# Season 1
# 1 - When All Is Said And Done, Everyone Loves Kisses. | Did You Know That a Marathon Is a Microcosm of Life?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[00:29] Nozomi**
We're just acting!
You didn't have to actually do it!
**[00:32] Hime**
Huh?
**[00:35] Hime**
Ah, but...
**[00:37] Hime**
It was in the script...
**[00:40] Kyoko**
Was it?
**[00:47] Nozomi**
Where?
**[00:50] Hime**
Here.
***SIGN*** That's a must!
***SIGN*** *Do it for real
**[00:53] Nozomi**
It's handwritten.
**[00:56] Hyappo**
It wasn't me!
**[00:59] Kyoko**
So... someone wrote it into the script?
**[01:01] Nozomi**
But the scripts were just handed out today.
**[01:05] Hime**
I got mine from Komori-kun...
**[01:22] Komori**
Ow...
**[01:27] Nozomi**
Don't you run away.
**[01:30] Komori**
Yeah, but... Come on...
***SIGN*** Gokuraku Komori Prince:
**[01:33] (Flashback) Hyappo**
Komori.
**[01:35] (Flashback) Hyappo**
Komori.
**[01:36] (Flashback) Hyappo**
Komori.
***SIGN*** Prince: Gokuraku Komori
**[01:38] [SONG] Text**
Princess:
Ikkaku Mitama Kimihara
**[01:38] (Flashback) Hyappo**
That's it.
**[01:39] (Flashback) Hyappo**
Okay, so the prince will be
played by Komori Makoto-kun.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Komori**
All right!
**[01:44] (Flashback) Komori**
Yes!
**[01:46] (Flashback) Manami**
Komori-kun, sit down.
**[01:50] (Flashback) Manami**
Sit down right now.
***SIGN***
**[01:54] (Flashback) Komori**
Here's your script.
**[01:56] (Flashback) Hime**
Oh... Thank you.
**[02:01] (Flashback) Komori**
Let's knock 'em dead.
**[02:03] (Flashback) Hime**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:05] (Flashback) Nozomi**
What the heck? That creep!
**[02:07] (Flashback) Nekomi**
Hey, Komori.
Don't forget my foie gras roll.
**[02:10] (Flashback) Komori**
Hey! You idiot!
**[02:18] (Flashback) Manami**
So, because Komori-kun cheated through
the use of bribery and coercion,
**[02:23] (Flashback) Manami**
he is dismissed from the prince's role.
**[02:25] (Flashback) Manami**
The prince will now be played
by Gokuraku Nozomi-san.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Nozomi**
That's kind of a pain, too...
**[02:35] Komori**
I was supposed to play the prince...
**[02:39] Nozomi**
You totally brought this upon yourself.
**[02:42] Nozomi**
And you, Hime...
**[02:44] Nozomi**
Did you plan to actually kiss Komori?
**[02:46] Hime**
Huh?
**[02:47] Hime**
Well, I, uh...
**[02:51] Hime**
I thought it'd be fine if it
was with you, Nozomi-chan.
**[02:55] Akechi**
Hot and heavy, eh?
**[02:56] Inukai**
Sounds like love!
**[02:58] Nozomi**
What the heck...?
**[03:01] Manami**
All right, don't get so worked
up over a simple kiss.
**[03:04] Manami**
Time to continue with rehearsal.
**[03:06] Kyoko**
Oh? A simple kiss?
**[03:09] Manami**
Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[03:11] Manami**
In any case, it doesn't count if
it's between friends, right?
**[03:15] Manami**
Back to rehearsal!
**[03:17] Hime**
You heard her.
**[03:18] Hime**
Still, sorry about that.
**[03:20] Nozomi**
You don't have to apologize for that.
**[03:31] Nozomi**
Whew, I'm beat.
**[03:33] Nozomi**
Why does our class have to do a play?
**[03:35] Nozomi**
A chorus or something would've been easier.
**[03:37] Kyoko**
Probably because our class
president is such a go-getter.
**[03:42] Hime**
It's kinda fun, though, isn't it?
**[03:44] Nozomi**
Is it?
**[03:46] Kyoko**
Hey, you got to kiss Hime, didn't you?
**[03:49] Kyoko**
Oh? Didn't expect that reaction.
**[03:53] Kyoko**
Anyway, you're surprisingly
good at acting, Hime.
**[03:56] Hime**
Oh, yeah...
**[03:58] Hime**
I played a princess in middle school, too.
**[04:01] Hime**
And elementary school...
**[04:03] Hime**
And kindergarten.
**[04:05] Kyoko**
And in your nursery, too?
**[04:07] Hime**
Oh... Yeah!
**[04:09] Hime**
I was my daddy's princess, too!
**[04:11] Hime**
Because of my name, I guess...
**[04:13] Hime**
Uh, no, it's gotta be your
looks and behavior.
**[04:16] Hime**
I'd be fine with just being Passerby A.
**[04:19] Kyoko**
* What's this?*
* Is she really bragging that easily?*
**[04:33] Akechi**
'Sup?
**[04:34] Akechi**
Things are really coming along.
**[04:37] Akechi**
The costumes are mostly done,
too, so try them on.
**[04:44] Hime**
Wow!
**[04:46] Hime**
This is great!
**[04:47] Akechi**
Yep, that was hard work.
**[04:49] Akechi**
It's set in medieval Scandinavia, right?
**[04:51] Akechi**
So a centaur princess is actually
historically impossible.
**[04:54] Akechi**
It might have a shot in Russia, though,
**[04:55] Akechi**
so I used Russia, Central Asia, and the
Near and Middle East as references,
**[04:58] Akechi**
with a bit of Baroque
influence in the lace.
**[05:00] Akechi**
I guess you'd call it Bourbon style?
**[05:01] Akechi**
But the story's set in medieval Scandinavia,
and I don't know the playwright at all,
**[05:02] Inukai**
That's gonna go on for a while.
**[05:03] Inukai**
She's a real nerd when it comes
to history and costumes.
**[05:04] Akechi**
so I guess it doesn't have to
be historically accurate,
**[05:06] Akechi**
but that's exactly why I want
the details to be realistic!
**[05:08] Akechi**
But you know...
**[05:11] Akechi**
I thought I made it on the large side,
but it's pretty tight.
**[05:15] Hime**
Huh?!
**[05:18] Akechi**
Oh, that looks great! Way to go, me!
**[05:22] Fujimoto**
Hey, Mitama!
**[05:24] Fujimoto**
Can we bring the scenery in?
**[05:26] Manami**
Oh, sure. Please do.
**[05:28] Fujimoto**
All right, bring it in!
**[05:29] Guy**
Got it!
**[05:51] Manami**
Fujimoto-kun, may I?
**[05:53] Manami**
I'd like more braces on these.
**[05:56] Fujimoto**
We tested it out. It'll be fine.
**[05:57] Fujimoto**
No one can be heavier than Nekomi, right?
**[06:02] Hime**
Uh...
**[06:05] Manami**
Anyway...
**[06:06] Manami**
You never know what could happen,
so just reinforce it.
**[06:10] Fujimoto**
All right.
**[06:12] Manami**
Okay, now that we have the scenery in here,
**[06:15] Manami**
let's run through the whole thing,
with feeling.
**[06:19] Manami**
Oh... and of course, don't do *that*.
**[06:23] Manami**
Okay, begin!
**[06:25] GirlA**
This is the one with the real kiss, right?
**[06:27] GirlB**
Seriously?
**[06:30] GirlA**
Hey, aren't you going to kiss?
**[06:37] Manami**
They will not.
**[06:38] Girls**
Aw...
**[06:42] Manami**
Now we've got weird rumors going around...
***SIGN*** School Recital
**[07:02] Manami**
They're finished.
**[07:04] Fujimoto**
Okay, let's carry in our set.
**[07:06] Hime**
It's our turn! I'm getting nervous!
**[07:09] Nozomi**
Easy, girl.
**[07:12] Fujimoto**
Be careful with that.
**[07:16] Fujimoto**
It'll be fine!
**[07:18] Voice**
*Next is Class 1-1's play,
*A Dream Under the Midnight Sun*.*
**[07:58] Hyappo**
Good work. You were a great queen.
**[08:01] Hyappo**
True to form, huh?
**[08:02] Manami**
Shut up! I don't want to hear it!
**[08:05] Nozomi**
Good job out there.
**[08:06] Hime**
Yeah!
**[08:07] Nozomi**
Well, everyone ready for the climax?
**[08:15] Nozomi**
I love you, even if Heaven
and Earth should fall!
**[08:20] GirlC**
Oh, this is the kiss scene, isn't it?
**[08:22] GirlD**
Think they'll actually do it?
**[08:30] GirlD**
Nah, I guess they wouldn't
do that for real.
**[08:32] GirlC**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[08:46] Kyoko**
Hime! Nozomi!
**[09:18] Nozomi**
Thanks.
**[09:37] Nozomi**
The crowd loved it.
I'd say it went perfect!
**[09:39] Hime**
It seems it's causing some
trouble now, though.
**[09:43] Kyoko**
Yeah, one wrong move and you guys
would've been seriously hurt.
**[09:48] Nozomi**
Well, the class president
will take care of all that.
**[09:52] GirlA**
You guys were great!
**[09:55] Nozomi**
Thank you, thank you!
**[09:58] Nozomi**
What's wrong with you?
**[10:00] Nozomi**
Don't be all bashful.
**[10:01] Nozomi**
You're gonna make *me* embarrassed.
**[10:03] Hime**
But...
**[10:04] Kyoko**
At least you two are enjoying yourselves.
**[10:06] Nozomi**
What? Want me to kiss you, too?
**[10:09] Kyoko**
No need!
***SIGN*** #1 A Part
***SIGN*** When All Is Said
And Done,
Everyone Loves
Kisses.
***SIGN*** Did You Know That a Marathon Is a Microcosm of Life?
**[11:53] Teacher**
Modern mammals, birds, reptiles,
and amphibians have six legs.
**[12:01] Teacher**
It's believed that this
originated with fish,
***SIGN*** The Origin of Humans
**[12:04] Teacher**
whose pectoral, front ventral,
and rear ventral fins became legs.
**[12:11] Teacher**
The genes that determined the
shape of the pectoral fins
**[12:14] Teacher**
duplicated to form ventral fins,
**[12:16] Teacher**
which duplicated again to
form rear ventral fins.
**[12:20] Teacher**
Of course, in prehistoric times
there were also four-legged amphibians,
**[12:24] Teacher**
but they died out and left
no surviving descendants.
***SIGN*** Extinct
**[12:28] Teacher**
It's likely that, to support such
large bodies on such weak legs,
**[12:30] Teacher**
six legs were more advantageous than four.
**[12:35] Teacher**
Humans, the ultimate product of evolution,
**[12:38] Teacher**
can be broadly divided into
the following four groups.
***SIGN*** Catfolk Fauns
**[12:43] Teacher**
The first group includes the
catfolk, goatfolk, and fauns.
***SIGN*** Angelfolk
**[12:49] Teacher**
The next includes the
angelfolk and draconids.
***SIGN*** Centaurs
**[12:53] Teacher**
Third, the centaurs.
**[12:55] Teacher**
Weretigers also used to be
included in this group,
**[12:59] Teacher**
but they are now extinct.
***SIGN*** Merfolk
**[13:02] Teacher**
Finally, while none of the students
in this room are part of this group,
**[13:05] Teacher**
there's the merfolk.
**[13:09] Teacher**
In the past, the vast differences
in appearance between these groups
**[13:13] Teacher**
led to many wars and
abundant discrimination.
**[13:15] Teacher**
If the four-legged amphibians had survived,
**[13:19] Teacher**
become the dominant race,
and evolved into humans...
**[13:26] Teacher**
At most they might have had different
hair, skin, and eye colors,
**[13:30] Teacher**
but serious discrimination
would have been unlikely.
**[13:34] Teacher**
But the idea of a world where
humans have four limbs
**[13:39] Teacher**
is no more than a fantasy.
**[13:42] Teacher**
In our world, a single misstep
**[13:45] Teacher**
carries the danger of easily landing
us in a hellish situation.
**[13:49] Teacher**
Whether we become a world at war,
like the lesser nations,
**[13:52] Teacher**
or a peaceful world that
has attained harmony
**[13:56] Teacher**
depends on whether we can all
come together in equal unity.
**[14:01] Teacher**
Therefore, equality is often more valuable
**[14:04] Teacher**
than civil rights, and even life itself!
**[14:13] Teacher**
Now, we'll conclude with the
singing of the national anthem.
**[14:16] Manami**
Yes, ma'am.
**[14:17] Manami**
Stand.
**[14:35] Kyoko**
W-Wait...
**[14:44] Nozomi**
You're so slow.
**[14:46] Kyoko**
Run... slower...
**[14:50] Nozomi**
You're like this after only two kilometers?
**[14:52] Nozomi**
You really don't exercise enough, Kyoko.
**[14:55] Kyoko**
That's easy for you to say.
**[14:59] Kyoko**
In the first place, how is it fair that
we all have to run the same distance?
**[15:05] Hime**
I go running with my mom every day.
**[15:09] Hime**
We do about twenty kilometers.
**[15:10] Kyoko**
What for? To lose weight?
**[15:13] Hime**
Well...
**[15:16] Nozomi**
You don't look that fat to me, though.
**[15:20] Hime**
When centaurs get too heavy,
we can't turn our bodies normally,
**[15:23] Hime**
so we can't even wipe our own behinds.
**[15:26] Nozomi**
Wait, you can actually wipe your own?
**[15:29] Hime**
Of course I can!
**[15:32] Hime**
Jeez!
**[15:34] Kyoko**
Wait, I said...
**[15:42] Nozomi**
Kyoko, you'd better get in shape,
or you won't be able to wipe your butt.
**[15:46] Kyoko**
Not gonna happen!
**[15:47] Hime**
You never gain weight,
no matter how much you eat, do you?
**[15:50] Kyoko**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[15:52] Himeno**
You're so lucky.
**[15:54] Kyoko**
Wh-What? What was that laugh for?
**[15:58] Nozomi**
Well, Kyoko, you're just
perfectly straight up and down.
**[16:01] Nozomi**
That's nothing to be jealous of.
**[16:04] Kyoko**
I oughta slug you!
**[16:07] Nozomi**
Try to catch me, then!
**[16:08] Kyoko**
You little...! Stop! Hey!
**[16:11] Nozomi**
This way!
**[16:12] Kyoko**
Wait!
**[16:13] Nozomi**
Hey, you're running pretty fast.
**[16:16] Kyoko**
Wait...
**[16:20] Kyoko**
I can't...
**[16:25] Hime**
Are you okay?
**[16:26] Nozomi**
Jeez, don't kill yourself.
**[16:28] Kyoko**
Whose fault do you think this is?
**[16:35] Hime**
What now? Do you want me to carry you?
**[16:38] Kyoko**
No, no, that's a bad idea.
**[16:41] Kyoko**
I'd be accused of discrimination
and sent to a correctional clinic.
**[16:45] Nozomi**
That's a bit dramatic...
**[16:47] Kyoko**
No, it's not.
**[16:51] Kyoko**
In this country,
centaurs were once warriors,
**[16:53] Kyoko**
but in some countries they were basically
slaves that people used as mounts.
**[16:56] Kyoko**
So they crack down on that stuff.
**[16:58] Kyoko**
That's where most modern
laws originated, you know.
**[17:02] Kyoko**
Of course, just talking like
this is illegal, but still...
**[17:06] Nozomi**
Well, once you've caught your breath,
let's take our time finishing.
**[17:09] Kyoko**
It's okay. You can go on ahead.
**[17:14] Nozomi**
It's not like we're gunning
for first place or anything.
**[17:18] Hime**
I bet Tama-chan is trying for that, though.
**[17:20] Nozomi**
Yeah, that's what the class
president loves most of all.
**[17:25] Nozomi**
Well, if there were prize money,
I'd totally leave you behind.
**[17:31] Nozomi**
Okay, let's go.
**[17:33] Kyoko**
Huh? Already?
**[17:34] Nozomi**
We won't make it back
to the school in time.
**[17:38] Nozomi**
Come on!
**[17:39] Nozomi**
Let's get moving!
**[17:43] Hime**
Let's take our time, okay?
**[17:57] Kyoko**
Hey...
**[17:59] Kyoko**
Hime, how fast can you run
when you actually try?
**[18:04] Hime**
Hmm...
**[18:05] Hima**
I can run 100 meters in about nine seconds?
**[18:08] Kyoko**
Is that fast?
**[18:10] Nozomi**
It's super fast!
**[18:12] Hime**
Why don't I run for a bit?
**[18:13] Hime**
There are no cars coming,
so I'll run to the stoplight.
**[18:16] Nozomi**
Hey, be careful, will you?
**[18:18] Kyoko**
Okay, ready... Go!
**[18:23] Kyoko**
She's fast!
**[18:24] Nozomi**
Wait, is she gonna be able to stop?
**[18:26] Kyoko**
Hime! Stop, stop!
**[18:46] Driver**
Hey! What are you thinking?!
**[18:49] Hime**
I'm sorry!
**[18:54] Nozomi**
Hime!
**[18:56] Nozomi**
Are you okay?
**[18:58] Hime**
Yeah.
**[19:00] Nozomi**
Jeez...
**[19:02] Kyoko**
You really are fast!
**[19:04] Kyoko**
If you joined the track club,
you'd kick butt!
**[19:11] Hime**
I've been told that before,
so I tried joining once, but...
**[19:14] (Flashback) Voice**
Set!
**[19:16] (Flashback) Hime**
H-Huh?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Hume**
Huh?!
**[19:21] Nozomi**
Yeah, the tracks are divided up by race.
**[19:24] Hime**
Yeah.
**[19:25] Kyoko**
But wouldn't ball sports,
like basketball, be the same?
**[19:30] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Here! Pass!
**[19:35] Nozomi**
Hime has horsepower,
but she's kind of a klutz.
**[19:40] Kyoko**
What a waste.
**[19:42] Kyoko**
Still, just being faster than
most people must be nice.
**[19:46] Nozomi**
You're just way too out of shape, Kyoko.
**[19:49] Nozomi**
How long are you gonna lean on me, anyway?
**[19:53] Nozomi**
Come on, let's go.
**[19:54] Kyoko**
Sorry.
**[20:00] Teacher**
Hey, you three! Take this more seriously!
**[20:03] Teacher**
Lunch break is about to end!
**[20:05] Hime**
Okay!
**[20:06] Nozomi**
Wait, is that...?
**[20:11] Kyoko**
What are you doing there?
**[20:15] Akechi**
Oh, well... Running a marathon after
being up all night was too much.
**[20:19] Akechi**
Which means we're already over capacity,
**[20:21] Akechi**
so try your best to finish, Kyoko-chan!
**[20:23] Kyoko**
Huh?!
**[20:25] Teacher**
You heard her. Get moving!
**[20:27] Akechi**
See ya!
**[20:29] Inukai**
Bye.
**[20:35] Nozomi**
Don't get discouraged! Come on!
**[20:38] Hime**
Huh?
**[20:40] Hime**
Nozomi-chan, that's the wrong way!
**[20:43] Nozomi**
The patrol's already gone past us,
so let's take a shortcut.
**[20:47] Kyoko**
That's an unusually good idea from you.
**[20:50] Nozomi**
You're one to talk!
**[20:53] Hime**
Is this really okay?
**[20:56] Kyoko**
This is still...
**[20:58] Kyoko**
pretty far...
**[21:00] Nozomi**
That's what happens when you slack off
all the time and never exercise.
**[21:04] Hime**
We're almost at the goal!
**[21:08] Manami**
You're finally here.
**[21:09] Manami**
Afternoon classes are starting.
***SIGN*** Midterm Exam Scores
***SIGN*** Kimihara Himeno
***SIGN*** 602 Inukai Michi
***SIGN*** Midterm Exam Scores
**[21:34] Kyoko**
What's with you?
**[21:35] Kyoko**
Let's see, you're...
**[21:39] [SONG] Text**
Students ranked below 300
will take supplementary lessons
and a make-up exam.
299
Gokuraku Nozomi
**[21:41] Kyoko**
Oh...
**[21:42] Kyoko**
Well, that's bad.
**[21:49] Kyoko**
That's what happens when you
slack off all the time.
**[21:52] Himeno**
Now, come on. Let's all study together.
**[21:55] Kyoko**
Don't spoil her so much, Hime.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Beauty Is a Double-Edged Sword.
**[23:32] [SONG] Title2**
Water People Living in Water and Mountain
People Living in Mountains Really Are Just That.
# 2 - Beauty Is A Double-Edged Sword | Water People Living in Water And Mountain People Living In Mountains Really Are Just That.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:35] Friend**
It's been so long!
Since our reunion, right?
**[01:39] Rino**
That's right.
**[01:42] Friend**
Are you still all lovey-dovey
with that bear-gorilla?
**[01:46] Rino**
Of course not.
**[01:48] Rino**
Since our daughter was born,
she's all he sees.
**[01:54] Friend**
Her name's Himeno-chan, right?
**[01:56] Rino**
I'm impressed you remember.
**[01:58] Rino**
You were the queen of forgetting things.
**[02:01] Friend**
Does Himeno-chan
**[02:02] Friend**
look more like you or the bear-gorilla?
**[02:05] Rino**
Are you thinking of messing
with my daughter, too?
**[02:08] Friend**
Oh, please!
**[02:10] Friend**
It's for work, that's all.
**[02:11] [SONG] Text**
Released
Today
***SIGN*** Find Your Early Summer Outfit Right Here!!
**[02:31] Nozomi**
Hime?
**[02:33] Nozomi**
Or is it? She looks a little different...
***SIGN*** Cute, lovable, girlish style
**[02:44] Nozomi**
I think she has too much
sex appeal to be Hime...
**[02:50] Nozomi**
Who was that?!
**[02:51] Akechi**
Hey, watch it.
**[02:54] Nozomi**
Oh, it's you, Akechi?
**[02:58] Akechi**
Anyway...
**[03:01] Nozomi**
What are you laughing about?
**[03:04] Akechi**
Oh...
**[03:07] Akechi**
Just thinking that the little shota girl
Nozomi-chan has really come of age.
**[03:12] Nozomi**
Who are you calling a shota girl?
**[03:13] Nozomi**
What are you even talking about?
**[03:16] Akechi**
Starting to take an interest
in fashion, are we?
**[03:19] Nozomi**
Huh?!
**[03:21] Nozomi**
No, I'm not! This is...
**[03:24] Nozomi**
Here, look!
**[03:27] Nozomi**
See? Doesn't she look like Hime?
**[03:32] Akechi**
That *is* her, isn't it?
**[03:36] Nozomi**
You think so, too?
**[03:38] Akechi**
That's pretty amazing, though!
She's on the cover already?
**[03:43] Nozomi**
Is that amazing?
**[03:44] Akechi**
Of course it is! Tons of people
want that to happen to them!
**[03:50] Akechi**
It's such a shame...
**[03:52] Nozomi**
What is?
**[03:54] Akechi**
Himeno-chan is going to be in a totally
different world from us now.
**[03:57] Akechi**
I mean, she's a model!
**[03:59] Akechi**
I bet she's going to be busy.
**[04:02] Akechi**
She'll even have to go to
work right after school.
**[04:05] Akechi**
She won't have time to hang
out with you anymore.
**[04:08] Akechi**
Sad, huh?
**[04:10] Nozomi**
Shut up!
**[04:11] Akechi**
Why don't you try being a model, too?
**[04:14] Nozomi**
Me?
**[04:15] Akechi**
I think there's a demand for your type.
**[04:17] Nozomi**
I don't know anything
about fashion, though.
**[04:20] Akechi**
That's no problem!
**[04:22] Akechi**
Just come to my place.
**[04:23] Akechi**
I'll teach you everything.
**[04:26] Akechi**
Drool...
**[04:27] Nozomi**
I don't think so.
**[04:28] Akechi**
Why not?
**[04:30] Nozomi**
You just had a nasty look in your eyes.
**[04:35] Akechi**
Well, now I have no choice...
**[04:43] Akechi**
Our school doesn't allow
students to work, does it?
**[04:47] Akechi**
I think a second-year who
got caught was expelled.
**[04:51] Akechi**
Well, what to do?
**[04:53] Akechi**
Himeno-chan's fate is in
your hands, Nozomi-chan.
**[04:58] Nozomi**
You really are nasty.
***SIGN*** Bus Stop
Akechi Mansion
**[05:08] Akechi**
You wear a bra! That's unexpected!
**[05:10] Nozomi**
Of course I do. You've seen me during P.E.
**[05:14] Akechi**
Why don't we comb out your
hair and try a wig?
**[05:28] Akechi**
Wow! You look like a doll!
**[05:32] Nozomi**
Hang on, this is cosplay!
**[05:35] Nozomi**
This is just your own hobby!
**[05:37] Akechi**
Figured me out, huh?
**[05:42] Akechi**
Okay, let's try the next one!
**[05:45] Inukai**
This magazine, though...
**[05:47] Inukai**
It's amazing that Himeno-chan's in it,
**[05:50] Inukai**
but what demand is there for
an Antarctican snake girl?
**[05:55] Inukai**
Do snake people even read this?
**[05:59] Akechi**
A few do, apparently.
**[06:01] Akechi**
Also, "snake people" is derogatory.
Call them "Antarcticans."
**[06:05] Akechi**
Of course, magazines like this
have to treat all races equally.
**[06:12] Nozomi**
You know...
**[06:14] Nozomi**
If you're just going to use me as
a dress-up doll, I'm leaving.
**[06:18] Akechi**
Aw...
**[06:26] Akechi**
Hey, expulsion makes it hard to get
letters of recommendation, doesn't it?
**[06:30] Inukai**
Now, come on...
**[06:40] Himeno**
Nozomi-chan, you seem down.
**[06:42] Nozomi**
Do I?
**[06:44] Kyoko**
Is it about to rain?
**[06:47] Nozomi**
Hey, Hime...
**[06:50] Nozomi**
Is there anything you're hiding from us?
**[06:52] Hime**
Huh?
**[06:54] (Flashback) Hime**
This is delicious!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kyoko**
We made a good call.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Eat too many of those and you'll get fat.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Hime**
You're right.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Hime**
Well, bye.
**[07:17] Hime**
Um... Like what?
**[07:22] Kyoko**
This, right?
**[07:24] Hime**
Oh, you meant that?
**[07:27] Nozomi**
I don't know what you were thinking,
**[07:29] Nozomi**
but isn't this a bad thing?
**[07:31] Hime**
Huh? Why?
***SIGN*** Student Handbook
**[07:35] Kyoko**
"Working part-time while attending
this school is forbidden."
**[07:40] Hime**
It's not like I got paid for it, though...
**[07:44] Nozomi**
Is that what matters?
**[07:45] Kyoko**
I don't think so.
**[07:49] Hime**
Well, that magazine...
**[07:51] Hime**
Its editor-in-chief is a friend of my mom's.
**[07:54] Hime**
They have trouble getting centaur
models, so she begged me.
**[08:00] Kyoko**
Yeah, there aren't many centaurs around.
**[08:03] Kyoko**
Isn't this your debut, though?
**[08:05] Hime**
Oh, I won't be doing that!
**[08:07] Kyoko**
Why not? Because it's against the rules?
**[08:11] Hime**
Well...
**[08:13] Hime**
I'd be too embarrassed...
**[08:16] Hime**
And I'd have to watch my weight, too.
**[08:19] Hime**
And the editor-in-chief's
eyes kind of scare me...
**[08:24] Kyoko**
I think you could pull it off, though.
**[08:26] Kyoko**
School rules aside, of course.
**[08:28] Hime**
I could never stick it out.
**[08:33] Kyoko**
Have you thought about
being an amateur model, then?
**[08:38] Kyoko**
You're cute, and you've got the height.
**[08:40] Kyoko**
I bet you could be a professional
model in the future.
**[08:43] Hime**
A model isn't what I want to be, though...
**[08:46] Kyoko**
What, then?
**[08:48] Hime**
A doctor, I think.
**[08:51] Nozomi**
You, a doctor? That's kinda scary.
**[08:55] Hime**
Why?!
**[08:57] Kyoko**
Well, it's just as scary for Hime.
**[09:01] Kyoko**
Doctors get sued for malpractice and stuff.
**[09:05] Hime**
That's true.
**[09:07] Hime**
That's why I'm thinking it might
be better to be a veterinarian...
**[09:14] Hime**
But that's just as scary,
because I might get bitten.
**[09:18] Hime**
And I've never had any
pets other than fish.
**[09:21] Nozomi**
What about a fishmonger, then?
One who sells tropical fish.
**[09:25] Kyoko**
Fishmongers sell fish for eating.
**[09:28] Hime**
Tropical fish are difficult to keep.
**[09:30] Hime**
You have to watch the nitrate levels,
pH, temperature, and everything.
**[09:35] Nozomi**
Goldfish from festival stalls
**[09:37] Nozomi**
never have their bowls cleaned
or anything, but they live forever.
**[09:41] Hime**
That's fine for them.
Algae produces oxygen through photosynthesis,
**[09:45] Hime**
breaks down their poop,
and even serves as food for them.
**[09:48] Hime**
Humans cause the problem by cleaning
their bowls just for easier viewing.
**[09:52] Nozomi**
Wow, you sound like some kind of expert.
**[09:55] Hime**
Oh, please!
**[09:56] Hime**
But even if you go into medicine,
**[09:59] Hime**
in basic medicine, all you do is research.
**[10:01] Hime**
And my dad says that rather than
biological or scientific research,
**[10:05] Hime**
medicinal research is better
because it has a higher budget.
**[10:09] Kyoko**
I see...
**[10:11] Nozomi**
You've actually thought this through.
**[10:14] Kyoko**
Maybe we should start thinking
about the future, too.
**[10:18] Kyoko**
Though I'm sure you'll be taking
over the dojo, Nozomi.
**[10:22] Nozomi**
Never gonna happen!
**[10:27] Nozomi**
I feel like I'm forgetting something...
**[10:39] Kyoko**
So that happened.
**[10:44] Nozomi**
What?
**[10:45] Inukai**
I've got something you'll want
to hear. Listen to this...
**[10:51] Inukai**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[10:54] Nozomi**
What?!
**[10:56] Hime**
Is something wrong?
**[10:57] Nozomi**
No, nothing.
