11 - There Are As Many Names of Flowers... As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie! | There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Se
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[01:32] Chiho
There you go.
[01:34] Manami
It's fine that you're going out to play,
[01:36] Manami
but don't take your eyes off Sue-chan.
[01:39] Chinami
Don't worry. We know.
[01:43] Chiho
Sue-chan's so tiny and cute,
people always want to take her right away.
[01:48] Manami
Wait just a minute. What does that mean?
[01:52] Chino
Nothing.
[01:55] Chiho
Don't hurt me!
[01:57] Manami
Don't say things that sound so bad.
[02:00] Manami
I've never hit you, have I?
[02:02] Chiho
No lectures, either!
[02:04] Manami
That'll depend on you three.
[02:10] Chiho
Well, see...
[02:17] (Flashback) Sue
Mew!
[02:22] (Flashback) Riri
You want us to rub your tummy?
[02:25] (Flashback) Chi
Meow!
[02:33] (Flashback) Chi
Sue-chan, want to rub him, too?
[02:35] (Flashback) Sue
Meow...
[02:38] (Flashback) Sue
Mew.
[02:40] (Flashback) ---
[02:43] (Flashback) Riri
Want to go inside now?
[02:51] (Flashback) Sue
M-Mew?
[02:53] (Flashback) Sue
Meow, meow! Meow, meow!
[02:55] (Flashback) Chi
Meow?
[02:56] (Flashback) Sue
Meow!
[02:59] (Flashback) ---
Move!
[03:02] (Flashback) Riri
Now, Yoshi, Sue-chan isn't your doll.
[03:06] (Flashback) Sue
Mew...
[03:10] Manami
I do seem to recall a time they
came home smelling like dog...
[03:13] Manami
And? What else?
[03:15] Chiho
Well, um...
[03:17] (Flashback) Sue
That's outside, this is inside.
[03:20] (Flashback) Sue
So I can go this far.
[03:28] (Flashback) Chigusa
Sue-chan's gone!
[03:31] (Flashback) Chinami
Sue-chan!
[03:32] (Flashback) Chiho
Where are you, Sue-chan?
[03:35] (Flashback) Sis
Where did you bring her from?
[03:35] (Flashback) Sue
Nee-nee... Nee-nee...
[03:37] (Flashback) Kana
She was lying around.
[03:39] (Flashback) Chigusa
That way!
[03:40] (Flashback) Chi
Sue-chan!
[03:43] (Flashback) Chinami
There she is!
[03:45] (Flashback) Chi
Hey! You thief!
[03:47] (Flashback) Chi
Give her back!
[03:49] (Flashback) Kana
No! I found her!
[03:51] (Flashback) Kana
She's my baby sister now.
[03:54] (Flashback) Sue
No! Mew...
[03:56] (Flashback) Sis
Is she your little sister? I'm sorry.
[04:00] (Flashback) Sis
Now, let her go!
[04:02] (Flashback) Sue
Nee-nee... Nee-nee!
[04:05] Manami
I see.
[04:06] Manami
So that's why the oldest Kawamoto sister
is always apologetic toward me.
[04:12] (Flashback) Sis
G-Good morning.
[04:15] (Flashback) Manami
Morning.
[04:17] Riri
Chi-chans!
[04:19] Chiho
We can go now, right?
[04:21] Manami
Yes, you can.
[04:22] Manami
Be sure you don't let
her out of your sight.
[04:26] Chiho
We know.
[04:29] Manami
You say that, but I know you really won't.
[04:34] ---
There...
[04:37] Rino
Be home by dark, you two.
[04:39] Hime
Okay.
[04:40] Shino
Bye!
[04:42] Shino
Going for a walk, going for a walk...
[04:50] Shino
Nee-tan, Nee-tan.
[04:52] Shino
There are all different kinds of grass,
aren't there?
[04:54] Hime
That's right.
[04:56] Shino
But they're all still grass?
[04:59] Hime
No, not at all.
