Season 2

1 - Who Was Umino-kun's First Love?
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[00:00] Nagi
    There was an accident that day.
[00:03] Nagi
    The two of us, who happened to be born
    on the same day at the same hospital,
[00:06] Nagi
    were swapped at birth.
[00:09] Nagi
    The son of a poor eatery owner, Umino Nagi.
[00:13] Nagi
    The daughter of a well-off
    hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
[00:16] Nagi
    We met on our 17th birthday
    and learned that we were engaged.
[00:22] Nagi
    We began our life together
    despite our apprehensions.
[00:27] Nagi
    I became involved with Segawa-san, my crush
    and my school's most capable student,
[00:32] Nagi
    and my adoptive sister, Sachi,
    in a complicated bundle of relationships.
[00:37] Nagi
    And now, there's one more.
SIGN    Episode 1: Who's Umino-kun's First Love?
[02:20] Hiro
    I'll be here, in your care, going forward.
[02:27] Hiro
    I won't live my life simply following
    the tracks laid down by my parents!
[02:31] Hiro
    I absolutely refuse!
[02:32] Hiro
    And to think I'd have to marry
    someone chosen by my parents...
[02:35] Hiro
    I may as well be dead!
[02:36] Hiro
    Don't you agree?
[02:41] Nagi
    Ma'am!
[02:42] Hiro
    Yes, Umino-kun.
[02:43] Nagi
    So you ran away from home because
    you didn't want to meet your fiancé.
[02:47] Nagi
    Is that correct?
[02:49] Hiro
    I'm not running away from home!
[02:51] Hiro
    I'm going to war!
[02:52] Nagi
    So badass!
[02:54] Erika
    I thought Hiro-chan was just
    a soft, ditzy honor student.
[02:58] Sachi
    I can't believe I asked her to tutor me.
[03:01] Sachi
    She's utterly merciless.
[03:03] Hiro
    My fiancé is coming tomorrow unannounced...
[03:06] Hiro
    There's no taking it back once I meet him.
[03:08] Hiro
    They're just going to press the issue.
[03:12] Sachi
    There are two such victims right here.
[03:15] Erika
    I can't deny that, I guess.
[03:19] Hiro
    My parents' happiness and
    my own happiness aren't in line!
[03:23] Hiro
    I'm choosing what happiness means for myself!
[03:25] Nagi
    Hell yeah!
[03:27] Erika
    Onii...
[03:30] Nagi
    By the way, Segawa-san...
[03:32] Hiro
    What is it?
[03:34] Nagi
    I'm all for running away from home,
[03:37] Nagi
    but I don't know about you doing it
    without your parents' permission.
[03:40] Hiro
    So you're okay with me
    marrying my fiancé, then?
[03:45] Nagi
    Please do live with us here!
[03:47] Sachi
    Onii...
[03:49] Sachi
    This is Erika-chan's place, though.
[03:51] Sachi
    People living here without permission...
[03:53] Hiro
    I never said I'd tutor you for free, did I?
[03:57] Sachi
    Oh, it'd be great if you'd live with us!
[04:01] Sachi
    Erika-onee, you gotta make yourself clear!
[04:05] Erika
    That means I get to live with Hiro-chan!
[04:08] Hiro
    Thanks, Erika-chan.
[04:10] Nagi
    Of course a well-to-do girl
    would be so welcoming.
[04:14] Sachi
    Okay...
[04:15] Sachi
    There's just one problem if
    we're going through with this:
[04:18] Sachi
    how we're sharing our rooms.
[04:21] Nagi
    Indeed.
[04:23] Nagi
    There are only two rooms upstairs.
[04:26] Nagi
    It's currently Amano-san and Sachi
    in one room and me in the other.
[04:31] Nagi
    It definitely wouldn't be right for me and
    Segawa-san to sleep in the same room, right?
[04:37] Hiro
    I wouldn't mind.
[04:40] Hiro
    We were together at the inn, remember?
[04:43] Erika
    True...
[04:44] Erika
    Nagi-kun's room has a loft.
[04:47] Nagi
    Hey!
[04:48] Nagi
    I get to sleep every night
    with a view of Segawa-san?!
[04:56] Nagi
    Yum!
[04:57] Sachi
    That's not happening!
[04:59] Sachi
    All three of you are engaged, aren't you?
[05:02] Erika
    What are we supposed to do, then?
[05:04] Sachi
    I'll take the room with the loft.
[05:07] Sachi
    I'm technically his sister.
[05:09] Erika
    Are you sure, Sachi-chan?
[05:11] Nagi
    Since when do you care?
[05:13] Sachi
    It's fine.
[05:15] Sachi
    Onii's going to be living in the loft anyway.
[05:17] Nagi
    What is this, a prison?
[05:19] Erika
    I suppose I'll have to share a room
    with him, since we're engaged.
[05:24] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[05:25] Erika
    The two of us were supposed
    to live here together originally.
[05:29] Erika
    We're basically going back
    to when we first met.
[05:32] Nagi
    I guess Amano-san wasn't entirely
    against living with me.
[05:36] Erika
    Then again...
[05:38] Erika
    Nagi-kun always peeks in the shower.
[05:41] Erika
    And tries to sleep in my bed.
[05:44] Erika
    And keeps looking at my panties.
[05:47] Nagi
    Those were all your fault!
[05:49] Nagi
    Okay, okay.
[05:51] Nagi
    Why don't you three girls
    share a room together?
[05:55] Nagi
    I'll take a room by myself.
[05:57] Nagi
    Nailed it!
[05:59] Nagi
    That was a perfect answer.
[06:04] All
    What?
[06:07] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:09] Nagi
    Why the storage?
[06:12] Nagi
    So Amano-san and Sachi are sharing a room,
    and Segawa-san is taking my room.
[06:18] Nagi
    I just need to endure
    until Segawa-san goes home.
[06:22] Nagi
    Besides...
[06:23] Nagi
    The thought of Segawa-san
    sleeping in my bed is kinda exciting.
[06:27] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm not marrying someone my parents chose!
[06:31] Nagi
    That must mean she's thinking
    about me, potentially, right?
[06:36] Nagi
    This is an opportunity!
[06:38] Erika
    What is?
[06:39] Nagi
    Who said you could come in?!
[06:41] Erika
    Why wouldn't I? It's a storage room.
[06:45] Erika
    What a shock, huh?
[06:47] Erika
    I never thought Hiro-chan
    would be living with us, too.
[06:50] Nagi
    I mean, she's more than
    welcome as far as I'm concerned.
[06:54] Erika
    You're such a dolt. Look at the reality.
[06:57] Erika
    Living with someone means you're
    going to see each other's flaws.
[07:01] Erika
    There's a chance she'll end up hating you.
[07:05] Erika
    She might even show a side
    of herself that turns you off, too.
[07:10] Nagi
    Not to worry. She has no such side.
[07:12] Erika
    You're that certain?!
[07:15] Erika
    You know, I've realized something.
[07:20] Erika
    I've been rebelling because I was tired of
    my parents making all my decisions for me.
[07:25] Erika
    But now I have plenty of freedom, right?
[07:28] Nagi
    I'm not so sure.
[07:29] Erika
    I do!
[07:31] Erika
    So, well...
[07:33] Erika
    That's why seeing Hiro-chan
    today made me think.
[07:39] Erika
    My real mom and dad told me
    I didn't need to get married.
[07:44] Erika
    But if we want to see
    all of our parents happy...
[07:49] Erika
    That would mean I'd have to marry you.
[07:57] Nagi
    I guess so, but...
[08:00] Nagi
    Where'd that come from?
[08:02] Erika
    I just never really thought about it until now.
[08:05] Erika
    I still want to be on
    good terms with my family.
[08:10] Nagi
    I do get it.
[08:11] Erika
    Right?
[08:13] Nagi
    But I'm against sacrificing ourselves for it.
[08:18] Erika
    I don't want to either, idiot!
[08:20] Erika
    Goodnight!
[08:23] Nagi
    She's right, though.
[08:25] Nagi
    I've never thought about what kind of
    marriage would make my parents happy.
[08:30] Nagi
    Would my parents be happy
    if I married Segawa-san?
[08:35] Nagi
    What even is a happy marriage?
[08:58] Hiro
    Morning, Umino-kun.
[09:00] Nagi
    Good morn—
[09:02] Nagi
    What are you doing?!
[09:03] Hiro
    I thought I'd make breakfast.
[09:06] Nagi
    Wait, wait. That's my job.
[09:08] Hiro
    I can't allow that.
[09:11] Hiro
    I'm freeloading, after all.
[09:13] Nagi
    Okay, if you insist...
[09:16] Nagi
    Does this mean I get to enjoy
    Segawa-san's home cooking?!
[09:20] Hiro
    I knew this would come in handy.
[09:24] Nagi
    What's that?
[09:26] Hiro
    It's dried bonito.
[09:31] Sachi
    Morning.
[09:33] Erika
    What's going on?
[09:34] Erika
    You woke me up with all the noise.
[09:36] Sachi
    What?
[09:37] Hiro
    Hurry, hurry...
[09:40] Erika
    Are you working Hiro-chan like a slave?!
[09:43] Sachi
    Onii, you're the worst!
[09:46] Nagi
    I need to talk to you both.
[09:49] Erika
    Divvying up the chores?
[09:51] Nagi
    That's right.
[09:52] Nagi
    If the four of us are gonna be living together,
    I think we should decide this now.
[09:58] Erika
    Why don't we just have someone do it
    whenever they have some time?
[10:01] Sachi
    Exactly.
[10:02] Sachi
    Whoever notices it.
[10:04] Nagi
    And because of that, Segawa-san
    always feels obliged to do everything!
[10:11] Nagi
    First of all, Amano-san, I think you have
    about a month's worth of laundry to do.
[10:15] Erika
    I figure I can always just buy new clothes.
[10:18] Nagi
    Sachi!
[10:19] Nagi
    I thought you were going
    to take care of breakfast.
[10:22] Sachi
    I'm busy with studying.
[10:26] Nagi
    I'm going to be strict from now on.
[10:29] Erika
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Chore Duties
     Breakfast: Segawa-san
     Laundry/Bathroom: Sachi
     Cleaning: Amano-san
     Late-night snacks: Me
     Do anything else that you notice!
[10:31] Nagi
    And so, Segawa-san will
    be in charge of breakfast.
[10:36] Hiro
    Got it. I'll take care of it.
[10:39] Nagi
    By the way...
[10:41] Nagi
    How're the bonito flakes going?
[10:44] Hiro
    It's a bit challenging in a new environment.
[10:47] Hiro
    I can't get them shaved to an even thickness.
[10:50] Nagi
    It's been over an hour now.
[10:53] Sachi
    Hey, Onii!
[10:55] Sachi
    The washing machine exploded!
[10:59] Nagi
    You overloaded it.
[11:01] Nagi
    Don't try to cut corners.
[11:02] Erika
    Hey, Nagi-kun! Get over here!
[11:06] Nagi
    What?
[11:08] Erika
    Look at this.
[11:12] Erika
    It's covered in dust.
[11:15] Erika
    You have to clean more than just
    the parts that you can see.
[11:23] Nagi
    Those two are unbelievable.
[11:26] Nagi
    So, uh... how's breakfast coming along?
[11:30] Hiro
    Umino-kun, you seem to be starving.
[11:33] Hiro
    I finally found out what the problem was.
[11:36] Hiro
    The blade was chipped.
[11:39] Nagi
    It's already noon.
[11:44] Erika
    I'm too hungry to move.
[11:47] Sachi
    I'm gonna die of starvation.
[11:48] Nagi
    Segawa-san, how's breakfast coming?
[11:51] Hiro
    I'm finally getting in the swing of things!
[11:54] Hiro
    I'll shave some flakes for tomorrow, too.
[11:57] Erika
    I know! Let's buy pizza!
[11:58] Nagi
    That's a no-go. We have to
    save on our living expenses.
[12:01] Sachi
    Come on, Onii! I can't!
[12:05] Erika
    What is this? It looks so good!
[12:08] Hiro
    Oyakodon...
[12:10] Hiro
    Or not?
[12:12] Nagi
    It's eggs on leftover pork,
    so rather than "parent-and-child bowl"...
[12:15] Nagi
    It's "strangers bowl"!
[12:16] All
    Let's eat.
[12:19] Sachi
    Why, though?
[12:20] Nagi
    It's perfect for us right now.
[12:23] Nagi
    I was simply reminded today
    that the three of us aren't related.
[12:27] Erika
    What are you being so pissy about?
[12:29] Nagi
    Well, it's true, isn't it?
[12:32] Nagi
    Our parents decided we're engaged,
    and we happened to be swapped at birth.
[12:37] Erika
    Hey, this is so good!
[12:39] Nagi
    Sachi's my sister, but not by blood.
[12:43] Sachi
    Onii, when did you learn to make this?
[12:46] Hiro
    Not bad, Umino-kun.
[12:49] Hiro
    It must be my bonito dashi.
[12:52] Nagi
    So why are we all living together?
[12:58] Erika
    What's wrong?
[12:59] Sachi
    Onii...
[13:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[13:14] Nagi
    Why'd I have to go and cry?!
[13:17] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[13:18] Nagi
    What were those tears for?
[13:23] Nagi
    This is too embarrassing. I should study.
[13:29] Erika
    Nagi-kun, there are some dishes left to do.
[13:31] Nagi
    Would you mind doing them yourself?!
[13:33] Nagi
    There's no privacy in this storage room!
[13:38] Erika
    You know, Nagi-kun...
[13:40] Erika
    I think you were happy.
[13:42] Nagi
    Happy?
[13:44] Erika
    Yup.
[13:46] Nagi
    Do tears happen when you're happy, too?
[13:51] Nagi
    I never knew.
[13:53] Erika
    A power outage?
[13:57] Hiro
    Tonight is horror night.
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[14:11] Hiro
    Have you heard of Kokkuri-san?
[14:13] Erika
    What? I haven't.
[14:15] Nagi
    That Ouija thing you do
    with a ten-yen coin, right?
[14:17] Sachi
    We did it a lot in elementary school.
[14:20] Nagi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:22] Nagi
    You're mashing my finger!
[14:23] Erika
    Shut up, Onii.
[14:25] Hiro
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, we call upon you.
[14:28] Erika
    What?!
[14:29] Hiro
    If you're here, please move to "yes."
[14:33] Erika
    No way, seriously?!
[14:34] Erika
    It actually moved!
[14:36] Hiro
    Okay, let's start with an easy question.
[14:39] Hiro
    Is Erika-chan barefaced
    in her Inustagram photos?
[14:43] Erika
    Me?!
SIGN    Yes
[14:46] Erika
    It's legit.
[14:48] Nagi
    You're not fooling me.
[14:50] Nagi
    Let me ask, then.
[14:51] Nagi
    Who ate the custard pudding
    that I was keeping in the fridge?
[14:55] Nagi
    I know you did it, Sachi!
[14:58] Nagi
    You ate the pudding!
[14:59] Nagi
    And you're the one moving the coin!
[15:03] Nagi
    E...
[15:04] Nagi
    Ri...
[15:06] Nagi
    Ka?!
[15:07] Erika
    How did I get caught?!
[15:08] Nagi
    That was you, Amano-san?!
[15:10] Nagi
    No way...
[15:11] Nagi
    Does Kokkuri-san really exist?
[15:16] Sachi
    Okay, me next.
[15:18] Sachi
    Who was my first kiss?
[15:22] Nagi
    What kind of question is that, Sachi?!
[15:25] Hiro
    Oh?
[15:26] Hiro
    You've already had a kiss, huh?
[15:30] Sachi
    Gee, I don't know.
[15:33] Nagi
    Na...
[15:34] Erika
    No way! Nagi-kun?!
[15:44] Nagi
    No, that was...
[15:46] Hiro
    You did?
[15:49] Nagi
    Mi...
[15:50] Nagi
    E...
[15:51] Nagi
    Namie?!
[15:52] Nagi
    Oh, right, Mom.
[15:55] Sachi
    Mom gets really kissy whens she's drunk.
[15:58] Sachi
    Though, is it just me,
    or are you a bit sweaty, Hiro-san?
[16:03] Hiro
    Well, it is summer.
[16:05] Nagi
    Sachi, why aren't you afraid?!
[16:08] Nagi
    You're possessed by a fox, aren't you?!
[16:10] Sachi
    I'm pretty sure you're the one who's possessed.
[16:12] Erika
    Sachi-chan...
[16:14] Erika
    Do you not believe in Kokkuri-san?
[16:17] Sachi
    When did you get into the costume?
[16:20] Hiro
    Okay...
[16:20] Hiro
    Who's Umino-kun's first love?
[16:25] Erika
    You'd go there?!
[16:26] Hiro
    Why not? I may as well, right?
[16:33] Erika
    It moved!
[16:35] Erika
    A...
[16:37] Erika
    I?
[16:39] Erika
    It wasn't Hiro-chan?!
[16:41] Hiro
    Apparently not.
[16:43] Erika
    Who's Ai, then?!
[16:45] Erika
    What's going on here?!
[16:47] Sachi
    Come to think of it, Onii used to
    be close with a girl by that name.
[16:52] Sachi
    She wasn't your first love, was she?
[16:54] Nagi
    Uh, no? What are you even...
[16:59] (Flashback) Ai
    Can I give you my answer to your
    confession the next time we meet?
[17:09] Nagi
    Kokkuri-san's for real!
[17:10] Nagi
    Holy crap! That's scary!
[17:13] Nagi
    A ghost!
[17:16] Nagi
    Guys?
[17:19] Nagi
    All three of them vanished?
[17:23] Nagi
    What the heck is happening?!
[17:26] Hiro
    Now, here's the question.
[17:28] Hiro
    Whose name will Umino-kun call first?
[17:32] Sachi
    What kind of question is that?
[17:34] Sachi
    Why would he call anyone's name
    other than yours, Hiro-san?
[17:37] Sachi
    Why are you so competitive?
[17:39] Hiro
    I think it'll be Erika-chan.
[17:41] Hiro
    They're engaged, after all.
[17:43] Erika
    Non, non.
[17:44] Erika
    It's always Hiro-chan in these situations.
[17:47] Nagi
    Wait, wait! I need to calm down!
[17:50] Erika; Hiro; Sachi
    Here we go!
[17:51] Nagi
    I'm here! Help me!
[17:55] Erika
    He's calling on himself!
[17:55] Nagi
    Hello?!
[17:57] Erika
    And he's begging for help, no less!
[17:57] Nagi
    I'm in here!
[18:02] Hiro
    That was disappointing, Umino-kun.
[18:04] Erika
    Are you in love with yourself?
[18:05] Sachi
    I knew it, Onii. You're messed up.
[18:08] Nagi
    Oh, there you are.
[18:10] Nagi
    You had me worried, Sachi.
[18:14] Sachi
    Why?!
[18:16] Hiro
    That was unexpected.
[18:23] Erika
    Okay, we're gonna go grocery shopping.
[18:25] Hiro
    We'll see you at home later.
[18:28] Nagi
    Right.
[18:29] Nagi
    Sachi's at school for summer classes.
[18:32] Nagi
    I finally get to be home alone for once.
[18:35] Nagi
    Time for buck-naked summer life!
[18:40] Nagi
    This is how humanity was meant to be.
[18:44] Sachi
    What are you doing?
[18:45] Sachi
    I never knew you used the pool, Onii.
[18:48] Nagi
    Sachi! You're here?!
[18:50] Sachi
    Uh-huh.
[18:51] Sachi
    I just finished summer classes.
[18:53] Nagi
    S-Sorry, but could you leave me by myself?
[18:56] Sachi
    Why?
[19:00] Sachi
    You're naked?!
[19:01] Nagi
    Shut up!
[19:03] Nagi
    Don't you dare tell Amano-san or Segawa-san!
[19:05] Sachi
    Who wouldn't?
[19:07] Nagi
    And you?
[19:08] Nagi
    Why are you in the yard?
[19:11] Sachi
    Like I said, I just got home from school.
[19:14] Nagi
    The entrance is that way.
[19:16] Sachi
    I thought it'd be nice to come home
    through the yard for once.
[19:23] Sachi
    Uh-oh, is that a stray cat?
[19:26] Sachi
    Why is it in our yard?
[19:28] Nagi
    You've been feeding it in secret, haven't you?
[19:32] Nagi
    Can't have a freeloader
    bringing animals home, can we?
[19:36] Nagi
    Ow, ow, ow! I'll keep it a secret!
[19:39] Sachi
    Here you go, Gloomie, eat up.
[19:42] Nagi
    What kind of cat name is that?
[19:44] Sachi
    Well, he's on his own all the time.
[19:47] Sachi
    I'm all that Gloomie has.
[19:53] Sachi
    Another cat?
[19:55] Sachi
    I thought you were a loner!
    You have a girlfriend?!
[19:57] Nagi
    It's not even night and
    you're acting all horny!
[20:01] Nagi
    There he goes.
[20:04] Sachi
    Hey, Onii...
[20:08] Sachi
    What are you going to do
    about getting married?
[20:11] Nagi
    What's this about?
[20:13] Sachi
    I mean...
[20:15] Sachi
    You should give up on Hiro-san already.
[20:18] Sachi
    You have Erika-onee.
[20:21] Nagi
    That's none of your business.
[20:23] Sachi
    Yes, it is!
[20:25] Sachi
    It's going to decide who becomes my big sister.
[20:27] Nagi
    What about you, then?
[20:29] Sachi
    Why me?
[20:31] Nagi
    Remember what you used to say?
[20:33] Nagi
    "I hope for a prince on a white horse."
[20:36] (Flashback) Sachi
    I'm here.
[20:37] (Flashback) Nagi
    You're the prince?!
[20:42] Sachi
    Maybe I'll get one!
[20:44] Sachi
    You never know!
[20:45] Sachi
    Besides, I might get married, too.
[20:50] Nagi
    You plan on getting married?!
[20:52] Sachi
    I told you, you never know.
[20:55] Nagi
    In that case, why don't you stop meddling?
[20:58] Nagi
    I'll decide what happens in my life.
[21:00] Nagi
    It's my choice who I marry.
[21:04] Sachi
    I told you, no!
[21:08] Sachi
    I'm not getting married!
[21:10] Sachi
    So you aren't getting married, either!
[21:13] Nagi
    What?!
[21:15] Nagi
    You're being completely incoherent!
[21:19] Sachi
    Whatever, Onii.
[21:20] Sachi
    You just need to focus on studying.
[21:23] Erika
    We're home!
[21:25] Sachi
    It's Erika-chan and Hiro-san.
[21:26] Erika
    Oh, no! Oh, no!
[21:26] Nagi
    They're home pretty early.
[21:28] Sachi
    I wonder why.
[21:29] Erika
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[21:32] Erika
    There you are!
[21:33] Erika
    You two, chill out!
[21:35] Sachi
    Uh-huh...
[21:36] Nagi
    No, you.
[21:37] Sachi
    Hiro-chan's been abducted!
[21:44] ---
    Umino-tei Diner
[21:45] Ai
    Sniff, sniff.
[21:47] Ai
    Sniff, sniff...
[21:49] Ai
    This scent...
[21:51] Ai
    I remember now!
[21:52] Ai
    The katsudon lunch!
[21:55] Ai
    It's been so long, Umino-tei!
[21:58] Ai
    I haven't been here in a decade.
[22:00] Ai
    I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing!
SIGN    Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
[23:35] Hiro
    Onii confessed to you, didn't he?

