# Season 2
# 1 - Who Was Umino-kun's First Love?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] Nagi**
There was an accident that day.
**[00:03] Nagi**
The two of us, who happened to be born
on the same day at the same hospital,
**[00:06] Nagi**
were swapped at birth.
**[00:09] Nagi**
The son of a poor eatery owner, Umino Nagi.
**[00:13] Nagi**
The daughter of a well-off
hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
**[00:16] Nagi**
We met on our 17th birthday
and learned that we were engaged.
**[00:22] Nagi**
We began our life together
despite our apprehensions.
**[00:27] Nagi**
I became involved with Segawa-san, my crush
and my school's most capable student,
**[00:32] Nagi**
and my adoptive sister, Sachi,
in a complicated bundle of relationships.
**[00:37] Nagi**
And now, there's one more.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: Who's Umino-kun's First Love?
**[02:20] Hiro**
I'll be here, in your care, going forward.
**[02:27] Hiro**
I won't live my life simply following
the tracks laid down by my parents!
**[02:31] Hiro**
I absolutely refuse!
**[02:32] Hiro**
And to think I'd have to marry
someone chosen by my parents...
**[02:35] Hiro**
I may as well be dead!
**[02:36] Hiro**
Don't you agree?
**[02:41] Nagi**
Ma'am!
**[02:42] Hiro**
Yes, Umino-kun.
**[02:43] Nagi**
So you ran away from home because
you didn't want to meet your fiancé.
**[02:47] Nagi**
Is that correct?
**[02:49] Hiro**
I'm not running away from home!
**[02:51] Hiro**
I'm going to war!
**[02:52] Nagi**
So badass!
**[02:54] Erika**
I thought Hiro-chan was just
a soft, ditzy honor student.
**[02:58] Sachi**
I can't believe I asked her to tutor me.
**[03:01] Sachi**
She's utterly merciless.
**[03:03] Hiro**
My fiancé is coming tomorrow unannounced...
**[03:06] Hiro**
There's no taking it back once I meet him.
**[03:08] Hiro**
They're just going to press the issue.
**[03:12] Sachi**
There are two such victims right here.
**[03:15] Erika**
I can't deny that, I guess.
**[03:19] Hiro**
My parents' happiness and
my own happiness aren't in line!
**[03:23] Hiro**
I'm choosing what happiness means for myself!
**[03:25] Nagi**
Hell yeah!
**[03:27] Erika**
Onii...
**[03:30] Nagi**
By the way, Segawa-san...
**[03:32] Hiro**
What is it?
**[03:34] Nagi**
I'm all for running away from home,
**[03:37] Nagi**
but I don't know about you doing it
without your parents' permission.
**[03:40] Hiro**
So you're okay with me
marrying my fiancé, then?
**[03:45] Nagi**
Please do live with us here!
**[03:47] Sachi**
Onii...
**[03:49] Sachi**
This is Erika-chan's place, though.
**[03:51] Sachi**
People living here without permission...
**[03:53] Hiro**
I never said I'd tutor you for free, did I?
**[03:57] Sachi**
Oh, it'd be great if you'd live with us!
**[04:01] Sachi**
*Erika-onee, you gotta make yourself clear!*
**[04:05] Erika**
That means I get to live with Hiro-chan!
**[04:08] Hiro**
Thanks, Erika-chan.
**[04:10] Nagi**
* Of course a well-to-do girl*
* would be so welcoming.*
**[04:14] Sachi**
Okay...
**[04:15] Sachi**
There's just one problem if
we're going through with this:
**[04:18] Sachi**
how we're sharing our rooms.
**[04:21] Nagi**
Indeed.
**[04:23] Nagi**
There are only two rooms upstairs.
**[04:26] Nagi**
It's currently Amano-san and Sachi
in one room and me in the other.
**[04:31] Nagi**
It definitely wouldn't be right for me and
Segawa-san to sleep in the same room, right?
**[04:37] Hiro**
I wouldn't mind.
**[04:40] Hiro**
We were together at the inn, remember?
**[04:43] Erika**
True...
**[04:44] Erika**
Nagi-kun's room has a loft.
**[04:47] Nagi**
Hey!
**[04:48] Nagi**
* I get to sleep every night*
* with a view of Segawa-san?!*
**[04:56] Nagi**
Yum!
**[04:57] Sachi**
That's not happening!
**[04:59] Sachi**
All three of you are engaged, aren't you?
**[05:02] Erika**
What are we supposed to do, then?
**[05:04] Sachi**
I'll take the room with the loft.
**[05:07] Sachi**
I'm technically his sister.
**[05:09] Erika**
Are you sure, Sachi-chan?
**[05:11] Nagi**
Since when do you care?
**[05:13] Sachi**
It's fine.
**[05:15] Sachi**
Onii's going to be living in the loft anyway.
**[05:17] Nagi**
What is this, a prison?
**[05:19] Erika**
I suppose I'll have to share a room
with him, since we're engaged.
**[05:24] Nagi**
Amano-san?!
**[05:25] Erika**
The two of us were supposed
to live here together originally.
**[05:29] Erika**
We're basically going back
to when we first met.
**[05:32] Nagi**
* I guess Amano-san wasn't entirely*
* against living with me.*
**[05:36] Erika**
Then again...
**[05:38] Erika**
Nagi-kun always peeks in the shower.
**[05:41] Erika**
And tries to sleep in my bed.
**[05:44] Erika**
And keeps looking at my panties.
**[05:47] Nagi**
Those were all your fault!
**[05:49] Nagi**
Okay, okay.
**[05:51] Nagi**
Why don't you three girls
share a room together?
**[05:55] Nagi**
I'll take a room by myself.
**[05:57] Nagi**
*Nailed it!*
**[05:59] Nagi**
*That was a perfect answer.*
**[06:04] All**
What?
**[06:07] Nagi**
Huh?
**[06:09] Nagi**
*Why the storage?*
**[06:12] Nagi**
* So Amano-san and Sachi are sharing a room,*
* and Segawa-san is taking my room.*
**[06:18] Nagi**
* I just need to endure*
* until Segawa-san goes home.*
**[06:22] Nagi**
*Besides...*
**[06:23] Nagi**
* The thought of Segawa-san*
* sleeping in my bed is kinda exciting.*
**[06:27] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm not marrying someone my parents chose!
**[06:31] Nagi**
* That must mean she's thinking*
* about me, potentially, right?*
**[06:36] Nagi**
This is an opportunity!
**[06:38] Erika**
What is?
**[06:39] Nagi**
Who said you could come in?!
**[06:41] Erika**
Why wouldn't I? It's a storage room.
**[06:45] Erika**
What a shock, huh?
**[06:47] Erika**
I never thought Hiro-chan
would be living with us, too.
**[06:50] Nagi**
I mean, she's more than
welcome as far as I'm concerned.
**[06:54] Erika**
You're such a dolt. Look at the reality.
**[06:57] Erika**
Living with someone means you're
going to see each other's flaws.
**[07:01] Erika**
There's a chance she'll end up hating you.
**[07:05] Erika**
She might even show a side
of herself that turns you off, too.
**[07:10] Nagi**
Not to worry. She has no such side.
**[07:12] Erika**
You're *that* certain?!
**[07:15] Erika**
You know, I've realized something.
**[07:20] Erika**
I've been rebelling because I was tired of
my parents making all my decisions for me.
**[07:25] Erika**
But now I have plenty of freedom, right?
**[07:28] Nagi**
I'm not so sure.
**[07:29] Erika**
I do!
**[07:31] Erika**
So, well...
**[07:33] Erika**
That's why seeing Hiro-chan
today made me think.
**[07:39] Erika**
My real mom and dad told me
I didn't need to get married.
**[07:44] Erika**
But if we want to see
all of our parents happy...
**[07:49] Erika**
That would mean I'd have to marry you.
**[07:57] Nagi**
I guess so, but...
**[08:00] Nagi**
Where'd that come from?
**[08:02] Erika**
I just never really thought about it until now.
**[08:05] Erika**
I still want to be on
good terms with my family.
**[08:10] Nagi**
I do get it.
**[08:11] Erika**
Right?
**[08:13] Nagi**
But I'm against sacrificing ourselves for it.
**[08:18] Erika**
I don't want to either, idiot!
**[08:20] Erika**
Goodnight!
**[08:23] Nagi**
*She's right, though.*
**[08:25] Nagi**
* I've never thought about what kind of*
* marriage would make my parents happy.*
**[08:30] Nagi**
* Would my parents be happy*
* if I married Segawa-san?*
**[08:35] Nagi**
*What even is a happy marriage?*
**[08:58] Hiro**
Morning, Umino-kun.
**[09:00] Nagi**
Good morn—
**[09:02] Nagi**
What are you doing?!
**[09:03] Hiro**
I thought I'd make breakfast.
**[09:06] Nagi**
Wait, wait. That's my job.
**[09:08] Hiro**
I can't allow that.
**[09:11] Hiro**
I'm freeloading, after all.
**[09:13] Nagi**
Okay, if you insist...
**[09:16] Nagi**
* Does this mean I get to enjoy*
* Segawa-san's home cooking?!*
**[09:20] Hiro**
I knew this would come in handy.
**[09:24] Nagi**
What's that?
**[09:26] Hiro**
It's dried bonito.
**[09:31] Sachi**
Morning.
**[09:33] Erika**
What's going on?
**[09:34] Erika**
You woke me up with all the noise.
**[09:36] Sachi**
What?
**[09:37] Hiro**
Hurry, hurry...
**[09:40] Erika**
Are you working Hiro-chan like a slave?!
**[09:43] Sachi**
Onii, you're the worst!
**[09:46] Nagi**
I need to talk to you both.
**[09:49] Erika**
Divvying up the chores?
**[09:51] Nagi**
That's right.
**[09:52] Nagi**
If the four of us are gonna be living together,
I think we should decide this now.
**[09:58] Erika**
Why don't we just have someone do it
whenever they have some time?
**[10:01] Sachi**
Exactly.
**[10:02] Sachi**
Whoever notices it.
**[10:04] Nagi**
And because of that, Segawa-san
always feels obliged to do everything!
**[10:11] Nagi**
First of all, Amano-san, I think you have
about a month's worth of laundry to do.
**[10:15] Erika**
I figure I can always just buy new clothes.
**[10:18] Nagi**
Sachi!
**[10:19] Nagi**
I thought you were going
to take care of breakfast.
**[10:22] Sachi**
I'm busy with studying.
**[10:26] Nagi**
I'm going to be strict from now on.
**[10:29] Erika**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** Chore Duties
Breakfast: Segawa-san
Laundry/Bathroom: Sachi
Cleaning: Amano-san
Late-night snacks: Me
Do anything else that you notice!
**[10:31] Nagi**
And so, Segawa-san will
be in charge of breakfast.
**[10:36] Hiro**
Got it. I'll take care of it.
**[10:39] Nagi**
By the way...
**[10:41] Nagi**
How're the bonito flakes going?
**[10:44] Hiro**
It's a bit challenging in a new environment.
**[10:47] Hiro**
I can't get them shaved to an even thickness.
**[10:50] Nagi**
*It's been over an hour now.*
**[10:53] Sachi**
Hey, Onii!
**[10:55] Sachi**
The washing machine exploded!
**[10:59] Nagi**
You overloaded it.
**[11:01] Nagi**
Don't try to cut corners.
**[11:02] Erika**
Hey, Nagi-kun! Get over here!
**[11:06] Nagi**
What?
**[11:08] Erika**
Look at this.
**[11:12] Erika**
It's covered in dust.
**[11:15] Erika**
You have to clean more than just
the parts that you can see.
**[11:23] Nagi**
Those two are unbelievable.
**[11:26] Nagi**
So, uh... how's breakfast coming along?
**[11:30] Hiro**
Umino-kun, you seem to be starving.
**[11:33] Hiro**
I finally found out what the problem was.
**[11:36] Hiro**
The blade was chipped.
**[11:39] Nagi**
*It's already noon.*
**[11:44] Erika**
I'm too hungry to move.
**[11:47] Sachi**
I'm gonna die of starvation.
**[11:48] Nagi**
Segawa-san, how's breakfast coming?
**[11:51] Hiro**
I'm finally getting in the swing of things!
**[11:54] Hiro**
I'll shave some flakes for tomorrow, too.
**[11:57] Erika**
I know! Let's buy pizza!
**[11:58] Nagi**
That's a no-go. We have to
save on our living expenses.
**[12:01] Sachi**
Come on, Onii! I can't!
**[12:05] Erika**
What is this? It looks so good!
**[12:08] Hiro**
Oyakodon...
**[12:10] Hiro**
Or not?
**[12:12] Nagi**
It's eggs on leftover pork,
so rather than "parent-and-child bowl"...
**[12:15] Nagi**
It's "strangers bowl"!
**[12:16] All**
Let's eat.
**[12:19] Sachi**
Why, though?
**[12:20] Nagi**
It's perfect for us right now.
**[12:23] Nagi**
I was simply reminded today
that the three of us aren't related.
**[12:27] Erika**
What are you being so pissy about?
**[12:29] Nagi**
Well, it's true, isn't it?
**[12:32] Nagi**
Our parents decided we're engaged,
and we happened to be swapped at birth.
**[12:37] Erika**
Hey, this is so good!
**[12:39] Nagi**
Sachi's my sister, but not by blood.
**[12:43] Sachi**
Onii, when did you learn to make this?
**[12:46] Hiro**
Not bad, Umino-kun.
**[12:49] Hiro**
It must be my bonito dashi.
**[12:52] Nagi**
So why are we all living together?
**[12:58] Erika**
What's wrong?
**[12:59] Sachi**
Onii...
**[13:00] Hiro**
Umino-kun?
**[13:14] Nagi**
*Why'd I have to go and cry?!*
**[13:17] Nagi**
*What the hell?!*
**[13:18] Nagi**
*What were those tears for?*
**[13:23] Nagi**
*This is too embarrassing. I should study.*
**[13:29] Erika**
Nagi-kun, there are some dishes left to do.
**[13:31] Nagi**
Would you mind doing them yourself?!
**[13:33] Nagi**
*There's no privacy in this storage room!*
**[13:38] Erika**
You know, Nagi-kun...
**[13:40] Erika**
I think you were happy.
**[13:42] Nagi**
Happy?
**[13:44] Erika**
Yup.
**[13:46] Nagi**
Do tears happen when you're happy, too?
**[13:51] Nagi**
I never knew.
**[13:53] Erika**
A power outage?
**[13:57] Hiro**
Tonight is horror night.
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
**[14:11] Hiro**
Have you heard of Kokkuri-san?
**[14:13] Erika**
What? I haven't.
**[14:15] Nagi**
That Ouija thing you do
with a ten-yen coin, right?
**[14:17] Sachi**
We did it a lot in elementary school.
**[14:20] Nagi**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[14:22] Nagi**
You're mashing my finger!
**[14:23] Erika**
Shut up, Onii.
**[14:25] Hiro**
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, we call upon you.
**[14:28] Erika**
What?!
**[14:29] Hiro**
If you're here, please move to "yes."
**[14:33] Erika**
No way, seriously?!
**[14:34] Erika**
It actually moved!
**[14:36] Hiro**
Okay, let's start with an easy question.
**[14:39] Hiro**
Is Erika-chan barefaced
in her Inustagram photos?
**[14:43] Erika**
Me?!
***SIGN*** Yes
**[14:46] Erika**
It's legit.
**[14:48] Nagi**
You're not fooling me.
**[14:50] Nagi**
Let me ask, then.
**[14:51] Nagi**
Who ate the custard pudding
that I was keeping in the fridge?
**[14:55] Nagi**
*I know you did it, Sachi!*
**[14:58] Nagi**
*You ate the pudding!*
**[14:59] Nagi**
*And you're the one moving the coin!*
**[15:03] Nagi**
E...
**[15:04] Nagi**
Ri...
**[15:06] Nagi**
Ka?!
**[15:07] Erika**
How did I get caught?!
**[15:08] Nagi**
That was you, Amano-san?!
**[15:10] Nagi**
*No way...*
**[15:11] Nagi**
*Does Kokkuri-san really exist?*
**[15:16] Sachi**
Okay, me next.
**[15:18] Sachi**
Who was my first kiss?
**[15:22] Nagi**
What kind of question is that, Sachi?!
**[15:25] Hiro**
Oh?
**[15:26] Hiro**
You've already had a kiss, huh?
**[15:30] Sachi**
Gee, I don't know.
**[15:33] Nagi**
Na...
**[15:34] Erika**
No way! Nagi-kun?!
**[15:44] Nagi**
No, that was...
**[15:46] Hiro**
You did?
**[15:49] Nagi**
Mi...
**[15:50] Nagi**
E...
**[15:51] Nagi**
Namie?!
**[15:52] Nagi**
Oh, right, Mom.
**[15:55] Sachi**
Mom gets really kissy whens she's drunk.
**[15:58] Sachi**
Though, is it just me,
or are you a bit sweaty, Hiro-san?
**[16:03] Hiro**
Well, it is summer.
**[16:05] Nagi**
Sachi, why aren't you afraid?!
**[16:08] Nagi**
You're possessed by a fox, aren't you?!
**[16:10] Sachi**
I'm pretty sure you're the one who's possessed.
**[16:12] Erika**
Sachi-chan...
**[16:14] Erika**
Do you not believe in Kokkuri-san?
**[16:17] Sachi**
When did you get into the costume?
**[16:20] Hiro**
Okay...
**[16:20] Hiro**
Who's Umino-kun's first love?
**[16:25] Erika**
You'd go there?!
**[16:26] Hiro**
Why not? I may as well, right?
**[16:33] Erika**
It moved!
**[16:35] Erika**
A...
**[16:37] Erika**
I?
**[16:39] Erika**
It wasn't Hiro-chan?!
**[16:41] Hiro**
Apparently not.
**[16:43] Erika**
Who's Ai, then?!
**[16:45] Erika**
What's going on here?!
**[16:47] Sachi**
Come to think of it, Onii used to
be close with a girl by that name.
**[16:52] Sachi**
She wasn't your first love, was she?
**[16:54] Nagi**
Uh, no? What are you even...
**[16:59] (Flashback) Ai**
Can I give you my answer to your
confession the next time we meet?
**[17:09] Nagi**
Kokkuri-san's for real!
**[17:10] Nagi**
Holy crap! That's scary!
**[17:13] Nagi**
A ghost!
**[17:16] Nagi**
Guys?
**[17:19] Nagi**
All three of them vanished?
**[17:23] Nagi**
What the heck is happening?!
**[17:26] Hiro**
Now, here's the question.
**[17:28] Hiro**
Whose name will Umino-kun call first?
**[17:32] Sachi**
What kind of question is that?
**[17:34] Sachi**
Why would he call anyone's name
other than yours, Hiro-san?
**[17:37] Sachi**
Why are you so competitive?
**[17:39] Hiro**
I think it'll be Erika-chan.
**[17:41] Hiro**
They're engaged, after all.
**[17:43] Erika**
Non, non.
**[17:44] Erika**
It's always Hiro-chan in these situations.
**[17:47] Nagi**
Wait, wait! I need to calm down!
**[17:50] Erika; Hiro; Sachi**
Here we go!
**[17:51] Nagi**
I'm here! Help me!
**[17:55] Erika**
He's calling on himself!
**[17:55] Nagi**
Hello?!
**[17:57] Erika**
And he's begging for help, no less!
**[17:57] Nagi**
I'm in here!
**[18:02] Hiro**
That was disappointing, Umino-kun.
**[18:04] Erika**
Are you in love with yourself?
**[18:05] Sachi**
I knew it, Onii. You're messed up.
**[18:08] Nagi**
Oh, there you are.
**[18:10] Nagi**
You had me worried, Sachi.
**[18:14] Sachi**
Why?!
**[18:16] Hiro**
That was unexpected.
**[18:23] Erika**
Okay, we're gonna go grocery shopping.
**[18:25] Hiro**
We'll see you at home later.
**[18:28] Nagi**
Right.
**[18:29] Nagi**
Sachi's at school for summer classes.
**[18:32] Nagi**
I finally get to be home alone for once.
**[18:35] Nagi**
*Time for buck-naked summer life!*
**[18:40] Nagi**
*This is how humanity was meant to be.*
**[18:44] Sachi**
What are you doing?
**[18:45] Sachi**
I never knew you used the pool, Onii.
**[18:48] Nagi**
Sachi! You're here?!
**[18:50] Sachi**
Uh-huh.
**[18:51] Sachi**
I just finished summer classes.
**[18:53] Nagi**
S-Sorry, but could you leave me by myself?
**[18:56] Sachi**
Why?
**[19:00] Sachi**
You're naked?!
**[19:01] Nagi**
Shut up!
**[19:03] Nagi**
Don't you dare tell Amano-san or Segawa-san!
**[19:05] Sachi**
Who wouldn't?
**[19:07] Nagi**
And you?
**[19:08] Nagi**
Why are you in the yard?
**[19:11] Sachi**
Like I said, I just got home from school.
**[19:14] Nagi**
The entrance is that way.
**[19:16] Sachi**
I thought it'd be nice to come home
through the yard for once.
**[19:23] Sachi**
Uh-oh, is that a stray cat?
**[19:26] Sachi**
Why is it in our yard?
**[19:28] Nagi**
You've been feeding it in secret, haven't you?
**[19:32] Nagi**
Can't have a freeloader
bringing animals home, can we?
**[19:36] Nagi**
Ow, ow, ow! I'll keep it a secret!
**[19:39] Sachi**
Here you go, Gloomie, eat up.
**[19:42] Nagi**
What kind of cat name is that?
**[19:44] Sachi**
Well, he's on his own all the time.
**[19:47] Sachi**
I'm all that Gloomie has.
**[19:53] Sachi**
Another cat?
**[19:55] Sachi**
I thought you were a loner!
You have a girlfriend?!
**[19:57] Nagi**
It's not even night and
you're acting all horny!
**[20:01] Nagi**
There he goes.
**[20:04] Sachi**
Hey, Onii...
**[20:08] Sachi**
What are you going to do
about getting married?
**[20:11] Nagi**
What's this about?
**[20:13] Sachi**
I mean...
**[20:15] Sachi**
You should give up on Hiro-san already.
**[20:18] Sachi**
You have Erika-onee.
**[20:21] Nagi**
That's none of your business.
**[20:23] Sachi**
Yes, it is!
**[20:25] Sachi**
It's going to decide who becomes my big sister.
**[20:27] Nagi**
What about you, then?
**[20:29] Sachi**
Why me?
**[20:31] Nagi**
Remember what you used to say?
**[20:33] Nagi**
"I hope for a prince on a white horse."
**[20:36] (Flashback) Sachi**
I'm here.
**[20:37] (Flashback) Nagi**
*You're* the prince?!
**[20:42] Sachi**
Maybe I'll get one!
**[20:44] Sachi**
You never know!
**[20:45] Sachi**
Besides, I might get married, too.
**[20:50] Nagi**
You plan on getting married?!
**[20:52] Sachi**
I told you, you never know.
**[20:55] Nagi**
In that case, why don't you stop meddling?
**[20:58] Nagi**
I'll decide what happens in my life.
**[21:00] Nagi**
It's my choice who I marry.
**[21:04] Sachi**
I told you, no!
**[21:08] Sachi**
I'm not getting married!
**[21:10] Sachi**
So you aren't getting married, either!
**[21:13] Nagi**
What?!
**[21:15] Nagi**
You're being completely incoherent!
**[21:19] Sachi**
Whatever, Onii.
**[21:20] Sachi**
You just need to focus on studying.
**[21:23] Erika**
We're home!
**[21:25] Sachi**
It's Erika-chan and Hiro-san.
**[21:26] Erika**
Oh, no! Oh, no!
**[21:26] Nagi**
They're home pretty early.
**[21:28] Sachi**
I wonder why.
**[21:29] Erika**
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
**[21:32] Erika**
There you are!
**[21:33] Erika**
You two, chill out!
**[21:35] Sachi**
Uh-huh...
**[21:36] Nagi**
No, you.
**[21:37] Sachi**
Hiro-chan's been abducted!
**[21:44] ---**
Umino-tei Diner
**[21:45] Ai**
Sniff, sniff.
**[21:47] Ai**
Sniff, sniff...
**[21:49] Ai**
This scent...
**[21:51] Ai**
I remember now!
**[21:52] Ai**
The katsudon lunch!
**[21:55] Ai**
It's been so long, Umino-tei!
**[21:58] Ai**
I haven't been here in a decade.
**[22:00] Ai**
I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing!
***SIGN*** Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
**[23:35] Hiro**
Onii confessed to you, didn't he?
# 2 - Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] ---**
Umino-tei Diner
**[00:00] Ai**
Sniff, sniff.
**[00:02] Ai**
Sniff, sniff.
**[00:04] Ai**
It's been so long!
**[00:06] Ai**
I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing!
**[00:10] Sachi**
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
**[00:12] Sachi**
There you are!
**[00:13] Sachi**
You two, chill out!
**[00:15] Sachi**
Hiro-chan's been abducted!
***SIGN*** Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
**[01:53] Erika**
Next up...
**[01:55] Erika**
It's a bit of a walk, but I want to
show you to one of my favorite shops.
**[01:58] (Flashback) Erika**
I'll pick out something
that'll look good on you.
**[02:02] (Flashback) Erika**
Huh?
**[02:04] (Flashback) Erika**
Wait...
**[02:05] (Flashback) Erika**
What is this?
**[02:08] (Flashback) Erika**
If you're going to abduct someone, take me!
**[02:11] (Flashback) Erika**
My dad can pay all the ransom money you want!
**[02:14] (Flashback) Hiro**
It's not like that, Erika-chan.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Hiro**
Sorry this is so sudden.
**[02:20] (Flashback) Hiro**
Thanks for everything.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Erika**
Wait, Hiro-chan!
**[02:26] (Flashback) Erika**
Hiro-chan's mom?
**[02:29] Nagi**
That's not an abduction, is it?
**[02:32] Erika**
It's not?
**[02:33] Nagi**
She wouldn't get abducted by her own parents.
**[02:36] Erika**
But they just came up to her
and stuffed her into the car.
**[02:39] Sachi**
They just came to bring home
a runaway. That's all.
**[02:42] Nagi**
I was under the impression that she was
here with her parents' permission.
**[02:46] Sachi**
It's pretty lonely now that
she's suddenly gone.
**[02:50] Sachi**
I wanted her to tutor me more, too.
**[02:53] Sachi**
There's no challenge anymore.
**[02:54] Nagi**
*Challenge?*
**[02:56] Sachi**
Come to think of it...
**[02:58] Sachi**
She did say she was running away
from home to avoid her fiancé.
**[03:03] Nagi**
So that's what that was.
**[03:05] Nagi**
Now all the pawns are in place.
**[03:07] Nagi**
This is a chance to turn it all around!
**[03:10] Sachi**
What are you talking about?
**[03:11] Erika**
You mean it's time for Hiro-chan
to meet her fiancé?
**[03:16] Erika**
So when she said...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Hiro**
Thanks for everything.
**[03:21] Erika**
She meant we aren't going to see her anymore?
**[03:24] Erika**
What do we do, Nagi-kun?
I won't stand for this!
**[03:27] Nagi**
I won't let that happen.
**[03:29] Nagi**
I'll see you later.
**[03:30] Erika**
Wait, Nagi-kun.
**[03:32] Erika**
What you're about to do is going
to change Hiro-chan's destiny.
**[03:38] Erika**
Are you still going?
**[03:43] Nagi**
There's no reason not to.
***SIGN*** Meguromyoujin
**[03:50] Nagi**
Okay, but now that I'm actually here...
**[03:54] Nagi**
*Relax.*
**[03:55] Nagi**
*We can talk it out.*
**[03:58] Nagi**
*Be polite.*
**[03:59] Nagi**
*Be earnest.*
**[04:01] Nagi**
I'm in love with Segawa-san!
**[04:04] Nagi**
Please reconsider the engagement!
**[04:07] Mother**
If you so insist...
**[04:09] Hiro**
Umino-kun...
**[04:11] Hiro**
I love you!
**[04:12] Nagi**
*That's it!*
**[04:16] Nagi**
Pardon me!
***SIGN*** Gifts
**[04:18] Man**
Sorry?
**[04:19] Nagi**
Wrong place.
**[04:21] Nagi**
Hello!
**[04:22] Woman**
May I help you?
***SIGN*** Diner
**[04:24] Nagi**
Segawa-san...
**[04:26] Nagi**
Where are you?
**[04:28] Nagi**
*Is this not the place?*
**[04:35] Nagi**
Wait, Segawa-san!
**[04:38] Hiro**
Umino-kun...
**[04:43] Hiro**
Why...
**[04:47] Hiro's Mom**
Let's go, Hiro.
**[04:51] Hiro**
Okay.
**[04:54] Nagi**
*I won't run away from fate.*
**[04:58] Nagi**
*Face it head-on!*
**[05:02] Nagi**
*Fate is yours to determine yourself!*
**[05:06] (Flashback) Hiro**
Umino-kun...
**[05:08] (Flashback) Hiro**
Could you please change my fate?
***SIGN*** National High School Entrance Prep Exam Results | English | Math
Overall 1st | Segawa Hiro
2nd | Umino Nagi
3rd | Eto Shunichi
4th | Nakamura Maki
**[05:19] (Flashback) Nagi**
I came in second?!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Nagi**
I've made first place in every exam
for the past fifteen years! How?!
**[05:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Segawa Hiro...
**[05:27] (Flashback) Nagi**
Who is this guy?
**[05:32] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm Segawa Hiro. I came from
Kakinokizaka Middle School.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Hiro**
Pleased to meet you all.
**[05:41] Nagi**
*She's a girl?!*
**[05:43] Nagi**
* I can't believe she'd come to*
* the same high school as me.*
**[05:47] Nagi**
* I'm taking first place in the*
* first midterm coming up!*
***SIGN*** Term 1 Midterm Exams
Year Ranking (overall)
***SIGN*** 2nd out of 242 Students
**[05:54] (Flashback) Girl 1**
Segawa-san was first again!
**[05:56] (Flashback) Girl 2**
Full marks in all five subjects. Holy crap!
**[05:59] (Flashback) Girl 3**
She's godly.
**[06:00] (Flashback) Girl 4**
Wow, I respect her so much.
**[06:03] Nagi**
*I've never felt so defeated.*
***SIGN*** Umino-tei Diner
***SIGN*** Magnetic
Reversi
**[06:09] Sachi**
Onii-chan, let's play.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Nagi**
I'm busy preparing for finals.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Sachi**
Finals?
***SIGN*** Study
**[06:16] (Flashback) Sachi**
We just had midterms.
**[06:19] (Flashback) Sachi**
You've done nothing but study
ever since you started high school.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Sachi**
Do you really want to become
even more of a loner?
**[06:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Shut up.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Sachi**
If you hate playing with me that much,
I'm never going to invite you again!
**[06:31] (Flashback) Sachi**
You suck, Onii!
**[06:33] Nagi**
*"Onii"?*
**[06:38] Nagi**
*I'm taking first place next time.*
***SIGN*** Term 1 Final Exams
Year Ranking (overall)
***SIGN*** 2nd out of 242 Students
**[06:45] Nagi**
*But why?!*
**[06:47] (Flashback) Mob**
She's next level.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Mob 2**
I heard she's the only one
who got that trick question right.
**[06:53] Nagi**
* And that's the trick question that*
* made me miss getting full marks.*
**[06:57] (Flashback) Mob 2**
Segawa-san's always alone, though, isn't she?
**[07:02] Nagi**
*It was the first time I'd met one of my own kind.*
**[07:06] (Flashback) Sachi**
No way.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Sachi**
She wouldn't want to be compared with you.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Nagi**
What?!
**[07:10] (Flashback) Sachi**
I doubt she even sees you as a rival.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Sachi**
Those kinds of people
aren't interested in others.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Sachi**
They're too busy thinking about themselves.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Sachi**
Ah, I guess you're the same in that sense.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Nagi**
I'm going to defeat her.
**[07:27] (Flashback) Sachi**
You seem like you're having fun
these days. I don't like it.
**[07:33] Nagi**
*Today's the post-break exam.*
**[07:35] Nagi**
* I studied six hours a day*
* for this during the summer.*
**[07:39] Nagi**
*I worked hard to hone my scholastic abilities!*
**[07:41] Nagi**
*I'm nothing like I was in the first term!*
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[07:56] (Flashback) Yohei**
That's from two days ago.
**[07:58] (Flashback) Nagi**
There's nothing my gut can't handle.
**[08:01] Nagi**
*It's that tonkatsu I ate this morning!*
**[08:04] Nagi**
*I totally underestimated it.*
**[08:06] Nagi**
*I'm going to be defeated again...*
**[08:09] Nagi**
* We've lived the same number of years and*
* went to school in the same environment.*
**[08:14] Nagi**
*Why can't I beat her?*
**[08:17] (Flashback) Nurse**
You can't, Segawa-san!
**[08:20] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm going back to class.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Nurse**
You have a fever of 39 degrees.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Nurse**
You ought to go home early.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm fine.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Hiro**
I have to take the exam.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Hiro**
I can't get first place otherwise.
