Season 1 1 - When All Is Said And Done, Everyone Loves Kisses. | Did You Know That a Marathon Is a Microcosm of Life? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:29] Nozomi     We're just acting!     You didn't have to actually do it! [00:32] Hime     Huh? [00:35] Hime     Ah, but... [00:37] Hime     It was in the script... [00:40] Kyoko     Was it? [00:47] Nozomi     Where? [00:50] Hime     Here. SIGN    That's a must! SIGN    Do it for real [00:53] Nozomi     It's handwritten. [00:56] Hyappo     It wasn't me! [00:59] Kyoko     So... someone wrote it into the script? [01:01] Nozomi     But the scripts were just handed out today. [01:05] Hime     I got mine from Komori-kun... [01:22] Komori     Ow... [01:27] Nozomi     Don't you run away. [01:30] Komori     Yeah, but... Come on... SIGN    Gokuraku Komori Prince: [01:33] (Flashback) Hyappo     Komori. [01:35] (Flashback) Hyappo     Komori. [01:36] (Flashback) Hyappo     Komori. SIGN    Prince: Gokuraku Komori [01:38] [SONG] Text     Princess:     Ikkaku Mitama Kimihara [01:38] (Flashback) Hyappo     That's it. [01:39] (Flashback) Hyappo     Okay, so the prince will be     played by Komori Makoto-kun. [01:43] (Flashback) Komori     All right! [01:44] (Flashback) Komori     Yes! [01:46] (Flashback) Manami     Komori-kun, sit down. [01:50] (Flashback) Manami     Sit down right now. SIGN     [01:54] (Flashback) Komori     Here's your script. [01:56] (Flashback) Hime     Oh... Thank you. [02:01] (Flashback) Komori     Let's knock 'em dead. [02:03] (Flashback) Hime     Y-Yeah... [02:05] (Flashback) Nozomi     What the heck? That creep! [02:07] (Flashback) Nekomi     Hey, Komori.     Don't forget my foie gras roll. [02:10] (Flashback) Komori     Hey! You idiot! [02:18] (Flashback) Manami     So, because Komori-kun cheated through     the use of bribery and coercion, [02:23] (Flashback) Manami     he is dismissed from the prince's role. [02:25] (Flashback) Manami     The prince will now be played     by Gokuraku Nozomi-san. [02:30] (Flashback) Nozomi     That's kind of a pain, too... [02:35] Komori     I was supposed to play the prince... [02:39] Nozomi     You totally brought this upon yourself. [02:42] Nozomi     And you, Hime... [02:44] Nozomi     Did you plan to actually kiss Komori? [02:46] Hime     Huh? [02:47] Hime     Well, I, uh... [02:51] Hime     I thought it'd be fine if it     was with you, Nozomi-chan. [02:55] Akechi     Hot and heavy, eh? [02:56] Inukai     Sounds like love! [02:58] Nozomi     What the heck...? [03:01] Manami     All right, don't get so worked     up over a simple kiss. [03:04] Manami     Time to continue with rehearsal. [03:06] Kyoko     Oh? A simple kiss? [03:09] Manami     Wh-Wh-Wh... [03:11] Manami     In any case, it doesn't count if     it's between friends, right? [03:15] Manami     Back to rehearsal! [03:17] Hime     You heard her. [03:18] Hime     Still, sorry about that. [03:20] Nozomi     You don't have to apologize for that. [03:31] Nozomi     Whew, I'm beat. [03:33] Nozomi     Why does our class have to do a play? [03:35] Nozomi     A chorus or something would've been easier. [03:37] Kyoko     Probably because our class     president is such a go-getter. [03:42] Hime     It's kinda fun, though, isn't it? [03:44] Nozomi     Is it? [03:46] Kyoko     Hey, you got to kiss Hime, didn't you? [03:49] Kyoko     Oh? Didn't expect that reaction. [03:53] Kyoko     Anyway, you're surprisingly     good at acting, Hime. [03:56] Hime     Oh, yeah... [03:58] Hime     I played a princess in middle school, too. [04:01] Hime     And elementary school... [04:03] Hime     And kindergarten. [04:05] Kyoko     And in your nursery, too? [04:07] Hime     Oh... Yeah! [04:09] Hime     I was my daddy's princess, too! [04:11] Hime     Because of my name, I guess... [04:13] Hime     Uh, no, it's gotta be your     looks and behavior. [04:16] Hime     I'd be fine with just being Passerby A. [04:19] Kyoko     What's this?     Is she really bragging that easily?* [04:33] Akechi     'Sup? [04:34] Akechi     Things are really coming along. [04:37] Akechi     The costumes are mostly done,     too, so try them on. [04:44] Hime     Wow! [04:46] Hime     This is great! [04:47] Akechi     Yep, that was hard work. [04:49] Akechi     It's set in medieval Scandinavia, right? [04:51] Akechi     So a centaur princess is actually     historically impossible. [04:54] Akechi     It might have a shot in Russia, though, [04:55] Akechi     so I used Russia, Central Asia, and the     Near and Middle East as references, [04:58] Akechi     with a bit of Baroque     influence in the lace. [05:00] Akechi     I guess you'd call it Bourbon style? [05:01] Akechi     But the story's set in medieval Scandinavia,     and I don't know the playwright at all, [05:02] Inukai     That's gonna go on for a while. [05:03] Inukai     She's a real nerd when it comes     to history and costumes. [05:04] Akechi     so I guess it doesn't have to     be historically accurate, [05:06] Akechi     but that's exactly why I want     the details to be realistic! [05:08] Akechi     But you know... [05:11] Akechi     I thought I made it on the large side,      but it's pretty tight. [05:15] Hime     Huh?! [05:18] Akechi     Oh, that looks great! Way to go, me! [05:22] Fujimoto     Hey, Mitama! [05:24] Fujimoto     Can we bring the scenery in? [05:26] Manami     Oh, sure. Please do. [05:28] Fujimoto     All right, bring it in! [05:29] Guy     Got it! [05:51] Manami     Fujimoto-kun, may I? [05:53] Manami     I'd like more braces on these. [05:56] Fujimoto     We tested it out. It'll be fine. [05:57] Fujimoto     No one can be heavier than Nekomi, right? [06:02] Hime     Uh... [06:05] Manami     Anyway... [06:06] Manami     You never know what could happen,     so just reinforce it. [06:10] Fujimoto     All right. [06:12] Manami     Okay, now that we have the scenery in here, [06:15] Manami     let's run through the whole thing,      with feeling. [06:19] Manami     Oh... and of course, don't do that. [06:23] Manami     Okay, begin! [06:25] GirlA     This is the one with the real kiss, right? [06:27] GirlB     Seriously? [06:30] GirlA     Hey, aren't you going to kiss? [06:37] Manami     They will not. [06:38] Girls     Aw... [06:42] Manami     Now we've got weird rumors going around... SIGN    School Recital [07:02] Manami     They're finished. [07:04] Fujimoto     Okay, let's carry in our set. [07:06] Hime     It's our turn! I'm getting nervous! [07:09] Nozomi     Easy, girl. [07:12] Fujimoto     Be careful with that. [07:16] Fujimoto     It'll be fine! [07:18] Voice     Next is Class 1-1's play,     A Dream Under the Midnight Sun. [07:58] Hyappo     Good work. You were a great queen. [08:01] Hyappo     True to form, huh? [08:02] Manami     Shut up! I don't want to hear it! [08:05] Nozomi     Good job out there. [08:06] Hime     Yeah! [08:07] Nozomi     Well, everyone ready for the climax? [08:15] Nozomi     I love you, even if Heaven     and Earth should fall! [08:20] GirlC     Oh, this is the kiss scene, isn't it? [08:22] GirlD     Think they'll actually do it? [08:30] GirlD     Nah, I guess they wouldn't     do that for real. [08:32] GirlC     Yeah, I guess not. [08:46] Kyoko     Hime! Nozomi! [09:18] Nozomi     Thanks. [09:37] Nozomi     The crowd loved it.     I'd say it went perfect! [09:39] Hime     It seems it's causing some     trouble now, though. [09:43] Kyoko     Yeah, one wrong move and you guys      would've been seriously hurt. [09:48] Nozomi     Well, the class president     will take care of all that. [09:52] GirlA     You guys were great! [09:55] Nozomi     Thank you, thank you! [09:58] Nozomi     What's wrong with you? [10:00] Nozomi     Don't be all bashful. [10:01] Nozomi     You're gonna make me embarrassed. [10:03] Hime     But... [10:04] Kyoko     At least you two are enjoying yourselves. [10:06] Nozomi     What? Want me to kiss you, too? [10:09] Kyoko     No need! SIGN    #1 A Part SIGN    When All Is Said      And Done,     Everyone Loves     Kisses. SIGN    Did You Know That a Marathon Is a Microcosm of Life? [11:53] Teacher     Modern mammals, birds, reptiles,     and amphibians have six legs. [12:01] Teacher     It's believed that this     originated with fish, SIGN    The Origin of Humans [12:04] Teacher     whose pectoral, front ventral,     and rear ventral fins became legs. [12:11] Teacher     The genes that determined the     shape of the pectoral fins [12:14] Teacher     duplicated to form ventral fins, [12:16] Teacher     which duplicated again to     form rear ventral fins. [12:20] Teacher     Of course, in prehistoric times     there were also four-legged amphibians, [12:24] Teacher     but they died out and left     no surviving descendants. SIGN    Extinct [12:28] Teacher     It's likely that, to support such     large bodies on such weak legs, [12:30] Teacher     six legs were more advantageous than four. [12:35] Teacher     Humans, the ultimate product of evolution, [12:38] Teacher     can be broadly divided into     the following four groups. SIGN    Catfolk Fauns [12:43] Teacher     The first group includes the     catfolk, goatfolk, and fauns. SIGN    Angelfolk [12:49] Teacher     The next includes the     angelfolk and draconids. SIGN    Centaurs [12:53] Teacher     Third, the centaurs. [12:55] Teacher     Weretigers also used to be     included in this group, [12:59] Teacher     but they are now extinct. SIGN    Merfolk [13:02] Teacher     Finally, while none of the students     in this room are part of this group, [13:05] Teacher     there's the merfolk. [13:09] Teacher     In the past, the vast differences     in appearance between these groups [13:13] Teacher     led to many wars and     abundant discrimination. [13:15] Teacher     If the four-legged amphibians had survived, [13:19] Teacher     become the dominant race,     and evolved into humans... [13:26] Teacher     At most they might have had different     hair, skin, and eye colors, [13:30] Teacher     but serious discrimination     would have been unlikely. [13:34] Teacher     But the idea of a world where     humans have four limbs [13:39] Teacher     is no more than a fantasy. [13:42] Teacher     In our world, a single misstep [13:45] Teacher     carries the danger of easily landing     us in a hellish situation. [13:49] Teacher     Whether we become a world at war,      like the lesser nations, [13:52] Teacher     or a peaceful world that     has attained harmony [13:56] Teacher     depends on whether we can all     come together in equal unity. [14:01] Teacher     Therefore, equality is often more valuable [14:04] Teacher     than civil rights, and even life itself! [14:13] Teacher     Now, we'll conclude with the     singing of the national anthem. [14:16] Manami     Yes, ma'am. [14:17] Manami     Stand. [14:35] Kyoko     W-Wait... [14:44] Nozomi     You're so slow. [14:46] Kyoko     Run... slower... [14:50] Nozomi     You're like this after only two kilometers? [14:52] Nozomi     You really don't exercise enough, Kyoko. [14:55] Kyoko     That's easy for you to say. [14:59] Kyoko     In the first place, how is it fair that     we all have to run the same distance? [15:05] Hime     I go running with my mom every day. [15:09] Hime     We do about twenty kilometers. [15:10] Kyoko     What for? To lose weight? [15:13] Hime     Well... [15:16] Nozomi     You don't look that fat to me, though. [15:20] Hime     When centaurs get too heavy,     we can't turn our bodies normally, [15:23] Hime     so we can't even wipe our own behinds. [15:26] Nozomi     Wait, you can actually wipe your own? [15:29] Hime     Of course I can! [15:32] Hime     Jeez! [15:34] Kyoko     Wait, I said... [15:42] Nozomi     Kyoko, you'd better get in shape,     or you won't be able to wipe your butt. [15:46] Kyoko     Not gonna happen! [15:47] Hime     You never gain weight,     no matter how much you eat, do you? [15:50] Kyoko     Y-Yeah, I guess. [15:52] Himeno     You're so lucky. [15:54] Kyoko     Wh-What? What was that laugh for? [15:58] Nozomi     Well, Kyoko, you're just     perfectly straight up and down. [16:01] Nozomi     That's nothing to be jealous of. [16:04] Kyoko     I oughta slug you! [16:07] Nozomi     Try to catch me, then! [16:08] Kyoko     You little...! Stop! Hey! [16:11] Nozomi     This way! [16:12] Kyoko     Wait! [16:13] Nozomi     Hey, you're running pretty fast. [16:16] Kyoko     Wait... [16:20] Kyoko     I can't... [16:25] Hime     Are you okay? [16:26] Nozomi     Jeez, don't kill yourself. [16:28] Kyoko     Whose fault do you think this is? [16:35] Hime     What now? Do you want me to carry you? [16:38] Kyoko     No, no, that's a bad idea. [16:41] Kyoko     I'd be accused of discrimination      and sent to a correctional clinic. [16:45] Nozomi     That's a bit dramatic... [16:47] Kyoko     No, it's not. [16:51] Kyoko     In this country,      centaurs were once warriors, [16:53] Kyoko     but in some countries they were basically     slaves that people used as mounts. [16:56] Kyoko     So they crack down on that stuff. [16:58] Kyoko     That's where most modern     laws originated, you know. [17:02] Kyoko     Of course, just talking like     this is illegal, but still... [17:06] Nozomi     Well, once you've caught your breath,     let's take our time finishing. [17:09] Kyoko     It's okay. You can go on ahead. [17:14] Nozomi     It's not like we're gunning     for first place or anything. [17:18] Hime     I bet Tama-chan is trying for that, though. [17:20] Nozomi     Yeah, that's what the class     president loves most of all. [17:25] Nozomi     Well, if there were prize money,     I'd totally leave you behind. [17:31] Nozomi     Okay, let's go. [17:33] Kyoko     Huh? Already? [17:34] Nozomi     We won't make it back     to the school in time. [17:38] Nozomi     Come on! [17:39] Nozomi     Let's get moving! [17:43] Hime     Let's take our time, okay? [17:57] Kyoko     Hey... [17:59] Kyoko     Hime, how fast can you run     when you actually try? [18:04] Hime     Hmm... [18:05] Hima     I can run 100 meters in about nine seconds? [18:08] Kyoko     Is that fast? [18:10] Nozomi     It's super fast! [18:12] Hime     Why don't I run for a bit? [18:13] Hime     There are no cars coming,     so I'll run to the stoplight. [18:16] Nozomi     Hey, be careful, will you? [18:18] Kyoko     Okay, ready... Go! [18:23] Kyoko     She's fast! [18:24] Nozomi     Wait, is she gonna be able to stop? [18:26] Kyoko     Hime! Stop, stop! [18:46] Driver     Hey! What are you thinking?! [18:49] Hime     I'm sorry! [18:54] Nozomi     Hime! [18:56] Nozomi     Are you okay? [18:58] Hime     Yeah. [19:00] Nozomi     Jeez... [19:02] Kyoko     You really are fast! [19:04] Kyoko     If you joined the track club,     you'd kick butt! [19:11] Hime     I've been told that before,      so I tried joining once, but... [19:14] (Flashback) Voice     Set! [19:16] (Flashback) Hime     H-Huh? [19:18] (Flashback) Hume     Huh?! [19:21] Nozomi     Yeah, the tracks are divided up by race. [19:24] Hime     Yeah. [19:25] Kyoko     But wouldn't ball sports,     like basketball, be the same? [19:30] (Flashback) Nozomi     Here! Pass! [19:35] Nozomi     Hime has horsepower,     but she's kind of a klutz. [19:40] Kyoko     What a waste. [19:42] Kyoko     Still, just being faster than     most people must be nice. [19:46] Nozomi     You're just way too out of shape, Kyoko. [19:49] Nozomi     How long are you gonna lean on me, anyway? [19:53] Nozomi     Come on, let's go. [19:54] Kyoko     Sorry. [20:00] Teacher     Hey, you three! Take this more seriously! [20:03] Teacher     Lunch break is about to end! [20:05] Hime     Okay! [20:06] Nozomi     Wait, is that...? [20:11] Kyoko     What are you doing there? [20:15] Akechi     Oh, well... Running a marathon after     being up all night was too much. [20:19] Akechi     Which means we're already over capacity, [20:21] Akechi     so try your best to finish, Kyoko-chan! [20:23] Kyoko     Huh?! [20:25] Teacher     You heard her. Get moving! [20:27] Akechi     See ya! [20:29] Inukai     Bye. [20:35] Nozomi     Don't get discouraged! Come on! [20:38] Hime     Huh? [20:40] Hime     Nozomi-chan, that's the wrong way! [20:43] Nozomi     The patrol's already gone past us,      so let's take a shortcut. [20:47] Kyoko     That's an unusually good idea from you. [20:50] Nozomi     You're one to talk! [20:53] Hime     Is this really okay? [20:56] Kyoko     This is still... [20:58] Kyoko     pretty far... [21:00] Nozomi     That's what happens when you slack off     all the time and never exercise. [21:04] Hime     We're almost at the goal! [21:08] Manami     You're finally here. [21:09] Manami     Afternoon classes are starting. SIGN    Midterm Exam Scores SIGN    Kimihara Himeno SIGN    602 Inukai Michi SIGN    Midterm Exam Scores [21:34] Kyoko     What's with you? [21:35] Kyoko     Let's see, you're... [21:39] [SONG] Text     Students ranked below 300     will take supplementary lessons     and a make-up exam.          299     Gokuraku Nozomi [21:41] Kyoko     Oh... [21:42] Kyoko     Well, that's bad. [21:49] Kyoko     That's what happens when you     slack off all the time. [21:52] Himeno     Now, come on. Let's all study together. [21:55] Kyoko     Don't spoil her so much, Hime. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Beauty Is a Double-Edged Sword. [23:32] [SONG] Title2     Water People Living in Water and Mountain     People Living in Mountains Really Are Just That. 2 - Beauty Is A Double-Edged Sword | Water People Living in Water And Mountain People Living In Mountains Really Are Just That. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:35] Friend     It's been so long!     Since our reunion, right? [01:39] Rino     That's right. [01:42] Friend     Are you still all lovey-dovey     with that bear-gorilla? [01:46] Rino     Of course not. [01:48] Rino     Since our daughter was born,      she's all he sees. [01:54] Friend     Her name's Himeno-chan, right? [01:56] Rino     I'm impressed you remember. [01:58] Rino     You were the queen of forgetting things. [02:01] Friend     Does Himeno-chan [02:02] Friend     look more like you or the bear-gorilla? [02:05] Rino     Are you thinking of messing     with my daughter, too? [02:08] Friend     Oh, please! [02:10] Friend     It's for work, that's all. [02:11] [SONG] Text     Released      Today SIGN    Find Your Early Summer Outfit Right Here!! [02:31] Nozomi     Hime? [02:33] Nozomi     Or is it? She looks a little different... SIGN    Cute, lovable, girlish style [02:44] Nozomi     I think she has too much     sex appeal to be Hime... [02:50] Nozomi     Who was that?! [02:51] Akechi     Hey, watch it. [02:54] Nozomi     Oh, it's you, Akechi? [02:58] Akechi     Anyway... [03:01] Nozomi     What are you laughing about? [03:04] Akechi     Oh... [03:07] Akechi     Just thinking that the little shota girl     Nozomi-chan has really come of age. [03:12] Nozomi     Who are you calling a shota girl? [03:13] Nozomi     What are you even talking about? [03:16] Akechi     Starting to take an interest     in fashion, are we? [03:19] Nozomi     Huh?! [03:21] Nozomi     No, I'm not! This is... [03:24] Nozomi     Here, look! [03:27] Nozomi     See? Doesn't she look like Hime? [03:32] Akechi     That is her, isn't it? [03:36] Nozomi     You think so, too? [03:38] Akechi     That's pretty amazing, though!     She's on the cover already? [03:43] Nozomi     Is that amazing? [03:44] Akechi     Of course it is! Tons of people     want that to happen to them! [03:50] Akechi     It's such a shame... [03:52] Nozomi     What is? [03:54] Akechi     Himeno-chan is going to be in a totally     different world from us now. [03:57] Akechi     I mean, she's a model! [03:59] Akechi     I bet she's going to be busy. [04:02] Akechi     She'll even have to go to     work right after school. [04:05] Akechi     She won't have time to hang     out with you anymore. [04:08] Akechi     Sad, huh? [04:10] Nozomi     Shut up! [04:11] Akechi     Why don't you try being a model, too? [04:14] Nozomi     Me? [04:15] Akechi     I think there's a demand for your type. [04:17] Nozomi     I don't know anything     about fashion, though. [04:20] Akechi     That's no problem! [04:22] Akechi     Just come to my place. [04:23] Akechi     I'll teach you everything. [04:26] Akechi     Drool... [04:27] Nozomi     I don't think so. [04:28] Akechi     Why not? [04:30] Nozomi     You just had a nasty look in your eyes. [04:35] Akechi     Well, now I have no choice... [04:43] Akechi     Our school doesn't allow     students to work, does it? [04:47] Akechi     I think a second-year who     got caught was expelled. [04:51] Akechi     Well, what to do? [04:53] Akechi     Himeno-chan's fate is in     your hands, Nozomi-chan. [04:58] Nozomi     You really are nasty. SIGN    Bus Stop          Akechi Mansion [05:08] Akechi     You wear a bra! That's unexpected! [05:10] Nozomi     Of course I do. You've seen me during P.E. [05:14] Akechi     Why don't we comb out your     hair and try a wig? [05:28] Akechi     Wow! You look like a doll! [05:32] Nozomi     Hang on, this is cosplay! [05:35] Nozomi     This is just your own hobby! [05:37] Akechi     Figured me out, huh? [05:42] Akechi     Okay, let's try the next one! [05:45] Inukai     This magazine, though... [05:47] Inukai     It's amazing that Himeno-chan's in it, [05:50] Inukai     but what demand is there for     an Antarctican snake girl? [05:55] Inukai     Do snake people even read this? [05:59] Akechi     A few do, apparently. [06:01] Akechi     Also, "snake people" is derogatory.     Call them "Antarcticans." [06:05] Akechi     Of course, magazines like this     have to treat all races equally. [06:12] Nozomi     You know... [06:14] Nozomi     If you're just going to use me as     a dress-up doll, I'm leaving. [06:18] Akechi     Aw... [06:26] Akechi     Hey, expulsion makes it hard to get     letters of recommendation, doesn't it? [06:30] Inukai     Now, come on... [06:40] Himeno     Nozomi-chan, you seem down. [06:42] Nozomi     Do I? [06:44] Kyoko     Is it about to rain? [06:47] Nozomi     Hey, Hime... [06:50] Nozomi     Is there anything you're hiding from us? [06:52] Hime     Huh? [06:54] (Flashback) Hime     This is delicious! [06:56] (Flashback) Kyoko     We made a good call. [06:58] (Flashback) Nozomi     Eat too many of those and you'll get fat. [07:00] (Flashback) Hime     You're right. [07:02] (Flashback) Hime     Well, bye. [07:17] Hime     Um... Like what? [07:22] Kyoko     This, right? [07:24] Hime     Oh, you meant that? [07:27] Nozomi     I don't know what you were thinking, [07:29] Nozomi     but isn't this a bad thing? [07:31] Hime     Huh? Why? SIGN    Student Handbook [07:35] Kyoko     "Working part-time while attending     this school is forbidden." [07:40] Hime     It's not like I got paid for it, though... [07:44] Nozomi     Is that what matters? [07:45] Kyoko     I don't think so. [07:49] Hime     Well, that magazine... [07:51] Hime     Its editor-in-chief is a friend of my mom's. [07:54] Hime     They have trouble getting centaur     models, so she begged me. [08:00] Kyoko     Yeah, there aren't many centaurs around. [08:03] Kyoko     Isn't this your debut, though? [08:05] Hime     Oh, I won't be doing that! [08:07] Kyoko     Why not? Because it's against the rules? [08:11] Hime     Well... [08:13] Hime     I'd be too embarrassed... [08:16] Hime     And I'd have to watch my weight, too. [08:19] Hime     And the editor-in-chief's     eyes kind of scare me... [08:24] Kyoko     I think you could pull it off, though. [08:26] Kyoko     School rules aside, of course. [08:28] Hime     I could never stick it out. [08:33] Kyoko     Have you thought about     being an amateur model, then? [08:38] Kyoko     You're cute, and you've got the height. [08:40] Kyoko     I bet you could be a professional     model in the future. [08:43] Hime     A model isn't what I want to be, though... [08:46] Kyoko     What, then? [08:48] Hime     A doctor, I think. [08:51] Nozomi     You, a doctor? That's kinda scary. [08:55] Hime     Why?! [08:57] Kyoko     Well, it's just as scary for Hime. [09:01] Kyoko     Doctors get sued for malpractice and stuff. [09:05] Hime     That's true. [09:07] Hime     That's why I'm thinking it might     be better to be a veterinarian... [09:14] Hime     But that's just as scary,     because I might get bitten. [09:18] Hime     And I've never had any     pets other than fish. [09:21] Nozomi     What about a fishmonger, then?     One who sells tropical fish. [09:25] Kyoko     Fishmongers sell fish for eating. [09:28] Hime     Tropical fish are difficult to keep. [09:30] Hime     You have to watch the nitrate levels,     pH, temperature, and everything. [09:35] Nozomi     Goldfish from festival stalls [09:37] Nozomi     never have their bowls cleaned     or anything, but they live forever. [09:41] Hime     That's fine for them.     