2 - Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
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[00:00] ---
    Umino-tei Diner
[00:00] Ai
    Sniff, sniff.
[00:02] Ai
    Sniff, sniff.
[00:04] Ai
    It's been so long!
[00:06] Ai
    I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing!
[00:10] Sachi
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[00:12] Sachi
    There you are!
[00:13] Sachi
    You two, chill out!
[00:15] Sachi
    Hiro-chan's been abducted!
SIGN    Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
[01:53] Erika
    Next up...
[01:55] Erika
    It's a bit of a walk, but I want to
    show you to one of my favorite shops.
[01:58] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll pick out something
    that'll look good on you.
[02:02] (Flashback) Erika
    Huh?
[02:04] (Flashback) Erika
    Wait...
[02:05] (Flashback) Erika
    What is this?
[02:08] (Flashback) Erika
    If you're going to abduct someone, take me!
[02:11] (Flashback) Erika
    My dad can pay all the ransom money you want!
[02:14] (Flashback) Hiro
    It's not like that, Erika-chan.
[02:17] (Flashback) Hiro
    Sorry this is so sudden.
[02:20] (Flashback) Hiro
    Thanks for everything.
[02:22] (Flashback) Erika
    Wait, Hiro-chan!
[02:26] (Flashback) Erika
    Hiro-chan's mom?
[02:29] Nagi
    That's not an abduction, is it?
[02:32] Erika
    It's not?
[02:33] Nagi
    She wouldn't get abducted by her own parents.
[02:36] Erika
    But they just came up to her
    and stuffed her into the car.
[02:39] Sachi
    They just came to bring home
    a runaway. That's all.
[02:42] Nagi
    I was under the impression that she was
    here with her parents' permission.
[02:46] Sachi
    It's pretty lonely now that
    she's suddenly gone.
[02:50] Sachi
    I wanted her to tutor me more, too.
[02:53] Sachi
    There's no challenge anymore.
[02:54] Nagi
    Challenge?
[02:56] Sachi
    Come to think of it...
[02:58] Sachi
    She did say she was running away
    from home to avoid her fiancé.
[03:03] Nagi
    So that's what that was.
[03:05] Nagi
    Now all the pawns are in place.
[03:07] Nagi
    This is a chance to turn it all around!
[03:10] Sachi
    What are you talking about?
[03:11] Erika
    You mean it's time for Hiro-chan
    to meet her fiancé?
[03:16] Erika
    So when she said...
[03:18] (Flashback) Hiro
    Thanks for everything.
[03:21] Erika
    She meant we aren't going to see her anymore?
[03:24] Erika
    What do we do, Nagi-kun?
    I won't stand for this!
[03:27] Nagi
    I won't let that happen.
[03:29] Nagi
    I'll see you later.
[03:30] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun.
[03:32] Erika
    What you're about to do is going
    to change Hiro-chan's destiny.
[03:38] Erika
    Are you still going?
[03:43] Nagi
    There's no reason not to.
SIGN    Meguromyoujin
[03:50] Nagi
    Okay, but now that I'm actually here...
[03:54] Nagi
    Relax.
[03:55] Nagi
    We can talk it out.
[03:58] Nagi
    Be polite.
[03:59] Nagi
    Be earnest.
[04:01] Nagi
    I'm in love with Segawa-san!
[04:04] Nagi
    Please reconsider the engagement!
[04:07] Mother
    If you so insist...
[04:09] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[04:11] Hiro
    I love you!
[04:12] Nagi
    That's it!
[04:16] Nagi
    Pardon me!
SIGN    Gifts
[04:18] Man
    Sorry?
[04:19] Nagi
    Wrong place.
[04:21] Nagi
    Hello!
[04:22] Woman
    May I help you?
SIGN    Diner
[04:24] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[04:26] Nagi
    Where are you?
[04:28] Nagi
    Is this not the place?
[04:35] Nagi
    Wait, Segawa-san!
[04:38] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[04:43] Hiro
    Why...
[04:47] Hiro's Mom
    Let's go, Hiro.
[04:51] Hiro
    Okay.
[04:54] Nagi
    I won't run away from fate.
[04:58] Nagi
    Face it head-on!
[05:02] Nagi
    Fate is yours to determine yourself!
[05:06] (Flashback) Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[05:08] (Flashback) Hiro
    Could you please change my fate?
SIGN    National High School Entrance Prep Exam Results | English | Math
     Overall 1st | Segawa Hiro
     2nd | Umino Nagi
     3rd | Eto Shunichi
     4th | Nakamura Maki
[05:19] (Flashback) Nagi
    I came in second?!
[05:21] (Flashback) Nagi
    I've made first place in every exam
    for the past fifteen years! How?!
[05:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Segawa Hiro...
[05:27] (Flashback) Nagi
    Who is this guy?
[05:32] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm Segawa Hiro. I came from
    Kakinokizaka Middle School.
[05:36] (Flashback) Hiro
    Pleased to meet you all.
[05:41] Nagi
    She's a girl?!
[05:43] Nagi
    I can't believe she'd come to
    the same high school as me.
[05:47] Nagi
    I'm taking first place in the
    first midterm coming up!
SIGN    Term 1 Midterm Exams
     Year Ranking (overall)
SIGN    2nd out of 242 Students
[05:54] (Flashback) Girl 1
    Segawa-san was first again!
[05:56] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Full marks in all five subjects. Holy crap!
[05:59] (Flashback) Girl 3
    She's godly.
[06:00] (Flashback) Girl 4
    Wow, I respect her so much.
[06:03] Nagi
    I've never felt so defeated.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Magnetic
    Reversi
[06:09] Sachi
    Onii-chan, let's play.
[06:12] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm busy preparing for finals.
[06:15] (Flashback) Sachi
    Finals?
SIGN    Study
[06:16] (Flashback) Sachi
    We just had midterms.
[06:19] (Flashback) Sachi
    You've done nothing but study
    ever since you started high school.
[06:22] (Flashback) Sachi
    Do you really want to become
    even more of a loner?
[06:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Shut up.
[06:27] (Flashback) Sachi
    If you hate playing with me that much,
    I'm never going to invite you again!
[06:31] (Flashback) Sachi
    You suck, Onii!
[06:33] Nagi
    "Onii"?
[06:38] Nagi
    I'm taking first place next time.
SIGN    Term 1 Final Exams
    Year Ranking (overall)
SIGN    2nd out of 242 Students
[06:45] Nagi
    But why?!
[06:47] (Flashback) Mob
    She's next level.
[06:49] (Flashback) Mob 2
    I heard she's the only one
    who got that trick question right.
[06:53] Nagi
    And that's the trick question that
    made me miss getting full marks.
[06:57] (Flashback) Mob 2
    Segawa-san's always alone, though, isn't she?
[07:02] Nagi
    It was the first time I'd met one of my own kind.
[07:06] (Flashback) Sachi
    No way.
[07:07] (Flashback) Sachi
    She wouldn't want to be compared with you.
[07:09] (Flashback) Nagi
    What?!
[07:10] (Flashback) Sachi
    I doubt she even sees you as a rival.
[07:14] (Flashback) Sachi
    Those kinds of people
    aren't interested in others.
[07:18] (Flashback) Sachi
    They're too busy thinking about themselves.
[07:20] (Flashback) Sachi
    Ah, I guess you're the same in that sense.
[07:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm going to defeat her.
[07:27] (Flashback) Sachi
    You seem like you're having fun
    these days. I don't like it.
[07:33] Nagi
    Today's the post-break exam.
[07:35] Nagi
    I studied six hours a day
    for this during the summer.
[07:39] Nagi
    I worked hard to hone my scholastic abilities!
[07:41] Nagi
    I'm nothing like I was in the first term!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[07:56] (Flashback) Yohei
    That's from two days ago.
[07:58] (Flashback) Nagi
    There's nothing my gut can't handle.
[08:01] Nagi
    It's that tonkatsu I ate this morning!
[08:04] Nagi
    I totally underestimated it.
[08:06] Nagi
    I'm going to be defeated again...
[08:09] Nagi
    We've lived the same number of years and
    went to school in the same environment.
[08:14] Nagi
    Why can't I beat her?
[08:17] (Flashback) Nurse
    You can't, Segawa-san!
[08:20] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm going back to class.
[08:21] (Flashback) Nurse
    You have a fever of 39 degrees.
[08:24] (Flashback) Nurse
    You ought to go home early.
[08:25] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm fine.
[08:27] (Flashback) Hiro
    I have to take the exam.
[08:29] (Flashback) Hiro
    I can't get first place otherwise.
SIGN    Post-Summer Exam Results
    Overall 1st Segawa Hiro
    2nd Honda Aiko
    3rd Umino Nagi
[08:33] Nagi
    No wonder I keep losing.
[08:37] (Flashback) Nagi
    You took the exam with a fever.
[08:40] (Flashback) Nagi
    I thought that was amazing.
[08:43] (Flashback) Nagi
    That you must be putting in
    incredible effort behind the scenes.
[08:47] (Flashback) Hiro
    You knew?
[08:48] Nagi
    She talked!
[08:49] (Flashback) Hiro
    Yeah. At the nurse's office
    on the day of the exam.
[08:53] (Flashback) Hiro
    I was fighting a stomachache that day,
    but I couldn't make it.
[09:01] (Flashback) Hiro
    Please don't talk to me again.
[09:03] (Flashback) Nagi
    Huh?
[09:04] (Flashback) Hiro
    Don't talk to me again!
[09:15] Nagi
    I should probably apologize, right?
[09:18] Nagi
    Yeah, I'll apologize.
[09:19] Nagi
    She told me not to talk to her, though.
[09:22] (Flashback) Girl A
    What happened to her?
[09:23] (Flashback) Guy A
    Holy crap.
[09:24] (Flashback) Guy B
    She's godly.
[09:28] Negi
    From that day on, Segawa-san changed.
[09:31] Negi
    I think that was the moment
    I fell in love with her.
[09:35] (Flashback) Negi
    I don't get it.
[09:51] Sachi
    Did someone call my name?
[09:55] Ai
    Sachi-chan!
[09:56] Ai
    Sachi-chan!
[09:58] Ai
    Sachi-chan?
[09:59] Ai
    Sachi-chan!
[10:00] Sachi
    You're a ghost!
[10:02] Ai
    Sachi-chan.
[10:05] Sachi
    Ai-chan?
[10:09] Hiro
    The bus is late.
[10:11] Nagi
    It is.
[10:13] Hiro
    What do we do now?
[10:15] Negi
    I guess we go as far as we can.
[10:18] Hiro
    Yeah.
[10:20] Hiro
    What a surprise, though.
[10:22] Hiro
    I thought you'd have more
    than 1,000 yen on you.
[10:25] Hiro
    Not that I have any on me, either.
[10:26] Negi
    I'm sorry! I never thought
    it'd turn out like this!
[10:30] Negi
    I can't believe I grabbed her hand and ran off.
[10:32] Negi
    What have I done?
[10:35] Negi
    I have no regrets, though.
[10:36] Hiro
    Anyway...
[10:38] Hiro
    I sure am hungry.
[10:42] Sachi
    When did you get back?
[10:44] Sachi
    I had no idea.
[10:46] Sachi
    You moved to China, didn't you?
[10:48] Ai
    To Shenzhen in Guangdong Province.
[10:50] Namie
    Welcome back, Ai-chan!
[10:52] Namie
    You've grown so tall.
[10:54] Yohei
    She's totally changed, huh?
[10:57] Sachi
    Right? Especially her outfit.
[11:00] Ai
    This is for work.
[11:02] Namie
    What kind of work?
[11:03] Ai
    That's a secret.
[11:04] Sachi
    She's already working?
[11:07] Yohei
    Ai-chan's always been mature.
[11:10] Namie
    Here you are.
[11:12] Namie
    Your favorite, katsudon.
[11:15] Namie
    You used to have it all the time.
[11:18] Namie
    You even paid with your own pocket money.
[11:20] Ai
    I'm a regular.
[11:23] Namie
    How are your mom and dad?
[11:24] Ai
    About that...
[11:27] Ai
    My family dissolved.
[11:31] Yohei
    What do you mean by that?
[11:33] Ai
    We lived in China for seven years.
[11:36] Ai
    But my father went to Singapore
    and my mother went to France.
[11:39] Ai
    And I chose to live in Japan,
    so our family decided to part ways.
[11:47] Ai
    We had a difference in direction.
[11:50] Namie
    You make it sound like a band breakup!
[11:52] Sachi
    What kind of family does that?
[11:53] Yohei
    I'm happy you're back, though, Ai-chan.
[11:56] Yohei
    You used to play with our kids
    when you were little.
[12:00] Yohei
    And you're a big sister to Nagi,
    being a year older.
[12:03] Ai
    That's right.
[12:05] Ai
    Speaking of Nagi-kun, how is he?
[12:06] Namie
    Oh, get this!
[12:15] Hiro
    Yum!
[12:17] Hiro
    It's important to have a full stomach, huh?
[12:19] Nagi
    Right?
[12:21] Nagi
    We don't even have enough
    for bus fare for two, though...
[12:24] Hiro
    Here.
[12:25] Hiro
    The rest is yours.
[12:27] Hiro
    You can finish it.
[12:30] Nagi
    I'm fine with just the fries!
[12:32] Hiro
    That's not enough.
[12:34] Hiro
    We don't know when we'll
    come across any food next.
[12:37] Nagi
    But this is her leftovers, which means...
[12:39] Nagi
    It's an indirect kiss with Segawa-san!
[12:41] Nagi
    I eat it!
[12:43] Nagi
    I drink it!
[12:46] Hiro
    You're really digging in, Umino-kun.
[12:48] Nagi
    Well, yeah, it's a celebration.
[12:50] Hiro
    A celebration?
SIGN    Amano Erika
    Nagi-kun, where are you??
[12:54] Nagi
    I might have to rely on Amano-san right now.
[12:57] Hiro
    The truth is...
[12:58] Hiro
    I was thinking you might come help me again.
[13:08] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[13:10] Nagi
    You remember what happened that day?
[13:14] (Flashback) Hiro
    Don't talk to me again!
[13:17] Nagi
    Yup.
[13:18] Nagi
    I remember.
[13:19] Hiro
    So, then... is it because of me that you changed?
[13:27] Hiro
    Do you ever wonder why I feel
    like I need to be at the top?
[13:32] Nagi
    Well...
[13:34] Hiro
    To lose my fiancé.
[13:37] Nagi
    To lose him?
[13:38] Hiro
    I love our shrine.
[13:41] Hiro
    It has a 1,300-year history.
[13:44] Hiro
    It's tough finding someone to succeed it.
[13:46] Hiro
    For as long as I can remember,
    I was told that I was engaged.
[13:52] Hiro
    And I just hated it.
[13:53] Nagi
    I get it.
[13:55] Hiro
    I don't need to be engaged.
[13:57] Hiro
    I can protect the shrine myself.
[14:00] Hiro
    For that, I needed to keep getting first place
    and show my parents what I was made of.
[14:05] Nagi
    She's so badass.
[14:09] Hiro
    And yet, you showed up.
[14:14] Hiro
    There's another reason I want
    to be in first place at school.
[14:18] Hiro
    I didn't want anyone to come
    near me, since I have a fiancé.
[14:23] Nagi
    Uh-huh...
[14:24] Nagi
    Yet here I am, getting close
    to her despite being engaged.
[14:28] Hiro
    We'd have to say goodbye someday.
[14:31] Hiro
    I wouldn't be able to bear that.
[14:35] Nagi
    I had no idea you were so prone to loneliness.
[14:38] Hiro
    Really?
[14:40] Hiro
    I'm not.
[14:42] Nagi
    So cute!
[14:44] Nagi
    So the reason you changed back then was...
[14:49] Hiro
    To ward off people like you.
[14:54] Hiro
    So I made up my mind.
[14:56] Hiro
    You wouldn't leave me alone if I was
     number one at only one thing,
[14:59] Hiro
    so I'd be number one in fashion,
    sports, and friendships, too.
[15:03] Hiro
    I'd put myself so far ahead
    that no one could come near me.
[15:08] Nagi
    That's what it was?!
[15:10] Nagi
    It was all to get away from me?
[15:13] Hiro
    But that ended up drawing people closer to me.
[15:17] Hiro
    And I realized I liked that, too.
[15:20] Hiro
    I started liking school.
[15:22] Hiro
    Not to mention...
[15:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm taking you down in the next exam!
[15:26] Hiro
    You came to me anyway.
[15:29] Hiro
    Maybe that means...
[15:31] (Flashback) Hiro
    Don't talk to me again!
[15:35] Hiro
    ...my fate had already changed that day.
[15:40] Nagi
    You mean...
[15:46] Erika
    You there! No living your youth!
[15:49] Erika
    I am the romance police!
[15:51] Hiro
    Erika-chan? Why?
[15:53] Nagi
    You noticed my message?
[15:55] Erika
    Just come with me.
[15:57] Erika
    Come on!
[15:59] Ai
    Swapped at birth and engaged?
[16:01] Namie
    That's why he doesn't live here right now.
[16:04] Ai
    I see.
[16:05] Namie
    Isn't that a shock?
[16:07] Yohei
    Who would have thought, right?
[16:10] Ai
    Nothing's impossible in this world.
[16:13] Ai
    That's what I believe.
[16:15] Namie
    That's true!
[16:16] Yohei
    Y'ain't wrong!
[16:18] Sachi
    That isn't a shock to them?
[16:30] Erika
    I am his fiancée.
[16:34] Erika
    I apologize for my fiancé's behavior.
[16:41] Erika
    Nagi-kun's normally a stubborn worrywart.
[16:46] Erika
    But sometimes he exhibits an
    excessive degree of initiative.
[16:51] Erika
    It's incredibly difficult.
[16:55] Hiro
    Umino-kun's shrinking.
[16:57] Hiro's Mom
    You have to think about those around you.
[17:00] Nagi
    Dead.
[17:02] Hiro's Mom
    To think you two were engaged, though...
[17:06] Hiro's Mom
    You didn't seem like it the last
    time Hiro brought you over.
[17:10] Hiro
    I didn't know anything about
    their relationship at the time!
[17:16] Erika
    It's true, though.
[17:17] Erika
    We don't tell anyone at school.
[17:20] Erika
    Besides, it was my parents who chose
    who I was going to marry, so I was resisting.
[17:26] Hiro's Mom
    Oh, it was?
[17:28] Hiro
    Erika-chan...
[17:29] Erika
    I was so upset at first, I wouldn't
    talk to my dad or even my fiancé.
[17:35] Erika
    But I realized that wasn't right.
[17:39] Erika
    I wasn't resisting.
[17:42] Erika
    I was just running away.
[17:46] Erika
    I wasn't even facing the issue
    of my engagement.
[17:53] Hiro's Mom
    Hiro is my precious only daughter,
    but she's also the successor of this shrine.
[17:58] Hiro's Mom
    It's only natural that I'd be so strict,
    so that she'd understand.
[18:04] Nagi
    Makes sense.
[18:06] Hiro's Mom
    But that's because I want her to be happy.
[18:11] Hiro's Mom
    The two of us need to talk
    it through more, too, huh?
[18:17] Hiro
    Mom...
[18:20] Hiro's Mom
    I apologize for the trouble we caused.
[18:28] Hiro
    Thanks a lot for today.
[18:30] Hiro
    You helped me realize I was just running away.
[18:34] Erika
    I thought it was a bit sassy of me
    to talk to your mom like that,
[18:38] Erika
    but I'm glad I could be of use.
[18:40] Erika
    Unlike a certain someone.
[18:44] Hiro
    Erika-chan.
[18:46] Hiro
    I'm glad you're here.
[18:48] Hiro
    Thanks.
[18:50] Hiro
    Let's go shopping again.
[18:54] Erika
    Yeah.
[18:56] Nagi
    This is so awkward.
[18:58] Hiro
    You, too, Umino-kun.
[19:00] Nagi
    All I did was make a mess.
[19:03] Erika
    True.
[19:08] Nagi
    That's so annoying. What's wrong with you?
[19:11] Nagi
    I feel so stupid.
[19:13] Nagi
    I kind of tried to elope,
[19:15] Nagi
    but then my fiancée saved the day,
    and her mom had to apologize.
[19:19] Erika
    That's not true.
[19:22] Erika
    You're so strong, Nagi-kun.
[19:24] Erika
    If I were you, I would have
    died of embarrassment.
[19:35] Erika
    You did good today.
SIGN    Relaxing
SIGN    Corn Potage
[19:39] Nagi
    Hot corn soup in the middle of the summer?
[19:43] Nagi
    It's actually not bad, though.
[19:45] Erika
    Nothing beats a freezing-cold cola!
[19:49] Nagi
    You got cola for yourself?
[19:51] Erika
    It says it's relaxing, so...
[19:55] Nagi
    It took until today for me to realize...
[19:58] Nagi
    I wasn't even thinking about it, but I was
    relying on you as soon as I was in trouble.
[20:04] Nagi
    I don't think I could have recovered
    if I were on my own now, either.
[20:08] Nagi
    So, well...
[20:09] Erika
    Now you get it.
[20:12] Erika
    You're hopeless without me.
[20:17] Nagi
    Don't boast.
[20:22] Sachi
    You want to go to Onii's place?
[20:24] Ai
    I'll just visit to say hi.
[20:27] Sachi
    Sounds good.
[20:28] Sachi
    Not that it's my place.
[20:30] Sachi
    Great.
[20:31] Sachi
    I want to see how Onii reacts, too.
[20:34] Sachi
    Come to think of it, Onii confessed
    to you seven years ago, didn't he?
[20:42] (Flashback) Sachi
    Can I give you my answer to your
    confession the next time we meet?
[20:51] Sachi
    That was hilarious.
[20:53] Sachi
    An elementary school kid asking someone out.
[20:55] Ai
    Yes.
[20:57] Ai
    I have some thoughts about that.
[21:00] Sachi
    She remembered?
[21:05] Erika
    Nagi-kun's childhood friend?
[21:08] Sachi
    Yeah. She said she wants to see Onii.
[21:11] Erika
    You had one?!
[21:12] Nagi
    Ai-chan?
[21:15] Ai
    Nagi-kun.
[21:16] Ai
    No, Nagi-chan!
[21:19] Ai
    You've grown up exactly as I thought you would.
[21:21] Erika
    "Nagi-chan"?!
[21:23] Nagi
    Why are you here?!
[21:24] Ai
    I'm here to give you my answer.
[21:27] Ai
    You confessed to me the day
    I moved away, remember?
[21:31] Nagi
    Yeah, but that was a long time ago...
[21:34] Erika
    Jeez, Nagi-kun's hitting on everyone!
[21:36] Nagi
    It's not like that!
[21:38] Ai
    I'll give you my answer.
[21:39] Nagi
    It's fine!
[21:40] Nagi
    That was so long ago.
    You can forget about it.
[21:42] Ai
    But...
[21:44] Ai
    there's a reason I came back to Japan.
[21:50] Ai
    I've come back to marry you!
[21:57] Nagi
    Marry me?!
[21:59] Ai
    Whew, I finally said it.
[22:02] Ai
    That's a weight off my shoulders.
SIGN    Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred
[23:35] Ai
    "That, but Times A Hundred."

3 - That, but Times A Hundred
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[00:00] Ai
    There's a reason I came back to Japan.
[00:05] Ai
    I've come back to marry you!
[00:13] Nagi
    Marry me?!
[00:14] Ai
    Whew, I finally said it.
[00:17] Ai
    That's a weight off my shoulders.
[01:52] Nagi
    You came back to marry me?
SIGN    Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred
[01:56] Ai
    Yes.
[02:00] (Flashback) Ai
    Can I give you my answer to your
    confession the next time we meet?
[02:05] Nagi
    Don't you think that's a bit of a leap?!
[02:07] Erika
    True.
[02:08] Sachi
    How did it come to that?!
[02:11] Ai
    I've told you what I wanted to tell you.
[02:13] Ai
    I'm satisfied.
[02:16] Ai
    Well, I'll be going home now.
[02:22] Erika
    What was that about?
[02:24] Nagi
    So, basically...
[02:25] Nagi
    she thought about it for seven years
    and came to the decision to marry me?
[02:31] Nagi
    She hasn't changed.
[02:33] Nagi
    That's Ai-chan for you.
[02:35] Erika
    What do you mean by that?
[02:37] Nagi
    I guess I'll have to reply, then.
[02:39] Erika
    You're going after her?!
[02:41] Nagi
    Umino family wisdom:
    repay sincerity with sincerity.
[02:47] Nagi
    Wait, Ai-chan!
[02:50] Ai
    Nagi-chan.
[02:54] Nagi
    I wanted to give you my answer, too.
[02:57] Nagi
    Thanks.
[02:58] Nagi
    For remembering for seven whole years.
[03:03] Nagi
    But I'm sorry.
[03:05] Nagi
    There's someone I'm in love with right now.
[03:09] Nagi
    In fact, I'm engaged to another person,
    and I also have an unrelated sister.
[03:18] Ai
    I see.
[03:20] Ai
    Understood.
[03:22] Nagi
    Huh?
[03:23] Nagi
    Wait, wait!
[03:24] Nagi
    After you had feelings for me for seven years
    and even considered marrying me?!
[03:31] Ai
    It was unexpected, but it isn't a problem.
[03:36] Nagi
    Okay.
[03:38] Nagi
    Come to think of it,
    Ai-chan's always been this way.
[03:43] Nagi
    Maybe that's what I liked about her.
[03:46] Ai
    And so...
[03:50] Ai
    I'm going to change gears now.
[03:53] Nagi
    O-Okay.
[03:55] Nagi
    What's that supposed to mean?
[03:59] Ai
    Would you please walk me home?
[04:03] Nagi
    I get it.
[04:05] Nagi
    She wants us to continue
    being childhood friends.
[04:08] Nagi
    Sure thing.
[04:12] Nagi
    Wait up!
[04:13] Nagi
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[04:16] Ai
    Because I'm shy about walking home with you.
[04:24] Nagi
    I don't get it.
[04:26] Ai
    I understand.
[04:27] Nagi
    I don't!
[04:29] Ai
    Let's do this.
[04:32] Ai
    Gaze into my eyes.
[04:45] Ai
    Please don't look at me!
[04:47] Ai
    My heart's racing!
[04:49] Nagi
    You told me to!
[04:51] Ai
    Your gaze is too intense
    now that you've grown up.
[04:56] Nagi
    Sorry.
[04:58] Nagi
    Wait, something's not right.
[05:00] Ai
    Okay, final mission.
[05:04] Ai
    Let's go to that old,
    nostalgic snack shop together.
[05:09] Nagi
    It's been so long!
SIGN    Snacks
    Kimura Shouten
SIGN    Cigarettes
[05:11] Nagi
    We used to go together all the time.
[05:13] Ai
    We did.
[05:15] Ai
    But going there with you makes it feel
    like a date. It's making me nervous.
[05:20] Nagi
    You were the one who invited me.
[05:27] Ai
    It's turned into a convenience store...
[05:29] Nagi
    When did that happen?
[05:35] Ai
    Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
[05:38] Ai
    My beloved superball.
[05:41] Nagi
    Oh, yeah.
[05:42] Nagi
    The top prize in the drawing
    you were trying to win.
SIGN    GOGO! 100+10 bonus
    Superball
SIGN    Snacks
    Kimura Shouten
[05:48] (Flashback) Nagi
    "My beloved"?
[05:50] (Flashback) Ai
    It means something you love very much.
[05:54] (Flashback) Ai
    I'm going to put my life on
    the line to get that superball.
SIGN    5th
[06:02] (Flashback) Nagi
    You lost again.
[06:07] (Flashback) Ai
    I won't give up.
[06:08] (Flashback) Ai
    I'll try again tomorrow.
SIGN    3rd
[06:13] (Flashback) Nagi
    Too bad.
[06:17] (Flashback) Ai
    You'd think, statistically,
    I'd have won by now.
[06:22] (Flashback) Ai
    I'm out of this month's allowance.
[06:24] (Flashback) Ai
    I'll come back next week.
[06:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sure.
[06:27] (Flashback) Nagi
    It's gone!
[06:31] (Flashback) Shop
    Someone won that first prize yesterday.
[06:36] (Flashback) Ai
    I see.
[06:38] (Flashback) Nagi
    Nothing you can do about it.
[06:40] (Flashback) Nagi
    Drawings are all about luck.
[06:43] (Flashback) Ai
    It's no problem.
[06:47] (Flashback) Ai
    I've given up.
[06:53] (Flashback) Nagi
    Don't cry, Ai-chan!
[06:56] (Flashback) Ai
    I'm not crying.
[06:57] (Flashback) Nagi
    You are!
[06:59] Nagi
    I remember that.
[07:03] Ai
    Do you get what I'm trying to say, though?
[07:07] Ai
    I pursued the superball for a month, perhaps.
[07:12] Ai
    But it's been seven years this time.
[07:15] Ai
    And more than anything,
    I'm not the same person I was before.
[07:21] Ai
    I'm going to make you mine this time,
[07:25] Ai
    my beloved Nagi-chan.
[07:30] Nagi
    That's what you meant by "change gears"?!
[07:43] Yohei
    What's up, Nagi?
[07:45] Yohei
    You haven't been back home in a while.
[07:47] Yohei
    Aren't you gonna eat?
[07:49] Nagi
    Yeah... nah.
[07:51] Yohei
    How'd it go meeting Ai-chan
    for the first time in a while?
[07:55] Nagi
    About that...
[07:58] Nagi
    It turns out the reason Ai-chan
    came back to Japan was to marry me.
[08:03] Yohei
    Is that what Ai-chan said?
[08:06] Nagi
    Yeah.
[08:17] Nagi
    What?
[08:20] Yohei
    Here it comes!
[08:27] Nagi
    Wh-What was that for?!
[08:29] Yohei
    You little...
[08:31] Yohei
    You're already engaged.
[08:33] Yohei
    What scum you are!
[08:35] Nagi
    No, you've got the wrong idea!
[08:37] Yohei
    Don't talk back to me!
[08:39] Yohei
    Let your fist do the talking!
[08:41] Nagi
    I'm not talking back!
[08:42] Nagi
    I'm explaining!
[08:48] Yohei
    Looks like all that studying
    made you lose your edge.
SIGN    Neighborhood Bulletin
[08:59] Namie
    Hey.
[09:04] Namie
    What's going on here?
[09:10] Namie
    I understand the situation.
[09:12] Namie
    Now, put everything back to how it was.
[09:14] Nagi
    Umino family wisdom!
[09:15] Yohei
    Do as Mom says!
[09:18] Namie
    Oh, also, Nagi...
[09:21] Namie
    I don't remember raising you to be
    someone who makes people cry.
[09:30] Nagi
    Right.
[09:31] Nagi
    I couldn't do anything that day.
[09:34] Nagi
    But I have to confront it head-on this time.
[09:39] Nagi
    I know.
[09:43] Nagi
    But now that she mentions it...
[09:46] Nagi
    There's four?
[09:50] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[09:51] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[09:52] Sachi
    Onii.
[09:53] Ai
    Nagi-chan!
[09:55] Nagi
    Am I actually...
[09:57] Nagi
    in my prime?!
[09:58] Nagi
    Not that I'm popular or anything, but...
[10:00] Yohei
    Speaking of which, Nagi...
[10:02] Yohei
    It seems I got ahead of myself this time.
[10:06] Yohei
    Sorry for picking a fight with you.
[10:09] Nagi
    You always do.
[10:11] Yohei
    Tee-hee.
[10:13] Namie
    Nagi!
[10:14] Namie
    Lend me a hand for once!
[10:17] Nagi
    I'm home.
[10:18] Erika
    You were out awfully late.
[10:21] Nagi
    I stopped by my parents' place.
[10:22] Erika
    Wait.
[10:25] Erika
    I need to talk to you.
[10:33] Nagi
    What was that for?!
[10:37] Erika
    You're the worst, Nagi-kun.
[10:39] Erika
    You're in love with Hiro-chan,
    but you're marrying Ai-chan?
[10:42] Erika
    What's wrong with you?
[10:47] Erika
    I can't believe I'm engaged to a serial
    womanizer and marital fraudster.
[10:54] Erika
    Don't just sit there! Say something!
[10:59] Erika
    I'm so very sorry.
SIGN    Towels
SIGN    Towels
[11:07] Nagi
    Fold them.
[11:11] Erika
    Ai-chan was someone you liked?
[11:13] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:14] Erika
    So you hate her now?
[11:16] Erika
    Or are you in love with both her and Hiro-chan?
[11:22] Nagi
    Hang on, have you never loved anyone?
[11:27] Erika
    Of course I have!
[11:29] Erika
    Mom, Dad, Sachi-chan...
[11:31] Erika
    I love all of them.
[11:32] Erika
    You're whatever, though.
[11:34] Nagi
    You're hopeless.
[11:36] Erika
    What's your problem?
[11:38] Nagi
    You've been alive for seventeen years
    and you've never been in love.
[11:45] Erika
    What do you expect?
[11:47] Erika
    I went to an all-girls school.
[11:49] Erika
    And I've only ever talked
    to important old guys.
[11:53] Erika
    What's it like?
[11:55] Erika
    Being in love?
[12:00] Nagi
    Who asks their fiancé that?
[12:03] Erika
    Just tell me!
[12:07] Nagi
    When do you feel happiest?
[12:11] Erika
    When I'm eating something good.
[12:14] Erika
    When I find cute clothes.
[12:16] Erika
    When I get lots of likes.
[12:20] Nagi
    Like that, but times a hundred.
[12:26] Erika
    That's such a grade school analogy.
[12:28] Nagi
    I explained in a way you would understand.
[12:33] Nagi
    Also...
[12:36] Nagi
    You've never folded towels before, have you?
[12:38] Erika
    But this is how I see bath towels folded.
[12:40] Nagi
    In a hotel, maybe!
[12:43] Erika
    I have an idea!
[12:46] Nagi
    You aren't done folding!
[12:51] Erika
    It's pretty.
[12:52] Nagi
    Why fireworks?
[12:54] Erika
    We bought them when Hiro-chan was over
    so we could all play with them together.
[12:58] Nagi
    What?!
[13:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun. Look, look!
[13:03] Nagi
    I missed out!
[13:05] Erika
    You're weird, though.
[13:07] Nagi
    And now I'm being dissed!
[13:09] Erika
    Hiro-chan and Ai-chan are nothing alike.
[13:13] Erika
    Yet you fell in love with them.
[13:15] Nagi
    Past crushes and current crushes are different.
[13:18] Erika
    Tell me more, please.
[13:20] Nagi
    Ai-chan was because she was my
    neighbor and we had fun hanging out.
[13:24] Nagi
    Segawa-san is a rival from school.
[13:28] Erika
    I get it now!
[13:29] Nagi
    Get what?
[13:30] Erika
    You fall in love with anyone who talks to you!
[13:34] Nagi
    I'm not that eas—I can't deny it, but still!
[13:39] Nagi
    How am I having this conversation
    with my fiancée?
[13:44] Erika
    Wait... Doesn't that mean...
[13:54] Nagi
    Sorry.
[13:55] Erika
    ...you might fall in love with me in the future?
SIGN    Big Fireworks
[14:02] Nagi
    What?! Of course not—
[14:07] Nagi
    necessarily, I guess.
[14:11] Nagi
    We're out of fireworks.
[14:13] Erika
    You clean all this up, Nagi-kun.
[14:15] Nagi
    Me?!
[14:17] Sachi
    Does that mean Onii might
    fall in love with me, too?
[14:24] Erika
    Someone you love, huh?
[14:27] Erika
    Being in love must make people happy.
[14:32] Erika
    I wonder how I'm going to
    feel when I meet Onii-chan.
[14:37] (Flashback) Nagi
    Like that, but times a hundred.
[14:41] Erika
    Why Nagi-kun?!
[14:44] Erika
    When I'm having fun with Nagi-kun,
    does that mean I'm happy?
[14:49] Erika
    Doesn't that mean...
[15:03] Erika
    Wait, wait.
[15:05] Erika
    Fun equals happiness?
[15:07] Erika
    That isn't always true, is it?
[15:10] Erika
    Yeah, that's it!
[15:12] Sachi
    Erika-onee.
[15:15] Sachi
    I'm going to borrow your outfit.
[15:17] Sachi
    What do you think?
[15:18] Erika
    World's cutest!
[15:22] Sachi
    Okay, see you.
[15:24] Nagi
    Where are you headed?
[15:26] Erika
    All dressed up, too.
[15:28] Sachi
    A guy from class asked me out.
[15:33] Erika
    Cool.
[15:37] Nagi/Erika
    What?!
[15:39] Sachi
    Matsuda-kun.
[15:41] Matsuda
    Umino-san.
[15:43] Sachi
    Sorry I'm a bit late.
[15:45] Matsuda
    I-It's cool.
[15:46] Nagi
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[15:49] Erika
    That's a confession.
[15:51] Nagi
    Why are you here?
[15:53] Erika
    Why are you here?!
[15:54] Nagi
    Because, as her big brother,
    I can't let anything happen to her!
[15:58] Erika
    I'm here as her big sister!
[16:02] Matsuda
    What's wrong?
[16:04] Sachi
    Nothing. I guess I was just imagining things.
[16:12] Erika
    H-Hey...
[16:14] Nagi
    Shh.
[16:15] Erika
    Don't cling to me like that.
[16:17] Nagi
    Deal with it. Sachi's going to notice us.
[16:20] (Flashback) Nagi
    Like that, but times a hundred.
[16:27] Nagi
    Are they gone?
[16:29] Erika
    Nagi-kun, this way!
[16:34] Erika
    The perfect disguise!
[16:36] Nagi
    We're so flashy. Are you sure
    we aren't going to stand out?
[16:40] Erika
    What matters is that
    she doesn't notice it's us.
[16:44] Erika
    Besides...
[16:46] Erika
    We won't have to hide in cramped spaces now.
[16:50] Nagi
    Why is she angry?
[16:53] Matsuda
    Here you are.
[16:55] Sachi
    It's the popular one!
[16:57] Sachi
    Thanks!
[17:04] Nagi
    Damn it, Sachi...
[17:05] Nagi
    You're letting him seduce you with that?!
[17:07] Erika
    He might turn out to be her type.
[17:10] Nagi
    No way.
[17:12] Erika
    Also, are you sure you aren't jealous?
[17:14] Nagi
    I'm just worried for her.
[17:16] Nagi
    As her big brother.
[17:18] Nagi
    I think.
[17:19] Erika
    Don't you think you're a bit
    too attached to your sister?
[17:23] Nagi
    Let's go!
[17:29] Nagi
    It's looking pretty romantic all of a sudden.
[17:32] Erika
    Oh, to be young!
[17:34] Nagi
    That's definitely a rejection.
[17:39] Erika
    Professional womanizer.
[17:41] Erika
    Of course you'd know.
[17:42] Nagi
    Stop calling me that.
[17:46] Sachi
    What are you two doing?
[17:49] Sachi
    I know you're there.
[17:51] Erika
    That's weird.
[17:53] Nagi
    We just happened to pass by.
[17:55] Sachi
    Even though you followed me the whole time?
[17:57] Erika
    Busted.
[17:58] Nagi
    You're in middle school!
    You shouldn't be wandering around at night!
[18:01] Nagi
    It's past six!
[18:03] Nagi
    Besides, he was confessing to you, wasn't he?
[18:06] Nagi
    Should you be out on dates
    with entrance exams coming up?
[18:08] Sachi
    That's the point.
[18:10] Sachi
    Matsuda-kun's the smartest guy I know.
[18:13] Sachi
    So I decided to go out with him.
[18:17] Nagi
    You're going out with him?!
[18:19] Nagi
    Do you understand what that entails?
[18:21] Sachi
    Does it bother you that I'm
    going out with someone?
[18:26] Nagi
    What are you talking about?
[18:28] Nagi
    You're my sister!
[18:30] Sachi
    I'm going home.
[18:33] Erika
    Wait, Sachi-chan!
[18:36] Nagi
    Is it bothering me?
[18:41] Nagi
    There's no way!
[18:43] Hiro
    Look out!
[18:46] Hiro
    It's a red light!
[18:48] Nagi
    Sorry—
[18:52] Hiro
    Umino-kun?!
[18:54] Nagi
    Segawa-san?!
SIGN    Karaoke
[18:56] Hiro
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    conscience directives out of control
[19:00] Hiro
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    cannot shut down process Soul
[19:03] Hiro
    Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[19:06] Hiro
    Bzzt bzzt
[19:08] Nagi
    You're so awesome!
[19:11] Nagi
    I never knew you could sing, too.
[19:13] Hiro
    I love this song, "Arc Fault."
[19:17] Nagi
    "Arc Fault" one more time, then!
[19:18] Hiro
    Me again?
[19:21] Nagi
    So you've postponed meeting with your fiancé?
[19:24] Hiro
    We decided to wait until after summer break.
[19:28] Nagi
    Are you satisfied with that?
[19:30] Hiro
    I can't keep running forever.
[19:33] Hiro
    Besides, he might turn out to be a good person.
[19:36] Nagi
    Sure, but...
[19:38] Hiro
    What about you, Umino-kun?
[19:39] Nagi
    I'm...
[19:41] Hiro
    Sachi-chan found a boyfriend?!
[19:44] Hiro
    And she asked if it bothers you?
[19:50] Hiro
    She's definitely testing you.
[19:52] Nagi
    Testing?
[19:53] Hiro
    So that's the big question.
[19:54] Hiro
    Does it bother you?
[19:57] Nagi
    I don't know.
[19:59] Hiro
    That definitely means it's bothering you.
[20:02] Nagi
    It does?!
[20:04] Hiro
    I mean, your precious sister
    found a boyfriend and seems happy.
[20:08] Hiro
    You ought to be happy, shouldn't you?
[20:12] Nagi
    It's weird, though. I'm not happy, exactly.
[20:16] Hiro
    And I must ask.
[20:18] Hiro
    Do you see Sachi-chan as an attractive girl?
[20:22] Hiro
    Or is she just your adorable kid sister?
[20:26] Hiro
    She's your sister, but she isn't.
[20:29] Hiro
    Isn't that correct?
[20:32] Hiro
    What is your conclusion?
[20:35] Nagi
    I have to prepare for dinner!
    I'll be leaving now!
[20:41] Nagi
    Sorry!
[20:45] Hiro
    Umino-kun sure is cute when he's flustered.
[20:54] Nagi
    I'm just gonna go to bed.
[20:57] Erika
    You're already that close?!
[21:00] Sachi
    I guess.
[21:01] Sachi
    He hugged me really hard,
    and then he pushed me down.
[21:05] Erika
    What?! He's an animal!
[21:07] Nagi
    Stop! Stop! Stop!
[21:11] Nagi
    You just started dating!
[21:13] Sachi
    Huh?
[21:14] Nagi
    Shut it!
[21:15] Nagi
    I absolutely can't stand you
    going out with someone like that!
[21:22] Sachi
    I was talking about Erika-chan's
    dog back at her place.
[21:27] Erika
    I've been asking her to feed them sometimes.
[21:30] Sachi
    What the heck, Onii?
[21:31] Sachi
    You're so desperate. Gross.
[21:33] Nagi
    You weren't talking about your boyfriend?!
[21:36] Sachi
    Oh, I lied.
[21:38] Sachi
    I turned him down
    thoughtfully and sincerely.
[21:41] Nagi
    What?! Why did you say you're
    going out with him, then?
[21:44] Sachi
    I was testing you because you're so annoying.
[21:47] Sachi
    Blep.
[21:47] Nagi
    Testing?!
[21:56] Nagi
    Kill me.
[21:57] Erika
    Hey, Nagi-kun, what about dinner?!
[22:01] Sachi
    So it did bother him.
SIGN    Episode 4: I See You're All Together
[23:36] Ai
    "I See You're All Together."