***SIGN*** Post-Summer Exam Results
Overall 1st Segawa Hiro
2nd Honda Aiko
3rd Umino Nagi
**[08:33] Nagi**
*No wonder I keep losing.*
**[08:37] (Flashback) Nagi**
You took the exam with a fever.
**[08:40] (Flashback) Nagi**
I thought that was amazing.
**[08:43] (Flashback) Nagi**
That you must be putting in
incredible effort behind the scenes.
**[08:47] (Flashback) Hiro**
You knew?
**[08:48] Nagi**
*She talked!*
**[08:49] (Flashback) Hiro**
Yeah. At the nurse's office
on the day of the exam.
**[08:53] (Flashback) Hiro**
I was fighting a stomachache that day,
but I couldn't make it.
**[09:01] (Flashback) Hiro**
Please don't talk to me again.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Nagi**
Huh?
**[09:04] (Flashback) Hiro**
Don't talk to me again!
**[09:15] Nagi**
*I should probably apologize, right?*
**[09:18] Nagi**
*Yeah, I'll apologize.*
**[09:19] Nagi**
*She told me not to talk to her, though.*
**[09:22] (Flashback) Girl A**
What happened to her?
**[09:23] (Flashback) Guy A**
Holy crap.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Guy B**
She's godly.
**[09:28] Negi**
*From that day on, Segawa-san changed.*
**[09:31] Negi**
* I think that was the moment*
* I fell in love with her.*
**[09:35] (Flashback) Negi**
I don't get it.
**[09:51] Sachi**
Did someone call my name?
**[09:55] Ai**
Sachi-chan!
**[09:56] Ai**
Sachi-chan!
**[09:58] Ai**
Sachi-chan?
**[09:59] Ai**
Sachi-chan!
**[10:00] Sachi**
You're a ghost!
**[10:02] Ai**
Sachi-chan.
**[10:05] Sachi**
Ai-chan?
**[10:09] Hiro**
The bus is late.
**[10:11] Nagi**
It is.
**[10:13] Hiro**
What do we do now?
**[10:15] Negi**
I guess we go as far as we can.
**[10:18] Hiro**
Yeah.
**[10:20] Hiro**
What a surprise, though.
**[10:22] Hiro**
I thought you'd have more
than 1,000 yen on you.
**[10:25] Hiro**
Not that I have any on me, either.
**[10:26] Negi**
I'm sorry! I never thought
it'd turn out like this!
**[10:30] Negi**
*I can't believe I grabbed her hand and ran off.*
**[10:32] Negi**
*What have I done?*
**[10:35] Negi**
*I have no regrets, though.*
**[10:36] Hiro**
Anyway...
**[10:38] Hiro**
I sure am hungry.
**[10:42] Sachi**
When did you get back?
**[10:44] Sachi**
I had no idea.
**[10:46] Sachi**
You moved to China, didn't you?
**[10:48] Ai**
To Shenzhen in Guangdong Province.
**[10:50] Namie**
Welcome back, Ai-chan!
**[10:52] Namie**
You've grown so tall.
**[10:54] Yohei**
She's totally changed, huh?
**[10:57] Sachi**
Right? Especially her outfit.
**[11:00] Ai**
This is for work.
**[11:02] Namie**
What kind of work?
**[11:03] Ai**
That's a secret.
**[11:04] Sachi**
*She's already working?*
**[11:07] Yohei**
Ai-chan's always been mature.
**[11:10] Namie**
Here you are.
**[11:12] Namie**
Your favorite, katsudon.
**[11:15] Namie**
You used to have it all the time.
**[11:18] Namie**
You even paid with your own pocket money.
**[11:20] Ai**
I'm a regular.
**[11:23] Namie**
How are your mom and dad?
**[11:24] Ai**
About that...
**[11:27] Ai**
My family dissolved.
**[11:31] Yohei**
What do you mean by that?
**[11:33] Ai**
We lived in China for seven years.
**[11:36] Ai**
But my father went to Singapore
and my mother went to France.
**[11:39] Ai**
And I chose to live in Japan,
so our family decided to part ways.
**[11:47] Ai**
We had a difference in direction.
**[11:50] Namie**
You make it sound like a band breakup!
**[11:52] Sachi**
What kind of family does that?
**[11:53] Yohei**
I'm happy you're back, though, Ai-chan.
**[11:56] Yohei**
You used to play with our kids
when you were little.
**[12:00] Yohei**
And you're a big sister to Nagi,
being a year older.
**[12:03] Ai**
That's right.
**[12:05] Ai**
Speaking of Nagi-kun, how is he?
**[12:06] Namie**
Oh, get this!
**[12:15] Hiro**
Yum!
**[12:17] Hiro**
It's important to have a full stomach, huh?
**[12:19] Nagi**
Right?
**[12:21] Nagi**
* We don't even have enough*
* for bus fare for two, though...*
**[12:24] Hiro**
Here.
**[12:25] Hiro**
The rest is yours.
**[12:27] Hiro**
You can finish it.
**[12:30] Nagi**
I'm fine with just the fries!
**[12:32] Hiro**
That's not enough.
**[12:34] Hiro**
We don't know when we'll
come across any food next.
**[12:37] Nagi**
*But this is her leftovers, which means...*
**[12:39] Nagi**
*It's an indirect kiss with Segawa-san!*
**[12:41] Nagi**
*I eat it!*
**[12:43] Nagi**
*I drink it!*
**[12:46] Hiro**
You're really digging in, Umino-kun.
**[12:48] Nagi**
Well, yeah, it's a celebration.
**[12:50] Hiro**
A celebration?
***SIGN*** Amano Erika
Nagi-kun, where are you??
**[12:54] Nagi**
*I might have to rely on Amano-san right now.*
**[12:57] Hiro**
The truth is...
**[12:58] Hiro**
I was thinking you might come help me again.
**[13:08] Nagi**
Segawa-san...
**[13:10] Nagi**
You remember what happened that day?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Hiro**
Don't talk to me again!
**[13:17] Nagi**
Yup.
**[13:18] Nagi**
I remember.
**[13:19] Hiro**
So, then... is it because of me that you changed?
**[13:27] Hiro**
Do you ever wonder why I feel
like I need to be at the top?
**[13:32] Nagi**
Well...
**[13:34] Hiro**
To lose my fiancé.
**[13:37] Nagi**
To lose him?
**[13:38] Hiro**
I love our shrine.
**[13:41] Hiro**
It has a 1,300-year history.
**[13:44] Hiro**
It's tough finding someone to succeed it.
**[13:46] Hiro**
For as long as I can remember,
I was told that I was engaged.
**[13:52] Hiro**
And I just hated it.
**[13:53] Nagi**
I get it.
**[13:55] Hiro**
I don't need to be engaged.
**[13:57] Hiro**
I can protect the shrine myself.
**[14:00] Hiro**
For that, I needed to keep getting first place
and show my parents what I was made of.
**[14:05] Nagi**
*She's so badass.*
**[14:09] Hiro**
And yet, you showed up.
**[14:14] Hiro**
There's another reason I want
to be in first place at school.
**[14:18] Hiro**
I didn't want anyone to come
near me, since I have a fiancé.
**[14:23] Nagi**
Uh-huh...
**[14:24] Nagi**
* Yet here I am, getting close*
* to her despite being engaged.*
**[14:28] Hiro**
We'd have to say goodbye someday.
**[14:31] Hiro**
I wouldn't be able to bear that.
**[14:35] Nagi**
I had no idea you were so prone to loneliness.
**[14:38] Hiro**
Really?
**[14:40] Hiro**
I'm not.
**[14:42] Nagi**
*So cute!*
**[14:44] Nagi**
So the reason you changed back then was...
**[14:49] Hiro**
To ward off people like you.
**[14:54] Hiro**
So I made up my mind.
**[14:56] Hiro**
You wouldn't leave me alone if I was
number one at only one thing,
**[14:59] Hiro**
so I'd be number one in fashion,
sports, and friendships, too.
**[15:03] Hiro**
I'd put myself so far ahead
that no one could come near me.
**[15:08] Nagi**
*That's what it was?!*
**[15:10] Nagi**
*It was all to get away from me?*
**[15:13] Hiro**
But that ended up drawing people closer to me.
**[15:17] Hiro**
And I realized I liked that, too.
**[15:20] Hiro**
I started liking school.
**[15:22] Hiro**
Not to mention...
**[15:24] (Flashback) Nagi**
I'm taking you down in the next exam!
**[15:26] Hiro**
You came to me anyway.
**[15:29] Hiro**
Maybe that means...
**[15:31] (Flashback) Hiro**
Don't talk to me again!
**[15:35] Hiro**
...my fate had already changed that day.
**[15:40] Nagi**
You mean...
**[15:46] Erika**
You there! No living your youth!
**[15:49] Erika**
I am the romance police!
**[15:51] Hiro**
Erika-chan? Why?
**[15:53] Nagi**
You noticed my message?
**[15:55] Erika**
Just come with me.
**[15:57] Erika**
Come on!
**[15:59] Ai**
Swapped at birth and engaged?
**[16:01] Namie**
That's why he doesn't live here right now.
**[16:04] Ai**
I see.
**[16:05] Namie**
Isn't that a shock?
**[16:07] Yohei**
Who would have thought, right?
**[16:10] Ai**
Nothing's impossible in this world.
**[16:13] Ai**
That's what I believe.
**[16:15] Namie**
That's true!
**[16:16] Yohei**
Y'ain't wrong!
**[16:18] Sachi**
*That isn't a shock to them?*
**[16:30] Erika**
I am his fiancée.
**[16:34] Erika**
I apologize for my fiancé's behavior.
**[16:41] Erika**
Nagi-kun's normally a stubborn worrywart.
**[16:46] Erika**
But sometimes he exhibits an
excessive degree of initiative.
**[16:51] Erika**
It's incredibly difficult.
**[16:55] Hiro**
*Umino-kun's shrinking.*
**[16:57] Hiro's Mom**
You have to think about those around you.
**[17:00] Nagi**
*Dead.*
**[17:02] Hiro's Mom**
To think you two were engaged, though...
**[17:06] Hiro's Mom**
You didn't seem like it the last
time Hiro brought you over.
**[17:10] Hiro**
I didn't know anything about
their relationship at the time!
**[17:16] Erika**
It's true, though.
**[17:17] Erika**
We don't tell anyone at school.
**[17:20] Erika**
Besides, it was my parents who chose
who I was going to marry, so I was resisting.
**[17:26] Hiro's Mom**
Oh, it was?
**[17:28] Hiro**
Erika-chan...
**[17:29] Erika**
I was so upset at first, I wouldn't
talk to my dad or even my fiancé.
**[17:35] Erika**
But I realized that wasn't right.
**[17:39] Erika**
I wasn't resisting.
**[17:42] Erika**
I was just running away.
**[17:46] Erika**
I wasn't even facing the issue
of my engagement.
**[17:53] Hiro's Mom**
Hiro is my precious only daughter,
but she's also the successor of this shrine.
**[17:58] Hiro's Mom**
It's only natural that I'd be so strict,
so that she'd understand.
**[18:04] Nagi**
*Makes sense.*
**[18:06] Hiro's Mom**
But that's because I want her to be happy.
**[18:11] Hiro's Mom**
The two of us need to talk
it through more, too, huh?
**[18:17] Hiro**
Mom...
**[18:20] Hiro's Mom**
I apologize for the trouble we caused.
**[18:28] Hiro**
Thanks a lot for today.
**[18:30] Hiro**
You helped me realize I was just running away.
**[18:34] Erika**
I thought it was a bit sassy of me
to talk to your mom like that,
**[18:38] Erika**
but I'm glad I could be of use.
**[18:40] Erika**
Unlike a certain someone.
**[18:44] Hiro**
Erika-chan.
**[18:46] Hiro**
I'm glad you're here.
**[18:48] Hiro**
Thanks.
**[18:50] Hiro**
Let's go shopping again.
**[18:54] Erika**
Yeah.
**[18:56] Nagi**
*This is so awkward.*
**[18:58] Hiro**
You, too, Umino-kun.
**[19:00] Nagi**
All I did was make a mess.
**[19:03] Erika**
True.
**[19:08] Nagi**
That's so annoying. What's wrong with you?
**[19:11] Nagi**
I feel so stupid.
**[19:13] Nagi**
I kind of tried to elope,
**[19:15] Nagi**
but then my fiancée saved the day,
and her mom had to apologize.
**[19:19] Erika**
That's not true.
**[19:22] Erika**
You're so strong, Nagi-kun.
**[19:24] Erika**
If I were you, I would have
died of embarrassment.
**[19:35] Erika**
You did good today.
***SIGN*** Relaxing
***SIGN*** Corn Potage
**[19:39] Nagi**
*Hot corn soup in the middle of the summer?*
**[19:43] Nagi**
*It's actually not bad, though.*
**[19:45] Erika**
Nothing beats a freezing-cold cola!
**[19:49] Nagi**
You got cola for yourself?
**[19:51] Erika**
It says it's relaxing, so...
**[19:55] Nagi**
It took until today for me to realize...
**[19:58] Nagi**
I wasn't even thinking about it, but I was
relying on you as soon as I was in trouble.
**[20:04] Nagi**
I don't think I could have recovered
if I were on my own now, either.
**[20:08] Nagi**
So, well...
**[20:09] Erika**
Now you get it.
**[20:12] Erika**
You're hopeless without me.
**[20:17] Nagi**
Don't boast.
**[20:22] Sachi**
You want to go to Onii's place?
**[20:24] Ai**
I'll just visit to say hi.
**[20:27] Sachi**
Sounds good.
**[20:28] Sachi**
Not that it's my place.
**[20:30] Sachi**
Great.
**[20:31] Sachi**
*I want to see how Onii reacts, too.*
**[20:34] Sachi**
Come to think of it, Onii confessed
to you seven years ago, didn't he?
**[20:42] (Flashback) Sachi**
Can I give you my answer to your
confession the next time we meet?
**[20:51] Sachi**
That was hilarious.
**[20:53] Sachi**
An elementary school kid asking someone out.
**[20:55] Ai**
Yes.
**[20:57] Ai**
I have some thoughts about that.
**[21:00] Sachi**
*She remembered?*
**[21:05] Erika**
Nagi-kun's childhood friend?
**[21:08] Sachi**
Yeah. She said she wants to see Onii.
**[21:11] Erika**
You had one?!
**[21:12] Nagi**
Ai-chan?
**[21:15] Ai**
Nagi-kun.
**[21:16] Ai**
No, Nagi-chan!
**[21:19] Ai**
You've grown up exactly as I thought you would.
**[21:21] Erika**
"Nagi-chan"?!
**[21:23] Nagi**
Why are you here?!
**[21:24] Ai**
I'm here to give you my answer.
**[21:27] Ai**
You confessed to me the day
I moved away, remember?
**[21:31] Nagi**
Yeah, but that was a long time ago...
**[21:34] Erika**
Jeez, Nagi-kun's hitting on everyone!
**[21:36] Nagi**
It's not like that!
**[21:38] Ai**
I'll give you my answer.
**[21:39] Nagi**
It's fine!
**[21:40] Nagi**
That was so long ago.
You can forget about it.
**[21:42] Ai**
But...
**[21:44] Ai**
there's a reason I came back to Japan.
**[21:50] Ai**
I've come back to marry you!
**[21:57] Nagi**
Marry me?!
**[21:59] Ai**
Whew, I finally said it.
**[22:02] Ai**
That's a weight off my shoulders.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred
**[23:35] Ai**
"That, but Times A Hundred."
# 3 - That, but Times A Hundred
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] Ai**
There's a reason I came back to Japan.
**[00:05] Ai**
I've come back to marry you!
**[00:13] Nagi**
Marry me?!
**[00:14] Ai**
Whew, I finally said it.
**[00:17] Ai**
That's a weight off my shoulders.
**[01:52] Nagi**
You came back to marry me?
***SIGN*** Episode 3: That, but Times A Hundred
**[01:56] Ai**
Yes.
**[02:00] (Flashback) Ai**
Can I give you my answer to your
confession the next time we meet?
**[02:05] Nagi**
Don't you think that's a bit of a leap?!
**[02:07] Erika**
True.
**[02:08] Sachi**
How did it come to that?!
**[02:11] Ai**
I've told you what I wanted to tell you.
**[02:13] Ai**
I'm satisfied.
**[02:16] Ai**
Well, I'll be going home now.
**[02:22] Erika**
What was that about?
**[02:24] Nagi**
So, basically...
**[02:25] Nagi**
she thought about it for seven years
and came to the decision to marry me?
**[02:31] Nagi**
She hasn't changed.
**[02:33] Nagi**
That's Ai-chan for you.
**[02:35] Erika**
What do you mean by that?
**[02:37] Nagi**
I guess I'll have to reply, then.
**[02:39] Erika**
You're going after her?!
**[02:41] Nagi**
Umino family wisdom:
repay sincerity with sincerity.
**[02:47] Nagi**
Wait, Ai-chan!
**[02:50] Ai**
Nagi-chan.
**[02:54] Nagi**
I wanted to give you my answer, too.
**[02:57] Nagi**
Thanks.
**[02:58] Nagi**
For remembering for seven whole years.
**[03:03] Nagi**
But I'm sorry.
**[03:05] Nagi**
There's someone I'm in love with right now.
**[03:09] Nagi**
In fact, I'm engaged to another person,
and I also have an unrelated sister.
**[03:18] Ai**
I see.
**[03:20] Ai**
Understood.
**[03:22] Nagi**
Huh?
**[03:23] Nagi**
Wait, wait!
**[03:24] Nagi**
After you had feelings for me for seven years
and even considered marrying me?!
**[03:31] Ai**
It was unexpected, but it isn't a problem.
**[03:36] Nagi**
Okay.
**[03:38] Nagi**
* Come to think of it,*
* Ai-chan's always been this way.*
**[03:43] Nagi**
*Maybe that's what I liked about her.*
**[03:46] Ai**
And so...
**[03:50] Ai**
I'm going to change gears now.
**[03:53] Nagi**
O-Okay.
**[03:55] Nagi**
*What's that supposed to mean?*
**[03:59] Ai**
Would you please walk me home?
**[04:03] Nagi**
*I get it.*
**[04:05] Nagi**
* She wants us to continue*
* being childhood friends.*
**[04:08] Nagi**
Sure thing.
**[04:12] Nagi**
Wait up!
**[04:13] Nagi**
Why are you in such a hurry?
**[04:16] Ai**
Because I'm shy about walking home with you.
**[04:24] Nagi**
*I don't get it.*
**[04:26] Ai**
I understand.
**[04:27] Nagi**
I don't!
**[04:29] Ai**
Let's do this.
**[04:32] Ai**
Gaze into my eyes.
**[04:45] Ai**
Please don't look at me!
**[04:47] Ai**
My heart's racing!
**[04:49] Nagi**
You told me to!
**[04:51] Ai**
Your gaze is too intense
now that you've grown up.
**[04:56] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[04:58] Nagi**
*Wait, something's not right.*
**[05:00] Ai**
Okay, final mission.
**[05:04] Ai**
Let's go to that old,
nostalgic snack shop together.
**[05:09] Nagi**
It's been so long!
***SIGN*** Snacks
Kimura Shouten
***SIGN*** Cigarettes
**[05:11] Nagi**
We used to go together all the time.
**[05:13] Ai**
We did.
**[05:15] Ai**
But going there with you makes it feel
like a date. It's making me nervous.
**[05:20] Nagi**
You were the one who invited me.
**[05:27] Ai**
It's turned into a convenience store...
**[05:29] Nagi**
When did that happen?
**[05:35] Ai**
Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
**[05:38] Ai**
My beloved superball.
**[05:41] Nagi**
Oh, yeah.
**[05:42] Nagi**
The top prize in the drawing
you were trying to win.
***SIGN*** GOGO! 100+10 bonus
Superball
***SIGN*** Snacks
Kimura Shouten
**[05:48] (Flashback) Nagi**
"My beloved"?
**[05:50] (Flashback) Ai**
It means something you love very much.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm going to put my life on
the line to get that superball.
***SIGN*** 5th
**[06:02] (Flashback) Nagi**
You lost again.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Ai**
I won't give up.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Ai**
I'll try again tomorrow.
***SIGN*** 3rd
**[06:13] (Flashback) Nagi**
Too bad.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Ai**
You'd think, statistically,
I'd have won by now.
**[06:22] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm out of this month's allowance.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Ai**
I'll come back next week.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Sure.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Nagi**
It's gone!
**[06:31] (Flashback) Shop**
Someone won that first prize yesterday.
**[06:36] (Flashback) Ai**
I see.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Nagi**
Nothing you can do about it.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Nagi**
Drawings are all about luck.
**[06:43] (Flashback) Ai**
It's no problem.
**[06:47] (Flashback) Ai**
I've given up.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Nagi**
Don't cry, Ai-chan!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm not crying.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Nagi**
You are!
**[06:59] Nagi**
I remember that.
**[07:03] Ai**
Do you get what I'm trying to say, though?
**[07:07] Ai**
I pursued the superball for a month, perhaps.
**[07:12] Ai**
But it's been seven years this time.
**[07:15] Ai**
And more than anything,
I'm not the same person I was before.
**[07:21] Ai**
I'm going to make you mine this time,
**[07:25] Ai**
my beloved Nagi-chan.
**[07:30] Nagi**
*That's what you meant by "change gears"?!*
**[07:43] Yohei**
What's up, Nagi?
**[07:45] Yohei**
You haven't been back home in a while.
**[07:47] Yohei**
Aren't you gonna eat?
**[07:49] Nagi**
Yeah... nah.
**[07:51] Yohei**
How'd it go meeting Ai-chan
for the first time in a while?
**[07:55] Nagi**
About that...
**[07:58] Nagi**
It turns out the reason Ai-chan
came back to Japan was to marry me.
**[08:03] Yohei**
Is that what Ai-chan said?
**[08:06] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[08:17] Nagi**
*What?*
**[08:20] Yohei**
Here it comes!
**[08:27] Nagi**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[08:29] Yohei**
You little...
**[08:31] Yohei**
You're already engaged.
**[08:33] Yohei**
What scum you are!
**[08:35] Nagi**
No, you've got the wrong idea!
**[08:37] Yohei**
Don't talk back to me!
**[08:39] Yohei**
Let your fist do the talking!
**[08:41] Nagi**
I'm not talking back!
**[08:42] Nagi**
I'm explaining!
**[08:48] Yohei**
Looks like all that studying
made you lose your edge.
***SIGN*** Neighborhood Bulletin
**[08:59] Namie**
Hey.
**[09:04] Namie**
What's going on here?
**[09:10] Namie**
I understand the situation.
**[09:12] Namie**
Now, put everything back to how it was.
**[09:14] Nagi**
Umino family wisdom!
**[09:15] Yohei**
Do as Mom says!
**[09:18] Namie**
Oh, also, Nagi...
**[09:21] Namie**
I don't remember raising you to be
someone who makes people cry.
**[09:30] Nagi**
*Right.*
**[09:31] Nagi**
*I couldn't do anything that day.*
**[09:34] Nagi**
*But I have to confront it head-on this time.*
**[09:39] Nagi**
I know.
**[09:43] Nagi**
*But now that she mentions it...*
**[09:46] Nagi**
*There's four?*
**[09:50] Hiro**
*Umino-kun.*
**[09:51] Erika**
*Nagi-kun.*
**[09:52] Sachi**
*Onii.*
**[09:53] Ai**
*Nagi-chan!*
**[09:55] Nagi**
*Am I actually...*
**[09:57] Nagi**
*in my prime?!*
**[09:58] Nagi**
*Not that I'm popular or anything, but...*
**[10:00] Yohei**
Speaking of which, Nagi...
**[10:02] Yohei**
It seems I got ahead of myself this time.
**[10:06] Yohei**
Sorry for picking a fight with you.
**[10:09] Nagi**
You always do.
**[10:11] Yohei**
Tee-hee.
**[10:13] Namie**
Nagi!
**[10:14] Namie**
Lend me a hand for once!
**[10:17] Nagi**
I'm home.
**[10:18] Erika**
You were out awfully late.
**[10:21] Nagi**
I stopped by my parents' place.
**[10:22] Erika**
Wait.
**[10:25] Erika**
I need to talk to you.
**[10:33] Nagi**
What was that for?!
**[10:37] Erika**
You're the worst, Nagi-kun.
**[10:39] Erika**
You're in love with Hiro-chan,
but you're marrying Ai-chan?
**[10:42] Erika**
What's wrong with you?
**[10:47] Erika**
I can't believe I'm engaged to a serial
womanizer and marital fraudster.
**[10:54] Erika**
Don't just sit there! Say something!
**[10:59] Erika**
I'm so very sorry.
***SIGN*** Towels
***SIGN*** Towels
**[11:07] Nagi**
Fold them.
**[11:11] Erika**
Ai-chan was someone you liked?
**[11:13] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[11:14] Erika**
So you hate her now?
**[11:16] Erika**
Or are you in love with both her and Hiro-chan?
**[11:22] Nagi**
Hang on, have you never loved anyone?
**[11:27] Erika**
Of course I have!
**[11:29] Erika**
Mom, Dad, Sachi-chan...
**[11:31] Erika**
I love all of them.
**[11:32] Erika**
You're whatever, though.
**[11:34] Nagi**
You're hopeless.
**[11:36] Erika**
What's your problem?
**[11:38] Nagi**
You've been alive for seventeen years
and you've never been in love.
**[11:45] Erika**
What do you expect?
**[11:47] Erika**
I went to an all-girls school.
**[11:49] Erika**
And I've only ever talked
to important old guys.
**[11:53] Erika**
What's it like?
**[11:55] Erika**
Being in love?
**[12:00] Nagi**
Who asks their fiancé that?
**[12:03] Erika**
Just tell me!
**[12:07] Nagi**
When do you feel happiest?
**[12:11] Erika**
When I'm eating something good.
**[12:14] Erika**
When I find cute clothes.
**[12:16] Erika**
When I get lots of likes.
**[12:20] Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[12:26] Erika**
That's such a grade school analogy.
**[12:28] Nagi**
I explained in a way you would understand.
**[12:33] Nagi**
Also...
**[12:36] Nagi**
You've never folded towels before, have you?
**[12:38] Erika**
But this is how I see bath towels folded.
**[12:40] Nagi**
In a hotel, maybe!
**[12:43] Erika**
I have an idea!
**[12:46] Nagi**
You aren't done folding!
**[12:51] Erika**
It's pretty.
**[12:52] Nagi**
Why fireworks?
**[12:54] Erika**
We bought them when Hiro-chan was over
so we could all play with them together.
**[12:58] Nagi**
What?!
**[13:00] Hiro**
Umino-kun. Look, look!
**[13:03] Nagi**
I missed out!
**[13:05] Erika**
You're weird, though.
**[13:07] Nagi**
And now I'm being dissed!
**[13:09] Erika**
Hiro-chan and Ai-chan are nothing alike.
**[13:13] Erika**
Yet you fell in love with them.
**[13:15] Nagi**
Past crushes and current crushes are different.
**[13:18] Erika**
Tell me more, please.
**[13:20] Nagi**
Ai-chan was because she was my
neighbor and we had fun hanging out.
**[13:24] Nagi**
Segawa-san is a rival from school.
**[13:28] Erika**
I get it now!
**[13:29] Nagi**
Get what?
**[13:30] Erika**
You fall in love with anyone who talks to you!
**[13:34] Nagi**
I'm not that eas—I can't deny it, but still!
**[13:39] Nagi**
How am I having this conversation
with my fiancée?
**[13:44] Erika**
Wait... Doesn't that mean...
**[13:54] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[13:55] Erika**
...you might fall in love with me in the future?
***SIGN*** Big Fireworks
**[14:02] Nagi**
What?! Of course not—
**[14:07] Nagi**
necessarily, I guess.
**[14:11] Nagi**
We're out of fireworks.
**[14:13] Erika**
You clean all this up, Nagi-kun.
**[14:15] Nagi**
Me?!
**[14:17] Sachi**
Does that mean Onii might
fall in love with me, too?
**[14:24] Erika**
*Someone you love, huh?*
**[14:27] Erika**
*Being in love must make people happy.*
**[14:32] Erika**
* I wonder how I'm going to*
* feel when I meet Onii-chan.*
**[14:37] (Flashback) Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[14:41] Erika**
Why Nagi-kun?!
**[14:44] Erika**
* When I'm having fun with Nagi-kun,*
* does that mean I'm happy?*
**[14:49] Erika**
*Doesn't that mean...*
**[15:03] Erika**
Wait, wait.
**[15:05] Erika**
Fun equals happiness?
**[15:07] Erika**
That isn't always true, is it?
**[15:10] Erika**
Yeah, that's it!
**[15:12] Sachi**
Erika-onee.
**[15:15] Sachi**
I'm going to borrow your outfit.
**[15:17] Sachi**
What do you think?
**[15:18] Erika**
World's cutest!
**[15:22] Sachi**
Okay, see you.
**[15:24] Nagi**
Where are you headed?
**[15:26] Erika**
All dressed up, too.
**[15:28] Sachi**
A guy from class asked me out.
**[15:33] Erika**
Cool.
**[15:37] Nagi/Erika**
*What?!*
**[15:39] Sachi**
Matsuda-kun.
**[15:41] Matsuda**
Umino-san.
**[15:43] Sachi**
Sorry I'm a bit late.
**[15:45] Matsuda**
I-It's cool.
**[15:46] Nagi**
Wh-Wh-What is this?!
**[15:49] Erika**
That's a confession.
**[15:51] Nagi**
Why are you here?
**[15:53] Erika**
Why are *you* here?!
**[15:54] Nagi**
Because, as her big brother,
I can't let anything happen to her!
**[15:58] Erika**
I'm here as her big sister!
**[16:02] Matsuda**
What's wrong?
**[16:04] Sachi**
Nothing. I guess I was just imagining things.
**[16:12] Erika**
H-Hey...
**[16:14] Nagi**
Shh.
**[16:15] Erika**
Don't cling to me like that.
**[16:17] Nagi**
Deal with it. Sachi's going to notice us.
**[16:20] (Flashback) Nagi**
Like that, but times a hundred.
**[16:27] Nagi**
Are they gone?
**[16:29] Erika**
Nagi-kun, this way!
**[16:34] Erika**
The perfect disguise!
**[16:36] Nagi**
We're so flashy. Are you sure
we aren't going to stand out?
**[16:40] Erika**
What matters is that
she doesn't notice it's us.
**[16:44] Erika**
Besides...
**[16:46] Erika**
We won't have to hide in cramped spaces now.
**[16:50] Nagi**
*Why is she angry?*
**[16:53] Matsuda**
Here you are.
**[16:55] Sachi**
It's the popular one!
**[16:57] Sachi**
Thanks!
**[17:04] Nagi**
Damn it, Sachi...
**[17:05] Nagi**
You're letting him seduce you with *that*?!
**[17:07] Erika**
He might turn out to be her type.
**[17:10] Nagi**
No way.
**[17:12] Erika**
Also, are you sure you aren't jealous?
**[17:14] Nagi**
I'm just worried for her.
**[17:16] Nagi**
As her big brother.
**[17:18] Nagi**
I think.
**[17:19] Erika**
Don't you think you're a bit
too attached to your sister?
**[17:23] Nagi**
Let's go!
**[17:29] Nagi**
It's looking pretty romantic all of a sudden.
**[17:32] Erika**
Oh, to be young!
**[17:34] Nagi**
That's definitely a rejection.
**[17:39] Erika**
Professional womanizer.
**[17:41] Erika**
Of course you'd know.
**[17:42] Nagi**
Stop calling me that.
**[17:46] Sachi**
What are you two doing?
**[17:49] Sachi**
I know you're there.
**[17:51] Erika**
That's weird.
**[17:53] Nagi**
We just happened to pass by.
**[17:55] Sachi**
Even though you followed me the whole time?
**[17:57] Erika**
Busted.
**[17:58] Nagi**
You're in middle school!
You shouldn't be wandering around at night!
**[18:01] Nagi**
It's past six!
**[18:03] Nagi**
Besides, he was confessing to you, wasn't he?
**[18:06] Nagi**
Should you be out on dates
with entrance exams coming up?
**[18:08] Sachi**
That's the point.
**[18:10] Sachi**
Matsuda-kun's the smartest guy I know.
**[18:13] Sachi**
So I decided to go out with him.
**[18:17] Nagi**
You're going out with him?!
**[18:19] Nagi**
Do you understand what that entails?
**[18:21] Sachi**
Does it bother you that I'm
going out with someone?
**[18:26] Nagi**
What are you talking about?
**[18:28] Nagi**
You're my sister!
**[18:30] Sachi**
I'm going home.
**[18:33] Erika**
Wait, Sachi-chan!
**[18:36] Nagi**
*Is it bothering me?*
**[18:41] Nagi**
*There's no way!*
**[18:43] Hiro**
Look out!
**[18:46] Hiro**
It's a red light!
**[18:48] Nagi**
Sorry—
**[18:52] Hiro**
Umino-kun?!