Algae produces oxygen through photosynthesis, [09:45] Hime     breaks down their poop,      and even serves as food for them. [09:48] Hime     Humans cause the problem by cleaning     their bowls just for easier viewing. [09:52] Nozomi     Wow, you sound like some kind of expert. [09:55] Hime     Oh, please! [09:56] Hime     But even if you go into medicine, [09:59] Hime     in basic medicine, all you do is research. [10:01] Hime     And my dad says that rather than     biological or scientific research, [10:05] Hime     medicinal research is better     because it has a higher budget. [10:09] Kyoko     I see... [10:11] Nozomi     You've actually thought this through. [10:14] Kyoko     Maybe we should start thinking     about the future, too. [10:18] Kyoko     Though I'm sure you'll be taking     over the dojo, Nozomi. [10:22] Nozomi     Never gonna happen! [10:27] Nozomi     I feel like I'm forgetting something... [10:39] Kyoko     So that happened. [10:44] Nozomi     What? [10:45] Inukai     I've got something you'll want     to hear. Listen to this... [10:51] Inukai     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [10:54] Nozomi     What?! [10:56] Hime     Is something wrong? [10:57] Nozomi     No, nothing. [11:00] Nozomi     Thanks, Inukai. You're pretty okay. [11:03] Inukai     Don't mention it. [11:10] Nozomi     I heard you're working     part-time at a maid café! [11:13] Akechi     Oops... You found out, huh? [11:16] Nozomi     That's all you have to say?! [11:18] Nozomi     Well, won't you be expelled too, then? [11:22] Akechi     I have faith that I'll be fine,     because you're my friend. [11:28] Nozomi     So you're saying Hime isn't your friend? [11:36] Akechi     Of course she's my friend! SIGN    Beauty          Is A Double-Edged Sword. SIGN    What? [11:46] [SONG] Title     Water People Living in Water     And Mountain People Living In Mountains     Really Are Just That. SIGN    Furukanata Station [11:57] Kyoko     Brr, I'm freezing... [12:02] Kyoko     It sure is cold today. [12:04] Nozomi     You really can't handle the cold at all, huh? [12:07] Kyoko     I'm fragile. [12:09] Kyoko     I don't discipline myself with     cold water baths, like you do. [12:13] Nozomi     I don't do that! [12:16] Kyoko     Talking about cold stuff is     making me even colder... [12:20] Manami     Hey, stop that! [12:23] Akechi     Nope! [12:25] Akechi     So warm! [12:27] Manami     Jeez... [12:28] Akechi     Hey, it's not like you've     got anything to lose. [12:30] Akechi     Wow, you really don't have anything... [12:33] Manami     Hey! She's your girlfriend, isn't she? [12:35] Manami     Do something! [12:36] Akechi     Yeah, if only I could... [12:41] Akechi     Morning, you three! [12:43] Nozomi     Hey. [12:45] Hime     Morning! [12:46] Kyoko     Morning. [12:47] Akechi     Hey, why don't you three get in here, too? [12:49] Akechi     It's nice and warm! [12:51] Manami     Who said you could invite them?! [12:53] Akechi     Aw... [12:55] Akechi     Isn't that what these wings are for? [12:57] Manami     They're for me! [13:00] Manami     Besides, the idea that angelfolk's wings     developed as protection against the cold [13:04] Manami     is just one of many theories! [13:07] Akechi     I know they might just be     decorative, like my horns... [13:12] Akechi     But they are warm, so what's the problem? [13:15] Kyoko     Lucky... [13:16] Nozomi     Oh, come on. [13:23] Kyoko     So warm... [13:25] Nozomi     Hey, stop. You'll bother Hime. [13:27] Hime     I don't really mind... [13:30] Nozomi     You're okay with this? [13:32] Nozomi     You were talking about getting sent to     a correctional clinic the other day. [13:36] Kyoko     Well, it'd be a problem if I     got up on her completely, [13:39] Kyoko     but surely I won't be arrested just     for leaning on her shoulder. [13:43] Nozomi     Then I will, too. [13:45] Hime     Huh? [13:46] Hime     Jeez, both of you are embarrassing me! [13:53] Akechi     Getting hot and heavy, eh? [13:59] Komori     Lucky... [14:01] Hyappo     I'm not letting you in mine! [14:03] Komori     Who'd want to snuggle up to you?! [14:07] Nozomi     Anyway, Kyoko, for someone who can't handle     heat, you're pretty weak with the cold, too. [14:12] Kyoko     I have a delicate constitution. [14:15] Kyoko     That stuff doesn't bother you, Hime? [14:17] Hime     Hmm... [14:19] Hime     I don't mind the cold, I guess. [14:21] Hime     I can't stand heat, though. [14:23] Kyoko     I can imagine, with such a large body. [14:27] Kyoko     Animals in polar regions     are always big, you know? [14:30] Hime     Uh-huh. [14:32] Kyoko     That's because [14:34] Kyoko     it reduces the ratio of body     mass to surface area, [14:38] Kyoko     helping them maintain a     constant temperature. [14:40] Hime     I see... [14:41] Nozomi     I'm not sure I get it... [14:43] Nozomi     Are you saying Hime is a polar bear? [14:45] Hime     A polar bear... [14:47] Hime     Those are kind of cute,     but also kind of not. [14:51] Hime     Hey, Kyo-chan. [14:54] Hime     Why don't you try the opposite     of clearing your mind, [14:57] Hime     and thinking about times     when you felt warm? [14:59] Nozomi     Wait, something good happened     to you in spring, right? [15:12] (Flashback) Nozomi     This heat is unbearable. [15:17] (Flashback) Guy     Hi there. Watch your step. [15:26] (Flashback) Nozomi     It's almost like a jungle. [15:28] (Flashback) Hime     I can smell salt, though. SIGN    14th High School For Waterfolk [15:57] (Flashback) Miura     Welcome, everyone,     to the 14th High School for Waterfolk. [16:00] (Flashback) Miura     I'm Miura, the representative of Class 1,      your partners in this joint class. [16:01] Komori     Wow! Mermaids! [16:03] Nozomi     Quit staring. [16:04] (Flashback) Miura     Thanks for coming so far. [16:05] Komori     Man, they're all so hot... [16:06] (Flashback) Manami     Not at all. Thank you for having us. [16:07] Komori     And their racks are huge! [16:08] (Flashback) Nozomi     Where are you looking?! [16:10] (Flashback) Komoei     Their boobs! [16:12] (Flashback) MermaidA     Mountainfolk have such weird bodies. [16:15] (Flashback) MermaidB     That one with the flat chest...     Is she really a girl? [16:20] (Flashback) Miura     All right, this way. [16:27] (Flashback) Nozomi     Merfolk kinda look more like     upright snakes than fish. [16:32] (Flashback) Hime     Maybe they're treading water? [16:34] (Flashback) Hime     If they swam normally,     their textbooks would get wet. [16:37] (Flashback) Miyako     That's right. The water level's     been lowered today, too. [16:40] (Flashback) Miyako     I'll show you how we really swim later,     during our free period. SIGN    Joint Classroom [16:46] (Flashback) Hime     Hi! [16:47] (Flashback) Girl     Hi. [16:48] (Flashback) Nozomi     Nice to meet you. [16:49] (Flashback) Girl     Yeah, same to you. [16:51] (Flashback) Kyoko     H— [16:51] (Flashback) Guy1     So, what's your name? [16:54] (Flashback) Guy2     Hey, wanna sneak out with     me during free period? [16:57] (Flashback) Guy1     I got to her first! [16:59] (Flashback) Guy1     I'll show you around town. [17:01] (Flashback) Guy3     Nah, you should come with me! [17:03] (Flashback) Guy3     We can go and— [17:04] (Flashback) Guy1     You just tried to hit on     that other girl earlier! [17:06] (Flashback) Nozomi     Kyoko's a hit with the guys. [17:09] (Flashback) Girl     Faces like hers are uncommon around here. [17:11] (Flashback) Manami     You all certainly do have beautiful     figures and large eyes. [17:14] (Flashback) Miura     Oh, not at all... [17:17] (Flashback) Manami     They all look like this in paintings... [17:24] (Flashback) Komori     Quit hanging on me. [17:25] (Flashback) Guy     It's your fault for being so huge! [17:27] (Flashback) Girl     I love it! [17:28] (Flashback) Girl     How cute! [17:29] (Flashback) Guy     She's huge! [17:32] (Flashback) Manami     I see. [17:34] (Flashback) Girl     But you'd be pretty popular yourself. [17:37] (Flashback) Nozomi     What's that supposed to mean? [17:41] (Flashback) Girl     Hey, you're not actually a boy, are you? [17:45] (Flashback) Nozomi     What?! SIGN    Shota      BL Book [17:46] (Flashback) Girl     Well, you look just like the     protagonist of this book! [17:51] (Flashback) Nozomi     I do not! [17:53] (Flashback) Girl     Oh, really? [17:54] (Flashback) Nozomi     Hey! What are you doing?! [17:57] (Flashback) Girl     Aw, I'm sorry. [18:00] (Flashback) Manami     It's awfully noisy over there... [18:07] (Flashback) Teacher     All right, let's begin class. [18:15] (Flashback) Manami     Hey! [18:22] (Flashback) Miura     Quiet! [18:30] Manami     I feel like... I've lost. [18:32] (Flashback) Teacher     Ahem. Now then, all of you     from Shin Kanata High... [18:36] Kyoko     You call that a good memory? [18:38] Nozomi     Well, it's not often guys     flock to you like that. [18:42] Kyoko     What was that? [18:44] Kyoko     Not to mention, I almost ended     up with heatstroke after that. [18:47] Nozomi     That place must be warm     in winter, though, huh? [18:51] Kyoko     Actually, I heard it's cold. [18:54] Nozomi     But aren't they naked all year round? [18:56] Nozomi     How do they manage? [18:58] Kyoko     They're built differently to     people of other races. SIGN    Veins SIGN    Artery [19:01] Kyoko     They do spend their whole     lives in water, after all. [19:06] Kyoko     Man, we're talking about     cold stuff again. [19:11] Koma     Oops... I'm sorry. [19:13] Hime     Oh, it's all right. [19:17] Ruru     You need to keep your eyes forward. [19:19] Koma     Right. [19:26] Nozomi     Merfolk still seem kinda     overpowering to me. [19:30] Hime     Still, I sort of envy how he was     carrying her like a princess. [19:39] Nozomi     Is your boyfriend a crane? [19:40] Hime     I'm not that heavy! [19:45] Ruru     I wish my fins were legs. [19:48] Koma     Don't say that. [19:50] Koma     Centaurs are able to support their upper     bodies because they have strong ligaments. [19:55] Koma     Waterfolk don't have that support. [20:00] Koma     What? [20:02] Ruru     Is it because you're a guy? [20:05] Ruru     Or because you're a STEM major? [20:06] Friend1     Hey, it's Koma and Shizuura. [20:11] Friend1     You always have it rough, huh, Koma? [20:13] Koma     No, I really don't... [20:16] Ruru     That's right. He does this     because he wants to! [20:20] Friend1     Oh? Sounds like someone's showing off. [20:23] Friend2     Well, we don't want to interrupt. [20:26] Friend2     Let's get going. [20:30] Friend1     Why does Koma go through all that? [20:33] Friend1     Just because they've been friends     since they were kids... [20:36] Friend1     And because she's a little     pretty and has big boobs... [20:40] Friend2     Hang on. Isn't that more than enough? [20:44] Friend2     An old friend, pretty, big boobs... SIGN    Attractive upper body with revealing design SIGN    Gentle assistance for the hip line SIGN    Flexible body cover SIGN    High-efficiency balancers [21:03] Voice     The Cyber Troll Company's latest     walking assistance machine! [21:09] Doctor     Climbs up and down stairs freely! [21:11] Doctor     Even if you lose your balance... [21:14] Doctor     It offers the perfect assist! [21:16] Doctor     Its high-efficiency balancer organs     even make surfing possible! [21:19] Lady     But, Doctor, some say that     allotting most of the equal [21:23] Lady     supplementary budget to merfolk     is reverse discrimination. [21:28] Doctor     This is necessary in order to     achieve perfect equality. [21:31] Doctor     That very effort is the     progress Japan has made. [21:34] Doctor     In addition, this will lead     to worldwide happiness! [21:35] Koma     I'm back. [21:36] Koma     What're you watching? [21:38] Ruru     A walking assistance machine for merfolk. SIGN    Add to Cart [21:41] Ruru     I want one. [21:42] Koma     That's expensive! [21:44] Ruru     No, I can get financial aid. [21:47] Koma     Uh... Er... [21:53] Ruru     You're right. It's still expensive. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality? [23:31] [SONG] ---     Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh? 3 - Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality? | Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:35] Shino     Hime-neetan, I love-love you! [01:38] Shino     Kiss! [01:40] Rino     Himeno is certainly popular with girls. [01:43] Midoriko     What's wrong with that? [01:44] Midoriko     It's better than getting     into trouble with boys. [01:47] Midoriko     Of course, since Hime-chan's so pretty, [01:50] Midoriko     I'd think boys won't     leave her alone, either. [01:52] Midoriko     I'm always nagging Shino, [01:55] Midoriko     so she must love how     Hime-neetan spoils her. [02:00] Rino     Still, though... [02:01] Rino     Shino-chan looks just like Himeno     did when she was little. [02:04] Midoriko     Really? What a lucky break! [02:06] Midoriko     Hey, Shino, you're gonna be     a beauty when you grow up! [02:11] Midoriko     Now, if she'd just take after her brains,      too, it'd be perfect. [02:15] Rino     I don't know if that'd be for the best. [02:17] Midoriko     What are you talking about? [02:19] Midoriko     If my daughter got into a national     prep school like yours did, [02:23] Midoriko     what more could I ask for? [02:25] Midoriko     A national school would be a     lifesaver for our budget! [02:28] Rino     Is it that simple? [02:30] Rino     If you do go to a good school... [02:32] Rino     How could you buy all those books?     We still have loans to pay off! [02:36] Rino     It's best to let kids grow     up worry-free, I think. [02:41] Midoriko     Only people who have that     option can say that. [02:43] Hime     Want to go to my room? [02:49] Hime     The hero returned to his homeland, [02:52] Hime     where he drew up a constitution [02:54] Hime     and lived a long, democratic lifestyle with     the former princess and all the animals. [03:00] Hime     The end. [03:03] Hime     Are you too hot, Shino-chan? [03:05] Shino     Nope, I'm not hot! [03:07] Hime     You're awfully sweaty, though. [03:11] Hime     Why don't we go buy some ice cream? [03:13] Shino     Let's go! [03:16] Rino     See, short-selling is when you borrow shares,      sell them, and then buy them back. [03:21] Rino     The buy and sell rates— [03:22] Hime     Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis! [03:24] Hime     You'll be here for a while, right? [03:26] Midoriko     Yeah, this will probably     take another three hours. [03:55] Hime     Tama-chan... and your triplet sisters! [03:59] Manami     Oh, Kimihara-san. [04:01] Manami     I don't often see you outside of school. [04:03] Chiho     She has big boobies! [04:06] Hime     Stop saying boobies! [04:06] Chi     Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! [04:08] Manami     Girls! [04:09] Hime     It's been a while, Chiho-chan,     Chinami-chan, and Chigusa-chan. [04:13] Chiho     Hello kiss! [04:17] Chiho     Kiss! [04:18] Shino     No! [04:20] Shino     Hime-neetan is my onee-tan! [04:23] Shino     I'm the only one who can kiss her! [04:27] Chiho     Want to kiss our big sister? [04:29] Shino     No. [04:30] [SONG] Text     Pedestrians and     Bicycles Only [04:35] Shino     Now, listen. You only kiss     people you love-love. [04:39] Chigusa     But we love-love the big onee-chan. [04:42] Shino     It's different! [04:43] Shino     Hime-neetan loves me most of all! [04:46] Chinami     So you keep her all to yourself? [04:48] Chigusa     That's not very nice. [04:50] Chi     Yeah! [04:52] Chiho     Our big sister kisses all of us,      and Sue-chan, too. [04:55] Chiho     Four times a day! [04:57] Chiho     A good morning kiss... [05:00] Chiho     A goodbye kiss... [05:02] Chiho     A welcome home kiss... [05:05] Chiho     And a goodnight kiss. [05:08] Manami     Wh-What's wrong with that? [05:11] Chinami     Is the big onee-chan your friend, Nee-chan? [05:16] Manami     Yes, she is. [05:17] Chinami     Does that mean you love-love her? [05:19] Manami     Well, I suppose I don't hate her. [05:23] Chinami     Do you kiss the big onee-chan? [05:31] Manami     I do not. [05:33] Chinami     Why not? [05:34] Manami     Because. [05:35] Manami     Girls don't kiss each other     once they've grown up. [05:39] Chigusa     Really? [05:40] Hime     It's true. [05:48] Akechi     Now, this is an unusual combination. [05:51] Akechi     Your kid sister, Princess? [05:53] Hime     She's my cousin. [05:55] Akechi     And these are...? [05:56] Akechi     Wow, clone sisters? [05:58] Manami     They're my sisters. [06:00] Chi     Hello! [06:02] Chigusa     Are you Nee-chan's friends? [06:04] Akechi     That's right. [06:06] Chiho     But since you're big, you don't kiss her,      even though you love-love her? [06:09] Akechi     Kiss? [06:11] Chiho     Nee-chan said girls don't     kiss once they grow up. [06:14] Akechi     That's not true at all. Watch! [06:21] Akechi     There, see? [06:23] Manami     Don't you, "There, see?" me! [06:25] Manami     How could you do that     in front of children?! [06:27] Akechi     Don't be such a stiff.      You're not some old-timey PTA hag. [06:30] Manami     Who are you calling a hag?! [06:33] Chi     They kissed. [06:34] Manami     Forget that! [06:38] Hime     Um... [06:40] Akechi     See? Even when you're big,     it's good to kiss someone you love. [06:45] Chinami     So Nee-chan is wrong? [06:47] Akechi     Yep. [06:49] Akechi     But... a kiss on the mouth isn't     for just anyone you love-love. [06:53] Akechi     That should be saved for     just one special person. [06:59] Chigusa     Is that something you figure     out when you grow up? [07:02] Akechi     Yeah, that's right. [07:04] Chi     And pervy things, too? [07:06] Akechi     Well... Yeah, I guess... [07:09] Akechi     What? I explained it well. [07:12] Akechi     Oh, you can still kiss anyone     you like on the cheek. [07:15] Akechi     Like this. Watch. [07:19] Manami     H-Hey! [07:25] Hime     Wait, were we friends? [07:28] Akechi     Aw, come on. We're besties! [07:32] Shino     No! Hime-neetan only love-loves me! [07:37] Akechi     Okay, I'll just kiss you, then. [07:42] Manami     That's enough. [07:44] Inukai     We're out of time. [07:48] Akechi     See ya later, kittens. [07:50] Chi     Bye-bye, pervy onee-chan! [07:56] Chigusa     Want me to give you a kiss? [07:57] Shino     No! I don't love-love you! [08:03] Shino     Nee-nee! [08:04] Hime     Why not? [08:07] Chigusa     She ran away! [08:09] Chigusa     Don't run away! [08:11] Shino     Stop! [08:12] Hime     U-Uh... [08:13] Manami     Don't worry about it. [08:15] Manami     Playing around together will     help them become friends. [08:19] Shino     No! [08:20] Chi     Wait up! Wait up! [08:25] Manami     What? [08:26] Hime     You seem almost like a mom, Tama-chan. [08:30] Manami     I guess I'd have to agree with that. [08:32] Manami     So don't cause any trouble     in class, all right? [08:35] Hime     Uh... [08:47] Hime     Aw, and these are your best clothes... [08:52] Manami     Looking after small children makes you     understand the struggles a mother endures. [08:57] Hime     Whoa, Tama-chan... [09:00] Shino     Are you mad? [09:02] Hime     No, I'm not mad. [09:08] Shino     Bye-bye! [09:09] Chi     See ya! [09:10] Chinami     I'll give you a kiss next time! [09:19] Rino     Did you fall in a ditch or something? [09:23] Rino     Weren't you going to the convenience store? [09:25] Himeno     We ran into a girl from my class. [09:27] Midoriko     Were you making trouble again? [09:29] Hime     Um, I'm very sorry. [09:31] Midoriko     Think nothing of it. She can be naughty     for such a shy girl, huh? [09:36] Rino     There's no warm bathwater drawn,     but you can take a shower. [09:39] Shino     I'm gonna shower with Hime-neetan! [09:46] Hime     Okay, lay your ears down. [09:48] Hime     I'm rinsing you off now. [09:55] Shino     Am I smelly? [09:56] Hime     No, you smell nice. [10:00] Shino     I'll wash you too, Hime-nee-tan! [10:14] Shino     I'll rinse you off now. [10:17] Hime     Am I all clean now? [10:19] Shino     Uh-huh! [10:24] Shino     Hime-nee, do you... [10:26] Shino     make milk? [10:28] Hime     No, I can't say I do... [10:35] Shino     Hey, Hime-neetan... [10:38] Shino     I didn't really understand what the     two girls who were kissing meant. [10:44] Hime     Well... [10:46] Hime     I think you will when     you're a little older. [10:49] Shino     When I have big boobies like yours? [11:11] Midoriko     Sorry about that. [11:12] Hime     No problem. [11:17] Hime     Bye, Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis. [11:20] Midoriko     I've been thinking lately that I     don't mind being called an aunt. [11:25] Hime     See you next time, Shino-chan. [11:35] Midoriko     If only you were a boy, Hime-chan... [11:38] Midoriko     I don't think I could give Shino     to a loli-yuri lover, though. SIGN    Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality? [11:42] Hime     Um... SIGN    Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh? SIGN    Right After This! [11:47] Voice     Magical Girl Pretty Horn     starts right after this! [11:52] Girl     Dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball,     dodgeball, dodgeball... [11:56] Girl     Dodgeball. [11:59] Girl     That's all of them. [12:01] Guy     I guess this means we'll be playing     dodgeball during every free period. [12:05] Guy     The majority rules, y'know. SIGN    Nap Basketball Dodgeball Pool [12:06] Girl     This time, at least. [12:09] Girl     But next time, we'll decide using a method     that reflects the will of the minority, too. [12:13] Guy     What?! [12:15] Guy     I won't accept that! [12:16] Guy     To deny the majority is to deny democracy! [12:23] Girl     Democratic space is distorting! [12:29] Girl     Awaken, power of ethics! [12:32] Girl     Guide us, law and logic! [12:35] Girl     Grant the greatest happiness to     the greatest number of people! [12:48] Girl     Magical Girl Pretty Horn! [12:51] TV     Take this! Ostrakismos! [12:53] Chiho     Raise your right arm. [12:55] TV     Warped democracy won't work on me! [12:55] Chiho     Raise your left arm. [12:57] Chiho     Don't lower your right arm. [13:00] TV     Underwater dodgeball, eh? Now     that's using your head. [13:00] Chiho     Raise your tail. [13:04] Chiho     Is your tail up, Sue-chan? [13:04] TV     Invention is the proof of mankind's progress! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Democracy Without Dependence on Rationality?! [13:10] Manami     Hey, Chi-chans. [13:12] Chinami     Huh? Nee-chan, today's Sunday. [13:14] Chigusa     Are you still half-asleep? [13:16] Manami     Who are you calling half-asleep? [13:18] Manami     I'm going out, so you girls stay     here and watch the house. [13:22] Chi     Aw! [13:24] Chinami     But we made plans to go out and play, too! [13:28] Manami     You know Sue-chan can't     stay here by herself. [13:32] Chiho     We'll take Sue-chan with us! [13:34] Manami     You can't. She's too weak. [13:37] Manami     What if she gets a fever while she's out? [13:40] Chi     Hmph! What are we supposed to do, then? [13:43] Manami     I told you, you're staying     here to watch the house. [13:46] Chinami     Why isn't Dad here, anyway? [13:49] Manami     Dad is at work. [13:51] Chiho     But isn't his work painting pictures? [13:55] Chigusa     He's not getting anywhere when     he's away all the time. [13:58] Manami     Painting is work for his spirit.     He has a different job for making money. [14:03] Chi     That logic doesn't make sense! [14:06] Manami     Society doesn't understand it either,      but that's how it works. [14:11] Chigusa     If he needs money,     there's some in the offering box. [14:15] Manami     That money belongs to the gods. [14:18] Chiho     Isn't it a grown-up's duty to play     with their kids on days off? [14:22] Manami     I wish I could, but please     do as I say for today. [14:26] Chinami     We're in kindergarten, you know! [14:29] Chinami     You shouldn't make kindergartners     stay home alone! [14:32] Manami     You three are small,     but you're very trustworthy. [14:35] Manami     And there are three of you. [14:38] Chigusa     Okay, fine. [14:40] Chinami     Have a good time. [14:41] Manami     Okay, I'm counting on you. [14:44] Chinami     We can at least invite     a friend over, right? [14:47] Manami     You can, but just play quietly. [14:50] Manami     This house is old. [14:57] Chigusa     Hi, Nacchan? It's Chigusa. [15:00] Chigusa     Our sister is making us stay     home while she goes out, so... [15:03] Chigusa     Oh, can you? Yeah, come over! [15:12] Chiho     A-chan? [15:13] Chiho     Uh-huh. Can you come? [15:15] Manami     How many friends are you going to call? [15:20] Manami     All right, keep an eye on things here. [15:23] Manami     Don't answer the door for     anyone you don't know. [15:25] Chiho     We know. [15:27] Chi     Have a good time! [15:38] Manami     Oh, club work? [15:40] Hime     Yeah. You? [15:42] Manami     Student council. [15:43] Hime     Good luck! [15:48] Manami     What club is she in, again? [15:51] Kids     Rock, paper, scissors! [16:01] FriendA     Found you! [16:04] FriendA     Wait up! [16:13] FriendA     Sue-chan, are you okay? [16:15] FriendA     Chi-chan! [16:24] Chiho     Are you okay? Do you feel sick? [16:27] Sue     No. I want to play more. [16:29] Chiho     You can't. You need to rest. [16:33] Sue     I want to play with you... [16:36] Chiho     This always happens when     Sue-chan runs around a lot. [16:39] Chiho     Let's play inside. [16:43] Manami     It's 3:00. [16:45] Manami     I believe we've discussed     all there is to discuss, [16:48] Manami     so I'd like to take a vote now. [16:53] Guy     Wait a second!     