E13 - A Bikini Divides the Eyeline Between Top and Bottom, But a One-piece Shows Off the Figure, so They Only Flatter the Slender

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[00:34] ---
    Ugh, it's so hot...
[00:38] ---
    It's getting so it's tough to eat outside.
[00:41] ---
    You are so right.
[00:43] ---
    This sunblock may be strong enough,
    but if you do not use it...
[00:48] ---
    You have applied it, of course, Sissy.
[00:51] ---
    Huh? Why?
[00:52] ---
    Do not "Huh, why?" me! Ultraviolet
    rays are the skin's greatest enemy!
[00:57] ---
    What if your beautiful skin
    becomes covered in freckles?!
[01:01] ---
    Now, allow me to spread it
    over every last inch of your body.
[01:05] ---
    Whoa, no thanks!
[01:06] ---
    Come on, come on! Don't be shy!
[01:09] ---
    --Knock it off, Kuroko! Hey!
[01:10] ---
    --Sissy!
    --Knock it off, Kuroko! Hey!
[01:11] ---
    Miss Shirai?
[01:14] ---
    Miss Wannai...
[01:15] ---
    And Miss Awatsuki, too. What's up?
[01:17] ---
    Actually, we need a favor.
[01:28] ---
    Unleash the dream I keep in my heart,
    leaving even the future behind

[01:35] ---
    I don't care about limits;
    they're meaningless

[01:38] ---
    My power reaches distant feelings,
    beyond where light diffuses

[01:49] ---
    If looking back along the
    road I've been walking down

[01:56] ---
    is all I can do, I can break
    everything right here and now

[02:03] ---
    How much can a person take a stand
    when the streets descend into darkness?

[02:09] ---
    I'm sure I can protect someone
    from the pain picking up steam

[02:17] ---
    Looking! The blitz loop this
    planet to search way

[02:20] ---
    Only my railgun can shoot it right away
[02:24] ---
    A surefire hunch racing around
[02:29] ---
    my body at the speed of light
[02:31] ---
    Take hold of whatever you want,
    leaving nothing, with shining individuality

[02:37] ---
    I believe in the pledge you made that day
[02:40] ---
    Even the tears glistening
    in my eyes will turn to strength