4 - I See You're All Together
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SIGN    Episode 4: I See You're All Together
[01:36] Erika
    Crap, it's noon already.
[01:43] Ai
    Good morning.
[01:45] Erika
    Ai-chan?!
[01:49] Erika
    Mm... Where's the shampoo?
[01:53] Ai
    To your right.
[02:04] Ai
    The blue one suits you better.
[02:12] Ai
    So you like to pop the yolk.
[02:16] Erika
    What's your deal?!
[02:22] Erika
    You want to challenge me?
[02:24] Ai
    Yes.
[02:25] Erika
    What's going on here?
[02:27] Nagi
    How should I know?
[02:28] Sachi
    She randomly showed up this morning.
[02:31] Ai
    Long story short,
    I'm going to be marrying Nagi-chan.
[02:35] Nagi
    You are?!
[02:36] Sachi
    I never heard about this.
[02:37] Erika
    This is so out of the blue. I'm so confused.
[02:40] Ai
    Well, I'm Nagi-chan's childhood friend.
[02:45] Ai
    I can't have him being engaged.
[02:47] Ai
    Therefore, if I win,
    I will ask you to leave Nagi-chan.
[02:55] Nagi
    Uh... It was our parents that
    decided we'd be engaged.
[03:00] Nagi
    It wasn't what we wanted.
[03:02] Erika
    All right. I accept your challenge.
[03:08] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[03:09] Nagi
    Do you mean you and I are...
[03:11] Erika
    This isn't about you.
[03:13] Erika
    I'm just tired of being followed around!
[03:16] Erika
    If I win, you will never
    come near this house again.
[03:19] Ai
    Understood.
[03:21] Nagi
    Erm, may I?
[03:26] Ai
    A darts duel?
[03:28] Erika
    Yup. We can't exactly start
    wailing on each other, right?
[03:31] Ai
    Right. It would affect my work.
[03:34] Ai
    This'll be a good opportunity
    to get to know each other.
[03:38] Ai
    Allow me.
[03:39] Erika
    Okay, first off...
[03:41] Erika
    What is your work, then, Ai-chan?
[03:42] Nagi
    What is this, baseball?!
[03:44] Nagi
    And she's a southpaw?!
[03:49] Ai
    I sing. Online.
[03:53] Sachi
    I don't even know where to begin.
[03:55] Erika
    Oh, really?
[03:57] Erika
    I post photos, too.
[04:00] Sachi
    Second pitch.
[04:01] Erika
    So are you going to be transferring
    to our school after summer break?
[04:08] Ai
    I won't.
[04:09] Ai
    I entered college when I was thirteen.
[04:12] Ai
    I've already graduated.
[04:14] Erika
    Is that even a thing?!
[04:16] Ai
    It's not uncommon overseas.
[04:18] Nagi
    Right, you did say something about
    being invited to some amazing institute.
[04:24] Sachi
    I should ask her to help me with studying.
[04:27] Ai
    Third pitch.
[04:28] Erika
    Okay... What do you like so much about
    Nagi-kun that made you want to marry him?
[04:36] Sachi
    She missed!
[04:40] Ai
    Go ahead.
[04:41] Erika
    You aren't answering?!
[04:43] Ai
    I missed, after all.
[04:45] Erika
    What kind of rule is that?
[04:49] Erika
    Here I go.
[04:51] Nagi
    She's securing her elbow!
[04:53] Sachi
    Something's about to happen.
[04:55] Ai
    Okay... Do you honestly
    intend to marry Nagi-chan?
[05:01] Erika
    That's your first question?!
[05:04] Ai
    Well, do you?
[05:05] Erika
    I do not. I'm going to choose
    my own marriage partner.
[05:09] Ai
    Mm-hmm.
[05:12] Ai
    Okay, next.
[05:16] Ai
    Have you had sex with Nagi-chan?
[05:20] Ai
    You have.
[05:21] Erika
    I have not!
[05:22] Erika
    But...
[05:24] Erika
    I've seen his genitals.
[05:25] Ai
    So have I, though it was before his
    secondary sex characteristics developed.
[05:30] Nagi
    Please stop this!
[05:33] Ai
    Okay, final question.
[05:36] Ai
    Do you love Nagi-chan or do you hate him?
[05:41] Erika
    What kind of question is that?!
[05:43] Ai
    It's my question.
[05:46] Erika
    I feel neither way about him.
[05:48] Ai
    How about this, then?
[05:53] Ai
    If you nail the next throw, you love him.
[05:58] Sachi
    She's missed every throw until now.
    Why would she hit it this time?
[06:07] Ai
    I don't even need to see how you did.
[06:10] Ai
    My number one enemy...
[06:15] Ai
    is Sachi-chan.
[06:18] Nagi
    Why?!
[06:19] Sachi
    Don't ask me!
[06:22] Nagi
    Hang on...
[06:28] Ai
    I've gotten a read on the situation.
[06:30] Ai
    I'll be returning home now.
[06:36] Nagi
    Hang on, Ai-chan!
[06:38] Nagi
    Amano-san, take care of Sachi for me!
[06:42] Sachi
    Take care of me how, exactly?
[06:46] Erika
    Why would you be her
    number one enemy, though?
[06:50] Sachi
    Ai-chan's always been a little different.
[06:56] Nagi
    I'm possessed by fate?
[06:59] Ai
    Yup.
[07:01] Nagi
    Incorrect. I'm confronting fate.
[07:05] Ai
    It appears to me like
    you're flailing desperately.
[07:09] (Flashback) Erika
    You're my fiancé, aren't you?
[07:12] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm... engaged.
[07:14] (Flashback) Sachi
    You aren't getting married, Onii!
[07:18] Nagi
    You think so?
[07:20] Ai
    Let me tell you
[07:22] Ai
    about the swamp that is
    the fate you're neck-deep in.
[07:28] Nagi
    What swamp?
[07:32] Nagi
    Oh, crap!
[07:34] Nagi
    I need to get out or I'm doomed!
[07:36] Ai
    So anxious. So afraid.
[07:41] Erika
    Buck up.
[07:43] Hiro
    You can do this.
[07:44] Sachi
    Don't leave me.
[07:47] Ai
    And so the four of you
    have struggled desperately.
[07:53] Ai
    But you haven't realized...
[07:57] Ai
    that you can stand in this swamp.
[08:01] Ai
    And that you can leave whenever you wish.
[08:07] Nagi
    I would have done that
    a long time ago if I could.
[08:10] Ai
    Let me put it this way, then.
[08:13] Ai
    Why not graduate from your arduous
    fate and move on to the next stage?
[08:19] Ai
    You're seventeen.
[08:21] Ai
    I'm turning eighteen.
[08:24] Ai
    In other words,
    we'll soon be old enough to marry.
[08:29] Nagi
    Sure, but...
[08:30] Ai
    That means you can find happiness
    with me, right this moment!
[08:37] Ai
    In other words...
[08:38] Ai
    I absolutely love you!
[08:47] Nagi
    Thanks.
[08:48] Ai
    Well, I'm heading home.
[08:50] Nagi
    Ai-chan?!
[08:51] Nagi
    Wait!
[08:55] Nagi
    My leg...
[08:57] Nagi
    What's happening to me?
[09:03] Nagi
    A girl...
[09:05] Nagi
    confessed to me for the first time in my life.
[09:14] Nagi
    I never thought this would ever happen to me.
[09:18] Nagi
    My body's burning up.
[09:20] Erika
    Heat stroke, probably.
[09:22] Erika
    You need to eat something, Nagi-kun.
[09:25] Erika
    You're seriously going to collapse.
[09:26] Sachi
    You haven't had anything
    to eat since yesterday.
[09:30] Erika
    Check this out! I boiled some somen!
[09:34] Nagi
    You didn't remove the binding first?
[09:39] Erika
    Man, you're so funny.
[09:42] Erika
    Becoming bedridden
    because you got confessed to.
[09:44] Sachi
    Seriously. You wouldn't even see elementary
    school kids react like that these days.
[09:48] Nagi
    Shut up.
[09:51] Nagi
    So hard.
[09:52] Nagi
    Besides, it was my first
    time experiencing... that.
[09:57] Erika
    Even though you're a serial womanizer?!
[09:58] Sachi
    I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
[10:00] Nagi
    What's wrong with you two?!
[10:03] Sachi
    Confessions, huh?
[10:04] Sachi
    Once you get used to it, you learn
    to run away when you see it coming.
[10:08] Erika
    You start putting serious thought into
    how you should turn them down.
[10:12] Sachi
    I know, right?
[10:16] Nagi
    No!
[10:17] Nagi
    Ai-chan's confession was nothing like
    the casual confessions you two deal with!
[10:23] Nagi
    She's been holding on to it for seven years!
    It was straight from the heart!
[10:27] Erika
    He's beyond hope.
[10:29] Sachi
    It's definitely gotten to him.
[10:31] Erika
    Nagi-kun got confessed to, though.
[10:34] Sachi
    Ai-chan confessed to him.
[10:37] Erika
    I'm gonna boil some more somen.
[10:40] Sachi
    I'll make some soup base.
[10:44] Nagi
    I never would have thought a confession
    would make someone feel this way.
[10:50] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm attracted to you.
[10:53] (Flashback) Nagi
    Please go out with me.
[10:57] Nagi
    I wonder if Segawa-san felt this way.
[11:01] (Flashback) Hiro
    No more secrets, okay?
[11:05] Hiro
    Umino-kun, what do you mean,
    a girl confessed to you?
[11:11] Nagi
    I kinda want to see Segawa-san like that!
[11:14] Nagi
    Nay, I need to put her at ease.
[11:20] Hiro
    There we go.
[11:22] Hiro
    Huh? Umino-kun?
[11:24] Nagi
    Heya.
[11:25] Hiro
    Is something wrong with you?
[11:27] Nagi
    Well, you see...
[11:29] Hiro
    Could you move? You're in the way.
[11:31] Nagi
    Sorry!
[11:35] Hiro
    Our shrine's hosting a
    festival starting tomorrow.
[11:40] Nagi
    That sounds rough.
[11:44] Hiro
    I've been put in charge starting this year.
[11:46] Hiro
    I'm busy all day.
[11:48] Nagi
    Indeed.
[11:51] Hiro
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[11:54] Nagi
    I totally forgot!
[11:58] Nagi
    It's not a big deal.
[12:01] Hiro
    Oh, could you leave that
    at the bottom of the tower?
[12:06] Hiro
    Oh, sorry. What was it?
[12:09] Nagi
    It's not not a big deal, maybe.
[12:15] Nagi
    So anyway, that was the first time
    I was ever confessed to.
[12:20] Nagi
    It made me a bit giddy,
    given that she's a childhood friend.
[12:26] Nagi
    Actually, it made my heart skip a beat.
[12:33] Hiro
    Yeah?
[12:38] Nagi
    How is that, Segawa-san?
[12:40] Nagi
    You must be flustered about now!
[12:43] Nagi
    Did I overdo it?!
[12:45] Nagi
    Oh, well, my heart did skip a beat,
    but my feelings for you haven't changed.
[12:54] Nagi
    So anyway, I just wanted to put you at ease.
[12:59] Hiro
    It's so hot.
[13:01] Hiro
    But, wow, this knife cuts so well.
[13:10] Hiro
    I guess I'll just have to kill you.
[13:15] Hiro
    Nah.
[13:17] Hiro
    Oh, right.
[13:18] Hiro
    I was just about to contact you.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Summer Heat Festival
    Bon Dance (6 PM to 9 PM rain or shine)
     Annual Event
    Prominent artist to perform!!
     Summer Music Festival
     Exquisite Gourmet x Productivity Festival
[13:26] Hiro
    The festival is tomorrow.
[13:27] Hiro
    I hope you come with Erika-chan
    and Sachi-chan and that girl.
[13:45] Erika
    Look, look! Is that the tower?
[13:47] Sachi
    It looks like a live concert stage.
[13:50] Sachi
    Bon dances these days go all-out.
[13:52] Nagi
    I couldn't bring myself to invite Ai-chan.
[13:59] Ai
    I see you're all together.
[14:03] Sachi
    Ai-chan? Why are you here?
[14:05] Ai
    I heard it's a famous festival,
    so I decided to come.
[14:09] Nagi
    It is?
[14:12] Ai
    I haven't been to a festival
    in Japan in a long time.
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    Corn On the Cob
[14:14] Ai
    I'm excited.
[14:16] Ai
    Especially... when I can
    be here with Nagi-chan!
[14:19] Nagi
    Sorry, Ai-chan...
[14:20] Nagi
    Could you give me some space for a second?
[14:29] Hiro
    Umino-kun, you made it.
[14:31] Nagi
    Er, uh...
[14:35] Nagi
    This is my classmate, Segawa-san.
[14:38] Nagi
    This is my childhood friend, Ai-chan.
[14:41] Nagi
    I hope you two get along, yeah?
[14:46] Hiro
    Nice to meet you.
[14:48] Ai
    Nice to meet you, too.
[14:50] Nagi/Erika/Sachi
    They aren't smiling.
[14:52] Nagi
    If worse comes to worst,
    I may have to risk my life to stop them.
[14:56] Erika
    Well, I guess the five of us
    can walk around, then!
[14:59] Sachi
    Are you serious?!
[15:00] Hiro
    Sorry, I have to deliver the greeting speech.
[15:03] Erika
    You do?!
[15:04] Hiro
    By the way, Ai-san...
[15:08] Hiro
    You'll be in the cosplay event, I'm assuming.
[15:12] Ai
    I will, then.
[15:14] Nagi
    Cosplay?
[15:15] Erika
    You didn't know, Nagi-kun?
[15:17] Sachi
    Look at all this stuff.
[15:19] Hiro
    Yes...
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Cosplay Contest
[15:21] Hiro
    One of the attractions of this festival
    is the open cosplay contest!
[15:25] Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair
    of amusement park tickets!
[15:29] Hiro
    And Umino-kun is a judge!
[15:34] Hiro
    See you then!
[15:37] Nagi
    Me? A judge?!
[15:39] Erika
    There's no way I'm not
    entering a cosplay contest!
[15:42] Hiro
    I'm gonna win.
[15:44] Sachi
    Amusement park! I wanna go!
[15:46] Ai
    I must impress Nagi-chan!
[15:48] Nagi
    This can only end in disaster.
[15:53] Hiro
    Have you prepared the thing
    I messaged you about yesterday?
[15:57] Hiro
    You both understand, don't you?
[16:01] Yonezawa
    The time has come!
[16:03] Yonezawa
    One of the main events of the night,
    the cosplay contest, is about to begin!
[16:08] Yonezawa
    Perhaps it's because we
    have big guests lined up,
[16:12] Yonezawa
    but there's a huge media presence here!
[16:14] Yonezawa
    I'm your host, Yonezawa, from the
    Megurogawa Academy Radio Club!
[16:20] Takahashi
    And I'm Takahashi!
[16:24] Yonezawa
    Judging the costumes
    will be these three here...
[16:27] Shion
    Yay!
[16:29] Yonezawa
    ...and the cheers of you, the audience!
[16:34] Shion
    Nagi!
[16:36] Shion
    Long times! Hiro-chan invited me,
    so like, here I am!
[16:42] Nagi
    Don't you think this is
    a bit heavy on nepotism?
[16:44] Hiro's Mom
    Just cutting costs.
[16:46] Nagi
    Reason aside, why am I a judge, though?
[16:51] Nagi
    Is Segawa-san...
[16:53] Nagi
    in it to win?!
[16:55] Hiro
    I'm always number one!
[16:58] Nagi
    It's bad enough that it's by vote...
[17:01] Erika
    Why didn't you choose me?!
[17:03] Sachi
    Die.
[17:04] Ai
    I hate you!
[17:06] Nagi
    I have to choose just one! This is hell!
[17:09] Takahashi
    All right, Contestant Number One, go ahead!
[17:15] Yonezawa
    What's this? A bunny kigu?!
[17:18] Yonezawa
    The concept of cosplay is being
    challenged from the get-go!
[17:21] Yonezawa
    The audience can't hide its disapproval!
[17:24] Nagi
    That has to be Amano-san!
[17:26] Erika
    How's that, Hiro-chan?
[17:28] Erika
    I wore the outfit, just like I promised!
[17:31] Hiro
    It'll be great if one of us can win!
[17:34] Erika
    Here we go with your competitiveness.
[17:36] Hiro
    The bunny outfit is the way to win!
[17:39] Erika
    Got it!
[17:40] Erika
    The ultimate cosplay!
[17:42] Erika
    Let's do it, then!
[17:44] Erika
    It's not a bunny kigu!
[17:46] Erika
    It's a bunny costume!
[17:47] Erika
    I'm gonna win!
[17:52] Nagi
    What made you think that?
[17:54] Erika
    What's wrong?
[17:55] Erika
    Where's the hype?!
[17:58] Yonezawa
    Okay, moving on...
[18:01] Yonezawa
    Contestant Number Two!
[18:03] Nagi
    What's up with Sachi?
[18:03] Takahashi
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, man...
[18:05] Nagi
    That's just her usual look.
[18:07] Yonezawa
    Oh, my! She's cosplaying as a middle schooler!
[18:16] Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair of tickets
    to an amusement park.
[18:19] Sachi
    Want.
[18:20] Hiro
    You'll want a nurse outfit, then!
[18:22] Sachi
    Hrm...
[18:24] Sachi
    How am I supposed to
    prepare that on the day before?!
[18:28] Sachi
    But I want to go to the amusement park!
[18:31] Sachi
    Play with me, Onii-chan.
[18:36] Yonezawa
    This isn't middle schooler cosplay!
[18:38] Yonezawa
    This is the younger sister!
[18:42] Nagi
    She's never shown me that kind of attitude.
[18:46] Yonezawa
    Let's move on.
[18:49] Yonezawa
    Contestant Number Three!
[18:51] Yonezawa
    How could this be?!
[18:54] Nagi
    Not bad, Segawa-san!
[18:57] Yonezawa
    An actual priestess in priestess cosplay!
[19:02] Hiro
    Sheesh...
[19:03] Hiro
    Erika-chan and Sachi-chan were both disasters.
[19:08] Hiro
    I'm gonna have to raise the roof myself!
[19:16] Hiro
    We hope to see you at
    Meguro Myoujin Shrine for your prayers!
[19:24] Nagi
    Segawa-san dancing for real!
[19:26] Yonezawa
    This is beautiful!
[19:28] Yonezawa
    We have another real contender!
[19:30] Shion
    For real, no cap!
[19:37] Nagi
    Ai-chan's the last one left.
[19:40] Nagi
    How's she going to dress up?
[19:42] Hiro
    I'm gonna win!
[19:43] Hiro
    It's already settled!
[19:45] Sachi
    Amusement park... Amusement park...
[19:48] Erika
    It's so hot.
[19:50] Yonezawa
    And now...
[19:52] Takahashi
    Contestant Number Four!
[19:57] Erika
    Huh?
[19:58] Sachi
    That isn't cosplay, is it?
[20:01] Yonezawa
    What do we have here?
[20:03] Yonezawa
    Lolita? Jirai-kei?
[20:06] Ai
    There's something I must apologize for.
[20:11] Nagi
    What?
[20:14] Ai
    I apologize for interrupting your
    viewing of the cosplay contest.
[20:18] Ai
    I'm hereby delivering
    the next event in advance.
[20:24] Hiro
    Huh? Isn't the next event...
[20:43] A
    Wait, what?
[20:44] B
    Isn't this song...
[20:45] C
    I know this song!
[20:47] Hiro
    Mochizuki Ai's... "Arc Fault"?
[20:55] Song
    Ah shì zhèyàng I'm an android girl
[20:58] Song
    Like a curious bit try debug mode
[20:59] Song
    Why fleeting praise meaningless phrase
    keeps coming up as packets lost
[21:03] Song
    Ah shì zhèyàng a Funny now
[21:03] A
    Crap! Video! Video!
[21:04] B
    Is it really her?
[21:05] Song
    But yún wài cāngtiān wonder how
[21:06] C
    What the hell?!
[21:07] Song
    Life playing out on premade routes
    but spark joy does it
[21:11] Song
    Chasin' constant looking for the proof
[21:14] Song
    Iterate Simulate
    Little little little mess
[21:19] Erika
    Isn't this song famous?
[21:19] Song
    Quèshí can you believe
    My logic circuits
[21:21] Sachi
    Yeah.
[21:21] Nagi
    Isn't this the song Segawa-san
    was singing at karaoke?
[21:23] Song
    Cannot compute gotta reboot
    runaway thermals now or never
[21:27] Song
    There's a pointer reading memories of
    something I'm in a kernel panic
[21:30] Song
    Your innocence causing
    a feedback of ego and protection
[21:34] Song
    Lonely Night looking for contact dancin'
    through quantum tunneling
[21:37] Yonezawa
    There's just been an announcement
    on her official channel!
[21:38] Song
    Fully aware it might be fatal ah
[21:42] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    is this what organics call love?
[21:45] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    conscience directives out of control
[21:47] Hiro
    No way...
[21:49] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    cannot shut down process Soul
[21:53] Song
    Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[21:56] Song
    Bzzt bzzt
[21:58] Yonezawa
    The mysterious singer-songwriter
    Mochizuki Ai has finally shown herself!
SIGN    Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!!
[23:35] Sachi
    "It's My Life, Too!!"

