# 10 - Sky Bus 365
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRVNZK5PY/a-certain-magical-index)
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"The key to a long-distance relationship
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lies in whether or not the couple
remains in each other's memory."
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"Steal-his-love Special"?
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"Steal-his-love Special"
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"A stronger woman's charms
will overwrite his memory"?!
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Th-The fallen angel sexy maid outfit!
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Then that was an all-out mental,
technical, and physical boob tactic?
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The Priestess is a force to be reckoned with.
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I need a chance to turn things around--
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It's that new product I've heard about!
The Great Fairy Revealing Maid outfit!
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I couldn't wear something like that!
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Touching on October functions,
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I think the optimal one
will be the ball at Queen House.
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The social class of the guests
may be a bit more rough...
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Excuse me, Knight Leader,
but those kinds of soirees and balls
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carry the implication that this is a date.
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You're the one who asked me
to instruct you in English behavior.
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I thought you were starting
to explore how to live like a lady.
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Wherever did you hear an idea like that?
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Hmm, that's curious. The bit about
the fallen angel sexy maid was untrue?
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W-W-W-W--
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I would not consider
such conduct to be ladylike.
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Ahem! Putting that aside,
what is happening with the Eurotunnel?
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Those no telling for certain
when it will be restored.
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I heard that tensions with
France have been heightened.
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They seem to be having trouble trying
to convince the hawks in Parliament
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to forgo the anti-French
pre-emptive strike they keep proposing.
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We also have a number of
domestic organizations
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who are hinting at taking advantage
of the chaos to stir up unrest.
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Enemies without and within.
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Leaving us both with
an abundance of things to see to.
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"A Certain Magical Index III"
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"#10 Sky Bus 365"
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Th-That was a completely
ridiculous thing for me to say.
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I *do* know that you have amnesia.
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I can fight, too. I can be of help to you.
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Huh? Oh, it's you, Zapper.
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What are you up to here?
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I-It doesn't matter what I'm up to!
Just the usual, the usual! Hmph!
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Yeah, uh...
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So, um, are you... over
your injuries already?
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Yeah, close enough. But then, yeah...
You really did find out, huh?
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I'd appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone else.
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O-Okay.
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And as for the vending machine,
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maybe be more discreet about doing
high kicks in a skirt in front of others?
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Mm-hmm...
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Huh? You're being awfully quiet.
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Wh-What's happening here?
Why is my heart getting so cozy?
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H-Hey...
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Gaah!!
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Don't "Gaah!!" me!!
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Ugh, what is up with Misaka?
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I-I hope Index isn't
acting out of sorts, too.
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The fallout from the
explosion in the Eurotunnel,
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--Index is the same as always.
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--which connects Britain and France,
has extended to the airways, as well.
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This has--
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"Yakisoba"
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Toma, what's for supper tonight?
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A lot happened today, so it's cup *yakisoba*.
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A lot happened?
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Hang on a minute. It'll be ready soon.
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Wh-What was that sound?
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Oh, that's...
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Toma...
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You're such a klutz. Here, this is yours.
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Huh?!!
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Wh-What is it, Tsuchimikado?
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Hey, Kami. This is going to take a while.
Is now a good time?
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A miracle just happened.
Keep it short, would you?
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Hmm? Okay, I'll keep it short.
Get yourselves to Britain, now.
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Huh?
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What is this, knockout... gas...?
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Beef or fish! Beef or fish! Beef or fish!
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Beef or fish!
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We know you're looking forward
to your inflight meal,
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so could you keep it down, Index?
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Hmm! And why do we have to go
to England right now, anyway?
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Well, they said that there was
some huge magical trouble in England,
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so they wanted to
call you in as a state official.
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And there was something about me
having to come with you, too.
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Hmm. By the way, Toma,
when will the airplane meal get here?
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After 9:00, I'd guess. We got the
late meal ticket, because it was cheaper.
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Huh?!
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Better than getting on that plane
that Tsuchimikado had waiting for us!
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Due to the impact of the
Eurotunnel explosion,
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--This isn't England?
--this flight is assisting the
Anglo-French relief material transport service.
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They said it was France.
They mentioned it on the news on TV, too.
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Ah! That man over there in the
work uniform is eating a sandwich!
