E11 - The Vending Machine
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Huh?!
[00:26] ---
What is it with this thing?
[00:28] ---
Is that...
[00:30] ---
You're a cutie. Whoo!
And from Tokiwadai, at that.
[00:35] ---
Wanna come with
us and have a little fun?
[00:37] ---
We'll take you home.
No telling when that will be, though.
[00:45] ---
These guys are idiots
for talking to me. And sure,
[00:51] ---
it's not like those guys
are without pity. I can tell that.
[00:55] ---
And really, it's not like they could
cut in here and do something.
[00:59] ---
They'd just get hurt.
[01:00] ---
What are you looking at?
[01:01] ---
Everyone has to look out
for themselves. That's normal.
[01:04] ---
And supposing there is someone
who would do so for a stranger,
[01:08] ---
then that person is just a fool.
[01:10] ---
Oh, there you are!
[01:11] ---
Hey, thanks for keeping her company.
[01:14] ---
You know you shouldn't wander off like that.
[01:20] ---
That's strange...
[01:23] ---
I don't suppose there's
any chance it's out of order.
[01:26] ---
Seriously?
[03:00] ---
Hey, come on, give me a break.
Give me back my money!
[03:04] ---
Hey, there!
[03:07] ---
Don't just stand there like an idiot.
[03:09] ---
If you're not buying anything,
then stand aside!
[03:11] ---
Eh? Huh? I am...
[03:12] ---
I have to rehydrate as soon as possible,
[03:16] ---
or I'm going to just fall apart.
[03:25] ---
So, what's with you, pal?
[03:28] ---
I do have...
[03:33] ---
...a name--Misaka Mikoto!
[03:35] ---
Remember it already, you idiot!
[03:42] ---
I see things are as messed up as ever.
[03:45] ---
How is it that my shocks don't work on you?
[03:48] ---
I don't know! And you shouldn't
go using your ability without warning!
[03:52] ---
Well, anyhow, if you're not going
to buy anything, I'll go ahead.
[03:56] ---
I've got some serious business
with this vending machine.
[03:59] ---
Uh, about this vending machine...
[04:02] ---
It tends to eat your money.
I, Kamijo Toma,
[04:05] ---
had what little
money that was on me--
[04:06] ---
Did you get yoinked?
[04:08] ---
Eh? Did you really get yoinked?
How much did you get taken for?
[04:15] ---
¥2000.
[04:16] ---
¥2000?! You mean
you used a ¥2000 bill?!
[04:21] ---
Well of course a vending
machine will munch that!
[04:29] ---
I got a really good laugh out of that,
[04:31] ---
so I'll get it back for you.
[04:34] ---
Eh?
[04:34] ---
I mean, this thing
once took ¥10,000 of mine...
[04:39] ---
Hmm?
[04:40] ---
Nothing. I'm just saying,
I'm going to get your money's worth
[04:44] ---
for everything this
thing took from you.
[04:46] ---
Um, the only feeling I'm
getting about this is a bad one...
[04:55] ---
Thank you for waiting.
[04:57] ---
Thanks.
[04:59] ---
Is that right?
[05:01] ---
Same old Miss Misaka as ever, huh?
[05:03] ---
Yes.
[05:04] ---
I had made up my mind to
believe in Sissy, and wait for her, too.
[05:09] ---
If Sissy were to
see me looking like this,
[05:11] ---
I would instead be
the one worrying her.
[05:18] ---
I am just hopeless, am I not?
[05:22] ---
She went out every night
without eating anything,
[05:26] ---
not to mention being unable
to provide any details
[05:28] ---
to Shirai or either of us.
[05:30] ---
I refrained from coming out and
saying anything, but sure enough,
[05:36] ---
a boy... is the only explanation.
[05:38] ---
A b--b--b--
[05:41] ---
I tell you, that is not it--
[05:42] ---
Then, the reason Miss Misaka
has been acting strangely is...
[05:45] ---
Exactly. She's lovestruck.
[05:48] ---
Th-That's it! Indeed, she could not
turn to any of us for advice,
[05:53] ---
and there is plenty of
reason to keep it a secret!