**[11:00] Nozomi**
Thanks, Inukai. You're pretty okay.
**[11:03] Inukai**
Don't mention it.
**[11:10] Nozomi**
I heard you're working
part-time at a maid café!
**[11:13] Akechi**
Oops... You found out, huh?
**[11:16] Nozomi**
That's all you have to say?!
**[11:18] Nozomi**
Well, won't you be expelled too, then?
**[11:22] Akechi**
I have faith that I'll be fine,
because you're my friend.
**[11:28] Nozomi**
So you're saying Hime isn't your friend?
**[11:36] Akechi**
Of course she's my friend!
***SIGN*** Beauty
Is A Double-Edged Sword.
***SIGN*** What?
**[11:46] [SONG] Title**
Water People Living in Water
And Mountain People Living In Mountains
Really Are Just That.
***SIGN*** Furukanata Station
**[11:57] Kyoko**
Brr, I'm freezing...
**[12:02] Kyoko**
It sure is cold today.
**[12:04] Nozomi**
You really can't handle the cold at all, huh?
**[12:07] Kyoko**
I'm fragile.
**[12:09] Kyoko**
I don't discipline myself with
cold water baths, like you do.
**[12:13] Nozomi**
I don't do that!
**[12:16] Kyoko**
Talking about cold stuff is
making me even colder...
**[12:20] Manami**
Hey, stop that!
**[12:23] Akechi**
Nope!
**[12:25] Akechi**
So warm!
**[12:27] Manami**
Jeez...
**[12:28] Akechi**
Hey, it's not like you've
got anything to lose.
**[12:30] Akechi**
Wow, you really don't have anything...
**[12:33] Manami**
Hey! She's your girlfriend, isn't she?
**[12:35] Manami**
Do something!
**[12:36] Akechi**
Yeah, if only I could...
**[12:41] Akechi**
Morning, you three!
**[12:43] Nozomi**
Hey.
**[12:45] Hime**
Morning!
**[12:46] Kyoko**
Morning.
**[12:47] Akechi**
Hey, why don't you three get in here, too?
**[12:49] Akechi**
It's nice and warm!
**[12:51] Manami**
Who said you could invite them?!
**[12:53] Akechi**
Aw...
**[12:55] Akechi**
Isn't that what these wings are for?
**[12:57] Manami**
They're for me!
**[13:00] Manami**
Besides, the idea that angelfolk's wings
developed as protection against the cold
**[13:04] Manami**
is just one of many theories!
**[13:07] Akechi**
I know they might just be
decorative, like my horns...
**[13:12] Akechi**
But they *are* warm, so what's the problem?
**[13:15] Kyoko**
Lucky...
**[13:16] Nozomi**
Oh, come on.
**[13:23] Kyoko**
So warm...
**[13:25] Nozomi**
Hey, stop. You'll bother Hime.
**[13:27] Hime**
I don't really mind...
**[13:30] Nozomi**
You're okay with this?
**[13:32] Nozomi**
You were talking about getting sent to
a correctional clinic the other day.
**[13:36] Kyoko**
Well, it'd be a problem if I
got up on her completely,
**[13:39] Kyoko**
but surely I won't be arrested just
for leaning on her shoulder.
**[13:43] Nozomi**
Then I will, too.
**[13:45] Hime**
Huh?
**[13:46] Hime**
Jeez, both of you are embarrassing me!
**[13:53] Akechi**
Getting hot and heavy, eh?
**[13:59] Komori**
Lucky...
**[14:01] Hyappo**
I'm not letting you in mine!
**[14:03] Komori**
Who'd want to snuggle up to you?!
**[14:07] Nozomi**
Anyway, Kyoko, for someone who can't handle
heat, you're pretty weak with the cold, too.
**[14:12] Kyoko**
I have a delicate constitution.
**[14:15] Kyoko**
That stuff doesn't bother you, Hime?
**[14:17] Hime**
Hmm...
**[14:19] Hime**
I don't mind the cold, I guess.
**[14:21] Hime**
I can't stand heat, though.
**[14:23] Kyoko**
I can imagine, with such a large body.
**[14:27] Kyoko**
Animals in polar regions
are always big, you know?
**[14:30] Hime**
Uh-huh.
**[14:32] Kyoko**
That's because
**[14:34] Kyoko**
it reduces the ratio of body
mass to surface area,
**[14:38] Kyoko**
helping them maintain a
constant temperature.
**[14:40] Hime**
I see...
**[14:41] Nozomi**
I'm not sure I get it...
**[14:43] Nozomi**
Are you saying Hime is a polar bear?
**[14:45] Hime**
A polar bear...
**[14:47] Hime**
Those are kind of cute,
but also kind of not.
**[14:51] Hime**
Hey, Kyo-chan.
**[14:54] Hime**
Why don't you try the opposite
of clearing your mind,
**[14:57] Hime**
and thinking about times
when you felt warm?
**[14:59] Nozomi**
Wait, something good happened
to you in spring, right?
**[15:12] (Flashback) Nozomi**
This heat is unbearable.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Guy**
Hi there. Watch your step.
**[15:26] (Flashback) Nozomi**
It's almost like a jungle.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Hime**
I can smell salt, though.
***SIGN*** 14th High School For Waterfolk
**[15:57] (Flashback) Miura**
Welcome, everyone,
to the 14th High School for Waterfolk.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Miura**
I'm Miura, the representative of Class 1,
your partners in this joint class.
**[16:01] Komori**
Wow! Mermaids!
**[16:03] Nozomi**
Quit staring.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Miura**
Thanks for coming so far.
**[16:05] Komori**
Man, they're all so hot...
**[16:06] (Flashback) Manami**
Not at all. Thank you for having us.
**[16:07] Komori**
And their racks are huge!
**[16:08] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Where are you looking?!
**[16:10] (Flashback) Komoei**
Their boobs!
**[16:12] (Flashback) MermaidA**
Mountainfolk have such weird bodies.
**[16:15] (Flashback) MermaidB**
That one with the flat chest...
Is she really a girl?
**[16:20] (Flashback) Miura**
All right, this way.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Merfolk kinda look more like
upright snakes than fish.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Hime**
Maybe they're treading water?
**[16:34] (Flashback) Hime**
If they swam normally,
their textbooks would get wet.
**[16:37] (Flashback) Miyako**
That's right. The water level's
been lowered today, too.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Miyako**
I'll show you how we really swim later,
during our free period.
***SIGN*** Joint Classroom
**[16:46] (Flashback) Hime**
Hi!
**[16:47] (Flashback) Girl**
Hi.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Nice to meet you.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Girl**
Yeah, same to you.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Kyoko**
H—
**[16:51] (Flashback) Guy1**
So, what's your name?
**[16:54] (Flashback) Guy2**
Hey, wanna sneak out with
me during free period?
**[16:57] (Flashback) Guy1**
I got to her first!
**[16:59] (Flashback) Guy1**
I'll show you around town.
**[17:01] (Flashback) Guy3**
Nah, you should come with me!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Guy3**
We can go and—
**[17:04] (Flashback) Guy1**
You just tried to hit on
that other girl earlier!
**[17:06] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Kyoko's a hit with the guys.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Girl**
Faces like hers are uncommon around here.
**[17:11] (Flashback) Manami**
You all certainly do have beautiful
figures and large eyes.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Miura**
Oh, not at all...
**[17:17] (Flashback) Manami**
They all look like this in paintings...
**[17:24] (Flashback) Komori**
Quit hanging on me.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Guy**
It's your fault for being so huge!
**[17:27] (Flashback) Girl**
I love it!
**[17:28] (Flashback) Girl**
How cute!
**[17:29] (Flashback) Guy**
She's huge!
**[17:32] (Flashback) Manami**
I see.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Girl**
But you'd be pretty popular yourself.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Nozomi**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[17:41] (Flashback) Girl**
Hey, you're not actually a boy, are you?
**[17:45] (Flashback) Nozomi**
What?!
***SIGN*** Shota
BL Book
**[17:46] (Flashback) Girl**
Well, you look just like the
protagonist of this book!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Nozomi**
I do not!
**[17:53] (Flashback) Girl**
Oh, really?
**[17:54] (Flashback) Nozomi**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[17:57] (Flashback) Girl**
Aw, I'm sorry.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Manami**
It's awfully noisy over there...
**[18:07] (Flashback) Teacher**
All right, let's begin class.
**[18:15] (Flashback) Manami**
Hey!
**[18:22] (Flashback) Miura**
Quiet!
**[18:30] Manami**
*I feel like... I've lost.*
**[18:32] (Flashback) Teacher**
Ahem. Now then, all of you
from Shin Kanata High...
**[18:36] Kyoko**
You call that a good memory?
**[18:38] Nozomi**
Well, it's not often guys
flock to you like that.
**[18:42] Kyoko**
What was that?
**[18:44] Kyoko**
Not to mention, I almost ended
up with heatstroke after that.
**[18:47] Nozomi**
That place must be warm
in winter, though, huh?
**[18:51] Kyoko**
Actually, I heard it's cold.
**[18:54] Nozomi**
But aren't they naked all year round?
**[18:56] Nozomi**
How do they manage?
**[18:58] Kyoko**
They're built differently to
people of other races.
***SIGN*** Veins
***SIGN*** Artery
**[19:01] Kyoko**
They do spend their whole
lives in water, after all.
**[19:06] Kyoko**
Man, we're talking about
cold stuff again.
**[19:11] Koma**
Oops... I'm sorry.
**[19:13] Hime**
Oh, it's all right.
**[19:17] Ruru**
You need to keep your eyes forward.
**[19:19] Koma**
Right.
**[19:26] Nozomi**
Merfolk still seem kinda
overpowering to me.
**[19:30] Hime**
Still, I sort of envy how he was
carrying her like a princess.
**[19:39] Nozomi**
Is your boyfriend a crane?
**[19:40] Hime**
I'm not *that* heavy!
**[19:45] Ruru**
I wish my fins were legs.
**[19:48] Koma**
Don't say that.
**[19:50] Koma**
Centaurs are able to support their upper
bodies because they have strong ligaments.
**[19:55] Koma**
Waterfolk don't have that support.
**[20:00] Koma**
What?
**[20:02] Ruru**
Is it because you're a guy?
**[20:05] Ruru**
Or because you're a STEM major?
**[20:06] Friend1**
Hey, it's Koma and Shizuura.
**[20:11] Friend1**
You always have it rough, huh, Koma?
**[20:13] Koma**
No, I really don't...
**[20:16] Ruru**
That's right. He does this
because he wants to!
**[20:20] Friend1**
Oh? Sounds like someone's showing off.
**[20:23] Friend2**
Well, we don't want to interrupt.
**[20:26] Friend2**
Let's get going.
**[20:30] Friend1**
Why does Koma go through all that?
**[20:33] Friend1**
Just because they've been friends
since they were kids...
**[20:36] Friend1**
And because she's a little
pretty and has big boobs...
**[20:40] Friend2**
Hang on. Isn't that more than enough?
**[20:44] Friend2**
An old friend, pretty, big boobs...
***SIGN*** Attractive upper body with revealing design
***SIGN*** Gentle assistance for the hip line
***SIGN*** Flexible body cover
***SIGN*** High-efficiency balancers
**[21:03] Voice**
The Cyber Troll Company's latest
walking assistance machine!
**[21:09] Doctor**
Climbs up and down stairs freely!
**[21:11] Doctor**
Even if you lose your balance...
**[21:14] Doctor**
It offers the perfect assist!
**[21:16] Doctor**
Its high-efficiency balancer organs
even make surfing possible!
**[21:19] Lady**
But, Doctor, some say that
allotting most of the equal
**[21:23] Lady**
supplementary budget to merfolk
is reverse discrimination.
**[21:28] Doctor**
This is necessary in order to
achieve perfect equality.
**[21:31] Doctor**
That very effort is the
progress Japan has made.
**[21:34] Doctor**
In addition, this will lead
to worldwide happiness!
**[21:35] Koma**
I'm back.
**[21:36] Koma**
What're you watching?
**[21:38] Ruru**
A walking assistance machine for merfolk.
***SIGN*** Add to Cart
**[21:41] Ruru**
I want one.
**[21:42] Koma**
That's expensive!
**[21:44] Ruru**
No, I can get financial aid.
**[21:47] Koma**
Uh... Er...
**[21:53] Ruru**
You're right. It's still expensive.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality?
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?
# 3 - Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality? | Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:35] Shino**
Hime-neetan, I love-love you!
**[01:38] Shino**
Kiss!
**[01:40] Rino**
Himeno is certainly popular with girls.
**[01:43] Midoriko**
What's wrong with that?
**[01:44] Midoriko**
It's better than getting
into trouble with boys.
**[01:47] Midoriko**
Of course, since Hime-chan's so pretty,
**[01:50] Midoriko**
I'd think boys won't
leave her alone, either.
**[01:52] Midoriko**
I'm always nagging Shino,
**[01:55] Midoriko**
so she must love how
Hime-neetan spoils her.
**[02:00] Rino**
Still, though...
**[02:01] Rino**
Shino-chan looks just like Himeno
did when she was little.
**[02:04] Midoriko**
Really? What a lucky break!
**[02:06] Midoriko**
Hey, Shino, you're gonna be
a beauty when you grow up!
**[02:11] Midoriko**
Now, if she'd just take after her brains,
too, it'd be perfect.
**[02:15] Rino**
I don't know if that'd be for the best.
**[02:17] Midoriko**
What are you talking about?
**[02:19] Midoriko**
If my daughter got into a national
prep school like yours did,
**[02:23] Midoriko**
what more could I ask for?
**[02:25] Midoriko**
A national school would be a
lifesaver for our budget!
**[02:28] Rino**
Is it that simple?
**[02:30] Rino**
*If you do go to a good school...*
**[02:32] Rino**
* How could you buy all those books?*
* We still have loans to pay off!*
**[02:36] Rino**
It's best to let kids grow
up worry-free, I think.
**[02:41] Midoriko**
Only people who have that
option can say that.
**[02:43] Hime**
Want to go to my room?
**[02:49] Hime**
The hero returned to his homeland,
**[02:52] Hime**
where he drew up a constitution
**[02:54] Hime**
and lived a long, democratic lifestyle with
the former princess and all the animals.
**[03:00] Hime**
The end.
**[03:03] Hime**
Are you too hot, Shino-chan?
**[03:05] Shino**
Nope, I'm not hot!
**[03:07] Hime**
You're awfully sweaty, though.
**[03:11] Hime**
Why don't we go buy some ice cream?
**[03:13] Shino**
Let's go!
**[03:16] Rino**
See, short-selling is when you borrow shares,
sell them, and then buy them back.
**[03:21] Rino**
The buy and sell rates—
**[03:22] Hime**
Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis!
**[03:24] Hime**
You'll be here for a while, right?
**[03:26] Midoriko**
Yeah, this will probably
take another three hours.
**[03:55] Hime**
Tama-chan... and your triplet sisters!
**[03:59] Manami**
Oh, Kimihara-san.
**[04:01] Manami**
I don't often see you outside of school.
**[04:03] Chiho**
She has big boobies!
**[04:06] Hime**
Stop saying boobies!
**[04:06] Chi**
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!
**[04:08] Manami**
Girls!
**[04:09] Hime**
It's been a while, Chiho-chan,
Chinami-chan, and Chigusa-chan.
**[04:13] Chiho**
Hello kiss!
**[04:17] Chiho**
Kiss!
**[04:18] Shino**
No!
**[04:20] Shino**
Hime-neetan is my onee-tan!
**[04:23] Shino**
I'm the only one who can kiss her!
**[04:27] Chiho**
Want to kiss our big sister?
**[04:29] Shino**
No.
**[04:30] [SONG] Text**
Pedestrians and
Bicycles Only
**[04:35] Shino**
Now, listen. You only kiss
people you love-love.
**[04:39] Chigusa**
But we love-love the big onee-chan.
**[04:42] Shino**
It's different!
**[04:43] Shino**
Hime-neetan loves me most of all!
**[04:46] Chinami**
So you keep her all to yourself?
**[04:48] Chigusa**
That's not very nice.
**[04:50] Chi**
Yeah!
**[04:52] Chiho**
Our big sister kisses all of us,
and Sue-chan, too.
**[04:55] Chiho**
Four times a day!
**[04:57] Chiho**
A good morning kiss...
**[05:00] Chiho**
A goodbye kiss...
**[05:02] Chiho**
A welcome home kiss...
**[05:05] Chiho**
And a goodnight kiss.
**[05:08] Manami**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
**[05:11] Chinami**
Is the big onee-chan your friend, Nee-chan?
**[05:16] Manami**
Yes, she is.
**[05:17] Chinami**
Does that mean you love-love her?
**[05:19] Manami**
Well, I suppose I don't hate her.
**[05:23] Chinami**
Do you kiss the big onee-chan?
**[05:31] Manami**
I do not.
**[05:33] Chinami**
Why not?
**[05:34] Manami**
Because.
**[05:35] Manami**
Girls don't kiss each other
once they've grown up.
**[05:39] Chigusa**
Really?
**[05:40] Hime**
It's true.
**[05:48] Akechi**
Now, this is an unusual combination.
**[05:51] Akechi**
Your kid sister, Princess?
**[05:53] Hime**
She's my cousin.
**[05:55] Akechi**
And these are...?
**[05:56] Akechi**
Wow, clone sisters?
**[05:58] Manami**
They're my sisters.
**[06:00] Chi**
Hello!
**[06:02] Chigusa**
Are you Nee-chan's friends?
**[06:04] Akechi**
That's right.
**[06:06] Chiho**
But since you're big, you don't kiss her,
even though you love-love her?
**[06:09] Akechi**
Kiss?
**[06:11] Chiho**
Nee-chan said girls don't
kiss once they grow up.
**[06:14] Akechi**
That's not true at all. Watch!
**[06:21] Akechi**
There, see?
**[06:23] Manami**
Don't you, "There, see?" me!
**[06:25] Manami**
How could you do that
in front of children?!
**[06:27] Akechi**
Don't be such a stiff.
You're not some old-timey PTA hag.
**[06:30] Manami**
Who are you calling a hag?!
**[06:33] Chi**
They kissed.
**[06:34] Manami**
Forget that!
**[06:38] Hime**
Um...
**[06:40] Akechi**
See? Even when you're big,
it's good to kiss someone you love.
**[06:45] Chinami**
So Nee-chan is wrong?
**[06:47] Akechi**
Yep.
**[06:49] Akechi**
But... a kiss on the mouth isn't
for just anyone you love-love.
**[06:53] Akechi**
That should be saved for
just one special person.
**[06:59] Chigusa**
Is that something you figure
out when you grow up?
**[07:02] Akechi**
Yeah, that's right.
**[07:04] Chi**
And pervy things, too?
**[07:06] Akechi**
Well... Yeah, I guess...
**[07:09] Akechi**
What? I explained it well.
**[07:12] Akechi**
Oh, you can still kiss anyone
you like on the cheek.
**[07:15] Akechi**
Like this. Watch.
**[07:19] Manami**
H-Hey!
**[07:25] Hime**
Wait, were we friends?
**[07:28] Akechi**
Aw, come on. We're besties!
**[07:32] Shino**
No! Hime-neetan only love-loves me!
**[07:37] Akechi**
Okay, I'll just kiss you, then.
**[07:42] Manami**
That's enough.
**[07:44] Inukai**
We're out of time.
**[07:48] Akechi**
See ya later, kittens.
**[07:50] Chi**
Bye-bye, pervy onee-chan!
**[07:56] Chigusa**
Want me to give you a kiss?
**[07:57] Shino**
No! I don't love-love you!
**[08:03] Shino**
Nee-nee!
**[08:04] Hime**
Why not?
**[08:07] Chigusa**
She ran away!
**[08:09] Chigusa**
Don't run away!
**[08:11] Shino**
Stop!
**[08:12] Hime**
U-Uh...
**[08:13] Manami**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:15] Manami**
Playing around together will
help them become friends.
**[08:19] Shino**
No!
**[08:20] Chi**
Wait up! Wait up!
**[08:25] Manami**
What?
**[08:26] Hime**
You seem almost like a mom, Tama-chan.
**[08:30] Manami**
I guess I'd have to agree with that.
**[08:32] Manami**
So don't cause any trouble
in class, all right?
**[08:35] Hime**
Uh...
**[08:47] Hime**
Aw, and these are your best clothes...
**[08:52] Manami**
Looking after small children makes you
understand the struggles a mother endures.
**[08:57] Hime**
Whoa, Tama-chan...
**[09:00] Shino**
Are you mad?
**[09:02] Hime**
No, I'm not mad.
**[09:08] Shino**
Bye-bye!
**[09:09] Chi**
See ya!
**[09:10] Chinami**
I'll give you a kiss next time!
**[09:19] Rino**
Did you fall in a ditch or something?
**[09:23] Rino**
Weren't you going to the convenience store?
**[09:25] Himeno**
We ran into a girl from my class.
**[09:27] Midoriko**
Were you making trouble again?
**[09:29] Hime**
Um, I'm very sorry.
**[09:31] Midoriko**
Think nothing of it. She can be naughty
for such a shy girl, huh?
**[09:36] Rino**
There's no warm bathwater drawn,
but you can take a shower.
**[09:39] Shino**
I'm gonna shower with Hime-neetan!
**[09:46] Hime**
Okay, lay your ears down.
**[09:48] Hime**
I'm rinsing you off now.
**[09:55] Shino**
Am I smelly?
**[09:56] Hime**
No, you smell nice.
**[10:00] Shino**
I'll wash you too, Hime-nee-tan!
**[10:14] Shino**
I'll rinse you off now.
**[10:17] Hime**
Am I all clean now?
**[10:19] Shino**
Uh-huh!
**[10:24] Shino**
Hime-nee, do you...
**[10:26] Shino**
make milk?
**[10:28] Hime**
No, I can't say I do...
**[10:35] Shino**
Hey, Hime-neetan...
**[10:38] Shino**
I didn't really understand what the
two girls who were kissing meant.
**[10:44] Hime**
Well...
**[10:46] Hime**
I think you will when
you're a little older.
**[10:49] Shino**
When I have big boobies like yours?
**[11:11] Midoriko**
Sorry about that.
**[11:12] Hime**
No problem.
**[11:17] Hime**
Bye, Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis.
**[11:20] Midoriko**
I've been thinking lately that I
don't mind being called an aunt.
**[11:25] Hime**
See you next time, Shino-chan.
**[11:35] Midoriko**
If only you were a boy, Hime-chan...
**[11:38] Midoriko**
I don't think I could give Shino
to a loli-yuri lover, though.
***SIGN*** Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality?
**[11:42] Hime**
Um...
***SIGN*** Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?
***SIGN*** Right After This!
**[11:47] Voice**
*Magical Girl Pretty Horn*
starts right after this!
**[11:52] Girl**
Dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball,
dodgeball, dodgeball...
**[11:56] Girl**
Dodgeball.
**[11:59] Girl**
That's all of them.
**[12:01] Guy**
I guess this means we'll be playing
dodgeball during every free period.
**[12:05] Guy**
The majority rules, y'know.
***SIGN*** Nap Basketball Dodgeball Pool
**[12:06] Girl**
This time, at least.
**[12:09] Girl**
But next time, we'll decide using a method
that reflects the will of the minority, too.
**[12:13] Guy**
What?!
**[12:15] Guy**
I won't accept that!
**[12:16] Guy**
To deny the majority is to deny democracy!
**[12:23] Girl**
Democratic space is distorting!
**[12:29] Girl**
Awaken, power of ethics!
**[12:32] Girl**
Guide us, law and logic!
**[12:35] Girl**
Grant the greatest happiness to
the greatest number of people!
**[12:48] Girl**
Magical Girl Pretty Horn!
**[12:51] TV**
*Take this! Ostrakismos!*
**[12:53] Chiho**
Raise your right arm.
**[12:55] TV**
*Warped democracy won't work on me!*
**[12:55] Chiho**
Raise your left arm.
**[12:57] Chiho**
Don't lower your right arm.
**[13:00] TV**
*Underwater dodgeball, eh? Now
that's using your head.*
**[13:00] Chiho**
Raise your tail.
**[13:04] Chiho**
Is your tail up, Sue-chan?
**[13:04] TV**
*Invention is the proof of mankind's progress!*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Democracy Without Dependence on Rationality?!
**[13:10] Manami**
Hey, Chi-chans.
**[13:12] Chinami**
Huh? Nee-chan, today's Sunday.
**[13:14] Chigusa**
Are you still half-asleep?
**[13:16] Manami**
Who are you calling half-asleep?
**[13:18] Manami**
I'm going out, so you girls stay
here and watch the house.
**[13:22] Chi**
Aw!
**[13:24] Chinami**
But we made plans to go out and play, too!
**[13:28] Manami**
You know Sue-chan can't
stay here by herself.
**[13:32] Chiho**
We'll take Sue-chan with us!
**[13:34] Manami**
You can't. She's too weak.
**[13:37] Manami**
What if she gets a fever while she's out?
**[13:40] Chi**
Hmph! What are we supposed to do, then?
**[13:43] Manami**
I told you, you're staying
here to watch the house.
**[13:46] Chinami**
Why isn't Dad here, anyway?
**[13:49] Manami**
Dad is at work.
**[13:51] Chiho**
But isn't his work painting pictures?
**[13:55] Chigusa**
He's not getting anywhere when
he's away all the time.
**[13:58] Manami**
Painting is work for his spirit.
He has a different job for making money.
**[14:03] Chi**
That logic doesn't make sense!
**[14:06] Manami**
Society doesn't understand it either,
but that's how it works.
**[14:11] Chigusa**
If he needs money,
there's some in the offering box.
**[14:15] Manami**
That money belongs to the gods.
**[14:18] Chiho**
Isn't it a grown-up's duty to play
with their kids on days off?
**[14:22] Manami**
I wish I could, but please
do as I say for today.
**[14:26] Chinami**
We're in kindergarten, you know!
**[14:29] Chinami**
You shouldn't make kindergartners
stay home alone!
**[14:32] Manami**
You three are small,
but you're very trustworthy.
**[14:35] Manami**
And there are three of you.
**[14:38] Chigusa**
Okay, fine.
**[14:40] Chinami**
Have a good time.
**[14:41] Manami**
Okay, I'm counting on you.
**[14:44] Chinami**
We can at least invite
a friend over, right?
**[14:47] Manami**
You can, but just play quietly.
**[14:50] Manami**
This house is old.
**[14:57] Chigusa**
Hi, Nacchan? It's Chigusa.
**[15:00] Chigusa**
Our sister is making us stay
home while she goes out, so...
**[15:03] Chigusa**
Oh, can you? Yeah, come over!
**[15:12] Chiho**
A-chan?
**[15:13] Chiho**
Uh-huh. Can you come?
**[15:15] Manami**
How many friends are you going to call?
**[15:20] Manami**
All right, keep an eye on things here.
**[15:23] Manami**
Don't answer the door for
anyone you don't know.
**[15:25] Chiho**
We know.
**[15:27] Chi**
Have a good time!
**[15:38] Manami**
Oh, club work?
**[15:40] Hime**
Yeah. You?
**[15:42] Manami**
Student council.
**[15:43] Hime**
Good luck!
**[15:48] Manami**
What club is she in, again?
**[15:51] Kids**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[16:01] FriendA**
Found you!
**[16:04] FriendA**
Wait up!
**[16:13] FriendA**
Sue-chan, are you okay?
**[16:15] FriendA**
Chi-chan!
**[16:24] Chiho**
Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
**[16:27] Sue**
No. I want to play more.
**[16:29] Chiho**
You can't. You need to rest.
**[16:33] Sue**
I want to play with you...
**[16:36] Chiho**
This always happens when
Sue-chan runs around a lot.
**[16:39] Chiho**
Let's play inside.
**[16:43] Manami**
It's 3:00.
**[16:45] Manami**
I believe we've discussed
all there is to discuss,
**[16:48] Manami**
so I'd like to take a vote now.
**[16:53] Guy**
Wait a second!
There's still more to talk about!
**[16:56] Girl**
Yeah! We need to keep discussing this
until everyone's in agreement!
**[17:00] Manami**
No, we decided in advance
that if an agreement
**[17:04] Manami**
wasn't reached by 3:00, we would vote.
**[17:07] Manami**
Now, is everyone ready?
**[17:09] Guy**
Isn't that being a bit too bureaucratic?
**[17:11] Girl**
You just want to go home, don't you?
**[17:15] Manami**
That's right. So what?
**[17:17] Girl**
You admit it?
**[17:19] Guy**
Hey, come on!
**[17:21] Manami**
Listen.
**[17:22] Manami**
I've already allowed this debate
to carve into my private time,
**[17:27] Manami**
and I need to be home by 4:00
**[17:30] Manami**
to make dinner for my father
and little sisters.
**[17:34] Manami**
Anyone have a problem with that?
**[17:38] Manami**
Then let's vote.
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[17:44] Girl**
Um, Mitama-san.
***SIGN*** Bargain Fair
**[17:48] Manami**
Yes? Can I help you?
**[17:50] Girl**
You know, I understand what
you're trying to say,
**[17:54] Girl**
and I think you're right.
**[17:56] Girl**
But the student council isn't just a job.
**[18:00] Girl**
It's more like a club.
**[18:02] Girl**
Debates are sort of like a
page out of our youth...
**[18:07] Manami**
And?
**[18:08] Girl**
Maybe your sisters could put up
with you being late for once?
**[18:12] Manami**
They can't.
**[18:15] Manami**
My grandfather was passionate
about some martial art.
**[18:18] Manami**
He was so stubborn that he never
gave any thought to his family.
**[18:22] Manami**
When he fell into critical condition,
**[18:25] Manami**
he called me by my mother's
name and said...
**[18:29] Manami**
"Let's go home."
**[18:32] Manami**
Ever since then, I've put my family first.
**[18:36] Manami**
Goodbye.
**[18:45] Girl**
I think we'll need about thirty years more
life experience before we can convince her.
**[18:51] Girl**
She's never going to get anywhere
in the real world like that.
**[18:55] Guy**
Like you've ever been in the real world.
**[18:58] Girl**
Well, it's true!
**[18:59] Girl**
For their kids' sake,
parents can't always come home!
**[19:03] Guy**
I guess no one can go
up against Mitama-san.
**[19:15] Friend**
Do you feel okay?
**[19:17] Sue**
Huh?