[02:53] ---
    Swimsuit modeling?
[02:55] ---
    Yes. A swimsuit manufacturer
    that the swim club is involved with
[02:59] ---
    has been insisting
    that we do this for them.
[03:01] ---
    Apparently, it will be in
    their upcoming web catalog.
[03:04] ---
    Our upperclassman are
    all busy with a swim meet,
[03:08] ---
    so we're the only ones
    in the club who can participate.
[03:13] ---
    Sissy! By all means, let us accept!
[03:16] ---
    Hmm, but modeling swimsuits
    sounds like a lot of high hurdles.
[03:22] ---
    I don't know...
[03:23] ---
    Oh, I guess you may be right...
[03:26] ---
    --Yeah, sorry--
[03:26] ---
    --I thought better of you, Sissy!
    --Yeah, sorry--
[03:28] ---
    These dear underclassman are in a tight spot,
[03:31] ---
    and Sissy, you are being
    so cruel and uncharitable!
[03:34] ---
    I could just... I could just...
[03:38] ---
    Come on, you, too!
[03:46] ---
    All right. If you'll have me,
    I'll give you a hand.
[03:49] ---
    There is the Sissy I know!
[03:51] ---
    I was hoping you'd say that!
[03:52] ---
    Thank you, Miss Misaka!
[03:54] ---
    Now I will get to see Sissy in a swimsuit,
[03:57] ---
    looking like that, and like that...
[03:59] ---
    No, even beyond that,
    I'll wear an even bolder swimsuit,
[04:02] ---
    and do that, or even better...
[04:05] ---
    It's obvious what you're thinking!
[04:07] ---
    I give! I give! I give! I give!
[04:15] ---
    This looks so corporate!
[04:18] ---
    It's a little bit exciting, isn't it?
[04:20] ---
    --Uiharu! Uiharu! Look
    at all that crazy stuff!
[04:21] ---
    --Thanks for inviting your friends to come, too.
[04:25] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[04:26] ---
    As long as we're doing this,
    the more the merrier.
[04:28] ---
    Still, are you sure you
    want us to model swimsuits?
[04:32] ---
    It will be fine. No matter how
    underdeveloped your body is,
[04:36] ---
    using the power of science, they should be able to touch it up in a snap.
[04:39] ---
    You're terrible, Miss Shirai.
[04:42] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[04:46] ---
    Who is she?
[04:47] ---
    The manufacturer's manager.
[04:50] ---
    Thank you for coming today.
[04:52] ---
    Huh? Where are the other two?
[04:54] ---
    Other two?
[04:56] ---
    Oh, Miss Shirai?
[04:57] ---
    Ugh, that voice...
[04:59] ---
    Oh, my, look at all the people.
[05:02] ---
    Is this a social studies
    field trip, or something?
[05:04] ---
    Kongo Mitsuko...
[05:06] ---
    And Miss Konori, too.
[05:07] ---
    What about you?
    Why are you in that outfit?
[05:10] ---
    The school rule is to wear our
    uniforms outside, even on days off.
[05:14] ---
    Have you forgotten?
[05:16] ---
    I am not a student at Tokiwadai today.
[05:20] ---
    I have come here as a model!
[05:23] ---
    Model? You, too?
[05:26] ---
    Huh? You don't mean to tell me...
[05:29] ---
    Miss Konori, are you modeling swimsuits, too?
[05:31] ---
    Yes.
[05:32] ---
    One of my seniors at Judgment
    asked me if I would
[05:34] ---
    while I was at a gym
    that I go to. What about you?
[05:38] ---
    We were asked by the swim club girls.
[05:42] ---
    From the looks of it,
    this is the first time for all of you.
[05:46] ---
    I will be glad to teach you
    about everything.
[05:48] ---
    I have been modeling ever
    since I was a child.
[05:55] ---
    The thunderous echoes of applause
[05:57] ---
    coming from the audience
    in the halls of my home...
[06:00] ---
    Even now, I hear them ringing in my heart.
[06:06] ---
    Your "audience" was just those
    who are in your house, right?
[06:10] ---
    Well, come, let's get going.
    Will you show us to the changing room?