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--No fair! I want to eat something, too!
--H-Hey, you...
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Sir?
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Yes?!
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What seems to be the trouble?
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W-W-We're fine!
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I have to wonder, though, is it worth it
to transport daily necessities on a plane?
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These are items coming
from overseas countries,
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so apparently there are a lot of
things they cannot procure in Britain.
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I got the impression that this flight's
container included liquid foods.
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Liquid foods?
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I do not know what the disease is called,
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but apparently, it is nutrition provided
to those cannot eat regular food.
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Nutrition. Food. Airplane
food. Inflight meal.
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Beef or fish!
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--Beef or fish! Beef or fish!
--I told you, it's one or the other!
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I-I will bring you something right away.
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Damn, the seat was taken
by someone on the waiting list.
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What do I do?
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Is it ready yet?
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Hmm, it is taking a while, huh?
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Huh?
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Is this supposed to be closed?
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Wha--?!
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You saw it, then?
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Captain, emergency.
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A terrorist?
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We received word from the control tower that
a member of a French anti-English organization
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had gotten aboard the plane.
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If certain demands aren't met,
the plane will crash and burn.
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For real?
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The terrorists demand
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that the major airlines' customer
management systems be destroyed.
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They're going to completely
eliminate the air routes into England.
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The blood spatter you saw
came from one of my colleagues.
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Most likely another act
perpetrated by the terrorist.
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You're not thinking that
*I'm* the culprit, are you?
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No, no one was thinking *that*.
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Can just the two of you
really find the criminal?
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You could use as many people
as you can get, right? So let me help.
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Tch. I'm too nervous about
letting this chaos spread.
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I don't need an amateur
milling around on his own.
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Can you take responsibility
for the lives of 500 passengers?
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Toss him in there.
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Damn!
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How far could Toma have gone?
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Damn it, how did the connector get broken?
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--I can't feed the crash
stabilizer the disrupt program--
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--Crash?
--I can't feed the crash
stabilizer the disrupt program--
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What are you doing?
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This is a knife carved out of animal bone.
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It's not picked up by
airport metal detectors.
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Get up. Give me any trouble
and I'll stab you.
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Get in there, unless you want to get stabbed.
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Index!
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Damn it!
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Hold it!
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Index!
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You!
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Hey, what the hell happened in here?!
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He's even attacking the passengers now.
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Damn it, what is the terrorist trying to do?
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The crash stabilization device.
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What?
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Index may have heard the culprit say it.
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This aircraft has a device installed
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whose sensors can auto-detect
the shock of a belly landing,
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and automatically shut down all the engines.
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So, if that were to malfunction...
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The aircraft would crash.
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I get the general picture of what happened.
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I'm sorry we weren't of any help,
but I'm glad it didn't end up much worse.
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I hate having to do this,
but I still need to keep you sequestered.
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I have a duty to the lives of the passengers.
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You've gotta be kidding me!
Lives of the passengers my ass.
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I stayed put and did like you asked,
and look what happened!
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I had my friend assaulted!
You expect me to wait until he comes back?!
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Witnesses are the ones in the most danger!
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Where is he?
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Where did he go?
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Damn it.
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If he'd just do something to act suspiciously,
I could spot him right away.
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All right...
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What is it? What's wrong?
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What's happened? Have we lost altitude?
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N-No, that alarm is from
a manual button in the cabin.
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E-Emergency, Captain!
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Now what is it?!
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I don't know! Damn it, what's going on?!
What's going on here?!
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Th-The fuel gauge!
It shouldn't be dropping like that!
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I can only guess there's a hole in the tank!
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We won't make it to the airport at this rate.
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Worst case, we need to prepare for
an emergency landing on a main highway!
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Captain, instructions?!
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Damn it, I'll be right there!
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It sounds like the illusion you've
set up is starting to have an effect.
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Fudging the gauge readings
with illusions is a simple matter.
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You're forcing a landing not at the airport,
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but on a country highway
with few buildings around?
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My, would you prefer to have it explode
in the city, or over a residential area?
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What roads can they use
for an emergency landing?
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Of the major highways
that lead from London to Scotland,
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they are likely to come down
between Kendal and Carlisle.
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Block the pertinent highway,
and shut down all the roads that feed it.
