11 - Are You Serious About Living Under the Same Roof?

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SIGN      JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[00:02] Takuya
    An in-depth report?
[00:04] Kurokawa
    Right.
[00:05] Kurokawa
    To recruit new graduates, we're doing
    a JTC company intro as an online project.
[00:10] Kurokawa
    And it's called...
SIGN    Our Worthwhile JTC Life
     Project Head: Ashida
[00:11] Kurokawa
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
[00:14] Rika
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life?
[00:17] Takuya
    What is that*?
[00:18] Kurokawa
    You've started living together, yes?
[00:22] Kurokawa
    I want you to chronicle your home
    and work life as a blog on the site.
SIGN    Full of life!
[00:27] Kurokawa
    That way, people will know JTC is a company
    that's all about husband-and-wife work teams.
[00:32] Takuya
    Seriously?
[00:33] Kurokawa
    Oh, of course, only
    to the extent that you can.
[00:36] Kurokawa
    It doesn't have to include anything
    about kissing or making out.
[00:41] Kurokawa
    Well, no need make a big fuss over it.
SIGN    Isojima
[00:44] Kurokawa
    Just be natural.
SIGN    Z Coffee
SIGN    Are You Serious About Living Under the Same Roof?
[02:17] Takuya
    A web-based report? Talk about sudden.
[02:20] Rika
    We're better off not doing it.
[02:22] Rika
    For some reason, Kurokawa-san
    thinks we're living together.
[02:26] Takuya
    But what if this is a trap?
[02:29] Takuya
    To find out if our marriage
    story is true or not.
[02:32] Rika
    Kurokawa-san suspects us?
[02:35] Takuya
    That I don't know.
[02:37] Takuya
    But I'm sure someone is watching us.
[02:40] Takuya
    We received those weird
    phone calls multiple times.
[02:43] Rika
    I think that makes it all the more dangerous.
[02:46] Rika
    We keep getting into all
    these unexpected situations.
[02:51] Takuya
    That's true.
[02:52] Rika
    To put this in sumo terms...
[02:54] Takuya
    Sumo?
SIGN    Dosukoi
[02:55] wrestler
    Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[02:55] Rika
    In your mind, you're only
    going to take one step forward,
[02:58] Rika
    but somehow you end up
    falling out of the ring.
[03:00] wrestler
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi!
[03:01] Takuya
    That makes so much sense.
[03:03] Rika
    If you're not careful, you could end up
    all the way out in Tokyo Bay.
[03:07] Takuya
    Tokyo Bay?!
[03:07] wrestler
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi!
[03:09] Rika
    If we live together and blog about it,
    there's no telling what might happen.
SIGN    Be calm!!
[03:14] Rika
    That's why giving up might be an option now.
[03:21] (Flashback) Rika
    I'll take responsibility
    for the Alaska transfer.
[03:25] Takuya
    So, you're going to give up and go to Alaska?
[03:29] Takuya
    I don't want to go there,
[03:31] Takuya
    and I don't want you going there either.
[03:35] Takuya
    I say we do Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
SIGN    Dosukoi
[03:38] wrestlers
    Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[03:43] Rika
    The truth is, I think we
    should do this project too.
[03:48] Rika
    But let's calm down and think about this.
[03:51] Rika
    If we take on this project, it might
    mean we have to live together.
[03:55] Takuya
    It would come down to that?!
[03:57] Rika
    Kurokawa-san is already
    under that impression.
[04:00] Rika
    In that case, your apartment
    is highly likely to be where it happens,
[04:03] Rika
    in terms of living space
    and societal aspects.
[04:07] Rika
    And I'm also concerned about Kama-chan.
[04:10] Rika
    We have to be able to maintain
    his lifestyle expectations.
[04:13] Rika
    I'm not good at snap decisions,
    so please allow me some time.
[04:17] Takuya
    Yes, all right.
SIGN      JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Nyotai-san Summit
SIGN    Tsukubasan Shrine
SIGN    Attention Mountain Hikers
[04:41] man
    Whoa, scary!
[04:43] woman 1
    This is Benkei Nana Modori?
[04:45] woman 2
    Looks like it'll fall.
[04:48] Rika
    I never get bored of looking at this rock.
[04:51] Rika
    It looks like it could fall at any moment,
    but it's been like this for ages.