[06:14] ---
    Oh, yes. This way.
[06:17] ---
    --Do you have any swimsuits
    that will look good on me?
[06:18] ---
    --Is she an acquaintance of yours?
[06:20] ---
    Someone with whom I wish
    I was not acquainted.
[06:25] ---
    Okay then, everyone please choose
    whichever swimsuit you would like.
[06:29] ---
    Okay!
[06:32] ---
    What do you think of this one?
[06:34] ---
    Wow, that's pretty.
[06:37] ---
    Oh, this one's cute.
[06:39] ---
    I like this one, too.
[06:41] ---
    Hmm... This one is not that great...
[06:44] ---
    This one is not that great, either... Hmm...
[06:47] ---
    Haven't you chosen yet?
[06:50] ---
    What am I going to do with you?
    Allow me to select one for you.
[06:54] ---
    No, thank you.
[06:55] ---
    Halter-neckline swimsuits are
    for those who have the bust for them.
[06:58] ---
    Triangle-top bikinis are good
    whether you have a bust or not.
[07:02] ---
    I said no thank you.
[07:05] ---
    Given your bust... you have my sympathy.
[07:10] ---
    I am going to have to sit you down
    and have a nice, long talk sometime.
[07:24] ---
    Wow, that sure is cute!
[07:27] ---
    You're right. The frills are a nice touch.
[07:31] ---
    Oh, no, you've got it wrong.
    It's not like I wanted to wear this...
[07:34] ---
    I'd sure like to see you
    in that swimsuit, Misaka.
[07:39] ---
    Me, too! Please, put it on!
[07:42] ---
    Oh, no, I couldn't possibly...
[07:44] ---
    Don't say that! Just try it on!
[07:46] ---
    I'm sure it will look cute!
[07:49] ---
    R-Really...? Well, if you insist...
[07:53] ---
    Oh, Miss Misaka, you prefer
    the child-like designs, do you?
[07:59] ---
    N-No, of course I don't!
[08:01] ---
    Here! I'll take this one!
    Now, to change into it...
[08:08] ---
    W-What? Did I do something?
[08:14] ---
    Why can't I be honest?
[08:27] ---
    I-I feel kind of bashful like this.
[08:29] ---
    We're all girls here.
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[08:32] ---
    That looks good on you.
[08:34] ---
    I-It does?
[08:36] ---
    A bikini divides the eyeline
    between top and bottom,
[08:39] ---
    but a one-piece shows off the figure,
[08:42] ---
    so they only flatter the slender.
[08:44] ---
    Oh, trust someone
    in the swim club to know.
[08:46] ---
    Do you have any other
    pointers for picking out a swimsuit?
[08:50] ---
    Let's see... Well, a sarong is,
    of course, fashionable,
[08:54] ---
    but it's also useful for
    covering the lower body.
[08:59] ---
    I-I wasn't particularly
    trying to hide anything!
[09:02] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:07] ---
    Hmm... I am a little disappointed
    that all they had were tame designs,
[09:12] ---
    but, these being off-the-rack
    swimsuits, this is the best I can do.
[09:17] ---
    W-What can I say?
[09:19] ---
    That's Miss Shirai for you.
[09:21] ---
    I-Individuality is important.
[09:24] ---
    Yes...
[09:25] ---
    Sissy, I know that this leaves
    something to be desired,
[09:29] ---
    but please try to resist.
[09:31] ---
    Nah, I'm not resisting anything.
[09:33] ---
    Oh, is that all you're
    working with, everyone?
[09:40] ---
    Look at me, "sexy and exotic."
[09:44] ---
    This is the ultimate swimsuit
    modeling that the audience is after.
[09:49] ---
    --A snake?!
[09:49] ---
    --Oh, it's not so scary.
[09:50] ---
    This is Ecaterina.
[09:52] ---
    --Ecaterina, is it?
[09:52] ---
    --S-Such a pretty python...
[09:54] ---
    --Nice to meet you.
[09:54] ---
    --Wannai, don't pay it compliments!
[09:56] ---
    H-Hurry up and put that away somewhere!
[09:59] ---
    Oh, as cute as she is? How come?
[10:04] ---
    What do you think, Miss Shirai?
[10:07] ---
    Hmph, it is a stage prop, in bad taste.