**[18:54] Nagi**
Segawa-san?!
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[18:56] Hiro**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* conscience directives out of control*
**[19:00] Hiro**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* cannot shut down process Soul*
**[19:03] Hiro**
*Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom*
**[19:06] Hiro**
*Bzzt bzzt*
**[19:08] Nagi**
You're so awesome!
**[19:11] Nagi**
I never knew you could sing, too.
**[19:13] Hiro**
I love this song, "Arc Fault."
**[19:17] Nagi**
"Arc Fault" one more time, then!
**[19:18] Hiro**
Me again?
**[19:21] Nagi**
So you've postponed meeting with your fiancé?
**[19:24] Hiro**
We decided to wait until after summer break.
**[19:28] Nagi**
Are you satisfied with that?
**[19:30] Hiro**
I can't keep running forever.
**[19:33] Hiro**
Besides, he might turn out to be a good person.
**[19:36] Nagi**
Sure, but...
**[19:38] Hiro**
What about you, Umino-kun?
**[19:39] Nagi**
I'm...
**[19:41] Hiro**
Sachi-chan found a boyfriend?!
**[19:44] Hiro**
And she asked if it bothers you?
**[19:50] Hiro**
She's definitely testing you.
**[19:52] Nagi**
Testing?
**[19:53] Hiro**
So that's the big question.
**[19:54] Hiro**
Does it bother you?
**[19:57] Nagi**
I don't know.
**[19:59] Hiro**
That definitely means it's bothering you.
**[20:02] Nagi**
It does?!
**[20:04] Hiro**
I mean, your precious sister
found a boyfriend and seems happy.
**[20:08] Hiro**
You ought to be happy, shouldn't you?
**[20:12] Nagi**
It's weird, though. I'm not happy, exactly.
**[20:16] Hiro**
And I must ask.
**[20:18] Hiro**
Do you see Sachi-chan as an attractive girl?
**[20:22] Hiro**
Or is she just your adorable kid sister?
**[20:26] Hiro**
She's your sister, but she isn't.
**[20:29] Hiro**
Isn't that correct?
**[20:32] Hiro**
What is your conclusion?
**[20:35] Nagi**
I have to prepare for dinner!
I'll be leaving now!
**[20:41] Nagi**
Sorry!
**[20:45] Hiro**
Umino-kun sure is cute when he's flustered.
**[20:54] Nagi**
*I'm just gonna go to bed.*
**[20:57] Erika**
You're already that close?!
**[21:00] Sachi**
I guess.
**[21:01] Sachi**
He hugged me really hard,
and then he pushed me down.
**[21:05] Erika**
What?! He's an animal!
**[21:07] Nagi**
Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[21:11] Nagi**
You just started dating!
**[21:13] Sachi**
Huh?
**[21:14] Nagi**
Shut it!
**[21:15] Nagi**
I absolutely can't stand you
going out with someone like that!
**[21:22] Sachi**
I was talking about Erika-chan's
dog back at her place.
**[21:27] Erika**
I've been asking her to feed them sometimes.
**[21:30] Sachi**
What the heck, Onii?
**[21:31] Sachi**
You're so desperate. Gross.
**[21:33] Nagi**
You weren't talking about your boyfriend?!
**[21:36] Sachi**
Oh, I lied.
**[21:38] Sachi**
I turned him down
thoughtfully and sincerely.
**[21:41] Nagi**
What?! Why did you say you're
going out with him, then?
**[21:44] Sachi**
I was testing you because you're so annoying.
**[21:47] Sachi**
Blep.
**[21:47] Nagi**
Testing?!
**[21:56] Nagi**
*Kill me.*
**[21:57] Erika**
Hey, Nagi-kun, what about dinner?!
**[22:01] Sachi**
*So it* did *bother him.*
***SIGN*** Episode 4: I See You're All Together
**[23:36] Ai**
"I See You're All Together."
# 4 - I See You're All Together
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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***SIGN*** Episode 4: I See You're All Together
**[01:36] Erika**
Crap, it's noon already.
**[01:43] Ai**
Good morning.
**[01:45] Erika**
Ai-chan?!
**[01:49] Erika**
Mm... Where's the shampoo?
**[01:53] Ai**
To your right.
**[02:04] Ai**
The blue one suits you better.
**[02:12] Ai**
So you like to pop the yolk.
**[02:16] Erika**
What's your deal?!
**[02:22] Erika**
You want to challenge me?
**[02:24] Ai**
Yes.
**[02:25] Erika**
What's going on here?
**[02:27] Nagi**
How should I know?
**[02:28] Sachi**
She randomly showed up this morning.
**[02:31] Ai**
Long story short,
I'm going to be marrying Nagi-chan.
**[02:35] Nagi**
You are?!
**[02:36] Sachi**
I never heard about this.
**[02:37] Erika**
This is so out of the blue. I'm so confused.
**[02:40] Ai**
Well, I'm Nagi-chan's childhood friend.
**[02:45] Ai**
I can't have him being engaged.
**[02:47] Ai**
Therefore, if I win,
I will ask you to leave Nagi-chan.
**[02:55] Nagi**
Uh... It was our parents that
decided we'd be engaged.
**[03:00] Nagi**
It wasn't what we wanted.
**[03:02] Erika**
All right. I accept your challenge.
**[03:08] Nagi**
Amano-san?!
**[03:09] Nagi**
Do you mean you and I are...
**[03:11] Erika**
This isn't about you.
**[03:13] Erika**
I'm just tired of being followed around!
**[03:16] Erika**
If I win, you will never
come near this house again.
**[03:19] Ai**
Understood.
**[03:21] Nagi**
Erm, may I?
**[03:26] Ai**
A darts duel?
**[03:28] Erika**
Yup. We can't exactly start
wailing on each other, right?
**[03:31] Ai**
Right. It would affect my work.
**[03:34] Ai**
This'll be a good opportunity
to get to know each other.
**[03:38] Ai**
Allow me.
**[03:39] Erika**
Okay, first off...
**[03:41] Erika**
What is your work, then, Ai-chan?
**[03:42] Nagi**
What is this, baseball?!
**[03:44] Nagi**
And she's a southpaw?!
**[03:49] Ai**
I sing. Online.
**[03:53] Sachi**
I don't even know where to begin.
**[03:55] Erika**
Oh, really?
**[03:57] Erika**
I post photos, too.
**[04:00] Sachi**
Second pitch.
**[04:01] Erika**
So are you going to be transferring
to our school after summer break?
**[04:08] Ai**
I won't.
**[04:09] Ai**
I entered college when I was thirteen.
**[04:12] Ai**
I've already graduated.
**[04:14] Erika**
Is that even a thing?!
**[04:16] Ai**
It's not uncommon overseas.
**[04:18] Nagi**
Right, you did say something about
being invited to some amazing institute.
**[04:24] Sachi**
I should ask her to help me with studying.
**[04:27] Ai**
Third pitch.
**[04:28] Erika**
Okay... What do you like so much about
Nagi-kun that made you want to marry him?
**[04:36] Sachi**
She missed!
**[04:40] Ai**
Go ahead.
**[04:41] Erika**
You aren't answering?!
**[04:43] Ai**
I missed, after all.
**[04:45] Erika**
What kind of rule is that?
**[04:49] Erika**
Here I go.
**[04:51] Nagi**
She's securing her elbow!
**[04:53] Sachi**
Something's about to happen.
**[04:55] Ai**
Okay... Do you honestly
intend to marry Nagi-chan?
**[05:01] Erika**
That's your first question?!
**[05:04] Ai**
Well, do you?
**[05:05] Erika**
I do not. I'm going to choose
my own marriage partner.
**[05:09] Ai**
Mm-hmm.
**[05:12] Ai**
Okay, next.
**[05:16] Ai**
Have you had sex with Nagi-chan?
**[05:20] Ai**
You have.
**[05:21] Erika**
I have not!
**[05:22] Erika**
But...
**[05:24] Erika**
I've seen his genitals.
**[05:25] Ai**
So have I, though it was before his
secondary sex characteristics developed.
**[05:30] Nagi**
*Please stop this!*
**[05:33] Ai**
Okay, final question.
**[05:36] Ai**
Do you love Nagi-chan or do you hate him?
**[05:41] Erika**
What kind of question is that?!
**[05:43] Ai**
It's my question.
**[05:46] Erika**
I feel neither way about him.
**[05:48] Ai**
How about this, then?
**[05:53] Ai**
If you nail the next throw, you love him.
**[05:58] Sachi**
She's missed every throw until now.
Why would she hit it this time?
**[06:07] Ai**
I don't even need to see how you did.
**[06:10] Ai**
My number one enemy...
**[06:15] Ai**
is Sachi-chan.
**[06:18] Nagi**
Why?!
**[06:19] Sachi**
Don't ask me!
**[06:22] Nagi**
*Hang on...*
**[06:28] Ai**
I've gotten a read on the situation.
**[06:30] Ai**
I'll be returning home now.
**[06:36] Nagi**
Hang on, Ai-chan!
**[06:38] Nagi**
Amano-san, take care of Sachi for me!
**[06:42] Sachi**
Take care of me how, exactly?
**[06:46] Erika**
Why would you be her
number one enemy, though?
**[06:50] Sachi**
Ai-chan's always been a little different.
**[06:56] Nagi**
I'm possessed by fate?
**[06:59] Ai**
Yup.
**[07:01] Nagi**
Incorrect. I'm confronting fate.
**[07:05] Ai**
It appears to me like
you're flailing desperately.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Erika**
You're my fiancé, aren't you?
**[07:12] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm... engaged.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Sachi**
You aren't getting married, Onii!
**[07:18] Nagi**
You think so?
**[07:20] Ai**
Let me tell you
**[07:22] Ai**
about the swamp that is
the fate you're neck-deep in.
**[07:28] Nagi**
What swamp?
**[07:32] Nagi**
*Oh, crap!*
**[07:34] Nagi**
*I need to get out or I'm doomed!*
**[07:36] Ai**
So anxious. So afraid.
**[07:41] Erika**
Buck up.
**[07:43] Hiro**
You can do this.
**[07:44] Sachi**
Don't leave me.
**[07:47] Ai**
And so the four of you
have struggled desperately.
**[07:53] Ai**
But you haven't realized...
**[07:57] Ai**
that you can stand in this swamp.
**[08:01] Ai**
And that you can leave whenever you wish.
**[08:07] Nagi**
I would have done that
a long time ago if I could.
**[08:10] Ai**
Let me put it this way, then.
**[08:13] Ai**
Why not graduate from your arduous
fate and move on to the next stage?
**[08:19] Ai**
You're seventeen.
**[08:21] Ai**
I'm turning eighteen.
**[08:24] Ai**
In other words,
we'll soon be old enough to marry.
**[08:29] Nagi**
Sure, but...
**[08:30] Ai**
That means you can find happiness
with me, right this moment!
**[08:37] Ai**
In other words...
**[08:38] Ai**
I absolutely love you!
**[08:47] Nagi**
Thanks.
**[08:48] Ai**
Well, I'm heading home.
**[08:50] Nagi**
Ai-chan?!
**[08:51] Nagi**
Wait!
**[08:55] Nagi**
My leg...
**[08:57] Nagi**
What's happening to me?
**[09:03] Nagi**
A girl...
**[09:05] Nagi**
confessed to me for the first time in my life.
**[09:14] Nagi**
I never thought this would ever happen to me.
**[09:18] Nagi**
My body's burning up.
**[09:20] Erika**
Heat stroke, probably.
**[09:22] Erika**
You need to eat something, Nagi-kun.
**[09:25] Erika**
You're seriously going to collapse.
**[09:26] Sachi**
You haven't had anything
to eat since yesterday.
**[09:30] Erika**
Check this out! I boiled some somen!
**[09:34] Nagi**
You didn't remove the binding first?
**[09:39] Erika**
Man, you're so funny.
**[09:42] Erika**
Becoming bedridden
because you got confessed to.
**[09:44] Sachi**
Seriously. You wouldn't even see elementary
school kids react like that these days.
**[09:48] Nagi**
Shut up.
**[09:51] Nagi**
So hard.
**[09:52] Nagi**
Besides, it was my first
time experiencing... that.
**[09:57] Erika**
Even though you're a serial womanizer?!
**[09:58] Sachi**
I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
**[10:00] Nagi**
What's wrong with you two?!
**[10:03] Sachi**
Confessions, huh?
**[10:04] Sachi**
Once you get used to it, you learn
to run away when you see it coming.
**[10:08] Erika**
You start putting serious thought into
how you should turn them down.
**[10:12] Sachi**
I know, right?
**[10:16] Nagi**
No!
**[10:17] Nagi**
Ai-chan's confession was nothing like
the casual confessions you two deal with!
**[10:23] Nagi**
She's been holding on to it for seven years!
It was straight from the heart!
**[10:27] Erika**
He's beyond hope.
**[10:29] Sachi**
It's definitely gotten to him.
**[10:31] Erika**
*Nagi-kun got confessed to, though.*
**[10:34] Sachi**
*Ai-chan confessed to him.*
**[10:37] Erika**
I'm gonna boil some more somen.
**[10:40] Sachi**
I'll make some soup base.
**[10:44] Nagi**
* I never would have thought a confession*
* would make someone feel this way.*
**[10:50] (Flashback) Nagi**
I'm attracted to you.
**[10:53] (Flashback) Nagi**
Please go out with me.
**[10:57] Nagi**
*I wonder if Segawa-san felt this way.*
**[11:01] (Flashback) Hiro**
No more secrets, okay?
**[11:05] Hiro**
Umino-kun, what do you mean,
a girl confessed to you?
**[11:11] Nagi**
I kinda want to see Segawa-san like that!
**[11:14] Nagi**
Nay, I need to put her at ease.
**[11:20] Hiro**
There we go.
**[11:22] Hiro**
Huh? Umino-kun?
**[11:24] Nagi**
Heya.
**[11:25] Hiro**
Is something wrong with you?
**[11:27] Nagi**
Well, you see...
**[11:29] Hiro**
Could you move? You're in the way.
**[11:31] Nagi**
Sorry!
**[11:35] Hiro**
Our shrine's hosting a
festival starting tomorrow.
**[11:40] Nagi**
That sounds rough.
**[11:44] Hiro**
I've been put in charge starting this year.
**[11:46] Hiro**
I'm busy all day.
**[11:48] Nagi**
Indeed.
**[11:51] Hiro**
So, what did you want to talk about?
**[11:54] Nagi**
I totally forgot!
**[11:58] Nagi**
It's not a big deal.
**[12:01] Hiro**
Oh, could you leave that
at the bottom of the tower?
**[12:06] Hiro**
Oh, sorry. What was it?
**[12:09] Nagi**
It's not *not* a big deal, maybe.
**[12:15] Nagi**
So anyway, that was the first time
I was ever confessed to.
**[12:20] Nagi**
It made me a bit giddy,
given that she's a childhood friend.
**[12:26] Nagi**
Actually, it made my heart skip a beat.
**[12:33] Hiro**
Yeah?
**[12:38] Nagi**
*How is that, Segawa-san?*
**[12:40] Nagi**
*You must be flustered about now!*
**[12:43] Nagi**
*Did I overdo it?!*
**[12:45] Nagi**
Oh, well, my heart did skip a beat,
but my feelings for you haven't changed.
**[12:54] Nagi**
So anyway, I just wanted to put you at ease.
**[12:59] Hiro**
It's so hot.
**[13:01] Hiro**
But, wow, this knife cuts so well.
**[13:10] Hiro**
I guess I'll just have to kill you.
**[13:15] Hiro**
Nah.
**[13:17] Hiro**
Oh, right.
**[13:18] Hiro**
I was just about to contact you.
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin Shrine
Summer Heat Festival
Bon Dance (6 PM to 9 PM rain or shine)
Annual Event
Prominent artist to perform!!
Summer Music Festival
Exquisite Gourmet x Productivity Festival
**[13:26] Hiro**
The festival is tomorrow.
**[13:27] Hiro**
I hope you come with Erika-chan
and Sachi-chan and that girl.
**[13:45] Erika**
Look, look! Is that the tower?
**[13:47] Sachi**
It looks like a live concert stage.
**[13:50] Sachi**
Bon dances these days go all-out.
**[13:52] Nagi**
*I couldn't bring myself to invite Ai-chan.*
**[13:59] Ai**
I see you're all together.
**[14:03] Sachi**
Ai-chan? Why are you here?
**[14:05] Ai**
I heard it's a famous festival,
so I decided to come.
**[14:09] Nagi**
It is?
**[14:12] Ai**
I haven't been to a festival
in Japan in a long time.
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bananas
***SIGN*** Corn On the Cob
**[14:14] Ai**
I'm excited.
**[14:16] Ai**
Especially... when I can
be here with Nagi-chan!
**[14:19] Nagi**
Sorry, Ai-chan...
**[14:20] Nagi**
Could you give me some space for a second?
**[14:29] Hiro**
Umino-kun, you made it.
**[14:31] Nagi**
Er, uh...
**[14:35] Nagi**
This is my classmate, Segawa-san.
**[14:38] Nagi**
This is my childhood friend, Ai-chan.
**[14:41] Nagi**
I hope you two get along, yeah?
**[14:46] Hiro**
Nice to meet you.
**[14:48] Ai**
Nice to meet you, too.
**[14:50] Nagi/Erika/Sachi**
*They aren't smiling.*
**[14:52] Nagi**
* If worse comes to worst,*
* I may have to risk my life to stop them.*
**[14:56] Erika**
Well, I guess the five of us
can walk around, then!
**[14:59] Sachi**
Are you serious?!
**[15:00] Hiro**
Sorry, I have to deliver the greeting speech.
**[15:03] Erika**
You do?!
**[15:04] Hiro**
By the way, Ai-san...
**[15:08] Hiro**
You'll be in the cosplay event, I'm assuming.
**[15:12] Ai**
I will, then.
**[15:14] Nagi**
Cosplay?
**[15:15] Erika**
You didn't know, Nagi-kun?
**[15:17] Sachi**
Look at all this stuff.
**[15:19] Hiro**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin Shrine
Cosplay Contest
**[15:21] Hiro**
One of the attractions of this festival
is the open cosplay contest!
**[15:25] Hiro**
The grand prize is a pair
of amusement park tickets!
**[15:29] Hiro**
And Umino-kun is a judge!
**[15:34] Hiro**
See you then!
**[15:37] Nagi**
Me? A judge?!
**[15:39] Erika**
* There's no way I'm not*
* entering a cosplay contest!*
**[15:42] Hiro**
*I'm gonna win.*
**[15:44] Sachi**
*Amusement park! I wanna go!*
**[15:46] Ai**
*I must impress Nagi-chan!*
**[15:48] Nagi**
*This can only end in disaster.*
**[15:53] Hiro**
Have you prepared the thing
I messaged you about yesterday?
**[15:57] Hiro**
You both understand, don't you?
**[16:01] Yonezawa**
The time has come!
**[16:03] Yonezawa**
One of the main events of the night,
the cosplay contest, is about to begin!
**[16:08] Yonezawa**
Perhaps it's because we
have big guests lined up,
**[16:12] Yonezawa**
but there's a huge media presence here!
**[16:14] Yonezawa**
I'm your host, Yonezawa, from the
Megurogawa Academy Radio Club!
**[16:20] Takahashi**
And I'm Takahashi!
**[16:24] Yonezawa**
Judging the costumes
will be these three here...
**[16:27] Shion**
Yay!
**[16:29] Yonezawa**
...and the cheers of you, the audience!
**[16:34] Shion**
Nagi!
**[16:36] Shion**
Long times! Hiro-chan invited me,
so like, here I am!
**[16:42] Nagi**
Don't you think this is
a bit heavy on nepotism?
**[16:44] Hiro's Mom**
Just cutting costs.
**[16:46] Nagi**
*Reason aside, why am I a judge, though?*
**[16:51] Nagi**
*Is Segawa-san...*
**[16:53] Nagi**
*in it to win?!*
**[16:55] Hiro**
I'm always number one!
**[16:58] Nagi**
*It's bad enough that it's by vote...*
**[17:01] Erika**
Why didn't you choose me?!
**[17:03] Sachi**
Die.
**[17:04] Ai**
I hate you!
**[17:06] Nagi**
*I have to choose just one! This is hell!*
**[17:09] Takahashi**
All right, Contestant Number One, go ahead!
**[17:15] Yonezawa**
What's this? A bunny kigu?!
**[17:18] Yonezawa**
The concept of cosplay is being
challenged from the get-go!
**[17:21] Yonezawa**
The audience can't hide its disapproval!
**[17:24] Nagi**
That has to be Amano-san!
**[17:26] Erika**
*How's that, Hiro-chan?*
**[17:28] Erika**
*I wore the outfit, just like I promised!*
**[17:31] Hiro**
*It'll be great if one of us can win!*
**[17:34] Erika**
*Here we go with your competitiveness.*
**[17:36] Hiro**
*The bunny outfit is the way to win!*
**[17:39] Erika**
*Got it!*
**[17:40] Erika**
*The ultimate cosplay!*
**[17:42] Erika**
*Let's do it, then!*
**[17:44] Erika**
It's not a bunny kigu!
**[17:46] Erika**
It's a bunny costume!
**[17:47] Erika**
*I'm gonna win!*
**[17:52] Nagi**
*What made you think that?*
**[17:54] Erika**
What's wrong?
**[17:55] Erika**
Where's the hype?!
**[17:58] Yonezawa**
Okay, moving on...
**[18:01] Yonezawa**
Contestant Number Two!
**[18:03] Nagi**
What's up with Sachi?
**[18:03] Takahashi**
Oh, oh, oh, oh, man...
**[18:05] Nagi**
That's just her usual look.
**[18:07] Yonezawa**
Oh, my! She's cosplaying as a middle schooler!
**[18:16] Hiro**
* The grand prize is a pair of tickets*
* to an amusement park.*
**[18:19] Sachi**
*Want.*
**[18:20] Hiro**
*You'll want a nurse outfit, then!*
**[18:22] Sachi**
*Hrm...*
**[18:24] Sachi**
* How am I supposed to*
* prepare that on the day before?!*
**[18:28] Sachi**
*But I want to go to the amusement park!*
**[18:31] Sachi**
Play with me, Onii-chan.
**[18:36] Yonezawa**
This isn't middle schooler cosplay!
**[18:38] Yonezawa**
This is the younger sister!
**[18:42] Nagi**
*She's never shown me that kind of attitude.*
**[18:46] Yonezawa**
Let's move on.
**[18:49] Yonezawa**
Contestant Number Three!
**[18:51] Yonezawa**
How could this be?!
**[18:54] Nagi**
*Not bad, Segawa-san!*
**[18:57] Yonezawa**
An actual priestess in priestess cosplay!
**[19:02] Hiro**
*Sheesh...*
**[19:03] Hiro**
*Erika-chan and Sachi-chan were both disasters.*
**[19:08] Hiro**
*I'm gonna have to raise the roof myself!*
**[19:16] Hiro**
We hope to see you at
Meguro Myoujin Shrine for your prayers!
**[19:24] Nagi**
Segawa-san dancing for real!
**[19:26] Yonezawa**
This is *beautiful*!
**[19:28] Yonezawa**
We have another real contender!
**[19:30] Shion**
For real, no cap!
**[19:37] Nagi**
*Ai-chan's the last one left.*
**[19:40] Nagi**
*How's she going to dress up?*
**[19:42] Hiro**
*I'm gonna win!*
**[19:43] Hiro**
*It's already settled!*
**[19:45] Sachi**
*Amusement park... Amusement park...*
**[19:48] Erika**
It's so hot.
**[19:50] Yonezawa**
And now...
**[19:52] Takahashi**
Contestant Number Four!
**[19:57] Erika**
Huh?
**[19:58] Sachi**
That isn't cosplay, is it?
**[20:01] Yonezawa**
What do we have here?
**[20:03] Yonezawa**
Lolita? Jirai-kei?
**[20:06] Ai**
There's something I must apologize for.
**[20:11] Nagi**
*What?*
**[20:14] Ai**
I apologize for interrupting your
viewing of the cosplay contest.
**[20:18] Ai**
I'm hereby delivering
the next event in advance.
**[20:24] Hiro**
Huh? Isn't the next event...
**[20:43] A**
Wait, what?
**[20:44] B**
Isn't this song...
**[20:45] C**
I know this song!
**[20:47] Hiro**
Mochizuki Ai's... "Arc Fault"?
**[20:55] Song**
*Ah shì zhèyàng I'm an android girl*
**[20:58] Song**
*Like a curious bit try debug mode*
**[20:59] Song**
* Why fleeting praise meaningless phrase*
* keeps coming up as packets lost*
**[21:03] Song**
*Ah shì zhèyàng a Funny now*
**[21:03] A**
Crap! Video! Video!
**[21:04] B**
Is it really her?
**[21:05] Song**
*But yún wài cāngtiān wonder how*
**[21:06] C**
What the hell?!
**[21:07] Song**
* Life playing out on premade routes*
* but spark joy does it*
**[21:11] Song**
*Chasin' constant looking for the proof*
**[21:14] Song**
* Iterate Simulate*
* Little little little mess*
**[21:19] Erika**
Isn't this song famous?
**[21:19] Song**
* Quèshí can you believe*
* My logic circuits*
**[21:21] Sachi**
Yeah.
**[21:21] Nagi**
Isn't this the song Segawa-san
was singing at karaoke?
**[21:23] Song**
* Cannot compute gotta reboot*
* runaway thermals now or never*
**[21:27] Song**
* There's a pointer reading memories of*
* something I'm in a kernel panic*
**[21:30] Song**
* Your innocence causing*
* a feedback of ego and protection*
**[21:34] Song**
* Lonely Night looking for contact dancin'*
* through quantum tunneling*
**[21:37] Yonezawa**
There's just been an announcement
on her official channel!
**[21:38] Song**
*Fully aware it might be fatal ah*
**[21:42] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* is this what organics call love?*
**[21:45] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* conscience directives out of control*
**[21:47] Hiro**
No way...
**[21:49] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* cannot shut down process Soul*
**[21:53] Song**
*Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom*
**[21:56] Song**
*Bzzt bzzt*
**[21:58] Yonezawa**
The mysterious singer-songwriter
Mochizuki Ai has finally shown herself!
***SIGN*** Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!!
**[23:35] Sachi**
"It's My Life, Too!!"
# 5 - It's My Life, Too!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Nagi**
So anyway, that was the first time
I was ever confessed to.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Hiro**
I guess I'll just have to kill you.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Hiro**
One of the attractions of this festival
is the open cosplay contest!
**[00:17] (Flashback) Hiro**
The grand prize is a pair
of amusement park tickets!
**[00:20] Sachi**
* How am I supposed to*
* prepare that on the day before?!*
**[00:24] Sachi**
*But I want to go to the amusement park!*
**[00:26] (Flashback) Hiro**
I'm gonna win!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Hiro**
It's already settled!
**[00:30] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* is this what organics call love?*
**[00:33] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* conscience directives out of control*
**[00:37] Song**
* Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah*
* cannot shut down process Soul*
**[00:41] Song**
*Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom*
**[00:44] Song**
*Bzzt bzzt*
***SIGN*** Headline News
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai face reveal
Makes a splash debut at a shrine festival
**[02:27] Nagi**
* The public's been abuzz about Ai-chan*
* after the night of the festival.*
***SIGN*** Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai turns out to be an idol-class beauty
18-year-old makes her major debut
**[02:36] (Flashback) Ai**
In other words...
**[02:37] (Flashback) Ai**
I absolutely love you!
**[02:43] Nagi**
*I had no idea she was such a big deal!*
**[02:47] Sachi**
Onii!
**[02:49] Sachi**
Let's go!
**[02:53] Nagi**
R-Right.
**[02:55] Sachi**
Are you looking at Ai-chan articles again?
**[02:58] Sachi**
Are you *that* curious about her?
**[03:00] Nagi**
How could I not be?
**[03:02] Nagi**
Honestly, though,
I can't believe you voted for me.
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin Shrine
Cosplay Contest
**[03:07] (Flashback) Yonezawa**
The winner of the Meguro Myoujin
Cosplay Contest is...
**[03:13] Nagi**
The general vote went for Ai-chan.
**[03:15] Nagi**
Segawa-san voted for her daughter.
**[03:19] Nagi**
Shion voted for Amano-san.
**[03:21] (Flashback) Yonezawa**
As for the final vote...
**[03:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Sachi.
**[03:26] (Flashback) Yonezawa**
It's a four-way tie!
**[03:30] Nagi**
I was worried it'd get messy
if none of us voted for you.
**[03:35] (Flashback) Erika**
The amusement park tickets?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Erika**
I'll pass.
**[03:39] (Flashback) Hiro**
You're the youngest one here, Sachi-chan.
You can take them.
**[03:42] (Flashback) Ai**
I'm here as a special guest.
**[03:45] Sachi**
So in effect, I won.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Yonezawa**
Oh, man! The middle school cosplay wins!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Sachi**
Play with me, Onii-chan.
**[03:57] Nagi**
*That* won?
**[04:04] Sachi**
Well, where's the roller coaster?
**[04:06] Nagi**
Where? What?
**[04:08] Sachi**
I'm the one who brought you here.
**[04:11] Sachi**
At least be my guide.
**[04:13] Nagi**
Huh?
**[04:16] Sachi**
That was so fun!
**[04:19] Sachi**
My hair's a mess.
**[04:20] Nagi**
What next?
***SIGN*** Next-Gen Maze
**[04:22] Sachi**
This one.
**[04:25] Sachi**
What?
**[04:25] Nagi**
Nothing.
**[04:27] Nagi**
But like, I bet you're going to
get lost and end up stuck inside.
**[04:31] Sachi**
You mean *you're* going to.
**[04:34] Sachi**
I'm going first.
**[04:37] Sachi**
What the heck?
**[04:39] Sachi**
Holy!
**[04:44] Sachi**
So many mes.
**[04:48] Sachi**
Another dead end?
**[04:50] Sachi**
No way...
**[04:52] Nagi**
You seem to be having trouble.
**[04:58] Nagi**
The exit is to the rear.
**[05:03] Nagi**
Did you think I was right in front of you?
**[05:07] Nagi**
Don't be so upset.
**[05:09] Nagi**
Come on. Let's go.
**[05:12] Nagi**
Ow!
**[05:15] Sachi**
This is your second time here, isn't it?
**[05:20] Sachi**
You came here with Hiro-san, didn't you?
**[05:27] Sachi**
That was your second time
on the roller coaster.
**[05:29] Sachi**
Your second time in this maze.
**[05:31] Sachi**
It's all your second time!
**[05:33] Sachi**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[05:37] Nagi**
What difference would it make?
**[05:38] Nagi**
You weren't going to take
anyone else, were you?
**[05:43] Sachi**
Then...
**[05:45] Sachi**
Was that your second kiss, too?
**[05:57] Nagi**
That was...
**[06:00] Nagi**
my first time, obviously.
**[06:03] Nagi**
Not that it was anything more than an accident.
**[06:07] Nagi**
You're one to talk, though.
**[06:09] Nagi**
You must have kissed a ton of times.
**[06:13] Sachi**
You were my first.
**[06:20] Sachi**
Why are you so shocked?
**[06:23] Sachi**
I mean, it was an accident, though.
**[06:27] A**
Dang, summer break's over.
**[06:32] A**
Did you go anywhere?
**[06:34] B**
I spent all my time gaming.
**[06:36] C**
No way! Seriously?
**[06:38] D**
That has to be him.
**[06:44] Yonezawa**
Mr. Umino! Explain yourself!
**[06:47] Takahashi**
This is a massive scandal!
**[06:50] Nagi**
What are you talking about?
**[06:52] Shion**
TV! Turn on the TV!
***SIGN*** Popular artist in love!
***SIGN*** Madly in love!!
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai-san
***SIGN*** How did their relationship start?
**[06:54] TV**
* And shockingly, we've discovered*
* this trending artist is in love.*
**[06:59] Nagi**
What?
**[07:00] TV**
* The man in question is U-kun, who attends*
* the famous M Academy in Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** U-kun of M Academy
**[07:08] TV**
*Just who is this U-kun?*
**[07:10] Yonezawa**
It's Mr. Umino!
**[07:11] A**
That's Umino!
**[07:12] B**
It's Umino-kun!
**[07:14] Nagi**
Not me.
**[07:16] Nagi**
*How could this have happened?!*
**[07:26] Nagi**
Yikes.
***SIGN*** Umino-kun,
I'll be waiting in the career counseling office!
Segawa Hiro
**[07:31] Nagi**
Segawa-san?
**[07:32] Hiro**
*Umino-kun,*
**[07:34] Hiro**
* I'll be waiting in the*
* career counseling office!*
**[07:36] Hiro**
*Segawa Hiro.*
**[07:39] Nagi**
* Calling me out at this moment*
* can only mean one thing.*
**[07:46] Hiro**
They're talking about your
relationship on TV. That's amazing.
**[07:50] Hiro**
I didn't realize you were going out with Ai-san.
***SIGN*** Kill
**[07:55] Hiro**
I'll kill you.