[04:58] Rika
    I'm sure it won't work.
[05:00] Rika
    But...
[05:02] Rika
    things have been messy,
[05:05] Rika
    and so many things keep happening.
    It's like a deluge.
[05:07] Rika
    We even kissed.
[05:10] Rika
    Even now, I don't have my feelings sorted out.
[05:14] Rika
    I'm sure if I live with someone now,
    it will mean a mountain of shame.
[05:20] Rika
    But even if it won't work, I want to try.
[05:25] (Flashback) Takuya
    I want to go out with you.
[05:30] Rika
    Ohara-kun has reached out*
    to me again and again.
[05:34] Rika
    I have to make a decision!
[05:38] Rika
    Are you ready, Ohara-kun?
[05:40] Rika
    Here I go.
[05:45] Rika
    I'm taking the plunge!
[05:47] Rika
    Right into your world!
SIGN    Benkei Nana Modori
[06:12] Takuya
    Come on, "allow me some time"?
[06:15] Takuya
    It's been five days already, Honjoji-san!
[06:18] Takuya
    Then again, this isn't unexpected.
[06:22] Takuya
    One minute she can't stop talking,
    then she suddenly goes silent.
[06:26] Takuya
    She went straight from a kiss
    to situational analysis.
[06:28] Takuya
    I can never predict her next move.
[06:31] Takuya
    I'm gradually reaching the point
    where nothing can faze me anymore.
[06:35] Takuya
    It's amazing what you can get used to.
[06:45] Takuya
    Honjoji-san.
[06:47] Rika
    I know I took a long time.
[06:50] Rika
    Let's do it!
[06:51] Rika
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
[06:55] Rika
    And so, I have this.
[06:57] Rika
    Guidelines I made for today's project.
[07:00] Rika
    I call it the Stay Within Bounds Plan!
SIGN    Stay Within Bounds Plan
[07:03] Takuya
    The Stay Within Bounds... Plan?
[07:06] Rika
    In order to safely create
    this JTC cohabitation report,
[07:10] Rika
    I put together a draft plan concerning ways to
    prevent any and all trouble from occurring.
[07:14] Rika
    It's just like traveling.
[07:15] Rika
    The same way a trip has an itinerary,
[07:18] Rika
    you and I need a plan
    since we're bad at socializing.
[07:21] Takuya
    Th-That tracks.
[07:23] Rika
    Let's go over this together and decide
    how to approach the online report.
[07:27] Takuya
    All right.
[07:28] Rika
    This isn't going to inconvenience Kama-chan?
[07:30] Takuya
    Oh, it's fine right now.
[07:33] Takuya
    Kama is in his favorite room.
SIGN    Three Articles of Prevention
SIGN    Refrain from sudden actions.
SIGN    Be attentive to your own feelings, not your counterpart's.
[07:36] Rika
    These are the three basic rules.
SIGN    Raise your hand before taking action!
[07:39] Takuya
    Uh, about this "Raise your hand
    before taking action" one—
[07:43] Rika
    I wish to speak.
[07:45] Rika
    In this way, we raise our hand
    and announce it before any action.
[07:48] Rika
    I think this can protect
    against unforeseen accidents.
[07:51] Takuya
    Um, in that case...
[07:54] Rika
    Don't forget the hand.
[07:55] Takuya
    Oh, right. I wish to speak.
[07:57] Takuya
    Does this cover how we act
    inside this apartment?
[07:59] Takuya
    We aren't going to do this at work, right?
[08:01] Rika
    I wish to speak!
[08:04] Rika
    That's right.
[08:06] Takuya
    It kind of seems like prison.
[08:08] Rika
    In broad terms, the goal is the same.
[08:11] Rika
    As for where to cohabitate, when taking
    optics and Kama-chan's care into account,
[08:16] Rika
    I still think your apartment is the way to go.
[08:18] Takuya
    I agree.
[08:20] Rika
    During this time, should we equally split
    the rent and utility bills?
[08:24] Takuya
    Uh, that's...
[08:25] Takuya
    Oh. You have your own apartment,
    so you needn't bother!
[08:28] Rika
    Yes, but...!
[08:29] Takuya
    Don't worry, it's okay!
[08:30] Rika
    Let me at least help with utilities!
[08:32] Takuya
    No, no, no.