[05:56] ---
I know, right?
[05:57] ---
But since we're talking
about Miss Misaka here,
[06:01] ---
I'm sure he must be a gentleman
as handsome as a prince.
[06:05] ---
Oh, no, I think Misaka is the
type that is attracted to someone
[06:08] ---
who sees her as the only girl for him.
[06:12] ---
Ah!
[06:13] ---
Then again, since she doesn't come
home every night until morning...
[06:16] ---
You don't think Miss Misaka is...!
[06:22] ---
What's the matter, Uiharu?
[06:23] ---
Th-There is no way...
Not Sissy, of all people...
[06:28] ---
An alarm?
[06:30] ---
Whoa, you're quick to react.
[06:31] ---
That...
[06:33] ---
...is a vending machine alarm, isn't it?
[06:36] ---
Miss Shirai?
[06:37] ---
The vending machine
in that area? Could it be?
[06:41] ---
Um, Miss Shirai?
[06:43] ---
I will go check it out.
[06:45] ---
Huh? Okay, I'll come, too.
[06:46] ---
No, if anything happens, I will contact you.
[06:47] ---
Huh? Wait...
[06:52] ---
Hey, wait up!
[06:59] ---
It's... hopeless...
[07:02] ---
Geez...
[07:03] ---
Why are you running away?
[07:05] ---
I got out everything that
machine owed you, you know.
[07:09] ---
Well, I didn't really...
[07:13] ---
These belong to you
in the first place, right?
[07:15] ---
If I accept this,
I become an accomplice, don't I?
[07:18] ---
Here.
[07:18] ---
There's more where that came from.
[07:20] ---
Whoa! Hold on! Hold on! Ow!
Hey, there are hot ones mixed in!
[07:26] ---
I couldn't help it, you know.
[07:28] ---
I can't choose the kind of
drink that comes out, after all.
[07:32] ---
And as for you,
[07:34] ---
as strong as you are,
you run away too much.
[07:36] ---
And since I lost to you,
where does that leave me?
[07:40] ---
Eh? What did you just say?
[07:43] ---
Both in town and
out on the riverbed,
[07:45] ---
you've toyed around with
me time and again, haven't you?!
[07:48] ---
I-I've been getting into
fights with a middle-school girl?
[07:51] ---
Sheesh, as intense as it got,
[07:54] ---
I'm not going to let you get
away with saying you've forgotten!
[07:56] ---
What have I been doing?
[07:59] ---
Whatever, just drink something.
[08:01] ---
If my underclassman got a present
from me, she'd swoon and faint.
[08:05] ---
What does that mean?
[08:07] ---
This isn't some girl's manga,
[08:09] ---
and things like that
don't happen in girls' schools.
[08:11] ---
Hmph, wishful thinking.
[08:13] ---
You're only able to say that
[08:14] ---
because you don't know
what they call me at Tokiwadai.
[08:17] ---
Sissy!
[08:19] ---
I heard a vending machine alarm
and came running, and here you are!
[08:22] ---
Ugh, speak of the devil...
[08:28] ---
What?
[08:31] ---
What's the matter, Kuro--
[08:33] ---
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
[08:35] ---
It cannot be... No way... It is true...!
[08:38] ---
A rendezvous with a gentleman caller!
[08:40] ---
Now just a minute!
[08:44] ---
Pleased to meet you, gentleman caller.
[08:46] ---
Eh? What?!
[08:48] ---
I ride shotgun for Sissy,
and am her one-and-only partner,
[08:51] ---
Shirai Kuroko.
[08:54] ---
Since you appear to be
an acquaintance of Sissy's,
[08:56] ---
I will pay my respects,
out of social etiquette.
[09:00] ---
S-Sure.
[09:01] ---
I do have to say,
[09:04] ---
he is an undistinguished
gentleman caller, huh?
[09:07] ---
Is someone like him really with Sissy?
[09:11] ---
Oh, dear, if this is all it takes
for him to fall into a flutter,
[09:15] ---
there is a risk of him
having flirtatious tendencies.
[09:19] ---
Now, look, you...
[09:22] ---
Does this geekwad look
like my boyfriend?!