There's still more to talk about! [16:56] Girl     Yeah! We need to keep discussing this     until everyone's in agreement! [17:00] Manami     No, we decided in advance     that if an agreement [17:04] Manami     wasn't reached by 3:00, we would vote. [17:07] Manami     Now, is everyone ready? [17:09] Guy     Isn't that being a bit too bureaucratic? [17:11] Girl     You just want to go home, don't you? [17:15] Manami     That's right. So what? [17:17] Girl     You admit it? [17:19] Guy     Hey, come on! [17:21] Manami     Listen. [17:22] Manami     I've already allowed this debate     to carve into my private time, [17:27] Manami     and I need to be home by 4:00 [17:30] Manami     to make dinner for my father     and little sisters. [17:34] Manami     Anyone have a problem with that? [17:38] Manami     Then let's vote. SIGN    Student Council Office [17:44] Girl     Um, Mitama-san. SIGN    Bargain Fair [17:48] Manami     Yes? Can I help you? [17:50] Girl     You know, I understand what     you're trying to say, [17:54] Girl     and I think you're right. [17:56] Girl     But the student council isn't just a job. [18:00] Girl     It's more like a club. [18:02] Girl     Debates are sort of like a     page out of our youth... [18:07] Manami     And? [18:08] Girl     Maybe your sisters could put up     with you being late for once? [18:12] Manami     They can't. [18:15] Manami     My grandfather was passionate     about some martial art. [18:18] Manami     He was so stubborn that he never     gave any thought to his family. [18:22] Manami     When he fell into critical condition, [18:25] Manami     he called me by my mother's     name and said... [18:29] Manami     "Let's go home." [18:32] Manami     Ever since then, I've put my family first. [18:36] Manami     Goodbye. [18:45] Girl     I think we'll need about thirty years more     life experience before we can convince her. [18:51] Girl     She's never going to get anywhere     in the real world like that. [18:55] Guy     Like you've ever been in the real world. [18:58] Girl     Well, it's true! [18:59] Girl     For their kids' sake,     parents can't always come home! [19:03] Guy     I guess no one can go     up against Mitama-san. [19:15] Friend     Do you feel okay? [19:17] Sue     Huh? [19:21] Friend     Do you want to play house with me? [19:34] Manami     They ended up inviting six friends, right? [19:45] Manami     Oh, well. It sounds like they did     stay in the house, at least. [19:50] Manami     I'm home. [19:53] Manami     Oh! [19:54] Sue     Nee-nee! [19:57] Sue     Welcome home! [19:59] Manami     Thanks. [20:03] Manami     You were playing with Sue-chan? Thank you. [20:06] Chiho     Oh, Nee-chan, welcome home! [20:09] Manami     I'm home... and you three made     someone else look after Sue-chan! [20:14] Chiho     We stayed home, didn't we? [20:16] Chigusa     Hmph! [20:18] Chiho     We're hungry. Get us something to eat. [20:21] Manami     Right, right. Bring everyone in. [20:24] Chi     Thanks. [20:26] Chi     Here. [20:27] Girl     Thanks [20:28] Chiho     Huh? [20:29] Manami     What's wrong? SIGN    Cold SIGN    Ice Cream SIGN    Ultra Vanilla [20:31] Chiho     Nothing. SIGN    Mitama [20:34] Manami     Be careful getting home. [20:36] All     Bye-bye! [20:41] Dad     I'm home. [20:43] Chiho     It's Dad! [20:47] All     Welcome home! [20:49] Dad     Have you been good girls? [20:51] Chiho     Uh-huh! We stayed here     and watched the house! [20:54] Chiho     But something weird happened. [20:57] Chiho     We brought six friends over to play. [21:00] Chiho     There were six playing     detective tag with us, [21:03] Chiho     but one more was playing     house with Sue-chan. [21:07] Chiho     Six plus one can't equal six, right? [21:12] Manami     Didn't someone just show up late? [21:14] Chiho     No, nobody came that we didn't invite, [21:18] Chiho     and nobody left early. [21:20] Dad     Maybe a zashiki warashi found     her way into the group. [21:24] Chi     Zashiki warashi? [21:26] Dad     It's a supernatural being     that takes a child's form. [21:29] Chinami     Supernatural? Like a ghost? [21:32] Dad     It's a nice ghost.     There's no reason to be scared. [21:35] Dad     They bring good fortune. [21:38] Chigusa     Still... a ghost? [21:41] Manami     You had fun playing, didn't you? [21:44] Chiho     Yeah... [21:45] Manami     Then what's the problem? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter? SIGN    You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not. 4 - Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter? | You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Let's head back home for the day! SIGN    That one step might be your chance to grab happiness. SIGN    Three years of standing on a cold stone makes you strong... Nah, maybe not. SIGN    That one step might be your chance to grab happiness. [01:44] Guy     Excuse me... [01:45] Hime     Yes? [01:49] Guy     P-Please read this. [01:53] Guy     I fell in love with you at first sight. [02:04] Voice     Furukanata. Furukanata. [02:07] Voice     The doors on the left side will open. [02:13] Nozomi     She bolted?! [02:14] Kyoko     No way! [02:15] Nozomi     Hime! [02:16] Kyoko     Wait! SIGN    Local Train SIGN    Satose [02:18] Voice     The 8:00 AM local train bound for Satose [02:20] Voice     will be closing its doors momentarily. SIGN    Furukanata Station [02:34] Nozomi     Why'd you run away? [02:37] Hime     Uh... [02:39] Nozomi     Come on. [02:41] Hime     Uh... [02:44] Nozomi     Seriously, why'd you run away     without saying anything? [02:49] Hime     Uh... [02:53] Nozomi     Come on! Why can't you tell me?! [02:57] Manami     Oh, good morning. [03:00] Nozomi     Hey! Why didn't you take his letter? [03:04] Hime     Well, I mean... [03:06] Hime     I couldn't accept it. [03:08] Nozomi     Tell me why! [03:12] Hime     I can't say it... [03:15] Nozomi     Come on, answer me. [03:19] Hime     Uh... [03:21] Hime     I'm too embarrassed. [03:29] Nozomi     So... [03:31] Nozomi     Why'd you run away? [03:36] Kyoko     You're at home now,      so no one else is listening. [03:39] Kyoko     Can't you tell us now? [03:41] Nozomi     That's right. [03:43] Nozomi     He didn't seem like such a weird guy. [03:45] Nozomi     Did his bald head bug you? [03:47] Kyoko     No, he wasn't bald. He had a buzzcut. [03:50] Kyoko     He seemed like a guy who's     into sports, though. [03:53] Nozomi     Really? I bet he smells sweaty, then! [03:56] Kyoko     He seemed pretty pleasant to me. [03:58] Nozomi     You think so? [04:01] Kyoko     I didn't see any reason      to run away, in any case. [04:04] Hime     You're right, but... [04:07] Nozomi     Then why? [04:12] Hime     Well, I'm... scared. [04:17] Kyoko     Of boys? [04:20] Nozomi     Wait, were you always like that? [04:23] Nozomi     You talk to Komori and Nekomi, though. [04:27] Hime     Talking to them normally     isn't a problem, but... [04:32] Hime     Well... [04:34] Kyoko     What? [04:37] Hime     I mean... [04:38] Nozomi     Wait, is it going out with     a guy that scares you? [04:47] Kyoko     So... what is it you're afraid of? [04:50] Nozomi     I know! [04:51] Nozomi     Sexual stuff, right? [04:52] Kyoko     What, that? [04:57] Kyoko     Wait, really? [04:59] Kyoko     No, that's not it. [05:01] Kyoko     Hime's not that type. [05:04] Kyoko     So... it's what comes after that? [05:07] Kyoko     Is it getting pregnant? [05:12] Kyoko     They say being a hybrid of differently-shaped     species makes childbirth tough for centaurs. [05:16] Nozomi     We had a lesson about that once... SIGN    All citizens qualifying as biologically intermediate are eligible to receive various forms of support to ensure that they are able to live a life without hindrances, and are not put at a disadvantage mentally or physically. SIGN    This guarantee is offered under the Second Article of the Constitution and applies to all citizens. However, concealing or falsifying one's criminal record, as well as failing to provide one's criminal record in compliance with the Third Article, are grounds for criminal charges. [05:19] Kyoko     Well, that's why the government offers     a guarantee to folks like that. [05:23] Nozomi     What are you, a government bulletin? [05:26] Kyoko     Is that why? [05:28] Kyoko     What? It's not? [05:30] Nozomi     Then what are you afraid of? [05:34] Hime     Well... [05:38] Hime     When I was in kindergarten... [05:50] (Flashback) Brat     Does yours look like that, too? [05:52] (Flashback) Hime     No! That's a cow! [05:55] (Flashback) Brat     Will your boobs get huge, too? [05:57] (Flashback) Kyoko     Um... [06:07] Kyoko     So... are you saying you're worried     that yours is gross, too? [06:14] Nozomi     Well, he was right about your boobs. [06:16] Kyoko     You idiot! [06:19] Kyoko     Have you ever looked at yourself? [06:22] Hime     I'm afraid to. [06:24] Nozomi     That doesn't give us much to go on... [06:27] Kyoko     Guys don't even worry about     that kind of thing, anyway. [06:30] [SONG] Text     Health      Education [06:36] Kyoko     Especially when you're not even dating yet. [06:39] Hime     But... [06:41] Hime     With a complex like this,     I can't date anyone. [06:46] Nozomi     Maybe not, but... [06:49] [SONG] Text     Health      Education [06:49] Kyoko     Have you ever seen anyone else's, then? [06:53] Kyoko     Even at the pool or a public bath? [06:56] Hime     I don't want anyone to see mine, either, [06:59] Hime     so since I can't hide it... [07:01] Kyoko     I see... [07:03] Hime     Everyone else covers themselves     when they change, you know? [07:06] Nozomi     Good point. [07:08] Kyoko     Of course, I asked that,     but I've never seen anyone else's, either. [07:13] Nozomi     Yeah, same. [07:14] Kyoko     Still, this is a problem that won't go away     unless you compare your own to someone else's. [07:21] Hime     And that's what I'm afraid of! [07:23] Nozomi     Okay, I got it. [07:26] Nozomi     I'll show you. [07:30] Hime     Um... Show me what? [07:33] Nozomi     I'll show you mine. [07:35] Nozomi     Me and Kyoko. [07:37] Kyoko     Me, too?! [07:38] Kyoko     I don't want to! [07:40] Nozomi     Why? [07:41] Kyoko     Why?! [07:42] Nozomi     We're her friends, right? [07:43] Kyoko     That has nothing to do with it! [07:46] Nozomi     Okay, Hime, you can look at mine, [07:49] Nozomi     and we'll check yours for you. [07:51] Nozomi     Then you can rest easy, right? [08:10] Nozomi     Your breath is tickling me... [08:13] Hime     It's prettier than a cow's. [08:15] Kyoko     Well, I'd hope so. [08:16] Kyoko     It's unused. [08:18] Nozomi     Hey! [08:24] Nozomi     Now... [08:25] Nozomi     You're next, Kyoko. [08:30] Kyoko     F-Forget it! [08:32] Nozomi     I don't think so! [08:38] Nozomi     Oh, it's hairier than I expected. [08:42] Kyoko     Stop looking! [08:47] Nozomi     Sorry... But now we're even. [08:52] Nozomi     And now... [08:54] Nozomi     It's finally Hime's turn. [09:02] Nozomi     Now, then! [09:07] Nozomi     Sorry... How do you get this off? [09:15] Nozomi     Oh, you've come back to life. [09:20] Nozomi     It's pretty! [09:21] Kyoko     Sort of... youthful. [09:25] Hime     Okay, isn't that long enough? [09:28] Nozomi     Hime, you can't see it yourself, right? [09:31] Nozomi     So I'll take a picture. [09:33] Nozomi     Say cheese— [09:34] Hime     Don't! I'll take your word for it! [09:46] Hime     Hey! [09:47] Nozomi     You're totally okay. [09:49] Nozomi     Feel better now? [09:53] Hime     Yeah. [09:55] Nozomi     Huh? [09:57] Nozomi     Come on, Kyoko... [10:00] Nozomi     I'm sorry, okay? [10:01] Nozomi     But Hime feels better now, [10:03] Nozomi     so what's the problem?      It didn't hurt anything. [10:07] Nozomi     Come on, don't make that face! SIGN    Furukanata Station [10:50] Guy     Um... [10:54] Voice     Furukanata. Furukanata. [11:01] Voice     The doors are now opening. [11:03] Hime     I'm sorry! [11:05] Nozomi     Huh?! [11:06] Kyoko     Again?! [11:07] Nozomi     Hime! [11:08] Kyoko     Wait! [11:11] Voice     The doors are now closing. [11:19] Nozomi     Why'd you turn him down? [11:21] Kyoko     And why'd you run away again? [11:23] Hime     Because... [11:29] Hime     His letter said stuff like,     "Your breasts are so big and beautiful." [11:36] Nozomi     So it comes down to that, huh? [11:37] Kyoko     That's all boys think about. SIGN    Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter? [11:51] Kyoko     So the product here is... [11:57] Kyoko     And that one is... [12:00] Nozomi     I just don't get it! [12:02] Kyoko     Come on, Nozomi! [12:03] Kyoko     It hasn't even been half an hour! [12:07] Kyoko     Hey! Don't start reading manga! [12:10] Kyoko     Come on, Nozomi! [12:19] Kyoko     Listen... [12:21] Kyoko     Do you understand why we're having     a study party on a Sunday? SIGN    The following students will take supplementary lessons and a make-up test [12:26] Kyoko     You're in trouble if you get another     failing score on your next test. SIGN    299      Gokuraku     Nozomi [12:32] Nozomi     Yeah, but still... [12:34] Hime     That tickles! [12:36] Nozomi     I can't memorize all these formulas! SIGN    I don't get why it works out like this! [12:39] Kyoko     Just thinking about it     like that is a problem. [12:43] Kyoko     This is still math, you know. [12:45] Kyoko     It's not a bunch of puzzles.     Memorizing formulas is all you can do. [12:49] Kyoko     There's a right way to think about it,      so you need to understand that. [12:53] Kyoko     That way, even if you forget the formula,      you can find the answer. [12:59] Nozomi     Look, my whole problem is     that I can't do that! [13:03] Kyoko     I'm trying to help because     you're in dire straits here. [13:08] Kyoko     Hime, put her in a pinion     hold, so she can't run! [13:11] Hime     R-Right! [13:13] Hime     Is this how you do a pinion hold? [13:15] Nozomi     No, it's not! [13:16] Kyoko     It doesn't matter! [13:19] Kyoko     Are you ready?! [13:21] Nozomi     Sure... [13:23] Kyoko     I'm about to drill math,     English, science, physics, [13:26] Kyoko     and classic literature into your bones! [13:38] Hime     Nozomi-chan, open up. [13:43] Hime     Like it? [13:44] Nozomi     It's sweet... [13:46] Kyoko     Keep that sugar level up. [13:48] Kyoko     The brain uses more energy than     any other organ, after all. SIGN    Study Party [13:52] Kyoko     You'll never be ready for the test     in time at this pace, though... [13:56] Nozomi     Are you a demon?! [13:58] Nozomi     Just so you know, that chocolate     you're eating is mine! [14:02] Kyoko     You got it from a kid at     the dojo, didn't you? [14:05] Nozomi     Something wrong with that?! [14:06] Kyoko     Nope. It's delicious. [14:08] Kyoko     Okay, now that we've replenished our nutrients,      it's time for round two. [14:17] Nozomi     That's enough already. [14:19] Nozomi     It's not like I'll ever use math if I don't     want to be a doctor or something. [14:24] Kyoko     You might have to. [14:26] Nozomi     Aren't there more important     things I'll need? [14:31] Kyoko     Important things? You mean like     using Hime's legs as a pillow? [14:38] Kyoko     Don't sulk! [14:39] Kyoko     Listen. People say it's useless if     all you're good at is studying, [14:43] Kyoko     but being able to study at a     school level is expected. [14:46] Kyoko     It just means you need to be able     to go a step further, too. [14:49] Kyoko     Or so my father said. [14:52] Hime     That's pretty tough... [14:54] Kyoko     Well, in all honesty,      I don't get it, either. [14:57] Kyoko     But being able to do it beats     not being able to, right? [15:00] Nozomi     My dad said [15:02] Nozomi     all you need is good looks     and a smooth tongue. [15:04] Hime     Wait, doesn't your dad practice karate? [15:07] Kyoko     So you'd better study, then. [15:10] Kyoko     Your tongue's as sharp as they come. [15:14] Hime     She's sulking again. [15:16] Kyoko     There's no helping this girl... [15:23] Hime     You know, Nozomi-chan... [15:26] Hime     Aren't you worried that you     might flunk out at this rate? [15:30] Hime     If that happens,     we'll be in different grades. SIGN    Class 2-1 Kimihara Himeno Kyoko SIGN    Class 1-1 Gokuraku Nozomi [15:33] Hime     I'd hate it if we couldn't     hang out with you anymore. [15:37] Hime     I want to go on field trips     and stuff with you. [15:41] Hime     They'd be lonely without you around. [15:46] Nozomi     I guess I have no choice, then. I'll do it! [15:49] Kyoko     This is for your sake, you know. [15:59] Hime     Hang in there, Nozomi-chan! [16:00] Kyoko     Snap to it! [16:18] Nozomi     L-Look! [16:22] Kyoko     What? [16:23] Nozomi     Uh... There was a UFO... [16:27] Kyoko     Look, Nozomi... [16:28] Nozomi     It's true! [16:30] Kyoko     I'm sure it was something else you saw. [16:32] Nozomi     No, seriously! It was in plain sight! [16:37] Hime     Kyo-chan, if UFOs really exist,     what do you think they are? [16:41] Kyoko     People say they're alien ships, [16:43] Kyoko     survivors of the Third Reich, [16:45] Kyoko     or vehicles used by     Antarctican snake people, [16:49] Kyoko     but I don't know... [16:51] Kyoko     If they're secret weapons, [16:52] Kyoko     their development would demand     vast facilities, personnel, and money, [16:56] Kyoko     so it couldn't be some     refugee organization. [16:59] Kyoko     If it were aliens, surely they'd     have made contact with us by now. [17:03] Hime     Then what about the Antarcticans? [17:06] Kyoko     I'm not sure... [17:09] Kyoko     Nothing is known about the     level of their technology, [17:11] Kyoko     so I think everyone has their     illusions about them. [17:14] Kyoko     I mean, they look like reptiles,     but they live in Antarctica. [17:18] Kyoko     I do believe they have technology that     the rest of us don't know about. [17:22] Kyoko     Still, if they had the immense chemical     technology needed to build UFOs, [17:26] Kyoko     they probably wouldn't be     at odds with America. [17:29] Kyoko     Did you know this? [17:31] Kyoko     When snake people go to other lands, [17:33] Kyoko     they travel in a craft chartered     by the Aztec Nations. [17:36] Hime     Wow... Don't they have     airplanes or anything? [17:40] Hime     Oh! Didn't the Aztecs have     some kind of snake deity? [17:45] Kyoko     Right, Quetzalcoatl. [17:47] Kyoko     They say he drove away invaders, [17:50] Kyoko     but apparently, he really only     served as a symbol of unity. [17:54] Kyoko     Probably didn't have     super scientific power. [18:01] Hime     Here, drink this. [18:04] Hime     Let's take a breather and then     get back to concentrating. [18:09] Nozomi     You don't believe me either, do you? [18:11] Hime     Well, I didn't see it, so... [18:14] Hime     But aliens do exist! [18:18] Nozomi     That's not really the point, though... [18:22] Kyoko     Okay, next up is potential energy. [18:26] Nozomi     Sure, sure. [18:36] Hime     What's wrong, Nozomi-chan?     You keep looking at the sky. [18:40] Nozomi     I dunno... [18:42] Kyoko     Looking for a UFO? [18:44] Hime     See any? [18:45] Nozomi     Nope. [18:46] Hime     Sure is a nice day. [18:48] Nozomi     Yeah. [18:49] Voice     Furukanata. Furukanata. [18:53] Kyoko     Oh, we're here. [18:55] Nozomi     Isn't anything exciting ever gonna happen? [18:58] Kyoko     Nozomi, stop looking up while you walk.     It's dangerous. [19:05] Kyoko     Really? Jeez, be more careful. [19:13] Kyoko     You know, I think... [19:15] Kyoko     today just might turn out     to be a little unusual. [19:18] Hime     What makes you say that? [19:20] Kyoko     Keep your head still, [19:21] Kyoko     and check out who's walking     around other than students. [19:35] Kyoko     Notice the swelling on his chest? [19:37] Kyoko     He's a public safety official     in street clothes. [19:39] Hime     Huh? It is? [19:41] Kyoko     Not so loud! [19:44] Kyoko     Stop glancing around! [19:46] Hime     But why... [19:48] Kyoko     Is that minister in town again? [19:51] Kyoko     The alumnus from our school? [19:52] Nozomi     Wasn't he just forced to resign     because of a verbal slip? [19:56] Kyoko     Maybe it's radical terrorism! SIGN    Hitachi Electric [19:59] Kyoko     Security's awfully tight though,      even for that. [20:03] Nozomi     It couldn't be a UFO, surely... [20:14] Nozomi     Oh, Shigetoki-niichan! [20:17] Shige     Milady? [20:19] Nozomi     Hey, what's going on? [20:23] Nozomi     Come on, don't be stingy! [20:27] Shige     You'll find out soon. [20:31] Akechi     Did you see those people outside? [20:34] Kei     Yeah! [20:35] Inukai     I wonder what they're here for... [20:39] Hime     Huh? [20:40] Nozomi     A new desk... [20:43] Hime     Is a new student transferring in? [20:45] Kyoko     It might have something to do     with the security out front. [20:48] Kyoko     You don't suppose it's royalty? [20:50] Kyoko     Maybe not... [20:52] Nozomi     Well, there's no question that     some VIP kid is coming here... [20:56] Kyoko     But this is just an ordinary     public high school. [20:59] Nozomi     Nothing ordinary about     that security, though! [21:02] Akechi     Then who do you think the new kid is? [21:03] Inukai     Foreign exchange student, maybe? [21:05] Kei     I hope it's a girl! [21:07] Nozomi     Does it matter which it is? [21:16] Teacher     I'll introduce our new student. [21:19] Teacher     This is Quetzalcoatl Sassassul-san,     from Antarctica. [21:23] Suu     I've come here from Antarctica     to study with all of you. [21:28] Suu     It's a pleasure to meet you. [21:30] Teacher     I know you all have questions,     so we'll save them for later. [21:34] Teacher     Now, Quetzalcoatl-san,     please have a seat at that desk. [21:38] Suu     Yes, ma'am. [21:39] Teacher     Kimihara-san, show her the ropes, okay? SIGN    You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors. SIGN    But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too. 5 - Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors. | But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN     [01:32] Teacher     This is Quetzalcoatl Sassassul-san,     from Antarctica. [01:46] Teacher     You'll sit next to Kimihara-san. [01:51] Teacher     Kimihara-san, as her neighbor,     show her the ropes, okay? [02:01] Suu     Nice to meet you. [02:02] Hime     Y-Yeah... You, too. [02:05] Teacher     Now, let's start class. [02:07] Teacher     Stand. [02:09] Teacher     Bow. [02:12] Suu     I'm sorry! [02:13] Kyoko     No problem. [02:15] Teacher     Take your seats. [02:27] Teacher     Focus on the lesson, everyone. [02:36] Hime     "I wish to drink it, but a mounted     pipa player urges me on." [02:40] Hime     A classic poem... [02:41] Hime     Chinese, at that. [02:42] Hime     Would she know that? [03:02] Teacher     Kimihara-san! [03:05] Shige     What happened?! [03:07] Nozomi     Hime was startled. [03:12] Nozomi     Hey, you're awake? [03:15] Kyoko     Are you okay? [03:21] Nozomi     She's not in here. [03:24] Hime     Whew... [03:25] Kyoko     Don't "whew" us. [03:27] Kyoko     I mean, sure, she's scary, but... [03:29] Nozomi     If you faint at every little thing,     you won't be able to come to school. [03:33] Kyoko     That, too, but it could also be     interpreted as discrimination. [03:39] Hime     Oh, no! Discrimination has     nothing to do with it! [03:44] Hime     It's just... snake people... [03:47] Kyoko     They bother you? [03:49] Kyoko     Better not let anyone     else hear you say that. [03:51] Kyoko     You're asking for trouble. [03:53] Hime     Yeah... [03:54] Nozomi     Why do they bother you, anyway? [03:58] Hime     Remember that movie,     The Fear of Antarctica? [04:02] Kyoko     Which one? The old one or the remake? [04:05] Hime     The one that's in color. [04:06] Hime     We watched it at home     when I was little, and... [04:32] Lady     Who's there?! [05:02] Nozomi     I get it. [05:04] Kyoko     The one where the centaur heroine     gets swallowed, huh? [05:07] Kyoko     Then it spits up her skin and      disguises itself as her. [05:10] Nozomi     They show that on TV sometimes. [05:12] Nozomi     I kinda like it. [05:14] Kyoko     It's a movie that gets     referenced a lot these days. [05:17] Nozomi     That whole thing is so far-fetched, though. [05:19] Kyoko     It worked fine in the     novel it was based on, [05:22] Kyoko     but the rough edges stand out     a lot in the film version. [05:24] Nozomi     The part where it spit up her     skeleton was realistic, though. [05:28] Kyoko     Realistic in a sort of fake way. [05:31] Hime     The production quality doesn't matter! [05:33] Hime     The point is, they've scared me     ever since I saw that as a kid. [05:37] Hime     What should I do? [05:39] Nozomi     You're asking us? [05:41] Kyoko     You have a problem with snake people     because of a movie, right? [05:45] Kyoko     Then maybe you should watch it     again and overcome your trauma? [05:49] Hime     Huh? I couldn't... [05:51] Nozomi     That'll just make her even more scared. [05:53] Kyoko     No, no. I get that it might've     been scary to the baby princess, [05:58] Kyoko     but the film itself just an old B movie. [06:01] Kyoko     One that's a little... you know. [06:04] Kyoko     If you watch it now, you'll think,     "Wow, that's all it is?" [06:07] Kyoko     And your trauma will be gone! [06:10] Nozomi     You really think so? [06:12] Kyoko     You have nothing to lose, right? [06:18] Hime     By the way, did you guys carry me in here? [06:23] Kyoko     Do I look like a professional     wrestler or weightlifter to you? [06:29] Hime     Jeez... [06:31] Shige     May I come in? [06:33] Hime     Yes. [06:37] Shige     How are you feeling? [06:38] Hime     I'm all right now, thank you. [06:41] Kyoko     Shigetoki-san carried you here. [06:44] Kyoko     Komori and Nekomi helped, too. [06:48] Hime     Thank you very much. [06:50] Shige     No trouble at all. [07:03] Suu     Um... It seems I scared you. [07:07] Hime     Oh, no, not at all... [07:09] Suu     I was trying to smile,     but I didn't do a very good job. [07:14] Nozomi     Really? What'd it look like? Let's see. [07:22] Nozomi     Yeah, that definitely packs a punch... [07:25] Suu     Maybe I can never fit in with     all of you, after all... [07:30] Nozomi     H-Hey, come on... The thing with     Hime is, there's this movie... [07:35] Suu     A movie? [07:38] Nekomi     Man, Kimihara sure is heavy. [07:41] Komori     But... she felt really soft. SIGN    Nurse's Office [07:51] Nozomi     So, um... that's the story. [07:54] Nozomi     It's a terrible movie, really. [07:57] Suu     I see. So a thing like that exists. [08:02] Kyoko     Now look! [08:03] Nozomi     Yeah, but... [08:06] Suu     It sounds highly interesting. SIGN    Earth Sciences Prep Room [08:12] Shige     I'm not allowed to enter the classroom,      so I'll leave you here. [08:15] Nozomi     Okay, got it. [08:21] Nozomi     Yo! [08:24] Pres     It's unusual for you guys to     come in here yourselves. [08:28] Nozomi     We cleaned the aquarium before,     didn't we, Shrimp-senpai? [08:32] Pres     Who are you calling a shrimp? [08:35] Suu     Hello. I'll be joining you. [08:38] Pres     H-Hello... [08:41] Vice     Oh, wow! It's an Antarctican! [08:45] Suu     Pleased to meet you. [08:47] Nozomi     We can talk later. [08:49] Nozomi     Vice Prez, you have a lot of     videos stored here, right? [08:55] Nozomi     Found it! [08:58] Nozomi     Well, let's watch it! [09:00] Hime     Huh?! [09:02] Nozomi     What? [09:04] Hime     I'm not ready for this... [09:08] Nozomi     I'm putting it on. [09:14] Kyoko     No closing your eyes. [09:16] Hime     But... [09:18] Pres     Is this okay? [09:21] Vice     I just hope she doesn't get mad. [09:33] Guy     Alyssa, what's wrong?! [09:38] Nozomi     Eyes on the screen. [09:39] Guy     You aren't Alyssa! [09:44] Guy     Who have you turned into this time?! [09:48] Guy     