[08:33] Rika
    Yes, yes, yes!
[08:35] Takuya
    Raising our hand each time
    is going to get tiring.
[08:39] Rika
    That it is.
[08:41] Rika
    Let's forgo it when we're having
    an ongoing conversation.
[08:45] Rika
    All right, I will now set up the tent.
[08:47] Takuya
    Tent?
[08:49] Rika
    There are two people
    and a cat in this apartment.
[08:52] Rika
    We have to make sure this isn't a burden,
    especially for Kama-chan.
[08:56] Rika
    I will live in the tent, except
    when we're working on the report.
[09:00] Rika
    As for where it wouldn't be
    inconvenient for Kama-chan...
SIGN    Secondary
    Residence
SIGN    Wild Land
SIGN    Main
    Residence
SIGN    Wild (Food) Land
[09:03] Rika
    I will set up next to the window here.
[09:07] Takuya
    R-Right.
[09:10] Takuya
    I-I wish to speak!
[09:11] Rika
    Yow!
[09:12] Takuya
    U-Um, for today, what
    should we do about dinner?
[09:16] Takuya
    Are you hungry?
[09:20] Rika
    Right, dinner...
[09:22] Rika
    What were we going to do about dinner?
[09:24] Takuya
    I'll go buy something.
[09:26] Rika
    Huh? Don't trouble yourself.
[09:28] Takuya
    I was going to go shopping anyway.
[09:32] Rika
    I'll leave that to you, then.
[09:34] Takuya
    R-Right, I'll get going.
[09:39] Takuya
    I-I can't handle the tension!
[09:42] Takuya
    Are we really going to live together?!
[09:47] Rika
    It's bigger than I expected.
[09:50] Rika
    This has to be an inconvenience.
[09:53] Rika
    Let's see, what's left for us to consider?
[10:01] Rika
    K-Kama-chan!
[10:06] Rika
    The true head of this household!
[10:09] Rika
    Unless we get his permission,
    there'll be no report or anything!
[10:13] Rika
    He's a timid one.
[10:14] Rika
    I mustn't pay any attention
    or show any affection.
[10:18] Rika
    Hold still, hold still.
[10:21] Rika
    Kama-chan, I mean you no harm.
[10:24] Rika
    I won't interfere with you one bit.
[10:59] Rika
    Does this mean I've been accepted?
[11:04] Rika
    Or not?
[11:23] Takuya
    I-I'm home.
[11:26] Rika
    W-Welcome back.
[11:28] Takuya
    So, Honjoji-san.
[11:30] Takuya
    I'm about to cook dinner.
    Would you care to join me?
[11:33] Takuya
    Cook?
[11:34] Takuya
    Oh.
[11:35] Takuya
    Cook?!
[11:36] Takuya
    Uh, yes! What do you say?
[11:39] Rika
    Oh no.
[11:40] Rika
    We should have figured out
    where this line was ahead of time.
[11:43] Rika
    Right now it's an experiment to see how
    independent we'll be while living together.
[11:47] Rika
    Unless we firmly draw the line on
    where our boundaries are,
[11:50] Rika
    things will gradually erode, and
    unforeseen things will crop up!
[11:54] Rika
    Just like the other day.
[11:56] Rika
    But he's suddenly taking care of me.
[11:59] Takuya
    Oops. Maybe she doesn't want to
    eat something someone prepared.
[12:03] Takuya
    She bought her own food
    the last time she ate here.
[12:07] Takuya
    Uh, it'll just be a simple dinner.
    You don't have to feel obligated to eat it.
[12:10] Rika
    Oh, not at all!
[12:11] Rika
    I'll have some! I certainly will.
[12:19] Rika
    Things are falling apart already.
[12:22] Rika
    I guess there's no avoiding it, though.
[12:24] Rika
    What?!
[12:26] Rika
    It's only been 15 minutes.
[12:29] Rika
    You can make this much that quickly?
[12:31] Takuya
    I usually prepare in advance,
    so there wasn't much to make.
[12:34] Takuya
    Sorry that the rice was microwaved.
[12:36] Rika
    Uh.
[12:37] Rika
    Um, can I open a window?
[12:40] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[12:43] Rika
    I might smell like sweat
    after putting up that tent.
[12:46] Takuya
    What was that all about?
    Does my apartment smell?