**[19:21] Friend**
Do you want to play house with me?
**[19:34] Manami**
*They ended up inviting six friends, right?*
**[19:45] Manami**
Oh, well. It sounds like they did
stay in the house, at least.
**[19:50] Manami**
I'm home.
**[19:53] Manami**
Oh!
**[19:54] Sue**
Nee-nee!
**[19:57] Sue**
Welcome home!
**[19:59] Manami**
Thanks.
**[20:03] Manami**
You were playing with Sue-chan? Thank you.
**[20:06] Chiho**
Oh, Nee-chan, welcome home!
**[20:09] Manami**
I'm home... and you three made
someone else look after Sue-chan!
**[20:14] Chiho**
We stayed home, didn't we?
**[20:16] Chigusa**
Hmph!
**[20:18] Chiho**
We're hungry. Get us something to eat.
**[20:21] Manami**
Right, right. Bring everyone in.
**[20:24] Chi**
Thanks.
**[20:26] Chi**
Here.
**[20:27] Girl**
Thanks
**[20:28] Chiho**
Huh?
**[20:29] Manami**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Cold
***SIGN*** Ice Cream
***SIGN*** Ultra Vanilla
**[20:31] Chiho**
Nothing.
***SIGN*** Mitama
**[20:34] Manami**
Be careful getting home.
**[20:36] All**
Bye-bye!
**[20:41] Dad**
I'm home.
**[20:43] Chiho**
It's Dad!
**[20:47] All**
Welcome home!
**[20:49] Dad**
Have you been good girls?
**[20:51] Chiho**
Uh-huh! We stayed here
and watched the house!
**[20:54] Chiho**
But something weird happened.
**[20:57] Chiho**
We brought six friends over to play.
**[21:00] Chiho**
There were six playing
detective tag with us,
**[21:03] Chiho**
but one more was playing
house with Sue-chan.
**[21:07] Chiho**
Six plus one can't equal six, right?
**[21:12] Manami**
Didn't someone just show up late?
**[21:14] Chiho**
No, nobody came that we didn't invite,
**[21:18] Chiho**
and nobody left early.
**[21:20] Dad**
Maybe a zashiki warashi found
her way into the group.
**[21:24] Chi**
Zashiki warashi?
**[21:26] Dad**
It's a supernatural being
that takes a child's form.
**[21:29] Chinami**
Supernatural? Like a ghost?
**[21:32] Dad**
It's a nice ghost.
There's no reason to be scared.
**[21:35] Dad**
They bring good fortune.
**[21:38] Chigusa**
Still... a ghost?
**[21:41] Manami**
You had fun playing, didn't you?
**[21:44] Chiho**
Yeah...
**[21:45] Manami**
Then what's the problem?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter?
***SIGN*** You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not.
# 4 - Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter? | You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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***SIGN*** Let's head back home for the day!
***SIGN*** That one step might be your chance to grab happiness.
***SIGN*** Three years of standing on a cold stone makes you strong... Nah, maybe not.
***SIGN*** That one step might be your chance to grab happiness.
**[01:44] Guy**
Excuse me...
**[01:45] Hime**
Yes?
**[01:49] Guy**
P-Please read this.
**[01:53] Guy**
I fell in love with you at first sight.
**[02:04] Voice**
*Furukanata. Furukanata.*
**[02:07] Voice**
*The doors on the left side will open.*
**[02:13] Nozomi**
She bolted?!
**[02:14] Kyoko**
No way!
**[02:15] Nozomi**
Hime!
**[02:16] Kyoko**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Local Train
***SIGN*** Satose
**[02:18] Voice**
*The 8:00 AM local train bound for Satose*
**[02:20] Voice**
*will be closing its doors momentarily.*
***SIGN*** Furukanata Station
**[02:34] Nozomi**
Why'd you run away?
**[02:37] Hime**
Uh...
**[02:39] Nozomi**
Come on.
**[02:41] Hime**
Uh...
**[02:44] Nozomi**
Seriously, why'd you run away
without saying anything?
**[02:49] Hime**
Uh...
**[02:53] Nozomi**
Come on! Why can't you tell me?!
**[02:57] Manami**
Oh, good morning.
**[03:00] Nozomi**
Hey! Why didn't you take his letter?
**[03:04] Hime**
Well, I mean...
**[03:06] Hime**
I couldn't accept it.
**[03:08] Nozomi**
Tell me why!
**[03:12] Hime**
I can't say it...
**[03:15] Nozomi**
Come on, answer me.
**[03:19] Hime**
Uh...
**[03:21] Hime**
I'm too embarrassed.
**[03:29] Nozomi**
So...
**[03:31] Nozomi**
Why'd you run away?
**[03:36] Kyoko**
You're at home now,
so no one else is listening.
**[03:39] Kyoko**
Can't you tell us now?
**[03:41] Nozomi**
That's right.
**[03:43] Nozomi**
He didn't seem like such a weird guy.
**[03:45] Nozomi**
Did his bald head bug you?
**[03:47] Kyoko**
No, he wasn't bald. He had a buzzcut.
**[03:50] Kyoko**
He seemed like a guy who's
into sports, though.
**[03:53] Nozomi**
Really? I bet he smells sweaty, then!
**[03:56] Kyoko**
He seemed pretty pleasant to me.
**[03:58] Nozomi**
You think so?
**[04:01] Kyoko**
I didn't see any reason
to run away, in any case.
**[04:04] Hime**
You're right, but...
**[04:07] Nozomi**
Then why?
**[04:12] Hime**
Well, I'm... scared.
**[04:17] Kyoko**
Of boys?
**[04:20] Nozomi**
Wait, were you always like that?
**[04:23] Nozomi**
You talk to Komori and Nekomi, though.
**[04:27] Hime**
Talking to them normally
isn't a problem, but...
**[04:32] Hime**
Well...
**[04:34] Kyoko**
What?
**[04:37] Hime**
I mean...
**[04:38] Nozomi**
Wait, is it going out with
a guy that scares you?
**[04:47] Kyoko**
So... what is it you're afraid of?
**[04:50] Nozomi**
I know!
**[04:51] Nozomi**
Sexual stuff, right?
**[04:52] Kyoko**
What, *that*?
**[04:57] Kyoko**
Wait, really?
**[04:59] Kyoko**
No, that's not it.
**[05:01] Kyoko**
Hime's not that type.
**[05:04] Kyoko**
So... it's what comes after that?
**[05:07] Kyoko**
Is it getting pregnant?
**[05:12] Kyoko**
They say being a hybrid of differently-shaped
species makes childbirth tough for centaurs.
**[05:16] Nozomi**
We had a lesson about that once...
***SIGN*** All citizens qualifying as biologically intermediate are eligible to receive various forms of support to ensure that they are able to live a life without hindrances, and are not put at a disadvantage mentally or physically.
***SIGN*** This guarantee is offered under the Second Article of the Constitution and applies to all citizens. However, concealing or falsifying one's criminal record, as well as failing to provide one's criminal record in compliance with the Third Article, are grounds for criminal charges.
**[05:19] Kyoko**
Well, that's why the government offers
a guarantee to folks like that.
**[05:23] Nozomi**
What are you, a government bulletin?
**[05:26] Kyoko**
Is that why?
**[05:28] Kyoko**
What? It's not?
**[05:30] Nozomi**
Then what are you afraid of?
**[05:34] Hime**
Well...
**[05:38] Hime**
When I was in kindergarten...
**[05:50] (Flashback) Brat**
Does yours look like that, too?
**[05:52] (Flashback) Hime**
No! That's a cow!
**[05:55] (Flashback) Brat**
Will your boobs get huge, too?
**[05:57] (Flashback) Kyoko**
Um...
**[06:07] Kyoko**
So... are you saying you're worried
that yours is gross, too?
**[06:14] Nozomi**
Well, he was right about your boobs.
**[06:16] Kyoko**
You idiot!
**[06:19] Kyoko**
Have you ever looked at yourself?
**[06:22] Hime**
I'm afraid to.
**[06:24] Nozomi**
That doesn't give us much to go on...
**[06:27] Kyoko**
Guys don't even worry about
that kind of thing, anyway.
**[06:30] [SONG] Text**
Health
Education
**[06:36] Kyoko**
Especially when you're not even dating yet.
**[06:39] Hime**
But...
**[06:41] Hime**
With a complex like this,
I can't date anyone.
**[06:46] Nozomi**
Maybe not, but...
**[06:49] [SONG] Text**
Health
Education
**[06:49] Kyoko**
Have you ever seen anyone else's, then?
**[06:53] Kyoko**
Even at the pool or a public bath?
**[06:56] Hime**
I don't want anyone to see mine, either,
**[06:59] Hime**
so since I can't hide it...
**[07:01] Kyoko**
I see...
**[07:03] Hime**
Everyone else covers themselves
when they change, you know?
**[07:06] Nozomi**
Good point.
**[07:08] Kyoko**
Of course, I asked that,
but I've never seen anyone else's, either.
**[07:13] Nozomi**
Yeah, same.
**[07:14] Kyoko**
Still, this is a problem that won't go away
unless you compare your own to someone else's.
**[07:21] Hime**
And that's what I'm afraid of!
**[07:23] Nozomi**
Okay, I got it.
**[07:26] Nozomi**
I'll show you.
**[07:30] Hime**
Um... Show me what?
**[07:33] Nozomi**
I'll show you mine.
**[07:35] Nozomi**
Me and Kyoko.
**[07:37] Kyoko**
Me, too?!
**[07:38] Kyoko**
I don't want to!
**[07:40] Nozomi**
Why?
**[07:41] Kyoko**
Why?!
**[07:42] Nozomi**
We're her friends, right?
**[07:43] Kyoko**
That has nothing to do with it!
**[07:46] Nozomi**
Okay, Hime, you can look at mine,
**[07:49] Nozomi**
and we'll check yours for you.
**[07:51] Nozomi**
Then you can rest easy, right?
**[08:10] Nozomi**
Your breath is tickling me...
**[08:13] Hime**
It's prettier than a cow's.
**[08:15] Kyoko**
Well, I'd hope so.
**[08:16] Kyoko**
It's unused.
**[08:18] Nozomi**
Hey!
**[08:24] Nozomi**
Now...
**[08:25] Nozomi**
You're next, Kyoko.
**[08:30] Kyoko**
F-Forget it!
**[08:32] Nozomi**
I don't think so!
**[08:38] Nozomi**
Oh, it's hairier than I expected.
**[08:42] Kyoko**
Stop looking!
**[08:47] Nozomi**
Sorry... But now we're even.
**[08:52] Nozomi**
And now...
**[08:54] Nozomi**
It's finally Hime's turn.
**[09:02] Nozomi**
Now, then!
**[09:07] Nozomi**
Sorry... How do you get this off?
**[09:15] Nozomi**
Oh, you've come back to life.
**[09:20] Nozomi**
It's pretty!
**[09:21] Kyoko**
Sort of... youthful.
**[09:25] Hime**
Okay, isn't that long enough?
**[09:28] Nozomi**
Hime, you can't see it yourself, right?
**[09:31] Nozomi**
So I'll take a picture.
**[09:33] Nozomi**
Say cheese—
**[09:34] Hime**
Don't! I'll take your word for it!
**[09:46] Hime**
Hey!
**[09:47] Nozomi**
You're totally okay.
**[09:49] Nozomi**
Feel better now?
**[09:53] Hime**
Yeah.
**[09:55] Nozomi**
Huh?
**[09:57] Nozomi**
Come on, Kyoko...
**[10:00] Nozomi**
I'm sorry, okay?
**[10:01] Nozomi**
But Hime feels better now,
**[10:03] Nozomi**
so what's the problem?
It didn't hurt anything.
**[10:07] Nozomi**
Come on, don't make that face!
***SIGN*** Furukanata Station
**[10:50] Guy**
Um...
**[10:54] Voice**
*Furukanata. Furukanata.*
**[11:01] Voice**
*The doors are now opening.*
**[11:03] Hime**
I'm sorry!
**[11:05] Nozomi**
Huh?!
**[11:06] Kyoko**
Again?!
**[11:07] Nozomi**
Hime!
**[11:08] Kyoko**
Wait!
**[11:11] Voice**
*The doors are now closing.*
**[11:19] Nozomi**
Why'd you turn him down?
**[11:21] Kyoko**
And why'd you run away again?
**[11:23] Hime**
Because...
**[11:29] Hime**
His letter said stuff like,
"Your breasts are so big and beautiful."
**[11:36] Nozomi**
So it comes down to that, huh?
**[11:37] Kyoko**
That's all boys think about.
***SIGN*** Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter?
**[11:51] Kyoko**
So the product here is...
**[11:57] Kyoko**
And that one is...
**[12:00] Nozomi**
I just don't get it!
**[12:02] Kyoko**
Come on, Nozomi!
**[12:03] Kyoko**
It hasn't even been half an hour!
**[12:07] Kyoko**
Hey! Don't start reading manga!
**[12:10] Kyoko**
Come on, Nozomi!
**[12:19] Kyoko**
Listen...
**[12:21] Kyoko**
Do you understand why we're having
a study party on a Sunday?
***SIGN*** The following students will take supplementary lessons and a make-up test
**[12:26] Kyoko**
You're in trouble if you get another
failing score on your next test.
***SIGN*** 299
Gokuraku
Nozomi
**[12:32] Nozomi**
Yeah, but still...
**[12:34] Hime**
That tickles!
**[12:36] Nozomi**
I can't memorize all these formulas!
***SIGN*** I don't get why it works out like this!
**[12:39] Kyoko**
Just thinking about it
like that is a problem.
**[12:43] Kyoko**
This is still math, you know.
**[12:45] Kyoko**
It's not a bunch of puzzles.
Memorizing formulas is all you can do.
**[12:49] Kyoko**
There's a right way to think about it,
so you need to understand that.
**[12:53] Kyoko**
That way, even if you forget the formula,
you can find the answer.
**[12:59] Nozomi**
Look, my whole problem is
that I *can't* do that!
**[13:03] Kyoko**
I'm trying to help because
you're in dire straits here.
**[13:08] Kyoko**
Hime, put her in a pinion
hold, so she can't run!
**[13:11] Hime**
R-Right!
**[13:13] Hime**
Is this how you do a pinion hold?
**[13:15] Nozomi**
No, it's not!
**[13:16] Kyoko**
It doesn't matter!
**[13:19] Kyoko**
Are you ready?!
**[13:21] Nozomi**
Sure...
**[13:23] Kyoko**
I'm about to drill math,
English, science, physics,
**[13:26] Kyoko**
and classic literature into your bones!
**[13:38] Hime**
Nozomi-chan, open up.
**[13:43] Hime**
Like it?
**[13:44] Nozomi**
It's sweet...
**[13:46] Kyoko**
Keep that sugar level up.
**[13:48] Kyoko**
The brain uses more energy than
any other organ, after all.
***SIGN*** Study Party
**[13:52] Kyoko**
You'll never be ready for the test
in time at this pace, though...
**[13:56] Nozomi**
Are you a demon?!
**[13:58] Nozomi**
Just so you know, that chocolate
you're eating is mine!
**[14:02] Kyoko**
You got it from a kid at
the dojo, didn't you?
**[14:05] Nozomi**
Something wrong with that?!
**[14:06] Kyoko**
Nope. It's delicious.
**[14:08] Kyoko**
Okay, now that we've replenished our nutrients,
it's time for round two.
**[14:17] Nozomi**
That's enough already.
**[14:19] Nozomi**
It's not like I'll ever use math if I don't
want to be a doctor or something.
**[14:24] Kyoko**
You might have to.
**[14:26] Nozomi**
Aren't there more important
things I'll need?
**[14:31] Kyoko**
Important things? You mean like
using Hime's legs as a pillow?
**[14:38] Kyoko**
Don't sulk!
**[14:39] Kyoko**
Listen. People say it's useless if
all you're good at is studying,
**[14:43] Kyoko**
but being able to study at a
school level is expected.
**[14:46] Kyoko**
It just means you need to be able
to go a step further, too.
**[14:49] Kyoko**
Or so my father said.
**[14:52] Hime**
That's pretty tough...
**[14:54] Kyoko**
Well, in all honesty,
I don't get it, either.
**[14:57] Kyoko**
But being able to do it beats
not being able to, right?
**[15:00] Nozomi**
My dad said
**[15:02] Nozomi**
all you need is good looks
and a smooth tongue.
**[15:04] Hime**
Wait, doesn't your dad practice karate?
**[15:07] Kyoko**
So you'd better study, then.
**[15:10] Kyoko**
Your tongue's as sharp as they come.
**[15:14] Hime**
She's sulking again.
**[15:16] Kyoko**
There's no helping this girl...
**[15:23] Hime**
You know, Nozomi-chan...
**[15:26] Hime**
Aren't you worried that you
might flunk out at this rate?
**[15:30] Hime**
If that happens,
we'll be in different grades.
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Kimihara Himeno Kyoko
***SIGN*** Class 1-1 Gokuraku Nozomi
**[15:33] Hime**
I'd hate it if we couldn't
hang out with you anymore.
**[15:37] Hime**
I want to go on field trips
and stuff with you.
**[15:41] Hime**
They'd be lonely without you around.
**[15:46] Nozomi**
I guess I have no choice, then. I'll do it!
**[15:49] Kyoko**
This is for your sake, you know.
**[15:59] Hime**
Hang in there, Nozomi-chan!
**[16:00] Kyoko**
Snap to it!
**[16:18] Nozomi**
L-Look!
**[16:22] Kyoko**
What?
**[16:23] Nozomi**
Uh... There was a UFO...
**[16:27] Kyoko**
Look, Nozomi...
**[16:28] Nozomi**
It's true!
**[16:30] Kyoko**
I'm sure it was something else you saw.
**[16:32] Nozomi**
No, seriously! It was in plain sight!
**[16:37] Hime**
Kyo-chan, if UFOs really exist,
what do you think they are?
**[16:41] Kyoko**
People say they're alien ships,
**[16:43] Kyoko**
survivors of the Third Reich,
**[16:45] Kyoko**
or vehicles used by
Antarctican snake people,
**[16:49] Kyoko**
but I don't know...
**[16:51] Kyoko**
If they're secret weapons,
**[16:52] Kyoko**
their development would demand
vast facilities, personnel, and money,
**[16:56] Kyoko**
so it couldn't be some
refugee organization.
**[16:59] Kyoko**
If it were aliens, surely they'd
have made contact with us by now.
**[17:03] Hime**
Then what about the Antarcticans?
**[17:06] Kyoko**
I'm not sure...
**[17:09] Kyoko**
Nothing is known about the
level of their technology,
**[17:11] Kyoko**
so I think everyone has their
illusions about them.
**[17:14] Kyoko**
I mean, they look like reptiles,
but they live in Antarctica.
**[17:18] Kyoko**
I do believe they have technology that
the rest of us don't know about.
**[17:22] Kyoko**
Still, if they had the immense chemical
technology needed to build UFOs,
**[17:26] Kyoko**
they probably wouldn't be
at odds with America.
**[17:29] Kyoko**
Did you know this?
**[17:31] Kyoko**
When snake people go to other lands,
**[17:33] Kyoko**
they travel in a craft chartered
by the Aztec Nations.
**[17:36] Hime**
Wow... Don't they have
airplanes or anything?
**[17:40] Hime**
Oh! Didn't the Aztecs have
some kind of snake deity?
**[17:45] Kyoko**
Right, Quetzalcoatl.
**[17:47] Kyoko**
They say he drove away invaders,
**[17:50] Kyoko**
but apparently, he really only
served as a symbol of unity.
**[17:54] Kyoko**
Probably didn't have
super scientific power.
**[18:01] Hime**
Here, drink this.
**[18:04] Hime**
Let's take a breather and then
get back to concentrating.
**[18:09] Nozomi**
You don't believe me either, do you?
**[18:11] Hime**
Well, I didn't see it, so...
**[18:14] Hime**
But aliens do exist!
**[18:18] Nozomi**
That's not really the point, though...
**[18:22] Kyoko**
Okay, next up is potential energy.
**[18:26] Nozomi**
Sure, sure.
**[18:36] Hime**
What's wrong, Nozomi-chan?
You keep looking at the sky.
**[18:40] Nozomi**
I dunno...
**[18:42] Kyoko**
Looking for a UFO?
**[18:44] Hime**
See any?
**[18:45] Nozomi**
Nope.
**[18:46] Hime**
Sure is a nice day.
**[18:48] Nozomi**
Yeah.
**[18:49] Voice**
*Furukanata. Furukanata.*
**[18:53] Kyoko**
Oh, we're here.
**[18:55] Nozomi**
Isn't anything exciting ever gonna happen?
**[18:58] Kyoko**
Nozomi, stop looking up while you walk.
It's dangerous.
**[19:05] Kyoko**
Really? Jeez, be more careful.
**[19:13] Kyoko**
You know, I think...
**[19:15] Kyoko**
today just might turn out
to be a little unusual.
**[19:18] Hime**
What makes you say that?
**[19:20] Kyoko**
Keep your head still,
**[19:21] Kyoko**
and check out who's walking
around other than students.
**[19:35] Kyoko**
Notice the swelling on his chest?
**[19:37] Kyoko**
He's a public safety official
in street clothes.
**[19:39] Hime**
Huh? It is?
**[19:41] Kyoko**
Not so loud!
**[19:44] Kyoko**
Stop glancing around!
**[19:46] Hime**
But why...
**[19:48] Kyoko**
Is that minister in town again?
**[19:51] Kyoko**
The alumnus from our school?
**[19:52] Nozomi**
Wasn't he just forced to resign
because of a verbal slip?
**[19:56] Kyoko**
Maybe it's radical terrorism!
***SIGN*** Hitachi Electric
**[19:59] Kyoko**
Security's awfully tight though,
even for that.
**[20:03] Nozomi**
It couldn't be a UFO, surely...
**[20:14] Nozomi**
Oh, Shigetoki-niichan!
**[20:17] Shige**
Milady?
**[20:19] Nozomi**
Hey, what's going on?
**[20:23] Nozomi**
Come on, don't be stingy!
**[20:27] Shige**
You'll find out soon.
**[20:31] Akechi**
Did you see those people outside?
**[20:34] Kei**
Yeah!
**[20:35] Inukai**
I wonder what they're here for...
**[20:39] Hime**
Huh?
**[20:40] Nozomi**
A new desk...
**[20:43] Hime**
Is a new student transferring in?
**[20:45] Kyoko**
It might have something to do
with the security out front.
**[20:48] Kyoko**
You don't suppose it's royalty?
**[20:50] Kyoko**
Maybe not...
**[20:52] Nozomi**
Well, there's no question that
some VIP kid is coming here...
**[20:56] Kyoko**
But this is just an ordinary
public high school.
**[20:59] Nozomi**
Nothing ordinary about
that security, though!
**[21:02] Akechi**
Then who do you think the new kid is?
**[21:03] Inukai**
Foreign exchange student, maybe?
**[21:05] Kei**
I hope it's a girl!
**[21:07] Nozomi**
Does it matter which it is?
**[21:16] Teacher**
I'll introduce our new student.
**[21:19] Teacher**
This is Quetzalcoatl Sassassul-san,
from Antarctica.
**[21:23] Suu**
I've come here from Antarctica
to study with all of you.
**[21:28] Suu**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[21:30] Teacher**
I know you all have questions,
so we'll save them for later.
**[21:34] Teacher**
Now, Quetzalcoatl-san,
please have a seat at that desk.
**[21:38] Suu**
Yes, ma'am.
**[21:39] Teacher**
Kimihara-san, show her the ropes, okay?
***SIGN*** You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors.
***SIGN*** But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too.
# 5 - Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors. | But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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***SIGN***
**[01:32] Teacher**
This is Quetzalcoatl Sassassul-san,
from Antarctica.
**[01:46] Teacher**
You'll sit next to Kimihara-san.
**[01:51] Teacher**
Kimihara-san, as her neighbor,
show her the ropes, okay?
**[02:01] Suu**
Nice to meet you.
**[02:02] Hime**
Y-Yeah... You, too.
**[02:05] Teacher**
Now, let's start class.
**[02:07] Teacher**
Stand.
**[02:09] Teacher**
Bow.
**[02:12] Suu**
I'm sorry!
**[02:13] Kyoko**
No problem.
**[02:15] Teacher**
Take your seats.
**[02:27] Teacher**
Focus on the lesson, everyone.
**[02:36] Hime**
*"I wish to drink it, but a mounted
pipa player urges me on."*
**[02:40] Hime**
*A classic poem...*
**[02:41] Hime**
*Chinese, at that.*
**[02:42] Hime**
*Would she know that?*
**[03:02] Teacher**
Kimihara-san!
**[03:05] Shige**
What happened?!
**[03:07] Nozomi**
Hime was startled.
**[03:12] Nozomi**
Hey, you're awake?
**[03:15] Kyoko**
Are you okay?
**[03:21] Nozomi**
She's not in here.
**[03:24] Hime**
Whew...
**[03:25] Kyoko**
Don't "whew" us.
**[03:27] Kyoko**
I mean, sure, she's scary, but...
**[03:29] Nozomi**
If you faint at every little thing,
you won't be able to come to school.
**[03:33] Kyoko**
That, too, but it could also be
interpreted as discrimination.
**[03:39] Hime**
Oh, no! Discrimination has
nothing to do with it!
**[03:44] Hime**
It's just... snake people...
**[03:47] Kyoko**
They bother you?
**[03:49] Kyoko**
Better not let anyone
else hear you say that.
**[03:51] Kyoko**
You're asking for trouble.
**[03:53] Hime**
Yeah...
**[03:54] Nozomi**
Why do they bother you, anyway?
**[03:58] Hime**
Remember that movie,
*The Fear of Antarctica*?
**[04:02] Kyoko**
Which one? The old one or the remake?
**[04:05] Hime**
The one that's in color.
**[04:06] Hime**
We watched it at home
when I was little, and...
**[04:32] Lady**
*Who's there?!*
**[05:02] Nozomi**
I get it.
**[05:04] Kyoko**
The one where the centaur heroine
gets swallowed, huh?
**[05:07] Kyoko**
Then it spits up her skin and
disguises itself as her.
**[05:10] Nozomi**
They show that on TV sometimes.
**[05:12] Nozomi**
I kinda like it.
**[05:14] Kyoko**
It's a movie that gets
referenced a lot these days.
**[05:17] Nozomi**
That whole thing is so far-fetched, though.
**[05:19] Kyoko**
It worked fine in the
novel it was based on,
**[05:22] Kyoko**
but the rough edges stand out
a lot in the film version.
**[05:24] Nozomi**
The part where it spit up her
skeleton was realistic, though.
**[05:28] Kyoko**
Realistic in a sort of fake way.
**[05:31] Hime**
The production quality doesn't matter!
**[05:33] Hime**
The point is, they've scared me
ever since I saw that as a kid.
**[05:37] Hime**
What should I do?
**[05:39] Nozomi**
You're asking us?
**[05:41] Kyoko**
You have a problem with snake people
because of a movie, right?
**[05:45] Kyoko**
Then maybe you should watch it
again and overcome your trauma?
**[05:49] Hime**
Huh? I couldn't...
**[05:51] Nozomi**
That'll just make her even more scared.
**[05:53] Kyoko**
No, no. I get that it might've
been scary to the baby princess,
**[05:58] Kyoko**
but the film itself just an old B movie.
**[06:01] Kyoko**
One that's a little... you know.
**[06:04] Kyoko**
If you watch it now, you'll think,
"Wow, that's all it is?"
**[06:07] Kyoko**
And your trauma will be gone!
**[06:10] Nozomi**
You really think so?
**[06:12] Kyoko**
You have nothing to lose, right?
**[06:18] Hime**
By the way, did you guys carry me in here?
**[06:23] Kyoko**
Do I look like a professional
wrestler or weightlifter to you?
**[06:29] Hime**
Jeez...
**[06:31] Shige**
May I come in?
**[06:33] Hime**
Yes.
**[06:37] Shige**
How are you feeling?
**[06:38] Hime**
I'm all right now, thank you.
**[06:41] Kyoko**
Shigetoki-san carried you here.
**[06:44] Kyoko**
Komori and Nekomi helped, too.
**[06:48] Hime**
Thank you very much.
**[06:50] Shige**
No trouble at all.
**[07:03] Suu**
Um... It seems I scared you.
**[07:07] Hime**
Oh, no, not at all...
**[07:09] Suu**
I was trying to smile,
but I didn't do a very good job.
**[07:14] Nozomi**
Really? What'd it look like? Let's see.
**[07:22] Nozomi**
Yeah, that definitely packs a punch...
**[07:25] Suu**
Maybe I can never fit in with
all of you, after all...
**[07:30] Nozomi**
H-Hey, come on... The thing with
Hime is, there's this movie...
**[07:35] Suu**
A movie?
**[07:38] Nekomi**
Man, Kimihara sure is heavy.
**[07:41] Komori**
But... she felt really soft.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[07:51] Nozomi**
So, um... that's the story.
**[07:54] Nozomi**
It's a terrible movie, really.
**[07:57] Suu**
I see. So a thing like that exists.
**[08:02] Kyoko**
Now look!
**[08:03] Nozomi**
Yeah, but...
**[08:06] Suu**
It sounds highly interesting.
***SIGN*** Earth Sciences Prep Room
**[08:12] Shige**
I'm not allowed to enter the classroom,
so I'll leave you here.
**[08:15] Nozomi**
Okay, got it.
**[08:21] Nozomi**
Yo!
**[08:24] Pres**
It's unusual for you guys to
come in here yourselves.
**[08:28] Nozomi**
We cleaned the aquarium before,
didn't we, Shrimp-senpai?
**[08:32] Pres**
Who are you calling a shrimp?
**[08:35] Suu**
Hello. I'll be joining you.
**[08:38] Pres**
H-Hello...
**[08:41] Vice**
Oh, wow! It's an Antarctican!
**[08:45] Suu**
Pleased to meet you.
**[08:47] Nozomi**
We can talk later.
**[08:49] Nozomi**
Vice Prez, you have a lot of
videos stored here, right?
**[08:55] Nozomi**
Found it!
**[08:58] Nozomi**
Well, let's watch it!
**[09:00] Hime**
Huh?!
**[09:02] Nozomi**
What?
**[09:04] Hime**
I'm not ready for this...
**[09:08] Nozomi**
I'm putting it on.