Let's check your blood! [09:55] Both     S-Sorry! SIGN    Play Movie | Audio & Subtitles | Chapter Select | Extras [10:05] Kyoko     What did you think? [10:07] Hime     It was still scary! [10:09] Suu     It was scary. [10:11] Suu     Humans certainly are incredible. [10:13] Suu     To come up with a terrifying     monster like that... [10:17] Hime     It ate people... Do you... [10:22] Suu     No, no, don't be silly! [10:25] Suu     Please don't see me in the same     light as a monster in a movie. [10:27] Suu     We don't even have venomous fangs. [10:33] Suu     Unlike mammals that chew food, [10:35] Suu     our jaws aren't strong at all. [10:37] Suu     Even if one of us did bite you,      it would feel like a kitten biting you. [10:42] Suu     Of course, we can't kill by     constricting like snakes do, either. [10:47] Suu     And we don't have expanding rib cages, [10:50] Suu     so we can't swallow things whole. [10:54] Suu     I can't even entertain the thought of eating     someone I can speak with like this. [11:01] Suu     But if I'm seen as a     monster like this one... [11:06] Kyoko     Well, there's nothing worse     than that, for sure. [11:09] Pres     Are you going to sue them or anything? [11:12] Suu     No. [11:13] Suu     I came here to put an end to     misunderstandings like this, after all. [11:19] Suu     I would be honored if you     would be my friends. [11:23] Kyoko     Oh, it's nothing... [11:26] Hime     We'd be happy to be your friends. SIGN    Smile [11:38] Nozomi     Hey, Hime! [11:39] Kyoko     Hime! [11:39] Pres     Wha— [11:40] Vice     Princess! SIGN    Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors. SIGN    But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too. [11:54] Fuji     Quetzalcoatl-san. [11:57] Suu     Yes? [11:58] Fuji     I'd like to ask you a question. May I? [12:01] Suu     Sure. [12:02] Girl     I would, too! [12:03] Guy     Me, too! [12:04] Manami     Okay, okay. Everyone in order. [12:08] Guy     You're taking charge again? [12:13] Fuji     Well, can I go first, then? [12:16] Fuji     Quetzalcoatl-san, you're a reptile... [12:18] Fuji     or rather, not a warm-blooded     creature, right? [12:21] Fuji     How do you live in Antarctica,     where it's so cold? [12:25] Suu     Good question. [12:26] Suu     There are two things you're mistaken about. [12:30] Suu     First, we are warm-blooded creatures. [12:34] Suu     We're more like birds than primitive     reptiles such as snakes. [12:39] Suu     Also, although we're commonly     referred to as "snake people," [12:42] Suu     that's only a vernacular term     based on our appearance. [12:45] Suu     Our actual link to snakes     is believed to be quite tenuous. [12:49] Suu     In the first place, if I didn't     have the ability to maintain [12:53] Suu     a stable supply of energy to my brain,     like other warm-blooded creatures, [12:57] Suu     I wouldn't be able to talk     to you all like this. [13:00] Suu     The brain consumes a lot     of energy, after all. [13:03] Suu     Second, not all of Antarctica     is buried under ice and snow. [13:09] Suu     Also, I grew up in an environment where     it's expected that we'd have heating, [13:13] Suu     so I don't fare well in the cold. [13:15] Akira     My turn next. [13:18] Akira     Is it true that Antarcticans have controlled     humanity from the shadows since ancient times? [13:22] Suu     Well... [13:24] Suu     Legends say that if you trace our     civilization back several millennia, [13:28] Suu     our ancestors,     who still crawled on the ground, [13:30] Suu     built underground cities     all around the world. [13:33] Suu     It's unknown whether that's true, though. SIGN    All of these books have been banned by the Department of the Interior's Bureau for the Conservation of Normal Society. SIGN    Plant Cultivators Have Decided That Our Next Rulers Will Be Snake People [13:35] [SONG] Text     Snake People Are Behind All     the World's Conspiracies [13:35] Suu     But all the things written     in so-called "occult books" [13:39] Suu     are basically groundless. [13:41] Suu     Our contact with humans     began relatively recently, [13:45] Suu     and it has been very limited. [13:47] Suu     We differ on a spiritual level,     for starters, [13:50] Suu     so it's difficult for us to comprehend humans,     much less control them. [13:54] Suu     We are not omnipotent. [13:57] Akira     Is it true that your kind ruled the Aztecs? [14:00] Suu     As it happened, [14:01] Suu     we did contribute some knowledge     and technology to their civilization, [14:05] Suu     but the rule was that we could not     interfere in government affairs. [14:08] Suu     Humans and Antarcticans had minimal     involvement with each other. [14:12] Akira     But humans are trying to get     involved with you now? [14:15] Suu     Well, yes. [14:17] Suu     In the past, the very existence     of Antarctica was unknown. [14:22] Suu     But now, it's easy to travel     there in airplanes and boats. [14:26] Nade     But why'd you come to this school? [14:29] Suu     Because it's in a college town with an     environment replicating the one I'm used to, [14:33] Suu     and I felt I could expect to     find people of intelligence [14:37] Suu     and understanding who wouldn't     greatly exceed a normal range. [14:42] Manami     In other words, because we're*     slightly above average? [14:45] Suu     Also, it's neither hot     nor cold in extremes. [14:49] Inukai     The wind gets pretty cold here in winter. [14:52] Akechi     And it's hot in summer. [14:54] Katsura     So, pedantic questions aside... [14:57] Katsura     Quetzalcoatl-san, do you have a boyfriend? [15:04] Suu     No. [15:05] Katsura     I see! Just like me, then! [15:08] Katsura     What type of guys do you like? [15:11] Suu     That's a difficult question. [15:14] Suu     Only our queen can lay eggs, [15:17] Suu     and most of our common citizens     and warriors are female. [15:22] Katsura     Oh. I see. [15:24] Suu     So I shouldn't really have     romantic feelings... [15:29] Akechi     Shouldn't? Does that mean you do? [15:32] Suu     We do feel specialized emotions      of favor toward certain individuals. [15:38] Suu     These things are hard to explain, though... [15:41] Suu     I'm not sure whether it's equivalent to     friendship or romantic interest in humans. [15:48] Suu     I believe that, while we are fairly     proficient in the natural sciences, [15:53] Suu     our understanding of ourselves     is less than that of humans. [15:58] Suu     And our lack of knowledge about ourselves [16:01] Suu     is something we learned from humans. [16:04] Omaki     This is starting to sound pedantic again... [16:06] Guy     Okay, next question... [16:07] Girl     I'm next! [16:10] Manami     All right, time's up. [16:13] Kojima     Aw, I wanted to ask her what she eats. [16:16] Manami     You'll find that out at lunchtime. [16:18] Fuji     But we still don't know     anything about her at all! [16:22] Manami     You'll learn more in time. [16:24] Manami     All right, back to your seats! [16:33] TV     Now is the time to bring     victory to our nation! SIGN    Human     Evolutionary Theory SIGN    For Delicate Skin Seirei Cream [16:43] TV     If you have pale skin, this is for you! [16:46] TV     Magical Girl Pretty Horn! [16:49] TV     Kazuko-san! [16:51] TV     No... SIGN    Breaking SIGN    Shocking! The Work of an Antarctican UFO? [16:53] TV     In the case of an American research     ship being sunk in Antarctic waters, [16:58] TV     the US government has evacuated Antarctica. [17:00] TV     However, the government of     Antarctica remains silent. [17:04] TV     Other nations have expressed dismay     in response to this incident, [17:09] TV     but are resigned to watching and waiting     to see what both nations do next. [17:13] TV     Next in the news... [17:21] Nozomi     What's that about? [17:24] Hime     Morning, Suu-chan! [17:26] Suu     Oh... Good morning. [17:28] Nozomi     So what's with that thing on your head? [17:31] Kyoko     Is it Antarctican fashion? [17:33] Suu     Ah, no... It's, um... [17:37] Suu     The news... [17:38] Kyoko     Hm? What? [17:40] Kyoko     Oh, the thing about the     American ship that was sunk? [17:43] Kyoko     And? [17:45] Suu     I felt it would be best to avoid drawing     attention to myself, if at all possible. [17:49] Nozomi     Avoid drawing attention?! [17:52] Nozomi     Lower your head. [17:55] Nozomi     How are you avoiding attention? [17:56] Kyoko     Idiot! Don't do that! [18:00] Suu     It's all right. A little overreaction     like this is no big deal. [18:03] Kyoko     It doesn't look that way to me... [18:06] Suu     More importantly,     was that what you call a "retort"? [18:09] Kyoko     Uh, that's not more important... [18:12] Nozomi     Look, you're not some     burglar who needs a mask. [18:15] Suu     I felt I should at least try... [18:17] Kyoko     Yeah, no. First of all,     no one can hurt you right now. [18:20] Kyoko     Also, it was an American ship,     so we should be fine here. [18:25] Suu     Do you think that's true?     They were still humans. [18:28] Hime     Well, yeah... [18:31] Hime     Anyway, Suu-chan, you always     wear clothes like that, huh? [18:35] Suu     I do wear a different one each day... [18:37] Suu     Does it smell? [18:39] Hime     That's not what I meant! [18:41] Nozomi     Come to think of it, you guys are     always dressed that way on TV, too. [18:46] Suu     Apparently, its origins lie     in human monk garments. [18:51] Suu     By the way, the hems are short in     following with advice I received [18:53] Suu     from the lady ambassador,      who is also my language teacher. [18:58] Hime     It does look very girlish! [19:00] Nozomi     Teacher? So you learn a     language by studying it? [19:04] Nozomi     Not through sleep-learning or something? [19:06] Suu     Of course. Memory works     in essentially the same way [19:10] Suu     for all animal species, including insects. [19:13] Suu     My teacher taught me everything from     mannerisms to general knowledge, [19:16] Suu     all with great passion. [19:19] Nozomi     You've had it rough, huh? [19:21] Suu     Oh, no. I've had so much help,     I couldn't feel more guilty. [19:26] Kyoko     Are you required to dress like that? [19:28] Suu     No, not at all. [19:30] Hime     Then would you like to come     look at clothes with us? [19:44] Nozomi     You look surprisingly     good in girly clothes. [19:47] Hime     Why don't you try some on, Nozomi-chan? [19:50] Nozomi     Me?! [19:54] Kyoko     You look like a boy in drag! [19:56] Hime     It's fine! If we just comb your hair out... [20:06] Hime     You both look so handsome! [20:08] Suu     I think it's a bit too open     in the seat, though... [20:12] Lady1     That one's meant for trying on,     so the tail opening is one-size-fits-all. [20:15] Lady1     If you buy it, we'll alter     it to fit you perfectly. [20:18] Lady2     Hang on! [20:20] Lady2     I've never altered anything     for a snake person before! [20:22] Lady1     If you refuse, you'll be sent     to a correctional clinic. [20:24] Lady1     If you can't do it, just get the owner. [20:32] Hime     What do you think? [20:33] Suu     It's cold and delicious. [20:36] Suu     Still... SIGN    Furukanata VISION [20:37] [SONG] Text     Strained relations between the US and Antarctica continue.     US government considering recall of ambassador to Antarctica. [20:38] Suu     Everyone is being so kind,     even after that terrible incident. [20:45] Nozomi     Well, it's not like that was your fault. [20:49] Kyoko     They don't even have proof     Antarctica's government did it, right? [20:53] Suu     That's true. [20:54] Suu     We are capable of protecting ourselves     from beasts and belligerent peoples— [21:00] Suu     I'm sorry. I can't say any more than that. [21:03] Kyoko     Uh, I don't think you need to. [21:06] Nozomi     A-hup. [21:08] Nozomi     Well, anyone up for a movie? [21:10] Kyoko     One of your choosing? [21:12] Nozomi     What? It's a really popular one!     I'm sure it'll be good! [21:17] Hime     I don't want to see anything violent... [21:20] Nozomi     You're not supposed to think     about that. Just enjoy it. SIGN    Bonds on the Battlefield [21:26] Nozomi     See? That was pretty good, right? [21:30] Suu     It certainly made me think. [21:33] Nozomi     Huh? It's just meant to entertain.     There's nothing to think about. [21:37] Suu     I hope to deepen my understanding enough     to think the same way someday. [21:42] Kyoko     Why? For work? [21:44] Suu     Normal Antarcticans would     see it as their duty. [21:49] Suu     But I'm not normal, and I think... [21:53] Suu     that's why I'm here. [21:57] Nozomi     Wow, nice line! Like something out of a movie! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy? SIGN    Does Getting a Job Doing What You Love Really Bring Happiness? 6 - Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy? | Does Getting a Job Doing What You Love Really Bring Happiness? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:36] Rino     Himeno! [01:39] Rino     Himeno! Get out of bed already! [01:55] Rino     You're going to break the house! [02:01] Hime     Morning, Mom and Dad. [02:05] Souta     Well, good morning. [02:07] Rino     Go wash your face. [02:09] Hime     Okay. [02:14] Souta     Hey, Himeno, you're still not done? [02:18] Hime     No! [02:18] Rino     Just finish up already! SIGN     [02:22] Hime     Dad, aren't you done yet? [02:24] Rino     What now? [02:27] Hime     Come on! [02:29] Souta     I'm... working on a big one right now... [02:32] Hime     I don't need commentary! [02:34] Rino     You're going to be late.     Why don't you finish up at school? [02:37] Hime     I can't! SIGN    Traditional [02:39] Rino     Don't schools these days     accommodate all body types? SIGN    Accommodating     All Body Types [02:43] Hime     But it's still cramped. SIGN    Tall [02:49] Hime     And there's no steppy-step at school. SIGN    Steppy-step [02:52] Rino     You don't need that anymore! [02:54] Hime     It just doesn't feel right without it! [02:57] Hime     I'm going! [02:59] Rino     Have a good day! [03:01] Rino     Watch out for cars! [03:06] Rino     Honestly, she may be bigger,     but she's still a child. [03:18] Nozomi     It's really gotten longer. [03:20] Hime     My hair? [03:21] Nozomi     Yeah. [03:22] Hime     I've been thinking about getting it cut,      but it's sorta hard. [03:26] Kyoko     You feel like it'd go to waste? [03:29] Hime     No, the salon is pricey. [03:31] Hime     And I can't bring myself to     ask for another allowance... [03:35] Hime     Plus, beauticians never seem too     happy to work on a centaur. [03:41] Hime     I guess we're a bit     of a challenge for them. [03:44] Kyoko     Oh, I can see that. [03:46] Kyoko     Especially if the beautician isn't     the same body type as you. [03:49] Kyoko     Trying to comb around my horns     is annoying even for me. [03:51] [SONG] Text     Specialized Comb [03:53] Nozomi     Well, that's aggravating.     That's their job, isn't it? [03:57] Kyoko     It must be nice to have your     mom cut your hair for you. [04:01] Kyoko     Anyway, you're a girl. You should be a     little more attentive to your looks. [04:05] Nozomi     Oh, who cares? [04:07] Hime     Why don't you try growing     your hair long, Nozomi-chan? [04:13] Nozomi     I can't be bothered. Long hair is a hassle. [04:16] Nozomi     I like it better short. [04:18] Akechi     What're you talking about? Hairstyles? [04:20] Hime     Uh, yeah... [04:22] Akechi     I see. [04:24] Akechi     All right, then... [04:26] Akechi     We will now begin the meeting      to decide Hime-chan's new hairstyle! [04:30] Hime     Huh? [04:31] Nozomi     Well... I think you should     get it cut short. [04:35] Nozomi     It's easier. [04:39] Kyoko     Well, that's true... [04:40] Akechi     No way! [04:41] Akechi     That wouldn't suit our princess at all. [04:44] Akechi     Hime-chan needs a more gorgeous,     baroque, rococo style. [04:48] Akechi     She has such strong facial features, [04:50] Akechi     and she's big in various ways... [04:51] Akechi     You should actually accentuate     all that more! [04:56] Kyoko     Ringlet curls, huh? [04:57] Nozomi     That'd be tough to maintain. [04:59] Kyoko     Nobles didn't wash their hair, did they? [05:03] Kyoko     And they wore huge wigs. [05:05] Akechi     Why not? [05:06] Akechi     You could try cosplaying     while you're at it! [05:08] Akechi     You pose for that sort     of magazine, don't you? [05:11] Hime     Please just forget about the magazine... [05:14] Inukai     But it might look good if you     just straighten it out, too. [05:19] Akechi     Oh, yeah, that could work! [05:21] Akechi     Then you can play it cool     with a standoffish look in your eyes! [05:24] Kyoko     Who the heck is this? [05:26] Kyoko     So what did you have in mind, Hime? [05:28] Hime     Well, I was thinking of getting     it cut to shoulder-length. [05:32] Hime     It's a hassle when it's long     because I keep stepping on it, [05:36] Hime     but I wore it short before,     and people didn't like it. SIGN    In Middle School [05:41] Kyoko     Really? Who didn't like it? [05:42] Hime     W-Well, like... [05:46] Hime     Shino-chan, for example.     That's my little cousin. [05:51] (Flashback) Hime     What do you think of my new haircut? [05:56] (Flashback) Shino     Nee-tan, did you quit being a princess? [06:00] (Flashback) Shino     I liked you better as a princess. [06:04] (Flashback) Hime     Huh? [06:06] All     Really? [06:07] Hime     Yes, really! [06:09] Manami     I get that, though. [06:11] Nozomi     Oh, Class President. [06:14] Manami     My younger sisters said     similar things to me, too. [06:19] Akechi     The class president wouldn't     look bad with short hair... [06:24] Nozomi     Your halo is just hair,     right? Can't you cut it? [06:28] Manami     Intentionally cutting a hair halo     constitutes discrimination. [06:32] Manami     It's viewed as the rejection     of a specific race. [06:36] Manami     Of course, if you're born without     one or have it accidentally cut, SIGN    Certificate of Deficiency [06:41] Manami     the hospital or salon will give     you a certificate specifying so, [06:45] Manami     but that just makes things difficult. [06:47] Manami     Also, it looks dumb while     it's growing back. [06:50] Nozomi     Sounds like a lot of trouble. [06:53] Kyoko     You've got it easier than anyone here. [06:55] Hime     We both have it rough! [06:57] Manami     True. [06:58] Nozomi     By the way, do you get your tail cut, too? [07:01] Hime     It sheds hair on its own when     it reaches a certain length. [07:05] Hime     But some people get pretty fancy with them. [07:07] Suu     Something you can only do     with a shaggy tail, huh? [07:10] Hime     Don't look at it so much! [07:12] Nozomi     Why not? [07:20] Hime     Mom put bell peppers in it again. [07:22] Kyoko     What are you, a kid? [07:26] Kyoko     I'm not your dad,     you know. Eat them yourself. [07:30] Kyoko     If you don't,     you'll never grow up mentally. [07:34] Hime     My mom told me that, too. [07:37] Nozomi     Still... [07:39] Nozomi     I can't believe that's enough     food for someone your size. [07:42] Hime     Y-Yeah... [07:44] Suu     You're a light eater, I see. [07:46] Kyoko     What about you, Sassu-Sassu?     Do you eat anything? [07:51] Suu     I've made my stomach and intestines     adjust to human society, [07:54] Suu     so I can eat most things. [07:58] Suu     But my body is designed in such     a way that I can't chew, [08:03] Suu     so I can't eat anything I can't swallow. [08:05] Kyoko     Huh... [08:07] Suu     Himeno-san, you're not going to eat? [08:09] Hime     It's not that... I just... [08:12] Nozomi     You're on a diet, right? [08:14] Suu     A diet? [08:15] Hime     Um... [08:18] Suu     Is that true? [08:19] Kyoko     Oh, a diet, huh? [08:23] Hime     Th-That's, um... [08:26] Manami     Kimihara-san. [08:28] Manami     Students aren't allowed      to bring outside snacks to eat. [08:32] Hime     U-Um... [08:35] Hime     This is the dessert that     was in my lunch box! [08:37] Manami     Those determined eyebrows     won't convince me. [08:41] Manami     I won't take it away since     I'm not a teacher, [08:44] Manami     but if you're that hungry,     have your mom pack more lunch for you. [08:47] Hime     I'm sorry, Tama-chan. [08:48] Kyoko     Sorry, Hime. [08:50] Manami     Honestly... [08:50] Nozomi     The class president's like a mom, huh? [08:53] Suu     A "mom"? What is that? [09:00] Kyoko     I know you've heard this before, [09:02] Kyoko     but it's rare to see a Japanese     centaur with red hair. [09:05] Hime     I know. [09:07] Hime     That made middle school     a rough time for me. [09:10] Hime     My conduct teacher suspected     that I dyed it, [09:13] Hime     and he wouldn't believe me. [09:16] Nozomi     Isn't that discrimination? [09:18] Hime     Yeah, he ended up getting arrested. [09:21] Nozomi     Is it because you're half-Japanese? [09:22] Hime     No. [09:24] Hime     That's just how my mom's family     has looked for generations. [09:27] Nozomi     Huh... [09:29] Hime     There's this story... [09:31] Suu     A story? [09:34] Hime     Sort of a biography...     but it's almost like a legend. [09:38] Suu     I would love to hear it. [09:41] Hime     Well... [09:44] Hime     My ancestor was a princess who was     kidnapped by a southern barbarian, [09:49] Hime     and her siblings pursued them     in hopes of saving her. [09:54] Hime     They traveled from Southern Europe to Northern     Europe, even to Anatolia, looking for her. [09:59] Hime     Eventually, they found their     sister and returned to Japan... [10:04] Hime     But from then on, all generations of her     descendants had red-haired babies. [10:10] Nozomi     So it does come from being half-Japanese. [10:13] Kyoko     The raid on the southern barbarians     is a pretty famous story. [10:16] Kyoko     Wait, Hime, do you come from     a distinguished family? [10:20] Hime     My mom's dad was just an     ordinary businessman, though. [10:25] Kyoko     You don't have historical     documents or anything? [10:27] Hime     I'm not sure... [10:29] Hime     Our house was built for sale     in a new residential area. [10:32] Kyoko     Well, it's been handed down     pretty widely as a biography. [10:36] Suu     That's amazing. [10:42] Kyoko     In search of the kidnapped princess, [10:44] Kyoko     for the sole purpose of bringing her home, [10:47] Kyoko     the raiders launched attacks     all over the continent. [10:58] Kyoko     With a single arrow, [11:02] Kyoko     they sank an entire ship,     or so the story goes. [11:07] Nozomi     That's ridiculous. [11:09] Kyoko     You'd think so, right? [11:11] Kyoko     There are apparently records of it, though. [11:13] Suu     Regardless of the truth in it,     it's a fascinating story. [11:17] Kyoko     Even after that... [11:20] Kyoko     The slaves they freed along     the way joined them en masse [11:24] Kyoko     and became a huge army. [11:26] Kyoko     And so they finally achieved their     goal of bringing their sister home. [11:33] Kyoko     And... [11:34] Kyoko     the bloodline of that militant     clan ended with this. [11:38] Hime     Eek, scary! SIGN    Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy? SIGN    Does Getting a Job Doing What You     Love Really Bring Happiness? [11:57] Mochida     Hello, this is Mochida of Hell Monthly. [12:01] Kyoko     Hi. Naraku appreciates all that you do. [12:06] Kyoko     Yes. Yes. [12:08] Kyoko     Okay. We'll email it     to you by this evening. [12:13] Kyoko     Thank you again. [12:17] Mochida     A girl? Was she his secretary? [12:21] Kyoko     You heard. Have it done by 6 PM, Pops. [12:25] Dad     Jeez... Not that it matters,      but a girl shouldn't call her dad "Pops." [12:30] Dad     Call me "Dad" or "Father" or something. [12:32] Kyoko     Then fulfill your paternal duty and have     the manuscript done by the deadline. [12:38] Dad     You might not like it, but it's not     easy keeping two kids fed, you know! [12:43] Dad     Especially now, when the whole     industry's profits are... [12:46] Kyoko     Yeah, yeah. Just keep working. [12:49] [SONG] Text     Hell Monthly     Editing Department [12:50] Mochida     Sir, [12:52] Mochida     is Naraku-san really a popular writer? [12:54] Chief     Well, fairly, at least. [12:56] Chief     A long time ago, [12:58] Chief     he drew a lot of attention for an article      he wrote in a radical undercover investigation. [13:02] Chief     Since then, every time that incident makes     waves on TV, the writer profits again. [13:07] Mochida     Oh... [13:09] Chief     Why do you ask? [13:11] Mochida     Well, I called him a moment ago,      and a woman answered. [13:15] Mochida     I just wondered if he could     afford a secretary. [13:17] Chief     That was his daughter. [13:19] Mochida     Huh? That old— I mean,     Naraku-san is married? [13:24] Chief     He wasn't born a chubby old man     from the crotch of a tree, you know. [13:30] Mochida     His daughter, huh? [13:33] Chief     I heard she's a pretty cute, slender girl. [13:37] Chief     I believe she's in middle...     no, high school now. [13:41] Mochida     A cute high school girl! That sounds great! [13:45] Chief     What's great about that? [13:46] Chief     Since his daughter's started     acting as his secretary, [13:50] Chief     he's been meeting his deadlines,     which is great for us, anyway. [13:55] Kyoko     Pops, I fixed the weird word choices and typos.      