[09:28] ---
W-What?!
[09:30] ---
No, of course not.
I thought it sounded strange.
[09:34] ---
Come on! Get back down here!
[09:37] ---
Then again,
[09:39] ---
as much as I would like you to
wash your hands of this troglodyte
[09:42] ---
and allow me to escort you, Sissy,
[09:46] ---
as long as you have absolutely
no immunity to your gentleman caller,
[09:49] ---
I fear that later on, you may
be drawn to rather unsavory men.
[09:52] ---
On that point, I doubt I have anything to fear
[09:55] ---
from this completely harmless monkey.
[09:57] ---
On top of which, if you become
disillusioned with men in general,
[10:01] ---
seeing as how geeky he is,
I will be there to console you, Sissy...
[10:07] ---
Besides...
[10:07] ---
Hey, are you listening to me, Kuroko?!
[10:11] ---
You do seem to be happy again.
[10:14] ---
Hey, are you listening?!
[10:16] ---
There is nothing more I can do,
so I will take my leave,
[10:20] ---
but please take care not to
make any missteps, okay, Sissy?
[10:23] ---
Hey, what are you talking about?!
[10:24] ---
And, with that...
[10:26] ---
She disappeared!
[10:28] ---
Make an outburst like that
and then run away on me, will she?
[10:32] ---
So there really are people
who use the term "Sissy" in real life.
[10:36] ---
Leave it to Tokiwadai Middle School.
[10:38] ---
Her case is kind of a special one.
[10:41] ---
Oh, it is?
[10:47] ---
Oh, man! Seriously,
what did I even come here for?
[10:50] ---
Sissy?
[10:52] ---
Eh? She's back--huh?!
There's another Zapper?!
[10:58] ---
"If our appearances look the same,
[11:01] ---
it is only natural, since we
are identical on a genetic level,"
[11:04] ---
says Misaka in reply.
[11:07] ---
Huh? Genetic?
A-Ah, you're twins, huh?
[11:13] ---
Moments ago, I identified
a power identical to Misaka's,
[11:16] ---
so I came by to see,
[11:18] ---
but here at the site,
there was a broken vending machine,
[11:21] ---
and seeing you here with
that large number of drinks...
[11:24] ---
Sissy, don't tell me that you
were an accomplice in stealing from it.
[11:27] ---
Hey, your sister is the main culprit!
I'm an innocent bystander!
[11:31] ---
As a result of Misaka gauging
the vending machine with her ability,
[11:35] ---
the most recent fingerprints did belong to you.
[11:39] ---
You're kidding!
You can even tell that much?!
[11:41] ---
I'm kidding.
[11:41] ---
You're kidding?!
[11:43] ---
Just what are they
teaching this sister of yours?!
[11:50] ---
Why...?
[11:53] ---
Why are you...?!
[11:59] ---
Why are you wandering around here?
[12:04] ---
I am training.
[12:07] ---
Train--
[12:11] ---
Training? Did you join Judgment,
or something?
[12:15] ---
Judgment?
[12:17] ---
Oh, yeah, that's what this is.
[12:19] ---
Come here for a second.
[12:20] ---
But Misaka has a schedule to...
[12:23] ---
It's okay!
[12:25] ---
Come with me.
[12:30] ---
Maybe they're just...
a complex family.
[12:35] ---
Sissy, how far are we going to go?
[12:39] ---
Misaka's schedule is already
off by thirty-eight seconds...
[12:46] ---
The experiment...
[12:48] ---
The project was shut down,
wasn't it? So why...?
[12:52] ---
"By 'project,'
[12:54] ---
if you are referring
to Project Level 6 Shift,
[12:57] ---
then it is proceeding on schedule,"
[12:59] ---
replies Misaka.
[13:01] ---
No way! Even... now?
[13:05] ---
Yes. Experiment 10020 was just held.
[13:12] ---
Ten... thousand...?
[13:15] ---
What is she saying?
No... How...?
[13:20] ---
I thought they pulled everything out...
[13:24] ---
How are they...?
[13:25] ---
What is happening?
I don't understand.