[05:01] Hime
All the grasses in the field
have their own names, too.
[05:06] Shino
What about this fluffy one?
[05:08] Hime
That's green foxtail.
[05:11] Hime
We call it "enokoro grass" in Japanese,
[05:13] Hime
because it looks like the
tail of a puppy (inukoro).
[05:20] Shino
What about this one?
[05:21] Hime
Indian goosegrass.
[05:24] Shino
And this?
[05:25] Hime
That's evening primrose.
[05:27] Hime
Not long ago, yellow flowers bloomed
on them in the early morning.
[05:32] Shino
Look at the little white flowers!
[05:34] Hime
It's daisy fleabane.
[05:36] Shino
Red flowers!
[05:37] Hime
Red clovers.
[05:39] Hime
Sow thistle.
[05:41] Hime
Creeping woodsorrel.
[05:43] Shino
The boys play swords with these!
[05:46] Hime
That's Canada goldenrod.
[05:52] Shino
Do all the plants here
have their own names?
[05:56] Hime
They do.
[05:57] Hime
Even the smallest grasses
and flowers have names.
[06:14] Maki
This is called red clover.
[06:18] Shino
Good, you remembered.
[06:22] Mi
It has a name?
[06:24] Mi
It's not just a red flower?
[06:26] Shino
Yeah. Even the smallest grasses
and flowers have names.
[06:33] Mi
My name is Mi-chan.
[06:35] Mi
Shino-chan. Maki-chan.
[06:38] Maki
That's different!
[06:46] Shino
You can have red blocks with some shaped
like triangles and some like squares, right?
[06:51] Mi
That's a triangle.
[06:53] Mi
That's a circle.
[06:55] Shino
That's right.
[06:56] Shino
Just like with blocks,
flowers come in lots of shapes,
[07:00] Shino
and they all have names.
[07:02] Mi
Like flowers?
[07:05] Mi
But the triangle can be square, too.
[07:11] Mi
And the circle can be square, too.
[07:15] Shino
Um, um...
[07:18] Shino
But the square block only has square sides,
[07:20] Shino
and the circle has a circle side, and the
triangle one has a triangle side, right?
[07:24] Mi
Are there any that are only
triangles or only circles?
[07:28] Shino
One that's only triangles would be pointy,
[07:31] Shino
and one that's only circles
would be a ball.
[07:36] Mi
It's only a circle!
[07:37] Shino
But you can't stack it
if it's only a circle.
[07:40] Shino
That's why blocks always
have a square side.
[07:47] Mi
There...
[07:50] Shino
You don't have to try so hard...
[07:51] Mi
There...
[07:52] Maki
That looks kind of fun.
[07:55] Shino
This purple flower is a kind of aster.
[07:59] Mi
This has prickly leaves
and pointy purple flowers.
[08:03] Shino
They're thistles.
[08:05] Mi
They're not purple flowers?
[08:07] Shino
There are different purple flowers,
like with triangle and circle blocks.
[08:11] Shino
That's cosmos.
[08:13] Shino
It has eight petals.
[08:14] Mi
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[08:21] Shino
You're very good at counting.
[08:24] Maki
Nee-tan, Nee-tan!
[08:26] Maki
This is, um... red morning glory!
[08:30] Shino
That's right, Maki-chan! Very good!
[08:35] Shino
This is buckwheat.
[08:36] Mi
Buckwheat?
[08:37] Shino
Uh-huh. After it flowers,
you pick the fruit and turn it into powder.
[08:41] Shino
That's what they use to make
the soba noodles you eat.
[08:45] Mi
They're all white and cute.
[08:47] Shino
Even smaller flowers than this
have their own names.
[08:51] Shino
Oriental lady's thumb.
[08:52] Shino
See how it has lots of
tiny red flowers on it?
[08:56] Mi
But there's no thumb.
[08:58] Shino
Nobody knows why some of them
are named the way they are.
[09:03] Mi
Why?
