notion... [10:07] Nagi     Is he roaring?! [10:08] Hiro     Don't cry, Dad. [10:13] Hiro     Thanks, Umino-kun. [10:16] Nagi     Huh? [10:17] Hiro     I got to know something about     my family that I didn't before. [10:20] Hiro     Mom used to hate Dad, but she     started liking him over time, I guess. [10:26] Nagi     Seems like it. [10:28] Hiro     I found that out in the short time     that you've been here. [10:33] Hiro     I wonder if I'd learn more if we married. [10:39] Hiro     Kidding. [10:40] Nagi     Kidding?! [10:43] Hiro     But... [10:46] Hiro     Maybe I'm free to have     my own relationships now. [10:53] Hiro     I mean, it doesn't matter why you     got married in the beginning. [10:57] Hiro     What matters is that you're happy now, right? [11:01] Hiro     That means it doesn't have to     be the person I'm engaged to. [11:10] Hiro     Hey, Umino-kun... [11:13] Nagi     Yes? What is it?! [11:17] Hiro     I... [11:20] Hiro's Dad     Hey, you two! [11:23] Hiro's Dad     I've changed my mind! [11:25] Hiro's Dad     Hiro, you are to marry your fiancé! [11:29] Hiro's Dad     I've thought it through and realized [11:31] Hiro's Dad     that marrying your fiancé is     the best way to find happiness! [11:36] Hiro     What are you talking about?! [11:39] Hiro     Mom, please, say something! [11:41] Hiro's Mom     He's absolutely right. [11:43] Hiro     Come on! [12:01] Hiro     Umino-kun. [12:02] Hiro     We officially got permission to do the wedding. [12:07] Nagi     You did it! [12:09] Hiro     It's all thanks to you. [12:11] Nagi     Did I do something? [12:14] Hiro     Mom isn't convinced yet... [12:17] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad     Please, Asami-san!     Don't you want to see it, as a parent?! [12:17] Hiro     But Dad was desperate to see me     as a bride, so he convinced her. [12:22] Hiro     All right, let's do this! [12:26] Nagi     I definitely haven't done anything, have I? SIGN    Elementary School SIGN    Middle School SIGN    Preschool [12:30] Nagi     A video recording your growth? [12:33] Hiro     I think a wedding is meant to thank     your parents for raising you, too. [12:39] Hiro     I want my parents to think back to the past. [12:43] Nagi     Makes sense. [12:46] Nagi     I can't believe this used to be you. [12:49] Hiro     Well, of course. SIGN    Winner [12:52] Hiro     This was when I won at our     elementary school sports festival. [12:56] Nagi     So you've always been competitive. [13:00] Nagi     Though... [13:02] Nagi     I can tell you really love this shrine. [13:08] Hiro     Y-You can tell? [13:10] Nagi     You don't smile like that outside the shrine. [13:21] Hiro     You look good, Umino-kun! [13:24] Nagi     Do I? [13:27] Nagi     Man, I'm getting nervous     now that I have the outfit on. [13:32] Nagi     We're really doing this wedding, aren't we? [13:36] Nagi     I know it's make-believe, but... [13:38] Hiro     Umino-kun, it's crooked. [13:47] Hiro     By the way... [13:49] Nagi     What... was that about? [13:53] Hiro     What was what about? [13:54] Nagi     At school, I mean... [13:56] Nagi     Oh, no, that was an accident. [13:58] Nagi     That was nothing, right? [14:03] Hiro     There's no such thing as a meaningless kiss. [14:08] Hiro     Um... [14:10] Nagi     You mean... [14:15] Hiro     I'm looking forward to the kiss after the vows. SIGN    Umino-tei Diner [14:20] Erika     Come on in! [14:22] Erika     Welcome to Umino-tei. SIGN    Trainee [14:24] Erika     Are you ready to order? [14:27] Guy 1     Wait, is this the wrong place? [14:30] Guy 2     Hey, I know you! [14:32] Guy 2     You're the daughter of that hotel tycoon. [14:34] Erika     That's me. [14:35] Erika     I decided to work here     for a while for experience. [14:41] Namie     We just happened to be short-staffed,     so we're lucky she came by. [14:46] Yohei     She's productive, and she's     popular with the customers. [14:50] Yohei     You'll have to work hard to keep up, Sachi! [14:54] Namie     Come on! The dishes are piling up! [14:57] Namie     Pick up the pace! [14:58] Sachi     I'm working on it! [15:00] Namie     Sheesh. [15:01] Namie     You're always so quick to talk back. [15:05] Yohei     You haven't even been away     from the shop for that long, [15:08] Yohei     and you're already losing your edge. [15:11] Erika     Don't worry about it, Sachi-chan. [15:14] Erika     Y'know, this is my first time spending time     here, so they're just being extra nice to me. [15:22] Erika     I mean, I spilled some beer earlier,     and I've already broken five dishes. [15:27] Erika     Tee-hee. [15:28] Sachi     That's not it. [15:31] Sachi     I'm worried about what Onii's up to. [15:36] Erika     Oh, is that why you've been so down? [15:39] Erika     You're so cute, Sachi-chan. [15:41] Sachi     It's not just that. [15:45] Erika     I'm sure Nagi-kun's doing great. [15:49] Erika     He was obsessed with studying the     whole time we were in the hotel room. [15:55] Erika     He's probably discussing schoolwork     with Hiro-chan right now. [15:58] Sachi     You mean nothing happened? [16:03] Erika     What do you mean? [16:04] Erika     Nothing happened. [16:09] Sachi     Okay. [16:12] Hiro's Mom     Hey, Sachi, could you get the     evening paper from the postbox? [16:15] Sachi     Okay. [16:21] Sachi     An invitation? [16:27] Ai     An invitation for me? [16:28] Ai     For what? [16:31] Nagi; Hiro     The two of us will be holding     a wedding ceremony. [16:36] Sachi     What? [16:37] Nagi; Hiro     We would be delighted if you could join us. [16:40] Nagi     Umino Nagi. [16:41] Hiro     Segawa Hiro. [16:42] Ai     What? [16:44] Nagi     Just kidding. SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Wedding Ceremony Pamphlet Production Committee [16:46] Nagi     We would like you to participate as attendees [16:49] Nagi     in producing photos for a wedding     ceremony pamphlet sample. SIGN    Open Today SIGN    Umino     family          Segawa     family          (False)     Wedding     Ceremony          Meguro     Myoujin [16:54] Nagi     See you there! [16:58] Hiro's Dad     Looking good, Umino-kun! [16:59] Hiro's Dad     You look good in a hakama. [17:02] Nagi     You're making me nervous. [17:03] Nagi     Please don't— [17:19] Hiro's Dad     Hiro! [17:22] Hiro's Dad     You're the most beautiful thing in the world! [17:24] Hiro     Jeez, don't make a huge deal of it, Dad. [17:26] Hiro's Dad     Let me get a good look! Get a camera! [17:29] Nagi     Sh-Shit... [17:29] Hiro's Dad     Camera! [17:31] Nagi     Segawa-san's too beautiful. [17:33] Nagi     I have no words. [17:35] Hiro's Dad     Why can't I get it to focus?! [17:38] Hiro's Mom     Because you're crying. [17:40] Hiro's Mom     You can't even take a proper picture. [17:43] Hiro's Mom     You really are good for nothing     besides sumo wrestling. [17:46] Hiro's Mom     I still haven't approved of this. [17:49] Hiro     Come on, Mom. [17:52] Hiro's Dad     Well, then, you two,     stand in front of the main shrine. [17:55] Hiro     Come closer, Umino-kun. [17:57] Nagi     Okay. [17:58] Hiro     Right, we're getting married. [18:01] Hiro     "Umino-kun" isn't right. [18:04] Hiro     Nagi-san. [18:07] Nagi     Hiro... [18:08] Nagi     Hiro-san? [18:11] Hiro     You're too tense, Nagi-san. [18:13] Erika     What the? Holy crap! [18:14] Erika     It's totally Japanese-style! [18:16] Erika     Should I have dressed differently? [18:18] Nagi     Amano-san! [18:19] Hiro     Erika-chan! You made it! [18:22] Erika     You're so pretty, Hiro-chan! [18:24] Nagi     Also, why are you in a white dress? [18:29] Erika     Is that wrong? [18:30] Nagi     White is for the bride! [18:33] Erika     Whoopsie-daisy. [18:37] Erika     I thought it was just a party. [18:40] Nagi     Segawa-san's cracking up. [18:42] Erika     Weddings are nice, though, huh? [18:46] Erika     I hope I can have one someday. [18:50] Hiro     I wanna go to your wedding, Erika-chan! [18:54] Erika     Come! Come! [18:55] Nagi     Who are they even imagining     getting married to? [18:58] Staff     Please be ready in the waiting room. [19:01] Erika     I guess I should just wait here? [19:04] Hiro     I'll have a surprise ready     while you're waiting. [19:08] Ai     To our attendees, [19:11] Ai     thank you for attending this (false) wedding. [19:17] Ai     We'll be ready briefly, but in the meantime, [19:20] Ai     I, Mochizuki Ai, will entertain you! [19:24] Nagi     She's overshadowing the bride with her     entrance when this isn't even her show! [19:29] Ai     You won't get away with this! [19:31] Ai     No one gave you permission! [19:33] Ai     No permission! [19:35] Nagi     And she's singing a jealousy song! [19:38] Hiro     Er, Ai-san... [19:40] Hiro     We're just taking photos.     You don't need to sing. [19:43] Ai     I don't allow things to be half-assed. [19:47] Ai     I'll sing for Nagi-chan for my next act. [19:51] Nagi     Huh? Sure. [19:54] Ai     Man... Ai-chan sure has     an aura when she's on stage. [20:02] Hiro     Umino-kun, the ceremony's about to begin. [20:04] Nagi     Right. [20:08] Erika     I never knew Shinto weddings were held     at the same place as where you pray. [20:12] Ai     It's invigorating. [20:15] Ai     Speaking of which, where's Sachi-chan? [20:17] Erika     Oh, her? [20:20] (Flashback) Sachi     I have exams coming up. [20:23] (Flashback) Sachi     And I'm not interested. [20:25] Erika     She couldn't make it because     she has mock exams. [20:27] Ai     I see. [20:32] Officiator     Please welcome the bride and the groom. [20:37] Hiro's Dad     Beautiful, Hiro! [20:38] Hiro's Dad     You're fantastic! [20:39] Hiro's Dad     So cute! [20:40] Hiro's Dad     You look just like Asami-san     when she was younger! [20:44] Nagi     It's happening. [20:46] Hiro     It's pretty unnerving even     for a fake wedding, huh? [20:50] Nagi     Yeah... [20:53] Nagi     The time has come! [21:02] Nagi     Today, Segawa-san is     definitely the lead role. [21:06] Nagi     And I, standing next to her... [21:10] Officiator     You may now kiss. [21:12] Erika     What? They're actually gonna kiss?! [21:15] Officiator     It's a Reiwa-style Shinto wedding. [21:18] Erika     A what? [21:19] Erika     I mean, I get that it'll feel     a bit dull without it, but... [21:23] Ai     I'm against this. [21:27] Erika     Is it just me, or are     Nagi-kun's eyes bloodshot? [21:30] Ai     I can't stand to look, even if it's fake. [21:38] Nagi     Will... [21:41] Nagi     Will this day... [21:48] Nagi     come for real? [21:52] Sachi     Wait! [21:56] Sachi     Please don't take my brother from me! [22:01] Nagi     Sachi. SIGN    Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!! [23:35] Sachi     "The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!" 