[12:52] both
    Time to eat.
[13:02] Rika
    Th-This is very good!
[13:04] Takuya
    Thank you.
[13:05] Rika
    I've never tasted anything
    like this. Is it ethnic?
[13:09] Takuya
    It uses duqqa.
[13:12] Rika
    Duqqa? You mean the Egyptian condiment?
[13:15] Takuya
    That's right. I bought it
    at a bazaar in Cairo.
[13:18] Takuya
    I like collecting spices.
[13:21] Takuya
    I buy some every time I travel,
    so I have a lot of mystery spices.
[13:25] Rika
    Wow, I didn't know
    Ohara-kun had such a hobby.
[13:29] Rika
    When I travel, all I pay
    attention to is the terrain.
[13:31] Takuya
    When I make things like spiced curry,
    I enjoy mixing these in different ways.
[13:36] Takuya
    Like making potions when you're a kid.
[13:39] Rika
    Making potions? What is that?
[13:41] Takuya
    You didn't do that when you were little?
[13:43] Takuya
    You make medicine by mixing
    things like pepper and leaves.
[13:46] Rika
    So, that's the kind of kid he was.
[13:48] Rika
    Wow, he has all sorts of spices.
[13:52] Rika
    He's been to a range of countries.
[13:55] Rika
    These are pretty. What are they?
[13:57] Takuya
    Aren't they? They're chili
    peppers from Brazil.
[14:02] Rika
    Th-The meal was great.
[14:04] Takuya
    Oh, yes, it was.
[14:06] Rika
    Boundaries, boundaries.
[14:10] Rika
    And now, I'm faced with a big problem.
[14:14] Rika
    I need to go to the bathroom!
[14:16] Rika
    I'd also like to brush my teeth after eating.
[14:18] Rika
    And change into something more comfortable!
[14:20] Rika
    But I can't do those things here!
[14:22] Takuya
    How goes it? I'm willing to do the dishes.
[14:25] Rika
    Th-Things are fine.
[14:28] Rika
    I can't use the bathroom
    with him so close by.
[14:32] Rika
    O-Ohara-kun, listen!
[14:34] Takuya
    Yes?
[14:34] Rika
    I'm going to drop by my place.
[14:37] Takuya
    Huh?
[14:39] Rika
    I'm done with the dishes.
    I won't be gone long.
[14:43] Rika
    See you then.
[14:48] Takuya
    Now's my chance to use the bathroom!
[14:55] Takuya
    I was so nervous.
[15:06] Takuya
    This is how it feels to live together?
[15:13] Rika
    Is this going to go on indefinitely?
[15:17] Rika
    I didn't realize living alone...
[15:19] Takuya
    ...could seem so relaxing.
[15:26] Rika
    I'll exhaust myself if I have to run
    home for the bathroom every time.
[15:29] Rika
    Maybe I'll do it at a convenience store.
[15:31] Rika
    Let's see, things to decide on
    when I get back.
[15:34] Rika
    There's so much, it's overwhelming.
[15:41] Rika
    I've returned.
[15:42] Takuya
    Oh, welcome back.
[15:45] Takuya
    Honjoji-san, I was wondering.
[15:47] Takuya
    What will you do about bathing?
[15:49] Rika
    B-Bathing!
[15:50] Rika
    I'd have to undress here.
[15:54] Rika
    Not happening! I couldn't
    even manage to use the toilet!
[15:58] Rika
    But not bathing could be a problem.
[16:00] Rika
    And I'm already sweaty from putting up
    the tent and running to and from home.
[16:03] Rika
    Plus it's hotter than expected
    inside the tent!
[16:06] Rika
    Might as well go home again.
SIGN    My place
SIGN    Ohara-kun's place
[16:08] Rika
    But I just got back, so to go home
    right now would be weird!
SIGN    Go home
     Don't bathe
     Bathe here
[16:12] Rika
    I-I can't decide!
[16:16] Takuya
    Oh, um! I'm not saying
     you have to bathe here!
[16:19] Takuya
    U-Uh oh. Did I say something weird just now?!
[16:23] Takuya
    How should I have phrased it?
[16:25] Takuya
    I don't know,
    I've never been in this situation!
[16:30] Takuya
    I didn't mean anything weird by it!
[16:33] Rika
    I-I can't decide!