[13:29] ---
I don't understand,
but they're being killed again.
[13:34] ---
No, that's not true!
[13:37] ---
I'm the one... who killed them.
[13:41] ---
She...
[13:43] ---
...will soon also...
[13:47] ---
Sissy?
[13:54] ---
Are you all--
[14:00] ---
Wow! How cute!
[14:02] ---
"Misaka found her," says Misaka,
trumpeting her achievement.
[14:07] ---
What do I do? What more...
[14:11] ---
...can I do?
[14:13] ---
Sissy...
[14:15] ---
Sissy, there's a kiddy-kitty.
[14:16] ---
Sissy...
[14:22] ---
Stop it!
[14:27] ---
Stop it...
[14:29] ---
Stop appearing before me...
sounding like that...
[14:33] ---
...and looking like that!
[14:40] ---
Okay.
[14:41] ---
Please excuse me.
[15:05] ---
This is the pits.
[15:08] ---
Th--
[15:09] ---
These are heavy. Still and all,
[15:12] ---
what was that with them back there?
[15:17] ---
Yowch...!
[15:20] ---
Man, just my luck.
[15:22] ---
"I can lend you a hand, if you need it,"
[15:24] ---
is what Misaka suggests with a sigh.
[15:28] ---
You...
[15:29] ---
Oh, you're her younger sister.
[15:33] ---
Huh? But didn't your sister
take you away somewhere earlier?
[15:37] ---
"Misaka just came from there,"
she says, pointing.
[15:42] ---
"Where should we
carry these drinks to,"
[15:45] ---
asks Misaka.
[15:48] ---
Oh, uh, that's okay.
I can carry them by myself.
[15:55] ---
#11 "Where should we carry these drinks to,"
[15:56] ---
Misaka prods.
[16:06] ---
Hello.
[16:07] ---
What's wrong? You look
awfully flushed, Doctor Amai.
[16:15] ---
Don't "Hello" me!
[16:16] ---
What is the meaning of
handing off to this many facilities?!
[16:18] ---
We're taking the lead on Level 6 Shift!
[16:22] ---
If you scatter it around like this,
the patent will never be...
[16:25] ---
Now, now, take it easy.
[16:26] ---
There will still be plenty of profit,
[16:28] ---
even after dividing it up this much.
[16:30] ---
How can you know that?!
[16:33] ---
Oh, I know.
[16:34] ---
Right now, what's most important
is completing the experiments.
[16:41] ---
There are 183 transferee
facilities in total.
[16:45] ---
If that breaks our mysterious
attacker's spirit, then good.
[16:50] ---
And even if the attacks keep going,
[16:52] ---
the more these facilities are destroyed,
[16:55] ---
the greater our share of
the profit becomes, doesn't it?
[17:00] ---
183...
[17:05] ---
How did it get to be so
many in this short a time?
[17:10] ---
This is a level far greater
than any single firm could manage.
[17:16] ---
I'm... an idiot.
[17:19] ---
I wonder why I didn't realize it.
[17:22] ---
Academy City is constantly
under satellite and camera surveillance.
[17:27] ---
There is no way that Academy City's
senior management is unaware
[17:32] ---
that these inhuman experiments
are repeatedly being done out of doors.
[17:37] ---
In other words,
[17:38] ---
Academy City as a whole...
[17:41] ---
...is my foe?
[17:59] ---
Ugh, that's nasty, all right.
[18:06] ---
Do you have a moment?
[18:09] ---
Huh?
[18:12] ---
Which laboratory's errand boy are you?
[18:14] ---
What makes you think that?
[18:16] ---
Anyone who comes
near me is always some guy,
[18:18] ---
trying to milk me
for some kind of analysis,
[18:21] ---
or some idiot, out to claim the
throne of Academy City's top dog.
[18:27] ---
Mm-hmm, I see.
[18:30] ---
And, in the sense that
both of them are full of crap,
[18:33] ---
there's not all that much difference.
[18:36] ---
Level 6 Shift?
[18:39] ---
Yeah. An experiment with
Tree Diagram's endorsement.
[18:42] ---
Ha! Not interested.