Go ahead and look it over. [14:01] Dad     Got it. [14:02] Dad     And I told you not to call me "Pops." [14:05] Kyoko     Anyway, [14:06] Kyoko     why don't you have a comment from     Professor Bibu at Library Paradise University? [14:11] Dad     I couldn't get an interview. [14:14] Dad     Hey! Who are you— [14:20] Kyoko     Hello, is this Professor Bibu's office? [14:23] Dad     Hey, wait! [14:24] Kyoko     Yes. I was deeply impressed     by the professor's writings. [14:30] Kyoko     Really? [14:32] Kyoko     Yes, my senpai attended the seminar. [14:35] Kyoko     Yes, and I was hoping to hear     the professor's opinion. [14:42] Manami     Turn right at the next corner, please. [14:45] Kyoko     I see. Okay. [14:48] Kyoko     Thank you very much. [14:52] Kyoko     Here. The professor's comments. [14:54] Dad     O-Okay... [14:56] Kyoko     I'll go put on some coffee. Keep it up. [15:04] Kyoko     Is that the class president? [15:07] Kyoko     Why's she dressed like that? [15:10] Kyoko     Is she cosplaying? [15:12] Dad     Hey, hurry up with the coffee. [15:15] Kyoko     Yeah, sure. [15:16] Dad     What? Something interesting out there? [15:19] Kyoko     Well, I just saw a friend     of mine from school... [15:22] Kyoko     in a priestess outfit... [15:24] Kyoko     going into the crazy neighbor lady's house. [15:27] Dad     Is your friend running     a curse removal scam? [15:31] Kyoko     What? Gonna tell me not to hang     out with people like that? [15:34] Dad     No, I was going to tell you     to get closer to her. [15:37] Dad     I want the story. [15:39] Kyoko     Well, the class president doesn't     seem like that type to me. [15:44] Lady     This is the box that's troubling me. [15:48] Lady     A medium I spoke to said it's cursed. [15:53] Manami     And what did the medium say? [15:56] Lady     That the curse was so strong,     there was nothing that could be done. [16:01] Lady     That I should leave it in this spot     to contain the vengeful spirit, [16:05] Lady     and to light the candles      and make offerings every day. [16:09] Lady     But its power still seems     to be trickling out. [16:12] Lady     My cat went missing for a while, [16:14] Lady     and I hear noises coming from empty rooms. [16:17] Lady     And, sometimes, I sense a     presence behind me... [16:22] Manami     Sounds like she's imagining things. [16:25] Manami     Still... [16:27] Manami     Very well. I'll quiet the box      and take it with me. [16:36] Manami     Now I'll purify the room     and exorcise any remaining evil. [16:40] Lady     Please do. [16:42] Manami     May I ask you to step outside? [16:45] Lady     Of course. [16:54] Manami     Cleanse! Purify! [16:58] Manami     Cleanse! Purify! [16:58] Manami     I wonder what I should make for dinner... [17:04] Manami     All done. [17:05] Lady     Thank you so much. [17:08] Manami     Now, about the monetary offering... [17:11] Lady     Oh, yes, of course. SIGN    Offering [17:14] Lady     Please accept this,      along with compensation for the taxi. [17:18] Manami     Very well. I'll be back     later to pick it up. [17:21] Lady     Thank you so much. [17:24] Kyoko     Yes... Yes. [17:27] Kyoko     We look forward to working     with you next month. [17:31] Kyoko     He said it's okay. [17:33] Dad     All right! That's one thing taken care of! [17:36] Dad     It's a little early,      but wanna go grab dinner? [17:38] Kyoko     We can't. [17:40] Kyoko     Nii-chan's getting back late,     and he'll eat here. [17:43] Dad     Aw... [17:44] Dad     It's always "Nii-chan, Nii-chan" with you.      You got a brother complex or what? [17:48] Kyoko     Shut up. [17:49] Kyoko     I'll make dinner. You just wait and be grateful     you get to eat your daughter's cooking. SIGN    Mitama [18:08] Dad     Welcome back. [18:10] Manami     You're making dinner, Dad? [18:12] Dad     Yeah. [18:13] Dad     The kids wore themselves out     playing and passed out, [18:17] Dad     and it sounded like you'd be home late. [18:20] Manami     And the painting? [18:22] Manami     Have you made progress with the painting? [18:24] Dad     Oh... [18:26] Dad     Actually, I seem to be in a bit of a slump. [18:38] Manami     I don't know any more about art     than what I've read in textbooks, [18:43] Manami     but are you really a painter? [18:46] Dad     That's a little painful to hear from you. [18:48] Dad     It's not as if my painting     puts food on the table. [18:51] Dad     But... [18:52] Manami     It's not about whether it puts     food on the table or not. [18:55] Manami     You're off work, and the kids are asleep. [18:59] Manami     If you're a painter, shouldn't you     be using this time to paint? [19:02] Dad     Well... [19:04] Dad     A painting isn't something you can just     poke at when you get a spare moment. [19:09] Dad     Besides, doesn't it make your life     easier if dinner's already done? [19:13] Manami     In Akutagawa's Hell Screen, [19:15] Manami     a painter had to paint his own     daughter being burned alive. [19:20] Dad     That's a pretty awful thing to do,     as both a painter and a father. [19:24] Dad     You'd hate me if I did that to you,      wouldn't you? [19:28] Manami     Of course I would, but... [19:32] Manami     If you're an artist and painter, [19:35] Manami     you should paint despite     the hate it earns you. [19:39] Manami     Even in spare moments, even if your     daughter hates you, you should paint. [19:44] Manami     If you won't paint,     then choose a different path. [19:48] Manami     Do you want to be an artist, [19:50] Manami     or a good father? [19:58] Dad     I don't think it's impossible     to be both of those things. [20:03] Manami     Do you have the talent     necessary to manage both? [20:08] Dad     Well... [20:11] Manami     You won't establish yourself as a painter, [20:14] Manami     but as a father, you only work half     of the week as a contractor. [20:17] Manami     That just makes you [20:19] Manami     a lousy father hoping to earn     compensation for your youngest daughter. [20:21] [SONG] Text     Oral Medication     Mitama Sue [20:28] Chiho     Nee-tan... [20:30] Manami     Oh, are you awake? [20:33] Sue     Nee-nee. [20:35] Manami     Well, Dad made dinner for us. Let's eat. [20:45] TV     Now for our next story. [20:47] TV     The results of America's     presidential election are in, [20:50] TV     and the Democratic Communist     candidate, Imecocca, has won... [20:50] Rino     She fell asleep. [20:52] Rino     If she were Shino-chan's age,      I could easily call this adorable. [20:58] Rino     Honestly, she's just a big child. [21:01] Souta     Why does she only cozy up to you? [21:04] Rino     Because you're a child, too. [21:07] Souta     C'mon, give me your spot. [21:10] Rino     Ask Himeno about that. [21:12] Souta     Aw... [21:13] Kid     Later! [21:14] Kid     Bye! [21:15] Kid     See you tomorrow! [21:17] Mom     Sensei! [21:20] Mom     Thanks for all you've done for my son. [21:23] Nozomi     Oh, it's nothing. [21:25] Mom     You're very good at teaching. [21:29] Mom     He's never stuck with any     of his other lessons. [21:33] Mom     This is the only one he attends     without ever missing a session. [21:36] Nozomi     Oh... [21:37] Mom     We'll see you next time. [21:39] Kid     Bye, Sensei. [21:46] Nozomi     This makes it so hard      to decide on my future path... [21:55] Suu     I see. [21:57] Suu     How very interesting. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme. SIGN    Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier. 7 - First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme. | Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:50] Chi     A dinosaur! [01:51] Manami     No, she's not. [01:53] Chigusa     I know! She's a snake! [01:54] Manami     This is Quetzalcoatl-san, the Antarctican. [01:58] Chiho     Antarctica? [01:59] Chinami     Quetz... Quet... Que... Que... [02:03] Chigusa     Que-chan. [02:04] Suu     I would rather you use my given     name, Sassassul, please. [02:07] Chiho     Okay. Suu-chan, then. [02:10] Suu     Pleased to meet you. [02:12] Chigusa     Suu-chan-oneechan, open your mouth. [02:23] Chiho     Do it again. [02:30] Manami     Girls! Don't be rude! [02:32] Manami     I'm sorry about my sisters. [02:35] Suu     It's fine. [02:36] Suu     It's much better for me if they     approach without hesitation. [02:42] Kyoko     Hello, Sue-chan. [02:45] Manami     Well? She said hello to you. [02:48] Sue     He... ll... o... [02:55] Kyoko     She's not like her big sis at all, huh? [02:57] Nozomi     The Chisters are just like her, though. [03:01] Suu     Please don't do that. My neck will break. [03:06] Manami     When I was in my early     elementary school years, [03:10] Manami     my nickname was "the doll," though... [03:13] Chi     Nee-chan, we're all sweaty now. [03:16] Manami     The sweat will wash off in the pool. [03:19] Chi     Oh, yeah! The pool! [03:21] Chinami     Hurry and come to the pool with us,     Hime-neechan and everyone else! [03:24] Manami     No running! [04:22] Shino     I changed all by myself! [04:24] Hime     Good job. [04:25] Shino     Yeah! [04:29] Chi     We changed by ourselves, too! [04:31] Manami     That's not as hard for you three. [04:33] Chi     Hmph! [04:35] Manami     Come on, let's go. [04:41] Nozomi     You really don't have any. [04:43] Suu     My kind don't need to nurse our young. [04:46] Suu     Besides, I could say the     same for you two... [04:50] Kyoko     We don't need to nurse young right now. [04:52] Nozomi     Nope, no need. [05:05] Manami     It's deep in the middle, huh? [05:07] Nozomi     Here! [05:16] Shino     Hime-neetan, I can't swim here. [05:18] Hime     That's true. Your feet touch the bottom. [05:23] Kyoko     What's wrong? [05:24] Suu     Well... [05:26] Suu     I'm actually afraid of water. [05:29] Kyoko     Huh? [05:30] Kyoko     When it's this shallow? [05:33] Suu     The depth is not the issue. [05:35] Suu     Being in water is what frightens me. [05:39] Suu     In Antarctica, falling into     the water means certain death. [05:45] Kyoko     Don't you have hot springs and stuff? [05:48] Suu     Since we don't have sweat glands, [05:50] Suu     bathing is not a custom of our kind. [05:53] Suu     We do clean our bodies, however. [05:55] Kyoko     I'm impressed you made it across the ocean. [05:57] Suu     Well, people who can't fly     travel through the air, too. [06:01] Chiho     Come on, snake lady, hurry up! [06:03] Suu     Wh... I can't... Wait! [06:04] ---     This way! [06:10] Kyoko     Are you dead? [06:11] Suu     I'm alive. [06:14] Sue     Mew... [06:20] Shino     Are you okay? [06:22] Sue     Mew... [06:25] Shino     You're so cute! [06:29] Chi     Isn't she? [06:33] Nozomi     Well, we're gonna go swim     in the racing pool for a bit. [06:37] Nozomi     Coming, Hime? [06:38] Hime     I'll stay here. [06:39] Shino     Hime-neetan. [06:41] Shino     I want to swim, too. [06:42] Hime     Okay. Why don't we go together, then? [06:45] Shino     Yeah! [06:50] Chi     We're coming, too! [06:54] Manami     Hold it right there. [06:57] Chinami     What'd you do that for? Pervert! [06:59] Manami     I am not a pervert. [07:01] Manami     You three can't go over there. [07:03] Chiho     But Shino-chan went! [07:04] Manami     She's a centaur. [07:06] Manami     Besides, were you going      to leave Sue-chan behind? [07:09] Chi     Hmph! [07:11] Manami     If you keep making that face,      it'll get stuck that way. [07:14] Chi     I don't want it to get stuck like this! [07:17] Manami     If you want to swim, I'll teach you here. [07:19] Suu     I'll be here, too. [07:29] Shino     They're really good swimmers. [07:32] Hime     I'm surprised by Kyo-chan... [07:37] Hime     A mermaid! Wasn't that amazing? [07:42] Hime     Oh, it's deep... [07:45] Hime     Because there are diving     boards over there, I guess. [07:48] Shino     Can we go to the other end? [07:50] Hime     My feet don't touch the     bottom past this spot. [07:53] Shino     You can't swim, Nee-tan? [07:55] Hime     No, it's not that... [07:57] Hime     But if I go under,     no one will be able to help me. [08:04] Nozomi     Come to think of it,     how do merfolk climb up to the poolside? [08:08] Kyoko     They probably have a friend pull them up. [08:28] Nozomi     That was some leap. [08:30] Kyoko     It looked like everyone was more     interested in her chest to me. [08:34] Hime     Your feet will touch the bottom soon, [08:35] Hime     so stretch your front legs forward     and just kick with your back legs. [08:38] Hime     Otherwise, you might crack a hoof. [08:42] Hime     Okay, we're here. [08:44] Hime     I'm pretty tired, so let's head     back to where the Chi-chans are. [08:48] Shino     Okay. [08:56] Hime     Practicing swimming? [08:57] Chi     Meow. [08:59] Shino     Chi-chans, let's play! [09:01] Chi     Hmph. You can just go     play in the deep pool. [09:05] Manami     Hey! [09:08] Shino     Chi-chan! [09:10] Chigusa     What was that for? [09:14] Chigusa     What do you think you're doing?! [09:17] Nozomi     Take that! [09:18] Chi     Meow! SIGN    Concessions SIGN    Hot Cocoa [09:36] Hime     That's hot, so blow on it first. [09:41] Hime     Like it? [09:42] Shino     Uh-huh! [09:43] Nozomi     That warms me up. [09:44] Kyoko     Pools do chill the body. [09:47] Manami     Uh-oh. [09:50] Manami     Sleepy, Sue-chan? [09:52] Hime     She did lots of playing today. [09:56] Hime     Are you sleepy too, Shino-chan?     I can't blame you. [10:03] Manami     That won't work for you three. [10:05] Chi     Why not?! [10:06] Manami     There's only one of me. [10:08] Manami     I can't carry all of you home. [10:11] Chinami     But Shino-chan has one     nee-chan all for herself! [10:14] Chigusa     Why is there only one of you? [10:17] Chiho     It's all totally unfair! [10:19] Manami     You three... [10:20] Manami     If you had three big sisters,     you'd have three times the nagging, too. [10:24] Chi     That would be bad. [10:27] Nozomi     Well, today's special,     so you can go ahead and sleep. [10:30] Manami     Wait, don't just... [10:34] Nozomi     You have three extra big     sisters today, after all. [10:37] Chi     Yay! Carry me, too! [10:39] Kyoko     I don't see why not. [10:41] Suu     I used to help care for     my younger sister, too. [10:45] Hime     Suu-chan, you have a younger sister? [10:48] Suu     Yes. We were all born from the same queen. [10:53] Suu     That means all of us are sisters by blood. [10:57] Nozomi     That's really wild... SIGN    Shaved Ice now on sale!! [10:59] Suu     But when I speak of my "younger sister," [11:02] Suu     I refer to a specific child      I was responsible for raising. [11:06] Suu     It's essentially the same as your concept     of a younger sister, I believe. [11:17] Manami     Are you sure?     Our house is still pretty far. [11:20] Nozomi     Well, a day like this isn't     so bad, every now and then. [11:24] Manami     By the way, you mentioned that you     raised your younger sister... [11:29] Hime     I'm getting a little sleepy, too. [11:33] Manami     We can't carry you, you know. [11:35] Hime     Aw... [11:38] Kyoko     Hey, don't drop Shino-chan. [11:40] Hime     I know... SIGN    First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme. SIGN    Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier. SIGN    Earth Sciences Prep Room [11:59] Vice     I'd like to tell some scary stories. [12:03] Hime     Scary stories? The kind     with ghosts and stuff? [12:07] Vice     Yep. [12:09] Vice     Boo. [12:11] Hime     Eek! [12:12] Nozomi     Cut that out! [12:15] Kyoko     Scary stories in broad daylight? [12:17] Vice     No, we're going to tell them at night. [12:20] Vice     I was thinking this Friday. [12:23] Vice     If that works for you guys,     I'll get permission. [12:25] Nozomi     To stay overnight? [12:26] Vice     I expect to wrap up by about 10:00. [12:31] Nozomi     Are you even allowed to decide      that without your tiny president? [12:35] Vice     See, that's the whole point! [12:37] Vice     You're awfully impertinent     for underclassmen, aren't you? [12:41] Suu     Are we? [12:43] Kyoko     I don't think so. [12:45] Vice     I need to get all of you      to commit your schedules first. [12:48] Vice     I can't have you all backing out     after I invite Towako-chan. [12:53] Nozomi     Anyway, if you want to tell scary stories, [12:55] Nozomi     why not just do it with Mystery     Spot-senpai over there? [12:58] Vice     There's a point to getting     Towako-chan to come. [13:01] Kyoko     I see. So that's it. [13:03] Vice     Yes, that's it. [13:06] Nozomi     You actually said it... [13:08] Vice     She won't come if it's just     the two of us, you know? [13:12] Vice     But despite how she acts,     she gets lonely easily, [13:15] Vice     so if you'll all be there,     I'm sure she'll come. [13:18] Vice     Not to mention, we can all get to know our     clubmates better. Two birds with one stone! [13:22] Nozomi     What the heck? [13:23] Kyoko     So we're only a pretext? [13:25] Vice     Why not? SIGN    Shinkanata High School Occult Science Club 100 Scary Stories [13:27] Vice     We can compile all our     stories into a booklet [13:29] Vice     and submit it as a record of our     activities at the end of the year. [13:33] Vice     That'll guarantee us a club room and a budget      for next year. Three birds with one stone! [13:38] Nozomi     Uh, we never said we wanted     to stay in this club. [13:41] Kyoko     Well, it might be nice to have     a place to hang out, though. [13:45] Nozomi     But still... [13:47] Nozomi     I have to teach brats karate, shower,     and then come back to school? [13:51] Hime     We should support them, though! [13:54] Both     What? [13:55] Hime     I mean... why not? [13:58] Vice     Kimihara-kun... [14:00] Vice     Thank you! [14:07] Nozomi     What are you doing?! Okay,     forget we ever discussed this! [14:10] Vice     I just expressed my happiness     a little too eagerly. [14:13] Nozomi     I wonder about that... [14:15] Vice     It's true. [14:17] Vice     I'll hug you, too. [14:18] Nozomi     You're gonna sexually harass me as well? [14:20] Kyoko     Anyway, Senpai, can't you just     ask her on a date like normal? [14:25] Vice     If that would work,     I wouldn't ask you guys for help. [14:29] Kyoko     Yeah, but scary stories?      Don't you have any other ideas? [14:34] Vice     A tour of mystery spots,     a power spot pilgrimage, [14:37] Vice     a UFO-summoning party... [14:39] Nozomi     At least make it a horror movie night. [14:41] Hime     So you want to get closer      to the club president, then? [14:44] Vice     Yep! [14:45] Vice     So please! [14:46] Hime     Sure! [14:49] Nozomi     You sure you can handle scary stories? [14:52] Hime     I'll do my best! [14:54] Vice     So I can count all of you in, right? [14:56] Kyoko     Fine with me, I guess. [14:57] Nozomi     Well, if Hime's going... [14:59] Hime     I will if you all do. [15:01] Suu     Gladly. It sounds like a valuable     opportunity to experience your culture. [15:04] Vice     Great! Okay, each of you come up     with about ten scary stories! [15:09] Kyoko     That many? [15:10] Hime     I'm kind of excited     to hear everyone's stories! [15:13] Nozomi     You're not scared? [15:14] Hime     As long as there are no ghosts... [15:17] Vice     We're all set! [15:18] Kyoko     But Senpai, do you think     it'll work that well? [15:21] Kyoko     Shrimp-senpai doesn't seem like she'd     be bothered by scary stories. [15:25] Kyoko     This might not turn out like you expect. [15:27] Towako     I only believe what I can verify as truth! [15:31] Vice     You don't know anything about Towako. [15:34] Vice     I know all about her,     including her measurements. [15:36] Vice     I like my chances. [15:38] Nozomi     Hey, come on. [15:47] Hime     The school is kind of scary at night... [15:50] Towako     Yeah, kind of. [15:51] Vice     What? Didn't you say you     don't believe in ghosts? [15:55] Towako     It's scary whether you     believe in them or not! [15:59] Nozomi     I heard this was a graveyard before     they built the school here. [16:04] Nozomi     Just kidding. It used to be a field. [16:07] Hime     Jeez, don't do that! [16:10] Nozomi     You hear a lot of rumors in a city full      of research schools like this, though. [16:14] Nozomi     I heard the story about the     human-faced dog originated here. [16:17] Kyoko     I also heard it was a hidden village for     victims of abandoned human experimentation. [16:22] Hime     No! That's scary! [16:24] Towako     More of those silly urban legends? [16:27] Vice     Also, you two, don't start     before we're ready. [16:32] Nozomi     A Japanese-style room? [16:34] Kyoko     This building must have had     a different purpose originally. [16:37] Nozomi     Candles? [16:39] Vice     I figured we should go all-out. [16:41] Towako     I'm not sticking around     for one hundred scary stories. [16:44] Vice     It's just about getting into the mood. [16:47] Hime     I'm already scared! [16:49] Vice     All right, let's begin. [16:53] Kyoko     Okay, I'll start. [16:58] Kyoko     We all know that this town [16:59] Kyoko     started as a college and     industrial research center, right? [17:06] Kyoko     This story takes place just     after the town was founded... [17:14] Kyoko     And that experimental subject     still lurks in the sewers, [17:20] Kyoko     waiting for the next unfortunate     victim to come along. [17:25] Kyoko     Next will be... you! [17:30] Nozomi     Don't laugh! Want to trade seats with me? [17:32] Kyoko     Nah, I'll pass. [17:34] Towako     What's so scary about     an urban legend like that? [17:37] Hime     Well, it seems like something     like that could really be out there... [17:40] Nozomi     The fact that it was a story     about genetic manipulation [17:43] Nozomi     instead of fallen samurai or yokai made     it fitting for a school town like this. [17:47] Kyoko     They say that any sufficiently advanced     technology is indistinguishable from magic, [17:50] Kyoko     but the fact that you don't know     how far you can take it, or how, [17:54] Kyoko     is the true essence of the story. [17:56] Suu     You mean that we don't know     the limits of science? [18:00] Kyoko     Yeah, that's right. [18:03] Hime     Don't you have scary stories in Antarctica? [18:05] Suu     No. We don't believe in souls     or supernatural phenomena. [18:10] Suu     Or I should say, we can't     conceive of such things. [18:15] Suu     Of course, I don't mean     to deny your beliefs! [18:18] Kyoko     Nah, we don't really believe     in that stuff, either. [18:21] Hime     Well, it scares me! [18:24] Suu     But speaking of mysteries,     when I was young, [18:27] Suu     I chose to walk on the cracks     of flagstone streets. [18:36] Suu     When the one in charge of raising me     asked about my reason for doing so... [18:48] Nozomi     A pitfall? [18:49] Suu     Yes. When I think about it now,      I know no such thing exists, but... [18:53] Kyoko     So it's kind of like this? [18:55] Kyoko     Even Antarcticans can     believe in superstitions, [18:59] Kyoko     but they deny the very fact [19:01] Kyoko     that a culture that emphasizes reason     and logic can believe in superstitions. [19:07] Suu     That's wonderful! Coming to the     human world was worth it! [19:11] Kyoko     Uh, no, I don't even know if I'm right... [19:13] Hime     We used to do something like that, though. [19:16] Hime     Like when we only walked on      the white lines in crosswalks. [19:19] Nozomi     Oh, yeah, we did! [19:21] Nozomi     And only walking in shadows     when going home from school. [19:25] Hime     And if you stepped in the wrong spot,      you'd fall into an abyss. [19:28] Vice     Hey! [19:30] Vice     We're getting off     the subject of scary stories! [19:32] Towako     But science is more interesting     than occult stuff. [19:36] Vice     You say that,     but I bet you're actually scared. [19:40] Towako     Hmph! [19:41] Vice     Oops... [19:43] Vice     Okay, let's get back on track     with a scientific one. [19:49] Vice     Lots of people say they've seen spirits. [19:52] Vice     For example, soldiers say they've seen Warring     States commanders or World War soldiers, [19:57] Vice     but they never see Kofun Period     armor or Bakumatsu rifles. [20:02] Vice     No primitive men in furs, either. [20:06] Vice     And if there are animal spirits, [20:08] Vice     they're always things like     dogs, cats, foxes, or tanuki. [20:10] Vice     All animals that exist closely with humans. [20:13] Vice     No one sees Naumann's elephants. [20:15] Vice     In other words, no one witnesses things     that don't exist in their own consciousness. [20:20] Vice     That's why they're regarded     as hallucinations. [20:23] Vice     But I have a friend who was walking     by the sea in a certain town, [20:29] Vice     when he saw... [20:44] Guy     Anomalocaris? [20:46] Guy     Aren't those extinct? [20:48] Guy     And how is it walking? [20:58] Guy     "A predatory creature from     the Cambrian Period. [20:58] ---      [21:01] Guy     It's believed that they     swam in shallow seas, [21:04] Guy     but fossils have been found that had legs." [21:08] Guy     No way... Some of them could walk?! [21:13] Vice     My friend saw something that didn't     exist in his own consciousness. [21:17] Vice     So it had to be... [21:27] Vice     the ghost of an Anomalocaris! [21:37] Kyoko     You're just trying     to scare us with your face. [21:39] Towako     Oh, please. I can't put up with this. [21:42] Towako     I'm going to the restroom. [21:45] Towako     Anyone want to go with me? [21:52] Towako     Don't get me wrong! I'm not scared, okay?! [21:55] Hime     I'll go with you. [21:56] Vice     Me, too. [21:57] Towako     Seriously, I'm not scared! Ugh! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition. SIGN    The Uncertainty of What One Believes In... Or So I Absurdly Mumble. 8 - Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition. | The Uncertainty of What One Believes In...Or So I Absurdly Mumble. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:49] Suu     So this is yabusame? [02:01] Kyoko     Hey, now... [02:02] Suu     Was that a failed attempt? [02:04] Nozomi     Yep, total fail. [02:07] Ayaka     You're losing your nerve, Senpai! [02:17] Hime     Hey! It's dangerous to shoot past people! [02:20] Ayaka     I'm sorry... [02:22] Ayaka     Wait, forget that! [02:25] Ayaka     It looked like you were slacking off,      so I came to wake you up. [02:30] Kyoko     Hey, Hime. [02:35] Hime     Oh. This is Wakamaki Ayaka-chan. [02:38] Hime     She's in middle school,     so a year younger than us. [02:40] Ayaka     Hello. [02:41] Hime     She played a little prank just now, [02:43] Hime     but she's normally a very good, serious girl. [02:46] Hime     She's great at both yabusame     and regular kyudo. [02:50] Ayaka     Ugh, just stop it already! [02:53] Ayaka     I'm good at yabusame?     