5 - It's My Life, Too!
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[00:00] (Flashback) Nagi
    So anyway, that was the first time
    I was ever confessed to.
[00:08] (Flashback) Hiro
    I guess I'll just have to kill you.
[00:12] (Flashback) Hiro
    One of the attractions of this festival
    is the open cosplay contest!
[00:17] (Flashback) Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair
    of amusement park tickets!
[00:20] Sachi
    How am I supposed to
    prepare that on the day before?!
[00:24] Sachi
    But I want to go to the amusement park!
[00:26] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm gonna win!
[00:28] (Flashback) Hiro
    It's already settled!
[00:30] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    is this what organics call love?
[00:33] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    conscience directives out of control
[00:37] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    cannot shut down process Soul
[00:41] Song
    Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[00:44] Song
    Bzzt bzzt
SIGN    Headline News
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai face reveal
    Makes a splash debut at a shrine festival
[02:27] Nagi
    The public's been abuzz about Ai-chan
    after the night of the festival.
SIGN    Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai turns out to be an idol-class beauty
     18-year-old makes her major debut
[02:36] (Flashback) Ai
    In other words...
[02:37] (Flashback) Ai
    I absolutely love you!
[02:43] Nagi
    I had no idea she was such a big deal!
[02:47] Sachi
    Onii!
[02:49] Sachi
    Let's go!
[02:53] Nagi
    R-Right.
[02:55] Sachi
    Are you looking at Ai-chan articles again?
[02:58] Sachi
    Are you that curious about her?
[03:00] Nagi
    How could I not be?
[03:02] Nagi
    Honestly, though,
    I can't believe you voted for me.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Cosplay Contest
[03:07] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    The winner of the Meguro Myoujin
    Cosplay Contest is...
[03:13] Nagi
    The general vote went for Ai-chan.
[03:15] Nagi
    Segawa-san voted for her daughter.
[03:19] Nagi
    Shion voted for Amano-san.
[03:21] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    As for the final vote...
[03:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi.
[03:26] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    It's a four-way tie!
[03:30] Nagi
    I was worried it'd get messy
    if none of us voted for you.
[03:35] (Flashback) Erika
    The amusement park tickets?
[03:37] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll pass.
[03:39] (Flashback) Hiro
    You're the youngest one here, Sachi-chan.
    You can take them.
[03:42] (Flashback) Ai
    I'm here as a special guest.
[03:45] Sachi
    So in effect, I won.
[03:49] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    Oh, man! The middle school cosplay wins!
[03:54] (Flashback) Sachi
    Play with me, Onii-chan.
[03:57] Nagi
    That won?
[04:04] Sachi
    Well, where's the roller coaster?
[04:06] Nagi
    Where? What?
[04:08] Sachi
    I'm the one who brought you here.
[04:11] Sachi
    At least be my guide.
[04:13] Nagi
    Huh?
[04:16] Sachi
    That was so fun!
[04:19] Sachi
    My hair's a mess.
[04:20] Nagi
    What next?
SIGN    Next-Gen Maze
[04:22] Sachi
    This one.
[04:25] Sachi
    What?
[04:25] Nagi
    Nothing.
[04:27] Nagi
    But like, I bet you're going to
    get lost and end up stuck inside.
[04:31] Sachi
    You mean you're going to.
[04:34] Sachi
    I'm going first.
[04:37] Sachi
    What the heck?
[04:39] Sachi
    Holy!
[04:44] Sachi
    So many mes.
[04:48] Sachi
    Another dead end?
[04:50] Sachi
    No way...
[04:52] Nagi
    You seem to be having trouble.
[04:58] Nagi
    The exit is to the rear.
[05:03] Nagi
    Did you think I was right in front of you?
[05:07] Nagi
    Don't be so upset.
[05:09] Nagi
    Come on. Let's go.
[05:12] Nagi
    Ow!
[05:15] Sachi
    This is your second time here, isn't it?
[05:20] Sachi
    You came here with Hiro-san, didn't you?
[05:27] Sachi
    That was your second time
    on the roller coaster.
[05:29] Sachi
    Your second time in this maze.
[05:31] Sachi
    It's all your second time!
[05:33] Sachi
    Why didn't you tell me?
[05:37] Nagi
    What difference would it make?
[05:38] Nagi
    You weren't going to take
    anyone else, were you?
[05:43] Sachi
    Then...
[05:45] Sachi
    Was that your second kiss, too?
[05:57] Nagi
    That was...
[06:00] Nagi
    my first time, obviously.
[06:03] Nagi
    Not that it was anything more than an accident.
[06:07] Nagi
    You're one to talk, though.
[06:09] Nagi
    You must have kissed a ton of times.
[06:13] Sachi
    You were my first.
[06:20] Sachi
    Why are you so shocked?
[06:23] Sachi
    I mean, it was an accident, though.
[06:27] A
    Dang, summer break's over.
[06:32] A
    Did you go anywhere?
[06:34] B
    I spent all my time gaming.
[06:36] C
    No way! Seriously?
[06:38] D
    That has to be him.
[06:44] Yonezawa
    Mr. Umino! Explain yourself!
[06:47] Takahashi
    This is a massive scandal!
[06:50] Nagi
    What are you talking about?
[06:52] Shion
    TV! Turn on the TV!
SIGN    Popular artist in love!
SIGN    Madly in love!!
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai-san
SIGN    How did their relationship start?
[06:54] TV
    And shockingly, we've discovered
    this trending artist is in love.
[06:59] Nagi
    What?
[07:00] TV
    The man in question is U-kun, who attends
    the famous M Academy in Tokyo.
SIGN    U-kun of M Academy
[07:08] TV
    Just who is this U-kun?
[07:10] Yonezawa
    It's Mr. Umino!
[07:11] A
    That's Umino!
[07:12] B
    It's Umino-kun!
[07:14] Nagi
    Not me.
[07:16] Nagi
    How could this have happened?!
[07:26] Nagi
    Yikes.
SIGN    Umino-kun,
    I'll be waiting in the career counseling office! 
    Segawa Hiro
[07:31] Nagi
    Segawa-san?
[07:32] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[07:34] Hiro
    I'll be waiting in the
    career counseling office!
[07:36] Hiro
    Segawa Hiro.
[07:39] Nagi
    Calling me out at this moment
    can only mean one thing.
[07:46] Hiro
    They're talking about your
    relationship on TV. That's amazing.
[07:50] Hiro
    I didn't realize you were going out with Ai-san.
SIGN    Kill
[07:55] Hiro
    I'll kill you.
[07:58] Nagi
    I need to at least make sure
    Segawa-san knows I'm innocent!
SIGN    Career Counseling Office
[08:04] Nagi
    Pardon me.
[08:07] Nagi
    Segawa-san.
[08:09] Hiro
    I've been waiting for you, famous U-kun.
[08:13] Nagi
    Erm... About that whole commotion...
[08:16] Hiro
    It's become a huge deal, huh?
[08:19] Nagi
    Huh? You aren't angry?
SIGN    Reunited after 7 years??
SIGN    Their First Love
SIGN    Moved overseas
    Was his first love
SIGN    Top student living next door
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai
    In Love!
[08:23] Hiro
    You became an instant celebrity.
[08:25] Hiro
    They sure had no trouble identifying you.
[08:27] Nagi
    For real! They treat me like I'm a criminal!
[08:31] Hiro
    So I thought maybe we should study here.
[08:34] Hiro
    No one's going to bug us here.
[08:36] Nagi
    Sure.
[08:41] Hiro
    You know... I love Ai-san's "Arc Fault."
[08:46] Hiro
    I related to it so much
    the first time I heard it.
[08:50] Hiro
    I thought maybe she was thinking about me.
[08:55] Hiro
    The more times I listened to it,
[08:57] Hiro
    the more it not only felt relatable,
    but the more I admired her, maybe.
[09:01] Hiro
    I was amazed that someone
    like her could be my own age.
[09:06] Hiro
    I'd become a total Mochizuki Ai fan.
[09:09] Nagi
    I never knew.
[09:12] Hiro
    I thought it'd be great if she
    could appear at the festival,
SIGN    Guest Appearance Request
    Meguro Myoujin Summer Festival Team
    Dear Meguro Myoujin,
     Thank you for your email.
     Regarding the offer to perform in
    the Meguro Myoujin Festival, yes, I will be available.
     I'd like to ask that I am listed as a "secret guest,"
    that my name not be disclosed until the festival,
    and that I be allowed to take charge of the event.
[09:15] Hiro
    so I made an offer,
    fully expecting her to say no.
[09:19] Hiro
    I was so excited.
[09:21] Hiro
    Ai-san was originally a vtuber, too.
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai Channel
[09:24] Hiro
    I thought she'd just be singing
    voice-only or with an avatar.
[09:29] Hiro
    I never thought she'd reveal herself.
[09:32] Nagi
    I had no idea Ai-chan was so famous, either.
[09:39] Hiro
    I'm a clown in all of this.
[09:43] Hiro
    I'm just a background character
    here to hype you two up.
[09:49] Hiro
    I'm so lame.
[09:51] Hiro
    You two must have been laughing at me.
[09:53] Nagi
    That's not true!
[09:59] Hiro
    I'm actually really pissed.
[10:04] Nagi
    Segawa-san, please, calm down!
[10:23] Nagi
    Uh...
[10:28] Hiro
    May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[10:39] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[10:58] Nagi
    They're still here!
[10:59] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[11:01] Erika
    Shh.
[11:03] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[11:05] Erika
    Over here.
[11:08] Nagi
    Why are we leaving this way?
[11:10] Erika
    Because they'll find you
    if you leave from the front.
[11:12] Nagi
    What is going on?
[11:14] Erika
    Speaking of which...
[11:16] Erika
    don't you have something to say to me?
[11:20] Nagi
    The thing with Ai-chan is a misunderstanding.
[11:24] Erika
    Anything else?
[11:26] Nagi
    What else?
[11:29] Nagi
    Um...
[11:35] Nagi
    Well...
SIGN    Suzuriya Park
[11:37] Erika
    So Hiro-chan kissed you, then?
[11:40] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:43] Nagi
    And yet she told me not to talk to her anymore.
[11:47] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[11:55] Nagi
    You saw, didn't you?
[11:58] (Flashback) Hiro
    May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[12:06] Erika
    I saw nothing.
[12:08] Hiro
    You saw everything!
[12:10] Erika
    How could I even ask?
[12:13] Erika
    Also, how is that even okay?
[12:15] Erika
    The two top students of our grade,
    kissing in an empty classroom...
[12:21] Erika
    That's what you call lewd.
[12:24] Nagi
    Lewd?!
[12:25] Erika
    You're nasty!
[12:27] Nagi
    But...
[12:30] Nagi
    She told me not to talk to her anymore.
[12:35] Nagi
    I don't know what to do anymore.
[12:45] Erika
    Ew.
[12:48] Nagi
    Fine, you're right.
[12:50] Nagi
    Of course you wouldn't understand.
[12:53] Erika
    What?
[12:54] Nagi
    This is bullshit.
[12:57] Nagi
    The whole story about my "romance" on TV!
[12:59] Nagi
    One moment she kisses me, the next she
    pushes me away and tells me not to talk to her!
[13:05] Nagi
    My life is a total mess!
[13:16] Nagi
    Ow.
[13:18] Erika
    You seriously suck!
[13:21] Erika
    No one ever gave you permission!
[13:24] Erika
    Your life is my life, too, you know!
[13:28] Nagi
    Pan...
[13:29] Nagi
    ...ties!
[13:30] Erika
    We're engaged, remember?!
[13:42] Erika
    Dad's gonna have something
    to say about this, too, you know.
[13:46] Nagi
    I know that.
[13:50] Erika
    The three of us, with Sachi-chan, are holding
    a family meeting when we get home.
[13:56] Nagi
    Right.
[13:58] Erika
    I mean, sure, you've been through a lot,
[14:01] Erika
    but you're good now that you've
    had a chance to vent, right?
[14:04] Nagi
    Uh-huh...
[14:06] Erika
    Man, I'm starving.
[14:09] Erika
    Though, honestly, Amano-san is
    so dependable in these situations.
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai
    I finished up a new song.
    Could you come over?
    I want you to be the first one
    to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:15] Ai
    I finished up a new song. Could you come over?
[14:19] Ai
    I want you to be the first one
    to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:22] Erika
    Ai-chan's inviting you over?
[14:28] Erika
    You should go.
[14:31] Erika
    I bet she knows something, right?
[14:34] Erika
    About how that story about your
    "relationship" got in the news.
[14:39] Nagi
    True!
[14:44] Nagi
    Okay, I'll see you later, then.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[14:54] Yohei
    We're making a killing,
    thanks to all the commotion!
SIGN    Five-on-the-Dot!
SIGN    Live
SIGN    The owner's comment?
[14:58] Reporter
    And this is your signature dish,
    Ai-san's favorite, katsudon.
[15:02] Namie
    Ai-chan loved having it
    with plenty of shichimi spice.
[15:06] Reporter
    We hear you're already swamped with orders.
[15:09] Yohei
    Stop by Umino-tei for a bite.
[15:11] Namie
    We'll be waiting!
[15:14] Nagi
    I'm through.
[15:16] Nagi
    Ai-chan and I made this secret entrance in
    elementary school when we were exploring.
[15:22] Nagi
    Ai-chan's place... It hasn't changed at all.
[15:26] Ai's Grandma
    My, my, Nagi-chan.
[15:29] Nagi
    Ai-chan's grandma.
[15:31] Nagi
    It's been so long.
[15:32] Ai's Grandma
    Come in.
[15:34] Ai's Grandma
    Ai's upstairs.
[15:36] Ai's Grandma
    There's so much going on outside.
[15:38] Ai's Grandma
    I can't even go shopping.
[15:42] Nagi
    Hey, Ai-chan! I'm here!
[15:48] Nagi
    I'm coming in.
[15:58] Ai
    Nagi-chan!
[15:59] Nagi
    Ai-chan, what is...
[16:01] Ai
    Please don't look!
[16:03] Nagi
    You aren't hiding anything!
    And what's with the T-shirt?!
[16:06] Ai
    I wanted to put up a photo of you,
    but I only had a photo of U-kun.
[16:12] Ai
    May I take a new one?
[16:14] Nagi
    No picture!
[16:16] Ai
    I'm so glad you came, though.
[16:20] Nagi
    This must be rough for you.
[16:21] Ai
    I don't mind.
[16:24] Nagi
    I'm gonna find who did it.
[16:26] Ai
    I know who did it.
[16:28] Nagi
    Who?!
[16:29] Ai
    Me.
[16:36] Nagi
    Why would you do this?!
[16:38] Ai
    Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
[16:42] Ai
    When we were in elementary school...
[16:44] (Flashback) Boy
    I've never seen her talk to anyone.
[16:49] (Flashback) Girl
    That's why she doesn't have any friends.
[16:54] Ai
    I've always been bad at speaking my mind,
[16:58] Ai
    so I never had any friends in class.
[17:01] Ai
    It wasn't that I couldn't talk.
[17:03] Ai
    I just didn't want to.
[17:05] Ai
    I wouldn't talk to anyone at school, either.
[17:08] Ai
    Maybe that was my way of hitting back.
[17:11] Ai
    My favorite thing to do was to sing my
    favorite song on the way home from school.
[17:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    You're good at singing.
[17:33] Ai
    That's how I met you.
[17:37] Ai
    I couldn't make any any friends
    after I moved to China, either.
[17:40] Ai
    So I kept singing.
SIGN    So good!!
     Your new song is so touching
     Pure talent
     It's like she's singing it for someone
[17:44] Ai
    When I shared videos of me
    singing my own original songs,
SIGN    The lyrics are so relatable
     Are you actually 16?
     1:12 my favorite part
     I can't wait to see you live!
SIGN    The algorithm sent me here and I listened to the end!
    I wanna hear more!!
    
     Your voice is great! I listen to it every day!
     Best.
     I have it on repeat!
SIGN    Blown away... Tears
     I have goosebumps! God-tier!!
     Bittersweet pure love song
     So good! I'm healed
[17:48] Ai
    lots of people started listening to them.
SIGN    Perfection!
     I've been feeling down lately, but this song cheered me up.
     I love how honest it is
     Nothing but empathy! I can listen forever!
     Romantic!
[17:52] Ai
    And then I realized...
[17:55] Ai
    All the songs I wrote were about you.
[18:00] Nagi
    I might have said that...
[18:02] Nagi
    Or I might not have.
[18:04] Ai
    You definitely did.
[18:05] Ai
    That's why I wanted you to be
    the first one to hear this one.
[18:09] Ai
    I can't live without you anymore.
[18:13] Ai
    I won't be able to write music anymore.
[18:16] Ai
    Besides, the whole world is celebrating us now.
[18:25] Ai
    Are you prepared to turn
    the whole world against you?
[18:37] Nagi
    Me versus the world?!
SIGN    U-kun
SIGN    World
[18:39] Nagi
    What kind of war is that?!
[18:43] Nagi
    What?!
[18:44] Ai
    I just came up with an even better song.
[18:47] Ai
    May I ask you to leave?
[18:49] Nagi
    That's how you come up with songs?!
[18:55] Nagi
    I'm back.
[18:58] Ritsuko
    It's been a while.
[18:59] Ritsuko
    I'm Erika's mother.
[19:05] Nagi
    This lady...
[19:07] Nagi
    It's been a while.
[19:09] Ritsuko
    I believe we haven't met
    since our first dinner together.
[19:13] Nagi
    My real mom.
[19:16] Nagi
    At least, I'd like to think of her that way,
    but I can't accept it so easily.
[19:20] Nagi
    Right.
[19:22] Nagi
    Given that she hasn't contacted me since then,
[19:26] Nagi
    she probably doesn't think of
    me as her true son, either.
[19:32] Ritsuko
    I heard about the latest controversy.
[19:38] Nagi
    Right.
[19:39] Nagi
    I apologize for the trouble that has caused.
[19:43] Ritsuko
    What is this? Do you think
    you're a celebrity or something?
[19:47] Ritsuko
    It's so hilarious!
[19:49] Ritsuko
    It's like an apology video!
[19:53] Erika
    Are you okay?
[19:55] Ritsuko
    So the girl leaked all kinds
    of half-truths about you.
[20:01] Nagi
    Exactly!
[20:02] Ritsuko
    You have to be careful
    around those kinds of people.
[20:06] Nagi
    I'm sorry.
[20:08] Ritsuko
    I just can't with this whole situation.
[20:11] Ritsuko
    Don't you have beer here?
[20:13] Sachi
    Definitely not.
[20:15] Ritsuko
    Of course.
[20:17] Nagi
    What's up with your mom, Amano-san?
[20:17] Sachi
    I served ginger ale instead.
[20:21] Erika
    She's a producer at a TV station.
[20:24] Nagi
    That explains things.
[20:25] Ritsuko
    So, have the two of you already had sex?
[20:31] Erika
    Wh-What are you talking about, Mom?!
[20:33] Erika
    Obviously not!
[20:35] Ritsuko
    How could you be so pathetic?
    Two young things like you?
[20:41] Nagi
    Like mother, like daughter, clearly.
[20:44] Erika
    Welp...
[20:45] Ritsuko
    Well, now what?
[20:47] Ritsuko
    Think about what would happen
    if they dig up the fact that
[20:50] Ritsuko
    you two are engaged and living together.
[20:52] Ritsuko
    This is such a scandal!
[20:54] Ritsuko
    People would be on it like vultures!
SIGN    Shocking betrayal
    Two-timer
SIGN    Childhood Love
    Mochizuki Ai
SIGN    Meguro Sports  Horror!!
SIGN    U-kun
SIGN    Fiancée
    A-san
[20:56] Nagi
    What am I supposed to do?
[20:58] Erika
    What about me?!
[21:00] Ritsuko
    Okay, here's what we'll do.
[21:11] Yohei
    Never since Umino-tei was established...
[21:14] Yohei/Namie
    ...have we ever had so many sales!
[21:19] Sachi
    I'm home.
[21:20] Namie
    Oh, Sachi.
[21:22] Namie
    What's wrong?
[21:23] Sachi
    I'm staying at home for a while.
[21:27] Namie
    Let me guess. You had a fight?
[21:30] Sachi
    No.
[21:31] Sachi
    The other two vanished.
[21:36] Erika
    I'm telling you, you can just
    study at that desk over there!
[21:40] Nagi
    Why don't you go use your phone
    on that sofa over there?!
[21:50] Erika
    Wait, I don't have my phone!
[21:52] Nagi
    I don't have my study materials!
[21:56] Nagi; Erika
    What does she want us to do
    here for a whole two weeks?!
SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
[23:35] Erika
    "There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!"

6 - There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
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[00:09] (Flashback) Erika
    I'm telling you, you can just
    study at that desk over there!
[00:14] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why don't you go use your phone
    on that sofa over there?!
[00:22] (Flashback) Erika
    Wait, I don't have my phone!
[00:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    I don't have my study materials!
[00:29] (Flashback) Erika; Nagi
    What does she want us to do
    here for a whole two weeks?!
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
SIGN    I'll forward the message I got
    from Mrs. Amano.
SIGN    To the Umino family,
     The two kids are currently in the care of an
    Amano-affiliated hotel. Rest assured that they
    are safe for the next two weeks.
     Amano Ritsuko
[02:10] Ritsuko
    The two kids are currently in the care 
    of an Amano-affiliated hotel.
[02:16] Sachi
    There's no way nothing's going to happen.
[02:28] Nagi
    It's no use. We're completely locked inside.
[02:31] Nagi
    We're stuck in this hotel room
    together for the next two weeks?!
[02:35] Nagi
    Then again, we've been living in
    separate rooms in a single home.
[02:39] Nagi
    It shouldn't really change
    anything. It'll be fine, right?
[02:43] Erika
    She isn't leaving us a choice.
[02:46] Erika
    We'll just have to endure
    for the next two weeks.
[02:49] Erika
    What?
[02:51] Nagi
    I'm just a bit surprised.
[02:53] Nagi
    I thought you would have
    tried to find a way out.
[02:56] Erika
    There isn't one.
[02:59] Erika
    This is what she does every
    time I cause a problem.
[03:02] Nagi
    This isn't the first time?
[03:12] Erika
    Let's eat.
[03:23] Nagi
    It's so juicy!
[03:30] Nagi
    Your mom's pretty amazing.
[03:33] Nagi
    I'd never met her properly before.
[03:35] Erika
    She's always been like that.
[03:39] Erika
    She looks and acts docile,
    but she's totally nuts.
[03:44] Erika
    Just like you.
[03:46] Nagi
    Is that how you see me?!
[03:48] Nagi
    You're right that she's eccentric,
    but I think what she says makes sense.
[03:54] Nagi
    She seemed to be enjoying our reaction,
[03:58] Nagi
    but I think she's really trying to protect us.
[04:01] Erika
    Mom's just having fun with us.
[04:07] Erika
    Thanks for dinner.
[04:08] Nagi
    You're done already?
[04:09] Erika
    I have stuff to do.
[04:13] Nagi
    Stuff to do?
[04:18] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[04:20] Erika
    I can't anymore!
[04:23] Nagi
    What are you doing?
[04:25] Erika
    Just help me down!
[04:26] Erika
    The chair I was standing on fell over!
[04:30] Erika
    I'm falling! I'm falling!
[04:35] Erika
    I'm jumping on the count of three! Catch me!
[04:38] Erika
    One, two...
[04:39] Nagi
    Wait!
[04:46] Nagi
    Ow!
[04:49] Erika
    Come on!
[04:50] Erika
    How can you be thinking like that now?
[04:52] Nagi
    That's my line!
[04:56] Erika
    I was just trying to grab the yoga mat I found!
[05:06] Erika
    My leg...
[05:08] Erika
    It's weird...
[05:10] Nagi
    What now?
[05:11] Erika
    Ow!
[05:12] Erika
    What's happening?! Ow, ow, ow!
[05:15] Nagi
    Is your leg cramping?
[05:17] Nagi
    Raise it up.
[05:18] Erika
    I can't! I can't!
[05:19] Nagi
    Just do it!
[05:20] Erika
    It's gonna tear off!
[05:27] Nagi
    Is that better?
[05:29] Erika
    Hey, I think it is better!
[05:35] Erika
    Enough of that!
[05:37] Nagi
    Again, that's my line!
[05:45] Nagi
    Am I really going to survive
    a whole two weeks like this?
[05:53] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[05:55] Nagi
    You've been in there for nearly
    two hours. You okay?
[06:00] Nagi
    Something's wrong.
[06:03] Nagi
    Amano-sa—
[06:09] Erika
    I was in for too long.
[06:18] Nagi
    Don't scare me like that.
[06:20] Erika
    Shut up.
[06:21] Nagi
    Just stay put and act normal.
[06:25] Erika
    There's no way I can be normal.
[06:29] Erika
    This is my first time...
[06:32] Erika
    being in a hotel room alone with a guy.
[06:46] Ritsuko
    I work in the TV business.
[06:48] Ritsuko
    I'm not letting you leave until
    I'm thoroughly entertained.
[06:53] Nagi
    Your comments got my heart pounding.
[06:57] Erika
    Not my fault.
[07:06] Erika
    Let's do this.
[07:08] Erika
    We make sure we don't get
    each other's hearts going.
[07:10] Nagi
    What?
[07:11] Erika
    We have to try not to think
    about each other that way.
[07:18] Erika
    Well, what do you think?
[07:19] Nagi
    Honestly?
[07:22] Nagi
    What color do you like?
[07:25] Nagi
    How does that get your heart going?
[07:27] Erika
    Of course it does!
[07:28] Erika
    It's like you're trying to get in my head.
[07:30] Nagi
    I'm asking you banal questions
    so you don't feel the tension.
[07:34] Erika
    Oh, that's what that was.
[07:37] Erika
    My favorite color...
[07:39] Erika
    Wait, why am I the one answering?
[07:42] Erika
    That gets my heart going!
[07:44] Nagi
    Everything gets your heart going!
[07:46] Erika
    Don't just stand up all of a sudden!
[07:47] Nagi
    I can't even stand?!
[07:49] Erika
    Just no! Standing up is the worst!
[07:51] Ritsuko
    You two make no sense.
[07:51] Nagi
    You can't be serious!
[07:53] Erika
    And stop that, too!
[07:54] Ritsuko
    Well, shall we get started?
[07:54] Nagi
    What do I do, then?!
SIGN    Vent
SIGN    Lights
SIGN    Riddle Channel
[07:59] Sobassyi
    Hey, happy kids!
[08:00] Sobassyi
    It's riddle time!
[08:04] Nagi
    Why did the TV turn on?!
[08:11] Nagi
    Er...
[08:12] Erika
    My heart's only racing because
    I was surprised, okay?
[08:15] Nagi
    Exactly.
[08:17] Sobassyi
    Time for Sobassyi's riddles!
[08:20] Erika
    This is so juvenile,
    it stopped my heart racing.
[08:24] Nagi
    True.
[08:25] Sobassyi
    What gets harder the more H it is?
[08:30] Sobassyi
    Let's see if you know the answer!
[08:32] Erika
    Wait... Seriously?!
[08:34] Erika
    Pant, pant, pant...
[08:37] Nagi
    Relax, Amano-san.
[08:42] Nagi
    What are you even imagining?
[08:46] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[08:47] Erika
    You're getting more H, aren't you?
[08:49] Nagi
    I am not.
[08:51] Erika
    You totally are!
[08:55] Sobassyi
    The answer is pencils!
[08:57] Nagi
    Pencils!
[08:58] Ritsuko
    Oh, God, this is too funny!
[09:00] Ritsuko
    Let's keep going!
SIGN    Music
SIGN    AC
SIGN    Open/Close
[09:05] Erika
    Man... It's getting hot in here.
[09:09] Nagi
    I know.
[09:11] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
[09:13] Erika
    Why are you in just a T-shirt?!
[09:15] Nagi
    Why are you complaining?
[09:16] Erika
    Okay, but...
SIGN    Heating
[09:18] Nagi
    Hey, the AC's set to heating.
[09:21] Nagi
    Seriously.
[09:25] Erika
    Jeez, stop sweating!
    You're getting my heart racing!
[09:28] Nagi
    It's a natural bodily function!
[09:29] Nagi
    You're totally drenched, too!
[09:31] Erika
    I most certainly am not!
[09:33] Nagi
    You're soaked in sweat!
[09:33] Erika
    Nope, I'm feeling completely cool!
[09:36] Ritsuko
    I can't breathe!
[09:39] Nagi
    Okay, I'm taking a bath.
[09:41] Nagi
    You can use the bed.
[09:42] Erika
    You're gonna leave me hanging?!
[09:48] Nagi
    What, you want me not to take
    a bath for two weeks, then?!
[09:51] Erika
    I never said that!
[09:52] Erika
    I just want to get some sleep!
[09:54] Nagi
    So do I!
[09:55] Erika
    Okay, I know.
[09:56] Erika
    Nagi-kun, stay there and don't move.
[10:00] Nagi
    Why don't you just make
    an effort not to look at me?
[10:08] Ritsuko
    Well? Now what?
[10:12] Erika
    Night.
[10:21] Ritsuko
    These kids! Are they mental?!
[10:28] Ritsuko
    Now...
[10:30] Ritsuko
    This is where things get real.
SIGN    Dry
SIGN    Auto
[10:37] Nagi
    It's finally quiet.
[10:49] Erika
    I'm getting thirsty.
[10:51] Erika
    Where's the water?
[10:56] Nagi
    Wh-What...
[10:58] Nagi
    This could be the biggest heart-pounder yet!
[11:28] Erika
    It's kinda lukewarm.
[11:31] Nagi
    Is she half-asleep?!
[11:34] Erika
    Whatever, better than nothing.
[11:39] Erika
    This lid's such a weird shape.
[11:41] Erika
    It won't open!
[11:44] Erika
    Ugh!
[12:11] Erika
    Why is it so salty?
[12:18] Erika
    Oh, hey, there's my bottle!
[12:28] Erika
    I made a mistake.
[12:35] Erika
    I'm used to it now. It's fine.
[12:38] Erika
    Plus, I know you're safe
    as long as you're tied up.
[12:42] Erika
    But you'd better not be a restless sleeper.
[12:45] Nagi
    And you aren't?
[12:47] Erika
    I'm turning the lights off.
[12:57] Nagi
    Amano-san...
[12:59] Erika
    What?
[13:00] Nagi
    I feel like something's
    not right about this situation.
[13:07] Nagi
    Why put us in the same room if she
    wants to keep us away from everyone?
[13:12] Erika
    Isn't it obvious?
[13:16] Erika
    Mom turns everything into entertainment.
[13:19] Erika
    She's just amusing herself
    with this situation.
[13:23] Ritsuko
    That's my girl!
[13:24] Ritsuko
    She totally gets it.
[13:28] Nagi
    That isn't all.
[13:31] Nagi
    She's testing us.
[13:35] Nagi
    To make us a better match.
[13:39] Erika
    I'm not falling for that.
[13:41] Nagi
    Yeah.
[13:44] Ritsuko
    You finally figured it out.
[13:46] Ritsuko
    But you still have two weeks.
[13:49] Ritsuko
    There's no way you'll make it.
[13:52] Ritsuko
    It's only a matter of time
    until Erika comes crying to me.
SIGN    Done!
    New song
[14:00] Ai
    That's odd...
[14:02] Ai
    He isn't reading my messages.
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Are you asleep?
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Are you asleep?
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Wake up
[14:15] Erika
    Morning.
[14:18] Nagi
    Huh?
[14:21] Erika
    I'm already done with breakfast.
[14:24] Erika
    Have them take it away after you're done.
[14:30] Nagi
    Bread...
[14:33] Nagi
    I prefer rice for breakfast.
[14:38] Erika
    You're always like this.
[14:40] Erika
    You say you'll eat anything,
    but when I say, "Pizza," you're like...
[14:44] Nagi
    Pizza? I dunno...
[14:45] Erika
    Every time.
[14:48] Nagi
    Meanwhile, you say...
[14:49] Erika
    Don't want katsudon.
[14:51] Nagi
    And then you're like...
[14:52] Erika
    More!
[14:54] Erika
    I know you're holding a
    full-on recital in the bath.
[14:59] Nagi
    I know you do a weird wiggly
    dance in the living room.
[15:10] Erika
    This is so petty.
[15:12] Nagi
    I guess.
[15:17] Erika
    I'm starting to feel like we'll make it.
[15:21] Nagi
    I hope so.
[15:26] Erika
    Mom probably thinks I'm about to start banging
    on the door and begging her to let me out.
[15:33] Erika
    If she thinks she's going to get
    her way, she's totally wrong.
[15:38] Erika
    Whether I fall in love with you or not,
[15:43] Erika
    either way, I'm deciding for myself!
[15:47] Ritsuko
    So that's what happened.
[15:49] Erika
    Mom, look at this!
[15:51] Ritsuko
    Erika's changed since she met Nagi-kun.
[15:52] Erika
    Mom, buy me this!
[15:54] Erika
    Mom!
[15:57] Erika
    Mom!
[15:58] Erika
    Mom!
[16:03] Ritsuko
    I'm not letting you take Erika!
[16:08] Ritsuko
    Change of plans!
SIGN    Practice proofs
     Given a right triangle ABC, let Q be the intersection
    between two line segments AO and BP drawn to edges
    BC and AC respectively.
     Prove that when angle BQO = 60 degrees, BO=CP.
[16:15] Hiro
    Good. You passed.
[16:17] Sachi
    Yay!
[16:19] Hiro
    You're working so hard.
[16:22] Hiro
    You finished all your homework, too.
[16:24] Sachi
    My teacher at school said I'm doing good, too.
[16:26] Sachi
    That my grades went up over the summer.
[16:30] Sachi
    Thanks to you, Hiro-san.
[16:33] Hiro
    Yeah.
[16:36] Hiro
    Umino-kun and Erika-chan
    skipped school today.
[16:42] Sachi
    Ah... About that...
[16:46] Hiro
    Wow, so that's what happened.
[16:49] Hiro
    No wonder they aren't at school.
[16:52] Sachi
    I think it's her mom's doing.
[16:55] Sachi
    Though...
[16:58] Hiro
    It's none of my business, I guess.
[17:04] Ritsuko
    Good day, both of you.
[17:07] Erika
    Mom?!
[17:08] Ritsuko
    How are you enjoying your imprisonment?
[17:13] Erika
    I could keep it up for a century.
[17:15] Ritsuko
    I'm glad to hear it.
[17:17] Ritsuko
    But you know, you're a boy, Nagi-kun.
[17:20] Ritsuko
    You must be approaching your limit.
[17:23] Nagi
    Limit for what?
[17:25] Ritsuko
    I mean, Erika's got such a cute face,
    and her body's developed beyond her age.
[17:31] Ritsuko
    You couldn't be blamed for being rock-hard.
[17:34] Erika
    Rock-hard?!
[17:36] Nagi
    Relax. She's testing us.
[17:39] Erika
    Right. I forgot.
[17:41] Nagi
    We're fine.
[17:43] Nagi
    We were living together before, too.
[17:45] Erika
    Anyway, Mom, what do you want?
[17:49] Ritsuko
    I thought the two of you might be bored, so...
SIGN    Momma Quiz!!
[17:52] Ritsuko
    Ta-da!
[17:53] Ritsuko
    I'm gonna host a quiz for you!
[17:56] Erika
    What? What?
[17:57] Nagi
    Is it that exciting for you?
[17:59] Ritsuko
    The winner will get anything
    they currently want!
[18:02] Nagi
    I'm down!
[18:04] Ritsuko
    Okay, question one.
[18:06] Ritsuko
    What's this?
[18:09] Erika
    That's our reception room.
[18:13] Erika
    Yo, yo, yo!
[18:15] Erika
    Erika in da house!
[18:18] Erika
    Listen up, y'all, Erika the Rapper's da bomb!
[18:22] Erika
    Super dorbs world domination,
    no baddy is gonna get
[18:27] Erika
    in the way of Erika's quest for world peace!
[18:30] Erika
    Rich or poor, you're all in! Yo!
[18:34] Erika
    End me.
[18:36] Ritsuko
    Who's that?
[18:38] Nagi
    I never knew you were da bomb rapper.
[18:41] Erika
    Stop!
[18:43] Ritsuko
    Nagi-kun's correct!
[18:45] Nagi
    Nice!
[18:46] Nagi
    But why that footage?
[18:49] Ritsuko
    Okay, next question.
[18:51] Ritsuko
    What do all of these people have in common?
[18:57] Erika
    These are all the tutors I fired.
[19:01] Ritsuko
    Erika's right!
[19:02] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[19:04] Erika
    They couldn't keep up with me, that's all.
[19:07] Ritsuko
    Final question!
[19:10] Ritsuko
    What is this a picture of?
[19:12] Erika
    No more!
[19:15] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san...
[19:17] Nagi
    You totaled a car?!
[19:19] Ritsuko
    Correct, Nagi-kun!
[19:22] Ritsuko
    Back when she was ten,
[19:24] Ritsuko
    Erika snuck out with the keys when we weren't
    looking, started the engine, and took off.
[19:30] Erika
    I was just trying to run away from home.
[19:32] Nagi
    When you were ten?!
[19:37] Nagi
    So that's what this is about.
[19:40] Ritsuko
    She keeps doing things like this.
[19:42] Nagi
    I see.
[19:45] Nagi
    For you to remember stuff like this,
    you must really love Erika-san.
[19:51] Nagi
    I don't know about her past.
[19:54] Nagi
    But...
[19:55] Nagi
    Right now, at least,
    Amano-san is so joyful and bright
[20:00] Nagi
    that I can hardly look straight at her.
[20:04] Nagi
    So I'll look at who she is now,
    not who she was before,
[20:08] Nagi
    and decide whether I want
    to marry her for myself.
[20:19] Ritsuko
    You still piss me off.
[20:22] Nagi
    Do you think she got it?
[20:25] Nagi
    She isn't reacting.
[20:30] Erika
    Hey, what was that about?!
[20:31] Erika
    I'm the one choosing!
[20:33] Nagi
    What? I have a right to choose, too!
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
[20:41] Hiro
    Is something wrong?
[20:42] Sachi
    Hiro-san, take a look at this.
SIGN    I'll continue investigating
SIGN    Please and thank you
SIGN    I've determined the hotel they're at
SIGN    Sachi-chan, will you come along?
[20:45] Ai
    I've determined the hotel they're at.
[20:49] Ai
    Sachi-chan, will you come along?
[20:55] MIB
    Do you not need to observe them anymore?
[20:57] Ritsuko
    I'm bored of them.
[20:59] Ritsuko
    I still have work at the station.
[21:01] MIB
    Uh-huh...
[21:03] Ritsuko
    I can't believe I see my husband in him.
[21:07] Ritsuko
    He really is our son, isn't he?
SIGN    Reward for the winner of the quiz
[21:11] Nagi
    "Reward for the winner of the quiz."
SIGN    What do you most need right now?
[21:14] Nagi
    "What do you most need right now?"
[21:17] Nagi
    What do I need most right now...
[21:21] Erika
    A tablet, obviously.
[21:24] Erika
    You can subscribe to watch all
    the movies and TV shows you want!
[21:27] Erika
    And you can get apps and games and stuff.
[21:28] Erika
    We can waste all the time in the world!
[21:32] Nagi
    Okay, it's settled.
[21:36] Nagi
    The entire eleventh grade curriculum!
[21:39] Nagi
    I'm getting fired up!
[21:41] Erika
    I've never seen anyone
    get turned on by textbooks.
[21:41] Nagi
    Pant, pant, pant...
[21:51] Nagi
    Who's there?!
[21:55] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san!
[22:00] Ai
    Ai.
[22:01] Nagi
    Ai-chan?! Why?!
SIGN    Episode 7: It's Ours to Build!
[23:35] Ai
    "It's Ours to Build!"

