8 - Are Declarations of Love Genuine? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Are Declarations of Love Genuine? SIGN    Snooze SIGN    Alarm [01:48] Rika     Morning... [01:55] (Flashback) Takuya     Please be my girlfriend. [01:59] Rika     I'm sober now, and it's as vivid as ever. [02:04] Rika     I've got to go to work. SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache [02:12] Rika     Ow! SIGN    Ache [02:13] Rika     Ow, ow! SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache [02:16] Rika     Ow, ow! SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache [02:21] Rika     Ow, ow... SIGN    Ache SIGN    Ache [02:22] Rika     Ow, ow, ow... [02:24] Rika     What's going on? I'm sore all over. [02:28] Rika     Ow. SIGN    Ow [02:32] Rika     Ow, ow. SIGN    Ow, ow [02:35] Rika     Ow, ow, ow! [02:37] Rika     Is this from all that tension yesterday? [02:41] Rika     I'm the woman whose muscles ache     when she gets asked out. SIGN     JTC Tourist      JTC Travel [02:47] Rika     It's pathetic enough to make you cry. [02:53] Rika     I wonder what Ohara-kun thought. [02:58] Rika     Looks like he's off today. [03:00] Rika     What a relief. [03:02] Nonoyama     Good morning, Komiya-san. [03:05] Komiya     Good morning. Sure is hot. [03:09] Nonoyama     Whoa, look. [03:12] Komiya     Shinshi-san?! [03:14] Isojima     H-He dyed his hair blond?! [03:16] Komiya     What possessed him to do that? [03:21] Rika     I can't let things stay like this. SIGN    Ohara-kun SIGN    Voice call [03:48] Takuya     I keep asking myself why I went and did that. [03:54] Takuya     I want to do yesterday over again. [03:57] Takuya     I bet I could reload if this was a game. [04:05] Takuya     S-Stop that, Kama. [04:09] Takuya     It must be because I haven't     spent enough time around women. [04:14] Takuya     I lost my mind. [04:17] Takuya     Sounds like a junior-high excuse, though. [04:20] Takuya     No, wait. [04:22] Takuya     It could be Honjoji-san was     planning to give me an answer. [04:26] Takuya     Yeah, she's a quiet person. Thirty minutes     of silence might be business as usual! [04:31] Takuya     Did I leave too soon? [04:34] Takuya     No, there's no way. [04:35] Takuya     This is me trying to twist things around. [04:39] Takuya     Wh-Who's there?! [04:41] Rika     Ohara-kun, I'm sorry about last night! [04:44] Rika     I'd like to go out with you! [04:46] Takuya     No, no! That's not going to happen! [04:49] Takuya     Who is it? [04:51] Gonda     Hi there, Ohara-san! [04:57] Takuya     Gonda... What do you want? [05:00] Gonda     Sorry to bug you on your day off. [05:03] Gonda     I need to talk with you     about something, Master. [05:04] Takuya     Gonda. [05:05] Takuya     Give up on Komiya-san. [05:07] Takuya     Office romances are a terrible idea. [05:09] Gonda     Master, you're not doing so hot. [05:11] Takuya     I told you, I'm not your master. [05:14] Takuya     I don't understand romance or women at all. [05:17] Takuya     I'm the one who needs some coaching! [05:20] Gonda     It's not about Komiya-chan today. [05:24] Gonda     It's about an app! [05:26] Takuya     An app? [05:27] Gonda     Right, a dating app! [05:28] Gonda     I've gotten into this lately! [05:31] Gonda     At first I thought these things     were worthless junk. SIGN    Age 22 Chiba SIGN    Age 20 Chiba SIGN    Age 26 Saitama SIGN    Age 19 Tokyo [05:34] Gonda     But, oh, the encounters you can have! [05:36] Gonda     A woman's heart? I know all about that now! [05:40] Gonda     I know all about it! [05:42] Gonda     All about it! All about it! [05:44] Takuya     Y-You