9 - The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Officiator     You may now kiss. [00:07] Nagi     Will... [00:08] Nagi     Will this day... [00:14] Nagi     come for real? [00:18] (Flashback) Sachi     Wait! [00:20] (Flashback) Sachi     Please don't take my brother from me! [00:25] (Flashback) Nagi     Sachi. [01:59] Sachi     Please don't take my brother from me! SIGN    Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!! [02:01] Nagi     Sachi. [02:08] Erika     Sachi-chan. [02:12] Sachi     Please give Onii back. [02:17] Nagi     What's going on here? [02:19] Erika     Did Sachi-chan think Nagi-kun     was actually getting married? [02:33] Nagi     Sachi, come with me. SIGN    Myoujin Hall [02:42] Nagi     I apologize for surprising you,     but this is a fake wedding, okay? [02:47] Nagi     It's a shoot for pamphlet photos. [02:51] Sachi     I know. [02:53] Nagi     Huh? Then why... [02:55] Sachi     I don't know. [02:57] Sachi     I just couldn't stand it. [03:01] Nagi     That's no answer. [03:03] Nagi     We all put in a lot of work for today. [03:05] Nagi     And you came and made— [03:07] Sachi     Why did you do a wedding if it was fake? [03:11] Sachi     You weren't like this before, Onii. [03:14] Sachi     You'd normally be like, [03:16] Sachi     "A play wedding? What a waste     of time. I'm busy studying." [03:22] Sachi     You're the one who doesn't get what's going on. [03:25] Nagi     Maybe so. [03:28] Nagi     To be exact, I've just never had     an opportunity to think about it. [03:33] Nagi     Because I spent all my time studying. [03:36] Sachi     What are you talking about? [03:37] Nagi     I just came to realize at some point     that I'm going to be an adult someday. [03:44] Nagi     I spent all my time studying, [03:47] Nagi     but I got engaged to Amano-san,     with whom I was swapped at birth, [03:50] Nagi     and I confessed to my rival, Segawa-san,     and my first love, Ai-chan, came home. [03:55] Nagi     And then, when we did the false wedding today, [03:59] Nagi     I realized I'd be getting married someday. [04:02] Nagi     I noticed myself thinking about that. [04:05] Nagi     Or more like... [04:08] Nagi     I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't told me. [04:11] Nagi     That's my sister. [04:17] (Flashback) Soichiro     You must have noticed by now. [04:20] (Flashback) Soichiro     That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,     could solve everything, too. [04:27] Nagi     But I was swapped at birth,     so we aren't related by blood. [04:33] Nagi     That means there's a possibility     I'll end up marrying you, huh? [04:38] Sachi     Wha... [04:39] Sachi     What are you talking about?! Gross! [04:42] Nagi     Ow! [04:43] Nagi     Happy now? I'm heading back. [04:48] Sachi     Onii growing up? [04:50] Sachi     Then how am I supposed to grow up? SIGN    Open Today SIGN    Umino     family          Segawa     family          (False)     Wedding     Ceremony          Meguro     Myoujin [04:58] Sachi     I'm sorry for causing a commotion earlier. [05:01] Erika     Sachi-chan, you're back! [05:03] Ai     Thank goodness. [05:03] Hiro     I was worried about you. [05:05] Hiro     I'm glad you're feeling better. [05:08] Erika     I mean, hey, she's probably     stressed out because of exams. [05:11] Ai     It would have been a big deal     if this was a real wedding, huh? [05:15] Erika     So anyway, I just came up with an idea for you. [05:19] Erika     How about we all hold a false wedding? [05:22] All     All of us? [05:23] Erika     How does that sound? [05:25] Erika     You wanted a wedding too, right, Sachi-chan? [05:30] Ai     You'll have more stock photos to     work with if we have more subjects. [05:35] Hiro     I see. That's a good idea. [05:38] Sachi     Does that mean I'm doing a false wedding, too? [05:41] Erika     Yup, yup. [05:42] Nagi     Isn't that putting a lot on me?! [05:44] Erika     Oh, come on, you look so happy. [05:48] Hiro     I think I'm losing the lead role again. [05:53] Erika     All right, one at a time! [05:55] Erika     Jeez, Nagi-kun! [05:57] Erika     Hold me up properly! [05:59] Nagi     What do you expect? You're so hea— [06:01] Erika     Happy wedding! Whoo! [06:07] Nagi     Is this how it was supposed to be? [06:09] Hiro     This is fine, too. [06:14] Ai     I prefer a Chinese wedding. [06:18] Nagi     You exchange drinks, huh? [06:23] Sachi     Are you supposed to wear     your uniform in student weddings? [06:25] Sachi     I kinda wanted to wear a dress. [06:27] Nagi     This looks way more like a graduation ceremony. [06:33] Erika     Next up, let's try the kiss photo! [06:36] Nagi     What?! K-Kiss?! [06:39] Erika     Just pretending, dummy. [06:41] Erika     You gotta have one for every wedding. [06:47] Hiro     Umino-kun, are you shaking? [06:49] Nagi     I know it's fake,     but it's still making me nervous. [06:55] Ai     I kinda like this a lot. [06:58] Nagi     What even is this situation? [07:06] Nagi     Don't overdo it, Sachi. [07:08] Sachi     I know. [07:10] Sachi     Here we go. [07:18] Erika     Wait, Sachi-chan... [07:20] Ai     She actually just... [07:22] Hiro     ...kissed him. [07:26] Nagi     Er, Sachi, was that... [07:31] All     You thought you were     supposed to actually kiss?! SIGN    Myoujin Hall [07:35] Sachi     You all told me we were taking pictures. [07:37] Sachi     I thought everyone did. [07:39] Nagi     Why would we do that? [07:42] Sachi     And you're wiping too much. [07:46] Nagi     I made it clear that we were just pretending! [07:49] Nagi     What kind of siblings kiss, anyway? [07:53] Sachi     I made a mistake! Get off my case! [07:59] Nagi     Wait, Sachi! [08:01] Nagi     What's wrong with her? [08:03] Erika     Was that really a mistake? [08:06] Ai     That's what she says, though. [08:08] Hiro     We just have to believe her. [08:13] Nagi     What's up with this vibe? [08:17] Hiro     Thank you for participating today. [08:20] Hiro     Please take some steamed buns home with you. [08:23] Erika     For real?! [08:24] Erika     Can I take your share home, too? [08:26] Nagi     Are steamed buns that rare for you? [08:33] Ai     Hiro-san, may I have a moment of your time? [08:40] Hiro     You want to negotiate a truce? [08:42] Ai     Yes. [08:43] Ai     I'm aware that you see me as an enemy. [08:48] Ai     I see you the same way. [08:50] Hiro     You do? [08:52] Hiro     I think I'm over that, though. [08:53] Ai     However... [08:55] Ai     As things stand,     we're all background characters! [09:00] Hiro     What do you mean by that? [09:01] Ai     I've always been wary of you. [09:05] Ai     And now it's become clear to me... [09:09] Ai     Sachi-chan is the real enemy! [09:13] Hiro     Um... [09:15] Hiro     Do you mean... [09:16] Ai     Sachi-chan is in love with Nagi-chan! [09:22] Ai     I've always sensed something off     about their sibling relationship. [09:27] (Flashback) Ai     Nagi-chan, let's play. [09:30] (Flashback) Sachi     Not today. [09:32] (Flashback) Ai     Why not, Sachi-chan? [09:34] Ai     They're siblings, yet they're nothing alike. [09:38] Ai     More than that... [09:42] Ai     They're like young lovers. [09:43] Nagi     Why can't I play with Ai-chan? [09:46] (Flashback) Sachi     No way. [09:47] (Flashback) Sachi     You're playing with me today. [09:49] Ai (background)     Thimp-thump... [09:49] Ai     For some reason, whenever     I saw them, my heart would race. [09:56] Ai     Not that I was ever jealous     of her being his sister, of course. [10:00] Ai     Have you never felt that something was odd? [10:04] Hiro     I have. [10:05] Ai     You're so sure! [10:06] Hiro     So many times. [10:08] Ai     I knew it. [10:09] Ai     And then there was what happened today! [10:12] Ai     We have to take action! [10:18] Hiro     I guess I'm tired of being     a background character, too. [10:21] Ai     Do you know what kind of     romance is the biggest turn-on? [10:29] Ai     A romance with obstacles! [10:33] Hiro     I see. [10:35] Hiro     That makes sense. [10:37] Ai     I think I just got an idea for a song. [10:39] Hiro     Wait, that's huge! [10:41] Hiro     Let me be the first one to hear it! [10:46] Nagi     I was worried it wasn't going to turn out well. [10:51] Nagi     Damn it, Sachi... You had to     do that in front of the others. [10:57] Nagi     No! [10:58] Nagi     I can't have my heart racing     over my own sister! [11:02] Nagi     Forbidden love! SIGN    Forbidden Love [11:08] Nagi     No, no, no! [11:10] (Flashback) Nagi     Sachi, you got the same problem wrong again. [11:13] (Flashback) Sachi     But... [11:15] Nagi     Sachi's my kid sister! [11:17] Nagi     We've lived together under     the same roof since she was born! [11:21] (Flashback) Sachi     It's your fault. You suck at teaching. [11:24] (Flashback) Nagi     Why, you little... [11:28] (Flashback) Nagi     You really don't look like me. [11:31] (Flashback) Sachi     You're the odd one out. [11:33] (Flashback) Sachi     You were picked up from a river, weren't you? [11:35] (Flashback) Nagi     Maybe my genes skipped a generation. [11:38] (Flashback) Sachi     But you know... [11:40] (Flashback) Sachi     No one would find out if we got     married, since we don't look alike. [11:44] Nagi     That's not the problem! [11:47] Nagi     But now that we know we really aren't related, [11:50] Nagi     if I become one of the Amanos,     Sachi wouldn't be family anymore. [11:53] Nagi     She'd just be a childhood friend. SIGN    Pure Love [11:57] Nagi     Pure love! [12:00] Nagi     Come on! Sachi is my sister! [12:03] (Flashback) Sachi     Onii-chan... [12:04] (Flashback) Sachi     Don't leave me. [12:07] (Flashback) Sachi     I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan. [12:10] (Flashback) Sachi     That means you can't get married, either! [12:13] Nagi     Is this how Sachi felt the     whole time she was around me? [12:21] Erika     Hey, Sachi-chan... [12:25] Erika     That thing today wasn't an accident, was it?     