SIGN Plant Expert
[09:04] Shino
Someone came up with it a long time ago,
SIGN Imperial University
Doctor
[09:07] Shino
and they told it to more and more people.
SIGN Nee-tan
[09:09] Shino
Eventually, nobody knows how
the name came about anymore.
[09:13] Mi
The flowers have lots of little bumps.
[09:15] Shino
Yeah.
[09:16] Shino
Some people use it as red rice
when they play house.
[09:21] Shino
That's why it's sometimes called
a "red rice flower," too.
[09:24] Mi
You know so much, Nee-tan!
[09:28] Shino
My onee-chan taught me
about this stuff, too.
[09:32] Shino
So when both of you are old
enough to be onee-chans,
[09:37] Shino
teach it to some younger kids, okay?
[09:39] Both
Okay!
[09:45] Maki
Good morning, Miss Teacher!
[09:46] Teacher
Good morning.
[09:56] Maki
Miss Teacher, this is awful!
[09:59] Maki
The flowers are gone!
[10:02] Teacher
Oh, here? That's because we
pulled up all the weeds.
[10:06] Maki
Who? Who pulled them up?
[10:08] Teacher
Maki-chan, first of all,
put your fists down.
[10:13] Maki
Nee-tan, it's terrible!
[10:15] Maki
The flowers are all gone!
[10:18] Shino
It's okay. The seeds are
still there somewhere,
[10:22] Shino
so they'll flower again next fall.
[10:26] Shino
And before that,
there'll be spring flowers,
[10:29] Shino
and when they're gone,
there'll be summer flowers.
[10:33] Shino
So when that happens,
let's look at them together, okay?
[10:36] Maki
Okay...
[10:38] Teacher
You make a very good older sister, Shino-chan.
[10:42] Shino
You saw us looking at the
flowers yesterday, right?
[10:47] Teacher
Huh? Well, but... It had to be done.
[10:51] Shino
I understand. It's grown-up stuff, right?
[10:54] Shino
I hope I get to be a grown-up soon, too.
[11:09] Hime
When all sides are triangles,
it's called a triangular pyramid.
[11:12] Hime
All of these pointed shapes
are called pyramids.
[11:16] Hime
One with a square bottom
is called a square pyramid.
[11:18] Hime
One with a round bottom is called a cone.
[11:20] Hime
Long ones with ends that are the same
thickness are called prisms.
[11:23] Hime
Round-ended ones are cylinders,
and triangle-ended ones are triangular prisms.
[11:27] Shino
Little kids ask all kinds of questions.
[11:30] Shino
It's hard to be an onee-chan.
[11:33] Shino
You can't be good at it
unless you study a lot.
[11:37] Hime
Huh?
[11:39] Hime
But there are lots of things
I don't know, too.
SIGN There Are As Many Names of Flowers...
As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie!
SIGN There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Sense?
SIGN Mitama
SIGN Mitama
[12:04] Sue
There.
[12:11] Sue
Down, down...
[12:15] Chiho
Sue-chan, are you all dressed?
[12:18] Chiho
And there's your tail.
[12:27] Sue
I wanted to get dressed by myself.
[12:30] Chinami
What's wrong?
[12:33] Chiho
Sue-chan couldn't get her tail
through the hole in her outfit.
[12:37] Sue
Mew.
[12:42] Chinami
Okay then, today we'll have
special tail training!
[12:45] Sue
Training?
[12:50] Chinami
Now, do it just like I say, okay?
[12:53] Sue
Mew.
[12:54] Riri
Chi-chans, let's play!
[12:56] Chigusa
Okay!
[13:00] Chinami
Right.
[13:02] Chinami
Left.
[13:05] Chinami
Middle.
[13:07] Chinami
Down.
[13:12] Riri
What are you all doing?
[13:15] Chinami
Studying tails.
[13:17] Riri
You're studying? That's very good.
[13:20] Sue
Mew.
[13:22] Chinami
Want to do it with us, Riri-chan?