[10:14] ---
    It's a little bit tight, but they
    didn't have any larger sizes,
[10:18] ---
    so what choice do I have?
[10:22] ---
    Nice...
[10:29] ---
    There's nothing in here.
[10:31] ---
    This is where we're shooting?
[10:41] ---
    This studio is able to create
    all sorts of different settings.
[10:49] ---
    Whoa, amazing! I can touch it!
[10:51] ---
    This is Academy City's latest technology.
[10:54] ---
    Um... is the cameraman going to be a man?
[10:58] ---
    Oh, come to mention it, you're right...
[11:01] ---
    Even knowing going in,
    it's still a little, you know...
[11:05] ---
    This is why I can't stand amateurs.
[11:07] ---
    It's in being seen that
    models shine ever more beautifully.
[11:11] ---
    All the photography is automated.
[11:13] ---
    The camera will never be
    inside your field of view,
[11:16] ---
    so please, just act naturally.
[11:19] ---
    #13 A Bikini Divides the Eyeline Between Top and Bottom,
     But a One-piece Shows Off the Figure,
     so They Only Flatter the Slender
[11:40] ---
    When she said "act naturally,"
    that's not what she meant, huh?
[11:44] ---
    Sissy, we should do so, as well.
[11:47] ---
    Do what, now?
[11:48] ---
    Why, naturally apply suntan oil
    to each other, of course.
[11:52] ---
    That again?! I said I'm not doing that!
[11:54] ---
    Oh, please wait up!
[11:57] ---
    Stay away!
[11:58] ---
    Rub-a-dub-dub!
[11:59] ---
    --Oh, no you don't!
[11:59] ---
    --I get it. So that's "acting naturally."
    --Oh, no you don't!
[12:02] ---
    I should have known Miss Misaka
    would provide an excellent example.
[12:06] ---
    We should take after her.
[12:29] ---
    W-What is this place?!
[12:31] ---
    It suddenly got very cold.
[12:34] ---
    It looks like when the scenery changes,
[12:35] ---
    the temperature changes to match it.
[12:38] ---
    Is it really necessary
    to go that far, though?
[12:40] ---
    If they want us to act naturally here...
[12:44] ---
    I am a model! No matter what
    and when the order may be...
[12:50] ---
    That is what you get for overdoing it.
[12:58] ---
    Hot!!
[13:00] ---
    ...and this is too hot.
[13:01] ---
    It is burning, huh?
[13:03] ---
    Why are there these extremes?
[13:05] ---
    Water! Water!
[13:10] ---
    This is too much water!
[13:11] ---
    Like I said, why are there these extremes?
[13:14] ---
    What kind of overly-decorative boat is this?!
[13:22] ---
    What do you think of my prize bonito?
[13:24] ---
    Sorry, but that's a mac tuna.
[13:28] ---
    Er, that's not what the
    joke is supposed to be.
[13:30] ---
    In western Japan, it's
    also called a yaito tuna.
[13:35] ---
    Oh, it's stopped.
[13:37] ---
    Wow, what a pretty night sky. Look!
[13:40] ---
    That's Earth over there...
[13:45] ---
    The surface of the Moon?!
[13:47] ---
    Still, it's pretty.
[13:49] ---
    Y-Yes, it is.
[13:50] ---
    L-Look over there! W-What is that?!
[14:08] ---
    I'm sorry, but we need to make an adjustment,
[14:11] ---
    so we have to change the scene.
[14:13] ---
    What is it this time?
[14:20] ---
    A campsite?
[14:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:23] ---
    Um, we've had an error
    crop up in our camera system.
[14:27] ---
    I think it will be fixed soon,
    so please, take a short break.
[14:34] ---
    A break?
[14:36] ---
    Oh, yeah, those ingredients there
    are real, so feel free to use them.
[14:40] ---
    Feel free to use them, she says? For what?
[14:43] ---
    In this situation, with
    that many ingredients...
[14:48] ---
    It has to be curry!
[14:51] ---
    Well, shall we divide up
    into rice and curry teams?
[14:54] ---
    I'll do the curry!
[14:56] ---
    Me, too!
[14:57] ---