You did it on purpose. [12:30] Sachi     Yeah. [12:32] Sachi     It was. [12:39] Sachi     Just kidding. [12:40] Sachi     Everyone was making such     a huge fuss over Onii. [12:44] Sachi     I just wanted everyone to stop. [12:50] Sachi     But I guess you wouldn't kiss him, huh? [12:53] Sachi     We're siblings. I'm so gross. [13:00] Sachi     I don't know why I did that. [13:03] Sachi     I don't get it, either. [13:08] Erika     Sachi-chan... [13:14] Erika     I don't think you're gross. [13:18] Sachi     Why not? [13:23] Erika     Not telling. [13:36] Nagi     I'm back! [13:40] Nagi     It's already been two weeks since     that news about me and Ai-chan, huh? SIGN    Today SIGN    Amano-san's Mom SIGN    It's been about two weeks.     Why not go home? SIGN    May I? [13:43] Nagi     Is it really okay for me to go back? [13:49] Nagi     All right. [13:50] Nagi     Time to study for school     the day after tomorrow! [13:55] Erika     Welcome back, Nagi-kun. [13:57] Sachi     Welcome back, Onii. [14:00] Sachi     What's with that reaction? [14:02] Erika     Hold on, Nagi-kun.     Did you think you'd be here alone? [14:06] Erika     Too bad. [14:07] Erika     Mom texted me and told me to go home. SIGN    Today SIGN    Amano-san's Mom SIGN    It's been about two weeks.     Why not go home? [14:11] Nagi     Uh-huh. [14:13] Erika     Anyway, Nagi-kun, let's celebrate. [14:16] Erika     The Ama-Umi house is back together! [14:19] Sachi     I want your katsudon. [14:23] Nagi     I dunno about that. [14:25] Sachi     Why not? [14:26] Nagi     Shut up! Don't talk to me! [14:33] Nagi     What the hell am I doing? [14:35] Nagi     I thought I could finally relax on my own. [14:38] Nagi     I can't believe Sachi's back, too. [14:42] Nagi     Wait, that's not the point. [14:43] Nagi     So what if Sachi's home? [14:46] Nagi     My beloved study materials! [14:49] Nagi     It's been two long weeks! [14:53] Nagi     So what? [14:55] Nagi     That was a mistake! [14:56] Nagi     An accident that happened     because we're siblings! [14:59] Nagi     Sachi's my sister, even if we     aren't blood relatives. [15:03] Nagi     My precious, only sister. [15:07] Nagi     Okay. [15:08] Nagi     I'm going shopping. [15:10] Erika     Does that mean you're making us katsudon?! [15:12] Nagi     Yeah. [15:13] Sachi     Yay! Party time! [15:15] Sachi     Wait, Onii. I'm coming with you. [15:18] Nagi     What? Why? [15:20] Sachi     Wouldn't it be easier if I helped? [15:22] Nagi     Just stay at home. [15:30] Nagi     Again, what am I... [15:33] Sachi     I just wanted to buy ice cream. [15:36] Erika     That's so weird. [15:37] Erika     Normally, he'd be all,     "Why don't you help out for once?" [15:41] Sachi     I guess he's mad at me. [15:44] Sachi     Because of the stupid thing I did. [15:46] Erika     Nah, I mean, you know how he gets     angry as soon as he's hungry? [15:52] Sachi     That's you, Erika-onee. [15:59] Nagi     It's been a while. Let's do this! [16:03] Sachi     I'll help. [16:04] Nagi     You don't have to. [16:06] Sachi     Hey, Onii, I... [16:09] Nagi     Just go away! [16:13] Sachi     Okay. [16:21] Nagi     I'm so pathetic. [16:26] Erika     This is the stuff! [16:28] Erika     I haven't had katsudon in forever! Nice! [16:31] Erika     Right, Sachi-chan? Nagi-kun? [16:36] Nagi     I'm gonna go study. [16:38] Nagi     You two can eat without me. [16:43] Erika     What's wrong with you? [16:44] Nagi     Amano-san? [16:45] Erika     Enough already! [16:59] Erika     Nagi-kun. [17:00] Nagi     Yes, ma'am! [17:01] Erika     Let me tell you something. [17:04] Nagi     Sorry? [17:04] Erika     Sachi-chan's kiss was on purpose, you know. [17:08] Nagi     Um... What do you mean, that was on purpose? [17:12] Sachi     Erika-onee, what are you... [17:15] Erika     Okay, you two go ahead and discuss! [17:33] Nagi     I guess we should eat. [17:36] Sachi     Yeah. [17:39] Sachi     It's juicier than usual. [17:42] Nagi     Right? [17:43] Nagi     I kinda splurged on the meat today. [17:46] Sachi     I knew it. [17:47] Sachi     You can't fool my palate. [17:50] Sachi     Come to think of it, isn't Erika-onee hungry? [17:53] Nagi     Looks like she made sure she got hers. [17:56] Sachi     Oh, yeah. When did she do that? [17:59] Nagi     Anyway, to the topic at hand... [18:01] Nagi     When she said that was on purpose,     did that mean you like me? [18:12] Nagi     What was that for? [18:13] Sachi     You're so creepy, Onii. [18:17] Sachi     I don't know. [18:21] Sachi     But I'm worried that at this rate,     someone's going to take you. [18:26] Sachi     I really don't want that to happen. [18:29] Nagi     Yeah. [18:31] Sachi     What about you? [18:34] Sachi     What did you think when I kissed you? [18:39] Nagi     Well... [18:42] Nagi     I don't know. [18:43] Sachi     What? [18:44] Nagi     But I think it proves that you're     my sister but you're not. [18:53] Sachi     I've thought ever since we were little... [18:57] Sachi     that you might not actually be my Onii. [19:00] Sachi     You're nothing like me. [19:02] Sachi     People used to point that out, remember? [19:05] Sachi     I knew they were kidding, but... [19:18] Sachi     But everything was different. [19:20] Sachi     The way your hair was, the way your skin was, [19:23] Sachi     the shape of your fingers and nails,     the color of your eyes... [19:27] (Flashback) Nagi     What's wrong, Sachi? [19:28] (Flashback) Nagi     Are you lonely? [19:30] (Flashback) Nagi     Mom and Dad are busy at work. [19:34] Sachi     And your scent. [19:37] Sachi     I was sure you weren't my brother. [19:40] Sachi     I got so scared, I decided     not to think about it anymore. [19:45] Sachi     I'd forgotten about that until we found     out that you were swapped at birth. [19:50] Sachi     I was right. I felt vindicated. [19:55] Nagi     Yeah? Same as me, then. [19:58] Nagi     When I found out I wasn't part of this family,     something finally clicked inside me. [20:03] Nagi     I wasn't sad or shocked or anything. [20:05] Nagi     I felt relieved. [20:06] Sachi     I thought you were just dead inside. [20:09] Nagi     Hey. [20:11] Sachi     But you know how our parents are. [20:14] (Flashback) Namie     No wonder you're so much smarter than us! [20:17] (Flashback) Yohei     I thought Nagi took after me! [20:20] (Flashback) Namie     Like hell he did! [20:22] (Flashback) Yohei     Ow! [20:23] Sachi     I guess that kept us from     being negative about it. [20:25] Nagi     Yeah. [20:27] Nagi     I don't know where we go from here, [20:30] Nagi     but at least we can be sure it isn't     wrong for us to take that step. [20:39] Sachi     Yeah. [20:42] Sachi     Erika-onee's so insensitive, though. [20:45] Nagi     Right? [20:47] Nagi     I know she's your sister,     but she said that right to your face. [20:50] Sachi     Actually, Onii... [20:53] Erika     Good for you! [20:55] Erika     So you two made up! [20:58] Nagi     We didn't so much make up as, well... [21:01] Sachi     Thanks, Erika-onee. [21:04] Sachi     We got to talk things out,     and we worked through our issues. [21:09] Erika     Of course. [21:10] Erika     I thought you guys needed the opportunity. [21:13] Erika     Good, good. [21:15] Sachi     So anyway, Erika-onee,     let me tell you something. [21:19] Erika     Sure, sure. Speak, my sister. [21:22] Nagi     That sounds familiar. [21:24] Sachi     The two of us decided to get married. [21:29] Erika     What?! [21:30] Nagi     What she said. [21:32] Erika     Um... huh? [21:34] Sachi     We're about to kiss to make it official. [21:37] Nagi     We want you to be a witness. [21:39] Erika     Wait, wait... [21:44] Erika     Hold it, hold it! [21:46] Erika     Stop it! [21:48] Sachi     Jokes. [21:49] Nagi     Just kidding. [21:55] Erika     You're both horrible! [21:57] Erika     You're so insensitive! [21:59] Nagi     You mean you are? [22:01] Sachi     That's what you get. [22:02] Erika     Wha?! SIGN    Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake! [23:35] Erika     "I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take     Pictures for Memory's Sake!" 10 - I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    President's Office [00:04] Erika     I know. [00:06] Erika     I just want a little more time. [00:09] Erika     I'll keep my promise, [00:12] Erika     Dad. [00:14] Soichiro     I have high hopes for you, Erika. [02:05] Guy A     The school festival, huh? [02:06] Guy B     What a pain. [02:07] Girl A     We gotta do omelets! SIGN    M-1 is coming up! [02:09] Girl B     We can draw with the ketchup. [02:10] Guy C     Is there anyone besides Umino     who could be our class M-1 rep? SIGN    M-1 is coming up! SIGN    Okonomiyaki SIGN    Cat café SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Archery SIGN    Fortune-telling SIGN    Maid café SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Izakaya SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Beer SIGN    Chocolate-covered bananas SIGN    Haunted house [02:13] Guy C     - I hope he does a good job. [02:13] Guy D     - He's gonna be so nervous. SIGN    Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake! [02:15] Nagi     Me? The M-1 rep?! [02:18] Erika     Allow me to explain. [02:20] Erika     M1 stands for Megurogawa-1. SIGN    Megurogawa-1 [02:25] Erika     A tradition that's lasted over 50 years     at Megurogawa Academy, [02:30] Erika     it is the culture festival's main event. SIGN    Main event of the school culture festival SIGN    Maximum 3 minutes SIGN    Freeform performance SIGN    Winner chosen by vote [02:33] Erika     Contestants perform freeform for three minutes, [02:37] Erika     and the winner is chosen by student vote. [02:41] Erika     I trust that you understand! [02:44] Nagi     I show up for the first time in two weeks, [02:46] Nagi     and everyone's already forgotten     about the news article! SIGN    Mochizuki Ai     In Love! SIGN    Reunited after 7 years?? [02:50] Nagi     And am I really being roped     into this socialite normie event?! [02:56] Nagi     This isn't right, President! [02:58] Nagi     How could you decide while I was absent? SIGN    National Exams     What to Expect and How to Study [03:01] President     You were chosen fair and square     by ghost leg lottery. [03:07] Asoma     Do your best, Nagi. [03:12] Hiro     But hey, you get to represent     the class in the M-1 competition. [03:19] Erika     Hey... [03:20] Hiro     Okay. [03:21] Hiro     I'll form a duo with you. [03:30] Hiro     I mean, it's a lot to do on your own. [03:35] Hiro     You don't mind, do you, Erika-chan? [03:36] Erika     Huh? [03:37] Erika     Er, sure. Why ask me, though? [03:40] Hiro     Well, you know, you're engaged to him. [03:43] Erika     That doesn't matter. [03:45] Hiro     Okay, then, Umino-kun, let's go for the