[13:23] Riri
What should I do?
[13:26] Chinami
First, go from the right to...
[13:29] Chinami
a circle.
[13:32] Sue
Meow?
[13:33] Riri
Huh? A circle?
[13:38] Sue
Mew...
[13:39] Chiho
That's not much of a circle.
[13:42] Riri
I don't think that's possible,
[13:44] Riri
except for people with
long tails like yours.
[13:49] Riri
Don't worry. It's okay if you
can't make it a circle.
[13:53] Chinami
Two circles.
[13:56] Sue
Meow?
[13:57] Riri
That's pretty good...
[14:02] Chi
Meow!
[14:06] Manami
Oh, hi there.
[14:08] Riri
I came over to play.
[14:14] Sue
My tail is short.
[14:17] Manami
That's okay.
[14:18] Manami
The Chi-chans' tails were short
when they were little, too.
[14:24] Manami
See? They had tiny tails.
[14:27] Manami
And flat ears, too.
[14:29] Manami
Why were we dressed like that?
[14:31] Sue
Tiny!
[14:33] Manami
Back then, I was the one who
always dressed you three.
[14:43] Chiho
But, Nee-chan...
[14:45] Chiho
Wouldn't it have been easier
to dress us in baby pants?
[14:51] Chiho
With pants and skirts, the tail
has to go through two holes.
[14:57] Chiho
Or you could just not put
it though the hole at all.
[15:00] Manami
That wouldn't be very comfortable
with pants, though...
[15:07] Manami
And it'd cause even more
problems with a skirt.
[15:11] Manami
With kimono, there's a way to wear
them that keeps the tail inside,
[15:15] Manami
but it still has to go
through a tail holder.
[15:19] Chinami
Then what about something like baby pants?
[15:26] Manami
The snap on those comes undone easily.
[15:28] Manami
Remember when Sue-chan tripped
and fell because of that?
[15:34] Manami
Either way, if you want your
tail outside your clothes,
[15:37] Manami
you need an undertag.
[15:39] Chiho
Undertag?
[15:41] Manami
It's a loose piece of cloth inside a skirt.
[15:44] Chigusa
What are those for?
[15:47] Manami
Without it, if you moved
your tail to the side,
[15:50] Manami
your underwear would show through the hole.
[15:53] Manami
An undertag fills in the extra
space so your underwear stays hidden.
[15:57] Chigusa
I don't mind if it shows a little.
[15:59] Manami
Well, I do.
[16:01] Chigusa
But you don't even have a tail.
[16:03] Manami
I don't want your underwear to be visible
[16:05] Manami
to the kinds of people
who'd want to see it.
[16:09] Sue
Nee-nee...
[16:11] Sue
Were you little, too?
[16:16] Manami
When I was little, I looked like this.
[16:20] Chigusa
Cute!
[16:21] Chinami
Tiny Nee-nee!
[16:24] Chiho
You looked just like Sue-chan.
[16:28] Chigusa
Why didn't you stay that cute, Nee-chan?
[16:32] Chigusa
I want to dress you up!
[16:34] Manami
If I'd stayed that cute,
[16:36] Manami
I wouldn't be able to make
you dinner or care for you.
[16:41] Manami
Everyone has to grow up.
[16:46] Manami
Oh? You don't want dinner, then?
[16:48] Chi
We do need that!
SIGN World's Prettiest
Person Contest
[16:56] TV
Our next topic is the World's Prettiest
Person Contest that was held recently.
[17:01] TV
This "festival of beauty"
began as a symbol of peace.
[17:03] Sue
What's that?
[17:05] Chiho
It's about the prettiest
person in the world.
[17:05] TV
This year's preliminary stage saw
a record number of applicants.
[17:07] Sue
Prettiest?
[17:09] Sue
The prettiest in the world is Ma-nee-nee.
[17:09] TV
Thirty were selected from among them after
careful screening of the applications.
[17:16] Manami
Hey!
[17:18] Manami
No horsing around in the house!