7 - It's Ours to Build!
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[00:02] (Flashback) Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[00:04] (Flashback) Erika
    I can't anymore!
[00:08] (Flashback) Erika
    I was in for too long.
[00:10] (Flashback) Erika
    This is my first time...
[00:13] (Flashback) Erika
    being in a hotel room alone with a guy.
[00:17] (Flashback) Erika
    Man... it's getting hot in here.
[00:20] (Flashback) Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
[00:22] (Flashback) Erika
    Why are you in just a T-shirt?
SIGN    Reward for the winner of the quiz
[02:00] Nagi
    "Reward for the winner of the quiz."
[02:05] Nagi
    The entire eleventh grade curriculum!
SIGN    Episode 7: It's Ours to Build!
[02:07] Erika
    I've never seen anyone
    get turned on by textbooks.
[02:07] Nagi
    Pant, pant, pant...
[02:18] Nagi
    Who's there?!
[02:21] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san!
[02:25] Ai
    Ai.
[02:26] Nagi
    Ai-chan?! Why?!
[02:28] Ai
    She fainted.
[02:31] Ai
    Perhaps that was a bit much.
[02:34] Ai
    Here we go...
[02:39] Ai
    This is a perfect opportunity.
[02:40] Ai
    Let's get out of here together.
[02:44] Ai
    I've secured an escape route.
[02:47] Ai
    Let's go somewhere that isn't so confined,
    where we'll be more comfortable.
[02:58] Ai
    Nagi-chan?
[03:01] Nagi
    I can't do that.
[03:07] Nagi
    I decided I'm staying here.
[03:09] Ai
    But aren't you bothered by this?
[03:11] Ai
    You were suddenly abducted
    without any of your things.
[03:14] Ai
    You're practically imprisoned!
[03:16] Nagi
    I know.
[03:18] Nagi
    That's why I don't want to run away.
[03:20] Ai
    You don't want to run away?
[03:24] Nagi
    Running away won't solve anything.
[03:26] Nagi
    That's what Amano-san taught me.
[03:30] Nagi
    So... sorry.
[03:32] Nagi
    I hate to turn you away,
    but I'm going to stay here.
[03:38] Ai
    Is that so?
[03:40] Ai
    You have a lovely relationship.
[03:45] Ai
    Your values rubbed off on each other,
    and you grew as people.
[03:49] Ai
    Things are going in a good direction.
[03:52] Ai
    I think that's a great relationship.
[03:56] Nagi
    I'm not sure.
[03:58] Ai
    But...
[04:00] Ai
    that's family, not romance.
[04:08] Ai
    Listen, Nagi-chan!
[04:09] Nagi
    Right!
[04:10] Ai
    I parted ways with my family
    to come to Japan for you!
[04:15] Nagi
    That's... yeah, I'm glad
    I got to see you grown up.
[04:19] Ai
    You even confessed to me!
[04:21] Nagi
    I mean, that was the first time in my life.
[04:24] Nagi
    That was exciting for me.
[04:25] Ai
    Our love even made the news!
[04:28] Nagi
    You were my first love,
    so I didn't entirely hate it.
[04:32] Nagi
    Although it shocked me.
[04:35] Ai
    That's the point!
[04:36] Nagi
    What's the point?!
[04:38] Ai
    Romantic relationships are
    supposed to be more exciting!
[04:43] Nagi
    Ai-chan, what are you...
[04:45] Ai
    Basically...
[04:51] Ai
    Whose panties would you rather see?
[04:56] Ai
    That's the real question.
[05:05] Nagi
    Are you sure?
[05:07] Ai
    I am!
[05:18] Nagi
    Whose panties would I rather see?
[05:22] Nagi
    What I want to see is...
[05:24] Erika
    Since when were my panties an option here?
[05:30] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[05:31] Nagi
    You were awake? Since when?
[05:33] Erika
    Shush.
[05:36] Ai
    You finally reacted.
[05:38] Nagi
    You knew, Ai-chan?
[05:41] Erika
    I was, yeah.
[05:47] Ai
    This is a perfect opportunity.
[05:49] Ai
    I've been wanting to speak with you.
[05:52] Erika
    You're right. No one will interrupt us here.
[06:01] Nagi
    Er...
[06:02] Nagi
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[06:04] Ai; Erika
    You're staying right here!
[06:06] Nagi
    Yes'm!
[06:07] Nagi; Text
    My fiancée and childhood friend
    are going at it hard!
SIGN    My fiancée and childhood friend are
    going at it hard!!
[06:11] Ai
    All right, I'll be straight.
[06:15] Ai
    I want you to break off your
    engagement with Nagi-chan!
[06:21] Erika
    If I could do that, I already would have.
[06:24] Erika
    But this is between family.
[06:26] Ai
    Are you sure about that?
[06:29] Ai
    That's become a
    thought-terminating cliché for you.
[06:32] Ai
    Are you sure you aren't being
    too compliant to your parents?
[06:35] Nagi
    O-Of course I'm not!
[06:38] Nagi
    I'm living with Nagi-kun so
    I can become independent.
[06:41] Nagi
    In fact, I think I'm a totally different person
[06:44] Erika
    compared to who I was before I met him.
[06:46] Nagi
    Are you?
[06:48] Ai
    Well, then, if you were to
    forgo your engagement,
[06:52] Ai
    what relationship would
    the two of you have left?
[06:56] Erika
    Nothing!
[07:00] Erika
    Wait, there's actually nothing.
[07:03] Erika
    Our values and our lifestyles
    are totally different.
[07:06] Erika
    We're just strangers!
[07:07] Erika
    I've been living with this guy?!
[07:09] Nagi
    You just realized that?
[07:12] Ai
    In other words, that's all the
    two of you have between you.
[07:15] Ai
    Nothing at all.
[07:17] Erika
    I can't deny that.
[07:19] Nagi
    Why is she so smug about it?
[07:21] Nagi
    Then again...
[07:22] Nagi
    Amano-san's always helping me out.
[07:26] Ai
    On the other hand, that isn't true for me.
[07:31] Ai
    First, please have a look at this.
SIGN    18 years old
SIGN    Nagi-chan and Ai marry
    We live lovey-dovey until 22
SIGN    23 years old
SIGN    We have a child
    (it'll be a girl)
[07:35] Ai
    This is the one-hundred-year
    life plan for me and Nagi-chan.
SIGN    We get a dog
SIGN    50 years old
SIGN    Our three children grow out of the home
    The two of us live happily together
SIGN    52 years old
SIGN    We go on a tour around the world
     (High-end cruise with a casino)
SIGN    Nagi-chan and Ai's
    100-Year Life Plan
[07:42] Ai
    And I'll be continuing work
    even after we get married.
[07:47] Ai
    I'll ask Nagi-chan to be a stay-at-home dad.
[07:50] Nagi
    A stay-at-home dad...
    I never even considered that.
[07:54] Erika
    I have so many questions, but...
[07:57] Erika
    What's up with this last one?
SIGN    100 years old
SIGN    The two hold hands and ascend
    to heaven
[07:59] Erika
    That's pretty cringe.
[08:00] Ai
    How could you say that?!
[08:02] Erika
    It just doesn't seem realistic.
[08:05] Erika
    The whole thing sounds like a kid's fantasy.
[08:08] Nagi
    Come on, you two.
[08:10] Nagi
    I never knew Ai-chan was thinking
    so much of me, though.
[08:16] Erika
    First of all, I don't know how you made
    the assumption that you're getting married.
[08:21] Ai
    Of course you don't understand.
[08:24] Ai
    You've never considered the idea of marriage.
[08:28] Ai
    Meanwhile, I returned
    to Japan to get married.
[08:32] Erika
    That isn't the point.
[08:34] Erika
    You assume getting married
    automatically means you'll be happy.
[08:37] Erika
    What I'm saying is that
    that's the first mistake.
[08:43] Ai
    That isn't how it works?!
[08:45] Erika
    Who's the one who doesn't understand now?
[08:48] Erika
    I mean, look at my parents.
[08:50] Erika
    Mom and Dad are so busy.
[08:52] Erika
    They've never had time for each other.
[08:55] Erika
    My brother's gone missing.
[08:58] Erika
    And I'm all alone.
[09:01] Erika
    Does this look like happiness to you?
[09:06] Ai
    It doesn't.
[09:08] Ai
    My family's parted ways, too.
[09:11] Erika
    That's even worse than mine!
[09:14] Erika
    Anyway, I'm just warning you not to
    get your hopes up about marriage.
[09:19] Erika
    Not everyone finds happiness.
[09:24] Nagi
    I guess my family's fortunate in that sense.
[09:27] Ai
    Do you really believe a marriage
    decided on by your family
[09:30] Ai
    will bring you happiness?
[09:32] Erika
    What about you?
[09:34] Erika
    You don't know that your plan will
    work out even if you do get married!
[09:39] Nagi
    Calm down.
[09:41] Nagi
    There's no end to it once you
    start talking about the future.
[09:44] Nagi
    After all, the future is ours to build.
[09:47] Ai; Erika
    You stay out of this!
[09:48] Nagi
    I'm sorry!
[09:51] Erika
    We'll have to settle this.
[09:54] Ai
    The outcome is already clear.
[09:57] Nagi
    Er... You guys?
[10:12] Nagi
    Please don't get into a brawl here!
[10:15] Nagi
    I don't want to see blood
    in this confined space!
[10:22] Erika
    I get the sense...
[10:24] Ai
    ...that we're gonna get along great!
[10:30] Nagi
    Huh?
[10:31] Erika
    Man, I'm getting thirsty
    after all that talking.
[10:36] Ai
    I brought apple juice.
[10:38] Erika
    For real?!
[10:40] Nagi
    H-How did that happen?
[10:46] Erika
    Well, it pissed me off at first,
    but nothing she said was wrong.
[10:53] Erika
    There's a lot she made me realize.
[10:58] Ai
    Me, too.
[10:59] Ai
    No one's ever spoken so
    openly with me before you.
[11:08] Erika
    You know...
[11:10] Ai
    This is so...
[11:14] Erika
    It's like we were connected
    in our past lives, you know?
[11:18] Nagi
    They're totally on the same wavelength!
[11:21] Erika
    There's one thing I want to ask you...
[11:25] Ai
    Me, too.
[11:26] Nagi
    I don't get girls.
[11:29] Nagi
    Either way, I'm glad they're hitting it off.
[11:38] Erika
    Those panties are so cute!
[11:40] Erika
    Where'd you buy them?
[11:42] Ai
    Yours, too!
[11:43] Ai
    The design is so audacious.
[11:45] Ai
    Where did you purchase them?
[11:48] Erika
    They're the same color as yours, though.
[11:50] Ai
    We're two peas in a pod.
[11:53] Erika
    Right?
[12:05] Erika
    I've decided to leave here with Ai-chan.
[12:09] Nagi
    What?
[12:10] Nagi
    Hang on, what is this?
[12:12] Ai
    I've secured an escape route.
[12:15] Nagi
    That's not what I mean!
[12:17] Nagi
    You said we're spending two weeks here
    together because your mom's testing us!
[12:22] Erika
    That's exactly why we're leaving.
[12:25] Erika
    I don't need to beg my mom to let me out.
[12:28] Erika
    That's true independence, isn't it?
[12:31] Nagi
    Maybe, but...
[12:33] Ai
    You have nothing to worry about.
[12:36] Ai
    I've prepared a place for you
    to hide out for roughly a week.
[12:43] Ai
    Needless to say,
    it'll come with new textbooks.
[12:45] Nagi
    I'm going!
[12:53] Ai
    We can get outside through this door.
[12:56] Ai
    Let's go.
[12:58] Nagi
    Is it supposed to be this easy to get out?
[13:02] Nagi
    I could have sworn there was security
    outside the door until yesterday.
[13:07] Ritsuko
    It looks like this is it.
[13:10] Ritsuko
    Did you think I wouldn't notice?
[13:13] Ritsuko
    I wish you wouldn't
    underestimate your mother.
[13:17] Ritsuko
    I'm not going to stop you now.
[13:21] Ritsuko
    As your mother,
    I felt an urge to protect you two,
[13:24] Ritsuko
    but it looks like that won't be necessary.
[13:27] Ritsuko
    Besides, you and Erika...
[13:31] Ritsuko
    I understand your relationship very well now.
[13:34] Nagi
    What is that supposed to mean?
[13:36] Ritsuko
    I mean that it's too much for me to handle.
[13:39] Ritsuko
    Do as you wish.
[13:41] Nagi
    So she's given up on us?
[13:45] Ritsuko
    Also, I trust that you're ready to hear this.
[13:49] Ritsuko
    You've heard from Erika
[13:51] Ritsuko
    that you have an older brother, correct?
[13:55] Ritsuko
    He might be closer than you think.
[13:59] Ritsuko
    Don't tell Erika about this.
[14:03] Nagi
    Hang on! Why are you telling me, then?
[14:08] Ritsuko
    I want you to save Sousuke.
[14:12] Nagi
    Save him?
[14:14] Erika
    Seriously, Nagi-kun! What's the holdup?
[14:23] Erika
    Come on. Let's go.
[14:27] Nagi
    Thank you for sheltering us!
[14:30] Erika
    Stop shouting! Jeez!
[14:32] Nagi
    What the hell is going on here?
[14:38] Erika
    Looks like there's no one chasing us.
[14:40] Erika
    Thanks to Ai-chan.
[14:42] Ai
    I'm glad we escaped safely.
[14:47] Erika
    Why don't you say thank you, Nagi-kun?
[14:50] Nagi
    Oh, right... Thanks.
[14:53] Ai
    I was the one who caused
    this in the first place.
[14:55] Erika; Nagi
    Oh, right.
[14:57] Ai
    From now on, I'll think more before I act.
[15:01] Ai
    I'm going to do better.
[15:05] Erika
    What are you plotting now?!
[15:07] Ai
    With that, Nagi-chan,
    I'll have you depart here.
[15:15] Nagi
    Wait, where am I?!
[15:17] Nagi
    You can't just drop me off
    in the middle of nowhere!
[15:19] Ai
    You'll be picked up soon enough.
[15:21] Erika
    What about me?
[15:23] Ai
    You're going somewhere else.
[15:25] Ai
    For security reasons,
    I can't shelter you two together.
[15:29] Ai
    I hope you understand.
[15:32] Erika
    Oh. Okay.
[15:34] Nagi
    I see.
[15:36] Ai
    Well, we'll be off.
[15:39] Erika
    Wait! Nagi-kun!
[15:41] Erika
    We'll see each other after a week, right?
[15:47] Nagi
    Of course we will!
[15:54] Nagi
    Why would she ask that?
[15:57] Nagi
    Hang on...
[15:58] Nagi
    Where am I?
[15:59] Nagi
    She said I'll get picked up.
[16:05] Nagi
    You scared me!
[16:07] Nagi
    Are you Ai-chan's relative?
[16:10] Nagi
    Huh?
[16:15] Nagi
    Is this place...
[16:18] Nagi
    N-No way.
[16:21] Nagi
    When she said she prepared a
    place for me to stay for a week...
SIGN    Meguro
    Myoujin
[16:31] Nagi
    It was Segawa-san's place?!
[16:37] Nagi
    Erm...
[16:39] Nagi
    Does this mean I'm staying at your place?
[16:47] Nagi
    Or not? Then why am I here?
[16:53] Nagi
    Hey...
[17:04] Nagi
    So you're offering me shelter here?
[17:08] Nagi
    Thanks for the tea.
[17:24] Nagi
    I never thought the day would come when
    I'd take a bath at Segawa-san's place.
[17:29] Nagi
    Could this water have Segawa-san's...
[17:33] Nagi
    Nah, no way.
[17:36] Nagi
    Though...
[17:37] Nagi
    She hasn't said a word to me.
[17:40] Nagi
    I guess she really hates me.
[17:46] Nagi
    Salt?
[17:50] Nagi
    I see.
[17:51] Nagi
    It's like a massage salt thing.
[17:55] Nagi
    Clothes.
[17:57] Nagi
    This bright white kimono is pajamas?!
[18:00] Nagi
    Shrines really are something else.
[18:10] Nagi
    Er, uh...
[18:11] Nagi
    I'm wondering if there's
    anything I can help with.
[18:15] Nagi
    It's still too early to go to bed.
[18:33] Nagi
    But what's this huge hole for?
[18:38] Nagi
    Wait... Something doesn't feel right.
[18:42] Nagi
    Why was I brought to Segawa-san's place
    when we aren't even friends anymore?
[18:48] Nagi
    Wait...
[18:50] Nagi
    I'm being made to purify myself with salt,
[18:53] Nagi
    to prepare myself in a white shroud...
[18:57] Nagi
    And this hole is to bury me in?!
[19:01] Nagi
    Am I about to...
[19:15] Nagi
    Please spare my life!
[19:27] Hiro
    You're so cute, Umino-kun.
[19:35] Nagi
    I was mistaken about the whole thing?
[19:38] Hiro
    I guess you could say that.
[19:42] Hiro
    The salt in the bathroom is
    just morishio for protection.
[19:45] Hiro
    We didn't have men's pajamas, so I thought
    I could just lend you a white kimono.
[19:49] Hiro
    The hole in the yard is for a tree
    we're planting tomorrow.
[19:52] Hiro
    I figured I'd get your help.
[19:54] Hiro
    I had no idea I was scaring you.
[19:58] Nagi
    So why wouldn't you talk to me today?
[20:03] Hiro
    Well...
[20:08] Hiro
    I was messing with you.
[20:11] Nagi
    You were messing with me?!
[20:14] Hiro
    I mean, I hadn't seen you in a while,
    and you were acting all confused.
[20:18] Hiro
    It was so funny. I had to.
[20:20] Nagi
    Segawa-san! Why?!
[20:23] Hiro
    Anyway, I'm sorry.
[20:26] Hiro
    I seem to have had the wrong idea.
[20:30] Hiro
    Ai-san told me about how it all started.
[20:34] Hiro
    Besides,
[20:36] Hiro
    I was getting too comfortable with you.
[20:41] Nagi
    I don't get it.
[20:43] Hiro
    But then Ai-san contacted me,
[20:47] Hiro
    and it got me wondering when I'm going
    to stop being a background character.
[20:51] Nagi
    A background character?
[20:53] Nagi
    You aren't...
[20:57] Hiro
    So I have to stop being dependent on you.
[21:00] Hiro
    I'm going to confront it.
[21:03] Hiro
    I'm the protagonist.
[21:09] Hiro
    Would you cooperate,
    as a background character?
[21:13] Nagi
    Yes! Gladly!
[21:15] Hiro
    As a background character?
    You're okay with that?
[21:18] Nagi
    Segawa-san's so badass.
[21:22] Erika
    Which is why...
[21:25] Erika
    I'm going to be in your care for a while.
[21:29] Namie
    You're more than welcome!
[21:31] Namie
    I can't believe you'll be staying with us!
[21:34] Yohei
    Things are gonna be fun!
[21:38] Yohei
    Good for you, huh, Sachi?
[21:41] Sachi
    Yeah.
[21:45] Hiro
    Morning, Umino-kun!
[21:48] Hiro
    I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the
    lead role, have something that I want to do.
[21:53] Nagi
    Uh-huh. And that is?
[22:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[22:01] Hiro
    let's get married.
SIGN    Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
[23:36] Hiro
    "No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss."

8 - No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
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[00:00] Hiro
    I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the
    lead role, have something that I want to do.
[00:10] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[00:12] Hiro
    let's get married.
[01:45] Nagi
    Making a wedding pamphlet?
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
    Wedding Guide
SIGN    Accepting Applications
[01:48] Hiro
    That's right.
SIGN    Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
[01:50] Hiro
    Our shrine does weddings, among other things.
[01:54] Hiro
    We've been talking about updating it a little.
[01:57] Nagi
    I see.
[01:59] Nagi
    Jeez. I was totally under the impression...
[02:02] Hiro
    And a bride is a lead role.
[02:04] Nagi
    Which means...
[02:06] Hiro
    In other words,
[02:08] Hiro
    you and I are going to be the bride
    and groom in the pamphlet.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
    Wedding Guide
SIGN    Accepting Applications
SIGN    Me
SIGN    Segawa-san
[02:17] Hiro
    Would you not be okay with that?
[02:21] Nagi
    Me and Segawa-san?! A marriage photo?!
[02:24] Nagi
    Let's do it.
[02:26] Hiro
    Great!
[02:28] Hiro
    Okay, I'll go discuss it with Mom.
[02:31] Nagi
    Okay!
[02:33] Hiro's Mom
    Absolutely not.
[02:35] Hiro's Mom
    You can't be serious!
[02:37] Hiro's Mom
    You're engaged.
[02:39] Hiro's Mom
    You, hold a wedding?!
[02:41] Hiro's Mom
    You're supposed to be confined here.
[02:43] Hiro's Mom
    Why not spend your time
    reflecting at the shrine instead,
[02:47] Hiro's Mom
    U-kun?!
[02:48] Nagi
    She knows about it!
[02:51] Hiro
    We know it isn't your fault,
    so she agreed to take you in.
[02:57] Hiro
    But I guess a wedding was a bit too much.
[03:01] Nagi
    Sorry I can't be of any help.
[03:03] Hiro
    That just gets me even more fired up.
[03:06] Hiro
    We're just getting started, Umino-kun.
[03:10] Hiro's Mom
    Oh, my.
[03:12] Hiro's Mom
    Who might have tidied up here?
[03:17] Nagi
    There.
[03:19] Hiro's Mom
    Did you do the cleaning?
[03:22] Nagi
    Please, get some rest.
[03:24] Nagi
    I don't mean this in exchange, but—
[03:26] Hiro's Mom
    Nope.
[03:28] Hiro's Mom
    This was supposed to be a job
    for the part-time worker.
[03:32] Hiro's Mom
    This just makes things more complicated.
[03:37] Nagi
    I've wiped the floors in the halls, too.
[03:40] Hiro's Mom
    I appreciate your enthusiasm,
[03:42] Hiro's Mom
    but Hiro has a fiancé.
[03:48] Hiro
    Well, shoot.
[03:50] Hiro
    So that didn't work, either.
[03:52] Nagi
    Forgive my ineffectiveness!
[03:55] Hiro
    We're just getting started.
[03:58] Hiro
    Have you given up, Umino-kun?
[04:01] Nagi
    Your mother made it clear that we can't.
[04:04] Hiro
    That's how it always is.
[04:08] Hiro
    No matter how many times we fail,
    we only need to succeed once to win.
[04:14] Nagi
    I see.
[04:16] Nagi
    Segawa-san is who she is now
    because she battles her mother.
[04:23] Hiro's Mom
    That boy, Umino-kun,
    has driven Hiro to do so much.
[04:29] Hiro's Mom
    Just who is he?
[04:31] Hiro's Dad
    All right, then.
[04:33] Hiro's Dad
    I'll deal with it!
[04:35] Nagi
    That's great, Segawa-san.
[04:44] Hiro's Dad
    Well, well, well... You must be Umino-kun!
[04:50] Nagi
    Yes, but, uh...
[04:52] Nagi
    Who might you be?
[04:54] Hiro
    Dad...
[04:58] Hiro's Dad
    I challenge you to a sumo match!
[05:01] Hiro's Dad
    Defeat me, and I will allow the wedding.
[05:05] Hiro's Dad
    Ready...
[05:07] Nagi
    What is even going on here?!
[05:11] Nagi
    Then again...
[05:13] Nagi
    I don't have a choice!
[05:16] Hiro's Dad
    Nokotta!
[05:20] Hiro
    Umino-kun!
[05:22] Hiro's Dad
    Heave-ho!
[05:28] Hiro
    Splat.
[05:30] Nagi
    Wait, wait! There's no way!
[05:32] Hiro's Dad
    All right, approved!
[05:34] Nagi
    Why?!
[05:35] Hiro
    Nice!
[05:38] Hiro's Dad
    Splendid!
[05:41] Hiro's Dad
    Sumo is not all about winning.
[05:44] Hiro's Dad
    Your courage in facing me is worthy of praise.
[05:48] Hiro's Dad
    I like you, Umino-kun!
[05:51] Nagi
    I never thought I'd be taking a bath
    with Segawa-san's dad, though...
[05:57] Hiro's Dad
    Me coming to this shrine is
    why Hiro's in such a bind.
[06:04] Hiro's Dad
    Her mom and I were
    married by our parents' will.
[06:10] Nagi
    You were?!
[06:12] Hiro's Dad
    This shrine has a 1,300-year history.
[06:15] Hiro's Dad
    There's a lot going on.
[06:18] Hiro's Dad
    I was 23 and Asami-san was 21 when I was
    adopted into the family as her groom.
[06:28] Hiro's Dad
    When we first met, she seemed
    like such an adorable lady.
[06:38] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad
    Erm...
[06:39] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad
    Is something the matter?
[06:41] (Flashback) Hiro's Mom
    Am I marrying such a giant man?
[06:52] Hiro's Dad
    Even after we got married, my feelings
    for her went unrequited for a time.
[06:58] Nagi
    That must have been difficult.
[07:01] Hiro's Dad
    Not at all.
[07:03] Hiro's Dad
    I've married a fantastic woman. I'm happy.
[07:06] Hiro's Dad
    Which is why I want Hiro to
    marry whomever she chooses.
[07:14] Hiro's Dad
    Asami-san married me to protect this shrine.
[07:18] Hiro's Dad
    But I'm sure she still has her regrets.
[07:22] Hiro's Dad
    If she hadn't been engaged to me,
[07:24] Hiro's Dad
    she might be much happier right now.
[07:28] Hiro's Dad
    Not a day goes by that I don't consider it.
[07:32] Hiro's Dad
    All right, that's enough time in the bath!
[07:34] Nagi
    Yes, sir!
[07:40] Nagi
    Yakisoba!
[07:43] Hiro's Dad
    Umino-kun, are you all right?!
[07:45] Hiro's Dad
    You're gonna catch a cold,
    letting your yakisoba bun hang out like that!
[07:56] Hiro's Mom
    You may allow it, but I will not.
[08:00] Hiro's Mom
    How would you face your fiancé
    with a pamphlet like that out there?
[08:06] Hiro
    I'm not marrying my fiancé.
[08:11] Hiro's Mom
    Here we go again.
[08:14] Hiro's Mom
    Why, exactly, are you so adamantly against it?
[08:18] Hiro
    Because I've seen you and Dad.
[08:21] Hiro
    I know marrying someone arranged by
    my parents isn't going to make me happy.
[08:25] Hiro's Mom
    My!
[08:29] Hiro
    Why do I have to get married
    when it isn't going to make me happy?
[08:33] Hiro
    I'll protect the shrine without doing that!
[08:36] Hiro's Mom
    This isn't about just you!
[08:39] Hiro's Mom
    What would you know?!
[08:41] Hiro
    You're the one who doesn't get it!
[08:43] Hiro's Dad
    Why don't you allow her already?!
[08:47] Hiro's Dad
    Asami-san, it's just a wedding photo!
[08:50] Hiro's Dad
    It's fiction!
[08:53] Hiro's Mom
    That isn't what we're discussing right now.
[08:55] Hiro's Mom
    I take issue with you, too.
[08:58] Hiro's Mom
    You may be large,
    but you're utterly helpless.
[09:02] Hiro's Mom
    You can't button your shirts,
[09:05] Hiro's Mom
    you keep breaking things...
[09:08] Hiro's Dad
    I didn't do anything to tear it.
[09:08] Hiro's Mom
    And how many tabi socks have you torn?
[09:12] Nagi
    Uh-oh.
[09:13] Hiro's Mom
    You've destroyed the shrine ceiling.
[09:15] Hiro's Mom
    You've made kids cry
    during their shrine visits.
[09:18] Hiro's Mom
    All you can manage to do without me is sumo!
[09:22] Hiro's Dad
    Sumo!
[09:23] Hiro
    Dad, be strong!
[09:25] Nagi
    Huh?
[09:26] Hiro
    And you, Mom!
[09:28] Hiro
    You could at least say he can't
    take care of anything around him!
[09:34] Nagi
    Isn't that what that is about?
[09:39] Nagi
    Segawa-san's mother is always with her father.
[09:45] Nagi
    You've seen him all the time.
[09:47] Nagi
    You know him inside-out.
[09:50] Nagi
    You wouldn't do that if you hated him.
[09:54] Nagi
    That's how much you love him, isn't it?
[10:00] Hiro's Mom
    To say out loud that I love him
    is such a Western notion...
[10:07] Nagi
    Is he roaring?!
[10:08] Hiro
    Don't cry, Dad.
[10:13] Hiro
    Thanks, Umino-kun.
[10:16] Nagi
    Huh?
[10:17] Hiro
    I got to know something about
    my family that I didn't before.
[10:20] Hiro
    Mom used to hate Dad, but she
    started liking him over time, I guess.
[10:26] Nagi
    Seems like it.
[10:28] Hiro
    I found that out in the short time
    that you've been here.
[10:33] Hiro
    I wonder if I'd learn more if we married.
[10:39] Hiro
    Kidding.
[10:40] Nagi
    Kidding?!
[10:43] Hiro
    But...
[10:46] Hiro
    Maybe I'm free to have
    my own relationships now.
[10:53] Hiro
    I mean, it doesn't matter why you
    got married in the beginning.
[10:57] Hiro
    What matters is that you're happy now, right?
[11:01] Hiro
    That means it doesn't have to
    be the person I'm engaged to.
[11:10] Hiro
    Hey, Umino-kun...
[11:13] Nagi
    Yes? What is it?!
[11:17] Hiro
    I...
[11:20] Hiro's Dad
    Hey, you two!
[11:23] Hiro's Dad
    I've changed my mind!
[11:25] Hiro's Dad
    Hiro, you are to marry your fiancé!
[11:29] Hiro's Dad
    I've thought it through and realized
[11:31] Hiro's Dad
    that marrying your fiancé is
    the best way to find happiness!
[11:36] Hiro
    What are you talking about?!
[11:39] Hiro
    Mom, please, say something!
[11:41] Hiro's Mom
    He's absolutely right.
[11:43] Hiro
    Come on!
[12:01] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[12:02] Hiro
    We officially got permission to do the wedding.
[12:07] Nagi
    You did it!
[12:09] Hiro
    It's all thanks to you.
[12:11] Nagi
    Did I do something?
[12:14] Hiro
    Mom isn't convinced yet...
[12:17] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad
    Please, Asami-san! 
    Don't you want to see it, as a parent?!
[12:17] Hiro
    But Dad was desperate to see me
    as a bride, so he convinced her.
[12:22] Hiro
    All right, let's do this!
[12:26] Nagi
    I definitely haven't done anything, have I?
SIGN    Elementary School
SIGN    Middle School
SIGN    Preschool
[12:30] Nagi
    A video recording your growth?
[12:33] Hiro
    I think a wedding is meant to thank
    your parents for raising you, too.
[12:39] Hiro
    I want my parents to think back to the past.
[12:43] Nagi
    Makes sense.
[12:46] Nagi
    I can't believe this used to be you.
[12:49] Hiro
    Well, of course.
SIGN    Winner
[12:52] Hiro
    This was when I won at our
    elementary school sports festival.
[12:56] Nagi
    So you've always been competitive.
[13:00] Nagi
    Though...
[13:02] Nagi
    I can tell you really love this shrine.
[13:08] Hiro
    Y-You can tell?
[13:10] Nagi
    You don't smile like that outside the shrine.
[13:21] Hiro
    You look good, Umino-kun!
[13:24] Nagi
    Do I?
[13:27] Nagi
    Man, I'm getting nervous
    now that I have the outfit on.
[13:32] Nagi
    We're really doing this wedding, aren't we?
[13:36] Nagi
    I know it's make-believe, but...
[13:38] Hiro
    Umino-kun, it's crooked.
[13:47] Hiro
    By the way...
[13:49] Nagi
    What... was that about?
[13:53] Hiro
    What was what about?
[13:54] Nagi
    At school, I mean...
[13:56] Nagi
    Oh, no, that was an accident.
[13:58] Nagi
    That was nothing, right?
[14:03] Hiro
    There's no such thing as a meaningless kiss.
[14:08] Hiro
    Um...
[14:10] Nagi
    You mean...
[14:15] Hiro
    I'm looking forward to the kiss after the vows.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[14:20] Erika
    Come on in!
[14:22] Erika
    Welcome to Umino-tei.
SIGN    Trainee
[14:24] Erika
    Are you ready to order?
[14:27] Guy 1
    Wait, is this the wrong place?
[14:30] Guy 2
    Hey, I know you!
[14:32] Guy 2
    You're the daughter of that hotel tycoon.
[14:34] Erika
    That's me.
[14:35] Erika
    I decided to work here
    for a while for experience.
[14:41] Namie
    We just happened to be short-staffed,
    so we're lucky she came by.
[14:46] Yohei
    She's productive, and she's
    popular with the customers.
[14:50] Yohei
    You'll have to work hard to keep up, Sachi!
[14:54] Namie
    Come on! The dishes are piling up!
[14:57] Namie
    Pick up the pace!
[14:58] Sachi
    I'm working on it!
[15:00] Namie
    Sheesh.
[15:01] Namie
    You're always so quick to talk back.
[15:05] Yohei
    You haven't even been away
    from the shop for that long,
[15:08] Yohei
    and you're already losing your edge.
[15:11] Erika
    Don't worry about it, Sachi-chan.
[15:14] Erika
    Y'know, this is my first time spending time
    here, so they're just being extra nice to me.
[15:22] Erika
    I mean, I spilled some beer earlier,
    and I've already broken five dishes.
[15:27] Erika
    Tee-hee.
[15:28] Sachi
    That's not it.
[15:31] Sachi
    I'm worried about what Onii's up to.
[15:36] Erika
    Oh, is that why you've been so down?
[15:39] Erika
    You're so cute, Sachi-chan.
[15:41] Sachi
    It's not just that.
[15:45] Erika
    I'm sure Nagi-kun's doing great.
[15:49] Erika
    He was obsessed with studying the
    whole time we were in the hotel room.
[15:55] Erika
    He's probably discussing schoolwork
    with Hiro-chan right now.
[15:58] Sachi
    You mean nothing happened?
[16:03] Erika
    What do you mean?
[16:04] Erika
    Nothing happened.
[16:09] Sachi
    Okay.
[16:12] Hiro's Mom
    Hey, Sachi, could you get the
    evening paper from the postbox?
[16:15] Sachi
    Okay.
[16:21] Sachi
    An invitation?
[16:27] Ai
    An invitation for me?
[16:28] Ai
    For what?
[16:31] Nagi; Hiro
    The two of us will be holding
    a wedding ceremony.
[16:36] Sachi
    What?
[16:37] Nagi; Hiro
    We would be delighted if you could join us.
[16:40] Nagi
    Umino Nagi.
[16:41] Hiro
    Segawa Hiro.
[16:42] Ai
    What?
[16:44] Nagi
    Just kidding.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Wedding Ceremony Pamphlet Production Committee
[16:46] Nagi
    We would like you to participate as attendees
[16:49] Nagi
    in producing photos for a wedding
    ceremony pamphlet sample.
SIGN    Open Today
SIGN    Umino
    family
    