    Well, how about I do the rice?
[14:59] ---
    If you are doing that, Sissy, then so am I.
[15:01] ---
    Good gracious, curry is such a mundane food.
[15:05] ---
    Oh, but it's so delicious, isn't it?
[15:08] ---
    Do you not like curry?
[15:09] ---
    The truth is, you just
    cannot make it, I will bet.
[15:12] ---
    W-What are you talking about?!
[15:14] ---
    Of course I can make it --the ultimate curry,
[15:15] ---
    passed down through the
    Kongo family for generations!
[15:18] ---
    Oh, yeah? What kind of curry is it?
[15:21] ---
    It sounds delicious! I'd sure like to try it.
[15:24] ---
    Please, by all means, make it!
[15:25] ---
    W-Well, since I'm already here,
[15:28] ---
    I wouldn't mind eating commoner curry today.
[15:31] ---
    We could make both, couldn't we?
    We have enough ingredients.
[15:34] ---
    That's a great idea!
[15:36] ---
    Agreed! Okay?
[15:38] ---
    W-Well, if you insist...
[15:41] ---
    Hooray!
[15:42] ---
    Okay then, that's that, if you please.
    We'll get the rice going.
[15:46] ---
    Right!
[15:48] ---
    B-Be looking forward to it.
[15:52] ---
    Um, Miss Kongo...
[15:54] ---
    Y-Yes?
[15:55] ---
    Would you mind if we joined you?
[16:00] ---
    C-Certainly, as you please.
[16:03] ---
    W-Well, okay then...
[16:05] ---
    let's first peel these onions.
[16:08] ---
    Right!
[16:14] ---
    Huh...?
[16:18] ---
    Is it broken?
[16:19] ---
    This is a fix...
[16:22] ---
    I know!
[16:26] ---
    IH cooking, huh?
[16:29] ---
    Don't talk to me. I have to
    concentrate, or it will boil over.
[16:32] ---
    --Do this one, too, please.
[16:34] ---
    Huh? There's more?
[16:39] ---
    It's gotten a lot smaller, huh?
[16:41] ---
    What do we do with this?
[16:43] ---
    W-Well...
[16:48] ---
    So that's how you make those things.
[16:51] ---
    Using only this, out of that whole onion...
[16:55] ---
    What a precious ingredient it must be!
[16:57] ---
    A-Are we learning?
[16:59] ---
    Yes!
[17:01] ---
    Um, Miss Kongo...
[17:03] ---
    Thank you very much for
    teaching us all of this.
[17:07] ---
    As it happens, we've never made curry before.
[17:12] ---
    We're honored to have you teach us like this.
[17:15] ---
    I'll bet we cut the carrots
    into quarter-rounds, right?
[17:19] ---
    Huh? For curry,
    shouldn't they be chopped up?
[17:21] ---
    I think quarter-rounds would be cuter,
    and they will cook faster.
[17:26] ---
    Oh, Uiharu, you don't get it, do you?
[17:29] ---
    The key to good curry is that the vegetables
[17:31] ---
    can't be too big, or too small.
[17:32] ---
    At my house, the veggies
    are chopped up small,
[17:35] ---
    so that they blend in with the sauce.
[17:37] ---
    No, no, no, they can't be cut up small!
[17:39] ---
    The potatoes have to have
    their edges beveled, so they look nice.
[17:42] ---
    How it tastes is more
    important than how it looks!
[17:44] ---
    It's still gonna taste good!
[17:47] ---
    Say, it's best to keep
    the vegetables bigger, right?
[17:50] ---
    No, smaller, right?
[17:55] ---
    They're grating...
[17:57] ---
    ...the corn?
[18:01] ---
    Tomato skins...
[18:03] ---
    ...are hard to peel, huh?
[18:09] ---
    And the wakame seaweed...
[18:11] ---
    ...is hard to... chop up...
[18:21] ---
    Leave the peel on the tangerine...
[18:23] ---
    ...and slice it into rounds...
    Ah! I got juice in my eye!
[18:27] ---
    Oh, no, Awatsuki!
[18:31] ---
    I wonder how this curry will turn out.
[18:33] ---
    I can't wait to taste the
    first curry I've ever made.
[18:36] ---
    The ingredients are all so unique.
[18:39] ---
    I never knew that burdock
    root goes with curry.
[18:41] ---
    Or strawberries! Ah, this
    is starting to make me hungry.