[17:22] Sue
Nee-nee...
[17:24] Manami
What is it?
[17:27] Manami
What?
[17:34] Sue
You're the prettiest
in the world, Nee-nee.
[17:37] Manami
What a good girl!
[17:39] Chiho
Don't say that, Sue-chan.
[17:41] Chinami
You'll give her a big head.
[17:45] Chiho
There's always someone better.
[17:47] Chinami
Like, Nee-chan seems like the most
important person in the world, right?
[17:51] Chigusa
But there are even more important
people in the world, like teachers.
[17:55] Manami
That's true. And your father.
[18:01] Manami
I didn't say anything that
thought-provoking, did I?
[18:04] Chi
Dad is important?
[18:07] Manami
He's the most important in this house.
[18:09] Chiho
Anyway, there's bound to be
someone prettier, too.
[18:13] Manami
Who do you think is prettier than me?
SIGN Huh...?
[18:16] Chiho
Huh?
SIGN Sakuraen
[18:38] Kid
Wow! That was really good!
[18:42] Ryuko
Are you all right?
[18:45] Ryuko
Don't be too reckless, okay?
[18:49] Chinami
Miss Ryuko, you're very pretty.
[18:53] Ryuko
What's this? Are you trying
to distract me with flattery?
[18:59] Chinami
But I still think our big
sister is prettier.
[19:05] Ryuko
That's where this was going?
[19:08] Chi
So close...
[19:13] Teacher
Don't be mad at them.
[19:15] Ryuko
I'm not mad!
[19:17] Ryuko
I know I can't beat the pretty high school
girl who's basically a mom to them.
[19:34] Chiho
I guess there aren't many
pretty people around.
[19:42] Chi
Shino-chan and her big onee-chans!
[19:45] Nozomi
Hey, it's the class president's
little shrimp sisters.
[19:55] Nozomi
There ya go.
[19:59] Chiho
Pick me up!
[20:01] Hime
You three love attention, huh?
[20:03] Shino
Hey! Me, too!
[20:05] Hime
Okay, okay.
[20:11] Chiho
You're more cute than pretty.
[20:15] Shiho
You'll be pretty someday.
[20:18] Shino
Nee-tan is pretty!
[20:24] Chinami
I bet you're a very pretty
snake lady, Suu-chan.
[20:27] Chinami
Are you?
[20:29] Suu
I'm not sure...
[20:30] Suu
Anyway, would you like me to pick you up?
[20:37] Chiho
You're pretty too, Shino-chan.
[20:40] Chiho
But you're still a kid.
[20:42] Shino
So are you!
[20:44] Hime
I get it. You're looking
for pretty people, right?
[20:50] Hime
What do you think of her, then?
[20:55] Chigusa
Do it more!
[20:58] Chiho
You're a girl? I thought you were a boy.
[21:02] Nozomi
Hey, you! Did you forget about
when we went to the pool?
[21:07] Chi
We're home!
[21:11] Manami
Oh, welcome home.
[21:14] Manami
I was about to go look for you,
since it's getting dark.
[21:18] Chi
We looked really hard, too.
[21:21] Manami
For what?
[21:23] Chi
For someone prettier than you!
[21:25] Manami
Find any?
[21:29] Chi
Nuh-uh.
[21:31] Chinami
But it's a big world!
[21:33] Chigusa
I'm sure there's someone prettier!
[21:37] Manami
Can't you just say I'm the prettiest
and leave it at that?
[21:40] Chinami
No! If you lose your drive
to keep improving yourself...
[21:42] Chigusa
...you'll end up an old
lady before you know it!
[21:45] Manami
By then, you three and Sue-chan
will be the prettiest, so that's okay.
[21:51] Chiho
We'll be pretty?
[21:53] Manami
If you're good girls and do as you're told.
[21:56] Chigusa
Why is there always a lecture involved?
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[23:31] [SONG] Title
We Tried Making a Fantasy Story in RPG Style.
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