**[09:14] Kyoko**
No closing your eyes.
**[09:16] Hime**
But...
**[09:18] Pres**
Is this okay?
**[09:21] Vice**
I just hope she doesn't get mad.
**[09:33] Guy**
*Alyssa, what's wrong?!*
**[09:38] Nozomi**
Eyes on the screen.
**[09:39] Guy**
*You aren't Alyssa!*
**[09:44] Guy**
*Who have you turned into this time?!*
**[09:48] Guy**
*Let's check your blood!*
**[09:55] Both**
S-Sorry!
***SIGN*** Play Movie | Audio & Subtitles | Chapter Select | Extras
**[10:05] Kyoko**
What did you think?
**[10:07] Hime**
It was still scary!
**[10:09] Suu**
It was scary.
**[10:11] Suu**
Humans certainly are incredible.
**[10:13] Suu**
To come up with a terrifying
monster like that...
**[10:17] Hime**
It ate people... Do you...
**[10:22] Suu**
No, no, don't be silly!
**[10:25] Suu**
Please don't see me in the same
light as a monster in a movie.
**[10:27] Suu**
We don't even have venomous fangs.
**[10:33] Suu**
Unlike mammals that chew food,
**[10:35] Suu**
our jaws aren't strong at all.
**[10:37] Suu**
Even if one of us did bite you,
it would feel like a kitten biting you.
**[10:42] Suu**
Of course, we can't kill by
constricting like snakes do, either.
**[10:47] Suu**
And we don't have expanding rib cages,
**[10:50] Suu**
so we can't swallow things whole.
**[10:54] Suu**
I can't even entertain the thought of eating
someone I can speak with like this.
**[11:01] Suu**
But if I'm seen as a
monster like this one...
**[11:06] Kyoko**
Well, there's nothing worse
than that, for sure.
**[11:09] Pres**
Are you going to sue them or anything?
**[11:12] Suu**
No.
**[11:13] Suu**
I came here to put an end to
misunderstandings like this, after all.
**[11:19] Suu**
I would be honored if you
would be my friends.
**[11:23] Kyoko**
Oh, it's nothing...
**[11:26] Hime**
We'd be happy to be your friends.
***SIGN*** Smile
**[11:38] Nozomi**
Hey, Hime!
**[11:39] Kyoko**
Hime!
**[11:39] Pres**
Wha—
**[11:40] Vice**
Princess!
***SIGN*** Antarcticans Are Like Walking Rumors.
***SIGN*** But In the End, The Antarcticans' History and Roots Are a Mystery, Too.
**[11:54] Fuji**
Quetzalcoatl-san.
**[11:57] Suu**
Yes?
**[11:58] Fuji**
I'd like to ask you a question. May I?
**[12:01] Suu**
Sure.
**[12:02] Girl**
I would, too!
**[12:03] Guy**
Me, too!
**[12:04] Manami**
Okay, okay. Everyone in order.
**[12:08] Guy**
You're taking charge again?
**[12:13] Fuji**
Well, can I go first, then?
**[12:16] Fuji**
Quetzalcoatl-san, you're a reptile...
**[12:18] Fuji**
or rather, not a warm-blooded
creature, right?
**[12:21] Fuji**
How do you live in Antarctica,
where it's so cold?
**[12:25] Suu**
Good question.
**[12:26] Suu**
There are two things you're mistaken about.
**[12:30] Suu**
First, we are warm-blooded creatures.
**[12:34] Suu**
We're more like birds than primitive
reptiles such as snakes.
**[12:39] Suu**
Also, although we're commonly
referred to as "snake people,"
**[12:42] Suu**
that's only a vernacular term
based on our appearance.
**[12:45] Suu**
Our actual link to snakes
is believed to be quite tenuous.
**[12:49] Suu**
In the first place, if I didn't
have the ability to maintain
**[12:53] Suu**
a stable supply of energy to my brain,
like other warm-blooded creatures,
**[12:57] Suu**
I wouldn't be able to talk
to you all like this.
**[13:00] Suu**
The brain consumes a lot
of energy, after all.
**[13:03] Suu**
Second, not all of Antarctica
is buried under ice and snow.
**[13:09] Suu**
Also, I grew up in an environment where
it's expected that we'd have heating,
**[13:13] Suu**
so I don't fare well in the cold.
**[13:15] Akira**
My turn next.
**[13:18] Akira**
Is it true that Antarcticans have controlled
humanity from the shadows since ancient times?
**[13:22] Suu**
Well...
**[13:24] Suu**
Legends say that if you trace our
civilization back several millennia,
**[13:28] Suu**
our ancestors,
who still crawled on the ground,
**[13:30] Suu**
built underground cities
all around the world.
**[13:33] Suu**
It's unknown whether that's true, though.
***SIGN*** *All of these books have been banned by the Department of the Interior's Bureau for the Conservation of Normal Society.
***SIGN*** Plant Cultivators Have Decided That Our Next Rulers Will Be Snake People
**[13:35] [SONG] Text**
Snake People Are Behind All
the World's Conspiracies
**[13:35] Suu**
But all the things written
in so-called "occult books"
**[13:39] Suu**
are basically groundless.
**[13:41] Suu**
Our contact with humans
began relatively recently,
**[13:45] Suu**
and it has been very limited.
**[13:47] Suu**
We differ on a spiritual level,
for starters,
**[13:50] Suu**
so it's difficult for us to comprehend humans,
much less control them.
**[13:54] Suu**
We are not omnipotent.
**[13:57] Akira**
Is it true that your kind ruled the Aztecs?
**[14:00] Suu**
As it happened,
**[14:01] Suu**
we did contribute some knowledge
and technology to their civilization,
**[14:05] Suu**
but the rule was that we could not
interfere in government affairs.
**[14:08] Suu**
Humans and Antarcticans had minimal
involvement with each other.
**[14:12] Akira**
But humans are trying to get
involved with you now?
**[14:15] Suu**
Well, yes.
**[14:17] Suu**
In the past, the very existence
of Antarctica was unknown.
**[14:22] Suu**
But now, it's easy to travel
there in airplanes and boats.
**[14:26] Nade**
But why'd you come to this school?
**[14:29] Suu**
Because it's in a college town with an
environment replicating the one I'm used to,
**[14:33] Suu**
and I felt I could expect to
find people of intelligence
**[14:37] Suu**
and understanding who wouldn't
greatly exceed a normal range.
**[14:42] Manami**
* In other words, because we're*
* slightly above average?*
**[14:45] Suu**
Also, it's neither hot
nor cold in extremes.
**[14:49] Inukai**
The wind gets pretty cold here in winter.
**[14:52] Akechi**
And it's hot in summer.
**[14:54] Katsura**
So, pedantic questions aside...
**[14:57] Katsura**
Quetzalcoatl-san, do you have a boyfriend?
**[15:04] Suu**
No.
**[15:05] Katsura**
I see! Just like me, then!
**[15:08] Katsura**
What type of guys do you like?
**[15:11] Suu**
That's a difficult question.
**[15:14] Suu**
Only our queen can lay eggs,
**[15:17] Suu**
and most of our common citizens
and warriors are female.
**[15:22] Katsura**
Oh. I see.
**[15:24] Suu**
So I shouldn't really have
romantic feelings...
**[15:29] Akechi**
Shouldn't? Does that mean you do?
**[15:32] Suu**
We do feel specialized emotions
of favor toward certain individuals.
**[15:38] Suu**
These things are hard to explain, though...
**[15:41] Suu**
I'm not sure whether it's equivalent to
friendship or romantic interest in humans.
**[15:48] Suu**
I believe that, while we are fairly
proficient in the natural sciences,
**[15:53] Suu**
our understanding of ourselves
is less than that of humans.
**[15:58] Suu**
And our lack of knowledge about ourselves
**[16:01] Suu**
is something we learned from humans.
**[16:04] Omaki**
This is starting to sound pedantic again...
**[16:06] Guy**
Okay, next question...
**[16:07] Girl**
I'm next!
**[16:10] Manami**
All right, time's up.
**[16:13] Kojima**
Aw, I wanted to ask her what she eats.
**[16:16] Manami**
You'll find that out at lunchtime.
**[16:18] Fuji**
But we still don't know
anything about her at all!
**[16:22] Manami**
You'll learn more in time.
**[16:24] Manami**
All right, back to your seats!
**[16:33] TV**
* Now is the time to bring*
* victory to our nation!*
***SIGN*** Human
Evolutionary Theory
***SIGN*** For Delicate Skin Seirei Cream
**[16:43] TV**
*If you have pale skin, this is for you!*
**[16:46] TV**
*Magical Girl Pretty Horn!*
**[16:49] TV**
*Kazuko-san!*
**[16:51] TV**
*No...*
***SIGN*** Breaking
***SIGN*** Shocking! The Work of an Antarctican UFO?
**[16:53] TV**
*In the case of an American research
ship being sunk in Antarctic waters,*
**[16:58] TV**
*the US government has evacuated Antarctica.*
**[17:00] TV**
*However, the government of
Antarctica remains silent.*
**[17:04] TV**
*Other nations have expressed dismay
in response to this incident,*
**[17:09] TV**
*but are resigned to watching and waiting
to see what both nations do next.*
**[17:13] TV**
*Next in the news...*
**[17:21] Nozomi**
What's that about?
**[17:24] Hime**
Morning, Suu-chan!
**[17:26] Suu**
Oh... Good morning.
**[17:28] Nozomi**
So what's with that thing on your head?
**[17:31] Kyoko**
Is it Antarctican fashion?
**[17:33] Suu**
Ah, no... It's, um...
**[17:37] Suu**
The news...
**[17:38] Kyoko**
Hm? What?
**[17:40] Kyoko**
Oh, the thing about the
American ship that was sunk?
**[17:43] Kyoko**
And?
**[17:45] Suu**
I felt it would be best to avoid drawing
attention to myself, if at all possible.
**[17:49] Nozomi**
*Avoid* drawing attention?!
**[17:52] Nozomi**
Lower your head.
**[17:55] Nozomi**
How are you avoiding attention?
**[17:56] Kyoko**
Idiot! Don't do that!
**[18:00] Suu**
It's all right. A little overreaction
like this is no big deal.
**[18:03] Kyoko**
It doesn't look that way to me...
**[18:06] Suu**
More importantly,
was that what you call a "retort"?
**[18:09] Kyoko**
Uh, that's not more important...
**[18:12] Nozomi**
Look, you're not some
burglar who needs a mask.
**[18:15] Suu**
I felt I should at least try...
**[18:17] Kyoko**
Yeah, no. First of all,
no one can hurt you right now.
**[18:20] Kyoko**
Also, it was an American ship,
so we should be fine here.
**[18:25] Suu**
Do you think that's true?
They were still humans.
**[18:28] Hime**
Well, yeah...
**[18:31] Hime**
Anyway, Suu-chan, you always
wear clothes like that, huh?
**[18:35] Suu**
I do wear a different one each day...
**[18:37] Suu**
Does it smell?
**[18:39] Hime**
That's not what I meant!
**[18:41] Nozomi**
Come to think of it, you guys are
always dressed that way on TV, too.
**[18:46] Suu**
Apparently, its origins lie
in human monk garments.
**[18:51] Suu**
By the way, the hems are short in
following with advice I received
**[18:53] Suu**
from the lady ambassador,
who is also my language teacher.
**[18:58] Hime**
It does look very girlish!
**[19:00] Nozomi**
Teacher? So you learn a
language by studying it?
**[19:04] Nozomi**
Not through sleep-learning or something?
**[19:06] Suu**
Of course. Memory works
in essentially the same way
**[19:10] Suu**
for all animal species, including insects.
**[19:13] Suu**
My teacher taught me everything from
mannerisms to general knowledge,
**[19:16] Suu**
all with great passion.
**[19:19] Nozomi**
You've had it rough, huh?
**[19:21] Suu**
Oh, no. I've had so much help,
I couldn't feel more guilty.
**[19:26] Kyoko**
Are you required to dress like that?
**[19:28] Suu**
No, not at all.
**[19:30] Hime**
Then would you like to come
look at clothes with us?
**[19:44] Nozomi**
You look surprisingly
good in girly clothes.
**[19:47] Hime**
Why don't you try some on, Nozomi-chan?
**[19:50] Nozomi**
Me?!
**[19:54] Kyoko**
You look like a boy in drag!
**[19:56] Hime**
It's fine! If we just comb your hair out...
**[20:06] Hime**
You both look so handsome!
**[20:08] Suu**
I think it's a bit too open
in the seat, though...
**[20:12] Lady1**
That one's meant for trying on,
so the tail opening is one-size-fits-all.
**[20:15] Lady1**
If you buy it, we'll alter
it to fit you perfectly.
**[20:18] Lady2**
Hang on!
**[20:20] Lady2**
I've never altered anything
for a snake person before!
**[20:22] Lady1**
If you refuse, you'll be sent
to a correctional clinic.
**[20:24] Lady1**
If you can't do it, just get the owner.
**[20:32] Hime**
What do you think?
**[20:33] Suu**
It's cold and delicious.
**[20:36] Suu**
Still...
***SIGN*** Furukanata VISION
**[20:37] [SONG] Text**
Strained relations between the US and Antarctica continue.
US government considering recall of ambassador to Antarctica.
**[20:38] Suu**
Everyone is being so kind,
even after that terrible incident.
**[20:45] Nozomi**
Well, it's not like that was your fault.
**[20:49] Kyoko**
They don't even have proof
Antarctica's government did it, right?
**[20:53] Suu**
That's true.
**[20:54] Suu**
We are capable of protecting ourselves
from beasts and belligerent peoples—
**[21:00] Suu**
I'm sorry. I can't say any more than that.
**[21:03] Kyoko**
Uh, I don't think you need to.
**[21:06] Nozomi**
A-hup.
**[21:08] Nozomi**
Well, anyone up for a movie?
**[21:10] Kyoko**
One of your choosing?
**[21:12] Nozomi**
What? It's a really popular one!
I'm sure it'll be good!
**[21:17] Hime**
I don't want to see anything violent...
**[21:20] Nozomi**
You're not supposed to think
about that. Just enjoy it.
***SIGN*** Bonds on the Battlefield
**[21:26] Nozomi**
See? That was pretty good, right?
**[21:30] Suu**
It certainly made me think.
**[21:33] Nozomi**
Huh? It's just meant to entertain.
There's nothing to think about.
**[21:37] Suu**
I hope to deepen my understanding enough
to think the same way someday.
**[21:42] Kyoko**
Why? For work?
**[21:44] Suu**
Normal Antarcticans would
see it as their duty.
**[21:49] Suu**
But I'm not normal, and I think...
**[21:53] Suu**
that's why I'm here.
**[21:57] Nozomi**
Wow, nice line! Like something out of a movie!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy?
***SIGN*** Does Getting a Job Doing What You Love Really Bring Happiness?
# 6 - Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy? | Does Getting a Job Doing What You Love Really Bring Happiness?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:36] Rino**
Himeno!
**[01:39] Rino**
Himeno! Get out of bed already!
**[01:55] Rino**
You're going to break the house!
**[02:01] Hime**
Morning, Mom and Dad.
**[02:05] Souta**
Well, good morning.
**[02:07] Rino**
Go wash your face.
**[02:09] Hime**
Okay.
**[02:14] Souta**
Hey, Himeno, you're still not done?
**[02:18] Hime**
No!
**[02:18] Rino**
Just finish up already!
***SIGN***
**[02:22] Hime**
Dad, aren't you done yet?
**[02:24] Rino**
What now?
**[02:27] Hime**
Come on!
**[02:29] Souta**
I'm... working on a big one right now...
**[02:32] Hime**
I don't need commentary!
**[02:34] Rino**
You're going to be late.
Why don't you finish up at school?
**[02:37] Hime**
I can't!
***SIGN*** Traditional
**[02:39] Rino**
Don't schools these days
accommodate all body types?
***SIGN*** Accommodating
All Body Types
**[02:43] Hime**
But it's still cramped.
***SIGN*** Tall
**[02:49] Hime**
And there's no steppy-step at school.
***SIGN*** Steppy-step
**[02:52] Rino**
You don't need that anymore!
**[02:54] Hime**
It just doesn't feel right without it!
**[02:57] Hime**
I'm going!
**[02:59] Rino**
Have a good day!
**[03:01] Rino**
Watch out for cars!
**[03:06] Rino**
Honestly, she may be bigger,
but she's still a child.
**[03:18] Nozomi**
It's really gotten longer.
**[03:20] Hime**
My hair?
**[03:21] Nozomi**
Yeah.
**[03:22] Hime**
I've been thinking about getting it cut,
but it's sorta hard.
**[03:26] Kyoko**
You feel like it'd go to waste?
**[03:29] Hime**
No, the salon is pricey.
**[03:31] Hime**
And I can't bring myself to
ask for another allowance...
**[03:35] Hime**
Plus, beauticians never seem too
happy to work on a centaur.
**[03:41] Hime**
I guess we're a bit
of a challenge for them.
**[03:44] Kyoko**
Oh, I can see that.
**[03:46] Kyoko**
Especially if the beautician isn't
the same body type as you.
**[03:49] Kyoko**
Trying to comb around my horns
is annoying even for me.
**[03:51] [SONG] Text**
Specialized Comb
**[03:53] Nozomi**
Well, that's aggravating.
That's their job, isn't it?
**[03:57] Kyoko**
It must be nice to have your
mom cut your hair for you.
**[04:01] Kyoko**
Anyway, you're a girl. You should be a
little more attentive to your looks.
**[04:05] Nozomi**
Oh, who cares?
**[04:07] Hime**
Why don't you try growing
your hair long, Nozomi-chan?
**[04:13] Nozomi**
I can't be bothered. Long hair is a hassle.
**[04:16] Nozomi**
I like it better short.
**[04:18] Akechi**
What're you talking about? Hairstyles?
**[04:20] Hime**
Uh, yeah...
**[04:22] Akechi**
I see.
**[04:24] Akechi**
All right, then...
**[04:26] Akechi**
We will now begin the meeting
to decide Hime-chan's new hairstyle!
**[04:30] Hime**
Huh?
**[04:31] Nozomi**
Well... I think you should
get it cut short.
**[04:35] Nozomi**
It's easier.
**[04:39] Kyoko**
Well, that's true...
**[04:40] Akechi**
No way!
**[04:41] Akechi**
That wouldn't suit our princess at all.
**[04:44] Akechi**
Hime-chan needs a more gorgeous,
baroque, rococo style.
**[04:48] Akechi**
She has such strong facial features,
**[04:50] Akechi**
and she's big in various ways...
**[04:51] Akechi**
You should actually accentuate
all that more!
**[04:56] Kyoko**
Ringlet curls, huh?
**[04:57] Nozomi**
That'd be tough to maintain.
**[04:59] Kyoko**
Nobles didn't wash their hair, did they?
**[05:03] Kyoko**
And they wore huge wigs.
**[05:05] Akechi**
Why not?
**[05:06] Akechi**
You could try cosplaying
while you're at it!
**[05:08] Akechi**
You pose for that sort
of magazine, don't you?
**[05:11] Hime**
Please just forget about the magazine...
**[05:14] Inukai**
But it might look good if you
just straighten it out, too.
**[05:19] Akechi**
Oh, yeah, that could work!
**[05:21] Akechi**
Then you can play it cool
with a standoffish look in your eyes!
**[05:24] Kyoko**
Who the heck is this?
**[05:26] Kyoko**
So what did you have in mind, Hime?
**[05:28] Hime**
Well, I was thinking of getting
it cut to shoulder-length.
**[05:32] Hime**
It's a hassle when it's long
because I keep stepping on it,
**[05:36] Hime**
but I wore it short before,
and people didn't like it.
***SIGN*** In Middle School
**[05:41] Kyoko**
Really? Who didn't like it?
**[05:42] Hime**
W-Well, like...
**[05:46] Hime**
Shino-chan, for example.
That's my little cousin.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Hime**
What do you think of my new haircut?
**[05:56] (Flashback) Shino**
Nee-tan, did you quit being a princess?
**[06:00] (Flashback) Shino**
I liked you better as a princess.
**[06:04] (Flashback) Hime**
Huh?
**[06:06] All**
Really?
**[06:07] Hime**
Yes, really!
**[06:09] Manami**
I get that, though.
**[06:11] Nozomi**
Oh, Class President.
**[06:14] Manami**
My younger sisters said
similar things to me, too.
**[06:19] Akechi**
* The class president wouldn't*
* look bad with short hair...*
**[06:24] Nozomi**
Your halo is just hair,
right? Can't you cut it?
**[06:28] Manami**
Intentionally cutting a hair halo
constitutes discrimination.
**[06:32] Manami**
It's viewed as the rejection
of a specific race.
**[06:36] Manami**
Of course, if you're born without
one or have it accidentally cut,
***SIGN*** Certificate of Deficiency
**[06:41] Manami**
the hospital or salon will give
you a certificate specifying so,
**[06:45] Manami**
but that just makes things difficult.
**[06:47] Manami**
Also, it looks dumb while
it's growing back.
**[06:50] Nozomi**
Sounds like a lot of trouble.
**[06:53] Kyoko**
You've got it easier than anyone here.
**[06:55] Hime**
We both have it rough!
**[06:57] Manami**
True.
**[06:58] Nozomi**
By the way, do you get your tail cut, too?
**[07:01] Hime**
It sheds hair on its own when
it reaches a certain length.
**[07:05] Hime**
But some people get pretty fancy with them.
**[07:07] Suu**
Something you can only do
with a shaggy tail, huh?
**[07:10] Hime**
Don't look at it so much!
**[07:12] Nozomi**
Why not?
**[07:20] Hime**
Mom put bell peppers in it again.
**[07:22] Kyoko**
What are you, a kid?
**[07:26] Kyoko**
I'm not your dad,
you know. Eat them yourself.
**[07:30] Kyoko**
If you don't,
you'll never grow up mentally.
**[07:34] Hime**
My mom told me that, too.
**[07:37] Nozomi**
Still...
**[07:39] Nozomi**
I can't believe that's enough
food for someone your size.
**[07:42] Hime**
Y-Yeah...
**[07:44] Suu**
You're a light eater, I see.
**[07:46] Kyoko**
What about you, Sassu-Sassu?
Do you eat anything?
**[07:51] Suu**
I've made my stomach and intestines
adjust to human society,
**[07:54] Suu**
so I can eat most things.
**[07:58] Suu**
But my body is designed in such
a way that I can't chew,
**[08:03] Suu**
so I can't eat anything I can't swallow.
**[08:05] Kyoko**
Huh...
**[08:07] Suu**
Himeno-san, you're not going to eat?
**[08:09] Hime**
It's not that... I just...
**[08:12] Nozomi**
You're on a diet, right?
**[08:14] Suu**
A diet?
**[08:15] Hime**
Um...
**[08:18] Suu**
Is that true?
**[08:19] Kyoko**
Oh, a diet, huh?
**[08:23] Hime**
Th-That's, um...
**[08:26] Manami**
Kimihara-san.
**[08:28] Manami**
Students aren't allowed
to bring outside snacks to eat.
**[08:32] Hime**
U-Um...
**[08:35] Hime**
This is the dessert that
was in my lunch box!
**[08:37] Manami**
Those determined eyebrows
won't convince me.
**[08:41] Manami**
I won't take it away since
I'm not a teacher,
**[08:44] Manami**
but if you're that hungry,
have your mom pack more lunch for you.
**[08:47] Hime**
I'm sorry, Tama-chan.
**[08:48] Kyoko**
Sorry, Hime.
**[08:50] Manami**
Honestly...
**[08:50] Nozomi**
The class president's like a mom, huh?
**[08:53] Suu**
A "mom"? What is that?
**[09:00] Kyoko**
I know you've heard this before,
**[09:02] Kyoko**
but it's rare to see a Japanese
centaur with red hair.
**[09:05] Hime**
I know.
**[09:07] Hime**
That made middle school
a rough time for me.
**[09:10] Hime**
My conduct teacher suspected
that I dyed it,
**[09:13] Hime**
and he wouldn't believe me.
**[09:16] Nozomi**
Isn't that discrimination?
**[09:18] Hime**
Yeah, he ended up getting arrested.
**[09:21] Nozomi**
Is it because you're half-Japanese?
**[09:22] Hime**
No.
**[09:24] Hime**
That's just how my mom's family
has looked for generations.
**[09:27] Nozomi**
Huh...
**[09:29] Hime**
There's this story...
**[09:31] Suu**
A story?
**[09:34] Hime**
Sort of a biography...
but it's almost like a legend.
**[09:38] Suu**
I would love to hear it.
**[09:41] Hime**
Well...
**[09:44] Hime**
My ancestor was a princess who was
kidnapped by a southern barbarian,
**[09:49] Hime**
and her siblings pursued them
in hopes of saving her.
**[09:54] Hime**
They traveled from Southern Europe to Northern
Europe, even to Anatolia, looking for her.
**[09:59] Hime**
Eventually, they found their
sister and returned to Japan...
**[10:04] Hime**
But from then on, all generations of her
descendants had red-haired babies.
**[10:10] Nozomi**
So it does come from being half-Japanese.
**[10:13] Kyoko**
The raid on the southern barbarians
is a pretty famous story.
**[10:16] Kyoko**
Wait, Hime, do you come from
a distinguished family?
**[10:20] Hime**
My mom's dad was just an
ordinary businessman, though.
**[10:25] Kyoko**
You don't have historical
documents or anything?
**[10:27] Hime**
I'm not sure...
**[10:29] Hime**
Our house was built for sale
in a new residential area.
**[10:32] Kyoko**
Well, it's been handed down
pretty widely as a biography.
**[10:36] Suu**
That's amazing.
**[10:42] Kyoko**
In search of the kidnapped princess,
**[10:44] Kyoko**
for the sole purpose of bringing her home,
**[10:47] Kyoko**
the raiders launched attacks
all over the continent.
**[10:58] Kyoko**
With a single arrow,
**[11:02] Kyoko**
they sank an entire ship,
or so the story goes.
**[11:07] Nozomi**
That's ridiculous.
**[11:09] Kyoko**
You'd think so, right?
**[11:11] Kyoko**
There are apparently records of it, though.
**[11:13] Suu**
Regardless of the truth in it,
it's a fascinating story.
**[11:17] Kyoko**
Even after that...
**[11:20] Kyoko**
The slaves they freed along
the way joined them en masse
**[11:24] Kyoko**
and became a huge army.
**[11:26] Kyoko**
And so they finally achieved their
goal of bringing their sister home.
**[11:33] Kyoko**
And...
**[11:34] Kyoko**
the bloodline of that militant
clan ended with this.
**[11:38] Hime**
Eek, scary!
***SIGN*** Is Being Able to Retrace One's Past and Ancestors A Reason to Be Happy or Unhappy?
***SIGN*** *Does Getting a Job Doing What You
Love Really Bring Happiness?*
**[11:57] Mochida**
Hello, this is Mochida of *Hell Monthly*.
**[12:01] Kyoko**
Hi. Naraku appreciates all that you do.
**[12:06] Kyoko**
Yes. Yes.
**[12:08] Kyoko**
Okay. We'll email it
to you by this evening.
**[12:13] Kyoko**
Thank you again.
**[12:17] Mochida**
A girl? Was she his secretary?
**[12:21] Kyoko**
You heard. Have it done by 6 PM, Pops.
**[12:25] Dad**
Jeez... Not that it matters,
but a girl shouldn't call her dad "Pops."
**[12:30] Dad**
Call me "Dad" or "Father" or something.
**[12:32] Kyoko**
Then fulfill your paternal duty and have
the manuscript done by the deadline.
**[12:38] Dad**
You might not like it, but it's not
easy keeping two kids fed, you know!
**[12:43] Dad**
Especially now, when the whole
industry's profits are...
**[12:46] Kyoko**
Yeah, yeah. Just keep working.
**[12:49] [SONG] Text**
Hell Monthly
Editing Department
**[12:50] Mochida**
Sir,
**[12:52] Mochida**
is Naraku-san really a popular writer?
**[12:54] Chief**
Well, fairly, at least.
**[12:56] Chief**
A long time ago,
**[12:58] Chief**
he drew a lot of attention for an article
he wrote in a radical undercover investigation.
**[13:02] Chief**
Since then, every time that incident makes
waves on TV, the writer profits again.
**[13:07] Mochida**
Oh...
**[13:09] Chief**
Why do you ask?
**[13:11] Mochida**
Well, I called him a moment ago,
and a woman answered.
**[13:15] Mochida**
I just wondered if he could
afford a secretary.
**[13:17] Chief**
That was his daughter.
**[13:19] Mochida**
Huh? That old— I mean,
Naraku-san is married?
**[13:24] Chief**
He wasn't born a chubby old man
from the crotch of a tree, you know.
**[13:30] Mochida**
His daughter, huh?
**[13:33] Chief**
I heard she's a pretty cute, slender girl.
**[13:37] Chief**
I believe she's in middle...
no, high school now.
**[13:41] Mochida**
A cute high school girl! That sounds great!
**[13:45] Chief**
What's great about that?
**[13:46] Chief**
Since his daughter's started
acting as his secretary,
**[13:50] Chief**
he's been meeting his deadlines,
which is great for us, anyway.
**[13:55] Kyoko**
Pops, I fixed the weird word choices and typos.
Go ahead and look it over.
**[14:01] Dad**
Got it.
**[14:02] Dad**
And I told you not to call me "Pops."
**[14:05] Kyoko**
Anyway,
**[14:06] Kyoko**
why don't you have a comment from
Professor Bibu at Library Paradise University?
**[14:11] Dad**
I couldn't get an interview.
**[14:14] Dad**
Hey! Who are you—
**[14:20] Kyoko**
Hello, is this Professor Bibu's office?
**[14:23] Dad**
Hey, wait!
**[14:24] Kyoko**
Yes. I was deeply impressed
by the professor's writings.
**[14:30] Kyoko**
Really?
**[14:32] Kyoko**
Yes, my senpai attended the seminar.
**[14:35] Kyoko**
Yes, and I was hoping to hear
the professor's opinion.
**[14:42] Manami**
Turn right at the next corner, please.
**[14:45] Kyoko**
I see. Okay.
**[14:48] Kyoko**
Thank you very much.
**[14:52] Kyoko**
Here. The professor's comments.
**[14:54] Dad**
O-Okay...
**[14:56] Kyoko**
I'll go put on some coffee. Keep it up.