**[07:58] Nagi**
* I need to at least make sure*
* Segawa-san knows I'm innocent!*
***SIGN*** Career Counseling Office
**[08:04] Nagi**
Pardon me.
**[08:07] Nagi**
Segawa-san.
**[08:09] Hiro**
I've been waiting for you, famous U-kun.
**[08:13] Nagi**
Erm... About that whole commotion...
**[08:16] Hiro**
It's become a huge deal, huh?
**[08:19] Nagi**
Huh? You aren't angry?
***SIGN*** Reunited after 7 years??
***SIGN*** Their First Love
***SIGN*** Moved overseas
Was his first love
***SIGN*** Top student living next door
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai
In Love!
**[08:23] Hiro**
You became an instant celebrity.
**[08:25] Hiro**
They sure had no trouble identifying you.
**[08:27] Nagi**
For real! They treat me like I'm a criminal!
**[08:31] Hiro**
So I thought maybe we should study here.
**[08:34] Hiro**
No one's going to bug us here.
**[08:36] Nagi**
Sure.
**[08:41] Hiro**
You know... I love Ai-san's "Arc Fault."
**[08:46] Hiro**
I related to it so much
the first time I heard it.
**[08:50] Hiro**
I thought maybe she was thinking about me.
**[08:55] Hiro**
The more times I listened to it,
**[08:57] Hiro**
the more it not only felt relatable,
but the more I admired her, maybe.
**[09:01] Hiro**
I was amazed that someone
like her could be my own age.
**[09:06] Hiro**
I'd become a total Mochizuki Ai fan.
**[09:09] Nagi**
I never knew.
**[09:12] Hiro**
I thought it'd be great if she
could appear at the festival,
***SIGN*** Guest Appearance Request
Meguro Myoujin Summer Festival Team
Dear Meguro Myoujin,
Thank you for your email.
Regarding the offer to perform in
the Meguro Myoujin Festival, yes, I will be available.
I'd like to ask that I am listed as a "secret guest,"
that my name not be disclosed until the festival,
and that I be allowed to take charge of the event.
**[09:15] Hiro**
so I made an offer,
fully expecting her to say no.
**[09:19] Hiro**
I was so excited.
**[09:21] Hiro**
Ai-san was originally a vtuber, too.
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai Channel
**[09:24] Hiro**
I thought she'd just be singing
voice-only or with an avatar.
**[09:29] Hiro**
I never thought she'd reveal herself.
**[09:32] Nagi**
I had no idea Ai-chan was so famous, either.
**[09:39] Hiro**
I'm a clown in all of this.
**[09:43] Hiro**
I'm just a background character
here to hype you two up.
**[09:49] Hiro**
I'm so lame.
**[09:51] Hiro**
You two must have been laughing at me.
**[09:53] Nagi**
That's not true!
**[09:59] Hiro**
I'm actually really pissed.
**[10:04] Nagi**
Segawa-san, please, calm down!
**[10:23] Nagi**
Uh...
**[10:28] Hiro**
May I ask you never to talk to me again?
**[10:39] Nagi**
Segawa-san...
**[10:58] Nagi**
They're still here!
**[10:59] Erika**
Nagi-kun!
**[11:01] Erika**
Shh.
**[11:03] Nagi**
Amano-san?
**[11:05] Erika**
Over here.
**[11:08] Nagi**
Why are we leaving this way?
**[11:10] Erika**
Because they'll find you
if you leave from the front.
**[11:12] Nagi**
What is going on?
**[11:14] Erika**
Speaking of which...
**[11:16] Erika**
don't you have something to say to me?
**[11:20] Nagi**
The thing with Ai-chan is a misunderstanding.
**[11:24] Erika**
Anything else?
**[11:26] Nagi**
What else?
**[11:29] Nagi**
Um...
**[11:35] Nagi**
Well...
***SIGN*** Suzuriya Park
**[11:37] Erika**
So Hiro-chan kissed you, then?
**[11:40] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[11:43] Nagi**
And yet she told me not to talk to her anymore.
**[11:47] Nagi**
Amano-san?
**[11:55] Nagi**
You saw, didn't you?
**[11:58] (Flashback) Hiro**
May I ask you never to talk to me again?
**[12:06] Erika**
I saw nothing.
**[12:08] Hiro**
You saw everything!
**[12:10] Erika**
How could I even ask?
**[12:13] Erika**
Also, how is that even okay?
**[12:15] Erika**
The two top students of our grade,
kissing in an empty classroom...
**[12:21] Erika**
That's what you call lewd.
**[12:24] Nagi**
Lewd?!
**[12:25] Erika**
You're nasty!
**[12:27] Nagi**
But...
**[12:30] Nagi**
She told me not to talk to her anymore.
**[12:35] Nagi**
I don't know what to do anymore.
**[12:45] Erika**
Ew.
**[12:48] Nagi**
Fine, you're right.
**[12:50] Nagi**
Of course *you* wouldn't understand.
**[12:53] Erika**
What?
**[12:54] Nagi**
This is bullshit.
**[12:57] Nagi**
The whole story about my "romance" on TV!
**[12:59] Nagi**
One moment she kisses me, the next she
pushes me away and tells me not to talk to her!
**[13:05] Nagi**
My life is a total mess!
**[13:16] Nagi**
Ow.
**[13:18] Erika**
You seriously suck!
**[13:21] Erika**
No one ever gave you permission!
**[13:24] Erika**
Your life is my life, too, you know!
**[13:28] Nagi**
*Pan...*
**[13:29] Nagi**
...ties!
**[13:30] Erika**
We're engaged, remember?!
**[13:42] Erika**
Dad's gonna have something
to say about this, too, you know.
**[13:46] Nagi**
I know that.
**[13:50] Erika**
The three of us, with Sachi-chan, are holding
a family meeting when we get home.
**[13:56] Nagi**
Right.
**[13:58] Erika**
I mean, sure, you've been through a lot,
**[14:01] Erika**
but you're good now that you've
had a chance to vent, right?
**[14:04] Nagi**
Uh-huh...
**[14:06] Erika**
Man, I'm starving.
**[14:09] Erika**
* Though, honestly, Amano-san is*
* so dependable in these situations.*
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai
I finished up a new song.
Could you come over?
I want you to be the first one
to hear it, Nagi-chan.
**[14:15] Ai**
*I finished up a new song. Could you come over?*
**[14:19] Ai**
* I want you to be the first one*
* to hear it, Nagi-chan.*
**[14:22] Erika**
Ai-chan's inviting you over?
**[14:28] Erika**
You should go.
**[14:31] Erika**
I bet she knows something, right?
**[14:34] Erika**
About how that story about your
"relationship" got in the news.
**[14:39] Nagi**
True!
**[14:44] Nagi**
Okay, I'll see you later, then.
***SIGN*** Umino-tei Diner
**[14:54] Yohei**
We're making a killing,
thanks to all the commotion!
***SIGN*** Five-on-the-Dot!
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** The owner's comment?
**[14:58] Reporter**
And this is your signature dish,
Ai-san's favorite, katsudon.
**[15:02] Namie**
Ai-chan loved having it
with plenty of shichimi spice.
**[15:06] Reporter**
We hear you're already swamped with orders.
**[15:09] Yohei**
Stop by Umino-tei for a bite.
**[15:11] Namie**
We'll be waiting!
**[15:14] Nagi**
I'm through.
**[15:16] Nagi**
* Ai-chan and I made this secret entrance in*
* elementary school when we were exploring.*
**[15:22] Nagi**
*Ai-chan's place... It hasn't changed at all.*
**[15:26] Ai's Grandma**
My, my, Nagi-chan.
**[15:29] Nagi**
Ai-chan's grandma.
**[15:31] Nagi**
It's been so long.
**[15:32] Ai's Grandma**
Come in.
**[15:34] Ai's Grandma**
Ai's upstairs.
**[15:36] Ai's Grandma**
There's so much going on outside.
**[15:38] Ai's Grandma**
I can't even go shopping.
**[15:42] Nagi**
Hey, Ai-chan! I'm here!
**[15:48] Nagi**
I'm coming in.
**[15:58] Ai**
Nagi-chan!
**[15:59] Nagi**
Ai-chan, what is...
**[16:01] Ai**
Please don't look!
**[16:03] Nagi**
You aren't hiding anything!
And what's with the T-shirt?!
**[16:06] Ai**
I wanted to put up a photo of you,
but I only had a photo of U-kun.
**[16:12] Ai**
May I take a new one?
**[16:14] Nagi**
No picture!
**[16:16] Ai**
I'm so glad you came, though.
**[16:20] Nagi**
This must be rough for you.
**[16:21] Ai**
I don't mind.
**[16:24] Nagi**
I'm gonna find who did it.
**[16:26] Ai**
I know who did it.
**[16:28] Nagi**
Who?!
**[16:29] Ai**
Me.
**[16:36] Nagi**
Why would you do this?!
**[16:38] Ai**
Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
**[16:42] Ai**
When we were in elementary school...
**[16:44] (Flashback) Boy**
I've never seen her talk to anyone.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Girl**
That's why she doesn't have any friends.
**[16:54] Ai**
I've always been bad at speaking my mind,
**[16:58] Ai**
so I never had any friends in class.
**[17:01] Ai**
It wasn't that I couldn't talk.
**[17:03] Ai**
I just didn't want to.
**[17:05] Ai**
I wouldn't talk to anyone at school, either.
**[17:08] Ai**
Maybe that was my way of hitting back.
**[17:11] Ai**
My favorite thing to do was to sing my
favorite song on the way home from school.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Nagi**
You're good at singing.
**[17:33] Ai**
That's how I met you.
**[17:37] Ai**
I couldn't make any any friends
after I moved to China, either.
**[17:40] Ai**
So I kept singing.
***SIGN*** So good!!
Your new song is so touching
Pure talent
It's like she's singing it for someone
**[17:44] Ai**
When I shared videos of me
singing my own original songs,
***SIGN*** The lyrics are so relatable
Are you actually 16?
1:12 my favorite part
I can't wait to see you live!
***SIGN*** The algorithm sent me here and I listened to the end!
I wanna hear more!!
Your voice is great! I listen to it every day!
Best.
I have it on repeat!
***SIGN*** Blown away... Tears
I have goosebumps! God-tier!!
Bittersweet pure love song
So good! I'm healed
**[17:48] Ai**
lots of people started listening to them.
***SIGN*** Perfection!
I've been feeling down lately, but this song cheered me up.
I love how honest it is
Nothing but empathy! I can listen forever!
Romantic!
**[17:52] Ai**
And then I realized...
**[17:55] Ai**
All the songs I wrote were about you.
**[18:00] Nagi**
I might have said that...
**[18:02] Nagi**
Or I might not have.
**[18:04] Ai**
You definitely did.
**[18:05] Ai**
That's why I wanted you to be
the first one to hear this one.
**[18:09] Ai**
I can't live without you anymore.
**[18:13] Ai**
I won't be able to write music anymore.
**[18:16] Ai**
Besides, the whole world is celebrating us now.
**[18:25] Ai**
Are you prepared to turn
the whole world against you?
**[18:37] Nagi**
Me versus the world?!
***SIGN*** U-kun
***SIGN*** World
**[18:39] Nagi**
What kind of war is that?!
**[18:43] Nagi**
What?!
**[18:44] Ai**
I just came up with an even better song.
**[18:47] Ai**
May I ask you to leave?
**[18:49] Nagi**
That's how you come up with songs?!
**[18:55] Nagi**
I'm back.
**[18:58] Ritsuko**
It's been a while.
**[18:59] Ritsuko**
I'm Erika's mother.
**[19:05] Nagi**
*This lady...*
**[19:07] Nagi**
It's been a while.
**[19:09] Ritsuko**
I believe we haven't met
since our first dinner together.
**[19:13] Nagi**
*My real mom.*
**[19:16] Nagi**
* At least, I'd like to think of her that way,*
* but I can't accept it so easily.*
**[19:20] Nagi**
Right.
**[19:22] Nagi**
*Given that she hasn't contacted me since then,*
**[19:26] Nagi**
* she probably doesn't think of*
* me as her true son, either.*
**[19:32] Ritsuko**
I heard about the latest controversy.
**[19:38] Nagi**
Right.
**[19:39] Nagi**
I apologize for the trouble that has caused.
**[19:43] Ritsuko**
What is this? Do you think
you're a celebrity or something?
**[19:47] Ritsuko**
It's so hilarious!
**[19:49] Ritsuko**
It's like an apology video!
**[19:53] Erika**
Are you okay?
**[19:55] Ritsuko**
So the girl leaked all kinds
of half-truths about you.
**[20:01] Nagi**
Exactly!
**[20:02] Ritsuko**
You have to be careful
around those kinds of people.
**[20:06] Nagi**
I'm sorry.
**[20:08] Ritsuko**
I just can't with this whole situation.
**[20:11] Ritsuko**
Don't you have beer here?
**[20:13] Sachi**
Definitely not.
**[20:15] Ritsuko**
Of course.
**[20:17] Nagi**
What's up with your mom, Amano-san?
**[20:17] Sachi**
I served ginger ale instead.
**[20:21] Erika**
She's a producer at a TV station.
**[20:24] Nagi**
That explains things.
**[20:25] Ritsuko**
So, have the two of you already had sex?
**[20:31] Erika**
Wh-What are you talking about, Mom?!
**[20:33] Erika**
Obviously not!
**[20:35] Ritsuko**
How could you be so pathetic?
Two young things like you?
**[20:41] Nagi**
Like mother, like daughter, clearly.
**[20:44] Erika**
Welp...
**[20:45] Ritsuko**
Well, now what?
**[20:47] Ritsuko**
Think about what would happen
if they dig up the fact that
**[20:50] Ritsuko**
you two are engaged and living together.
**[20:52] Ritsuko**
This is such a scandal!
**[20:54] Ritsuko**
People would be on it like vultures!
***SIGN*** Shocking betrayal
Two-timer
***SIGN*** Childhood Love
Mochizuki Ai
***SIGN*** Meguro Sports Horror!!
***SIGN*** U-kun
***SIGN*** Fiancée
A-san
**[20:56] Nagi**
What am I supposed to do?
**[20:58] Erika**
What about me?!
**[21:00] Ritsuko**
Okay, here's what we'll do.
**[21:11] Yohei**
Never since Umino-tei was established...
**[21:14] Yohei/Namie**
...have we ever had so many sales!
**[21:19] Sachi**
I'm home.
**[21:20] Namie**
Oh, Sachi.
**[21:22] Namie**
What's wrong?
**[21:23] Sachi**
I'm staying at home for a while.
**[21:27] Namie**
Let me guess. You had a fight?
**[21:30] Sachi**
No.
**[21:31] Sachi**
The other two vanished.
**[21:36] Erika**
I'm telling you, you can just
study at that desk over there!
**[21:40] Nagi**
Why don't you go use your phone
on that sofa over there?!
**[21:50] Erika**
Wait, I don't have my phone!
**[21:52] Nagi**
I don't have my study materials!
**[21:56] Nagi; Erika**
What does she want us to do
here for a whole two weeks?!
***SIGN*** Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
**[23:35] Erika**
"There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!"
# 6 - There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:09] (Flashback) Erika**
I'm telling you, you can just
study at that desk over there!
**[00:14] (Flashback) Nagi**
Why don't you go use your phone
on that sofa over there?!
**[00:22] (Flashback) Erika**
Wait, I don't have my phone!
**[00:24] (Flashback) Nagi**
I don't have my study materials!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Erika; Nagi**
What does she want us to do
here for a whole two weeks?!
***SIGN*** Umino-tei Diner
***SIGN*** Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
***SIGN*** I'll forward the message I got
from Mrs. Amano.
***SIGN*** To the Umino family,
The two kids are currently in the care of an
Amano-affiliated hotel. Rest assured that they
are safe for the next two weeks.
Amano Ritsuko
**[02:10] Ritsuko**
*The two kids are currently in the care
of an Amano-affiliated hotel.*
**[02:16] Sachi**
*There's no way nothing's going to happen.*
**[02:28] Nagi**
It's no use. We're completely locked inside.
**[02:31] Nagi**
* We're stuck in this hotel room*
* together for the next two weeks?!*
**[02:35] Nagi**
* Then again, we've been living in*
* separate rooms in a single home.*
**[02:39] Nagi**
* It shouldn't really change*
* anything. It'll be fine, right?*
**[02:43] Erika**
She isn't leaving us a choice.
**[02:46] Erika**
We'll just have to endure
for the next two weeks.
**[02:49] Erika**
What?
**[02:51] Nagi**
I'm just a bit surprised.
**[02:53] Nagi**
I thought you would have
tried to find a way out.
**[02:56] Erika**
There isn't one.
**[02:59] Erika**
This is what she does every
time I cause a problem.
**[03:02] Nagi**
*This isn't the first time?*
**[03:12] Erika**
Let's eat.
**[03:23] Nagi**
It's so juicy!
**[03:30] Nagi**
Your mom's pretty amazing.
**[03:33] Nagi**
I'd never met her properly before.
**[03:35] Erika**
She's always been like that.
**[03:39] Erika**
She looks and acts docile,
but she's totally nuts.
**[03:44] Erika**
Just like you.
**[03:46] Nagi**
Is that how you see me?!
**[03:48] Nagi**
You're right that she's eccentric,
but I think what she says makes sense.
**[03:54] Nagi**
She seemed to be enjoying our reaction,
**[03:58] Nagi**
but I think she's really trying to protect us.
**[04:01] Erika**
Mom's just having fun with us.
**[04:07] Erika**
Thanks for dinner.
**[04:08] Nagi**
You're done already?
**[04:09] Erika**
I have stuff to do.
**[04:13] Nagi**
*Stuff to do?*
**[04:18] Nagi**
Amano-san?!
**[04:20] Erika**
I can't anymore!
**[04:23] Nagi**
What are you doing?
**[04:25] Erika**
Just help me down!
**[04:26] Erika**
The chair I was standing on fell over!
**[04:30] Erika**
I'm falling! I'm falling!
**[04:35] Erika**
I'm jumping on the count of three! Catch me!
**[04:38] Erika**
One, two...
**[04:39] Nagi**
Wait!
**[04:46] Nagi**
Ow!
**[04:49] Erika**
Come on!
**[04:50] Erika**
How can you be thinking like that *now*?
**[04:52] Nagi**
That's my line!
**[04:56] Erika**
I was just trying to grab the yoga mat I found!
**[05:06] Erika**
My leg...
**[05:08] Erika**
It's weird...
**[05:10] Nagi**
What now?
**[05:11] Erika**
Ow!
**[05:12] Erika**
What's happening?! Ow, ow, ow!
**[05:15] Nagi**
Is your leg cramping?
**[05:17] Nagi**
Raise it up.
**[05:18] Erika**
I can't! I can't!
**[05:19] Nagi**
Just do it!
**[05:20] Erika**
It's gonna tear off!
**[05:27] Nagi**
Is that better?
**[05:29] Erika**
Hey, I think it *is* better!
**[05:35] Erika**
Enough of that!
**[05:37] Nagi**
Again, that's *my* line!
**[05:45] Nagi**
* Am I really going to survive*
* a whole two weeks like this?*
**[05:53] Nagi**
Amano-san.
**[05:55] Nagi**
You've been in there for nearly
two hours. You okay?
**[06:00] Nagi**
*Something's wrong.*
**[06:03] Nagi**
Amano-sa—
**[06:09] Erika**
I was in for too long.
**[06:18] Nagi**
Don't scare me like that.
**[06:20] Erika**
Shut up.
**[06:21] Nagi**
Just stay put and act normal.
**[06:25] Erika**
There's no way I can be normal.
**[06:29] Erika**
This is my first time...
**[06:32] Erika**
being in a hotel room alone with a guy.
**[06:46] Ritsuko**
I work in the TV business.
**[06:48] Ritsuko**
I'm not letting you leave until
I'm thoroughly entertained.
**[06:53] Nagi**
Your comments got my heart pounding.
**[06:57] Erika**
Not my fault.
**[07:06] Erika**
Let's do this.
**[07:08] Erika**
We make sure we don't get
each other's hearts going.
**[07:10] Nagi**
What?
**[07:11] Erika**
We have to try not to think
about each other that way.
**[07:18] Erika**
Well, what do you think?
**[07:19] Nagi**
Honestly?
**[07:22] Nagi**
What color do you like?
**[07:25] Nagi**
How does that get your heart going?
**[07:27] Erika**
Of course it does!
**[07:28] Erika**
It's like you're trying to get in my head.
**[07:30] Nagi**
I'm asking you banal questions
so you don't feel the tension.
**[07:34] Erika**
Oh, that's what that was.
**[07:37] Erika**
My favorite color...
**[07:39] Erika**
Wait, why am I the one answering?
**[07:42] Erika**
That gets my heart going!
**[07:44] Nagi**
Everything gets your heart going!
**[07:46] Erika**
Don't just stand up all of a sudden!
**[07:47] Nagi**
*I can't even stand?!*
**[07:49] Erika**
*Just no! Standing up is the worst!*
**[07:51] Ritsuko**
You two make no sense.
**[07:51] Nagi**
*You can't be serious!*
**[07:53] Erika**
*And stop that, too!*
**[07:54] Ritsuko**
Well, shall we get started?
**[07:54] Nagi**
*What do I do, then?!*
***SIGN*** Vent
***SIGN*** Lights
***SIGN*** Riddle Channel
**[07:59] Sobassyi**
*Hey, happy kids!*
**[08:00] Sobassyi**
*It's riddle time!*
**[08:04] Nagi**
Why did the TV turn on?!
**[08:11] Nagi**
Er...
**[08:12] Erika**
My heart's only racing because
I was surprised, okay?
**[08:15] Nagi**
Exactly.
**[08:17] Sobassyi**
*Time for Sobassyi's riddles!*
**[08:20] Erika**
This is so juvenile,
it stopped my heart racing.
**[08:24] Nagi**
True.
**[08:25] Sobassyi**
*What gets harder the more H it is?*
**[08:30] Sobassyi**
*Let's see if you know the answer!*
**[08:32] Erika**
Wait... Seriously?!
**[08:34] Erika**
Pant, pant, pant...
**[08:37] Nagi**
Relax, Amano-san.
**[08:42] Nagi**
What are you even imagining?
**[08:46] Erika**
Nagi-kun...
**[08:47] Erika**
You're getting more H, aren't you?
**[08:49] Nagi**
I am not.
**[08:51] Erika**
You totally are!
**[08:55] Sobassyi**
*The answer is pencils!*
**[08:57] Nagi**
*Pencils!*
**[08:58] Ritsuko**
Oh, God, this is too funny!
**[09:00] Ritsuko**
Let's keep going!
***SIGN*** Music
***SIGN*** AC
***SIGN*** Open/Close
**[09:05] Erika**
Man... It's getting hot in here.
**[09:09] Nagi**
I know.
**[09:11] Erika**
Wait, Nagi-kun!
**[09:13] Erika**
Why are you in just a T-shirt?!
**[09:15] Nagi**
Why are you complaining?
**[09:16] Erika**
Okay, but...
***SIGN*** Heating
**[09:18] Nagi**
Hey, the AC's set to heating.
**[09:21] Nagi**
Seriously.
**[09:25] Erika**
* Jeez, stop sweating!*
* You're getting my heart racing!*
**[09:28] Nagi**
*It's a natural bodily function!*
**[09:29] Nagi**
*You're totally drenched, too!*
**[09:31] Erika**
*I most certainly am not!*
**[09:33] Nagi**
*You're soaked in sweat!*
**[09:33] Erika**
*Nope, I'm feeling completely cool!*
**[09:36] Ritsuko**
I can't breathe!
**[09:39] Nagi**
Okay, I'm taking a bath.
**[09:41] Nagi**
You can use the bed.
**[09:42] Erika**
You're gonna leave me hanging?!
**[09:48] Nagi**
What, you want me not to take
a bath for two weeks, then?!
**[09:51] Erika**
I never said that!
**[09:52] Erika**
I just want to get some sleep!
**[09:54] Nagi**
So do I!
**[09:55] Erika**
Okay, I know.
**[09:56] Erika**
Nagi-kun, stay there and don't move.
**[10:00] Nagi**
Why don't you just make
an effort not to look at me?
**[10:08] Ritsuko**
Well? Now what?
**[10:12] Erika**
Night.
**[10:21] Ritsuko**
These kids! Are they mental?!
**[10:28] Ritsuko**
Now...
**[10:30] Ritsuko**
This is where things get real.
***SIGN*** Dry
***SIGN*** Auto
**[10:37] Nagi**
*It's finally quiet.*
**[10:49] Erika**
I'm getting thirsty.
**[10:51] Erika**
Where's the water?
**[10:56] Nagi**
*Wh-What...*
**[10:58] Nagi**
*This could be the biggest heart-pounder yet!*
**[11:28] Erika**
It's kinda lukewarm.
**[11:31] Nagi**
*Is she half-asleep?!*
**[11:34] Erika**
Whatever, better than nothing.
**[11:39] Erika**
This lid's such a weird shape.
**[11:41] Erika**
It won't open!
**[11:44] Erika**
Ugh!
**[12:11] Erika**
Why is it so salty?
**[12:18] Erika**
Oh, hey, there's my bottle!
**[12:28] Erika**
I made a mistake.
**[12:35] Erika**
I'm used to it now. It's fine.
**[12:38] Erika**
Plus, I know you're safe
as long as you're tied up.
**[12:42] Erika**
But you'd better not be a restless sleeper.
**[12:45] Nagi**
And you aren't?
**[12:47] Erika**
I'm turning the lights off.
**[12:57] Nagi**
Amano-san...
**[12:59] Erika**
What?
**[13:00] Nagi**
I feel like something's
not right about this situation.
**[13:07] Nagi**
Why put us in the same room if she
wants to keep us away from everyone?
**[13:12] Erika**
Isn't it obvious?
**[13:16] Erika**
*Mom turns everything into entertainment.*
**[13:19] Erika**
* She's just amusing herself*
* with this situation.*
**[13:23] Ritsuko**
That's my girl!
**[13:24] Ritsuko**
She totally gets it.
**[13:28] Nagi**
That isn't all.
**[13:31] Nagi**
She's testing us.
**[13:35] Nagi**
To make us a better match.
**[13:39] Erika**
I'm not falling for that.
**[13:41] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[13:44] Ritsuko**
You finally figured it out.
**[13:46] Ritsuko**
But you still have two weeks.
**[13:49] Ritsuko**
There's no way you'll make it.
**[13:52] Ritsuko**
It's only a matter of time
until Erika comes crying to me.
***SIGN*** Done!
New song
**[14:00] Ai**
That's odd...
**[14:02] Ai**
He isn't reading my messages.
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Cha
***SIGN*** N
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Cha
***SIGN*** N
***SIGN*** Hey~
***SIGN*** Are you asleep?
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Cha
***SIGN*** N
***SIGN*** Hey~
***SIGN*** Are you asleep?
***SIGN*** Cha
***SIGN*** N
***SIGN*** Hey~
***SIGN*** Wake up
**[14:15] Erika**
Morning.
**[14:18] Nagi**
Huh?
**[14:21] Erika**
I'm already done with breakfast.
**[14:24] Erika**
Have them take it away after you're done.
**[14:30] Nagi**
Bread...
**[14:33] Nagi**
I prefer rice for breakfast.
**[14:38] Erika**
You're always like this.
**[14:40] Erika**
You say you'll eat anything,
but when I say, "Pizza," you're like...
**[14:44] Nagi**
Pizza? I dunno...
**[14:45] Erika**
Every time.
**[14:48] Nagi**
Meanwhile, you say...
**[14:49] Erika**
Don't want katsudon.
**[14:51] Nagi**
And then you're like...
**[14:52] Erika**
More!
**[14:54] Erika**
I know you're holding a
full-on recital in the bath.
**[14:59] Nagi**
I know you do a weird wiggly
dance in the living room.
**[15:10] Erika**
This is so petty.
**[15:12] Nagi**
I guess.
**[15:17] Erika**
I'm starting to feel like we'll make it.
**[15:21] Nagi**
I hope so.
**[15:26] Erika**
Mom probably thinks I'm about to start banging
on the door and begging her to let me out.
**[15:33] Erika**
If she thinks she's going to get
her way, she's totally wrong.
**[15:38] Erika**
*Whether I fall in love with you or not,*
**[15:43] Erika**
*either way, I'm deciding for myself!*
**[15:47] Ritsuko**
So that's what happened.
**[15:49] Erika**
Mom, look at this!
**[15:51] Ritsuko**
Erika's changed since she met Nagi-kun.
**[15:52] Erika**
Mom, buy me this!
**[15:54] Erika**
Mom!
**[15:57] Erika**
Mom!
**[15:58] Erika**
Mom!
**[16:03] Ritsuko**
I'm not letting you take Erika!
**[16:08] Ritsuko**
Change of plans!
***SIGN*** Practice proofs
Given a right triangle ABC, let Q be the intersection
between two line segments AO and BP drawn to edges
BC and AC respectively.
Prove that when angle BQO = 60 degrees, BO=CP.
**[16:15] Hiro**
Good. You passed.
**[16:17] Sachi**
Yay!
**[16:19] Hiro**
You're working so hard.
**[16:22] Hiro**
You finished all your homework, too.
**[16:24] Sachi**
My teacher at school said I'm doing good, too.
**[16:26] Sachi**
That my grades went up over the summer.
**[16:30] Sachi**
Thanks to you, Hiro-san.
**[16:33] Hiro**
Yeah.
**[16:36] Hiro**
Umino-kun and Erika-chan
skipped school today.
**[16:42] Sachi**
Ah... About that...
**[16:46] Hiro**
Wow, so that's what happened.
**[16:49] Hiro**
No wonder they aren't at school.
**[16:52] Sachi**
I think it's her mom's doing.
**[16:55] Sachi**
Though...
**[16:58] Hiro**
It's none of my business, I guess.
**[17:04] Ritsuko**
*Good day, both of you.*
**[17:07] Erika**
Mom?!
**[17:08] Ritsuko**
*How are you enjoying your imprisonment?*
**[17:13] Erika**
I could keep it up for a century.
**[17:15] Ritsuko**
*I'm glad to hear it.*
**[17:17] Ritsuko**
*But you know, you're a boy, Nagi-kun.*
**[17:20] Ritsuko**
*You must be approaching your limit.*
**[17:23] Nagi**
Limit for what?
**[17:25] Ritsuko**
* I mean, Erika's got such a cute face,*
* and her body's developed beyond her age.*
**[17:31] Ritsuko**
*You couldn't be blamed for being rock-hard.*
**[17:34] Erika**
Rock-hard?!
**[17:36] Nagi**
Relax. She's testing us.
**[17:39] Erika**
Right. I forgot.
**[17:41] Nagi**
We're fine.
**[17:43] Nagi**
We were living together before, too.
**[17:45] Erika**
Anyway, Mom, what do you want?
**[17:49] Ritsuko**
*I thought the two of you might be bored, so...*
***SIGN*** Momma Quiz!!
**[17:52] Ritsuko**
*Ta-da!*
**[17:53] Ritsuko**
*I'm gonna host a quiz for you!*
**[17:56] Erika**
What? What?
**[17:57] Nagi**
Is it *that* exciting for you?
**[17:59] Ritsuko**
* The winner will get anything*
* they currently want!*
**[18:02] Nagi**
I'm down!
**[18:04] Ritsuko**
*Okay, question one.*
**[18:06] Ritsuko**
*What's this?*
**[18:09] Erika**
That's our reception room.
**[18:13] Erika**
*Yo, yo, yo!*
**[18:15] Erika**
*Erika in da house!*
**[18:18] Erika**
*Listen up, y'all, Erika the Rapper's da bomb!*
**[18:22] Erika**
* Super dorbs world domination,*
* no baddy is gonna get*
**[18:27] Erika**
*in the way of Erika's quest for world peace!*
**[18:30] Erika**
*Rich or poor, you're all in! Yo!*
**[18:34] Erika**
End me.
**[18:36] Ritsuko**
*Who's that?*
**[18:38] Nagi**
I never knew you were da bomb rapper.
**[18:41] Erika**
Stop!
**[18:43] Ritsuko**
*Nagi-kun's correct!*
**[18:45] Nagi**
Nice!
**[18:46] Nagi**
But why that footage?
**[18:49] Ritsuko**
*Okay, next question.*
**[18:51] Ritsuko**
*What do all of these people have in common?*
**[18:57] Erika**
These are all the tutors I fired.
**[19:01] Ritsuko**
*Erika's right!*
**[19:02] Nagi**
What the hell?!
**[19:04] Erika**
They couldn't keep up with me, that's all.
**[19:07] Ritsuko**
*Final question!*
**[19:10] Ritsuko**
*What is this a picture of?*
**[19:12] Erika**
No more!
**[19:15] Nagi**
Wait, Amano-san...
**[19:17] Nagi**
You totaled a car?!
**[19:19] Ritsuko**
*Correct, Nagi-kun!*
**[19:22] Ritsuko**
*Back when she was ten,*
**[19:24] Ritsuko**
* Erika snuck out with the keys when we weren't*
* looking, started the engine, and took off.*
**[19:30] Erika**
I was just trying to run away from home.