    Segawa
    family
    
    (False)
    Wedding
    Ceremony
    
    Meguro
    Myoujin
[16:54] Nagi
    See you there!
[16:58] Hiro's Dad
    Looking good, Umino-kun!
[16:59] Hiro's Dad
    You look good in a hakama.
[17:02] Nagi
    You're making me nervous.
[17:03] Nagi
    Please don't—
[17:19] Hiro's Dad
    Hiro!
[17:22] Hiro's Dad
    You're the most beautiful thing in the world!
[17:24] Hiro
    Jeez, don't make a huge deal of it, Dad.
[17:26] Hiro's Dad
    Let me get a good look! Get a camera!
[17:29] Nagi
    Sh-Shit...
[17:29] Hiro's Dad
    Camera!
[17:31] Nagi
    Segawa-san's too beautiful.
[17:33] Nagi
    I have no words.
[17:35] Hiro's Dad
    Why can't I get it to focus?!
[17:38] Hiro's Mom
    Because you're crying.
[17:40] Hiro's Mom
    You can't even take a proper picture.
[17:43] Hiro's Mom
    You really are good for nothing
    besides sumo wrestling.
[17:46] Hiro's Mom
    I still haven't approved of this.
[17:49] Hiro
    Come on, Mom.
[17:52] Hiro's Dad
    Well, then, you two,
    stand in front of the main shrine.
[17:55] Hiro
    Come closer, Umino-kun.
[17:57] Nagi
    Okay.
[17:58] Hiro
    Right, we're getting married.
[18:01] Hiro
    "Umino-kun" isn't right.
[18:04] Hiro
    Nagi-san.
[18:07] Nagi
    Hiro...
[18:08] Nagi
    Hiro-san?
[18:11] Hiro
    You're too tense, Nagi-san.
[18:13] Erika
    What the? Holy crap!
[18:14] Erika
    It's totally Japanese-style!
[18:16] Erika
    Should I have dressed differently?
[18:18] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[18:19] Hiro
    Erika-chan! You made it!
[18:22] Erika
    You're so pretty, Hiro-chan!
[18:24] Nagi
    Also, why are you in a white dress?
[18:29] Erika
    Is that wrong?
[18:30] Nagi
    White is for the bride!
[18:33] Erika
    Whoopsie-daisy.
[18:37] Erika
    I thought it was just a party.
[18:40] Nagi
    Segawa-san's cracking up.
[18:42] Erika
    Weddings are nice, though, huh?
[18:46] Erika
    I hope I can have one someday.
[18:50] Hiro
    I wanna go to your wedding, Erika-chan!
[18:54] Erika
    Come! Come!
[18:55] Nagi
    Who are they even imagining
    getting married to?
[18:58] Staff
    Please be ready in the waiting room.
[19:01] Erika
    I guess I should just wait here?
[19:04] Hiro
    I'll have a surprise ready
    while you're waiting.
[19:08] Ai
    To our attendees,
[19:11] Ai
    thank you for attending this (false) wedding.
[19:17] Ai
    We'll be ready briefly, but in the meantime,
[19:20] Ai
    I, Mochizuki Ai, will entertain you!
[19:24] Nagi
    She's overshadowing the bride with her
    entrance when this isn't even her show!
[19:29] Ai
    You won't get away with this!
[19:31] Ai
    No one gave you permission!
[19:33] Ai
    No permission!
[19:35] Nagi
    And she's singing a jealousy song!
[19:38] Hiro
    Er, Ai-san...
[19:40] Hiro
    We're just taking photos.
    You don't need to sing.
[19:43] Ai
    I don't allow things to be half-assed.
[19:47] Ai
    I'll sing for Nagi-chan for my next act.
[19:51] Nagi
    Huh? Sure.
[19:54] Ai
    Man... Ai-chan sure has
    an aura when she's on stage.
[20:02] Hiro
    Umino-kun, the ceremony's about to begin.
[20:04] Nagi
    Right.
[20:08] Erika
    I never knew Shinto weddings were held
    at the same place as where you pray.
[20:12] Ai
    It's invigorating.
[20:15] Ai
    Speaking of which, where's Sachi-chan?
[20:17] Erika
    Oh, her?
[20:20] (Flashback) Sachi
    I have exams coming up.
[20:23] (Flashback) Sachi
    And I'm not interested.
[20:25] Erika
    She couldn't make it because
    she has mock exams.
[20:27] Ai
    I see.
[20:32] Officiator
    Please welcome the bride and the groom.
[20:37] Hiro's Dad
    Beautiful, Hiro!
[20:38] Hiro's Dad
    You're fantastic!
[20:39] Hiro's Dad
    So cute!
[20:40] Hiro's Dad
    You look just like Asami-san
    when she was younger!
[20:44] Nagi
    It's happening.
[20:46] Hiro
    It's pretty unnerving even
    for a fake wedding, huh?
[20:50] Nagi
    Yeah...
[20:53] Nagi
    The time has come!
[21:02] Nagi
    Today, Segawa-san is
    definitely the lead role.
[21:06] Nagi
    And I, standing next to her...
[21:10] Officiator
    You may now kiss.
[21:12] Erika
    What? They're actually gonna kiss?!
[21:15] Officiator
    It's a Reiwa-style Shinto wedding.
[21:18] Erika
    A what?
[21:19] Erika
    I mean, I get that it'll feel
    a bit dull without it, but...
[21:23] Ai
    I'm against this.
[21:27] Erika
    Is it just me, or are
    Nagi-kun's eyes bloodshot?
[21:30] Ai
    I can't stand to look, even if it's fake.
[21:38] Nagi
    Will...
[21:41] Nagi
    Will this day...
[21:48] Nagi
    come for real?
[21:52] Sachi
    Wait!
[21:56] Sachi
    Please don't take my brother from me!
[22:01] Nagi
    Sachi.
SIGN    Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
[23:35] Sachi
    "The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!"

9 - The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
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[00:00] (Flashback) Officiator
    You may now kiss.
[00:07] Nagi
    Will...
[00:08] Nagi
    Will this day...
[00:14] Nagi
    come for real?
[00:18] (Flashback) Sachi
    Wait!
[00:20] (Flashback) Sachi
    Please don't take my brother from me!
[00:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi.
[01:59] Sachi
    Please don't take my brother from me!
SIGN    Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
[02:01] Nagi
    Sachi.
[02:08] Erika
    Sachi-chan.
[02:12] Sachi
    Please give Onii back.
[02:17] Nagi
    What's going on here?
[02:19] Erika
    Did Sachi-chan think Nagi-kun
    was actually getting married?
[02:33] Nagi
    Sachi, come with me.
SIGN    Myoujin Hall
[02:42] Nagi
    I apologize for surprising you,
    but this is a fake wedding, okay?
[02:47] Nagi
    It's a shoot for pamphlet photos.
[02:51] Sachi
    I know.
[02:53] Nagi
    Huh? Then why...
[02:55] Sachi
    I don't know.
[02:57] Sachi
    I just couldn't stand it.
[03:01] Nagi
    That's no answer.
[03:03] Nagi
    We all put in a lot of work for today.
[03:05] Nagi
    And you came and made—
[03:07] Sachi
    Why did you do a wedding if it was fake?
[03:11] Sachi
    You weren't like this before, Onii.
[03:14] Sachi
    You'd normally be like,
[03:16] Sachi
    "A play wedding? What a waste
    of time. I'm busy studying."
[03:22] Sachi
    You're the one who doesn't get what's going on.
[03:25] Nagi
    Maybe so.
[03:28] Nagi
    To be exact, I've just never had
    an opportunity to think about it.
[03:33] Nagi
    Because I spent all my time studying.
[03:36] Sachi
    What are you talking about?
[03:37] Nagi
    I just came to realize at some point
    that I'm going to be an adult someday.
[03:44] Nagi
    I spent all my time studying,
[03:47] Nagi
    but I got engaged to Amano-san,
    with whom I was swapped at birth,
[03:50] Nagi
    and I confessed to my rival, Segawa-san,
    and my first love, Ai-chan, came home.
[03:55] Nagi
    And then, when we did the false wedding today,
[03:59] Nagi
    I realized I'd be getting married someday.
[04:02] Nagi
    I noticed myself thinking about that.
[04:05] Nagi
    Or more like...
[04:08] Nagi
    I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't told me.
[04:11] Nagi
    That's my sister.
[04:17] (Flashback) Soichiro
    You must have noticed by now.
[04:20] (Flashback) Soichiro
    That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,
    could solve everything, too.
[04:27] Nagi
    But I was swapped at birth,
    so we aren't related by blood.
[04:33] Nagi
    That means there's a possibility
    I'll end up marrying you, huh?
[04:38] Sachi
    Wha...
[04:39] Sachi
    What are you talking about?! Gross!
[04:42] Nagi
    Ow!
[04:43] Nagi
    Happy now? I'm heading back.
[04:48] Sachi
    Onii growing up?
[04:50] Sachi
    Then how am I supposed to grow up?
SIGN    Open Today
SIGN    Umino
    family
    
    Segawa
    family
    
    (False)
    Wedding
    Ceremony
    
    Meguro
    Myoujin
[04:58] Sachi
    I'm sorry for causing a commotion earlier.
[05:01] Erika
    Sachi-chan, you're back!
[05:03] Ai
    Thank goodness.
[05:03] Hiro
    I was worried about you.
[05:05] Hiro
    I'm glad you're feeling better.
[05:08] Erika
    I mean, hey, she's probably
    stressed out because of exams.
[05:11] Ai
    It would have been a big deal
    if this was a real wedding, huh?
[05:15] Erika
    So anyway, I just came up with an idea for you.
[05:19] Erika
    How about we all hold a false wedding?
[05:22] All
    All of us?
[05:23] Erika
    How does that sound?
[05:25] Erika
    You wanted a wedding too, right, Sachi-chan?
[05:30] Ai
    You'll have more stock photos to
    work with if we have more subjects.
[05:35] Hiro
    I see. That's a good idea.
[05:38] Sachi
    Does that mean I'm doing a false wedding, too?
[05:41] Erika
    Yup, yup.
[05:42] Nagi
    Isn't that putting a lot on me?!
[05:44] Erika
    Oh, come on, you look so happy.
[05:48] Hiro
    I think I'm losing the lead role again.
[05:53] Erika
    All right, one at a time!
[05:55] Erika
    Jeez, Nagi-kun!
[05:57] Erika
    Hold me up properly!
[05:59] Nagi
    What do you expect? You're so hea—
[06:01] Erika
    Happy wedding! Whoo!
[06:07] Nagi
    Is this how it was supposed to be?
[06:09] Hiro
    This is fine, too.
[06:14] Ai
    I prefer a Chinese wedding.
[06:18] Nagi
    You exchange drinks, huh?
[06:23] Sachi
    Are you supposed to wear
    your uniform in student weddings?
[06:25] Sachi
    I kinda wanted to wear a dress.
[06:27] Nagi
    This looks way more like a graduation ceremony.
[06:33] Erika
    Next up, let's try the kiss photo!
[06:36] Nagi
    What?! K-Kiss?!
[06:39] Erika
    Just pretending, dummy.
[06:41] Erika
    You gotta have one for every wedding.
[06:47] Hiro
    Umino-kun, are you shaking?
[06:49] Nagi
    I know it's fake,
    but it's still making me nervous.
[06:55] Ai
    I kinda like this a lot.
[06:58] Nagi
    What even is this situation?
[07:06] Nagi
    Don't overdo it, Sachi.
[07:08] Sachi
    I know.
[07:10] Sachi
    Here we go.
[07:18] Erika
    Wait, Sachi-chan...
[07:20] Ai
    She actually just...
[07:22] Hiro
    ...kissed him.
[07:26] Nagi
    Er, Sachi, was that...
[07:31] All
    You thought you were
    supposed to actually kiss?!
SIGN    Myoujin Hall
[07:35] Sachi
    You all told me we were taking pictures.
[07:37] Sachi
    I thought everyone did.
[07:39] Nagi
    Why would we do that?
[07:42] Sachi
    And you're wiping too much.
[07:46] Nagi
    I made it clear that we were just pretending!
[07:49] Nagi
    What kind of siblings kiss, anyway?
[07:53] Sachi
    I made a mistake! Get off my case!
[07:59] Nagi
    Wait, Sachi!
[08:01] Nagi
    What's wrong with her?
[08:03] Erika
    Was that really a mistake?
[08:06] Ai
    That's what she says, though.
[08:08] Hiro
    We just have to believe her.
[08:13] Nagi
    What's up with this vibe?
[08:17] Hiro
    Thank you for participating today.
[08:20] Hiro
    Please take some steamed buns home with you.
[08:23] Erika
    For real?!
[08:24] Erika
    Can I take your share home, too?
[08:26] Nagi
    Are steamed buns that rare for you?
[08:33] Ai
    Hiro-san, may I have a moment of your time?
[08:40] Hiro
    You want to negotiate a truce?
[08:42] Ai
    Yes.
[08:43] Ai
    I'm aware that you see me as an enemy.
[08:48] Ai
    I see you the same way.
[08:50] Hiro
    You do?
[08:52] Hiro
    I think I'm over that, though.
[08:53] Ai
    However...
[08:55] Ai
    As things stand,
    we're all background characters!
[09:00] Hiro
    What do you mean by that?
[09:01] Ai
    I've always been wary of you.
[09:05] Ai
    And now it's become clear to me...
[09:09] Ai
    Sachi-chan is the real enemy!
[09:13] Hiro
    Um...
[09:15] Hiro
    Do you mean...
[09:16] Ai
    Sachi-chan is in love with Nagi-chan!
[09:22] Ai
    I've always sensed something off
    about their sibling relationship.
[09:27] (Flashback) Ai
    Nagi-chan, let's play.
[09:30] (Flashback) Sachi
    Not today.
[09:32] (Flashback) Ai
    Why not, Sachi-chan?
[09:34] Ai
    They're siblings, yet they're nothing alike.
[09:38] Ai
    More than that...
[09:42] Ai
    They're like young lovers.
[09:43] Nagi
    Why can't I play with Ai-chan?
[09:46] (Flashback) Sachi
    No way.
[09:47] (Flashback) Sachi
    You're playing with me today.
[09:49] Ai (background)
    Thimp-thump...
[09:49] Ai
    For some reason, whenever
    I saw them, my heart would race.
[09:56] Ai
    Not that I was ever jealous
    of her being his sister, of course.
[10:00] Ai
    Have you never felt that something was odd?
[10:04] Hiro
    I have.
[10:05] Ai
    You're so sure!
[10:06] Hiro
    So many times.
[10:08] Ai
    I knew it.
[10:09] Ai
    And then there was what happened today!
[10:12] Ai
    We have to take action!
[10:18] Hiro
    I guess I'm tired of being
    a background character, too.
[10:21] Ai
    Do you know what kind of
    romance is the biggest turn-on?
[10:29] Ai
    A romance with obstacles!
[10:33] Hiro
    I see.
[10:35] Hiro
    That makes sense.
[10:37] Ai
    I think I just got an idea for a song.
[10:39] Hiro
    Wait, that's huge!
[10:41] Hiro
    Let me be the first one to hear it!
[10:46] Nagi
    I was worried it wasn't going to turn out well.
[10:51] Nagi
    Damn it, Sachi... You had to
    do that in front of the others.
[10:57] Nagi
    No!
[10:58] Nagi
    I can't have my heart racing
    over my own sister!
[11:02] Nagi
    Forbidden love!
SIGN    Forbidden Love
[11:08] Nagi
    No, no, no!
[11:10] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi, you got the same problem wrong again.
[11:13] (Flashback) Sachi
    But...
[11:15] Nagi
    Sachi's my kid sister!
[11:17] Nagi
    We've lived together under
    the same roof since she was born!
[11:21] (Flashback) Sachi
    It's your fault. You suck at teaching.
[11:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why, you little...
[11:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    You really don't look like me.
[11:31] (Flashback) Sachi
    You're the odd one out.
[11:33] (Flashback) Sachi
    You were picked up from a river, weren't you?
[11:35] (Flashback) Nagi
    Maybe my genes skipped a generation.
[11:38] (Flashback) Sachi
    But you know...
[11:40] (Flashback) Sachi
    No one would find out if we got
    married, since we don't look alike.
[11:44] Nagi
    That's not the problem!
[11:47] Nagi
    But now that we know we really aren't related,
[11:50] Nagi
    if I become one of the Amanos,
    Sachi wouldn't be family anymore.
[11:53] Nagi
    She'd just be a childhood friend.
SIGN    Pure Love
[11:57] Nagi
    Pure love!
[12:00] Nagi
    Come on! Sachi is my sister!
[12:03] (Flashback) Sachi
    Onii-chan...
[12:04] (Flashback) Sachi
    Don't leave me.
[12:07] (Flashback) Sachi
    I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan.
[12:10] (Flashback) Sachi
    That means you can't get married, either!
[12:13] Nagi
    Is this how Sachi felt the
    whole time she was around me?
[12:21] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan...
[12:25] Erika
    That thing today wasn't an accident, was it?
    You did it on purpose.
[12:30] Sachi
    Yeah.
[12:32] Sachi
    It was.
[12:39] Sachi
    Just kidding.
[12:40] Sachi
    Everyone was making such
    a huge fuss over Onii.
[12:44] Sachi
    I just wanted everyone to stop.
[12:50] Sachi
    But I guess you wouldn't kiss him, huh?
[12:53] Sachi
    We're siblings. I'm so gross.
[13:00] Sachi
    I don't know why I did that.
[13:03] Sachi
    I don't get it, either.
[13:08] Erika
    Sachi-chan...
[13:14] Erika
    I don't think you're gross.
[13:18] Sachi
    Why not?
[13:23] Erika
    Not telling.
[13:36] Nagi
    I'm back!
[13:40] Nagi
    It's already been two weeks since
    that news about me and Ai-chan, huh?
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Amano-san's Mom
SIGN    It's been about two weeks.
    Why not go home?
SIGN    May I?
[13:43] Nagi
    Is it really okay for me to go back?
[13:49] Nagi
    All right.
[13:50] Nagi
    Time to study for school
    the day after tomorrow!
[13:55] Erika
    Welcome back, Nagi-kun.
[13:57] Sachi
    Welcome back, Onii.
[14:00] Sachi
    What's with that reaction?
[14:02] Erika
    Hold on, Nagi-kun.
    Did you think you'd be here alone?
[14:06] Erika
    Too bad.
[14:07] Erika
    Mom texted me and told me to go home.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Amano-san's Mom
SIGN    It's been about two weeks.
    Why not go home?
[14:11] Nagi
    Uh-huh.
[14:13] Erika
    Anyway, Nagi-kun, let's celebrate.
[14:16] Erika
    The Ama-Umi house is back together!
[14:19] Sachi
    I want your katsudon.
[14:23] Nagi
    I dunno about that.
[14:25] Sachi
    Why not?
[14:26] Nagi
    Shut up! Don't talk to me!
[14:33] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?
[14:35] Nagi
    I thought I could finally relax on my own.
[14:38] Nagi
    I can't believe Sachi's back, too.
[14:42] Nagi
    Wait, that's not the point.
[14:43] Nagi
    So what if Sachi's home?
[14:46] Nagi
    My beloved study materials!
[14:49] Nagi
    It's been two long weeks!
[14:53] Nagi
    So what?
[14:55] Nagi
    That was a mistake!
[14:56] Nagi
    An accident that happened
    because we're siblings!
[14:59] Nagi
    Sachi's my sister, even if we
    aren't blood relatives.
[15:03] Nagi
    My precious, only sister.
[15:07] Nagi
    Okay.
[15:08] Nagi
    I'm going shopping.
[15:10] Erika
    Does that mean you're making us katsudon?!
[15:12] Nagi
    Yeah.
[15:13] Sachi
    Yay! Party time!
[15:15] Sachi
    Wait, Onii. I'm coming with you.
[15:18] Nagi
    What? Why?
[15:20] Sachi
    Wouldn't it be easier if I helped?
[15:22] Nagi
    Just stay at home.
[15:30] Nagi
    Again, what am I...
[15:33] Sachi
    I just wanted to buy ice cream.
[15:36] Erika
    That's so weird.
[15:37] Erika
    Normally, he'd be all,
    "Why don't you help out for once?"
[15:41] Sachi
    I guess he's mad at me.
[15:44] Sachi
    Because of the stupid thing I did.
[15:46] Erika
    Nah, I mean, you know how he gets
    angry as soon as he's hungry?
[15:52] Sachi
    That's you, Erika-onee.
[15:59] Nagi
    It's been a while. Let's do this!
[16:03] Sachi
    I'll help.
[16:04] Nagi
    You don't have to.
[16:06] Sachi
    Hey, Onii, I...
[16:09] Nagi
    Just go away!
[16:13] Sachi
    Okay.
[16:21] Nagi
    I'm so pathetic.
[16:26] Erika
    This is the stuff!
[16:28] Erika
    I haven't had katsudon in forever! Nice!
[16:31] Erika
    Right, Sachi-chan? Nagi-kun?
[16:36] Nagi
    I'm gonna go study.
[16:38] Nagi
    You two can eat without me.
[16:43] Erika
    What's wrong with you?
[16:44] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[16:45] Erika
    Enough already!
[16:59] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[17:00] Nagi
    Yes, ma'am!
[17:01] Erika
    Let me tell you something.
[17:04] Nagi
    Sorry?
[17:04] Erika
    Sachi-chan's kiss was on purpose, you know.
[17:08] Nagi
    Um... What do you mean, that was on purpose?
[17:12] Sachi
    Erika-onee, what are you...
[17:15] Erika
    Okay, you two go ahead and discuss!
[17:33] Nagi
    I guess we should eat.
[17:36] Sachi
    Yeah.
[17:39] Sachi
    It's juicier than usual.
[17:42] Nagi
    Right?
[17:43] Nagi
    I kinda splurged on the meat today.
[17:46] Sachi
    I knew it.
[17:47] Sachi
    You can't fool my palate.
[17:50] Sachi
    Come to think of it, isn't Erika-onee hungry?
[17:53] Nagi
    Looks like she made sure she got hers.
[17:56] Sachi
    Oh, yeah. When did she do that?
[17:59] Nagi
    Anyway, to the topic at hand...
[18:01] Nagi
    When she said that was on purpose,
    did that mean you like me?
[18:12] Nagi
    What was that for?
[18:13] Sachi
    You're so creepy, Onii.
[18:17] Sachi
    I don't know.
[18:21] Sachi
    But I'm worried that at this rate,
    someone's going to take you.
[18:26] Sachi
    I really don't want that to happen.
[18:29] Nagi
    Yeah.
[18:31] Sachi
    What about you?
[18:34] Sachi
    What did you think when I kissed you?
[18:39] Nagi
    Well...
[18:42] Nagi
    I don't know.
[18:43] Sachi
    What?
[18:44] Nagi
    But I think it proves that you're
    my sister but you're not.
[18:53] Sachi
    I've thought ever since we were little...
[18:57] Sachi
    that you might not actually be my Onii.
[19:00] Sachi
    You're nothing like me.
[19:02] Sachi
    People used to point that out, remember?
[19:05] Sachi
    I knew they were kidding, but...
[19:18] Sachi
    But everything was different.
[19:20] Sachi
    The way your hair was, the way your skin was,
[19:23] Sachi
    the shape of your fingers and nails,
    the color of your eyes...
[19:27] (Flashback) Nagi
    What's wrong, Sachi?
[19:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    Are you lonely?
[19:30] (Flashback) Nagi
    Mom and Dad are busy at work.
[19:34] Sachi
    And your scent.
[19:37] Sachi
    I was sure you weren't my brother.
[19:40] Sachi
    I got so scared, I decided
    not to think about it anymore.
[19:45] Sachi
    I'd forgotten about that until we found
    out that you were swapped at birth.
[19:50] Sachi
    I was right. I felt vindicated.
[19:55] Nagi
    Yeah? Same as me, then.
[19:58] Nagi
    When I found out I wasn't part of this family,
    something finally clicked inside me.
[20:03] Nagi
    I wasn't sad or shocked or anything.
[20:05] Nagi
    I felt relieved.
[20:06] Sachi
    I thought you were just dead inside.
[20:09] Nagi
    Hey.
[20:11] Sachi
    But you know how our parents are.
[20:14] (Flashback) Namie
    No wonder you're so much smarter than us!
[20:17] (Flashback) Yohei
    I thought Nagi took after me!
[20:20] (Flashback) Namie
    Like hell he did!
[20:22] (Flashback) Yohei
    Ow!
[20:23] Sachi
    I guess that kept us from
    being negative about it.
[20:25] Nagi
    Yeah.
[20:27] Nagi
    I don't know where we go from here,
[20:30] Nagi
    but at least we can be sure it isn't
    wrong for us to take that step.
[20:39] Sachi
    Yeah.
[20:42] Sachi
    Erika-onee's so insensitive, though.
[20:45] Nagi
    Right?
[20:47] Nagi
    I know she's your sister,
    but she said that right to your face.
[20:50] Sachi
    Actually, Onii...
[20:53] Erika
    Good for you!
[20:55] Erika
    So you two made up!
[20:58] Nagi
    We didn't so much make up as, well...
[21:01] Sachi
    Thanks, Erika-onee.
[21:04] Sachi
    We got to talk things out,
    and we worked through our issues.
[21:09] Erika
    Of course.
[21:10] Erika
    I thought you guys needed the opportunity.
[21:13] Erika
    Good, good.
[21:15] Sachi
    So anyway, Erika-onee,
    let me tell you something.
[21:19] Erika
    Sure, sure. Speak, my sister.
[21:22] Nagi
    That sounds familiar.
[21:24] Sachi
    The two of us decided to get married.
[21:29] Erika
    What?!
[21:30] Nagi
    What she said.
[21:32] Erika
    Um... huh?
[21:34] Sachi
    We're about to kiss to make it official.
[21:37] Nagi
    We want you to be a witness.
[21:39] Erika
    Wait, wait...
[21:44] Erika
    Hold it, hold it!
[21:46] Erika
    Stop it!
[21:48] Sachi
    Jokes.
[21:49] Nagi
    Just kidding.
[21:55] Erika
    You're both horrible!
[21:57] Erika
    You're so insensitive!
[21:59] Nagi
    You mean you are?
[22:01] Sachi
    That's what you get.
[22:02] Erika
    Wha?!
SIGN    Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
[23:35] Erika
    "I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take 
    Pictures for Memory's Sake!"