win. [03:50] Nagi     Right... [03:53] Asoma     Hey, hey! [03:57] Asoma     Let's pair up, Erika-chan. [04:02] Asoma     Together, we can win on beauty alone. [04:05] Asoma     We have the best faces at school. [04:06] Asoma     It'd be a crime not to compete! [04:08] Erika     Yeah. [04:11] Asoma     For real?! Yes! [04:14] Hiro     You don't know, do you, Umino-kun? [04:17] Hiro     Legend has it that people who pair up     in the M-1 end up getting married. [04:24] Hiro     It's just a legend, though. [04:26] Nagi     Which means that's the reason she invited me? [04:31] Nagi     Are you sure, though? [04:33] Hiro     What's wrong? Lost your motivation? [04:37] Nagi     That's not... [04:39] Hiro     The grand prize is ten     school cafeteria vouchers. [04:42] Nagi     We have to do this. [04:45] Erika     Good for you. [04:47] Erika     You get to pair up with Hiro-chan. [04:49] Nagi     Yeah. [04:50] Nagi     I wasn't sure what I was going to do. [04:52] Nagi     Thank goodness for Segawa-san. [04:56] Erika     Look at you, being so smug after all     that pouting over having to compete. [04:59] Nagi     Well, yeah, because I get to have     secret practices with Segawa-san. [05:03] Nagi     And if it all works out,     I'll get ten school cafeteria vouchers. [05:09] Nagi     Though, you're going to be teaming     up with Shion for a while, too, [05:13] Nagi     which means we're going     to be enemies for a while. [05:17] Nagi     You're going down! [05:25] Erika     To be honest, I wanted to pair     up with you this time, though. [05:44] Nagi     Oh, you did? [05:50] Asoma     So this is your place, huh, Erika-chan? [05:53] Hiro     Thanks for having us. [05:55] Erika     Hey, come in. [05:57] Nagi     Amano-san, a moment! [05:59] Erika     What now? [06:01] Nagi     Why did you bring Shion?! [06:04] Nagi     He's going to find out we live together! [06:06] Erika     What could I do? [06:08] Erika     There was nowhere else to practice. [06:10] Erika     He won't find out if we don't tell him. [06:12] Asoma     It's all good. [06:14] Asoma     I know everything about it. [06:16] Asoma     That you're engaged. [06:18] Asoma     That you're living together. [06:22] Asoma     It's nonsense to think you     can hide anything from me. [06:26] Asoma     Not in the Information Age. [06:30] Asoma     So anyway, Nagi,     you can count on me for anything. [06:34] Nagi     Stop it! [06:36] Erika     Okay, then, let's split up     and start practicing. [06:40] Nagi     Have you two already decided     what you're going to do? [06:43] Erika     Oh, shoot. Not yet. SIGN    Culture festival events      Easy, Fun Party Show Ideas for Two      Don't know what to do to liven up a party?      Got asked to provide entertainment but never done it before?      This site will help you with ideas for things to present at parties.     Quick and Easy      - Juggling (light)     - Impressions     - Skip rope     - Quiz     - Magic tricks     - Games     - Karaoke/chorus [06:46] Erika     None of these are really doing it for me. [06:50] Asoma     What do you mean? [06:51] Erika     I do speeches at Dad's parties sometimes. [06:56] Erika     They can't be too long or too short. [07:00] Erika     Which means... [07:02] Erika     it has to be sensational and exciting, [07:04] Erika     newsworthy and devastating, and most of all, [07:07] Erika     sensational! [07:08] Asoma     You said "sensational" twice. [07:11] Erika     I'm going to have to unlock the thing. [07:14] Asoma; Erika     Yeah! [07:20] (Flashback) Erika     To be honest, I wanted to pair     up with you this time, though. [07:24] Nagi     You seem to be hitting it     off after all you said. [07:29] Hiro     Did you want to pair up with Erika-chan? [07:32] Nagi     No, that's not it! [07:35] Nagi     It's just that we haven't     decided on anything yet. [07:38] Nagi     I was just thinking we should hurry. [07:42] Hiro     Let's see... [07:46] Nagi     Um... What is this? [07:48] Hiro     A nininbaori skit. [07:49] Nagi     No, I can see that, but... [07:53] Hiro     It's a bit old-school, but that     just means it'll have mass appeal. [07:58] Nagi     Are we sure about this? [07:59] Nagi     We're right up against each other! [08:02] Hiro     All right, here we go! [08:04] Nagi     Okay! [08:07] Nagi     Focus, me! [08:13] Hiro     Oh, sorry. [08:15] Hiro     Did I get udon on your face? [08:17] Nagi     Please wipe it off! [08:20] Hiro     The towel! [08:23] Hiro     Sorry! [08:24] Nagi     No, I'm used to this kind of thing. [08:27] Hiro     No, I mean... [08:29] Hiro     That got my heart pounding. [08:31] Hiro     This might not work. [08:36] Hiro     Maybe because I've never     gotten so close to you before. [08:41] Nagi     I guess. [08:43] Nagi     Come to think of it, me, too. [08:45] Sachi     So lame. [08:49] Sachi     What are you two acting so lovey-dovey for? [08:57] Erika     Hey. Yo, yo, yo. [09:01] Erika     Here I am, Erika the Rapper in the house [09:06] Erika     Erika and Shion for champion SIGN    For champion SIGN    Vision of glory [09:08] Erika     Vision of glory [09:11] Erika     Us? Champions? Don't believe it? [09:13] Erika     All you haters are fakers [09:16] Erika     Survival of the fittest [09:17] Erika     Our position is getting M-1 number one! SIGN    Getting M-1 number one! [09:23] Sachi     Boring. [09:25] Erika     D'oh! [09:30] Sachi     I'm pairing up with Onii next year anyway. [09:35] Erika     Forget winning, we're going to     get laughed off the stage. [09:38] Asoma     There are only so many party tricks. [09:41] Hiro     I thought this might happen,     so I borrowed an M-1 DVD. [09:45] Hiro     It has a bunch of past winners. [09:47] Erika     So we can see what all our senpai did? [09:50] Hiro     I guess so. SIGN    S.58 Winner     Duo name: None     (Unofficial contender) [09:56] Erika     "S"? As in the year Showa 58? [10:01] Hiro     This person's really pretty. [10:05] Erika     Hang on a sec. Isn't that... [10:11] Erika     It's Mom! [10:26] Hiro     Which means... [10:28] Hiro     that's Umino-kun's real mom? [10:33] Nagi     This girl... [10:34] Nagi     ends up like this? [10:35] Nagi     She's not even the same person! [10:37] Hiro     I'm surprised you could tell, Erika-chan. [10:40] Erika     I've seen Mom's younger photos. [10:43] Erika     Man... She's nothing like she is now. [10:47] (Flashback) Announcer     We have a last-minute participant! [10:49] (Flashback) Announcer     Class 3-E, Saegi Ritsuko-san! [10:52] (Flashback) Announcer     A stone-faced woman who's     never been seen smiling! [10:56] (Flashback) Announcer     What will her performance be? [11:00] (Flashback) Ritsuko     Class 3-E, Amano Soichiro-san. [11:07] Erika     Hang on... [11:08] Erika     That's Dad! [11:09] Nagi     They both went to our school? [11:13] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I'm in love with you. [11:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko     Would you please go out with me? [11:20] (Flashback) Announcer     What's this?! How could this be?! [11:23] (Flashback) Announcer     We have a confession of love! [11:26] Erika     Mom... [11:27] Erika     Seriously?! [11:29] (Flashback) Soichiro     I'm sorry. [11:32] Asoma     Huh? That's it? [11:34] Hiro     Looks like it. [11:36] Erika     I had no idea Mom and Dad     competed in M-1 and won. [11:40] Asoma     Your mom works in TV, right? [11:43] Asoma     She might have some good     ideas for how we can win. [11:48] Erika     I never thought of that! [11:50] Asoma     Holy crap! [11:52] Asoma     This is your place, Erika-chan?! [11:54] Hiro     You've been living in this     huge house this whole time? [11:57] Erika     Nah. [11:58] Erika     I have other homes, too. [11:59] Nagi     I didn't see that coming. [12:03] Erika     Oh, Mom. Welcome home. [12:05] Ritsuko     Oh, are these your friends? [12:07] Ritsuko     Welcome. [12:11] Erika     I never knew you went to our school,     let alone that you participated in the M-1. [12:16] Nagi     We're going to be competing this year, too, [12:19] Nagi     and we're wondering if you     could give us some hints. [12:25] Ritsuko     That wasn't me. [12:28] Erika     Jeez, Mom, knock it off. [12:31] Ritsuko     Come on. What fun would     it be if I just admitted it? [12:35] Erika     Stop turning everything into entertainment. [12:37] Ritsuko     Everything is entertainment! [12:39] Ritsuko     Life is entertainment! [12:41] Nagi     Is she drunk? [12:43] Erika     She's being perfectly normal. [12:44] Ritsuko     Sure. [12:46] Ritsuko     I wouldn't mind telling you a little. [12:49] Ritsuko     That was in my third year of high school. [12:53] (Flashback) Soichiro     I want you to confess to me,     and I'll turn you down. [12:57] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I don't know what you're talking about. [12:59] (Flashback) Soichiro     You come from a rich family, right? [13:02] (Flashback) Soichiro     Meanwhile, I'm famous for being poor. [13:07] (Flashback) Soichiro     Normally, it's the other way around. [13:08] (Flashback) Soichiro     A poor guy gets rejected by a rich girl. [13:12] (Flashback) Soichiro     But swap the roles,     and suddenly it's funny, right? [13:16] (Flashback) Soichiro     In other words, the powerful     gets turned down by the weak! [13:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I see. [13:21] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I'll cooperate. [13:22] (Flashback) Soichiro     Really?! [13:24] (Flashback) Soichiro     The grand prize is ten vouchers     for the school cafeteria! [13:27] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I don't need them. [13:28] (Flashback) Soichiro     Are you sure? [13:30] Ritsuko     I didn't know yet why I replied the way I did. [13:36] Ritsuko     Then, on that day... [13:39] (Flashback) Soichiro     I'm sorry. [13:42] (Flashback) Announcer     How could this be?! [13:43] (Flashback) Announcer     A well-to-do girl just got     rejected by a broke guy! [13:49] Ritsuko     It was a huge success. [13:52] Ritsuko     And yet... [13:54] Ritsuko     For some reason, I was crying. [13:57] (Flashback) Soichiro     I'm so sorry! [14:00] (Flashback) Soichiro     I'll give you two of the     cafeteria vouchers we won. [14:02] (Flashback) Soichiro     Forgive me! Please! SIGN    Voucher [14:08] (Flashback) Soichiro     All right, fine! Have three! [14:10] (Flashback) Ritsuko     That's not it. [14:11] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I was happy. [14:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I've been so bored for so long. [14:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko     I never had so much fun in my life. SIGN    S.58 M-1 Winner [14:25] Mom     It was only natural that     I'd fall in love with the man [14:28] Mom     who taught me how fun life could be. [14:32] Asoma; Hiro     Thanks for having us! [14:34] Ritsuko     I'll be charging a consulting fee next time. [14:37] Ritsuko     I make a living doing     entertainment, after all. [14:41] Erika     Oh, seriously, Mom. [14:43] Erika     Thanks, Mom. I know you're busy with work. [14:46] Erika     I'm glad I got to hear your story. [14:48] Ritsuko     I'm grateful, too. [14:51] Ritsuko     This must be the first time     you've had friends over, isn't it? [15:00] Erika     Bye. SIGN    Bomb [15:11] Nagi     Wait, hang on, Segawa-san! [15:13] Nagi     What is this?! [15:14] Hiro     Don't move. [15:15] Nagi     Yes'm! [15:16] Hiro     William Tell. [15:18] Hiro     Or Robin Hood. [15:20] Nagi     What do either of those people     have to do with the bomb? [15:23] Hiro     When will it go off? Who can say?     