**[15:04] Kyoko**
Is that the class president?
**[15:07] Kyoko**
Why's she dressed like that?
**[15:10] Kyoko**
Is she cosplaying?
**[15:12] Dad**
Hey, hurry up with the coffee.
**[15:15] Kyoko**
Yeah, sure.
**[15:16] Dad**
What? Something interesting out there?
**[15:19] Kyoko**
Well, I just saw a friend
of mine from school...
**[15:22] Kyoko**
in a priestess outfit...
**[15:24] Kyoko**
going into the crazy neighbor lady's house.
**[15:27] Dad**
Is your friend running
a curse removal scam?
**[15:31] Kyoko**
What? Gonna tell me not to hang
out with people like that?
**[15:34] Dad**
No, I was going to tell you
to get closer to her.
**[15:37] Dad**
I want the story.
**[15:39] Kyoko**
Well, the class president doesn't
seem like that type to me.
**[15:44] Lady**
This is the box that's troubling me.
**[15:48] Lady**
A medium I spoke to said it's cursed.
**[15:53] Manami**
And what did the medium say?
**[15:56] Lady**
That the curse was so strong,
there was nothing that could be done.
**[16:01] Lady**
That I should leave it in this spot
to contain the vengeful spirit,
**[16:05] Lady**
and to light the candles
and make offerings every day.
**[16:09] Lady**
But its power still seems
to be trickling out.
**[16:12] Lady**
My cat went missing for a while,
**[16:14] Lady**
and I hear noises coming from empty rooms.
**[16:17] Lady**
And, sometimes, I sense a
presence behind me...
**[16:22] Manami**
*Sounds like she's imagining things.*
**[16:25] Manami**
*Still...*
**[16:27] Manami**
Very well. I'll quiet the box
and take it with me.
**[16:36] Manami**
Now I'll purify the room
and exorcise any remaining evil.
**[16:40] Lady**
Please do.
**[16:42] Manami**
May I ask you to step outside?
**[16:45] Lady**
Of course.
**[16:54] Manami**
Cleanse! Purify!
**[16:58] Manami**
Cleanse! Purify!
**[16:58] Manami**
*I wonder what I should make for dinner...*
**[17:04] Manami**
All done.
**[17:05] Lady**
Thank you so much.
**[17:08] Manami**
Now, about the monetary offering...
**[17:11] Lady**
Oh, yes, of course.
***SIGN*** Offering
**[17:14] Lady**
Please accept this,
along with compensation for the taxi.
**[17:18] Manami**
Very well. I'll be back
later to pick it up.
**[17:21] Lady**
Thank you so much.
**[17:24] Kyoko**
Yes... Yes.
**[17:27] Kyoko**
We look forward to working
with you next month.
**[17:31] Kyoko**
He said it's okay.
**[17:33] Dad**
All right! That's one thing taken care of!
**[17:36] Dad**
It's a little early,
but wanna go grab dinner?
**[17:38] Kyoko**
We can't.
**[17:40] Kyoko**
Nii-chan's getting back late,
and he'll eat here.
**[17:43] Dad**
Aw...
**[17:44] Dad**
It's always "Nii-chan, Nii-chan" with you.
You got a brother complex or what?
**[17:48] Kyoko**
Shut up.
**[17:49] Kyoko**
I'll make dinner. You just wait and be grateful
you get to eat your daughter's cooking.
***SIGN*** Mitama
**[18:08] Dad**
Welcome back.
**[18:10] Manami**
You're making dinner, Dad?
**[18:12] Dad**
Yeah.
**[18:13] Dad**
The kids wore themselves out
playing and passed out,
**[18:17] Dad**
and it sounded like you'd be home late.
**[18:20] Manami**
And the painting?
**[18:22] Manami**
Have you made progress with the painting?
**[18:24] Dad**
Oh...
**[18:26] Dad**
Actually, I seem to be in a bit of a slump.
**[18:38] Manami**
I don't know any more about art
than what I've read in textbooks,
**[18:43] Manami**
but are you really a painter?
**[18:46] Dad**
That's a little painful to hear from you.
**[18:48] Dad**
It's not as if my painting
puts food on the table.
**[18:51] Dad**
But...
**[18:52] Manami**
It's not about whether it puts
food on the table or not.
**[18:55] Manami**
You're off work, and the kids are asleep.
**[18:59] Manami**
If you're a painter, shouldn't you
be using this time to paint?
**[19:02] Dad**
Well...
**[19:04] Dad**
A painting isn't something you can just
poke at when you get a spare moment.
**[19:09] Dad**
Besides, doesn't it make your life
easier if dinner's already done?
**[19:13] Manami**
In Akutagawa's *Hell Screen*,
**[19:15] Manami**
a painter had to paint his own
daughter being burned alive.
**[19:20] Dad**
That's a pretty awful thing to do,
as both a painter and a father.
**[19:24] Dad**
You'd hate me if I did that to you,
wouldn't you?
**[19:28] Manami**
Of course I would, but...
**[19:32] Manami**
If you're an artist and painter,
**[19:35] Manami**
you should paint despite
the hate it earns you.
**[19:39] Manami**
Even in spare moments, even if your
daughter hates you, you should paint.
**[19:44] Manami**
If you won't paint,
then choose a different path.
**[19:48] Manami**
Do you want to be an artist,
**[19:50] Manami**
or a good father?
**[19:58] Dad**
I don't think it's impossible
to be both of those things.
**[20:03] Manami**
Do you have the talent
necessary to manage both?
**[20:08] Dad**
Well...
**[20:11] Manami**
You won't establish yourself as a painter,
**[20:14] Manami**
but as a father, you only work half
of the week as a contractor.
**[20:17] Manami**
That just makes you
**[20:19] Manami**
a lousy father hoping to earn
compensation for your youngest daughter.
**[20:21] [SONG] Text**
Oral Medication
Mitama Sue
**[20:28] Chiho**
Nee-tan...
**[20:30] Manami**
Oh, are you awake?
**[20:33] Sue**
Nee-nee.
**[20:35] Manami**
Well, Dad made dinner for us. Let's eat.
**[20:45] TV**
*Now for our next story.*
**[20:47] TV**
*The results of America's
presidential election are in,*
**[20:50] TV**
*and the Democratic Communist
candidate, Imecocca, has won...*
**[20:50] Rino**
She fell asleep.
**[20:52] Rino**
If she were Shino-chan's age,
I could easily call this adorable.
**[20:58] Rino**
Honestly, she's just a big child.
**[21:01] Souta**
Why does she only cozy up to you?
**[21:04] Rino**
Because you're a child, too.
**[21:07] Souta**
C'mon, give me your spot.
**[21:10] Rino**
Ask Himeno about that.
**[21:12] Souta**
Aw...
**[21:13] Kid**
Later!
**[21:14] Kid**
Bye!
**[21:15] Kid**
See you tomorrow!
**[21:17] Mom**
Sensei!
**[21:20] Mom**
Thanks for all you've done for my son.
**[21:23] Nozomi**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[21:25] Mom**
You're very good at teaching.
**[21:29] Mom**
He's never stuck with any
of his other lessons.
**[21:33] Mom**
This is the only one he attends
without ever missing a session.
**[21:36] Nozomi**
Oh...
**[21:37] Mom**
We'll see you next time.
**[21:39] Kid**
Bye, Sensei.
**[21:46] Nozomi**
This makes it so hard
to decide on my future path...
**[21:55] Suu**
I see.
**[21:57] Suu**
How very interesting.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme.
***SIGN*** Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier.
# 7 - First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme. | Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:50] Chi**
A dinosaur!
**[01:51] Manami**
No, she's not.
**[01:53] Chigusa**
I know! She's a snake!
**[01:54] Manami**
This is Quetzalcoatl-san, the Antarctican.
**[01:58] Chiho**
Antarctica?
**[01:59] Chinami**
Quetz... Quet... Que... Que...
**[02:03] Chigusa**
Que-chan.
**[02:04] Suu**
I would rather you use my given
name, Sassassul, please.
**[02:07] Chiho**
Okay. Suu-chan, then.
**[02:10] Suu**
Pleased to meet you.
**[02:12] Chigusa**
Suu-chan-oneechan, open your mouth.
**[02:23] Chiho**
Do it again.
**[02:30] Manami**
Girls! Don't be rude!
**[02:32] Manami**
I'm sorry about my sisters.
**[02:35] Suu**
It's fine.
**[02:36] Suu**
It's much better for me if they
approach without hesitation.
**[02:42] Kyoko**
Hello, Sue-chan.
**[02:45] Manami**
Well? She said hello to you.
**[02:48] Sue**
He... ll... o...
**[02:55] Kyoko**
She's not like her big sis at all, huh?
**[02:57] Nozomi**
The Chisters are just like her, though.
**[03:01] Suu**
Please don't do that. My neck will break.
**[03:06] Manami**
*When I was in my early
elementary school years,*
**[03:10] Manami**
*my nickname was "the doll," though...*
**[03:13] Chi**
Nee-chan, we're all sweaty now.
**[03:16] Manami**
The sweat will wash off in the pool.
**[03:19] Chi**
Oh, yeah! The pool!
**[03:21] Chinami**
Hurry and come to the pool with us,
Hime-neechan and everyone else!
**[03:24] Manami**
No running!
**[04:22] Shino**
I changed all by myself!
**[04:24] Hime**
Good job.
**[04:25] Shino**
Yeah!
**[04:29] Chi**
We changed by ourselves, too!
**[04:31] Manami**
That's not as hard for you three.
**[04:33] Chi**
Hmph!
**[04:35] Manami**
Come on, let's go.
**[04:41] Nozomi**
You really don't have any.
**[04:43] Suu**
My kind don't need to nurse our young.
**[04:46] Suu**
Besides, I could say the
same for you two...
**[04:50] Kyoko**
We don't need to nurse young right now.
**[04:52] Nozomi**
Nope, no need.
**[05:05] Manami**
It's deep in the middle, huh?
**[05:07] Nozomi**
Here!
**[05:16] Shino**
Hime-neetan, I can't swim here.
**[05:18] Hime**
That's true. Your feet touch the bottom.
**[05:23] Kyoko**
What's wrong?
**[05:24] Suu**
Well...
**[05:26] Suu**
I'm actually afraid of water.
**[05:29] Kyoko**
Huh?
**[05:30] Kyoko**
When it's this shallow?
**[05:33] Suu**
The depth is not the issue.
**[05:35] Suu**
Being in water is what frightens me.
**[05:39] Suu**
In Antarctica, falling into
the water means certain death.
**[05:45] Kyoko**
Don't you have hot springs and stuff?
**[05:48] Suu**
Since we don't have sweat glands,
**[05:50] Suu**
bathing is not a custom of our kind.
**[05:53] Suu**
We do clean our bodies, however.
**[05:55] Kyoko**
I'm impressed you made it across the ocean.
**[05:57] Suu**
Well, people who can't fly
travel through the air, too.
**[06:01] Chiho**
Come on, snake lady, hurry up!
**[06:03] Suu**
Wh... I can't... Wait!
**[06:04] ---**
This way!
**[06:10] Kyoko**
Are you dead?
**[06:11] Suu**
I'm alive.
**[06:14] Sue**
Mew...
**[06:20] Shino**
Are you okay?
**[06:22] Sue**
Mew...
**[06:25] Shino**
You're so cute!
**[06:29] Chi**
Isn't she?
**[06:33] Nozomi**
Well, we're gonna go swim
in the racing pool for a bit.
**[06:37] Nozomi**
Coming, Hime?
**[06:38] Hime**
I'll stay here.
**[06:39] Shino**
Hime-neetan.
**[06:41] Shino**
I want to swim, too.
**[06:42] Hime**
Okay. Why don't we go together, then?
**[06:45] Shino**
Yeah!
**[06:50] Chi**
We're coming, too!
**[06:54] Manami**
Hold it right there.
**[06:57] Chinami**
What'd you do that for? Pervert!
**[06:59] Manami**
I am not a pervert.
**[07:01] Manami**
You three can't go over there.
**[07:03] Chiho**
But Shino-chan went!
**[07:04] Manami**
She's a centaur.
**[07:06] Manami**
Besides, were you going
to leave Sue-chan behind?
**[07:09] Chi**
Hmph!
**[07:11] Manami**
If you keep making that face,
it'll get stuck that way.
**[07:14] Chi**
I don't want it to get stuck like this!
**[07:17] Manami**
If you want to swim, I'll teach you here.
**[07:19] Suu**
I'll be here, too.
**[07:29] Shino**
They're really good swimmers.
**[07:32] Hime**
I'm surprised by Kyo-chan...
**[07:37] Hime**
A mermaid! Wasn't that amazing?
**[07:42] Hime**
Oh, it's deep...
**[07:45] Hime**
Because there are diving
boards over there, I guess.
**[07:48] Shino**
Can we go to the other end?
**[07:50] Hime**
My feet don't touch the
bottom past this spot.
**[07:53] Shino**
You can't swim, Nee-tan?
**[07:55] Hime**
No, it's not that...
**[07:57] Hime**
But if I go under,
no one will be able to help me.
**[08:04] Nozomi**
Come to think of it,
how do merfolk climb up to the poolside?
**[08:08] Kyoko**
They probably have a friend pull them up.
**[08:28] Nozomi**
That was some leap.
**[08:30] Kyoko**
It looked like everyone was more
interested in her chest to me.
**[08:34] Hime**
Your feet will touch the bottom soon,
**[08:35] Hime**
so stretch your front legs forward
and just kick with your back legs.
**[08:38] Hime**
Otherwise, you might crack a hoof.
**[08:42] Hime**
Okay, we're here.
**[08:44] Hime**
I'm pretty tired, so let's head
back to where the Chi-chans are.
**[08:48] Shino**
Okay.
**[08:56] Hime**
Practicing swimming?
**[08:57] Chi**
Meow.
**[08:59] Shino**
Chi-chans, let's play!
**[09:01] Chi**
Hmph. You can just go
play in the deep pool.
**[09:05] Manami**
Hey!
**[09:08] Shino**
Chi-chan!
**[09:10] Chigusa**
What was that for?
**[09:14] Chigusa**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[09:17] Nozomi**
Take that!
**[09:18] Chi**
Meow!
***SIGN*** Concessions
***SIGN*** Hot Cocoa
**[09:36] Hime**
That's hot, so blow on it first.
**[09:41] Hime**
Like it?
**[09:42] Shino**
Uh-huh!
**[09:43] Nozomi**
That warms me up.
**[09:44] Kyoko**
Pools do chill the body.
**[09:47] Manami**
Uh-oh.
**[09:50] Manami**
Sleepy, Sue-chan?
**[09:52] Hime**
She did lots of playing today.
**[09:56] Hime**
Are you sleepy too, Shino-chan?
I can't blame you.
**[10:03] Manami**
That won't work for you three.
**[10:05] Chi**
Why not?!
**[10:06] Manami**
There's only one of me.
**[10:08] Manami**
I can't carry all of you home.
**[10:11] Chinami**
But Shino-chan has one
nee-chan all for herself!
**[10:14] Chigusa**
Why is there only one of you?
**[10:17] Chiho**
It's all totally unfair!
**[10:19] Manami**
You three...
**[10:20] Manami**
If you had three big sisters,
you'd have three times the nagging, too.
**[10:24] Chi**
That would be bad.
**[10:27] Nozomi**
Well, today's special,
so you can go ahead and sleep.
**[10:30] Manami**
Wait, don't just...
**[10:34] Nozomi**
You have three extra big
sisters today, after all.
**[10:37] Chi**
Yay! Carry me, too!
**[10:39] Kyoko**
I don't see why not.
**[10:41] Suu**
I used to help care for
my younger sister, too.
**[10:45] Hime**
Suu-chan, you have a younger sister?
**[10:48] Suu**
Yes. We were all born from the same queen.
**[10:53] Suu**
That means all of us are sisters by blood.
**[10:57] Nozomi**
That's really wild...
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice now on sale!!
**[10:59] Suu**
But when I speak of my "younger sister,"
**[11:02] Suu**
I refer to a specific child
I was responsible for raising.
**[11:06] Suu**
It's essentially the same as your concept
of a younger sister, I believe.
**[11:17] Manami**
Are you sure?
Our house is still pretty far.
**[11:20] Nozomi**
Well, a day like this isn't
so bad, every now and then.
**[11:24] Manami**
By the way, you mentioned that you
raised your younger sister...
**[11:29] Hime**
I'm getting a little sleepy, too.
**[11:33] Manami**
We can't carry you, you know.
**[11:35] Hime**
Aw...
**[11:38] Kyoko**
Hey, don't drop Shino-chan.
**[11:40] Hime**
I know...
***SIGN*** First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme.
***SIGN*** Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier.
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**[11:59] Vice**
I'd like to tell some scary stories.
**[12:03] Hime**
Scary stories? The kind
with ghosts and stuff?
**[12:07] Vice**
Yep.
**[12:09] Vice**
Boo.
**[12:11] Hime**
Eek!
**[12:12] Nozomi**
Cut that out!
**[12:15] Kyoko**
Scary stories in broad daylight?
**[12:17] Vice**
No, we're going to tell them at night.
**[12:20] Vice**
I was thinking this Friday.
**[12:23] Vice**
If that works for you guys,
I'll get permission.
**[12:25] Nozomi**
To stay overnight?
**[12:26] Vice**
I expect to wrap up by about 10:00.
**[12:31] Nozomi**
Are you even allowed to decide
that without your tiny president?
**[12:35] Vice**
See, that's the whole point!
**[12:37] Vice**
You're awfully impertinent
for underclassmen, aren't you?
**[12:41] Suu**
Are we?
**[12:43] Kyoko**
I don't think so.
**[12:45] Vice**
I need to get all of you
to commit your schedules first.
**[12:48] Vice**
I can't have you all backing out
after I invite Towako-chan.
**[12:53] Nozomi**
Anyway, if you want to tell scary stories,
**[12:55] Nozomi**
why not just do it with Mystery
Spot-senpai over there?
**[12:58] Vice**
There's a point to getting
Towako-chan to come.
**[13:01] Kyoko**
I see. So that's it.
**[13:03] Vice**
Yes, that's it.
**[13:06] Nozomi**
You actually said it...
**[13:08] Vice**
She won't come if it's just
the two of us, you know?
**[13:12] Vice**
But despite how she acts,
she gets lonely easily,
**[13:15] Vice**
so if you'll all be there,
I'm sure she'll come.
**[13:18] Vice**
Not to mention, we can all get to know our
clubmates better. Two birds with one stone!
**[13:22] Nozomi**
What the heck?
**[13:23] Kyoko**
So we're only a pretext?
**[13:25] Vice**
Why not?
***SIGN*** Shinkanata High School Occult Science Club 100 Scary Stories
**[13:27] Vice**
We can compile all our
stories into a booklet
**[13:29] Vice**
and submit it as a record of our
activities at the end of the year.
**[13:33] Vice**
That'll guarantee us a club room and a budget
for next year. Three birds with one stone!
**[13:38] Nozomi**
Uh, we never said we wanted
to stay in this club.
**[13:41] Kyoko**
Well, it might be nice to have
a place to hang out, though.
**[13:45] Nozomi**
But still...
**[13:47] Nozomi**
I have to teach brats karate, shower,
and then come back to school?
**[13:51] Hime**
We should support them, though!
**[13:54] Both**
What?
**[13:55] Hime**
I mean... why not?
**[13:58] Vice**
Kimihara-kun...
**[14:00] Vice**
Thank you!
**[14:07] Nozomi**
What are you doing?! Okay,
forget we ever discussed this!
**[14:10] Vice**
I just expressed my happiness
a little too eagerly.
**[14:13] Nozomi**
I wonder about that...
**[14:15] Vice**
It's true.
**[14:17] Vice**
I'll hug you, too.
**[14:18] Nozomi**
You're gonna sexually harass me as well?
**[14:20] Kyoko**
Anyway, Senpai, can't you just
ask her on a date like normal?
**[14:25] Vice**
If that would work,
I wouldn't ask you guys for help.
**[14:29] Kyoko**
Yeah, but scary stories?
Don't you have any other ideas?
**[14:34] Vice**
A tour of mystery spots,
a power spot pilgrimage,
**[14:37] Vice**
a UFO-summoning party...
**[14:39] Nozomi**
At least make it a horror movie night.
**[14:41] Hime**
So you want to get closer
to the club president, then?
**[14:44] Vice**
Yep!
**[14:45] Vice**
So please!
**[14:46] Hime**
Sure!
**[14:49] Nozomi**
You sure you can handle scary stories?
**[14:52] Hime**
I'll do my best!
**[14:54] Vice**
So I can count all of you in, right?
**[14:56] Kyoko**
Fine with me, I guess.
**[14:57] Nozomi**
Well, if Hime's going...
**[14:59] Hime**
I will if you all do.
**[15:01] Suu**
Gladly. It sounds like a valuable
opportunity to experience your culture.
**[15:04] Vice**
Great! Okay, each of you come up
with about ten scary stories!
**[15:09] Kyoko**
That many?
**[15:10] Hime**
I'm kind of excited
to hear everyone's stories!
**[15:13] Nozomi**
You're not scared?
**[15:14] Hime**
As long as there are no ghosts...
**[15:17] Vice**
We're all set!
**[15:18] Kyoko**
But Senpai, do you think
it'll work that well?
**[15:21] Kyoko**
Shrimp-senpai doesn't seem like she'd
be bothered by scary stories.
**[15:25] Kyoko**
This might not turn out like you expect.
**[15:27] Towako**
I only believe what I can verify as truth!
**[15:31] Vice**
You don't know anything about Towako.
**[15:34] Vice**
I know all about her,
including her measurements.
**[15:36] Vice**
I like my chances.
**[15:38] Nozomi**
Hey, come on.
**[15:47] Hime**
The school is kind of scary at night...
**[15:50] Towako**
Yeah, kind of.
**[15:51] Vice**
What? Didn't you say you
don't believe in ghosts?
**[15:55] Towako**
It's scary whether you
believe in them or not!
**[15:59] Nozomi**
I heard this was a graveyard before
they built the school here.
**[16:04] Nozomi**
Just kidding. It used to be a field.
**[16:07] Hime**
Jeez, don't do that!
**[16:10] Nozomi**
You hear a lot of rumors in a city full
of research schools like this, though.
**[16:14] Nozomi**
I heard the story about the
human-faced dog originated here.
**[16:17] Kyoko**
I also heard it was a hidden village for
victims of abandoned human experimentation.
**[16:22] Hime**
No! That's scary!
**[16:24] Towako**
More of those silly urban legends?
**[16:27] Vice**
Also, you two, don't start
before we're ready.
**[16:32] Nozomi**
A Japanese-style room?
**[16:34] Kyoko**
This building must have had
a different purpose originally.
**[16:37] Nozomi**
Candles?
**[16:39] Vice**
I figured we should go all-out.
**[16:41] Towako**
I'm not sticking around
for one hundred scary stories.
**[16:44] Vice**
It's just about getting into the mood.
**[16:47] Hime**
I'm already scared!
**[16:49] Vice**
All right, let's begin.
**[16:53] Kyoko**
Okay, I'll start.
**[16:58] Kyoko**
We all know that this town
**[16:59] Kyoko**
started as a college and
industrial research center, right?
**[17:06] Kyoko**
This story takes place just
after the town was founded...
**[17:14] Kyoko**
And that experimental subject
still lurks in the sewers,
**[17:20] Kyoko**
waiting for the next unfortunate
victim to come along.
**[17:25] Kyoko**
Next will be... you!
**[17:30] Nozomi**
Don't laugh! Want to trade seats with me?
**[17:32] Kyoko**
Nah, I'll pass.
**[17:34] Towako**
What's so scary about
an urban legend like that?
**[17:37] Hime**
Well, it seems like something
like that could really be out there...
**[17:40] Nozomi**
The fact that it was a story
about genetic manipulation
**[17:43] Nozomi**
instead of fallen samurai or yokai made
it fitting for a school town like this.
**[17:47] Kyoko**
They say that any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic,
**[17:50] Kyoko**
but the fact that you don't know
how far you can take it, or how,
**[17:54] Kyoko**
is the true essence of the story.
**[17:56] Suu**
You mean that we don't know
the limits of science?
**[18:00] Kyoko**
Yeah, that's right.
**[18:03] Hime**
Don't you have scary stories in Antarctica?
**[18:05] Suu**
No. We don't believe in souls
or supernatural phenomena.
**[18:10] Suu**
Or I should say, we can't
conceive of such things.
**[18:15] Suu**
Of course, I don't mean
to deny your beliefs!
**[18:18] Kyoko**
Nah, we don't really believe
in that stuff, either.
**[18:21] Hime**
Well, it scares me!
**[18:24] Suu**
But speaking of mysteries,
when I was young,
**[18:27] Suu**
I chose to walk on the cracks
of flagstone streets.
**[18:36] Suu**
When the one in charge of raising me
asked about my reason for doing so...
**[18:48] Nozomi**
A pitfall?
**[18:49] Suu**
Yes. When I think about it now,
I know no such thing exists, but...
**[18:53] Kyoko**
So it's kind of like this?
**[18:55] Kyoko**
Even Antarcticans can
believe in superstitions,
**[18:59] Kyoko**
but they deny the very fact
**[19:01] Kyoko**
that a culture that emphasizes reason
and logic can believe in superstitions.
**[19:07] Suu**
That's wonderful! Coming to the
human world was worth it!
**[19:11] Kyoko**
Uh, no, I don't even know if I'm right...
**[19:13] Hime**
We used to do something like that, though.
**[19:16] Hime**
Like when we only walked on
the white lines in crosswalks.
**[19:19] Nozomi**
Oh, yeah, we did!
**[19:21] Nozomi**
And only walking in shadows
when going home from school.
**[19:25] Hime**
And if you stepped in the wrong spot,
you'd fall into an abyss.
**[19:28] Vice**
Hey!
**[19:30] Vice**
We're getting off
the subject of scary stories!
**[19:32] Towako**
But science is more interesting
than occult stuff.
**[19:36] Vice**
You say that,
but I bet you're actually scared.
**[19:40] Towako**
Hmph!
**[19:41] Vice**
Oops...
**[19:43] Vice**
Okay, let's get back on track
with a scientific one.
**[19:49] Vice**
Lots of people say they've seen spirits.
**[19:52] Vice**
For example, soldiers say they've seen Warring
States commanders or World War soldiers,
**[19:57] Vice**
but they never see Kofun Period
armor or Bakumatsu rifles.
**[20:02] Vice**
No primitive men in furs, either.
**[20:06] Vice**
And if there are animal spirits,
**[20:08] Vice**
they're always things like
dogs, cats, foxes, or tanuki.
**[20:10] Vice**
All animals that exist closely with humans.
**[20:13] Vice**
No one sees Naumann's elephants.
**[20:15] Vice**
In other words, no one witnesses things
that don't exist in their own consciousness.
**[20:20] Vice**
That's why they're regarded
as hallucinations.
**[20:23] Vice**
But I have a friend who was walking
by the sea in a certain town,
**[20:29] Vice**
when he saw...
**[20:44] Guy**
Anomalocaris?
**[20:46] Guy**
Aren't those extinct?
**[20:48] Guy**
And how is it walking?
**[20:58] Guy**
"A predatory creature from
the Cambrian Period.
**[20:58] ---**
**[21:01] Guy**
It's believed that they
swam in shallow seas,
**[21:04] Guy**
but fossils have been found that had legs."
**[21:08] Guy**
No way... Some of them could walk?!
**[21:13] Vice**
My friend saw something that didn't
exist in his own consciousness.
**[21:17] Vice**
So it had to be...
**[21:27] Vice**
the ghost of an Anomalocaris!
**[21:37] Kyoko**
You're just trying
to scare us with your face.
**[21:39] Towako**
Oh, please. I can't put up with this.
**[21:42] Towako**
I'm going to the restroom.
**[21:45] Towako**
Anyone want to go with me?
**[21:52] Towako**
Don't get me wrong! I'm not scared, okay?!
**[21:55] Hime**
I'll go with you.
**[21:56] Vice**
Me, too.
**[21:57] Towako**
Seriously, I'm *not* scared! Ugh!
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***SIGN*** Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition.
***SIGN*** The Uncertainty of What One Believes In... Or So I Absurdly Mumble.
# 8 - Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition. | The Uncertainty of What One Believes In...Or So I Absurdly Mumble.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:49] Suu**
So this is yabusame?
**[02:01] Kyoko**
Hey, now...
**[02:02] Suu**
Was that a failed attempt?
**[02:04] Nozomi**
Yep, total fail.
**[02:07] Ayaka**
You're losing your nerve, Senpai!
**[02:17] Hime**
Hey! It's dangerous to shoot past people!
**[02:20] Ayaka**
I'm sorry...
**[02:22] Ayaka**
Wait, forget that!
**[02:25] Ayaka**
It looked like you were slacking off,
so I came to wake you up.
**[02:30] Kyoko**
Hey, Hime.
**[02:35] Hime**
Oh. This is Wakamaki Ayaka-chan.
**[02:38] Hime**
She's in middle school,
so a year younger than us.
**[02:40] Ayaka**
Hello.
**[02:41] Hime**
She played a little prank just now,
**[02:43] Hime**
but she's normally a very good, serious girl.
**[02:46] Hime**
She's great at both yabusame
and regular kyudo.
**[02:50] Ayaka**
Ugh, just stop it already!
**[02:53] Ayaka**
I'm good at yabusame?
You're the one who won last year!
**[02:57] Hime**
*Is this her rebellious phase?*
**[02:59] Ayaka**
But...
**[03:00] Ayaka**
I won't let that happen this year.
**[03:03] Hime**
Uh...
**[03:06] Hime**
Okay. Let's both do our best.
**[03:10] Ayaka**
If you'll excuse me!
**[03:22] Ayaka**
If all of you will be present
to support Senpai at this year's meet,
**[03:26] Ayaka**
I'm sure you will be disappointed.
**[03:30] Ayaka**
Please try to motivate
her a bit before then.
**[03:33] Ayaka**
Goodbye.
**[03:35] Hime**
Oh...
**[03:36] Ayaka**
What?
**[03:38] Hime**
By the way, how'd the kyudo tournament go?
**[03:42] Ayaka**
I placed third individually
and failed to advance to the nationals.
**[03:46] Ayaka**
In the team competition,
I didn't even graze the target.