You're the one who won last year! [02:57] Hime     Is this her rebellious phase? [02:59] Ayaka     But... [03:00] Ayaka     I won't let that happen this year. [03:03] Hime     Uh... [03:06] Hime     Okay. Let's both do our best. [03:10] Ayaka     If you'll excuse me! [03:22] Ayaka     If all of you will be present     to support Senpai at this year's meet, [03:26] Ayaka     I'm sure you will be disappointed. [03:30] Ayaka     Please try to motivate     her a bit before then. [03:33] Ayaka     Goodbye. [03:35] Hime     Oh... [03:36] Ayaka     What? [03:38] Hime     By the way, how'd the kyudo tournament go? [03:42] Ayaka     I placed third individually     and failed to advance to the nationals. [03:46] Ayaka     In the team competition,     I didn't even graze the target. [03:49] Ayaka     So as a final memory for middle school, [03:52] Ayaka     I will at least beat you and win, Senpai! [03:56] Ayaka     You'd better be ready! [04:02] Nozomi     She was really fired up. [04:05] Hime     Yeah... [04:06] Hime     Actually, she tends to get     a little too enthusiastic. [04:16] Hime     So last year,     to try to ease her nerves a bit... [04:21] (Flashback) Hime     Ayaka-chan, Ayaka-chan! [04:24] (Flashback) Hime     Boo! [04:27] (Flashback) Hime     Feeling relaxed now? [04:29] (Flashback) Ayaka     Are you making fun of me?! [04:31] (Flashback) Ayaka     Now my concentration is shot. [04:38] [SONG] Text     Flop [04:40] Nozomi     You made a weird face? [04:42] Hime     Shino-chan thought it was funny... [04:45] Kyoko     This one isn't a little kid. [04:47] Hime     She's seemed to hate me ever since then. [04:51] Nozomi     She came over just to get your attention.      I doubt she hates you. [04:56] Kyoko     Yeah, I'd say she actually likes you. [04:57] Hime     Really? [04:59] Suu     You think so? [05:03] Kyoko     I just came up with a good way     to get Ayaka-chan to relax. [05:09] Hime     Really? What? [05:14] Kyoko     Whisper, whisper... [05:17] Hime     You think it'll be okay to do that? [05:20] Kyoko     It'll be fine. [05:21] Sensei     Hey. [05:23] Hime     Konatamorei-sensei! [05:25] Sensei     That's enough girl talk. Back to practice. [05:28] Hime     Yes, ma'am. [05:31] Sensei     Instead of yabusame, would     you girls like to try some regular kyudo? [05:44] Hime     Thanks for hanging around during my practice. [05:47] Kyoko     No problem. [05:48] Nozomi     It was pretty fun for us, too. [05:55] Suu     I guess archery is much harder     than it looks, isn't it? [06:00] Hime     Japanese archery is, especially. [06:02] Suu     By the way, Himeno-san,     why do you practice archery? [06:06] Hime     Huh? [06:08] Hime     Because my mom told me to, I guess. [06:11] Hime     My grandpa would give her      a pretty hard time if I didn't. [06:16] Kyoko     It's really more about finding     a marriage partner, isn't it? [06:19] Kyoko     Regardless of its meaning today,     the meet came about because... [06:24] Kyoko     A place to practice, good equipment,     and plenty of time to practice [06:29] Kyoko     were barometers of wealth     and evidence of good health. [06:38] Kyoko     Since there aren't many centaur families, [06:40] Kyoko     it was a good way to find      a centaur husband or wife. [06:46] Suu     You mean it's for the sake of reproduction? [06:48] Kyoko     Well, putting it that way     might be a bit too direct. [06:52] Suu     Does "reproduction" count as an obscenity? [06:55] Suu     I was certain it was a serious term. [06:57] Kyoko     It depends on the time and place. [07:00] Hime     Oh, um... [07:03] Hime     I'm not doing it for...     reproduction... at all. [07:08] Hime     It's true! [07:09] Nozomi     Thinking of getting married     right out of high school? [07:12] Hime     Huh? I've never even thought about that. [07:16] Hime     But... I wonder what it's like for Ayaka-chan. [07:20] Hime     I think she's from a pretty     well-to-do family. [07:24] Kyoko     Well, even if she's not     old enough to marry, [07:26] Kyoko     there's still engagement, I guess. [07:40] Lady     An Antarctican? [07:41] Guy     Wow... [07:43] Lady     Here? [07:48] Rei     Ah. [07:49] Rei     Well, hello. [07:51] Kyoko     Hello. [07:52] Suu     Hello. [07:53] Nozomi     Hiya. [07:54] Nozomi     Isn't that our vice president? [07:56] Shojo     Uh, who are they again? [07:58] Rei     They're in Komori-kun's class. [08:01] Shojo     Oh, they're my juniors, then. [08:03] Rei     Remember the girl with the bright red hair? [08:05] Rei     They're probably here to watch her. [08:07] Shojo     Ah. [08:10] Guy     Oh, you're friends of Rei-chan's? [08:12] Girl     Have a good time. [08:14] Nozomi     This is weird. [08:16] Kyoko     It's about what I'd expect. [08:18] Hime     Nozomi-chan! Kyo-chan! Suu-chan! [08:22] Nozomi     Hey. [08:22] Rino     Oh, hello. [08:24] Kyoko     Hello. [08:25] Suu     Hello. [08:27] Souta     Oh... An Antarctican... [08:29] Kyoko     Who's this? [08:30] Shino     Maki-chan. She's my friend     from kindergarten. [08:34] Kyoko     Nice to meet you. [08:37] Maki     Is that a monster? [08:39] Shino     No, that's not a monster. That's Suu-chan. [08:48] Kyoko     You look sharp today. [08:51] Voice     Participants, please assemble. [08:53] Hime     Oh, I have to go. [08:55] Hime     I'll see you guys later. [08:57] Shino     Good luck, Nee-tan! [08:59] Nozomi     Go get 'em. [09:03] Kyoko     Let's all cheer for her together, okay? [09:05] Maki     Scary monster! [09:07] Shino     It's okay. The nee-tans are here. [09:10] Shino     Also, she's not a monster. [09:13] Suu     That's right. I'm not a monster. [09:18] Shino     It's okay... [09:20] Souta     Go talk to them. [09:22] Rino     You go. [09:23] Souta     But it's hard for me to talk     to high school girls... [09:27] Kyoko     We won't take Hime-oneechan away. [09:30] Nozomi     Oh, yes, we will! [09:52] Ayaka     That was pretty good. [09:54] Hime     Thanks. [09:55] Voice     Next, Wakamaki Ayaka-san. [09:58] Ayaka     Oh, I have to go. [09:59] Hime     Ah, wait a second... [10:01] Ayaka     What? Are you going to say     something to distract me again? [10:05] Hime     No. [10:06] Ayaka     What, then? [10:08] Hime     Why don't we make a bet to liven things up? [10:12] Ayaka     Well, that sounds interesting. [10:15] Hime     Okay, then... [10:17] (Flashback) Kyoko     Offer to make a bet with her. [10:19] (Flashback) Hime     Uh-huh. [10:20] (Flashback) Kyoko     And if you lose... [10:23] Hime     ...I'll go on a date with you. [10:26] Ayaka     Wh-What are you— [10:28] Ayaka     Jeez, stop joking around! [10:35] Hime     Is she okay? [10:39] Ayaka     Where would we go? And what would I wear? [10:43] Ayaka     No. Before that... [10:46] Ayaka     I have to beat her! [11:04] Hime     Sorry! [11:06] Ayaka     You're late, Senpai! [11:08] Ayaka     There are lots of places I want to go! SIGN    Summer Festival Special [11:11] Ayaka     Well, let's get going! [11:13] Hime     Sure. [11:19] Kyoko     Why are we following them? [11:21] Nozomi     Why not? [11:26] Suu     I think we've been spotted. [11:34] Nozomi     It's your fault she caught us, Kyoko. [11:36] Kyoko     Huh? It's not my fault. [11:38] Suu     Was it my fault?     Should we continue tailing them? [11:41] Nozomi     Of course we will. SIGN    Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition. [11:42] Kyoko     No, we won't! SIGN    The Uncertainty of What One Believes In... Or So I Absurdly Mumble. SIGN    Namima Shrine [11:53] Guy     Hey, carry that over there. [11:56] Guy     Oh, here already? [11:58] Guy     No, over there! [12:03] Guy     Hey, over here! [12:05] Guy     That's it, that's it. [12:08] Mer2     This is it. [12:09] Mer1     Whoa, seriously? [12:11] Mer2     Incredible, right? [12:12] Mer1     It's crazy! [12:14] Mer1     I can't believe you got this magazine. [12:17] Mer1     They don't sell it in ocean towns, do they? [12:19] Mer2     My cousin is a competitive     swimmer in a land-bound town. [12:23] Mer2     He gave it to me. [12:25] Mer1     Wow! [12:28] Mer1     Hey, watch it! What's your problem? [12:30] Miura     Don't give me that! [12:32] Miura     You can't look at naughty magazines here. [12:35] Miura     Honestly, you boys... [12:41] Mer2     Hey, this is a perfectly     wholesome publication. [12:43] Fukami     But you were getting excited     looking at it, weren't you? [12:46] Mer12     Gulp... [12:47] Fukami     Besides, you guys see boobs every day. [12:51] Fukami     Do you still want to see them in magazines? [12:53] Mer2     You idiot! [12:54] Mer2     These are worth even more     because they're covered! [12:59] Mer1     You girls wear swimsuits when people     come here from the mountains, right? [13:05] Mer1     Yours have value to those guys, too. [13:08] Fukami     Then does this excite you? [13:12] Mer12     No. Too late for that. [13:14] Miura     Anyway! The problem is that you're     skipping out on festival preparations! [13:19] Mer1     We were just taking a quick break! [13:21] Miura     Jeez... [13:26] Mer2     Hey, Eri-chan. [13:29] Eri     Hello. [13:32] Miura     So you're going to be the priestess     in the festival today? [13:35] Eri     Oh, yeah. [13:39] Miura     Hey! [13:40] Miura     Stop staring at her chest! [13:43] Eri     Well, see you later. [13:45] Miura     Keep it up. [13:46] Fukami     See ya. [13:50] Fukami     So you do like hers, huh? [13:52] Mer12     Yeah, I guess. [13:53] Mer2     The way she acts all embarrassed... [13:56] Mer1     You can tell she was raised on land! [14:03] Miura     These guys... [14:07] Miura     Forget it. Let's go. [14:11] Fukami     See ya. SIGN    Audience Seating [14:42] Old     Oh, I thought a boy had shown up. [14:46] Eri     That's sexual harassment. [14:48] Old     They raise kids pretty strict on land, eh? [14:51] Old     The ocean has waves.     They must be tiring you out. [14:54] Old     Just rest up there a bit. [15:16] Old     That is the god Tagon. [15:20] Old     You are about to offer a song     of celebration to him. [15:24] Eri     Yes. [15:25] Old     The health of our ocean and the fortune     of our village will depend on your song. [15:34] Old     On the size of your audience, as well. [15:39] Old     Just think of it as one      of the concerts you do all the time. [15:42] Old     It's hardly any different. [15:44] Eri     No... [15:47] Eri     I may be an idol, but I'm not that popular. [15:50] Eri     This is the first time I've     had an audience this large. [15:54] Old     I see! [15:58] Old     Are you ready? [16:00] Eri     Yes. [17:07] Old     Continue. [17:11] Old     It's a man-dolphin, [17:13] Old     a messenger to the god Tagon. [17:15] Old     It has approved of your song. [17:41] Old     The man-dolphin ran away? Why? [18:08] Tagon     I am the god Tagon. [18:11] Tagon     Hear my words and obey. [18:19] Eri     A real god? [18:23] Old     No, it's not! It's an impostor! [18:27] Old     Run! [18:45] Old     It doesn't seem to be pursuing us. [18:47] Eri     That wasn't really the god? [18:52] Old     No. Our god is that stone statue. [18:57] Old     A true, living god does not exist among us. [19:01] Eri     Then what... [19:02] Eri     What was that monster? [19:05] Old     A robot, a bio-creature, [19:08] Old     something put here by a TV station,     or perhaps a government experiment... [19:12] Old     I'm not quite sure myself. [19:17] Old     When you don't know what's going on,      it's best to run! [19:22] Old     We must return to the beach     and notify the Coast Guard. [20:09] Hime     Huh? A god? [20:12] Suu     Yes, a god. [20:13] Nozomi     Nothing like that exists. [20:15] Hime     It could be something like     an ideological being... [20:18] Hime     Er, um... [20:21] Nozomi     Oh! [20:22] Nozomi     We have a pro right here! [20:27] Manami     I'm no pro. [20:28] Manami     My family just happens to run a shrine. [20:30] Manami     I'm not a theologian or shaman. [20:33] Nozomi     You don't believe they exist, either? [20:36] Manami     Gods are just... [20:40] Manami     "God"? Define "god." [20:41] Manami     They're just a product     of one's imagination, right? [20:43] Manami     Come on, don't be so quick     to close the subject! [20:46] Manami     What makes you so sure they exist? [20:47] Manami     More importantly,     what's the source of our income? [20:55] Nozomi     Class President? [20:56] Manami     Of course they exist. [20:58] Manami     Our shrine's god is a miracle worker. [21:01] Manami     It brings good health, traffic safety,      beauty, household harmony, [21:06] Manami     and it's especially effective     in bringing academic success. [21:10] Hime     Come to think of it,      you're second in our grade, aren't you? [21:14] Nozomi     She's such a... [21:23] Sue     Mew. [21:38] Dad     Hey, Sue-chan,     you're playing that by yourself? [21:41] Sue     No. With my friend. [21:45] Dad     Okay, then. Play nice. [21:51] Zashiki     Rats! I lost again! [21:57] Zashiki     One more! One more game! [21:59] Sue     Mew. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure? SIGN    What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like? 9 - What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure? | What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Shinkanata High School [01:34] Hime     Let's see... [01:37] Kyoko     Oh, you got a smartphone? [01:41] Hime     Let's see... SIGN    Animals of the World 1 Animals of the World 2 Animals of the World 3 Symphony No. 124 Symphony No. 14 Symphony No. 1 Little-Known Scary Stories Visual Effects Battlefield Lazooman Preview Heracles Academy PV The World of Shogi [01:43] Hime     Was it this one? [01:47] Jean     Ipomoea lobata blooms only     in the deepest jungles, [01:51] Jean     and its nutrients are harmoniously     blended into Ipomoea Queen. [01:55] Jean     Made with all-natural ingredients [01:57] Jean     to gently support your good health. [02:00] Nozomi     Man, ads suck. [02:00] Jean     Enjoy its natural fragrance, free of artificial     scents, the moment you open the bottle. [02:02] Hime     I've seen this frog guy     a lot lately, though. SIGN    Your Partner in Good Health [02:07] Kyoko     You probably shouldn't call him a "frog guy." [02:10] Nozomi     What is he, then? [02:11] Kyoko     Amphibianfolk, I guess. [02:13] Nozomi     That's so hard to say. [02:15] Suu     If I had to call him something,     it would be "a Frenchman." [02:20] Suu     He is a French citizen, after all. [02:26] Suu     As a child, Mr. Jean Rousseau     passed out in the jungle, [02:33] Suu     and he was found by French missionaries. [02:36] Suu     He was then educated in     a mammalian society. [02:42] (Flashback) Teacher     His abilities far surpass     those of average children. [02:45] (Flashback) Guy     If you say so, I suppose we could test him. SIGN    The First Amphibianfolk to Become a Student at the École Normale Supérieure! [02:54] Suu     He entered a small trading     firm in South America [02:56] Suu     and eventually became its president. [02:58] Suu     At least, it would be reasonable to assume     so based on his academic background, but... SIGN    Jean Rousseau Buys Failing Company, Becomes President of Conglomerate [03:06] Suu     And that is his story. [03:09] ---      [03:09] Nozomi     Someone that important      is starring in commercials? [03:12] Suu     He always had a lot of media     exposure for his involvement [03:15] Suu     in the conservation of minorities. [03:17] Hime     Anyway, I guess amphibianfolk     are pretty smart, huh? [03:21] Kyoko     No, I don't think that's it. [03:25] Komori/Nekomi     59, 60... [03:27] Komori/Nekomi     61, 62, 63... [03:31] Komori/Nekomi     64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72... [03:31] Guy     Ten more seconds! [03:33] Kyoko     Every race has both     its geniuses and its idiots. [03:38] Manami     Oh, are you girls interested     in Mr. Jean Rousseau? [03:42] Manami     That's perfect. [03:42] Komori/Nekomi     73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79... [03:44] Manami     Rousseau-san will be coming to this     school to give a speech soon. [03:48] Manami     Would you four serve as his     preparatory committee? [03:51] Komori/Nekomi     80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86... [03:51] Suu     If you think we're right for the job. [03:53] Nozomi     Hey! [03:54] Suu     Oh, did I get something wrong? [03:57] Manami     No, not at all. [04:00] Komori/Nekomi     87, 88... [04:00] Kyoko     Our school's been a pretty     big deal lately, huh? [04:22] Secretary     Sir, Mr. Rousseau is here. [04:26] Pres     Oh... [04:33] Exec     Right this way. [04:34] Jean     Thank you. [04:38] Pres     Welcome! [04:42] Pres     Isn't it considered bad manners     to shake hands with gloves on? [04:50] Jean     But my hands are... [05:26] Pres     My hand is not dirty. [05:29] SecretaryM     But, sir... [05:31] Pres     You still have a lot to learn. [05:42] SecretaryW     Since that meeting ran long,     there's no time for a break. [05:47] SecretaryW     A change of clothes is waiting     for you on the airplane. [05:49] Jean     All right. [05:51] SecretaryW     I've also prepared the papers and documents     necessary for the settlement. [05:54] SecretaryW     There are four matters that require     your decision by the end of the day. [05:59] CA     The weather is clear. [06:01] CA     We expect to arrive in three hours. [06:03] ---     Right. [06:06] SecretaryW     I have a helicopter standing     by at the airport. [06:09] Jean     Good. [06:10] Jean     And there are no further plans     for the day after that, right? [06:14] SecretaryW     Correct, but if anything carries     over into the next few days, [06:19] SecretaryW     we'll have to cancel even more plans. [06:23] Jean     What's first on the schedule     tomorrow morning? [06:25] SecretaryW     A meeting with the secretary-general of the UN. SIGN    Now, don't touch him with your dirty hands. SIGN    You mustn't soil such an important man's waist-wrap. [07:48] Jean     What is that you're wearing? [07:51] Leader     Does it look strange? [07:53] Leader     Don't you wear mammalian clothing     all the time yourself? [07:57] Jean     I wear a business suit. [07:59] Jean     It's for showing respect     to the one you're speaking to. [08:02] Jean     That, on the other hand, is battle attire. [08:05] Leader     Naturally. [08:07] Leader     Our tribe is constantly battling enemies. [08:14] Jean     I would like to confirm two things. [08:16] Jean     First, who is the "enemy" you speak of? [08:19] Jean     Second, who in the world     gave you that gear? [08:25] Leader     Don't you worry. [08:26] Leader     We only fight those who attack     our brethren without reason. [08:31] Leader     As for this... Our god told me     he would lend me true power. [08:37] Leader     He is not like their invisible     god who does nothing for them. [08:45] Jean     I will believe you are     devoted to self-defense. [08:49] Jean     But please do not forget [08:52] Jean     that we must coexist peacefully     with the mammalian peoples. [08:59] Jean     If we fail to do that,     we are the ones who'll be destroyed. [09:05] Jean     Also... [09:07] Jean     Our god truly exists,     just as we and the others do, [09:11] Jean     and he acts not according to our wishes, [09:16] Jean     but for the sake of his     own interests alone. [09:20] Leader     How dare you speak such insolence?! [09:22] Jean     Of course, I respect our god, as well. [09:26] Jean     But that does not change the truth. [09:35] Leader     Listen to me. [09:37] Leader     You've been deceived by the mammalians     you have lived among all this time. [09:42] Leader     It's true that there are more of them, [09:45] Leader     and they have guns, airplanes,     and many other tools. [09:49] Leader     But our god and his angels     are stronger still. [09:53] Leader     I have seen it firsthand. [09:55] Leader     No! Even without our god's assistance, [09:58] Leader     we cannot yield to them! [10:01] Leader     Even if it costs our lives, [10:03] Leader     we must reclaim our ancestors' beautiful     water and earth from their repulsive nest! [10:11] Leader     Of course, I don't expect a pseudo-mammalian     like you to understand our cause. [10:26] Jean     Risking one's life for a conceptual cause... [10:30] Jean     Seeking past glory you don't even     know if you truly had or not... [10:35] Jean     That very way of thinking     is that of the mammalians. [10:39] Jean     It is poison to our kind. [10:42] Jean     Why doesn't he see that? [10:49] Hime     Thank you very much. [10:51] Hime     This concludes the speech     by Mr. Jean Rousseau. [11:06] Suu     The speech has ended. [11:07] Nozomi     Roger. SIGN    Jean Rousseau-sama Waiting Room [11:16] Manami     Thank you for coming today. [11:19] Jean     What's this? [11:20] Manami     We ordered some tea from your homeland. [11:24] Manami     Please have some, if you like. [11:34] Jean     Merci. SIGN    What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure? [11:43] Jean     Do you have... [12:35] Boy     Stop... [12:49] Officer     Second Lieutenant,     we've reached our quota for today. [12:52] 2Lieut     Have we? [12:54] 2Lieut     All right. [13:17] Boy     Where are we going? [13:19] Guy1     To Hell on Earth. [13:39] Guy2     No! I don't wanna go in there! [13:41] Guy3     Please, just let me go home! [13:44] Soldier     Keep moving! [14:10] Jailer     Don't stop working! [14:14] Centaur     Hey! You don't get to take breaks! [14:21] Centaur     Get up and work! [14:30] Jailer     Survival is the reward you     earn for your labor. [14:32] Jailer     If you don't want to die, then work. [14:48] Boy     This is all? [14:50] Ears     Hey! Why does he always get more? [14:54] Food     Them's the rules! [14:56] Centaur     It's not like I'm doing anything to him! [14:59] Ears     You piece of... [15:00] Jailer     Cut it out, you pigs! [15:02] Jailer     The amount you get is determined     by your body type. [15:04] Jailer     It's the scientific approach! [15:07] Ears     Hmph! [15:08] Jailer     I swear, every time you inferior races open     your mouths, it's out of jealousy and prejudice. [15:26] Ears     Man, I sure am hungry. [15:29] Centaur     Shut up! [15:31] Ears     I didn't get lots of food to graze on,      like you damn livestock did. [15:36] Ears     I'm sure you and that corporal     are great buddies, [15:39] Ears     both of you being livestock and all. [15:42] Centaur     What?! [15:42] Prisoner     Get him! Kill him! [15:45] Prisoner     Kill that damn traitor horse! [15:50] Boy     Stop it! We're all in the same— [15:54] Prisoner     I ain't the same as no livestock! [15:56] Prisoner     What're you looking at?! [15:59] Guy     Are you all right? [16:06] Boy     We're all citizens of the same land,     stuck in the same position... [16:10] Guy     Until just recently, [16:12] Guy     we were being discriminated     against because of our body types. [16:15] Guy     Of course, those who don't discriminate [16:19] Guy     will be taught by the government,     or their race, who's superior and inferior. [16:25] Guy     You see it in sci-fi all the time, right? [16:27] Guy     Without discrimination based on body type, [16:29] Guy     they tell us the world     would be more at peace. [16:33] Boy     Isn't that true? [16:35] Guy     No, it's not. [16:36] Guy     Countries, races, hair color, skin color... [16:41] Guy     Tall or short, fat or skinny... [16:45] Guy     So long as we're all different, [16:47] Guy     people will be prejudiced. [16:50] Boy     But that's... [16:53] Guy     Even if we all looked exactly alike, [16:56] Guy     we'd just start quarreling over     whose clothes are better. [16:59] Guy     That's the nature of mankind,     and there's no way to fix it. [17:06] Boy     Still... [17:08] Boy     If we don't stop them, they'll kill him! [17:10] Guy     You're wasting your strength. [17:13] Prisoner     Butt out! [17:15] Jailer     What's all the racket in here, you pigs?! [17:30] Centaur     Hey, you! Don't stop working! [17:35] Ears     Where does he get off bossing us around? [17:37] Ears     Who put him in charge, anyway? [17:40] Wings     They must be good buddies.     They're both livestock. [17:56] Centaur     Hey! I told you not to stop working! [18:01] Centaur     Come on. I'll punish you. [18:12] Boy     I resigned myself to my fate. [18:13] Boy     I knew I would be killed this time. [18:22] Centaur     They're my leftovers. Eat up. [18:25] Boy     Huh? [18:26] Centaur     And moan every now and then, would you? [18:30] Boy     Um... [18:31] Centaur     Damn it, stand up! [18:36] Centaur     I'll be killed before this war is over. [18:39] Centaur     If I stay a prisoner,     I'll eventually be executed. [18:42] Centaur     If I'm freed,     I'll be executed as a traitor. [18:46] Centaur     But you have to live. [18:49] Centaur     Little brat! I told you to get up! [18:53] Boy     Why? [18:57] Centaur     Because you're a good guy. [18:59] Centaur     And if the good guys stay alive,     the world will be that much better. [19:05] Centaur     Well, hurry up and eat. [19:07] Centaur     Then get going. [19:19] Centaur     No breaks! On your feet! [19:25] Guy     Enemy attack! [19:26] Guy     Move! Hurry! [19:43] Prisoner     The liberation army! [19:45] Prisoner     We're free! [19:46] Prisoner     We're saved! [20:12] Ears     Look! That brat is one of them, too! [20:17] Prisoner     Damn traitor! [20:18] Prisoner     Hang him! [20:19] Prisoner     String him up! [20:21] Prisoner     Hold it! [20:24] Prisoner     Don't you run away! [20:29] LibSoldier     Whoops... [20:32] Ears     Soldier, give him to us! [20:35] LibSoldier     What? [20:36] Prisoner     He's our enemy! [20:37] Prisoner     He's a spy! [20:38] Boy     No! I'm— [20:40] Ears     Shut up, you traitor! [20:42] Ears     I saw it! [20:44] Ears     I saw him getting food     from that livestock bastard! [20:47] Boy     I didn't— [20:48] LibSoldier     He's only a child. [20:49] Ears     Come here! [20:50] Ears     I'll hang you, too! [21:06] LibSoldier     It's chocolate. Eat it. [21:09] LibSoldier     Do you understand me? [21:11] LibSoldier     Replenish your nutrients, and get some rest. [21:15] LibSoldier     If you have no family,      you can come live in my homeland. [21:27] Secretary     Sir, Mr. Rousseau is here. [21:31] Pres     Oh... [21:33] Pres     When you get as old as I am,     you fall asleep more often. SIGN    What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1. SIGN    When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 2. 