It's an exciting mystery. [15:26] Nagi     Huh? [15:28] Hiro     There's no way we aren't winning. [15:34] Erika     Here we go. [15:35] Asoma     One second! [15:36] Nagi     What are they up to? [15:38] Hiro     Shion-kun's going to shave his head. [15:41] Nagi     Wha? [15:42] Erika     Prepare yourself! [15:44] Asoma     I'm not emotionally ready. [15:46] Asoma     Wait, hang on. [15:48] Asoma     If I shave my head now, how am I     going to go bald at the competition? [16:03] Nagi     Amano-san. [16:05] Erika     Wh-What now?! [16:07] Nagi     I think the two of us should pair up. [16:15] Nagi     What the hell am I saying?! [16:19] Erika     What's this about? [16:20] Erika     What about Hiro-chan? [16:29] Nagi     She's right. [16:31] Nagi     But I... [16:33] Nagi     The Amanos won before. [16:36] Nagi     So I want the Uminos to win. [16:38] Asoma     That's what this is about?! [16:40] Hiro     That makes sense. [16:42] Hiro     I do think that's better, too. [16:45] Hiro     You've been distracted by     Erika-chan the whole time. [16:49] Nagi     No, that's not true! [16:51] Hiro     Okay, how about we pair up for the M-1? [16:54] Asoma     For real?! [16:55] Hiro     It just means I have a new target. [16:58] Hiro     Let's call it a day. [17:01] Hiro     See you tomorrow. [17:02] Asoma     Laters! [17:04] Nagi     Right. Okay. [17:07] Erika     What are you, a rebellious teen? [17:09] Erika     You're just salty about my mom and dad. [17:13] Nagi     To be honest, I don't know     why I feel this way myself. [17:17] Nagi     I just don't want your parents to one-up us. [17:21] Nagi     You're at least part Umino, too, aren't you? [17:24] Nagi     That's why I want to pair up with you. [17:31] Erika     I can't give you an answer yet. [17:34] Erika     I think you owe Hiro-chan a real apology. [17:39] Nagi     She's absolutely right. [17:42] Sign     Meguro Myoujin [17:44] Nagi     How come she isn't home? [17:49] Nagi     What would Segawa-san be doing right now? SIGN    Kickboxing / Karate [17:56] Hiro     I can't believe you knew I was here. [17:58] Nagi     Well, yeah. [18:00] Hiro     You broke off our duo. [18:05] Hiro     Which means you want that legend     of the M-1 winners getting married [18:09] Hiro     to come true for you with Erika-chan, right? [18:13] Nagi     No, that's not it! [18:14] Nagi     It's absolutely nothing like that! [18:17] Nagi     Like I said, it's kind of a family thing. [18:21] Nagi     But I don't entirely understand     what I'm feeling right now, either. [18:28] Nagi     Okay. [18:29] Hiro     You know, Umino-kun... [18:33] Nagi     Too close! [18:36] Hiro     You want to marry me, don't you? [18:39] Nagi     Well... [18:41] Nagi     Of course. [18:45] Hiro     All the more reason, then. [18:50] Hiro     It'll be even more hype if we     go against the legend, right? [18:57] Nagi     Totally! [18:59] Nagi     We'll overcome the legend to be together! [19:02] Hiro     Besides, what happened     today made me realize... [19:06] Nagi     Yes? [19:09] Hiro     I get more fired up when we're rivals. [19:21] Sachi     Erika-onee, have you seen my ice pop? [19:25] Sachi     It was in the freezer yesterday. [19:30] Sachi     How could you?! [19:32] Sachi     I kept it to reward myself for studying! [19:34] Erika     There're plenty of other ones. [19:36] Sachi     I want that one! [19:38] Erika     Hey, Sachi-chan... [19:41] Erika     What would you do if I vanished? [19:50] Sachi     You can't make me let it go by saying that! SIGN    Umino Nagi     I got Segawa-san's permission.      Time for a strategy meeting as soon as I get home! SIGN    We have to win...!! [20:07] Ritsuko     I'm in love with you. [20:10] Ritsuko     Would you please go out with me? [20:13] Erika     Absolutely not! [20:16] Erika     Why do I have to confess to you? [20:18] Erika     And why do I have to get turned down? [20:20] Erika     There's no way! [20:21] Nagi     You don't need to be so adamant. [20:24] Erika     Why would we want to do the same     thing as our parents, anyway? [20:27] Erika     Okay. [20:28] Erika     Let's get back to basics. [20:32] Erika     What's the most surprising thing     that happened to you recently? [20:34] Nagi     Recently? [20:37] Nagi     When Sachi kissed me. [20:43] Erika     We're seriously doing this?! [20:44] Nagi     Of course not. [20:45] Erika     Then why would you say that?! [20:47] Nagi     You're the one who asked! [20:50] Sachi     Idiot! Stop it already! [20:53] Erika     Okay, what surprised me     the most recently was... [20:57] Nagi     I never tied you up sensually. [20:58] Erika     Of course not! [21:09] Nagi     That's it, Amano-san! [21:11] Erika     Keep it down! [21:12] Sachi     Seriously? [21:14] Sachi     In that case... [21:16] Ai     Yes, hello? [21:18] Sachi     Ai-chan? Listen... SIGN    Sachi-chan [21:21] Ai     Mm-hm. [21:23] Ai     That sounds fun. SIGN    Culture Festival [21:33] Erika     Look at the school! [21:34] Erika     This is amazing! [21:35] Nagi     Wow. Look at what they've done to it. [21:38] Erika     I know, Nagi-kun!     Let's take pictures for memory's sake! [21:41] Nagi     No way. [21:42] Nagi     Sending it to your parents is one thing, [21:44] Nagi     but you're going to accidentally upload     it to social media again, aren't you? [21:48] Erika     I'd never make such a mistake. [21:55] Erika     Relax. [21:56] Erika     It'll be fine as long as we     do it the way we always do. [21:58] Nagi     We don't do this all the time. [22:01] Erika     To battle! SIGN    Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive [23:35] All     "That's the First Time I Ever     Found You Attractive." 11 - That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Nagi     Amano-san. [00:08] Erika     Wh-What now?! [00:10] Nagi     I think the two of us should pair up. [00:19] Namie     They're going to be in the culture festival. [00:22] Yohei     Nagi, too? [00:24] Namie     He stayed home to study last year, didn't he? [00:27] Namie     Nagi can be surprisingly motivated     when there's a girl involved. [00:33] Yohei     He took after me! [00:35] Yohei     Guess we'd better pop in. [00:37] Namie     Yeah, sure, but... [00:39] Yohei     But what? [00:41] Namie     Sachi says we absolutely can't go. [00:46] Yohei     Which means we absolutely have to go, right? [00:49] Namie     Oh, yeah, of course! [00:52] Yohei     Sachi is never straightforward. SIGN    Hoppy SIGN    Umino-tei Diner SIGN    Closed for the day SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District [01:03] Sachi     Onii?! [01:05] Sachi     Hey, did Onii just come here in a car? [01:08] Namie     He wasn't here. [01:10] Namie     And why are you here? [01:12] Sachi     I just stopped by because I was in the area. [01:14] Yohei     Aw, so it wasn't because you missed us? [01:18] Sachi     That person looked just like him. [01:23] Ritsuko     You came back to Japan out     of nowhere. What a surprise. [01:26] Ritsuko     And to see your kid's     culture festival, no less. [01:30] Soichiro     You've never even been there     for parents' day yourself. [01:33] Ritsuko     It's too boring. [01:37] Ritsuko     Seems you've pushed a pretty     harsh condition onto Erika. [01:41] Soichiro     I suppose. [01:43] Soichiro     There's no sense in having them     live together forever. [01:48] Soichiro     Now, then, what will our two children do? SIGN    Culture Festival SIGN    Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive [03:30] Erika     Welcome, master! [03:34] Erika     To the Class 2-A maid café! [03:36] Guy A     They're both so cute! [03:38] Guy B     I should ask for pictures later. [03:41] Erika     Gotta make it tasty! [03:43] Erika     Kyun, kyun, kyun! [03:46] Hiro     We currently have a wait time of one hour. [03:49] Hiro     Be sure to take a ticket. [03:52] Guy C     Man, look at Class A. [03:54] Guy D     They're killing it. [03:56] Nagi     My class is killing it because... [03:59] Namie     Okay, party of four, over here, please. [04:03] Yohei     Here you are! Service! [04:06] Nagi     ...my parents have joined the fray! [04:11] Sachi     Help me, Onii-chan. [04:13] Nagi     Sachi?! [04:15] Guy A     "Onii-chan"? [04:16] Guy B     Seriously? [04:17] Guy A     Where's the kid sister rental?! [04:20] Guy B     Find the class that's doing it! [04:21] Nagi     Sister rental?! [04:23] Nagi     Jeez, Sachi, you could have     told me you were here. [04:26] Sachi     Never mind that, Onii... [04:28] Sachi     Studying during the culture festival     is the height of lonerdom. [04:32] Nagi     Shut up. [04:33] Nagi     I have the great task that     is the M-1 coming up. [04:36] Nagi     This is my brief respite. SIGN    A Ticket [04:39] Sachi     You don't mind if I take     your ticket, then, do you? [04:43] Sachi     Bye. [04:44] Girl A     That's your brother? [04:46] Girl B     You don't look alike. [04:46] Erika     Nagi-kun. [04:47] Girl A     You think so? [04:49] Erika     I'm here. [04:52] Nagi     What? [04:53] Erika     Don't "What?" me. [04:55] Erika     We're walking around the school together. [04:57] Nagi     Huh? SIGN    Escape Room Game SIGN    Haunted House SIGN    1st Prize [05:34] Erika     Hurry, Nagi-kun! They're starting! [05:38] Nagi     Wait! [05:39] Nagi     Wait, Amano-san! [05:42] Nagi     Sorry! [05:48] Sousuke     So that's my... [05:51] Girl A     Oh, Romeo. [05:52] Guy A     Oh, Juliet. [05:54] Girl