**[03:49] Ayaka**
So as a final memory for middle school,
**[03:52] Ayaka**
I will at least beat you and win, Senpai!
**[03:56] Ayaka**
You'd better be ready!
**[04:02] Nozomi**
She was really fired up.
**[04:05] Hime**
Yeah...
**[04:06] Hime**
Actually, she tends to get
a little too enthusiastic.
**[04:16] Hime**
So last year,
to try to ease her nerves a bit...
**[04:21] (Flashback) Hime**
Ayaka-chan, Ayaka-chan!
**[04:24] (Flashback) Hime**
Boo!
**[04:27] (Flashback) Hime**
Feeling relaxed now?
**[04:29] (Flashback) Ayaka**
Are you making fun of me?!
**[04:31] (Flashback) Ayaka**
Now my concentration is shot.
**[04:38] [SONG] Text**
Flop
**[04:40] Nozomi**
You made a weird face?
**[04:42] Hime**
Shino-chan thought it was funny...
**[04:45] Kyoko**
This one isn't a little kid.
**[04:47] Hime**
She's seemed to hate me ever since then.
**[04:51] Nozomi**
She came over just to get your attention.
I doubt she hates you.
**[04:56] Kyoko**
Yeah, I'd say she actually likes you.
**[04:57] Hime**
Really?
**[04:59] Suu**
You think so?
**[05:03] Kyoko**
I just came up with a good way
to get Ayaka-chan to relax.
**[05:09] Hime**
Really? What?
**[05:14] Kyoko**
Whisper, whisper...
**[05:17] Hime**
You think it'll be okay to do that?
**[05:20] Kyoko**
It'll be fine.
**[05:21] Sensei**
Hey.
**[05:23] Hime**
Konatamorei-sensei!
**[05:25] Sensei**
That's enough girl talk. Back to practice.
**[05:28] Hime**
Yes, ma'am.
**[05:31] Sensei**
Instead of yabusame, would
you girls like to try some regular kyudo?
**[05:44] Hime**
Thanks for hanging around during my practice.
**[05:47] Kyoko**
No problem.
**[05:48] Nozomi**
It was pretty fun for us, too.
**[05:55] Suu**
I guess archery is much harder
than it looks, isn't it?
**[06:00] Hime**
Japanese archery is, especially.
**[06:02] Suu**
By the way, Himeno-san,
why do you practice archery?
**[06:06] Hime**
Huh?
**[06:08] Hime**
Because my mom told me to, I guess.
**[06:11] Hime**
My grandpa would give her
a pretty hard time if I didn't.
**[06:16] Kyoko**
It's really more about finding
a marriage partner, isn't it?
**[06:19] Kyoko**
Regardless of its meaning today,
the meet came about because...
**[06:24] Kyoko**
A place to practice, good equipment,
and plenty of time to practice
**[06:29] Kyoko**
were barometers of wealth
and evidence of good health.
**[06:38] Kyoko**
Since there aren't many centaur families,
**[06:40] Kyoko**
it was a good way to find
a centaur husband or wife.
**[06:46] Suu**
You mean it's for the sake of reproduction?
**[06:48] Kyoko**
Well, putting it that way
might be a bit too direct.
**[06:52] Suu**
Does "reproduction" count as an obscenity?
**[06:55] Suu**
I was certain it was a serious term.
**[06:57] Kyoko**
It depends on the time and place.
**[07:00] Hime**
Oh, um...
**[07:03] Hime**
I'm not doing it for...
reproduction... at all.
**[07:08] Hime**
It's true!
**[07:09] Nozomi**
Thinking of getting married
right out of high school?
**[07:12] Hime**
Huh? I've never even thought about that.
**[07:16] Hime**
But... I wonder what it's like for Ayaka-chan.
**[07:20] Hime**
I think she's from a pretty
well-to-do family.
**[07:24] Kyoko**
Well, even if she's not
old enough to marry,
**[07:26] Kyoko**
there's still engagement, I guess.
**[07:40] Lady**
An Antarctican?
**[07:41] Guy**
Wow...
**[07:43] Lady**
Here?
**[07:48] Rei**
Ah.
**[07:49] Rei**
Well, hello.
**[07:51] Kyoko**
Hello.
**[07:52] Suu**
Hello.
**[07:53] Nozomi**
Hiya.
**[07:54] Nozomi**
*Isn't that our vice president?*
**[07:56] Shojo**
Uh, who are they again?
**[07:58] Rei**
They're in Komori-kun's class.
**[08:01] Shojo**
Oh, they're my juniors, then.
**[08:03] Rei**
Remember the girl with the bright red hair?
**[08:05] Rei**
They're probably here to watch her.
**[08:07] Shojo**
Ah.
**[08:10] Guy**
Oh, you're friends of Rei-chan's?
**[08:12] Girl**
Have a good time.
**[08:14] Nozomi**
This is weird.
**[08:16] Kyoko**
It's about what I'd expect.
**[08:18] Hime**
Nozomi-chan! Kyo-chan! Suu-chan!
**[08:22] Nozomi**
Hey.
**[08:22] Rino**
Oh, hello.
**[08:24] Kyoko**
Hello.
**[08:25] Suu**
Hello.
**[08:27] Souta**
Oh... An Antarctican...
**[08:29] Kyoko**
Who's this?
**[08:30] Shino**
Maki-chan. She's my friend
from kindergarten.
**[08:34] Kyoko**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:37] Maki**
Is that a monster?
**[08:39] Shino**
No, that's not a monster. That's Suu-chan.
**[08:48] Kyoko**
You look sharp today.
**[08:51] Voice**
*Participants, please assemble.*
**[08:53] Hime**
Oh, I have to go.
**[08:55] Hime**
I'll see you guys later.
**[08:57] Shino**
Good luck, Nee-tan!
**[08:59] Nozomi**
Go get 'em.
**[09:03] Kyoko**
Let's all cheer for her together, okay?
**[09:05] Maki**
Scary monster!
**[09:07] Shino**
It's okay. The nee-tans are here.
**[09:10] Shino**
Also, she's not a monster.
**[09:13] Suu**
That's right. I'm not a monster.
**[09:18] Shino**
It's okay...
**[09:20] Souta**
Go talk to them.
**[09:22] Rino**
You go.
**[09:23] Souta**
But it's hard for me to talk
to high school girls...
**[09:27] Kyoko**
We won't take Hime-oneechan away.
**[09:30] Nozomi**
Oh, yes, we will!
**[09:52] Ayaka**
That was pretty good.
**[09:54] Hime**
Thanks.
**[09:55] Voice**
*Next, Wakamaki Ayaka-san.*
**[09:58] Ayaka**
Oh, I have to go.
**[09:59] Hime**
Ah, wait a second...
**[10:01] Ayaka**
What? Are you going to say
something to distract me again?
**[10:05] Hime**
No.
**[10:06] Ayaka**
What, then?
**[10:08] Hime**
Why don't we make a bet to liven things up?
**[10:12] Ayaka**
Well, that sounds interesting.
**[10:15] Hime**
Okay, then...
**[10:17] (Flashback) Kyoko**
Offer to make a bet with her.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Hime**
Uh-huh.
**[10:20] (Flashback) Kyoko**
And if you lose...
**[10:23] Hime**
...I'll go on a date with you.
**[10:26] Ayaka**
Wh-What are you—
**[10:28] Ayaka**
Jeez, stop joking around!
**[10:35] Hime**
Is she okay?
**[10:39] Ayaka**
*Where would we go? And what would I wear?*
**[10:43] Ayaka**
*No. Before that...*
**[10:46] Ayaka**
*I have to beat her!*
**[11:04] Hime**
Sorry!
**[11:06] Ayaka**
You're late, Senpai!
**[11:08] Ayaka**
There are lots of places I want to go!
***SIGN*** Summer Festival Special
**[11:11] Ayaka**
Well, let's get going!
**[11:13] Hime**
Sure.
**[11:19] Kyoko**
Why are we following them?
**[11:21] Nozomi**
Why not?
**[11:26] Suu**
I think we've been spotted.
**[11:34] Nozomi**
It's your fault she caught us, Kyoko.
**[11:36] Kyoko**
Huh? It's not my fault.
**[11:38] Suu**
Was it my fault?
Should we continue tailing them?
**[11:41] Nozomi**
Of course we will.
***SIGN*** Mental Strength Might Be the Biggest Reason One Wins a Serious Competition.
**[11:42] Kyoko**
No, we won't!
***SIGN*** The Uncertainty of What One Believes In... Or So I Absurdly Mumble.
***SIGN*** Namima Shrine
**[11:53] Guy**
Hey, carry that over there.
**[11:56] Guy**
Oh, here already?
**[11:58] Guy**
No, over there!
**[12:03] Guy**
Hey, over here!
**[12:05] Guy**
That's it, that's it.
**[12:08] Mer2**
This is it.
**[12:09] Mer1**
Whoa, seriously?
**[12:11] Mer2**
Incredible, right?
**[12:12] Mer1**
It's crazy!
**[12:14] Mer1**
I can't believe you got this magazine.
**[12:17] Mer1**
They don't sell it in ocean towns, do they?
**[12:19] Mer2**
My cousin is a competitive
swimmer in a land-bound town.
**[12:23] Mer2**
He gave it to me.
**[12:25] Mer1**
Wow!
**[12:28] Mer1**
Hey, watch it! What's your problem?
**[12:30] Miura**
Don't give me that!
**[12:32] Miura**
You can't look at naughty magazines here.
**[12:35] Miura**
Honestly, you boys...
**[12:41] Mer2**
Hey, this is a perfectly
wholesome publication.
**[12:43] Fukami**
But you were getting excited
looking at it, weren't you?
**[12:46] Mer12**
Gulp...
**[12:47] Fukami**
Besides, you guys see boobs every day.
**[12:51] Fukami**
Do you still want to see them in magazines?
**[12:53] Mer2**
You idiot!
**[12:54] Mer2**
These are worth even more
because they're covered!
**[12:59] Mer1**
You girls wear swimsuits when people
come here from the mountains, right?
**[13:05] Mer1**
Yours have value to those guys, too.
**[13:08] Fukami**
Then does this excite you?
**[13:12] Mer12**
No. Too late for that.
**[13:14] Miura**
Anyway! The problem is that you're
skipping out on festival preparations!
**[13:19] Mer1**
We were just taking a quick break!
**[13:21] Miura**
Jeez...
**[13:26] Mer2**
Hey, Eri-chan.
**[13:29] Eri**
Hello.
**[13:32] Miura**
So you're going to be the priestess
in the festival today?
**[13:35] Eri**
Oh, yeah.
**[13:39] Miura**
Hey!
**[13:40] Miura**
Stop staring at her chest!
**[13:43] Eri**
Well, see you later.
**[13:45] Miura**
Keep it up.
**[13:46] Fukami**
See ya.
**[13:50] Fukami**
So you do like hers, huh?
**[13:52] Mer12**
Yeah, I guess.
**[13:53] Mer2**
The way she acts all embarrassed...
**[13:56] Mer1**
You can tell she was raised on land!
**[14:03] Miura**
These guys...
**[14:07] Miura**
Forget it. Let's go.
**[14:11] Fukami**
See ya.
***SIGN*** Audience Seating
**[14:42] Old**
Oh, I thought a boy had shown up.
**[14:46] Eri**
That's sexual harassment.
**[14:48] Old**
They raise kids pretty strict on land, eh?
**[14:51] Old**
The ocean has waves.
They must be tiring you out.
**[14:54] Old**
Just rest up there a bit.
**[15:16] Old**
That is the god Tagon.
**[15:20] Old**
You are about to offer a song
of celebration to him.
**[15:24] Eri**
Yes.
**[15:25] Old**
The health of our ocean and the fortune
of our village will depend on your song.
**[15:34] Old**
On the size of your audience, as well.
**[15:39] Old**
Just think of it as one
of the concerts you do all the time.
**[15:42] Old**
It's hardly any different.
**[15:44] Eri**
No...
**[15:47] Eri**
I may be an idol, but I'm not that popular.
**[15:50] Eri**
This is the first time I've
had an audience this large.
**[15:54] Old**
I see!
**[15:58] Old**
Are you ready?
**[16:00] Eri**
Yes.
**[17:07] Old**
Continue.
**[17:11] Old**
It's a man-dolphin,
**[17:13] Old**
a messenger to the god Tagon.
**[17:15] Old**
It has approved of your song.
**[17:41] Old**
The man-dolphin ran away? Why?
**[18:08] Tagon**
I am the god Tagon.
**[18:11] Tagon**
Hear my words and obey.
**[18:19] Eri**
A real god?
**[18:23] Old**
No, it's not! It's an impostor!
**[18:27] Old**
Run!
**[18:45] Old**
It doesn't seem to be pursuing us.
**[18:47] Eri**
That wasn't really the god?
**[18:52] Old**
No. Our god is that stone statue.
**[18:57] Old**
A true, living god does not exist among us.
**[19:01] Eri**
Then what...
**[19:02] Eri**
What was that monster?
**[19:05] Old**
A robot, a bio-creature,
**[19:08] Old**
something put here by a TV station,
or perhaps a government experiment...
**[19:12] Old**
I'm not quite sure myself.
**[19:17] Old**
When you don't know what's going on,
it's best to run!
**[19:22] Old**
We must return to the beach
and notify the Coast Guard.
**[20:09] Hime**
Huh? A god?
**[20:12] Suu**
Yes, a god.
**[20:13] Nozomi**
Nothing like that exists.
**[20:15] Hime**
It could be something like
an ideological being...
**[20:18] Hime**
Er, um...
**[20:21] Nozomi**
Oh!
**[20:22] Nozomi**
We have a pro right here!
**[20:27] Manami**
I'm no pro.
**[20:28] Manami**
My family just happens to run a shrine.
**[20:30] Manami**
I'm not a theologian or shaman.
**[20:33] Nozomi**
You don't believe they exist, either?
**[20:36] Manami**
Gods are just...
**[20:40] Manami**
*"God"? Define "god."*
**[20:41] Manami**
* They're just a product*
* of one's imagination, right?*
**[20:43] Manami**
* Come on, don't be so quick*
* to close the subject!*
**[20:46] Manami**
*What makes you so sure they exist?*
**[20:47] Manami**
* More importantly,*
* what's the source of our income?*
**[20:55] Nozomi**
Class President?
**[20:56] Manami**
Of course they exist.
**[20:58] Manami**
Our shrine's god is a miracle worker.
**[21:01] Manami**
It brings good health, traffic safety,
beauty, household harmony,
**[21:06] Manami**
and it's especially effective
in bringing academic success.
**[21:10] Hime**
Come to think of it,
you're second in our grade, aren't you?
**[21:14] Nozomi**
*She's such a...*
**[21:23] Sue**
Mew.
**[21:38] Dad**
Hey, Sue-chan,
you're playing that by yourself?
**[21:41] Sue**
No. With my friend.
**[21:45] Dad**
Okay, then. Play nice.
**[21:51] Zashiki**
Rats! I lost again!
**[21:57] Zashiki**
One more! One more game!
**[21:59] Sue**
Mew.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure?
***SIGN*** What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like?
# 9 - What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure? | What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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***SIGN*** Shinkanata High School
**[01:34] Hime**
Let's see...
**[01:37] Kyoko**
Oh, you got a smartphone?
**[01:41] Hime**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Animals of the World 1 Animals of the World 2 Animals of the World 3 Symphony No. 124 Symphony No. 14 Symphony No. 1 Little-Known Scary Stories Visual Effects Battlefield Lazooman Preview Heracles Academy PV The World of Shogi
**[01:43] Hime**
Was it this one?
**[01:47] Jean**
Ipomoea lobata blooms only
in the deepest jungles,
**[01:51] Jean**
and its nutrients are harmoniously
blended into Ipomoea Queen.
**[01:55] Jean**
Made with all-natural ingredients
**[01:57] Jean**
to gently support your good health.
**[02:00] Nozomi**
Man, ads suck.
**[02:00] Jean**
*Enjoy its natural fragrance, free of artificial
scents, the moment you open the bottle.*
**[02:02] Hime**
I've seen this frog guy
a lot lately, though.
***SIGN*** Your Partner in Good Health
**[02:07] Kyoko**
You probably shouldn't call him a "frog guy."
**[02:10] Nozomi**
What is he, then?
**[02:11] Kyoko**
Amphibianfolk, I guess.
**[02:13] Nozomi**
That's so hard to say.
**[02:15] Suu**
If I had to call him something,
it would be "a Frenchman."
**[02:20] Suu**
He is a French citizen, after all.
**[02:26] Suu**
As a child, Mr. Jean Rousseau
passed out in the jungle,
**[02:33] Suu**
and he was found by French missionaries.
**[02:36] Suu**
He was then educated in
a mammalian society.
**[02:42] (Flashback) Teacher**
His abilities far surpass
those of average children.
**[02:45] (Flashback) Guy**
If you say so, I suppose we could test him.
***SIGN*** The First Amphibianfolk to Become a Student at the École Normale Supérieure!
**[02:54] Suu**
He entered a small trading
firm in South America
**[02:56] Suu**
and eventually became its president.
**[02:58] Suu**
At least, it would be reasonable to assume
so based on his academic background, but...
***SIGN*** Jean Rousseau Buys Failing Company, Becomes President of Conglomerate
**[03:06] Suu**
And that is his story.
**[03:09] ---**
**[03:09] Nozomi**
Someone that important
is starring in commercials?
**[03:12] Suu**
He always had a lot of media
exposure for his involvement
**[03:15] Suu**
in the conservation of minorities.
**[03:17] Hime**
Anyway, I guess amphibianfolk
are pretty smart, huh?
**[03:21] Kyoko**
No, I don't think that's it.
**[03:25] Komori/Nekomi**
59, 60...
**[03:27] Komori/Nekomi**
61, 62, 63...
**[03:31] Komori/Nekomi**
64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72...
**[03:31] Guy**
Ten more seconds!
**[03:33] Kyoko**
Every race has both
its geniuses and its idiots.
**[03:38] Manami**
Oh, are you girls interested
in Mr. Jean Rousseau?
**[03:42] Manami**
That's perfect.
**[03:42] Komori/Nekomi**
73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79...
**[03:44] Manami**
Rousseau-san will be coming to this
school to give a speech soon.
**[03:48] Manami**
Would you four serve as his
preparatory committee?
**[03:51] Komori/Nekomi**
80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86...
**[03:51] Suu**
If you think we're right for the job.
**[03:53] Nozomi**
Hey!
**[03:54] Suu**
Oh, did I get something wrong?
**[03:57] Manami**
No, not at all.
**[04:00] Komori/Nekomi**
87, 88...
**[04:00] Kyoko**
Our school's been a pretty
big deal lately, huh?
**[04:22] Secretary**
Sir, Mr. Rousseau is here.
**[04:26] Pres**
Oh...
**[04:33] Exec**
Right this way.
**[04:34] Jean**
Thank you.
**[04:38] Pres**
Welcome!
**[04:42] Pres**
Isn't it considered bad manners
to shake hands with gloves on?
**[04:50] Jean**
But my hands are...
**[05:26] Pres**
My hand is not dirty.
**[05:29] SecretaryM**
But, sir...
**[05:31] Pres**
You still have a lot to learn.
**[05:42] SecretaryW**
Since that meeting ran long,
there's no time for a break.
**[05:47] SecretaryW**
A change of clothes is waiting
for you on the airplane.
**[05:49] Jean**
All right.
**[05:51] SecretaryW**
I've also prepared the papers and documents
necessary for the settlement.
**[05:54] SecretaryW**
There are four matters that require
your decision by the end of the day.
**[05:59] CA**
The weather is clear.
**[06:01] CA**
We expect to arrive in three hours.
**[06:03] ---**
Right.
**[06:06] SecretaryW**
I have a helicopter standing
by at the airport.
**[06:09] Jean**
Good.
**[06:10] Jean**
And there are no further plans
for the day after that, right?
**[06:14] SecretaryW**
Correct, but if anything carries
over into the next few days,
**[06:19] SecretaryW**
we'll have to cancel even more plans.
**[06:23] Jean**
What's first on the schedule
tomorrow morning?
**[06:25] SecretaryW**
A meeting with the secretary-general of the UN.
***SIGN*** Now, don't touch him with your dirty hands.
***SIGN*** You mustn't soil such an important man's waist-wrap.
**[07:48] Jean**
What is that you're wearing?
**[07:51] Leader**
Does it look strange?
**[07:53] Leader**
Don't you wear mammalian clothing
all the time yourself?
**[07:57] Jean**
I wear a business suit.
**[07:59] Jean**
It's for showing respect
to the one you're speaking to.
**[08:02] Jean**
That, on the other hand, is battle attire.
**[08:05] Leader**
Naturally.
**[08:07] Leader**
Our tribe is constantly battling enemies.
**[08:14] Jean**
I would like to confirm two things.
**[08:16] Jean**
First, who is the "enemy" you speak of?
**[08:19] Jean**
Second, who in the world
gave you that gear?
**[08:25] Leader**
Don't you worry.
**[08:26] Leader**
We only fight those who attack
our brethren without reason.
**[08:31] Leader**
As for this... Our god told me
he would lend me true power.
**[08:37] Leader**
He is not like their invisible
god who does nothing for them.
**[08:45] Jean**
I will believe you are
devoted to self-defense.
**[08:49] Jean**
But please do not forget
**[08:52] Jean**
that we must coexist peacefully
with the mammalian peoples.
**[08:59] Jean**
If we fail to do that,
we are the ones who'll be destroyed.
**[09:05] Jean**
Also...
**[09:07] Jean**
Our god truly exists,
just as we and the others do,
**[09:11] Jean**
and he acts not according to our wishes,
**[09:16] Jean**
but for the sake of his
own interests alone.
**[09:20] Leader**
How dare you speak such insolence?!
**[09:22] Jean**
Of course, I respect our god, as well.
**[09:26] Jean**
But that does not change the truth.
**[09:35] Leader**
Listen to me.
**[09:37] Leader**
You've been deceived by the mammalians
you have lived among all this time.
**[09:42] Leader**
It's true that there are more of them,
**[09:45] Leader**
and they have guns, airplanes,
and many other tools.
**[09:49] Leader**
But our god and his angels
are stronger still.
**[09:53] Leader**
I have seen it firsthand.
**[09:55] Leader**
No! Even without our god's assistance,
**[09:58] Leader**
we cannot yield to them!
**[10:01] Leader**
Even if it costs our lives,
**[10:03] Leader**
we must reclaim our ancestors' beautiful
water and earth from their repulsive nest!
**[10:11] Leader**
Of course, I don't expect a pseudo-mammalian
like you to understand our cause.
**[10:26] Jean**
*Risking one's life for a conceptual cause...*
**[10:30] Jean**
* Seeking past glory you don't even*
* know if you truly had or not...*
**[10:35] Jean**
* That very way of thinking*
* is that of the mammalians.*
**[10:39] Jean**
*It is poison to our kind.*
**[10:42] Jean**
*Why doesn't he see that?*
**[10:49] Hime**
*Thank you very much.*
**[10:51] Hime**
* This concludes the speech*
* by Mr. Jean Rousseau.*
**[11:06] Suu**
The speech has ended.
**[11:07] Nozomi**
Roger.
***SIGN*** Jean Rousseau-sama Waiting Room
**[11:16] Manami**
Thank you for coming today.
**[11:19] Jean**
What's this?
**[11:20] Manami**
We ordered some tea from your homeland.
**[11:24] Manami**
Please have some, if you like.
**[11:34] Jean**
Merci.
***SIGN*** What Are the Struggles of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure?
**[11:43] Jean**
Do you have...
**[12:35] Boy**
Stop...
**[12:49] Officer**
Second Lieutenant,
we've reached our quota for today.
**[12:52] 2Lieut**
Have we?
**[12:54] 2Lieut**
All right.
**[13:17] Boy**
Where are we going?
**[13:19] Guy1**
To Hell on Earth.
**[13:39] Guy2**
No! I don't wanna go in there!
**[13:41] Guy3**
Please, just let me go home!
**[13:44] Soldier**
Keep moving!
**[14:10] Jailer**
Don't stop working!
**[14:14] Centaur**
Hey! You don't get to take breaks!
**[14:21] Centaur**
Get up and work!
**[14:30] Jailer**
Survival is the reward you
earn for your labor.
**[14:32] Jailer**
If you don't want to die, then work.
**[14:48] Boy**
This is all?
**[14:50] Ears**
Hey! Why does he always get more?
**[14:54] Food**
Them's the rules!
**[14:56] Centaur**
It's not like I'm doing anything to him!
**[14:59] Ears**
You piece of...
**[15:00] Jailer**
Cut it out, you pigs!
**[15:02] Jailer**
The amount you get is determined
by your body type.
**[15:04] Jailer**
It's the scientific approach!
**[15:07] Ears**
Hmph!
**[15:08] Jailer**
I swear, every time you inferior races open
your mouths, it's out of jealousy and prejudice.
**[15:26] Ears**
Man, I sure am hungry.
**[15:29] Centaur**
Shut up!
**[15:31] Ears**
I didn't get lots of food to graze on,
like you damn livestock did.
**[15:36] Ears**
I'm sure you and that corporal
are great buddies,
**[15:39] Ears**
both of you being livestock and all.
**[15:42] Centaur**
What?!
**[15:42] Prisoner**
Get him! Kill him!
**[15:45] Prisoner**
Kill that damn traitor horse!
**[15:50] Boy**
Stop it! We're all in the same—
**[15:54] Prisoner**
I ain't the same as no livestock!
**[15:56] Prisoner**
What're you looking at?!
**[15:59] Guy**
Are you all right?
**[16:06] Boy**
We're all citizens of the same land,
stuck in the same position...
**[16:10] Guy**
Until just recently,
**[16:12] Guy**
we were being discriminated
against because of our body types.
**[16:15] Guy**
Of course, those who don't discriminate
**[16:19] Guy**
will be taught by the government,
or their race, who's superior and inferior.
**[16:25] Guy**
You see it in sci-fi all the time, right?
**[16:27] Guy**
Without discrimination based on body type,
**[16:29] Guy**
they tell us the world
would be more at peace.
**[16:33] Boy**
Isn't that true?
**[16:35] Guy**
No, it's not.
**[16:36] Guy**
Countries, races, hair color, skin color...
**[16:41] Guy**
Tall or short, fat or skinny...
**[16:45] Guy**
So long as we're all different,
**[16:47] Guy**
people will be prejudiced.
**[16:50] Boy**
But that's...
**[16:53] Guy**
Even if we all looked exactly alike,
**[16:56] Guy**
we'd just start quarreling over
whose clothes are better.
**[16:59] Guy**
That's the nature of mankind,
and there's no way to fix it.
**[17:06] Boy**
Still...
**[17:08] Boy**
If we don't stop them, they'll kill him!
**[17:10] Guy**
You're wasting your strength.
**[17:13] Prisoner**
Butt out!
**[17:15] Jailer**
What's all the racket in here, you pigs?!
**[17:30] Centaur**
Hey, you! Don't stop working!
**[17:35] Ears**
Where does he get off bossing us around?
**[17:37] Ears**
Who put him in charge, anyway?
**[17:40] Wings**
They must be good buddies.
They're both livestock.
**[17:56] Centaur**
Hey! I told you not to stop working!
**[18:01] Centaur**
Come on. I'll punish you.
**[18:12] Boy**
*I resigned myself to my fate.*
**[18:13] Boy**
*I knew I would be killed this time.*
**[18:22] Centaur**
They're my leftovers. Eat up.
**[18:25] Boy**
Huh?
**[18:26] Centaur**
And moan every now and then, would you?
**[18:30] Boy**
Um...
**[18:31] Centaur**
Damn it, stand up!
**[18:36] Centaur**
I'll be killed before this war is over.
**[18:39] Centaur**
If I stay a prisoner,
I'll eventually be executed.
**[18:42] Centaur**
If I'm freed,
I'll be executed as a traitor.
**[18:46] Centaur**
But you have to live.
**[18:49] Centaur**
Little brat! I told you to get up!
**[18:53] Boy**
Why?
**[18:57] Centaur**
Because you're a good guy.
**[18:59] Centaur**
And if the good guys stay alive,
the world will be that much better.
**[19:05] Centaur**
Well, hurry up and eat.
**[19:07] Centaur**
Then get going.
**[19:19] Centaur**
No breaks! On your feet!
**[19:25] Guy**
Enemy attack!
**[19:26] Guy**
Move! Hurry!
**[19:43] Prisoner**
The liberation army!
**[19:45] Prisoner**
We're free!
**[19:46] Prisoner**
We're saved!
**[20:12] Ears**
Look! That brat is one of them, too!
**[20:17] Prisoner**
Damn traitor!
**[20:18] Prisoner**
Hang him!
**[20:19] Prisoner**
String him up!
**[20:21] Prisoner**
Hold it!
**[20:24] Prisoner**
Don't you run away!
**[20:29] LibSoldier**
Whoops...
**[20:32] Ears**
Soldier, give him to us!
**[20:35] LibSoldier**
What?
**[20:36] Prisoner**
He's our enemy!
**[20:37] Prisoner**
He's a spy!
**[20:38] Boy**
No! I'm—
**[20:40] Ears**
Shut up, you traitor!
**[20:42] Ears**
I saw it!
**[20:44] Ears**
I saw him getting food
from that livestock bastard!
**[20:47] Boy**
I didn't—
**[20:48] LibSoldier**
He's only a child.
**[20:49] Ears**
Come here!
**[20:50] Ears**
I'll hang you, too!
**[21:06] LibSoldier**
It's chocolate. Eat it.
**[21:09] LibSoldier**
Do you understand me?
**[21:11] LibSoldier**
Replenish your nutrients, and get some rest.
**[21:15] LibSoldier**
If you have no family,
you can come live in my homeland.
**[21:27] Secretary**
Sir, Mr. Rousseau is here.
**[21:31] Pres**
Oh...
**[21:33] Pres**
When you get as old as I am,
you fall asleep more often.
***SIGN*** What Is the Life of Someone Known as a Prominent Figure Like?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1.
***SIGN*** When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 2.
# 10 - When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1 | When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:41] Hime**
Sorry! Did you wait long?
**[01:45] Nozomi**
Hey, looks like the perfect disguise.
**[01:49] Nozomi**
For some reason, you still just
look like Hime to me, though.