10 - I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
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SIGN    President's Office
[00:04] Erika
    I know.
[00:06] Erika
    I just want a little more time.
[00:09] Erika
    I'll keep my promise,
[00:12] Erika
    Dad.
[00:14] Soichiro
    I have high hopes for you, Erika.
[02:05] Guy A
    The school festival, huh?
[02:06] Guy B
    What a pain.
[02:07] Girl A
    We gotta do omelets!
SIGN    M-1 is coming up!
[02:09] Girl B
    We can draw with the ketchup.
[02:10] Guy C
    Is there anyone besides Umino
    who could be our class M-1 rep?
SIGN    M-1 is coming up!
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
SIGN    Cat café
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Archery
SIGN    Fortune-telling
SIGN    Maid café
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Izakaya
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Beer
SIGN    Chocolate-covered bananas
SIGN    Haunted house
[02:13] Guy C
    - I hope he does a good job.
[02:13] Guy D
    - He's gonna be so nervous.
SIGN    Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
[02:15] Nagi
    Me? The M-1 rep?!
[02:18] Erika
    Allow me to explain.
[02:20] Erika
    M1 stands for Megurogawa-1.
SIGN    Megurogawa-1
[02:25] Erika
    A tradition that's lasted over 50 years
    at Megurogawa Academy,
[02:30] Erika
    it is the culture festival's main event.
SIGN    Main event of the school culture festival
SIGN    Maximum 3 minutes
SIGN    Freeform performance
SIGN    Winner chosen by vote
[02:33] Erika
    Contestants perform freeform for three minutes,
[02:37] Erika
    and the winner is chosen by student vote.
[02:41] Erika
    I trust that you understand!
[02:44] Nagi
    I show up for the first time in two weeks,
[02:46] Nagi
    and everyone's already forgotten
    about the news article!
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai
    In Love!
SIGN    Reunited after 7 years??
[02:50] Nagi
    And am I really being roped
    into this socialite normie event?!
[02:56] Nagi
    This isn't right, President!
[02:58] Nagi
    How could you decide while I was absent?
SIGN    National Exams
    What to Expect and How to Study
[03:01] President
    You were chosen fair and square 
    by ghost leg lottery.
[03:07] Asoma
    Do your best, Nagi.
[03:12] Hiro
    But hey, you get to represent
    the class in the M-1 competition.
[03:19] Erika
    Hey...
[03:20] Hiro
    Okay.
[03:21] Hiro
    I'll form a duo with you.
[03:30] Hiro
    I mean, it's a lot to do on your own.
[03:35] Hiro
    You don't mind, do you, Erika-chan?
[03:36] Erika
    Huh?
[03:37] Erika
    Er, sure. Why ask me, though?
[03:40] Hiro
    Well, you know, you're engaged to him.
[03:43] Erika
    That doesn't matter.
[03:45] Hiro
    Okay, then, Umino-kun, let's go for the win.
[03:50] Nagi
    Right...
[03:53] Asoma
    Hey, hey!
[03:57] Asoma
    Let's pair up, Erika-chan.
[04:02] Asoma
    Together, we can win on beauty alone.
[04:05] Asoma
    We have the best faces at school.
[04:06] Asoma
    It'd be a crime not to compete!
[04:08] Erika
    Yeah.
[04:11] Asoma
    For real?! Yes!
[04:14] Hiro
    You don't know, do you, Umino-kun?
[04:17] Hiro
    Legend has it that people who pair up
    in the M-1 end up getting married.
[04:24] Hiro
    It's just a legend, though.
[04:26] Nagi
    Which means that's the reason she invited me?
[04:31] Nagi
    Are you sure, though?
[04:33] Hiro
    What's wrong? Lost your motivation?
[04:37] Nagi
    That's not...
[04:39] Hiro
    The grand prize is ten
    school cafeteria vouchers.
[04:42] Nagi
    We have to do this.
[04:45] Erika
    Good for you.
[04:47] Erika
    You get to pair up with Hiro-chan.
[04:49] Nagi
    Yeah.
[04:50] Nagi
    I wasn't sure what I was going to do.
[04:52] Nagi
    Thank goodness for Segawa-san.
[04:56] Erika
    Look at you, being so smug after all
    that pouting over having to compete.
[04:59] Nagi
    Well, yeah, because I get to have
    secret practices with Segawa-san.
[05:03] Nagi
    And if it all works out,
    I'll get ten school cafeteria vouchers.
[05:09] Nagi
    Though, you're going to be teaming
    up with Shion for a while, too,
[05:13] Nagi
    which means we're going
    to be enemies for a while.
[05:17] Nagi
    You're going down!
[05:25] Erika
    To be honest, I wanted to pair
    up with you this time, though.
[05:44] Nagi
    Oh, you did?
[05:50] Asoma
    So this is your place, huh, Erika-chan?
[05:53] Hiro
    Thanks for having us.
[05:55] Erika
    Hey, come in.
[05:57] Nagi
    Amano-san, a moment!
[05:59] Erika
    What now?
[06:01] Nagi
    Why did you bring Shion?!
[06:04] Nagi
    He's going to find out we live together!
[06:06] Erika
    What could I do?
[06:08] Erika
    There was nowhere else to practice.
[06:10] Erika
    He won't find out if we don't tell him.
[06:12] Asoma
    It's all good.
[06:14] Asoma
    I know everything about it.
[06:16] Asoma
    That you're engaged.
[06:18] Asoma
    That you're living together.
[06:22] Asoma
    It's nonsense to think you
    can hide anything from me.
[06:26] Asoma
    Not in the Information Age.
[06:30] Asoma
    So anyway, Nagi,
    you can count on me for anything.
[06:34] Nagi
    Stop it!
[06:36] Erika
    Okay, then, let's split up
    and start practicing.
[06:40] Nagi
    Have you two already decided
    what you're going to do?
[06:43] Erika
    Oh, shoot. Not yet.
SIGN    Culture festival events
     Easy, Fun Party Show Ideas for Two
     Don't know what to do to liven up a party?
     Got asked to provide entertainment but never done it before?
     This site will help you with ideas for things to present at parties.
    Quick and Easy
     - Juggling (light) 
    - Impressions
    - Skip rope 
    - Quiz
    - Magic tricks 
    - Games
    - Karaoke/chorus
[06:46] Erika
    None of these are really doing it for me.
[06:50] Asoma
    What do you mean?
[06:51] Erika
    I do speeches at Dad's parties sometimes.
[06:56] Erika
    They can't be too long or too short.
[07:00] Erika
    Which means...
[07:02] Erika
    it has to be sensational and exciting,
[07:04] Erika
    newsworthy and devastating, and most of all,
[07:07] Erika
    sensational!
[07:08] Asoma
    You said "sensational" twice.
[07:11] Erika
    I'm going to have to unlock the thing.
[07:14] Asoma; Erika
    Yeah!
[07:20] (Flashback) Erika
    To be honest, I wanted to pair
    up with you this time, though.
[07:24] Nagi
    You seem to be hitting it
    off after all you said.
[07:29] Hiro
    Did you want to pair up with Erika-chan?
[07:32] Nagi
    No, that's not it!
[07:35] Nagi
    It's just that we haven't
    decided on anything yet.
[07:38] Nagi
    I was just thinking we should hurry.
[07:42] Hiro
    Let's see...
[07:46] Nagi
    Um... What is this?
[07:48] Hiro
    A nininbaori skit.
[07:49] Nagi
    No, I can see that, but...
[07:53] Hiro
    It's a bit old-school, but that
    just means it'll have mass appeal.
[07:58] Nagi
    Are we sure about this?
[07:59] Nagi
    We're right up against each other!
[08:02] Hiro
    All right, here we go!
[08:04] Nagi
    Okay!
[08:07] Nagi
    Focus, me!
[08:13] Hiro
    Oh, sorry.
[08:15] Hiro
    Did I get udon on your face?
[08:17] Nagi
    Please wipe it off!
[08:20] Hiro
    The towel!
[08:23] Hiro
    Sorry!
[08:24] Nagi
    No, I'm used to this kind of thing.
[08:27] Hiro
    No, I mean...
[08:29] Hiro
    That got my heart pounding.
[08:31] Hiro
    This might not work.
[08:36] Hiro
    Maybe because I've never
    gotten so close to you before.
[08:41] Nagi
    I guess.
[08:43] Nagi
    Come to think of it, me, too.
[08:45] Sachi
    So lame.
[08:49] Sachi
    What are you two acting so lovey-dovey for?
[08:57] Erika
    Hey. Yo, yo, yo.
[09:01] Erika
    Here I am, Erika the Rapper in the house
[09:06] Erika
    Erika and Shion for champion
SIGN    For champion
SIGN    Vision of glory
[09:08] Erika
    Vision of glory
[09:11] Erika
    Us? Champions? Don't believe it?
[09:13] Erika
    All you haters are fakers
[09:16] Erika
    Survival of the fittest
[09:17] Erika
    Our position is getting M-1 number one!
SIGN    Getting M-1 number one!
[09:23] Sachi
    Boring.
[09:25] Erika
    D'oh!
[09:30] Sachi
    I'm pairing up with Onii next year anyway.
[09:35] Erika
    Forget winning, we're going to
    get laughed off the stage.
[09:38] Asoma
    There are only so many party tricks.
[09:41] Hiro
    I thought this might happen,
    so I borrowed an M-1 DVD.
[09:45] Hiro
    It has a bunch of past winners.
[09:47] Erika
    So we can see what all our senpai did?
[09:50] Hiro
    I guess so.
SIGN    S.58 Winner
    Duo name: None
    (Unofficial contender)
[09:56] Erika
    "S"? As in the year Showa 58?
[10:01] Hiro
    This person's really pretty.
[10:05] Erika
    Hang on a sec. Isn't that...
[10:11] Erika
    It's Mom!
[10:26] Hiro
    Which means...
[10:28] Hiro
    that's Umino-kun's real mom?
[10:33] Nagi
    This girl...
[10:34] Nagi
    ends up like this?
[10:35] Nagi
    She's not even the same person!
[10:37] Hiro
    I'm surprised you could tell, Erika-chan.
[10:40] Erika
    I've seen Mom's younger photos.
[10:43] Erika
    Man... She's nothing like she is now.
[10:47] (Flashback) Announcer
    We have a last-minute participant!
[10:49] (Flashback) Announcer
    Class 3-E, Saegi Ritsuko-san!
[10:52] (Flashback) Announcer
    A stone-faced woman who's
    never been seen smiling!
[10:56] (Flashback) Announcer
    What will her performance be?
[11:00] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    Class 3-E, Amano Soichiro-san.
[11:07] Erika
    Hang on...
[11:08] Erika
    That's Dad!
[11:09] Nagi
    They both went to our school?
[11:13] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I'm in love with you.
[11:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    Would you please go out with me?
[11:20] (Flashback) Announcer
    What's this?! How could this be?!
[11:23] (Flashback) Announcer
    We have a confession of love!
[11:26] Erika
    Mom...
[11:27] Erika
    Seriously?!
[11:29] (Flashback) Soichiro
    I'm sorry.
[11:32] Asoma
    Huh? That's it?
[11:34] Hiro
    Looks like it.
[11:36] Erika
    I had no idea Mom and Dad
    competed in M-1 and won.
[11:40] Asoma
    Your mom works in TV, right?
[11:43] Asoma
    She might have some good
    ideas for how we can win.
[11:48] Erika
    I never thought of that!
[11:50] Asoma
    Holy crap!
[11:52] Asoma
    This is your place, Erika-chan?!
[11:54] Hiro
    You've been living in this
    huge house this whole time?
[11:57] Erika
    Nah.
[11:58] Erika
    I have other homes, too.
[11:59] Nagi
    I didn't see that coming.
[12:03] Erika
    Oh, Mom. Welcome home.
[12:05] Ritsuko
    Oh, are these your friends?
[12:07] Ritsuko
    Welcome.
[12:11] Erika
    I never knew you went to our school,
    let alone that you participated in the M-1.
[12:16] Nagi
    We're going to be competing this year, too,
[12:19] Nagi
    and we're wondering if you
    could give us some hints.
[12:25] Ritsuko
    That wasn't me.
[12:28] Erika
    Jeez, Mom, knock it off.
[12:31] Ritsuko
    Come on. What fun would
    it be if I just admitted it?
[12:35] Erika
    Stop turning everything into entertainment.
[12:37] Ritsuko
    Everything is entertainment!
[12:39] Ritsuko
    Life is entertainment!
[12:41] Nagi
    Is she drunk?
[12:43] Erika
    She's being perfectly normal.
[12:44] Ritsuko
    Sure.
[12:46] Ritsuko
    I wouldn't mind telling you a little.
[12:49] Ritsuko
    That was in my third year of high school.
[12:53] (Flashback) Soichiro
    I want you to confess to me,
    and I'll turn you down.
[12:57] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[12:59] (Flashback) Soichiro
    You come from a rich family, right?
[13:02] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Meanwhile, I'm famous for being poor.
[13:07] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Normally, it's the other way around.
[13:08] (Flashback) Soichiro
    A poor guy gets rejected by a rich girl.
[13:12] (Flashback) Soichiro
    But swap the roles,
    and suddenly it's funny, right?
[13:16] (Flashback) Soichiro
    In other words, the powerful
    gets turned down by the weak!
[13:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I see.
[13:21] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I'll cooperate.
[13:22] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Really?!
[13:24] (Flashback) Soichiro
    The grand prize is ten vouchers
    for the school cafeteria!
[13:27] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I don't need them.
[13:28] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Are you sure?
[13:30] Ritsuko
    I didn't know yet why I replied the way I did.
[13:36] Ritsuko
    Then, on that day...
[13:39] (Flashback) Soichiro
    I'm sorry.
[13:42] (Flashback) Announcer
    How could this be?!
[13:43] (Flashback) Announcer
    A well-to-do girl just got
    rejected by a broke guy!
[13:49] Ritsuko
    It was a huge success.
[13:52] Ritsuko
    And yet...
[13:54] Ritsuko
    For some reason, I was crying.
[13:57] (Flashback) Soichiro
    I'm so sorry!
[14:00] (Flashback) Soichiro
    I'll give you two of the
    cafeteria vouchers we won.
[14:02] (Flashback) Soichiro
    Forgive me! Please!
SIGN    Voucher
[14:08] (Flashback) Soichiro
    All right, fine! Have three!
[14:10] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    That's not it.
[14:11] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I was happy.
[14:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I've been so bored for so long.
[14:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko
    I never had so much fun in my life.
SIGN    S.58 M-1 Winner
[14:25] Mom
    It was only natural that
    I'd fall in love with the man
[14:28] Mom
    who taught me how fun life could be.
[14:32] Asoma; Hiro
    Thanks for having us!
[14:34] Ritsuko
    I'll be charging a consulting fee next time.
[14:37] Ritsuko
    I make a living doing
    entertainment, after all.
[14:41] Erika
    Oh, seriously, Mom.
[14:43] Erika
    Thanks, Mom. I know you're busy with work.
[14:46] Erika
    I'm glad I got to hear your story.
[14:48] Ritsuko
    I'm grateful, too.
[14:51] Ritsuko
    This must be the first time
    you've had friends over, isn't it?
[15:00] Erika
    Bye.
SIGN    Bomb
[15:11] Nagi
    Wait, hang on, Segawa-san!
[15:13] Nagi
    What is this?!
[15:14] Hiro
    Don't move.
[15:15] Nagi
    Yes'm!
[15:16] Hiro
    William Tell.
[15:18] Hiro
    Or Robin Hood.
[15:20] Nagi
    What do either of those people
    have to do with the bomb?
[15:23] Hiro
    When will it go off? Who can say?
    It's an exciting mystery.
[15:26] Nagi
    Huh?
[15:28] Hiro
    There's no way we aren't winning.
[15:34] Erika
    Here we go.
[15:35] Asoma
    One second!
[15:36] Nagi
    What are they up to?
[15:38] Hiro
    Shion-kun's going to shave his head.
[15:41] Nagi
    Wha?
[15:42] Erika
    Prepare yourself!
[15:44] Asoma
    I'm not emotionally ready.
[15:46] Asoma
    Wait, hang on.
[15:48] Asoma
    If I shave my head now, how am I
    going to go bald at the competition?
[16:03] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[16:05] Erika
    Wh-What now?!
[16:07] Nagi
    I think the two of us should pair up.
[16:15] Nagi
    What the hell am I saying?!
[16:19] Erika
    What's this about?
[16:20] Erika
    What about Hiro-chan?
[16:29] Nagi
    She's right.
[16:31] Nagi
    But I...
[16:33] Nagi
    The Amanos won before.
[16:36] Nagi
    So I want the Uminos to win.
[16:38] Asoma
    That's what this is about?!
[16:40] Hiro
    That makes sense.
[16:42] Hiro
    I do think that's better, too.
[16:45] Hiro
    You've been distracted by
    Erika-chan the whole time.
[16:49] Nagi
    No, that's not true!
[16:51] Hiro
    Okay, how about we pair up for the M-1?
[16:54] Asoma
    For real?!
[16:55] Hiro
    It just means I have a new target.
[16:58] Hiro
    Let's call it a day.
[17:01] Hiro
    See you tomorrow.
[17:02] Asoma
    Laters!
[17:04] Nagi
    Right. Okay.
[17:07] Erika
    What are you, a rebellious teen?
[17:09] Erika
    You're just salty about my mom and dad.
[17:13] Nagi
    To be honest, I don't know
    why I feel this way myself.
[17:17] Nagi
    I just don't want your parents to one-up us.
[17:21] Nagi
    You're at least part Umino, too, aren't you?
[17:24] Nagi
    That's why I want to pair up with you.
[17:31] Erika
    I can't give you an answer yet.
[17:34] Erika
    I think you owe Hiro-chan a real apology.
[17:39] Nagi
    She's absolutely right.
[17:42] Sign
    Meguro Myoujin
[17:44] Nagi
    How come she isn't home?
[17:49] Nagi
    What would Segawa-san be doing right now?
SIGN    Kickboxing / Karate
[17:56] Hiro
    I can't believe you knew I was here.
[17:58] Nagi
    Well, yeah.
[18:00] Hiro
    You broke off our duo.
[18:05] Hiro
    Which means you want that legend
    of the M-1 winners getting married
[18:09] Hiro
    to come true for you with Erika-chan, right?
[18:13] Nagi
    No, that's not it!
[18:14] Nagi
    It's absolutely nothing like that!
[18:17] Nagi
    Like I said, it's kind of a family thing.
[18:21] Nagi
    But I don't entirely understand
    what I'm feeling right now, either.
[18:28] Nagi
    Okay.
[18:29] Hiro
    You know, Umino-kun...
[18:33] Nagi
    Too close!
[18:36] Hiro
    You want to marry me, don't you?
[18:39] Nagi
    Well...
[18:41] Nagi
    Of course.
[18:45] Hiro
    All the more reason, then.
[18:50] Hiro
    It'll be even more hype if we
    go against the legend, right?
[18:57] Nagi
    Totally!
[18:59] Nagi
    We'll overcome the legend to be together!
[19:02] Hiro
    Besides, what happened
    today made me realize...
[19:06] Nagi
    Yes?
[19:09] Hiro
    I get more fired up when we're rivals.
[19:21] Sachi
    Erika-onee, have you seen my ice pop?
[19:25] Sachi
    It was in the freezer yesterday.
[19:30] Sachi
    How could you?!
[19:32] Sachi
    I kept it to reward myself for studying!
[19:34] Erika
    There're plenty of other ones.
[19:36] Sachi
    I want that one!
[19:38] Erika
    Hey, Sachi-chan...
[19:41] Erika
    What would you do if I vanished?
[19:50] Sachi
    You can't make me let it go by saying that!
SIGN    Umino Nagi
    I got Segawa-san's permission.
     Time for a strategy meeting as soon as I get home!
SIGN    We have to win...!!
[20:07] Ritsuko
    I'm in love with you.
[20:10] Ritsuko
    Would you please go out with me?
[20:13] Erika
    Absolutely not!
[20:16] Erika
    Why do I have to confess to you?
[20:18] Erika
    And why do I have to get turned down?
[20:20] Erika
    There's no way!
[20:21] Nagi
    You don't need to be so adamant.
[20:24] Erika
    Why would we want to do the same
    thing as our parents, anyway?
[20:27] Erika
    Okay.
[20:28] Erika
    Let's get back to basics.
[20:32] Erika
    What's the most surprising thing
    that happened to you recently?
[20:34] Nagi
    Recently?
[20:37] Nagi
    When Sachi kissed me.
[20:43] Erika
    We're seriously doing this?!
[20:44] Nagi
    Of course not.
[20:45] Erika
    Then why would you say that?!
[20:47] Nagi
    You're the one who asked!
[20:50] Sachi
    Idiot! Stop it already!
[20:53] Erika
    Okay, what surprised me
    the most recently was...
[20:57] Nagi
    I never tied you up sensually.
[20:58] Erika
    Of course not!
[21:09] Nagi
    That's it, Amano-san!
[21:11] Erika
    Keep it down!
[21:12] Sachi
    Seriously?
[21:14] Sachi
    In that case...
[21:16] Ai
    Yes, hello?
[21:18] Sachi
    Ai-chan? Listen...
SIGN    Sachi-chan
[21:21] Ai
    Mm-hm.
[21:23] Ai
    That sounds fun.
SIGN    Culture Festival
[21:33] Erika
    Look at the school!
[21:34] Erika
    This is amazing!
[21:35] Nagi
    Wow. Look at what they've done to it.
[21:38] Erika
    I know, Nagi-kun!
    Let's take pictures for memory's sake!
[21:41] Nagi
    No way.
[21:42] Nagi
    Sending it to your parents is one thing,
[21:44] Nagi
    but you're going to accidentally upload
    it to social media again, aren't you?
[21:48] Erika
    I'd never make such a mistake.
[21:55] Erika
    Relax.
[21:56] Erika
    It'll be fine as long as we
    do it the way we always do.
[21:58] Nagi
    We don't do this all the time.
[22:01] Erika
    To battle!
SIGN    Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
[23:35] All
    "That's the First Time I Ever 
    Found You Attractive."