A     Oh, Romeo. [05:55] Guy A     Oh... [05:58] Erika     That was a blast! [06:00] Erika     School events can be fun once in a while, huh? [06:06] Erika     I'm glad I got to spend time     with you at this school. [06:12] Nagi     What brought that on? [06:14] Erika     What about you? [06:15] Nagi     Huh? [06:15] Erika     I'm asking, what about you? [06:18] Nagi     Amano-san, you're hiding something from me. [06:23] Erika     I just never told you     because there's no point. [06:27] Nagi     Then tell me. [06:29] Erika     What? [06:29] Erika     You mean now? Right before the M-1? [06:37] Erika     Okay, so... [06:38] Nagi     I don't want to hear it. [06:41] Nagi     Could you not make it sound     like we'll lose if you say it? [06:43] Erika     Don't ask, then! [06:45] Nagi     You don't need to worry about me. [06:48] Nagi     We're going to win no matter what. [06:54] Erika     You could have told me you already knew. [06:57] Erika     I was feeling the pressure all by myself. [06:59] Erika     I feel stupid. [07:02] Nagi     I didn't think there'd be any point in asking. [07:04] Nagi     I don't know what it's about, but it     doesn't matter, because we're going to win. [07:10] Erika     You know, Nagi-kun... [07:13] Erika     You're more mentally resilient than you look. [07:17] Erika     That's the first time I ever     found you attractive. [07:34] Yonezawa     Here we go! [07:36] Yonezawa     It's time for the Megurogawa Academy     High School After-Party, also known as the M-1! [07:41] Takahashi     We have a packed roster of amazing talent! SIGN    Got your kawaii     Takahashi SIGN    Notice me, Hiro-sama     Yonezawa [07:45] Takahashi     Who will stand victorious? [07:47] Yonezawa     The winner will be chosen by audience vote. [07:51] Guy A     Ten imitations of language     teacher Maeda-sensei. [07:55] Guy A     Language is thus life! [07:58] Yonezawa     Megurogawa Sisters duet. [08:03] Namie     Are Nagi and Erika-chan up yet? [08:06] Yohei     Where did Sachi go? [08:08] Ritsuko     They may be high schoolers,     but they're still children. [08:11] Ritsuko     I suppose I shouldn't have expected much. [08:14] Yonezawa     And now, we have a guest from     the special entrant category. [08:18] Takahashi     My biggest oshi! [08:23] Yonezawa     The unstoppable ponytail duo, Love & Happy,     brings you a live performance! [08:30] Ai     Here we go, Sachi-chan. [08:32] Sachi     They don't recognize us, do they, Ai-chan? [08:35] Sachi     Oh, they're so cute. [08:36] Sachi     It's so nice to be young. [08:38] Yohei     Hey, where's Sachi? [08:40] Ritsuko     These two smell like pros. [08:44] Ritsuko     I wonder which agency they're with. [08:47] Yonezawa     And here we go. [08:49] Yonezawa     The song is "Love & Happy Rivals in Love"! [09:02] Song     I won't give him to you [09:05] Song     No, I won't [09:07] Song     You're my rival in love [09:11] Song     Rival in love [09:13] Song     We're back-to-back, fighting it out [09:18] Song     No, pulling punches [09:19] Song     I won't let some legend take me out [09:22] Song     No, I won't [09:25] Song     I'll win with all I've got [09:28] Song     Yes, I will [09:31] Song     But we have a truce on stage [09:37] Song     We'll deliver cuteness so powerful     it'll change the world [09:45] Song     Love Love Love Love & Happy [09:48] Song     Miracles are everywhere [09:51] Song     Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky [09:54] Song     Dreams will come true someday [09:56] Song     Love Love Love Love & Happy [10:00] Song     Love fills the world with happiness [10:02] Song     Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky [10:05] Song     I'm broadcasting my love [10:09] Song     Friends of yesterday are today [10:13] Song     Today [10:14] Song     My adversary, my kyun kyun rival in love [10:25] Takahashi     They win! They absolutely win! [10:27] Takahashi     It's an expedited parcel of cute! [10:29] Yonezawa     Or so we would like to say, [10:33] Yonezawa     but special guests are not eligible to win. [10:38] Yonezawa     Thank you very much! [10:40] Yonezawa     And now for our next act! [10:43] Takahashi     The time is right for them! [10:46] Takahashi     The biggest duo of the day, Hiro and Shion! [10:52] Erika     Hiro-chan's up. [10:54] Nagi     Let's get a look at Segawa-san's M-1 skills! [10:59] Students     Hiro-chan! [10:59] Students     Hiro-senpai! [11:00] Students     You got this, Shion! [11:05] Hiro     The two of us... [11:08] Hiro     are forfeiting. [11:13] Nagi     Segawa-san... [11:15] Nagi     Why? [11:21] Hiro     This is my M-1. [11:29] Shion     Are you sure about this?! [11:31] Hiro     This was the only way Umino-kun     would have participated. [11:36] Hiro     I need him to give it his all and win, or we     won't have a legend to end the legend. [11:43] Shion     What?! That's so badass! [11:48] Takahashi     All right, let's get back to it. [11:51] Takahashi     The next duo is Ama-Umi House! [11:53] Namie     Here we go! [11:55] Namie     It's Nagi-chan! [11:56] Yohei     Sheesh, Sachi! She's going to miss it! [11:59] Ritsuko     Well, let's see what they're made of. [12:04] Nagi     There was an accident that day. [12:08] Nagi     The two of us, who happened to be born     on the same day at the same hospital, [12:11] Nagi     were swapped at birth. [12:15] Nagi     The son of poor eatery owners, Umino Nagi. [12:19] Nagi     The daughter of a well-off     hotel tycoon, Amano Erika. [12:24] Nagi     We met on our seventeenth birthday     and learned of that fact. [12:32] Nagi     And that's us. [12:35] Nagi     We apologize for having     kept this a secret until now. [12:42] Nagi     That is all. [12:44] Nagi     Fire! [12:48] Nagi     Huh? [12:50] Nagi     Where are the cheers? [12:56] Erika     Nagi-kun, I don't think this is landing. [13:00] Nagi     No way! Did we bomb?! [13:04] Ritsuko     A shocking announcement     followed by an apology conference. [13:07] Ritsuko     You did put some thought into that. [13:09] Ritsuko     But you lack entertainment experience. [13:13] Ritsuko     Audiences don't know how to react [13:15] Ritsuko     when they're given information     that's too surprising. [13:24] Nagi     What do we do? [13:26] Yonezawa     Well, they've only got a minute     left of their three minutes! [13:30] Erika     Nagi-kun, what now?! [13:32] Nagi     I'm thinking! [13:33] Erika     I know! How about we do cosplay? [13:37] Nagi     Do you have outfits? [13:38] Erika     How about impressions, then? [13:40] Nagi     Of what? [13:41] Erika     Should we regroup? [13:43] Nagi     We don't have time! [13:44] Erika     What do we do, then?! [13:45] Stalker     Lies! [13:48] Stalker     Lies! All lies! Stop lying! [13:51] Erika     Seriously?! [13:54] Stalker     I'm disappointed in you, Erika-tan! [13:56] Stalker     I thought you were a pure, untainted damsel! [13:59] Audience B     He just jumped onto the stage. [13:59] Audience A     Who is that? Is he from our school? [14:01] Audience C     Fight! [14:02] Stalker     How could you lie to me?! [14:04] Stalker     The innocent smiles on Inustagram,     the ladylike elegance and class... [14:09] Stalker     It was all a lie! [14:11] Stalker     You liar! [14:14] Erika     Well, I... [14:17] Nagi     Stop. [14:22] Nagi     Take it back. [14:24] Nagi     Amano-san isn't a liar. [14:28] Erika     Nagi-kun... [14:30] Stalker     No! Shut up! [14:31] Stalker     You take it back! [14:33] Stalker     It's your fault Erika-san got all messed up! [14:40] Erika     He punched him! [14:42] Stalker     Seriously... [14:44] Stalker     What are you to Erika-san?! [14:48] Nagi     I'm just her fiancé. [14:53] Erika     Nagi-kun... was angry? [14:57] Stalker     Onii... [14:58] Ai     Nagi-chan... [15:00] Hiro     Umino-kun... [15:02] Namie; Yohei     Get 'em, Nagi! [15:04] Stalker     Her fiancé? You think I'm an idiot? [15:08] Nagi     Take it back. [15:09] Nagi     Amano-san isn't a liar. [15:11] Yonezawa     They're well past their allotted time! [15:15] Takahashi     Someone, stop them! [15:16] Yonezawa     Everyone, quiet, please! [15:18] Yonezawa     We are canceling the M-1! [15:23] Soichiro     Let's leave. SIGN    All Students     Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,     there will be no winner for this year's M-1.     The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:     Umino Nagi, Class 2-A SIGN    Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,     there will be no winner for this year's M-1.     The following student will be placed on suspension for four days: SIGN    The following student will be     placed on suspension for four days:     Umino Nagi, Class 2-A [15:53] Nagi     What the hell am I doing?! [15:55] Nagi     This is so embarrassing! [15:57] Nagi     I didn't win the M-1 after all that,     and to top it off, I'm suspended! [16:01] Erika     What are you doing? [16:04] Nagi     Amano-san. [16:06] Erika     I brought you some food. [16:08] Erika     You haven't had anything all day, have you? [16:10] Nagi     Er... You made that? [16:13] Erika     I boiled the crap out of it. [16:15] Erika     So it shouldn't make you sick... I think. [16:19] Nagi     This is... porridge, right? [16:21] Nagi     What did you put in it? [16:23] Erika     Frozen fried rice and stuff? [16:24] Nagi     "And stuff"?! [16:25] Erika     Just eat it already. [16:28] Nagi     Uh... okay. [16:36] Nagi     Sorry. [16:43] Nagi     For not winning. [16:45] Nagi     Sorry. [16:48] Erika     Oh. [16:50] Erika     You mean the M-1? [16:51] Erika     I thought you meant you were     sorry it's too gross to eat. [16:54] Nagi     No. [16:56] Erika     Thanks. [16:59] Erika     I appreciated you helping me. [17:04] Erika     You were pretty badass in my mind, at least. [17:11] Nagi     Yeah, but... [17:12] Erika     Enough! [17:29] Erika     Feeling better? [17:32] Nagi     Yeah... I guess. [17:36] Erika     Okay, fine. [17:50] Nagi     Did she just... [17:52] Nagi     What was that?! [17:56] Nagi     Was I hallucinating? [17:58] Nagi     No... [18:01] Nagi     I still feel the sensation! [18:11] Nagi     Wait, wait, wait! [18:12] Nagi     Calm down! [18:15] (Flashback) Erika     Feeling better? [18:17] Nagi     Right. [18:18] Nagi     That's what that was for. [18:22] Nagi     She was just trying to cheer me up. [18:26] Nagi     All that bougie traveling     really does change you. [18:30] Nagi     I guess it's on the lips overseas,     not the cheeks. [18:39] Sachi     I bet that's what you