[18:45] ---
    I can hardly wait!
[18:48] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    Miss Kongo?
[18:53] ---
    Um...
[18:56] ---
    The truth is, um...
[19:00] ---
    I...
[19:02] ---
    ...have never actually made curry before.
[19:06] ---
    Not just curry, either;
    any kind of cooking.
[19:10] ---
    I'm sorry. Under the circumstances,
    I couldn't back out of it.
[19:18] ---
    In that case, let's have the
    others tell us how to make it.
[19:22] ---
    Okay?
[19:23] ---
    Absolutely.
[19:32] ---
    ♪ Hang in there, hang
    in there, Sissy... ♪
[19:36] ---
    U-Um...
[19:53] ---
    It's done!
[19:57] ---
    Chicken curry!
[19:59] ---
    Our seafood curry is served.
[20:01] ---
    ...is served.
[20:02] ---
    All right, let's dig in.
[20:04] ---
    Let's dig in!
[20:10] ---
    Mm, it's delicious!
[20:11] ---
    It's nice that you can
    still taste the little vegetables.
[20:14] ---
    And the bigger ones taste great.
[20:22] ---
    This is pretty good, is it not?
[20:25] ---
    You're right. It's delicious.
[20:30] ---
    Isn't this great?
[20:32] ---
    It was worth the effort we put into it.
[20:34] ---
    Yes.
[20:49] ---
    See?
[20:51] ---
    It tastes good when we make
    it and eat it together, right?
[20:55] ---
    You're a nice person.
    What is your name?
[21:00] ---
    It's Misaka Mikoto.
[21:03] ---
    Misaka? Sounds familiar...
[21:07] ---
    No matter. I will take this opportunity
[21:09] ---
    to allow you to become
    my friend, Miss Misaka.
[21:13] ---
    O-Oh, yeah? Thanks...
[21:16] ---
    Sorry for the delay.
[21:18] ---
    The system is back up and running,
    so we will start shooting again.
[21:22] ---
    Huh? Already?
[21:23] ---
    Oh, you may continue eating.
    Let's take a quick shot of that.
[21:33] ---
    Oh, that was delicious.
[21:36] ---
    I'm more than up for
    any modeling like that.
[21:39] ---
    It certainly was fun, huh?
[21:41] ---
    I'm so glad you enjoyed yourselves.
[21:44] ---
    Commoner food isn't
    so bad, every once in a while.
[21:47] ---
    She says, after having seconds.
[21:49] ---
    Huh? Where is Miss Misaka?
[21:52] ---
    Sissy...?
[21:53] ---
    Let's see...
[21:57] ---
    Oh, it's not that one. Must be this one.
[22:09] ---
    Ah, this one really is cute!
[22:13] ---
    Now then...
[22:19] ---
    Woo-hoo!
[22:22] ---
    --Zapper? What is she doing?
[22:23] ---
    --This is so fun!
    --Zapper? What is she doing?
[22:25] ---
    I did it!
[22:30] ---
    Dear my friend
[22:32] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you

[22:38] ---
    Dear my friend
[22:39] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you

[22:46] ---
    We're still talking as sunset colors the city
[22:53] ---
    and yet it doesn't feel like enough
[23:01] ---
    Before we knew it,
    we were crying together

[23:08] ---
    that things weren't going our way
[23:16] ---
    Love and dreams and flowers
    and rainbows and breezes--

[23:19] ---
    let's grab them all
[23:22] ---
    It's all right! Cheer up
[23:26] ---
    I'm right here by your side
[23:30] ---
    Rather than lament today's
    mistakes, overcome them now

[23:37] ---
    It's all right! Don't hesitate
[23:40] ---
    Let's face the yet-unseen future
[23:47] ---
    and keep on walking
[23:52] ---
    Every day & night
    Always be with you

[24:00] ---
    Who's there?! Would you assail me,
[24:01] ---
    #14 Special Workshop
[24:02] ---
    knowing that I am Kongo Mitsuko
    of Tokiwadai Middle School?
[24:05] ---
    Um, Miss Kongo,
    you do not appear next week.
[24:10] ---
    


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Created 2024-01-17 08:37:49 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-01-17 08:37:50 UTC by whimsee