**[19:32] Nagi**
When you were *ten*?!
**[19:37] Nagi**
*So that's what this is about.*
**[19:40] Ritsuko**
She keeps doing things like this.
**[19:42] Nagi**
*I see.*
**[19:45] Nagi**
* For you to remember stuff like this,*
* you must really love Erika-san.*
**[19:51] Nagi**
I don't know about her past.
**[19:54] Nagi**
But...
**[19:55] Nagi**
Right now, at least,
Amano-san is so joyful and bright
**[20:00] Nagi**
that I can hardly look straight at her.
**[20:04] Nagi**
So I'll look at who she is now,
not who she was before,
**[20:08] Nagi**
and decide whether I want
to marry her for myself.
**[20:19] Ritsuko**
You still piss me off.
**[20:22] Nagi**
Do you think she got it?
**[20:25] Nagi**
She isn't reacting.
**[20:30] Erika**
Hey, what was that about?!
**[20:31] Erika**
I'm the one choosing!
**[20:33] Nagi**
What? I have a right to choose, too!
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin
**[20:41] Hiro**
Is something wrong?
**[20:42] Sachi**
Hiro-san, take a look at this.
***SIGN*** I'll continue investigating
***SIGN*** Please and thank you
***SIGN*** I've determined the hotel they're at
***SIGN*** Sachi-chan, will you come along?
**[20:45] Ai**
*I've determined the hotel they're at.*
**[20:49] Ai**
*Sachi-chan, will you come along?*
**[20:55] MIB**
Do you not need to observe them anymore?
**[20:57] Ritsuko**
I'm bored of them.
**[20:59] Ritsuko**
I still have work at the station.
**[21:01] MIB**
Uh-huh...
**[21:03] Ritsuko**
*I can't believe I see my husband in him.*
**[21:07] Ritsuko**
*He really is our son, isn't he?*
***SIGN*** Reward for the winner of the quiz
**[21:11] Nagi**
"Reward for the winner of the quiz."
***SIGN*** What do you most need right now?
**[21:14] Nagi**
"What do you most need right now?"
**[21:17] Nagi**
*What do I need most right now...*
**[21:21] Erika**
A tablet, obviously.
**[21:24] Erika**
You can subscribe to watch all
the movies and TV shows you want!
**[21:27] Erika**
And you can get apps and games and stuff.
**[21:28] Erika**
We can waste all the time in the world!
**[21:32] Nagi**
Okay, it's settled.
**[21:36] Nagi**
The entire eleventh grade curriculum!
**[21:39] Nagi**
I'm getting fired up!
**[21:41] Erika**
* I've never seen anyone*
* get turned on by textbooks.*
**[21:41] Nagi**
Pant, pant, pant...
**[21:51] Nagi**
Who's there?!
**[21:55] Nagi**
Wait, Amano-san!
**[22:00] Ai**
Ai.
**[22:01] Nagi**
Ai-chan?! Why?!
***SIGN*** Episode 7: It's Ours to Build!
**[23:35] Ai**
"It's Ours to Build!"
# 7 - It's Ours to Build!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Nagi**
Amano-san?!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Erika**
I can't anymore!
**[00:08] (Flashback) Erika**
I was in for too long.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Erika**
This is my first time...
**[00:13] (Flashback) Erika**
being in a hotel room alone with a guy.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Erika**
Man... it's getting hot in here.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Erika**
Wait, Nagi-kun!
**[00:22] (Flashback) Erika**
Why are you in just a T-shirt?
***SIGN*** Reward for the winner of the quiz
**[02:00] Nagi**
"Reward for the winner of the quiz."
**[02:05] Nagi**
The entire eleventh grade curriculum!
***SIGN*** Episode 7: It's Ours to Build!
**[02:07] Erika**
* I've never seen anyone*
* get turned on by textbooks.*
**[02:07] Nagi**
Pant, pant, pant...
**[02:18] Nagi**
Who's there?!
**[02:21] Nagi**
Wait, Amano-san!
**[02:25] Ai**
Ai.
**[02:26] Nagi**
Ai-chan?! Why?!
**[02:28] Ai**
She fainted.
**[02:31] Ai**
Perhaps that was a bit much.
**[02:34] Ai**
Here we go...
**[02:39] Ai**
This is a perfect opportunity.
**[02:40] Ai**
Let's get out of here together.
**[02:44] Ai**
I've secured an escape route.
**[02:47] Ai**
Let's go somewhere that isn't so confined,
where we'll be more comfortable.
**[02:58] Ai**
Nagi-chan?
**[03:01] Nagi**
I can't do that.
**[03:07] Nagi**
I decided I'm staying here.
**[03:09] Ai**
But aren't you bothered by this?
**[03:11] Ai**
You were suddenly abducted
without any of your things.
**[03:14] Ai**
You're practically imprisoned!
**[03:16] Nagi**
I know.
**[03:18] Nagi**
That's why I don't want to run away.
**[03:20] Ai**
You don't want to run away?
**[03:24] Nagi**
Running away won't solve anything.
**[03:26] Nagi**
That's what Amano-san taught me.
**[03:30] Nagi**
So... sorry.
**[03:32] Nagi**
I hate to turn you away,
but I'm going to stay here.
**[03:38] Ai**
Is that so?
**[03:40] Ai**
You have a lovely relationship.
**[03:45] Ai**
Your values rubbed off on each other,
and you grew as people.
**[03:49] Ai**
Things are going in a good direction.
**[03:52] Ai**
I think that's a great relationship.
**[03:56] Nagi**
I'm not sure.
**[03:58] Ai**
But...
**[04:00] Ai**
that's family, not romance.
**[04:08] Ai**
Listen, Nagi-chan!
**[04:09] Nagi**
Right!
**[04:10] Ai**
I parted ways with my family
to come to Japan for you!
**[04:15] Nagi**
That's... yeah, I'm glad
I got to see you grown up.
**[04:19] Ai**
You even confessed to me!
**[04:21] Nagi**
I mean, that was the first time in my life.
**[04:24] Nagi**
That was exciting for me.
**[04:25] Ai**
Our love even made the news!
**[04:28] Nagi**
You were my first love,
so I didn't entirely hate it.
**[04:32] Nagi**
Although it shocked me.
**[04:35] Ai**
That's the point!
**[04:36] Nagi**
What's the point?!
**[04:38] Ai**
Romantic relationships are
supposed to be more exciting!
**[04:43] Nagi**
Ai-chan, what are you...
**[04:45] Ai**
Basically...
**[04:51] Ai**
Whose panties would you rather see?
**[04:56] Ai**
That's the real question.
**[05:05] Nagi**
Are you sure?
**[05:07] Ai**
I am!
**[05:18] Nagi**
*Whose panties would I rather see?*
**[05:22] Nagi**
What I want to see is...
**[05:24] Erika**
Since when were my panties an option here?
**[05:30] Nagi**
Amano-san!
**[05:31] Nagi**
You were awake? Since when?
**[05:33] Erika**
Shush.
**[05:36] Ai**
You finally reacted.
**[05:38] Nagi**
You knew, Ai-chan?
**[05:41] Erika**
I was, yeah.
**[05:47] Ai**
This is a perfect opportunity.
**[05:49] Ai**
I've been wanting to speak with you.
**[05:52] Erika**
You're right. No one will interrupt us here.
**[06:01] Nagi**
Er...
**[06:02] Nagi**
I'm going to the bathroom.
**[06:04] Ai; Erika**
You're staying right here!
**[06:06] Nagi**
Yes'm!
**[06:07] Nagi; Text**
* My fiancée and childhood friend*
* are going at it hard!*
***SIGN*** My fiancée and childhood friend are
going at it hard!!
**[06:11] Ai**
All right, I'll be straight.
**[06:15] Ai**
I want you to break off your
engagement with Nagi-chan!
**[06:21] Erika**
If I could do that, I already would have.
**[06:24] Erika**
But this is between family.
**[06:26] Ai**
Are you sure about that?
**[06:29] Ai**
That's become a
thought-terminating cliché for you.
**[06:32] Ai**
Are you sure you aren't being
too compliant to your parents?
**[06:35] Nagi**
O-Of course I'm not!
**[06:38] Nagi**
I'm living with Nagi-kun so
I can become independent.
**[06:41] Nagi**
In fact, I think I'm a totally different person
**[06:44] Erika**
compared to who I was before I met him.
**[06:46] Nagi**
*Are you?*
**[06:48] Ai**
Well, then, if you were to
forgo your engagement,
**[06:52] Ai**
what relationship would
the two of you have left?
**[06:56] Erika**
Nothing!
**[07:00] Erika**
Wait, there's actually nothing.
**[07:03] Erika**
Our values and our lifestyles
are totally different.
**[07:06] Erika**
We're just strangers!
**[07:07] Erika**
I've been living with this guy?!
**[07:09] Nagi**
*You* just *realized that?*
**[07:12] Ai**
In other words, that's all the
two of you have between you.
**[07:15] Ai**
Nothing at all.
**[07:17] Erika**
I can't deny that.
**[07:19] Nagi**
*Why is she so smug about it?*
**[07:21] Nagi**
*Then again...*
**[07:22] Nagi**
*Amano-san's always helping me out.*
**[07:26] Ai**
On the other hand, that isn't true for me.
**[07:31] Ai**
First, please have a look at this.
***SIGN*** 18 years old
***SIGN*** Nagi-chan and Ai marry
We live lovey-dovey until 22
***SIGN*** 23 years old
***SIGN*** We have a child
(it'll be a girl)
**[07:35] Ai**
This is the one-hundred-year
life plan for me and Nagi-chan.
***SIGN*** We get a dog
***SIGN*** 50 years old
***SIGN*** Our three children grow out of the home
The two of us live happily together
***SIGN*** 52 years old
***SIGN*** We go on a tour around the world
(High-end cruise with a casino)
***SIGN*** Nagi-chan and Ai's
100-Year Life Plan
**[07:42] Ai**
And I'll be continuing work
even after we get married.
**[07:47] Ai**
I'll ask Nagi-chan to be a stay-at-home dad.
**[07:50] Nagi**
A stay-at-home dad...
I never even considered that.
**[07:54] Erika**
I have so many questions, but...
**[07:57] Erika**
What's up with this last one?
***SIGN*** 100 years old
***SIGN*** The two hold hands and ascend
to heaven
**[07:59] Erika**
That's pretty cringe.
**[08:00] Ai**
How could you say that?!
**[08:02] Erika**
It just doesn't seem realistic.
**[08:05] Erika**
The whole thing sounds like a kid's fantasy.
**[08:08] Nagi**
Come on, you two.
**[08:10] Nagi**
* I never knew Ai-chan was thinking*
* so much of me, though.*
**[08:16] Erika**
First of all, I don't know how you made
the assumption that you're getting married.
**[08:21] Ai**
Of course you don't understand.
**[08:24] Ai**
You've never considered the idea of marriage.
**[08:28] Ai**
Meanwhile, I returned
to Japan to get married.
**[08:32] Erika**
That isn't the point.
**[08:34] Erika**
You assume getting married
automatically means you'll be happy.
**[08:37] Erika**
What I'm saying is that
that's the first mistake.
**[08:43] Ai**
That isn't how it works?!
**[08:45] Erika**
Who's the one who doesn't understand now?
**[08:48] Erika**
I mean, look at my parents.
**[08:50] Erika**
Mom and Dad are so busy.
**[08:52] Erika**
They've never had time for each other.
**[08:55] Erika**
My brother's gone missing.
**[08:58] Erika**
And I'm all alone.
**[09:01] Erika**
Does this look like happiness to you?
**[09:06] Ai**
It doesn't.
**[09:08] Ai**
My family's parted ways, too.
**[09:11] Erika**
That's even worse than mine!
**[09:14] Erika**
Anyway, I'm just warning you not to
get your hopes up about marriage.
**[09:19] Erika**
Not everyone finds happiness.
**[09:24] Nagi**
*I guess my family's fortunate in that sense.*
**[09:27] Ai**
Do you really believe a marriage
decided on by your family
**[09:30] Ai**
will bring you happiness?
**[09:32] Erika**
What about you?
**[09:34] Erika**
You don't know that your plan will
work out even if you do get married!
**[09:39] Nagi**
Calm down.
**[09:41] Nagi**
There's no end to it once you
start talking about the future.
**[09:44] Nagi**
After all, the future is ours to build.
**[09:47] Ai; Erika**
You stay out of this!
**[09:48] Nagi**
I'm sorry!
**[09:51] Erika**
We'll have to settle this.
**[09:54] Ai**
The outcome is already clear.
**[09:57] Nagi**
Er... You guys?
**[10:12] Nagi**
Please don't get into a brawl here!
**[10:15] Nagi**
I don't want to see blood
in this confined space!
**[10:22] Erika**
I get the sense...
**[10:24] Ai**
...that we're gonna get along great!
**[10:30] Nagi**
Huh?
**[10:31] Erika**
Man, I'm getting thirsty
after all that talking.
**[10:36] Ai**
I brought apple juice.
**[10:38] Erika**
For real?!
**[10:40] Nagi**
H-How did that happen?
**[10:46] Erika**
Well, it pissed me off at first,
but nothing she said was wrong.
**[10:53] Erika**
There's a lot she made me realize.
**[10:58] Ai**
Me, too.
**[10:59] Ai**
No one's ever spoken so
openly with me before you.
**[11:08] Erika**
You know...
**[11:10] Ai**
This is so...
**[11:14] Erika**
It's like we were connected
in our past lives, you know?
**[11:18] Nagi**
*They're totally on the same wavelength!*
**[11:21] Erika**
There's one thing I want to ask you...
**[11:25] Ai**
Me, too.
**[11:26] Nagi**
*I don't get girls.*
**[11:29] Nagi**
*Either way, I'm glad they're hitting it off.*
**[11:38] Erika**
Those panties are so cute!
**[11:40] Erika**
Where'd you buy them?
**[11:42] Ai**
Yours, too!
**[11:43] Ai**
The design is so audacious.
**[11:45] Ai**
Where did you purchase them?
**[11:48] Erika**
They're the same color as yours, though.
**[11:50] Ai**
We're two peas in a pod.
**[11:53] Erika**
Right?
**[12:05] Erika**
I've decided to leave here with Ai-chan.
**[12:09] Nagi**
What?
**[12:10] Nagi**
Hang on, what is this?
**[12:12] Ai**
I've secured an escape route.
**[12:15] Nagi**
That's not what I mean!
**[12:17] Nagi**
You said we're spending two weeks here
together because your mom's testing us!
**[12:22] Erika**
That's exactly why we're leaving.
**[12:25] Erika**
I don't need to beg my mom to let me out.
**[12:28] Erika**
That's true independence, isn't it?
**[12:31] Nagi**
Maybe, but...
**[12:33] Ai**
You have nothing to worry about.
**[12:36] Ai**
I've prepared a place for you
to hide out for roughly a week.
**[12:43] Ai**
Needless to say,
it'll come with new textbooks.
**[12:45] Nagi**
I'm going!
**[12:53] Ai**
We can get outside through this door.
**[12:56] Ai**
Let's go.
**[12:58] Nagi**
*Is it supposed to be this easy to get out?*
**[13:02] Nagi**
* I could have sworn there was security*
* outside the door until yesterday.*
**[13:07] Ritsuko**
It looks like this is it.
**[13:10] Ritsuko**
Did you think I wouldn't notice?
**[13:13] Ritsuko**
I wish you wouldn't
underestimate your mother.
**[13:17] Ritsuko**
I'm not going to stop you now.
**[13:21] Ritsuko**
As your mother,
I felt an urge to protect you two,
**[13:24] Ritsuko**
but it looks like that won't be necessary.
**[13:27] Ritsuko**
Besides, you and Erika...
**[13:31] Ritsuko**
I understand your relationship very well now.
**[13:34] Nagi**
What is that supposed to mean?
**[13:36] Ritsuko**
I mean that it's too much for me to handle.
**[13:39] Ritsuko**
Do as you wish.
**[13:41] Nagi**
*So she's given up on us?*
**[13:45] Ritsuko**
Also, I trust that you're ready to hear this.
**[13:49] Ritsuko**
You've heard from Erika
**[13:51] Ritsuko**
that you have an older brother, correct?
**[13:55] Ritsuko**
He might be closer than you think.
**[13:59] Ritsuko**
Don't tell Erika about this.
**[14:03] Nagi**
Hang on! Why are you telling me, then?
**[14:08] Ritsuko**
I want you to save Sousuke.
**[14:12] Nagi**
*Save him?*
**[14:14] Erika**
Seriously, Nagi-kun! What's the holdup?
**[14:23] Erika**
Come on. Let's go.
**[14:27] Nagi**
Thank you for sheltering us!
**[14:30] Erika**
Stop shouting! Jeez!
**[14:32] Nagi**
*What the hell is going on here?*
**[14:38] Erika**
Looks like there's no one chasing us.
**[14:40] Erika**
Thanks to Ai-chan.
**[14:42] Ai**
I'm glad we escaped safely.
**[14:47] Erika**
Why don't you say thank you, Nagi-kun?
**[14:50] Nagi**
Oh, right... Thanks.
**[14:53] Ai**
I was the one who caused
this in the first place.
**[14:55] Erika; Nagi**
*Oh, right.*
**[14:57] Ai**
From now on, I'll think more before I act.
**[15:01] Ai**
I'm going to do better.
**[15:05] Erika**
What are you plotting now?!
**[15:07] Ai**
With that, Nagi-chan,
I'll have you depart here.
**[15:15] Nagi**
Wait, where am I?!
**[15:17] Nagi**
You can't just drop me off
in the middle of nowhere!
**[15:19] Ai**
You'll be picked up soon enough.
**[15:21] Erika**
What about me?
**[15:23] Ai**
You're going somewhere else.
**[15:25] Ai**
For security reasons,
I can't shelter you two together.
**[15:29] Ai**
I hope you understand.
**[15:32] Erika**
Oh. Okay.
**[15:34] Nagi**
I see.
**[15:36] Ai**
Well, we'll be off.
**[15:39] Erika**
Wait! Nagi-kun!
**[15:41] Erika**
We'll see each other after a week, right?
**[15:47] Nagi**
Of course we will!
**[15:54] Nagi**
Why would she ask that?
**[15:57] Nagi**
Hang on...
**[15:58] Nagi**
Where am I?
**[15:59] Nagi**
She said I'll get picked up.
**[16:05] Nagi**
You scared me!
**[16:07] Nagi**
Are you Ai-chan's relative?
**[16:10] Nagi**
Huh?
**[16:15] Nagi**
Is this place...
**[16:18] Nagi**
*N-No way.*
**[16:21] Nagi**
* When she said she prepared a*
* place for me to stay for a week...*
***SIGN*** Meguro
Myoujin
**[16:31] Nagi**
*It was Segawa-san's place?!*
**[16:37] Nagi**
Erm...
**[16:39] Nagi**
Does this mean I'm staying at your place?
**[16:47] Nagi**
*Or not? Then why am I here?*
**[16:53] Nagi**
Hey...
**[17:04] Nagi**
So you're offering me shelter here?
**[17:08] Nagi**
Thanks for the tea.
**[17:24] Nagi**
* I never thought the day would come when*
* I'd take a bath at Segawa-san's place.*
**[17:29] Nagi**
*Could this water have Segawa-san's...*
**[17:33] Nagi**
*Nah, no way.*
**[17:36] Nagi**
*Though...*
**[17:37] Nagi**
*She hasn't said a word to me.*
**[17:40] Nagi**
*I guess she really hates me.*
**[17:46] Nagi**
Salt?
**[17:50] Nagi**
I see.
**[17:51] Nagi**
It's like a massage salt thing.
**[17:55] Nagi**
Clothes.
**[17:57] Nagi**
This bright white kimono is pajamas?!
**[18:00] Nagi**
Shrines really are something else.
**[18:10] Nagi**
Er, uh...
**[18:11] Nagi**
I'm wondering if there's
anything I can help with.
**[18:15] Nagi**
It's still too early to go to bed.
**[18:33] Nagi**
*But what's this huge hole for?*
**[18:38] Nagi**
*Wait... Something doesn't feel right.*
**[18:42] Nagi**
* Why was I brought to Segawa-san's place*
* when we aren't even friends anymore?*
**[18:48] Nagi**
*Wait...*
**[18:50] Nagi**
*I'm being made to purify myself with salt,*
**[18:53] Nagi**
*to prepare myself in a white shroud...*
**[18:57] Nagi**
*And this hole is to bury me in?!*
**[19:01] Nagi**
*Am I about to...*
**[19:15] Nagi**
Please spare my life!
**[19:27] Hiro**
You're so cute, Umino-kun.
**[19:35] Nagi**
I was mistaken about the whole thing?
**[19:38] Hiro**
I guess you could say that.
**[19:42] Hiro**
The salt in the bathroom is
just morishio for protection.
**[19:45] Hiro**
We didn't have men's pajamas, so I thought
I could just lend you a white kimono.
**[19:49] Hiro**
The hole in the yard is for a tree
we're planting tomorrow.
**[19:52] Hiro**
I figured I'd get your help.
**[19:54] Hiro**
I had no idea I was scaring you.
**[19:58] Nagi**
So why wouldn't you talk to me today?
**[20:03] Hiro**
Well...
**[20:08] Hiro**
I was messing with you.
**[20:11] Nagi**
You were messing with me?!
**[20:14] Hiro**
I mean, I hadn't seen you in a while,
and you were acting all confused.
**[20:18] Hiro**
It was so funny. I had to.
**[20:20] Nagi**
Segawa-san! Why?!
**[20:23] Hiro**
Anyway, I'm sorry.
**[20:26] Hiro**
I seem to have had the wrong idea.
**[20:30] Hiro**
Ai-san told me about how it all started.
**[20:34] Hiro**
Besides,
**[20:36] Hiro**
I was getting too comfortable with you.
**[20:41] Nagi**
*I don't get it.*
**[20:43] Hiro**
But then Ai-san contacted me,
**[20:47] Hiro**
and it got me wondering when I'm going
to stop being a background character.
**[20:51] Nagi**
A background character?
**[20:53] Nagi**
You aren't...
**[20:57] Hiro**
So I have to stop being dependent on you.
**[21:00] Hiro**
I'm going to confront it.
**[21:03] Hiro**
I'm the protagonist.
**[21:09] Hiro**
Would you cooperate,
as a background character?
**[21:13] Nagi**
Yes! Gladly!
**[21:15] Hiro**
As a background character?
You're okay with that?
**[21:18] Nagi**
*Segawa-san's so badass.*
**[21:22] Erika**
Which is why...
**[21:25] Erika**
I'm going to be in your care for a while.
**[21:29] Namie**
You're more than welcome!
**[21:31] Namie**
I can't believe you'll be staying with us!
**[21:34] Yohei**
Things are gonna be fun!
**[21:38] Yohei**
Good for you, huh, Sachi?
**[21:41] Sachi**
Yeah.
**[21:45] Hiro**
Morning, Umino-kun!
**[21:48] Hiro**
I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the
lead role, have something that I want to do.
**[21:53] Nagi**
Uh-huh. And that is?
**[22:00] Hiro**
Umino-kun,
**[22:01] Hiro**
let's get married.
***SIGN*** Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
**[23:36] Hiro**
"No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss."
# 8 - No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] Hiro**
I, Segawa Hiro, in order to take back the
lead role, have something that I want to do.
**[00:10] Hiro**
Umino-kun,
**[00:12] Hiro**
let's get married.
**[01:45] Nagi**
Making a wedding pamphlet?
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin
Wedding Guide
***SIGN*** Accepting Applications
**[01:48] Hiro**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Episode 8: No Such Thing as a Meaningless Kiss
**[01:50] Hiro**
Our shrine does weddings, among other things.
**[01:54] Hiro**
We've been talking about updating it a little.
**[01:57] Nagi**
I see.
**[01:59] Nagi**
*Jeez. I was totally under the impression...*
**[02:02] Hiro**
And a bride is a lead role.
**[02:04] Nagi**
Which means...
**[02:06] Hiro**
In other words,
**[02:08] Hiro**
you and I are going to be the bride
and groom in the pamphlet.
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin
Wedding Guide
***SIGN*** Accepting Applications
***SIGN*** Me
***SIGN*** Segawa-san
**[02:17] Hiro**
Would you not be okay with that?
**[02:21] Nagi**
*Me and Segawa-san?! A marriage photo?!*
**[02:24] Nagi**
Let's do it.
**[02:26] Hiro**
Great!
**[02:28] Hiro**
Okay, I'll go discuss it with Mom.
**[02:31] Nagi**
Okay!
**[02:33] Hiro's Mom**
Absolutely not.
**[02:35] Hiro's Mom**
You can't be serious!
**[02:37] Hiro's Mom**
You're engaged.
**[02:39] Hiro's Mom**
You, hold a wedding?!
**[02:41] Hiro's Mom**
You're supposed to be confined here.
**[02:43] Hiro's Mom**
Why not spend your time
reflecting at the shrine instead,
**[02:47] Hiro's Mom**
U-kun?!
**[02:48] Nagi**
She knows about it!
**[02:51] Hiro**
We know it isn't your fault,
so she agreed to take you in.
**[02:57] Hiro**
But I guess a wedding was a bit too much.
**[03:01] Nagi**
Sorry I can't be of any help.
**[03:03] Hiro**
That just gets me even more fired up.
**[03:06] Hiro**
We're just getting started, Umino-kun.
**[03:10] Hiro's Mom**
Oh, my.
**[03:12] Hiro's Mom**
Who might have tidied up here?
**[03:17] Nagi**
There.
**[03:19] Hiro's Mom**
Did you do the cleaning?
**[03:22] Nagi**
Please, get some rest.
**[03:24] Nagi**
I don't mean this in exchange, but—
**[03:26] Hiro's Mom**
Nope.
**[03:28] Hiro's Mom**
This was supposed to be a job
for the part-time worker.
**[03:32] Hiro's Mom**
This just makes things more complicated.
**[03:37] Nagi**
I've wiped the floors in the halls, too.
**[03:40] Hiro's Mom**
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
**[03:42] Hiro's Mom**
but Hiro has a fiancé.
**[03:48] Hiro**
Well, shoot.
**[03:50] Hiro**
So that didn't work, either.
**[03:52] Nagi**
Forgive my ineffectiveness!
**[03:55] Hiro**
We're just getting started.
**[03:58] Hiro**
Have you given up, Umino-kun?
**[04:01] Nagi**
Your mother made it clear that we can't.
**[04:04] Hiro**
That's how it always is.
**[04:08] Hiro**
No matter how many times we fail,
we only need to succeed once to win.
**[04:14] Nagi**
*I see.*
**[04:16] Nagi**
* Segawa-san is who she is now*
* because she battles her mother.*
**[04:23] Hiro's Mom**
That boy, Umino-kun,
has driven Hiro to do so much.
**[04:29] Hiro's Mom**
Just who is he?
**[04:31] Hiro's Dad**
All right, then.
**[04:33] Hiro's Dad**
I'll deal with it!
**[04:35] Nagi**
That's great, Segawa-san.
**[04:44] Hiro's Dad**
Well, well, well... You must be Umino-kun!
**[04:50] Nagi**
Yes, but, uh...
**[04:52] Nagi**
Who might you be?
**[04:54] Hiro**
Dad...
**[04:58] Hiro's Dad**
I challenge you to a sumo match!
**[05:01] Hiro's Dad**
Defeat me, and I will allow the wedding.
**[05:05] Hiro's Dad**
Ready...
**[05:07] Nagi**
*What is even going on here?!*
**[05:11] Nagi**
*Then again...*
**[05:13] Nagi**
*I don't have a choice!*
**[05:16] Hiro's Dad**
Nokotta!
**[05:20] Hiro**
Umino-kun!
**[05:22] Hiro's Dad**
Heave-ho!
**[05:28] Hiro**
Splat.
**[05:30] Nagi**
Wait, wait! There's no way!
**[05:32] Hiro's Dad**
All right, approved!
**[05:34] Nagi**
Why?!
**[05:35] Hiro**
Nice!
**[05:38] Hiro's Dad**
Splendid!
**[05:41] Hiro's Dad**
Sumo is not all about winning.
**[05:44] Hiro's Dad**
Your courage in facing me is worthy of praise.
**[05:48] Hiro's Dad**
I like you, Umino-kun!
**[05:51] Nagi**
* I never thought I'd be taking a bath*
* with Segawa-san's dad, though...*
**[05:57] Hiro's Dad**
Me coming to this shrine is
why Hiro's in such a bind.
**[06:04] Hiro's Dad**
Her mom and I were
married by our parents' will.
**[06:10] Nagi**
You were?!
**[06:12] Hiro's Dad**
This shrine has a 1,300-year history.
**[06:15] Hiro's Dad**
There's a lot going on.
**[06:18] Hiro's Dad**
I was 23 and Asami-san was 21 when I was
adopted into the family as her groom.
**[06:28] Hiro's Dad**
When we first met, she seemed
like such an adorable lady.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad**
Erm...
**[06:39] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad**
Is something the matter?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Hiro's Mom**
Am I marrying such a giant man?
**[06:52] Hiro's Dad**
Even after we got married, my feelings
for her went unrequited for a time.
**[06:58] Nagi**
That must have been difficult.
**[07:01] Hiro's Dad**
Not at all.
**[07:03] Hiro's Dad**
I've married a fantastic woman. I'm happy.
**[07:06] Hiro's Dad**
Which is why I want Hiro to
marry whomever she chooses.
**[07:14] Hiro's Dad**
Asami-san married me to protect this shrine.
**[07:18] Hiro's Dad**
But I'm sure she still has her regrets.
**[07:22] Hiro's Dad**
If she hadn't been engaged to me,
**[07:24] Hiro's Dad**
she might be much happier right now.
**[07:28] Hiro's Dad**
Not a day goes by that I don't consider it.
**[07:32] Hiro's Dad**
All right, that's enough time in the bath!
**[07:34] Nagi**
Yes, sir!
**[07:40] Nagi**
*Yakisoba!*
**[07:43] Hiro's Dad**
Umino-kun, are you all right?!
**[07:45] Hiro's Dad**
You're gonna catch a cold,
letting your yakisoba bun hang out like that!
**[07:56] Hiro's Mom**
You may allow it, but I will not.
**[08:00] Hiro's Mom**
How would you face your fiancé
with a pamphlet like that out there?
**[08:06] Hiro**
I'm not marrying my fiancé.
**[08:11] Hiro's Mom**
Here we go again.
**[08:14] Hiro's Mom**
Why, exactly, are you so adamantly against it?
**[08:18] Hiro**
Because I've seen you and Dad.
**[08:21] Hiro**
I know marrying someone arranged by
my parents isn't going to make me happy.
**[08:25] Hiro's Mom**
My!
**[08:29] Hiro**
Why do I have to get married
when it isn't going to make me happy?
**[08:33] Hiro**
I'll protect the shrine without doing that!
**[08:36] Hiro's Mom**
This isn't about just you!
**[08:39] Hiro's Mom**
What would you know?!
**[08:41] Hiro**
You're the one who doesn't get it!
**[08:43] Hiro's Dad**
Why don't you allow her already?!
**[08:47] Hiro's Dad**
Asami-san, it's just a wedding photo!
**[08:50] Hiro's Dad**
It's fiction!
**[08:53] Hiro's Mom**
That isn't what we're discussing right now.
**[08:55] Hiro's Mom**
I take issue with you, too.
**[08:58] Hiro's Mom**
You may be large,
but you're utterly helpless.
**[09:02] Hiro's Mom**
You can't button your shirts,
**[09:05] Hiro's Mom**
you keep breaking things...
**[09:08] Hiro's Dad**
I didn't do anything to tear it.
**[09:08] Hiro's Mom**
And how many tabi socks have you torn?
**[09:12] Nagi**
*Uh-oh.*
**[09:13] Hiro's Mom**
You've destroyed the shrine ceiling.
**[09:15] Hiro's Mom**
You've made kids cry
during their shrine visits.
**[09:18] Hiro's Mom**
All you can manage to do without me is sumo!
**[09:22] Hiro's Dad**
Sumo!
**[09:23] Hiro**
Dad, be strong!
**[09:25] Nagi**
*Huh?*
**[09:26] Hiro**
And you, Mom!
**[09:28] Hiro**
You could at least say he can't
take care of anything around him!
**[09:34] Nagi**
Isn't that what that is about?
**[09:39] Nagi**
Segawa-san's mother is always with her father.
**[09:45] Nagi**
You've seen him all the time.
**[09:47] Nagi**
You know him inside-out.
**[09:50] Nagi**
You wouldn't do that if you hated him.
**[09:54] Nagi**
That's how much you love him, isn't it?
**[10:00] Hiro's Mom**
To say out loud that I love him
is such a Western notion...
**[10:07] Nagi**
Is he roaring?!
**[10:08] Hiro**
Don't cry, Dad.
**[10:13] Hiro**
Thanks, Umino-kun.
**[10:16] Nagi**
Huh?
**[10:17] Hiro**
I got to know something about
my family that I didn't before.
**[10:20] Hiro**
Mom used to hate Dad, but she
started liking him over time, I guess.