10 - When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1 | When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:41] Hime     Sorry! Did you wait long? [01:45] Nozomi     Hey, looks like the perfect disguise. [01:49] Nozomi     For some reason, you still just     look like Hime to me, though. [01:52] Kyoko     It's her body and height. [01:55] Kyoko     Well, anyway... [02:07] Kyoko     It's just about time. [02:10] Kyoko     Shall we? [02:11] Hime     But we still have fifteen minutes. [02:13] Kyoko     Nakafumi always arrives     fifteen minutes early. SIGN    Check [02:19] Nozomi     Wow, you're paying for us, Kyoko? [02:21] Kyoko     As if. [02:22] Kyoko     Keep watching outside. [02:27] Nozomi     Nakafumi really did come     fifteen minutes early. [02:33] Kyoko     All right. Let's move. [02:35] Hime     Should we really be doing this? [02:37] Nozomi     We don't want any mistakes to happen. [02:39] Hime     Mistakes? [02:41] Nozomi     Well, you know... [02:43] Kyoko     Stuff like illicit sexual relations. [02:46] Hime     Huh?! [02:49] Hime     They wouldn't! [02:50] Nozomi     Shh! [02:52] Kyoko     Let's go. [03:13] SP1     Target is on the move. [03:16] SP1     Unidentified pursuers confirmed. [03:20] [SONG] Text     Unidentified          Unidentified          Unidentified [03:26] SP2     We should search within     terrorist organizations... [03:28] Shigetoki     No need. They're the target's classmates. [03:32] Shigetoki     It's just a childish prank. Ignore it. [03:35] SP3     Public Security, military police,     the Cabinet Research Office, [03:40] SP3     CIA, and FSB are also tailing her. [03:43] Shigetoki     So, the usual crowd. [03:46] Shigetoki     Don't act unless something drastic happens. SIGN    Contemporary Art SIGN    Contemporary Art Exhibit [04:13] Suu     Do humans find this sort     of thing pleasant to observe? [04:19] Nakafumi     It's contemporary art,     so it's not that sort of thing... I think. [04:24] Nakafumi     I don't know anything about it myself, [04:27] Nakafumi     but if I could explain it... [04:30] Nakafumi     Making things that are pretty,     whether it's a painting or sculpture, is art. [04:35] Nakafumi     A long time ago, only so many     people could make or own art. [04:40] Nakafumi     They couldn't just buy a tube of paint     from the local stationery shop. [04:47] Nakafumi     But in the modern age, [04:49] Nakafumi     we started seeing photography,     which could capture images [04:51] Naakfumi     more elaborately and accurately     than any painting. [04:54] Nakafumi     Then industrial technology emerged,     which could mass-produce [04:57] Nakafumi     highly-detailed and precise     models inexpensively. [05:02] Nakafumi     When the sort of beauty people      previously knew became commonplace, [05:05] Nakafumi     demand emerged for a different sort of beauty. [05:09] Nakafumi     But it only meant things anyone     would find pleasant to look at. [05:12] Nakafumi     With the Interstellar Wars movies,      for example, [05:15] Nakafumi     paying ten times the money won't give     you ten times the entertainment. [05:20] Nakafumi     So people started painting things     in subjective ways that photos couldn't capture [05:25] Nakafumi     and implementing aspects of African art,     which was seen as barbaric at the time. [05:30] Nakafumi     Artists began to tamper with     the standards of beauty itself, [05:33] Nakafumi     some making abstract paintings     that depicted nothing at all. [05:37] Nakafumi     At that point, people still found     them pleasant to look at... [05:41] Nakafumi     But then, even that [05:43] Nakafumi     was lost as people started putting ordinary     industrial goods on display as art. [05:49] Nakafumi     Now, it's just a game to see how much [05:52] Nakafumi     people can change the meaning     of the concept of art in context. [05:56] Nakafumi     That's what I've managed to piece     together on the subject, anyway. [06:00] Suu     What, specifically, is that context? [06:04] Nakafumi     I'm not sure... [06:07] Kyoko     Of course no one will tell you that. [06:10] Kyoko     Anyone who knew the answer to that     could make a fortune as an artist. [06:14] Kyoko     It's their livelihood. [06:16] Nozomi     Does something like that really even exist? [06:19] Kyoko     No idea. [06:20] Kyoko     But it puts a price on reality     and moves huge amounts of money, [06:24] Kyoko     so there must be rules. [06:25] Hime     Look, they're moving. [06:38] Nozomi     A date at an art museum? [06:40] Nozomi     I guess that doesn't surprise me. [06:46] Hime     I wonder if Suu-chan     is actually enjoying this. [06:50] Kyoko     Would arts and crafts even     exist where she comes from? [06:54] Nakafumi     What's art like in Antarctica? [06:59] Suu     There are drawings and symbols     used as design plans, but... [07:03] Suu     I suppose, in terms of what     humans consider "art," [07:06] Suu     we have logic and numerical formulas. [07:09] Suu     They're said to be beautiful     in their brevity. [07:13] Nakafumi     Would you have preferred     to go to a traditional museum? [07:17] Suu     Oh, no. I'd have no trouble     understanding those alone. [07:20] Suu     But in the case of art,     I need someone to look at it with me. [07:25] Nakafumi     I don't think I'm the best choice     to explain this stuff to you, but... [07:29] Suu     It's just as fascinating to hear [07:31] Suu     what it means to someone who doesn't     specialize in the subject. [07:51] Omaki     Whoops, sorry— Oh... [07:55] Omaki     Princess? [07:57] Hime     You recognized me, huh? [07:58] Manami     Oh? [08:08] Hime     Are you on a date? [08:10] Manami     D-Do you know what that is? [08:16] Hime     No idea. [08:18] Nomomi     Hime, they're moving! [08:21] Hime     Well, bye. [08:26] Hime     Sorry about that. [08:28] Nozomi     Was that the class president and Omaki? [08:30] Hime     Yeah. [08:31] Nozomi     Are they on a date, too? [08:34] Hime     Seemed like it. [08:36] Kyoko     We're focusing on this date right now! SIGN    Contemporary Art     Museum [09:05] Nozomi     They're not heading for the station. [09:07] Hime     Yeah. [09:08] Kyoko     That direction leads to... [09:12] Shigetoki     The sun's going down.     There's still more to this date? [09:16] Shigetoki     Don't get too caught up     in the nightlife, now. [09:27] Nozomi     Seriously? [09:29] Kyoko     So they were headed here. [09:32] Shigetoki     Oh, come on... [09:34] Hime     What should we do? [09:35] Nozomi     Is there anything we can do? [09:38] SP2     What do we do? [09:39] Shigetoki     Send one of our guys in suits     to the hotel's front desk. [09:42] Shigetoki     Show them a dummy police     badge and kick them out [09:44] Shigetoki     on the grounds of the     Juvenile Protection Ordinance. [09:46] SP3     But even if we do that, [09:47] SP3     what do we do afterwards? [09:49] Shigetoki     We'll play it by ear. SIGN    Short Rest Overnight Stay SIGN    2 Hours [10:00] Nozomi     Whoa, whoa! [10:02] Hime     Um... [10:04] Kyoko     Oh? [10:07] Shigetoki     Don't do it! [10:12] Hime     Please! [10:18] Kyoko     Darn. [10:22] Kyoko     Uh, I mean... [10:28] [SONG] Text     Used Books Nakoto Bookstore [10:32] Kyoko     A used bookstore? [10:33] Nozomi     Talk about a sophisticated hobby. [10:36] Hime     Yeah. [10:55] Hime     How was your date yesterday? [10:59] Suu     He showed me some very interesting things. [11:02] Hime     Wow, really? [11:04] Suu     We went to an art museum     and saw some contemporary art, [11:08] Suu     which I didn't understand... [11:10] Suu     But not understanding felt new to me. [11:14] Suu     What did you think, Himeno-san? [11:17] Hime     Oh, yeah... [11:19] Hime     That stuff is hard, isn't it? [11:21] Hime     I didn't really get it, either. [11:23] Nozomi     Hey! [11:27] Hime     You knew, huh? [11:29] Suu     I could see you, Himeno-san. [11:30] Manami     Thanks for yesterday. [11:32] Omaki     I'll tag along anytime. [11:32] Nozomi     Jeez... So it really was Hime's fault. [11:33] Manami     Oh... Sure. Same here... [11:34] Hime     Sorry! [11:37] Manami     But really, thanks for everything. [11:39] Omaki     No big deal. [11:41] Kyoko     Oh, nothing. [11:41] Suu     What? SIGN    When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1 [11:48] Chinami     What? You're going out? [11:51] Manami     Yes. Watch the house, okay? [11:53] Manami     Of course, Dad's home today,     so you'll be fine. [11:57] Chigusa     It's not fine!     All he does is draw all the time! [12:02] Manami     What do you expect? [12:03] Omaki     Hey, Tama. [12:05] Omaki     Yo. [12:07] Chinami     You have a date? [12:08] Omaki     That's right. [12:09] Chigusa     Well, Koma-chan's really good-looking. [12:11] Omaki     You think so? [12:12] Chinami     Still, leaving the kids at home     on a weekend for a secret tryst with a boy? [12:17] Chigusa     Isn't that child abuse? [12:19] Omaki     "Tryst"? Really? [12:21] Omaki     Also, I'm a girl. [12:23] Manami     I'll be back in time for dinner. [12:28] Chinami     Oh, switching out? [12:32] Chiho     Going out? [12:33] Manami     Well, take care of Sue-chan. [12:36] Omaki     We'll buy you souvenirs. [12:38] Chi     Boo! Boo! [12:39] Manami     Now, don't make that face. [12:43] Manami     See you later. [12:48] Omaki     It's tough for you to even go out, huh? [12:51] Manami     Yeah. [12:52] Omaki     You're lucky to have     little sisters, though. [12:54] Omaki     Little brothers are just... [12:56] Manami     Really? I feel like a little brother     would be more straightforward. [13:02] Omaki     I don't think so. [13:05] Manami     Really? [13:07] Omaki     Want to link arms? [13:09] Manami     Why? [13:12] Guy     How about some karaoke with me? [13:14] Girl     No, thank you... [13:24] Manami     This is kind of embarrassing. [13:26] Omaki     It's allowed between two girls. [13:28] Girl     What an attractive boy and girl. [13:30] Girl     Are they models? [13:31] Girl     They're so tall! SIGN    Contemporary Art [13:43] Omaki     With stuff like this, [13:45] Omaki     sometimes it takes longer to read     the explanation than look at the art. [13:48] Manami     And sometimes you have     to read it to understand it. [13:51] Omaki     You actually get it after reading it? [13:52] Manami     No. [13:54] Omaki     Whoops, sorry— Oh... [13:58] Omaki     Princess. [14:00] Hime     You recognized me, huh? [14:02] Manami     Oh? [14:05] Hime     Are you on a date? [14:07] Manami     D-Do you know what that is? [14:11] Hime     No idea. [14:12] Nomomi     Hime, they're moving! [14:15] Hime     Well, bye. [14:16] Nozomi     Was that the class president and Omaki? [14:19] Manami     What are those three doing? [14:22] Omaki     Doesn't look like they're on a date. [14:24] Manami     Hey, you should be looking at the art. [14:27] Omaki     That's easy to say... [14:42] Chigusa     Aren't you done yet? [14:43] Dad     Stay still just a little bit longer, okay? [14:52] Sue     Nee-nee? Nee-nee? [14:55] Chinami     Oh, Sue-chan woke up. [14:57] Sue     Nee-nee? [14:58] Chiho     We're coming. [15:02] Chigusa     Time to switch! [15:05] Dad     Wait... [15:09] Dad     This would be a great time     to step out for a smoke... [15:12] Dad     except I don't smoke. [15:15] Dad     I can't drink, either,     and I'm not interested in gambling. [15:21] Dad     And I can't even imagine     taking it out on the kids. [15:24] Dad     Even if I paint, I have no one to sell to, [15:26] Dad     but I can't just not paint. [15:30] Dad     There's no way out... SIGN    Contemporary Art Illustrated Guide [15:36] Manami     It's expensive... but... [15:39] Omaki     Gonna buy that? [15:41] Manami     I can't understand what I'm looking     at if it's not explained a little better. [15:47] [SONG] Text     Museum Shop Exclusive     Belgic Chocolate [15:47] Omaki     They sell sweets, too. [15:50] Omaki     It only works if there're six, right? [15:53] Omaki     Here. [15:54] Omaki     For the kiddos. [15:55] Manami     You don't have to do that.     I talked you into coming here. [15:59] Omaki     C'mon, don't be so distant. [16:03] Manami     Besides, I can't accept a gift     from someone with no income. [16:08] Omaki     I do get paid a bit for helping     with my family's business, actually. [16:14] Omaki     And I told the Chisters     I'd buy them souvenirs. [16:17] Omaki     I don't want them to hate me. [16:20] Omaki     So... Yeah? [16:22] Manami     Okay... Thank you. [16:27] Omaki     If what we saw today is contemporary art, [16:31] Omaki     that means your dad isn't very modern, huh? [16:34] Manami     Strong words. [16:36] Manami     You're right, though. [16:39] Omaki     Speaking from an amateur's perspective, [16:41] Omaki     if he wants to sell... [16:43] Omaki     He should paint stuff     that's more... surreal? [16:46] Omaki     Or just quit painting and try     performance art instead. [16:50] Omaki     He could do something suggestive,     like tossing a nationalist in the air. [16:56] Manami     Still, he can't just do     whatever and call it art. [17:01] Omaki     True, but... [17:03] Omaki     What I mean is, there just needs     to be logic behind it, right? [17:07] Omaki     "By doing such-and-such,     social ideals are rendered invalid, [17:11] Omaki     and those who see it are hurled     into a sea of free conception." [17:15] Omaki     That sort of thing. [17:18] Manami     But even that sort of thing has a value,      or context, or something... [17:23] Manami     It's like a language arts book report     that says, "It appears to be freedom at first, [17:26] Manami     but there are actually     unspecified rules," right? [17:30] Omaki     I don't know about all that. [17:32] Manami     I don't get it, either. [17:35] Manami     If I had to say whether my     father wants to be an artist, [17:39] Manami     I almost don't think he does. [17:41] Omaki     What does that mean?     That's really turning things upside-down. [17:46] Manami     My father wants to be a painter. [17:48] Omaki     So that means an artist, right? [17:51] Manami     No, it's different. [17:53] Manami     He just wants to paint pictures, [17:56] Manami     and not avant-garde or abstract ones. [17:59] Manami     The classical, realistic kind. [18:02] Omaki     Then why doesn't he become an illustrator? [18:05] Manami     Good question... SIGN    Watching Over You Publishers SIGN    The Adventures of Chi-chan SIGN    Hide and Seek with Chi-chan [18:06] Manami     Some of his paintings have     been used as book covers. SIGN    Chi-chan's Tail [18:11] Manami     But a career illustrator has to draw     what they're told to draw, right? [18:16] Omaki     And that's different? [18:18] Manami     Yeah. [18:19] Manami     If you look online, [18:21] Manami     there are tons of middle school and high     school students who are unbelievably good. [18:25] Omaki     Then why doesn't he just leave it as a hobby? [18:27] Manami     He can't! That's absolutely not allowed! [18:34] Omaki     But why? [18:36] Manami     Saying he can leave it as a hobby [18:38] Manami     would be telling him that art like his     will only ever be worth doing for fun. [18:43] Manami     It'd be telling him there's no hope. [18:45] Manami     He's been pouring his time and passion     into painting for longer than I've been alive. [18:51] Manami     I can't tell him that. [18:53] Omaki     Yeah, but wanting to be recognized      among so many candidates [18:57] Omaki     means he wants to win, right? [19:01] Manami     Well... [19:03] Omaki     In sports, like baseball, there's more     to it than playing with a ball. [19:07] Omaki     You have to do stuff you don't want to,      like running to build strength. [19:11] Manami     But my father is an artist,     in a broad sense. [19:15] Manami     He wouldn't just give up who he is. [19:17] Omaki     Tama, I think... [19:19] Omaki     you're way too soft on your dad. [19:24] Manami     I am not! [19:26] Omaki     I mean, you're Miss Perfect. [19:29] Manami     That was my nickname in middle school... [19:32] Omaki     Yep. [19:33] Omaki     You're the girl our home ec teacher said      was most likely to get married. [19:38] Manami     Well... [19:39] Omaki     But you're still a kid, the same age as me. [19:43] Omaki     You haven't entered society yet. [19:45] Omaki     You don't even know     if you'll be successful. [19:47] Omaki     So how is it possible for a kid like that     to try to plan out an adult's life for him? [19:52] Manami     Yeah... You're right. [19:55] Omaki     And your dad isn't a kid. [19:57] Omaki     I'm sure he's thought things through     and made up his own mind. [20:02] Omaki     Anyway, having faith is one way     of supporting someone. [20:07] Manami     You're right. Thanks. [20:10] Omaki     You're welcome. Talk to me again anytime. [20:14] Manami     Yeah. [20:15] Manami     Oh, look at the time... [20:18] Omaki     Ready to go? [20:19] Manami     Yeah. [20:23] Manami     I'm home. [20:24] Chi     Welcome back! [20:27] Manami     Here's your souvenir. [20:28] Manami     It's from Koma-oneechan. [20:30] Chi     Yay! Souvenir! [20:32] Manami     I'll hurry and make dinner. [20:39] Manami     Dad, dinner's ready. [20:41] Dad     Okay... I don't know, though... [20:44] Dad     I'm kind of in a groove here. [20:49] Manami     Don't knock yourself out. [20:50] Dad     Huh? Oh... yeah. You're right. [21:00] Manami     Your efforts might end in vain. [21:03] Manami     If you ruin your health, too,     you'll have nothing left. [21:09] Manami     It looks like a nice painting     to this amateur... [21:18] Suu     We went to an art museum     and saw some contemporary art... [21:23] Suu     But not understanding felt new to me. [21:26] Suu     What did you think, Himeno-san? [21:28] Hime     Oh, yeah... [21:30] Hime     That stuff is hard, isn't it? [21:31] Hime     I didn't really get it, either. [21:33] Nozomi     Hey! [21:35] Hime     You knew, huh? [21:36] Suu     I could see you, Himeno-san. [21:39] Nozomi     Jeez... So it really was Hime's fault. [21:41] Hime     Sorry! [21:42] Omaki     Morning. [21:44] Manami     Good morning. Thanks for yesterday. [21:47] Omaki     I'll tag along anytime. [21:49] Manami     Oh... Sure. Same here... [21:52] Manami     But really, thanks for everything. SIGN    When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 2 [21:57] Omaki     No big deal. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    There Are As Many Names of Flowers... As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie! SIGN    There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Sense? 11 - There Are As Many Names of Flowers... As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie! | There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Se Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] Chiho     There you go. [01:34] Manami     It's fine that you're going out to play, [01:36] Manami     but don't take your eyes off Sue-chan. [01:39] Chinami     Don't worry. We know. [01:43] Chiho     Sue-chan's so tiny and cute,     people always want to take her right away. [01:48] Manami     Wait just a minute. What does that mean? [01:52] Chino     Nothing. [01:55] Chiho     Don't hurt me! [01:57] Manami     Don't say things that sound so bad. [02:00] Manami     I've never hit you, have I? [02:02] Chiho     No lectures, either! [02:04] Manami     That'll depend on you three. [02:10] Chiho     Well, see... [02:17] (Flashback) Sue     Mew! [02:22] (Flashback) Riri     You want us to rub your tummy? [02:25] (Flashback) Chi     Meow! [02:33] (Flashback) Chi     Sue-chan, want to rub him, too? [02:35] (Flashback) Sue     Meow... [02:38] (Flashback) Sue     Mew. [02:40] (Flashback) ---      [02:43] (Flashback) Riri     Want to go inside now? [02:51] (Flashback) Sue     M-Mew? [02:53] (Flashback) Sue     Meow, meow! Meow, meow! [02:55] (Flashback) Chi     Meow? [02:56] (Flashback) Sue     Meow! [02:59] (Flashback) ---     Move! [03:02] (Flashback) Riri     Now, Yoshi, Sue-chan isn't your doll. [03:06] (Flashback) Sue     Mew... [03:10] Manami     I do seem to recall a time they     came home smelling like dog... [03:13] Manami     And? What else? [03:15] Chiho     Well, um... [03:17] (Flashback) Sue     That's outside, this is inside. [03:20] (Flashback) Sue     So I can go this far. [03:28] (Flashback) Chigusa     Sue-chan's gone! [03:31] (Flashback) Chinami     Sue-chan! [03:32] (Flashback) Chiho     Where are you, Sue-chan? [03:35] (Flashback) Sis     Where did you bring her from? [03:35] (Flashback) Sue     Nee-nee... Nee-nee... [03:37] (Flashback) Kana     She was lying around. [03:39] (Flashback) Chigusa     That way! [03:40] (Flashback) Chi     Sue-chan! [03:43] (Flashback) Chinami     There she is! [03:45] (Flashback) Chi     Hey! You thief! [03:47] (Flashback) Chi     Give her back! [03:49] (Flashback) Kana     No! I found her! [03:51] (Flashback) Kana     She's my baby sister now. [03:54] (Flashback) Sue     No! Mew... [03:56] (Flashback) Sis     Is she your little sister? I'm sorry. [04:00] (Flashback) Sis     Now, let her go! [04:02] (Flashback) Sue     Nee-nee... Nee-nee! [04:05] Manami     I see. [04:06] Manami     So that's why the oldest Kawamoto sister     is always apologetic toward me. [04:12] (Flashback) Sis     G-Good morning. [04:15] (Flashback) Manami     Morning. [04:17] Riri     Chi-chans! [04:19] Chiho     We can go now, right? [04:21] Manami     Yes, you can. [04:22] Manami     Be sure you don't let     her out of your sight. [04:26] Chiho     We know. [04:29] Manami     You say that, but I know you really won't. [04:34] ---     There... [04:37] Rino     Be home by dark, you two. [04:39] Hime     Okay. [04:40] Shino     Bye! [04:42] Shino     Going for a walk, going for a walk... [04:50] Shino     Nee-tan, Nee-tan. [04:52] Shino     There are all different kinds of grass,      aren't there? [04:54] Hime     That's right. [04:56] Shino     But they're all still grass? [04:59] Hime     No, not at all. [05:01] Hime     All the grasses in the field     have their own names, too. [05:06] Shino     What about this fluffy one? [05:08] Hime     That's green foxtail. [05:11] Hime     We call it "enokoro grass" in Japanese, [05:13] Hime     because it looks like the     tail of a puppy (inukoro). [05:20] Shino     What about this one? [05:21] Hime     Indian goosegrass. [05:24] Shino     And this? [05:25] Hime     That's evening primrose. [05:27] Hime     Not long ago, yellow flowers bloomed      on them in the early morning. [05:32] Shino     Look at the little white flowers! [05:34] Hime     It's daisy fleabane. [05:36] Shino     Red flowers! [05:37] Hime     Red clovers. [05:39] Hime     Sow thistle. [05:41] Hime     Creeping woodsorrel. [05:43] Shino     The boys play swords with these! [05:46] Hime     That's Canada goldenrod. [05:52] Shino     Do all the plants here     have their own names? [05:56] Hime     They do. [05:57] Hime     Even the smallest grasses     and flowers have names. [06:14] Maki     This is called red clover. [06:18] Shino     Good, you remembered. [06:22] Mi     It has a name? [06:24] Mi     It's not just a red flower? [06:26] Shino     Yeah. Even the smallest grasses     and flowers have names. [06:33] Mi     My name is Mi-chan. [06:35] Mi     Shino-chan. Maki-chan. [06:38] Maki     That's different! [06:46] Shino     You can have red blocks with some shaped     like triangles and some like squares, right? [06:51] Mi     That's a triangle. [06:53] Mi     That's a circle. [06:55] Shino     That's right. [06:56] Shino     Just like with blocks,     flowers come in lots of shapes, [07:00] Shino     and they all have names. [07:02] Mi     Like flowers? [07:05] Mi     But the triangle can be square, too. [07:11] Mi     And the circle can be square, too. [07:15] Shino     Um, um... [07:18] Shino     But the square block only has square sides, [07:20] Shino     and the circle has a circle side, and the     triangle one has a triangle side, right? [07:24] Mi     Are there any that are only     triangles or only circles? [07:28] Shino     One that's only triangles would be pointy, [07:31] Shino     and one that's only circles     would be a ball. [07:36] Mi     It's only a circle! [07:37] Shino     But you can't stack it     if it's only a circle. [07:40] Shino     That's why blocks always     have a square side. [07:47] Mi     There... [07:50] Shino     You don't have to try so hard... [07:51] Mi     There... [07:52] Maki     That looks kind of fun. [07:55] Shino     This purple flower is a kind of aster. [07:59] Mi     This has prickly leaves     and pointy purple flowers. [08:03] Shino     They're thistles. [08:05] Mi     They're not purple flowers? [08:07] Shino     There are different purple flowers,     like with triangle and circle blocks. [08:11] Shino     That's cosmos. [08:13] Shino     It has eight petals. [08:14] Mi     One, two, three, four,     five, six, seven, eight. [08:21] Shino     You're very good at counting. [08:24] Maki     Nee-tan, Nee-tan! [08:26] Maki     This is, um... red morning glory! [08:30] Shino     That's right, Maki-chan! Very good! [08:35] Shino     This is buckwheat. [08:36] Mi     Buckwheat? [08:37] Shino     Uh-huh. After it flowers,     you pick the fruit and turn it into powder. [08:41] Shino     That's what they use to make     the soba noodles you eat. [08:45] Mi     They're all white and cute. [08:47] Shino     Even smaller flowers than this      have their own names. [08:51] Shino     Oriental lady's thumb. [08:52] Shino     See how it has lots of     tiny red flowers on it? [08:56] Mi     But there's no thumb. [08:58] Shino     Nobody knows why some of them     are named the way they are. [09:03] Mi     Why? SIGN    Plant Expert [09:04] Shino     Someone came up with it a long time ago, SIGN    Imperial University      Doctor [09:07] Shino     and they told it to more and more people. SIGN    Nee-tan [09:09] Shino     Eventually, nobody knows how     the name came about anymore. [09:13] Mi     The flowers have lots of little bumps. [09:15] Shino     Yeah. [09:16] Shino     Some people use it as red rice     when they play house. [09:21] Shino     That's why it's sometimes called     a "red rice flower," too. [09:24] Mi     You know so much, Nee-tan! [09:28] Shino     My onee-chan taught me     about this stuff, too. [09:32] Shino     So when both of you are old     enough to be onee-chans, [09:37] Shino     teach it to some younger kids, okay? [09:39] Both     Okay! [09:45] Maki     Good morning, Miss Teacher! [09:46] Teacher     Good morning. [09:56] Maki     Miss Teacher, this is awful! [09:59] Maki     The flowers are gone! [10:02] Teacher     Oh, here? That's because we     pulled up all the weeds. [10:06] Maki     Who? Who pulled them up? [10:08] Teacher     Maki-chan, first of all,     put your fists down. [10:13] Maki     Nee-tan, it's terrible! [10:15] Maki     The flowers are all gone! [10:18] Shino     It's okay. The seeds are     still there somewhere, [10:22] Shino     so they'll flower again next fall. [10:26] Shino     And before that,     there'll be spring flowers, [10:29] Shino     and when they're gone,     there'll be summer flowers. [10:33] Shino     So when that happens,     let's look at them together, okay? [10:36] Maki     Okay... [10:38] Teacher     You make a very good older sister, Shino-chan. [10:42] Shino     You saw us looking at the     flowers yesterday, right? [10:47] Teacher     Huh? Well, but... It had to be done. [10:51] Shino     I understand. It's grown-up stuff, right? [10:54] Shino     I hope I get to be a grown-up soon, too. [11:09] Hime     When all sides are triangles,      it's called a triangular pyramid. [11:12] Hime     All of these pointed shapes     are called pyramids. [11:16] Hime     One with a square bottom      is called a square pyramid. [11:18] Hime     One with a round bottom is called a cone. [11:20] Hime     Long ones with ends that are the same      thickness are called prisms. [11:23] Hime     Round-ended ones are cylinders,     and triangle-ended ones are triangular prisms. [11:27] Shino     Little kids ask all kinds of questions. [11:30] Shino     It's hard to be an onee-chan. [11:33] Shino     You can't be good at it     unless you study a lot. [11:37] Hime     Huh? [11:39] Hime     But there are lots of things     I don't know, too. SIGN    There Are As Many Names of Flowers...     