serious? [05:46] Gonda     What? You doubt me? [05:48] Gonda     Want to join me, then, Master? [05:51] Gonda     Today, I'm meeting up with someone     from the app. You should come along! [05:56] Gonda     I do know all about it, but I'm a little     insecure about meeting up with a woman. [06:03] Takuya     Huh? [06:06] Takuya     What?! [06:08] Takuya     G-Gonda, that's you?! [06:11] Gonda     Nice pic, huh? [06:13] Gonda     I've spent sixty thousand on this dating app! [06:15] Takuya     Sixty thousand?! [06:16] Takuya     These apps cost that much? [06:18] Gonda     That's a typical amount. [06:21] Gonda     Everyone's going all-in on apps right now,     so it costs that much to get in the door! [06:26] Gonda     Everyone at work who got married     recently got started with an app. [06:30] Gonda     Like Yoshimura-san at the     head office and Imai-san! [06:33] Takuya     Oh, they did? [06:34] Gonda     Yes, they just don't mention it. [06:37] Gonda     I think it'd be fine if they did, though. [06:39] Gonda     So many people use them. [06:40] Gonda     The era of drinking parties     and mixers is behind us. [06:44] Takuya     Oh yeah? [06:46] Takuya     Oh, but don't you have your     sights set on Komiya-san? [06:49] Gonda     You bet. [06:51] Gonda     But that's like a dream. [06:53] Gonda     I'm not getting any closer to being with her,     but I'm getting older all the time. [06:59] Gonda     The one and only asset I have is youth! [07:03] Gonda     I don't look like much,     and I don't get paid much. [07:06] Gonda     No one's eager to marry a guy like me. [07:10] Gonda     I want to find a companion     while I'm young at least. [07:13] Takuya     So, why am I here with you? [07:16] Gonda     Because, Master, I'm in a bad slump. [07:20] Gonda     At first I tried contacting cutie after cutie,     but they didn't give me the time of day. [07:25] Gonda     Then, when I tried sticking     to my own league... SIGN    ¥5 [07:29] (Flashback) gloomy woman     I can see spirits. It's true. [07:32] Gonda     Almost all of those women were kinda scary. [07:36] Gonda     I've lost all my confidence. [07:38] Takuya     What happened to all that energy you had? [07:40] Gonda     Here's where I'm at now. SIGN    Say what [07:45] Takuya     You're wearing that on a date? [07:46] Gonda     Oh, it's not a date today. SIGN    Say what you will [07:49] Gonda     This is a happi coat for an idol     group called Ambitious Seven. [07:53] Gonda     I'm a huge fan. [07:55] Gonda     There are communities on the dating app. [07:57] Gonda     I met this oddball girl who's an Am7 fan, SIGN    Communities SIGN    Community List SIGN    Display SIGN    Western music SIGN    Idols SIGN    Anime SIGN    Comedy SIGN    What the heck? [08:00] Gonda     and we ended up geeking out over them. [08:02] Gonda     Then we decided to do an offline Am7 thing, [08:05] Gonda     and this happi coat is so she'll recognize me. [08:07] Takuya     That's something you do on a dating app? SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 35 0 35 SIGN    Age 28 Tokyo      I adore Mikki from Am7.      I'm looking for someone     who'll talk with me about her. [08:10] Gonda     She's older than me, and sometimes     idol otaku can be unhinged. [08:15] Gonda     Master, if she seems dangerous,     get me out of there. [08:19] Takuya     That's what I'm doing here?! SIGN    Mikki SIGN    Ambitious     Seven SIGN    Ambitious     Seven [08:28] Takuya     That's what modern romance looks like? [08:32] Takuya     Well, I'm no different from Gonda. [08:35] Takuya     My salary's low, and I'm not attractive. [08:38] Takuya     And youth won't last forever. [08:41] Takuya     I'm not the sort one wants to marry. [08:52] Kaori     Come on, let's go! SIGN    Mikki fan [08:55] Kaori     I've got something to say! SIGN    Mikki fan [08:57] Kaori     Mikki sure is the cutest! [09:01] Gonda     I finally found you, Princess! [09:03] both     Mikki! Mikki! [09:05] both     10^40! 