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I don't mind you speeding things along,
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but what are you going to do if
that airliner breaks up in midair?
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If that happens,
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we'll have to at least recover the
List of Prohibited Books, who is aboard.
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We can catch at least one
person on the ground.
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Speaking from the bottom of my heart,
I hope you die an early death.
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What's going on?
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We're losing altitude? This is bad!
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Increase our altitude!
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Unless you want me killing your passengers,
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you'll regain altitude immediately!
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--I can't.
--Wha--?
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At this rate, we won't
make it to Edinburgh Airport!
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In fact, the engines
themselves might explode!
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Damn it! I'll kill you!
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Listen to me. Three minutes.
If you don't regain altitude in three minutes,
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I will kill every passenger, one by one!
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This is unusual.
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What is?
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The airliner has gained altitude.
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I can only assume they
have aborted their landing.
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Archbishop, emergency!
We've identified a large-scale obstruction
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coming from the direction of Scotland.
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What kind of obstruction?
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Our illusion is being
intercepted by a third party.
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Being obstructed from
within Britain of all places?
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This oversight is on you, Archbishop.
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I am aware.
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Just to be safe, I'd like to put
things in place with Air Bus 365.
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Is everything we need ready?
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All right, I'll need a transport.
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Our altitude has been restored?
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So here's where you are!
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You have a problem with that?
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Our flight is safely headed
for Edinburgh Airport.
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We are terribly sorry for any
inconvenience this has caused you.
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What's the matter, Toma?
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Why would he have picked
this moment to commit his terrorism?
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Wouldn't it be because he wished
to create a problem over British skies?
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If he had just done it right away,
he would have had time to negotiate
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and might have been able to shake up Britain.
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Either way, the terrorist is out of the way.
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There's no reason to
worry about it, is there?
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Why would he wait until the
end of the flight to cause an incident?
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There's still another one!
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The cargo hold! He was waiting
until after the plane was loaded in Paris
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to commit his terrorism.
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That's because he was waiting for
his buddy, who was in with the cargo.
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He was waiting for insurance.
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Is there only the one way in?
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Y-Yes.
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The terrorist's buddy is probably armed.
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The riskiest moment in charging him
would be right after opening the door.
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But there aren't any other ways in or out.
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Could we use that duct?
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No way. This isn't like in the movies.
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There's not enough space
for a person to get through.
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No, it's just right.
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What do you mean, Toma?
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There was coffee and bottles of tea
among the free drinks, right?
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Go bring me some of those.
Something as hot as you can make it.
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Negotiations must have failed.
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Even if it comes to this,
I'm bringing this plane down.
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Tea?
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Yo, terrorist!
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You know what thermal expansion is?
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Wha--?!
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I'll take this plane down!
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Thanks to the Eurotunnel blast,
France has sustained huge losses!
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Which is why we're going to make
sure they suffer at least the same damage!
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By blocking not just their land routes,
but their air routes, too!
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Whether Britain or France is at fault,
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is there really any reason
to fight with each other?!
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There's liquid food inside there, right?
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This is cargo that France
is sending Britain as relief!
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Isn't that the kind of relationship
Britain and France have?!
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There are idiots everywhere!
Just because they're in with good people
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doesn't mean I'm willing
to let them get away with it!
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Don't!
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For crying out loud,
ever the amateur, aren't you?
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It's ten more minutes to Edinburgh Airport.
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He should be able to survive for that long.
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For heaven's sake, you're supposed
to be watching over her in some fashion.
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I wish you'd at least show that much resolve.
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Hang in there.
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Now this update. The jumbo jet
Air Bus 365 has landed at Edinburgh Airport.
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Sounds like the plane made it down safely.
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Yeah, but that's only
because the stealth transport,
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using Academy City technology, was sent in.
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I think Britain may be
stretched to the limit.
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Wh-Whenever I channel any magic,
my body gets tingly all over!
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Time to put on your game faces.
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We're about to break up
the very paradigm that is Britain.
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"Preview"
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Multiple threads intertwine
around ceremonial accouterments.
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The true purpose of the sorcerers
known as "New Light" is revealed.
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Next time, "British Labyrinth."
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When science and magic cross paths,
the story begins.
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