[16:35] Takuya
    Oh hey, how about a public bathhouse?
[16:38] Rika
    A bathhouse!
[16:39] Takuya
    There's one a short walk from here.
[16:42] Rika
    All right, I'll do it there.
[16:57] Takuya
    Hang on a minute!
[17:00] Takuya
    I'll go too.
[17:01] Rika
    Ohara-kun...
[17:03] Rika
    I'll go buy toiletries, then.
[17:05] Takuya
    Right.
SIGN    Monthly Bic Spitz
[17:11] Takuya
    I couldn't bring myself to send her to a
    public bath while I use my own at home.
[17:17] Rika
    I was going to pretend to go to the
    bathhouse and drop by home instead,
[17:20] Rika
    but now I have no choice.
SIGN    Hot Baths
[17:24] Rika
    So, you can feel free to leave
    as soon as you're done.
[17:26] Takuya
    Sure, all right.
[17:54] Rika
    I'm sure he left already.
[18:05] Rika
    You waited for me?
[18:07] Takuya
    Uh, well, I thought maybe I should.
[18:10] Rika
    Oh, thank you.
[18:23] Rika
    Someone was waiting for me.
    That makes me happy.
[18:28] Takuya
    Honjoji-san sure is pretty.
[18:33] Rika
    Oh.
[18:34] Takuya
    Sorry.
[18:35] Rika
    After this...
[18:37] Takuya
    ...what happens next?
[18:40] Rika
    Is something going to happen?
[18:43] Takuya
    Is something... going to happen?
[18:46] both
    Something like...
[18:52] Rika
    Well...
[18:58] Rika
    Good night.
[19:05] Takuya
    I can't sleep!
[19:08] Takuya
    It felt like something was
    going to happen between us!
[19:12] Takuya
    And yet, nothing did.
[19:14] Takuya
    I can't wake her up. What am I doing?
[19:17] Rika
    I can't sleep.
[19:19] Rika
    Part of me wants something to happen,
    and part of me doesn't!
[19:24] Rika
    And I'm starting to fry inside this tent!
[19:26] Rika
    It has great insulation!
SIGN    Weather
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Here's hoping for the best.
SIGN    Agreed.
SIGN    What kind of relationship do we have right now?
[19:38] Takuya
    No way, there's no way I can send this!
[19:41] Takuya
    What would I do if she saw this
    and went, "Huh?"
SIGN    Are you still awake?
SIGN    I'm awake.
[20:04] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san, what's this
    supposed to mean?!
[20:06] Rika
    I sent that because
    I couldn't stand the tension.
[20:09] Rika
    Now how do I reply?
[20:11] Takuya
    Does this mean "Let's talk," or
    does it mean "Stop rustling around?"
[20:15] Rika
    I wonder how he interpreted it.
[20:17] Rika
    It wasn't a big deal or anything.
[20:20] Rika
    "Never mind. Good night."
[20:23] Takuya
    "Talk to you again tomorrow."
[20:26] Takuya
    No, not that. Not that!
[20:28] Rika
    Um, um...!
[20:32] Rika
    Is the tent making it too difficult to sleep?
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    Is the tent making it too
     difficult to sleep?
[20:36] Takuya
    Was I making too much noise?
[20:38] Takuya
    Augh! I'm making her fret over me!
[20:40] Rika
    Augh! What I texted was overbearing!
[20:43] Rika
    I got impatient!
[20:44] Takuya
    It's not like that.
[20:46] Takuya
    It's not, it's not!
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    May I join you in there?
[20:50] Takuya
    May I join you in there?
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    May I join you out there?
[20:53] Rika
    May I join you out there?
[21:09] Takuya
    C-Can't press it!
[21:12] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?!
[21:15] Rika
    I'm sorry. It's so hot in there
    I thought I would die.
[21:19] Takuya
    Please, cool down outside!
[21:21] Rika
    Th-Thank you.
[21:33] both
    Grown-up romance is such a hassle.
[21:37] Takuya
    Every little thing seems so important,
    I can't make any decisions.
[21:43] Takuya
    If we...
[21:45] Takuya
    If we went ahead and got married,
    maybe we wouldn't have to worry so much.
[21:51] Takuya
    That's right.
[21:53] Takuya
    Would it be so wrong if we did get married?
[22:05] Rika
    Good night.