10^44! 10^48! 10^52! [09:07] both     10^56! 10^60! 10^64! 10^68! [09:12] both     Mikki's so cute! SIGN    Pardon my sauce [09:15] Gonda     Kaori! [09:17] Kaori     Gon-chan?! [09:19] Kaori     Anyone who can keep up     with the Mikki Mix on demand [09:23] Kaori     is one cringey Mikki fan. [09:26] Kaori     Well, that's how it goes. [09:27] Kaori     Am7 Mikki fans are weirdos. [09:30] Gonda     Kaori! [09:31] Gonda     You don't look anything     like your profile image! SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40 SIGN    Age 28 Tokyo      I adore Mikki from Am7.      I'm looking for someone     who'll talk with me about her. [09:34] Kaori     Oh, that? [09:36] Kaori     Apps can be scary and all. [09:39] Kaori     You can't go revealing everything up front. [09:42] Kaori     But I couldn't help wanting to     talk Am7 with you, so here I am. [09:49] Gonda     Th-Thank you for that. [09:52] Kaori     Aw, stop talking like that. [09:54] Kaori     Just talk like you do in the community. [09:56] Kaori     We already know each other's true nature. [09:58] Gonda     Th-That's true. [10:02] Takuya     I'm going home. SIGN    Ambitious Seven [10:04] Gonda     Wow, these outfits! [10:06] Kaori     This takes me back! Let's get photos! [10:09] Kaori     I love how Mikki's the only one with a ribbon! [10:11] Kaori     So cute! [10:12] Gonda     She didn't have this ribbon at first. [10:14] Kaori     No way, she always had it. [10:16] Gonda     Nope, she added it later. [10:19] Gonda     I saw all their live shows from     that era, so I know all about it. [10:23] Gonda     You didn't see them all, did you? [10:26] Kaori     But I had to work! [10:28] Gonda     Now you see I'm the bigger fan? [10:30] Kaori     Don't let it go to your head, Gon. [10:30] idols     One! Ten! Hundred! Thousand! Ten thousand! [10:33] idols     10^8! 10^12! 10^16! 10^20! [10:36] idols     10^24! 10^28! 10^32! 10^36! [10:39] idols     10^40! 10^44! 10^48! 10^52! [10:42] idols     10^56! 10^60! 10^64! 10^68! [10:46] idols     Mikki's so cute! [10:51] Kaori     What, it's this late already? [10:54] Kaori     Wow, we were talking forever. [10:57] Gonda     It's kinda like being back in school. [11:00] Kaori     But I've got somewhere to go     after this. Sorry. [11:04] Gonda     Oh, okay. That's cool. [11:07] Gonda     Maybe if you have time again... [11:08] Kaori     Hey, Gon-chan. [11:10] Kaori     Let's talk over the phone tonight. [11:11] Gonda     Huh?! [11:12] Kaori     I want to talk more with you about Am7. [11:16] Gonda     Okay, sure. [11:17] Kaori     Really? Okay, I'll give you my number. [11:19] Gonda     It's okay if I call? [11:21] Kaori     It's fine. I've got time starting     at about 10 PM every night. [11:25] Kaori     Oh wait, I never paid for the karaoke. [11:27] Gonda     Don't worry about it. [11:29] Kaori     No, I insist. [11:31] Kaori     Apps are amazing.     