decided. [18:41] Sachi     That's obviously not true. [18:43] Nagi     Sachi?! [18:44] Nagi     How did you know?! [18:46] Sachi     I saw it. [18:48] Sachi     Onee was kissing you. [18:52] Sachi     I was on my way to the bathroom,     and she'd left the door open. [18:59] Sachi     I knew she would do it someday. [19:03] Nagi     What's that supposed to mean? [19:09] Sachi     Well? [19:11] Sachi     How was kissing a girl who isn't     in your family for the first time? [19:15] Nagi     What?! [19:16] Sachi     You never even talked to a girl outside your     family before, and now you've kissed one. [19:23] Sachi     No wonder you're panicked. [19:26] Nagi     Listen, you... [19:28] Nagi     You keep saying "outside my family,"     but you aren't family, either. [19:33] Nagi     You were the first one to kiss me. [19:38] Sachi     Ew! Forget it! [19:40] Sachi     Gross! Gross! [19:40] Nagi     You're the one who asked! [19:42] Nagi     Besides... [19:44] Nagi     It wasn't that kind of kiss. [19:47] Nagi     She meant it as a way to cheer me up,     like an energy drink, because I was bummed out. [19:52] Nagi     That's the kind of person Amano-san is. [19:56] Nagi     Nothing more, nothing less. [19:59] Erika     Hey, Nagi-kun! [20:02] Nagi     Amano-san?! [20:03] Nagi     Thanks, I feel better, by the way. [20:07] Erika     No... [20:08] Erika     What the hell was that kiss?! [20:13] Nagi     Amano-san, may I have a word? [20:20] Nagi     Is that really for you to ask? [20:22] Erika     I know, but... [20:24] Erika     I didn't know what to say. Can you blame me? [20:26] Nagi     What the hell?! [20:30] Erika     What about you? [20:33] Erika     Why did you think that was what it was? [20:37] Nagi     Because... [20:39] Nagi     I thought you were trying to cheer me up. [20:42] Erika     Fair point. [20:43] Nagi     Yeah. [20:45] Nagi     No, why are we having this conversation? [20:48] Erika     That's definitely true. [20:51] Erika     I thought you might die,     the way you were acting. [20:54] Nagi     I won't deny that. [20:56] Erika     You wouldn't eat, and you were     blaming yourself for some reason. [21:01] Erika     So... you know. [21:03] Nagi     Yes... Sorry about that. [21:05] Nagi     Also, Sachi saw you kissing me. [21:09] Erika     No way! Really?! [21:13] Nagi     Be careful, would you? [21:15] Nagi     We're living under the same roof. [21:18] Nagi     That kind of thing makes it difficult. [21:22] Erika     That's it! [21:24] Erika     It's because I saw Sachi-chan kiss you! [21:26] Nagi     What?! [21:28] Nagi     You mean it's Sachi's fault? [21:30] Erika     You could say so. [21:32] Erika     There's no question that Sachi-chan     kissing you was what triggered it. [21:40] Nagi     So you just needed to kiss someone,     and it didn't matter who. [21:44] Erika     Wrong. [21:47] Erika     I saw her kissing you and realized     I didn't want her to take you from me. [21:51] Erika     Instinctively. [21:55] Nagi     Don't say that like I'm a toy. [21:57] Nagi     I'm engaged to you. [22:02] Erika     That's exactly the point. [22:15] Sachi     So, did you figure it out? [22:19] Nagi     Huh? [22:20] Nagi     Yeah, I guess. [22:22] Nagi     You should go take a bath. [22:25] Sachi     I know. [22:28] Sachi     By the way, Onii... [22:30] Sachi     Your face is beet red. Did something happen? [22:35] Nagi     Not really. [22:39] Sachi     Uh-huh. [22:45] Sachi     What was with Onii's face? [22:51] Sachi     There's definitely something behind it. [22:56] Sachi     It's finally happened. SIGN    Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me [23:35] Nagi     "Thank You for Falling in Love With Me!" 12 - Thank You for Falling in Love with Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Erika     I appreciated you helping me. [00:04] (Flashback) Erika     You were pretty badass in my mind, at least. [00:10] (Flashback) Nagi     Yeah, but... [00:12] (Flashback) Erika     Enough! [00:29] (Flashback) Erika     Feeling better? [00:32] (Flashback) Nagi     Yeah... I guess. [02:08] Dialogue     Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me [02:10] Sachi     Onii, are you eating? [02:13] Nagi     I'll eat in my room. [02:14] Nagi     Could you leave it by my door? [02:16] Sachi     Are you assuming I'm cooking? [02:19] Sachi     You make it, Onii. [02:21] Nagi     I'm suspended right now. [02:23] Nagi     I can't leave my room. [02:25] Sachi     What kind of suspension is that? [02:28] Nagi     I don't know how to face Amano-san anymore. [02:38] Nagi     Damn it, focus on studying! [02:43] Hiro     Hi. Delivery. [02:47] Nagi     That voice! [02:50] Hiro     Hello. [02:53] Hiro     I bought some pizza. [02:56] Erika     Hiro-chan. Welcome. [02:58] Erika     What's the occasion? [03:00] Erika     Come in. [03:01] Hiro     Thanks. [03:03] Hiro     Well, I heard Umino-kun was suspended. [03:07] Hiro     I was wondering how he was doing. [03:09] Nagi     Segawa-san?! [03:10] Erika     He said he isn't seeing anyone. [03:13] Hiro     What kind of suspension is that?! [03:14] Nagi     She's worried about me? [03:15] Erika     Right? [03:16] Nagi     So considerate! [03:20] Hiro     By the way... [03:22] Hiro     I heard you kissed Umino-kun. [03:26] Erika     How did you find out?! [03:27] Nagi     No kidding! [03:36] Nagi     It's Sachi. [03:38] Hiro     I guess, given what happened,     a kiss or two to thank him... [03:46] Erika     Yeah, I know... [03:51] Erika     But I'm not sure why I did it, either. [03:55] Erika     It's true that I don't want anyone to take him. [04:01] Hiro     You know, Erika-chan, that's... [04:06] Hiro     the ultimate familial love. [04:13] Erika     You think so? [04:14] Hiro     I mean, think about it. [04:16] Hiro     You kissed him on the lips     right from the start. [04:19] Hiro     That sounds like family to me. [04:20] Erika     You're right! [04:22] Hiro     You'd kiss him on the cheek     first if it were a romantic kiss. [04:26] Hiro     It's supposed to start slowly. [04:30] Hiro     You have to think carefully     about how you're going to [04:33] Hiro     close your distance with the person, you know? [04:35] Nagi     Segawa-san... [04:38] Nagi     You're jealous, aren't you? [04:41] Nagi     So adorable! [04:44] Hiro     Well, I should get going. [04:46] Erika     Thanks for the pizza. It was delicious. [04:49] Hiro     I'm happy for you, though. [04:51] Hiro     You've finally become family, living with him. [04:57] Hiro     See you soon. [04:58] Erika     Yup. [05:01] Erika     Family, huh? [05:07] Ai     I brought a gift. [05:10] Ai     I see... [05:11] Ai     So I won't be seeing Nagi-chan. [05:14] Erika     How stuck-up do you have     to be that you wouldn't [05:16] Erika     see your family because you're suspended? [05:18] Ai     That sounds like Nagi-chan. [05:21] Ai     By the way, Erika-san... [05:23] Ai     Is it true that you kissed Nagi-chan? [05:28] Ai     I'm relieved, though. [05:31] Ai     I mean, you've finally gone from     being friends to being best friends. [05:38] Erika     You're telling me Nagi-kun's my bestie? [05:42] Ai     Yes. [05:46] Ai     I used to kiss him all the time     when we were little. [05:50] Erika     Is that how it is with besties? [05:52] Nagi     What a blatant lie! [05:54] Ai     Well, I'd better get going. [05:56] Erika     Okay. [05:56] Erika     Thanks. [06:00] Erika     Again?! [06:01] Erika     Who is it this time?! [06:02] Delivery     Thank you. [06:04] Sachi     The pizza arrived. [06:05] Erika     Why did you order pizza?! [06:06] Sachi     Onii said he isn't cooking, so... [06:10] Sachi     I didn't think we'd be getting more. [06:13] Erika     Okay, we're having a pizza party today! [06:16] Sachi     You know, those two didn't get it at all. [06:21] Sachi     You and Onii are finally true rivals. [06:26] Erika     Rivals? [06:27] Erika     Rivals kiss each other? [06:30] Sachi     I heard that humans kiss each other     when they hate each other enough. [06:33] Erika     Really? I had no idea. [06:36] Sachi     And to prove it, you two fight all the time. [06:44] Erika     We do! [06:47] Nagi     Does Amano-san really have no feelings for me? [06:52] Erika     This crab one is so good! [06:53] Nagi     That must be a thing where... [06:55] (Flashback) Erika     I saw her kissing you and realized     I didn't want her to take you from me. [07:00] (Flashback) Erika     Instinctively. [07:01] Nagi     I'm her pet... [07:03] Nagi     Her slave... [07:05] Nagi     Her housekeeper... [07:06] Nagi     Rich people are so scary! [07:08] Nagi     She's been manipulating me all this time! [07:11] Nagi     Amano-san's acting like nothing happened. [07:13] Nagi     I feel stupid letting it get to me. [07:17] Nagi     I'm just gonna have to focus on studying. [07:23] Nagi     That said, I still feel weird seeing her. [07:26] Nagi     I gotta wait until my     suspension is over, at least. [07:32] Nagi     Okay, no one's around. SIGN    Shio-ramen [07:35] Nagi     Guess I'll whip up some ramen. [07:39] Nagi     Jeez, I keep telling those two to fold     the boxes before throwing them out! [07:44] Nagi     Come on. [07:46] Erika     No, that's not the point. [07:52] Erika     I want you to call that whole thing off. [07:57] Nagi     Amano-san's here?! [08:00] Nagi     "That whole thing"? Call it off? [08:01] Erika     I know. [08:03] Nagi     Is she talking to her dad? [08:06] Erika     That's not it. [08:08] Erika     Could you actually listen to     what I'm trying to say? [08:12] Erika     I didn't know until now, but there's something     I realized after my friends told me. [08:19] Erika     So, well... [08:23] Erika     I seem to be in love with Nagi-kun. [08:35] Nagi     What?! [08:52] Nagi     What the hell was that?! [08:55] Nagi     What's going on?! [09:01] Nagi     Shit! The ramen! [09:06] Erika     Nagi-kun? [09:08] Erika     Were you... listening just now, by any chance? [09:13] Nagi     Listening to what? [09:15] Nagi     I got hungry, so I was making ramen. [09:17] Nagi     Was that your dad on the phone? [09:19] Nagi     Sounded pretty intense. [09:26] Erika     Pretend you heard nothing. [09:33] Erika     It's just going to make things complicated. [09:40] Nagi     All right. [09:52] Nagi     Yeah, right! How am I supposed     to pretend I didn't hear that?! [09:57] Yohei     Literally, totally out of the blue! [10:00] Yohei     Isn't that right, Nagi? [10:03] Nagi     Yeah... [10:05] Nagi     Why fishing, though? [10:06] Nagi     I'm suspended right now. [10:08] Yohei     That's exactly