**[01:52] Kyoko**
It's her body and height.
**[01:55] Kyoko**
Well, anyway...
**[02:07] Kyoko**
It's just about time.
**[02:10] Kyoko**
Shall we?
**[02:11] Hime**
But we still have fifteen minutes.
**[02:13] Kyoko**
Nakafumi always arrives
fifteen minutes early.
***SIGN*** Check
**[02:19] Nozomi**
Wow, you're paying for us, Kyoko?
**[02:21] Kyoko**
As if.
**[02:22] Kyoko**
Keep watching outside.
**[02:27] Nozomi**
Nakafumi really did come
fifteen minutes early.
**[02:33] Kyoko**
All right. Let's move.
**[02:35] Hime**
Should we really be doing this?
**[02:37] Nozomi**
We don't want any mistakes to happen.
**[02:39] Hime**
Mistakes?
**[02:41] Nozomi**
Well, you know...
**[02:43] Kyoko**
Stuff like illicit sexual relations.
**[02:46] Hime**
Huh?!
**[02:49] Hime**
They wouldn't!
**[02:50] Nozomi**
Shh!
**[02:52] Kyoko**
Let's go.
**[03:13] SP1**
Target is on the move.
**[03:16] SP1**
Unidentified pursuers confirmed.
**[03:20] [SONG] Text**
Unidentified
Unidentified
Unidentified
**[03:26] SP2**
We should search within
terrorist organizations...
**[03:28] Shigetoki**
No need. They're the target's classmates.
**[03:32] Shigetoki**
It's just a childish prank. Ignore it.
**[03:35] SP3**
Public Security, military police,
the Cabinet Research Office,
**[03:40] SP3**
CIA, and FSB are also tailing her.
**[03:43] Shigetoki**
So, the usual crowd.
**[03:46] Shigetoki**
Don't act unless something drastic happens.
***SIGN*** Contemporary Art
***SIGN*** Contemporary Art Exhibit
**[04:13] Suu**
Do humans find this sort
of thing pleasant to observe?
**[04:19] Nakafumi**
It's contemporary art,
so it's not that sort of thing... I think.
**[04:24] Nakafumi**
I don't know anything about it myself,
**[04:27] Nakafumi**
but if I could explain it...
**[04:30] Nakafumi**
Making things that are pretty,
whether it's a painting or sculpture, is art.
**[04:35] Nakafumi**
A long time ago, only so many
people could make or own art.
**[04:40] Nakafumi**
They couldn't just buy a tube of paint
from the local stationery shop.
**[04:47] Nakafumi**
But in the modern age,
**[04:49] Nakafumi**
we started seeing photography,
which could capture images
**[04:51] Naakfumi**
more elaborately and accurately
than any painting.
**[04:54] Nakafumi**
Then industrial technology emerged,
which could mass-produce
**[04:57] Nakafumi**
highly-detailed and precise
models inexpensively.
**[05:02] Nakafumi**
When the sort of beauty people
previously knew became commonplace,
**[05:05] Nakafumi**
demand emerged for a different sort of beauty.
**[05:09] Nakafumi**
But it only meant things anyone
would find pleasant to look at.
**[05:12] Nakafumi**
With the *Interstellar Wars* movies,
for example,
**[05:15] Nakafumi**
paying ten times the money won't give
you ten times the entertainment.
**[05:20] Nakafumi**
So people started painting things
in subjective ways that photos couldn't capture
**[05:25] Nakafumi**
and implementing aspects of African art,
which was seen as barbaric at the time.
**[05:30] Nakafumi**
Artists began to tamper with
the standards of beauty itself,
**[05:33] Nakafumi**
some making abstract paintings
that depicted nothing at all.
**[05:37] Nakafumi**
At that point, people still found
them pleasant to look at...
**[05:41] Nakafumi**
But then, even that
**[05:43] Nakafumi**
was lost as people started putting ordinary
industrial goods on display as art.
**[05:49] Nakafumi**
Now, it's just a game to see how much
**[05:52] Nakafumi**
people can change the meaning
of the concept of art in context.
**[05:56] Nakafumi**
That's what I've managed to piece
together on the subject, anyway.
**[06:00] Suu**
What, specifically, is that context?
**[06:04] Nakafumi**
I'm not sure...
**[06:07] Kyoko**
Of course no one will tell you that.
**[06:10] Kyoko**
Anyone who knew the answer to that
could make a fortune as an artist.
**[06:14] Kyoko**
It's their livelihood.
**[06:16] Nozomi**
Does something like that really even exist?
**[06:19] Kyoko**
No idea.
**[06:20] Kyoko**
But it puts a price on reality
and moves huge amounts of money,
**[06:24] Kyoko**
so there must be rules.
**[06:25] Hime**
Look, they're moving.
**[06:38] Nozomi**
A date at an art museum?
**[06:40] Nozomi**
I guess that doesn't surprise me.
**[06:46] Hime**
I wonder if Suu-chan
is actually enjoying this.
**[06:50] Kyoko**
Would arts and crafts even
exist where she comes from?
**[06:54] Nakafumi**
What's art like in Antarctica?
**[06:59] Suu**
There are drawings and symbols
used as design plans, but...
**[07:03] Suu**
I suppose, in terms of what
humans consider "art,"
**[07:06] Suu**
we have logic and numerical formulas.
**[07:09] Suu**
They're said to be beautiful
in their brevity.
**[07:13] Nakafumi**
Would you have preferred
to go to a traditional museum?
**[07:17] Suu**
Oh, no. I'd have no trouble
understanding those alone.
**[07:20] Suu**
But in the case of art,
I need someone to look at it with me.
**[07:25] Nakafumi**
I don't think I'm the best choice
to explain this stuff to you, but...
**[07:29] Suu**
It's just as fascinating to hear
**[07:31] Suu**
what it means to someone who doesn't
specialize in the subject.
**[07:51] Omaki**
Whoops, sorry— Oh...
**[07:55] Omaki**
Princess?
**[07:57] Hime**
You recognized me, huh?
**[07:58] Manami**
Oh?
**[08:08] Hime**
Are you on a date?
**[08:10] Manami**
D-Do you know what that is?
**[08:16] Hime**
No idea.
**[08:18] Nomomi**
Hime, they're moving!
**[08:21] Hime**
Well, bye.
**[08:26] Hime**
Sorry about that.
**[08:28] Nozomi**
Was that the class president and Omaki?
**[08:30] Hime**
Yeah.
**[08:31] Nozomi**
Are they on a date, too?
**[08:34] Hime**
Seemed like it.
**[08:36] Kyoko**
We're focusing on this date right now!
***SIGN*** Contemporary Art
Museum
**[09:05] Nozomi**
They're not heading for the station.
**[09:07] Hime**
Yeah.
**[09:08] Kyoko**
That direction leads to...
**[09:12] Shigetoki**
The sun's going down.
There's still more to this date?
**[09:16] Shigetoki**
Don't get too caught up
in the nightlife, now.
**[09:27] Nozomi**
Seriously?
**[09:29] Kyoko**
So they *were* headed here.
**[09:32] Shigetoki**
Oh, come on...
**[09:34] Hime**
What should we do?
**[09:35] Nozomi**
Is there anything we *can* do?
**[09:38] SP2**
What do we do?
**[09:39] Shigetoki**
Send one of our guys in suits
to the hotel's front desk.
**[09:42] Shigetoki**
Show them a dummy police
badge and kick them out
**[09:44] Shigetoki**
on the grounds of the
Juvenile Protection Ordinance.
**[09:46] SP3**
But even if we do that,
**[09:47] SP3**
what do we do afterwards?
**[09:49] Shigetoki**
We'll play it by ear.
***SIGN*** Short Rest Overnight Stay
***SIGN*** 2 Hours
**[10:00] Nozomi**
Whoa, whoa!
**[10:02] Hime**
Um...
**[10:04] Kyoko**
Oh?
**[10:07] Shigetoki**
*Don't do it!*
**[10:12] Hime**
Please!
**[10:18] Kyoko**
Darn.
**[10:22] Kyoko**
Uh, I mean...
**[10:28] [SONG] Text**
Used Books Nakoto Bookstore
**[10:32] Kyoko**
A used bookstore?
**[10:33] Nozomi**
Talk about a sophisticated hobby.
**[10:36] Hime**
Yeah.
**[10:55] Hime**
How was your date yesterday?
**[10:59] Suu**
He showed me some very interesting things.
**[11:02] Hime**
Wow, really?
**[11:04] Suu**
We went to an art museum
and saw some contemporary art,
**[11:08] Suu**
which I didn't understand...
**[11:10] Suu**
But not understanding felt new to me.
**[11:14] Suu**
What did you think, Himeno-san?
**[11:17] Hime**
Oh, yeah...
**[11:19] Hime**
That stuff is hard, isn't it?
**[11:21] Hime**
I didn't really get it, either.
**[11:23] Nozomi**
Hey!
**[11:27] Hime**
You knew, huh?
**[11:29] Suu**
I could see you, Himeno-san.
**[11:30] Manami**
Thanks for yesterday.
**[11:32] Omaki**
I'll tag along anytime.
**[11:32] Nozomi**
Jeez... So it really was Hime's fault.
**[11:33] Manami**
Oh... Sure. Same here...
**[11:34] Hime**
Sorry!
**[11:37] Manami**
But really, thanks for everything.
**[11:39] Omaki**
No big deal.
**[11:41] Kyoko**
Oh, nothing.
**[11:41] Suu**
What?
***SIGN*** When You Choose to Look at Contemporary Art for a Date... Part 1
**[11:48] Chinami**
What? You're going out?
**[11:51] Manami**
Yes. Watch the house, okay?
**[11:53] Manami**
Of course, Dad's home today,
so you'll be fine.
**[11:57] Chigusa**
It's not fine!
All he does is draw all the time!
**[12:02] Manami**
What do you expect?
**[12:03] Omaki**
Hey, Tama.
**[12:05] Omaki**
Yo.
**[12:07] Chinami**
You have a date?
**[12:08] Omaki**
That's right.
**[12:09] Chigusa**
Well, Koma-chan's really good-looking.
**[12:11] Omaki**
You think so?
**[12:12] Chinami**
Still, leaving the kids at home
on a weekend for a secret tryst with a boy?
**[12:17] Chigusa**
Isn't that child abuse?
**[12:19] Omaki**
"Tryst"? Really?
**[12:21] Omaki**
Also, I'm a girl.
**[12:23] Manami**
I'll be back in time for dinner.
**[12:28] Chinami**
Oh, switching out?
**[12:32] Chiho**
Going out?
**[12:33] Manami**
Well, take care of Sue-chan.
**[12:36] Omaki**
We'll buy you souvenirs.
**[12:38] Chi**
Boo! Boo!
**[12:39] Manami**
Now, don't make that face.
**[12:43] Manami**
See you later.
**[12:48] Omaki**
It's tough for you to even go out, huh?
**[12:51] Manami**
Yeah.
**[12:52] Omaki**
You're lucky to have
little sisters, though.
**[12:54] Omaki**
Little brothers are just...
**[12:56] Manami**
Really? I feel like a little brother
would be more straightforward.
**[13:02] Omaki**
I don't think so.
**[13:05] Manami**
Really?
**[13:07] Omaki**
Want to link arms?
**[13:09] Manami**
Why?
**[13:12] Guy**
How about some karaoke with me?
**[13:14] Girl**
No, thank you...
**[13:24] Manami**
This is kind of embarrassing.
**[13:26] Omaki**
It's allowed between two girls.
**[13:28] Girl**
What an attractive boy and girl.
**[13:30] Girl**
Are they models?
**[13:31] Girl**
They're so tall!
***SIGN*** Contemporary Art
**[13:43] Omaki**
With stuff like this,
**[13:45] Omaki**
sometimes it takes longer to read
the explanation than look at the art.
**[13:48] Manami**
And sometimes you have
to read it to understand it.
**[13:51] Omaki**
You actually get it after reading it?
**[13:52] Manami**
No.
**[13:54] Omaki**
Whoops, sorry— Oh...
**[13:58] Omaki**
Princess.
**[14:00] Hime**
You recognized me, huh?
**[14:02] Manami**
Oh?
**[14:05] Hime**
Are you on a date?
**[14:07] Manami**
D-Do you know what that is?
**[14:11] Hime**
No idea.
**[14:12] Nomomi**
Hime, they're moving!
**[14:15] Hime**
Well, bye.
**[14:16] Nozomi**
Was that the class president and Omaki?
**[14:19] Manami**
What are those three doing?
**[14:22] Omaki**
Doesn't look like they're on a date.
**[14:24] Manami**
Hey, you should be looking at the art.
**[14:27] Omaki**
That's easy to say...
**[14:42] Chigusa**
Aren't you done yet?
**[14:43] Dad**
Stay still just a little bit longer, okay?
**[14:52] Sue**
Nee-nee? Nee-nee?
**[14:55] Chinami**
Oh, Sue-chan woke up.
**[14:57] Sue**
Nee-nee?
**[14:58] Chiho**
We're coming.
**[15:02] Chigusa**
Time to switch!
**[15:05] Dad**
Wait...
**[15:09] Dad**
This would be a great time
to step out for a smoke...
**[15:12] Dad**
except I don't smoke.
**[15:15] Dad**
I can't drink, either,
and I'm not interested in gambling.
**[15:21] Dad**
And I can't even imagine
taking it out on the kids.
**[15:24] Dad**
Even if I paint, I have no one to sell to,
**[15:26] Dad**
but I can't just not paint.
**[15:30] Dad**
There's no way out...
***SIGN*** Contemporary Art Illustrated Guide
**[15:36] Manami**
It's expensive... but...
**[15:39] Omaki**
Gonna buy that?
**[15:41] Manami**
I can't understand what I'm looking
at if it's not explained a little better.
**[15:47] [SONG] Text**
Museum Shop Exclusive
Belgic Chocolate
**[15:47] Omaki**
They sell sweets, too.
**[15:50] Omaki**
It only works if there're six, right?
**[15:53] Omaki**
Here.
**[15:54] Omaki**
For the kiddos.
**[15:55] Manami**
You don't have to do that.
I talked you into coming here.
**[15:59] Omaki**
C'mon, don't be so distant.
**[16:03] Manami**
Besides, I can't accept a gift
from someone with no income.
**[16:08] Omaki**
I do get paid a bit for helping
with my family's business, actually.
**[16:14] Omaki**
And I told the Chisters
I'd buy them souvenirs.
**[16:17] Omaki**
I don't want them to hate me.
**[16:20] Omaki**
So... Yeah?
**[16:22] Manami**
Okay... Thank you.
**[16:27] Omaki**
If what we saw today is contemporary art,
**[16:31] Omaki**
that means your dad isn't very modern, huh?
**[16:34] Manami**
Strong words.
**[16:36] Manami**
You're right, though.
**[16:39] Omaki**
Speaking from an amateur's perspective,
**[16:41] Omaki**
if he wants to sell...
**[16:43] Omaki**
He should paint stuff
that's more... surreal?
**[16:46] Omaki**
Or just quit painting and try
performance art instead.
**[16:50] Omaki**
He could do something suggestive,
like tossing a nationalist in the air.
**[16:56] Manami**
Still, he can't just do
whatever and call it art.
**[17:01] Omaki**
True, but...
**[17:03] Omaki**
What I mean is, there just needs
to be logic behind it, right?
**[17:07] Omaki**
"By doing such-and-such,
social ideals are rendered invalid,
**[17:11] Omaki**
and those who see it are hurled
into a sea of free conception."
**[17:15] Omaki**
That sort of thing.
**[17:18] Manami**
But even that sort of thing has a value,
or context, or something...
**[17:23] Manami**
It's like a language arts book report
that says, "It appears to be freedom at first,
**[17:26] Manami**
but there are actually
unspecified rules," right?
**[17:30] Omaki**
I don't know about all that.
**[17:32] Manami**
I don't get it, either.
**[17:35] Manami**
If I had to say whether my
father wants to be an artist,
**[17:39] Manami**
I almost don't think he does.
**[17:41] Omaki**
What does that mean?
That's really turning things upside-down.
**[17:46] Manami**
My father wants to be a painter.
**[17:48] Omaki**
So that means an artist, right?
**[17:51] Manami**
No, it's different.
**[17:53] Manami**
He just wants to paint pictures,
**[17:56] Manami**
and not avant-garde or abstract ones.
**[17:59] Manami**
The classical, realistic kind.
**[18:02] Omaki**
Then why doesn't he become an illustrator?
**[18:05] Manami**
Good question...
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***SIGN*** The Adventures of Chi-chan
***SIGN*** Hide and Seek with Chi-chan
**[18:06] Manami**
Some of his paintings have
been used as book covers.
***SIGN*** Chi-chan's Tail
**[18:11] Manami**
But a career illustrator has to draw
what they're told to draw, right?
**[18:16] Omaki**
And that's different?
**[18:18] Manami**
Yeah.
**[18:19] Manami**
If you look online,
**[18:21] Manami**
there are tons of middle school and high
school students who are unbelievably good.
**[18:25] Omaki**
Then why doesn't he just leave it as a hobby?
**[18:27] Manami**
He can't! That's absolutely not allowed!
**[18:34] Omaki**
But why?
**[18:36] Manami**
Saying he can leave it as a hobby
**[18:38] Manami**
would be telling him that art like his
will only ever be worth doing for fun.
**[18:43] Manami**
It'd be telling him there's no hope.
**[18:45] Manami**
He's been pouring his time and passion
into painting for longer than I've been alive.
**[18:51] Manami**
I can't tell him that.
**[18:53] Omaki**
Yeah, but wanting to be recognized
among so many candidates
**[18:57] Omaki**
means he wants to win, right?
**[19:01] Manami**
Well...
**[19:03] Omaki**
In sports, like baseball, there's more
to it than playing with a ball.
**[19:07] Omaki**
You have to do stuff you don't want to,
like running to build strength.
**[19:11] Manami**
But my father is an artist,
in a broad sense.
**[19:15] Manami**
He wouldn't just give up who he is.
**[19:17] Omaki**
Tama, I think...
**[19:19] Omaki**
you're way too soft on your dad.
**[19:24] Manami**
I am not!
**[19:26] Omaki**
I mean, you're Miss Perfect.
**[19:29] Manami**
That was my nickname in middle school...
**[19:32] Omaki**
Yep.
**[19:33] Omaki**
You're the girl our home ec teacher said
was most likely to get married.
**[19:38] Manami**
Well...
**[19:39] Omaki**
But you're still a kid, the same age as me.
**[19:43] Omaki**
You haven't entered society yet.
**[19:45] Omaki**
You don't even know
if you'll be successful.
**[19:47] Omaki**
So how is it possible for a kid like that
to try to plan out an adult's life for him?
**[19:52] Manami**
Yeah... You're right.
**[19:55] Omaki**
And your dad isn't a kid.
**[19:57] Omaki**
I'm sure he's thought things through
and made up his own mind.
**[20:02] Omaki**
Anyway, having faith is one way
of supporting someone.
**[20:07] Manami**
You're right. Thanks.
**[20:10] Omaki**
You're welcome. Talk to me again anytime.
**[20:14] Manami**
Yeah.
**[20:15] Manami**
Oh, look at the time...
**[20:18] Omaki**
Ready to go?
**[20:19] Manami**
Yeah.
**[20:23] Manami**
I'm home.
**[20:24] Chi**
Welcome back!
**[20:27] Manami**
Here's your souvenir.
**[20:28] Manami**
It's from Koma-oneechan.
**[20:30] Chi**
Yay! Souvenir!
**[20:32] Manami**
I'll hurry and make dinner.
**[20:39] Manami**
Dad, dinner's ready.
**[20:41] Dad**
Okay... I don't know, though...
**[20:44] Dad**
I'm kind of in a groove here.
**[20:49] Manami**
Don't knock yourself out.
**[20:50] Dad**
Huh? Oh... yeah. You're right.
**[21:00] Manami**
*Your efforts might end in vain.*
**[21:03] Manami**
* If you ruin your health, too,*
* you'll have nothing left.*
**[21:09] Manami**
* It looks like a nice painting*
* to this amateur...*
**[21:18] Suu**
We went to an art museum
and saw some contemporary art...
**[21:23] Suu**
But not understanding felt new to me.
**[21:26] Suu**
What did you think, Himeno-san?
**[21:28] Hime**
Oh, yeah...
**[21:30] Hime**
That stuff is hard, isn't it?
**[21:31] Hime**
I didn't really get it, either.
**[21:33] Nozomi**
Hey!
**[21:35] Hime**
You knew, huh?
**[21:36] Suu**
I could see you, Himeno-san.
**[21:39] Nozomi**
Jeez... So it really was Hime's fault.
**[21:41] Hime**
Sorry!
**[21:42] Omaki**
Morning.
**[21:44] Manami**
Good morning. Thanks for yesterday.
**[21:47] Omaki**
I'll tag along anytime.
**[21:49] Manami**
Oh... Sure. Same here...
**[21:52] Manami**
But really, thanks for everything.
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**[21:57] Omaki**
No big deal.
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# 11 - There Are As Many Names of Flowers... As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie! | There Are As Many Types of Beauty As There Are People, Which Is Probably True If Used in a Broad Se
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:32] Chiho**
There you go.
**[01:34] Manami**
It's fine that you're going out to play,
**[01:36] Manami**
but don't take your eyes off Sue-chan.
**[01:39] Chinami**
Don't worry. We know.
**[01:43] Chiho**
Sue-chan's so tiny and cute,
people always want to take her right away.
**[01:48] Manami**
Wait just a minute. What does that mean?
**[01:52] Chino**
Nothing.
**[01:55] Chiho**
Don't hurt me!
**[01:57] Manami**
Don't say things that sound so bad.
**[02:00] Manami**
I've never hit you, have I?
**[02:02] Chiho**
No lectures, either!
**[02:04] Manami**
That'll depend on you three.
**[02:10] Chiho**
Well, see...
**[02:17] (Flashback) Sue**
Mew!
**[02:22] (Flashback) Riri**
You want us to rub your tummy?
**[02:25] (Flashback) Chi**
Meow!
**[02:33] (Flashback) Chi**
Sue-chan, want to rub him, too?
**[02:35] (Flashback) Sue**
Meow...
**[02:38] (Flashback) Sue**
Mew.
**[02:40] (Flashback) ---**
**[02:43] (Flashback) Riri**
Want to go inside now?
**[02:51] (Flashback) Sue**
M-Mew?
**[02:53] (Flashback) Sue**
Meow, meow! Meow, meow!
**[02:55] (Flashback) Chi**
Meow?
**[02:56] (Flashback) Sue**
Meow!
**[02:59] (Flashback) ---**
Move!
**[03:02] (Flashback) Riri**
Now, Yoshi, Sue-chan isn't your doll.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Sue**
Mew...
**[03:10] Manami**
* I do seem to recall a time they*
* came home smelling like dog...*
**[03:13] Manami**
And? What else?
**[03:15] Chiho**
Well, um...
**[03:17] (Flashback) Sue**
That's outside, this is inside.
**[03:20] (Flashback) Sue**
So I can go this far.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Chigusa**
Sue-chan's gone!
**[03:31] (Flashback) Chinami**
Sue-chan!
**[03:32] (Flashback) Chiho**
Where are you, Sue-chan?
**[03:35] (Flashback) Sis**
Where did you bring her from?
**[03:35] (Flashback) Sue**
Nee-nee... Nee-nee...
**[03:37] (Flashback) Kana**
She was lying around.
**[03:39] (Flashback) Chigusa**
That way!
**[03:40] (Flashback) Chi**
Sue-chan!
**[03:43] (Flashback) Chinami**
There she is!
**[03:45] (Flashback) Chi**
Hey! You thief!
**[03:47] (Flashback) Chi**
Give her back!
**[03:49] (Flashback) Kana**
No! I found her!
**[03:51] (Flashback) Kana**
She's my baby sister now.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Sue**
No! Mew...
**[03:56] (Flashback) Sis**
Is she your little sister? I'm sorry.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Sis**
Now, let her go!
**[04:02] (Flashback) Sue**
Nee-nee... Nee-nee!
**[04:05] Manami**
I see.
**[04:06] Manami**
So that's why the oldest Kawamoto sister
is always apologetic toward me.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Sis**
G-Good morning.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Manami**
Morning.
**[04:17] Riri**
Chi-chans!
**[04:19] Chiho**
We can go now, right?
**[04:21] Manami**
Yes, you can.
**[04:22] Manami**
Be sure you don't let
her out of your sight.
**[04:26] Chiho**
We know.
**[04:29] Manami**
*You say that, but I know you really won't.*
**[04:34] ---**
There...
**[04:37] Rino**
Be home by dark, you two.
**[04:39] Hime**
Okay.
**[04:40] Shino**
Bye!
**[04:42] Shino**
Going for a walk, going for a walk...
**[04:50] Shino**
Nee-tan, Nee-tan.
**[04:52] Shino**
There are all different kinds of grass,
aren't there?
**[04:54] Hime**
That's right.
**[04:56] Shino**
But they're all still grass?
**[04:59] Hime**
No, not at all.
**[05:01] Hime**
All the grasses in the field
have their own names, too.
**[05:06] Shino**
What about this fluffy one?
**[05:08] Hime**
That's green foxtail.
**[05:11] Hime**
We call it "enokoro grass" in Japanese,
**[05:13] Hime**
because it looks like the
tail of a puppy (*inukoro*).
**[05:20] Shino**
What about this one?
**[05:21] Hime**
Indian goosegrass.
**[05:24] Shino**
And this?
**[05:25] Hime**
That's evening primrose.
**[05:27] Hime**
Not long ago, yellow flowers bloomed
on them in the early morning.
**[05:32] Shino**
Look at the little white flowers!
**[05:34] Hime**
It's daisy fleabane.
**[05:36] Shino**
Red flowers!
**[05:37] Hime**
Red clovers.
**[05:39] Hime**
Sow thistle.
**[05:41] Hime**
Creeping woodsorrel.
**[05:43] Shino**
The boys play swords with these!
**[05:46] Hime**
That's Canada goldenrod.
**[05:52] Shino**
Do all the plants here
have their own names?
**[05:56] Hime**
They do.
**[05:57] Hime**
Even the smallest grasses
and flowers have names.
**[06:14] Maki**
This is called red clover.
**[06:18] Shino**
Good, you remembered.
**[06:22] Mi**
It has a name?
**[06:24] Mi**
It's not just a red flower?
**[06:26] Shino**
Yeah. Even the smallest grasses
and flowers have names.
**[06:33] Mi**
My name is Mi-chan.
**[06:35] Mi**
Shino-chan. Maki-chan.
**[06:38] Maki**
That's different!
**[06:46] Shino**
You can have red blocks with some shaped
like triangles and some like squares, right?
**[06:51] Mi**
That's a triangle.
**[06:53] Mi**
That's a circle.
**[06:55] Shino**
That's right.
**[06:56] Shino**
Just like with blocks,
flowers come in lots of shapes,
**[07:00] Shino**
and they all have names.
**[07:02] Mi**
Like flowers?
**[07:05] Mi**
But the triangle can be square, too.
**[07:11] Mi**
And the circle can be square, too.
**[07:15] Shino**
Um, um...
**[07:18] Shino**
But the square block only has square sides,
**[07:20] Shino**
and the circle has a circle side, and the
triangle one has a triangle side, right?
**[07:24] Mi**
Are there any that are only
triangles or only circles?
**[07:28] Shino**
One that's only triangles would be pointy,
**[07:31] Shino**
and one that's only circles
would be a ball.
**[07:36] Mi**
It's only a circle!
**[07:37] Shino**
But you can't stack it
if it's only a circle.
**[07:40] Shino**
That's why blocks always
have a square side.
**[07:47] Mi**
There...
**[07:50] Shino**
You don't have to try so hard...
**[07:51] Mi**
There...
**[07:52] Maki**
That looks kind of fun.
**[07:55] Shino**
This purple flower is a kind of aster.
**[07:59] Mi**
This has prickly leaves
and pointy purple flowers.
**[08:03] Shino**
They're thistles.
**[08:05] Mi**
They're not purple flowers?
**[08:07] Shino**
There are different purple flowers,
like with triangle and circle blocks.
**[08:11] Shino**
That's cosmos.
**[08:13] Shino**
It has eight petals.
**[08:14] Mi**
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
**[08:21] Shino**
You're very good at counting.
**[08:24] Maki**
Nee-tan, Nee-tan!
**[08:26] Maki**
This is, um... red morning glory!
**[08:30] Shino**
That's right, Maki-chan! Very good!
**[08:35] Shino**
This is buckwheat.
**[08:36] Mi**
Buckwheat?
**[08:37] Shino**
Uh-huh. After it flowers,
you pick the fruit and turn it into powder.
**[08:41] Shino**
That's what they use to make
the soba noodles you eat.
**[08:45] Mi**
They're all white and cute.
**[08:47] Shino**
Even smaller flowers than this
have their own names.
**[08:51] Shino**
Oriental lady's thumb.
**[08:52] Shino**
See how it has lots of
tiny red flowers on it?
**[08:56] Mi**
But there's no thumb.
**[08:58] Shino**
Nobody knows why some of them
are named the way they are.
**[09:03] Mi**
Why?
***SIGN*** Plant Expert
**[09:04] Shino**
Someone came up with it a long time ago,
***SIGN*** Imperial University
Doctor
**[09:07] Shino**
and they told it to more and more people.
***SIGN*** Nee-tan
**[09:09] Shino**
Eventually, nobody knows how
the name came about anymore.
**[09:13] Mi**
The flowers have lots of little bumps.
**[09:15] Shino**
Yeah.
**[09:16] Shino**
Some people use it as red rice
when they play house.
**[09:21] Shino**
That's why it's sometimes called
a "red rice flower," too.
**[09:24] Mi**
You know so much, Nee-tan!
**[09:28] Shino**
My onee-chan taught me
about this stuff, too.
**[09:32] Shino**
So when both of you are old
enough to be onee-chans,
**[09:37] Shino**
teach it to some younger kids, okay?
**[09:39] Both**
Okay!
**[09:45] Maki**
Good morning, Miss Teacher!
**[09:46] Teacher**
Good morning.
**[09:56] Maki**
Miss Teacher, this is awful!
**[09:59] Maki**
The flowers are gone!
**[10:02] Teacher**
Oh, here? That's because we
pulled up all the weeds.