I've never had this much fun. [11:35] Kaori     Talk to you tonight. [11:40] Gonda     Totally. Apps are amazing. [11:45] idol     Thanks for coming to our show! SIGN     JTC Tourist      JTC Travel [12:07] Takuya     Looks like Honjoji-san's off today. [12:09] Gonda     Master, get a load of this. [12:11] Gonda     I talked with Kaori     on the phone again yesterday. [12:14] Gonda     That's three days in a row! [12:15] Gonda     We talk so much together! [12:18] Gonda     It feels like we've been friends for years! [12:20] Gonda     Never would have happened     if we'd met normally! [12:22] Gonda     Apps are the best! [12:24] Takuya     Good for you. [12:27] Takuya     Suddenly, Gonda's got a fulfilling life? [12:33] Gonda     Master. [12:35] Gonda     I'm going to do it. I've decided! [12:39] Gonda     I'm going to marry Kaori! [12:45] Takuya     Huh? [12:57] Gonda     I'm going to marry Kaori! SIGN    Bar and Grill Tonton [13:00] Gonda     What do you think, Master? [13:02] Takuya     I'm not sure how to answer. [13:05] Takuya     Why are we hanging out so much? [13:08] Takuya     Don't you think you're a little hasty? [13:10] Takuya     You still don't know what     kind of person she is. [13:12] Gonda     Oh yes, I do! [13:15] Takuya     I want to tell him not to rush into this. [13:17] Takuya     But I rushed into it myself,     so what right do I have? [13:20] Gonda     Marry me, Kaori! [13:24] Gonda     Maybe I should be less direct than that. [13:27] Takuya     I'm not really sure, but wow, that energy. [13:34] Takuya     Hey, Gonda. [13:35] Takuya     Why do you want to get married so badly? SIGN    Mengyomen Ramen SIGN    Open [13:41] Gonda     Is it weird to want to get married? [13:43] Takuya     Well, not many people around me do. [13:48] Gonda     You know, I was poor when I was a kid. [13:52] Gonda     Oh, please don't tell Keisuke-san about this. [13:55] Gonda     He'll turn anything into a joke. [13:57] Takuya     S-Sure. [14:00] Gonda     My father was a little problematic. [14:02] Gonda     He was in loads of debt, and     all my parents did was fight. [14:06] Gonda     My big brother and I were close, though. [14:08] Gonda     I don't have many good childhood memories. SIGN    Full-Color Field Guide     to Japanese Fungi [14:13] Gonda     I ate lots of ramen and such     back then, and now I love it. [14:17] Takuya     You eat too much. [14:18] Gonda     I was a big dummy who was no good at school, [14:21] Gonda     but thankfully I managed to land a job. [14:24] Gonda     My brother works for the government. [14:27] Gonda     Not bad, huh? [14:30] Gonda     I guess that's why I yearn for     a proper home life or something. [14:35] Gonda     It doesn't have to be anything special, [14:37] Gonda     but I want to marry someone I love,     be blessed with some cute kids, [14:41] Gonda     and enjoy life. [14:44] Gonda     I have a feeling I could do that with Kaori. [14:48] Gonda     Having kids would be great.     I'd be such a loving father. [14:53] Takuya     You have some romantic ideas,     which surprises me. [14:57] Gonda     I said it because it's you, Master! [14:59] Gonda     It must sound gross, coming     from a guy who looks like me. [15:02] Gonda     Yeah, I could never hope to... [15:03] Takuya     Give it a shot, Gonda. [15:06] Takuya     I've got your back. [15:07] Gonda     Oh yeah, you bet. [15:09] Gonda     I'm gonna do it. [15:14] Kaori     Gon-chan, what's up? [15:16] Gonda     Kaori, could we meet up now? [15:19] Kaori     Tonight? Sorry, weekdays are no good for me. [15:23] Gonda     Please! The sooner the better. [15:26] Kaori     Well, okay, if it's quick. [15:31] Kaori     Thanks for waiting, Gon-chan. [15:34] Kaori     What's wrong? [15:37] Gonda     Kaori, let's date and eventually get married! [15:51] Kaori     Do you mean that? [15:54] Gonda     Of course I do! Of course. [16:05] Kaori     Gon-chan, come with me. [16:29] teacher     Oh, Ema-san. Hello. [16:31] Kaori     Sorry I'm a little late. [16:34] teacher     