why. [10:11] Yohei     You grew up an A-student,     so now you're all butt-hurt. [10:14] Yohei     Don't sweat it. [10:16] Yohei     I got suspended all the time! [10:19] Yohei     At least ten times, for sure. [10:21] Nagi     I feel bad for your school. [10:24] Nagi     I guess I'm not one to talk. [10:27] Yohei     The fact is that you protected Erika-chan. [10:31] Yohei     You snapped when it mattered. [10:32] Yohei     I'm proud you're my son. [10:38] Nagi     What? [10:41] Yohei     That said... [10:45] Yohei     That was, without a doubt, love! [10:51] Nagi     Is that what it is? [10:54] Nagi     It's true that I thought she was     cute when I first met her. [10:58] Nagi     And I like being around her. [11:00] Nagi     Most of all, I doubt I'd feel     the way I did being kissed [11:04] Nagi     by someone I didn't have feelings for. [11:06] Yohei     There are some things in the world     that there's no point in overthinking. [11:15] Yohei     Umino family wisdom: [11:17] Yohei     Take a leap of faith! [11:21] Nagi     He's right. [11:22] Nagi     I'm leaping. [11:24] Nagi     Right now! [11:26] Nagi     Amano-san! [11:27] Erika     Hey, you're back. [11:29] Nagi     Thank you for falling in love with me. [11:35] Nagi     I... [11:37] Nagi     I feel the same way about you. [12:00] Nagi     What was that for?! [12:04] Erika     Cut that shit out! [12:08] Erika     I told you to keep it cool and pretend you     heard nothing so it doesn't get complicated! [12:13] Erika     So why the hell would you give me a reply?! [12:16] Nagi     I told you, I feel the same about you. [12:19] Erika     No, no, no! [12:21] Erika     I appreciate it, but I'm not ready yet! [12:24] Nagi     Look... [12:25] Erika     We just kicked off! [12:29] Erika     It's too early for you to make your shot! [12:32] Nagi     I mean, I'm the same way. [12:35] Nagi     I might be in love with you. [12:40] Erika     Uh-huh? [12:46] Nagi     So let's go see your dad together. [12:52] (Flashback) Erika     Why don't I get to go to the zoo with Dad? [12:56] (Flashback) Erika     Everyone at school says they went     to the zoo with their dads. [13:01] (Flashback) Erika     But not me. [13:03] (Flashback) Housekeeper     Oh, miss... [13:08] (Flashback) Housekeeper     Your father is a very busy man. [13:11] (Flashback) Housekeeper     You're the daughter of a CEO. [13:13] (Flashback) Housekeeper     You mustn't be so selfish. [13:15] (Flashback) Erika     But I want to go to the zoo! [13:19] (Flashback) Housekeeper     How about you go with me? [13:21] (Flashback) Housekeeper     We'll take lots of photos to show your father. [13:26] (Flashback) Housekeeper     Miss! [13:27] (Flashback) Female staff?     Your father's an amazing man. [13:30] (Flashback) Man     He was on TV, too, wasn't he? [13:32] (Flashback) Foreigner     He's famous in my country, too. [13:39] Erika     Dad's always surrounded by important people. [13:42] Erika     I could never get close. [13:46] Erika     He's a famous hotel tycoon, after all. [13:53] Nagi     Stop living together? [13:55] Erika     Yeah. [13:57] Erika     Dad talked to me before the     culture festival and told me to. [14:01] Nagi     I figured it'd be something like that. [14:06] Erika     Can I assume you want to see my dad because     you don't want to stop living with me? [14:13] Nagi     W-Well, yeah. [14:16] Nagi     I finally got my freedom. [14:21] Erika     That's a relief. [14:22] Erika     I ended up telling Dad on the phone, [14:24] Erika     and then I hung up before     I could hear his response. [14:27] Erika     I feel better knowing you're coming with me. [14:30] Nagi     You feel better? [14:32] Erika     I don't think I could explain on my own. [14:36] Nagi     I knew they didn't get along,     but aren't they father and daughter? [14:43] Soichiro     I apologize for bringing both     of you out to such a place. [14:47] Soichiro     It was so sudden, I couldn't get out of work. [14:51] Nagi     Work? [14:53] Soichiro     That's right. [14:54] Soichiro     I plan on making a mobile seaborne hotel. [14:58] Soichiro     I'm here today to do some research. [15:01] Nagi     So... [15:02] Nagi     I heard from Amano-san. [15:04] Nagi     We don't want to call off living together yet. [15:07] Soichiro     It seems so. [15:09] Erika     Didn't I tell you, Dad? [15:12] Erika     About how I feel about Nagi-kun. [15:15] Soichiro     What about you, Nagi-kun? [15:17] Soichiro     What do you think of Erika? [15:22] Nagi     I feel the same way. [15:23] Nagi     I have romantic feelings for her. [15:25] Erika     You don't need to be so direct about it. [15:32] Erika     I've never seen Dad laugh before. [15:36] Nagi     Did I say something funny? [15:38] Soichiro     Sorry about that. [15:41] Soichiro     You caught me off-guard. [15:44] Soichiro     Well, well... [15:46] Soichiro     A young man and woman spend     half a year together under one roof, [15:49] Soichiro     and that's your conclusion? [15:53] Soichiro     So little has happened in that time, [15:55] Soichiro     I thought getting married     might be out of the question. [15:59] Soichiro     That's why I'm calling for     an end to the cohabitation. [16:03] Soichiro     To think that in all that time, you'd     merely just realized that you're in love... [16:09] Nagi     Something's not right.     Not with my parents, either. [16:12] Nagi     Do couples normally move that quick? [16:19] Soichiro     Your time as students is precious.     You mustn't waste it. [16:24] Soichiro     You finally understand your feelings     for each other after half a year. [16:29] Soichiro     Why don't you take the opportunity     to separate for a while? [16:33] Nagi     What do you mean? [16:35] Nagi     I thought he was trying     to make us get married. [16:40] Erika     Hey... [16:41] Erika     What about you and Mom? [16:45] Erika     It took you two ten years after that     culture festival to get married, didn't it? [16:52] Soichiro     You're right. [16:54] Soichiro     We didn't get married until we     finished college and found work. [16:58] Erika     What happened in that time? [17:01] Soichiro     Let's see... [17:05] Soichiro     Come to think of it, it took three years     after we started dating to finally hold hands, [17:09] Soichiro     and four years to kiss. [17:11] Nagi     And you're here judging us?! [17:15] Erika     That's what you did, huh? [17:18] Erika     I think that's what I want to do, too, then. [17:22] Erika     I want to try a proper relationship,     one step at a time. [17:30] Nagi     I see. [17:32] Nagi     So that's Amano-san's dating style. [17:36] Soichiro     I never would have thought the day     would come when you'd say that. [17:40] Soichiro     I was the same way. [17:43] Soichiro     Perhaps that's how high school couples are. [17:47] Soichiro     Meeting you two today     reminded me of my past self. [17:51] Soichiro     It seems I rushed things a little. [17:56] Soichiro     Let's see how things go with your cohabitation. [18:04] Erika     I'm glad you were here today. [18:08] Erika     I finally got to tell Dad what I really     feel because you opened up first. [18:14] Nagi     Oh, sure. [18:16] Nagi     We should be more open from now on. [18:19] Erika     Yeah, I'll do that. [18:22] Soichiro     Exactly. [18:25] Soichiro     You need to be prepared first before you     take on the long voyage that is life. [18:29] Soichiro     How foolish it is to set out on     an adventure on impulse alone... [18:34] Soichiro     It pays to be extra careful. [18:39] Soichiro     That said... [18:42] Erika     Well, then, Nagi-kun, now that we're here... [18:46] Nagi     Yeah. [18:49] Erika     I look forward to our continued relationship. [18:52] Nagi     L-Likewise. [18:55] Soichiro     Your story doesn't go at     the pace you hope it will. [19:04] Sousuke     It isn't going to go the way you hope. [19:13] Erika     Man, I'm starving. [19:16] Sachi     Hey, Onii, I'm hungry. [19:19] Nagi     What?! [19:20] Nagi     I'm behind on my studies     thanks to the suspension! [19:24] Nagi     Make your own food! [19:25] Erika     Wanna order pizza? [19:28] Sachi     I'm tired of pizza. [19:31] Hiro; Ai     Hello! [19:32] Erika     Hiro-chan and Ai-chan? [19:34] Erika     They might have brought us pizza! [19:38] Hiro; Ai     Thanks for having us. SIGN    Meguro Myoujin     Wedding Information [19:40] Hiro     The pamphlet samples are done. [19:44] Erika     Really?! [19:45] Erika     That's not exactly pizza, but this is great! [19:47] Erika     I wanna see! [19:48] Hiro     You're all in it. [19:50] Ai     I can't wait. [19:52] Sachi     I don't care. [19:55] Erika     You're in it, too. [20:01] Erika     This can't be legal. [20:02] Hiro     We're thinking of doing     school uniform weddings. [20:07] Hiro     Though, I still think me     in traditional clothes [20:11] Hiro     is the best look for Meguro Myoujin. [20:14] Sachi     You're so competitive. [20:16] Erika     You look good in a qipao, too. [20:19] Ai     Yup. [20:20] Ai     I have to promote myself     worldwide going forward. [20:23] Ai     I won't survive in the global market otherwise. [20:28] Erika     This photo's so good! [20:34] Erika     I wonder if this is going to be me someday. [20:38] Hiro     The dress looks nice, too. [20:40] Hiro     I'm so proud of my shrine. [20:42] Erika     That's what you're praising? [20:45] Erika     Come on, Hiro-chan. [20:48] Erika     This one's nice. [20:49] Nagi     Who am I... [20:50] Ai     Oh, you're right. [20:51] Hiro     This one's cute. [20:53] Nagi     supposed to be with going forward?! [20:56] Erika     I kinda feel bad for him, though. [21:02] Ai     He's a criminal. [21:06] Sachi     That's just right for Onii. [21:09] Nagi     What do you mean by that?! [21:13] Hiro     Mom absolutely insisted. [21:26] Erika     U-kun's back again. [21:29] Hiro     Mom was obsessed with that news. [21:32] Ai     I don't hate it. [21:36] Nagi     What the hell?! [21:38] Sachi     Hey, this one's beautiful. [21:40] Erika     It is! [21:42] Hiro     That's because of the model. [21:44] Ai     May I use this on my website? [21:48] Erika     Nagi-kun, I'm getting hungry.     Could you make us something? [21:51] Hiro     I haven't had anything, either. [21:54] Ai     I'd like to partake, as well. [21:56] Sachi     Onii, four katsudon! [21:59] Hiro     Umino-kun. [21:59] Sachi     Onii! [21:59] Ai     Nagi-chan. [21:59] Erika     Nagi-kun. [22:00] Nagi     Where the hell is my life going?! [23:28] Hiro     Wanna go out with me?