11 - That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
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[00:07] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[00:08] Erika
    Wh-What now?!
[00:10] Nagi
    I think the two of us should pair up.
[00:19] Namie
    They're going to be in the culture festival.
[00:22] Yohei
    Nagi, too?
[00:24] Namie
    He stayed home to study last year, didn't he?
[00:27] Namie
    Nagi can be surprisingly motivated
    when there's a girl involved.
[00:33] Yohei
    He took after me!
[00:35] Yohei
    Guess we'd better pop in.
[00:37] Namie
    Yeah, sure, but...
[00:39] Yohei
    But what?
[00:41] Namie
    Sachi says we absolutely can't go.
[00:46] Yohei
    Which means we absolutely have to go, right?
[00:49] Namie
    Oh, yeah, of course!
[00:52] Yohei
    Sachi is never straightforward.
SIGN    Hoppy
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Closed for the day
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
[01:03] Sachi
    Onii?!
[01:05] Sachi
    Hey, did Onii just come here in a car?
[01:08] Namie
    He wasn't here.
[01:10] Namie
    And why are you here?
[01:12] Sachi
    I just stopped by because I was in the area.
[01:14] Yohei
    Aw, so it wasn't because you missed us?
[01:18] Sachi
    That person looked just like him.
[01:23] Ritsuko
    You came back to Japan out
    of nowhere. What a surprise.
[01:26] Ritsuko
    And to see your kid's
    culture festival, no less.
[01:30] Soichiro
    You've never even been there
    for parents' day yourself.
[01:33] Ritsuko
    It's too boring.
[01:37] Ritsuko
    Seems you've pushed a pretty
    harsh condition onto Erika.
[01:41] Soichiro
    I suppose.
[01:43] Soichiro
    There's no sense in having them
    live together forever.
[01:48] Soichiro
    Now, then, what will our two children do?
SIGN    Culture Festival
SIGN    Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
[03:30] Erika
    Welcome, master!
[03:34] Erika
    To the Class 2-A maid café!
[03:36] Guy A
    They're both so cute!
[03:38] Guy B
    I should ask for pictures later.
[03:41] Erika
    Gotta make it tasty!
[03:43] Erika
    Kyun, kyun, kyun!
[03:46] Hiro
    We currently have a wait time of one hour.
[03:49] Hiro
    Be sure to take a ticket.
[03:52] Guy C
    Man, look at Class A.
[03:54] Guy D
    They're killing it.
[03:56] Nagi
    My class is killing it because...
[03:59] Namie
    Okay, party of four, over here, please.
[04:03] Yohei
    Here you are! Service!
[04:06] Nagi
    ...my parents have joined the fray!
[04:11] Sachi
    Help me, Onii-chan.
[04:13] Nagi
    Sachi?!
[04:15] Guy A
    "Onii-chan"?
[04:16] Guy B
    Seriously?
[04:17] Guy A
    Where's the kid sister rental?!
[04:20] Guy B
    Find the class that's doing it!
[04:21] Nagi
    Sister rental?!
[04:23] Nagi
    Jeez, Sachi, you could have
    told me you were here.
[04:26] Sachi
    Never mind that, Onii...
[04:28] Sachi
    Studying during the culture festival
    is the height of lonerdom.
[04:32] Nagi
    Shut up.
[04:33] Nagi
    I have the great task that
    is the M-1 coming up.
[04:36] Nagi
    This is my brief respite.
SIGN    A Ticket
[04:39] Sachi
    You don't mind if I take
    your ticket, then, do you?
[04:43] Sachi
    Bye.
[04:44] Girl A
    That's your brother?
[04:46] Girl B
    You don't look alike.
[04:46] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[04:47] Girl A
    You think so?
[04:49] Erika
    I'm here.
[04:52] Nagi
    What?
[04:53] Erika
    Don't "What?" me.
[04:55] Erika
    We're walking around the school together.
[04:57] Nagi
    Huh?
SIGN    Escape Room Game
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    1st Prize
[05:34] Erika
    Hurry, Nagi-kun! They're starting!
[05:38] Nagi
    Wait!
[05:39] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san!
[05:42] Nagi
    Sorry!
[05:48] Sousuke
    So that's my...
[05:51] Girl A
    Oh, Romeo.
[05:52] Guy A
    Oh, Juliet.
[05:54] Girl A
    Oh, Romeo.
[05:55] Guy A
    Oh...
[05:58] Erika
    That was a blast!
[06:00] Erika
    School events can be fun once in a while, huh?
[06:06] Erika
    I'm glad I got to spend time
    with you at this school.
[06:12] Nagi
    What brought that on?
[06:14] Erika
    What about you?
[06:15] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:15] Erika
    I'm asking, what about you?
[06:18] Nagi
    Amano-san, you're hiding something from me.
[06:23] Erika
    I just never told you
    because there's no point.
[06:27] Nagi
    Then tell me.
[06:29] Erika
    What?
[06:29] Erika
    You mean now? Right before the M-1?
[06:37] Erika
    Okay, so...
[06:38] Nagi
    I don't want to hear it.
[06:41] Nagi
    Could you not make it sound
    like we'll lose if you say it?
[06:43] Erika
    Don't ask, then!
[06:45] Nagi
    You don't need to worry about me.
[06:48] Nagi
    We're going to win no matter what.
[06:54] Erika
    You could have told me you already knew.
[06:57] Erika
    I was feeling the pressure all by myself.
[06:59] Erika
    I feel stupid.
[07:02] Nagi
    I didn't think there'd be any point in asking.
[07:04] Nagi
    I don't know what it's about, but it
    doesn't matter, because we're going to win.
[07:10] Erika
    You know, Nagi-kun...
[07:13] Erika
    You're more mentally resilient than you look.
[07:17] Erika
    That's the first time I ever
    found you attractive.
[07:34] Yonezawa
    Here we go!
[07:36] Yonezawa
    It's time for the Megurogawa Academy
    High School After-Party, also known as the M-1!
[07:41] Takahashi
    We have a packed roster of amazing talent!
SIGN    Got your kawaii
    Takahashi
SIGN    Notice me, Hiro-sama
    Yonezawa
[07:45] Takahashi
    Who will stand victorious?
[07:47] Yonezawa
    The winner will be chosen by audience vote.
[07:51] Guy A
    Ten imitations of language
    teacher Maeda-sensei.
[07:55] Guy A
    Language is thus life!
[07:58] Yonezawa
    Megurogawa Sisters duet.
[08:03] Namie
    Are Nagi and Erika-chan up yet?
[08:06] Yohei
    Where did Sachi go?
[08:08] Ritsuko
    They may be high schoolers,
    but they're still children.
[08:11] Ritsuko
    I suppose I shouldn't have expected much.
[08:14] Yonezawa
    And now, we have a guest from
    the special entrant category.
[08:18] Takahashi
    My biggest oshi!
[08:23] Yonezawa
    The unstoppable ponytail duo, Love & Happy,
    brings you a live performance!
[08:30] Ai
    Here we go, Sachi-chan.
[08:32] Sachi
    They don't recognize us, do they, Ai-chan?
[08:35] Sachi
    Oh, they're so cute.
[08:36] Sachi
    It's so nice to be young.
[08:38] Yohei
    Hey, where's Sachi?
[08:40] Ritsuko
    These two smell like pros.
[08:44] Ritsuko
    I wonder which agency they're with.
[08:47] Yonezawa
    And here we go.
[08:49] Yonezawa
    The song is "Love & Happy Rivals in Love"!
[09:02] Song
    I won't give him to you
[09:05] Song
    No, I won't
[09:07] Song
    You're my rival in love
[09:11] Song
    Rival in love
[09:13] Song
    We're back-to-back, fighting it out
[09:18] Song
    No, pulling punches
[09:19] Song
    I won't let some legend take me out
[09:22] Song
    No, I won't
[09:25] Song
    I'll win with all I've got
[09:28] Song
    Yes, I will
[09:31] Song
    But we have a truce on stage
[09:37] Song
    We'll deliver cuteness so powerful
    it'll change the world
[09:45] Song
    Love Love Love Love & Happy
[09:48] Song
    Miracles are everywhere
[09:51] Song
    Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky
[09:54] Song
    Dreams will come true someday
[09:56] Song
    Love Love Love Love & Happy
[10:00] Song
    Love fills the world with happiness
[10:02] Song
    Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky
[10:05] Song
    I'm broadcasting my love
[10:09] Song
    Friends of yesterday are today
[10:13] Song
    Today
[10:14] Song
    My adversary, my kyun kyun rival in love
[10:25] Takahashi
    They win! They absolutely win!
[10:27] Takahashi
    It's an expedited parcel of cute!
[10:29] Yonezawa
    Or so we would like to say,
[10:33] Yonezawa
    but special guests are not eligible to win.
[10:38] Yonezawa
    Thank you very much!
[10:40] Yonezawa
    And now for our next act!
[10:43] Takahashi
    The time is right for them!
[10:46] Takahashi
    The biggest duo of the day, Hiro and Shion!
[10:52] Erika
    Hiro-chan's up.
[10:54] Nagi
    Let's get a look at Segawa-san's M-1 skills!
[10:59] Students
    Hiro-chan!
[10:59] Students
    Hiro-senpai!
[11:00] Students
    You got this, Shion!
[11:05] Hiro
    The two of us...
[11:08] Hiro
    are forfeiting.
[11:13] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[11:15] Nagi
    Why?
[11:21] Hiro
    This is my M-1.
[11:29] Shion
    Are you sure about this?!
[11:31] Hiro
    This was the only way Umino-kun
    would have participated.
[11:36] Hiro
    I need him to give it his all and win, or we
    won't have a legend to end the legend.
[11:43] Shion
    What?! That's so badass!
[11:48] Takahashi
    All right, let's get back to it.
[11:51] Takahashi
    The next duo is Ama-Umi House!
[11:53] Namie
    Here we go!
[11:55] Namie
    It's Nagi-chan!
[11:56] Yohei
    Sheesh, Sachi! She's going to miss it!
[11:59] Ritsuko
    Well, let's see what they're made of.
[12:04] Nagi
    There was an accident that day.
[12:08] Nagi
    The two of us, who happened to be born
    on the same day at the same hospital,
[12:11] Nagi
    were swapped at birth.
[12:15] Nagi
    The son of poor eatery owners, Umino Nagi.
[12:19] Nagi
    The daughter of a well-off
    hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
[12:24] Nagi
    We met on our seventeenth birthday
    and learned of that fact.
[12:32] Nagi
    And that's us.
[12:35] Nagi
    We apologize for having
    kept this a secret until now.
[12:42] Nagi
    That is all.
[12:44] Nagi
    Fire!
[12:48] Nagi
    Huh?
[12:50] Nagi
    Where are the cheers?
[12:56] Erika
    Nagi-kun, I don't think this is landing.
[13:00] Nagi
    No way! Did we bomb?!
[13:04] Ritsuko
    A shocking announcement
    followed by an apology conference.
[13:07] Ritsuko
    You did put some thought into that.
[13:09] Ritsuko
    But you lack entertainment experience.
[13:13] Ritsuko
    Audiences don't know how to react
[13:15] Ritsuko
    when they're given information
    that's too surprising.
[13:24] Nagi
    What do we do?
[13:26] Yonezawa
    Well, they've only got a minute
    left of their three minutes!
[13:30] Erika
    Nagi-kun, what now?!
[13:32] Nagi
    I'm thinking!
[13:33] Erika
    I know! How about we do cosplay?
[13:37] Nagi
    Do you have outfits?
[13:38] Erika
    How about impressions, then?
[13:40] Nagi
    Of what?
[13:41] Erika
    Should we regroup?
[13:43] Nagi
    We don't have time!
[13:44] Erika
    What do we do, then?!
[13:45] Stalker
    Lies!
[13:48] Stalker
    Lies! All lies! Stop lying!
[13:51] Erika
    Seriously?!
[13:54] Stalker
    I'm disappointed in you, Erika-tan!
[13:56] Stalker
    I thought you were a pure, untainted damsel!
[13:59] Audience B
    He just jumped onto the stage.
[13:59] Audience A
    Who is that? Is he from our school?
[14:01] Audience C
    Fight!
[14:02] Stalker
    How could you lie to me?!
[14:04] Stalker
    The innocent smiles on Inustagram,
    the ladylike elegance and class...
[14:09] Stalker
    It was all a lie!
[14:11] Stalker
    You liar!
[14:14] Erika
    Well, I...
[14:17] Nagi
    Stop.
[14:22] Nagi
    Take it back.
[14:24] Nagi
    Amano-san isn't a liar.
[14:28] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[14:30] Stalker
    No! Shut up!
[14:31] Stalker
    You take it back!
[14:33] Stalker
    It's your fault Erika-san got all messed up!
[14:40] Erika
    He punched him!
[14:42] Stalker
    Seriously...
[14:44] Stalker
    What are you to Erika-san?!
[14:48] Nagi
    I'm just her fiancé.
[14:53] Erika
    Nagi-kun... was angry?
[14:57] Stalker
    Onii...
[14:58] Ai
    Nagi-chan...
[15:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun...
[15:02] Namie; Yohei
    Get 'em, Nagi!
[15:04] Stalker
    Her fiancé? You think I'm an idiot?
[15:08] Nagi
    Take it back.
[15:09] Nagi
    Amano-san isn't a liar.
[15:11] Yonezawa
    They're well past their allotted time!
[15:15] Takahashi
    Someone, stop them!
[15:16] Yonezawa
    Everyone, quiet, please!
[15:18] Yonezawa
    We are canceling the M-1!
[15:23] Soichiro
    Let's leave.
SIGN    All Students
    Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
    there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
    The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
    Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
SIGN    Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
    there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
    The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
SIGN    The following student will be
    placed on suspension for four days:
    Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
[15:53] Nagi
    What the hell am I doing?!
[15:55] Nagi
    This is so embarrassing!
[15:57] Nagi
    I didn't win the M-1 after all that,
    and to top it off, I'm suspended!
[16:01] Erika
    What are you doing?
[16:04] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[16:06] Erika
    I brought you some food.
[16:08] Erika
    You haven't had anything all day, have you?
[16:10] Nagi
    Er... You made that?
[16:13] Erika
    I boiled the crap out of it.
[16:15] Erika
    So it shouldn't make you sick... I think.
[16:19] Nagi
    This is... porridge, right?
[16:21] Nagi
    What did you put in it?
[16:23] Erika
    Frozen fried rice and stuff?
[16:24] Nagi
    "And stuff"?!
[16:25] Erika
    Just eat it already.
[16:28] Nagi
    Uh... okay.
[16:36] Nagi
    Sorry.
[16:43] Nagi
    For not winning.
[16:45] Nagi
    Sorry.
[16:48] Erika
    Oh.
[16:50] Erika
    You mean the M-1?
[16:51] Erika
    I thought you meant you were
    sorry it's too gross to eat.
[16:54] Nagi
    No.
[16:56] Erika
    Thanks.
[16:59] Erika
    I appreciated you helping me.
[17:04] Erika
    You were pretty badass in my mind, at least.
[17:11] Nagi
    Yeah, but...
[17:12] Erika
    Enough!
[17:29] Erika
    Feeling better?
[17:32] Nagi
    Yeah... I guess.
[17:36] Erika
    Okay, fine.
[17:50] Nagi
    Did she just...
[17:52] Nagi
    What was that?!
[17:56] Nagi
    Was I hallucinating?
[17:58] Nagi
    No...
[18:01] Nagi
    I still feel the sensation!
[18:11] Nagi
    Wait, wait, wait!
[18:12] Nagi
    Calm down!
[18:15] (Flashback) Erika
    Feeling better?
[18:17] Nagi
    Right.
[18:18] Nagi
    That's what that was for.
[18:22] Nagi
    She was just trying to cheer me up.
[18:26] Nagi
    All that bougie traveling
    really does change you.
[18:30] Nagi
    I guess it's on the lips overseas,
    not the cheeks.
[18:39] Sachi
    I bet that's what you decided.
[18:41] Sachi
    That's obviously not true.
[18:43] Nagi
    Sachi?!
[18:44] Nagi
    How did you know?!
[18:46] Sachi
    I saw it.
[18:48] Sachi
    Onee was kissing you.
[18:52] Sachi
    I was on my way to the bathroom,
    and she'd left the door open.
[18:59] Sachi
    I knew she would do it someday.
[19:03] Nagi
    What's that supposed to mean?
[19:09] Sachi
    Well?
[19:11] Sachi
    How was kissing a girl who isn't
    in your family for the first time?
[19:15] Nagi
    What?!
[19:16] Sachi
    You never even talked to a girl outside your
    family before, and now you've kissed one.
[19:23] Sachi
    No wonder you're panicked.
[19:26] Nagi
    Listen, you...
[19:28] Nagi
    You keep saying "outside my family,"
    but you aren't family, either.
[19:33] Nagi
    You were the first one to kiss me.
[19:38] Sachi
    Ew! Forget it!
[19:40] Sachi
    Gross! Gross!
[19:40] Nagi
    You're the one who asked!
[19:42] Nagi
    Besides...
[19:44] Nagi
    It wasn't that kind of kiss.
[19:47] Nagi
    She meant it as a way to cheer me up,
    like an energy drink, because I was bummed out.
[19:52] Nagi
    That's the kind of person Amano-san is.
[19:56] Nagi
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[19:59] Erika
    Hey, Nagi-kun!
[20:02] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[20:03] Nagi
    Thanks, I feel better, by the way.
[20:07] Erika
    No...
[20:08] Erika
    What the hell was that kiss?!
[20:13] Nagi
    Amano-san, may I have a word?
[20:20] Nagi
    Is that really for you to ask?
[20:22] Erika
    I know, but...
[20:24] Erika
    I didn't know what to say. Can you blame me?
[20:26] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[20:30] Erika
    What about you?
[20:33] Erika
    Why did you think that was what it was?
[20:37] Nagi
    Because...
[20:39] Nagi
    I thought you were trying to cheer me up.
[20:42] Erika
    Fair point.
[20:43] Nagi
    Yeah.
[20:45] Nagi
    No, why are we having this conversation?
[20:48] Erika
    That's definitely true.
[20:51] Erika
    I thought you might die,
    the way you were acting.
[20:54] Nagi
    I won't deny that.
[20:56] Erika
    You wouldn't eat, and you were
    blaming yourself for some reason.
[21:01] Erika
    So... you know.
[21:03] Nagi
    Yes... Sorry about that.
[21:05] Nagi
    Also, Sachi saw you kissing me.
[21:09] Erika
    No way! Really?!
[21:13] Nagi
    Be careful, would you?
[21:15] Nagi
    We're living under the same roof.
[21:18] Nagi
    That kind of thing makes it difficult.
[21:22] Erika
    That's it!
[21:24] Erika
    It's because I saw Sachi-chan kiss you!
[21:26] Nagi
    What?!
[21:28] Nagi
    You mean it's Sachi's fault?
[21:30] Erika
    You could say so.
[21:32] Erika
    There's no question that Sachi-chan
    kissing you was what triggered it.
[21:40] Nagi
    So you just needed to kiss someone,
    and it didn't matter who.
[21:44] Erika
    Wrong.
[21:47] Erika
    I saw her kissing you and realized
    I didn't want her to take you from me.
[21:51] Erika
    Instinctively.
[21:55] Nagi
    Don't say that like I'm a toy.
[21:57] Nagi
    I'm engaged to you.
[22:02] Erika
    That's exactly the point.
[22:15] Sachi
    So, did you figure it out?
[22:19] Nagi
    Huh?
[22:20] Nagi
    Yeah, I guess.
[22:22] Nagi
    You should go take a bath.
[22:25] Sachi
    I know.
[22:28] Sachi
    By the way, Onii...
[22:30] Sachi
    Your face is beet red. Did something happen?
[22:35] Nagi
    Not really.
[22:39] Sachi
    Uh-huh.
[22:45] Sachi
    What was with Onii's face?
[22:51] Sachi
    There's definitely something behind it.
[22:56] Sachi
    It's finally happened.
SIGN    Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
[23:35] Nagi
    "Thank You for Falling in Love With Me!"

12 - Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
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[00:00] (Flashback) Erika
    I appreciated you helping me.
[00:04] (Flashback) Erika
    You were pretty badass in my mind, at least.
[00:10] (Flashback) Nagi
    Yeah, but...
[00:12] (Flashback) Erika
    Enough!
[00:29] (Flashback) Erika
    Feeling better?
[00:32] (Flashback) Nagi
    Yeah... I guess.
[02:08] Dialogue
    Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
[02:10] Sachi
    Onii, are you eating?
[02:13] Nagi
    I'll eat in my room.
[02:14] Nagi
    Could you leave it by my door?
[02:16] Sachi
    Are you assuming I'm cooking?
[02:19] Sachi
    You make it, Onii.
[02:21] Nagi
    I'm suspended right now.
[02:23] Nagi
    I can't leave my room.
[02:25] Sachi
    What kind of suspension is that?
[02:28] Nagi
    I don't know how to face Amano-san anymore.
[02:38] Nagi
    Damn it, focus on studying!
[02:43] Hiro
    Hi. Delivery.
[02:47] Nagi
    That voice!
[02:50] Hiro
    Hello.
[02:53] Hiro
    I bought some pizza.
[02:56] Erika
    Hiro-chan. Welcome.
[02:58] Erika
    What's the occasion?
[03:00] Erika
    Come in.
[03:01] Hiro
    Thanks.
[03:03] Hiro
    Well, I heard Umino-kun was suspended.
[03:07] Hiro
    I was wondering how he was doing.
[03:09] Nagi
    Segawa-san?!
[03:10] Erika
    He said he isn't seeing anyone.
[03:13] Hiro
    What kind of suspension is that?!
[03:14] Nagi
    She's worried about me?
[03:15] Erika
    Right?
[03:16] Nagi
    So considerate!
[03:20] Hiro
    By the way...
[03:22] Hiro
    I heard you kissed Umino-kun.
[03:26] Erika
    How did you find out?!
[03:27] Nagi
    No kidding!
[03:36] Nagi
    It's Sachi.
[03:38] Hiro
    I guess, given what happened,
    a kiss or two to thank him...
[03:46] Erika
    Yeah, I know...
[03:51] Erika
    But I'm not sure why I did it, either.
[03:55] Erika
    It's true that I don't want anyone to take him.
[04:01] Hiro
    You know, Erika-chan, that's...
[04:06] Hiro
    the ultimate familial love.
[04:13] Erika
    You think so?
[04:14] Hiro
    I mean, think about it.
[04:16] Hiro
    You kissed him on the lips
    right from the start.
[04:19] Hiro
    That sounds like family to me.
[04:20] Erika
    You're right!
[04:22] Hiro
    You'd kiss him on the cheek
    first if it were a romantic kiss.
[04:26] Hiro
    It's supposed to start slowly.
[04:30] Hiro
    You have to think carefully
    about how you're going to
[04:33] Hiro
    close your distance with the person, you know?
[04:35] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[04:38] Nagi
    You're jealous, aren't you?
[04:41] Nagi
    So adorable!
[04:44] Hiro
    Well, I should get going.
[04:46] Erika
    Thanks for the pizza. It was delicious.
[04:49] Hiro
    I'm happy for you, though.
[04:51] Hiro
    You've finally become family, living with him.
[04:57] Hiro
    See you soon.
[04:58] Erika
    Yup.
[05:01] Erika
    Family, huh?
[05:07] Ai
    I brought a gift.
[05:10] Ai
    I see...
[05:11] Ai
    So I won't be seeing Nagi-chan.
[05:14] Erika
    How stuck-up do you have
    to be that you wouldn't
[05:16] Erika
    see your family because you're suspended?
[05:18] Ai
    That sounds like Nagi-chan.
[05:21] Ai
    By the way, Erika-san...
[05:23] Ai
    Is it true that you kissed Nagi-chan?
[05:28] Ai
    I'm relieved, though.
[05:31] Ai
    I mean, you've finally gone from
    being friends to being best friends.
[05:38] Erika
    You're telling me Nagi-kun's my bestie?
[05:42] Ai
    Yes.
[05:46] Ai
    I used to kiss him all the time
    when we were little.
[05:50] Erika
    Is that how it is with besties?
[05:52] Nagi
    What a blatant lie!
[05:54] Ai
    Well, I'd better get going.
[05:56] Erika
    Okay.
[05:56] Erika
    Thanks.
[06:00] Erika
    Again?!
[06:01] Erika
    Who is it this time?!
[06:02] Delivery
    Thank you.
[06:04] Sachi
    The pizza arrived.
[06:05] Erika
    Why did you order pizza?!
[06:06] Sachi
    Onii said he isn't cooking, so...
[06:10] Sachi
    I didn't think we'd be getting more.
[06:13] Erika
    Okay, we're having a pizza party today!
[06:16] Sachi
    You know, those two didn't get it at all.
[06:21] Sachi
    You and Onii are finally true rivals.
[06:26] Erika
    Rivals?
[06:27] Erika
    Rivals kiss each other?
[06:30] Sachi
    I heard that humans kiss each other
    when they hate each other enough.
[06:33] Erika
    Really? I had no idea.
[06:36] Sachi
    And to prove it, you two fight all the time.
[06:44] Erika
    We do!
[06:47] Nagi
    Does Amano-san really have no feelings for me?
[06:52] Erika
    This crab one is so good!
[06:53] Nagi
    That must be a thing where...
[06:55] (Flashback) Erika
    I saw her kissing you and realized
    I didn't want her to take you from me.
[07:00] (Flashback) Erika
    Instinctively.
[07:01] Nagi
    I'm her pet...
[07:03] Nagi
    Her slave...
[07:05] Nagi
    Her housekeeper...
[07:06] Nagi
    Rich people are so scary!
[07:08] Nagi
    She's been manipulating me all this time!
[07:11] Nagi
    Amano-san's acting like nothing happened.
[07:13] Nagi
    I feel stupid letting it get to me.
[07:17] Nagi
    I'm just gonna have to focus on studying.
[07:23] Nagi
    That said, I still feel weird seeing her.
[07:26] Nagi
    I gotta wait until my
    suspension is over, at least.
[07:32] Nagi
    Okay, no one's around.
SIGN    Shio-ramen
[07:35] Nagi
    Guess I'll whip up some ramen.
[07:39] Nagi
    Jeez, I keep telling those two to fold
    the boxes before throwing them out!
[07:44] Nagi
    Come on.
[07:46] Erika
    No, that's not the point.
[07:52] Erika
    I want you to call that whole thing off.
[07:57] Nagi
    Amano-san's here?!
[08:00] Nagi
    "That whole thing"? Call it off?
[08:01] Erika
    I know.
[08:03] Nagi
    Is she talking to her dad?
[08:06] Erika
    That's not it.
[08:08] Erika
    Could you actually listen to
    what I'm trying to say?
[08:12] Erika
    I didn't know until now, but there's something
    I realized after my friends told me.
[08:19] Erika
    So, well...
[08:23] Erika
    I seem to be in love with Nagi-kun.
[08:35] Nagi
    What?!
[08:52] Nagi
    What the hell was that?!
[08:55] Nagi
    What's going on?!
[09:01] Nagi
    Shit! The ramen!
[09:06] Erika
    Nagi-kun?
[09:08] Erika
    Were you... listening just now, by any chance?
[09:13] Nagi
    Listening to what?
[09:15] Nagi
    I got hungry, so I was making ramen.
[09:17] Nagi
    Was that your dad on the phone?
[09:19] Nagi
    Sounded pretty intense.
[09:26] Erika
    Pretend you heard nothing.
[09:33] Erika
    It's just going to make things complicated.
[09:40] Nagi
    All right.
[09:52] Nagi
    Yeah, right! How am I supposed
    to pretend I didn't hear that?!
[09:57] Yohei
    Literally, totally out of the blue!
[10:00] Yohei
    Isn't that right, Nagi?
[10:03] Nagi
    Yeah...
[10:05] Nagi
    Why fishing, though?
[10:06] Nagi
    I'm suspended right now.
[10:08] Yohei
    That's exactly why.
[10:11] Yohei
    You grew up an A-student,
    so now you're all butt-hurt.
[10:14] Yohei
    Don't sweat it.
[10:16] Yohei
    I got suspended all the time!
[10:19] Yohei
    At least ten times, for sure.
[10:21] Nagi
    I feel bad for your school.
[10:24] Nagi
    I guess I'm not one to talk.
[10:27] Yohei
    The fact is that you protected Erika-chan.
[10:31] Yohei
    You snapped when it mattered.
[10:32] Yohei
    I'm proud you're my son.
[10:38] Nagi
    What?
[10:41] Yohei
    That said...
[10:45] Yohei
    That was, without a doubt, love!
[10:51] Nagi
    Is that what it is?
[10:54] Nagi
    It's true that I thought she was
    cute when I first met her.
[10:58] Nagi
    And I like being around her.
[11:00] Nagi
    Most of all, I doubt I'd feel
    the way I did being kissed
[11:04] Nagi
    by someone I didn't have feelings for.
[11:06] Yohei
    There are some things in the world
    that there's no point in overthinking.
[11:15] Yohei
    Umino family wisdom:
[11:17] Yohei
    Take a leap of faith!
[11:21] Nagi
    He's right.
[11:22] Nagi
    I'm leaping.
[11:24] Nagi
    Right now!
[11:26] Nagi
    Amano-san!
[11:27] Erika
    Hey, you're back.
[11:29] Nagi
    Thank you for falling in love with me.
[11:35] Nagi
    I...
[11:37] Nagi
    I feel the same way about you.
[12:00] Nagi
    What was that for?!
[12:04] Erika
    Cut that shit out!
[12:08] Erika
    I told you to keep it cool and pretend you
    heard nothing so it doesn't get complicated!
[12:13] Erika
    So why the hell would you give me a reply?!
[12:16] Nagi
    I told you, I feel the same about you.
[12:19] Erika
    No, no, no!
[12:21] Erika
    I appreciate it, but I'm not ready yet!
[12:24] Nagi
    Look...
[12:25] Erika
    We just kicked off!
[12:29] Erika
    It's too early for you to make your shot!
[12:32] Nagi
    I mean, I'm the same way.
[12:35] Nagi
    I might be in love with you.
[12:40] Erika
    Uh-huh?
[12:46] Nagi
    So let's go see your dad together.
[12:52] (Flashback) Erika
    Why don't I get to go to the zoo with Dad?
[12:56] (Flashback) Erika
    Everyone at school says they went
    to the zoo with their dads.
[13:01] (Flashback) Erika
    But not me.
[13:03] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    Oh, miss...
[13:08] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    Your father is a very busy man.
[13:11] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    You're the daughter of a CEO.
[13:13] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    You mustn't be so selfish.
[13:15] (Flashback) Erika
    But I want to go to the zoo!
[13:19] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    How about you go with me?
[13:21] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    We'll take lots of photos to show your father.
[13:26] (Flashback) Housekeeper
    Miss!
[13:27] (Flashback) Female staff?
    Your father's an amazing man.
[13:30] (Flashback) Man
    He was on TV, too, wasn't he?
[13:32] (Flashback) Foreigner
    He's famous in my country, too.
[13:39] Erika
    Dad's always surrounded by important people.
[13:42] Erika
    I could never get close.
[13:46] Erika
    He's a famous hotel tycoon, after all.
[13:53] Nagi
    Stop living together?
[13:55] Erika
    Yeah.
[13:57] Erika
    Dad talked to me before the
    culture festival and told me to.
[14:01] Nagi
    I figured it'd be something like that.
[14:06] Erika
    Can I assume you want to see my dad because
    you don't want to stop living with me?
[14:13] Nagi
    W-Well, yeah.
[14:16] Nagi
    I finally got my freedom.
[14:21] Erika
    That's a relief.
[14:22] Erika
    I ended up telling Dad on the phone,
[14:24] Erika
    and then I hung up before
    I could hear his response.
[14:27] Erika
    I feel better knowing you're coming with me.
[14:30] Nagi
    You feel better?
[14:32] Erika
    I don't think I could explain on my own.
[14:36] Nagi
    I knew they didn't get along,
    but aren't they father and daughter?
[14:43] Soichiro
    I apologize for bringing both
    of you out to such a place.
[14:47] Soichiro
    It was so sudden, I couldn't get out of work.
[14:51] Nagi
    Work?
[14:53] Soichiro
    That's right.
[14:54] Soichiro
    I plan on making a mobile seaborne hotel.
[14:58] Soichiro
    I'm here today to do some research.
[15:01] Nagi
    So...
[15:02] Nagi
    I heard from Amano-san.
[15:04] Nagi
    We don't want to call off living together yet.
[15:07] Soichiro
    It seems so.
[15:09] Erika
    Didn't I tell you, Dad?
[15:12] Erika
    About how I feel about Nagi-kun.
[15:15] Soichiro
    What about you, Nagi-kun?
[15:17] Soichiro
    What do you think of Erika?
[15:22] Nagi
    I feel the same way.
[15:23] Nagi
    I have romantic feelings for her.
[15:25] Erika
    You don't need to be so direct about it.
[15:32] Erika
    I've never seen Dad laugh before.
[15:36] Nagi
    Did I say something funny?
[15:38] Soichiro
    Sorry about that.
[15:41] Soichiro
    You caught me off-guard.
[15:44] Soichiro
    Well, well...
[15:46] Soichiro
    A young man and woman spend
    half a year together under one roof,
[15:49] Soichiro
    and that's your conclusion?
[15:53] Soichiro
    So little has happened in that time,
[15:55] Soichiro
    I thought getting married
    might be out of the question.
[15:59] Soichiro
    That's why I'm calling for
    an end to the cohabitation.
[16:03] Soichiro
    To think that in all that time, you'd
    merely just realized that you're in love...
[16:09] Nagi
    Something's not right.
    Not with my parents, either.
[16:12] Nagi
    Do couples normally move that quick?
[16:19] Soichiro
    Your time as students is precious.
    You mustn't waste it.
[16:24] Soichiro
    You finally understand your feelings
    for each other after half a year.
[16:29] Soichiro
    Why don't you take the opportunity
    to separate for a while?
[16:33] Nagi
    What do you mean?
[16:35] Nagi
    I thought he was trying
    to make us get married.
[16:40] Erika
    Hey...
[16:41] Erika
    What about you and Mom?
[16:45] Erika
    It took you two ten years after that
    culture festival to get married, didn't it?
[16:52] Soichiro
    You're right.
[16:54] Soichiro
    We didn't get married until we
    finished college and found work.
[16:58] Erika
    What happened in that time?
[17:01] Soichiro
    Let's see...
[17:05] Soichiro
    Come to think of it, it took three years
    after we started dating to finally hold hands,
[17:09] Soichiro
    and four years to kiss.
[17:11] Nagi
    And you're here judging us?!
[17:15] Erika
    That's what you did, huh?
[17:18] Erika
    I think that's what I want to do, too, then.
[17:22] Erika
    I want to try a proper relationship,
    one step at a time.
[17:30] Nagi
    I see.
[17:32] Nagi
    So that's Amano-san's dating style.
[17:36] Soichiro
    I never would have thought the day
    would come when you'd say that.
[17:40] Soichiro
    I was the same way.
[17:43] Soichiro
    Perhaps that's how high school couples are.
[17:47] Soichiro
    Meeting you two today
    reminded me of my past self.
[17:51] Soichiro
    It seems I rushed things a little.
[17:56] Soichiro
    Let's see how things go with your cohabitation.
[18:04] Erika
    I'm glad you were here today.
[18:08] Erika
    I finally got to tell Dad what I really
    feel because you opened up first.
[18:14] Nagi
    Oh, sure.
[18:16] Nagi
    We should be more open from now on.
[18:19] Erika
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[18:22] Soichiro
    Exactly.
[18:25] Soichiro
    You need to be prepared first before you
    take on the long voyage that is life.
[18:29] Soichiro
    How foolish it is to set out on
    an adventure on impulse alone...
[18:34] Soichiro
    It pays to be extra careful.
[18:39] Soichiro
    That said...
[18:42] Erika
    Well, then, Nagi-kun, now that we're here...
[18:46] Nagi
    Yeah.
[18:49] Erika
    I look forward to our continued relationship.
[18:52] Nagi
    L-Likewise.
[18:55] Soichiro
    Your story doesn't go at
    the pace you hope it will.
[19:04] Sousuke
    It isn't going to go the way you hope.
[19:13] Erika
    Man, I'm starving.
[19:16] Sachi
    Hey, Onii, I'm hungry.
[19:19] Nagi
    What?!
[19:20] Nagi
    I'm behind on my studies
    thanks to the suspension!
[19:24] Nagi
    Make your own food!
[19:25] Erika
    Wanna order pizza?
[19:28] Sachi
    I'm tired of pizza.
[19:31] Hiro; Ai
    Hello!
[19:32] Erika
    Hiro-chan and Ai-chan?
[19:34] Erika
    They might have brought us pizza!
[19:38] Hiro; Ai
    Thanks for having us.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
    Wedding Information
[19:40] Hiro
    The pamphlet samples are done.
[19:44] Erika
    Really?!
[19:45] Erika
    That's not exactly pizza, but this is great!
[19:47] Erika
    I wanna see!
[19:48] Hiro
    You're all in it.
[19:50] Ai
    I can't wait.
[19:52] Sachi
    I don't care.
[19:55] Erika
    You're in it, too.
[20:01] Erika
    This can't be legal.
[20:02] Hiro
    We're thinking of doing
    school uniform weddings.
[20:07] Hiro
    Though, I still think me
    in traditional clothes
[20:11] Hiro
    is the best look for Meguro Myoujin.
[20:14] Sachi
    You're so competitive.
[20:16] Erika
    You look good in a qipao, too.
[20:19] Ai
    Yup.
[20:20] Ai
    I have to promote myself
    worldwide going forward.
[20:23] Ai
    I won't survive in the global market otherwise.
[20:28] Erika
    This photo's so good!
[20:34] Erika
    I wonder if this is going to be me someday.
[20:38] Hiro
    The dress looks nice, too.
[20:40] Hiro
    I'm so proud of my shrine.
[20:42] Erika
    That's what you're praising?
[20:45] Erika
    Come on, Hiro-chan.
[20:48] Erika
    This one's nice.
[20:49] Nagi
    Who am I...
[20:50] Ai
    Oh, you're right.
[20:51] Hiro
    This one's cute.
[20:53] Nagi
    supposed to be with going forward?!
[20:56] Erika
    I kinda feel bad for him, though.
[21:02] Ai
    He's a criminal.
[21:06] Sachi
    That's just right for Onii.
[21:09] Nagi
    What do you mean by that?!
[21:13] Hiro
    Mom absolutely insisted.
[21:26] Erika
    U-kun's back again.
[21:29] Hiro
    Mom was obsessed with that news.
[21:32] Ai
    I don't hate it.
[21:36] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[21:38] Sachi
    Hey, this one's beautiful.
[21:40] Erika
    It is!
[21:42] Hiro
    That's because of the model.
[21:44] Ai
    May I use this on my website?
[21:48] Erika
    Nagi-kun, I'm getting hungry.
    Could you make us something?
[21:51] Hiro
    I haven't had anything, either.
[21:54] Ai
    I'd like to partake, as well.
[21:56] Sachi
    Onii, four katsudon!
[21:59] Hiro
    Umino-kun.
[21:59] Sachi
    Onii!
[21:59] Ai
    Nagi-chan.
[21:59] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[22:00] Nagi
    Where the hell is my life going?!
[23:28] Hiro
    Wanna go out with me?