Mok-kun, look who's here for you. SIGN    Tokyo Certified     Day Care SIGN    Takenoko Kids SIGN    Certified Day Care [17:01] Kaori     Working while raising a child isn't easy. [17:06] Kaori     Gon-chan, you still mean it? [17:09] Kaori     Because I'm a single mother. [17:20] Kaori     It's okay, don't force yourself. [17:24] Kaori     See ya, Gon-chan. SIGN    Deep Sea Bar [17:33] Takuya     Single mother? [17:35] Gonda     It doesn't bother me at all. [17:38] Gonda     I-I might have panicked for a moment, though. [17:41] Takuya     So, what'll you do? [17:45] Gonda     What'll I do? Well... [17:56] Gonda     I've got to talk to Kaori again. SIGN    Bank SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 50 0 50 SIGN    Deposits made via other firms are listed     in the description box, and the date on      which they are payable is displayed on      the corresponding line.      Furthermore, the exact time a deposit      is payable varies depending on the type      of firm involved. Please ask a teller for      details. [18:08] Gonda     I can afford to support a child. [18:11] Komiya     Gonda-san. [18:12] Komiya     You seem kind of down today. [18:15] Gonda     N-Nothing's wrong. [18:17] Komiya     No? Okay. SIGN    See ya SIGN    Today SIGN    Kaori, sorry about the other day! SIGN    Today SIGN    Kaori, sorry about the other day! SIGN    I'd like you to hear me out      one more time. SIGN    I'd like you to hear me out      one more time. SIGN    I'm waiting at the restaurant where      we looked at pics together!! [18:39] waitress     You can get drinks over there. [18:42] Gonda     Sure, thanks. SIGN    Overall Account Bankbook SIGN    Gonda Hiromi [18:53] Gonda     Kaori sure was affectionate with her kid. [18:59] Gonda     What look did I have on my face back then? [19:04] Gonda     Kaori... [19:09] Ichika     Gon-chan? [19:14] Ichika     Gon-chan? [19:15] Gonda     Y-Yes. [19:17] Ichika     You look just like she described you. [19:20] Ichika     I'm Ichika, a friend of Kaori's. [19:25] Gonda     Her friend? [19:26] Ichika     Right. She and I use the same day care. [19:29] Ichika     And so, Kaori said she couldn't come today. [19:33] Ichika     I'm sorry. [19:36] Ichika     I have a message from her. [19:39] Ichika     She said, "Don't worry about it." [19:44] Ichika     She also said, "Thank you." [19:48] Gonda     Does she not like me anymore? [19:52] Ichika     Huh? [19:53] Ichika     I'm not really sure. [19:55] Ichika     Were the two of you dating? [19:58] Gonda     No, it wasn't like that. Uh... [20:02] Ichika     But listen, Gon-chan. [20:04] Ichika     It's a big decision, letting     someone meet your kid. [20:07] Ichika     I'd use my kid to scare away     a guy who won't take a hint, [20:11] Ichika     but Kaori's not that sort of person. SIGN    Overall Account Bankbook SIGN    Gonda Hiromi [20:20] Ichika     Sorry, Gon-chan. [20:24] Ichika     I guess it's not my place to say. [20:35] Gonda     Master, I'm going to stop talking     about marriage and stuff. [20:41] Gonda     When it comes to marriage, I was all talk. [20:44] Gonda     I wasn't ready at all. [20:48] Takuya     I doubt anyone can be ready for that stuff. [20:57] Gonda     Kaori had faith in me, and I flinched. [21:02] Gonda     I really regret it. [21:05] Gonda     I went and hurt Kaori's feelings. [21:11] Gonda     I'm the worst! [21:18] Takuya     No, Gonda. You're amazing. [21:23] Takuya     Truly amazing. [21:26] Takuya     Have I ever taken Honjoji-san     into consideration this much? [21:29] Takuya     Enough to move me to tears? 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