**[10:26] Nagi**
Seems like it.
**[10:28] Hiro**
I found that out in the short time
that you've been here.
**[10:33] Hiro**
I wonder if I'd learn more if we married.
**[10:39] Hiro**
Kidding.
**[10:40] Nagi**
Kidding?!
**[10:43] Hiro**
But...
**[10:46] Hiro**
Maybe I'm free to have
my own relationships now.
**[10:53] Hiro**
I mean, it doesn't matter why you
got married in the beginning.
**[10:57] Hiro**
What matters is that you're happy now, right?
**[11:01] Hiro**
That means it doesn't have to
be the person I'm engaged to.
**[11:10] Hiro**
Hey, Umino-kun...
**[11:13] Nagi**
Yes? What is it?!
**[11:17] Hiro**
I...
**[11:20] Hiro's Dad**
Hey, you two!
**[11:23] Hiro's Dad**
I've changed my mind!
**[11:25] Hiro's Dad**
Hiro, you are to marry your fiancé!
**[11:29] Hiro's Dad**
I've thought it through and realized
**[11:31] Hiro's Dad**
that marrying your fiancé is
the best way to find happiness!
**[11:36] Hiro**
What are you talking about?!
**[11:39] Hiro**
Mom, please, say something!
**[11:41] Hiro's Mom**
He's absolutely right.
**[11:43] Hiro**
Come on!
**[12:01] Hiro**
Umino-kun.
**[12:02] Hiro**
We officially got permission to do the wedding.
**[12:07] Nagi**
You did it!
**[12:09] Hiro**
It's all thanks to you.
**[12:11] Nagi**
Did I do something?
**[12:14] Hiro**
Mom isn't convinced yet...
**[12:17] (Flashback) Hiro's Dad**
Please, Asami-san!
Don't you want to see it, as a parent?!
**[12:17] Hiro**
But Dad was desperate to see me
as a bride, so he convinced her.
**[12:22] Hiro**
All right, let's do this!
**[12:26] Nagi**
I definitely haven't done anything, have I?
***SIGN*** Elementary School
***SIGN*** Middle School
***SIGN*** Preschool
**[12:30] Nagi**
A video recording your growth?
**[12:33] Hiro**
I think a wedding is meant to thank
your parents for raising you, too.
**[12:39] Hiro**
I want my parents to think back to the past.
**[12:43] Nagi**
Makes sense.
**[12:46] Nagi**
I can't believe this used to be you.
**[12:49] Hiro**
Well, of course.
***SIGN*** Winner
**[12:52] Hiro**
This was when I won at our
elementary school sports festival.
**[12:56] Nagi**
So you've always been competitive.
**[13:00] Nagi**
Though...
**[13:02] Nagi**
I can tell you really love this shrine.
**[13:08] Hiro**
Y-You can tell?
**[13:10] Nagi**
You don't smile like that outside the shrine.
**[13:21] Hiro**
You look good, Umino-kun!
**[13:24] Nagi**
Do I?
**[13:27] Nagi**
* Man, I'm getting nervous*
* now that I have the outfit on.*
**[13:32] Nagi**
*We're really doing this wedding, aren't we?*
**[13:36] Nagi**
*I know it's make-believe, but...*
**[13:38] Hiro**
Umino-kun, it's crooked.
**[13:47] Hiro**
By the way...
**[13:49] Nagi**
What... was that about?
**[13:53] Hiro**
What was what about?
**[13:54] Nagi**
At school, I mean...
**[13:56] Nagi**
Oh, no, that was an accident.
**[13:58] Nagi**
That was nothing, right?
**[14:03] Hiro**
There's no such thing as a meaningless kiss.
**[14:08] Hiro**
Um...
**[14:10] Nagi**
You mean...
**[14:15] Hiro**
I'm looking forward to the kiss after the vows.
***SIGN*** Umino-tei Diner
**[14:20] Erika**
Come on in!
**[14:22] Erika**
Welcome to Umino-tei.
***SIGN*** Trainee
**[14:24] Erika**
Are you ready to order?
**[14:27] Guy 1**
Wait, is this the wrong place?
**[14:30] Guy 2**
Hey, I know you!
**[14:32] Guy 2**
You're the daughter of that hotel tycoon.
**[14:34] Erika**
That's me.
**[14:35] Erika**
I decided to work here
for a while for experience.
**[14:41] Namie**
We just happened to be short-staffed,
so we're lucky she came by.
**[14:46] Yohei**
She's productive, and she's
popular with the customers.
**[14:50] Yohei**
You'll have to work hard to keep up, Sachi!
**[14:54] Namie**
Come on! The dishes are piling up!
**[14:57] Namie**
Pick up the pace!
**[14:58] Sachi**
I'm working on it!
**[15:00] Namie**
Sheesh.
**[15:01] Namie**
You're always so quick to talk back.
**[15:05] Yohei**
You haven't even been away
from the shop for that long,
**[15:08] Yohei**
and you're already losing your edge.
**[15:11] Erika**
Don't worry about it, Sachi-chan.
**[15:14] Erika**
Y'know, this is my first time spending time
here, so they're just being extra nice to me.
**[15:22] Erika**
I mean, I spilled some beer earlier,
and I've already broken five dishes.
**[15:27] Erika**
Tee-hee.
**[15:28] Sachi**
That's not it.
**[15:31] Sachi**
I'm worried about what Onii's up to.
**[15:36] Erika**
Oh, is that why you've been so down?
**[15:39] Erika**
You're so cute, Sachi-chan.
**[15:41] Sachi**
It's not just that.
**[15:45] Erika**
I'm sure Nagi-kun's doing great.
**[15:49] Erika**
He was obsessed with studying the
whole time we were in the hotel room.
**[15:55] Erika**
He's probably discussing schoolwork
with Hiro-chan right now.
**[15:58] Sachi**
You mean nothing happened?
**[16:03] Erika**
What do you mean?
**[16:04] Erika**
Nothing happened.
**[16:09] Sachi**
Okay.
**[16:12] Hiro's Mom**
Hey, Sachi, could you get the
evening paper from the postbox?
**[16:15] Sachi**
Okay.
**[16:21] Sachi**
An invitation?
**[16:27] Ai**
An invitation for me?
**[16:28] Ai**
For what?
**[16:31] Nagi; Hiro**
* The two of us will be holding*
* a wedding ceremony.*
**[16:36] Sachi**
What?
**[16:37] Nagi; Hiro**
*We would be delighted if you could join us.*
**[16:40] Nagi**
*Umino Nagi.*
**[16:41] Hiro**
*Segawa Hiro.*
**[16:42] Ai**
What?
**[16:44] Nagi**
*Just kidding.*
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin Wedding Ceremony Pamphlet Production Committee
**[16:46] Nagi**
*We would like you to participate as attendees*
**[16:49] Nagi**
* in producing photos for a wedding*
* ceremony pamphlet sample.*
***SIGN*** Open Today
***SIGN*** Umino
family
Segawa
family
(False)
Wedding
Ceremony
Meguro
Myoujin
**[16:54] Nagi**
*See you there!*
**[16:58] Hiro's Dad**
Looking good, Umino-kun!
**[16:59] Hiro's Dad**
You look good in a hakama.
**[17:02] Nagi**
You're making me nervous.
**[17:03] Nagi**
Please don't—
**[17:19] Hiro's Dad**
Hiro!
**[17:22] Hiro's Dad**
You're the most beautiful thing in the world!
**[17:24] Hiro**
Jeez, don't make a huge deal of it, Dad.
**[17:26] Hiro's Dad**
Let me get a good look! Get a camera!
**[17:29] Nagi**
*Sh-Shit...*
**[17:29] Hiro's Dad**
Camera!
**[17:31] Nagi**
*Segawa-san's too beautiful.*
**[17:33] Nagi**
*I have no words.*
**[17:35] Hiro's Dad**
Why can't I get it to focus?!
**[17:38] Hiro's Mom**
Because you're crying.
**[17:40] Hiro's Mom**
You can't even take a proper picture.
**[17:43] Hiro's Mom**
You really are good for nothing
besides sumo wrestling.
**[17:46] Hiro's Mom**
I still haven't approved of this.
**[17:49] Hiro**
Come on, Mom.
**[17:52] Hiro's Dad**
Well, then, you two,
stand in front of the main shrine.
**[17:55] Hiro**
Come closer, Umino-kun.
**[17:57] Nagi**
Okay.
**[17:58] Hiro**
Right, we're getting married.
**[18:01] Hiro**
"Umino-kun" isn't right.
**[18:04] Hiro**
Nagi-san.
**[18:07] Nagi**
Hiro...
**[18:08] Nagi**
Hiro-san?
**[18:11] Hiro**
You're too tense, Nagi-san.
**[18:13] Erika**
What the? Holy crap!
**[18:14] Erika**
It's totally Japanese-style!
**[18:16] Erika**
Should I have dressed differently?
**[18:18] Nagi**
Amano-san!
**[18:19] Hiro**
Erika-chan! You made it!
**[18:22] Erika**
You're so pretty, Hiro-chan!
**[18:24] Nagi**
Also, why are you in a white dress?
**[18:29] Erika**
Is that wrong?
**[18:30] Nagi**
White is for the bride!
**[18:33] Erika**
Whoopsie-daisy.
**[18:37] Erika**
I thought it was just a party.
**[18:40] Nagi**
*Segawa-san's cracking up.*
**[18:42] Erika**
Weddings are nice, though, huh?
**[18:46] Erika**
I hope I can have one someday.
**[18:50] Hiro**
I wanna go to your wedding, Erika-chan!
**[18:54] Erika**
Come! Come!
**[18:55] Nagi**
* Who are they even imagining*
* getting married to?*
**[18:58] Staff**
Please be ready in the waiting room.
**[19:01] Erika**
I guess I should just wait here?
**[19:04] Hiro**
I'll have a surprise ready
while you're waiting.
**[19:08] Ai**
To our attendees,
**[19:11] Ai**
thank you for attending this (false) wedding.
**[19:17] Ai**
We'll be ready briefly, but in the meantime,
**[19:20] Ai**
I, Mochizuki Ai, will entertain you!
**[19:24] Nagi**
* She's overshadowing the bride with her*
* entrance when this isn't even her show!*
**[19:29] Ai**
You won't get away with this!
**[19:31] Ai**
No one gave you permission!
**[19:33] Ai**
No permission!
**[19:35] Nagi**
*And she's singing a jealousy song!*
**[19:38] Hiro**
Er, Ai-san...
**[19:40] Hiro**
We're just taking photos.
You don't need to sing.
**[19:43] Ai**
I don't allow things to be half-assed.
**[19:47] Ai**
I'll sing for Nagi-chan for my next act.
**[19:51] Nagi**
Huh? Sure.
**[19:54] Ai**
* Man... Ai-chan sure has*
* an aura when she's on stage.*
**[20:02] Hiro**
Umino-kun, the ceremony's about to begin.
**[20:04] Nagi**
Right.
**[20:08] Erika**
I never knew Shinto weddings were held
at the same place as where you pray.
**[20:12] Ai**
It's invigorating.
**[20:15] Ai**
Speaking of which, where's Sachi-chan?
**[20:17] Erika**
Oh, her?
**[20:20] (Flashback) Sachi**
I have exams coming up.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Sachi**
And I'm not interested.
**[20:25] Erika**
She couldn't make it because
she has mock exams.
**[20:27] Ai**
I see.
**[20:32] Officiator**
Please welcome the bride and the groom.
**[20:37] Hiro's Dad**
Beautiful, Hiro!
**[20:38] Hiro's Dad**
You're fantastic!
**[20:39] Hiro's Dad**
So cute!
**[20:40] Hiro's Dad**
You look just like Asami-san
when she was younger!
**[20:44] Nagi**
*It's happening.*
**[20:46] Hiro**
It's pretty unnerving even
for a fake wedding, huh?
**[20:50] Nagi**
Yeah...
**[20:53] Nagi**
*The time has come!*
**[21:02] Nagi**
* Today, Segawa-san is*
* definitely the lead role.*
**[21:06] Nagi**
*And I, standing next to her...*
**[21:10] Officiator**
You may now kiss.
**[21:12] Erika**
What? They're actually gonna kiss?!
**[21:15] Officiator**
It's a Reiwa-style Shinto wedding.
**[21:18] Erika**
A what?
**[21:19] Erika**
I mean, I get that it'll feel
a bit dull without it, but...
**[21:23] Ai**
I'm against this.
**[21:27] Erika**
Is it just me, or are
Nagi-kun's eyes bloodshot?
**[21:30] Ai**
I can't stand to look, even if it's fake.
**[21:38] Nagi**
*Will...*
**[21:41] Nagi**
*Will this day...*
**[21:48] Nagi**
*come for real?*
**[21:52] Sachi**
Wait!
**[21:56] Sachi**
Please don't take my brother from me!
**[22:01] Nagi**
Sachi.
***SIGN*** Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
**[23:35] Sachi**
"The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!"
# 9 - The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Officiator**
You may now kiss.
**[00:07] Nagi**
*Will...*
**[00:08] Nagi**
*Will this day...*
**[00:14] Nagi**
*come for real?*
**[00:18] (Flashback) Sachi**
Wait!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Sachi**
Please don't take my brother from me!
**[00:25] (Flashback) Nagi**
Sachi.
**[01:59] Sachi**
Please don't take my brother from me!
***SIGN*** Episode 9: The Real Enemy Is Sachi-chan!!
**[02:01] Nagi**
Sachi.
**[02:08] Erika**
Sachi-chan.
**[02:12] Sachi**
Please give Onii back.
**[02:17] Nagi**
What's going on here?
**[02:19] Erika**
Did Sachi-chan think Nagi-kun
was actually getting married?
**[02:33] Nagi**
Sachi, come with me.
***SIGN*** Myoujin Hall
**[02:42] Nagi**
I apologize for surprising you,
but this is a fake wedding, okay?
**[02:47] Nagi**
It's a shoot for pamphlet photos.
**[02:51] Sachi**
I know.
**[02:53] Nagi**
Huh? Then why...
**[02:55] Sachi**
I don't know.
**[02:57] Sachi**
I just couldn't stand it.
**[03:01] Nagi**
That's no answer.
**[03:03] Nagi**
We all put in a lot of work for today.
**[03:05] Nagi**
And you came and made—
**[03:07] Sachi**
Why did you do a wedding if it was fake?
**[03:11] Sachi**
You weren't like this before, Onii.
**[03:14] Sachi**
You'd normally be like,
**[03:16] Sachi**
"A play wedding? What a waste
of time. I'm busy studying."
**[03:22] Sachi**
You're the one who doesn't get what's going on.
**[03:25] Nagi**
Maybe so.
**[03:28] Nagi**
To be exact, I've just never had
an opportunity to think about it.
**[03:33] Nagi**
Because I spent all my time studying.
**[03:36] Sachi**
What are you talking about?
**[03:37] Nagi**
I just came to realize at some point
that I'm going to be an adult someday.
**[03:44] Nagi**
I spent all my time studying,
**[03:47] Nagi**
but I got engaged to Amano-san,
with whom I was swapped at birth,
**[03:50] Nagi**
and I confessed to my rival, Segawa-san,
and my first love, Ai-chan, came home.
**[03:55] Nagi**
And then, when we did the false wedding today,
**[03:59] Nagi**
I realized I'd be getting married someday.
**[04:02] Nagi**
I noticed myself thinking about that.
**[04:05] Nagi**
Or more like...
**[04:08] Nagi**
I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't told me.
**[04:11] Nagi**
That's my sister.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Soichiro**
You must have noticed by now.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Soichiro**
That marrying your sister, Sachi-chan,
could solve everything, too.
**[04:27] Nagi**
But I was swapped at birth,
so we aren't related by blood.
**[04:33] Nagi**
That means there's a possibility
I'll end up marrying you, huh?
**[04:38] Sachi**
Wha...
**[04:39] Sachi**
What are you talking about?! Gross!
**[04:42] Nagi**
Ow!
**[04:43] Nagi**
Happy now? I'm heading back.
**[04:48] Sachi**
Onii growing up?
**[04:50] Sachi**
Then how am I supposed to grow up?
***SIGN*** Open Today
***SIGN*** Umino
family
Segawa
family
(False)
Wedding
Ceremony
Meguro
Myoujin
**[04:58] Sachi**
I'm sorry for causing a commotion earlier.
**[05:01] Erika**
Sachi-chan, you're back!
**[05:03] Ai**
Thank goodness.
**[05:03] Hiro**
I was worried about you.
**[05:05] Hiro**
I'm glad you're feeling better.
**[05:08] Erika**
I mean, hey, she's probably
stressed out because of exams.
**[05:11] Ai**
It would have been a big deal
if this was a real wedding, huh?
**[05:15] Erika**
So anyway, I just came up with an idea for you.
**[05:19] Erika**
How about we all hold a false wedding?
**[05:22] All**
All of us?
**[05:23] Erika**
How does that sound?
**[05:25] Erika**
You wanted a wedding too, right, Sachi-chan?
**[05:30] Ai**
You'll have more stock photos to
work with if we have more subjects.
**[05:35] Hiro**
I see. That's a good idea.
**[05:38] Sachi**
Does that mean I'm doing a false wedding, too?
**[05:41] Erika**
Yup, yup.
**[05:42] Nagi**
Isn't that putting a lot on me?!
**[05:44] Erika**
Oh, come on, you look so happy.
**[05:48] Hiro**
I think I'm losing the lead role again.
**[05:53] Erika**
All right, one at a time!
**[05:55] Erika**
Jeez, Nagi-kun!
**[05:57] Erika**
Hold me up properly!
**[05:59] Nagi**
What do you expect? You're so hea—
**[06:01] Erika**
Happy wedding! Whoo!
**[06:07] Nagi**
Is this how it was supposed to be?
**[06:09] Hiro**
This is fine, too.
**[06:14] Ai**
I prefer a Chinese wedding.
**[06:18] Nagi**
You exchange drinks, huh?
**[06:23] Sachi**
Are you supposed to wear
your uniform in student weddings?
**[06:25] Sachi**
I kinda wanted to wear a dress.
**[06:27] Nagi**
This looks way more like a graduation ceremony.
**[06:33] Erika**
Next up, let's try the kiss photo!
**[06:36] Nagi**
What?! K-Kiss?!
**[06:39] Erika**
Just pretending, dummy.
**[06:41] Erika**
You gotta have one for every wedding.
**[06:47] Hiro**
Umino-kun, are you shaking?
**[06:49] Nagi**
I know it's fake,
but it's still making me nervous.
**[06:55] Ai**
I kinda like this a lot.
**[06:58] Nagi**
What even is this situation?
**[07:06] Nagi**
Don't overdo it, Sachi.
**[07:08] Sachi**
I know.
**[07:10] Sachi**
Here we go.
**[07:18] Erika**
Wait, Sachi-chan...
**[07:20] Ai**
She actually just...
**[07:22] Hiro**
...kissed him.
**[07:26] Nagi**
Er, Sachi, was that...
**[07:31] All**
You thought you were
supposed to actually kiss?!
***SIGN*** Myoujin Hall
**[07:35] Sachi**
You all told me we were taking pictures.
**[07:37] Sachi**
I thought everyone did.
**[07:39] Nagi**
Why would we do that?
**[07:42] Sachi**
And you're wiping too much.
**[07:46] Nagi**
I made it clear that we were just pretending!
**[07:49] Nagi**
What kind of siblings kiss, anyway?
**[07:53] Sachi**
I made a mistake! Get off my case!
**[07:59] Nagi**
Wait, Sachi!
**[08:01] Nagi**
What's wrong with her?
**[08:03] Erika**
Was that really a mistake?
**[08:06] Ai**
That's what she says, though.
**[08:08] Hiro**
We just have to believe her.
**[08:13] Nagi**
*What's up with this vibe?*
**[08:17] Hiro**
Thank you for participating today.
**[08:20] Hiro**
Please take some steamed buns home with you.
**[08:23] Erika**
For real?!
**[08:24] Erika**
Can I take your share home, too?
**[08:26] Nagi**
Are steamed buns that rare for you?
**[08:33] Ai**
Hiro-san, may I have a moment of your time?
**[08:40] Hiro**
You want to negotiate a truce?
**[08:42] Ai**
Yes.
**[08:43] Ai**
I'm aware that you see me as an enemy.
**[08:48] Ai**
I see you the same way.
**[08:50] Hiro**
You do?
**[08:52] Hiro**
I think I'm over that, though.
**[08:53] Ai**
However...
**[08:55] Ai**
As things stand,
we're all background characters!
**[09:00] Hiro**
What do you mean by that?
**[09:01] Ai**
I've always been wary of you.
**[09:05] Ai**
And now it's become clear to me...
**[09:09] Ai**
Sachi-chan is the real enemy!
**[09:13] Hiro**
Um...
**[09:15] Hiro**
Do you mean...
**[09:16] Ai**
Sachi-chan is in love with Nagi-chan!
**[09:22] Ai**
I've always sensed something off
about their sibling relationship.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Ai**
Nagi-chan, let's play.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Sachi**
Not today.
**[09:32] (Flashback) Ai**
Why not, Sachi-chan?
**[09:34] Ai**
They're siblings, yet they're nothing alike.
**[09:38] Ai**
More than that...
**[09:42] Ai**
They're like young lovers.
**[09:43] Nagi**
Why can't I play with Ai-chan?
**[09:46] (Flashback) Sachi**
No way.
**[09:47] (Flashback) Sachi**
You're playing with me today.
**[09:49] Ai (background)**
Thimp-thump...
**[09:49] Ai**
For some reason, whenever
I saw them, my heart would race.
**[09:56] Ai**
Not that I was ever jealous
of her being his sister, of course.
**[10:00] Ai**
Have you never felt that something was odd?
**[10:04] Hiro**
I have.
**[10:05] Ai**
You're so sure!
**[10:06] Hiro**
So many times.
**[10:08] Ai**
I knew it.
**[10:09] Ai**
And then there was what happened today!
**[10:12] Ai**
We have to take action!
**[10:18] Hiro**
I guess I'm tired of being
a background character, too.
**[10:21] Ai**
Do you know what kind of
romance is the biggest turn-on?
**[10:29] Ai**
A romance with obstacles!
**[10:33] Hiro**
I see.
**[10:35] Hiro**
That makes sense.
**[10:37] Ai**
I think I just got an idea for a song.
**[10:39] Hiro**
Wait, that's huge!
**[10:41] Hiro**
Let me be the first one to hear it!
**[10:46] Nagi**
I was worried it wasn't going to turn out well.
**[10:51] Nagi**
* Damn it, Sachi... You had to*
* do that in front of the others.*
**[10:57] Nagi**
*No!*
**[10:58] Nagi**
* I can't have my heart racing*
* over my own sister!*
**[11:02] Nagi**
*Forbidden love!*
***SIGN*** Forbidden Love
**[11:08] Nagi**
*No, no, no!*
**[11:10] (Flashback) Nagi**
Sachi, you got the same problem wrong again.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Sachi**
But...
**[11:15] Nagi**
*Sachi's my kid sister!*
**[11:17] Nagi**
* We've lived together under*
* the same roof since she was born!*
**[11:21] (Flashback) Sachi**
It's your fault. You suck at teaching.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Nagi**
Why, you little...
**[11:28] (Flashback) Nagi**
You really don't look like me.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Sachi**
You're the odd one out.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Sachi**
You were picked up from a river, weren't you?
**[11:35] (Flashback) Nagi**
Maybe my genes skipped a generation.
**[11:38] (Flashback) Sachi**
But you know...
**[11:40] (Flashback) Sachi**
No one would find out if we got
married, since we don't look alike.
**[11:44] Nagi**
*That's not the problem!*
**[11:47] Nagi**
*But now that we know we really aren't related,*
**[11:50] Nagi**
* if I become one of the Amanos,*
* Sachi wouldn't be family anymore.*
**[11:53] Nagi**
*She'd just be a childhood friend.*
***SIGN*** Pure Love
**[11:57] Nagi**
*Pure love!*
**[12:00] Nagi**
*Come on! Sachi is my sister!*
**[12:03] (Flashback) Sachi**
Onii-chan...
**[12:04] (Flashback) Sachi**
Don't leave me.
**[12:07] (Flashback) Sachi**
I wanted a little more time with Onii-chan.
**[12:10] (Flashback) Sachi**
That means you can't get married, either!
**[12:13] Nagi**
* Is this how Sachi felt the*
* whole time she was around me?*
**[12:21] Erika**
Hey, Sachi-chan...
**[12:25] Erika**
That thing today wasn't an accident, was it?
You did it on purpose.
**[12:30] Sachi**
Yeah.
**[12:32] Sachi**
It was.
**[12:39] Sachi**
Just kidding.
**[12:40] Sachi**
Everyone was making such
a huge fuss over Onii.
**[12:44] Sachi**
I just wanted everyone to stop.
**[12:50] Sachi**
But I guess you wouldn't kiss him, huh?
**[12:53] Sachi**
We're siblings. I'm so gross.
**[13:00] Sachi**
I don't know why I did that.
**[13:03] Sachi**
I don't get it, either.
**[13:08] Erika**
Sachi-chan...
**[13:14] Erika**
I don't think you're gross.
**[13:18] Sachi**
Why not?
**[13:23] Erika**
Not telling.
**[13:36] Nagi**
*I'm back!*
**[13:40] Nagi**
* It's already been two weeks since*
* that news about me and Ai-chan, huh?*
***SIGN*** Today
***SIGN*** Amano-san's Mom
***SIGN*** It's been about two weeks.
Why not go home?
***SIGN*** May I?
**[13:43] Nagi**
*Is it really okay for me to go back?*
**[13:49] Nagi**
*All right.*
**[13:50] Nagi**
* Time to study for school*
* the day after tomorrow!*
**[13:55] Erika**
Welcome back, Nagi-kun.
**[13:57] Sachi**
Welcome back, Onii.
**[14:00] Sachi**
What's with that reaction?
**[14:02] Erika**
Hold on, Nagi-kun.
Did you think you'd be here alone?
**[14:06] Erika**
Too bad.
**[14:07] Erika**
Mom texted me and told me to go home.
***SIGN*** Today
***SIGN*** Amano-san's Mom
***SIGN*** It's been about two weeks.
Why not go home?
**[14:11] Nagi**
Uh-huh.
**[14:13] Erika**
Anyway, Nagi-kun, let's celebrate.
**[14:16] Erika**
The Ama-Umi house is back together!
**[14:19] Sachi**
I want your katsudon.
**[14:23] Nagi**
I dunno about that.
**[14:25] Sachi**
Why not?
**[14:26] Nagi**
Shut up! Don't talk to me!
**[14:33] Nagi**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[14:35] Nagi**
*I thought I could finally relax on my own.*
**[14:38] Nagi**
*I can't believe Sachi's back, too.*
**[14:42] Nagi**
*Wait, that's not the point.*
**[14:43] Nagi**
*So what if Sachi's home?*
**[14:46] Nagi**
My beloved study materials!
**[14:49] Nagi**
It's been two long weeks!
**[14:53] Nagi**
*So what?*
**[14:55] Nagi**
*That was a mistake!*
**[14:56] Nagi**
* An accident that happened*
* because we're siblings!*
**[14:59] Nagi**
* Sachi's my sister, even if we*
* aren't blood relatives.*
**[15:03] Nagi**
*My precious, only sister.*
**[15:07] Nagi**
Okay.
**[15:08] Nagi**
I'm going shopping.
**[15:10] Erika**
Does that mean you're making us katsudon?!
**[15:12] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[15:13] Sachi**
Yay! Party time!
**[15:15] Sachi**
Wait, Onii. I'm coming with you.
**[15:18] Nagi**
What? Why?
**[15:20] Sachi**
Wouldn't it be easier if I helped?
**[15:22] Nagi**
Just stay at home.
**[15:30] Nagi**
Again, what am I...
**[15:33] Sachi**
I just wanted to buy ice cream.
**[15:36] Erika**
That's so weird.
**[15:37] Erika**
Normally, he'd be all,
"Why don't you help out for once?"
**[15:41] Sachi**
I guess he's mad at me.
**[15:44] Sachi**
Because of the stupid thing I did.
**[15:46] Erika**
Nah, I mean, you know how he gets
angry as soon as he's hungry?
**[15:52] Sachi**
That's you, Erika-onee.
**[15:59] Nagi**
It's been a while. Let's do this!
**[16:03] Sachi**
I'll help.
**[16:04] Nagi**
You don't have to.
**[16:06] Sachi**
Hey, Onii, I...
**[16:09] Nagi**
Just go away!
**[16:13] Sachi**
Okay.
**[16:21] Nagi**
*I'm so pathetic.*
**[16:26] Erika**
This is the stuff!
**[16:28] Erika**
I haven't had katsudon in forever! Nice!
**[16:31] Erika**
Right, Sachi-chan? Nagi-kun?
**[16:36] Nagi**
I'm gonna go study.
**[16:38] Nagi**
You two can eat without me.
**[16:43] Erika**
What's wrong with you?
**[16:44] Nagi**
Amano-san?
**[16:45] Erika**
Enough already!
**[16:59] Erika**
Nagi-kun.
**[17:00] Nagi**
Yes, ma'am!
**[17:01] Erika**
Let me tell you something.
**[17:04] Nagi**
Sorry?
**[17:04] Erika**
Sachi-chan's kiss was on purpose, you know.
**[17:08] Nagi**
Um... What do you mean, that was on purpose?
**[17:12] Sachi**
Erika-onee, what are you...
**[17:15] Erika**
Okay, you two go ahead and discuss!
**[17:33] Nagi**
I guess we should eat.
**[17:36] Sachi**
Yeah.
**[17:39] Sachi**
It's juicier than usual.
**[17:42] Nagi**
Right?
**[17:43] Nagi**
I kinda splurged on the meat today.
**[17:46] Sachi**
I knew it.
**[17:47] Sachi**
You can't fool my palate.
**[17:50] Sachi**
Come to think of it, isn't Erika-onee hungry?
**[17:53] Nagi**
Looks like she made sure she got hers.
**[17:56] Sachi**
Oh, yeah. When did she do that?
**[17:59] Nagi**
Anyway, to the topic at hand...
**[18:01] Nagi**
When she said that was on purpose,
did that mean you like me?
**[18:12] Nagi**
What was that for?
**[18:13] Sachi**
You're so creepy, Onii.
**[18:17] Sachi**
I don't know.
**[18:21] Sachi**
But I'm worried that at this rate,
someone's going to take you.
**[18:26] Sachi**
I really don't want that to happen.
**[18:29] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[18:31] Sachi**
What about you?
**[18:34] Sachi**
What did you think when I kissed you?
**[18:39] Nagi**
Well...
**[18:42] Nagi**
I don't know.
**[18:43] Sachi**
What?
**[18:44] Nagi**
But I think it proves that you're
my sister but you're not.
**[18:53] Sachi**
I've thought ever since we were little...
**[18:57] Sachi**
that you might not actually be my Onii.
**[19:00] Sachi**
You're nothing like me.
**[19:02] Sachi**
People used to point that out, remember?
**[19:05] Sachi**
I knew they were kidding, but...
**[19:18] Sachi**
But everything was different.
**[19:20] Sachi**
The way your hair was, the way your skin was,
**[19:23] Sachi**
the shape of your fingers and nails,
the color of your eyes...
**[19:27] (Flashback) Nagi**
What's wrong, Sachi?
**[19:28] (Flashback) Nagi**
Are you lonely?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Nagi**
Mom and Dad are busy at work.
**[19:34] Sachi**
And your scent.
**[19:37] Sachi**
I was sure you weren't my brother.
**[19:40] Sachi**
I got so scared, I decided
not to think about it anymore.
**[19:45] Sachi**
I'd forgotten about that until we found
out that you were swapped at birth.
**[19:50] Sachi**
I was right. I felt vindicated.
**[19:55] Nagi**
Yeah? Same as me, then.
**[19:58] Nagi**
When I found out I wasn't part of this family,
something finally clicked inside me.
**[20:03] Nagi**
I wasn't sad or shocked or anything.
**[20:05] Nagi**
I felt relieved.
**[20:06] Sachi**
I thought you were just dead inside.
**[20:09] Nagi**
Hey.
**[20:11] Sachi**
But you know how our parents are.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Namie**
No wonder you're so much smarter than us!
**[20:17] (Flashback) Yohei**
I thought Nagi took after me!
**[20:20] (Flashback) Namie**
Like hell he did!
**[20:22] (Flashback) Yohei**
Ow!
**[20:23] Sachi**
I guess that kept us from
being negative about it.
**[20:25] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[20:27] Nagi**
I don't know where we go from here,
**[20:30] Nagi**
but at least we can be sure it isn't
wrong for us to take that step.
**[20:39] Sachi**
Yeah.
**[20:42] Sachi**
Erika-onee's so insensitive, though.
**[20:45] Nagi**
Right?
**[20:47] Nagi**
I know she's your sister,
but she said that right to your face.
**[20:50] Sachi**
Actually, Onii...
**[20:53] Erika**
Good for you!
**[20:55] Erika**
So you two made up!