As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie! SIGN    There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Sense? SIGN    Mitama SIGN    Mitama [12:04] Sue     There. [12:11] Sue     Down, down... [12:15] Chiho     Sue-chan, are you all dressed? [12:18] Chiho     And there's your tail. [12:27] Sue     I wanted to get dressed by myself. [12:30] Chinami     What's wrong? [12:33] Chiho     Sue-chan couldn't get her tail     through the hole in her outfit. [12:37] Sue     Mew. [12:42] Chinami     Okay then, today we'll have     special tail training! [12:45] Sue     Training? [12:50] Chinami     Now, do it just like I say, okay? [12:53] Sue     Mew. [12:54] Riri     Chi-chans, let's play! [12:56] Chigusa     Okay! [13:00] Chinami     Right. [13:02] Chinami     Left. [13:05] Chinami     Middle. [13:07] Chinami     Down. [13:12] Riri     What are you all doing? [13:15] Chinami     Studying tails. [13:17] Riri     You're studying? That's very good. [13:20] Sue     Mew. [13:22] Chinami     Want to do it with us, Riri-chan? [13:23] Riri     What should I do? [13:26] Chinami     First, go from the right to... [13:29] Chinami     a circle. [13:32] Sue     Meow? [13:33] Riri     Huh? A circle? [13:38] Sue     Mew... [13:39] Chiho     That's not much of a circle. [13:42] Riri     I don't think that's possible, [13:44] Riri     except for people with     long tails like yours. [13:49] Riri     Don't worry. It's okay if you     can't make it a circle. [13:53] Chinami     Two circles. [13:56] Sue     Meow? [13:57] Riri     That's pretty good... [14:02] Chi     Meow! [14:06] Manami     Oh, hi there. [14:08] Riri     I came over to play. [14:14] Sue     My tail is short. [14:17] Manami     That's okay. [14:18] Manami     The Chi-chans' tails were short     when they were little, too. [14:24] Manami     See? They had tiny tails. [14:27] Manami     And flat ears, too. [14:29] Manami     Why were we dressed like that? [14:31] Sue     Tiny! [14:33] Manami     Back then, I was the one who     always dressed you three. [14:43] Chiho     But, Nee-chan... [14:45] Chiho     Wouldn't it have been easier     to dress us in baby pants? [14:51] Chiho     With pants and skirts, the tail     has to go through two holes. [14:57] Chiho     Or you could just not put     it though the hole at all. [15:00] Manami     That wouldn't be very comfortable     with pants, though... [15:07] Manami     And it'd cause even more     problems with a skirt. [15:11] Manami     With kimono, there's a way to wear     them that keeps the tail inside, [15:15] Manami     but it still has to go     through a tail holder. [15:19] Chinami     Then what about something like baby pants? [15:26] Manami     The snap on those comes undone easily. [15:28] Manami     Remember when Sue-chan tripped     and fell because of that? [15:34] Manami     Either way, if you want your     tail outside your clothes, [15:37] Manami     you need an undertag. [15:39] Chiho     Undertag? [15:41] Manami     It's a loose piece of cloth inside a skirt. [15:44] Chigusa     What are those for? [15:47] Manami     Without it, if you moved     your tail to the side, [15:50] Manami     your underwear would show through the hole. [15:53] Manami     An undertag fills in the extra     space so your underwear stays hidden. [15:57] Chigusa     I don't mind if it shows a little. [15:59] Manami     Well, I do. [16:01] Chigusa     But you don't even have a tail. [16:03] Manami     I don't want your underwear to be visible [16:05] Manami     to the kinds of people     who'd want to see it. [16:09] Sue     Nee-nee... [16:11] Sue     Were you little, too? [16:16] Manami     When I was little, I looked like this. [16:20] Chigusa     Cute! [16:21] Chinami     Tiny Nee-nee! [16:24] Chiho     You looked just like Sue-chan. [16:28] Chigusa     Why didn't you stay that cute, Nee-chan? [16:32] Chigusa     I want to dress you up! [16:34] Manami     If I'd stayed that cute, [16:36] Manami     I wouldn't be able to make     you dinner or care for you. [16:41] Manami     Everyone has to grow up. [16:46] Manami     Oh? You don't want dinner, then? [16:48] Chi     We do need that! SIGN    World's Prettiest     Person Contest [16:56] TV     Our next topic is the World's Prettiest     Person Contest that was held recently. [17:01] TV     This "festival of beauty"     began as a symbol of peace. [17:03] Sue     What's that? [17:05] Chiho     It's about the prettiest     person in the world. [17:05] TV     This year's preliminary stage saw     a record number of applicants. [17:07] Sue     Prettiest? [17:09] Sue     The prettiest in the world is Ma-nee-nee. [17:09] TV     Thirty were selected from among them after     careful screening of the applications. [17:16] Manami     Hey! [17:18] Manami     No horsing around in the house! [17:22] Sue     Nee-nee... [17:24] Manami     What is it? [17:27] Manami     What? [17:34] Sue     You're the prettiest     in the world, Nee-nee. [17:37] Manami     What a good girl! [17:39] Chiho     Don't say that, Sue-chan. [17:41] Chinami     You'll give her a big head. [17:45] Chiho     There's always someone better. [17:47] Chinami     Like, Nee-chan seems like the most     important person in the world, right? [17:51] Chigusa     But there are even more important     people in the world, like teachers. [17:55] Manami     That's true. And your father. [18:01] Manami     I didn't say anything that     thought-provoking, did I? [18:04] Chi     Dad is important? [18:07] Manami     He's the most important in this house. [18:09] Chiho     Anyway, there's bound to be     someone prettier, too. [18:13] Manami     Who do you think is prettier than me? SIGN    Huh...? [18:16] Chiho     Huh? SIGN    Sakuraen [18:38] Kid     Wow! That was really good! [18:42] Ryuko     Are you all right? [18:45] Ryuko     Don't be too reckless, okay? [18:49] Chinami     Miss Ryuko, you're very pretty. [18:53] Ryuko     What's this? Are you trying      to distract me with flattery? [18:59] Chinami     But I still think our big     sister is prettier. [19:05] Ryuko     That's where this was going? [19:08] Chi     So close... [19:13] Teacher     Don't be mad at them. [19:15] Ryuko     I'm not mad! [19:17] Ryuko     I know I can't beat the pretty high school     girl who's basically a mom to them. [19:34] Chiho     I guess there aren't many     pretty people around. [19:42] Chi     Shino-chan and her big onee-chans! [19:45] Nozomi     Hey, it's the class president's     little shrimp sisters. [19:55] Nozomi     There ya go. [19:59] Chiho     Pick me up! [20:01] Hime     You three love attention, huh? [20:03] Shino     Hey! Me, too! [20:05] Hime     Okay, okay. [20:11] Chiho     You're more cute than pretty. [20:15] Shiho     You'll be pretty someday. [20:18] Shino     Nee-tan is pretty! [20:24] Chinami     I bet you're a very pretty     snake lady, Suu-chan. [20:27] Chinami     Are you? [20:29] Suu     I'm not sure... [20:30] Suu     Anyway, would you like me to pick you up? [20:37] Chiho     You're pretty too, Shino-chan. [20:40] Chiho     But you're still a kid. [20:42] Shino     So are you! [20:44] Hime     I get it. You're looking     for pretty people, right? [20:50] Hime     What do you think of her, then? [20:55] Chigusa     Do it more! [20:58] Chiho     You're a girl? I thought you were a boy. [21:02] Nozomi     Hey, you! Did you forget about     when we went to the pool? [21:07] Chi     We're home! [21:11] Manami     Oh, welcome home. [21:14] Manami     I was about to go look for you,     since it's getting dark. [21:18] Chi     We looked really hard, too. [21:21] Manami     For what? [21:23] Chi     For someone prettier than you! [21:25] Manami     Find any? [21:29] Chi     Nuh-uh. [21:31] Chinami     But it's a big world! [21:33] Chigusa     I'm sure there's someone prettier! [21:37] Manami     Can't you just say I'm the prettiest      and leave it at that? [21:40] Chinami     No! If you lose your drive     to keep improving yourself... [21:42] Chigusa     ...you'll end up an old     lady before you know it! [21:45] Manami     By then, you three and Sue-chan     will be the prettiest, so that's okay. [21:51] Chiho     We'll be pretty? [21:53] Manami     If you're good girls and do as you're told. [21:56] Chigusa     Why is there always a lecture involved? SIGN    Next Time [23:31] [SONG] Title     We Tried Making a Fantasy Story in RPG Style. SIGN    Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End? 12 - We Tried Making a Fantasy Story in RPG Style. | Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:57] Kyoko     Kinda chilly down here. [01:59] Nozomi     Well, we are dressed like this underground... [02:02] Hime     You're doing okay, Suu-chan? [02:03] Suu     Yes. This isn't cold enough to bother me. [02:07] Hime     Really? Well, good. [02:12] Nozomi     This is definitely the way     to go when it's cold. [02:15] Hime     H-Hey, Nozomi-chan... [02:17] Hime     What if something jumps out at us? [02:19] Nozomi     Oh, something will.     From around the next corner. [02:22] Hime     Jeez, cut that out. [02:27] Hime     Uh... [02:35] Nozomi     See? There it is. [02:37] Hime     It's coming this way! [02:40] Nozomi     Yeah, because you keep screaming. [02:43] Kyoko     Stay behind us, Sassu-Sassu. [02:44] Suu     Okay. [02:47] Kyoko     Hime, use your bow. [02:49] Hime     Huh? But won't that make the     Animal Welfare people angry? [02:53] Nozomi     You'll be fine. Just look at its face. [02:56] Nozomi     See? It's human. [02:58] Nozomi     They won't get mad if you shoot a human. [03:01] Hime     That doesn't seem right, somehow... [03:03] Nozomi     Here it comes! [03:07] Nozomi     It dodged that?! [03:09] Hime     I'm sorry! [03:12] Nozomi     Here we go! [03:20] Nozomi     Kyoko, make with the magic! [03:22] Kyoko     I know. [03:23] Kyoko     Doing it now. [03:26] Kyoko     There. [03:34] Kyoko     Dora magura, goma magura, sesame magura... [03:38] Nozomi     Kyoko, what's the holdup?! [03:44] Suu     Hooray, hooray! [03:47] Suu     Hooray, hooray! [03:49] Nozomi     Sassu-Sassu, what are you doing? [03:51] Suu     A victory dance. [03:53] Suu     Is it helping? [03:54] Nozomi     Well, it's distracting me. [04:01] Kyoko     Upsy-daisy. [04:03] Kyoko     Okay, here goes. [04:04] Kyoko     Burn, flame! [04:11] Kyoko     Step back, everyone. [04:13] Nozomi     Is this gonna work? [04:15] Kyoko     Step back, Nozomi. [04:33] Nozomi     Nice one! [04:34] Kyoko     I know. [04:43] Nozomi     Only two gold? Stingy. [04:46] Kyoko     No, no. You've been influenced     by the real world too much. [04:50] Hime     If it had money, doesn't that mean     it was an intelligent being? [04:54] Suu     It didn't look like one to me. [04:57] Kyoko     It's probably like how crows     collect shiny things. [05:01] Nozomi     I mean, it's really just a monster, isn't it? [05:03] Hime     What?! [05:05] Nozomi     Which means this labyrinth     is a haunted house. [05:08] Nozomi     A slightly active one. [05:09] Hime     I don't do so well in haunted houses... [05:12] Kyoko     Only because you have a bad memory [05:14] Kyoko     of getting spooked and breaking     something with your butt, right? [05:17] Hime     How did you know? [05:19] Kyoko     Oh, you know. [05:20] Nozomi     All right, let's keep moving. [05:32] Nozomi     Looks like more of them. [05:38] Nozomi     Hime, you can shoot these guys, right? [05:40] Hime     Yeah. [05:54] Nozomi     Kyoko, magic! [05:55] Kyoko     I know. [05:57] ---      [06:01] Nozomi     Kyoko, where's that magic? [06:03] Kyoko     Just hang on. Let me see... [06:10] Suu     Let me handle this one. [06:11] Nozomi     We don't need another dance! [06:15] Suu      [06:26] Nozomi     Hang on... What was that? [06:29] Suu     A sutra in the language of the gods. [06:33] Nozomi     Aren't you a dancer? [06:35] Nozomi     I'm a priestess. [06:37] Kyoko     For what god? [06:38] Suu     I'm not sure... [06:41] Nozomi     Only one silver? [06:43] Hime     There are two more. Here. [06:46] Hime     Wow... [06:50] Nozomi     There's really no one down here, huh? [06:52] Nozomi     We should be pretty far down by now... [06:55] Hime     I wouldn't want to see     anyone looking like this! [06:58] Nozomi     It's just like being at the pool. [06:59] Nozomi     Outside of that,      you'd be a pervert, though. [07:03] Hime     I wish I had your outfit, Kyoko-chan. [07:05] Kyoko     The cape? [07:07] Kyoko     You just didn't think that through when     we chose our jobs in the beginning. [07:10] Hime     Well, the mage's incantations     seemed kinda hard. [07:14] Hime     I figured a bow was      something I could handle. [07:16] Nozomi     Nah, it's not that hard. [07:19] Nozomi     Kyoko can barely use her magic, either. [07:21] Kyoko     I beat that troll earlier, didn't I? [07:24] Nozomi     What's wrong? [07:26] Hime     I stepped in something. [07:36] Nozomi     What is this stuff?! [07:48] Suu     Oh, no... I feel... [07:50] Nozomi     Kyoko! Use your magic to do something! [07:56] Kyoko     Let's see... [07:57] Nozomi     Hurry it up! [08:00] Kyoko     I think you're fine, actually. [08:02] Nozomi     How is this fine?! [08:03] Kyoko     Well, it doesn't look like     it'll eat you or anything. [08:05] Hime     It won't? [08:06] Nozomi     Who cares?! Just do something! [08:09] Kyoko     There's nothing to worry about. [08:11] Kyoko     It'll just do sexy things to you     and put you in sexy positions for a while. [08:16] Nozomi     Hurry up and save us! [08:17] Hime     My armor... [08:18] Nozomi     It's melting! [08:20] Hime     Kyo-chan, please! [08:22] Kyoko     But if I use stuff like fire or ice,      it'll hit you guys, too. [08:27] Kyoko     What can I do? [08:29] Suu     How about salt water? [08:31] Suu     If this is a giant amoeba,     the osmotic pressure should... [08:34] Kyoko     That sounds pretty scientific,     but I guess I'll try. [08:37] Kyoko     One sec. [08:40] Hime     Hurry! Hurry! [08:42] Nozomi     Who said you could touch in there?! [08:43] Suu     I can't... [08:45] Hime     Stop! [08:52] Kyoko     There, that should do it. [08:55] Kyoko     Here goes. [08:57] Kyoko     Piassa, selassa, regomar! [09:00] Kyoko     Splash and soak! [09:18] Kyoko     Well, that's a pretty sexy sight. [09:20] Hime     I'm so embarrassed... [09:22] Nozomi     I'm not gonna forget this! SIGN    Personnel Only!! [09:28] Nozomi     All right, time to fight the final boss! SIGN    Personnel Only!! [09:32] Kyoko     That seems kinda lazy. [09:34] Nozomi     It's fine. Let's go. [09:38] Nozomi     'Scuse us... [09:44] Manami     I'm impressed you made it this far. [09:52] Manami     I am the queen of this labyrinth. [10:00] Nozomi     That's way too damn fitting. [10:02] Kyoko     The "queen" in which sense? [10:03] Hime     Which sense? [10:05] Kyoko     That kind of queen? [10:06] All     That kind? [10:07] Manami     Quiet! [10:08] Manami     Now, listen! [10:10] Manami     Mere combat skills and magic     won't be enough to defeat me. [10:15] Manami     You have to figure out the queen's secret, [10:18] Manami     or you can't conquer the labyrinth. [10:25] Manami     If you give the wrong answer, [10:28] Manami     you'll be trapped here     for the rest of your lives! [10:35] Kyoko     Is your secret... [10:38] Kyoko     that you pad your chest? [10:47] Manami     H-How did you...? [10:49] Both     Please. That's obvious. [10:52] Nozomi     Hey! Hold up! [11:05] Nozomi     Oh, crap! [11:06] Kyoko     Run! [11:08] Suu     Wait for me! [11:18] Kyoko     You just wrote this     as an inside joke, didn't you? [11:20] Akechi     Huh? [11:21] Akechi     Does it seem that way? [11:23] Suu     I like adventure stories, personally. [11:25] Hime     Me, too. [11:27] Kyoko     I could point out a lot     of problems with it, though. [11:30] Nozomi     For one thing, what good     is bikini armor gonna do? [11:39] Akechi     Good point... [11:42] [SONG] Title     We Tried Making a Fantasy     Story in RPG Style. [11:42] Kyoko     Hey, what are you looking at? SIGN    Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End? SIGN    Inukai | Katsura | Shima | Naraku | Aiko | Sassu-Sassu | Hime | Higashitetsu | Akechi SIGN    Mitama | Omaki | Sato | Kogata | Shimoike | Kojima | Kohina | Gokuraku (Nozomi) | Gokuraku (Akira) [12:09] Hime     Um... What's everyone doing? [12:13] Katsura     Ah, the favorite is here. [12:23] Kyoko     Okay, here we go. [12:25] Kyoko     Ready... [12:27] Kyoko     Begin! [12:30] Omaki     Sorry, but I build these muscles every day. [12:34] Omaki     I won't lose to someone     who's not even in a club! [12:39] Kyoko     And the class president wins. [12:42] Omaki     Man, that hurt... [12:44] Omaki     How are you so strong? [12:49] Manami     I build muscles in a     different way every day. [12:55] Omaki     I get it. [12:58] Kyoko     Okay, next. [13:00] Kyoko     Remember, no cheating. SIGN    Inukai Katsura [13:11] Nozomi     Arm wrestling is about     reading your opponent. [13:13] Nozomi     Watch her closely. [13:15] Suu     Okay, I will. [13:21] Suu     Watch her closely... [13:25] Aiko     Oh, man, she's staring at me... [13:29] Suu     Stare... [13:35] Shimoike     Are you ready? [13:37] Shimoike     Hakkeyoi! [13:38] Shimoike     Nokotta! [13:48] Shimoike     Aiko-chan wins. [13:56] Suu     I lost. [13:58] Nozomi     Jeez... [13:59] Katsura     You're up next, Hime. [14:01] Hime     Right... SIGN    Aiko Sassu-Sassu [14:08] Hime     Why is everyone taking this so seriously? [14:13] Shimoike     Okay, grab hands. [14:15] Katsura     I bet it'll be Princess. [14:17] Omaki     Fuku-chan's tough, too. [14:19] Omaki     She's one of the top five      in the prefecture in shot put. [14:24] Fuku     Her hands are bigger than I thought... [14:27] Shimoike     Are you ready? [14:28] Shimoike     Hakkeyoi! [14:31] Shimoike     Nokotta! [14:39] Someone     Check out Hime.     She's got the strength of a gorilla. [14:47] Fuku     There! [14:52] Hime     Aw, I lost! [14:57] Hime     Huh? [14:58] Shimoike     That one didn't count. [15:00] Fuku     Come on! Take this seriously! [15:02] Hime     But I am... [15:04] Katsura     If Hime loses, we'll all take turns     verifying whether or not her breasts are real. [15:11] Hime     Verifying? [15:12] Katsura     I mean directly of course, little lady! [15:17] Hime     What? But they are real! [15:20] Shimoike     Okay, let's start again. [15:22] Shimoike     Ready? [15:24] Shimoike     Hakkeyoi! [15:26] Shimoike     Nokotta! [15:29] Shimoike     Princess wins! [15:30] Hime     Are you okay? [15:32] Fuku     I lost... After all that training... [15:36] Fuku     A promise is a promise. [15:38] Fuku     Do as you will. [15:40] Hime     You don't have to take your clothes off! [15:43] Katsura     You weren't part of the bet. [15:45] Fuku     Oh... [15:46] Hime     Jeez... [15:49] Kyoko     You were supposed to be a match for me?      You're so weak. [15:53] Shima     So are... you! [15:59] Nozomi     You know, Akira... You have good reflexes, [16:03] Nozomi     but you have no muscle strength at all. [16:05] Nozomi     You should at least help     your mom out sometimes. [16:07] Akira     Shut up, you savage! [16:10] Nozomi     Hup! [16:14] Katsura     The kendo club member lost! [16:16] Fuku     And the tea club member won! SIGN    Shimoike Kojima SIGN    Hime Higashitetsu SIGN    Sato Kogata [16:29] Kyoko     Whew, I'm tired. [16:31] Hime     So why are we arm wrestling, anyway? [16:35] Katsura     Come on, Princess! You're up next! [16:38] Nozomi     Go get 'em. SIGN    Hime Higashitetsu [16:45] Nozomi     Hi-yah! [16:47] Katsura     Nozomi-chan wins! [16:49] Nozomi     Yes! [16:53] Shimoike     I lost. [16:54] Shimoike     But you two look the same,     so I guess it's okay. [16:57] Akira     This is dumb. Who cares about     contests of strength? SIGN    Gokuraku (Nozomi) Gokuraku (Akira) SIGN    Inukai SIGN    Hime SIGN    Mitama SIGN    Gokuraku (Nozomi) [17:14] Akechi     Okay, we've got our best four! [17:17] Akechi     That's my Michi! [17:19] Kyoko     No favoritism allowed. [17:22] Manami     I've known you for many years, [17:25] Manami     but it seems the time has     come to settle the score. [17:28] Nozomi     You always get so serious     when it comes to contests. [17:33] Inukai     Got anything? [17:35] Hime     Why are we arm wrestling? [17:41] Sato     I'm surprised no one's left      from any of the athletic teams. [17:45] Omaki     Well, Hime and Nozomi      are involved with local dojos. [17:50] Katsura     No false starting, okay? [17:52] Katsura     Ready... [17:56] Katsura     Go! [18:06] Manami     For a game, you're taking     this pretty seriously. [18:10] Nozomi     Well, I love competition, too. [18:36] Katsura     The winner is Mitama! [18:39] Nozomi     For real? [18:41] Nozomi     Also, you take this way too seriously. [18:44] Manami     We build up our bodies in different ways. [18:47] Kojima     So child-raising beats karate, huh? [18:50] Kyoko     Nothing's stronger than a mother,      as they say. [18:52] Kyoko     She's not a mother, though. [18:54] Shimoike     Okay, Inukaicchi and Princess are next. [18:57] Hime     Oh... Right. [19:03] Inukai     I'm sure it won't even be a contest. [19:06] Hime     You think so? [19:09] Omaki     I know about Princess, [19:11] Omaki     but how is Inukai so strong? [19:14] Katsura     Well, she's tall, and she was     into sports in middle school. [19:19] Akechi     Actually, it's love. [19:22] Omaki     Love? [19:24] Omaki     You're not gonna say it's because [19:25] Omaki     you guys get cozy ekiben     style every day, are you? [19:31] Katsura     Ekiben? Like, selling train station     bento boxes in train cars part-time? [19:34] Akechi     Good guess! [19:36] Akechi     And you're so dirty. [19:38] Omaki     You just have a dirty mind. [19:42] Inukai     Don't believe her. [19:45] Shimoike     Ready? [19:47] Shimoike     Hakkeyoi! [19:48] Shimoike     Nokotta! [19:51] Shimoike     Princess wins. [19:53] Inukai     You really are strong. [19:55] Hime     A-Are you okay? [19:58] Omaki     Your love lost. [20:00] Akechi     Maybe I didn't go about it the right way... [20:03] Omaki     Take it too far and you'll just look dumb. [20:14] Shimoike     Time for the final round! SIGN    Final Round [20:19] Manami     Need a break? [20:21] Hime     I'm totally fine. [20:23] Hime     Anyway, why are we arm wrestling? [20:26] Manami     Just so you know, I won't lose,     even if it is just a game. [20:30] Hime     Tama-chan, you sound kind of scary. [20:33] Shimoike     Are you both ready? [20:36] Shimoike     Hakkeyoi! [20:37] Shimoike     Nokotta! [21:16] Nozomi     I guess no one can beat Hime. [21:18] Kyoko     I guess. [21:20] Hime     Tama-chan, are you okay? [21:25] Manami     I feel like my little sisters lost. [21:29] Hime     Well, but you know...     I carry Shino-chan around a lot, too. [21:33] Hime     I think she weighs three times     as much as the Chi-chans. [21:41] Manami     Now I have an idea of how much you weigh. [21:44] Hime     D-Don't tell anyone!      I mean that, Tama-chan! [21:48] Hime     Okay?! [21:50] Hime     You can't tell anyone! SIGN    Hime SIGN    Mitama SIGN    Winner     Heroine SIGN    Hime, of course!! SIGN    Winner     Heroine SIGN    Hime, of course!! [21:54] Hime     Also, why were we arm wrestling? SIGN    Thank You For Watching!!