**[10:06] Maki**
Who? Who pulled them up?
**[10:08] Teacher**
Maki-chan, first of all,
put your fists down.
**[10:13] Maki**
Nee-tan, it's terrible!
**[10:15] Maki**
The flowers are all gone!
**[10:18] Shino**
It's okay. The seeds are
still there somewhere,
**[10:22] Shino**
so they'll flower again next fall.
**[10:26] Shino**
And before that,
there'll be spring flowers,
**[10:29] Shino**
and when they're gone,
there'll be summer flowers.
**[10:33] Shino**
So when that happens,
let's look at them together, okay?
**[10:36] Maki**
Okay...
**[10:38] Teacher**
You make a very good older sister, Shino-chan.
**[10:42] Shino**
You saw us looking at the
flowers yesterday, right?
**[10:47] Teacher**
Huh? Well, but... It had to be done.
**[10:51] Shino**
I understand. It's grown-up stuff, right?
**[10:54] Shino**
I hope I get to be a grown-up soon, too.
**[11:09] Hime**
When all sides are triangles,
it's called a triangular pyramid.
**[11:12] Hime**
All of these pointed shapes
are called pyramids.
**[11:16] Hime**
One with a square bottom
is called a square pyramid.
**[11:18] Hime**
One with a round bottom is called a cone.
**[11:20] Hime**
Long ones with ends that are the same
thickness are called prisms.
**[11:23] Hime**
Round-ended ones are cylinders,
and triangle-ended ones are triangular prisms.
**[11:27] Shino**
Little kids ask all kinds of questions.
**[11:30] Shino**
It's hard to be an onee-chan.
**[11:33] Shino**
You can't be good at it
unless you study a lot.
**[11:37] Hime**
Huh?
**[11:39] Hime**
But there are lots of things
I don't know, too.
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As There Are People, But That's Totally a Lie!
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***SIGN*** Mitama
**[12:04] Sue**
There.
**[12:11] Sue**
Down, down...
**[12:15] Chiho**
Sue-chan, are you all dressed?
**[12:18] Chiho**
And there's your tail.
**[12:27] Sue**
I wanted to get dressed by myself.
**[12:30] Chinami**
What's wrong?
**[12:33] Chiho**
Sue-chan couldn't get her tail
through the hole in her outfit.
**[12:37] Sue**
Mew.
**[12:42] Chinami**
Okay then, today we'll have
special tail training!
**[12:45] Sue**
Training?
**[12:50] Chinami**
Now, do it just like I say, okay?
**[12:53] Sue**
Mew.
**[12:54] Riri**
Chi-chans, let's play!
**[12:56] Chigusa**
Okay!
**[13:00] Chinami**
Right.
**[13:02] Chinami**
Left.
**[13:05] Chinami**
Middle.
**[13:07] Chinami**
Down.
**[13:12] Riri**
What are you all doing?
**[13:15] Chinami**
Studying tails.
**[13:17] Riri**
You're studying? That's very good.
**[13:20] Sue**
Mew.
**[13:22] Chinami**
Want to do it with us, Riri-chan?
**[13:23] Riri**
What should I do?
**[13:26] Chinami**
First, go from the right to...
**[13:29] Chinami**
a circle.
**[13:32] Sue**
Meow?
**[13:33] Riri**
Huh? A circle?
**[13:38] Sue**
Mew...
**[13:39] Chiho**
That's not much of a circle.
**[13:42] Riri**
I don't think that's possible,
**[13:44] Riri**
except for people with
long tails like yours.
**[13:49] Riri**
Don't worry. It's okay if you
can't make it a circle.
**[13:53] Chinami**
Two circles.
**[13:56] Sue**
Meow?
**[13:57] Riri**
That's pretty good...
**[14:02] Chi**
Meow!
**[14:06] Manami**
Oh, hi there.
**[14:08] Riri**
I came over to play.
**[14:14] Sue**
My tail is short.
**[14:17] Manami**
That's okay.
**[14:18] Manami**
The Chi-chans' tails were short
when they were little, too.
**[14:24] Manami**
See? They had tiny tails.
**[14:27] Manami**
And flat ears, too.
**[14:29] Manami**
Why were we dressed like that?
**[14:31] Sue**
Tiny!
**[14:33] Manami**
Back then, I was the one who
always dressed you three.
**[14:43] Chiho**
But, Nee-chan...
**[14:45] Chiho**
Wouldn't it have been easier
to dress us in baby pants?
**[14:51] Chiho**
With pants and skirts, the tail
has to go through two holes.
**[14:57] Chiho**
Or you could just not put
it though the hole at all.
**[15:00] Manami**
That wouldn't be very comfortable
with pants, though...
**[15:07] Manami**
And it'd cause even more
problems with a skirt.
**[15:11] Manami**
With kimono, there's a way to wear
them that keeps the tail inside,
**[15:15] Manami**
but it still has to go
through a tail holder.
**[15:19] Chinami**
Then what about something like baby pants?
**[15:26] Manami**
The snap on those comes undone easily.
**[15:28] Manami**
Remember when Sue-chan tripped
and fell because of that?
**[15:34] Manami**
Either way, if you want your
tail outside your clothes,
**[15:37] Manami**
you need an undertag.
**[15:39] Chiho**
Undertag?
**[15:41] Manami**
It's a loose piece of cloth inside a skirt.
**[15:44] Chigusa**
What are those for?
**[15:47] Manami**
Without it, if you moved
your tail to the side,
**[15:50] Manami**
your underwear would show through the hole.
**[15:53] Manami**
An undertag fills in the extra
space so your underwear stays hidden.
**[15:57] Chigusa**
I don't mind if it shows a little.
**[15:59] Manami**
Well, I do.
**[16:01] Chigusa**
But you don't even have a tail.
**[16:03] Manami**
I don't want your underwear to be visible
**[16:05] Manami**
to the kinds of people
who'd want to see it.
**[16:09] Sue**
Nee-nee...
**[16:11] Sue**
Were you little, too?
**[16:16] Manami**
When I was little, I looked like this.
**[16:20] Chigusa**
Cute!
**[16:21] Chinami**
Tiny Nee-nee!
**[16:24] Chiho**
You looked just like Sue-chan.
**[16:28] Chigusa**
Why didn't you stay that cute, Nee-chan?
**[16:32] Chigusa**
I want to dress you up!
**[16:34] Manami**
If I'd stayed that cute,
**[16:36] Manami**
I wouldn't be able to make
you dinner or care for you.
**[16:41] Manami**
Everyone has to grow up.
**[16:46] Manami**
Oh? You don't want dinner, then?
**[16:48] Chi**
We do need that!
***SIGN*** World's Prettiest
Person Contest
**[16:56] TV**
*Our next topic is the World's Prettiest
Person Contest that was held recently.*
**[17:01] TV**
*This "festival of beauty"
began as a symbol of peace.*
**[17:03] Sue**
What's that?
**[17:05] Chiho**
It's about the prettiest
person in the world.
**[17:05] TV**
*This year's preliminary stage saw
a record number of applicants.*
**[17:07] Sue**
Prettiest?
**[17:09] Sue**
The prettiest in the world is Ma-nee-nee.
**[17:09] TV**
*Thirty were selected from among them after
careful screening of the applications.*
**[17:16] Manami**
Hey!
**[17:18] Manami**
No horsing around in the house!
**[17:22] Sue**
Nee-nee...
**[17:24] Manami**
What is it?
**[17:27] Manami**
What?
**[17:34] Sue**
You're the prettiest
in the world, Nee-nee.
**[17:37] Manami**
What a good girl!
**[17:39] Chiho**
Don't say that, Sue-chan.
**[17:41] Chinami**
You'll give her a big head.
**[17:45] Chiho**
There's always someone better.
**[17:47] Chinami**
Like, Nee-chan seems like the most
important person in the world, right?
**[17:51] Chigusa**
But there are even more important
people in the world, like teachers.
**[17:55] Manami**
That's true. And your father.
**[18:01] Manami**
I didn't say anything *that*
thought-provoking, did I?
**[18:04] Chi**
Dad is important?
**[18:07] Manami**
He's the most important in this house.
**[18:09] Chiho**
Anyway, there's bound to be
someone prettier, too.
**[18:13] Manami**
Who do you think is prettier than me?
***SIGN*** Huh...?
**[18:16] Chiho**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Sakuraen
**[18:38] Kid**
Wow! That was really good!
**[18:42] Ryuko**
Are you all right?
**[18:45] Ryuko**
Don't be too reckless, okay?
**[18:49] Chinami**
Miss Ryuko, you're very pretty.
**[18:53] Ryuko**
What's this? Are you trying
to distract me with flattery?
**[18:59] Chinami**
But I still think our big
sister is prettier.
**[19:05] Ryuko**
That's where this was going?
**[19:08] Chi**
So close...
**[19:13] Teacher**
Don't be mad at them.
**[19:15] Ryuko**
I'm not mad!
**[19:17] Ryuko**
I know I can't beat the pretty high school
girl who's basically a mom to them.
**[19:34] Chiho**
I guess there aren't many
pretty people around.
**[19:42] Chi**
Shino-chan and her big onee-chans!
**[19:45] Nozomi**
Hey, it's the class president's
little shrimp sisters.
**[19:55] Nozomi**
There ya go.
**[19:59] Chiho**
Pick me up!
**[20:01] Hime**
You three love attention, huh?
**[20:03] Shino**
Hey! Me, too!
**[20:05] Hime**
Okay, okay.
**[20:11] Chiho**
You're more cute than pretty.
**[20:15] Shiho**
You'll be pretty someday.
**[20:18] Shino**
Nee-tan *is* pretty!
**[20:24] Chinami**
I bet you're a very pretty
snake lady, Suu-chan.
**[20:27] Chinami**
Are you?
**[20:29] Suu**
I'm not sure...
**[20:30] Suu**
Anyway, would you like me to pick you up?
**[20:37] Chiho**
You're pretty too, Shino-chan.
**[20:40] Chiho**
But you're still a kid.
**[20:42] Shino**
So are you!
**[20:44] Hime**
I get it. You're looking
for pretty people, right?
**[20:50] Hime**
What do you think of her, then?
**[20:55] Chigusa**
Do it more!
**[20:58] Chiho**
You're a girl? I thought you were a boy.
**[21:02] Nozomi**
Hey, you! Did you forget about
when we went to the pool?
**[21:07] Chi**
We're home!
**[21:11] Manami**
Oh, welcome home.
**[21:14] Manami**
I was about to go look for you,
since it's getting dark.
**[21:18] Chi**
We looked really hard, too.
**[21:21] Manami**
For what?
**[21:23] Chi**
For someone prettier than you!
**[21:25] Manami**
Find any?
**[21:29] Chi**
Nuh-uh.
**[21:31] Chinami**
But it's a big world!
**[21:33] Chigusa**
I'm sure there's someone prettier!
**[21:37] Manami**
Can't you just say I'm the prettiest
and leave it at that?
**[21:40] Chinami**
No! If you lose your drive
to keep improving yourself...
**[21:42] Chigusa**
...you'll end up an old
lady before you know it!
**[21:45] Manami**
By then, you three and Sue-chan
will be the prettiest, so that's okay.
**[21:51] Chiho**
We'll be pretty?
**[21:53] Manami**
If you're good girls and do as you're told.
**[21:56] Chigusa**
Why is there always a lecture involved?
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:31] [SONG] Title**
We Tried Making a Fantasy Story in RPG Style.
***SIGN*** Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End?
# 12 - We Tried Making a Fantasy Story in RPG Style. | Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZV50Y/a-centaurs-life)
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**[01:57] Kyoko**
Kinda chilly down here.
**[01:59] Nozomi**
Well, we are dressed like this underground...
**[02:02] Hime**
You're doing okay, Suu-chan?
**[02:03] Suu**
Yes. This isn't cold enough to bother me.
**[02:07] Hime**
Really? Well, good.
**[02:12] Nozomi**
This is definitely the way
to go when it's cold.
**[02:15] Hime**
H-Hey, Nozomi-chan...
**[02:17] Hime**
What if something jumps out at us?
**[02:19] Nozomi**
Oh, something will.
From around the next corner.
**[02:22] Hime**
Jeez, cut that out.
**[02:27] Hime**
Uh...
**[02:35] Nozomi**
See? There it is.
**[02:37] Hime**
It's coming this way!
**[02:40] Nozomi**
Yeah, because you keep screaming.
**[02:43] Kyoko**
Stay behind us, Sassu-Sassu.
**[02:44] Suu**
Okay.
**[02:47] Kyoko**
Hime, use your bow.
**[02:49] Hime**
Huh? But won't that make the
Animal Welfare people angry?
**[02:53] Nozomi**
You'll be fine. Just look at its face.
**[02:56] Nozomi**
See? It's human.
**[02:58] Nozomi**
They won't get mad if you shoot a human.
**[03:01] Hime**
That doesn't seem right, somehow...
**[03:03] Nozomi**
Here it comes!
**[03:07] Nozomi**
It dodged that?!
**[03:09] Hime**
I'm sorry!
**[03:12] Nozomi**
Here we go!
**[03:20] Nozomi**
Kyoko, make with the magic!
**[03:22] Kyoko**
I know.
**[03:23] Kyoko**
Doing it now.
**[03:26] Kyoko**
There.
**[03:34] Kyoko**
Dora magura, goma magura, sesame magura...
**[03:38] Nozomi**
Kyoko, what's the holdup?!
**[03:44] Suu**
Hooray, hooray!
**[03:47] Suu**
Hooray, hooray!
**[03:49] Nozomi**
Sassu-Sassu, what are you doing?
**[03:51] Suu**
A victory dance.
**[03:53] Suu**
Is it helping?
**[03:54] Nozomi**
Well, it's distracting me.
**[04:01] Kyoko**
Upsy-daisy.
**[04:03] Kyoko**
Okay, here goes.
**[04:04] Kyoko**
Burn, flame!
**[04:11] Kyoko**
Step back, everyone.
**[04:13] Nozomi**
Is this gonna work?
**[04:15] Kyoko**
Step back, Nozomi.
**[04:33] Nozomi**
Nice one!
**[04:34] Kyoko**
I know.
**[04:43] Nozomi**
Only two gold? Stingy.
**[04:46] Kyoko**
No, no. You've been influenced
by the real world too much.
**[04:50] Hime**
If it had money, doesn't that mean
it was an intelligent being?
**[04:54] Suu**
It didn't look like one to me.
**[04:57] Kyoko**
It's probably like how crows
collect shiny things.
**[05:01] Nozomi**
I mean, it's really just a monster, isn't it?
**[05:03] Hime**
What?!
**[05:05] Nozomi**
Which means this labyrinth
is a haunted house.
**[05:08] Nozomi**
A slightly active one.
**[05:09] Hime**
I don't do so well in haunted houses...
**[05:12] Kyoko**
Only because you have a bad memory
**[05:14] Kyoko**
of getting spooked and breaking
something with your butt, right?
**[05:17] Hime**
How did you know?
**[05:19] Kyoko**
Oh, you know.
**[05:20] Nozomi**
All right, let's keep moving.
**[05:32] Nozomi**
Looks like more of them.
**[05:38] Nozomi**
Hime, you can shoot these guys, right?
**[05:40] Hime**
Yeah.
**[05:54] Nozomi**
Kyoko, magic!
**[05:55] Kyoko**
I know.
**[05:57] ---**
**[06:01] Nozomi**
Kyoko, where's that magic?
**[06:03] Kyoko**
Just hang on. Let me see...
**[06:10] Suu**
Let me handle this one.
**[06:11] Nozomi**
We don't need another dance!
**[06:15] Suu**
**[06:26] Nozomi**
Hang on... What was that?
**[06:29] Suu**
A sutra in the language of the gods.
**[06:33] Nozomi**
Aren't you a dancer?
**[06:35] Nozomi**
I'm a priestess.
**[06:37] Kyoko**
For what god?
**[06:38] Suu**
I'm not sure...
**[06:41] Nozomi**
Only one silver?
**[06:43] Hime**
There are two more. Here.
**[06:46] Hime**
Wow...
**[06:50] Nozomi**
There's really no one down here, huh?
**[06:52] Nozomi**
We should be pretty far down by now...
**[06:55] Hime**
I wouldn't want to see
anyone looking like this!
**[06:58] Nozomi**
It's just like being at the pool.
**[06:59] Nozomi**
Outside of that,
you'd be a pervert, though.
**[07:03] Hime**
I wish I had your outfit, Kyoko-chan.
**[07:05] Kyoko**
The cape?
**[07:07] Kyoko**
You just didn't think that through when
we chose our jobs in the beginning.
**[07:10] Hime**
Well, the mage's incantations
seemed kinda hard.
**[07:14] Hime**
I figured a bow was
something I could handle.
**[07:16] Nozomi**
Nah, it's not that hard.
**[07:19] Nozomi**
Kyoko can barely use her magic, either.
**[07:21] Kyoko**
I beat that troll earlier, didn't I?
**[07:24] Nozomi**
What's wrong?
**[07:26] Hime**
I stepped in something.
**[07:36] Nozomi**
What is this stuff?!
**[07:48] Suu**
Oh, no... I feel...
**[07:50] Nozomi**
Kyoko! Use your magic to do something!
**[07:56] Kyoko**
Let's see...
**[07:57] Nozomi**
Hurry it up!
**[08:00] Kyoko**
I think you're fine, actually.
**[08:02] Nozomi**
How is this fine?!
**[08:03] Kyoko**
Well, it doesn't look like
it'll eat you or anything.
**[08:05] Hime**
It won't?
**[08:06] Nozomi**
Who cares?! Just do something!
**[08:09] Kyoko**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[08:11] Kyoko**
It'll just do sexy things to you
and put you in sexy positions for a while.
**[08:16] Nozomi**
Hurry up and save us!
**[08:17] Hime**
My armor...
**[08:18] Nozomi**
It's melting!
**[08:20] Hime**
Kyo-chan, please!
**[08:22] Kyoko**
But if I use stuff like fire or ice,
it'll hit you guys, too.
**[08:27] Kyoko**
What can I do?
**[08:29] Suu**
How about salt water?
**[08:31] Suu**
If this is a giant amoeba,
the osmotic pressure should...
**[08:34] Kyoko**
That sounds pretty scientific,
but I guess I'll try.
**[08:37] Kyoko**
One sec.
**[08:40] Hime**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[08:42] Nozomi**
Who said you could touch in there?!
**[08:43] Suu**
I can't...
**[08:45] Hime**
Stop!
**[08:52] Kyoko**
There, that should do it.
**[08:55] Kyoko**
Here goes.
**[08:57] Kyoko**
Piassa, selassa, regomar!
**[09:00] Kyoko**
Splash and soak!
**[09:18] Kyoko**
Well, that's a pretty sexy sight.
**[09:20] Hime**
I'm so embarrassed...
**[09:22] Nozomi**
I'm not gonna forget this!
***SIGN*** Personnel Only!!
**[09:28] Nozomi**
All right, time to fight the final boss!
***SIGN*** Personnel Only!!
**[09:32] Kyoko**
That seems kinda lazy.
**[09:34] Nozomi**
It's fine. Let's go.
**[09:38] Nozomi**
'Scuse us...
**[09:44] Manami**
I'm impressed you made it this far.
**[09:52] Manami**
I am the queen of this labyrinth.
**[10:00] Nozomi**
That's way too damn fitting.
**[10:02] Kyoko**
The "queen" in which sense?
**[10:03] Hime**
Which sense?
**[10:05] Kyoko**
*That* kind of queen?
**[10:06] All**
*That* kind?
**[10:07] Manami**
Quiet!
**[10:08] Manami**
Now, listen!
**[10:10] Manami**
Mere combat skills and magic
won't be enough to defeat me.
**[10:15] Manami**
You have to figure out the queen's secret,
**[10:18] Manami**
or you can't conquer the labyrinth.
**[10:25] Manami**
If you give the wrong answer,
**[10:28] Manami**
you'll be trapped here
for the rest of your lives!
**[10:35] Kyoko**
Is your secret...
**[10:38] Kyoko**
that you pad your chest?
**[10:47] Manami**
H-How did you...?
**[10:49] Both**
Please. That's obvious.
**[10:52] Nozomi**
Hey! Hold up!
**[11:05] Nozomi**
Oh, crap!
**[11:06] Kyoko**
Run!
**[11:08] Suu**
Wait for me!
**[11:18] Kyoko**
You just wrote this
as an inside joke, didn't you?
**[11:20] Akechi**
Huh?
**[11:21] Akechi**
Does it seem that way?
**[11:23] Suu**
I like adventure stories, personally.
**[11:25] Hime**
Me, too.
**[11:27] Kyoko**
I could point out a lot
of problems with it, though.
**[11:30] Nozomi**
For one thing, what good
is bikini armor gonna do?
**[11:39] Akechi**
Good point...
**[11:42] [SONG] Title**
We Tried Making a Fantasy
Story in RPG Style.
**[11:42] Kyoko**
Hey, what are you looking at?
***SIGN*** Fierce Fights! Arm Wrestling! How Will the Battle of the Heroines End?
***SIGN*** Inukai | Katsura | Shima | Naraku | Aiko | Sassu-Sassu | Hime | Higashitetsu | Akechi
***SIGN*** Mitama | Omaki | Sato | Kogata | Shimoike | Kojima | Kohina | Gokuraku (Nozomi) | Gokuraku (Akira)
**[12:09] Hime**
Um... What's everyone doing?
**[12:13] Katsura**
Ah, the favorite is here.
**[12:23] Kyoko**
Okay, here we go.
**[12:25] Kyoko**
Ready...
**[12:27] Kyoko**
Begin!
**[12:30] Omaki**
Sorry, but I build these muscles every day.
**[12:34] Omaki**
I won't lose to someone
who's not even in a club!
**[12:39] Kyoko**
And the class president wins.
**[12:42] Omaki**
Man, that hurt...
**[12:44] Omaki**
How are you so strong?
**[12:49] Manami**
I build muscles in a
different way every day.
**[12:55] Omaki**
I get it.
**[12:58] Kyoko**
Okay, next.
**[13:00] Kyoko**
Remember, no cheating.
***SIGN*** Inukai Katsura
**[13:11] Nozomi**
Arm wrestling is about
reading your opponent.
**[13:13] Nozomi**
Watch her closely.
**[13:15] Suu**
Okay, I will.
**[13:21] Suu**
*Watch her closely...*
**[13:25] Aiko**
*Oh, man, she's staring at me...*
**[13:29] Suu**
Stare...
**[13:35] Shimoike**
Are you ready?
**[13:37] Shimoike**
Hakkeyoi!
**[13:38] Shimoike**
Nokotta!
**[13:48] Shimoike**
Aiko-chan wins.
**[13:56] Suu**
I lost.
**[13:58] Nozomi**
Jeez...
**[13:59] Katsura**
You're up next, Hime.
**[14:01] Hime**
Right...
***SIGN*** Aiko Sassu-Sassu
**[14:08] Hime**
*Why is everyone taking this so seriously?*
**[14:13] Shimoike**
Okay, grab hands.
**[14:15] Katsura**
I bet it'll be Princess.
**[14:17] Omaki**
Fuku-chan's tough, too.
**[14:19] Omaki**
She's one of the top five
in the prefecture in shot put.
**[14:24] Fuku**
*Her hands are bigger than I thought...*
**[14:27] Shimoike**
Are you ready?
**[14:28] Shimoike**
Hakkeyoi!
**[14:31] Shimoike**
Nokotta!
**[14:39] Someone**
Check out Hime.
She's got the strength of a gorilla.
**[14:47] Fuku**
There!
**[14:52] Hime**
Aw, I lost!
**[14:57] Hime**
Huh?
**[14:58] Shimoike**
That one didn't count.
**[15:00] Fuku**
Come on! Take this seriously!
**[15:02] Hime**
But I am...
**[15:04] Katsura**
If Hime loses, we'll all take turns
verifying whether or not her breasts are real.
**[15:11] Hime**
Verifying?
**[15:12] Katsura**
I mean directly of course, little lady!
**[15:17] Hime**
What? But they *are* real!
**[15:20] Shimoike**
Okay, let's start again.
**[15:22] Shimoike**
Ready?
**[15:24] Shimoike**
Hakkeyoi!
**[15:26] Shimoike**
Nokotta!
**[15:29] Shimoike**
Princess wins!
**[15:30] Hime**
Are you okay?
**[15:32] Fuku**
I lost... After all that training...
**[15:36] Fuku**
A promise is a promise.
**[15:38] Fuku**
Do as you will.
**[15:40] Hime**
You don't have to take your clothes off!
**[15:43] Katsura**
You weren't part of the bet.
**[15:45] Fuku**
Oh...
**[15:46] Hime**
Jeez...
**[15:49] Kyoko**
You were supposed to be a match for me?
You're so weak.
**[15:53] Shima**
So are... you!
**[15:59] Nozomi**
You know, Akira... You have good reflexes,
**[16:03] Nozomi**
but you have no muscle strength at all.
**[16:05] Nozomi**
You should at least help
your mom out sometimes.
**[16:07] Akira**
Shut up, you savage!
**[16:10] Nozomi**
Hup!
**[16:14] Katsura**
The kendo club member lost!
**[16:16] Fuku**
And the tea club member won!
***SIGN*** Shimoike Kojima
***SIGN*** Hime Higashitetsu
***SIGN*** Sato Kogata
**[16:29] Kyoko**
Whew, I'm tired.
**[16:31] Hime**
So why are we arm wrestling, anyway?
**[16:35] Katsura**
Come on, Princess! You're up next!
**[16:38] Nozomi**
Go get 'em.
***SIGN*** Hime Higashitetsu
**[16:45] Nozomi**
Hi-yah!
**[16:47] Katsura**
Nozomi-chan wins!
**[16:49] Nozomi**
Yes!
**[16:53] Shimoike**
I lost.
**[16:54] Shimoike**
But you two look the same,
so I guess it's okay.
**[16:57] Akira**
This is dumb. Who cares about
contests of strength?
***SIGN*** Gokuraku (Nozomi) Gokuraku (Akira)
***SIGN*** Inukai
***SIGN*** Hime
***SIGN*** Mitama
***SIGN*** Gokuraku (Nozomi)
**[17:14] Akechi**
Okay, we've got our best four!
**[17:17] Akechi**
That's my Michi!
**[17:19] Kyoko**
No favoritism allowed.
**[17:22] Manami**
I've known you for many years,
**[17:25] Manami**
but it seems the time has
come to settle the score.
**[17:28] Nozomi**
You always get so serious
when it comes to contests.
**[17:33] Inukai**
Got anything?
**[17:35] Hime**
Why are we arm wrestling?
**[17:41] Sato**
I'm surprised no one's left
from any of the athletic teams.
**[17:45] Omaki**
Well, Hime and Nozomi
are involved with local dojos.
**[17:50] Katsura**
No false starting, okay?
**[17:52] Katsura**
Ready...
**[17:56] Katsura**
Go!
**[18:06] Manami**
For a game, you're taking
this pretty seriously.
**[18:10] Nozomi**
Well, I love competition, too.
**[18:36] Katsura**
The winner is Mitama!
**[18:39] Nozomi**
For real?
**[18:41] Nozomi**
Also, you take this way too seriously.
**[18:44] Manami**
We build up our bodies in different ways.
**[18:47] Kojima**
So child-raising beats karate, huh?
**[18:50] Kyoko**
Nothing's stronger than a mother,
as they say.
**[18:52] Kyoko**
She's not a mother, though.
**[18:54] Shimoike**
Okay, Inukaicchi and Princess are next.
**[18:57] Hime**
Oh... Right.
**[19:03] Inukai**
I'm sure it won't even be a contest.
**[19:06] Hime**
You think so?
**[19:09] Omaki**
I know about Princess,
**[19:11] Omaki**
but how is Inukai so strong?
**[19:14] Katsura**
Well, she's tall, and she was
into sports in middle school.
**[19:19] Akechi**
Actually, it's love.
**[19:22] Omaki**
Love?
**[19:24] Omaki**
You're not gonna say it's because
**[19:25] Omaki**
you guys get cozy ekiben
style every day, are you?
**[19:31] Katsura**
Ekiben? Like, selling train station
bento boxes in train cars part-time?
**[19:34] Akechi**
Good guess!
**[19:36] Akechi**
And you're so dirty.
**[19:38] Omaki**
You just have a dirty mind.
**[19:42] Inukai**
Don't believe her.
**[19:45] Shimoike**
Ready?
**[19:47] Shimoike**
Hakkeyoi!
**[19:48] Shimoike**
Nokotta!
**[19:51] Shimoike**
Princess wins.
**[19:53] Inukai**
You really are strong.
**[19:55] Hime**
A-Are you okay?
**[19:58] Omaki**
Your love lost.
**[20:00] Akechi**
Maybe I didn't go about it the right way...
**[20:03] Omaki**
Take it too far and you'll just look dumb.
**[20:14] Shimoike**
Time for the final round!
***SIGN*** Final Round
**[20:19] Manami**
Need a break?
**[20:21] Hime**
I'm totally fine.
**[20:23] Hime**
Anyway, why are we arm wrestling?
**[20:26] Manami**
Just so you know, I won't lose,
even if it is just a game.
**[20:30] Hime**
Tama-chan, you sound kind of scary.
**[20:33] Shimoike**
Are you both ready?
**[20:36] Shimoike**
Hakkeyoi!
**[20:37] Shimoike**
Nokotta!
**[21:16] Nozomi**
I guess no one can beat Hime.
**[21:18] Kyoko**
I guess.
**[21:20] Hime**
Tama-chan, are you okay?
**[21:25] Manami**
I feel like my little sisters lost.
**[21:29] Hime**
Well, but you know...
I carry Shino-chan around a lot, too.
**[21:33] Hime**
I think she weighs three times
as much as the Chi-chans.
**[21:41] Manami**
Now I have an idea of how much you weigh.
**[21:44] Hime**
D-Don't tell anyone!
I mean that, Tama-chan!
**[21:48] Hime**
Okay?!
**[21:50] Hime**
You can't tell anyone!
***SIGN*** Hime
***SIGN*** Mitama
***SIGN*** Winner
Heroine
***SIGN*** Hime, of course!!
***SIGN*** Winner
Heroine
***SIGN*** Hime, of course!!
**[21:54] Hime**
Also, why were we arm wrestling?
***SIGN*** Thank You For Watching!!