**[20:58] Nagi**
We didn't so much make up as, well...
**[21:01] Sachi**
Thanks, Erika-onee.
**[21:04] Sachi**
We got to talk things out,
and we worked through our issues.
**[21:09] Erika**
Of course.
**[21:10] Erika**
I thought you guys needed the opportunity.
**[21:13] Erika**
Good, good.
**[21:15] Sachi**
So anyway, Erika-onee,
let me tell you something.
**[21:19] Erika**
Sure, sure. Speak, my sister.
**[21:22] Nagi**
That sounds familiar.
**[21:24] Sachi**
The two of us decided to get married.
**[21:29] Erika**
What?!
**[21:30] Nagi**
What she said.
**[21:32] Erika**
Um... huh?
**[21:34] Sachi**
We're about to kiss to make it official.
**[21:37] Nagi**
We want you to be a witness.
**[21:39] Erika**
Wait, wait...
**[21:44] Erika**
Hold it, hold it!
**[21:46] Erika**
Stop it!
**[21:48] Sachi**
Jokes.
**[21:49] Nagi**
Just kidding.
**[21:55] Erika**
You're both horrible!
**[21:57] Erika**
You're so insensitive!
**[21:59] Nagi**
You mean you are?
**[22:01] Sachi**
That's what you get.
**[22:02] Erika**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
**[23:35] Erika**
"I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take
Pictures for Memory's Sake!"
# 10 - I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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***SIGN*** President's Office
**[00:04] Erika**
I know.
**[00:06] Erika**
I just want a little more time.
**[00:09] Erika**
I'll keep my promise,
**[00:12] Erika**
Dad.
**[00:14] Soichiro**
I have high hopes for you, Erika.
**[02:05] Guy A**
The school festival, huh?
**[02:06] Guy B**
What a pain.
**[02:07] Girl A**
We gotta do omelets!
***SIGN*** M-1 is coming up!
**[02:09] Girl B**
We can draw with the ketchup.
**[02:10] Guy C**
Is there anyone besides Umino
who could be our class M-1 rep?
***SIGN*** M-1 is coming up!
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
***SIGN*** Cat café
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Archery
***SIGN*** Fortune-telling
***SIGN*** Maid café
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Izakaya
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Beer
***SIGN*** Chocolate-covered bananas
***SIGN*** Haunted house
**[02:13] Guy C**
- I hope he does a good job.
**[02:13] Guy D**
- He's gonna be so nervous.
***SIGN*** Episode 10: I Know, Nagi-kun! Let's Take Pictures for Memory's Sake!
**[02:15] Nagi**
Me? The M-1 rep?!
**[02:18] Erika**
Allow me to explain.
**[02:20] Erika**
M1 stands for Megurogawa-1.
***SIGN*** Megurogawa-1
**[02:25] Erika**
A tradition that's lasted over 50 years
at Megurogawa Academy,
**[02:30] Erika**
it is the culture festival's main event.
***SIGN*** Main event of the school culture festival
***SIGN*** Maximum 3 minutes
***SIGN*** Freeform performance
***SIGN*** Winner chosen by vote
**[02:33] Erika**
Contestants perform freeform for three minutes,
**[02:37] Erika**
and the winner is chosen by student vote.
**[02:41] Erika**
I trust that you understand!
**[02:44] Nagi**
*I show up for the first time in two weeks,*
**[02:46] Nagi**
* and everyone's already forgotten*
* about the news article!*
***SIGN*** Mochizuki Ai
In Love!
***SIGN*** Reunited after 7 years??
**[02:50] Nagi**
* And am I really being roped*
* into this socialite normie event?!*
**[02:56] Nagi**
This isn't right, President!
**[02:58] Nagi**
How could you decide while I was absent?
***SIGN*** National Exams
What to Expect and How to Study
**[03:01] President**
You were chosen fair and square
by ghost leg lottery.
**[03:07] Asoma**
Do your best, Nagi.
**[03:12] Hiro**
But hey, you get to represent
the class in the M-1 competition.
**[03:19] Erika**
Hey...
**[03:20] Hiro**
Okay.
**[03:21] Hiro**
I'll form a duo with you.
**[03:30] Hiro**
I mean, it's a lot to do on your own.
**[03:35] Hiro**
You don't mind, do you, Erika-chan?
**[03:36] Erika**
Huh?
**[03:37] Erika**
Er, sure. Why ask me, though?
**[03:40] Hiro**
Well, you know, you're engaged to him.
**[03:43] Erika**
That doesn't matter.
**[03:45] Hiro**
Okay, then, Umino-kun, let's go for the win.
**[03:50] Nagi**
Right...
**[03:53] Asoma**
Hey, hey!
**[03:57] Asoma**
Let's pair up, Erika-chan.
**[04:02] Asoma**
Together, we can win on beauty alone.
**[04:05] Asoma**
We have the best faces at school.
**[04:06] Asoma**
It'd be a crime not to compete!
**[04:08] Erika**
Yeah.
**[04:11] Asoma**
For real?! Yes!
**[04:14] Hiro**
You don't know, do you, Umino-kun?
**[04:17] Hiro**
Legend has it that people who pair up
in the M-1 end up getting married.
**[04:24] Hiro**
It's just a legend, though.
**[04:26] Nagi**
*Which means that's the reason she invited me?*
**[04:31] Nagi**
Are you sure, though?
**[04:33] Hiro**
What's wrong? Lost your motivation?
**[04:37] Nagi**
That's not...
**[04:39] Hiro**
The grand prize is ten
school cafeteria vouchers.
**[04:42] Nagi**
We have to do this.
**[04:45] Erika**
Good for you.
**[04:47] Erika**
You get to pair up with Hiro-chan.
**[04:49] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[04:50] Nagi**
I wasn't sure what I was going to do.
**[04:52] Nagi**
Thank goodness for Segawa-san.
**[04:56] Erika**
Look at you, being so smug after all
that pouting over having to compete.
**[04:59] Nagi**
Well, yeah, because I get to have
secret practices with Segawa-san.
**[05:03] Nagi**
And if it all works out,
I'll get ten school cafeteria vouchers.
**[05:09] Nagi**
Though, you're going to be teaming
up with Shion for a while, too,
**[05:13] Nagi**
which means we're going
to be enemies for a while.
**[05:17] Nagi**
You're going down!
**[05:25] Erika**
To be honest, I wanted to pair
up with you this time, though.
**[05:44] Nagi**
Oh, you did?
**[05:50] Asoma**
So this is your place, huh, Erika-chan?
**[05:53] Hiro**
Thanks for having us.
**[05:55] Erika**
Hey, come in.
**[05:57] Nagi**
Amano-san, a moment!
**[05:59] Erika**
What now?
**[06:01] Nagi**
Why did you bring Shion?!
**[06:04] Nagi**
He's going to find out we live together!
**[06:06] Erika**
What could I do?
**[06:08] Erika**
There was nowhere else to practice.
**[06:10] Erika**
He won't find out if we don't tell him.
**[06:12] Asoma**
It's all good.
**[06:14] Asoma**
I know everything about it.
**[06:16] Asoma**
That you're engaged.
**[06:18] Asoma**
That you're living together.
**[06:22] Asoma**
It's nonsense to think you
can hide anything from me.
**[06:26] Asoma**
Not in the Information Age.
**[06:30] Asoma**
So anyway, Nagi,
you can count on me for anything.
**[06:34] Nagi**
Stop it!
**[06:36] Erika**
Okay, then, let's split up
and start practicing.
**[06:40] Nagi**
Have you two already decided
what you're going to do?
**[06:43] Erika**
Oh, shoot. Not yet.
***SIGN*** Culture festival events
Easy, Fun Party Show Ideas for Two
Don't know what to do to liven up a party?
Got asked to provide entertainment but never done it before?
This site will help you with ideas for things to present at parties.
Quick and Easy
- Juggling (light)
- Impressions
- Skip rope
- Quiz
- Magic tricks
- Games
- Karaoke/chorus
**[06:46] Erika**
None of these are really doing it for me.
**[06:50] Asoma**
What do you mean?
**[06:51] Erika**
I do speeches at Dad's parties sometimes.
**[06:56] Erika**
They can't be too long or too short.
**[07:00] Erika**
Which means...
**[07:02] Erika**
it has to be sensational and exciting,
**[07:04] Erika**
newsworthy and devastating, and most of all,
**[07:07] Erika**
sensational!
**[07:08] Asoma**
You said "sensational" twice.
**[07:11] Erika**
I'm going to have to unlock *the thing*.
**[07:14] Asoma; Erika**
Yeah!
**[07:20] (Flashback) Erika**
To be honest, I wanted to pair
up with you this time, though.
**[07:24] Nagi**
* You seem to be hitting it*
* off after all you said.*
**[07:29] Hiro**
Did you want to pair up with Erika-chan?
**[07:32] Nagi**
No, that's not it!
**[07:35] Nagi**
It's just that we haven't
decided on anything yet.
**[07:38] Nagi**
I was just thinking we should hurry.
**[07:42] Hiro**
Let's see...
**[07:46] Nagi**
Um... What is this?
**[07:48] Hiro**
A nininbaori skit.
**[07:49] Nagi**
No, I can see that, but...
**[07:53] Hiro**
It's a bit old-school, but that
just means it'll have mass appeal.
**[07:58] Nagi**
*Are we sure about this?*
**[07:59] Nagi**
*We're right up against each other!*
**[08:02] Hiro**
All right, here we go!
**[08:04] Nagi**
Okay!
**[08:07] Nagi**
*Focus, me!*
**[08:13] Hiro**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:15] Hiro**
Did I get udon on your face?
**[08:17] Nagi**
Please wipe it off!
**[08:20] Hiro**
The towel!
**[08:23] Hiro**
Sorry!
**[08:24] Nagi**
No, I'm used to this kind of thing.
**[08:27] Hiro**
No, I mean...
**[08:29] Hiro**
That got my heart pounding.
**[08:31] Hiro**
This might not work.
**[08:36] Hiro**
Maybe because I've never
gotten so close to you before.
**[08:41] Nagi**
I guess.
**[08:43] Nagi**
*Come to think of it, me, too.*
**[08:45] Sachi**
So lame.
**[08:49] Sachi**
What are you two acting so lovey-dovey for?
**[08:57] Erika**
*Hey. Yo, yo, yo.*
**[09:01] Erika**
*Here I am, Erika the Rapper in the house*
**[09:06] Erika**
*Erika and Shion for champion*
***SIGN*** For champion
***SIGN*** Vision of glory
**[09:08] Erika**
*Vision of glory*
**[09:11] Erika**
*Us? Champions? Don't believe it?*
**[09:13] Erika**
*All you haters are fakers*
**[09:16] Erika**
*Survival of the fittest*
**[09:17] Erika**
*Our position is getting M-1 number one!*
***SIGN*** Getting M-1 number one!
**[09:23] Sachi**
Boring.
**[09:25] Erika**
D'oh!
**[09:30] Sachi**
I'm pairing up with Onii next year anyway.
**[09:35] Erika**
Forget winning, we're going to
get laughed off the stage.
**[09:38] Asoma**
There are only so many party tricks.
**[09:41] Hiro**
I thought this might happen,
so I borrowed an M-1 DVD.
**[09:45] Hiro**
It has a bunch of past winners.
**[09:47] Erika**
So we can see what all our senpai did?
**[09:50] Hiro**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** S.58 Winner
Duo name: None
(Unofficial contender)
**[09:56] Erika**
"S"? As in the year Showa 58?
**[10:01] Hiro**
This person's really pretty.
**[10:05] Erika**
Hang on a sec. Isn't that...
**[10:11] Erika**
It's Mom!
**[10:26] Hiro**
Which means...
**[10:28] Hiro**
that's Umino-kun's real mom?
**[10:33] Nagi**
*This girl...*
**[10:34] Nagi**
*ends up like this?*
**[10:35] Nagi**
She's not even the same person!
**[10:37] Hiro**
I'm surprised you could tell, Erika-chan.
**[10:40] Erika**
I've seen Mom's younger photos.
**[10:43] Erika**
Man... She's nothing like she is now.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Announcer**
We have a last-minute participant!
**[10:49] (Flashback) Announcer**
Class 3-E, Saegi Ritsuko-san!
**[10:52] (Flashback) Announcer**
A stone-faced woman who's
never been seen smiling!
**[10:56] (Flashback) Announcer**
What will her performance be?
**[11:00] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
Class 3-E, Amano Soichiro-san.
**[11:07] Erika**
Hang on...
**[11:08] Erika**
That's Dad!
**[11:09] Nagi**
They both went to our school?
**[11:13] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I'm in love with you.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
Would you please go out with me?
**[11:20] (Flashback) Announcer**
What's this?! How could this be?!
**[11:23] (Flashback) Announcer**
We have a confession of love!
**[11:26] Erika**
Mom...
**[11:27] Erika**
Seriously?!
**[11:29] (Flashback) Soichiro**
I'm sorry.
**[11:32] Asoma**
Huh? That's it?
**[11:34] Hiro**
Looks like it.
**[11:36] Erika**
I had no idea Mom and Dad
competed in M-1 and won.
**[11:40] Asoma**
Your mom works in TV, right?
**[11:43] Asoma**
She might have some good
ideas for how we can win.
**[11:48] Erika**
I never thought of that!
**[11:50] Asoma**
Holy crap!
**[11:52] Asoma**
This is your place, Erika-chan?!
**[11:54] Hiro**
You've been living in this
huge house this whole time?
**[11:57] Erika**
Nah.
**[11:58] Erika**
I have other homes, too.
**[11:59] Nagi**
I didn't see that coming.
**[12:03] Erika**
Oh, Mom. Welcome home.
**[12:05] Ritsuko**
Oh, are these your friends?
**[12:07] Ritsuko**
Welcome.
**[12:11] Erika**
I never knew you went to our school,
let alone that you participated in the M-1.
**[12:16] Nagi**
We're going to be competing this year, too,
**[12:19] Nagi**
and we're wondering if you
could give us some hints.
**[12:25] Ritsuko**
That wasn't me.
**[12:28] Erika**
Jeez, Mom, knock it off.
**[12:31] Ritsuko**
Come on. What fun would
it be if I just admitted it?
**[12:35] Erika**
Stop turning everything into entertainment.
**[12:37] Ritsuko**
Everything is entertainment!
**[12:39] Ritsuko**
Life is entertainment!
**[12:41] Nagi**
Is she drunk?
**[12:43] Erika**
She's being perfectly normal.
**[12:44] Ritsuko**
Sure.
**[12:46] Ritsuko**
I wouldn't mind telling you a little.
**[12:49] Ritsuko**
That was in my third year of high school.
**[12:53] (Flashback) Soichiro**
I want you to confess to me,
and I'll turn you down.
**[12:57] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Soichiro**
You come from a rich family, right?
**[13:02] (Flashback) Soichiro**
Meanwhile, I'm famous for being poor.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Soichiro**
Normally, it's the other way around.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Soichiro**
A poor guy gets rejected by a rich girl.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Soichiro**
But swap the roles,
and suddenly it's funny, right?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Soichiro**
In other words, the powerful
gets turned down by the weak!
**[13:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I see.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I'll cooperate.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Soichiro**
Really?!
**[13:24] (Flashback) Soichiro**
The grand prize is ten vouchers
for the school cafeteria!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I don't need them.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Soichiro**
Are you sure?
**[13:30] Ritsuko**
I didn't know yet why I replied the way I did.
**[13:36] Ritsuko**
Then, on that day...
**[13:39] (Flashback) Soichiro**
I'm sorry.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Announcer**
How could this be?!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Announcer**
A well-to-do girl just got
rejected by a broke guy!
**[13:49] Ritsuko**
It was a huge success.
**[13:52] Ritsuko**
And yet...
**[13:54] Ritsuko**
For some reason, I was crying.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Soichiro**
I'm so sorry!
**[14:00] (Flashback) Soichiro**
I'll give you two of the
cafeteria vouchers we won.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Soichiro**
Forgive me! Please!
***SIGN*** Voucher
**[14:08] (Flashback) Soichiro**
All right, fine! Have three!
**[14:10] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
That's not it.
**[14:11] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I was happy.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I've been so bored for so long.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Ritsuko**
I never had so much fun in my life.
***SIGN*** S.58 M-1 Winner
**[14:25] Mom**
It was only natural that
I'd fall in love with the man
**[14:28] Mom**
who taught me how fun life could be.
**[14:32] Asoma; Hiro**
Thanks for having us!
**[14:34] Ritsuko**
I'll be charging a consulting fee next time.
**[14:37] Ritsuko**
I make a living doing
entertainment, after all.
**[14:41] Erika**
Oh, seriously, Mom.
**[14:43] Erika**
Thanks, Mom. I know you're busy with work.
**[14:46] Erika**
I'm glad I got to hear your story.
**[14:48] Ritsuko**
I'm grateful, too.
**[14:51] Ritsuko**
This must be the first time
you've had friends over, isn't it?
**[15:00] Erika**
Bye.
***SIGN*** Bomb
**[15:11] Nagi**
Wait, hang on, Segawa-san!
**[15:13] Nagi**
What is this?!
**[15:14] Hiro**
Don't move.
**[15:15] Nagi**
Yes'm!
**[15:16] Hiro**
William Tell.
**[15:18] Hiro**
Or Robin Hood.
**[15:20] Nagi**
What do either of those people
have to do with the bomb?
**[15:23] Hiro**
When will it go off? Who can say?
It's an exciting mystery.
**[15:26] Nagi**
Huh?
**[15:28] Hiro**
There's no way we aren't winning.
**[15:34] Erika**
Here we go.
**[15:35] Asoma**
One second!
**[15:36] Nagi**
What are they up to?
**[15:38] Hiro**
Shion-kun's going to shave his head.
**[15:41] Nagi**
Wha?
**[15:42] Erika**
Prepare yourself!
**[15:44] Asoma**
I'm not emotionally ready.
**[15:46] Asoma**
Wait, hang on.
**[15:48] Asoma**
If I shave my head now, how am I
going to go bald at the competition?
**[16:03] Nagi**
Amano-san.
**[16:05] Erika**
Wh-What now?!
**[16:07] Nagi**
I think the two of us should pair up.
**[16:15] Nagi**
*What the hell am I saying?!*
**[16:19] Erika**
What's this about?
**[16:20] Erika**
What about Hiro-chan?
**[16:29] Nagi**
*She's right.*
**[16:31] Nagi**
*But I...*
**[16:33] Nagi**
The Amanos won before.
**[16:36] Nagi**
So I want the Uminos to win.
**[16:38] Asoma**
That's what this is about?!
**[16:40] Hiro**
That makes sense.
**[16:42] Hiro**
I do think that's better, too.
**[16:45] Hiro**
You've been distracted by
Erika-chan the whole time.
**[16:49] Nagi**
No, that's not true!
**[16:51] Hiro**
Okay, how about we pair up for the M-1?
**[16:54] Asoma**
For real?!
**[16:55] Hiro**
It just means I have a new target.
**[16:58] Hiro**
Let's call it a day.
**[17:01] Hiro**
See you tomorrow.
**[17:02] Asoma**
Laters!
**[17:04] Nagi**
Right. Okay.
**[17:07] Erika**
What are you, a rebellious teen?
**[17:09] Erika**
You're just salty about my mom and dad.
**[17:13] Nagi**
To be honest, I don't know
why I feel this way myself.
**[17:17] Nagi**
I just don't want your parents to one-up us.
**[17:21] Nagi**
You're at least part Umino, too, aren't you?
**[17:24] Nagi**
That's why I want to pair up with you.
**[17:31] Erika**
I can't give you an answer yet.
**[17:34] Erika**
I think you owe Hiro-chan a real apology.
**[17:39] Nagi**
*She's absolutely right.*
**[17:42] Sign**
Meguro Myoujin
**[17:44] Nagi**
*How come she isn't home?*
**[17:49] Nagi**
*What would Segawa-san be doing right now?*
***SIGN*** Kickboxing / Karate
**[17:56] Hiro**
I can't believe you knew I was here.
**[17:58] Nagi**
Well, yeah.
**[18:00] Hiro**
You broke off our duo.
**[18:05] Hiro**
Which means you want that legend
of the M-1 winners getting married
**[18:09] Hiro**
to come true for you with Erika-chan, right?
**[18:13] Nagi**
No, that's not it!
**[18:14] Nagi**
It's absolutely nothing like that!
**[18:17] Nagi**
Like I said, it's kind of a family thing.
**[18:21] Nagi**
But I don't entirely understand
what I'm feeling right now, either.
**[18:28] Nagi**
Okay.
**[18:29] Hiro**
You know, Umino-kun...
**[18:33] Nagi**
Too close!
**[18:36] Hiro**
You want to marry me, don't you?
**[18:39] Nagi**
Well...
**[18:41] Nagi**
Of course.
**[18:45] Hiro**
All the more reason, then.
**[18:50] Hiro**
It'll be even more hype if we
go against the legend, right?
**[18:57] Nagi**
Totally!
**[18:59] Nagi**
We'll overcome the legend to be together!
**[19:02] Hiro**
Besides, what happened
today made me realize...
**[19:06] Nagi**
Yes?
**[19:09] Hiro**
I get more fired up when we're rivals.
**[19:21] Sachi**
Erika-onee, have you seen my ice pop?
**[19:25] Sachi**
It was in the freezer yesterday.
**[19:30] Sachi**
How could you?!
**[19:32] Sachi**
I kept it to reward myself for studying!
**[19:34] Erika**
There're plenty of other ones.
**[19:36] Sachi**
I want that one!
**[19:38] Erika**
Hey, Sachi-chan...
**[19:41] Erika**
What would you do if I vanished?
**[19:50] Sachi**
You can't make me let it go by saying that!
***SIGN*** Umino Nagi
I got Segawa-san's permission.
Time for a strategy meeting as soon as I get home!
***SIGN*** We have to win...!!
**[20:07] Ritsuko**
*I'm in love with you.*
**[20:10] Ritsuko**
*Would you please go out with me?*
**[20:13] Erika**
Absolutely not!
**[20:16] Erika**
Why do I have to confess to you?
**[20:18] Erika**
And why do I have to get turned down?
**[20:20] Erika**
There's no way!
**[20:21] Nagi**
You don't need to be so adamant.
**[20:24] Erika**
Why would we want to do the same
thing as our parents, anyway?
**[20:27] Erika**
Okay.
**[20:28] Erika**
Let's get back to basics.
**[20:32] Erika**
What's the most surprising thing
that happened to you recently?
**[20:34] Nagi**
Recently?
**[20:37] Nagi**
When Sachi kissed me.
**[20:43] Erika**
We're seriously doing this?!
**[20:44] Nagi**
Of course not.
**[20:45] Erika**
Then why would you say that?!
**[20:47] Nagi**
You're the one who asked!
**[20:50] Sachi**
Idiot! Stop it already!
**[20:53] Erika**
Okay, what surprised me
the most recently was...
**[20:57] Nagi**
I never tied you up sensually.
**[20:58] Erika**
Of course not!
**[21:09] Nagi**
That's it, Amano-san!
**[21:11] Erika**
Keep it down!
**[21:12] Sachi**
*Seriously?*
**[21:14] Sachi**
In that case...
**[21:16] Ai**
Yes, hello?
**[21:18] Sachi**
*Ai-chan? Listen...*
***SIGN*** Sachi-chan
**[21:21] Ai**
Mm-hm.
**[21:23] Ai**
That sounds fun.
***SIGN*** Culture Festival
**[21:33] Erika**
Look at the school!
**[21:34] Erika**
This is amazing!
**[21:35] Nagi**
Wow. Look at what they've done to it.
**[21:38] Erika**
I know, Nagi-kun!
Let's take pictures for memory's sake!
**[21:41] Nagi**
No way.
**[21:42] Nagi**
Sending it to your parents is one thing,
**[21:44] Nagi**
but you're going to accidentally upload
it to social media again, aren't you?
**[21:48] Erika**
I'd never make such a mistake.
**[21:55] Erika**
Relax.
**[21:56] Erika**
It'll be fine as long as we
do it the way we always do.
**[21:58] Nagi**
We don't do this all the time.
**[22:01] Erika**
To battle!
***SIGN*** Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
**[23:35] All**
"That's the First Time I Ever
Found You Attractive."
# 11 - That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:07] Nagi**
Amano-san.
**[00:08] Erika**
Wh-What now?!
**[00:10] Nagi**
I think the two of us should pair up.
**[00:19] Namie**
They're going to be in the culture festival.
**[00:22] Yohei**
Nagi, too?
**[00:24] Namie**
He stayed home to study last year, didn't he?
**[00:27] Namie**
Nagi can be surprisingly motivated
when there's a girl involved.
**[00:33] Yohei**
He took after me!
**[00:35] Yohei**
Guess we'd better pop in.
**[00:37] Namie**
Yeah, sure, but...
**[00:39] Yohei**
But what?
**[00:41] Namie**
Sachi says we absolutely can't go.
**[00:46] Yohei**
Which means we absolutely *have* to go, right?
**[00:49] Namie**
Oh, yeah, of course!
**[00:52] Yohei**
Sachi is never straightforward.
***SIGN*** Hoppy
***SIGN*** Umino-tei Diner
***SIGN*** Closed for the day
***SIGN*** Monshiro-cho Shopping District
**[01:03] Sachi**
Onii?!
**[01:05] Sachi**
Hey, did Onii just come here in a car?
**[01:08] Namie**
He wasn't here.
**[01:10] Namie**
And why are *you* here?
**[01:12] Sachi**
I just stopped by because I was in the area.
**[01:14] Yohei**
Aw, so it wasn't because you missed us?
**[01:18] Sachi**
*That person looked just like him.*
**[01:23] Ritsuko**
You came back to Japan out
of nowhere. What a surprise.
**[01:26] Ritsuko**
And to see your kid's
culture festival, no less.
**[01:30] Soichiro**
You've never even been there
for parents' day yourself.
**[01:33] Ritsuko**
It's too boring.
**[01:37] Ritsuko**
Seems you've pushed a pretty
harsh condition onto Erika.
**[01:41] Soichiro**
I suppose.
**[01:43] Soichiro**
There's no sense in having them
live together forever.
**[01:48] Soichiro**
Now, then, what will our two children do?
***SIGN*** Culture Festival
***SIGN*** Episode 11: That's the First Time I Ever Found You Attractive
**[03:30] Erika**
Welcome, master!
**[03:34] Erika**
To the Class 2-A maid café!
**[03:36] Guy A**
They're both so cute!
**[03:38] Guy B**
I should ask for pictures later.
**[03:41] Erika**
Gotta make it tasty!
**[03:43] Erika**
Kyun, kyun, kyun!
**[03:46] Hiro**
We currently have a wait time of one hour.
**[03:49] Hiro**
Be sure to take a ticket.
**[03:52] Guy C**
Man, look at Class A.
**[03:54] Guy D**
They're killing it.
**[03:56] Nagi**
*My class is killing it because...*
**[03:59] Namie**
Okay, party of four, over here, please.
**[04:03] Yohei**
Here you are! Service!
**[04:06] Nagi**
*...my parents have joined the fray!*
**[04:11] Sachi**
Help me, Onii-chan.
**[04:13] Nagi**
Sachi?!
**[04:15] Guy A**
"Onii-chan"?
**[04:16] Guy B**
Seriously?
**[04:17] Guy A**
Where's the kid sister rental?!
**[04:20] Guy B**
Find the class that's doing it!
**[04:21] Nagi**
Sister rental?!
**[04:23] Nagi**
Jeez, Sachi, you could have
told me you were here.
**[04:26] Sachi**
Never mind that, Onii...
**[04:28] Sachi**
Studying during the culture festival
is the height of lonerdom.
**[04:32] Nagi**
Shut up.
**[04:33] Nagi**
I have the great task that
is the M-1 coming up.
**[04:36] Nagi**
This is my brief respite.
***SIGN*** A Ticket
**[04:39] Sachi**
You don't mind if I take
your ticket, then, do you?
**[04:43] Sachi**
Bye.
**[04:44] Girl A**
That's your brother?
**[04:46] Girl B**
You don't look alike.
**[04:46] Erika**
Nagi-kun.
**[04:47] Girl A**
You think so?
**[04:49] Erika**
I'm here.
**[04:52] Nagi**
What?
**[04:53] Erika**
Don't "What?" me.
**[04:55] Erika**
We're walking around the school together.
**[04:57] Nagi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Escape Room Game
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** 1st Prize
**[05:34] Erika**
Hurry, Nagi-kun! They're starting!
**[05:38] Nagi**
Wait!
**[05:39] Nagi**
Wait, Amano-san!
**[05:42] Nagi**
Sorry!
**[05:48] Sousuke**
So that's my...
**[05:51] Girl A**
Oh, Romeo.
**[05:52] Guy A**
Oh, Juliet.
**[05:54] Girl A**
Oh, Romeo.
**[05:55] Guy A**
Oh...
**[05:58] Erika**
That was a blast!
**[06:00] Erika**
School events can be fun once in a while, huh?
**[06:06] Erika**
I'm glad I got to spend time
with you at this school.
**[06:12] Nagi**
What brought that on?
**[06:14] Erika**
What about you?
**[06:15] Nagi**
Huh?
**[06:15] Erika**
I'm asking, what about you?
**[06:18] Nagi**
Amano-san, you're hiding something from me.
**[06:23] Erika**
I just never told you
because there's no point.
**[06:27] Nagi**
Then tell me.
**[06:29] Erika**
What?
**[06:29] Erika**
You mean now? Right before the M-1?
**[06:37] Erika**
Okay, so...
**[06:38] Nagi**
I don't want to hear it.
**[06:41] Nagi**
Could you not make it sound
like we'll lose if you say it?
**[06:43] Erika**
Don't ask, then!
**[06:45] Nagi**
You don't need to worry about me.
**[06:48] Nagi**
We're going to win no matter what.
**[06:54] Erika**
You could have told me you already knew.
**[06:57] Erika**
I was feeling the pressure all by myself.
**[06:59] Erika**
I feel stupid.
**[07:02] Nagi**
I didn't think there'd be any point in asking.
**[07:04] Nagi**
I don't know what it's about, but it
doesn't matter, because we're going to win.
**[07:10] Erika**
You know, Nagi-kun...
**[07:13] Erika**
You're more mentally resilient than you look.
**[07:17] Erika**
That's the first time I ever
found you attractive.
**[07:34] Yonezawa**
Here we go!
**[07:36] Yonezawa**
It's time for the Megurogawa Academy
High School After-Party, also known as the M-1!
**[07:41] Takahashi**
We have a packed roster of amazing talent!
***SIGN*** Got your kawaii
Takahashi
***SIGN*** Notice me, Hiro-sama
Yonezawa
**[07:45] Takahashi**
Who will stand victorious?
**[07:47] Yonezawa**
The winner will be chosen by audience vote.
**[07:51] Guy A**
Ten imitations of language
teacher Maeda-sensei.
**[07:55] Guy A**
Language is thus life!
**[07:58] Yonezawa**
Megurogawa Sisters duet.
**[08:03] Namie**
Are Nagi and Erika-chan up yet?
**[08:06] Yohei**
Where did Sachi go?
**[08:08] Ritsuko**
They may be high schoolers,
but they're still children.
**[08:11] Ritsuko**
I suppose I shouldn't have expected much.
**[08:14] Yonezawa**
And now, we have a guest from
the special entrant category.
**[08:18] Takahashi**
My biggest oshi!
**[08:23] Yonezawa**
The unstoppable ponytail duo, Love & Happy,
brings you a live performance!
**[08:30] Ai**
Here we go, Sachi-chan.
**[08:32] Sachi**
They don't recognize us, do they, Ai-chan?
**[08:35] Sachi**
Oh, they're so cute.
**[08:36] Sachi**
It's so nice to be young.
**[08:38] Yohei**
Hey, where's Sachi?
**[08:40] Ritsuko**
These two smell like pros.
**[08:44] Ritsuko**
I wonder which agency they're with.
**[08:47] Yonezawa**
And here we go.
**[08:49] Yonezawa**
The song is "Love & Happy Rivals in Love"!
**[09:02] Song**
*I won't give him to you*
**[09:05] Song**
*No, I won't*
**[09:07] Song**
*You're my rival in love*
**[09:11] Song**
*Rival in love*
**[09:13] Song**
*We're back-to-back, fighting it out*
**[09:18] Song**
*No, pulling punches*
**[09:19] Song**
*I won't let some legend take me out*
**[09:22] Song**
*No, I won't*
**[09:25] Song**
*I'll win with all I've got*
**[09:28] Song**
*Yes, I will*
**[09:31] Song**
*But we have a truce on stage*
**[09:37] Song**
* We'll deliver cuteness so powerful*
* it'll change the world*
**[09:45] Song**
*Love Love Love Love & Happy*
**[09:48] Song**
*Miracles are everywhere*
**[09:51] Song**
*Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky*
**[09:54] Song**
*Dreams will come true someday*
**[09:56] Song**
*Love Love Love Love & Happy*
**[10:00] Song**
*Love fills the world with happiness*
**[10:02] Song**
*Chance Chance Chance Chance Chance Lucky*
**[10:05] Song**
*I'm broadcasting my love*
**[10:09] Song**
*Friends of yesterday are today*
**[10:13] Song**
*Today*
**[10:14] Song**
*My adversary, my kyun kyun rival in love*
**[10:25] Takahashi**
They win! They absolutely win!