[18:44] ---
I'm the first-ranked in Academy City,
[18:47] ---
meaning that I'm already
at the top of the world.
[18:50] ---
Come who may, and do
what they will, nobody can beat me.
[18:55] ---
Even if I do become stronger
than I am now, what's that to me?
[18:59] ---
Yeah, you're right.
You are indeed the mightiest esper.
[19:04] ---
However, if you top out at "mightiest,"
[19:06] ---
then the circumstances that surround you
[19:08] ---
will always remain the same.
[19:13] ---
But then,
[19:15] ---
if you had an absolute power,
past that of "mightiest,"
[19:19] ---
it just might bring about
some changes in your life.
[19:31] ---
Past "mightiest," he says?
[19:41] ---
Thank you for coming.
[19:55] ---
Mass-production of clones,
in violation of international law, eh?
[19:58] ---
You guys have got screws loose
in your heads in just the right way.
[20:02] ---
Originally,
[20:04] ---
they were planned for use in another project,
[20:07] ---
but things happen, and they
ended up being diverted to us.
[20:12] ---
Looking at this,
[20:14] ---
would you still like to achieve Level 6?
[20:22] ---
Another 9970 to go, huh?
[20:27] ---
What a drag.
[20:30] ---
Sissy!
[20:31] ---
The bathroom is available.
[20:34] ---
Mm-hmm, thanks.
[20:37] ---
Sissy was in such
good spirits this afternoon...
[20:43] ---
D-D-Do not tell me something
happened with that troglodyte!
[20:47] ---
He shall pay for this!
[20:53] ---
What do I do?
[20:55] ---
Do I have any other moves left?
[20:58] ---
Find the mastermind and
put the screws to him? No,
[21:02] ---
if Academy City is directing
these experiments, that won't work.
[21:06] ---
The ones who imposed this
crazy project in the first place...
[21:12] ---
It's hopeless.
[21:14] ---
The reason they're keeping my
attacks under wraps is because
[21:17] ---
they want to avoid their
cloning experiments going public.
[21:22] ---
But that... If I were to destroy that...
[21:27] ---
Academy City would
have nowhere left to retreat.
[21:31] ---
If that happens, I can
never go back to my previous life.
[21:43] ---
They've already killed 10,000 of me,
[21:47] ---
and I'm still talking about
something so self-serving?
[21:50] ---
Say, Kuroko...
[21:52] ---
Y-Yes? What is it, Sissy?
[21:55] ---
Supposing--just supposing, now--
[21:58] ---
I did something that brought
calamity upon Academy City,
[22:02] ---
what would you do?
[22:06] ---
If you mean making off with drinks
from a busted vending machine,
[22:10] ---
I suggest not doing it again.
[22:12] ---
That thing took my ¥10,000 bill
when I was a freshman,
[22:15] ---
so it's fair game!
[22:17] ---
Something...
[22:20] ---
Something involving the foundation
that Academy City is built on.
[22:26] ---
I cannot say that I know why you
would ask a question such as that,
[22:31] ---
but if it is something that would
disrupt the safety of this city,
[22:34] ---
then it would not alter what
I would do, even against you, Sissy.
[22:42] ---
Hmm, then no matter
how much you call me "Sissy,"
[22:46] ---
that's the extent of our relationship, huh?
[22:48] ---
N-No, it is not!
[22:50] ---
Because I know that there
is not even a remote chance
[22:52] ---
that you would do any such thing, Sissy!
[22:55] ---
Gotcha!
[22:57] ---
I'm joking.
[22:59] ---
Sissy...!
[23:03] ---
Thank goodness.
[23:11] ---
Heh... Oh, Sissy...
[23:19] ---
If I get caught by Kuroko in
exchange for stopping the project,
[23:24] ---
that wouldn't be so bad.
[23:47] ---
"Next Episode Preview"
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I knew it was a boy!
It's definitely a boy!
[23:48] ---
#12 "Tree Diagram"
[23:49] ---
It is not! It absolutely cannot be!
[23:51] ---
A boy, I say, a boy! Boy! Boy! Boy! It's a boy!
[23:51] ---
I will not have it! It is not! It is not!