**[10:27] Takahashi**
It's an expedited parcel of cute!
**[10:29] Yonezawa**
Or so we would like to say,
**[10:33] Yonezawa**
but special guests are not eligible to win.
**[10:38] Yonezawa**
Thank you very much!
**[10:40] Yonezawa**
And now for our next act!
**[10:43] Takahashi**
The time is right for them!
**[10:46] Takahashi**
The biggest duo of the day, Hiro and Shion!
**[10:52] Erika**
Hiro-chan's up.
**[10:54] Nagi**
Let's get a look at Segawa-san's M-1 skills!
**[10:59] Students**
Hiro-chan!
**[10:59] Students**
Hiro-senpai!
**[11:00] Students**
You got this, Shion!
**[11:05] Hiro**
The two of us...
**[11:08] Hiro**
are forfeiting.
**[11:13] Nagi**
*Segawa-san...*
**[11:15] Nagi**
*Why?*
**[11:21] Hiro**
This is my M-1.
**[11:29] Shion**
Are you sure about this?!
**[11:31] Hiro**
This was the only way Umino-kun
would have participated.
**[11:36] Hiro**
I need him to give it his all and win, or we
won't have a legend to end the legend.
**[11:43] Shion**
What?! That's so badass!
**[11:48] Takahashi**
All right, let's get back to it.
**[11:51] Takahashi**
The next duo is Ama-Umi House!
**[11:53] Namie**
Here we go!
**[11:55] Namie**
It's Nagi-chan!
**[11:56] Yohei**
Sheesh, Sachi! She's going to miss it!
**[11:59] Ritsuko**
Well, let's see what they're made of.
**[12:04] Nagi**
There was an accident that day.
**[12:08] Nagi**
The two of us, who happened to be born
on the same day at the same hospital,
**[12:11] Nagi**
were swapped at birth.
**[12:15] Nagi**
The son of poor eatery owners, Umino Nagi.
**[12:19] Nagi**
The daughter of a well-off
hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
**[12:24] Nagi**
We met on our seventeenth birthday
and learned of that fact.
**[12:32] Nagi**
And that's us.
**[12:35] Nagi**
We apologize for having
kept this a secret until now.
**[12:42] Nagi**
That is all.
**[12:44] Nagi**
*Fire!*
**[12:48] Nagi**
*Huh?*
**[12:50] Nagi**
*Where are the cheers?*
**[12:56] Erika**
Nagi-kun, I don't think this is landing.
**[13:00] Nagi**
*No way! Did we bomb?!*
**[13:04] Ritsuko**
A shocking announcement
followed by an apology conference.
**[13:07] Ritsuko**
You did put some thought into that.
**[13:09] Ritsuko**
But you lack entertainment experience.
**[13:13] Ritsuko**
Audiences don't know how to react
**[13:15] Ritsuko**
when they're given information
that's too surprising.
**[13:24] Nagi**
*What do we do?*
**[13:26] Yonezawa**
Well, they've only got a minute
left of their three minutes!
**[13:30] Erika**
Nagi-kun, what now?!
**[13:32] Nagi**
I'm thinking!
**[13:33] Erika**
I know! How about we do cosplay?
**[13:37] Nagi**
Do you have outfits?
**[13:38] Erika**
How about impressions, then?
**[13:40] Nagi**
Of what?
**[13:41] Erika**
Should we regroup?
**[13:43] Nagi**
We don't have time!
**[13:44] Erika**
What do we do, then?!
**[13:45] Stalker**
Lies!
**[13:48] Stalker**
Lies! All lies! Stop lying!
**[13:51] Erika**
Seriously?!
**[13:54] Stalker**
I'm disappointed in you, Erika-tan!
**[13:56] Stalker**
I thought you were a pure, untainted damsel!
**[13:59] Audience B**
He just jumped onto the stage.
**[13:59] Audience A**
Who is that? Is he from our school?
**[14:01] Audience C**
Fight!
**[14:02] Stalker**
How could you lie to me?!
**[14:04] Stalker**
The innocent smiles on Inustagram,
the ladylike elegance and class...
**[14:09] Stalker**
It was all a lie!
**[14:11] Stalker**
You liar!
**[14:14] Erika**
Well, I...
**[14:17] Nagi**
Stop.
**[14:22] Nagi**
Take it back.
**[14:24] Nagi**
Amano-san isn't a liar.
**[14:28] Erika**
Nagi-kun...
**[14:30] Stalker**
No! Shut up!
**[14:31] Stalker**
*You* take it back!
**[14:33] Stalker**
It's your fault Erika-san got all messed up!
**[14:40] Erika**
He punched him!
**[14:42] Stalker**
Seriously...
**[14:44] Stalker**
What are you to Erika-san?!
**[14:48] Nagi**
I'm just her fiancé.
**[14:53] Erika**
Nagi-kun... was angry?
**[14:57] Stalker**
Onii...
**[14:58] Ai**
Nagi-chan...
**[15:00] Hiro**
Umino-kun...
**[15:02] Namie; Yohei**
Get 'em, Nagi!
**[15:04] Stalker**
Her fiancé? You think I'm an idiot?
**[15:08] Nagi**
Take it back.
**[15:09] Nagi**
Amano-san isn't a liar.
**[15:11] Yonezawa**
They're well past their allotted time!
**[15:15] Takahashi**
Someone, stop them!
**[15:16] Yonezawa**
Everyone, quiet, please!
**[15:18] Yonezawa**
We are canceling the M-1!
**[15:23] Soichiro**
Let's leave.
***SIGN*** All Students
Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
***SIGN*** Due to a confrontation involving a student from another school,
there will be no winner for this year's M-1.
The following student will be placed on suspension for four days:
***SIGN*** The following student will be
placed on suspension for four days:
Umino Nagi, Class 2-A
**[15:53] Nagi**
What the hell am I doing?!
**[15:55] Nagi**
This is so embarrassing!
**[15:57] Nagi**
I didn't win the M-1 after all that,
and to top it off, I'm suspended!
**[16:01] Erika**
What are you doing?
**[16:04] Nagi**
Amano-san.
**[16:06] Erika**
I brought you some food.
**[16:08] Erika**
You haven't had anything all day, have you?
**[16:10] Nagi**
Er... You made that?
**[16:13] Erika**
I boiled the crap out of it.
**[16:15] Erika**
So it shouldn't make you sick... I think.
**[16:19] Nagi**
This is... porridge, right?
**[16:21] Nagi**
What did you put in it?
**[16:23] Erika**
Frozen fried rice and stuff?
**[16:24] Nagi**
"And stuff"?!
**[16:25] Erika**
Just eat it already.
**[16:28] Nagi**
Uh... okay.
**[16:36] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[16:43] Nagi**
For not winning.
**[16:45] Nagi**
Sorry.
**[16:48] Erika**
Oh.
**[16:50] Erika**
You mean the M-1?
**[16:51] Erika**
I thought you meant you were
sorry it's too gross to eat.
**[16:54] Nagi**
No.
**[16:56] Erika**
Thanks.
**[16:59] Erika**
I appreciated you helping me.
**[17:04] Erika**
You were pretty badass in my mind, at least.
**[17:11] Nagi**
Yeah, but...
**[17:12] Erika**
Enough!
**[17:29] Erika**
Feeling better?
**[17:32] Nagi**
Yeah... I guess.
**[17:36] Erika**
Okay, fine.
**[17:50] Nagi**
*Did she just...*
**[17:52] Nagi**
*What was that?!*
**[17:56] Nagi**
*Was I hallucinating?*
**[17:58] Nagi**
*No...*
**[18:01] Nagi**
*I still feel the sensation!*
**[18:11] Nagi**
*Wait, wait, wait!*
**[18:12] Nagi**
*Calm down!*
**[18:15] (Flashback) Erika**
Feeling better?
**[18:17] Nagi**
*Right.*
**[18:18] Nagi**
*That's what that was for.*
**[18:22] Nagi**
*She was just trying to cheer me up.*
**[18:26] Nagi**
* All that bougie traveling*
* really does change you.*
**[18:30] Nagi**
* I guess it's on the lips overseas,*
* not the cheeks.*
**[18:39] Sachi**
I bet that's what you decided.
**[18:41] Sachi**
That's obviously not true.
**[18:43] Nagi**
Sachi?!
**[18:44] Nagi**
How did you know?!
**[18:46] Sachi**
I saw it.
**[18:48] Sachi**
Onee was kissing you.
**[18:52] Sachi**
I was on my way to the bathroom,
and she'd left the door open.
**[18:59] Sachi**
I knew she would do it someday.
**[19:03] Nagi**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[19:09] Sachi**
Well?
**[19:11] Sachi**
How was kissing a girl who isn't
in your family for the first time?
**[19:15] Nagi**
What?!
**[19:16] Sachi**
You never even talked to a girl outside your
family before, and now you've kissed one.
**[19:23] Sachi**
No wonder you're panicked.
**[19:26] Nagi**
Listen, you...
**[19:28] Nagi**
You keep saying "outside my family,"
but you aren't family, either.
**[19:33] Nagi**
You were the first one to kiss me.
**[19:38] Sachi**
Ew! Forget it!
**[19:40] Sachi**
Gross! Gross!
**[19:40] Nagi**
You're the one who asked!
**[19:42] Nagi**
Besides...
**[19:44] Nagi**
It wasn't that kind of kiss.
**[19:47] Nagi**
She meant it as a way to cheer me up,
like an energy drink, because I was bummed out.
**[19:52] Nagi**
That's the kind of person Amano-san is.
**[19:56] Nagi**
Nothing more, nothing less.
**[19:59] Erika**
Hey, Nagi-kun!
**[20:02] Nagi**
Amano-san?!
**[20:03] Nagi**
Thanks, I feel better, by the way.
**[20:07] Erika**
No...
**[20:08] Erika**
What the hell was that kiss?!
**[20:13] Nagi**
Amano-san, may I have a word?
**[20:20] Nagi**
Is that really for you to ask?
**[20:22] Erika**
I know, but...
**[20:24] Erika**
I didn't know what to say. Can you blame me?
**[20:26] Nagi**
What the hell?!
**[20:30] Erika**
What about you?
**[20:33] Erika**
Why did you think that was what it was?
**[20:37] Nagi**
Because...
**[20:39] Nagi**
I thought you were trying to cheer me up.
**[20:42] Erika**
Fair point.
**[20:43] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[20:45] Nagi**
*No, why are we having this conversation?*
**[20:48] Erika**
That's definitely true.
**[20:51] Erika**
I thought you might die,
the way you were acting.
**[20:54] Nagi**
I won't deny that.
**[20:56] Erika**
You wouldn't eat, and you were
blaming yourself for some reason.
**[21:01] Erika**
So... you know.
**[21:03] Nagi**
Yes... Sorry about that.
**[21:05] Nagi**
Also, Sachi saw you kissing me.
**[21:09] Erika**
No way! Really?!
**[21:13] Nagi**
Be careful, would you?
**[21:15] Nagi**
We're living under the same roof.
**[21:18] Nagi**
That kind of thing makes it difficult.
**[21:22] Erika**
That's it!
**[21:24] Erika**
It's because I saw Sachi-chan kiss you!
**[21:26] Nagi**
What?!
**[21:28] Nagi**
You mean it's Sachi's fault?
**[21:30] Erika**
You could say so.
**[21:32] Erika**
There's no question that Sachi-chan
kissing you was what triggered it.
**[21:40] Nagi**
So you just needed to kiss someone,
and it didn't matter who.
**[21:44] Erika**
Wrong.
**[21:47] Erika**
I saw her kissing you and realized
I didn't want her to take you from me.
**[21:51] Erika**
Instinctively.
**[21:55] Nagi**
Don't say that like I'm a toy.
**[21:57] Nagi**
I'm engaged to you.
**[22:02] Erika**
That's exactly the point.
**[22:15] Sachi**
So, did you figure it out?
**[22:19] Nagi**
Huh?
**[22:20] Nagi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[22:22] Nagi**
You should go take a bath.
**[22:25] Sachi**
I know.
**[22:28] Sachi**
By the way, Onii...
**[22:30] Sachi**
Your face is beet red. Did something happen?
**[22:35] Nagi**
Not really.
**[22:39] Sachi**
Uh-huh.
**[22:45] Sachi**
*What was with Onii's face?*
**[22:51] Sachi**
*There's definitely something behind it.*
**[22:56] Sachi**
*It's finally happened.*
***SIGN*** Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
**[23:35] Nagi**
"Thank You for Falling in Love With Me!"
# 12 - Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM39MP/a-couple-of-cuckoos)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Erika**
I appreciated you helping me.
**[00:04] (Flashback) Erika**
You were pretty badass in my mind, at least.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Nagi**
Yeah, but...
**[00:12] (Flashback) Erika**
Enough!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Erika**
Feeling better?
**[00:32] (Flashback) Nagi**
Yeah... I guess.
**[02:08] Dialogue**
Episode 12: Thank You for Falling in Love with Me
**[02:10] Sachi**
Onii, are you eating?
**[02:13] Nagi**
I'll eat in my room.
**[02:14] Nagi**
Could you leave it by my door?
**[02:16] Sachi**
Are you assuming I'm cooking?
**[02:19] Sachi**
You make it, Onii.
**[02:21] Nagi**
I'm suspended right now.
**[02:23] Nagi**
I can't leave my room.
**[02:25] Sachi**
What kind of suspension is that?
**[02:28] Nagi**
*I don't know how to face Amano-san anymore.*
**[02:38] Nagi**
*Damn it, focus on studying!*
**[02:43] Hiro**
Hi. Delivery.
**[02:47] Nagi**
*That voice!*
**[02:50] Hiro**
Hello.
**[02:53] Hiro**
I bought some pizza.
**[02:56] Erika**
Hiro-chan. Welcome.
**[02:58] Erika**
What's the occasion?
**[03:00] Erika**
Come in.
**[03:01] Hiro**
Thanks.
**[03:03] Hiro**
Well, I heard Umino-kun was suspended.
**[03:07] Hiro**
I was wondering how he was doing.
**[03:09] Nagi**
*Segawa-san?!*
**[03:10] Erika**
He said he isn't seeing anyone.
**[03:13] Hiro**
What kind of suspension is that?!
**[03:14] Nagi**
*She's worried about me?*
**[03:15] Erika**
Right?
**[03:16] Nagi**
*So considerate!*
**[03:20] Hiro**
By the way...
**[03:22] Hiro**
I heard you kissed Umino-kun.
**[03:26] Erika**
How did you find out?!
**[03:27] Nagi**
*No kidding!*
**[03:36] Nagi**
*It's Sachi.*
**[03:38] Hiro**
I guess, given what happened,
a kiss or two to thank him...
**[03:46] Erika**
Yeah, I know...
**[03:51] Erika**
But I'm not sure why I did it, either.
**[03:55] Erika**
It's true that I don't want anyone to take him.
**[04:01] Hiro**
You know, Erika-chan, that's...
**[04:06] Hiro**
the ultimate familial love.
**[04:13] Erika**
You think so?
**[04:14] Hiro**
I mean, think about it.
**[04:16] Hiro**
You kissed him on the lips
right from the start.
**[04:19] Hiro**
That sounds like family to me.
**[04:20] Erika**
You're right!
**[04:22] Hiro**
You'd kiss him on the cheek
first if it were a romantic kiss.
**[04:26] Hiro**
It's supposed to start slowly.
**[04:30] Hiro**
You have to think carefully
about how you're going to
**[04:33] Hiro**
close your distance with the person, you know?
**[04:35] Nagi**
*Segawa-san...*
**[04:38] Nagi**
*You're jealous, aren't you?*
**[04:41] Nagi**
*So adorable!*
**[04:44] Hiro**
Well, I should get going.
**[04:46] Erika**
Thanks for the pizza. It was delicious.
**[04:49] Hiro**
I'm happy for you, though.
**[04:51] Hiro**
You've finally become family, living with him.
**[04:57] Hiro**
See you soon.
**[04:58] Erika**
Yup.
**[05:01] Erika**
Family, huh?
**[05:07] Ai**
I brought a gift.
**[05:10] Ai**
I see...
**[05:11] Ai**
So I won't be seeing Nagi-chan.
**[05:14] Erika**
How stuck-up do you have
to be that you wouldn't
**[05:16] Erika**
see your family because you're suspended?
**[05:18] Ai**
That sounds like Nagi-chan.
**[05:21] Ai**
By the way, Erika-san...
**[05:23] Ai**
Is it true that you kissed Nagi-chan?
**[05:28] Ai**
I'm relieved, though.
**[05:31] Ai**
I mean, you've finally gone from
being friends to being best friends.
**[05:38] Erika**
You're telling me Nagi-kun's my bestie?
**[05:42] Ai**
Yes.
**[05:46] Ai**
I used to kiss him all the time
when we were little.
**[05:50] Erika**
Is that how it is with besties?
**[05:52] Nagi**
*What a blatant lie!*
**[05:54] Ai**
Well, I'd better get going.
**[05:56] Erika**
Okay.
**[05:56] Erika**
Thanks.
**[06:00] Erika**
Again?!
**[06:01] Erika**
Who is it this time?!
**[06:02] Delivery**
Thank you.
**[06:04] Sachi**
The pizza arrived.
**[06:05] Erika**
Why did you order pizza?!
**[06:06] Sachi**
Onii said he isn't cooking, so...
**[06:10] Sachi**
I didn't think we'd be getting more.
**[06:13] Erika**
Okay, we're having a pizza party today!
**[06:16] Sachi**
You know, those two didn't get it at all.
**[06:21] Sachi**
You and Onii are finally true rivals.
**[06:26] Erika**
Rivals?
**[06:27] Erika**
Rivals kiss each other?
**[06:30] Sachi**
I heard that humans kiss each other
when they hate each other enough.
**[06:33] Erika**
Really? I had no idea.
**[06:36] Sachi**
And to prove it, you two fight all the time.
**[06:44] Erika**
We do!
**[06:47] Nagi**
*Does Amano-san really have no feelings for me?*
**[06:52] Erika**
This crab one is so good!
**[06:53] Nagi**
*That must be a thing where...*
**[06:55] (Flashback) Erika**
I saw her kissing you and realized
I didn't want her to take you from me.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Erika**
Instinctively.
**[07:01] Nagi**
*I'm her pet...*
**[07:03] Nagi**
*Her slave...*
**[07:05] Nagi**
*Her housekeeper...*
**[07:06] Nagi**
*Rich people are so scary!*
**[07:08] Nagi**
*She's been manipulating me all this time!*
**[07:11] Nagi**
*Amano-san's acting like nothing happened.*
**[07:13] Nagi**
*I feel stupid letting it get to me.*
**[07:17] Nagi**
*I'm just gonna have to focus on studying.*
**[07:23] Nagi**
*That said, I still feel weird seeing her.*
**[07:26] Nagi**
* I gotta wait until my*
* suspension is over, at least.*
**[07:32] Nagi**
*Okay, no one's around.*
***SIGN*** Shio-ramen
**[07:35] Nagi**
*Guess I'll whip up some ramen.*
**[07:39] Nagi**
* Jeez, I keep telling those two to fold*
* the boxes before throwing them out!*
**[07:44] Nagi**
*Come on.*
**[07:46] Erika**
No, that's not the point.
**[07:52] Erika**
I want you to call that whole thing off.
**[07:57] Nagi**
*Amano-san's here?!*
**[08:00] Nagi**
*"That whole thing"? Call it off?*
**[08:01] Erika**
I know.
**[08:03] Nagi**
*Is she talking to her dad?*
**[08:06] Erika**
That's not it.
**[08:08] Erika**
Could you actually listen to
what I'm trying to say?
**[08:12] Erika**
I didn't know until now, but there's something
I realized after my friends told me.
**[08:19] Erika**
So, well...
**[08:23] Erika**
I seem to be in love with Nagi-kun.
**[08:35] Nagi**
*What?!*
**[08:52] Nagi**
*What the hell was that?!*
**[08:55] Nagi**
*What's going on?!*
**[09:01] Nagi**
*Shit! The ramen!*
**[09:06] Erika**
Nagi-kun?
**[09:08] Erika**
Were you... listening just now, by any chance?
**[09:13] Nagi**
Listening to what?
**[09:15] Nagi**
I got hungry, so I was making ramen.
**[09:17] Nagi**
Was that your dad on the phone?
**[09:19] Nagi**
Sounded pretty intense.
**[09:26] Erika**
Pretend you heard nothing.
**[09:33] Erika**
It's just going to make things complicated.
**[09:40] Nagi**
All right.
**[09:52] Nagi**
* Yeah, right! How am I supposed*
* to pretend I didn't hear that?!*
**[09:57] Yohei**
Literally, totally out of the blue!
**[10:00] Yohei**
Isn't that right, Nagi?
**[10:03] Nagi**
Yeah...
**[10:05] Nagi**
Why fishing, though?
**[10:06] Nagi**
I'm suspended right now.
**[10:08] Yohei**
That's exactly why.
**[10:11] Yohei**
You grew up an A-student,
so now you're all butt-hurt.
**[10:14] Yohei**
Don't sweat it.
**[10:16] Yohei**
I got suspended all the time!
**[10:19] Yohei**
At least ten times, for sure.
**[10:21] Nagi**
I feel bad for your school.
**[10:24] Nagi**
I guess I'm not one to talk.
**[10:27] Yohei**
The fact is that you protected Erika-chan.
**[10:31] Yohei**
You snapped when it mattered.
**[10:32] Yohei**
I'm proud you're my son.
**[10:38] Nagi**
What?
**[10:41] Yohei**
That said...
**[10:45] Yohei**
That was, without a doubt, *love*!
**[10:51] Nagi**
*Is that what it is?*
**[10:54] Nagi**
* It's true that I thought she was*
* cute when I first met her.*
**[10:58] Nagi**
*And I like being around her.*
**[11:00] Nagi**
* Most of all, I doubt I'd feel*
* the way I did being kissed*
**[11:04] Nagi**
*by someone I didn't have feelings for.*
**[11:06] Yohei**
There are some things in the world
that there's no point in overthinking.
**[11:15] Yohei**
Umino family wisdom:
**[11:17] Yohei**
Take a leap of faith!
**[11:21] Nagi**
*He's right.*
**[11:22] Nagi**
*I'm leaping.*
**[11:24] Nagi**
*Right now!*
**[11:26] Nagi**
Amano-san!
**[11:27] Erika**
Hey, you're back.
**[11:29] Nagi**
Thank you for falling in love with me.
**[11:35] Nagi**
I...
**[11:37] Nagi**
I feel the same way about you.
**[12:00] Nagi**
What was that for?!
**[12:04] Erika**
Cut that shit out!
**[12:08] Erika**
I told you to keep it cool and pretend you
heard nothing so it doesn't get complicated!
**[12:13] Erika**
So why the hell would you give me a reply?!
**[12:16] Nagi**
I told you, I feel the same about you.
**[12:19] Erika**
No, no, no!
**[12:21] Erika**
I appreciate it, but I'm not ready yet!
**[12:24] Nagi**
Look...
**[12:25] Erika**
We just kicked off!
**[12:29] Erika**
It's too early for you to make your shot!
**[12:32] Nagi**
I mean, I'm the same way.
**[12:35] Nagi**
I *might* be in love with you.
**[12:40] Erika**
Uh-huh?
**[12:46] Nagi**
So let's go see your dad together.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Erika**
Why don't I get to go to the zoo with Dad?
**[12:56] (Flashback) Erika**
Everyone at school says they went
to the zoo with their dads.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Erika**
But not me.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
Oh, miss...
**[13:08] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
Your father is a very busy man.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
You're the daughter of a CEO.
**[13:13] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
You mustn't be so selfish.
**[13:15] (Flashback) Erika**
But I want to go to the zoo!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
How about you go with me?
**[13:21] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
We'll take lots of photos to show your father.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Housekeeper**
Miss!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Female staff?**
Your father's an amazing man.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Man**
He was on TV, too, wasn't he?
**[13:32] (Flashback) Foreigner**
He's famous in my country, too.
**[13:39] Erika**
Dad's always surrounded by important people.
**[13:42] Erika**
I could never get close.
**[13:46] Erika**
He's a famous hotel tycoon, after all.
**[13:53] Nagi**
Stop living together?
**[13:55] Erika**
Yeah.
**[13:57] Erika**
Dad talked to me before the
culture festival and told me to.
**[14:01] Nagi**
I figured it'd be something like that.
**[14:06] Erika**
Can I assume you want to see my dad because
you don't want to stop living with me?
**[14:13] Nagi**
W-Well, yeah.
**[14:16] Nagi**
I finally got my freedom.
**[14:21] Erika**
That's a relief.
**[14:22] Erika**
I ended up telling Dad on the phone,
**[14:24] Erika**
and then I hung up before
I could hear his response.
**[14:27] Erika**
I feel better knowing you're coming with me.
**[14:30] Nagi**
You feel better?
**[14:32] Erika**
I don't think I could explain on my own.
**[14:36] Nagi**
* I knew they didn't get along,*
* but aren't they father and daughter?*
**[14:43] Soichiro**
I apologize for bringing both
of you out to such a place.
**[14:47] Soichiro**
It was so sudden, I couldn't get out of work.
**[14:51] Nagi**
Work?
**[14:53] Soichiro**
That's right.
**[14:54] Soichiro**
I plan on making a mobile seaborne hotel.
**[14:58] Soichiro**
I'm here today to do some research.
**[15:01] Nagi**
So...
**[15:02] Nagi**
I heard from Amano-san.
**[15:04] Nagi**
We don't want to call off living together yet.
**[15:07] Soichiro**
It seems so.
**[15:09] Erika**
Didn't I tell you, Dad?
**[15:12] Erika**
About how I feel about Nagi-kun.
**[15:15] Soichiro**
What about you, Nagi-kun?
**[15:17] Soichiro**
What do you think of Erika?
**[15:22] Nagi**
I feel the same way.
**[15:23] Nagi**
I have romantic feelings for her.
**[15:25] Erika**
You don't need to be so direct about it.
**[15:32] Erika**
I've never seen Dad laugh before.
**[15:36] Nagi**
Did I say something funny?
**[15:38] Soichiro**
Sorry about that.
**[15:41] Soichiro**
You caught me off-guard.
**[15:44] Soichiro**
Well, well...
**[15:46] Soichiro**
A young man and woman spend
half a year together under one roof,
**[15:49] Soichiro**
and that's your conclusion?
**[15:53] Soichiro**
So little has happened in that time,
**[15:55] Soichiro**
I thought getting married
might be out of the question.
**[15:59] Soichiro**
That's why I'm calling for
an end to the cohabitation.
**[16:03] Soichiro**
To think that in all that time, you'd
merely just realized that you're in love...
**[16:09] Nagi**
* Something's not right.*
* Not with my parents, either.*
**[16:12] Nagi**
*Do couples normally move that quick?*
**[16:19] Soichiro**
Your time as students is precious.
You mustn't waste it.
**[16:24] Soichiro**
You finally understand your feelings
for each other after half a year.
**[16:29] Soichiro**
Why don't you take the opportunity
to separate for a while?
**[16:33] Nagi**
What do you mean?
**[16:35] Nagi**
* I thought he was trying*
* to make us get married.*
**[16:40] Erika**
Hey...
**[16:41] Erika**
What about you and Mom?
**[16:45] Erika**
It took you two ten years after that
culture festival to get married, didn't it?
**[16:52] Soichiro**
You're right.
**[16:54] Soichiro**
We didn't get married until we
finished college and found work.
**[16:58] Erika**
What happened in that time?
**[17:01] Soichiro**
Let's see...
**[17:05] Soichiro**
Come to think of it, it took three years
after we started dating to finally hold hands,
**[17:09] Soichiro**
and four years to kiss.
**[17:11] Nagi**
*And you're here judging us?!*
**[17:15] Erika**
That's what you did, huh?
**[17:18] Erika**
I think that's what I want to do, too, then.
**[17:22] Erika**
I want to try a proper relationship,
one step at a time.
**[17:30] Nagi**
*I see.*
**[17:32] Nagi**
*So that's Amano-san's dating style.*
**[17:36] Soichiro**
I never would have thought the day
would come when you'd say that.
**[17:40] Soichiro**
I was the same way.
**[17:43] Soichiro**
Perhaps that's how high school couples are.
**[17:47] Soichiro**
Meeting you two today
reminded me of my past self.
**[17:51] Soichiro**
It seems I rushed things a little.
**[17:56] Soichiro**
Let's see how things go with your cohabitation.
**[18:04] Erika**
I'm glad you were here today.
**[18:08] Erika**
I finally got to tell Dad what I really
feel because you opened up first.
**[18:14] Nagi**
Oh, sure.
**[18:16] Nagi**
We should be more open from now on.
**[18:19] Erika**
Yeah, I'll do that.
**[18:22] Soichiro**
*Exactly.*
**[18:25] Soichiro**
You need to be prepared first before you
take on the long voyage that is life.
**[18:29] Soichiro**
How foolish it is to set out on
an adventure on impulse alone...
**[18:34] Soichiro**
It pays to be extra careful.
**[18:39] Soichiro**
That said...
**[18:42] Erika**
Well, then, Nagi-kun, now that we're here...
**[18:46] Nagi**
Yeah.
**[18:49] Erika**
I look forward to our continued relationship.
**[18:52] Nagi**
L-Likewise.
**[18:55] Soichiro**
Your story doesn't go at
the pace you hope it will.
**[19:04] Sousuke**
It isn't going to go the way you hope.
**[19:13] Erika**
Man, I'm starving.
**[19:16] Sachi**
Hey, Onii, I'm hungry.
**[19:19] Nagi**
What?!
**[19:20] Nagi**
I'm behind on my studies
thanks to the suspension!
**[19:24] Nagi**
Make your own food!
**[19:25] Erika**
Wanna order pizza?
**[19:28] Sachi**
I'm tired of pizza.
**[19:31] Hiro; Ai**
Hello!
**[19:32] Erika**
Hiro-chan and Ai-chan?
**[19:34] Erika**
They might have brought us pizza!
**[19:38] Hiro; Ai**
Thanks for having us.
***SIGN*** Meguro Myoujin
Wedding Information
**[19:40] Hiro**
The pamphlet samples are done.
**[19:44] Erika**
Really?!
**[19:45] Erika**
That's not exactly pizza, but this is great!
**[19:47] Erika**
I wanna see!
**[19:48] Hiro**
You're all in it.
**[19:50] Ai**
I can't wait.
**[19:52] Sachi**
I don't care.
**[19:55] Erika**
You're in it, too.
**[20:01] Erika**
This can't be legal.
**[20:02] Hiro**
We're thinking of doing
school uniform weddings.
**[20:07] Hiro**
Though, I still think me
in traditional clothes
**[20:11] Hiro**
is the best look for Meguro Myoujin.
**[20:14] Sachi**
You're so competitive.
**[20:16] Erika**
You look good in a qipao, too.
**[20:19] Ai**
Yup.
**[20:20] Ai**
I have to promote myself
worldwide going forward.
**[20:23] Ai**
I won't survive in the global market otherwise.
**[20:28] Erika**
This photo's so good!
**[20:34] Erika**
I wonder if this is going to be me someday.
**[20:38] Hiro**
The dress looks nice, too.
**[20:40] Hiro**
I'm so proud of my shrine.
**[20:42] Erika**
*That's* what you're praising?
**[20:45] Erika**
Come on, Hiro-chan.
**[20:48] Erika**
This one's nice.
**[20:49] Nagi**
*Who am I...*
**[20:50] Ai**
Oh, you're right.
**[20:51] Hiro**
This one's cute.
**[20:53] Nagi**
*supposed to be with going forward?!*
**[20:56] Erika**
I kinda feel bad for him, though.
**[21:02] Ai**
He's a criminal.
**[21:06] Sachi**
That's just right for Onii.
**[21:09] Nagi**
What do you mean by that?!
**[21:13] Hiro**
Mom absolutely insisted.
**[21:26] Erika**
U-kun's back again.
**[21:29] Hiro**
Mom was obsessed with that news.
**[21:32] Ai**
I don't hate it.
**[21:36] Nagi**
What the hell?!
**[21:38] Sachi**
Hey, this one's beautiful.
**[21:40] Erika**
It is!
**[21:42] Hiro**
That's because of the model.
**[21:44] Ai**
May I use this on my website?
**[21:48] Erika**
Nagi-kun, I'm getting hungry.
Could you make us something?
**[21:51] Hiro**
I haven't had anything, either.
**[21:54] Ai**
I'd like to partake, as well.
**[21:56] Sachi**
Onii, four katsudon!
**[21:59] Hiro**
Umino-kun.
**[21:59] Sachi**
Onii!
**[21:59] Ai**
Nagi-chan.
**[21:59] Erika**
Nagi-kun.
**[22:00] Nagi**
Where the hell is my life going?!
**[23:28] Hiro**
Wanna go out with me?